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[ sirens ] erica : we have to do something . we have to get out of here . guard ? guard ! samuel : hey , erica . we 're on lockdown . it 's not going to do any good . erica : what ? samuel : listen . we 're on lockdown , all right ? it means no one gets in , no one gets out . the guards know we 're here . no need to panic . erica ? you all right ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : zach 's out . it does n't mean that he 's doing anything crazy about richie . he 's probably on that run or getting that midnight -- [ screams ] amanda : who screamed ? greenlee : i did . amanda : why 'd you scream ? [ scene_break ] angie : welcome to your station , chief hubbard . jesse : hey , gorgeous . [ angie chuckles ] angie : hey . jesse : well , the mayor does n't make it official until next week , but , uh , i figured i 'd come down , you know , familiarize , recognize -- angie : mm - hmm . i understand . jesse : yeah , you do , do n't you ? you really do . i love you for that . angie : [ whispering ] i love you , too . lt . perry : there he is . hello , angie . angie : lieutenant perry . lt . perry : jesse , when we got the word that you were taking over , me , the guys , we -- we could n't be happier . jesse : thanks , man . the word is that you 've been doing a great job , holding down the fort since derek left . so , what 's all the buzz , man ? lt . perry : ah , richie novak . he went m.i.a . jesse : yeah , i heard he made bail , but he 's wearing an ankle bracelet . ryan : not anymore . [ scene_break ] kendall : where is the fuse box ? greenlee : ow . kendall : are you ok ? greenlee : just get the lights . amanda : this is freaking me out . kendall : ok . i got it . i got it , i got it . amanda : hey . this is really bizarre . kendall : what happened ? amanda : what does it look like ? she fell . greenlee : no , someone pushed me . kendall : who ? amanda : hey , where 's babe ? [ scene_break ] adam : oh , j.r . here , pour yourself a club soda and join me . j.r. : sure . hey , what should we fight about today , dad ? uh , wait , wait . here 's an idea . babe ? adam : what about her ? j.r. : she 's moving back in . adam : over my dead body ? j.r. : oh . do n't tempt me . [ scene_break ] kendall : babe ! amanda , can you check the lounge ? amanda : yeah . kendall : thanks . ok , who pushed you ? greenlee : i do n't know , but it hurt . kendall : well , was it a man , a woman ? greenlee : kendall , it was dark . amanda : you guys , babe is gone . kendall : i 'm calling the police . greenlee : wait . wait , wait -- the elevator . someone 's coming up . amanda : that 's impossible . it 's locked . greenlee : shh . listen . [ scene_break ] jesse : so , richie , your brother , knocked you in the head and took off ? annie : i should n't have gone to his motel room . ryan : it 's not your fault , annie . angie : no , it 's the judge 's for letting your brother out of jail . annie : well , i thought that i could convince richie to plead guilty . and then i got there , and he started yelling and yelling . and he -- ah . ryan : you ok ? annie : yeah , i 'm fine . angie : have a look . ok , that 's a pretty nice bump you have there . you want to go to the hospital ? i can check it out . annie : no , thank you , angie , but i 'm fine , really . angie : you might have a concussion . annie : do n't worry about me . just find my brother before he hurts somebody else . [ scene_break ] [ kendall screams ] kendall : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey . hey , it 's all right . you 're just going to give your statement , and as soon as we 're done we 'll go straight home , ok ? jesse : so , we got an apb out on novak ? lt . perry : yes , sir . jesse : airports , train stations , bus stations ? lt . perry : all on high alert . jesse : roadblocks ? lt . perry : on every route into and out of pine valley . jesse : i know you 've searched the man 's room , right ? lt . perry : it 's clean . we talked to the managers , guests . we 're checking every gas station , diner , and motel in the area . jesse : and ? lt . perry : nothing . there 's no sign of novak anywhere . [ scene_break ] kendall : oh , my god . zach , thank god . greenlee : i 'm so glad it 's you . amanda : and not some ax murderer . zach : anyone want to fill me in ? what 's going on ? kendall : ok , we were working -- greenlee : the lights went out . amanda : everyone started freaking . greenlee : someone pushed me -- kendall : yeah , and then we get the lights back on , and greenlee 's on her butt , and babe is missing . zach : what do you mean , she 's `` missing `` ? amanda : she was here , now she 's not . greenlee : someone must have taken her -- kidnapped her or something . zach : novak . [ scene_break ] j.r. : richie novak is out there . i have to protect my family . adam : was that how you lured her back in here ? made her fear for her life ? j.r. : you still do n't know babe , do you ? she does n't run scared from anything . adam : ah . well , it wo n't work , you know . she wo n't stay . she never does . j.r. : this time , she will . [ door closes ] krystal : hi . j.r. : oh , well , just in time , buddy ! krystal : oh , he can not get enough of wall - e the robot . hi , adam . adam : krystal , can i make you a drink ? krystal : oh , i , um -- i have to get back home . babe just wanted me to pick up little a from winifred and drop him off here . j.r. : oh , that mommy has to work late , but she 'll be here just as soon as you wake up . [ j.r. chuckles ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : i ca n't believe it . richie broke in here ? kendall : yeah , well , now he has babe , so we have to do something . zach : call the police . amanda : i 'm on it . zach : 911 . greenlee : what do you think he 's going to do to her ? zach : i 'm going to check the rest of the building . wait here for the cops . kendall : no , zach , zach . you -- you can not go alone . you ca n't . you ca n't . please . zach : it 's fine . i used the key to use the elevator , and the back door was locked , so he had to come in through the roof . greenlee : that makes sense . the fuse box is right next to the roof stairs . kendall : no -- he probably took babe and dragged her down the stairwell . zach : hey . kendall : just be careful . zach : all right . [ scene_break ] angie : jesse ? jesse : yeah , babe ? angie : darling , listen . i -- i know that you feel that you should be here . but you have n't even been sworn in yet . jesse : grady ? ofc . grady : yes , sir ? jesse : can you get the mayor on the phone ? i 'm going to take that oath tonight . ofc . grady : you got it , chief . annie 's voice : ok , i have held my part of the bargain . now , you have to hold yours . richie : thanks for the traveling cash . annie : and you wo n't forget what else you have to do ? richie : hmm . greenlee , out of your life . annie : she 's working at fusion tonight . richie : yes , yes , yes . i 'll take care of her for you . cross my heart and hope to die . ryan : here you go . babe , i wish that i could have been there to stop him . jesse : it should n't be much longer , all right ? lt . perry : novak hit fusion . he kidnapped a woman . annie : oh , my god . greenlee . [ scene_break ] samuel : listen , lockdown is just a procedure they use when there 's been a security breach . erica : i 've been in prison a while now , sam . i know the drill . we 're stuck in here because there 's been some sort of an incident . they had to lock down the entire facility , because they have security issues . and when they have the problem solved , i know they 're going to let us out . samuel : i never should have brought you here . erica : oh , no . i wanted to come here . i came here voluntarily . i wanted you to see what it was like . samuel : well , i think i get it . erica : rats in a cage , samuel . and for very , very little infractions . i mean , it 's medieval . it 's completely medieval . and no one , none of these women , deserve to be locked up in here like this . i mean , for -- for anything . samuel : you really care about these ladies , huh ? erica : well , i have you to thank for that . samuel : how so ? erica : well , if you had n't arrested me , i never would have known how truly barbaric the prison system is . samuel : well , i 'm glad you 're ok . and you 've been one hell of a student . erica : look , these women have suffered terribly . i 've heard their stories . if they can survive that , i can certainly survive this . erica : you did n't know about any of this , did you , sam ? samuel : my job was to arrest , prosecute , and convict . but i got to say from the outset , not all your friends are innocent , erica . erica : i 'm not saying that they are . but they 're all human beings , sam . i mean , take rosalie , for example . she -- she 's two cells down from me . she told me about her mother , and how dedicated , how loving her mother was . and when rosalie got sent away to prison , it broke her mother 's heart . and , in fact , she got very ill . and , one day , rosalie was in her cell , and a guard came and left a message for rosalie . that her mother was dead . and rosalie was not allowed to attend the funeral . rosalie never got to say goodbye to her mother . samuel : that is very , very unfortunate , and i -- erica : no , it is cruel , sam . and then there 's faye . faye was in another facility , one with male guards . and one of those guards ordered faye to meet him in this -- this deserted area of the prison where he -- ok , that went on for two years , until faye was transferred here . samuel : there are abuses . there are a lot of abuses . and i 'm trying to investigate and do what i can . but i still believe -- erica : well , oh , yeah . please do n't tell me . you think that this is , um , `` the system is not perfect . `` yeah . are n't you a little tired of saying that ? samuel : yes . i get tired of saying that . bit i believe that we have one of the best systems in the world . i do . it 's not perfect . erica : i 'll write that down , senator . samuel : erica , you 've opened my eyes a lot , too . erica : i remember the first day i came here , i had a whole plan worked out . samuel : what were you going to do ? get back at me for locking you up ? erica : oh , yeah . that , too . i mean , i had a -- i had a plan that was going to help me get through the six months i was going to be here . i was going to be pleasant , but at a distance . samuel : and , given your status , i think that 's a smart strategy . erica : well , despite what i said on my show the other day , the truth is , when i first came here , i thought my fame did make me above all the other inmates . but i soon found out that i am no different than rosalie , or faye , or any of the other women in here -- samuel : no , no , no , no . let -- let 's -- let 's be honest . let 's be honest . in a lot of ways , you are fundamentally different . you are . erica : look , i know -- i know very well that some of the women in here do not regret what they did . they do n't regret their crimes . and they 're probably going to go out there and -- and break the law again . all i 'm saying is that they 're human beings . and everyone in here has made mistakes . and everyone has demons to fight . [ scene_break ] kendall : amanda , can you , uh , find a picture of babe ? i think the cops are going to need it . amanda : yeah . kendall : thanks . greenlee : when the lights went out , and i got my feet knocked out from under me , it reminded me of that night that zach and i fell into that bomb shelter . kendall : must have been so scary for you . greenlee : you have no idea . kendall : do n't -- do n't do this , greenlee . do n't go there now . greenlee : i 'm always there , kendall . some part of me , anyway . kendall : well , i 'm sure it 's hard . but you -- greenlee : you were n't there . freezing , starving , waiting to die . do n't touch me . [ scene_break ] lt . perry : squad cars are on their way . jesse : excellent . annie : richie took babe ? jesse : mayor bartlett , thanks for coming on such short notice . mayor bartlett : jesse , i 'm glad you 've accepted the job , but what 's the urgency ? jesse : well , i ca n't take over the novak case until i 'm sworn in , so -- mayor bartlett : then , let 's do it . jesse : let 's do this mrs. chief . [ scene_break ] annie : i -- i -- how -- how could richie do this ? how could he take babe ? ryan : well , i -- i 'm sure babe is going to be all right , annie . annie : no , this is n't right , ryan . ryan : richie has done a lot of cry stuff to be with babe . annie : i know that . ryan : so , then , why would you think he took greenlee ? [ scene_break ] jesse : with all due respect , sir , could we skip the intro ? cut to the chase ? mayor bartlett : certainly . jesse : excellent . mayor bartlett : raise your right hand . do you , jesse hubbard , solemnly swear to uphold the constitution of the united states , and the commonwealth of pennsylvania , the charter of the city of pine valley , and the laws thereof ? and that you will , to the best of your ability , faithfully perform the duties of the chief of police of the city of pine valley ? jesse : i do . mayor bartlett : congratulations , chief hubbard . [ scene_break ] annie : i just assumed that richie took greenlee , because greenlee is the one that he -- he trapped in the bomb shelter . ryan : yeah , but if richie 's worried about testimony , then why would n't he go after the prostitute that -- that -- that ratted him out to begin with ? annie : i do n't know . i -- i do n't know , ryan . my brother is sick . he 's a selfish , disgusting liar who ruins people 's lives for no reason . ryan : but why greenlee ? annie : oh , my god -- emma . what if he goes after -- ryan : emma 's ok . emma 's ok . it 's all right . i just talked to tad , all right ? and he -- richie would have no idea that emma spent the night . so , she 's fine . annie : thank god . ryan : she 's fine . annie : i just -- i want this over , ryan . i want richie gone . ryan : he 's going to be gone . he 's going to be gone . he 's going to be in prison , hopefully for the rest of his life . annie : yeah , but he should n't get a life . he had a terminal diagnosis , and then he stole j.r. 's bone marrow , and had a second shot at a life that he did n't deserve . richie should have gotten what he deserved back then . i wish he would -- [ scene_break ] erica : my demons and i had quite a battle while i was in here . samuel : and you fought back , and you won . erica : well , it was n't easy . samuel : i know . erica : and i would never have gotten out of here if it was n't for you talking to the warden . samuel : no . carmen deserves some credit . jackson deserves some credit . erica : well , but when that door opened , it was you who was standing there . samuel : i -- i was just glad to see you were ok . erica : i was wrong about you , sam . i accused you of making empty promises , but i was wrong . i accused you of being all talk and no action . but you do act . you 're here . and you care . and i am grateful . samuel : and you 're not the only one with demons . [ scene_break ] greenlee : and so we figure that richie took babe through the stairwell . kendall : yeah , uh , my husband went to go look for them -- actually , there he is . anything ? zach : no sign of babe or richie . amanda : we have to tell j.r . kendall : and krystal . [ scene_break ] j.r. : sweet dreams , buddy . ok ? krystal : come on , i 'll take you up . let 's go . j.r. : you having second thoughts about babe moving in ? considering the old fringe benefits . adam : the only benefit of having babe under my roof is an extra supply of pork rinds . j.r. : yeah , and krystal there to share them with you . mm - hmm ! [ phone rings ] j.r. : yeah , hello ? amanda : j.r. , it 's amanda . something happened . something bad . j.r. : yeah , well , spit it out already . amanda : richie kidnapped babe . he broke into fusion , and we do n't know where they are . the cops are here , but i -- i -- i thought you should know . j.r. , can you make sure that krystal knows , too ? j.r. ? are you there ? adam : son , what is it ? j.r. : novak has babe . he went into fusion , and he took her . adam : wait a minute . everybody knows what a soft spot babe has for that maniac . she probably left with him by choice . maybe he -- maybe she -- it was her idea . j.r. : what ? what , you son of -- no . no , she did n't run off with richie . he kidnapped her . [ scene_break ] ryan : ok . annie : is this where they 're taking the statement ? ryan : no , but i just figured , you know , since angie 's here , that -- angie : quick exam . five minutes . annie : oh , that 's ok . i told you , i 'm fine , really . angie : you lost consciousness , annie . you need to be checked out . annie : ok . ryan : ok ? all right , i 'll -- i 'll be right outside . cool ? angie : have a seat . all right , i just want you to follow my finger , ok ? annie : ok . angie , i -- i really appreciate your concern , but i just feel like there are probably bigger things to be worried about right now . angie : any pain here ? annie : nope . could i ask you a question ? angie : mm - hmm . of course . annie : um , what are the rules on the whole doctor - patient confidentiality thing ? do you have to be in a hospital or an office for it to kick in ? angie : anything that we talk about stays between us . annie : can losing consciousness affect a pregnancy ? [ scene_break ] amanda : i ca n't believe i 'm saying this , but i actually feel sorry for j.r . greenlee : i need some fresh air . zach : well , you 're not going outside . greenlee : well , then i 'll be in the ladies ' room , splashing cold water on my face . zach : mm - hmm . amanda : well -- i 'm coming with you . kendall : god , i thought we 'd be safe here . zach ? zach : what ? kendall : where did you go just now ? zach : i was thinking about richie . kendall : well , what happened when you went to his motel room ? zach : i had a plan to deal with him . kendall : well , what do you mean , `` deal with `` ? zach : when the court system does n't work , you got to kind of figure something else out , right ? kendall : wait a minute , wait a minute . what were you going to do ? zach : i want to make sure that he never hurts anybody again . i want him to look in my eyes and see the fear that i felt . he should feel . and you felt . and my family felt . i should have killed him when i had the chance . kendall : jesse , have you heard about babe ? jesse : yeah , i 'm taking over the novak case . lt . perry : you 're looking at pine valley 's new police chief . kendall : oh . congratulations . greenlee : congratulations on what ? amanda : did they find babe ? jesse : not yet , and i could use your help . kendall : yeah , jesse 's taking over for derek . jesse : and i 'd like to talk to all of you separately -- little interviews . zach : or instead of doing that , you could go out and find novak . jesse : kind of need to gather some information . zach : what information do you need , jesse ? babe is gone . she 's been kidnapped . go find her . jesse : there are officers out there on this . richie novak ca n't make a left turn in this town without running into a cop . zach : i think that 's great . let me call krystal . she 'll be so relieved . can i use your phone ? jesse : why do n't we start the interviews now , all right ? and let me start with you . how 's that ? zach : excuse me . jesse : so , you went to novak 's motel room tonight , huh ? zach : mm - hmm . and his sister was there . she tried to get him to do the right thing . so , he knocked her out and took off . jesse : any idea why a visit from annie would make him run ? zach : any idea why a judge would let him go out on bail ? he locked me and greenlee in a hole , left us there to die . he took j.r. 's bone marrow , and now he 's out there with an innocent woman . jesse : so , the system let you down . zach : the system , dear jesse , does n't work . jesse : so , you want to make it work your way ? zach , justice is my job now . this is my job . you try to do my job , you 're going to have to answer to me . kendall : hey , let me , uh -- let me take you into the lounge . i 'll get you a drink . zach : no , i got to go . kendall : no , no , no , no , no , zach , please -- please do n't . zach : honey , i got to go . kendall : ok , well , then i 'm coming with you . zach : you trust me , right ? kendall : of course . greenlee : well , um , it was dark . someone shoved me and i hit the floor . jesse : are you hurt ? greenlee : no , i 'm ok . babe is the one in trouble . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you stay on top of it , perry , ok ? find her . and i want updates every 15 minutes . krystal : what did he say ? j.r. : novak went into fusion , he turned out the lights , and he grabbed her . krystal : oh , god . i got to get down there . adam : krystal , no . j.r. : no , no , look , look . krystal , look , look . i 'm out of my mind , too , right now , ok ? but the cops , they want us to stay put . krystal : my baby doll is being held by a monster , j.r . think about what he did to you . j.r. : i -- i know , but the cops are on top of this . think about babe . as soon as she comes home , she 's going to be so mad for us freaking out . krystal : you 're probably right . thank you . thank you for caring , j.r . j.r. : yeah . can i give you a lift ? krystal : no , no . kathy 's having a rough night . i do n't want her to see me like this , and i do n't want to leave little a either . adam : you can stay here as long as you like . krystal : i got to call tad . i got to call tad . i got to let him know that i 'm not -- i 'm not coming home . j.r. : how about this ? i 'll call tad . krystal : ok . j.r. : ok ? [ scene_break ] angie : squeeze my hands . are you pregnant ? annie : i 'm not sure . my cycles have always been really irregular , and i 'm a little later than usual this month , so i thought -- angie : have you taken a pregnancy test ? annie : you know what ? i -- i 'll just call my ob - gyn tomorrow . that 's easy . angie : listen , annie , if you want to know , we could go to the hospital . you and ryan could find out together . annie : no , no , no . i do n't think now 's really a good time with all this stuff going on , you know ? angie : well , you and ryan could use some good news . annie : no , please do n't say anything to ryan , angie . i just would n't want him to be disappointed . [ scene_break ] erica : a politician with demons . imagine that . samuel : well , i think mine started from way back before running for the senate was even an idea in my head . erica : really ? how far back ? samuel : the day i passed the bar exam . that 's the day that work became my life and in effect , eclipsed my life . erica : what do you mean ? oh , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i do n't mean to pry . samuel : no , it 's -- it 's all right . um , i got hired by a big law firm on wall street right away , and i , you know , worked there and after a while , i felt like i was working to protect the rich and the guilty and like i was on the wrong side of the equation . so , i quit . i became a prosecutor . erica : oh , that must have been quite an adjustment . samuel : it was . hours were twice as long , the checks were half as big , but i felt rich . you know , i knew i was doing the right thing . i felt like i was finally fighting for the little man and at the same time , i -- i started to neglect my wife and my son . erica : well , balancing a family and work , that can be very challenging . samuel : my wife had a busy career , too . yeah . she was an investment banker , and she was always saying , `` let 's have another baby . `` you know , `` let 's have another kid . `` and i 'd go , `` no , no , we got time for that . we got time for that . `` erica : tell me about her -- your wife . samuel : melissa -- melissa was beautiful , stunning , brilliant . an african american woman ready to take on the business world and not -- not lose her femininity at all . and fight the big boys -- fight with the big boys and win . erica : my kind of lady . samuel : yeah , yeah . and she had the right kind of left - brain combination and right brain that -- you know , she was also an artist . erica : oh . samuel : yeah , she did pottery . erica : oh , how wonderful . samuel : we had a little room in the back of the house that we did n't use , and she 'd use it as a studio . she 'd go back there , blast her music , and disappear into her own world . and the morning of september 11 , i woke up -- melissa 's nowhere around , and i hear mozart . i go in the back , i open the door , and there she is covered in mud in her hair and her clothes , and she looks at me with this great big smile . she 'd been there all night . erica : she must have been exhausted . samuel : she was exhilarated . erica , she was so excited , and she created this beautiful piece . and i 'll never forget . she turns to me and she said , `` sam , let 's play hooky today . let 's me , you , and our son stop and just go to the hudson river and get a pizza and just kick back as a family . `` and -- and i said no . i had a case to do . and i saw that smile go away . when we left the house , she had her piece with her . she wanted to put it in the window of her office in the south tower . i could have stayed home , and i did n't . i did n't have to go to work . [ scene_break ] krystal : do n't , do n't -- adam : krystal . krystal : do n't . adam : i care , too . krystal : you 're a liar . i heard what you said to j.r. that babe ran off with richie on purpose , that it was her choice . you think she would actually leave her child to go off with that piece of trash ? adam : i did n't -- i did n't say -- krystal : just -- just save it . all right ? i know how you feel about my daughters . you tried to sell jenny , and you 've been trying to get rid of babe since day one . adam : you misunderstood . krystal : i -- i heard you loud and clear , adam . so , just stay the hell away from me . krystal : did you talk to tad ? j.r. : yeah . he 's sick over what happened to babe , but he 's calling his p.i . contacts to try to help . krystal : how are the girls ? j.r. : they 're fine . and he told me to tell you not to worry . just give him a call when you 're up to it . and i think he told me one other thing . oh , yeah . that he loved you . krystal : thanks . i 'm going to check on little a . j.r. : ok . what did you say to her ? [ scene_break ] jesse : you 've been very helpful , amanda . thank you . amanda : you will find babe , right ? jesse : i 'll be in touch as soon as we have anything . all right ? amanda : guys , call me , ok ? greenlee and kendall : ok . jesse : fellows , we 're done . ladies , stay strong . stay vigilant . all right ? kendall : mm - hmm . thanks . jesse : good night . kendall : i am sick of this . i am sick of deranged lunatics attacking the women who work here . no more , greenlee . no more . [ scene_break ] samuel : melissa asked for one day , and i said no . and i have to live with that for the rest of my life . i made the wrong choice . erica : you listen to me , samuel . you are not responsible for what happened . you were the victim of an unspeakable tragedy . samuel : no , i 'm not a victim . i 'm not a victim . if i 'd had my priorities straight , -- my wife would be alive today and my son would still have a mother . i was self - centered . erica : you have done so much for so many people . i 'm one of them . samuel : you remember the day i came in here , and i carried you to safety ? you know what i flashed back on ? my wife . and i thought about how beautiful it could have been if -- if i could have done that for her . [ keys jingle ] warden : mr. woods , please accept my apologies . samuel : yeah . i , um -- i assume you have an explanation for this . warden : a security breach . lockdown was automatic . samuel : ok . i 'd like to talk to you in private -- now . warden : of course . [ scene_break ] j.r. : oh , dad , how did you manage to make krystal even more upset . adam : i do n't answer to you . j.r. : no , i leave you alone for five minutes , she wants to put her fist through your face . adam : you 're upset about babe . do n't take it out on me . j.r. : well , why ca n't you just stop making things worse ? why ca n't you be just be like , i do n't know , human for once ? adam : so , this is my fault ? j.r. : when anybody gets hurt or angry around here , it 's always your fault . krystal : do n't bother , j.r . he 's a waste of time . j.r. : why has n't lieutenant perry called me with an update ? i 'm done waiting . krystal : he does n't want us to interfere , j.r . j.r. : i ca n't just sit here . krystal : well , then sit with your son and watch him sleep . it made me feel better . go on , go on . give it a -- give it a try . j.r. : i love babe . i just want her home safe . [ scene_break ] ryan : thanks again , angie . angie : you 're very welcome . and you need me , call anytime . hey . jesse : hey . novak 's still out there , so i 've got to get back to work . angie : get back to work , i know . i know . listen , keep me posted and -- jesse : always , mrs. chief . angie : be careful . jesse : i will always be careful , mrs. chief . ok ? i 'm kissing you at work . all right . bye , baby . ryan : see you . jesse : how 's the head ? annie : it 's better , thanks . jesse : good . listen , can you hang out a little longer ? ryan : uh , she just gave her statement , so -- jesse : yeah , i 'd like to ask you a few more questions about your visit with your brother . ryan : she is done , jesse . i 'm taking her home . jesse : ok , ryan . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you 're right , kendall . why are we all magnets for psychos ? kendall : i do n't know , but we ca n't just take it . we have to respond and send a message . greenlee : ok . what are we going to do ? kendall : we have to fight back . greenlee : let 's go find out where richie took babe and do something about it . [ scene_break ] richie 's voice : guard ? guard ! the last time i was left alone with this guy , he almost killed me , man . zach : i did . richie : ok . hey , look . come on . i mean , we 're in jail . unless you want a jail cell right next to mine , then i suggest you just go home , just leave . go . what ? oh , come on . guard , you 're not going to let him do this , are you ? come on , guard ! richie : hey . | at the prison , erica and samuel are trapped in solitary confinement during a lockdown . babe , greenlee , kendall and amanda are working at fusion when the lights suddenly go off , thanks to richie . richie grabs babe and takes off with her . when the lights come back on , the other women find babe gone . jesse and angie are at the pine valley police station . jesse lets the others know that he is taking over derek 's job as chief of police . annie is questioned about what had happened when she was with richie earlier in the night . j.r. and adam are at the chandler mansion . j.r. lets adam know that he will protect his family . krystal comes in and brings little a home . j.r. and krystal find out that richie had taken babe . adam offers his home for as long as she wants to stay . when zach arrives at fusion , kendall just about knocks him out with a ball bat . annie confides to angie that she might be pregnant , but does n't want ryan to know just yet . zach fills the women in that richie is on the run . krystal and adam argue as usual over babe . richie takes babe to the cabin in the woods where they had taken the children . samuel opens up to erica about his wife . samuel and erica kiss before they are released from solitary . kendall and greenlee vow revenge on the men who try to hurt them . |
[ thunder ] tad : what are you doing here ? [ gunshot ] liza : oh , i 'm so sorry . i was trying to be quiet . i broke a glass . are you all right ? [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] ryan : something happened . kendall : i just got a call from jack . the d.a . has moved my trial up to next week . zach : that does n't give us enough time to tear the case apart . ryan : i can -- i can help . kendall : how ? ryan : i think i know who killed stuart chandler . [ scene_break ] adam : i got rid of the gun . annie : because you thought i was going to use it on you ? adam : no , i did not get rid of the gun , because i thought you were going to shoot me with it . annie : yesterday , you found me with it , and you defended me against ryan and erica , but you saw me staring down at the spot where stuart was shot , holding the gun in my hands , and what now ? now do you think i could actually be a murderer ? adam : well , i 'd have to be blind and foolish not to have considered it . annie : i killed my brother , and i stabbed erica . i did some horrible , horrible things when i was very , very sick , but you have to believe me . i did not kill stuart . i care about you a lot , adam , and you mean a lot to me , and i need you to believe in me . adam : i believe you . i know you did n't kill stuart . annie : thank you . thank you . j.r. : so when 's the wedding ? you two , you make an adorable couple . [ scene_break ] ryan : annie was just standing there , holding a gun , pointing it at the place that stuart died , and i 'm telling you that the look in her eyes , all right , she 's hiding something . kendall : well , did adam see this ? ryan : he came in , and she turned the gun on him , and that 's when erica and i barged in . we thought she was going to kill him . kendall : and after all of this , adam 's still defending her ? ryan : maybe not for long , not once he figures out that she 's using him . she used him in that drugged - up state to cover up her killing his brother . kendall : well , it makes sense . she could have easily picked up the gun i dropped , and no one said they saw her during the time of the murder . ryan : i 'm going to the d.a . zach : no , you 're not ! [ scene_break ] jake : hey . amanda : hey . jake : you ok ? amanda : yeah , i was just waiting for you to get off your shift . jake : why ? what 's wrong ? amanda : i could n't stay at the house anymore , so i went for a drive , and i ended up here . i 'm just so lost and wired . i ca n't -- i ca n't sleep anymore because of -- jake : because you held your baby , and then you saw liza 's baby . amanda : yeah . even when he 's not around me , he 's all i can think about . [ scene_break ] liza : hey , hey , hey , you -- are you all right ? what 's going on ? tad : uh , no , i 'm fine , i 'm fine . just there was a -- a bad dream . oh , hey . liza : here -- oh . tad : come on , give me this . did you cut yourself ? liza : yeah , no , no , no , i 'm ok . tad : you sure ? liza : i 'm all right . tad : how 's the baby ? liza : oh , he 's good , he 's good . he 's just very , you know , hungry . i did n't get much more than an hour 's sleep last night . i really forgot how exhausting those late - night feedings are . tad : yeah , well , he 's just getting used to his new surroundings . that 's all . liza : yeah , well , and his new mom . tad : well , that wo n't take too long . liza : yeah , i hope not . i hope not . i 'm just , uh -- i 'm so anxious . you know , that bonding thing . i mean , it 's not just to convince everybody else that he 's my child , but i just want him to love me as much as i love him . you know , i really -- i want to do this one right . tad : liza , you 're a terrific mom . you 're going to do just great . liza : thank you . tad : yeah . liza : thank you . you , you -- you do n't look so good . tad : oh , thank you . liza : you know , i really -- i got to get out of here . i got to get you -- let you have your life back . tad : no , no , no , no , i do n't want you worried about me . listen , listen , do me a favor . [ door closes ] tad : you stay as long as you need , ok ? colby : hi . hey . tad : hey , pretty . liza : hey , you , nice surprise . colby : oh , i could n't stay away from you and the baby . liza : oh , well , that 's music to my ears . colby : god , you sure you feeling ok , to be up and around like this ? liza : yeah , yeah , yeah , no , i 'm running on pure joy . you kidding me ? i want you to come on downstairs and see your brother . colby : mm - hmm . tad : whoa . kathy : you 're it . tad : oh , lord . come here . stop . listen . do me a favor , all right ? i want you to take emma and all of this play - date energy and go into the family room because your primary rental unit needs a nap , all right ? [ kathy giggles ] kathy : ok . tad : ok , go , go , go , go , go -- kathy : ok , come on , emma . [ thunder ] [ gunshot ] tad : what are you doing here ? emma : i want my mommy . [ thunder ] [ footsteps ] [ scene_break ] zach : what new evidence are you bringing to the d.a . ? annie had a funny look on her face ? ryan : no , that she was holding a gun on adam . zach : well , adam 's going to deny it . he 's on her side . ryan : maybe not for long . after we left , he got very suspicious . zach : after you left ? how would you know that ? ryan : because aidan bugged the house . zach : aidan bugged the house ? wiretapping ? i 'm sure that 's admissible in court , good job . ryan : of course , it 's not admissible in court . i thought this would be right up your alley , zach . the idea would be to put enough information in front of north , so he could follow up some other leads and not railroad kendall the way he 's been doing . zach : you 're confusing the d.a . with someone who does n't have an agenda . ryan : well , then we 'll do it ourselves , ok ? we can prove that annie killed stuart ourselves . zach : north is not looking for other suspects . he wants kendall to go down for this . kendall , no one else , and now . kendall : ok , well , then what do we do ? zach : well , we 're going to find something on north , discredit him , and delay the trial . that 's what i 've been saying . ryan : that 's something you do if kendall is guilty , but she 's not . she 's innocent , and instead of following up on something that can prove that she 's innocent , you want to , what , strong arm the d.a . ? what is this ? vegas in the ' 60s ? and you were worried about bugging the house ? [ phone rings ] woman : it 's me . yeah , madison north is back at it . zach : i 'll be right there . stay away from north . ryan : welcome home . [ door closes ] kendall : oh , rachel . rachel : yes ? kendall : um , could you do me a favor ? if zach comes back before i do , can you just tell him i went to the office ? thanks . [ scene_break ] adam : it was a rather rough evening here last night . we -- we 're trying to comfort each other , each thinking about stuart . scott : most of my nights have been like that since he died . annie : i have n't had a chance to tell you how sorry i am about stuart . he was a beautiful man . scott : thank you . j.r. : yes , well , we have business to discuss . shall we move this into the office ? annie : yeah , i know it . go ahead . i will prepare a nice dinner for us . how 's that ? adam : that sounds wonderful , good idea . annie : and what would you like ? adam : well , uh , leave it you . surprise me . annie : ok . j.r. : i 'm not buying that act that she 's putting on . she 's trying to move in on you , dad . adam : you wanted to talk business ? discussing annie is none of your business . j.r. : you kicked your grandson out of this house and me . oh , i think i have a right to know the real reasons . adam : well , i 'm sure you do . i 'm repaying a debt . annie stays in this house until the court finishes its psychiatric evaluation . that 's it . i miss you and little adam like crazy , but that 's for a very short time . this woman 's fate is at stake . scott : yeah , give it a rest , ok , j.r. ? j.r. : no , no , the only fate that she has is a 10 x 10 cell . the only question is , padded walls or not ? adam : you have no right to judge annie . you 've certainly had more than your share of criminal mistakes . now , if you have some business , real business , to discuss , let 's take it to the office . [ scene_break ] annie : and please tell lucretia that mr. chandler and i would like to dine on the terrace . oh , and do n't forget about that peach ice cream that he likes . maid : oh , yes , ma'am . annie : thank you . [ doorbell rings ] annie : what are you doing here ? kendall : i need your help . [ scene_break ] tad : hey . ryan : hey , hey , there they are . hi , hi , hi . emma : daddy ? ryan : yeah . emma : can i stay longer , please ? and there 's a new baby downstairs . tad : liza kind of , sort of , gave birth yesterday . emma : can i stay with kathy some more ? ryan : uh -- i have an idea . why do n't you guys go and play while i talk to kathy 's dad for a sec , ok ? kathy : yeah ! [ ryan chuckles ] ryan : all right . hey , i 'm -- i 'm sorry , man . i would n't have had her come over here and add to all the insanity . tad : no , no , no , it 's not that . it 's not that at all . listen , they have so much fun together , i was going to ask you if i could take emma out on loan . no , she 's welcome to stay as long as she likes . ryan : all right . tad : ugh . ryan : you ok ? tad : not sure . i 've never really been able to remember that much about the night that i was shot , stuart was murdered , and just now , and then , earlier , when i was taking a nap , i started getting these images , you know ? i 'm starting to remember things that happened . [ scene_break ] amanda : ever since we left barbados , you 've seemed fine , and so , please , tell me how you do that . i mean , i -- is it easier for you , because you know he 's not your son ? jake : wait a second . first of all , nothing could be further from the truth . amanda : then -- jake : it 's hard for me . it is n't easy for me at all . amanda : ok , then you tell me how you do it , then you tell me how you sleep at night , how you concentrate on work , how you do anything , knowing that we will never see him again . jake : i -- i -- i -- amanda : i 'm sorry . please , do n't -- i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i have no right to ask you that , because you 've done everything for me and my baby , and -- and i 'm sorry . i will never be able to thank you for that . jake : you do n't have to thank me , and you do n't have to apologize to me . i 'm your husband , and this is just a , you know , a rough little time for us . i would do anything for you . i 'd do anything for us , and i -- i promise you , from my heart -- amanda : please , i 'm sorry . please do n't say that it 's going to get easier with time , because it really does n't help . jake : ok , i 'm sorry . then -- then what ? what would help ? amanda : do you really have to ask ? [ scene_break ] [ baby cries ] colby : oh , i think he might be hungry . liza : yeah , yeah , listen , um -- honey , there 's a bottle in the bathroom . it 's being warmed . will you go grab that for me ? colby : sure , sure . [ baby cries ] colby : how come you 're not breast feeding ? liza : oh , i tried last night , but my milk did n't let down . we 're going to go the formula route , huh ? colby : all right , all right . liza : yes , i know . [ baby cries ] liza : oh , and would you grab me one of the diapers , too ? colby : ok . oh . what 's this ? [ scene_break ] zach : hello . madison : maybe i should find somewhere else to gamble if you 're going to show up here every time i 'm here . zach : why ? is our hospitality disappointing you ? madison : no , but you are . you 're just trying to dig up some sort of dirt on my husband . zach : i am ? madison : well , it 's not going to work . even if there was something , i would n't tell you . damn it ! do n't comp me any more chips . do n't need your handouts . zach : then what do you need from me , madison ? madison : absolutely nothing . zach : really ? then why do you call me and hang up ? madison : you 're mistaken . i 've never called you . zach : well , you 're looking for something . what is it ? madison : you are desperate , are n't you ? desperate to save your wife . zach : your husband is trying to crucify my wife , and i 'm trying to figure out why . you know what i think ? i think he holds a grudge , because kendall , she 's beautiful . she 's smart , wealthy . she 's got a sense of entitlement . henry does n't like that . makes him feel small . henry likes to control his women , so he wants to break kendall , same way he broke you . [ scene_break ] annie : why would you possibly want my help ? kendall : because you offered it , that night in jail , remember ? you reached out to me , and i did n't forget that . annie : what do you want ? kendall : the d.a . is moving my trial up to next week , and he is determined to convict me , and i 'm running out of time . annie : i 'm -- i 'm very sorry . kendall : you know what it 's like to have to fight for your freedom . annie : yeah , um -- i still do n't know what you want me to do . kendall : annie , i did n't kill stuart . someone else here that night did , so i need you to help me piece everything together , step by step . maybe -- maybe we can find out the truth . maybe we can find that one clue , that one piece of evidence , that will prove my innocence . please , please help me save myself . [ scene_break ] j.r. : obviously , i 'm not going to be able to change your mind about annie . adam : no , you 're not . j.r. : i hope it 's worth it . adam : drop the subject , all right ? j.r. : scott 's come up with a new plan for the company . adam : mm - hmm . j.r. : a `` mission statement , `` he calls it . adam : oh , yeah ? j.r. : mm . adam : you 're on board with it ? j.r. : well , i have n't heard it yet . scott ? the floor is yours . scott : thanks . ok . we all know that chandler needs to change direction . we need to become a company that gives back to the customers , to the community , to the environment , and we do this by refocusing our efforts on products that are beneficial as opposed to just profitable , and we need to sell off any company that does n't meet this criteria and fund or purchase those that do , green companies , companies that show a profit morally as well as financially . we need to get to the point that when people hear the name `` chandler , `` they equate it not with greed but with giving . so what do you think ? adam : a `` give back `` conglomerate . scott : exactly . adam : but all the money we give back generally is money to our stockholders as profit . our mission statement , the new mission statement , will be pretty much like the old mission statement . `` make more money . `` j.r. : yeah , that 's really what we should be focusing on , scott . maybe when our company becomes flush again . scott : wow . i was really hoping that the two of you might be looking at things just a little bit differently now . i guess i was wrong , and you were just lying . adam : well , what are you -- what are you talking about ? scott : when you swore to my father , your brother , that his death would n't be in vain . [ scene_break ] tad : i 'm telling you , ryan , emma was on those stairs , saying she wanted her mommy . these are just -- they 're like flashes . i could n't tell you what order they go in or what they mean , but i 'm -- i 'm remembering these things . they -- they really happened . ryan : tell me again about you remembering the figure that was running outside on the terrace . tad : there 's not a whole lot to say . i mean , it was dark . i could n't tell who it was . ryan : but do you remember if it was a man or a woman ? tad : it was a woman , i think . ryan : do you think it could 've been annie ? i mean , that would make sense , you know , with you remembering emma on the stairs , asking for her mom . [ thunder ] [ footsteps ] tad : it was a woman -- with long hair . ryan : do you think maybe it was annie ? did you see her face ? by any chance , could it have been annie ? tad : yeah . it could 've been annie . [ scene_break ] zach : i seem to have offended you . i 'm sorry if i hurt your feelings , but i 'm sure henry 's done worse than that . madison : shut up . you 're just trying to get a rise out of me to get me to turn against henry . it does n't quite work . you need to understand something . nothing can possibly save your wife now . [ scene_break ] [ banging on door ] d.a . north : yeah . ugh , not now . i 'm a busy man . ryan : you 're going to want to hear this . you remember tad martin , right ? d.a . north : indeed , i do . you survived our trigger - happy police chief . tad : oh , well , jesse was doing his job . it was an innocent mistake . d.a . north : i 'm glad you 're so understanding . i 'd have had the man 's badge . ryan : yeah , well , because of what happened that night , tad did n't remember much of what he saw . d.a . north : yeah , i know . ryan : but his memory 's coming back , and he remembers seeing annie at the chandler mansion that night , running from the terrace after the gunshot . [ scene_break ] madison : henry has decided that kendall is guilty . he 's going to make sure that the jury agrees with him . zach : he does n't have enough evidence . madison : he does n't need any more evidence . he 's brilliant in the courtroom . you know the old saying `` any good prosecutor could indict a bologna sandwich . `` he can not only convict it . he can put it to death . d.a . north : well , if you do n't need a lawyer , have a seat , mr. martin , and tell me exactly what you remember from that night . [ scene_break ] scott : my father loved you , and he never stopped believing that one day you would change , that you would stop taking from people , and you would start giving back , and he wanted the same for you , too , and the last time i saw him , we talked about how you were going to bring me into the company , and i promised him that i would do everything i could to help change things , and i keep my promises , and i can not work at chandler unless i can do what i told him that i would do . i 'm sorry . adam : well , he 's got a good heart -- soft heart , but a good one , but you are the businessman here , so save our company , all right ? but i do hope that we can keep scott as part of it . would you go after him ? do the best you can , for stuart 's sake ? [ scene_break ] liza : oh , that . that is a cushion that i was using during the last few months of my pregnancy . you know , my back was killing me , and then i used it again the last few minutes of birthing . it did n't help much , though it did keep me from scratching jake 's eyes out . colby : was this birth tougher than when you had me ? liza : yes , actually , it really was . it was a lot more difficult than i expected . oh , here you go . jake : hey . liza : well , hi . jake : hi . liza : hi , wow . i just did n't expect you guys back so soon . there we go . amanda : can i hold him ? liza : of course . amanda : hey . come here . hey . hi . oh . hey . how is my wonderful baby boy ? hey . it -- it was just baby talk . jake : mm - hmm . amanda : i know he 's not my little baby boy . can -- can you excuse me for just a second ? liza : yes , mm - hmm . amanda : sorry . colby : why do n't i go make sure she 's ok ? jake : yeah . liza : mm - hmm . what were you doing bringing her here so fast ? jake : do n't worry about it . she 's not going to recognize him . liza : how can you be so casual ? you 're so certain that nothing is going to go wrong . jake : hey , babe . so the baby 's eating up a storm , then he 's going to need a nap , right ? liza : mm - hmm . jake : so we should probably -- we should probably split . [ jake chuckles ] [ scene_break ] scott : thanks . man : you need anything else ? scott : i 'm good , thanks . j.r. : i 'd join you for a drink , but i 'm a drunk . i just do n't think it would end up well . scott : you 'll have my resignation in your office first thing in the morning , and i probably wo n't be around pine valley much longer either . i guess you got what you wanted . j.r. : what are you talking about ? scott : you and uncle adam have the most intense father - son dynamic that i have ever seen , and throwing me into the mix as male chandler heir number two , it does n't help things , and do n't try to deny it . j.r. : ok , i wo n't . yeah , i was n't happy when he handed control off to someone other than me , but i also do n't enjoy feeling like this . we 're family . you 're uncle stuart 's son . i miss your dad more than i ever thought i could . i also see a lot of him in you . i do n't want you leaving pine valley . i do n't want you leaving chandler , and neither does my dad . i 'd like to find a way to work past this . you think that 's possible ? [ scene_break ] madison : henry does n't just question witnesses . he molds them . he twists them around until they 're saying exactly what he wants them to . it 's like he casts some sort of spell over them , but all within the rules . the defense does n't stand a chance . [ scene_break ] d.a . north : so you say you heard a gunshot . tad : yeah . d.a . north : did you see who was shot ? tad : oh , no . i mean , i found out about stuart later , but no . d.a . north : did you see someone holding a gun , pulling the trigger ? tad : oh , god , no . ryan : tell him about emma . tell him about the woman that you saw running from the terrace . tad : no , i mean , i -- what i was telling ryan is i distinctly remember seeing emma on the stairs of the foyer . i asked her what she was doing there . she said she was looking for her mommy , and then i remember seeing a woman on the terrace , running away from the house . d.a . north : these are two separate memories , correct ? tad : yeah , absolutely . d.a . north : now , this incident with emma , was this before or after the gunshot ? tad : well , before . d.a . north : and when you saw the woman running away ? tad : it was after . d.a . north : now , what happened in between ? tad : well , that i do n't remember . d.a . north : so you were in the foyer before the gunshot , and where were you when you saw the woman running away ? tad : i was outside . i mean , i was on the terrace . there 's a -- a door , kind of a portal , from the tunnels that leads out there . d.a . north : but you have no idea how you got there ? tad : no . no , that i do n't recall . d.a . north : so there 's no connection between emma lavery asking for her mother and this woman you saw running away ? tad : like i say , not that i recall . ryan : well , that does n't mean that emma was n't with her mom directly before that . d.a . north : please . so did you get a good look at the woman you saw running away ? tad : well , it was dark , but she was running away from the terrace towards the front of the house . d.a . north : what was she wearing ? tad : it was dark . d.a . north : well , can you describe her features ? tad : her hair was long -- long and brown . i know because i saw it in a flash of lightning , and i saw her face for a moment . d.a . north : ahem , so what makes you think it was annie lavery ? did you see her eyes ? tad : not clearly . d.a . north : or her mouth ? tad : no . d.a . north : but you saw her hair , right , long and brown ? tad : yeah . most definitely . it was hair just like annie 's . d.a . north : was it straight , or was it curly ? tad : i suppose it might have been . d.a . north : now , both annie lavery and kendall slater have long , brown hair . annie 's is straight , kendall 's is curly , and you ca n't be sure . is that what you 're saying ? why , it could have been either woman . tad : yeah . i guess it could have been . [ scene_break ] madison : i could bet money on him . i 'd take the odds on henry every time . he 'll work his magic on every witness that gets up on that stand . and if he gets kendall up there , god help her . he 'll tear her apart . [ scene_break ] d.a . north : well , i appreciate you coming in , mr. martin . ryan : it was annie , ok ? d.a . north : well , unfortunately , i have other witnesses who can place kendall running away from the terrace , and none of them saw annie . in all likelihood , it was kendall he saw that night . [ scene_break ] madison : you need to accept the inevitable . henry will turn the jury in his favor . he will win this case , and he will send kendall away for life , if she 's lucky , and he does n't go for the death penalty . [ phone rings ] zach : yeah . who 's he with ? [ scene_break ] kendall : and i thought it was adam , but i could n't do it . i could n't pull the trigger , even though i believed that ian was dead because of him . i could n't stop thinking about spike and what he 'd do without his mother . so i dropped the gun , and i ran , and then i heard the gunshot . do you remember seeing me at any time , i mean ? annie : no . i 'm sorry . i do n't . kendall : i do n't remember seeing you either . i mean , i did n't even know you were here until i found out about you taking adam up to the attic . did n't j.r. say something about you struggling with him over a gun ? annie : why are you asking me about what i was doing ? kendall : i 'm just trying to get a bigger picture of things , trying to figure out where everyone was . annie : right . yeah , i fought with j.r. over a gun , but then i gave that one up , because i found another one on the terrace , and that 's the one i used to kill stuart . does that help you at all , kendall ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : so how do we work this thing out so you stick around ? scott : take chandler in the direction that i pitched . j.r. : let 's just be real about this for one minute . we 've got to get chandler out of the intensive - care unit before we get it flying high again , ok ? scott : ok . we 'll make a deal then . we get chandler out of the red , all right ? but once it 's on its feet , a percentage of the profits go towards what i pitched -- charities , green projects , community services . we 'll work out the amount . j.r. : on one condition . we put it in uncle stuart 's name . what do you say ? [ scene_break ] colby : you are going to have your hands full with this little guy . liza : yes . i will manage . colby : are you thinking of getting a live - in nanny or something ? liza : yeah , probably . colby : i just -- i do n't like the idea of a stranger raising him . liza : oh , honey , i 'm going to be raising him with your help , of course . colby : i 've , um , i 've changed my mind . liza : yeah ? about what ? colby : about your offer for me to move in with you . i 'd like that , if we do it here in pine valley , and if the offer is still open . liza : yes , of course , yes . oh , honey , yes . oh . [ colby giggles ] colby : could we get a house ? liza : yes . we could get a big house with a yard and a swing set . colby : how about a dog ? liza : ok , you 're pushing it now . colby : oh , what 's wrong ? liza : i 'm just really happy . colby : yeah . liza : yeah . [ baby cries ] colby : oh , oh , there he goes . yeah . it 's ok . all right . yeah . [ scene_break ] jake : you do n't like the salad ? amanda : i guess i 'm just not that hungry . jake : i wish i could make it better for you somehow . amanda : you can . jake : really ? what ? name it . amanda : tell me who has my baby . [ scene_break ] kendall : you 're serious . you 're admitting it , that you killed stuart . annie : oh , please . of course , i 'm not serious . now stop insulting my intelligence . you were not after my help . you were after my confession . you think i killed stuart , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] ryan : you twisted everything he said to make it fit your case against kendall . d.a . north : yeah , it 's well known that you 'd like to see your ex - wife locked up anywhere , mr. lavery , but is n't it a little pitiful to try to hang stuart chandler 's murder on her ? ryan : that 's not what i 'm doing . d.a . north : no . no , you 're not . you 're trying to get your lover off scot - free . well , i 'm afraid it 's not going to work . [ door opens ] [ zach sighs ] | tad has flashbacks to the night of stuart 's murder . he begins to remember seeing a woman running away from the terrace . after kendall informs ryan that the d.a . has moved her trial up , ryan shares his suspicions that annie is the real killer . zach and ryan argue over whether ryan should tell the d.a . because zach feels that north would not listen to him . zach receives a call that madison north is at his casino , and he leaves to go pump her for information . unfortunately , she does not give in and instead warns him that her husband will destroy kendall on the witness stand . ryan goes to pick up emma from tad 's house and tad shares his memories with him . ryan immediately takes tad to see d.a . north , who gets tad to admit that the woman he saw could have been kendall and not annie . after colby finds liza 's fake pregnancy belly , liza lies and says that it was a cushion for her back . amanda and jake comes to check in on them and amanda holds baby stuart , not realizing that it is her own son . after they leave , colby tells an emotional liza that she has decided to move in with her and the new baby . meanwhile , amanda becomes even more depressed after holding the baby and asks jake to tell her who her son 's adoptive parents are . |
caleb : this is a joke , right ? right ? a joke . jack : erica , are you -- are you all right ? caleb : are you setting me up here , dorothy ? is this a setup ? jack : who the hell is dorothy ? caleb : this is dorothy right here . you talk -- what , the cat got your tongue ? huh ? it 's the first time i 've ever known you to be at a loss for words . jack : you know this man ? caleb : huh ! erica : yes , from west virginia . he 's the one who -- who saved me . caleb : well , oh , she knows me . she destroyed my home , had a lawyer write me a letter absolving her from any responsibility . jack : you saved erica 's life . i -- i ca n't tell you how grateful i am . thank you . thank you very much . please , have a seat . caleb : i 'll just take my check and be on my way . jack : well , actually , um , i 'm afraid it 's a little more complicated than that . opal : [ whispering ] oh , my lord . he reminds me of palmer . now i get it . krystal : [ whispering ] get what ? opal : what palmer meant in my dream . he said he was coming back . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you stick with me , henry , we 'll take this company to the top . right . right . yeah , i -- ahem . no , i 'm listening . no , my focus is back in the chandler driver seat 100 % . i appreciate your loyalty . three down , seven more to go . marissa : wow . should n't you slow down a little bit ? j.r. : my uncle palmer would n't want me to slow down . he gave me my mom 's old shares for a reason . people need to know that i 'm equal partners at chandler . i need all those board members to stand behind me . marissa : it 's been a really intense day . i thought maybe we could take a.j . down to the marina and get some ice cream . j.r. : oh . well , i 'd love to , but -- marissa : you ca n't ? j.r. : oh , come on , marissa , this is for us . i 'm doing this for us . it 's important . marissa : yeah , right . j.r. : tomorrow ! [ footsteps approaching ] annie : are you going to attack me again ? marissa : not unless you ask for it . annie : i just spoke the truth . i 'm sorry it was so hard to hear . marissa : you need to stay out of where you do n't belong . annie : wow . you are more insecure than i thought . first , you attack me outside a family ceremony -- marissa : huh ! j.r. : that 's what happened today ? you two got in a fight ? about what ? [ scene_break ] david : you know the deal , agent bennett . there 's no way i would have confessed to framing erica without your personal guarantee that i would get off , so you make sure those charges against me are minimal . and no jail time . and do n't call my home , all right ? i do n't want my wife to find out about our arrangement . once the case is closed , i 'll wire the rest of your money . so , um , my sentencing should be in , like , what ? a week or two ? ok . thank you . greenlee : you could be sent to prison in a week ? david : well , that was my lawyer . he 's working really hard to try and get the charges against me reduced . greenlee : then if there 's the attempted murder charge on top of that ? i mean , everyone still thinks that we tampered with erica 's plane . david : it does n't matter what they think . there 's no way they 're going to connect me to that plane crash . and the only possible link is the mechanic , and i paid him very well to disappear . greenlee : what else can we do ? david : all we have to do is not to worry . i 've taken care of everything . you 're safe . and so is your company . greenlee : what about my husband ? david : your husband is doing just fine . trust me . and trust that i will protect you , no matter what . greenlee : thank you , david . thank you . [ scene_break ] erica : you 're really palmer 's nephew ? caleb : maybe you should check with your lawyers before speaking to me . now , what is so difficult ? why do n't you just tell me why my uncle wanted me here , so i can hit the road ? jack : well , your timing 's very good . we were just getting to the portion of the will where he talked about you , so , um -- well , he wanted -- let me just read what he had to say . `` i leave full ownership of cortlandt electronics to the one remaining member of my family whom i trust completely . my nephew , caleb cooney . caleb will remain in pine valley for at least one year and run the company side - by - side with erica . `` caleb : ha , i do n't think so . erica : oh , no way in hell ! [ scene_break ] j.r. : so what kind of fight are we talking about ? scratching ? hair pulling ? what ? annie : it was nothing . it was about nothing . nothing , nothing , nothing . now , if you 'll excuse me , i have to get to the hospital . [ sighs ] i 'm presenting a check in palmer 's honor . scott thought it would be a nice idea . marissa : that 's you , always so giving . annie : well , giving is better than taking , is n't it ? [ door closes ] j.r. : so what were you two fighting about , anyway ? marissa : you know what ? just do n't worry about it , j.r. just go back to your business calls , ok ? j.r. : do n't let her get to you . marissa : yeah . [ telephone rings ] krystal : hello ? marissa : hey , it 's marissa . i need to see you . krystal : i 'm still at palmer 's will reading . is it important ? marissa : you know what ? just forget it , ok ? krystal : no . no , no , no , wait . um , i 'll meet you at my place , ok ? i 'm on my way . tad : hey . how 's it going ? marissa : [ sighs ] according to j.r. , just great . [ storms out of the house ] tad : hey . j.r. : hi . tad : i just heard that old p.c . willed you dixie 's shares of chandler enterprises . i guess congratulations are in order . j.r. : yeah . finally , i do n't have to run every business decision past scott . it 's like this weird karma . dad takes away the power , uncle palmer gives it back . it 's almost like somehow he knew i would need it . tad : i 'm sure that dixie and p.c . are up there right now having a good laugh over the fact that he was able to stick it to your father one last time . j.r. : you think my mom would be proud ? tad : your mother was always proud of you . even when she was n't so proud of what you were up to . j.r. : yeah . tad : everything ok ? well , i mean , the only reason i ask is , i walked past annie on the way up to the house and she -- you know , she looked pretty ticked off . and then i ran into marissa , and she looked even more ticked off . j.r. : yeah , well , it 's nothing to worry about . now that i 'm not second in command , everything 's going to be under control . tad : including your marriage ? [ scene_break ] [ kiss ] greenlee : how can i thank you ? david : you never have to thank me . i already told you that . greenlee : but i do . fusion is safe , the investigation is over . and i never would have asked you to do this . i never would have expected you -- david : ok , listen to me . listen to me . i want you to be happy , all right ? i want you to get everything you deserve , and i 'm going to do everything i can to make that happen . do n't you know that by now ? greenlee : you 've proven that over and over again . i just feel so guilty . david : why ? greenlee : for attacking you , for blaming you . i was so caught up in all this drama , i forgot that i can count on you and what our marriage really means . that 's going to change . david : i like the sound of that . greenlee : how would you like to spend the rest of the day with me ? whatever you want to do . david : i 'll tell you what . why do n't we go home , we 'll open up a nice bottle of champagne , and see where it takes us ? greenlee : lead the way . [ scene_break ] erica : there 's no way i 'm going to spend another minute with this man . caleb : anybody here have earplugs ? jack : ok , look -- look , i know this came as a shock to you both . erica : a shock ? it 's crazy . jack , asking this -- this mountain man to run a corporation ? i mean , that 's like asking a gorilla to perform brain surgery . caleb : oh , i could compare you to a monkey , but that would be an insult -- to the monkey . jack : all right , all right , all right . look -- caleb : hmm . jack : let 's just read the rest of the will . how would that be , ok ? and then we 'll discuss this . can we please do that ? out of respect for palmer . erica : [ sighs ] for palmer . caleb : why would anybody want to change his name from pete to palmer ? jack : `` preserving my family legacy not just in deed , but in name , is of utmost importance . therefore , i would like caleb to change his surname from cooney to cortlandt . finally , every resident of this town deserves a proper welcome . so , by the end of the summer -- i 'd like erica and caleb to co - host a party to formally introduce my nephew to pine valley . `` caleb : that 's not going to happen , captain marvel . there 's only one thing worse than people , and that 's a room full of them . opal : i remember now . palmer mentioned you a couple of times . said you lived in the woods . caleb : well , is n't that fascinating ? we 're going to have to catch up sometime . erica : ok , this is palmer 's day , and we 're not going to ruin it . you and i are going to talk alone . [ scene_break ] bianca : my mom and caleb do n't exactly get along . i ca n't see them as business partners . opal : well , that guy does seem to be a little rough around the edges , but i think your mama can take care of herself . [ scene_break ] caleb : how come you never mentioned where you were from ? erica : i do n't know . how come you never mentioned that your last name was cooney ? caleb : in that box that you were always carrying around -- was that from pete ? erica : it sure was . it belonged to palmer . caleb : hmm . erica : we were always very , very close , even up until the end . and i know that the most important thing to palmer was family , but i can not think for the life of me why he would want you to move here and own his company . caleb : well , neither do i , dorothy . i have no use for cortlandt electronics , and i have absolutely no interest in living in a place where everybody 's got their nose in everybody else 's business . erica : i know you 'd rather live alone with your ax , away from the real world . caleb : well , if this is reality , dorothy , you can have it . pete knew that i hated his way of life , so this has got to be some kind of mistake or some kind of a joke or some kind of punishment -- especially pairing me up with you . erica : oh , let 's get one thing straight right now . you and i are not now , and never will be , any kind of a pair . and yes , asking you to run cortlandt electronics -- that most definitely is a joke . caleb : oh , you 'd do it better ? erica : my manicurist would do it better . caleb : well , good , then i 'll turn it over to her and she can run it , ok ? maybe she can also arrange your fancy wedding . nice rock , by the way . erica : thank you . jack has great taste . caleb : hmm , and perfect hair . erica : yeah , he showers . he actually takes care of himself . i 'll drive you to the bus . caleb : i 'd rather walk . opal : hold your horses there , mr. caleb cooney . before you go anywhere , you 're going to hear what i have to say . [ scene_break ] greenlee : what the hell ? who would lock us out of our own house ? david : the pine valley police department . greenlee : i do n't understand . david : neither do i. i always pay my rent on time every month . greenlee : you do n't own this place ? david : no . it was never for sale . but the agent representing the greys never said anything about wanting me out . this does n't make sense . why do n't we go visit our good friend the chief of police ? come on . [ scene_break ] marissa and krystal : hey . marissa : thanks for meeting me on such short notice . krystal : oh , sure . what 's up ? marissa : summer fashion . i 'm going to go to the mall to get some new clothes , and i thought it would be fun to make it a mother - daughter trip . krystal : you pulled me away from palmer 's will reading to go shopping ? what 's going on ? marissa : [ sighs ] annie and i had a fight . an actual physical fight . krystal : are you kidding me ? marissa : and you know what she said to me ? what she actually had the nerve to say ? that i 'm not sexy enough to hold onto my husband . that i 'll never be exciting enough to keep a man like j.r. around . krystal : oh , that is just ridiculous ! marissa : i know , i know ! if she thinks that she can intimidate me , to get me to run off and cry in a corner , then she really is insane . i 'm going to fight for my family , and if that means that i have to do a little makeover on myself , then i 'll do it . krystal : so the shopping spree is for j.r. ? marissa : no , it 's -- it 's for our marriage . so i was , you know , hoping that you could just be my wardrobe coach . help me pick out a few things to make me look a little -- hotter -- krystal : oh -- marissa : and just change things up a bit . a whole new me . krystal : marissa , change a perfectly beautiful woman and transform you into a different person ? if that 's what it takes to win j.r. , then he 's not the man for you . marissa : but it 's not like i 'm throwing my values out the window here . i 'm just trying to make myself more attractive for the man that i love . i -- i do n't see what 's wrong with that . krystal : you know what ? you need to think about this . you need to think about what you want . marissa : i want j.r . krystal : all of him ? and let me tell you something . j.r. is a very complicated young man , and that is never going to change . marissa : why are you being like this ? krystal : marissa , i have known j.r. for a long time , and i have seen firsthand everything that he 's had to go through . j.r. loves you . i do n't doubt that . and he wants to put his family first , but he 's not . otherwise , the two of you would have been out of that house and away from annie a long time ago . until j.r. realizes what he 's doing and makes the move that he needs to make , it 's going to be a rough road for you . is that what you really want ? marissa : yes , damn it ! krystal : ok , well , then forget about being somebody that you 're not ! be the person that you are , the woman that j.r. fell in love with . marissa : ok , you know what ? you were never a mother to me my whole life . i do n't know why i would expect anything to be different now . [ door opens and closes as marissa storms out ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : i love my wife . tad : i do n't doubt it . but take it from me , you ca n't keep doing this . j.r. : what am i doing ? tad : oh , please . i ca n't believe you 're even asking me that question . any idiot can see it from a football field away . it does n't matter how many times you tell marissa you love her if your actions do n't back it up . j.r. : i 'm trying . i mean , i 'm really trying . tad : but you know , you 're not trying hard enough . i mean , what the hell is it with you and annie ? it 's -- it 's got to be more than physical , right ? there 's obviously something more to it . j.r. : no , no ! i have been -- i 've been fighting it . i do n't know -- it -- i ca n't get it out of my mind . she 's like -- tad : an addiction . right ? you crave for her the way you crave alcohol ? j.r. : yeah . tad : well , let me tell you something , son . she 's a hell of a lot more dangerous , because she 'll tear up your family twice as fast . and i should n't be standing here . you know what to do . you 've been through it before . there is n't a drop of alcohol in this entire house . she 's still here . why ? j.r. : well , it 's not because of me . tad : do n't do that . do n't make excuses , not to me . you know what you have to do . if you want to hang onto your family , then do it . get her the hell out of your life now . [ scene_break ] annie : [ sighs ] i -- i really need to see angie . frankie : and for the third time , she 's in a meeting . annie : right . when will that be over ? frankie : i do n't know . annie : um , well , can you at least let me know if you 've seen the photographer that i hired ? frankie : if he does n't have an irritable bowel or a nail stuck in his head , then i have n't seen him . annie : ok , you 're busy . i get it . but the reason i 'm here is kind of a big deal . i want to donate money to the hospital on behalf of the chandler family in palmer cortlandt 's name . frankie : oh , that 's great . really . come back another time . annie : uh , no . i 'd -- i 'd really , really like to do this now , and i 've gone to a lot of trouble , so if i can at least maybe get a picture shaking angie 's hand or something -- frankie : ok . here you go . [ camera shutter clicks ] frankie : did you smile ? annie : oh -- no , you do n't understand . this is really important . i 've made countless mistakes , and i 'm trying to prove something to the man that i love . and if j.r. sees this picture -- i mean -- frankie : j.r. ? i thought you were with scott . annie : uh -- of course , i 'm with scott . i adore him . it 's -- silly mistake . i do n't know where my head is these days . frankie : well , if it does n't have a nail stuck in it , it 's getting out of my way . [ annie sighs ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : i ca n't be addicted to annie . tad : why not ? j.r. : because i 'm addicted to booze . that 's what i have to fight the rest of my life . annie , she 's just a temporary distraction . once it wears off , i 'll be a better husband . tad : once it wears off ? what 's wrong with you ? what is -- what about marissa ? what is she supposed to do until then ? you have any idea how in danger you are of sounding like your father ? he always thought that just because he had a little power in the boardroom , he had power over everything else -- the entire world , people , their lives , their feelings . j.r. : why does everyone do that ? tad : do what ? j.r. : compare me to my father . tad : oh , someone else has ? j.r. : uncle palmer . he also gave me a beach cottage . and this . he warned me not to become my father , to try to be a better man . tad : `` these keys belong to a beach cottage your mother loved . i hope you 'll use this cottage as she did , to get away when you feel you 're losing touch with what really matters . `` you know what , j.r. ? i hope so , too . [ scene_break ] opal : i do not have the foggiest idea why palmer would give you his company . i mean , from the way you 're acting , it seems to me you do n't know diddly - squat about business or much else anything else . all right , all right . so that was n't very nice of me . i apologize . i can not presume to know what palmer was thinking about when he made up that will , but whatever his reasons were , he was counting on you . now , if you let him down , he is going to haunt you for the rest of your days . caleb : no offense , ellie mae , but you 're wasting your breath . you see , i would never step into pete 's shoes . they 'd never fit . opal : you know him better than the rest of us . you try . erica : no , listen . for once -- i know it 's amazing , but i actually agree with caleb . he would be a disaster , and i have no desire to carry him . opal : but , gal pal , you ca n't just -- erica : no , i 'm sorry , opal . i 'm really sorry . i mean , no offense to palmer , but we 're really going to have to come up with another solution . jack : all right , listen , i can tell you this much . as executor , he 's going to have to hang around for at least a few days . caleb : what for ? jack : to sign off on some paperwork . caleb : you sign it . jack : well , i ca n't -- ca n't do that . sorry . look , caleb , pine valley 's a very nice place . your family has a long history here . you 're already here . so what do you say you hang around for a bit , familiarize yourself with cortlandt electronics , and -- [ knocks on wood ] who knows ? maybe you 'll find something that appeals to you . [ scene_break ] jesse : all right , natalia . you just keep digging . i need something . i need you to find me something . get back to me . i figured you two would be dropping by today . doughnut ? they 're fresh . david : why is there a padlock on our door ? jesse : uh , to keep you from getting in . david : hmm . greenlee : that 's hilarious . what is this about ? jesse : this is about me doing my job . this came today from jackson , the executor of palmer cortlandt 's will . greenlee : what does palmer have to do with this ? jesse : he bought wildwind before he died , and he left explicit instructions to have you thrown out , so this is me throwing you out . david : this is ridiculous . you ca n't just lock us out of our home . jesse : it 's not me , it 's palmer cortlandt . you can take it up with him , if you 'd like . david : why the hell would palmer give a damn whether or not -- greenlee : erica . she and my father set this up , did n't they ? to hurt us . jesse : all i know is palmer bought the place from his great - grandson , sam grey . and as the new owner , he has every right to kick you out , evict you . end of story . david : no , no , no , no . this is too convenient . this is you once again abusing your power . jesse : the law 's the law , hayward . deal with it . david : right , ok . well , we 'll see what the mayor says about that . jesse : give the mayor my love , would you ? oh , and by the way , when you do find a new place -- [ claps his hands once ] let us know . we 'll send your stuff right over . ok ? david : we 're going to fight this . hubbard has a personal grudge against us , and i 'll be damned if i 'm going to let him do this to us . greenlee : it 's ok . it 's ok , david . wherever we end up , we 'll be together . we 'll be ok . [ scene_break ] jack : look , caleb , cortlandt electronics is a large company with a lot of employees who would like those doors to remain open . so what you need to do is stick around , sign these papers , so we can make sure that someone is in charge . caleb : yeah , someone like her . jack : well , actually , her exactly , according to palmer 's will . erica : then you can go right back up the mountain . caleb : who 's that ? erica : that is my gay , married daughter . caleb : oh . where 's the nearest campground ? jack : your uncle anticipated you might ask that question , and he does not approve . he would have offered you cortlandt manor , but it was badly damaged in a fire , so -- he bought you wildwind . [ scene_break ] david : this is perfect . man : are -- are you sure , dr. hayward ? we have plenty of suites still available . two bedrooms , lots more space . david : no , no , no , no . much more romantic . man : oh . thanks . david : thank you . greenlee : i just went down to the spa . it looked -- david : there were no more larger rooms available . is this a problem ? greenlee : uh - uh , not at all . [ scene_break ] marissa : [ sighs as she admires herself in a very short dress ] whew . j.r. , it 's me . i hope you 'll be home soon . i 'll be waiting . [ scene_break ] j.r. : frankie , is angie around ? frankie : nope . j.r. : can you page her ? it 's important . i 'd like to make a donation to the hospital in my uncle palmer 's name . frankie : listen , do the people in your family actually speak to one another , or what ? j.r. : excuse me ? frankie : annie was here earlier , looking to do the same thing . j.r. : well , she does n't have authorization to do anything with my family 's money . frankie : whatever . if you give me the check , i can take care of it . j.r. : all right . frankie : all right , moola . j.r. : thank you . annie : what is wrong with you ? j.r. : go away . annie : ca n't you let anybody else ever get the credit ? j.r. : are you still talking ? annie : i told you scott asked me to give a donation to the hospital . so , what , are you here just to one - up me ? j.r. : oh , annie , the psych ward is two floors down . annie : you -- you just ca n't stand to lose , can you ? j.r. : lose ? scott and i are equal partners now . no , i won . i won big today . annie : except scott will always have something that you never , ever will . j.r. : you think you know me , but you do n't . annie : oh , yes , i do . j.r. : there 's a side that you 've seen , but there 's a whole other part that you know nothing about . annie : oh , right , right , because you 're so complex . well , then tell me , this -- this hidden j.r. -- where has he been ? j.r. : at a bar . yeah , that 's where i go when i 'm tempted by alcohol . you know what i do ? i order myself a drink , and i look at it . i might even pick it up with my hand and swirl it around , but i never , ever let it touch my lips . and then i 'll look at it some more . a minute , maybe an hour , until the craving is gone . and only then , when i know that i do n't want it anymore , i leave . you see , it 's a test . me against temptation . and i always win . [ elevator doors open ] [ scene_break ] a.j . : mommy ? what are you doing ? i 'm scared . marissa : mommy was just playing . i 'll wash my face , ok ? and you 'll see that i have n't changed . i 'm here . i 'll always be here for you and daddy . oh , come here . [ scene_break ] jack : so , caleb , where -- where would you like me to put this ? caleb : does n't matter to me . no offense , uncle pete , but this is n't exactly my -- taste . erica : well , you know , there is a stable around the back , if you prefer . caleb : yeah , actually , i would . jack : listen , i 'll let the staff know you 're here , all right ? caleb : no , why do n't you just send them home ? erica : look , just so you 're aware of it , jack 's daughter and her husband lived here until just a couple of hours ago . caleb : uncle pete threw them out for me ? erica : [ chuckles ] palmer had a very wicked sense of humor . caleb : hmm . erica : in case you had n't noticed , you 're not on your mountain anymore . this is pine valley . this is my town . caleb : yeah . that 's nothing to brag about . erica : meaning ? caleb : you 'll figure it out . jack : all right , they 've prepared the master suite for you , and we 're wondering if you required anything else . caleb : no . thanks . jack : do n't need anything ? ok . well , you do need to eat . why do n't you join erica and me for dinner ? caleb : no , that 's ok , thanks . i do n't trust restaurants . jack : ok , well , here 's your keys . [ caleb catches keys ] jack : shall we ? if you need anything -- [ scene_break ] jesse : the ntsb is dragging their feet , the feds are giving me the runaround . if i do n't get something solid soon , hayward could walk . tad : mmm . jesse : which is why i 'll be bringing in some outside help . tad : me ? jesse : you . tad : show me what you got . jesse : george king . tad : what 's a george king ? jesse : one of the mechanics that worked at that airport down in west virginia suddenly up and vanishes . tad : well , maybe hayward paid him off . he 's done it before . jesse : we need to find this george king , use him to put hayward away . that man has made life hell for so many people , especially my wife . if i can get him gone , maybe i can finally put that smile back on my wife 's beautiful face . tad : hey , is something up with angela ? jesse : she thought she might be pregnant . yeah . pretty much my reaction . turns out it was a false alarm . and we were disappointed . tad : i 'm sorry , babe . jesse : mm - hmm . i 'm pretty much past it . but angela , she 's -- tad : she 's taking it hard . jesse : i do n't need hayward to make it any worse , which is why i 'm going to do everything in my power to put him away . [ scene_break ] david : to my beautiful wife , who no longer has to worry about anything standing in the way of her dreams . from now on -- [ greenlee sighs ] david : this is n't right . greenlee : what ? david : we 're celebrating your victory . we should be in our home , standing on our balcony , looking out at a beautiful sunset . i promise you , greenlee , i 'm going to get our home back . greenlee : well , if you do , great . if you do n't , we 'll find another place . or maybe this is exactly what we needed . to stop . stop allowing ourselves to be pulled in a million different directions , and to just focus on us . [ glasses clink ] david : when it comes to our marriage , i 'm all in . how about you ? [ kiss ] greenlee : you know , growing up , i spent most of my time with nannies , maids , drivers . entire staffs of people paid to take care of me . but they did n't know me . they definitely did n't love me . they were just there because they had to be . and that 's how i felt my entire life . surrounded by everyone , but attached to no one . but now , i 'm connected to something real . your love . and because of that -- because of all you 're willing to sacrifice for me -- i do n't feel alone anymore . [ david carries greenlee to the bed ] [ scene_break ] [ marissa sighs as she looks at her plain self in the mirror ] [ door opens ] j.r. : hey . marissa : hey . j.r. : what 's all this ? marissa : nothing , it 's going back . j.r. : yeah ? marissa : you ok ? j.r. : well , i was thinking about going away this weekend . uncle palmer gave me his beach cottage and -- marissa : what ? you did n't mention that before . j.r. : yeah , i got busy with the phone calls , and i forgot . marissa : well , it 's almost july 4 . the beach would be a great place to take a.j . for the weekend . j.r. : it would , except i 'm thinking about going solo . i 'm about ready to step in the deep end of chandler . i need time to prepare . plus , you 're going to be studying for the bar . marissa : no . j.r. : what do you mean , no ? marissa : no , you do n't get to do that , ok ? just run off by yourself . not when we still have so much work to do on our marriage . if you 're going , then we 're going with you . j.r. : marissa , this is n't about us . marissa : of course , it is . everything you do is about us . do n't you see that ? every decision you make affects me and affects a.j . j.r. : i know that . i do . [ marissa sighs ] j.r. : i do not want to hurt my son the way that my father hurt me . so you 're right . we 'll go together . because that 's how we face everything from now on . together . [ scene_break ] tad : maybe you should n't let this thing get too personal . jesse : too late . tad : yeah . it always is with hayward . the way it was for me and dixie -- and krystal . the man 's so good at hurting people , it 's kind of hard to keep your distance . but i 'll tell you what . i 'm going to find your george king , ok ? but in payment , you keep me posted with everything you do , all right ? everything . you keep me in the loop , no matter what . no surprises , right , jesse ? jesse : well , there wo n't be much to tell . tad : like i said , keep me posted . [ jesse whistles then groans ] [ scene_break ] [ kissing in bed with all their clothes on ] david : we swore that we would never do this again unless you were ready to give yourself to me -- to us . greenlee : i am . i love how you take care of me . i love how you know me better than anyone . i love -- [ kissing some more ] [ scene_break ] caleb : pete , why the hell did you do this to me ? [ scene_break ] jack : tell me , do you think you and caleb are actually going to be running that company together ? erica : oh , jack , could we please talk about something else ? jack : absolutely . like what ? erica : like our wedding . like setting a date . i would really like to be married by the end of the summer . jack : now you 're talking , sister . let 's do it . | everyone is shocked , but not as much as erica , when caleb bursts into the room . at the chandler mansion , j.r. is on the phone discussing business when annie comes into the room , looking for something . marissa also comes in and asks j.r. if they could take a.j . for ice cream . j.r. refuses to go with them in favor of calling board members for their support . at fusion , david is on the phone with the agent from the sec that he 's bribing when greenlee walks in . palmer 's will states that erica and caleb will be business partners in running cortlandt electronics . marissa calls krystal to go shopping and is irritated when krystal says she 's busy . sensing the urgency , krystal agrees to meet marissa . marissa rushes out just as tad is about to knock on the door . tad is puzzled by marissa 's attitude . tad and j.r. discuss his marital problems and the fact that dixie would n't be proud of his actions . jack tells caleb that palmer wants him to change his name to cortlandt and stay in pine valley for a year . caleb insists that he has no use for cortlandt electronics and wants to return home . greenlee and david arrive home to find out that they have been evicted . at the police station , they find out that palmer bought wildwind with the express wish to have them thrown out . marissa tells krystal that she wants to change her image for j.r. , but krystal counsels her not to try to be something she 's not .. marissa accuses krystal of never being there for her and storms out . annie goes to the hospital looking for angie , so she can have a picture taken with her , donating money to the hospital in palmer 's name . |
[ previously_on ] michael : are you coming ? mia : is your air conditioner working ? michael : we shall see . aidan : if he tries anything , you 'll hear it , and i 'll stop him . mia : i think i found something . aidan : nothing but static . kendall : no . carlos : you hit on me . mary : i was being friendly . erica : i need information that could destroy a person 's life . tad : who are we thinking of blackmailing ? [ scene_break ] mary : you are so amazing . no wonder greenlee ca n't resist you . tad : thank god you finally got the air conditioning going in this place . i was going to go over to the gym , take a sauna after this is over , but i do n't see the point in being redundant . erica : ok , tad , what do you have ? tad : that 's it ? no small talk ? you 're not even going to offer me some more water ? erica : forget the water , tad . come on , tell me . what did you find out about mary smythe ? tad : this . erica : i knew i could count on you . what are you doing ? tad : i think we need to have a little talk . erica : well , after i see what 's in the folder , we can talk all you want . tad : call it a hunch , but i think the longer i hang on to this the more willing you 'll be to chat . erica : tad , what is it ? do you want more money ? fine . i mean , name your price . tad : come on , erica . you know me better than that . i do n't want money . i want something else . [ scene_break ] mia : you know , we really ought to disinfect this cut before we get ourselves all distracted . michael : what cut ? mia : come on . kendall really did a number on you . michael : well , you know , it 's funny . ever since you offered to play nurse , i really feel much better . mia : mm - hmm . kendall : ugh , i ca n't hear mia or michael . aidan : yeah , me neither . the only thing i got is static . kendall : well , ca n't you do something to fix the receiver ? aidan : it 's not the receiver . it 's mia 's wire . it 's not picking anything up . kendall : oh , great , aidan . i thought you were , like , the james bond gadget guru . if you do n't -- aidan : shh . i hear a voice . kendall : mia 's ? michael 's ? aidan : no , no , no . yours . kendall : mine ? aidan : there it is again . kendall : yeah , i 'm right here . what are you talking about ? what are you doing ? come on , aidan , we are wasting time . this is ridiculous . aidan : no , no , keep doing it . this is something . kendall : no . we have to get in there now . this -- what are you doing ? aidan : damn . kendall : what is it ? aidan : mia 's wire . kendall : oh . damn it . michael : well , i hope you do n't mind me expressing my gratitude . mia : ugh -- michael : what ? mia : nothing . i just -- michael : what ? you just what ? what exactly is the problem here ? mia : i 'm sorry . i 'm just -- i 'm just a little jumpy . michael : oh , well , not on my account , i hope . mia : oh , no . no , no , no , no , no . just had a miserable day , you know , that just seemed to go on forever . and then how did it end ? i get in an argument with kendall , and i have to work with her . you know . aidan : that 's it . i 'm getting her out . kendall : no . come on , aidan , no . you ca n't go in there . michael : no , fortunately , there is a sure cure for high - strung females . and i 've got several bottles of it . so what would you like , red or white ? mia : oh , red would be perfect . michael : all right , red it is . mia : ok . kendall : ok , if you go in there , you will ruin everything . aidan : and if i do n't go in there , that pig might do to her what he tried to do to you and to erica . you really want to wait around and see what happens ? kendall : just give mia five minutes to find a file , a photo -- something to incriminate michael . aidan : and leave mia in there by herself ? she thinks that we can hear her . kendall : we have n't gone this far to give up , have we ? aidan : if it 's a choice between that or putting mia in danger , absolutely . kendall : mia -- you know what ? she 's fine . she can handle herself . she 's not as dumb as she looks . plus , she 's a kickboxer , ok ? if he lays one hand on her , she 'll kick him where it counts . trust me . michael : cambias industries owns part of a vineyard of france , so this is very special reserve . mia : nice . michael : mm - hmm . so , why do n't you share that with the class , mia . mia : um -- what ? michael : whatever it is you stuck in your pocket . [ scene_break ] mary : i did n't know you cared . carlos : i do n't . mary : really ? but i thought that you were just -- carlos : you thought wrong . mary : well , then , you 're a very hard man to read . carlos : well , then , read this -- never ever place your hands on me again . mary : obviously , you misunderstood me . carlos : oh , i know you more than you think . you think everything should be handed to you on a silver platter . when it 's not , you just take it . mary : very crudely put , but it 's not the world 's worst philosophy . carlos : even when you hurt people to get what you want ? mary : poor carlos , did i just hurt you ? carlos : mary , you could never hurt me , but you hurt your daughter , greenlee . mary : why ? because i offered you a little comfort in the heat , and i gave you a compliment ? that 's not going to bother greenlee unless you tell her . carlos : so , first , i should cheat on your daughter with her mother and then lie about it ? mary : carlos , please . lighten up . a little less on the `` oprah . `` a simple `` no , thanks `` will do . carlos : you 're not going to use me to hurt her . mary : you 're accusing me of hurting her after what you 've done to her ? carlos : what have i done to her ? mary : you took advantage of her before she finished grieving for her husband . you probably seduced her in some supply closet somewhere . carlos : you know , you 're a real piece of work , lady . you think you just know it all . mary : and you think you 're going to cash in on a romance with a little rich white girl , are n't you ? well , do n't fool yourself , pancho , because greenlee 's going to end this romance the second she meets a halfway decent man who does n't wear a t - shirt with his name on it ! you 're not good enough for my daughter ! you were not good enough the day you were born , and you never will be ! [ scene_break ] erica : tad , just give me the information on mary smythe , and i 'll give you whatever you want -- within reason . tad : i think you 'll find this to be very reasonable , ok ? i do n't want a dime . i just want to know one thing -- why ? erica : why ? tad : yeah , why ? you wanted me to dig up the dirt on mary smythe . i have . but you never answered my question -- why ? erica : why do you need to know why ? tad : well , i could n't tell you until i know what it is i 'm involved in or what you 're keeping from me . so i tell you what -- you answer my question , i 'll answer yours . erica : tad , i 'm not keeping anything from you . i just believe in working on a need - to - know basis . tad : i need to know . erica : why ? tad : because -- i mean , call me crazy , but i want to be in the loop when i 'm involved in blackmail . erica : tad , who said anything about blackmail ? tad : erica , come on . you know how much i love you . but you called me up over here to do a background check . that was a lie . it was n't even a very good one . erica : well , i bow to your very considerable expertise on the subject . tad : touché . i could n't help but wonder why you would want to go after somebody like mary smythe , so i did a little more than scratching around in her past . erica : oh ? tad : i did some checking on her recent activities . turns out she 's been paying a lot of attention to jackson montgomery , sending flowers -- erica : jackson ? really ? tad : come on , i 'm not a fool . you 're erica kane . ok , your radar goes off the minute any competition 's within 50 miles of your fiancé . erica : tad , mary smythe is not competition . tad : no , she 's not . especially considering what i found out . so why would you want to neutralize somebody like that ? erica : tad , why do n't you just take that big fat check i owe you and leave it at that ? tad : no . erica : tad -- tad : no , i 'm sorry . erica : give it to me ! tad : come on , just be reasonable , ok ? erica : i am being very reasonable . tad : i know -- i spent a lot of time doing this , erica . erica : tad , tad , tad ! tad : do you mind ? do you mind ? that hurts . you 're standing on my foot . erica : would you stop it and just give me what i want ! tad : no . erica : tad ! [ scene_break ] adam : ms. kundera . oh , thank you . i 'll let you know when i 'm finished . lena : you talk to him like he works for you . adam : considering the taxes i pay , he does . how are they treating you ? lena : like a prisoner . adam : no doubt . a few words to the right people could make your life a good deal more pleasant -- better food , maybe some privacy . lena : mr. chandler -- adam : yes . lena : what do you want ? adam : i want to help you , if you 'll let me . lena : i do n't believe you . adam : is there any reason you should n't ? lena : is there any reason i should ? come on , michael cambias sent you here , did n't he ? adam : no , no , no , no , michael cambias does n't send me anywhere . nobody sends me anywhere . people take orders from me . that 's why i 'm in a position to help you . lena : why would you do that ? adam : because you have something i want . if you 'll give it to me , i 'll give you what you want . lena : thank you very much , but right now i doubt even you could manage that . adam : i 'm talking about your freedom , ms. kundera . i 'm in a position to get the insider - trading charges against you dropped . otherwise , you may be looking at steel bars for quite a while . lena : i 'm not guilty , and that 's the truth . adam : well , the truth is one thing , but getting people to believe it , that 's something else . lena : well , they 'll just have to . i was set up by mi -- adam : what ? what ? lena : i 'm wasting my breath . you employ michael cambias . you obviously trust him , so you 're here to help him , not me . adam : and how would i help him ? lena : by tricking me into incriminating myself , by making me break down and tell you what you want to hear so i go to prison for this scam that michael obviously set up . adam : you do n't strike me as someone who 's easily broken . lena : no , i 'm not . i wo n't confess to something i did n't do , but i 'll offer you something much more valuable . adam : such as ? lena : advice . do n't protect michael . he 'll turn on you just like he turned on everybody else . adam : yeah . i 'm not here to protect michael , and i 'm certainly not interested in your confession . lena : what do you want ? adam : i want my stocks back . lena : mr. chandler , i do n't have your stocks . i never did . adam : yeah , i know . i know that . lena : you do ? adam : oh , yes . i know michael cambias set you up . matter of fact , i want nothing more in the world than to prove it . and i can , with your help . you still doubt me . lena : i do n't know you , mr. chandler , but i know your reputation . adam : really ? what have you heard about me ? lena : that you manipulate people . and you 're manipulating me right now . adam : not successfully , i 'm afraid . lena : no . you 're right . it wo n't work . it 's funny , but when you have nothing left to lose , it gives you a kind of power . now , would you please leave me alone ? adam : i understand your reluctance , ms. kundera , but it seems i 'm the only one that 's still in your corner . there 's no one who believes michael set you up except me . lena : why would you believe me ? adam : because i know michael cambias , and i want to crush him as much as you do . lena : i only have your word for that . adam : take a chance . together we can bring him down . what do you have to lose , lena ? [ scene_break ] erica : come on , tad ! give it to me ! bianca : mother ! erica : bianca . i did n't hear you . bianca : yeah , i figured . what are you guys doing ? tad : working . erica : nothing . bianca : well , that did n't look like work . tad : well , the great ones make it look so easy . erica : bianca , i do n't know what it looked like , but believe me -- bianca : mom , you 're doing it again , are n't you ? erica : what ? bianca : you 're playing one man against the other so that you do n't have to commit to either one of them ? erica : oh , bianca , no . bianca : yours and uncle jack 's on - again , off - again engagement is on again , so now you 're using tad to avoid uncle jack . erica : bianca , this -- you are completely misreading the situation . believe me . no , i hired tad to do some investigative work for enchantment . bianca : really ? erica : yes , really . look , tad will tell you himself what he 's doing here . tell her . tad : oh , yeah . no , no . it 's the truth . she hired me to do the p.i . thing . she wanted me to look into -- erica : yeah , you see ? bianca : all right , well -- what 's with the gymnastics ? erica : that ? oh , that was tad being tad . tad : yeah . apparently , i ca n't help it . erica : bianca , we will talk later . bianca : all right . i just wanted to give you this . erica : yeah , but just -- it 'll have to wait . i 'm sorry . bianca : ok , well , i got a phone call from greenlee smythe about the counter change at lacey 's -- erica : oh , greenlee -- that monster . oh , i 'm sure she called . she wants to rub it in . well , do not call her back . bianca : oh , all right . erica : and , in fact , if she calls back , you tell her i never want to have anything to do with her again . in fact , i never want to hear her name ever again . bianca : fine . i may not use those words . bye . erica : ok , tad , give me the folder on mary smythe , take your check , and go . what ? tad : i got it . erica : what ? tad : i just figured out why you want to blackmail mary smythe . [ scene_break ] michael : you know , why do n't you tell me exactly what it is that is in your pocket . mia : nothing important . michael : really ? well , i 'll be the judge of that . it 's a funny thing . i like to know what 's going on underneath my roof . mia : sure . yeah . it 's just a couple of these . you know , i just -- i did n't want to leave them lying around your house . [ mia laughs ] michael : that 's cute . mia : yeah . michael : that 's very cute . the neat freak meets the control freak . you know , i think this is going to be the start of a beautiful friendship . [ pounding on door ] michael : what the hell is that ? aidan : mia , are you in there ? mia : oh , my god . michael : is that the limey ? aidan : sorry , but the name is aidan . michael : yeah , well , i think if you do n't get out of my house right now , you 're going to be the defendant . aidan : sure . i 'll go , but not alone . mia , what are you doing here ? i pull kendall away from the bar to stop her from hassling you , and this is how you thank me ? by leaving with this creep ? michael : well , i think that 's her business , pal . aidan : excuse me . i 'm talking to the lady . michael : yeah , and just who is the lady to you , tinkerbell ? aidan : there . that proves it . mia : what proved what ? aidan : i kissed you , and you kissed me back . now , you did n't seem to mind , and where i come from , it looks like you belong with me . michael : i did n't realize they had cavemen in england . aidan : why do n't you just shut up . mia , i really thought we had something . after those nights we spent together , i thought we had something solid . mia : i -- aidan : when kendall said that you had your eye on this creep , i thought she was crazy . mia : he -- aidan : how could you just leave there ? how could you leave with this creep ? i 'm not leaving here until you give me an explanation . mia : you think that the couple of nights that we spent together give you exclusive rights to me ? aidan : i 'm not saying another word in front of this guy . now , we 're leaving now . mia : i am not . michael : the lady said no , and no means no . besides , are n't you with that maureen woman ? mia : oh , no , no . she 's history . i 'm the rebound , but not anymore . if you do n't mind , i would rather be something more than a consolation prize to someone . aidan : excuse me , i do mind . look , i 'm taking you home right now . do you understand ? michael : get your hands off , or i 'll break every finger . mia : hey , guys , stop . aidan : oh , really ? you want to try something ? mia : no , cut it out ! no , it 's fine . listen , listen , aidan -- aidan 's right . i really do owe him sort of an explanation , michael . just let me deal with this . i think i should . aidan : seems like a yes to me . mia : yeah . [ scene_break ] carlos : yeah . que ? que ? tu ! hermano , tu me prometiste que me lo ibas a dar ! oh -- look , you get what i want , and i will pay ! you do n't get what i want , and you will pay ! do you understand me ? simone : well . hi . carlos : hello . simone : so , who was that that you were threatening ? carlos : that was n't a threat . simone : oh , please tell me that was n't your idea of warm and cuddly . carlos : i was just a little disappointed . simone : disappointed ? carlos , you were a 6.0 on the richter scale . carlos : i ordered something . simone : mm - hmm . carlos : and now it 's going to be late . it 's for greenlee . we 're going to have a special night . simone : so , get it from someplace else . carlos : simone , you just do n't snap your fingers for a bottle of chateau margaux 1995 . simone : a bottle of what ? carlos : just some wine . simone : are you kidding me ? a bottle of chateau margaux 1995 is just some wine the way caviar is just a snack . carlos : so you 've had some . simone : well , not on what i make here . but maybe i should rethink my profession and go into handymanning . carlos : oh , come on , simone . simone : what ? carlos : i was going to buy with the last of the money i made from stuart 's . simone : oh , stuart chandler 's exhibit on outsiders ' art ? oh , yeah . well , gee , if you made enough money to afford a bottle of chateau margaux , let me be the first one to congratulate you . you 're not an outsider anymore . can i ask you a question ? carlos : what ? simone : who the hell are you ? [ scene_break ] erica : i wish you 'd stop calling it blackmail . tad : indulge me for a second . let 's just start with the basic facts and see where those lead us , all right ? number one , jackson collapses from internal bleeding . number two , turns out he needs a blood donor with a very rare phenotype . erica : you call this a private investigation ? my goodness , tad , you could have learned this just reading the newspaper . tad : now , at the hospital , my father informs you that it would be miraculous if they could find somebody with that blood type . it 'd have to be somebody 's immediate family . and then miraculously somebody shows up . here 's the kicker -- it 's not bianca , the one blood relative he has in all pine valley . erica : well , i guess that just shows how lucky we are . miracles do happen . tad : yeah , i guess . but you look like you were the one that needed a transfusion when i told you about jack 's request that i find his blood donor . erica : well , because i was so worried about him , and i did n't want jack to worry . tad : yeah , but then you asked me to come up with something thermonuclear on mary smythe , who just happens to be the woman that 's hovering around jack right now . erica : you know something ? i 've changed my mind . i do n't want to hear this . tad : so i guess you kind of wanted me to get to mary before she told jack all about -- erica : you can just stop right there . tad : maybe you should stop . erica : what ? tad : just -- do n't get mad , all right ? just hear me out for a second , please . erica : why ? tad : because come on , erica , if they gave out olympic medals for scheming , you and i would both be on the front of cereal boxes . we both found out the hard way what happens when you keep secrets from people you love . erica : there . there . ok . so , thank you , and you can go now , tad . i will put your check in the mail tomorrow morning . i promise . and , of course , i expect complete confidentiality . do n't tell anybody what you found out about mary smythe . tad : what , are you insane ? i do n't want to be the reason this thing detonates . i do n't want to be in pine valley when it does . i 'm kind of sorry i got involved in the first place . erica : well , then , consider yourself uninvolved , and this transaction and this conversation never happened . tad : agreed . i 'm still kind of hoping that you 'll come to your senses . erica : thank you , tad . tad : you 're welcome . erica : bye . tad : ok , fine . i tried , you know . my conscience is clear , which is something that happens about as often as a solar eclipse , so , miracles do happen . mary 's voice : i just find it so uncommon for a blood match to be found outside the family . how lucky is jack that he beat those odds ? hmm . he must have an angel sitting on his shoulder . erica : oh , good . really good . [ scene_break ] adam : what does he drink ? lena : what ? aidan : when he 's at a bar , what does he order ? lena : if it 's business , whatever the other person 's having , and then he pretends it 's his favorite , too . adam : yeah , a cheap trick . lena : it works . adam : but every man has a private self . what does he order when he 's not trying to impress someone else , when he 's just being himself ? lena : i do n't know . i wonder if michael 's ever really himself . i do n't know if he dares to be . look , do you mind if we stop ? adam : you promised me information . lena : oh , yes , i 'm beginning to wish you asked for confession . adam : all right , all right , you take a break . you earned it . lena : i -- i still do n't understand . adam : what ? lena : well , some of these questions -- i mean , ok , michael and his father , his involvement with the cambias industries , that makes sense , but what time he wakes up ? his favorite drink ? what could you get from such information ? adam : i do n't know . maybe nothing . lena : then why ask ? adam : when you 're attacking an enemy , you want to find out everything about him . everything . i mean , everything . and then you wait . lena : for what ? adam : till something that he does combined with something that you know about him can bring him down . the more you know , the sooner that day will come . lena : i hope i 'm there when that when that day comes for michael cambias . adam : i was wrong , was n't i ? lena : about what ? adam : nobody could hate that man as much as you do . lena : well , it 's easier than hating myself for what i did for him . adam : you did n't just work for him , did you ? he -- he took your life , did n't he ? lena : worse . i gave it to him . a man as powerful as you would n't understand what it 's like to be in that position . adam : actually , i was raised in pigeon hollow , west virginia . i was working in a coal mine when i was 14 . lena : i see . maybe you are the man who will bring down michael cambias . adam : with your help . all right , that 's enough for today . we 'll continue this tomorrow . guard , i 'm finished here . i 'll have my lawyers look into your story , into your case . if they ca n't find a loophole , they 'll create one . lena : they 're that good ? adam : well , they 're good , yeah , but they 're terrified of me . good night . lena : single malt scotch on the rocks . adam : excuse me ? lena : that 's what michael drinks when he 's with me , and for him , that 's the same as being alone . adam : that figures . never trust a man who does n't take his scotch neat . lena : officer ? guard : yes . lena : did i get any calls ? guard : no . lena : did anyone stop by asking to see me ? guard : sorry . no calls , no visitors . [ scene_break ] erica : oh . bianca . honey , why did n't you answer your phone ? bianca : oh , i 'm sorry . i went for a walk -- after you kicked me out . erica : oh . i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry , honey . look , i just -- i had this business to finish up with tad , and the way he loves to chat , i just thought , well , this could go on all night . so i apologize . bianca : no . it 's ok . i apologize for walking in and finding you two together and assuming the worst . erica : oh , and then i went off on greenlee . i mean , i just -- i will handle that myself . you do n't have to do anything , sweetheart . bianca : oh , well , i -- the only thing i came here to do was give you this . it 's the latest youth market survey . erica : well , my goodness , you certainly put a lot of effort into this . thank you so very much . bianca : well , i had help . i had lots of help from , you know , our folks in the field , but it did turn out to be a pretty big project . erica : because you demand so much of yourself . bianca : well , only because you set the bar so high . erica : i know . but you know something ? it really -- it suits me . you know , it makes me really happy that i have my work to throw myself into , especially when things are n't going so well in my personal life . and after everything you 've been through in your personal life with lena , i am so happy you had this little diversion . bianca : oh , if this is leading up to an i - told - you - so , then i 'm not in the mood . erica : no , no , no , honey , never . please believe me , i -- no one wishes more than i that lena had n't hurt you that way . i really wish that i was wrong about lena . bianca : well , maybe you are . erica : bianca ? bianca : well , she has n't gone to trial yet . she claims she 's innocent . maybe she is . erica : bianca , after all she put you through , how can you even -- bianca : all right , and you know what ? i do n't want to talk about lena right now . erica : yeah , it 's getting late . you should just call it a night and go on home to myrtle 's . bianca : well , why do n't you come with me ? maybe myrtle 's around . maybe we can all grab a late supper together ? erica : oh , honey , i 'd love that . i 'm sorry . i have to stay here . i just -- i have some things to do before i can even begin to wind down . bianca : all right , well , what kind of things ? maybe i can help you . erica : no , really , i -- no . just -- you go on . i have an idea , though . why do n't we have breakfast together in the morning , ok ? we could discuss some of the details for my wedding . bianca : oh , yeah , that sounds great . erica : ok . bianca : i got to warn you , though , i 'd be happy with the cheesiest las vegas chapel just as long as you 're married to uncle jack when all is said and done . erica : oh , honey , i will be . i promise . and i promise you that nothing is going to come between our family 's happiness . we 've waited for this . ok , then . good night , sweetheart . love you . bianca : ok . good night . erica : good night . bianca : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] carlos : what do you mean , who am i ? i 'm carlos . simone : yeah . but you 're not acting like yourself . i mean , where is the sweet , patient guy , mr. fixer - upper , who never gets angry at anyone ? carlos : everybody gets a little mad sometimes . simone : yeah , sure . there 's mad , and then there 's whatever it is that you call you were doing . i mean , you 're ripping into someone on the phone , screaming threats like you 're the king of spain . carlos : simone , come on . simone : and then i find out you 're buying a bottle of wine for greenlee -- one that you 'd have to be the king of spain to afford . it 's like , out of nowhere , you 're a totally different guy . carlos : i 'm the same guy . simone : uh - huh . carlos : i just blew up . i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . simone : do n't be sorry at me . carlos : i 'm just letting people get to me . simone : like greenlee 's mama ? i ran into her in the hall . carlos : i 've had it with her and everybody like her . they think they can run your life , everybody 's life , and then they think you want everything they do . simone : yeah , well , you know , i would n't mind the money part of it . unfortunately , we really do n't have much choice about that , do we ? carlos : no . you always have a choice . i mean , that 's why i choose to be my own man . that 's why i decided to just take -- simone : that 's why you decided to what ? [ scene_break ] mia : i am so grateful you guys rescued me from michael 's condo . thank you so much . aidan : you did n't make it very easy . i play the jilted lover and tell you to come with me , and what do you say ? `` no . `` mia : i had to , or michael would have gotten suspicious if i agreed too quickly . aidan : another second , and i would have had to fight the guy . mia : i love that . you made the jealousy part very real . kendall : yeah , a little too real if you ask me . mia : and the wire -- i ca n't believe it fell out of my hair . michael was coming on so strong . kendall : hmm . he was n't the only one . mia : what does that mean ? kendall : oh , come on . you know what i 'm talking about , mia . the kiss . mia : how do you know about the kiss ? kendall : i saw you guys through the window , ok ? if you guys had been kissing for another second , one of you would have needed oxygen . aidan : whoa . mia : kendall , aidan had to do that . kendall : yeah , i 'm not talking about aidan . i 'm talking about you . mia : oh , me ? kendall : yeah , you . oh , come on , you were n't exactly fighting him off , were you ? mia : i could n't . what were you watching for anyway ? aidan : look , all right , all right , ok , that 's enough . ok , let 's just not go off the subject . mia , did you find anything of interest at michael 's ? mia : oh , yeah , maybe . i got this . aidan : right . i 'm going to have to check this out . mia : oh , yeah ? i 'd like to be there when you do . kendall : yeah , i bet you would . mia : pardon me ? kendall : i think you 've helped aidan enough , mia , a little too much . [ scene_break ] simone : go ahead , carlos . finish what you were going to say . what are you going to do ? carlos : it was nothing interesting . simone : well , if it 's about you , it interests me . carlos : i 'm going to fix the air conditioner tomorrow . good night . simone : good night . [ scene_break ] mary : mary , you 're losing your touch . [ knock on door ] mary : who is it ? [ knock ] mary : who is it ? mary : erica , what are you doing here ? what is this ? erica : i brought you something to read . mary : what is this ? erica : it 's the greatest story never told . mary : oh , my god . how did you get this ? erica : do n't worry about how i got it , mary . you need to worry about what i 'm going to do with it . mary : which is what ? erica : nothing , unless jack or greenlee happen to find out somehow that jack is greenlee 's biological father . then i will see to it that both of them get a copy . mary : erica , you ca n't . erica : oh , i would not test that . mary : but they might find out no matter what i do . erica : well , then that 's one more thing for you to have to worry about . now , i 'm not sure how greenlee would react , but i can tell you what this would mean to jack . jack , first of all , would be shocked , then there would be horror , and , of course , then there would be disgust . well , i see you agree with me . [ knock on door ] greenlee : mother , your door is open -- like a `` please rob me `` sign . mary : hi , darling . look who just stopped by . greenlee : for what ? you know , this is n't the first time i 've caught you two together . mind telling me what you 're up to ? [ next_on ] greenlee : you have a past with jackson . why is that suddenly an issue now ? jack : if i did n't know better , it 'd look like you were about to say goodbye . that 's not what 's going on here , is it ? mia : is it just the heat , or are you hitting on me ? david : looks like you got yourself in quite a bind there , tad . | when mary tries to put the moves on carlos , he accuses her of always trying to ruin her daughter 's life . mary gets furious and tells carlos he will never be good enough for greenlee . after she leaves , carlos yells at someone on the phone about getting paid . simone comes in and wonders what carlos is hiding . tad finally puts two and two together and realizes that greenlee is jackson 's daughter . he urges erica to not keep secrets from the man she loves . erica dismissively tells tad to just hand over the information he found on mary . after tad leaves , erica flips through the file and seems very pleased . she heads over to mary 's apartment and hands her the file . she warns mary that if she does n't keep her mouth shut , all the skeletons in her closet will come out to play . just then greenlee comes in and asks mary what she 's doing with erica . adam goes to see lena in jail and tells her that they can bring michael down if they work together . lena hesitates at first , but finally agrees to work with him . while michael fixes a drink , mia quickly hides the piece of paper she stole from his briefcase into her pocket . michael realizes something is going on and asks mia what she 's hiding . mia takes out some bandages from her pocket . michael laughs when he sees the bandages and apologizes to mia for jumping to conclusions . he leans in and continues kissing mia . aidan realizes that mia lost her microphone so he barges in to michael 's apartment . he pretends that mia is his girl and asks her what she 's doing with another man . mia plays along and tells aidan that it 's over between them . when michael and aidan start yelling at each other , mia tells michael that she 'll take care of it and leaves with aidan . later , aidan , mia and kendall sit down for drinks and talk about the setup . kendall is n't happy that aidan kissed mia , and acts very jealous . tad walks towards his car and drops his keys . he bends down to pick them up and when he gets up , someone blasts him with a stun gun . tad screams in pain and falls down . |
adam : you , get rid of dixie ? you do n't have the arsenal , honey . babe : i can do it like that . adam : go outside and play . babe : if i walk , you 're the big loser . with dixie gone , you 'll have j.r. all to yourself again . adam : why are you putting this on the table ? what 's in it for you ? babe : there are no strings . there are just big , fat ropes the size of your arm . adam : so it 's going to cost me , huh ? babe : oh , yeah . this one 's a real life - changer . [ scene_break ] krystal : well , if it is n't my old pal . what , are you homesick ? miss that overcooked food , or -- or just the wild times out in the exercise yard ? di : i wanted to see you . krystal : well , you 're looking at me . krystal carey in the flesh . now , why do n't you tell me who i 'm looking at ? di : i 'm the woman who -- who taught you how to cope around here . i had your back . krystal : mm - hmm . yeah , you looked after me , took care of me . you sort of guided me like a -- a teacher or a nanny . so how 'd you sign the visitor 's log ? di kirby or dixie martin ? di : that 's what i 've come to explain . krystal : what excuse could you possibly have for walking right out those gates and straight to pinevalley and my grandson ? di : ok , would you give me a chance to explain ? krystal : why do n't you give me one good reason why i should n't have that guard get your jump suit and bunk ready while i have you arrested for fraud . [ scene_break ] erica : these donor profiles are so detailed . josh : a prospective mom can specify traits , family history , education -- everything designed to make her kid 's father uber - dad . erica : it 's actually more dependable to trust these than mother nature to come up with mr . right . josh : mother nature must like a good practical joke . erica : what is that ? zach : you want to explain this ? erica : i could n't possibly . val : ow , ow ! that hurt ! zach : it belongs to you . [ scene_break ] ryan : where is it ? david : i 'm on my way out . ryan : david , did you get what i need ? david : what the hell . there 's always time for a drug deal , right ? ryan : is it ready ? david : all right , let 's see . you ordered the basic anger inhibitor mix , right ? customized to prevent you from strangling your wife if she burns dinner . ryan : you said you would do this . david : yes , i did , and i 've done it . i have the stuff that you need . [ scene_break ] kendall : ugh ! god , i keep doing that . simone : what ? kendall : i keep hitting `` insert `` instead of `` delete . `` simone : `` insert `` -- hmm . it does n't take freud to field that one . kendall : maybe david talked greenlee out of it . simone : yeah , or maybe she actually took your advice . kendall : why ? i do n't understand . why , why did you have to help her with that stupid fertility clinic heist ? simone : me ? you 're the one that put the gloves on . kendall : you were the one who -- greenlee : is it just me , or has the world suddenly become brighter , more beautiful , and full of hope ? simone : uh - oh . kendall : you did it , did n't you ? greenlee : yes , yes , yes . i 'm pregnant . i 'm having ryan 's baby . [ scene_break ] erica : val , i had no idea . josh : we 've got the makings of another segment -- `` trannies in the workplace . `` erica : yes , but this was never part of -- i mean , i never suggested cross- dressing . not that there 's anything wrong with it when one has fashion sense . zach : this is funny to you ? why would you send him to snoop around my casino ? erica : oh , this was a professional research mission . zach : oh ? erica : yes , right this minute , there are thousands of people gambling away their lives , their hopes , in casinos just like yours . val , did you think people would rather speak to a woman ? josh : or is this what you wear to relax ? val : i 'm warning you -- josh : television 's got it all over medicine . slip those heels off , make yourself comfortable , sweetheart . zach : what were you thinking ? erica : i was thinking about those people . those people need help . i 'm sure that some of them must want to start over , and i can provide them with -- zach : new beginnings . i know , i know . very good . what are you offering your daughter ? erica : sorry ? zach : kendall used her name to reinstate my license . if you want to sink me , you 're going to sink her , as well . [ scene_break ] kendall : david could n't tell for sure yet . nobody could . greenlee : it does n't matter . i know it . ryan and i are going to be parents . kendall : great , ok . so we wait to see if it took , and then we pray that ryan does n't find out in the meantime . greenlee : this feeling -- you have no idea . at my core , i 'm so satisfied and happy . it 's almost otherworldy . kendall : wow . there 's no way of knowing if the cryo - critters have even hit her bull 's eye . simone : all right , well , so i 'll go get a pregnancy test . greenlee : i do n't need a test . my baby is growing in here . i can feel it , him or her . kendall : greenlee , if it is there , it 's maybe the size of a grain of sand . greenlee : bite me . a mother knows . kendall : why could n't you have just waited and changed ryan 's mind and had the insemination after -- greenlee : ryan will change his mind when i show him his baby . kendall : you 're out of your mind . you 're not thinking straight . greenlee : i do n't need your negativity right now . i chose to create a life with the man i love . do n't you tell me i was wrong . kendall : no , you chose . ryan did n't . simone : yeah , but that does n't mean that everything 's not going to be ok -- finally , eventually . greenlee : that 's right . kendall : you 're being incredibly naive , if not downright stupid . greenlee : stop it . i did this for one reason -- ryan . because i love him , and i want him whole and well , and he 'll make a fantastic father . this was n't some wacky whim , it was a difficult decision . i know it 's a risk , but i 'm glad i did it . it 's done . be happy for me and my baby , or go away . simone : we love you , and we just want you and the baby to be healthy and happy . do n't we , kendall ? greenlee : kendall ? are you with me on this ? [ scene_break ] ryan : are you sure this is going to work ? david : do you have any allergies to medications ? ryan : no , i do n't , but this has to work , hayward . i have to keep greenlee safe . david : now , that 's entirely up to you . ryan : well , how does it work ? david : they have a chemical inhibitor that will reduce -- look , ryan , these are not going to erase your rage , ok ? they 're not a circuit breaker . it 's more like a surge protector . ryan : any side effects ? david : if anything , you might feel even more alert . look , these are not magic , ok ? what they do is this . they -- they will provide you some space between your trigger incident and your reaction to it . ryan : so i do n't just lash out ? david : right , right . so the second that you feel your anger surge , you have to fight your reflex to act . you know , take a moment , ok ? go inside your head . give the drug some time to take effect . ryan : well , if i could do that , i would n't need the drug . david : these are your fail - safe , ok ? they 're your backup . they will meet you halfway if you try . ryan : fine , i can do that . david : you have to , if you want to be the man that you used to be , whatever prize that was . ryan : hand them over so i can get started . david : you know something ? wait a minute . i need to be sure . i want to know that i 'm not doing the wrong thing . [ scene_break ] di : you can throw them away if you want . they 've already been checked . krystal : well -- ahem -- i guess they are still tradable . i 'll take them . you know , you really have a lot of nerve showing up here . di : well , i had to see you face to face . krystal : even if i see to it that you do n't get to leave ? di : krystal , can you hear me out first ? krystal : all right . i could use some entertainment . whenever you 're ready . di : this was n't my plan . krystal : i know . i figured that out . david 's pulling the strings . but you had to be pretty willing to go along with it . di : well , it 's not like we have some down - and - dirty motives . krystal : oh , yeah , right , right . you 're scamming everybody out of the goodness of your heart . di : no , i am supposed to get j.r. to share custody with babe . i thought that 's what you wanted , too . krystal : of course that 's what i want . di : well , then let 's keep our secret . because if you -- if you give me away , there are going to be so many people hurt , krystal . krystal : oh , god , and now you suddenly care about people 's feelings , after you kick all hell out of tad 's heart and jamie 's ? he loved dixie . how do you think he 's going to feel when the truth hits the fan ? di : he 'll be wrecked . and so will palmer and opal and joe and ruth , and j.r. will be devastated . that 's why i do n't want you to lower the boom . krystal : oh , do n't you dare put this on me . as if you 're going to be able to continue pretending forever ? di : there are other ways to go about this , krystal . krystal : oh , and what 's your way , huh ? you going to get on a jet , huh ? some private jet , fly off to an island somewhere skywriting `` so long , suckers `` as you head to the caribbean ? let me tell you something . i care about the people that you -- you are fleecing . yeah , i might have a problem with a couple of them , but even they do n't deserve what you 're dishing out . di : i just want you to think this through . krystal : oh , i have thought it through , honey . i 've thought it through so much , my head almost split open . and whatever crime you committed before is nothing , nothing compared to this . di : i can help babe . krystal : oh , do n't you dare . do n't you dare get my daughter into this just to save yourself . di : i 'm not asking for myself , i swear . krystal : oh , come on , come on , you 're doing this as a favor ? di : david 's paying me . krystal : no . no , there 's got to be a million easier ways to earn a grubstake rather than having to play st. dixie while you juggle six or seven hearts all at the same time . are you -- are you messing around with david ? di : no . no , david and i are not having an affair . krystal : ok . well , just so you know , before i decide if i derail your little act , you better have an honesty attack real quick , and you tell me exactly why you 're doing this . [ scene_break ] adam : so you plan to reduce me to poverty ? finally , some honesty . babe : i never said that i would drain you dry . adam : well , if you 're going to cost me my entire fortune , it must be some plan . so let 's hear it . dixie removal -- give me an overview . babe : you do n't think i can do it . adam : well , i -- i think you could stage a hit - and - run . get jamie to -- to fix the car and change the license plates before you flatten her . babe : i 'm not going to kill her . adam : oh . well , maybe dr. david daddy is going to be your accomplice ? you could invite dixie over for drinks . you get the ginger ale , she gets hayward � s dixie - removal cocktail . babe : i 'm not going to be doing anything illegal . adam : hmm . babe : i 'll make dixie self - destruct . adam : well , even if she does -- if she -- you know , st. dixie steps on her left foot , she still has an army of white knights there to save her . tad would risk his life to save his three - time wife . jamie 's right there beside him to save his stepmom , and j.r. would run in front of a moving train to save his mother . babe : she 's none of the above . adam : what the -- what the devil are you driving at ? babe : dixie is n't the real thing . she 's an impostor , and i can prove it . you know , adam , you were right . you were the only one who knew that she was a fake . adam : have you actually stumbled on something ? babe : solid gold . you know , the powers that be -- they must have one wild sense of humor . only one person knows that you 're right , and can help you prove it . trashy little me . adam : what have you got ? babe : um , first we talk price . adam : all right , all right , let me guess . you 'd like a palace instead of that greasy sweatbox over the garage . babe : it 's not tops on my list . adam : how about you 'd like me to pave jamie 's way into an ivy league med school ? babe : now , that -- that would be nice , but first i have my eye on something else . you 're going to spring mama from the big house . [ scene_break ] krystal : ok , so you 're not in it for the money . you 're not carrying out david 's sneaky little plan , because you 're in love with him . di : not even close . krystal : all right then , so what 's answer c ? di : ok , i got into this for my own selfish reasons . but now it is so much bigger than me and david . you know , i got j.r. to include the whole family in the fourth of july picnic ? can you imagine ? i mean , babe and jamie sharing -- sharing fried chicken and apple pie with little adam , and it 's not even considered her weekly visit . krystal : j.r. has something up his sleeve . di : no . no , i 'm starting to pry his heart open -- i mean , enough for him to realize that little adam needs both his parents . j.r. -- he needs his mother so much . he 's forgiven me for -- for staying away these past three years . krystal : listen to me . he needs her , but he has forgiven you . you are so confused , you do n't even know where dixie stops and you start . di : i -- i know exactly who i am . i also know who tad and jamie and j.r. are now . j.r. is twisted and -- and cruel . i can change that . yeah , i remind him of the child he once was . krystal : di kirby , you are really freaking me out . di : why ? it is so basic . j.r. needs my help to become human again . tad needs me to step aside so he can move on . he needs to let go of me . krystal : i do n't like how you 're doing this . di : well , there 's no other way , krystal . you know , i 'm not asking you to like me . i do n't even like myself that much right now . but , damn it , krystal , these men are completely lost . they are in a war , and your babe is smack in the middle of it . they need a reason to stop . j.r. needs to be able to feel something again . he needs to open up and be able to be vulnerable for five minutes . you pull the rug out from under him now , it 's never going to happen . krystal , i 'm begging you , give me enough time for j.r. to -- to get over all the hurt from the past three years . please . krystal : you 're acting like this is life or death for you . why ? di : because -- because -- krystal : no . no , you -- you ca n't be . are you really dixie ? [ scene_break ] ryan : what , do you want me to sign a contract ? like a magic pill release ? david : look , i love greenlee , and i want to hear your guarantee right here and now that you will take these religiously . and before you fly off the handle or do anything stupid , you will give them time to kick in . ryan : i love greenlee , too . that 's why we 're doing this . david : i want your word , lavery , that no matter what greenlee says or does , even if it bypasses your fuse entirely -- ryan : it 's not going to happen . i wo n't let that happen . you said no immediate anger surges . david : no , you will feel them . now , these will enable you to -- ryan : to circle a little bit . i understand . i get it . david : she would do anything for you . she loves you so much that she would risk her very life . now , you remember that . so the next time that she comes up with some crazy plan or idea , you remember how deeply she loves you , how much she believes in you , how much she trusts you . ryan : i will . david : all right . time for your first dose . [ scene_break ] di : you 've been in here too long . you know who i am . krystal : yeah , but you never gave many facts . i know the name you used -- di kirby . but your sentence started years after that car crash . how do i know that plastic surgery story is n't true ? dixie could have ended up in here , too . the timing is -- it works . di : what was in those chocolates ? i swear i did n't put it in there . krystal : no , no , no , no , there -- there 's some -- some weird twist here . because you 're way too caught up in j.r. 's life , and tad 's . di : well , i 've been close to them . i care about them . krystal : no . no , it goes beyond that . and you convinced them that you 're dixie . di : krystal , they wanted to believe that i 'm dixie . krystal : and as much as they tried -- they tried to disprove it , they could n't . so you want to make a deal , huh ? i keep my mouth shut , and then you -- you save j.r. and my grandson , you allow tad to get along with his life and move on , and you make pine valley a kindler , gentler place . di : something like that , yeah . krystal : here 's a deal i like . you prove to me that you are dixie , and i will keep my mouth shut now and forever . [ scene_break ] babe : if i expose j.r. 's mama for the fake that she is , he 'll rush back into his daddy 's arms for comfort . that should make up for me taking little adam . it 's a great trade , j.r. for my mama . adam : yeah , i 'm not the governor , you know . i ca n't pardon krystal . i ca n't commute her sentence . babe : oh , adam , come on , we both know that you can make a couple calls and have her here for lunch tomorrow if you wanted . adam : you call your mama and tell her nice try . but better luck next time . babe : why would i come to you if this was n't on the level ? i would have to be the one who would tell j.r. that his mother is a big , fat con . he 'd shoot the messenger . adam : well , i can always hope . babe : ok , look , if she was really dixie , i would never keep her away from her grandson . and tad -- mama would have to tell him that it was n't dixie that said , `` thanks , but no thanks , `` and he would jump back into yearning for the real thing . i am handing you a clear - cut victory here . why are you fighting this ? adam : i 'll call governor brooks in the morning , get the wheels started . i can get -- i can get krystal out . but now you tell me , how do we get rid of dixie ? [ scene_break ] erica : i ca n't defend val 's choice of dress or hairstyle . however , he had every right to speak to your customers . zach : they do n't come to be interrogated . erica : they come to lose money . zach : they come to win money . erica : but most of them go broke , get into debt , ruin their lives . zach : the odds are with the house , yes , but we do n't ruin lives . erica : well , then you should n't be afraid of honest journalism . zach : you do n't give a damn about my gamblers . erica : of course i do . you , on the other hand -- you lead them on . you lead them to believe that they could actually strike it rich . zach : this is about my marriage to your daughter . erica : well , i think my daughter should see you for what you really are . zach : and you think you can find enough dirt to have her dump me ? erica : with a little effort . zach : good luck . erica : well , fortunately , unlike your customers , i do n't have to depend on luck . zach : keep your employees out of my casino . erica : you should have believed me when i told you i was dangerous . zach : see , i think i can take you . erica : this time the odds are n't with the house . they 're with me . [ scene_break ] kendall : stop trying to glow already . greenlee : you two could tell the second i stepped off the elevator . simone : yeah , well , honey , that 's because you were hovering over the ground . greenlee : i ca n't wait to tell ryan . kendall : ok , well , then try to . please hold off . please . greenlee : i 'll set the stage . i 'll make it romantic and perfect . i bet i wo n't even have to say a word . he 'll see the joy in my eyes . at first he 'll be shocked , and then he 'll be angry -- kendall : yeah , that 's what i 'm afraid of . greenlee : but eventually he 'll know what i know . having a child is absolutely the best thing for us , for him . kendall : greenlee , please , at least just wait until your gyno confirms it . or at least until you know that ryan is through with the fight club . greenlee : you want me to fail . simone : no , she does n't . kendall : no , i do n't want to see you crash and burn . greenlee : you 're hoping i 'm not pregnant , so i ca n't help ryan . simone : no , greenlee , kendall is on your side . kendall : yeah , of course i am . i want to see ryan forget about his crazy family and be happy with you . i want him to just get past all this garbage . greenlee : but you do n't think he will . simone : yes , she does . kendall : simone -- simone : what ? kendall : listen to me . stop . i wish i could be all gung - ho , greenlee , but you ca n't expect instant happiness . i 'm worried what ryan 's reaction will be . greenlee : i 'm through worrying . once ryan hears i 'm pregnant , he 'll realize what this means . he 'll have the life that he deserves . simone : that you both deserve . and baby makes three , and that will be fantastic . and we need to celebrate , and i 've got tequila ! yeah , that 'll be perfect ! oh , yes . actually , that 's not really good for you right now , is it ? greenlee : uh - uh . simone : no . and coffee really is n't good for you either . but looky what we have here . we have milk , and that 's sort of appropriate , huh ? greenlee : yeah . simone : yeah , and , look , they 're closed . greenlee : yeah , it 'll do . simone : yeah , take one . take it . greenlee : ok ? simone : ok . greenlee : should i make a toast ? ryan : what are we celebrating ? greenlee : funny you should ask . simone : ethan said yes . he agreed to join a league with me , and now we 'll be bowling till who knows when . ryan : huh . should n't you be celebrating with some longnecks ? simone : we have one right here . ethan and i joined the donnelly dairy team . yeah . so , to staying out of the gutters . ryan : yeah . wow , you guys really know how to party . um , i hope you are in the mood for a surprise . greenlee : does that mean i owe you one today ? ryan : well , that 's up to you . come on . greenlee : i ca n't wait . kendall : i see ryan , and i 'm back in that fight club and he 's beating on a man . simone : i never really thought i 'd be scared of ryan , because he was such a nice guy . kendall : i know . simone : she might not tell him tonight . kendall : no , you heard her , simone . she 's ready to surprise him right back . oh , god . when ryan finds out , he could explode . [ scene_break ] josh : we got the goods . erica : val had a camera ? josh : i did n't know he was going to hide it in the wig . erica : ah , brilliant . is it any good ? josh : i 'll let you judge . everyone on that tape signed an affidavit and a release . erica : i 'm impressed . josh : i like having the room to make decisions . erica : josh , your father asked me to fire you . josh : thank you for not listening to him . dad means well , i guess , but we 've got different ideas of success . i need freedom and creativity . dad prefers the safe and stable . erica : believe me , i understand . my mother and i could n't have been more different . i mean , my mother was just completely traditional , and all she wanted for me was to marry and settle down . josh : you did marry -- and marry and marry . erica : watch it ! yes , i married . but as for settling down -- plenty of time to do that later . josh : when we 're in the grave . erica : exactly . i guess we think alike . josh : which reminds me -- last night i wandered into some joint , a neighborhood bar . it was packed , but this girl kept it running as smooth and as fast as a formula - one race car . erica : josh , are you suggesting that we go out for a drink ? because i -- josh : no , no , no . i want to do a segment on her . erica : oh . well , does this cocktail goddess have a name ? josh : babe carey . [ scene_break ] babe : when mama 's out , you get your payoff . adam : you -- you want me to call in favors from the most important man in the state on your word ? babe : that 's about it . adam : sorry , i 'm not a fool , babe . babe : well , take it or leave it . adam : if you have something on this woman -- babe : oh , and i have everything that you want . adam : then it 's bound to come out sooner or later . so i just think i 'll wait for it . babe : and here i thought j.r. was the one person that you loved . adam : if i accept your plan , you get your mother out of prison , and you get to break j.r. 's heart again . babe : you just want to wait to see if the information can come out that i already know . it 's not going to spare j.r. any pain . it 's going to add to it . she 's playing off his hope . he 's living a dream life with a fake , playing off his love for a mother and raising my son . we need to expose her for the fake that she is . adam : well , then you 're going to have to tell everyone , whether i help krystal or not . babe : you 're just too stubborn to say it to my face . but you know that i 'm right . this wo n't be your house until that nanny is exposed , and i 'm the only person that can do that . [ scene_break ] di : i wish i could tell you that i was really dixie . but i ca n't . i do feel that every choice i 've ever made , everything that 's happened in my life has somehow led me to here . i matter to these people . i make a difference . and i 'm not just going to abandon them now when i 'm so close to success . krystal : but then what ? you disappear in a puff of smoke ? di : i wo n't hurt anyone . i promise . krystal : well , i ca n't very well keep track of that from in here , now , ca n't i ? and , fyi , tad 's already been hurt . di : well , i 'm trying to get j.r. to forgive tad . now , if they reconciled , what a win . i mean , for all of us . krystal : for us ? wow , you really are convincing . ah . look who 's here . well , what is this , a tag - team weasel attack ? di : no , i did n't know he was coming here . david : what has she been saying to you ? di : see ? you see ? i 'm not working with him anymore . this is between you and me . your daughter 's happiness , your grandson 's -- they 're at stake here . krystal , we can do some good . do n't out me . krystal : i tried to do good once . so i fixed a little dna test , gave my daughter another woman 's baby . but i did it for my daughter 's happiness , so what the heck , right ? the ends justify the means . sounds like you two . and guess what , we 're all wrong . that kind of thinking is screwed up . di : so you 're going to tell them all i 'm not dixie ? [ scene_break ] josh : does the name babe carey ring any bells ? erica : it sets off air raid sirens . josh : would n't she look great on camera ? are you with me on this ? erica : is this a joke ? because if it is , it 's a really bad one . josh : what did babe do that -- erica : look , enough , josh . i never want to hear her name again in this office . [ scene_break ] david : how could you even think of derailing us now when dixie is so close -- krystal : dixie ? dixie ? wow , you 've even brainwashed yourself . david : di is about to win j.r. over . and you want to wreck that now ? you 're going to set us so far back that babe would never get joint custody . krystal : you got her into this . david : fine , blame me forever if you want to . hold my hand to the flame , but do n't mess up our daughter 's life . krystal : you know what ? this is not about you . di : we should consider what babe wants . krystal : `` we `` ? di : you know what babe wants . she wants her son . krystal : all right . i 'm not going to decide anything right now , ok ? i need some time to think about this . guard ? thanks for the chocolate . david : we need to go back to my place , figure out our options . di : we 're not with the same plan anymore . david : look , with krystal about to blow us out of the water , we have to -- di : no , david , we 're through . i do n't want to see you again . david : we need each other , damn it . di : i need to -- to go to the picnic , see my family . [ scene_break ] simone : i believe love is magic . kendall : yeah , well , ryan 's magic and greenlee 's magic are light - years apart . simone : if you were greenlee , what would you do ? greenlee : probably screw it up . that 's my relationship mo . miracles between lovers that save the day -- i have n't had any personal experiences with those . simone : yeah , me , neither . but it would be wonderful , would n't it , if it happened for greenlee ? kendall : i ca n't help but think that the best thing for ryan and greenlee would be if she 's not pregnant . you know , i once told ryan that greenlee does n't just follow her heart , she charges forward with it . simone : yeah , well , that 's great , is n't it ? kendall : yeah , it makes her special and vulnerable . if david 's procedure does n't work , greenlee will be devastated . but at least ryan will never know what she did . simone : but she did it for ryan . it was an act of love . kendall : yeah , well , if ryan 's temper kicks in , you think he 's going to care ? he might snap . [ scene_break ] ryan : you like ? greenlee : mm - hmm . how did you know this is what i wanted ? ryan : it 's what you would have done for me . it was only natural . greenlee : it 's perfect . except maybe the time of day . i was thinking sunrise . ryan : hey , whose surprise is this ? greenlee : we 'll see . i think i 'll pass . ryan : you afraid i 'll get you drunk and have my way with you ? greenlee : i 'm already drunk -- on life and possibilities . and you can have your way with me any time . ryan : yeah ? you see , this feels right . this feels like it used to be . there 's something going on with you . what ? [ scene_break ] kendall : greenlee did it . she 's convinced that she 's bringing a child into this mess . i 'm so scared for them . [ zach hugs kendall ] [ scene_break ] krystal : oh , my lord . you did what ? babe , you did n't tell adam or anyone who dixie really is ? babe : no . look , if i told him who di kirby was , i would lose my leverage . krystal : oh , no , no , no . listen -- babe : what ? krystal : we can not play this game . we should have gone straight to tad with this information . babe : and if adam is n't moving heaven or razor wire to get you out here , i will go to tad . look , ok , i will tell tad at the fourth of july picnic if adam has n't taken the bait . but that old crow -- he 's moving on it . you can cheer up , mama . you 're as good as free . krystal : i wish . i have a bad feeling about this , babe . a really bad feeling . [ scene_break ] di : j.r. , are you back ? ready to go take on some ants ? adam : welcome home , dixie . can i make you a drink ? oh , that 's right , you do n't drink . ca n't play vodka - roulette with that one remaining kidney . di : what 's going on ? adam : i just want to bury the hatchet before the picnic . i 'm going to bury it in the middle of your back , you fake . i know . you 're done . [ next_on ] tad ( to opal ) : we 're all nuts , but something keeps us planted together . di ( to ruth ) : it 's called love . adam ( to j.r. ) : i think i 'm going to be sick . greenlee : you trust me , right ? ryan : is there any reason why i should n't ? zach : why do n't you let me do what i want to do , and then you 'll find out whether you want me to do it . kendall : go ahead . | di / dixie goes to see krystal in the slammer . krystal tells her that she can not get away with what she did and that she will not help her pull off her scam . di / dixie does work on krystal , however , telling her how the scam will enable jr to play fair so that babe can see more of her son . david is right behind di / dixie in visiting krystal . they both believe that she refuses to go along with them and might get them in trouble . but it looks like she 's just making empty threats and really is listening to them . babe goes to see adam and promises to get dixie out of his life if he springs her mother from the slammer . at first he has no clue how she 's going to `` get rid `` of dixie . but she informs him that she happens to know , for a fact that this woman is not the real dixie cooney martin . adam does sound interested in her plan if it means he can expose that woman and get jr back for himself . |
[ zach loads his gun at his desk ] j.r. : you have an extra one of those for me ? [ scene_break ] kendall : i just ca n't believe that richie got in here . i mean , when he -- when he took out that fuse , he could have killed all of us in the dark . greenlee : i ca n't believe they let him out on bail after what he did to us . to j.r . kendall : well , he definitely deserves to be rotting in jail for the rest of his life . greenlee : yeah , but he 's not . he 's out there with babe . what if he hurts her ? think . think . where would they go ? kendall : i do n't know . i do n't know . maybe she left a note , or a message , or something ? greenlee : she did n't have time to scream , let alone fill out an itinerary . kendall : well , we ca n't just sit here and do nothing . greenlee : we have to get into richie 's head . where would that psycho take babe ? kendall : hold on a second . wait a minute . give me that . [ scene_break ] jake : hey , angie . angie : hey . listen , nurse whitbeck is looking for you . she has some questions about a patient 's discharge . jake : hmm . sounds like mr. yates . big , fat troublemaker . randi : hmm . makes you thankful for patients like me , huh ? angie : you should probably get going , dr. martin . i can take it from here . jake : right . randi : you 're not my biggest fan , are you ? angie : i do n't even know you . randi : you know enough . you know i 'm a prostitute . angie : that 's not my business . randi : but your son is . look , i 'm not into frankie , if that 's what you 're worried about . angie : trust me . it 's not . [ scene_break ] adam : she is going to be fine . krystal : you do n't know that ! you do n't know she 's going to be fine . in fact , you do n't even care ! adam : that 's not true ! i do care . krystal : no . no , the fact is , you have never said a kind word about babe . in fact , you 're probably kicking up your heels , hoping that richie got rid of her ! [ scene_break ] [ babe pants ] babe : please . please , richie . just think -- think about what you 're doing , ok ? richie : i have thought about it . long and hard . babe : richie , you do n't -- you do n't want to do this . ok ? let 's -- let 's just calm down for a second , and we can talk . richie : there 's too much talking , babe . it 's just too much noise . babe : no , stop . no , what are you -- what are you doing ? richie : just trying to get a little peace and quiet , ok ? [ babe pounds on door ] babe : richie , let me out ! please ! please , richie , let me out . [ pounding ] babe : please , richie , please let me out ! [ pounding ] babe : richie , please , please ! god , please let me out of this closet ! [ phone rings ] annie : richie , is that you ? richie : annie , are you alone ? annie : yes . richie , what are you doing ? you were supposed to get rid of greenlee , not babe ! richie : shut up , annie , and do what i tell you . [ scene_break ] kendall : this picture was taken by richie when he was still wes . you know , the good guy ? greenlee : so ? kendall : so , remember when we found out that wes was really richie ? greenlee : yeah , annie was freaking out because he had emma . kendall : yes . and babe , and little a . this picture was taken that day . greenlee : i 'm still not following . kendall : ok . babe took the kids out on a picnic , and richie -- or wes , whatever his name is -- he asked if he could tag along . so , they were having this picnic in the woods when this huge storm hit . greenlee : oh , that 's right . that 's right . and they could n't get home . kendall : yeah , so they had to take shelter in some cabin in the middle of nowhere . greenlee : ah . creepy . kendall : yeah , but not at the time . at the time , babe said it was wonderful . she thought richie was amazing . i mean , she -- she was crazy about him . it was good for her , and for richie . greenlee : so , you think that 's where they are ? kendall : richie has sort of lost it lately , has n't he ? greenlee : yeah , and he never really got over babe . kendall : right . so , what if richie took babe back to the cabin to recapture the magic ? [ scene_break ] [ babe pounds on door ] richie : did you write down the directions ? annie : yes , i 've got it . what is that noise ? richie : just get in your car , and bring me the money . annie : richie , i swear , if you hurt babe -- richie : bring me the money , annie -- now . annie : what happened to the cash i already gave you ? richie : i need more . annie : for what ? richie , what are you going to do ? richie : annie , if you tell anyone where i am , or if you bring anyone with you , so help me god , you are going to land in the jail cell right next to mine . annie : but i did n't do anything . richie : you are up to your neck in this , and you know it . you helped me escape . what do they call that ? `` aiding and abetting `` ? and let 's not forget about ryan -- what he 's going to say when he finds out about your not - so- immaculate conception . annie : all right . richie : `` all right `` what ? annie : i said i 'll do it . i 'll be there . richie : that 's what i thought you 'd say , sis . [ richie sighs ] babe : richie , i do n't -- i do n't know what 's going on , or -- or why you brought me here , but please , please , god , do n't hurt little a . richie : oh -- babe : no ! do n't -- do n't hurt me . richie : babe , i would never hurt you . babe : then , why ? why are you doing this ? richie : because i love you . because i want to be with you . [ scene_break ] adam : krystal , i 'm not happy that -- that -- that richie 's got babe . krystal : really ? i find that hard to believe , considering the fact that you accused babe of going with that lunatic willingly . adam : all right , i was wrong . i was wrong . i -- i -- i thought -- krystal : what ? what did you think , adam ? adam : j.r. was so upset . i -- i thought if i initiated a possibility other than her being abducted -- krystal : oh , that -- that he would feel better about that , huh ? he would feel better if babe just took richie 's hand and said , `` i do n't care who you might have just killed , let 's go hit the open road . `` adam : all right , all right , i was wrong , i admit it . i was -- i was stupid even to say that . krystal : huh . i could think of a few other adjectives . adam : i think maybe a part of me was , uh -- [ krystal sighs ] krystal : i 'm listening . adam : forget it . krystal : no . no . you -- you brought it up . a part of you was what ? adam : jealous , all right ? i was jealous . krystal : of ? adam : ah , well . j.r. told me that babe was moving back in here , and they were going to have their second chance . krystal : so what ? [ adam chuckles ] adam : `` what `` ? after everything those two have done to each other , they 're still trying to get it right . krystal : yeah . well , they love each other , for better or for worse . adam : and i love you , krystal . where 's our second chance ? how come we do n't get another chance to get it right ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : i should have killed that bastard when i had the chance . zach : we all had the chance . we tried to play it smart . j.r. : by using the system . you saw where that got us . i should have never left babe alone . zach : she was n't alone . she was with a group of people at fusion . the place was locked up . j.r. : yeah , but richie still got her . the mother of my son . i swear to god -- zach : you know what i think ? i think babe is the one person in this world that richie really cares about . he 's not going to hurt her . j.r. : you do n't know that . the guy 's a nut job . zach : yes , he is . but not with babe . now , think about it . could have turned the monitor off , he could have taken off , he could have run away , but he did n't . he stayed . risked getting caught , because he wanted to take babe with him . j.r. : you know , if this is supposed to make me feel better , it does n't -- zach : it has nothing to do with that . they 're not going anywhere . watching busses , railroads -- j.r. : ok , so , they 're close . how do we find them ? zach : call her cell phone . j.r. : the police are already doing that . richie 's not answering the phone . zach : well , maybe he 'll answer to you . he 's made it personal . maybe he 's got something to say . j.r. : ok , so what -- say he does answer the phone . he 's not going to tell me where they are . zach : trace the call . j.r. : well , i do n't have that equipment . do you ? zach : no . but i know someone who does . [ scene_break ] jake : what 's the matter with you ? frankie : what ? oh , nothing , nothing . jake : you know , a little conversation would n't kill you . frankie : she had no right to take me off the case . jake : who 's `` she `` ? frankie : my mom . jake : well , that 's your first problem . in this hospital , she is not your mom . she is your boss . frankie : fine . my `` boss `` had no right . jake : your boss thinks you 're too emotionally involved with a patient . frankie : i was n't on call every day when randi got admitted . i know her history best . jake : well , frank , her history is not that complicated . she 's a hooker who got beat up by her pimp . frankie : please -- do not talk about her like that . jake : oh , you 're right . you 're not emotionally involved at all . frankie : a woman got beat up by some thug , jake . i had to do something . jake : you `` had to do something , `` or you chose to do something ? you chose to do something , right ? now , why is that ? frankie : i do n't know . there 's something about her . [ scene_break ] randi : i 'm not interested in your son . in fact , i wish frankie would n't have gotten involved . if it was n't for him , i would n't have got this beat down in the first place . angie : do n't blame your situation on frankie . every day you work the streets is another day you take a risk . a risk with your body , randi . your life . randi : exactly . my life . so , why wo n't you people just let me live it ? angie : you know , you work for a man who hurts you , and -- and countess other women , i 'm sure . and , instead of you protecting yourself -- protecting them -- you 're looking out for him . randi : you do n't know what you 're talking about . angie : oh , yes , i think i do . you 're frightened . you feel alone . but hanging on to this -- this abusive man is not the answer . randi : damn , what is it with you and frankie ? you guys think you have all the answers , do n't you ? angie : well , maybe if you just listen -- randi : get off my case , ok ? if it was n't for frankie , i would n't even be here . angie : look , do n't you try to spin this on frankie . you want someone to blame for what happened to you , start looking in a mirror . [ scene_break ] richie : now we 're going to be together , babe . nothing 's stopping us . [ babe pants ] babe : you 're a fugitive , richie . richie : oh , so , we 'll make a run for it . we 'll never look back . make a fresh start somewhere . you know , new names , new identities , whole new life . babe : oh , my god . you 're serious , are n't you ? richie : ah , i 'm serious . i love you , babe . i have since the moment i met you . but things just kept getting in the way . you know , like junior , my sister . my past . hey , but that 's all behind me now . that 's all behind us . now it 's just you and me . babe : this -- this is crazy , richie . ok , i -- i just ca n't leave . richie : why ? because of j.r. ? i love you better than he does . you know that , do n't you ? come on . just give me a shot . give me some time . you 'll see that we 're made for each other . we 're meant to be together . [ phone rings ] [ richie sighs ] babe : who is it ? is it the police again ? [ richie chuckles ] richie : no . it 's junior . now -- not one word . ok ? richie : babe carey 's phone . thanks for calling . zach : [ whispering ] keep him on the phone . j.r. : richie . it 's your pal , j.r . richie : oh , hi , j.r . i 'm so glad you called . i guess you heard about the big news . j.r. : is babe there ? richie : oh , yeah . yeah , she 's here . j.r. : can i speak to her ? richie : no . no , i 'm afraid not . you see , she 's in the shower . we worked up quite a sweat , if you know what i mean . j.r. : if you touched her -- richie : she begged me , man . what was i supposed to do ? j.r. : you 're supposed to bring her back to me . richie : babe came with me because she wanted to . j.r. : she did n't want to come with you . you broke in there , and you drug her out . richie : wake up , and get used to reality , j.r. you will never see babe again . j.r. : you bring her back to me , novak ! babe : j.r. , we 're at the -- [ richie hangs up ] babe : cabin . j.r. : babe ! tell me you got a trace on that . aidan : yep . richie : i thought i told you to be quiet . what ? babe : yes , you did . i 'm sorry . richie : ok . [ babe pants ] richie : i keep telling you that there 's too much noise here . [ scene_break ] greenlee : this does n't make any sense . the police are after richie . he should be getting the hell out of town , not going to some cabin in the woods . kendall : this is richie we 're talking about . he thinks he can get away with anything , and he usually does . greenlee : so , let 's say you 're right . do you even know where this place is ? kendall : yeah , i do , actually . just the other day , babe was saying how she -- she hated that she ever got involved with richie . and she brought up the picnic . greenlee : and she threw you a map ? [ greenlee chuckles ] kendall : no . but she did mention route 83 . so , i think i can get us there . greenlee : that 's helpful ! this is a colossal waste of time . kendall : well , i do n't have any better ideas , do you ? greenlee : let 's go . kendall : ok . greenlee : who are you calling ? kendall : i 'm calling zach . greenlee : no -- kendall : he has to know where we 're going , greenlee . greenlee : listen , kendall . he 's going to get protective , and insist on wasting his time and coming with us , when he really should be finding babe and richie , ok ? we 're not going to find anything . kendall : but i need for him -- greenlee : we 'll call him when we get there , if we need to . but personally , i think we 're going to find a whole lot of nothing . kendall : well , for babe 's sake , i hope we find more than that . [ scene_break ] [ annie leaves a note to ryan that she 's going to the movies to clear her head , then hurries out of the apartment ] [ scene_break ] aidan : this is a cell tower that received the signal from babe 's phone . zach : so , how wide an area are we looking at ? aidan : well , babe and richie have got to be within a nine - mile radius of this tower . j.r. : nine miles ? nine miles ? that 's all you 've got ? zach : junior . it 's better than nothing . thanks for getting here so quickly . aidan : so , why did you go through me ? why did n't you call the cops ? you 're going to nail richie yourselves , do n't you ? j.r. : the police screwed up the first time . aidan : taking justice into your own hands . zach : and we could use an extra set . what do you think ? this is the man who put greenlee in a hole , and left her there to die . you with us , or no ? aidan : let 's do this . [ scene_break ] krystal : my baby doll is out there , lord knows where , and you want to get into the two of us ? adam : i 'm sorry . [ krystal sighs ] krystal : i -- i ca n't -- i -- i just -- i ca n't . adam : listen , i -- i should n't have said anything . i just wanted you to understand where i was coming from . krystal : what if he hurts her ? i just ca n't stand this , not knowing . i mean , was she scared ? did she -- did she fight ? adam : i know . i know what 's going through your head . i 've been up there . i 've seen all those things . back when colby -- back when she was being held hostage . krystal : of course , you did . adam : and we have to remember who babe is . case in point , look how she keeps j.r. on his toes . [ krystal sighs ] krystal : she does make him dance , does n't she ? [ adam laughs ] adam : you have raised a smart , capable , brave young woman . krystal : do you hear what is coming out of your mouth ? adam : the truth is , i 've always been very , very fascinated by babe . she 's one of those people who has guts enough to get in my face , to tell it like it is . krystal : just like her mama . adam : aha , yes . she has never been afraid of me . and i respect that . krystal : you better be careful , adam . you 're starting to sound like you care about babe . adam : how could i not ? all i see when i look in her eyes , krystal , is you . [ scene_break ] babe : richie -- i -- i ca n't go with you . i ca n't leave my son . richie : `` ca n't , ca n't , ca n't . `` stop saying `` ca n't . `` you can do whatever you want to . you 're a grown woman . babe : it 's not true . ok , you know little a . richie : yeah , he 's a great kid . babe : do you understand ? he needs his mama . richie : yeah , i understand . and he 'll have her . as soon as we get settled someplace , i 'll come and get the little guy . then it 'll just be the three of us , a happy new family . babe : i ca n't -- i ca n't just take him away . everything he knows and loves is right here . richie : yeah , but he 's young . and he 'll adjust quickly . babe : he needs his father , richie . think what you will about j.r. , but he is a good daddy -- richie : yeah , i will be a better one . now , come on . you love me , babe . i know you do . just when we get away from all this -- this distraction , you 'd see it , too . babe : well , maybe i would , but -- richie : so , what ? so , you -- you admit it . you ca n't hate me . babe : i mean , is n't it obvious , richie ? i mean , my god , look at everything that we have been through . richie : yeah . yeah . you know , it all -- it all started right here . me , you , emma , little a . babe : yeah , i remember . richie : we were happy here . babe : it was peaceful . richie : you know , we can have that again . all you have to do is say yes . babe : i do n't know , richie . i do n't know . richie : look at me . look in my eyes . tell me you do n't want this . babe : i ca n't . [ scene_break ] jake : in your mind , from a 1 to 10 , what -- what is she ? a 15 ? frankie : so , why is she selling herself out on the streets , letting some nasty pimp run her life ? jake : frankie , who knows why people do what they do . frankie : randi 's smart . she 's beautiful , tough enough to make it through boot camp . she could have any guy she wants . jake : right , like a doctor . frankie : i did n't say that . jake : you do n't have to say it . frankie : you 're supposed to be my mentor , right ? what say you ? jake : what say me ? get over it . get over it . frankie : thanks , jake . that 's a lot of help . [ scene_break ] randi : where the hell do you get off , anyway ? it 's my fault i got the crap beaten out of me ? angie : i apologize , but i could n't just stand here and let you dump the blame on frankie . i mean , he 's only trying to help you . randi : yeah . well , for the millionth time , i do n't need or want his help , or yours . angie : are you sure about that ? [ randi sighs ] randi : look , it 's not like i have a lot options doing what i do , ok ? angie : oh , randi , i do n't believe that . you 're a smart , young woman . i think you 've got a lot of options . randi : once you 're in , you 're in . angie : well , it does n't have to be that way . go to the police . put this creep away for a long time . randi : i ca n't . if he ever found out that i was the one who ratted on him , the next time i was in here , you 'd be rolling me off to the morgue . angie : randi , you were almost headed to the morgue this time . stop protecting him . randi : it 's me i 'm protecting . angie : no . you nearly died and now you 're giving this guy the -- the chance to finish the job . randi : and why should n't i ? what would it matter , anyway ? angie : what are you talking about ? randi : be for real , dr. hubbard . if i disappear , who would even know i was gone ? [ scene_break ] krystal : babe 's not going to believe all the nice things you said about her . adam : well , maybe we should keep them to ourselves . i have a reputation to uphold , you know . krystal : oh , and what 's that ? crusty old stick in the mud ? [ adam chuckles ] krystal : sorry . adam : well , no , i 'm not . that 's the first smile i 've gotten out of you all evening . krystal : what kind of mama smiles when her daughter is missing ? adam : the kind of mother that knows her child is ok . krystal : and if she is n't ? adam : you ca n't think that way . krystal : i do n't want to . i do n't even want to think about my life without babe , adam . she is -- she 's a part of me . adam : a part you 're not going to lose . krystal : but it is n't my choice . adam : your daughter is coming home to you , krystal . you hear me ? your daughter is coming home to you . krystal : can you promise me ? can you promise me that , adam ? adam : yes , yes . i 'll swear on my crusty - stick - in - the - mud soul . [ krystal laughs ] [ scene_break ] richie : one minute , you 're -- you think i 'm going to hurt you and now you want me . babe : richie , it 's hard to know what to think . i mean , everything happened so fast . richie : when you first got here , you were afraid that i was going to hurt you . babe : richie , you grabbed me and you put me in the trunk of your car . richie : yeah , i 'm sorry . babe : oh , it 's -- it 's ok . i mean , i , um -- i understand now why you did it . richie : you do ? you really understand why i did it ? babe : yeah , i mean , you know , you -- you talk about that day in the cabin and -- and you 're right , richie . we really did have something special . richie : you know , that 's what i 've been trying to tell you . babe : i know . i know , but i could n't hear you . i had -- i had people in my head , you know , just giving me their opinions . richie : junior . babe : and annie and ryan -- everybody . i -- i let everybody decide except for me what i thought about you . richie : they told you not to trust me , did n't they ? babe : so , i did n't . and they told me to hate you , so i did . at least , i tried . richie : and you 're saying you just could n't hate me . babe : but still , so much has happened , richie . it 's -- it 's hard . richie : well , that 's why i brought you here , to make it easier . babe : but how do i know i can trust you ? how -- how do i really know that this is real ? because you say it is ? richie : that 's not enough ? babe : i need you to show me . richie : huh . yeah ? what 'd you have in mind ? babe : well , i mean we 're -- we 're out here in the woods . we -- we have the world all to ourselves . richie : yeah ? babe : yeah . richie : you know , i 've made moves on you before , and you just kept pushing me away . babe : no , not me , richie , them -- them . they pushed you away . they made you keep your distance . richie : well , they 're not here right now . babe : i know . and for the first time , i can decide what i want . richie : what do you want ? babe : i want you . richie : you want me . yeah ? yeah ? babe : mm - hmm . [ richie chuckles ] richie : ooh ! you like this , huh ? you like to kiss ? hmm ? richie : think that 's funny ? you think that 's funny , pretending to love me ? well , i 'm not laughing , and neither are you . [ scene_break ] jake : ok . so , you want to save her from the big bad world , from the mean streets ? hmm ? frankie : yeah . what 's wrong with that ? jake : there 's nothing wrong with that if that 's what she wanted , but from what i 've witnessed , that 's not what she wants . frankie : randi does n't know what she wants . jake : ok , well , it 's not your job to tell her what she wants . frankie : so what ? just supposed to stop , turn around , give up , wait till she lands in the hospital ? jake : no , you wait for her to ask you for help . frankie : and what if she does n't ? jake : well , if she does n't , then you do what you do . you fix broken bones , but when it comes to fixing her , that 's her call , not yours . [ scene_break ] angie : you must have family out there somewhere . randi : nope . angie : not a single one ? randi : i mean , i 've got a sister , but we have n't spoken in years . angie : well , i 'm sure we could give her a call . randi : yeah , she 'd hang up right on your face . angie : what about friends ? randi : let it alone , ok ? angie : randi , there has to be somebody we can contact . randi : i can make someone up for you . angie : you know , you suffered a severe trauma . you should n't go through this alone . randi : i 'm a big girl . do n't look at me like that . angie : listen , if you decide that you need to talk -- randi : what ? you 're going to get all oprah on me ? just as long as i stay away from your precious little baby boy , right ? thanks , but i 'll pass . angie : i 'm here if you change your mind . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you two working together , who would have thought ? hmm . aidan : shut up , j.r . zach : what 's on the map ? what do you see ? aidan : there are a lot of roads out here . i 'm just making sure i do n't miss one . zach : what do you want to do , stay on the 77 ? aidan : for now , yeah . [ j.r. chuckles ] zach : what 's so funny ? j.r. : i was just thinking about what my dad said when he found out babe went missing . zach : that ought to be good . j.r. : he actually believes that babe ran off with that psycho because she wanted to . how messed up is that ? zach : it 's a possibility . j.r. : are you kidding me , slater ? zach : well , you guys had history . it 's public knowledge . j.r. : yeah . well , it 's also dead and buried -- the way you almost were by richie . and you honestly think babe would run off with that guy after she found out what happened to you -- to me ? aidan : j.r. , just relax , all right ? zach 's just going through all the options . j.r. : well , her teaming up with richie is not an option . aidan : and you 're absolutely sure that babe just did n't want to -- j.r. : she was kidnapped , ok ? end of story . you know , i do n't even know why i brought this up . there 's just no way -- there 's no way she would do that , ok ? zach : ok . j.r. : `` ok , `` what ? zach : ok . j.r. : hey , what are you doing ? zach : moving my phone . j.r. : what , are you in the mood for a chat ? zach : i 'm going to call kendall so she does n't worry when she gets home , and i 'm not there . [ scene_break ] kendall : you sure this is the right cabin ? greenlee : no , i mean , what else could it be ? we saw a car , so there 's obviously somebody in there . and what 's with the phone ? someone texting instructions on how to take down a psychopath ? kendall : no , i think that we should call zach . greenlee : we do n't even know if we 're in the right place . oh , my god . kendall : what ? greenlee : babe 's shoe . he 's got her in there , kendall . that freak has babe inside . what -- wait . kendall : what are you doing ? greenlee : we do n't have time . we 've got to get in there now . kendall : greenlee , greenlee -- all right . ok , listen . here , just -- take this . it 's pepper spray . greenlee : what are you going to use ? kendall : i 'm going to find a very big , heavy object . i 'll find something . stay . [ scene_break ] richie : do you really think i 'm that stupid ? do you really think i 'm that stupid ? babe : do you really think i 'm that crazy -- to run away with you and to kiss you after everything you 've done ? you 're delusional . [ richie chuckles ] richie : oh , babe , you have no idea . you 're going to love me one way -- [ belt snaps ] richie : or the other . [ phone rings ] [ ring ] richie : what the hell is that ? did somebody follow me ? yeah , i swear to god -- [ ringing stops ] [ scene_break ] randi : thank god it 's you . jake : were you expecting somebody else ? randi : no , but i 'm just glad it was n't dr. hubbard . jake : hmm . which dr. hubbard ? randi : mama hubbard . she 's so damn intense . jake : how you feeling ? randi : i 'm all right . jake : can i get you anything ? randi : no . but , um -- do you know if the other dr. hubbard 's around ? jake : i think he 's off for the night . why do you ask ? randi : just wondering . [ scene_break ] angie : you 're out of here ? frankie : yeah . i 'm exhausted . so , i 'll see you later . angie : uh , honey , wait . um , listen . as your superior , i 'm not sorry that i pulled you off the case . but as your mom -- frankie : mom , i get it . it sucks , but you know , you had to do what you had to do . angie : so , you 're not angry ? frankie : at you ? never . angie : ok . i 'm going to remind you of that one day . frankie : ah -- ok , ok , ok . seriously , you made the right call . angie : i 'll see you at home . frankie : all right . angie : i love you . frankie : love you , too . [ scene_break ] adam : the police will find her . they 'll find her . she will be back here in your arms before this night is through . and richie will be punished . i 'll see to that personally . krystal : thank you . thank you , adam . [ adam and krystal kiss ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : no answer ? zach : nope . aidan : well , what were you going to tell kendall if you did get hold of her ? not the truth . zach : which is what ? aidan : that as soon as you lay eyes on richie novak , that he 's a dead man . [ scene_break ] greenlee : do you think he heard us ? kendall : shh , shh , shh , shh . babe : somebody help me , please ! let me out . [ annie arrives ] greenlee : are you ready for this ? on `` three . `` kendall and greenlee : one , two -- | at cambias industries , zach plays with his revolver and then loads it with a clip . j.r. comes in , sees zach with the revolver and asks zach does he have one of those for him . kendall and greenlee try their best to think of where richie could have taken babe . greenlee looks at a pic of babe , and kendall makes the connection as to where he could have taken babe . angie and jake are in the hospital room , visiting randi . angie sends jake to see another patient so it will leave her alone with randi . randi tries to assure angie that she does n't have anything to worry about when it comes to her having a `` thing `` for frankie . krystal and adam argue over babe being with richie . adam tells krystal that babe was going to move back into the mansion so that she and j.r. could have another chance to get it right . adam asks krystal where is their second chance because adam is in love with krystal . zach feels guilty that he had n't killed richie when he had the chance . richie calls annie and orders her to bring him money and gives her the directions to the cabin . babe begs richie not to kill her . richie assures her that he will not kill her because he loves her and wants to be with her . jake notices something wrong with frankie and asks him about it . frankie opens up and tells jake that angie had taken him off of randi 's case . angie gives randi helpful advice on being a prostitute and what it could do to her body . j.r. calls babe 's phone and richie answers it . richie tries to make j.r. believe that he and babe had slept together and she had come with him voluntarily . kendall and greenlee head for the cabin where richie is holding babe . |
jake : i wish i could make it better for you somehow . amanda : you can . jake : really ? what ? name it . amanda : tell me who has my baby . amanda : please , jake , where is he ? where is my little boy ? jake : babe , i -- i -- i ca n't . amanda : come on , just tell me . i can take it , jake . i can handle it . please . jake : you know i -- i ca n't do that . [ scene_break ] ryan : you twisted everything he said to make it fit your case against kendall . d.a . north : yeah , it 's well known that you 'd like to see your ex - wife locked up anywhere , mr. lavery , but is n't it a little pitiful trying to hang stuart chandler 's murder on her ? ryan : that is not what i 'm doing . d.a . north : no , no , you 're not . you 're trying to get your lover off scot - free . well , i 'm afraid it 's not going to work . [ door opens ] d.a . north : and neither will your attempts to pump my wife for information . tad : well -- [ tad laughs ] tad : this is officially awkward . mr. north , i 'd say my work here is done . d.a . north : well , i 'm sorry , gentlemen . your two - pronged attack has failed miserably here . zach : it 's not over yet . d.a . north : i guess that should n't come as a surprise . i mean , this partnership was destined to disintegrate . right ? i mean , given you 're now married to the woman he was sleeping with -- or who knows , maybe you still are . [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] aidan : erica , what are you doing ? erica : ryan told me that you bugged adam 's house . has annie said anything incriminating yet ? aidan : no , not yet . but when she does , i 'll have it recorded . erica : all right . `` not yet `` -- i like the sound of that . do you have any idea when you think that might be ? aidan : i really -- i do n't . i mean , it could be weeks before annie slips up . erica : we do n't have weeks . kendall 's trial has been moved up to monday . that means we only have a few days to prove that annie is guilty of killing stuart . otherwise , my daughter can go to prison . aidan : well , we better get listening . kendall 's voice : you 're admitting it . erica : that 's kendall . kendall 's voice : you killed stuart . erica : what is she doing in adam 's house ? [ scene_break ] annie : of course , i 'm not serious . now stop insulting my intelligence . you 're not here for my help . you 're here for my confession . you think i killed stuart , do n't you ? kendall : yeah , and i 'm not the only one . annie : of course not . god , it all makes perfect sense now . everyone 's joining forces for their precious little kendall . it 's no wonder ryan and erica are always here . they 're just waiting for me to trip up , waiting for me to confess . it 's actually a genius plan , when you think about it . i mean , hell , i 've killed before , right ? and that was my own brother . so what 's a mere stranger like stuart , right ? kendall : yes , sounds like another confession to me . annie : best - case scenario , i go to jail . worst case scenario , i get thrown back in oak haven . but all that 's important is that the charges against you are dropped . kendall : see , everyone wins . annie : yeah , everybody except for me , and i 've got to tell you , kendall , i am getting really , really tired of losing . [ scene_break ] randi : shh , we ca n't . frankie : yeah , we can . randi : no . frankie : look , it 's easy . see ? look , ma , no hands . randi : shut up . it is not your hands that i 'm worried about . it 's your mom , who could walk in here in any minute . frankie : yeah , but she 's off duty . randi : hmm . all right , but i 'm warning you , someone could get an eyeful . natalia : someone ? try your sister . ugh . [ scene_break ] jake : you told me that you did n't want to know any details . amanda : i 'm allowed to change my mind . jake : but then you told me what i should do in case this should ever happen -- amanda : i told you not to tell me anything . jake : right , no matter what . that 's what you said . amanda : but that was before i saw him , jake , before i held him in my arms . jake : which you were n't supposed to do in the first place . amanda : but i did . and if i 'm going to move past this , then i need more than those moments in the hospital . i need more that just thinking about him , tiny and fragile , you know ? i need to imagine him strong and healthy and thriving . and i ca n't do that if i do n't know where he is , who he 's with . look , i 'm not asking for an exact location . i just want -- jake : you know , you 're looking for a picture . you want to see the picture . amanda : if i envision him -- i do n't know . maybe it will be easier to let go . jake : all right , all right , all right . amanda : really ? ok , ok . i do n't really know where to start . i guess , um , the parents . i mean , are they madly in love ? do they have other kids ? oh , what 's their house like ? well , i do n't even know if they own a house , but i -- jake : hold on . slowing it down now . if we 're going to do this , we 're going to do it right . close the eyes . close them . close them , mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] aidan : erica , where are you going ? erica : to get kendall . aidan : no , you ca n't . erica : aidan , you heard annie . she 's dangling over the edge , if she has n't already been pushed over . aidan : well , is n't that the goal , to get annie to a place where she 's angry , and she admits to everything she 's done ? erica : but not at the expense of my daughter . annie is dangerous . she 's unstable . and there 's no way that kendall can be allowed to be alone with her . i mean , the woman -- she 's a mad woman . aidan : erica -- erica , wait . [ door closes ] [ aidan sighs ] [ scene_break ] annie : i will not let you or anybody else keep me from emma . kendall : i know why you came here that night . you came here because you were going to kidnap emma . annie : so , so what ? what -- that means i was willing to shoot whoever got in my way ? kendall : well , you were desperate . annie : no , no , no , no , kendall . you were desperate . see , i had already been separated from emma for -- how many months at that point ? it hurt , and it was horrible . but i had gotten used to it because i had to . but you , on the other hand , you came here straight from the hospital , straight from watching your baby boy die , or so you thought . it does n't get much more desperate than that . kendall : of course , i wanted revenge . who would n't ? but i did n't kill adam . annie : oh , no , you 're right . adam is still alive . kendall : i did n't shoot anyone , ok ? annie : really , kendall ? then why does all of the evidence point to you ? kendall : oh , god -- adam : what in god 's name is all of this racket ? what are you doing in my house ? annie : what everybody in this town is doing -- trying to push me over the edge . they all think that i 'm still crazy , adam . kendall : `` think `` ? try `` know . `` adam : oh , that does it . i am having you removed . erica : oh , adam , thank god . annie : see , i told you . they are all out to get me . adam : erica kane , well , that changes everything . now i 'm calling the police . erica : good . i think you 'll be especially interested to hear how annie threatened my daughter . [ scene_break ] d.a . north : i wo n't pretend to understand this triangle . but one thing is quite clear . kendall jart slater is a force to be reckoned with . zach : shut up . d.a . north : i mean , look at you two . the power she has . you 're working together to save your woman when it could n't be more clear you ca n't stand each other . ryan : you done ? d.a . north : no , what is it about her ? what makes her so special you 'd sacrifice every last ounce of self - respect ? huh ? i suggest you figure it out , preferably before you take the stand . you 've been served . d.a . north : oh , tell your buddy tad he 'll be receiving one , too . zach : i told you to stay away from him . ryan : yeah , well , the thing is , i do n't take orders from you . [ scene_break ] jake : it 's a small , sleepy little town . it 's nestled into the countryside , which is a perfect place to raise a child . amanda : and the house ? jake : well , the house is a little small . i 'm warning you now , but it 's a two- bedroom , one - bath -- it 's the perfect - size house , actually , for this perfect little family . they were high school sweethearts that actually got married right out of college . amanda : what do they do ? jake : he 's a veterinarian , and she 's a teacher , and they work really , really hard . in fact , they 've got this really cute little dog , too , that i meant to mention . amanda : well , you ca n't grow up without one of those . jake : no , you ca n't . so they have been waiting and working and working and waiting for the perfect child to come along . and finally , now he has , and that is thanks to you . amanda : well , it sounds like he 's going to be really happy . jake : i do n't have a doubt in my mind that he will be . amanda : i just -- i need a tissue . i 'm going to be right back . thank you . tad : hi . jake : how long were you standing there ? what are you doing ? tad : what does it look like i 'm doing ? i 'm sticking my nose in your business . what do you think you 're doing ? that little miniseries you came up with -- was that to ease her conscience or yours ? [ scene_break ] natalia : you guys seriously have to get better at this . frankie : well , i thought we were pretty good , but if you say we need practice , well , now -- randi : well , then -- natalia : ew , ew , ew , stop ! randi : i 'm joking . anyway , we do n't want to scar your sister for life . frankie 's just a little restless . [ frankie growls ] [ natalia growls ] natalia : how much longer are you in here for ? frankie : hopefully not long . natalia : guess i should start looking for a place . frankie : yeah . randi : no , you do n't have to . natalia : trust me , the last thing i want to be is a third wheel , really . frankie : thank you . natalia : like i 'm doing this for you . i happen to like these eyes , ok , a lot . and i do n't need you two blinding them again . no , thank you . [ scene_break ] d.a . north : so , what 's the damage ? have n't lost the house yet , i hope ? madison : well , i do n't see how that 's any of your business considering i bought it . d.a . north : may i have a word ? i 'm in the middle of one of the biggest cases of my career , and what are you doing ? spilling secrets to the defendant 's husband ? madison : i have a game to get back to . d.a . north : if you keep running your mouth about me to zach slater , you can kiss the governor 's mansion goodbye . madison : zach does n't need me . he 's keeping tabs all on his own . d.a . north : yeah , well , he wo n't find anything . madison : hmm , not if your smart , which is debatable given your upcoming weekend getaway . d.a . north : i told you . i need to blow off some steam so i can focus . madison : blow all you want , henry . but for god 's sake , be quiet about it . it 's not just your reputation at stake here . d.a . north : yeah , do n't worry . i would never dream of embarrassing daddy . madison : we already did that one , remember ? when i married you . d.a . north : you make it very difficult to love you , madison . madison : oh , please . you 've never even tried . [ scene_break ] zach : you say you love kendall . you want to protect her . you 're just making it worse . ryan : is that what i 'm doing ? that 's all i 'm doing -- what about you ? are you fixing things for kendall ? doing a good job of that ? zach : all right , whatever . if we want to get to north , we 've got to find something solid , something quick . ryan : no , no , what we need to do is we need to do something quickly because time is running out . and annie is a much more viable suspect than kendall . zach : annie looking at a spot on the floor is not proof . ryan : no , you 're right . it 's not proof , but tad is . and he saw a woman running from the terrace that night after the gunshot . zach : he saw a woman or he saw annie ? ryan : he said it was annie , ok , and after north got through with him , he got him to admit that it could have been kendall . zach : really ? so now tad is one of his witnesses also ? that 's just great . nice job . ryan : well , i 'm not giving up . zach : well , please do give up . you , erica , everybody . i 'll get my wife off myself . [ scene_break ] annie : i was n't threatening anyone . erica : oh , please . i could hear you all the way outside . adam , annie is clearly unstable . adam : annie 's upset for the same reason i am . did you come back to finish the job you botched ? erica : the only murderer in this room is annie . kendall : listen , you can send me away to jail , you can put me on trial , the whole thing . it wo n't change the fact that i 'm innocent and someone else killed your brother , and you 're shacking up with her . adam : oh , that 's nonsense . get out of my house . kendall : no , no , why -- why is it so ridiculous ? i can list every single one of her crimes . it may take a while , but i have time . annie : you know what ? so i killed richie . my brother was evil . he tortured me my entire life . look at you . you killed your best friend . remember greenlee ? she 's the one that you ran off the road . kendall : yes , after you held her fiancé at gunpoint . annie : oh , right , so now greenlee 's death is my fault , too ? erica : come on , kendall . we need to go home . your boys -- they really need you now . kendall : yes , you 're right . adam : i 'm sorry kendall was so hateful . annie : it 's all right . it 's how everybody in this town treats me . everybody except for you . [ scene_break ] tad : who are you ? how can you look your wife in the eye like that and lie ? jake : do you think i 'm enjoying this ? it 's ripping my heart out . tad : all right . then do the right thing . step up -- tell her about liza and the baby . jake : i ca n't do that . tad : yes , you can . what -- because of david ? jake : yes , because of -- do i have to explain it to you ? you 're the last person in this town i should have to explain it to . tad : jake , i get it . he 's toxic , ok . i 've been there before . but do n't you see what you 're doing ? this -- this fantasy thing that you 're weaving , it 's get more and more complicated daily . look , ok , terrific . today , amanda wants the broad strokes . whatever . but what are you going to do tomorrow or the day after that when she wants details like a name and an address ? jake : you see what you 're doing ? you 're working yourself up . do n't worry about it . i got it under control , ok ? tad : you do n't know that . jake : yes , i do know this . i liked it when you were the funny joke guy . why do n't you go be that guy again ? i got this . tad : hey , hon . amanda : hey , what 's wrong ? tad : ah -- jake : nothing , nothing . tad was just talking about liza 's baby , and apparently , he 's got a big set of lungs . tad : oh , yeah . he 's got some pipes . breaking decibel levels every day . i 'll -- listen , i 'll see yous guys later , ok ? amanda : ok . jake : see yous guys . [ scene_break ] madison : here . that ought to take the sting out of it . that bad , huh ? well , if it 's any consolation , no one goes up against my husband and wins . believe me , better men have tried . if my father ca n't get him to change his ways , no one can . zach : no one except you . madison : what makes you think that ? zach : a husband will do anything for the woman he loves . madison : ah , you are forgetting that i am just the woman he tolerates . zach : so henry north is not capable of loving someone ? madison : oh , he 's more than capable . just not with me . [ scene_break ] ryan : what is it ? what 's wrong ? erica : everything . kendall went to the chandler mansion . ryan : you -- you did what ? erica : and she confronted annie . annie knows , ryan . annie knows that we 're trying to get a confession out of her . kendall : so what if annie knows , mom ? she killed stuart . you were right . ryan : why ? why , did she say something ? kendall : no , no , she was just -- she was skittish and defensive , i could just tell . ryan : we 're going to need a lot more than that . the one witness that could have turned things around changes his story . erica : witness ? kendall : what are you talking about ? ryan : tad . he remembers seeing a woman running away from the house the night of the murder . kendall : was it annie ? ryan : he thought it was annie , but we went to north , and after he got through with tad , the whole thing went to hell . he got tad to say that he does n't know who he saw , that it could have been annie -- erica : or kendall ? ryan : or kendall . now the two of us are called to testify . kendall : so that 's it , then . it 's hopeless . [ scene_break ] adam : kendall , ryan , erica . they 're just alike . anytime anything goes wrong , no matter how self - inflicted , they look around for someone else to blame . annie : yeah , why is that person always me ? adam : because unfortunately , you 're an easy target . annie : because i 'm riding the crazy train . adam : no , because ryan already broke you once , and they figured it would be easy to break you again , but they figured wrong . annie : you sound so sure . adam : no , kendall put any doubts to rest when she came screaming through that door . annie : yeah , but some of the things she said . adam : i do n't care what she said . i care about you . now i know you think that kendall is innocent . but kendall slater killed my brother , stuart , and i 'm not going to let you take the fall for it . huh ? what 's the matter ? annie : nothing . nothing . it 's just you say i 'm your angel , but it 's like you were sent from heaven . i do n't know what i would do without you , adam . adam : well , i 'm going to make some calls . beef up security until kendall 's put away . [ adam gasps ] [ noise ] aidan : what 's on your mind , annie ? annie : one scream and security will be all over you . aidan : i just want to talk . after everything i 've done for you , i think you owe me that at least . annie : fine , talk . aidan : i can see that you 're hiding something , annie . i can see it in your eyes . that 's why you keep pushing me away . that 's why you 're hiding out here at the chandler mansion . returning to the scene of the crime is very smart . annie : i knew it . you 're working with ryan and erica . aidan : i just want to get to the truth . according to the police , that is the exact spot where the killer was standing when stuart was shot . and that 's what you were thinking about , was n't it ? pulling the trigger and dropping the gun . then what happened , annie ? my guess is you ran back into the house to grab emma . but you bumped into adam chandler , all drugged up and confused . it was then that you realized that you shot the wrong man . and because you did n't want to be slapped with another murder charge , you used adam as an alibi . and you took him up to the attic to hide . and then , finally , when adam came to , you told him that you saved his life . and because he had no memory of what happened that night , he had no choice but to believe you . annie : wow . give the p.i . a gold star . you really have it all figured out , do n't you ? aidan : because i know you , annie , probably better than i know myself . annie : well , then you should n't be surprised when i do this . [ annie screams at the top of her lungs ] [ scene_break ] ryan : kendall , annie is lying through her teeth , ok ? we just need to get a confession out of her . kendall : how , ryan ? when ? we do n't have any time . erica : we will make time . ryan : just , you know , apply a little bit more pressure , and she will crack . i 'm telling you she will . erica : jack is working every legal angle , and we are going to do everything that we can . kendall : i know , i know , and i do appreciate it . you have no idea how much . but i think right now we need to just forget about annie . erica : and what ? just let them toss you in prison ? kendall : no , no , i think we need to focus on north . that guy is way too creepy not to have skeletons in his closet . erica : well , zach was working on his wife . how is that coming along ? kendall : well , zach 's always had a way with women . i 'm sure he 'll get what he wants . [ scene_break ] madison : henry had his heart broken long before he met me . i 'm certain it 's the reason that he is the way he is . zach : well , it must have been quite a woman to pull a number like that . madison : hmm . [ phone rings ] madison : you going to answer that ? zach : no . i 'm busy . madison : it could be important information on my husband . one of your minions must have caught him booking his ticket . zach : his ticket ? madison : hmm . just a weekend trip to d.c . apparently , henry needs to blow off some steam . appropriate euphemism , do n't you think ? zach : is that what he does on the weekends , hookers ? madison : you 're not going to find anything on him . my husband is a master at covering his tracks . zach : and you 're fine with it ? madison : fine . the bambis and the trixies , i can handle . it 's the thought of this other woman . zach : the great love . madison : how do you compete with a memory ? zach : can you get a car to take mrs. north home , please ? madison : thank you . think i might ask one more favor of you . if you find out who he 's with -- zach : i thought you did n't care about the hookers . madison : i do n't . this trip just feels different , for some reason . my husband is excited about more than just winning his case on monday . look , if he meets up with the same woman more than once , will you let me know ? [ scene_break ] randi : so , where do you think you 'll end up ? natalia : you know what ? i 'm not sure . randi : well , you know you 've always got a place here . and i 'm sure angie and jesse would love to have you . natalia : hmm . i think i 'll pass on that one . you know , walking in on you guys is bad enough . but your own father ? randi : shut up . you have not . natalia : almost , one time . and believe me , that was close enough of a call . natalia : what ? randi : nothing . i just hope that , you know , frankie and i are going to be that in love 20-something - odd years later . natalia : why would n't you be ? randi : i do n't know . it just seems -- it seems too good to be true , you know ? i 'm married , i have this incredible husband , this amazing family . it just does n't seem real . natalia : stop it . you deserve happiness as much as anybody does . randi : yeah , a lot of people deserve happiness , natalia . does n't mean they get it . [ scene_break ] jake : well , i bagged up the salads , because you clearly were n't enjoying , and i thought maybe we would take this in a whole other direction . so i thought maybe we could start with some calamari . muy crunchiente , which is spanish for extra crispy , which is from the latin crunchamundo , which they later named a candy bar -- forget it . what we 'll do is , we can start with dessert , which is a way to go backwards , and we could have a hot chocolate sundae . amanda : what i would really like is to hear more about the baby , even if it 's just fantasy . jake : hmm . you know , i have a couple of fantasies of my own , and each and every single one of them seemed to involve whipped cream for some reason . i do n't know why that is . amanda : really ? jake : oh , yeah , mm - hmm . see , the whipped cream is on your cheek , and i go to wipe it off with my fingers like that , and somehow or another it works itself down to the -- waitress : ahem . do you want to order ? amanda : a hot - chocolate sundae . to go . jake : yeah . [ scene_break ] ryan : kendall is right about one thing -- we need a new game plan , a way to really turn up the heat on annie . erica : thanks to kendall 's impromptu visit , annie 's going to see through whatever we attempt . ryan : ok , so then what would n't seem obvious ? erica : there 's always emma . ryan : no . erica : it worked the last time . nothing pushes annie 's buttons like the thought of losing her daughter . ryan : i 'm just not comfortable using emma like that . i 'm not . erica : all right , i know . i understand . well , then , we 'll just have to find something else . but there is nothing else , is there ? we ca n't get kendall out of this , can we ? [ scene_break ] kendall : any news ? zach : i may have a lead with madison . kendall : good . good , because i think i totally blew it with annie . zach : what does that mean ? kendall : i went to the chandler mansion to try to get a confession out of her . zach : what happened to staying out of it ? kendall : i 'm sorry , zach , i 'm tired of relying on everyone else . zach : so you took matters into your own hands . how did that work for you ? kendall : not very good . so , what 's going on with the whole madison thing ? [ phone rings ] zach : i got to go . kendall : wait , now ? where are you going ? zach : hey , do me a favor . just sit tight . do n't fly off the handle . you and ryan -- do n't do things half - cocked anymore . we 're running out of time . kendall : you wo n't even tell me where you 're going ? zach ? be careful . [ scene_break ] aidan : it does n't have to be this way , annie . confess , and i 'll do everything in my power to help you . annie : you wo n't have much power from inside of a cell , aidan . aidan : annie -- annie : go . i mean it . now . annie : oh , my god ! adam : what 's happened ? i heard screaming . annie : aidan was here , it was awful ! adam : what happened ? did he hurt you ? annie ! are you all right ? annie : i am now . [ annie cozies up to adam ] [ scene_break ] natalia : girl , i barely made a dent in my closet , and i 'm already out of boxes . maybe i should just give this stuff away . i mean , i 'm going to be wearing a police uniform until the end of time anyway . [ randi chuckles ] randi : you are definitely packing more than polyester . i do n't care how many boxes it takes , ok ? natalia : you know , i think i 'll wear just about anything to show my father a little support . randi : how is jesse ? natalia : well , you know the d.a . , henry north ? he has been making dad 's life a living hell . talking him down every chance he gets . dad acts like it 's no big deal , but i can totally tell it 's getting to him . anyway , i need to run to the packaging store . you want me to pick you up something while i 'm out ? randi : um , no . but your brother does . frankie called begging for something edible to be brought over to that hospital . natalia : ok , cool . what 's he want ? randi : he said he did n't care , but he has not stopped talking about b.j . 's chili fries since he got here . natalia : ooh . randi : yeah , i know . i know . and extra onions . natalia : right . i 'll consider it a public service . you know , if chili cheese fries with onions do n't keep you two off each other , i do n't know what will . y'all are nasty , for real . randi : shut up . you 're the best , thank you . natalia : you 're nasty . [ knock on door ] randi : it 's open . d.a . north : moving out ? i guess your marriage must not be as blissful as you claimed . randi : what are you doing here ? d.a . north : just came by for a friendly visit . randi : my marriage is perfectly fine , by the way . these are my sister - in - law 's boxes . d.a . north : ah , i see . well , why do n't you take her lead , get packing yourself ? randi : i told you , henry , i 'm not going anywhere with you . d.a . north : we had a lot of good times , randi . is it so wrong to want them back ? randi : considering we 're both married ? how would your wife feel about us having a weekend away ? d.a . north : i was n't planning on telling her . randi : yeah . well , how about i do , huh ? give her a little back story about how you and i met ? or maybe i should just go straight to the press . d.a . north : well , we 've had presidents admit to worse . it has n't hurt their careers . randi : but it could hurt your chances convicting kendall slater , huh ? which would n't be a bad thing . d.a . north : let me guess , another friend of the defendant . randi : she 's also my boss , a woman who gave me a real chance when no one else would . now , if a jury found out that you dropped charges against a hooker in exchange for sex , kendall could come off looking real sympathetic . d.a . north : it 's never a good idea to threaten the d.a . it might not work out so well for your father - in - law . randi : leave jesse out of this . d.a . north : so protective of your new family . randi : because they 've been nothing but good to me , henry . do n't you hurt them . d.a . north : i could always be persuaded to reconsider . let your boss and the chief off the hook . all you have to do is come to d.c. with me . [ scene_break ] amanda : the look on that waitress ' face was priceless . jake : yeah . i think this right here -- i think this is what 's priceless . amanda : what can i say ? you make me smile . jake : well , that 's my job . it 's a horrible job , but , you know , someone 's got to do it . [ amanda giggles ] [ scene_break ] natalia : somebody order some chili cheese fries ? frankie : uh - uh . natalia : mm - hmm . frankie : oh , my gosh . i have been dreaming about these bad boys since iraq . you remembered the onions . natalia : no , not me . that was your woman . i guess she does n't mind if her man breathes fire . frankie : well , i guess that means she loves me , does n't it ? natalia : like there was ever a doubt in your mind . now hand me one of those fries . frankie : hey , wait a minute . natalia : a delivery fee . just do it . frankie : here , take that . natalia : thank you . [ frankie and natalia chuckle ] [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] [ randi sighs ] randi : did you forget something , or you just want to -- [ scene_break ] tad : kendall . i got your message . kendall : how can you do that , tad ? as if there is n't enough evidence against me already . tad : i 'm just trying to help . kendall : help ? by saying that you saw me running out of the chandler mansion seconds after stuart was shot ? tad : that was n't my intention . it was just -- look , it was the d.a . this guy north , he 's got it in for you . he completely got me turned around . now he wants to put me on the stand . kendall : where you will swear under oath that you did n't see me that night , right ? tad : but i did see you . in the foyer . kendall . and then again , outside on the terrace . at least -- at least , i think i did . kendall : tad , please , you ca n't tell anyone that . jesse : ca n't tell anyone what ? [ scene_break ] erica : thank you . ryan , i have spent months fighting with kendall , trying to stay out of her life . but the thought that she would n't be in mine -- my god . i could lose another child . ryan : i will not let that happen . do you trust me ? erica : with my daughter 's life . [ scene_break ] adam : good , i 've alerted security . they are patrolling the grounds even as we speak . aidan wo n't be bothering you anymore . annie : i 'm just freaked out . i feel like every time i turn around , someone 's here , taunting me or accusing me . and i 've been having nightmares . adam : well , not tonight , you wo n't . you 're sleeping with me tonight . | amanda asks jake who her son 's adoptive parents are . he hesitates at first but after seeing how important it is to her , he makes up a story about a couple of high school sweethearts who wanted a baby . amanda excuses herself to get a tissue and tad , who overheard jake 's tale , confronts him . he urges jake to tell amanda the truth when she comes back but he does n't . he does , however , manages to cheer her up . |
dixie : tad ! [ scene_break ] tad : hey . do me a favor . just do n't go in the kitchen for a while , ok ? all right ? cara : what happened to you ? tad : i 'm cooking . cara : oh . so something exploded in there or what ? tad : maybe the mesa . masa ? mesa ? the corny stuff ? but on second thought , i think it 's the chorizo . cara : oh , ok . all right . let me help you -- tad : no , no , no ! do n't go in there . no , i got it . it 's my treat , so i 'm cooking . understood ? cara : it 's breakfast , huh ? yeah . ok . yeah . sure . you 're gon na clean up ? tad : si . it is what the breakfast cervezas are for . cara : i like that . ok . [ knock on door ] cara : hi . kendall : hi . i 'm sorry . i hope this is n't a bad time . cara : no , it 's a good time , actually . kendall : what is that smell ? cara : it 's breakfast , i think . kendall : oh . oh . sorry . i -- i probably should 've called first , but i was in the neighborhood , so i figured why not , i 'd stop by -- to set up a play date for the kids . cara : and to see if i 've heard from griff ? [ scene_break ] ryan : where 's my bride ? greenlee : right here ! ryan : wow ! oh , ok . what 's -- what 's with all this ? greenlee : you surprised me with our wedding , i wanted to surprise you with this . ryan : i am definitely surprised . ow . can i get in there ? [ scene_break ] jane : good morning . david : good morning . jane : i -- i should go , right ? david : there 's no reason to . jane : i , uh -- uh -- last night was -- david : yes , it was . jane : i was terrible , was n't i ? i mean , it was my first time . what if i -- what if it was n't -- david : shh . you were wonderful . jane : you really mean that ? [ scene_break ] erica 's voice : you want me to help you steal my life ? jane 's voice : i do n't look at it as stealing . it really would be a gift you would give me . erica 's voice : let me go , and i 'll give you all the help you want . jane 's voice : that 's not an option . erica : let me out of here now ! my daughters need me ! jane : they have me . erica : ohh ! ohh ! god ! ohh ! i wo n't take it anymore ! no more ! no more ! [ scene_break ] randi : i did n't even recognize you at first . madison : good . randi : when you said you were working on an idea , i had no clue it was gon na be this -- madison : when i started looking for a new direction for fusion , i did n't have one . so i built it from the face down -- maybe from the inside out . so many years of wanting , needing someone 's approval -- my father 's , my husband 's , men , strangers on the street -- desperate for it , till finally i realized the only approval i need is my own . fusion does pretty , sexy , get the man , keep the man . we 've been so limited in our product , in our vision . something 's been missing , but i found it . [ scene_break ] ryan : so what 's with the helmet and the armor and the -- greenlee : i -- i could n't sleep at all last night . every time i closed my eyes , i kept thinking about how happy i am . because i finally really , truly believe that you and i are finally really , truly together . so i wanted to do something special to honor what we have . so i got up , made a few phone calls . everything was delivered at the crack of dawn . ryan : which is awesome . i love it , but if there 's gon na be some jousting later , i think i 'm a little bit underdressed . greenlee : no jousting , a picture ! we did n't take any official wedding photos yesterday . ryan : right . that 's true . i guess the tux and the gown would 've been a little bit too boring for us , right ? greenlee : no , i wanted our picture to say something about us , about our marriage . and this represents who we are , because you are and always will be everybody 's hero . ryan : ah . well , not always . greenlee : pretty much always . and it 's not exactly a secret that i 've had a hard time with that running - to - the - rescue thing that you do -- always out saving someone when i want all your attention on me . but it 's who you are , and i love you for it . so no more resenting when you fly out the door to help the next chump in need . ryan : waa . but you are no chump . you are , i 'm thinking , warrior goddess here who , by the way , does always fight for what she wants . greenlee : it has blown up in my face a few times . and i 've hurt a lot of people , especially fighting for you . ryan : you know you do n't have to do that anymore . greenlee : i know . but i 'm always gon na fight for what i want -- my family , for my friends , for fusion . ryan : which is part of the reason i love you , but i do have a question . can we keep this stuff , because i 'm having some really good ideas of how we -- greenlee : no ! official wedding photo first . come on ! ryan : ok , let me go put on a shirt -- greenlee : no , no , no ! no shirt . you 're perfect just like that . come on . come on . ryan : really ? greenlee : yeah . ok . you ready ? all right . ready ? come here . ryan : waa . [ music plays ] ryan : wow , it 's just going . what did you set it on ? it stopped . wait . one more . [ scene_break ] kendall : actually , i really am here about a play date . but now that you mention it , i assume griff has landed safely in chile ? cara : i guess . kendall : oh . so you have n't heard from him yet ? cara : uh - uh . kendall : but he should be there by now , right ? cara : yeah . he 's just not one to flick on his cell phone when he lands -- that 's me . kendall : so you do n't think he 's gon na worry about you worrying ? cara : um , he 's been traveling like this for a while , so when he lands , he just , like , really focuses on his work . kendall : so you 're not worried at all ? not even a little bit ? cara : oh , i 'm worried . trust me , i worry about him all the time . but this is the life that he 's chosen , so -- kendall : i 'm glad . if that works for you and griff , then that 's great . that 's great . i 'm sure he 's fine . i 'm sure he 's just fine . yeah . cara : kendall ? why did n't you just stop him from going ? [ scene_break ] jane : i really was n't terrible ? david : no . you were perfect , and i 'm honored to be your first . but i am a little surprised that in all this time you 've been with your fiancé jackson and you have n't -- the poor man must be suffering . jane : no , i just explained to him that after the trauma of the kidnapping , i just -- i had to get to know him all over again . david : that was very clever . jane : what else could i do , really ? i could n't go to bed with him . i 'm a virgin . he would 've known immediately that i was n't erica . david : yeah . it 's been quite sometime since anyone 's mistaken erica for a virgin . jane : you 're terrible . david : it 's all part of my charm . jane : oh , my god . david : what ? jane : you 're gon na use this against me , are n't you ? you 're gon na blackmail me all over again . david : i have no intention of -- jane : you swear to me . you ca n't tell jack . you ca n't tell anyone . david : i wo n't . jane : i -- i just do n't know how i could 've been so stupid . oh , my god , how could i do this ? how could i have sex with david hayward ? i know your reputation . i know what you 're capable of . david : you just said that i was amazing , right ? jane : do n't try to sweet - talk your way out of this , no . i have to go . david : no , do n't . i do n't want you to leave . jane : why ? do you have a hidden camera somewhere ? did you get this on tape ? david : jane , listen to me . there 's no camera . there 's no agenda . just a man as surprised as you are to end up like this . and , honestly , the surprise is n't just the physical connection . it 's more the fact that -- that there 's more of a connection between us . there 's something special . i hope you feel that , too . jane : i should go . david : no . i do n't want you to leave . stay with me . jane : i do n't know . i -- david : i do n't want you to leave my bed . i do n't want this to end . who knows ? maybe this is the beginning of something very special . [ scene_break ] kendall : why did n't i stop griff from leaving ? i think maybe i should ask his sister that question . cara : i tried . that 's why i asked you to talk to him . kendall : ok . so him being gone is my fault ? cara : no . no . i know that you care about him and -- kendall : yeah , i do care about him , but he 's my friend . i was his patient . cara : oh , my god . you guys are like twins . you do n't even understand . both of you just dance around each other . you pretend like you 're just friends , but it 's so obvious it 's so much more than that . kendall : when did you become an expert on relationships ? look at your marriage to tad -- you married him so that you could stay in the country . tad , who 's one of the most amazing men i have ever met -- he is giving up three years of his life to protect you . cara : i know . i know how amazing tad is . you do n't need to remind me , ok , but you also know that the only reason i 'm in this arrangement is because i would be dead right now if i were n't . please do n't take your frustrations out on me , because you ca n't admit that you actually have feelings for my brother . kendall : i 'm not frustrated , all right ? i 'm fine . i already told you that my feelings for griff -- cara : i get it . you 're friends . kendall : all right . you know what ? i 'm -- i want to go . tad : caracita ? who was at the door ? cara : kendall . tad : kendall ? what did she want ? cara : griffin . [ scene_break ] ryan : my ear 's caught . greenlee : here . oh ! help -- ryan : ohh . you are not kidding . greenlee : all right . so who are you gon na rescue today ? ryan : probably erica 's at the top of my list . i do n't like to brag , but -- greenlee : yeah . much as i 'm not a fan , if david is screwing with her head , i think we need to help her . ryan : i think i 'm gon na handle this one alone . greenlee : what ? but we work great together . ryan : i know , but nobody pushes erica 's buttons like you do . and if i 'm gon na get the information i need to bring down hayward , i do n't want you there doing that : pushing buttons . greenlee : all right . then i 'll work on david . ryan : no . negative . greenlee : i can handle him . ryan : i do n't care , really , because i do n't want david to hurt you ever again . ok ? greenlee : hero . ryan : [ taps shield ] warrior goddess . greenlee : all right . just be careful . ryan : you be careful . plus , you got work to do . greenlee : yeah , i know . fusion definitely needs both hands on the wheel right now . ryan : how is madison ? greenlee : she 's a surprise , actually . ryan : yeah ? greenlee : yeah . she 's really diving into work . she 's being creative . and i do n't know if we 're ever gon na be friends , but she 's got some potential . ryan : oh . that 's good . glad to hear that . greenlee : yeah . i have to get to work . ryan : ok . you do that . me , too . and , hey . greenlee : what ? ryan : you get out there and fight the good fight , and when you get home , i got some ideas about how we can use this armor . ok ? i 'm gon na sketch it out for you . greenlee : you 're very weird , ryan lavery . ryan : i know . jack ? i was hoping to talk to erica . it 's ryan . she spent the night working with hayward at the hospital ? [ scene_break ] david : you can not deny our connection . jane : i should n't have done this . david : done what ? given in to what you wanted ? shared your passion ? you are a passionate woman , jane . there 's nothing wrong with that , or this . honestly , if i could go back , there would be no blackmail . i would start over right here , right now , in this bed . jane : i ca n't do this . i 'm engaged to jack . david : no , erica is engaged to jack . jane : but he 's been so good to her -- to me . david : `` good `` ? `` good `` can be very boring , do n't you think ? come on , jane , you obviously do n't have the feelings for jack that erica does . jane : you ca n't tell me how i feel . david : i can see that . if you were in love with jackson as erica is , you 'd be in his bed right now , not mine . jane : no , i could n't do that . i told you : i was a virgin . david : you 're experienced now . jane : one night . david : if you want to be with jack , that 's your choice . jane : no . that 's impossible , anyway . i mean , i know the public erica , erica with her fans . but erica behind closed doors , erica in bed ? huh . she must be amazing , and jack would know in a heartbeat . there 's no way i could even come close . you were involved with erica . david : yes , i was . jane : then you see . erica , me -- no comparison . david : no , you 're wrong . look , erica was a wonderful lover , but she is nothing like you . jane : you do n't mean that . david : yes , i do . i mean that with all my heart . [ phone rings ] david : do n't answer it . jane : no , i have to . i have n't taken a call since i told jack i was working overnight . no , if i do n't answer it , then he 'll -- hello ? ben : you have to get back here right away . jane : i 'm in the middle of something . ben : it 's erica . she 's lost it . [ scene_break ] tad : okey - dokey . cara : okey - dokey . tad : have a seat . cara : thank you . tad : [ german accent ] now , i suppose you 're wondering why i have brought you here . because this is the perfect place to begin your treatment . cara : `` my treatment `` ? tad : ja . your treatment . cara : what , you 're a doctor now ? tad : ja . ja . cara : ok . tad : allow me to introduce myself . i 'm hans von fiegelhausen from zurich , specializing in the missing pain . cara : `` the missing pain `` ? tad : ja . ja . the missing pain . you see , when we miss the people that we love , we hurt here , here , and here -- even the feet . cara : the feet , too , huh ? tad : the feet usually carry us to the people we love . when they can not do this , the feet -- they feel the pain . cara : you really are an expert . tad : ja . so where is your pain , kitten ? cara : everywhere . so what 's the cure for that , hmm ? tad : of course , i 'm winging it here , you know . this is a case of smartness . i can think of something , but it would take a demonstration . you would like the demonstration ? ok . ja . you see , you stand about here . and , of course , i being the physician , would stand about here . and you would -- cara : you 're missing the stethoscope , but -- i 'm sorry . tad : but it would go something -- something like this . cara : ohh . tad : [ normal voice ] i 'm so sorry . cara : i -- it 's just he 's gone . it just does n't ever get easy . that 's all . thank you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : we 're supposed to get the preliminary mother - and - baby line sales figures today . kendall : um , what 's going on ? randi : madison 's come up with something wild . greenlee : rearranging the furniture is not the fastest way to a promotion . randi : uh , i did that . she 's come up with the most incredible idea , and i 've told her that she needed to put on a full - on pitch . kendall : ok . let 's see it . [ music plays ] madison : the world is unstable , unpredictable . plans blow up . life falls apart . pretty 's nice , but it 's no defense . you want to survive ? you take charge . you do n't wait , you make it happen . you need the face , the look , the attitude so that when you move down the street , the masses clear out and give you your space . when you walk into work , you 're in charge . and when you get into bed , he wants to please you . when you 've been lied to , put down , left by the side of the road , you do n't take it anymore . we stand strong , we fight back , and we do n't stop until we win . total domination : every woman wants that strength , that power . we all have it in us . we just need help accessing it . the key is here . the key is us . we do n't just give women the look , we give them the attitude . we give theme everything they need to help them be what they need to be : fierce . [ scene_break ] david : it seems like every time i turn around -- ryan : where 's erica ? david : i have no idea . i have n't seen her since yesterday . ryan : is that right ? david : yeah , that 's right . and why are you looking for erica , ryan , hmm ? more to do with my evil plans ? want to interrogate her some more ? ryan : no , hayward , i 'm looking for something called the truth . david : no , you 're not . you and greenlee both got the truth when you both ganged up on her yesterday , right ? she 's very , very happy being a partner , and the feeling 's mutual . in fact , the more time i spend with erica , the more i 'm convinced that we can accomplish anything . [ scene_break ] jane : how is she ? what happened ? ben : erica woke up and just started trashing the place . i tried to stop her . jane : damn it . any particular reason for this ? erica : i did what i needed to do to get you here . jane : i 'm here . what is it ? what do you want ? erica : david hayward is my partner in pine valley hospital ? jane : brilliant , was n't it ? erica : it is n't bad enough that you have taken my life ? now you want to destroy it ? getting into bed with david hayward -- that is the fastest way to do that . jane : how did you find out ? [ scene_break ] tad : i 'm sorry . cara : what ? tad : i mean i 'm not sorry . i 'm not sorry . i did n't -- i was n't trying to take advantage of you . cara : oh , no . no , i was -- you were n't alone in that . i was right there with you . tad : yeah ? was it -- cara : yeah . was it ok ? ha ! tad : was it ok ? cara : yes ! tad : it was great . it was fantastic . cara : the kiss was good ? tad : the kiss was ok . cara : so does the doctor have any more suggestions or what ? tad : [ german accent ] no , i do n't think so . you see , fraulein , i 've kissed a beautiful woman , so the doctor 's head , unfortunately , has come clean off . cara : aw ! i need to put the -- ok . how about we go for a walk ? yeah ? tad : a walk sounds fantastic . fantastisch . ja . cara : but this time , like this . tad : no , like zis . cara : no , like zees . tad : no , not `` zees . `` zis . cara : zis . tad : like zis . [ scene_break ] kendall : well , well . that was -- that was amazing . greenlee : that was a great pitch . kendall : yeah , and your look is very edgy , very provocative . greenlee : yeah , we can definitely do something with your idea . madison : the idea is complete . greenlee : you came up with an amazing concept , and it 's a great idea . now we just need to shape it . we need to refine it , soften the edges . madison : no . that 's the whole point -- it 's not soft . it 's not about compromise or making friends . it 's about standing out . greenlee : i 'm just saying for the average consumer , it 's a little -- randi : fierce . greenlee : intense . kendall : um , yeah . i 'm actually with greenlee on this . we do n't want to shove the idea or the product down the customers ' throats . greenlee : yeah , we certainly do n't want to scare them . madison : what do you think ? randi : i think the idea rocks . but there 's nothing wrong with a little tweaking , right ? madison : i 'm not trying to scare anyone . i 'm just trying to do something new here , something that 's gon na put fusion back on the map . i stayed up all night working on this . i 'm going home . greenlee : no , madison -- that went well . [ scene_break ] erica : you made sure i saw your big media announcement about my partnership with david . that 's how i found out you got into bed with him . jane : it 's a done deal , so this conversation is over . erica : this is not a conversation . this is my life . and i want to know everything before you completely annihilate it ! jane : my personal life is none of your business . erica : are you kidding me right now ? jane : i need to get back . no more tantrums . erica : how is jack ? jane : jack is fine . erica : what do you mean , he 's fine ? jane : jack is jack . erica : you did n't -- tell me you did n't sleep with jack . [ scene_break ] ryan : hayward ? jane : ryan , i did n't know that you still care so much . [ scene_break ] greenlee : `` fierce . `` it is a great concept . huge potential , do n't you think ? kendall : uh - huh . greenlee : we just need to finesse it . not soften it , just make it a little more accessible . kendall : uh , yeah . greenlee : either you hate my idea or you want to take it in a different direction . kendall : griff 's gone . greenlee : chile , right ? the new miranda centers ? kendall : not a word , not a call , not a text -- nothing . would it kill him to contact me when he lands ? not even me -- he has n't even called his own sister . greenlee : that 's terrible . kendall : it 's incredibly insensitive . and even though cara says she 's ok , which i ca n't believe that she is , do n't you think she 'd be a little worried ? greenlee : maybe you 're worried enough for both of you . kendall : i 'm not worried about him . greenlee : it just sounded like you 're worried . kendall : i 'm not . the last person i need to worry about is dr. griffin castillo . he can take great care of himself . i 'm concerned about his sister . greenlee : of course , you are . kendall : ok , fine . i miss him . i 'm worried about him . i miss him . are you happy ? greenlee : i was n't trying to force a confession . kendall : how could i not miss him ? how could i not ? griffin saved my life twice , and then he helped me with the whole ricky thing . he 's -- he 's so good with my boys , even though he can be a little annoying sometimes . have you noticed that ? greenlee : once or twice . kendall : that 's one thing i 'm not gon na miss . i 'm not gon na miss his whole superior doctor attitude , especially when he 's busted , and he is so easy to bust . greenlee : maybe you could text him . kendall : why would i do that ? it 's not like i do n't have a million things to do . i 'm incredibly busy here . i 've got work . i 've got the boys . i have important things to focus on . this is actually good . it 's good that i 'll have time to focus on what 's really important . ok ? so can we just not talk about griffin , please ? please . greenlee : fine . we wo n't talk about him ever again . let 's go . kendall : no . we have to do work . greenlee : it can wait . it 's obvious the person who now shall not be named is putting you in a bad place , and i 'm gon na get you out of it . [ scene_break ] maid : you 're not dr. hayward . ryan : thank god . maid : what are you doing here ? ryan : was hayward alone last night ? maid : i saw him with erica kane last night . i saw her leave this morning . [ scene_break ] ben : ignore her . she 's just trying to get to you . jane : take a break . ben : you 're upset . jane : a half - hour . go . ben : i 'm not leaving you alone with her . jane : just take a break . erica : answer me , jane . you may look like me , and you may sound like me , but you can never be me , the woman i am . you 're a pathetic wannabe . and if you think sleeping with jackson wo n't have any consequences , then you are really stupid . jane : i am not stupid . [ scene_break ] cara : i can not believe that you borrowed that little kid 's skateboard and you did an ollie . tad : half an ollie . cara : no , it was -- another hidden talent . tad : just a fringe benefit of raising two small boys . i just want to keep it interesting , impress my girl . cara : so i 'm your girl now ? is that what you 're saying ? tad : yeah . is that ok with you ? cara : hmm . more than ok . [ scene_break ] david : you are definitely not from around here . madison : what do you want ? david : madison ? madison : again , what do you want ? david : food . and you ? madison : just taking a break from work . david : you went to work dressed like this ? madison : why the hell would n't i ? david : that 's not a criticism . you look spectacular , like a woman ready to take on the world . [ scene_break ] greenlee : kendall 's joining us . kendall : i hope you do n't mind . greenlee : just sit . it 's a party . ryan : not exactly . greenlee : what 's wrong ? kendall : what 's going on ? ryan : erica spent the night in hayward 's hotel room . [ scene_break ] erica : so you did n't sleep with jack ? jane : no . i swear i 'm telling the truth . erica : jack must be furious that you would partner with david . jane : he is . but there 's so much more to david . he can be so sweet , giving . erica : david hayward ruins lives for fun . jane : maybe you do n't know him as well as you think . erica : he 's gotten to you . jane : i understand him . erica : when i mentioned before that you had gotten into bed with david , you thought i meant it . you really did sleep with david . oh , my god ! then you cheated on jack ! jane : i 'm not committed to jack . erica : i am ! do you have any idea what you 've done ? you 're ruining my life , you fool , you stupid , selfish , crazy bitch ! | dixie begins to wake up shouting tad 's name then opening her eyes . tad makes a mess in the kitchen cooking up a breakfast treat for cara . kendall appears at the martins ' door to set up a play date for the kids , but cara realizes she wants to know about griff . after assuring her he 's fine , cara asks why kendall did n't stop him from going . cara does n't believe her when kendall insists she and griffin are just friends . tad takes cara to the park and tries to ease the pain of missing her brother . a hug then turns to a kiss and finally a walk holding hands . back at home , they continue getting close on the sofa . |
[ previously_on ] mary : how did you get this ? erica : do n't worry about how i got it , mary . you need to worry about what i 'm going to do with it . greenlee : just exactly what is your history with mrs. lacey ? carlos : there 's nothing to tell . nothing interesting . anna : i do n't want to blame you for leora 's death , and you should n't blame tad or joe or anyone . tad : agh ! [ scene_break ] greenlee : hello ? someone going to tell me what 's going on here ? erica : mary ? greenlee is your daughter . do you think she 'd be interested in our conversation , or do you think it would be better to keep it between ourselves ? greenlee : greenlee can speak for herself , and she 's most definitely interested . mary : yes , you 're absolutely right . this does affect you . and i 'm sorry that i did n't tell you sooner . [ scene_break ] jack : so what do you think ? you think this will knock ms. kane 's sock off ? huh ? what do you think ? reggie : yeah , you got the bling - bling little phat rocks going on , you know . you straight . jack : okey - dokey . sure took your sweet time getting them back here to me , though . reggie : what , you thought i was going to go pawn them off on the street or something ? jack : no , no , no , i 'm nothing but grateful , believe me . reggie : ok . well , look , i got to jet , so -- jack : whoa , whoa , what 's your big hurry ? you just got here . reggie : well , i know , but i got to go set up the crib -- you know , make sure , you know , everything is all right for the , you know -- jack : well , that 's very considerate of you . thank you . are you ok ? looks like maybe there 's something else on your mind . reggie : oh , no . i 'm good . no , i 'm all right . thank you . jack : yeah , just hang on a second . you know , if i did n't know better , it looked like you were about to say goodbye to me . that 's not what 's going on here , is it ? [ scene_break ] mia : is this even ? no , this is not even . jamie : hey . mia : hi . hey , jamie . jamie : may i help you ? mia : yeah . thank you . jamie : ok . you look like you could use some -- some help there . mia : yeah , yeah . well , i certainly could use a break . i 'm melting . i 'm dying here . jamie : yeah , it sure is hot . mia : yeah . well , look at you . you must take after your uncle jake . he was a mr . fix - it , too . jamie : yeah ? mia : yeah . jamie : well , it 's -- it 's too bad he could n't fix what happened with you . mia : yeah . jamie : so , is there anything else you 'd like me to do ? mia : jamie ? jamie : yeah ? mia : is it just the heat , or are you hitting on me ? jamie : what do you think ? mia : well , i do n't know . i 'm not sure . i mean , is that smile a yes or a no ? simone : it 's a big back - the - hell - off no . [ scene_break ] tad : ah -- tad : what the hell is this ? david : looks like you got yourself in quite a bind there , tad . [ scene_break ] reggie : i just wanted to let you know that you did a lot for me , and i 'm -- i 'm grateful . thank you . jack : well , you 've done a lot for me , too . but now you seem anxious to get out of here . what do you got , a young lady waiting , perhaps ? hmm ? reggie : well , you know , i 'm just trying to keep with old jack 's pace , you know . jack : oh , well , that should n't be too tough . you be careful . i 'll see you later , ok ? reggie : all right . later . joni : reggie . reggie : hey , what 's up , joni ? joni : you did it . you told him about luis , did n't you ? reggie : i -- joni : i am so proud of you , reggie . i really am . but you know , i should probably go apologize for changing the inventory . reggie : no , no , no . jack 's really , really tired . he went to sleep right after i finished talking to him . but what i will do is , you know , walk you to your car because , you know , ladies like that kind of stuff . joni : ok . jack : hello , sweetheart . when you get this message , you get your beautiful self down here , will you ? i guarantee it 'll be worth your while . [ scene_break ] erica : mary , i do n't imagine this is something you 'd want to go public with . mary : but greenlee has a right to know . darling , remember when i told you that i -- i met a man ? greenlee : yeah . why is this one so different from , well , all the others ? mary : because i met him right here in pine valley , and i did n't tell you right away because he was from my past . greenlee : that covers a lot of ground , mother . mary : yeah , i know . i know , but -- but it was a long , long time ago . it was before i married your -- married roger . greenlee : so he 's a man from your past and you met him before you married daddy ? so what was he , a waiter at your rehearsal dinner ? mary : no . no . it was jackson montgomery . greenlee ? greenlee : what ? i 'm sorry . did you expect me to be shocked ? so it 's jackson montgomery . what 's the big deal ? [ scene_break ] jack : hey , joni . joni : hi . sorry , i - did i wake -- i did n't mean to wake you . i 'm sorry . jack : no , no , no . i 've been awake for hours . what ? joni : nothing . you 're just in a good mood , i guess . jack : any reason i should n't be ? joni : he did n't tell you , did he ? jack : he did n't tell me what , joni ? joni ? joni : you know what , i have to go find reggie . i 'll be -- jack : joni , whoa , whoa , whoa . what 's going on here ? joni : you know , you would n't understand . i -- there 's really no time . jack : joni , listen to me . you 're not leaving this room until i do understand , so get back in here . [ scene_break ] david : you should be careful . you keep that up , you 're going to pass out . tad : so why do n't you hit the air conditioner since we 're obviously going to be here for a while . david : i ca n't do that . you see , the power grids all over town -- they 're overloaded because of the heat . tad : unlock the cuffs . i 'll get us a fan . david : i 'd love to do that tad , but i do n't have the key . i guess whoever did that to you -- i guess they probably have that . tad : you son of a -- david : how do you like it ? hmm ? that helpless feeling , you know , when you have no control over anything ? well , now you know how i felt . tad : when ? david : when you kept me from saving my daughter 's life . tad : that 's why you 're doing this ? hayward , every surgeon in that operating room agreed there was nothing you or anybody else could have done to save leora . david : of course , they 're going to say that . they 're not about to admit they 're responsible any more than you are . but all of that is going to change . tad : this is insane . this -- this is crazy . you got to try and let this go . david : no , not until you know what it 's like , not until you know what it feels like to lose everything , to lose the one thing that meant more to you than anything else in the whole world . then , and only then , tad , will i let it go . tad : how is tying me to a chair and possibly caving in my skull while you do it going to accomplish that ? david : what do you think you 'd feel like if , let 's say while you 're here like this , something terrible , something tragic would happen to jamie ? hmm ? tad : you stay away from my son . david : he 's going to probably start wondering where you are . tad : i swear to god , if you do anything -- david : but the one thing -- tad : anything -- david : the one thought that will stay with you , the one thought that will haunt you over and over again is that you could have kept him safe , that you could have kept him alive if someone would have just let you get to your son when he really needed you . [ scene_break ] simone : what are you doing ? mia : what ? simone : are you obsessing on any man with the last name martin ? mia : simone , i was just talking to him . simone : uh - huh . mia : i was engaged to his uncle . simone : yeah , well , i did n't see jamie crying `` uncle `` anytime soon . mia : oh , my god . you 're jealous . simone : ok , no . i think the heat softened your brain . mia : come on , now . do n't tell me you have n't batted around the idea of going out with tad . simone : tad ? mia : tad . simone : oh , oh , you mean jamie 's father . ah , yeah . mia : maybe the charm is hereditary . oh , yeah . simone : hmm . mia : yeah . simone : nice obliques . cute , but he 's also a kid . mia : and he 's coming this way . ahem . jamie : hey . simone : hey . mia : hey . thank you . thank you . that looks great . simone : yes . mia : thanks for your help . jamie : any time , any time . mia : such a sweetie . simone : so , james , i hear you 've been working hard . jamie : yeah , yeah , i 'm just helping out . simone : that 's so nice . jamie : yeah . i do n't think mia needs help anymore , and i was wondering if you needed anything taken care of ? [ scene_break ] ruth : you know , i think we 're going to need the rest of the cups in the car . hand me the keys . joe : yeah , ok . brooke : ok , all right , i 'm just going to keep squeezing . joe : my grandson 's quite the charmer , is n't he ? brooke : oh , joe , can you give him some guidance ? joe : me ? brooke , i had a hard enough time keeping up with tad at that age . brooke : well , could you try ? joe : well , yeah , i could try . but as i remember , tad was n't always interested in what i had to say . brooke : well , then , i guess i have no choice . i 'm just going to have to tie jamie to a chair in the basement until he 's 30 . joe : hmm . well , i wonder if that would have worked with tad . [ scene_break ] tad : you stay away from my son . david : why ? what the hell are you going to do ? huh ? you 're not going to do a damn thing , tad , just like i could n't do a damn thing , thanks to you , when my daughter needed me . tad : hayward , i did n't kill your daughter . neither did my father . david : no , you just kept me from saving her life , right ? you self - righteous bastard ! you forced me to sit there and watch -- watch -- while my daughter 's life was taken away from her . tad : i 'm sorry . david : oh , really ? oh , you 're sorry . for what ? are you sorry for my loss ? tad : yes . david : oh . but not your part in it , right ? tad : i did n't have a part in it . you 're a doctor , a surgeon . you know first- hand these things happen . david : no , no , no , no . this did not have to happen . it did not , tad . and now we 're going to see how you like it . tad : like what ? david : when it 's your turn to sit by and watch . tad : no . david , no , please -- please , do n't go near jamie . do anything you want to me . just leave him alone . please . hayward ! david ! [ scene_break ] greenlee : you have a past with jackson . why is that suddenly an issue now ? mary : well , because -- greenlee : oh . oh , i get it . you two are fighting over the same man . wow ! this is classic . when does the hair - pulling start ? mary : greenlee , jackson is -- jackson is the reason that erica and i have not been getting along lately . greenlee : because you 're still interested in him . mother , seriously , i mean , would it kill you to go after a man who 's -- i do n't know -- actually available ? erica : oh , believe me , greenlee , losing jackson to your mother is the last thing i 'm worried about . greenlee : where have i heard that before ? oh , that 's right -- when you said the last thing you were worried about was a little competition from fusion , and that was -- oh , wow -- before we started knocking your tired products off the shelves . erica : oh , i see . is that what this is about ? your little display at lacey 's ? well , here 's some advice . enjoy your time in the spotlight because it wo n't last . fusion is a fad , and fads fade , and people will forget you were ever even there . ask your mother . greenlee : do n't bet on it . erica : ok . you made the right decision not telling greenlee that she is jackson 's daughter . mary : i did n't do it for you . i did it for jackson . erica : oh , yes . and you did it for greenlee , did n't you ? because we both know how much the truth about you would hurt them , do n't we ? mary : wait just a minute . wait . [ scene_break ] joni : i ca n't tell you because there 's no time . i have to go -- jack : joni , joni , listen , listen . if reggie is in trouble , you have to tell me what 's going on so i can help him . now , what 's up ? joni : ok . it 's luis . jack : what about him ? joni : he 's forcing reggie to steal stuff from the habitat site . jack : that 's why the discrepancies in the work orders ? joni : yes , but luis also threatened you , me , and janelle if reggie did n't cooperate with him . jack : why did n't you tell me this ? joni : because reggie begged me to keep quiet , and he told me that he was going to tell you , and i believed him . jack : oh , reggie , what are you thinking about ? joni : and you know what ? since he did n't tell you , he 's probably going to go after luis himself , and that 's why i have to go , because luis is crazy ! i mean , he could have , like , a knife or a gun . jack : a gun . i have a gun in my safe , and i gave reggie the combination . [ scene_break ] reggie : leave it ! luis : what you doing , dog ? you 're late . reggie : it 's over , luis . luis : yeah , whatever . just help me get all this stuff in the truck , huh ? reggie : i said stop . [ scene_break ] mary : the truth of the matter is , erica , that greenlee is jackson 's daughter . our daughter . we created her , and he is going to love her . erica : well , here 's some more truth for you , mary . jackson is not going to love you , and he 's not going to see this as some sort of a selfless act on your part , finally coming forward with the truth . mary : it 's absolutely a selfless act . greenlee may never speak to me again . erica : oh , as if you ever cared about your daughter , greenlee . so this is a risk worth taking , is n't it , because jackson is the love of your life ? are you kidding ? you do n't love jackson . you 're not even capable of love . the only thing you 've loved , in addition to yourself , is money . that 's the only thing you ever cared for , and that 's why you dumped jackson all those years ago for roger , because you thought that jackson was nothing but a poor little pool boy . mary : and i have regretted that ever since . i 'm a different woman now , erica . erica : yeah , i 'd say desperate . let 's review your latest escapade , shall we ? ah , yes , you and jean paul . you remember jean paul , do n't you ? jean paul , who came right after that portuguese gigolo -- mary : give me that ! erica : who emptied your bank account . jean paul -- 17 years old , son of a french diplomat who had you unceremoniously thrown out of the country . well , is n't that just lovely . so that explains why you came back to pine valley , mary . you need money . mary : no . erica : yes . and that 's why you went to jackson . you lost money . the gigolo cleaned you out , so you went to jackson , and that 's why you want jackson to know that he is greenlee 's father . mary : i would never use my daughter for financial gain . that 's out of the question . erica , please . you have everything . you do n't need to ruin me . erica : oh , i see . but it 's all right for you to try to ruin jackson and me ? no , mary , by not telling i 'm actually doing you a favor , because if jackson or greenlee ever found out about this , they 'd never speak to you again . so by being quiet , i 'm actually helping you out . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you 're here ! hey ! oh , you feel good . sweaty . tell me that you 're ready to leave , because after the day i had , i am so ready for a romantic getaway . i had this thing with my mother and erica kane , of all people . do n't worry . i 'll spare you all the hideously awkward details . carlos : was it about how fusion replaced enchantment 's display at lacey 's ? greenlee : what ? carlos : i stopped by at lacey 's to pick up a couple things for our trip . it was hard not to notice . greenlee : so it looked good ? what ? are n't you happy for me ? somebody over there finally took notice of the fact that enchantment is old news and fusion is cutting edge . carlos : is that why ? or did you take something i told you about diane lacey and you used it to get what you wanted ? [ scene_break ] reggie : how does it feel , huh ? your back up against the wall ? not so big , huh ? luis : i do n't know what you think you 're doing , but you better put that strap down . reggie . reggie : you 're not calling the shots anymore . luis : oh , yeah ? what about big d.a . , huh ? he 's not going to like it , you getting all badass vigilante on it . reggie : like you care , all right ? you left him to die , just like you did my brother . you left my brother to die ! luis : your brother ratted on us , reginald . he turned his back on his friends . that 's just what you 're doing now . reggie : well , i 'm not your friend ! luis : is that what you think ? reggie : i 'm not your friend because soon as you get finished cleaning this place out , you 're going to come after me . luis : do what he did . go ahead and run . call the cops . reggie : nah , because this right here is all i need to take care of you . luis : then you better shoot me . and when you do , you better make sure i 'm dead . come on . come on , stop shaking and do it . do it . do it ! do it ! jack : reggie , reggie . reggie , put the gun down . [ scene_break ] tad : ugh ! damn it ! anna : tad ? what are you doing ? what happened ? tad : david happened . anna : oh , my god . david did this to you ? tad : does it look like something i could do to myself ? get me out of here . anna : how did you dial 911 ? tad : with my tongue . anna : where 's the key ? tad : i 'm assuming your ex has them . never mind that . pick up the phone . i want you to call jamie . david threatened him and tore off out of here . the number is 555 - 0001 . but let me talk to him , ok ? i do n't want him to get scared . anna : well , david 's not going to do anything to your son . tad : the way he tore off out of here , i would n't put it past him . he could do anything . come on . [ phone rings ] tad : jamie ? jamie : hey , dad , what 's up ? tad : never mind that . are you all right ? jamie : yeah , i 'm fine , except for this heat . man , oh , man . tad : just listen to me , please . i want you to do me a favor . jamie : sure . what ? tad : i want you to stay with your mother or your grandparents until you hear from me again , ok ? you do n't go anywhere by yourself . jamie : yeah , but why ? why ? tad : jamie , it 's important . please just do it . jamie : dad , are you ok ? tad : yeah , i 'm fine , i 'm fine . just do what i ask . i 'll explain later . anna : tad , if it 'll make you feel any better , i 'll get a cop assigned to david . tad : it 'll make me feel better if you assign a cop to my son and then lock up your ex - husband . [ phone rings ] anna : yeah , devane . tad : is that him ? anna : what ? no . shut up . no , not you . what ? what ? oh , yeah , i 'll be right there . oh , ok . i 'll be right there . tad : was that about him ? anna : no , it has nothing to do with you . i have to go . i 'll get an officer over here to get you out of these cuffs , and i will assign a cop to jamie , so do n't worry about him . tad : anna -- anna : i have to go . tad : anna ! anna : i 'm sorry . [ car starts , drives off ] liza : well , what have we here ? [ scene_break ] erica : darling , i got here as fast as i -- joni ? where 's jack ? joni : he said that i could n't go , because it was too dangerous . erica : go ? go where ? joni : the habitat site . and mr. montgomery -- he thinks that -- that reggie took his gun and went after luis . erica : reggie has jackson 's gun ? oh , my god . [ scene_break ] jack : whoa , reggie . reggie , reggie , think what you 're doing here . reggie : there 's nothing to think about . jack : yes , there is . reggie : look , j , please just get out of here . jack : look , you think pulling that trigger is going to make you a man ? you 're wrong . all it 's going to make you is a murderer . and a few stolen supplies from a job site is nothing to throw your life away for . reggie : you think that is what this is about ? he 's the one who robbed trey 's apartment . he said he was going to kill janelle if i said anything . luis : shut up . reggie : he 's the one who found you in that alleyway and left you to die -- luis : shut up ! reggie : and i did nothing . jack : yes , you did . yes , you did . you got me to the hospital . you saved my life , man . reggie : no , no ! joni did that , not me . i did nothing . just like this place . he said he was going to steal all the stuff . he said he was going to kill joni if i said anything . i 'm tired of doing nothing . jack : look , reggie , right now you do n't have to do anything . joni 's safe . i 'm fine . everything 's good . just put the gun down , man . reggie : look , man , he 's responsible for george 's death . it 's his fault . luis : george would still be here if he had kept his mouth shut ! reggie : you shut up your mouth . jack : reggie -- reggie : no , j ! look , i 'm tired of being scared . i 'm tired of just letting him walk away . jack : so that 's it , then , huh ? that 's it ? you 're just going to throw your future away , helping your sisters -- all that , you 're going to throw away for this trash here ? he 's not worth it , reggie . reggie : he killed my brother . you messed with everybody i ever cared about . jack : he killed your brother ? all right , then you help me put him where he can never hurt anybody ever again , ok ? do n't you trade your future for his . do n't you be the one that ends up in statesville for the rest of your life , man . now listen to me . listen to me -- you 've got a future , reggie . i believe in you . do n't do this thing . please do n't do this thing . you 'll break my heart , man . please ? please ? [ sirens ] anna : you 're under arrest . luis : for what ? anna : cuff him , cuff him . officer : turn around ! second officer : drop your weapon . you have the right to remain silent . anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law . luis : just like george . officer : you have the right to have an attorney present . if you can not afford an attorney and you want one to be present , one will be appointed to you free of charge prior to questioning . [ scene_break ] brooke : can i talk to you for just a minute ? jamie : ok . brooke : ahem . you do remember why you 're here , right ? to help ? jamie : i am helping . brooke : uh - huh . not helping yourself to the fusion girls . helping yourself and your grandparents . jamie : well , what 's with all this family togetherness stuff ? brooke : hello ? jamie : oh , man . what do you want ? david : just tell your father i said , hi . jamie : i really do n't think my dad 's going to care what dr . evil is going to say . david : kid likes to talk tough , just like his father . another brave little martin , huh ? brooke : you want to lighten up , david ? you know , people are trying to have a good time . david : why ? what 's this all about ? brooke : well , it 's the fourth of july fair and this is the hospital booth , and ruth is making grandma kate 's famous lemonade . david : oh , that sounds great . does she have any apple pie , cookies , and a flag to go with it ? brooke : david , i know what it 's like to lose a child . brooke : it hurts , and nobody can say anything to you that 's right . and you lash out , but , you know , it does n't make it better , and it does n't make the pain any less real . there 's this group that meets . we 've all lost children . you know , we get together , and we talk about how we get through the days that are rough . we meet for about an hour . you know , you do n't have to talk if you do n't want to . sometimes it just helps to listen . david : you can do all the talking you want , brooke . i 'll deal with this in my own way . [ scene_break ] liza : so who is she ? tad : who is who ? liza : the woman that i saw tearing out of here . did she forget her whip to go with those cuffs ? tad : har - dee - har - har , what fun it is to laugh ! that was anna . she was here as a police officer because her husband has assaulted me . liza : david did this ? tad : yes . liza : are you all right ? was anybody else hurt ? tad : not yet , thank god . liza : what do you mean , `` not yet `` ? where is he ? tad : i do n't know . he threatened jamie and took off . liza : anna came looking for david ? tad : yeah . she 's just -- i do n't know where she is now . she sent a cop to look after jamie . i just spoke with him . he seems fine . liza : jamie should be with you . tad : thanks for the news flash . i 'm working on it . i certainly do n't intend to let david get away with something like this . liza : well , it 's good to hear you still have it . see , that 's actually why i came over -- to communicate some things to you . tad : wait -- you were worried about me ? liza : no , i was worried that you were convinced that i was still carrying a little torch for you and wanted to let you know that i 'm not , despite what your ego is telling you . tad : you really think now is a good time to deal with this ? liza : why ? you going somewhere ? [ doorbell rings ] tad : could you do me a little favor ? i 'm a little tied up . just answer the door . liza : sure . tad : thank you . officer : evening . chief sent me over to unlock tad martin . tad : yeah , that 's me ! the guy in the chair . thank you . liza : actually , i was wondering if you would let me unlock him . maybe you could just leave the key with me . i could return the key in the morning . it 's just that i 've been out of town , and this is my first night back . officer : oh , i got you . i understand . my wife -- she travels a lot , also . enjoy . tad : did he just say `` enjoy `` ? liza : oh , yes . tad : come on , just -- do n't stand there . just unlock these things . they 're really uncomfortable . [ scene_break ] greenlee : how could you think that i could force diane lacey to do anything ? carlos : why would n't you ? greenlee : because , first of all , you never told me what her big secret was . carlos : and i had a good reason for that . greenlee : you do n't trust me . carlos : no . i just understand the need to keep certain things private . but if you took what i confided in you and you used it to your advantage to get what you wanted , i want to know about it right now . greenlee : yes . ok ? yes , i did talk with mrs. lacey , but it 's not what you think . carlos : i 'm listening . greenlee : well , basically , i told her about our nationwide response we 've been getting from our sexiest man contest , how we 're pulling in a younger demographic that 's putting fusion 's products in higher demand . we have this interview with `` us `` magazine coming up , and that 's going to raise our visibility . i mean , it was a no - brainer . i mean , it 's built - in publicity . and i offered her a chance to display the photos of the 25 finalists of the sexiest man contest and to have a chance to help with voting . carlos : is that it ? greenlee : that 's it . carlos : good . [ scene_break ] luis : do n't be like george . anna : all right -- luis : keep your mouth shut . anna : get him out of here . thanks , thanks . luis : do n't be like george . jack : you ok ? whoa , whoa , whoa -- anna , please , this is n't necessary , is it ? anna : i do n't have to explain the law to you , do i ? jack : please , please , this -- erica : oh , jack . thank god . jack : erica , what are you doing here ? erica : oh , jack , when i went to the hospital , joni told me you had left to stop a shooting . what , have you lost your mind ? jack , you could have been killed . anna : i 'm sorry . that takes the decision out of my hands . take him in . jack : listen to me . it 's going to be ok . do n't you talk to anybody until i get there , ok ? reggie : ok . jack : you did the right thing here , and i got your back . do n't you forget that . officer : you have the right to remain silent . anything you say -- erica : no , jack , where are you going ? no , of course not -- i 'm going to take you back to the hospital . jack : no , you 're not taking me anywhere . he was trying to protect me , erica . that 's what he was trying to do . i 'm not going to let him face this alone . [ scene_break ] tad : what , you want me to beg ? liza : beg ? you know , i do n't ever really think i 've ever seen you beg . tad : i -- what the hell is going on ? first anna , now you . i mean , if this is the kind of help i get from my friends , i 'm really in serious trouble . liza : really ? you consider me a friend ? because there was a little while there that you actually thought there might be more to it on my part . tad : i -- i can not believe you 're doing this . all right , all right , i apologize , ok ? i 'm sorry . i never meant to imply that you ever thought of me as anything other than a dear friend who just happens to know you biblically . now could you please unlock the damn cuffs ? liza : you know , i never really thought i would ever say this , but i think that david hayward did the women of pine valley a huge favor because i think you need a time - out . i think you need to reassess your priorities . tad : you 're kidding . liza : no , i 'm not kidding . i actually think this is the best thing that 's ever happened to you . i think on a hot and steamy night that you should be right here instead of trying to weasel your way into an unsuspecting woman 's bed . tad : look in my eye . liza , this is n't funny , ok ? not a joke . i 'm not laughing . liza : mm - hmm . tad : unlock the cuffs . liza : you know , i 'll let jamie unlock the cuffs in the morning . have a nice night . tad : liza . liza , please , come on , ok ? i 'm sorry . no , really , i am . i made a mistake , ok ? please ? liza ! i have to go to the bathroom ! [ scene_break ] jamie : simone , i was thinking about joining your contest for the sexiest man . simone : oh , really ? jamie : do you think i have a shot ? simone : well , you definitely have my vote , but you missed the june 30 deadline , sweet thing . submissions are now closed . sorry . jamie : well , is there some way i can convince you to bend the rules , or -- simone : oh -- jamie : can you help me out here ? come on . mia : simone ? simone : yes ? mia : you need to help me check out our samples . simone : well , jamie needs my help right now . mia : well , i 'm sure he 'll be just fine without it . come on . simone : oh , bye . jamie : see you later . [ scene_break ] ruth : well , i think everything is ready for tomorrow . joe : nice work , everybody . brooke : thank goodness . really , we make a great team . joe : yeah . ruth : uh - huh . i saw you talking to david hayward in there . how did that go ? brooke : oh , not well . ruth : i do hope that david finds a constructive way to get through his grief without hurting himself or anybody else in the process . joe : am i going to get a sample of that ? huh ? ruth : we all will . [ next_on ] michael : ow ! greenlee : go ! you 're a disgusting pig ! erica : i have to tell you . i mean , how can i keep you from your own child ? kendall : why do n't we just kill the sucker now and get it over with . david : today is judgment day , darling . | david ties tad up tightly to a chair and threatens to go after jamie . he wants tad to feel just as helpless as he did on the night leora died . later , with anna 's help , tad manages to warn jamie to not go anywhere by himself . anna gets another call and has to rush out , but she promises tad that she will get some cops to look after jamie and find david . liza goes over to tad 's and feels quite amused by his helpless state . instead of uncuffing him , she leaves tad to his misery . joni tells jackson about reggie wanting to get luis off his back . jackson realizes reggie may have his gun and rushes to the community center . he reaches there just in time and convinces reggie to not pull the trigger on luis . anna shows up with some cops and takes both luis and reggie away . jackson promises reggie that he 'll help him put luis away for good . mary does n't tell greenlee that jackson is her father because she fears erica will to go public with her secret affair with a 17-year old . carlos questions greenlee 's meeting with mrs. lacey . however , greenlee does n't confess that she blackmailed her . david finds jamie and joe at the fourth of july fair and notices that joe is in charge of the lemonade booth . he later goes home and concocts a mixture , which he will probably use to poison the lemonade . |
kendall : hey . where you been all day ? annie : walking . kendall : `` walking `` ? well , that 's good -- healthy . what , you hoof it to philly and back ? you 've been gone for hours . annie , what 's wrong ? annie : what do you think is wrong ? greenlee : you wanted to see me ? kendall : yeah . got any plans tonight ? greenlee : well , my social life is not what it used to be . kendall : well , how about dinner ? my treat . greenlee : yeah , i 'd love to . [ scene_break ] j.r. : so , do you like your new race car sheets upstairs ? that 's so you can zoom off to dream land . do n't you wish you could stay at daddy 's house ? me , too . winifred 's drawing you a bath upstairs . i 'm going to come read you a bedtime story as soon as you 're done . ok ? little adam : ok . j.r. : ok . go on . tad : j.r. ? i just got a call from a friend of mine who 's with the fbi . he told me about the kidnapping . are you ok ? amanda ? what the hell 's going on ? what happened ? why did n't you tell me ? j.r. : it 's complicated . tad : i 've got time . j.r. : in a nutshell , my dad had to use everything to get me back -- his fortune , his home . in fact , the house that you 're standing in belongs to zach slater . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] man : mr. slater , we have a vip who wants to raise the bet limit of baccarat . zach : why is that ? man : he says with a five - grand max , he 'll never win back his money . singer : touch the sky [ scene_break ] jack : hmm . erica : and they say being in the hospital is no fun . jack : oh , but it is , it is , especially when you get to play doctor . erica : hmm , hmm . jack : are you all set to go ? erica and jack : hmm . erica : ok . jack : hmm . against my better judgment . [ erica chuckles ] jack : do you have any idea how much i missed you ? whew . erica : hmm , show me again , doctor . jack : oh , i will . mm - hmm . erica : show me again . pam : good lord ! get your lips off of her , now ! [ scene_break ] zach : mr. chandler . adam : hmm . zach : i think you took the wrong turn . nickel slots are outside . adam : no , i know where i am -- and why . i 'm here for my son and my grandson , to reclaim their legacy . zach : hmm . adam : whatever it takes . zach : you think you 're going to win your company back in a card game ? adam : hmm . well , not unless you 're -- not if you 're too chicken to raise the stakes . zach : you 've been on a losing streak lately . adam : no , i have a hunch that my luck 's about to change . of all the events in here , baccarat has the lowest house edge . but a $ 5,000 limit ? that 's child 's play . why do n't you make it 50,000 ? zach : sure , whatever . you do n't have that kind of cash . adam : oh , well , even before you foreclosed on all my assets , you had a video crew cataloguing everything i owned . now , surely you made an appraisal . zach : yep . who 'd have thought all that junk is worth so much ? adam : all that junk and the rest of your spoils is worth a lot more than the -- the principal and interest you 're owed , so i think i deserve a refund . zach : adam , adam , adam . you want some money , i 'll give you some money . adam : ha , i 'm good . so , now , i have some money , i have a croupier . what i need is an opponent -- hmm . where could i find -- would you be man enough to take me on ? zach : get a new shoe , please . adam : should i check the cards ? zach : why would you do that , adam ? you do n't think i 'd cheat you , do you ? adam : nah . [ scene_break ] j.r. : the kidnappers were demanding $ 100 million . my dad could n't raise the funds , so he asked slater for a loan . he had to put everything up for collateral . tad : and now that the ransom 's gone , i guess the collateral took off with the kidnappers . j.r. : yep . and slater collects . tad : well , i guess you finally found out underneath all that hot air and attitude , your pop does have a heart , huh ? i 've always known how much he loved his son . j.r. : i would n't go putting him into sainthood just yet . before the kidnapping , my father was working with slater to rip chandler enterprises out from under me . tad : wait a minute . your father had -- had two deals going with zach ? j.r. : yeah -- genius , right ? my father wanted to take me down so badly , he asked for that jerk 's help for a hostile takeover , and in return , he was going to get a minority ownership of the company . tad : oh . let 's get back to the kidnapping for a second . you have absolutely no idea who 's behind it ? j.r. : it does n't matter anymore , it 's over . tad : obviously , it 's not . i guess the important thing is that you and amanda are ok . j.r. : no , the important thing is , is that this family took a hit . we lost everything -- we lost the house , we lost the money ! little adam 's birthright -- it 's all gone ! tad : i 'm sorry , j.r . j.r. : but you got to hand my dad credit . when he wants something , he goes all out . but going to slater for help ? i mean , once was -- was insane . i mean , but -- but twice ? i mean , i do n't know what the hell he was thinking ! you know , when somebody is in a crisis situation , you just do n't call out audibles . and you certainly do n't step outside of the family ! this was n't supposed to -- it was n't supposed to happen like that . tad : how was it supposed to happen ? [ scene_break ] ryan : just finished putting emma down . i was trying to get ahold of you all day . annie : i turned my phone off . ryan : i found a solution , and i 'd like to discuss it . in fact , i think we should discuss it . annie : not now . i can not talk about her now . ryan : why ? annie : what is there to say , ryan ? what do you want me to say ? i just -- i need -- i need time , how much time i do n't know . i do n't know , i do n't know , i do n't know . ryan : is this only about greenlee or is there something else going on here ? emma : mommy and daddy , why are you fighting ? [ scene_break ] kendall : i thought maybe we would talk about what 's going on with you and ryan and annie . greenlee : there 's nothing going on . and even if there was , i mean , i would n't even have time for it . all my mental energy right now is focused on one thing -- fusion . kendall : right . ok , come on -- greenlee ? you know damn well every single bit of your mental energy is focused on ryan . greenlee : ok , there is no ryan . not in my universe , anyway . he laid down the law . i 'm not allowed to talk to him , be near him , have anything to do with him . as far as ryan 's concerned , i no longer exist . [ scene_break ] jack : excuse us , pam , but this is a private room . pam : i have put in 25 hours a day , eight days a week to take your ratings to the stratosphere . i did not work my adorable little booty off so you two can blow it all now . erica : pam -- pam : `` this `` will kill `` the new divorce . `` you have to keep it on the down - low . jack : actually , pam , i was thinking maybe we could take this show in a different direction , like me telling the world i 'm still madly in love with this gorgeous woman . erica : oh , pam , it 's true . jack and i have decided to stay married . pam : you ca n't do this . our ratings are through the roof . stop now and your next episode will rank just below public access reruns of city council meetings . jack : actually , you know what , pam ? i actually think there 's a large portion of erica 's audience that would like to see us get back together . erica : they sure would , pam . pam : me , too , but not yet . story arc , people -- build up suspense . i want viewers on the edge of their seats until the day your divorce is supposed to become final . jack : you ca n't be serious . pam : we -- you have potential for a dozen more episodes , with record ratings . that means ad dollars , lots of them , but not if you take the exit ramp into happy land . jack : all right , little miss exit to happy land , erica and i are not going to keep up this charade just to keep your advertisers happy . pam : i 'm not asking you to drag this out forever -- just a couple more weeks -- a tiff here , a spat there , then an emmy - worth reunion finale . erica : would that be so bad ? pam : it 'll be fabulous . you 're ready to wring her neck , you ca n't stand the sight of his face . just when we think all hope is lost , a friendly dinner , wine , candlelight -- oh , oh , they 're playing your song . bam -- hot sex , afterglow , erica and jackson in love , cue music , roll credits . the audience goes nuts , and pam gets a big , fat raise . erica : huh . jack : my god , you 're actually thinking of doing this . [ scene_break ] ryan : you ok ? yeah ? let 's get you back to bed -- come on . let 's go back to bed . oh ! emma : kiss goodnight first . ryan : ok . emma : no -- mommy and daddy kiss good night . annie : that can not happen again . ryan : whew . annie : i do n't want our daughter waking up to the sound of fighting , to not feel safe in her own home . ryan : agreed . annie : whatever 's going on with us , we have to find a way to deal with it so it does n't touch emma -- ever . ryan : that 's what i was trying to tell you , is that i found a way . it 's taken care of . greenlee 's handled . annie : first , i find you and greenlee playing fun in the sun at the yacht club , and then you meet her at confusion this morning for coffee ? ryan : you 're right -- i did meet greenlee this morning . i met her to tell her in no uncertain terms that she and i are done . annie : what does that mean ? ryan : it means that she 's out of our lives -- not friends or family , anything . she 's gone . it 's like when i gave you this sand and i told you that sometimes things are going to get a little bit tough and when they do , we have to hold on to each other , to what we have even tighter . i was wrong about letting greenlee this close . i was wrong . i had to choose just one woman , one wife , one love . i chose you . annie : i told you i did n't want to share my husband anymore . and you have done everything i 've asked , and i really appreciate that . but greenlee 's not gone . ryan : as far as our life goes , she is . annie : no , no , no , no . she is here right now . she 's -- she 's in the words that we speak , she 's in the air between us . wherever we are , she is . that 's the way it 's always going to be . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm officially out of ryan 's orbit . kendall : just like that ? greenlee : he told me to get out of his life , and it was n't a request . and apparently , it was n't even an ultimatum from annie like the one you gave ryan a few years back . kendall : so that 's it ? greenlee : you know , we should -- we should try to incorporate flowers into fusion green -- you know , have products that reflect the seasons and -- kendall : all right -- all right . yeah . maybe we can do some tulips for the springtime and maybe some sunflowers for the summer . greenlee : ok . let 's file it away for after the concept launch . kendall : ok . ok , you know , we have tons of work to do if we want to wow the entire cosmetics industry . greenlee : our marketing campaign 's going to be everything . i mean , if people do n't know what fusion green is about , we 're done . kendall : well , annie 's on it . what ? greenlee : it 's just that -- the first time i saw annie at fusion , she does n't fit in . she 's just -- she 's not one of us . kendall : you have n't even given her a chance yet . greenlee : but fusion green is going to make or break this company . we ca n't afford to find out in the middle of the campaign that annie does n't have the chops . kendall : greenlee , she 's done nothing but top - quality work since she started . greenlee : every time she shows up , the creativity , the energy -- it just drains from the room . when she 's gone , we find the fusion scent . i mean , is that a coincidence ? no . kendall : you 're being harsh . greenlee : look , if annie wants to work , she can work -- just not at fusion . it 's bad enough she already has ryan -- did she need to stick her nose into my company , too ? kendall : she did n't stick her nose anywhere . i hired her . greenlee : because she was ryan 's wife . if her last name was n't lavery , her application would 've ended up straight in the trash . kendall : if you 're trying to get me to side with you and kick annie out of fusion , i wo n't do it , greenlee . she 's already proven herself . greenlee : i see . so , what , then -- you 're on their side ? kendall : all right . who did i ask to dinner ? you . why -- because i care about you . annie is not my best friend -- she never will be . now , you do n't have to love her , you do n't even have to like her . just try to co - exist with her -- if not , for fusion at least . greenlee : so , what -- group hugs and bonding before each staff meeting ? kendall : yeah , because that is just exactly how i work . just tell me how i can help you . greenlee : well , you could start by believing that i 'm not the bad guy . i mean , yes , i came to pine valley because i wanted ryan to be in my future , but , look , it decimated as soon as i found out he 's in love with someone else . kendall : well , you did n't exactly make the most graceful entrance . greenlee : well , he did n't help , either . i mean , if ryan is so crazy about annie , if he 's so committed to annie , why did he kiss me ? why did he kiss me ? kendall : ryan kissed you ? when ? greenlee : right before he told me to get out of his life . does n't matter now -- i mean , he 's made his position clear . kendall : well , are you going to respect his position ? greenlee : i do n't know . but your help means a lot . kendall : look . it 's my favorite brother , josh . come , brother . let 's -- let 's play catch - up . josh : thanks for the offer , but i was actually going to get a bite to go . kendall : yeah , yeah ? no , no , no . i think you should stay with us . come on and , you know , hang out with greenlee , get to know your neighbor a little better . i mean , you guys do live next to each other . you share the same building , so who knows when you may need to borrow a cup of sugar ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i 've done everything that i could think of to make sure that greenlee is n't a problem for us , but , i mean , if there 's something that you think i have n't done , just -- annie : no . ryan : tell me . if there 's something you want to ask me , then -- annie : no , ryan , ryan , i 'm -- i 'm tired and dizzy of going around and around in circles on this topic . ryan : try -- that 's all i ask . annie : you want a question , here 's a question . before our wedding , kendall went to the extremes to keep greenlee from you . what if greenlee had gotten to you ? what if she had found you and told you that she wanted you back ? would you have wanted to marry me ? not -- not out of obligation and not out of your love for emma , but because i was the woman you wanted to be with till death do us part ? [ scene_break ] erica : i also now feel an obligation to my fans . jack : well , lucky them . erica : jack , you do n't want them to feel ripped off . i mean , they 've been waiting for this as much as i have . jack : sweetheart , we found our way back to each other , finally . and now you 're telling me that the show must go on ? erica : jack , do this , please ? for me ? [ scene_break ] singer : you 've got all the answers for the questions that i have croupier : banker eight , player six . banker wins . zach : you sure you want to do this ? adam : what 's the matter , slater ? you feeling guilty about taking even more of my money ? zach : you know what ? that hurts me . the criminals that kidnapped your son took your money . i gave you a short - term loan to get him back . adam : yeah . you control chandler enterprises now , the company that i built from nothing . so maybe you can understand why i have deception on my mind ? croupier : banker five , player zero . player draws a card . a nine . player wins . zach : would you look at that ? back to square one . singer : i 'm losing all my feelings [ scene_break ] tad : he gave up everything he had to get you back . you 're alive . j.r. : but my father was told what to do . he blew it . the kidnappers had specific instructions . tad : and he , obviously , followed them , which is why you 're alive . you honestly have no idea who 's behind this ? j.r. : the russian mob ? i do n't know . tad : the russian mob ? what , so you honestly think this guy -- what 's his name , seamus wong ? -- is connected ? sounds like somebody who crossed a leprechaun with a fortune cookie . he does n't come across as too `` do svidanya `` to me . j.r. : huh - huh . aidan -- he told you amanda was looking for seamus wong . tad : and he also told me that you were just as desperate to find this guy as amanda was , that you both questioned that pilot . j.r. : look , seamus wong was my right - hand man at chandler . he 's disappeared off the face of the earth . of course , i want to find him ! tad : so i assume you 've already spoken to the fbi about him ? j.r. : you came here to check on me ? i 'm fine . you can go . tad : j.r. , what are you -- do n't get all twitchy . i mean , look , i 'm a professional . this is what i do , right ? i 'm just trying to help . j.r. : it 's too late to help . my father 's ruined , my son 's legacy is ruined . slater took it all . tad : j.r. ? aidan also told me that this guy wong came into $ 150,000 before you were ever kidnapped . my guess is that money came from whoever set it up . i mean , he 's not the head guy . seems like all a reasonable person would have to do is follow that money , and it would take everybody right to who is ever behind this whole thing . tell me that money did n't come from you . tell me you did n't fake your own kidnapping . oh , god , j.r . j.r. : look , my father and i went through hell . instead of pointing fingers , you should be happy that i 'm not dead . tad : i 'm not stupid . do n't make it worse . j.r. : no , those guys that kidnapped me -- they were gorillas . they beat the crap out of me . if you do n't believe me , why do n't you look at the -- tad : what about amanda ? did she get hurt because of you ? or was she in on this from the beginning ? j.r. : amanda and i were thrown down in that basement for days ! now , if there was any way that i could get out -- any way -- i would have taken it ! tad : i believe you . j.r. : good . tad : i believe you were scared to death . because your little scheme to torture your father went wrong , horribly wrong . oh , sure , you set it up as a fake , but somebody took it seriously . very seriously . and i 'll bet when you realized that fact -- that you realized that anything could happen , that you 'd been had -- i 'll bet you were terrified . j.r. : my son 's waiting for me . tad : j.r. , if you do n't want to tell me the truth about what happened , that 's fine . i can live with that . but you sure as hell better tell adam . [ scene_break ] adam : yes , yes . you 're a gaming man . but i know more about chandler enterprises than anybody else on the face of the earth . now , i would think you would want to at least keep me on as a consultant , or offer me a seat on the board , hmm ? i 'd hate to see you run my business into the ground , slater . zach : no , i agree with you , but i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i 'm in business with junior now . he 's the only one with stock in the company . adam : yeah you would n't own a chandler paperweight if it was n't for me . i brought you into the deal , and you stabbed me in the back . j.r. would be your boss right now if you had n't bought all those shares that i advised you to buy . zach : yeah . i did thank you for that . adam : yeah . yeah . croupier : banker eight , player six . zach : you lose . [ scene_break ] ryan : greenlee asked me the exact same question . she actually hit me with a whole bunch of `` what ifs , `` and you know what i said to her ? i told her that none of that mattered , because i love you now . my life is with you and emma and spike . that is my family , and she can not touch it . she had me arrested for bigamy at our wedding , and later that night , i came home , and we were n't legally married . annie : do we really need to take this walk down memory lane ? ryan : no , what i 'm saying is the next day , i took you away to make sure that we were -- that we were married once and for all . annie : yeah , and greenlee tagged along for that , too . ryan : do you remember what i told you ? do you remember what i told you the morning of our wedding ? because i saw you before the ceremony , and you were all worked up ? you thought maybe that meant it was bad luck ? annie : apparently , i was right . ryan : i told you that we were already married in our hearts , and that nothing bad could ever touch us . annie : it took so long . i had so many -- so many years and doubts . i had to convince myself that it was right . ryan : what was right ? annie : marrying you . ryan : are you thinking of backing out ? annie : no , no , no ! see , this is exactly why i did n't want to talk now . nothing -- nothing 's coming out the -- the way i want it to . i just -- i do n't -- i do n't want you to think that i think -- damn -- it 's -- ryan : no , no , wait , it 's -- annie : no , please , please , just stay away . ryan : ok . ryan : if i could take you and emma away right now , away from all of this , i would do it in a second if there was no spike . annie : but we would never ask you to choose between us and spike . ryan : no , i -- i know that . i 'm just saying that i would do anything in my power to make you happy , anything . annie : even move us to the other side of the world ? ryan : i would move you to another galaxy . annie : so -- essentially , we need to move to another planet to really be rid of greenlee ? ryan : no , i -- we 're already rid of greenlee . annie : then why would you need to move us a million miles away ? ryan : i was n't saying -- look , this -- this is n't very productive right now . annie : see ? because there is no answer . [ scene_break ] kendall : you know , i never realized until right now how much you two have in common . josh : is that right ? greenlee : like what ? kendall : well , you 're both single , and you both live in the same building . josh : yeah , you mentioned that already . anything else ? you know , while my sister thinks about that for a while , allow me to tell you a little bit about myself . greenlee : please . josh : well , kendall did say that i 'm single . that 's true . my last relationship was -- well , it was a little complicated . greenlee : mine , too . josh : yeah , well -- have you ever -- have you ever wanted to be with someone so bad , you just -- you ca n't think straight ? greenlee : totally . josh : you just -- you want to be with that person all the time . night and day , day and night . people start to think you 're a little -- [ josh whistles ] greenlee : i know exactly what you 're talking about . josh : yeah ? that place where you just ca n't get this person out of your head , no matter what . greenlee : been there -- josh : normally , i would n't bring this up in mixed company . but since we 're obviously on the same wavelength -- there was this beautiful woman in this kiddie pool -- kendall : ok , he 's done talking now -- done . josh : i 'll spare you the details . the point is , i was obsessed . i mean , we 're talking padded walls , men - in - white - suits time . greenlee : with ryan , basket case . josh : i was certifiable . greenlee : ok -- have you ever met two people more perfect for each other ? [ scene_break ] pam : an audience of millions holds its breath until the very last minute when you burst into the courtroom , tell the judge to tear up the divorce papers -- you 're still in love . think of the hope you 'd be giving to other couples . jack : translation -- think of the ratings . pam : exactly . erica : jack -- if you do this for me -- if you play out this show as if we are still at odds , as if we are still getting the divorce , i will tell the world that i was the one who did n't want the divorce . i will admit , on air at least , that i was the one who caved , that i gave in . that you were right , and i was wrong . jack : do you actually mean that ? erica : yes , of course , i do . i absolutely mean that . pam : hallelujah . now , this producer has to go produce an exit strategy for mr. and mrs. smoochy face . back doors and separate cars . stay here . and do not -- let me repeat -- do not let anyone see you kissing . erica : we made the right choice , right ? i mean , of course , this is the right choice for -- for the show , but for us , too . because -- well , we do still have some issues that we need to work out , and so maybe this will give us time to do that . you are going to go along with this ? jack : on one condition . i get script approval . [ jack and erica kiss ] [ scene_break ] zach : you 're up 600 grand . adam : yes , i noticed . zach : another 99 million and a time machine , and you 'd be golden . adam : nope , i 'm cashing out . i 'm tired of this game . zach : that 's very smart . quit while you 're ahead . adam : no , i 'm not quitting . no , no , the first step in taking back what is rightfully mine . i think you set me up , slater . hmm ? i think you loaned me that ransom money just so you could turn me around and bleed me dry . matter of fact , i -- i even think you kidnapped my son . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i did n't fake my own kidnapping . tad : let me throw out a hypothetical , ok ? just for the sake of argument . just listen . now , you know ordinarily , i 'd be turning pirouettes in the street if i found out that adam finally got it in the neck . that life , just for karma 's sake , gave him the kind of hit that he deserves . but if i found out that that hit came from somebody he loves -- somebody that i also happen to love -- i 'd be really concerned about the kind of guilt that person must be feeling right now . j.r. , that kind of guilt -- it 'll tear a person up inside . push him over the edge . or worse . j.r. : yeah , thanks . i 'm fine . i love you , too . my father 's the one that 's got the problems . tad : do n't you want the money back ? [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] jack : hmm . erica : oh , my god , it is so good to be home . jack : you know it , sister . [ door opens ] pam : ahem . we 're toast . my inside source just faxed this over . it 's next week 's cover . our audience is going to die when they see this . erica : they 're not going to see it . [ scene_break ] zach : the way you and junior operate , i did n't have to kidnap anybody . i saw an opportunity , and i took it . adam : really ? interesting . um -- zach : i do n't accept tips . adam : no , that 's a month 's rent on the mansion . my family 's been through enough without being thrown out of their house . i need time to seek new accommodations . zach : fair enough . i know what family means to you . [ scene_break ] tad : look , you are never going to see dime one of your legacy ever again unless you come clean with your father . j.r. : yeah , yeah -- thank you for the tip . tad : i 'm not saying it 's going to be easy , j.r. matter of fact , when adam finds out you can be as big a son of a bitch as he can be , it 's bound to get ugly . but it 's the only way to go . look , you guys have got to have it out , without all the scheming and the backstabbing and the lies . it 's been a long time coming . and not for nothing , but if you 're in hock to a guy like zach slater , good luck . because when it comes to looking out for number one , they do n't come any better . j.r. : i 'm not afraid of slater . tad : you should be . if you and adam are n't pulling together on this one , you 're never going to trip him up . he 's always going to be one step ahead . j.r. : yeah ? do n't bet on it . tad : your father already has . he 's already owned up to his part -- about working with slater to get you booted out of chandler . it 's time for you to own up to your part in this mess . it 's the only way . you have to tell him . hypothetically speaking , of course . if you need any help , you know who to call . j.r. , happy birthday , a day early . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] greenlee : it 's so nice having a downstairs neighbor . kendall : no , sit down so we can eat . please , stop ! oh ! ok , i 'm going to lose my -- my food here . can i -- please , stop . [ josh laughs ] kendall : sit down . sit ! in your chair . josh : fine . kendall : ok . come on , i 'm -- i 'm trying to eat here . singer : dancing in the midst of life [ scene_break ] ryan : i ca n't undo the past . the best that i can do is keep it at arm 's length . i guess i need longer arms . annie : i 'm not looking for someone to blame . it 's just -- i 'm going to bed . good night , ryan . no , i -- i need to be alone tonight . [ next_on ] kendall : do n't tell me what annie wants to hear or what greenlee wants to hear . tell me how you really feel about greenlee now . j.r. : i staged the kidnapping . | the women of fusion are busy at work . kendall asks annie where she has been all day . when annie does n't answer , kendall wants to know what is wrong . about this time , greenlee walks into the room and annie leaves . kendall invites greenlee to dinner , and she accepts . j.r. plays with little adam and asks him if he would like to stay at daddy 's house all the time . tad comes in and confronts j.r. about the kidnapping and why had n't he told him . an associate meets with zach and tells him that a customer wants to win back his money . zach looks and he sees adam . jack and erica have reunited . pam comes in and catches them kissing . she blasts them for what they are doing . pam tells jack to get his lips off erica immediately . adam tells zach that he wants to win back his empire . zach accepts the challenge . pam lets erica know what will happen to their ratings if news of this breaks now that she and jack are back together . ryan and annie argue , as usual , over greenlee . emma hears them arguing and comes downstairs and asks them why they are fighting . greenlee lets kendall know that she is no longer part of ryan 's life . after pam explains the situation to them , erica and jack agree to pams plan . ryan lets annie know that greenlee is out of their lives . kendall tries to do some matchmaking between josh and greenlee . adam sees through zach and accuses him of setting him ( adam ) up and that he was the one who kidnapped j.r. adam once again loses everything to zach . |
samuel : thank you . erica : well . you 're still here . and on this side of the bars . i thought you 'd be long gone , kissing babies somewhere . samuel : no , i -- i wanted you to know how incredibly sorry warden hitchcock now is about getting us locked in together . erica : well , will you please tell warden hitchcock for me that , uh , inmate number 11548 - 054 has had enough of her apologies . samuel : you all right ? erica : well , being locked up in solitary is n't quite as bad when it 's not quite as solitary . samuel : no , i meant -- i meant with , you know , did i overstep when i -- erica : kissed me ? [ scene_break ] carmen : hello ? my , god . so this is how the other half kicks it . hello ? mr. chandler ? [ phone rings ] carmen : might as well get started . chandler residence . tad : uh , this is tad martin . i 'm trying to track down my wife krystal . carmen : one moment , please . [ carmen walks in on krystal and adam kissing ] carmen : knock , knock . adam : what in blazes are you doing here ? carmen : there 's a call . i think it 's your husband . [ scene_break ] babe : somebody , help me , please ! let me out ! kendall : are you ready for this ? greenlee : on three . kendall and greenlee : one , two -- [ a large piece of wood shatters the cabin 's window ] richie : what the hell was that ? ah , you ! [ greenlee hits richie 's face with pepper spray ] richie : ah ! [ richie groaning ] greenlee : uh , oh , oh ! kendall : get -- [ kendall screaming ] kendall : get off ! [ indiscriminate yelling ] kendall : thank you . greenlee : good to see you . babe : good to see you , too . [ scene_break ] krystal : please , tell me you 're calling because they found babe . tad : no , well , there 's nothing yet , but it wo n't be long . look , i 'm working with everybody . i mean , jesse , police . i called in every favor i 've got . they 're going to find her . carmen : jackie wanted to come inside to make sure that you were going to treat me right , but i told him i could handle it . when erica told me about this job , i thought too good to be true . adam : do n't you have something to clean ? carmen : oh , is that what i do ? nobody told me about , you know , my duties . this is living large . king size . i got to say -- adam : a drink , a drink . uh , a scotch . the -- the decanter on the left . um , would you mind ? carmen : it will be my pleasure . krystal : oh , god . i -- i ca n't take this . i ca n't . i do n't know what to do . tad : just -- just stay there for now with little a , ok ? krystal : no . no , i -- i 'm going to bring him home . tad : i thought you wanted to be over there . krystal : no , no , i want to -- i want to be with you , tad . um , i -- i want to do something . i do n't know , uh , feel useful . tad : ok , well , you come on home . i 'll take care of you . krystal : i 'll see you soon then . um , i love you . carmen : i hope it 's the way you like it . adam : um -- krystal : he -- he should n't be drinking at all . adam : would you leave us alone , please ? krystal : no , actually , i -- i 'm going to get little a and , uh , take him back to my place . adam : there 's no -- there 's no need to rush off . krystal : there is no reason to stay , adam . adam : but you -- but we need to talk about this . krystal : no , just -- just tell j.r. to call me the minute he finds out about babe , ok ? adam : krystal ! blast ! [ door closes ] adam : are you here to work or to ogle ? carmen : i 'm ready to go . just point me in the right direction . [ scene_break ] colby : he 's a hot , hard - bodied hunk . cassandra : mm , major . corrina : killer eyes . colby : definite hottie , cool . corrina : you ca n't do that . you 're supposed to guess . colby : my party , my rules . remember ? [ cassandra chuckles ] colby : new game . cassandra : whose idea was this anyway ? colby : wild times , huh ? corrina : no complaining . colby : i 'm not . corrina : i mean , because you said you did n't want a party . cassandra : right , and after dré bailed on us , you said , `` girls night . `` and we had to swear . colby : i 'm not complaining . it 's just -- cassandra : you just what ? you freaked out about your sweet-16 party ? i mean , you said , `` never again . `` your words . corrina : you said you wanted it `` quiet and mature . `` colby : my words ? cassandra : mm - hmm . colby : new words . this party sucks . [ scene_break ] erica : you think you took advantage of me ? samuel : yeah , a man in my position . erica : a man in your position actually opened up a little bit . you let me see past the pictures on your campaign posters , and it only took a prison lockdown to do that . samuel : still , the kiss is -- it 's -- erica : it was excellent campaign technique . samuel : you 're having fun with this , huh ? [ erica laughs ] erica : completely . samuel : erica , this is a problem . erica : samuel , there are worse problems than two people enjoying each other 's company . samuel : i care about you . and this ca n't happen . i mean , it 's crazy . not like this . not under these circumstances . erica : well , mr. u.s. attorney , so much passion for something other than politics . [ scene_break ] richie : i 'm going to take your life , all of you . what the hell do you think you 're doing ? [ richie is tied up in a chair ] greenlee : is that too tight ? richie : yeah , it 's too tight . [ greenlee groans ] greenlee : much better . greenlee : oh , look . [ richie sniffling ] greenlee : we can crash his car , too . richie : i 'm going to kill you . i will kill you . babe : richie , now , is that any way to talk to the woman you love ? kendall : are you sure you 're ok ? babe : yeah , i was scared out of my mind , but i am doing better every minute . richie : oh , you little bitches ca n't do this . greenlee : we just did . babe : he just does n't get it , does he ? kendall : oh , he will . babe : the police are going to be here soon , richie . kendall : actually , you know what ? i 'm going to call zach right now and tell him you 're ok and that we got the son - of - a - bitch . then i 'm going to call the police . greenlee : hold off on calling the cops . babe : well , the sooner he 's behind bars , the better i 'm going to feel . richie : let me out of here ! let me out of here , right now ! [ richie sniffling ] greenlee : i 've got a better idea . [ greenlee holds a knife to richie 's face ] [ scene_break ] colby : sorry , guys . no more bitching . this is great . corrina : mm - hmm . cassandra : yes , i 'm feeling the love from you . ok , can you just tell me what was so horrible about that sweet-16 party you had ? like , i 've heard bits and pieces , but i want details . colby : i so screwed up . cassandra : did you really crash a yacht ? colby : i got majorly wasted , totally out of control , lost my v - card . cassandra : no way . colby : totally with the wrong guy . it was so messed up . cassandra : ok , dish . colby : google it . corrina : short version . jesse mccartney sang at her party . cassandra : get out ! corrina : yeah , colby was rocking a million in diamonds . hunky guys carried her in . a - list party . and then her and sean kept it going on his uncle 's yacht . cassandra : sean . is that the guy -- colby : can we skip it , please ? corrina : yeah , and he was so cute . it 's too bad he moved back to seattle . cassandra : and you guys , like , really crashed a yacht ? colby : this is old news . corrina : oh , yeah , and everyone thought that colby drowned , and then she just pops up alive . colby : how do you know all this stuff ? i did n't even know you back then . corrina : yeah , you think a story like that goes away ? you 're a legend . colby : i learned my lesson . corrina : yeah , better keep her away from the hard stuff , though . colby : do n't worry . it 's caffeine free , sugar free , carb free , fun free . cassandra : hmm , like this party . [ knock on door ] male voice : i know you 're in there . colby : who the hell is that ? corrina : are you expecting someone ? colby : no . cassandra : maybe you should get it . colby : ok . male voice : it 's the police . open up . colby : police ? dré : the party police ! colby : oh , my god . ooh , thank you . cassandra : surprise . corrina : surprise . [ scene_break ] adam : so running a household , uh , do you have any experience ? carmen : oh , more than you 'd like to know about . adam : well , i -- why do n't we all confine our , um , our conversation to the , uh , job requirements ? you do n't have a resume , i assume . carmen : i got erica kane . if i 'm good enough for her -- adam : then you 've done this before ? carmen : maybe not so fancy , but dirt is dirt , and people are people , and i can take care of both . adam : well , i do n't need taking care of . carmen : huh , i 'm no so sure about that . adam : excuse me ? carmen : i clean , do laundry , taught erica a thing or two about doing whites , i 'm not so bad in the kitchen , and i can work my way around mixing a decent drink . adam : i 'll keep all that in mind . carmen : and just so you know , i 'm very discrete . adam : what you saw with krystal was nothing . carmen : it never is . adam : no , it 's -- it 's -- her daughter is in trouble . she 's upset . i was trying to comfort her . carmen : i saw . adam : she 's my ex - wife . carmen : and the man on the phone , her husband ? adam : does n't need to know what transpired . carmen : huh . i love the way you rich people talk . `` transpired . `` almost makes it sound classy . like i told you , discrete . lips sealed , which is more than i can say about you and your ex . adam : i will regret hiring you , wo n't i ? carmen : oh , you 're going to love me . [ scene_break ] tad : hey . there they are . krystal : any word on babe ? tad : not yet , honey , but soon . [ krystal sighs ] krystal : i hope you have some pull with the guy upstairs , because i am fresh out of nerves , tad . tad : ok , ok . hey , listen , big guy . why do n't you do us a favor , all right ? would you go upstairs and change in your pjs , get ready for bed ? all right ? all right . krystal : i 'll tuck you in , in a few minutes , ok ? tad : ok . now listen . everything on this end is under control . i got kathy , emma , jenny upstairs in bed . baby , it 's your job to keep the faith . i promise you . i 've been at this alone for two hours . i 'm working with every source i 've ever had . they 're all out there , looking for babe and novak . krystal : you take such good care of this family , tad . tad : why would n't i ? it 's the best job in the world . come here . come on . [ krystal sighs ] krystal : you do n't know how much i needed this . tad : well , it 's a good thing there 's plenty more where that came from , sugar . krystal : it 's just that the -- the waiting and -- and the wondering -- i mean , that -- that damn richie novak . i ca n't -- i can not believe that i hired that devil -- tad : now , listen . honey , you 've got to stop doing this to yourself , ok ? he got over a lot of people , not just you . and i guarantee he 's not about to get past jesse . our new chief of police has got every available officer on the force out and on this thing . look , you 're going to be hugging babe before breakfast . i just -- i 'm just -- i 'm sure of it . [ krystal sighs ] krystal : you are so good , tad . tad : i do have my moments , do n't i ? krystal : no , i mean you always -- always do the right thing for me and -- and this family . i 'm so sorry . tad : sorry ? krystal , what on earth do you have to be sorry for ? honey , why are you sorry ? what , did something happen ? krystal : no -- it 's just -- [ phone rings ] krystal : i do n't know . everything 's been -- tad : wait , hang on , hang on . yeah , hello ? babe : hey , tad . it 's me , babe . tad : oh , thank god . are you all right ? babe : yeah . tad : ok , now , you do n't move a muscle . i got your mom right here . krystal : babe . babe , are -- are you ok ? where are you ? babe : mama , i 'm fine . krystal : are you with the police , or are you on your way home ? babe : listen , i ca n't explain now . krystal : why , why ? what 's wrong ? babe : will you just call j.r. and tell him ? krystal : yes , of course . babe : i thank you , mama . krystal : wait a minute , wait , wait , wait . what -- what about richie ? babe : do n't worry . richie 's been taken care of . well , there 's no interruptions . so , ladies , what do you want to do now ? krystal : she hung up . tad : yeah , well , before that , what did she say ? krystal : just that she was ok and to call j.r . i could n't get anything else out of her . tad : ok , well , at least we know the important part , that she 's all right . krystal : yeah . yes . oh , god , thank god . thank god . tad : here . sorry , honey . i told you everything is going to work out fine . [ scene_break ] colby : you better not soak me . ren : what , what ? colby : oh , oh , my god . my dad will freak . ren : hey , at least we 're not crashing a yacht . colby : does everybody know this story ? ren : pretty much . hey . hey , when am i going to be able to drive that hot new car you got out there , huh ? dré : the surprise worked . oh , i know it 's warm . sorry . cassandra : oh , no , it 's ok . i 'm just not much of a beer drinker . dré : oh , that 's right . you 're a paris girl . [ in french accent ] champagne . chateauneuf du pape , foie gras . cassandra : actually , it 's more like baguettes and cheese . dré : i got -- i tried to get some bubbles , but this was the closest thing to the door . cassandra : you shoplifted it ? dré : from my dad . cassandra : right , the senator . so , like , when your dad wins , are we going to have to salute you or curtsy , or what ? dré : i 'm trying not to think about it . cassandra : you do n't want him to win ? dré : well , sort of in like a big - picture , good - for - the - country kind of way , but small picture ? not so crazy about living under a microscope . cassandra : yeah , no , i kind of know what you mean . just , like , after being away for so long , living at home with my mom and my brother and my new stepdad , it 's like surveillance central . everyone 's watching each other and , like , trying to figure out how to make it work . it 's weird . [ scene_break ] samuel : now look , just because i take my work seriously does n't mean i 'm not passionate about other things . erica : i do n't know about that . you seem to me like a man who never really lets his guard down . i mean , unless you 're involved in a prison lockdown . samuel : and -- and there 's a beautiful lady locked in with me . look , about this -- about this kiss . erica : again ? samuel : i just want to clarify the situation . erica : and analyze it , and take a poll , and find out how the red and the blue states feel about it ? samuel : so you 're making fun of me . erica : no . samuel : erica . i 'm the guy that did this to you . i 'm the one that put you in here . erica : no , you did n't . truly , i did this to myself by breaking the law . samuel : but still , i mean , you and i would n't -- erica : would n't look right ? it certainly would n't be politically expedient , would it ? a family - values , law - and - order candidate kissing a notorious diva he put behind bars ? samuel : for me , this has got nothing to do with politics . [ scene_break ] greenlee : this is great , is n't it ? almost like a dream come true . richie : what are you babbling about now ? greenlee : you know how it is ? maybe you do n't . someone almost kills you , and then you hope , and you wait that the system works , that they get what they deserve , but they never do . richie : oh , just shut up . shut up . greenlee : bars for walls and bad food . that 's not punishment . this is punishment . richie : ah , you know , you should call off your friend . kendall : no , no , no , i 'm liking it . babe : yeah , me , too . richie : ah . greenlee : feeling what i felt ? that 's punishment . fear , hopelessness , no control . richie : oh , you 're crazy . greenlee : no , i 'm not crazy . i want you to feel what i felt . you know , there 's a mine shaft not too far from here . maybe we ought to dump you down there . richie : are you supposed to be frightening me , huh ? are you supposed to scare me ? greenlee : it 's dark . the air is so thick , it hurts to take a breath . the water , what there is of it , stinks . you yell , and you yell until you lose your voice . you want someone to hear you , someone to come and save you , someone to get there before it 's too late , but no one knows you 're there . no one comes . scary , is n't it ? no one can hear you scream . richie : you 're breathing now . get over it . greenlee : my life ended the day you trapped me and zach in that bomb shelter . richie : you have problems . do n't blame me . greenlee : i do . you hurt me . you hurt my friends . maybe it 's time your life ended , too . [ annie peers in the window ] [ scene_break ] erica : what do you think your constituents would say about all this ? samuel : what constituents would that be ? erica : oh , do n't look now , but one of them is taking an interest . samuel : let her look . i 'm talking to one of the prisoners . erica : oh , is that where we are ? back to all talk , no action ? typical politician . samuel : you know what ? there 's not a lot that 's typical about me , and maybe one day you 'll get to find that out . erica : i already sense that . samuel : if we were n't in a public room right now , i 'd -- erica : what , you 'd what ? samuel : no , no , you 're going to have to wait to find out when we 're not in a public room . erica : that 's a promise ? samuel : i keep my promises . erica : yeah , well , you 're a politician , so you 'll understand if i have my doubts . samuel : i go after what i want , erica . and i get it . and when i get it , i do n't let go . guard : ms. kane . jackson montgomery is calling , third time . he heard about the lockdown , wanted to make sure you were all right . [ scene_break ] greenlee : it 's easier this way . it 's quick . it 's painless . richie : i said call her off . call her off . greenlee : now you know what i felt like . babe : not like this , greenlee . richie : ah . thank you , sweetheart . babe : not until it 's my turn . richie : oh , you girls are sick , every one of you . babe : you want to know why richie dragged me out of fusion ? because he loves me . do n't you , baby ? you wanted to be together . that 's richie 's idea of love . it 's violence and force . but you do n't know how to love , do you ? you just know how to take . j.r. was ready to give you his bone marrow , give , but that was n't good enough , was it ? no , it was n't enough that you drugged him , and you kidnapped him . you left him with a disease that could 've killed him . you risked all of our lives , even my son 's . richie : i was always good to your son . babe : yeah , except that you gave his daddy hepatitis a . and richie offered to kidnap little a. yeah , so after we were settled . is n't that right ? so sweet . so we could be a family . greenlee : yeah , he 's all about family . poor annie . richie : what you little girls do n't know about poor annie . babe : stop blaming everything on her . you terrorized her . damn grin never left your face . what i 'd give to take that away for good . richie : yeah , well , you do n't have it in you , do you ? kendall : they may not . but i do . [ scene_break ] tad : well , that 's weird . j.r. 's not at home , and he 's not picking up his cell . krystal : yeah , well , i knew he would n't sit still . he went out and looked for babe . tad : i left messages all over creation . he 's bound to pick up one of them , sooner or later . just keep trying until then . darling , you got to let it go . babe is fine . you heard it straight from the horse 's mouth . krystal : yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . i know . i heard it . but what if it 's not true ? tad : what ? krystal : what if richie made her say that , tad ? what if he 's -- he 's got her ? tad : baby , i 'm sorry . now you 're just being para -- no , no , look , ok , just think about it , ok ? do n't get mad . why would he kidnap her , drag her out in the middle of nowhere , and have her call you just to tell you that she 's fine ? krystal : well , i did n't say he was sane . tad : you know that girl better than anybody . you know her voice . if something was screwy , you would have figured it out . she would 've let you know somehow , right ? krystal : you 're right . no , you 're right , you 're right . babe 's -- babe is fine . she 's -- she 's -- she 's going to be ok . tad : groovy . now that we got that sorted out , what do you have to be sorry for ? [ krystal remembers kissing adam ] tad : krystal ? [ scene_break ] kendall : you almost killed my husband . and you left him for dead , twice . richie : guess i should 've done it right the first time . kendall : shut up . shut up . my husband was bleeding and hurt , and you dumped his body on the side of the road . you made everyone believe that you were helping us search for zach and greenlee , but you trapped them in that hole , and you walked away . richie : you know you three hussies should get a new line . kendall : what , what ? you watched us grieve . you watched us suffer . my children almost lost their father . i almost lost my husband and my best friend . i did lose my best friend . richie : well , she 's right there . we can make this interesting , and you can kiss and make up . kendall : i told you to shut up . you changed our lives forever . forever . richie : yeah , i get it . i 'm the monster . babe : you talk too much . richie : yeah ? kendall : yeah , you do talk too much . yeah , shut up , shut up ! shut up ! you know what , you know what , you know what ? do you know what ? richie : hmm ? kendall : you think that you can get away with whatever the hell you want . you think you can harm people , and you think you can kill people and get away with it . well , you know what ? you know what , you know what ? not anymore . not anymore , baby . uh - uh , uh - uh , no . and just think about it . god , wow , wow , oh , would n't that feel good ? you know what , you know what ? a little pressure , a little pressure , a quick twist . done . dead , done , gone . richie : you do n't have the guts . kendall : i do n't have the guts ? oh , really ? oh , really ? yes , i do . yes , i do ! shut up ! shut the hell up . nobody will find you . nobody will look for you . everybody will thank me . [ the three women leave richie tied up and go talk outside ] greenlee : i would 've done it . i would 've slit richie 's throat and enjoyed it . ok , maybe not . but to see the fear in his face , to see the look in his eye that he might die at any second ? i needed that . kendall : it was really brave for you to face him and what he did to you . babe : at least it 's over now . [ scene_break ] colby : you know what i 'm going to wish for when i blow out my candles ? ren : what ? uh , what . colby : that was just a kiss . my party , my rules , remember ? yeah , hey , hey . oh , my god . come on , let 's go -- cassandra : wow . dré : yeah . cassandra : like , i always thought it was important to know someone 's favorite color , or something , before going for their tonsils . dré : yeah , i 'm with you on that . cassandra : huh . so what 's up with you ? like , you 're a hot , rocking musician man . where are your little groupies ? dré : uh , i let the new keyboard guy have them . so , um , you 're not going back to paris . your boyfriend must not be so happy . cassandra : yeah , i do n't have a boyfriend . i 'm single . perpetually single . dré : so what 's your favorite color ? [ scene_break ] samuel : well , uh , i , um , i have some prep work i got to do for this town - hall meeting tomorrow , so -- erica : oh , i 'm -- i 'm sure that you are already very well versed on -- on all the issues . samuel : tell jackson i 'll call him about the report i 'm submitting to the bureau of prisons , because i -- i 'd love his input . erica : i will . [ erica and samuel shake hands ] erica : thank you . for everything . samuel : it 's my pleasure . samuel : guard ? [ scene_break ] krystal : i 'm -- i 'm sorry because of everything that you 've been through , tad . i mean , you were shot , you -- you almost died , and just a minute ago , we thought kathy was missing , and it 's -- it 's just too much . i mean , you -- you deserve some peace , so that you can settle in and get to know your daughter without all this drama and craziness . tad : oh , i would n't know what to do without them . peace and quiet 's highly overrated . krystal : it 's not fair to you . tad : fair ? fair ? hey , man , you want to talk about fair ? the life we have , the life you 've given me ? i could n't ask for anything more . i ca n't -- i can barely count my blessings . i mean , we got jenny , kathy , little a , colby , babe in and out of the house , all hours of the day or night . place has got a decibel level of an international airport half the time . think about it . we got it all , man . we got schools and schedules , got play dates and real dates . we got diapers . we got teething , teen angst , all of it , rolled into one big , beautiful thing , and then , when all 's said and done , at the end of the day , when things have settled down a little bit , we get the best part . we got you and me together when it is quiet . and it 's perfect . i have that . i have all of that because of you . [ phone rings ] tad : are n't you going to answer it ? i mean , it might be j.r . krystal : uh , it 's , um , kyle , from the comeback . i 'm -- i 'm sure he 'll -- he 'll leave a message if it 's important . tad : hmm . hey , you know what ? why do n't i make you some tea ? i might even put something a little sassy into it . krystal : why do n't you just give me one of those hugs that you 're famous for ? tad : ok , sure . come here , baby . [ scene_break ] adam : do n't ignore me , krystal . when you get this call , call me back . what do you want ? carmen : i must have taken a wrong turn . i ca n't find my room , as there are so many bedrooms in this place . is mine the one with the balcony and the spa shower or the one with the big , pouffy bed ? i always wanted one of those . adam : uh , left of the mud room . carmen : excuse me ? adam : your bedroom is not on the second floor . it 's down here , between the kitchen and the mud room . carmen : you got a room for mud ? i 'll -- i 'll just go check it out . my room , i mean . i 'm sure it 's nice . adam : well , uh , as what you 've , uh , been residing in recently has been a federal - detention cell , um , i suppose you 'd find this magnificent . and you must check with lucretia about your uniform . i think it 's going to be a bit of change or two from what you 're accustomed to wearing . [ after adam leaves the room , carmen pours herself a drink ] carmen : salud . [ scene_break ] cassandra : my favorite color is green . colby : mine , too ! lime green ? kelly green ? forest green ? i once knew a girl named kelly greengrass , once . oh , my god . you guys , let 's dance . come on . cassandra : look , i 'm taking a break . colby : yeah , like , since we got here . oh , this is the best . really . you 're the best . oh , my god . you 're the best , too . and so are they . oh , my god . let 's change the music , huh ? new tunes . [ scene_break ] erica : would you believe my first lockdown , and i was in solitary ? oh , no , jack . do n't call the warden . no , no , i -- i was just visiting . no , really , i 'm fine . i 'm -- i 'm -- i 'm fine . i was n't alone . uh , sam -- sam -- samuel woods was with me . oh , well , you know him . i mean , that man is so uptight . i really think that solitary was more interesting when i was there by myself . [ scene_break ] babe : how did you know to find me here ? kendall : well , from that photo you have at the office , the day that richie brought you and little a here . it just clicked . babe : well , you got here just in time . greenlee : you got in a couple good hits yourself . babe : well , let 's just say he 's going to walk funny for a while . kendall : well , i 'll be sure to add that to the report . oh , zach , finally , you have service . yeah , um , i 'm here with greenlee and babe , and she 's fine . and we also have one other surprise for you . i think you 'll like it . [ scene_break ] [ urging richie to be quiet , annie walks around the cabin and picks up the knife ] | greenlee and kendall manage to gain the upper hand on ritchie and rescue babe from his clutches . greenlee and kendall tie ritchie up and then try to decide what to do with him . greenlee picks up a knife off the floor and holds it to ritchie 's throat . carmen comes into work at the chandler 's . the phone rings and when carmen answers it , it is tad on the other end and he wishes to talk to krystal . when carmen opens the living room , she finds adam and krystal kissing . krystal immediately talks to tad while adam and carmen get acquainted . samuel comes to see erica in her cell . he feels that he had taken advantage of the situation when they were in lock up together . colby , cassandra and another friend enjoy a girls ' night out , until dre and other boy show up to join in the festivities . |
adam : aidan wo n't be bothering you anymore . annie : i 'm just freaked out . i feel like every time i turn around , someone 's here taunting me or accusing me , and i 've been having nightmares . adam : well , you wo n't tonight , because tonight you 're sleeping with me . annie : adam , i know we 've gotten close , but i -- adam : no , no , no . i did n't mean it like that . the fact is , i have n't been sleeping very well myself lately , ever since stuart died . annie : you miss him . adam : well , of course , but it 's more than that . i -- every time i close my eyes , i go right back to that night . everything is so distorted . all the memories and the visions -- the images -- i ca n't seem to make any sense of it . so it seems the only time i can be calm is when you 're close . so when i said what i said about -- i did n't mean in my bed . i meant in the same room . ok ? annie : i 'd like that . adam : for some reason , i only feel good when you 're close by . maybe it 's because you were with me that night -- the night stuart was killed . you 're the only person who knows what actually happened to me . annie : well , not the only person . i told you everything . adam : tell me again . annie : why ? adam : because if i 'm ever going to get rid of this jumble of emotions , i need -- i need to understand them . will you help me ? [ scene_break ] erica : thank you . ryan , i have spent months fighting with kendall , trying to stay out of her life , but the thought that she would n't be in mine -- my god . i could lose another child . ryan : i will not let that happen . do you trust me ? erica : with my daughter 's life . ryan : i 'll find a way to get kendall out of this . i will . erica : i believe you , and i ca n't say that about too many men i know . thank you , ryan . ryan : for what ? erica : for being so strong . ryan : i 'm not . erica : oh , yes , you are . i trusted you , did n't i ? now it 's your turn . [ scene_break ] frankie : can i help you ? d.a . north : actually , i was looking for your dad . jesse around ? frankie : i think he 's out working on the chandler case . d.a . north : oh , finally . frankie : and what does that mean ? d.a . north : just that , you know , with everything going on with you , i think your dad 's been a little overextended , but it 's good to hear he 's back out on the job , and that you 're feeling better , of course . frankie : well , i 've had a lot of support . my family , my wife -- d.a . north : that 's a beautiful woman , your wife . you really hit the jackpot , did n't you ? [ scene_break ] zach : how do you know the d.a . ? randi : what do you mean ? zach : i saw him coming out of your apartment . you have nothing to do with the case , so what 's the connection ? randi : he was here looking for jesse . zach : i have a better idea . stop the bull . tell me what happened , right now . [ scene_break ] tad : but i did see you that night in the foyer . kendall ? and again outside on the terrace . at least , i think i did . kendall : tad , please . please , you ca n't tell anyone that . jesse : ca n't tell anyone what ? kendall : north is so determined to see me fry . he 's pitting everyone against me . you know , my friends and family -- i mean , who the hell is next ? my drycleaner ? jesse : calm -- calm down . kendall : no , jesse . listen to me . he has moved my trial up . jesse : i know , and i 've done everything i possibly can to take the heat off you , but this guy , north , he does n't want to hear it . tad : have you been subpoenaed , too ? jesse : yeah . i 'm going to have to testify . kendall : jesse , i told you i did not kill stuart . jesse : and yet our good d.a . north wo n't look at any other suspects . kendall : well , ryan said that he saw annie lavery acting all weird right in the same place where stuart was killed . i think it 's completely obvious that she 's using that mansion . she 's hiding behind adam as a shield . jesse : i do n't suppose you have any proof of this . tad : we thought we did . jesse : we ? tad : kendall . jesse : we ? tad : honey . jesse : we ? tad : me and ryan . i told him i started remembering things from the night stuart was murdered , including seeing annie running away from the house , and then this guy north starts on me . jesse : wait a minute . tad : and the next thing i know , i -- jesse : wait , wait , wait . you talked to the d.a . ? tad : it was ryan 's idea , and like i say , he completely got me screwed up , and the next thing i know , i 'm kind of sort of convinced that maybe it was n't annie i saw running away . kendall : but me instead . jesse : and you said this out loud . well , there goes another nail into your coffin . kendall : great . you might as well just bury me now . jesse : you should have come to me with these annie suspicions . and i assume north slapped you with a subpoena . tad : it 's on its way . jesse : yeah , well , you add that to me , ryan , and i 'm sure erica is next . these people -- your friends , family -- they 're going to have to get on the stand and tell the truth . [ kendall daydreams ] d.a . north : i 'll ask you again , mr. martin . who did you see running from the chandler mansion ? tad : kendall slater . d.a . north : and was this before or after you heard the gun go off ? tad : after . d.a . north : so stuart chandler had just been shot when you witnessed mrs. slater fleeing the scene . can you tell me how she looked ? calm ? nervous ? tad : she looked like she was running for her life . i 'm sorry , kendall . jesse : i understand how difficult this is for you and for tad , and if there was any way i could possibly get out of testifying , you know i would . jesse : kendall snuck out of the hospital , and when she got back , she lied . d.a . north : what can you tell me about her behavior ? jesse : she was agitated , on edge . clearly , she was covering something up . d.a . north : you were with mrs. slater as she watched her son die , or so she thought . jesse : yeah , i was . d.a . north : did you feel , in that moment , she was capable of murder ? jesse : at that moment , i felt she was capable of almost anything . hey , you all right ? kendall : everything they 've been doing -- my mom and zach and ryan -- it 's all for nothing . i 'm going to be convicted . [ scene_break ] erica : is something wrong ? ryan : i 'm just -- i 'm just kind of thinking about , you know , how can i protect kendall and emma , if i used to say the same thing to greenlee ? i used to say that i 'll always keep her safe , and look how that turned out . and , you know , am i going to fail my daughter , too ? erica : ryan , first of all , you did not fail . what happened to greenlee , that was a horrible accident . ryan : well , i should have been there . i should have stopped her . erica : and why were n't you there ? because you were home , sitting on the couch , eating potato chips ? no . you were being held at gunpoint . ryan : by annie . erica : yes , by annie , and this time she will be punished for all her crimes . ryan : how ? i mean , how ? she 's got adam on her side now , who 's building a friggin ' fortress around them . erica : no . just do not get me started on adam at this very moment . i mean , my goodness , the man used to eat corporations for breakfast , for heaven 's sakes . how could he not see that annie is pulling the wool over his eyes ? ryan : i wish i knew . erica : i mean , because adam is adam , and he is inherently devilish enough to certainly realize when somebody is playing him . ryan : so what is it between you guys ? i mean , is it love , or -- erica : it could be . it probably would be , if i did n't hate him so much . [ scene_break ] annie : i found you in the downstairs corridor . you were out of it and confused , and you asked for my help , so i took you up to the attic with emma . i was n't sure if you would make it . thank god you did . adam : what about stuart ? you did n't see stuart get shot ? annie : no . i was with you when the gunshot went off . that 's why i took us all up to the attic . i 'm telling you everything . please , you have to believe me . adam : well , i have no choice , with those drugs that hayward gave me . but yes , i believe you . annie : thank you . adam : i just do n't understand why i ca n't let it go . annie : it 'll be ok . i promise . [ door closes ] aidan : get off of me . you have no right grabbing me like this . first guard : found this guy parked across the street . second guard : he had recording equipment set up . there 's a bug in here . [ scene_break ] d.a . north : so , how long you been married ? frankie : a few months . d.a . north : ah , still in the honeymoon phase . frankie : trust me , we 've had our ups and downs . how about you ? how long you been with your wife ? d.a . north : a few years . pledging your life to one person -- it sure takes a hell of a lot of faith . frankie : well , it was n't a big leap for me . with randi , i just -- i knew . d.a . north : well , that 's we tell ourselves so we do n't panic . but , i mean , come on . do you ever really know ? there are times i look in my wife 's eyes , and i know there are secrets hiding in there . i 'm just saying , you know , it 's impossible to know absolutely everything about a person . frankie : well , randi and i happen to share everything . d.a . north : you 're very trusting . frankie : you 're not . i bet you question everyone and everything . d.a . north : i guess that 's why i became a lawyer . frankie : hmm . d.a . north : hmm . jesse : hey , frankie . how you doing ? frankie : hey . good , i guess . jesse : excellent . looking for me ? d.a . north : a question with an easy answer -- yeah . um , outside ? good to see you again , frankie . frankie : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] zach : henry north holds kendall 's life in his hands . he 's made it personal . randi : i 'm sorry . zach : what are you sorry about ? it 's not over yet . tell me everything you know about the guy . randi : i hate his guts . there 's really nothing else to say . zach : there has got to be more than that . he came out of your apartment . he came to see you , so obviously you guys know each other . randi : we used to . zach : used to when ? when -- randi : when i was a hooker . yeah . zach : and when he was a paying customer ? randi : it was different . zach : different how ? randi : henry was in love with me . henry and i -- we got close . he was so into me . he wanted to save me from a life of selling my body -- my soul . zach : that 's not a bad option . randi : i could n't do it . i mean , here was this big time lawyer , like , wanting to get into politics . i had no business being with a guy like that . so i walked away . zach : and he was broken up by it . randi : i cut off all contact . i do n't know , but what i can tell you , is the man who was in here tonight -- definitely not the same henry i knew . zach : why was he here ? randi : he wants us to start over . he even asked me to go away this weekend . zach : and the fact that you 're married is -- randi : no big deal to him . of course , i told him no , but then -- zach : but then what ? [ randi sighs ] zach : hey , do n't do it . you stay away from him . you understand ? randi : but what if i can help ? zach : what if you what ? if you can fix him ? heal him ? you ca n't . the man is dangerous . randi : i ca n't stand what he 's doing to kendall and to jesse . i mean , i know he 's not jesse 's boss , but he can still mess with his job . it just makes me sick . it 's so typical . i 'm finally happy . i finally stopped running . i have a husband that is amazing , a family that 's supportive , and now henry decides to come into my life ? zach : just so you know , this conversation never happened . randi : thank you . i just wish there was something else that i could do . zach : there is . live your life . i 'll take care of the rest . [ scene_break ] d.a . north : here i am , thinking the day 's a complete bust , when ryan lavery and his good buddy tad martin waltz into my office . jesse : yeah , i heard . d.a . north : so , another witness to put on the stand . the jury is going to eat this up . watching the anguish on these people 's faces as they 're forced to sell kendall down the river -- jesse : well , from what i understand , tad martin is n't entirely clear on what he saw . he now seems to think that the woman in question could have been annie lavery . d.a . north : so let him go there . i 'll get what i want regardless . jesse : annie was in the house the night of the murder . do n't you -- d.a . north : did you , or did you not rule her out as a suspect ? jesse : this is before tad remembered seeing her . d.a . north : remembered what ? seeing a woman with dark , maybe straight , maybe curly hair ? i mean , come on . annie lavery moved in with the grieving brother . not to mention the fact that no one saw her anywhere near the victim . no . investigating her is a complete waste of time . jesse : you really think this is a slam dunk , do n't you ? d.a . north : it 's pretty damn close . of course , it would be nice to have some direct evidence . wait a minute . that 's your job , is n't it ? well , maybe if you could pry yourself away from your family -- [ footsteps approach ] d.a . north : perfect timing . here comes one of them now . randi , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] erica : and i 'm fine without a man in my life . i am . actually , it 's very nice to kind of take a break . ryan : take a break from what ? from true love ? erica : ah , the elusive true love . but a man like adam , i mean , ok . yes . he 's really fun to spar with , and he 's deliciously witty and delightfully wicked , but -- ryan : but ? erica : no . there was -- there has never been that deep , undeniable connection between us . um , no . he is definitely not true love , or soul mate material . ryan : ah , well , if anyone deserves a soul mate , it 's you , erica . it is . who 's it going to be ? who 's going to be the lucky guy that gets to break down that wall ? erica : well , if and when he shows his face , you 'll be the first to know . ryan : ok . erica : well , i should go . ryan : all right . oh , hey , do n't forget this -- a little breezy out there . erica : oh , thank you . ryan : let 's see if i can figure it out . erica : thank you . ryan : goodnight . erica : goodnight . erica : oh , kendall . what ? what happened ? what is it ? kendall : i just -- i need to see ryan . erica : oh , well , tell me . what is it ? [ kendall imagines her trial again ] d.a . north : did you ever hear your daughter say she wanted adam dead ? erica : in those exact words ? d.a . north : in any words . erica : i do n't remember . d.a . north : do i need to remind you you 're under oath , ms. kane ? erica : all right . well , kendall said that she wanted adam dead , but that does n't mean that she -- d.a . north : thank you . no further questions . erica : i 'm sorry , kendall . i 'm so sorry . kendall ? kendall : you do n't have to be sorry , mom . erica : what ? kendall : everything is going to work out just fine . [ door closes ] ryan : hey . hey , hey , hey . what is this all about ? kendall : everything 's falling apart . [ scene_break ] d.a . north : just wanted to let you know i 'm going out of town . jesse : now ? d.a . north : is that a problem ? jesse : well , it 's just that you 've been living and breathing this chandler murder case . d.a . north : which , let 's face it , is pretty much open and shut , or at least it will be once you get some solid direct evidence against the defendant . so get to work . jesse : i 've been at work . d.a . north : i 'll be staying at the memorial hotel in d.c. give me a call when you find something . jesse : how 's frankie doing ? randi : oh , he 's doing great . jesse : good . give him my love , will you ? randi : yeah , of course , i will . d.a . north : good to see you again , randi . i 'll be in the jefferson suite when you change your mind . [ scene_break ] zach : you seen mrs. north anywhere ? francesca : no , she left about 10 minutes ago . zach : if you hear from her , give me a call on my cell phone . please . francesca : no problem . erica : zach , thank heavens you 're here . zach : is there a problem ? erica : well , i just saw kendall . she 's at ryan 's , and she seems very upset . what do you think we should do ? zach : i do n't know . erica : annie killed stuart . i know that . zach : well , even if we could prove it , there 's not enough time . erica : well , you 're not giving up , are you ? zach : no , no . i 'm not giving up . i 'd just like to know what kendall 's going to do next . [ scene_break ] kendall : everyone -- my family , my friends -- they 're all being forced to testify against me . ryan : you 're forgetting the most important thing here is that you 're innocent , ok ? no matter what north tries to get us to say up on that stand , you did n't kill him . you did n't kill stuart chandler -- bottom line . kendall : you think that will be enough to keep me warm in my cell ? ok , ryan , this is the part where you tell me i 'm being ridiculous and that i 'm not going to go to prison . but you ca n't , can you ? ryan : we still have time to get you out of this , kendall . we do . kendall : yeah , right . your subpoena . ryan : i 'll lie . kendall : no , you ca n't do that . and what , leave emma with no parents ? ryan , the truth is , you 're north 's star witness . [ kendall thinks about her trial ] d.a . north : why were you on the grounds that night ? ryan : i was looking for kendall . i wanted to make sure that she did n't do anything crazy . d.a . north : and when you finally found mrs. slater , how would you describe her state of mind ? ryan : she was upset . she thought her son had just died . d.a . north : was this before or after the gun went off ? ryan : it was after . it was after the gun went off . i 'm sorry , kendall . [ scene_break ] first guard : should we call the police ? adam : why do n't we start with an apology and go from there ? aidan : an apology ? are you kidding me ? i defended you , annie , when no one else would , because i loved you . i 'm not about to apologize for that . adam : you have absolutely no right harassing annie . aidan : i want the truth . do n't you want to know what really happened to your brother ? adam : kendall slater killed him . aidan : and what if she did n't ? what if the wrong person is tried and convicted ? adam : all right , that 's it . get jesse hubbard . arrest this man immediately . annie : adam , no . just let aidan go . adam : the man -- he spied on you . illegally , i might add . annie : ok , please . i know you 're angry . just do this for me , ok ? adam : all right . all right , let him go . but i 'm warning you . you so much as throw a stone on my property , and i 'll -- aidan : i 'm out of here . [ door slams shut ] adam : i know women are complicated , but you -- he 's trying to frame you for a crime that you did n't commit . annie : like aidan said , he just wants the truth , like we all do . adam : we have the truth . the truth is -- annie : the truth is that your brother is dead , and just like you thought , kendall stood on that terrace , aimed her gun , and shot him . [ scene_break ] ryan : we still have a chance to prove that annie did it . kendall : a chance that gets smaller every second . ryan : yeah , you 're right . we 're running out of time . that 's true , but you 've got a lot of people working for you , ok ? a lot . and we 're doing everything we possibly can do . kendall : i know , but what if everything 's not enough ? frankie : sounds like it does n't even matter whether kendall did it or not . this north guy -- he 's going to toast her anyway . he came by here earlier . randi : what ? why ? frankie : he was looking for my dad . i feel bad for him , you know ? randi : jesse , i hope you mean . frankie : he thinks kendall 's innocent , and this d.a . -- he wo n't hear it . and from what i understand , he 's making my dad 's life a living hell . he 's trying to turn the whole force against him . randi : that sucks . frankie : yeah , can you imagine what zach must be going through right now ? i know he and kendall have had their issues , but if i knew that you were getting tried for something you did n't do , i 'd lose my mind . randi : yeah . but , i mean , it 's not over yet . something could change between now and -- frankie : what , monday ? yeah , it would take a miracle . someone would have to come forth with something new , and no one 's had the guts to do that yet . randi : i 've got to go out of town . frankie : what ? since when ? randi : it 's just for a weekend . there 's this conference , and fusion needs someone to represent the company , so , you know , it 's time i stepped up . frankie : ah , look at you stepping up . you know what ? you 're going to be running that company before you know it . randi : yeah , i would n't know . i would n't push it that far , baby . frankie : hey , i 'm proud of you . randi : do n't be . i 'm just doing what 's best for everybody . frankie : like i said , i 'm proud of you . randi : frankie , i love you . frankie : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] erica : aidan . should n't you be outside the chandler mansion , waiting for little miss tire iron to incriminate herself ? aidan : hmm . security busted me . they found the bug . erica : oh , no . what now ? aidan : well , i think we 've hit a dead end as far as annie 's concerned . erica : well , i 'm sorry , but that 's just unacceptable . annie killed stuart . i mean , there has to be some way to prove that . aidan : not without an admission . and now that adam and annie know what we 're up to , we can forget it . erica : no , annie ca n't stay protected in that fortress forever . aidan : she 's not stupid , erica . she 'll go deep underground . erica : she 'll go deep under adam 's sheets is where she 'll go . aidan : whew , that 's a visual i can do without . thank you . erica : that makes two of us . [ scene_break ] ryan : worst - case scenario is you get convicted , but that does n't mean jack 's work is done , because he can still file for an appeal , and you can get another trial . and in the meantime -- erica : in the meantime , i could go to death row , ryan . and then there will be annie , surrounded by adam and all of his bodyguards , and she 'll be sitting pretty in a cushy mansion . ryan : not going to happen . kendall : why not ? the case will be closed . it 's not like jesse will keep looking for the real killer . ryan : no , he wo n't , but i will , and so will zach , and so will erica . ok , we are not going to give up , and neither should you . the trial has n't even started yet . kendall : yeah , well , i can tell you how it 's going to end . ryan : hey ! what 's going on ? i mean , since when do you give up a fight ? kendall : this is not a fight . this is an ambush . ryan : hey , so what ? you are innocent , ok ? so start acting like you 're innocent . a jury sees you like this , you might as well just admit that you 're guilty . kendall : i am guilty . not of murder . my god , ryan , look at what i did . i turned my back on my family , my husband , my boys . i got so caught up with us . ryan : yeah , well , you were n't alone in that . kendall : it was n't fair . not to them , and definitely not to you . ryan : hey , kendall -- kendall . i do n't blame you . kendall : of course , you do n't . thank you , ryan . thank you for everything . ryan : kendall ... zach : where 's kendall ? ryan : i have no idea where she is . zach : erica said she was here with you . ryan : she was here with me . she left . zach : you let her leave ? ryan : what did you want me to do , chain her to the couch ? zach : yeah , maybe . anything , but do n't get her involved in your annie mess . ryan : you 're right , i am a complete bastard for trying to give the woman some hope . i take it you have n't found the d.a . 's achilles heel ? zach : no , i 'm working on it . ryan : what if we ca n't do it , zach ? what if we ca n't save her ? zach : we will . let me know if you hear something . ryan : what are you going to do ? zach : i 'm going to find kendall before it 's too late . [ scene_break ] [ kendall imagines her trial again ] d.a . north : out of all the witnesses i 've questioned up here , not one of them has corroborated your story -- not your ex - lover , not your mother , not your good friend , tad martin . kendall : because none of them were with me when stuart was shot . if any of them had been , they would tell you that i did n't do it . d.a . north : and yet you 've admitted outright to wanting to . kendall : yes , i wanted adam dead -- for my son , for zach , for all of us . but when the moment came , i froze . i did not pull that trigger , no matter how badly you wish i did . d.a . north : the prosecution rests . rachael : are you ok ? kendall : yeah , yeah . i 'm good . rachael , do you mind , actually , if i have a second alone with the boys ? rachael : of course . kendall : all right , here . you know what ? i 'm going to sit right here and take this one . and then i 'll take this one -- number one . yes , keep your ball . and number two . thank you . rachael : sure . kendall : hey , guys . hey , guys . hi . i bet you 're wondering why mama has that sappy look on her face , right ? well , it 's because i have something very important to tell you . i do . i know . [ laughs ] [ scene_break ] [ alarm sounds ] erica : oh , do n't lay a hand on me . you 'll be sorry . guard : somehow i do n't see you as proficient in martial arts . erica : no , but i speak lawsuit very well . oh -- oh , how cozy . adam : what are you doing back here ? that blasted alarm ! did n't it occur to anyone to turn the damn thing off ? guard : you have the code , sir . adam : yes . [ alarm continues ] erica : sorry if i woke you . annie : oh , that 's ok . we were n't sleeping . adam was just showing me how beautiful the grounds look at night from his bedroom . erica : yes , yes , i 'm sure it 's very difficult for him to come up with ways to entertain you , because you are so limited . i mean , you obviously can not leave the house with that ankle bracelet . annie : that 's sweet of you to worry , but we manage just fine . has adam ever shared with you his reserve label brandy ? [ erica laughs ] annie : oh , duh , what am i saying ? you 're an alcoholic , sorry . erica : no offense taken . annie : anyway , the warmth of the drink and the glow of the moon -- have you seen it tonight ? god , it 's just -- it really made for an incredible evening . erica : i did n't come here to discuss the moon , but i bet you knew that , did n't you ? [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] d.a . north : please , come in . my god , you are beautiful . randi : it 's time for you to hold up to your end of the deal . d.a . north : what deal ? randi : the deal where you lay off kendall and you leave jesse alone . d.a . north : ah , right -- that deal . you know , now that i think about it , it 's kind of a lot to ask . i mean , all you did was make a quick little trip . randi : what do you want ? d.a . north : you know what i want -- you . be with me , randi , for old time 's sake . and i 'll give you anything you want . [ scene_break ] zach : kendall ? oh , there you are . hey , rachael . rachael : hey . i just put the boys down . zach : ok , where 's kendall ? rachael : i do n't know . she was here with spike and ian , but then she -- zach : but then she what ? rachael : she disappeared . [ scene_break ] kendall 's voice : hey , it 's kendall . leave me a message , and i 'll get back to you . [ tone sounds ] ryan : damn it , kendall . where are you ? where the hell are you ? [ scene_break ] erica : look at you . so coy in your silk robe , fawning all over adam , and standing in the exact room where stuart drew his last breath . you are disgusting . annie : it was horrible what happened to stuart . erica : made all the worse by this horrible charade that you are trying to get away with . well , you may fool adam , but you wo n't be so lucky with me . so you can sound the alarms , and you can hide behind adam 's hired muscle . i will get past them all , and i will come at you when you least expect it . i will come at you with everything i 've got until you have no choice but to tell the truth that my daughter kendall did not kill stuart -- you did . [ erica screams as annie chokes her ] [ erica struggles to breathe ] [ pounding on door ] annie : no more ! do you understand me ? no more ! [ pounding on door continues ] | jesse gets upset with tad for not confiding his suspicions about annie . henry has no interest in considering annie as a suspect , but he wants jesse to find something incriminating on kendall . ryan and erica share a close moment as they despair about kendall 's fate . although she tries to reassure her mother , kendall realizes that everyone 's testimony is going to incriminate her . when she expresses her fears to ryan , he counsels her to hold on to the fact that she 's innocent , but kendall feels guilty for the mess she 's made of her family and her life and believes she 's doomed .. randi tells zach that henry once had feelings for her . realizing she has to help jesse and kendall get the d.a . off their backs , randi lies and tells frankie she has to leave town on business . instead she heads to washington to find henry who proposes that randi sleep with him , saying he will be willing to leave her family alone . |
[ door opens ] liza : you really are difficult to read . maybe i just misunderstood you . damon : i guess i make that easy to do sometimes . liza : so , should we talk about these adoption papers ? i 'm sure you have a lot of questions . damon : i do have a lot of questions , but not about the papers . this is cool . liza : what is cool ? damon : having a normal conversation that does n't end with one of us slamming out the door . liza : so you want to know why i 'm being nice to you ? damon : pretty much . yeah . liza : damon , i 'm -- i 'm really not that difficult to understand . listen , you just show me a little decency and respect , i will show you the same in return . damon : that works . liza : ok , so prove it . erase those pictures on your computer . damon : [ chuckles ] hey , i 'm all about peace and everything , but let 's not get carried away . [ scene_break ] tad : let me get this straight . you want me to investigate damon ? colby : yes . tad : because you think he 's cheating on you ? colby : i am not crazy , tad . tad : i did n't say you were , but i got to be honest . i do n't think you got anything to worry about . and as far as i can tell , he 's nuts about you . colby : tad , but damon has been acting shady . tad : shady , how ? colby : i do n't know -- our relationship is different . he 's all secretive , and he always seems to be in the middle of doing something . tad , damon is no saint . tad : hardly . colby : yes , and how many times has he messed up ? tad : more times than i can count . colby : exactly . and now he does n't even want to go to new york with me . what does that say to you ? tad : well , i 'll tell you what it does n't say . it does n't say he 's going around your back and cheating on you . hey , look , the fact is , damon 's been having to deal with a lot curve balls lately . maybe what you 're reading as him pulling away is simply him trying to figure things out . colby : you know , this was a really stupid idea . i should have never have come here . tad : colby -- colby , come on . colby : tad , even if you did think something was up , you 're damon 's dad , and you 're a guy . you would just cover up for him , anyway . [ scene_break ] jesse : natalia has been down there for two days . she 's still has n't come up with anything on erica 's crash ? brot : well , the ntsb is n't exactly being helpful . jesse : well , what are they being exactly ? brot : they are blocking her out , chief . jesse : blocking -- a plane falls from the sky and nobody down there wants to know why ? unbelievable . you know what ? jesse : [ sighs ] doing this thing by the books , man , it 's -- it 's killing me . if i want to nail hayward -- whoa -- i 'm going to have to start playing by his rules . brot : hmm . well , you have something specific in mind ? jesse : no , just -- thinking out loud . [ scene_break ] amanda : a gondola ride on the grand canal ? how romantic would that be ? jake : molto romantic . hey , look , it says right here , `` italians like to use their hands a lot to communicate . `` that 's so funny , because that 's the way i communicate . i wonder if i 'm italian . hmm . amanda : just with me , i hope . jake : baby , of course , just with you . what 's the matter ? amanda : good answer . jake : of course . `` tolga i vostri vestiti . `` amanda : i 'm afraid to ask . jake : it means `` take your clothes off -- `` amanda : i do n't believe this . jake : `` right now . `` amanda : listen , i want this trip to be really special , and i know i 'm going to be working part of it . but -- jake : mm - hmm ? amanda : it 's our first family vacation -- if you can get away . jake : of course . well , i 'm trying to do everything i can to make sure that i can get away . amanda : all right . well , do you know when you 're going to find out ? jake : i 'm just waiting on a call from angie . [ scene_break ] angie : friday , july 2 , 2010 . self - administered visual field test shows some degradation . which was to be expected following the last episode . however , there has been no incident of vision loss in the last 48 hours . has inflammatory process subsided ? have i lost all the retinal cells i 'm going to lose ? my appointment with dr. beldon should give some answers . let 's just hope they 're the answers i 'm looking for . [ door opens ] jesse : hey . angie : hey . jesse : what is this place , your new home away from home ? angie : uh , since i 'm constantly being interrupted in the office -- jesse : you hide out here ? i get it . so listen , i hate to be another one of those interruptions , but this whole erica / hayward things is driving me nuts . go to lunch with me . angie : oh , sweetie , i -- i would love to , but i ca n't . i have to finish up this administrative report . jesse : oh , come on . what could be more important than spending quality time with a devoted husband ? angie : oh , jesse , come on , do n't do that . i 'll be feeling guilty for rest of the afternoon . jesse : ahem . something 's up . you might as well tell me what it is , 'cause you know i 'm not going to quit until i find out . [ scene_break ] tad : honey , for the last time , would you sit down , please ? just give me a minute . please ? you 're right about one thing , ok ? he is my son . and that has n't been easy . we finally inched our way to a good place , a place that does n't give me agita 24/7 . ok ? i do n't think it 's a good time for me to go digging behind his back for something that 's not there . colby : but what if it is there , if it does exist ? tad : but what if it 's not ? where is that going to leave you ? and me ? i mean , let 's face it -- the only thing he 's guilty of so far is acting a little distant ? colby : one second he is into me , the next second he is running the other way . what else could it be , tad ? tad : at his age ? how much time do you got ? colby : ugh . tad : no , no , no . wait , i 'm not -- it 's not a joke . i mean , signing up to go to new york with you -- that sounds great , but it 's a big deal . i mean , that kind of commitment might be freaking him out . it did to me when i was his age , and -- huh -- for about a decade thereafter . colby : great . so instead of `` tad the cad , `` i get damon , `` the player . `` tad : why do n't you just go talk to him ? he 's a good kid . he 's got a good heart . you know , he might just surprise you . colby : nope . no , no , i get it . he is my boyfriend . i -- am just going to figure it out myself . [ scene_break ] damon : do n't get me wrong . this new thing we have going is way better than you ripping me a new one 24/7 , but actually trusting you -- i 'm not there yet . liza : well , just for the record , i 'm not there yet , either . but i do want you to understand , damon , i have never been out to hurt you . damon : never ? liza : no . my sole focus has been protecting my daughter . damon : yeah , from me . liza : yeah , and -- well , from herself . damon : ok , you lost me . liza : listen , my daughter is an incredibly caring and passionate young woman . and after the disaster that was her father and me , i really think the only thing that she really wants is to be safe , to be loved . damon : does n't everybody want that ? liza : yes . but not everyone can provide it . damon , why are you making colby think that you can ? come on , here you are -- you 're starting a whole new life . right ? here , with tad . i mean , you do plan on staying , do n't you ? damon : yeah , i think so . liza : ok . give colby the same chance in new york . damon : look , it 's colby 's life , ok ? it 's not up to me . liza : oh , that is such bull , damon , and you know it . come on , you tell her to stay , she 's going to stay . do n't . encourage her to go . and if you do that , i will help you any i can . i 'll help you with this adoption , a job , whatever . [ damon sighs ] liza : damon , i am not asking for the impossible here . all i 'm asking is for you to be straight with her . and if you do that , you 're going to earn a friend . damon : hmm ? liza : yeah . me . come on , it 's got to be a lot better than -- well , how did you so eloquently put it ? damon : oh , you ripping me a new one ? liza : yeah . that . damon : it 's just weird . it 's just weird . liza : what is weird ? damon : after everything that 's gone down between us , and all the crap that you 've pulled , i still almost like you . [ door closes as colby enters ] [ scene_break ] jake : all right . you know , all this talk of italian , it 's making me hungry again . whoa . amanda : we just ate . jake : yeah , i know , but i 'm talking about authentic , like the real pasta . like , maybe we could have that tonight . what do you say ? amanda : the model in me says absolutely no way . jake : yeah , ok , but how about the civilian in you . amanda : i 'm drooling . jake : oh , yes ! ok , so that 's a good -- that 's a yes ? amanda : si . jake : si . excellent . all right , i 'll tell you what i 'll do . i 'll go to manetti 's tonight on the way home , and i will get us a spread , all right ? a bottle of red , some linguini carbonara -- how do you feel about mussels ? the shellfish variety , not mine . amanda : i love them both . jake : really ? ok , then i 'll order some . ok , baby . oh , i got to get to the hospital . amanda : all right . go , go , go . jake : leave her a little something . yeah , that 's enough . ok -- oh , remember . siete bello . amanda : what -- you 're beautiful , too . [ scene_break ] angie : honey , you 're just too good to me . you know that ? jesse : what i know is , you are avoiding my question . angie : i guess i should know better than that with the chief of police . jesse : it 's hayward , right ? what 's he done now ? i will rip him a new -- angie : you know what ? i know it 's hard to believe , but everything wrong in the world ca n't be blamed on david hayward . jesse : around here , most of it can . be that as it may , something 's going on . angie : baby , it is just the job . jesse : what , having to give people bad news , or dealing with things you ca n't fix or cure ? angie : exactly . jesse : yeah . angie : exactly . jesse : i forget sometimes how rough it can be for you . angie : you think you have enough in your life to deal with . and then something hits close to home . and all i want to do is find you and just bury myself in your arms . jesse : hey , bury away . come here . angie : oh , baby , do you have any idea what strength you give me ? jesse : are you sure it 's just the job that 's weighing on you ? angie : is n't that enough ? jesse : i do n't know . this whole pregnancy thing -- you thinking about that a little bit ? angie : why ? have you ? jesse : a little . angie : i mean , it was a moment that took us by surprise , but it came and went . listen , i 'm glad you stopped by , honey , really . and you know , i would love to have lunch -- jesse : but you ca n't . angie : listen , rain check . dinner tonight , ok ? jesse : i 'm there . jake : out of all the chiefs of staff , you are my favorite . and i 've had a lot . and you 're lucky , because i could have picked david , but he stinks . angie : should n't you be on rounds ? jake : oh , i switched with henderson . someone 's got to give you a ride to the doctor . angie : oh . thank you , but i do n't need an escort . jake : really ? angie : i 'm more than prepared . jake : hmm . angie : i can do this on my own . jake : right , but why should you have to ? [ scene_break ] colby : i was hoping you 'd still be here . damon : i live here . colby : right . i wanted to talk to you about some stuff . i want to talk to you about new york and some other stuff . damon : yeah , we should do that . yeah , but later , ok ? colby : ok . but why not now ? damon : i just -- i have to be somewhere . colby : where are you going ? damon : out . it 's no big deal . i 'll call you later , i promise , ok ? [ door opens and closes ] colby : i am not crazy , right ? you just saw that . he could n't get away from me fast enough . liza : honey , it might not have anything to do with you . colby : well , then what does it have to do with then ? liza : i do n't know -- maybe he 's just busy . colby : yeah . or maybe he wants to break up with me and does n't have the guts to do it . [ scene_break ] tad : there 's absolutely no sign of your plane mechanic . after what hayward pulled with the nurse in the bar in pennsylvania a while back , it proves to me this guy , king , is on his payroll . you got any more doughnuts ? jesse : that 's not the proof i need , tad . tad : [ imitating jesse ] well , patience , baby . [ jesse sighs ] tad : we 'll nail him . jesse : how many times have we said that ? hundreds ? thousands ? tad : [ normal voice ] so what ? it just means the odds are in our favor . jesse : right . tad : look , kid , you want to vivisect hayward . nobody understands better than i do . there 's no point in doing it if you 're going to have a coronary . i mean , hayward 's not worth it . jesse : yeah , well , i would buy that if it was just him and me . the man 's going after my family , tad . tad : angie again ? jesse : and frankie now . and there 's no way i 'm going to stand by and watch that happen . [ scene_break ] angie : i wish i had never told you about my condition . jake : you did n't tell me about it . i found out by myself . you know why ? because i 'm smart . yeah . hey , look , i 'm glad to back off as soon as you tell your husband . angie : no . if jesse knew that -- if jesse knew that david was the reason for my infection -- i 'm not telling him . jake : no problem . then you 're stuck with me , ok ? you know why ? because you need support . and what 's this ? you ca n't be driving when you have this condition . you want me to follow you all over town with my hazards on ? i 'll do it . angie : all right . all right , fine ! jake : ok , fine . angie : fine . ok . jake : going to need this , too . angie : what ? what is this ? jake : it 's just some questions you 're going to have to broach the specialist with . i did some research last night . oh , and -- and you 're going to need these . angie : breath mints ? jake : yeah . well , they 're not for you , they 're for the doctor . you know how doctors are . they get all up in your grill . no . who knows ? maybe he had garlic for breakfast . i do n't know . angie : [ smiles ] thank you . jake : right . you ready to do this ? wait , that 's not a question you can really answer . let 's do this . [ keys jingle ] jake : i got that . come on , after you . come on , let 's go . [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] colby : everything was going great with damon , and then -- what were you guys talking about before i got here , anyway ? liza : oh . the adoption . honey , i had some stuff that i wanted him to look over . but i -- i just think that he 's just got a lot going on right now . i mean , he 's letting go of an old life , he 's starting a new one . colby : ok , i get that , but -- why ca n't he talk to me about it ? liza : i do n't know , honey . i think maybe he just needs some time . colby : time for what ? liza : get his life together . i -- i really do n't know , but i think this is a wonderful opportunity for you to think about you now . think about yourself for a change . you know , this -- this internship , honey , is so important . colby : it 's not more important than damon . liza : honey , i know that you feel like this relationship is the most crucial thing right now , but -- colby : that 's because it is . liza : oh . colby : mom , when are you going to get that ? liza : i do , honey . i really do . colby : i love him , mom . i -- liza : i know . i know . but he 's obviously having some issues . so what are you going to do ? you going to put your whole life on pause ? honey , do n't let him hold you back . colby : i have to go . [ scene_break ] jesse : hayward is doing everything he can to make life miserable for angela . he 's slashing hours and supplies . how the hell is she supposed to run a hospital like that ? tad : if i know angie , she 's holding her own just fine . jesse : yeah , she 's doing the best she can , but there are only so many hours in a day , and she is spending every single one of them at the hospital . tad : so you think that 's his game plan ? that hayward wants to bully her out of a job ? jesse : well , that 'll never happen . angela 's worked way too hard to get where she is . i 'm not about to let him take that away from her . tad : yeah , well , i know how you feel . jake 's probably on the firing line , too . so we 've established hayward 's game plan . what 's yours ? jesse : take him down -- for good . and on charges that he can not squirm out of . he took that plane down , tad . tad : all right , you do n't have to convince me . but there is one problem . i mean , david 's a lot of things , a whole lot of things , but he 's not stupid . nailing him is n't going to be easy . jesse : nothing worth it in life is , tad . tad : what is it ? do n't give me that . look like you got a headache . i 've known you for a lot of years , kiddo . i understand this thing with hayward is eating you alive , but there 's definitely something else going on . what is it ? jesse : it 's -- i ca n't stop thinking about that baby . tad : you mean the one that might have been , but was n't . jesse : yeah . i know it came out of nowhere , but it was definitely something we were n't prepared for . tad : and it changed things with angie ? jesse : well , i ca n't help thinking that this could have been a second chance . having this child with angela , it could have made up for time i lost with frankie . tad : hey , have you discussed this with your wife ? jesse : there 's no time with david breathing down her neck . hospital is all she thinks about . she eats , breathes , sleeps it . i tell you , man , i am so over this man . you have no idea . tad : oh , but i do . which is why i intend to be with you on this every step of the way . [ scene_break ] amanda : of all the waiting rooms in all the world -- jake : you had to walk into mine . amanda : hi ! jake : hi , babe . what 's cooking ? what are you doing here ? amanda : hi . i 'm -- i 'm here to pick up headshots . jake : really ? from an ophthalmologist 's office ? amanda : well , the photographer 's place is next door . i saw you . what -- what 's your excuse , mr. 20/20 ? jake : yeah . 20/10 , actually , but who 's bragging ? i am . what a butt . i 'm -- i 'm doing a consultation . sort of a house call . amanda : oh . well , great . i 'll hang out and wait till you 're done . maybe we can get a coffee after . jake : hmm , i would love that , except it 's probably going to take a while . amanda : oh . all right . well , i 'll hang out until they 're ready for you . jake : i -- i would love that . the only thing is , the nurse was just out here a millisecond ago asking for me , already to come in . i 'm just slow - poking . she was , like , helga - looking thing , like a wrestler , and i think i should listen to her . otherwise , she 'll crush me . amanda : all right . jake : all right . so -- and you have your head shots , so -- amanda : all right , all right . so i 'll see you tonight ? jake : yeah , yeah , yeah . well , of course . you , me , and a bowl of pasta . amanda : ooh ! jake : it 's going to be fab . amanda : all right , i love you . jake : i love you , too . amanda : bye , babe . angie : it looks like my diagnosis was spot on . fungal endophthalmitis . i told the doctor i would have preferred it if i had been wrong . jake : well , what did he say about the symptoms abating themselves for the last few days ? angie : oh , he said it probably does n't mean that much . but he gave me an experimental medication to try . jake : well , that 's something , right ? angie : yeah . i mean , whether it works or not , only time will tell . jake , i could lose my sight . jake : why do n't i just drive you home right now , ok ? call your husband from the car . angie : oh , no . jake : what do you mean , no ? angie : i 'm -- i 'm not going home . jake : well , where are you going ? angie : i 'm going back to the hospital . jake : oh , no , no , no , angie . angie : no , i 've got work that i have to do . and for all we know , not a whole lot of time to do it in . thank you . [ scene_break ] tad : paul ? paul : i 've had a couple of days off . i thought i 'd pass through . some of damon 's things . tad : well , by all means , come on in . so , i guess this is where you should ask me how your son is doing , huh ? paul : he 's not my son anymore . damon : colby -- what are you doing here ? paul : polite as ever , i see . damon : that is not even close to an answer . tad : he just stopped by to drop off some of your stuff . damon : mm - hmm . and drop - kick me to the curb . [ scoffs ] [ scene_break ] brot : hey , chief , you got a second ? jesse : not really . brot : it 's about that guy we hauled in , the drunk and disorderly ? jesse : brot , if this does n't have anything to do with the plane crash , i do n't want to hear it , ok ? brot : ok . i 'll figure something out . jesse : good . go figure . is there something else ? brot : no , um , you know , just too many of those will do a number on your stomach . jesse : oh , so you 're a doctor now ? brot : no , i 'm -- i 'm just saying -- jesse : get back to work . [ sighs ] yeah , i would like to book a ticket . [ scene_break ] jake : you know -- you ca n't really just go back to business as usual . angie : why not ? jake : well , because we just came from the specialist who said it 's possible you could lose your sight . you said it . angie : i can handle this , jake . jake : well , with all due respect , i do n't know if that 's true . remember the other day , you needed some help with that patient ? what if you were trying to save a life right then ? i just think it 's a good idea that maybe you take a leave of absence . angie : and let david destroy what 's left of this hospital ? i ca n't do it . i wo n't do it . the first sign of weakness is all it 'll take . david is trying to pick us apart so that he can replace us with his own people , people who do n't give a damn about anything except kissing david 's ass ! now , if i retreat now -- jake : ok . all right , all right . this is not warfare , ok ? angie : that 's exactly what it is . jake : well , then you do n't have to fight it by yourself . i 'm right here , ok ? and frankie . angie : not for long . not if david has anything to say about it . jake , if it were n't for his staff cuts , his supply cuts , i would n't even be fighting this damn infection right now ! now , i am not going to lose my sight in this hospital , too . [ scene_break ] damon : what , i 'm wrong ? come on in then . have a seat . been a while since we caught up . cool . come on . that 's what i thought . see , he 's not here to drop off stuff or check in on me , he 's here to make sure the adoption went through . paul : hmm . damon : is n't that right , dad ? god forbid , you and mom have to deal with me for one more second . not that you ever really dealt with me , anyway . paul : if you 're asking if your mother and i have a problem with this -- situation -- damon : translation -- dumping me on this guy 's doorstep . paul : the answer is no . damon : shocker . tad : well , maybe i should let you guys discuss this on your own . unless , of course , you want me to stick around . damon : it 's cool . i 'm good . man , it 's just a -- it 's a dream come true for you , is n't it ? me officially out of your life . paul : you have no idea . damon : neither do you . because i do n't need you anymore . i have something i 've never had for my entire life . a father . [ chuckles ] a real father . so what did you do when you found out i was n't your kid ? did you throw a rager ? no , no , no , let me guess . you and mom planned another trip around the world , huh ? come on , you must have done something to celebrate the kick - ass moment . paul : you think this is a surprise ? i 've known all along , damon . damon : what , mom told you ? paul : she did n't have to . no son of mine would ever behave the way you did . lie after lie . screw - up after screw - up . i could tell something was n't right . damon : that 's funny , 'cause that 's exactly the way i felt about you . paul : ah . [ scene_break ] liza : what are you doing out here ? is colby inside ? tad : no . no , paul miller decided to grace us with his presence . he 's in there with damon right now . liza : oh . well , i do n't hear any furniture being thrown . i guess that 's good news . tad : give 'em a minute . they just started . on the upside , it looks like the adoption wo n't be any problem at all , because neither miller nor hillary has any intention of contesting . liza : oh . well , tad , that 's great . it 's great . tad : you have no idea . you know why ? because to the kid in there , this is n't just a formality . a rubber stamp on a piece of paper . this is the day that changed everything . liza : for the better , i hope . tad : well , that 's the plan . you going to say it , or not ? liza : say what ? tad : whatever it is you 're dying to say . your nose is doing that thing -- liza : no . tad : you look like rabbit . liza : stop . tad : well , you do . liza : ok , i ca n't get anything past you . tad : a lot of years , kitten . liza : i just -- i just do n't want you to expect too much , you know ? get disappointed . tad : you really believe he 's destined to disappoint me , do n't you ? liza : i just think it 's a possibility . [ tad sighs ] liza : all right , i 'm going to go get these adoption papers going , huh ? would you let colby know that i 'm looking for her ? tad : all right , will do . liza : i just hope you get everything that you want . tad : so do i . so do i . [ scene_break ] paul : hey , if everything 's working out for the best -- damon : `` if `` ? paul : then what are you do damn angry about ? damon : i do n't know ! maybe the fact that you made me feel like crap for the past two decades ! paul : did you ever think that maybe you deserved it ? tad : do n't talk to him like that . damon : would you just do me a huge favor , please -- tad : damon , that 's enough . that 's enough ! damon : and forget you ever knew me ? paul : fine . my pleasure . tad : what the hell 's wrong with you ? paul : me ? that kid -- tad : no , not that kid , all right ? not that kid , my kid . paul : whoever he is , he 's a lost cause ! tad : the only lost cause in this room is you . get out of my house . now . [ scene_break ] jake : there 's just no talking to you , is there ? angie : no . either you 're with me or against me . jake : well , obviously , i 'm with you . angie : so does that mean that you 're going to keep quiet ? jake : [ sighs ] if we do this , we do this on my terms , you understand ? no seeing patients alone . angie : of course not . i would never put a patient at risk . look , i will focus on my administrative workload for the most part . jake : well , `` for the most part `` -- so , what , you still want to take cases ? is that what you 're saying ? angie : well , some . jake : [ sighs ] well , not without me there to shadow you . angie : fine . jake : fine . then i will do whatever i can to make sure that david does n't find out . angie : thank you . jake : fine . you 're welcome . and if this continues -- if this continues to deteriorate , you 're going to be honest with me . ok ? you 're going to tell me . and you 're going to tell your husband . angie : listen , i -- i do n't want to upset him . until i know if the drugs are working . because when jesse finds out that david is partly to blame -- jake : you 're going to tell your husband . or i 'm going to tell your husband . angie : ok . jake : ok . all right . and -- and this is important . this is the most important part . angie : oh , god . what else ? jake : no , do n't -- it 's not funny . i 'm going to help -- angie : i 'm not laughing ! jake : i 'm going to help you see , right ? so if i ever hear you call me `` fido `` or `` buster `` or any other names that go along with seeing eye dog , i swear , i am going to quit . [ angie laughs ] jake : that is non - negosh . non - negosh . put it there . angie : what is that ? get out . get -- come here . [ chuckles and hugs jake ] oh , jake -- baby , i do n't know how i 'm going to get through this without you . i really do n't . jake : well , i 'm not going to let you find out . angie : i love you . [ scene_break ] damon : can i come in ? colby : what 's up ? damon : i want to apologize for what happened back at tad 's . if it seemed like i was blowing you off -- colby : were n't you ? damon : [ sighs ] no , but -- if i made you feel like crap -- i was just reminded of how much that sucks , and i 'm sorry . colby : ok . is this the only reason why you came by ? damon : you said that we should talk about new york , and you 're right . i think that you need to go without me . colby : wow . ok . rejected , twice in one day -- that is awesome . damon : that 's not what this is . colby : well , the what is it ? we had a plan to go to manhattan together , and i was going to take that internship . damon : i still think you should . colby : alone ? damon : yes . colby , there 's way too much going on right now for me to just up and bail . colby : ok , well , i 'll just -- i 'll stay here then . damon : no , you ca n't do that . this could be the start of something really , really cool for you . you ca n't just miss out on that because of me . colby : you are sounding just like my mom . what is this ? did -- did she get -- did she get to you ? huh . why ca n't she just leave us alone ? damon : because she cares , that 's why . you 're lucky . colby : tad cares a lot . damon : yeah , but we are just beginning to figure stuff out . and you -- you need to think about yourself right now , and your big , fancy career as a fashionista , or whatever . [ liza eavesdrops ] colby : how can i do that when i am so worried about us ? damon : that 's easy . you stop worrying . just because you 're there , and i 'm here does n't mean that we ca n't be together . colby , you 're going places . do n't hold back 'cause of me . [ scene_break ] tad : paul -- paul : what do you want , martin ? tad : huh . not much . i just forgot to give you something . [ punches paul ] paul : oh ! brot : you know , tad , i 'm sorry about this , but the guy is pressing charges . tad : he 'll get over it . it was so worth it . [ scene_break ] jake : hey . amanda : hi . jake : can you get away ? amanda : right now ? jake : i just want to take you home . amanda : oh . well , ok . well , should we stop at manetti 's first ? jake : forget manetti 's . i just want to be with you . amanda : hey , what 's going on ? jake : nothing , i 'm just -- i 'm just lucky . you know ? it 's -- it 's you . it 's everything about you . the way you walk across a room . the way you play pinky fingers with our son . and i get to see it all . i mean , i get to see it all . [ hug ] [ scene_break ] jesse : oh . hey , baby , listen . sorry , i 'm going to have to miss dinner . angie : where are you going ? jesse : west virginia . this investigation into erica 's plane crash is not moving the way i would like it to . angie : well , i thought you sent natalia to cover all of that . jesse : yeah . well , it seems the feds are not being too helpful , so i 'm going to run down there and give them a little nudge . angie : what kind of nudge ? jesse : a friendly nudge , all right ? listen , you going to be ok ? i 'm only going to be gone a day or two . angie : yeah . of course , i 'll -- i 'll be ok . um , yeah , i can -- i can take care of myself . jesse : yeah -- actually , the person that needs to be taken care of is david hayward . thinking about what he 's done to you and frankie , i -- hand to god , the man does one more thing to hurt my family , someone 's going to have to take away my gun . angie : no guns , jesse . jesse : i just need to lock that man up . angie : well , i want you to do what you need to do , ok ? because you know i 'll always have your back . and i know you 'll always have mine . | liza and damon try to mend fences between them and get along for a change . liza tries to convince damon into talking colby into going to new york alone . colby talks to tad into investigating damon to see who he had been seeing behind her back . angie is in a room at the hospital , dictating some notes about her eyesight . jesse comes in and interrupts her . jesse questions angie as to what is going on , but angie refuses to tell him anything . jake and amanda make plans for a family / work trip / vacation to italy . jake sees angie at the hospital and urges her to tell jesse what is going on . jake and angie see a doctor about her eyesight . |
[ previously_on ] aidan : did you find anything of interest at michael 's ? i 'm going to have to check this out . erica : you made the right decision , not telling greenlee that she is jackson 's daughter . david : how do you like it , knowing that you have no control over anything ? tad : unlock the cuffs . liza : well , i 'll let jamie unlock the cuffs in the morning . have a nice night . [ scene_break ] kendall : stick a fork in me , i 'm done . aidan : yeah . it 's only going to get hotter before we leave . now , get out of those clothes . kendall : well , usually i like a little more foreplay first . aidan : this was your idea , kendall . kendall : yeah , i know , and i 'm very glad that you decided to join me . aidan : oh , i intend to have fun . now , come on , off with that . kendall : all right , all right . all right , already . looks like you beat me to it . aidan : how 's that ? kendall : well , this whole thing that we planned , the good cop / bad cop , remember , i 'm the bad one . aidan : are you sure you 're up to it ? it might get a bit rough . kendall : watch me . i can get as bad as it takes . michael : well , you certainly work hard . hi . mia : hi , michael . i did n't hear you . michael : no . mia : sorry . those are beautiful . beautiful . michael : oh , thanks , thanks . well , listen , i was hoping we could get away for a little while . i mean , it is a holiday . mia : oh , yeah , yeah . but not for me . our sexy man contest is really kicking into full gear , so i 'm probably going to be here for -- ooh -- all hours of the night . michael : uh - huh , uh - huh . and you 're not just the slightest bit tempted to know what i had in mind ? mia : oh , i am so tempted . please do n't make it harder . michael : well , what if that hothead aidan devane were to walk in here ? what would happen then ? mia : he wo n't , michael . i just told him that i 'm not interested , you know ? michael : mm - hmm . mia : who needs that kind of jealousy and insecurity ? not me . michael : exactly , exactly . so if you were to have your own private , two - man sexy man contest , i 'd win ? mia : what do you think ? michael : this is what i think . greenlee : let go ! michael : ow ! greenlee : let go ! michael : what the -- greenlee : get out . mia : greenlee ! michael : you know , you 're only turning me on with that thing . greenlee : you 're a disgusting pig ! now get out of here . get out of here before i call the cops . michael : well , what do you think , mia ? does greenlee here have to call the cops ? [ scene_break ] reggie : for the last time , i was not going to shoot luis . jack : anna , he handed me the gun willingly . anna : yeah , i saw you take it from him . and then erica said that she came over because she 'd heard about a shooting . erica : no , i did n't . the only reason i came rushing over is because i knew that jack had left the hospital without permission . anna : well , i heard what you said . erica : well , i do n't care what i said . i do n't know anything about a shooting . reggie : look , there was n't a shooting . there was n't going to be a shooting . jack : sit down . erica : so you made a mistake , anna . it was the heat . anna : oh , yeah , probably . listen , reggie , look at me . you 're facing serious charges , and you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law unless i am satisfied . do you understand that ? erica : anna , for heaven sakes . are n't there more serious crimes happening -- actually happening right now -- right now in pine valley ? anna : i do n't know . are there ? jack : honey , please . erica : oh , please , look , of course , reggie should not have had a loaded gun . but as he said , there was no shooting . jack : yeah , more important to the point , he is going to be cooperating with the law , are n't you , reggie ? anna : that 's all i want . jack : good . listen to me , this code of silence of the street thing -- you got to forget about it . this is your chance to avenge your brother george . everything you tell us we can use to put luis away forever . man , i 'm trying to help you ! help me help you , will you , reggie ? erica : jack , come on . please calm down , jack . you just got out of the hospital . you should n't be out of the hospital -- jack : no , i 'm fine . no , no , no , erica , i am fine . but you are in a headlock , son , and that 's where you 're going to be unless you let me help you . reggie : look , i do n't care , all right ? lock me up if you have to ! i 'm not saying anything ! jack : no , nobody is going to lock you up . reggie : let me leave so i can go pack my bags ! so i can just forget about you and you can forget about me . [ scene_break ] tad : all right , enough is enough . now tell me what the hell you 're doing about david . anna : wait a minute , tad . tad : i have n't got a minute because , obviously , my family is in danger out there . anna : well , i 'm in the middle of something , and i have n't had time to deal with david yet . tad : well , then make time , anna , please . please . the fact is your ex - husband has clearly gone over the edge . leora : what are you doing , daddy ? david : remember when daddy said that he was going to get justice ? well , today is judgment day , darling . [ scene_break ] jack : now , suppose you tell me why you think it is i want you to move out . reggie : the veins in your neck . you 're really angry . jack : angry ? you 're damn right i 'm angry . what you did was stupid , reggie -- getting into my safe , taking my gun out of there , trying to handle luis by yourself . what the hell were you thinking about , anyway ? you know , as a rule , parents do n't like their kids doing things that might get them killed . try to remember that in the future , will you ? reggie : i 'll try . jack : good ! i mean , look , i 'm going to get mad . you 're going to get angry . it 's going to happen , but we ca n't ever give up on one another . not ever . you follow me ? reggie : so what is that supposed to mean ? jack : it means now i 'm going to stop yelling , and i 'm going to go out there , and i 'm going to try to fix this , and you 're going to help me , ok ? because i do n't want any kid of mine on either end of a loaded gun . ok ? reggie : jack -- you really think of me as your kid ? jack : yeah . why ? you got a problem with that ? reggie : well , you know , i 'm supposed to be relieving your , you know , liberal guilt . jack : all right , maybe it 's kind of that way , yeah , but you 've grown on me . maybe i 've been presumptuous . maybe i should ask you . is it ok if i think of you as my son ? i 'll take that as a yes . come here . you ever do anything stupid like that again , i 'll kill you . [ scene_break ] tad : we 're talking about your job here , anna . look , what david did was criminal . no matter what your feelings are for your ex - husband , you ca n't show him some kind of preferential treatment . anna : will you calm down ? i know what david is capable of . so , tell me how he 's threatened your family . tad : he stated very clearly that jamie was going to be in danger and there was nothing i could do about it . he swore he would see to it because in his twisted little mind , i 'm responsible for killing your daughter . i 'm sorry . it -- i 'm sorry . that was awful . anna : it 's my job to protect the people in this town , and i will . even if it 's from david . tad : find him . anna , just do it , for his own sake if not for everybody else 's in his line of fire . jamie 's still out there . i 've got to get back to him . anna : yeah . get back to jamie . you should . tad : i meant what i said , ok ? i apologize . i know how much you loved leora . whether you believe it or not , my heart goes out to you . even to david . my heart goes out to any man who 's lost a daughter . [ scene_break ] mia : i hope that answers your question . michael : mm - hmm . greenlee : i am not believing this . michael : actually , i think it 's kind of sweet how greenlee cares so much about you . but you know what ? no need to worry because mia 's simply moving up . she 's moving on from that depressing cockney bartender to me . greenlee : who ? does he mean aidan ? you 're seeing aidan , too ? michael : whoa , whoa , wait a second . you did n't know about this ? mia : you 're only my boss at work . that does n't mean i have to take orders from you regarding my social life . greenlee : you call it social , mia . i call it suicidal . [ scene_break ] [ band plays ] ruth : there you are . we need some more ice . joe : right . well , could you do that , sweetheart ? we 're in the middle of something . ruth : fine . keep an eye on it , will you , please ? joe : i will . no use worrying your grandmother . tell me again . he was in handcuffs ? jamie : handcuffs , yeah . and he was sitting down on a chair , and he was -- his ankles were tied to the chair . joe : my goodness . but he was all right otherwise ? jamie : yeah , yeah . joe : well , he 's one lucky man , your father , that you came by and found him when you did . did he say what happened ? jamie : grandpa , that 's the worst part . it was david hayward . joe : david hayward ? he was here last night . jamie : i know . he said to tell dad , `` hi . `` joe : well , well , look , it 's over now . it 's ok . it 's ok . jamie : no , no , no . no , it 's not ok . hayward hates us . he always has . joe : but we 'll worry about that later . the important thing is , you know , that -- you said yourself -- your dad was ok ? i mean , he was n't really hurt , right ? jamie : yeah , he 's fine . but you should have seen him last night . joe : i 'm sorry . jamie : it was weird . it was like i walked in some kinky sex scene , you know ? joe : oh , well -- look , you did everything right . you did everything right . but we 'll worry about everything else later on , ok ? it 's a fair . have a good time . try to enjoy yourself , ok ? jamie : ok . ruth : i see why you wanted me to get the ice . what was this about kinky sex ? joe : you do n't want to know . ruth : no , i guess i do n't . joe : let me help you out . tad : hey . thank god . listen , no sign of hayward yet , right ? jamie : no , no sign of him today . tad : all right . ok . you just remember what i told you . we 're going to let the cops handle this , and we stick together , we 'll be fine . jamie : yeah . yeah . tad : thanks . i mean , for setting me loose . even though i told you not to , i was lucky you came home when you did . jamie : of course . it 's not like you were stranded on some desert island . i would have came home eventually . tad : yeah , well , somebody did come home , and they left me like that . jamie : who ? tad : liza . jamie : liza ? tad : yeah . jamie : i just saw her here . she 's over there waving at you . tad : say hi . wave back . you kinky little sociopath . jamie : why did she leave you there in handcuffs ? tad : because that was her idea of a joke . jamie : she looks good . maybe you two could get things going again . tad : stop . what makes you think i want your advice any more than you want mine ? jamie : she looks like she 's having fun . tad : well , what do you say we have some fun ? pay close attention . i 'm going to learn you about something i know a lot about . jamie : and what 's that ? tad : the fine art of getting even . [ scene_break ] leora : that 's a lot of numbers . david : yes , it is a lot of numbers , darling . but these numbers make up this formula . leora : what 's a formula ? david : well , let 's say it 's kind of like a magic potion . leora : real magic ? david : absolutely , sweetheart . your daddy 's going to get us the justice we deserve in perfect little doses . leora : is it for me ? david : no . it 's for all those people who took you away from me , darling . this is going to take everything that 's wrong in the world and it 's going to make it right . [ scene_break ] michael : well , listen , why do n't we thank greenlee for her wonderful advice and get out of this hot office , hmm ? mia : that sounds like such a great idea . michael : ok . let 's go . mia : ok . greenlee : mia -- mia : i will speak to you during working hours , ok ? michael : happy fourth . mia : oh , my god ! oh , god . i ca n't believe this . i have an entire stack of press releases that i have to finish by tomorrow morning . i do n't suppose you 'd be willing to do them for me , would you ? greenlee : i do n't do your work for you . mia : i -- greenlee : and they should have been done yesterday . so get to it . mia : oh , thanks a heap . real , real friendly . michael : hmm . mia : ok , so -- i 'm sorry . i 'll just meet you somewhere . s.o.s . ? michael : well , you know , i can wait here with you until you 're done . mia : you do n't want to hang out here . she probably will never shut up . michael : yeah . mia : i 'll hurry , and i 'll meet you somewhere . michael : ok . s.o.s . it is , then . mia : oh , great . ok . michael : so i 'll see you in a bit . mia : yeah , i 'll see you there . ok . greenlee : mia , press releases . what are you doing ? mia : god , you almost ruined everything . greenlee : ruined what ? oh , my god , it was an act ? mia : yes , of course it was an act . what do you think ? greenlee : oh , oh -- mia : oh , god , he 's horrible . greenlee : why on earth are you pretending to be with michael ? mia : i am trying to help kendall and aidan bring him down . greenlee : what ? mia : yeah , they 're -- they 're looking for goods on him . they 're down in the cayman islands right now , hunting for evidence . [ scene_break ] aidan : get in there ! man : please do n't hurt me . aidan : that depends entirely on you , mr. barrett . mr. barrett : how do you know my name ? who are you ? what do you want ? kendall : oh , you traveled a long way . you thought you were safe . you were wrong , honey . you were dead wrong . mr. barrett : who are you ? aidan : cambias offered you protection . but i 'm afraid he ca n't deliver . mr. barrett : just tell me what you want . you want money ? kendall : it 's too hot for this ! why do n't we just kill the sucker now and get it over with . [ scene_break ] mia : oh , god , it 's almost over . kendall and aidan will be back this afternoon , i hope . greenlee : from the grand caymans ? mia : right . the receipt that i found in michael 's condo led them there . it 's where he sent the guy that he used to frame lena . greenlee : to discredit her as a witness against him . kendall : right . so they 're bringing him back to the states . do n't ask me how . i have no idea . greenlee : but if all of this is in the works , then why do n't you just blow michael off ? you do n't need to meet him at s.o.s . mia : i ca n't . i have to stick to the plan . otherwise , michael will get suspicious and he 'll alert that guy , and then kendall and aidan will be in danger . greenlee : well , you have to think of something because you can not meet that psycho . mia : i know . i did . i had a whole cover story for when he showed up -- if he showed up . and then you showed up , and it all went out of my head . greenlee : well , i 'm sorry that my mental telepathy did n't kick in . why was n't i told about this ? mia : i do n't know . i do n't know . because you were n't around . i did n't know what to tell you . greenlee , it 's not about you anyway . greenlee : fine , fine , fine . but what are you going to do ? mia : what i said i would do . greenlee : well , you know kendall got close to michael so she could double- cross him , and she almost got raped . mia : i know . the more time i spend with this man , the more creeped out i get . greenlee : well , if he tries to take you anyplace that you do n't know it is , you 're going to have to get a headache or twist your other ankle or something . mia : right . that 's exactly what i 'll do . i 'll just have to be very , very convincing . oh , god , i wish i had aidan as backup . greenlee : i 'll be your backup . mia : really ? you will ? greenlee : yes . well , if he tries to do anything , he 's going to have to come through me first . mia : greenlee , that 's very nice of you , but you 're not a part of this . greenlee : well , i am now . come on , let 's go . [ scene_break ] kendall : kill him . aidan : we have our orders . we do n't kill him if he cooperates . kendall : yeah , but he 's not cooperating . aidan : let 's just give him a chance first , shall we ? kendall : no , no . killing him would be a hell of a lot quicker . mia : i want to do this my way . kendall : no . no way , no way , man . your way is never any fun . you see ? you see ? let me break -- let me break his freaking neck before he gets away . aidan : you 're not making this very easy for me , mr. barrett . i can only hold my partner back for so long . let 's cut to the chase . what do you know about michael cambias ? mr. barrett : i do n't know anything about any michael cambias . kendall : come on ! [ bottle shatters ] aidan : did you and michael cambias conspire against lena kundera ? mr. barrett : yes . but cambias came to me . the scam was all his idea . aidan : are you aware of a photograph that put you and lena kundera in a compromising position ? kendall : you better answer him . mr. barrett : it was a phony . i never met the woman . aidan : right . so as far as you know , lena kundera was not involved in the stock trading against chandler enterprises ? mr. barrett : i know she was n't . it was all cambias . aidan : cambias paid you to lie and to disappear , did n't he ? mr. barrett : yes . aidan : thank you . that 's what i need to know . mr. barrett : and that 's all -- aidan : was that so hard ? mr. barrett : that 's all i know , i swear . there 's nothing else i can help you with , all right ? aidan : oh , yes , there is . there 's plenty more . you can come back to pine valley , and you can tell the authorities the truth . mr. barrett : i 'll go to jail . i ca n't do that . aidan : oh , you wo n't go back ? mr. barrett : no . aidan : fine . well , there 's no more i can do . it looks like you 're going to get your wish after all . but if you break his neck , it 's going to be over so soon that you wo n't be happy and you 'll be moaning all the way home . kendall : yeah , you 're right , you 're right . aidan : can i make a suggestion ? kendall : what 's that ? aidan : you know what `` cayman `` means ? kendall : yeah . crocodile . ah , ah . so it will be really , really slow , wo n't it ? aidan : just the way you like it . kendall : mm - hmm . mr. barrett : you would n't really do that ? aidan : well , you see , that all depends on you . crocodiles . being eaten by crocodiles is a nasty way to die . and for what ? michael cambias would sell you out in a second . if you cooperate , maybe we can make a deal . a minimum- security prison . mr. barrett : ok , ok , i 'll go with you . aidan : clever thinking , mr. barrett . well done , bobby boy . [ scene_break ] bianca : thank you . michael : i 'm glad to see you made it past the guard dog . mia : yeah . well , of course , greenlee tried to stop me , but i told her that i make my own mistakes . michael : good . mia : this is n't going to be one of them , is it ? michael : well , if it is , i promise you wo n't regret it . what can i order you ? mia : a white wine . michael : oh , please , come on . that 's not very adventurous . another scotch on the rocks for the lady . trust me on this . mia : sure . michael : well , i have to tell you , mia , i really like where this is all headed between us . should i tell you what i have planned for our fourth of july ? mia : oh , boy , i 'm afraid to ask . michael : well , i have one of the chandler choppers on call so we could hop aboard , fly to new york , and be over the harbor in time for the fireworks . and then after that -- mia : oh , please do n't tell me you were going to say we could make fireworks of our own . michael : what 's wrong with that ? mia : nothing . you 're a very interesting thinker . greenlee : bianca , may i join you ? bianca : why ? what , you want to gloat about lena 's arrest ? greenlee : no . i 'm sorry about that . i hate to sit alone , and i 'd love to catch up with you . is that so unbelievable ? bianca : totally . what do you want , greenlee ? greenlee : i 'll tell you later , ok ? can you sit here and look friendly for five minutes , please ? for once , we actually have something in common . [ scene_break ] jack : reggie and i here have had a bit of a breakthrough . i told him that i think of him as my son , and i think he kind of likes that . so since you and i are going to be married , we wanted to share that with you . reggie : well , you know , i 'll still call you ms. kane . jack : we do n't want to put you on the spot . it 's just that we 're both very -- very happy about it . erica : are you ? jack : you bet . to have a son like this -- i just want to make sure he knows that he 's safe and cared for and loved . erica : well , whatever you want , jack , believe me , that 's what i want . reggie : ok , look , then it 's settled . if you would just excuse -- jack : whoa , whoa , whoa . you 're not going anywhere . we 're not done here yet . reggie : yes , we are . i 'm about to have a little talk with chief devane , and after which , luis is going to straight to statesville . jack : you see how smart he is ? erica : yeah . jack : i 'm so proud of you . reggie : you 're proud of me -- jack : oh , i 'm sorry . i 'm so proud of you , son . reggie : ok . that 's better . jack : go out there and make that statement . erica : wow . you just have so much love in your heart for reggie . and think about it , i mean , just a few months ago , you did n't even know that he existed . jack : i just want to thank you so much . erica : me ? jack : yes , you . for making room in your heart for reggie and lily , for making room in your home and in our lives for them . erica : well , you 're just such a natural father . jack : yeah , i guess . it seems that way , does n't it ? if i 'd known it years ago , maybe i would have had my own . erica : oh , jack -- jack : what ? erica : i have to tell you . i mean , how can i keep you from your own child ? jack : so , what did you mean about keeping me from my own child ? erica : i meant reggie because i had my doubts about him , because i thought that when we got married that maybe we would , you know , find him another place to live . jack : you still feel that way ? erica : no , no , no . not at all . no . now that i 've seen you with him and i hear you say how blessed you feel , i know that he 's the child that you should have . he 's the new child for you to give all your love to . jack : oh , my god , is it any wonder i love you so much ? look , i know this was sudden , this combining of families , but i really , really believe that it 'll work . i really do . and you know bianca -- i love her so much . i could n't love her more if she was my own daughter . erica : i know . i know , and she feels the same way about you . jack : and let 's face it -- bianca is as close as i 'll ever have to a biological child . i 'm just so glad that she 's yours . come here . [ scene_break ] bianca : greenlee , i 'm sorry , but we do n't have anything in common . greenlee : we both loved leo . bianca : except that . greenlee : and now we have a common enemy -- michael cambias . michael : looks like you 've been followed . mia : oh , yeah . well , just ignore her . michael : sorry . i ca n't do that . greenlee : right now , kendall 's trying to prove that lena 's innocent , that michael 's the one who set up -- michael : hello , ladies . are you the reason why my ears are burning ? bianca : yes . we were just talking about how low a man can sink . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] david : maggie ? maggie : david , i have been trying to call you , but you have n't been answering your phone . i 've been worried sick about you . david : well , it 's all right . there 's nothing to be worried about . i 'm fine . leora : are you ok ? maggie : david ? david , are you ok ? david : maggie , i 'm sorry . i 've -- i 've had my head in a computer screen all day long . my eyes are just tired , that 's all . how are you doing ? how are you doing ? maggie : i 'm good . i 'm -- david : yeah ? maggie : i 'm good . so you 're working again ? david : yeah . yeah . i thought it was about time that i get back into it . maggie : well , that 's great . what are you working on ? david : what else ? a cure for the incurable . [ scene_break ] brooke : stop . you are -- tad : just a second . stop . go . brooke : what is jamie up to ? tad : he 's helping me . brooke : with what ? or do n't i want to know ? tad : hey , give me that back . brooke : listen , i 've been watching him with women , and he needs a talk . tad : i gave him the talk . brooke : well , it needs some revision , all right ? and where were you last night ? you were supposed to be here helping . where were you ? liza : he was all tied up . no hard feelings , i hope . tad : no , not at all . the welts are almost completely gone . brooke : ok , i 'm not here . liza : no , no , it was n't -- tad : not as bad as it sounds . liza : it was n't like that all . brooke : do n't care . do n't want to know . tad : see ? again -- your fault . liza : what ? tad : your fault . she is upset because while you left me stranded in that chair last night , i was supposed to be here scrounging up volunteers to work at our booth . thank you very much . liza : what kind of help do you need ? tad : no , no , that 's all right . it 's fine . i do n't think it 's your speed . you know , it 's for the pediatric ward . liza : oh , please . i 'll volunteer . i 'll help you . i 'll do whatever you need me to do . what is it ? tad : wear a blindfold . liza : oh -- no . i 'm going to let you blindfold me ? tad : again you 're doing it . you see ? you really do n't trust yourself with me . do n't you know that ? honestly , you are so terrified to let yourself go . it 's amusing . if it was n't so tragic . i 'm serious . i saw it in your eyes last night . you can admit it . you sense my sexual power , you go scurrying off the other direction . well , fine . be that way . you know , i 'll just rely on brooke . at least i know she 's over me . liza : oh , you can -- you can blindfold me . i can take whatever you can dish out . tad : we 'll see . are you sure you can take it ? liza : yes , i can take it . do it . tad : all right , fine . let me know if it gets too tight . and just remember , this is for a very , very worthy cause . liza : yes , i know . tad : turn around . come on . where is he ? liza : what ? tad : ok . now you 're going to have to take three steps up , ok ? not now , when i tell you , all right ? one -- no , that 's two . that 's fine . no , ok , two . and three . do n't touch anything . take a quick left . there you go . two steps , ok ? one , two . now , there 's a little stool right there . you feel it ? give me your bag . and you just have a seat , ok ? oh , you can take off your blindfold . [ children laugh ] liza : you would n't dare . tad : oh . i would n't move if i were you . that 's on a hair trigger . if you move , it 's going to get real uncomfortable real fast . liza : well , i 'm sorry , ok ? i apologize . i did n't mean to leave you in your house with the handcuffs on , all right , tad ? can i please go out of here now ? tad : you think that 's going to do it ? uh - uh . i think you and i are going to have a long talk about that torch you 've been carrying for me all these years . jamie : dunk her ! crowd : dunk her , dunk her , dunk her , dunk her , dunk her ! [ scene_break ] maggie : well , a cure for the incurable . that 's great . david : yeah . maggie : you know , you look great . how 's anna ? david : i do n't know . maggie : david , did she move out ? god , i 'm sorry . i did n't know . is -- is there anything that i can do to help ? david : it 's fine , maggie . maggie : yeah , well , it 's just a little obvious that the two of you need each other more than ever . david : you know , it 's going to be fine . it really is , ok ? and i 'm really grateful that you stopped by today , really . maggie : but i should go ? david : yeah , you see , i 'm kind of at a crucial part right now with the work , and i really want to get back to it . maggie : david , did you know it 's the fourth of july today ? you know , there 's a fair going on in the park , and i thought maybe we could go together and we could have some fun and -- david : maggie , you do n't have to worry about me , ok ? being with my work right now is exactly what i need , and if i get the results that i 'm looking for , i 'm going to find the happiness that i 'm missing right now . and everyone in town will see it , ok ? maggie : ok . well , i tried . david : yeah . you know , maybe i 'll come by the park later on . maggie : yeah , i hope so . david : i 'm sure i will . maggie : ok . david : thanks for coming . [ scene_break ] anna : that 's good . reggie 's testimony should put luis away for some time . jack : and , reggie , you wo n't have to worry . as long as i 'm d.a . , luis is not going to ever be out on bail . anna : so , reggie , you 're free to go , and thank you . and stay out of trouble . i do n't want to see you in here , again , ok ? reggie : yes , ma'am . thank you . anna : thank you . reggie : i will see you back at the crib . jack : all right , son . sounds good . anna , thank you . erica : so finally i can take you back to the crib . jack : yeah . [ phone rings ] jack : yeah , montgomery here . you got the confession ? well , start racking up the new charges . on my way . erica : on your way ? i hope you mean on your way home . no more work today , jack . jack : listen , listen , listen , we 're going to make a one quick stop . and believe me , you will be glad we did . officer lyman , let 's go , right now . [ scene_break ] bianca : i want you to admit it . you 're guilty , are n't you ? michael : probably , but you 'll have to be more specific . bianca : you know what i 'm talking about . you framed lena . michael : oh , is that what you think ? bianca : yeah , i want to hear you say it . you 're the one responsible . you 're the reason she 's in jail right now . michael : sorry , but you 're not going to hear that from today . kendall : oh , yes , she is . lena 's innocent , and we have the proof . [ scene_break ] anna : oh , maggie , my favorite person . maggie : hi . how you doing ? anna : ok . maggie : listen , i know you 're probably really busy , but i 'm here to offer my services to you . you know , if i could be a go - between for you and david . anna : a go - between ? maggie : i 'll do anything to help you guys get back together . i just told david , and i 'm going to tell you the same thing , i think you both really need each other right now . anna : you saw him ? how is he ? maggie : he 's actually a lot better than i expected . he 's a little distracted . but energetic , i think . anna : really ? maggie : yeah , i guess all that research is really helping him out . anna : what research ? maggie : he has all of his lab equipment out , and he 's working really hard at it . a little too hard , i think , but -- anna : did he say what he was working on ? maggie : no . no , but whatever it is , he -- he 's really working at it , and he just said that he will be really happy when he finishes it , and the whole town would know . wait , anna . is something wrong with that ? [ scene_break ] [ tad hums ] tad : you know , we do n't have to worry about that torch anymore . liza : you know , if i could find it , i 'd know where to stick it . ruth : joe , get her a towel . tad : please , dad . poor thing . joe : liza . jamie : dad , that was so cool . that was awesome . tad : thank you very much . thank you , thank you . brooke : you think now would be a good time for that talk , hmm ? tad : you 're such a killjoy . fine . just remember this is your mother 's idea . i 'm parched . how about some lemonade ? mom , if you would do the honors . ruth : oh , i got a fresh batch right up here . tad : grandma kate 's original ? ruth : uh - huh . tad : remember the year we found the sea monkeys in it ? ruth : there you go . [ scene_break ] kendall : it 's over , bianca . michael 's finally going to get what he deserves . michael : you know , you two are just pale imitations of your mother . she 's been trying for months to extract some kind of wild revenge on me . but guess what , ladies -- i am still here . this day just keeps getting better and better , does n't it ? erica : it sure does . hello , michael . happy fourth . we 're here for the fireworks . michael : good . enjoy yourself , but if you 'll excuse me , i have plans . shall we ? mia : oh , no . i think i 'm going to enjoy the show right here . michael : fine . well , if you 'll excuse me , everybody . thank you . have a nice night . jack : i guess it 's for the best because mia could n't go where you 're headed , anyway . officer lyman ? michael : what the hell are you trying to pull here ? jack : the best part of my job , my friend . the best part of my job . officer ? michael : is this some kind of a joke ? jack : no , it 's not . i 've got a list of criminal charges as long as my arm . i 've got a long arm . ofc . lyman : michael cambias , you 're under arrest . michael : you know what ? jackson , da , you 're going to regret this . so you better stop now before you embarrass yourself . [ next_on ] kendall : why ca n't you give me even the tiniest fraction of what you give my sister ? carlos : you used me , greenlee . opal : scoff if you like , but i am telling you , you steer clear of li -- liza . anna : whatever that is , you put it away now . | aidan and kendall follow bob barret to mexico . they kidnap bob and then put on a whole good cop , bad cop routine . bob gets really scared and finally confesses that michael paid him to frame lena . mia tells greenlee what 's been going on and tells her she has to go meet michael at sos . greenlee tags along to make sure mia is safe . at the bar , she tells bianca that kendall , aidan and mia are trying to set michael up . bianca looks very pleased . reggie tells anna everything she needs to know about luis . jackson tells reggie that he 's very proud of him and says he wants to be his father . reggie hugs jackson happily and shares the news with erica . erica gets overwhelmed when she sees how much love jackson has for reggie . she almost tells him that greenlee is his daughter , but then stops herself . someone calls jackson to tell him they got the confession . jackson rushes out with a cop and erica goes with him . at sos , kendall and aidan corner michael and bianca tells him to confess . michael gets very confused and asks mia to leave with him . much to his surprise , mia turns on him and says she 's not going anywhere . erica comes over and tells michael it 's all over and jackson arrests him . david continues working on his experiment and then fills up a bottle with his concoction . maggie comes over and sees he 's been working really hard , and later goes to tell anna . anna gets very concerned and wonders what david is up to . david goes over to the fair and waits for the martins to move away from the lemonade booth . |
[ greg screams in panic as the ground rumbles around him . ] greg : i 'm going to die ! get me out of here ! i 'm going to die ! agh ! [ scene_break ] tad : it was never about not wanting kate . it was just about loving you . always . it was just about loving you . [ tad kisses dixie until a loud rumbling interrupts . ] [ scene_break ] babe : that was n't me . the earth -- it moved . stop it . i am so serious . it did . j.r. : it was all you , i swear . you want me to prove it to you ? [ j.r. kisses babe ] babe : look , j.r. , we got carried away . and it was nice and everything -- j.r. : nice ? babe : ok , fine , it was -- it was amazing . but just because my body loves your body , does n't mean that my mind can forget . j.r. : babe , are you sorry that we made love ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] di : ok , i may be wound up and a little bit on edge , but was that what i thought it was ? [ scene_break ] zach : it 's a minor tremor . kendall : tre -- tremor , as in an earthquake ? as in a massive shifting of tectonic plates ? zach : a tremor , minor . singer : well , you 're punishing me kendall : we need to go . come on . [ scene_break ] [ bouncing a basketball , josh encounters ryan in the park near greg 's grave . ] josh : you kidding me ? i blew off a job in san francisco , and pine valley gets an earthquake ? ryan : earthquake . [ scene_break ] dixie : what was that about ? tad : i do n't know . i missed that day in science class . dixie : why did you kiss me ? tad : are you really sure you want to do this ? dixie : i think we should . tad : i do n't think so . i think it 's a really , really bad idea . dixie : tad -- why did you kiss me ? tad : gosh , dix , i do n't know . i just figured you had two years of eurotrash , david hayward . what the hell -- it 's time for me to take my turn , too . dixie : huh . you are a son of a bitch . [ scene_break ] di : you think that 's the end of it ? the -- the tremors ? aidan : di , we 're not about to get the big one , ok ? so forget about it . di : hey , aidan , i really am sorry about you and erin . it 's hard not to mull things over and over in your mind -- think about cues that you missed or signs you maybe did n't notice -- aidan : see , that 's the thing . cues and signs are my business . they have been for years . and until the other day , nothing . i mean , erin might have missed a date once or twice . you know ? but no big deal . and then she -- she says that she needs time to think , and then she just ends it . di : well , things might still be fixable . aidan : well , i 'd fix them if they were broken . that 's why it does n't make any sense . di : well , that 's how it is when you love someone and they walk away , you know ? i mean , you -- you keep waiting for them to realize what you know -- you know , that you 're the one . and they just -- they do n't see it . aidan : yeah . di : they do n't want to . singer : everybody 's got someone di : ok . wow . sorry , i -- i know -- we 're supposed to be talking about you , i 'm sorry . aidan : hey , you go ahead . do n't let me interrupt . di : i hate to ask this , then . but have you considered the fact that maybe erin met someone else ? aidan : see , that 's the thing . erin 's head is -- is not about being with somebody else . you know , she 's too cautious . she 's too protective of her heart . and with very good reason . di : i mean , it 's investigating 101 , right ? the most obvious answer is probably the right one . so what 's the most obvious answer ? aidan : i do n't know , but i 'm -- i 'm going to find out . will you help me ? [ scene_break ] ryan : hey . kendall : oh , my god -- did -- did -- ryan : are you all right ? kendall : did a nurse or a doctor call you ? did somebody call you ? ryan : no , nobody called me . i felt a rumble . i came over here . kendall : me , too . me , too . i mean , ryan , he 's so tiny and fragile . we have to go check on him . ryan : now , hold on . it 's all right . kendall : tell me he 's ok . ryan : shh , shh , shh . kendall : oh . he 's fine . look at me , little munchkin . look how cute he looks . oh , my god . you little munchkin , you . ryan : we were all freaking out and everything , you know ? [ kendall giggles ] ryan : you 're freaking me out , and my son is -- kendall : i 'm freaking you out ? ryan : yes . kendall : you were freaking out , too . ryan : would you keep it down , please ? your mom is very loud . kendall : oh , do n't make fun of me . do n't make fun of me to my son . ryan : she 's loud and she 's very bossy , but it 's ok . she means well . loud and bossy . kendall : yes , i do . you 're my little baby . ryan : you know , you 're going to be like your dad -- just cool and calm -- kendall : yeah , really cool . ryan : and collected . kendall : honestly , look at how his hands are . he 's so cute . ryan : i know . kendall : munchkin . look how gorgeous he is . ryan : he sure is . kendall : he 's so perfect . [ from the other side of the glass , zach watches ryan and kendall coo over their baby . ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : that kid 's a champ . he 'll sleep through anything . babe : it 's crazy how many scary thoughts can just fly through your head all at once . j.r. : scary thoughts ? like you have about me ? i thought that you 'd forget it . babe : why ? because we ca n't keep our hands of each other ? chemical attraction has never been a problem for us . j.r. : yeah , but trust -- that 's one big problem . [ babe sighs ] j.r. : hey , you 're cold . come here . babe : thank you . i just -- i do n't want to be scared anymore , j.r . j.r. : you do n't have to be afraid anymore , babe . i love you , and i need you . i know why i 'm here . to be your husband , to be little adam 's father . i wo n't let anybody or anything hurt you guys ever again . i 'll keep you both safe , i swear it . babe : i believe you . j.r. : you do n't have to say that , babe . i do n't expect you to say that . babe : j.r. , no , shh . i believe you . you know , my head , it was n't ready before , and it maybe still is n't , but my heart -- i love you , and i trust you with my life . j.r. : i 'll never let you down again . i 'd die first . [ j.r. and babe engage in some more lovemaking . ] [ scene_break ] ryan : so how was your first roller coaster ride ? pretty cool , huh ? kendall : no . no , no , no , there 's nothing cool about that . you see his little eyebrows ? well , i mean , if he had hair , they would be eyebrows . you see , they 're all scrunched up , because he 's freaked out . because it was the earthquake . it freaked him out . it traumatized him . and he 's going to have emotional scars . ryan : what ? no . is that true , spike ? come on . are you seriously going to have emotional trouble ? kendall : whoa . ryan : wow . wow . that 's my boy , spike . kendall : hey , hey , little baby , big burp . ryan : hey , look , his little bunched - up eyebrows are gone , so he 's all over this . you know , he 's recovered from the earthquake and whatever . and obviously from his gas , as well . burp . hmm ? kendall : come on . come in . come on . ryan : hey . did you hear that ? did you hear spike 's little speech ? it was pretty impressive . zach : i did n't hear it . how 's he doing ? ryan : hmm . kendall : he is wonderful . he 's feeling a lot better . and , you know , he 's definitely a -- he does n't have teeth , so he wo n't bite . zach : well , he looks good . kendall : yeah , well , he 's feeling even better . zach : glad to hear it . kendall : ok , listen , that was your cue . it 's -- it 's time for you to hold your stepson . zach : no , i 'm sure he 's busy right now . he 's -- you know , he 's got a lot of things to do . kendall : yeah , but i think he 's -- he 's -- he 's in between meetings . come on , zach . come on . ryan : what do you say ? what do you say ? there it is . there you go . ok . zach : hey . hey , little man . how you doing ? [ scene_break ] dixie : you drag me up here , tear me a new one , kiss me . and then you 're going to say something so rude , so cruel ? tad : you know , you 're right . i 'm sorry . you 're right . you 're absolutely right . i wounded you . i 'm the one that broke your heart . dixie : what are you doing ? you mocking me ? tad : well , am i supposed to take you seriously ? am i supposed to forget everything that you 've done and -- and relate to you like nothing happened ? dixie : what do you want from me ? i 've suffered , ok ? is that what you want ? you want -- want me to suffer ? well , i did , ok ? trust me . what are you doing ? tad : i do n't know . what were you doing ? you do n't have to worry , dixie . it 's not like i 'm a fool . i 'm not standing here thinking one momentary lapse , you know , one -- one antique blip of chemistry , and everything 's peachy keen , and we 're back together . we 're -- we 're head over heels in love . dixie : well , i 'm not saying that we are . but i 'm not standing around pretending like all we have for each other is hate . tad : no , you 're right , we have a lot more than that . disgust comes to mind . dixie : tad , i miss her , too . every day , i ache for our daughter . tad : so what do you want from me ? dixie : what do i want from you ? just see me . i -- i 'm the woman that was pregnant with your child . [ dixie sighs ] dixie : yes , i went to europe to have the baby . yes , i thought i was dying . i made a horrible mistake , but you talk to me as if i 'm a stranger . i 'm still me . tad : whoever you are means nothing to me now . dixie : oh , come on . i 'm a mother that lost her child . you were married to me . we have known each other since i was 18 years old . just talk to me like you know me . that 's all i want . tad : no . that 's not what you want . not by a long shot . what you want is for me to look you in the eye and forgive you . dixie : that 's not true . i 'm not expecting that . tad : i do n't -- no , i did n't say that . i said that 's what you wanted . i mean , why not ? that 's you and me , right ? we 're everybody 's wonder couple . this is my cue to ride in and rescue you from your own hell of guilt with my personal brand of together forever magic and forgiveness , right ? well , you may not expect it , but you sure as hell want it . [ knock on door ] david : dixie ? [ dixie sighs ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : you know everything about trust and forgiveness . you taught me , here tonight , and i 'll never forget it . babe : hmm . everything -- it -- it looks different , and it feels different . it 's like the world is lighter , but stronger . it 's like a whole new wedding night for us again . j.r. : hmm . babe : new promises , new vows . a new us . oh , my god -- oh , my god -- j.r. : what ? what is it , another tremor ? babe : oh , no , this is bad . this is really bad . j.r. : what ? what is it ? is it something i said ? babe : i am so sorry , j.r . i 'm so sorry . [ scene_break ] di : how can i help you with erin ? aidan : i do n't know -- just talk to her . you know , find out what 's going on in that head of hers . di : ok , a while back , you told me either i -- you know , i had a choice . either i could keep chasing tad , even though he did n't want me , or i could grow up . what if erin does n't just -- what if she just does n't want you ? aidan : well , then i 'll accept it . di : just like that ? aidan : yeah , i have no other choice , do i ? di : `` keep hounding tad or grow up `` -- [ aidan sighs ] di : that 's what you said . i just want to make sure . this is for clarification . you 're not hounding erin ? aidan : i did n't misread erin , ok ? erin was happy with me . we were good together . we never even had a fight . happiest she 'd ever been , she said . and then she just ends it , just like that . di : and you want to know why . [ aidan sighs ] di : you know , aidan , spy work does n't really work well with friendship . aidan : no , do n't do any spy work , all right ? just -- just be her friend . [ di sighs ] aidan : just talk to her for me . by the sounds of her , she could really use a friend right now . di : you just wish that friend was you . aidan : di , this is not about my ego , ok ? i love her . i really love her . and even if she does n't love me back , i just need to know that she 's ok . i mean , she 's not in some kind of trouble . di : i 'll do what i can . aidan : thanks . i 'm sorry about you and tad . di : do n't be . you know how you 're -- you 're going to be there for erin ? well , i 'm still here for tad . [ scene_break ] tad : thank god . here you are , right on time , as always . david : what the hell do you think you 're doing ? tad : what , i ca n't be happy to see you ? david : no . tad : oh , yeah , that 's right . i 'm sorry , forgive me . um -- actually , i 'm happy for dixie . because , you see , i was just about to leave . and you know dixie . when one man leaves , she 's got to have another one waiting . dixie : ugh -- that 's enough . david : let him go . just let him go . tad : oh , that 's good , that 's good . nice start . soothing voice . talk her down , comfort her . david : why do n't you shut the hell up ? just forget him , dixie . tad : yeah . david : forget all about him . tad : forget me -- that 's what you wanted all along . you know what ? it 's too bad you do n't have a french chateau . because if you did , she 'd forget anything . her son , daughter , her last address . dixie : get out . tad : consider me gone . david : what the hell was that all about ? dixie : what do you want , david ? why are you here ? david : i just came by to make sure that that jerk did n't do exactly what he apparently did . dixie : no , you did n't . you came back to beg forgiveness for setting me up . david : all right , that , too . dixie : i do n't want your apology . you want to make everything up to me ? get me a child . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , yeah . ryan : ok . thought you might break him , hmm ? zach : well , i think a lot of things . ryan : yeah , we all have . i do n't want kendall to know that madden 's name ever came up . zach : she 's not going to hear it from me . you made your decision . ryan : i had no decision to make . that 's my son in there , and i love him . and that 's all there is . zach : that 's all there is . you got one hell of a son there . [ scene_break ] [ while shooting hoops , josh recalls recent conversations . ] greg 's voice : put down the ball , joshua . you should n't be out there shooting hoops . you should be inside studying , protecting your hands . surgeon 's hands . life is n't about fun , it 's about destiny -- yours . you 're my miracle child . my miracle child . my miracle child . jamie 's voice : your father likes to rip families apart . tad 's voice : he stole my daughter . dixie 's voice : he took my child from me , and he wo n't tell me where she is . josh : i 'm done ! you hear me ? i 'm done with him ! [ in the park , a car approaches then crashes as a young blonde girl runs from police with sirens blaring . as car doors close , the girl hides . ] officer : son of a -- second officer : it 's ok , it 's ok . all right , you go that way , cover the path by the courts . i 'll go down by the field to that boathouse . first officer : did i mention i hate teenagers ? second officer : yeah , i hear you . girl : but we love you . [ girl chuckles ] [ scene_break ] babe : daddy 's day , daddy 's day , it 's daddy 's special day . we love daddy 'cause he 's the best , and today is his birthday j.r. : aw . babe : yay ! j.r. : you guys , that 's so awesome . babe : so what are you waiting for ? blow out the candles and make a wish . j.r. : well , there are so many , i do n't think i can do it by myself . [ babe gasps ] j.r. : do you want to help me ? babe : on three , ready ? j.r. : on three . babe and j.r. : one , two , three ! babe : yay ! that was so good . j.r. : we 're going to get our wish . i already have . [ scene_break ] dixie : look , i do n't want water . i do n't want to calm down . david : no , you just want me to steal a baby for you . dixie : yes . that 's exactly what i want . why is that so difficult to understand ? i 've lost my daughter . david : we 're going to find her . dixie : why are you fighting me on this ? david : oh , i do n't know -- maybe because it 's insane . dixie : `` insane `` is giving up a child that you crossed the world to keep . `` insane `` is causing the people that you love and care about suffering over and over and over . david : i 'm not going to let you give up on kate or yourself . dixie : david , you just said that you would do anything for me . was that just another lie ? was that another con to get me back into bed ? david : absolutely not . dixie : ok ! david : i meant every single word . dixie : great . then find me a child . come on , david ! you 're a ruthless , vindictive sob . if i told you to kill somebody , you 'd ask who and that would be the end of it , so find me a child ! find me a child that looks like tad or -- or me , that 's the right age , blond , brunette -- i do n't care , whatever . fake the dna tests -- i know you 've done it before . come on , just do it . i need to give tad a daughter , so that he can get on with his life , because he certainly ca n't live in this hell with me . [ scene_break ] [ di runs into tad at the casino bar . ] [ scene_break ] dixie : you owe me , david . i owe them . david : i 'm not worried about them . i 'm worried about you . dixie : i came back empty - handed . do n't you get that ? all i can give them now is grief and pain and worry for the rest of their lives . but if i give them a daughter , if i just give them a little girl to love -- please , david . david : dixie -- dixie : please do this for me . david : dixie , dixie , stop . stop . you do n't want this . you do n't want the lie . you want the real thing . now , we 're going to find her . i 'm going to bring back kate for you , ok ? dixie : why are you here ? why are you here every time i turn around ? why do n't you just give up ? why do n't you go away ? david : it 's because i love you , dixie . dixie : then you 're a fool . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] di : tad . tad : what ? what is it ? di : i just want to see how you 're doing . tad : how 's it look like i 'm doing ? di : not great . tad : au contraire . i beg to differ . actually , i 'm at the top of my game . i just tried to kick dixie in the teeth while she was down . di : no , tad , you would n't do that . tad : oh , yeah , yeah , i would . trust me . a couple of well - chosen words , and i just let it rip , you know ? i tried to rip her right in half -- the mother of my child , a child i ca n't find and will probably never know . i 'm just amazing -- that 's how i am . singer : watching for the sun [ scene_break ] dixie : i thought you were some kind of genius , david . how can you be so stupid ? david : why ? because i love you ? it was n't exactly a choice , but it happens to be the smartest thing i 've ever done . dixie : well , then you 're an idiot . but you got competition -- me , patron saint of screw - up mothers . david : i 'm not going to listen to you attack yourself . dixie : why not ? i thought you said you 'd do anything for me . huh ? is n't that what you said ? because you think i 'm so perfect ? well , take a look at me now , david , huh ? see me . tad can see it -- why ca n't you ? david : martin is a moron , and i 'm going to make him pay for what he did to you . [ dixie sighs ] dixie : he did n't do anything to me -- do n't you get it ? it was me . i did it . i abandoned my friends , my family , my son . i gave up my little girl that i wanted more than anything in the world , more than my own life ! it was me , ok ? why do n't you do something right for once in your life ? just hate me ! [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] tad : di , i mean it -- would you just walk away . [ di sighs ] tad : just leave me be , all right , before somebody else gets hurt . di : you know what ? no , i 'm not going to walk away . i love you , tad . whatever you need to dish out , you can -- you can dish it out . tad : `` dish out `` ? `` dish out `` ? di : yeah , to handle this . tad : no , you do n't understand -- i did it for fun , ok ? i did it for kicks . self - righteous , unforgiving fun , and after everything you and i have been through , you show me your weak spots , i 'll hit you so fast you wo n't know i 'm coming . that 's how good i am . singer : i believe di : what happened with dixie ? tad : i told you . i ripped her up one side , then i ripped her down the other . and here 's the best part -- i kissed her and then ripped her again . singer : seasons changing over me di : do n't do this to yourself . tad : you think you can stop me ? would you give me a shot of vodka , please ? di : well , you know what ? no , i ca n't stop you , but i ca n't -- i can not watch you in pain . tad : you do n't have a choice , ok ? this is n't some kind of audience participation thing . please leave me alone . i just -- i do n't want to spread around any more pain . i am sick and tired of the gift that keeps on giving . singer : i believe di : you know what ? let 's go home . you know what ? i can take you -- i can take you to your house or the office or i can -- i can find aidan for you -- tad : stop it ! what 's it going to take to leave me alone ? i do n't want you to fix this . i told you before , this is my own personal hell , and i do n't want to share it with you . so do n't try to love me or humor me or pity me . just walk away , please . [ scene_break ] david : what exactly do you expect me to do , dixie ? judge you , attack you ? that 's not going to happen . dixie : i do n't know , david . why do n't you just watch me and follow along . [ dixie chuckles ] david : all right . listen to me . i know selfish , i know warped . i live it , dixie . i let you believe that we found kate , so that for one night you would see me as your hero . i took you out of pine valley into a hotel room , so that you would need me , thank me , so that i would be the one to answer all your prayers . dixie : that 's ok , david . i let you manipulate me . i wanted to believe that we were close to finding kate , even if it was just for one night , because it 's killing me . i mean , i fight and i search . i scan every little girl 's face , but part of me does n't believe anymore . part of me knows that i 'm never going to see my little girl again . david : i ca n't tell you how difficult it is for me to sit and watch you suffer and not be able to do anything about it . what do you want me to do , dixie ? what ? dixie : can you take me back in time ? can you put me back in that hospital bed , so i can tell greg madden that he has to call tad ? or the nurse -- i 'll tell the nurse that she has to call him . and then i 'll hold my baby , my beautiful , sweet kate . i 'll just hold her in my arms and never let her go . [ scene_break ] kendall : he is so me -- i mean , the gorgeous tiny boy version of me . you got my eyes and my mouth and crazy hair when it comes in . mm - hmm . and he 's got -- he 's got your fingernails . they 're extremely handsome fingernails , but they look just like yours . they actually look exactly like yours . yeah . joe : ah , good . ryan : hey . joe : everybody 's here . kendall : yes . news ? any news ? good , bad ? joe : the very best -- spike is doing very well . kendall : yeah ? ryan : `` very well . `` does that mean that we can take him home soon ? joe : it means tomorrow . kendall : tomorrow ? ryan : wow . kendall : that 's -- that 's wonderful . that 's amazing . no . no , i 'm not ready . i -- i do n't have anything . i mean , i 've got lots of stuffed animals . i 've got hundreds of stuffed animals , but i do n't even have a crib . i do n't have bottles . i -- i do n't have a diaper . [ joe chuckles ] kendall : i 'm -- i 'm much more together than i seem , i promise i am . joe : you have what your son needs most -- love . zach : big day tomorrow . let 's go home and get some rest . come on . kendall : no , wait -- zach : see you , spike . kendall : wait , wait , wait . the earthquake . zach : they were tremors . kendall : i know , honey , but that -- the ground shifting unpredictably underneath you . zach : oh , come on . kendall : i mean , you never know ! joe : we 've had them before in pine valley . kendall : ok , well , i was never a mother before , and spike was never a spike before , and this mother is not leaving until i can bring my son home with me . [ scene_break ] babe : lucretia made the cake , only i forgot the presents , so little a to the rescue . he told me he has this new little friend of his that he wants you to have . little adam : cake . babe : it 's cake . little adam : i want some cake . babe : want to give daddy his present from you ? [ babe gasps ] j.r. : oh . babe : well , hey , lumiere . j.r. : [ french accent ] ah , oui , my little friend . be our guest . thank you . i love it . [ babe chuckles ] little adam : you love it ? babe : you love it -- he loves it ! j.r. : i do , yes . babe : how can he not ? j.r. : [ normal voice ] give me five . give me five . babe : high five ! yay ! j.r. : yeah ! babe : my boys , and this is from me . j.r. : a new duesenberg ? babe : no , actually , i bought it for myself , but it 's not too girlie or anything , so now it 's yours . and every time you take out your keys , you 'll think of coming home to me . [ scene_break ] [ girl sighs ] girl : oh , i hate cops who are as dumb -- [ girl screams ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : [ french accent ] i 'm coming to get your fire truck . [ j.r. chuckles ] j.r. : [ normal voice ] thank you . this is the best birthday ever . babe : there will be so many more best evers . j.r. : for all of us . [ scene_break ] [ di watches tad as he downs a drink and leaves the bar . ] [ scene_break ] dixie : you know , do n't . david : i 'm going to find greg madden for you , dixie . and i 'm going to make sure that he tells us where kate is . you are going to have your little girl again , and i 'm going to make him pay . dixie : why do n't you just go . [ after david leaves , dixie falls on the bed crying . ] [ scene_break ] zach : no , i want you to take care of it tonight . no excuses . joe : and we 've got a nearby room where you can spend the night . kendall : or i -- i could just sleep right here . throw a sleeping bag on the floor , i 'll be fine . ryan : she 's kidding . joe : mm - hmm . kendall : no , honestly , no , i 'm not . ryan : i know you 're not , so please just say `` thank you `` to the very nice man and promise him you wo n't be sleeping on the floor of the neonatal unit . kendall : thank you , joe . ryan : thank you . joe : and you ask the nurse if you need anything , ok ? kendall : ok . ryan : all right . thanks , joe . kendall : hi . ryan : hey . kendall : i 'm going to stay with the little munchkin tonight i won . i won , i get -- zach : won what ? kendall : i get to spend the night here , so we 're going to have a little slumber party , honey . come on . we could -- you know , we could sneak in . we could stare at spike all night . [ kendall chuckles ] zach : i wish i could . i have something to take care of . kendall : could you be a little more vague ? zach : it 's casino business -- i 've got to handle it now . kendall : `` now `` -- ok . zach : now . and i will pick you and little spike up in the morning . kendall : ok . zach : see you guys . ryan . ryan : all right . i 'll see you . kendall : ok . [ scene_break ] [ the girl screams and points at a hand protruding from the ground . ] officer : hands where we can see them . second officer : back up , now ! first officer : keep your hands up ! girl : forget me ! look ! [ next_on ] girl : mommy , is that you ? dixie : kate ? josh : dad . ryan : i want you , kendall . kendall : you do ? | there seems to be a mysterious earthquake right where greg is buried . greg is afraid he will die when rubble falls upon him while he lies in the box in the ground . kendall and ryan both rush to the hospital to be with spike . zach accompanies them . dr. joe tells them they can take him home the next day . many people seem to find themselves in the park right where greg is buried . jr and babe want to renew their vows . dixie reveals to david that she may have given up hope in finding kate and asks him to find her a baby to falsify to tad that they 've found kate . tad is equally hopeless . david tries to console dixie while di tries to console tad . but both tad and dixie can only think about kate . a mysterious young woman runs through the park and screams when she discovers a hand rising from the ground where greg is buried . |
ava : busted , roomie ! hey , what 's the sentence for a carton drinker ? what is it , fine or detention ? maybe a spanking ? aidan : if you can put it back in the fridge . [ juice sloshes in carton ] aidan : what do you know ? i guess i 'm fine . ava : mm - hmm . yes , you are . [ scene_break ] [ footsteps ] ryan : good morning . annie : morning . ryan : how 'd you sleep ? annie : have you seen emma 's school bag ? there was a note about show and tell . ryan : the bag 's on the hook , and the note is on the fridge . annie : oh , thanks . ryan : so that 's it ? annie : we 're running late . ryan : it 's kind of hard to wake up when you did n't get much sleep , right ? i mean , personally , i -- i did n't get a lot of sleep . mostly because i was n't next to you . annie : what , ryan ? you want to talk some more ? ryan : as opposed to ignoring it ? yeah . i mean , it was a rough night for everyone last night . does n't mean we have to shove it and not deal with it . annie : i am dealing with it , by making sure our daughter knows that the world is n't crashing down around her . [ knock on door ] ryan : it 's a little early , kendall . kendall : ah . never too early for muffins . [ scene_break ] j.r. : one -- j.r. and babe : two , three ! j.r. : all right ! babe : good job ! j.r. : i could n't have done it without you , pal . [ babe laughs ] j.r. : so , the question is , do you think you can help me eat that muffin ? babe : oh , i do n't know . i do n't know -- it might be too big for him . what do you think ? j.r. : yeah -- babe : hmm ? j.r. : maybe you 're right . [ j.r. laughs ] babe : can you eat it ? you want some ? mama 's going to eat this one . mmm . [ j.r. chuckles ] adam : oh , your birthday . j.r. : well , you think grandpa wants a muffin ? adam : i should have remembered . babe : that must have been one heck of a wish because i did n't even realize you two were talking . all right , i 've got an idea . let 's go -- take the muffin . let 's cut it up so we can all share it , how about that , hmm ? j.r. : yeah , that sounds like a great idea . babe : mmm , mmm . adam : come back soon . babe : all right . adam : come back soon , young man . your dad and i can share some more a.c. secrets with you . [ babe chuckles ] adam : well , one muffin ? i think you deserve more of a celebration than that . i 'll make it up to you . j.r. : no , no , no . forget about the birthday cake and the balloons . we have other things we need to concentrate on . adam : the fact that we could be mourning you instead of celebrating . j.r. : well , i 'm here . my son 's upstairs . my family 's intact . the only thing we need to worry about is getting back what you gave up for me . adam : i went to see slater at the casino last night . gave him a month 's rent on the house . that 'll give us a little breathing room before we have to leave . j.r. : need i ask what he charged ? adam : well , it was -- it was worth it because of the bonus . yeah , information . slater was so busy gloating about besting us that i think he revealed more than he intended . j.r. : about what ? adam : about your kidnapping . j.r. : ahem -- what did slater say about the kidnapping ? adam : well , he was too clever to say anything directly , of course . i hand him that . but there 's something about his tone . that infernal smirk . as if he got the last laugh . huh . well , i 'm sure that 's the way he sees it . but he had a plan , and he made it work for him . now he detests you for what you did to kendall . and he detests me for creating you . now he 's -- just has his revenge , and he 's enjoying every second of it . j.r. : well , to hell with him . he 's a smarmy sob , anyway . adam : to whom i handed your child 's legacy . i poured the poisonous idea into his mind to collect chandler shares . i colluded with him against my own son -- the worst kind of betrayal there is . the blame is mine . j.r. : no . it 's mine . the blame is all mine . [ scene_break ] colby : chief frye , would you like a table by the window ? derek : oh , no need to mess up a whole table . the bar is fine for me . krystal : and you are just fine for the bar . why do n't you sit down , and i 'll set you right up . high octane ? derek : if you can set me up an iv line . [ krystal chuckles ] krystal : a man after my own heart . derek : mm - hmm . colby : oh , krystal , we got customers . krystal : well , go do your thing , sugar . colby : excuse me . krystal : anyway , i usually reserve my southern delicacies for very special people , but since you are very special , how would you like some grits ? derek : as long as they 're hot and buttery . [ krystal and derek laugh ] stephanie : told you . little miss owns the town is now little miss grunt work . colby : stephanie , should n't you be at home begging your father to buy you some new friends ? stephanie : it 's like science class . the family is chandler , the genus is loser . and the species is trailer inhabitant . colby : i 'm just mortified . i am so embarrassed to have a summer job , i could just die . stephanie : hey , colby , can you ask trailer mama inside if she can come rotate our tires later ? krystal : so did you give yourself the fourth off ? derek : hmm , picnic in the park -- never miss it . will i see you there ? krystal : well , it would be a shame to miss all those fireworks . derek : yes , it would . colby : krystal 's not perfect , but when she says `` i love you , `` it 's to me . me , stephanie , not her pilates trainer . so you want to look down your nose job at me because i have a job , fine , whatever . but you talk smack on krystal , and i will yank your hair extensions out and shove them down your throat ! singer : there are n't any guaranteed bets but i 'd give everything up for you derek : see you tomorrow ? krystal : would n't miss it . derek : good . bye , colby . colby : that sounded like a date . krystal : what ? two people to the fourth of july picnic ? yeah , i guess it does sound like a date . colby : no , but you ca n't and he ca n't , krystal . it 's not possible . krystal : oh -- listen , if this is about sean getting arrested , derek does n't have it out him or anything else like that . colby : no , it 's not , it 's about you and -- krystal : ok . i get it . why do n't we just change the subject , huh ? what was up with those girls out there ? anything i should know ? colby : losers and brats . you know the drill . krystal : were they giving you a hard time about working here ? colby : god , just please tell me i was never that annoying . krystal : uh -- colby : all right , i officially hate the old me . krystal : do n't . the old you is the new you , and the new you is just wonderful . there he is again , that son of a -- i 'll grab this bat and introduce it to the side of his head ! colby : oh , no , no , no , no ! [ scene_break ] ava : and the microwave -- how does that work ? aidan : you press the buttons . is this really necessary ? ava : come on , aidan . you want me to go starving ? you want me to be hungry ? did you just toast yourself a bagel ? i 'm sure you 'll be fine . the shower 's free . aidan : good morning , honey . ava : wow , he 's real helpful . di : yeah , he 's real helpful . it 's -- it 's amazing how helpful a guy can be when a girl 's half - naked . ava : um -- he was the one half - naked . di : why do n't you go put on a robe ? ava : what happened about me making myself comfortable ? di : ava -- ava : fine , i get it . just let me finish this before it gets mushy , please ? di : try not to cause any trouble . [ scene_break ] kendall : do n't look at me like that . i did n't bake them . ryan : i 'm really happy for you and everything , kendall , but now is not a good time . [ kendall sighs ] kendall : ah , good , just the person i came to see . annie : um -- i have to drop her off at the center , and then i 'll be in to the office . kendall : yes , where i will not be because i am here . so you can relax . emma , would you like to taste one of the world 's yummiest muffins ? i think there 's a chocolate chip one in there for you . annie : you know what ? you can take it in the car . we really have to go . kendall : we do n't have any napkins . can you get me a napkin for the muffin , please ? [ ryan sighs ] kendall : thank you . annie : ok , now she 's going to be late to show - and - tell . kendall : right . so this is about show - and - tell ? not you guys being all weird with each other ? not looking each other in the eye ? ryan : did i mention that this was a bad time ? because i could have sworn -- kendall : greenlee did this . how can you let her ? i believe in the two of you . i did n't , but you made me . you guys are a team , so rah , rah ! but pull it together and -- and keep it that way . ryan : you think we do n't know this , kendall , all right ? so we 're trying . kendall : well , try harder . [ ryan sighs ] kendall : listen , annie , you -- you came into fusion , and you did n't let me or greenlee scare you away . now , we need you in the game . we need your head with us , not on greenlee . annie : ok , no muffin is worth this . kendall : ok , to hell with the muffins . just tell me how i can help you . ryan : oh , there it is . i 'll take that . ok . here you go for the road . annie : i 'll see you at the office . all right , sweetie . come on . let 's go . ryan : whoa , whoa , whoa . what about me ? kisses for me ? ok . annie : have a good day . kendall : that was not a good sign . ryan : thanks , 'cause i had no idea . kendall : step up , ryan . ryan : stay out of it , kendall . kendall : stop talking and start doing . it 's time to take action . [ scene_break ] ava : do n't you just love it when the milk gets all sugary ? ava : robe ? jonathan : yes . ava : yeah -- no , i was just going to go get one . jonathan : good . ava : this community - living thing is still kind of new for me . jonathan : obviously . yeah , it 's -- it takes some time . ava : hey , wait . um -- guess what . jonathan : what ? ava : i got a new job . a real one . jonathan : all right . congratulations . that 's great . ava : yeah . thanks . it 's at this new bar / restaurant . totally legit . but i need your help . jonathan : ok . you got it . what ? ava : um -- can you make us some coffee first ? i got to go get something . jonathan : like a robe ? ava : yeah . jonathan : ok . ava : i got that hint . jonathan : all right , good . [ scene_break ] amanda : you -- you 're off the seamus wong case . aidan : huh . you ca n't fire me . because i already quit . amanda : perfect . it 's over . forget i ever said his name . aidan : no can do , i 'm afraid . amanda , are you ok ? amanda : i 'm fine . i wish i had the coin that the jerk stole from me back , but it 's not even worth the drama . aidan : will you drop the cover story ? because it was n't that good to begin with . i 've put the pieces together , amanda . you and j.r. chandler were kidnapped . amanda : well -- what ? that 's crazy . why would you even think that ? aidan : what do you think tad and i do for a living ? if the feds are involved , you do n't think they 're going to call j.r. 's stepfather ? huh ? amanda : ok , look , i wanted to tell you everything , aidan . i did , ok ? but the chandlers -- they 're still trying to find the ransom money , and nobody can know . they wore masks . j.r. was beaten up . it was horrible . i thought we were going to die down there . aidan : amanda , when i said i put the pieces together , i meant all of them . i know what really happened . [ scene_break ] adam : losing majority leadership to slater is on my head . i turned against my own son . i -- i almost lost you forever . this -- the money is nothing . nothing . this house is nothing . j.r. : why are n't you mad ? adam : huh . j.r. : why are n't you furious ? why are n't you screaming for blood and money and slater 's head ? adam : you 're the one that called me a fool for going to him for cash , and you were right . j.r. : and since when are you the one to admit guilt and blame ? snap out of it . adam : almost losing you gave me a little different view of myself . i would have done `` anything `` to keep you alive . anything , anything . j.r. : i was n't -- i was n't going to die . adam : no , not if i could help it . j.r. : no matter what . do you get it ? i was n't going to die . adam : what , you think those thugs have scruples ? that they would have desisted from doing god knows what to you , to prove their point ? you have no idea . j.r. : yes , i -- yes , i do . adam : why ? because they gave you a meal ? because they did n't kill you when they got their money ? no , you do n't know what they -- j.r. : no , i know ! yes , i -- i know ! i know it all ! [ scene_break ] ryan : inviting her into our life was supposed to help . it was supposed to help her not feel so cheated . kendall : right . and -- and kissing her ? what part of the plan was that ? ryan : she told you ? kendall : yeah , i 'm sure she 's replaying it in her head about a thousand times by now . maybe she 'll tell annie at the office . ryan : i told annie what i told greenlee . kendall : what , exactly ? ryan : that it was a mistake . kendall : i 'm sure greenlee must have swooned over that . ryan : she thinks that she 's still in love with me . kendall : do n't be a jerk . ryan : excuse me ? kendall : she `` thinks `` ? just because you 're over greenlee does n't mean that what she feels is n't real . ryan : oh , i 'm sorry , i misspoke . i was n't aware that she was obsessed with me . kendall : how can you not be aware that she 's obsessed with you , ryan ? i mean -- uh -- yeah -- the charges for bigamy . that 's one . professing her love to you , kissing you . trying to claim our child as her own ? ryan : ok , i did n't know . back off . kendall : you did n't know because you did n't want to . [ scene_break ] jonathan : oh , what drinks do you know how to make ? ava : let 's see -- vodka shots , tequila shots , whiskey shots . jonathan : and shots and shots . all right . so obviously , we need to expand your menu a little . um -- so you got to learn all the popular drinks right now , like cosmos , mojitos . you got to learn everything that ends in `` tinis , `` basically . ava : i think maybe this is a more beer - guzzling - type crowd . jonathan : yeah , right , and maybe you should just wait tables , instead , and make ok money . ava : no , ok money is not what i want . i want to get behind that bar as soon as possible . and , hey , i can -- i can improvise . someone comes up wanting a -- a screaming orgasm -- jonathan : that 's -- ok . just -- yeah , all right . that 's vodka , irish cream , kahlua -- you put it over ice -- ava : i think i 'm going to need a book or something , with diagrams . i think i 'm going to need a teacher . help me , obi - jon . you 're my only hope . [ scene_break ] krystal : what 's the matter , huh ? you have a thing for high school girls , chester ? colby : no , krystal , it 's ok . i swear , he 's my bodyguard . krystal : no , you do n't need to protect him . colby : no , i swear , he is my bodyguard . dad hired him . i 'm so sorry , sven . sven : no problem . i 'll be outside . krystal : get on outside then . go . what is your daddy so angry at ? colby : do i have to tell you ? ok , if i tell you , will you just please trust me and pretend that you never met him ? krystal : i trust you , and i want you to tell me exactly what is going on . [ scene_break ] aidan : you 'd lie for a jerk that almost got you killed ? amanda : is this blame - the - victim time ? because it 's not j.r. 's fault that he was kidnapped . aidan : you are lying . and you 're not as good as you think you are . j.r. arranged the kidnapping , and then it became real . and either you were in on it from the beginning , or you clued in later . you did n't know about it , did you ? oh , wow . you must have been really scared . amanda : thanks for the sympathy . are we done ? aidan : listen . protecting j.r. could land you in a federal prison . amanda : i did n't do anything . aidan : you lied to the feds , amanda . and for what ? for money ? because whatever j.r. 's paying you is not enough . trust me when i say this , cut ties to him now , because the truth will come out . and when it does -- [ scene_break ] adam : what do you know ? j.r. : you conspired with zach slater to get me kicked out of chandler . adam : yes . j.r : and you regret it ? adam : huh -- yes . what do you know ? j.r. : i know that we know each other , dad . but the game , it just never ends . it 's in our blood . it gets passed from you to me . when i had you kicked off the board , i knew you were up to something . so i did what you would do . i went on the offense . i went straight for the jugular . i staged the kidnapping . the beating , the phone calls , the website . it was all me . right up until my men double - crossed me and transferred the ransom money to god knows where . but if my plan would have worked out , i would have your money . but now you 've lost everything . because of -- because of me . [ scene_break ] krystal : i want to know exactly when and how sven the bull turned into your personal bouncer . colby : i 'm trying to tell you , it 's because of sean . krystal : it is not ok for adam to staple you to sven over some boy . colby : no , do n't be mad at him . krystal , dad lost everything . krystal : what , you talking about me and jenny ? colby : no , no , no , no , no -- the chandler stocks , the house , the investments , the property -- you know , all the things that he and j.r. obsess about and i ignore . zach slater has it all now . krystal : how ? when -- when did this happen ? colby : deals and business things that dad does n't really talk to me about . it 's -- it 's really bad . krystal : `` bad `` as in `` back to the er bad `` ? colby : he 's been taking his medications , and i think he 's been sleeping at night . krystal : and the house , he lost the house ? where are you going to stay ? colby : well , we 're not poor or anything . krystal : oh . colby : well , at least i do n't think we are . krystal : oh , honey . listen , you always have a home with me from now until doomsday . if you need me for anything -- colby : no , we 're fine . i know it . but until we 're fine -- krystal : oh , come here . colby : i hate to see dad so lost . krystal : i know , i know . [ scene_break ] j.r. : my intention was to blow you away for good . and i regret it , just like you regret working with zach trying to cut me out of chandler . it was the worst mistake i 've ever made ! but now -- now we 're here and we are together , and we could turn the tables on slater , and we could get your money back ! and i can tell you what i think and what i know , and i think that the guy who double - crossed me is seamus wong . slater must 've gotten to him somehow . i do n't know when -- maybe it was months ago , maybe it was when you went to go get the ransom money from him . but i have a lead on seamus . and if we find him , we can find your money , and we can make a deal with slater , or we could throw his ass in prison for extortion ! you want to yell at me ? want to curse me out ? well , go ahead . do it . do it so we can move on , and we can get back to work . adam : how many times can a father lose his son ? [ scene_break ] aidan : be smart . turn state 's evidence now . do n't go down for j.r. 's stupidity . amanda : i 'm not going down for anything . aidan : but your mother is already locked up . do you really want to be next ? [ scene_break ] jonathan : come on , let 's go -- appletini . let 's see it ! ava : ok , ok . uh -- all right , vodka . jonathan : yes . ava : right ? and -- triple sec . jonathan : uh - huh . ava : and apple schnapps . whoo . jonathan : all right . ava : let 's see . [ ava gulps ] ava : delish . [ jonathan claps ] jonathan : very good . all right , now i 'm in the mood for a -- i want a margarita . ava : ok -- blended or on the rocks ? jonathan : on the rocks , and what else ? ava : and salt or no salt ? jonathan : and no salt , thank you . ava : all right -- ahem . tequila -- jonathan : uh - huh . ava : where 's that tequila ? all right , tequila -- jonathan : uh - huh . ava : and sour mix , triple sec . jonathan : mm - hmm . go quick . ava : ooh -- and lime juice . jonathan : voila . ava : and -- mmm . bad call with the no salt . jonathan : right . do not have a drink with the patrons , ok , especially the guys . listen , they 're going to want to buy you a drink and let them buy you a drink , definitely -- add it on to their tab . but as soon as they turn their heads , you toss it . ava : that 's such a bummer . jonathan : i mean this , ava . ava : fine . well , what if they ask for , like , a wallbanger or a mojito or something that i do n't even know how to make ? jonathan : well , you tell them that you 're out of ice or you 're low on glasses and -- and then you go to the back , and you look it up , and you come back out and you set them up , ok ? what do you do if a guy hits on you ? ava : is he a troll or a hottie ? i 'm just kidding . i 'll tell them to stick a flying -- jonathan : and , oh -- no , you will not chase away the business -- that 's a good way to lose the gig . you got to flirt , but you got to keep your distance , you know ? you want to be friendly , but you do n't want to be so friendly that you have a stalker , and you ca n't be so cold that you end up pushing somebody away . ava : hmm . this sounds familiar . jonathan : you 're not going to be running down the street with some guy 's wallet . um -- it does n't matter even if you mess up at the gig because your tip jar is going to be overflowing because you 're gorgeous . ava : can i be friendly but distant now ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i told greenlee that we could n't be friends anymore , that we could n't hang out -- you know , nothing . kendall : yeah , ok , and you expected her to -- to understand and just fall in line ? ryan , she has unfinished business with you . ryan : no , our business was finished when we got the divorce . kendall : well , maybe you 're finished , but greenlee 's not . ryan : which i have no control over . kendall : you 're right -- you have no control , especially when you kiss her . ryan : ok , fine . i messed up , all right , and annie 's paying for it now . greenlee will not stop messing with annie 's head . she 's trying to get her to quit , and you know what ? instead of interrogating me , maybe you can explain to me why annie has n't left fusion yet . kendall : because she wo n't let greenlee scare her away , because annie loves fusion , and because we have a huge concept launch coming up and it 's make - or- break and annie cares . so do i . it 's part of the selfish reason that i 'm here . ryan : i told greenlee that we 're done , i told annie that it 's done . neither will let it go . kendall : well , that 's why i 'm here -- i came to help , play peacemaker . ryan : clearly one of us is not speaking english any longer . kendall : all right , come on , ryan . if anyone knows what it 's like to be obsessed with you and lose you , it 's me . ryan : ok , i do n't need this now . kendall : just look at me a minute , please . and not like that . [ ryan sighs ] kendall : look at me as someone who knows you and loves you and shares a child with you . do n't tell me what annie wants to hear or what greenlee wants to hear , or what you think the white knight ryan should say . just tell me . ryan : tell you what ? kendall : tell me how you really feel about greenlee now . ryan : i do n't love her . kendall : not love ? ryan : no , not anymore . kendall : then what ? ryan : i guess i feel a lot of guilt , responsibility , frustration , anger . i 'm ticked off that she chose now to come back , and then more guilt about that , you know , as in what kind of guy am i to be ticked off that greenlee 's misery interferes with my happy family ? and i guess -- i guess i have a lot of anger that she 's messing with what annie and i have . kendall : this is good -- i mean , not that she 's messing with you , but this is good . i mean , now -- now we 're getting somewhere . ryan : oh , i see . so all that gave you the magic bullet , did it ? kendall : you never did have enough faith in me , ryan . we will see . i 'm taking this . this is not for me , it 's -- the baby likes it . ryan : yeah . kendall : see ya . [ scene_break ] jonathan : here we go . ava : yeah ! that 's it , baby ! jonathan : good thing i brought the plastic bottles . [ scene_break ] kendall : ahem . annie : hey , i called in six books for photographers and i have a model call out for the green campaign . kendall : are you talking to me ? because i could 've sworn back at the penthouse , you did n't want to talk -- annie : ok , i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . i just could not do another greenlee talk . that woman is sucking my life dry . kendall : i told ryan that you would n't leave fusion when we needed you . did i lie ? annie : no ? kendall : oh , suddenly i 'm filled with boundless confidence . if you 're going to leave , just tell me -- tell me now , please . i wo n't like it , but i 'll deal with it . annie : no , i 'm here . i 'm staying . kendall : good . we will need you here tomorrow with everybody else . i want for you to set the example -- show up with a smile . annie : tomorrow ? kendall : mm - hmm . annie : tomorrow 's the fourth of july -- national holiday ? picnics , fireworks ? you want us to work ? kendall : you got a problem with that ? did n't think so . now , show me those portfolios . [ scene_break ] ava : vodka , oj , and a hint of cran juice . ahem . vodka , oj , and a hint of cran juice . vodka , oj , and a hint of cran juice . vodka , oj , and a hint of cran juice . jonathan : mm - hmm . ava : vodka , oj , and a hint of cran juice . vodka , oj -- di : vodka , oj , and a hint of cran juice . vodka , oj , and a hint of cran juice -- catchy . jonathan : stop it , do n't say it . shh . di : say what ? jonathan : she wanted to learn how to bartend , di . di : i see that . jonathan : i 'm leaving now , di . di : ok . i did n't say anything . jonathan : goodbye , di ! bye , di . di : mm - hmm . vodka , oj , and a hint of cran juice jonathan : i hate you . [ scene_break ] aidan : j.r. is a grand jury indictment just waiting to happen . amanda : who are you even talking to ? because i already told you -- aidan : he mowed you down with a car . and you know what -- he did n't give a damn . all right , he lets his wife cover his butt so he -- so he does n't have to go to jail . amanda : he 's an alcoholic who 's in recovery . aidan : he is a rich , twisted idiot that is full of excuses . amanda : why do you even care ? aidan : because you 've had enough terrible things happen to you in your life . do n't ask for any more . just leave him alone , amanda . ok , he 's a bad guy that lets women in his life take the fall for all of his mistakes , and he 's doing it again . babe was in love with him . you 're not . lose him , amanda , before you go under his wheels again . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] colby : he 's dad . he 's not going to let anyone see him fall apart . thanks . but that look in his eyes -- i just want to make it go away . krystal : honey , you deserve a life , too . if you and sean have worked things out , and you want to see him again -- colby : no , i do . we are . krystal : so , you 're just sneaking around because of that moose out there ? colby : dad just wants me safe . you know , it 's not the worst thing in the world to have someone love you that much . singer : what 's this illusion ? can somebody please pray for [ scene_break ] j.r. : you admitted to me what you tried to do with zach -- how you tried to screw me over . i did the same thing . adam : oh , the same ? oh , the -- the same ? j.r. : look at me . look at me . that responsible , sick feeling you had ? i have it double . but i swear to you , dad , together , chandlers , we can make zach pay for ever trying to take us on . adam : i watched you bleed . hmm . i listened to you groaning against the pain . do you have any idea what that did to me ? do you remember when little adam was missing ? do you remember the panic ? the rage , that -- that primal , naked fear ? that -- that bloody shirt , the blood on my hands ? my son 's blood , my son 's pain -- my son maybe on the edge of death . i -- wondering if maybe i was too late . maybe this was my karmic due . or maybe -- huh -- maybe a little box on my doorstep with a severed finger in it or maybe a -- a bloody ear . proof that my son was suffering , proof that i 'd failed you again . yeah . no . i wept -- i wept for you ! broken , broken , broken . so that 's what you planned for me , that 's what you wanted me to see . i -- i wish i still owned this house , because i 'd have you thrown out . [ next_on ] kendall ( to babe , annie , and greenlee ) : it 's time to come together as a team and heal . babe : this is not going to be pretty . amanda : aah ! babe : oh ! annie : uh , there 's a wall in front of you . greenlee : yeah , i 'm sure there is . annie : greenlee , stop . | ava sits on the couch as aidan comes into the living room , wearing only his shorts . she comments that he is looking mighty fine . annie comes downstairs , looking for emma 's backpack . when ryan tries to talk to her , she is as cold to him as ever . there is a knock on the door and it is kendall , bringing them a breakfast of muffins . j.r. and babe spend some quality time with little adam on the terrace as adam comes out to join them . j.r. explains to adam that he was behind the kidnapping plot . derek comes into the comeback bar and starts up a conversation with krystal . they make plans for the 4th of july picnic in the park . colby overhears their plans and advises krystal against it . colby has a run - in with some girls from school who make catty remarks about her job and krystal outside of the comeback bar . di comes downstairs and finds ava coming on to aidan . kendall blames greenlee for this friction that is between annie and ryan . kendall tells ryan that it is time to take action . ava lets jonathan know that she is working now and asks for help with cocktail recipes . jonathan is thrilled to help her . aidan lets amanda know that he knows all about the kidnapping plot . |
ryan : annie ? annie , you home ? annie ? [ ryan finds annie 's note ] ryan : you went to the movies ? [ knock at door ] jesse : ryan , you got a second ? ryan : yeah , yeah , jesse , what 's going on ? jesse : a little police business . ryan : about richie ? jesse : i 'd like to speak to annie again about richie 's escape . [ scene_break ] richie : hey , sis , it 's about time . [ annie motions for richie to be quiet then proceeds to cut him free ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : it felt so good to mess with that jerk . kendall : if anyone deserves it . babe : again , thank you , guys . i do n't know what i would have done if you had n't gotten here . kendall : ok , ok , do n't even think about that and quit thanking us . greenlee : are you sure we have to leave him here alive ? babe : yeah , unfortunately . kendall : yeah , when zach gets here richie may wish we killed him . greenlee : to us , to strength . kendall : and power . babe : and kicking some butt . [ scene_break ] singer : to be your fantasy and they do n't have limits on what you want to see just keep on clicking ♪ cassandra : ok , do n't think i have n't noticed . corrina : well , it 's not bad . cassandra : there 's nothing like a guy with some rhythm . your guy 's cute , too . corrina : oh , yeah , ren and i were friends for a long time before he asked me out . colby : come on , you guys , come over and dance . turn up the music . colby : ren , you , no standing . come on , let 's dance . come on . whoo . ren : ok , all right . singer : do n't ever make contact let 's make fire the star ♪ [ scene_break ] j.r. : hey , are you all right ? babe : yeah , yeah , i 'm fine , really . zach : what were you thinking ? greenlee : we 're ok , too , thanks for asking . aidan : are you sure you 're ok ? kendall : we 're fine , we 're fine . you should have seen greenlee . she was the queen of pepper spray . zach : great , you should have called me . kendall : i tried to , but then , but then richie heard the phone ring , and -- greenlee : yeah , i heard babe screaming . so , what were we supposed to do ? just listen to her cry for help ? j.r. : did he hurt you ? babe : no , he did n't get a chance to . greenlee : you guys should be proud of us . we really took care of him . aidan : i 'm just glad that everybody 's all right , ok ? zach : where is he ? greenlee : he 's inside , he 's tied up . babe : he 's not going to go anywhere . zach : you should n't have come here by yourselves . kendall : well , we thought it was a long shot that babe and richie were even here . zach : well , it 's a risk you did n't have to take . what are you doing ? kendall : zach , zach , we 're fine , ok ? zach : all right . aidan : this is n't exactly a lipstick launch , is it ? greenlee : but it worked out ok , did n't it ? aidan : are you sure you 're ok ? greenlee : we 're fine . actually , we 're doing great . zach : what about this cabin ? you just found it in the woods and -- greenlee : kendall saw a picture of babe and little adam that was taken here . kendall : yes , and i remember her telling me about this picnic that they had with little a and richie back when he was wes . greenlee : and apparently he thought he could rekindle the romance . kendall : hey . zach : what ? kendall : we 're ok . zach : yeah . greenlee : come on , you guys , we should be celebrating . zach : why do n't we celebrate once we take care of richie , how about that ? aidan : do you want to call the cops , or should i ? zach : let 's , let 's hold off on the police for a little while . kendall : no , zach , i know what you want to do , but you ca n't . j.r. : i was so scared , babe . i just did n't know what i 'd do if i had lost you . babe : i know the feeling . j.r. : i just kept looking at little a , and i did n't know what i 'd say to him if , if i let his mother -- babe : do n't . ok , let 's just go home and let 's just go see our son . kendall : we 've punished richie enough , zach . greenlee : i held a knife to his throat . kendall : she 's not kidding . greenlee : i know what you want to do , zach , but i saw richie . i saw the look in his eyes . he thought he was going to die . zach : i 'm going to check out that look right now . [ scene_break ] adam : j.r. , j.r. ? that baboon 's probably out there chasing after babe and that psychopath . when is he going to figure out that that woman is nothing but trouble ? um , your job here is n't sneaking up on people . carmen : sorry , sorry , i just heard you yelling `` j.r. , j.r. `` i thought it was an order , or something , like kp duty . adam : j.r. is my son . carmen : j.r. , son , got it . adam : yeah , well , what are you wearing ? carmen : oh , your cook lady , mocretia ? adam : lucretia . carmen : oh , yeah , she gave me the uniform , like you told me , and i just fixed it up . erica taught me in prison you 've got to make it your own . you ca n't just fit into every little box that life throws at you . adam : oh , we may need a bigger box because that outfit is entirely unacceptable . carmen : i 'll work on it . oh , and that little thing about you talking to yourself , do n't you worry . it does n't freak me out at all . i can put up with you . adam : you can put up with me ? carmen : yeah , no sweat . i 've dealt with stir crazy before . stir crazy , that 's prison talk for when things are getting a little -- adam : yeah , i 'm well - acquainted with the definition of stir crazy . carmen : oh , you 've been in the joint , too ? what did they book you for ? adam : the term is not restricted to prisons . carmen : oh , we are going to have a real learning experience between the two of us . adam : wait , wait , just hold it right there . i know that you must be anxious , determined to find yourself some sort of a safe , non - crime related conversation to get into , but not with me , because i am not your pal , you see ? i 'm your boss . you can call me warden if you want to . carmen : geez louise , i 'm just trying to be nice . i know what it 's like when your family takes off on you , that 's all . [ scene_break ] colby : come on , ren , are you sure you do n't want to dance ? ren : ah , thanks , i 'm good , colby . colby : you want another beer ? ren : maybe it 's time to chill on the cocktails . colby : that 's no fun , is it ? you want to have fun , do n't you ? dré : hey , colby , you give us a second ? colby : ok . dré : yo , man , you 've got to chill . corrina 's all over this mess . ren : what am i supposed to do ? dré : just walk away , man . just walk away . colby : what are you guys talking about ? corrina : i 'm done , and i want to go home . colby : why ? the party 's just getting started . cassandra : ok , maybe it 's time you just slow it down ? colby : why ? corrina : ren , are you taking me home , or not ? ren : uh , yeah , i guess . colby : it 's my birthday . nobody leaves until i say so . ren : maybe we 'll just stay a few minutes . dré : dude , do n't . corrina : why , so you can kiss the birthday girl some more ? dré : just keep your mouth shut . colby : what 's happening to my party , people ? ren : i was n't doing anything , corrina . corrina : oh , yeah , then why do n't you pick your jaw up off the floor ? colby : is this going to suck more than my last party ? cassandra : this is ridiculous , i -- i can not . colby : who needs another beer ? ren : i was not checking colby out . corrina : bull . i 'm leaving . ren : oh , corrina , wait , wait , wait . i was not trying to hit on colby . cassandra : wow , that went well . colby : fine , let them leave , more drinks for me . [ scene_break ] aidan : somehow he escaped through the window . kendall : i do n't understand how he could have gotten out . we tied him up so tight . j.r. : wait , wait , so what are you saying ? that this psycho just got up and left ? greenlee : well , you know what ? i have his car keys . he ca n't get far . babe : he could be anywhere . zach : these were cut . kendall : the knife . greenlee : where is it ? kendall : i put it right over here . there 's no way he could have reached it . zach : did you check him ? greenlee : we did n't pat him down for weapons , if that 's what you 're asking . j.r. : damn it . zach : he could have had another knife . babe : it 's possible . what do we do now ? aidan : richie must have taken off through the woods . babe : or he could be out there waiting to make his next move . j.r. : no , he would n't be that stupid . greenlee : yes , he would . babe : he was furious with us . he lost it . greenlee : yeah , he deserved to be tormented . kendall : he 's been torturing people since he came to town , starting with annie and working his way through all of us . zach : well , his days of torturing people are over . kendall : no , wait , zach , wait a minute . zach , wait . come on , zach . [ scene_break ] ryan : so , you got any news on richie ? jesse : well , we 're on it . we 've got an apb out on him . we 've got the transportation covered and roadblocks , you name it . ryan : great , good , so then , why do you need annie ? jesse : well , she 's his closest relative here and also the last person to see him that we know of . ryan : after he hit her in the head with a bottle , jesse . she already came down . she gave her statement , all right ? jesse : well , sometimes , you know , you kind of miss stuff first go round , you know ? ryan : are you serious ? you 're really going to do this ? you really going to rake her over the coals again ? jesse : is she here , ryan ? ryan : no , she 's not . she 'll be back soon . jesse : back from where ? ryan : she 's just taking a little time . she needed to get away from all this , you know . jesse : she went to the movies while her brother is out there on the loose , a fugitive ? jesse : yeah , i need you to expand the perimeter . i do n't care how many guys you 've got to pull . just do it . ryan : hey , annie , it 's me . um , i hope you 're enjoying the movie . look , i need to talk to you , all right , so -- actually jesse hubbard is here , and he needs to talk to you . so , give me a call when you get this , ok ? ok , bye . jesse : yeah , and put a trace on annie lavery 's cell phone . i tell you guys to keep an eye out for me , all right ? nope , not yet , not yet . i 'll let you know when i need you to add her to the apb , bye . ryan : ok , when annie gets back , i will have her call you . jesse : ryan , what movie theaters did you two usually go to ? ryan : the one on fifth , why ? jesse : any others ? ryan : i will have annie call you . jesse : we do n't have that kind of time , ryan . what kind of movies does she like ? ryan : what , why -- why does that possibly matter ? jesse : when a man accused of attempted murder escapes from custody and takes a hostage , kind of everything matters . so , does she normally go to the movies by herself ? ryan : i do n't like where this is going , jesse . jesse : well , sometimes cops got to go to some pretty funky places . and i do n't know , it just strikes me as odd that annie would up and go to a movie after being assaulted by her brother . ryan : so , what are you thinking ? maybe that richie has her ? jesse : i 'm thinking it 's a possibility . ryan : and what 's the other possibility , jesse ? do you think annie is in on this with richie ? jesse : you tell me . [ scene_break ] richie : did you have to park in ohio ? everything still hurts from zach slater 's visit to my jail cell . annie : so , zach 's the one who gave you that pounding ? richie : yes , zach gave me the pounding . you have great friends here . annie : just shut up , ok ? richie : oh , that 's how you talk to your little brother these days ? richie : where the hell are we , anyway ? annie : if i parked any closer to the cabin , somebody might have heard us , and you would be on your way back to prison . richie : ok , yeah , good , yeah , that 's smart . guess you 're not just another pretty face . annie : ok , ok , you know those last 10 minutes of us walking here ? those silent minutes ? let 's do that again . richie : and miss out on all this bonding time ? sure . annie : god , do you think anybody saw us ? richie : no , sis , we 're golden , let 's go . annie : this is all your fault . richie : blame the two bimbos with the pepper spray . annie : i gave you money . i gave you a chance to get out of here , and you blew it . richie : watch where you 're throwing those accusations , sis . you 're not so squeaky clean these days . annie : i asked you to get greenlee out of my life , and what did you do ? richie : plan b . annie : what part of your escape would involve trying to seduce babe ? richie : the fun part , ok ? annie : hello , she does n't even want you . richie : hello , come on , i guess you know all about that subject , since you 're married to a guy who does n't even remember why he married you in the first place . annie : oh , my god , i honestly did n't realize that you were this stupid . richie : i 'm sorry . have you stopped trying to trick ryan into having a kid with you ? annie : this is n't about me , richie . richie : well , it sure as hell will be if we get caught , so can we go , please ? annie : look , there 's a car up there , ok ? i 'm waiting for it to pass . richie : ok , that was smart again . what have you been breaking the law since i 've been gone ? annie : gosh , you took your one chance of getting out of here , and you blew it for a woman who hates you . richie : babe cared . she cared before , ok ? she could care again . annie : you 're delusional . you 're not the golden child anymore , richie . you ca n't get everything you want with a compliment and a smile . richie : you know what my prison shrink used to say to me , god rest his soul , he used to say that you were jealous of me . annie : jealous , jealous of what ? i have waited my entire life for people to see the truth about you and now they finally do . richie : cry me a river , ok ? the car 's gone . just drive . annie : you are still ruining my life . richie : my heart bleeds . annie : and now i have to fix it . god , i always have to fix it . [ scene_break ] colby : come on , you guys , let 's play never have i ever . dré : yeah , i do n't think so , colby . colby : ok , i 'll start . never have i ever got drunk , had sex , and got tossed aside on my birthday . oh , wait , i did . come on , guys , your turn . cassandra : yeah , ok , how about we go home ? colby : why ? the party 's just getting started . ok , i 'll go again . never have i ever had a crush on anyone in this room . oh , do n't even . we should all be drinking to that social . dré : how did this happen ? cassandra : yeah , i think it 's called a 12-pack . colby : never have i ever learned from my mistakes . hey , i think we all know the answer to that . happy birthday to me . let 's make a toast . dré : how about we toast with soda ? colby : that wo n't work . come on . ok , ok , ok , ok , are you ready ? is everybody ready ? here 's to the men that we love , or women . here 's to the men that love us , and if the men that we love do n't love us , then the hell with them and here 's to us . cassandra : ok , enough toasts , can you please put the drink down ? colby : oh , you guys care . i love you guys . i 'm so glad you 're my friends , real friends , you know , good friends . whoa , why is everything spinning ? cassandra : ok , i think we 're officially on drunk girl watch . dré : i 'll flip you for it . cassandra : i do n't think so . colby : hello , i can hear you . dré : all right . cassandra : sit down . colby : i 'm right here . cassandra : ok , good , sit -- colby : shh , let 's listen . cassandra : please , thank you very much . colby : does cass know how much you like her ? because she likes you , and you like her . and it 's a secret , shh . [ scene_break ] adam : my family means the world to me . i do n't live alone in this mansion . you 'll meet them all sooner or later , just stop making snap judgments . carmen : i ca n't do anything right , can i ? adam : well , we 're not getting off to a very good start , are we ? carmen : sorry , i just thought your family bailed on you . it does happen . maybe not in rich places like this , but -- adam : no , maybe it happens everywhere , but i hold my family in too high esteem to risk losing them . carmen : it 's good to know . so , what should i be doing ? adam : well , i do n't want to become part of the day - to - day household duties . there must be a list of duties somewhere . carmen : maybe that room where you keep the mud . adam : you 're dismissed . dismissed , that means you can go to your room and retire for the evening . good night , carmen . carmen : good night , boss man . [ scene_break ] ryan : so , let me get this straight . you think this woman right here , with this beautiful little girl is helping her whack job brother ? jesse : i got to ask these questions , ryan . this is my job . ryan : you 're asking questions about a woman who has been warning everybody in pine valley about this guy since the day he came to town . the same woman who 's protecting my daughter from that guy , a daughter that she loves more than she loves herself , jesse . jesse : well , you know what ? from what i 've heard , you ca n't even remember most of richie 's time here in pine valley . ryan : i have been filled in . jesse : obviously by your wife . ryan : by everybody . jesse , everybody in town . why do n't you go ask one of them ? maybe you 'll get some answers , ok ? annie is the victim in this . jesse : but she is n't here , ryan . ryan : she 's at a movie . why is that so hard for you to understand ? she 's at a movie . she wanted to spend a little bit of time thinking about something other than her brother and his escape , or me and my amnesia . she wanted to spend a little time for herself . that 's it , ok ? that 's all , like she does n't deserve that . jesse : all right , calm down , because you know what ? i 'm really trying to help you here . that 's what i 'm trying to do . and i really need to talk to annie . ryan : well , you 're not the only one . i mean , richie 's on the loose right now , and annie 's not picking up her cell phone . jesse : [ sighs ] yeah , it 's hubbard here . give me the uniform detail . i want you to check all the local theaters for a woman fitting annie lavery 's description . yeah , start with the one on fifth . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i thought we had him . kendall : how in the hell did richie escape ? babe : what if he 's out there right now watching us ? kendall : ok , babe , zach and aidan and j.r. , they 're out there , and they will make that richie does n't come anywhere near us . greenlee : is it just me , or is this room getting smaller ? kendall : it 's ok , greenlee . [ thud outside ] babe : what the hell was that ? kendall : i 'm sure it was an animal , ok ? we 're in the woods . greenlee : this was n't supposed to happen . why did n't i frisk him ? kendall : frisk him ? and then what , what are you going to book him next ? greenlee : no , i grabbed his hunting knife , but i should have checked him first . kendall : yes , because checking him and getting in his business is exactly what we had on our agenda . babe : all right , stop it , you two . kendall : yeah , well , if she would stop blaming us . greenlee : we did n't call the police right away . kendall : and done what ? and tell them what ? that , that we do n't know if richie 's really here ? greenlee : wait , whoa , whoa , whoa . kendall : what ? babe : what , what ? greenlee : did you see that ? babe : what ? greenlee : that shadow by the window , did you see it ? kendall : no , i -- greenlee : all right . babe : oh , get , get something . aidan : kendall , it 's me . [ scene_break ] richie : god , do you ever stop whining ? `` oh , richie , you think you 're the golden child , you ruined my life . `` just get over it , man . get over it . annie : get over it , get over it ? i have a husband at home . i have a daughter that i love , and i am here risking my life to help you . richie : oh , do n't start polishing your halo now , sweetheart . you 're not here to help me , you 're here to help yourself . annie : ok , just shut up , ok ? richie : oh , yeah , big , bad richie makes poor annie 's life miserable , everything 's so hard for you . annie : i swear will pull this car over and kick you out . richie : oh , yeah , then what are you going to do ? are you going to drive off and leave me there to tell everybody i meet about your perfect little lie -- oh , oh , i mean , your life . i doubt you 're going to do that . annie : you really do hate me . richie : no , you , you , you 're the one that decided to be my enemy instead of my sister . annie : i am your sister . richie : yeah , well , we could have been a great team , you know that ? instead you decided to send me off to prison . so , karma 's a bitch , sis . annie : no , if only they had gotten you the psychological help that i wanted -- richie : oh , why the -- shut up . why do i need psychological help , huh ? why do i need it ? because i love you ? yeah , i love you . no , i 've always loved you . i 've always been there for you . i 've always tried to help you . annie : help me ? richie : yes . annie : help me , you lied to me about getting greenlee out of my life . instead you snagged babe for yourself . how is that helping me ? richie : i did n't have a choice , ok ? i did n't have a -- i did n't have a choice . annie : god , it 's bull . it 's all bull , richie . richie : it 's not bull , i 'm serious . i do n't know , i saw her and i thought maybe babe can make life on the run more tolerable -- annie : god , please , please , not even . richie : oh , what , after all those years in prison , because of you , i 'm not entitled to just a little bit of happiness , just a little ? annie : you 're alive , that 's enough . richie : yeah , well , no thanks to you , ok ? annie : you , you destroyed my family . richie : which family ? which one are you talking about , sis ? the one you 're trying to snag onto now ? or the one that you ruined back in chicago ? annie : well , you know what ? you pretty much ruined them both , richie . richie : yeah , well at least i 'm not the one who had mom kill herself . annie : oh , stop it , stop it . richie : oh , it 's true you lied . you lied to send her only son to prison . you might as well just have tied the noose yourself , sis . annie : i loved mom . richie : yeah , well , you have a funny way of showing it . annie : i was not trying to hurt her . i do n't hurt people on purpose like you do , richie . like what about dad , richie , why is dad deaf ? that was n't my fault . richie : ok , dad , let 's talk about dad . how is your relationship with dad now , huh ? oh , that 's right . the only reason you talk to him is because of little emma . annie : that 's because you 've twisted things , richie . richie : oh , your life has been a mess forever . do n't blame me for it now . annie : why would n't i blame you ? it 's your fault that i went to the first guy that would have me , terry , and married him . richie : are you really sitting here right now and blaming me for your pervert ex - husband ? really , is that what you 're doing ? annie : you have ruined my life . richie : annie , you know what ? i think it 's time we just , we just ended it now . we just part our own ways . i do n't need you anymore , anyway , sis . i 've got your money , and i 've got your car . annie : no ! [ when richie pulls on the steering wheel , the car swerves as the tires squeal ] [ scene_break ] aidan : put this down , can i ? i think we 're all safe . greenlee : thank god she did n't hit you . kendall : i could have killed you . aidan : yeah , but you did n't . any sign of novak ? babe : no , but when we heard the noise outside -- greenlee : we thought it could have been him . kendall : yeah , and so i grabbed something from the fireplace , and i 'm sorry , aidan . i almost hit you . aidan : it 's ok . greenlee : yeah , but you did n't . nobody got hurt . kendall : right . j.r. : are you all right ? zach : we heard a scream . who screamed ? greenlee : false alarm . aidan : i came back in , i did n't say it was me , kendall got scared . did you find anything ? j.r. : yeah . we found what looks like to be a trail to the north . zach : novak may have left by that . what 's going on ? you 're shaking . hey . kendall : i just hate that richie can get to me like this . zach : oh . [ scene_break ] annie : you almost got us killed . what are you , crazy ? richie : oh , do i need to answer that question really ? annie : i swear , if you want anything from me , and i mean anything , you will shut up and listen . richie : oh , come on , annie , you shut up and listen . come on , we 're a team . i 'm not going to hurt you . annie : oh , you really expect me to believe that ? richie : look , you do n't want to fight me , ok ? you really just do n't want to fight me . annie : threaten me again and this car goes nowhere . richie : fine . good . just get me out of here in one piece , and then your secrets are safe with me . everybody wins . annie : good . annie and richie : good . richie : good . annie : i want you gone . i mean it . i want you out of this town , i want you out of this time zone , and i want you gone for good this time . no coming back . richie : i love you , too , sis . but i 've got a better idea . why do n't i take your keys , and i just drive off into the sunset ? annie : we 're the middle of nowhere , richie . you 're not leaving me here . richie : but you 'd leave me here , right ? do n't worry , somebody will come along , they 'll pick you up , and you can tell them the story about how big , bad richie abducted you , took your car , kicked you to the curb , whatever you want to do . annie : no , richie , the last time people saw you , you were around this place . they 'll know that i helped you . richie : oh , so they would . well , i guess , too bad for you . annie : i am not taking a fall for you . i want you out of my car , and i want you out of my life . do you understand ? richie : just do n't raise your voice to me , ok ? and besides , you need to keep a level head if you 're going to tell another convincing lie to your loving husband . annie : that 's it , get out . that 's it ! i want you out ! get the hell out ! [ richie chuckles ] [ scene_break ] jesse : ryan , i 'm just trying to understand the hold richie has on annie . ryan : the guy is a sociopath , jesse , but he 's still her brother . i mean , she wants him in prison , but she still cares about him . jesse : ok . well , that brother - sister connection could help us find him . ryan : i want his ass back in prison where he belongs . jesse : well , that makes two of us , brother . ryan : ok , well , then you do your job , and i will take care of my wife . jesse : why ca n't we do both ? she might have information . ryan : she told you all of the information that she knows . jesse : well , maybe there 's something that she just does n't think is that important , which leads us to my job , to sort through the memories , the vague recollections . anything could be a tip . ryan : well , i -- i want to help you . jesse : i know you do . and trust me , i understand your wanting to protect your girl . ryan : thank you . i 'll have annie call you , ok ? [ pager beeps ] jesse : listen , i 've got to get back to the station . if you hear from her , ryan , please -- ryan : you 'll hear from her . jesse : all right . [ scene_break ] colby : i do n't want to go . dré : too bad , party 's over . colby : seriously , i 'm not going anywhere . i 've had two crappy birthdays in a row . one was so bla -- bad that people are still talking about how ridiculous it was . and the other one , i ignore it because the first one was so bad . cassandra : colby , get your stuff , we 're out of here . colby : no . i want some fun . some presents . happy birthday to me . dré : ah , ok , party 's really over now . colby : mm . [ phone rings ] dré : all right , let 's do this . colby : maybe that 's someone who actually wants to celebrate with me . cassandra : hello ? adam : yes , yes , cassandra , is that you ? adam chandler here . could i speak with my daughter ? [ scene_break ] aidan : we 're at this cabin at the end of route 83 . jesse : how 's babe doing ? aidan : she 's fine . she 's shaken up , but she 'll be ok . jesse : yeah . well , novak 's nowhere to be found . aidan : the ropes were cut . somehow he escaped through this window . jesse : no sign of him ? aidan : no , he 's on foot . jesse : stay put , we 're on our way . aidan : good . jesse : all right , folks , we 've got a scene . thanks . i want you to bring out the dogs and get forensics , get your hats . we 're going into the woods . let 's move it . let 's go , come on , let 's go . aidan : jesse wants us to stay here , so he can take some statements . j.r. : no , no way in hell . i 'm getting babe out of here . babe : if waiting here means finding richie , i 'll stay . kendall : well , whatever , someone can come to the house . i 'm going home to my boys . zach : yeah , you go ahead . greenlee : i 'll stay . aidan : uh , i do n't think so , greenlee . kendall : oh , i get it . you 're going after richie . zach : aidan ? aidan : girls , i 'll take you home , all right ? kendall : no , no , no , no . zach , you ca n't do this . zach : i was n't asking you . greenlee : ca n't you just let the cops do their jobs ? zach : did you call the cops earlier ? aidan : i 'll take kendall and greenlee home and make sure they get home safe . zach : good . i 'll take richie 's car , you take mine . kendall : ok , so we have no say in this . aidan : i think we did enough talking with the pepper spray . zach : aidan will take you home in your car , no arguments . come here . j.r. : look , i just need to get her home . he traumatized her a lot more -- zach : calm down . take her home , keep her safe . j.r. : all right . you find this guy , you take care of him properly . zach : it 's done . kendall : zach . zach : it 's going to be ok . aidan : richie 's got to be heading north away from town . kendall : no , no , damn it , you are not going out there alone . [ scene_break ] cassandra : mr. chandler , hi , how are you ? adam : i am fine , cassandra . could i speak with my daughter ? cassandra : i did n't get a chance to thank you for letting me come up here to the lodge with colby . it 's amazing up here , and i know colby really appreciates it . adam : you 're very welcome . now , where 's my daughter ? cassandra : where is your daughter ? she 's in the bathroom , taking a bath . adam : a bath ? at her birthday party ? cassandra : i know . it sounds strange , right ? um , well , what happened was we were -- we went for a walk , and she fell in the mud , so , yeah , it 's crazy , i know . adam : well , would you have her call me when she gets out ? cassandra : ok . ok , sure . bye . [ knock on door ] carmen : just take it in for a minute before you decide that you hate it . adam : carmen , what in blazes are you doing ? carmen : i could n't find the rulebooks , so i worked on my uniform . changed it up , blinged it out just a little . you like ? adam : hate . carmen : i need something to do . i just got all this pent up energy from being stuck in a cell . adam : you want to be productive ? pour me a scotch . it 's the decanter on the right . carmen : sure thing . i 've been doing a lot of this since i got here . is this my new job here ? bartendress ? adam : when i need it to be , yes . carmen : you got anything more laid back to drink other than this stuff ? adam : you mean like a keg ? carmen : [ scoffs ] i know you would n't have a keg in a place like this . adam : you might be surprised . when krystal was here , we had 73 truckers with enough kegs to inebriate every one of them . krystal was really good at keeping things -- keeping things humming . carmen : krystal , is n't she the married woman that you were -- adam : must i repeat every order i give to you ? that 's it . good night , you 're dismissed . go to bed . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] cassandra : ok . do we have everything , birthday girl ? colby : fine . dré : then let 's go . where are your keys ? colby : i 'm too wasted to drive . cassandra : exactly . colby : ok , ok , but nobody better puke in my new car . dré : we 're not the ones you have to worry about . [ scene_break ] jesse : she 's not at any of the local theaters ? did you check with the staff , all of them ? keep looking . put an apb out on her car . annie lavery . richie novak better be still breathing when we find him , because if somebody went vigilante on my watch , there 's going to be hell to pay . [ scene_break ] j.r. : let 's go , babe . babe : not yet . i want to wait for the police . j.r. : no , you know what ? they can get your statement tomorrow . greenlee : we 're fine , babe . go home to your son . babe : i can help them . aidan : no one is going to stay here for long . kendall : yeah , and we can tell them everything . j.r. : i want to get you checked out at the hospital . babe : no , no . if i 'm not staying , i want to go straight home . thank you , guys . greenlee : do n't . no need . kendall : seriously , you would have busted down doors for us . babe : no , i mean it . i do n't know what i would have done . greenlee : hey , listen , it 's all good . kendall : now , give me a hug . and you do owe us some cocktails . babe : deal . i know a really good bar . kendall : now , how about you , mister ? zach : what ? you 're not stopping me . aidan : you 're not going to win this one , kendall . greenlee : he 's a big boy . he 'll be fine . besides , i do n't think you have a choice . kendall : just do n't anything stupid . zach : of course not . kendall : and if you find richie -- zach : hey , see you at home . kendall : please tell me i did the right thing . please tell me it will be ok . [ scene_break ] ryan : so , no one saw a woman that looks like that ? no , she 's alone . ok , thank you . [ phone rings ] ryan : hello ? annie : ryan ? ryan : hey . you ok ? annie : i 'm fine . ryan : you -- you have n't seen richie ? you 're not with him ? annie : no . no , why would i be with -- why would i be with richie ? ryan : i do n't know . i was just worried about you , you know , when you did n't answer your phone . annie : sorry , i turned my cell phone off in the movie . you got my note , right ? ryan : yeah , i did why do n't i come pick you up ? annie : no , no . no , i 'm fine . i 'll drive myself home . ryan : you 're sure you 're ok ? annie : i 'm sure . i 'll be home soon . [ annie sits alone in her car -- richie is gone ! ] | jesse arrives at the lavery 's home asking to speak to annie about ritchie . annie is at the cabin taking the gag off ritchie . greenlee thinks it felt good to mess with richie . babe thanks kendall , and greenlee for rescuing her . the ladies think that richie is still inside , but annie is inside untying him . kendall is concerned about zach going after richie . when the group enters the cabin , they find richie gone . adam thinks that carmen and he are getting off to a bad start . annie , and richie fight . she blames him for continuing to ruin her life . |
[ previously_on ] [ children laugh ] liza : you would n't dare . sean : michael cambias , you 're under arrest . michael : is this some kind of a joke ? greenlee : i want to make love to you tonight . maggie : i just told david i think you both really need each other right now . anna : how is he ? maggie : he has all of his lab equipment out and he 's working really hard at it . david : today is judgment day , darling . [ scene_break ] simone : uh , eenie , meenie , miney , mo . `` rip . `` all right , let 's see if you have what it -- carlos . carlos : anything wrong ? simone : no , only that you look like that for greenlee instead of me . carlos : tonight , everything is for greenlee . [ scene_break ] sean : you have the right to remain silent . anything you say -- michael : i know my rights . you think this is over ? my attorneys will have these charges dropped before you know it . jack : not this time , cambias . not this time . michael : i 'll be out of these cuffs in no time at all . kendall : they 'll let you take them off in prison so you can play with your cellmate . michael : well , i tell you what , kendall . when i 'm released , i 'll give you a call . we 'll relive old times . how does that sound ? kendall : oh , wow , you 'll be way too ancient to remember that . michael : you know what ? i 'm not going to forget what you 've done . as a matter of fact , i owe each of you a very special debt . jack : get him the hell out of here right now , sean . sean : my pleasure . jack : right now . sean : you did n't let me finish . you have the right to an attorney . if you can not afford an attorney and you 'd like to have one present , one will be appointed to you . [ scene_break ] kendall : well , you can thank me any time . bianca : what do you mean , kendall ? kendall : well , when aidan and i went to the caymans , we got the proof that michael was behind everything . so lena 's free . she 's cleared of all charges . not too bad for a day 's work , huh ? erica : well , lena 's not free . lena 's not even close . [ scene_break ] lena : i still do n't understand what happened . officer : look , i was told to get you . i got you . anna : oh , ms. kundera -- lena : is it true what the officer says ? i 'm free to go ? anna : yes , the charges against you have been dropped . the d.a . is on his way over here to talk to you . i have to go . lena : so they found out i 'm innocent ? anna : apparently . [ scene_break ] [ crowd cheers and laughs ] tad : oh , come on , do n't be grumpy . look at the bright side -- all that payback was refreshing . ruth : maybe you 'd like to get refreshed for a while . joe : uh , no , i 'll pass on that . opal : oh . joe : i do n't need my entire staff trying to dump water on me . opal : come on , joe . it 's for a good cause . besides , i predict that all your staff has lousy aim . joe : nice try , opal . opal : no , that 's lapo to you . joe : oh . tad : that 's vaguely obscene . opal : no , that 's `` opal `` spelled backwards . tad : really ? liza : just stay away from the water , joe . it 's near its boiling point anyway . tad : oh , hi . i thought you were blushing . liza : i buy all my blush from fusion , thanks . opal : hey , do you think that i 'd be eligible to vote in that contest ? liza : of course you can , opal . opal : ooh , i 'd like to . ruth : you know , when i was a girl , we used to dream about being miss america . now all they dream about is landing the most sexiest man in america . opal : yeah , well , when i was teetering around on my first set of stiletto heels , i was dreaming of choosing c , you know ? all of the above . what did i end up with ? zilch . at least you got the man . ruth : did you hear that , sexy ? joe : i heard . opal : but at least i got a primo view of the beefcake , and i can kind of hope and pray for a few samples . tad : yeah , with any luck , we can get you some of that -- what do they call it ? -- waterproof mascara , there , liza . liza : all right , just dig yourself in deeper . sam : wait up , maddie ! maddie : can i have some popcorn ? edmund : oh , popcorn . coming right up . oh , thank you . sam : thanks . maria : hey , you guys -- maria and edmund : stay where we can see you . maria : ok ? sam and maddie : ok ! maria : oh , hey ! opal : hey ! how are you ? ruth : wonderful to have you back . joe : edmund , good to see you . maria : thank you . it 's almost like those five years did n't happen . opal : oh , is n't it wonderful when your prayers are answered ? david : you really think so , huh ? the whole world has been torn apart , something beautiful and pure has been destroyed , but that does n't mean a damn thing to any of you , does it ? tad : that 's enough . this is n't the place . david : what 's the matter , tad ? you worried i might cast a shadow over your small - town fun ? or are you just scared that i 'm going to tell the whole world who 's responsible for my daughter 's death ? tad : why do n't you leave now before the police arrange a little escort . joe : come on , ruth . i 'm going to buy you a candied apple . ruth : oh , that 's a good idea , dear . tad , will you join us ? joe : oh , he certainly will . he certainly will . david : cowards . maria : we feel for you , david . we really do . edmund : but you ca n't just lash out at people and expect them to ignore it forever . david : spare me the advice , all right ? edmund : hayward , nobody 's forgotten the pain you caused people for all these years . i 'd be careful who i lash out at . anna : david , whatever that is , you put it away now . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you know , i 'd like to stay , but i 've seen this movie too many times and i have an important date . kendall : it 's cool , greenlee . i can handle this . erica : by `` this , `` i hope you do n't mean me . greenlee : good luck . mia : kendall , we sort of have to go and check out our booth . aidan : yeah , let 's go grab some food and hang out , eat something , maybe watch the fireworks . shall we ? kendall : uh , i can get plenty of fireworks right here . mia : ok , well , you know where to find us . erica : kendall , look , please do n't let me keep you from your business . kendall : no , they can get along just fine without me . erica : well , so can we . kendall : desert my family in a time of crisis ? never . erica : say what you have to say , kendall . kendall : lena was not an insider with the trading scam . she was set up . and stealing boyd 's formula -- michael forced her to do all of that . erica : yes , that 's lena 's version of things , and lena was a very , very good storyteller . i mean , lena only avoided prison by turning state 's evidence . kendall : just cut the woman a break . erica : since when are you lena 's champion ? kendall : i 'm not . i 'm bianca 's . erica : well , then you should really want what 's best for her . kendall : i do . do n't you see ? i think bianca deserves a shot at happiness . erica : well , of course she does . that 's what this is all about . i want nothing more than bianca 's happiness , but not with a liar and not with a fraud . honey , you ca n't just forget everything that lena has done to you , i mean , just because you 're desperate to have a girlfriend . bianca : oh -- mom , i am not desperate . erica : i did n't mean -- look , what i meant was that lena has done terrible things to you . terrible things to you . bianca : you know what , i 'm not going to listen to this right now . erica : bianca , please . if i did n't love you so much , i would n't even dream of giving you this advice . bianca : all right , fine , then love me less . erica : oh , bianca . bianca : i 'm serious , mom . my god , you ca n't think for me or make choices for me or live my life for me . i have to do it all on my own . erica : but if i can spare you a little heartache , honey -- bianca : well , you ca n't . you ca n't -- you ca n't control another person 's heart . i have to make my own choices . i take responsibility for them because it 's my life . kendall : look , i know it 's hard to sit back and watch your child make mistakes , but bianca 's going to be all right . you 'll see . erica : kendall , i 'd like to know what makes you think that you have anything to say in this . kendall : well , maybe i 'm thinking of the little bonding dinner that we had , remember ? remember , in your penthouse ? all the speeches about solidarity and speech and blood ties ? erica : well , this sure does n't feel like solidarity . bianca : kendall , maybe this is n't the right time . kendall : no , you know , our mother has finally got it all together . she 's finally going to marry the love of her life , jackson montgomery . do n't you want your daughter standing by your side to share your joy ? erica : well , of course i do . bianca 's going to be my maid of honor . [ scene_break ] simone : i hope greenlee appreciates how lucky she is . carlos : yes , i 'm making this night so romantic for her . todo tiene que ser perfecto . simone : well , looking the way you are , you 're off to a really good start . do you have a brother ? you know , a slightly used uncle , maybe ? carlos : simone , you do n't need any help finding a man . simone : no . carlos : you 're a wonderful woman . simone : oh . did anyone ever tell you that you 're perfect ? carlos : i hope greenlee shares your opinion . simone : well , why would n't she ? i mean , you were so cool about her lacey 's caper . carlos : what ? do you know something i do n't about diane lacey ? [ music plays ] greenlee : oh . carlos . greenlee : amazing . simone : oh , i have got a million tapes that i need to watch . carlos : oh , no , you do n't . explain this about a caper . about diane ? come on . simone : well , no , it 's just that , you know , fusion fought enchantment for display placement . carlos : uh - huh . simone : yeah . carlos : greenlee said that ms. lacey awarded it to her because of the sexiest man contest . simone : it 's a good fix . carlos : there was a fix ? simone : well , greenlee fixed our promotions problem -- you know , making mrs. lacey , you know , switch us with enchantment . i mean , that 's a remarkable solution . wow -- our greenlee . what would we do without her , huh ? carlos : see you . simone : carlos -- ugh . why ? why did i do that ? [ scene_break ] anna : david , you need to get a grip . david : on what , anna ? what am i supposed to hold on to ? i do n't know who i am anymore . i do n't fit in anywhere . i 've lost all connection . aidan : hi . do you need a hand ? anna : no . hi . david : yeah . yeah , take your aunt home . anna : i 'm not going anywhere . i 'm staying . why do n't you just enjoy the fair ? aidan : i could stick around if you want . anna : no , aidan . we need to go somewhere to talk . please ? tad : hey . [ scene_break ] mia : hey . oh , boy . are you guys having fun ? tad : fun ? well , let 's just say it 's been a real eventful day . mia : hmm . listen , i need a distraction . you want to get a hotdog ? tad : is it just me -- opal : oh , no , you do n't . come on , come on . we are going to have a confab . maria : i think i could probably use a dunk in that tank myself because it 's broiling out here . aidan . aidan : hi . edmund : how have you been ? aidan : how have you been ? [ scene_break ] michael : this is harassment . you 've got no case against me . you get my lawyer down here right now . jack : you get your phone call after we get your fingerprints and your mug shot . michael : well , chief devane should be warned , i 'll be suing for false arrest . jack : well , unfortunately , she could n't be here , so officer lyman 's going to do the honors , and he is going to make sure he meets all your constitutional requirements . sean : yes sir , by the book . no loophole to squeeze through . michael : you 're never getting away with this . jack : really ? michael : yeah . jack : watch me . michael : you know what ? erica kane has got you on a short leash . that 's what this is all about . tell me something , mr. d.a . what did she and the girls promise you if you brought me in ? i mean what , are you doing the whole lot of them tonight ? is that what this is about , huh ? jack : you really are a disgusting little man , are n't you ? well , here 's a surprise for you -- the man that made this arrest possible . michael : i have no idea what you 're talking about . jack : bob has been hiding out in the cayman islands , but aidan and kendall -- they found him for us . you know what i think ? i think you 've been had , and i got five bucks says your lawyer is going to tell you to confess . michael : what is your problem ? lena kundera set me up . she 's the one that staged this . she 's the guilty one . [ scene_break ] lena : like hell i am , bastard . kendall : so you 've chosen bianca to be your maid of honor . erica : well , naturally . she 's my -- kendall : your favorite daughter , or just your daughter ? erica : kendall , so much has happened over the last few weeks . i mean , you and i were n't even speaking until just a few weeks ago . kendall : yeah , and you only opened your mouth to save enchantment , right ? or because i 'm not the daughter of travis montgomery . erica : ok , which of your issues would you like to tackle ? kendall : well , thanks to you , there are so many . pick one . erica : all right . your jealousy and resentment of bianca . kendall : right . who am i to envy your one and only true daughter ? bianca : ok , that 's enough , guys . erica : i quite agree . bianca : yeah , both of you . you know what , kendall , i am really sick of you always pulling this `` oh , gosh , mommy always loved me better `` routine . kendall : well she did . she still does . bianca : well , so , you know , we spent a lot more time together . and the circumstances were entirely different . you know that . erica : and i just do n't know why we ca n't accept that and move on . bianca : oh , why did n't i just go to prague when i had the chance ? erica : what did you say ? bianca : months ago , when i found lena at the airport , she offered to take me to prague with her . i do n't know why i did n't just say yes . erica : sweetheart , obviously , you made the right choice . i mean , your life is here . prague is lovely , but your life is here , and lena has certainly proven herself to be someone that you ca n't trust . bianca : oh , mom , please stop . stop telling me how terrible lena is and how it 's never going to work out . erica : bianca , i only meant that she does n't deserve you . bianca : that 's it . erica : bianca , please . bianca : bye . erica : bianca , i -- kendall : wait a minute . we 're not done . we 're not done . erica : kendall ! kendall : all this time , we could have been getting closer . erica : we were . we were . how did you miss that ? kendall : at the hospital , when we were there for jack 's transfusion , you treated me like i was nothing . erica : kendall , i could n't breathe . and you were in my face , and you would n't leave me alone . kendall : i was worried about you . i wanted to do what i could to take care of you . erica : but i did n't need that . kendall : right , and if you did , you would have gone to bianca . erica : oh , kendall , i do n't know . i never even -- kendall : why ca n't you give me even the tiniest fraction of what you give my sister ? the love , the caring , the concern ? erica : well , you can see how much bianca really appreciates the love and the caring and concern i give her . what makes you think you 'd welcome it ? kendall : because it 's all i 've ever wanted from you . erica : kendall , i 'm sorry . i just ca n't always say what you want to hear from me . erica : kendall ? [ scene_break ] michael : well , lena , you 're looking good . having fun with your cellmates , are you ? lena : you 're a pig . even now , all you can manage is filth . jack : you know what , lena , why do n't you just -- why do n't you just ignore him . michael : no , it 's ok , let her go . she 's better when she 's upset . it makes her more aggressive . lena : i wanted you dead so many times . jack : well , do n't you worry . he 's going to get exactly what he has coming to him . lena : you know what i hope happens to you in prison ? i hope you develop a conscience . i want you to feel dirty and guilty for what you did . making sex job requirement , blackmailing me into trading my love , the only love i 've ever known , to save my mother 's life ? michael : real love with another woman ? that 's perversion . lena : no , you 're the perversion , michael . love does n't exist for you . for you it 's about sex , your pathetic way to prove yourself , but not to your lover , no . you 're always performing for your father . michael : you know , why do n't you just shut up . lena : that 's when you 're able to perform at all . michael : maybe it was you who turned me off , lena . did you ever consider that ? maybe it was you . lena : no , michael , it was n't me . you 've always felt less than a man because you 've been emasculated by your father -- which does n't excuse what you 've become . michael : do n't you dare talk to me this way . lena : get ready , michael . you 're about to hear many more things you do n't like to hear . the way you 've humiliated and degraded others , it 's all coming back to you in prison . michael : you are such a bitch . i am the one that saved you . lena : oh , no , i saved myself . i do n't think you 're going to be as lucky . officer : i got some paperwork for you to sign . you can get your personal belongings and you are free to go . lena : hell is too good for you . i hope you enjoy your stay . [ scene_break ] jack : hey , you . bianca : hi . jack : hi . bianca : so it 's true . the charges against her have really been dropped ? jack : absolutely . she 's free to go . now , what happens next -- that is up to the two of you . [ music plays ] [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] greenlee : please , do n't be carlos . come on . simone , you 're supposed to be working . simone : yeah . greenlee : is something wrong ? simone : well , maybe . greenlee : do n't tell me your sexiest man tapes melted . simone : no , no . they 're ok . yeah . greenlee : then why are you interrupting my perfect evening ? simone : oh . well , actually i might have made it a little less than perfect . greenlee : am i going to have to kill you for this ? simone : no , maybe i 'm actually overreacting . maybe it 's not that bad , but i doubt that . greenlee : you 're cooling off with frozen margaritas , are n't you ? simone : no , i 'm sober . no , gosh , gosh -- i wish i were n't , though . that 'd be nice right now . greenlee : hold that thought . i had just enough time to dress . everything you did was fantastic , from the roses to the champagne . carlos : you know , from the first time i saw you at fusion -- greenlee : you thought i was a brat . carlos : i thought i 'd never seen a woman so beautiful , so vulnerable . greenlee : and that 's good ? what ? carlos : you used me , greenlee . so now we 're over . [ scene_break ] [ crowd cheers ] aidan : whoa . happy fourth . maria : yeah . edmund : well , thank you . maria : thanks . you look fit . aidan : oh , thanks . i 've been on kind of a work vacation sort of thing . maddie : aidan ! aidan : hey ! come here . maddie : i did a spin art picture that looks like horses in clouds . aidan : you did ? you know , i 've still got your picture you drew of the birds hanging up on my wall . maddie : wait till you see this one . aidan : ok . maria : she still asks about you all the time . aidan : yeah , well , she 's a great kid . edmund : you do n't have to be a stranger , you know . you 're welcome at our house any time . maria : i mean , that 's -- yeah , if that 's good for you . aidan : thanks . maddie : i found it ! aidan : i better go and see this picture . maria : ok . edmund : did i just cross a line there ? maria : well , i just -- it is such an awkward situation . i think that he understands . [ scene_break ] opal : no , i mean it . you know , you have got some serious pain in your future if you keep playing patty - pants with liza colby chandler chandler . tad : patty - pants ? would you stop it ? i 'm going to be sick . opal : well , you already are because only a severe mind derangement could explain romancing that woman . tad : i 'm not romancing anyone . i told you , ok ? the handcuffs were a mistake . it was a game that just went wrong . opal : yeah , they always are . tad : i 'm not going to ask because i really do n't want to know . opal : you know , all evening i have been having electrical shocks jumping up and down my spine , and now i know why . tad : yeah , so do i . your brain is short - circuiting . opal : no , no , no . the only thing short - circuiting is the stars , because writing you and liza in them -- that is cause for a major fuse blowout . [ thunder ] tad : would you stop it ? it 's just so weird . all right , you got my attention . so what if there was something between me and li -- which there is n't , ok -- but what if there was something between me and liza ? why is that such a huge negative ? opal : tad , some people are not meant to be together , ok ? it just throws off the whole natural order of the universe . [ scene_break ] anna : what is all this ? you 're looking for a way to avenge leora 's death . david : oh , i know the way . anna : you ca n't keep blaming tad and joe . david : why not ? why not ? they stopped me from saving my daughter , anna . anna : no , it was beyond your power -- anyone 's power . you have got to stop looking for a scapegoat . david : i do n't have to look anywhere . anna : david , you ca n't keep doing this . you 're better than this . david : you accused me of killing your daughter . you told me that i murdered our child , and now you want me to tap into my better self ? go to hell . david : you wo n't be alone , anna . i 've been in hell for some time . anna : what is that , david ? david : it 's oblivion . just six ounces of this poured into a batch of lemonade will obliterate the memory of anyone who drank it . that would be rich , huh ? the entire martin clan , maybe even liza , suddenly emptied of everything -- every feeling , every fact that makes them them . anna : it 's a fantasy . david : no . i consider this justice , anna . anna : god , david , there is nothing just about going after tad and joe for a crime they never committed . david : of course , you would say that . you would say that because you think i murdered our child , right ? anna : i do n't think you murdered her . david : you 'd do everything to save the martins , but if i stood here right now with a gun to my head , you would stand there and watch me pull the trigger . anna : oh , do n't say that ! that 's not true ! david : give me your gun , anna . anna : oh , do n't -- david : i 'll prove it to you ! anna : for god 's sake , you 're not going to kill yourself . i wo n't let you leave me . david : what a joke . you 're kidding , right ? we 're not together anymore , remember ? not ever since leora left us . anna : we 'll be fine . you 'll get help . we 'll go to counseling . we 'll go together . david : it does n't matter . i ca n't adjust to a world where the one completely good and pure life i 've ever known can just be senselessly snuffed out . anna : i was wrong to say what i did to you . are you listening , david ? i was wrong . you did n't kill leora . in fact , from the moment you knew i was pregnant , you did everything you could to save her . david : it does n't matter . anna : you were a wonderful father . you were the best . david : i could n't save her . anna : but you would have . if it had been humanly possible , you would have . david : they would n't even let me try . anna : oh , forget tad and joe ! this is about you and me -- david : no -- anna : and the baby . david : forget , forget . yeah , that would be a blessing , would n't it , huh ? then i could just erase all the guilt and all the pain . anna : do you want to erase leora , too ? do n't you want to have her as a memory ? her sweet little face , the little dimples , those petal - soft lips ? her teeny- tiny fingers , just the sheer miracle of her ? you want to make it like she never existed ? david : i wish we never had her . anna : what ? david : because then i could n't have loved her so completely . anna : oh , god , you do n't mean that . i know you do n't . david : i do . i mean it . i wish we never did . anna : no . david : because i would n't have -- i could n't have -- anna : what ? david : killed her . anna : oh -- david : it was me , anna . you were right . you were right . leora is dead because of me and no one else . anna : no . david : yes ! anna : no ! i told you that i did n't know what i was saying . david : oh , my -- look at her . i appointed myself her god . i shut you out . i closed everyone out . i convinced myself that only i was capable of treating my little girl . i would n't let any other doctor treat her . i mean , after all , i 'm the one who saved her life before she was born , right ? so when i walked into that surgery room , when i tried to control the surgery , i cost our daughter her life . anna : no , she was n't strong enough . no one could have done anything . david , please stop it , stop it . put it down . david : i need it ! i need it ! anna : do n't you want to deal with this ? with us ? david : no . anna : you can live with this . i promise , we will find a way . david : no , i ca n't . i ca n't , i ca n't . leora is there . she 's always there , staring at me and blaming me . anna : ok , we 're going to put the photos away for a while , in a box . david : no , no , no ! she will always be there , anna . she will always be there . anna : she should be ! that 's not a bad thing . david : no ! i ca n't eat ! i ca n't sleep ! i ca n't even breathe ! anna : it 's going to get better in time -- david : no , no , you do n't understand ! leora is everywhere , ok ? she 's haunting me . leora at 5 , ready to go to school that she 'll never attend . leora at 12 , furious because she wo n't be able to go on dates with boys . leora at 15 -- anna : stop it ! david , you need a rest . you just need to rest . david : oh , you think i 'm mad , right ? you think i 'm going crazy ? no , this is real , anna ! it 's real . all the leoras i will never know . leora , leora everywhere . leora -- the leora i will never be a father to . i mean , leora is everywhere , every hour of every day . so if i just drink this , it 'll all go away . anna : listen . david , i love you . i love you with everything that i am . and that drug will rob me of you . david : leora wo n't forgive me , anna . she wo n't let me go . anna : she was nothing but a sweet , innocent little baby , david , who loved you . she 's not torturing you . you 're doing that to yourself . you 're using all this -- this junk -- to self - destruct . david , you 're using this to ruin your life ! you need to take responsibility for that . do n't go blaming a little baby . she would want you to live your life , be happy , go out there and save other people 's children ! do n't put this on her . come on , i love you . i love you more than any man ever in my life . you 're part of me . you 're in my soul , as leora is , and i 'm not going to have you use her to destroy us . you hear me ? david : we 're so lost . anna : no , we 're not lost . we lost a child ! that can either drive us apart , or it can bring us closer together . but you need to know , i can not survive without you . i can not live through this without you . i just ca n't . i ca n't lose you , too . david . david : oh , my god . forgive me . forgive me . anna : there 's nothing to forgive . there 's nothing to forgive . we 're going to be fine . i promise . we 're going to be fine . [ scene_break ] opal : yeah , look at that . your love line is a mess . i mean , see here , where these two lines intersect , making kind of a t ? tad : t as for tad ? opal : no , t for train wreck . that is what is in your future if you keep carrying on with liza . tad : i 'm not carrying on . look , news flash , ok ? dumping water on someone 's head does not necessarily constitute foreplay . opal : maybe not to you , but i 've seen liza . it is a sultry evening . i see heat rising . tad : well , that 's just uncanny , considering it 's been over 90 degrees for the past week . opal : all right , ok . scoff if you like , but i am telling you , you steer clear of -- liza ! liza : hey . how 's the fortune telling biz ? tad : oh , she 's on fire . you got to hear this . go ahead , mama , tell her what you just told me . opal : um , i was saying that we 're having kind of a dry spell , and tad is going to come and help me drum up some business . liza : i thought my mother was difficult . [ scene_break ] aidan : hello . mia : hello . aidan : you know , i do n't think we 're in a great spot for the fireworks . i do n't think we 're going to see them from here . mia : maybe we can go up on the ridge . we might even be able to catch a little breeze up there . [ maddie screams ] mia : aidan ? aidan : i think i 'm going to head home . mia : oh , yeah . ok , i got it . the pine cone 's going to be a sweatbox , though . aidan : yeah , well i 've got a fan , blows all the air around . but , you know , fourth of july is not really anything to celebrate for me , so i 'll catch you later , yank . mia : yeah , i understand . [ scene_break ] carlos : i just saw ms. lacey . greenlee : you checked up on me with your old friend diane ? carlos : oh , yeah . i had to find out what i was walking into tonight . greenlee : why ? why could n't you trust me ? carlos : you lied to me . you said you used nothing i told you about diane . greenlee : carlos , it was business . carlos : it was dishonest , and you used me . greenlee : no , i did n't use you . you gave me some information that could advance my company . i 'd be a fool to ignore it . carlos : you 're not the person i thought you were inside . you think everything you do , no matter how immoral -- greenlee : immoral ? carlos : is all right . no one should mind because you 're beautiful and smart . well , you know what , sweetie ? you have had everything fine handed to you in this life . greenlee : let 's just look at the facts , ok ? mrs. lacey 's secret is safe . fusion is much better off , and the only person who took a hit was erica , and she deserves it . carlos : we took the hit . you and i , what we could 've had -- it 's lost . greenlee : carlos , we 're just getting to know each other . every couple has disagreements . carlos : we are n't a couple and we never will be . greenlee : because i kept a secret from you ? you think that i know everything there is to know about you and your life ? you have n't kept one single secret from me ? carlos : none that i should dare tell you now . [ scene_break ] jack : for a full confession to all charges , you get 25 years in prison . that 's if you do n't cause a riot . then maybe you get out in 20 . now , if you cost my taxpayers the price of a trial , i guarantee you i will run your sentences consecutively , and we 're talking about 75 to 120 years . now , which sounds like the best deal to you ? michael : go to hell , montgomery . you got no deal . jack : glad to hear it , because i want to see you caged just like the animal you are , for as long as the law allows . lena : mr. montgomery -- jack : hi . lena : thank you for everything you 've done for me . jack : i 'm just sorry i had to bring you down here at all . lena : i understand . bianca : lena , can you ever forgive me for walking away from you ? lena : can you forgive me for letting you ? [ next_on ] greenlee : you 're the one who ratted me out ? clear your desk . you are fired , and that is final . carlos : he 's not worth it -- the guitar player . you deserve so much better . michael : always leave one more , is that right ? it 's a dangerous game you 're playing , erica . [ erica screams ] kendall : you touch her , and i 'll kill you ! | simone slips and says something about mrs. lacey to carlos . carlos rushes out to talk to mrs. lacey and then goes to see greenlee . he tells greenlee that he found out that she used him and that it 's over between them . at the police station , michael sees bob barret and realizes he 's been caught . he tries to convince jackson that lena framed him , but lena comes out just in time to defend herself . at sos , kendall urges both erica and bianca to forgive lena , but erica argues that lena is still a liar and a thief . bianca ca n't stand all the arguing and rushes out and erica stays behind to hash things out with kendall . bianca goes straight to the police station and apologizes to lena . erica and kendall show up just in time to see them hug . at the 4th of july fair , aidan bumps into maria and things get awkward . opal tells tad that he should pursue things with liza . david approaches the martins and tells them they have no right to celebrate . when the coast is clear , david sneaks towards the lemonade booth , but anna shows up just in time and tells him to put his bottle away . anna takes david home and asks him what he 's been working on . david finally tells her that a few drops of his concoction would erase anyone 's memory . he pours himself a glass and says he wishes he could erase his own memory and not feel the pain anymore . anna tries to reason with him and tells him not to throw leora 's memories away . david breaks down and says he blames himself for leora 's death because he was too arrogant to allow others to help him . he furiously tells anna that leora is haunting him and that the only way to escape her is by erasing the past . anna begs him to snap out of it and starts breaking all the bottles of his mixture . she finally gets through to david and he throws away the glass he was holding . |
greenlee : what makes you think something 's going on ? ryan : well , i do n't know . you 're just acting like you 're waiting for something to pop out from behind a tree . greenlee : like a hungry squirrel ? ryan : uh , no , like something bigger than that . greenlee : a bear ? ryan : there is definitely something going on here . greenlee : i knew it . i knew it , i knew it . ryan : knew what ? give it up . [ scene_break ] jack : well , happy fourth of july . derek : good to see you , jack . jack : good to see you . hey , everybody . listen , first off , erica ca n't be here . she 's up to her beautiful brown eyes in work for a new tv show . but she sends her regrets , ok ? lily : yeah , it 's true , too . it 's not one of those little lies that adults make up when they do n't want to do something . livia : well -- whoo -- damn , we 're glad you 're here ! brooke : hey , everybody . jack : hey , brooke . brooke : you know , i forgot some of the perks of having a teenager back in the house . sam , can you put that right there ? sam : yeah , sure , manual labor . reggie : and you better get used to it . it only comes more . derek : well , you know what ? there 's nothing like families getting together over some of brooke 's homemade apple pie . brooke : oh , the best homemade that i could possibly buy . livia : yes . brooke : hi , livia . tom : how 's my favorite ex - wife ? brooke : excellent . how are you , tom ? jack : tell you what , let me guard that until we get a knife so we can -- tom : oh , yeah . sam : hey , lily , you look great . lily : thank you , sam . i spent an extra ten minutes getting ready this morning . reggie : did i tell you how amazing you look today ? danielle : only , like , four times . mimi : hello , everybody ! oh . is that what you wear to a picnic ? danielle : wow , a new world record . has n't even been ten seconds , and you 've already started . mimi : ok , i just thought maybe it was a little much for the occasion . but , sweetheart , there 's someone i want you to meet . my fiancé , garret williams . garret : you must be dani , my new daughter . derek : your daughter ? i do n't think so . [ scene_break ] opal : tad ? [ knock on door ] opal : it 's me ! i know you 're in there , honey . you ca n't hide from your mama . [ knock ] tad : i can give it the old college try . i 'm doing research for a major case . you have one minute . opal : oh , really ? well , then you have got one minute to listen . now , i know that you are hell - bent on throwing your future away , but i am still your mama , and i ca n't let you do that . tad : sure you can . opal : now , forget about that research and -- tad : no . no , no , not a chance . all you 're going to do is stand there and try to get me back together with dixie . opal : what makes you think this has anything to do with dixie ? tad : the fact that you 've got `` matchmaker `` written all over your face . opal : well , ca n't i be concerned for you ? do i always have to be up to something ? tad : mama , it 's me , tad . who do you think you 're talking to ? let me save you all the time , embarrassment of failure . it ai n't going to happen . [ scene_break ] di : oh , i 'm still a fake ? adam : jig is up , sweetheart . di : huh . adam : whoever you are , i have proof . di : oh , well , you got me shaking . really , i am . ca n't you see it ? j.r. : hey , i just saw some houses that we -- wow . who threw the ice cubes on you two ? di : well , your father here has just announced to me that i 'm a -- a fake , a fraud . he has proof . apparently , i 'm done . adam : stick a fork in her . di : i do n't know about you , but i am as anxious as adam at the altar to see this proof . are n't you ? j.r. : yeah . why do n't you put it out there , dad ? [ scene_break ] kendall : no . i wo n't do it . zach : do what ? kendall : what you clearly want to do right now . zach : and what do i want to do ? kendall : something i do n't want you to . zach : tell you what . why do n't you let me do what it is that i want to do , and then you 'll find out whether you want me to do it or not . kendall : all right . go ahead . [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm dying here ! would you just tell me already ? greenlee : i was n't imagining things . you can tell . ryan : you want to clue me in ? greenlee : ryan , i 've got an awesome surprise for you . [ scene_break ] kendall : so are we going to talk or get to it ? zach : done . kendall : well , what , am i supposed to follow you ? zach : that 's up to you . i 'm not going to grab you by the hair and drag you out of here . kendall : ok , so , what , you 're going somewhere more private ? zach : no , i was just going to go to the -- kendall : you 're going to the casino . zach : no . no more casinos , not tonight . thought i 'd go to the park and watch the fireworks , remind myself what passes as normal around here . kendall : oh , hello ? anyone seen my husband in there ? zach : it 's the fourth of july , independence day . so what do you think about you and i being independent ? [ scene_break ] danielle : let 's back the truck up , mack . i 'm sorry to have to tell you this , mister , but the only person i call dad is right there . lily : is he the new bad man since zach slater is n't anymore ? livia : you know , maybe we 've all gotten a little bit ahead of ourselves . derek : yeah , well , wherever that is , i 'm already there . sam : you got some popcorn ? because this is going to be some show . garret : listen , i 'm sorry if i was out of line . your mother 's just told me so much about you . danielle : so i 'm supposed to give you a big hug and welcome a new dad ? mimi : you could be polite . danielle : god forbid i do n't drop everything for her , kind of like she dropped everything -- first me , then all my stuff at dad 's , and then , voilà . livia : hey , dani , why do n't you just cool it . derek : no , she 's got a point , livia . danielle : please . she 's been gone for over a year now . she just wants me to say thanks ? garret : your mother thought we should get to know each other , that 's all . danielle : that 's my mother for you . she lives in a freaking dream world and hates it when she does n't get what she wants . mimi : you have no right to speak to me that way . derek : well , who has more of a right than dani to call you on all the stuff that you did to her ? brooke : hey , everybody 's welcome here . mimi -- mimi : hi , brooke . brooke : it 's nice to see you . and it 's garret ? garret : yes . brooke : yeah , garret , it 's very nice to meet you . i 'm brooke english . garret : nice to meet you . jack : jack montgomery . welcome . garret : thanks . jack : mimi , good to see you . mimi : jack . jack : could someone get the grill fired up ? that 'd be you . reggie : j , i 'm on it . i 'm right here . danielle : there 's no way i 'm going off to live with you and what 's - his - face just because he buys you a nice handbag . for me , home is here now . garret : hold on , dani . your mother never meant to hurt you . reggie : all right , new guy , back off my girlfriend , ok ? mimi : you do n't have a vote here ! livia : hey , mimi , what do you think about you and i going to get some ice cream ? tom : well , that sounds like an excellent idea . livia : yeah , come on . let 's go . mimi : i wo n't be long . sam : holidays rock . [ scene_break ] opal : tad , it 's a holiday . we are all family . dixie has made the effort to bring us all together . tad : well , thanks to dixie , i 'm sick to death of miracles . opal : well , the least you can do is show up , play nice , and tell everybody you like their potato salad . tad : well , i certainly play nice a hell of a lot better than you play pool . opal : well , be that as it may , i have seen you through three weddings to dixie . now , is n't that worth something ? is n't that worth spending a little time today with your ex - wife ? i mean , look at me and palmer . tad : oh , yeah . there 's something to learn from . opal : well , it is something . tad : yeah , something that drives the rest of the family nuts . opal : yeah , of course it does . it drives me macadamia nuts . but we hold it together for petey 's sake . i mean , the world is full of people that are crazy mixed up in spite of themselves . just join the party . tad : no . i do n't want to be with dixie . i 'm not going to be with dixie . opal : well , that 's fine for right now . tad : not for right now . i do n't want to be with dixie ever . opal : ok . just come to the picnic and be charming . you remember how to do that . you know , funny , charming . nobody does charming better than you . tad : mama , whatever you 're cooking up , move away from the grill . opal : please , tad -- please , i am begging you . now , do n't miss this chance to help jamie and j.r. come back together . dixie is working so hard for them . tad : yeah ? the same way you 're working me ? opal : you know , if you do n't show up , you will be committing the biggest sin of all . tad : well , it wo n't be the worst sin i 'm guilty of . opal : because the rooster that will be holding this family apart -- it wo n't be adam , it 'll be you . tad : i 'm over dixie , mama . opal : well , that 's fine . over , under , upside down -- i do n't give a damn . just come to the picnic . flip a few burgers , offer people cheese . the only thing well done will be adam , but at least you wo n't have to live with the guilt of keeping jamie and j.r. at each other 's throats . [ scene_break ] j.r. : well ? do n't keep us in suspense . i 'm sure this proof that you got must be good . di : go ahead , we 're listening . adam : whoever you are , you have gall to spare , lady . j.r. : where are the goods ? huh ? does anyone want a drink ? di : sure , i 'll have some water . if i 'm going down in flames , i might want to have something to put it out with . adam : you 'll have your proof . j.r. : and where is it ? when you play with high - stakes cards , there always comes a time when you got to show them . di : we 're all in , adam . j.r. : we 're calling you out . adam : you 'll have your proof when the time is right . j.r. : oh , come on , dad . what , did the dog eat them ? adam : i 'll have to call out babe to supply this proof . j.r. : babe ? babe 's your proof ? she 'd tell you winifred is my mother if that 'd help her . adam : i can understand why you , uh , find fault with the source . j.r. : come on , dad . this is like a broken record . it 's the same crap over and over . di : when the horse is dead , it 's time to dismount . j.r. : you know , i just found three new houses that we could move into in , like , a week . di : sounds great . this place is getting old . adam : hold off on the down payment . j.r. : you know , i 'm just so sick of you putting the hose on my life . you know what , do n't even bother coming to the picnic . because if you do , i 'm going to lose my coleslaw . adam : as the head of this family , i 'll go wherever i damn well please . di : your father loves you . he 's trying to protect you . the fact that he 's dead wrong should n't be held against him . j.r. : fine . but you just sealed the deal . we 'll be out of here in a week or two , and you 'll be in this mansion all by yourself to wander around and wonder what went wrong . i 'm going to get little adam . di : i still have some influence over our son . adam : our son ? di : oh , drop it , adam . my goal was to bring this family together . i will do that whether you are in on it or not . adam : well , is that the real or the imagined family ? di : you ca n't lock me up this time . what you have done to j.r. is far worse than i dreamed . now , you can be onboard or not . that 's your choice . heaven help you if you 're not . here 's to the look on your face when i bring you down . [ scene_break ] greenlee : did you forget already ? ryan : forget what ? greenlee : our daily surprises . ryan : well , that 's what i 'm doing here . i 'm trying to make up for the ones that we 've missed . greenlee : oh . they 're beautiful . oh . ryan : ok . greenlee : mmm . ryan : your turn . where 's mine ? greenlee : you will be blown out of your socks . ryan : this better be a hell of a surprise . greenlee : oh , it is . ryan : you sure you could n't get me out of something other than my socks ? greenlee : give it time . ryan : no , time is up . [ greenlee laughs ] ryan : give it up . i 'm ready . greenlee : you sure about that ? ryan : what do you want me to do ? you want me to close my eyes ? greenlee : not quite yet . ryan : this is officially torturing your husband . greenlee : no , torture is bad . this is very , very good . ryan : ok . so is it in here ? greenlee : some surprises are different than others . you ca n't just pop it out of a bottle . some take longer to cook . ryan : ok . well , it takes you about two minutes to order takeout . greenlee : this is n't like a car . you ca n't wrap it in a big bow . ryan : do you like torturing your husband ? greenlee : how am i doing ? ryan : you 're doing very well . greenlee : how about i wait a while before i tell you ? ryan : this better be good . greenlee : oh , it 's the best . you trust me , right ? ryan : is there any reason why i should n't ? [ scene_break ] di : hi , everyone . it 's so good to see you . ruth : dixie . di : oh , palmer , i 'm so glad you could make it . palmer : oh , i would n't miss it for the world . no , no . hello there . how are you doing ? j.r. : well , he 's happy now that his grandma 's home . ruth : thank you for putting this all together . di : well , it 's a time for family . palmer : yes , no matter how overextended it may be . joe : are you settling in now that -- ruth : how are things living there with adam ? di : well , you know adam . joe : yes , and i would watch my back if i were you . j.r. : where 's the rest of the martin clan ? ruth : oh , they 'll be along . adam : happy fourth of july , everyone . di : happy fourth , adam . i 'm so glad everyone could be here . adam : uh - huh . opal : well , nothing like a picnic with your nearest and dearest , huh ? hello , hi there . j.r. : nearest exes and nearest enemies . opal : well , yes . ruth : opal , where 's tad ? is n't he coming ? opal : well , he 'll -- oh , yeah , i hope so . tad : have no fear , the king of salmonella is here . adam : lucky us . tad : ah . what 's the story with the fire ? we should get the coals going . adam , you 're full of hot air , are n't you ? why do n't you come on over here and blow ? j.r. : well , so far so good , little buddy . looks like your mother must be home polishing jamie 's wrenches . joe : jamie has a job to attend to before they get here . j.r. , do n't use your son against his mother . not today , huh ? adam : tad -- no , no , no , you 're going to -- you 're going to screw it up if you do n't bank the coals . you need a pyramid . tad : get away . you know what , i changed my mind . leave my fire alone . if you do n't want to be the main course , just go stand over there . di : is there anything i can do to help ? adam : i think you 've done enough for one fourth of july . ruth : can things get any worse ? joe : well , i do n't know . with this crew -- i mean , we 're still at the deviled egg stage right now . but , yeah , i think things could get worse before we get to the apple pie . palmer : i 'm not sure this is what the signers of the declaration had in mind . opal : yeah , well , you ought to know . you were there when they signed it . palmer : if i was there , you certainly were there helping them stitch the flag . ok -- ahem -- hand it over . adam : what ? palmer : oh , you know what . just when i thought there 'd be no sunshine in this day . aha . adam : mm - hmm . yeah . palmer : mmm . adam : ok . how long is this thing supposed to last ? palmer : i do n't know . tad : anyone care for a weenie ? di : there always has to be at least one in every family picnic . [ scene_break ] kendall : you crack me up . zach : what 's so funny ? kendall : you . zach : me , what , eating a hotdog ? kendall : yeah , actually . i have seen you eat quail -- zach : mm - hmm . kendall : sushi , pheasant , but a red - hot with all the fixings ? never thought i 'd see the day . zach : when i first became zach slater , it 's the only think i could afford . and my vegetables were sauerkraut and relish . uh - huh . kendall : hmm . well , at least you had a cold beer to wash it down , i hope . zach : i did . relax . i 'm not making the moves on you . just had some mustard on your face right there . greenlee : no ! ryan : we do it my way , or we do n't do it at all . greenlee : then do n't do it . kendall : ryan -- ryan , do n't ! she had to do it ! do n't touch her ! [ scene_break ] tad : ah , yeah -- opal : oh ! well , thank goodness for those day jobs , i say . oh , never mind . tad : that 's yours . opal : cook it up . tad : ladies and gentlemen , i give you the next mount rushmore -- larry , moe , and curly . di : well , i do believe this entire group is worthy of a new monument , representing the real american family . ruth : oh , my goodness . tad : no , no , no , she 's got a point . there are more families like us out there nowadays than there are the ones you see on prime time . di : where everyone 's so cute and adorable . opal : well , wait , who are you calling not cute ? tad : oh , mama , i 'm plenty cute . along with crazed , crazy , and resentful , just like the rest of us . but even if we 're all nuts , something keeps us planted together , and i 'm not talking about gravity . palmer : speak for yourself . tad : well , you 're here , are n't you , pc ? i rest my case . yep , something brought us here together , even if we 're scared to death and taking potshots at one another . it ai n't easy , it ai n't fun , but it seems to work . di : it 's called love . ruth : amen . opal : it 's about time . palmer : yeah , yeah . j.r. : well , gee whiz , family , now we wo n't need dessert . adam : i think i 'm going to be sick . [ scene_break ] mimi : well , i guess they 'll have to live with the disappointment . livia : are you still talking about the ice cream ? mimi : oh , dani will be fine . nothing a swift kick in the attitude department ca n't fix . livia : yes , she 's certainly had her share of disappointment from you . mimi : well , it 's all your fault . you and derek . livia : what are you talking about ? our fault ? mimi : i expected you to provide an intelligent , loving home for my daughter . livia : while you were what , out dating ? mimi : look , i needed some time to myself to try to figure things out . livia : you 're a parent . you do n't get time off . mimi : this was never a permanent situation . livia : well , it looks like dani wants it to be . mimi : and you 've turned my daughter against me . and thanks to you , this will be nearly impossible . livia : when are you going to get it ? you have done everything wrong that you could possibly do wrong . mimi : look , i never applied for mother of the year . i 'm doing the best i can . livia : and it 's a good thing , because you would n't have gotten it . there are no violins playing for you , mimi . mimi : look , i did n't wreck her first meeting with garret . dani did that , and you and derek were right behind her . livia : you dumped your child on us , because you could n't cope and you had to cut and run . now , can you just thank god that dani has gotten over that ? mimi : she hates me . livia : you did that all on your own . what did you expect , you could come back , and she would just say , `` thanks , mom , i missed you `` ? was changing your clothes supposed to change your daughter 's feelings ? mimi : do n't you lecture me on my daughter . livia : you do n't give a nit about your daughter . all of this is designed to impress mr. garret williams , mr. family man back there . mimi : dani is my family . livia : well , you did n't want her , and now she does n't want you . mimi : and now you ruined everything that we have left . this is such a derek move . livia : do n't you even go there ! you never even knew my brother . you never even appreciated him . you did n't even know dani was his child until the very end . and then you did n't even want to marry him until you could prove to yourself that she was his . [ dani is shocked by what she 's just overheard . ] derek : why this guy has to be over here -- i do n't know why she brought him here . tom : well , just , you know , take it easy . danielle : dad , is it all right if we go watch the fireworks someplace else ? derek : well , sure , sure , yeah . but do n't do anything that i would n't do . reggie : does n't really leave too much , now , does it ? derek : that 's the point . reggie : yeah , you 're right . mimi : hey , where are you two going ? you let my daughter just walk off like that ? derek : my daughter , mimi . my daughter . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you been sniffing fireworks ? ryan : what is the matter with you people ? kendall : i heard you fighting . ryan : you know what ? zach : shh . ryan : it 's none of your business . but just out of curiosity , what would my wife have done that i would have hurt her for ? she had to do what exactly ? greenlee : you have no idea what you 're doing . none . zach : easy . let 's just chalk it up to a misunderstanding , ok ? ryan : no , no , wait . stay . stay . you burst in here , and you protect my wife from me ! now , why would you need to do that ? kendall : well , ryan , look at yourself . you 're not exactly the model to anger management . ryan : fine , kendall . but you said -- what you said was she had to do it . what does that mean ? what did she have to do ? what do you know that i do n't ? zach : kendall cares for greenlee . i know you got to respect that , right ? and if she thinks she heard something -- greenlee : i do n't know what you think you heard , but ryan and i were just disagreeing about something he 's doing . couples disagree sometimes . zach : it sounded a little more serious , that 's all . ryan : yeah , well , i guess it was n't any of your business , was it ? greenlee : you know what , right now we just want to celebrate independence day by being independent from overreacting people who try to save me from things that do n't exist . kendall : ok . all right , i 'm sorry , ok ? i went over the top . ryan : well , i ca n't imagine that happening ! kendall : well , i -- i thought greenlee , true to form , was doing something stupid again , so i ran over to defend her as a friend . greenlee : hmm , let 's see -- enemy , friend , kendall . hard to tell the difference . one paints your nails with one hand while the other pours polish in your drink . zach : i 'm going to go get a funnel cake . come on . kendall : yeah , i 'll join you . i thought you were supposed to stop me from screwing up . zach : was n't in my vows . ryan : i 'm sorry , all right ? i just -- i just wish that you could agree with me on this . greenlee : we have a habit of disagreeing lately . ryan : i had to do it . i had to make sure that i do n't hurt anybody else . greenlee : you do n't know if it 'll work . ryan : david promised me that it would . greenlee : you 're relying on some miracle drug for something that you can do yourself . ryan : look , you saw me in that ring . you know that i needed to do this . greenlee : david 's the one to help ? ryan : it 'll work . i know it 'll work . greenlee : i do n't want him treating you like some private guinea pig . ryan : greenlee , i know what i 'm doing . greenlee : if he hurts you , i -- ryan : no , you see ? you see ? you see , that is what i love about you . greenlee : that i 'm bent on cracking some skulls if anyone tries to hurt you ? ryan : no . actually , that you are so passionate about everything that you do , everything that you want . right or wrong , you do it anyway . [ scene_break ] garret : you know , your piece in `` tempo , `` last year 's june issue , on government - funded housing projects , was brilliant . brooke : well , thank you so much . garret : i loved what you wrote about how subsidized units can really turn a neighborhood around . brooke : well , i never thought my words would be used by a contract genius like yourself . jack : especially not in the private sector . garret : well , come see my work before you judge me , all right ? you can do good and make money at the same time . brooke : absolutely . lily : hey , dad , can me and sam go hang out with reggie and dani ? brooke : uh , i think that would be ok . jack : yeah , fine . just remember , lily has a curfew . sam : oh , well , how could i forget ? jack : ok . brooke : all right , just be safe . sam : all right , see you . lily : bye . nice meeting you , mr. williams . i hope you 're not as bad as dani thinks . brooke : oh . ok . mimi : you know , i 'd really like to congratulate you on the way you 've raised our daughter in the last year . derek : i 've done my best . mimi : yeah , you have . and thanks to you and livia , you 've taken a nice but difficult child and turned her into a rotten diva who hates my guts . [ scene_break ] [ soft rock plays ] danielle : well , i guess this will do . reggie : yeah , this party look like it 's going to be the spot in a couple seconds . danielle : looks a little tame to me . reggie : dani , are you ok ? danielle : yeah . why would n't i be ? reggie : i 'm just saying your mom -- she dropped a bomb on you back there . danielle : oh , let 's not talk about my mother . reggie : ok . did something else happen at the park ? danielle : no , nothing . reggie : dani , `` nothing `` -- `` nothing `` never got you this quiet before , so what 's wrong now ? danielle : must be the music . i mean , is this a party or an elevator ? i mean , i know these guys are older , but are they dead ? let 's go turn this place up . [ scene_break ] ruth : oh , boy . what 's going to happen when jamie and babe get here ? if things are this sour right now -- opal : yeah , and j.r. is n't exactly making lemonade . joe : well , we 're just going to have to put our trust in dixie and hope that she can keep things down and prevent bloodletting . opal : well , thank goodness there 's a doctor in the house . tad : so -- joe : yeah ? tad : speaking as the official captain of the picnic focus group , how we doing ? joe : well , we give full marks to you , my friend . god knows it ca n't be easy . tad : are you kidding ? who have i got to sleep with to get out of here ? opal : so , are you thinking what i 'm thinking ? ruth : it has been known to happen . opal : i think a little walk to see the funnel cake man might be in order . what do you say ? ruth : good idea . di : well , little adam sure is enjoying his first family picnic . thank you . this means a lot . palmer : i want another wiener . adam : hotdog . palmer : i want one . go , go . adam : better than this thing . joe : ah , got some business . tad : ah , here we go . joe : here . tad : see what else you could complain about . adam : did you make this last wednesday ? [ all talking at once ] j.r. : i almost forgot how incredible you are . [ scene_break ] [ hip - hop music plays ] lily : um , sam , did we -- did we lie to my dad about where we were going ? sam : no , you said we were hanging out with reggie and dani . lily : well , i do n't see them anywhere here . sam : i 'm sure they 're here somewhere . lily : these people look a lot older than us . sam : hey , you 're fine . it 's all good . [ sam helps himself to a cold can of beer . ] [ scene_break ] zach : hey . stop beating yourself up . kendall : well , i almost blew it . i might as well have posted a notice in a chat room . zach : so what ? kendall : `` so what `` ? so she 's my friend . zach : i know , and what do you think would be a good time to tell ryan that his wife is trying to make him a father without him being aware of it ? kendall : well , he should at least hear it from her first . zach : if he does n't hear it from anybody , he 's still going to figure it out by the time she starts showing . kendall : you have some powdered sugar on your lip right there . zach : thank you . kendall : so i do n't know what to do . i mean , i tried to warn greenlee about this for days , but she went through with the whole disaster . so now what ? i mean , now i 'm her enemy . i 'm up there with bad highlights and carbs . zach : are you hungry ? kendall : well , there 's a switch . zach : i 'm asking because you 're going to have to eat your words . [ scene_break ] derek : livia , can you come over here for a second ? livia : hit me . derek : i wanted you to say good night to mimi , because we 're out of here . livia : police business ? derek : yeah . i 'm preventing a homicide by leaving , so i do n't strangle this woman out of her fancy new shoes . livia : i am right there with you . just let me grab tom . it 's getting late . we really should be going . tom : great seeing you guys . it 's been fun . jack : where are you guys going ? derek : good night , guys . livia : good night , jack , brooke . derek : good night . mimi : garret , baby , i 'm getting a wicked headache . jack : look , just hold on a second , ok ? brooke : yeah . freeze . jack : i know this was n't the ideal holiday get - together here , but -- brooke : but nobody 's going to leave here with an attitude . jack : what she said . [ scene_break ] [ hip - hop music plays ] lily : i do n't drink alcohol . it makes me really sick , and i 'm not old enough to anyway . sam : lily , no worries . lily : can we go somewhere else , please ? sam : are you ok ? lily : yeah , it 's just that there 's a big crowd here , and in my life skills class i 'm taught to remove myself from any situation i 'm uncomfortable with . sam : does that include me ? lily : no , just -- sam : ok , well , let 's go over here . [ scene_break ] [ cheers ] reggie : hey , whoa , whoa . dani , slow down there , chick . danielle : do n't tell me what to do . reggie : i 'm just saying you might need some food in your system with all the beer that you never drink . danielle : i 'm not that hungry . reggie : dani , i thought we were cool . danielle : we are . reggie : well , if that were true , you would tell me what 's going on with you . danielle : i told you i 'm fine . i 'm trying to have a little fun for a change ! reggie : ok , all right . there 's no need to get all hostile with me . danielle : no need to be getting all up in my business , either . i 'm actually feeling a hell of a lot better . reggie : i 'm just saying with all the drama that you have going on in your life , you do n't need to drink a beer and get smashed . it 's not going to go away . danielle : well , hopefully the next day you forget all about it . is n't that what 's supposed to happen ? reggie : all right , dani , i understand you 're upset because your mama 's new fiancé -- danielle : look , i 'm as fine as anybody , anybody who 's had a whole bunch of fun stuff dumped on them today . singers : baby ca n't you see [ hip - hop music plays ] reggie : all right , all right . i 'm going to be right back , all right ? just give me a second . danielle : sure . josh and danielle bump into each other : excuse me . reggie : you got to be freaking kidding me ! you actually think you was going to get away with this ? your first bad move was bringing my sister to this party . now drop the beer . [ scene_break ] jack : look , if you care about your kids , our kids , you 'll find a way to work this out , because reggie , dani , lily , sam -- they do n't care about our history . all they care about is right now . brooke : yeah , and we 're supposed to be the adults here . livia : yeah , you could 've fooled me . mimi : well , do n't look at me . i wanted this to work more than anyone . derek : ok , i admit it . we can do better . livia : yeah , we could n't have done worse . [ fireworks ] mimi : thank god . tom : saved by the bang . [ scene_break ] greenlee : some surprises are so wonderful , so special , they take careful planning . i 'll tell you this one when the time is incredibly right . i promise you 'll love it . ryan : as much as i love you . [ scene_break ] kendall : i ate some hotdogs and a funnel cake . i 'm full . eat your own words . zach : now , whether you agree with her or not , you 're going to have to tell her that she 's doing the right thing and that you support her . kendall : yeah , but i do n't . greenlee 's going to have some bad karma for this one . zach : i know . but when her life blows up on her , as we know it will , she 's going to need someplace to run . and that someplace should be you . kendall : where did you learn this ? zach : well , we all need someplace to run when life blows up on us . [ scene_break ] palmer : hey . i do n't know what you 've done now , but your mama asked me to tell you that she needs you in the pump house right now . tad : let her stew in it . i 've done more than any son should have to . palmer : well , it 's your funeral . if you do n't , she 'll haunt you till the end of your life . believe me , i know . adam : joe ? joe : yeah ? adam : how do you do it ? joe : do what ? adam : how are you so good , you know ? do n't you ever -- do n't you ever just want to kick back , do something self - serving and rotten ? joe : i 've tried , adam . i 'm just too damn virtuous . adam : yeah . [ scene_break ] j.r. : well , where 's the power tool ? or did you just get back from visiting mama ? ca n't imagine too many fireworks in the slammer . babe : jamie will be here soon . j.r. : good . that gives us a few minutes to settle some things . babe : you know , i just came to see my son . do n't you think we could actually put your issues on hold for one day ? j.r. : what proof do you have that my mother is a fraud ? [ scene_break ] di : are you sure we can see the fireworks better from here ? ruth : well , we 'll have more privacy here , dear , and it 'll be a little easier to hear each other talk , as well . here , come on . look . look inside . see what you think . opal : here . hold tight , hold tight . thanks . oh . well , our forefathers had it easy . all they had to do was found a country . ruth : god bless america . [ di and tad find themselves in the boathouse together . ] [ next_on ] babe ( to j.r. ) : your mama went through a lot of trouble to make this happen today , j.r. do n't you break her heart by doing something stupid . josh ( to dani ) : what are you thinking right now ? danielle ( to josh ) : when are you going to kiss me ? di ( to tad ) : you and me -- it 's impossible , is n't it ? | greenlee is working up to telling ryan about her `` big secret `` . kendall and zach overhear their discussion and what sounds like and argument and immediately they assume greenlee has `` spilled the beans `` and ryan is going to hurt her . ryan and greenlee explain to them that they were just having a private discussion and that kendall and zach need to mind their own business . but hearing kendall blurt out that greenlee had to do what she had to do , ryan asks her specifically what she is talking about . jr , adam , tad , little adam , dixie and others attend the 4th of july picnic although they can not stop arguing . |
adam : hello ? everything ok in there ? krystal , it 's me . everything ok in here ? sweetheart , are you all right ? krystal : no , i am not all right . i 'm dead , done for , belly up , expired . so get the hell back to the guest room and let this cadaver rest in peace . [ scene_break ] josh : out of my way ! she needs help ! officer : nobody 's turning their back on you for a second . second officer : hey , hey ! josh : are you ok ? officer : for the last time -- josh : did someone hurt you ? officer : get your hands up ! second officer : get back here now ! first officer : hands up ! step away from the suspect , sir . girl : i -- i saw -- officer : get your hands up now ! [ scene_break ] [ when david arrives in his darkened cabin , someone knocks him over the head . ] [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] dixie : hello ? girl : mommy ? mommy , is that you ? dixie : kate ? baby ? oh , sweetie , is that really you ? [ scene_break ] kendall : did you hear that ? something is wrong . ryan : what ? kendall : spike , spike -- something is wrong . ryan : wait . [ scene_break ] josh : i 'm trying to help her . she 's obviously traumatized . officer : yeah , jacking cars tends to do that to a person . second officer : i 'm not going to say it again , sir . step away ! first officer : all right . you have the right to remain -- girl : silent , i know . save it and get me out of here . lock me up already . officer : got to read you your rights , young lady . josh : what are you running from ? did someone hurt you ? girl : no , but somebody hurt him . [ scene_break ] dixie : kate ? sweetheart , is that really you ? girl : mommy ? are you my mommy ? dixie : yes . yes , baby , i am . girl : i need my mommy . dixie : why ? what 's wrong ? what did they do to you ? oh , baby , mommy 's going to come and get you . you just have to tell me where you are . [ scene_break ] officer : stay back . just step back . josh : let go of me ! [ fireworks explode as josh sees his father 's hand sticking up out of the ground and recognizes his watch . ] [ scene_break ] [ tad watches from the other side of the gate as the police lead away the young girl and josh and policemen hurry to dig up greg 's body . ] [ scene_break ] dixie : kate ? are you still there ? come on , please answer your mom , honey . do you know where you are ? come on , sweetie . you got to tell me where you are , so that i can come and get you . come on , kate . please answer me . kate ? di : what 's going on ? woman : hello ? is anyone there ? dixie : yes . hi . um -- i know this is going to sound completely crazy , but the little girl on the phone right now , her name is kate . she 's my daughter . woman : excuse me ? dixie : listen to me , ok ? i know that it 's my daughter . she was taken from me when she was a baby , and i 've been looking for her ever since . and by some miracle -- woman : i 'm terribly sorry , but you have the wrong child . dixie : no , no . no , no , no . listen , greg madden -- dr. greg madden -- i know that he -- he was the man that arranged your adoption , right , because he was the one that took kate from me . woman : i 'm very sorry for your loss , ma'am , but alicia -- dixie : no , her name is kate . it 's kate , ok ? you have to believe me . talk to her . will you please talk to her and tell her that she has my daughter ! di : ok , ok . ma'am , hi . i know this is going to sound a little crazy , but if i could just -- if i could have a moment of your time [ scene_break ] [ while david lies on the floor , his assailant turns on the light and looks around . ] [ scene_break ] krystal : why are you still here ? adam : because i was worried about you . krystal : worried that i might accidentally strangle myself in the goose - down duvet ? adam : there was an earthquake . you know , anything could 've happened . krystal : oh , please , those itty - bitty tremors ? this big old honking furniture did n't even scooch an inch during those baby wigglers . adam : well , how was i to know ? a chandelier could 've fallen on your head , squished you like a bug . [ krystal laughs ] krystal : you know what ? you got to come up with a much better excuse than that for barging in here and yanking me out of dreamland . adam : all right , maybe you were n't physically damaged , but you could have been emotionally scarred . krystal : oh . well , you know what ? you got me there . adam : you see ? you did need me . krystal : no , the thought of my baby girl playing footsie with your -- your bloodthirsty son has got me scarred beyond recognition . adam : do n't be so dramatic . j.r. is no threat . krystal : ha ! adam : not anymore . krystal : oh , you know what ? you want to play big hero tonight , big daddy , why do n't you just go down the hall and rescue my little girl . adam : what , putting j.r. on a leash ? krystal : oh , that 's a stop - gap measure . why do n't you just go all the way and have him put down . adam : sweetheart , why do n't we stop fighting and declare a temporary truce ? krystal : no . no ! adam : come on , just for tonight , just for me . krystal : why ? why ? what are you up to ? adam : my clandestine intention is to get you back in my arms . the truth is , krystal , i 've forgotten how to sleep without you . [ scene_break ] ryan : spike is fine , ok ? he 's completely fine . he 's sleeping like a baby , which is interesting because , you know , he happens to be one . the nurse said that he did not make a sound . kendall : yes , i know that , but i also know what i heard . ryan : well , whatever you heard , it was n't spike . kendall : i would just feel a lot better if he could just sleep in here with us tonight . ryan : tomorrow he 's coming home with you , and he 's going to spend every single night from that point on with you . kendall : what -- ryan , what if there 's aftershocks ? what if there 's one that 's worse than the last one ? ryan : well -- wow , you 're really just determined to worry about him , are n't you ? kendall : well , until i know he 's home , and he 's 100 % safe , i 'm in extreme , full - blown worry mode . that 's it . ryan : i see . you know what i think ? this is what i think -- i think that you should take advantage of the last night with the built - in babysitter , and you should get some sleep . that 's what i think . kendall : you think i 've turned into one of those mothers i hate -- the kind that hovers over their child 24/7 , that tries to shield their kids from germs and bad words and other people 's breath . you do . you think that spike 's going to grow up and tell his friends that his mother is a neurotic , smothering killjoy and his only saving grace is his cool , laid - back , `` never gets his feather ruffled `` dad . [ scene_break ] [ fireworks explode as josh and the police officers dig up his father 's lifeless body while tad continues to watch silently from a distance . ] [ scene_break ] di : you said she 's 6 years old ? dixie : no , she 's lying . it 's kate ! di : no , i understand . i know . i used to play with the phone , too , when i was little . dixie : do n't listen to her . she 'll say anything to get rid of us . di : thank you for being helpful , ma'am . i 'm sorry for the mix - up . dixie : what are you doing ? do n't hang up . well , do n't hang up . what are you doing ? it was kate . i had her on the phone . di : dixie -- dixie : let 's * 69 her . di : listen to me , it was n't kate . dixie : my god , the number is blocked . damn it , di , how could you do this to me ? that was my daughter ! di : please do n't do this to yourself . dixie : that was my daughter on the phone ! my last best chance of finding my daughter is dead ! [ scene_break ] [ fireworks explode in the park while tad watches the paramedics and josh try to revive greg . ] [ scene_break ] ryan : `` no , i mean , you know , my dad 's kind of cool , but my mom -- my mom , she 's , like , totally awesome . `` kendall : gee , thank you , son . you 're very articulate . ryan : `` no , really , really , she 's not -- she 's not like other moms , you know , like , all pushy . she 's just hip , and she 's laid - back , and she 's easygoing . `` [ kendall chuckles ] kendall : `` kendall `` and `` laid - back , `` two words you will never hear in another sentence . ryan : `` and not to mention she happens to be the most beautiful mom in the world . `` kendall : well , you have to say that , spike -- i buy you all those cool toys and nice outfits , and i put fast food on the table . ryan : come on . anybody would say you 're beautiful . it happens to be the truth . enough of this , enough of playing as spike . you know what ? i 'm the guy telling you you need your sleep , i 'm also the guy keeping you awake . come on , in bed . kendall : oh , god , i ca n't . ryan , honestly , how can i fall asleep tonight ? i ca n't fall asleep , our baby is coming home tomorrow . i 'm -- i 'm giddy , and i do n't do giddy . i 'm like a kid on christmas eve . no , no -- a kid on christmas eve who is about to go skydiving for her presents and does n't know if the parachute will open . ryan : hmm . wow . well , you 're in luck . hi , nice to meet you . kendall : hello . ryan : hello . kendall : so who are you now ? ryan : i 'm your parachute . kendall : you 're good at this . ryan : thank you . remind me again , uh , what am i good at ? kendall : i do n't know -- stuff . ryan : oh . yeah , actually , stuff happens to be what i do best . ryan : enough -- enough chitchat . it 's sleepy time . kendall : oh . do i have to ? ryan : yes , you have to . i 'm serious . you really need to sleep , ok ? i want you to go to sleep . come on . kendall : hey . ryan : ok , i 'll tuck you in . kendall : uh - uh , i think i 'm good . ryan , i 'm -- honestly , do you have any idea how sick i am of hospital beds ? ryan : do you have any idea how much you 'll be longing for one after spike wakes you up every night , every three hours for feedings -- 1 : 00 a.m. , 4 : 00 a.m. , 7 : 00 a.m. ? kendall : all right . ok , all right . shh . i will try to fall asleep . ryan : ok . kendall : all right . kendall : being in this bed really reminds me of being in that coma . ryan : really ? kendall : yes , it does . ryan : that 's really fascinating and everything , but just try to just , you know , forget about the coma . just imagine that you 're in your own bed at home , ok ? ready -- imagine . [ kendall laughs ] kendall : oh . all right , i 'm imagining . i 'm pretty sure i was awake in that coma . i mean , not awake , but i was aware . i remember , i heard people . i heard them coming and going and talking . ryan : and talking and talking and talking . kendall : i 'm sorry . what , i ca n't talk when i 'm trying to fall asleep ? ryan : you 're not falling asleep , kendall . that 's the point , that 's the problem , ok ? kendall : i 'm trying . ryan : look , just forget about the coma . please , forget the coma . forget about spike . kendall : no . ryan : within reason . you know what i mean by that . i 'm serious , you 're going to have , like , a baby marathon coming up here . i think it 's important . you need to stock up on as much sleep as possible while you can , so just close your eyes , ok ? stop talking , stop thinking . just close them -- kendall : all right , ok . ryan : and see what happens . ready , go . kendall : ok . this is not going to work . this is just not going to work . just so you know . [ scene_break ] girl : this is so unfair ! i should not be locked up ! i should be getting a medal or something ! you guys would 've never noticed that bloody hand if i had n't shown it to you ! hello ? hey , do n't i get a phone call ? hello ? erin : thank you . hi . it 's ok , it 's ok . you 're not alone anymore . i 'm here to help you . girl : ok , i 'm not in the market for a fairy godmother , so unless you 're here to get me out of this pit -- erin : my name is erin lavery , and i 'm a volunteer from the miranda center . girl : and i should care because ? erin : we help women and children who are in need . girl : cool . get me out of this place . i so do n't belong in a jail cell . erin : you know , i 'm sure you 're right . typically , when a runaway refuses to give her name , it 's because she 's running from an abusive situation . girl : you totally nailed it , erin . i did run away . i was being tortured . running away was the only way i could save my life . [ scene_break ] david : oh ! what the -- who 's -- jamie : got your attention ? david : you got to be kidding me . you 're such a moron . jamie : uh - uh - uh , david , i 'm going to need total concentration from you . david : i do n't need concentration to take you down . jamie : and i 'll do anything to get it , whatever it takes . [ scene_break ] dixie : oh , my god , i just completely flipped out . di : it 's understandable . dixie : when i heard that little girl 's voice call me `` mommy , `` i just lost my mind . di : you wanted to believe in a miracle . do n't beat yourself up for that . it 's ok to have hope . dixie : yeah . not when there is n't any . di : how can you say that ? dixie , you 've got more reason now to be encouraged than ever before . dixie : are you kidding me ? with greg madden missing ? with every lead that turns out to be nothing ? di : look at all the people you have helping you . and you 're not doing it alone anymore . you 've got -- you 've got me and del . you 've got j.r. , jamie . you 've got tad . dixie : oh , tad hates me . ha - ha . di : you 're right . tad does hate you . but he also loves you to death . [ scene_break ] [ as fireworks explode , josh continues to give his father cpr and uses the defibrillator in an attempt to revive him . ] [ scene_break ] ryan : i want you to picture the ocean . you smell the sea breeze . and i want you to imagine the sound that the waves make as they wash up on the shore . you 're not even trying . kendall : i am , i am , i am . you just -- i 've never heard you sound so stupid . ryan : well , that 's really sweet and everything , but i 'm trying to help you fall asleep , not crack you up . so close your eyes . kendall : ok , ok . ok , i 'm doing it . ryan : i 'm going to try something else . kendall : ok . ryan : i want you to imagine the rain and the sound that it makes as it lightly splashes the ground and the sound that it makes as it sort of trickles down the window . and now i want you to imagine the sound of spike 's heartbeat , the very first time you heard it when he was still in your womb . that perfect , perfect , beautiful , sort of swishing sound swirling around in your head . ryan 's voice : i love you , kendall . kendall : you do ? ryan : i do what ? kendall : i was n't asleep . ryan : really ? because i was so convinced that you were . kendall : no , no , i mean in the coma . i -- i heard things . i remember things . ryan : yes , you were just telling me all about that . kendall : no , but it 's all coming back to me now in little bits and pieces . ryan : oh . well , i see . and how is that going to help you fall asleep ? kendall : i remember . i remember hearing my mother telling me that i had to wake up or she would take over my life and make decisions for me and -- and take over . ryan : oh , and that 's a revelation ? kendall : no , and then bianca . i remember hearing binks say that we were the kane women , and we could take on grizzly bears , and we would teach spike how to face the world in the same way . ryan : `` sleep patrol to sleep mission , do you read me ? do you read me , sleep mission ? please abort . `` kendall : i remember hearing zach telling me how much he needed me and begging me to open my eyes . ryan : ok , you know what ? seriously ? just stop , ok ? you need to sleep . we can take a trip down memory lane another time . i really think it 's important -- kendall : and i just remembered you telling me -- ryan : what ? what ? what did i say ? [ scene_break ] [ tad continues to watch while fireworks explode as josh screams when he realizes his father is dead . ] [ scene_break ] di : it does n't matter how hard tad tries to hate you , his love is always going to trump his hate . dixie : you have n't seen how he is with me . di : yeah , i have . i 've also seen how he is with me . the two do n't even come anywhere close . dixie , he 's -- he 's like a blind man being able to see this world for the first time in years . dixie : now you 're being dramatic . di : no , i 'm being honest . believe me , i wish so badly i could just sweep it all under the rug , you know , forget about it , pretend i 'm the perfect woman for tad , but i 'm not . i ca n't do what you can do . i ca n't make his world spin around . dixie : come on , he loves you . di : yeah , but it 's not the same . there 's more fire in his anger towards you than there ever was in his love towards me . dixie : we have children , we have a history . di : no , it 's ok . i mean , you certainly do n't have to make excuses . tad 's a part of you , you 're a part of him . and you two have a connection that 's too powerful for anything or anyone to break . [ scene_break ] [ david chuckles ] david : i got to tell you , tweedledumber , you really are making the worst mistake of your life . jamie : you do n't move until i say you move . david : go ahead , flex your muscles all you want . you 're still a moron . jamie : and you 're still licking the floor . so how about you listen to what i came to say , or you can keep shooting your mouth off ? david : i got a better idea -- option c. why do n't you let me off the floor so we can have a fair fight ? none of this pathetic hitting me while my back is turned . jamie : listen up . you 're a doctor . you must have some knowledge of contaminants -- biotoxins , chemical toxins , infections , viruses , blah , blah . david : oh , yeah , and i still have one in mind for you . fortunately for mankind , it requires me killing the few brain cells you have . jamie : well , check this out . you , dr. hayward , are a big - ass infection to my family -- dixie , my dad , my brother , hell , even your own daughter and grandson . i may not have my medical degree yet , but even a rookie like me knows this much -- infections have to be contained . [ scene_break ] girl : are you kidding me ? there 's nothing you can do to help me ? erin : not immediately . girl : that 's just flipping fantastic ! erin : three carjackings , leading the cops on a high - speed chase , two cars wrecked , refusing to give your name , driving without a license -- i just do n't think there is any way anybody could get you out of here tonight . girl : do n't i get a free lawyer or something ? erin : yes . the miranda center does have legal consultants who provide their services pro bono . girl : cool . get one over here . erin : i intend to , first thing tomorrow morning . girl : tomorrow ? are you high ? no way i 'm spending the night in this hole ! [ scene_break ] adam : oh , i knew it . you 're glad i came in here . you wanted me to come in here . krystal : i 'm still mad at you . adam : but ? krystal : but i could be persuaded to declare a ceasefire for a little spousal communion . it is a national holiday . adam : oh . i hoped you 'd finally come around to my way of thinking . [ krystal and adam laugh ] [ phone rings ] adam : what ? i do n't hear anything . do you hear anything ? krystal : no , no . i do n't hear anything . [ phone rings ] adam : oh . krystal : you know that thing that we do n't hear ? i still hear it . adam : no . no , you do n't . krystal : yeah , i do , i do , and i do n't think they 're going away . [ ring ] adam : what ? what ? [ scene_break ] kendall : you know what ? you are right . i 'm completely pooped , my mind is like mush , and honestly , i have no idea what i 'm babbling about . ryan : i could always -- i could try another noise , another sound . i mean , i have n't even got to waterfalls yet . kendall : well , that 's very sweet , but i think i 'm just going to go with the blank slate strategy -- total peace and quiet . ryan : whatever works . good night . kendall : good night . kendall 's voice : i could 've been asleep in my coma and just dreamed ryan said he loved me . do people dream in comas ? hmm . maybe it was a fantasy . no , that does n't make sense . why would i fantasize about ryan saying mushy things to me instead of my husband ? but when i asked zach about the things i remembered him saying while i was unconscious , he said they were all true . could this be true , too ? is ryan really in love with me ? oh , my god . if he is -- whoa . he did act kind of freaked out when i said i remembered . oh , no , no , maybe he was just stressed because i was n't sleeping . or maybe -- [ scene_break ] krystal : chill out , ok ? you 're going to have another stroke . adam : i ca n't waste a second . this is -- how can this be happening ? krystal : we 'll talk about it on the way over there , all right ? adam : no , no , you 're not going . krystal : adam , you can not drive . you are a wreck . adam : no , i 'm fine . krystal : oh , but , adam -- adam : no , no . i really appreciate your being willing to help , darling . i really do , but i 've got to do this by myself . krystal : adam , wait . [ scene_break ] di : when i swore on your -- your mama 's big old bible that i 'd never tell a soul that you were alive , i kept that promise , even though it cost me everything , even knowing what it cost you and your family . dixie : and i will always be grateful . di : then let me do this . i need to do this . dixie : ok . di : ok . i swear before god that no matter what happens between you and tad , if you find your way back to one another , if you do n't , i am giving up all hope of having him back for myself . and i further swear that i will never stop looking for kate . i will look for my niece as long as it takes and wo n't stop until she 's in your arms again . dixie : thank you . di : oh . i mean , we 've gotten in some pretty big fights . we have n't even known each other that long . we did n't grow up together . but , dixie , i mean , you 're still my sister . i want us to be close , you know ? i want us to share things . i want to rely on you , for you to rely on me , to support each other like a real family . because , good god , is n't that what life is all about , family ? [ scene_break ] [ fireworks continue exploding as the cops try to get josh to leave . ] josh : do n't -- do n't you touch me . [ josh is shaken when derek hands him the framed photo of himself which was with his father . ] [ scene_break ] [ ryan and kendall take turns stealing glances at each other as they try to sleep . ] [ scene_break ] girl : come on , come on , come on , come on . come on , come on , come on , come on . come on , come on . come on , come on . daddy ? adam : hurry ! girl : you came . adam : oh , colby , colby ! my sweet , precious baby . oh , are you all right ? what have they done to you ? [ scene_break ] david : why do n't you run home like a good little boy before i really have to hurt you ? jamie : funny -- my mom and my dad , they raised me to be a good boy . but i 'm not a boy anymore , and i 'm not all that good , either . let 's just say recent events have changed me , taken me to a much darker place . suddenly , i 'm capable of anything , and i really do n't care about the consequences . so you know what that makes me , do n't you ? david : stupid ? jamie : dangerous . so believe me when i say this -- something very , very bad will happen to you if you do n't stay away from my family . got it ? david : yeah , go ahead and run off . be a coward just like your father . [ jamie holds a vial of truth serum he just stole from david . ] jamie : greg madden , here i come . [ scene_break ] derek : we 'll know more after an autopsy , but according to the medical examiner , it appears your father died recently , within the last couple of hours . josh : i do n't understand . [ scene_break ] tad : they found greg madden . [ scene_break ] derek : a breathing tube , water bottles , energy bars , a microphone . [ scene_break ] tad : he 's dead . madden 's dead . [ scene_break ] josh : my father was buried alive ? [ scene_break ] dixie : so , it 's over . we 'll never find our daughter . [ next_on ] zach : are children like dogs ? can they sense fear in people ? kendall : i 'm nervous . i 'm not afraid . zach : let 's go . del : this was such a dumb idea . what a disaster . di : shut up , del . josh ( to dixie ) : you caused this . you killed my father . | a strange teenage runaway girl runs through the park and discovers a bloody hand buried in the ground . the cops come and discover that greg has been buried alive . they take the girl to jail . she makes a call . adam chandler rushes to see her and bail her out and it turns out that she is his estranged daughter . greg looks to be dead . josh rushes to save his life but it looks hopeless . tad watches unseen . right then , dixie gets a call from a little girl whom she believes is kate , who calls to her mommy . it turns out that it 's a strange child playing on the phone . but it 's too coincidental . di witnesses the call and tells dixie she must n't ever give up on finding kate . jamie tells david hayward he better leave jamie 's family alone or jamie will kill him . it looks like jamie has some sort of trick up his sleeve . tad comes and informs dixie that greg is dead . that makes them both afraid that it means they will never find kate . kendall and ryan both lie awake in the hospital room near spike . and they hide their feelings for each other . |
[ drum march plays as kendall greets her fusion coworkers . patriotic music plays while annie , babe , amanda , di , colby , ava , and greenlee exit the elevator and find kendall wearing a green statue of liberty foam crown and holding a torch . ] babe : nice crown . kendall : thanks . di : this is necessary ? [ annie sighs ] greenlee : you 've summoned me here ? have you forgotten ? i 'm your partner . the person that created fusion while you were out playing babysitter to petey cortlandt . di : and i 'm pretty sure the rest of the country has the day off . kendall : oh , slackers , all of them . amanda : the rest of confusion is at the beach . considering i gave my notice -- kendall : yes , well , i reject your resignation . show us what you got and you could be one of us . plus , i needed an even number . amanda : oh -- well , i feel special now . babe : little adam was pretty excited to have a picnic today . di : yeah , thanks for inviting me to that -- it was fun . babe : absolutely . you 're his family . annie : spike and emma are really probably missing their mommies , huh ? babe : mm - hmm . kendall : do n't pull that mother stuff on me . no , no , no . have you all forgotten about your other family ? fusion ? greenlee : yeah , fusion has two mommies -- we 're very pc . colby : um -- excuse me . do we need to be here for this part ? there 's already mayo in the potato salad , and if it sits too long , it gets kind of nasty . kendall : just wait , just wait . i hired the comeback to cater for us today . we 're going to need a lot of energy for this . greenlee : for what , exactly ? kendall : greenlee , i am so glad you asked that . thank you . ladies , look around . you all are fusion . ava : does that include me ? kendall : fusion , if she were a person , would be a woman on the edge . on the verge of total fulfillment , or complete desperation . now , we all think that fusion green could be the answer . but we have to prove it to everybody else at our upcoming concept launch in -- new york . colby : oh . [ ava chuckles ] babe : so , was that a pep talk ? because if it was , we are revved up and raring to go , right ? di : oh , yeah . oh , my god . annie : it 's going to be amazing . di : yay , fusion green . annie : it 's going to be amazing . babe : thank you , captain . we 'll see you tomorrow . kendall : stop . halt ! wait . hold . ahem . all right . now -- `` this `` is green . vibrant , but alive and peaceful . this is us -- baggage , garbage . tension and frustration and wanting to tear your hair out . babe : or someone else 's . kendall : i heard that . babe is right . she gets a gold star today . there 's been way too much fighting . fusion has taken one emotional hit after another lately . so it 's time to come together as a team and heal . greenlee : liar . you said there 'd be no touchy - feely kumbaya bs . kendall : this is a proactive retreat -- to restore company morale and improve interaction and productivity . all right . now , no one gets to leave here , unless you have to go to the bathroom . no phone calls , unless it 's an emergency or kids . and most of all , please , no drama , no baggage , no fighting . just teamwork and creative brainstorming . di : oh , my -- oh , my god . you do n't look good . you do n't look well . amanda : oh -- di : how do you feel ? amanda : am i -- am i clammy ? di : i think you are clammy . [ amanda coughs ] kendall : ahem -- ladies ? [ patriotic music plays ] kendall : `` we , the women , in order to form a more perfect fusion , establish interoffice justice and ensure company tranquility , provide fabulous product for all , promote female welfare and confidence , do ordain and establish this as fusion creative freedom day . `` ok , so you guys are going to have to bring that upstairs -- you can set it on the roof -- and this is a schedule of what we need and when . ava : um , she 's still in high school . kendall : she 's also your boss ' stepdaughter . ava : yeah , and i 'm your stepsister 's half sister ? kendall : get up to the roof . all right , and the rest of you ladies -- if any of you try to leave , you 're toast . greenlee : is this really why we 're here -- handholding and yoga - breathing ? di : crunchy granola , hug it out -- it 's -- it 's too bad i shaved today . kendall : ok , you see , that -- that 's the wrong attitude , you guys , all wrong . [ laughter ] [ music plays ] kendall : ahem . facilitator : welcome to a more productive you . [ music stops ] babe : seriously , that scared me . di : ok , if we just stick with this , we work through it , the margaritas might not be melted by the time we 're done . greenlee : ok , but i say we shut kendall down now and get home even sooner . annie : snide and snotty -- that 'll really boost morale . greenlee : ok , well , then let 's just blow sunshine . tell me , do you tape that smile into position , or is just a nervous tick ? kendall : ok , stop -- see ? this is exactly what i 'm talking about . this right here -- stop it . stop , now . greenlee : is n't it cute how she 's always trying to protect you like you 're some little bunny and i am an 18-wheeler ? annie : oh , you 're something on wheels , that 's for sure . babe : all right , hey , what 's going on ? kendall : come on , come on , hurry up and change before it 's too late . [ scene_break ] ava : ugh ! fashion people eat , like , six almonds and three things of asparagus a day . ca n't we just leave them some carrots and go ? colby : keep the salad on the ice , ok , and get the grill started . try not to spill the drinks . ava : ok , me waitress and soon - to - be bartender , and you are the bus girl . colby : do you have a negative attention span , huh ? i 'm the boss ' kid , remember ? you 'd get booted the second i rat you out . ava : do it . go a brat - pack power trip on me . oh , and tell me how your daddy could buy me and sell me in one minute . colby : you do n't know jack about my father or me . ava : oh , i know that daddy wuvs his widdle girl . colby : ava , i swear , if you say one more word , i am going to -- babe : colby ! what is up ? colby : hey . babe : i can not believe mom put you to work today . what 's up with that ? ava : oh , we love work , and we love your mom , too -- she 's the best . babe : she is , is n't she ? colby : ahem -- suck up . ava : come on , colby , let 's get to work . amanda : ugh ! if it were raining , i could almost stand it , but it 's gorgeous out . babe : hmm . amanda : i could be in a bikini right now . you know , in fact -- babe : oh , no , no , no . please , please , you can not leave me , i am begging you . amanda : this time next week , i wo n't even work for confusion . babe : and why are you quitting anyway ? do you have some job lined up that you have n't told me about ? amanda : nope . it 's just time for a change . babe : you 're staying -- for me , as a friend . amanda : no -- babe : no , no , even better -- you 're staying for the barbecue . mama sent it , it 's awesome . i owe you . please ? amanda : ok ! it better be good . babe : it will be . colby : i ca n't believe you quit . are you still freaked out about the kidnapping ? amanda : j.r. does n't want us talking about it . colby : yeah , until they find the money and the kidnappers -- right . but , i mean , if you 're a mess and you need a therapist -- amanda : i just need a soda . ava : oh , oh , i got it . here you go . someone needs to be a little bit more on top of their game . amanda : thanks . ava : you 're welcome . colby : i was just about to get -- ava : uh - huh . colby : forget it . babe : you know , just a little tip -- you can still do your job without making your co - workers feel like crud . it 's a little thing they 're trying to teach us downstairs . ava : ok , i 'm sorry . i 'll try to tone it down . it 's just that i 'm really excited because i saw all those really beautiful pictures of the fusion models in the stairway . so do you guys do , like , a new shoot every week or something ? babe : um -- not every week . we do campaigns about four times a year , but then we do peripheral material pretty much all year round . ava : awesome . babe : it 's fun . ava : is n't this a face that says , `` come on , david lachapelle , shoot me `` ? colby : ha ! babe : hey , i 'm a big fan of big dreams . ava : me , too . babe : but for now , you have a day job to do , just like the rest of us . see you , girls . colby : do you need an ice pack for your hurt feelings ? ava : she did n't say no . colby : well , she did n't say yes . come on , av , let me see you work that grill . come on , you got to own it . come on , ava . let 's go , let 's go . [ scene_break ] greenlee : look , clearly the one throwing off the mix is the new bride here . amazing how productive , peaceful , and altogether green the office was when you were gone . annie : yeah , well , before you got back , nobody ever equated anybody on this staff with trash . babe : ok -- ok , that 's enough , , do n't you think ? kendall : all right , see , ladies ? the person who joined fusion as a symbol of dissent is now the voice of reason . di : was that a compliment ? babe : you get used to it . kendall : ladies , as you can see , i am with child . at some point , i will push this puppy out , and you will be left to fend for yourselves . now , without me there will be mayhem and bloodshed , and that 's unacceptable . this is our chance to get it together . i need to know fusion will survive -- and not just survive . i mean , this -- this is our chance to make something that we 're proud of , and green is a good start . ecologically logical , `` it 's easy being green , `` conserve and protect yourself -- this is the start of a great campaign . and i do n't want fusion to just last through the season , i want fusion to last forever . babe : i 'm in . amanda : does that mean that `` out `` is an option ? just asking . di : come on , let 's get started . kendall : annie ? greenlee : oh , please -- she has chronic cheerleader syndrome . of course , she 's in . kendall : all right . well , that leaves you . if you want to leave , that 's fine . but just know that life goes on without you . we go on . you really want it like that ? greenlee : you are one sneaky little -- b . all right , just -- then hurry it up , then . kendall : ok . here we go . [ music plays ] kendall : all right , let 's go , guys , let 's clear this place out . come on . amanda : manual labor -- are you kidding me ? di : yeah , yeah , `` clear your space , clear your mind . `` greenlee : oh , it should n't be too hard for some people . annie : hey , the bonding is really working already . babe : all right . annie : ready , one , two , three -- babe : oh , yeah . annie : oh , yeah , that 's right . we got it , we got it . amanda : right here . kendall : you got it . babe : what do you think ? di : we got it , we got it . got it ? you got it ? babe : hey , watch your step . amanda : ah ! kendall : yeah ! [ music stops ] kendall : ah . all right , good , good , good . we have clear space , clear minds . i think we 're ready to go . everyone , follow directions because we all want the same thing . so , let 's do this . let 's bond . babe : this is not going to be pretty . [ music plays as everyone sits on yoga mats ] facilitator : now we focus the mind and the body . let go of stress . let go of conscious thought . let your inner voice quiet . babe 's voice : whew . breathe . quiet . ugh -- too quiet . ok , come on , you can do this -- uncle stuart tried to teach me . oh , little a , making a flag cake -- blueberries and strawberries and whipped - cream stars and -- amanda 's voice : money , more than ever . all that money from j.r. -- i could do so much . j.r. owes me . j.r. without a shirt -- no , stop it . the way he kisses my -- stop it . di 's voice : thank god i got a pedicure . 25 bucks -- aunt louise would have a fit , popping tar bubbles in the road , walking back from the park . but this is stupid . focus on -- amanda 's voice : 5 million . i could 've had 5 -- oh . a house and doctors , and she 'd always be on her meds . adam promised mom i could get it for her . better lawyers could get her out , and he 'd be paying . [ amanda gasps ] amanda 's voice : shoes . i could get so many -- kendall 's voice : months until maternity leave . ooh -- ooh , you little -- just want me to know you 're there , do n't you ? i never forget . daddy never -- oh - oh . oh . valentine 's day -- that 's when you were -- oh , all right , ok . i promise , more muffins . but mommy has to work . work 's good . friends are better . friends who do n't kill each other are -- annie 's voice : just get through the day . go home to emma and ryan . just get through the day , go home to emma and ryan . deal with greenlee . just find a way to -- [ annie sighs ] annie 's voice : i should let it go . trust what ryan and i -- stop it . why ca n't i just stop ? do n't ask -- you know damn well why . just get through the day , go home to emma and ryan . greenlee 's voice : giant pain in the -- touchy , feely , and make nice , and just because i love you , kendall , does n't mean i want to love annie . love -- love -- oh , i love you , damn it , ryan , and you love me , ryan . you love me , you have to . he loves me , get it ? he loves me . annie 's voice : he does n't want you . he does n't want you . leave us alone . he does n't want you . greenlee 's voice : what about what 's mine ? kendall 's voice : check the books . set up some press . [ voices overlap ] di 's voice : wild child . and what was his name -- kendall 's voice : had a chance to get huge last time -- amanda 's voice : how can i even look at him ? kendall 's voice : but with really cute clothes . annie 's voice : get through the day . facilitator : three , two , one -- that 's it . come out of it , more at peace , more present . you 've let the stress slip away , and you 're ready for what lies ahead , and what lies ahead is trust . now is an exercise we call `` wind in the willows . `` [ laughter ] babe : mr. voice man is giving me the willies , i 'm sorry . greenlee : ok , he goes , or i go . amanda : can you just shut up already ? annie : yeah , no guys allowed . babe : that 's a good point . kendall : all right ! all right , all right , fine . bunch of drama queens . babe : goodbye , creepy kendall : all right , here we go . say bye - bye to mr. facilitator . no more . all : bye - bye ! kendall : ok , so this is called `` wind in the willows . `` babe , step forward . babe : sweet . kendall : ok , now -- babe : ahem . kendall : put your arms around your chest like this , and we all gather around her . now , you have to be straight as a board . amanda : light as a feather , stiff as a board . babe : ooh -- `` light as a feather , stiff as a board . `` kendall : so help me -- babe : no , help me . [ music plays as the women take turns falling backwards and being caught ] all : oh ! babe : whoo - ooh ! kendall : oh ! babe : uh - oh , be on your toes ! greenlee : oh ! amanda : that 's it ? you just fall back , no warning ? babe : that 's it . oh , my gosh -- whoa ! kendall : yes , yes , that 's right , she trusts us . thank you , babe . greenlee : ho - ho , a little too easily . annie : well , some people deserve to be trusted . amanda : ok , ok , here i go . kendall : ahem . any day now . amanda : i 'm going . ok , ok . babe : do n't worry . amanda : ok , ok . babe : sweetie , we 'll catch you . di : we got you . amanda : ok . [ amanda squeals ] [ cheers ] babe : sorry i stepped on your foot . amanda : ok , it was ok -- but awful , but ok . babe : you did it ! see , it 's not that bad . kendall : ok , good girl . ok , this is nice . ladies , can you just -- can you move back a little ? i need room to fall . di : uh - uh . annie : you 're not doing this . babe : no , you 're pregnant . greenlee : so not happening . kendall : uh , you guys are a bunch of babies . a bunch of big babies -- yes , yes , yes -- greenlee : no ! sly little mama ! annie : ok , here i go . [ music stops when greenlee does n't catch annie ] [ scene_break ] ava : by the way , i am model material . [ colby scoffs ] colby : please -- heroin chic is so 1990s . hmm . ava : but spoiled brat is always out . colby : yeah , and just do your job . ava : oh , so you did n't get enough handouts , did you ? oh , daddy did n't give you your own company when you turned 16 ? life is so unfair ! colby : god -- ava , you think you 're the only one with issues . `` oh , how scary . look at me -- i 'm the street - smart tough girl . the world owes me a favor . and you can tell , because i wear black eye shadow . `` ava : oh , you think i 'm not tough ? you would n't last ten minutes where i 've been , little girl . colby : you know , go cry to someone who cares . i do n't have to prove jack to you . ava : oh , was it horrible when you hit your credit card limit ? was mommy mad at you ? colby : mom hid me all over the country , because no way in hell i was allowed to see my own father . no friends , no house . not even time to stand still . monster dad might catch up . and then when i decided to see for myself , find out if he was as really bad as she said he was , she cut me off . ava : she hurt your feelings ? colby : whatever . ava : she broke your heart ? colby : god , ava , what is your problem ? ava : you know , my mommy said that she wished i was never born . and then she lit up a smoke , grabbed a beer , and told me to `` move my ass , bitch . `` i was standing in the way of the tv . colby : you 're just saying that . ava : yeah . i 'm just saying that . [ scene_break ] amanda : is it lunch yet ? babe : oh , good call . bonding makes me hungry . kendall : all right , guys , coming up , we 're going to divide into groups of two . so , it 's going to be di and babe , me and amanda , and greenlee and annie . greenlee : no , come on . annie : oh , this is ridiculous . di : no , no , no -- listen , no . let -- let babe be with annie . i 'll go with greenlee . i -- i would personally love some personal greenlee time . kendall : yeah , ok -- listen , you guys . basically , the fact is that way back when , when we had problems with amanda and with babe -- amanda : wait , by `` we , `` you mean `` you , `` right ? you had problems with us . di was n't even here then . kendall : all right , the fact is that we 're all friends now . well , all of us except for -- annie : subtle , really . greenlee : ok , you know what ? fine . fine . let 's just get this over with . amanda : officially weirded out . di : yeah , this is where you draw mustaches on us and post the pictures on the web . kendall : no , this is where we guide our partners and learn to communicate effectively . amanda : yeah , like when we screamed `` ow `` ? [ di laughs ] kendall : no , this is where you have to learn how to -- di : to trust each other . kendall , i 'm sorry , but we get it , we get it . um -- can -- can you lead me to the lounge ? it 's just that i need a break from this room . babe : ok , take a left . di : ok . babe : walk about five steps . di : mm - hmm . babe : one , two -- di : here we go . kendall : ok , ok . you are going to make a right . amanda : ok . kendall : and just walk i 'd say about six steps , slowly . do n't trip over the mat . greenlee : you 're just loving this , are n't you ? annie : it 's three steps forward . greenlee : into that wall ? i do n't think so . annie : where are you going ? greenlee : if you say `` forward , `` i 'm going right . annie : uh -- there 's a wall in front of you . greenlee : yeah , i 'm sure there is . annie : greenlee , stop ! greenlee : give it to somebody who gives a -- annie : stop ! [ thud ] greenlee : oh ! annie : oh ! greenlee : ugh . annie : so much for effective communication . the word was `` stop . `` greenlee : the word is `` two - faced little mary sunshine `` ! you did that on purpose ! annie : did what on purpose ? made you a narcissistic , paranoid little bitch ? kendall : ok , all right ! ok , ok , scratch this one , all right ? we do n't have to do this game anymore . amanda : annie , can you help me in here ? greenlee : yeah -- you know what ? i 'm not done with my partner ! annie : oh ! ow ! amanda : annie , get her hair ! kendall : this is how you guys band together and help fusion ? greenlee : well , i 'm bruised . i think she broke something . annie : oh , you never stop working the room , do you ? kendall : all right , all right -- is this kindergarten ? do i have to separate you two ? annie : hey , i 'm an adult . greenlee : well , then preach it , granny . kendall : all right , all right . you know what ? the pamphlet said this might happen . that -- that there would be -- amanda : buzz kill . kendall : `` a welling of emotion and subsequent search for expression . `` amanda : i just thought it was a chick fight . di : no , you slap in a chick fight . babe : you pull hair in a chick fight . cheers . kendall : all right , you guys , we got to figure something out here . all right , ok , good . are we ready to move on ? great ! all right . circle time . annie : oh , please , this really is kindergarten . kendall : ok . now we share a fantasy . amanda : ooh , yeah , baby . [ laughter ] kendall : from your childhood . something you wanted when you were a kid , or you wish your childhood self had had . greenlee : ok , you know what ? i 'm going to hurl , seriously , right now . kendall : oh . di : ok . you -- you want me to go first ? you got it . there was this guy named clayton webb and his family owned the webb - mayron paper mill . they had a huge house . you know , tons of money . and if he just asked me to prom , or -- or to the club , you know -- babe : the club or a cotillion . di : a cotillion , right . but if he just asked me just once -- babe : we would , um -- we 'd watch the news , and they would call out the winning numbers , and our numbers were a combination of -- of mama 's birthday and mine . $ 1 million , just for the two of us . it 'd be enough money for -- for us to have a house and -- and for mama to quit her job . amanda : a pill . one pill , just once , and mama would magically be ok . she 'd never have to go to the hospital again , and if she 'd had -- had that pill , then my dad would still be -- kendall : my mother would n't have been just a child , and my father would n't have been a rapist . and my mother would have loved me from the day i was born . greenlee : a sister . lots of them . not brothers , because brothers , by definition , are boys . but sisters and girl talk and bunk beds and -- jack would have been an extra bonus . you know , a dad to keep us all in line . yeah . sisters would have been great . annie : oh -- i ca n't do this one . greenlee : oh , if i sucked it up , you 're doing it . babe : once you start , it 's not so bad . annie : my childhood was perfect . i -- i would n't change a thing . greenlee : of course , it was . ma and pa sunshine and their daughter , annie may sunshine . why are you even here ? annie : first intelligent thing you 've said all day . di : why do you have to be such a giant -- kendall : wait . stop , stop , stop . wait a minute -- i started it , i 'll take care of it . babe : why are you so mean ? greenlee : i belong here . she does n't . colby : i do n't know . ava : can you grab me one ? thank you . got it . colby : oh , are you ready for a -- oh . kendall : maybe this was n't the best exercise for us . i mean , everyone has their basic horrible childhood issues . everyone knows my beaten - into - the- ground drama . annie : you had a difficult time , and i 'm sorry about that . i am . kendall : yeah , but your childhood was n't so easy , either , was it ? i remember a while back you telling me how you had to pick yourself up by your ankle socks . if you 're not ready to talk about this with us -- annie : no , i -- whatever -- kendall : it 's ok . annie : whatever i said , i was exaggerating . i was trying to prove that i could hang with the big dogs . but the reality is , my -- my childhood was fine . if anything , i am the poster child for lack of family drama . well , except , of course , for terry , but -- kendall : you win there . kendall : i -- i know . i know , trust me . would it help to say that it 's part of her charm ? right . i promise , she 'll grow on you . di : so , the party moved up here ? babe : cozy . amanda : something came for you downstairs . it 's a rush . you 'd better take it now . annie : there 's no mail today . amanda : well , this is special delivery . di : oh ! kendall : you -- you guys ? all : whoo ! kendall : oh , there you go . you are such a bad influence . di : so nice , no ? kendall : every single one of you . if i were n't pregnant , i 'd be all over that right now . babe : but why ? come on . today is going so well . kendall : all right , it 's a total disaster , is n't it ? babe : uh -- di : what ? i mean , just because we 're all up here and greenlee 's downstairs ? babe : oops . annie : hey , you think i could put a desk up here ? i kind of like it better . kendall : no , no , no . annie , we need you to get along . you must get along . i want to be able to have this baby and not think about this place , just for a little while . in case you have n't noticed , i 'm a little bit of a control freak . babe : what ? no ! kendall : i want to be able to let go when i have this child . i missed spike 's birth . i did n't get a chance to touch him for such a long time . i want things to be different for this one . i want to have my baby and know that everything 's going to be ok , and not worry about my company , and not worry about anything . just spend time with my two kids and know that my business is safe . and i 'm afraid it 's not going to turn out that way . babe : no worries . annie : no worries . babe : i know . colby : hey , excuse me , what are you doing ? get back to the burgers . ava : colby , shh . ladies , excuse me for a moment . i just want to introduce you to the hottest , freshest , fiercest face in cosmetics . she 's got sexy eyes , luscious lips , and the rest of her -- mmm ! men want to love her , women want to be her . she 's ava ! the fusion fashionista ! come on , give it up . you can say it -- i 'm fabulous ! colby : ok -- um -- excuse her . she 's joking , kidding . she 's getting back to work , now . di : is anybody hungry ? i 'm starving . greenlee : we -- we have n't met . i 'm greenlee . i created fusion . ava : i know . you 're famous . and we 're practically related . greenlee : hmm . lily 's half sister . the one aidan devane found on the street . ava : yes . greenlee : well , since you have so much professional training and experience , you wo n't be hurt when i tell you that you 're exactly what fusion is not looking for . right down the list . wrong eyes , wrong hair , wrong skin , wrong lips . wrong , wrong , wrong , wrong . kendall : no , wait , wait . stop a second . there is something there . ava : see ? kendall : no . no , no , no . that part is true -- you are wrong in every way . but lily -- lily would be perfect for fusion green . greenlee : but the flashbulbs and the makeup -- do you want to put her through that ? kendall : there would be hurdles , but we can make this work . she 's perfect . ava : but her face looks exactly like mine . annie , i was at your wedding . everyone except di thought i was lily . now , how can we look exactly the same but i 'd be totally wrong ? that makes no sense . kendall : all right . we -- we do n't want a lily replica , we want the real thing . greenlee : you know , if anyone ever develops a hoochie mama cosmetics line , we 'll give you a reference . di : you know what ? listen , just -- just ignore her . ava : whatever . i get it . it 's no big deal . annie : you had to grind her down to make her feel like dirt , did n't you ? does that make you feel good about yourself ? do you get a thrill out of that ? greenlee : she asked for an opinion . annie : not a spike to the head . greenlee : ok , you need to take your perfect little childhood , grow up , and face reality . kendall : ok , that 's it ! that 's it . you want reality ? you two are dragging fusion down . you want to be here , but you wo n't do a damn thing to make it work . babe : you know what ? no , they want to go at it , have it out , let them . amanda : i thought you were the `` give peace a chance `` girl . babe : not anymore . di : i would n't suggest a throw down . annie 's a lot tougher than greenlee thinks . babe : ok , fine . then how about -- i got it . a duel with fusion products , huh ? let 's see who really has the fusion chops . greenlee : well , she just got here , so -- di : well , you 've been out of the loop for a while , so maybe your mad skills have gone stone cold . kendall : all right , all right . you know what ? forget all of this kumbaya crap that i 've been pulling on you guys all day , ok ? babe is right . this is about the two of you , so this is what we 're going to do . it 's going to be annie versus greenlee . a fusion makeup make - off . di : total train wreck material . amanda : i ca n't tear my eyes away . babe : someone grab a camera . kendall : all right , time 's up . greenlee : i think i 've captured the essence of annie . annie : i revealed the real greenlee . colby : ooh . kendall : oh . babe : hmm . kendall : well , brava . share your work with us , ladies . greenlee : well , i think i 've captured the sweet , open , uncomplicated essence of my model . simplicity , but unclouded with sexual allure , or any deep or emotional thought whatsoever . basic woman at her most basic . annie : what the -- di : `` easy . `` babe : i have wet wipes in my purse . kendall : all right , all right . annie : well , let me show you my impression . greenlee : oh -- are you crazy ? annie : i call this howl , daring . a kind of `` no such thing as bad press , `` `` flash the paparazzi `` kind of style . just short of man - eating and desperate . kendall : ok . all right . thank you . thank you very much , ladies . amanda : it 's like watching the girl who comes in with her friends sober from work , and leaves , gets loaded with the bad boy whose name she does n't know . babe : does that really happen ? di and amanda : oh , yeah ! amanda : the sober / drunk , nice / naughty thing . babe : oil and water . amanda : girly and goth . iced tea and cosmos . babe : day to night . amanda : that 's it . babe : oh , my god , you two , come here ! oh , you guys just found fusion 's next big thing ! this is it , this is it . this could be our next campaign after fusion green . maybe the winter campaign . amanda : the day to night shift . kendall : ok , all right . this is good , this is good . two compacts ? babe : no -- one compact . amanda : day on one side , flip it over -- kendall : night on the other ! all right ! colby : hey , i 'd buy it . greenlee : ok , it needs work . annie : god , you ca n't give anybody props or credit , can you ? greenlee : it has promise . annie : it 'll be huge . greenlee : with a lot of work ! kendall : all right , obviously . ok , we -- listen to me . yes , it needs work , and -- and concentration and focus and devotion , and who better to do that than the two women who inspired it ? di : ah . thank you . annie : i do n't know what you mean . di : yes , you do . annie : no , i do n't . greenlee : you 're delegating to me ? kendall : we need you . we need both of you together . take all of that crazy fire that you guys have and make it work for us . greenlee and annie : no ! babe : no . no , no , no , no . i 'll be the one to say no to that , because you heard her . fusion needs you . kendall : mm - hmm . di : it could be huge . amanda : can we watch you guys again ? that was a lot of fun . kendall : all right , all right . listen -- ok , first thing tomorrow , di , babe , and myself , we will work on fusion green , and annie and greenlee will bang out concept and development for day to night . no more dragging us down , guys . you two are going to boost us sky - high . thank you , darling . all right , come on . amanda : whoo - hoo ! di : here we go . babe : to fusion ! amanda : oh , look . [ flutes play `` yankee doodle `` as fireworks explode in the sky above fusion 's rooftop ] annie : oh ! [ next_on ] jonathan : have dinner with me tonight . ava : excuse me ? j.r. : i 'm still a part of chandler . adam : tell that to slater . he 's your boss . kendall : i have an important question for you , lily , and please think about it , because your answer may change both of our lives . | `` day of independence `` |
tad : so far babe has survived a flash flood , giving birth in the middle of nowhere , and a heart scare . i 'm sure she 's going to beat this . j.r. : yeah , well , whatever `` this `` is . tad : what do you think it is ? tad : what ? j.r. : well , when i think of sweet , little bess back home missing her mommy because babe was -- you know , i hate myself for even thinking this . tad : thinking what ? j.r. : babe may have a drug problem . [ scene_break ] babe : bess and j.r. -- krystal : oh , they 're fine . babe : what -- what am i doing in the hospital ? i -- the last thing i remember i was -- david : i thought you were reckless and irresponsible when you stayed out all night drinking . now i found out you 've been doing drugs . so , go ahead , i want to hear it . tell me one more time how she deserves to keep bianca 's baby . [ scene_break ] mark : erica ? bianca : mom ? what is it ? what 's wrong ? mom , are you all right ? mom ? erica : i do n't want you hurt anymore . you 've suffered enough . it 's his fault . it 's all his fault . it 's got to stop ! i wo n't let him get you . i -- i wo n't . bianca : what 's got to stop , mom ? who are you trying to protect me from ? erica : him . mark , it 's him . it 's -- it 's daddy . mark : it 's all right , erica . he ca n't hurt you anymore . erica : yes , he can . he does . and he never stops , mark . he never stops . everywhere i go , everywhere , he 's there , he 's watching . mark : listen to me -- look at me ! [ erica gasps ] mark : our father is here because -- because you 're not finished with him . erica : oh , i want it to be finished , mark . i want it to be over . leave me alone . mark : erica , it 's been so many years . why are you so frightened of him now ? erica : he wants to tell me something , and i do n't want to hear it . mark : what , what does he want to tell you ? erica : i do n't know , i do n't know . i just -- i do n't want to hear it . i just want it to stop . please , mark , please , just tell me how to make it stop . mark : we 'll help you make it stop , erica . we 'll make sure he rots exactly where he belongs . do you understand me ? listen to me . you 're a lot stronger than you think you are . trust me . trust jack , your daughters , your friends . bianca : we 're here , mom . jack : and we love you . erica : oh , no , please . please -- please , do n't . no , please -- man 's voice : happy birthday to you erica : please , no -- no -- no more , no more . man 's voice : happy birthday erica : please -- man 's voice : to you happy birthday dear erica happy birthday to you erica : oh , no ! no ! no ! no ! man 's voice : happy birthday to you [ scene_break ] krystal : babe does not do drugs , controlled or otherwise . david : oh , no , of course she does n't . that 's why this tox report shows the latest club drug coursing through her system . babe : no , no , it 's -- it 's a mistake . i did n't take anything . david : blood work does n't lie , babe -- unlike you and your mother . krystal : you know what ? your bedside manner could use a little overhaul , not to mention your fatherly concern . ca n't you see that she is scared witless ? ok , babe . look , let 's you and me figure this out . now , last night at sos , is there a chance that maybe you picked up somebody 's drink by accident ? babe : no -- no , i would never drink out of somebody else 's drink . i swear , i do n't know how this happened . krystal : ok , all right , settle down . the important thing is you 're all right . babe : dr. hayward ? you believe me , do n't you ? i -- i did n't take anything . david : honestly , babe , i do n't know what to believe . babe : i swear , mom , on my baby 's memory , i did n't take anything . i 'm not lying . krystal : i know , honey . but if you did n't knowingly take anything -- babe : well , why would somebody do this to me ? who would want to drug me ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : she was definitely high when she collapsed , and you -- you heard what james said . tad : that she was acting strangely at the club . j.r. : well , she was hitting on ryan 's brother . tad : you think if she was high , she was high on purpose ? j.r. : i hate to think that way , but that 's the way it looks . what if she would have done this at home , collapsed while she was holding bess ? tad : she did n't , j.r. , and bess is safe . j.r. : yeah , but what am i going to do ? tad : the first thing you do is talk to your wife . find out what 's really going on . do n't start asking weird questions and driving yourself crazy . j.r. : well , if i find out that she really did n't take this drug , and some lowlife slipped it to her , i 'm going to find him . i 'm going to hunt him down . he better pray that i do n't . tad : j.r. , as long as you are here , babe needs you to be calm , ok ? jamie : hey , j.r. you want to know who doped up your wife ? why do n't you ask your friend the dealer i saw you talking to . [ scene_break ] krystal : you owe babe a big , fat apology . david : are you out of your mind ? i 'm not apologizing for anything . you want me to keep my mouth shut about miranda , but yet you expect me to just hand bianca 's baby off to an unfit mother ? krystal : babe is the best mother on this planet . and let me tell you something -- she does not lie . if she said she did n't take that drug , then i believe her . david : if you or your daughter told me that the sun rose from the east , i would have it checked and double - checked . that 's how much your word means to me . tad : well , i can see fatherhood has n't changed you much . you 're still a jerk . david : i do n't need this . krystal : ok , wait a minute . somebody slipped babe one hell of a mickey , and i 'm going to prove it . i 'm going to find out who messed her up if it takes my last breath . david : well , good for you . happy hunting . [ scene_break ] j.r. : james , you 're right . you 're right . i almost did it . babe nearly died because of me . jamie : whoa , whoa -- what ? j.r. : when you told me about seth dealing , i confronted him about it . i told him to get lost or i 'd feed him to the cops . i do n't think he liked it too much . in fact , he was kind of bent . what if he slipped something to babe just to get back at me ? did you happen to see him at the nightclub ? jamie : no . j.r. : well , did you leave babe alone at any time ? jamie : i mean , we were together , but not , like , every second . i went up to the bar to settle the bill , and i lost sight of her . j.r. : that 's enough . jamie : j.r. -- [ scene_break ] jack : erica ? erica , can you hear me ? bianca : mom , what 's wrong ? mark : erica , you were out of it for a minute there . are you ok ? do you remember ? was it father ? what did he do ? jack : erica , it 's all right . we 're all here . what did your father do ? erica : all these years , i told myself the same story -- that my father just forgot that night . just -- forgot my birthday party the night that richard fields -- jack : you 're safe . sweetheart , you 're safe . nobody -- nobody is going to hurt you . erica : my father knew . he did n't forget about me . he knew . he knew what richard fields would do to me . my father planned it . he -- set it up . he -- set me up . bianca : mom , what are you saying ? erica : my father did n't forget me . he did n't forget my birthday party . and he did n't forget to invite the other guests . [ erica sighs ] erica : there were no other guests . just one . my father stayed away on purpose . left me alone so that richard fields could -- could do what he did to me . opal : oh , lord . mark : erica , are you sure ? erica : i could never face it . but now it 's -- it 's really staring me in the face , and i ca n't escape it . i 'll never escape it . my father -- erica : sold me to the man who -- who raped me . it was the morning after my rape . i was in my bedroom . my party dress was all ripped and rumpled up on the floor . i heard men 's voices -- my father 's . and -- and i recognized the other voice was richard fields . i was terrified . but finally , i got up my nerve and i went to the door . i -- i opened it a crack . there they were . my father and -- and the man who raped me . and i watched them , and i -- i saw them . they were -- they were smoking cigars , and they were drinking scotch . they were laughing really loud , like they were sharing some private joke . and i remember thinking at the time , `` oh , if my daddy knew what that monster had done to me , he would just put a bullet through his head . `` and looking at richard fields smile that matinee - idol smile of his that just made me want to vomit . and that 's when he said it . that 's when richard fields said , `` thanks , eric . a deal 's a deal . now i 'll make your movie . `` my rape was all an eric kane production . my father , the deal maker . `` i 'll give you top billing . i 'll give you a limo and a driver . and i 'll give you -- i 'll give you my daughter . `` jack : erica , what your father did , it was unforgivable . but , sweetheart , it was not your fault . in no way are you to blame . erica : my father handed me over to a child molester to save his career . he handed me over to a rapist to make a movie . that 's how much my father loved me . that 's how much i meant to him . mark : would i have seen the bastard on his deathbed , i 'd have pulled the plug myself . myrtle : i hope the hounds of hell are gnawing his bones ! bianca : mom , i 'm -- i 'm so sorry for what happened to you . erica : i know you think i 'm selfish , that i took your pain and i made it worse by adding all mine to it . oh , but please believe me , sweetheart . i do n't want this pain to be yours more than anything , my sweetheart . i want to spare you . [ scene_break ] david : you got lucky this time around , babe . the drug did n't do any permanent damage . you can go home today . babe : thank you . dr. hayward ? you 've saved my life twice now . how am i ever going to be able to repay you ? david : well , you can start by telling me what really went down last night . babe : and i already told you what happened . david : babe , i know that your life is anything but easy right now , and i would understand if -- if you took the drug to -- to forget , to escape -- babe : there 's no drug that can make me forget the craziness that 's going on in my life right now . so for the last time , i did n't take anything -- at least , not on purpose . david : so that 's your story . babe : i 'm sticking to it . hey -- i may owe you for saving my life , but you do n't owe me anything , not as a doctor or a dad . i just want you to do what 's right for you , so if telling the truth is going to help you look yourself in the mirror , then -- then by all means , tell the world that bess is really bianca 's miranda . [ scene_break ] tad : how 's babe ? krystal : she was doing fine until david popped off and made her sound like a junkie . i mean , really , tad -- i mean , would she mess with dope when she 's got a baby lying at home ? tad : no . i do n't think so . i know you did n't raise her to be foolish or irresponsible . krystal : i 'd like to hear her new daddy tell her . tad : look , krystal , if david is too stupid to know what kind of person your daughter is , then he does n't deserve to be her father . [ scene_break ] babe : every time i see bianca , my heart hurts . i know that yours hurts , too , because you love her just like i do . you getting her baby back to her -- that 'd be like the best gift you could ever give her . david : if it 's such a great gift , babe , why do n't you do it ? babe : half of me wanted to . the other half , i just could n't do it . david : but you 're still willing to let me make the decision . babe : just because -- just because you 're my father , i do n't expect you to side with me . i do n't even mean anything to you . why would i ? i 'm practically a stranger . but bianca -- there 's a lot of love between you two . she 's more yours than i am . but if you do decide to tell my secret , i just have one favor to ask you , and it 's kind of a biggie . david : what would that be ? babe : can you do it in some way where it wo n't come back to hurt my mama ? david : i 'm sorry , i do n't understand . babe : i was just -- i was thinking maybe -- maybe you could act like that you figured it out on your own , or maybe that you got some hunch from the wedding , from what kendall said . whatever you think is believable , just as long as it does n't include mama , because if everyone finds out how long she 's known and when she knew and what she did to keep this baby in my arms -- dr. hayward , the whole town is never going to forgive her , and neither will tad . after everything she 's done to protect me , i just ca n't stand there and watch her get torn to pieces . please , can you just help her ? [ scene_break ] erica : you came here because you wanted honesty , but i know , i am very sure that i gave you more than you wanted to know . it was more than i wanted to know . i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry . i did n't mean to depress you . opal : hon , please . you do not need to apologize . what came out here , i mean , horrible as it was , it sorely needed to come out . myrtle : and now , darling , you can get help dealing with it , and go on . erica : deal with it ? deal with it ? well , no , i 'm not going to be dealing with it . i mean , it was bad enough that i -- that i said it once . i mean , there 's no way that i 'm going to be spending months or even years , maybe , reliving the darkest moment of my life on some analyst 's couch . jack : erica , please . erica : oh , jack , please do n't . please do n't stop me . please , i -- i need this drink . i need the warmth . i need the blurred images . i need the fuzzy edges . please do n't stop me . jack : ok , i wo n't stop you . but i will offer you something . something better . erica : jack , if anyone ever needed a drink , i do . jack : how many years have we spent loving each other ? i 'm not just talking about you and me . mark , myrtle , opal . kendall , bianca . we 're here because we love you , because we need you . please need us and not that . there 's no love in that glass , erica , and we will never let you down . opal : he 's right , sweetheart . whatever it takes to get you through this , we are here for you . we will step up . we do n't want to lose you . erica : oh , i do n't want to lose you , either . i just , i just , i just hate the way i feel ! kendall : mother , can i help you ? mother , please . please listen to me . i know how you feel about your father . i feel the same way about mine . myrtle : darling , darling , alcohol will not make you forget . i mean , that 's a con , a trick . it 's smoke , it 's mirrors . this kind of pain -- you have to meet it head - on . erica : no , i 'm not strong enough . bianca : oh , that is not true . every bit of strength that i have , i got from you . when i was starving myself to death , it was your strength that pulled me back . please , mom . please let me do that for you now . opal : sweetheart , you know everybody in this room loves you to pieces . there 's no way we would let you fight that fight all alone . now , if you need support , you need comfort , you need love , come to us . get it from the people that love you , not from the bottle . kendall : whatever you want , anything , anytime . we miss you . we want you back . erica : but did n't you hear anything i said ? i -- i do n't want to discuss this . really , i mean that . please -- i just -- i do n't want to discuss it , and i do n't want to think about it , and i really want to just pretend that it never happened . bianca : that 's exactly the way i felt when i lost miranda . i did n't want it to be real . i did n't want to face the pain . i needed help . i still do . mama , please . you help me , i 'll help you . we can do this together . please ? jack : we ca n't stand by and watch you destroy yourself . we ca n't do that . if you continue drinking , we 're going to have to walk away . mark : it 's your choice , erica . your family or that glass of wine . it 's up to you . [ erica sobs as she pours her wine into a potted plant ] [ scene_break ] krystal : i may be thick , but where i come from , blood stands for blood , through good and bad . i mean , how can david look at that sweet girl 's eyes and not want her to have the world ? tad : krystal , you ca n't let him yank you around . listen , you got too much on your plate right now to let somebody like david hurt you or your daughter . krystal : you 're one special guy , tad . no matter what happens , i want you to know that i think you 're a hell of a guy . tad : what 's that supposed to mean ? what 's going to happen ? krystal : nothing . i do n't know . i just think you 're one hell of a guy . [ scene_break ] david : all right , let 's say that i did exactly as you asked -- i told everyone that i somehow figured out the baby switch on my own . that 's no guarantee that krystal would walk . babe : you 're right . tad 's no dummy . david : well , that 's still up for debate . babe : you know , he 'd want to know who jimmied the dna test , and guaranteed , mama would be first on his list . [ babe sighs ] david : she 's really a hero , is n't she ? babe : she 's more than my hero . she was everything to me growing up -- all i had and all i needed . david : you two must have been a great team . babe : my mama gave me life , dr. hayward . she gave me a good life . it 's all that she ever wanted for me , and that 's all that i want for her now . david : sounds like your mother did a great job doing double duty , mother and father . babe : it 's nothing for you to feel bad about . it 's not like you ditched me and you were a deadbeat dad or anything . you did n't even know about me . i did n't even know about you . david : i guess this is where i say something paternal , right ? babe : you do n't have to be a dad to me . mama always said , and i fully believe it , that everything happens the way it 's supposed to . and i think about bess ' daddy , michael cambias , and what a monster he was . and i think about if i give bess back to bianca , his ghost could haunt her forever , and that 's when i just want to hold on to that baby and never , ever let her go . [ scene_break ] jack : erica , what can i do for you ? anything , anything at all . just tell me . erica : will you sit with me in my room ? jack : you bet . you bet . erica : thank you . you had more faith in me than i had in myself . thank you for all the love . thank you for not judging me . mark : i 'm staying at the valley inn . if you decide you want to go into treatment , you let me know . i 'll take you there . erica : thank you . thank you , mark . myrtle : you are going to whip this , do you hear ? we 're going to be with you every step of the way . my girl . myrtle : oh , yes . opal : i am so proud of you . i knew you had n't lost your courage . erica : kendall , i am so sorry that i slapped you . kendall : i did n't even feel it . erica : oh . kendall : can i ask you something , mother ? erica : of course , of course . kendall : when you look at me now , who do you see ? erica : i see you , kendall . only you . only you , honey , the daughter that i love . and you , bianca . i love you . i love you both so much . do n't you ever forget that . [ scene_break ] kendall : that last piece of the puzzle , it makes so much sense . finally . i mean , no wonder -- no wonder erica hated me and pushed me away . it was n't just about the rape , what my father did to her . but it was also what her father did to her . how do you even begin to live with that ? mark : step by painful step . bianca : we need to help mom now , kendall . she needs us now . more than ever . [ scene_break ] erica : i wanted that drink more than air . jack : i know . erica : the only reason i could resist was because i did get a better offer . your love . my family 's . jack : well , just so you know , that love is always there , and always will be . erica : i 'll go . jack : go ? erica : i 'll go . i 'll get help . [ scene_break ] susan lucci : alcoholism not only affects the abuser , but their friends and families , as well . it can cause pain , chaos , tension , and may eventually tear families apart . but hope and support are available . organizations like al- anon 's family groups have been offering comfort and hope to friends and families of alcoholics for over 53 years . to help them , you have to help yourself first . [ next_on ] tad : you trying to tell me something ? are you leaving ? danielle : i 'm a prisoner . j.r. : stay away from that guy , ok ? jamie : why do n't you want me to talk to seth ? bianca : i had a dream last night that miranda was still alive . david : there 's no way you can say that bianca deserves to be without a child . | erica confesses to jack , bianca , kendall , myrtle , opal , and her brother that she remembers what happened when she was raped . her father pedalled her off to richard fields in exchange for richard to promote his movie . she admits that she can not face it and needs to drink , until her brother tells her she must choose between her drink and her family . she chooses her family at that time and admits to jack that she wants to stop drinking and get help . |
[ hip - hop music plays ] reggie : where is your common sense bringing lily to a party like this ? sam : it 's just a bunch of people hanging out . lighten up . reggie : lighten up ? are you drinking light or is that fully loaded ? sam : are you the beer police ? reggie : look , sam , if you want to drink , drink , all right ? i do n't care . but when you 're with my sister , you have to set an example . how did you two get here anyway ? i know j did n't drop you off . lily : he did n't have to . sam has a car . he 's driving . [ scene_break ] josh : i 'd say i 'm sorry for bumping into you , but i 'm not . were n't you talking to the dj ? danielle : he needed a little pep talk . josh : thanks for putting in a word . big improvement . might even have to dance . danielle : hmm . josh : you always get your way ? danielle : oh , i try . josh : i 'm josh . danielle : danielle . josh : pine valley turning out to be a lot more beautiful than i expected . danielle : oh , so you 're new to town ? i know what that 's like . josh : did n't want to sit around with unpacked boxes . thought this might be a good way to meet some new friends . danielle : well , consider me your first friend . welcome to pine valley . [ scene_break ] [ fireworks ] j.r. : you got proof my mom is a fake ? i want to hear it . babe : why do n't you just chill ? come on , enjoy the fireworks . j.r. : you know , a lot more is going to explode if you do n't start talking . babe : i 'm going go take little adam for a walk . j.r. : no , you 're not . you 're not going anywhere . my dad says you 've got proof . do n't sit on it , babe . you better start spitting it out . adam : yeah , babe , please . spit it out . [ scene_break ] ruth : they will thank us for this , wo n't they ? opal : oh , yeah . you know , sometimes a rooster just needs a little shove toward the hen house . buy you a corn dog ? ruth : ooh . love corn dogs . opal : let 's go get one . ruth : oh , look . the grand finale 's starting . opal : oh , yeah . well , with any luck at all , there will be a few fireworks in there , as well , huh ? ruth : yes . [ scene_break ] di : locked ? tad : yeah . di : is this opal and ruth 's way of fixing us ? just lock us up together until we come to our senses ? tad : looks like it . di : you and me , it 's -- it 's impossible , is n't it ? tad : i 'm getting married , dixie . di : packing your own set of firecrackers . who 's the lucky gal ? tad : krystal carey . she 's -- she 's babe 's mother . di : babe 's mother , right . i 've heard a lot about her . adam , j.r . tad : yeah . yeah , i 'm sure it was nothing but rosebuds from those two . so , no questions , no comments ? no `` what the hell are you doing with your life `` ? di : is that what you want ? tad : no . no , i mean , i 'd be happy with your congratulations at this point . you 're not remotely curious as to why i 'd be setting myself up for a decade of conjugal visits ? di : i -- i ca n't really say anything or question your choice . i lost that right a long time ago . tad : let 's get out of here . mom , enough is enough . open the damn door . mama ! you know , do n't take this the wrong way . you know how much i love opal , but when we get out of here , i 'm going to tear her head off . maybe there 's something in here . di : tad ? tad : what ? di : can we try to find our way to some -- some kind of peace ? i mean , i ca n't -- i ca n't take back all the pain i 've caused , but is there something i can say , do , to make it easier now ? tad : no . no . i took notes . i know all about why you stayed away , why you came back , who you are , who you 're not , all your guilt and doubt about the two of us , and you 're probably right . we would 've tanked . so , no , i 'm good . di : that 's a load of garbage . tad : you know what ? do n't . you 've yanked me around enough . who the hell are you to question me about how i feel about anything ? [ scene_break ] babe : you know , you get any hotter , we could roast weenies and marshmallows off your head . adam : no , no , babe , babe , it 's time . let 's have it . j.r. : this is your source of proof ? sure you want to stick with that story ? adam : if i have to choke it out of her . babe : oh , now , that does n't sound like the holiday family bonding dixie was aiming for . hi . where is dixie anyway ? i want to thank her for inviting me . ruth : oh , well , you just missed her . babe : you have any idea where she is ? opal : well , she said something about having her hands full for a bit . ruth : we can only hope . babe : maybe she could use my help . opal : oh , i do n't think she could use your help just now , no . where is little adam ? come on , let 's go find his gift . ruth : oh , let 's go . opal : oh , there he is . babe : see you guys . j.r. : you 're lying . or you are , and i 'm going to find out which one of you it is . babe : your mama went through a lot of trouble to make this happen today , j.r. do n't you break her heart by doing something stupid . where is my big boy ? opal : there he is . babe : hi , sugie ! adam : she pours it on thick , does n't she ? j.r. : it 's you , is n't it ? the moment i get my mother back , you want to make her a fraud . adam : j.r. , you think i would claim babe as my source if it were n't true ? i 'm on the level , j.r . i 'm concerned about you . j.r. : are you trying to make me hate you ? because you 're doing a bang - up job of it . adam : somebody has to be levelheaded about that impostor . j.r. : oh , you ca n't give it up , can you ? you want to work it . you want to gnaw to the bone . well , i 'm sick of it , and i 'm sick of you ! adam : j.r. , i have your best interests at heart . j.r. : no , your interests , not mine . that 's why i 'm going to take my son and my mother and get out of your house and your life . adam : j.r. , no , no . do n't let this con artist come between us . j.r. : i 'm going to find my mother and get out of here . babe : what was that ? opal : yes , it is ! [ scene_break ] jack : ah . brooke : pie . i 've got pie . jack : oh , yeah . brooke : over this way . jack : i already had some , and it 's really good . i 'll help you . brooke : i hope everybody likes apple . mimi : why is my daughter still gone ? derek : our daughter and reggie went somewhere more peaceful to watch the fireworks . mimi : the fireworks are over . where are they ? derek : you know what ? why do n't you give her some space , mimi ? you 've done enough . mimi : oh , that 's it . blame it on me . derek : dani was fine until she took off after you and livia . then she came back all shook up . what did you say to her ? mimi : nothing . i did n't even -- oh , no . thanks a lot , livia . now you 've made a bigger mess of everything ! livia : i do n't even know what you 're talking about . mimi : she opened her mouth and dredged up my affair with lucas . dani probably heard . you just had to go bring up that whole paternity mess . livia : i had no idea that dani was listening . derek : no wonder she 's upset . mimi : and then you -- you let her go off to who knows where . jack : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . wherever she is , at least you know she 's with reggie , ok ? mimi : oh , and that 's supposed to make me feel better after i caught them -- derek : look , mimi , enough , all right ? dani , look , when you get this , give me a call , all right ? jack : you know wherever they are that sam and lily are probably with them , right ? brooke : listen , why do n't you all pack up . i 'll bring the car around , so we do n't have to lug all this stuff . jack : good idea . brooke : my keys are not in here . [ scene_break ] [ hip - hop music plays ] reggie : rule number one -- no drinking and driving , especially when the car is n't yours . sam : i 'm not drunk . reggie : yeah . sam : fine , keep the beer . give me the keys . i 'll take lily home . reggie : no , that 's not going to happen . all right , do not move a muscle . i 'm going to go find dani and take you guys back to the park . [ scene_break ] danielle : looks like i 'm running a little empty . how about a refill ? josh : are you sure you do n't want some food , too ? danielle : that 'd be great . a hotdog with everything , hold the onion josh : save my place . reggie : dani , what 's up , baby ? where have you been ? well , it does n't matter . get your stuff . we got to go . danielle : uh , we just got here . reggie : yeah , i know it sucks , but lily -- i got to get lily and sam back to the park . the kid had car keys in one hand and a beer in another , and there 's no way i 'm letting him take lily anywhere . danielle : ok , i get that , but i 'm having a good time . look , francesca 's here from fusion . i 'll just -- i 'll hitch a ride with her . reggie : dani , what 's with you ? danielle : nothing . i 'm actually having a good time . look , do n't just expect me to salute , `` yes , sir , no , sir , right away , sir , `` and hop in the car . i do n't take orders from anybody -- not my parents and not you . reggie : whatever . danielle : whatever . happy independence day . [ scene_break ] di : i mean , do you think this is how i wanted it ? i 'd give anything to make it all different . i 'd be the dixie you want . you think i did any of this to -- to mess with your life ? i mean , this is exactly what i was so afraid of . tad : what ? being locked in a dark room with me ? di : hurting you , tad . one reason i stayed away is because i was so afraid of seeing that look on your face . the trouble is that the longer i stayed , the worse i made it . you know , if i could wish it all away , i would . i have a million `` i wishes . `` i wish that car had never skidded off the -- the side of the road . i wish our daughter was here in my arms . i wish i could undo all of this , but i ca n't . is there any way we can -- we can let go of the anger ? tad : i 'm a jerk . i just wanted my dixie back . i 've got no right to expect you to be somebody that you 're not . i do n't know -- how many times did you tell me things were different , that you 'd changed ? i guess i just -- i did n't listen . did n't want to , i guess . why listen when it 's so much easier to be angry ? boy , you went through hell , and i put you through more of it . i had no right . i 'm sorry . the fact that you 're alive is a miracle . i thank god every day for it . so , ok . no more guilt , no more anger . i promise . but i do need your help . there is something i want from you . di : yeah . anything . anything , name it . it 's yours . [ scene_break ] tom : where do you want these ? brooke : oh , just in there . derek : dani , please do n't make me leave a hundred messages . call me . jack : lily , i thought we had an agreement that you would never , ever turn your cell phone off . remember that ? well , call me the minute you get this , please . derek : no luck ? jack : no , let me try reggie . reggie , where are you ? reggie : j , i 'm right here . jack : in that case , where were you ? derek : where 's danielle ? mimi : is she with you ? reggie : dani is fine . brooke , you missing something ? brooke : where did you get those ? reggie : sam . he borrowed your car . brooke : are you kidding me ? reggie : and i caught the kid drinking a beer , too . sam : no , he 's totally blowing it out of proportion . jack : sam , stop talking . reggie , good catch . brooke : sam ? with me , now . lily : i do n't understand . you said we could go . derek : reggie , where is dani ? mimi : why is n't she with you ? reggie : she wanted to stay at the party , ok ? she had a friend that was going to take her home . mimi : so you just left her ? reggie : at least i talked to her before i did . garret : whoa , easy there , young man . jack : hey , hey , i 'll take care of this . derek : ok , look -- jack : reggie , do n't push it . derek : where is the party , reggie ? reggie : it 's at the north end of the beach , right next to the main lifeguard tower . i mean , it 's nothing outrageous , though . no reason for the chief of police to come by and crash the party . derek : livia ? livia : i 'll go with you . tom , can i meet you at home ? tom : sure , i 'll take our car . i 'll see you . mimi : i 'm going with you . derek : no , you know what ? it might be better if you did n't ride along . mimi : oh , do n't even . [ scene_break ] [ hip - hop music plays ] danielle : you mean to tell me you have parent problems ? josh : every morning -- wake up , check the mirror , make sure i have not morphed into my dad . danielle : oh , no , you do n't . josh : the day i see him looking back at me , i will shave my head , fly to tibet , and become a monk . danielle : oh , that sounds scary -- the parent part , not the shaved head . josh : got to do whatever it takes to keep the parent off - guard . danielle : oh , i feel you on that . i mean , my parents are on permanent spin , and when they 're not shredding each other , they try to play me like i 'm some type of video game . press this button , i jump , press that button , i smile . tilt the joystick , i roll over and play good girl . josh : remind me to keep my hands off the joystick . danielle : do they ever ease up ? i mean , i thought they eased up at some point . josh : they just find new tactics . no matter what the game , the age , the topic , they 're aliens . danielle : oh , help me now . josh : it 's not hopeless . as soon as you realize that they 're more messed - up than you 'll ever be , they ca n't touch you . danielle : but they -- they can break all the rules and they get away with it . josh : lay down your own set , they 've got to fall in line . danielle : exactly my plan . my own rules , nobody else 's . oh -- all gone . one more ? josh : are you sure ? danielle : hey , do n't go morphing on me now . i 'm having way too much fun to shave my head and hide out in the himalayas . josh : but i bet you 'd look hot in those robes . [ scene_break ] adam : i hope you drown . babe : i hope you choke . adam : is this what you wanted ? is this -- is this how you planned it ? to turn my son against me ? babe : i 'm not the one who told you to open your big mouth to j.r. and get him all amped up about dixie . you probably blew everything . adam : i can handle my son . babe : mm - hmm , yeah , i saw . but i do get the picture . you 're afraid to take a chance on me , but that 's your call . but if you do n't , dixie stays j.r. 's mama , and you could lose out on everything . adam : do n't pretend to give me advice on how to raise my son . and do n't think for a minute i 'm going to get big mama out of the slammer until you tell me everything you know about that fraud . and if it 's not rock solid , if it 's not incontrovertible , if it does n't get dixie deceiver out of my life for good -- babe : i 've got all the proof that you need . j.r. is going to be convinced ten times over that his long - lost mama is a fake . but until i 'm hugging my mama on this side of the bars , you get a whole lot of nothing . [ scene_break ] lily : dad , why do you and reggie always try to get rid of my boyfriend ? jack : honey , nobody wants to get rid of your boyfriend . lily : reggie does . reggie : it depends on what you mean by `` get rid of . `` jack : look , honey , i just think that sam could put you in some real danger . and you should thank reggie , not be angry with him . lily : will you let me see sam again ? jack : well , i do n't know , honey . sam -- sam 's got a lot to learn . lily : he 's very smart . jack : yeah . well , we 'll see how smart he is . i 'm sure brooke is bringing home the message right now . [ scene_break ] brooke : make yourself comfortable . this is going to be the unabridged version . sam : i said i was sorry . brooke : it 's not good enough . if you think that staying with me and the martins entitles you to a free pass , then you might as well pack your bags and head out to california right now . you talk to jamie about volumes 1 through 10 of the `` dos and don'ts , `` and number one on the list is never drink and drive . and also on the short list is do not steal my car . you break the rules , you suffer the consequences . sam : no , no . please do n't tell me i 'm grounded . brooke : oh , yeah -- as a gravedigger 's boot . sam : brooke , i only took your car because i wanted to get -- brooke : no buts , no excuses , and no `` i can handle it . `` i want you to etch this on the inside of your mind , or i will do it for you . my little girl died because someone thought that they could handle getting behind the wheel of a car after they had been drinking . so nobody under my roof will ever take that risk . understood ? [ scene_break ] [ hip - hop music plays ] danielle : wait , so you 've been a doctor and an investment banker ? wow , my parents would love you . josh : graduated med school , not the full deal , and i blew off wall street . danielle : did you ever blow it out down in soho ? josh : loved it . danielle : lived it . new york city resident for years . why 'd you leave the street ? josh : all those bipolar workaholics tweaked out on caffeine and greed , throwing down other people 's money . odds are worse than vegas . clients win , lose -- no problem . the boys still pick up their commissions . danielle : not a bad living . josh : boredom quotient way too high . danielle : oh , i 'm anything but bored right now . this is the best party i 've hit in a while . josh : what party ? danielle : the one with all the people , the music . josh : what are you thinking right now ? danielle : when are you going to kiss me ? josh : right now . derek : you have a permit for this party ? danielle : oh , god . josh : looks like the cops are going to bust up the party . danielle : get me out of here . josh : are you wanted by the law ? danielle : just by my mom and dad . [ scene_break ] [ all talking ] adam : ok , come on . cut the bs and tell me what i want to know . babe : believe it or not , adam , i have been trying to do the right thing -- eyes forward , straight and narrow all the way . adam : yeah , that would be a first . opal : here , you want to come to mama ? babe : oh , hey , hey . no trans fats . see , adam , i am looking out for you in all kinds of ways . adam : mm - hmm . babe : if you want to hold on to j.r. , you need me . adam : you 'd like me to think that . babe : you know it 's true . dixie 's on her way to becoming my new best friend . and j.r. -- he 'd bark at the moon or bite your head off if she asked him to . the short version of this is you 're toast . adam : unless i take you up on your offer . babe : and as much as i 've loved having j.r. 's mama around to work her magic , so i can spend more time with little adam , i am willing to give that up for one thing -- to get my mama out of prison . so you -- you 're going to either set her free , or you 're going to rot in that nasty old tomb that you call a house with only winifred to wheel you out on the porch and shove smashed bananas in your mouth . think fast , adam . [ scene_break ] tad : i may have blown it with j.r. , but hopefully you can still get through to him . di : i hope i can . i mean , all i want is for him to -- to be happy . you know , i want him and jamie to be as close as they were when they were kids , and if you and -- and j.r. could just try to start working -- tad : forget it , dixie . me and j.r. is too big a miracle , even for you . di : it 's -- it 's not . those things are in him to -- to forgive , to love . did n't we both teach him those things ? they just -- they got buried . tad : i failed him . and in doing so , i failed you , too . i 'm sorry . all this stuff with babe and jamie , the baby , put everybody through hell . but i just thought that j.r. was so far gone . the real weird thing is , i mean , if i had to do it all over again , i would n't change anything or do anything differently . how screwy is that ? di : completely . but you had a truly awful choice to make . you help one child , hurt the other . no matter how hard you tried , you could n't win . tad : with you back to protect him from adam , j.r. has got a chance , but only one chance . give him -- give him what you can , all the love that he needs . promise me . di : tad , i -- i wish this were easier . tad : yeah , you 're not the only one . hey , it 's not like we have n't been here before . i was just a little slow out of the box this time . i 'm not going to lie to you . i still feel it . di : i ca n't lie about that either . there was a reason we said `` together forever . `` j.r. : mom ! hey , mom , where are you ? tad : we 're in here , j.r. ! door 's locked from the outside . can you open it ? j.r. : what 's going on ? tad : this is my two mothers ' idea of a little holiday humor . got to make sure i remember to take away their dessert . j.r. : you ok ? di : yeah . just missed the fireworks extravaganza . j.r. : yeah . well , babe finally showed up . no jamie . di : at least you made the effort . thank you again . the whole family together -- that means a lot . j.r. : you sure that you 're all right ? what did tad want ? di : well -- j.r. : was he giving you a hard time ? di : no , we just -- we talked , j.r . it 's over . for good . j.r. : yeah , well , i 'm sure tad 's dying . di : he said he was fine with it . j.r. : but you do n't believe him ? what about you ? di : i 'm not fine with it either . but that 's the way it has to be . [ scene_break ] [ hip - hop music plays ] danielle : what are you doing ? josh : put this on . just stay close , keep your head down . pretend you 're my girlfriend . danielle : ok . derek : where could she have gotten off to ? livia : maybe she went off with a girlfriend . mimi : she is totally out of control , and it 's your fault . derek : no , this is all you , mimi . why did n't you just stay the hell away ? livia : yeah ! derek , just -- mimi : where is she ? why wo n't she answer her cell ? garret : i 'll help you find her . ok ? she 'll be ok . [ scene_break ] [ opal hums ] adam : oh , i always know just where to find you . is that your perfume , or rotting pork ? babe : all this sweet talk ? did you make the right choice already ? adam : oh , yeah , never been clearer . you can rot , arabella , and so can your mother . i 'll find my own proof . [ scene_break ] di : can you start to ease up on tad ? j.r. : he let me believe my son was dead . i ca n't -- i ca n't just forget about that . di : i do n't expect you to . but if there 's any chance of you starting to forgive tad -- j.r. : mom , he put me through hell ! di : i know he did . but you hang on to that hate . you forget how much you two loved each other . it 's just going to keep on hurting . i want you to realize it hurt him as deeply as it did you , j.r . j.r. : yeah , right . di : tad loves you . he made the choice he thought he had to make . j.r. : yeah , well , that 's just too bad . i do n't need him . di : you need each other . you know , has n't -- has n't he told you he loves you ? has n't he told you how sorry he is ? j.r. : it 's just words . di : meet him halfway . if not for me , for you . j.r. : i do n't even know where to start . di : i have an idea . [ scene_break ] tad : so which one are you ? captain kidd or blackbeard ? opal : oh , how did it go ? ruth : where 's dixie ? opal : yeah . tad : she 's out looking for a large mallet . i 'm just going to say this one time , ok ? no more scheming , please ? no more matchmaking . if you guys want to get busy , get busy in somebody else 's life . ruth : but we 're your mothers . tad : well , mother does n't always know best . as a matter of fact , i want to get this over with . ladies and gentlemen , can i have your attention ? i would very much like to make an announcement . um , i 'm getting married . ruth : oh ! opal : oh ! wonderful ! ruth : yes ! tad : i proposed to krystal . palmer : oh -- ahem -- a match made in leavenworth . get it ? no ? adam : yeah . opal : tad -- tad , what ever possessed you ? tad : i do n't know , ma . love ? krystal has n't agreed yet , but if she does , i 'd like to have the wedding as soon as possible . palmer : you and your ball and chain dragging her ball and chain down the aisle , hmm ? opal : tad , you ca n't do this . you ca n't . ruth : good lord , why now ? joe : son -- tad , tad , you 've been under a lot of stress . tad : look , it 's not a discussion , ok ? it 's not up for debate . so if you ca n't congratulate me or wish me well , just keep it to yourselves , ok ? j.r. : well , you know , since everybody 's making announcements , i 've got one . palmer : not another wedding ? j.r. : no , no , it 's about little adam . babe and i have not had our son baptized . i 'd like to make it a family event . i know it would mean a lot to little adam and the family if you all could be there . babe : wow . j.r. , thank you . i -- i would love that . j.r. : good , then it 's settled . adam : slow down , son . it 's -- there 's a lot to plan . j.r. : now , look , i 've waited long enough . i 'm going to have the ceremony as soon as i move my mom and my son into our new place . i 'd like dixie to be his godmother . babe : and i could n't think of a better choice . j.r. : and i want tad to be his godfather . [ scene_break ] lily : did you learn a lot , sam ? sam : i was out of line . ok , way out of line . and i 'm sorry i messed up . but i never meant to put lily in any danger . i really care about her , mr. montgomery . nothing like this will ever happen again , i swear . lily : that 's good , right , dad ? jack : i think we 'll talk about this a little more later . sam : all right , sir . brooke : sam , why do n't you get the cooler and the blanket ? sam : ok . brooke : okey - doke . do n't worry , he 's grounded . so , we 'll have to do this again next year . jack : oh , my , yes . brooke : oh , yes . alright , everybody , we 'll see you . bye , reggie . bye , lily . jack : bye , brooke . lily : my boyfriend still likes me . jack : and you -- maybe you 'd like to tell me what really happened with danielle ? [ scene_break ] [ danielle and josh laugh ] danielle : i always said that you 're clueless . josh : how old are you , danielle ? danielle : old enough why ? josh : parents do n't usually chase down 20-somethings at these parties . danielle : oh , i swear i 'm no longer a kid , trust . they just have n't figured it out yet . mom 's just mad , because i 'm supposed to be spending time with my new stepfather , and dad 's just mad , because mom has n't dropped dead yet . [ josh laughs ] danielle : so , where were we ? josh : i was kissing you . danielle : hmm . so i suggest we pick up right where we left off . my rule -- if you know what you want , go for it . josh : good rule . i know exactly what i want . you . [ scene_break ] reggie : i do n't have a clue what went down with dani . i mean , all i know is that i ticked her off pretty good . jack : no . no , you did n't do that , her parents did . she was slammed between derek and mimi all night long , and it really shook her up badly . reggie : i mean , so why did n't she just tell me ? she knows i 'm on her side . i could have helped . i could have done something . instead , she just went off on me . jack : reggie , if i had a nickel for every time erica went off on me for no reason whatsoever , i would be on the world 's - wealthiest list . reggie : so you mean it does n't get easier ? jack : no , it does n't . but do n't worry , it 's worth it . and i 'll tell you something else , my young friend . it 'll be all better in the morning . come on . [ scene_break ] josh : you ok ? i 've got protection if that 's what you 're worried about . or is it something else ? dani , i like you a lot . you 're great . but you do n't want to do this , we do n't do this . danielle : you 're really sweet . josh : thanks , but you barely know me . i do n't do the whole falling - in - love thing , if that 's what this is about . danielle : love is highly overrated . josh : if you want to hit the beach , look at some stars , talk , i 'm cool with that . danielle : so are the stars . i just want to live , have fun , have you . [ scene_break ] tad : j.r. , i know that was difficult for you . i 'd be honored to be little adam 's godfather . thank you . j.r. : well , do n't thank me . thank mom . she 's the one who convinced me . di : because it was the right thing to do . [ scene_break ] babe : oh , it sucks , huh ? losing out on godfather to tad ? but you know what ? hey , j.r. and dixie -- they 'll probably let you come see little adam once a year at christmas at their new house . adam : all right , all right ! all right . i 'll get your mother out of the damn penitentiary . and then we get rid of that woman for good . [ next_on ] josh : danielle , what 's wrong ? i was n't your first , was i ? erica ( to di ) : whoever did your work is an absolute artist . i mean , this is a vast improvement , is n't it ? adam ( to krystal ) : the governor 's number is on the speed dial . prove dixie 's a fake , and you 're free . | brooke catches sam drinking and tells him she must ground him . she tells him that he must learn if he lives under her roof he can not drink and drive . and she informs him that her little girl was killed due to somebody mistakenly thinking they could handle drinking and driving . after finding out that her mother never wanted her , danielle abandons reggie and goes off to meet josh madden and goes home with him . adam is not certain whether to believe babe 's story about dixie being a fake . but noticing that jr listens to everything she says and hearing jr announcing he will make dixie and tad his son 's godparents , adam finally agrees to free krystal from the penitentiary if she and babe can prove to him dixie is a fake and get her out of his life . |
[ jonathan whistles as ava admires herself in a mirror ] ava : hello . why do n't you just get cable in your room already ? jeez . jonathan : good morning to you , too . ava : are you following me again ? jonathan : see , this is a living room . that means it 's public property because i live here , too . are you trying to look like lily again ? ava : i do n't see the difference . what 's wrong with me ? [ scene_break ] lily : good morning , kendall . how was your fourth of july ? kendall : great . so , did you go to the picnic ? lily : it was too loud . i do n't like fireworks . what 'd you do ? kendall : well , i worked . we had a retreat at fusion . lily : was it fun ? kendall : well , we came up with some brilliant ideas for our new campaign , one that i think we really need to be successful . lily : that 's good . kendall : i have an important question for you , lily . and please think about it , because your answer may change both of our lives . [ scene_break ] zach : so let me ask you something -- did you read the paper this morning ? yeah , how about that ? meet me at the casino -- i have a proposition for you . today may be your lucky day . [ scene_break ] j.r. : thank you , but i get my news off the net . adam : yeah , you get barry on the line right now . j.r. : it 's all over the news . they 're blaming me , and they do n't even know the whole story . adam : you tell him to call me the second he gets out of that meeting . j.r. : yeah -- oh . you know , i take over daddy 's company , i lose it in , what -- two months ? yeah , they 're loving this . adam : yeah . j.r. : but i tell you what -- if i make this shot , will you listen to me ? all right , look , i screwed up -- how many times do i have to tell you ? i 'm the reason why zach slater has controlling interest in chandler enterprises . i 'm the one who thought he was smarter than everyone . adam : hmm . j.r. : but i will get you your stock back . adam : the last thing i need is your help . j.r. : i have some leads on seamus wong . adam : oh ? really ? this from the wonder boy who could n't pull off his own kidnapping ? j.r. : would you rather be in business with slater ? adam : do n't worry . i 'll clean up your mess as i always have . j.r. : this is n't about calling a judge or paying bail . let me handle this -- i mean , applications of credit lines . no amount of money is going to beat slater , because he has more . i also heard you went to the board members , the ones that slater does n't have in his back pocket -- well , that 's not going to work , either . seamus wong is the key . my guys have traced him to some island off the coast of thailand . we should be hearing something soon . seamus wong did this . adam : no . no , you did this -- you . j.r. : well , if we get seamus wong back here -- adam : well , what if he has n't disappeared ? j.r. : we can get him to testify against slater . adam : why would he do that ? j.r. : because we can put the pressure on him . he can prove that slater stole your money and your assets , and then the feds can prove fraud . come on , dad , help me . help me get these guys . you need me . i still have stock -- i 'm still a part of chandler . adam : tell it to slater . he 's your boss . [ scene_break ] josh : you wanted to see me here , boss ? zach : morning , josh . josh : morning . you could 've called me at cambias . zach : not for this -- how you doing ? sit down . josh : i 'm fine . so , what , this is about business or my sister ? zach : a bit of both . how was your fourth of july ? josh : it was fine , but since when do you care about my holiday plans ? zach : did you go to the park , watch the fireworks ? josh : something like that . what do you need ? zach : last year , fourth of july , greg madden died in the park . josh : yeah . yeah , it was a long time ago . zach : how are you doing ? josh : trying to move on . zach : good -- because i need you to be with me on this completely . josh : whatever you need . zach : this will help you move on , and i think it could be a lot of fun , as well . [ scene_break ] [ music plays at the yacht club ] jack : sean , how 's the community service going ? sean : oh , same beach , different trash . huh , meeting erica for a little breakfast drama ? jack : or something . sean : whoa . whoa , whoa , that 's -- that 's not the divorce look . that 's the `` i 'm getting some `` look . jack : you know , that 's enough , ok ? sean : hey , just keep it on the dl , do what you got to do , but if it 's true , i 'm happy for you . [ sean chuckles ] singer : and when i start talking sean : great . there 's my mom . all right , just do n't tell her i 'm here , ok ? jack : sean , you ca n't avoid her forever . singer : there is no in between i told you it sounds the same jack : morning . erica : good morning . pam : we 'll get started in a few minutes . jack : sooner , the better . excuse me . singer : what 's the matter with pam : do n't look at him like that . singer : what i do pam : remember , the world and your viewers think you 're still on the bumpy road to divorce . erica : well , do n't worry . i 'm still going to give my viewers everything they want . pam : i saw celebrity liposuctions gone wrong on the cover of `` the exposer . `` how did you bury that photo of jack kissing you ? erica : i have good friends . pam : but it 's nowhere . i ca n't find it online , no tabloids . erica : media is all conglomerates . you 'd be surprised what you can accomplish with one phone call . pam : you have to do more than dial the right number . erica : one erica kane photo would sell one issue , but a few erica kane exclusives -- that sells for a whole month . pam : well , way to work it , boss lady . diane : good morning , good morning . jack : good morning . diane : i 'm so sorry for the delay . erica : it 's no problem , diane . diane : oh . are we ready to go ? pam : we 're rolling . diane : these two reality stars need no introduction . america is counting down the days with you . erica , jackson , your divorce is almost final . thoughts ? erica : it 's been a long road . jack : certainly not what i expected . diane : well , how was your fourth of july knowing it may be the last holiday you two spend together ? erica : wonderful . jack : rotten . erica : well , jack , i thought that you enjoyed yourself . jack : i did , i did . i did enjoy myself , maybe too much . erica : because we get along so well . diane : did it give either of you second thoughts ? erica : not at all . jack : actually , it -- the day having gone so well , it reminded me how easy it can be . erica : because we 're all so civilized . jack : we 're certainly not animals . erica : our broken family will never be completely broken . in fact , i do n't think you 'll miss me at all . [ scene_break ] kendall : so , fusion green will launch this fall all - natural ingredients -- organic bases , mineral foundations . we are entering a market that we 've barely scratched the surface of . lily : would you like me to do some analysis for you ? kendall : well , hopefully , you 'll have a more pivotal role in all of this . see , the green line is about women who do n't want to cover their faces in makeup but want to use a product that enhances their natural beauty . lily : how can i help you ? kendall : well , this is all about how we market the product . now , there 's tons of companies out there who already have , you know , all - natural ingredients , but we need something new , and we need something fresh . we need a face that people will never forget -- pure fusion green . lily : so , i 'm a good detective . just tell me what kind of face you 're looking for , and i 'll find the perfect girl . kendall : it 's already done . you are looking at her . [ scene_break ] ava : i do n't get it . what does lily 's face have that mine does n't ? jonathan : why do you want to look more like lily ? ava : do i have a sign on my head that says `` get up in my business `` ? jonathan : you asked me the question . ava : maybe it 's just the streaks that matters a little much . jonathan : why does it matter ? ava : just drop it , ok ? jonathan : ok . you 're the one asking me the questions , sitting here on the living room floor checking yourself out in the mirror . ava : it 's just a girl thing . jonathan : no , it 's not . it 's a lily thing . ava : it 's nothing bad , i swear . jonathan : then why ca n't you tell me ? ava : well , ca n't a girl have a little mystery ? jonathan : and ca n't a boy be curious ? ava : do n't you trust me ? jonathan : do you really want me to answer that ? ava : fine . kendall wants to ask lily to be the new model at fusion . jonathan : that -- wait a minute . this is a problem why ? ava : because lily 's going to be the new face of fusion green . her face is going to be all over magazines and ads . lily 's so shy -- she does n't know how to do this . she has n't practiced a hundred million times in the mirror . she does n't want this chance , she does n't need it . jonathan : but you do ? ava : yeah , why not me ? i -- they should ask me . i deserve this shot . jonathan : ok -- ok , ok , but last time that you tried impersonating lily , it did n't go over so well . ava : know what ? i do n't want to be lily , i 'm not trying to be her . i want them to want me . [ scene_break ] lily : but i have a job already , at cambias industries . i ca n't be zach 's assistant and model for you at the same time . kendall : ok , we will work that out . i happen to have pull with your boss . please , lily , please do this for us . you would be perfect . lily : just because we 're family does n't mean you have to hire me . kendall : you would be doing me a favor . lily : i 'm all wrong to be a model . kendall : no , no , you 're not . you are exactly what we need . lily : but models are cool , and models are outgoing , and they like to have their picture taken everywhere , and they embarrass themselves in public , and i do n't do any of that . why would you want me ? [ scene_break ] jonathan : lily has something that few people have . ava : i know , i know . she 's -- she 's really gorgeous . jonathan : no . no , no , no , it 's not about being gorgeous . there 's plenty of gorgeous women . ava : well , i do n't want to be like plenty of women . jonathan : lily -- lily has something that most of us lost along the way . she 's still open , she 's curious , she 's sincere . ava : and i 'm not ? jonathan : ava , lily does n't know how to lie . she 's -- she has no cynicism , no sarcasm -- all these things that you and i use every day as self - defense mechanisms . ava : but i look just like her . jonathan : this is much more than a look . ava : ok , i know that lily 's wholesome , and i 'm not -- whoo - hoo . jonathan : no . lily -- lily shows us how to be better people , how we can be better people , and she shows us how to be real , authentic . but you 're special , too -- different . it 's not worse , it 's not better . it 's just not the same , and why would you want it to be ? ava : because that 's what everybody else wants . jonathan : that 's not what everyone wants . ava : oh , please , come on . you know that i 'm going to be going the rest of my life saying , `` i 'm sorry , people . i 'm not lily . `` jonathan : you are ? i 'm not . [ scene_break ] j.r. : well , i have an idea . would you like to hear it ? adam : oh , yeah . j.r. : well , when we find wong , we get palmer to approach him . he would n't suspect him . adam : wait a minute . are you so crazed that you 'd ask palmer for help ? j.r. : well , about as crazy as you were for asking zach slater for help . so we get palmer to trip up wong , give us the lead on the money trail , and then we get the feds to give us our money back . adam : palmer could n't even trick people into buying into his -- his fried chicken franchises . j.r. : well , do you have any better ideas ? adam : yeah , damn right i do . j.r. : we would n't even have to be doing this if you did n't give slater the welcome mat to our lives . adam : and slater would n't be able to steal our home and everything i own if you had n't faked your own kidnapping . colby : you did what ? [ scene_break ] erica : jack will learn to live without me . jack : oh . but the question is , can you live without me ? erica : i wo n't have to . that 's the beauty of an amicable divorce -- remember ? jack : see that little smile , see that little smile ? are you regretting our decision ? erica : not one bit . jack : because i think you have maybe three or four times , i 'm almost sure of it . erica : well , you are fantasizing if you think i 'm coming back to you . jack : oh . these days , my fantasies are far more creative . erica : how long can you keep it up ? jack : as long as it takes . diane : the end is soon , right ? erica : not soon enough . jack : i know you , erica kane , i know you inside out . for instance , i know what you 're thinking right now . do you deny it ? erica : of course , i deny it . diane : what are you thinking ? erica : i 'm sorry it 's so hard for jack . jack : awfully . erica : i hope you know that in the end , this is going to be worth it . what will it take for me to convince you that i 'm right ? jack : could we get a lunch break ? erica : if that 's what jack needs . jack : i do . thank you . excuse me . erica : i have some phone calls to make . excuse me . barbara : oh . erica . erica : hmm . barbara : still trying to entertain the masses , are n't you ? erica : and , barbara -- still trying to entertain yourself . [ scene_break ] ava : so why would n't you want me to be more like lily ? jonathan : who else is going to give me this much hell before breakfast ? ava : but you loved her . i mean , you married her . jonathan : i 'm always going to love her . ava : exactly . i mean , why should n't you ? jonathan : yeah , exactly . we were best friends . then , life threw us a curveball and i changed , and i was n't like lily anymore . ava : and she could n't deal ? jonathan : i was n't honest . i could n't be the man she needed me to be anymore , so here i am . i 'm not worse , not better -- just different , like you . ava : and why am i special ? jonathan : i know lily 's face so well -- ava : ok , that is not what i 'm looking for . jonathan : let me finish . ava , i know lily 's face so well . now , i can tell when you 're thinking something . now , i do n't know what you 're thinking , but i know you 're thinking something . and now -- see that smile that 's about to crack right there ? it 's coming up , i can sense it . and the nose , these eyes right there -- i can tell when they 're thinking something . ava : like my mind 's in the gutter ? jonathan : yeah , that 'll work . ava : so what am i thinking right now ? jonathan : i do n't know , but it 'd be a great beauty ad . you 're going to be a gorgeous model . ava : well , tell that to kendall . jonathan : kendall . yeah , well , maybe not for fusion , but -- ava : better luck next time , huh ? jonathan : that was a new look . ava : what , pissed off ? jonathan : no -- wistful . ava : oh . ok , now you 're smoking something . jonathan : smoking -- no , no , no . you can walk around here telling everybody you do n't care , but i know it 's not true , right ? just like -- just like when you tried to tell me that it was lame over at jack 's house . i saw it in your face . ava : what , the nausea ? jonathan : you loved it there . because you have all these colors inside of you , and you try to hold them down , but they just shine through . those eyes -- those eyes grab you , make you listen . lily 's never going to have any of that , and it keeps me looking at you . [ scene_break ] lily : i think you should look for another fusion green model . kendall : lily , what you have is better than cool . it 's honest , it 's -- it 's girl next door meets rocket scientist . it -- it 's what every woman wants to be . lily : but i 'm not like everybody else . kendall : no , you 're not , and we do n't want you to be . just be your usual , straightforward self . lily : but models do n't have to talk . kendall : well , they -- they talk with their posture and their smile and their eyes . all of your sincerity will come right out in your eyes . you wo n't have to say a word . lily : but i ca n't do things that other girls can . i do n't pretend well , and i ca n't flirt and i -- kendall : no , no , no , you do n't have to . just you and the camera -- that 's it , no pretense . lily : but there will be lots of people there , and lots of noise . and i do n't like camera flashes . kendall : ok , ok , you know what ? we will make whatever arrangements you need . whatever you want , you 'll be comfortable . lily : i 'm sorry , kendall . i do n't think i can do it . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] erica : oh . what took you so long ? jack : oh , i had to get rid of a couple of fans first . oh , i did n't think pam was ever going to give us a lunch break . erica : well , pam did n't know how hungry we are . jack : oh , very , very , very hungry . erica : oh , we are so hungry , we are starving . jack : absolutely starving . i could 've come right across that table after you . erica : well , nobody 's stopping you now . [ scene_break ] adam : your brother hired a double - crosser to help slater steal our home and the family business . colby : who fakes their own kidnapping ? i mean , who does that ? j.r. : we do n't want you in the middle of this , colby . colby : no , it 's too late . how could you ? adam : i hate to be the one to tell you this , colby , but we have 30 days to find a new home . colby : to hell with the house , the money , and the business . how could you do this to our dad ? you could 've killed him . you drank yourself out of a window and dad picks you up . you almost kill someone and dad gets you the `` best `` lawyer in the country . your wife cheats on you and dad 's ready to throw her out . i mean , come on , j.r. -- how much more could you ask for ? how much more can you -- could dad possibly give you ? you know , there would n't be any chandler enterprises for you to screw up if it were n't for him . j.r. : this is n't your problem , colby . colby : to hell it is n't . dad 's bossy and mean , but he loves us . he gave up everything for you -- `` everything . `` how could you not know that ? i mean , my god , you could 've given him another heart attack . do you care ? do you think of anyone other than yourself ? j.r. : this is a lot more complex than you realize . colby : no , you deserve to lose everything , not dad . j.r. : i did n't expect him to call slater . colby : oh -- oh , yeah , do n't blame this one on dad . adam : at least one of my children has some loyalty . j.r. : i am doing everything i can to make this right . colby : you know , when i came home , j.r. , i thought i would be the family screw - up , but , hey , great job -- you won that prize . hey , hand that man a medal . j.r. : all right , you just cool it ! colby : why are n't you down on your knees begging for forgiveness ? what are you doing ? j.r : all right , colby . you and me right now , let 's go . colby : what can you say ? j.r. : all right , you shut it , ok ? you listen to me because i 've been dealing with dad a lot longer than you ever have . dad will see apologizing as a weakness , and if you do n't believe me , you can ask krystal . colby : how could you do this and not say you 're sorry ? j.r. : if i apologize , dad will smell the blood , and he 'll tell the world that i could n't hack it . colby : who cares what he tells the world ? j.r. : because i have shares in chandler . we still have a chance of getting this back . colby : go in there and suck it up , j.r . j.r. : no , no , absolutely not . the only way to apologize to dad is by getting him benjamins -- that 's the way we say that we 're sorry in this family . well ? are we going to talk about how we 're going to do this or not ? i do n't understand why you 're so surprised , really . you made me this way . now you either accept it , dad , that i 'm just like you , that i 'm just another sob like you , so we can deal with it and move on ! [ scene_break ] ava : look , do n't you have to go to work or something ? jonathan : no , i 'm off today . i could actually show you more bartending tricks if you want to learn . ava : no , i 'm good , but thanks for all that knowledge . ahem -- and i know that you were trying to make me feel better , and i really appreciate it . jonathan : i did n't say anything here today to make you feel better . i meant every word of it . ava : ok , well , mission accomplished . we done ? jonathan : have dinner with me tonight . ava : excuse me ? jonathan : let me prove it to you . let me show you all the ways that you 're different . ava : i do n't -- i think i have work . jonathan : well , i 'm going to be at the yacht club at 8 : 00 . come or not -- it 's your call . but i 'll be there . [ scene_break ] kendall : show up or not -- it 's your call . the photographer will be at fusion all day into the evening . lily : well , i would n't be a very good model . kendall : you wo n't know until we give it a shot . whatever you decide , i 'll understand . lily : i 'm not sure . kendall : i will be waiting in case you do come . lily : what about the noise ? kendall : lily , it 'll be just you and me and the photographer -- that 's it . we 'll shoot you in natural light , no flash bulbs , no red . you could bring all your favorite music , you can listen to whatever you want . we 'll make sure you 're comfortable . can we just give it a try ? lily : but what if i 'm not comfortable ? kendall : ok , well , then we 'll call it a day -- no worries , no worries at all . will you at least just think about it ? lily : i 'll let you know . kendall : you 're the best . lily : how am i the best ? [ scene_break ] erica : hmm , that was a very satisfying lunch . jack : yes , it was . what are your feelings on a second course ? erica : oh , maybe i would like to have one more bite . jack : oh , good . i ca n't believe it -- i 'm cheating with my own wife . erica : we 're very bad . jack : yeah , we are . yeah , we are . seriously , though , if this gets out , your credibility could be damaged . erica : no , i 'm sure that all my fans will eventually forgive me . jack : well , maybe not the women behind those 800 proposals . erica : 300 -- jack : oh . erica : proposals . and 89 % of all the online voters think that i 'm nuts to be divorcing you in the first place . jack : smart voters . erica : so they 'd all be very happy that i finally came to my senses . jack : hmm . what about our family ? erica : oh , they 're going to love this whole thing . they really want us back together again as much as we do . jack : not as much as we do -- nobody could want it that much . you know , i think sean has maybe caught on , though . erica : well , sean is going to be very happy for us , i know that . and sean 's a really good liar . you know what ? jack : hmm ? erica : i think this break time is over . i think the best thing for us to do is get out of bed fast before pam walks in on us . jack : hmm , you know what else ? erica : what ? jack : i got a cure for that . it 's called do n't answer the door . [ scene_break ] kendall : you are so -- zach : hey . kendall : sexy surrounded by all of that cash -- come here . zach : you do n't look so bad yourself . kendall : oh , really , really , really ? whoo . zach : how are things at fusion ? kendall : oh -- ask me this afternoon . zach : you 're not working too hard , are you ? kendall : nope , nope . pregnant wife taking a few minutes off duty . zach : how is that -- how is -- how is greenlee ? kendall : uh -- i would n't know . i 've spent the whole day with lily . i -- i may need to borrow her from -- from cambias . zach : oh , yeah ? kendall : mm - hmm . zach : what 's in it for me ? kendall : uh -- duties . zach : duties ? kendall : mm - hmm . zach : all right . lily working at fusion -- maybe jackson will keep a lid on greenlee . excuse me . kendall : yeah -- yeah . uh -- huh , wait , wait . where is all this cash from ? is this from cambias or chandler or the casinos ? you have so much , i ca n't even keep track . zach : we have so much . kendall : what are we going to do with all this money ? zach : we 'll keep junior in his golden cage . kendall : i have an idea . how about you and i -- [ kendall whispers ] zach : wow , ok . you 're trouble . kendall : that 's why you love me . let 's go . [ zach and kendall start kissing ] [ scene_break ] adam : just stay out of my way . j.r. : what about the subsidiaries ? can we liquidate them ? adam : no , no , that 's ludicrous . they do n't count to anything . j.r. : well , i 'm just trying to come up with something . adam : well , you 're not doing very well at it , are you ? j.r. : oh . zach : hey . j.r. : what are you doing here , slater ? adam : did n't i pay you rent ? zach : i 'm a good landlord , making some improvements . kendall : oh , do n't mind us . we just wanted to show my lovely designers what we 're working with . zach : pretend we 're not even here . colby : like that 's happening . kendall : i want to measure the windows . j.r. : kendall ? can i have a conversation with you -- without your decorators ? kendall : uh -- sure , why not ? actually , i would love to ask you a critical question , uh , so -- do n't -- do n't rip up the carpeting without me . ahem . do n't take the design choices personally . j.r. : yeah . what is your critical question ? kendall : all right . well , i know that you would n't want to talk about this in front of zach , but you can tell me . how many bodies do you have stashed in the tunnels , because i would love to clear them out so we can rip out the walls . j.r. : do n't do this , kendall . kendall : no , i -- no . i 'm going to do this , this is great -- are you kidding me ? i 'm loving every minute of this . do n't scuff up the slate on your way out , ok ? j.r. : look , if i would 've asked you for your help a year ago , you would have said yes . kendall : actually , i would 've been lucky to get out alive . amanda 's lucky she got out without concrete and lumber falling on her head . j.r. : kendall , i 'm still sorry as hell about that . kendall : stay away from amanda . do n't drag her down with you . j.r. : i 'm sorry for hurting you . kendall : and spike . j.r. : and spike . if anything happened to either one of you -- kendall : but it did happen , ok ? i do n't want to relive it , i do n't want to talk about it . so unless you have something to say about designing , we are done . j.r. : all right , all right , can i just tell you how happy i am for the new baby on the way ? i mean , you look radiant , and it 's not the gloatage . we were great friends , and i miss that . this is n't me just trying to suck up to you so i can get the company or the house back . this is just me being sincere . kendall : well , this is me sincerely telling you , i do n't care . zach : did junior change your mind ? kendall : actually , he reminded me of something very important -- not to let your old baggage weigh you down . zach : oh . kendall : yeah . all right , and first of all , we need to figure out which of this stuff is going to goodwill . and we can start with this really horribly ugly clock right here -- this is number one . zach : yeah , you think that 's ugly , why do n't you go upstairs ? kendall : yeah ? zach : take a look . kendall : all right , guys , why do n't you follow me ? adam : colby , why do n't you give kendall the guided tour ? keep your eye on her . what happened to my 30 days ? j.r. : you think you can just pop up whenever you want , slater ? zach : come on . i 'm just trying to put things in order , that 's all . josh : hey , j.r. did you miss me ? good to see you still stepping in it . hi , dad . [ scene_break ] ava : hey , lily . i got your text . what 's up ? lily : thank you for coming over right away . i need your advice about something cool . ava : well , here i am . lily : you know a lot about makeup , right ? ava : some . lily : well , kendall was here . she wants me to be a model for fusion . ava : she asked you already ? lily : she wants my face to be the new face of fusion green . ava : lily , that 's -- that 's great . it 's an amazing opportunity . congratulations . lily : oh , i do n't think i can . i 'm all wrong for that job . i do n't like people looking at me , and i really like my position at cambias industries . ava : then do n't take the job . lily : but i promised kendall that i would think about it , and even doing that scares me . what do i do ? ava : lily , i know how we can help each other . [ scene_break ] [ music plays as barbara has lunch at the next table ] barbara : oh , thank you . erica : well , where the hell have you been ? jack : i was with a woman practicing for after the divorce . diane : woman ? who was she ? erica : yes . anyone we know ? jack : well , as a gentleman , i do n't think i 'm at liberty to say . erica : then it 's not serious . jack : really ? well , maybe it is and maybe it is n't . but at this point , it 's really no business of yours , is it ? diane : what about you , erica ? seeing anyone ? erica : well , right now , i 'm really focusing on my work . singer : i do n't want to go back home leave you hopeless in the night but i feel you looking there i wonder who it is so let 's dance into the moonlit night [ barbara notices erica playing `` footsies `` with jack under the table ] [ scene_break ] josh : i forgot how good the spread was in this place . coffee ? anyone ? no ? just me ? zach : i 'll have a cup , thanks . josh : sure thing . what do you use , colombian ? french roast ? zach : this may be jamaican . it 's nice . josh : mmm -- jamaican . good stuff . adam : you do n't live here yet . is n't it premature to invite the riffraff over ? josh : dad , i 'm hurt . adam : do n't call me `` dad . `` josh : sorry . the revenge scheme over ? what about you ? did you miss me ? j.r. : why do n't you put the coffee cup down . i would n't want to stain our carpets when i toss you out of this place . josh : yeah , well , first , i 'm going to need the files on all the pending chandler contracts . j.r. : yeah ? why is that ? zach : the future of chandler is in his hands now . [ next_on ] erica : you 're not telling me , ryan , that your marriage is already headed for divorce , are you ? annie : ryan loves me , and he will never go back to you . greenlee : you do n't really believe that . adam : nothing like a common enemy to reunite family . j.r. : i 'm going to bring you down , slater . | adam is still furious with j.r. for staging his own kidnapping . kendall visits lily and asks her to be the next face of fusion green . lily is n't too overwhelmed by the idea and has her doubts . at the yacht club , erica and jack prepare for another interview concerning their upcoming divorce . jack speaks a few words with sean , who is doing his community service at the yacht club . barbara comes in , and sean immediately asks jack not to let his mother know that he is here . the interview begins with jack and erica which barbara watches very closely . ava lets jonathan know that the women of fusion want lily to be the face of `` fusion green . `` |
greenlee : kendall 's joining us . kendall : i hope you do n't mind . greenlee : just sit . it 's a party . ryan : not exactly . greenlee : what 's wrong ? kendall : what 's going on ? ryan : erica spent the night in hayward 's hotel room . greenlee : david ? kendall : and my mother ? ryan : in hayward 's hotel room , yes . kendall : well , it has to be business . ryan : i found her earrings next the bed . kendall : those are the ones that i bought her last year for her birthday . ryan : look , a maid saw her going in at night , and she did n't come out until early the next morning . kendall : i know she 's been off lately , but this -- ryan : she 's been about as off as you could possibly get . kendall : ok . so then you agree with me , then ? there 's got to be some other explanation . greenlee : since you two wo n't say it , i 'll put it out there . if erica is sleeping with david , her crazy behavior is starting to make sense . [ scene_break ] madison : so tell me , what does this look say to you ? david : if you were going for demure , i 'd have to say you missed your mark . it says that you 're fully aware of the fact that being a woman gives you power , and that you 're not afraid to use it to get whatever the hell you want . madison : it 's for a new line i 've pitched for fusion . david : really ? then my guess is whatever you 're selling , people are gon na be knocking down your doors to buy it . madison : tell that to greenlee . [ scene_break ] j.r. : amanda ? amanda : i ca n't just sit here and pretend that i 'm not worried sick about being pregnant with your baby . j.r. : will you keep your voice down ? there 's no use in stressing about it . let 's just focus on work . ok ? ok . when are you gon na know for sure ? amanda : i go in for a blood test today . it 's still really early , so there 's a chance for false negatives , but i have to know something . i ca n't just wait anymore . j.r. : the sooner the better . [ scene_break ] jesse : hey . jake : you know what you 're witnessing right now ? the waste of a perfectly good tree -- a tree that i could 've hung david hayward from myself by his toenails . jesse : let me guess -- you got everything here in triplicate . jake : quadruplicates . quadruplicates ordered by the new owner . jesse : yeah . you could always quit . jake : no . and give hayward the satisfaction ? never . jesse : we would n't want to do that . jake : no , would n't want to do that . i 'm gon na ask you a serious question now , ok ? jesse : what ? how to avoid getting a paper cut ? jake : no . how does one get away with murder ? [ scene_break ] erica : do you have any idea what you 've done ? you 're ruining my life , you fool , you stupid , selfish , crazy bitch ! keys . [ scene_break ] marissa : i thought you were gon na be at the office , and i thought that you were taking some time off . j.r. : i came in here to get a bite to eat , and i ran into amanda , and she was feeling guilty for letting all the work pile up . marissa : you really should n't let him take advantage of you . amanda : i was just going crazy at home with nothing to do , and all that relaxing kind of stressed me out . so -- marissa : you do n't look so good . are you sure you 're ok ? [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , my mother has been committed to jackson for a very long time , and the only reason that they 're not married right now is because somebody kidnapped her . greenlee : what about that flirtation with caleb ? kendall : a flirtation is one thing , but -- i ca n't even say it . greenlee : which is why i have to . kendall : i know it 's a sore subject between us , but my mother really loves your father . i mean , the fact is -- greenlee : she slept in david 's room all night long , and somehow i doubt they were talking inpatient care till the sun came up . ryan : ok , can i say something ? kendall : i know that you 're worried about jackson . greenlee : and why should n't i be ? he has put his heart out there over and over again , and erica has toyed with it like a cat with a dead mouse . kendall : ok , that 's not true , first of all . greenlee : she and david share a history . you know they do . kendall : oh . just because you got sucked in the whole thing with david does n't mean -- greenlee : you really want to go there ? really ? ryan : ok . so , great . thanks . but if we can stop fighting each other here and maybe focus our energy on the common enemy , that would be great . greenlee : david . ryan : ok . i do n't know what he 's doing , and i do n't know how it 's gon na affect erica or jack . but if we do n't come together on this and stop this loser , then they 're not the only ones that are gon na be hurt . [ scene_break ] madison : this whole new line is an amazing idea . greenlee shot it down . david : would you like my advice ? madison : sure . i guess the only person who knows greenlee any better is probably ryan . david : you have no idea how wrong you are about that . i know her far better than he ever will . madison : i 'm listening . david : i would always tell my medical students that the biggest mistake they could ever make was allowing their personal feelings to interfere with their professional goals . now , that 's some advice you could learn by . it 's very obvious to me and pretty much everyone else that you 're angry with greenlee , right ? that emotion is only making it easier for her to keep you down . madison : i have every right to be angry . david : ok . i wo n't argue with you . i just hope for your sake that anger gives you some consolation when greenlee crushes the rest of your dreams and ambitions . you 've lashed out in the past , have n't you ? and where has it gotten you ? madison : so i have a temper . so do a lot of people . david : not to the point of making them widows . madison : ok . tell me how i come out on top . how do i beat her ? david : in your case , the key is simple -- kendall . madison : get kendall on my side and greenlee will come around ? david : wow . you 're a quick study . imagine how bright your future could be with the right teacher . [ scene_break ] jake : oh , you kidding me ? ! jesse : did you know that more people die each year getting crushed by vending machines than from shark attacks ? jake : really ? thank you for the public service announcement . it 's bad enough that hayward went and bought this hospital , but how he has removed the cheesy puffs from the vending machines . i know he did it . it makes me want to kill myself . better yet , what i should do is lure him down here in front of the machine , and i 'll gently push it over . yeah . jesse : do n't tempt me . come here . look . so david is burying you in paper ? jake : mm - hmm . jesse : you ever think he might be doing that to keep you from seeing something ? jake : oh , please . whenever hayward 's involved with anything , he 's up to something , and that 's the given . jesse : do me a favor , all right ? do us all a favor . come up every once in a while for some air , look around . you see of anything , you hear of anything , you bring it to me ? jake : jesse , nobody wants him gone more than i do . are you kidding me ? and you know how i feel about him treating angie , right ? jesse : we 're all in agreement on that . jake : yeah ? except for angie . jesse : so i do n't have to ask you to keep a lookout , right ? jake : you do n't have to ask me that . she 's family . family . [ scene_break ] erica : really , jane ? you want to be me ? your feet are too big . oh , give me back my ring . oh , your fingers are too fat , too . and where have you been ? ben : you told me to take a walk . what happened ? erica : she went crazy on me . that 's what happened . i had to knock her out . ben : this is bad . erica : quit your fussing and see if she 's all right . ben : she 's still breathing , but she 's out cold . so what do we do now ? [ scene_break ] amanda : really , i 'm fine . so i thought you guys were off to the grand canyon . j.r. : that trip is on hold for now . marissa : yeah , bianca and i went to this wonderful place by this lake . it was really romantic , and it was great for the kids , too . you and jake would love it . jake : i would love any place that my beautiful wife is . amanda : oh , hi , honey . i thought you were at work . jake : yes , i was , but something funny happened -- it 's kind of like fate . i smelled a beautiful chili cheese french fries story . the cheese that 's dripping and the mystery meat with the spices that are foreign , and they 're all drizzling down here , and i -- amanda : i need some air . jake : round for everybody here . babe ? marissa : i 'll get it . j.r. : is she ok ? maybe we should check on her . jake : no , no . it 's all right . i think i know what it is . she 's got this thing . she does n't like me to -- what 's the medical term for it ? she does n't like me seeing her toss her cookies . j.r. : yeah . she seemed pretty sick to me . jake : no , no . my diagnosis would be that that 's probably a case of morning sickness . i 'm thinking that we might be pregnant . that 's pretty good , is n't it ? j.r. : yeah . yeah , that 's good . [ scene_break ] madison : you really think there are things you could teach me ? david : this new look you have , does it have a name ? madison : fierce . david : hmm . it 's certainly something to aspire to . madison : you do n't think i 'm there already ? david : no . looking the part and actually owning the part are two very different things . fierce implies confidence , a sense of power , control . madison : let me guess -- you think of yourself as fierce . david : in my own way , yes . the people in this town , they fear me , because they know that i am capable of anything . there 's nothing fierce about having a conscience . madison : how do i get there ? david : until you 're able to separate what you feel from what you really want , you 're always gon na end up short . look , i 'm just offering you the benefit of my years of wisdom and experience . you 're free to take it or leave it . madison : i know that you enjoy rattling your ex 's cage , but why do i get the feeling that there 's more to this than that ? david : why does that even matter ? honestly . why do you care what my motives are , as long as you get what you want ? madison : you 're right . i 'm gon na go work on kendall and make this happen . david : good . madison , i 'm free for drinks later . why do n't we get together , and we can talk -- madison : do n't even think about it . see ? i 'm already taking your advice -- taking control . [ scene_break ] ryan : fighting amongst ourselves actually helps david . kendall : all right , this whole thing about my mother sleeping in david 's room -- can we just keep this between us until we can verify it 's a fact or not ? greenlee : i should tell my father . kendall : no . no . let me talk to her first . why hurt jackson until we know if it 's true ? greenlee : you get the story from erica today . ryan : i got to fill jesse in , because we 're working together on this whole david thing , but i know he 'll be discreet . kendall : all right . i 'll go talk to her right now . i 'm sure there 's got to be some reasonable explanation for all of this . greenlee : i hope i 'm wrong . i hope that david is not involved with erica . i would n't wish that on anyone . kendall : i know . greenlee : but if he does have control over her , when you go to her , be careful that you do n't push her closer to him . kendall : ok . greenlee : ohh . my dad is ready to pick up where he left off before the kidnapping . and if erica 's cutting loose , and he does n't know it yet -- ryan : we do n't know that . greenlee : i just ca n't think about him getting his heart broken . ryan : then do n't . i 'm serious . do n't . this is supposed to be our honeymoon , right , so just say the word , and i 'll just -- i 'll jet you off to some island someplace . greenlee : oh , really ? with umbrella drinks and sand , white sand ? ryan : umbrella drinks for you , white sand for me , but , yeah , whatever you want . greenlee : we talked about choosing our battles , right ? and fighting david to protect my father is one we 're fighting . ryan : do you want me to run home and get your armor ? greenlee : no , i do n't need any armor . just stand beside me and fight . that 's all the protection i need . [ scene_break ] marissa : feel better ? amanda : you should n't be helping me . marissa : oh , i do n't mind . you 're so wound up . what is it ? is it j.r. ? is it work ? amanda : it 's not work . marissa : then what is it ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : congratulations . another baby -- that 's great . jake : thank you . coming from amanda 's boss , that 's a good thing , and i 'll tell you why . because , as you know , stress is n't good for a mom or a baby , the two of them , and so it 's possible we might be asking you to scale back a bit with the work . j.r. : not a problem . family first , right ? jake : yes . thank you . marissa : j.r. , how could you ? [ scene_break ] kendall : mom , can you call me as soon as you get this , please ? wow . that look really makes you like a different person . madison : i hope that 's a good thing . apparently greenlee did n't think so . kendall : ok , your presentation was -- intense . but the idea ? the idea was a really good one . madison : then maybe there is a way that i could rework it , make it so that more people see the potential ? kendall : sure . madison : could you maybe offer me some advice on how i could maybe do that ? i really could use your help . [ scene_break ] jesse : erica and david hayward ? ryan : the evidence is circumstantial . jesse : jewelry found on a hotel nightstand is pretty incriminating . last time i checked , hayward did n't have pierced ears . ryan : i do n't want jackson catching wind of this , not until we 're absolutely certain . jesse : absolutely . i hear you . the man worships the ground she walks on . i tried to get her to go out to the crime scene with me again , jog her memory , see if anything new popped into her head . ryan : she shot you down ? jesse : with both barrels . did n't want anything to do with it . i do n't know , man . if somebody had grabbed me on my wedding day , i would want to make sure they got grabbed right back . ryan : this kidnapping -- jesse : you still think hayward had something to do with it . if you had something , you would share it with me , right ? ryan : yes . that 's our deal , yes . jesse : there 's something huge that we 're missing , and it 's probably right under our noses . ryan : and it smells like hayward . i 'm telling you it stinks like that guy . ever since erica was rescued , she 's been a little bit off . it 's just not right . just little things here and there . jesse : then there 's a big thing : a hospital bought with david hayward . i was just over there , and jake and the rest of the staff -- they 're pulling their hair out . not to mention my wife angela embroiled in her own little david hayward drama . ryan : so she 's letting him treat her blindness ? jesse : she wants it to happen . ryan : you got to stop it , jesse . you ca n't let david hayward anywhere near your wife . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you following me ? david : wow . what a high opinion we have of ourselves . no . i was walking back to my room , and i saw you sitting here trying to blush . greenlee : what the hell are you talking about ? david : is n't that what brides do ? unless i heard wrong , word on the street is you and ryan got married again . greenlee : we did . david : that 's great . i guess we 'll see how long happily ever after lasts this time , huh ? greenlee : you 're so obvious . david : really ? and how 's that ? greenlee : you 're hiding something , so you 're trying to put me on the defensive . david : my purchase of the hospital was in full view of everyone . it was strictly a business decision . but if you and your paranoid cohorts can find a way for me to use it for evil , please let me know . greenlee : i 'm not talking about the hospital . i 'm talking about you and erica . david : so what 's the mystery ? we 're partners . greenlee : and lovers ? [ scene_break ] erica : that 's right , ben . put her to bed . now , she 's getting desperate , so when she wakes up , do n't let anything she says fool you . ben : where are you going ? erica : i have a meeting with david hayward . call me if there are any more problems . ben : ok . jane : no . what are you doing ? stop her ! that 's erica , you idiot . erica : oh , nice try , erica . first , you try to escape , and now this ? how stupid do you think we are ? i have a meeting to get to . jane : listen to me , ben . ben : stop . erica : oh , are you in charge now , ben ? ben : just nobody move until we figure this out . jane : ben , she attacked me . she switched clothes with me . erica : you attacked me . i had to knock you out . ben , i 'm so tired of these little games . please , just shut her up . use a sedative . that 's a great idea . and then i 'll check in with you later . ben : the four - digit security code that opens the outer door ? what is it ? jane : what 's the code , jane ? erica : you want me to tell you , so you can use it to escape later , erica . ben : we can always change it . so ? erica : 1102 . jane : how did you -- erica : it 's your birthday , erica . how could i ever forget ? ben , change that code as soon as i 'm gone . jane : ask her one more thing . ben : i 'm done . this can be easy or it can be hard . jane : one more thing . ask her the name of my daughter who i lost . erica : no ! put me down ! jane : ok , the fun is over . now give me back my clothes . i have to get back home . and do n't you ever call me stupid again . erica : you 're stupid , all right , if you slept with david hayward . jane : he said i was spectacular . erica : ha ! then he 's obviously using you for something else now . it 's ok . it 's been a while since he and i were together , so i guess he could put with one lukewarm night with you in bed . but you know what 's really clear , jane ? you 're gon na be caught on to very , very soon , because no way do you possess any of the passion of erica kane ! [ scene_break ] marissa : how could you do this to amanda ? the poor thing is stressed out of her mind . just the other day , you were giving her some time off , and now you 're loading her up with work all over again ? amanda : no , i do n't mind . i asked . marissa : no . j.r. knows better . j.r. : you 're right . of course . jake : i do n't actually think this has anything to do with j.r. at the moment . marissa : amanda could hardly keep her lunch down . jake : yeah , i know , and i think there might be a reason for that -- we might be pregnant . marissa : oh . oh . oh , why did n't you just say so ? amanda : i did n't know we were telling people . it 's really very early . jake : you know me . i have a big mouth , so i 'm sorry . but , no , i 'm just excited that it 's happening . i 'm excited about it . amanda : can i just go home , because i think i could use a nap . jake : yeah . i 'll take you home . no chili . you got that ? j.r. : ahem . marissa : wow . i 'm sorry i was so hard on you . j.r. : oh , that 's all right . i can take it . marissa : jake seems so happy . j.r. : yeah , i would be , too -- if we were having a baby . [ scene_break ] jesse : apparently you do n't know my wife . this is one hardheaded woman . once she gets something stuck in her mind , there 's no talking her out of it . you thought i was bad -- ryan : this is david hayward we are talking about here , jesse . jesse : she is so desperate to see the little baby , and hayward 's got her so hopped up on this treatment . i mean , what do i know ? she 's a doctor , he 's a doctor . what do i know what 's medically possible or impossible ? on top of that , like it or not , the man has a track record of pulling rabbits out of his head in his medical profession . ryan : we just ca n't sit around and hope for the best here . jesse : i 'm not gon na do that . i am not gon na rest until i find out exactly what that sociopath is up to . [ scene_break ] madison : you really helped me the other day when you and griffin found me in the park , brought me back to your place , let me spend the night . i really appreciate that . kendall : i know you 've been through a lot . and i -- i know you 're never gon na get over the death of your baby , but maybe you can use her memory to inspire you to move on . madison : that 's exactly what i 'm trying to do . i want to make something of myself . i want to be the kind of woman that she would 've been proud of . kendall : you 've got great instincts for this business , you really do -- first with the mother - baby product line , and now with this whole `` fierce `` thing . it 's great . madison : i 'm new . i need guidance from someone who 's done it before , someone who 's made it to where i want to be . kendall : ok . i think you just need to take it down just a notch . you want people to feel the power of the product without -- madison : without being afraid of it ? kendall : yeah . exactly . just soften it just a bit . madison : the look ? kendall : that and the whole idea . first of all , the passion was definitely there . it was definitely there during the presentation . i love that . but there was a little bit of this underlying anger , almost like you were trying to prove something . i think maybe that 's the part that turned greenlee off . with business , it 's about confidence , not emotion . you ca n't take things personally . madison : so i should separate the emotion from my goal ? kendall : never stop caring . you should want it so bad that you would kill for it . madison : just do n't let it show ? kendall : right . madison : you think if i do that , if i make these changes , that i could maybe present it again for you and greenlee ? kendall : i 'll talk to greenlee . i 'll see if she can give you another chance . madison : that 's all i 'm asking for , just a shot . kendall : i 'm sorry . i really have to be somewhere , and i 've got to find somebody . madison : oh . anything i can do ? kendall : no , thank you . you just take care of yourself . i see big things for you , madison . [ scene_break ] david : erica and i , lovers again ? there 's a thought . greenlee : is it true ? david : why are you so interested in my love life ? as a newlywed , i would think the last thing you 'd be worried about is what 's going on in my bed -- unless , of course , not much is happening there . greenlee : you know what ? do n't flatter yourself . i 'm so over your games . this is my father 's fiancée we 're talking about . you want to think i 'm a woman scorned ? fine . have your little fantasy . but just know that if you 're hurting my father or anyone else i care about , that `` hell hath no fury `` part -- that 's gon na become a reality . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you know what i want more than anything in this entire world ? to fill up that cold house with a warm , loving family . you and a.j . , just the beginning . can you imagine a.j . having a little brother or a little sister who has her mother 's eyes and her father 's grin , huh ? marissa : no . just stop , please . god , we just got back together , and now you want to have a baby ? [ scene_break ] ryan : so you have n't heard from erica ? kendall : no , no . and even though she 's not romantically involved with david , i ca n't shake this horrible feeling that something is wrong with my mother . ryan : look , with all the craziness going on , the one thing that has not changed is erica 's love for you , right ? so you get her to open up , and maybe we can find out what the hell 's going on here . kendall : right . did you speak to jesse ? ryan : yeah . he 's just as anxious to nail david . kendall : there 's griff . he sees david as his mentor . he sees him in a completely different light than the rest of us . ryan : but he 's out of town . kendall : right . yeah , he 's in chile . he 's out in the field . [ phone rings ] ryan : you can say that you miss the guy , right ? you know , you can tell me that . i wo n't say that to anybody . kendall : yeah . ok , this is my mom 's parking garage . i said they had to call me as soon as she arrives , and she just pulled in now , actually . ryan : you want me to go with you ? kendall : no . this is something i have to do on my own , ryan . thanks . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 've seen this scam before . you pulled it on me , remember ? how did you manage to get control of erica ? david : the will of erica kane is hers and hers alone . anything she does , she does for her own reasons and no one else 's -- certainly not mine . greenlee : i can tell you 're holding something back . david : oh , my god . you are determined to rewrite history , are n't you , chalking our marriage off to some sort of spell i cast on you . there 's nothing i can do about that . but you and i both know -- even if you wo n't admit it -- anything you ever did in our marriage , you did because you wanted to . greenlee : you manipulated me , just like you 're manipulating erica . david : what am i , some kind of puppet master ? like the moves you made were n't your own ? oh , please , greenlee . no one ever put a string on you -- that 's another thing you have in common with erica . greenlee : oh ! you 're ducking my questions by trying to push my buttons . david : really ? and how am i doing ? greenlee : i have n't slapped you and stormed out of here yet . i 'm still waiting for your answer . david : ok . then why do n't i reward your personal growth with a completely honest answer . yes , erica and i had a thing , ok ? it was a very long time ago . greenlee : why am i finding it so hard to believe you ? david : i do n't know . jack : gee , i ca n't imagine why . is there something going on here that i should know about ? [ scene_break ] madison : perfect . [ scene_break ] jake : ok , i want you to sit down , make yourself comfortable . you comfy ? amanda : yes , thank you . jake : ok . hey . remember when we were pregnant , and you would get these cravings ? one of the cravings that i remember was barbecue potato chips and chocolate syrup . i got some news , kind of good news : i have plain potato chips . but what i could do is i could fire up the barbecue , and i could make the barbecue potato chips . amanda : jake . jake : what is it ? what is it ? come here , come here , come here . amanda : i just wish -- jake : what do you wish for ? tell me . tell me whatever it is , and i 'll try to make it come true for you , ok ? amanda : i just want to know . jake : i understand . i know . everything 's gon na be ok . i promise you . amanda : promise ? jake : i absolutely promise . amanda : oh , god . jake : you have another pain now ? amanda : yes . jake : all right . i 'm sorry , but i 'm gon na have to pull rank . i am a doctor , and i am the baby daddy , so let 's get you to the hospital . i want to have you checked out . come on . let 's go . we 're going right now . let 's go . let 's go . [ scene_break ] j.r. : is it really so bad that i want to have a child with you ? marissa : we already share a son . is a.j . really not enough for you ? j.r. : i did n't say that . marissa : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . j.r. : it 's not like we 've just met . i mean , we were married . marissa : yeah , and that ended badly . j.r. : and i 've learned from my mistakes . i thought you saw that . and to be completely frank with you , you came back to my bed , and you told a.j . that we were a family again . marissa : i know , but it 's just too soon . i am not ready -- j.r. : so you could n't just wait a minute to say no ? here i 'm talking about family and having more kids , and you got this look on your face . marissa : what look ? j.r. : the look like you want to run out of here screaming . what 's going on with you ? [ scene_break ] ryan : yes , that is the flight number and the date . i 'm just trying to locate him . that 's all . he was a passenger and he arrived in santiago , chile . i 'm trying to figure out if he made any transportation arrangements or hotel arrangements or anything like that . could you repeat that , please ? dr. griffin castillo never made his flight ? [ scene_break ] ben : you had me fooled , you know . as good as she is at being you , at being her , you were better . you missed lunch . can i bring you something ? erica : yes . not food . ben : what , then ? erica : before you two locked me up , i was about to start writing another book , an unvarnished look back on my life . ben : a very charmed life . erica : you think so ? since it appears i wo n't be going anywhere anytime soon , i could at least get some work done . ben : you want some paper and something to write with ? erica : a recorder so i can dictate my thoughts , my memories . will you do that one small favor for me , ben ? ben : i 'll see what i can do . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , who are you , and what have you done with my mother ? jane : sorry ? kendall : you 're not yourself , mom -- this whole thing with david . jane : `` thing `` ? the hospital was a wonderful business decision . kendall : i 'm not talking about the hospital . i 'm talking about the fact that you slept in his room last night . did david make you do it ? did he blackmail you into sleeping with him , because i shot him ? jane : we were working . we were -- kendall : really ? jane : yes . really . david and i have been there , done that . there 's nothing romantic between us . i 'm engaged to jack . why ? are people talking about david and me as if we -- kendall : well , they might be . jane : oh . i do n't even want to think about what would happen if that got back to jack . kendall : yes , i agree with you . so you know what you need to do ? you need to call him . call him right now , make him go away with you , and convince him that he is the only man in your life . [ scene_break ] jack : i do n't know what you 've said or done to get my daughter upset -- david : i 'm happy to tell you . greenlee : it 's the hospital , the way he tricked me into selling to him . he was just rubbing salt in the wound . you got what you want . david : and what if i want more ? greenlee : is n't that what gets you into trouble ? david : yeah , that 's true , but i have so much less to lose now . say hi to erica for me . jack : oh , you dirty -- look , i have no doubts that you can handle yourself just fine , but for your old man , for my peace of mind so i do n't go gray overnight , will you just do your best to stay the hell away from hayward , please ? greenlee : i 'll do my best . jack : thank you very much . [ phone rings ] jack : erica , can i call you right back ? jane : jack . let 's get away from everyone and everything . jack : i 'd like that very much . i think you and i could use some time alone , just the two of us . jane : and you know there 's nothing i 'd like better . so we 'll set that up just as soon as i get back . jack : `` get back `` ? get back from where ? jane : i 'm going off to the spa for a few days , maybe a week . i want to be relaxed and refreshed for you . jack : relaxed and refreshed -- that sounds pretty good , sweetheart . what do you say i go with you ? jane : i 'll call you . bye . kendall : wait a minute . what are you doing ? i thought that you were gon na -- jane : well , do n't micromanage me , kendall . i know what i 'm doing . i 'm erica kane . | ryan , greenlee and kendall meet at the yacht club to discuss erica spending the night with david . j.r. and amanda have a meeting at krystal 's . amanda tells j.r. that she is afraid that she is pregnant . marissa comes in to join them . marissa questions amanda if she is alright . kendall can not believe that erica would spend the night with david . greenlee reminds kendall of the flirtation that erica had had with caleb . at the bar , david gives madison pointers on how to deal with greenlee and to get the upper hand on her . jake becomes aggravated because david had bought the hospital . jesse gives jake helpful advice concerning david . erica has a run in with jane . jane collapses to the floor . erica changes clothes with jane and pretends to be her when ben comes in . ben examines erica and finds she is out cold . ben asks jane as to what they will do now . erica is about to escape when jane comes to and orders ben to catch erica before she escapes . jane tells ben to ask erica what her daughter 's name is . when erica can not answer , ben knows that erica is not jane . ben holds onto erica and will not allow her to escape . jane orders erica not to ever call her `` stupid `` again . jake joins amanda , marissa and j.r. at krystal 's . amanda gets sick and rushes out with marissa close behind her . jake lets j.r. and marissa know that amanda may be pregnant . madison takes david up on his offer to teach her a few things about gaining the upper hand on greenlee . kendall asks ryan and greenlee to keep this between them about erica sleeping in david 's room . |
jack : you know , it might just be possible that dani stayed at a girlfriend 's house , huh ? mimi : jack , you do n't believe that any more than i do . jack : why not ? [ pounding on door ] derek : did dani get back ? mimi : no . no call , nothing . what if she 's in an accident ? derek : no , no , no , i checked , i checked . nobody reported anything . reggie : look , has anybody thought that maybe dani does n't want to be found ? jack : look , why do n't we just focus on where she could be , huh ? derek : we have n't searched your room . reggie : derek , i would n't have dragged around with you all night if dani was stuck in my room . jack : if reggie had any idea where dani was , he would 've said something by now . derek : all right . mimi : then where is she ? [ scene_break ] josh : good morning . josh . remember me ? danielle : yes . sure , josh . uh -- i was just having the wildest dream . i guess i was n't quite ready for morning . josh . and i 'm danielle . josh : you 're unforgettable . danielle : so we really -- josh : yes . we did . [ scene_break ] erica : of course you 're here . you do n't have an office to go to anymore . j.r. : oh , thank you for the reminder . how was your holiday ? erica : oh , the fourth of july . that was just another workday for me . but let 's discuss future fireworks displays and how we can include zach on a rocket to pluto . j.r. : i do n't really have time for this right now , erica . erica : we had a deal , j.r . i 'll make sure that you regain control of chandler enterprises after you break up zach and kendall . get busy . j.r. : yeah , but we never set a deadline . erica : what could possibly be more important ? j.r. : my mother is alive , erica . [ scene_break ] [ leaves rustle ] di : if that 's adam or a bear , growl twice . tad : what if it 's just me ? di : depends on who you 're investigating . tad : well , it 's not really who , it 's more of a what . di : what 's the mystery ? tad : the fact that you got j.r. to ask me to be little adam 's godfather . di : it 's a start . tad : it 's more than that , it 's a miracle . i owe you . di : j.r. 's trying . tad : thank you . it got me to thinking . this is sort of off the cuff , but the christening is a ceremony to celebrate a new life , and if it 's ok with you , i thought that we could have a ceremony for kate , for the baby that we lost . [ scene_break ] krystal : why , i do n't know whether to laugh or run screaming back to my cell . adam : this is business . have a seat . krystal : well , if you 're looking for prisoners to do your yard work for free , you 'd better talk to the warden about that . adam : babe tells me that you can prove that the woman who calls herself dixie is a fake . krystal : is that what she said , huh ? adam : mm - hmm , that the carey women have proof . krystal : well , you want me to say yes or no or -- adam : babe proposed a deal . in exchange for helping me , i 'll get your sentence commuted . i 've accepted the terms . adam : the governor 's number is on the speed dial . prove dixie 's a fake , and you 're free . krystal : so you are my get - out - of - jail - free card ? adam : no , the proof is . come on . you know that lobster salad at the valley inn is a heck of a lot better than whatever they do on a shingle in this hole . krystal : well , call babe and tell her to grab that trick dixie and meet us on over at the valley inn . no ? do n't insult the person you 're trying to do business with , adam . they may end up taking you for more than the original price . adam : i never meant to insult you . krystal : oh , right , right . you just want my something for your nothing . adam : i had to be sure babe is telling the truth . krystal : she is . so why do n't you just call up the governor and tell him to send me a limo ? adam : well , i ca n't call in a favor from the biggest man in the state on babe 's word alone . krystal : well , this dixie 's got tad convinced that she 's the real deal , so maybe she is your son 's mother . [ scene_break ] di : kate was never born . tad : does that make a difference ? she was real for both of us . we both mourned her . di : but it happened a long time ago , tad . we need to let it go . tad : no , for you it happened a long time ago . for three years , i 've been sitting around imagining scenarios and trying not to believe in any of them . di : i 'm so sorry i put you through all that , but now you know the facts . tad : dixie , i know we 're on separate paths . i 'm even ok with it . but our daughter ? come on , from the moment you sent me that letter , i was -- i started making plans . i could see her entire future . thought i could . di : so a ceremony would help you cope with her loss ? tad : i think it would help us both cope . we created her together . we should say good - bye together . [ scene_break ] krystal : i do n't care if she stays dixie . she cut tad loose , and now he wants to marry me . now , i know that a night in a trailer on the prison grounds is n't exactly a dream honeymoon , but what the heck . adam : just tell me what you know about this woman . krystal : no touchy - feely , adam , or mama warden over there will kick you out of here butt - first . adam : is babe lying ? krystal : well , i do n't know . i do n't know , maybe she just likes to mess with you . i sure do . adam : well , if babe is covering for this woman , then i can get her for fraud . she 's an accomplice . krystal : so now you believe what babe said ? why do n't you make up your mind , adam , and then get back to me ? adam : come on . you want what 's best for babe as much i want what 's best for j.r. , and this woman is exploiting the people we love the most -- babe , j.r. , little adam . babe will thank you for this . krystal : all right , all right , i 'll tell you what i know . you 're full of it . that woman has been decent to babe , unlike you . adam : oh , yeah . yeah , babe has hardly filled my family with love and happiness . krystal : she brought you a grandson . adam : that we had to take back by force , if you recall . krystal : babe made mistakes out of love for that baby , as did i . but that 's something that you will never understand or forgive , because you 're just going to hang onto that old , smelly hate . and that 's exactly what you taught your son to do , too . now , you want proof that 'll deep - six your dixie ? you tell j.r. to lay off babe , and then we 'll talk . [ scene_break ] j.r. : my mother flew under the radar just in case we did n't need her or we were better off . then she could take off , and we 'd never know that she was here . erica : well , i 'm very happy for you . j.r. : look , i 'll take care of zach and kendall once she gets settled in . erica : but dixie lived here for ages . i mean , she knows half the town . what seems to be the difficulty ? j.r. : well , a lot of people are kind of thrown when somebody shows up after three years in the grave with a new face . once everyone gets used to the idea , then i 'll take care of zach . erica : you know what , i can help . i can take care of this for dixie . where is she ? j.r. : she 's outside . why ? erica , look , hey , she does n't need to be bothered . erica , wait -- ow , damn it ! [ scene_break ] derek : all right , i 've got an apb out . we 'll find her . mimi : you knew dani was gone by the time we got there . reggie : i told you , i had to bring lily and sam back to the park . mimi : so you abandoned dani ? jack : whoa , mimi , mimi , this is not helping anything here . mimi : no , no , you took my daughter to some adult party and you left her . do you know anything could 've happened to dani ? do you get it ? anything ! reggie : i understand . i had to bring lily and sam back home . mimi : no , we know where lily and sam are . you deserted dani ! reggie : i 'm done wasting time ! i 'm leaving . i 'll call you guys if i find dani . jack : just cool off , man . mimi : did n't you teach him that if he took a girl to a party that he made sure that she would get home ? jack : i 'll tell you what i think . i do n't think reggie abandoned dani . i think it was the other way around . [ scene_break ] danielle : have you seen my purse ? josh : you do n't have to rush off . danielle : oh , believe me , i do . josh : the cop parents ? so you ditched their picnic . they 'll forgive you . let 's go get a big breakfast . you can give them a call . danielle : oh , good idea , but i ca n't eat . have you seen my shoes ? josh : you 're ok , are n't you ? you do n't feel sick ? danielle : no , no , no , i 'm just not hungry , that 's all . josh : danielle , what 's wrong ? danielle : nothing . it was ok for you , was n't it ? josh : you were lovely . danielle : me , too . i mean , i had a great time , too . i mean , why would n't i ? you 're a wonderful guy . why would n't i have a great time ? josh : slow down . you 're not fleeing the scene of a crime . danielle : no , is that what you think ? no , no , i -- i really like you . cool guy . josh : glad to hear it . so -- tell me what is going on . danielle : i did n't plan on this . josh : neither did i . that 's just how it happens sometimes . danielle : i did n't set out to meet somebody and spend the night , spend all night the way we did . josh : danielle -- i was n't your first , was i ? [ scene_break ] adam : you help me get rid of dixie , and i 'll get j.r. to ease up on babe . krystal : well , dixie 's already doing that for nothing . and fake or not , i trust her more than i trust you . adam : oh , well , she 's working on a lot of stuff , including tad . did you know that she talked j.r. into asking tad to be our grandson 's godfather ? krystal : that 's great . adam : oh , yeah , and very smart , because she 's the godmother . you see , there 's a link right there . tad says he 's through with dixie ? tad will never be through with dixie or anybody he thinks is dixie . he does n't have it in him . krystal : well , dixie does n't want him . adam : oh , have n't you ever heard of playing hard to get ? oh , forgive the question . of course you have n't . fyi -- it makes the man want you even more . krystal : listen , you believe what you want , all right ? i know tad a lot more than you do . adam : oh , i 'm sure you do . can you explain to me why he and dixie spent a good deal of time together last night , alone in the -- pardon the expression -- pump house ? krystal : they had a private talk . adam : i saw her . i saw her afterward . no , they were doing more than talking . this woman , whoever she is , is after tad . she 's going to get him . [ scene_break ] danielle : you 're joking , right ? my first time ? why would that even enter your head ? josh : danielle , you seem nervous , a little upset . danielle : well , it is awkward , is n't it ? i mean , you meet somebody , and the first night you wind up hooked up , and then the morning after you end up having a conversation something like this . josh : you can tell me how you really feel . danielle : in a hurry to get home . josh : you were so sure of yourself last night . now you regret it . is n't that it ? danielle : why would i ? i mean , i met a smart and funny guy , and we had a fantastic night . well , i did , anyway . josh : me , too . i thought we connected , danielle , in a good way . danielle : hey , i like you a lot . i do n't just do the sex thing just for the sex . josh : i did n't think you did . danielle : we clicked . it 's a no - brainer . i mean , life 's too short to not enjoy yourself when you meet somebody and you click , right ? josh : so you 're not sorry we did this ? danielle : wow . what do i have to do to convince you that i 'm cool ? you seem like the nervous one . i mean , you think i 'm one of those one - time - means- forever chicks ? josh : that had n't crossed my mind , actually . danielle : relax . relax . we 're put on this planet to party , right ? heavy commitments are jail time . josh : you do n't believe in love ? danielle : no such thing . people mix up lust for love , and they get themselves into all sorts of troubles . i mean , my parents only got married because mom was pregnant with me . josh : they did n't love each other at all ? danielle : maybe they talked themselves into it for a little while , but it did n't last . they should 've just had fun with whomever they wanted . they should n't have felt forced to settle down and compromise just because they were n't smart enough to use protection . wow . way to make saying `` see ya `` that much easier . bet you 're ready to book it . josh : forget it . but i do need to get ready for work . should i drop you at your place ? danielle : oh , my car is outside in the parking lot . josh : ok . give me your cell number then . danielle : you know , i 'm going to be getting a new phone and number in a week , so -- josh : here . call me so we can get together for dinner sometime soon . danielle : ca n't wait . josh : danielle , i 'm not disappearing on you . if you need me , i 'm here . call me . danielle : oh , my god , what have i done ? garret : come on , dani . i 'm taking you home . danielle : you 're my mother 's boyfriend , not her deputy . why do n't you go cheer her up ? get out and leave me the hell alone , please ? [ scene_break ] mimi : i should 've kept her with me . girls need their mothers . derek : you put ambition first , dani second . mimi : i made mistakes . derek : hello . and she chose me , her father . mimi : who was too busy to listen to her to try , to help her ! derek : oh , you know what , you do n't get to waltz back in here and rate my relationship with my daughter mimi : single parenting does n't measure up . i know , derek . but i did my best , and it was n't good enough . dani needs the love and support and discipline that only two parents can give , and garret and i -- derek : you and garret ? dani ran away from the picnic because of you and garret . now , if you think i 'm going to hand my daughter over to that denzel wannabe , you 'd better think again . you 're going to have a hell of a battle on your hands . [ scene_break ] danielle : how does `` get out `` translate into `` have a seat `` ? garret : dani , i 'm going to be your stepfather . danielle : you 're going to be my mother 's husband . garret : i saw that guy leave . did he hurt you ? danielle : no ! why would you even go there ? garret : you 're crying . danielle : no , i 'm not . garret : ok . you were crying . danielle : i saw you for , like , five minutes last night for the first time in my life , so what makes you think i would tell you anything ? garret : because i asked . ok , because i care . because maybe -- maybe you need a friend . danielle : no friend would try to wreck me and my father by helping my mother taking me back to new york . garret : you think i want to live under the same roof with a teenager who hates my guts ? danielle : go ahead , just tell her . get all your little points in now . garret : hmm . so tell your mother that you 're angry at her and me ? she already knows that . danielle : oh , you have much more ammo than that . you can say you saw him leaving , you found me in here crying . garret : and you spent the night with him ? danielle : oh , yeah , go for the gold . i mean , she 'll really freak then . then she 'll say my father -- i ca n't be trusted with him , rub it in his face . garret : or i could tell mimi that i found you walking along the beach -- which i would have had i showed up a few minutes later . then we had breakfast and talked , all right , and got to know each other a little bit . danielle : why ? now , why would you do that for me ? [ scene_break ] di : i want to help you cope with the loss of our little girl . erica : dixie ? dixie ? is that really you ? j.r. : yes , erica . tad : it is . erica : but you 've changed so much . whoever did your work is an absolute artist . i mean , this is a vast improvement , is n't it ? j.r. : suppose we can go back inside in the house now , erica ? tad : not now , ok ? erica : why ca n't i pay the woman a compliment ? i mean , the old dixie was blah . but this dixie ? my goodness , you have something going on behind your eyes . di : well , yeah , there 's -- there 's a lot going on . erica , tad and i were trying to talk . erica : oh , you have a lifetime for that , but this ca n't wait . tad : by all means , let 's get it over with . what do you need ? erica : from you , nothing . dixie , this resurrection of yours -- this has just given you far more depth and dimension . di : oh , well , then it was all worthwhile . erica : and if i 'm impressed , imagine what the rest of america will think . di : the rest of america ? erica : but i 'm not thinking about ratings . tad : oh , god forbid . di : ratings ? what are you talking about , erica ? erica : we can help you , and you can help others . it 's the perfect synergistic show . di : uh -- show ? what -- what show ? erica : oh , my show . my show , `` new beginnings . `` we can get your story out there , the whole story -- boom -- and you will never have to answer another question from another puzzled person ever again . i mean , this is the perfect solution . di : no . absolutely not . [ scene_break ] adam : tad ran to you and proposed to help him forget how much he wants her . krystal : you do n't understand tad . adam : oh , no , i certainly do n't understand him , but maybe you could help me understand why tad agreed to go on a trip with dixie , just the two of them and our grandson ? krystal : she would n't hurt little adam . adam : can you be 100 % sure of that ? no . not unless she 's dixie . anyone else -- anyone else would have an agenda and a price . maybe they 'll kidnap little adam , or maybe it was all designed just to land tad . if you care about either of them , tell me . krystal : i ca n't risk it . dixie is really -- babe : mama ! do n't say another word . how dare you try to end - run me with mama . adam : your mama was suffering from a dearth of information . babe : first you spring her , and then i tell you what you need to know . j.r. 's already drafted this woman and tad to be the godparents . what 's next ? adam : yes , i just told your mother that . cozy , is n't it ? babe : i know that you care about j.r. how is he going to feel when he finds out that you could 've protected him and did n't ? adam : i can take care of my family . but you leave yours here for another ten years to rot in this prison . babe : you know what , that tears it . my deal 's off the table . [ scene_break ] di : thanks for the offer , but no . erica : dixie , you are a walking miracle . i mean , networks are going to be jockeying to make the movie . di : well , i 'll tell them the same thing i 'm telling you -- no . erica : do n't you care about helping people ? j.r. : she cares about her privacy . tad : we all do . j.r. : forget it , erica . erica : but there is no way that you can keep this story private , and at least i will let you control the way it 's told . i mean , imagine our viewers out there , imagine people facing -- facing things that they fell are insurmountable , challenges that they view as impossible . but then they hear you , they see you , the strong , determined conqueror . our viewers need you to inspire them . di : i 'm not going public with my story . erica : all right , you think it over and you get back to me . di : ok . erica , you know , i have n't congratulated you on marrying jack . erica : well , it is quite amazing when you meet your soul mate . of course you two know about that . so when are you two walking down the aisle again ? oh , do n't worry , i will not bring a camera crew , i promise . tad : no , no , we do n't -- we do n't have any wedding plans . erica : well , you 'd better make it for keeps this time , i mean , unless you want to break my marital record . tad : erica , we 're not getting married . your record 's safe . [ scene_break ] garret : i love your mother and your mother loves you . now , i 'm less clear about your feelings , but the bottom line ? why upset mimi if there 's no reason to ? but if you 're in some kind of trouble or if there 's something that we need to follow up on -- danielle : no , no , everything 's fine . i 'm fine . garret : then i do n't need to be the cause of any problems -- i mean , not for mimi , not for you , and , believe it or not , not your father . i think derek 's a good man . danielle : he 's the best . garret : so look , even if i wanted to stir the pot a little , i only know what i saw -- a man walking away from the shack and you inside crying . he could 've just told you a sad story . danielle : you really would n't mention him ? garret : i 'm not going to tell them anything you do n't want me to , and the rest is up to you . what do you think ? danielle : i have n't decided yet . garret : well , let 's say we grab some breakfast so at least i 'll be telling a half - truth , huh ? danielle : i 'm not really a breakfast person . garret : then i 'm definitely going to have to take you straight home . unless you got a better idea . danielle : no , i have to face mom and dad sooner or later . reggie : yes . baby , you 're safe . so you can tell me exactly what the hell 's going on . garret : i 'll -- i 'll wait in the car . reggie : baby , are you ok ? danielle : yeah , i 'm ok . reggie : so what 's garret doing here ? i mean , he 's not giving you a hard time or anything ? he 's not on a mission for your mother ? danielle : no , nothing like that . reggie : so , baby , why is he here ? danielle : he just found me first , that 's all , a few minutes ago . reggie : wait , a few minutes ago ? wait , you actually stayed here all night ? danielle : yeah , let 's -- let 's go wait outside . reggie : no , no , dani , wait a second . i am so sorry for anything i did to you . danielle : you did n't do anything . reggie : no , dani , i hate it when we fight . i was up all night thinking about you . danielle : i 've been thinking about you , too . reggie : and this whole thing with your mom , your dad , and garret . and however you go about -- no , however we go about it , it 's up to you . you need to know that i 'm behind you 100 % , and i love you so much . danielle : i do n't deserve you . reggie : no , dani , you deserve everything you want and more . whatever you want to do , i 'm behind you , ok ? it 's totally up to you . it 's your family . danielle : whatever you say . reggie : so we 're cool , right ? danielle : we 're cool . reggie : so why are n't you all over me , hugging me and loving me and stuff ? [ scene_break ] josh : there is a glitch . erica : a glitch ? are you kidding ? the media 's going to eat this up . `` erica kane launches ' new beginnings ' with her own new beginnings , surrounded by her new beginning , her loving family . `` oh , i just wish that bianca and miranda could be here -- except , i guess , a satellite feed will have to do . josh : no , it wo n't . erica : they 're on a flight right now ? josh : no . erica : all right , then , but the rest of my family managed to clear their schedules to help me out , right , and be here with me ? josh : no . erica : did you say `` no `` ? josh : everyone i called refused . erica : refused ? they ca n't refuse . they 're my family . well , no , this must be a joke . i 'll have jack straighten it out . josh : jack said he and reggie and lily ca n't do it . it 's bad timing for them . erica : jack , are you serious ? you are not going to be here at my launch party ? you 're deserting me ? jack : honey , we can be there , but just not on camera . josh : i 'm josh madden . we spoke on the phone . jack : jack montgomery . thanks for the heads - up , by the way . erica : it was meant as an invitation , not a warning . jack : honey , while you were working very hard yesterday , reggie and lily were having a very hard time . erica : well , then that 's all the more reason why we should just relax and celebrate our family . jack : ok , i was thinking that while we 're all getting used to this family merger that maybe we could just keep our private life private ? erica : but everyone will think that we 're a family who has a lot to hide . [ scene_break ] di : erica is an unstoppable force . j.r. : yeah , well , next time i 'll stop her . i 'll let you guys get back to whatever . tad : no . just give me a minute . i 'm honored that you asked me to be little adam 's godfather , and i wanted to extend back an olive branch to you , so i was wondering if you would be willing to take part in a ceremony that i 'm planning for kate . it 's a memorial service , just a way to say good - bye . j.r. : why do n't you drop it and leave it alone ? di : no , no , j.r. , maybe tad 's right . i mean , maybe it would help . what did you have in mind ? tad : just a simple , dignified ceremony . di : in a church ? tad : not necessarily . di : i think we should have it here , in the sun , with flowers and birds . tad : you mean here here , as on this chandler property ? di : i think it could be neutral for the memorial , ca n't it , j.r. ? i want jamie to be with us , too , so if there 's a problem -- j.r. : however you want it . di : all right , then . we 'll all say good - bye to kate together . [ scene_break ] babe : negotiations are over . the deal is gone , so you can go . adam : you 're bluffing . you have too much to lose . you ca n't walk away . babe : oh , but i 'm not the one walking away . go on . krystal : and on your way out , take a good look around , adam . i do n't have anything to lose . you , on the other hand , you 've got a son and a grandson . babe : your chandler heirs . krystal : guard ? guard , show this bum the door . adam : i know the way out . babe : dang it , mama . we were too good . now what ? [ scene_break ] derek : do you have any idea what could 've happened to you , dani , huh ? do you ? danielle : yes . yes , dad , i do . derek : if you would 've called any one of us -- danielle : i did n't have my cell phone , and i did n't mean to stay out all night , honest . i fell asleep . it was an accident . garret : and she 's fine , right ? mimi : well , maybe it was for the best . garret : i think you all have raised a very sensible young lady . mimi : well , thank you , sweetheart . derek : high praise , mr. mimi , but your opinion about my daughter does n't mean diddly . mimi : derek , you are so rude . derek : and you 're dense if you do n't see point one . she was supposed to return from the party with reggie and she did n't . mimi : well , that is right . jack told us you would n't leave with reggie . danielle : i was n't ready to go . derek : and why not ? mimi : i mean , you had to know we were concerned . derek : come on , what is the matter with you ? reggie : would you guys just back off her ? if coming home means having to deal with you two , no wonder she wanted to sleep at the beach ! just back off ! danielle : do n't -- do n't defend me , reggie . mimi : why should n't he ? reggie : yeah , why not ? i mean , they were all over your case . why should n't i step in ? you 're my girlfriend , right ? mimi : there was someone with you last night , was n't there ? reggie : no , no , she -- you were alone like you said , right ? garret : she was alone in the shack . mimi : you said you found her on the beach . garret : in the shack , which is in the beach . danielle : but if you want to take me downtown and get the rubber hoses -- derek : we just want answers . garret : which she 's given . derek : listen , you -- mimi : derek , do n't make this any harder . garret : look , i 'm part of the reason why she escaped from the picnic in the first place . reggie : wait , you 're part of the reason why she escaped ? garret : we talked things out , i apologized , and i 'd like us to start over . i think i 'm going to stick around for a little while . mimi : garret , really ? garret : i think -- i think we owe it to ourselves to give each other another chance . derek : oh , boy . more fun . mimi : dani , is that ok with you ? danielle : yeah . i think it 's ok . mimi : oh ! [ scene_break ] erica : well , lily and reggie , they can attend the party and just not be on camera if that 's what makes them happy . jack : honey , i 'm sure that 'll be just fine . erica : good . ok , and then kendall and greenlee and ryan will just have to pick up the on - camera slack . jack : ah . i take it you have n't spoken to them lately . is that right ? josh : they said no , erica . erica : well , i know that they 've been having difficulties lately , but i 'm sure that they 'll pull it together for me . you 'll see . [ scene_break ] babe : another great plan up in flames . krystal : do n't beat yourself up , baby doll . the truth is the truth , and we said we 'd tell it no matter what . babe : i know -- no more lies no matter what perks we get . it 's just i was really hoping to get you out . but you know what ? i am going to go tell jamie and tad right this minute . krystal : well , hope is walking back through that door . do n't give up yet . [ adam comes back into the prison 's visiting room . ] [ scene_break ] di : this might help make sense of everything , if the baby we lost , your sister -- if she helps us bring us all closer again . j.r. : i wo n't forget what happened last year . tad : nobody will . i do n't think we 'll ever be the same . di : well , we can shoot for second - best , ca n't we , make the effort ? we can start again . tad : i 'm willing to give it a try . [ scene_break ] adam : yeah , this is adam chandler . i need to talk to the governor . i do n't care . this is adam chandler . interrupt him . [ next_on ] ryan ( to zach ) : what is it that you think you know about my wife ? greenlee ( to erica ) : did you just blackmail me into coming to your party ? jamie ( to tad ) : j.r. 's working you , and i wo n't watch it happen . adam ( to babe and krystal ) : you tell daddy that he and di kirby are going to have his - and - her jumpsuits by nightfall . | danielle is missing in action . after sleeping with josh , and regretting that he is her first instead of reggie , she indicates to him that she is not as comfortable as she appeared the previous night . he leaves and garette finds her . he appears nice and tells her he will not rat her out to her parents as she appears ok and there 's no reason to worry them . hearing that , she appears nicer to garette although she has problems with her mother and does n't know what to tell reggie . |
dixie : zach , he 's dead . i 'll never find my daughter again . dixie : oh , i 'm sorry . i 'm so -- i 'm sorry . zach : no . come with me . [ scene_break ] adam : colby is mine . no , liza , do n't you even think about coming here and trying to get her back . no , you see what happens when you try to steal my daughter from me ? hmm ? yeah , she -- she runs away to find me . the only reason i 'm not -- i 'm not tracking you down and pressing charges is because i want to spare colby a court battle . you 've put her through enough . if -- if you try to come anywhere near her or this town , i will remind you why i run this town . yes , i will press charges , and the star witness against you will be your own daughter . [ scene_break ] erica : i would love to have you on my show before the new fall season begins . [ knock on door ] erica : yes . well , thank you . thank you , rosie . ok . oh , rosie , welcome back to talk tv . yes , we 'll be in touch . bye . jeff : erica -- erica : jeff , i 'm sorry , this is going to have to wait . jeff : no , i just need to talk to you . it 's just going to take a minute . erica : no , i 'm running late . we 're -- we are taping today . jeff : erica , would you hold on ? greg madden is dead . [ scene_break ] babe : your father 's dead ? josh : yeah , someone put my father in a coffin and buried him alive . tortured him , tried to make him talk . babe : oh , my god . wait , what -- talk about what ? what does this have to do with j.r. ? josh : someone left my father down there to die . that someone was your husband , babe . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , seriously , does every baby thing have to have ducks and bunnies on it ? ryan : are you all right ? kendall : i mean , kids must be screaming inside for something not so lame . am i all right about what ? ryan : about everything . [ kendall sighs ] kendall : i will manage . ugh -- there 's no way that zach picked this out . this is another lame one . my child is going to grow up and have some taste . ugh . now , just so you know , i took your advice . i -- i asked zach what was up with dixie . ryan : good . kendall : yeah . ryan : about time . kendall : well , he -- he told me what was going on , and i know what his relationship is with her now . and we 've worked it out , and we 're fine . ryan : i 'm glad . [ scene_break ] zach : i 'm sorry . dixie : we should n't have done it , zach . we should n't have done what we did . madden 's death -- everything is all my fault . zach : the hell it is . dixie : look , i 'm the one that insisted that we go after him . force him to make a move , force him to talk . zach : you did n't do it alone . dixie : breaking into that vault , stealing those files , waving it in front of his face . we should have played it more carefully from there . zach : stop . we did what we had to do . [ scene_break ] [ toy plays song ] toy : the black and white , the gray -- kendall : would you -- ryan : wow . kendall : what ? why are n't you -- why are n't you saying anything ? ryan : i -- i mean , i did . i said -- i said that i was -- you know , i was happy that you and zach are cool . what else do you want me to say ? kendall : well , you do n't -- you do n't have anything else ? no -- no stern words ? no -- no warnings ? nothing ? and what is this ? ryan : i 'm happy that you 're happy . and this is to help feed spike . kendall : you 're not worried about me ? how do you know about this stuff ? ryan : i read books , remember ? it -- you -- it 's -- it 's so your arms do n't get tired while you 're feeding him . he lies on it . kendall : oh . i 'll take your word for it . ryan : why ? should i be worried about you ? i mean , is there something that you 're not telling me ? kendall : no , i just -- i thought maybe you would be a little more concerned , or you would be trying to -- to warn me and telling me to be careful of zach 's relationship with dixie . ryan : well , i mean , maybe , you know , it 's because you told me that you guys worked it out . maybe it 's actually none of my business . kendall : you drive me freaking nuts sometimes . ryan : what ? why ? i 'm -- i 'm like canada over here . i 'm neutral territory . kendall : `` neutral `` ? since when have you ever been neutral when it comes to anything with me ? you always have something to say about it . ryan : well , there 's no reason for me to stick my nose into this . kendall : no reason , huh ? well , there is a pretty , beautiful , adorable reason right here in this bassinet , for one thing . ryan : if you and zach are really happy , then why are we having this conversation ? kendall : oh , my god , ryan -- i just want you to tell me what you 're really feeling right now . why would you keep your mouth shut now ? ryan : i have -- i have nothing to keep my mouth shut about . really , it 's all good . kendall : what happened to wanting what 's best for me ? ryan : i still do . kendall : what happened to this -- this history that you and i share together ? ryan : i have n't forgotten that . kendall : ok , for god 's sakes , ryan , in the hospital , you told me that you were still in love with me . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , my god . what a grisly way to die . jeff : i came over as soon as i got the call from my father . erica : oh . do they know how long he was trapped down there ? jeff : they 're not sure . there was water and food . could have been days -- weeks , even . erica : well , no one 's even heard from him ever since -- the park . that 's where i woke up after greg madden drugged me that night . whoever buried him must have left me on that bench , right next this grave . how awful . jeff : that 's pretty horrible . erica : i mean , the man was a monster , but no one deserves to die like that . jeff : oh -- come on , erica , you can play concern all you want , but somewhere in there , you 're relieved . admit it . erica : well , i wo n't say that i 'm unhappy that he 's out of our lives . everyone is better off with greg madden gone . i do n't deny that . jeff : i would n't say everyone . how do you think josh feels right now ? [ scene_break ] josh : did you get what you wanted , chandler ? j.r. : is that why you 're here ? to accuse me ? give it up . josh : did you torture my father long enough to get him to talk ? did he tell you where your happily adopted sister is ? j.r. : do n't you talk about my sister . josh : who knows ? maybe -- maybe he died before he had a chance to tell you anything . that would suck for you . babe : josh , this is crazy . you can not think that j.r. did this . josh : well , if his sister magically appears , we 'll have a pretty good idea how he found out . babe : i 'm really sorry about your father . josh : are you ? what about you , j.r. ? or was putting kendall in the hospital just a warm - up for the main event ? j.r. : get out . now . josh : you let him go free . you let j.r. go free for trying to kill you , and he went out and killed my father ! [ scene_break ] adam : for god 's sakes , liza , have you not heard the lengths our daughter went to just to escape your grasp ? hmm ? she -- she risked her life to get to me . that -- that should be obvious . she wanted to be with her father . yes , your attempts to take her away from me backfired . that 's a very intelligent thing to say , liza . yes . no , you do n't need to send her anything . i 'm perfectly capable of supplying anything our daughter needs . i run a major corporation . and i think i can take care of a -- of a teenage girl just fine . good - bye , liza . you good - bye . ooh . well , that 's the last we 'll hear from her , i hope . it 's not too early for a toast , is it ? my daughter is back home with me , where she belongs , and liza is alone . which she deserves . krystal : adam , darling , look , i know you have a ding on liza -- adam : a ding ? do you have any idea how much grief that woman has caused me ? and how much money i 've spent trying to track colby down ? believe me , it 's a lot bigger than a ding . krystal : all i am saying is maybe this is n't all liza 's fault . adam : the hell it is n't ! if she had let colby stay here where she belongs , then none of this would have happened . i would n't be sitting in a jail cell all night with a scared teenager . krystal : oh , come on , look at your daughter . does she look scared ? or -- or malnourished or abused ? no . she looks wonderful . she looks like she 's been very well taken care of . adam : yeah , so well that she decided it was better to steal cars than to live one more night with her mother . huh . who could blame her ? i would gouge my eyes out with a spoon , rather than spend one night alone with that woman . krystal : oh , honey , come on . maybe -- just maybe , this horrible nightmare that colby claims that she 's been living in is just her way of saying `` my mother 's way too strict . `` maybe liza kept colby in check . adam : as if she needed any other reason to run away from that harpy . no , she 's been living a life on the run . and who knows what kind of squalor , running from the police , dodging the best detectives money can buy . krystal : oh -- do kids dress like that in squalor these days ? adam : she 's -- she 's been very unhappy since she left here . krystal : so she says . so she says . but just do n't discount the possibility that colby is playing both sides to the middle here . she is your child , after all . adam : huh . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i 'm not asking you again . walk out that door . josh : he did it , babe . i know it . watch your back . j.r. : get out ! josh : you know , now that he 's killed once , he does n't have much to lose . it would n't be a stretch to go after you again . babe : josh , could you just please leave ? colby : you 're here ! my doctor hero -- you sure know how to save a girl . [ scene_break ] zach : do n't do this to yourself . do n't regret anything . i sure as hell do n't . dixie : but madden is dead . zach : mm - hmm . dixie : and we have nothing . if i had n't pushed so hard -- zach : yeah , maybe . maybe we pushed him too hard , maybe we did n't push hard enough . whatever . does n't change who he was and what he did . dixie : does n't make what we did any better . zach : sooner or later , he was going to have to pay . because he wanted you , erica , tad -- he wanted everyone to suffer so he could inflate his little ego . he had it coming . and nothing we did changed that . dixie : but it did n't work . i still do n't have my little girl . [ scene_break ] kendall : of course , ryan . of course you 're still in love with me . because that just worked out so well for you before . i -- i 'm sure i imagined that . i mean i was in a freaking coma . i heard all sorts of crazy things , so i -- i imagined it . ryan : no , you heard right . kendall : well , then -- then you thought i was dying . and you were trying to get me to wake up . and you were all emotional and stuff . hell , i would tell almost anyone i loved them just to get them to stay away from the big white light . ryan : wrong again . i meant it , and i -- i still mean it . kendall : come on , ryan . you 're not serious . ryan : i love you . [ scene_break ] colby : i ca n't believe you came by to check on me . it 's way sweet . maybe you and i can go upstairs and talk . babe . wow , so cool to see you ! oh ! babe : hmm . colby : no jamie , huh ? babe : yeah , it 's -- it 's good to see you , too . colby : mm - hmm , what 's up ? you have n't even said how great i look in your clothes . j.r. : colby , not now . it 's not a good time . josh was just leaving . colby : but he ca n't leave . babe : colby , could you just give us a minute , please ? colby : he totally saved my life last night . i was being chased by this army of swat guys . oh -- ooh , it was kind of like the time that i had to crawl through the window at chris albright 's party . good thing they had a little junk in the trunk to slow me down . anyways , i hid on the ground , under this bench , thinking it was all good -- j.r. : colby , not now ! colby : excuse me . who are you to tell me to shut up ? i live here , too , you know ? anyway , so i 'm on the ground under the bench , and right there , right in front of my face was this flippin ' hand sticking out of the ground . i mean -- babe : colby -- colby : a real dead guy 's hand going blah , two inches from my nose ! i mean , it totally freaked me out . babe : colby -- colby : do you remember the scene in `` scream 2 `` when the killer grabs the -- babe : ok , colby , stop , please , right there . the body that they found in the park -- it was josh 's father . colby : oh , crap . i am -- wow . what are the odds of that ? i 'm -- i 'm really sorry . babe : josh , you should leave . josh : i 'm not leaving you alone with him . babe : i 'm fine . really , just go . josh : i know you did it . and after i get through with you , you 're going to wish you never existed . colby : you killed that guy ? [ scene_break ] erica : josh is better off without greg madden . jeff : he 's the only father josh has ever known . erica : well , yes , that 's exactly what i 've been saying to you all along . and josh will grieve , and it 'll be horrible for him , but then it will be over . jeff : oh , come on , erica , how can you say something like that ? the way that greg madden died is enough to put a kid into therapy for years . erica : but now josh can move on with his life . he can move on with his life without being under greg madden 's ugly shadow . jeff : josh thinks that both his parents are dead . he thinks the whole town hates his father . erica : well , he 's known that for a long time . jeff : well , how do you think he feels , knowing that someone was out there , wanting to kidnap , torture , and then eventually murder his father ? erica : oh , you ca n't possibly think that now is a good time to tell josh ? jeff : no , i do n't know what i think . i just know that i do n't want to sit around while my son is hurting . erica : he 's going to hurt anyway . jeff : what if we give him a family , hmm ? open arms . people to love him ? erica : ok , what do you plan to do ? you plan to just walk up to josh and put your arm around him and say , `` i 'm really sorry for what you 're going through , but that bastard was n't your father , anyway `` ? jeff : at least he wo n't be alone . erica : jeff , if ever there was a time not to tell josh the truth , it 's now . [ scene_break ] krystal : do n't get me wrong , adam . colby is an adorable little girl . adam : despite liza 's best efforts to break her spirit . but she is a true testament to the chandler blood . krystal : i am just waving the caution flag as this race gets underway . adam : yeah . caution is one thing not in the chandler blood . krystal : it 's not like she is some innocent little thing lacking in social skills . she seems sharper than a box of toothpicks . adam : well , of course , she is . she 's my daughter , is n't she ? krystal : exactly . and just like her father , she just might need a little bit of discipline now and then . adam : i do have other children . i 've had some experience in this . krystal : do you really want her to think she can wriggle her way out of any kind of trouble she gets into just by wiggling her way into your heart ? adam : look -- here . this would be -- hayley . she was quite a handful . she looked like a vampire 's girlfriend . [ krystal chuckles ] adam : but look how well she turned out . krystal : beautiful . but colby is not hayley . and if colby thinks she can get away with just about anything , because her daddy can fix any or all problems , you have got a truckload of trouble ahead of you . adam : i will teach her personal responsibility . krystal : well , good luck , because colby seems pretty sure she can play you like a cheap slide guitar . adam : mm - hmm , well -- and you mean well , i know that , but i think i know something about raising kids . look at j.r . krystal : oh , i love it when you make my point for me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you 'd think that josh madden would get a clue . he 's such a moron . babe : hey , colby , i bet there 's another outfit of mine you have n't discovered yet . it 's really cute , and it 's brand - new . i think you should go try it on . colby : no problem . i think i 've already heard way more than i wanted to . i 'm off like a prom dress . babe : are you ok ? j.r. : what do you think ? the dirtbag that stole my sister is dead . my mother , tad , jamie -- they 're never going to see kate again . she 's gone forever . how am i supposed to feel ? babe : hey , i am right here . do n't shut me out . i 'm so sorry . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok . when did this happen ? [ ryan sighs ] ryan : that 's why i finally sided with zach in the whole hospital thing , and when i realized -- how much i still loved you . kendall : ok , so you -- you just woke up one day , and you were , like , `` well , forget greenlee . let 's go to kendall , again `` ? ryan : look , i 'm not -- i 'm not trying to -- i 'm just -- i 'm just telling you how i feel . and i think there is a part of me that always felt that way . that 's why i realized zach was right in doing what he was doing . if i truly loved you , i would do things your way , not mine . kendall : well , what now ? what are you going to do about it ? ryan : well , there 's really not much i can do about it . i got to duel zach for you . pistols at 12 paces . kendall : oh -- you 're joking right now ? why -- why are you joking ? ryan : you know what ? you 're right , actually . pistols are a bad idea , because zach 's a much better shot than i am . that 's not good . kendall : it 's not funny . it 's still not funny . ryan : look , i 'm going to love my son as -- as well as i possibly can , to show my love for his mother . and i 'm going to support you and zach the best way that i can . kendall : wow . i 'm sure he 'll love that . ryan : he knows how i feel . kendall : oh -- he knows , and i do n't know ? i -- what -- what did you -- you send out a mass e - mail ? ryan : i told him at the hospital , kendall . and i have to tell you -- he was pretty cool about it . [ scene_break ] dixie : i did n't want this . i just wanted to find my daughter . i did n't want him to die . zach : well , we ca n't worry about that now . do n't worry about how he died . we got to focus on two things -- number one , no one goes down for this . dixie : they 're going to look at the people that he hurt . zach : that 's a long list of people . dixie : why -- why did n't he just give me back my daughter ? why did n't he just tell me where kate was ? zach : and number two -- we keep looking until we find kate . dixie : no . no , you 've done enough . you do n't have to help me anymore . zach : madden 's gone . that does n't mean you lost . the only way you will lose is if you give up . i think you understand that . dixie : so we keep looking ? zach : yeah . [ scene_break ] ryan : so to answer your question -- whatever i feel for you goes nowhere , because there 's nowhere for it to go . kendall : and you 're ok with this ? ryan : i have to be , do n't i ? because really -- um -- if you think about it , loving you means wanting the best for you . and honestly , i 've never quite seen you like this . so happy and at peace . kendall : well , ryan , you deserve to be happy , too . ryan : i have my son , who happens to have an incredible mother , so what 's not to be happy about ? kendall : thank you . ryan : mm - hmm . zach : everything all right ? kendall : just fine . ryan : you know what ? i 'm going to -- i 'm going to get out of your hair , give you guys some space and plus i have to keep looking for nannies . i got to get it narrowed down for you , you know ? kendall : oh , thank you , ryan . ryan : and , hey , man , thanks for making the condo sale go so smoothly . it -- it obviously means a lot to me to be so close to spike . zach : no problem . ryan : give the little guy a kiss for me when he wakes up , tell him his dad will be back soon , and you get some sleep . you have to sleep when the baby sleeps , ok ? kendall : hey , did you read that in one of the books , too ? ryan : maybe . kendall : hmm . ryan : you ok ? dixie : as well as can be expected , i guess . ryan : i want you to know that i -- i really meant what i said . anything that you need in search for your daughter , anything , all my resources -- you know , cambias , personal , whatever -- completely at your disposal . dixie : thank you . ryan : and even , you know , just to talk . i do n't know , if -- if you want , you can put me right at the top of your speed dial list . dixie : as opposed to zach , you mean ? [ scene_break ] zach : you all right ? kendall : yeah , do n't worry about me . how 's dixie ? this must be torture for her . zach : yeah , she 's upset . she thinks madden was her last hope . kendall : well , how is she going to find her daughter now ? zach : there 's still people looking for her . makes it a little more difficult , but it 's not impossible . kendall : right . zach , um , the night that greg disappeared -- zach : mm - hmm ? kendall : never mind . it does n't matter . i 'm hungry -- that 's what it is . i need food . i 'm going to make lunch . would you like something ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i try very hard not to tell women what to do anymore . dixie : there 's a `` but `` in there somewhere . ryan : the two people that kendall loves most right now , of course , are her son and zach . and if anybody deserves to be happy , it 's her and really that 's all i 'm saying . dixie : do you think i 'm some kind of threat to kendall 's happiness ? [ scene_break ] babe : buried alive ? it -- it 's like something that you 'd see in a movie . how horrible would that be ? and who would 've done something like that ? you 'd have to be beyond sadistic , right ? or hate the guy , but then again , i guess tons of people did . maybe it was more than one person . i mean , they had to get him in that box , right ? how many people do you think it would take to do something like that ? j.r. : i 'll be back . i got something i got to do . [ scene_break ] adam : you do n't have to worry about me turning into some gullible marshmallow that colby can walk all over . krystal : really ? honey , sometimes you are just a little bit blind when it comes to your kids . how long did it take you to catch on to j.r. ? adam : i 'm helping her stay out of jail . i have -- i understand her desperation . it 's the same desperation i had when i was trying to find her . she was without her father all those years . krystal : i truly hope you 're right . adam : her mother never gave her anything , just -- just nothing . no money , no -- no contact with family . no -- no cell phone , even . she did n't have a cell phone . she was raised like a savage , raised by a savage mother . krystal : i would n't exactly call a teenager without a cell phone `` savage . `` adam : she had to steal cars just to get to me . krystal : she just could n't call you collect , huh ? `` daddy , come . bring the jet , pick me up . `` maybe she just gets a kick out of stealing cars . [ adam sighs ] [ scene_break ] jeff : greg madden 's death has definitely changed things . erica : well , it certainly has n't changed how devastated unnecessarily josh would be if you decide to dump this on him . jeff : he 's already devastated . erica : look , i do n't think this is a good time to go and tear the rest of him apart and dump this on both our families . jeff : there 's something else to consider here . erica : my first concern is my family . jeff : what would be worse than telling josh the truth now ? erica : nothing . jeff : what if he heard it from someone else ? erica : the people who know are certainly not going to tell a soul . jeff : greg madden did n't exactly die alone . the way i heard it , the whole setup was designed to torture him . there was a microphone in the coffin , some two - way device to communicate . they were trying to get information from him . someone was trying to break greg madden , get him to tell his secrets . erica : well , that narrows it down to about half of pine valley . jeff : what if he did crack ? erica : oh , you do n't honestly believe -- jeff : what if there is someone out there right now , someone who might tell josh the truth ? erica : no , it 's not possible . jeff : ok . well , what if he learns it ? what if he learns about us from someone else ? and he knows that we were n't willing to tell him ? how do you think he 's going to feel about us then ? [ scene_break ] adam : you 're not upset colby 's here , are you ? krystal : heck , no , adam . we have more rooms in this place than i can count . adam : yeah . i 've always wanted my family with me , all of my family . krystal : oh . i absolutely get this . look at me . i just want you to understand who you 're dealing with here . adam : a misunderstood young girl . krystal : a 15-year - old female adam chandler . adam : huh . krystal : and i ca n't imagine you were exactly innocent or an angel when you were a teenager , and she is not some doe - eyed innocent . she is a player . adam : oh , well , really ? you think so ? krystal : oh , heck , yeah . adam : oh , a challenge , hmm ? i 've always had a weakness for challenging women . did you know that ? krystal : hmm , yeah . god help us all . adam : hmm . your cautions will not go unheeded . you have my permission to thump me up alongside the head if you see me falling for any of those tricky , sneaky teenage behaviors . krystal : hmm . why bother ? i 'd just break my hand on your thick skull . [ adam chuckles ] [ scene_break ] erica : i think it 's better for everyone that the truth stay buried . jeff : may not stay that way for long . erica : i think that the chances are whoever did this did not find out . jeff : and what if they did ? erica : if they did , then they are way too smart to get caught by throwing this all in josh 's face . jack : i take it you 've heard . well , i 'm sure you two have a lot to talk about . i 'll -- i 'll leave you to it . erica : oh , no . jack , please , you 're my husband . i want you involved in this . jeff : we 're discussing how greg madden 's death affects our telling josh . erica : i still think that it 's much better that we do n't tell josh the truth -- in fact , now more than ever . jeff : well , if someone else tells him , that 'll be even a bigger mistake . jack : i think erica 's right on this . jeff : you really think we can keep this a secret forever ? erica : i think it 's our only choice , because it inflicts the least damage on everyone . jeff : erica , i know what you 're saying . but my main concern right now is josh 's state of mind . he 's going to need someone for support , and i am going to be that person -- [ jeff sighs ] jeff : whether we tell him the truth or not . erica : oh . oh . this whole thing has been a nightmare , jack . jack : yes , i 'm afraid it just might get much , much worse . [ scene_break ] ryan : i want kendall to be happy , and zach makes her happy . i do n't know if you 're a threat necessarily . dixie : i understand what you 're saying , ryan . message received loud and clear . ryan : good . [ scene_break ] adam : oh , colby ? i think it 's time we had a little conversation about the method in which you got here . colby : thanks for bailing me out of jail . hey , krystal , you look like someone who 's been to the big house . sucks , huh ? krystal : yeah . yeah , maybe we could go visit some of my old pals sometime . adam : i 'm going to make sure you understand the gravity of your situation and your actions . colby : i 'm sorry -- are you talking to someone else ? adam : colby , this is very serious . colby : excuse me , dad , but before you start getting in my face , maybe you should go have a little chitty - chat with your son . j.r. 's the one who committed murder , and for real this time . [ scene_break ] josh : chief frye , i need to speak to you . derek : josh , if you 're here for answers -- josh : it does n't matter . derek : it 's still too early for any kind of forensic -- josh : i know who killed my father . derek : really ? care to clue us in ? josh : arrest j.r. chandler . [ scene_break ] babe : j.r . j.r. : go home , babe . babe : why are you here ? j.r. : i just wanted to see it for myself . babe : is this what you and jamie were doing that night ? did you kill greg madden ? [ scene_break ] erica : something 's bothering you , jack . what is it ? jack : did you do this thing ? did you have greg madden killed ? [ scene_break ] kendall : i know you were with dixie that night when madden disappeared . zach : i was . kendall : did you bury greg alive ? did you murder him ? [ next_on ] derek ( to j.r. and babe ) : returning to the scene of the crime to celebrate ? erica ( to zach ) : so you got rid of greg madden for kendall ? zach ( to erica ) : what makes you think i did n't do it for you ? kendall ( to josh ) : i 'll do whatever i can -- let 's take j.r. down . | it looks like many people are suspects in greg 's murder . erica sounds surprised when jeff informs her . again , he wants josh to know that they are his parents but she does not . jack asks her if she had greg killed . dixie finds zach at kendall 's right after they 've brought spike home , and zach has a private conversation with her outside . kendall asks zach if he and dixie put greg in the box in the ground in order to get him to tell them where kate is . josh comes to inform jr and babe that his father was killed and points his finger at jr . babe asks jr if he did it . colby is comfortable living with adam and certain that he will bail her out of trouble . krystal , however , tells him that he needs to discipline his daughter and not vilify liza for the problems colby had living with her mother . |
randi : what do you want ? d.a . north : you know what i want -- you . be with me , randi . for old time 's sake ? i 'll give you anything you want . randi : i ca n't do that . i wo n't . d.a . north : you 're afraid . you 're afraid to remember how good we were together . oh , god . it 's been so long since i 've touched you , since i 've held you , since i 've undressed you . do n't be afraid . randi : that 's not why i 'm here . [ scene_break ] frankie : yeah , but , mom , what 's the big deal ? angie : because i already ran tests on those hair samples . you know as well as i do doing it again wo n't change the results . jesse : i know , baby , but this guy -- i 've just got to go through the motions to get this d.a . off my back . he 's all over me to find something , anything , to nail kendall slater . baby -- angie : this is ridiculous . jesse : i know , baby , but -- thank you . this guy north , i told him i was done doing his dirty work , but he 's relentless . frankie : yeah , that 's because he 's a power hungry jerk . forget him and do you . jesse : well , that was the plan , to finish the investigation , make sure we had the right killer , but there 's no time . kendall 's trial is starting , man . frankie : but if she did n't do it , then -- jesse : this guy does n't give a damn whether she did it or not . this is all about him making sure he has the most votes come election time . frankie : he may not respect the law , but you do . jesse : yeah , but this guy -- this guy really makes me want to go extreme . frankie : look . as long as you do n't get hurt , i say do what you need to do to save kendall . [ scene_break ] zach : have you heard from kendall ? ryan : no , i have n't . she has n't returned my phone calls . zach : i knew it . she left town . ryan : are you serious ? zach : yeah . she did n't want to face the jury so she ran . [ cell phone rings ] zach : kendall , where are you ? kendall : you do n't want to know . zach : fine . just -- just come home . kendall : i ca n't . zach : we still have time . north does n't have this wrapped up . we can -- we still -- we can do this . kendall : zach , listen to me . zach : we can punch holes in this case , but you 've got to come home . kendall : i 'm sorry , zach . you 're just going to have to trust me . [ scene_break ] erica : well , you may fool adam , but you wo n't be so lucky with me . so , you can sound the alarms and you can hide behind adam 's hired muscle . i will get past them all and i will come at you when you least expect it . i will come at you with everything i 've got until you have no choice but to tell the truth that my daughter , kendall , did not kill stuart . you did . [ erica screams ] [ annie grunts ] annie : no more . do you understand me ? no more . man 's voice : what 's going on in there ? [ knocking at door ] [ erica gasping ] [ knocking at door ] adam : what happened ? erica : she tried to kill me . adam : nice try . are you all right ? [ scene_break ] randi : we had a deal . i came to d.c. and you laid off kendall and jesse , and that 's it . d.a . north : what did you think we 'd do all alone in this hotel ? it can be just like it used to be . randi : no , it ca n't . everything 's changed . i 'm married now . you 're married . d.a . north : look me in the eye and tell me you do n't remember what we had . randi : of course i remember . what i felt for you i had never felt for anyone else before , but that was the past , henry . d.a . north : god , i 've missed you . have you missed me ? randi : i 've thought about you . i 've wondered . d.a . north : then say yes and we can pick up where we left off . randi : we 're -- we are different people now . when i first met you i had nothing , and now i have a husband , and a life , and a career , and you have an amazing life , too , one that has nothing to do with me . d.a . north : and none of it matters . randi : you 're a brilliant lawyer , a district attorney , just beginning politics . and that 's your future , and mine is here with frankie . d.a . north : i can give you so much more . randi : look at me . see who i am right now . that lost girl who used to run the streets ? she is gone . d.a . north : so you do n't need me anymore . is that what you 're saying ? randi : what i 'm saying is that you need to let this go . you need to let me go . i 'm sorry . i know it 's hard to hear , but you have -- d.a . north : i do n't have to do again . i married madison because she could put me on the fast track , and i played the part . i kept up the facade , but i do n't love her . i ca n't love her because i never stopped loving you . i worshipped you , and you ran away . you disappeared without a trace . randi : i told you why . it would 've never worked between us . henry , everything that you wanted i would 've ruined for you . you would 've ended up hating me . d.a . north : why are you doing this ? randi : i 'm trying to explain to you . d.a . north : you 're lying . you want me just as much as i want you . why ca n't you just admit the truth ? [ scene_break ] erica : you do n't believe me ? she left her claw marks on my neck . adam : oh , more theatrics . do they ever end ? erica : adam , that maniac tried to strangle me to death . please call the police . adam : oh , you 'd love that , would n't you ? put annie back in prison after you 've had her pulled out of the hospital after she 'd been stabbed , and -- and you harass her nonstop ? annie : i mean , adam , they say i 'm the crazy one . you should 've seen erica . her hands were wrapped around her own neck like some deranged lunatic . erica : there 's only one lunatic in this house . no , i take it back . there are two . what are you doing ? adam : i 'm having you removed . erica : but she 's the murderer . adam : hmm . she makes less noise . man : what 's the trouble , mr. chandler ? erica : it 's a false alarm , gentlemen . i 'm leaving . adam : grab her . erica : get your hands off me . adam , what 's wrong with you ? adam : she 's an intruder and a dangerous one , so cuff her . erica : stop it right now . i swear i 'm going to bring you up on charges , adam , and if annie does n't kill you , i will . j.r. : well , well . just another boring night at the chandlers ' . [ scene_break ] ryan : maybe kendall 's got the right idea , ok ? the longer that she stays away , the more time we have to press annie for answers . zach : annie 's not the problem . the d.a . is the problem . ryan : either way kendall just panicked , she split , we 'll find her , and we 'll talk some sense into her . zach : if north finds out that she 's missing , it 'll play right into his hands . ryan : all right . well , tell me -- tell me what the next move is . zach : i 'm going to get my people to look for her . ryan : i 'll cover some ground on this end , too . what ? where did you -- kendall : i -- i -- i climbed up the fire escape . i wanted to make sure zach was gone . ryan : why ? what -- what is going on ? the -- the way that you said good - bye , i thought you did n't need any of us anymore . kendall : i do need someone , ryan -- i need you . [ scene_break ] erica : you have no right to keep me here . i demand to call my lawyer . j.r. : what the hell is going on ? adam : erica broke into my house . i 'm having her arrested . j.r. : wait a second . erica 's been coming in and out of this house for months . you never had a problem with it . now you 're siccing the cops on her ? adam : my brother 's killer is still out there . i 'm not taking any chances . j.r. : really ? erica 's the last person you should worry about . adam : hmm . j.r. : we need to talk -- in private . j.r. : this is how you treat erica after everything she 's done for us . adam : i 'm not going to let her destroy the woman who saved my life . j.r. : so what 's the plan , dad ? you drag erica down to the police station , then what ? how long until her publicist is on the phone with every reporter across the country telling them that you 've completely lost your mind and that you 're shacking up with the woman that stabbed her ? adam : i have an obligation to protect annie because she protected me . j.r. : erica 's greatest weapon is her voice . you throw her in jail , she 's going to use the media to attack us and kill chandler enterprises . adam : let her squawk . j.r. : that 's fine . but you prepare yourself because this time tomorrow , you 're going to be public enemy number one . erica : you wo n't get away with this . annie : i think i already did . how are those cuffs ? a little tight ? erica : not as tight as your ankle bracelet . annie : i would n't offend me if i were you . if those guards were suddenly called off , you really would n't have a way to defend yourself , would you ? now , what am i in the mood for ? brandy , port ? oh , vodka . erica : well , enjoy yourself while you can , playing queen of the castle , adam giving you everything you need . annie : adam 's been extremely generous . erica : there 's still one thing you do n't have -- emma . and the only hope you have of ever seeing emma again is to tell the truth , annie . admit that you are the one who killed stuart . annie : since when did you become chief justice of pine valley ? erica : since you went after everybody i care about . annie : you want me to beg your forgiveness ? is that it ? i am sorry , your majesty . i am sorry for stealing adam 's attention , i am sorry for moving into his house , and i am sorry i did n't ram that knife straight into your heart . maybe next time . adam : let her go . man : sir , are you sure ? adam : yes , i -- i just -- i just want her gone . [ scene_break ] zach : kendall is missing . i want you to put a team together . francesca : i 'm on it . zach : you hear anything , you let me know . madison : seems as if someone 's wife 's disappeared . funny , so has my husband . join me ? zach : another time . madison : did your people report back on henry ? zach : not yet , no . madison : nothing that can help with kendall 's case , but i 'm sure you know who he 's with in washington . tell me . tell me who 's sharing his bed . zach : you know what i can tell you ? the other women do n't matter . you matter . you deserve better . madison : well , tell that to henry . he will laugh in your face . zach : henry . everything he has is because of you . everything . you 're better than that , better than him . madison : there 's nothing i can do about it . zach : yes , there is . stand up . show the world what kind of a person he really is . madison : all i ever do is worry about what other people think -- my father , our friends , society . what about me , huh ? what about what i think , what i feel ? i do n't want to live like this anymore . zach : then do n't . you have the power . use it . [ scene_break ] d.a . north : when you left , i tried to shut you out of my mind and pour myself into my work . randi : are you going to lay off kendall and jesse or not ? d.a . north : but every day since then , for years , i -- i 've hoped to turn a corner and see you standing there looking at me with those -- those beautiful eyes . now that that 's finally happened , you think i 'm just going to step aside and watch you throw your life away on some invalid ? randi : my husband is a hero and he got injured serving his country . we all owe him . d.a . north : so you 're with him out of obligation ? randi : i am with him because i love him and he is the most incredible man i 've ever met . d.a . north : how long did you know him before you got married ? five minutes ? you were on the rebound and along comes this doctor , the -- the soldier , the police chief 's son , and it all sounded like a great bet . but now you 're stuck . randi : no . d.a . north : just like i am . randi : no , i 'm not . d.a . north : we can be free . we can start over again anywhere we want . randi : do you care about me ? d.a . north : more than anything . randi : then listen to me . i 'm sorry that you 're not happy with your wife , and i know you will find someone out there for you , but it 's not me . i found the man that i want to be with for the rest of my life . i found the person that i belong with . d.a . north : do n't say that . randi : i do n't want to hurt you , henry , but you have to hear me . it 's over . d.a . north : do not say that . randi : ow . henry , please get your hands off -- [ scene_break ] kendall : i want zach to think i 'm gone . ryan : why ? kendall : because i have a plan but i ca n't do it without your help . [ door bell chimes ] kendall : do n't -- do n't tell anybody i 'm here here , please . ryan : ok . kendall : please . ryan : all right , ok . erica : oh , ryan . thank god . i thought i was going to die . and then she just lunged at me like a wild animal . i mean , the look in her eyes -- i had seen that once before right before she stabbed me that time . ryan : are you serious ? annie just snapped out of nowhere ? erica : yeah . i mean , i was trying to convince her that the best thing she could possibly do would be to -- to come clean , but , ryan , that woman is truly out of her mind . ryan : and obviously not capable of taking care of our daughter . erica : oh , no . i mean , ryan , i do n't think that i even realized how sick she is until -- i mean , there she was . she had her -- her hands on my throat , and i kept on gasping for air , and she just -- she just -- ryan : oh , god . thank god you 're ok . erica : thank you . ryan : thank god you 're ok . i 'll , um , i 'll get you a glass of water , ok ? erica : oh , thank you , but listen . this -- that was n't the worst , because she threatened me . annie threatened to finish me off . she said the next time she was going to ram the knife right through my heart . ryan : ok , that is not going to happen . she 's not going to hurt you again . erica : well , i really want annie behind bars , but i do n't want to give up my life to put her there . ryan : no , i understand that . i understand that . we 'll just regroup , ok , and then we 'll just figure out another way to see if annie is the one that killed stuart . erica : ryan , annie is definitely the one who killed stuart . i mean , if only adam was n't so blind -- adam actually took her part . you believe me , do n't you ? ryan : yes , i do . erica : see ? that 's -- that 's why i needed to come here . [ erica exhales ] ryan : there is -- there is something that i need to tell you . um , -- erica : well , i do n't like the sound of that . ryan : zach 's probably already left you a ton of messages . he thinks that kendall has -- has left town to avoid the trial . erica : oh , no . ok , then we have to find her . ryan : we will . we will . erica : ryan , you have to know something . you have to know that my daughter is innocent . the killer is annie . [ scene_break ] adam : erica was trying to dig up some dirt , trying to find some proof that annie killed stuart . annie : she has a whole gang helping her -- ryan , zach . aidan even bugged this house . j.r. : so annie 's a suspect . i thought kendall was as good as convicted . adam : precisely , which is why her posse is so desperate to pin the crime on someone else . j.r. : unless someone else did it , and maybe that someone else is the one who tried to strangle erica . annie : you do n't know what happened . she started yelling , and screaming , and she put those marks on her own neck . j.r. : so you 're saying that you did n't try to hurt erica . annie : do you see ? this is what they all want . they want you to doubt me so i go to prison and their precious kendall gets set free . j.r. : oh , that crew would go all out to save one of their own . annie : see ? j.r. : but framing someone for murder ? no . and if they 're pointing fingers at annie , they must really think that she did it . adam : they 're wrong . j.r. : how do you know ? you do n't . but you turn your back on erica , you kick me and little adam out of this house , you spend tons of cash on annie 's defense . oh , yeah , dad . you 're going all out for someone , for this woman , who could be your brother 's killer . adam : stuart was the heart of this family . do you really think that i would defend annie if i thought she was the one who ripped out my heart ? [ scene_break ] randi : i said stop . d.a . north : relax . randi : stop it . d.a . north : you 're really choosing that cripple over me . randi : i should n't have come . d.a . north : oh , that 's for sure . what if your husband finds out ? randi : there is nothing for my husband to find out . d.a . north : what is he going to think when he hears that you 've been sneaking off to have sex while he 's laid up in the hospital ? randi : what has happened to you ? you would lie like that just to hurt me ? you never used to treat me like that . d.a . north : well , like you said , we 're different people now . i mean , you are a former hooker who 's husband could no longer satisfy her so you turn to your ex to fulfill her needs . now , you think your perfect marriage can survive that ? randi : what about your reputation ? your name , huh ? d.a . north : i 'll survive . but , you , on the other hand , i can recommend a very good divorce attorney . randi : please do n't do this . d.a . north : i 'm done talking . take off your clothes . randi : what is the rush ? why do n't we , um , why do n't we go to that little italian restaurant by the water , and we can go get a glass of wine , and maybe have -- d.a . north : do you think i 'm stupid ? randi : let go . you 're hurting me . d.a . north : no , you do n't tell me what to do . i do not take orders from women . i am in charge now . [ randi gasps ] d.a . north : say you want me . say it . randi : do n't come any closer . henry , stop . randi : oh , my god . [ randi breathes heavily ] [ scene_break ] angie : same evidence , same results . why are you wasting your time and mine on this ? jesse : you know , that 's a damn good question . [ jesse exhales ] jesse : i 'm done . you know , i 'm going to dc . i 'm going to tell this guy to his face i 'm turning in my badge . angie : wait a minute . you 're going to resign as chief because the d.a . 's an ass ? jesse : this guy is using the legal system for his own personal gain . he 's building a death penalty case on circumstantial evidence . the scary part is , he could win this . angie : yeah , but , sweetheart , is this really what you want ? jesse : what i really want is for kendall to have a fair trial . i want time to look at other suspects , find new evidence , convict the right person . angie : and north has made that impossible . jesse : but i still think i can help kendall . i 'm going to make a statement explaining exactly why i want to step down . let 's put a huge dent in this guy 's political future . no way he 'll put me on the stand after that . one less person to turn on the woman that i 'm damn sure is innocent . angie : you know , i so admire your humanity . jesse : and i so admire you . [ scene_break ] [ phone ringing ] frankie : ohh ... [ frankie sighing ] frankie : hey , beautiful . randi : hi . i 'm so happy you answered the phone . i really needed to talk to you . i wanted to hear your voice . frankie : yeah , well , between eating the chicken surprise and squeezing the world in the palm of my hand , i 'm a very busy man . but you know i 've always got time for my baby . so how 's it going ? you taking care of business ? randi : huh ? what do you mean ? frankie : fusion , the reason why you had to go out of town . randi : yeah , right , i -- somehow i missed my flight . frankie : damn . randi : i know . i really want to be with you so much . frankie : randi , are you ok ? you sound a little weird . randi : um , yeah . i mean , i 'm just tired . you know , with -- it 's been a really long day . frankie , i love you . frankie : i love you , too . [ randi sighing ] randi : ohh . [ scene_break ] [ d.a . north grunts ] d.a . north : madison ? oh , thank god . help me . [ d.a . north grunts ] madison : who did this to you ? was it one of the hookers that you hired ? what happened to you -- did n't give her enough of my money ? d.a . north : oh , please . madison : do you remember the last time that we talked ? you told me that sometimes i make it hard for you to love me . d.a . north : help me . madison : i wish i could . but right now you 're making it very hard for me to love you . [ scene_break ] ryan : we will find kendall , ok ? i am sure that she has n't gone far . erica : ryan , we went about this all wrong . confronting annie like that ? i mean , what were we thinking ? ryan : ok , well , when kendall comes home , we 'll just come up with a new plan . erica : ryan , the trial is starting . we have to do this now . ryan : you have had such a hard day already . this is what i think you should do . i think you should go home and just have a nice , long , hot bath . erica : oh , that actually sounds great . and a hot bath always helps me to think . of course , it wo n't be nearly as much fun as that old tin tub with you hiding behind that blanket curtain . ryan : yeah . i 'll tell you what . i 'll call you as soon as i hear anything about kendall , ok ? erica : thank you . ryan : she 's gone . you can come out . kendall , you can come out . [ scene_break ] adam : kendall slater is guilty . she came over here to kill me and killed stuart by mistake . is that so hard to believe ? j.r. : annie was here with a gun that night , too . adam : and so were you . j.r. : yes , but i 've never shot anyone dead . adam : but annie has , so she must have done it again . yes , we are doomed to repeat our mistakes . j.r. : it 's very possible . adam : yeah , even probable that you 'll end up back in the bottle or david hayward will have your son . j.r. : never . adam : you believe you 've changed , that you have opened up a whole new path for yourself , and you want everyone to know that . well , that 's exactly what annie wants . she 's a good person . j.r. : i just want proof . adam : i am the proof . this woman is the reason i 'm alive . j.r. : look , i just came here because little adam forgot his blue dragon game . and yet somehow that seems more real than this conversation . adam : well , the blue dragons did n't put the marks on erica 's neck . but neither did erica . we 're alone now . you can talk to me . what did erica do to set you off ? [ scene_break ] annie : she was talking about emma . she said i would never see emma again unless i confessed to killing stuart . i got upset and she would n't stop . i was n't going to kill her . adam : no , of course not . annie : i 'm going to get some tea . would you like some ? adam : no , thank you . j.r. : you 're good . annie : excuse me ? j.r. : you 've convinced my father that you 're some kind of angel , but i know otherwise . i know that you 're working him . the night of the murder , you came here to kidnap my daughter . my uncle stuart got in the way , so you shot him . annie : i bumped into you that night , too . did i put a bullet in you ? j.r. : if i had been a little more sober , you probably would have . annie : do you even care that i saved your father 's life that night ? j.r. : says who , my dad ? my dad who was so drugged up , he did n't know what planet he was on ? annie : it 's the truth . j.r. : no , it 's the story that you fed him because you realized he would n't remember anything . except the story that you told him was n't what really happened , is it ? kendall : i would n't do that if i were you . [ scene_break ] erica : zach , any word on kendall ? zach : working on it . erica : i want to help . zach : all right , let 's start by keeping our voices down . come here . we ca n't tip off the cops . erica : zach , she 's out there somewhere , and she 's alone , and she 's really scared . zach : i know , of course she is . i 'm going to find her and make sure she 's in that courtroom . erica : how are you going to do that ? i mean , we all know that kendall is innocent . how in the world are you going to convince her to go on trial for her life ? [ scene_break ] adam : i do n't need this button to summon security . my lungs are quite adequate . i assume you 're here to finish the job . kendall : i 'm here because i need your help . adam : you want me to help the woman who murdered my brother . kendall : adam , for the tenth time , i did not kill stuart . annie did . so why are you still defending her ? adam : because she has done nothing wrong . kendall : are you sure about that ? adam : yes , quite sure . kendall : see , i do n't believe that . you are way too smart to believe anything just because annie says it 's true . adam : and you expect me to believe you . kendall : if not me , then my mother . she 's been there for you , adam . she 's been your friend . she 's been there for your family . and right now she needs your help . she needs you to know that her daughter is not a killer . are you honestly going to side with annie , a total stranger , over the best friend you have ? adam : i , uh -- annie lives under my roof now and we see each other quite often . and i 've been observing her very closely . kendall : i 'll bet you have . adam : i 'm as certain of her innocence as i am of your guilt . what could possibly change my mind now ? kendall : i have a way . [ scene_break ] [ randi exhales ] randi : hello ? henry ? henry ? henry . randi : henry , wake up . randi : oh , my god . oh , my god . jesse : randi . what happened ? what did you do ? [ scene_break ] angie : you all right ? frankie : i 'm worried . angie : well , i 'm not . you 're getting better every day . frankie : it 's randi . angie : randi can handle a business trip . frankie : no , something 's wrong . she just called me and she sounded scared . [ scene_break ] jesse : please tell me you found him like this . randi ! randi : i knew him . henry north was a -- was an ex - client that -- that somehow became more than a client . somehow he showed up in pine valley and he just kept on talking about how much he loved me and how we needed to be back together , and it was like he was obsessed and i -- jesse : all right , slow down . take your time . slow down . randi : i just wanted him -- i just wanted him to forget about me . jesse : and what happened ? randi : he started touching me . and -- and then he pushed himself on me and he would n't let go , and then i grabbed the bookend . i think i 'm going to be sick . jesse : ok , try -- try to steady yourself . try to calm down , ok ? randi : he 's dead , is n't he ? i killed him . jesse : why did n't you come to me ? why would n't you let me help you with something like this ? randi : henry was never a violent man . i do n't know . i thought that i could talk to him , that i could -- that i -- i do n't know , put some sense into his head so that he would back off you and back off kendall , but i do n't know . henry changed . what am i going to do ? what am i going to tell frankie ? jesse : come here , come here , come here . [ scene_break ] madison : champagne , please . bartender : sure . zach : hey . you 're in a better mood . madison : i took your advice . i showed my husband that i do have power . [ scene_break ] annie : adam , are you all right ? j.r. : stay away from him . you do n't look so good . adam : no , i 'm fine , i 'm fine . i 've been thinking . and it 's as if a cloud just suddenly lifted from my head . everything 's clear . j.r. : what do you mean when you say everything ? adam : the night my brother was shot , it 's coming back to me . j.r. : so you know who shot him ? adam : yes , i think so . annie : you ca n't . you ca n't remember that . adam : but i do . i remember the room , i remember my brother 's body , and the gun . annie : adam , maybe you should lie down . adam : no , no , not a chance . not when i 'm finally getting to the truth . | randi meets with henry in a hotel room in washington . when henry begins to make advances toward randi , she lets him know that she is married , but he does n't want to take `` no `` for an answer . randi picks up a bookend and hits henry in the side of the head with it . in the living room of the chandler mansion , erica tries to get annie to confess to the murder of stuart . annie attacks erica and tries to choke her to death . when erica tells adam about the attack , adam takes annie 's side calls for his security guards to have erica arrested . j.r. arrives and wants to know what is going on . zach arrives at ryan 's apartment to let him know that kendall is gone . after zach leaves , kendall walks in from off the balcony . kendall lets ryan know that she does n't want to let zach know that she is still in town . randi knocks henry unconscious with the bookend . |
opal : oh , hey there ! liza : hi , opal . is tad here ? i have his adoption papers all ready to be signed . opal : no , he is n't here . he asked me to watch the girls . he ran out of here , said he had to take care of some kind of a problem concerning damon . liza : do you happen to know what it 's about ? opal : all i know is that i have n't seen him since he left . damon is n't here either . he went rushing out of here so fast that he forgot his cell phone . [ jenny cries ] opal : oh , goodness . i 'll be right back . liza : uh - huh . opal : check on them . [ scene_break ] tad : oh ! look at this . i requested an ocean view , got the parking lot . brot : well , i 'm sorry that miller guy pressed charges . and on top of that , the judge was n't available . you at least deserved a mint on top of your pillow . tad : that 's ok . just tell me you did n't call krystal or opal , because i really do n't want them involved . brot : no , i did n't , but i did contact someone . damon : i am so disappointed in you . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you know , uncle palmer left me this cottage for a reason . a family day with you and a.j . could n't be a better reason . marissa : oh , god , i need to call ellen about the study group . i 'll be right back , ok ? j.r. : ok . annie : ahem . what 's with the bag ? oh , and i do n't mean marissa . j.r. : not funny . annie : running away from home ? j.r. : no . i 'm going away for a few days to focus on my priorities . you know , a big family trip . annie : you 're going away to get me out of your head . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] caleb : where 's a dog ? hmm ? [ voice mail beeps ] erica : caleb ? if you 're there -- i 'm sure you are -- pick up . caleb : hmm ! erica : really , caleb , i do n't care how unhappy you are about this . palmer wanted you to have cortlandt electronics . show some respect for palmer . deal with it , which means you have to deal with me . so stop being so childish and answer the damn phone . you ca n't avoid me forever . caleb : hmm . i know . [ scene_break ] [ erica sighs ] [ elevator doors open ] jackson : that does n't look so good . what 's wrong ? erica : i ca n't do this anymore . jackson : after surviving that plane crash and being isolated up on that mountain and injuring your leg , you really want me to believe that there 's something you ca n't do ? erica : oh -- [ jackson chuckles ] erica : yes , i can do anything i set my mind to . but do i want to ? is this what i really want to do ? i mean , jack , i 've been having some dreams lately -- they seem so real -- about the plane crash . i keep hearing the engines cutting out and -- and the falling and the impact , and i do n't know . i just -- i ca n't seem to get it out of my mind . jackson : come here . ohh . well , well , well . look at what just blew through the door . [ chuckles ] erica : bianca ! oh , hi ! honey , you 're back so soon from paris ! how is everybody ? how are the girls ? how is reese ? bianca : oh , they send their love . she sends her love , too . erica : thank you . and miranda -- did the tooth fairy ever make that visit ? bianca : oh , apparently , the going rate for a first tooth is a euro . jackson : wow . erica : aha . jackson : wow . i should lose some teeth . listen , i 'm gon na run downstairs and get you some of the green tea , of which you are so fond . erica : oh , that is wonderful . jackson : that 's because i love you . and you ? what would you like ? bianca : nothing , sir . i 'm fine . jackson : you 're sure ? i love you , too , you know ? bianca : i know . jackson : give me a kiss . bianca : bye . jackson : i 'll catch up later . bianca : oh , it 's still standing . no more fusion drama since i left ? erica : just waiting for greenlee 's next attack , that 's all . but i have been doing a lot of thinking lately , honey , and -- you know , i 've been running this company for kendall . i mean , i wanted to make sure it was still a viable company when she was ready to return . but lately -- bianca : you 're having second thoughts ? erica : well , it 's all turned so ugly , so negative . bianca : because of greenlee . erica : oh . in a word , yes . and i could wipe the floor with her , but the point is , is that what i want ? is that really what i want to do with my life ? i fought and won and made it all about me ? opal asked me if that 's what i want on my gravestone . i think that palmer sending me to pigeon hollow and the plane crash and all of it -- i just think that 's what 's propelling me to make the right decisions for myself to get me to the place where i can choose my priorities . bianca : and being stuck in the trenches wrestling greenlee is not your priority ? erica : no . bianca : you have put up such an incredible fight for kendall , mom . but if you want to move on , you should turn the battle over to someone else . erica : but who ? who in the world would have the passion , the drive , the stamina to take on all this ? bianca : me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i 'm going away for a few days to remind me of what 's really important -- marissa , a.j . , my family . annie : in other words , detox from me ? great . i hope it all works , whatever you want to call it . because the sooner i am not your drug of choice the better it is for the both of us . j.r. : yeah . annie : hey . j.r. : good morning , partner . scott : good morning . mmm -- j.r. : i 've got a few more things i need to get . annie : hmm . ahem . scott : i had a brilliant idea last night . annie : you had several . scott : i was talking about business . annie : oh . [ chuckles ] scott : if i buy cortlandt electronics , i can make sure that it never gets out that i stole the nanotech project from palmer . come with me . annie : where are we going ? scott : welcome our new neighbor . [ scene_break ] marissa : is that your uncle palmer 's letter ? j.r. : yeah . you ready to grab a.j . and go ? marissa : actually -- oh , god , i ca n't believe i 'm saying this , but i should n't go . i just remembered that i have this huge study session . and with the bar exam so close , i really need to just focus . j.r. : ok . if we need to cancel -- marissa : no , no , no , no . you should go as you originally planned . i mean , i 'm glad that you wanted us to come . but i understand that you need a break , and a.j . will understand . i mean , he wanted to stay with emma for the fireworks anyway . we 'll miss you , but i get that you need this time . j.r. : you know , after the cancer , all i was focused on was being a better man , a new person , and all i 've done since is let you down . i do n't want to lose you . that 's why i need to do this . addicts -- they have their triggers . i 've got to get away from mine . marissa : which are ? j.r. : the stress . the competitiveness . the craziness . i 've let it all get to me . [ sighs ] and since i 've been given this second chance , i have not honored what i have , what we have . i 've spun out of control . i 've been impulsive . i 've been reactive and paranoid , and that 's exactly the way that i act when i drink . marissa : you 've dealt with your drinking problem . j.r. : yeah , but not the behavior , and i do n't want to be that man . after all the promises that i 've made to you about being a husband , a good husband , a good father , i 've hurt you , the woman that i love , the woman that i want to spend the rest of my life with . so i 'm gon na go to that damn cottage , and i 'm gon na sit , and i 'm gon na think about my priorities and what i really want . marissa : what if you decide that you do n't want this ? j.r. : this is exactly what i want -- to be the man that i keep promising that i 'm gon na be , to be the man that you can trust again . marissa : you know , you have a lot more strength than you give yourself credit for . [ scene_break ] caleb : you getting a kick out of this , pete ? sticking me in this dump ? sticking me with your company ? [ sighs ] [ knock on door ] [ knock ] annie : hello ? caleb : `` hello ? `` i hate this town . scott : hi . we have n't met . caleb : and that would be a good thing . [ alarm ] scott : uh , we can call a security company . it 's -- [ alarm stops ] caleb : hmm . well , just come in . who the hell are you ? what do you want ? [ scene_break ] damon : i remember these cells , man . it sucks in here . tad : nah . in my little bit of time in the hole , there actually was a mouse . we came to sort of an understanding . damon : yeah , i know that mouse . i named him franklin . yo , man , you bailed me out of this place so many times . why did n't you pick up the phone ? tad : why ? there was n't a judge available . i was n't going anywhere quick . damon : did you get in a fight ? whoa ! who 'd you knock out ? tad : nothing . it 's -- never mind . damon : you 're pretty laid back , too , though . someone would have to really tick you off bad for you to take a swing -- it was my da -- it was paul , was n't it ? man , what an ass . he ca n't come after you like that and then blame you for the fight and get you arrested ! tad : why ? i hit him . damon : you -- you threw the first punch ? tad : the only punch . damon : why ? tad : because nobody talks to my son that way . all right , j.r. 's on his way down here . he 's gon na bail me out . you do n't have to stick around . damon : i 'm not going anywhere . tad : perfect . damon : man , i 'm so glad you knocked out paul with a knuckle salute . pow , pow ! man , no one 's ever knocked someone out for me before . tad : hey , just do me a favor , ok ? do n't follow my example , please ? violence is never a very good option . damon : yeah , yeah , i know . was it a cross or a haymaker ? tad : more like a first broken knuckle . not exactly rocky with apollo creed . damon : yeah , the master of disaster . the king of sting . tad : [ as rocky balboa ] i got to go out the way i got to go out . damon : ha ha ! no pain ! [ scene_break ] liza : so you have no idea what happened between tad and damon ? opal : oh , honey , whatever it is , it 'll work itself out . liza : yeah , you do n't know damon . opal : you know , liza , if you love tad , no matter what your feelings are for damon , do n't get in between father and son . [ phone rings ] liza : liza colby . j.r. : hey , it 's j.r . i 'm calling on behalf of tad . he needs you , liza . [ scene_break ] erica : bianca , are you sure you 're ready to stay and take on fusion ? bianca : i 've actually been talking to reese about coming back home . jackson : what 's this i hear ? we might be seeing your beautiful face on a more regular basis around here ? bianca : i also know two little girls who would be more than thrilled to see yours more often . jackson : nice . bianca : but i think my mom 's a little concerned about me going against greenlee one - on - one . jackson : wow . uh , i knew you said you were having some doubts about fusion . erica : bianca is taking over for me . bianca just told me that she will take over fusion for me . honey , i want you , though , to know , really be sure about everything you 're really getting into . bianca : consider it a wedding a present to you both . jackson : well , that would certainly free up my fiancée to spend more quality time with me . erica : right . jackson : but , honey , really , though . what about paris ? what about cambias industries ? you have a whole life there . bianca : well , i 've learned a lot working there , but they do n't need me . that company is in great shape . i 'll just talk to ryan , i 'll explain why i 'm leaving , and reese completely supports my decision . we 'll work it out as we go . erica : you are amazing . you are amazing ! bianca : oh , i think it 's a kane thing . erica : ohh ! bianca : i think i 'll just get started . i 'll go look at the financials . erica : ok . bianca : in your office ? erica : in my office . bianca : yes . thank you . jackson : it might be just a little bit of a montgomery thing , too . i 'm just saying , really , a little bit . so , as happy as i am to hear it , it is a little surprising that you 're just gon na walk away . erica : jack , we talked about this . you know that i 'm not walking away from anything . i 'm walking towards so many things that really mean a lot to me , one of them being walking towards my future with you . jackson : i love the sound of that . [ phone rings ] jackson : i hate the sound of this . [ erica laughs ] jackson : ok . montgomery . yeah , tell him i 'll be right there , keep his pants on , all right ? very good . thanks . bye . nervous client at the courthouse , got to go . erica : well , you know what ? no reason for me to stay . i 'll walk out with you . jackson : all right . erica : oh , jack , i 've won . in every way that matters , i 've won . jackson : hmm . [ scene_break ] scott : scott chandler . annie : and i 'm annie chandler , and we just wanted to welcome you to your new home , pine valley . caleb : why the hell do people dig up these nice plants , stick them in stupid pots ? annie : oh -- [ pot breaks as caleb throws it outside ] caleb : they belong in the ground . annie : oh . um , well , you must just love it here . wildwind has so much history . and i 'm sure you can kind of make it your own , maybe get some animal prints . i actually have an interior decorator . i 'm sure she 'd be more than willing to -- caleb : what do you want ? annie : ahem . scott : so sorry that we missed meeting you at the reading of palmer 's will the other day . caleb : well , now we 've met . so you can take your decorating tips and your animal prints , and you go tell somebody else about them . scott : palmer and i , we got very close before he died . caleb : good for you . scott : thank you . and i understand that -- [ shotgun cocks ] annie : oh . ahem . scott : i understand that he left cortlandt electronics to you , and you 're not at all interested in keeping the company . caleb : oh . now we 're getting down to the meat . scott : uh , mr. cooney , palmer and i , we talked for hours about his plans for cortlandt , how he wanted it to grow , and i -- i would love the opportunity to -- to help realize that future , to honor your uncle . caleb : pete , you hear that ? they want to honor you . you want cortlandt electronics ? scott : i thought we could discuss an offer , yes . caleb : hmm . tell me something . where 's adam ? why does he send a pup to do his work ? scott : you do n't know ? adam 's left pine valley . do you know him ? caleb : and what is your relationship to adam ? scott : his nephew . stuart chandler was my father . caleb : stuart ? the good one ? uncle pete liked him . annie : yeah , he -- he liked scott , too . caleb : so adam just picked up , left his company ? left his family just like that ? annie : his shrew of an ex - wife stole him back and dragged him away , actually . scott : annie . caleb : and you 're adam 's daughter ? annie : uh -- uh , no . his wife . i was his wife . caleb : ah . the trophy ? annie : no . he loved me . scott : since adam 's gone , his son j.r. and i -- we run the company now . listen , mr. cooney , i am willing to make an offer on cortlandt electronics . the timeframe is minimal . caleb : hmm . if you 'll excuse me , i have somewhere to be . scott : now ? what -- i tell you what , you call me when you have a chance , ok ? we 'll discuss an offer . [ door opens and closes ] caleb : huh . after all these years , i 've wondered what i 'd say to adam after what he did . [ scene_break ] liza : so what did damon do now ? tad : damon did n't do anything . it was me . i got angry and i slugged paul miller . he wants to press charges . damon : pop , pop , pop ! tad : do n't help . damon : pop ! liza : is that all ? i will make a phone call , and i will get this whole thing dropped . tad : oh , he 's pretty angry . liza : and i 'm a really good lawyer and will threaten to countersue with all sorts of stuff . he will get scared and go away . damon : i would n't count on it . that guy loves his grudges . liza : you left this at the house . damon : thanks . liza : yeah . what kind of game are you playing ? the pictures are still on this phone ? damon : chill out , ok ? i did n't save those pictures to show to tad . i just saved them for myself . liza : i do n't know if that was a punch line or some sort of confession . damon : think whatever you want . liza : i ca n't figure you out . i mean , you pull stuff like that , and then yesterday you were so great with colby . you told her to go to new york without you to focus on her career . damon : i told her what she needed to hear , to do what 's best for her , and i 'm trying to do the same . [ scene_break ] tad : thanks for the help . how are you ? j.r. : i 'm taking your advice . i 'm headed to the beach cottage for a few days , clear my head . you know , stop thinking about annie . tad : so you admit you 're still feeling a craving for annie ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays at krystal 's ] opal : well , caleb ! mr. cooney . caleb : yeah , ellie mae . opal : you know , here in the flatlands we usually like to start a conversation with , `` nice day . how are you ? `` something like that . caleb : thanks for the warning . opal : uh , but one thing -- i am very glad to see that you are still in town . caleb : well , not for long . opal : exactly the answer i was expecting . can you just tell me what is it that would be so terrible about respecting a man that cared about you , honoring his last wish ? caleb : well , not that it 's any of your business , but i 'm not cut out for this life . opal : well , neither was palmer when he first left the hills of west virginia , but he thrived , and so could you . did it ever occur to you that maybe palmer gave you cortlandt electronics to help you ? caleb : hmm . hmm . you mean like a life lesson ? opal : well , something like that . caleb : hmm . opal : you seem to care about your uncle , at least . i mean , why do n't you give this a shot ? he obviously believed in you . caleb : i 'm not pete cooney . never gon na be . opal : well , this is where the flatlanders among us say , `` have a nice day `` and move on . caleb : hmm . whoo . singer : and every little twist of fate or is it just a random thought ? caleb : yeah , i 'm ready to hear about your offer . [ scene_break ] caleb : what are you doing here ? erica : what are you doing here ? caleb : i 'm taking a walk . erica : i 'm taking a walk . caleb : are you following me again ? erica : ohh . i had no idea that you would be here . caleb : yeah , right . i might 've bought that the first time , maybe the second time . erica : well , i 'm not stalking you in a public park , if that 's what you 're scoffing at . you 're completely wrong . caleb : oh . erica : oh , you have another explanation as to what 's going on between us ? i would love to hear it . caleb : between you and me ? erica : fine . good . we finally agree on something . caleb : mm - hmm . erica : but we 're not done . i have left you dozens of messages . caleb : so ? erica : so you may have been able to run away and hide on that mountain , but you do n't get to hide here . ohh . what possessed palmer to think that he could depend on you ? caleb : you 'd crash that company faster than you crashed the plane . erica : that plane did not crash because of me . and between the two of us , i 'm the one who knows how to run the company , but i wo n't stay and run it for you . caleb : what happened to honoring palmer 's legacy ? erica : oh , i can honor palmer plenty , but i wo n't teach you how to run the business . caleb : you teach me ? that 's rich . [ scene_break ] annie : that caleb guy belongs in the woods . scott : he 's just overwhelmed . hang on . what ? we got him . cooney wants to hear my offer . annie : yes ! yes , yes , yes , yes ! this is great ! half of chandler , all of cortlandt -- you 're gon na rule ! scott : no , no , no . we 're not out of the woods yet . it 's too early to celebrate . i can not buy cortlandt on my own . chandler has to make the acquisition . i need j.r. in on this deal with me . i ca n't make it without him . annie : damn . scott : no , i 'm gon na make this work , annie . i have to . chandler acquires cortlandt , i can make cortlandt electronics a star again , and i can cover up where i got the nanotech project from . and that way , i wo n't be the man that stole palmer 's dream . i 'll be the man that made it come true . annie : you really are the good chandler . scott : come here . [ annie giggles ] marissa : i did n't know you were home . scott : no -- hey , you know where j.r. is ? i got to see him -- business deal . marissa : he already left for the beach cottage . scott : oh . damn it . i ca n't do this without him . annie : well , he 'll be back . scott : no . no , you heard caleb . you saw the man . he is not exactly stable . he could change his mind at any second . i got to make this deal now , annie , because if i lose cortlandt electronics , i lose everything . [ phone rings ] scott : oh , hang on . [ sighs ] yeah , where are the numbers from accounting ? [ scene_break ] liza : all right , so now that our jailbird is free , you guys ready to execute some adoption papers ? just read them over carefully and sign . tad : i do n't have to read a thing . i 'm ready right now . hand me that pen . damon : wait . what you did at this morning 's meeting ? that was pure poetry . tad : i thought we agreed on this . damon : we did . we do . it 's just the last guy who tried to be my dad gave up a long time ago . tad : well , like you said , it 's a long time ago . i 'm your dad now , and i 'm not about to give up on you , ever . damon : do n't say i did n't warn you . tad : i 've been warned . are we ok ? damon : where do i sign ? opal : oh , that 's a relief ! for a second there , i thought we were n't gon na go through with this . damon : i 'm no idiot . i know what i 'm getting . opal : yeah , only about the best daddy in the whole wide world . [ laughter ] tad : [ hums ] you ready ? there . that was n't so painful , was it ? damon : not so bad . ahem . ooh . sorry , sorry -- your hand . tad : it 's ok , son . [ damon coughs ] tad : that 's good . [ scene_break ] erica : fine . you think you know so damn much about running a company ? be my guest . but obviously palmer thought you 'd need help or he never would 've asked me to run the company for you . caleb : you 'd just be a huge pain . erica : well , at least i 'm not an arrogant , judgmental neanderthal who has no idea how to live in the real world . caleb : this is the real world ? erica : oh , go back and eat your damn squirrel , then . and leave living in civilization to those of us who have the courage enough to face it head - on . caleb : dorothy , you have no idea what i 'm capable of . erica : sure i do . i know you 're capable of being very difficult , and chopping wood and throwing people over your shoulder . but functioning as a compassionate , decent human being ? no , you should go back to your pile of rocks . caleb : well , i would if it were there . erica : i offered to write you a check . you refused . caleb : oh , that 's right . just throw money at it . just keep throwing money at everything . that fixes everything , does n't it ? erica : it sure as hell would fix this . then i 'd never have to see you again . jackson : we have a problem here ? caleb : yes , officer . this woman is harassing me . jackson : well , maybe you should calm down a little bit . erica : look , if you want to get rid of me , all you have to do is sit down and figure out how we are going to deal with cortlandt electronics . caleb : if you 'll excuse me , my eardrums are gon na explode if i hear another syllable . erica : oh , the man is impossible . jackson : i did n't know you had a meeting scheduled with caleb . erica : we did not have a meeting scheduled . this was coincidence . i was just here minding my own business , trying to take a walk on a gorgeous day , and you know what i really think ? i think he followed me . i just want him to get out of my sight by any means possible , as soon as possible . [ scene_break ] j.r. : hmm . ohh . [ j.r. dreaming ] marissa : j.r. ? annie : hi , j.r . marissa : i love you so much . annie : you just ca n't get enough of me . marissa : i will love you , take care of you , support you , make you feel happy and safe , secure . annie : i 'm the woman who makes you feel alive , that you can talk to , connect to , body and soul . marissa : come back to me , j.r . annie : come with me , j.r . [ scene_break ] opal : my goodness , my grandson ! oh , well , all this excitement i 'm sure has made me late to the hospital , and you know those book carts -- they do not push themselves . oh , congratulations . tad : thank you , ma . opal : i 'll see you later . tad : ok , what do you guys say we open up some soda to celebrate , huh ? damon : extra sugar , extra caffeine for me . tad : all right . damon : man , thanks a lot for getting the paperwork together so fast . that means a lot . liza : i do n't know . i 'm just -- i 'm not used to this . you know , it looks like you 've just switched jekyll to hyde overnight . damon : hyde to jekyll -- jekyll 's a good guy . it came up in my g.e.d . stuff . it 's a good book . liza : right . damon : i do n't know . it 's just cool , man . the stuff with tad -- i never thought it would happen like this , you know ? maybe someday we 'll even be friends . who knows ? huh . liza : where 's this coming from ? damon : what ? i do n't know . like , seriously , i just feel really happy right now . you have n't congratulated me officially . [ damon and liza hug then kiss ] tad : round one is on the house ! all right , guys , what do you say ? here you go . one for you , one for you , and a toast . cheers . [ scene_break ] caleb : we got nothing to talk about . erica : caleb , i came to apologize . caleb : you do n't apologize . erica : yes , i do , when i 'm wrong , and i have been wrong . you saved my life , caleb , and i have n't been acting very grateful lately , so i 'd like to start over , if you 're willing . i brought you some jim , your favorite . [ scene_break ] scott : call me when you get this , ok ? let me know when you 'll be home . marissa : lost track of annie ? scott : [ sighs ] probably went shopping . annie : yeah , probably . scott : i get it , marissa . i know what it must be like to live under the same roof as the woman who j.r. cheated on you with . marissa : do you ? scott : no . but i know it ca n't be easy . i know it 's got to hurt . with adam gone and my father dead , palmer , i just want this family to get along again . you remember palmer 's will ? marissa : mm - hmm . scott : yeah ? his wish that our generation be better than our fathers ' ? marissa : so , what , i should just forget what annie did ? scott : i 'm trying to with j.r . marissa : yeah , because it 's good for business now that you have equal shares in the company . scott : no , because we 're family . you and i have fallen for challenging people , but we see the best part of them , and we think that 's what makes it all worth it . so why not work together ? we can do this , marissa . we can bring this family back together . | when liza goes to tad 's with adoption papers , opal advises her not to get between him and his son . liza finds damon 's phone and sees that her half naked pics are still on it . damon arrives at the police station and jokingly admonishes tad for getting arrested . j.r. and marissa discuss a trip to the beach house when annie comes in . erica calls caleb , but he refuses to pick up the phone . erica leaves him a message that they need to discuss palmer 's wishes about cortlandt electronics . at fusion , erica considers leaving to do other things . bianca arrives and announces that she and reese want to move back to pine valley . both jack and erica are glad when bianca offers to take over fusion for kendall . scott and annie visit caleb to discuss buying palmer 's company , so scott can hide the fact that he stole the nanotech project . caleb wants to know where adam is , so annie and scott tell him what has been going on . j.r. calls liza to come to tad 's aid . when liza confronts damon about the pics still being on his phone , he assures her he wo n't show them to tad . when caleb considers selling , scott realizes that he can not buy cortlandt electronics without j.r. scott finds out from marissa that j.r. left town and is eager to reach him . annie goes searching for j.r. at the beach house . damon and tad sign the adoption papers and celebrate with liza and opal . caleb and erica meet up in the park and begin to argue as usual over palmer 's company . caleb does n't want any part of it , but erica insists that they do as palmer asked . jack interrupts them . at the beach house , j.r. dreams of both marissa and annie . annie arrives at the beach house . damon asks liza to congratulate him , and when she hugs him , he kisses her . |
[ previously_on ] henry : i just got a job with a band , maggie . let 's go to s.o.s . and celebrate . maggie : yeah , i do n't think so . carlos : you used me , greenlee , so now we 're over . bianca : can you ever forgive me for walking away from you ? michael : my attorneys will have these charges dropped before you know it . i owe each of you a very special debt . [ scene_break ] simone : oh , mia , will you do me a favor and will you get rid of every single one of these tapes from my sight ? mia : what 's wrong ? you ca n't take the heat ? simone : every circuit in my body is on overload . i mean , i feel like i 'm spiking a fever . mia : and all these hot bods are just fanning the flames . simone : you know , what do you do when mercury 's rising and there 's not one man in sight ? mia : i stand naked in front of the freezer with a quart of mocha almond fudge . simone : well , i do n't need a brain freeze . i need a man . not the rabbit , but a real live flesh - and - blood man . mia : a man in shivers under the sheet -- and a quart of mocha almond fudge . simone : you know , i bet carlos is giving greenlee the chills right now . mia : oh , i bet he is . simone : such a lucky girl . mia : mm - hmm . simone : hey . what are you doing here ? mia : where 's carlos ? greenlee : to hell with carlos . [ scene_break ] boyd : here you go , myrtle . one martini , neat . myrtle : oh , lordy ! oh , thank you . boyd : cheers . myrtle : cheers . bartender : hi . stop by to beat the heat ? carlos : oh , yeah . i like it hot . bartender : so do i . what 's your pleasure ? carlos : tequila , mescal . bartender : oh , you do like it hot . maggie : there you guys are . boyd : hey . maggie : hi . sorry i 'm late . myrtle : oh , that 's ok . listen , you 're not late . henry and his hot boys are just getting ready to set up . boyd : myrtle , the name of the band is frequency . myrtle : oh , oh , fre -- oh . well , i tell you , one of the boys from frequency is coming in loud and clear . tia : henry , with you as my front man and me on the keys , we are going to rock . boyd : well , maggie , did you hear about michael cambias ? maggie : no . what ? tell me . boyd : he 's busted , again . only word is this time he 's going down and he 's going to stay down . myrtle : finally ! boyd : i propose a toast -- long may he rot in prison . [ scene_break ] officer : ok , cambias . we got a cell in the hottest section waiting . michael : what about my phone call to my lawyer ? officer : you heard the d.a . this one goes strictly by the book . second officer : no ticket to freedom , because one of p. v. 's finest blew it . kendall : is this it , erica ? erica : what ? kendall : is this the day where you actually thank me for bringing down michael ? they 're together , erica . accept it . erica : look , why ca n't you just mind your own business ? adam . adam , what are you doing here ? adam : i understand the police caught michael cambias along with my embezzling c.f.o . erica : if you are here to bail out michael cambias again , i swear to you , i will come after you with everything i have . adam : erica , erica , no . i 'm not here to bail him out . i 'm here to bury him . [ thunder ] adam : so , you see , erica , there is no way in hell cambias is going to walk away from this . erica : well , adam , it sounds like you 've laid the groundwork for an airtight case . adam : well , lena has done the lion 's share . she 's very brave and very determined . erica : yeah . determined . that 's what she is . adam : well , i have to go see montgomery and give him my deposition . are you sure you 're all right here alone ? erica : well , of course . i mean , i 'm hardly alone . adam : yeah , of course . well , i guess we 'll see each other in court . [ scene_break ] lena : kendall -- thank you . i owe you my freedom . kendall : what , you 're thanking little old me ? lena : yes . i mean , really , tracking down bob barrett all the way down in the caymans , bringing him back here to turn state 's evidence against michael -- it 's incredible . kendall : well , i did n't do it alone . lena : well , you did it , and i 'm so grateful . bianca : me , too . kendall , you really came through for lena and for me . kendall : yeah , well , what are big sisters for ? bianca : no . i 'm beginning to figure that out . erica : well , it 's been quite a night . lena , i deeply regret the ordeal you went through . i know that a jail cell is the scariest place on the planet , and when you 're falsely accused -- well , i am very , very thankful that all of this is over for you . lena : thank you . thank you , erica , for being so understanding . erica : oh , well -- look , i , for one , am just exhausted . bianca , why do n't you let me drop you at myrtle 's , you know , before this storm breaks out , ok ? better yet , why do n't you spend the night with me ? spend the night . we 'll have hot chocolate and we 'll have marshmallows and we 'll catch up . bianca : oh , thank you , mom , but -- actually , i already have plans tonight . see you tomorrow . kendall : well , anyone else up for a hot - chocolate mother - daughter combo ? did n't think so . well , good night , erica . sleep tight . erica : oh -- [ thunder ] [ erica gasps ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : stupid bracelets , stupid earrings , stupid broken air conditioning . mia : greenlee , you 're supposed to be at a country hideaway with carlos . simone : yeah , the ultimate romantic getaway . i mean , carlos had it arranged . it was supposed to be a night of no return , no holding back . greenlee : oh , carlos did n't hold back . he told me exactly what he thinks of me . mia : he adores you . he lusts after you in two different languages . simone : he went to all this trouble to make tonight -- greenlee : what ? one i 'd never forget ? well , he certainly did that . oh , yeah , he did . it 's going to take me a long time to recover from this . mia : well , stop ranting and tell us what happened . greenlee : ok . ok , let me set the scene for you . this rustic , romantic country inn . i walk in , there 's champagne on ice , there 's roses everywhere . the only thing missing was carlos . mia : he stood her -- he stood you up ? greenlee : oh , no , no , no , no . he showed up , looking so drop - dead gorgeous i nearly passed out . simone : ok , greenlee , what happened ? greenlee : carlos morphed from don juan into ferdinand , the bull , ready to gore me because i was n't this perfect saintly person that i never was to begin with . simone : ah , well . greenlee : just some stupid figment of his macho grande imagination . mia : i think they had a fight . simone : gee , you think ? mia : mm - hmm . greenlee : judgmental jerk . he went all holier - than - thou because that stupid cosmetics counter switch at lacey 's . mia : oh , carlos found out that you blackmailed mrs. lacey . greenlee : that old cow diane must have gone running to him with her girdle in a twist . simone : oh , greenlee , i am so sorry . i thought carlos already knew about you putting the squeeze on the old lacey broad . greenlee : simone ? simone : i know . greenlee : you 're the one who ratted me out ? simone : it was not on purpose . i mean , i tried to call you . i mean , carlos was here and we were talking -- greenlee : oh , but you could n't keep your big bazoo shut ? how could you do this ? how could you ruin this night ? you knew how much it meant to me . simone : i -- look , i -- greenlee : you know what ? it 's bad enough that carlos turned on me , but what do you expect ? he 's a man , but you ? simone , i was finally beginning to trust you . you know what ? you get out of my face . you clear your desk . you are fired , and that 's final . [ thunder ] simone : greenlee , this is so unfair . greenlee : oh , as unfair as you stabbing me in the back . you 've been hot forever for carlos . you shot me down so you 'd get another chance . simone : when have i ever had a chance with carlos ? i could lap dance for the guy until my thighs are raw and he would n't even notice me . the only woman in the world in this life that he wants is you . [ scene_break ] bartender : you 're thirsty tonight . carlos : just catching up with an old friend . bartender : you want to watch it with that mescal . it can get all wicked on you . carlos : oh , i 'm ready for something wicked . bartender : i 'll just bet you are . carlos : carlos . and you are ? bartender : suzanne . carlos : suzanne . suzanne , suzanne , suzanne . it 's a beautiful name for a beautiful woman . can i buy you a drink ? suzanne : maybe . after work . carlos : that 's a deal . suzanne : so , what 's your story ? carlos : story ? suzanne : everyone who comes in here has got a story . carlos : i 've got more than one , but tonight , i relax , enjoy the music and the tequila . can you help me do that ? suzanne : absolutely . carlos : gracias . [ scene_break ] myrtle : oh , i tell you , this heat is awful ! do you know , it reminds me of a summer once , a long time ago , when i was in the carnival , and it got so hot we had to put the stakes down in kansas . and would n't you know ? i ended up with a salesman of lightning rods . boyd : hold on a second . back up . did i hear you say lightning rod ? myrtle : well , it 's to keep you from getting a bolt from the blue . boyd : you 're kidding me , right ? did it work ? myrtle : well , i did n't get a bolt from lightning , but i got a couple of nice little bolts from the salesman -- very nice . boyd : yeah , i bet you did . you never cease to amaze me . you know that ? hey , maggie , how bad is myrtle ? maggie ? hello . henry : hey , guys . glad you could make it . boyd : hey . myrtle : well , of course . i mean , this is your debut . where else would we be ? henry : well , i could sure use a fan base . boyd : well , you got us . henry : thank you . myrtle : you got us . henry : hey , maggie , can i talk to you for a second ? maggie : sure , sure . guys , i 'll be right back . henry : well , thanks for showing up . maggie : of course , i did . it 's your big night . henry : yeah , and i want to start it off right , you know . i want to get the air clear . maggie : i thought we were unattached , you know -- henry : yeah , i know that 's where your head 's been , and i just -- i 've been trying to get us back together to try to get back what we had , and -- maggie : right , and , henry , i do n't -- henry : i 'm going to back off , ok ? i 'm going to stop crowding you . so you do n't need to duck for cover the next time you see me coming , ok ? tia : come on , henry . our first set 's starting . henry : i 'm going to -- maggie : no , go , go . go . henry : ok . man : we 're glad you 're here with us at s.o.s . ! we know you already feel the heat , because it 's getting hot in here ! tonight , we 're going to turn it up with a local band guaranteed to light your fire . give it up for frequency ! [ applause ] suzanne : excuse me , miss . suzanne : excuse me , miss . maggie : yeah -- oh , thank you , but i did n't order that . suzanne : with the gentleman 's compliments . maggie : `` the gentleman `` ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : i hate to admit it , but you 're right , simone . carlos did want me , only me , but now i 'm nothing to him because i lied . simone : ok , so you lied . who does n't ? mia : big businesses lie . simone : mm - hmm . mia : even presidents under oath . simone : yeah , and you know what ? carlos lied when he was pretending to be the mystery e - mailer . greenlee : yeah , i pointed that out . mia : and he did n't care ? greenlee : but carlos wanted me to be different , at least with him . i told him i was anything but perfect , and then i proved it . simone : yeah , well , kenny thought i was perfect . mia : there is no such thing as perfect . greenlee : yeah , but everyone keeps a scorecard anyway . ten points off if you drool while you sleep . add five points if you remember your lover 's cat 's birthday . i asked carlos if he could accept the nasty with the nice , and he said he could , so who 's the bigger liar here , huh , him or me ? simone : relationships suck . mia : mine definitely do . greenlee : i should have known this was how it would end . i should n't have let carlos get too close . i did n't think i could let anyone in after leo , and i was just starting to open myself up to him , and i just ca n't do this again . i 'm left behind again , alone again , and i just ca n't do it . i ca n't . [ scene_break ] [ band plays ] [ cheers ] maggie : hey , guys , guys , next round 's on me . what do you want ? myrtle : well , i 'll just have a guava nectar this time , for a change . lots of chunk -- crushed ice . maggie : ok . boyd : sounds good to me . count me in . maggie : ok . i 'll be right back . boyd : ok . maggie : hi . can i have two guava nectars on the rocks and a soda . suzanne : sure . maggie : thanks . hey , thanks for that drink . carlos : you did n't touch it . maggie : oh , well , i drove myself here , so -- carlos : well , it was a virgin . no alcohol . maggie : oh , i know what a virgin is . carlos : he 's not worth it . maggie : what ? carlos : the guitar player . you deserve so much better . [ scene_break ] [ thunder ] kendall : erica , what is it ? erica : oh -- nothing . just my heel , the heel on my shoe . i lost my balance . kendall : no , no , you look scared to death . [ thunder ] kendall : well , what -- is the storm scaring you ? erica : are you kidding ? stop that . do n't be such a drama queen . i mean , my heel -- i lost my balance , i slipped . end of story . kendall : listen , listen , if you 're done here , i can walk you out to the parking lot . erica : well , i hardly think that i need an escort . besides , i 'm waiting . i 'm waiting for jack . excuse me . kendall : mm - hmm . erica : may i have a glass of water , please ? officer : no trouble at all , ms. kane . erica : thank you . [ thunder ] erica : thank you so much . [ thunder ] erica : oh , one more thing . i have another request . this concerns michael cambias . [ scene_break ] adam : did you actually think you could pull it off ? did you think you could loot my company without having to answer to me for it ? michael : sorry , adam . you 're hanging this on the wrong guy . bob barrett , your c.f.o . , acted alone . adam : no , we have his sworn affidavit . michael : well , i guess he 's lying then , because i had nothing to do with any insider trading -- adam : tell it to the jury , not that they 'll believe you once we 've presented the evidence . michael : yeah , well , there is no evidence . adam : oh , michael ! we have e - mails , phone records , money transfers , and we 're going to use them all to bury you . michael : and who exactly is `` we `` ? adam : we would be me and lena kundera . michael : lena . who the hell 's going to believe that lying lesbo 's word ? adam : bob barrett has already admitted that you gave him $ 100,000 to disappear . that 's all the proof we need to put you away for a very , very long time and to prove that you were indeed the mastermind -- should i say , the brains behind this whole pathetically transparent procedure . michael : why do n't you go to hell . adam : is n't it strange how greed and stupidity often go hand in hand ? you probably thought you were acting of your own free will , but you were playing right into my hand . michael : guard ! get this guy out of here . adam : i orchestrated your demise when i hired you . i did n't think it was going to be this easy , but obviously , all i had to do was sit back and wait until you self - destructed . michael : guard ! adam : i can only imagine how your poor father must feel . poor alexander , saddled with an incompetent son . you 're not fit to wipe his shoes , michael . alexander : you have been an embarrassment to me every day of your life . ms. kane , cambias industries welcomes you to its board of directors . [ applause ] michael : father ! alexander : do n't call me that ! you have n't earned the right ! michael : why do n't you just get the hell out of here and go ! get ! go ! out of my sight . [ scene_break ] simone : hey , you know what ? you 're not the only one that lost a guy and is facing life looking at the possibility of no romance . greenlee : yeah , well , get real , simone . you still have kenny lusting after you . simone : oh , ok . dear sweet kenny is gone . mia : oh , yeah . he moved to , like , russia or something . simone : yeah . greenlee : what ? simone : yeah . he got a job offer and he took it , but he asked me to marry him and emigrate to the motherland . yeah , only problem is i 'm not in love with him . mia : oh , it 's ok . it does n't matter . you would n't have looked very good in combat boots and a babushka anyhow . simone : you do n't think ? mia : no . and as for me , i am writing a book on relationships entitled `` do not let this happen to you . `` simone : well , you know , kendall could add a chapter -- `` slimy snakes i 've loved and lost . `` mia : ha ! oh , my god , it is such a kick in the head . we come up with the sexiest man contest and we 're a huge runaway success . we 're flooded with tons of entries , and the four of us are hopelessly single . simone : you know what they say about all work and no play . mia : what do they say ? simone : it 's the makings for lonely , hot , sleepless nights . you know , we pour all of our energy into this company , into this campaign . mia : yeah , we do . simone : you know what ? we need to save some of our creative juices and save our own love lives . mia : you mean , like , we could come up with our own private search or something ? simone : yeah , yeah . we could find sexy men that we could have sole and exclusive rights to . mm - hmm . mia : you think that would work ? simone : why not ? i mean , we know that there 's great guys out there . we know how hot we are . and we could find gorgeous men to be all our own . i mean , you know , why not ? who 's stopping us ? mia : i think it 's a great idea . simone : yeah . [ thunder ] [ scene_break ] carlos : are you ignoring me ? maggie : what ? carlos : you are . is it because i insulted your boyfriend over there ? maggie : he 's not my boyfriend . carlos : ah . so there is hope for little old me , huh ? carlos : gotcha . maggie : excuse me . carlos : you keep on sneaking looks at your boyfriend who 's not your boyfriend . maggie : well , if you must know -- carlos : mm - hmm -- maggie : henry and i were dating each other for a while , but i broke up with him . carlos : henry 's loss . maggie : he 'd been wanting to get back together until tonight . carlos : what happened ? maggie : let 's just say he wants to give me my space , which is code for he wants to move on . carlos : well , maybe you should do the same as well and spend the rest of this lovely evening with me . what do you say ? you know what , suzanne ? leave this drink here , and will you be a doll and deliver these two over there ? suzanne : sure . carlos : thanks . suzanne : you 're welcome . carlos : if it 's not the real thing , it 'll disappear . but if it 's the real thing , it 'll come back to you . [ scene_break ] [ thunder ] bianca : whoa . lena : it feels like the heavens could open up any moment . bianca : oh , come on . do n't tell me you 're afraid of a little thunder and lightning ? lena : i do n't even watch the weather channel . too much violence . bianca : you know , when i was a little girl , i would just read my mother 's old nancy drew books . lena : oh . bianca : and it always seemed like when nancy was racing to solve a mystery , she was also racing one heck of a storm . and somehow , she always managed to do both -- solve the crime , save the day , and beat the odds . and that 's what i love about you . you have raced so many storms -- a couple of them you raced for me -- and you 've survived every single one of them . you have been so strong and so fearless . i ca n't believe i ever doubted you . i am so sorry for turning my back on you . lena : hey . the storm 's over . look , we survived and we 're together and that 's all that matters . michael : what do you want , erica ? erica : i had to see that the animal was properly caged . michael : you wanted to make sure i could n't get out , because if i did , we 'd finish what you started that night in your office . but we both know what really happened that night , do n't we ? i mean , you said i tried to rape you , but , i mean , really , you wanted it as much as i did , did n't you ? erica : no . michael : well , why do n't you call the guard . why do n't you reach in here and give the condemned man something to think about , huh , something to smile about . erica : you are disgusting . michael : well , if i make you sick , why do n't you go ? no , because you 'd rather toss that mane , wet those parted lips . i tell you , you 've got the tease down to an art form . you let a guy imagine what it would be like to take you , to own you , and then you pull it all away , always leaving them wanting more . is that right ? well , let me tell you something . it 's a dangerous game you 're playing , erica . it 's the same game you were playing that night in hollywood when you cried rape . and you know what , sweetheart ? it 's not rape if you 're asking for it , like you did back then , like you did that night in your office with me , and like you are right now . is n't that right ? you 're asking for it now . are n't you ? are n't you ? [ erica screams ] michael : come here . kendall : touch her and i 'll kill you ! [ scene_break ] henry : hey , i 'll be right back . carlos : give me my elbow back . here 's to moving on . maggie : to moving on . carlos : hmm . amigo . i enjoyed your first set over there . do you know any love songs ? henry : i do n't take tips . carlos : suit yourself . that was very rude of me . i should ask what your favorite love song is . maggie : oh , anything 's fine . henry : maggie ? maggie : oh , look , henry . i think your keyboard chick wants you . tia : so , did that cute guy ask for a request ? henry : just a love song . carlos : you know , the sad truth is i broke up with someone tonight as well . maggie : really ? well , whoever she is , you deserve a lot better . [ scene_break ] [ thunder ] greenlee : wow . there 's a storm brewing out there . mia : whoo , a storm ! now , there have to be at least four guys in here to custom - fit us . simone : four guys ? mia : yeah , we 'll just vote kendall 's proxy . simone : ok , you know what ? rule number 1 -- men that are in the sexiest man contest can not be part of our private search . mia : oh , why ? simone : i do n't know . it just does n't seem right . i think we should find our sexy guys each in our own way . greenlee : count me out . i do n't want a sexy man or any other man . i 'm through with men . simone : honey , we have all sung that song . mia : you said yourself you do n't want to be alone . greenlee : well , then , i 'll get a pet . i 'll get a parrot or a turtle , something that wo n't desert me or die on me . simone : i had a turtle . it did die . mia : greenlee , we all need someone to love , someone special . simone : yeah , and soon , because the thought of the four of us in a double - wide trailer with 16 cats and a satellite dish really does n't do anything for me . greenlee , you ca n't win if you do n't play . greenlee : what are the rules again ? mia : yes ! simone : ok , we 'll recruit our own sexy guy . mia : right , ok . no married men , no men involved with interns or amnesiacs . greenlee : and mystery e - mailers need not apply . when 's the deadline ? simone : oh . what ? greenlee : well , our voters have a cutoff date . so should we . mia : ok , well , how about september 8 , the same as our sexiest man contest ? simone : ooh , that would make our search lean and mean . greenlee : well , what do we win if we , you know , win ? mia : i 'll be happy just going home with the hunk of my dreams . simone : no , not me , sister . i want a signing bonus . oh , i am so brilliant . i know the exact , the perfect take - home prize . [ scene_break ] lena : bianca ? bianca : mm - hmm ? lena : i want to take you away somewhere for a long weekend . no , no , not a week . bianca : well , how about the whole summer ? lena : hey , do n't tempt me . bianca : why not ? we can do it . i mean , you said that you wanted to take me to prague . let 's just go . lena : well , i mean , we could , and we could start in prague and then go wherever our hearts lead us . bianca : yeah , i like the sound of that . adam : excuse me . sorry to interrupt . lena : adam . what is it ? adam : yes , i just was talking to jackson montgomery . he feels we have a fairly solid case against cambias . lena : uh - huh . adam : but there 's a line on an associate of cambias headquartered in hong kong ? lena : oh , douglas chow . yes . i 've worked closely with him in the past , yeah . adam : good . well , he has volunteered to handle the documents that would guarantee cambias a very long prison sentence , but he insists on speaking with you . lena : oh , you mean tonight ? adam : the sooner , the better , yes . lena : oh -- bianca : ask yourself what nancy drew would do . lena : look , i 'll call you later , if it 's not too late . bianca : ok . oh , it will never be too late . [ thunder ] bianca : yikes . adam : can i offer you a ride home , bianca ? bianca : no . actually , i want to walk . lena : well , look , be careful . it looks like you 'll be racing the storm . bianca : i 'll be very careful . [ thunder ] [ scene_break ] michael : oh , michael : oh , this is touching , this is touching -- the rejected daughter stepping in to protect the mother who tossed her aside . hmm , i got to finish that . kendall : you are pure evil . michael : kendall . i mean , how could you say that ? i mean , did n't i love you when no one else could stand to be around you ? and all those nights that i held you while you whined about how your mommy hated you , because you were the child of rape ? let me tell you something . it 's not rape . it 's because you 're so damned unlovable , just like your sister , just like your mother . erica uses men , and men use you . oh , poor bianca 's so screwed up she has to get it from women . kendall : you 're sick , and i 'm going to make sure that you pay . michael : oh , i 'll get what 's coming to me . you can count on that . bye , gorgeous . oh , jeez . marvin , you said five minutes . where the hell have you been ? marvin : michael , i had to stop by the clerk 's off -- michael : shut up and get me the hell out of here , ok ? go . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you know , simone , usually your ideas land us in debt or jail . simone : ok , well , you know what ? just hear me out . you know , mia and i work as hard as anyone else here . mia : yeah , we do . simone : ok , and what do we have to show for it ? not one single share of fusion stock . [ mia gasps ] simone : uh - huh . greenlee : so ? simone : so , if mia and i beat you and kendall in finding our personal sexy guy first , then you reward us with stock in the company . [ mia gasps ] mia : that is such a great idea ! simone : yeah . you know , because then , you know , we gain bonuses and then you ca n't fire me every five seconds . greenlee : well , what do kendall and i get if we win ? simone : deep personal satisfaction ? [ mia laughs ] simone : ok , we 'll come up with some incentive . what do you say ? greenlee : i 'm not signing on until we run it past kendall . simone : ok , all right , fair enough . mia : mm - hmm . simone : ok , so we will -- [ thunder ] simone : oh . ok , we 'll table the details until kendall 's onboard , but i 'm going to start looking for my sexy guy asap . mia : oh , me , too , even sooner . simone : oh , we 're going to give all you guys fair warning . mia : hunting season is open . simone : mm - hmm , and each and every one of you is fair game ! [ simone laughs ] [ thunder ] [ scene_break ] [ music ends ] man : yeah . [ cheers ] carlos : there 's something about you . maggie : oh , yeah ? what 's that ? carlos : i do n't know . you do n't listen to the music . you really feel it . henry : you 're coming with me . maggie : excuse me ? get your hands off me ! carlos : she does n't want to go with you . henry : hey , no one 's talking to you . back off . [ crowd yells ] [ scene_break ] [ thunder ] [ thunder ] [ bianca gasps ] erica : oh -- [ erica gasps ] [ thunder ] [ erica cries ] erica : no ! [ pounding on window ] erica : oh ! no ! no ! no ! [ scene_break ] bianca : i know that myrtle has a flashlight somewhere . bianca : come on . [ bianca screams ] kendall : erica , erica , it 's ok ! it 's ok , erica ! it 's just me ! erica : no ! no ! kendall : no one 's going to hurt you , i promise ! erica : no ! no ! please go ! no ! bianca : who are you ? what do you want ? ` [ next_on ] kendall : it 's your 14th birthday . erica : oh , it was supposed to be the happiest day of my life . kendall : it 's that night . bianca : you 're not going to leave , are you ? michael : well , that depends . are you going to give me what i need ? | greenlee becomes furious when she finds out that simone told carlos about blackmailing mrs. lacey . she threatens to fire simone , but later realizes that she can only blame herself for losing carlos . simone and mia cheer greenlee up and the three of them decide to fix up their love lives . simone later proposes that they hold their own contest and that they each sponsor a contestant for the fusion sexy man competition . adam visits michael in jail and boasts about teaming up with lena . later , erica goes over to make sure that michael really is in jail . michael accuses erica of always having the hots for him . he tells erica that she merely cried rape , just like she did many years ago . kendall comes to her mother 's defense and warns michael to stay away from her . michael 's lawyer shows up and michael begs him to get him out . erica gets in her car and starts to cry hysterically . she remembers the night she was raped by kendall 's father and becomes even more emotional . when kendall taps on the window , erica gets startled and starts to scream . at sos , carlos drinks up his sorrows and is determined to move on from greenlee . he starts to flirt with maggie . maggie hesitates at first , wondering if henry and her are meant to be . however , she notices a band member flirting with henry , so she turns all her attention to carlos . when carlos gets too close , henry jumps off stage and punches carlos . bianca and lena pick up where they left off . adam finds them in the park and tells lena he needs her help on the michael case . after lena leaves with adam , bianca walks home . when she gets home , the lights turn off due to the storm . bianca starts to look for candles in the dark , but someone grabs her arm . it 's michael ! |
kendall : the night before i woke up from my coma , you did n't come back to the hospital . you already told me you were with dixie . and that was the same night greg madden disappeared , was n't it ? zach : yeah . kendall : so you and dixie , you -- you guys were going to go after him . did you find him ? zach : i do n't want you getting upset over this . kendall : come on , zach . if you buried greg madden , our entire future is on the line . i will not just be upset , i will be decimated . [ scene_break ] krystal : j.r. committed murder ? colby : he must 've felt good about getting it right for a change . adam : i told you , we do n't joke about that in this house . colby : dr. josh was not smiling when he ripped j.r. for killing his dad . adam : greg madden ? colby : yeah . josh 's dad was the corpse waving to me in the park . freaky , huh ? weirder still , my brother killed the guy . adam : stop saying that . colby : dr. josh says there 's no doubt . j.r. boxed up his old man -- while he was still breathing -- and shoveled him under . [ scene_break ] josh : what are you doing ? get some officers over there and arrest j.r . derek : you know it 's not that easy . josh : he murdered my father ! derek : and you believe this why ? josh : he hated my father and was out to get him . derek : that 's not against the law , josh . josh : when j.r. goes after someone , he makes it permanent . he wanted my father dead . [ scene_break ] babe : you 're mad at me for asking . but i know how much you hate josh 's dad for taking kate . j.r. : i 'm not mad at you , babe , i love you . i 'm mad because you have a right to ask . i 've given you so many reasons to believe that i could kill a man . babe : it scares me to even think that you might do something like that . j.r. : look , i 've made a bad habit of going off the deep end -- with jamie , bianca , your mother -- and , god , i went after you and almost killed kendall and her baby . why would you have any confidence in me ? babe : greg madden , he -- he took your sister and he gave her away , and your mom spent years searching for her , and he still would n't tell where kate was . j.r. : scum - sucking freak got what he deserved . babe : were you the one who gave it to him ? [ scene_break ] erica : did i kill greg madden ? jack : you tried before -- on camera , no less . erica : yes , i tried to poison greg , and , sadly , i failed . so finally i decided to bury him , anyway -- alive . you should never ask or accuse if you ca n't take the truth . jack : you ca n't be serious . erica : oh , you do n't think that i 'm capable of arranging the -- the disappearance of greg madden ? i 'm so hurt . jack : erica , this is not a joke . erica : do you hear me laughing ? no , granted , i could n't do it all by myself . but , fortunately , i 'm surrounded by devoted employees , many of whom know people in very interesting lines of work . so i made some connections -- very discretely , of course -- and i came up with some very strong gentlemen who helped with the heavy lifting . and it was very easy to lure greg madden into the park . we just sat there , and we talked . we talked about his devotion to me , about his sick obsession , and then i said to him , `` i have something to give to you , something that will show you exactly how i feel about you . `` so then i pulled out a hypodermic needle , and i jabbed him in the arm with this really wonderfully fast - acting drug , and he looked so surprised , but within five seconds , he was just slumped over , unconscious . and fortunately , the grave had already been dug , and it was hidden by shrubbery , and i am so happy to say that i , in fact , wielded that shovel all by myself for a while , and i did n't even care that i ruined my manicure . i felt so empowered as we closed the lid on that bastard , and they lowered him into the ground , and i even picked the geraniums to -- to cover the freshly dug earth . well , no , i ca n't take exact credit for the burial and death of greg madden , of course -- mother nature took care of that . jack : ok , that 's enough . erica : oh , please call derek . please call derek . have me locked up . jack : you can stop now , erica , ok ? erica : i have given you everything you need . why do n't you go ahead , use it ? jack : use it ? you think i want you to be guilty ? erica : oh , it 's perfect , is n't it ? i get taken away , and you 're free -- free from the awful wife who keeps secrets from you ! jack : all i ever wanted from you was the truth . but you wo n't give it to me . erica : the truth is that i had nothing to do with the burial or the disappearance or the death of greg madden . but kudos to whoever pulled it off . [ scene_break ] zach : madden 's death should n't affect us . kendall : all right , one judge let you off the hook for what you did in the hospital , but for burying greg ? come on , zach , the man died . zach : good thing i did n't bury him , then , huh ? why do i get the feeling you do n't believe me ? kendall : well , you do n't always get your own hands dirty . do you know who did it ? zach : if i did , i would n't turn him in . kendall : you do n't trust me . zach : uh - uh . i said `` if . `` kendall : if -- ok , so then you might know . so , was it dixie ? zach : uh - uh . that 'd be a hard one to imagine , huh ? kendall : she could have had help . zach : yeah . no . she 's as innocent as i am . kendall : really ? zach : not good enough , is it ? kendall : yeah -- i 'm sorry , but you 're -- you 're so good at keeping secrets , and a lot of them have involved dixie . so i ca n't help but wonder if that 's what you 're doing right now . [ scene_break ] josh : look , i do n't care if you liked my father or not . derek : look , this is n't personal . josh : his killer should be locked up ! derek : you seem to know j.r. did this . why ? why would he put your father in a wooden coffin and then toss in a microphone ? josh : j.r. had this crazy idea that my father took dixie martin 's baby . derek : whoa , whoa , whoa . dixie 's baby ? in switzerland ? that baby died in a car crash . josh : that was the popular legend . but the truth is , she had the baby and survived , and she gave it away . derek : or your father took it . josh : she gave it up for adoption and could n't live with what she had done , so she blamed my father . derek : it ca n't have been that simple . josh : she changed her mind and wanted the baby back . it was my father 's duty to protect the baby and the adoptive parents . so dixie slanders him as some sort of baby - napper . and everyone just believes what 's ever easiest for them . j.r. , the martins . dixie goes off blameless and my father 's a villain . derek : but he is n't . josh : j.r. wanted to force my father to talk . that 's why he put him in that box and buried him . whether he got what he wanted or not , he left my father to die . now , go arrest him ! derek : now , you look -- j.r. 's gotten himself in some pretty serious trouble before , but the martins are very particular about getting the facts . josh : does joe martin and his family own this town ? derek : no , but they happen to be very respected citizens . josh : my father was an amazing physician and a great man . he devoted his whole life to helping men and women have children . he never thought of himself . it was always for them , for the good of the babies . he would have never have stolen a child . dixie martin ca n't accept the responsibility of her actions . so she slandered my father . they even had me thinking it might be true for a while , but it 's not . my father is innocent . j.r. chandler , on the other hand -- just look at his history . he not only attempted murder this time , he succeeded . he put my father in that box , left him to die , and i 'll be damned if he gets away with this . [ scene_break ] j.r. : look , babe , i 'm not off the wagon . i have n't been hitting the booze . i have n't had one single drink , honest . i 'm not going to turn back into that crazy man who tried to hurt you . i 'm never going back to him . babe : ever since greg madden went missing , you and jamie have been keeping a secret . you guys were looking for him that night , and at fusion , you had your heads together . you left with jamie , and i followed you here , of all places . j.r. : do n't make such a huge deal out of this , babe . babe : no , you and jamie have been stonewalling me . you did something , and it involves greg madden , does n't it ? you have to tell me , j.r. tell me what you did . [ scene_break ] adam : j.r. did not kill greg madden . colby : no offense , but i do n't think you see the pattern here . erica kane 's daughter , josh 's dad ? adam : josh madden is wrong . colby : j.r. was freezing . all of his veins in his neck were knotted up , and babe looked like she had just swallowed a wad of cotton . adam : well , that 's the grisly scene you happened on in the park . i 'm so sorry , sweetheart . that -- i 'm sorry . colby : it sort of did n't even look like a hand sticking up . the blood and the dirt made it look fake . adam : yeah . just put it out of your mind . krystal : babe is not upstairs . she left with j.r . colby : josh thinks j.r. did it because -- i do n't know -- it 's all mixed up . some crud about another sister of j.r. 's ? i do n't know -- not hayley -- who ? adam : dixie had a baby , a girl , kate -- with tad martin . colby : how wisteria lane is this ? all this drama tres fasinado ? but a murderer - brother could totally screw up my social life . adam : j.r. did n't bury anyone . krystal : babe , you have to call me as soon as you get this message . colby : did i pick a great time to check in , or what ? ok , so i came in mid- season . catch me up on all the episodes i missed . convince me j.r. did n't do it . adam : all you need to know is that through no fault of his own , your brother has -- has become pine valley 's designated scapegoat . colby : whatever . it probably just burns j.r. that josh has the hots for babe . [ scene_break ] josh : j.r. chandler put my father in that hole . derek : maybe . maybe a dozen other people did it , too . for an arrest , i need proof . give me some evidence . give me some facts that would support -- josh : after he tried to bury my father alive , j.r. tried to kill me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : jamie and i came up with a plan , a way to make greg madden talk . babe : about kate ? j.r. : yeah . we get him to tell us the parents ' names who adopted her , their address . we thought that we could finally bring her home . babe : and you say that you have n't backslid ? and that you 're not the monster who hurt kendall ? then why are n't you answering my question , j.r. ? did you and jamie find greg madden ? did you put him in that grave and leave him to die ? answer me straight . [ scene_break ] zach : i did n't bury madden . and i did n't help dixie bury madden . we went looking for him , but we did n't find him that night . kendall : ok . ok , i believe you . zach : ok . kendall : ok , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i 'm just -- i 'm -- i have a lot going on , and i just -- i do n't want any more trouble for us . we have spike here , and i just want everything to be perfect . zach : but if we had found him , the end result would 've been the same . ok ? [ spike cries ] kendall : ok . oh , someone 's feeling left out over here . do n't worry , honey . mama 's here . yeah , i 'll take care of you . oh . the prescription . that 's -- that 's what we forgot this morning . zach : where is it ? [ kendall sighs ] kendall : uh -- it 's in my purse , my purse . zach : i 'll get it . kendall : ok , thanks . um , the -- the hospital pharmacy -- that 's probably the best one . zach : mm - hmm . i 'll take care of it . kendall : ok . zach : bye . kendall : bye . you always do . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i did n't bury greg madden . babe : why was that so hard to say ? why talk around it for so long ? j.r. : well , maybe if jamie was here , too . we were in on this together -- the plan . i just do n't feel comfortable copping to it without him . babe : this is me , not the pine valley police . j.r. : look , i 'm not going to give you specifics , ok ? i 'm not going to tell you what our plan was with greg madden . we were n't plotting a murder . we were n't going to take it easy on him , either . babe : i did n't think that you would . j.r. : it 's never worked for anyone else , right ? we had to lean on him hard if we wanted to get answers . but finding my little sister -- i do n't care if he had to suffer . you do n't believe me . i swear i did n't kill greg madden . [ scene_break ] josh : he left me to freeze in that meat locker . derek : and you know this because you saw him ? he told you ? josh : no , i told you they knocked me out . derek : `` they `` ? j.r. had an accomplice ? josh : yeah , jamie martin was in on this , too . he provoked a fight at the yacht club . we got into it , erica kane saw it . dr. jeff martin saw it , too . next thing i know , i 'm hanging from a meat hook . derek : and before you were knocked out , did you see j.r. 's car parked nearby ? did you hear jamie or j.r. say something ? josh : no . no , but babe chandler got me out , and she knew i was there . why ? because j.r. told her . derek : she told you that ? josh : babe 's not going to testify against j.r. is n't that a given in this town ? but i saw j.r. more than once hanging out at that park bench right where my father -- right where they buried him . j.r. stood there laughing , gloating about my dad while the whole time my father is trapped in this box trying to claw his way out . j.r. can not get away with this . derek : if he did it , he wo n't . forensics is still going over everything that was recovered at the scene -- the coffin itself , the supplies , the microphone . do n't play vigilante , josh . you leave it to us . [ scene_break ] [ jack knocks on desk ] erica : i do n't believe it . you still are n't sure . my god , jack . the night greg madden went missing , i was unconscious . i was drugged by greg , remember ? jack : i remember . erica : but that 's not enough to -- to put your doubts to rest ? jack : if greg did in fact drug you . erica : you think i did it ? you think i said to hell with my recovery program , and i just dosed myself , so i could have the perfect alibi ? jack : well , first off , i 'm not sure that alibi would be so perfect , and secondly , i do n't know for a fact that you were drugged at all . erica : oh , right , that 's just my story . well , i 'm sticking to it . how dare you accuse me of lying ! jack : i dare because ever since greg madden hit this town , and you realized who he was and the important part he played in your life , you have shut me out . i dare because if i do n't ask these questions and demand some answers , i wo n't know anything about this ever , will i ? erica : well , greg madden did drug me . i do n't know why he did , because thankfully , someone got in the way of what he planned for me . someone got in the way , not you . thank you for your very loving concern . jack : i just need to know that you 've told me everything . erica : ok , all the cards on the table . i have big concerns about you , too , jack -- about us . [ scene_break ] colby : babe 's like this stud magnet . she 's got j.r. -- hmm -- rich with gorgeous family looks . but dr. josh , too ? she has a husband . she does n't need a bonus guy . krystal : babe does n't have anybody but j.r . colby : oh , please . like i do n't remember when jamie was all over her ? and they hid with liza and me ? now she 's back with j.r. , and dr. josh is doing the hot drool over her . where 's jamie ? upstairs under their bed ? adam : j.r. and babe are committed to working through whatever problems they may have . colby : and if it does n't work , she can turn to one of her hunkylicious back- ups . what 's in your dna ? some magnetic she - musk ? no guy 's immune ? krystal : babe has made a lot of mistakes , but she loves j.r . colby : and everybody else loves her . she just better be generous with her extras -- that 's all i have to say . krystal : i 'm sorry , but you know what ? i have to speak with your father . colby : uh - oh . be careful , dad . like daughter , like mother . adam : huh . krystal and i are fine . why do n't you go upstairs and check in on little a ? krystal : yeah . winifred is playing goldilocks and the three bears with him . colby : boring . i 'm fine . i am staying right here -- remember ? after all , we are all family . krystal : i need some privacy with your dad . adam : go on , colby . colby : nephew , here i come . maybe we could do a story makeover -- `` babesylocks and the three hotties . `` adam : stick to the classics . krystal : we have got to find babe and j.r. , so you call your detectives , you call the ar -- i do n't care . just find them . adam : you 're overreacting , krystal . krystal : oh , do n't tell me i am overreacting . if j.r. killed greg madden -- adam : he had nothing to do with that . krystal : oh , right , right . j.r. has never , ever had a violent blow - up . he 's always been very well - mannered and sweet . right now , he is high on the short list of suspects . adam : all right . now , this is your stepson and your son - in - law you 're indicting . krystal : look , i know you do n't want to consider it . i do n't , either , but you know that j.r. is capable of murder , and if he succeeded this time , i have to know -- for babe 's sake . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you can believe me , babe . i wo n't disappoint you . i swear on my love for you and our son , i did n't kill greg madden . [ babe sighs ] babe : i believe you . derek : returning to the scene of the crime to celebrate ? [ scene_break ] kendall : there you go , my sweet boy . belly feeling better ? yeah . [ knock on door ] kendall : oh , my goodness . daddy zach must be so loaded down , he ca n't even open the door . be right back . hmm . that was fast . um -- zach and ryan left . josh : i did n't come here to see them . kendall : ok . well , i 'm a little busy with the baby , so maybe we can talk -- josh : i need this settled , now . kendall : ok , i 'm a little tired , josh , so maybe tomorrow . josh : j.r. killed my father . help me nail the bastard . kendall : j.r. ? um -- josh , i 'm really sorry about your father . josh : look , i do n't need your phony sympathy . kendall : oh -- i would n't have my son if it were n't for greg . josh : so no one 's poisoned your mind against my father ? kendall : i have some problems with some of the things he did , but i will always be grateful for what he did for me . josh : well , he helped you . j.r. nearly killed you . kendall : right , but how can you be so sure that he 's the one who -- josh : that put my dad in that box ? because he was crazy to find out what happened to his sister . and the laws do n't apply to the chandlers , right ? because if they did , he would have been locked up for what he had done to you and your baby , and my father would still be alive . kendall : oh . ok , but do you have any proof ? josh : he went after me . how 's that ? he hung me up on a meat hook in some frozen meat locker . kendall : what ? hold on . do you even know anything about kate ? josh : he was going to use that to make my father talk . he miked into the coffin speaker -- `` hey , madden , we 've got your son . he 's hung up , and he 's helpless . and we 're going to -- we 're going to freeze him to death until you tell us what happened to my sister . `` kendall : ok , but you got out . and , i mean , did your father tell them where -- where kate could be found ? josh : i do n't know . i hope not . i hope j.r. did n't get what he wanted . kendall : josh , listen to me . if j.r. is guilty , the cops will take care of him . josh : oh , yeah , and justice will be served ? just like it was with you , right ? the chandlers will buy off the courts . they 'll buy off the cops , and my father will still be dead . it was n't quick and merciful . j.r. wanted my father to suffer . you know , when i found my dad , and i did cpr and then mouth - to - mouth , i tasted the dirt that he inhaled . do you know what that 's like , kendall ? kendall : josh , i 'm sorry . i -- i really am . josh : there 's only one man arrogant enough in this town to think he can torture my dad like that and get away with it . all it takes is j.r. angry and a bottle of booze , and he spins out of control . kendall : i know . believe me , i know , ok ? this is what happened to me and spike . j.r. was -- he was angry at babe , he got drunk , and we almost died . josh : well , how many other people is he going to kill before someone stops him ? kendall : i 'll help you , josh . i 'll do whatever i can . let 's -- let 's take j.r. down . [ scene_break ] j.r. : if you believe josh , you 're not going to believe me . derek : i only want answers . j.r. : if i have them , sure . derek : where were you the night greg madden went missing ? j.r. : i was with my brother , jamie . we were looking for greg madden . derek : what did you want with him ? j.r. : we wanted to question him , but we did n't get any answers . derek : about your sister ? dixie and tad 's daughter ? j.r. : yeah . where she was . derek : josh madden says he was attacked , knocked unconscious , and left in a meat locker . j.r. : i ca n't give you any information about that . derek : he said you put him there . j.r. : why would i ? derek : put more pressure on daddy . talk to him on that coffin hook - up and tell him if he does n't come up with some answers , you 'll kill his son . j.r. : maybe whoever knocked josh madden out wanted it that way , but it was n't me . derek : your wife found him and let him out of there . j.r. : yeah , well , she filled me in on all of that . derek : that was a coincidence ? babe : i heard josh calling for help . derek : you did n't hoist him up on that meat hook ? j.r. : no , i did n't . babe : he did n't . j.r. : look , josh wants to get rid of me . derek : if someone took out my dad the way somebody took out his -- j.r . he does n't -- he 's not after me for that . he wants me locked up so he can get his claws in babe . he 's hot for my wife . [ scene_break ] adam : j.r. 's not going to hurt babe . he loves her . krystal : oh -- tell that to kendall . j.r. has run hot and cold on babe . adam : yeah , but she gave him cause . sleeping with jamie -- krystal : ok , we 're not going back that many weddings . let 's stick to this year . adam : yeah , not -- not j.r. 's finest . krystal : and -- and anything could set j.r. off . i mean , colby jabbering on to j.r. about babe and josh . adam : that 's not going to push him over the edge . krystal : babe left today with j.r. she did not tell me where she was going , and she 's not answering the phone . adam : maybe she went to a movie . krystal : right after a dead man 's son comes to the door screaming that her husband committed murder ? adam : you 're going to take josh 's word for that ? you 're jumping to conclusions , lady . krystal : well , you jump to this , big daddy . if j.r. killed that doctor , then i 'm going to grab babe , and i 'm going to grab little adam , and we are going to move out of here so fast . adam : that threat 's getting old . krystal : oh . well , it 's funny how a dead guy breathed new life into it . a dead guy that your son hated . adam : you were just talking to colby . you were -- you were -- you were championing their relationship -- j.r. and babe 's relationship . krystal : she is your daughter , adam . anyway , never mind . i never supported that reconciliation between babe and j.r. , but i had to support my daughter . ok , now , kendall and the baby -- they 're fine . they pulled through . but dr. madden is on a slab somewhere , and i will be damned if i let babe join him . [ scene_break ] babe : josh has n't exactly been shy around me . j.r. : the guy 's an ass . ask around . lots of people know that he 's got the hots for babe . derek : well , how well do you know josh madden ? babe : i thought he was a nice guy , at first . derek : not now ? babe : josh hates j.r . he keeps saying that j.r. does n't deserve me . derek : so his accusations are all just -- j.r. : josh wants to get me locked up , so he can make the moves on babe , yes . babe : could be . derek : that 's it at this point . i 'll be in touch . j.r. : i 'm available anytime . you can have my full cooperation . derek : you 'd think this place would give you the creeps . j.r. : thank you for standing by me . are you afraid of me , babe ? babe : i do n't like having to lie to derek about josh in the meat locker . j.r. : i did n't hang him up like a side of beef . babe : no , jamie did , but -- j.r. : so we did n't lie about it . babe : you 're not exactly innocent , either . j.r. : you want me to hand jamie over to the cops ? babe : no , of course not . j.r. : well , i got josh screaming that i dug his daddy 's grave , and now i got derek frye sniffing around , wondering why he accused me if it was n't true . you 're the answer . babe : i just do n't like turning everything around against josh . j.r. : so , what , i 'm not supposed to defend myself ? i should keep my mouth shut about josh 's thing for you ? babe : i did n't say that . j.r. : i need to know that when you pulled away from me just now -- are you afraid of me ? do i give you the creeps , or is it this place ? [ babe sighs ] babe : oh . he was right there . do you know how many times we have come here ? god , i brought -- i brought little a and fed the squirrels and sat right on this bench , right here -- with this guy buried and still alive not even a few feet away from us , and we did n't even know . look , i know that greg madden was a terrible person . but imagine what he must have went through . j.r. ? j.r. : with greg madden dead , we may never find kate . madden got what he deserves . he 's burning in hell where he belongs . [ scene_break ] josh : thanks , kendall . thanks for wanting justice for my dad . kendall : well , nailing j.r. will not be easy . josh : well , i 'm going to make sure the chandler millions and power wo n't be able to bail him out this time . [ spike fusses ] kendall : what is it , sweetness ? you feel left out ? no , no , no . no , we would never leave you out . everybody loves spike . you know that . josh : he 's so cute . kendall : mm - hmm . josh : i wish my dad could see him . he would have been so proud . he loved babies . the joy they bring everyone . you know , he used to stop women on the street with strollers just to play with their kids . kendall : hmm . josh : you know , people may not have agreed with all the decisions he made , but he always put babies first . he did some amazing things in his life . it should n't have ended so soon . kendall : well , at least you have some good memories . josh : yeah , well , the chandlers and j.r. tried to poison that memory . my dad was a -- was a pioneer . he worked miracles . and there will always be little people -- petty people -- who have to bring down the amazing special people that they ca n't understand . [ spike cries ] kendall : like your dad ? josh : you know , some people even had me doubting my dad for a bit . jamie martin and julia keefer laid out this crazy lie that my father was donor number one . kendall : donor number one ? what does that mean ? [ scene_break ] erica : is kendall all right ? nothing happened with spike ? zach : no , no , i 'm just picking up a prescription . how are you ? are you ok ? erica : you mean is everything better , now that greg madden is out of the way ? zach : that 's not what i meant , but sure . erica : of course , it is . come on . you 're waiting -- waiting for me to just spew gratitude all over you . zach : for what ? erica : because you got rid of greg madden for kendall . zach : what makes you think i did n't do it for you ? erica : you do n't amuse me . zach : i was n't trying to amuse you . erica : why would you kill greg madden for me ? zach : to protect your secret . erica : i 've had enough garbage about my secrets . zach : erica -- i know about your son . [ scene_break ] josh : hey , i 'm surprised jamie did n't ask his mom to run the story in `` tempo . `` i bet she thought it was too much . no sane person would buy it . kendall : ok , i still do n't get it . josh : well , according to jamie and julia , my father was the supervisor of these surrogates and the one and only donor for all the inseminations . kendall : `` donor number one `` ? [ scene_break ] adam : you 're threatening to leave me ? krystal : consider my bags packed and flight reserved . adam : this is absurd . krystal : i wish . but if j.r. 's temper got the best of him , and he sent dr. madden to a grave before his time , then babe , her son , and i are gone . adam : you ca n't take my grandson . krystal : babe can . j.r. signed the papers . she has custody of that child , free and clear . but it 's the stock that you do n't want to kiss good - bye . adam : oh -- krystal : that precious chunk of chandler enterprises . adam : it has nothing to do with the stock or the money , and you know it . it 's about us . i will not let you go . krystal : do n't you play that love card with me , adam . babe and her son are my top priority , making sure that they are safe and well and happy . adam : your happiness and mine -- they do n't count . krystal : no . no ! not until we find our kids , and we find out what 's happened to them . babe , honey , it 's your mama . why are n't you answering the phone ? call me as soon as you get this message . [ scene_break ] babe : we never should 've even come here . j.r. : i know . it gave derek more ammunition . babe : no , it makes my skin crawl . j.r. : then let 's go home . [ phone rings ] [ babe sighs ] j.r. : just give me a second . hello ? disguised voice : i know what you did . [ next_on ] tad ( to erica ) : you have a kid . do something about it . find josh . go tell him the truth . erica ( to zach ) : you 're blackmailing me . kendall ( to josh ) : we are going to bust j.r. wide open . disguised voice ( to j.r. ) : i have proof you killed dr. madden . i 'll give it to you for $ 50,000 . | after greg 's gory death , several people are under suspicion . jack asks erica if she did it . she goes into a scenario about how he 'd imagine her orchestrating greg 's death in this manner and tells jack she resents that he does not trust her , but she regrets that she can not take credit for burying greg alive . kendall tells zach she knows that he was gone when she was injured and he 's been spending a lot of time with dixie , attempting to get the goods on greg and find kate . he tells her neither he nor dixie killed greg . he does not know who did . but if he did , he would not turn them in . babe asks jr . he tells her that he knows she has reason to suspect him and admits he and jamie had a plan . but he tells her he did not do it . josh goes and tells derek he knows jr killed his father and the police must arrest jr . derek tells josh they have no proof . josh goes and attempts to convince kendall that jr killed his father . he confirms with her that she does not hate greg . she agrees that greg helped her to give spike life and jr almost killed her . and he reminds her that the chandlers are above the law . colby tells adam and krystal she believes that jr did it . she finds out for the first time , from her dad , that greg madden took kate from dixie and tad . she admits she already knows about jr 's violent history and observes that josh has the hots for babe . and she concludes that jr would want to hurt josh and his father for that . krystal concludes , to adam , if jr is capable of something like that , then she 's going to get herself , her daughter and her grandson away from him . while jr is in the park , talking to babe , he gets a call that tells him that somebody knows he did it . |
[ previously_on ] annie : my brother is sick . kendall : he 's been torturing people since he came to town -- richie : you do n't know who you 're up against . kendall : starting with annie and working his way through all of us . he thinks he can get away with anything . ryan : you kidnapped emma . zach : i 'm going to find out who it was ran me down in your car . [ tires screech ] richie : sorry , man . you do n't look so good . whoa -- sorry , man . zach : same guy , same voice . greenlee : you trapped me and zach in that bomb shelter . j.r. : ugh ! you kidnapped me for my bone marrow ? you miserable son of a bitch ! greenlee : richie 's out on bail . annie : how many people are going to get hurt before this is over ? that 's it , i want you out ! get the hell out ! no ! everyone has a motive . zach : he has a lot of enemies . ryan : this is all about revenge . greenlee : scary , is n't it ? kendall : you changed our lives forever . but which one of them did it ? the story continues ... [ scene_break ] erica : opal ? opal , what 's wrong ? why are you here so late ? opal : oh , just one word , gal - pal , death and richie novak . [ scene_break ] jesse : so was babe hurt at all ? aidan : she was just scared . she wanted to go home , so j.r. took her . jesse : did you track him down ? and can you tell me why your husband decided to leave the scene of the crime ? kendall : uh , i do n't know . he did n't say . jesse : novak is still out there , possibly on foot . do you think zach went after him ? kendall : i really do n't know . we have to ask him . jesse : what 's his cell - phone number ? [ phone rings ] zach 's voice : it 's slater . leave a message . i 'll call you back . jesse : zach , this is jesse hubbard . i 'm at the cabin with your wife , and if you 're out there , trying to track richie novak down , i need you to turn around and get back here . let us handle this . do not make things any worse than what they already are . and you two , i 'm sure you know how stupid it was of you to come up here after richie the way you did . greenlee : we did n't actually think we would find him here . it was just a lucky guess . can we go home now ? jesse : no . not until i get what i need . and , apparently , some of you pine valleyites around here consider the cops to be a what ? an annoyance ? well , let me just tell you this . i 'm here to change that little nasty attitude . aidan : new sheriff in town , huh ? jesse : i 'll be back . aidan : well , i saw that look . kendall : what ? aidan : that nobody - tells - me - what - to - do look . greenlee : yeah , well , do n't worry . we 're not going to go after richie . kendall : we 're not . aidan : you know , jesse was right . you two should n't have come up here on your own anyway . greenlee : you know what ? i 'm so sick of hearing that . how about , you know , it was so great of you guys to actually figure it out and come up here and save babe ? aidan : all right , that , too . look , novak almost took your life once . i just do n't want you to be putting yourself in this kind of dangerous position again . all right ? jesse : all right . you three can go . you tell zach i got some questions for him though , right ? kendall : ok . [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] ryan : hey . i was really worried about you . what were you thinking ? annie : i was -- i was just going crazy here , ryan , waiting . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i -- i just needed something , anything else , to focus on , so i went to a movie and shut off my cell phone . ryan : they found babe . annie : they did ? great , is she -- ryan : she 's fine . she 's totally fine . kendall and greenlee figured out where richie took her . they went to the cabin where -- where babe and the kids and everybody waited out the storm . annie : why would he -- you know what ? it does n't even matter . all that matters is that they caught him . ryan : actually , um , i 'm sorry , annie , but , um -- annie : you 're not -- you 're not telling that richie 's still out there . ryan : not for long , ok ? they know that he 's on foot , or at least they think that he 's on foot . they know that he 's near the cabin , and then they are going to get him soon . annie : ryan , just tell me that everything 's going to be ok . tell me that richie is never going to come back and hurt us ever again . [ scene_break ] colby : this is awful . i hate feeling like this . dré : yeah , been there , done that . did you at least eat anything today ? colby : fried chicken and some cheese puffs . ugh . you hate me now , do n't you ? cassandra : no , i do n't hate you . colby : we ca n't tell daddy . he 'll get very angry and have a pan kadack . a panic attack , one of those . dré : all right , all right . your dad does n't have to know . colby : my dad sees all . i told you he bought me this car to buy my stick votes , right ? god , i need something to drink . dré : uh , that is the last thing you need . ah , man , i mean , they need some lights on this road . cassandra : yeah , it 's like so country out here . we 're in the boonies still . colby : no , i -- i mean , i need something to drink . cassandra : colby , we will be home soon , ok ? colby : water , i need water . dré : oh , all right , all right . hey , just check the pocket in my backpack . i have a bottle of water . right down here , i have a bottle of water . cassandra : ok , i 'm looking . [ car thumps ] dré : whoa , what the hell ! colby : whoa , what are you doing ? dré : what was that ? cassandra : dré , you just hit something . dré : yeah , i do n't know , maybe it was just a tree branch or just something in the road . cassandra : i mean , it might 've been an animal . dré , maybe we should go back and check it out . dré : yeah , all right . you 're right . i 'll turn around . colby : oh , god , there 's probably blood and guts all over my new car . cassandra : dré , she 's -- dré : colby ? colby : i 'm going to puke ! dré : all right , just -- just do it outside . hey , do n't aim this way . [ colby moans ] [ scene_break ] babe : no , mom , i 'm ok , really . yeah , and tad 's right . if little a 's asleep , he can just stay over there tonight . there 's going to be cops coming over here , and i do n't want to upset him . just get him -- j.r. : you have n't found anything yet ? babe : and just tell tad to stay on guard because richie 's still out there . j.r. : no , we do n't know any more . babe : all right . i love you , too . j.r. : all right , all right , fine , fine . babe : bye . j.r. : we 'll be here . that was jesse hubbard . they 're sending the cops over here for some more statements , just as soon as they 're done with the cabin . babe : um , did -- did jesse say if they had come any closer to finding richie ? j.r. : no , they have n't , but zach 's going to find him , and if he does n't find him , i 'm going to find him myself . hey . novak ca n't bother you anymore . he 's all over the news . everybody 's gunning for him . there 's no way he 's ever going to hurt you again . what ? babe : if i had n't been such an idiot , he would n't have gotten that chance in the first place . [ scene_break ] erica : so richie novak escaped ? opal : i got hinky goosebumps the day that babe brought that character to my doorstep , and why i did n't listen to those goosebumps and send him packing , i will never know . erica : but , opal , no one is actually dead , right ? opal : well , i have n't seen anything on the news yet , but mark my words , death is a coming if it had n't already parked the car . now , i know you think that sometimes my cards are n't 100 % accurate , like that time that i told you you were going to join a girls ' singing group , but this time , i 'm telling you , this death card has been doing everything but flying out of the deck and smacking me in the nose ever since richie novak popped into my life . i figured , of course , that the card was meant for richie , but now babe ? erica : but now you 're not sure ? opal : well , he 's such a slippery critter . erica : please , tell me that kendall and zach have not gotten involved . opal : i ca n't tell you that , honey bunch . i could not reach either one of them . erica : ok , i have got to talk to kendall and zach . i -- i have to know what 's going on . i have to know now . i have got to talk to my kendall . opal : but how are we going to manage that ? i had to call warren buffett to have him pull strings to get me in here this late as it was . he was in no mood to grant any more favors . erica : oh . well , then we 're just going to have to make it happen ourselves . opal ? just how powerful are those cards of yours ? [ scene_break ] [ car beeping ] cassandra : here , colby . dré : all right . well , i ca n't see that well in the dark , but , i mean , there are no big dents or anything , so i think we just rolled right over whatever it was . feel better ? colby : no , i hate puking . ugh . god , and everything is still spinning . i just want to go home and go to bed . dré : all right , but i got to go back and check what i hit . colby : no , dré , please , just take me home . i do n't want to see some smushed - up deer or groundhog or whatever it is . i just want to get in bed . cassandra : you know , maybe it was just a tree branch or something . colby : i really do n't feel good at all . cassandra : ok . let 's just get her home , and , god , i know i want to put this night to bed , too . [ engine revs up ] [ scene_break ] ryan : we need to talk about what happened . annie : what do you mean ? ryan : well , jesse was here earlier , and , he wanted to ask you some more questions since -- annie : why ? what -- what more would he want to know ? ryan : um , well , he just thought it was a little bit strange that you went to a movie after what your brother did to you . annie : i -- i told you . i was -- i was going stir crazy here . i -- i had to go somewhere . why would jesse -- ryan : he just got concerned , that 's all , annie . honestly , i was a little bit concerned , too . i mean , with your brother out there on the loose , and nobody knew where you were . annie : i -- i was n't thinking straight . ok ? i -- maybe -- maybe it was the bump on my head . you know ? my god , ryan , i do n't know what 's going on with me . i do n't know who i am anymore . [ scene_break ] jesse : all right , take care of that , will you ? you all done here ? man : yeah . jesse : all right . listen , you and me , we 're going over to the chandlers , all right ? [ phone rings ] jesse : mr. slater , you mind telling me where the hell you are ? zach : about five miles north of the 77 . i found novak . [ scene_break ] erica : opal , the guard 's name is rose . make it good . opal : trust me . i know what i 'm doing . i am telling you , erica . i see a rose , a big , red rose . somebody sent you roses ? erica : no . they do n't allow roses in -- in prison , opal . i think your psychic vision must be off . opal : oh , no , no , no . this is crystal clear . definitely a rose , coming right at me , a rose sitting in a big , giant bed of money . you sure there 's no roses in here someplace ? erica : well , no , of course , i 'm sure , opal . do you see any brand new , fresh rose arrangements sent to the prison visiting room ? no , i do n't think so . opal : hmm , hmm . erica : there are no roses anywhere in this prison . rose : ahem . opal : uh , excuse me . we 're trying to do a reading over here . erica : opal , wait a minute . your name is rose , is n't it ? opal : what ? oh , my gosh . erica : opal , i think you may have found your vision . opal : you are giving off some strong vibes , missy . did you know you 're going to be a very rich woman soon ? rose : no -- erica : yeah , please , come on . take my seat . here , sit right down , come on . sit right down here because opal can see wonders , and if you just pay attention to her , her words will come true . believe me . opal : that 's right . you 're coming into a great , big pot of money . rose : are you sure ? opal : oh , the cards do n't lie . i mean , here . look at this , wheel of fortune . [ opal chuckles ] opal : now , if you 'll just close your eyes a moment -- anybody ever tell you you give off strong psychic vibrations ? rose : no . opal : close your eyes . that 's it , that 's it . helps me to read your cards better . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] kendall : oh , god , please , let that be zach . hello ? erica : oh , kendall , thank heavens i got you . please , tell me that everything 's all right . kendall : mom , it 's so good to hear your voice . erica : well , you sound terrible . is it -- is it zach ? or babe ? kendall : babe is safe . and zach is just being zach . [ scene_break ] [ babe sighs ] j.r. : stop it , babe . stop blaming yourself , ok ? babe : j.r. , i was such a fool . j.r. : no , you were n't . you just prefer to see the best in people other than the worst . even with me . babe : not always with you . [ babe and j.r. hug and kiss ] babe : thank you for being there . [ scene_break ] colby : shh , ca n't let daddy see me . cassandra : it 's ok . we 're just going to go up to your room , get you some aspirin , and go to bed . dré : with a bucket on the floor just in case . colby : that 's it , make fun of the drunk girl . cassandra : you know what ? the best thing about this is that you 're probably not going to remember any of it in the morning . colby : you guys are so nice . you are . thanks for getting me here . cassandra : you 're welcome . colby : you two really like each other , do n't you ? cassandra : ok ! dré : ok . cassandra : up to bed . up to your bed . j.r. : what the hell 's going on out here ? colby : hey , j.r. are n't you going to wish me a happy barf day ? [ scene_break ] rose : are you sure ? opal : absolutely . erica : sweetheart , listen , i 've got to go . i should n't even be on the phone at all . kendall : thank you , mom . i 'm so glad i was able to talk to you . when we find out anything , i 'll let you know . i love you . erica : i love you , too , honey . opal : a knock at the door . greenlee : wow . erica 's still on top of all the gossip , even in prison . kendall : i do n't know . somehow her phone call really helped . greenlee : i know . makes things seem normal . kendall : yeah , but jesse knows . he knows that zach wants revenge , and if zach finds richie , and he does something -- aidan : zach 's -- zach 's not going to do anything that puts your life , your family 's life , at risk . kendall : but the look in his eyes when he went after richie -- greenlee : aidan 's right . zach heard what you said before he left . he 's not going to do anything stupid . kendall : i 'm going to go check on the boys and make sure rachel knows she has to stay the night . aidan : how are you holding up ? greenlee : you were right . it was a stupid thing what kendall and i did . the three of us could 've ended up dead . you know , i just wanted a piece of him . i wanted to see him suffer . because of him , everything went wrong . [ scene_break ] zach : oh , richie , richie , richie . let me tell you where you went wrong . you 're a talented guy . a little twisted , but talented . people listen to you . they do what you told them . but you went too far . you did n't know when to stop . [ sirens approaching ] zach : and you 're biggest mistake , you screwed with the wrong people . [ car doors shutting ] jesse : hey , zach . zach : hey . jesse : how are you doing ? zach : good , you got some questions ? jesse : uh , yeah , maybe just a few . [ scene_break ] ryan : it 's ok , annie . emma -- emma 's safe , all right ? she 's sound asleep at tad and krystal 's , and -- and i 'm here right now , and i 'm not going to let anything else happen . they 're going to find richie , and they 're going to put an end to all of this , ok ? [ phone rings ] ryan : hello ? ryan : when ? ok , no , um , thank you very much for calling . i appreciate that . annie : what , what ? who -- who was that ? ryan : um , it was the police . they , um , there 's a report of a body found on -- on route 77 heading out of town , and -- and they think that it 's -- that it 's richie . annie : i -- a body ? but i thought he was running away . they -- they said -- they said that he got away . this does n't make any sense . ryan : he 's dead , annie . annie : this is my fault , right ? ryan : annie , we 've been over this before , ok ? annie : no . i killed him . ryan : what are you saying , annie ? annie : richie 's been messing with my head for months . ryan : yeah , he 's been doing that to all of us . what do you mean you killed him ? annie : i went to see him . i should n't have done that . ryan : you mean before the bail hearing , when he knocked you out , right ? annie : yeah . yeah , i should n't have done that . ryan : ok . what does that have to do with him being found dead tonight ? annie : i argued with him . i made him angry . ryan : ok , ok , that does n't mean -- annie : and i , i mean , i told him that he was going to go back to prison , and he was n't going to be able to get out of it this time . i told him his life was over , and -- and that 's why he hit me . that 's why he escaped . that 's why he made a run for it . if i had n't provoked him like that , he would still be monitored with that ankle bracelet , and he would still be alive . ryan : hold on , you do n't know that . you do n't know that , ok ? my guess is -- is that richie planned his escape long before you were even there . annie : i ca n't believe he 's really dead . i mean , my brother 's dead , and i -- i do n't even know how i 'm supposed to feel about it . what am i supposed to feel ? am i supposed to feel sad ? um , am i supposed to feel numb or relieved ? ryan : annie , after everything that you 've been through , i -- i would n't know what to feel either . ok ? just -- just know that it 's over . young richie 's voice : ashes , ashes , we all fall down . ashes , ashes , we all fall down [ scene_break ] zach : well , i came from the cabin . jesse : looking for him ? zach : yeah . you and your officers had n't arrived , and i knew that time was of the essence . jesse : this is n't your car , is it zach ? zach : no , this is richie 's car . he left it at the cabin . i 'm going to wash it , put some gas in it before i 'm done . jesse : that 's pretty generous of you . zach : hmm . jesse : so what condition was he in when you found him ? this condition ? zach : pretty much like that , yeah . jesse : pretty much ? zach : mm - hmm . oh , i turned him over to check him out . jesse : so we can expect to find your dna on his body ? [ phone rings ] zach : you can expect to find something , if you look hard enough . excuse me , jesse . hello ? i was just about to call you . aidan : there are some anxious people here that want to know that you 're ok . zach : yeah , i 'll -- i 'll be there , uh , in a little while . it 's , um -- do me a favor , stay with -- with kendall and greenlee till i get there . aidan : did something happen ? zach : yeah . novak 's dead . fill you in later . kendall : is he ok ? aidan : yeah , zach 's ok . but novak 's not . he 's dead . that 's all i know . zach said he 'll fill us in when he gets back . jesse : well , i do n't think there are going to be many people at this guy 's funeral . from what i hear , he was quite the dirty , rotten scoundrel . zach : i think you should know that this is not the first time i 've been brought up on a murder charge . jesse : well , that 's pretty interesting . why would you mention that to me ? zach : oh , i did n't want you to waste your time . jesse : again , mighty generous of you . so you 're thinking that i should treat you as a suspect now ? zach : if you 're half the cop they say you are . jesse : well , you did have motive . zach : yeah , he tried to kill me and greenlee . jesse : so you tell me . opportunity , you had that also . zach : true , i followed him up here . jesse : without waiting for the police . zach : i am not a patient man . jesse : then there 's also the fact that i heard you myself say that `` i should have killed this man when i had the chance , `` and look , here we are . zach : it 's pretty damming , if you ask me . jesse : is that an admission ? zach : no . it looks like he got killed by some kind of a vehicle or something , so i 'm sure you 'll want to check out my car . jesse : damn good assumption . zach : i 'd appreciate a ride home , jesse . my wife gets worried about me . jesse : hey , that 's not a problem . as a matter of fact , i 'll drive you myself . we can , uh , finish this little conversation on the way . how 's that ? zach : very kind of you . jesse : something else ? zach : yeah . any idea where they 're going to bury him ? because i 'd love to be the guy that puts the cover on the hole . i did n't do it . kendall : i never thought you did . [ scene_break ] j.r. : look at you . you 're a mess . you 're hammered . and on top of that , you stink . colby : i know . i 'm -- i 'm such a loser . please , do n't tell daddy . cassandra : colby , it 's ok . everyone makes mistakes . including your brother , from what i hear . j.r. : hey . you 're in my house . do n't insult me . babe : j.r. , please . dré : look , i know where you 're coming from , but maybe the lecture could wait until colby 's sober ? at least she 'd remember it . colby : it 's not like i did anything bad ! i did n't even puke in my car . whoa , whoa , whoa -- everything 's spinning . [ colby moans ] babe : j.r. , come on . dré is right . j.r. : this is n't over , colby . i just do n't want her ending up like i did . babe : listen , um , i 'm going to help you guys get her upstairs and get undressed . cassandra : ok . babe : how you feeling ? you feeling ok ? [ colby mumbles ] babe : do n't worry about it , ok ? [ colby mumbles ] j.r. : hey , uh , just wait a second . uh , will you guys take her into the kitchen ? get some bread , ginger ale into her stomach ? it might be able to help her for the morning . babe : who was that on the phone ? j.r. : ok ? dré : oh . babe : you guys mind ? cassandra : ok . babe : thank you . i appreciate it . cassandra : yep . dré : come on . cassandra : all right . j.r. : that was aidan . they -- zach just found richie dead . babe : what ? j.r. : look , i do n't know how you feel about this . but i take comfort in knowing that we do n't have to deal with him anymore . [ scene_break ] young richie 's voice : come on , annie . you can do it . young annie 's voice : i 'm scared , richie . young richie 's voice : here . hold my hand . i 'll help you up . there . told you you could climb it . young annie 's voice : oh , it 's so beautiful from up here . young richie 's voice : this will be our special tree fort . ok , sis ? just the two of us . ryan : annie ? annie ? annie : what ? i 'm sorry , what -- what did you say ? ryan : um , i just -- i just got off the phone with jesse , and -- and , uh , they have the body at the morgue , and he was wondering if you 'd be able to go and i.d . it . annie : i do n't know . ryan : i can do it , if you want . [ scene_break ] opal : okie dokie . good luck now with that windfall you 've got coming , rosie . rose : thanks . erica : but do n't spend it , yet . rose : ok . opal : bye - bye . rose : bye . opal : so ? did you get through ? is everybody ok ? erica : well , kendall sounded really shaken up , but she is fine , and so is babe , and zach 's a big boy . he can take care of himself . thank you so much for your help . opal : oh , any time . and by the way , when i was laying out those cards to decoy poor old rosie the guard , there ? i think i got a real reading coming through for you , missy ? erica : oh , you did ? opal : yes , i did . erica : what did you see ? a whole bunch of laundry piled up , pile after pile , for me ? opal : no , no , actually , i saw a great , big lightning bolt of change strike smack on your path . so you just keep a lookout , honey . the winds of change are a - blowing . [ scene_break ] greenlee : thanks for driving me home . you did n't have to . aidan : hey , maybe i needed the company . it 's been a rough night for all of us . greenlee : well , the least i can do is offer you some coffee . coffee . yeah , that 's a great idea . all we need is more caffeine . um , sorry , i have no decaf in the house . aidan : i know . i remember . i 'm making this awkward for you . the last thing you need is me hanging around , so , um , i 'm going to chip off , all right ? take care . greenlee : aidan , do n't go . i know i 'm being a wuss . i thought i 'd feel safe once i got here . i mean , it 's my home . i can double lock and bolt the door and curl up under the bed with the phone in my hand , but even if i could forget about richie and that horrible bomb shelter for five minutes , i look over there , and i see where ryan was shot . it 's just , like , there 's just been so much . aidan : it 's been one hell of a year for you , greenlee . i 'm sorry i added to it . made things worse . greenlee : me , too . aidan : you want me to call someone for you ? i mean , i could always take you back to zach and kendall 's . i 'm sure they would n't mind you spending the night . greenlee : i want to stay here . aidan : ok . well , know that you 'll be safe , because i 'm going to grab this pillow , and i 'm going to spend the night outside your front door . greenlee : aidan . aidan : if you wake up from another nightmare about being in that bomb shelter , we both know that you 're not going to want to be alone , so do n't argue . greenlee : ok . i wo n't argue . but you can at least take the couch . it 's more comfortable . aidan : greens , i 've spent the night in worse places , ok ? if you get frightened , you know where i 'll be . greenlee : are you sure ? aidan : uh - huh . i 'm sure . greenlee : thank you . i promise i wo n't be such a wuss in the morning . aidan : and i promise i wo n't tell anyone that you were . greenlee : aidan . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you ok ? babe : what now , j.r. ? j.r. : we wait for jesse to show up , answer a million questions , find out exactly what happened , and then we start moving on with our lives . [ scene_break ] cassandra : so , colby , you want me to help you get to bed ? colby : no , no , i 'm -- i 'm better now . and i 'm really embarrassed . dré : hey , we 're all going to laugh about this one day soon . cassandra : yeah . dré : just take that aspirin . colby : i 'm -- i 'm so thor -- sorry , guys . thanks for being such good friends . dré : hey . happy birthday . so can i walk you home ? cassandra : you know what ? i 'm going to stay the night here , just to make sure she 's ok . dré : it 's cool . she got toasted pretty fast tonight , huh ? cassandra : yeah . yeah , really fast . well , i mean she said she had n't had a drink in , like , two years ? dré : yeah , yeah . cassandra : that will do it to you . it was really funny . she was like , `` happy birf - day . `` i was , like , wow . and then she was trying to , um , like , hook us up and stuff . that was funny . dré : you 'd think we would n't need a drunken friend 's help to , uh , do that . cassandra : ok , ok ! [ after she and dré kiss , cassandra giggles ] dré : so i guess i should go . unless you want me to hang out a little bit ? cassandra : no , you should go . dré : ok . cassandra : ok . [ scene_break ] [ j.r. kisses babe on the hand then holds her ] babe : it 's finally over . [ scene_break ] kendall : at least now it 's over . zach : unfortunately , we both know that it 's far from over . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey . jesse : annie , uh , you sure you can do this ? annie : do i have a choice ? ryan : hey , i can do it for you . annie : no , no , he 's my brother . i owe him this much . ryan : you ready ? annie : oh , god . richie . | while driving a drunk colby 's car , dré hits something in the road , then colby gets out to puke and pleads to go home instead of going back to check on what they ran over . at chandler mansion , j.r. assures babe that richie wo n't hurt her again , because everybody 's out gunning for him . cassandra and dré try to sneak colby up to her room , but j.r. and babe catch them . when j.r. berates colby for her condition , dré and cassandra defend her . at the cabin where richie held babe hostage , jesse questions kendall and greenlee , but they keep mum about zach 's whereabouts . finally , the new police chief lets them go home . meanwhile , zach drives his car into the night , ignoring jesse 's urgent phone call . when he finds richie 's body on the highway , he reports it to jesse who hurries to the scene then gives zach a ride home while continuing to question him . once they 're alone , kendall is glad it 's all over , but zach cautions her that it 's far from over . j.r. gets a call then informs babe of richie 's death . glad that they do n't have to deal with him anymore , j.r. and babe look forward to moving on with their lives now . while colby goes up to bed , cassandra decides to stay the night , then kisses dré good - bye at the door . |
cara : but i want jake to be happy , like i 'm happy with you . tad : are you ? cara : yes . i want you to know how grateful i am . [ kisses tad ] tad : i want a divorce . cara : are you serious ? tad : not a divorce -- that was a gut reaction -- but maybe a serious step back . cara : why ? tad : because -- if this marriage is only based on gratitude , then it is seriously time for plan `` b , `` because -- because i want a hell of a lot more than that . [ scene_break ] marissa : what do you mean , you had help ? j.r. : i 've made so many mistakes when it 's come to you , and i just wanted to make sure that i got it right . marissa : so us getting back together was a group effort ? j.r. : no , no . i just needed some advice . marissa : about me ? j.r. : i wanted to make sure you understood how much i loved you , and this person told me to trust the truth , to be honest with you always . scott : oh , you 're about to get honest ? no way in hell i 'm gon na miss this . ahh . [ scene_break ] bianca : i wanted to go over plans for dedicating the miranda center downtown . kendall : i thought you had a date . bianca : it did n't work out . kendall : oh . i 'm sorry . bianca : do n't look at me like that . it 's fine . kendall : all right . whatever you say . and i was n't looking at you `` like that . `` i just want you to be happy . bianca : i 'm happy . all right ? i was hoping we could upload something from the center in chile . have you heard from griff ? kendall : no . not a word . bianca : so i 'm guessing you did n't tell him you 're crazy for him ? kendall : no . bianca : i did n't think so . kendall : wow . ouch . ryan : hey . have you heard from griffin ? kendall : ok , can someone else please ask me a different question ? i will tell you what i just told my sister : no , i have not . ryan : so you do n't know where he is ? kendall : as far as i know , he 's in chile for the groundbreaking ceremony . ryan : yeah , i do n't think he is . he never got on the plane . kendall : so , then , where is he ? ryan : i do n't know . that 's what i 'm trying to find out . kendall : did you check every flight to chile ? did you check to see if there were any problems ? what if he got on some charter and something went wrong ? bianca : kendall , it 's all right . kendall : no , it 's not all right . griffin should 've landed safely by now . bianca : i know what you 're thinking , but this is n't like last time . this is n't like zach . [ scene_break ] j.r. : my wife -- marissa : your ex - wife . j.r. : and i are having a personal conversation . scott : yeah . go ahead . continue . j.r. : what are you doing here ? scott : i 'm rebuilding the gatehouse . remember ? j.r. : as if the noise would ever allow me to forget . is there a reason you have to start before 7 a.m. ? scott : since i 'm doing most of the work myself , it 's the only way i 'm gon na get it done . marissa : no , but j.r. hired that contractor to work with you . scott : oh , you mean bruce ? yeah , a hell of a guy , except he has more no - shows than he has showing up . j.r. : if you ca n't put some sticks together and build a house , maybe i should just have the place bulldozed . scott : no , i do n't think you 're gon na do that . marissa : ok , wait . round 's over , all right ? look , scott , can you give j.r. and me just a minute to talk ? scott : yeah . of course . whatever you need , but i will be right outside if you need me . marissa : thank you . j.r. : ahem . thank you . marissa : who is it , j.r. ? who has been helping you ? j.r. : it 's not like it 's a surprise , since you guys are so close . it 's bianca . [ scene_break ] bianca : i 'm sure griff is just fine . kendall : i thought zach was fine . i left him tons of messages , i had a dream that he was walking through the front door , and he was dead . bianca : ok , griff is not dead . kendall : then where is he ? ryan : he took a different flight , did n't check in with anybody here , maybe ? kendall : this is not happening . please , this is not happening . bianca : hey , it 's not . it 's not happening again . i 'm sure griff just changed his plans . kendall : yeah , but the whole reason for going down there and being part of the center -- it was part of his community service . if griff does n't show up , he could be in trouble with the court . he could go to prison . ryan : slow down , all right , because i 'm sure there 's a logical explanation here . bianca : why are you looking for griff ? ryan : i 'm kind of hoping that he can give me some answers with regards to hayward . truthfully , griffin is practically the only friend hayward 's got . kendall : `` friend `` is a stretch . ryan : ok , fine . then he 's pretty much the only guy on the planet who does n't hate david intensely . either way , i need to find out how hayward coerced your mother into partnership and who knows what else . bianca : is there something else besides the hospital ? talk to me now . i do n't care who starts . kendall : uh , it seems our mother spent the night with david in his hotel room . [ scene_break ] mookie : hey . colby : hi . i 'm guessing you 're here to see maya ? oh . well , perfect timing . asher : whoa . maya : sorry . colby : oh . here . i 'll help . here . asher : sorry about that jaw . mookie : you got a serious right , but it 's cool . asher : it should 've been for her ex , so -- mookie : not a problem . colby : we 're gon na go to a doctor 's appointment . we have to go . see you later . bye . maya : i told you about coming here while i 'm working . and are n't you supposed to be on your way back to new york ? mookie : changed my mind . since you wo n't go with me , i 'm staying . am i a great boyfriend or what ? [ scene_break ] tad : i 've messed up more relationships and marriages than i ever got right . i was always just the wrong guy -- too selfish , never the kind of person that a woman could count on for the long haul -- and i 'm not proud of that . cara : ok , but you 're not that guy anymore . tad : i know . see , that 's the problem : i think i 'm not sure . because this marriage was supposed to -- it was supposed to be the chance to do something right , do something good . cara : ok . you kept me from being deported . my life is n't in danger because of you . tad : that 's not what i mean . you see , i was supposed to be doing something selfless , something with nothing in it for me . i was just a guy trying to help somebody -- somebody wonderful , somebody who needed help -- and then -- here we are . cara : where is that ? tad : i know this marriage was supposed to be a deal . it was supposed to be an arrangement in name only , but i got to be honest . i 'm -- i 'm not too comfortable with `` in name only . `` [ scene_break ] bianca : maybe he 's using mom . but whether they were working or not , she must 've known what that would do to uncle jack . kendall : are n't you being a little harsh ? bianca : i 'm just so tired of people running away from someone who loves them , who can make them happy . ok ? i hope that you find griff , that he 's ok . just tell me when you know something . ryan : what just happened ? kendall : i have a feeling that had nothing to do with our mother . [ scene_break ] j.r. : we talked a little . she gave me some advice . it 's funny , right , taking love advice from a lesbian . marissa : what is that supposed to mean ? j.r. : nothing . love makes the world go round , right ? marissa : uh - huh . i guess i did n't realize that you guys had gotten so close . j.r. : she was n't happy when we started getting back together -- hell , she never even encouraged it -- but then something happened . she saw how much i loved you , how much i 've changed , which i have . first time around , it was about me . but now it 's about you . it 's about us . it 's about our family . marissa : did bianca advise you to say that ? j.r. : ok , you 're taking this entirely wrong . we talked once or twice , bounced some ideas off of her . she did n't tell me anything i was n't gon na figure out by myself . when a man is in love with a woman as much as i am with you , he 'll take all the help he can get . [ phone rings ] j.r. : it 's the office . i can take it later . marissa : no , no . actually , i think i left my credit card at krystal 's . j.r. : are we ok ? marissa : yeah , we 're all good . [ ring ] marissa : i 'll be back . [ scene_break ] mookie : since i 'm staying , you do n't have to work here anymore . maya : i like working here . mookie : picking up dirty socks ? you got so much more going on . scott : yeah , that 's unbelievable . i 'll tell you what -- you can save the excuses , bruce , because whatever j.r. is paying you not to show up must be working for you . you are fired . mookie : you need a replacement ? scott : you know construction ? mookie : i got a hammer for my fifth birthday . scott : you vouch for him ? maya : yeah . sure . scott : when can you start ? mookie : now . scott : all right . i 'm gon na go down to the gatehouse . meet me down there in 10 minutes . all right ? ok . great . maya : what are you doing ? you do n't need the money . mookie : but now we can see each other every day . that 's why i took it -- to be close to you . [ scene_break ] frankie : you were in a fight ? colby : no . it was just one punch . he 's been in a lot of pain since -- well , he can tell you about it . asher : i just popped a few extra pills to deal , and then i saw the `` no refill `` label on the back , so i figured you might be able to fix it . frankie : hmm . yeah . `` no refill `` ? it 's on there for a reason . if it says to take one every four hours , it means to take one . not two , not three , one . asher : the pain 's kicking my ass , man . frankie : hey , i 've been there , man -- hurt both my hands . i know how easy it is to pop a pill and make it all better . that 's how you get in trouble . asher : it 's not like i need them . frankie : that 's why you 're gon na be smart and wean yourself off . i 'll refill the order , but this time for half the amount of pills . one every six hours this time , all right ? asher : all right . colby : i 'll make sure he sticks to it . do n't worry , frankie . frankie : i bet you will . asher : did you really have to make it seem like i was gon na pop all the pills without being watched ? colby : i was just making sure that he knew i was looking out for you . that 's all , ok ? ok ? that 's what couples do . asher : ok . colby : come on . let 's go get a refill on your pills . [ scene_break ] tad : what the hell was i thinking ? how could i possibly think i could pull this off ? everybody , everybody warned me about the whole playing a saint thing -- krystal , opal -- and they were right . and it 's not just the gorgeous factor either . it 's you . it 's all of you . it 's your heart and your soul , your love of family , your commitment to the people you care about . you inspire me . you make me smile . you make me laugh . how the hell is a guy supposed to fight something like that ? looks like i 'm only human after all . now the whole good deed thing is right out the window . cara : no , no . you saved my life , ok -- more than that . tad : do me a favor , ok , please ? please do n't give me a list of all the things you 're grateful for , because it 's not helping . i got to be honest . every single night that i go upstairs and you go down , it drives me crazy . i wonder what i got myself into , because i want something , and you do n't . cara : who says i do n't ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : scott ? i just spoke to the contractor i hired to help you finish the gatehouse . you fired him ? scott : yeah , i did . j.r. : he was one of the best . scott : yeah , i 'm sure he is . but i would n't know that because he never showed up , and at this rate , we would never have got the gatehouse done . but then again , that 's what you wanted , right ? you never wanted to see this gatehouse completed . j.r. : why would i care ? scott : i do n't know , j.r. maybe it 's a reminder of a time when the chandlers were n't at each other 's throats , when our dads lived on the same property and actually got along like family should . j.r. : listen , if you want to build a monument to something that was n't nearly as golden as you remember it to be , go right ahead . but if you change your mind , i was thinking a nice little skate park for a.j . and his friends . what do you say , uncle scott ? scott : rebuilding our home is my way of honoring my dad , his compassion , his wisdom , his integrity , his -- i 'm just trying to do my best to be like him , that 's all . j.r. : you think your prison time was being like him ? scott : it 's made me try harder to make him proud of me , that 's all . i miss him every day . what i would n't give to have him here now , if only to remind me of what really matters . j.r. : yeah , we all miss him . i just think building this gatehouse is -- it 's a waste . scott : you 're unbelievable . uncle adam 's gone , so now you 're the man . you 're the chandler in charge . j.r. : yeah . you better get used to it . scott : j.r. , you might live in his house , maybe run his company -- you have his name -- but you will never be half the man that uncle adam is , even with his faults . j.r. : who are you to talk , scott ? scott : and by the way , when i 'm done , i 'm moving in . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , what do you think the chances are that david has something to do with griff going missing ? kendall : why would you think that ? ryan : a shot in the dark ? kendall : no , no . david was griffin 's mentor in med school . that 's it , ok ? end of connection . ryan : david will use anybody he possibly can , whether they 're aware of it or not . kendall : obviously you 've got david on the brain . ryan : i do -- i do , because i know him . kendall : you do n't know griffin , not like i do . he would never fall for any of david 's ridiculous head games . he 's his own man , he makes his own decisions . ryan : which , by the way , is pretty much the consensus on erica , am i right , and yet hayward 's got her on the ropes . so , yeah , i 'm checking every possibility no matter how remote . kendall : griff is beyond remote , ok ? he does n't get caught up playing games . he does n't get off screwing people over like david does . when he says something , he means it . when he makes a promise , he keeps it . griffin 's whole life has been about saving people . you should see him with his patients . ryan : ok . you win . the guy 's a saint -- except , of course , when he stole drugs . kendall : yeah , that . too much ? ryan : yeah , a little bit too much . but i still get your point . i still want to find the guy , ok , and i know you guys obviously are close . and so i 'm wondering , do you have any idea where he could be ? kendall : i wish i knew griffin well enough to know why we would n't get on that plane . ryan : let 's go find out right now . [ scene_break ] krystal : hey there ! what brings you here ? marissa : i needed to get out of the house . krystal : j.r . marissa : no . yes . i do n't know . it 's not a big deal . krystal : that face tells me that it is . listen , the only way that i can offer you my fabulously wise and always correct advice is if you tell me what 's going on . [ phone rings ] krystal : sorry . marissa : no , it 's all right . krystal : hold that thought , ok ? krystal 's . yeah , i got the order right here . you said four strawberry and two peach , right ? marissa 's voice : what has she done ? j.r. : she has n't do n't anything . i do n't know . we talked a little . she gave me some advice . it 's funny , right , taking love advice from a lesbian . [ scene_break ] cara : this could 've just been two people sharing space while they served a three - year sentence . however , you made this fun . you made me feel like part of the family . you 've been good to me . how can i not be grateful ? tad : enough with the grateful . `` grateful `` is how we got here . ixnay on the grateful . cara : i do n't know what i 'm saying here , ok ? we 're friends -- yes , we 're more than friends -- and i think that that friendship can lead to other things . yes ? tad : you hear yourself , right ? cara : what ? tad : sounds like you 're trying to talk yourself into feelings that you just do n't have . cara : i do n't know what i 'm feeling . i just do n't know what 's wrong with finding out . tad : maybe i 'm just too old - fashioned . i 'd rather have a thank - you and a slap on the back than somebody i 'm crazy about talking themself into a love connection , because they 're grateful . i certainly do n't want you in my bed for that reason -- that and others . cara : no , this is -- i 'm over jake , all right ? he 's got his life , and i 've got mine . tad : i know , and that 's what 's killing me . you deserve to have a life . i understand how important family is to you , how much you deserve your own slice of happily ever after . cara : i think everybody wants that . tad : i know . that 's what i 'm talking about , ok ? that kind of happiness , that kind of love , the thing that lasts forever , is n't something that can be cobbled together out of obligation or gratitude , ok ? it 's something that happens like magic between two people . something they meet , and it 's beyond their control , and it changes your life forever . now , i 've had it , and you 've had it -- we both know that we 've had it . so i just -- i guess i 'm too proud to want either of us to settle for anything less . [ scene_break ] j.r. : it 's still on the chandler estate . scott : yeah . but , see , this patch of land , this gatehouse , it belonged to my father -- the one place behind the gates that was n't filled with lies and games . so i will be free of the chandler poison but close to the ones i love like a.j . and colby . j.r. : and marissa , right ? scott : yeah . marissa . she 's gon na need someone on her side . j.r. : we 're back together , scott . you might as well get used to it . scott : j.r. , you worked her every step of the way . j.r. : no one 's working anyone . scott : yeah , you do n't stop . and marissa , who 's such a smart girl -- but when it comes to you , for some reason she keeps hoping and believing that she can trust you again . j.r. : she can . scott : yeah . just in case , i 'll be close if she needs me . and i will make sure you never hurt her again . j.r. : you want to be a good neighbor ? stay out of my relationship with marissa . scott : what 's wrong , j.r. , hmm ? you afraid that i 'm gon na convince her she 's making a huge mistake trusting you again ? because she is . [ scene_break ] colby : sorry . i 'm gon na go check my vlog , and i 'll see you by the pool ? asher : you got it . do you have my pills ? colby : yeah . you just took one , and you take another one in 5 hours and 15 minutes . asher : right . no , i was just making sure you did n't leave them at the hospital . colby : of course , i did n't . so i 'll see you at the pool ? asher : yeah . colby : see you there . asher : ok . [ scene_break ] maya : put it down . mookie : i 'm just looking . you 're kidding , right ? maya : it 's my job . maya : mookie , do n't . mookie : what 's your problem ? maya : if i get caught , then i can get fired . mookie : i 'm sorry . what ? i told you i 'd never hit you again . later . [ scene_break ] cara : how do we make this work if you have these feelings ? tad : how do you feel about outfits ? [ doorbell rings ] cara : saved by the bell ? ha ! tad : hey . ryan : hey . tad : what 's wrong ? did i miss a meeting ? ryan : no . we 're here to see cara , actually . hi . cara : hi . ryan : we 're hoping that you could tell us where griff is . kendall : have you heard from him ? cara : no , i have n't . kendall : ok . things have changed . ryan : according to the flight manifest , griffin never actually got on the plane . cara : ok . the courts think that he 's doing his community service there , so he could be in violation if he does n't show up , right ? kendall : yes . this is exactly why i 'm worried . i thought maybe you heard from him since we saw each other last . cara : no . still nothing . what do we do ? [ scene_break ] marissa : hey . i thought you were gon na be at the gallery opening with sienna . bianca : it turns out we are not quite a match . marissa : i 'm sorry . bianca : i 'll survive . so are you meeting j.r. here ? marissa : no . he 's at home . there was some work crisis . he told me the strangest thing . bianca : j.r. has a talent for that . marissa : he said that you helped him , gave him advice on how to get me back ? bianca : he told you ? marissa : yeah , because of you . bianca : me ? marissa : you told him that honesty was the only way with me , so he was honest . bianca : wow . marissa : exactly . bianca : i never figured that j.r. would want to share credit -- not that i mind . it 's not that i wanted star billing or anything . i gave him that music box , because i knew how much that song meant to you . and then the orange soda and the doughnuts and the comedy club were just -- marissa : wait . that was all you ? bianca : i thought you said j.r. told you . marissa : he told me that you gave him advice . i had no clue you -- why would you do that ? [ scene_break ] tad : your husband may be a wipeout at tamales , but lucky for you i 'm still a halfway decent investigator . i 'll call you when i find him . kendall : oh , god , tad , thank you so much . thank you . you 're the best . ryan : you are the best , and i 'm gon na take care of some stuff on my end , too . ok , we got to roll . we 'll let ourselves out . cara : i ca n't thank -- ok . that 's -- i 'm gon na get to the hospital , all right , and not because i do n't want to deal with this . i do . i just -- i mean , you 're so important to me . tad : i know . cara : i do n't know how to fix it . tad : it 's my fault . i did n't mean to come on so strong . the last thing i ever wanted to do was make you feel uncomfortable , so i 'm sorry . cara : no , do n't apologize . i 'm sorry . tad : ok . we could sit around apologizing to each other forever , or we can figure out a way to make this work , and i think there 's only one way that that 's gon na happen . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you want to get in marissa 's ear about me ? go right ahead . you are so qualified to judge my relationships . oh , that 's right . what happened with you and madison ? she dumped you . scott : hmm - hmm . j.r. : i 'm glad you think it 's funny . i do , too . scott : no , i do n't think it 's funny . i just realized that i 'm not gon na say anything to marissa . i think you 'll screw that up all on your own . [ scene_break ] bianca : i 'm sorry if you 're upset that i helped j.r. , but i saw how he was falling in love with you again , and it looked like you were falling just as hard . marissa : but there 's a difference between helping somebody and manipulating a situation . bianca : but i saw the way that you looked at him and how happy you were when you and he were with a.j . as a family together again . i knew you wanted that . marissa : i thought he was finally paying attention to me and who i am . that j.r. was looking past j.r. and seeing me and knowing me . bianca : he does know you . i was just helping him with the details . marissa : so every time i thought that he did something special , because he knew that it was important to me or because he remembered that i liked it , that was you ? you tracked down the music box with my dad 's song ? bianca : yeah . marissa : and the comedy club ? and the picnic with the doughnuts and the orange soda . i knew i did n't tell him about that . i knew it . he swore that i did and that i forgot about it , but it was a lie . same old j.r . bianca : no , j.r. loves you . that is not a lie . marissa : all this time you were acting like my friend -- bianca : i am your friend . marissa : and being happy for me and acting surprised when you knew it was happening , because you were planning it . why would you be a part -- can you give me one good reason why you would be a part of this ? bianca : i helped j.r. do all those things , because i could n't do them myself . [ scene_break ] kendall : thanks for bringing me . ryan : yeah . i got stuff i got to take care of here , too . kendall : i wo n't be long . it 's just a meet - and - greet with the new doctor that griff has on my case . ryan : are you ok ? kendall : tad will find griff . ryan : and i 'm gon na do everything i can to help him . kendall : no , ryan , no . you have enough going on . you 've got greenlee and emma and work and david . ryan : i can handle it , ok ? kendall : right . i forgot . right . ryan lavery , the multitasking hero . ryan : it 's what i do . kendall : thanks . kendall 's voice : be careful ! ok ? griffin : you just saved my life . you 're very demanding . you know that ? kendall : i 've been told that , yes . griffin : this would n't happen to be a large quad - shot espresso , would it ? that 's my favorite . you know i had a feeling i 'd be seeing you today ? singer : and i do n't take for granted -- kendall 's voice : oh , please . admit it . i am the best patient you have ever had ! griffin : oh , you definitely made things interesting , i 'll give you that . kendall : 1 -- kendall and griffin : 2 , 3 -- i 'll miss you . griffin : see ? was that so hard ? singer : and i believe that all these things will always be a part of this grateful heart [ scene_break ] marissa : you wanted to do all those things for me ? bianca : this is exactly what i did n't want to happen . i helped j.r. because i helped him . and you 're freaking out because in your mind , all you see is some lesbian with a crush . marissa : that is not true . bianca : i do n't think that we should see each other for a little while . marissa : maybe you 're right . [ scene_break ] colby : hey . you beat me out here . do you want anything before i come out ? asher : i hate to ask . colby : what ? asher : i 'm kind of thirsty . colby : two sodas coming right up . asher : all right . colby : nice and cold . asher : ah . perfect . colby : ahh . [ scene_break ] scott : hey . what 's going on ? marissa : i wish i knew . scott : are you all right ? marissa : yeah . totally . scott : that 's a good answer , except i know you : you 're not . so i 'm thinking you 're gon na need to see a work of art in progress . the gatehouse -- you 're gon na love what i 've done . marissa : that i will . scott : come on . [ scene_break ] ryan : wait ! dr. hayward left something on his desk for me to pick up . janitor : sorry . i ca n't let you in . ryan : it 's a large envelope right on his desk with my name on it . janitor : dr. hayward was real clear -- no one in his office but him , no exceptions . ryan : ok . i understand . all right , hayward , let 's see what you got going on . [ scene_break ] tad : i started this thing to keep you safe . no strings . no -- just paper only , name only , and i think maybe that 's the way we should keep it . no more forcing the issue . no more dates or kisses or holding hands . just the end of the day , i go upstairs , you go down : roommates . cara : and that 's what you want ? tad : i 'll tell you what i do n't want . i do n't want to have to fix something that ai n't broken . let 's just stick with the deal . then after three years , we can just part ways with no hurt , no pain , and no guilt . cara : and you think that 's going to be easy ? tad : maybe it has to be . cara : i should get to the hospital . my brother ? tad : i 'm on it . cara : ok . tad : hey , mollo . what 's up ? what are you doing ? twins ? huh . no , no . it 's about something else . i need to find griffin castillo . yeah , again . is that a problem ? [ scene_break ] nurse : ok , your heart rate is still a little elevated . kendall : i 'm fine , really . nurse : ok . we 'll let the doctor decide . he 'll be in soon , ok ? kendall : no , you know what ? forget the doctor , ok ? i really am fine ! nurse ! | scott hires maya 's boyfriend mookie to help finish construction on the gatehouse since the contractor jr hired did n't show up for work . fears asher may be dependant on his pain medicine so he cuts back asher 's dosage to get him off the pills slowly but asher sneaks extra pain medicine . jr tells marissa that bianca gave him advice on how to win her heart again but marissa later talks to bianca and finds out that most of jr 's romantic dates and the gift of the music box were planned by bianca . marissa feels that bianca manipulated the situation but bianca admits to marissa that she helped jr because she could n't do things to make her happy herself . bianca and marissa decide that they should n't see each other for a while and marissa seeks advice from krystal and scott . tad admits to cara that he is in love with her and after a long talk tad decides it is best to go back to an in name only marriage because he does n't want cara to persuade herself to have feelings for him just because she is grateful to him . ryan and kendall ask tad to help find griffin because ryan discovered that he never boarded the flight to chile . kendall worries that she has lost griffin in the exact same way she lost zach but later kendall finds griffin at the hospital . |
[ previously_on ] [ thunder ] [ erica cries ] erica : no ! no , do n't touch me ! please help ! kendall : erica ! erica ! it 's ok ! it 's ok ! erica , it 's just me ! bianca : i know that myrtle has a flashlight somewhere . [ bianca screams ] bianca : who are you ? what do you want ? [ scene_break ] erica : no ! no ! no ! no ! [ erica cries ] erica : no ! kendall : erica , what 's wrong ? please , please talk to me , erica . erica : no ! kendall : erica , it 's ok . it 's ok . do n't be afraid . erica : no , no ! do n't ! kendall : it 's just thunder and lightning , erica , but we 're safe , we 're safe . erica : you should n't be here . you should n't be with me . please go ! this is n't right . kendall : it 's just me . it 's just me . it 's me , kendall . erica : no ! do n't touch me ! [ scene_break ] bianca : let go of me ! michael : oh , if i frightened you , i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . bianca : just let go of me . michael : no problem . bianca , there 's no need to be frightened . it 's just me , all right ? it 's ok . it 's fine . [ scene_break ] [ erica cries ] kendall : erica , it 's really ok . it 's just me . erica : this ca n't be happening to me . kendall : what 's happening ? where are you ? erica : it was supposed to be a party . daddy promised he would invite everybody -- all of them , all his favorite friends , all the movie stars -- so we could celebrate my birthday . kendall : ok . erica : and the decorations , the japanese lanterns , the grown - up food , all catered just for me . my birthday party in hollywood . oh , it was supposed to be the happiest day of my life . kendall : oh , my god . it 's your 14th birthday , the night that richard fields attacked you . erica : i have so many presents , and we 're going to open them together -- daddy and me -- just the two of us . kendall : oh , my -- oh , my god . it 's that night . it 's the night i -- erica : but , first , there 's the party . a beautiful birthday cake , just for me . oh , my daddy 's going to be so proud of me . i 'm going to make a wish and i 'm going to blow out all the candles all at the same time , even though there are 14 . [ scene_break ] michael : yeah , thank you . you can put the candle down now , thanks . there you go . that 's much better . please have a seat and make yourself comfortable . well , very good . so , here we are . hmm . well , it 's amazing how much light one candle can give off , is n't it ? well , all right . whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa ! where do you think you 're going , bianca ? now , i ca n't let you go out there and get behind the wheel of a car . you 'll wind up wrapped around a telephone pole , and then , of course , it would be my fault , would n't it ? oh , i 'm sorry . i did n't hurt you , did i ? bianca : no . michael : good . good . well , i guess this storm will give us a chance to get to know each other better , wo n't it , huh ? bianca : there 's people upstairs . henry and boyd -- michael : bianca , there 's nobody upstairs . i did check the house before you got home , ok ? there 's no need to lie . you and i are going to be together for a while , so you might as well get used to it , ok ? hmm . good . [ scene_break ] kendall : erica , please , please look at me . erica : no ! no ! what do you want ? kendall : erica , we need to go , ok ? we ca n't stay here . erica : no . no . no . you go away ! no , i do n't want to be alone with you ! no ! no ! no ! i do n't want to dance ! i do n't want to ! why are you doing that ? [ scene_break ] bianca : you do n't have to lock the door . michael : why is that ? because it was n't locked when i got here ? sorry , but i 'm not sure i approve of leaving doors unlocked . well , i took the chance that you 'd show up here . i guess it all paid off , huh ? as a matter of fact , i was dreading having to get through the old lady . what 's her name , the painted - up biddy that lives here ? bianca : myrtle . michael : myrtle , right . [ michael chuckles ] michael : i hear she 's quite the character . kendall hates her , probably because myrtle speaks her mind . that 's amazing . so many people in this town have an agenda . well , they 're not who they say they are . but as far as i can tell , you 're just as charming and as good as everybody says you are . and if i could get you to like me , bianca , i would leave here a very , very happy man . bianca : how did you get out of jail ? michael : well , i got out on bail , which ought to give you a clue as to what kind of a case they have against me . hmm . you 'll see , bianca . i will be acquitted of all charges . but , really , what good is it going to do anyway ? i mean , when i walk down the street , everybody 's going to hurl those vicious accusations against me that your mother and your sister started . you know what i 'm talking about , right ? bianca : yeah . michael : yeah . i mean , it 's ludicrous -- as if i had to force myself on any woman . bianca , i can promise you i would never lay a hand on either of them , and why anybody would believe that slut kendall is beyond me . i mean , boyd -- she tried to seduce him for his precious little formula . and , oh , my , that little gold digger -- as soon as she found out i was a cambias , she was on me like glue . although i broke up with her ? huh . oh , yeah , she rewrote history and mimicked mommy dearest . really , why not ? i mean , her whole life erica has been getting the sympathy vote by crying rape -- bianca : my mother would n't lie about rape . michael : really ? so then what , bianca , i 'm a liar ? is that what you 're saying ? [ scene_break ] [ thunder ] erica : no ! i have to get out of here ! oh ! oh ! kendall : erica ! no ! erica : no ! no ! help me ! daddy ! help me ! i do n't know where to -- daddy ! help me ! kendall : please , erica , please ! let me take care of you ! erica : take your hands off me ! get your hands off me ! and i wo n't let you do this ! no ! no ! it 's not right ! kendall : erica , you 're hurting me ! you 're hurting me ! erica -- erica : this is so wrong ! and you know it 's wrong ! i wo n't go with you ! let me go ! kendall : oh , my lip ! erica : i hate you ! i 'll always hate you ! i hate you ! always ! kendall : erica ! [ scene_break ] bianca : no , i did n't -- you -- i did n't say that you 're a liar . michael : you know , it 's funny because it was just your mother and i in that room , but yet everybody seems to believe her . why is that ? bianca : michael , i was n't there . maybe she misunderstood you . you know what ? you should talk to my uncle jack . michael : oh , bianca , bianca , you 're not paying attention ! your uncle jack is part of the plot to bring me down , and he 's abusing his power as d.a . bianca : he would n't do that . he 's very fair . michael : what the hell do you know ? your uncle jack is your mother 's lap dog . she 's got him whipped . bianca : i guess that it could seem that way . michael : `` seem `` ? bianca : yeah . he loves her . that could cloud his judgment . but i 'm sure that i could talk to him . i can get him to listen to your side of things . michael : and you 'd do that for me ? bianca : yeah . of cour -- yes , of course i would do that . i mean , i can call him right now . i mean , i 'm sure that my cell phone is working . michael : yeah , you know what ? why do n't we just wait . maybe we could do it some other time when you 're not trying to pull one over on me , huh ? bianca : no , i was n't . michael : well , it 's ok . forget about it . i know , it 's just your mother 's influence on you . besides , i think i can convince you -- i mean , that i 'm being treated unfairly . that is the only reason why i 'm here , is n't it ? do you know that every problem that i have in my life right now stems from your mother ? she 's trying to ruin my life , and why is that ? you know , what did i do to her ? what exactly did i do to her ? i tried to engineer a takeover of her company . big deal . so what ? i 'm guilty of that . but it is n't something that she has n't tried to do a hundred times in her business career . i mean , i work for cambias industries . it 's my family business . i take pride in that . i wanted it to be more successful . i mean , tell me something -- why do you like to work for enchantment , huh ? i mean , it ca n't be because you love cosmetics , right ? so what do you like about your job ? bianca : it 's the family business . michael : yeah . bianca : and i take pride in that . michael : exactly , exactly , and maybe someday , it 'll be your company , right ? bianca : yeah . michael : yeah , just like me , except with me , it 's like some kind of an unforgivable sin . it 's -- look , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to say that you could n't love cosmetics . that was very insensitive of me . you know what , bianca ? as a matter of fact , i think you could be the spokesperson for enchantment . i mean , you 're just as beautiful as erica is , and you have such beautiful white skin , so delicate . hmm . do you know that i 've only known one other woman with skin like yours ? you guessed it -- lena . i mean , she has such a fine , translucent face and beautiful slavic cheekbones . bianca : you know what ? i just remembered . there 's a diner on route 23 . they 're open all night , and they have their own generator . [ michael laughs ] bianca : they have air conditioning and coffee , and we 'd be much more comfortable there . michael : you must think i am so stupid . bianca , here i am thinking that we 're -- you know , we 're making progress , and you 're just trying to humor me . bianca : no . i 'm just tired , that 's all . michael : you 're tired ? bianca : yeah . you know what ? we should do this another time . tomorrow , maybe . it 'll be much better . michael : oh , no , no , no . i just think -- i just think if we talk for a little longer that i could , you know , i could get you to understand me . bianca : michael , i -- i want to help you . i just ca n't understand you . michael : hmm . well , i guess if , you know , you ca n't help me , no one can , hmm ? bianca : look , there 's still my uncle jack . michael : ah ! stop saying that ! [ michael sighs ] michael : well , it 's still raining outside . i tell you what -- when it stops raining , i 'll leave , ok ? bianca : you will ? michael : maybe . bianca : look , if you can just let me call my uncle jack -- michael : you know , bianca , i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry , but i ca n't let you call anybody to rescue you . i need you to rescue me . do n't you understand that ? bianca , i 'm telling you , you 're my last hope . bianca : i do n't know what you want from me . michael : i thought i just explained that to you . bianca , i 've seen how you are with people . you get people to open up . you have an amazing talent for making people happy . i mean , if i could just spend some time with somebody so special -- well , you know -- tell me something . are you happy right now ? i mean , are you really happy ? bianca : no , not right now . michael : well , do you know how awful it would be if you could make everybody around you happy and not be happy yourself ? no , i want to know something . name me the happiest you 've ever been . bianca : the happiest i 've ever been ? michael : yeah . bianca : ok . i -- i guess one of the happiest was when i was in seattle . michael : really ? you were in seattle ? i mean , what 'd you do ? bianca : yeah , no . i lived there with my father and his wife and their children . michael : oh . bianca : i did n't get to see my mother much . she 'd given up custody of me , but there was this one time that she just swooped down on seattle and flew me to hollywood with her for a big movie premiere . michael : oh , it sounds glamorous . bianca : it was magic . she had these mother - daughter dresses flown in from paris , and we got dressed together and then we went to the premiere at grauman 's chinese theater . and there were searchlights and popping flashbulbs and the red carpet . and there were tons of handsome movie stars there , just like she promised . and i said to her , `` you could probably have any of them as your date if you wanted . `` but she said that that did n't matter because i was the most special person in the world to her , and i shall never forget it . that 's it . it 's probably not enough . michael : no , no , uh - uh . boy , if i could have a day like that , where my father told me i was the most special person in the world to him , boy -- well , you know , i 'm not . my dead brother alex is , so , you know -- to my father , i 'm nothing , you know , so -- bianca : yeah , well , hey , i told you about one day . michael : hmm . bianca : i 've spent my whole life trying to live up to my mother . michael : yeah , i guess so . bianca : well , sure . she 's one of the most beautiful and successful women in the whole world , and who am i ? i hated myself . i made myself sick . i developed an eating disorder . michael : jeez . well , i mean , that 's over with now , right ? bianca : yeah , but , first , i made life miserable for everybody who cared about me , until the day that i realized that it was up to me to change the way i thought of myself . i needed help . professional help . michael : oh , yeah , yeah , yeah , professional help . mm - hmm . bianca : it was really tough for me to get out of that dark place , but i did . it saved my life . michael : mm - hmm . and you think maybe it 'll do the same for me , do you ? [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm not going anywhere . i 'm just going to find some light . kendall : ok . [ erica gasps ] [ thunder ] kendall : i 'll be right back , ok ? kendall : hey , look , i found these . here , let 's put these on you . nice and warm . here we go . ok . there we go . there we go . all right , nice and warm now , ok ? [ erica gasps ] kendall : erica , it 's ok . come here , come here . the worst part is over . it 's ok , it 's ok . the storm 's dying down now . it 's going to be fine . listen , i 'm going to make us some tea , some nice hot tea , ok ? i know you have a gas stove , so thank heaven for small favors , huh ? it 'll make us feel better , ok ? erica : no ! wait . kendall : i 'll be right back , i promise . erica : no ! mother ? kendall : erica ? erica : please stay . please , just stay and say it . it 'll make me feel so much better if you say it . kendall : what do you want me to say ? erica : please , tell me -- tell me it was n't my fault , mother . kendall : it was n't your fault . do you hear me ? it was not your fault . [ scene_break ] michael : ahem . so , you think i need to be saved , huh ? that 's what i need ? i need a psychiatrist ? bianca : i fought it , too . i could n't accept it . [ michael laughs ] michael : you must think i 'm really crazy . bianca : no , no . not crazy . in pain . michael : yeah , well , let me tell you something . i do n't need a shrink ! i mean , i come here for your help , and that 's your advice ? to see some stupid quack ? bianca : it stopped raining almost . you said that you would go then . michael : yeah , well , i tell you what -- i did n't say when it almost stops raining . bianca : you 're not going to leave , are you ? michael : well , that depends . are you going to give me what i need ? [ scene_break ] [ thunder ] kendall : you feel better ? erica : what -- what am i -- why are you here ? what happened ? kendall : here . drink your tea . erica : thank you . tell me , what happened ? kendall : do you remember there was a storm ? erica : yes . kendall : it started after we left the police station . erica : michael . kendall : yeah -- you -- there was thunder and lightning , and you were frightened , so you ran to your car . erica : but then what happened ? i mean , why do i feel so -- kendall : you -- you started to remember things from your past . erica : what things ? kendall : you started to remember your 14th birthday party . erica : oh . i tell myself that i 'm past that , that i 'll never go back there . i do . kendall : well , it 's over now . it 's ok . the worst part is over . the storm is dying down , and you 're going to be all right . erica : oh , what happened ? what 's that on your lip ? kendall : oh , this is nothing . it 's just a little scratch . erica : oh , no ! oh , lord , i did that to you , did n't i ? i struck out at you . kendall : no , it 's ok , it 's all right . it 's a scratch . it 's nothing . it 's nothing . erica : please , please forgive me , please . i did n't know what i was doing . i -- and i never meant to connect you with -- kendall : with my father . i know that . i know . when i first brought you home , you -- you thought i was mona . erica : i thought you were my mother ? kendall : you asked me to tell you that it was n't your fault . erica : oh . kendall : and i was glad to be able to do that . erica : that 's why it happened . michael in the jail -- that 's why i went back there . kendall : what ? erica : michael in jail . he brought up how he attacked me , and he said that it was my fault . kendall : no , no . you can not listen to him . erica : but that 's why i went back there , because he told me that i -- i asked for it . kendall : no , you listen to me . listen to me . michael is a very sick man . he 's sick , and he was totally responsible for what he did to you . so was richard fields . erica : i know that . i know that up here . but , still , a part of me believes that -- that maybe it was my fault . kendall : no , you ca n't mean that . erica : i ca n't help -- something inside keeps the thought alive that maybe -- maybe if i had fought back harder , maybe if i hit richard fields harder , like i hit you tonight or trey last year , maybe -- kendall : no , you were a child . you were just a child . erica : and i had this schoolgirl crush . oh , and he was so charming . he told me i was beautiful . oh , god ! kendall : what ? erica : that 's why it wo n't go away , that 's why the memory will never fade -- because i think that maybe -- kendall : no , no . erica , no . do n't put this on you . you had nothing to do with this . it is not your fault . erica : but i stayed with him . i stayed with him in that room ! and i laughed at his jokes , and i danced with him ! i remember that i danced with him ! [ music plays ] michael : wait a second . i know this music . this is lena 's favorite music . [ michael chuckles ] michael : is that why you have this ? bianca : yes . michael : oh , boy . lena is such a graceful dancer . i should know . i used to be her dance partner . i would n't be surprised if some of the moves she uses on you are the ones i taught her . on the dance floor , of course . ah , boy . lena , another one of my great disappointments . you know , i send her out on an assignment to steal that damned formula , which is , after all , her job , and what does she do ? she falls in love with you and she turns on me . and i should really be angry with her , but after all , she is a good dancer . come on , get up . i 'll show you . come on , get up . you be you , and i 'll be lena . bianca , get up and dance ! michael : there you go . now , if you just close your eyes and use your imagination , you could pretend i 'm lena . [ scene_break ] kendall : my father was filth . and someone should have put a bullet in his head on the way to your birthday party , even if that meant that i would n't be here right now . erica : yes , somebody should have . do you think that i want to shiver and cower every time there 's a storm ? do you think that i want to be reminded of him every time i look at you ? kendall : i wish to god that it had n't happened to you , mother . i do . but it 's a million times worse if you spend one second of your life thinking that it might have been your fault . erica : i do n't want to go on blaming myself , believe me . and most things i want i know how to go out and get . but this is just one battle i have not been able to win , and i do n't think i ever will . [ scene_break ] [ song ends ] bianca : well -- michael : hmm . bianca : that was nice . michael : yeah . bianca : but it 's late . i 'm tired . you must be , too . michael : oh , no , no , no , no . one more time . [ next song begins ] michael : just one more dance , hmm ? hmm . hmm . do you know that i 've known lena for a long time now , and you ca n't even imagine what she used to be like . i mean , i 'm sure she 's tried to tell you , but she could n't have told you everything . you know , the point is she 's a different person now , and somehow your love transformed her . you know , you did that for her , bianca . you transformed her with your love , and i 'm just -- you know , i 'm just wondering if maybe you could do the same for me . i mean , you think it would be really that hard to love me , too ? [ thunder ] [ scene_break ] erica : oh . where did these come from ? kendall : oh , i found them in your closet . i was n't sure if they were yours . erica : no , these most certainly are not mine . [ erica laughs ] kendall : sorry . erica : you took care of me . thank you . kendall : well , anyone would have done the same . erica : please forgive me . i 'm so sorry if i hurt you or said anything to hurt you . i really did n't know what -- kendall : please , please , erica , do n't . ok , if you have a right to feel anything , you certainly have a right to that . i 'm half richard fields . i always will be . erica : no , there is no point in thinking like that . kendall : i brought him back into town , into your life to cause trouble , and i did the same thing with michael . erica : no , no , you did n't . you did n't bring michael back into town . michael came back here to destroy me . i told you that from the first . as for richard fields , i mean , you wanted to know your father . i understand that . kendall : well , everything 's better now . the storm 's almost over , and michael 's behind bars . and i 'm glad i was able to clear lena 's name . maybe it 's finally my chance to mend some fences . erica : why not ? kendall : oh , and i went to see michael at the jail . he told me i was unlovable . erica : you are not unlovable . you 've sabotaged your relationships because you test them to the breaking point . you expect rejection , so you make it happen , or you reject the other person first . kendall : you mean i 'm like my mother . erica : just like me . kendall : i like being like you . my -- my biggest fear is that i 'll turn out like my father . erica : kendall , why did n't you give up on me after the way i 've treated you ? kendall : well , because no matter how hard i tried to let go , i still want you to be my mother . and if hating me means that it will help you survive what my father did to you , then i understand now , and i can live with it . erica : no , kendall . i do n't want to keep on hating you . [ scene_break ] michael : just relax . just relax . give yourself over to the moment . gosh , bianca , you are just so incredibly beautiful . and i could make you forget all about lena if you just let me . bianca : you are so right , michael . why would i ever want a woman when i could have somebody like you ? god , what a man . what power . look what you have to offer -- pure unadulterated hate . you hate everyone who has what you lack . you hate me -- michael : you better just stop . bianca : because i accept who i am , because i love who i am , and that gives me the courage to love whoever i want . that gives me strength and passion , and it makes me feel alive . do you have any idea how that feels ? no , you do n't . michael : you better stop . bianca : you have no idea . you do n't know desire , you do n't know courage , you do n't know how to love , because you 're not a man . you 're not even a human being . michael : you know what -- bianca : you 're an empty pathetic shell . michael : you better just shut up ! shut up ! you self - righteous bitch ! bianca : get out ! michael : the hell i will ! bianca : help ! no ! no ! no ! michael : agh -- [ scene_break ] erica : i do n't want to keep on hating you . i really do n't . and i 'm sorry that i have . kendall : but i 've hated you , too . erica : yeah . so , move on now . how do we do that ? kendall : search me . erica : well , i suppose we could just start trying . kendall : yeah . i think -- i think tonight was a good start . [ scene_break ] bianca : ok , get out . ok , just get out of here . [ bianca yells ] michael : whoa , whoa , whoa . it 's ok . all right . [ scene_break ] [ thunder ] kendall : it 's ok . it 's ok . no one is ever going to hurt you ever again . erica : i know . i 'm so much better . i 'm better because you are here . [ scene_break ] michael : you 're not going anywhere . bianca : no , please . please , do n't . michael : shut up . shut up ! bianca : no ! no ! [ next_on ] greenlee : which one of these 4-year - olds were you hot for ? maggie : oh , that would be me . jack : something 's happened . erica : you scared me . jack : i tried everything i could to stop him , but i just could n't . | kendall manages to get into erica 's car , but erica continues screaming . she keeps visualizing richard fields and her 14th birthday . she runs out of the car wildly and tries to call for help . kendall begs erica to recognize her own daughter , but erica starts to beat on her violently . she thinks richard is back to rape her again . meanwhile , bianca tries to get away from michael , but he forces her to sit down . he tells bianca he wants to spend time with the one woman in pine valley who is genuinely kind . he asks bianca if she would love him and transform him , just like she transformed lena . bianca trembles in fear and wants to get away , but she does n't want to risk angering michael . when he asks her to dance , bianca plays along . kendall manages to bring erica back to her penthouse and wraps some towels around her . erica thinks kendall is her mother and asks her to tell her it was n't her fault . kendall hugs erica and firmly tells her that the rape was n't her fault . a while later , erica snaps out of it and realizes what happened . she tells kendall that the storm and talking to michael stirred up some old memories . kendall tells her it 's all in the past and that things will be different from now on . erica thanks kendall for always being there for her , and promises to love her back from now on . when michael gets too close , bianca starts screaming at him . she tells him she could never love such a lunatic . michael grabs bianca by the hair and tries to force himself on her . bianca manages to kick him away and run to the door . michael lunges at her from behind . |
zach : anita warner ? anita : i 'm sorry , have we met ? zach : zach slater , bobby 's boss . i know it looks like i 'm crashing the party , but i 'm not . he invited me to meet him here . anita : wait , bobby 's coming here ? zach : did i just blow a big surprise ? anita : uh , bobby 's -- bobby 's not here . i do n't know where he is . zach : oh , he 'll be here . he would n't miss this . he 's too excited to see you . [ scene_break ] reggie : come on . danielle : what did i say about you , me , and nature ? reggie : i promise , no tall squirrels for 100 miles . danielle : but daddy is , and he 's pretty fierce . reggie : he 's off cuffing a deer or something . look , you know these fireworks , food , party , the whole -- everything -- it 's just for you . just so we could do this . man : freeze ! [ scene_break ] david : bianca . bianca : i am interrupting . adam : oh , no , no , no , by all means , interrupt the interruption . hayward has already barged into a personal family gathering with his usual pompous self- importance . we have things to attend to here , so speak your piece and get out . what 's your crucial business about , anyway ? david : true parentage . i did my own dna test , and the results are conclusive . some of you already know this . i 'm babe 's biological father . adam : no . bianca , no smiling . j.r. : tell me this is a lie and i 'll let you walk out of here in one piece . david : it 's all true . feel free to break out the bubbly . adam : to celebrate what , exactly ? a dorm - room coupling 20 years ago ? that calls for a kegger and pretzels . david : we 've already missed out on too many years . i think we have to make up for that , get to know each other . babe : are you sure this is your final choice ? tad : `` choice `` ? babe : i mean , you know , does he want me as a real daughter or just some mistake he 'd rather forget ? krystal : honey , no baby is ever a mistake . david : i choose you . you are my daughter , and i am your father . some have said that i 'm nothing but a glorified sperm donor . but i think we 're beyond that . i 'd like to be a part of your life . i 'd like to be a part of your child 's life , if that 's what you really want . babe : yes . adam : do n't tell me she 's embracing this . babe : are you sure you can do this ? david : you listen to your father -- when you make a decision , you hang on hard and do n't look back . [ scene_break ] reggie : jamie , you know i should beat you down for that , right ? jamie : well , you were a little too busy getting busy , right , danielle ? danielle : i appreciate a good punk job just as much as the next girl . you got us good . now , go away . reggie : yeah . bye , jamie . jamie : actually , i need to talk to you , reggie , and it seriously ca n't wait . [ scene_break ] anita : bobby 's really supposed to be here ? zach : yeah . he gave me directions and told me to look for him here -- and his family . anita : um , i 'm sorry . this is my sister , maria . zach : from the house on the hill , right ? edmund : yeah , wildwind , that 's it . how you doing ? edmund grey . good to see you officially , yeah . zach : zach slater . hi . anita : you guys have met ? zach : yeah , yeah , i -- i got lost driving around and went into wildwind , got some help . maria : i thought i gave you directions out of town , though . zach : and i was on my way and bobby called me last minute , so here i am . small town . maria : small world . edmund : you ok ? anita : fine . great . nauseous . he 's coming . [ scene_break ] jamie : reggie , i swear , a few minutes , tops . reggie : ok , two weeks from now sounds really good . danielle : ok , jamie , i know you two are buds and everything , but we really do n't want an audience . livia : danielle frye ? get a move on . danielle : aunt livia . reggie : this better be big -- very big for you to mess this up . jamie : yeah , maybe it 's nothing . reggie : nothing ? oh , you 're tripping pretty bad for something that 's nothing . jamie : it 's j.r . i 'm afraid he 's gone big , bad , and ugly . reggie : what did he do , fire somebody ? it 's nothing to trip about . jamie : it 's trip - worthy when he wants to get rid of babe , and he almost killed her to do it . [ scene_break ] tad : you must just want to break out in giggles right now . david : believe me , there 's nothing about today i 'm taking lightly . tad : i 'd love to know what your plans are for babe , considering she 's already been through a lot . david : which is why i plan to look after her -- and embrace all the people in her life . now , that includes her darling in - laws . adam : well , you want to play daddy , that 's all well and good , but perhaps your daughter 's mother might prefer you not . krystal : well , babe is a grown woman . i think it 's up to her to decide where her daddy fits in . bianca : babe , do you know where that is ? babe : well , he 's helped me out so much and saved my life twice already . he can fit in wherever he likes . david : i 'd like to be a part of your life , and bess ' . i want to show that little girl all the attention i never got to show her mother . bianca : i knew it ! i -- i just knew that this could work out for everyone . you know , you guys do n't know this yet , but you 're actually a lot alike . [ david chuckles ] krystal : that 's -- that 's really sweet of you , bianca . adam : oh , yes , very . david : well , for once , i 'd have to agree with my fellow patriarch here and hope not for babe 's sake . bianca : oh , no , you 're two of my favorite people . and you can tell that this is meant to be , because it just feels so right . i 'm so happy for both of you -- and for bess . she lucks out , too . babe : well , of course she knows that you 're the man who saved her mama 's life . well , i guess it 's time for an official introduction . what do you say we go upstairs , and you can meet the next generation ? mama ? krystal : you bet . adam : david hayward upstairs , cooing over my granddaughter ? j.r. : i know , i know , ok ? like bess does n't have enough losers hovering . bianca : you 're lumping me in with that parade of losers , too , are n't you , j.r. ? [ scene_break ] david : she is beautiful . krystal : that dog - and - pony show you put on for adam and j.r. -- was that for real ? david : what , sunday dinners at the chandler table ? please . i 'd rather suck mud through a straw . krystal : well , you see , that 's what i do n't understand , david . i mean , you are real family now , so what 's it going to be ? are you going to stick by her or are you going to stick it to her ? babe : mama , would you stop it ? he 's trying . why would you even think something like that ? krystal : because it 's my job to think those ugly thoughts that never even enter your head . the closer he gets , the more he could hurt you , and that 's over my dead body . david : it 's all right , babe . your mother 's right . she 's just looking after you with intense primal instinct -- which i plan to match . babe : i could n't believe what you said downstairs -- she was mine , ours . [ baby squeals ] babe : well , hello . you know , i would n't have blamed you if you had to tell because i know your heart was broken when bianca lost her baby . why did you do it , dr. hayward ? david : `` doctor `` ? look , i know `` dad `` is probably pushing it , but can we at least try `` david `` ? babe : can you please just tell me why you did it ? david : look , it 's done , ok ? so why do n't we all just -- just move on ? krystal : no , no , that 's not good enough . [ baby squeals ] krystal : no , until i know why , i 'm not going to ever be sure that you 're going to keep that secret tucked away . david : well , maybe i did it for the same reasons you did . krystal : babe kept quiet so she would n't break j.r. 's heart , but you ca n't pretend that you give a damn about him . now , as for me , babe 's happiness is the reason that i draw breath . both of us -- both of us made that decision out of love . but i know you love bianca , and you 've known her a lot longer than you 've known babe . babe : blood or no blood , ca n't be easy . david : it is n't . but i already lost one child , and i do n't want to lose another . babe : i guess bianca was right . we do have lots in common . [ scene_break ] zach : bobby 's become a major asset . he 's got a great business sense . he just closed a huge deal for me in california . according to him , he did it all for you . anita : i -- i got to -- i 'd better -- i have to go . zach : i thought this was all good news . edmund : yeah . no , it 's just been an emotional weekend . listen , none of it 's your fault , all right ? derek : where were you ? no , never mind . i want an honest answer . where was she ? livia : there 's a very long line to the ladies ' room . danielle : that is true . derek : ok , come on . hey , you know what , edmund ? i got a little friendly advice -- keep maddie in summer camp till she 's 30 -- an all - girls camp . edmund : zach slater , meet derek frye , chief of police . zach : a pleasure . derek : hi . edmund : and his daughter -- danielle : danielle . zach : hey . danielle : so nice to meet you . livia : where 's anita ? tom : she needed some time . maria : actually , i should probably go look for her because bobby 's going to be here any second , you know . edmund : honey , do n't worry . anita 's strong . she can handle this . danielle : so , where you from ? what do you do ? zach : i own hotel casinos . i do n't know if you 've heard of the seasons . danielle : vegas ! oh , i can see the lights now . i 'm dying to know more . zach : mm - hmm , i 'd be happy to tell you some other time . i feel like i 'm intruding . i should be on my way . danielle : oh , do n't you dare . without someone here new in the mix , we 'll just all sit here and stare at each other . tom : that 's why it helps to have some good - looking women around . [ tom chuckles ] edmund : hey , listen , zach , if the iced tea does n't entice you , maybe a little wine will do the trick ? what do you think ? [ scene_break ] anita : bobby . bobby : happy independence day , mrs. warner . anita : you -- you scared me . bobby : god . look at you . just beautiful . anita : where have you been ? bobby : i had a deal in san diego . it went so well that if you wait a few seconds , my eyeballs will start flashing dollar signs . just watch . anita : but you could n't call ? bobby : i did n't want to call till i had some good news , and when the news was great , a phone call would n't cut it . great news rates quality face time , do n't you think ? anita : yeah . yeah , i guess it does . bobby : and i want to introduce you to the guy who made all the magic happen . you are going to love this guy , zach . anita : we already met . bobby : oh . anita : he 's with edmund and maria . actually , they 're probably wondering where i am . bobby : as reunions go , this is n't what i pictured . anita : you have n't called in , like , forever , and now you want some big , romantic reunion ? real life does n't work that way . bobby : i know things have been rough , and that 's why i wanted to come and see you in person . look , i love that you missed me . but i did all that for us , ok ? zach is handing us a big , shiny `` we can have it all now , `` and i wanted to come and tell you about this in person . anita : no . no , bobby . bobby : anita , this is real . this is n't a get - rich - quick plan . this is got rich quick . i mean , be happy . anita : will you listen ? you do n't understand . bobby -- bobby : what 's wrong ? palmer : well , spit it out , anita . what has my long - lost grandson done now ? [ scene_break ] reggie : yo , jamie , you 've lost it . you really think j.r. doped his wife so he can have sex with her ? wait a minute -- if they have a kid , she 's giving it up . jamie : not so she would have sex with him , so she 'd do it with me . more like he 's trying to set us up so babe takes the fall . reggie : jamie , i just do n't see it . but there is something i do see , though . jamie : well , if you 've got a better idea , tell me , because this one sucks . reggie : maybe this is your lust for babe reaching in and scrambling your brains . [ scene_break ] david : call me daddy hard - ass if you want to , but there can be no repeat performance of that sos fiasco . krystal : oh , way to parent . you already stepped in it . babe : you know what ? you 'd better get this about me , and get it about me fast -- i have a load of bad habits , and i am not proud of them . i quit smoking , and , yeah , there 's times that i do want a drag , and when i 'm depressed , i can eat my weight in ice cream , but doing drugs , it 's not on my list -- not before , and not now , and not ever . krystal : that 's right . listen , you know , drugs may fascinate you , but that curiosity skipped her generation . she is a damn fine mama . she 's the best i 've ever seen . david : the drug was in her system , krystal . babe : and i did n't put it there . yeah , maybe someone slipped it to me or i picked up the wrong glass . that makes me clueless , not a druggie . david : well , what about the time that you were out all night and j.r. took bess to the er ? babe : oh , god . david : i found you at maggie � s early the next morning . babe : have n't we already gone here ? j.r. practically pushed me out the door , and he 's the one that told me to stay the night . and now he looks back and he knows that he overreacted . i mean , was bess fine or not ? david : yeah , she was . but j.r. was n't . krystal : you know -- david : in fact , he was worried about bess in general . krystal : yeah , but he 's a new daddy . they get wacky that way . david : no , no , no . he was a lot more upset than that . he insinuated that that night was n't a one - time deal , that babe was a less - than - attentive mother . babe : right . tell me what he said , exact words . go ahead . david : he was n't exactly direct . babe : which means that it never happened . look , i know that you and j.r. , you guys have this long history that 's just absolutely terrible , and i probably do n't even know the half of it . or you know what , maybe this is your way of already trying to break us up , but you know what , do not go there because you 're going to be the one left out in the cold , because j.r. and i love each other and our bess . david : i 'm not trying to break you up . babe : well , you better not , because if i can take on adam , i can sure as heck take on you . how about this -- i 'll go down and get j.r. nd we can straighten this out right now . david : all right , no . wait a minute . just -- just relax , ok ? j.r. was upset that night and so was i . maybe i -- i misunderstood . babe : you did . krystal : you know , i think you 'd better master the fine art of backpedaling . you never step between a woman and the man she adores . david : my mistake . truly , babe , i have no intention of attacking an innocent man . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you 're hardly in the same category as hayward . tad : come on , j.r. , that 's an understatement . bianca : you 're right , i 'm not in the same category . i 'm just babe 's friend . david is her father . adam : could we please stop saying that ? tad : bianca , everybody understands the ramifications . it 's just going to take a little time . i mean , this thing just landed on our shoulders . it 's a little hard to swallow . bianca : j.r. , as a friend , choke it down as best you can , ok ? babe deserves a father , and bess deserves every single person who 'll love her . [ scene_break ] derek : who taught you how to play this game ? edmund : zach , i 'll tell you , i got one thing i 'm wondering about . how the hell does a casino make any money offering $ 2 prime rib ? zach : i do n't know . you got to ask bobby when he gets here . what do you do , edmund ? edmund : hmm . well , i co - own a magazine called `` tempo , `` but what i really like to do is i 'm an investigative reporter . [ zach has a flashback ] zach : and the male returns from hunting and gathering and haggling with señorita mendoza . i like the woman , but i got to tell you , sometimes -- anyway , i 'm going to make you a fantastic dinner anyway . what 's going on ? you hurt ? hey . maria : no , no , no , i 'm ok . it 's nothing . it 's really -- nothing happened . zach : well , sometimes the desert sun , you know , it does things to you . it makes you see things , something , someone . maria : no . no . when you 're here with me , really , you are the only person that matters in the whole world . zach : ok . ok . livia : you 're bad . edmund : you must have some great stories to tell . zach : as a matter of fact , i do . edmund : slow down , speed racer . you look a little worried there , kid . maria : yeah , i 'm just so hopped up on caffeine from the iced tea all day . i do n't even know what to do with myself . edmund : the iced tea is herbal and it 's decaf , honey . maria : must be anita , then . i 'm just -- here she resolves to get on with her life , and then bobby just about to show up out of the blue . her head must be spinning . edmund : it 's a good head . spinning , i mean . she 'll get through it . danielle : sin city . i love it . how hyped are you to be working there ? zach : business is good . danielle : i bet i could make it stand up and sing . mr. slater , you know who has disposable income ? young people . zach : hmm . danielle : and it takes young and hip to draw in young and hip . zach : mm - hmm . young is good . hip is really good . but there 's that one pesky little detail . let me ask you a question -- what 's the magic number in blackjack ? danielle : oh , if this is a test , at least make it hard . 21 . zach : 21 . you 're absolutely right . so when you get out of college , give me a call . we 'll work something out , ok ? danielle : oh , i 'm looking for an immediate opening , plus a place to crash . you find me a broom closet with a key , and you have yourself some serious free labor . livia : things seemed a little chilly between you and edmund . what 's that about ? derek : business . he wanted me to run a computer check on some local criminals . livia : for fun ? derek : his cell signal got crossed , and he heard something he thought was suspicious enough that he wanted to -- he wanted to tie up our computers , our mainframe . livia : and you disagree ? derek : well , look , i have a live , big case ready to blow . i need all the data and all the manpower i can handle . livia : derek , why do n't you let edmund do what he does best -- use his brain ? he could use the distraction . [ scene_break ] opal : oh . bobby : i just got in today . anita was my first stop , but tomorrow was going to be all about you . palmer : well , i 'll hold that lie close to my heart . opal : oh , wherever , whatever . i 'm glad you 're back . and look at that gorgeous little wife of yours standing there all shy and quiet . i mean , it 's been so long that she did n't know what to do with you . no wonder she thinks something 's wrong . palmer : opal , would you shut off the drivel valve ? ca n't you see ? i mean , they are together , you know . bobby : and i 'm going to make the most of it . are you two back together ? palmer : no . opal : only under the direst of circumstances , like when we got to gang up against our son . now , you have n't seem some little redheaded devil come running through with a grape - juice - filled water pistol , have you ? bobby : luckily , no . palmer : so what was it ? too much work ? just too much pressure ? is that why you did n't get in touch ? bobby : ah , you know how business is . palmer : mm - hmm . i know how a young , proud man might be , well , a little hesitant about contacting his family when he owes them money . bobby : palmer , that debt is about to be paid off . there is an investment of your caliber that is about to pay off . palmer : who 'd you put the touch on now ? bobby : no touch needed . my boss helped me out with this one , and he 's fantastic . opal : well , that sounds like a little hero - worship . you 'd better be careful . somebody 's going to get jealous . bobby : well , the respect is mutual . he 's putting me on the east coast in charge of the offices so i can be with anita . that 's why i came here in person to tell her the good news . opal : well , is n't that just the best news you 've heard in a long time , honey bunch ? no more long - distance loving , no more dilly - dallying in the desert ? palmer : you can dilly - dally right here in pine valley . you need to settle down , young man . [ scene_break ] jamie : all i know is between sos and all the other stuff -- reggie : what `` other stuff , `` jamie ? jamie : back at the wedding , remember ? i told you j.r. wanted me to take his first dance with the bride . what is that ? and then there 's adam telling me to hang out at his house , spend more time with babe . reggie : wait a minute , wait . if j.r. 's in this with adam , it just got really ugly . jamie : it makes me sick to think it . but it looks like j.r. 's trying to set up babe , and she has no idea what 's coming . [ scene_break ] bianca : i 'm so happy that you - all found each other . it 's like fate knew you both deserved a miracle . david : look , i hate to dote - and - run , but i really have to leave . krystal : yeah , she might grow before you see her next time . she kind of has a way of doing that . david : oh , i 'll be back -- soon and often . you take care , little one . krystal : david ? thank you . babe : wow . bianca : yeah , big `` wow . `` hey , babe , can i talk to you for a second ? babe : sure . krystal : i 'll let you girls be alone . babe : look at you ! you look so happy ! bianca : i know . you 'd better be careful . i might hug you again . babe : you know you 're a part of this , too . you 're bess ' godmother and you 're my best friend , and you 're david 's -- well , pretty much , you 're the best thing in david 's life . bianca : hmm , that was before you . you have no idea what you 've done by letting david into your life -- for you and for bess . david has been really lost since leora died , and miranda brought back everything that he 's been trying to shut out . but he 's got a lot of love in him . i know he does . it 's just that that 's been shoved aside for other things . and now he 's got you and your beautiful baby . and i know if anyone can bring the love back , it 's you and that amazing little girl . [ scene_break ] tad : i do n't want to cut hayward any more slack than you do . i do n't care whose father he is . he 's a menace to society . but maybe what bianca said was n't all wrong . adam : oh , then you want to embrace the viper ? good . good . it 's always good to have an idiot to venture into the minefield . tad : i 'm not suggesting we hug him , adam . i 'm just saying it maybe be a good idea to tolerate him . adam : oh , he 's lucky i have n't ripped his eyes out for looking at my granddaughter . j.r. : you know exactly what i see when i look at hayward -- the man that put mom under . i was a kid then , but things have changed . i 'm not about to let this guy have the power to mess with my family ever again . that means nothing changes between babe and me . tad : i 'm glad to hear it . j.r. : that does n't mean that i 'm not going to fight to keep him away from my baby or my wife . david : well , that 's a losing battle , son , because i plan to model myself after your dear old dad . i 'm going to protect my daughter no matter what the cost . and if anybody tries to get to her , they 're going to have to go through me first . [ scene_break ] bianca : has n't quite sunk in yet , has it ? babe : no , it 's just so weird . i just -- i grew up my whole life without a father . i just kind of got used to the idea that it was meant to be . bianca : well , that 's why this is so amazing . now , do n't believe everything that you 've heard about david . i mean , all the bad things that he 's done are completely separate from who he is . babe : i 'm a personal fan of that , but not everybody feels that way . bianca : well , i 'm not delusional here . i know that david is a complex guy , and he 's gotten darker since he lost leora . babe : you love him a lot . bianca : yeah , i do . but i 'm not the daughter he needs . now he has you . babe : it should 've been you . you two just love each other so much . bianca : that 's true , but i had a father . not for long enough , but he was a wonderful man . now it 's your turn . you already let your daughter into my life . now you should let her into david 's , and see how close they grow , how fast . and once you have david 's heart , you 'll have the greatest protector you could ever ask for . [ scene_break ] david : you know , it 's interesting . i was just upstairs watching babe with bess just now , and she was concerned but not oppressive . loving but not obsessed . j.r. : you know , why do n't you save the hard sell . i already married the woman . adam : yeah , forget about the dowry . david : so in my professional and in my personal opinion , any concerns that you might have regarding babe 's mothering skills , chalk them up to your own lack of experience . babe is a wonderful mother . j.r. : yeah , well , i have all the faith in the world in my wife . david : that baby is in exceptional hands . and if anybody wants to argue that point , they can feel free to come and do it with me -- babe 's new daddy . [ scene_break ] jamie : i need more info , and that 's where that jerk seth comes in . reggie : yeah , my favorite neighborhood dealer . jamie : i mean , if j.r. did dope babe , he got those drugs off of seth . something went down between them at metro . reggie : yeah , but he 's not going to dime on j.r. right off the bat . he has to have more sense than that if he never got arrested or busted . jamie : maybe he 's cocky by now . reggie : maybe he just needs a little convincing . jamie : you in ? reggie : like i 'm going to let you do this all by yourself ? [ scene_break ] derek : excuse me , edmund . you still itching to get in my database ? edmund : i do n't want to strain your mainframe there , derek . derek : which is why you 're not getting anywhere near my computer in the day , but the demands are n't so heavy at night . edmund : you saying what i think you 're saying ? derek : well , you have a hunch , and if you 're right , i do n't want to be the guy that gets in your way . edmund : can i start tonight ? derek : are you giving me a choice ? zach : it sounds big . is it something you want to talk about , or do i wait for the magazine ? edmund : like the man said , it 's just a hunch . but you know what ? i 'm going to roll with it . honey , do you mind if i bail ? maria : could i stop you ? edmund : no . maria : no . i know . i 'm going to wait here for anita , ok ? danielle : i 'll see you later , daddy . i can get home myself . livia : nice try . tom : you 'll ride home with us . zach : well , it looks like the party 's breaking up . and my date still has n't shown up , so i 'll wait here for bobby . edmund : ok , listen , i 'll see you later , ok ? maria : ok , honey . edmund : hey , chief , let 's roll . derek : see you . zach : see you , guys . nice to meet you . livia : good night . tom : nice meeting you . zach : good night . bye . maria : bye , you guys . danielle : you rethink my offer , please ? [ scene_break ] babe : oh , my bess . my beautiful baby girl . you 're still mine . i thought that we were saying goodbye to each other before . but we 're still together -- you and me and daddy . i 'm so glad that i can do that for you , give you a daddy that you can be proud of . i mean , can you believe it ? i have a daddy , too . [ baby coos ] babe : no matter how we both started out , now we both have a daddy to love . [ scene_break ] tad : so that 's it ? your work here is done ? you 're just going to drop the bomb and leave ? what was all that nonsense about babe 's mothering skills you were throwing at j.r. ? david : just something between me and my new son - in - law . tad : he said with a straight face . david : if you 're at all concerned about babe and bess , forget me . keep an eye on your own son and his other father . [ scene_break ] j.r. : how did this happen , hmm ? david 's on to something , and tad 's not far behind him . my darling wife just got two duel - to - the - death champions . adam : one does wonder what charms they see in her . j.r. : hayward is her father . i do n't know what makes me hate her worse -- the fact that she lies all the time or that she may have passed hayward � s genes to my kid . adam : no , no , bess is 100 % chandler . do n't ever forget that . before daddy arrived , you were all set to take your chances with custody and divorce babe . what about now ? j.r. : with the devil and the boy scout on her team ? listen , i 'm not about ready to lose my kid because i did n't play this smart . adam : uh - huh . and just where does wisdom lie in this instance ? j.r. : more evidence -- the kind that guarantees that bess will never hear babe 's name ever again . and we do it in a way that babe never has a clue . [ scene_break ] opal : oh , young lovers reunited , just to get stuck with the fogies ? we 're going to let you watch the fireworks . palmer : the fireworks are over , genius . opal : well , they can make their own fireworks , or are you too dotty to remember ? now , come on . let 's go find petey . palmer : i tell you , one minute with you and i go absolutely bananas . i can not remember my name . i ca n't do anything . opal : it 's `` brick - headed mule , `` ok , just so 's you know . bobby : just for the record -- and i love them -- but i do n't want that to be us . look , i 'm -- ahem -- i 'm sorry that i did n't call . i guess i was just hurt and angry that you did n't come to vegas , and i guess i wanted to prove to you that i changed . anita : yeah , well , things have changed a lot . bobby : i 've made it , anita . i 've got a steady job . we 've got investments that are paying off bigger than our dreams . so not only do you have a husband that you can believe in , you -- anita : stop it , bobby . bobby : you 've got one that can give you everything that you deserve . anita : it 's all still a dream . bobby : it 's a dream , yeah , one that 's come true for us . anita : no , it 's over ! bobby : listen , this is just the first stage , and next time it 'll be bigger . anita : there is no `` next time , `` bobby -- not for us . i filed for divorce . [ scene_break ] maria : you missed the fireworks . zach : i caught a few . maria : yeah , they were really beautiful . they -- you know , you would 've loved them . you missed all the requisite oohing and aahing , and it was -- it was very impressive . now all those little fireflies will probably be coming out soon . but you know what ? it might be too early . i do n't know , is that , like , a july / early august thing ? zach : i remember a time when we only spoke when we had something to say . | david confronts babe , as a strict father , that he 's worried she may have chosen to do drugs to get put in the er . but she somehow convinces him that she did not drug herself , somebody else did . he is about ready to put two and two together when he finds out that jr is not as concerned about the woman he chose to marry as david is about his newly discovered daughter . |
j.r. : you just do n't give up , do you ? you come in and you crash my sister 's memorial . babe : j.r. , i swear , this is n't a game or -- j.r. : go ahead . go ahead and disrespect my mother and kate . scream to the top of your lungs for the zillionth time that she 's a fake . adam : all right . i 'm sorry , son , but she is . j.r. : and you 're using krystal and babe as backup ? i mean , come on , dad , that is just pathetic . how much did you grease the warden , so she 'd get a free day pass ? jamie : so help me , adam , if you 've taken advantage of krystal or babe in any way -- adam : i got the woman out of a 10-year prison sentence , for god 's sake ! tad : in exchange for what ? j.r. : it does n't matter . krystal 's going back to the slammer , and we 're going back to the house . babe : j.r. , adam did n't use us . i swear . and this woman -- she 's not dixie . j.r. : well , if babe the baby - stealer says so , i 'm sure it is . krystal : it is true , j.r. , and i am just as sorry for you as i can possibly be . and you . she is not your dixie , tad . tad : and your proof ? krystal : she was in jail with me . [ scene_break ] val : no , no , no , no , no . no , excuse me , no . the crab claws and the tiger prawns can not come out until all the media have arrived . go back . josh : you can set up right here . primo location . miss kane has not forgotten about her friends at rcw . erica : be right there . jack : let me tell you what , sweetheart . when you throw a launch party , you throw a launch party . erica : well , hey , if you can christen a yacht with champagne , why not christen my new show with champagne ? jack : absolutely . and you , what do you think ? you excited about the whole family being on air coast to coast , buddy ? reggie : yeah , check it out . profile a or profile b ? which one the camera 's going to like the most ? erica : oh , the camera 's going to like all of you . i 'm so thrilled that you 're here today with me . josh : danielle . hey . how are you ? it 's so nice to see you . danielle : i did n't know you 'd be here . josh : is that a problem ? danielle : no . of course not . josh : ok , good . [ scene_break ] zach : hi . how long before showtime ? erica : i am warning you . you are here for only one reason , and that 's because i love my daughter . zach : so do i. i want all of america to know about it . erica : one wrong move , and i will show all of america how to bring down an arrogant sack really fast . ryan : how about a little help , erica ? i 'd be very happy to oblige . erica : thank you very much . thank you , ryan . but i can handle this , and i will . [ scene_break ] kendall : greenlee , all of this stuff about you and news and changing lives ? greenlee : shh . not here . [ scene_break ] jack : erica , excuse us for just a second . ryan , i hope i do n't have to remind you how important this day is to erica and to our whole family . ryan : i get it , jack , thank you . jack : well , you better get it , because last time i saw you at slater 's casino , you made a hell of a scene . ryan : well , it 's not going to happen , not tonight or ever again . you have my word . jack : i 've heard that before , have n't i ? ryan : this time i can back it up . [ scene_break ] kendall : do n't leave . greenlee : on my way here , i stopped by the drugstore . kendall : an early - pregnancy test . greenlee : burning a hole in my purse . i do n't think i can wait until after the party . this little magic stick will confirm what i already know in my heart . that i 'm pregnant with ryan 's baby . kendall : ok , i hate to rain on your test wand , but is n't it a little too early for a `` baby onboard `` sign ? greenlee : i 've been keeping track of my cycle with a stopwatch . anytime before 5 : 02 is too early . anytime after 5 : 03 is good . josh : two of my three fertility goddesses . where 's the catwoman ? kendall : home with a bad hairball . greenlee : you 're dr. madden 's son . josh : yeah . greenlee : what 's he doing here ? kendall : josh is my mother 's supervising producer on `` new beginnings . `` josh : your generous friend kendall helped me get the gig . kendall : only because he blackmailed me into it . josh : blackmail 's harsh . you owed me a favor for not ratting you out at the fertility heist . kendall : well , now we 're even . josh : unless i catch you again with your hands in the cryo cookie jar . kendall : well , thanks to you , we got exactly what we came for . josh : hope the stolen goods pay off for you . joshua 's a good name if it 's a boy . greenlee : is there a reason you 're harassing us ? josh : just trying to keep everybody happy . kendall : hmm . josh : they 're not frozen , but enjoy them anyway . kendall : how does he do that ? he ticks me off , and then he makes me laugh . greenlee : do n't know , do n't care . kendall : uh -- you ok ? greenlee : sure , i 'm perfect . ahem . kendall : you look a little seasick . greenlee : i 'm fine , really . kendall : no , greenlee , do n't give me fine . you 're about as green as this wasabi . greenlee : those hors d'oeuvres -- zach : who launched the tiny torpedo ? kendall : well , it 's not the hors d'oeuvres or even me that 's making greenlee hurl . i think it 's morning sickness . my god , she 's pregnant . [ scene_break ] ryan : i get it , jack . cameras roll , my fists will not fly . jack : they had better not . ryan : but if i feel like going psycho , then i 'll just wait till they call cut . val : erica , come on , baby . this way . erica ? ryan : joke , jack . jack : you should grow a sense of humor , ryan . photographer : one more , one more . danielle : oh , my goodness , reggie , this is crazy . you know , a photographer snapped my picture on the way ? reggie : yeah , i saw . it 'll be in the papers tomorrow . danielle : you think ? i wish they had gotten us both together , though . well , you 'll get your time to shine here with your family . reggie : but , hey -- um -- who 's your friend ? danielle : oh , just some guy from the beach party . you know my dad 's still not over me staying out all night ? mom 's cool , though , thanks to the fiancé . garret 's trying to score big points being super nice to me . i say bring it on . as long as it keeps captain mimi reed off my case , i 'm cool with it . reggie , what -- what 's up ? reggie : nothing . nothing at all . all right . so when the cameras are rolling , which way should i play ? will smith or chris tucker ? which way ? i do n't know . danielle : hmm . reggie : yeah . i like that , i like that . [ scene_break ] jack : excuse us just -- we 'll be right back . erica : excuse me . excuse me , lily . if this is too much for you , you do n't have to stay . lily : no , i want to stay . i want everyone to see our family and that i 'm a part of it . erica : oh , you are a very beautiful and very special part of it . listen , can i tell you more , you know , to prepare you for when the press conference actually begins ? lily : yes . yes , i 'd like that . it helps for me to know and go over it in my head . my life skills coach calls it scripting . erica : well , this script is very , very simple , because i am going to talk about my new tv show . then i 'm going to introduce my family . and then each one of you will say a few words about our new beginning , as a family . lily : ok , i can do that . erica : i know you can . and i know you 're going to do everything just beautifully . lily : ok . erica : ok . josh : i got lola matthews and her channel 3 team warm and happy . erica : oh , lola matthews . should have put the shrew behind a pylon . josh : i 'm sensing some back story . erica : ah , professional jealousy -- hers , not mine . josh : well , you make the news , and she reports it . who would you rather be ? erica : yeah . jack : sweetheart , you know , you -- are you sure you want the whole family on camera with you ? erica : you know what ? i am absolutely sure . because i know that after all of america sees my family , they are going to love my family as much as i do . jack : or they 're going to wonder why we all have n't been committed . erica : no . jack : come on . [ jack and erica laugh ] [ scene_break ] kendall : greenlee , you ok in there ? greenlee ? ryan : kendall , you seen my beautiful wife ? kendall : um -- what , you mean greenlee ? ryan : no , i mean the other wives in my harem . kendall : um -- ryan : ah . hey , you do n't look so good . kendall : oh , that 's what every woman wants to hear . greenlee : i -- i 'm -- i 'm ok . i just got an attack of mini stage fright . ryan : stage fright ? you ? the woman who took no prisoners at the big fusion launch ? greenlee : well , this launch is a much bigger deal . it 's all about family . [ scene_break ] krystal : go on , tell j.r. , jamie , and tad who you are when you 're not scamming this family . j.r. : stop it . stop it right now . this woman is dixie . she is my mother . adam : no , she is a shameless con artist who 's taken advantage of all of us . [ j.r. scoffs ] j.r. : do n't you get it , tad ? jamie , i know you 're not too dumb to see what adam is trying to pull . jamie : we can find out if you 're telling the truth . mug shots , fingerprints . j.r. : we have already matched fingerprints to my mother . do n't you see ? he 's jealous . he wants dixie out of my life . he wants to rip her grandson from her . that 's why he 's made up this lie . adam : no , son . i got the truth . j.r. : no , what you did is you worked babe . you promised her more time with my son . and then she worked krystal , and krystal struck up a deal with you so she can get out of prison . babe : it was n't like that . j.r. : all she had to do was make the claim . the only competition for tad was some lowlife prison buddy . krystal : j.r. , i was just as shocked as you are . j.r. : oh , do i look shocked ? i 'm so used to my father running power games like this . you 've really outdone yourself , dad . bravo . and you , krystal , babe -- i 'd expect this out of you . so try not to trip on any more lies on your way out . babe : the only person lying here is the woman claiming to be your mother . krystal : behind bars , her name is di kirby , and she was in prison for almost a year . j.r. : no , the only criminal here is you . and whatever deal you struck up with adam , i will send you back to your cell . tad : enough . is krystal telling the truth or not ? di : it 's the truth . j.r. : so what did you do to her ? what did you do ? did you threaten to throw her in a padded suite at oak haven ? tad : j.r. , let her talk . krystal : what do you have to say for yourself , di ? tad : did adam pressure you ? force you to lie about who you are ? di : no , he does n't have that kind of power over me . j.r. : come on , do n't cover up for him . if dad has something on you -- krystal : you mean other than the fact that we shared a cellblock together ? babe : and that you 've lied about just about everything -- being a nanny , my son 's grandmother ? j.r. : oh , will you shut up ? you of all skank liars do not get to make that call . jamie : well , you know what ? both of you shut up , until we get some facts . j.r. : mom , listen to me , you do n't have to do this right now . if you 're uncomfortable , we can go inside the house in private , and you can tell me what adam 's got on you . di : he does n't have anything on me , j.r . i 'm not lying . krystal : why do n't you just do what jamie says and get the prison to fax over her mug shot ? adam : the fingerprints were doctored -- by the same piece of dirt who hid the clues in switzerland , who worked with di kirby to put together this whole charade . do n't you -- do n't you remember ? when tad accused me of hiding the clues to torment him ? to make him think that dixie was alive ? j.r. : and you hated him enough to do it . adam : yes , and i still do ! but somebody else hates him more . think about it . think good and hard . tad : hayward . hayward put you up to this ? paved your way into our lives ? david : yes . [ scene_break ] erica : beth , i hope that you 've forgiven me for cheating you out of a wedding . beth : an erica kane wedding is an event , but so is erica kane launching a new television show . erica : thank you . a new show and a new blended family . jack : yeah , we have enough people to be our own softball team . beth : congratulations to you both and -- jack : thank you . beth : happiness . jack : thank you very much . erica : thank you . jack : appreciate that . val : so -- erica : yes ? val : are you ready to sparkle and shine ? erica : absolutely . is my family ready ? val : yeah , i rounded everyone up except lily . jack : lily ? where is she ? erica : oh , it 's ok . i know where she is . you join the others . jack : ok . thanks . lily : 97 , 96 , 95 -- erica : lily , lily , lily -- is it the lights ? lily : 94 , 93 -- erica : ok , it 's me . it 's erica . did you bring the sunglasses ? lily : purse . erica : oh , ok . i am going to reach into your purse . lily : 86 , 85 , 84 , 83 -- erica : ok , and now i am going to put your sunglasses on you , ok ? lily : 81 -- erica : ok , how 's that ? is that better , honey ? lily : yeah . erica : ok . [ scene_break ] danielle : good luck . reggie : how do i look ? i look ok ? danielle : you look so fine , you could have your own fan club . reggie : ok . i do n't need them . i have you . danielle : oh . well , i 'm going to go grab a spot in front of the stage , all right ? reggie : ok . [ scene_break ] ryan : you just -- you just kind of feel cold and clammy . you sure it 's just nerves ? greenlee : yeah . just -- maybe some water will get rid of the heave - y - jeebies . kendall : ok , there is no way that greenlee can handle the spotlight in her condition . zach : if she has a condition . kendall : well , we wo n't know until she takes the test after the press show . now , if ryan finds out and puts it together , then losing her lunch might be the best event of the entire day . zach : hey , hey , hey , you 're a wreck . kendall : that 's because i took your advice , and i tried to help greenlee . but i -- zach , i do n't know what to do right now . i do n't know how to do it . zach : all right . well , just -- we 'll try to keep the focus off her when she 's onstage . kendall : well , you do n't do stand - up , and i left my accordion at home . so now what ? zach : you play the accordion ? i 'll take care of it , trust me . kendall : that 's the scariest thing you 've said to me all day . [ scene_break ] val : people , erica 's about to take the stage . come on . [ applause ] erica : thank you so much . thank you . thank you and welcome . oh , i am very happy to be here with all of you today . and incredibly excited . my new venture . adventure . in fact , recently , i saw a video of myself as a tv weather girl . [ laughter ] erica : just starting out . young and naive and fearless . and that was actually just the first of many of my new beginnings . everything from the -- the chat shows to the catwalk . race car driver , skydiver . author , cosmetics queen , waitress , showgirl . and even a short stint as a nun . [ laughter ] erica : no , no , no , no -- that 's going to be the subject of my anniversary show . [ laughter ] erica : but recently , i found myself needing to shake up my life , to do something new . and that 's actually the premise of my show -- `` new beginnings . `` sometimes it 's hard to -- to realize that something has to come to an end , something that no longer works , something that no longer supports your spirit . and sometimes a person needs a -- a gentle nudge or encouragement , or even hands - on help to get to that next adventure . and that 's what `` new beginnings `` will offer . i am going to join each of our guests on a personal journey , and i 'm going to help them reach their personal new beginning . and you at home will join us on that journey and hopefully be inspired to find your own . i achieved my latest new beginning , and that 's what i 'm here to share with you and to celebrate . my new beginning . my family . my new beginning . starting with my new husband , jack . and our new daughter , lily . our new son , reggie . and my new daughter greenlee and her husband , ryan . [ applause ] erica : and last but not least , my daughter kendall and her husband , zach . [ applause ] zach : all right . guys , this is -- sorry -- this is -- what an amazing woman you are . you inspire me , and we love you . this is erica kane . [ erica continues to smile even when zach kisses her on the cheek . ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : oh , no , no , no , i do n't think so . get off our property , now . david : but i just got here , junior . adam : let him stay , j.r . i think hayward has a lot of explaining to do . j.r. : no , i do n't want to hear it from him , and i do n't want to hear it from you . or you or you ! this is all a setup . you 're all out to get me , hmm ? because i have our son . and because i stuck it to your baby doll . and you hate me , because i 'm moving out of the house with my mom and my son . this is my mother . this is my son 's grandmother , and none of you can take her away from us . david : j.r. , i never intended to take anything away from you . the first time i saw her , i was at the prison when i went to visit krystal . i was blown away by this aura of dixie that she had about her . well , the next day , i went to visit her . we talked . i told her that she resembled your mother . and she told me that it was more than just a passing resemblance . that she was indeed dixie and that she needed my help . and like a damn fool , i believed her . [ scene_break ] zach : so i 'm wearing my french -- erica : unfortunately , there are two members of my family who are n't able to be with us here today . my beautiful daughter , bianca , and her beautiful baby daughter , miranda . they live in paris , but they are definitely here with us today in spirit . jack : and they did bless our wedding with their presence . erica : yes , they did , did n't they ? jack : they sure did . erica : jack -- jack : hmm ? erica : will you share some of that experience with everyone ? our new beginning ? our beautiful wedding ? jack : sure , honey , i 'd love to . um -- god , where do i start ? it was exactly what we needed it to be . no hoopla , no fanfare , no hallelujah chorus . just these few wonderful people underneath this amazing banyan tree , where we exchanged our vows and pledged `` till death do us part . `` to each other and our family . reggie : my dad and erica have been walking down that aisle forever . it 's about time they finally made it to the altar . [ laughter ] reggie : but it took j kidnapping her to do it . [ laughter ] erica : ah . lily -- lily , what was your favorite part of the wedding festivities ? lily : when i went on your honeymoon boat , but not on purpose . [ laughter ] erica : well , we were pretty surprised that you were on our honeymoon boat . lily : and then you were glad when i left so that you and dad could have sex . [ laughter ] erica : greenlee -- josh : are you ok ? erica : you and ryan -- josh : yeah ? erica : you have just celebrated your first wedding anniversary . i mean , you are still virtually newlyweds . zach : no , wait -- sorry , jack . i think we are the real newlyweds at this clambake . and i 'm not much of a public speaker , but you 're my jackpot . reporters : aw . erica : thank you . greenlee , please , wo n't you and ryan tell us all about your wedding ? about your new beginning ? ryan : um -- well , i remember the first thing that greenlee said to me after the wedding ceremony . greenlee : i 'm going to be sick . ryan : um -- excuse me . ahem . kendall : um -- my friend needs me . excuse me , excuse me . zach : my wife needs me . lily : are the newlyweds going to all have sex now ? jack : well , there you have it , or at least some of us . the montgomery / kane family . maybe we 're not what one might expect , but we love each other , and we would n't have it any other way . [ applause ] jack : is n't that right , honey ? [ scene_break ] kendall : ryan , ryan , ryan , ryan -- ryan : something 's wrong with greenlee . kendall : look , i know what it is , all right ? greenlee made a stop on the way here for some sushi . ryan : sushi ? before this spread ? kendall : yeah , well , you know , greenlee 's tiny . she needs constant refueling . anyway , the sushi looked a little off , and i -- you know , i passed on it , but she went ahead and filled up on the california rolls , and so i think she 's paying for it now . ryan : well , if it 's food poisoning , i should call a doctor , so -- kendall : no , it 's ok . she 'll be fine . just let me take care of her . ryan : and what do you want ? zach : she 'll be all right . ryan : what are you , a doctor now ? look , i do n't need your reassurance , slater , so just back off ! zach : how 's your anger management working ? does one hand even know what the other one 's doing ? [ scene_break ] kendall : hey , greenlee -- greenlee , listen , are you ok in there ? hey , come on . greenlee : oh , i 've never been so happy to puke my guts out . i must have morning sickness in the afternoon . kendall : well , it could be . i mean , we wo n't know for sure until you take the test . greenlee : we 'll know for sure in 2 minutes and 20 seconds . [ scene_break ] zach : maybe you should pop another chill pill . take the edge off . [ ryan walks away from the confrontation . ] zach : erica ! did we wow them , or did we wow them , huh ? i mean , we clicked in front of that camera . erica : oh , those cameras saved you from being slapped silly . zach : next time , do n't censor yourself . just keep it real . do what you want to do . erica : `` next time `` ? zach : yeah . i thought , you know , maybe i could be a regular on your show . erica : you just keep your hands and your lips off me and my daughter . zach : do n't be that way . give me another chance . how about you and i have a new beginning ? [ erica scoffs ] erica : i ca n't promise you a new beginning , zach , but if you do n't lay off , i can promise you a very tragic ending . [ scene_break ] greenlee : it worked . i 'm pregnant . i 'm going to be having ryan 's baby . ah ! yeah ! i 'm pregnant ! [ as greenlee hugs kendall , erica walks in . ] [ scene_break ] jack : so what 's going on , ryan ? ryan : kendall seems to think that greenlee ate some bad sushi . jack : some bad sushi ? ryan : yes , jack . what do you think i did ? you think i mixed some poison in with her sashimi ? go ahead , check my pockets . take her in for a tox screen . look , i told you that i would never hurt my wife . [ scene_break ] lily : erica 's mouth was turned up when she exited the stage , but she was n't happy , was she ? i think i must have said something wrong . reggie : no , lily , you were great , and very original . have you -- have you seen dani around ? lily : no , but i can look for her if you want me to be on the case . reggie : no , no , that 's ok . ah , she 's probably at the dessert table or something like that . you know , girls love anything dipped in chocolate . can i bring you back anything ? lily : no , thanks . it 's too loud to eat . reggie : ok . [ scene_break ] josh : danielle , what 's wrong ? and do n't tell me nothing . danielle : i can handle it . josh : you do n't have to handle it alone . especially since i think it 's got something to do with our night on the beach . just tell me what it is . i 'm a man of many talents . i could fix it . danielle : can you take back that night ? make me a virgin again ? josh : oh , danielle . why did n't you tell me ? [ lily spies danielle and josh hugging . ] [ scene_break ] erica : a baby ! yours and ryan 's ! oh , you did it ! greenlee : you could 've knocked . erica : well , i -- i came to check on you after you bolted from the stage . listen , i had the worst morning sickness in the whole world with bianca . but they say that 's a good sign . it 's a good sign of a healthy baby . kendall : ok , mom , right now , this is kind of a private moment . erica : this is amazing . i mean , the risks you took -- and not just for yourself , but for ryan , too -- that took such strength and such courage . and a love that i did n't think that you were capable of . but you know what ? i was wrong . and i 'm glad that i 'm wrong , because this is a whole new beginning for you and ryan . have you thought about how you 'll break the news to ryan ? greenlee : i 've only been sure i was pregnant for two minutes . erica : well , but i know you 've thought about it , because ryan made it so painfully clear that he does n't want to have a child . kendall : ok , mother , greenlee does n't need the recap . erica : no -- the only thing that 's important now is how you tell him . make him understand that you did it for love . surround him with love . in fact , all of us -- the whole family -- let me just go gather everyone together right now , and you can tell ryan . kendall : no , no ! greenlee : no ! [ scene_break ] krystal : david , what the hell are you trying to pull now ? babe : dad , please , you really owe everyone here the truth . jamie : never get it , babe . david : you think it 's easy for me to admit that i was taken in by this woman ? that i was played for a fool , just like the rest of you ? here 's the short version . she used me . krystal : oh , that -- that is such a bold - faced lie . you told me your whole plot , from soup to nuts , and you warned me -- you warned me to keep my mouth shut . david : yes , that 's true . and that 's because i was the one that figured it out before all of you . but it was too late by the time i figured it out . i had to go along with it . babe : it 's also too late to turn all this around , but please , do not make this worse . j.r. : man , you are so out of here , hayward . di : no , let him say what he came to say . i 'm interested to see how he 's going to lie himself out of this . david : oh , believe me , i wish it were a lie . it 'd be a lot easier to live with that than the truth . tad : which is what ? that she just walked up to you and said , `` hi , i 'm dixie `` ? david : no , tad , she was much more subtle than that . she pulled me in one visit at a time . played on my attraction for her . well , it hit me that it was during those visits that she had me open up about dixie . all the while , feeding off of my memories and storing them up for future reference . adam : like how she could hook j.r. with one chorus of `` you are my sunshine . `` jamie : same with the chocolate chip cookies , no nuts . david : by the time di left prison , she had everything she needed to convince anyone that she was indeed dixie come back from the dead . adam : she did n't convince me . david : yeah , well , that 's because you were hoping that she was lying . we , on the other hand -- we all wanted to believe . so when di showed up at my cabin confessing to be dixie , believe me , it did n't take much selling . but , hey , wait a minute -- we got to give credit where it 's due . she was brilliant . krystal : i wish i could say the same thing for this bundle of crap . david : you know when the first time i realized that i had been had ? i showed di some personal belongings that i had of dixie 's . well , it turned out , after a few days , a compact was missing . now , i 'm assuming that 's what you all used to get the fingerprints ? she told me that she wanted a way to see her family without anyone knowing . so i helped her . i gave her the nanny cover . tad : what about the phone calls from europe ? what about diana cole swearing she befriended a patient that could be dixie ? david : i do n't know anything about that . you 're going to have to ask di . i just helped her get the nanny job , that 's it . jamie : you are sick , twisted , and evil . david : i was helping who i thought was dixie , jamie . the woman i loved . the woman i never got over . and i would have done anything to make her happy . i mean , you know what i 'm saying , do n't you , tad ? j.r. : you know , it 'd be so easy for me to break your neck . di : no , j.r. , do n't . he 's not worth the effort . krystal : david , your story has stink all over it . babe : please tell me that you 're not actually trying to worm your way out of this . jamie : oh , he 's wormed his way out of worse . di : oh , david , watching you work the room -- it 's nothing short of amazing . david : no , no , no , no , no . you 're the one who 's amazing , `` dixie . `` because you almost pulled it off . adam : we heard enough from you , hayward . di : yeah , damn straight . it 's my turn to talk . [ scene_break ] josh : i care about you , danielle . danielle : please , do n't . josh : i 'm sorry . i wish i had known . danielle : it 's -- it 's not just that . it 's not just the big v , it 's -- i have a boyfriend . josh : you told me you did n't do relationships . danielle : i know . another lie . i 'm so sorry . josh : do n't apologize . i 'm worried about you , danielle . what can i do to help ? anything , name it . is it going to be ok with your guy ? danielle : i 'm not going to tell him . i 'd break his heart . josh : i wo n't say a word . [ scene_break ] reggie : hey , lily , any sign of dani ? lily : yeah , i just saw her hugging mom 's supervising producer , josh madden . he almost kissed her , too . does that mean she 's not your girlfriend anymore ? [ scene_break ] zach : how you doing ? ryan : back off , slater . i do n't need a rage sponsor . i was worried about greenlee . zach : so am i . [ scene_break ] greenlee : there 's no way i 'm going to tell ryan about this in front of the family . kendall : it would feel like an ambush or an intervention . greenlee : ryan only needs me , not a group hug . erica : you need to calm down . you need to watch your blood pressure now . greenlee : no , no , erica , you really need to stay out of this . i decide when ryan 's ready to hear about his baby . i choose how to tell him . erica : ok , listen , i know that ryan thinks he does n't want to have a baby . that 's why he took such drastic preventive measures , but i happen to believe that he behaved rashly . kendall : ok , mother , this is between greenlee and ryan , ok ? your opinion does n't count . erica : well , of course it does . we 're family . we -- we stand by each other , in good times and bad . greenlee : i really think i should handle this alone . erica : but there 's no reason for you to have to . because with all of us around to support you and ryan , then ryan will see your baby -- his baby -- as the blessing it truly is . greenlee : i know you mean well , and you wish us the best -- erica : i wish you the best , so then it 's settled . ok , i 'm going to find ryan , i 'm going to round up everybody . kendall : mom , wait . mom , wait ! we need to stop her . [ scene_break ] di : you all have heard kernels of the truth from krystal , and babe , and adam . even he got some of it right . i have told some lies . i -- i was in prison . and david told the truth about how we met . i did go up to his place after i got out of prison . i needed help . and david gave it to me . but he lied about why he put me in this house . it was n't because he thought he was making `` dixie `` happy . he paid me . big bucks , too . to work on j.r. , to soften him up , to ease up his grudge over babe . and -- and the clues ? he lied about them , too . he planted every last one of them -- from the real diana cole to the doctor friend in switzerland . and i never told him that i was dixie . i told him the same thing i told krystal and everyone else that walked into that prison room . i told them that i was di kirby . and that was the biggest lie of them all . tad : we 've all heard a lot about lies today . so now it 's time for the truth . when you 're not being di kirby , who are you ? di : i 'm dixie . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you just ca n't round up the family and tell them i 'm pregnant . kendall : well , she already got jack to herd the whole clan together . erica : greenlee , trust me . kendall : oh , there 's that scary phrase again . erica : this is the right way to do this . [ scene_break ] reggie : well , j , we got to find dani . lily : to see if she 's still his girlfriend . jack : well , actually , erica has something important to tell us . honey , the gang 's all here . or at least they were . here they are . so , what 's your big announcement ? ryan : feeling better ? greenlee : not really . zach : what 's going on ? erica : greenlee and i have news that will affect us all as a family . [ all eyes turn to a stunned greenlee . ] erica : greenlee , would you like to tell them ? or should i ? [ next_on ] tad : all i want to know -- is my ex - wife alive , or did she die three years ago ? di : only one way to find out . jack : greenlee , what 's erica talking about ? ryan : whatever it is , i 'd like to hear it right now . | erica hosts her launch party for new beginnings and all of the family attends . but right when they are all in view of the camera , greenlee has to go excuse herself and throw up . kendall knows right away the reason why . she 's done a pregnancy test and it 's come back positive . erica also can tell the reason why greenlee got sick and seems to think everything will be ok with ryan . she probably does n't know the whole story . ryan knows there 's something going on that nobody is telling him . kendall tells him greenlee got sick from bad sushi . lily is able to see danielle with josh madden , hugging and looking intimate . when reggie asks her if she 's seen danielle , she tells him what she saw . reggie does not look happy . |
aidan : morning . coffee and doughnuts ? greenlee : he spends the entire night outside my door , and then he brings me breakfast . aidan : what a bloke , huh ? greenlee : i kind of wimped out last night . aidan : you had every right to . greenlee : yeah , i 'm not sure the police chief would agree with you , after kendall and i let richie escape , and get himself killed . aidan : greenlee , you saved babe 's life . no one let him escape . greenlee : yeah , well , it just brought back horrible memories . aidan : i know . i have a confession to make . i , um , still got the key to our -- your place . i let myself in last night a couple of times just to , um , check that you was ok . jake : oh , hey . is this a bad time ? should i come back ? i 'll come back . aidan : move - in day . need a hand ? unless you do n't trust me to carry your teaspoon collection . jake : uh , no . i 'll just have to count each one of my spoons before you leave . aidan : let 's move you in . jake : great . [ scene_break ] angie : head already so deep in a case , you do n't even care i 'm stealing your muffin . jesse : i 'm distracted by that beautiful new do of yours . i love it . angie : and i love you . thanks . jesse : fact of the matter is it 's my responsibility now -- it 's my job -- to figure out who killed richie novak . angie : do n't we know how ? hit and run . jesse : well , then how about the `` why `` ? you got the answer to that one , doctor ? krystal : richie novak died because god knows evil when he sees it . angie : krystal , sit . how 's babe ? and how are you ? krystal : babe says she 's fine . of course , how fine can she be after what richie put her through ? kidnapping her , thinking that she was going to run off with him . jesse : well , i swear to you , if i could have stopped him , i would have . krystal : somebody did stop him , for good . and whoever did it , why , and how -- i 'm not worried about that . [ scene_break ] dré : hi . [ dré chuckles ] cassandra : good morning . dré : are you going to sit ? cassandra : sit ? yes -- yeah , right . dré : all right . here you are . dré : do you think colby 's face - down in the bathroom right now ? [ dré and cassandra laugh ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : did you sleep ok ? babe : yeah . no . well , it 's not that i did n't sleep . i -- j.r. : you just did n't sleep at all . here . babe : thank you . j.r. : novak is dead . he 's not going to be able to hurt you ever again . babe : i know , but when i think about -- adam : about the fact that you 're the reason that psychotic targeted j.r. in the first place ? j.r. : oh , god . dad , that 's enough , all right ? [ scene_break ] ryan : yes , chicago o'hare airport , please . uh , mr. walter novak will be picking up the body . yes . actually , my wife 's brother , but thank you very much for the condolences . ok . so , everything is , uh -- is all set with the airline . annie : we 'll take my brother 's body , and bury him next to my mother . ryan : so , as soon as the autopsy is over , we can transport -- annie : i ca n't -- i ca n't think about the autopsy . please , ryan . when i think about what they 're going to do to him with -- with saws and scalpels -- i mean , my brother was sick , and sometimes evil , but somebody just ran him over in the middle of the road , just like he did to zach . [ scene_break ] kendall : zach , zach , wait a minute . wait , wait , wait . ok , i know we came to see annie , but , come on . me and babe and greenlee , we all practically hog - tied the guy , and then someone plows him over . zach : someone who was n't me . kendall : yeah , i know that . i know . but , i mean , you were the one who made the call in to jesse . and , as the new police chief , he 's going to want to close the case , and you 're the easy target . but i know the truth . i swear to you , i know the truth . zach : hey . kendall : hey ! zach : bagels and tea , all set up . ryan : thank you . thanks , guys . kendall : yeah , well , that 's -- that 's what you do when people die . you bring food . annie : even when the person who died hurt everyone you care about ? even if he 's your brother , and you feel like it 's all your fault ? kendall : come here . annie : i ca n't . kendall : yes , annie . honestly , yes , you can . ryan : so , you found richie , huh ? that 's what aidan said when he called . zach : yeah , i did . already dead . ryan : it was n't an accusation , zach . zach : no , just to run it out there . i 'm going to do a lot of that in the next few days . ryan : yeah ? you worried about being implicated ? zach : uh - uh . i 've been a suspect before . i know the drill . ryan : and , plus , you got kendall there , by your side . zach : yeah . just like you have annie . that 's what married people do for each other . [ scene_break ] j.r. : what the hell , dad ? have n't we already had this conversation , about babe moving in , and you backing off ? adam : what if that sob had kidnapped little a along with his mother ? what then ? babe : i would have put my life on the line to save our son . adam : ah . i see . colby : that was a big mistake . backing up slowly . adam : colby , what are you doing back from the lodge this early ? colby : do i have to do this ? i -- i -- i think i have a bug . adam : you came home a day early without telling me . richie -- richie novak was on the loose , you know . i thought you were safe ! and that man was out there , kidnapping babe , and -- and -- and getting himself splattered all over the street . colby : wait , wait -- what ? j.r. : colby -- go back upstairs . sleep it off . colby : like you 're in charge . are -- are you ok ? what happened ? adam : look , this is about you coming home a day early when you could have been in danger . colby : richie hurt you ? you -- you almost got killed ? babe : not me , colby . richie . he was killed last night in a hit - and - run . [ scene_break ] krystal : take - out when the chandlers have their own chef , and i have my own restaurant . i must be losing my mind . angie : yeah , you try to stay busy , do something , anything . krystal : yeah . because if you stop , think about what might have happened -- jesse : hey . but it did n't happen . all right ? so , you go find your girl , make sure she 's ok , and both of you , just forget about everything about richie novak . krystal : have i told you how grateful i am that you are the chief in charge ? and how grateful i am to you for sharing him ? angie : you will tell babe that we 're thinking about her ? krystal : yeah . angie : sweet . krystal : oh , well . you think it 's all bad , and then you see smiles like that . he 's a good guy , you know ? the best . jesse : see you , babe . who 's a good guy ? angie : cass and dré . she is smiling . i must say , my baby looks real happy about now . krystal : good morning , you two . cassandra : good morning . krystal : you 're back from the chandler lodge so soon , huh ? cassandra : we -- we just -- dré : oh , they got bored . cassandra : yeah . krystal : `` bored `` ? cassandra : yeah . krystal : well , that is the cutest thing i 've ever heard . [ cassandra and krystal laugh ] krystal : oh , sit down . sit down . you , know , i , uh , i half expected that thing to turn into a full - blown house party with booze and boys . you two are good girls . i 'm proud of you . now , i have got to get back to my oldest daughter , give her a big hug , and thank god that she is alive . cassandra : did something happen to babe ? krystal : you did n't hear about richie novak ? dré : no . krystal : well , babe is finally out , but that piece of dirt -- do n't even get me started . here . read all about it . i 'll talk to you two later . cassandra : ok . great . now , i feel like crap . dré : oh , but you 're such a good girl . how could you feel like crap ? cassandra : whatever . just -- i just lied to my mom 's friend , ok ? i mean , there was booze and boys . colby got wasted and hit on ren like nobody 's business . corrina got all jealous , and colby did the `` sick girl `` thing . and we had to haul her home after hitting a deer , or a possum , or something ? i mean , nothing about that screams `` good girl . `` dré : what if it was n't a deer or a possum ? cassandra : um , you trying to make me feel worse , what , like , with someone 's family pet or something ? dré : richie novak . the guy got mowed down last night . do you think it 's possible ? cassandra : ok , if that 's true -- we 're so busted . [ scene_break ] greenlee : great . thanks . aidan : i 'm just glad you 're ok . i 'd move 100 boxes for you . greenlee : you know , you should check on kendall , too . i -- i mean , i 'm not -- i 'm not saying that to be a bitch . like , `` you should check on kendall , because you and she -- `` i -- i -- i 'm just saying that she was worried about zach . not that zach did anything that she needed to be worried about . i 'm just saying that -- that -- jake : she 's just saying -- she 's just saying `` thank you `` for helping her buddy jake move his stuff , because if she would have done it , she 'd have broken a nail , and she 'd rather just stand here babbling , because that 's what she 's best at . ahem . greenlee : we 're not supposed to be on each other 's nerves yet . jake : oh , is that right ? that 's because we 're just picking up where we left off , right ? aidan : ok . jake , greenlee , i 'll see you later . greenlee : why did i invite you to move in again ? jake : because a long time ago , you asked me if you could move in with me , and i let you . and then a long time after that , u admitted that it was , uh , just because you were lonely -- did n't want to be alone -- and you were obsessing over some other guy . does that sound familiar ? you know ? ring a bell ? you know ? is this thing on ? no idea what i 'm talking about ? where can i put this ? [ greenlee laughs ] greenlee : that 's a joke , right ? jake : what ? greenlee : that 's a real knee - slapper , because there 's no way that that thing is going on any one of the walls . jake : no , this is famous , and it makes the place feel homey , homey . greenlee : `` homey ? `` jake : yes . greenlee : it is homey . jake : now , what -- who are these people ? are these your parents ? greenlee : did i ever actually like you ? jake : oh , yeah , i think you did -- a little bit . but not as much as you liked leo , or as much as you liked ryan or aidan , i guess . hmm . so what -- what was he doing here ? greenlee : nothing . jake : hmm . greenlee : we 're nothing . jake : right . but you know it does n't have to be like that . because the old you , the old you , would have given people second chances . you know ? a second chance . of course , after they groveled and they , you know , severely suffered . greenlee : i was not that bad . jake : no , you 're right . you were n't that bad , because you actually gave leo his second chance after he married laura english . but that was the old you . when i was gone , something happened to you . like , something that sucked the second chance right out of you . greenlee : yeah . his name was ryan lavery . that 's what happened . [ scene_break ] kendall : how 's greenlee ? aidan : she 's settling jake into her apartment . ryan : well , that 's good -- that she 's not alone . aidan : yeah . she 's not . zach : that 's quite a bump you got there . annie : yeah , he hit me pretty hard . god , that was the last time i saw my brother . until -- until last night in the morgue . he almost did n't look real . it was almost like it could have been one of his tricks to scare me , or make me sorry , or make me wish i could take it all back . [ scene_break ] j.r. : novak is dead . you do n't need to know the details . colby : so , are -- are you freaked out or ok , or what ? adam : no , no , wait . excuse me . what -- what this is about , is about your little surprise visit home , without bothering to give a call to tell me you 're on your way . that -- that , uh , car , and the keys to the lodge , were gifts . j.r. : bribes . adam : gifts that require responsibility , that require that you act responsibly . and , if you wo n't give me a vivid explanation , i 'm going to be forced to reconsider . j.r. : ah , what happened , dad ? colby take your first bribe up to the mountains to your second bribe ? babe : j.r. , leave her alone . colby : j.r. , please ? j.r. : she 's home safe . and , instead of you being glad , you just do n't know how to give it a rest . come on . go take a shower , brush your teeth , drink some water . dad might not be able to smell the booze coming out of your skin , but i sure as hell can . colby : i said i was sorry . j.r. : ok -- me , hayley , skye -- all alcoholics . you 're not going to be next . and i 'm sure as hell not going to let dad treat you like you 're one . not if i can help it . colby : you 're kind of not so bad as a brother . j.r. : go upstairs . i 'll bring you some juice . [ scene_break ] babe : what are you so wound up about , adam ? it 's not obviously because you 're worried about me , so what 's your problem ? adam : you got yourself in a lot of trouble a few months back by playing footsie with richie novak . your mother was out of her mind . she was riddled with anxiety . babe : oh . oh , now we 're getting somewhere . this is about mama . adam : yes . did you -- did you care at all about her ? about what would happen to her ? about what she would do if you -- if anything happened to you ? babe : what -- lose her mind , just like she did when you stole jenny ? is that what you 're talking about ? krystal : oh . babe . oh , honey . oh . oh , gosh , i was just so sick , wondering and waiting . i even wasted some time at b.j. 's . oh , let me look at you ! you are ok . you 're ok . oh . j.r. : she would n't let me take her to the hospital . krystal : you are so stubborn . babe : did you bring little adam ? krystal : no , i dropped him off with winifred . i wanted you to have some time to put your game face on . you know , kids ca n't handle it when their folks freak out . babe : i know . adam : especially if the kids cause the freak - out to begin with . j.r. : dad , could i see you for a second ? adam : mm - hmm . j.r. : just because novak 's dead does n't mean the market shut down . babe : mom , adam is over - the - top nuts today , and it 's about you . can you tell me what happened ? krystal : ah , a picnic . how about a picnic , huh ? babe : stop . krystal : you and me and little a . babe : stop . do n't pretend like you ca n't hear me , or that i 'm not making any sense . [ krystal sighs ] krystal : ok . i was so upset , i -- i kissed the sob , or i let him kiss me . babe : what ? mama ! krystal : i know , i know . i know . i 'm married . and tad is -- is good and decent , and i -- i just regret that i made that mistake . and i do n't blame you if you blame me . babe : i 'm not blaming you . i just -- i hate that richie had us all out of our minds . we tried to get him back , mama . we tried to give him what he deserved . krystal : oh , he got what he deserved , honey . hand to god . he got what he deserved . [ scene_break ] cassandra : my mom and chief - of - police stepdad are sitting right over there , and you 're trying to tell me i might have killed somebody ? dré : shh . i 'm not saying definitely , but , i mean , the article says that novak was killed by a hit - and - run on route 77 , right around the same time we ran into , you know , whatever it was we ran into . cassandra : oh , my god , ok . do i look like i 'm freaking out ? just trying not to look like i 'm freaking out . dré : just breathe . all right ? try and smile a little bit . cassandra : `` smile `` ? you want me to smile ? dré : anything but a look of panic would be great . cassandra : oh -- my god . this guy is dead . dré : ok , you know what ? i think we better go . cassandra : no ! we ca n't leave . our food has n't even gotten here yet . and if we leave before we eat , it 's going to look suspicious . dré : ok , ok , just be cool . and try to figure out if we did this . cassandra : i -- i ca n't talk about this here . i mean , not with them sitting over there . oh , my god . i thought the biggest thing i was going to have to lie about was drinking beer . dré : hey , it 's going to be ok . [ scene_break ] jesse : something happened at that cabin last night . something happened when richie ran . angie : so , an accidental hit - and - run does n't work for you ? jesse : are you kidding ? after all the people this man has scammed , tortured , almost killed ? angie : maybe krystal is right . karma just caught up with him . jesse : hmm . karma usually has a wing man . [ scene_break ] ryan : so , how much justice did kendall and greenlee get ? aidan : not enough , as far as i 'm concerned . then we lost him . zach : and then i found him . ryan : already dead , right ? aidan : jesse give you a hard time last night ? zach : i was standing over the body of the guy that buried me and greenlee in the hole , so you ca n't blame him really . aidan : well , we all wanted him gone , did n't we ? so , there 's no tears here . ryan : ca n't say the same for annie . [ scene_break ] kendall : you know , losing someone who 's a part of your life , it 's never easy . i mean , they 're -- they 're still family , still a part of you , no matter what horrible things they 've done . annie : yeah . i just try to remember the times when we made sense . you know ? as brother and sister . like , christmas morning , or our secret tree fort , or riding the bus to school together as kids . him always getting the better sandwich in his lunch box . but , you know , that -- that 's not who he was when he died . you know ? and , maybe -- maybe that was never really him deep down . i mean , he was -- he was evil , right ? was n't he ? and -- and if whatever happened on that road -- it was bound to happen some time , some other place . kendall : annie , it 's done , ok ? maybe you should stop torturing yourself , asking these questions . annie : what -- why do you keep looking at my hand ? kendall : uh -- you 're not wearing your wedding ring . annie : oh , yeah . i 'm -- i 'm just getting it cleaned . i 'm ok . ryan : ah , just take half , ok ? annie : thank you . kendall : zach , annie 's not wearing her wedding ring . zach : why ca n't you mind your own business ? she took it off doing dishes or something . kendall : `` doing dishes `` ? no , no , she said she took it off to have it cleaned . zach : all right . so , what 's the problem ? women do that . kendall : no , no . i 'm telling you , if she took it off , it 's for a reason . [ scene_break ] jake : yeah , yeah , keep pushing that all the way behind that . and this way , nobody can see my -- my picture . greenlee : it 's an aerial photo of the sudan . jake : yeah , because i do n't want to forget where i 've been . greenlee : yeah , and no pictures of human beings ? people that you care about ? you left behind ? jake : will you just leave it alone ? leave it alone , smythe . greenlee : what is with this `` smythe `` thing ? like we 're old buddies at oxford . `` let 's go for a pint at the pub . `` jake : you know , that would n't actually be a very bad idea . if , of course you , uh , were n't too emotionally fragile to actually look at it as an actual pint ever again . greenlee : do you even care that i almost died ? and that the man who tried to kill me died last night ? and then aidan , who i thought would be my third and final husband , came to the rescue , even though kendall and i had already rescued babe . do you even care that it 's so hard for me to see him and think about him ? jake : if you want to talk about aidan and all your boy troubles , find a female . find a female friend . that 's what they 're for . greenlee : yeah , i had one , and she slept with him . jake : you say that you want to forgive him . you say you ca n't get over him . blah , blah , blah . you 're obsessing over the guy . if you want to forgive him , just forgive him . he made a mistake . he slept with her , he thought you were dead , it was n't personal . greenlee : he ran out on me when i did n't accept his proposal fast enough . like it was all my fault . meanwhile , he had this huge secret that was just waiting to come out . you mix love and secrets , do n't be surprised if everything falls apart . [ scene_break ] zach : well , here we are in a very exclusive club -- all members of families that like to hurt people , and they die . it 's complicated . annie : he did really awful things , but i -- i wanted to save him . i really did . zach : yeah , well , most of the things he brought on himself . annie : that 's true . zach : i 'm not going to judge you . whatever you did or did n't do , it does n't matter . if you want to talk , i 'm here . annie : you have every reason to hate my brother , zach . you could have died . zach : it 's not about him . it 's about you . looking at you , i see there 's something going on behind those eyes right now . like i said before , you need to talk , i 'm here . annie : thank you . zach : hey . annie : just -- kendall : you know , i should n't have let zach go alone . this way , he would n't have been by himself when he found richie . ryan : he 's not going to need an alibi , kendall . aidan : he wo n't . ryan : excuse me . kendall : ok , go . aidan : you should call her -- greenlee . kendall : i knew who you meant . you should be with her , aidan . aidan : yeah , but i already checked in on her . kendall : checked in ? no , you need to be with her and stay there with her -- make sure she 's not alone . and not jake , you . [ scene_break ] jake : so , i figure poker dogs can go here even though it 's round and the thing is square . and i have this unicorn on some black velvet , and i thought maybe instead of those -- whatever those things -- greenlee : no . jake : hey , take it easy , please . hey . please . greenlee : it 's just that -- that 's where this was . aidan put it there . you do n't understand . jake : oh , right . i do n't understand anything . i do n't understand what it feels like to be betrayed , huh , right ? what , is ryan the only one with a memory problem ? greenlee : this is not like you and gillian at all . jake : oh , why is that ? because gillian did n't have to think i was dead to sleep with ryan or because i forgave her -- loved her enough to forgive her , actually . greenlee : do n't do that . do n't do that . do n't make this about me and forgiveness instead of about him and what he did . jake : aidan is a hero . he 's a hero -- pulled me out of southern sudan . i did n't even want to be pulled out , but he saved my life . that 's what he did . and what did he do for you ? he pulled you out of a hole in the ground even though at this moment in time , he had made a terrible , terrible mistake . yes . but what did he do ? he saved your life , right ? saved your life , and he still wants to be with you even though everybody knows you 're nothing but a massive headache . what do -- what do you women want from us ? what -- what else could you possibly want ? greenlee : he was supposed to be the one person who would never hurt -- never , ever hurt me . and now , i do n't know who he is . jake : smythe , smythe , we are just people . we 're people . we all make mistakes . we still know who we are . greenlee : yeah , well , i can feel it . i mean , i know , like , a part of him , but -- but i do n't know . i -- jake : i 've got to take a shower . i 've got to -- wash this off me . greenlee : there 's a part of him i do n't know . [ scene_break ] cassandra : i 'm sorry . i 'm trying to keep it together , ok ? can you just -- can you distract me ? just talk about something -- anything ? just not richie novak or driving cars ? dré : ok . um -- you know what i was thinking about this morning ? cassandra : what ? dré : well , whether you were going to make a big deal out of this breakfast and call it our first date . cassandra : um , i mean , i 'm not that kind of girl . [ cassandra chuckles ] dré : what kind of girl ? cassandra : like , you know -- like , all provincial and like , `` oh , this is our first date because you asked me out and -- `` i do n't know . i mean , i lived in paris . dré : right over my head . cassandra : like , i mean , if i was provincial and , like , all , you know , rules , then yeah , it would be our first date -- dré : because ? cassandra : well , because -- because last night -- dré : no , hey , easy , easy . focus . look , last night was our first kiss . you know , you care about stuff like that . cassandra : i mean , it was n't , like , a big deal , right ? dré : it was to me , cass . last night -- after i left , all i could think about was wanting to kiss you again . cassandra : oh . [ scene_break ] angie : all right , i 'm going in early , because you 're going to want some extra eyes on the novak autopsy . jesse : are you sure about that ? angie : yeah , i 'm your woman on the inside . i got your back . jesse : so , you believe me now , huh ? that this is n't just some convenient accidental hit - and - run ? i mean , come on . he 's the most hated man in town . angie : no one has instincts like you , baby . i 'd be a fool not to trust them by now . jesse : so , what are we waiting for ? let 's get to work already . angie : first , i want to say hi to cass and her friend . jesse : um , that 's a bad move . trust my instincts on this one , ok ? just walk away . she do n't want to see her mommy right now . trust me . angie : what are you talking about ? i 'm not going to embarrass her . jesse : ok , then you just go ahead and not embarrass her without me , all right ? because i got work to do . see you , baby . give them my love , though , would you ? angie : ok . jesse : here , you can have that . angie : oh , stop . waitress : are you guys all finished ? dré : oh , yeah . cassandra : yeah , i ca n't -- i 'm not hungry . waitress : that 's ok . angie : hi , sweetheart . cassandra : mommy . angie : dré . dré : hi . angie : so , did you have fun at the lodge ? cassandra : yeah , it was great . dré : actually , they got bored . that 's what cass told me and krystal . cassandra : yeah , it was actually really boring . angie : well , bored is good -- i mean , at least considering everything that went on last night . cassandra : nothing went on . that 's why we were bored . angie : no , honey , i meant richie novak went on the run last night . it 's a long story . babe was in danger , but she 's fine now . cassandra : um , well , that 's good if she 's ok , right ? everything 's cool . dré : yeah . angie : well , i wish it were as simple as that . your stepdad still has a lot of questions , and i 'm going to go to the hospital and check on the autopsy report . so , you two take care . cassandra : ok . angie : love you . cassandra : love you . oh , my god . what are we going to do ? [ scene_break ] krystal : come on . i 'll , uh -- i 'll help you get your things , and you can go on back to your place . j.r. : is it -- time , krystal ? krystal : well , richie ca n't get to her anymore , j.r . so , she can go back to her own bed in her own place . j.r. : mm - hmm . away from me . i 'm not my father . krystal : j.r. , she has a home . that 's where she belongs . krystal : why do n't you call me when you pack your things , and i 'll -- i 'll come back and get you , ok ? [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] [ colby sighs ] colby : i would n't answer for anyone else , trust me . oh , bury me now . cassandra : colby , you are not the dead one , ok ? we need to talk , in person . [ scene_break ] angie : all right . well , thank you for the update . man : you 're welcome , dr. hubbard . jesse : hey , is that relief in your `` thank you ? `` angie : oh , one of the nurses on our team -- on my team -- she just was n't working out and like that , she 's gone -- retiring early to costa rica . you know what ? you might know her husband . he -- he worked in a jail -- um , wallace . jesse : wallace ? yeah , he walked away two years before his pension kicked in . novak was in his custody the day he got beat up . can you retire to costa rica on a nurse 's pension and nothing else ? angie : maybe they had more than `` nothing else . `` i see the gears . jesse : i got to go . thank you , baby . call me when you get that report . angie : all right . you 'll know when i know . jesse : all right , baby . hubbard here . yeah , i need an update -- novak case . [ scene_break ] aidan : just call if you need anything , all right ? ryan : we will , thanks . [ phone rings ] ryan : well , uh , we should probably get going . annie : i ca n't find my purse anywhere . kendall : hey , annie , it 's ok . it 's right here . and you know what ? you do n't have to be there . annie : it 's probably the last thing i 'll ever do for my brother . ryan : ok , come on . annie : ok . ryan : all right ? annie : yeah . zach : i 'm going to drop you at home . i 've got an errand to run . kendall : ok . [ scene_break ] adam : krystal . krystal : no , do n't -- do n't , adam , do n't -- adam : how long -- krystal : just leave me alone and let me go home . adam : how long are we going to continue this ridiculous dance ? how long before you make another mistake ? kiss me like you did last night . [ scene_break ] j.r. : it 's not about me . it 's about my father , my last name , about who i used to be . your mom 's not going to be happy if you 're here . and if she 's not happy , you 're not happy . babe : so , what does that mean ? j.r. : it means i 'm going to help you pack . babe : no . you wo n't . [ scene_break ] jake : forgot my razor . [ knock on door ] jake : you got that ? greenlee : oh , yeah . i got it . jake : who is it ? greenlee : takeout menu . jake : good . order us dinner . greenlee : uh -- let me read it first . [ aidan holds up index cards with a message for greenlee : `` talking does n't help . i 'm just a p.i . not special ops of the heart . so all i have is this . you 're the woman i love now and always . i wish i were the man you could love always , too . `` then he hands them to her and silently leaves . ] [ scene_break ] babe : you told me that you needed me here with you , and you also told mama that you 're not adam . and i believe both of those things . so , here i am , with you . j.r. : you -- you do n't mean -- babe : happily ever after ? no . not yet , but i 'm going to be keeping my own bedroom , but i am here with you and for you , and i know that you 're here for me . [ scene_break ] adam : i know how difficult this is for you , krystal . i understand . you have to get angry to convince yourself to walk away . krystal : no , adam , you -- you do n't know what 's going on in my heart and in my head , so do n't act like you do . adam : all right . but at least you know what 's going on in my heart and my head . [ scene_break ] colby : what 's going on and why did i have to sneak you guys in the back door ? dré : ok , just , um , last night in your car -- colby : i 'd rather not relive it , so -- dré : we hit something . colby : what ? cassandra : richie novak was hit by a car last night . colby : and ? cassandra : on route 77 . dré : and maybe he was hit by us . [ scene_break ] angie : oh , annie . listen , i 'm -- i 'm so sorry for your loss . annie : thank you . angie : listen , we 'll have a report as quickly as possible , and if you 've made arrangements -- ryan : yeah , actually we have . angie : it 'll be over soon . annie : that 's what i keep telling myself . i , um -- i just hope it 's true . [ scene_break ] zach : hey , chief . got your message . jesse : yeah , there 's a few more questions i 'd like to ask you about you and richie novak . | after spending the whole night guarding greenlee , aidan brings her breakfast then helps jake move all his possessions into her apartment . tired of listening to her whining about aidan , jake wonders why greenlee wo n't give him a second chance . blaming ryan , greenlee attributes her reluctance to forgive aidan to the fact that he kept his dalliance with kendall a secret from her , but jake points out that aidan is a hero who saved both of their lives . greenlee is surprised when aidan shows up at her door with a silent message of love on index cards then quietly departs . while having breakfast with angie at bj 's , jesse wonders how he 's going to solve richie 's murder , since he does n't believe it 's a simple hit and run case . krystal joins them and declares she 's not concerned about who did it , as long as the evil richie has been stopped . krystal then stops by cassandra and dre 's table and spreads the news about richie . when they discover that he was mowed down on the same road they were on when they hit something the night before , cass and dre worry that they killed richie but try to remain composed in front of her parents and discuss their first kiss the night before . |
woman 's voice : i missed you -- mi sei mancato . amanda : min say mancato . woman 's voice : see you later -- a dopo . amanda : a dopo . i feel like a dopo . oh ! oh -- ha ha . how long have you been there ? jake : long enough to fall in love with you all over again . amanda : all right . well , ti amo , amore , something , anyway . even if you are laughing at me , i love you . jake : i 'm not laughing at you . [ italian accent ] i am sorry , signora . i am sorry . amanda : hey , well , anyway , here . you may as well brush up because , you know , we might get separated while we 're there . jake : [ normal voice ] hmm . the kids treat you ok ? amanda : well , they 're not as interested in learning a new language as their babysitter , but i did learn how to say `` mickey mouse `` in italiano . jake : oh , no kidding ? i know how to say it . [ italian accent ] ah - mickey mouse- ah . amanda : close . jake : [ normal voice ] is n't that it ? amanda : hey , i want to show you this . where is it ? right here . look . this is the -- it 's called the -- do n't tell me -- the arco della -- pace . jake : it 's beautiful . amanda : i 'm working on the language . jake : it 's good . it 's good . amanda : but anyway , i want us to go there for our first day . is n't it beautiful ? jake : yeah , it 's gorgeous . now , honestly , you think you 're gon na have enough energy for all this after long days in front of the camera and everything ? amanda : of course . the arch of peace ? i mean , just knowing that the two of you are waiting for me when i get home is gon na give me all the energy i need . [ jake chuckles ] [ scene_break ] david : and then i find out hubbard 's flying all the way to west virginia to try and dig up dirt on me . iris : and he probably used taxpayer money to do it . david : i think that 's a safe assumption . so i 'm suggesting you find a way to put the brakes on this guy . iris , i do n't mind telling you this , i donated generously to your campaign because you were running on a platform to clean up the pine valley police department . well , i think it 's obvious -- it 's time to get out the broom . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] [ ring ] angie : ow ! ugh ! [ voice mail beeps as angie stumbles around looking for her phone ] jesse : hey , baby , it 's me . i called the hospital . they said you left for the day . i guess you have n't made it home yet . angie : i 'm coming . just hold on . hold on , baby . ohh . jesse : you better not be taking that bubble bath without me . hmm ? hmm - hmm . iris : have a nice trip , chief ? jesse : baby , i got to go . looks like all hell 's about to break loose . talk to you later . [ scene_break ] madison : you 're so great to let me stay here . frankie : a pillow and some blankets -- not a big deal . madison : well , it is when you 've come as close as i have to winding up on the streets . frankie : oh , come on . you 're on a roll . you got your new job back at fusion . you got a new place to live . madison : when they finish the paint . frankie : and you got a nice , cozy couch to sleep on , except when the game is on , especially if it 's overtime . madison : do n't forget my date with ryan . it gets even better . look . ryan and i are on each other 's speed dials . frankie : ooh ! you rank ? madison : yes , i do . frankie : yeah , you do . and i guess i should get back to work . but , hey , look , we 've been having a conversation about ryan without the dreaded g - word coming up . madison : ghosts ? goblins ? gremlins ? what ? [ frankie chuckles ] madison : i think ryan is done with all the unpleasant g - words . [ scene_break ] ryan : you know , i honestly did n't think there was anything that you could do that would really get to me anymore , but this , greenlee ? i mean , really ? the miranda center ? they 're suffering while you 're paying off the s.e.c . greenlee : i do n't know what you 're talking about . ryan : now you 're just gon na stand there and you 're gon na deny it ? greenlee : yes , because it 's not true . ryan : i heard hayward with my own ears talking to agent bennett , promising to send payment , saying that he would never have confessed if he was n't guaranteed no jail time . greenlee : it ca n't be true . ryan : you had no idea ? oh , my god , he 's playing you , too . [ scene_break ] [ touch tones sound ] amanda : bene . woman 's voice : so - so -- cosi e cosi . [ phone rings ] amanda : cozy a cozy . jake : martin here . angie : jake . uh , it 's me . is this a bad time ? jake : no , no , no . i 'm just relaxing with amanda . angie : oh , sweetie , listen , i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to interrupt . i can talk to you some other time , ok ? jake : something happen ? it 's happened again ? angie : well , we knew it was a possibility . jake : talk to me . angie : i was , uh , reading over some budget reports when suddenly i could n't see a word on the page , and then my whole field of vision was washed out . jake : and then what ? it came back ? angie : finally , after i banged my leg into a table on the way trying to find the phone . jake : did you ice it ? angie : yeah , i will but , listen , first , i want to move some stuff , some furniture around here because -- you know , just in case it happens again . jake : well , moving the furniture around is not the answer . angie : jake , listen , we 've been over this . i do n't want to tell jesse until i know if the meds are working or not . jake : look , i get that you want to tell him good news before you give him bad news , but i really think he deserves to know . you know ? angie : jake , we are being redundant . i told you if -- once jesse knows that david is partly responsible for me catching this infection , he will kill him . jake : well , i want to kill him every single day , but , you know -- look , it 's him and his stupid budget cuts . you should n't have even been tending to that contagious kid . angie : i know . i know , but we are just going around in circles . now , listen , right now my goal is to make sure that i can get through the next incident without injury . jake : all right , look , i 'm gon na come over , ok ? amanda : hey . jake : hey . amanda : you -- you ok ? jake : yeah . um , that was angie . amanda : oh ! did she finally ok your vacation request ? jake : huh . babe , it 's not gon na happen . the hospital 's having all these cuts and they ca n't let any -- you know , they 're gon na kill me if i -- they ca n't afford to -- i think you should still go , though . i think you should go , and i do n't think you 'll be gone very long , so we wo n't be missing each other . but i think you should go . amanda : i 'm not gon na go at all . i 'm gon na pass on the shoot . jake : why would you pass on the shoot ? you should n't sacrifice such a beautiful trip because of me . amanda : i already told you i do n't want to go without you . and besides , the first time i see something that beautiful , i want to be with the man that i love . [ scene_break ] iris : are you aware that while you were away carrying out your personal vendetta , the mayor 's mansion was broken into ? jesse : oh . another disenchanted voter ? iris : you 're making jokes ? i called in for assistance from my chief of police , and your phone was off . jesse : i left plenty of backup in my absence . iris : well , you should n't have left in the first place . now , your job , chief , is to protect the residents in this town . jesse : that 's what i was doing . david : in west virginia ? jesse : if that 's how far i got to go to nail your criminal ass , that 's how far i 'm gon na go . david : ok , you know what ? you keep this up , and i 'm gon na sue your ass for harassment ! jesse : i could do the same for what you put my wife through ! david : that 's it right there . iris : the days that you took that you were gone , did you take them as part of your leave ? jesse : the trip was part of an ongoing investigation . david : which the ntsb is handling . iris : ok . i wo n't let you . mm - mm . i wo n't let you use taxpayer money to settle this personal score . jesse : you are protecting a criminal ! david : ok , you know something ? you have no proof whatsoever that i 've done anything illegal . iris : ok . clear your desk . you 're suspended without pay until further notice . jesse : you ca n't be serious . iris : you trying for something more permanent ? jesse : well , tell you what , you enjoy your freedom , because you know it ai n't gon na last . [ scene_break ] greenlee : is there anything you wo n't accuse my husband of ? ryan : greenlee , i get that you do n't want to believe this , but it makes sense that he would n't tell you . think about it . this way , he gets to play the savior , right ? he gets to look like he 's gone to hell and back for you , but the whole time he 's known that he 's in the clear . greenlee : you 're wrong . ryan : he 's the one who set up the money - skimming scandal , is n't he ? he 's the one . i knew it was n't you . i knew that you would never stoop that low . you would never want to hurt bianca that badly . greenlee : you need to leave now . ryan : greenlee , i know that you think that you 're different from all the others , but you 're not . he 's leading you down the same path that he 's dragged all the other women . you got to get out . you got to get away from him , greenlee , or you 're gon na end up worse than they did . [ scene_break ] [ frankie walks in on madison naked ] madison : ooh ! frankie : i -- madison : hi . i thought you were at work . frankie : uh , well , with hayward trying to make the hospital a hubbard - free zone , my shift got canceled . sorry . madison : no , i 'm sorry for taking over your place . if i knew you 'd be back so soon , i would 've -- i 'm gon na go get dressed . frankie : yeah . madison : ahem . [ scene_break ] randi : [ gasps ] your wardrobe for the shoot just came in , and it is fabulous ! amanda : wait . i -- bianca : i think she 's more excited about the shoot than anyone . how about you ? you all set ? amanda : wow . randi : ha ha ! you 're gon na love it . have you seen anything more gorgeous than this ? amanda : oh , it is beautiful , um , but i 'm not gon na be able to wear it . bianca : do n't be silly . it was fitted just for you . amanda : i know . it 's just , um -- randi : let me show you the rest . there is not one piece in here that i would n't give up food for a week to wear . amanda : listen , i do n't know how to say this , but the thing is i 'm not gon na be able to go to italy . randi : what ? bianca : you 're joking , right ? amanda : no joke . jake ca n't take the time off to go with me , and i do n't want to go without him and trevor . bianca : huh . randi : do you know what you 're giving up if you do n't go ? amanda : well , i know what i 'm giving up if i do , and time with my family is more important . [ scene_break ] angie : hey . jake : hey . angie : listen , i 'm sorry for dragging you away from your family . jake : no , no , no , no . amanda had to go to work . oh , yeah , you did bang up the leg . did you ice it ? angie : yeah . and it could 've been worse . jake : well , i mean , it 's gon na be worse if we do n't make a couple changes around here . angie : uh , yeah . you know what ? actually , i was just dictating to myself how many steps it is from the living room to my bedroom . jake : hmm . i think it might be a good idea to count how many steps it is from sharp object to sharp object . you know , you do n't want to go around breaking things like this beautiful vase that -- i was the one that -- actually , i got that for you for your wedding , and i 'm glad to see that you 're using it . it 's like a flea market in here . we got to push some of this stuff back , you know ? angie : yeah . jake : like , that table , for example ? maybe we just push that forward . that 's just an accident waiting to happen , so can i push it ? angie : ok , thanks , but do you think maybe i could help you just push the sofa , do some of this before my eyesight is gone again ? jake : why you got to talk that way to me ? i know how tough you are . angie : well , good . jake : all right . good . fine . you push the sofa . i 'm gon na watch you . angie : oh , get out . jake : no , i 'll watch you . i 'll enjoy this . go ahead . angie : you will get over here . come on . jake : oh , see ? now you need my help . look how you are . you do n't want my help , then you do want my help . angie : this thing is heavier than i -- jake : well , we should get a moving company . jesse : what the hell 's going on over here ? jake : what ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : you 've had an issue with my marriage since day one . ryan : your marriage is your problem . greenlee : please . you ca n't stand the fact that david and i are happy , so you 're bound and determined to ruin it . ryan : greenlee , i gave up trying to talk sense into you a long time ago . greenlee : then why are you still here ? ryan : it 's one thing if your husband 's plans affect people that can just get up and walk away . but when they start affecting a charity , a charity like the miranda center -- abused women and children -- they do n't have the option just to get up and walk away . greenlee : so this is n't about getting me to walk away with you ? ryan : in case you have n't noticed , i have moved on . greenlee : with madison , a girl who 's afraid of her own shadow ? ryan : at least she 's concerned about somebody other than herself . and she recognizes her mistakes , and she tries to do the next right thing . greenlee : hmm . if a saint was what you wanted , then you never really could 've loved me . ryan : do n't you ever question how i felt about you . you were the love of my life , as hard as that is to believe right now . [ scene_break ] jake : so you 're gon na love it . jesse : love what ? jake : the -- you know , everything . we 're gon na change things around , make the new look . jesse : what 's wrong with the old look ? angie : nothing . jake : everything . jesse : so which is it ? jake : well , it 's both . it 's both . it 's first -- angie : yes , everything was -- it was too cramped over here . jake : empty in certain spots , and cramped up in other spots . angie : anyway , sweetie , we were just deciding to move some stuff around . jesse : ok , i see . angie : uh , yeah . i was just , um , thought i 'd try this new feng shui thing . jake : yeah . and since i 'm a metrosexual , i said , `` hey , i 'll help . you do n't have to pay for a decorator , you got me . `` jesse : what happened to your knee ? angie : oh -- jake : that 's my fault . i was moving the table and she snuck up behind me . i slammed her with it . angie : yeah . you know how clumsy he is . i do n't know how he ever got to be a doctor . jesse : are you ok ? you ok ? angie : yeah , i 'm fine . jake : good . ok . now i 'm gon na go , because -- angie : ok . i 'll walk you out . jake : my keys . thank you very much . jesse : do n't drive drunk . angie : i owe you . jesse : yeah , you know how to pay me . angie : yeah , all right . get out . hey . you take all of this with you to west virginia ? jesse : just my duffle . ahem . the rest is from my desk . angie : oh . finally . how long have i been telling you that you needed to clear that thing off ? jesse : yeah , this was n't about my workspace . angie : david ? jesse : he did n't like me digging around for dirt on him , so he got his buddy , the mayor , to suspend me . angie : you 're kidding me ! jesse : yeah , i was a little shocked myself , but , hey , look at it this way . if david thinks i 'm being punished , maybe he 'll back up off of you . angie : do n't count on it . jesse : you know what ? i ai n't even gon na talk about that fool , ok ? i mean , it 's bad enough being suspended , but i 'm gon na look at this forced vacation as an opportunity to set my priorities strait , starting with you . angie : why me ? jesse : because when i was down there in west virginia , you were the one thing that kept me from going over the edge . and i realized days would go by without telling you i love you . angie : i know you do . jesse : hey . you ok ? angie : you keep asking me that . jesse : you just seem a little off . angie : ohh , baby , i keep telling you it is just the job . jesse : you sure it 's nothing else ? angie : like what ? jesse : the false pregnancy . i know we keep going over this , but you seem to have been a little off - kilter since we thought you might be pregnant and you were n't . angie : honestly , i was disappointed . but , you know , between our jobs and everything else that is going on , it would not have been a good time . jesse : is there ever a good time ? baby , we work too hard , and i know we 're helping people fight the good fight . but every once in a while you got to stop , step back , smell the roses . and nothing like a new baby to give a little perspective . [ scene_break ] randi : what could be better than going to italy , shooting with a famous celebrity photographer , wearing the most amazing designer clothing ? amanda : hanging with the guys at the zoo , or taking trevor to the park , dancing with jake on the rooftop . you know , just even hanging at home . randi : seriously ? amanda : dead serious . bianca : i ca n't argue with you when you put it that way . i could use a family trip to the park right about now . randi : she was scheduled for a shoot in the park , the biggest , greatest park in milan . amanda : wow . you know my itinerary better than i did . randi : themes , wardrobe -- i mean , all of that for nothing now ? bianca : well , we ca n't lose the whole shoot . amanda : what if i found my replacement ? somebody who 's been wanting to be a model for the longest time but the timing was n't right ? bianca : but does she have the look ? amanda : she 's stunning , and she knows the campaign backwards and forwards . bianca : it 's brilliant . randi : me ? [ amanda giggles ] [ scene_break ] [ voice mail rings as frankie lifts weights ] ryan 's voice : hey , madison , it 's me . look , i took your advice and i decided to check out the s.e.c . connection to hayward , but i have to apologize because it 's taken a little bit longer than i thought . so i am gon na have to take a rain check on tonight . i 'm sorry about that , but i 'll make it up to you . ok ? frankie : wow . uh , you look very nice . madison : thanks . too bad you 're the only one who 's gon na see it . ryan left a message . he had to cancel . frankie : that blows . madison : i should n't have gotten my hopes up anyway . frankie : hmm . well , i was just about to order a pizza from bruno 's . madison : oh . sorry . go ahead . frankie : no , see , i 'm telling you this because if i order a whole pepperoni and sausage pizza , it 's gon na kill me . madison : oh , you do n't have to do this , frankie . frankie : i know , but some things are that important to me -- like pepperoni . [ frankie and madison chuckle ] madison : ok . ok . well , hey , let me go change out of these date clothes and into something i can pig out in . hmm ? frankie : all right . madison : and breathe in . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ugh ! you 're lying , ryan . you just have to be . you have to be , because if you 're not -- david : what 's going on ? are you all right ? greenlee : tell me the truth . did you pay off an s.e.c . agent to make sure you did n't go to jail ? david : [ sighs ] wait a minute . where did you -- greenlee : ryan claims he overheard you . david : why are you even talking to him ? greenlee : just tell me you did n't do it . look me in the eye and swear you did n't lie to me . david : are you always gon na let him come between us , ruin what we have ? greenlee : oh , my god . you did do it . do n't . david : greenlee , please . greenlee : just tell me why . why would you lie to me about something like that ? you know we 're on the same side . david : i did n't want to . greenlee : i told you i would do anything to keep you out of jail . if you already had a way , why did n't you just say so ? david : i was trying to protect you . i -- greenlee : that 's bull , david , and you know it . tell me the truth . david : all right . the day i confessed , i was planning on telling you everything . but then i saw the admiration in your eyes . you were looking at me like -- like i was your hero . greenlee : so it 's my fault ? david : no , no . that 's not what i meant . greenlee : you lied to me before -- at least , once that i know of -- when you said you were working to get erica out of fusion , but really you were working with her to get rid of me . david : that 's not what i was doing , and why are we going back there ? greenlee : because after the truth came out , you promised you would never lie to me again . david : i know , i know , and i explained to you why i did . greenlee : no , no , you did n't . what you did is made everyone right . they all told me all the terrible ways you spent last year manipulating women , and i was just stupid enough to think that i was different . david : greenlee , come on . you are different . you know that . and my confessing was the only way to save fusion . if you or anyone else connected were convicted , it would 've destroyed the company . greenlee : you made me think you risked everything for me , but you risked nothing . the worst part about this is you used this lie to get me into bed . [ scene_break ] jesse : hey . wait a minute . are you crying ? angie : ohh , i 'm sorry . jesse : for what ? oh , no , baby , i 'm sorry . i 'm such a jerk . here you are , overwhelmed , trying to run a hospital , dealing with david hayward on top of that , and i 'm trying to sign you up for diaper duty and sleepless nights , huh ? angie : that 's not the reason i 'm crying . jesse : then what is it ? angie : you . after everything we 've been through , you still have so much hope for us , for our future . jesse : baby , it 's because of what we 've been through . and i guess it 's just me being a little fearless , you know ? angie : i see that . i really see that so clearly . but , you know , as much as i would love to focus my full attention on something that you and i created , i can not take on a baby right now . jesse : baby , i understand . no pressure , really . ok ? you do believe that , right ? angie : i do . jesse : but if it 's something you might want to consider somewhere down the road -- i 'm just gon na shut up . angie : for right now , let 's just take things one day at a time . ok ? jesse : one day . [ scene_break ] madison : thank you for this . frankie : see , all i did was place an order . madison : no , i do n't mean the pizza . i mean thank you for being there for me again , making me laugh when i really just wanted to cry . frankie : well , i could n't let you walk around with pepperoni on your face , could i ? no . madison : randi 's a lucky woman . frankie : well , ryan 's a lucky guy . he just does n't know it yet . [ knock on door ] frankie : or maybe he does . ryan : hey . madison : hey . ryan : you got a sec ? madison : i thought you were -- ryan : i was . i just -- i guess i realized the mistake that i was making , and i suppose i 'm wondering if you could forgive me long enough to let me cash in on that rain check ? madison : so now you want to go out ? ryan : yes , i do . but if you do n't , i understand that -- madison : no , i do . i do . let me just help frankie clean up . frankie : i can handle the pizza and pizza box . you should go and have fun . madison : thank you . oh , wait . no , i can not go like this . ryan : no , you look great . frankie : he 's right . madison : all right . thanks . ok . randi . randi : hi , ryan . ryan : hi . randi : madison . madison : thank you so much for letting me crash on your couch . you and frankie are the best . ryan : ahem . see you . [ scene_break ] david : if that 's why you slept with me , because you were grateful , do n't do me any favors . greenlee : that 's not what i meant . david : [ sighs ] making love to you meant everything to me , greenlee , and we 've never been closer . somewhere deep down you have to believe that to be true . greenlee : i do n't know what to believe anymore . david : i did what i did out of love for you . i wanted to protect you . and , yes . ok , fine . i enjoyed being your hero . but you knew what kind of man i was when you married me , greenlee . and after everything we 've been through , are you honestly gon na tell me -- you 're gon na turn on me , because i withheld some details on how i planned to save your company ? or is this just another excuse for you to push me away ? [ scene_break ] frankie : did you , uh , get my message ? randi : obviously not . if i had , i would 've told you not to extend the offer . frankie : see , i thought you were past these issues with madison . randi : that does n't mean that i want her moving in with us . frankie : ok , it 's only for a few days . you wo n't even know she 's here . randi : you 're right , because i wo n't be here . frankie : where you going ? randi : italy . amanda pulled out of the shoot . frankie : is she ok ? randi : she just does n't want to be away from her family . but can you imagine , like , giving up a chance like this just because she 's afraid she 's gon na be homesick ? frankie : i think it 's kind of sweet . randi : her loss is my gain . bianca decided i should go instead . frankie : as the model ? randi : can you believe it ? frankie : of course , i can believe it ! oh , you 're the finest thing in that place ! randi : ohh . somehow that does n't make me feel better about leaving you here alone at home with an attractive houseguest . frankie : look , first of all , you 're the only woman i want . secondly , thanks to hayward , i have to settle for late - night shifts almost the entire week . and i wo n't even see madison . besides , she 's supposed to be going to new york with ryan . randi : well , it 's only a few days . and we 'll talk as much as we can ? frankie : every chance we get . oh , i 'm so proud of you , sweetheart . mm . [ scene_break ] jake : what are you doing ? amanda : well , i 'm gon na take them back . jake : babe , you do n't have to take them back . amanda : well , it 's not like i 'm in a hurry to learn the language now . jake : you 're really not going ? really ? amanda : no . and besides , i 'm fine because they already found someone to take my place . jake : babe , listen , we 're gon na go . ok ? we 're gon na get there , i promise you . amanda : i know . jake : ok . and until we do , we can dream . amanda : [ chuckles ] what -- jake : here . amanda : what is this ? jake : that ? amanda : oh , my god ! jake : oh , yeah . we loved it . we had the best time . amanda : the arco della pace ! jake : you better believe it . amanda : oh - ho - ho ! jake : fantastic , right ? i promise you we 're gon na get there . the pictures are all that matters anyway . for the guests , right ? amanda : i love it . jake : i promise . so , meanwhile , you will work on your language skills . you 're not gon na return the books . and me , i 'm gon na work on my opera skills . amanda : oh , no . [ jake pantomimes as a tenor sings rigoletto 's la donna é mobile by giuseppe verdi ] amanda : no , no ! ha ha ! come on , anything but that ! what -- oh , my god . no . what are you doing ? hee hee ! stop ! jake : we do n't need italy is what i 'm saying to you ! we got memories to make right here ! italy , schmitaly ! italy schmitaly . i love you . amanda : italy , schmitaly , i love you , too ! [ scene_break ] jesse : wow . when 's the last time we did this ? angie : it 's been a while . jesse : you know , instead of being pissed at blanco , i should be grateful . i mean , because of her , i get to spend time with the woman of my dreams . angie : you know , actually , i 'm grateful to her myself in this moment . jesse : you know , that suspension might 've stopped me from doing something i 'd regret . angie : like what ? jesse : killing david . i 'm kidding . but i 'd be lying if i said i was n't tempted to cross that line a few times when it came to dealing with that rat bastard . angie : what stopped you ? jesse : [ sighs ] you . i mean , no matter how much i want to hurt that fool , i 'd always ask myself , `` would angela still be proud of me after i did something like that ? `` angie : you know , i think that 's why we 've always worked , because we always consider each other . jesse : i do n't ever want to let you down , baby . [ scene_break ] [ having a picnic in the park ] ryan : look at this . ohh . this is great . it 's beautiful . it 's a beautiful day . madison : yeah , it is . ryan : that 's why it would 've been a shame to waste another second on hayward , another second . i wrote a check to make sure the miranda center is ok for a little while . they wo n't be hurting , and we get to enjoy the day . madison : do n't you already donate a ton of money to them ? ryan : yeah , i do , but it 's no big deal . madison : so why did you decide not to pursue david ? ryan : well , um , as much as i 'd like him to be exposed for who he really is , it 's just -- that 's not a priority . this here , this is a priority . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you really think i married you , shared my bed , my work , my life with you , and the whole time i 've been looking for an out ? david : you 're not answering my question . greenlee : no , i 'm not using this as an excuse to push you away . how could i ? i 'm in no place to judge . i 'm a million miles away from the woman who limped back into this town . david : you say that like it 's a bad thing . you 're a force to be reckoned with now . you have fusion back . greenlee : thanks to your lies and drugs and plane - tampering . david : ok , yes , i did some questionable things to make that happen . but you ca n't tell me that you would n't have done the same thing for someone you love . and i do love you , greenlee . that is no lie . and neither is the fact that i am truly , deeply sorry for having hurt you . you are the love of my life . greenlee : do n't say that . david : why not ? it happens to be true , and i 'm gon na keep saying that until you can finally accept it . [ scene_break ] [ as music plays , bianca looks at her passport , randi happily admires the wardrobe for her shoot and frankie kisses her , madison and ryan grow closer in the park , david shows his unexcited wife the blueprints for their new home , jake and amanda pose themselves in front of italian landmarks on their laptop , then get down to more serious action on the couch , angie watches jesse sleeping on her lap and weeps ] man sings : honey , we are the lucky ones when all is said and all is done , everything will change but we 'll stay the same winter , spring , and summer , fall the howling winds pound out a wall together in the sunny days and rain and , ohh , what you really need to know is that nothing else can make me feel this way and , ohh , what i 'm really trying to say is do n't change , oh do n't you change no matter what they say please stay the same stay the same , do n't regret a single day , we 've come a long long way , and it 's the little things that make my world go round singer : honey , although we disagree , your love could calm the stormy sea , a miracle that happens every day , it 's the simple things that feed my soul just sit it down and watch it grow would it happen any other way ? and , ohh , oh , what you really need to know is that nothing else can make me go away and ohh , what i 'm really trying to say is do n't change , no , do n't you change no matter what they say please stay the same stay the same do n't regret a single day we 've come a long , long way and it 's the little things that make my world go round ooh , ooh , ooh so do n't change oh , do n't you change no matter what they say please stay the same please stay the same do n't regret a single day so do n't change oh , do n't you change no matter what they say we 've come a long , long way and it 's the little things that make my world go round | amanda is practicing her italian when jake comes in and interrupts her . angie 's eyesight becomes worse and she can not see anything in the apartment . angie stumbles around in order to find the phone when jesse calls . jesse is confronted by the mayor and david about his trip to west virginia . ryan tells greenlee about david bribing the sec agent sot he wo n't have to serve any jail time . angie calls jake for help . amanda tells jake that she is passing up on going to italy for the photo shoot , since he ca n't go with her . the mayor suspends jesse for using taxpayer 's money to go away . greenlee does n't believe ryan 's accusations . madison , in only a towel , walks into the living room just as frankie comes in the door . randi shows amanda her clothes for the photo shoot , but amanda suggests that randi go in her place . jake comes to help angie rearrange the furniture so she wo n't trip over anything when jesse walks with all his belongings from work . ryan breaks his date with madison to investigate david further . greenlee confronts david over his lies . realizing his mistake , ryan stops by frankie 's to pick up madison for their date . randi walks in just as they are leaving and is n't happy to find out that madison is crashing on their sofa . david and greenlee argue over what he did . david accuses greenlee of trying to find an excuse to get out of their marriage . greenlee denies it . jesse and angie discuss his suspension from the police department . ryan and madison go on a picnic . david lets greenlee know that she is the love of his life , then shows her the blueprints for their new house . |
celia : the ratings for the david hayward interview . dimitri : [ sighs ] brooke : mmm . celia : congratulations . we killed it in every major demographic . brooke : oh , that 's not bad . dimitri : not bad ? the are oprah / lance armstrong numbers . celia : the `` talk tempo `` website is blowing up . it 's this raging debate between people who hate hayward and people who feel sorry for him . some women even proposed . brooke : marriage ? celia : mm - hmm . she said she 'd move here from anchorage to get a piece of that . dimitri : they 're talking . they 're talking . they 're talking . celia : and they 're tweeting . buzz -- that 's what we want , right ? brooke : it 's a start . dimitri : a start ? well , you did a phenomenal job . sit back and take the credit . brooke : mm ... look . one big get is not success , all right ? it does n't mean we can lay back and coast . dimitri : agreed , but we have a little army of editors and designers and coders working all through the day . brooke : yes , and so does our competition . celia : yeah , but our content 's better , and we have you . that 's what 's gon na distinguish us . colby : [ sighs ] if you want publicity , throw a kick - ass launch party . brooke : i think so . and i know exactly the person who can do it . colby : [ scoffs ] seriously ? brooke : it was your idea . and who knows parties better than you ? colby : true . but it 's a lot of work . i could n't do it solo . dimitri : oh , i think i could find a pa that would help assist you . colby : well , i 'd rather work with someone i know , that i 'm comfortable with . like ... celia . celia : what ? [ scene_break ] lea : how long does it take to return an e - mail ? zach : even russian dentists get busy sometimes , and he got back to jesse pretty quick , did n't he ? lea : true . zach : all right , then . just be patient . lea : okay , but if he does n't get back to us soon , then i 'll contact my guy in moscow . zach : yeah ? you 'd do that for me ? lea : for the investigation . zach : oh . thank you . lea : where are our coffees ? zach : so , when did it turn for you ? what was it ? was it the facts or just my charming handsomeness ? lea : [ laughs ] what charm ? do n't answer that . get the coffees . i 'll get a table . [ scene_break ] miranda : that was so funny . jane : ooh ! major sale i should know about or just good old retail therapy ? miranda : both , actually . summer 's here . got to update the wardrobe . [ both laugh ] jane : looks like you hit every store in the mall . heather : twice . jane : i think you need a couple of lattes . heather : oh , can i soak my feet in them ? jane : whatever works . [ both laugh ] miranda : oh , gosh . heather : oh , my gosh . okay , bathing suit shopping -- that lighting ! miranda : brutal ! heather : yeah ! miranda : are you kidding ? heather : oh , my gosh . in a bikini -- not a good look . totally depressing . miranda : [ clears throat ] yeah , there 's really only one thing that 'll make us feel better . two forks and a giant piece of chocolate cake . heather : oh , i am so in . summer beach bod can wait . miranda : hey , um , why do n't you order for us ? i 'll be right back . hey ! zach : hey ! you look great . how are you ? miranda : good . good . zach : [ sighs ] have you talked to your mom lately ? miranda : uh , no , but , um ... i 'm sure she 's probably busy . zach : oh , i know what i wanted to talk to you about . i read that this artist you like that does the floor - to - ceiling canvas stuff . miranda : yeah . yeah . yeah . art basel ? i worship her . zach : as do i . she is gon na be in new york , and i thought maybe we 'd go see her , check her out . miranda : are you kidding me ? that would be amazing . zach : uh - huh . maybe you can call your mom . she can join us . miranda : ye -- um ... i doubt she 'd be able to . zach : i know you 're away from your family . i know it 's hard , but it 's only temporary , and she 's always thinking about you . you know that , right ? miranda : sure . zach : all right . and i 'm here . and if you need me , you can call me whenever you want . miranda : wait . um , i thought you were , you know ? zach : oh , no . that 's all taken care of . miranda : really ? oh , that 's so great . i mean , i know we have n't hung out in awhile , but i -- i knew you could n't have done what they said you did . zach : you know what i like ? miranda : hmm . zach : that we have each other 's backs . miranda : [ laughs ] [ scene_break ] angie : cassandra . please talk to me . dixie : angie , let me talk to her , okay ? it 'll be all right . angie : i love you . [ sighs ] david : angie ? it 's okay . [ scene_break ] brooke : i just think the homepage needs to be splashier . [ sighs ] i do n't know . you 're the designer . you tell me . no , i -- no , i understand that . what the hell ? dimitri : she 'll call you back . brooke : h - hello ? i 'm launching a network here . dimitri : you need a break . brooke : there is no break . dimitri : no , no , no . after . brooke : after what ? dimitri : i 'll show you . come on . go on . [ scene_break ] colby : think about what makes a party hot . celia : [ scoffs ] i have no idea . colby : okay , when was the last time you went out and it completely blew you away ? was it a hotel ? a club ? a bar ? celia : yeah , it was a club in new york . but i -- i do n't remember the name . colby : well , where was it ? celia : i do n't know . colby : neighborhood ? celia : it was one i was n't familiar with , but pete would know . but do n't -- do n't even ask him . he probably forgot about it . colby : so , the whole time pete and you were together , you only went to one club ? celia : and some cool restaurants . we were n't going out that long . colby : i can see why . pete is mr. social scene , and he probably just scared the hell out of you . celia : we were just different . colby : yeah , he wants to jump on a jet to milan , and you 're , like , freaking out . [ chuckles ] celia : sometimes people are n't a match . it happens . colby : me and pete ? celia : well , you guys are a match , and that makes more sense . colby : yeah , we practically did grow up together -- same age , interests , experiences . i mean , that 's probably why we got so hot so fast . celia : [ sighs ] colby : god , what is wrong with me ? i 'm sitting here talking about sleeping with your ex . i should just shut up now . celia : no , it 's fine . colby : are you sure it 's not bothering you ? celia : no , not at all . [ scene_break ] pete : nice to meet you , man . aj : hey , no problem . so , what 's up ? pete : what happened to your eye ? aj : oh , it 's -- do n't worry about it . pete : okay , well , hey , you play baseball for pine valley high , right ? aj : yeah . i pitch . what , are you bringing another team to silicon valley ? pete : it 's not a bad idea , man , but no . i 'm actually developing an app for high - school sports -- stats , scores , news . aj : that sounds sweet . pete : it 's in the beginning stages , but i want you to take a look at it , tell me exactly what you think . aj : ah , sure . wait , dude , but are n't you and my grandpa working on that medical whatever it is ? pete : yeah , david 's device is part of cortech , though . i actually have another company in california . aj : no , i 've heard of it . everyone here has heard of it . pete : [ chuckles ] check it out , man . fully customizable . whatever you 're into -- texas football , indiana basketball . aj : what ? you 've got schedules and stuff on here , too ? dude , this is awesome . pete : we 're trying to cover it all . aj : well , then you 'd probably want to add girls ' sports . pete : i did n't even think of that . aj : i got friends on the field hockey team . pete : oh , okay . keep it coming , aj . that 's exactly the kind of feedback i need , actually . aj : sweet . [ scene_break ] miranda : i know it 's kind of dorky , but i get so sunburned , so i needed one . zach : it 's cool . i like it . let 's see . miranda : [ laughs ] zach : captain zach . what do you think ? jane : it 's very you . zach : thank you . miranda : give me that . zach : join us . miranda : i ca n't . um , my friend is waiting for me . lea : i 'm lea . zach : oh , i 'm sorry . it 's my fault . you have n't met . lea : mnh - mnh . not officially . miranda : miranda -- zach 's niece . zach : and lea is my bodyguard until i am proven innocent . miranda : ah , i thought that was all taken care of . lea : it will be very , very soon . zach : in the meantime , we should try to have dinner , maybe watch a movie . miranda : oh , um , there 's this new spanish film out i 've been dying to see . zach : oh ! black - and - white spanish movie with subtitles . that sounds ... great . anything to spend time with you . aj : hey . miranda : oh , um ... hey , i 'm gon na go , but text me . we 'll pick a day . zach : i 'll text you . i love you . do n't forget that . miranda : you too . lea : nice meeting you . miranda : you too . zach : [ sighs ] lea : zach slater has a paternal side . who knew ? modern man . zach : family means everything to me . hey , can you get this ? lea : me ? zach : yeah . i 'm the modern man , and i respect your right to pay for my coffee . and get me something sweet . i 'm feeling peckish . [ scene_break ] brooke : i do n't usually drink in the middle of the afternoon . dimitri : well , we 're celebrating . brooke : prematurely . dimitri : says you ! brooke : says the research . i mean , a lot has changed since owned wrcw . this train is moving a million miles an hour , and we have to be smarter and faster in this landscape to assume any level of -- of -- what ? dimitri : work . work . brooke : well , as if business is n't important to you . dimitri : well , business has its place , but what good is wealth and power if we never take the time to enjoy life ? brooke : oh , i know . you 're right . [ sighs , chuckles ] i just keep thinking about the interview with david . i go over it in my head about the points that i should have covered differently . dimitri : thousands of content to choose from -- thousands . and they chose you . brooke : well , i doubt very much if i was the main source of attraction . dimitri : why would you say that ? brooke : well . [ sighs ] anyway . [ chuckles ] i owe a lot to you , to my brilliant executive producer . dimitri : no . no . it has all been you . so ... here is to brooke english . one of the most talented and powerful women i 've ever crossed paths with . you know , i knew you a long time ago . brooke : [ laughs ] dimitri : as a friend , as family . but now i get to meet you all over again . may we have many more celebrations ... together . brooke : we do make a great team . [ glasses clink ] [ scene_break ] jane : can i get you guys anything else ? miranda : no , thanks . we 're stuffed . heather : yeah . miranda : that cake was amazing . heather : i have no prayer of fitting into my new bikini , but it was so worth it . jane : i aim to please . i 'll take this whenever you guys are ready . heather : thank you . pete : hey , so , check it out . another cool thing about this app is that the users can actually submit content . so , if , say , you want to show that your team just broke a record or your coach is retiring , we 'll get it out there . heather : what if you 're not an athlete ? pete : well , it 's for fans , too . heather : what if you do n't like sports ? pete : then , i guess you do n't buy the app . heather : guess not . aj : uh , okay . well , i mean , i think it 's perfect . uh , like , say , for example , say i 'm pitching tomorrow -- miranda : what ? which means you did n't get suspended . aj : why would i get suspended ? miranda : well , you wo n't if , you know ... aj : oh , yeah . thanks , mom . miranda : [ laughs ] stop ! no ! what are you -- no ! stop it ! stop it ! [ laughs ] aj : what ? ! you hit me first ! come on ! miranda : no ! i got you now ! aj : okay . [ laughing ] okay . god . um ... okay , i 'm sorry . now , where were we ? heather : you were pitching tomorrow . aj : oh , right . okay , so , say someone on the other team gets injured and they have to readjust the entire lineup . pete : something you normally you would n't notice until you got to the game . aj : right . exactly . which totally blows . so , with this , you get alerts , find out the night before , and you 're ready to go . heather : does it also track stats ? i mean , not just for the regular stuff , but sabermetrics ? aj : wait , are you a baseball fan ? heather : well , i mean , i 've basically been going to phillies games since i was born . aj : what ? we should totally go to a game some time . heather : well , what i really wanted to do is go to a minor league 's game . aj : no , you know what we do ? we should drive out to harrisburg . there 's this really awesome park out there . pete : driving directions to games . another one we need to add . this is great . you know any other ideas or ? miranda ? miranda : hmm ? um ... pete : any other ideas ? miranda : no . pete : okay . well , then , i will get this . aj : cool . pete : all right , thank you guys for your help and your time . heather : maybe you should make an app on how to be a better boyfriend . pete : what 's that supposed to mean ? heather : you broke my friend 's heart . [ scene_break ] colby : i 'm colby chandler . i called earlier . man : about the gala . it 's lovely to meet you , miss chandler . i 've known your father for years . glad you came to us . colby : well , we heard you 're the best , and that 's what we need -- the best wine , champagne , the works . man : oh , let 's start with the bubbles . colby : we would like the 1996 dom perignon . man : i have to special order it but certainly . you are aware of the price . colby : yes . and i forgot to mention the gala is a charity thing . for the cancer thing . man : that 's wonderful . i 'd still have to charge you the full price . colby : so you do n't want to help sick people ? what 's up with that ? man : um ... excuse me . celia : it is not a charity event . colby : so ? he does n't know that . celia : so it 's wrong . colby : [ sighs ] just do n't be so uptight , celia . [ scene_break ] dimitri : do you care for another one ? brooke : oh , i could n't ? dimitri : why not ? brooke : well , because i have a stack of notes on my desk this high , and i 'd like to be awake to read them . dimitri : oh , let it wait until tomorrow . brooke : then they 'll be this high . dimitri : [ laughs ] brooke : but thank you . i did n't realize how much i needed to get out of that studio . dimitri : it 's my pleasure . brooke : i 'd forgotten about this . you know , nice restaurants and conversation that was n't about work . but , you know , with adam out of town , i have n't really gotten out much , and , well , i have n't had time . dimitri : we all have to remember to take the time . brooke : i know . anyway , i do need to look over those notes , so we should really , uh , leave . dimitri : okay . brooke : sorry . dimitri : [ laughs ] oh , before i forget ... brooke : oh ! [ chuckles ] i 'll see you tomorrow . dimitri : [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] lea : okay , the e - mail from the dentist 's office just came in . zach : did he send the records ? lea : it 's downloading . come on ! zach : there it is . now , compare those to the ones that jesse was sent . lea : oh , wow . uri is n't dead . it 's his brother vlad . zach : are you sure ? lea : i mean , the pictures confirm it . it 's a perfect match to the victim , his brother vlad , to the body that we found . zach : i knew it . guy killed his own brother . lea : okay , we do n't have all the details yet , but one thing is for sure . you did n't kill uri . i 've seen some sick stuff in my career , but burning your own flesh and blood beyond recognition to just fake your own death ? zach : i do n't care what you do in your own life . if you want to come after me and jesse 's daughter , you got a problem . [ scene_break ] dixie : i know this is a difficult time , but you 're not alone . you have your mother , jesse , your family , friends . and you have options . no decisions need to be made right now . right now your only priority is to get stronger , and when you are ... you 'll make the decision that 's right for you ... surrounded by love and all the support you need . [ scene_break ] celia : what if we added a charity component to the gala ? you know , make it like what you were telling that man with the wine for real . like , still have really good music and food and still promote the new network but also show the people that chandler gives back . colby : love that ! [ sighs ] wow , you 're really talented . are you sure you 're not a socialite ? celia : [ chuckles ] [ scene_break ] aj : hey , is anyone up to see a movie ? both : i am . [ both chuckle ] miranda : i was just telling zach there 's this cool spanish film out , and it 's getting excellent reviews . heather : i 'm dying to see the new `` superman ! `` aj : yes ! that actually looks amazing . heather : right ? aj : hold on . let 's see . it 's playing in 3-d . heather : oh , no way . aj : should we get tickets ? heather : well , it 's up to you guys . miranda : um ... why do n't you two go ? aj : no , we 'll all go . heather : no , miranda , you have to come . miranda : no , um ... i - i ca n't . i forgot i have this ... pedicure appointment . well , i ca n't wear my new bathing suit without getting my toes done . aj : well , we can do something else . miranda : no , it 's okay . i 'll be fine . um ... i 'll catch up with you later . heather : okay . aj : you okay ? miranda : mm - hmm . have fun . heather : [ chuckles ] aj : i hope she did n't get the wrong idea ? heather : about the movie ? aj : no . about us . like , this is a date or something . heather : right . [ scene_break ] lea : [ hangs up phone ] well , the da received the new evidence that i sent over . zach : and ? lea : the charges against you have officially been dropped . zach : [ sighs ] [ kiss ] [ scene_break ] brooke : oh , i only wish you were here to share in all this excitement . the office is abuzz since the ratings came in . [ chuckles ] yeah . oh , no , no , no . it 's okay . you go . uh ... call me back later if you get a chance . i love you , too , adam . [ cell phone beeps ] brooke : [ sighs ] colby : how 's daddy doing ? brooke : oh , hi . [ chuckles ] uh , he 's busy as usual . so , how 's the planning coming ? colby : i had the best idea . brooke : hit me with it . colby : what if -- now , try not get too excited . but the gala 's not only the launching party for chandler but also a charity event . brooke : that is genius . colby : right ? brooke : yes . actually , it could benefit the miranda center . colby : i will start making calls . brooke : colby , i just , uh ... i want to tell you i 'm really very impressed . adding this philanthropic component , it 's truly genius . nice job . [ scene_break ] angie : [ voice breaking ] i do n't know what to do for her . i do n't know how to help her ! david : you 're gon na do what comes naturally to you . you 're gon na love her . angie : what if it 's not enough ? david : cassandra 's pregnancy ? is it making you think of your own ? losing ellie ? the devastation that you felt ? angie : [ sighs ] ellie was conceived out of love . and this child ? david : will be a constant reminder of the horrors that cassandra suffered , which is why it 's really important that you prepare yourself for the possibility that she might choose to have an abortion . angie : it 's -- it 's her choice . and i will support whatever she decides . but it is my grandchild . david : and you love this baby already . angie : yeah . [ sniffles ] i know you probably think i 'm crazy . david : no . i do n't think it 's silly that you 're crying over this baby . angie : you know ... cassandra needs 100 % of me , and she has that . i ca n't help it . i mean , there 's a part of me that feels that i should fight for the life inside of her , be the voice that he or she does n't have . when i think again that ... a fetus could ... that a fetus -- what could happen when it 's exposed to heroin . i mean , the damage could have already been done . david : you know something ? you 're gon na make all the right decisions , and you know why ? because everything you do comes from love . angie : [ sniffles ] i should get back to my daughter . david : you know , i 'd like to go check in on her later if that 's all right . angie : she 's alive because of you . i thank you for that . [ laughs , sniffles ] and i thank you for this talk . you 're a good man . david : oh , now , do n't let get around , okay ? [ laughs ] come here . mm . [ jesse looks on as david and angie hug ] | brooke , dimitri , and celia celebrate the amazing ratings that talk tempo 's interview with david received and people are debating about david on the internet . brooke is determined to work even harder to make sure chandler media continues to improve its quality of programming . dimitri persuades brooke to take some time off and have lunch with him to celebrate their success . colby suggests to brooke that they have a launch party for chandler media , and she asks celia to help her plan the party . colby spends the entire planning meeting with celia talking about pete and how it is better that celia broke up with him , because they come from two different worlds . colby tells celia that she is better suited for pete , because they have known each other for years and have the same background . celia suggests to colby that the chandler media launch party benefit a charity . colby later suggests the idea to brooke and takes credit for celia 's idea . brooke thinks colby is very talented and thoughtful for suggesting that the launch party benefit a charity . angie admits to david that she is worried about the baby that cassandra is carrying because of the possible exposure to heroin and how that will affect the health of the baby . angie also tells david that she wishes cassandra would keep the baby , but she will support whatever decision cassandra makes . jesse sees angie hugging david and thanking him for all his support , and he does n't look happy that angie is so close to david . |
[ previously_on ] henry : you 're coming with me . maggie : excuse me ? get your hands off me ! henry : i 'm not kidding , maggie . simone : we need to save some of our creative juices and save our own love lives . erica : i 'm better because you are here . bianca : there 's people upstairs . michael : there 's no need to lie . you and i are going to be together for a while . [ scene_break ] simone : oh , i do n't know . are you sure i look all right ? mia : oh , yes . definitely you . simone : yeah ? thanks . greenlee : sexy attracts sexy , right ? simone : yeah . mia : you know , it 's going to be hard to find anyone sexier than carlos . greenlee : can we not discuss him ? tonight is about cutting my losses . simone : yes . mia : right . ok , so our bet 's on . find our own personal sexiest man . greenlee : yeah , well kendall 's got to agree to it first . i left her a message to meet us here . mia : ok , well , there 's nothing wrong with getting a head start , is there ? simone : right , right . and we 're hot , and we 've got a plan , and there 's plenty of action inside . greenlee : and action is why we 're here . [ crowd murmurs ] henry : hey , hey , hey ! myrtle : nothing on earth would stop them . mia : well , you wanted action . officer : you saw who started it ? maggie : yeah . he did . i tried to stop him , but i could n't . officer : so , what happened next ? myrtle : all hell broke loose . boyd : here you go , slugger . myrtle : oh , oh , darling . oh , you are a sweetheart . thank you . ofc . lyman : look , are you going to be all right , ma'am ? myrtle : yes , i 'm fine . you ought to see the other fellow over there . ofc . lyman : you did that , mrs. fargate ? myrtle : well , it was self - defense . but it 's nothing compared to the haymakers that that fellow behind me was throwing around . carlos : get the hell off me . officer : sit down and cool off . greenlee : that looks painful . carlos : i 'll live . greenlee : maybe you should see a doctor . carlos : i 'm all right . greenlee : you 've been in the slammer once already . do you need a lawyer ? carlos : what do you care ? greenlee : because this fight was about me , was n't it ? [ scene_break ] jack : erica ? erica ? are you all right ? erica : i 'm fine . jack : yeah ? erica : yes . jack : well , good . i mean , i know how you hate thunderstorms . i just wanted to make sure that you were ok . erica : thank you , jack . that is so sweet of you to come over here and see how i am . thank you . jack : well , sure , honey . erica : but , you know , the storm has passed , and i 'm fine , and i 've never , never felt safer or happier . jack : or damper . you must have gotten caught in the thick of it , huh , sweetie ? erica : we did . but kendall helped me get through it . jack : she did , huh ? was that before or after the -- kendall : oh , this was an accident . she did n't mean to do it . erica : no . jack : oh . erica : jack , thank you for coming over here to check on me . really , i really appreciate it , especially because i know that reggie must be waiting for you and doing god knows what . jack : yeah . listen , erica , something 's happened . erica : what ? jack : honey , i tried everything i could to stop it , but i just could n't . i just could n't . erica : jack , what ? you 're scaring me . kendall : what is it ? jack : michael cambias was released on bail tonight . [ scene_break ] carlos : you are the most self - involved , ego - tripping , egotistical bruja que conocido . simone : ok , carlos , look , greenlee is not a witch , all right ? she 's just -- greenlee : you called me a witch ? carlos : you think this was about you ? greenlee : admit it . you tore this place apart , and i 'm the reason why . carlos : you should leave now . simone : ok , all right , all right . everyone just settle down . let 's just cool it , ok ? greenlee : why do n't you leave us alone . simone : look , i 'm trying to help , ok ? you know , officer lyman is -- greenlee : listen , simone , not now . simone : but i want to help . look , you know what ? if carlos is facing -- greenlee : have n't you interfered enough for one night ? ok , so you did n't fight about me . then what was it , huh ? they did n't leave a worm at the bottom of your tequila ? the band was n't playing salsa ? carlos : you want to know what happened ? i met the most amazing woman tonight . greenlee : a woman ? carlos : oh , yeah . bought her a couple drinks , listened to some music . we were having a real good time till her psychotic boyfriend comes along and lets loose on me . are you happy now ? greenlee : you were trying to score ? simone : come on , greenlee -- greenlee : a nanosecond after you dump me , you 're trolling for a good time ? carlos : you asked . greenlee : after all that self - righteous drivel in the hotel room , you 're out getting in a brawl over a barfly ? which one of these 4-year - olds were you hot for ? maggie : oh , that would be me . and i 'm not a barfly , and , well , i have n't been 4 in a really long time . [ scene_break ] erica : jack , did n't you tell the judge about all michael 's threats ? jack : erica , i did everything , everything . i used everything in my arsenal . fact is , though , i mean , i had no proof of those threats . so the judge had no reason not to set bail based on the charges in front of him . erica : i do n't understand . i really do n't . i mean , alexander virtually disinherited michael , and he refused to bail him out last time , so why now ? jack : well , despite alexander 's feelings for his son , he evidently did n't want the family 's name thrown into scandal again , so he did n't want michael behind bars any longer than possible . so he got him out . did n't want the family stock to dip , i suppose . kendall : wait a minute . hold on . so michael -- michael 's back on the street ? jack : yeah . erica : oh , my god . if michael 's out , then his first target is going to be lena , and bianca 's with lena . jack : whoa , whoa . erica : i have to call her up to warn her . jack : it 's ok . erica , i 've taken care of that , and i 've assigned a police officer to any woman that might be a target . that includes the two of you . kendall : ok , well , what about mia ? jack : i 've called her . i 've talked to her , and i 've left a message for lena . kendall : so then , you think that michael would actually -- michael would actually make good on his threats . jack : yeah , i do . i do . look , if i could n't keep this son of a bitch in jail , i 'm going to make damn sure that i 'm going to keep the women that he has threatened safe , especially the ones in my family . erica : thank you . thank you for taking such good care of us , but i still want to call bianca . jack : ok , just -- just do n't scare her , and give her my love , ok ? i 'm really , really sorry about cambias getting out . kendall : he always beats the system . it 's no wonder he 's so damn arrogant . jack : just be careful , please . be careful . kendall : i will . i feel a lot better knowing that someone has my back . thank you . jack : i 've got your back , kendall , and thank you . if you had n't done what you did , we never would have arrested this guy . kendall : when i think about -- when i think about what he 's done to this family and to erica -- jack : and to you . kendall : well , thank god we know what he is now . [ phone rings ] myrtle 's voice : please leave a message , darling . [ answering machine beeps ] erica : hi , sweetheart , it 's me . i know you 're with lena , and i do n't want to interfere , but there is something i need to tell you . but do n't worry . i mean , no one 's sick or anything like that . but please , sweetheart , when you get this message , it 's very important that you call me back tonight , all right ? i mean , i do n't care how late it is . i just -- we 're all going to be fine , bianca , i promise you . no one will ever , ever hurt my sweet , beautiful daughter . i love you , baby . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you were picking up maggie stone ? she 's the amazing woman ? maggie : you said that about me ? carlos : yeah , i did , and i 'm not the only one who thinks so . greenlee : he did n't mean it . he said it to make me jealous . carlos : oh , do n't listen to the greenster . esta completamente loquita . greenlee : oh , right . trot out the español to impress her . maggie : carlos is just being himself . i appreciate that . greenlee : he 's on the rebound and willing to settle for whatever baggage sits next to him . maggie : what 's your problem ? i -- officer : all right , the other guy is not pressing charges . you 're free to go . carlos : what ? that little punk over there is the one who threw the first punch . did he mention that ? officer : i take these off , are you going to behave yourself ? carlos : i 'm not the one who threw the first punch . simone : chill , carlos , all right ? say , `` yes , sir , `` and no one goes to jail . carlos : ok . yes , sir . it 's all right . officer : no trouble , you understand ? simone : yeah , he understands . he understands . do n't you ? carlos : yeah , yeah . just get them off so i can get the hell out of here . simone : oh , great . carlos : get out of my way . henry : i 'm not stopping you . boyd : hey , what the hell is wrong with you two ? henry , come on , man . just call it a night and go home . henry : after what this punk did ? carlos : all i did was enjoy the company of a charming young woman . henry : if you think you can hit on my girl -- maggie : i am not your anything . henry : come on , maggie , let me take you home . maggie : no , i can get home myself , thank you . myrtle : boyd , i am going somewhere where it 's quiet and safe . boyd : myrtle , i 'm with you . just give me a minute , ok ? myrtle : i 'll wait for you in the car . boyd : ok . simone : mia , what did sean say ? mia : well , the cops are leaving , and management 's not going to press charges against carlos or henry . but you guys should clear out of here unless you want to pay for damages . boyd : so this is over , right ? right ? ofc . lyman : is there a problem here ? boyd : no , there 's no problem , officer . these two gentlemen were just about to shake hands and let this go . were n't you ? ofc . lyman : we 're waiting . gentlemen ? [ scene_break ] kendall : i still do n't understand how michael walked . did n't you say he was facing , like , a century worth of charges ? jack : oh , he is , believe me . but the judge considered those white - collar crimes , so there 's no threat of bodily harm in that . kendall : yeah , unless you 're a woman who 's crossed him . jack : look , i am going to get this guy back in his cage as soon as i possibly can , believe me . and i 'm going to make sure he serves every second of his sentence . i promise you that . erica : and then we 're going to be free . then we 're going to be free to concentrate on the rest of our lives together . justice never , never looked brighter . jack : yeah ? is that because you 're about to marry the man of your dreams , hmm ? erica : oh , that 's part of it . jack : good . ok , all right . look , will one of you please tell me what happened after you guys left the police office ? erica : well , the storm hit . and kendall was with me . kendall : erica had sort of a little meltdown . jack : and you got in the way of that meltdown ? erica : i 'm so sorry . kendall : i told you , it 's nothing . erica : well -- and then we reached a new understanding . kendall : all right , i should probably go . i do n't want to jinx anything , you know . erica : kendall ? i hope that we can talk again . kendall : i 'd like that . jack : kendall , if cambias tries to contact you , you call me immediately , ok ? kendall : oh , i will . first , can i kick him where -- jack : no , no , no . you just call me . kendall : ok , i will . jack : and i 've assigned officer turpin to watch over you , ok ? kendall : thank you . erica : kendall , i will never forget what you did for me tonight . kendall : i will never forget what you let me do . erica : good night . erica : what ? jack : `` what ? `` if i had n't seen it with my own eyes , i would n't believe it . erica : it 's really quite amazing , is n't it ? jack : yeah , it 's quite amazing . maybe you 'd like to tell me about it ? erica : oh , jack . what happened with kendall tonight -- it just makes me feel like a weight has been lifted from me and maybe , finally , for good . [ scene_break ] lena 's voice : bianca ? bianca 's voice : mm - hmm ? lena 's voice : i want to take you away somewhere for a long weekend . no , no , make that a week . bianca : how about the whole summer ? lena : do n't tempt me . bianca : why not ? we could do it . i mean , you said that you wanted to take me to prague . let 's just go . lena : i mean , we could . we could start in prague and then go where our hearts lead us . bianca 's voice : yeah , i like the sound of that . lena 's voice : oh , look . be careful . it looks like you 'll be racing the storm . [ bianca screams ] bianca : please ! no ! kendall : bianca ? what are you doing ? kendall : are you ok ? bianca : yeah . i 'm -- i 'm fine . kendall : yeah , well , people who are fine do n't wander around in the dead of the night playing with matches . what 's -- what 's going on ? bianca : i lost something . kendall : out here ? what ? bianca : an earring . kendall : an earring ? ok . well , that must have been some earring for you to leave lena , especially at this hour . i can help you look for it if you want me to . bianca : no , that 's ok . i can find it myself . kendall : ok . did something happen with -- i mean , where is lena , anyway ? i thought you guys had plans . bianca : yeah , lena and i were here earlier , and then -- it does n't matter . kendall : did something happen with lena tonight ? bianca : you know what , kendall ? what happened is none of your business . kendall : you 're right . it 's not . bianca : right . so why are you bothering me ? kendall : well , because , bianca , there 's something that i have to tell you -- about michael . it 's ok . it 's all right . do n't worry . it 's nothing for you to freak out about , not really . bianca : what is it ? kendall : michael was released on bail . but it 's ok . it 's ok . it 's nothing to freak out about . jackson has officers looking over everybody . he 's got them -- he 's got lena . lena 's protected , and erica and mia and me . my gorilla 's right over there . i just wanted you to know that everything 's going to be ok . lena 's protected . so there 's nothing for you to worry about . [ scene_break ] boyd : home , sweet home . myrtle : ooh . thank you , darling . i am beat . it 's bed and a nightcap for me . boyd : so , how 's your hand ? myrtle : did n't even break a nail . lena : good evening . boyd : hey . myrtle : hey . lena . good morning , it really is . are you here to see bianca ? lena : i know it 's very late . myrtle : oh , it 's never too late for love . it 's just a little late for my bed . on my way up , i 'll knock on her door and i 'll tell her you 're here . lena : you know what ? if she 's not down here , she 's probably asleep . i just wanted to tell her something , but it can wait . myrtle : well , i 'll tell you what . there 's a paper and pen on the desk . leave her a note . lena : thank you . that 's very kind . myrtle : well , i like to keep a bright eye on that girl . well , i 'm going to have that nightcap . boyd : good night . myrtle : oh , boyd -- thank you so much for keeping those bucks apart . lena : there was trouble ? myrtle : there was a very ugly fight starting , and this brave fellow helped to break it up . bye . boyd : good night , myrtle . lena : you always seem to be coming to someone 's rescue . boyd : well , my friends mean a lot to me . lena : i know . i know bianca trusts you . boyd : well , she wants to trust you , too . look , i 'm going to give you some privacy . listen , lena -- look , you make bianca happy . just take care of her , ok ? lena : you have my word . i 'll keep her safe . boyd : good night . [ scene_break ] kendall : are you sure you 're ok ? bianca : yes . god , kendall , what is this ? kendall : i just -- if you want me to help you look for your earring , i do n't mind . bianca : no , it 's ok . i can do it all by myself . kendall : all right , it 's just that you -- i do n't know , you 're acting kind of weird . did something happen with lena ? bianca : no . everything is just great , ok ? kendall : ok , fine . bianca : ok . kendall : do n't say i did n't try to help . bianca ? bianca : what ? kendall : i was with erica tonight . bianca : why ? did something happen ? kendall : yeah , you could say that . erica had -- she had a total meltdown . but the amazing thing was that she needed me . she really needed me , and i was there for her . i was actually able to help her . i mean , can you believe it ? after everything that 's happened , i actually -- we finally connected . bianca : that 's good . kendall : good ? it 's amazing . it 's wonderful . it 's totally worth this ugly busted lip . bianca : mom did that ? kendall : yeah . well , she was really freaked out . bianca : about what ? kendall : about the rape . [ scene_break ] jack : erica , i think what kendall did for you was terrific . there 's no doubt about that . erica : but -- jack : but kendall 's always been motivated by what kendall wants , not by what anybody else wants or needs , and certainly not by what you want or need . erica : you doubt her sincerity ? jack : i just do n't want you to get hurt . you know , i do n't want her to use this . i do n't want her to use you . erica : you should have seen her . you really should have seen her . i mean , if i had n't seen what i did with my own eyes tonight , i would n't have believed it , either . jack : i 'm sorry , i just -- i just ca n't get my mind around the idea of kendall hart being a giving person , you know ? erica : she was . as i said , i would n't have believed it myself . jack : well , i 'll tell you what . if she managed to get you through this , to make peace with the past , then as far as i 'm concerned , i 'm all for this mother - daughter reunion . erica : it makes me so glad you feel that way . jack : mm - hmm . and you know what ? the timing 's perfect . now we can have her in our wedding party . [ scene_break ] maggie : you could n't just shake carlos ' hand . is that some macho thing ? henry : he was all over you . maggie : i thought you were giving me my space . henry : look , i blew it , all right ? it 's just that what i said about backing off , it 's not what i want . maggie : because you do n't know what you want . henry : yes i do . i want us to be together again , but i guess not , right ? not if you 're putting yourself out there for other guys . i just want what we had , and when i saw him touching you , i -- i lost it . maggie : get over it . this possessive thing is really unattractive . henry : maggie -- maggie : no , and it 's not changing my mind , henry . henry : wait . [ scene_break ] greenlee : how could you hit on an innocent girl like maggie stone ? carlos : i was n't hitting on her . i was enjoying myself . greenlee : oh , well you must have done something to make her boyfriend -- carlos : ex - boyfriend . greenlee : go medieval on you . what are you doing ? do n't walk away from me . suzanne : was tonight wicked enough for you ? carlos : i 'll try not to total the bar next time . suzanne : i hope there is a next time . oh , you should take care of that . there you go . carlos : i will . greenlee : you know , i tried to take care of that cut , and you blew me off . carlos : suzanne was concerned . you had an agenda . greenlee : i did not . suzanne ? you were cruising maggie and the bartender ? carlos : think what you want . greenlee : carlos , you led me on for months . the notes , the flowers , the sculptures . i thought that you actually cared about me , but that 's just your basic m.o . ? i mean , does this work on everyone , or am i only the sucker ? carlos : you know , i 'm the fool to think that a rich elitist could have anything to do with the guy that does n't have the right job description or car , mind you . greenlee : you know what ? that 's just an excuse . you dumped me , and you could n't wait to score fresh meat . carlos : you know what ? this little outfit you have on does n't scream `` heartbroken . `` greenlee : you thought i would just curl up and cry about what might have been ? that 's not me . carlos : especially since everything worked out the way you wanted it , right ? greenlee : i wanted to spend the night with you . carlos : come on , you wanted out , sister . greenlee : you barely let me in . carlos : and when i did , you used me . greenlee : i did not use you . carlos : you used what i told you about diane lacey because it was the fastest way out of whatever we had . greenlee : i told you that what went down with diane lacey was just business . it had nothing to do with us . carlos : it 's late . greenlee : so that 's it ? you can just walk away ? ofc . lyman : excuse me , mr. reyes ? we 're taking off . it looks like we have all the information we need , so you can clear out if you want . this is over . carlos : yeah , lyman , it sure as hell is . simone : that was gnarly . mia : sorry . greenlee : sorry ? it 's the best thing that could have happened . yo , suzanne ! a margarita , grande , and keep them coming ! we 've got a bet on , do n't we ? [ scene_break ] maggie : i guess nobody got the girl . henry : maggie , stop . maggie : you know what ? we 've been over this . you are completely out of line . henry : but the way he was coming on to you -- maggie : we were laughing , enjoying music , your music . that 's it . henry : no , it was n't . not by a long shot . he was all over you , and if i had n't intervened -- maggie : you intervened with a right hook , and i do n't need that kind of help . henry : so , what , so it 's cool for you to just flirt with any dog that throws down a drink for you ? maggie : yeah , as a matter of fact , it is . henry : you know , i thought we were trying to find our way back to each other . tia : do n't forget your guitar , henry . henry : thanks , tia . tia : you rocked tonight . so , i 'll see you at rehearsal tomorrow . maggie : you 've got to be kidding me . you go ballistic if a polite young man buys me a drink , but that 's ok ? henry : we 're in a band . it 's nothing . maggie : please . henry : what , you do n't believe me ? maggie : you know what ? i do n't really care what you do . henry : no , wait . look , you 're overreacting . maggie : overreacting ? who was throwing punches in there ? i 'm leaving . [ scene_break ] erica : i would love to have kendall attend our wedding . jack : as a guest . erica : well , i mean , considering our past , i think that that 's a really huge step . listen , are you sure you do n't want some tea , or are n't you hungry ? i mean , coral , i know she left some crab cakes , and i could heat them up for you . jack : you 're going to go fool around the kitchen ? sit down here . this has been a really strange and miraculous night . erica : all right . all right , jack . what do you want to know ? jack : ok , since you asked . are you really ready to start a relationship with kendall , or was this just kind of a one - night deal ? erica : i 'm ready . i 'm really ready . it 's just that i have made a lot of mistakes with kendall , and so i think it 's best if i just take it slowly . jack : oh , oh , i get that . i get that totally . i 'm not suggesting she be our maid of honor . erica : oh , no . i already asked bianca . jack : your real daughter . erica : jack , what do you want me to say ? i mean , what happened tonight between kendall and me , this was a completely unexpected relief . jack : yeah . i 'm thinking for both of you , huh ? erica : yeah . i 'm very ready to have a relationship with kendall , and i hope it 's more than just tonight , but you know nothing can erase the fact that bianca is the daughter that i have completely built my life around . [ scene_break ] kendall : tonight was like -- it was like fate , you know ? i mean when erica flashed to her rape , it was like i was the only person who could connect with her . it 's weird . it 's like the one thing that made her hate me was the same reason that i was able to help her and help her get past her pain . it was amazing , and now my relationship with erica -- it 's never going to be the same . it 's changed forever . what is wrong ? bianca : what ? nothing . kendall : oh , nothing . yeah , right . bianca , you 've been acting like a pod person since i came here . are you meeting somebody ? what ? bianca : no , i 'm -- kendall , just leave me alone . kendall : fine . whatever . you should go home . get some sleep . [ scene_break ] erica : no matter how much kendall and i connected this evening -- and we did -- it 's just , i mean , we have barely liked each other , and so this one night ca n't completely magically erase all that distance . jack : no . no , of course not . but maybe it opens a door . a door through which you can show kendall some of the love that she so craves from you . erica : why is this so important to you ? jack : i do n't know . i mean , does n't it make sense that the child who grew up without you would need your love the most ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : why do we always end up alone ? simone : with each other . mia : but if we 're with each other , then we 're not really alone , right ? simone : so much for kicking off our bet . mia : yeah . what a bust . simone : maybe not for you . there 's a man over there , 5 : 00 , who keeps watching you all night long . mia : really ? simone : mm - hmm . mia : oh . that 's just the guard dog that jackson assigned to watch me . do n't ask , please . simone : ok , so you 're telling me that the only man that 's given us any attention all night long is being paid to do so ? mia : uh - huh . simone : oh , my god . we are so pathetic . kendall : hey , guys , i got your message . simone : hey ! kendall : may i please have a bottle of champagne and four glasses , please ? guys , we 're celebrating . greenlee : what , your fat lip ? kendall : no . this day , this night . the heat finally ended . the rain finally came . you can almost smell the possibilities . mia : stale tequila and beer ? kendall : no , mia , get out of your own head . this world is clean and alive and beautiful . greenlee : what have you been smoking ? mia : yeah , and what happened to your lip ? kendall : i 'm just -- i 'm high on life . greenlee : what happened exactly ? kendall : tonight , my -- my whole entire life changed forever , and nothing will ever be the same again for me and my family . lena 's voice : `` bianca , my sweet . i wanted so much to wake you and tell you how much i love you . to hold you close and promise that the joy you have given me will light every day of our future . but it 's late , so i leave you to dream your sweet dreams and to sleep in peace , knowing that you 'll always be safe in my heart . good night , my angel . rest well and know that you 're loved . `` [ next_on ] aidan : is there something i can help you with ? liza : by the time i 'm done with you , you 'll be down on your knees . tad : doing what ? simone : swear on this stack of sexy man videos that carlos is really history . | greenlee , simone and mia go to sos for a girl 's night out . when they get there , they see the whole place is a wreck and that a cop is cuffing carlos . greenlee asks carlos what happened and if the fight was about her . carlos laughs and calls greenlee and egotistical witch . he tells her that he met the most beautiful woman , and that her boyfriend punched him out . greenlee ca n't believe that carlos moved on from her so quickly . meanwhile , maggie tells henry to leave her alone and to go back to flirting with his band member . jackson goes to erica 's place and finds her with kendall . erica tells jackson about what happened during the storm . she says kendall saved her . kendall tells erica that she 's just glad she was there and that they can start all over now . jackson seems pleased to see kendall and erica getting along so well . he then tells them that he some bad news and that michael is back on the streets . the girls panic but jackson tells them that michael wo n't be able to hurt anyone . he says he has assigned cops to all the women michael would go after erica , kendall , lena and mia . erica wonders about bianca and quickly picks up the phone to call her . at myrtle 's place , bianca sits still on the couch and tears run down her cheek . her blouse is torn up and she has bruises all over . the phone rings but she does n't pick up . she starts fixing the place up and then changes her clothes . she takes the clothes she was wearing when michael came over and puts them in a bag . she goes to the park and throws the clothes into a garbage can to burn them . just as she lights a match , kendall walks by and asks what she 's doing . bianca does n't tell her about michael 's attack . kendall tells her that michael is out on bail , but he wo n't get anywhere close to lena . she also tells bianca about the breakthrough she had with erica . after kendall leaves , bianca throws a lit match into the garbage can and watches her innocence burn . |
bobby : you filed for divorce ? tell me you 're kidding . anita : i hired an attorney . she was trying to serve you the papers , but we could n't find you . bobby : ok , hold on , hold on . i know that i messed up , but that 's history . i thought we were working this out . anita : bobby , you lied to me . you were in vegas with erica kane . bobby : i was n't with her , not like that . anita : well , then you lied to your wife to protect somebody that you hardly know . that 's why i hung up on you . that 's why i did n't want to come see you in vegas . bobby : ok , great . great , you win . show me the papers . where do i sign ? [ scene_break ] maria : thank you . zach : you do n't have to be afraid of me . maria : maybe i do . [ scene_break ] jonathan : so , we 'll finish up the pine valley tour tomorrow ? ryan : brother , that was it . highlights , lowlights , and everything in between . you know , it 's not manhattan , but it 's better in some ways . take a load off . i 'll get us some beers . jonathan : do n't hurt yourself . ryan : ha . the doctor said that i 'll be back on my motorcycle as soon as it 's fixed . jonathan : i like the place . you put this together yourself ? ryan : no , i had a little bit of help . but it 's a good thing you like it because it 's home for you until you get sick of me . jonathan : so , how long are we going to avoid the subject ? ryan : what subject ? jonathan : kendall . ryan : nothing to say about her . jonathan : bull . i slept with the girl . you may say you do n't care , but i know better . [ scene_break ] kendall : what do you want ? greenlee : we want what you promised us . kendall : oh , do `` we `` really ? since when ca n't ryan speak for himself ? greenlee : why do you think he 's not here ? i figured that you might be under some stress , so i decided to get the ball rolling for you . we 're ready to take back your fusion stock , but your enchantment shares you should probably give to bianca . kendall : well , i 'm sure ryan meant well . greenlee : that part was all my idea , too . are n't you stunned at how generous i am ? kendall : yeah , to the point of nausea . i told ryan my lawyers would take care of everything . greenlee : last time your lawyers snuck in a little surprise . our lawyers drew up a plan that did n't ban me from the planet . kendall : you could n't wait until daylight ? greenlee : the sooner you sign , the sooner we can all move on . which , hopefully for you , is somewhere west of the rockies . here , kendall . sign and go . [ scene_break ] ryan : what happened with you and kendall is between you and her . jonathan : smooth . try again . something you may not know about me -- i always wanted a big brother . i do n't mean a dude that shows up twice in 10 years , or never , like braden . i 'm talking someone who gets me , someone to hang out with . i was hoping to put that into place right here , right now . ryan : come on , hockett . jonathan : oh -- oh , man ! no one 's called me that in years . ryan : you still hate it ? jonathan : i can take it . hey , i fell into something with kendall , and it seemed like a good idea at the time . ryan : yeah , man . she 's got a way of fogging up the gray matter . jonathan : and defogging other areas . but i can think clearly now , and all i want to know is if sleeping with kendall is going to affect us . ryan : not in my book . jonathan : cool . so , are you going to give me the 411 on you two , are you going to just leave me in the dark forever ? ryan : ok , i will give you the short version now , and then i 'm done wasting my time with kendall , all right ? jonathan : you can skip the part where you 're tight . i get that . how tight ? were you in love with her ? ryan : it was bigger than that . we were getting married . jonathan : you were seriously engaged ? ryan : more times than spinal tap had drummers . jonathan : why ? ryan : `` why `` ? look at the girl . she 's sexy , she 's smart -- you know , she 's like a little firecracker . jonathan : i meant , why 'd you keep breaking up ? ryan : wow , you used to be so easy to blow off . why did we keep breaking up ? well , you know , sometimes firecrackers go off in your face . i thought she was going to change . trust and faith one day were going to mean something to her , and that day never came , so i finally realized that it never was going to . jonathan : and so you married someone else . ryan : mm - hmm . i gave her every chance , but she just could n't get past her own stuff , so , yeah , i married somebody else . jonathan : and i was kendall 's big payback for you moving on with your life . ryan : hey , i do n't want you to take this the wrong way , but , yeah , she only slept with you because , you know , she knew who you were . jonathan : it 's because i told her . and i swear , if i had any idea that you guys were -- ryan : hey , do n't worry about it , all right ? because she killed it this time for good . there 's no going back here . jonathan : still , married or not , if i were you , i would have kicked my butt out of there so fast -- ryan : just listen . listen to me . me finding you with kendall probably saved me , all right ? you understand ? i finally got it through my skull . she 's out of my personal life , and soon she will be out of my business life and i wo n't have to deal with her ever again . [ scene_break ] kendall : i can sign on this dotted line a million times , and ryan still would n't love you -- not really love you the way you so desperately want him to . you might as well stop pushing . greenlee : call me crazy , but was n't it your idea to sign over the shares to us ? kendall : i do n't really sign anything until i read the fine print . i 'm sure you can understand that , greenlee . you read the not - so - tiny print on your little prenup . those three lovely words every young bride wants to hear -- `` no sexual contact . `` sweet . greenlee : you need to sign right there and initial there and there . kendall : you want this badly , greenlee . i can see that . but i do n't know , i just do n't really feel in the mood . greenlee : no problem . take the night . i can send a messenger over to pick them up in the morning . any time after 10 : 00 ok with you ? kendall : maybe i wo n't sign them at all . i mean , i still have plenty of time to back out . it 's not too late . greenlee : do n't do this , kendall . you were showing your smarts , giving up and getting out . kendall : can i really just walk away from fusion ? greenlee : well , you ca n't use fusion to get ryan back . you 've already played that card . kendall : we 'll see . greenlee : maybe once upon a time , but you slept with ryan 's brother . kendall , what were you thinking ? kendall : i 'm thinking you wasted your time coming over here . i 'm not signing anything . [ scene_break ] bobby : i am not some monster who does n't care about you . everything i 've done , i 've done for us , for you , to prove how much i love you , but there 's only so many times i can say it and have it thrown back in my face before i just have to give up ! anita : well , if you would just admit what happened was your fault -- bobby : ok , fine ! i lied , all right ? i should have come clean about erica . i knew she was there , and i did n't tell you because it was nobody 's business , and i knew that you would n't get it right . anita : you should have trusted me . bobby : why ? like there would have been a change ? we would have had the same exact conversation , only maybe a couple of months earlier . you 'd look exactly the way that you look right now -- hurt , betrayed , and accusing me of being some heartless liar who only cares about himself . i ca n't win , anita . i just -- i just want to throw it all in . just show me the papers . i do n't want to play this game anymore . anita : you know what ? if you had stayed away from erica kane , we would n't be even having this conversation ! bobby : nothing happened between me and erica . she was hiding from her family . she asked me not to tell anyone she was there . anita : god knows nobody wants to upset erica kane . lie to your wife instead ! [ scene_break ] maria : you show up out of nowhere , you 're my brother - in - law 's boss . i mean , honestly , zach , i do n't know how i feel about any of it . zach : i know how i feel . i 'm glad you 're here , and i 'm happy that you 're ok . i 'm surprised that you 're related in any way to bobby , and i have no intention of screwing up your marriage . maria : well , good , because i -- you know , that was a part of my life that i left behind . i never planned to revisit it . zach : i understand why . and i 'm not going to confuse your future with our past . we both moved on , and that 's how it should be . maria : do you ever -- do you ever think about us ? zach : do n't you ? maria : i have n't forgotten . zach : what we had together was rare . now , the days at the casino -- maria : special . zach : special , yeah . and also a long time and many miles ago . and i 'm not here to relight an old flame . you know , i 'm just enjoying the memories . there 's no harm in that , is there ? maria : no , no . good memories ca n't hurt anyone . zach : something 's got you all tied up . it 's not me , is it ? [ scene_break ] jonathan : i do n't know how you -- how you 've been as cool as you have . ryan : what am i supposed to do ? jonathan : go ahead . give it a shot . ryan : what ? jonathan : i 'm not kidding . give me your best shot . ryan : what are you talking about ? jonathan : it might make you feel better . ryan : well , it 's not going to do much for you . jonathan : maybe i deserve it . come on . take a crack at me . ryan : how about i just buy you another beer instead ? jonathan : that 's not much of a payback . ryan : yeah , it is . yeah , you 're right . when i found you with kendall , it was like a punch in the gut , but i needed it , ok ? and i ca n't say that i blame you . she 's pretty tough to resist . jonathan : she has that way about her , yeah . once she gets a grip , you -- you do n't want her to let go . ryan : yeah , a grip like a pit bull . [ jonathan laughs ] ryan : so , lesson learned ? have i answered your questions ? we 're done talking about kendall , right ? jonathan : yes and no . i still have one question hanging here . ryan : fire away . nothing to hide , right ? jonathan : what 's up with you and greenlee ? are you in love with your wife ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : you want to drag this out , go right ahead . stay stuck in your fantasy if that makes you feel less alone . just know that ryan and i have moved beyond caring what you do . kendall : oh , well , that 's rich . and i mean it in a ha - ha sense , not your bank account . you can try and convince yourself ryan does n't care about me anymore , but it 's a far cry from him actually having real feelings for you . i mean , who 's really living in the fantasy now , greenlee ? you actually think your marriage could be real . greenlee : ryan respects honesty and fair play . i have been nothing but straight with him through this whole thing , and he 's grateful for it . it 's amazing what the truth will do . you should try it sometime . kendall : have you told ryan how you really feel about him , little miss truth and honesty ? what do you think ryan would do if he finds out about your sneaky little plan to get him to fall in love with you ? greenlee : no , see , that 's what you do n't get . there is no plan and there is no sneaking . we 'll be working together , living together , hanging out . he 'll either fall in love with me or he wo n't . personally , i like my chances . kendall : yeah , especially if i disappear . meanwhile , it 's a big , fat shame the sec will love to hear about . greenlee : if you even think about going to the sec after you promised ryan you would n't , i swear my marriage with be consummated before you can look up the number in the phone book . kendall : oh , and go up against your tender little prenup ? god , it must be so awful to know that your husband made you sign a paper that says you ca n't make love . greenlee : for your information , i wrote that part . now if ryan and i make love , it wo n't be something casual . kendall : that 's a big if . greenlee : not really . we 've already almost ripped up that contract on the way to bed . i mean , did n't you hear us when you were squatting in that trunk ? face it , kendall , it 's just a piece of paper . if ryan were to sleep with me now , he 'd have nothing to lose and everything to gain . kendall : no , you know what ? you ca n't even begin to make him happy . greenlee : oh , and sleeping with his brother is a road map to ryan 's heart ? you do n't stand a chance , kendall . you 're out of the picture . kendall : i 've been out of the picture for a while now . greenlee : you 're so wrong and you do n't even know it . you were so close to having ryan back . [ scene_break ] bobby : i lied about erica 's secret , and maybe i should n't have . maybe i should have trusted that you would have kept it from aidan . but divorce ? after everything , after all the stupid things i did , that 's what finally puts you over the edge ? anita : you have n't even heard a word i 've said . erica has nothing to do with why i want a divorce . she 's just -- she 's just another rock in the road . and you know what , i do n't even care what you lied about or why anymore . the point is what matters to me is that you did . bobby : you keep changing the rules as we go along . how am i supposed to keep up ? anita : they 're not rules , bobby . they 're respect , love . bobby : so -- so you really do n't love me anymore ? anita : no , i do . i do love you . i just -- i ca n't be married to you . it does n't work anymore . bobby : yeah , well , maybe it never did . [ scene_break ] ryan : greenlee -- she 's wonderful . she 's my best friend . and yes , i do love her . she gives me something -- she gives me something solid and stable . no surprises , no unrealistic expectations . jonathan : got to hate those . ryan : and she makes me laugh , man . she makes me happy . and i do the same for her -- you know , every once in a while . we really do have an incredible thing going , and i 'm committed to us . and that is the truth , and that is the bottom line on me and greenlee . [ scene_break ] greenlee : why do you think he came over to your place ? kendall : i asked him to . greenlee : you beat him to the punch by a nanosecond . do n't you remember him saying that he needed to see you , too ? kendall : yeah , it was about business . those papers . greenlee : did you see any papers in his hand ? it was n't business . trust me , i was there . he was so moved by your generous offer and the incredible sacrifice you were willing to make , he thought he made a huge mistake . kendall : ok , see , now you 're lying . greenlee : i tried to talk some sense into him . i told him what a living , breathing natural disaster you were , but you know , when ryan makes up his mind -- `` i love her , `` he said . `` i want to work it out . `` so i let him go . he came straight to your place , and guess what he found . kendall : you would never let him go . greenlee : it 's the boomerang theory . send him off and watch how quickly he comes spinning back . and i owe you a great big thank - you . when ryan found you and jonathan all naked and sweaty and hanging from the ceiling fan , or whatever you had set up , it changed everything . i do n't have to work to keep ryan away from you . you put the nail in your own coffin . [ scene_break ] zach : something i said , or something i did ? maria : no , it 's nothing that you said or did . it 's just -- you know what ? it 's just that i do n't like this pretending like we do n't know each other . zach : do you want to be honest with me ? maria : no , no . my god , no . look , it 's strange enough to even see you here in pine valley . you 're talking to my sister . you 're -- this is where my life is . zach : i told you , today was a coincidence . maria : but it 's a very weird one , you have to admit . i mean , come on . you just show up out of the blue . you practically show up at my feet . it brings up a lot of questions . zach : why did n't you ask me ? maria : well , there 's a lot of things that you and i did not know about each other . zach : did n't need to know . maria : that 's part of what drew us together . zach : no , it 's more than that . maria : but all my secrets are out . what about you ? tell me your secrets . who are you ? where did you come from ? zach : you know what i 'm thinking about ? i 'm thinking about whole days of swimming and making love . maria : yeah , we did that a lot . maria : zach , how long was it ago that you picked me up hitchhiking ? zach : two weeks , four days , three hours , and 20 minutes . why ? maria : because -- i do n't know -- you still do n't really know anything about me . zach : i do n't ? maria : uh - uh . zach : hmm . i know you like to sleep on your right side . i know you prefer beethoven over handel . and i know you do n't like marshmallows in your hot chocolate . maria : you 're incredible . you know that ? you 're really amazing . what other guy would even -- zach : hey , that 's your first mistake . you 've never met anyone like me before . maria : no one that i can remember , anyway . well , i certainly have never met anyone who 'd make a gourmet meal out of pasta and hot chocolate . zach : i will tell you something about myself if you like . maria : if you want . zach : i like to live in the here and now . maria : ok . that 's very new agey . i 'm afraid you 're going to start waking me up at 5 : 00 in the morning , making me do tai chi or something crazy , drinking , like , wheat grass or something . zach : no . i mean , i do n't plan that far ahead . i -- the past and the future -- someone else can have that . but right here , right now ? that 's mine . it 's ours . and i would n't change a thing . maria : my whole life is on the front page , so you know why i did n't tell you my secrets . what about you ? zach : it does n't matter now . maria : oh , yes , it does , because my whole life is a big open book to you , and yours -- zach : i 'm the great american success story . you 're happily married . you 're happy , right ? maria : yes . yeah , i told you that . [ scene_break ] bobby : it must be so nice to be so sure of yourself all the time . i mean , how easy is it to live in a world that 's so black and white ? anita : you ca n't actually think that this is easy for me . bobby : i 'm just stunned that every time something happens , you know instantly exactly what to do , how to deal . anita : it all goes back to the lie , bobby . why would you risk it ? bobby : i do n't know . erica was desperate for me not to tell , and maybe i saw a bit of myself in her . she was lost . you know , she let her family down in a major way . i 've been there . anita : and that 's all it took ? bobby : you do n't get it because you 've never been an outsider . you 've never had to see total disappointment in the eyes of someone you really love . maybe i was right about us . we are truly the living example of how opposites attract . i 'm flawed and you 're perfect . anita : i am not perfect . but i 'm not going to start screwing up just so that i can understand you better . bobby : it does n't matter now . you filed for divorce . it 's what you want . anita : you 're so wrong , bobby . this is the last thing that i want . [ scene_break ] ryan : you know , i 'm so done talking about me . honestly , i 'm really not all that interesting . jonathan : really ? i -- ryan : oh , that 's funny . jonathan : yeah . ryan : really funny . all right , what about you , hockett ? you all done with princeton ? jonathan : graduated with honors and an mba , third in my class . ryan : what ? third ? jonathan : yeah . ryan : what happened to first ? i 'm kidding . that 's unbelievable ! why did n't you call me ? i would have loved to see you graduate . jonathan : oh , i just figured you were busy . ryan : i 'm never too busy to brag on my brother . honors , huh ? jonathan : yeah . yeah , well , that and three bucks ought to get me a latte . ryan : come on , now . you 're smart , you 're single . you got your whole life ahead of you . you do n't want to get tied down to something you 're not sure of anyway , right ? jonathan : that 's what i keep telling them . i 've had some sweet offers from some major players . but the truth is priority number one was to come to pine valley and find you . ryan : and here you are . objective accomplished . jonathan : besides , who better to get career advice from than my own family mogul ? ryan : yeah . i have an idea . jonathan : about ? ryan : about what job you should take . jonathan : what , are you psychic now ? you do n't even know what the choices are . ryan : well , i do n't need to . third in your class . you 're already fielding offers from the big boys . you 're intelligent . you know , you 're charming , you 're savvy . jonathan : ah -- ryan : i say that we kill the proverbial two birds with one job . you come work for me . [ scene_break ] kendall : here 's what i know about you , greenlee . all you have to do to lie is open your mouth . greenlee : if i wanted to lie to you , i could have done a whole lot better than tell you that my husband still had feelings for you and wanted you back . really . kendall : well , then why tell me ? greenlee : so you know that this time ryan truly is done with you . if i even had the teensiest bit of doubt , i would have kept that information to myself . instead , my big , hunky boomerang is back where he belongs . i know you 'd never believe me , but i brought these papers over to save you some grief so you would n't have to see the look of disgust and disappointment in ryan 's eyes . kendall : he really was going to give me another chance ? greenlee : completely past tense now . i know it must hurt , but you can save yourself so much pain . all you need to do is sign those papers , cash your check , and head for the hills . kendall : well , maybe i should talk to ryan and see what he has to say about this . greenlee : fair warning -- dragging ryan 's brother into this last betrayal is something that ryan ca n't forgive . you can beg , you can grovel , you can cry until your mascara runs . ryan 's never going to give you another chance . [ scene_break ] jonathan : i 'm not the kid you used to know , ry . you do n't know what kind of man i am , what kind of businessman . ryan : you 're rig . consider this my chance to find out . unless , of course , you do n't want to come work for me , which i would understand . jonathan : no . god , it 's not that . it 's just -- ryan : what ? what ? what is it ? jonathan : i do n't want you to think that 's why i came here . really , i wanted us to reconnect . ryan : well , what better way ? and do n't think that , you know , i expect you to give me a deal . i know third in your class does not come cheap . i will outnegotiate those other companies . look , bottom line -- you will be working for cambias , and cambias will be lucky to have you . jonathan : this is so great . ryan : and you know what , just to prove to you that i wo n't be doing you any favors -- you mess up , and i 'll fire you . look , man , you have to know that not a day goes by where i do n't think about leaving you and our sister in that asylum that we called a house . and i was n't sure -- jonathan : hey , do n't . we did ok . ryan : you heard from erin ? jonathan : she 's at uc , santa cruz . ryan : what ? that little brat ? what 's she like ? jonathan : weird in a really great way . she 's going all granola , so she 's going to end up probably being some amazing artist or saving whales or something . look , we talk all the time , watch each other 's back . we always have . ryan : i 'm sure she hardly even remembers me . jonathan : sure she does . hey , hey , we did n't blame you for taking off . ryan : really ? jonathan : we were a little ticked at first , but that 's just because we missed you so much . ryan : yeah , me , too . jonathan : you ever -- you ever hear from braden ? ryan : no . jonathan : just disappeared ? hey , you remember this ? this was the last picture i had of us before you took off . ryan : this was back when it all started to blur together . jonathan : dad shoved you like he always did . but you shoved back . i never saw anybody fight back before . it was raining that day . it 's funny what sticks in your mind . it took a lot of guts . ryan : you know i had to go . jonathan : i know . look at that kid 's hero worship , huh ? i guess that 's what having a big brother is all about . [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'll have my lawyer go over these in the morning , and we 'll kindly get back to you . greenlee : think about this , kendall . you said you could n't stand to be around me and ryan . if you 're rethinking your plan , think about how it will be now seeing him every day , knowing you were so close to having him back . kendall : what part of `` leave `` do n't you understand ? greenlee : you slept with jonathan , and it cost you everything . if ever there was a time to cut and run , this is it . you have nothing left to fight for . spare yourself any more pain . spare ryan . sign those papers . [ scene_break ] anita : you ca n't think that this divorce will make me happy . i do n't want to give up on us . bobby : then why are you doing it ? anita : because it ca n't be worse than living with someone that wo n't be honest . i swear to god , bobby , find a fix - it for that , and maybe we have a shot . bobby : well , short of wearing a lie detector every time we have a conversation or wearing one of those bracelets they put on criminals to keep track of the whereabouts , i -- anita : you know , i actually thought that you would have a real answer . bobby : there is no answer , anita . you 'll never be satisfied . and -- and i 'll never be good enough for you . anita : that is not fair . bobby : i 'd love for you to give me another chance , but -- you know , i just -- i 'm not going to get it right , and i do n't want to put you through that again . i love you , but i 'm going to get a lawyer . ok ? it 's over . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey ! where you been ? greenlee : i went to see kendall . ryan : and here you are in one piece . greenlee : i wanted to see if she would sign over her shares now so she could just leave . ryan : and how 'd that go ? greenlee : how do you think ? i left the papers there so her lawyers could check them in the morning . her idea , not mine . ryan : no surprise there . she wants to keep us guessing , but i 'm all out of guesses for her . greenlee : can i ask you something ? ryan : of course . shoot . greenlee : will she do it ? you know her better than anyone . ryan : well , i thought i did . greenlee : will she sign over her shares to us ? i do n't care about the shares . will kendall leave town like she promised so that we can have some peace ? ryan : well , kendall 's the only one that can answer that , but we will find out soon enough . greenlee : i 'm wiped . i just want to crawl under my covers and go to bed . ooh , ooh -- jonathan : sorry . greenlee : sorry . jonathan : well , it 's official . sister - in - law , first awkward moment . greenlee : i forgot . but you 're family now , so just make yourself at home . jonathan : is there anything you needed from my room ? greenlee : i just wanted to make sure that you had enough blankets . jonathan : it 's 95 degrees outside . humidity 's about 80 % . keep the blankets . greenlee : you have n't met our air conditioning . then i guess we should get to bed , too . right , sweetie ? ryan : ok , hon . and i 'm not going to need any blankets , either . jonathan : i made it . i 'm here . ryan : greenlee , sweetie , i 'm going to take the left side of the bed , ok ? greenlee : go ahead . ryan : that tube in there that looks like toothpaste -- it 's not . greenlee : figured it out already . ryan : knew you would . greenlee : i use two pillows . ryan : what are you doing to me ? greenlee : what , you need another blanket ? ryan : look at you . greenlee : what , my pjs ? ryan : pjs ? greenlee , i 've seen pjs . those are not pjs . those are lethal . greenlee : it 's hot out . i always wear this when it 's hot . well , that 's not exactly true . sometimes i sleep in nothing at all . would that be better ? ryan : yeah , that 'd be great if i was dead . greenlee : i know how you are when you 're determined , ryan . you can do this . ryan : i can do this . i can do this . greenlee : we 've slept in the same bed before . i know you keep your hands to yourself . ryan : not my hands i 'm worried about . greenlee : we could draw an imaginary line down the middle of the bed . ryan : sure , i 'll picture the grand canyon . [ greenlee laughs ] ryan : hey , if i turn up the air conditioning , would change into something , like , old and dumpy and ugly ? greenlee : right , like i own anything like that . ryan : i got a trash bag . i could cut some holes in it . hey ! greenlee : sleep , lavery . ryan : so that 's what the second pillow is for . fine . ok . already asleep . [ scene_break ] zach : it 's been a while . i wonder if bobby finally showed up . maria : yeah , i was just thinking i should go look for anita , too . oh , there you are . anita : bobby 's waiting for you on the playground . zach : thank you . it 's good to finally meet you . and thanks for the company . maria : you ok ? oh , honey . zach : hey . what happened to you ? bobby : i just got kicked in the teeth . anita tells me my marriage is over . zach : i 'm sorry . bobby : yeah , well , i just want to blow this place , so , california , vegas -- your call . zach : no . bobby : i do n't think you heard me . zach : no , i heard you , and i said no . you 'll thank me for this later . bobby : yeah , right . i highly doubt it . zach : you walk away now and there 's no turning back . bobby : there 's nothing to turn back to here , ok ? i mean , she 's made up her mind . zach : for tonight . tomorrow 's another story . just give her some time . bobby : i did . zach : but this time you 're going to be in the background , reminding her . once the pain goes away , maybe she 'll remember the first time you made her dinner . and the way you walked on the beach and the first holiday you took together , and the kind of love you had for each other . bobby : look , you do n't know her . zach : you 're right , i do n't know her . but i do know if you give someone the chance to realize that there 's been a mistake , she 'll be back in your arms before you know it . [ next_on ] greenlee : bad boy . are you trying to seduce me when i 'm asleep ? jonathan : ryan 's not here . you 'll have to settle for his little brother again . j.r. : daddy 's got a plan to make this a day your lying , cheating mother will never forget . | greenlee tells kendall that she and ryan are ready to take over fusion and enchantment . kendall defies her but reveals that she is very alone without ryan . ryan 's brother asks him how he feels about catching him in bed with kendall . ryan says he 's over kendall and it does n't matter . |
[ dance music plays at confusion ] j.r. : good , you 're here . can we talk ? amanda : hey . i 'm working , but -- for a few more days at least -- it seems to be covered . what 's up ? did you find seamus ? j.r. : not yet . amanda : any leads ? j.r. : nothing . amanda : did you bring my check for the 500,000 ? j.r. : i have been busy . amanda : conversation 's over . j.r. : everything that has happened , you 're the only person i can talk to , amanda . i was hoping for some friendship . amanda : you know what ? i was hoping for a little -- guess we ca n't all get what we want . singer : come on , come on babe : hey . j.r. : hi . amanda : hey . babe : um -- are the -- these seats taken ? amanda : no , they 're all yours . j.r. : ahem . jamie : you celebrating ? your business trip ? well , was it a slam dunk ? [ scene_break ] krystal : you trying to scare away my business , adam ? adam : no , i 'm here to inspect my daughter 's choice of employment . krystal : colby 's doing just fine . adam : yes , but the atmosphere -- the clientele -- god only knows what -- what sort of influences she 'll be subjected to . krystal : why do n't you leave , and i wo n't tell colby that you still do n't trust her to live her own life ? adam : why do n't you let her father decide if his daughter 's work environment is safe ? no , no , ladies first . krystal : pearls before swine . [ scene_break ] lily : i 'm glad ava told me to begin without her . i have to finish eating dinner by -- jonathan : 9 : 30 . lily : you always remembered that . jonathan : this audition that ava 's on -- lily : it 's for fusion cosmetics . jonathan : yeah . i thought they wanted you for the job . lily : yes , but i do n't like making faces into a camera . but ava does . she told me that she 's practiced a `` bazillion times . `` which is n't a real number , but apparently , it means `` a lot . `` ava went as me . and when kendall sees how good of a model she is , she 'll hire her . and it must be working , because she 's very late . [ scene_break ] annie : i will work with anyone , but not her . greenlee : because you ca n't take it . annie : you are impossible . greenlee : incompetent . annie : arrogant . greenlee : ignorant ! kendall : but no , you get back -- listen , get back here ! get back here , you little lying tramp ! get back here ! get back here , you lying , cheating little tramp ! annie : you are out of control . greenlee : because you 're out of your league . ryan : that is enough . annie : no , no , no . no , no , do n't shut her up . let me have it . give it to me , greenlee . you and kendall are so sure that she 's changed ? listen to her ! there is no `` new greenlee . `` she 's still the same old one , the one who -- who crashes weddings and tries to steal children . bitter and selfish and miserable . greenlee : hmm . and you -- you should n't even be here , remember ? we 're not supposed to be in the same room . it 's not allowed . is n't that right , annie ? you 're so threatened by me , so afraid , you wo n't be happy until your husband forgets how much he loves me . is n't this the part where -- where you tell annie that i 'm lying ? that she 's the only one for you ? well , saying it wo n't make it true . we have a connection . you feel it . so do you , and it scares the hell out of you . annie : i 'm not afraid . ryan : you 're wrong , greenlee . greenlee : denial . what we have is n't over . you ca n't just pack it away . it 's real . it 's real , it 's alive , and nothing you can do is going to change that . kendall : greenlee , do n't walk away . greenlee : just do n't ! leave me the hell alone ! annie : oh , no , not a chance . ryan : no , no , no , let her go . annie : no , not until i am done . ryan : annie -- annie , not a good idea . kendall : ryan , stop . ryan -- ryan : it 's not a good idea . kendall : ryan , stop it . she needs to do this . let her go . annie : no , no . so typical . take your shots and run . greenlee : get away from me . i am so sick of you and fusion and bonding and product lines . annie : oh , trust me , i 've had enough , too . but we are going to finish this . [ elevator stops ] annie : now . greenlee : what are you doing ? annie : nowhere to run . greenlee : you want me to talk ? you get me the hell out of this box on a string . annie : not a chance . greenlee : fine . but i 'm claustrophobic . i ca n't breathe in here . i ca n't think . annie : oh , i know how you feel . that is how i have felt every day since you got back into town . because there 's not enough oxygen for the both of us . you always need more . enough is never enough for you . what the hell is wrong with you ? greenlee : what i said in there -- ryan does n't love me . not enough to leave you . not enough to leave his daughter . not even enough to keep me hoping . annie : no hope is n't going to stop you from trying . greenlee : he did n't look at me , barely a glance . he looked at you . he focused on you . he loves you . you 're the one he 's worried about now . [ scene_break ] lily : i gave ava advice about how to be me . i do n't think kendall will get mad at us that we tricked her -- when she sees what a good model ava is . your mouth is down . your forehead -- you 're worried . jonathan : no , i just -- you know , ava does n't need any more trouble . lily : i 'm getting better at reading facial expressions . yours could also mean that you 're nervous , which means you want ava to do well , which means you care about her to some degree . i 've seen you together with her . i 've -- i 've studied your interaction , which confirmed that -- jonathan : ava and i are just friends . lily : but she 's normal like you . she can touch , and she can understand why your jokes are funny . maybe you 'll fall in love with her . jonathan : that 's impossible . lily : there 's no empirical proof to prove that it 's impossible . just improbable . but there is a possibility . i 'm sorry ! i 'm sorry . jonathan : no , it 's ok . hey , lily , it 's ok . lily : ava would n't have done that . jonathan : hey , nothing 's broken . it 's ok . lily , if talking about this upsets you , we can -- we can stop , or we can -- yeah , maybe -- do you want to go somewhere else , somewhere quiet ? you can use your earmuffs . lily : no , i have these . they were sean 's idea . white noise calms me down . and no one stares at me anymore . people used to stare at me with the earmuffs , especially in the summer . jonathan : you 're ok . [ scene_break ] krystal : adam , tables are for two or more . adam : i do n't see anyone waiting in line to get in here . krystal : you sit at the bar , or you leave . adam : ah -- wonderful , right near the stale corn chips . oh , sweetheart -- colby : ca n't talk , daddy . kitchen . krystal : you want to soak up the atmosphere , then grab a bench outside . if you want to warm up a stool , then place your order . we got some potato chowder going back there . it 's -- it 's lighter than it sounds . and the chicken sandwich -- the sauce has a bit of a kick to it . adam : i 'll have a beer . krystal : you think your doctor would like that idea ? adam : my doctor is n't here . one beer , no suds . krystal : i have some lemonade , adam . adam : oh -- krystal : ok . ok , fine . why do n't i order you a grande - sized plate of fries and a side of lard to go with that brew ? adam : you know , my health , which is superb , is none of your concern . krystal : all right , then . adam : mm - hmm . krystal : fine . we do n't owe each other . never met . anything else ? adam : well , there is one thing , stranger . my wife is suing me for half of everything i own . it turns out she 's going to be getting less than she thought . [ scene_break ] j.r. : well , my business trip -- it -- it did n't go as expected . babe : well , i 'm -- i 'm glad you 're here . actually , we -- i did n't get to talk to you much at your birthday , and -- and you were gone longer than you expected on your trip , and -- i hope that meant good things . amanda : depends on who you talk to . jamie : what does that mean ? j.r. : dad and i had a great time with little adam . thank you for letting him spend the day with us . babe : of course , definitely . i -- um -- it 's weird , though . you did n't want little a anywhere near adam , and then all of a sudden , it was about the a - team . what was that all about ? j.r. : yeah , well , you know , my dad and me -- one minute , we hate each other -- jamie : and the next day , you hate each other even more ? babe : well , you and adam getting along -- that 's just a miracle right there . amanda : yeah , or something . babe : whatever it was , i 'm just glad that little a got to spend some quality time with you . he really missed his daddy , and usually when you 're away on trips , you usually call . j.r. : i was -- i was swamped . back - to - back meetings . i was so beat , i just fell right into bed , and then the next morning , i was just -- right back at it again . [ jamie spies amanda stepping on j.r. 's foot ] jamie : what 's really going on ? if you do n't tell me , i 'll stomp on your other foot . babe : ok , did i miss something ? j.r. : no . no , everything is fine . jamie : babe deserves to know , especially if it involves little a . [ scene_break ] ava : give me a vodka shot . del : did n't your parents teach you to say `` please `` ? ava : please . del : oh , i 'm sorry , kiddo . no booze for underage hotties . ava : come on . i work at a bar , too . this is business , research . i 'll take a beer . del : water . ava : ugh . di : hey . what the hell happened up there ? what -- our talk , ava ? no more pretending to be lily ? ava : come on , di . if you had every dream that you 've ever had come true , would n't you just want to play dixie one more time ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : there has been some money issues . it just hit the papers today . dad 's taken a pretty big hit . he 's down -- $ 100 million . babe : wow . jamie : ouch . babe : well , chandler enterprises is a strong company . i 'm sure -- i 'm sure he 'll just bounce back . j.r. : zach slater has controlling interest . jamie : how the hell did that happen ? babe : my god , j.r. , i 'm so sorry . is that what this business trip was about ? amanda : tell her , or i will . j.r. : i was n't on a business trip . i was kidnapped . we were in the limo . and the next thing i know , we were jumped . and we were put in some basement . babe : you could have been killed , j.r. who -- who are these creeps , and where are they ? tell me the police caught them . j.r. , please , little a could be in danger . j.r. : no -- trust me , he 's safe . jamie : so the guys that did this are still out there ? j.r. : the fbi 's already all over it . babe : ok , well , until they catch them , little a is not going out of my sight . jamie : we need to beef up security at your place . j.r. : no , there is no way that these guys are going to come back for more . jamie : you do n't know that . amanda : yes , he does . babe : i 'm going to get little a now . amanda : do n't let babe worry . j.r. : just hold up a second . little adam is in zero danger right now . babe : how can you be sure of that ? amanda : because there never was any danger . babe : did you set all of this up to take the money from adam ? oh , my god , j.r. do n't touch me . j.r. : will you just let me explain ? babe : do n't touch me , and do n't talk to me . if i 'm anywhere near you , i will hit you . j.r. : unless you can fix this , i do n't want to hear it . [ scene_break ] ava : lily did n't want to be the model , so we decided that i -- di : you decided ? ava : no , we decided that i would go as her as a favor . di : uh - huh , and go in and just wow the women of fusion as lily ? ok , way to work a favor , ava . ava : di , it 's called ambition . no one ever knocks on my door , no one ever gives me a chance . so i have to go after it on my own . so kill me . i -- i took a chance . and they shot me down . because i 'm not virginal , and i 'm not sweet . but do n't they know ? sex sells . all i wanted was a chance . di : what was the photographer 's name ? ava : owen richardson . di : huh . all right . you may still have your chance . [ scene_break ] kendall : i can feel those eyes . burn the back of someone else 's head , please . [ phone rings ] kendall : you know , you really should have more faith in your wife . annie 's a lot tougher than you give her credit for . ryan : i know exactly how tough my wife is , but she should n't have to deal with this , all right ? greenlee is my problem . kendall : funny , annie thinks that greenlee is her problem , too . so she 's dealing with it her way . ryan : yeah , at close range . what 's up with that ? and what 's up with this whole team - sprit - building thing you have going on here ? kendall : this is my responsibility , ryan . ryan : to -- to what ? to what , to fusion , or to greenlee ? i mean , why do you think you have to fix everything for her ? kendall : the same reason you do . because we love her , whether you admit it or not . [ scene_break ] annie : what is this ? some twisted reverse psychology ? you tell me it 's over , ryan loves me , i relax ? then you go behind my back again ? try to steal my husband ? greenlee : look , when i said that ryan loved me , i believed it . i mean , a part of me did . so that 's what i held on to . i did n't have ryan , but i had hope . and then he kissed me , and i thought , `` well , he can still be mine . `` but he was n't . and then he called me , and he wanted to meet . and i thought , `` finally -- finally , he 's going to admit that he still loves me . `` but he did n't . not even close . no declaration of love . just a warning to stay away . annie : as if you would listen . greenlee : he does n't love me . there 's no room in his heart . because you 're there . he loves you , not me . how is that possible ? i do n't understand . [ scene_break ] [ music plays at the comeback ] krystal : i heard it from colby . the house , the company , the stocks . slater got it all . adam : mm - hmm . krystal : well , i do n't want to hear any sob stories or hoo - ha about how much you lost and what it 's going to cost me . adam : yeah , well , there 's no guarantee i 'll recoup any of it . krystal : oh , no . nothing comes between adam chandler and his bank accounts . so do n't blow any smoke about how i 'm not going to get my share . you 're going to get your money back in no time , and you 're going to give me my half . adam : i 'd -- i 'd have something to work with if you had n't gotten rid of that chandler stock . krystal : oh , you mean the stock you threatened to sue me for ? you lose your company , and then you try to blame it on me ? well , at least i did n't pull a class - a felony on you . adam : where -- where the hell is my beer ? krystal : cold - hearted -- oh , oh . i thought kyle fixed this . adam : yeah , wait . what you have to do is you pull it . you pull it , you wait . then you pull it again . treat it nice , it 's the sweetest pour in the bar . krystal : hey . well , all right . well , i guess you -- you are good for something , after all . a little heavy on the suds , but -- adam : yeah , a lot of suds . you know , i -- i knew every bottle and tap and swizzle stick in this place when i owned it . singer : now it 's time to put first things first adam : oh , good suds . krystal : oh . never saw you smile like that over your 100-year - old scotch . adam : i have n't had much to smile about lately . i 'll take it when i can get it . krystal : the best burger in town , guaranteed . man : looks great . thank you . krystal : got everything ? colby : uh -- is that a beer ? adam : one -- one beer . humor me . colby : ok . just this once . adam : can i buy you a lemonade ? colby : dad , i 'm at work . i 'm not even supposed to be talking to you . but , hey , do n't move at the bar , ok ? this is the sweet spot . adam : ok . colby : watch me while i do my things , ok ? adam : ok . colby : i love you so much . adam : oh , you 're not just saying that to get a bigger tip , are you ? colby : i got to go . table three . adam : i love you , too . krystal : all that hullabaloo -- that was n't just `` i love you , daddy , `` you know . adam : hmm . krystal : that was `` when are you and stepmama going to get back together again ? `` [ scene_break ] babe : just when i think i can trust j.r. to be a sane and rational human being , he goes and pulls something like this ? i mean , who kidnaps himself ? who does that ? and -- and then to get you involved ? i am so sorry . you must have been scared out of your mind . amanda : when those men came out of nowhere and chloroformed us , and then they beat up j.r. , i -- i really thought we were going to die . and then , he finally confessed it was all a setup , but then they left us to rot . if adam had n't showed up , i -- i do n't know if we would have gotten out . babe : j.r. -- something could have happened . little adam could have lost his father , all because of some stupid stunt to get back at adam . and then he risks your life ? i -- you know , j.r. is still j.r. , straight to the wrong choices . amanda : sometimes , maybe . but i mean , i get why he 'd want to slam adam . i 'd take the shot if i had it . and there was n't any real danger -- i mean , if it had gone as planned . babe : as if that makes it ok . you two are seeing each other , are n't you ? [ scene_break ] di : oh , and thank you so much for doing this . owen : for you , no problem . di : all right . owen : forget it . di : no , just wait . just -- owen : i do n't know what went down up there , but she 's -- she was n't the model kendall wanted . i 'm done . ava : hey , you 're not the only photographer in the world . [ di sighs ] di : how did the shoot go ? i mean , until it blew up ? i mean , what -- owen : she does n't know what the hell she 's doing . di : ok , i mean , maybe not as someone else , but i mean , she 's ava . maybe -- maybe as herself , she can give you something . owen : and if ava does n't work , who 's she going to be ? ava : i do n't need this . di : hey , what happened to making it happen ? to all that ambition ? owen , come on . you 're here . you 're here . just a few shots , come on . owen : all right . di : ok . owen : but if you give me any attitude , i 'm out of here . ava : all right . di , maybe he 's right . maybe i ca n't do this . i mean , i 've never had any professional experience , except for my mirror at home . di : ok . just be yourself . mm - hmm . it 's ok . um -- so what -- what do you -- what do you like better ? um -- reading , or roller coasters ? ava : uh -- roller coasters . di : mm - hmm . and what do you prefer , monday morning or friday night ? ava : oh , as if . [ di laughs ] di : and , um , you like knitting , or skinny - dipping ? ava : oh , skinny - dipping , definitely . di : yeah . owen : where did that come from ? ava : can you handle it ? [ scene_break ] jonathan : so they have angel food cake . still your favorite ? have them take all the strawberries off it for you , serve it to you plain ? lily : are you going to have your favorite ? a hot fudge sundae , hold the cherry , extra nuts , extra whipped cream ? jonathan : i do n't know . maybe , if i have room . lily : well , you always had room when we we married . we 're different now . we do n't understand each other the way we used to , but we still know what each other likes , and that has n't changed . jonathan : no , it has n't . here , woman in red . lily : thank you . you can still help me , but i ca n't help you anymore . that 's why we 're different . that 's why we 're not a good fit . jonathan : i know . there 's no going back . [ scene_break ] ryan : i am not in love with greenlee . kendall : neither am i . though , my mother once thought we were having an affair . the point is , ryan , we love greenlee because she 's greenlee . i mean , we can be mad as hell at her , but we ca n't hate her . she 's our family . you 're the one who made me see that , and now you want to shut her out ? ryan : it 's just i 'm -- i 'm tired . i 'm done with all the drama . i mean , she 's sucking all the energy out of me . i 'm barely holding on to my own family , and it 's because of her , and she wants even more . kendall : she needs help . ryan : i need help . i need your help . i need you to stop trying to control something that you ca n't control , all right ? annie and greenlee will never be friends . so do n't try to push something that 's only going to blow up -- even more than it already has . kendall : ok , see , i used to think that about greenlee and me . there was no way that we could be friends . i mean , we got forced into this whole partnership , and we were horrible to each other . we hurt each other . but now , look at us . we 're -- we 're getting together again . and it 's good . and if that 's possible , then why not annie and greenlee ? when those doors open right now , they -- they just might walk out as friends . [ scene_break ] greenlee : are we done ? annie : not yet . greenlee : ryan loves you , ok ? it 's over . i give . not me , you , forever and ever and ever and ever . now , please , just let me the hell out of here . [ when annie opens the elevator door , greenlee runs out breathless ] greenlee : oh ! kendall : greenlee , let -- let me take you to the lounge . greenlee : do n't -- kendall : get you some tea or water . greenlee : do n't touch me . they 'll think i 'm playing the pity angle . i 'm not . kendall : i know . greenlee : then stop looking at me like that . kendall : i just want to help . greenlee : and i want to forget , all of it . total and complete humiliation , again . i am getting so damn good at this . kendall : greenlee , do n't beat yourself up . greenlee : oh , enough team tuning for one day , kendall , ok ? i 'm just -- i 'm all tuned out . kendall : what happened in there ? greenlee : i 'll find a way to unlove you , ryan . i have to . annie : greenlee claims to have finally embraced reality . she says that ryan is not madly in love with her . kendall : well , what did she say ? does that mean that she 's backing off ? ryan : i 'd like to talk to my wife . kendall : well , no one had to be scraped off the walls . that 's good . great ! ok , i tried to do something to save this company and help this family , and it did n't go the way you wanted , so as usual , i 'm the one to blame . ryan : greenlee really said that she was -- annie : ahem . ryan : willing to let it go ? annie : i made her cry . ryan : are you ok ? annie : i 'm not sure . no . do n't . [ scene_break ] amanda : i 'm not seeing j.r . i 'm not `` seeing `` seeing him . i mean , we 're friends , we hang out . babe : i 'm not busting you . you can date whomever you want . it 's just -- j.r. , i mean -- i 'm not going to go down the list of things he 's done . amanda : thank you . babe : but if you are going to date him , you have to be careful . amanda : look , i 'm not going to get into anything with j.r. no way i would do that to you . babe : this is n't about me . you do n't get it -- j.r. and i are over . this is about you . you deserve someone who has n't hurt you or scared you and who will probably do it again . amanda : j.r. 's a jerk , ok ? he 's a liar , he plays me , and you 're right . with him , there 's always another bad surprise , but do n't worry , ok ? i will not forget what he 's done to me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : my dad 's hundred million dollars -- gone . slater 's got control of the company . the house is on the block , because i was a massive idiot . if you want to lecture me , just make it short . jamie : slater snaked you ? he 's sitting back and laughing ? j.r. : do you want to rub it in my face ? jamie : well , i 'd like to rub his face in it . no matter how much we fight , we 're still brothers . i 'm on your side . j.r. : does that mean you 'll let me borrow $ 100 million ? jamie : ah , a sense of humor -- i 'm glad you 've kept that . [ j.r. chuckles ] j.r. : it was worth a shot . jamie : even if i wanted to help adam -- which i do n't -- i would never hand over that kind of cash . j.r. : i would n't expect you to . jamie : but i will buy you a cup of coffee . [ scene_break ] ava : so , how is it ? is it awful , trashy , sucks , horrible ? good ? di : hmm -- let 's go show the bosses . ava : whoo ! lily : well , i 'm sorry that ava missed dinner , but maybe that means she got the job . jonathan : maybe . lily : i should go home now . jonathan : well , i 'm going to take care of this , ok ? lily : no , we 're not married anymore . we should split the bill evenly . jonathan : i 'm going to flag the waiter down for the bill . lily : with each of us paying an equal amount with 18 % tip , we should pay $ 35.50 . it 's actually $ 35.47 , but i rounded up if that 's ok with you . jonathan : that 's fine . josh : lily , jonathan , what 's the occasion ? lily : there 's no occasion . i was alone and so was jonathan , so we ate together . josh : oh , you look beautiful . it 's good to see you getting out of the office once in a while . lily : are you planning on coming to work on time tomorrow ? josh : i 'm going to try . [ scene_break ] krystal : you know , derek frye 's been coming around . adam : police presence ? not a bad idea . krystal : it 's kind of more like a man / woman thing . anyway , colby 's not too happy about it . adam : why would colby care ? krystal : well , for about five seconds , she thought she had a family -- mother , father , sister , brother , and then it all blew to blazes . she wants it back . adam : what did you tell her ? krystal : i told her i wanted to talk to you . i think we need to tell colby that we love her and that we always will , but there 's no chance we 're ever going to get back together again . [ scene_break ] di : kendall , take a look at this . kendall : no , no , no , no . no more -- i want you out of here . i never want to see you in here again . di : hold on . look and then talk . kendall : hmm . passionate , seductive , hot . who knew ? it 's too bad you 're not what we 're looking for . [ scene_break ] annie : a hug wo n't undo what happened . ryan : what did happen ? annie : we completely lost it . it was ugly , raw . i 'm standing there watching greenlee cry . and i realized i do n't feel sorry for her . and i did n't want to help her , and i did n't even want to slap her . all i could think was , `` is this another greenlee performance ? `` and then i realized i do n't care if greenlee wants you anymore . [ scene_break ] j.r. : if you want to slam on me some more -- babe : actually , i would like to make a toast . to me . i took my ged test , and i 'm almost positive that i passed . amanda : congrats . bust out the cap and gown . babe : what ? trying to come up with a dumb - blonde joke ? j.r. : i did n't realize you did n't have your high school diploma . babe : i will soon . jamie : well , i knew you could do it . babe : hmm . j.r. : well , good for you . i 'm sure you aced it . babe : when jamie was n't busy studying bio - chem , he was making me flash cards on the constitution . amanda : oh . j.r. : yeah ? lots of late nights ? jamie : it was n't so bad . amanda : well , my late nights are soon to be over . i am almost out of here . babe : stop . are you really going to quit ? amanda : it 's time to take a leap , try something different . [ scene_break ] jonathan : why ? why are you trying to set me up with lily ? that 's you . that 's not lily . ava : nope . it 's not what they want . [ jonathan and ava kiss ] [ scene_break ] annie : as of this moment , i do n't care if you have breakfast , lunch , and dinner with greenlee . i do n't care if greenlee throws herself at you , because i finally get it . it 's not about greenlee and you . it 's about you and me . and with all that other noise and drama , i somehow forgot that . you and i are going to be ok . ryan : more than ok . come on , let 's get out of here . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'll have a chardonnay . waiter : one chardonnay -- greenlee : no , you know what ? i should have tea , herbal . and the chardonnay -- just bring that , too . what ? go ! josh : can i join you ? greenlee : knock yourself out . josh : oh -- ryan , right ? something happened ? did n't go well ? well , you know what ? the best way to get over an obsession -- you need a little one - on - one . come on . greenlee : oh -- josh : come on . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] adam : i 've already told colby that there 's no future left for you and me . she should be able to tell that just by looking at us . krystal : it 's called hope . we can flap our lips all we want and swear up and down that it 's not going to happen , but colby has her heart set on us being a family . adam : yeah , well , maybe i can talk to her . krystal : i -- i think it 's going to take more than just talk , adam . listen , colby sees us together like this and -- i think you ought to get your beers somewhere else . adam : hmm -- yeah . well , i do n't want to give colby any false hopes . i 'm sure , well , i can find warm beer in half a dozen other places around here , without the attitude . krystal : and as far as that fortune that i 'm getting half of , i will take an iou . and i do n't want to hear any blather about the money being lost forever , because i know that adam chandler always gets what he wants . adam : oh . singer : ebenezer you must believe her adam : oh . i know exactly what i want . [ next_on ] kendall ( to zach ) : the chandlers have gotten away with way too much . you 're not feeling sorry for them , are you ? [ lily walks in on jonathan and ava making out ] [ on the beach , josh and greenlee kiss ] | amanda meets j.r. in the confusion bar and inquires of him if there have been any leads . he tells her , `` no . `` she asks him if had brought her $ 500,000 and again he lets her know that he has n't . jamie and babe come in and see amanda and j.r. together . adam visits krystal 's comeback bar . lily joins jonathan for dinner and tells him that ava is on an interview for fusion cosmetics . annie argues with greenlee right in front of kendall and ryan . greenlee spouts out at annie that she wo n't be satisfied until ryan forgets how much he loves her . in the comeback bar , adam tries to have a civil conversation with krystal . greenlee rushes into the elevator and annie follows her and then stops it between floors . thanks to di , ava has another picture session with the photographer . jonathan and lily have dinner together , but lily insists on splitting the bill . krystal lets adam know that derek frye had been visiting the bar quite a bit . the pictures from the photo shoot come out perfect and di ca n't wait to show them to kendall . when kendall sees the photos , she is taken aback by them , but hands them back to ava . she tells ava that she can not use them . ava goes home and meets up with jonathan outside the door . ava shows him the pictures and they kiss . j.r. confesses to babe that he was behind the kidnapping . babe realizes that j.r. will never change . greenlee admits that ryan no longer loves her . annie finally agrees to let greenlee out of the elevator . greenlee realizes that she must find a way to forget ryan . greenlee has a cup of coffee in the bar when josh asks if he can join her . annie finally admits that ryan loves her and that greenlee is not an issue between them . |
samuel : ah , well , that 's nice , but i do n't think it 's my color . erica : you 're a politician . i 'd like you to take a good , long look at yourself in the mirror . samuel : well , i can look at myself in the mirror . but then again , i 'm not your average politician . and i thought you knew that . erica : oh , i know . but does your public ? you do n't need this . you look perfect . [ scene_break ] randi : ca n't even tell now , can you ? frankie : what ? that you got beaten up so bad that you ended up in a hospital and had to have surgery ? randi : i should be getting out of here real soon . frankie : if i sign your release . randi : why would n't you ? frankie : look , i heard from the police today . fletcher is getting out today as well . and i 'm not going to sign any release until i know your boyfriend ca n't land you in the e.r . again . [ scene_break ] colby : it does n't make sense . maybe i 'm just hung over or dreamy . that works . dré : what part does n't make sense ? we may have killed someone last night . cassandra : ok , look . we do n't know anything for sure , for sure . dré : so -- so what ? we should just forget about it ? just forget that we hit something in the road last night ? just forget that we may be the reason that some guy is getting cut up in the morgue today ? [ scene_break ] angie : listen , it 's going to take the coroner a while to perform the autopsy . so , you -- you should go out . get some sun , a movie , anything . annie : a movie . angie : what , did i say something ? ryan : no , it -- it 's ok . just annie , um , annie was at a movie when richie died , so -- angie : oh , annie , i 'm sorry . annie : everything in my life is about richie . again . just like when he was alive . even in death , he just wo n't leave me alone . [ scene_break ] zach : wow . so much for decorating . jesse : come on , you do n't like it ? my apologies . we 've been a little preoccupied around here lately , like with that body you found out on -- zach : corpse , jesse . corpse . he was dead when i got there . we 've done this already . jesse : autopsy today . could be new news . fibers , hair samples . maybe nothing about that accident was actually an accident . zach : you think someone killed him on purpose ? jesse : well , around here , we would call that a homicide . and we would call you , the man that found the body , a person of interest . [ scene_break ] angie : i have rounds to make , but , annie , if you need anything -- ryan : yeah , thank you , angie . i really appreciate it , ok ? angie : this must be very difficult for her . ryan : it is . it is . but i have to say that , um , even before this , she was kind of acting a little -- angie : what ? [ ryan sighs ] ryan : never mind . it 's not important . angie : listen , ryan . if annie needs more help -- more help than you can give her -- just page me . ryan : thank you . ok . hey . maybe angie 's right . maybe we should get out of here for a little while , you know ? get some fresh air or something . annie : she 's right . you 're right . i -- i want to go , but , um -- but i ca n't . i mean , they 're going to -- they 're going to cut him , ryan . they 're going to cut my brother . and they would n't do that if he was n't really dead . so that means that he 's really gone , and there 's no way that i can undo it . it 's -- it 's -- it 's done , and i ca n't change it . [ scene_break ] jesse : did you interview the neighbor directly behind ? officer : well -- jesse : do it again . officer : yes , sir . jesse : thanks . zach : wow . nice . you 're in your element . jesse : yeah , you look pretty comfortable yourself , man . no excessive swallowing or sweaty palms . zach : what do i have to be nervous about ? i did n't kill the guy . i told you that . and as far as the moment when you realized i 'm telling the truth , that 's beyond my control . jesse : that 's good . i like that . but you did say that you should have killed that guy when you had the chance . zach : that 's all you got ? jesse : well , that , and you standing over the dead body of the guy that you said you should have killed ! come on , zach . you told me yourself that i should treat you as a suspect . so far , it 's working for me . zach : well , now , i 'm telling you to count me out . does that work for you ? jesse : you had motive . you had opportunity . zach : the killer who is standing next to the victim when you guys get here -- that 's a fool . i 'm a lot of things , jesse , but i 'm not that . [ scene_break ] dré : i knew i should have stopped . colby : stopped when ? cassandra : when we hit something . colby : was that before i ticked off corrina ? i got the maddest text from her . too bad i have no idea what i did . cassandra : ok , you hit on ren like a page six party girl , but that 's besides the point . could you focus ? we went to drag you home , in your car -- colby : and then , you decided to play `` run down the psycho `` ? dré : i had one drink hours before we left . you were plastered and whining about how drunk you were . cassandra : yeah ! and it 's not like dré wanted to drive . i mean , he did n't really have a choice . colby : so -- so this is all my fault ? thanks , guys . really . dré : you know , i know how it could have happened . i know exactly . richie novak was on the run after being pepper sprayed and knocked unconscious . richie : go to hell , pine valley ! i 'm out of here ! dre 's voice : he probably never saw us coming . colby : i need some water . i need water . dré : ok , ok , ok . hey , check the pocket on my backpack right here . colby : where ? dré : right down here . i got -- i got a bottle of water down here . dre 's voice : my head was turned just a few seconds . [ car screeching and crashing ] dré : whoa ! what the hell ? colby : [ in drunken voice ] easy , please ! cassandra : dré , you just hit something . dré : just a regular night . hanging out . except somebody 's dead , and it looks like i killed him . the senatorial candidate 's son . [ scene_break ] interviewer : you two ready ? erica : yes , always . and you ? samuel : i 'll try to keep up . erica : we 'll see . interviewer : you two seem pretty comfortable for a prosecutor and prosecuted . erica : oh , we 're way past that , now , are n't we ? samuel : uh , she even had me on her show right here in the detention center , and credited me for her show `` new beginnings `` being here at all . erica : and you thought that i was teasing you about being the one to put me in prison . samuel : uh , the man we have to thank is a man who put `` new beginnings `` behind bars ? i -- i felt there might have been a little snark in that one , yeah . erica : when what really happened is that i gave you credit for being such a bold thinker . a man who would n't settle for the status quo . a man who was n't intimidated . i mean , you went and spoke to the federal board of prisoners , and -- and you got them to agree to do something that some might say was incredibly unorthodox . actually , i was complimenting you . you just assumed that i was mocking you . samuel : well , after knowing ms. kane for a little while , there 's very little i would assume . [ erica giggles ] erica : `` ms. kane . `` that 's for your benefit . actually , he does usually call me erica . interviewer : usually ? now , how often do you two speak ? samuel : ah -- what erica is referring to is we spent a little time in solitary together . interviewer : was your time in confinement particularly disturbing ? erica : yes . yes , it was . at first , it was unnerving , but very , very quickly after that , quite frankly , it became terrifying . it was actually mr. woods who got me out . interviewer : i 'm referring to your time accidentally locked in with mr. woods . erica : i see . well , that was actually enlightening . that 's really why we 're both here , together , giving you this interview today . interviewer : this is a man you have every reason to despise . yet you do n't . why is that ? is there more to this story than you 're sharing with the public ? [ scene_break ] randi : you want to do that -- play tough with me ? tell me what i ca n't and can do ? frankie : that 's not what i 'm doing . randi : it 's not ? you set me up . you told fletcher i turned on him . you get him over here -- frankie : oh , god , look . i 'm not the one who told fletcher to start beating up on you again . that 's all him . besides , you 're the one putting up with -- randi : you want to be in charge of me , too , right ? good thing mommy took you off the case . frankie : yeah , you 're going to get all tough , huh ? you 're probably going to spike your blood pressure . look , you want to be here , be here . you could be here forever . we can put your name outside the door , we can have your mail delivered -- randi : do n't even get me started with your moms , who thinks i 'm the biggest mess she 's ever seen -- frankie : and that thing you do with your lips . you hold them so tight , the circulation might cut off . you need an amputation , or a transplant . well , we got to get you on the transplant list first . it 's just -- randi : what did you say about my lips ? frankie : yeah . that -- that thing you do . it 's -- let me see if i can get this . [ randi laughs ] frankie : yeah . randi : i do n't do that . frankie : i got you . yeah , you do . you do that . you just -- you go just like this . look . you go -- randi : stop . [ randi laughs ] randi : you 're not even funny . frankie : ow . i guess you were choking , not laughing ? randi : just surprised you , uh , stopped playing god long enough to have a personality . frankie : i do know what , though . that brain and mouth of yours is working mighty fine , i see . randi : you know what ? you 're lucky i do n't get out this bed and smack you up . what ? you think i do n't know how to defend myself ? frankie : well , maybe i got confused from all the bruises and broken bones . randi : do me a favor . do n't start again , all right ? do n't get me all mad . frankie : oh , i guess i 'll just have to make you laugh again , wo n't i ? nurse : got it . angie : thanks , carol . frankie : ooh , you should have seen your face ! randi : do n't be all proud of yourself , by the way , ok ? i was n't laughing with you . my sister used to bother me about that , so i was laughing because of her , not you . frankie : oh , really ? that 's a throw - down , huh ? well , i guess i 'll just have to make you laugh all over again . nurse : excuse me . randi , we need to draw blood . you know the drill . frankie : yes , and , uh , i probably should , um -- randi : sure . frankie : all right . randi : bye . frankie : bye . [ scene_break ] ryan : annie , you 're on overload , and i want to help you . annie : you ca n't , ryan . no one can . i mean , they 're in there examining my -- my brother . waiting for -- for secrets and answers . ryan : so that you can put this behind you . so that we all can put it behind us , and -- and we can move on . annie : how , ryan ? what is that report going to tell me ? when my brother decided to become a monster ? why my parents decided to ignore it ? um , is it going to say why my brother 's life and soul suddenly ended up in my hands ? why i was supposed to -- to save him ? or -- or fix him ? or leave him behind ? no , no , no . i failed him ! ok , ryan ? and that 's the only thing that autopsy is going to tell me . [ scene_break ] jesse : i know you 're not a fool , zach . but maybe you 're one of those `` hide in plain sight `` kind of guys . you know ? you figured i 'd come around asking you questions sooner or later . you 'd figure that sooner is better than later . get it out of the way . zach : look at that . you did n't even need me . i should go . jesse : come on . do n't you want to know how you did it ? zach : you are dying to tell me , are n't you ? jesse : ah , come on . you came all this way . zach : all right . knock yourself out . jesse : all right . so , you left the cabin , you wanted to find this guy that put you in that hole , so you went for a drive . and what was going through your head while you were behind the wheel ? all the hell that richie put you and you family through . and then , you see him . zach : well , hello . [ car skids and crashes ] zach : justice served . jesse 's voice : is he dead ? got to be sure . do n't want him to i.d . you the way you did him . zach : how are you doing ? [ richie coughs ] zach : yeah , that 's what i thought . jesse 's voice : you were too smart to leave it at that . voice on radio : slater , do you mind telling me where the hell you are ? zach : i 'm about five miles north of the 77 . i found novak . jesse : and here we are . zach : that 's very interesting . jesse : you know , this phone is going to ring in a few minutes . it 's going to be the coroner 's report . and i could get really lucky . you know , hair , clothing , maybe even flecks of paint from the car you decided to run all over richie 's body with . the call could tell me anything i need to know . zach : or ? jesse : or you could tell me first . jesse : so , does my version of things ring any bells for you there ? zach : photographs may have the bigger impact on somebody who was n't actually there . or somebody who has a guilty conscience . jesse : and that 's not you ? zach : no . guy was dead when i got there . did i want to kill him ? yes . did i kill him ? no . and there 's the test you can run that 's going to prove that . jesse : so you would n't mind just waiting around with me until i get that phone call ? [ scene_break ] frankie : bad time ? randi : you ready to sign me out yet ? oh , wait . you ca n't . [ frankie chuckles ] frankie : touchy . randi : why did you come back ? frankie : well , i have a brilliant idea . your sister . randi : what ? frankie : you admitted that you had a sister . so call her . randi : you ca n't . frankie : i know . hear me out . i -- i hear you . i know things got rough with your family , but , uh , your family does n't know about all of this . randi : do you even listen ? my sister ca n't help , ok ? she 's dead . [ scene_break ] colby : he kidnapped my sister - in - law , you know ? he had babe and was going to do who - knows - what to her . richie novak was a total lunatic . cassandra : so what ? that excuses it ? are they going to give us a medal now , `` job well done `` ? colby : i 'm just saying -- dré : hey , be quiet . all right ? you guys were n't there . you do n't know what happened . cassandra : what ? dré : look , i was alone driving the car . nobody else was involved . i 'll just explain . confess . colby : dré , you ca n't just do that . cassandra : what -- do you know what happens to people who confess ? they go to prison . are you trying to go to prison ? [ scene_break ] erica : sam woods has shown a great interest in prison conditions . i want to encourage that for all my fellow inmates . interviewer : so this bond is purely for public awareness ? you only talk about prison - related issues ? samuel : well , we 're -- we 're both human beings . we 're not -- we 're not on different sides . that 's something the media does . the media sort of makes lines and pumps up the antagonism . it 's good for ratings , and it sells newspapers . erica : we have things in common . we 're both single parents . samuel : uh , we both are subject to , and have to survive , media scrutiny . erica : we both changed careers a number of times over the course of time . samuel : let me see if i can get this right . now , erica 's been a model , businesswoman , talk show host , probably had a couple careers that she 's conquered that i have n't mentioned , right ? interviewer : did you ever have an erica kane poster ? erica : why do n't you ask mr. woods some questions about him ? personally . i mean , such as , `` mr. woods , why do n't you tell us something that your public might be surprised to know about you ? `` your public wants to know the real you . let them . samuel : all right . um -- i was in -- i was in an a cappella group in college . erica : were you ? classical ? madrigal ? samuel : r & b . erica : really ? samuel : really . erica : oh ! [ erica laughs ] erica : do you want to sing now ? samuel : i was pretty bad . and -- and at this point , i 'm trying to get votes and not scare them away . thank you . interviewer : erica , you seem to bring out the best in mr. woods . could he be your next co - host ? erica : well , i sincerely doubt that he would have the time , since he 's going to be on capitol hill . interviewer : is that an official endorsement of the candidate ? do you believe sam woods is the answer ? [ scene_break ] annie : is it -- angie : it 's over . ryan : is there anything that -- that we should -- angie : your brother died from blunt force trauma to the head . ryan : so -- wait a minute . does that mean that he was never hit by a car ? angie : no , we found evidence that richie was definitely hit by a car . his death was most likely the result of being struck by the oncoming car and then hitting his head . annie : oh . um , did -- did my brother suffer ? angie : most likely , his death was instantaneous . annie : so , he did n't -- angie : i do n't think he felt anything . listen , the coroner will have the full report for the police . annie : so , um , then , we 'll -- we 'll send my brother home , and he can finally be at peace ? angie : yes . annie , it 's over . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] jesse : this is hubbard . angie : this is his wife . jesse : hey . what you got for me , doctor ? angie : blunt force trauma to the head , possibly when the victim fell from the impact of an automobile . jesse : that 's it ? angie : you know , we have evidence that shows he was hit by a car . looks like an apparent hit - and - run . jesse : well , maybe a hit . not really sure about the run . thank you , baby . angie : that 's dr. baby . bye . jesse : you 're too much . zach : did you find my name tattooed under his fingernails ? jesse : you got jokes , man . zach : i got no jokes , bro . ask anybody . am i free to go ? jesse : of course , you are . but , hey -- how about we talk about these bruises you tattooed all over richie . you know , i do n't have to charge you for murder to put you in jail . [ scene_break ] erica : so , i just saw the cue for our interviewer -- time to wrap this up . samuel : you -- you see this little manipulation she 's pulled off ? now when i go out stumping for votes , people are going to be focused on erica kane drama . they 're going to be asking me , `` what 's erica like ? `` and how am i going to get them to focus on the issues ? erica : well , what are you going to tell them ? samuel : that 's a good question . i think i 'll tell them what they probably already know . you are an incredible lady . interviewer : i think we should end on that note . ms. kane , mr. woods , thank you for your time . we 're out . mr. woods , as a voter , i just want to say , i saw a totally different you today thanks to ms. kane . samuel : well , thank you . thank you . maybe my press guy will get off my back a little now . erica : so , are you ? samuel : am i what ? erica : well , he just said `` thanks to ms. kane . `` so are you going to thank me now ? samuel : thank you . erica : you 're welcome . samuel : i 've got to go to the road -- erica : i know , you 're going back on the road now . samuel : yeah . um , grassroots -- i 'm going to get out there and let these voters know what i stand for and let them know how i can help them out . erica : and how long will you be gone ? samuel : why ? erica : people will miss you . samuel : what people ? erica : well , maybe one person . your son . you really are too easy , you know . you need to work on that . [ scene_break ] dré : we 've got to do something . at least tell my dad before the whole thing blows up and ruins him . colby : and what ? he 'll withdraw from the senate race ? end up a punch line on some late - night talk show ? cassandra : ok . what about your dad ? i mean , can he help ? colby : hello ? have you read the papers lately ? my dad ca n't keep himself out of the news . cassandra : yeah , but , like , to protect you . colby : how ? j.r. drives my dad crazy , but if my dad could have kept j.r. from getting arrested , he would have . lots of times . your dad . he 's the only answer . cassandra : he 's not my dad , first of all . he 's my stepdad . and no . i mean , if he ever -- if this got out , he would lose his job , and it would be my fault . my mom worships him . you have no idea . dré : well , it 's not your mistake . it 's mine . colby : and my car that you only drove , because i was too wasted . looks like you 're the only clean one in this whole mess . cassandra : clean ? i was the one that told dré to keep driving and `` no , do n't go back and check and see if the guy that we just ran over needs a doctor . just let him die in the road . `` dré : we did n't know . we thought it was a deer or a tree branch . i mean , we had no idea . cassandra : but we do now . colby : what do we do ? who do we tell ? cassandra : no one . we ca n't tell anyone what happened last night . [ scene_break ] ryan : they said the paperwork would be done in a little while . it 's gone -- the fear in your eyes . you really hated the idea of them doing this whole autopsy on richie , did n't you ? annie : i really did want the best for richie . i wanted him to be happy and healthy and sane . but you know , maybe it 's -- maybe it 's true . maybe he really will be at peace now . [ annie recalls what happened the previous night ] annie : that 's it . that 's it . i want you out . get the hell out . [ richie laughs ] annie : what are you laughing at ? richie : well , sweetheart , neither one of us are going anywhere . just stop and listen . do you hear that ? huh ? that is the sound of the tire losing its air . annie : you blew a tire when you drove us off the road , you idiot . now they 're definitely going to catch up to us . richie : yeah , yeah , yeah . i 'm sure . well , i guess you 're just going to have to lie your way out of it like you always do . how about that , sis ? huh ? annie : just shut up and fix the tire . richie : why ? so you can run off to see husband ? huh ? is that it ? you sure can pick them . first there was terry , who was after every junior high girl in town and now there 's this guy , who 's after everybody except for -- oh , what 's your name again ? annie : you are pathetic . you are so disgusting that you had to kidnap babe to make her love you . that 's how your mind works . you are pathetic and insane . richie : well , right back at you , sis . i mean , come on . do you really think getting knocked up is going to save your marriage ? that does n't sound crazy at all to you ? not at all ? annie : i hate you . i really , really do hate you . richie : innocent annie . annie , i 've had it up to here . i am done with your threats . in fact , when i get out of here , you better watch your back because that letter 's coming . annie : shut up . you better shut up . richie : oh , yeah . `` dear ryan , annie conned you good . `` here you go . annie : i will let them track you down . [ richie chuckles ] annie : i will let them cart you off and ship you up and lock -- lock you up . richie : oh , sure . you 're going to go down , too . in fact , you 're going to go down if i want you to anyway . all i got to do is write that letter . every time you go to the -- to the mailbox , that letter could be in there -- that one thing that could roll you right out of the world . i am never going away . i 'm always one step -- [ annie yells as she hits richie with the tire iron ] [ annie gasps ] annie : richie ? richie , i 'm sorry . richie , wake up ! oh , my god . i did n't mean it . you know i did n't mean it . richie ? oh , my god . ryan : hello ? annie : ryan ? ryan : hey . are you ok ? annie : i 'm fine . ryan : you have n't seen richie ? you 're not with him ? annie : no . no . why would i be with -- why would i be with richie ? [ back to the present ] ryan : annie ? annie . annie : i 'm fine . ryan : are you sure ? annie : yeah , i was just -- i was just thinking about the last time i saw richie . after what richie put everybody through because of what i did to him , i would n't blame you if you were done with me . ryan : hey ! hey , stop talking like that , ok ? because i am here for you . i am . you know that , right ? annie : you know those crazy thoughts you have when you 're so grateful to have somebody in your life that you have these visions of what would happen if you lost them ? if i ever lost you , ryan -- [ scene_break ] randi : one of us needs to get out of this room . frankie : then i guess you better find someone to sign your release . randi : fine . if you wo n't leave , then i will . frankie : hey , hey . remember what happened last time you tried to get out of the bed ? randi : am i talking to you ? no . frankie : what ? because i asked about your sister ? randi : no , because you keep trying to get all up in my business , and you 've been trying for weeks . you know what ? why do n't you try calling one of my cousins in puerto rico ? frankie : let me guess -- you know what ? you probably do n't even have a cousin in puerto rico , but whatever . ok . so , big girl , tough girl wants to put on a show . come on . walk . that 's the only way you 're going to get somebody to sign your release , anyway . randi : i can walk . and you know what ? men ca n't keep their eyes off me when i walk . frankie : hey . [ scene_break ] erica : was it true about the singing ? samuel : well , would a politician lie ? erica : you would n't . samuel : i 've got to go on the road . so if you need anything -- erica : yes . what if i do ? samuel : well , then call my office , and they 'll let me know . erica : well , you do know that i 'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself . samuel : ok . so then , if i need anything , i 'll call my office , and they 'll let you know . erica : you really have changed . you seem , um -- you seem freer . samuel : and you will , too . and when you are , watch out . erica : oh , you have no idea . [ scene_break ] jesse : man took a hell of a beating . zach : in custody . you 've got some tough cops in there . jesse : a cop did n't do this . zach : no ? jesse : no . zach : maybe he fell down the stairs in his cell . [ jesse chuckles ] jesse : there was a guard named wallace that was on duty when this guy got beat up . zach : did wallace confess yet ? jesse : no . actually , wallace up and moved to costa rica with his wife . zach : what ? jesse : yeah . zach : i bet he loves it down there . my money 's on him . jesse : well , even better put , your money is with him in his pocket , in his bank account , paying for his suntan lotion . you paid him off , zach . little quality time with novak here ? zach : oh , you 've got a lot of theories -- you got a lot of those . jesse : yeah . well , why do n't we see if , um , i 'm right ? give me access to your financials , huh ? and we 'll see if any of those many benjamins of yours have up and walked away recently . zach : oh , that 's a nice try . i do n't think anybody paid him with a personal check . jesse : you know what ? i can find the proof , and i can promise you that . [ scene_break ] samuel : ok , ok , ok . so if i need to build up my war chest , you 'll come sing , and you 'll just croon the checkbooks out of people 's pockets ? erica : you know , you keep trying to rope me into your campaign when we both know that i 'm a liability . i mean , we can talk , and we can joke , but the fact remains , i 'm a convict . samuel : you 're erica kane . guard : ms. kane , show 's over . time to go back with your buddies . erica : coming . samuel : erica ? erica : oh , no , it 's all right . for once , i get to be the one to walk away first . it 's been a long time since that 's happened . [ scene_break ] frankie : great job . at least you got your pulse racing . you trying to get out of here or what ? randi : you just really ca n't stop trying to be a hero , can you ? [ frankie chuckles ] frankie : look , i 'm trying to keep you alive , unlike some people i know . randi : do n't even go there . frankie : what you going to do ? get out of bed , try to walk away , fall down , teach me a lesson ? randi : go to hell . frankie : you think you 're a tough girl , do n't you ? randi : yeah , because i am . frankie : yeah , yeah . well , you need anything before i leave ? randi : no , not from you . frankie : ok . ok . randi : hey , doc . thanks . frankie : you 're welcome . angie : how is she ? frankie : well , she 's fine -- probably ready to be released , but you know , it 's not my call , me not being on the case and all . angie : is that a dig ? frankie : no , not at all . it 's just a matter of fact . it 's all good . [ scene_break ] cassandra : you guys , my mother was so happy to have me come here and be a part of her town and everything . and she told me how proud she is of me -- was . i mean , god , it would be `` was `` if she ever found out . colby : we ca n't -- we ca n't tell . dré : just sit on this ? cassandra : look , we do n't really know . like , we did n't see anything . dré : the man is dead . do i have to run through the facts again ? colby : we have to leave it alone . cassandra : look , for the sake of our moms , and your dad 's , and jesse , and our families , we ca n't -- we do n't have a choice . colby : this is an all - for - one deal , dré . if one of us blows this , we all go down along with the people we love . dré : ok . cassandra : so -- so that 's it ? we 're all in ? colby : we wo n't tell anyone . cassandra : our secret . dré : it 's done . [ scene_break ] jesse : well , we 've had a nice little talk so far , a little give and take . so why do n't you take it the rest of the way and just tell me what you did . zach : which one ? beat him up or run him down ? jesse : whatever works for you , man . zach : it 's good to see you , chief . jesse : oh , so we 're done ? zach : yeah , we 're done . it 's a beautiful day . the stanley cup 's back in detroit where it belongs . my family is happy and safe . so i 'm leaving . jesse : i 'll be in touch . zach : not without a warrant . richie novak is dead . the only person that cares about that is you . now , i told you i did n't kill him . do me a favor . stay away from me and leave my family alone . ok ? bye . [ scene_break ] annie : if i ever lost you , ryan -- ryan : hey , i never want to hurt you like that . never . annie : it 's amazing . it 's almost as if richie 's death somehow brought us closer . ryan : i 'm going to take you home , ok ? all right . | erica and samuel flirt as they prepare for the prison interview . when she 's asked why she does n't despise the man who prosecuted her , erica claims their bond is due to common interests such as public awareness of prison conditions . at the end , the interviewer points out how erica brings out a different side of mr. woods . after some more flirting , the guard takes erica back to her buddies , and samuel goes on the campaign trail . frankie threatens not to discharge randi from pvh if her pimp , fletcher , is going to go after her . when he points out what she does with her lips when she 's angry , they start laughing together as angie watches uncomfortably from the hall . frankie suggests she call her sister , but randi claims she 's dead . taking him up on his challenge to walk out , randi gets out of bed and quickly falls into frankie 's arms then thanks him . frankie tells his mom that randi 's ready to be released . |
ryan : erin ? you can come out now . unless , of course , you want your head to say hello to your feet . [ hearing a noise in his dark apartment , ryan grabs a fireplace poker and goes to find the intruder . ] [ scene_break ] tad 's voice : we are going to find our daughter . i will be looking for our daughter for the rest of my life if that 's what it takes . [ sitting alone , tad 's voice echoes in his mind . ] tad 's voice : what i 'm saying is this thing has gone too far . whatever it 's going to take to find kate is going to have to be drastic . it 's going to have to be ugly . i 'm saying i will do anything i have to to find her . he 's dead . madden 's dead . wherever she is without madden , she 's going to stay there . she 's going to stay there . she 's going to stay there . she 's going to stay there . [ as tad 's echoing voice stops , jeff appears . ] jeff : tell me it ca n't get worse than this . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you sure you got the right number ? disguised voice : i know exactly who i 've got and why . babe : who is it ? j.r. : some kid . it 's a crank call . are we done here , pal ? disguised voice : i know what you did . i saw you . j.r. : you got way too much time on your hands . harass someone else . disguised voice : you did it . i know you did . you buried dr. madden alive . [ scene_break ] erica : a son ? i have a secret son ? are you kidding ? i real do n't know where you get your information , but kendall and bianca do n't have a brother . zach : i know what madden did . i saw proof . erica : what are you talking about ? zach : there 's a video . he recorded the procedure . [ scene_break ] kendall : no , no . that ca n't be . i mean , that 's -- that 's , like , out of some freaky sci - fi movie . josh : exactly . but jamie and julia swear it 's true -- my dad , donor number one and only . kendall : ok , i -- i knew your father a lot better than they did . i mean , hyper - dedicated , yes , but a complete freak playing , like , super sperm donor of the world fathering baby after baby ? no , there 's no way . josh : no , it 's totally bogus . i mean , my father running an island of pregnant women , his own stable of surrogates ? it 's -- it 's beyond crazy . it 's complete bull . what ? kendall : i was there , josh . i was on that island . that part is true . oh , my god . what if it 's all true ? [ scene_break ] woman : i have a weapon ! ryan : well , that 's good . that means it 'll be a fair fight , because i have one , too . woman : do n't come any closer . ryan : well , then , why do n't you come on out ? woman : who the heck are you ? ryan : my line . woman : i asked who you were . ryan : who i was ? well , i was a smug , all - about - me kind of guy , but i 'm much better -- thank you very much for asking . i also happen to be the owner of this place -- and the fireplace brush that you plan to clean me with . woman : you must be erin 's brother ryan ? ryan : i must be . and you ? woman : annie . ryan : annie . we good ? since we 're past sort of the dangerous part here , do you mind if i suggest a mutual disarmament ? all right . annie : do n't think i could 've done much damage with that -- except to my pride . [ ryan chuckles ] annie : a bit nicked . ryan : nothing to be embarrassed about -- well , actually , maybe a little bit . annie : erin said you 'd be gone . ryan : well , i was in the process of -- annie : she said i would n't be in the way . ryan : and you have n't been -- annie : but she says that you have a baby boy , and you wanted to stay closer to him . ryan : wow , i have a chatty little sister , do n't i ? annie : i 'm sorry . that 's none of my business . maybe i should go . ryan : no , just -- just relax . really , stick around for a while . annie : wow , you may take that back after you hear the next part of the surprise . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , so -- so your father had an island retreat for his patients . i mean , that does n't mean anything . it 's -- why would he even do that ? he 's one of the most renowned fertility specialists in the world . all of this stuff about him inseminating hundreds of women ? i mean , that sounds like some drooling sicko , if it were true . josh : yeah , i mean , my -- my dad did go to extremes . i mean , he did believe in doing whatever he needed to do to further his research , to push the medical envelope , but to -- to use himself as a donor ? i mean , now that he 's dead , people just keep piling on the lies . it 's open season . they 're just trying to tear him down . kendall : well , we ca n't bring your father back , but we can go after the man who murdered him . josh : well , it 's not as if anyone else will . the cops do n't care . j.r. nearly killed you , and they let him off . hell , they 'll probably throw him a parade for killing my father . kendall : no . no parades , no parties . we are going to bust j.r. wide open . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you 're all kinds of fun , but is n't it past your bedtime ? disguised voice : the police would be very interested in what i have to say . j.r. : talk all you want . they 're not big on fairy tales . disguised voice : but i have proof you killed dr. madden . j.r. : yeah , sure you do . babe : just hang up . disguised voice : i 'll show you . i 'll give it to you for $ 50,000 . j.r. : you must be smoking crack . disguised voice : i do n't do drugs . i have better plans for the money . when your bank opens , be there . $ 50,000 -- got that ? j.r. : you got to be kidding me . disguised voice : i 'll call you to set up the drop . i get the money , you get the proof . fairy - tale ending for everyone . j.r. : if you think i 'm going to fall for -- [ phone disconnects ] j.r. : hello ? [ dial tone ] j.r. : hello ? babe : what 's wrong ? [ scene_break ] krystal : what are you doing here ? di : how much do you still love tad ? krystal : oh . [ scene_break ] jeff : you lost a daughter you never knew , and i have a son i may never be able to claim . hmm . well , where do we go from here ? tad : help yourself . [ scene_break ] zach : you all right ? erica : oh , i 'm fine . please , just if you can , can you be honest with me and -- is there really a video ? zach : yep . madden was all about his legacy , and your procedure was groundbreaking . erica : well , how did you know about this video ? how did you find this video ? where ? zach : he had a secret room where he kept his files . erica : here ? zach : no -- on his little private island , his spa where he kept kendall . erica : you mean you found it when you found kendall ? all this time you 've had it ? zach : no , i went back with dixie looking for something to help her find her daughter . i was n't looking for anything on you . erica : and you 're telling me this now because -- oh , god . you 're blackmailing me . so , you plan to show this video to the world unless i give you what you want ? is that it ? zach : i have no intention of doing that . erica : you already have my daughter , so what is it you want ? do you want money ? zach : i want you to be aware that there is -- erica : do you -- do you want me to embrace you as my son - in - law ? that 's it , is n't it ? you want me to condone your relationship with my daughter or you will hold a public screening ? zach : i 'm not blackmailing you . erica : well , then what do you want ? zach : i want you to shut up for a minute . can you do that ? thank you . now , first off , i do n't have the disc . erica : you do n't have the disc ? you mean it 's still out there ? how could you do that ? zach : when madden saw that it was gone , he stole it back . erica : all right , i have to find it . i have to find that now . i 've got to get that back . i mean , people are going to be going through all his effects now . he 's dead . zach : my men are on it . they have n't seen anything -- no video , no copies . erica : are you sure ? zach : yeah , i 'm sure . i think that he probably destroyed it . erica : why do n't i find that very reassuring ? zach : i 'm not a threat to you . and no one 's going to find out about that video from me . erica : unless it 's to your advantage . zach : i honor people 's secrets . i always have -- it 's my biggest downfall . dixie came to me , and i honored hers . erica : so now you have dixie 's undying gratitude and you want mine -- is that it ? zach : i do n't want anything from you . erica : you think i 'm wrong , because i do n't tell josh that he 's my son . zach : your son , your business . give you my word no one 's going to find out anything from me . that includes kendall . erica : thank you . [ scene_break ] kendall : spike has a huge appetite , just like his dad . josh : he 's amazing . i 'm sorry i upset you with all this . kendall : oh , it 's fine . i 'm fine . it was just a shock . josh : yeah , well , i should 've cruised in here with gifts for you and little spike instead of dumping all this garbage about my father and raging against j.r . kendall : you can rage against j.r. all you want . i 'll be right there with you . josh : yeah , well , it does n't mean you have to get involved . i mean , if you want to stay in this whole new mom zone , nursery rhymes and lullabies -- kendall : j.r. almost killed my baby . all his life , he has slimed his way out of everything , so now it 's time for him to get a dose of his own medicine . josh : well , it ca n't come soon enough . thanks . kendall : yeah . kendall : you have ryan 's chin . you definitely have ryan 's chin . you have to . come on , spike , tell me it 's not true . tell me you 're ryan 's son . [ scene_break ] ryan : so i survived a possible assault from a very undeadly weapon . how scary is this revelation ? annie : um -- my daughter , emma -- ryan : is a black - belt in karate ? jujitsu ? she 's hiding under the couch with a spatula ? annie : she 's asleep , in your guest room . but if that 's a problem , i can pack her up and -- and we can try to find a motel or -- ryan : are you kidding me -- before you even finish your juice ? did erin invite you and emma to stay here ? well , that seals it -- you stay , and we 're happy to have you . annie : if a stranger threatened me , i would n't be nearly as nice . ryan : ha . well , some strangers are more entertaining than others . annie : well , most do n't have a kid . ryan : hmm . want to see mine ? annie : oh , yeah . ryan : he 's brand - new . spike . annie : spike ? ryan : spike . you would n't believe how many people do that . annie : it 's a strong name . ryan : oh , thank you . annie : oh , he 's so tiny . ryan : yeah . he was very , very premature , but he 's doing great . he 's out of the hospital . he 's doing -- he 's doing great . look at his little hands . annie : hmm -- oh . he 's adorable . ryan : thanks . annie : is that his mom ? ryan : no , that 's his -- that 's his aunt , aunt bianca . annie : oh . ryan : yeah . ha . annie : that 's so -- an uncle ? ryan : oh , no , that 's -- that 's his stepdad . yeah , it 's -- spike 's mom and i , we 're friends , we 're close -- i mean , really , you know , close friends . we 're just kind of taking the whole nuclear family to a whole new stratosphere , i guess . i do n't know . annie : ah . i see . ryan : and this -- this is me looking very drunk . [ annie laughs ] ryan : but really -- annie : no , that 's cute ! ryan : really , i was just up , for about six days in a row . erin : um -- ryan : oh , hey . erin : you two met . that 's great . ryan , i was going to tell you about this , but my schedule 's been kind of crazy lately , so -- ryan : yeah . it 's cool . there 's a lot of crazy going on with the laverys right now . what 's a little bit more ? erin : well , i -- i did n't know you 'd be coming back by . ryan : hey , it 's all right . it 's fine . just do me a favor and keep her away from the fireplace tools , would you ? it 's an inside joke . erin : and it 's really funny . ryan : yes , i know . i 'm very naturally gifted like that , thank you . erin : yes , you are . ryan : you had to be there , all right ? so are you sticking around ? erin : no -- annie : maybe -- uh -- ryan : yes , no , maybe ? annie : my life 's kind of on spin right now . i 'm keeping my options open . ryan : good . good , options are good , you know ? erin : absolutely . ryan : so , how do you -- how do you guys know each other ? annie : um -- erin : we met in college , actually . ryan : oh . cool . sorority or self - defense class ? erin : um -- we had classes together . we had lots of classes . annie : lots . ryan : good . well , i 'm going to let you guys catch up . i 'm going to pack a little bit , and then i 'll get out of your hair , ok ? erin : ok . ryan : all right . erin : i 'm so sorry . i did n't think he was stopping back by today . annie : i totally panicked when he came in . erin : no . annie : i thought -- erin : no , it 's cool . it 's cool . annie : you do n't believe that , and neither do i . [ scene_break ] babe : was it really a crank call ? j.r. : yeah . some kid 's goofing around with his pals . they even had the voice distorter . must be the latest must - have for generation whatever . babe : so what did they say to shake you up ? j.r. : nothing . it 's just this place , and you 're freaked out . well , the vibes are just way too intense here . babe : yeah . a man actually died here . j.r. : i 'm not going to cry about greg madden being dead . but i know that it makes you upset , so why do n't we get out of here ? let 's go home . babe : so is there a magic formula to erase this out of my mind ? j.r. : little a . babe : hmm . j.r. : go home and watch him sleep , listen to those mini - snores . [ babe chuckles ] j.r. : forget all about this . come on . [ scene_break ] krystal : and i am very , very happily married . whatever tad and i had is -- is history . ok ? we 're friends . so if you do n't have any more stupid questions , why do n't you just go ? di : if it were n't for me , you 'd probably be married to tad right now . the only reason you 're not , krystal , is that you backed off to give him a chance with dixie , with the love of his life , only she was me , and i 'm not it . krystal : why do n't you run that by me again , huh ? di : you and tad did n't end , because it did n't work out . it ended because you loved him enough to sacrifice your own happiness . krystal , that kind of love just does n't disappear . krystal : according to you . di : tad needs help . krystal : he has family , di . nobody comes together in a crisis like the martins . di : he needs more , krystal . this whole thing with kate and dixie has got him so twisted up . he doubts everything , everyone , especially himself . now , he needs -- he needs somebody who knows every little thing about him , who knows how good he is , how kind and honorable and genuine -- krystal : look , my heart hurts for tad and what he 's going through . but right now , my family needs me to keep both hands on the wheel . di : i 've never seen tad like this before . i mean , krystal , it 's -- all that -- all that fear and all that anger towards himself , towards madden , towards dixie , towards god ? i mean , he does not know what to do , where to go , how to deal with any of it . krystal : he lost his little girl before he even had a chance to know her . how do i take away that kind of pain , huh ? you -- you ca n't . you ca n't talk it away , you ca n't pat him on the hand and make it all better . di : but we can be there for him . krystal : it wo n't change anything . with this -- this madden guy dead , the chances of finding his little girl are next to zero . whoever buried that nasty doctor might as well have buried tad 's daughter , too , and tad right along next to her . di : it 's all my fault . krystal : what , are you saying you did it ? what , did you bury -- did you bury greg madden alive ? [ scene_break ] tad : you 're kidding . this is your answer -- chess ? jeff : well , the macaroon did n't help . tad : oh , you 're going to have to count me out . jeff : i did n't ask you to play . you know , when i was living in africa , i learned to do a lot of things myself . it 's true . tad : what ? jeff : i 'm my worst enemy . just when i think i 've got things figured out , when i 'm the master of my universe , i set my traps and wait . hmm . and i end up falling in a trap myself . tad : well , maybe you should watch where you 're going . jeff : i thought i was . i do n't know if i can get out of this one . when i was living in the jungle , i always beat myself . pine valley 's no different . tad : nobody 's beaten you . you have a kid . do something about it . go tell him the truth . find josh and tell him that madden was n't his father . [ scene_break ] zach : all right . kendall : thank god you 're home . zach : got the drugs . what 's going on ? spike ok ? everything ok ? what 's going on ? kendall : yeah , he 's -- no . i do n't know . zach : what ? kendall : i do n't even know if he 's spike . i do n't know if he 's the real spike or if he 's some other spike -- i do n't know . zach : what are you talking about ? kendall : the cambias curse . zach : there 's no curse . kendall : no , your life , your -- your brother 's , bianca 's child . zach : slow down . what are you -- what are you saying right now ? kendall : what if there 's a kane curse , ok ? bianca was raped , my mother was raped , i 'm a child of rape , and then now -- now there 's my child . what if there 's a curse ? zach : there is no kane curse . kendall : but there could be . maybe there is . you do n't know , and if there is , i do n't know what to do . i ca n't stop it . i -- i do n't know what -- i do n't know how i 'm going to deal with this . and ryan , what -- what is he going to do ? zach , what if spike is -- is greg madden 's child ? zach : spike -- madden 's kid ? where 'd you get that ? what are you talking about ? kendall : josh . jamie and -- and julia -- they -- they told him that greg used his own sperm for all of his patients . zach : all of his patients ? did n't you meet some of the women on the island ? they were pregnant -- kendall : yes , but it does n't mean that he did n't look at me and think that was the perfect mom for his 700th kid . i mean , it 's disgusting , and i 'm creeped out , and -- what do i do ? zach : this is your baby , you and ryan 's . kendall : how do you know that ? you do n't know , zach . you always -- you have always thought that greg was evil , and he was crazy . zach : yeah , he 's creepy and crazy and all that stuff , but he also offered a dna test to show who the father was . kendall : yeah -- so what ? that does n't mean -- zach : no , no , no , it means he would n't have done it if he was the father . he would n't have done it . right ? kendall : yeah , that -- that makes sense . ok . all right . hmm , i 'm sorry . i 'm freaking out , and i 'm overreacting , and -- you 're right . that 's -- thanks . [ spike fusses ] kendall : ok -- oh , honey . sweet boy -- zach : i think someone needs changing . you may want to -- kendall : oh , well -- do you think -- do you want to volunteer ? zach : i -- kendall : i think you should . zach : all right . kendall : yeah , i think you should . zach : then i 'll do it . kendall : ok . zach : and then i 'll tuck you both in . get some rest before the next feeding . there . you all better ? kendall : i am a total nut case . zach : why would you be different than the rest of us ? [ scene_break ] ryan : well , you guys are catching up on some serious stuff , huh ? erin : um -- we were just playing that game `` whatever happened to -- `` annie : yeah . you know , all the guys we dated and dumped at school . erin : you know , all the guys annie dated and dumped . one of us had to study . annie : yeah . ryan : right . well , do n't let me interrupt your game . it sounds like a lot of fun . erin : yeah . ryan : uh -- i want you and emma to enjoy your stay , ok ? and , you know , if you need to call -- call me , you 've got my cell . and this is the number at the condo , ok ? erin : thank you . ryan : all right . it was nice meeting you . annie : same here . ryan : ok . see you . erin : you certainly made an impression . annie : not a good thing , is it ? erin : no , it 's ok . annie : look , i -- erin : we can deal . annie : i do n't want to make a problem for you with your brother . erin : no . annie : if he knew why i was really here -- erin : he will not know . and even if he did , it 's not like he would be ticked off or rat us out or anything like that . i just -- i would rather not get him involved . it 's safer . it 's simpler that way . annie : i mean , he seems nice enough , but -- erin : ryan -- ryan is . ryan is 100 % good guy . and if things get really bad , he 's the first person i 'm going to want on our side . but i do not want to put him in that position unless we 're out of options . annie : here 's an option . how about first thing tomorrow , i 'll find another place for me and emma . someplace no one will find us . [ scene_break ] di : how could you think i would have anything to do with madden 's death ? krystal : i quote -- `` it 's all my fault . `` did you or did you not just say that ? di : tad has taken a lot of hits , krystal , starting with me . i was a lie . that hit him pretty , pretty hard . dixie came back , another hit . now , finding kate -- finding his daughter -- that was the only light that could bring him out of the mess i made . with that hope gone , i ca n't help feel some of the responsibility . krystal : but that 's all ? oh , wow , up until now , the odds - on favorite for planting madden where the sun do n't shine was j.r. , but there is a whole conga line of possibilities here . di : do you think i conked him out , buried him , dug a hole , put him -- put him with some refreshments , wired the whole thing for sound ? krystal : you and del and dixie . yeah , a whole lot of motive . total desperation move . the three of you -- the three of you slammed madden in that coffin and waited for him to cave and give up where kate is . only mother nature caves instead . doctor 's dead . makes a whole lot of sense . you think the cops have considered it ? di : well , you want to give the cops a list of suspects ? why not add tad ? krystal : oh , my god -- di : no , i mean -- no , i mean , i did n't -- i did n't really actually mean tad . krystal : no , no , neither did i , but -- damn -- if tad really is as bad off as you say he is , then there could be a whole lot more weighing him down than his missing daughter . di : that 's not possible . krystal : well , no , you opened the door . di : krystal , one thing matters . tad is in free - fall right now . there is no light . there is no hope . now , he needs somebody to help him get to the other side . he needs you . krystal : i -- i 'm sorry , but i think you 're confusing me for somebody who has the time and the energy to play 911 . you and dixie broke tad . so you and dixie can pick up the pieces . [ scene_break ] tad : you have to tell him , jeff . you have to tell josh that he 's your son . and you ca n't afford to wait for the right time or the better time or any time that is n't right now . you got a son and a chance to have a relationship with him . do you have any idea how lucky that makes you ? fate gave you this chance in the wink of an eye . it can take it away just as fast . you better grab it while you can . jeff : tad , i might feel good if i tell him , but what about josh ? i mean , it 's rough enough dealing with the death of a man that he thought was his father . but if he finds out how he was created -- that erica did n't even want him -- you know , i just -- i just think that it things the way they are . tad : yeah . sure . go with the lie . that seems to be everybody 's answer around here . no , wait a second . let me ask you a question . when was the last time a lie -- even one created and kept for the best of reasons -- did n't circle around and tear you apart ? the answer 's never , jeff . i am an expert on how many ways a lie can kill you . and you 've had more than your fair share of experience . you got one chance . do n't mess it up . jeff : tad , i 'm just trying to do what 's right for everyone . [ phone rings ] jeff : hello ? josh : dr. martin , i hope it 's not too late . jeff : no , no . hey , josh . i was just hanging out . josh : i 'm here at the hospital , and , if it 's cool with you , i was hoping to speak with you tonight . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you ok ? babe : long day . weird , scary long day . j.r. : yeah . here , i 'll get it . so beautiful . babe : hmm . i have to be at fusion at half past dawn . j.r. : makeup ca n't wait ? babe : it 's the club . we 've got about a zillion things to do for the opening . j.r. : i did n't have anything to do with madden 's death . i know that you 're freaked out and you have your doubts . i mean , who would n't after all the crud that i 've pulled ? but once we find who did this , you 'll know -- zero doubts . you can trust me . babe : i want to trust you , j.r. , more than anything . j.r. : you got us here , babe . your love , your belief in us . our fresh start is ready and waiting , and i do n't want to wreck it . babe : you , me , and little a , happy and together ? i want it as much as you do . [ scene_break ] erica : josh -- i heard about your father . i 'm so sorry . josh : like hell you are . this is what you wanted , erica . this is what you prayed for , hoped for . erica : no , josh , please , believe me , i -- josh : the despicable greg madden is finally out of your life , forever . dead . better than dead -- buried alive , tortured . erica : i did n't like greg , but he was your father . you 've lost a man that you loved and respected . josh : you despised and hated him . erica : i am so sorry for your loss . i 'm sorry for your grief . i 'm so sorry for any pain you 're suffering because of this . please -- please , accept my condolences . josh : well , thank you . but just so you know , erica , i 'm going to make sure the cops are all over this . no way is my father 's murder going to turn into some never - solved cold case . erica : and i 'm sure that the police will do everything they can . josh : have you ever seen the body of a man buried alive ? have you ? fingers and nails shredded and bloody . he tried to -- to scrape himself out of there . whoever did this and left him to die -- they 're going to pay for it . erica : i 'm so sorry , josh . josh : i 'm putting you on notice . you do n't get to do a victory dance . you and your pals do n't get to slam him . you do n't get to make any crazy accusations or paint him as some flipped - out freak . he 's not here to defend his honor , but i am . and i 'm going to make sure he gets the honor and recognition he deserves . he was a brilliant physician . he was an amazing man . he created cutting - edge treatments , helped thousands of people . and i 'm going to do everything i can to make sure that 's how he 's remembered . erica : it must be nice to be proud of your father . jeff : josh ? ready for that talk ? [ scene_break ] [ babe and j.r. lie awake in bed thinking , then j.r. recalls his recent phone conversation with a mystery person . ] disguised voice : i know what you did . i saw you . [ scene_break ] josh : sorry to bother you . jeff : it 's not a problem . erica : jeff , if i could have a minute with you -- jeff : so what 's up ? josh : this suspension thing really sucks . missing your seminar , the work -- erica : but actually , josh , now that you 've suffered such a tremendous loss , this -- this downtime might be good for you . josh : i 'd like to take you up on your offer to tutor me , if it 's still available . jeff : yeah . i mean , how did you put it , though ? my `` charitable tutoring , `` was it ? josh : i was a jerk . jeff : well , you got a mouth and a wicked temper . but you 're gifted . i 'd be more than happy to work with you again . josh : thanks . jeff : if you 're free now , we could talk about it in my office . josh : sounds good . erica : but -- but , jeff , i really need to talk to you jeff : we 'll set up your schedule , and then i can give you some paperwork you 're missing , all right ? josh : great . jeff : come on . josh : i 'd like to get started as soon as possible . [ jeff chuckles ] [ scene_break ] [ lying on the patio , tad hears footsteps and thinks jeff came back but is surprised to see krystal standing there . ] tad : hmm . you lose your nerve ? [ scene_break ] erin : i get that you 're freaked out . but really , this is the safest place in the world for you and emma . right now , at least . annie : but if your brother finds out -- erin : he wo n't . he wo n't because i wo n't tell him . i wo n't tell anyone . we can make this work , annie . i swear to you , we can make this work . will you stay ? [ scene_break ] kendall : ryan -- hey . ryan : hey . kendall : hey . ryan : what are you -- what are you doing out here like that ? you ok ? is spike doing all right ? kendall : yeah . yeah , he 's fine . i -- i fed him , and he 's asleep . ryan : oh . kendall : so is zach . ryan : uh - huh . kendall : ryan , i need you . ryan , i need you . [ next_on ] ryan : spike is 100 % lavery . let it go . kendall : i ca n't . krystal ( to tad ) : do n't you ever tell me i am a fool for loving you . [ tad bends down and kisses krystal . ] dixie : you think j.r. did it ? adam : that 's why you have to confess . j.r. : get me out of here ! | still , nobody knows who buried greg alive . jr gets a call by somebody telling him that they saw him do it . babe asks him what his call was about and he does not tell her . and he lies awake remembering being told that the person saw him . kendall agrees with josh that if jr did this to greg , they wo n't let him get away with it . josh informs kendall that it 's possible that spike is not ryan 's child , but instead , greg 's own sperm donation . she does not like the thought of that . josh still does not know who his real biological parents are . tad tells jeff he should tell josh that he 's his father . but jeff does not . zach reveals to erica that he he and dixie found out that josh is her son . ryan meets erin 's mysterious friend , annie . she sounds like she might be the estranged wife of that pervert who lily met in new york . and it sounds like annie and erin have a secret they are not telling anybody . |
zach : spike 's out . what do you say we leave fusion alone for just one night , huh ? kendall : the new york launch is almost here , and my team would rather cat- fight than brainstorm . it 's annie and greenlee , back and forth , back and forth . greenlee waves the white flag and annie 's the winner of ryan . zach : is n't that a good thing ? kendall : yeah , if it were someone else it would be . but greenlee is not a good loser . [ scene_break ] greenlee : this is supposed to make me forget ryan ? great job . can i go home now ? josh : want to be shirts or skins ? greenlee : oh , my god . josh : ok , fine , you can be shirts . you got to take your shoes off . greenlee : i 'm supposed to throw $ 600 heels to the kiddies in the playground ? josh : you agreed to a little one - on - one . greenlee : yeah , one - on - one conversation , not b - ball . josh , i 'm not participating in this useless exercise . josh : you , me , the court , bring it . greenlee : so , what , i play some stupid game of horse and swish , and no more ryan ? josh : trust me . think of me as your sponsor . i 'm going to get you over your ryan condition . but you got to lose the stilettos . greenlee : put your shirt back on . josh : why , do i make you uncomfortable ? greenlee : no . bored . [ scene_break ] [ music plays at the comeback ] adam : oh , there you are , sweetheart . i 'll see you at home . thank you . colby : no , no , no -- wait , dad , you ca n't go . you have n't eaten anything yet . you know , you should try our chicken salad sandwich . or , we have a great veggie wrap . or , you know , we have a late - night menu , too . adam : honey , that 's wonderful salesmanship , but i 'm not hungry . colby : come on , dad , order something , anything . order the entire menu . check out every dish . adam : colby , if you need money , you do n't have to beg for tips . colby : well , the longer it takes for you to finish your food , the longer you have to stay . the longer you stay , the fewer people will be here , and you and krystal will be alone . adam : ah . colby : yeah . adam : you -- colby : yeah , come on . [ scene_break ] krystal : hey . hey , lily . can i get you a soda or a snack ? lily : no , thank you . is ava working here tonight ? krystal : oh , she 's not here . lily : she 's not answering her cell phone , either . singer : you must believe her she 's not telling lies [ scene_break ] [ jonathan and ava kiss in wildwind 's foyer ] ava : wait -- is this because i did n't get the job ? are you feeling sorry for me ? jonathan : does this feel like me feeling sorry for you ? [ scene_break ] lily : ava was supposed to meet me for dinner at the yacht club . krystal : and she never showed ? lily : maybe her job interview is running long . krystal : well , should i be expecting a resignation ? lily : only if ava gets this new job . it 's more in line with her career path . maybe she 's signing a contract right now . [ scene_break ] kendall : when greenlee gets hurt , she does n't just give up . but you think you have her locked in the playhouse , and then she busts out and she has people arrested . zach : that 's over now . just sit down , come on . kendall : no , honey , she -- greenlee is not putting any of her -- the energy that she has into our work . if we do n't get fusion green off the ground , then we 're gone , the company is gone . zach : i will lend you some money , you can work it off . kendall : no , no . no , i 'm sorry . i ca n't depend on you to get my company out of the red and -- zach : stop , stop , please -- all right , shh , shh . do me a favor . kendall : hmm . zach : can we make this house a greenlee - free zone for one night , please ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : this is your answer to heartache -- old sneakers ? too big old sneakers . josh : how 's that ? greenlee : ri - fricking - diculous . josh : come on , you 're ready , let 's go . greenlee : no , no ! not happening . josh : what , are you afraid ? greenlee : of what ? you ? josh : afraid i 'll kick your butt ? what , are you athletically challenged ? greenlee : not even close . josh : oh , i know -- you were the last kid picked in kickball . is that right ? greenlee : josh , i 'm not having this silly argument with you . josh : still hurts , huh ? you were that girl . i see how it is . [ greenlee grabs the ball and makes three baskets in a row ] greenlee : eat that , madden . josh : you know , it 's not bad -- for a girl . greenlee : i got hit in the head by a basketball once , and i said i 'd never let the ball do that again . so , i 've completed your lame love detox . can we get a drink ? please ? i need a cosmo something fierce . josh : hey - hey , hey -- you 're staying right here . greenlee : look , josh , thank you for trying , but i do n't feel any better . josh : we 're just getting started . i 'm not finished with you yet . ok , you 're ready for stage two of the love detox . greenlee : you do n't want to play me -- i 'm a bad winner . josh : you 're a worse loser . greenlee : you made your point . can we go ? josh : do it again , this time with some defense . greenlee : nice moves . josh : you have no idea . greenlee : josh -- this is ludicrous . josh : come on , less talking , more playing . all right , now listen -- imagine you 're the ball . greenlee : be the ball ? that 's all you got ? josh : the hoop is your future , and it 's amazing and great and not at all messed up . greenlee : ok . good luck . josh : me , i 'm your ryan fixation . greenlee : but you do n't look like ryan . josh : come on , work with me here . greenlee : oh , this is lame ! josh : now get past me to your future . what , you going to give up before you even try ? [ scene_break ] kendall : when did you find time to go on a baby shopping spree ? zach : that 's what dads do , they find time . kendall : well , wait a minute . do you think this will even fit the little one ? zach : it 's not done yet . hang on , wait -- this one -- wait . kendall : ok , let 's see . zach : huh ? kendall : huh ! all right ! zach : ah . kendall : this could be good . you know what ? i would like you in a nice little purple mustache . you would look very fancy . zach : stop . [ kendall laughs ] zach : what are you talking about ? no , it 's for the t - shirts . you -- you draw on the shirts . see ? kendall : oh . i like that -- where did -- you 're very clever . where 'd you get that idea from ? zach : i 'm not that clever . no , it 's lily . she found some in a magazine . personalized baby wear , so -- picture messages -- mom and dad to baby slater . yeah . kendall : hey , i like the idea . baby slater is lucky to have you . so am i . zach : yeah ? kendall : yes , very lucky . [ scene_break ] [ ava and jonathan continue kissing in the living room ] ava : i ca n't . i ca n't do this to lily . jonathan : this is not about lily . ava , lily and i are done . ava : i 've seen the way you look at her . jonathan : hey . have you seen the way i look at you ? ava : we have the same face . jonathan : not to me , you do n't . and no matter how hard you 're going to keep trying to put lily and i together , we 're over . ava : did she figure out that -- jonathan : what -- that you tried to trick us into dinner ? no . no , she did n't figure it out , but you know what , it showed me something i already knew -- that lily and i have both moved on . ava : stop kidding yourself . i know you want the real lily . i 'm the knockoff . jonathan : i know the difference between you and lily . ava : yeah . you ca n't have her , and here i am . jonathan : lily 's trusting . you 're not . you make people work harder to get to know you . ava : so what ? jonathan : lily hides behind sunglasses , and you -- you hide behind sarcasm , and you 're funny about it -- in a bitter , cynical kind of way . ava : wow . bitter and cynical -- what a compliment . jonathan : you had to work hard at life . lily -- lily 's always been loved and protected , so she assumes the best about people , when you -- you assume the worst . ava : why would i get my hopes up ? jonathan : lily 's not afraid to care about people , but she ca n't be touched . you -- you can touch . but you 're afraid -- you 're afraid to care . is that why you stood me up ? ava : i was trying to get a job . jonathan : you like me , i know you do , and it pisses you off . ava : do n't flatter yourself . jonathan : oh , ava -- i know because i have the same feelings for you . why ? what ? who made you so afraid to be loved ? ava : this is not some shrink 's couch . jonathan : fine . who made you so desperate that you had to risk your life on the street ? ava : i am who i am . ok ? i 've always been like this . i left home because it was so awful . i 'm not afraid of anyone , especially you . [ jonathan and ava resume kissing ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : game over . prancing around on the basketball court in too big sneakers may have cured you . but for me , not so much . josh : ok , i think we 're ready for stage three . greenlee : oh , god . how many stages are there ? josh : 412 . [ greenlee laughs ] [ scene_break ] kendall : ok . zach : uh - huh . kendall : so -- huh -- what do you think ? for our little conductor . [ kendall chuckles ] zach : that 's nice . you know , real train conductors do n't wear those . kendall : thanks so much . ok . zach : all right . kendall : what is that ? that 's a really nice bunny , or dog . zach : shut up . kendall : or it 's a donkey . zach : it 's a teddy bear . it 's a bear . kendall : that 's a bear ? zach : mm - hmm . kendall : that 's got a tail and long ears . that -- who has a tail ? a bear does n't have a tail . zach : a bear from a different part of the world that you do n't know . calm down . kendall : ok . ah , this one 's a good one here . i love this . today is all about baby message tees . zach : that is nice . kendall : yeah . zach : that 's cool . how about this one ? kendall : `` i love my mommy . `` zach : hmm . kendall : hmm . mommy loves you , too . zach : i got one for spike , as well . kendall : oh , honey , he 's going to love that . spike is going to love all of this . so is his little brother . i mean , if it 's -- is a little brother . can you imagine like a little mini - zach ? what , is there -- you do n't like blue ? zach : uh -- no , it 's not that , it 's a little bit of a sticky situation , you know ? fathers and sons . ahem -- i failed at both . kendall : ok , listen . the mistakes that you made with ethan were done out of love . you have been an amazing stepdad to spike , and you will be a wonderful father to our child , i know you will . zach : i have n't had much of a role model . kendall : yeah , well , your father was a monster who did n't deserve anything from anyone . you had to escape alexander , you had no choice . zach : but i did n't escape him . when i was over at the chandlers ' , they said something , and -- kendall : wait a minute . this is about j.r. and adam ? zach : they said if i had handled my father differently , all those innocent people would still be alive . kendall : forget the chandlers , ok ? they 're just bitter because they 're losing everything . they deserve everything that 's coming to them . all right ? they should be on their knees right now thanking you for -- for paying j.r. 's ransom and for saving his miserable life . zach : i did n't save junior . he did n't need saving . [ scene_break ] krystal : colby , you can clock out . colby : oh , thanks , krystal . krystal : well , i -- i have n't seen your friend the bodyguard in a while . has the goon gotten better at camouflage , or have you figured out new ways to control your daughter ? colby : dad hired the guard to protect me . adam : colby , you do n't need to speak for me . krystal : what is wrong with you , adam ? are you going to lock her up until she 's 30 years old ? colby : i lied , krystal , about sean and the guard . adam : colby , it 's all right . colby : i thought i had to because of the fbi investigation . krystal : the fbi ? why did you need the fbi ? adam : that 's none of your damn business . colby : it was j.r . he was kidnapped . adam : colby , do n't do this . krystal : what ? kidnapped ? what -- what happened ? colby : well , he 's fine now . actually , he was the whole time . adam : do n't -- do n't go there . do n't start -- krystal : colby -- colby , what -- what happened ? colby : j.r. faked his own kidnapping , and my dad did n't know that , and my dad was so afraid -- adam : colby , stop it . colby : well , dad , she 's going to find out eventually . so my dad had to pay off the kidnappers a lot of money to save j.r. 's life , and then he had to turn to zach slater , and that is how he lost the business and a whole bunch of money . everything he cared about , gone . krystal : adam , are you ok ? adam : no -- it 's -- it 's enough , it 's enough . this is -- this is family business . it 's chandler family business . krystal : adam -- adam , hold it right there . [ scene_break ] [ lily walks into wildwind 's living room and sees lily and jonathan kissing on the sofa ] lily : 99 , 98 , 97 , 96 , 95 -- di : lily . lily : 94 -- di : hey , what happened ? what 's wrong ? lily : 93 , 92 , 91 -- lily : everything 's ok . there 's no loud noises . di : lily , tell me what happened . lily : there 's no crowd . why do i feel like i 'm in a crowd ? di : well , why do n't you come inside , let 's talk ? lily : no -- i ca n't go inside , i ca n't go in there . di : why , what 's wrong ? what 's inside ? lily : ava and jonathan -- they 're kissing in there . di : and that makes you uncomfortable ? lily : but i 'm not responsible for jonathan anymore . di : lily , i mean , do you want jonathan back ? [ scene_break ] ava : no . no , i ca n't . we ca n't . [ ava runs upstairs and jonathan follows ] [ scene_break ] lily : i want jonathan back the way he was , when he needed my help 86 % of the time . i ca n't be with him the way he is now . so why should n't ava ? there 's no logical reason why not . logically , it should be acceptable . di : but it 's not ? lily : i can accept jonathan with ava , but i do n't want to see jonathan with ava . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] jonathan : ava ? ava , open the door . ava : go away ! jonathan : i 'm not going anywhere . ava : go take a cold shower . [ jonathan tries opening ava 's bedroom door ] jonathan : ava , unlock the door . ava : we 're done . jonathan : ok . ok . all right , that 's fine . then you can just say good night to me , then . ava : good night . jonathan : good night . [ when jonathan kisses ava , she responds , and they fall into bed ] [ scene_break ] lily : jonathan and i are n't alike anymore . and i ca n't be with him , but ava can . and i ca n't touch but ava can . and i do n't like big groups like at ryan and annie 's wedding , but ava loves them , so she went as me . and kendall wanted me to be a model for fusion but i ca n't , but ava can . and i -- i 'm not good at kissing -- di : you know what ? lily , lily , lily , no one has everything , ok ? no one has got it all . kendall could tell the difference between you and ava , and she did n't think ava was right for the job . lily : what about jonathan ? can he tell the difference between us , too ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] krystal : you thought you were going to lose your son and you lost your company . adam : i 'll get it back . krystal : some mistakes ca n't be erased . adam : you would know . krystal : how long was j.r. gone ? adam : what difference does it make ? krystal : what , days , hours , weeks ? adam : he 's home , he 's home . it 's over . krystal : have you forgotten how it felt when he was gone ? adam : yeah . krystal : liar . you still know how it felt . your heart in a fist . how many nights did you clutch your belly and just curl up in a ball ? adam : never happened . i spent my time fighting to get him back . krystal : fighting on the outside , screaming , crying , suffering inside ? how many terrible thoughts popped into your head and refused to go away , huh ? did you see him ? did you see him hurt , did you see him and hear him screaming ? did you reach out and touch his dead hand and see him on a slab ? that pain , that gut - wrenching fear , that horror -- that 's what you gave me , adam , only worse because i was never supposed to see my baby again . that was your plan . well , i 'm glad you got a taste of my hell , adam . karma is a bitch . singer : i ca n't wait but it 's too late singers : it 's a little too late and , baby [ scene_break ] zach : because of junior 's inept plan , i got to take over chandler . kendall : ok , so you mapped all of this out when adam first came to you ? zach : uh - huh . the timing of the kidnapping was perfect . kendall : you can count on their stupidity . zach : their loss , our gain . kendall : yeah , the chandlers have gotten away with way too much for too long . you 're not feeling sorry for them , are you ? zach : a year ago , junior put you in a coma . you and spike almost died . he never paid for that . kendall : i 'm glad i told you to hold off because this is so much better . zach : $ 100 million , chandler enterprises , their house , their cars -- does n't even begin to cover it . but you know what i 'm going to do ? i 'm going to take their company and cut it up and sell it in little pieces . kendall : that 's perfect , honey . it 's great . and let them cry about their legacy then . zach : adam and junior , father and son . wonder which one of them hates deeper . they 've double - crossed each other so many times . kendall : well , that is the chandler way . zach : well , you know what ? when there 's a crisis , they pull together . i admire that . kendall : j.r. and adam will turn on each other again -- they always do . they 're like two crabs in a jar , like annie and greenlee . if the fusion girls do n't pull their claws in , our concept launch will be dead in the water . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i still miss ryan . stage four is a bust , too . josh : hmm . so you think if you try a little harder , you 'll come up with some kind of plan , you 'll suddenly think of something that 'll make them want to run back to you ? they 'll figure it out and -- and they 'll figure out that they want to be with you ? greenlee : yes , because they never really stopped . josh : well , once you do everything you can to make someone want to come back to you , what more can you do ? keep making yourself unhappy , keep making a fool of yourself ? greenlee : oh -- is this supposed to be making me feel better ? josh : well , i did it over and over with babe and it gets old . do n't do what i did -- do n't get so obsessed that it 's all who you are . do n't be a bore . greenlee : ouch . josh : i 'm just laying it out there . greenlee : clearly . josh : i think it 's time to move on to stage five . greenlee : oh , my god -- and what is that ? josh : we get naked . greenlee : sure we do . josh : i 'm serious . greenlee : oh -- ha - ha ! josh : we strip down -- greenlee : yeah -- no , i 'm going to pass . josh : and we dive in ! greenlee : no , no , no , kendall 's brother ! put your clothes back on ! josh : what are you afraid of ? greenlee : that . josh : it 's your last chance . greenlee : oh , no , no , no , no . josh : you sure ? greenlee : yeah . josh : all right . greenlee : i 'm sure . [ splash ] josh : you do n't know what you 're missing ! come on , get in here . greenlee : ok , ok , i 'm coming ! [ splash ] greenlee : ah ! it 's freezing ! josh : it 's not freezing . [ greenlee laughs ] [ scene_break ] colby : hey -- nice vest . pick up girls in that outfit ? sean : oh , yeah , i have to beat them away . colby : did you bring an extra stick ? sean : this is ridiculous . colby : hey , you know , i look really great in neon yellow . you should 've brought an extra vest . sean : why would you help me pick up litter ? you 've been working at the comeback all day . colby : hello -- has all that trash gone to your head ? you lied to keep me out of trouble . i owe you . sean : no , look , you did n't plant those drugs . this is my problem . colby : sean , you kept my name out of it . there 's no ugly judge asking about the yacht - jacking , the carjackings , the limo - jacking . sean : ok , colby , look , no -- no more , please . look , i 'm -- i 'm no hero . colby : oh , you did n't have to take the plea . you did n't do anything wrong . you know , you could 've fought those charges , but you did n't , for me . sean : has it ever occurred to you that this is what i wanted ? i mean , seriously , this is a summer internship you wait all year to get . colby : oh , zip it . sean : no , seriously , i 'm making my future on this litter - picking thing . this stick is valuable training for my lifelong ambition . colby : oh , my gosh , you 've lost it . sean : what , what -- you never heard of ultimate full - contact body stick- fighting ? colby : ok , there 's something seriously wrong with that statement . sean : oh , no , this is way more than a video game , colby -- this is it . seriously , if somebody comes at me , they 're going down . colby : oh , really ? sean : uh - huh . colby : ok , let 's go right now . sean : come on . colby : let 's go . sean : see what you got . ooh . colby : oh , yeah ! hmm ! nice move . ha - ha ! [ scene_break ] kyle : kitchen 's done . krystal : oh , good . you can take off , kyle . kyle : are you sure ? krystal : yeah , yeah , i 'll close up . kyle : all right . thanks , krystal . krystal : ok , sure . krystal : hey . uh -- yeah , no -- i was just wondering what you were doing . i could use some company . [ scene_break ] greenlee and josh : whoa ! josh : whoo ! greenlee : oh , my gosh , that was -- josh : whoo . greenlee : such a better idea when i was dry . josh : oh , yeah . that 's why you 're supposed to get naked . greenlee : right . does that line work with anyone ? josh : oh , you 'd be surprised . greenlee : not really . oh , my god . josh : why do n't you put on my dry shirt ? greenlee : oh . that 's the best idea you 've had all day . josh : whoo . greenlee : so , tell me -- what is stage six ? josh : all in due time , my dear . greenlee : ooh . do n't keep me hanging ! josh : that 's part of my charm . greenlee : right , so you say . oh , my gosh . whew . josh : hmm . greenlee : so much better , thank you . josh : you 're welcome . your -- your buttons -- greenlee : oh . [ josh kisses greenlee , and they fall on the sand together ] josh : you know what ? i -- i think you 're so beautiful , and i so want to go through with this , but i 'm not going to be another woman 's regret -- greenlee : no . josh : not again . greenlee : who 's regretting ? come back here . josh : if this thing is going to happen between you and me , it 's only going to be you and me , no one else . greenlee : so you 're going to be responsible ? josh : for once . greenlee : well , i guess someone should . josh : i like you , greenlee , and i just want to make you happy . plus , you 're not done with the love detox . you only have 406 stages to go . greenlee : and i ca n't wait to hear about each and every one of them . josh : oh , good . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , we need a sharper fix on fusion green 's image , like something more focused , like the day - and - night campaign . zach : can i ask you something ? kendall : yes ? zach : now , do n't get mad at me , but this whole makeup thing , why does it all have to be different ? ca n't it all just be the same or -- kendall : that 's it . that 's it . day and night is about changing and -- and reinventing yourself . and why not merge it with fusion green ? wait -- wait , hold on . this is -- this is really good . ok -- fusion green -- fusion green , day and night . `` nature in extremes `` -- that 's right , ok . `` sweet -- - sweet to sultry , sunny to stormy . `` zach : `` stormy . `` kendall : honey , this is good . you -- look at you . you are a damn cosmetics mogul , you are , yes . zach : ah ! kendall : you 're brilliant , this is brilliant . zach : i know makeup . kendall : yeah , well , listen . ok , this is good , this is good . check this out -- right , ok . day to night , right ? zach : mm - hmm . kendall : ok . not two makeups -- one . one . zach : yeah . kendall : right ? we -- we take ava and we transform her from sweet little lily into sultry , sexy ava . ava can do both . zach : yeah ? kendall : she can -- look at this face . zach : mm - hmm . kendall : she can do both , honey . oh , dear god in heaven , thank you . [ scene_break ] ava : this is where you get up and go . jonathan : i 'm not going anywhere . i 'm going to hold you all night long . i 'm going to watch you sleep . i 'm going to make you feel safe and listen to you breathe , and watch this light from this window hit your face and hair . ava : be careful . i just might buy what you 're selling . jonathan : i want to wake up to you tomorrow . i want to be the last person you see before you sleep and the first one when you open your eyes . i 'm not going anywhere . you 're stuck with me . [ scene_break ] krystal : oh . sorry for sending out a 911 . derek : at your service . krystal : thanks for coming , although i do n't know that i 'm really fit for human company . derek : rough night ? krystal : yeah , a little rocky . derek : adam was here . [ music plays as adam orders a stiff drink at the yacht club bar ] [ scene_break ] colby : i owe you . sean : you do n't owe me anything . colby : why ca n't you admit that you just pleaded no contest to make sure i did n't get charged , too ? sean : why is it so important that i say it ? colby : because it shows you care . singer : it was the same except the shoes i 'm in sean : i do care about you , colby -- more than i 've ever cared about anyone in my life . singer : when you walked in colby : really ? singer : when my feet were planted firmly on the ground sean : more than i thought possible . singer : but every time sean : you mean everything to me . singer : i lend my heart it never comes back the same [ scene_break ] ava : good night . singer : oh this wo n't hurt at all it 's only the way back down that you feel singers : it 's all about you and me [ di walks into the house and finds ava 's purse on the foyer floor . upstairs , jonathan holds ava in bed ] singer : we find every way to defy gravity i need a sign they say when you do n't look is when you find i 'll be forever out of place if fate wo n't let me in [ scene_break ] [ at the comeback , krystal and derek hug while adam watches through the window ] singer : i know how this goes so i brace myself 'cause failure is all i know but if i failed a million times it led me to you [ scene_break ] [ at the park , colby and sean sit on a bench looking up at the night sky ] singer : this wo n't hurt at all it 's only the way back down that you feel singers : it 's all about you and me [ scene_break ] [ greenlee and josh sits by the fire on the beach ] singer : we find every way to defy gravity maybe now if my head is right window seat on a one - way flight last thing we 're to do is breathe [ scene_break ] [ zach puts away kendall 's papers and kisses her ] singer : this wo n't hurt at all it 's only the way back down that you feel [ next_on ] josh : you know what they were thinking . greenlee : yeah . let them . lily ( to jonathan ) : why are you in ava 's bedroom ? kendall ( to babe ) : i was wondering when you would bring up zach and the chandlers -- is there a problem ? stuart ( to zach ) : you made a deal with my brother -- now make one with me . | josh and greenlee play a one - on - one game of basketball . jonathan and ava ca n't seem to get enough of each other as they kiss . zach surprises kendall by going shopping for little baby shirts which they will decorate themselves . colby encourages adam to stay in the bar until everyone else is gone so that he and krystal will have some time alone together . lily comes in and watches ava and jonathan kissing . with tears in her eyes , lily runs out of the house and into di . she confides in di about seeing ava and jonathan together . ava pulls away from jonathan and tells him that she can not do this to lily . ava runs upstairs . jonathan follows her . they end up making love . he promises to be there when she goes to bed each night and when she wakes up in the morning . colby confides in krystal about j.r. 's kidnapping . adam reprimands colby for telling family secrets . adam leaves the bar , but krystal follows him then she calls derek . derek comes to the bar to see krystal . adam comes back and watches through the window as derek and krystal dance . |
erica : oh , kendall , hi . i 've been thinking of you . kendall : oh , mom , i 'm fine . erica : jack told me that this richie novak is dead . kendall : yeah , well , that 's old news . so , mom , how are you ? erica : oh , honey , i 'm -- jack : kiddo , hold on a second . guard , if you would . will you follow her ? kendall : what ? jack : just follow the guard . kendall : uh -- ok . jack : go ahead , you 'll be fine . erica : jack , what -- what is going on ? jack : well , i figured you 're doing a big makeover show . you should be able to work side by side with your consultant , so i had a little talk with the warden . erica : the warden ? jack : yes . erica : you spoke with the warden ? jack : i did , very politely . erica : what did you say to her to get her to agree to this ? jack : that 's my secret . erica : you are amaz -- oh , my goodness . oh , oh , i have missed this so much . kendall : yeah , me , too . [ scene_break ] annie : hi . babe : hi . annie : i 'm sorry you had to go through -- babe : it was n't your fault . your brother was -- annie : the `` charm ! `` shipment to the seattle region delivered short . babe : how is everything ? annie : i took care of it . babe : i actually meant with you , about richie . [ scene_break ] angie : so , what does pine valley 's incredible hot police chief have planned for the day ? [ jesse laughs ] frankie : how ? how is it even remotely possible that a convicted felon -- a convicted felon -- someone who 's totally guilty is out walking the streets ? jesse : hold on , hold on . back up . frankie : that damn pimp -- flipper , fletcher -- whatever the hell his name is . he 's out . angie : randi 's pimp . frankie : it does n't matter whose pimp he is . the guy 's an animal , and he should be locked up in a cage . jesse : he made bail . it 's the system . frankie : he beat randi to a pulp . and now they 're letting him out to do it all over again . angie : franklin -- frankie : what ? is this where i get the `` she 's a patient , you do n't have a right to care `` speech ? jesse : all right , would you just take it down a notch ? fletcher is going to trial . he 's going to go down . frankie : yeah , well , what if fletcher gets to randi first ? [ scene_break ] aidan : hi . greenlee : hi . aidan : you wanted to see me ? greenlee : you were right . `` talking does n't help . `` aidan : then what will ? [ scene_break ] kendall : it is weird being on this side -- that 's for sure . it 's been a while . erica : oh , that 's good . kendall : yeah . erica : jack , thank you so much . this -- this means a lot to me . jack : you 're very welcome . it 's my pleasure . listen , you two plan a show . have a great day . erica : ok . jack : i need to get out of here . i have a meeting with carmen . erica : oh , how is her case going ? jack : it 's solid , it 's solid . i think we 're going to be just fine . we have a lot of work to do , but -- erica : well , please , please give her my best . jack : i will . see you soon . erica : ok . jack : see you . kendall : bye . he still loves you . erica : yeah , i know . but jack and i are just -- kendall : just you and jack -- forever ? erica : exactly . kendall : so , you know what , i have been thinking and doing some brainstorming since our phone call , and i have come up with some amazing talent for our makeover show . so , we can showcase -- erica : yeah , well , the show can wait . kendall : no , mom , we have a deadline . erica : and the vicious man who nearly killed zach and greenlee is dead . and jack just came gave me bare bones , so i want to hear all the details . kendall : well , you know , there 's not really much to tell . erica : well , you hardly gave me any details on the phone the other night when we spoke , and opal just told me only that this richie person had escaped . kendall : yeah , that 's how it all started . erica : ok , well , then how did you and greenlee find babe and this monster ? kendall : well , we saw a picture on babe 's desk , and it was just a hunch , but it all worked out . so , we saved babe , but then richie got away . erica : and showed up dead . kendall : yeah . and now we can all move on with our lives . erica : and that 's it ? nothing else happened ? kendall : that 's it . now , tell me how many inmates we 're featuring , because i want -- erica : did zach kill him ? [ scene_break ] babe : i did n't expect you to come in today . annie : well , there 's just so much to get done . i actually was surprised to see you here , too . i mean , after what richie put you through . you ok ? babe : i was scared , but you know what ? i 'm fine now . i 'm just glad it 's over . annie : it 's finally over . babe : you know , annie , i really am sorry about richie and how it all ended . annie : you do n't have to say that . babe : he was your brother , though . annie : he kidnapped you , babe . and he could have killed j.r. and zach and greenlee . babe : but , still , he 's family . your father must be devastated . i know how close they were . annie : yeah , that was one of the hardest phone calls i 've ever had to make . babe : i 'm glad you have ryan . annie : i do n't think i could have gotten through this without him . when i saw richie at the morgue -- ryan to the rescue , as always . babe : you know , if you need any help -- if there 's anything i can do , annie -- annie : no , i just -- i want you to worry about taking care of yourself , ok ? so , tell me . are you going to go back to the mansion or go back to the condo ? babe : well , i 've sworn about a million times that i 'd never live under adam 's roof again , but call me crazy -- i 'm staying . annie : because you love j.r. ? babe : it 's actually more about family . you know , it 's great that little a can have his mom and daddy under one roof , and i think colby could use the extra girl power right now . annie : is she having problems ? babe : well , she just turned 18 , and she 's starting p.v.u . in the fall , and she had a little situation last night -- too much alcohol . and i know that she has j.r. and adam , but , you know , it would n't hurt just to let her know i 'm there for her . annie : well , she 's lucky to have you . babe : you know , sometimes people just need somebody to talk to -- a friend , family . it can make all the difference . [ scene_break ] jesse : oh , look how you take care of your man . angie : oh . jesse : so , blunt force trauma , huh ? angie : no doubt . do you want berries on this ? jesse : no , baby , i 'm good . blunt force trauma . murder -- or accident ? random hit - and - run or crime of passion ? angie : jesse -- jesse : man had a lot of enemies . sorry , babe . angie : oh , should i tell virginia you liked the cake ? jesse : um -- yeah , you can tell her it was killer . angie : you are so bad . jesse : you know what this means ? angie : uh -- yeah . that i 'm going to have to keep the perishables out of your reach . jesse : no , it means that novak 's killer hated him , wanted him dead , had to know him . angie : any suspects ? [ jesse scoffs ] jesse : you kidding me ? if i gave a party for all the suspects , it would be standing room only . [ jesse chuckles ] jesse : you know what ? i 'm going to whittle it down . i got some evidence coming in that 's going to point me in the right direction . [ scene_break ] aidan : is jake here ? greenlee : he went to work . aidan : i 'm glad you called . about last night , i know you 've been saying friends , but i had to try something to convince you how much i love you . i thought i overstepped , but you called , so -- finally , there 's some decent art in the place . greenlee : eh -- alfonso likes it . aidan : he 's a tiger . what does he know about art ? so , things working out with the new roommate ? greenlee : except for the art . aidan : maybe you should get hi to put the art in his room . `` i forgive you . `` [ scene_break ] randi : big day for me , doc . i 'm out . frankie : you 're nowhere near ready , randi . randi : of course , i am . want to see me do a few laps ? frankie : yesterday you could barely take two steps . i think you need a couple more days to -- randi : is this about my health or the fact that fletcher 's out on bail ? frankie : he threatened you . randi : bosses do that . i can handle him . randi : here we go again . frankie : bruises , subdurals -- randi : look , fletcher in or out , i need to get out of here . frankie : hmm , your b.p . is elevated . randi : and that would be your fault , so get off my case . frankie : and i also think another couple days of rest would actually improve . randi : i hate to break it to you , pretty boy , but you 're not my doctor anymore . frankie : i can still make recommendations . randi : you can do whatever you want , but you 've been dissed and dismissed . frankie : did my mom release you ? randi : no -- insurance and the fact that i did n't have any did the trick . frankie : i can talk to the chief of staff . randi : that 's ok . look , i need to get out of here . frankie : where are you going to go ? randi : friends . frankie : that 's not good enough , randi . fletcher -- this guy -- he can come -- he will come after you . randi : let me worry about fletcher , and why do n't you worry about the real sick people in this hospital ? frankie : why do n't you let me find you a shelter or something ? let me see if there 's any room at the brooke english house , all right ? you need a locked door between you and this guy . randi : you 're cute , but you 're a pain . do n't you get it ? shelters do n't work for women like me . [ scene_break ] kendall : zach did not kill richie , ok ? erica : ok . but what are n't you telling me ? kendall : there 's -- there 's nothing to tell , ok ? now , i would like to talk about your little story . i heard about your excitement last week . erica : about what exactly ? kendall : you , sam woods , solitary confinement . what is up with that ? erica : nothing . there 's nothing to tell . kendall : oh . oh , mom , come on . did he plan the whole thing ? did he lock down the entire prison so he could have some alone time with you ? erica : of course not . kendall : mother , i have seen the way he looks at you , and the way you look at him . erica : kendall , the man had me arrested . kendall : mother , the man is hot for you . he is . he 's hot for you in an uptight , buttoned - down , starched - creases kind of way . erica : well , you 'll be surprised what time in solitary can do to his starch . [ scene_break ] samuel : oh , hey , pop . look at you , man . you look like -- like dark gable , man . melvin : hey , sam . yeah , well , it 's not every day a father gets invited to have lunch with his son who 's soon to become a senator . you know that . samuel : yeah , unless folks start believing all this mud my opponent 's slinging at me . melvin : shows he 's desperate . you 're going to pull it off . and when you do , the old man 's going to get to say , `` i told you so . `` samuel : well , i look forward to that . melvin : how 's the grandson ? samuel : he 's following in his granddad 's footsteps . melvin : how 's the band ? samuel : the band is fine , man . they 're cooking . you got to sit in on a session . he is musically -- dré 's really coming into his own . melvin : i 'd like to do that . samuel : thank you , sir . and -- check this out -- i think there 's a little girl that he likes . he wo n't say anything about it , which , you know , it sort of confirms my suspicions . melvin : well , i 'm glad to see at least one of the woods has his eye on the prize . samuel : i thought you said i 'd pull it out for the senate race . melvin : hey , son , there are prices and there are prizes . you and erica kane , huh ? hmm , how is it in person ? it makes good reading , but how is it in person ? samuel : dad , we were just in the right place at the wrong time . that 's it . melvin : yeah , yeah , yeah . you would n't try and play your own dad , now would you ? huh ? look , i have n't seen that look on your face in that interview than i have n't seen since -- well , you remember the time and the day . samuel : dad , do n't . melvin : do n't what ? be yourself , son . you 're interested in the lady and from what i saw in that interview , i think the feeling is mutual . who 's that ? samuel : now , that 's -- that 's jackson montgomery . melvin : the ex - mr . erica kane ? they still spend a lot of time together , do n't they ? samuel : oh , well , you know , he 's -- he 's her attorney . melvin : just her attorney ? well , if he 's not standing in your way , what 's standing in your way ? samuel : dad , just -- just drop it , ok ? melvin : no , son . life 's way too short for that . jack : hey . samuel : jackson , carmen . carmen : hi . who 's that with sammy ? jack : sam 's dad , melvin woods . i 've got every recording this guy ever made . he 's a blues legend . carmen : you think he knows j - lo ? i have this idea for a new song , `` carmen from the cell block . `` jack : i like it , but you know , it might be a better idea just to let them enjoy their meal . carmen : their loss . it would have gone platinum . melvin : look , let me get this straight . your interest in erica kane is purely professional ? then how come you look like you want to get this guy up a dark alley every time you look over there ? huh ? dark alley . [ scene_break ] angie : these are your after - care instructions . keep that arm as dry as possible . i 'm prescribing medication in case you still might be having pain related to the head trauma . next week you 'll come in and get the stitches out and the cast off . randi : no problem . angie : any questions ? randi : you must be real glad to see the last of me , huh ? angie : that 's not a question . randi : yeah , well , now you do n't have to worry about me and frankie . angie : you know , pulling franklin off your case was not personal . randi : not at all . angie : it 's unwise for a doctor to get emotionally involved with his patient . randi : especially if she 's a hooker , right ? angie : it can lead to lapses in judgment and treatment , and be detrimental to the patient . randi : oh , so it was me you were concerned about . angie : you know , you have options . randi : no lectures . angie : not giving one , but -- randi : go ahead , say it . angie : randi , i know i ca n't tell you how to live your life , but this man who did this to you -- stay away from him . randi : yeah , i appreciate the concern . angie : because if you do n't , your next trip here could be to the morgue . [ scene_break ] erica : all these designers have agreed to participate ? kendall : well , yeah , after the success of your last prison show , they 're begging . erica : oh . oh , ricky zia . kendall : yeah . erica : that 's terrific . carmen loves her designs . we 'll have to set up an appointment . kendall : it 's hard to believe that the woman who held you hostage is now your pet project . erica : honey , carmen is not a project . she 's an inspiration . i mean , she 's just grown so much in such a short time . kendall : well , i think it 's great that she 's getting her retrial , but what i am waiting anxiously for is for you to be released . erica : oh , wow -- there 's nothing i want more . kendall : i 'm sure jack feels the same way . i mean , he spends so much time here . he comes here all the time . erica : yes , he 's my lawyer . kendall : your lawyer who loves you . so , when you get out , do you think you two will , you know -- erica : oh , well , when i get out , if sam and i do get together -- kendall : with sam ? you just said `` sam . `` erica : no , i did n't . kendall : yes , you did . you said when you and sam do get together . erica : no , i did n't . you must be mistaken . kendall : mother -- what exactly happened during that lockdown ? [ scene_break ] aidan : you forgive me ? really ? that 's a big step -- forgiveness . greenlee : not really . i get it . i do . i mean , you thought that i was dead when you and kendall -- aidan : do n't go there . you do n't have to go there . greenlee : and you lied to me to protect me -- because that 's what you do -- protect me . aidan : i was wrong -- to lie . greenlee : yeah , you were , and it 'll never happen again . from now on , nothing but the truth . agreed ? aidan : agreed . i do have a confession to make , though . greenlee : is it going to spoil the moment ? aidan : i bought a bottle of your perfume . greenlee : a gift ? for me ? there 's nothing wrong with that . aidan : i did n't buy it for you , greenlee . i bought it for me , and every so often i would open it up just to remind me of the first time i got close enough to know your perfume and just to touch that beautiful soft skin of yours . greenlee : really ? you carried around a bottle of my perfume ? aidan : i did n't carry it around . i mean , maybe once -- twice -- ok , three times . you tell anyone , it 's a deal breaker . greenlee : really ? aidan : do i get my house privileges back now ? greenlee : look , can we take it slow ? aidan : we can take it any speed that you want . greenlee : i just -- i just need a little time -- or a lot . i do n't know -- to get back to where we were . aidan : the trust thing . i understand . greenlee : if we can get back . no promises . aidan : no , we can , greenlee , all right , even if i have to take every minute of every hour of every day to prove how much i love you . you can trust me forever . greenlee : `` forever 's `` a big word . can we just take one day at a time ? [ scene_break ] jesse : ok , mr. novak -- [ fax machine beeps ] jesse : let 's just see who you dialed last . jesse : hmm . [ phone rings ] annie : hello ? jesse : who is this ? annie : who 's this ? jesse : this is jesse hubbard from the pine valley police department , and i would really like to know who i 'm talking to . annie : jesse . it 's annie . annie lavery . is there something i can do for you ? jesse : well , i hope so . i 'm , um , looking over your brother 's cell phone records here , and this number came up quite a bit . annie : it 's my cell phone . jesse : you remember the last time you spoke to your brother ? annie : uh -- not exactly . jesse : what time were you at the movie the night that he died ? annie : i -- i do n't remember the exact time . jesse : ballpark ? annie : the movie started around 9 : 00 . jesse : well , according to this , um , he called you right before the movie started , and after he hit you in the head and ran . it says the call lasted about 2 - 1/2 minutes . annie : that whole night is really a blur right now . jesse : well , maybe we can get together and talk about that blur . [ scene_break ] randi : i do n't want to hear that you found a spare bed for me . i want out of here . i want away from the smell of this place , away from the lights , away from the food , and the people all in my face . frankie : i do n't want you to stay here , randi . randi : well , that 's the first smart thing i 've heard you say . frankie : i 've got a better idea . randi : yeah ? what 's that ? because your last idea had your daddy arresting my man , and my man after my ass . frankie : oh , look , just hear me out , ok ? randi : if this has anything to do with a shelter , you 're too -- frankie : it 's not about a shelter . randi : what ? frankie : look , it 's just for one night , ok ? one night . i got a place for you -- one night . randi : i got to go . frankie : after that , i can help you find something more permanent . randi : you 're just the little engine that could , are n't you ? frankie : here 's the deal . if you go with me on this , if you let me help you right now , tonight -- after that , if you do n't like it , if you got a better plan , i 'll be out of your life forever . randi : forever ever ? or until you need another ice cream fix ? frankie : i can try to forget about the pistachios , if you want . forever is forever . i promise . randi : i guess it would n't be too terrible to have a decent place to stay for the night . it is decent , is n't it ? frankie : comfortable bed , satellite tv . oh , and food that will make you forget all about this mess . and it 's safe . [ scene_break ] jack : so , tell me . how 's it going with adam ? carmen : oh , he spits and growls , but it 's nothing i ca n't handle . jack : good . how 's the job ? carmen : oh . that money shack of his is so big i need a g.p.s . to find myself around . but i 'm figuring things out . yesterday , i only got lost once . and i have n't broken anything yet , so -- jack : i 'm glad to hear you 're settling in . carmen : i 'm doing better than that . i 'm making myself indispensable . jack : i do n't doubt that at all . erica is going to be thrilled to hear how well you 're doing . carmen : i 'm going to make her proud . you 'll see . jack : you 've already made erica proud , and me , too . carmen : i would n't be here if it was n't for her -- and you , mr. mont - yummy . it 's all right if i call you that , right ? i mean , because it 's true . jack : you know , carmen , what we need to do is we need to start prepping your case for retrial . carmen : erica thinks so , too , that you 're mr. mont - yummy . if i were you , i 'd go for it . jack : first , we need to reconstruct -- carmen : you need to reconstruct your life with erica . you belong together . samuel : jackson , carmen . jack : hi , sam . carmen : hey . samuel : congratulations on the new trial . i wish you luck . carmen : thanks . jack : so , erica told me about the lockdown in solitary . samuel : ah . yeah , well , we survived . jack : i 'll bet it made an interesting twist for your day , though , huh ? samuel : definitely . carmen : erica 's not going to be solitary for too long , right , jackie ? samuel : i did n't realize that you guys were getting back together . jack : well , actually , i did n't realize that , either . samuel : so , you 're not involved ? jack : only as her lawyer . carmen : for now . jack : carmen . you know , i did n't realize that my relationship with erica was a matter for public scrutiny . samuel : no , not at all . i just want to make sure there 's no attorney - client conflict of interest . jack : well , you can breathe easy in that regard . samuel : oh , good . well , enjoy your lunch . and the crème brûlée ? it 's off the hook . carmen : thanks . samuel : what ? melvin : son , how many top wall street brokers do you know who take half the night creating beautiful pottery after working a whole day ? samuel : pop , why are we still talking about melissa ? melvin : because melissa loved life . and she loved you . samuel : and now she 's gone . melvin : yeah , but you know the greater tragedy would have been if she had n't lived each single day to its fullest . get what i mean ? [ scene_break ] erica : there is nothing going on between sam and me . kendall : no , mother , not until you tell me exactly what went on in that cell . did he woo you with his campaign slogans , or lay out his fiscal plan for ' 09 ? erica : ok , enough . we kissed . kendall : you kissed ? erica : yes . kendall : you kissed . i knew it . i knew it , i knew you kissed . erica : well , please do not tell the world . i would like to keep this just between you and me . kendall : all right , ok . it would be bad if it got out . i can see it now -- the straight - arrow politician locks lips with a glamour - diva convict . it would hurt his campaign . erica : look , i do n't want it to get out because it could hurt jack . what happened with sam was just -- it was just a moment , just circumstances . it 's over . kendall : and would it be so terrible if it was n't ? [ scene_break ] annie : that was chief hubbard . he 's been -- he 's been really great . he 's really on top of the investigation . babe : did he say if the police have any clue about who killed richie ? annie : um , not yet . babe : you know , i do n't care who they are , but nobody deserves to be left to die like that . annie : richie deserved exactly what he got . i mean -- i mean , it 's horrible , but it 's kind of like some weird karma , do n't you think ? when he hit zach and left him to die , and now richie 's dead . babe : are you sure you 're all right ? annie : i 'm just -- it 's just really overwhelming , you know ? richie gone . but i should be relieved , right ? i mean , we all should . babe : he was your brother . annie : yeah , my brother who hated me . babe : you know , annie , maybe you should go home and let ryan take care of you . annie : i 'm good , babe . i need to work and keep busy . if i go home , i 'll -- i 'll freak out and -- i 'm good . babe : ok . annie : but , you know , i -- i have control over here . why do n't you , um -- why do n't you go home ? i 'm sure this has to be hard for you , being here . this is where richie , you know , grabbed you and dragged you off . babe : yeah , now that you bring it up . annie : i 'm sorry . i -- i 'm sorry . i just meant i 'm sure j.r. and little a would love to see you . babe : he did mention something about lunch , so -- annie : ok , go , then go . please . go be with your family . babe : but you 'll call me if anything comes up , if you need to talk -- anything . annie : absolutely . babe : ok , thanks . you know , annie , we 're all here for you . annie : i know . [ scene_break ] angie : all right , these are your release forms . just sign them , and we can get you discharge -- where is randi ? frankie : i checked her out . got a problem ? angie : no . no problem . franklin , look , i -- i have nothing against randi personally . she 's troubled young woman who needs help , and we gave her the help , the medical help , she needs . the rest is up to her . frankie : i understand that . angie : what are n't you telling me ? [ frankie sighs ] frankie : all right . uh , i took randi to a place where she can be safe . angie : you know , once our patients walk out those doors -- frankie : but this patient could n't walk , ma . she did n't have friends , family , no one to pick her up , no one to help her . that 's why i did it . i would do the same for any old other little lady or any other patient . angie : mm - hmm , and those blue eyes and sassy smile had nothing to do with it . frankie : she got blue eyes ? angie : mm - hmm . frankie : no , i 'm playing . it 's purely professional . angie : all right , then . dr. hubbard , you have other patients , and i suggest you get back to them . frankie : i 'm on it . oh , and by the way , dad said you 'll be here all night ? angie : yeah , i 'll see you sometime around breakfast tomorrow . [ scene_break ] jack : so , when we call you to testify -- erica : i 'll tell the truth . jack : of course , you 'll tell the truth . erica : carmen was the victim . jack : erica , we 're going to start with facts , ok ? carmen : hola , superstar . i miss you so much . erica : tell her i miss her , too . jack : she misses you , too . so , we 're going to go point by point when i take your deposition , ok ? carmen : oh , this is the best crème brûlée i 've ever had , erica . actually , it 's the first . jack : you hear that ? erica : i heard . you 're having lunch . jack : yeah , it was supposed to be a working lunch , but between the crème brûlée and sam woods -- erica : samuel -- sam woods is there ? [ scene_break ] melvin : on the other hand , the political bonfire that might result . ok , you 're adding up the pros and cons of falling for erica kane . you 're trying to figure it out . you 've always been practical like that , ever since you were a kid . samuel : mom hated that word , did n't she ? `` practical . `` melvin : yeah , well , practical has its moments , but it 's -- it 's not very important when it comes to family love . samuel : you know , pop , i wish i could read dré the way you can read me . melvin : you used to . samuel : i know . but every since his mom died , it 's tough , man . he 's pulled back . it 's -- it 's like he 's in a -- it 's like he 's in search mode . melvin : well , son , you used to always come to me sometimes , searching about the big questions of the universe , and i 'd always explain things to you . or i 'd make them up . i did pretty good . samuel : yeah , what was -- what was the crazy one you had about there was a long , convoluted -- about the -- the story about -- oh , i know . it was the girls that kissed too many boys , look out for those girls . melvin : there was a moral in there somewhere . i 'm sure there was . samuel : yeah , yeah , yeah . i 'm proud of dré , though , man . he 's growing , and -- i wish he 'd open up to me more , you know ? i -- i feel like it 's two steps forward and one step back . i -- i want him to be able to come to me , like , for the little things , the big things . i want my son to know that his dad will be there for him . melvin : well , then , be here for him . look , that campaign manager , do n't give him absolute control of your time . let your son know that you 'll be there . at the end of the day , what matters most -- the majority of votes or the vote of your son ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : you know it 's your own damn fault i 've forgiven you . anyone else would have given up a long time ago . you just do n't know how to quit . aidan : not when i know what i want . greenlee : when no one would talk to me in this town , you did . when i was in that shelter , you found me . when i almost died from that stupid infection , you were right by my side . you made me feel so loved . aidan : when you went to find richie at that cabin , you made me crazy that you 'd take a risk like that . you could have been hurt -- or worse . greenlee : yeah , kind of like when you flew off to another continent and got taken prisoner and blew things up to escape . it made me crazy . but i knew you 'd come back to me . aidan : i always keep my promises . greenlee : yeah , well , just do n't go flying off to foreign countries to fight rebel hostage - takers anymore , ok ? aidan : i promise . besides , i got my hands full right here . greenlee : hmm . so -- aidan : so . greenlee : you have n't kissed me yet . aidan : you want me to kiss you ? greenlee : do you want me to spell it out ? aidan : i could just kiss you . greenlee : then kiss me . aidan : this is so much better than high - fives . greenlee : hmm . and giving knuckles . aidan : i 'm still interested in that chest bump . greenlee : ah , that 's just for friends . aidan : we 're not friends . we 're -- what are we ? greenlee : us . aidan : `` us `` is -- it 's kind of vague . it 's like `` friends . `` greenlee : yeah . well , i just need some time . aidan : you got it . greenlee : i ca n't give you a time frame . aidan : i do n't need one . all i need is to know that you love me . greenlee : i love you , aidan . aidan : i love you , too . aidan : so what now ? greenlee : hmm . i need `` blue skies . `` aidan : there 's no rain in the forecast . greenlee : no , it 's the name of a boat . i need to go sailing , just to clear my head , because it 's a big deal to do this , and i want what 's best for us . aidan : come here . go sailing . clear your head . and then come back to me . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] angie : cassandra ? cassandra . singer : we were just free ♪ angie : cassandra ? singer : it 's too late to change our ♪ angie : cassa -- cassandra , what are you doing napping ? [ angie turns music off ] angie : girl , i just switched shifts . i 'm the one who needs to be asleep . cassandra . cassandra -- frankie : randi . you know , i got this -- i got this bath salt , and this lady said it worked -- [ scene_break ] kendall : annie , what are you doing here ? you should be home . annie : doing what ? thinking about richie ? kendall : i 'm so sorry . annie : no , do n't -- do n't . after what he has done to you and your family -- kendall : and you . annie : i 'm fine , ok ? i just need to work , i just need to keep my mind off everything . jesse : kendall -- ah , annie , there you are . i 'm glad you 're here . i 'd like to have that chat now . | kendall was allowed into the visitor cell to talk with erica , because she is her consultant on the prison show makeover . randi 's pimp , fletcher was released from prison . aidan visits greenlee after she called him to talk . erica wants to know about richie , the man who almost killed zach , and greenlee . erica wants to know if zach killed richie . jesse has some evidence coming in that will nail the suspect down . sam woods and his dad , melvin woods are at the marina for lunch , ( the dad is being played by melvin van peebles , a famous producer ) . |
krystal : have you seen jenny 's blanket ? there is not a chance of a nap without that thing . tad : check over by the ottoman . they were trying to help not too long ago , which leaves me to ponder whether or not sticky little handprints all over my nice pregnant rat are gon na help or hurt my profits . i 'll tell you , man , if i did n't need this space -- do you know how much we 're gon na get for this ? krystal : i think you 're gon na have to pay somebody to take that thing away . tad : it shows you what you know . this is a hollywood classic , man . this thing is a collectible . krystal : ok . all right . tad : what ? krystal : no , no , listen . maybe -- maybe you should keep it . we can find another way to make room for the crowd in this house . tad : huh ? krystal : tad , you know i could always move out . tad : do n't -- do n't start , ok ? next thing you 'll be telling me that you and david are n't making your back to not - so - wedded bliss . krystal : david is way too busy obsessing over liza 's baby . [ scene_break ] david : you know , it 's so funny , because people keep accusing me of being obsessed with babies lately . and yet every time i turn around , you 're hovering over liza 's baby . why is that , doctor ? jake : well , i 'll try to explain it to you . see if you can follow along . it 's something called `` friendship , `` dave . now , i 'll -- i 'll explain it to you , because i know it 's hard for you . it 's when 2 people , or several people , have no agenda , no ulterior motives . they just really want what 's best for each other . david : right , right . jake : and since we 're friends , liza and myself , i kind of feel what 's best for her is that she stays away from you . [ scene_break ] amanda : hey . liza : hi . amanda : how 's the baby . liza : oh , he 's doing just fine . amanda : oh . well , that 's a relief . liza : yeah . amanda : hey , i 'm glad you 're ok . liza : hey , you know , it 's really not a good time . amanda : ok . liza -- i 'm sorry -- are you trying to keep me from your baby ? liza : honestly ? well , it 's only been a few weeks since you 've lost your son , and i do n't want to make this any harder for you than -- well , it already is . amanda : i 'm never gon na stop missing my little boy . do you mind if i hold him ? just for a second . liza : all right . amanda : hi . hi . [ scene_break ] erica : i 've been watching you these past few months , watching you having to deal with greenlee 's death , and baring your heart and your soul to kendall , facing down zach . and now , standing strong , refusing to be pulled back into my daughter 's sometimes very messed up world . you know , somewhere along the line , most men -- they would have screwed up somewhere , taken the easy way out , run for cover . but not you . you 've stayed true to yourself all along , and i just ca n't tell you how much i admire that , or how much i 've always wanted to know a man with those qualities . and i just now realized -- here you 've been all this time . where did all that come from ? ryan : come on . erica : come on where ? ryan : you 'll see . come on . erica : where are we going ? tv reporter : it has been confirmed to us that the car found at the bottom of a ravine outside washington , d.c. , was indeed the one rented by local district attorney henry north . the body found inside is believed to be north . police are still investigating what may have caused the tragic crash . north was set to head into court this week for the stuart chandler murder trial . [ scene_break ] frankie : are you ok ? you do n't look so well , baby . natalia : mrs. north ? there 's been an accident . madison : what happened ? is it -- is it henry ? is he ok ? natalia : i 'm sorry , ma'am . madison : no . no , not my henry . kendall : what happened ? zach : d.c. cops found north in a burned - out car at the bottom of a ravine . kendall : a car accident ? zach : looks that way . kendall : what really happened ? [ scene_break ] marissa : how about a carpet picnic ? we hunker down right here . we have some food , find the perfect spot . build a fort . you know what the best part is ? no ants , except for me . j.r. : well , then , let 's get this party started . marissa : yeah . you ready for that ? [ scene_break ] krystal : sound asleep . tad : krystal , go back . why on earth would david give a damn about liza 's baby ? krystal : i do n't know . i do n't know . i was at bj 's . liza was there with her son . he seemed to have a fever , and david just -- she was just all over him . tad : is little stuart ok ? krystal : yeah , yeah , he 's fine . but david -- i do n't know . i mean , liza warned him to stay away , but he would n't listen . he even went to the hospital to check on that child . tad : why -- why would he do something like that ? krystal : it 's like he just ca n't help himself , you know ? leora 's death , my miscarriage . he was n't able to be a part of marissa or babe 's life . i -- i just think he feels cheated . i think he feels like he is owed a child . and i really thought when amanda 's baby died that that would be it , that he would be done with this baby craziness . tad : and instead he 's sort of shifted into high gear , huh ? i got to go . i 'll be right back . i got to get some stuff . krystal : tad , you 're selling all this stuff . tad : not this stuff . i , um , i got to get some sign stuff for the yard sale stuff . [ knock at door ] krystal : i told you it was over . david : that 's what you think . [ scene_break ] amanda : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry , i ca n't -- liza : oh , i 'm sorry . jake : hey . hey , hey , hey . what is it ? what happened now ? amanda : i miss my baby , jake . i miss him so much . [ scene_break ] ryan : come on . you can do it . erica : it 's easy for you to say . ryan : what , are you afraid ? take it off . erica : all right . erica : but just for you . ryan : you can do better than that . erica : my staff is helpless without me . ryan : your staff can wait . no phone calls , no text , no e - mails . come on . erica : are you sure this is absolutely necessary ? ryan : for what i have planned , it 's absolutely necessary . [ scene_break ] kendall : the bottom of a ravine ? the day before my trial ? zach : you think i had something to do with it . kendall : well , you said the only way to keep me out of prison was to stop north . he 's been stopped dead . was it you ? [ scene_break ] angie : come on . you need to sit . baby , did you know about north ? jesse : how could i have known ? i just got the call . uh , listen , i got to go . they 're gon na want me to coordinate this with the d.c. police , ok ? i 'll call you soon as i know more . feel better . frankie : hey , maybe you should lie down . randi : i ca n't . i 've got a conference call at fusion . i 'll see you at home . frankie : yeah . angie : randi ? take care of yourself . randi : i will . randi : jesse , what are we gon na do ? jesse : you stress , it 's not good for the baby . randi : but they found the car already ? jesse : well , they were bound to sooner or later . i wish it were later , but it 's not a problem , ok ? randi : how can you say that ? jesse : because i 'm gon na be a part of the investigation , all right ? i 'll give them my professional advice that there was no skid marks because he fell asleep at the wheel , the head wound is consistent with injuries sustained in the crash . case closed . there 's nothing to worry about . randi : jesse , i killed a man . how am i supposed to live with that ? jesse : randi -- self - defense , all right ? the man was about to rape you . you were protecting yourself and your baby . randi : what if the police find out ? what if there 's dna or if there 's a witness . jesse : that 's my department . you just make sure your alibi is air tight . now you told frankie you were going away on business , right ? randi : for kendall , but that i missed my flight . jesse : you find kendall . you seal it up on that end . you have to be verifiable . randi : why did i ever go to washington ? jesse : i will fix this . i promise . tv reporter : with the sudden death of pine valley district attorney henry north , the murder trial of kendall hart slater has been thrown into question . frankie : you want a cracker ? you look a little queasy , too , now . angie : you know , your dad was in washington , d.c. , last night . frankie : so ? wait . you think he has something to do with north 's death ? angie : well , you know how he felt about henry north , his tactics . i mean , jesse 's been so worried about this trial , and then this morning he told me that he probably would n't have to testify , and that everything would work out for kendall . now henry north is dead , the trial is in limbo , and i have this feeling , frankie . i do n't like it . frankie : listen . dad is not a killer . it does n't matter how upset he gets or who gets in his face . [ scene_break ] amanda : when will i forget what my baby looked like ? smelled like ? felt like ? what those little baby breaths sound like . i mean , how long does that take , jake ? i ca n't go one second without thinking about him . how am i supposed to go an entire lifetime ? jake : with me . i 'm gon na help you . amanda : you ca n't . you ca n't give me back my baby . [ scene_break ] krystal : you say you want me , but you really just want a baby to nurture , grow , and love you back . david : and what if my baby is already out there ? krystal : what are you talking about ? david : i was told my son was dead , but i never saw him , krystal . i wanted to , but amanda convinced me that it was better for me to think of him in heaven . i ca n't believe i fell for it . krystal : fell for what ? david : jake and amanda were ready to move to the other side of the planet to keep me away from my son . they would have done anything . but why not this ? why not just pretend my son is dead ? [ scene_break ] cop : this was mr. north 's room . d.a . north : madison ? oh , thank god . help me . cop : ma'am ? madison : you said my husband was killed in a car accident . why are we here ? cop : well , detective beckett found something . he has a few questions . [ scene_break ] zach : i went to henry 's room . he was n't there . next thing i know , he turns up dead in his rental car . kendall : zach , you lied about killing stuart to protect me . you 're lying about something now . can you please tell me what happened ? zach : it does n't matter what happened . north is gone . we have time to find the real killer . kendall : what did you do ? zach : what do you -- we have hope now . kendall : well , you do n't understand . if you did this , i mean if you really did , do n't you get it ? if you 're taken away from me i have no hope at all . [ scene_break ] ryan : ok , what 's that ? erica : what ? ryan : this sail on the front of the boat . erica : the jib . ryan : good . what about this ? erica : the boom . ryan : very good . and what are you supposed to do when we tack ? erica : duck . ryan : 10 for 10 . i am extremely impressed . erica : ok . can we now go back for my phone ? ryan : no , we ca n't . let it go , woman , for a few hours , please . erica : people need me . ryan : you need to have fun . erica : i have fun . ryan : really ? worrying about ratings and all that kind of stuff . erica : oh , come on . you run a corporation , too . ryan : i delegate . i delegate . you should try it sometime . erica : well , nobody can do what i do better than i can . ryan : yeah . i know , superwoman , i know . but are you happy ? erica : i love my work and my life , my family . ryan : but are you happy ? like , no regrets kind of happy ? erica : well , it would n't be so terrible if i had someone to share it with . ryan : then what 's stopping you ? erica : i have n't met the right person yet . [ scene_break ] little adam : can we have s 'm ores ? j.r. : that would be kind of tough . there 's no fireplace . marissa : but we have something better -- connections . i 'll make a call . j.r. : wow . this party just gets better . little adam : aunt marissa is fun . j.r. : yeah . she 's pretty great , is n't she ? marissa : hey . it 's marissa . um , can i have a special delivery of s 'm ores ? [ scene_break ] david : jake and amanda hopped on a plane to get far away from me . amanda goes into labor , my baby boy dies . a short time later liza gives birth to a baby boy . now what do these births have in common ? jake . krystal : you think that liza 's baby is yours ? david : think about it , krystal . jake brought liza here , to this house , to deliver the baby -- not a hospital . and when we thought that the baby might be having -- running a temperature , who do you think examined him ? jake . krystal : he 's a doctor . david : then why does he keep wanting me to stay away from this child ? as does liza . krystal : because maybe he thinks that you 're being a lunatic stalker . come on , what you are suggesting is just insane . i saw amanda at the memorial service . she -- those tears were real , david . the pain was real . she is grieving her son . david : of course she 's grieving . because liza is raising her son . krystal : no . she is dealing with her loss , and you are not . so until you do , until you get right with this , i 'm sorry , we do n't have anything to talk about . david : i am right about this . [ scene_break ] amanda : i 'm sorry . i just feel like my heart has been ripped out . we just got married . we 're newlyweds . we 're supposed to be , you know , doing the honeymoon thing , and being stupid happy and -- i do n't know -- naked . all i do is cry , and you -- you deserve better . you deserve so much better than this . jake : wait . what do you mean i deserve so much better ? i do n't want -- i do n't anybody else . i do n't want someone . i -- i 'm -- i want -- amanda : i 'm not good enough for you . i ca n't give you -- jake : stop it . stop it , stop it , stop it . i do n't want anybody else , ok ? well , wait a second . wait . yeah , i do n't want anybody else . i do n't want anybody else . i just want you . i just want you . amanda : you 're so crazy to put up with me . jake : well , you -- you promised me forever . and i 'm holding you to that . [ scene_break ] detective beckett : is this your earring , mrs. north ? madison : not my style . it must belong to whoever was with henry last night . randi : he started touching me . he started to put his hands on me and he would n't stop . jesse : detective beckett -- jesse hubbard , police chief , pine valley p.d . can we talk ? detective beckett : excuse me . jesse : excuse me . detective beckett : what brings you to d.c. ? jesse : i 'm joining the investigation . detective beckett : my jurisdiction . jesse : my district attorney . detective beckett : we 'll keep you informed . jesse : well , governor brooks says otherwise . you and your boys , you 'll handle the accident site . i will handle the d.a . 's extracurricular activities . detective beckett : why would the governor of pennsylvania care that the vic was messing around on his wife ? jesse : well , because his wife is a beardsley . her family helped put this guy in the governor 's mansion . and if it gets out that this guy died entertaining a hooker -- well , that kind of stink can rise all the way up to the governor 's mansion . i think this guy would like avoid that kind of press . detective beckett : enjoy . i 've got plenty of other public servants to clean up after . [ scene_break ] kendall : zach , swear to me . swear you had nothing to do with north 's death . zach : i swear on our sons . ok , good . settled . call jack . he 's probably already working on a continuance . now we have time to find the real killer . kendall : ok . well , it 's back to annie . zach : no , not back to annie . stay away from annie . kendall : i know that she did it . zach : let jesse deal with it . now that north is gone , he can deal with other suspects . kendall : no , i ca n't just do nothing . zach : yes , you can . focus on work , on the kids . randi was supposed to have some meeting or something , missed her plane ? i do n't even know what that 's about . kendall : randi had a meeting for fusion ? zach : yeah . and that 's something you got to focus on . i know you got other things to do . kendall : no , i mean my mom 's been taking care of everything . zach : what 's that look ? randi does n't take meetings ? kendall : uh , well , no , unless it 's about refilling the vending machine . she 's our receptionist . that -- that 's weird . ok , maybe i should check on things . where are you going ? zach : i got to figure something out . i 'll be back . [ scene_break ] ryan : you were a star out there . erica : on land , on sea -- stardom knows no bounds . ryan : was n't so bad , right ? erica : no , it 's nice . ryan : `` nice `` ? erica : ok . it was one of the best afternoons i 've had in ... forever . ryan : and i bet i know why . erica : the company . ryan : yeah . because you took time for yourself . you relaxed and the world did n't come to an end . ryan : oh , no . no , no , no . erica : oh , no . no . ryan : i got it . i got it . here . take this . ok , let 's go . not that way , not that way . this way . erica : ok . bailiff : please be seated . [ scene_break ] judge pearson : in the matter of the commonwealth of pennsylvania vs. kendall hart slater . i understand the prosecution is requesting to delay the trial . ada willis : well , in light of mr. north 's death , i 'll need time to review the case in order to argue the commonwealth 's position . judge pearson : any objections ? jack : no objections , your honor . in view of the circumstances , we think that mr. willis 's request is fair . judge pearson : agreement . i like that . you have your continuance . check back with me later today for the exact date . ada willis : yes , your honor . jack : thank you , judge . judge pearson : so ordered . this hearing 's adjourned . kendall : well . this is good . so why do n't you seem happier about it ? jack : i just think that north 's demise is a little convenient . kendall : you think i had something to do with it ? jack : i did n't say that . kendall : right . right . i ran greenlee off the road , so of course i ran north off the road , too . you know what ? hell , maybe i even killed stuart . jack : you were driving ? kendall : i 'm sorry , jack . i am so sorry . jack : so all this time you lied to me . kendall : i relive that moment every day . jack : and all those times i shared my grief with you over my dead daughter , your best friend , you could n't bring yourself to say anything . you know , i ca n't do this . i ca n't represent you . kendall : jack , please , please , please . i need you . jack -- jack : i quit . kendall : no , no . jack -- kendall : i miss her every day . your life is n't the only one that fell apart after she died . jack : find yourself another lawyer , kendall . [ scene_break ] j.r. : hey , buddy , how about you go into the bathroom , see how much of that chocolate you can wipe off your face , ok ? go ahead . thank you for the picnic and the fort and the s 'm ores . you made my son happy . marissa : if i had know you used to do this with babe , i never would have suggested it . the last thing i want to do is make you sad . j.r. : do n't worry about what babe did or would have done . just be yourself , because yourself is really amazing . [ knock at door ] little adam : i 'll get it . david : oh , hey , kiddo . what a great surprise . [ scene_break ] jake : hey . so i got your message . what 's up ? krystal : it 's david . he 's gone so far off the edge i do n't even know if i can talk him back . jake : you want to clue me in ? krystal : amanda 's baby -- he thinks because he did n't see the body that the baby is still alive , and he thinks that you planned the whole thing . jake : well , he needs to get a life , or a puppy or something . krystal : seriously , jake , he wo n't let this go . and now he 's convinced himself that liza is in on the whole thing , that she faked her pregnancy or something , is trying to pass amanda 's baby off as her own . i mean , is that insane or what ? jake : that 's insane . [ scene_break ] liza : you know , i am gon na make sure that you have the best life ever . i know it was n't easy getting here , but you are a very lucky little boy , because you have a mother that just loves you to pieces and a sister that adores you . tad : and a father who 's never gon na quit on you . liza : you know , tad , i liked you a lot better when you were playing gun caps and darts . tad : you know , so did i. i just thought i owed it to you as a friend to warn you . do n't you let down your guard . david 's got his sights set on this baby . [ scene_break ] randi : i actually tracked you down because i wanted to apologize . i was supposed to have a meeting with a distributor , and i missed the meeting because of airline trouble . kendall : yeah , zach mentioned something about that . well , i think if you apologize to anyone , it should be my mom . i did n't really know anything about it . maybe zach is right . i -- i should probably spend more time doing stuff at fusion . randi : do n't worry . we can manage . you have enough to worry about . i just want you to know -- i think it 's terrible the way that d.a . went after you . kendall : well , i do n't have to worry about that anymore , do i ? it may sound awful , but i 'm glad he 's gone . i doubt anyone misses him . [ scene_break ] jesse : mrs. north , i 'm really sorry about your loss , and i 'm sorry you had to find out about this . madison : my husband has been doing this for years . cop : chief hubbard ? jesse : why are you here ? zach : i was gon na ask you the same thing . how you doing ? madison : my husband 's dead . how do you think i 'm doing ? zach : any sign of foul play ? jesse : why ? you here to confess ? zach : no , just making sure kendall does n't get charged for another crime she did n't commit . she was at chandler 's last night , for the record . jesse : for the record , i was informed by my crew that she was lucky she was n't arrested again . zach : yeah . so we 're clear . jesse : anything else i can help you with ? i got to get back to this . zach : there is one thing . how exactly are you helping the locals ? jesse : just tying up some loose ends . madison : you mean covering them , do n't you , chief hubbard ? we all know what my husband was doing here . i would prefer if the rest of the world did not . jesse : your husband died in a car crash . the press does n't need to know anything else . madison : so there will be no mention of the earring that was found . jesse : no . madison : thank you . henry always took great care to cover his own tracks , so hopefully his private affairs will die with him . zach : an earring , huh ? you think it was randi 's ? jesse : what does randi have to do with any of this ? zach : let 's assume for one moment that you and i have the same information . jesse : what , that randi had an out - of - town business meeting , but morning sickness changed her plans and she stayed in pine valley ? detective beckett : chief ? jesse : anything else ? zach : making sure everything is covered . jesse : what you got ? detective beckett : when i got on the scene i asked the hotel to turn over the security tapes . jesse : you got the tapes ? detective beckett : that 's the problem . hotel says they 're missing . [ scene_break ] erica : oh . ryan : ok . first thing tomorrow , i 'm gon na buy you a new phone . erica : i do n't need a new phone . my life is in that one . i need a bag of rice . ryan : a bag of rice ? erica : mm - hmm . rice will draw the moisture out of the phone . ryan : you know , i think you caught heatstroke out there . could i see if you have a fever ? erica : no , you need to pay attention . you could learn something . ryan : well , i definitely believe that . erica : ok . you get the rice . i 'll get the towels . ryan : ok . erica : ok . ryan : all right . [ scene_break ] david : and what are these ? little adam : we had a carpet picnic , and that 's s 'm ores . david : wow , that sounds like a lot of fun . j.r. : yeah , it was . but we have to get going , little a , so thank your aunt marissa . little adam : thank you , aunt marissa . marissa : anytime . j.r. : and i 'll see you soon , ok ? marissa : look , if you 're gon na start in on a lecture , i 'm a little old for you to tell me who i can see . david : no lectures . i think your baby brother is still alive . [ scene_break ] liza : david has no reason to think that this is his son . tad : since when does david need a reason to think anything ? liza : look , amanda held her son when he was born , and she held him yesterday , and she did n't recognize him . i 'm not exactly worried that all of a sudden david 's gon na think that my son has his eyes . tad : the only reason you got away with anything with amanda is because she thinks he 's being raised by some storybook couple out there in a country cottage . liza : and if david has questions , believe me , i will come up with answers , and so will jake . tad : i 'm sure you 'll try . the truth 's gon na come out , liza . it always does . and when it does , this perfect little scheme of yours is gon na get ripped to shreds . [ scene_break ] david : i came to you because you 're a lawyer . you can look at the facts , follow the logic , prove i 'm right . marissa : or not . david : fine . if i 'm wrong , i 'll let it go . i swear . marissa : you really believe that liza 's raising your baby as hers ? david : yes , i do . think of it like this , marissa -- does another child really deserve to grow up not knowing the truth about who they are ? [ scene_break ] jake : why are you even listening to david hayward ? i thought you saw the light . i thought that -- first of all , krystal , you know the guy 's only got 2 speeds , right ? he 's got torture and decimate . do n't let him suck you back in . do n't . what ? krystal : you have n't denied it . jake : i have n't denied it . why would i -- it 's just completely irrational . krystal : jake , i know how easy it is to fiddle with blood tests . so i know what david 's suggesting is n't nearly as crazy as it sounds . come on , jake . tell me the truth , all right ? tell me that liza 's baby is liza 's and not david 's . [ scene_break ] [ knock at door ] ryan : hey . kendall : hey . did you hear about north ? he 's dead . ryan : what ? kendall : yeah . it 's a car accident . the judge granted us continuance , which means that we have more time to prove that annie killed stuart . ryan : `` we `` ? kendall : ryan , i 'm sorry about what happened earlier . i never meant to hurt you . i just -- i got so freaked out , you know , i was so sure that i was gon na get sent away to prison for life , and the idea of being away from my boys and everyone i care about -- ryan : do n't forget zach . [ scene_break ] randi : what happened ? do they suspect anything ? jesse : your earring . randi : oh , my god . i completely forgot all about that . did the cops find it ? jesse : yeah . they did n't know it belonged to you , and they never will find out . but there is something else . security footage of the corridor outside north 's room -- it 's missing . randi : security footage ? did you take it ? jesse : no , no . apparently north did . his wife said the man is a master at covering his tracks , so my guess is he paid security to pull the tapes before you even showed up at the hotel . randi : so , no tapes means -- jesse : no earring . no proof that you were ever there . [ scene_break ] [ knock at door ] zach : you wanted to see me ? madison : come in . i have something that i think you 're going to find very interesting . this is henry 's -- case files , notes , strategy for the trial . every dirty trick he was gon na trot out to crucify your wife . whoever 's taking over for the prosecution would do anything for this . it 's yours . zach : you did it . you killed him . | krystal searches for jenny 's rabbit while tad clears the living room of other toys . at the hospital , david confronts jake as to why he is hovering over liza 's baby . on the elevator , amanda wants to see liza 's baby , but liza pushes her away . amanda questions liza as to why she is keeping her away from her baby . liza finally lets amanda hold the baby . ryan and erica share some quality time together on the docks . the hubbards find out that henry is dead . natalia and another officer lets madison know that henry is dead . at home , zach lets kendall know that henry is dead . marissa , j.r. and little a have a picnic in the hotel room . krystal tells tad about david 's reaction to liza 's baby . jesse arrives in washington and is given one of the earrings that randi lost in henry 's hotel room . |
[ previously_on ] simone : i think i broke it . oh -- oh -- liza : by the time i 'm done with you , you 'll be down on your knees . tad : for ? liza : a love like you have never known . erica : what happened with kendall tonight -- it just makes me feel like a weight has been lifted . michael : whoa , whoa , whoa -- [ thunder ] [ scene_break ] officer : can i get you something , kend -- uh -- ms. hart ? kendall : is that a standard feature of police protection ? officer : well , the department approves all personal initiatives to improve civilian - law enforcement relations . kendall : could you just do it from a distance , please ? that would be great . i 'll be right back . just hang here one second . hi . jack : hi . kendall : jackson , jackson , please , you got to help me . this whole bodyguard thing is not working out . jack : kendall , i realize it might be a bit of an inconvenience , but with michael cambias out on bail -- kendall : no , no , no , the protection is not the problem . it 's the protector . hi . how can i conduct a business meeting for fusion 's sexiest man contest with america 's least sexiest man hovering over me ? jack : oh , come on , what 's wrong with ben ? kendall : oh , come on , look at the guy . look at him . he reeks of doughnuts . he 's got powdered sugar all over his pants . jack : kendall , kendall , he 's a cop . he 's not a fashion accessory , ok ? kendall : yes , i 'm sure he has many fine points ; but , jackson , can i please have somebody else ? please ? jack : look , we 're a little understaffed . he 's very good at what he does , so i 'm afraid , no , you ca n't have somebody else , ok ? i 'm going to go . i have a meeting with the caterer . kendall : there 's got to be a better guard for my body . [ scene_break ] aidan : mia . nobody knows i 'm here . how did you find me ? mia : well , you can have anything if you want it badly enough . aidan : and you want me ? why ? mia : well , michael cambias is out on bail , so i just -- i do n't know , i thought i 'd come by and warn you . aidan : yeah . jackson already called me . mia : oh . aidan : and that 's the only reason why you 're here , right ? mia : no . i do want something from you . [ scene_break ] liza : mia and the other fusion women have made this friendly bet about who can find the love of their life first . tad : and you called me because you want me to get him warmed up for you , right ? liza : uh -- no . tad : well , let 's get back to this `` love like i 've never known before `` you promised me . you 're not in on this little bet , are you ? liza : no , but it inspired me . tad : to do what ? liza : to stop letting life pass us by . tad : `` us `` ? you and me , `` us `` ? you did n't have martinis for lunch again , did you ? liza : no , stop it . look , if there 's anybody who knows what you need , it 's me , and i want to be able to give it to you . tad : well , that 's a mighty tempting offer . a little weird , but tempting . i just thought we 'd understood that , you know , a lot of water has gone under the bridge . liza : look , do n't be -- do n't be shy . you remember what it was like to hold somebody in your arms , somebody who knows you down to your very soul , somebody who , without them , there is no life anyway . tad : yeah , i remember . liza : so you can have that . you just have to be willing to say yes . so do n't think too much . honestly , just -- just realize that it 's yours for the taking . you just have to reach out and grab it . [ scene_break ] simone : greenlee , this is n't -- carlos : we do n't have anything to explain , simone . not to her . greenlee : correction -- carlos does n't have to explain anything because , frankly , i would n't give a damn if he did ; but you , simone -- you have a lot of explaining to do . you work for me , which means that during business hours , you should be behind your desk promoting fusion , not here promoting yourself . carlos : how can you talk to simone this way ? greenlee : quite easily . i 'm her boss . carlos : oh , so that gives you the right to treat her like trash ? that 's not acting much like a boss , greenlee . you 're acting more like your spoiled , rich mother . [ scene_break ] erica : excuse me . tommy : hi . erica : hi . my fiancé and i have an appointment to meet with joseph , the caterer . has mr. montgomery arrived yet ? tommy : he was here just a second ago , ms. kane . would you like me to have him paged ? erica : oh , thank you . thank you so much . i 'll wait right here . tommy : ok . mary : so you 're putting your wedding on fast - forward , erica ? erica : it 's called being in love , mary . it 's part of most marriages . mary : you 'd be the one to know . erica : why do n't you just drink your lunch , mary , and i 'll plan my future with jack . mary : it 's his past you should be concerned about , and i assume you 're not inviting his daughter to the wedding . erica : oh , yes , of course lily will be there . mary : erica , how can you be so insensitive , keeping greenlee from her father ? erica : excuse me . i never kept greenlee from roger smythe -- the father you , of course , chose for her . mary : we know what i 'm talking about . erica : and we know what will happen to you if you do n't keep it to yourself . now , of course , that should n't be too difficult for you , since you have kept greenlee in the dark for her whole life . of course , you could tell her right now if you wanted to . mary : yes , and have you tell all the world my wrongdoings and me lose greenlee for good . erica : oh , you know , this is a lot of nonsense because it 's jackson you 're worried about losing . you do n't care about greenlee . greenlee 's already a stranger to you . [ scene_break ] bianca : oh , lena , please , leave me -- leave me alone . lena : but i was just going to help you with your button . bianca : no , i do n't need help , ok ? just do n't -- do n't bother me . lena : bianca , what 's wrong ? bianca : nothing , nothing , nothing , ok ? what is everybody 's problem ? officer : i heard shouting in here . is everything ok ? bianca : oh , my god ! oh , my god . who called the police ? god , i ca n't deal with this right now ! it hurts enough already ! lena : bianca , what -- [ scene_break ] reggie : ja -- oh -- joni : hi . reggie : jack 's not here . joni : no , reggie , i came to see you . reggie : for what ? joni : if you 're still mad because i ratted you out to mr. montgomery , i get it , ok ? but you told me that you already told him , so mostly it 's -- it was your fault . reggie : joni , i understand . joni : no , and you know what ? i did n't even know i was saying anything until , you know , it was too late . reggie : if it was n't for you and your big mouth , i 'd be in jail right now , or maybe even a box . joni : what , you 're -- you 're thanking me ? reggie : yeah , i guess . joni : ok . reggie : look , you want to come in ? you remember when you said i was stealing those pipes ? ahem . joni : yeah ? reggie : and you remember how -- and what -- what happened next ? joni : you kissed me . reggie : oh , i kissed you ? oh , and how you went on and on about the only reason why i kissed you was to get you off my case ? joni : yeah ? reggie : well , joni , i do n't have a case now . i have no reason to play you . joni : no ? reggie : so now you know where i 'm coming from . [ scene_break ] jack : ladies , ladies , ladies , am i interrupting anything here ? mary : oh , hi . erica : oh , no , not at all , darling . mary was just asking about our wedding plans . mary : yes , i was just wishing erica all the happiness that she deserves , and i mean that with all my heart . erica : thank you , and did n't you say you 'd like to congratulate jackson , as well ? mary : of course i do . congratulations . jack : thank you . um -- erica : you know , it is going to be so wonderful from the ceremony to the honeymoon . jack : yes , it is . yes , it is . mary , it 's really good to see you , as always , and thank you for the congratulations , but we have a lot of arrangements to make , so if you could excuse us ? mary : ok . it 's good to see you . jack : great . mary : erica . erica : mary . well -- ahem -- mary was very generous . jack : if she was so generous , then why did you feel the need to gloat ? erica : is that what i was doing ? jack : yeah . i was expecting you to say -- i 'm getting married and you 're not . erica : come on . jack : well -- erica : i 'm just enjoying making our wedding plans , that 's all . jack : yeah , well , i 'm not so sure that 's all , but i 'm afraid our plans are going to have to wait . the caterer called , and we 're going to have to reschedule . erica : oh , no . well , then , let 's just reschedule with joseph as soon as you possibly can , ok , because i 'm telling you something -- jack : yeah ? erica : i ca n't wait to marry you . i want to marry you as fast as i possibly can now that there is nothing in our way . jack : i love it when you talk like that . let 's get out of here . come on . after you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : simone , could you please leave so i can speak to carlos in private ? carlos : she stays until her ankle gets better . simone : actually , you know , my ankle is feeling ok now . greenlee : no kidding . carlos : why are you here ? greenlee : the a / c is on the fritz again . carlos : really ? i thought it felt -- oh . oh , ok . greenlee : not to me . i came to complain to building management , but since you 've turned the office into an e.r . , why do n't you pass along the message , dr. carlos . carlos : i 'm not your errand boy , greenlee . i came here to quit . greenlee : oh , good , good . have a nice life . thank god i wo n't be a part of it . simone ? [ scene_break ] liza : you know , you should n't give up because unconditional love is right there for the taking , and i want you to be happy . tad : well , liza , after everything we 've been through , i 'm kind of surprised that you think you 're -- you 're the person to make that happen . liza : well , after everything we 've been through , why would there be anybody else ? tad : you 're right . you 're absolutely right . ok , if you feel that way , i guess i 'm game . no more hiding my feelings . liza : excellent ! come with me . is there anything that you see that you like ? tad : this a trick question ? liza : what ? no , on the screen . tad : on the screen ? liza : on the screen . i mean , if you do n't like any of the choices that i 've picked , there are other women i can locate . tad : wait . a little confused . um -- all this time i thought you were standing over there talking about -- liza : what ? tad : a pet -- dog , cat . it 's the only kind of unconditional love that i know of . i misunderstood . liza : well , you know , there 's a high degree of success with internet dating , and it was n't easy to find women who mesh with your unique -- uniqueness . tad : well , that 's a real shot in the arm . thanks . i appreciate the vote of confidence , but having an ex - lover as my matchmaker is just a little too freudian for me . liza : i 'm just saying that the fusion women are searching for the love of their life even right now , and you would n't believe the fun that they 're having . simone : oh , yeah , like you 're going to actually play fair . greenlee : like you with your sprained ankle ? how lame is that ? why did n't you just drop a hankie ? simone : you swore that you were over carlos . my god , you are so phony ! greenlee : and you 're a tramp ! tad : you 're right , i would n't believe it . [ scene_break ] lena : officer morrison is n't here to hurt anyone . bianca , i 'm not about to get arrested again if that 's what you 're worried about . bianca : ok , so what is he doing here ? lena : your uncle jack has him looking out for me . you know michael cambias is out on bail . bianca : yeah . right , right . kendall told me last night . ofc . morrison : so there 's no problem here ? lena : no . thank you , officer . is that why you 've been acting like this ? bianca : what ? like what ? lena : well , i can tell you 're obviously upset . is it because of michael ? bianca : no . lena : ok . good . hey -- look , kendall probably made it sound much worse than it is . the guard is just here as a precaution , but nothing is going to happen to me , i promise . so you 're ok ? bianca : yeah . yeah , i 'm fine . i 'm fine . uh -- and i 'm sorry about before . god , i 'm -- i did n't sleep well last night because of the storm and everything , and i 'm just not myself today , i guess . lena : it 's ok . let 's just go upstairs and lie down -- bianca : no , no , no , that 's ok . thank you . what ? lena : i 'm sorry if i 'm wrong about this , but i get the feeling that something else is bothering you . bianca : god , just leave it alone ! erica : hello , lena . bianca : oh , no -- actually , lena , i need you to leave . [ scene_break ] simone : you ditch carlos and , what , no one else is allowed to have him ? oh , yeah , that 's really fair . greenlee : yeah , a heads - up would 've been nice before you pounced . liza : ladies , ladies , let 's just calm down . simone : i made a point of asking you if you were over carlos , and you said yes . greenlee : you did n't even wait till the body was cold . simone : why should i ? carlos is the sexiest guy out there , ok , and he 's fair game . yes . maggie : oh , did someone just mention carlos ? i 'm actually looking for him . simone and greenlee : he 's not here ! greenlee : but he 's in the building . check with the management office . oh , and i hear he 's fair game . simone : greenlee -- maggie : oh , thanks . greenlee : and good luck . simone : oh , you never wish me that ! tad : how 's that friendly bet working for you ? still inspired ? [ scene_break ] mia : i 'm wanting to redo my loft , top to bottom , but i could use a little help , and you seem pretty good with your hands . aidan : well , i have n't had any complaints yet . mia : so , how long have you had this job ? aidan : oh , this is more of a hobby , really . the -- a neighbor of mine at the pine cone owns this place , and he lets me tinker around here , and this baby 's burning too much fuel , so i thought i would replace the -- uh -- i 'm sorry . mia : you 're sorry ? what are you sorry about ? aidan : well , car talk -- it 's pretty dull if you 're not into it . mia : i know you thought you 'd replace the oxygen sensor . aidan : yeah , that 's right . mia : but with that rusted - out manifold , you probably just decided to put in a new exhaust system . aidan : uh - huh . mia : i grew up in my uncle 's gym , so there were a lot of guys hanging around -- you know , into cars and sports and -- aidan : and you were , too ? mia : oh , i still am . so , listen , if there 's room enough for the both of us under that car , i could -- i could help you out if you want . i mean , we did make a pretty good team - up against michael cambias . aidan : yeah , with a lot of help from kendall . mia : oh , yeah . kendall -- yeah , she 's very enthusiastic . aidan : no , she 's more than that . she 's a great thinker , and she 's a real risk taker , and -- and stubborn . well , come to think of it , the woman never quits . [ scene_break ] kendall : tommy , is n't this aidan 's shift ? tommy : yeah , we switched . something about a car . kendall : hmm . thanks . mary : kendall ? if you 're looking for company , would i do ? kendall : thanks , but i 've got a business meeting . mary : you 're friends with greenlee and partners , right ? kendall : right , but from what i understand , you and greenlee are n't exactly close . mary : not as close as i would like us to be , no . kendall : well , then we should n't be talking about greenlee behind her back , should we , mrs. smythe ? mary : we would n't be talking about her . it 's a problem we all share . [ scene_break ] lena : all right , now i know something 's wrong . bianca : no , lena . i need to talk to my mother . ok ? lena : ok . i 'll call you . erica : honey , where have you been ? did you get my messages ? bianca : yeah , i did . i got them , and i wanted to call you back , mom -- erica : oh , no , honey , that 's all right . listen , i know we 're all a little rattled with michael cambias being out on bail again . i assume that lena told you ? bianca : yeah , and kendall , too . erica : well , it 's going to be all over soon . thank goodness . bianca : yeah . mom , are you feeling ok ? you sound -- erica : oh , i 'm fine . i just have a little laryngitis , but i 'm fine . bianca : ok . mom , kendall also said that -- that you two made up ? erica : we cleared up some things . bianca : about what happened to you , about richard fields ? she said that you had some kind of a breakthrough or something . erica : a breakthrough . well , we 'll see , but talking to kendall really did help a lot . bianca : how did you do it ? i mean , how did you even think about it ? mom , how do you get over being raped ? [ scene_break ] kendall : so , what 's this problem that you and i and greenlee share ? mary : well , i know that you 've had a lifetime of conflict with your mother . kendall : yes , it 's not pine valley 's biggest secret . mary : and lately , erica and greenlee 's business competition has generated into personal attacks , and it 's very upsetting to me to see erica taking advantage of people that i love . kendall : what are you talking about ? greenlee 's been holding her own against my mother . mary : so far . kendall : yeah , so far , and i know you 're not talking about me . you hardly know me . mary : no , but i do feel compassion for you . kendall : uh - huh . there 's something more to this than sympathy for your daughter 's business partner . mary : oh , of course . i -- i just see erica 's list of victims growing longer and longer . for instance , my friend jack montgomery has been a victim for so long , it seems he 's developing a taste for it . kendall : so what are you saying ? you want to help me join forces against my mother ? mary : oh , no . no , no , no , but erica attracts tragedy , and the idea of her and jackson marrying -- i just think it 's going to be a disaster for both of them . kendall : where are you going with all of this , mrs. smythe ? mary : where do you want to go , kendall ? greenlee : you know what ? this is too bizarre . now you 're -- now you 're knocking back bloody marys with kendall ? it 's bizarre enough when i found -- mary : no , kendall and i just jumped -- bumped into each other , and i was just being social . kendall : yeah , i have a really hard time believing that we just bumped into each other . i mean , you were so ready to brainstorm ways to help me take down my mother . greenlee : what ? mary : that 's not what i said at all ! kendall : no , but that 's what you wanted me to hear . i 'm still trying to figure out how jackson montgomery fits into all this . greenlee : you 're not going to believe this , kendall , but my mother actually believes she might have a shot at being the next mrs. jackson montgomery . kendall : you are kidding me . greenlee : i wish . apparently , she 's trying to relive her past . kendall : oh , well , that 's not going to happen . mary : i assure you , kendall -- kendall : no , jackson loves my mother -- the real erica kane , not the one the whole world sees -- and my mother loves him for it . you have nothing to offer jackson that even comes close to what they have . mary : well , as a matter of fact -- kendall : no , you think you 're competition for erica ? if you do anything to stop their wedding , i will take you out of the running permanently . mary : excuse me ? i do n't think so . kendall : you burn it up , lady . greenlee : you know what ? you know what ? time out . kendall , can i have a minute alone with my mother , please ? kendall : gladly . greenlee : what are you thinking ? mary : i 'm just looking out for everybody 's well - being . i was only suggesting to kendall that -- greenlee : what , what , what , that she sprinkle arsenic on erica 's wedding cake ? grow up . jackson does n't want you . mary : you do n't know all the facts , greenlee . i 'm doing this as much for you as i am for myself . [ scene_break ] jack : hey , now . reggie : whoa , whoa , jack . um -- yeah , you 're real early . jack : yeah , so it would seem . hey , joni . joni : hi , mr. montgomery . bye , mr. montgomery . jack : well , now , looks like you 've been keeping busy . reggie : well , you know , i 'm living at home with the master . something better rub off , right ? jack : before anything rubs off , i think it might be time for the speech . reggie : uh -- jack : but before we talk about that , we need to talk about the living arrangements around here , reggie . things are going to change a little bit . reggie : yeah , i know they 're going to change , and i bet erica kane is not too happy about being a stepmama , huh ? jack : well , you 're wrong . as a matter of fact , erica welcomes you to our new family . reggie : says who ? jack : says erica . reggie : i do n't know . she talks the talk , but remember what happened with the whole fancy china thing , and -- jack : you know , reggie , i think that erica might just surprise you . reggie : i do n't know . she 's a queen . she had it -- she had it made her entire life . i do n't think she 's ready for a homeboy like me . jack : let me tell you something , homeboy . erica has n't had it near as easy as you think she has . [ scene_break ] erica : `` how do you get over being raped `` ? well , you do n't really ever completely get over it , honey . you know , not -- not really ever . well , much the way that you never really completely get over the death of someone you love ; but , i mean , why do you want to talk about these things when so many good things are happening right now ? bianca : mom , i -- i would like to talk about this right now -- i mean , if you can . erica : all right , of course . yes , i can . now i can after last night , more than i ever could , and maybe that was the breakthrough . bianca : because of kendall ? i mean , i thought that what her father did to you was the reason for so long that you could n't make up with her . erica : yes , but last night -- last night , kendall was n't asking me for anything . sit down , sweetheart . last night , kendall was n't asking me to give her anything i could n't . in fact , she was the one doing the giving when i needed it . when i saw michael -- bianca : wait -- you saw him ? erica : oh , but i was fine . i mean , i was perfectly safe , honey . it was -- he was still behind bars . it was before he was released , but he said some very , very horrific and -- and really horrible things about my being raped , and -- and the storm really forced me back to that awful night . bianca : and then you -- you had to relive all that -- all that pain . oh , god , mom , how did you do it ? how did you even think about it ? how -- how did you survive that ? erica : getting it out really helped . telling kendall all i was feeling really helped to put a lot of it in perspective , and that was a really good thing because i should 've done it years ago . i should 've talked about it . because keeping it quiet , keeping it all bottled up inside me -- honey , that was one of the worst things i ever could 've done . [ scene_break ] greenlee : how would you breaking up erica and jackson help me ? mary : darling , i have continued to tell you that i would love to make peace with you , and i know what a horrible year you had last year , losing your -- roger and then -- and then leo -- greenlee : do n't you dare use my husband to dodge the subject . mary : i 'm not dodging the subject , but jackson montgomery is an incredible and loving man -- greenlee : who 's engaged to erica . mary : you have no idea what he could offer you . greenlee : will you say one thing , just one thing that makes sense ? mary : i 've said too much already . i really do love you , you know . i 'm sorry i did n't give you the life you deserved . greenlee : wait -- mother . kendall : are you ok ? greenlee : that was strange . even for my mother , that was just truly bizarre . kendall : yeah , well , i ca n't believe our mothers are going after the same man . it 's disgusting . greenlee : what did she mean , she was doing this for me ? i mean , how could jackson -- what -- what could jackson give me ? i mean , what could -- oh , my god . oh , my god . kendall : what ? what ? [ scene_break ] jack : you know , since erica and i are going to be getting married soon , i got a big of a favor i 'd like to ask . reggie : from who , me ? jack : yeah , from you . it 's a big one , but i think you 're up to the task . reggie : well , does it have anything to do with ms. kane ? jack : well , let me put it to you this way -- if it were n't for her , i would n't be asking . reggie : what , she wants to change the way i dress ? she wants me to dress more neater ? no , look , i have my own style , ok ? i do n't think i really fit in -- jack : yes , yes , i know you have your own style , and believe me , erica can appreciate that maybe more than anybody else . no , this is more in the way of , shall we say , a job . reggie : a job ? what kind of job ? does it , you know , require any heavy lifting ? because , you know , my arm -- jack : yeah , i know , you 're very delicate . reggie : ok . jack : no , the only thing you 're going to maybe have to lift would be a glass . reggie : well , how much does it pay ? jack : nothing . all you 're going to get is my thanks and all the wedding cake you can eat . reggie : what ? your thanks ? jack : reggie , i would very much like you to be my best man . reggie : somebody 's going to have to show me how , because i never did this before ! nobody never asked me to do this before , jack . jack : believe me , there 'll be somebody to show you how , and i promise you , you get a rehearsal . how 's that ? reggie : jack , this is , like , the biggest day of your life , and you want me to stand next to you ? jack : there 's nobody i would rather have standing next to me . reggie : you know what , jack ? jack : hmm ? reggie : i 'll be your best man . jack : all right . reggie : i 'll be the best damn best man there ever was . jack : give it up . look at that , i got it right . now -- thank you , first of all . reggie : oh , no problem . jack : and second of all , i 'd better get back to that speech i was promising you . reggie : look , the speech -- jack : hey , hey , hey -- i come in here , and i find you and joni on the couch here in what we would call a compromising position in my profession . reggie : look , i know what to do , ok ? i know what happens when you 're not careful . i know what goes where and all that other stuff . look , the last thing i need is a lot of little reggies running around . jack : i agree . reggie : trust me . jack : thank you for saying that , but listen to me . whether it 's with joni or -- or anybody else , i just want you to be -- i want you to be smart -- reggie : mm - hmm . jack : and i want you to be safe . you understand what i 'm saying ? reggie : i got you . i 'll be safe . jack : good . good . one other thing -- let joni set the speed limit of this whole thing , if you would . i think joni 's the kind of girl who would take this sort of thing very seriously , and i -- you know , i do n't want either one of you to get hurt in any way . reggie : get hurt ? i mean , look , what 's there to it ? you meet them , you like them , you love them , and if i 'm like jack , you know , i get busy . end of story . jack : no , reggie , actually , you know , just when you think it 's that simple , you find out how complicated it really is . so -- reggie : all right , jack . i got you , i got you , i got you . [ scene_break ] simone : so , this looks like you 're really quitting . carlos : i have to . simone : yeah , i guess . it just seems like you 've been a part of fusion since the beginning . i 'm going to miss you , carlos . carlos : hey , well , we 'll keep in touch . simone : oh , yeah , everyone always says that . carlos : no , i -- i mean it . simone : yeah ? maybe we could , you know , make some plans . something like , i do n't know -- maggie : oh , there you are . carlos : hey , mag . maggie : hi , carlos . so -- carlos : you know my friend , maggie , right ? simone : yes . maggie : are you busy ? carlos : not anymore . maggie : great . well , i was about to catch some lunch , and i wanted to know if you would like to join me . carlos : sure . i 've got no reason to stay , but -- so -- simone : yes ? carlos : i 'll call . simone : great . carlos : yeah . simone : yeah . he 'll call . [ scene_break ] tad : hey , i got a news flash for you . i do n't need a website to get myself a date . i do n't know whether you 've noticed or not , but i happened to turn a couple heads in this office . honestly , simone is an animal . liza : you know , flirting with mia and simone -- do you think that 's going to get you anywhere serious ? tad : why should n't it ? never underestimate the power of -- of charm and humor . liza : well , in your case , how can i ? tad , seriously -- tad : i am serious . liza : i know what you went through with dixie , what you had with her , and what you 've been through since , and i want you to have something really special . tad : i 'm not so sure i deserved it the first time around , and as far as , you know , getting that lucky twice in the same lifetime -- i do n't know if there 's that much luck in the world . liza : i really do care for you . tad : i know . it 's painfully obvious , and i appreciate it . let me ask you a question . what do you honestly get by playing matchmaker for me ? because to me , it looks like you 're kind of sucking on a little vicarious thrill here , you know ? you 're not going to let yourself in the game , but you 'll get your chuckles by watching me from the sidelines . liza : oh , please . that 's ridiculous . tad : prove it . liza : how ? tad : quid pro quo . liza : no , i -- tad : you let me find you a guy . liza : i do n't need a guy in my life . i have colby . i have a very fulfilling life . stop smiling . tad : well , spare me the `` i am woman , hear me roar `` aria . the fact is , you are a chicken . tad : you 're a chicken ! liza : i am not a chicken ! tad : you are a chicken . liza : tad , i do n't need somebody in my life in order to have personal fulfillment . [ tad clucks ] liza : stop it . oh , here we go . tad : it is so painfully obvious why you 're doing this -- to avoid finding somebody for yourself . liza : put a sock in it . tad : no , honestly . if all of this romance nonsense is so -- is so great for me with my poor , pathetic life , then why is n't it good for you ? liza : because you -- all of this -- you 're a hopeless romantic , with the emphasis on `` hopeless . `` tad : and i 'm supposed to think that you 're like the ice princess of pine valley ? oh , come on . we 're back to my original thesis . you 're scared . you are scared to take the plunge . liza : i am not scared of anyone . i 'm not scared of anything . tad : then why not let me play scout for your love life , huh ? after all , who knows you better than i do ? tad : no , no . i would n't want you to set your sights too high , you know ? you 'd just be disappointed , but then again , you know , anyone from adam is up . liza : you know , if i want a guy in my life , i can get my own guy . tad : but i 'm the drooling schmen that needs a website ? thank you very much . liza : fine , you want to have a race for love ? you 're on . tad : race ? what are we , in the third grade ? liza : oh , you chicken ? tad : no ! liza : uh - huh . tad : ok , fine . you want to be ridiculous , i can be ridiculous . i 'll make you a bet . i 'll bet you that i can find myself a perfectly wonderful woman while you 're out there scratching around the dirt for a halfway decent guy . liza : deal . tad : deal . you are on . [ scene_break ] kendall : aidan ? hello , aidan , are you here ? aidan : how are you , kendall ? kendall : i 'm great . can you please come out from under there ? aidan : um -- any chance you could wait for me back at my flat ? i 'm -- i 'm in the middle of something right now . kendall : no , actually , i ca n't wait . i really have to talk to you right now . can you please come out ? now , aidan ? please , i really need to talk to you . kendall : great . [ scene_break ] jack : all right , all right . coming . coming . greenlee ? greenlee : i want you to do something for me , jackson . jack : sure , if i -- greenlee : i want you to pick up the phone , call my mother , and tell her i do n't want you to be my father . [ scene_break ] bianca : mom , what happened to you was so horrible . i mean , you could n't have told grandma about it . erica : oh , yes , honey , i could have , and i did . grandma was the only one who ever knew , and -- and we had our problems , but boy , grandma just loved me so much . she was always on my side . always . just the way you know , honey , i would always be on your side . always . so if there 's anything you ever need to get out or tell me -- anything , honey , no matter how frightening it might seem , sweetheart -- well , i mean , if kendall and i could make a try at peace , well , hey , you and i , with all our years together -- we can get through anything . bianca : oh , mom -- erica : yes ? lena said she knew that something was wrong . lena was right . there is something wrong , sweetheart . i can see it , too . please , honey . whatever it is , you have to tell me . you can . whatever it is , tell me . [ next_on ] david : you 're about to cross over a line that you should really back away from . montel williams : hello , ladies . i 'm montel williams , and i 'm almost hoping i 'm in the wrong office . i 'm looking for the ladies of fusion . erica : i want you to believe in me enough to tell me what is tearing you apart . | mia is determined to fix up her love life and her eyes are on aidan . she impresses him by talking about cars and then convinces him to help her with some apartment maintenance . greenlee becomes furious when she finds carlos and simone together . simone later tells greenlee that carlos is no longer off- limits since the break - up . she then goes back down to see carlos , but to her disappointment , he takes off with maggie . tad gets disappointed when he realizes that liza is trying to set him up with another woman over the internet . he then bets liza that he can find love before she can . reggie thanks joni for helping him with luis . the two start kissing , but jackson walks in on them . after joni leaves , jackson gives reggie some fatherly advice and tells him to take it slow with joni . he then asks reggie to be his best man at the wedding . mary tries to enlist kendall in her war against erica , but kendall refuses the offer . greenlee comes over just then and tells kendall that her mother is in love with jackson . kendall gets furious and warns mary to stay away from her mother . mary looks disappointed and tells greenlee that she wishes she could have given her a better life . after mary leaves , greenlee finally realizes what 's been going on and goes straight to jackson 's . she tells jackson to call her mother and tell her that she does n't need another father . bianca brushes lena off to talk to her mother . lena ca n't figure out why bianca is acting so strange and leaves disappointed . after lena leaves , bianca asks her mother how she got over being raped . erica gets confused by bianca questions but tries her best to answer . she tells bianca that talking about it helped the most . bianca realizes that she needs to confide in someone and erica urges her to talk . |
di : there is no di kirby . i 'm dixie cooney . adam : ha ! you -- you are absolutely unbelievable . you have been completely exposed , and now you 're still trying to con us . di : it 's not a con , adam . krystal : i asked you if you were dixie . you told me flat out you were n't . and now you 're saying that you are . it just smells like a big old pile of lies to me . you are no more dixie than i am ! [ scene_break ] erica : greenlee , i know how you must feel . greenlee : i 'm fine , erica . just leave this be . erica : it 's amazing and difficult and complicated . so if you 'd rather not , i 'd be happy to tell them . ryan : tell us what ? what ? greenlee , you ok ? greenlee : i 'm terrific . i -- erica -- kendall : it 's bad sushi . i told you that . jack : greenlee , what 's erica talking about ? ryan : whatever it is , i 'd like to hear it right now . [ scene_break ] di : i told you i was n't dixie , because i did n't want my family to know that i 'd done time . krystal : oh , hello ? i told you if you were dixie , i would n't tell anybody about your prison term . di : yeah , i should 've trusted you . i was wrong . i 've been wrong about a lot of this . adam : oh , the sympathy card . wo n't work . di : i thought i could do this without hurting the people i love ; but , j.r. , i swear , i 'm still your mother . [ when di reaches out to j.r. , he pulls back . ] [ scene_break ] erica : tonight is about new beginnings and family , our family . what better way to celebrate than to share our own new beginnings ? kendall : no , mother , this is really not the way to celebrate . erica : listen , i 'm not suggesting that we trot this out onstage in front of the press . of course not . this is way too important . we would keep this within our own family . greenlee : no . no , no , no , no , no . lily : greenlee 's ooc . reggie : `` ooc `` ? lily : that means `` out of control . `` you should do the counting , remember ? ryan : greenlee , whatever it is , just tell me . erica , what is going on ? jack : yeah , i 'd kind of like to hear the answer to that myself . erica : it 's really good news . zach : not -- not now . greenlee is n't feeling well , so kendall and i are going to take her home . come on , let 's go . kendall : come on . ryan : what ? no , you know what , if my wife needs to go home , i will take her , thank you . erica : ok , hold on , ryan . ryan , you and greenlee are so important to me . i want you to be just as happy as jack and i are , only just recently things have been a little difficult for you . jack : look , maybe we should let ryan and greenlee -- erica : i mean , with your doubts about having a family of your own , i mean , your concerns , what relationship would n't suffer ? but our good news really will go such a long way to healing that . ryan : stop . i do n't need your help . and if you 're saying what i think you 're saying , i do n't want any part of it . erica : ryan , having a family of your own is one of the most important decisions you could ever make . you have to give the idea a chance . greenlee : erica , shut up . ryan : why , good publicity for the new project , erica ? want to boost ratings a little bit ? jack : hey , hey , hey , take it down a notch , ryan . ryan : you want to parade my private life around , some sort of hype for the new show , is that what 's going on ? erica : ryan , this is not about my show . this is about you . ryan : i 'm fine , erica ! look , you 're into family , and i think that 's great . you 're into kids . that 's great . but there 's nothing that you can say to make me change my mind . i mean , nothing . i wo n't reverse the procedure . this is so out of line ! are we done ? erica : look , there was not meant to be any pressure on you , just -- just love . i just thought that the news would help you understand the joy . kendall : mother , can you not see that ryan is all out of joy right now ? no , i told you to leave it alone , but you had to go ahead and push and open your mouth . erica : because i just thought it would be best to get it out in the open . greenlee : ok . then let me do the honors and finish what you started . the news that she 's so excited about ? it 's a real bombshell , is n't it , erica , jack ? erica : greenlee , you know very well what i 'm talking about . greenlee : exactly . do you want me to spill the big news ? ok , let 's do it right now . let 's do it erica style . kendall : greenlee , are you sure ? greenlee : hurry up , people ! i ca n't make the big announcement without you ! can i have your attention , please ? we have an announcement to make ! as you know , family is very important to erica and jack , and the family they love so much is about to get bigger . that 's right , you heard it here first -- erica kane is pregnant . [ reporters murmur ] [ scene_break ] di : i was confused about how to come back into your lives , what was the best way , the way that would cause the least amount of damage . adam : and so you threw all those options out and went with this one ? you 're a fraud . tad : let her finish . di : i could n't face telling you i was alive from inside of a prison . thought i maybe should wait , get out , and then decide what to do . krystal changed everything . krystal : ok , do n't you drag me into this . di : i 'm just saying you put my past into my face . all the people i was trying to avoid -- david , j.r. , tad -- they came to visit you , and the more i heard about them , the more i saw them -- i had to do something . adam : how long do we have to listen to this ? tad : until she 's through . di : when david hatched his crazy scheme , i saw my chance . jamie : if you were dixie , why not be straight with us ? di : well , i figured the shock of me being alive would be enough for you all to deal with . with david 's plan , i could ease my way back in . you know , i had to still make sure that you all were n't better off without me . plus , i would n't have to tell you - all i 'd done time on top of everything else . babe : so that night , waiting for the bus -- was it true what i saw ? did someone try to run you down and kill you ? di : no , i -- i really do n't think so . tad : what do you mean , you do n't think ? is there a chance she 's right ? di : yes , there 's a chance . adam : i 'm sure if you ask her real nice , she 'll tell us the whole story . tad : shut up . krystal : ok , wait , wait . adam : drop dead . krystal : here 's a question -- why was dixie in jail ? di : when i got back to the states , there was a -- a man . and before i could realize he was n't who i quite thought he was -- adam : a lot of that going around . di : well , i was in too deep . turns out he was being investigated by the grand jury . and they thought that i could give them the evidence that they needed , so they subpoenaed me to testify against him . i did time instead for contempt . babe : so this man is still after you , and you put my son in the danger zone ? did you not even care what happened to him ? j.r. : oh , why do n't you just shut up , babe ? jamie : watch your mouth . she has every right to be mad . di : last i heard , he 'd disappeared , left the country . adam : along with anyone else who could back up this preposterous story . lady , you 've had a good run , but it 's over . you 're finished . i 'm calling the police . j.r. : no , no , no , not until we find out all the facts . adam : all the facts ? she 'll tell you anything you want to know , anything that 'll save her hide . let 's end it now . tad : i 'm with j.r. let 's get it all out . how many more lies have you got ? [ scene_break ] reggie : congratulations , jack , you work fast ! a baby ? val : it 's genius ! you 're having your very own new beginning ! erica : val , no , not now . val : you can bring the little nugget to work , and i 'll babysit for free . erica : val , there 's been a misunderstanding . ryan : excuse me . excuse me ! leave greenlee and me out of this . i do not like to be pushed , erica . erica : ryan , talk to your wife . she dragged us all into this . kendall : mother , let this go . ryan : my life with greenlee is off - limits ! it 's not an episode for your show ! if you ca n't respect that -- jack : ca n't respect that , what , ryan , what ? just settle down , will you , huh ? ryan : back off , jackson . greenlee : ryan , it 's ok . ryan : get out ! jack : whoa , whoa , whoa . woman : i ca n't see your eyes , honey . [ a reporter wearing a red dress walks up to lily and rips her sunglasses off . ] lily : no , do n't ! red ! woman : you 're erica 's stepdaughter , are n't you ? lily : red , red ! go away ! woman : you must be excited , a new baby in the family . lily : go away , please ! woman : is this some sort of game ? all i want is a statement , something for erica 's fans . sweetie -- lily : red . do n't touch me ! jack : lily , lily , lily , it 's all right . ca n't you see she 's upset ? reporter : i only asked her about -- jack : do n't ask her ! just give her some space , all right ? just -- just back off . and give me the sunglasses . what 's the matter with you , anyway ? reporter : well , what about the happy daddy - to - be ? any comments ? jack : yeah , get lost . come on , honey , put these on , it 'll be ok . josh : no , this is not part of the party schedule . will you be okay if i go and try and salvage some things ? danielle : yeah , go ahead . oh , my god ! reggie ! [ jealous of josh 's closeness with danielle , reggie spins him around and socks him in the face . ] jack : reggie ! danielle : josh , are you ok ? josh : some kind of right hand . danielle : what did you do that for ? reggie : come on , let 's go . let 's go ! erica : ok , everyone , thank you so much each and every one of you , for your very , very kind comments , but i am not pregnant . [ reporters murmur ] zach : that 's my new family . ca n't you just feel the love ? [ scene_break ] di : it all just got away from me . i did n't know how to stop it , to fix it . tad : sure you did . you told one lie after another after another . first , you were dixie the survivor who was so damaged you figured it was best if we all thought you were dead . then you 're diana , the nanny who spies on us from the inside to figure out whether or not we 're worth coming back to . then after you 're outed , oh , yeah , sure , you 're dixie , but you 're back on your own terms and to hell with anybody who does n't agree with them . now lo and behold , krystal shows up , and guess what -- you 're a whole new , improved dixie , but you 're so embarrassed about shacking up with some crime boss you 're spouting a whole new set of lies ? well , which one is it ? door number one , door number two , or three ? or maybe adam 's right , maybe it 's none of the above , and you 're just some soulless con artist who 's on david 's payroll . di : i know you 're angry . tad : damn right i am ! all you have done since you showed up is tear my family apart with your sick little game of three - card monte , and i 'm tired of it . all i want to know , is my ex - wife alive , or did she die three years ago ? di : only one way to find out . you 've been yelping about a dna test since day one . let 's do it . right now . [ scene_break ] jack : look , just count with me , ok ? 100 -- lily and jack : 99 , 98 , 97 -- jack : that 's it , that 's it . lily : red . red ! jack : it 's all right , lily . honey , honey , it 's all right . reporter : what is wrong with her ? is it drugs ? jack : no , it 's you . you are loud , you are rude , and you are insensitive . sweetie -- lily : 99 , 98 -- reporter : this is on the record . jack : all right , on the record , you 're also obnoxious and offensive . now , stay away from my daughter ! get the hell out of here ! lily : 98 -- jack : sweetheart , it 's going to be all right , ok ? lily : 99 , 100 -- jack : this is going to be over soon , i promise , i promise -- i hope . erica : actually , this is just a sign of things to come on my new show , on `` new beginnings , `` because emotions run high and people get excited , and who knows what 's going to happen next ? but i can promise you that you will always find the unexpected on `` new beginnings . `` besides , do i look pregnant ? [ laughter ] zach : so , no little step - siblings for me ? erica : oh , you know what , you in my face -- i do n't need this . go away . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you ok ? ryan : i 'm fine . i 'll be better as soon as this kicks in . what was that about , her big announcement ? greenlee : i just wanted to shut erica up . ryan : what ? what is it ? what 's going on with you people ? why would you do that ? i mean , yes , it 's the wrong place , wrong time . i blew it , i understand . but nobody -- nobody gets it . nothing is going to change my mind about having kids -- nothing . not even erica kane . nobody . look , i 'm going to go . i 'll see you at home . greenlee : i 'll catch up as soon as i can . ryan : everything 's going to be fine , ok ? [ scene_break ] lily : 32 , 31 -- jack : that 's it , honey . you just keep counting , all right , sweetheart ? you 're doing great , ok ? good . lily : 29 , 28 , 27 [ scene_break ] erica : greenlee just has a really twisted sense of humor . reporter : mm - hmm . erica : oh , that 's off the record . reporter : well -- erica : excuse me . kendall , what was greenlee thinking ? what was that all about ? zach : i do n't know . self - preservation , maybe ? kendall : mother , i warned you . erica : why would greenlee do something like that ? zach : wait a second , now you want kendall 's advice on something , you want her opinion ? why did n't you take it when she offered it when she asked you to steer clear of ryan and greenlee ? erica : do you have to be here ? zach : do you have to meddle in your children 's lives ? erica : you know something ? some people can have a very fabulous and fulfilling life and still help their children . of course , you would know nothing about that . zach : good , then keep helping your children with your good intentions and help greenlee right into a divorce or worse . kendall : mom , zach is right . you 've got to let greenlee do this by herself , alone and privately , not on a break from your party . erica : a child is about family and hope and the future , and ryan needs to believe in that now more than ever . we can help him get there . kendall : mother , please , please , i 'm begging you , do not tell jackson -- please . he 's going to blow up before ryan even knows what hit him . just let greenlee handle this alone , please ? ok , this is hopeless . i need some air , now . jack : so do we have a blessed event in our future or not ? erica : do n't even . no , that was just greenlee 's latest nonsense . jack : so what was all that talk back on the yacht ? i mean , if it 's not our new beginning , then whose is it ? erica : oh , no one 's . no one 's at all . i mean , i just got carried away . jack : erica , what the hell 's going on here ? erica : well , why do n't you ask reggie ? because he just punched my supervising producer . jack : i 'll talk to reggie about that at home , which is where i 'm taking lily , because there 's just been a little too much excitement for everyone i think , ok ? i 'll see you there . erica : ok . [ scene_break ] adam : you will submit to a dna test without being hogtied ? di : you heard me . it 's the only way to settle this . adam : all right , let 's do it before she changes her mind -- or her identity . di : that 's not going to happen . i know who i am , and there 's only one way to prove it to all of you . adam : you heard her . let 's go up to the house , get things organized . david : i can handle that . i can -- adam : no , you will do nothing . tad : neither will you . i 'll set it up . di : j.r. , there 's -- there 's nothing to worry about . trust me . babe : what is she up to ? adam : if you and your daughter jerk me around again , you 're going to be back in the slammer by morning . krystal : adam , do you think i 'm working this voodoo ? if i had that kind of power , i would 've wiggled my nose a long time ago and gotten out of prison . adam : i will not let the two of you con me again . krystal : hand to god , adam , i do not know what 's going on with that dixie / di -- whoever the heck she is . [ scene_break ] david : dna test , huh ? are you out of your mind ? di : they want the truth . that 's what they 're going to get . david : that 's very funny , considering your truth seems to change so often . di : david , you almost had it right . the day at the hospital when you found out i had only one kidney ? you thought i was dixie . well , surprise , surprise , you were right . looks like i 've been using you as much as you used me . david : sure you have . [ after david walks away , di turns to tad who 's been watching them . ] di : i 'm sorry our memorial was interrupted . what you said about kate was beautiful . thank you . [ scene_break ] erica : thank you ! reporter : it was very interesting . erica : oh , i 'm so glad . thank you very much . photographer : thank you , ms. kane , good night . erica : thank you , good night . why did you make that announcement ? were you trying to sabotage my party ? greenlee : you were about to ruin my marriage . i had to stop you . erica : i wanted ryan to know that we believe in him . he needs support . he needs his family 's support . now , i know it 's been hard for him , and for you , and i thought it was very important for us to all be there for him . greenlee : do n't you get it ? ryan does n't trust himself . he 's so afraid of hurting me and our child . i have to find the right way , the right moment to tell him . you almost ruined everything . erica : well , i do n't think you should be alone with him when you tell him , from everything i just saw . if you think that ryan 's just going to sweep you up into his arms -- greenlee : well , let me worry about that . ryan and i alone is the best way to deal with this . please , erica , i know how much you care for ryan , but if you really want to help , let me do this my way . erica : all right , i wo n't say anything . but do n't you dare hurt ryan . [ scene_break ] reggie : go ahead , dani . you 're mad at me , right ? i knocked out mr. big - shot producer josh . you want to hit me , hmm ? go ahead , hit me . hit me ! tell me i was a fool . tell me i was a jerk . tell me something . tell me -- tell me lily was wrong . danielle : lily ? what about her ? reggie : she said she saw you and that guy josh hugging and almost kissing . is that true ? danielle : reggie , there 's something i need to tell you . [ scene_break ] krystal : i do n't know what you 've got going on -- di : ok , if you 're concerned about tad , do n't be . we decided we 're done . if he held out for the two of us , well , it 's long gone after this , so let your wedding bells ring . krystal : i do n't get you one bit . i mean , you seem to really care about tad and j.r. and jamie , the whole lot . but if you really are dixie , then why are you putting them through this ? di : yeah , what do you care ? you 're a free woman . you know , maybe i should congratulate you . you and your daughter -- it 's great teamwork . you 're smarter than i thought . [ scene_break ] tad : we 're doing the dna test , right here , right now . adam : well , that 's good , that 's good . but with this crowd , what 's to keep some lowlife from tampering with the samples ? tad : the way i set it up , there wo n't be any doubt about the results . [ scene_break ] jamie : so what do you think ? is she dixie or not ? babe : i 'm as clueless as everyone else . jamie : is that the truth ? or are you still holding out on me ? [ scene_break ] kendall : sure you 're ok ? greenlee : yes . no . i do n't know . what if ryan had found out about our baby like that , ambushed with an audience ? i thought i could do this . i thought i could find the right moment , know what to say . but what if there 's no right moment ? what if i do n't say the right thing ? i mean , the way that he went off -- ryan 's at home waiting for me , and i ca n't go . i ca n't move . i 've only got one chance at this , kendall , and if i blow it , if i do that -- kendall : you wo n't , ok ? listen to me , you will find the perfect moment . it 'll be beautiful and romantic . you 'll take ryan , you 'll bring him there , you 'll show him how much you love him , and then you 'll tell him about your baby . it 'll be just the way you want it , just the two of you . except i 'll be there . greenlee : what ? no , this is not a group activity . kendall : no , listen , hear me out , ok ? the vip suite at the casino ? it 's gorgeous . it 's completely decadent . it 's totally romantic . take ryan there tonight . zach and i will set it up . greenlee : the casino ? jonathan shot ryan there . that 's not a great way to break the news that a new lavery 's on the way . kendall : no , but maybe it 's the perfect place . i mean , think about it -- you bury the past , you look to the future . come on , what better way to stomp out the ghosts ? greenlee : it might work . kendall : it will . you 'll have your moment . you 'll find the right moment , and you 'll find the right words , and then the rest just leave to zach and me . greenlee , ryan 's going to get through this . he loves you so much . he 's going to love that baby as much as he loves you . greenlee : how much is he going to love me when he finds out ? kendall : even more . i mean , look at you . you 're having a baby . greenlee : ryan 's baby . the most perfect , beautiful little girl , little boy . thank you . thank you so much . i 'll tell him tonight . i 'll tell ryan that i 'm pregnant . [ scene_break ] tad : ok . you 're all witnesses . we 've all seen dad take three samples from j.r. and three samples from a woman claiming to be his mother . those three samples are going to be delivered to three different laboratories , courtesy of my father , brooke , and aidan . adam : and why is it we should trust them -- your father , your ex - wife , and your partner in business ? tad : because they want to know the truth as badly as we do . and each one of them will be accompanied by a lawyer from your legal firm . jamie : so what now ? tad : we wait for the lawyers to get here . after the samples are delivered , the results will be returned in the same way . david : is n't that just a bit excessive ? tad : with you in the mix , it 's the only way we could guarantee the results . either that or we could go with my first idea , which was to chain you to a tree and throw rocks at you till the results get back . any questions ? good . di : it 's going to be all right . j.r. : if you 're not my mother , you 'll have killed me . [ scene_break ] reggie : who 's josh ? i mean , was i wrong to hit him ? dani , i need you to talk to me . this is reggie , this is your boyfriend . i need you to talk to me . what -- what 's going on ? you know you can tell me anything . you know that , right ? danielle : it 's supposed to be easy in the beginning , but i 'm not quite sure where that is . garret : danielle , reggie . hey . did n't hear you guys come in . did you have a good time ? danielle : not exactly . reggie : come on , dani . we 'll go to my place , we 'll talk there . garret : actually , hold on . i need to talk to dani for a sec . danielle : about what ? garret : well , it 's important . only take a minute . danielle : go ahead . i 'll catch up later . reggie : i 'll be waiting for you . excuse me . garret : so , is it true ? reggie decked your friend from the beach ? danielle : oh . yeah , right in the middle of the party . is that it ? can i go now , somewhere you ca n't eavesdrop ? garret : i could n't help hearing . now , i know we just met , and i 've got no right to tell you how to handle your life -- danielle : but you 're going to tell me anyway , are n't you ? garret : it 's just advice . i mean , you can take it , or you can tell me where to put it . you like reggie ? danielle : a lot . garret : then do n't tell him you slept with josh . [ scene_break ] josh : i hear congratulations are in order . erica : oh , you want to get punched again ? josh : your stepson 's got a temper , and a right cross to match . erica : tends to happen when he thinks someone 's hitting on his girlfriend . tell me you 're not interested . josh : dani and i like each other , but it 's not going anywhere . i 'm not pursuing anything . erica : well , good . that 's one problem solved . josh : sorry if that punch put a dent in the evening . erica : oh , are you kidding ? after greenlee 's announcement and ryan storming off and lily 's meltdown , you and reggie were just one more shining moment in this complete and utter disaster . josh : complete and utter triumph , at least according to the reporters i talked to . erica : you 're kidding . josh : it was unanimous . you saved the day with your promise of more surprises to come . they could n't have been more happy if you 'd given them all cars . i swear they said if your new show is half as entertaining as your personal life , guaranteed hit ! erica : oh . well , hey , this is turning out to be not so horrible a party after all . [ scene_break ] kendall : hey . you busy ? zach : what 'd you have in mind ? kendall : romance . zach : all right , let me take a quick shower , and we 'll -- kendall : no , no , no , this is for greenlee and ryan . i told her that i would give them the vip casino suite tonight . i mean , it 's the perfect setting for her to tell ryan the news . it 's intimate , it 's private , no prying eyes . zach : except ours . kendall : exactly . what do you think ? zach : i think it 's genius . if it works out the way that we 're hoping , then everything 's going to be fine . if it does n't , we 'll be right there . kendall : so i 'm going to head over there now and set up and just be there in case greenlee needs me . zach : i 'll come with you . kendall : you do n't have to . zach : i know . whatever happens , greenlee 's got one hell of a friend in you . kendall : you 're not such a bad friend yourself . [ scene_break ] [ after pacing around his apartment , ryan pops another anti - anger pill , then hugs greenlee . ] [ scene_break ] tad : everybody has to sign the evidence tag for the sample they 're responsible for . each tag should have two signatures , got it ? thanks , ppop . joe : let 's hope we get the answer we want . tad : whatever that is . adam : watch every move he makes . aidan : you know , however this turns out , i 've still got a million questions . tad : well , between the pair of us , it 's going to make two million . [ scene_break ] brooke : how are you holding up ? jamie : i 'm fine . it 's just -- it 's just been one hell of a day , a lot of surprises . brooke : well , i 'm pretty certain that the surprises are n't over yet . jamie : yeah . me , too . brooke : all right , listen , i 'll talk to you later , ok ? ok . [ scene_break ] david : slick move . you played this whole thing to your advantage . krystal : i would 've told the truth whether or not it got me out of prison . david : of course you would 've . babe : do you really have to be such a jerk ? mama only wanted to do the right thing . david : and so did i , babe . this whole thing was for you . babe : and i told you that i do n't want you to do anything for me , especially something like this . david : it was working , was n't it ? you did get some more time with little adam . babe : it was wrong ! what do n't you get about that ? it was totally , completely wrong . you have wrecked people 's lives . david : you 're kidding , right ? and these bastards do n't deserve it ? babe : ugh . not another word , now or ever . babe : you know what , forget it , ok ? i am so through with you . david : look , do n't -- do n't look at me like that , all right ? one of us had to get our hands dirty to help our daughter . krystal : you just ca n't figure out that it always ends the same way . you get bit in the keister , and yet you continue to go and play god over and over and over again . david : i do n't care what happens to me . i will do whatever i need to do to make sure that babe gets what she deserves . krystal : you 're just like that scorpion in that old story , the one where the frog carries him across the river . they get halfway across , the scorpion stings the frog , the frog goes down , and they both die . you just ca n't help yourself . it 's just in your nature . david : mm - hmm . yeah , well , you did n't seem to mind my nature a year ago when it got you what you needed . krystal : those days are over . you just keep your poisonous self out of our lives . [ scene_break ] garret : my word , all right -- anything you tell me stays with me . your mother never has to hear about it . danielle : well , if she did , i 'd be toast . garret : well , then we 'll make sure that never happens . see , things like this can be very complicated , i mean , especially if you do n't have very much experience , or no experience at all . you all right ? danielle : josh did n't make me do anything i did n't want to do . he 's older , and i was giving him my `` been there , done that `` routine , and things just kind of happened . got carried away , i guess . garret : you were n't too carried away to take precautions , were you ? danielle : we did . it was great . it was -- i like josh , but i lied to reggie . i told him he 'd be the first , and now it 's -- garret : the guilt 's taking over ? yeah , guilt 's a funny thing . never plays out the way you think it will . bet you think if you come clean with reggie , you 'll feel better . danielle : wo n't i ? garret : chances are you confess about josh , and you 'll blow everything up and feel even worse . [ scene_break ] josh : your stepson does n't have to worry about any competition for his girlfriend , at least not from me . erica : well , pine valley just has so much more to offer you . and i know just the woman . she 's actually perfect for you -- sophisticated , witty , successful . josh : who 's the lucky lady ? erica : my daughter . [ scene_break ] david : all right , look , you know something ? this is ridiculous . you guys can rush all the tests you want , they 're still going to take at least a day or two for those results to come in . i 've got better things to do than sitting around here waiting for the chandler vampires to start prowling these halls . tad : forget it . david : get out of my way . tad : until those results come back , nobody 's leaving this house . [ scene_break ] danielle : so you want me to lie to reggie ? garret : i want you to take time before you decide whether or not to tell him . are you more upset , because you made love to josh , or because you broke your promise to reggie ? danielle : i do n't know . i just do n't want to hurt reggie at all . garret : i get that . see , what happened between you and josh could 've been nothing more than a blip , all right , and you and reggie might have a big , bright future together -- or you were drawn to josh because something between you and reggie is n't working . maybe you were n't meant to be . danielle : oh , do n't say that . garret : it 's just -- just something to consider . so sit with it . but you decide what you want before you make a move , ok ? and if you need somebody to talk to , i 'm here . danielle : thanks . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm so sorry for that scene at erica 's party . ryan : no , no more apologies . greenlee : she had no right to come after you like that . ryan : it 's over . it 's done . no worries , ok ? i think they 're working , david 's wonder drug . greenlee : i 'm so glad . ryan : keeping the world a safer place . greenlee : i 'm always safe with you . remember that surprise i promised ? ahem . tonight 's the night . ryan : lay it on me . greenlee : not here . someplace fun . you up for it ? ryan : as long as it 's not another bulletproof vest , i will love it . greenlee : i hope so . [ next_on ] amanda ( to aidan ) : i was afraid i was too late . jamie ( to babe ) : we were together no matter what , a team . did i get that wrong ? di : what do you expect ? it 's david . tad : and who , i wonder , are you ? kendall ( to zach ) : there 's a bomb in the vip suite . the roof is going to blow off the joint . ryan ( to greenlee ) : how much longer do i have to wait for my big surprise ? | erica wants to announce to ryan and to everybody that greenlee is pregnant . but kendall and greenlee urge her not to . ryan still has no clue that his wife is pregnant nor has he changed his mind about ever considering having kids . reggie punches josh after hearing from lily that he was touching danielle . erica does not know what has happened and josh does not admit to her that he slept with her stepson 's girlfriend . reggie goes to talk to danielle about how she must believe his behavior was out of control and he asks her to please tell him that lily did not see what she told him she saw . danielle is ready to tell reggie the truth . but garette comes and asks to talk to her in private and tells her that in reality , telling reggie that she cheated on him with josh might make things worse . |
disguised voice : i know what you did . i know what you did . i know what you did . i saw you . i saw you . now it 's your turn . j.r. : no ! disguised voice : it 's your turn . j.r. : no ! disguised voice : your turn . now i 've done it to you . j.r. : please help me ! disguised voice : now i 've done it to you . j.r. : help me ! disguised voice : now i 've done it to you . j.r. : let me out of here , somebody help ! no ! [ j.r. dreams that he 's buried alive . ] babe : shh . j.r. , what is it ? what 's wrong ? [ scene_break ] adam : winifred ? i 've been looking everywhere for j.r. is he home ? has he -- has he called , phoned in ? winifred : well , he 's in his bedroom . adam : thank god . [ doorbell rings ] winifred : oh . ahem . dixie : hi , winifred . is j.r. home ? adam : dixie ? go away . you 're the last person that j.r. needs to see . dixie : is j.r. home ? winifred : i think he 's sleeping , ma'am . adam : that 'll be all , winifred . you can go . and so can you . dixie : i need to see j.r . adam : why ? dixie : it 's important . adam : why , because he 's the only child you have left ? you already took tad 's child away from him . and i will be damned if you 're going to take mine from me . [ scene_break ] tad : go away , krystal . krystal : someone was a sore loser . you could try to run to timbuktu , but you are not going to get away from me . [ scene_break ] zach : i see , so you 're a night owl just like your mom . she 's in the kitchen raiding the fridge . or not . ryan : you sure spike 's all right ? kendall : i hope so . i do n't know . if he 's not , i do n't know what i 'm going to do . ryan : well , let me see him -- kendall : wait , no . spike is fine . he 's fine . he 's fine . ryan , he 's fine . he 's sleeping well , and he 's eating a lot . ryan : well , then , what 's the problem ? kendall : who spike is . [ scene_break ] zach : your mom 's a little worked up . but your dad 's good at talking her down . she 's going to be in here having ice cream in no time . kendall : spike is -- i know you love him . but there 's -- there 's a chance , just a possibility -- i -- i just -- i 've heard all of these weird , crazy , freaky things about dr. madden . ryan : well , forget about them . i mean , he 's dead . it 's in the past . kendall : yeah , well , not for us -- for you , me , and spike . oh , god . i do n't know how to say this to you . ryan : kendall . spike is not madden 's son . kendall : you know ? how did you know ? when -- when did you know ? why did n't you tell me this ? ryan : kendall ? we just have so many -- you know , so much good stuff going on , so everything 's -- spike is healthy , and he 's happy . i 'm not going to mess it all up with `` what ifs . `` it 's not relevant . kendall : ok . well , supposedly , dr. madden inseminated hundreds of women around the world . all of those women at his spa -- they were guests of donor number one , dr. greg madden . ryan : well , that 's not our problem , because spike is our son , yours and mine , and he has been since the day he was conceived , ok ? so let 's just love our son and live our life . kendall : i ca n't . i ca n't let it go . [ scene_break ] j.r. : it was a coffin . i was inside , trapped . babe : some nightmare . j.r. : it was so real . i could n't get out . i was -- i was calling for help . babe : you 're here , you 're fine . it 's kind of weird , having a dream like that , trapped in a box , buried alive . j.r. : yeah . babe : i 'm going to go get some water . what ? j.r. : you think i had that dream , because i 'm guilty . babe : no , i do n't . i do n't want you to be . j.r. : i 'm not . babe : it just -- it hit close , j.r . i guess i 'm just a little bit jumpy . j.r. : a lot of that going around . here . no doubts , no fears . babe : no nightmares . j.r. : just sweet dreams . so how about we get some sleep ? babe : all right . j.r. : i love you . babe : i love you , too . j.r. : oh . [ lying in bed next to babe , j.r. keeps recalling his nightmare . ] disguised voice : i know what you did . i know what you did . it 's your turn . j.r. : no ! disguised voice : your turn . now i 've done it to you . j.r. : somebody help me ! disguised voice : now i 've done it to you . j.r. : help me ! disguised voice : now i 've done it to you . j.r. : let me out of here , somebody ! j.r. 's voice : help ! [ banging on coffin ] [ scene_break ] dixie : i did n't come here to be insulted . i came here to see j.r. , so i 'm just going to call his room . adam : look , i apologize . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . it 's all of this business about greg madden 's death and the circumstances , and we 're all -- we 're all pretty shaken up around here . and you -- i ca n't imagine . you chased madden how many miles in how many years to find kate , and then that maniac turned up dead ? and the trail is stone cold . i 'm sorry . dixie : what are you doing ? adam : i 'm trying to tell you that this is not a time for grudges , for pain out of the past and what you 've been through , and now this ? i -- i will do anything . if -- anything i can do , let me know . [ dixie chuckles ] dixie : you 're so trying to play me . adam : i most certainly am not . dixie : yes , you are . why do n't you just tell me what you want , and we 'll just be done with it ? adam : i want to tell you that i do n't blame you . dixie : you do n't blame me ? are you kidding me ? you 've blamed me ever since i came back . adam : no , if madden had taken my child from me -- even though we would rather draw blood than share a meal together , we have one thing in common , and we would both do anything to protect our children . i would 've done exactly what you did -- exactly . no measure would 've been too extreme , not even this . dixie : what are you talking about , adam ? adam : you buried greg madden , did n't you ? and left him to die . [ scene_break ] tad : did you hear about madden ? well , the show 's over . it 's time for you to go home . krystal : oh . you know , you keep telling me that , and i 'm going to start to take it personally . tad , when i heard the news , my heart just fell to the floor . i mean , the one man who knew where your daughter is , dead and -- and buried ? tad : actually , i think it was the other way around . krystal : i am so sorry . tad : save your condolences and your `` i 'm sorrys `` for somebody who deserves it , because i do n't . anything that madden was guilty of is only possible because of me . he 's not the monster here -- i am . [ scene_break ] [ when someone stealthily walks into his bedroom , j.r. rushes up to stop the thief . ] j.r. : drop it ! [ scene_break ] zach : so let me tell you a story about a guy named rumpelstiltskin . he used to play up in edmonton -- maybe buffalo , i do n't remember . ryan : you know , just because madden was a freak , it does n't mean that he inseminated you with his sperm . kendall : yes , ok , that 's -- that 's what zach said to me . he brought up the whole rush of the night of the blackout . he said that if it -- if it was greg 's donation , then there would n't have been a rush , then he would 've done it later . ryan : well , then , listen to zach , and me . i 'm telling you , spike is 100 % lavery / hart . kendall : ok , but i ca n't stop thinking about what if -- what if the rush was n't because of the whole x / y thing ? what if it was because of me and my egg ? ryan : you 're losing me . kendall : maybe greg rushed to do it that night , because he wanted to use my egg , not greenlee 's . i mean , the man has been obsessed with my mother for years . he could n't have her . he could n't have her child , so -- so why not inseminate me , her daughter ? i mean , it 's not the dream , but it is the next best thing . [ scene_break ] babe : what the heck -- j.r. : what the hell are you doing ? colby : what 's going on ? why are you in my bedroom ? j.r. : this is my room and that 's my money . colby : oh , no . it 's happening again . j.r. : what -- lying , stealing ? colby : i sleepwalk . j.r. : well , so sleepwalking turns you into a klepto ? colby : no . it 's happened ever since mom snatched me -- some sort of posttraumatic abducted child - of - divorce thing . i even saw a shrink . i 'm so sorry , j.r . babe : and you always get your bling on when you sleepwalk ? colby : oh , no . this is a totally new symptom . i 'm getting worse . j.r. : give it up , colby . colby : j.r. , i swear to god , i do n't know how i got here . j.r. : i used to do the same thing when i was your age . colby : sleepwalked ? j.r. : no , i used to sneak out to parties and grab some of dad 's cash on the way out . colby : so you 're down with this . lend me 50 . j.r. : oh , no . you are not leaving this house . colby : you 're my brother , not my boss . talk to him , make him understand . babe : i 'm sorry . you 're on your own on this one . j.r. : you 're underage , colby , and you 're out on bail . colby : i did n't steal those cars -- i borrowed them ? j.r. : well , whatever . the only place that you 're going is to bed . colby : when did you turn into an old fogey ? j.r. : i know what guys like me did with girls like you and that 's not happening to my baby sister . colby : i 'm not a baby . i 'm almost 16 . i 've been a total prisoner . i just want to have some fun . j.r. : go to bed . colby : you 're a jerk . j.r. : go to bed ! babe : ok , how about you go check on little a , huh ? j.r. : do n't let her work you . colby : he so totally does n't get it . but you do , do n't you ? babe : hmm , i get it , all right . colby : then you 'll lend me the money ? i just want to see some old friends . i ca n't walk -- i need cab fare . babe : not even a dime . colby : i thought we were cool . babe : we will be , as soon as you get a few things straight . colby : are you kidding me ? a lecture on rules -- from you ? you were my idol , babe . you do n't breathe the rules . you break them . [ scene_break ] dixie : so you really think that i planted madden under a bunch of geraniums in a public park ? adam : yeah , well , it did n't turn out exactly as planned . he did end up dead , so you got no closer to information about kate and you also compromised yourself . even worse , you compromised our son . dixie : i did not compromise our son . i love our son . adam : you love him ? ha - ha ! you love him -- well , is n't that sweet ? that is just wonderful -- you love our son . the things we have done to each other and our son all in the name of love for him . we have made mistakes , of course -- yeah , some epic mistakes and -- and j.r. has suffered from all of them . what about all those years that he thought you were dead ? dixie : you know , we have had this conversation one too many times . adam : the pain ate him alive , but then he finally got himself back together , and then you blew it all to hell when you showed up , and he started drinking again , and he tried to murder his wife . he put a pregnant woman in a coma , and now the man who stole his little sister has turned up dead . now , who do you think is short - listed as a prime suspect ? hmm ? dixie , you have to do something . you got to get to j.r. before the police do , because they would like nothing more than to put him away for life . dixie : you do n't think i murdered madden . you think j.r. did it . adam : that 's why you have to confess . [ scene_break ] colby : you 're totally edge . you used to be . when j.r. brought you home , everybody flipped . you remember when you took me shopping ? hmm -- gave me that makeover ? my mom freaked . babe : hmm . colby : that hot pink mini ? hmm . i was totally britneyed out . hmm -- have n't wore pleats or plaid since . i owe you . babe : then how about you listen to me now ? colby : i was n't the only one you made over . jamie and you -- how wack was that ? your husband 's brother ? babe : i made a lot of mistakes . and i learned from them . you could , too . colby : we 're back to you ragging on me ? come on , babe . you still break the rules . `` thou shall not lie `` ? word is you totally lied to cover j.r. 's behind . he 'd be in prison right now if it were n't for you . my brother tried to kill you , and you 're all about saving him ? major rule breaking . babe : no , j.r. saved himself more than i did . he quit drinking , and he cleaned up his act . colby : sort of . but if j.r. did deep - six that creepy doctor , at least it 's better than trying to get after you again . j.r. is so extreme . does n't he give you chills , in a good way ? babe : yeah -- chills . colby : i hope i get lucky like you , find myself a rich , hot hunk with total killer instincts . [ scene_break ] dixie : j.r. did n't bury greg madden . it 's not possible . adam : oh . that was my reaction , too , until i thought about it . and the more i thought about it , the more i realized it 's very possible . dixie : greg madden was buried alive . he was tortured . he died a horrible death . adam : hmm . dixie : i do n't think that j.r. is capable of inflicting that kind of pain . adam : oh , you think not ? hmm ? j.r. is desperate for your love . look at his history . if he is desperate enough , then he is capable of anything . dixie : i think j.r. 's violence is behind him . adam : oh , come on , woman ! open your eyes . he will risk everything to keep your love for him , to keep your interest there , to keep you focused on him . dixie : j.r. knows he has my love . adam : oh , possibly -- in the rare occasion when he can elbow his way through your entourage . yes , i understand hayward is back in the mix . he wants to -- to pick up where he left off . and there 's that character slater . now , he hid you when you first came to town , kept your secrets . i 'm sure he 's at your beck and call . and of course there 's tad martin , who is always in the picture -- or not . dixie : why do n't you just leave tad out of it ? adam : so it 's so ? the `` together forever `` song is no longer playing on the airwaves ? well -- well , you 've -- that 's amazing . you 've finally done it . you 've actually performed the impossible -- you have made me feel sorry for tad martin . [ scene_break ] tad : i could yell and scream , jump up and down about madden , everything he did to me , but in the end , it 's my fault , all of it . krystal : come on . are n't you taking the mea culpa thing way too far ? tad : no . no , i dot think so . you know , i could blame dixie , i could blame madden , i could point the finger at anybody but me , but make no mistake -- i was -- i was n't some innocent sitting at home mourning when she gave up kate for adoption . there 's only one thing that made it possible for him to steal my child , there 's only one reason dixie went to europe on her own to have our baby , and that 's because of me -- me and what i put her through . i mean , come on . i let a man like david hayward break up my marriage . hayward . i mean , sure , he manipulated her into bed . she let him , but i was the guy that refused to forgive her . me . you know , with my reputation , is n't it ironic ? i just -- let her go . krystal : i know that could n't have been easy . tad : it 's never easy . it 's not supposed to be easy -- that 's the point . i should 've been willing -- i should 've been willing to fight for her , for us , and it 's not like i did n't have the chance , either . did you know we had one last night together ? one beautiful night could 've been the beginning of everything all over again . but -- i could n't do it . i would n't . i would n't take her back because of my own stupid pride . that 's what 's so sad , that 's what 's , like , tragic because that was the night that kate was conceived , and dixie did n't tell me about it . she could n't -- why would she ? i mean , the first time she got pregnant , she did everything she could to get me to share in her joy , and i was dead - set against it , because all i could see was the risk to myself . i was just afraid that i would lose her . oh . who is any man to tell a woman that she ca n't have a child ? krystal : you did it out of love . tad : no . ultimately , i did n't , because the act of love would 've been to live in faith , not fear . the act of love would 've been to hold her hand , make sure she got everything she needed throughout the pregnancy , and make sure i 'd made all the appropriate father - to - be noises . but the -- the truth is when she miscarried , i was nothing but relieved , and she knew it . krystal : there is no sin in wanting your wife alive , tad . tad : krystal , my daughter is gone -- forever because of my sins . it 's no wonder that dixie made the choice she did . when she was lying in that hospital torn to shreds , she thought she was dying , so she made the only choice that she could , and i would 've done the same damn thing . she signed away my daughter . why not ? better to give kate to loving strangers than to a bitter ex - husband that would 've spent the rest of his life blaming her for her mother 's death . krystal : where 's your -- where 's your shovel ? tad : what ? krystal : well , i mean , now that you -- you 've laid it out , it 's real clear . you are -- you are to blame for every single thing . so do you want me to dig you a new grave or do you want to be buried in greg madden 's ? [ scene_break ] adam : you do love him . so why do n't you show him , why do n't you prove it ? dixie : i would do anything for j.r. , and he knows that . adam : anything ? well , that should involve a little more than -- than paying lip service , i would think . what about making up for all those years when you were n't around doing the things that a mother is supposed to be doing during all those years ? this is your chance , dixie . you can erase it all with one little act . just go to the police , tell them you did it . tell them you buried greg madden . j.r. : no , mom . do n't even think about it . [ scene_break ] ryan : let it go . madden 's dead and , you know , we 've got a son to raise . kendall : oh -- how are you so calm with all of this ? what if we take the test and -- and it proves that spike is greg 's son ? i mean , would n't that matter to you ? ryan : i am 100 % spike 's father . and there is nothing that can change that . nothing . no theories , no rumors , no tests , no facts . spike is my child . kendall : ok , but what if you 're not blood - related , ryan ? ryan : kendall ? i love spike , and i love you and that 's why i want to raise him with you . that 's why we 're a family . that 's why i want to put him through college with you . that 's why i want to be at his wedding with you . and i 'll be there when his first child is born with you . i want to do all of that with you and with spike . that 's what i want , and there 's nothing that can change that , nothing . zach : all right , kid 's down for the count , at least for now . kendall : um -- ryan and i -- we were just -- he was telling me -- zach : mm - hmm , then listen to him . spike 's your kid and ryan 's kid . nothing else matters . kendall : were you two in on this together ? is that what this is ? my husband and the father of my child actually together on something ? when were you going to tell me ? were you going to tell me this ? you 're amazing . both of you . i am -- how lucky am i ? how -- how lucky is spike ? i mean , we have two gorgeous , rugged , amazing guys all about the love . and it 's like godzilla and king kong working together , and you are beyond noble . and i -- you guys are the greatest . ryan : well , we just want what 's best for everyone , especially spike , that 's all . right ? so we 're done ? we 're good with all this ? kendall : yeah . i mean , i want to be . i really do . i -- i wish it never came up . but it did , and it 's still sitting there staring at me in the face . zach : well , you have us and spike . madden is irrelevant . kendall : see , that 's -- that 's just it -- spike . i -- this -- this fear that greg could -- could be the father -- i mean , the fact that it 's still a possibility -- i feel violated . i feel used . i mean , i know i was n't raped like my mother , but for a long time , every time my mother looked at me , she remembered her rape . i could see it in her eyes . and every single time she looked at me , it messed me up , and i hated her for it . now , what if -- what if that happens with me ? what if i look at spike , and all i think about and all i see is what greg could have done -- what could still be a possibility . i do n't want that . i do n't want to do that to my son . i do n't want my son to grow up hating me . [ scene_break ] krystal : just going to give up and die , huh ? tad : you picked the wrong night to play with me , because you clearly have no idea what i 'm going through . krystal : you made mistakes , tad . who has n't ? i 'm the queen of doing the wrong thing for the right reasons . i did time to prove it . you and me a the kind of people who love within an inch of their life . and if someone or something tries to take that love away from us , then we will wrestle satan to stop that from happening . you 're not an animal . you just love with your whole heart and a half , so do n't you dare blame yourself for all this hell that 's been let loose . tad : krystal , kate is out there somewhere , and i ca n't find her . and it 's not because of dixie or madden , it 's because of me and my stupid pride . krystal : maybe it 's because of some wack doctor who played fast and loose and would n't tell you where your daughter is ! tad : well , that wack doctor was my last and only hope ! krystal : you are the hope , tad . you are . right now , you are down on your knees , but tomorrow , you are going to wake up , and you are going to find your daughter . you are going to look for her , and you are going to do the same thing the next day and the day after that until you find her , and i know you will . i know you will , tad , because i know who you are . you know , before i came to pine valley , i had pretty much given up hope on the male half of the species . and then i met you . you were the first -- the first real man i ever came across . tad : i do n't want to listen to this . krystal : you showed me strength , and you showed me courage , and you showed me real love . i could look in your eyes and know that there was one man on this planet that was worth having . you were the first -- the first man i ever really loved . and i still do . [ scene_break ] babe : your brother is not a killer . do n't even joke around about it . colby : relax . it was a compliment . babe : no , it was n't , it was a slam on j.r. and on me . colby : i love my brother . you , suddenly i 'm not so sure about . babe : well , you 're going to like me even less after you he what i have to say . but then again , you are the kid around here . you do n't get to slam on people . you do n't get to break into bedrooms , steal money , and dis on j.r. and me . colby : where the hell do you get off ? i 'm telling my dad . babe : yeah , you know what ? you go ahead and do that . you work adam all you want , but not me or j.r . so keep your mouth off our marriage and keep your hands to yourself . and show a little respect , ok ? and how about you take off the slut clothes and the skank makeup and get your little rugrat tail into bed ? what are you waiting for ? colby : must be that time of the month . [ scene_break ] j.r. : are you out of your mind ? adam : she owes you . j.r. : she 's not taking the rap for me . dixie : it 's ok , sweetheart , really . adam : i was just trying to help . j.r. : oh , way to go on the support , dad . a man dies and suddenly i 'm the killer ? i did n't put madden in that box . you believe me , do n't you ? dixie : of course i do , sweetheart . j.r. : but you do n't . adam : i 'd love to take your word for that . j.r. : but i 've broken so many laws this year already , it makes sense to go straight to guilty . adam : no , forget about me . my sources say the police are already building a case against you . j.r. : that would make sense why chief frye already grilled me . dixie : derek questioned you ? adam : what did you tell him ? what did he say ? was there a lawyer there ? any witnesses ? j.r. : just babe . adam : just babe ? all right , this is -- this is getting totally out of hand . dixie , you have to go to the police tonight . j.r. : no , no way is she copping to a crime when she 's innocent . adam : it 's the only way . j.r. : to get her out of my life -- you 'd like that , would n't you ? adam : i 'm only thinking of you , son . j.r. : enough . i want you out of this . i 'll handle it . adam : you 're making a mistake . j.r. : mine to make . now , i 'd like to talk to my mother , alone . dixie : you 're innocent . i 'll prove it . adam : oh , my god , dixie . you really did bury that man , did n't you ? [ scene_break ] zach : spike will never hate you . kendall : you do n't know that . ryan : he loves you . and you know what ? he loves me . we 're his parents . so madden does n't even figure in the equation , ok ? just -- so just flush him out of your head . kendall : ok , all right , you know what the inside of my head is like , and so do you . you both know how completely wacked i am . and i have a hard time letting go of anything . zach : all right . well , then maybe you should focus on your family , your son , your future . kendall : i just -- i do n't want to blow it . ryan : look , spike is going to grow up fine . he is . and not only does he have an awesome mother , i mean , he 's got an unbelievably awesome father . i do n't want to brag or anything , but , you know -- his stepdad 's not so bad , either . his stepdad 's going to have his back . i know that . kendall : you 're right . both of you . we can do this . we -- we can be a family , and -- and the whole thing with -- with dr. madden -- the whole creep - out donor number one -- that is gone . that is out of my head . so you are spike 's dad . [ spike fusses ] kendall : oh . zach : sounds important . kendall : yeah . ryan : hey , you want me to go ? i 'll go . kendall : no , no . it 's feeding time . it 's my turn to do this . um -- thank you . thank you for just helping me get my head straight -- as straight as it can be . we really are a family . we can do this . [ scene_break ] dixie : you are so one - track . adam : i do n't hear you denying your guilt . j.r. : say good night , dad . adam : maybe you 'll think more clearly after you 've had some sleep . j.r. : so do you know who planted madden ? is that how you 're going to prove that i 'm innocent ? dixie : just trust me , ok ? i 'm not going to let you down . not this time , not anymore . j.r. : i 'm not going to let you confess to something that 's a lie . you 're not going back to prison . i 'm not going to lose you again . dixie : you wo n't , baby , i promise . j.r. : so what are you going to do ? dixie : i 'm going to go to tad . j.r. : well , what does he know ? does he have a lead ? dixie : tad loves you . he 's on your side . if the police come after you , they 're going to have to come through me and tad first , ok ? just promise me that you 're not going to talk to derek or anybody without a lawyer . j.r. : yeah , whatever you say . dixie : ok . j.r. : mom ? i love you . dixie : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] krystal : you are a man who only knows how to love one way and that is completely , and if anybody or anything tries to get in your way , then they had better be ready for a fight . tad : if you want to stand there and convince yourself that i 'm good people , you go right ahead . i ca n't stop you . but you 're a fool for doing that . krystal : do n't you ever -- do n't you ever tell me i am a fool for loving you . [ after tad kisses krystal , she reciprocates with a more passionate one . ] [ scene_break ] ryan : yeah . kendall : sleepyhead . ryan : hey , i saved these for a big day . you want to join me ? zach : yeah . ryan : all right . kendall : yeah , you two take that stinky smoke outside . ryan : so do you think that she meant what she said ? that she 's going to drop this whole thing ? drop the whole `` madden is spike 's dad `` thing ? zach : well , with my wife , you never can tell . [ scene_break ] j.r. : did i wake you ? babe : hmm . not hardly . what took you so long ? j.r. : my mom stopped by . babe : so late ? is something wrong ? j.r. : well , she 's a little upset about madden . she wanted to see how i was doing . babe : how are you doing ? j.r. : you know , as screwed up as things are , my mom and i -- we just might get back there . not exactly the way we used to be , but close . babe : i 'm so glad . hmm . j.r. : so , how did things go with colby ? babe : oh , she is pure chandler -- so much trouble . but i set her straight . no way colby 's causing any more trouble tonight . [ scene_break ] colby : slam on me all you want , babe . as long as you leave your goodies laying around . [ wearing her party clothes under her robe , colby steals babe 's driver 's license then takes off . ] colby : i could totally pass for her . margarita - ville , here i come . [ scene_break ] j.r. 's voice : no ! disguised voice : it 's your turn . j.r. 's voice : no ! disguised voice : your turn . now i 've done it to you . j.r. 's voice : somebody help me ! disguised voice : now i 've done it to you . j.r. 's voice : help me ! [ unable to sleep because of the haunting nightmare , j.r. gets out of bed , while babe is haunted herself with doubts about her husband . ] colby 's voice : i hope i get lucky like you , find myself a rich , hot hunk with total killer instincts . [ scene_break ] tad : if you do n't leave now -- krystal : i do n't want to leave . i do n't want to leave . [ while krystal and tad gets horizontal , dixie walks in and stands there with her mouth open . ] [ next_on ] babe : i 'd like you to meet our new hostess . kendall : the playmate goes . jamie ( to josh ) : colby is jailbait , and you just got caught red - handed . krystal ( to adam ) : i spent the night with tad . dixie ( to zach ) : please do n't go . i need you . | adam reveals that he believes that jr is probably the one who buried greg alive and is worried that the cops will nail jr . he tells dixie that after she caused jr to become a total basket case , she can make it up to him by confessing to the crime and taking the rap for him . but jr tells his mother he wo n't let her do it . she tells him she will not abandon him nor let anybody get him in trouble . he tells her he loves her . but he 's having recurring nightmares about himself being buried alive in a box in the ground , like greg was . colby walks into babe and jr 's room , probably to steal their money or credit cards , while they sleep . she tells them she 's sleep walking . they do n't buy it . babe attempts to talk some sense into her . but she sneaks out with babe 's driver 's license and believes she can easily steal babe 's car and pass for her . kendall expresses to ryan and to zach that she 's worried about what it will mean if spike is greg 's biological child . she 's afraid he will sense the very same thing she sensed from her mother , knowing she is the product of a rape . she 's afraid that spike will hate her for that the same way she hated her mother . they encourage her not to worry and believe that spike will love all three of them as his family . krystal tells a very depressed tad that she wo n't let him give up on finding his daughter nor let him blame himself . and they end up sleeping together , right where dixie can see them . |
greenlee : hey , there . i mean ahoy . man : captain smythe returns . greenlee : yeah , i want to take the boat out again . man : where 's your co - captain ? greenlee : i 'm going alone this time . man : you 're sure you 're ok to sail alone ? greenlee : you saw me . i 've been hoisting jibs since before i could walk . man : well , you 're going to have to wear a life jacket . you better take this , too . you know , just in case you run into to trouble out there . greenlee : yeah , yeah , yeah . i 'll have her back before sunset . man : you sure you 're going to be ok out there ? greenlee : on the water ? absolutely . [ scene_break ] frankie : mom , let me explain this . randi : what am i supposed to say here ? this is not what it looks like . frankie : it 's not . angie : then you tell me what this woman is doing in your clothes in our home in your sister 's bed ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : you back from the office already ? babe : yeah , well , you mentioned lunch , so i brought the office home . j.r. : home , i like it when you say that . j.r. : did something happen at fusion ? babe : yeah , what always happens , drama . j.r. : oh , god , what did greenlee and kendall do this time ? babe : nop , no , it was annie 's turn today . jesse called to ask her more questions about richie and i just , i just had to get out of there . j.r. : brought back the night that he -- novak is dead . we do n't have to worry about him ever again . [ scene_break ] colby : do you really think we killed him ? dré : colby , chill . it did n't happen , remember ? nothing happened . cassandra : we hit something on that road and that 's where they found richie 's body . dré : well , it could have been a tree branch . it could have been anything . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey . zach : thanks for coming . ryan : sounded very important . zach : oh , it is . ryan : richie . zach : the cops were asking a lot of questions . ryan : yeah , well , a lot of people wanted him gone . zach : yes , but i actually had a plan to get it done . ryan : and i was on board with you . zach : all right , so , what are you going to tell jesse when he asks you ? and he will ask you . [ scene_break ] jesse : ladies , i 'm really sorry to show up like this , but it really could n't wait . kendall : jesse , annie 's brother just died . she should n't even be at work . annie : yeah , i already gave my statement . jesse : but , annie , i really think you have more to say . [ scene_break ] babe : i just saw colby and her friends . how she doing ? j.r. : well , she 's sober . that 's a good thing . babe : you do n't think anything 's off , do you ? i mean , you really think she 's ok ? j.r. : she just turned 18 . it 's summertime . how bad can life be ? [ scene_break ] colby : this is bad , dré , really bad . do n't you get that ? cassandra : we might have killed someone . dré : we did n't . colby : i know we agreed not to tell anyone , but we 're just supposed to forget about this ? dré : pretty much , yeah . [ scene_break ] babe : look at this . i 'm doing like seven jobs at once . j.r. : you 're telling me that kendall and greenlee still do n't know how to run their own company ? babe : they know how . they just do n't do it all the time . j.r. : how can you put up with it ? i mean it , babe . kendall asked you to run the entire operation when she needed you to . where is the gratitude ? babe : and the pay raise and the stock options ? i swear the only way to get my shares back is if one of them decides to use me against the other again . j.r. : believe me , i know what it 's like to step up and not get any credit . you know what you need to do ? you need to tell kendall and greenlee that they ca n't get away with it anymore . babe : well , i would if i knew where they were . j.r. : what are you saying ? they are not in their office ? babe : yeah , yeah , right . do n't you know how fusion works ? while the rest of us slave away , the bosses are off doing who the hell knows what ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : is n't this perfect ? you do know why we 're here , right ? i need to think about aidan . i mean , i want him , but he broke my heart . how do i know i can trust him again ? [ scene_break ] ryan : you think i 'm going to rat you out ? zach : i 'm just making sure we 're on the same page , that 's all . ryan : well , as far as richie 's concerned , we are on the same page . zach : ok . ryan : he was a sick man , and he hurt people that i care about . i wanted him dead as much as you did . zach : i believe that , but annie 's your wife . i did n't kill him . ryan : whether you did or you did n't , your plan is safe with me , zach . you got my word . [ scene_break ] jesse : kendall , could you give us a few minutes ? kendall : are you up for this ? annie : i 'll be fine , kendall , thanks . kendall : ok . jesse : thank you . annie , i am not here to upset you . annie : can we make this quick , though ? i have a lot of work to get done . jesse : sure , let 's start with the phone call i asked you about . the one from richie 's cell to yours hours after he knocked you out . annie : yeah , you know , i think actually figured that out . jesse : cool , let 's have it . annie : well , sometimes i hit the wrong button on my phone . so , i think when it started ringing when i was in the movie theater , i took it out and instead of turning the ringer off , i inadvertently answered the call and then just , you know , just shoved it back in my purse . so , but , i never actually spoke to richie . jesse : ok , um , tell me about the movie . annie : do you really think i 'd do a hit and run on my own brother ? jesse : this is routine procedure . i really need to know where everybody was when richie died . annie : my brother , you know , ripped his ankle monitor off and took off after a fight with me . so , i felt responsible , and i was upset , and i needed to clear my head . so , i just went to a movie . i mean , ryan has the note i left him if you want to dust it for fingerprints . jesse : well , what was the name of the movie ? annie : `` whose prom is it anyway ? `` jesse : and which theater was it in ? annie : the , um , the one by memorial park . jesse : did you go alone ? annie : yep . jesse : ok . was it crowded ? annie : why , do you want to know if someone can vouch for me being there , prove i was actually there ? jesse : i 'm just being thorough . what time did the movie start ? annie : it was , um , it was 8 : 00 or , it was 8 : 00 or 9 : 00 . i 'm not really sure . jesse : ticket stub ? annie : do you want me to take a lie detector test ? because i will , jesse . i will take a lie detector test right now . jesse : annie . annie : i am not the one who ran over richie , and that is the honest truth . hook me up to a machine , and i will swear to it . [ scene_break ] colby : why are you so calm , dré ? in the car , you were all , we have to turn around , go back and see what it was . dré : how do you even know , colby ? you were too busy puking your brains out . cassandra : guys , can we please not fight ? dré : i checked the rearview . i did n't see anything . colby : because it was squashed all over the road . cassandra : oh , god . dré : hey , do n't overstress on this . just think about art and music , other stuff . cassandra : ok , i 'll try . it 's just really hard . it 's like , suddenly richie novak is all my stepdad talks about . [ scene_break ] jesse : annie , take it easy . really , there 's no rush . annie : you asked for the ticket stub ? i 'll get you the ticket stub . i know it 's in here somewhere . come on . [ when annie dumps out the contents of her purse , a pregnancy test falls out ] [ scene_break ] [ cell phone ringing ] greenlee : hello ? kendall : greenlee , where the hell are you ? greenlee : i 'm sailing . kendall : you 're what ? greenlee : i 'm on a boat contemplating life . where are you ? kendall : uh , i 'm running our company . greenlee : uh , what is your problem ? kendall : listen , if you 're going to take time off work to go get a tan , can you at least let me know ? greenlee : what 's your real problem ? kendall : jesse is here , and he 's questioning annie . greenlee : and you 're just dying to know what she 's saying ? kendall : greenlee , what if they 're talking about zach ? greenlee : what if they are ? kendall : zach is the one who found richie dead . when richie left the cabin , zach went after him alone . greenlee : but he did n't do anything wrong . kendall : well , what if jesse does n't believe that ? [ scene_break ] annie : ok , here 's my ticket stub . is that enough proof for you , or would you like me to tell you the plot as well ? jesse : that would n't be necessary . annie : see , it takes place at this high school . jesse : ok , tell me . annie : and there 's this new girl . she 's not as pretty or as popular as the other girls , but she 's smart . jesse : ah . annie : and of course , naturally all the girls like the same guy . jesse : naturally . annie : so , there 's this great , great , great , big competition . but then the girl from the beginning , the one who everybody doubts and picks on , she fights harder than anybody . and in the end , she wins . [ scene_break ] frankie : it was just for the night , mom . besides , i thought you said you were going to be at work . angie : so , you lied to me ? frankie : i did not lie to you . angie : at the hospital you said you took randi to someplace safe . frankie : ok , i was n't specific . it was just a favor for a friend . angie : this is not funny , franklin . and she is your patient . randi : ex - patient . dr. mommy does n't really want her baby boy getting involved with a cheap whore , now does she ? angie : i never said that . randi : you did n't have to . frankie : all right , i asked if randi could stay at the hospital for an extra night . now , she does n't have insurance , so they said no . randi : i do n't exactly get health insurance doing what i do . frankie : the shelters are full . no she could either one , live on the street . two , go back to the man who beats her , or she could stay here for the night . angie : and then what , frankie ? frankie : tomorrow we help her into a shelter that she feels comfortable with , and then we help her find a more permanent place to live . angie : we ? frankie : look , i 'm sorry . you know , if i had my own place , we would not be dealing with this . angie : oh , you think if you were under someone else 's roof , i 'd be less concerned ? if anything , i 'd be more concerned . frankie : mom , relax . angie : you know , i have been flexible about a lot lately . your father 's job , your sister never being home , but my son sneaking around behind my back , disrespecting me , it ai n't gon na happen . [ scene_break ] zach : i appreciate your discretion . ryan : you 've got it . zach : got something on your mind ? ryan : no , it 's just ... i know annie needs me right now . it 's just i 've been going through so much with my memory loss and all of that and now , of course , all of this . zach : it 's been a lot . ryan : yeah . the last thing i want to do is hurt anybody else . zach : well , then let it go and focus on your family . ryan : and you 'd think that 'd be easy , right ? i mean , a beautiful wife , two incredible kids that i 'm crazy about . zach : you 'll get it back . ryan : yeah . that 's the interesting thing , is that i have some of it back . you know , i 've got some memories , and i 've got some feelings , just no feelings about annie . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 've been miserable without aidan . i 've missed him so much . that sexy smile , his sexy accent , the sex . should n't i make him suffer just a little bit longer ? he deserves it , right ? aidan gave me hope . what 's our future ? aidan : the only thing i 'm sure of , is that it starts tonight . right here on this beach , you and me , greenlee . you 're saying yes ? greenlee : yes , yes , yes , i 'll marry you . aidan : you 're damn right you will . greenlee : i have the dress , the ring . i was going to be mrs. aidan devane . and the whole time they were keeping a secret . they had sex . how do you come back from that ? aidan : you still love me . greenlee : i ca n't forgive you . i do n't have it in me . aidan : you see , i think you do . [ scene_break ] kendall : greenlee 's on a damn boat . where the hell is babe ? [ cell phone ringing ] babe : oh , god . hey , kendall . kendall : where are you ? babe : i 'm working from home today . kendall : well , we have to get the eye shadow markups to the printer . babe : i sent them by messenger last night . kendall : oh , ok . well , is n't today our weekly brainstorming meeting ? that 's today , right ? babe : is greenlee in the office ? kendall : no . babe : well , those meetings were her idea , so if she happens to show up , give me a call . anything else ? kendall : yeah . where do we keep the staples ? babe : kendall , you really need another assistant . bye . god , unbelievable , unbelievable . j.r. : [ laughing ] babe : what 's so funny ? j.r. : nothing . it 's just , uh , well , this . it 's a total joke . babe : that happens to be one of the top selling fragrances in the world . j.r. : yeah ? babe : yeah . j.r. : what makes it so great ? babe : well , everything . it 's a fragrance inspired by an amazing story , an actual best - selling book . i mean , the packaging reflects the product perfectly , and most important , the scent itself is unbelievably sexy . j.r. : oo . why would i buy it ? babe : well , it tells the woman in your life that she is sophisticated and desirable , and it says that you 're incredibly romantic . j.r. : mm . i 've never even smelled it . babe : oh , really ? j.r. : mm - hmm . j.r. : mm . not bad . babe : not bad ? j.r. , do you know how many millions in sales we 've done alone this month ? i mean , the asian market sold out of its first shipment in like ... what ? j.r. : you 're good . babe : you mean to tell me this was a test ? j.r. : yeah , to prove my point . you have what it takes . you 're talented . i mean , after that pitch , i want to wear charm ! babe : you really think i 'm that good ? j.r. : yeah , you 're incredible . you should be in charge . you should run fusion . babe : yeah , right , j.r. how are we going to make that happen ? j.r. : i could buy it for you . [ scene_break ] colby : so , did jesse ask you anything about us ? cassandra : no . but , i mean , that does n't mean he 's not going to . guys , i 'm trying to be so cool about everything , but it 's like that car ride is on my mind 24/7 . dré : hey , you just need a distraction . colby : hello . i need one , too . so hurry up and find me a hot guy . dré : how about a keg of beer instead ? colby : i 'm sorry i was such a tool the other night . cassandra : that 's ok . you only turn 18 once . colby : i barely remember any of it . dré : that 's good . colby : but i finally do remember driving home , at least the part where we rolled over a person . cassandra : god -- dré : would you stop ? cassandra : colby , what about the part where you almost puked all over me ? colby : i was pretty drunk . ok , i was wasted . i was wasted , so it 's possible i have this all wrong . maybe we did hit a tree branch . cassandra : or maybe we 'll never know what it was , and we do n't want to know . dré : or maybe it was nothing at all . so is anyone hungry ? cassandra : i 'm starving . dré : colby ? colby : what if jesse does know something ? what if we 're suspects ? what if he arrests us ? cassandra : what if ? look , what if we go outside and sit in the sun ? colby : we could have sandwiches by the pool . dré : yeah , that 's what i 'm talking about . look , in a couple of months we 're going to be buried in homework . cassandra : yeah , and you 'll be cranking out that new album . dré : so we should enjoy ourselves . so , look , as of right now , there is no more richie novak . [ scene_break ] jesse : ok , so let 's go back to the last time you saw richie . it was at the pine cone , yeah ? annie : my head is pounding . jesse : oh , oh , we can take a break if you want to . annie : no , no , let 's get this over with . jesse : ok , then what did you two talk about ? annie : no , ryan is not going to find out . we are going to be happy again . i 'm am going to get pregnant and have his baby , and you are going to do what you said you would do , richie , or so help me god , i will -- richie : you 're going to what ? what are you going to do ? are you going to call the cops and tell them that i 'm planning on making a run for it ? annie : and here 's the money that you asked for . ok , i have held my part of the bargain . now you have to hold yours . i went there to talk to richie , to try to convince him to plead guilty . jesse : and what 'd he say ? annie : he knocked me over the head with a beer bottle . jesse : well , what happened before that ? annie : what do you mean ? jesse : can you give me the play - by - play ? i mean , you show up and richie said ? annie : he did n't say anything . he yelled at me and knocked me out . jesse : you mean he just -- no conversation . annie : maybe a little , but ... jesse : ok , but -- annie : i mean , i went there to talk to richie to tell him to do the right thing . jesse : and ? annie : and -- and he said no . jesse : that 's it ? annie : and then richie told me about zach . [ scene_break ] frankie : mom , you know how much i respect you . angie : this is how you show it ? randi : by bringing home a hooker ? that is what you wanted to say , is n't it ? angie : you manipulated my son . randi : whoa . this was not my idea . i told frankie to back off . frankie : mom , just -- angie : frankie felt sorry for you , and you took advantage of that . randi : he told me he was going to give me a place to crash . he never mentioned it was his crib . angie : well , you 're still here , obviously you did n't run for the door when you found out . i 'm sorry . randi : you know what ? i 'm out of here . frankie : wait , hey , hey . you 're still recovering . randi : i do n't need this . angie : randi , i want you to find a safe place to go . randi : yeah , as long as it 's not your house with your son . frankie : mom , can i talk to you for -- mom , i 'm a grown man . why are you acting like this ? angie : you completely disregarded my advice . frankie : i made a judgment call . angie : your judgment is off , way off . frankie : you know , it 's a shame . if that was somebody else 's grandmother , we would n't even be having this conversation . angie : oh , she is definitely not someone 's grandmother . frankie : well , then what is she ? angie : franklin , i admire your compassion . i really do , sweetheart . but caring for randi is not your job . frankie : why ? why , because what she said is true ? you think your son is too good for some girl off the street ? angie : uh , yeah . frankie : you 're wrong for that . angie : i do n't want to see you get hurt . frankie : i am not a child anymore , ma . i can handle myself . you ca n't keep treating me like this . angie : you know what ? things are going so well for you , sweetheart . that woman is trouble you do n't need . frankie : that woman is in a bad situation . we both know what that is . yeah , she has a few problems . she has a bad attitude . but with a little support , she can do so much more with herself and so much more with her life . just like dad . [ scene_break ] jesse : so , what did richie say about zach ? annie : nothing . jesse : nothing . annie : i do n't know . i do n't remember . jesse : annie , nobody is pointing any fingers here . we 're just talking . annie : richie said that -- that zach beat him up in jail . jesse : slater paid the guards off ? annie : maybe , probably . i do n't know . jesse : just take your time . annie : richie was afraid to tell anyone . jesse : afraid he 'd get beat up again . annie : i do n't want to say anymore . jesse : annie , this is important . annie : i have said way too much already . jesse : you need to tell me if there was anything else your brother told you about zach . annie : richie told me that zach threatened to kill him . kendall : what ? kendall : zach did nothing wrong . jesse : well , annie here says that zach beat up her brother and threatened to kill him . kendall : well , annie is upset and confused . jesse : so , what , you 're saying that she is wrong ? kendall : no , i 'm saying that richie novak was a pathological liar . jesse : now these are some pretty serious allegations . kendall : yes , with no proof to back them up . richie was evil . he hit my husband with a car , and he sealed him in a hole to die . jesse : yeah , well , revenge is a pretty powerful motive . kendall : my husband almost died , fighting to get back to his family . he would never do anything to risk being away from us again . i ca n't understand why anyone would say that he did . [ scene_break ] zach : you know , i remember , even if you do n't . ryan : remember what ? zach : what you had before , before all of this . it seemed real enough to me . ryan : yeah ? so you think i should just trust that ? zach : yes , i do . ryan : ah . zach : see you . oh , one more thing . cheap advice , i guess . take it or leave it . stop sending mixed signals . pick one that 's right for you and stick with it , wherever it takes you . ryan : i am trying , man . i am definitely trying . zach : i know . i know you are . [ scene_break ] colby : next time , bring suits , and we 'll go swimming . oh , i feel a billion times better . [ doorbell chimes ] petey : colby . colby : petey cortlandt . [ scene_break ] babe : you want to buy fusion ? j.r. : yes , for you . i believe in you . babe : thank you , j.r. that means a lot to hear you say that , but i do n't need you to buy me fusion . j.r. : one very large check can do it . babe : yeah , i 'm not launching some kind of hostile takeover on my friends . j.r. : friends , friends ? they walk all over you . babe : j.r. , we 've had this conversation before . kendall was giving me a hard time . i was going to quit fusion , you told me to start my own company , and you even offered me the start - up cash . j.r. : yeah , you turned it down . babe : well , i was n't ready . i did n't know anything about the business . j.r. : well , you do now . you should be in charge . i can make it happen . babe : look , i 'm telling you like i did back then , j.r . i want to do this on my own . i do n't want to owe anybody , not even you . j.r. : you do n't have to owe me anything . this is an investment for me to a businesswoman , the mother of my son . look , babe , we have come a long way since that pier in san diego . i mean , you and me together , hell , we could rule the world . [ scene_break ] cassandra : who is that ? colby : oh , this tool who 's had a crush on me for years . so , petey , what are you doing here ? petey : colby , you look hotter than an undercover surfer chick . the graphic novel about a boy genius and his all - female gang of wave - riding crime fighters ? it 's majorly cool , and the physics are surprisingly accurate . colby : are n't you supposed to be at computer camp or something ? petey : actually , i 've been taking an advanced calculus seminar at pvu , but i finished early . colby : and you decided to come to my house ? petey : i thought we could hang out . you know , kick it . colby : um , uh , these are my friends , cass and dré , guys . cassandra : hey . dré : what 's up ? colby : this is petey . petey : it 's pete . if you 're in a rush , you can call me `` p. `` dré : how are you guys connected ? pete : colby and i go way back . colby : not really . our dads do . they hate each other 's guts . pete : is that your dad 's new ride out front ? cassandra : it 's actually colby 's birthday present . dré : pretty sweet , huh ? colby : daddy just got it for me . pete : brand new , and she already needs a bath . must have taken her on a wild ride . colby : petey . pete : pete . colby : whatever , you should go . if my dad sees you here , he 'll flip out . pete : i 'll take my chances . so , about your wheels , i 've got a guy at this auto shop downtown . he says you should wax your car . ca n't let pollutants in the atmosphere get to the paint pigments . [ scene_break ] frankie : come on , mom . dad said it himself . if uncle frank and aunt nancy did n't take him in , who knows what would have happened to him ? frankie : hey , you ok ? randi : i 'm out of here . frankie : wait , where are you going ? randi : as if you care . frankie : just , just wait . randi : look , this is me getting out of your life . so get the hell out of mine . frankie : ii do n't go after her , she could end up dead . [ scene_break ] man : oh , hey , you missed your friend . ryan : who 's that ? man : miss smythe . she sailed out earlier . ryan : oh , yeah ? man : yeah . hey , you can see her with these if you want . ryan : all right . ryan : there she is . man : hey , you know you can talk to her with this if you want to . ryan : all right . ryan : now hear this . this is the coast guard . we need you to put some clothes on , asap . greenlee : ryan ? ryan : you 're pretty good at this sailing thing , huh ? greenlee : yeah , i 'm getting there . you want to come out ? ryan : no , i think it 's a little safer on shore . greenlee : safer for who , lavery ? ryan : they 're all of you , greenlee . all my memories are of you . greenlee : aidan 's the one i love . [ scene_break ] kendall : no . zach : we had a deal . you do n't come over here unless you want to arrest me . jesse : ok , well , then you 're under arrest , zach . how 's that ? kendall : no , no . kendall : no , no , zach . jesse , you ca n't do this . he did n't do anything . zach : it 's going to be ok . kendall : no , it 's not ok . zach : hey , everything 's fine . kendall : ok , i 'll meet you at the police station . oh , no , you -- annie : get off of me . kendall : no . not until you tell me why the hell you just got zach arrested . [ scene_break ] angie : all right , frankie , randi can stay , but just for tonight . frankie : it 's too late . she 's gone . [ scene_break ] babe : you know , we 're not getting anything done here . maybe i should just go upstairs . j.r. : i can go with you . babe : then i really wo n't get anything done . j.r. : yeah , well , you know , all work and no play ... babe : makes j.r. chandler a very bad boy . um , i 'm going to be by the pool . j.r. : mm - hmm . um , i 'll be around if you just want to collaborate . [ scene_break ] colby : we were in the middle of something , so -- pete : you want to catch a movie later ? colby : we sort of had plans . pete : oh , ok . that 's cool . cassandra : another time ? pete : thanks . nice meeting you . colby , do n't forget to see my guy at the auto shop . colby : yeah , i 'll get right on that . pete : you should also ask him to polish up that front fender . there 's something splattered on it . i think it 's blood . [ scene_break ] annie : let go of me , kendall . kendall : fine . how could you do that ? how , i do n't understand , how could you tell jesse that zach was the one who beat up your brother ? annie : you do n't understand . kendall : you told him that zach threatened to kill richie . annie : i told him that richie said that . i did not say that i heard it myself . kendall : do n't you do that . do n't you dare stand there and pretend like what you did was ok . zach was arrested . annie : i did n't know that they were going to arrest zach . kendall : oh , really ? what in god 's name did you think was going to happen ? annie : kendall , i did n't want to say anything . ok , but jesse , he just , he kept pushing . kendall : ok , so then you let him push , but you do n't totally sell out zach . annie : ok . kendall : my god , my god , after everything 's he done for you ? annie : i 'm sorry , ok ? i 'll fix it . i will -- i 'll go to jesse and say that i made a mistake , that i was wrong . kendall : ok , that 'll really work . go ahead and tell him that you heard the name incorrectly . or better yet , you know what ? say it was another zach slater that your sick , twisted brother was referring to . annie : kendall , what do you want me to do ? jesse asked me for the truth , so i gave it to him . kendall : the truth ? the truth is that zach has done nothing but look out for you . he has been kind and generous , and he 's considered you a part of our family . i mean , does that even register to you ? annie : of course , it does . kendall : zach protected you , annie . he protected you from richie . annie : i know that . kendall : ok , well , you 're a smart girl . i do n't understand . why would you do that ? were you protecting yourself ? annie : from what ? kendall : i do n't know , annie . you tell me . i mean , you -- you hate richie just as much as any of us . annie : you want my alibi , kendall ? i was at the movies . where was zach ? kendall : do n't act like you know that zach killed richie . annie : why ? you do n't know that he did n't . [ scene_break ] greenlee : stay there , i 'm coming in . [ as he looks through the binoculars , ryan sees greenlee drop and thinks that the sailboat 's boom hit her on the head ] ryan : oh , my god . | greenlee is at the pier taking her boat out on the water . angie is very angry , because she found randi in cassie 's bedroom ; frankie brought her there . babe is upset over how kendall and greenlee ignores the business and leave her to run it . colby , dre and cassie ( teens ) talk about hitting something the night richie died . zach had a plan to get rid of richie and he discussed it with ryan ; he wants to know if ryan would rat him out to jesse . annie offers to take a lie detector test . annie finds the movie ticket stub . frankie wants randi to stay at the hubbard 's home overnight . |
jack : where have you been ? i called your cell phone a dozen times . when you did n't get back to me -- jane : make love to me , jack . please . i do n't understand . do n't you want to ? jack : yes , of course , i want to . i want that more than anything . jane : well , then what are you waiting for ? jack : answers . [ scene_break ] amanda : human pa -- cara : papillomavirus . it 's a long , scary name for a very common disease . it 's actually so common that we 've now suggested that women get vaccinated before they become sexually active . so your ob is gon na go over all of this with you , ok ? amanda : so , i mean , how could i not -- before the spotting and cramping , there was nothing . cara : very often , people do n't know that they actually have this . and that 's why it 's so widespread . amanda : so what now ? i mean , do i take medicine , or -- cara : ok , what we need to do is find out what you 're dealing with . in some cases , this virus can have little to no effect . other cases , there can be serious complications . amanda : but it 's definitely contracted through -- cara : sexual contact , yes . this does n't have to be recent . this infection can go back months , even years . amanda : years ? [ scene_break ] david : you . have faith in me . angie : is that really so hard to believe ? david : frankly , yes . one minute you 're accusing me of lying , working you . the next , you 're singing my praises . angie : let 's not go overboard . i am in no way suggesting that i have faith in you as a man or a friend or a father . david : i get the picture . angie : but as a doctor , results do n't lie , and you have proven yourself over and over again in that operating room . so whatever personal flaws you have -- david : of which i have many , i 'm sure . angie : i have no doubt that you are a gifted healer . david : angie , angie , angie . now who 's working whom ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : well , you 're lucky it was angie that walked in and not david . ryan : she said she would help any way she can . greenlee : god , i love that woman . so ? did you find anything to incriminate him ? ryan : nothing i can really use . i did find something a little bit curious . i found this plastic key card with a logo on it . it had a barcode , a bunch of numbers , and it was titled `` project orpheus . `` greenlee : what the hell is that ? ryan : i do n't know . i do n't know , but i 'm gon na find out . [ scene_break ] kendall : you came home for me . i did n't mean -- i know pine valley is n't your home . griffin : maybe i 'm starting to think it can be . there i was at the airport , pissed that i 'd missed my flight . nothing to do , so i took out your camera , started going through all those pictures . all those faces of you and the kids . cara , tad . i do n't know . it just hit me . i was about to get on a plane , escape to another hemisphere , when all i really want is to be right here . kendall : in pine valley . griffin : with you . [ scene_break ] jack : do you really think i do n't know what you 're doing ? jane : and what 's that ? jack : using sex to change the subject , but the subject is you . erica , you have n't been yourself , not for a long time . jane : not since the kidnapping . jack : that 's right . that 's right . you do see that , do n't you ? jane : of course , i see it . of course , i do . and i just do n't know what 's wrong with me . i mean , i 'm trying to put that nightmare in the past . but every time i close my eyes or hear footsteps behind me , i just -- i do n't -- but i will get it together . i promise . jack : you need help . jane : do n't be silly . all i need is you . you . jack : come here . sit down . look . this -- this is out of my league . i honestly think you have post - traumatic stress . and i think you need to see a professional . jane : you know what ? you 're right . i do need help . and i am getting all the help i need , because of my job at the hospital . knowing that i have a hand in healing people ? that 's what 's going to heal me . jack : i think you would 've done a lot better helping people , healing people if you had n't made a deal with the devil . jane : what do i know about medicine ? but david -- jack : david is a megalomaniac who chews people up and spits them out . that 's what david is . jane : well , is n't it a good thing , then , that i 'm not just people ? that i 'm erica kane ! jack : you 're not gon na cute your way out of this . jane : no , i 'm not trying to . i -- i 'm just saying . look , david needed something , and i delivered , and you know what that means ? that means that i 've got him right where i want him . [ scene_break ] angie : for a man who 's constantly beating his chest and demanding the world pays him respect , you certainly do n't handle compliments well . david : maybe i 'm just not used to receiving them , huh ? angie : and whose fault is that ? david : all right . other eye . angie : you still never answered my question . about the first patient you lost . david : i did answer . i do n't remember . angie : bull . david : it was probably during my oncology residency . we seemed to be losing someone every day then . angie : jim shelton . 37 years old . husband to wife olivia . father to daughters elizabeth and mandy . car accident . ugly . finally got him stabilized , brought the family in . i was an intern , and i -- it was the first time that i 'd witnessed relief like that . pure , unabandoned relief . the family was literally counting their blessings -- until they were n't . david : what happened ? angie : pulmonary embolism . just like that , he was gone . i was shocked at how much it affected me , how many mornings i woke up thinking about him -- months after he was gone . everyone remembers their first . even you . david : it was my father . [ scene_break ] greenlee : project orpheus . never heard of it . ryan : all i could find on the internet was some information on some arts projects and then a lot of information on the myth . greenlee : refresh my memory ? ryan : what , you 're not up on your greek mythology ? orpheus . he was a prophet and a musician . greenlee : i knew that part . i did . ryan : ok . i totally believe you . anyway , he descends into hell to rescue his wife . greenlee : eurydice . that 's right . lavery , eat your words . ryan : i am very impressed with that . anyway , only to lose her forever , because he disobeys the rules . greenlee : bummer . ryan : yeah . greenlee : well , while you were snooping around hospital offices , i did some research of my own . it turns out that spa that erica supposedly went to has no record of her being there . no treatments booked , no room reservation , nothing . ryan : then where is she ? greenlee : and with who ? [ scene_break ] amanda : i ca n't believe this is happening . cara : look , like i said , your ob will answer any questions that you have , ok ? amanda : you 're here now . just tell me , what do i need to know ? cara : ok . you know how dr. kapoor took your pap test ? the results came back inconclusive , so we 're running the test again . amanda : why ? what would you be looking for ? cara : your hpv test suggested you may be high - risk . that , on top of your cervical inflammation -- we need to rule everything out . amanda : everything ? you 're starting to scare me . cara : i do n't want you to be scared . amanda : is this about the cervical cancer thing ? because you said that hpv could cause it . cara : it is a primary precursor , yes , but you know what ? i do n't want you to worry . let 's just wait for the test to come back , ok ? [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm glad you 're here . griffin : me , too . kendall : i 'm even more glad you owned up to the real reason why you came back . griffin : you 're gon na make me regret this , are n't you ? kendall : oh , no . no . actually , these feelings that you 're having -- i 'm having the same feelings . i just did n't want to push . griffin : me , neither . i mean , after everything you 've been through , i know this ca n't be easy for you . kendall : you 're about the only person who actually gets that . griffin : it 's why i did n't call you when i got back . i did n't want to scare you . i did n't want to overwhelm you . i was just -- i was stupid . kendall : no , no , it was n't . the crazy thing is , in trying not to scare me , you actually did just the opposite . when -- when ryan told me you never got on that plane , and that no one had any idea where you were -- griffin : zach . i am so sorry , kendall . i never meant to put you through any of that . kendall : it 's ok . actually , it was a wake - up call . made me realize i have n't fully dealt with his death yet . griffin : zach was an enormous part of your life , and i ca n't even think of ever trying to replace him . but over the last year , you and i have gone from doctor / patient to friends to something more . a lot more . i do n't know where this is gon na take us , kendall . but -- [ scene_break ] jane : everything is gon na be just fine . you 'll see . what ? jack : i 'm looking for the woman i love . but i got ta tell you , i look at you , i do n't see her . not at all . jane : what do you mean ? jack : do n't you want us to go back to the way it was ? jane : oh , jack , you have no idea . that is exactly what i want . jack : then let me help you . meet me halfway , erica . halfway . jane : i am . i -- i just need more time . that 's all . jack : and if time is n't what you need , then what ? jane : then we 'll cross that bridge when we come to it . jack : we 're already at that bridge . that 's what i think . i love you . i love you more than life itself , and you know that . so great , you think you can do this with a little more time . we 'll give it a try , but something 's got ta give , and i do n't mean maybe . you do understand that ? jane : i do . jack : good . where the hell are you going ? jane : the hospital . it 's my therapy , remember ? [ scene_break ] angie : you treated your own father ? david : no . but he was the first person i lost i felt responsible for . if i 'd known what my mother was putting him through , really known , maybe i could 've stopped him . kept him from -- angie : he committed suicide ? david : yes . and i saw him do it . i guess i drew the short straw that day , huh ? angie : david -- david : so there you have it . did you get what you were looking for in my brilliant yet wounded psyche ? angie : i 'm sorry that happened to you . david : right . that 's it for today . and for the record , i know you have your doubts , but restoring your sight means more to me than you will ever know . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i had a little run - in with david . ryan : she says casually , like an afterthought . what happened to me handling him ? greenlee : that 's a rhetorical question , right ? ryan : well ? greenlee : well , i asked him outright if he was messing around with erica . ryan : and did he give you anything ? greenlee : besides grief for being jealous ? no . he swore it was just business . ryan : of course , he did . look . i know that you 're worried about your dad , ok ? i am , too . i really am . but you got ta do me a favor . greenlee : depends on what it is . ryan : stop poking around the hornet 's nest , ok ? david is a dangerous guy , and that 's on a good day , but when he feels cornered -- just -- just be careful , ok ? greenlee : that goes for you , too . you think that erica is the key , and she may be , but the more you push her , the closer she 'll go to david . believe me . if anyone knows , i know that . ryan : i hear you . greenlee : good . and i know it does n't always seem like it , but i hear you , too . ryan : does n't always seem like it . i got ta go . greenlee : ok . i 'll see you at home . madison . madison : hey . ryan : hey . wow . i -- i almost did n't recognize you . madison : that 's the idea . ryan : yeah , well , you look like a woman who knows what she wants . so i really -- i really , really hope you get it . i do . madison : thanks . me , too . greenlee : kendall called . she thinks i should give your idea another shot . madison : what do you think ? [ scene_break ] kendall : whoa . [ both laugh ] kendall : why do i all of a sudden feel like i 'm in high school again ? griffin : i would lend you my varsity jacket if i had one . kendall : actually , i 'll settle for just wearing your stethoscope sometime . yeah . griffin : you know , kendall , this is new for me . investing in someone , staying in one place . in the past , when things got too serious , that was my sign to move on . and i never thought about it twice . that 's why i jumped at the chance to go to south america . kendall : but you did n't go . griffin : i could n't . kendall : because of me . griffin : yeah . [ scene_break ] j.r. : no . amanda : yes . i am a walking std . j.r. : are you sure ? which one ? amanda : hpv -- human -- j.r. : i know what it stands for . unbelievable . what am i supposed to do now ? amanda : you ? ! j.r. : yeah . i just got back together with marissa . now i 'm supposed to tell her , `` hey , do n't panic or anything , but you might want to get yourself checked out for an std ! `` this is great , amanda . it 's just great . amanda : you selfish ass . hpv can cause cancer . cancer ! thanks for giving a damn about me . [ scene_break ] [ knocking on door ] jake : oh , hey . it 's you . angie : i heard you up here . i tried calling , but you did n't answer the phone . jake : i was ignoring you . what do you think ? am i making too much noise for you ? is that the problem ? angie : no . listen , i just came up , because i wanted to get that crock pot that i let amanda borrow . jake : oh , right , yes . i think it 's a crock you lent it to us , because i do n't think we ever used it , actually . angie : ha ha ! i hardly ever use it , either , but jesse 's making a stab at pot roast tonight . jake : oh , really ? watch out with his cooking . angie : mm . smells like you 're making a stab at something , too . jake : no stab . i 'm just -- i 'm just reheating stuff . i do n't think amanda would appreciate getting food poisoning if i cooked , so i ordered in from luigi 's . angie : chicken marsala ? jake : you 're good . you want to sit down for a second ? angie : and fresh flowers . jake : now you 're freaking me out . that 's a gift . angie : seems i hear of a special night planned . jake : well , we are going to go for baby number two . yeah . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i 'm sorry . amanda : you should be . j.r. : obviously , i do n't want you to get cancer . amanda : oh , thank you . j.r. : but you did n't get this from me , remember ? i got a clean bill of health . amanda : whatever . just tell who you need to tell , do what you need to do , but i let you know , so i 'm done . j.r. : wait , wait , wait . what are you gon na tell jake ? amanda : i do n't know yet . j.r. : ok , just relax . let 's think about this . if you did n't get the std from me , and you did n't get it from jake , you must 've had it for a long time . right ? amanda : probably . j.r. : which means you do n't have to tell him anything . about us , i mean . amanda : because then marissa would find out . j.r. : i do n't want to screw things up with her . amanda : no . i will not let you make this about you . j.r. : about me ? this is my life , too . i have a right to protect it . amanda : here 's a tip . next time you want to have gratuitous sex , think with a different organ , like , i do n't know , your brain ? also , carry a condom and use it . [ scene_break ] madison : i listened to what you said , took a little bit of the edge off , but not too much . i do n't want to sacrifice the intent of the concept . greenlee : will you back up ? i just want to get a look at the whole picture . you worked hard . madison : i did . greenlee : and you really believe in what you 're selling . madison : i do . greenlee : ok . madison : ok , you like it ? greenlee : i think it 's worth spending some time on artwork and concept drawings , so go for it . madison : you wo n't regret this . greenlee : i better not . david : it looks like someone 's having a good day . madison : took your advice . got kendall on my side to win greenlee over . totally worked . so thank you . david : you 're welcome . does this mean you 'll have that drink with me ? madison : why not ? on second thought , maybe some other time . looks like you already have company . hi , erica . jane : hi . madison : thank you again . david : anytime . jane : well . what does she have to be grateful for ? [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , so this -- this whole thing , this is very new to me , too . i mean , i have n't done this in a very long time . griffin : i know , and you have your kids to think about . kendall : yes . griffin : that 's another reason i kept my distance . it 's not gon na be easy for spike and ian to accept another person in their lives . kendall : thank you for understanding . not everyone has . griffin : ok . all right . i officially draw the line at being compared to reverend ricky , the psychopath . kendall : why ? why ? you guys are so similar . griffin : you 're so hilarious . kendall : you are . not really . what is it ? griffin : i do n't know what to do . i do n't know what to say next . kendall : that 's cute . i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i -- i do n't come with a manual . griffin : no , you do n't have cliff notes ? no ? nothing ? ca n't throw me a bone ? kendall : no . sorry . what i can do , actually , is -- what if we just agreed to take things slowly ? griffin : yeah ? slower than we already have ? is that even humanly possible ? kendall : i know . you have a point . how about slower , moving forward ? griffin : ok . i can do that . kendall : yeah ? griffin : yeah . one step at a time . kendall : right . oh , and here 's a little bone for you . you 've already taken the first step . we 're really doing this . griffin : we 're really doing this . [ scene_break ] ryan : you got any word from tad on griffin ? you 're back ! griffin : i 'm back . ryan : it 's good to see you , man . griffin : you , too . ryan : thank you so much for the phone call . i really appreciated that . kendall : i 'm sorry . sorry . i -- i meant to . i just got a little -- got a little caught up . caught up . yeah . ryan : well , all right . so you here to stay ? griffin : that 's the plan . ryan : what changed your mind ? griffin : i do n't know . i guess i was setting down roots when i was n't looking . too much to leave behind . ryan : that 's great . i guess you have n't talked to him about hayward . kendall : no . not yet . griffin : what about him ? ryan : you know he 's back running the hospital with erica , right ? well , we think something 's up . griffin : with which part ? ryan : with all of it . with how he got erica to sign on , with his partnership to begin with , with what he 's gon na do with the hospital once he gets control of it . griffin : run it ? as far as erica 's concerned , from her announcement it sounded like it was her idea . kendall : another move probably orchestrated by david . griffin : no wonder dr. h. is so paranoid . people really are out to get him . [ scene_break ] david : madison had asked my advice on something . it panned out , so she came by to thank me . jane : of course , it panned out . you 're a genius . david : let 's hope we can say the same about you . how 'd it go with jackson ? jane : he 's definitely worried . david : but you assuaged his fears . jane : all he wanted to do was talk about my behavior lately . he thinks i need help . david : so what did you tell him ? jane : i told him that i 'm fine . that my work at the hospital is all the help i need . david : and that worked ? jane : i did n't give him a choice . [ scene_break ] greenlee : so she actually said that . that helping to heal others will help her heal herself . jack : yes , she did . greenlee : since when ? jack : well , it 's a very noble notion , but i 'm not buying it for a minute . greenlee : yeah . that 's not erica . jack : well , the erica we know and love , or at least one of us , is essentially unrecognizable these days . greenlee : and she really does n't see that ? jack : if she does , she does n't see it as any kind of a problem . greenlee : well , i wish i could sit here and tell you that she just needs time -- jack : but we both know you 'd be lying . she just keeps moving , pulling further and further away from me . and lately it hit me that i may not be able to get her back . [ scene_break ] jake : baby . hi . amanda : hey , angie . angie : hey , sweetie . amanda : something smells good . angie : your husband has been hard at work . jake : no , no , hardly , no . i 'm just -- i 'm repurposing the food that luigi 's hooked us up with . ha ha ha ! oh , angie 's here to get the crock pot that we never used . amanda : oh , i never gave that back to you . i 'm sorry . angie : no , no , no . it 's no problem . listen , i 'm gon na get out of here , because i know your husband has something special in store for you . jake : why you got ta go blow my cover ? i might 've said something about maybe trying to make a baby . i do n't know . ha ha ha ! angie : listen , i really am happy for both of you . jake : thanks . amanda : well , no news to report yet . angie : i know , but it 's a beautiful thing when everybody 's on board . excited about the future . jake : all right . get outta here . you want me to walk you back to your pad ? angie : i think i can make it . you guys can get started on your lovely night . jake : be careful with that crock pot , all right ? give jesse my love . tell him good luck . you ok ? you sure ? angie : bye . jake : all right . amanda : what have you done ? jake : oh , you know . did a little of this , little of that . those -- peonies . remember i called them `` peonies `` once , and they 're your favorite . and -- oh , apple cider that 's not necessarily your favorite but pretty important if you 're gon na try to make a baby . and there 's chicken in the oven and there 's key lime pie in the fridge . and -- [ turns on soft music ] got that going for us , because i got a feeling the string quartet 's gon na be a little late . kidding . there 's not gon na be a string quartet . unless , of course , you want a string quartet , then i 'll get you one . you can tell me whatever you want . just tell me . i 'll make it happen . babe ? what is it ? amanda : i love you so much . jake : and i love you . amanda : i ca n't believe that you did all this . because this is so much more than i deserve . jake : what are you talking about ? you deserve all this . you deserve it all . you deserve the world . i 'd give you the world if i could . [ scene_break ] ryan : you heard how he found greenlee after her accident , right , and kept her for , like , over a year . david has got a way of controlling people with drugs , sometimes with his in - your - face personality . kendall : i know this must sound like the complete opposite of the man that you looked up to as your mentor , but i 'm telling you , griff , what ryan 's saying is true . griffin : you know , when i first heard the stories about dr. h. , i could n't get over it . i know that he is no angel , but to pull this kind of crap is -- kendall : well , now ? griffin : now that i 've seen the guy in action , there 's obviously a lot that i do n't know about him . ryan : so you will help us . griffin : i 'm not sure what you think i can do . ryan : we 're not asking you to do much . just kind of hang out . stay close . keep your eyes and ears open . maybe we can figure out what the hell 's going on here . kendall : we just want to help my mother . we want to keep her safe . griffin : so do i . if david is trying to hurt your mother in any way , you can count on me to put a stop to it . [ scene_break ] jane : jackson is handled . it 's ok now . david : ok for what ? jane : for us to spend more time together . we just have to be careful , that 's all . just make sure that when we meet , that everyone thinks that it 's strictly business . and it will be . naughty business , that is . david : so much for being careful , huh ? jane : i thought that you were a man who liked to live dangerously . david : oh , i am . jane : even when it comes to women ? david : especially when it comes to women . jane : well , then , come on . let 's go live dangerously . take me back to your room right now . [ scene_break ] greenlee : well , i hate that you 're hurting , but in erica 's defense , it 's really not -- jack : i 'm sorry . what did you say ? greenlee : in erica 's defense , it 's not her fault . yes . if anyone knows how david can make you do things you never thought you 'd do and turn your back on people you never thought -- jack : oh , good . i have that to look forward to . greenlee : no . no . the day that erica comes to her senses and launches that miniature frame into your arms , that 's what you have to look forward to . jack : who is calling who miniature ? greenlee : hey , i 'm bigger than her . jack : in many ways , he says . what if that day never comes ? greenlee : it will . it will , just like it did with me . jack : you know , it seems to me like you actually want this -- erica and me together . greenlee : i want what you want . jack : i want my fiancée back . greenlee : then fight for her , dad . do n't give up . jack : greenlee , fighting is all we seem to do about this . i 'm running out of steam here . greenlee : well , then , i 'll buy you some energy drinks . i got ta go . jack : come here before you go . i love you so much . i do n't think you have any idea how much . greenlee : it took me a while , but yeah . i actually do . jack : good . get out of here . [ scene_break ] cara : what 's up ? j.r. : hi . i need to get some tests run . cara : ok . got that from the nurse . what are you looking for ? j.r. : well , there was this -- there was this bachelor party and there was -- there were some girls there . i was kind of hoping for a man doctor . cara : you got me . so go ahead . j.r. : ok , well , anyway , one of the guys called me and said that one of the girls might 've had -- something . cara : ok . do you have any idea what it was ? j.r. : i think it might 've been hpv . cara : oh . j.r. : `` oh . `` what does that mean ? `` oh `` ? what am i supposed to do ? cara : well , hmm . if you think that you might be infected , then you should probably be smart about it . practice safe sex . possibly tell your recent partners . it 's entirely up to you . [ scene_break ] jake : it 's too much , all this . amanda : no , it 's -- jake : no , no , it 's too much . it 's screaming in your face , `` let 's make a baby . `` that 's not the way to do it , and i know in your heart you 're still disappointed , so -- amanda : please stop -- jake : no , no . forget all this . you know what ? let 's just take it easy . relax . here , look . start with a little massage , ok ? let 's start with your feet , toes , and i 'll work my way up to your temples and everything in between . how 's that sound ? amanda : please stop . sorry , i ca n't . i 'm sorry , i just ca n't . [ crying ] [ scene_break ] ryan : thank you for signing on . griffin : whatever i can do . ryan : and i think i speak for all of us when i say welcome back . kendall : wow . really ? ok . you want to get a bullhorn ? are you done ? ryan : i was trying to be friendly . kendall : can you believe ? get out of here . ryan : i 'm leaving . kendall : ok . take care now . nice seeing you again . really . ryan : yeah . kendall : ok . bye . sorry about that . griffin : why ? kendall : well , i mean , he was acting like we were going off to the prom or something . griffin : i see . you 're still in high school mode . kendall : a little bit . yeah . it 'll wear off . i promise . griffin : ok , well , how about we hold off on the prom and go to dinner tomorrow night ? kendall : i 'd love to . but be warned -- i do not kiss on the first date . griffin : oh , yeah ? kendall : mm - hmm . griffin : if that 's the case , we 'd better get that out of the way right now . kendall : really ? griffin : yeah . griffin : good night , kendall . kendall : good night , griff . [ in griffin 's jacket there is a `` project orpheus `` access card ] [ scene_break ] jane : i miss you . i miss being near you . nothing else even seems important anymore . david : and i miss you , too . desperately . but we have to be patient . we act impulsively and everything could be done . game over . jane : so what 's our next move ? david : why do n't you meet me in my hotel room tomorrow afternoon ? all right ? we 'll take it from there . | cara warns amanda that her std can have serious consequences including cervical cancer , so they 're rerunning the pap smear . amanda is surprised that she may have contracted it years ago . when she talks with j.r. , he insists he 's clean . she gets angry when he acts more concerned about marissa finding out than about her condition . although he apologizes , he does n't want her to confess their indiscretion to jake . amanda storms out of the chandler mansion with a warning for j.r. to start using condoms . at home , she cries when jake proposes they make another baby . cara gets suspicious when j.r. goes to her about possibly having hpv . |
kendall : ryan , i 've made up my mind . jonathan : ryan 's not here . you 'll have to settle for his little brother again . [ scene_break ] babe : mmm . j.r. , where are you going ? j.r. : i 'm just -- i 'm going to call the office and let them know i 'm taking the day off to spend with my two best girls . [ babe giggles ] babe : you 're the best . the best daddy , the best husband . mmm . j.r. : just go back to bed , ok ? babe : oh , do n't leave me . come back to bed with me , but not to sleep . make love to me , j.r . [ scene_break ] bianca : i believe that that belongs to you . maggie : you can borrow it anytime . bianca : i 'm sorry . i -- i guess i was dreaming . maggie : oh , more like sleep kickboxing , and this blanket was the enemy . i was just covering you up . bianca : thank you . wow . i do n't even remember crashing last night . maggie : oh , you were exhausted , with good reason . babe ends up in the er and then the whole thing that happened with your mom . i did n't have the heart to wake you . but i made you some tea . bianca : oh , thank you . yeah . it sure was crazy , but at least they 're both ok . i mean , my mom 's intervention was just as intense as watching babe get her heart shocked , but it worked . she 's on her way to rehab . once she made that decision , i knew she was going to kick this . maggie : that 's major . bianca : yeah . we 're all just praying that this is the first step towards a lot of healing . maybe my mom will find a little peace . maggie : well , add my prayer to yours . well , your mom 's in good hands and you got some sleep , so get yourself showered because we got to get this day into gear . bianca : wait , why ? what time is it ? am i late for work ? maggie : work ? my friend , you have the wrong schedule , because i am skipping classes . we got ourselves a play date . bianca : a play date ? maggie : yeah , you know , special set - aside time so friends can have fun ? bianca : oh . maggie : you remember fun ? bianca : oh , vaguely . but i 'm too big for the sandbox now , and i gave away all my malibu mimi dolls . maggie : oh , great . ok , work with me here please , ok ? so first , we have a picnic at the park -- ants optional , cotton candy required -- and then we 're going to cheerlead the 5k runners to benefit the future miranda montgomery children 's and women 's center . bianca : i 've been talking to the sponsors , and they expect a huge turnout . maggie : i know , it 's going to be great . but then we 're ready to cool off . we 're going to hit the boathouse , because there 's a concert playing -- scarlet serenity . bianca : i love them ! maggie : i know you do . so we can rate their chops and playlist when we meet up with the gang for some fried calamari , some pizza margarita -- our favorite , right ? what ? oh . oh , no , no , no , i 'm not planning , like -- like , a super date or anything . i was n't doing that , no . i just wanted to have some , you know , good old indoor / outdoor , no - strings kind of fun . bianca : no , that 's not what this is , maggie . i know exactly what you 're doing . [ scene_break ] j.r. : just let me call the office , babe . babe : oh , honey , you are the boss . you do n't have to phone in . j.r. : you do if you take your responsibilities seriously . babe : and i take this seriously , and it 's something you definitely ca n't phone in -- unless you want to reach out and touch me right now . j.r. : we have all day . plus , you just got out of the hospital . babe : yeah , and i 'm ok ! i got a clean bill of health . [ j.r. sighs ] babe : it 's the drug , is n't it ? j.r. : it almost killed you . babe : j.r. , i swear , hand to god , i would never , ever mess with that stuff . somebody had to have slipped it to me . please , you have to believe me . just say it . say , `` i believe you , babe . `` j.r. : i believe you , babe . babe : you think i 'm lying . why ? because i used to be all wild and crazy before ? that was way before you and bess . and , yeah , maybe i hung out at margaritaville a lot , but i never took anything stronger than an aspirin . j.r. : can we just forget about this ? babe : why ca n't you believe me ? j.r. : can we forget it ? just let it go . babe : i can forget it , but you obviously ca n't . j.r. , we have to talk about this , please ? you act like you do n't even know me anymore . just talk to me . j.r. : at the hospital , james told me that he caught you in an alley making out with some guy behind sos . babe : what ? no . no . no way . if i did , i have zero memory of it . i swear , after you left , i do n't even remember anything . j.r. : james says that you were hitting on him pretty hard . babe : james would n't lie . you know what ? it was probably the same dirtbag that slipped that thing in my drink . you know , if jamie could get down here and he can id him , maybe we could press charges with the cops or something . j.r. : do you listen -- just listen to how desperate you sound right now . could we just let this go ? babe : it 's more than the guy in the alley , is n't it ? j.r. : babe , you scared the life out of me . you got a little baby depending on you . you know , i remember my mother . she was always there , always strong no matter what . babe : and i am , too . j.r. : yeah , well -- babe : at least i try to be . j.r. : my baby 's mother , drugged out of her mind ? babe : j.r. , i would never -- and she 's my daughter , too , and i love her just as much as you do , and i would never , ever mess around with getting high ! i would do anything to protect our angel . j.r. : anything ? even kiss off someone you really care about ? [ scene_break ] reggie : what 's up , james ? you want the news , good or bad ? jamie : let 's start with bad , then make my day . can we bust seth or not ? reggie : seth is about to bounce , if he has n't left town already . jamie : all right , the good ? reggie : i put the word out that someone 's looking to make a monster buy . if seth 's still around , he 'll want to suck up some getaway bucks . jamie : right . so you 're sure this is his main branch ? reggie : yeah , i mean , sweet little setup -- push your mind candy and little kids on the swing at the same time . you sure you up for this ? jamie : yeah , i 'm just a little bit on edge staking out a dealer , so -- reggie : i mean , we 're going to have squeeze hard if seth is going to give up j.r . jamie : part of me is holding out that j.r. did n't score those drugs . reggie : yeah , who wanted to believe his brother 's sick enough to dope his own wife ? jamie : not me . but if j.r. was n't acting so weird , i mean , pushing babe off on me every chance he gets , then asking me how much she 's had to drink -- and then when he went off on seth -- i do n't know , reg . it just did n't smell right . reggie : well , i say follow the smell , see where it takes you . jamie : even if it 's someplace i do n't want to go ? reggie : that 's the thing . say j.r. did do this little drug deed . are you going to be able to hand your brother off to the cops ? [ scene_break ] derek : i do n't care if you have to get on your hands and knees with a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers ! i want every scrap of evidence bagged and logged ! this piece of garbage slips through the cracks again , it 's your badge . tally , where are we ? ofc . tally : we got a lock on the target and location , chief . derek : so we 're good to go ? ofc . tally : rollout 's when you give the order . derek : ok . ofc . tally : oh , and , chief ? there 's somebody waiting for you in your office . [ siren ] derek : danielle . honey , are n't you supposed to be working ? danielle : have a seat . derek : what 's this about ? danielle : i 'll ask the questions , if you do n't mind . derek : ok , but are n't you going to turn on the tape recorder and read me my rights ? danielle : not if you cooperate . now , chief frye , how long has your sweet , misunderstood daughter been living with you ? derek : danielle , you know how long you 've been living -- danielle : answer the question , please . derek : a couple of months . danielle : and during that time , what has your daughter done to convince you that she does n't have the sense god gave a dust bunny ? derek : that 's not even close to how i feel . danielle : really ? hmm . interesting . so there 's really no basis for you treating her as if she has mothballs for brains ? derek : dani , where is this headed ? danielle : chief frye , is it true that you forbade your daughter to see , talk to , and consort with a gentleman by the name of reginald montgomery ? derek : i should 've known that he was behind this . danielle : answer the question , please . derek : ok . i did forbid you , yes . danielle : and why did you see fit to take such drastic action ? derek : because he 's trouble , bad news , and a nasty influence ! danielle : well , in your misguided and biased and , might i add , quite lame opinion -- derek : it 's not just opinion . it 's this . danielle : what ? excess gas ? a belly full of leftover brownies ? derek : a veteran cop 's gut instinct . danielle : let 's go with that gut you reference for a moment , shall we ? now , when you asked your daughter 's mother to marry you , was it your gut that said she would be the woman to spend the rest of your life with ? derek : yeah . i guess so . danielle : but you 're not doing the happy - ever - after dance still , are you ? you ended up in divorce court , proving that your cop 's gut instinct is n't foolproof , forcing you to admit that sometimes , impressions can be wrong . derek : but most times , they 're dead right . [ scene_break ] ryan : greenlee ? greenlee ? time to wake up . hey , greenlee . greenlee : what ? ryan . you bad boy . you trying to seduce me while i 'm asleep ? ryan : oh , i think you were the seductress and i was the seductee . greenlee : hmm , it 's hard to tell in this position . ryan : yeah , much too close to call . [ alarm clock buzzes ] [ alarm clock stops ] ryan : ok . greenlee : ahem . ryan : time to rise and shine . greenlee : we 've risen . ryan : you do n't know the half of it . listen , i want to get to fusion . i want to see if kendall signed over her shares . greenlee : i do n't care if she did n't . let 's stay in bed and sleep and pretend there 's no such thing as a kendall . ryan : no , you hit the shower first . greenlee : that 's -- that 's exhausting . you know , we could save energy , not to mention tons of hot water , if we shower together . i 'll do your back , you do me . ryan : shower with a friend . that sounds like a 1960s bumper sticker . greenlee : i mean , we 've shown amazing self - control . we 've slept in the same bed all night , we did n't touch each other , right ? ryan : right . right . no , greenlee , you hit the shower , i 'll get the coffee started , ok ? greenlee : whatever you say , hub . just do n't be upset if i hog all the hot water . ryan : well , that 's just fine with me . a cold shower is exactly what i need right now . [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm looking for ryan and greenlee . are they in yet ? jonathan : when i left the apartment , they were still in bed . kendall : oh . ok , so you 're staying with ryan ? jonathan : you heard him offer to put me up . lucky me , your payback sex did n't wreck things with my brother . kendall : well , on the count of three , let 's all exhale a big sigh of relief . one , two , three -- ah . jonathan : somehow , ryan knows how easy it is to be taken by you . kendall : oh , honey , the innocent victim -- it is so not you . you were n't just along for the ride . you had your foot on the gas , too . jonathan : that was until i caught on to your double play -- score with me to sock it to my brother . kendall : you are ryan 's brother , are n't you ? mm - hmm . you 've got that nice jaw line , those eyes . it 's really amazing how the two of you are so much alike . well , except for one thing . jonathan : oh , and what 's that ? kendall : ryan can do self - righteous and get away with it . you ca n't . so you can work on your smug look and try to make me out to be the only sinner between the sheets , but the truth is you are just as bad -- or as good -- as i am . jonathan : smart move . kendall : what , calling your big , bad bluff ? jonathan : signing your fusion shares over and leaving the company . kendall : what do you know about it ? jonathan : ryan brought me up to speed . kendall : boy , i 'd love to know how it came up in the conversation . jonathan : strictly business , which must be looking up because now my brother and his new bride wo n't have to deal with you day to day . kendall : you make it sound like your personal triumph . jonathan : just the opposite . the credit is all yours . i 'm just so sorry that we wo n't get to be working together . kendall : wait a minute , you 're working here ? since when ? jonathan : since ryan offered me the job and i accepted . simone : oh , and i 'm here to make your transition as smooth as possible . so if you need anything , from spreadsheets to staples , i 'm your go - to girl . jonathan : well , i 'm so happy to know that i 'm already in good hands . simone : yes , you are . [ simone giggles ] jonathan : all right . jonathan -- simone : lavery , yes , ryan 's younger brother -- princeton mba , third in his class . very impressive . i 'm simone torres . greenlee warned me all about you -- in a good way . jonathan : well , it 's nice to meet you , officially . simone : yes . jonathan : yeah . simone : so , feel free to explore . i must warn you , though , to stay clear of the copying machine . jonathan : why ? simone : it 's got an attitude problem , yes . you must teach it who 's boss , a little hip - check . jonathan : little hip - check ? simone : yeah . jonathan : ok . simone : ok ? jonathan : thanks . simone : yeah . please tell me you 're not into him . kendall : oh , god , no , not in this lifetime , trust me . simone : oh , good , because i think he 's totally my type . do you think that he would actually , like , go for me ? kendall : how would i know ? simone : come on , you know me . greenlee : who better ? he had the hots for you , once upon a tacky bedspread . [ scene_break ] bianca : you want to keep this day jam - packed so i do n't have 30 seconds to think about what happened a year ago today . maggie : well , i do n't want you to be alone , that 's for sure . and i figured if i could give you a day to remember , it would help you replace a day that you want to forget . bianca : you 're amazing . maggie : come on , come on ! are you ready for the nonstop , loop - de - loop fun machine ? bianca : yes , i 'm ready ! maggie : ok , well , then get your lazy bones into action , because i have the perfect spot for a picnic and i do n't want to lose it . bianca : hey . thank you . maggie : come on . the day 's waiting . [ scene_break ] [ j.r. groans ] babe : you want me to tell bianca to kiss off ? j.r. , what is it going to take for me to convince you that she loves bess just as much as we do ? j.r. : that 's what scares me , babe . babe : love scares you ? i will personally vouch for bianca . j.r. : i 'm supposed to trust your judgment ? this coming from the woman who ok 'd hayward to bond with our baby ? great call , babe . why do n't we send him packing , too ? you know what -- why ca n't we just forget about this and just take bess to the park ? babe : you ca n't forget about it . like it or not , david is my father . j.r. , i ca n't do anything about it . j.r. : and i 'm not going to hold it against you . it 's just hayward really hacked up my family , and i do n't trust him around bess . babe : i ca n't make you feel something that you do n't . [ baby cries ] babe : there 's our little girl , ready to face the day . you know , i 'll -- i 'll go get her ready . j.r. : no , no . i 'll bathe and dress our little princess . just take your time getting ready . babe : i 'm sorry . never forget how much i love you and our little girl . j.r. : hey , sweetness , hmm ? you 're going to be going to the park with your mommy and daddy today , huh ? yes , ma'am . do n't tell , but daddy 's got a plan to make this a day your lying , cheating mother will never forget . [ scene_break ] maggie : you want another deviled egg ? bianca : mmm , no way . maggie : no ? bianca : i 'm stuffed . maggie : oh . you have jam or something on your face . bianca : where ? here ? maggie : right -- right there ! bianca : ay ! i ca n't believe you just did that ! maggie : no , no , no , no , no ! bianca : oh , you -- you so earned it ! maggie : no ! you wicked girl ! i 'm melting ! i 'm melting ! bianca : you know , i came here that night , after . maggie : oh . i -- i did n't know . do you want to leave ? i 'm sorry . bianca : oh , no , no . that 's ok , that 's ok . being here with you , laughing , wet -- you know , i 'm never going to forget what happened , but i know that it 's going to be ok . i 'm going to be ok . babe : over here -- maggie : stop ! babe : hey . [ scene_break ] jamie : if it turns out that j.r. really did drug babe -- i do n't even want to go there . reggie : yeah , i hear you , dawg , i hear you . jamie : but when j.r. found out that babe lied and they were n't legally married , he begged me not to let him to turn into adam . he was ready for payback . reggie : but you came through for him . jamie : i told him to focus on how lucky he was to have bess and babe . but it was an easy sell . maybe he only pretended to buy and never really forgave babe . reggie : you 'd have to be one slick dude for that . jamie : yeah . the whole wedding ? maybe it 's all lies to keep us from seeing what j.r. 's really up to . reggie : the only thing is if he wanted to ditch his wife , why dope her ? i mean , why not just cut her loose ? jamie : see , the only thing i can think of is bess . i mean , chandlers do not share their kids , they own them . adam made j.r. 's mom think she was crazy , even had her committed just so adam could have j.r. all to himself . reggie : you think j.r. 's crazy enough to try his old man 's fouls ? jamie : you ready to find out ? the clock is officially running . reggie : all right , wait , how are you going to do this , all right ? because if he sees you , he 's going to run . trust me , i know . let me go . jamie : from what you said , you guys are n't exactly the best of friends , either . reggie : seth and me ? we go way back . [ scene_break ] derek : look , dani , i know guys like reggie . i know where they 've been , and i know where they 're going , which is not someplace i want you to go . danielle : but , daddy , you ca n't just toss reggie back in the reject pile . he 's not like other guys . derek : well , when you 've been around as long as i have , you 'll know . danielle : hop back on that grill ! i 'm not done with you yet . now , do you want to have a relationship with your daughter ? derek : more than you know . danielle : do you want to trust your daughter ? derek : dani , you 're not the one i do n't trust . danielle : do you want to lose her ? push her so far that she 'll never come back ? derek : no . that 's the last thing i want . and just for the record , i love having you living here with me . i 'm just trying to do what daddies do -- protect their little girls . danielle : but i 'm not a little girl , daddy , and reggie 's not going to hurt me . [ derek sighs ] derek : all right . all right . i 'll think about giving him another chance . danielle : oh , daddy . derek : but if i do , it 's the only chance he 's going to get . danielle : it 's the only one he 'll need . oh , thank you ! thank you , thank you . derek : ok , it 's my turn to ask you a question . do you ever think about becoming a cop ? danielle : oh , and wear that dreadful outfit every day ? [ derek chuckles ] danielle : i do n't think so . [ scene_break ] simone : how early do i have to get up to be first in line for a man around here ? greenlee : kendall , i 'm surprised to see you . kendall : why is that , greenlee ? greenlee : well , i knew you planned to have your lawyer review the transfer of your stock back to us , but i did n't think you 'd want to deliver it in person . kendall : well , since we 're all being so civilized , i thought i would come and deliver it myself just to show there 's no hard feelings on my part . greenlee : none here . ryan ? ryan : no , none here . greenlee : hmm . thanks for stopping by . we 'll have our lawyers send a check to you today . have a nice life . kendall : oh , i plan to . so are n't you guys going to look over the papers and make sure i crossed every t , dotted every i ? ryan : greenlee , may i see that , please ? ryan : so , kendall , what are you trying to pull now ? greenlee : `` develop , in charge of , and oversee the launch of a new fragrance `` ? kendall : yes ! a new signature fragrance to headline the enchantment - fusion merger . well , now , those are just the broad strokes . so maybe we should just order in some breakfast and brainstorm the campaign . greenlee : what happened to you selling back your shares ? kendall : well , i mulled it over , and then i got hit by this sudden wave of separation anxiety . greenlee : oh -- kendall : kissing my sweet stock certificates bye - bye , i just -- i could n't . i just -- i could n't let go . greenlee : unbelievable . kendall : i know , is n't it ? i mean , working with the two of you is not really at the top of my list , but , i mean , i would be stupid with a capital s to let personal feelings interfere with business . plus , i own too many shares for you to force me out . so i think the three of us should just suck it up and rise above . greenlee : do n't you dare pretend you care about fusion and enchantment . this is n't about stock shares or separation anxiety or rising above . this is about you trying to stick it to ryan and be in our faces every day . kendall : ok , i do n't care about the companies ? i was up half the night running on caffeine and fumes dreaming up ways to rocket fusion to the top ! greenlee : you know what ? here 's where you can take your rocket . ryan : oh , hey , hey , greenlee , it 's ok , it 's ok . greenlee : ryan , you see what she 's doing . ryan : it 's ok . kendall , you want to stay ? stay . kendall : now , as you can see , what i am proposing is on a much bigger scale than what we 've ever attempted before , so i 'm going to need a few extra hands on the project . that means long hours , weekends . we 'll practically be living in each other 's laps . and since he 's already proven his stamina and good taste , partner me with fusion 's latest hire . i want jonathan right by my side . [ scene_break ] reggie : hey , what 's up , seth ? seth : what do you want ? reggie : whatever you got . seth : oh , yeah . right . our last face time , you warned me off your girlfriend . now you want to make a buy ? this stinks of a setup . reggie : yeah , that 's me , seth , huh -- junior narc . seth : you came after me once . remember ? i was just dropping off a deck of hard candy for your old lady . you came home from school , jumped all over my case , blamed me for your mommy being a user . reggie : you keep my mother out of your filthy mouth . i 'm here for j.r . he wants seconds of the stuff you brought him . seth : if chandler wants to make a buy , he 's got my cell . reggie : he wants to keep this on the down - low , you know , ever since his wife crashed . just give me the stuff and we can be done here . seth : all right , j.r. thinks i skipped town . i mean , he gave me all that cash to take off . danielle : hey , jamie . what are you doing in the bushes ? jamie : danielle , danielle , shut up ! come here , do n't -- danielle : what the -- reggie : what is your problem ? danielle : i 'm looking at him . [ scene_break ] babe : so , hi . bianca : hi ! j.r. : hi . babe : so good to see you ! bianca : good to see you , too , babe . babe : thank you for coming by to see me . bianca : how are you feeling ? babe : good , you know -- well , great , actually . but it looks like we all needed a park fix . maggie : hey , babe , i heard that we 're , like , kind of sort of related . i mean , david 's your dad and he 's my cousin , so you 're my cousin once removed . bianca : that 's crazy . babe : hey , cousin . maggie : hey , cousin ! [ baby cries ] babe : this is fun ! maggie : yeah ! hey , guys , i mean , we have a bunch of food . why do n't you join us ? babe : you know , thanks , we would love to , but we do n't want to crash your party . j.r. : uh -- but if you do n't mind us crashing , move on over , if that 's cool with you . bianca : that 's great . that 's great . pull up a deviled egg ! maggie : yeah , come on ! she 's got my finger ! p.a . announcer : ladies and gentlemen , we 're counting down to the start of the 5k race to benefit the miranda montgomery women and children 's center . maggie : oh , gosh , we got to get over there . we got to get over there , come on . babe : you know , why do n't you guys go , and we 'll stay and watch your stuff ? j.r. : hey , bianca , we 're going to give you a check in babe and my name , and if you want , just fill it out to whatever amount to reach your goal . bianca : wow . god , i do n't know what to say . thank you so much . great . we 'll see -- we 'll see you guys later , ok ? bye . babe : we 'll be here . maggie : bye . babe : your hippo . you 're amazing . j.r. : what ? well , you 're right . you know , i 've been pretty harsh on bianca lately . i 'm going to cut her more slack . babe : because you 're such a great guy . j.r. : no , because it makes you happy . [ phone rings ] j.r. : i 'm sorry . i got to take this . babe : ok . are you still hungry ? j.r. : chandler . what crisis ? no way . i 'm spending the day with my family . [ scene_break ] jamie : did you know i was pv high 's all - conference running back three years in a row ? the way i see it , there 's only one way out of here , and that 's through me . now , give me what i want and you 're a free man again . [ scene_break ] kendall : jonathan , you make a good first impression -- and a lasting one . that 's very important in business . you get that client until the deal is consummated . that 's -- that 's very smart . this is a man who keeps a customer satisfied and always coming back for more . greenlee : in case you have n't noticed , jonathan , kendall does n't do subtle . ryan : so what do you say , little brother ? you up for a challenge ? i can see you handling kendall , no problem . although , kendall , he might have had as much of you as he can take . i would n't blame him . jonathan : works for me . i 'll do whatever 's best for business and for my brother . ryan : well , congratulations , kendall . you got yourself a partner . that is all you asked for , right ? kendall : oh , well , i was waiting for your special `` welcome back . `` [ scene_break ] reggie : hold up , i 'm your problem ? you just blew my business . danielle : are you for real ? i just spent the whole morning working my dad , so he could cut you some slack so we could share the same airspace , and now i catch you buying drugs ? reggie : wait , wait , wait . you stood up to your father for me ? danielle : it was n't the first time . i must be too dumb to live . reggie : no , wait , you have it all wrong . i just do n't have time to explain it to you right now . jamie needs me . danielle : oh , no , no , no . hold on , superfly . if i messed something up , then i want to help make it right , and none of your mojo moves are going to stop me . reggie : ok , all right , just lay low and keep your mouth shut , please ? danielle : keep my mouth shut ? reggie -- reggie ! [ scene_break ] j.r. : yeah , ok . all right . ugh . that 's liza . i thought i had the whole day cleared up . turns out something came up . babe : you going to be long ? j.r. : i should n't . i tell you what -- stay here with bess . i 'll be back as soon as i can . babe : ok . we 'll be waiting for you . j.r. : all right . hey , how you doing ? love my little girl . oh . here , buddy . oh , your shoe 's untied . do n't want you tripping . boy : i ca n't tie it by myself . j.r. : oh , well , i think maybe we can help you out with that . is that your mom ? you got a good one . you 're lucky . [ scene_break ] jamie : yeah , i was all - county in wrestling , too . seth : what do you want ? jamie : the down - low with your connection to j.r. chandler . seth : all right , what do i get in return ? jamie : you get to leave here without a limp or a bruise . start talking . reggie : yo , james ! you in there ? jamie : what is she doing here ? reggie : look -- danielle : no way is this fight club boys - only , so do n't even go there . jamie : no , no , no , get her out of here . danielle : fill me in first . jamie : dude , no , she -- hey ! [ scene_break ] ryan : kendall 's proposal . anything ? jonathan : it 's got legs . ryan : you know , you do n't have to do this , hockett . jonathan : i know . but with kendall , you need somebody you can trust to keep an eye on her . besides , i owe you -- large . [ scene_break ] greenlee : how stupid are you ? i told you there 's nothing you could do to get ryan back . kendall : you sound like you 're trying to convince yourself more than me . i know ryan and i are over . greenlee : then what are you doing here ? kendall : i 'm making memories . if i ca n't get ryan to love me , i 'll make damn sure he never forgets me , and neither will you . [ scene_break ] jamie : i thought i made it clear -- the only way out is to give up what went down with j.r . reggie : and while you 're at it , empty your pockets . no way i 'm letting you spread more poison . seth : all right , you want what i got ? reggie : yeah . seth : all right , here . free taste . derek : everybody freeze ! [ scene_break ] babe : hey , sleepyhead , i 'll be right back . well , hey , sugar pie . what you doing ? boy : pretty lady , can you please help me tie my shoes ? babe : oh , i guess i can since you asked me so nice and polite . so where 's your mama ? she 's all the way over there ? you should n't be wandering off and giving her a scare like that . ok . you 're all set . you run back over there , you hear me , handsome ? bess , if you even wander off like -- bess ? my god , bess ! help me ! somebody took my baby ! bess ! oh , my god ! bess ! my baby ! my baby 's gone ! help me , somebody , please ! my baby ! god , please ! bess ! bess , where are you ? [ next_on ] anita : i would n't be here if anyone else could help me . krystal : my sentiments exactly . bobby : i 'm just a little sick and tired of all the stupid people around here messing up my life . babe : help me ! my child ! my baby ! bianca : babe , what 's going on ? babe : tell me you have her , please ! just tell me it 's a sick joke ! | danielle convinces her dad to trust her enough to let her see reggie . determined to find out if j.r. is following in his dad 's footsteps , jamie secures reggie 's help in setting up a drug deal with seth . derek is stunned when he finds danielle and reggie picking up packets of drugs that seth dropped . |
david : no one leaves ? because you say so ? krystal : well , this is a lot better than some places i have n't been allowed to leave . but it does n't mean i want to stay . adam : it 's true . you are a moron . you really believe people will do what you say . astounding . david : what ? what , now you want to dance with me ? tad : no . i prefer it when my partners have at least half a clue . j.r. : because you have all the answers ? tad : no . those labs do , or they will after they start working on the dna samples supplied by our friend di kirby , aka dixie cooney , aka diana cole . three different samples , three different labs , courtesy of my father , aidan , and brooke . krystal : and adam 's goons . adam : the firm of shire , bradley , and jensen is beyond reproach , which is more than i can say for any of you . j.r. : we were all there , tad . just skip the rehash . tad : j.r. , think . you really want your friend here to slither out that door after he set you up with her ? what happens if he decides to stop by one of those labs and help out the test , considering he 's such a pro ? krystal : yeah , well , do n't forget about me . adam : try it . i dare you . tad : who the hell do you think you 're talking to ? last thing i want to see is you out there roaming the countryside free to maim or blackmail some poor lab technician . babe : ok . so that 's the plan . we stay here . tad : anyone who 's got a dog in this fight -- the only way to make sure nobody 's pooch is doped . di : and you get the absolute truth about me . tad : exactly . [ scene_break ] [ amanda gasps ] amanda : finally . i was afraid you 'd gone monk , and i was too late . [ scene_break ] j.r. : when this test comes in , this woman will be my mother . adam : or not . j.r. : and no one gets to screw with the test . that includes you . david : tad , you did the impossible . you got us all on the same page . tad : do n't kid yourself . there 's no `` us . `` after what you 've accomplished , you 're in a world of stink all on your own . adam : he has company . j.r. : do n't talk about what you do n't know . adam : well , here 's what i do know . the next few hours may be the longest in your life . and the hours after , the most painful . [ scene_break ] jamie : how long have you known ? babe : about di being dixie or whoever she is ? mama told me right before the family picnic on the fourth of july . jamie : so is that when you stopped trusting me ? [ scene_break ] zach : your last stay here was n't a pleasant one . this one will be . staff will get you whatever you want . kendall took care of everything . kendall : and if the staff does n't come through , we 'll take care of you . it 's what we do . ryan : the question is why . greenlee : ryan , do n't look a gift suite in the mouth . kendall : no , it 's ok , greenlee . ryan , i know i 've caused a lot of problems between the two of you , and i 'm done . no more . this is my apology . greenlee : which i accepted . kendall : can you , ryan ? please ? ryan : well , i am a dark chocolate kind of guy . zach : we took care of it . kendall : yep , we got the chips , the full bar , and a fantastic room service menu . zach : enjoy your stay . kendall : hey , `` enjoy your stay `` -- until she tells ryan she 's pregnant and it all goes to hell . god , how is this going to be ok ? greenlee : that meant a lot to kendall , and to me . ryan : yeah , well , you mean a lot to me . so how much longer do i have to wait for my big surprise ? greenlee : soon . your surprise will come soon . ryan : soon , as in , like -- greenlee : patience . the best for last . ryan : that would be you and me here -- no erica tv show , no overprotective jack , no marriage beyond all comprehension of kendall and zach . just -- just you and me alone . greenlee : this is our night , ryan . can you feel it ? ryan : depends on what you mean by `` it . `` greenlee : it 's been so hard for so long , and it started here , last september at the murder game . tonight 's our chance to get past all that . ryan : it did n't start here . greenlee , it started here . and it was there for a long time , and it finally came out . but , yes , i want to expect more for you , for us . and you think that you have a lock on our surprises . amateur ! greenlee : kind of not . pretty spectacular if i do say so myself . ryan : well , it was supposed to be a two - way street , and i 've been slacking off , but not anymore . greenlee : will i like it ? ryan : you did on our wedding day . greenlee : on our wedding day , we did n't drink champagne . [ scene_break ] zach : you ca n't shake it , can you ? kendall : there 's a bomb in the vip suite . you cut the green wire , you cut the red , either way the roof is going to blow off this joint . and then -- then there 's greenlee . i have no idea what to do with her . zach : hmm . kendall : you know what ? this bubble water is just not cutting it either . zach : yeah . i 'm trying to figure out something . is it -- is it the hair or the eyes ? kendall : back up and blink already . zach : i think it 's definitely the eyes . got to be the eyes . kendall : did you just ogle me ? because i swear to god if you did , then -- zach : your eyes -- they distract people so they do n't notice how huge your ego is . kendall : are you trying to pick a fight ? is this what you 're trying to do here ? you trying to make me forget that greenlee is about to tell ryan she 's pregnant with his baby against his wishes ? is this what you 're trying to do ? well , hello , i have not forgotten . so go ahead and save your insults for some other sucker . zach : eyes big , ego bigger . this is fascinating . kendall : you know what ? explain already before i severely hurt you . [ scene_break ] amanda : oh , the moves on you -- hot . seriously , can you teach me that one ? or do you know seven ways to kill a spy without making a sound ? aidan : eight . what are you doing here , amanda ? amanda : admiring your skills . was i too subtle ? aidan : the door was locked . amanda : and then it was open . i 've got some skills of my own . you impressed ? ready to take me onboard , let me work for you and tad ? breaking and entering , my specialty . aidan : oh , really ? felonies do n't phase you ? amanda : not unless i get caught , which i wo n't . try me out anywhere . i can get in , get info , and get out , no trace . aidan : ok . prove it . amanda : i just did . aidan : i need more . amanda : they always do . aidan : let 's see how fast you can get out of here without a trace . you ready ? [ scene_break ] tad : you must 've been up in that cabin rubbing your palms together in glee , twirling your little mustache . david : hey , i was just helping the woman i love return to her family . but why anyone would want to return to this sorry bunch -- j.r. : i 'll break you . tad : i 'll help . adam : i 'll cheer . di : now , do n't tear him limb from limb just yet . adam : defending your partner ? j.r. : yeah , what are you doing ? he tried to pin this whole thing on you . di : yeah , what do you expect ? it 's david . tad : and who , i wonder , are you ? david : that 's exactly what i 'd like to know . hey , i was deceived just like the rest of you . adam : shut your mouth before i shut it for you . david : yeah . i 'm really worried , adam . go ahead , try and rough me up . you 'll be lucky if you wrinkle my shirt before you stroke out . di : just leave him alone , at least until the dna results get back . one way or the other , he 'll get his . j.r. : do n't worry . i intend to make certain of it . [ scene_break ] babe : this was never about me not trusting you . jamie : which is how much exactly , scale of 1 to 10 ? babe : i had a chance to get my mom out of prison . i had to take that . jamie : and cut me out of the loop , go straight to adam , use di as bait ? babe : i hated not telling you . but , jamie , my mama -- she went to prison for me , so i could stay out here and be with you and little adam . every day that she was in there was a day that i took from her . i had to at least try to get those back . jamie : oh , like i would 've blown it for you . babe : ok . so would you and tad have given me enough time to cut the deal with adam ? jamie : oh , and let that fake pose as dixie one second longer ? babe : you see ? that 's exactly why i had to keep quiet for a little while . jamie : so what if adam turned you down ? babe : i was coming straight to you and tad . jamie , the truth was coming out no matter what , i swear it . i just delayed it a few days . i owed mama that much . please just tell me you understand that . jamie : i tell j.r. to take his deal and go to hell -- no college , no med school , no phoebe 's estate . all i need is a life of grease and gears , a life with you . and while i 'm doing that , you 're getting down and dirty with adam . sure , i understand just fine . babe : i told you to walk away from me . i want the world for you , jamie . how could i blame you if you went for it ? but you stayed . you 're the one that said that as long as we stayed together , everything would fall into place , and you wanted me to believe it , too , so i did . so has all of that changed ? are you ready to reach out and get the life that you deserve ? because if you are , you are free to make that deal with j.r. you are totally free to walk away from me , jamie . [ scene_break ] amanda : look , do n't blow off a good deal . ok , you 're the big head guy . you and tad need an underling to do the grunt work . well , i would n't mind to be under you . aidan : that 's a nice offer , but i 'm not interested . amanda : you 've forgotten already , have n't you ? sos , the skeeve at the bar , the way i worked him ? aidan : this is an office , ok ? a real job for real adults . amanda : hello -- full - grown woman here . do n't tell me you did n't notice . aidan : the kind of education that you need , i do n't have time to give you . amanda : you sound mad . how 'd that happen ? aidan : because i do n't like the way you treated lily . amanda : that ? ok , i will apologize to her again . aidan : it 'd be nice if you meant it . amanda : i am broke and practically homeless . ca n't you cut me a break ? aidan : oh , come on , cheer up , amanda . as long as you 're working someone , you 've got it covered , right ? amanda : that 's what 's making you mad , is n't it ? the whole `` bring it on , i can handle it `` routine ? aidan , it is a put - on , ok ? like the guy in the bar , it just a game . aidan : well , you -- you won , did n't you ? so , lucky girl . how about you come pay me a visit when you get a clue ? see you . [ scene_break ] jamie : i never said that i would bail on you . that 's not what this is about . babe : but it 's on your mind . how could it not be ? jamie : this is about you and me , babe , not about j.r. , not about aunt phoebe , or the rest of those people in that room . babe : jamie , i really want to make things right between us , please . jamie : i have kept every secret that you have ever had . we were together no matter what , a team . did i get that wrong ? babe : and i have n't changed , i promise you that . jamie : well , maybe we changed , and i just did n't notice . babe : but we agreed we all need to stay here -- jamie : let somebody try and stop me . babe : fine , then i 'll grab my purse , and i 'll go with you , and we need to talk about this , get back to a good place . you do n't want me to come with you . jamie : you had your time to deal , babe . now it 's my turn . adam : are they back yet ? babe : jamie left . j.r. : oh , that 's all right . i have him dragged back before he hits the gates . di : no , no , leave him alone . tad : she 's right . he 's got no reason to want to change the results . i think he 's got something else on his mind . j.r. : well , why ? what are you doing ? you 're going to cut him slack ? david : so what else is new ? the rules are always different for the martins . adam : if jamie gets within 100 yards of those test results -- tad : oh , shut up . why do n't you just get drunk and pass out ? krystal : i 'll talk to jamie , honey . i 'm the one he should blame , not you . adam : you -- you are one cheap , brazen piece of work , honey . krystal : save the sweet talk , adam . i know i just got out of prison , but i 'm not that hard up . adam : if you and your spawn rigged this fiasco -- krystal : do n't you dare say another word about her . babe : let him . who cares ? adam : is there no lie you will not tell , no depth to which you will not sink ? david : she is not going to sink to you . adam : oh , once again , why -- why is it you do n't take your adorable family straight to hell ? david : because we 're the only ones in this town with the brass to tell you chandlers where you can go . krystal : we are not family anymore , david . do n't you forget that . babe : you 're as gone to me as when i did n't even know your name . adam : if this woman turns out to be dixie after all , the three of you are going to suffer until the day you die , which i will arrange as soon as possible . babe : why , because you 're going to lose your son to his mother ? come on , adam . krystal : be the best thing that could happen to him . adam : she 'd better be a fraud because j.r. belongs with me . tad : do n't be a fool . if she is a fraud , there wo n't be anything left for you to possess . j.r. will be destroyed . [ scene_break ] ryan : easy , easy . no pop , no bubbles , not with this bad boy . let me get some glasses . ahem . greenlee : the same vintage as on our wedding day ? ryan : yeah , i thought it was fitting . i mean , it 's the day that our life started together , and now here today , it starts again . greenlee : i thought that was one of a kind . cost a fortune . what , this must be , like , 50 bucks a sip ? ryan : what are you saying , that my wife is not worth it ? you 're my home , and you 're my family , so to you and to us . greenlee : to our family . [ scene_break ] kendall : would you please explain already ? zach : you 're certain that whatever you think is true -- if it has n't happened already , it will . ergo , ego . you 're sure that ryan and greenlee are going to crash and burn here tonight , right ? kendall : whoa , wait a second . you -- you 're the one who told me that ryan would freak out , and greenlee would crumble , and i would need to be there to help her put it back together . zach : but whatever is going to happen is going to happen . you ca n't change it , and you ca n't fix it no matter what your ego is telling you . kendall : ok , ok , well , if you would just stop annoying me , maybe i could figure this out . what are you trying to do to me ? zach : i 'm trying to cheer you up . kendall : really ? well , good job . [ scene_break ] greenlee : mmm . ryan : mmm . ah . ryan : as good as the last bottle ? greenlee : even better . this time we 're for real . [ while ryan 's back is turned , greenlee waters the flowers with her champagne . ] greenlee : my nose is n't nearly tickled enough . more bubbly on this go - round . ryan : easy there , killer . we have nothing but time . greenlee : tonight and forever . ryan : so what do you think ? hot or cold ? greenlee : cold , very . ryan : our luck ? greenlee : oh . oh , that . on fire . ryan : yeah . greenlee : nothing can stop us , ryan . nothing can hurt us , not if we let it . we are destined to win . ryan : so is it time for my surprise , or what ? greenlee : nope , not quite yet . ryan : you 're really enjoying this , are n't you ? greenlee : i want to make the absolute most out of tonight , get all we can while we possibly can . ryan : well , then let 's hit it . greenlee : ok . [ scene_break ] amanda : great . thanks . jamie : so what 's up ? could n't find a new place to crash ? amanda : i 'm officially a statistic -- totally homeless . jamie : check back later . i 'll throw a pity party . amanda : i hit up aidan for a job with him and your dad . no deal . i 'm officially an undesirable hire . jamie : here . dinner . do n't say i never gave you anything . amanda : what 's your deal ? you 're in a total mood . jamie : i let you in , i give you dinner . if you want a chorus of `` poor amanda , `` hum it yourself . amanda : could you be crankier ? we 're still cool , are n't we ? jamie : yeah , total bffs . now , either tell me everything you know about a 1999 flarico 750 , or hit mute on your mouth . amanda : i have never seen you like this . it 's really weirding me out . tell me what 's up . i do n't just whine and moan , ok ? i can listen , too . jamie : really ? here i was just waiting for the invite , ready to share my deepest thoughts with you . amanda : fine . you 're still mad about me hitting on you , but that is over , ok ? and i am still here , and it is talk or explode . if i were you , i 'd choose talk . [ scene_break ] babe : the first real thing that i knew about you was how much you missed your mom . i hope that she 's real . but if she 's not , i 'm really sorry that it happened this way . even you do n't deserve to get her back and then maybe -- nobody deserves something like that . i did n't do that to hurt you . i just want you to know that . at least you 'll have the truth soon . [ scene_break ] tad : you look like you 're one frayed nerve away from a full - fledged panic attack . krystal : ah . nerves of steel . i meant to do that . tad : you sure ? looks like post - prison - partum anxiety . you had a rough day . give yourself a break . krystal : déjà vu -- you , me , and dna results . tad : yeah , well , you got to go with what you know . krystal : are you -- are you mad at babe and me for keeping you out of the loop ? tad : no . babe just did what she did because she loves you . she wanted you out of prison . i intend to send her a red rose for every day you 're not doing time . krystal : no , no bruise yet . tad : what bruise ? what , did somebody give me a shot and forget to tell me about it ? krystal : got knocked upside the head with serious reality . tad : as far as i 'm concerned , the only reality that matters to me is you . krystal : no , but , see , you proposed a prison wedding . the governor gave the go - ahead and here i am . that was n't exactly your plan . tad : sure it was . the plan was for you and me to both say `` i do . `` krystal : yeah , well , that 's not reality . you know what all this really means ? me being free ? it means that your proposal is null and void . the wedding 's off . [ scene_break ] zach : whoa . i 'm going to go kill my dealers . greenlee : it was such a mistake to let us in here . we ca n't lose . it 's impossible . zach : will you try again , please ? ryan : excuse me , i 'm going to go cash the chips , get the evening started . zach : i 'll be back . kendall : is this real happy or tense , forced , freaked - out happy ? greenlee : real , but tense but excited . he 'll know everything tonight . it 's ok , kendall , i 'm sure of it . we 've never been closer . ryan : i cash in my chips , i have my beautiful wife on my arm , and i thought we should get this evening started , so it 'll be perfect . kendall : well , perfect is what we live for . be our guest . zach : is she ok ? kendall : it could work -- this , them . or is that my enormous ego talking again ? oh , my god . i know your secret . [ scene_break ] ryan : keep your eyes closed . whatever you do , trust me . greenlee : just give me a hint . ryan : no , wait . just wait and keep walking . greenlee : am i overdressed ? ryan : eyes closed . if you open -- greenlee : because one zip of this puppy -- ryan : you 're beautiful , you 're beautiful . now just stop and open . greenlee : no . this is a mistake . we ca n't be here . we have to go . ryan : what do you mean ? look at the moon . the breeze is perfect . we 're fine . greenlee : we 're fine ? we 're fine ? you have a scar , ryan . it 'll never go away . that 's -- that 's where i held you when i screamed for help . kendall had a gun . i had your blood on my hands . it was supposed to be a game . i almost lost you . ryan : but it was n't a game , and it was n't kendall . it was jonathan . greenlee , my own brother tried to shoot me , and i have to stand here , and i have to face that . greenlee : we have to go back to our room , or our place , or anywhere but -- ryan : no , it 's got to be here , greenlee . i have to be here to face my past and know if we have a future . greenlee : ca n't you take my word for it ? ok . we 'll stand here . you 'll feel it . you 'll know in your heart what i already know in mine . ryan : it 's got to be this way . i dare the ghosts of my family to try and take me back . [ scene_break ] zach : all right . pretty decent take tonight . got six buses from the senior home . kendall : please . you would rather talk about gambling grannies than hear your secret ? come on . ask me what i know about you . zach : i would think that in order for my secret to matter , i 'd have to uncover it myself . kendall : oh , see , there it -- there , that 's it . that 's your secret right there . you do this whole zen , vague , `` man of few words , so i must be really smart `` thing . zach : thank you for the compliment . kendall : who does that ? who lets their wife say `` i know your secret `` and then does n't even ask what the secret is ? zach : someone very smart , apparently . kendall : you know what you suck at , besides everything ? communication , which everyone knows is the key to a decent marriage . zach : no , the key to a decent marriage is saying `` yes , dear `` and `` i 'm sorry `` about six times a day . kendall : you are such a jerk . zach : yes , dear , and i 'm sorry . i 'm going to go see the pit boss . do n't miss me too much . kendall : wo n't miss you at all . [ scene_break ] tad : krystal , what are you talking about ? we 're in the clear . krystal : you proposed to a woman who was n't supposed to see daylight for nine years . and then there 's me , ms. free with the rest of her life to fill . tad : yeah , i know . i remember her -- her and her leopard - print bra . any chance you 're wearing that ? krystal : just stop , ok , and listen to me . you 're free , too . tad : yeah , i know . i do n't understand this conversation . we 're running around in circles . you tell me you 're free , i tell you i 'm free . let 's get married . i want to spend the rest of my life with you . you just handed me nine years . why would i hand it back ? krystal : because you 've already got your hands full . [ scene_break ] david : i got to tell you , you got me good , di kirby . di : you 're taking all this pretty well . david : hey , it 's not much of a shock for me . i 'm the only one in this entire house that knew you were a con right from the beginning . di : oh . david : i just did n't know how good . i mean , the way you played dixie to perfection , even you were taken in . hey , forget the rest of these clowns , huh ? and then they say to you that you 're busted , and what do you say ? `` oh , wait , it 's true . it 's all true . di kirby is the fake . i 'm dixie . take me back and love me as your own . `` ooh . classic . di : and true . david : mm - hmm , of course it is . but the real kicker , you being the first one to ask for the dna test -- now , that -- that was a stroke of genius . di : they really need a tv in this room . david : all right , let 's stop joking around here . tell me . tell me how you 're going to rig that test to prove that you 're dixie . [ scene_break ] [ door closes as amanda imagines that she and jamie are a happy couple living in high style . ] amanda : hey . jamie : hi . amanda : i missed you . jamie : i can feel it . amanda : tell me how many . jamie : lives saved or hours billed ? amanda : um , hours billed . save something for later . jamie : 18 . amanda : hmm . jamie : so , what 's the plan for tonight ? amanda : well , black tie at 8 : 00 and martinis right now . i said , martinis right now ! j.r. : my apologies , madam . amanda : you think it 's smart to make me wait ? j.r. : of course not , madam . stupid butler . stupid butler . stupid , stupid , stupid . [ with every `` stupid , `` a white - gloved j.r. slaps himself in the face . ] amanda : who 's trash now ? j.r. : i am , of course . anything else i can do for you , sir ? jamie : if there is , we 'll let you know . j.r. : very well . all right . jamie : you are absolutely gorgeous . amanda : thank you . you do n't miss her , do you ? jamie : miss who ? amanda : chips and guac . jamie : oh , her . not for a second . amanda : babe was all wrong for you . she stood between you and your dreams -- oh , and your aunt phoebe 's money . jamie : i could spend every single million trying to pay you back and not even get close . but i 'll give it a shot . 18 -- lives saved . amanda : 19 , including mine . [ coming out of her daydream , amanda hands jamie a screwdriver as he works on a car part . ] [ scene_break ] tad : her ? di , dixie , whatever her name is ? you think my hands are full with her ? krystal : do n't shine me on , tad . her real name should be `` unfinished business . `` tad : no , no , it 's finished , believe me . you remember ? i thought she was dixie when i proposed to you . she does n't want to have anything to do with me , and i do n't want to have anything to do with her . krystal : and if the test comes back , and di is really di ? tad : then dixie is well and truly gone , and adam is going to do a dance in the end zone , and god help j.r . krystal : and you ? no matter what di 's real name is , she pushed a button in you , tad . tad : no matter what di 's real name is , if she 's not dixie , and she was at that memorial service for kate with me and my sons , i 'll wring her neck . that does n't change anything between you and me . i 'm still making wedding plans . krystal : tad , talking about a wedding right now makes about as much sense as everybody sitting around holding hands and singing campfire songs with that whole group . tad : well , nobody said that we have to hang around with that whole group . there 's no way adam 's guards are going to let us leave the property , but it does n't mean we ca n't take a walk . it 's a beautiful night . we could sit under a tree and look at the moon . krystal , why not ? for the first time in forever , we 're both free . krystal : i think i 'd better stay here . for babe . tad : yeah . you do what you got to do . you know where i 'll be . i definitely need to get some air . [ scene_break ] di : hmm . you hate that , do n't you ? david : what ? that you rigged those tests ? di : that you underestimated me . david : it 's not checkmate , darling . i just lost a piece . and now that i 'm onto you , it wo n't happen again . di : you 're doing it right now . david : really ? all right , well , then why do n't you lay it all out for me . tell me , exactly how smart are you ? di : well , i mean , i 'm not a brilliant cardiologist turned into a janitor , but , i mean , i catch on eventually . to think that i bought your line -- those days in your office ? `` you give meaning to my work . `` you thought i 'd do just what you wanted . david : that 's good . stay in character . di : oh -- david : these walls have ears . all right . so feel free to whisper . what about that test ? di : accept it , david . i took back my life from you , and i took back the heart that you brought back to life , and you 're never going to have either one of them again . [ scene_break ] greenlee : are the ghosts back , ryan ? or are they gone forever ? [ scene_break ] jamie : i had some work to do . you were in my way . if i snapped , i 'm sorry . so how about you just let it go , and we move on ? amanda : i am not mad at all . i 'm just -- amanda : oh , i 'm such an idiot . i forgot what i wanted . jamie : step away from the fridge . come and sit down . amanda : i ca n't . jamie : ok , check me out . no more cracks , no more moods . i worked some magic , and i do n't want to punch a wall now , so just tell me what 's got you wound up . amanda : i should n't think these things , never mind say them out loud . jamie : you were all pushy and upbeat a minute ago . how bad can it be ? amanda : you tell me . i think i 'm falling in love with you . [ scene_break ] everyone inside chandler mansion paces about nervously . ] [ scene_break ] [ footsteps ] tad : you should have come when i first told you . missed a heck of a show . all the stars , moon , clouds . was a heck of a reveal . you could practically hear the violins . di : i 'm a sucker for violins . maybe next time . [ scene_break ] kendall : they went to the gazebo where ryan was shot . [ scene_break ] ryan : i can feel it . i can beat it . the memories , the ghosts -- jonathan , braden , my father . greenlee : i have faith in you , the man that you are deep in your soul . always have , always will . you know that , do n't you ? ryan : i 'm standing right here where it all happened , and i look around , and i do n't see them . i only see you , and -- and that 's amazing . greenlee : when you hold me , do n't let go . ryan : i 'm not going to let go . i 'm never going to let go . we have everything . we have a future , we have a life that people would only dream about . greenlee : i 've dreamed it , over and over again . ryan : well , starting tonight , we 're going to make that real . i 'm ready for my surprise . greenlee : yes . i think you are . [ next_on ] amanda ( to jamie ) : if i am falling in love with you , it 's your fault . babe ( to david ) : if j.r. does n't knock you out , i will . di : you absolutely loathe the sight of me . tad : that 's not true . zach ( to kendall ) : what would you do if i hauled off and smacked you right in the mouth ? ryan : where 'd you hide my surprise ? greenlee : it 's right here with us . | kendall and zach arrange for ryan and greenlee to stay in the casino suite so that greenlee can break the news to ryan that she is pregnant . kendall is very worried about what will happen . greenlee tells ryan she has a big surprise for him . he keeps asking what it is . when he tells her he 's finally gotten rid of the ghosts of jonathan , braden and his father , she tells him she believes it is time to tell him the secret . |
j.r. : hey . break time . jamie : what 's up ? am i about to regret switching to decaf ? j.r. : that depends on how you like your blackmail . jamie : what are we being threatened with ? j.r. : an eyewitness to greg madden 's burial . [ scene_break ] josh : babe . colby : even better , dr. josh . josh : colby , what the hell are you thinking ? [ scene_break ] adam : krystal ! where in the hell have you been all night ? adam : well ? krystal : i was out all night trying to figure out if i want to stay married to you . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] zach : hey , dixie , you ok ? zach : well , this is n't depressing , is it ? dixie : do n't , please . i like it . zach : you like sitting in a dark room ? dixie : it 's fine . zach : it 's miserable . dixie : i 'm miserable . i 've lost kate for good . zach : you took a hit . it 'll get better . dixie : you know , uh , no offense , but that 's a total crock . zach : it 's what you told me when my son died . you got to work through it and not give up , and it 'll get better . dixie : well , you should 've called me a self - righteous jerk and walked away . zach : could n't do that , you were right . dixie : no , i was n't because i never knew it could hurt like this . i ca n't do it . [ scene_break ] babe : well , they do n't call it top - shelf liquor for nothing . it needs to be in the customer 's sight line . how about , you know , let 's try it up there for now and i 'm going to put the cheap stuff down here . hey , our first customers , huh ? now , i do n't want any trouble , buddy , but something tells me that you 're not 21 . rachael : he swore to me he was old enough to drink . babe : well , welcome to confusion . rachael : you think ? babe : no , it 's -- it 's really the name of the bar . it 's confusion . rachael : hmm , cute . babe : no , cute is this little guy right here . look at you in your outfit and your funky little hat . you are so -- kendall : mine ! if you move one inch closer to my son , babe , you 're a dead woman . kendall : get your grubby mitts off of my son now . babe : does this mean our kids wo n't be playing together in the fusion nursery ? kendall : oh , you can forget we ever mentioned any fusion nursery . the last thing i need is your kid with his white - trash , psycho - killer genes knocking over a pile of blocks on my son 's head . and you can bet your butt i 'm never stepping foot in that room again , and neither is spike . simone : spike ! oh , i knew i heard that `` beautiful baby in the house `` alarm going off . erin : how 's my little favorite nephew ? i want to kiss him . simone : what are you doing here anyways ? you should be home eating chocolate and ordering couture baby clothes online . erin : yeah , and making my big brother change dirty diapers . kendall : oh , yeah , i did that . i did all of that . besides , we 're on our way to the hospital for a little checkup . i thought it was the perfect time to swing by and show him off , and introduce you to my new , fabulous , little nanny . rachael , meet the girls . all : hi . simone : ryan hired her , did n't he ? yeah . kendall : ok , i also wanted to check up and make sure that someone did n't sabotage the bar opening . babe : if by someone you mean me , no way . i 'm totally into it now . and you may have forgotten , but i have actually worked at a bar . kendall : yes . the image of you serving toothless bikers whiskey shooters is forever etched in my brain , believe me . babe : oh , good . then you agree that i and i alone hold the key to confusion 's success . ah , right on cue . ladies , i 'd like you to meet our new hostess . kendall : get her out of here or someone else is going to be toothless , and i do n't mean spike . [ scene_break ] zach : yep . life sucks , huh ? there 's no way around the agony . the only thing you can do is close your eyes and make it go away . well , that does n't work . you got to live . those are your words , not mine . there 's no other choices . get back on the road and follow it , make it bearable . dixie : if i could go back in time , though , and i knew then what i know now , i do n't think i 'd fight so hard to live . and i would n't want anybody else fighting for me , either , because what would be fighting for ? i mean , this ? this -- zach : you fight for what 's next . dixie : i have used up so much of my fight just trying to survive the car accident . i do n't know if you 've ever been close to death , but when it 's right there in front of you , when it 's so close to you you could just taste it , it takes everything inside you not to give up . that veil between life and death is so thin . you can just slip right through it . you know , all you got to do is let go . one breath , and you 're gone . [ scene_break ] krystal : i knew that marrying you had a high price tag , but i 'd hoped you 'd be the one paying the bill . adam : what 's that supposed to mean ? krystal : it means that i 'm putting up with way more than i bargained for when it comes to you and your kids . adam : i 've done nothing but love j.r. and colby . i 'm not going to apologize for that . krystal : i do n't want you to apologize for loving them . i want you to apologize for spoiling them , for sparing them the punishment that they have coming . adam : we 've been through this , krystal . krystal : and yet , j.r. is still guilty of trying to kill babe . he almost killed kendall and now this other body has surfaced ? all fingers are pointing at your son , and you know that scares the life out of me . you know that . but what do you do ? you fall all over yourself keeping him out of the slammer and telling me that i just need to get over myself . adam : you really think i feel that way ? krystal : yes , i know you do . i can see it . and i also know that if the tables were turned , you -- you would be questioning this marriage , too . in fact , you 'd probably already be gone . adam : no , no , no , no . i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry . the truth is that i do n't know whether j.r. had anything to do with greg madden 's death . i pray to god he did n't , but regardless , i swear to you , i will never let j.r. hurt babe again . krystal : oh , you say that now , adam . adam : no , i swear to you . i love you . you 're the best thing that ever happened to me , krystal . last night , while i was waiting for you , was pure torture . krystal : you are stubborn and ornery and blind as all get - out when it comes to your kids , but i 'll be darned if i just do n't love the pants off of you anyway . adam : well , there 's an idea . what do you say ? ooh , what 's that smell ? that 's -- get yourself a new perfume ? [ doorbell rings ] krystal : of all the people i could 've gone and fallen head over heels over , i had to go and choose you . [ scene_break ] j.r. : 50 grand is the price . jamie : and there 's nothing even remotely recognizable about the voice ? j.r. : no , they used one of those electronic disguisers . jamie : what 's your gut instinct ? j.r. : madden , the next generation . jamie : so you think josh is trying to scare a confession out of you ? j.r. : he 's trying to rattle me into doing something stupid so he can even the score for his rotting pop . jamie : well , he ca n't prove squat . nobody saw anything . j.r. : you better hope . jamie : so how do you think we should deal with him ? j.r. : we wait for the next call , then we nail him with a surprise of our own . are you down ? jamie : definitely . but what if it 's not josh ? [ scene_break ] josh : you 're not supposed to be in here , colby . ca n't you read -- `` staff only . `` colby : i 'm not really into playing by the rules . josh : well , that 's obvious . colby : besides , i knew you needed someone . nothing 's more important than taking away the pain . is n't that what they teach you in medical school ? josh : ok , i do n't know what kind of game you 're playing here , colby , but i 'm not falling for it . colby : i 'm just trying to be nice . your dad is dead and that totally bites , especially if my brother was the one who wasted him . josh : ok , sneaking into my cot while i 'm sleeping is not going to bring him back . colby : but i can make it up to you in other ways . i can make you forget for a while . josh : oh , what are you thinking , colby ? you 're just a kid ! colby : doubt you 'll be saying that for long . where do you guys keep the meds and stuff ? you should probably hook me up with some birth control . josh : do n't -- do n't . just stop ! all right ? colby : do n't , stop , do n't , just -- josh : who put you up to this ? did your brother put you up to this ? is this a setup ? colby : jeez , mr . suspicious , chill already . are you gay ? josh : get lost , colby , i mean it . colby : you ca n't make me . my brother is on the board , and i can go anywhere i want -- hey , put me down ! hey , what are you doing ? you ca n't make me do -- [ pulsing sound ] jamie : colby ? colby : hey , jamie . long time no see . j.r. : did this jerk hurt you ? jamie : a 15-year - old kid ? colby : not even . i 'm almost 16 . j.r. : you know , your daddy was one sick puppy , but i think you just topped him . josh : shut your mouth . colby : j.r. , leave him alone . jamie : how bad do you need it , huh , madden ? i mean , first you paw all over julia , then you go after j.r. 's little sister ? who 's next ? old nurse ethel in geriatrics ? colby : he did n't paw after me . josh : you think i did n't know this was a setup ? colby : i mean it , you guys , back off . josh : was n't bad enough you got me suspended , now you want me fired ? j.r. : you seriously think that i would toss my little sister in with a shark like you ? josh : yeah , well , anything to take the heat off of you for what you did to my father . jamie : hey , let 's stick to the point . colby is jailbait , and you just got caught red - handed . j.r. : and you 're going down for statutory rape . josh : no , you 're going down for what you did to my father ! colby : would everybody just shut up ! give me a little credit here . it was me . i was the one trying to get with josh . [ scene_break ] tad : is j.r. here ? adam : i have n't seen him yet this morning . j.r. ? he 's probably asleep . tad : do you mind if i check ? it 's kind of important . adam : no , actually , we were on our way upstairs as we speak here . we 'll send him down . coming ? krystal : yeah . i 'll be right up . adam : ah . all right . tad : i 'm sorry . i -- i did n't hear you leave this morning . krystal : yeah . um -- about that , tad , about last night -- tad : it 's ok , it 's all right . you do n't have to say anything . [ scene_break ] kendall : rachael , could you please bring spike to the car ? we 'll be there in just a few . rachael : sure thing . come on , little dude . simone : oh , bye , spike . erin : bye , dumpling . kendall : bye , my sweet . the playmate goes . babe : playmate , huh ? hmm . we 're going to take that one as a compliment . kendall : wow . you 're so deep , you would . simone : yeah , leave it to babe to try and turn our classy club into a bunny ranch . kendall : you know , if you 're cold , i can lend you one of spike 's burp cloths so you can cover up with it . [ simone laughs ] babe : oh , do n't rip on amanda about her clothes . i asked her to dress sexy . danielle : that 's sexy ? babe : ok , ladies , gather around . time for your first of many insider tips on how to run a successful nightclub . kendall : ok , you know what ? on second thought , i might need that burp cloth , so i can shove it down her throat . simone : ooh . babe : bars make their money on liquor sales -- not food , not parking , and not cover charges , just liquor . and who is it that buys most of that liquor ? men . you ever heard of ladies ' nights or women drink free happy hours ? what do you think the rationale is behind that exactly ? well , you get as many women through that door as possible , and you will have twice as many thirsty male customers . we put a horn dog magnet like amanda here at the door -- hmm , ka- ching . simone : damn , she 's got a point . danielle : i guess the outfit 's not so bad . erin : i mean , this could work . kendall : no ! no , forget it . what is wrong with you guys ? you know what ? i think all of that bleach is completely screwing up your memory . do you remember this ? bianca and ryan 's proxy , remember that ? well , that 's what goes , so you are outvoted again , babe . amanda goes . bye - bye . babe : ok , if that 's the way it has to be . you heard kendall . i 'm sorry , amanda , i guess we wo n't be needing you after all . what is it that we owe you again ? is it 100 grand ? kendall : you drop the pen or die . that is our money . [ scene_break ] colby : you guys are ruining everything . jamie : colby , you do n't have to defend this jackass . colby : and you do n't need to jump down his throat . so we kissed -- j.r. : you kissed her ? jamie : what ? josh : you 're not helping , colby . colby : who cares what they think ? j.r. : you better ! colby : oh , i 'm so scared . j.r. : if you do n't get your underage lips back to the house , i 'm going to give you a reason to be scared ! colby : i 'm sorry it did n't work out , dr. josh . but if you ever need a little tlc , you know where you can find me . j.r. : get out of here . that 's the last time that you come near her . josh : that 's the last time you two get to set me up . jamie : oh , you want to talk about a set - up ? j.r. : yeah , what is this scam that you 're trying to pull on us ? [ scene_break ] zach : still ca n't talk you into letting in some light ? ok . i get it . that 's it then , huh ? you 've given up ? dixie : as if it 's my choice ? i did n't want greg to die . i needed him to live . i needed him to give us what we are looking for . zach : yep , and that answer died with madden , but kate did n't . she 's alive , and she 's out there somewhere . dixie : you know what i do n't need ? i do n't need you to tell me that i should just still hope . it 's an enormous world , zach . the odds of finding her now with no leads ? zach : then what do you need ? we did this already . we talked about it . what happened since the last time we spoke ? dixie : adam -- tad , people -- you know , they just made it very clear to me how much i 've messed up my life . even got a visual demonstration . zach : what does it mean ? kate is out there . yeah , she 's missing , might be hard to find , but she 's out there . i know a little bit about miracles . look at kendall and spike . dixie : yeah , you 've been very fortunate . zach : and as far as your son , you 're looking at someone who would give anything to have his child back in his life , so you 're not going to get a lot of sympathy from me . you got babe to convince the judge to let j.r. go . you convinced me not to kill him . so now you got another shot at it , another shot with j.r. you got a lot of things to be thankful for . dixie : i 'm grateful that i still have , you know , a second chance with j.r. but kate ? zach : can i ask you something ? what do you think was the worst mistake of your life ? dixie : signing those papers , giving kate away . zach : so why are you doing it again ? why are you signing off on your daughter for the second time ? [ scene_break ] tad : last night was n't expected or planned . i know that , we both do , but what you may not know is what it meant and how much it helped . krystal : i 'm glad for that , tad . tad : no , i mean it . you saw me last night . when i found out that madden was dead , i was lost . i mean , i was beyond help . but you were right , because this morning when i woke up , i did n't feel that hollow , desperate feeling in the pit of my stomach anymore . but if i did , it was because you were the reason , because you showed me last night that no matter how many people like madden there are in the world , there are also things worth fighting for , like tenderness and love . and no matter what i owe kate as a father or a human being , i 've got to show her some of that wherever she is . krystal : are you going to start looking for her again ? tad : no , i 'm going to find her . no , i 'm going to find her , and i 'm going to bring her home , no matter how long it takes . and you 're the reason . i mean it , you talked me off the ledge last night . you walked into hell for my sake and dragged me up . adam : exactly how did she do that ? krystal : i spent the night with tad . [ scene_break ] babe : yep , $ 100,000 of fusion money paid to the order of miss amanda dillon . here you go , sweetie . kendall : hey , excuse me . what the hell do you think this is , a joke ? babe : you shred that , i 'm just going to have to write another one . kendall : no , look , do you think this is funny money , babe ? no , no . if you want to practice signing your signature , do it in one of your son 's coloring books . babe : i wish it were that easy , but see , the thing is , unfortunately , amanda signed a contract to be our hostess with an early termination penalty clause . amanda : which basically translates to `` use it or lose it . `` simone : you know , you ca n't do that . babe : oh . last i checked , i was part owner of this club , right ? i can hire the same way that you and miss kendall can fire . kendall : she boxed us in on purpose . babe : i tried to hire amanda once before , and i got shot down . i was just making sure that i got my way . your move . simone : you are so asking to be sued . babe : take me to court if you want , but the legal fees will wind up costing more than amanda 's settlement , no matter which way the ruling goes . erin : she has a point . babe and kendall : thank you , erin . babe : why do n't you just admit that you 're cornered and see if i 'm right about amanda ? amanda : you guys are acting as if you 're hiring a total bimbo , ok ? i 've held down responsible jobs . kendall , i worked for your mother and dr. madden . uh , ok , so maybe erica would n't give me a glowing reference because of what my mom did to her ball , but dr. madden would if he were here . simone : oh , that 's rich , using a murdered guy as a reference . not exactly a winning strategy for success . kendall : you know what ? i think that we need to make the best of this . danielle : what ? simone : what ? kendall : i know . i 'm sorry to say , but babe is right . we are stuck with amanda . babe : excellent . kendall : but first i would like to conduct a very short interview with you just to make sure that hostess is the right gig . so why do n't you just come with me . why do n't you come with me for a minute . amanda : thank you so much for giving me a shot . kendall : when you worked with greg , did he ever talk about his kids ? [ scene_break ] josh : you are going to be nailed , j.r. , for what you did to my father , sooner rather than later . all the cops have to do is follow your big clown footprints to the scene of the crime . you know , you might want to spend as much time as you can with him because his days in the free world are numbered . jamie : you seem pretty sure of yourself , josh . you sure you do n't have something up your sleeve ? j.r. : you tried to get the cops to bust me for your dad 's murder , but that did n't go anywhere . you had no evidence . what are you trying to do now , take the law into your own hands ? i 'm innocent , but you 're a fool . josh : is it just me or did i smell a threat in there ? jamie : well , if it was n't clear enough , i would be happy to spell it out for you . josh : dumb and dumber strike again , or should i say strike out ? your pathetic attempt with your kid sister just blew up in your face . j.r. : hey , james , you think the cops that i 'm going to sic on him are going to feel the same way about that ? jamie : seducing a minor ? i kind of doubt it . josh : she 's going to tell them exactly what she told you -- she came on to me ! jamie : but it does n't matter what colby says . she 's too young to be legally responsible for her actions , remember ? josh : whatever . kids in africa carry around machine guns . besides , take a look around . you honestly think i 'd drag a minor into here , try to have my way with her ? it 's obvious who came on to who . orderly : dr. madden , there you are . you need help ? josh : no . these two got lost on the way to pediatrics . they 're in need of a good child psychologist . orderly : i was told to hand - deliver this directly to you . [ scene_break ] dixie : i 'm signing off on kate ? you want to clarify that ? zach : fast - forward about 20 years . you 've given up looking for kate . you 've got a nice life . you 've got your son , grandson , maybe other grandchildren , i do n't know . you still think about kate every day , but you did all you could . there was nothing else to do . and then one day , there 's a knock on your door . it 's kate . she 's looking for her mom . and the first thing she asks you is why you stopped looking . dixie : that 's ridiculous . it 's never going to happen . zach : no , it happened to me . it happened to me with ethan , with you , j.r. you really want to lose all those years ? what are you going to say to her ? what are you going to say when kate finally shows up ? you going to say you gave up on her ? why , so you can sit here feeling sorry for yourself ? dixie : it 's not like that . i 've lost all my options . zach : what are you going to do ? what are you going to think about when you go to sleep at night ? what 's the last thing you 're going to think ? that today you did n't find kate , you 'll look again tomorrow ? or that you did n't look for her at all ? [ scene_break ] adam : what the hell were you doing with tad all night ? you do n't mean you `` spent the night `` with tad ? krystal : well , will you just hush and let me get a word in edgewise ? tad : she just came by , because she was worried about me . and she had just cause , because it was one thing when dixie came back from the dead and i found out that she 'd stayed away on purpose . it was another thing when i found out that my daughter was alive . when i found out yesterday that madden was dead and with him my last chance of finding kate , well , let 's just say all my options were on the table . i found out last night the hard way that i owe you an apology , because there 's nothing worse than having a child lost out there in the world and not being able to find her . adam : yeah . tad : whatever i put you through with colby , i am truly sorry . adam : and i 'm sorry that you 've lost your daughter , tad , and i 'm sorry that you may have lost your last lead . and i 'm quite sure , not surprised at all , that having my wife with you helped you get through a tough night . well , ok . she 's quite a talker , is n't she ? [ adam chuckles ] adam : an all - night therapy session , imagine that -- all night long . hmm . think maybe we found a new career for you , darling . tad : all she did was slap me upside the head and try to convince me to stop feeling sorry for myself . she convinced me that it 's worth fighting for the people we love . that 's exactly what i intend to do . adam : my wife can be very persuasive when she wants something . tad : yeah , well , i 'm tired of playing games . madden and dixie are n't the issue anymore . all i 'm going to focus on is finding my daughter . i do n't care how long it takes . i thought that j.r. might want to help . adam : well , i 'm sure he will . i 'll -- but unfortunately , he 's not here right now . um , winifred said he took off early . tad : oh . make sure you tell him i came by ? adam : yeah . tad : thank you . adam : well , i had no idea . i can only imagine what you did to turn that man around . but you have the magic touch , my darling . [ scene_break ] j.r. : why not hand josh over to the cops ? jamie : hey , i hate him as much as you do , probably even more . i have to deal with this jerk at the hospital . but he did have a point about colby . it was pretty clear that she was the one coming on to him . and that kid makes amanda look subtle . j.r. : yeah , i do n't care . i 'd still like to meet that freak in a dark alley somewhere and let him have it . [ phone rings ] j.r. : j.r. chandler . disguised voice : do you have the money ? j.r. : yeah , i 've got it . disguised voice : 50 grand ? j.r. : just like you asked . disguised voice : today is payday . j.r. : how do you want me to get the cash to you ? disguised voice : there 's a dumpster behind sos . go down the alley , toss it inside , and walk on without looking back . j.r. : when ? disguised voice : now . j.r. : all right . jamie : what 'd he say ? j.r. : drop it off in a dark alley . looks like i just got my wish . [ scene_break ] amanda : as far as i 've ever known , the only child dr. madden has is josh . kendall : ok , are you being 100 % straight with me , amanda , because i can and will destroy your future here if i have to . amanda : yes , i 'm being straight . why would i lie ? kendall : ok , well , did madden ever joke about having any other kids ? i mean , even in passing ? amanda : not to me , he never did . kendall : ok . what about the whole surrogacy thing ? did he explain that to you and tell you how it works ? amanda : i was going to be a surrogate for him for a while . kendall : really ? ok . all right . then i want you -- try to remember very carefully . this is really , really important . did he ever mention to you who the biological father of your child would be ? amanda : he just said that the child would go to a really great family . oh , wait . he did mention once something about the donor being brilliant . why are you asking ? kendall : i -- i have to go . i -- i have to go . spike is at the car and the nanny and we got to get out of here , so , thank you . babe : hey . so how 'd it go ? you think you passed ? amanda : i guess . the pop quiz was over a pretty weird topic . she just kept asking me about dr. madden . babe : i guess everyone who knew him is pretty freaked out about what happened . amanda : it 's definitely creepy . i mean , who would do such a twisted thing ? how about you ? you have any theories on who the bad guy is , babe ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : you see anyone yet ? jamie : not yet . j.r. : well , let 's do this . here goes nothing . [ scene_break ] dixie : what are you saying ? are you saying that i did n't try ? is that what you 're saying ? i 've done nothing the last few years but look for my daughter . i have ruined my whole family because of it . after everything that i have told you about the last four years , how can you say that i did n't try ? zach : keep trying . there 's still some fire left in you . i know what you 're capable of . look at you right now , angry with me . you 're not finished . dixie : you 're just determined to make me do it , are n't you ? jump every time the phone rings , hound people ? to see her face on every little girl that i pass on the street -- zach : i 'm not making you do anything . you do what you want . dixie : you and i both know what i have to do , but i do n't want to do it anymore . i do n't want to look for her anymore ! i just want her back . i just want kate back . zach : that 's good to know . dixie : zach , wait . [ scene_break ] adam : now , what else can i get you ? krystal : oh , nothing . thanks , i 'm stuffed . adam : you are a wonder worker , that 's what you are . i am so proud of you . krystal : you know what i could really use is a hot shower . i am dying to get out of these clothes . adam : if you think i do n't know how lucky i am to have you , you 're wrong . krystal : adam , i am no saint . adam : oh . do n't go all modest on me now . obviously , tad agrees with me . yeah , you could see it written all over his face . he knows how lucky he was to have you last night . [ scene_break ] dixie : wait . thank you so much for helping me . please do n't go . i need you . [ tad arrives and sees dixie and zach kissing passionately . ] [ scene_break ] jamie : you thought you could mess with us ? j.r. : no way . [ scene_break ] amanda : i do n't know why everyone hated dr. madden so much , but he definitely had a long list of enemies . even jamie and j.r. could n't stand the sight of him . babe : i do n't want to talk about who killed greg madden . derek : too bad , because i do . babe : that 's j.r. 's pen . derek : yeah , it is . you have any idea why it was found in greg madden 's grave ? babe : you did n't find j.r. 's pen in greg madden 's grave . derek : did i say i found it personally ? babe : you 're trying to force me to help you build a case against my husband . derek : now , how could i do that unless you were withholding information about the crime ? babe : this is a pretty lame bluff , chief frye . derek : so you have no idea why this pen was found right in the dirt near where greg madden was buried alive ? babe : maybe somebody 's trying to set up j.r . he had nothing to do with greg madden 's death . derek : willing to bet your life on that , are you ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : my sister the crime wave ? you know , grand theft auto i can understand . it 's like impulse buying . you do n't have a car , you need wheels , so you take it . but extortion ? colby : somebody 's extorting money from you guys ? that 's why you planted that mystery package in the dumpster ? blackmail ? oh , my god . j.r. , you did kill josh 's dad ! [ scene_break ] kendall : you 're such a good boy . oh , good . there you are , josh . listen , i really , really need your help . josh : are you ready nail j.r. right now ? kendall : no . i need you to help me find out if your dad is the father of my son . [ next_on ] tad ( to dixie ) : was that a quickie or did n't zach come prepared ? colby ( to j.r. and jamie ) : i need 50,000 , like , yesterday , so tell me what i got to do to get the cash . erica ( to ryan ) : do n't you think there just might be a thug who would want to take zach out ? josh ( to kendall ) : let 's test greg 's dna against spike 's . | the fusion women are setting up the new bar . babe hires amanda to attract business . kendall and the others tell her she can not do that . but kendall concludes that amanda could be useful in that she might be able to offer information about greg , from when she worked for him . kendall then goes and takes spike to see josh and asks him to find out once and for all if her baby is the biological offspring of greg . jr and jamie reveal that they might very well be responsible for greg 's death . but they catch josh looking like he might be messing around with colby . she tells them that it was she who attempted to seduce josh . josh believes that they set him up to get him falsely accused of statutory rape . jr gets another call from the extortionist and agrees to meet them in a dark alley and give them the money . jamie goes with him . and when they get there , they discover that colby is hiding herself and watching them there . they conclude that she must be the extortionist . she concludes that jr must have killed greg if he is willing to pay off an extortionist . |
kendall : without your input at the retreat , we would n't have the fusion day and night campaign . you were the catalyst . amanda : the annie / greenlee smackdown was the catalyst . kendall : ok , would you stop with the false modesty ? your image of the girl who dates the good boy but really wants the bad one -- that was good , that did it for me . amanda : well , i am glad i could share my brilliance . you want a smoothie ? kendall : no , actually . i want the truth . why ditch confusion ? amanda : oh , i already told you -- confusion is great , but i just -- i do n't want to manage a bar the rest of my life . kendall : or maybe you came into some money . amanda : me ? oh , now , where 'd you get that ? kendall : well , you 've been pretty close with j.r. lately . that bs story about flying to fiji , some random stuff , and then i found out about the deal you tried to cut with zach . you were in on the whole kidnap plot . now , was it from the beginning or did you catch on later ? and how much did j.r. pay you to keep you from going to the feds ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : ruth . it 's been a long time . ruth : it 's good to see you , j.r . j.r. : thanks . tad : so how are you holding up ? j.r. : well , i only told my dad the truth . tad : hmm . and we know how much he loves the truth . j.r. : we 'll see how it turns out . tad : chin up . krystal : i already know everything about what you did , j.r. , and how much your little kidnapping scam cost adam . j.r. : ahem . if you want me to leave , i 'll go . tad : no . krystal : no , no . this is jenny 's day , and i 'm not going to ruin it , but if you want my opinion sometime , just stop by , and i 'll give you a couple of earfuls . tad : wear asbestos . j.r. : thanks . babe : watch this . i 'm going to write my name right here . little adam : push . babe : what do you want me to do , push that one ? j.r. : well , that is quite a kingdom that you 're building there , huh ? little adam : push that one , too . babe : look who 's here -- hmm . little adam : push that one , too . babe : push this one , too -- ok . j.r. : how you doing ? babe : fine . j.r. : yeah ? babe : is that good ? did you see my muscles flex ? rah ! j.r. : well , let me have it . you 'll feel a lot better . babe : your games with your father do n't affect me . j.r. : you hate what i did . you just did n't want to get into it at confusion . babe : i hate the example that you 're setting for our son . in a few years , he 's going to understand what you do , and if you do n't think that it 's a big deal , then neither will he . he loves you , j.r. , and he 'll imitate you . then what happens when our son starts to duplicate your mistakes ? [ scene_break ] aidan : di let you move back into the big house , huh ? del : yeah -- right where i belong , but too damn late . aidan : too late for what ? del : to hook up with my new housemate . aidan : who ? del : ava -- she moved in while i was in exile . she 's hot , but jonathan 's got her all wrapped up . aidan : jonathan ? del : yeah . lucky sob kept me up all night . come on . [ scene_break ] [ barbara secretly places a camera hidden inside a potted plant in erica 's hotel room ] [ elevator bell dings ] erica : ahem , ahem . maid : all done , mrs. mcpherson . erica : thank you . [ knock on door ] erica : all clear ? jack : yeah , it 's all clear . oh . [ scene_break ] colby : hey . are you on litter duty or can you hang with me at the christening ? sean : oh , bad idea , colby -- really bad . [ scene_break ] babe : you could 've been killed . j.r. : i 'm fine . babe : i just do n't want little a growing up without a father . j.r. : look , the only person who lost out in this deal was my dad . nobody else got hurt . babe : look what games did to us , and my mother and your father . you 're ruining lives . j.r. : i 'm going to get my father 's fortune back , and when i hand him that ransom money , he 's going to trust me . we 'll be better than ever . you 'll see . [ scene_break ] opal : oh , my , would you just look at those gorgeous peepers ? they are just exactly like my little baby jenny 's were . ruth : oh , and you are going to grow up just as lovely as your namesake , are n't you , sweetheart ? opal : yeah . ooh , you got the hiccups . joe : yeah . that glow jenny had was bright as sunshine . opal and ruth : mm - hmm . opal : that 's right -- oh , look at her , she 's yawning . jamie : so , you want to tell me why we 're all at the beach today ? tad : no , but she will . jamie : ok . krystal : no , no , there 's a reason -- let me tell . hey , i want to tell everybody something -- excuse me . tad : gather around . krystal : hey , babe ? no , listen , i just have to say when babe was just a tiny , tiny little thing , i was bumming a ride along the gulf coast with a good friend of mine -- marv -- and , and we came across this beach just full of the happiest people . it was -- it was like a mirage , but it was -- but it was better . it was -- it was real , it was a real church picnic with all the trimmings and i said , `` marv ? `` i said , `` pull over , `` and -- no kidding . and we got out and we walked over there and those people just -- they just welcomed us like we were family . opal : oh . krystal : and i said -- i said to the preacher , i said `` could you -- could you christen my little girl ? `` and he got everybody together and we all sang `` oh , father , bless the children , `` and after the ceremony , we just shared their food and their stories . they were just the finest people and , well , they were n't strangers anymore . opal : oh . stuart : strangers are just friends you have n't met yet . opal : that 's right , yeah . people can sure be wonderful , you know , if you just give them a chance , huh ? krystal : well , the food is -- is fancier and we 've got that fancy yacht club over there now instead of that little fishing shack , but the feeling is the same , and that was my point anyway . [ krystal laughs ] joe : everybody -- marian : cheers . joe : may i have your attention first , please ? tad : oh , here we go . joe : uh -- tad wants to tell you why this day was chosen , a very special reason . tad : you tell them , pop . joe : i will . krystal : twist his arm . ruth : opal . joe : today is an anniversary . tad : you do n't have to tell them which anniversary . joe : many , many years ago -- tad : it was n't that many , dad . joe : many years ago on this very date -- tad : oh , lord . joe : i officially became this young fellow 's father . ruth : and i officially got to share him with opal . [ joe chuckles ] joe : anyway -- opal : well , he 's such a handful that he needed two mamas . [ ruth laughs ] tad : do n't help me . opal : and he -- he deserved to have a fine man who loved him and that he could look up to . ruth : thank you . opal : mm - hmm , it 's true . joe : well , anyway , anyway , being tad 's father , while sometimes exasperating -- tad : you could skip over this part , too . joe : yeah , well -- tad : come on , speed it up , pop . joe : listen , i have never been prouder of anything than of being your father . stuart : oh . joe : and i hope that our lovely granddaughter jenny will bring you as much happiness as you have brought to us . ruth : oh , she will , joe . she will . tad : hmm . you are nothing but an old softy . joe : right . never `` old . `` [ opal laughs ] [ scene_break ] kendall : all you can depend on from j.r. is a trip to the hospital or the cemetery . now , amanda , i 'm not challenging you or judging you . i mean , if you 've found a way to drain j.r. of his cash , great . wring him dry , sock it away , and then kiss him off . amanda : i am not a blackmailer . kendall : i -- i do n't care . i do n't care if you were in on the whole plot for -- for j.r. against adam . it does n't matter . i just do n't want to see you get hurt . amanda : i 'm grateful , but i can take care of myself . kendall : all right , i 'm being self - serving here . amanda : hmm . kendall : you 're smart and you 're quick , and i do n't want to lose you . amanda : ok , you -- you should stop worrying . kendall : j.r. is sexy , ok ? he sucks you in , he makes you forget how dangerous he is . amanda : until it 's nearly too late , but i am controlling this situation , ok , not j.r . kendall : what do you , babe , and i have in common ? what two things do we share ? amanda : riddles are n't my thing . kendall : we 've all slept with j.r. , and he came close to killing us all . [ scene_break ] del : oh . jonathan : why are you looking at me like that , aidan ? aidan : i thought i warned you about ava , that she 's trouble . have you lost your mind or something ? jonathan : why ? because we spent the night together ? aidan : you were against her moving in at first . del : yeah , that was until he got some . jonathan : i gave ava a second chance , i got to know her . maybe you should , too . del : yeah , well , i would n't mind getting to know her , either . jonathan : hey , del -- aidan : yeah , i know her well enough . jonathan : what happened ? what happened with ava that you ca n't get over it ? aidan : i 'm here to play ball , all right ? del : you want to pass it here ? jonathan : i want to know what happened that you wo n't give ava a second chance . del : could i get the ball ? jonathan : is it because -- because you 're tight with lily ? is that why ? because you once pretended to be her boyfriend ? aidan : at least i still care about lily . jonathan : you do n't think i care about lily ? is that what you 're saying to me ? aidan : you got a funny way of showing it , have n't you ? how do you think lily 's going to feel when she finds out that you 're in bed with her sister ? jonathan : lily knows , ok , aidan ? thank you . aidan : really ? jonathan : she knows about ava and i , yes . aidan : well , that 's a damn shame , is n't it ? jonathan : i want you to stay out of my business . aidan : wake up , jonny , all right ? the best thing that ava can do for all of us is to disappear . di : oh . nice reflex . did i mess up your game or were you guys taking a break ? you were talking about how the personal dynamics at wildwind have changed ? jonathan : what did you do , put out a newsletter ? del : i just told aidan . jonathan : you know what ? i wanted you both to stay out of my business . del : well , stop broadcasting it . di : ok , whoa , hey , guys . guess i 'm going to be combo a referee and -- and house mother at wildwind until julia gets back . del : what , julia left you in charge ? di : yeah . yes , she did . and about ava , jonathan -- there is something we need to get straight . jonathan : that 's great . so , aidan -- your boy there got to you , too , huh ? di : you ca n't bail ava out . she 's got her responsibilities at wildwind . you ca n't be doing her dishes and -- and cleaning up after her and -- and you ca n't take out her garbage when it 's her day , ok ? jonathan : yes . i can live with that . di : because she just needs to learn how to pull her own weight . aidan : or julia will throw her out when she gets back . di : oh ! hey , all right . so me and jonathan against you and del , unless you 're -- oh , hey -- unless you 're scared that we 're going to outshoot you . aidan : huh . and what about you pulling your weight , huh ? i always take out your garbage . di : oh . aidan : hmm ? di : well , that 's just -- it 's because i do n't have as many lessons to learn as ava . aidan : oh , is that it ? di : and you ca n't resist me when i ask you to . aidan : oh , really ? di : uh - huh . oh ! [ di laughs ] del : hey . di : oh -- del : oh , come on . di : yes , yes ! del : yes ! [ scene_break ] [ music plays at the yacht club ] sean : no , no , no . hey , look -- no , i want to go , but , you know , when i hang with your family , i want to look and smell a hell of a lot better than i do right now . but tomorrow 's good , you know ? if i 'm not playing trash guy , you want to go out on a real date ? colby : yeah . ok . well , text me later with the details . sean : ok . colby : you know , i really need to go . i do n't want to be late for the ceremony . oh , you know , i brought you something that is going to make your life a lot easier with this whole community service thing . sean : oh , is there a backhoe in the parking lot ? colby : uh , no , not close . here . sean : that 's yours . colby : oh , take it . i made the best playlist ever -- you 're going to love it . sean : wow . awesome , thanks . you think of everything . colby : i try . later . sean : bye . singers : think about freedom yeah oh , and the thought of you do n't make you scared think about possibilities 'cause tomorrow 's just a day away , yeah tomorrow 's another barbara : yes , i 'm still holding . glass of your best champagne , please . waiter : absolutely . barbara : thank you . larry ? huh . you told me not to call unless i had some proof that erica kane was a fraud . hold some airtime for your show , darling , tonight , because i have got the most priceless , irrefutable proof . mm - hmm -- audio and video . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , jack . jack : hmm ? erica : this is so good . jack : yeah , it is , absolutely . you know , this faux divorce can end anytime as far as i 'm concerned , but this -- this needs to go on and on and on . erica : this is exciting . jack : yeah , it is . you know what we should do ? erica : what ? jack : we should keep this room . erica : and use it only for -- jack : private meetings , exactly . erica : and in a few weeks , we 're going to be able to do whatever we want once we reconcile . jack : mm - hmm . hmm . oh , and that reminds me -- i have a present for you . erica : you do ? jack : mm - hmm . erica : well , is it something i can wear ? jack : no -- even better . whoa . [ scene_break ] [ shutter clicks ] krystal : oh . now , traditionally , this is where we should introduce jenny 's new godparents , but typically tad and i have n't asked them yet , so i guess we 're all going to find out if they accept . tad : yeah , there 's no pressure , ok ? krystal : no pressure . tad : no pressure . krystal : no pressure . tad : no pressure . krystal : and it does n't take a whole lot of time , just a little bit of understanding . tad : james ? krystal and i would like you to be jenny 's godfather . all : aw ! jamie : i 'd be honored . tad : get up here . krystal : thank you . tad : do n't just sit there . jamie : everybody started aw - ing . krystal : and as for jenny 's godmother , this really was a -- a no - brainer . colby ? colby . [ krystal chuckles ] colby : me ? krystal : yes . who else ? come on now . you -- you delivered the baby . i mean , i think you should be her godmother , do n't you ? colby : i 've never been a godmother before . [ laughter ] colby : i 'm not even old enough ! krystal : well , no , there is no age limit . do n't worry about that . colby : i do n't even know what to do . krystal : colby , you 're doing it ! marian : oh , come on , darling . colby : ugh ! marian : you love her . krystal : you just -- you just teach her , you advise her , you give her a shoulder to cry on , a little soft place to fall . honey , if it were n't for you , we might not be having this celebration . colby : yes . krystal : yes ? colby : yes , i 'll be her godmother ! krystal : oh ! tad : way to go , hero . ruth : oh . krystal : say `` thank you . `` she 's happy about that . colby : i know . tad : you can tell , she 's sticking herself in the eye . colby : she 's like , `` oh , god , what i can -- `` tad : `` oh , what am i going to do ? `` [ scene_break ] amanda : i am not leaving because i squeezed money out of j.r. or we 've got anything going on . kendall : you deserve better . amanda : yeah , and i learned a lot here , but it 's not enough anymore . and no one 's going to walk in and drop some golden opportunity in my lap . kendall : you 're wrong . at our retreat , amanda , you stepped up . fusion needs team players like you . so , if you want more challenges or a bigger arena , it 's right upstairs . [ scene_break ] jack : so , you do n't deny it . erica : no . i ca n't hide behind my false pride any longer , jack . i was wrong , i was so heartbreakingly wrong . jack : it takes a strong woman to admit that . erica : well , i must 've been mad to think that i could live , could dream of living my life without you . living is so much more than merely breathing . my heart beating in my chest without you to hold , to cherish , is merely but a hollow thumping in my chest . jack : that 's good , that 's good . then there 's -- there 's more , though . erica : jack , even i ca n't pull this off . this script is horrible . we ca n't play this on our -- on my show . i mean , the fcc will lock me up . jack : ok , wait , it 's -- it 's not what -- maybe it needs a little tweaking , i 'll admit . erica : well , how about we begin with my -- my bootlicking worship of you ? jack : it 's not that extreme . erica : `` extreme `` ? jack , you are the perfect man , and i am the dopey woman who senselessly ruined our relationship . jack : exactly . now , can we please get back to my script ? erica : you think by putting that drivel on paper , makes it real ? jack : drivel ? you know what -- i do n't need this attack . erica : and i do n't need your twisted version of what happened to us ! jack : oh . you know what -- maybe this is a mistake , a big mistake . [ scene_break ] tad : now , some of you -- take note -- are too young to remember your aunt , and i consider that to be one of the disadvantages of your youth , because dad nailed it . jenny was like the sun . no matter how complicated things were , no matter how bad things got , she -- she was always shining . in fact , i do n't even think she had a dark side . that was more my territory -- krystal : hmm . tad : and i staked it out pretty well . jenny , on the other hand , she -- i guess she just had faith in humanity . she always believed in the -- the best in people , even me . yeah . no matter how bad i got , no matter how much i screwed up , she always believed that i would grow up to be the man she expected me to be . she was amazing . she was smart , she was kind , and she was funny . the fact is she -- she was probably everything that a parent could -- could dream of in a child . nonetheless , krystal and i want our jenny to know when she grows up , she does n't have to try to be anybody else . she does n't have to live up to anyone else 's example -- she 's always going to be her own person . we just want her to know that her aunt , her namesake , is also her guardian angel , and she 's a good one . i should know -- she 's always been mine . this little critter 's got a whole handful of guardian angels , what with aunt jenny , her great - grandma kate , and dixie . yeah , i think with -- with backup like that up there in the stars and all of you down here , you are going to do just fine . whoo . minister : we receive this child into the congregation of christ 's flock . i baptize you in the name of the father , the son , and the holy spirit . amen . jamie : it 's a pretty big surprise , huh ? colby : oh , yeah . i honestly thought babe would be her godmother . huh . did n't we ? [ scene_break ] babe : so how 's amanda ? j.r. : amanda ? babe : yeah , amanda . i thought you 'd bring her with you today . ooh , good job . j.r. : you 're kidding , right ? babe : j.r. , amanda 's my friend . i want her to be ok . j.r. : why would n't she be ? babe : even you have to admit , you and amanda involved -- that -- it 's one i did n't see coming . come here . j.r. : well , do n't worry about amanda . little adam : no , you ca n't do that . j.r. : she 's stronger than you know . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , all right . forget about j.r. , or -- or whatever is happening or not happening with him . help me . help me , please , amanda . amanda : oh -- kendall : the fusion green day and night launch is on top of us , and to say that we are unprepared is a major understatement . amanda : i do n't know the cosmetics business . kendall : you 'll learn , ok ? you wear makeup , you 're pretty . you -- you know what ? you know what ? you can do whatever you want . you can go as far as you want at fusion . all right ? right now , we need you to stay manager at confusion , but it wo n't be long . amanda : what are you offering , exactly ? kendall : all right . you think about what you want . whatever you want . come upstairs tomorrow , and we 'll give it a shot . amanda : ok . [ amanda chuckles ] kendall : really ? great . great ! fantastic . ok . all right . well , then we will see you tomorrow . amanda : definitely . kendall : all right . oh , right -- as far as j.r. is concerned , just make like a rabbit . amanda : oh . there 's no trouble in that department . kendall : oh -- no . no , i mean run . run far away from him . quick , like a bunny . run . [ scene_break ] di : oh , delbert , sit down easy on that bench . it 's going to hurt after getting your ass whooped . del : you 're up two lousy points . di : well , just wait until we 're rested . jonathan , they 're not talking about ava or lily . it 's ok . jonathan : thank you . thanks for stepping in . di : hey , i do n't know if i helped . jonathan : you did . you put everything into perspective . di : because lily 's the one that told me that she saw you and ava kissing . i ran into her outside the house . you know , maybe -- i do n't -- would you like to have a -- you know , have a drink after this ? jonathan : i already talked to lily about this , di , ok ? di : huh . jonathan : i 'm sorry . i 'm just -- di : yeah . jonathan : listen , i 'm -- i 'm always going to care for lily , so this -- ava and i -- it 's going to be complicated . di : you think ? jonathan : i 'm not going to hurt lily . di : and you think you can do that ? jonathan : yes . can you help me ? can you get your boy off my back ? so earlier , you called ava to fusion . why ? di : oh . um -- well , kendall has figured out a way to use her in the new fusion campaign . jonathan : that 's great . di : yeah . jonathan : that 's great . [ scene_break ] babe : get him . keep burying him . jamie : i do n't like this situation that i 'm in . [ babe chuckles ] babe : thanks . j.r. : so , it 's my turn . what 's going on with you and jamie ? what 's the story ? babe : um -- there is n't one . j.r. : no ? you guys have n't been spending a lot of late nights together ? babe : well , he was helping me study for my ged . j.r. : yeah . well , he 's a nice guy . jamie : get that one . babe : oh . jamie : yes . we 've been busy . [ phone rings ] [ babe chuckles ] babe : come on , let 's get you cleaned up . j.r. : hello ? little adam : he 's all buried . j.r. : yeah , yeah . i 'll be there in a few minutes . all right . bye . [ scene_break ] krystal : what do you want ? adam : want ? nothing . krystal : is that why you ca n't tear yourself away from jenny 's christening ? adam : i came for lunch . i saw a crowd . i thought someone was in trouble . krystal : what do you want ? [ scene_break ] erica : i 'm going to put this script where it belongs . jack : no need , no need . i got the message , ok ? erica : did you ? jack : yeah . erica : really ? because i do n't want to ruin the club 's plumbing . jack : watch . in the wastebasket she goes . erica : i am still willing to go on the air and say that i 'm the one who backed down . i mean , even though you were the one who came back to me . jack : your viewers know that you were the one that walked out on me , that you were the one that wanted the divorce . crow will be served . bon appetit . erica : you were given script approval , not script fabrication . look , pam is working on a script now that i do believe will be mutually agreeable to both of us . and why do n't we sit down and look over that script and make any necessary changes that we need to make together ? all right ? jack : even fighting is more fun . erica : oh , such a shame we spent so much time on it , so now we ca n't make up the way we want to . jack : yeah . erica : i have to get back to the office . i have to pretend to despise you in public . i have a show to do . however -- jack : hmm ? erica : hold that thought . jack : uh - huh . ahem . jack : ahem . [ after erica and jack leave , barbara enters and removes the camera ] [ scene_break ] krystal : well , colby 's jenny 's godmother . adam : ah . she must be very pleased . krystal : proudest big sister you ever saw . so , you came down here to spy on normal people , huh ? adam : i was n't spying . krystal : hmm . right , you just came down here to get some lunch , only they stopped serving lunch about an hour ago , and you knew that . adam : i knew the baptism was today , and i was hoping to find a moment to talk to you alone . krystal : well , i guess i saved you the trouble . what 'd you want to say to me ? huh . come on , adam . how hard can it be , after everything you 've said to me and how you said it ? adam : this is -- this is n't easy . krystal : evidently not . maybe it 's too soon . or maybe it 's too late . whatever . call me when the cat gives you back your tongue . singer : 'cause every breath is wasted without you yes , every breath stuart : you kind of missed your chance , did n't you ? adam , this would be a good time , a perfect time to tell krystal that you 're sorry . singer : without you [ scene_break ] j.r. : i could n't get here any faster . what do you want ? amanda : my money . j.r. : as soon as i nail seamus wong and slater . amanda : i do n't need the extra 4.5 million . even if you get it back -- adam 's ransom money -- keep it . i can get by on 500 gs . j.r. : that 's fine . how do you want it ? 10s ? 20s ? 100s ? amanda : i have to work . j.r. : yeah , like hell you do . you 're practically rich . how do you want it ? amanda : hmm -- um -- transferred in my account . j.r. : yeah ? it could take a couple of days . how 's that ? is that fine ? amanda : hmm . j.r. : i mean , to do it that fast -- an amount like that -- it could send red flags to the feds . i have to take it slow . amanda : as long as i get it , the full amount in my account . [ scene_break ] di and jonathan : oh ! [ di laughs ] jonathan : come here ! di : ah ! ha - ha ! jonathan : yes ! yes ! di : jonathan and i will beat you two anytime you want . [ di chuckles ] jonathan : high-5 . di : oh . aidan : congratulations are in order . di : yeah , i think they are . i think -- aidan : here 's a kiss , huh ? di : i think we should go celebrate by you taking me out to dinner . aidan : oh , yeah ? di : that 's what i think . aidan : well , like you said earlier , i ca n't resist you . di : uh - huh . only one of the reasons i like you so much . aidan : huh . di : come on . del : not bad for a guy who was up all night . so how is ava ? is she kind of like the honeymoon you never got to have with lily , or what ? jonathan : if you ever ask me one more sick , stupid question about ava or lily , you will be sorry . [ scene_break ] barbara : larry , the video is absolutely amazing ! oh , my goodness . you are going to die . it 's jack and erica prepping for their grand reunion on her reality show . oh , it 's wonderful . it 's all the dynamite anyone could possibly need to blow her off -- what are you doing -- sean ! sean : all right -- barbara : give me that . sean : barbara , calm down -- barbara : give me my phone back ! sean : or we 'll have to give you another injection . barbara : how dare you . sean -- sean : hi , this is dr. webster at oak haven psychiatric facility . yes , ms. montgomery has stolen my phone -- sorry about that . put her back in her room , please ! thank you . yes , rest assured , she will not bother you again . thank you , thank you . barbara : give me my phone . i have to call this man back and explain now . [ splash ] barbara : oh , my god ! you are buying me a new phone . sean : yeah , hold your breath . barbara : do you know who that man was ? sean : do i care ? huh , no . barbara : great . oh , no . no , no . no -- you touch that , you 're going to really be in trouble . sean -- sean : erica and uncle jack are getting back together . [ sean chuckles ] barbara : how can you be so absurdly naive ? erica is never involved , or cares about a man for that long . jack is just ratings ! that 's all he is to her right now . do n't you understand that ? sean : you know what , mom ? you could n't be here when i was in trouble . but you always have time to come back and make trouble for other people . you know what ? just do everyone in this town a favor . leave . no one wants to see your face . [ scene_break ] jamie : it 's an emotional day . you 're thinking about kate , are n't you ? tad : it 's kind of hard not to . yeah . this is jenny 's day . her official welcome into the family . jamie : kate 's going to have her day with us , too , dad . we 'll find her . she 'll come home . krystal : hmm . colby : you 're probably going to laugh at me and think i 'm the most clueless godmother ever . krystal : are you kidding me ? she is going to just hang on your every word and think you 're a goddess . joe : everybody -- everybody ? to family . krystal : oh -- all : to family ! stuart : to family . opal : to family . marian : come on , we all have to clink . oh ! whoa ! gotcha . [ next_on ] tad : that 's exactly what we are -- family , right ? krystal : yeah , yeah . tad : so what do you say to the idea that we make it official ? babe : i am over j.r. you can have him . amanda : you hate me , do n't you ? adam : why do n't you and i try it again ? erica : ok , yes , let 's get married . | krystal , colby , and the martins gather for the christening of jenny . barbara sneaks into erica 's room with a planter of ivy and inside is a digital camera . jack and erica arrive a few minutes later . kendall questions amanda as to why she quit fusion . kendall comes to the realization that amanda must have come into some money . kendall also questions if she had been in on the kidnapping and how much j.r. paid her to keep her from going to the feds . krystal lets j.r. know that she knows all about the kidnapping scheme and how much it cost adam . j.r. looks over at babe , playing in the sand with little adam . del and aidan play a little one - on - one basketball . del lets aidan know that jonathan kept ava revved up all night . during the christening of jenny , krystal spies adam watching the ceremony . after the ceremony , krystal confronts adam as to why he is here , but the cat seems to have gotten adam 's tongue . krystal tells adam to call her when he gets ready to talk . after jack and erica leave the room , barbara sneaks back in , and removes the ivy with the camera . barbara calls a tabloid reporter and is on the phone when sean comes up behind her . he takes the phone from her hand , and tells the man that barbara does n't know what she is talking about . sean and barbara argue . sean then sees the digital camera with jack and erica 's picture . he realizes that they are getting back together . he takes the disc out of the camera . |
colby : why are n't you smiling ? damon : hmm ? colby : me staying here . it 's good news . i 'm staying here with you . it 's good , right ? damon : it 's good . yeah . colby : if you want to be with me so badly -- then why do you look so guilty ? [ scene_break ] tad : i need to keep an eye on damon ? tad : what is it ? liza : tad , just watch your son , ok ? tad : for pete 's sake . this is n't about him with colby again , is it ? because you do n't like the idea of the two of them together ? liza : no . it 's not . it 's not . it 's about damon and me . [ scene_break ] erica : jack , you really are overreacting . there 's nothing going on between caleb and me . jackson : i know what i heard . erica : jack , do you really think that with all i 've got going on in my life that i want to run cortlandt electronics with a rude and stubborn hermit ? of course , i do n't . but this hermit just might go and sell cortlandt electronics to the chandlers . i ca n't let that happen . i have an obligation to protect palmer 's legacy . jackson : i love you . and we 're going to be married . and this time i want it to last . but we do n't have a chance in hell unless you 're honest with me , unless you 're honest with yourself about caleb . now , something happened between the two of you up on that mountain . something is still happening between the two of you , and damn it , i deserve the truth . erica : i do n't know what 's happening between caleb and me . honestly , i do n't know . [ scene_break ] krystal : let 's see . what can i tell you about the chandler men ? well , they go after what they want , and they do n't stop until they get it . money , power , women . my daughter marissa made the mistake of marrying j.r. , and it scares me to death . caleb : did he hurt your daughter ? krystal : j.r. has some good in him , ok ? and he tries to love marissa . but he is his daddy 's son . caleb : good old adam . krystal : you know adam chandler ? [ scene_break ] annie : check this out . ok . instead of going with the typical press release , i thought we 'd do something like this . j.r. : oh , i like that . annie : yeah . j.r. : what the hell were we thinking ? we ca n't be anywhere near each other . [ scene_break ] [ knocking on door ] marissa : hey . scott : hey . marissa : is everything all right ? scott : well , um , ahem . listen , after our talk downstairs , i realized there 's something that you should know about annie . she 's the new head of p.r . for chandler . marissa : she talked you into letting her represent your company ? scott : no . marissa : yeah . of course . what am i saying ? i 'm sure she did a lot more than talk . scott : look , marissa . annie just wants to contribute and this is the perfect way . marissa : she had sex with my husband . has everyone forgotten that contribution ? what the hell were you thinking ? scott : ok . look . marissa : god . scott : annie is with me now . marissa : oh . mm - hmm . scott : trust me . the worst is over . and this will be good for all of us . marissa : oh , really ? how is annie in j.r. 's face 24 - 7 good for me ? scott : she 's made her choice , marissa . all she needs is a focus , and this job will give her just that . and besides , most of the time she 'll be working with me , anyway . we have to trust them sometime . [ scene_break ] annie : i am a part of chandler now . we have to find a way to be able to work together and be around one another . it 's unavoidable . oh , come on , j.r. we are in a public place . it 's not like we 're gon na rip each other 's clothes off . j.r. : i have to go . annie : this is business , ok ? something you have been very successful at . i need you to show me how it works . i need to learn from you . j.r. : learn from scott . hire a consultant . hire a whole damn team . i 'm sticking to the deal we made at the beach house . you and i -- we 're done . annie : it was so much easier to hate you . [ scene_break ] krystal : what 's going on ? caleb : i 've been hearing things about adam chandler . krystal : well , i 'm not surprised . so why are you even meeting with scott and j.r. ? why are you even considering their offer for palmer 's company ? caleb : who says i am ? krystal : ok , so you 're telling me you 're not gon na sell cortlandt electronics ? caleb : i ca n't wait to get back to my home . have some peace and quiet . krystal : [ laughs ] peace and quiet . except for when a plane carrying erica kane crashes through your living room . caleb : yup . krystal : caleb -- i 've seen you and erica together . i 've seen the sparks . caleb : oh , please . people think that prison is bad , they oughta try being on a mountaintop with the mouse that roared . krystal : yeah , i know . yeah , i shared a tent with that `` mouse . `` caleb : tent ? krystal : in africa . it 's a long story . i -- let me just put it this way . she 's tough . caleb : in my life , i have never , ever heard anybody talk so much . i mean , she talks about herself like she is the queen of england . do n't get me started . thank you for your time and thank you for the burger -- and the conversation . i appreciate it . [ scene_break ] erica : i thought i was gon na die when that plane crashed . but when i woke up , i -- i was trapped in the wreckage . and caleb appeared . and he carried me out of there . he saved my life on more than one occasion . he was very rude . i did not understand his behavior . i do n't understand him now . but i owed him my life . i was dependent on him to survive . the time we spent together up on that mountain was -- it was very intense . jackson : go ahead . erica : what i mean is -- jack , i was alone and i was trapped and i was scared . i was missing home . when you found me -- i was so happy . i was so happy to be going home with you and -- and to our life . jackson : and then caleb shows up in town . erica : he 's palmer 's nephew . that man is a cortlandt . i mean , what are the chances ? jackson : it 's an amazing coincidence , that 's for sure . erica : oh , it 's bizarre . and what 's even more bizarre is that palmer has paired us to run cortlandt electronics . and ever since we found out , caleb has been pushing my buttons . jackson : you 've had your buttons pushed by the best . why do you let him get to you ? erica : i do n't know . i 'm thinking maybe it 's post - traumatic syndrome . i 'm trying to figure that out . but god knows , i do n't want him here . i want him to go back where he came from so i can get on with my life . i may have spent time with him up on that mountain -- but every moment , i was thinking of you . i was missing you . i was loving you . i still love you . only you , jack . [ scene_break ] tad : you and damon . you and damon . here we go again . look , i know , i admit he has problems , that he 's had problems . but he 's turning it around . i 'm telling you , lately he 's been -- he 's been reasonable . he 's been responsible . he 's been reliable . he did the laundry . i thought somebody broke into the house . liza : tad , it 's not -- tad : i 'm telling you , he has changed . and ever since i put a ding on paul miller 's face , it 's like i 'm dealing with a different kid . liza : you 're not . you 're dealing with the same troublemaker that he has always been . tad , believe me . tad : i 'll tell you what 's going on here , ok ? you do n't want to accept the fact that he 's changed because if you did , you 'd have to cut the cord with colby . liza : no . tad : eventually you 're gon na have to let her make her own choices , you know . live her own life . liza : this is not about me and colby . it 's about you . it 's about you waking up and seeing your son for who he really is . tad : i 've seen my son . he 's a good boy . liza : he 's doing things , tad . he has done things that are -- tad : so have you . liza : oh . tad : so have i. i 'm sorry , i can not stand here in good conscience and let you or anybody else attack my kid . especially you . liza , i 'm telling you -- if you want this thing to work , you just got ta cut damon some slack . [ cell phone rings ] liza : excuse me . [ cell phone rings ] liza : liza colby . are you sure about -- yes . thank you very much for telling me . wow . so that was my friend in new york , the one that gave colby the internship . and colby has backed out of the program . [ scene_break ] colby : why are n't you excited i 'm staying here with you ? damon : i 'm happy . i just -- i do n't want you to miss out on something that could be really great . colby : well , i do n't want to miss out on us -- something that i already know is great . damon : you 're right . you 're right . [ kiss ] damon : mm -- colby : this may sound kind of stupid , but -- a lot of people in my life have bailed on me and lied to me and used me . you 're different . i can -- i can trust you . please , damon , do not let me down . damon : i have to go . colby : why ? damon : i have to meet tad for lunch . we set a -- colby : damon , wait . [ scene_break ] scott : hello . mm . i was wondering when you were gon na get back . annie : oh , j.r. and i were just going over the press release for the big acquisition . scott : ok , ok , let 's not jump the gun . i have n't sealed the deal yet . annie : but you will . i have no doubt . so stop worrying about going to jail for stealing palmer 's invention . you 're safe , ok ? ahh . do you want to go outside , have some lemonade or something ? scott : i would love to , but i have a meeting . annie : oh . scott : i 'm sorry . mm . [ chuckles ] [ kiss ] scott : oh . i , uh , i worked on the offer for caleb . i 'll be back in a bit . let me hear what you think . j.r. : ok . annie : well , here we are . alone again . j.r. : i was just going -- annie : i was thinking that -- um -- marissa : [ indistinct ] ok ? a.j . wanted to show you the fort that he 's building out back . a.j . : please , daddy ? j.r. : yeah , forts are cool . but we also know that violence is n't the answer . right ? marissa : i heard you got a job . annie : that 's right . marissa : unbelievable . you just keep pushing for more and getting it . annie : i 'll be good for chandler . marissa : oh , yeah . just stick to public relations , ok ? do n't set up any private meetings with my husband . [ doorbell rings ] [ splashing ] [ door opens ] annie : caleb . you must be here to see scott and j.r. come in . [ door closes ] j.r. : ah . speak of the devil . now , we do n't have a number for you just yet , but i can show you a preliminary . [ scene_break ] [ birds chirping ] jackson : how would you like to get married on a yacht ? say our vows . sail off into the sunset . just the two of us . you say the word , i 'll make it happen . erica : jack , it sounds wonderful . but running away is not the answer . i have got to face this thing with caleb head - on . i have to sever all ties with him . and i 'm gon na do that . i 'm gon na end it now . for myself -- and for us . [ scene_break ] colby : tad ? damon ? anyone home ? colby : hi . liza : hi . colby : what are you doing here ? liza : i just got a phone call from my friend in new york . said that you turned down the internship . colby : so ? liza : so damon put you up to this . he got you to blow off your future . for him . colby : it was my decision . who are you calling ? liza : i 'm calling my friend in new york , and i 'm telling her the whole thing was a big mistake and that you 're really eager to get working . colby : no , no , i am staying here . i am staying here , and i 'm staying here with damon . liza : do you see yourself ? do you even see yourself , what you 're doing ? right now ? you 're in here , you 're sneaking around , you 're snooping through his pockets . you 're trying to break into his room . colby : no , you have really no idea what you are talking about . liza : looking around for something , are n't you ? some sort of what -- evidence that he 's cheating on you ? did you check his collar for lipstick ? did you look through his phone ? maybe he 's got new phone numbers in there . colby : get out of my face . liza : do you even see what 's going on here ? do you see what you 're becoming ? you 're insecure and you 're unsure . you 're sneaking around here . please , colby , get a grip . you 're on the verge of losing it . do n't you see what damon is turning you into ? colby : i love him , mom . liza : no , love is not this way . this is not love . it 's full of doubt and secrets . colby , love like this -- this is never going to last . [ scene_break ] tad : you asking me to lunch . damon : you got ta eat , right ? tad : yeah . well , as long as you 're paying for it , fine with me . damon : i have $ 2.00 . tad : it 's a joke . it 's just -- it 's a joke . damon : your hand still bothering you there ? tad : yeah . yeah , a little , i guess . i guess paul miller is even more hard- headed than i thought he was . damon : i wish i had been there to see you pound him . tad : that 's exactly why i made sure you were n't . it was a stupid move . damon : no , it was n't . that jerk deserved it . tad : we all do . at some point . i mean , the world 's full of people that got it coming to them . i told you about my father , right ? i mean , my biological dad ray gardner . he was the most twisted , sadistical son of a bitch on the planet . made a hobby out of using me as a punching bag . my mom was so busy taking care of my little sister , trying to stay alive , she could n't do anything about it . god , i hated him . still do . more than anything on the planet . i swore i 'd never be like him . damon : well , you 're not . tad : i was yesterday . i was exactly like him . i used violence to make a point because i was n't smart enough or patient enough to find another way of doing it . damon , there is n't a person on this earth does n't know what it 's like to want to get even with somebody . in my case , as i got older , i realized there was a better way of dealing with it . you ever heard the phrase , `` living well is the best revenge `` ? it 's the truth . it is . trust me , it was for me . see , i went from growing up in a total nightmare to being adopted by the martins . and that was the best way in the world to get even with that bastard . damon : must 've felt pretty good . tad : yeah , and no . i mean , it happened -- thank you . it happened too quickly , you know ? i -- it was the complete opposite of everything that i 'd ever known . damon : how 'd you deal ? tad : not too well . at first . i was a disaster . like , i -- i did n't believe it was real . i did n't believe it was gon na last . i know you got a lot to deal with . i know that it 's hard , having a new father and a family . hey , despite my phenomenal sense of humor . you 're gon na need time , and that 's fine with me . take all the time you need , because i 'm not going anywhere . and i will protect you . [ scene_break ] marissa : i was weirded out when i first got here , too . it 's a lot to take in when you 're not used to it . caleb : hmm . [ marissa exhales ] caleb : you 're krystal 's daughter ? marissa : yeah . j.r. : marissa , why do n't you help a.j . finish his fort ? marissa : come on , a.j . let 's go . caleb : you do n't want your wife and kid to witness this , huh ? j.r. : i just did n't want to bore her with business . now , we have a number . i think you 'll like it . caleb : that 's typical . you think i 'm gon na walk away just for a few bucks and a handshake . j.r. : i think it 's a fair offer . caleb : chandlers do n't play fair . you play for blood . ahem . annie : i think you 've got the wrong impression about our family . caleb : what would possibly make you want to marry a guy like this ? j.r. : what exactly is your problem ? annie : j.r. ! oh , my god , oh , my god , you 're bleeding . j.r. : damn it ! erica : what 's going on here ? annie : you may need stitches . j.r. : no , no , no , no . i 'm fine . erica : boy , for somebody who hates the chandlers , you sure do spend a lot of time with them . caleb : well , you hate me , and here you are . erica : i know you love insulting people -- me , j.r. , just about everyone . is that the way you entertain yourself ? why are you here ? caleb : i just came by to see what kind of offer junior was gon na make me . j.r. : he does n't want a deal . he wants blood . caleb : and i got some without even trying . you know , it 's a shame that this dump did n't burn to the ground years ago . you chandlers are all the same . you take what you want , you steal what ai n't yours . you can all go straight to hell . erica : please , what is it ? what is it ? what 's wrong ? when we were stuck up on that mountain together , i told you some things about myself . you told me next to nothing . so ok , i do n't know your secrets , but i can tell that something here has made you very upset . what is it , caleb ? talk to me . come on , please . just -- talk to me . [ scene_break ] marissa : can i have a coffee , please ? actually , you know what ? make that a double espresso . if i 'm gon na pass this bar , i need to stay awake . krystal : uh , you know , could you just put the studying off for just a minute ? i -- i kind of want to talk to you . marissa : about what ? krystal : about j.r . i did n't want to say anything earlier , but i saw him at the house with annie this morning . marissa : yeah . working closely together ? krystal : yeah . marissa : you 're not gon na believe this , but scott hired annie to be the new head of p.r . for chandler . krystal : that -- that is just wrong . annie does not need to be working at that company . she does not need to be working with j.r . marissa : i know . i know . it is ridiculous . it 's not gon na be a problem . j.r. is done with her , ok ? and if she does try anything , then i 'll just do what david told me to do -- i 'll fight back . krystal : wait a minute . you 're getting advice from david ? marissa : i know that he 's not the greatest father , ok , but on this , he has actually been really helpful . krystal : david is the last person in the world you need to be talking to , especially about marriage . trust me , i know , ok ? he 's dangerous . marissa : i 'm not gon na do anything stupid . but i am going to make sure that she never touches my husband again . [ scene_break ] annie : can i just -- j.r. : i do n't need your help . annie : ok . you want me to stay away from you . honor the deal we made . i get it . but you 're bleeding . can i at least help you bandage this cut ? and then i will stay away from you for good . j.r. : all right , just hurry up . annie : god . that caleb cooney 's a real jerk , huh ? j.r. : he comes in this house , insults my father , starts talking smack about our family . what ? annie : nothing . you said `` our family . `` it was nice . j.r. : are you almost done ? annie : calm down . he insulted my family , too , you know , a family that i really feel like i 'm a part of . there . was that so hard ? j.r. : you know , i 'd take on an army of caleb cooneys . it 'd be a million times easier than being this close to you and not able to touch you . [ scene_break ] erica : caleb . caleb : would you leave me alone ? i am not in the mood for games . erica : i am not playing games . believe me . palmer put me in charge of his company , which means it 's my responsibility to try to figure out what the hell is wrong with you . caleb : what 's wrong with me ? what 's wrong with me is none of your damn business , let alone your responsibility . erica : what happened to you , caleb ? why was it so hard for you to be in the chandler house today ? why did you snap ? caleb : it 's about to happen again . erica : i know you 've been hurt . i can see that in your eyes . it 's that woman , right ? the woman whose locket i found ? that story you told me about losing everything , about losing her -- was that true ? you can trust me , caleb . please tell me what 's troubling you . why was being in that chandler house today , why -- why did that have such an effect on you ? caleb : junior made me a lousy offer . that 's all . ok ? erica : it 's much more than that and you know it . caleb : why do n't you drop it ? just walk away from this . just walk away . erica : no . i do n't do that . and i ca n't escape it . i ca n't escape you . and i 'm trying to figure that out . this keeps on happening . we keep colliding . we have absolutely nothing in common . we detest being around each other . we both just wan na get back to our lives . and yet -- something happened on that stupid mountain . caleb : see ya . erica : you can not keep running away , caleb . colby : you are really starting to piss me off . [ scene_break ] liza : you know what ? you want to be pissed at somebody ? be pissed at damon . [ footsteps ] tad : hey . colby : hi . tad : hi . colby : how was lunch ? tad : it was great . it was good . we stopped off to pick up something on the way home . colby : for me ? damon : i 'm really sorry about before . i do n't want to fight with you . i just -- i 've had a lot of stuff to figure out , you know , with the adoption and the adhd , and i just do n't know where i am sometimes . but -- but one thing i know for sure is that you 're the only girl i wan na be with . i know i have problems focusing in general , but -- from now on , i 'm -- i 'm just focusing on you . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i wanted to buy my uncle palmer 's company . show my father i have what it takes . am i gon na be doing this the rest of my life ? annie : one of these days you 'll realize that you do not have to keep driving so hard . you 're already there . you have a lot to be proud of , j.r. you do n't have to keep trying to prove yourself to adam or to anybody else . [ footsteps ] annie : maybe next time you should n't be so cocky . god ! marissa : what 's going on ? annie : what 's going on ? your genius husband just blew the deal of a lifetime , that 's what 's going on . acting like a -- like a total jackass in front of caleb cooney . now we 're never gon na get cortlandt electronics . j.r. : you 're blaming me ? cooney 's the one who 's out of his mind . marissa : what happened to your hand ? j.r. : i broke a picture frame and cut it on it . marissa : oh , god . does it hurt ? j.r. : it 's nothing . i 'm glad you came home . marissa : let 's go upstairs to our room . i want to take care of my husband . [ scene_break ] erica : and you 're still running . what is it about you ? you can not just look somebody in the eye and have an honest , civilized , adult conversa -- caleb : no more talk ! you 're going to end this now . erica : `` this . `` so you admit that there is something going on between us . caleb : you have driven me to the edge . there 's nowhere else to go . this the room ? [ scene_break ] colby : camping . definitely want to go camping because i 've never been camping before . oh , and white water rafting . i definitely want to do that . and there 's this huge music festival that we should totally go to . i mean , if you 're up for it . damon : hey , i 'm up for all of it , as long as it 's with you . colby : sorry i 've been acting kind of paranoid lately . it 's just sometimes i feel like i 'm losing you . i 've already lost so much in my life . my dad leaving . and my mom . i mean , do n't even get me started on her . and my brother -- he 's always caught up in his own drama . i just want to know that i can count -- on someone . damon : well , you can count on me . [ kiss ] [ scene_break ] liza : tad , i 'm still upset about colby turning down that internship . i almost had her convinced not to give up everything for a relationship , and then in walks damon with those flowers , and what woman can resist flowers ? tad : listen . you have to have more faith in your kid . all right ? she 's beautiful , she 's smart , she 's motivated . just because she 's hung up on damon does n't mean she 's gon na walk away from all her hopes and her dreams . you know ? she 'll come back to it . and then she 'll have everything . just like her mama . although , you know , there is one thing you do n't have . liza : my sanity . tad : [ laughs ] no . wine . you and your back need a glass of wine . vit , vit , vit , vit , vit , vit . [ scene_break ] marissa : so i guess caleb was n't exactly what you expected , huh ? j.r. : nothing that happened today was . but it does n't matter . i 'm glad that you moved back in here . this time it 's gon na work . you and i . forever . [ scene_break ] singer : blue water pouring down -- krystal : well , hello , there . jackson : hey , hey , hey . krystal : oh , do n't get up . no , no . flying solo ? jackson : well , that was n't the plan , but evidently so . krystal : is everything ok ? jackson : yeah . could n't be better . erica and i are going to be married on a yacht . nice , right ? and then it 's off for an extended honeymoon . mm . krystal : ah . oh , that sounds wonderful . no , i am so happy for you . so life is good . so what -- what -- why are you so troubled ? jackson : it 's erica . she has been so -- what is the word -- scattered . i guess she has every right to , though . she just survived a plane crash and being stuck in a isolated mountain cabin with a man . krystal : jackson -- jackson : hmm . krystal : erica loves you . and she is damn lucky to have you . [ scene_break ] erica : what are you doing ? kicking down doors . kicking them closed . why are we here ? caleb , we have to be reasonable . i should n't be here . i have to go . i mean it , caleb . i have to go . | liza and tad 's relationship continues to be strained by their disagreements over damon . liza wants tad to realize that damon is a trouble maker while tad believes that with time and love , damon will become a responsible young man . colby is confused and wonders why damon is n't happy that she is staying in pine valley for the summer . damon and colby start to make love but he stops and tells her that he promised to take tad to lunch . tad tells damon during their lunch about his biological father ray gardner and how he learned that violence never solves anything . tad also explains to damon that he understands how overwhelming it is to get used to being adopted by a loving family after coming from a family background of abuse and neglect . tad makes it clear to damon that he will always be there to protect him . liza is upset to find colby trying to break into damon 's room and search his things . she advises colby that if she does n't trust damon , their relationship will never last . liza picks up damon 's bottle of adhd medication and puts it in her purse . damon apologizes to colby and brings her flowers and they make plans for the summer . colby tells damon it is very important for her to know she can count on him , because her family is so crazy . damon promises colby that she can count on him . |
babe : well , hey , sugar pie , what you doing ? boy : pretty lady , can you please help me tie my shoes ? babe : well , i guess i can , since you asked me so nice and polite . so , where 's your mama ? she 's all the way over there ? you should n't be wandering off and giving her a scare like that . ok , you 're all set . you run back over there , you hear me , handsome ? bess , if you even wander off like -- bess ? oh , my god , bess . help me ! somebody took my baby ! help me , somebody , please ! my baby ! god , please ! bess ! bess ! [ scene_break ] danielle : i did n't do anything wrong ! derek : i do n't want to hear it . reggie : it 's all right , dani , it 's all right . is n't that right , james ? jamie : yeah , we 're going to have this cleared up and be out before lunch . reggie : oh , you should have told me . i already ordered my burger and fries . uh , o- * fficer maloney , reggie 's back . derek : hey , hey ! you move it . you go on over there and you sit down till i 'm ready for you . reggie : my delivery lunch from java luna should be here by now . oh , i know where it went . see those right there , that rear end ? that 's my burger and fries . derek : hey , that 's enough ! jamie : hey , do you got a bobby pin i could borrow ? these are kind of tight . reggie : oh , you know , in vegas , you know , they got fur on the cuffs . jamie : really ? reggie : yeah . is n't that right , chief frye ? derek : oh , yeah . yeah , that 's it . work the standup , smart guy . your cellmate might not rent you out if you keep him laughing . reggie : oh . supposed to scare me ? work on your standup . derek : you 're on probation , sugar lips . this felony means you go away for a long , long time . the next time you hook up with my daughter will be in a senior citizens home . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] tad : hmm . krystal : what took you so long ? tad : i was putting in my teeth . can i help you ? krystal : what would you tell a woman who 's got a craving , real bad ? tad : what you got a craving for ? krystal : you . tad : by all means , give in . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey . greenlee : hmm ? ryan : we can get you out of this . cambias has got lots of companies . you just take your pick . as soon as she gets tired of this , you come back . greenlee : you do n't think that i can play well with others ? ryan : i think that 24/7 of kendall will drive you to homicide if i do n't beat you to it . kendall : so , how do you like it ? jonathan : i 've seen more creative approaches . kendall : well , do n't you think the in - your - face can be very effective ? i think it generates more heat . jonathan : you 're trying too hard . bobby : ok , where the hell is aidan devane ? greenlee : how should we know ? bobby : here 's an easier one . where 's your father ? ryan : hey , we 're working here . why do n't you come back a little bit later . bobby : ok , look here . i 'm just a little sick and tired of all the stupid people around here messing up my life ! [ scene_break ] babe : somebody , help me ! my child ! my baby ! bianca : babe , what 's going on ? babe : oh , god ! bianca : what is it ? maggie : what happened ? babe : bess -- i do n't know , she was right -- tell me you have her , please ! just tell me it 's a sick joke ! i just -- i turned my back for a second ! maggie : no , we do n't have her . bianca : where is she ? babe : i do n't know ! bianca : ok , we have to find her . we have to find her . babe : please , help me find her ! bess ! [ all shouting at once ] j.r. : hey ! hey , you ! stop ! put down my baby ! no , no , no , do n't hurt my little girl ! babe : it was j.r. ! i 'm sure it was him . i heard him . j.r. ! maggie : j.r. ! bianca : j.r. ! maggie : j.r. , where are you ? bianca : where did you hear him ? babe : i do n't know -- over there maybe . i was over there when somebody took bess ! j.r. : babe ? babe ! babe : j.r. ! bess ! oh , baby girl , come here . oh , dear god . oh , god . bianca : is she ok ? maggie : what happened ? j.r. : i was -- i was getting into my car , and i saw this guy . and i thought , `` that carrier -- it looks just like ours for bess , `` and it was . he had our baby ! i realized he had our baby ! babe : thank god , j.r . bianca : is she ok ? is bess all right ? j.r. : bess is fine , yeah . she did n't even realize what was going on . maggie : j.r. , did he fight you , or -- j.r. : well , when i started yelling , he just -- he could n't make good time with the carrier , so he set her down and took off . babe : he 's got to be crazy , right ? he 's got to be completely nuts ! j.r. : hey , did he hurt you ? babe : no , no , i 'm fine . j.r. : well , you must be scared to death . did he have a gun ? i did n't see any weapon , but -- babe : i never saw him . i -- j.r. : but he took bess away from you . babe : she was practically right there , and then this little boy -- he came over and -- j.r. : no , this is no little boy . babe : no , no , no , the -- this little boy -- he needed help tying his shoe , and so i helped him . i -- j.r. : you were n't paying attention ? babe : no , no , i was ! it was just -- it was only for a second and then i watched him go off , and then i turned and then bess is gone . j.r. : so some stranger just walked up , and he took our baby ? babe : no , i do n't know ! i -- i was just right there . it was just only a second . it 'll never happen again . i 'll never take my eyes off her . i just -- it happened so fast . i do n't know , i ca n't believe it . j.r. : neither can i. bianca , maggie , can you find us a cop ? [ scene_break ] krystal : i hope you did n't have to get dressed just to answer the door . tad : actually , i did . usually i 'm naked in the middle of the afternoon . krystal : i knew it . anita : tad ! i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i would n't be here if anyone else could help me . krystal : my sentiments exactly . anita : it 's important . tad : i 'll be in the office in the afternoon if you want to stop by anytime -- anita : no , no , it ca n't wait . krystal : exactly how i feel . tad : stop . krystal : tad , where 's aidan ? partners check in , right ? tad : aidan ? i 'm sorry , aidan 's unavailable . anita : well , how can i get ahold of him ? i really need to talk to him . tad : you ca n't . aidan 's out of town . he 's on a job . anita : look , he found out that my husband was in vegas with erica . is there anything else that you can tell me ? tad : no . i 'm sorry , ethically i ca n't because you 're not paying me , so i ca n't pass along any information . anita : look , it 's -- it 's partly why i -- i served bobby with divorce papers . i mean , what if i 'm making a huge mistake ? [ scene_break ] ryan : yeah , i remember you from philadelphia with erica . bobby : yeah , i 'm bobby warner . ryan : that 's right , you had erica hidden away in las vegas , boozing and partying . bobby : she was working . what other lies have you all been feeding anita ? kendall : all right , you know what ? why do n't you go back to las vegas before somebody pounds you into dust . greenlee : bobby , kendall . kendall , bobby . bobby : kendall . kendall : mm - hmm . bobby : huh . erica was dead - on about you . she says you have a gift for pushing men away . bet they ca n't get away fast enough , huh ? kendall : hello , excuse me . hello . i 'm not through with you . [ scene_break ] derek : i wo n't let you make a joke of this unit . reggie : oh , i guess you already beat me to that one , huh ? derek : tally , you keep the guys where they are . danielle , you come with me . reggie : do n't tell him anything , dani . he 's going to try to make you squeal . danielle : do n't worry , baby , they 'll never make me squeal . derek : all right , get lost . danielle : what do you mean ? derek : go home . i 'll deal with you later . danielle : i ca n't walk out . derek : your pathetic excuse of a boyfriend dragged you into this mess , and you followed his lead . danielle : yeah , because i ca n't think for myself . derek : i will take care of the charges . you go and you stay with your aunt livia until i get there . danielle : you 're not even going to even ask me what happened ? derek : no , i have seen that performance before , thank you . danielle : you have it all wrong . i 'm not stupid , dad . you do n't have to protect me from reggie . you never did . he 's -- why waste my breath ? do me a favor . derek : i do n't feel real generous right now . danielle : ok , do yourself a favor . talk to reggie , just not all up in his face . he 'll tell you what you need to know . derek : this is one big joke to him ! he does n't respect the law or what we stand for . danielle : give him a reason to respect you , daddy . you 've treated him like dirt since you 've met him . derek : that 's because he is . danielle : what he did today was righteous . jamie , too . you can believe what they have to say . i swear you can . derek : ok , you said what you had to say . i 'll see you at home . danielle : no . if reggie and jamie are guilty , then so am i . derek : danielle , stop playing . danielle : i 'm not playing , i 'm very serious . i demand equal and fair treatment under the law . cuff me , toss me in a cell , and hold me for trial . reggie : tell him , dani . danielle : what ? have you run out of handcuffs ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : so he 's about my size . maybe a little heavier -- 180 , 190 pounds . uh -- he had brown hair . he 's a white guy . and he was wearing sunglasses , so i could n't see his eye color . lt . perry : expensive sunglasses ? j.r. : no , this guy was low end . he was wearing big sunglasses , like 10 or 20 years old . he had on a blue hooded sweatshirt , jeans -- i ca n't tell you which brand , but gray running shoes with black laces . lt . perry : any facial hair ? mustache or goatee ? j.r. : yeah , he had a bushy mustache . i really could n't see his hair color because it was underneath the hood . lt . perry : tattoos ? jewelry ? j.r. : no . no rings , not even a watch . lt . perry : anything else ? j.r. : um -- no , that 's it . lt . perry : get it out to all units , carver . j.r. : you know , if that guy knows what 's good for him , he 'd be 100 miles away from here and he 'd keep moving . lt . perry : well , we 'll have you look at some pictures , maybe work with a sketch artist . j.r. : ok . anything . lt . perry : mrs. chandler , you said you were distracted by a little boy ? babe : yeah . it was just for a second or two . lt . perry : that 's all it takes . j.r. : what do you think , it 's some sort of setup ? lt . perry : well , we ca n't rule out anything . babe : no , this was a little boy , and his mom was standing right there . j.r. : well , why did n't she tie his shoes for him ? babe : i guess i was closer . lt . perry : that boy and his mother -- did you see them leave ? bianca : no . there was just too much going on . lt . perry : all right , we 'll finish up the paperwork at the station . you are one lucky couple . these cases are n't usually resolved so quickly , or so happily . you want a lift to the station ? j.r. : no , i 'll follow you in my car . babe : we 'll -- we 'll take our car . i can carry bess for a little while . j.r. : no , it 's ok , i got her . babe : j.r. , please tell me that you do n't hate me . [ bess cries ] j.r. : the only thing that i 'm worried about right now is making sure that this never happens again . [ scene_break ] anita : tad , please tell me everything that you know about my husband . krystal : got any coffee brewing in here ? tad : yeah . like you do n't know where it is . anita : look , this divorce is n't something that i can take back . tad : look , do me a favor , anita . do n't ask me for relationship advice , ok ? i mean , i can find anybody for you . when it comes to love , i 've just come up snake eyes too many times . krystal : oh , come on , tad . why do n't you just tell the woman what she needs to hear . tad : until recently , of course . what happened to making the coffee ? krystal : i 'm going . anita just needs to know whether or not those divorce papers were a good idea , huh ? tad : from me ? i mean , we barely know each other . krystal : i 'd hate it if i had to leave too soon . tad : tease . anita : look , tad , aidan must have reported everything back to you . tad : not necessarily . i mean -- look , the fact is , we were n't looking for an affair . we were just hired to find erica and then protect her . you know , we did n't bug her bedroom . but if it means anything to you , aidan never said anything to me that would lead me to believe that he and erica were , you know , doing something in the bedroom . anita : yeah , if it 's true . tad : oh , please . like i 'm going to make bobby look good for you ? let 's review . you were there when he got kelsey pregnant and skipped town . i do n't care what happens to bobby . you do . that 's your problem . i 'm sorry if that sounds harsh . anita : ok , no -- i mean , i know that bobby and erica were n't -- it 's just that he lied to me , and i do n't know if that 's something i can forgive . [ scene_break ] bobby : you do n't have to drive me away , too . i 'm not here about you or erica , all right ? kendall : thank god my mother escaped you . thank god . simone : oh ! well , hello again . you looking for me ? kendall : you can have him . he 's yours . just get him out of my sight , please . simone : ok . well , you can take me to lunch . i 'm starving . you do remember me , right ? from the airport ? bobby : yeah , i remember . simone : thank god there 's a god . bobby : look , i 'm not leaving here until i 've gotten what i want . simone : and that 's not me ? ryan : greenlee does n't have to talk to you . greenlee : but i will . someplace else so we can pretend this is a business . this way . ryan : so , you having fun ? jonathan : yeah . it 's like being sent to war with a ping - pong paddle instead of a gun . ryan : yeah , well , what 's life without challenges , right ? they did n't prep you for this in business school ? jonathan : no . no , i did n't go to finances and ex - fiancées 101 . [ ryan laughs ] greenlee : ok . so , anita decided to go with the divorce . bobby : what did you say to her ? greenlee : nothing that would send her scrambling for a lawyer . bobby : well , then jackson 's behind it ? greenlee : breaking up your marriage is n't his style . bobby : is it yours ? greenlee : i have everything i want . my life 's great . why would i go out of my way to mess up yours when i barely know you ? bobby : wow . you -- you actually pulled that off . [ scene_break ] reggie : if i had to be on the run with anybody , it 'd be you . you 're fearless . jamie : wait a second . what about me ? reggie : i like her figure better . i mean , if you could sing , you 'd be a perfect 11 . danielle : what happened to 10 ? reggie : you already got that position all locked . danielle : so happens i do sing . reggie : well , prove it . you guys want to hear anything in particular ? she 's taking requests . derek : somebody separate my daughter . danielle : i want to stay here . derek : not your call ! jamie , i 'll start with you . reggie : i got your back , my brother . jamie : thanks . derek : come on , into the interrogation room . reggie : oh , you 're going to move to a cell with a guy named bubba . you 're going to be calling home to mommy for a very long time . seth : i wo n't get sentenced . this wo n't even go to trial . reggie : oh , you 're wrong because i 'm going to do everything in my power to make sure you get everything that 's coming to you , even if i got to go along with you to keep you company . [ scene_break ] jamie : i was n't buying any drugs . derek : oh , so you just stumbled in and you did n't notice the pills and the drugs all over the floor ? jamie : i was n't after his stash . derek : so why were you there , jamie , huh ? known drug dealer , you and reggie and danielle ? jamie : i had a score to settle with seth . derek : come on , reggie was all over the floor scooping the stuff up . jamie : with dani . is this about a drug bust or reggie ? derek : i had you kids nailed . jamie : then i might as well lawyer up now . derek : that 's not necessary if you cooperate . jamie : cooperate how ? derek : i do n't want to see good people get hurt . you , your mom . i mean , brooke should n't have to go through a long and embarrassing trial just , because you were hanging out with the wrong people . jamie : meaning reggie . derek : hey , he 'd flip on you in a heartbeat . but if you help us first , i think we can let you walk . jamie : i know my rights , chief frye . i do n't have to say anything . but i 'm telling you the truth . i was n't looking to buy any drugs . derek : what about reggie ? was he looking for seth to sell him anything ? jamie : reggie and i were working together to settle something with seth . something personal . derek : oh , come on . you got to give me more than that . jamie : seth messed someone up -- a friend of mine -- with his drugs . i ca n't let something like that go . derek : so , you and reggie were looking to jump him , to beat him up ? jamie : no , but he deserves it . thanks to seth , that girl almost died . derek : oh , so you confronted the big , bad drug dealer , and he just handed over all of his merchandise ? jamie : fine , you do n't believe me . danielle : nobody knows the trouble i 've seen nobody knows -- reggie : that 's it , dani . you are the one and only perfect 11 ! danielle : my sorrow . i 'm sorry , did i disturb your concentration ? derek : you all warmed up ? you ready to talk ? because i will gladly skip to you . [ scene_break ] krystal : excuse me . you know , forgive me , but i think we get so used to our men screwing up that one false move and we just slap them down before we hear the full story . tad : oh , for god 's sake . krystal : where are you going ? tad : the only reason women think we screw up all the time is they associate stupidity with not giving a damn . i 'm going to go rotate the tires . krystal : why do n't you sit down , ok , and listen up . you might learn something you can pass around to your brotherhood . anita : i confronted bobby about erica . krystal : and he denied it ? anita : yeah . and then i find out that -- that she 's staying and working at his hotel . krystal : ok , well , refresh my memory , but where does it say in the marriage vows anything about lying ? anita : well , there is n't anything . krystal : well , exactly . because every time a woman says , `` honey , do i look fat in this dress ? `` poor husband is going to be facing alimony payments . anita : lying counts to me . krystal : i know . i 'm not saying that it should n't . it 's just -- it 's just not always black and white , ok ? you have to consider the motivation . anita : no , the truth is the truth . krystal : have n't you ever told a lie just to keep from hurting somebody ? you know , because you love them and you wanted to protect them ? anita : i -- i guess i have . krystal : i 'm just saying , do n't let a half - truth throw you onto the rocks , ok ? i 'll tell you what , let 's play a game . let 's pretend that you 're filling out one of those applications for one of those singles love connection things , right ? ok , what are the must - haves for your perfect man , the man you want to spend eternity with ? tad : here . your clock starts now . [ scene_break ] bobby : so , how did you land him ? greenlee : you thought i was an idiot for hanging on to ryan . bobby : because he was into another woman . kendall . greenlee : but you also encouraged me . dreams are worth it . i did n't have to do much except wait for her to self - destruct . she went down in flames and made me look fantastic . bobby : well , congratulations . that 's -- that 's great . i 'm really happy for you . you got any advice ? greenlee : i 'm wearing ryan 's ring . if i can do the impossible , so can you . ryan : what is this ? simone : oh , that 's our new holiday packaging . ryan : hey , hockett , think fast . oh , ho - ho , nice catch . you 've been playing some ball , huh ? jonathan : yeah , since i was 6 . i 've been working on my hitting , too . ryan : yeah , i want a demo . simone : yeah , well , you can hit on me . actually , what i was going to say is that you may not think of it to look at me , but i 'm actually a very big sports advocate . jonathan : yeah ? simone : yeah , mm - hmm . jonathan : i need to go to a gym . got any ideas ? simone : yeah , mine . i can take you . it 's fabulous . jonathan : what kind of equipment do they have ? simone : lots . chrome , weights , elliptical , alpine . you know , high - tech , sweat- producing type of things . jonathan : right . simone : rock climbing , boxing things . jonathan : not a ring ? ryan : oh , i do n't want to drop you to the canvas already there , little brother . jonathan : you could n't . ryan : what are you talking about ? i 'm the one who created the lavery bob - and- weave with the old man , remember ? simone : ooh . ryan : ok , not funny . simone : you know , if you guys are aching for a rematch , i could be in your corner . ryan : both of us ? simone : yeah , yeah . you know , i know a lot about boxing . mia taught me . you know , she even took me to that winky sugar fight . oh , my gosh , i could wear one of those little outfits and carry the ring card . did i actually say that out loud ? jonathan : yeah . simone : you know , i have a better idea . why do n't i take you , and we 'll share a steam . we 'll blow off work . they have co - ed steam rooms . ok , i 'll just go . you know what , that 's a good idea anyways . ryan : hey . focus . jonathan : hey . [ scene_break ] danielle : why do n't you yell ? derek : because i might not be able to stop . you have made this more difficult than it had to be . danielle : me ? you do n't listen . derek : before you say anything else that can do lasting damage to this relationship , like it or not , i 'm a cop ! danielle : tell me about it . derek : it 's a job . no , for me , it 's a calling . i take it very seriously . you do n't . you 've made that very clear . reggie : yo , jamie . seth told me that j.r. paid his way out of town . jamie : what ? reggie : j.r. wanted seth out of town really , really bad . ca n't you use that ? jamie : it fits . reggie : no , i 'm just saying , just in case you have to cover your tracks . it 's not like you have any tracks to cover , though . jamie : yeah , it just makes me think that j.r. [ scene_break ] j.r. : listen , what 's up with the handcuffs , huh ? the guys in handcuffs -- they 're all under arrest ? lt . perry : mr. chandler , we 're over here . j.r. : i know two of those guys ! lt . perry : we do n't comment on ongoing investigations . babe : j.r. , what is going on with jamie ? j.r. : i do n't know . listen , jamie martin is my stepbrother . is there anything we can do to help ? anything at all ? lt . perry : yeah , the best thing for you to do right now is to go through these mug shots . babe : no , wait , if we can help him -- lt . perry : i 'll see what i can find out for you . babe : i do n't even recognize that other guy . do you , j.r. ? j.r. : listen , we 'll get jamie the best attorney in town . babe : what do you think happened ? j.r. : you know what , babe ? we got to get through these pictures , ok ? lt . perry : now , if the creep that grabbed your kid has been convicted before , he 'll be in this book . babe : ok , can you just tell jamie for us , please ? lt . perry : will do , mrs. chandler . i 'd like you to just go through these and see if you recognize anyone . babe : i did n't even see the man . lt . perry : you might have seen someone who walked past you just minutes before , or someone just hanging around . babe : i -- i did n't even notice anything . the only thing i noticed was that little boy and his mom . lt . perry : the thing is , mrs. chandler , frequently the kidnapper has staked out the child he 's after . so he watches the family , their comings and goings . j.r. : do you think it 's anybody that we know ? babe : no . no way would somebody we know do that . they 'd have to be crazy . lt . perry : most likely , it 's someone you 've seen around before but do n't know . [ scene_break ] derek : ok , slick , you 're up . jamie ? jamie : good luck . j.r. does n't seem too psyched to see us . seth : so why you telling me ? jamie : well , you ca n't have a lot of friends . does n't every last one count ? seth : go to hell . reggie : listen , frye , this little silent treatment thing is not going to cut it . try something else . derek : how 'd you get over on so many good people ? jackson , bianca , jamie , my daughter , completely taken in by you . reggie : of course you would n't notice my natural charm , huh ? derek : you 're not worth tobacco spit , and they all protect you . reggie : all right , listen . chief frye , you want to know how i did it ? i drugged them . yeah , that 's what i did ! that 's why i 'm here ! because i was doping my family ! i like to keep my family and friends high ! derek : stop ! [ scene_break ] maggie : hey . bianca : god , i have nothing . what about you ? maggie : nothing . bianca : i must have asked two dozen moms and four dozen kids . nobody has seen anyone matching that description . maggie : well , at least he did n't get away with bess . bianca : thank god . babe must be so relieved . maggie : she 's one lucky woman . bianca : she still has our bess , safe and sound . let 's just do one last run of the park . maggie : we looked all around . i mean , the cops are out . bianca : i know , but it 'll be worth it if we can just get one lead on the kidnapper . maggie : what are you thinking ? bianca : bess is a chandler . they 're high profile and very well off . maggie : you think she was targeted ? bianca : well , i think that babe and bess might both be targets , simply because babe is married to j.r . [ scene_break ] tad : `` sense he 's human `` ? kind of goes with a dinner , does n't it ? anita : `` humor . `` tad : `` humor . `` yeah , humor . so then i guess that this is n't `` eatsy `` ? anita : `` sexy . `` tad : `` sexy . `` ah , yeah , sexy -- it 's always a good thing to have . you know something ? with a chicken scratch like this , you should n't have stopped at physician 's assistant . you could 've gone all the way to chief of staff . krystal : keep reading . tad : `` soul food . `` your perfect man must have a background in home southern cooking ? anita : `` soulful . `` tad : ah , yes . so , just out of curiosity , how soulful are we talking ? a guy comes home , makes a couple martinis , puts on a little marvin ? anita : he has to have soulful eyes . krystal : that is important . [ krystal laughs ] tad : ah , yes . i see you must have had me in mind when you wrote out this list because i get this all the time . `` kind and modest . `` krystal : well , that -- that is smart . that 's very smart . i mean , a lot of these close - to - perfect guys are so full of themselves that they do n't have room in their lives for anybody else . tad : is that aimed at me ? krystal : only the close - to - perfect part . [ tad babbles ] [ krystal laughs ] tad : and last but not least -- i 'm not even going to try . krystal : uh -- i pass . anita : `` openly verbalizes his feelings and thoughts . `` tad : what a wimp . krystal : all right , now , how many of these traits does bobby have ? he must have quiet a few . you married him , right ? anita : well , i -- i left out honest , loyal , and true . tad : you want a guy or a boy scout ? what are you looking at me for ? she wrote it . krystal : listen , anita , nobody is going to have all this 100 % of the time . i mean , they say prince charming could n't tell a joke to save his life . are you really going to dump bobby just because he -- he fudged on an erica kane question ? i think he was just trying to help her keep her secret . tell her , tad . tad : she 's right . fact is , we 've had our own brushes with secrets and lies . krystal : and -- and we fought about them . but after we yelled and slammed a few doors , then we got over it . tad : in relationships , that 's just how it is . krystal : now , listen , this is just a drill . are you really ready to put this online ? you know , make one of those `` hi , i 'm anita , are you my perfect mate `` tapes ? or better yet , you want your mother bringing home her idea of the perfect bachelor ? tad : oh , bobby 's sounding better already , and i do n't even like him . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'll tell anita that you and erica were not messing around . bobby : yeah , yeah , but i lied about knowing where erica was . you know , and now it 's snowballed into all these major trust issues . greenlee : well , they creep into almost every relationship eventually . i 'll get through to her . bobby : no . no , no , no . if someone 's going to do it , it 's going to be me . hey , who would have thought that you and i would bond , hmm ? greenlee : life is full of surprises . bobby : i 'm not giving up on anita . greenlee : you should n't . you clearly love her . i should go downstairs . bobby : ok . thanks . greenlee : no problem . hang out here as long as you want . kendall : well , howdy , bobbo . why do n't we make a deal that 'll get you everything you want ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : you finished with this page ? babe : yeah . i 've never seen any of them . j.r. : yeah , neither have i . [ bess cries ] j.r. : it 's all right . i got her . [ scene_break ] derek : you 're sprouting pharmaceuticals because you 're a humanitarian ? reggie : you know what , we got a breakthrough here . you 're a natural - born einstein , frye . derek : oh , oh , you were going to destroy all those drugs . forget about the street value -- you just wanted to protect the youth of pine valley ! do you expect me to believe that ? reggie : i do n't expect you to believe anything that makes sense ! the only explanations you want to hear are the ones you make up yourself , so are we done here ? derek : send in that one . hey , let 's go . reggie : how 's dani holding up ? jamie : she 's as nervous as we are . she 's just not as good at hiding it . reggie : what did i miss ? jamie : they got j.r. and babe searching through mug shots . i do n't know , like a purse snatching or something . something did happen . reggie : well , if seth does n't talk , will you ? [ scene_break ] seth : i have nothing to say to you . derek : well , once you involve outsiders , i wo n't feel as generous . seth : outsiders like , what , an attorney ? see , i 'm not like these burned - out junkies you like to railroad . i talk to no one without my lawyer present . derek : fine , let 's go . come on . maloney , read these punks their rights again and process them through on possession with intent . get their prints and their pics , and after their phone calls , lock them down . ofc . maloney : all right . let 's go . danielle : wait ! derek : no , you wait . this is a one - way trip . do n't take it for a guy like reggie . [ scene_break ] j.r. : hey , that cop over there would n't let me talk to you . what 's going on ? jamie : just the wrong place , wrong time . reggie and i paid seth a visit when he got busted . j.r. : do n't worry , i 'll get barry shire down here , his whole firm , get you out in a minute . jamie : thanks , but i 'll just call my dad . we 'll work it out . j.r. : what are you doing hanging around that guy , anyway ? jamie : i wanted to make sure that babe never gets messed with again . [ scene_break ] anita : i 'm really sorry i busted in . it really helped a lot . krystal : are you reconsidering the divorce ? anita : well , i 'm nowhere near as sure as i was , but i definitely have a lot to think about . bye . tad : goodbye . krystal : take care . tad : you 're a hell of a woman , krystal carey . i mean it . you 're close to perfect . krystal : only close ? what do i have to do to get there ? tad : just promise me we 'll never go crazy like that over some silly secrets and lies . [ scene_break ] bobby : i do n't do business with people who want to rip my throat out through my nose . kendall : anything your greedy little heart desires , i can give to you . a bottomless bank account , your wife , fame -- you name it , it 's yours . bobby : ok , how about you hop back into that little lamp you smoked out of , and i 'll cork it right back up , ok ? kendall : i 'm not kidding with you , bobby . bobby : ok , wave your magic wand . give me what i want . kendall : no , it 's not going to be that simple . it 's going to be a big risk for the two of us , but it 's so going to be worth it . finally , you can have everything you 've ever wanted . i guarantee it . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i really appreciate you taking the time to talk to me . ok . yeah , that would be great . all right , i 'll talk to you then . bye . ryan : hey . so before bobby warner burst in here , i put the kendall question on the table . do you think you can handle working with her 24/7 ? greenlee : i just got off the phone with brady soames . i got the sweetest deal ever . kendall who ? she 's no threat to us anymore . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , we hit the expiration date on this deal in about five minutes . bobby : ok , i 'll bite . you give me the world and my wife back . now , what do i have to do for you ? kendall : seduce greenlee . [ scene_break ] tad : what ? krystal : you trying to seduce me ? tad : actually , i thought you came over to seduce me . which , you know , you 're doing a wonderful job . [ phone rings ] tad : ignore it . krystal : it might be important . [ ring ] tad : i do n't care . anybody who wants any relationship advice is just going to have to wait . tad 's voice : hi , it 's tad . i 'm not home . leave a message . [ answering machine beeps ] derek : tad , i got jamie down here at the station . well , we picked him up on possession with intent . tad : derek , it 's me . i 'm here . what 's wrong ? you 're kidding . yeah . no , do n't . i 'll be right there . krystal : is jamie all right ? tad : he 's been arrested . [ scene_break ] jamie : what 's more important than babe , right ? so , your turn . why are you here ? j.r. : someone tried to take bess . it 's all right . do n't worry about it . everything is fine . lt . perry : mr. chandler , can i ask you some questions about the exact sequence of events at the park ? j.r. : again ? listen , i 'll run it a hundred times if it 'll help . i 'll be right back . so , i saw the guy with the carrier . he could n't make good time , so he just set it down . babe : hey . j.r. told you we 'll pay for your lawyer , right ? jamie : i got to talk to you . babe : well , what is it ? what 's wrong ? jamie : i hate to lay another bombshell on you now , but you got to know . babe , j.r. 's the one who gave you that drug that almost killed you . babe : j.r. did n't drug me . how could you say that ? jamie : it 's not easy , but i am positive j.r. slipped you the drug . babe : yeah , and why would he do that ? jamie : listen to me , babe . you got to be careful . j.r. : hey , guys . what 's going on ? [ next_on ] david : you owe me . krystal : are you threatening me ? jonathan : if kendall tries to get me to sleep with greenlee , i 'll fight it all the way . kendall : do we have a deal ? bobby : how about i seduce you ? jack : you book him , he might go to prison . tad : who are you protecting ? babe : i 'm not going to stop asking . what are you keeping from me ? | after questioning jamie , reggie , and seth separately , derek refuses to listen to his daughter 's pleas for understanding and places everyone under arrest for possession with intent to deliver drugs . reggie informs jamie that j.r. paid off seth to leave town . j.r. tells police that he rescued his baby from the clutches of a kidnapper while his wife just stood by . while j.r. looks through mug shots at the station , jamie cautions babe to be careful because her husband drugged her . |
ryan : we are standing right where it all happened , and i 'm okay . all i can think about is you . all i see is you . and most importantly , i 'm not itching to go postal on anyone . greenlee : and about to get the surprise of your life . ryan : and given your track record , i know it 's going to be amazing . greenlee : seat belt fastened ? here we go . ryan : wait . greenlee : or not . ryan : just before you give me whatever amazing thing you 're about to give me , i have a confession to make . [ scene_break ] jamie : that 's a pretty big word to throw around -- `` love . `` amanda : yeah . especially when the person you 're pitching to ducks . jamie : the person you 're pitching to is n't even in the game . i am totally with babe , amanda , 110 % . amanda : look , i know that , okay ? it has been branded into my skull . and it 's why i did n't want to tell you , but you dragged it out of me . and now it 's hanging between us like a big slab of meat . and now i feel obligated to finish my thought . if i am falling in love with you , jamie martin , it 's your fault . [ scene_break ] babe : little adam asleep ? j.r. : for now . he wanted his grandmother . adam : his grandmother 's been in heaven for the past three years . david : well , maybe it 's time for his grandfather to tell him a story . j.r. : no , no , do n't even think about going near my son . babe : you know what ? for once , i agree with j.r. plant it . adam : how long do we have to endure waiting for these damn dna tests ? di kirby is no more dixie cooney than i am . j.r. : well , you 've cornered the identity - test market , have n't you ? how much longer till we 're put out of our misery ? david : you personally ? there are n't enough days in the year . as for those test results , it 'll be hours before even the fastest lab gets back to us . so we have all the time in the world to bond as one big , happy family . j.r. : oh , goody . david : for crying out loud . if i have to stay in this madhouse one more second longer , i 'm going to lose it . i do n't give a damn who that woman is ! babe : daddy , stop ! adam : until we find the kirby results , this madhouse is your home . j.r. : you put me in a straitjacket once . now , sit down , shut up , or i 'll do it to you . [ scene_break ] di : caught you wishing on a star , did n't i ? tad : no , not at all . i was just having a tête - à - tête with the cosmos . di : are you asking for the dna results to prove that i 'm dixie or that i 'm a fake ? tad : does it really matter either way ? di : you tell me . [ scene_break ] zach : wait a second , where you going ? kendall : maybe you missed something . ryan and greenlee are at the gazebo , i.e . , the place that ryan was shot by his lunatic brother . if you think i 'm going to let greenlee declare motherhood there , then you 're about as crazy as ryan . zach : greenlee is going to tell ryan what she wants where she wants , and we 're only going to step in when she 's in trouble , not before . kendall : but her head is in the clouds , zach . she thinks love can save the day . how many times have i saved greenlee from herself ? today you can add this one to the list . zach : what would you do if i hauled off and smacked you right in the mouth ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan , you do n't have to confess anything . ryan : it 's more like a declaration or a thank - you . i mean , here you stand with me , here of all places . greenlee : i 'm with you anywhere , ryan , always . ryan : the last time when we were here was -- was the first time that i told you that i love you . but now tonight , i just -- i just love you so much more . i mean , you 've stood by me through so much . your faith in me has never faltered , not even for one second . and it 's taken me a while to come full circle , but you have always been in the middle of that circle , waiting so patiently for me to get a clue . well , now i have one , and i 'm telling you right now that whatever else we come across , whatever else happens to us , we will get through it . greenlee : i wo n't say the road 's been obstacle - free , but loving you , ryan -- that 's been the easy part . ryan : so , where 'd you hide my surprise ? greenlee : right here . it 's right here with us . [ scene_break ] kendall : if you pop me in the kisser , i will give you a baby - stopping procedure of your own , courtesy of my size - six stiletto . after that , if you can still walk , you 'd better run . because i will get my nice little stepdaddy over here to give me an annulment , and then i will get everything you own . you still want to take a swipe ? zach : that 's the woman i married . kendall : what is this , a test ? you think this is funny raising my blood pressure ? zach : the difference between you and greenlee is she thinks if she hangs around long enough , she can fix ryan , and that 's a disaster waiting to happen . she ca n't save ryan any more than you can save greenlee . now we 're going to stay here and see what happens . trust me . kendall : you were kind of getting off on the idea of popping me one , were n't you ? zach : never crossed my mind . [ scene_break ] ryan : give me a hint . is it wrapped ? greenlee : it 's in a pretty cute package , if i do say so myself . ryan : like a tiny little scrawny one or a big fat one ? greenlee : i 'll let you decide that when i give it to you , but i 'm warning you -- think before you speak . ryan : do n't make me do this . i hate to guess . just tell me what it is . greenlee : well , maybe it 's invisible to the naked eye . some surprises are intangible . ryan : so it 's here in our midst , and it 's wrapped in a cute , maybe small , maybe large package , and it 's intangible ? for the love of god , woman , just tell me what it is . greenlee : there 's always that option . ryan : i 've never seen you so flipped out about telling me what a surprise is . you know i 'm going to love it , no matter what it is . greenlee : i 've been banking on that for some time now . ryan : well , then what are you waiting for ? give me the surprise of my life . wait . greenlee , it ca n't be . [ scene_break ] jamie : well , you 've got the justification thing down -- props on that -- but i have not even remotely led you on . amanda : i totally agree . you never led me to believe i could be the next babe . jamie : there 's is n't a next babe . amanda : i knew you were going to say that . jamie : good . then it 's really , really clear . amanda : believe me , i have spent hours trying to remind myself of the bond between you two . not because i 'm trying to plot ways to bust you up , but because i really , genuinely like babe ; and i feel , like , this big having these feelings for her guy . jamie : that 's called guilt . it 's life 's funny way of telling you when you 're going down the wrong path . amanda : yeah , well , do n't worry , ok ? i 'd never be stupid enough to think that i could actually take you away from babe . even i know the difference between having a chance and total humiliation . jamie : well , then let 's go back to talking about your job hunt or my bike parts and forget that the l - word even crossed your lips . amanda : you act as if i really wanted to put my heart on the chopping block . the only reason i told you is because i thought maybe you should know . jamie : and somehow this is my fault ? amanda : you 're not like any guy i 've ever met before . jamie : i 'm just like everybody else . amanda : not even close . that is what started all this , and i did n't know how to deal with it . i still do n't . and if there is one thing that i am good at it , it is dealing with guys . i know what they 're thinking before they do . i know exactly where their eyes are going to go right after they tell me mine are sexy . i know how their faces flinch when they say they 're single , and they 're really not . hmm . your face does n't do that . you actually look at me when i 'm talking to you and care about what i say back . and most of all , you 've got this incredible true - love thing with babe , and it is amazing . and there was me , on the outside looking in , envying , wishing that there was a guy like you for me , and it somehow got twisted until i was wishing you were the guy for me . jamie : i am not the only good guy in the world , amanda . amanda : shows what you know . there are a lot more j.r.s out there on the market than jamies . ugh , why ca n't you just be a self - centered piece of crud like your brother ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : oh , man , just give me one good reason to level you . you have no idea how bad i want to hit something right now . david : oh , yeah ? j.r. : yeah . david : well , your old man looks like he could use a jolt . adam : do you really think that we 're going to let you walk out of this house and tamper with that dna evidence ? you , the man who brought the dixie impostor into this house in the first place ? babe : and if j.r. does n't knock you out , i will . david : you are not going to turn on me , babe . babe : oh , the heck i wo n't . i am so sick of your schemes and your plots and your hurting people . jamie and tad and j.r. -- they love dixie . so if you brought in some fake to wreck their lives , so help me -- david : and what about your life , babe ? has n't j.r. trashed it enough already ? he and adam deserve everything they get , and that includes tad ! what 's the point ? do you at least have a digital tv somewhere in this -- babe : oh , no , no , no , not so fast ! i do n't like you so much right now , but you 're my father , and if we 're going to get through this -- and that is a big if -- you need to get clued in on the rules you failed to learn about being a parent . j.r. : maybe you should audit this class . babe : first rule -- do n't use your children to get back at your enemies . david : i never did that , ever ! babe : and rule number two -- do n't contradict your child , especially when you 're lying your face off . i am so sick of you using me as an excuse to launch attacks on the people that you hate . david : babe , you 've got this whole thing turned upside down . everything i have done has been -- babe : oh , was what , to care for me , to watch after me ? you know what , that is a load . it 's to get back at the people that you hate . david : look , i never tried to hurt anyone . i thought i was helping dixie get back to her family . adam : could he possibly be in so deep that he really thinks that woman is dixie ? j.r. : maybe he does . maybe she is . [ scene_break ] di : we always did share a fondness for irony , did n't we ? tad : are you asking rhetorically as dixie because you already know the answer , or di because you want to find out whether or not that 's the case ? di : the irony is that i did my damnedest not to let you find out about those years after the accident , because i did n't want you to think less of me . now look what 's happened . you absolutely loathe the sight of me . tad : that 's not true . i do n't loathe the sight of you . di : if you do n't hate me , you should . tad : nah . i think you 're miserable enough as it is . you do n't need me piling on . di : all the secrets and the lies were meant to avoid the scene we 're playing right now . i did n't want you to find out about the prison time . i wanted to protect myself from what i 'd done , and i 'm losing even more of your respect and love . tad : you know , if i learned anything , it 's that if you let yourself want something too much , you spend the rest of your life afraid to lose it . di : you know , i always told j.r. and jamie that the lies will catch up with you no matter how hard you try and prevent it . you think they finally got the message ? tad : with the two of us as examples ? yeah , i think it 's a pretty safe bet . di : hmm . [ after listening in on tad and di 's conversation for a while , krystal runs off . ] tad : what are you trying to do here ? you just want to make sure that i do n't hate you ? di : is that possible ? tad : i already told you , i do n't . i do n't care one way or the other . no way . di : oh , my goodness . tad : oh , my god . di : it 's the northern lights . oh , it looks like heaven 's trying to tell us something . tad : tell us nothing . i 'd say they 're coming through loud and clear . di : what do you think it 's saying ? tad : it 's saying that no matter how hard or long we worry about our troubles , in the end , we 're just not that important . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan , what 's going on ? what happened to you 'll `` love my surprise no matter what `` ? ryan : you telling me that you arranged the aurora borealis ? greenlee : oh , my god , ryan . ryan : i mean , do you have any idea how rare this is this far south ? greenlee : the colors all shimmer . ryan : first i tell you that i believe in our future , and now this . greenlee : a blessing , straight from the sun . even the universe loves us , ryan . ryan : we ca n't go wrong . [ scene_break ] david : you know something ? while i 'm here , why do n't i use this time wisely ? i think i 'm going to tell you all the entire history of my love affair with dixie , starting right from the moment when she came to me with her first heart problems . oh , yes , i did heal her heart -- in so many more ways than one . babe : oh , stop it , dad ! j.r. : get him out of here before i kill him ! adam : come on , hayward . come get your food before somebody rips your head off . david : that 's more like it ! oh , and , j.r. , do n't worry . look , i 'm not going to lose my place . i want to make sure that you hear every precious detail . babe : oh , and , daddy -- chew carefully because if you choke , we 're not saving you . j.r. : all right . what 's really going on ? you trying to convince me that you 've reformed or something ? babe : j.r. , i 'm so sorry that i told you our son was dead . [ scene_break ] amanda : i do n't blame you for leaving . jamie : should 've known you 'd be here when i got back . amanda : yeah , well , i did n't want to leave things weird between us , and , hey , i figured since i 'm about two seconds from being bounced out of here anyway , why not get it all off my chest ? so for the record , i 've always had a crush on you , ok ? this is nothing new . jamie : it 's about time you got over that , do n't you think ? amanda : exactly . and i will get over you . it 'll just a little longer than i 'm used to . but , hey , i mean , i 'm always up for new experiences . maybe i 'll actually learn something out of all this . jamie : all right , so i 'm better than j.r. and your average serial killer , but beyond that it 's no big deal . amanda : i hate to break it to you , but you 're -- you 're , like , perfect . everything you do -- working your fingers to the bone working on these bikes and giving up your medical dreams , living in this one - bedroom piece of crud above a garage -- i mean , it is all for the woman that you love . do you have any idea how that makes girls like me swoon ? jamie : i love babe . does n't make me special . amanda : in my book it does . i mean , babe deserves the best . i mean , she 's walking perfection , too . i mean , i 've got it going on , but i could never compete with the likes of her . jamie : nobody 's perfect , amanda . not me , not even babe . [ scene_break ] babe : i took little adam , because it was the only way that i could be with him , and because i loved him so much . but i never should 've written that letter the way that i did . i never should 've told you that he died . j.r. : what is this ? `` babe clears her conscience `` day ? i mean , you think you say a few nice words , just everything will be better ? babe : no , i really do n't think that . but i do know you better than you think i do , j.r . i know what your mama 's death meant to you and how hard it was to find out that that death was a lie . and if di is n't really dixie , it could be like your mama died all over again . i can see how much all of this is hurting you , j.r. , and i know how much i hurt you . so i just wanted to say that i 'm sorry . j.r. : so i 'll do what ? give you more time with little adam ? or how about i set up dr. james martin for the nobel prize in medicine , huh ? babe : your mama raised a good man , and i did used to see him on a regular basis . i 'm just hoping that he 's still in there , because we really have n't seen much of him lately . i really hope that dixie 's come home . j.r. : oh . so the good man that dixie raised comes back ? babe : so some of your pain can finally go away . j.r. , i know that your mama means the world to you , just like my mama means the world to me . that 's the kind of mom i want to be . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , great . finally you agree we should come here , and they 're gone . zach : maybe they went back to the suite . kendall : no , but what if greenlee told ryan that she 's pregnant , and he freaked out , and he took it out on her ? zach : she would 've found you . kendall : no , i should 've come out here earlier , zach . i have to go and find them . what is that ? zach : i believe those are the northern lights . kendall : i think it 's a sign . zach : a sign ? kendall : yeah , yeah , a sign . i mean , look at where we are , zach . this is where he shot at ryan last september . zach : i do n't -- i do n't understand . kendall : love , love . it took me to the darkest place of my soul . zach : i do n't understand about those things . kendall : no , this is why i freaked out when ryan and greenlee were here -- because of how i felt that night when i was here . zach : how did you feel ? kendall : i felt lost . lost in pain and rage . like the only way i could get rid of my pain was to inflict it on someone else . that 's what happens to me when i fail in love , which is why i never want to fall in love ever again . but look at me . i 'm here . i 'm still standing . i did n't fall back into the darkness . i do n't know , maybe the sky is just washing me clean of the nightmare i felt that night . maybe i 'm finally free of it all . zach : it 's a sight to see . what ? what 's wrong with you ? kendall : me ? zach : come on , you see some lights in the sky , you get all soft on me ? do n't do that . kendall : no , what ? oh , ok , hardly . i -- i still do not believe in love at all . i think it 's crazy , and i do n't want to fall in love ever again . it 's not right for me . i believe that love is crazy - making . it can destroy people . zach : might be destroying ryan and greenlee as we speak . kendall : yeah , but what if these lights are a sign for ryan and greenlee , also ? i mean , what if -- what if ryan 's nightmare was erased like mine ? zach : greenlee decided to get pregnant against her husband 's wishes . i do n't think magic lights are going to make that disappear . kendall : yeah , but , zach , love works for some people , and maybe it 'll work for them . tonight 's a special night . maybe ryan will be saved . [ scene_break ] singer : best friends are hard to find , true love is rarer still [ ryan takes greenlee to bed . ] [ scene_break ] amanda : i 'm sorry if i 've shredded our friendship , but i thought it was better than to lie and pretend that nothing was going on . i mean , i really value our friendship , jamie , and i 'm sorry if coming clean put an end to it . but i 'm not sorry that i told you . jamie : you owned up to what 's going on with you . and that actually means something to me . [ scene_break ] krystal : jamie loves you like nobody 's business . babe : yeah , but sometimes it takes more than love , and you 'll be the first one to admit it . krystal : and i stand by that . but you and jamie have more than love . you 've got what it takes for the long haul . you 've got respect , self - sacrifice , admiration , compassion , history . when a couple has that , it just would n't be right to let that love slip away , especially over something like this . babe : well , from your mouth to his ears . krystal : you know what , i feel like talking to jamie . i just hate being the cause of a rift between you two . babe : no . you are not taking this on yourself , mama . it was my decision to keep the info about di from jamie , and , if given the opportunity , i would do it all again . because you 're free , and that really means the world to me . krystal : oh , you know , jamie just needs some time to be alone , let his brain uncoil . he 's going to come around . babe : i hope you 're right . but i 'm not so sure that you are . [ scene_break ] jamie : what 's the point in keeping secrets and telling lies ? sooner or later , they always come out . amanda : yeah , and usually when you least want them to . jamie : and then what are you left with ? you have anger , resentment , and pain . where 's the win in that ? amanda : people keep secrets because they 're afraid of what they 'll lose , usually love . jamie : yeah , but what good is love if you ca n't trust a person to understand the choices you made , if you have to lie to keep it going ? amanda : jamie , i 'm so glad that you said that . i mean , that is exactly how i feel . that is why i risked everything to let you know how i feel about you . above all , i want us to have truth and honesty . that 's the cornerstone of any relationship , whether it be friendship or otherwise . [ scene_break ] [ after a bra - clad greenlee teases ryan with a peacock feather , he kisses her all over . ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : yeah . little adam : puzzle . babe : yes , it is . j.r. : well , i think it 's past little adam 's bedtime . i think it 's time for him to go night - night . hey , how about you laying him down . babe : i 'd really like that . thank you . you ready to go night - night ? come on . one , two whoo ! hi , mister . want to say good night ? j.r. : all right . all right , little adam , daddy will see you in the morning . little adam : ok . j.r. ok . [ babe takes little adam upstairs . ] j.r. : yeah , hi , this is j.r. chandler . i was just curious about those dna tests , if they 've come in yet , the results . oh no , that 's fine . listen , i 'll just -- i 'll give you a call back later . [ j.r. wistfully glances at a family picture of himself , di , and his son . ] [ scene_break ] krystal : would you get off my back about david ? i did not invite him here . adam : somebody 's going to have to get him out of here , because i 'm going to lose it and throw him out on his thick skull . krystal : what did he do now ? adam : he opened a whole wheel of brie for one cracker . krystal : i think you can afford it . adam : well , fine . fine , i 'll use the wheel of brie as a blunt instrument and eat the evidence . krystal : i 'll talk to david . you do n't have to bribe me with expensive bubbly . adam : oh , no , no , no , this is entirely unrelated . this is a toast , a real toast to to you , your first night out of prison , and to those dna test results . krystal : you 're being far too nice to me . adam : maybe i owe you . you and your daughter have given me a great gift . i will never forgive you for what you did to my son , but as soon as di kirby is proved a fraud , i 'll have nobody but the two of you to thank . krystal : is this stuff getting to me already ? i mean i -- i thought you 'd be furious at us for backing you into a corner and making you spring me out of prison . adam : fury does n't begin to describe it , but i was very impressed that babe took the risk , that she fought so hard for you . krystal , that girl loves you more than she loves herself . krystal : and i love her the same way . adam : well , i hoped one day j.r. would feel that way about me , but i do n't -- i do n't think that 's going to happen . krystal : well , might not be too late to fix that . adam : well , um yeah , i 'm going to make sure hayward has n't found his way into my wine cellar . tad : krystal ? there 's a nasty rumor going around that you are trying to avoid me . care to confirm or deny ? krystal : maybe it 's both . [ scene_break ] david : chandler staff are all exchanging theories on what those lights mean . want to hear what i think ? di : no , not really . david : i think it 's nature 's way of telling you that you are making the biggest mistake of your life . di : wow ! all of this is just for me ? who knew i was so important ? david : who knew you were so foolish ? you 're one misstep away from a total catastrophe . di : how 's that , david ? because -- because i 'm not following your orders ? because i cut you out of the loop and took control ? david : no . because you 're still here . hell , you 're not even packed . do n't you know that when you 're about to be busted , you run for the hills ? di : oh , i do n't see you running . david : hey , as much as i may be perceived as evil incarnate , there 's really nothing they can do to me . now , you on the other hand , you 're five more years in prison just waiting to happen . di : let me guess what your next words are going to be . `` you need my help . `` david : you 're going to need somebody 's help . if you think martin 's going to forgive you for pretending to be his ex - wife , you 're not only stupid , you 're out of your mind . and junior ? i can see it now . he 'll be burning you at the stake , with adam lighting the fire and palmer bringing marshmallows . so as much as you hate to hear this , di , the truth is this -- i am your last , your best , and your only hope . [ scene_break ] [ when the doorbell rings , babe opens the door to jamie . ] [ scene_break ] krystal : you have no intention of backing out of your marriage proposal to me ? tad : hell , no . krystal : all right . then i am backing out of your marriage proposal to me . tad : you ca n't do that . krystal : i can do it . tad : no , you ca n't . krystal : i can . i can say no . and that 's what i 'm saying , tad . there 's no marriage between us , never . do i make myself clear now ? [ scene_break ] david : so you 're going to see this through , huh ? you 're about to be uncovered as a fraud , and yet you 're determined to stick it out ? di : all right , you worry about your future , i 'll worry about mine . this is my family . this is where i belong . it 's where i should 've always been . and i 'm not leaving them now . david : holy cow . i just figured it out . [ scene_break ] zach : so you want to bet your half of the casino that love itself will cure ryan ? kendall : not really . now , do n't get me wrong . i 'm pulling for them to work this out . zach : yeah , self - destructive men should n't have children . it does n't matter how they were conceived . you know that , and i know that . kendall : ok , well , i 'm trying to be the supportive , nonjudgmental friend that my husband told me to be . does n't mean i 've forgotten how dangerous ryan 's become . zach : you know what ? maybe greenlee is the dangerous one , because she believes 100 % that she 's doing the right thing . but , you know , these lights up here ? they 're going to be nothing compared to the fireworks that go off in that vip suite when she tells him the truth . [ scene_break ] ryan : you know , in mythology , a peacock could dine on the most poisonous fruit and turn it into a nutritious fruit to make him beautiful . no matter how dark or how dangerous it was before , he would be transformed into this striking creature . greenlee : hmm . like us . we came out of some pretty dark places . we transformed all the bad memories into pure love . still have n't gotten your surprise . ryan : hmm . you restored my faith . that 's the best surprise i could ever have . greenlee : do n't be so sure . ryan : all right , you think you can blow me away ? go ahead . what is it ? greenlee : i love you . i could n't be full of more love for you than i am right now at this very moment . ryan , i 'm pregnant . [ next_on ] ryan ( to greenlee ) : you swore on our love that you would never , ever get pregnant . j.r. ( to babe and jamie ) : looks like my brother 's finally dumping the trash . krystal ( to di ) : you keep the misery going for tad , i will destroy you . adam ( to david ) : i can smell the fear on you . be afraid . | in the sky , their are northern lights . all interested parties to dixie are stranded at the chandler house , unable to leave until the dna test results come back to confirm whether or not di is the real dixie . babe admits to jr that she is genuinely sensitive to how he loves his mom and she apologizes to him for letting him believe their son died . that really surprises him . tad tells krystal he wants to marry her , regardless of what the dna proves . but she tells him she refuses . david still believes that this woman is di kirby , scamming dixie 's family and she will be in a lot worse trouble than he will be when they find out the truth . but she does not seem worried . amanda tells jamie she is in love with him but realizes he has a relationship that she can not and will not break up . greenlee and ryan have their evening together . they see the northern lights and confirm that their love can conquer everything . kendall and zach also see it and believe the same for ryan and greenlee . greenlee finally admits to her husband that she is pregnant . |
[ music plays at fusion 's photo shoot as ava poses ] singer : when it 's right when it 's right when it 's right when it 's right kendall : all right . ok , good . you guys , take five and let 's get set up . it 's time to move on to the day shoot . good job , ava . all right , come on ! let 's get moving . that was the easy part . ava : this is just so much harder than i thought . greenlee : well , that 's why we usually hire professionals . annie : lay off , greenlee . babe : ava , can i get you anything ? would you like a drink ? greenlee : so , how much longer till i can call an agency ? kendall : i want ava , she stays . greenlee : come on , kendall . you saw her . kendall : ok , all right , so she 's a little stiff . greenlee : `` a little `` ? plywood has more personality . i hope we have a shot we can use . kendall : you saw her towards the end , greenlee . she was finally getting it , ok ? we have what we need . greenlee : all right . you just let me know when i can cash in on the `` i told you sos . `` kendall : ok , maybe if you spent a little more time trying to help ava instead of complaining about her , then we 'd get something done . greenlee : ok . fine -- she 's your problem . kendall : listen , we -- we need ava , ok ? it 's a little too late to change in the game now . babe : amanda , hey . what are you doing there ? di : is there a problem downstairs ? amanda : kendall asked me to come . greenlee : oh , good -- another brilliant idea . kendall : amanda came up with this idea . she helped , so i want her to help us get it off the ground . annie : well , that sounds great . i could actually use some help with the photos . [ phone rings ] di : oh . that 's me . annie : do you think -- i actually have a few things that i could show you . di : it 's di . did you call the distributor ? yeah , i mean , get them on the phone . greenlee : amanda , do you have any experience ? di : they 're having problems with the samples . annie : babe can show amanda what we need . greenlee : oh , good -- the blind leading the blind . kendall : ok , all right . di , call the dsm and then she can help us with the samples for new york . babe : welcome to the fun house , amanda . annie : do n't feed the animals . greenlee : our new team player is already late to the party . kendall : just ignore her . amanda : look , i 'm sorry i was late . i was tied up . kendall : please tell me it was n't j.r . amanda : ok -- it was n't j.r . greenlee : well , thank god amanda dillon 's here . now we can take an early lunch . annie : we have a ton to do before the concept launch . we need all the help we can get . greenlee : ok . well , then let 's just hire every bum off the streets . annie : if you do n't want to be here , we can handle this alone . greenlee : fine . let 's just work on the stills , shall we ? kendall : ok , guys , let 's get our star ready for the next half of the shoot . di : yeah . are you ready -- turn night into day ? ava : no , di , i 'm so nervous . di : no , no , no , you 'll be fine . ava : no , di , i was a nervous wreck during the night shoot , and that was just me being me . di : ok , well -- ava : i 'm going to be a wreck during the day shoot . di : no , you 'll be fine . we 're going to help you out , just like we did in the last set . ava : but i have to be lily this time . di : you 've done it before . ava : yeah , but i 'm calling the shots then . everyone is breathing down my neck and barking orders at me . and the photographer is right in my face . di : ok , well , just pretend that he 's not there . ava : it -- it 's like the lens is inside me . i mean , i can be lily on the outside , but i ca n't on the inside . [ scene_break ] ryan : jonathan , you with me ? jonathan : ryan . hi . ryan : hi . you did n't hear the bell ? jonathan : no , i guess not . what -- what 's going on ? i 'm -- i 'm just a little out of it . it was a late night . ryan : ah , late night . jonathan : yeah . ryan : well , i just wanted to come by and tell you that i 'm heading out of town on business . jonathan : ok , good . what -- on what , a hot prospect ? ryan : yeah , the one that you reviewed for me , top of your list . jonathan : really ? so you found an investor ? ryan : zach , actually , and we are going to new york today . jonathan : congratulations . ok , uh -- no . in all honesty , if you -- if you find your startup capital , i do think it 'll work out for you . ryan : feels good , does n't it ? jonathan : exactly . yeah . no -- anything i can help with , you know . ryan : you sure you do n't want to join us for the meeting ? jonathan : i 'm positive , but you and zach have a good time . i 'm -- i 've got a lot of stuff going on here , so i 'm going to stick around -- i could check in on annie and emma if you need me to . ryan : no , no , i 'm good . we 're only going to be there overnight , it 's no problem . thank you , though . jonathan : ok . ryan : it 's sort of corny , but it 's the first time either one of us has been out of town since we got married . jonathan : yeah , you 're right -- that is a little corny . ryan : wow . thank you very much . jonathan : i 've got it , thanks . ryan : speaking of corny -- jonathan : yeah ? ryan : what about you ? jonathan : oh , you -- with ava ? ryan : yeah . jonathan : at the yacht club ? ryan : right , the place that she did n't show up at because she was actually at fusion ? jonathan : it was -- it worked out , actually . she wants to work there , so -- ryan : you know , i saw her applying for a job as lily , and that sort of crashed and burned for her , did n't it ? jonathan : hmm . well , that 's interesting because they hired her , and she 's working , right now . ryan : wow -- really ? jonathan : yeah , yes . ryan : ok . your older brother 's officially surprised . jonathan : yeah , obviously . uh -- no , man , it 's impressive . you know , when she -- she wants something , she gets it and -- i mean , that 's great . ryan : great , huh ? jonathan : yes . people respect that . ryan : and you 're one of those people ? jonathan : i am one of those people , yes . i like her -- a lot . ryan : ok , you know , it 's -- it 's your life and you make -- jonathan : ryan ? ryan : the choices that -- jonathan : we could be something really good together , ok ? ryan : or it could blow up in your face . jonathan : or i 'm a big boy , and we do n't need to have this conversation . ryan : i 'm sure we do n't . i 'm just saying -- jonathan : ryan , i love you . if you do n't have anything nice to say , do n't say anything right now . ryan : look , you 're my brother , and i love you . i just do n't want to see you get hurt , that 's all . jonathan : i 'm going to hurt you . ryan : do n't you dare . i 'm very fragile . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , we need fresh and clean . babe : yeah , think spring water flowing . greenlee : green and something , just not dark . annie : like freshly mown grass . greenlee : yes . listen to susie suburbs . di : yeah , and her hair just needs to be something simple , nothing elaborate , just something down . kendall : all right , wait , wait , wait , hold on one second . i have a photo of lily right here . amanda : oh , yeah , that 's the look , yeah . kendall : we want the innocence . greenlee : can you do that , ava ? annie : think purity . ava : ca n't we just use photos from the night shoot ? i mean , seriously . greenlee : we chose you because you look like lily , so suck it up and be lily . di : you 're going to do great . you 're going to do great . i 'll be in there to check on you in a minute . kendall : what -- what are you doing here ? honey , you -- i thought you were in new york right now . zach : i 'm not going to leave without kissing my wife . kendall : oh , oh . honey , that 's sweet , but we 're crazy right now . zach : `` sweet `` ? well , i could n't say good - bye this morning because you left so early , so -- kendall : well , ok -- well , we have the shoot , we have the presentation and everything -- zach : so i thought i 'd give this good - bye thing another shot . kendall : yeah ? oh , well , ok . all right . annie : greenlee , what about the cover ? hello ? babe : we ca n't use track four . it 's -- it 's too long and the lead - in time is off . i ca n't get it to work . greenlee : what happened to `` it 's so perfect `` ? babe : i was wrong . greenlee : well , we do n't have time for wrong , babe . annie : what about the title track ? take the bridge . babe : that 's a great idea , thank you . i 'll check into it . amanda : hey , can somebody take a call about the prelaunch agenda ? greenlee : yeah , i can . annie : amanda , would you mind confirming with travel , please ? amanda : yes , i 'm on it . annie : thank you . zach : busy , busy . kendall : ok , ok , zach , my love , meet fusion green . zach : wow , this is nice , slick . kendall : nice , right ? yeah . so we 're -- we 're almost done . we just need to add the photos . zach : photos . how is lily 's sister doing ? kendall : uh , we 'll be ok . amanda : ok , you guys , you guys , the night photos are uploaded . kendall : oh , good . amanda : all right . there we go . kendall : let 's see . amanda : oh ! kendall : god , she looks great . amanda : oh , that 's nice . kendall : yeah . zach : hey , not bad , huh ? kendall : yeah , that 's good ! zach : wow . babe : i have the musicians on the line . they are n't sure if they can dub the green song by the end of the day . di : that was the factory . we may not have samples for tomorrow . greenlee : we need those samples . annie : well , some scent sticks are here -- we could take those to the launch . greenlee : oh , god . well , can we smear them on our face ? kendall : no blood yet . zach : how long is that going to last ? kendall : i do n't know . i just hope we make it to new york , because we ca n't afford any cat fights . there 's too much riding on this . [ scene_break ] singer : everybody knows that this is nowhere what do you suppose colby : sean ? hey . sean , wake up . sean : hey -- hey . uh , i 'm up . colby : yeah -- sure you are . what the heck are you doing here ? sean : oh , i finished up community service and -- ahem -- i knew you had an early shift , so i thought i would wait for you . colby : oh , my god . you 're a wreck , go home and get some sleep . sean : no , no , i 'm up . i 'm up , now . colby : yeah , i 'm falling asleep just looking at you . sean : ouch . what , i 'm -- i 'm that exciting , huh ? colby : you want some coffee or something ? sean : yes , yes . coffee would be amazing . who needs sleep ? i just want to be here with you . [ scene_break ] tad : hello . krystal : oh , hey . surprised to see you here this early , huh ? tad : who are you kidding , man ? i 've been up for hours . krystal : yeah ? can i get you anything ? tad : thank you . krystal : uh -- excuse me ? tad : thank you -- [ krystal chuckles ] tad : for jenny 's christening . it was perfect . krystal : hmm , it was , was n't it ? [ tad laughs ] krystal : oh , man . i tell you , there 's just nothing like spending a day like that with family . tad : i agree . and that 's exactly what we are -- family , right ? krystal : yep . yep . tad : so what do you say to the idea that we make it official ? [ scene_break ] adam : oh . good morning , erica . you look radiant . erica : adam , you called this meeting . what do you want ? adam : you . erica : adam , i ca n't buy your company back for you . adam : no , no , no , i have a much , much better proposition . after you and that buffoon montgomery get a divorce , why do n't you and i try it again ? erica : ok , adam , i have a lot of things to do . adam : you were a fool to marry jack . erica : i 'm a fool ? adam : mm - hmm . you know , when you mentioned that $ 1 million that somebody put up to facilitate your divorce , i got to thinking about that for quite a while and i finally said to myself , `` why did n't i ? `` erica : do i have to make a list ? adam : erica , we both know that i am the only man worthy of you . you know me , erica , all my flaws . erica : adam chandler has flaws ? adam : well , not that many , mind you , but you know them all . erica : hmm . adam : huh . erica : yes . adam : you know , when krystal 's baby was stolen , you were a good friend to me . erica : i accused you of taking the baby . adam : and you were right , about one thing -- how wrong that woman was for me . erica : well , even you can do better , adam . adam : huh . and i 'm also right about jack montgomery -- how wrong jack is for you . erica : is this about money ? adam : no , do n't suspect my motives . erica : well , adam , you asked me for a loan . adam : mm - hmm . erica : your financial troubles are public knowledge by now . adam : yeah , well , of course , your son - in - law is not a worthy adversary , actually . you and i can teach zach slater a thing or two . we would be good together . our past marriages have simply been a question of bad timing . so , why do n't we give it another shot , ok ? you know it 's not going to be boring . [ adam chuckles ] erica : there are many things i could call you , adam chandler , but `` boring `` is not one of them . adam : ok , well , then you admit the idea has appeal ? erica : true . [ adam chuckles ] erica : ok , yes . let 's get married . [ erica chuckles ] adam : you mean it ? erica : well , sure . i mean , why settle for love when you can have adventure and friction and fun , and definitely we would have fun . adam : oh , yeah . erica : i mean , there 'd be some bumps , of course , but even those would be delicious . adam : well , when i -- when i spoke of -- um -- erica : careful , adam . do n't cross me , i 'll nail your door closed . adam : that -- that 's the erica i know and -- and , uh -- love . oh , i -- i 've got to be back . erica : what ? no , you 're not leaving ? adam , you ca n't leave -- you 've got to stay . we have wedding plans to make . i mean , my 11th wedding -- that has to be really spectacular . adam : 11 ? i -- i do n't want a public spectacle . erica : no , of course not , you 're right . we do know each other very well , and this is not about you and me . this is about krystal . [ scene_break ] annie : why ca n't we use logo 42 ? greenlee : um -- do you like that one ? i was kind of a fan of this one . annie : oh . that 's not bad , either . greenlee : multiple images . annie : yeah . go for it . babe : i 'm sorry -- am i seeing things ? kendall : shh . no , no , no , do n't ruin it . greenlee : we 're going to need copy right there . annie : night . greenlee : danger . annie : lust . greenlee : excitement . annie : secrets . greenlee : hmm -- making love under a full moon . annie : on a beach ? greenlee : you want to know if josh and i got it on ? annie : well , i 'd be happy that you 're trying new things , yeah . greenlee : you have your life , i have mine . [ elevator doors open ] annie : hey . is everything ok ? ryan : yeah . zach and i just wanted to meet here before we left . annie : well , lucky me . ryan : and we wanted to say good - bye to our wives . so there . annie : hi . [ scene_break ] erica : you do n't want me , adam . adam : i never stopped . erica : you do n't want anyone but -- adam : no , no . do n't -- do n't even say it . erica : krystal , even though she betrayed you . adam : no , now i am throwing myself at your feet , erica . erica : so you 'll forget her . adam : already done . erica : or get back at her . i mean , which is it ? adam : can we focus on us ? erica : there is no `` us , `` adam . admit it -- admit it . this is about krystal . adam : all right ! all right , i love krystal , i still love krystal . i do n't want to , but i do . and it hurts like hell . [ scene_break ] krystal : can i get you some breakfast , coffee , -- tad : nope , not hungry . krystal : where is colby ? i need her in the back to help me out . tad : colby 's outside . i 'm sorry -- are we not talking about us anymore ? krystal : there is no `` us . `` tad : i kind of missed the little segue . krystal : it 's you and me and our daughter . tad : well , why do n't you let me lay out my plans first before -- krystal : there 's nothing to plan , ok ? we have a daughter , and we 're parenting together . tad : and you do n't think that means something ? krystal : it took us this long to get our friendship back together , tad . that is as far as it goes . that is as far as it is ever going to go . what ? what ? what is so funny ? tad : the fact that you just thought i was , you know -- you thought i meant `` us . `` krystal : gee , what made me think that ? what -- is that crazy ? tad : well , apparently to you it is , yeah . look , you could relax , take a deep breath . do n't cut your finger off or anything . when i said `` make it official , `` i was n't talking about marriage or even dating . krystal : well , you ought to be a little bit careful because usually when people talk about making it `` official , `` they 're talking about marriage and commitment and dating . tad : why do n't you just relax for a second , let me tell you what i 'm thinking . krystal : i 'm relaxed . tad : please ? now , you know as well as i do , for me to say -- for me to say that i love my daughter , and i love being in her life is -- is just flat out an understatement -- krystal : i know . tad : because as far as i 'm concerned , she saved mine . she showed up in my world exactly when i needed her to . and i hate the idea of being there half the time . i mean , i want to be there at night to tuck her in and -- and kiss her . i want to be there in the morning , you know , to ask her what she wants for breakfast -- you know , scrambled eggs or an omelet or french toast . i want to sit down with her in the evening for dinner . krystal : i know , but is n't this arrangement that we have -- it 's working , i think . tad : well , no , no , it 's working , it 's working . it 's fine for now , but , i mean , can you honestly look me in the eye and tell me you 're ok with the idea that someday i 'm going to phone you and tell you that jenny said her first word ? or god forbid , took her first step , and you were n't there to see it ? krystal : no , no . tad : i want -- i 'm greedy . i want to be part of the whole thing . and i know i 'm asking for a lot , krystal -- i realize that . i -- look , i know we 're not a couple . i know we 're not going to be a couple . krystal : no , we 're not going to be a couple . tad : well , god knows you 're certainly pretty firm on that fact , but , look , the truth is -- no -- the truth is i 'm a part of your life . yes , i 'm a part of jenny 's life , a part who wants to be officially involved . krystal : i do n't blame you . listen , i miss that little peanut like crazy when you 've got her . tad : i rest my case . so what if i told you i think i 've got a way that you and i can both be there all the time -- for her ? it 'll be the three of us . krystal : huh . tad : be our own family . krystal : what are you talking about ? [ scene_break ] sean : after you left yesterday , i listened to your playlist . colby : yeah ? what 'd you think ? sean : it was great . every song reminded me of the time i spent with you . colby : that 's my boy , you got it . that was the point . [ sean chuckles ] sean : and the last song , you played that when i was crashing at your place . colby : very good . sean : yes , and there was another one i liked , too -- the one about the moon ? colby : oh , yeah . sean : yeah . it reminded me of the night that we sat outside your window and stared up and -- endless possibilities . colby : wow , you do pay attention . sean : when it comes to you . sean : ok . ok , i never thought i would do this , but -- ahem -- i have to . colby : what ? sean : i ca n't tell you till it 's finished , and you ca n't watch . um -- you want to grab me that coffee ? i just need , like , a few minutes . colby : right now ? sean : yeah , while the inspiration 's fresh . i need a knife . colby : ok . [ colby giggles ] [ scene_break ] ryan : ok . [ annie whispers ] greenlee : did the campaign finish itself ? let 's get to work . annie : so , how is my little girl ? ryan : she talked my ear off at breakfast this morning . annie : yeah . she was so excited about her sleepover . ryan : yeah ? wish you could come with me for a sleepover in new york . we got a nice hotel all lined up . annie : hmm . what , and leave all this ? ryan : i 'm going to miss you . annie : hmm . you 'll survive , and so will i . di : annie , can you take a look at these numbers ? annie : yeah -- hmm . duty calls . ryan : hmm . di : sorry . annie : it 's ok . ryan : kendall , give spike a kiss for me . kendall : oh , you guys will be back tomorrow . ryan : yeah , just in time to take him before you go to the big city . kendall : yes . good luck . amanda : that is so not a happy look on greenlee 's face . babe : i do n't know -- sometimes i feel bad for her . it 's got to be hard . amanda : does she always have to be a bitch ? babe : she 's trying . amanda : well , i guess it 'll never be easy . annie 's with greenlee 's ex . babe : i 'm working with you , and you 're with j.r . amanda : you hate me , do n't you ? babe : i am over j.r. you can have him . amanda : oh , ok , this is really weird . babe : no , it 's not . i just -- i was surprised , that 's it . i mean , heck , you 're the one that told me to choose josh , and did i listen ? so , i promise you i 'm not going to be on your case . amanda : it 's not serious . babe : once you 're in j.r. 's bed , it 's serious . annie : well , good luck . zach : let 's get going . ryan : yeah , we should -- we should get out of your way . annie : you 're never in the way . kendall : wait , wait -- do you guys want to stay for the shoot ? zach : oh , no . kendall : yes . ryan : ah . kendall : come on , it 'll be fun . stay . all right ! ava : how do i look ? kendall : amazing . greenlee : listen , we 're not going to have time for reshoots . ava : what do you want me to do ? kendall : just listen to the photographer . ava : i do n't think i can do this -- greenlee : ok , are you guys ready ? we 're going to need touchup . di : yeah , just a little bit of lip - gloss , though . annie : lots of close - ups . we want to focus on that -- those eyes , that innocence . ava : but i 'm not innocent . greenlee : it 's called `` acting . `` you said you wanted to be an actor , right ? kendall : ignore her . ava : it 's kind of hard , ok ? ok -- um -- thank you . uh - huh . what about this ? kendall : uh -- less smile . ava : ok , um -- what about this ? di : hey , are you ok ? ava : no , i 'm not ok ! kendall : all right . all right , ava , just relax , ok ? greenlee : this is n't working . she 's hopeless . ava : oh , come on ! ok , i ca n't do this ! i 'm not lily ! i do n't smile like lily , and i do n't act like lily ! amanda : hey , listen -- listen -- [ ava sighs ] amanda : you almost had it . ok ? do n't worry about us . di : just -- hey , remember -- remember the wedding ? remember how everybody was smiling at you ? how 'd that make you feel ? ava : good . di : ok . amanda : oh , there -- di : ok , yeah , that 's it , that 's it , that 's good . just go with that , go with that . just keep that . singer : ooh , ooh ooh , ooh ooh , ooh ooh , ooh something 's turning in the world today color shines across my shades of gray greenlee : this is n't working . what 's plan b ? kendall : honey , you 're looking at it , ok ? because we do n't have time to get anyone else , all right ? what do you guys think ? babe : she 's just nervous . di : she 's going to get it . greenlee : before tomorrow ? di : yeah , just give her a chance . singer : i 'm stepping out into the same old streets singers : same old streets singer : exciting move into a different beat hey , hey a change of attitude and it 's all because of you ooh , ooh all because of you ooh , ooh , ooh all because of you kendall : all right , everybody . ladies and gentlemen , that 's a wrap . di : yes ! [ cheers ] kendall : that is a wrap ! ava : whoo ! was i any good at all ? di : you were fantastic , ava ! babe : you were perfect . kendall : you were amazing . amanda : you did it . babe : we 're lucky to have you . annie : and there you have it . ryan : it looked great , great . amanda : ok , tyra banks . zach : very nice . kendall : yes ! oh ! thank god . [ scene_break ] sean : no , no , no . drop the coffee . drop the coffee . colby : what the heck -- sean : turn around . colby : ok . can i get a hint ? sean : no , no . no , no , you ca n't . colby : how long am i standing here for ? sean : just -- just , you know , keep your pants on . colby : oh -- did i tell you that krystal made me jenny 's godmother ? sean : well , you did deliver her . colby : yeah , but we 're not family . not really . and i 've been back home a year now , and i just expected to jump into an instant family . sean : yeah , it 's not so easy , is it ? colby : nope . my dad was with krystal , and i hated her , and babe and j.r. were together , and i was jealous . it was tough . i just wanted it to be about me 24/7 . but yesterday , i officially became part of another family -- jenny 's , and that includes joe martin and opal and jamie and , you know , all those people i never really expected . sean : yeah , i was hoping for the whole family thing when i moved here , too . colby : hey , do you remember the first time i met you ? we trashed your uncle jack 's house , and erica got so pissed . huh ! sean : yeah , i had it pretty good for a while , and then erica bailed . colby : which leaves your mom . sean : yeah , yeah . i 'd rather be alone , thanks . and if she got the message , maybe she 's gone , and why i got into the whole sketchy ava situation -- colby : uh - uh . i do n't want to talk about that . sean : no , but i think erica and jack are figuring it out . colby : you like erica , do n't you ? sean : yeah , i do . she 's -- you know , she gets me . she sees through all my bs , and she makes my uncle happy . colby : well , maybe things will work out . i 'm just glad i gave us both a shot . sean : me , too . you 're the reason i stayed . no , hey -- i see you . turn around . i 'm not finished . colby : ok . [ scene_break ] tad : just look at that lawn . [ krystal chuckles ] tad : when i saw the picture , all i could think about were the words `` swing set . `` krystal : yep . tad : no , actually , that 's not true . all i could think about was the word `` camcorder `` so i could take home movies of you chasing her around the swing set . krystal : aw . tad : look here . you ca n't see it , but the side of the house , second floor -- there is a room that 's perfect for jenny . it 's got a big brown window , and it 's got this window seat . you know , it 's the kind of place you just want to cuddle up with her and read her children 's stories . krystal : oh . tad : and there 's a little dressing room . it 's off to the left . you could convert it into a playroom . krystal : mm - hmm . tad : and then there 's a -- there 's a -- there 's another child 's room . it 's right across the hall . it 'd be perfect for -- for -- it would n't be for us , anyway . it does n't matter . krystal : for kate ? tad : well , let 's just say it 's there if we ever -- ever need it . in any case , look , the kitchen is -- is absolutely enormous , all right ? the whole place is enormous . there 's room for j.r. and babe , jamie -- krystal : you thought of everything , have n't you ? tad : if a fleet comes in , you could put them up . there 's a basement for -- for children 's birthday parties . and the -- the ceilings and the living room -- they just scream for a christmas tree . [ krystal laughs ] tad : a frank capra movie . and i do n't think i can get jimmy stewart . krystal : well , no , he 's dead , i think . tad : i 'll offer him more money . it 's not hard to imagine , you know , a room full of presents and wading through all the wrapping paper and all that . krystal : i know . i get it , i get it , i get it . you really want us to -- to live with you , huh ? tad : well , this is a good thing for you , too , ok ? because the closet in the master bedroom is bigger than your bedroom in the condo . krystal : i 'm not surprised . tad : you -- you can have it , ok ? plenty of storage space . krystal : yeah ? tad : a big old beautiful attic . good place to keep all the memorabilia kids tend to pile up -- christmas cards , stuff like that . krystal : mm - hmm . well , you sure are painting a pretty picture , tad . tad : well , it might be unorthodox , but who cares ? krystal : ok , and what is going to happen when jenny says , `` why are n't mommy and daddy sleeping in the same bedroom like all my other friends ' parents do ? `` tad : by the time she 's old enough to ask the question , most of her friends ' parents wo n't be sleeping in the same bedroom , either . [ krystal laughs ] tad : listen , the world is full of families that are making up the rules as they go along . why should n't we ? huh ? i mean , whatever happens , whatever comes up , i 'm sure you and i can work through it together . krystal : and you really think that you and me and jenny living together under one roof is going to work ? tad : i really think that my boys are grown , and they 're off doing their own thing . i think i really need a -- i 'm begging you . i mean , i -- i told you the other week , i ca n't see myself doing the serious relationship thing . krystal : well , i got to tell you something , chester , i do see myself doing the serious relationship thing at some point -- tad : no , i 'm not saying you got to check into a nunnery -- fine . you know -- look , just -- you 've given up on adam , right ? right ? krystal : yes , yes . tad : ok , well , that 's the only thing i care about , because i do n't want him coming anywhere near our daughter ever again . other than that , if you come across somebody you want to get busy with , then -- then , you know , we 'll -- we 'll just cross that bridge , you know , when we get to it . krystal : you got a jacuzzi ? tad : i 'll buy you one -- [ krystal laughs ] tad : have it put in . we can do this . we can make this work , be our own kind of new family . [ scene_break ] adam : that woman is no longer a part of my life . erica : but you ca n't stop your feelings . adam : i can sure as hell try . erica : adam , you ca n't choose who to fall in love with . i mean , even if it ends , even if you break up with that person , you ca n't just decide not to love them . love makes you do things that you would never expect . as -- as hard as you try to stop , if it 's meant to be , you just can not pull away . you do n't want to love them , but it 's impossible not to . because they really are your other half , they really are part of your life . adam : you speaking from experience ? erica : perhaps . adam : you still love jack , do n't you ? erica : guilty . adam : does he know ? erica : adam , please . my entire show is -- is depending on this . adam : i have bigger issues than your ratings . your secret is safe . erica : thank you . adam : that 's enough about your true love . and i do not want to love krystal anymore . tell me how to rip her out of my life . erica : oh , you 're not just in love , you are hopelessly in love . adam : you and jack are beneath hopeless . erica : oh , well , you are a mess , because you love krystal but you refuse to be with her , because you , adam chandler , you never forgive a woman who betrays you . adam : i 've forgiven you . erica : well , i 'm not the love of your life . boy , i ca n't believe i 'm about to say to you what i am , but -- ok , here you are . adam , maybe it 's time that you tried to forgive krystal . [ scene_break ] ava : god , i 'm wiped ! kendall : ok , i hate to break it to you , but we need you for more stuff . ava : what ? i 've been working since dawn ! kendall : ok , but we have the presentation tomorrow , and we 're going to need you for that in the morning in new york . di : you got to get prepped . greenlee : yeah , and we still have a ton of work to do on the campaign . kendall : ok , tell you what -- why do n't we all stay here and finish up what we 're doing , and then we can all head to our place and finish working until we leave in the morning ? ok , amanda , why do n't you -- zach : i have an idea -- how about you remember that you 're pregnant ? no more all - nighters . kendall : no , i 'm fine . honey , i 'll take a nap . ava : i 'd kill for a nap ! kendall : ok , ava , why do n't you go home , take a nap , and then come back to our house later on -- but do n't -- do n't touch your hair . we need the day look for the presentation . ava : but i do n't want to be my sister forever . greenlee : well , not very grateful for someone who begged for this job . di : ava , it 's just another day . kendall : yeah , please ? we really need this . ava : fine . look at me , i 'm lily -- yay . amanda : the day photos are up . i think i found the one . kendall : all right , great . ok , well , let 's call annie -- she has final say . amanda : ok , well , where is she ? kendall : i -- she must be with ryan . amanda : oh . [ scene_break ] annie : what are you thinking ? ryan : i 'm just thinking i do n't want to leave you . annie : we will be back together before you know it . [ scene_break ] weatherman : the forecast -- tv announcer : 9-year - old metro girl has a new lease on life , thanks to surgery at the hospital for sick children . [ door closes ] tv announcer : tracy hooper was -- [ tv turns off ] jonathan : hey , lily . what -- ava : no , it 's me -- ava . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] colby : ok , is it ok to look ? you know , there are so many salt and pepper shakers i can fill . sean : all done . colby : yeah , i want to see it . sean : ok , but before i show you this , let 's be clear . ok , i 'm not -- i 'm not soft or whipped -- colby : oh ! sean : or lame . colby : ok , nobody thinks you are . sean : you know , this is -- this is graffiti . colby : ok , i got you . let 's see it , big , strong man . come on , show me . oh , my -- sean ! i love it ! oh -- oh , my -- [ after sean shows colby what he just carved into a wooden post -- a heart containing their initials sm & cc , they kiss ] singer : if you do n't mind love [ scene_break ] tad : it was aidan , i got to go . he needs me for something . you have n't asked me about the house , which i assume means no . krystal : i 'll think about it . tad : that 's all i can ask . singers : do n't you ever turn your back , no [ scene_break ] [ music plays at the yacht club ] adam : forgiveness ? no . no , it 's -- it 's out of the -- it 's -- it 's not on the table , forget it . no forgiveness . erica : i know that neither one of us likes to lose , adam . when we fight , we fight to win . adam : oh . when does it feel like victory ? erica : when you follow your heart . and , adam -- hey , you just had a heart attack . so maybe it 's trying to tell you something -- that maybe if you continue like this , you 'll have another one . adam : so , what , i just give up and give in ? erica : well , i surrendered -- and i wound up winning . the same thing could happen to you . singers : all this i got [ scene_break ] zach : keep your mom in line . if she gives you any trouble , kick her . kendall : yeah , ok . you and ryan have fun . do n't do anything weird or crazy . ryan : you ready ? zach : yeah , let 's go . ryan : yeah ? kendall : good luck . zach : ok , see you . kendall : bye , bye , bye . ryan : bye . bye . kendall : it 's just for one night . we 'll be good , all right ? annie : yeah , that 's fine . kendall : oh - oh . [ the elevator returns and both zach and ryan go to their wives for more kisses , while greenlee watches sadly ] [ next_on ] j.r. ( to krystal ) : if i did n't know better , i 'd say that you 're still in love with my dad . kendall ( to greenlee , annie , and babe ) : this is good , this is bonding -- that 's what tonight is all about . no josh - bashing in this house . amanda : but it 's ok to bash j.r. ? erica ( to jack ) : who 's my mystery donor ? | ava has her first photo shoot for `` day and night . `` greenlee notices that ava is quite inexperienced . amanda comes under greenlee 's scrutiny when she reports for her first day on the job . sean goes to see colby at the comeback bar . tad is thrilled that krystal had such a perfect christening for jenny . adam suggests to erica that they give marriage another shot . greenlee is very evasive to annie about her relationship with josh . erica forces adam to confess that he still loves krystal . tad comes up with a plan so that he can be a part of jenny 's life every day . babe lets amanda know that she no longer cares about j.r. 's love life . krystal agrees to think about moving in with tad . zach urges kendall to take it easy and not put a strain on herself since she is pregnant . kendall insists on being in the thick of things at fusion . kendall and the other fusion women prepare to go to the big apple . colby is happy when she sees sean carve their initials into one of the patio supports . erica suggests to adam that he forgive krystal and for them to reconcile . |
marissa : you really believe that liza 's raising your baby as hers ? david : yes , i do . think of it like this , marissa . does another child really deserve to grow up not knowing the truth about who they are ? marissa : yeah , i 've been there . david : yeah . i have two daughters who have died . i was not afforded the opportunity to be a part of your life . if my son is still alive , i will not be kept from his life . i am going to be the father to that boy that i was n't allowed to be to my other children . so go ahead , call me crazy , but i am convinced liza 's baby is my son . marissa : i do n't think you 're crazy . [ scene_break ] krystal : come on , jake , tell me the truth , all right ? tell me that liza 's baby is liza 's , and not david 's . liza : well , what kind of question is that , krystal ? of course , this is my son . jake delivered him . jake ? jake : yeah . yeah , i delivered him . krystal : i know . i know you delivered the baby . it 's just that david seems to think -- liza : oh , david . ok . so he sent you to come and torture me ? ok , go back and tell him that if he gets anywhere near my son , i will have to get an injunction against him . [ scene_break ] news reporter : the deadly accident occurred just 24 hours before north was due in court to prosecute kendall hart slater for the murder of stuart chandler . the high - profile trial has been delayed . annie : i 'm sorry . adam : justice for stuart . that 's it . that 's all i want . god knows if it 's ever gon na happen . damn it . the d.a . may be dead , but it was no accident . [ scene_break ] randi : jesse , i killed a man . how am i supposed to live with that ? jesse : randi , i will fix this . i promise . natalia : dad ? assistant d.a . willis is here to see you . jesse : thanks , baby . send him in . willis . ada willis : no surprise i 'm prosecuting the slater case . i 'm gon na need your help . jesse : anything i can do . ada willis : unless you got a bead on where i can find henry 's case files . without those notes , henry 's game plan is history . [ scene_break ] madison : this is henry 's . case files , notes , strategy for the trial . every dirty trick he was gon na trot out to crucify your wife . whoever 's taking over for the prosecution would do anything for this . it 's yours . zach : you did it . you killed your husband . madison : do i honestly look like a murderer ? of course , i did n't kill him . if you do n't want this , i 'm sure there 's an assistant d.a . who 'd be desperate to get his hands on it . zach : why are you offering it to me ? madison : because you 've done something that henry never did . you love your wife . [ scene_break ] kendall : the judge granted us continuance , which means that we have more time to prove that annie killed stuart . ryan : `` we `` ? kendall : ryan , i 'm sorry about what happened earlier . i never meant to hurt you . i just -- i got so freaked out , you know . i was so sure that i was gon na get sent away to prison for life . and the idea of being away from my boys and everyone i care about -- ryan : do n't forget zach . erica : kendall ? what is it ? has something happened ? kendall : you tell me . [ scene_break ] krystal : you believe me . marissa : it 's not so far fetched . jake and amanda were totally amped about keeping the baby from you . they zip off to barbados . the baby boy dies . a couple weeks later , liza gives birth to a baby boy , delivered by jake . krystal : you do n't know what this means , to have someone understand , support me . marissa : if i have a little brother out there , i 'd like to know . it wo n't be easy . they 're hyper - protective . so we have to be smart , which means you need to chill , ok ? back off liza and jake . let me deal . i 'll find out if that baby 's yours . [ scene_break ] jake : ok , whoa , let 's just take it down a notch , all right , ladies ? we do n't need to be throwing around legal threats and -- liza : you know what ? david is not gon na leave me and my son alone . i will do whatever it takes to protect myself , and believe me , he will have a hell of a fight on his hands . jake : hey , look , it 's very simple . i 'm a witness . i was there . i spanked the little one 's tush on his way into the planet . there 's just no doubt that it 's liza 's baby . krystal : that 's lovely . but , liza , why would you need an injunction if the baby is yours ? liza : ok , look . krystal , i 'm sorry . i probably overreacted . it 's just that i have fought for colby for years . i will not fight for my son , especially with a man that is so delusional that he thinks that somehow my flesh and blood is his child . krystal : all right , listen . i tried to talk him down . i tried to tell him that it was not possible , but he has worked himself up into believing the impossible . jake : well , i have a solution . let 's just do a dna test . [ scene_break ] kendall : car trouble again ? erica : phone trouble . ryan : sprinkler trouble . kendall : oh , well , at least there 's no spider trouble . ryan : nothing a little rice ca n't fix . kendall : ok . enjoy your rice . i , uh , i 'm -- i 'm gon na go . erica : oh , no , kendall , you do n't have to go . you do n't have to go . something i said ? ryan : henry north -- he 's dead . erica : what ? ryan : that 's why kendall came by . car accident . and they 're gon na delay the trial . erica : oh . thank god , because that 'll give us enough time to prove that annie 's the one who killed stuart . oh , kendall came over because she wanted your help . ryan : i 'm done running after kendall . i 'm done picking up after kendall . erica : and she left so quickly because she thinks that we 're -- ryan : but we 're not . and even if we were , it would be none of her business , right ? erica : well , i , really -- i should go after her . i should go after her , because she 's gon na need to talk to me , because this is huge . i mean , it 's a continuance , so she will need to talk to me . i just need to get dressed first . ryan : yeah . [ scene_break ] annie : do you really think someone killed the district attorney ? adam : well , it 's not too far fetched if you put zach slater in the mix . or ryan , or aidan , or erica . thugs come cheap . knock off the d.a . and kendall 's that much closer to getting out of the charges . annie : charges they will try to convince the new prosecutor to hang around my neck . adam : no one is gon na touch that beautiful neck of yours . i made you a promise , did n't i ? annie : i do n't know what i would do without you . oh , hey . you like ? adam : very much , yes . annie : i thought i would go for a swim , if you do n't mind . clear my head of all this craziness . adam : my house is yours . annie : ok , great . oh , i mean , you could come if you want , and after we could go upstairs , take a nap , if you like . [ scene_break ] madison : i 'm offering you your wife 's freedom . zach : but there 's a price . madison : there 's always a price . when i figure it out , i 'll let you know . for now , be grateful . zach : be grateful and cover your back if the police start asking questions . madison : no , i do n't need you to cover for me . i know who killed my husband . i saw the killer on the hotel security tapes . zach : what are you gon na do about that ? [ scene_break ] liza : why would i submit my baby to a dna test ? i 've got nothing to prove to david or to anybody else . jake : it would get him off your back . liza : david need to just go away . krystal : all right , listen . i will talk to him , all right ? i 'll try to make him see the pain that he is causing , and i 'm sorry i upset you . jake : take care . liza : thank you . a dna test . are you out of your mind ? jake : it 's genius . it 's genius . he takes the test , i fix the results , we find out that daddy is sperm donor number 2,777 - - liza : ok , yeah -- no , i 'm not gon na take that kind of a risk . jake : really ? well , then , you better hope that krystal takes david down , and by down i mean all the way down , because he will be back , i promise you . liza : no , no , no . there 's gon na be something else we can do . jake : really ? david will throw everything he 's got at this . and i swear to you that as i stand here today , there is no way that he will every be able to prove that this is his son . [ scene_break ] ryan : it did n't work . dead . the rice did n't do its magic . erica : well , now sometimes you just have to have a little faith . you 'd be surprised what can happen if you do . erica : thank you -- again . [ scene_break ] madison : my husband brought this on himself . i do n't see any reason to make things any messier . zach : and if the police figure out that henry 's death was n't an accident , the spouse is the first suspect . madison : the police wo n't be coming after me . zach : no ? how can you be so sure ? madison : because the dirty hooker that killed my husband had a little help from police chief hubbard . [ scene_break ] ada willis : north seemed to think he had an open and shut case , but all i see are holes . i mean , he was gon na have to pull a smoking gun out of his ass to win . is mrs. slater the only suspect ? jesse : it 's the only one he wanted to focus on . there is reason to believe that annie lavery is a possible suspect . she was on - scene , and she has killed before . natalia : we just got a signal from annie lavery 's monitor . she 's running . [ scene_break ] zach : so jesse hubbard was on this tape with your husband and the woman that he -- madison : the woman that he threw his life away for ? yes . servicing the d.a . and the police chief . busy girl . zach : could i see the tapes ? madison : i destroyed them . enough of this . take this . just do n't tell the police where you got it . go save your wife . [ scene_break ] liza : i know . somebody 's hungry . hi , colby . colby : hi . uh - oh . i made a mistake . i sent all the bottles to be cleaned . oh , but room service promised they 're be here any minute . [ knock at door ] colby : oh , here we go . marissa : hey , i passed the room service guy . thought i 'd deliver the goods . colby : oh , just in time . marissa : any excuse to hang out with a baby -- if it 's ok ? colby : yeah , yeah , come in . marissa : oh , your son is so beautiful . liza : yes , he is . he is perfect . colby : and starving . here , let 's fix you a bottle , huh ? liza : thank you . colby : yeah . yeah . let 's go . marissa : i 'm sorry about that day at the police station . i totally went off on you . liza : well , it 's all right . you were protecting your father , right ? marissa : yeah . and you kept him out of jail . thank you . thank you . liza : so , uh , you still studying to be a lawyer ? marissa : yeah . liza : well , that passion -- it 's good for you . it 'll work very well as a lawyer . [ baby cries ] marissa : may i try ? i 've been told i have a magic touch . colby : yeah , he 's all yours . marissa : hi . hello . hello , handsome man . what 's all this fuss about ? colby : how did you do that ? marissa : magic . [ knock at door ] liza : oh , wow , what a surprise . zach : i need to talk to you . liza : all right . um , girls , it 's beautiful out . do you mind taking stuart out for a walk ? colby : no . he loves cruising the boardwalk for hotties . marissa : well , we have a lot in common . so do i . liza : so , what is it ? [ scene_break ] adam : what the hell do you want ? jesse : annie here ? adam : where else would she be ? jesse : well , her monitor indicates that she has fled . you 've got 10 seconds to produce her , otherwise -- annie : what 's going on ? jesse : you been swimming ? first time since you been here , huh ? pool must be out of range . adam : and i suggest you adjust the monitor . natalia : or you could change the location of your pool . adam : or take the monitor off entirely . annie 's not going anywhere . the rest of you , however , are encouraged to leave . jesse : hey , but while i 'm here , why do n't i ask you a few questions ? adam : oh , oh . the d.a . dies , the sharks start circling . no questions . annie : it 's ok , adam . i want to do this . i want to put an end to this once and for all . [ scene_break ] krystal : thank you for meeting me . david : you said it was important . krystal : it 's about liza 's baby . david : i was wrong . liza 's baby is obviously not my child . and you 're right . it was just the grief talking . i do n't know why , krystal . i just , for one second , one flash , i saw liza 's baby and i saw my son . i guess i wanted him to be alive so badly that i just made some crazy story up in my head and tried to make it real . i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry for dragging you into this . krystal : listen , you lost a son . everyone has their own way of grieving . i think yours is just a little bit more unconventional . david : yean . so i 'm forgiven ? krystal : there 's nothing to forgive . david : you know , you never answered my question earlier . now i know that i have no right to ask this right now , but i need to know , krystal . do you still love me ? [ scene_break ] aidan : hey . so i heard about north . it 's , um , it 's a great break for kendall . so what 's the plan ? ryan : no plan . aidan : i thought you and kendall were keen on getting a confession out of annie . ryan : so how 's it going on your end ? aidan : i have n't had a chance to plant another bug on the chandler mansion . so i 've got nothing . so you -- you just want to let this go , or what ? ryan : yeah . yeah , i 'm done playing vigilante . if annie is guilty , then jesse will prove it . aidan : well , congratulations . you 've done what i should have done a long time ago -- cut loose a woman you never had in the first place . [ scene_break ] [ elevator bell rings ] erica : i 'm so glad about the continuance . kendall : is that why you 're here ? erica : i thought we could talk . kendall : well , there 's nothing to talk about . erica : honey , what you saw at ryan 's -- kendall : mom , i know exactly what i saw . [ scene_break ] liza : wow , that is tragic -- the death of a rising political star . why exactly do you have his briefcase ? zach : i 'm just lucky , i guess . liza : uh - huh . did you make your own luck ? zach : i did n't kill him . now in here is the entire strategy for kendall 's case . liza : well , this is pretty much a treasure trove , but why exactly do i have it ? zach : you 'll need it in court . starting today you 're kendall 's lawyer , and you will get her acquitted . [ scene_break ] krystal : yes , i love you . david : i 'm gon na make it work this time , krystal . i swear it . i 'm gon na respect you , honor you . i want to trust you in everything . and i 'm gon na make up for all my mistakes , ok ? and i promise i will never hurt you again , if you 'll just give us this second chance . krystal : no , no , david . no second chances . david : wait a minute , wait a minute . that -- that does n't make sense . you just said that we love each other , right ? krystal : your love makes me lose all sense of myself . what 's up , what 's down , what 's right , or what 's wrong . it 's just so self - destructive . david : ok , ok . all right . then we do it different this time , krystal . just tell me what you want . we can make it work . krystal : we ca n't make it work . ca n't you see that ? you need so much love . as much as i love you , i just ca n't possibly love you enough . nobody can . david : but you do love me . is n't that what you just said ? so there has to be a way for us to make this work , for us to be together . krystal , you 're not listening to me . i told you i will do anything , ok ? anything for you to come back . krystal : if you love me and if you really want what 's best for me , then you will just let me go . david : no . i ca n't . i wo n't do that , krystal . i need you in my life . you already said that we feel the same way . so just tell me what it is that you want . [ scene_break ] marissa : you 're so lucky . i always wanted a baby brother -- or sister . colby : it was n't exactly part of my life plan . but mom blew into town pregnant . surprise . marissa : yeah , i heard that the whole baby thing was pretty wild . colby : mom did n't even make it to the hospital . she had the baby in the martin 's basement . it was crazy . marissa : were you there ? colby : by accident , and once i saw what was going on i tried to help out . marissa : and they would n't let you ? colby : i delivered krystal 's baby , so i thought jake would be cool with some extra hands , but he kicked me out . marissa : why ? colby : he said there was a complication . marissa : scary . what kind of complication ? colby : oh , i do n't know . it turned out ok , though . they were both fine . when they let me see stuart , he was perfect . when jenny was born , she was all wrinkly and kind of red , but stuart looked like he was dropped out of the sky by a stork . [ scene_break ] liza : why exactly would i represent your wife , zach ? i mean , she 's got a lawyer . she 's got jack . he 's one of the best . zach : he quit . liza : ok , well , there 's certainly dozens of other lawyers . zach : no , i know there are . but i think they may have an ethical problem with this . liza : ah , right . so kendall 's ok with this ? zach : i 'll deal with kendall . liza : you know what ? i would love to help you , but i 've got a full caseload right now . i 'm actually representing annie lavery . zach : that 's a different case . you 're gon na have to make some room . liza : you certainly are confident . zach : yeah . your son is beautiful . liza : blackmail . zach : whatever it takes . liza : come on , zach , you 're really -- you 're gon na blackmail me to coerce me into taking this case ? zach : can i say something ? you talk about your son . he 's not really your son , is he ? but no one has to know about that . just take the case . [ scene_break ] aidan : i should have listened to you a long time ago . stay clear of -- clear of annie . she 's the worst kind of crazy , because she knows exactly what she 's doing and how to cover her tracks . ryan : well , she 's adam 's problem now . aidan : so what happened with kendall ? ryan : well , i was a little crazy there . it 's just that she 's still in love with zach , so i 'm gon na keep my distance . aidan : well , i do n't know about you , mate , but i 'm gon na take a break . no crazies , no rebounds , no complications . ryan : i like that hard core . hard core . aidan : man 's got to look after himself , right ? ryan : but if a real connection happens , i mean , it 's worth the risk . sometimes you just got to have a little faith . [ scene_break ] erica : honey , there is nothing going on between ryan and me . kendall : i know that . but i do keep finding you together . erica : because we 've been working together to help you , to try to get the charges against you dropped . kendall : well , thank you so much for that , but i think doing it naked is a bit extreme , do n't you think ? erica : i was not naked . i was in ryan 's shirt . look , we were at the yacht club . we got caught in the sprinklers . kendall : well , he 's rescued you from car trouble and spiders . why not sprinklers ? erica : honey , where is this coming from ? you broke up with ryan . you 're home . and you have zach . kendall : no , mom , i do n't have zach , because zach does n't want me . and i do n't blame him . [ scene_break ] colby : what 's all that ? liza : well , i am representing kendall slater . colby : since when ? liza : since zach asked me to . colby : do n't you and kendall hate each other ? liza : yeah , well , it 's not gon na be easy , but i am starting my new practice . there 's nothing like a high - profile murder case to bring in clients . colby : is n't that gon na be kind of crazy , though ? a full - time trial ? you just had a baby . it 's a lot to juggle . liza : well , honey , i can multitask with the best of them , and when i ca n't i 'm gon na ask you to put in a little extra time with stuey . marissa : or you could hire a law student clerk who needs the experience and happens to have a mad crush on your son . hey , sweetie . here , i got to go . colby : all right . marissa : here you go , little darling . colby : that 's , um , a great idea . marissa : just say the word , and i 'll gladly give up the wonderful world of waiting tables . liza : ok , well , um , i will think about that . marissa : sure . well , here 's my number . liza : ok . marissa : give me a call , and i promise i 'll hit the ground running . [ scene_break ] adam : there is no reason for you to be talking to this man , certainly not without your attorney . annie : it 's ok . i do n't need a lawyer . i am just going to tell jesse the truth and then maybe everybody will leave me alone about your brother 's death . listen , you 're supposed to go see little a . go -- have fun . i 'll be fine . adam : jesse , you hear that ? she better be fine . annie : ooh , wow , felt good to get some exercise . the water feels amazing . mm . but that 's not why you 're here , is it ? you 're here because of erica kane . jesse : yeah . you want to tell me why erica kane left 5 messages with me about you ? annie : erica was here . she locks me in this room and tried to force me to confess to killing stuart . she would n't stop . jesse : and then what did you do ? annie : nothing . but erica is insisting that i went all homicidal maniac on her . jesse : well , we 'll speak with erica , get her side of the story . annie : yeah . and you 'll probably believe her over believing me , but i am telling you , i did not attack her , and i did not kill stuart chandler . jesse : well , you got to admit , it 's not that big of a stretch . i mean , let 's face it . you have killed a person or two . annie : when i was out of my mind , after years of being tortured by my brother . but now i 'm of sound mind and body . jesse : so , erica 's got it all wrong . annie : let 's be honest . erica wants to save her daughter , but in reality , the real reason she wants me to hang is that she lost adam chandler to me , and she ca n't stand it . [ scene_break ] erica : of course , zach loves you . he married you . you 're living together . kendall : mom , we remarried so that he would n't have to testify against me . and i 'm living back in the house so the boys have a family . but that 's it . zach does n't love me . erica : honey , i told you a month ago you are wrong . zach loves you . kendall : did he honestly say that ? see ? i knew it . how could you lie about something like that ? erica : i did not lie . i -- i asked zach if he loved you , and believe me , the look on his face -- it just told me everything that i needed to know . and ryan is out of the picture . and you clearly love zach . are you ready to work it out ? kendall : it does n't matter what i want . zach 's done with me . erica : how can you say that ? and do n't you dare give up . look at everything that man has done for you . as far as that goes , look at what we 've all done for you to try to prove that you 're innocent . i mean , you should know . i went to adam 's house . i tried to get annie to confess , but instead she -- she attacked me . she tried to strangle me . kendall : i know . i heard . so , what did you -- you run to ryan 's house , and he kissed it and made it better ? oh , my god . mom , that 's bad . that 's really bad . you could have died . my god , did you tell jesse ? annie should be arrested . erica : oh , believe me , honey , by the time i 'm finished , she will be . [ telephone rings ] kendall : excuse me . [ phone continues ringing ] kendall : zach ? zach : i need you to come home . kendall : what 's wrong ? zach : how soon can you be here ? kendall : i can leave right now . ok , uh , i got to go , mom . erica : honey , zach loves you . so do i . kendall : you 're crazy - making , you know that ? erica : it 's part of my charm . you kiss those boys for me . kendall : i will . erica : ok . kendall : oh , stay out of the sprinklers , please . [ erica laughs ] [ elevator bell rings ] [ erica remembers and smiles ] erica : oh , no ! no ! my phone . ryan : not that way . this way . erica : ok . adam : you accuse annie of being crazy ? you 're the lunatic here . [ scene_break ] krystal : hola . jake : hey . talk to david ? krystal : he realized he overreacted . jake : oh , good . so he 's gon na leave liza and her baby alone ? krystal : he says he is . jake : think he means it ? krystal : as much as he means anything . jake : what else ? what happened ? did something happen ? krystal : david and i just -- jake : what ? krystal : why ca n't he just let it go ? [ telephone rings ] jake : jake martin . hey , what 's up ? yeah ? well , you tell the little guy i said hello . and give him a kiss for me . thanks . [ scene_break ] colby : i 've got a class . anything you need while i 'm out ? liza : no , honey , i 'm good . wait , colby . do you think that we can actually trust marissa ? colby : because she 's david 's daughter ? liza : yeah . colby : from what i 've seen , marissa 's cool . she sticks up for david , but he 's her dad . and i know about sticking up for twisted dads . liza : ok . so we can trust her . [ scene_break ] marissa : colby said that jake booted her out when liza was in labor and that when she saw the baby , it did n't look like a newborn . david : you see that ? marissa : yeah . david : maybe i 'm not so crazy after all . marissa : there 's more . liza 's taken over kendall 's defense . so i volunteered to clerk for her and babysit . i mean , that kind of access i can find out more . david : that 's excellent . what happened ? marissa : oh , a little gift from baby stuart . this thing is going straight into the wash . david : what , he spit up ? marissa : yeah , like a champ . david : stop ! you just gave me exactly what i need -- my son 's dna . [ scene_break ] [ beep ] [ ryan laughs when erica 's phone turns on ] [ scene_break ] adam : you and your blasted interference . jesse hubbard has annie right now , trying to force a confession out of her . erica : i hope he gets it . adam : do n't think i do n't know what you 're up to . this has nothing to do with justice , nothing to do with kendall . you 're jealous , and you want annie to hang for it . erica : adam , for the last time , i am not jealous . but i do care about you . and i care what happens to you . if you keep annie lavery in your life , adam , you 're gon na up as dead as stuart . [ scene_break ] annie : erica keeps waving this flag about her daughter 's innocence , but really , she 's just angry that adam dumped her for me . jesse : yeah , well , erica 's not the only one who believes you 're guilty . annie : oh , please . kendall ? ryan ? aidan ? they all have something to gain by putting me behind bars . but they do n't matter . adam loves me . he 's gon na propose . i am going to become the new mrs. adam chandler , and i will be so golden that no one will be able to bring me down . [ scene_break ] [ door closes ] kendall : is everything ok ? are the boys all right ? zach : yeah , everything 's fine . i got you a new lawyer . kendall : wow , you work fast . zach : we do n't have time to waste . um , liza colby will be defending you . kendall : liza ? no . no , i 'll plead guilty before i let that bitch represent me . | david tells marissa that he feels that liza is raising his son as her own . liza walks in on krystal telling jake that david feels that liza is raising his son . liza lets jake and krystal know that she will file a restraining order against david if he comes near her son . at the chandler mansion , adam sits on the sofa , listening to the television about the death of henry north . annie comes in and lays her hand on adam 's shoulder . jesse remembers his talk with randi about henry 's murder and how he helped her cover it up . jesse meets with a.d.a . willis about kendall 's murder trail . willis says that without henry 's files , the case is lost . zach accuses madison of killing her husband . she gives him the briefcase of information that henry had compiled against kendall . kendall stops by ryan 's to give him the news about henry when she sees erica wearing only one of ryan 's shirts . madison tells zach that a hooker killed henry and the police chief is covering up the murder . kendall walks into fusion and sees a large poster of erica , which she throws on the floor . when david and krystal meet at the yacht club , he asks her if she still loves him . krystal replies that she does . zach delivers the briefcase to liza and blackmails her into defending kendall . colby opens up to marissa about the day that little stuart was born . jesse continues to question annie . david gets the valuable ammunition that he needs to prove that liza is raising his son . kendall refuses to let liza defend her . |
[ music plays at the yacht club ] greenlee : [ sighs ] david : greenlee -- are you all right ? greenlee : yeah . why would n't i be ? david : i 'll tell you what . why do n't we , um , skip dinner here tonight ? we 'll take the bottle upstairs to the room and we 'll order something decadent from room service , and we 'll relax in the privacy of our own room . where are you tonight ? greenlee : i 'm sorry , i just -- i have a lot on my mind . david : are you still upset with me ? is that it ? because i paid off the s.e.c . without telling you ? come on , greenlee , i was n't doing it to hurt you . i was doing it to protect you . greenlee : i said i forgave you . david : ok , fine , but you 're still obviously tense . greenlee : i 'm just bracing myself for the next shoe to drop . david : that 's not going to happen , all right ? so you can just relax . greenlee : right . right , because the police are just going to forget about erica 's plane being sabotaged ? david : i 'll take care of them , the same way i did with the s.e.c . you have nothing to worry about , ok ? i have n't let you down yet , have i ? [ scene_break ] [ knock on window ] ryan : hey . wow . what 's all that ? madison : you know , it 's been a while since i 've been to new york , and so much has changed . you know , i want to get to see as much of it as i can . ryan : yeah , except i 'm not -- madison : i ca n't go to new york without seeing a broadway show . i heard `` memphis `` is good . and everybody loves `` chicago . `` oh , look , look , look , there 's this new sushi bar , aquamarina . got a really high rating . ryan : yeah . madison : and you hate musicals and raw fish ? ryan : no , no , no . it 's not that . it 's not that . madison : i mean , i know we 'll be tied up in meetings a lot for the advertising conference , but we got to take a break at some point . ryan : i 'm not sure that i am going to the conference . madison : well , why -- what happened ? ryan : well , it 's -- ever since annie has gone back to work , emma 's had a tough time . and i really -- i sat her down , and i told her about this weekend in new york , and she kind of -- she kind of freaked out . i mean , i almost cancelled the trip right then and there . madison : oh . poor thing . ryan : i know , i know . anyway , i just -- i want her to be happy , you know ? and she 's had such an incredibly tough year . and finally starting to get on track . i just -- i do n't know what to do . i mean , i know i ca n't spoil her . i just -- i got to talk to her . madison : well , let me help you . [ scene_break ] erica : why did you bring me here ? caleb : to end this . erica : you still have n't said what `` this `` is . caleb : what do you want from me ? erica : i want to stop wondering why you behave the way you do , why you say the things you say . i want to get you out of my mind . i want you out of my head . i want to stop caring about you . [ scene_break ] david : your shoulders are like rocks . your back is n't much better . you keep tensing up like this , your leg problems could return . add to that rising blood pressure , and jeopardize all the work we 've done . greenlee : is that really true ? david : you think i 'd lie to you about something like that ? greenlee : sorry . david : oh , great . great , now you 're doubting everything i say . greenlee : you ca n't make every question in my head go away . you ca n't fix everything . david : but i can try , right ? you know there 's nothing i would n't do for you . greenlee : yeah , well , some things , i have to do for myself , like work . i 've got to go pick up some ad artwork at the shop before it closes . david : ok , fine . well , i 'll go with you . greenlee : no . i 'm -- i can handle it . frankie : when does it stop , david ? david : i 'm sorry , what are we talking about ? frankie : jake just informed me that my name 's on top of the list to be laid off in the next round of budget cuts . david : hey , blame it on the economic crisis . frankie : that 's a load of bull . david : no , actually , it 's the new reality here . therefore , you and your mother better get used to it . [ scene_break ] ryan : that looks so good . emma : uh - huh . ryan : whoa . you want anything else , ems ? emma : i want you to stay here and not go to new york city . madison : have you ever been to new york city ? oh , it is a wonderful , magical place . there are museums and the theater and shops . even shops for little girls like you . ryan : hmm . madison : there 's this doll store on 5th avenue where you can go and buy little outfits and shoes for your dolls and for yourself . emma : you mean like matching outfits ? madison : mm - hmm . and i 'll bet that if you asked him , your daddy would probably bring you back something from there . [ ryan chuckles ] emma : would you ? ryan : absolutely . emma : but i 'll miss you if you go . ryan : i 'm going to miss you , too , ems . i will , but i 'll be back before you know it . emma : it 'll seem like forever . ryan : oh , i know . madison : hey , emma , i 'm going to tell you a story about a little girl in new york city named eloise . she was your age , and she lived in this big hotel called the plaza . and she had all the toys and dolls and clothes that other girls could only dream of . but her parents were never around . emma : that 's not nice . madison : no , it 's not . and i know because -- well , i was a little bit like eloise when i was a girl . i had lots of clothes and lots of toys . but all i ever really wanted was exactly what you already have . and that is a mommy who adores you , and a wonderful , kind , sweet daddy who loves you so much that even if he does have to go away every once in a while , he will come back to you just as soon as he possibly can , always . emma : promise ? ryan : i cross my heart . emma : then i guess a few days is n't so long . ryan : no . hey , who knows ? next time we go to new york , maybe it wo n't be for business and you can come with us . emma : can we go see where eloise lived ? ryan : yes , absolutely . and then we can go on the horse - drawn carriages . we can go to the children 's museum . we can go to central park and get some ices -- all of it . emma : all three of us ? ryan : um , yeah , if madison can join us . emma : does n't that sound like fun ? madison : that sounds perfect . emma : hmm . hmm . [ scene_break ] bianca : i do n't know why i 'm on the no fly list . that 's why i 'm calling you . huh . jack : well , i guess i do n't have to wonder what that was about . bianca : i do n't know how this could have happened . is this my punishment for flying across the ocean once with a cranky baby ? jack : yes -- no . it 's just a mistake , and i 've got people working on it already , ok ? bianca : no , but i promised the kids . and reese is so busy with work . jack : honey , the kids will understand . bianca : i just -- i do n't want the girls to think their mom breaks promises . jack : come here . you are going to make good on this promise , i promise you , ok ? bianca : ok . jack : ok . [ chuckles ] bianca : oh , you do n't know how much it means to me that you 've got -- you 've got my back , and mom 's . i do n't know -- without you , i might be locked up in guantanamo , and mom might still be up on that mountain . jack : yeah , well , i would pity poor guantanamo . [ bianca chuckles ] jack : i think i got your mother off that mountain just in time . bianca : how is the wedding planning going ? jack : well -- bianca : you need me to do anything to help ? jack : no , i do n't . the wedding planner 's taken care of everything . you know , everything . all i need you to do is show up . bianca : have you picked a place yet ? jack : yes , i have . the yacht . the yacht . we 're going to get married on a yacht . i thought kind of a nostalgia meets romance for old time 's sake kind of a thing . look on this guest list your mother generated . you think -- what do you think ? you think maybe i should be looking for an ocean liner instead of a yacht ? bianca : hmm . captain , i think you 're going to need a bigger boat . jack : ha , ha , ha ! good . that was good . bianca : ha , ha . jack : yeah . i think maybe so . bianca : it 's going to be wonderful . jack : yeah . bianca : i 'm so happy for you guys . jack : but i want you to be happy , too . listen , do n't worry . you 're going to be spending time with your family , i promise , very soon . bianca : until then , there 's always the phone . jack : always the phone . bianca : well , and speaking of that , i think i 'll go check in on reese right now . jack : all right . i 'll see if i can cut some people . bianca : good luck . jack : thanks . greenlee : someone 's throwing a party . jack : i 'll take that . greenlee : no . you do n't want me at your wedding ? [ scene_break ] erica : go ahead . caleb : go ahead what ? erica : is n't this the part where you start hurling insults at me ? making fun of me ? go ahead , bring it on . caleb : nope . erica : nope ? that 's all you 've got ? wow , i do n't know why i waste my time . you have no idea how to show somebody who you truly are . caleb : what makes you think i owe you an explanation for anything at all ? what , just be -- never mind . erica : just because what , caleb ? come on . show some guts . finish the sentence . [ scene_break ] madison : how 's she doing ? ryan : she 's great . she 's on the phone right now with annie telling her all about the doll that she 's getting from new york . madison : oh , those things are pretty pricey . i 'm sorry . ryan : [ chuckles ] do n't be sorry . do n't be sorry . she 's just -- she 's happy . she 's smiling again . that 's all that matters . madison : you 're a good dad . ryan : you helped a lot . madison : i 'm just glad that it worked . ryan : and i know that you -- you 're sugarcoating what it was like when you were a little girl . madison : i did always have this amazing dream of a father who wanted to spend a little bit more time with me . i just wanted emma to know how lucky she is . ryan : well , i think you succeeded . although your description of emma 's dad seemed a little -- boring . madison : boring ? what 's -- what 's boring about kind and sweet ? ryan : you forgot a couple things . i 'm just saying , like , side - splittingly funny and brilliantly witty . madison : and devastatingly handsome ? ryan : yes . must have just slipped your mind ? [ madison chuckles ] ryan : you know , i am looking forward to going to new york with emma , but i -- i 'm really looking forward to going there with you , alone . madison : me , too . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i should n't have looked . it 's not my business . jack : no , it 's not . the fact is , this list is a work in progress . erica and i have to sit down and go over it yet . greenlee : well , we both know she 's not going to put me on the list . jack : it 's not just erica 's wedding , you know . it 's not all about what erica wants . greenlee : is n't everything in life about what erica wants ? jack : greenlee , i 'm not going to stand here and defend her , especially after what you and your husband did to her . greenlee : well , it 's not like i even want to go to your wedding . and if i did , i could just crash it , the way that you crashed mine . jack : no , i was n't crashing your wedding , i was trying to stop it . unfortunately , i did n't succeed . greenlee : hmm . so much for our pact to be civil about each other 's relationships . jack : no , that pact was made long before you decided to cook the books and frame erica . and long before you and david got together and did whatever the hell it was you did to make her plane crash . greenlee : i did n't do anything . jack : you know , i would so love to believe that . greenlee : but you ca n't , can you ? jack : because the greenlee i knew would n't have married hayward in the first place . greenlee : if you do n't want me at your wedding , fine . i wo n't lose sleep over it . watching you marry her once was enough for one lifetime . jack : ugh . [ phone rings ] [ greenlee ignores a call from david ] [ scene_break ] erica : what are you so afraid of ? caleb : [ inhales deeply ] huh . erica : what 's so awful about admitting that maybe something happened to you , caleb ? or maybe just letting someone in ? caleb : someone ? erica : all right , me . let me in . i 'm right here , caleb . i 'm right here . caleb : hmm . i 've said enough . i 'm done talking . excuse me . erica : you say that you want to end this thing once and for all , and yet , every time i open my mouth , you tell me that i 'm wrong about you . and when i challenge you to explain , then you just shut down on me . caleb : look , i had a peaceful life . i did n't ask for any of this , and suddenly , i am stuck in some suburban nightmare having to deal with a multi- million dollar company , and having to run it with you . erica : well , if you hate it so much , why do n't you just go back where you came from ? go then ! leave us all in peace . i would like some peace , too . and to me , that means marrying the love of my life without you here messing with my head and getting me so upset ! caleb : yes . and you know what i think ? i think that you 're afraid . i think you 're afraid that i am going to mess up your perfect life , your perfect marriage to the perfect guy with the perfect hair . you know who 's screwing this up ? not me . it 's you . [ door opens and jack appears ] caleb : well -- [ scene_break ] randi : hey . frankie : hey . randi : perfect timing . i was just going over all the little things that i have to do before i go . frankie : ok . randi : and on the very top of that list is kissing my husband and telling him that i love him . frankie : mmm , mmm . randi : mm - hmm . what else , what else , what else ? um , passport . ticket -- i 've got that . a pic of you so i can share a kiss with you every night . frankie : oh , my goodness . [ randi giggles ] frankie : come here , come here . mmm . oh , i 'm going to miss you . randi : i 'm going to miss you , too , baby . [ randi kisses frankie ] [ frankie sighs ] randi : what 's wrong with you ? you ok ? frankie : no , i 'm fine . randi : you 're a really bad liar . frankie : ok . i just got word that i 'm on the short list for the next round of layoffs . randi : oh , no , babe -- frankie : yeah . see , i know hayward 's behind it , but when i confronted him , he gave me this crap about the economic crisis . randi : and you 're not buying it ? frankie : see , he 's been trying to nail my mom and dad directly , but he ca n't , so he 's using me to do it . randi : tsk . all right . frankie : well , wait a minute . what -- what are you doing ? hey -- randi : i 'm not going to leave you here at a time like this . frankie : look -- no , no , no , no , no . you ca n't . you ca n't pass up this chance of a lifetime for you . besides , if i do get laid off , we can use the cash you 'll make on the shoot . huh ? randi : you sure ? frankie : positive . [ scene_break ] david : greenlee , hi . it 's me again . i 've been trying to reach you , but i keep getting your voicemail . i 'm starting to worry , so when you get this , just , please , just call me . ryan : do n't mind me . david : oh , no , why should i mind you ? the man who listens in on my phone conversations . ryan : well , believe me , i have better things to do with my time . david : are you really going to deny that you eavesdropped on my conversation ? ryan : are you really going to deny that you bribed the s.e.c . to save your ass ? david : you know , i 'm not going to say anything that you can twist into a nice , juicy tidbit to bring back to greenlee . yeah , why do n't you just give it a rest ? working so hard to prove that she made a mistake marrying me . ryan : you 're doing a pretty good job of proving that all by yourself , hayward . david : yeah , right . look , just stay the hell out of my marriage . ryan : or what ? what are you going to do ? you going to rig my car to crash like you did erica 's plane ? david : you do n't know what the hell you 're talking about . you have no clue as to what i 've done . ryan : i know you 've wrecked greenlee 's life . david : i mean , look at you . you just ca n't stop yourself from riding to her rescue , even if you have to make something up . ryan : you sound awfully paranoid , david . david : all right , look , go ahead . entertain yourself . you try to figure out what my next move is . ryan : i do n't need to try and figure out what your next move is , because this investigation is not going to go away , and sooner or later , you 're going to slip up . and when you do , jesse will be there to nail you . david : hmm , and i 'm sure you 'll be there to comfort greenlee in the end , right ? ryan : you should have seen her face , man . when she found out you were lying to her , again . david : why do n't you let it go , ryan ? you 'll never understand our marriage because your marriage was such a dismal failure . we are so much stronger than you 'll ever know . and you know why ? because we 're so much more alike . ryan : your marriage is built on lies . and it started with the biggest lie of all -- when greenlee vowed to love you for the rest of her life . [ scene_break ] [ music plays at krystal 's ] singer : i need to know who will answer now ? when there 's nothing left of us at all and i need to feel -- greenlee : um , ahem -- scotch , neat . make it a double . [ scene_break ] jack : what the hell 's going on ? caleb : it 's about time you got here , jack . jack : you all right ? erica : oh , yes . caleb : if you 'll excuse me -- jack : you 're not going anywhere . erica : no , please , jack , let him go . jack : so what exactly did i walk in on just now ? i 'm ready to listen anytime you 're ready to start talking . erica : well , it all started when caleb got into a fight with the chandlers . jack : what the hell do the chandlers have to do with me walking into my room and finding you here with another man ? erica : well , the chandlers still want to buy cortlandt electronics . j.r. made caleb an offer . jack : must have been an horribly insulting offer . erica : you know , i do n't think it would even matter what the offer was . caleb has a problem with the chandlers in general . jack : what the hell does that have to do with you ? erica : i was the one trying to keep him under control . jack : by bringing him back to my room ? erica : oh , that was his idea , not mine . jack : oh ! that makes me feel better . erica : no , he says that he would like to end this thing once and for all . jack : oh , now he thinks there 's something going on between you two ? erica : i guess . i do n't know . why are you looking at me like that ? jack : i 'm just trying to figure out what it is you 're not telling me . [ phone rings ] jack : montgomery . well , that 's good news , at least . all right , i 'll be right there . you have a reprieve for now . we need to get to fusion . there 's somebody there that wants to see you . erica : who is that ? jack : you 'll find out when you get there . and then , we 're going to get back to this discussion . [ imitates whistling sound ] [ scene_break ] randi : it 's not too late , baby . i can still cancel my flight . frankie : hmm ? i mean , you thought it was silly for amanda to pass up an opportunity like this , so , no . you 're getting on that plane , because you 're going to be the next big thing in the fashion world . randi : mm - hmm , do n't exaggerate . it 's just one shoot , ok ? frankie : see , one shoot is all it takes to blow 'em off the water . randi : are you going to be all right ? frankie : yeah . yeah , i mean , if the worst happens and i get axed , i 'll finally have time to get to some of those projects i 've been putting off for the last year , remember . randi : well , that 's not such a bad idea . frankie : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] david : hello , bianca . bianca : you are so the last thing i need right now . david : i 'm just looking for greenlee . is she here ? bianca : no . david : was she ? bianca : yeah -- i do n't keep tabs on your wife . but by the worried look on your face , maybe you should . david : you know , i 'm kind of surprised you 're still here . your mother 's recovered . and you 've always made it very clear that you have no interest in being a part of fusion . so why are you here ? where 's your wife ? bianca : you need to leave . david : huh . that 's funny . and you people judge my marriage . [ scene_break ] singer : better to know it than never to show -- greenlee : unbelievable . singer : i 'm trying hard to pretend ryan : hey . greenlee : everywhere i go , there you are . [ scene_break ] bianca : yes , hello ! oh , finally , a live person . that automated voice was making me crazy . i -- yeah , yeah . well , by some bureaucratic error , i have been placed on a no fly list . yeah , i 've called three times to try and figure out what i can do . no , i told you , i do n't know why . but i -- i 'm just wondering how long it 'll take before this is rectified . bianca montgomery . what do you mean , weeks ? that 's insane . i ca n't wait that long . i have to see my children . what -- well , is there anything else we can do ? no , no , i do n't understand . [ elevator door opens ] erica : oh , bianca , honey , what 's going on ? bianca : oh -- they wo n't let me see my girls . erica : oh ! but i thought that jack said that he was making progress . bianca : well , yeah , that 's what i thought , but then i called again to see if there 's anything else i could do , and the woman was so cold about everything . erica : oh . [ elevator door opens ] erica : honey , i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry you 're going through this . jack : you 're still having a problem , huh ? erica : oh -- bianca : yeah . erica : jack , where were you ? i got to the lobby , i turned around , you were gone . jack : i had something i needed to take care of . how are you doing , kiddo ? erica : oh , jack , is n't there some way you can find a way for her to fly home ? jack : well , i think i may have come up with a solution . bianca : you got me off the list ? jack : better than that . come here , both of you . ok , any moment now . [ elevator door opens ] [ bianca and erica gasp ] erica : oh ! oh , goodness , hello ! bianca : how did you do it ? erica : sweetheart , miranda , look at you . bianca : oh ! bianca : gosh , thank you so much . how did you do it ? jack : well , you know , i figured if i could n't get mohamed to the mountain , i would bring the mountain to pine valley . bianca : you have an amazing fiancé . erica : i know i do . yes , i do . bianca : oh , come on . oh , your new tooth is growing in so fast . jack : you 're all better , huh ? erica : oh , do n't turn your back for a minute . you 're going to miss so , so much . oh , and i 'm sorry that reese could n't make it . bianca : oh , so am i , but -- once you see the building she 's designing in paris , you 'll understand . erica : oh , i 'm sure . i 'm sure it 's going to be absolutely stunning . bianca : oh , gosh , uncle jack , i ca n't thank -- well , where did he go ? erica : oh , i -- i do n't know . jack ? bianca : oh , well , maybe he just wanted to give us some private girl time . erica : i always knew that i could n't fully be with anyone but jack . and after we 're married , i never will be . [ scene_break ] ryan : so are you just drinking for fun , or you got a special occasion ? greenlee : oh , i 've got a purpose this time . a special purpose . ryan : is that right ? and what would that be ? greenlee : forgetting . for a few minutes , i do n't want to worry about anything . ryan : i see . greenlee : mm - hmm . ryan : you think there 's any chance that you could not worry at home , in bed , maybe ? because it seems to me like you could use a little sleep . greenlee : hmm . i 'm good now . you can go . singer : the gifts that remind me of you [ scene_break ] madison : that man is a tsunami . no one is safe in david 's path of destruction . frankie : yeah , well , if you 're anywhere near the hubbard family , batten down the hatches . madison : well , i hate to say it , but i think you 're right about it being personal . frankie : oh , there 's no doubt in my mind . the man has voodoo dolls of both my parents . and whatever respect he had for my skills -- it 's long gone . madison : i 'm sorry . frankie : see , i should n't be laying this on you . madison : oh , please . how many times have you let me spill on your shoulder ? anyway , it 's not like i have n't been through david hell myself . frankie : huh . who has n't ? madison : look , the hospital ca n't afford to lose a doctor of your caliber , and deep down , david 's got to know that . frankie : so you think this firing threat is a scare tactic ? madison : absolutely . look , the rest of the board will never let him follow through with this . frankie : well , david has a way of making people do what he wants , even if they do n't want to . madison : look , i 'll protest , ok ? signs , petitions -- i will rally outside of the hospital if i have to . [ frankie chuckles ] madison : look , you just keep doing the amazing job that you do . even he wo n't get in your way . [ scene_break ] erica : jack , you left in such a hurry . we did n't have a chance to finish our conversation . i really hope that you 're not upset about caleb and me . i -- so , call me when you get a chance , ok ? and again , thank you so much for arranging that reunion . you really are the most wonderful man . bianca : the girls are eating confusion out of house and home . erica : oh , as well they should be . bianca : well , someone forgot her sippy cup . erica : uh - huh . bianca : was that uncle jack ? erica : his voicemail . bianca : oh . are you two ok ? erica : we 're getting married , are n't we ? of course , jack and i are fine . bianca : well , what was that about you and caleb ? erica : there is no me and caleb . what a funny thing to say . why would you say such a thing ? bianca : oh , i just heard your message . worried uncle jack was angry about caleb ? erica : oh -- oh , the man , he just flusters me . bianca : flusters ? that 's a loaded word . erica : well , a lot of things fluster me . i mean , rush hour traffic , bad hair days -- bianca : and large , handsome men who save your life ? is it possible he does more than fluster you ? erica : maybe . [ scene_break ] caleb : dog ! hey , buddy . oh , man , i 'm glad grady 's looking after you . i miss you , buddy . i miss you . [ kisses photo ] how are you , buddy ? [ kisses his dog 's photo ] [ knock on door ] jack : mr. cooney , have you got a minute ? [ scene_break ] bianca : so you do have feelings for caleb ? erica : oh , i have 100 different feelings about the man , starting with infuriated . bianca : and ending with ? erica : look , honey , caleb saved my life . and more than once . and so there 's gratitude . and the two of us were isolated for so long up there on that mountain . and even though he could be very difficult at times , we still -- we got through all that , together . so we formed a bond . it 's a version of the stockholm syndrome . i 'm sure that 's what it is . bianca : but how much do you even know about this man ? erica : practically nothing . bianca : so you would never risk everything you have with uncle jack for some mystery man ? erica : of course not . jack 's the love of my life . bianca : yeah , i love him , too . and what he did for me -- bringing miranda and gabby here -- just , he has such a huge heart . and i would just hate to see that broken -- again . erica : i would never do that , bianca . bianca : are you sure ? erica : honey , why are you grilling me ? of course , i 'm sure . bianca : that 's -- that 's all i want to know . just that you are 100 % certain uncle jack is the man you want to spend your life with . that this marriage will be your last , because you 're finally , truly with the man you were meant to be with . erica : that is uncle jack . he 's my destiny . bianca : i hope you mean that . erica : i hope so , too . [ scene_break ] caleb : did you lose her again ? jack : what do you want from erica ? caleb : nothing . jack : so why did you take her back to my hotel room ? caleb : i was bringing her to you . jack : erica 's made it very clear she does n't want anything more to do with you . caleb : is that what she said ? jack : that 's what she said . and i intend to do everything in my power to make sure your paths do n't cross . caleb : well , then you better make sure she stays away from me . [ scene_break ] bianca : do you really believe in destiny ? fate ? erica : i do . and actually , you made a very good point . i do n't know nearly enough about caleb , but i intend to find out . bianca : i was n't suggesting you launch an investigation . erica : no , i mean , if i 'm going to push him out of palmer 's business , then i really need to know what makes him tick . bianca : oh . well , do n't let it interfere with all the wedding planning we have to do . erica : ah . not a chance . you know something ? i am sure that gabby -- little gabby -- and miranda -- they must be very tired . why do n't you take them and the nanny back to my place , and then get them all settled , and then you and i will tuck them in later , ok ? bianca : ok . erica : ok . bianca : where are you going to be ? erica : oh , well , i have a few things to clean out of my office . bianca : ok . erica : bye , honey . bianca : bye , mom . erica : see you in a few minutes . bianca : ok . bye . [ scene_break ] frankie : well , you know , if i get cut , i guess i have to trust that there is something better around the corner . madison : frankie , it has n't even happened yet . frankie : yeah , i know , i 'm just trying to prepare myself , that 's all . madison : ok , well , staying positive is the only way . that and lots of beer and pizza . frankie : oh . is that your recommendation , doctor ? madison : you are the doctor . frankie : yeah , maybe not for long . madison : what , am i going to have to give you daily pep talks to keep you from plummeting to the depths of depression ? frankie : you may , but you 're going to regret taking me up on my offer to stay here . madison : [ sighs ] honestly , it just reminds me how lucky i am to be in a good place . frankie : oh , rub it in , why do n't you ? madison : oh , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . it 's just so nice for my life to be running smoothly in all areas , for a change . huh . you know ? my place is almost ready , and between getting my old job back and my new relationship . trip to new york . frankie : and you 're on fire . we get it . and i 'm not , so would you pipe down ? madison : sorry . sorry . frankie : look , i 'm just kidding . i hope you know that . because you deserve it all . madison : well , thank you . frankie : so you and ryan together in the big apple ? you sure you 're ready for a step this big ? madison : it 's a business trip , and ryan already made it clear that i have my own suite . frankie : hmm . so that mean i guess it 's up to you if you want it . madison : and if i do n't ? frankie : like i said , big step . madison : it is . you 're right . but surprisingly enough , i 'm not even worried about it . i really feel like i 'm a part of ryan 's life . frankie : that 's pretty serious . madison : after this weekend , it might be even more so . frankie : what is that supposed to mean ? madison : it means that i think this trip might just take my relationship with ryan to a whole new level . [ scene_break ] ryan : you should n't be here . greenlee : hmm . [ sighs ] where should i be ? ryan : well , you should be at home in bed . greenlee : [ laughs ] ryan : and what 's so funny about that . greenlee : i 'm happy right where i am . ryan : that 's funny , because you do n't look so happy to me . [ scene_break ] david : greenlee ? you here ? [ scene_break ] ryan : you ok ? [ ryan catches greenlee as she almost falls off her bar stool ] | david and greenlee have an uneasy meal at the yacht club , then she goes to fusion where she finds out that she is not invited to her father 's wedding . although jack assures her the list is not finished , greenlee insists she did not want to go to the wedding anyway . they argue about whether greenlee and david caused the airplane crash . greenlee leaves angrily . david calls her on her cell repeatedly , but she is not picking up . when they run into each other at the park , ryan tells david he has ruined greenlee 's life and his lies will soon catch up with him . david insists that his marriage is very secure . still avoiding david 's calls , greenlee goes to krystal 's for a drink or three and runs into ryan . although greenlee insists she is fine and does not need his help , she almost falls off her stool . ryan wo n't let her drive and takes her to her room at the yacht club . |
bianca : if you want to run , go ahead . nobody 's stopping you . marissa : no one but me . i have been running ever since i found out that all those wonderful things that j.r. did for me came from you . or , no , wait . maybe it was even before that when we went away with the kids and you told me how you felt . or maybe even when we were locked in that closet and we had to depend on each other in order to survive . i knew something was going on even then . i just could n't accept -- i 'm talking too much , are n't i ? bianca : yeah . [ kiss ] i -- i 'm sorry . i ca n't do this . [ scene_break ] david : what 's the matter , j.r. ? ca n't make it to happy hour ? i can always write you a prescription for cough syrup if you like to tide you over . tad : even if you did , it would n't be worth the paper it was printed on . that is what happens when you lose your license , is n't it ? david : things change , martin . it would serve you well to remember that -- except for junior here . he 'll always need someone to fight his battles for him . bottoms up , j.r . tad : someday somebody 's gon na drop a piano on that guy 's head . if i 'm lucky , i 'll be there to see it . oh , come on . forget about him . let 's go to the meeting together , huh ? j.r. : hayward 's right . you need to back off . [ scene_break ] kendall : hi . what 's that ? griffin : pick a card , any card . kendall : ok . there 's only one here , so -- `` wild honey . `` that 's the new restaurant on main . griffin : that 's right . tina , the owner , is a patient of mine . kendall : you know a lot of chefs with bad hearts . griffin : yeah . the rich food will kill you . kendall : ok . so you 're taking me out to dinner that could be hazardous to my health ? griffin : everything in moderation . she promised to treat me and a friend . kendall : oh . a friend ? ok . so that 's what i am ? i 'm a friend ? griffin : does it matter what we call it ? kendall : not when you put it like that . ryan : hi . kendall : hi , hi . ryan : bad time ? kendall : um , if you 're looking for greenlee -- ryan : she 's in new york on business . i was actually looking for you , and i figured you might be hanging out with kendall . griffin : what can i do for you ? ryan : i would love it if you could tell me everything you know about project orpheus . [ scene_break ] amanda : i have something to tell you . i have an std , and i 'm so sorry . i really do n't know what to say or what to tell you . jake : who was it ? i 'm sorry . i have no right to ask you that . we both come to this relationship with a history , right , a past ? i have no right to ask you that question , i have no right to judge you , so i 'm -- look at me . i just put my past right front and center with cara , so -- so what is it ? an irregular pap ? amanda : yes . hpv . jake : right . standard operating procedure is they 're gon na rerun that test , and even if it comes back positive , it 's usually relatively benign . very common . very common . we just monitor it , ok ? and here 's the part that you -- it 's your choice , but normally what the responsible thing to do is you would reach out to your past relationships and you -- look at me . i just turned into a public service announcement . amanda : i really want to take responsibility for this . jake : you do n't have to beat yourself up about it , ok ? it was a long time ago . you have a whole new life now . amanda : no , i do n't . jake : but it was a long time ago . it was a long time ago , right ? before me ? amanda : it was n't a long time ago . it was three weeks ago . [ scene_break ] bianca : we both know this is a mistake . marissa : i do n't know that at all . bianca : look , i get that people want to experiment -- maybe you did n't get to in college . so now that you 've kissed a girl , you can sing along with katy perry and really mean it . marissa : why are you being like this ? if you did n't want me to kiss you , then why did you kiss me back ? bianca : i have feelings for you , marissa . marissa : what do you think it is i have for you ? bianca : i know you , and i know this is not who you are . marissa : hey , is n't that for me to decide ? look , i took a big leap here -- bianca : i did n't ask you to -- marissa : and it felt right . i want this . i want you . if this is n't what you want , then do n't make it about me . bianca : how could it not be about you ? marissa : tell me what you 're really afraid of . bianca : i 've been down this road before , and it 's a dead end . i end up losing my lover and my best friend . so that is why we need to stop this before it starts . [ scene_break ] tad : j.r. , having somebody 's back is not the same as fighting their battles for them . if i have to give you a little push to the door , it 's not such a big deal , is it ? j.r. : you do n't understand . you 're a martin . i 'm a chandler . tad : oh , come on . not that again . look , i do n't care what your name is . do you want to know who you are ? then look at yourself through your son 's eyes . j.r. : i 've been trying . i tried to make it work with marissa . that 's what a.j . wanted . tad : and ? j.r. : scott . he 's my family . he 's my cousin . he wo n't let me be who i want to be . and he keeps putting that knife in my back , and he just keeps twisting it and twisting it , and all i really want to do is take that knife out and just slit his throat . but here i am , standing in this hallway -- tad : j.r . j.r. : and it 's just about as far as i 'm gon na get . david : wow . that looks like a man determined to get to last call , huh ? [ scene_break ] ryan : this is what i found when i broke into hayward 's office . griffin : whoa . when i told you i would help you , i did n't sign on to any breaking or entering . kendall : ok , says the man who stole drugs from the hospital to help the needy . griffin : in that case , the end justified the means . kendall : this is no different . griffin : that remains to be seen . ryan : believe me , hayward is not worried about playing by the rules . trust me . griffin : so what did you find , exactly ? ryan : i found this . i found a key card . to what , i do n't know , exactly . i do n't know what doors it opens , but whatever it does , i 'm sure hayward does n't want me to know about it . kendall : `` project orpheus . `` ryan : yeah , i tried to trace it . griffin : and ? ryan : and i got nothing . i got a bunch of stuff about the greek myth . griffin : right . about the guy who went to hell and back to be with the woman that he loved . ryan : yeah . you 've worked pretty closely with hayward . do you have any idea at all what this means ? griffin : i do n't have a clue . [ scene_break ] bianca : you just have to trust me on this . you want to carve our initials in that tree ? ok . people could say , `` oh , that 's so nice , `` because they wo n't know who we are -- that we 're both women . and it only gets more complicated from there . marissa : i do n't care what people think . bianca : what about j.r. ? marissa : j.r. is wrong for me . i know that now . for the longest time i 've been trying to figure out what it is between us . when i was tied up in that closet , fearing for my life , it was you there making me feel safe , giving me the strength that i needed to fight back . bianca : we both did that for each other . that 's what friends do . marissa : yeah , but it 's more than that . when i found out that you gave j.r. the music box to give to me , everything just clicked . bianca : what do you mean ? marissa : the music box plays a song that my father used to sing to me when i was scared . and it made me feel good about myself , and it made me feel like i could do anything in the world , as long as i had the courage to try . you are that song , bianca . you make me feel the way that song makes me feel . what could be wrong with that ? bianca : i just care about you too much , marissa . i do n't want either of us to get hurt . marissa : but you 're hurting me now by walking away . bianca : someday , probably sooner than you think , you 'll see that this is right . [ scene_break ] j.r. : a man 's drink -- at least , according to my father . what did he say ? `` never order anything other than scotch at a business meeting because scotch makes a statement . but , see , that 's not what i 'm interested in . i 'm more interested in the proof : `` how fast can you get me drunk ? `` if that 's the proof , not fast enough . tad : you gon na drink it or not ? j.r. : i have n't decided . tad : what 's holding you back ? j.r. : i need to know the reason . if i 'm gon na do this , i need to know the reason why . you 're a lucky man , tad . tad : yeah ? why is that ? j.r. : you know who you are . me , on the other hand , i have no idea . scott says i 'll never be half the bastard that my father is . tad : that 's a good thing . j.r. : is it ? tad : yeah . it means you 're lucky enough to take after your mother . j.r. : no . it means i 'll never be bad enough to be my father 's son , and i 'll never be good enough to be hers . [ scene_break ] dixie 's voice : you may have the chandler eyes and the chandler drive , but , baby , you have my heart . and i 'm so sorry for the pain that it causes you . but i am very proud of the man it 's helping you become . tad . tad ! oh , save my baby . [ scene_break ] griffin : look , i told you that i would keep an eye on dr. h , but i 'm not just gon na trash his reputation . ryan : he has done that all by himself . griffin : if you want to sit around spinning conspiracy theories , you go on right ahead . i 'm not gon na do that . ryan : you do n't know hayward as well as you think you do , ok ? kendall : ryan , listen to me . we ca n't expect griff to see david the same way that we do . griffin : the man is a genius surgeon and a brilliant teacher . ryan : i hope that you will still let me know if you see or hear anything out of the ordinary . griffin : i will . why do i feel i just got scratched off ryan 's christmas card list ? kendall : david -- he hurt greenlee a lot . griffin : he also saved her life , and yours . kendall : he also tried to ruin a lot of others . griffin : ok . how about on the subject of david hayward , we agree to disagree ? kendall : for now . so you want to tell me ? griffin : tell you what ? kendall : what you 're holding back ? what you did n't want ryan to know ? griffin : how can i tell you something that i know nothing about ? ok . clearly , i 'm in a bad mood . why do n't we reschedule our dinner ? i 've got some catching up to do at the hospital , and i should put in a few more hours . i 'll call you , ok ? [ scene_break ] jake : three weeks ago ? amanda : it was after you and cara at the tent , and i thought you were -- i was out of my mind , jake . i was so jealous and so angry . jake : at me ? amanda : mostly at myself . i just confirmed my biggest fear that i 'm not enough for you . jake : this is not true . amanda : but it is . it is , and i proved it . and i screwed it all up because i had a few drinks , and i was trying to get the picture of you and cara out of my brain , but i could n't . so i wanted to get back at you for wanting her instead of me . and someone was there , someone that i know . jake : please , just tell me it 's not david . i beg you , please . amanda : it 's not david . it 's j.r . [ scene_break ] kendall : hi . bianca : hi . i used my key . i hope that 's ok . kendall : yeah , of course . bianca : i was wondering , if you 're not working , maybe we could have a girls ' day -- get mani / pedis and order bad chinese and share a bottle of wine and have girl talk . kendall : ok . what is it ? bianca : i did it again . [ scene_break ] scott : marissa ? are you ok ? marissa : j.r. and i are over . scott : oh . you know it 's for the best , though , right ? he was only gon na break your heart again . marissa : looks like i went and broke it all by myself this time . scott : oh , come here . come here . [ scene_break ] david : so the rumors are true . you could n't stay away , huh ? so which case was it that brought you back ? was it mrs. hoover 's mitral regurgitation or a heart problem of a different sort ? griffin : ok . let 's leave kendall out of this , hmm ? ryan lavery broke in here , saw your key card for a project orpheus . david : he does n't have a clue what doors it opens . griffin : not yet . listen , when you recruited me for your research , you swore up and down that we would n't get nailed for this . so how bad is this gon na get if it hits the fan ? [ scene_break ] tad : you say you 're feeling trapped between the man you 're afraid you are and the man you want to be ? you know what 's keeping you there ? decision . either take the drink or you do n't . either take the drink to kill the pain -- and live down to the expectations of others like scott and hayward , or you do n't . you decide that you can deal with the pain , you push the drink away , and you go to a meeting -- and you live up to your own expectations . this is life , kiddo . nobody gets it right . we 're all here to bump into the furniture . sooner or later , we all have to take responsibility for the choices that we made while we were here , and it hurts . decide . and just know that i 'll be right here when you need me . [ scene_break ] amanda : you hate me . just say it . jake : i 'm not saying that . amanda : i do n't deserve you . jake : i hate when you do that , though . i hate when you tell me what you deserve , what you do n't deserve . i hate what you did . i hate j.r . but you ? i do n't hate you . amanda : you should . jake : no , i messed your head up . i think the whole cara thing -- i did this . amanda : you did nothing . jake : i did . i should 've left the whole thing in the past . this is on me . this is on me . i did this . i put this whole ball in motion . i did this . amanda : but you did n't sleep with her , right ? jake : i told you i did n't . amanda : you should go . just leave . then i 'll go . [ scene_break ] bianca : so why do i keep falling for straight women ? kendall : they are n't all completely straight . bianca : straight enough . kendall : i do n't know . you do n't get to pick who you love . bianca : you , too ? kendall : mm - hmm . bianca : what happened with griff ? kendall : i do n't know . we 've gotten to such a good place right now . we worked so hard to get here , and i really thought that we were in this good place . bianca : but you 're not ? kendall : to be honest , i do n't really know where we are . if you 'd ask me this morning , i would 've told you that things were great . but then today it was like griff put these walls up , and when i looked at him , i did n't even know who he was . [ scene_break ] david : you are relatively new in pine valley , but it 's no different from any other sorry collection of mud huts you 've practiced medicine in . griffin : really ? how is that ? david : there 's an epidemic of ignorance , doctor . it 's widespread -- in fact , it 's universal . you do something extraordinary , and you are guaranteed to have villagers on your front lawn storming your keep with torches and pitchforks . but you can also rest assured that those same malcontents will be falling at your feet begging you to use your bold science to save them when they need it . griffin : if we 're not in prison first . david : the real crime would be to stop the project now . look , we 're never gon na get lavery to understand the merits of our work , even if we use flash cards and simple words to do it . griffin : ryan lavery is not stupid . david : but you know that he 's biased against me , and kendall will always follow his lead . so we continue to keep this quiet . i 'm not ready to go public yet . we do that , and they will kill the project , and we both know what a tragedy that would be . keep your eyes focused on the goal , dr. castillo . compartmentalize . you want to achieve unparalleled professional success , do n't get personally involved . maybe it 's too late for that , huh ? [ scene_break ] tad : hey . jake : hi . tad : what are you doing here ? jake : i broke this in a mild fit of anger last week , and i want to fix it . tad : you came to the right place . i got a whole box of mom 's old ones down in the man cave . hey , you remember how we were talking about letting go of the past ? jake : they make these things where you ca n't fit them in without the glass . tad : if you think we got it bad , you should talk to j.r. ooh . poor kid . he 's got the ghost of adam chandler riding on his shoulders , and the son of a bitch is n't even dead yet . still , i 'm proud of him . he 's fighting -- jake : i do n't want to talk about j.r. today , ok ? tad : what are you doing ? jake : i 'm going to the store to fix this thing . tad : jake ? what is it ? what happened ? jake : i think my marriage is falling apart . [ scene_break ] amanda : marissa 's not here . j.r. : how you doing ? amanda : i like it a lot better when you do n't try to be nice . when you 're a jerk , it 's much more sincere . j.r. : thank you . do you know ? amanda : they 're still running tests . is that who you were looking for ? j.r. : marissa ? yeah . amanda : to tell her ? j.r. : god , no . amanda : adam would be proud . j.r. : really ? why would you say that ? amanda : because is n't that the chandler way ? you do n't care who you hurt ? i guess this is where i say `` i 'm sorry , `` but i 'm not . and i 'm afraid your day 's about to get a whole lot worse . j.r. : tell me you did n't . amanda : i told jake everything , and he forgave me . you think marissa will do the same for you ? [ scene_break ] scott : here 's what i fully do n't understand -- why bianca would 've helped j.r. to begin with , to take everything that you and she shared , all the intimate details , and then pass them on to j.r. , so he could pull you back in . marissa : it 's complicated . scott : i do n't know , marissa . it seems pretty straightforward to me . i mean -- wait a minute . i think i see what 's going on here . bianca has a thing for you , does n't she ? marissa : it 's not what you think . scott : it happens . she told you how she feels , has n't she ? marissa : yes . scott : yeah . see , now it 's gon na be a little awkward there , but , marissa , i would n't even worry about it . because you two -- you 're gon na figure it out . you care about each other too much not to . come here . come here . you 're ok . j.r. , i think you should just turn around . i think you 've done enough damage . j.r. : i 'd like a moment alone with marissa in private . scott : i do n't think she wants to talk to you . marissa : no , it 's ok . scott : you sure ? marissa : mm - hmm . scott : all right . j.r. : you and i , we 've been making a go of this for some time , and there 's someone getting in the way . i think it 's time we both admitted it . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , let 's make a pact . from now on , neither one of us is allowed to fall for somebody that we actually like . bianca : what happened to `` you ca n't pick who you love `` ? kendall : i think you at least have a say in who you give your heart to , right ? bianca : so we should pick people we hate ? kendall : yes . yeah . it 's easier that way when things blow up , right ? bianca : you have a point . kendall : right ? do n't i ? bianca : mm - hmm . cheers . kendall : cheers to that . bianca : we 're not gon na really hold each other to that , are we ? kendall : probably not . yeah . not happening . [ scene_break ] david : i 'm busy . ryan : then i guess i 'll just come back when you 're not here . [ scene_break ] amanda : jake ? [ phone rings ] amanda : hello ? this is she . what did the test results say ? [ scene_break ] tad : amanda slept with somebody else ? jake : three weeks ago . tad : did you get a name ? jake : she said she was in a bad place , and this guy was in the right place at the right time -- or the wrong time , i guess -- and he took advantage . and , trust me , i would like to pound his face -- nothing better than to pound the universe -- but now i ca n't . tad : why ? what did you do ? jake : i forgave her . tad : you did ? jake : she said she felt justified because of what i did with cara . and i was so guilty i just -- forgave her . so now what ? now what do i do ? tad : if i were dad , i would tell you to look at the big picture . you 're not gon na go after the guy , and you ca n't sit around torturing yourself , because obviously she 's miserable , so all you can do is ask yourself one very simple question : do you still want to be married to amanda ? [ scene_break ] scott : hey , bianca . bianca : hey . is marissa home ? scott : she 's inside in the parlor . but i think you 're gon na want to give her a little space . bianca : is she with j.r. ? scott : not for long . [ scene_break ] j.r. : if we 're gon na move forward , we need to be 100 % honest with each other , with ourselves . i 've tried to change myself to be the best man i could be for you , for a.j . , and sometimes it 's hard . and i 've been very weak , and there 's some things i have n't told you -- and i 'm pretty sure there 's things you have n't told me , too . marissa : like what ? j.r. : scott . but i get it , ok ? he 's safe . marissa : no , j.r. , i am not playing it safe . j.r. : after all the pain that you 've been through , i think it 's safe to say you 're afraid to take a chance with me . marissa : no , j.r. , damn it , i am not afraid . j.r. : no one would blame you for taking the risk , but i 'm the one that you want . marissa : no , you 're not . i do n't want you , and i do n't want scott . i want bianca . [ scene_break ] jake : look , um , we do n't have to talk . amanda : the hospital called . they 'll have my results in the morning . jake : ok . so in the morning , we can go to the hospital together . i just want to be with you . amanda : i want that , too . [ scene_break ] kendall : you know , i have to say i 'm a little surprised that you called . griffin : yeah . about canceling on you , what do you say you and i go for a walk in the park instead ? i 'll even spring for a hot dog at the boathouse . i know it 's not pierre 's , but -- kendall : i thought that you had to work , that you had stuff to do . griffin : i need to strike a balance between business and -- kendall : pleasure ? griffin : and it 's all mine . shall we ? kendall : yeah . [ scene_break ] david : i can just go through the trouble of changing the locks on my doors , or you could spare me that trouble and the expense and just tell me what it is you want . ryan : answers . david : you have to start with questions , ryan . ryan : project orpheus -- what is it ? david : you 're kidding , right ? ahh . see for yourself . ryan : an orphanage ? you expect me to buy that ? david : honestly , i could n't care less what you buy or do n't buy . ryan : ok , hayward , i 'll go along with it . what does a greek myth have to do with orphaned children ? david : `` orpheus `` would be me . the conditions in some of these overseas institutions are a living hell . i 'm hoping to bring these children back from that . ryan : so you are saving these children ? david : we all have to use our gifts to make the world a better place , ryan . that 's right -- you do n't have any of those , do you ? ryan : you 're using orphaned children ? david : of course , that 's the way that you would choose to look at this . ryan : ok . yeah , i 'll look into that . david : i 'm sure you will . ryan : and until your story checks out , do yourself a favor and leave your door unlocked . david : if you 'd like to write a check , donations to the project are tax deductible . | in his office , david looks over his project orpheus folder . griffin hides his project orpheus key card from kendall . interrupting their kisses at fusion , ryan asks griff to tell him all about project orpheus , but he denies any knowledge of it and refuses to work against his mentor . kendall feels griff 's holding something back , as he quickly cancels their dinner date and goes to warn david of ryan 's suspicions . david asks griff to keep working on their secret research project and ignore those who want to stop them , but he fears his friend is getting too personally involved . |
[ previously_on ] jack : greenlee . greenlee : i want you to do something for me , jackson . call my mother and tell her i do n't want you to be my father . simone : i 'm greenlee . bonnie : and that means you 're -- simone : kendall . yes . bianca : how do you get over being raped ? erica : keeping it all bottled up inside me ? that was one of the worst things i ever could have done . david : forgive me . anna : there 's nothing to forgive . [ scene_break ] kendall : did i interrupt your lube job ? mia : oh , that 's not what we were doing . oh , you 're kidding . kendall : yeah . so are you if you think you can get away with this . mia : were you looking for me ? kendall : no , i was looking for aidan ; but since i found you here playing hide the grease gun , why do n't you and i have a little chat . aidan : um -- this is probably a good time for me to go and get those parts . mia : i was just helping aidan . was n't i ? aidan : yeah . mia knows a heck of a lot about cars . she 's full of surprises . kendall : hmm . is n't she , though ? aidan : i 'll go and get those pins . kendall : i 'd like to knock you off of yours . mia : not exactly the way i dreamed of spending an evening with a handsome man , but it 'll do . kendall : you are such a cheater . such a cheater . you can not glom onto aidan as your personal sexiest man . [ scene_break ] jack : well , you certainly know how to get a guy 's attention . now , come on in here . could you repeat for me what you just said ? you want me to call your mother and tell her that you do n't want me to be your stepdad ? greenlee : exactly . jack : i 'm sorry . am i missing something here ? greenlee : you 're engaged to erica . jack : uh - huh . greenlee : a woman almost as famous in life as she is in her own mind , and yet my mother thinks she has a shot at you through me . jack : well , that 's just crazy -- greenlee : i agree . i agree . but in my mother 's neurosis - laden mind , it makes sense . and erica -- erica 's convinced that there 's some big threat to her future happiness with you , and i 'm here to announce that it 's not me . [ scene_break ] erica : bianca , sweetheart , what is it ? bianca : i -- um -- i 'm tired . erica : bianca , please , i want you to tell me what 's troubling you . i know that we 've had some problems lately , but you know that nothing could ever change my love for you . bianca : yeah , i know , mom . god , you 've put up with so much . erica : what do you mean , honey ? what are you talking about ? bianca : i mean my eating disorder , my sexuality -- erica : sweetheart , you are a brilliant , wonderful , beautiful girl . and you have overcome difficulties and some disappointments , and you have managed to find out who you are . i admire you . bianca : i do n't know why you do . erica : because you 're a good and strong person . honey , please . whatever it is , please , i 'm here , and i will understand . and , honey , maybe i can make you feel better . bianca : do n't -- erica : oh , honey , dear god . sweetheart , what ? honey , please tell me . what happened ? [ scene_break ] anna : i miss you . [ door opens ] anna : if you have any more , just stick them on the pile , sean . i 'll get to it sooner or later . david : hey . anna : hi . oh , i thought you were officer lyman . sorry . david : no . i stopped by the house after i finished at the clinic just to clean myself up , and i saw you were gone , so -- anna : yeah , i just had to catch up . david : i knew where to find you . i also figured that you had n't eaten anything , so i picked you up some steamed dumplings and some spicy shrimp . anna : thank you . that was nice . i just had a sandwich . david : well , then just throw it in the fridge and nuke them tomorrow . anna : you 're not hungry ? david : no , i do n't really have much of an appetite . so , what time are you getting off ? i mean , we could stop by s.o.s . and maybe have a drink or something . anna : you do n't sound like you want to . david : do you ? anna : not really . david : is this going to work ? anna : what , you and i ? david : i 'm trying , anna . i 'm really trying . anna : yeah , i am , too . i mean , david , i would eat if i had n't already eaten , and i would talk if i did n't have all this work to do . a lot of things have fallen through the cracks , you know , since -- david : yeah . it makes concentrating on anything almost impossible . anna : i 'm looking for a lead on michael cambias . he disappeared . david : well , then you obviously have a lot on your hands right now . anna : you know , we could do something next weekend . we could go to the beach or take a couple of days . david : yeah , we could go to the mountains . yeah , that sounds like a great idea . anna : so we 'll see how the week goes workwise , right ? david : right , right . and if we can swing it , we 'll take off . anna : something to look forward to . david : yeah . so , i 'll see you back at the house ? anna : yeah . i do n't know how long i 'll be . david : i know how it works . anna : ok , i 'll call you . david : that 's all right . you do n't have to . just get there when you get there . i 'll see you later , ok ? anna : you bet . [ scene_break ] erica : bianca , sweetheart , i ca n't do anything unless you tell me what it is , honey , that 's upsetting you . bianca : i 'm sorry . erica : no . just what is it ? bianca : i do n't want to worry you , mom . erica : oh , honey , you just tell me . bianca : i -- i just -- i do n't know . i 've been thinking a lot lately . erica : about what ? bianca : i do n't know . life and everything . erica : so have i , honey . so have i , sweetheart . i 've been thinking a lot lately , too . this is a very special time . your uncle jack and i are about to get married . you and lena -- you 're starting a relationship , and i know that can be very , very exciting . and i know it could also be terrifying because you do n't know what the future will bring . but whatever happens , you know that we are going to remain just as close as a mother and daughter can be . bianca : i know . thank you . erica : sweetheart , i am just about to have the kind of life i 've always dreamed of , and you are such a big part of that , honey . you know that , do n't you ? bianca : yeah , i know . erica : and you 're still going to be my maid of honor . oh , you and lena are n't thinking about making some world tour or anything ? is that what this is about ? bianca : no , no , no . erica : so you ca n't be at the wedding ? bianca : it 's not that . it 's -- i 'm just -- i 'm in a rotten mood , and i just need to shake it somehow . you know , i 'm just dwelling on the negatives . i 'm just dwelling on everything that 's been keeping us from being happy all this time . erica : oh , honey , why do that now ? do n't do that now , sweetheart . not now , when all of our dreams are about to come true . i 'll tell you what , bianca , the truth is i just have never felt so light . i think that i may finally have completely shed all that baggage i 've been carrying around of the shame from my rape and my pregnancy and having gone through that . honey , i swear to you everything looks so bright . bianca : and i am so happy for you . erica : i 'm so happy for both of us , sweetheart . for both of us . look , i know that in the past , i have been sometimes critical of your life , of your choice of partners . i 'm so sorry , honey . please believe me , that is a thing of the past . i am 100 % in your corner -- bianca : ok . erica : and i always will be . bianca : ok , mom , stop , please . i love you . erica : i want you to believe in me , honey . bianca : oh , i do . erica : enough to tell me what is tearing you apart ? [ scene_break ] jack : greenlee , whatever trouble it is that you 're having with -- greenlee : i do n't need any more personal drama . the fusion - enchantment cosmetics war is enough . jack : ok , but how am i supposed to fix something if i do n't know what 's going on ? greenlee : you have n't noticed my mother sneaking up behind you , ready to toss a net over your head ? jack : come on in , sit down . i have noticed that when i was in the hospital , your mother was very kind . greenlee : and that did n't immediately arouse your suspicion ? jack : well , she was a little overly effusive , but nothing has changed between your mother and me , greenlee . greenlee : maybe you do n't think so . jack : look , i 'm marrying erica . your mother and i -- we were over a long time ago . greenlee : well , i 'm telling you , she has already cast you as stepdaddy extraordinaire . jack : well , there is a bit of a catch , you see , because i 'm not going to be marrying your mom . and as nice a young lady as i think you are , i 'm not looking for another daughter , either . although , i am always looking for another friend . greenlee : why ? jack : heck , why not ? it seems to me that maybe -- maybe you could use a friend right now . [ scene_break ] mia : what , we get to invent new rules as we go along in our bet ? i 'm sorry , i did n't get the memo . kendall : where do you get off ? mia : where do you get off , storming in here like a jealous bride that 's been done wrong ? kendall : aidan and i have been seeing each other . mia : oh , yeah , you danced around aidan , but no more than you messed with boyd . kendall : now , that 's not entirely accurate . mia : oh , ok , ok , you did n't get him into bed . oh , no , you hold it right there . this thing is loaded , and i do n't know any cleaner that will be able to get that out of your pretty little outfit . kendall : nice . very nice . cheating and threats . that 's nice . mia : where do you get this cheating thing from ? you have had tons of time to land aidan . not that that 's what i 'm intending to do . kendall : oh , i 'm so sure . mia : oh ! because you 've been too busy chasing after a certain manipulator , which is why i 'm here -- to alert aidan that he 's out on bail . kendall : oh , really ? did he buy that ? mia : no , not entirely . but then i won him over with my knowledge of drive shafts , valves , and distributors . kendall : oh , you are so fighting dirty . mia : sometimes it pays to be a tomboy , and 411 -- i did n't see a `` reserved for kendall `` sign attached to his dolly . kendall : his -- yeah , well , that better be the only board the two of you are sliding around on . mia : ok , would you just chill out ? aidan is way too messed up over maureen to have any interest in either one of us . no . you were going to put the moves on him , were n't you ? you were , were n't you ? kendall : i have to go talk to aidan now . mia : you came here to heal his psychic wounds . kendall : oh , please , give me a break , mia . mia : you were going to cozy up and comfort him , were n't you ? `` oh , poor aidan , let me give you everything that maureen could n't . `` that is so tacky . kendall : oh , like that was n't your master plan . mia : oh , please , you are as guilty as i am . kendall : it just so happens that i 'm here to ask aidan to be my bodyguard . mia : oh , yeah ? `` oh , protect me , aidan . throw your body over mine , aidan . `` that is classic . your bodyguard ? kendall : yes , i was . i was . look , i saw your cop in the parking lot . he looks like dennis quaid . mine is like quasimodo but with bad breath . i just thought aidan would be a better fit , that 's all . mia : ha ! i could take that line and beat you with it . kendall : whoa , i better run . you 're scaring me . mia : you better run . kendall : ooh , you 're scaring me with that little butterfly necklace . scary . mia : oh , hi . so , did you find those pins ? aidan : we 're all out , so i 'm going to have to order some more . for right now , we 're done . it 's time to pack up . kendall : oh , what a shame . aidan : i 'm just going to grab a beer and turn in early . mia : i 'm free . kendall : want some company ? aidan : i 'm not really in the mood for company , but thanks anyway , ladies . mia : well , i 'm available to assist you tomorrow , if you need . aidan : thanks , but i 'll call you if i need you . mia : all right , yeah . just call me if you need -- i do n't have much of anything going on . aidan : ok , then . the light switch is over there . the door will lock behind you . night . kendall : night . mia : i 'll be seeing you tomorrow . kendall : you will not . you will not . you do n't need to be sticking around and greasing him up for your own purposes . mia : what about your purposes ? i did n't -- kendall : excuse me ! mia : i did n't notice you asking him to guard your body . kendall : oh , that is it . hey , hey ! this is not over . you 're going to pay for this blouse . mia : you touch me , i 'll set my guard on you . kendall : your guard ? your wimpy , little guard ? my guy can kick your guard 's butt . mia : yeah , if he breathes on him . i swear , if you touch me , i 'm going to scream . kendall : go for it . you know what , i 'm going out there . you better run , girl , because i am coming after you ! [ scene_break ] bianca : mom , if there were anything to tell , you know that i would tell you . erica : all right , but call me if you think that i can help you out of this . bianca : yeah , i will . erica : promise . bianca : i promise . erica : ok . we certainly have a lot to do together . first , we have to find you the perfect dress , and then i 'm going to need your input , honey , on everything . i mean , from the candles to the flowers to the cake . you have such exquisite taste . bianca : well , after all , mom , it is all in the genes . erica : honey , i promise you , this is a turning point . from now on , everything is going to be easier . [ knock on door ] lena : bianca , is -- oh . erica : oh . well . lena 's back . lena , come in . i was just leaving . bianca , you just remember -- nothing 's impossible . ok . lena , i hope to see you again soon . lena : she 's in a good mood . bianca : yeah , she 's -- she 's high about her wedding . lena : how about you ? i hope you 're feeling better because i have something to show you . bianca , i 've made an itinerary for our trip to europe . bianca : oh , lena , i -- i ca n't go out of town with you . lena : what ? but i 've made such wonderful plans . bianca : i 'm sorry . you -- you just have to cancel them . [ scene_break ] simone : well , sure . i mean , that 's absolutely incredible . is this on the level ? i mean , if this is one of those , you know , prank shows where you try to humiliate us in front of the world -- kendall : you are totally paying for this . mia : i did n't do anything wrong . kendall : i do n't -- simone : then , great . i 'll be there . kendall : thank god , a witness . would you look at my shirt ? mia : she tried to pull out a handful of my hair . kendall : it was three strands , and this blouse cost 90 bucks . mia : it 's not my fault you do n't know how to bargain shop . simone : you guys , will you stop this petty bickering ? kendall : this is not petty , first of all . this was on sale . mia : oh , shut up . i might need surgery or a wig . simone : ok , ok , you guys are never going to guess who is on his way over here right now . kendall and mia : aidan ? simone : aidan ? kendall : yeah , i caught mia trying to move in on him . mia : oh , my god . look , he is a free agent . he 's an adult . so back off . if i want him , i 'll get him . kendall : oh , yeah , right . please . you must have been sucking too much carbon monoxide when you were under that car . simone : what ? you were under a car ? mia : doing repairs with aidan . we actually have something in common . kendall : yeah , you do -- you 're both wrong for each other . mia : no . kendall : yes , yes , yes . you know what , you may as well give it up because you 're never going to get him . just give it up . mia : no , you give it up . [ scene_break ] aidan : care to wager ? david : what do you say five bucks a ball ? aidan : should n't you be at home with anna ? or does she have to grieve alone ? [ scene_break ] anna : come in . what can i do for you ? brooke : i talked to david a couple of days ago . i just happened to mention to him that i had gone to these meetings -- they 're grief counseling -- since my little girl had died , and i just told him that they had helped me a lot . anna : what did he say ? brooke : i do n't think he was ready to hear about it yet . anna : you 're wondering if i am ? or if i can persuade him ? brooke : anna , i do n't want to be pushy . anna : no , you 're not . you 're being very kind . brooke : it 's just i thought maybe there was something that i could do to help , since i 've been through it . anna : god . how do you handle it ? brooke : i was a mess for a long time . in fact , i still go to these bereavement counsels . in fact , i 'm on my way right now . if you want , i could pick you up some literature . i could pick you up a schedule . anna : no , what time does it start ? brooke : in about 15 minutes . it -- anna : let 's go . brooke : you 're -- anna : yes , i want to go . [ scene_break ] jack : you know , greenlee , i hardly think of you as a stranger . and if i can go out on a limb here , i must say that success in business is a wonderful thing , but there 's a lot more to life . and maybe it 's none of my business , but i 'm going to ask anyway . how are things on the other fronts ? greenlee : well , i did finally open myself up to someone again . jack : ah , but i take it that did n't go very well ? greenlee : it 's not going , period . but i do n't want to think about that . it was one big , fat , horrible mistake . jack : you know , maybe we should forget about the wine . we 'll get some ice cream out , we 'll find a meg ryan movie . we can laugh , we can cry . it 'll be better than `` cats . `` greenlee : you know what , my mother may be a wack job about everything else , but she 's right about you . you 'd make a great father . erica : oh , my god . erica : well -- greenlee : i know that i am the last person you expected to find here . you 've been wonderful . thanks for the wine . jack : you 're welcome . erica : do n't let me run you off , greenlee . greenlee : i really have to go . jack : i 'll walk you to the door . listen , you -- you take care , ok ? greenlee : thank you . jack : ok . and you , gorgeous , where have you been ? i 've been missing you in a very big way erica : so , what was greenlee doing here ? did -- did mary send her over here ? what did she tell you ? jack : what are you so worried about ? erica , is there something i 'm not supposed to know ? [ scene_break ] lena : i get it . erica 's managed to persuade you not to travel with me . bianca : no , that 's -- lena , that 's not it . it 's her wedding is coming up and she needs me to help her plan it . lena : come on , bianca . from what i 've heard , erica could plan a wedding gagged , blindfolded , and taped to a chair . bianca : lena , this time is really special to her . she and uncle jack are finally going to get together . i mean , they really are each other 's soul mates . lena : i know how that feels . bianca : she just -- you know , there 's so much to plan . there 's the reception . there 's dresses to fit . i owe her this . lena : bianca , of course you do . i 'm so sorry . i should n't have made that joke about your mother before . there 's nothing wrong with a mother wanting her daughter to be involved in such a huge event . she wants you to be part of it , and i understand that . bianca : it 's just that i do n't know how much time i 'm going to have for us . lena : ok . i can deal with that . bianca : really ? you do n't mind ? lena : of course i mind . i 'll miss you every second . but it 's only temporary , right ? bianca : oh , you are so understanding , lena . lena : bianca , what did you expect ? i 'm in love with you . that 's why i came straight back . it 's not because of how we left things before . it 's just that i needed to come back and to tell you how much i love you . bianca : you ca n't . not now . [ scene_break ] mia : i could charge you with assault , kendall ! kendall : go ahead ! i dare you ! simone : oh , you guys , stop screaming . mia : not while there 's breath in my body . kendall : i can take care of that for you . mia : i 'm sure you will . greenlee : oh , kendall ? kendall : what ? greenlee : not you , the other kendall . mia : oh , there 's two ? i may kill myself . kendall : oh , allow me . greenlee : hey . `` us `` magazine mean anything to you guys ? simone : oh . actually , there is an explanation for that . yeah . mia : we were -- we were doing you a favor . greenlee : oh , identity theft is not a favor . mia : oh , that is so over the top ! simone : yeah . kendall : can i kill her first , please ? greenlee : oh , no , get in line . they impersonated us , kendall . simone and mia did an interview with bonnie fuller of `` us `` magazine , and they pretended to be us . kendall : what ? mia : bonnie knew we were n't you before the interview was over , ok ? simone : yes . mia : she thought it was funny -- sort of . simone : yeah . i mean , we did it for the good of fusion . mia : to promote the sexy man contest . simone : yes . mia : when bonnie came here to do the interview , you two were n't even here . simone : yeah , yeah . you were off doing god knows what . mia : with god knows who . simone : yeah . so we stood in . mia : right . simone : we got the coverage we needed -- mia : thank you . simone : and the fusion sexy man contest is front and center , thank you very much . kendall : i knew it . i knew it . i knew it was a mistake to hire you . greenlee : hey , you 're the one that saddled us with simone . simone : oh ! how dare you . mia : that is so incredibly low . kendall : you know what , you 're only here because of your sister , mia . mia : excuse me -- i am the face of fusionlips . kendall : oh , no , now you are the pain in fusion 's rear , thank you . simone : oh , my gosh . greenlee : guess you hit a nerve . kendall : guess so . simone : oh , no . montel : hello , ladies . i 'm montel williams , and i 'm almost hoping i 'm in the wrong office . i 'm looking for the ladies of fusion . you know , maybe this was a mistake . simone : no , no , no , no ! greenlee : not at all , not at all . this is an incredible surprise . kendall : whoo , whoo , whoo ! greenlee : have a seat . simone : water . montel : ok . thanks . simone : oh , my gosh . greenlee : hi . montel : hi . simone : oh . yeah , hi . oh , i was trying to tell them that you were coming , but then we got sidetracked . montel : you know , i have n't heard this much yelling since i did an episode on my show about kids who refuse to clean their rooms . mia : oh , my gosh . that 's my favorite segment . well , actually , my favorite are the makeovers . i love those . montel : you watch my show ? mia : are you kidding me ? oh , we watch you -- simone : oh , god , religiously . and let me tell you , you are so much more attractive in person . greenlee : and that soap when you played the judge -- please , you stole the entire show . kendall : so good , so good . but now you 're here to see us ? montel : well , i was considering , you know , featuring fusion -- well , you -- on my show . maybe building a segment around your sexiest man contest . that is , if you 're interested . greenlee : yes , yes , of course we are . of course we are . montel : well , we 'd have to shoot this before your sexiest man , you know , voting begins . greenlee : that would be july 28 . yes , definitely . simone : you know , when your assistant producer called , i did n't believe her . i thought she was kidding , and here you are . greenlee : we would have come to you . simone : yeah . montel : well , i just wanted to see what you were like in your natural habitat . simone : oh ! [ mia growls ] mia : are you disappointed ? montel : no . i mean , from what i heard when i walked in here , i think you would make good television guests -- a little loud , but -- kendall : oh , we will . i promise , we will be . promise . greenlee : this is incredibly flattering . montel : well , you know , bonnie fuller is an old friend of mine , and she told me that i 'd have a little trouble figuring out which one of you was which . so you are ? kendall : oh , i 'm kendall hart . montel : you 're erica 's daughter , right ? kendall : yes , i am . greenlee : and i 'm greenlee du pres . montel : hi . greenlee : and this simone de boudoir . simone : hey . kendall : and mia nepotism . they 're our employees . mia : that is not funny . simone : that 's not my name . kendall : it 's not , but it 's a sad fact . simone : you know what , it wo n't be after we win that private bet and we 're stockholders . mia : partners . greenlee : if it happens . kendall : yeah , bite your tongue . greenlee : they 'll be silent partners . silent . montel : wait , wait , wait . stop , stop . if i was going to do a show about feuding co - workers , i 'd have all four of you on , but i 'm not going to be able to do that . i can only have two . so you think you can figure this out without any loss of life ? [ scene_break ] aidan : yeah , she 's been spread pretty thin since leora passed away . aidan : she really needs your support , david . david : you 're about to cross over a line that you should really back away from . you do n't have a clue what anna and i lost , so do n't tell me how to treat her . aidan : oh , you do n't think it hurt when maria left me for edmund ? david : you see , you just saying that shows how clueless you really are . maria is alive . she 's able to laugh . she can enjoy sunrises . she loves and is loved . our daughter is dead , aidan . she 's in the ground . you want to compare pain ? [ scene_break ] anna : thank you . brooke : oh , you 're welcome . you 're welcome , really . sometimes it just helps to be connected , you know ? anna : i 've really been going through this alone . brooke : maybe david will go with you if you decide to go to another meeting . anna : no . he barely shows his feelings with me . he 's not going to do it in public . brooke : you never know . all right , listen , i have to go . if you want to go to another meeting , pick up the phone and give me a call . anna : ok . brooke : ok . anna : brooke , that thing you said at the meeting about getting through this -- what was it ? brooke : that you never get over -- over it . and losing a child , you just -- you know , you have to learn to go on any way you can . that 's -- that 's how you go on . anna : yeah . thanks . brooke : ok . [ scene_break ] jack : seriously , sweetheart , i get the feeling there 's some big secret i 'm not supposed to know about . what is it ? erica : of course there 's no secret . i find mary smythe to be completely insufferable . and greenlee -- i just do n't trust her . i just do n't . jack : whoa , wait , wait . you do n't trust greenlee with me ? erica : do n't be ridiculous . no , i just -- i find that greenlee has taken business rivalry to an all - time low , and so , naturally , i am concerned when i find her here . i think she 's probably snooping around , trying to find out something about enchantment . jack : and that 's your only concern -- enchantment ? erica : well , that would be plenty , would n't it ? so ? what did she tell you ? i mean , it seems like when i walked in , you were in the middle of some , you know , magical bonding moment . jack : well , now , i would n't go nearly that far , actually . we were talking . we were talking about -- about you and me and mary and greenlee . erica : oh , really ? well , then , so what was the upshot ? jack : the upshot was -- get this -- evidently , mary has me picked out as some kind of a surrogate father for greenlee . what do you think of them apples , huh ? how does that strike you ? [ scene_break ] lena : you do n't want me to love you ? bianca : no , i -- it -- look , it came out all wrong . i 'm just -- i just ca n't go away with you right now , and i 'm going to be very busy . lena : because erica needs you . bianca : yeah , and there 's only so much of me to go around . lena : and you 're afraid that i need you so much , i will get in the way ? bianca : something like that . lena : hey . my letter . you did n't open it last night ? bianca : what , you sent me a letter ? lena : no , i came here last night , i told you . but it was so late , i left it . myrtle and boyd -- we did n't want to wake you . bianca : last night . bianca : i 'm sorry . i -- you know , i did n't know about it . i 'll read it tonight . lena : bianca , you know , if there 's anything you want to talk about -- anything at all -- or if you do n't want to talk , either way , i 'm here for you . bianca : thank you . lena : so -- i guess it 's getting late , and i think you need some time to yourself . bianca : yeah . lena : sweet dreams , huh ? and remember , everything i wrote in there i mean . [ scene_break ] kendall : there 's no discussion about it . mia : to be fair , we 'll draw straws . greenlee : you 're kidding . simone : mia and i did the interview with bonnie . that 's how you and your people found out about the sexy man contest , right ? montel : i 'm not in the middle of this . greenlee : simone , you 've already had your 15 minutes of stolen fame . kendall : yeah , now it 's our turn . greenlee and i founded fusion . mia : but you could n't have kept it running without us . simone : exactly . kendall : look , mia , when montel does a show on disgruntled employees , we 'll be sure to include you in that . mia : hey , hey , i am an integral part of this business . my perspective is every bit as important as yours is . right , mr. williams ? simone : yes , and the sexy man contest is totally -- i repeat , totally -- mine , which means i have to be on the show , right ? right , montel ? greenlee : you work for me -- kendall : for us . greenlee : which means that any ideas you have for fusion belong to us . simone : you ca n't -- kendall : you came up with the idea . we were the ones who started the company , so we really own the idea . simone : oh ! mia : oh , please . greenlee : is n't that how it works , montel ? tell them , montel . kendall : come on , tell them . greenlee : he 's gone . kendall : what the hell ? great . mia : well , with all of your carrying on , he probably wanted to preserve his hearing . greenlee : oh , yes , insult us . that will make us decide to put you on `` montel . `` kendall : boy , you got brains . you got brains . [ scene_break ] aidan : you 're right . you 're right , david . i 've never known pain like what you and anna are suffering right now . david : well , you should be happy for that fact . aidan : but i still would never trust you around my aunt again . david : i do n't need your trust , aidan . i need anna 's . aidan : you 're damn right . [ scene_break ] officer : hey . second officer : i got something you need to look at . this guy murphy -- he 's just horrible . first officer : ok , i got you . [ scene_break ] erica : well , i 'd like to strike mary smythe . several times . imagine suggesting that you play daddy to greenlee . jack : crazy . erica : it 's crazy . jack : yeah . erica : oh , she needs a job . jack : you really think putting mary to work would clear this up ? erica : well , the thing is she 's in between tennis pros and cabana boys , so she 's bored . she 's got nothing to do . so it seems like she 's just trying to cause trouble for us . jack : well , i guess that might be a possibility , sure . erica : she 's not going to cause trouble for us , is she ? jack : uh - uh , no . erica : because we are going to get married , and we are going to live ecstatically ever after . jack : that is the plan . erica : and i 'm not going to let mary smythe cause trouble for us . jack : not going to let me go that easily , huh ? erica : never . never . under any circumstances . [ scene_break ] lena 's voice : `` bianca , my sweet . i wanted so much to wake you and tell you how much i love you , to hold you close and promise that the joy you 've given me will light every day of our future . but it 's late , so i leave you to dream your sweet dreams and to sleep in peace , knowing that you 'll always be safe in my heart . good night , my angel . rest well and know that you 're loved . `` [ next_on ] erica : what are you talking about ? what do i have to prepare myself for ? kendall : battle . greenlee : well , dad , do you want to set mom straight , or should i ? michael : bad dream ? [ bianca gasps ] | kendall and mia argue over aidan at the garage . to their disappointment , aidan ends up brushing them both off and leaves for sos . erica urges bianca to tell her what 's wrong . bianca can see her mother has had a breakthrough and has finally gotten over her rape . she decides to not ruin erica 's happiness , so she does n't say anything about michael . later , bianca tells lena that she wo n't be able to leave town with her because she needs to help erica plan the wedding . lena seems disappointed , but says she understands . greenlee tells jackson that mary is trying to use her in order to get closer to him . jackson assures greenlee that the only woman he 's interested in is erica . he tells greenlee that he does n't need another daughter , but he would n't mind being her friend . greenlee tells jackson that he really would make a wonderful father . erica comes in just in time to hear her say that . greenlee leaves and erica asks jackson what greenlee told him . jackson can tell erica is keeping something and asks her what the big secret is . erica dodges the question and distracts jackson with the wedding plans . the two of them decide that they wo n't let mary ruin their happiness . back at fusion , greenlee discovers that mia and simone had impersonated her and kendall during an interview . the four of them get into a fierce argument , but quickly get on their best behavior when montel williams shows up . montel tells the girls that he would like to feature fusion on his show , but he can only have two company representatives . the girls start arguing over who 's going to be in the show . david and anna attempt to piece their lives together and decide to go away for a weekend in the near future . anna later goes to a therapy meeting with brooke in order to cope with losing leora . david ends up at sos and gets into an argument about anna with aidan . |
j.r. : so , what 's the big secret ? you guys had your heads together . it certainly looked serious to me . what did he say to you ? babe : it was nothing . i -- j.r. : well , it had to be something . you 're obviously upset . babe : he just -- he wanted to know how bess was doing . jamie : i 'm glad she 's all right . any luck finding the guy ? j.r. : they 'll get him . babe : j.r. , let 's go . i just want to get bess home . jamie : yeah , so do i . derek : ok , let 's go . jamie : where to ? derek : you can wait in the interrogation room until you 're processed . jamie : great . derek : all right , let 's go . danielle : aunt livia ? it 's dani . you 've got to help me . it 's a matter of life and death , i swear . it 's daddy . he 's completely lost it . [ scene_break ] krystal : what did jamie do to get thrown in the clink ? tad : i do n't even want to think about it . last time he got arrested -- krystal : whoa , last time ? tad : last time . krystal : sweet baby boy 's got a rap sheet ? tad : he goes off on a tarry once in a while because he 's too damned hotheaded . krystal : sounds like somebody i know . tad : yeah , well -- krystal : i 'm sure it 's just a misunderstanding . tad : listen , i 'm sorry for running out on you like this . krystal : i 'd be disappointed if you did n't . tad : whatever . thanks for understanding . krystal : hey . tad : whoa . [ krystal grabs his coat sleeve , spins him back into her arms , and kisses him ] tad : what the hell was that for ? krystal : for good luck , and a rain check . tad : i need a cold shower . [ scene_break ] greenlee : looks like we 'll get an exclusive deal . ryan : great . greenlee : ooh , more enthusiasm . you 're still worried about me doing a 9 : 00-to-5 : 00 with kendall . ryan : well , i 'm just -- you know , i 'm getting serious bad vibes . where 'd she just disappear to ? greenlee : she 's hiding , eavesdropping . kendall , we know you 're listening ! she 's thrown everything at us and we 're still standing . ryan : well , that does n't mean that we should let our guard down , all right ? my guess is she 's going to use my brother as a smokescreen for her next move . greenlee : well , from what i can tell , jonathan can handle her . she 'll need new ammo , and you 'll be ready . ryan : but my gut says that she 's got her sights set on you now and she 's just waiting for the right time to pounce . [ scene_break ] bobby : you want me to seduce greenlee ? kendall : well , it 's not like i 'm asking you to romance a stone . bobby : oh , so you also want the romance and the sex . kendall : call me matchmaker . i saw the two of you up here together , and light bulb . bobby : you spied on us . kendall : it 's obvious you find her attractive . how hard could it be ? bobby : well , i find you attractive . how about i seduce you ? [ scene_break ] tad : what are you doing here ? david : i want to see krystal . tad : this is my house . david : her car 's in the driveway . tad : i do n't have time for this . you got a stalker . david : look , you were n't at home and i could n't reach you on your cell phone . it 's important . krystal : listen , it 's ok , tad . i mean , you 've got other issues to deal with . tad : yeah . i 'll check in with you later . krystal : so , what is so important that you had to hunt me down . david : babe . krystal : what about babe ? david : what i said at the chandlers ' , about wanting to be more than just a sperm donor ? well , i meant it . i want to be a real father . krystal : what , do you want a pat on the back or -- david : i want you to teach me how . [ scene_break ] jamie : i blew it . i told babe j.r. gave her the drug . reggie : and that 's a bad thing ? jamie : what if she confronts him and throws it in his face ? reggie : oh , you 're scared j.r. 's going to go after her again . jamie : god , see , i do n't even want to think it . but if he drugged her up , there 's no telling what he could do . you know , maybe i 'm wrong . maybe i missed something . reggie : no , no , no , jamie , you 're dead - on , all right ? jamie : i got to get out of here . i got to -- i got to get to j.r. before he does something stupid . reggie : it 's too late for that . jamie : i got to talk to him ! reggie : what , you think he 's going to give you a confession ? jamie : no , i want him to tell me that i 'm wrong . maybe there 's another explanation . reggie : and maybe derek frye 's going to give me a medal for keeping phelps off the street . jamie : just say i 'm wrong . reggie : and say you 're right ! are you ready to go there ? jamie : i love my brother , no matter what he 's done . i do n't want to lose him . [ scene_break ] ryan : nothing is off - limits for kendall , all right ? if she used my own brother against me , who knows what she 'll pull out of her bag of tricks to bring you down . jonathan : well , do n't worry , if kendall tries to get me to sleep with greenlee , i 'll fight it all the way . that was a joke . tough crowd . [ phone rings ] ryan : gail . just a sec . pickering 's on the line about the international distribution deal . jonathan : so you want to work on some tax management . greenlee : hit me . jonathan : why do n't you fill me in on the local tax situation ? greenlee : how about we start with you ? jonathan : me ? what ? i paid my taxes . greenlee : all i know is that you 're ryan 's brother , you have an mba , you need to work on your humor , and you pay your taxes . jonathan : yeah , that about sums me up -- no lame pun intended . greenlee : hmm . jonathan : i was looking at last year 's quarterlies compared to this year 's projected payments , and -- greenlee : no , it does n't . jonathan : excuse me ? greenlee : it does n't add up . a smart guy like you ? how could you sleep with kendall not knowing that it 's ryan 's ex ? [ scene_break ] kendall : do n't play me . bobby : it takes two . kendall : try a different approach on greenlee . bobby : hmm . you complaining ? kendall : i 'm offering you a job . bobby : hmm , more like a hit . kendall : hey , whatever works for you . bobby : ok , i get greenlee into bed , wreck her marriage , you get ryan back . what do i get ? kendall : you get satisfaction of a job well done , and cash -- lots of it . bobby : how do you know i 'm the right guy for the job ? kendall : hmm , i know it . bobby : hmm . because i did a job on my wife ? kendall : your wife left you . she dumped you . so what do you have to lose except the chance at easy money ? bobby : you also said that you would help me get anita back . kendall : yeah , i 'll help you get rich , and then you can use every dime on your little wifey trying to get her to fall in love with you all over again . bobby : i do n't need the money . i 'm doing all right on my own , thanks . kendall : oh , come on . bobby , come on , you 're living medium . living large would be so much better . i can make it happen . bobby : how are you so sure i 'll say yes ? kendall : i did n't pick you because of your green eyes and that cute little smile of yours . you are all about big risks for big bucks . you got vegas in your soul . you get off on the rush . the money 's just a perk . bobby : god , you got it all worked out . kendall : i know what i want . 20 grand . bobby : 50,000 -- cash . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you barely knew kendall and you jumped in the sack with her . jonathan : i got a degree in business , not women . i get it now . sleeping with kendall was a mistake . greenlee : at least you 're a fast learner . jonathan : i promise you that fusion 's new tax structure is far more interesting than i am . greenlee : i 'm just trying to get to know my brother - in - law . jonathan : ok . here 's the scoop on me . for the last seven years , i 've been focused on one thing -- school . my hot dates were with textbooks . if i was n't on the computer , i was at the library , and if i was n't at the library , i was at some lecture hall . greenlee : a hottie like you all locked up with your books ? i do n't buy it . tell me more . we 're family . jonathan : i was driven . any social life ? it was n't existent . besides , you know , working to pay my way , there was n't -- there was n't a lot of time for personal grooming . and then there was also that humor glitch . greenlee : well , you 're starting to get funnier . jonathan : yeah ? greenlee : mm - hmm . ryan : hold on . yeah , i got the papers right here . all right , go ahead . jonathan : ryan inspired me . my brother left home , threw himself into the world . he knew what he wanted and he went after it . the bigger the risk , the better it was for him . greenlee : what about you ? jonathan : total opposite . and when things heat up , ryan reaches into the fire . me ? i go and look for an extinguisher . greenlee : you like to play it safe . jonathan : um , all right , past tense . when i graduated , i realized it was going to go one way or the other , and i did n't want to be in back of an office somewhere , shriveled up . greenlee : you 're not exactly shrivel material . jonathan : amazing what a little free time plus an extreme makeover can do . so i packed up my diploma , i headed to new york , and ta - da . i got the works done . greenlee : i doubt they had a lot of work to do . jonathan : but remember , it was an internal makeover , too . i had to relearn that i could talk without raising my hand and that i could speak above a library whisper . greenlee : hmm . and all the women were ready to hear . jonathan : it was lonely behind the library stacks . so when kendall propositioned me , i could n't say no . greenlee : you 're not the first . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok . all right , 50 big ones it is . but you do n't get paid until you play . bobby : you really want to blow up this marriage bad . kendall : to the moon . bobby : ok . how do you want to work this ? kendall : greenlee is a sucker for a compliment . something about her eyes should get you in the door . bobby : hmm , that 's it ? kendall : the details are up to you . be creative . just get her into your bed . bobby : ok , what are we talking here -- greenlee gone wild , caught - on - tape kind of thing ? kendall : no , no , i want ryan to see this with his own eyes . you call me , i 'll make sure he gets a front - row seat . bobby : whoa , whoa , whoa . me in bed with the wifey , up close and personal ? sorry , i need some hazard pay for that . kendall : oh , come on , you look like you can take care of yourself . bobby : you 've done this before . kendall : it 's foolproof . bobby : well , as long as the fool gets paid . kendall : you know i 'm good for it . you just concentrate on greenlee . do we have a deal ? [ scene_break ] jack : and so the charges are what ? derek : possession with intent . jamie : to take down a dealer . tad : you have the right to remain silent . i would exercise it . reggie : that punk deserved it . jack : hey , hey , hey . jamie : dad , this is totally bogus , i swear . tad : you mean like the last time you were arrested ? jamie : exactly . tad : this is why i do n't call your mother . derek , would you excuse us for just a second ? derek : yeah , i 'll be back . tad : possession ? jamie : dad , they got it all wrong . this guy pushes to kids . tad : so , what , you think that entitles you and reggie to play mod squad ? jamie : no , reggie and i had him cornered . he threw his stash at him . tad : yeah , great , so the police arrest you up to your elbows in drugs . well- played , james . jamie : we were going to dump it . reggie : but the cops jumped in on us too quick . we did n't have a chance . derek : so embarrassing . jack : oh , come on . danielle was part of this ? reggie : i tried to keep her out of this , i swear . danielle : oh , thank god you 're here . daddy just booked me , right down to the fingerprints and the mug shot . derek : what are you doing here ? danielle : i called her . derek : what ? danielle : i have a right to an attorney . livia : derek , we need to talk . derek : right after i process reggie . let 's go . jack : all right , just hold on a second . now , if you book him , he 'll be in violation of his probation , derek . he might go to prison . derek : well , he should have thought of that before he got mixed up with a known dealer . jack : reggie does not use . i believe his story . derek : well , his story is lame , jack , and you know it . tad : for the record , i 'm with derek on this one . jamie : you think i was buying ? tad : no . i think there 's a lot more to this story than you 're letting on . so just out of curiosity , who are you protecting ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : you have n't said much . you ok ? babe : bess was almost kidnapped and jamie 's arrested . i 'm about as far from ok as i can possibly be right now . j.r. : i understand . why do n't you go swimming , take a nap . get your mind off of it . what ? babe : when you left me and bess at the park , you said you had to do something at work , all urgent , but then you came back . why ? j.r. : i told you . i went to the car . i saw that guy with bess . come on , what are all these looks for ? babe : do you blame me for what happened to bess ? j.r. : why would you say that ? babe : because if i would n't have helped that little boy and if i would n't have turned my back , none of this would 've ever even happened . j.r. : yeah , but that does n't mean that it 's your fault . babe : but at the police station , you kept keeping bess away from me , and when i asked if you hated me , you did n't even give me an answer . j.r. : babe , i do n't hate you . babe : but you blame me for nearly losing bess . j.r. : where is all this coming from ? babe : david had said that the night that i stayed out , you felt like i was neglecting bess . j.r. : hayward ? that guy is such a jerk ! first of all , he announces that he 's your dad . now he 's pulling on your strings . babe : j.r. , i can think for myself . j.r. : yeah , well , then you know that he has a major hate - on for me , and he wants you to hate me , too . babe : so you did n't talk trash about me ? j.r. : of course not ! i 'm the one that told you to go to the party , remember ? babe : do you think i 'm a good mama and a good wife ? do i make you happy ? j.r. : you are just totally stressed out . babe : j.r. , please , i need to know this . do you still want to be with me ? do you even still love me ? [ scene_break ] krystal : i do n't know why you 're asking me how to be a father to babe . you seemed to know what you were doing when you made your big announcement . david : all right , but what next ? look , you said yourself that i was just trotting out my dog - and - pony shot . krystal : so which is it ? david : it 's just that when i hugged babe and i said all the right daddy lines , of course a part of me was faking it . krystal : what ? david : oh , come on . i suspect babe was , too . krystal : oh , great , great . you 're off to a great start , accusing your daughter of lying . she was touched . she -- she reached out to you . david : yeah , why ? why ? because she actually felt something for me ? or maybe it was because she thought it was in her best interest to do so because she knew that i was about to give bess over to bianca . krystal : so you think she 's playing you ? david : hey , she 's a smart girl , you know , just like her mother . krystal : and she 's got a big heart , unlike her father . david : all right , look , you know , maybe this is n't getting off on the right foot here . the point is this , krystal -- i do n't know babe . we do n't know each other . and i want to know her . you know , i 'd like to have a relationship with her . so i guess i 'm just trying to find , you know , where do you start ? krystal : well , i think keeping your promise would be a good place . david : no , i gave her my word , and i intend to live up to it , ok ? i want her to know that she can trust me . krystal : you really mean that ? david : yes , i do . what you and babe have -- well , it 's the real deal . and i would like that for myself . krystal : well , it 's going to take some work . david : and i 'm willing to work at it . that 's why i want to start by getting the chandlers out of the way . krystal : you have been a daddy no more than two seconds , and already you 're getting territorial ? david : j.r. and adam do n't want me anywhere near babe or bess . they 're going to throw everything they can in my way . krystal : well , can you blame them ? i mean , you have done some real damage . david : that 's why i need you . krystal : why ? david : to run interference . krystal : oh , listen , listen , the chandler household is already complicated enough . david : yeah , but you 've already figured them out . you 've found a way to manage them . krystal : yeah , it 's like managing a pit of gators . david : krystal , you have to do this for me . i need you to keep j.r. and adam out of my face , ok , so i can get to know babe . krystal : i do n't have to do anything . david : are you forgetting what i 've done for you ? krystal : you know , i -- i do n't like your tone . david : i 'm keeping your secret ! krystal : oh , ok . so that 's how it is ? you 're going to hold that over our heads ? is that your idea of fatherly love ? well , you know what ? i 'm out of here . david : you owe me . krystal : are you threatening me ? [ scene_break ] ryan : so with the merger , the loss carried forward 's going to save us tens of thousands of dollars and we 're not going to pay any tax on the subsequent earnings . greenlee : you mean we 'll be making tax - free money ? jonathan : sweet . kendall : wait , wait , wait . are you in or are you out ? bobby : i like to live on the edge . kendall : ok , but listen -- bobby : hey , guys . ryan : i thought you left . bobby : i tried . kendall cornered me on the roof . greenlee : you 've plowed through the laverys , now you glom onto bobby ? bobby : actually , she offered me a very interesting proposition . ryan : you might want to watch out . kendall 's propositions have trapdoors . bobby : oh , this one 's pretty straightforward . it 's a job , purely freelance . very big bucks . greenlee : what kind of job ? bobby : as a matter of fact , it involves you . greenlee : why am i not surprised ? what 's the big plan ? bobby : well , kendall wants you and i to get into bed together on an ad campaign for fusion . ryan : and what do you know about advertising ? bobby : well , i know vegas , and she wants this to be a high - glam , high - glitz , high roller kind of thing . and she thinks that you and i would be the perfect match . what do you think ? ryan : wow , that 's really exciting and everything , except no deal because kendall does n't have the authority to offer you a job without consulting us first . bobby : actually , i was n't interested anyway . i do n't need the job . [ phone rings ] ryan : yes , lavery . i got to take this . bobby : well , i guess the meeting 's over . it 's great seeing you . congrats again , ok ? greenlee : thanks . bobby : ok . kendall : ahem . bobby : next time you want to pimp someone to get your boy back , do n't call me . jonathan : now , is it me , or was there a lot more going on than that job offer there ? greenlee : welcome to kendall 's world . rule number one -- never turn your back , never blink , and never trust a word that comes out of her mouth . jonathan : oh , i know . i 'm way ahead of you . i 'm packing a cross , steak , and garlic . kendall : ooh . no wonder you were third in your class . come on , let me show you the file room , and how to get out of there if simone corners you . come on . ryan : ok , i 'll get that stuff out to you right away . thank you . i 'm busy here . kendall : you really know how to spoil a girl 's fun . ryan : not right now , kendall . kendall : ok , it 's your loss , ryan . it 's your loss . but that campaign i came up with could have worked wonders for us . ryan : for fusion . kendall : yes , fusion is all i 'm interested in . would you like to hear more ? jonathan : thank you for the file tour . greenlee : well , simone can bring you up to speed tomorrow , but do n't let her lock the door . ryan : meet me on the roof . so , what did you guys get ? jonathan : oh , as soon as i figure out your system , i 'll know where we stand . ryan : ok , sounds good . kendall : ok , well , i 'm not even here anymore . i think i 've had enough proposals shot down for one day . ryan : well , i 'll see you tomorrow . [ scene_break ] derek : ok , reggie , let 's go . jack : whoa , whoa , whoa . just hold on . can we please just have a minute ? derek : one minute . jack : fine . reggie : man is cold . jack : forget about him . please explain to me why you would do such a thing . reggie : it is what it is , j , all right ? i did n't do anything wrong . jack : so you and jamie just decided to organize your own drug bust . reggie : no , this guy 's been all over the place , all right ? in the music store , in the park pushing to kids . he even tried to bug on me and dani one time . jack : so why not let the police handle this ? reggie : jack , i did the right thing . things just got a little sidetracked , that 's all . jack : look , is this some kind of a vendetta ? i mean , is this some kind of payback for your mom ? reggie : this had nothing to do with my mom , ok ? jack : your mom is an addict . guys like seth phelps , they give her what she needs . now , i could understand if you wanted to lash out . i would , too . reggie : jack , look at me . i told you this had nothing to do with my mother , ok ? [ scene_break ] jamie : i 'm trying to help someone , all right ? tad : is it babe ? it does n't take a rocket scientist , james . drugs put her in the hospital , so you thought you 'd go after the dealer . jamie : i wanted to find out who gave her the drug . tad : did you ? derek : ok , jackson , time 's up . i got to process these two . livia : well , process this , chief . nobody 's going anywhere . derek : ca n't you just hold dani 's hand until i get back ? livia : danielle 's not my only client . i represent reggie , as well . derek : what ? livia : jackson called me in since he 's still on suspension . derek : oh , this is too much . livia : oh , i 'm just getting warmed up . you press charges against my client , and i 'll hit you with a lawsuit , brother or not . derek : you have no grounds ! livia : well , i 'll start with malicious prosecution . [ scene_break ] david : i just -- i want someone on my side with this , all right ? krystal : well , then just act like you have a heart . david : you 've already been convinced by martin that i do n't have one , remember ? i stole his wife . i drugged a boatload of people . i 'm evil incarnate ! krystal : well , you 've done some god - awful things . tad : and who the hell are you , sister krystal ? it takes a pretty cold - hearted person to do what you did to bianca . krystal : you love bianca , and you think i am so despicable . then why keep the secret ? david : because i want a daughter . i want someone in my life , all right ? someone who 's my own flesh and blood . and i want that so badly that i 'm willing to hurt someone i love deeply to get that . krystal : why do n't you just get a puppy instead of using babe and bess to fill that hole that 's eating you alive ! david : i do n't give a damn what you think , ok ? you do n't have a clue what this is like ! i have nothing in my life , all right ? do you understand that ? nothing ! [ scene_break ] j.r. : you know how i feel about you . babe : j.r. , something 's been off with us for a while now . we hardly even talk . j.r. : yeah , but we 're talking right now . babe : you know what i mean . yeah , we talk about work and we talk about bess , but never about us . we used to look into each other 's eyes and make all these plans and be all silly and romantic , but now -- j.r. : we 're married . we got different responsibilities . things change . babe : like making love ? we hardly even do anymore . we do n't even do anything . did i do something ? is it me ? are you sick of me ? j.r. : babe , you had a rough time after bess was born . you just got out of the hospital again . we 've been busy . we 're tired . hey , do n't worry about it . babe : something 's different . you 're different . what are you keeping from me ? j.r. : i tell you everything . babe : do n't shut me down , j.r. , like at the police station . j.r. : babe , we almost lost bess today . my brother got busted with a drug dealer . i 'm sorry if i 'm a little bit tense right now . babe : he was a drug dealer ? did you know him ? j.r. : what ? babe : well , i saw how the two of you were looking at each other . it was like you knew him or something . j.r. , tell me . i 'm not going to stop asking . what are you keeping from me ? [ scene_break ] derek : i ca n't believe you 'd file suit against me . livia : reggie 's my client . he has a case . derek : he was caught with a fistful of drugs ! jack : which he had no intention of using or selling , derek . you know that . livia : this is not about drugs . it 's about dani . ever since reggie made her eyes light up , you 've been out to get him . derek : because he 's a delinquent . livia : because no matter what you do as a father , they keep seeing each other , so you wave your weight around as police chief to try to stop them . derek : i hope this is n't your argument in court because it wo n't stand up . livia : well , forget about court and just step back for a second and you 'd see that everything you 're doing is wrong and it 's hurting everybody , including you . derek : i have a job to do . livia : what about your job as a father ? derek : i 'm doing the best i can ! livia : i know you love dani , and i know you want what 's best for her , but this is not the way . if you go through with this , you could end up losing your daughter . derek : it 's for her own good . livia : dani needs to trust you . mimi has let her down in so many ways . she needs to know that she can feel safe with you . you need to listen . you need to understand and not slap handcuffs on every boyfriend you disapprove of . dani needs to know you trust her . danielle : yo , king man . reggie . you really went off on that dealer back there . you were awesome . tad : i 'll tell you what -- you share with me what you have , ok ? i 'll look into it , and whatever happens , we 'll do it together . all right ? jamie : i ca n't . i got to do this alone . reggie : so , what 's up with the chain gang ? derek : no charges will be filed against you . seth phelps is another matter , but you 're free to go . danielle : thank you , daddy . tad : no , you 're coming home with me . jamie : i got somewhere to go ! tad : it can wait . jamie : dad , do not hold me back . i got to do this . tad : all right . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you 're right . you 're right . i know the drug dealer . seth and i went to high school together . babe : oh , god , j.r. , you 're not -- j.r. : no , no . i gave up drugs a long time ago . but i think there 's a connection between seth and whatever you got slipped at sos . babe : why would somebody i do n't even know want to drug me ? j.r. : because of me . come here . i ran into seth earlier that day . i guess he thought i blew him off when i did n't respond to his subtle sales pitch . i think he 's getting back at me by drugging you . babe : did you see him at sos ? j.r. : no , i think he used a buddy . babe : do you have any idea who ? j.r. : he 's got a lot of friends . ask jamie . he knows them . babe : he does ? j.r. : that 's why i warned jamie that seth might be behind this . babe : is that how he got arrested with that seth guy ? j.r. : he said it was about you . babe : you think jamie 's buying drugs ? j.r. : i do n't want to believe it , but jamie 's been acting kind of weird lately . babe : no way is jamie using drugs . j.r. : god , i hope not . you see why i did n't want to tell you ? i did n't want to get you all worried . i 'm sorry if you felt like i was shutting you down . i just want to protect you . i want to give you the life that you deserve . you believe that , do n't you ? babe : yes . j.r. : you 're my life . i love you more every day . [ scene_break ] kendall : come on , ryan . where are you ? reggie : thank you so much for saving my butt . jack : yes , which i 'm going to put into a chair so that i can explain to you the many other options to a vigilante drug bust . reggie : can we talk about that on the way home , please ? jack : yes , we can . consider us gone . thank you , livia , very much . livia : she 'll be fine . jack : of course she will . she has an absolutely great lawyer . shall we ? [ scene_break ] danielle : lock me up , swallow the key , because i 've heard it all before . derek : there 's no lecture . danielle : you do n't trust reggie , you wo n't trust me . derek : all i want to do is -- danielle : keep me down , stomp all over my self - esteem -- derek : danielle -- i just want to apologize . danielle : you do ? derek : yeah . i 've made a mess of things . i love you . and i want to be a good dad , but i 'm just adjusting to the full - time gig . god , you 've grown so much . danielle : glad you noticed . derek : but you 're still my little girl , and the only way i know how to be a father , the only way i know how to show my love is to protect you . danielle : whether i need it or not ? derek : yeah , i 've held on too tight . i 've come down too hard . i get that . you know , i -- i do n't tell you enough , but you have made my life so much better . crazier , louder , but it 's home now . it 's real nice . just be patient with me , danielle , and i 'll do my best to be the father you need . danielle : i love you , daddy . derek : i love you , too . danielle : so does this mean you 'll let me see reggie now ? derek : dani -- danielle : you want to give this a real shot , give reggie one , too . you got your mind made up so well that you ca n't even see how great he really is . come on , daddy , try to see what i see , please ? derek : all right , you can see him . danielle : oh , thank you ! derek : but on a limited basis . danielle : i can work with that . i got to tell him . derek : no , no , no , wait , wait , wait , wait . you are still grounded . danielle : what ? derek : one week . i can make it two . danielle : all right , already . one week , starting now . [ scene_break ] krystal : are you all right ? david : i do n't know what the hell i was thinking . this is a waste of my time . krystal : david , i understand . david : just -- just drop it , ok ? enjoy your life with chuckles and the rest of the martins and the chandlers . krystal : david -- david , wait . david . you really want a chance with my -- with our daughter ? david : yes . yes , i do . krystal : no tricks ? no games ? all right . all right , i 'll help you . i 'll help you be a real daddy to babe . [ scene_break ] jamie : oh , thank god you 're all right . babe : jamie . jamie : i got to talk to j.r. about what he did now . is he here ? babe : you 're a liar . [ scene_break ] kendall : remember the last time we were up here together , just the two of us ? we made love . ryan : i 'm on to you , kendall . kendall : you were on me that night . so , why did you want to see me alone ? ryan : whatever you think is going to happen is not going to happen . kendall : ryan , it was your idea to come up here , to meet me up here . do n't tell me you do n't remember what we did right there and right over there . ryan : can it , kendall , all right ? you want blood , but you 're not going to get it . kendall : is that a threat ? ryan : no , it 's a warning . you want to stay in this town , work at fusion ? you made your choice and i made mine . kendall : now , that 's the ryan i know . so decisive , so macho , and so wrong about me . ryan : if you do anything to hurt greenlee or my brother , or anybody that i care about -- my 80-year - old mailman -- then you will be dust . you understand ? in this company , in this town , and in my life . kendall : well , you do n't give a girl much room to maneuver . ryan : i mean it , kendall . i mean it . if you try anything , i will find a way to get you out of my life for good . that 's a promise . kendall : give it your best shot , ryan . because i 'm going to get what i want , and that 's a promise . [ next_on ] maggie : why stay here ? you have no commitments . babe : jamie said you 're the one who drugged me . kendall : you are going to take these keys , and you are going to use them if you know what 's good for your brother . greenlee : tonight , dear husband , you 're in for fabulous . | since he has nothing in his life , david tearfully asks krystal to help him be a good father to babe by running interference with the chandlers . krystal agrees to teach him how to be a real daddy as long as there are no tricks or games . after questioning jonathan about why he slept with kendall , greenlee sees how someone so socially inexperienced could have been taken in by her . bobby declines kendall 's offer to seduce greenlee , but she promises to do whatever it takes to get ryan back even after he threatens to grind her into dust if she tries anything . |
adam : if you 're plotting hayward 's murder , i 'm in . j.r. : right crime , wrong victim . adam : son , i know -- i know you 're angry with me , and i understand why . j.r. : no , that card is not going to play with me , dad . adam : do n't -- do n't cut me out , son . i know how desperately you want that woman to be your mother . the dna test results will be here shortly -- j.r. : and you will be the only parent that i have left . and i ca n't afford to lose you , too . adam : no , you ca n't . and i ca n't afford to lose you . [ scene_break ] tad : you know , i got to hand it to you . you have an innate talent of knowing the exact worst possible moment of when to break up with me . krystal : i guess our timing was never that great , tad . tad : no . i guess not . so this is it ? this is , you know , no conversation , no debate ? just no way ? krystal : that 's it . we 're done . but the truth is , you know , we really never were together to begin with , tad . [ scene_break ] di : i 'm dixie ! the dna will back it up , so whatever you think you have figured out , you 're wrong . david : i am so impressed . no , no , no , that is an understatement . i am in awe . di : why ? because your impostor is going to turn out to be the real thing ? david : exactly ! and i know how it 's going to happen . damn ! you could actually turn out to be dixie after all . [ scene_break ] babe : you came back . does that mean you 're not mad anymore ? jamie : no , this means i want this straightened out , one way or another . babe : jamie , this whole thing with di kirby and mama and adam -- i 'm sorry that i did n't tell you . i just -- i felt like i did n't have a choice . jamie : no , you had a choice -- trust me or do n't . you did n't . so when did i become the enemy ? [ scene_break ] ryan : tell me i did n't hear you right . you did n't just say that you 're -- greenlee : pregnant . yes , i am . ryan : do n't , greenlee . do n't mess with me like that . greenlee : i 'm not messing with you , ryan . it 's not a joke , it 's the truth . i 'm having a baby . [ scene_break ] kendall : can we get the vip suite ? zach : yeah . there 's no sound , only picture . kendall : we do n't need sound . kendall : oh , god . zach , he knows . greenlee told ryan . zach : and he 's not handing out cigars , is he ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : i took an early pregnancy test . i knew before i took the test . i knew the moment i conceived . i mean , the timing was perfect . i can already feel the hope , the love growing inside me . it was n't bad sushi that made me sick at erica 's party tonight , it was morning sickness . i 'm 100 % for sure pregnant . ryan : it 's impossible . greenlee , i made it impossible -- unless it happened before . greenlee : no , after . remember i told you i went to the fertility clinic ? ryan : please tell me that you did n't -- greenlee : ryan , think of tonight at the gazebo . you said you wanted to see if you could forget the past and embrace our future , and you did . you said the ghosts of your father and your brothers were gone , that the evil and the rage vanished with them . you 're free . we 're free to have our life and our family . try to see it , ryan . try to see that this is the right thing . nothing bad can come from this child . only good , only love . this child is our future . please embrace it . ryan : greenlee , i told you that i could n't -- i can not raise a child , greenlee , not even one by an anonymous donor . greenlee : back when you were the new guy in pine valley , you went to this fertility clinic . you made some donations for some extra cash . i found that out . that 's the real reason that i went to that fertility clinic . not to find some anonymous donor , to find you . [ scene_break ] kendall : come on , ryan . come on , ryan , reach out to her . come on , tell her she did the right thing and how incredibly happy you are . zach : maybe you 're expecting too much . kendall : just because you blew it as a father does n't mean that ryan will . [ scene_break ] ryan : there 's no way . there 's no way . that -- that was such a long time ago . they would 've thrown those samples out ages ago . greenlee : there 's no shelf life . they last as long as they last . yours waited for me . ryan : so you just walk in there , and you demanded my sample ? greenlee : the first time . you remember the owner , dr. madden , at our place threatening me ? i met with him and told him that i wanted to be inseminated with your baby , but he refused to do it without your consent . ryan : and you knew without a doubt that i would never give that . greenlee : no , i knew what a gift that i was giving us . i broke into the clinic , and i found three vials that matched your donor profile , and then i had a specialist run a dna check to isolate yours and make me pregnant with it . it took the first time . it was meant to be . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you know what was a great day around here ? the day you kicked mary smythe to the gutter . lord knows you 've had some rotten choices in women , and mary the faux artist gold digger -- that was strictly desperation . adam : do n't give her a second thought . i do n't . could we get back to you and me ? j.r. : yeah , i see that you 've been spending more time with brooke . you showed up for a strong shoulder when edmund died . she also got you scared enough to go see a doctor , get that blood pressure under control . tough love -- it proves that she cares . adam : brooke is a remarkable woman . i 'm amazed you even care . j.r. : now , you know what ? do n't -- do n't get all choked up on me . because this is all about me . the moment i find out those dna results , and i prove that my mother is my mother , and you just put us through the shredder just for the fun of it , i 'm cutting you out of my life . adam : you 've already threatened to move out , son . but when the dna tests arrive , everything is going to change . j.r. : moving day is on its way , and there 's nothing that you can do about it . so find someone else to obsess on , micromanage , make miserable . the sooner you find someone , the better . heck , why do n't you find someone to give you a kid , so you can teach the black arts to , or all your dirty , little , nasty tricks ? lord knows hayley and colby are long gone . and in a few short hours , your son will be history , too . [ scene_break ] jamie : i get when you have to step over the line to keep family safe . i jumped over the line with you , so you could hold on to your son . we ran , we took risks , but we took them together . you had my back , i had yours . where 'd that go ? babe : nowhere . it 's still us . jamie : three words , babe -- `` di 's a fake . `` you did n't say them . babe : and i told you i did n't want to put you in the position where you felt like you had to keep more secrets from your dad . jamie : you do n't get to make that decision for me . babe : well , i was afraid that you could n't keep the secret , that you would tell tad and everyone before my mom got released . now , i 'm sorry , jamie , but i just could n't risk it . i could not risk my mom doing nine more hard years in prison . the careys and the martins -- they have different rule books , and i know that ours does n't make much sense to you and that it 's hard to live with . it 's one of the reasons that i told you you 're free to walk away from me . jamie : do n't . do not pull that crap again . [ scene_break ] tad : i 'm not going to do it . i am not going to stand here and discuss dixie . krystal : this is n't about dixie . this is about me . this is about what i want . tad : ok , fine , you tell me what you want . i guarantee you i will deliver . krystal : i -- i want my freedom . tad : you are free . you 're out of prison . we do n't have to deal with visiting hours or metal bars or bad food . krystal : i 've never been -- i 've never been married . you know that . what does that say to you , tad ? tad : it says you never met the right guy -- until you met me . krystal : it says that i want the whole package . i still do . i want that once- in - a - lifetime love . i want a guy who looks at me like i am the only woman in the world , and that 's not you . it never was . tad : how can you say that ? how can you look me in the eye and say that ? all i 've done over and over again is tell you how much i want to spend the rest of my life with you . i mean , how much more do you want ? krystal : i want to be first and last and always in my man 's life . i want to be his reason for smiling and for breathing . anything else would be settling , tad , and -- krystal carey has never settled for being second best , and i 'm not going to start now . tad : and marrying me would be second best ? krystal : no , no , that 's not -- tad : yeah , that 's exactly -- krystal : no , no , tad , no -- tad , you are -- you 're wonderful . you are -- you are smart , and you are funny , and you are -- you are sexy as hell , and i know -- i know you love me . just not enough , and that 's not good enough for me . tad : you do not get to stand here and tell me how much i do or do not love you when you have no clue . krystal : i have eyes . i have eyes that can see clear down to your soul . and as much as you do n't want to love dixie , tad , you love her way too much to stop . [ scene_break ] david : i think i know why you used me to infiltrate dixie 's family , why you 're hanging around as if you own the place , even though you 've been tagged as an impostor , and why you 're betting your entire life on dna test results that could land you back in prison . di : oh , this is you sweating me , so i 'll -- i 'll break down and tell the truth behind the lie . i 'm sorry , david . there is no lie , except the part about you being a genius problem solver . i 'm dixie cooney martin . the dna will back it up . david : well , i 'll give you this -- you have dixie 's fight in you , that 's for sure . so what else of hers do you have , i wonder ? we both know that when those test results come in , you could be in for one hell of a surprise . [ scene_break ] tad : you know something ? i 've had it up to here with people telling me how i feel about things . krystal : i am trying to tell you how i feel . tad : and i 'm saying it 's stupid . it 's -- it 's worse than that . it 's just -- it 's foolish . i can not believe you 're doing this . i can not believe you 're throwing -- you 're throwing us away all over again . krystal : tad , there is no us . it 's always dixie . dixie 's alive , dixie 's dead , dixie 's in disguise . we 've never had a ghost of a chance , and you are the only one who does n't see that . tad : you better think long and hard about what you 're doing . what if di is a fake ? what if dixie never came back ? krystal : that 's my point . she never left . and all that talk in the prison about how you 're finally free ? as much as you want to believe that , tad , you 're not free . tad : well . i guess you got me , what , all worked out . hell , you got me shrink- wrapped . how dare you sit there and try to tell me that you know me better than i know myself . krystal : i 'm sorry you see it that way , because all i 'm trying to do is make it easier on both of us . i want you to let me go without beating yourself up or without thinking that you let me down , because you did n't let me down . you did n't . you gave me this memory book of happy days and happy nights , and i 'm going to carry that with me . i am . and i 'm going to be fine , just like i always am . and i want you to be fine . i want you -- i want you to be happy , ok ? not just satisfied . tad : i want you . i do n't want anybody else . you 're nobody 's second choice -- my second chance , maybe . and i 'm smart enough to know i 'd be a damn fool not to reach out and hold on with both hands . krystal : and you would be a bigger fool to not take a good , hard look at where you stand with dixie , or di . i saw you outside tonight . and the sparks that you two were giving off -- they lit up the sky . [ scene_break ] di : you 're not my svengali anymore , david -- i mean , not that you ever really were -- so you can give up trying to psych me out . david : you have a lot riding on dixie 's dna . you think you have an ace in the hole , but you 're really not sure how it 's all going to play out . di : yeah , well , i guess you 'll just have to wait and see . david : you and me both . wait too long , i ca n't help you . di : i forgot how good you are at this . you take control , and you do n't ease up . you keep pulling the strings until you find one that hopefully will -- will rope me in . david : sorry , kiddo . you 're not going to get rid of me . check it out . look what 's written there in the stars -- david and dixie , together forever . [ scene_break ] ryan : you swore . you swore -- i was there -- you swore on our love that you would never , ever get pregnant . greenlee : no , sweetie , i swore on our love that i would never have anyone 's child but yours , and i kept my word . [ scene_break ] kendall : look at her face , risking everything , putting it all out there . god , please do n't let him hurt her . [ scene_break ] greenlee : remember that night in the park ? you looked at me and you knew something was different , i was different . you were right -- because i had a tiny life inside me , an innocent life , our child 's life . ryan : you are carrying my child ? greenlee : yes . [ scene_break ] jamie : you do this every time . we get into a mess , you give me permission to walk away . guess what -- that does n't solve anything . we have problems , we deal with them . we do n't turn our backs . well , at least i do n't . so the only one who 's going to walk away from this is going to be you , babe . j.r. : wow , happy days . looks like my brother is finally dumping the trash . [ scene_break ] tad : i ca n't do this . i ca n't listen to any more of this . krystal : i know the words went in , but i do n't think you really understand what i 'm saying . tad : oh , yeah . no , i got it . believe me , i got it , chapter and verse . i know all about your -- your expert opinion about me and dixie or di or whatever the hell her name is , and i think it belongs in a woodchipper . ok . i 'm not going to beg you to marry me , and i wo n't ask you again . but i want you to know one thing . you 're dead wrong when it comes to how i feel about you . you got your mind made up , so go ahead and ride off into your sunset looking for that happily - ever - after you were talking about , because god knows you deserve it . happy trails . di : krystal carey , you are a damn fool . [ scene_break ] adam : this is adam chandler . i want a progress report on those dna tests . somebody better call me back . david : waiting 's tough , especially with so much riding on the results . but i can help you take the edge off , adam . adam : oh , really ? inject me with one of your homemade potions , i fall on the ground and bark at the moon ? david : no , that would be an improvement . adam : go to hell . david : no , you do n't want me to go , adam . at least not until i tell you a deliciously twisted secret , all about dixie and di and dna . [ scene_break ] kendall : his face is blank . what 's going on ? zach : calm before the storm . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i said this was a surprise . it has to be a heck of a shock . you 've had more than your share of those , a lifetime supply . i 'm sorry , but this was the only way . after the shock wears off , you 'll begin to feel the love . that 's where i started . it 's what gave me the courage to do this , prove to you just how strong my faith in you is . i have enough faith for both of us right now , in us and in the family we 're creating . i know it 'll take time for you to get where i am , to find that faith . but we have time -- nine months . i hope you 'll be ready to go with me in a couple weeks to see my doctor for my first prenatal visit . i 've got tons of questions about diet and vitamins and what 's best for our baby , and you 're going to have to help me . no more living on chinese take - out . we 'll have to ice the champagne until the baby 's birthday . but the best part is going to be you and me at the ob 's office , seeing the first sonogram . be sure to bring tissues because i plan to cry buckets . i mean , we 're going to see his or her tiny heart beating , his little -- little feet and little toes . i 'm going to blow up like a balloon and love every minute of it , and we 'll -- we 'll feel her or him kicking . we 'll go shopping for the nursery and buy little clothes and little shoes , and buy stuffed animals and make up silly little names and paint the ceiling full of northern lights . i love you so much . i ca n't wait for you to feel what i already feel -- this overpowering love for our miracle baby . [ scene_break ] kendall : zach , look . look , she 's doing it . greenlee 's getting through . oh , god , please , please , please let this be all good . [ scene_break ] ryan : how many times did i tell you , greenlee , that i ca n't do this ? how many ? i made it very clear . and to back it up , to prove to you how serious i was , i had a vasectomy . i fixed it so we would never , ever have this conversation . i had a vasectomy , and you accepted that . greenlee : i had to accept it . you gave me no choice . you justified it by saying you believed it would save us . i got pregnant , because i believed that would save us . ryan : so -- so you 're saying what i did justifies what you did ? greenlee : yes . i am . [ scene_break ] kendall : what is he doing ? what -- pills ? what is he taking ? zach : it 's -- it 's some kind of a rage thing that hayward gave him . kendall : ok , well , do we get in there ? zach : no , not yet . give it some time . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan , you do n't need to take those . ryan : you 're going to tell me what i need right now , are n't you ? greenlee : listen , we 've just got to look at each other and talk , get back to that place we were tonight , that perfect place under those heavenly lights , back to our love and the future . ryan : controlling my rage -- i 'm fighting for this for my life and for your life , greenlee , and i believe that i can do it . but a child -- a child will open the door to that darkness and will bring out the worst in me -- and i am talking about the worst , like braden , jonathan , and i did to my old man -- and i will not risk that , greenlee . i will not unleash that monster . you have to terminate this pregnancy . [ scene_break ] j.r. : it seems the lovers who have laughed in the face of kidnapping and axle grease are calling it quits . i have prayed , i have prayed , i have prayed for this moment . well , maybe not in church , but i have devoutly wished that you 'd stop thinking with your tool belt and realized that you 've hooked up with a pathological liar . it seems my wish and aunt phoebe 's wish has been granted . as soon as you throw babe out on her moneymaker , the sooner i 'll be able to hand you aunt phoebe 's estate . and then `` paging dr. martin , paging dr. martin `` will be more than a burnt - out pipe dream . babe : jamie , what 's that ? j.r. : a `` dear babe `` letter -- karma perhaps -- just like you wrote me . his love for you is dead , drowned in a river long ago , far away . jamie : read it out loud . j.r. : `` i hereby relinquish all claims and rights to phoebe tyler wallingford 's estate . signed , james edward -- `` blah , blah , blah . babe : are you sure you want to do this ? jamie : sign off on it all , cancel j.r. 's thrill of playing god ? babe : jamie , it 's giving up . jamie : it 's not what counts . j.r. : what am i supposed to do with phoebe 's millions ? jamie : donate it to a group that helps troubled boys . save them before they grow up to be you . [ scene_break ] adam : you know , when i buy a new stock , i always have a pretty good idea of how it 's going to pay off . the same is true of your little secret . how will i benefit ? david : oh , not much . just an end to the whole di - dixie guessing game . adam : the game you had a big hand in . hmm ? what 's your angle ? david : same as it 's always been , adam . i give up my secret , you get j.r. to lay off of babe , give her more time with her son . adam : well , you tell me the secret , and i 'll decide what it 's worth . david : uh - uh , uh - uh . no , i 'm sorry , adam , that 's not the way this works . but i guarantee you , you will be very , very happy with this payoff . adam : you are so desperate to salvage something from this travesty you 've set in motion . i 'm not going to help you pay for your mistakes . david : last chance to get onboard , adam . knowledge is power . adam : you know , i can smell the fear on you . yeah , go ahead . be afraid . and i 'll make good on my promise to tear you apart and piece you back together with a staple gun and baling wire . david : ow . ca n't say i did n't offer you a chance to get in on the ground floor . adam : no . the dna test will end di 's little game of `` who am i ? `` david : mm - hmm , yep . it certainly does look that way , does n't it ? [ scene_break ] krystal : why do n't you knock on a tree before you barge in ? di : you 're an idiot to push tad away . i do n't want to come between you , i do n't intend to come between you . krystal : dixie lived and breathed . that 's what came between us . the question is , are you dixie or not ? di : tad was building a good life for himself before i showed up , better now that you 're free . i do n't want him to lose that because of me . krystal : that 's sweet . sweet , huh ? you want him to have something to fall back on when you crash his heart again ? di : krystal , nothing about you screams `` fallback . `` krystal : and nothing screams `` love that blocks the sun `` either . you know , tad 's heart is beaten up pretty badly . you 're dixie , you reject him . if he finds out that you 're running a con -- i mean , you 'd think that he 'd be down for the count . but the truth is , even with his heart black and blue and barely beating , he 'll never get over you . di : that together forever was just a dream we had . krystal : oh . well , then i must 've been dreaming , too . i saw you two tonight . and the stuff that was bouncing off of you , the -- the heat , the chemistry , the l - o - v - e love -- whatever you want to call it -- there were some vibes there . let me tell you something -- you got it just as bad for him as he does for you . [ scene_break ] tad : any word on the dna yet ? adam : no ! i called , they have n't called back . when di is declared a bona fide fake , you want to press charges , or did you want me to do the honors ? or do we just go right straight to tar and feathers ? tad : let 's not hang anybody till we know what 's what . adam : you are so soft . that 's your problem . that 's why you 're such a disappointing opponent . tad : i would n't bet on it . adam : dixie did that to you and my son . they knocked out all your stuffing , and the impostor did n't help . but i 'm going to be able to undo the damage done to j.r. just as soon as di kirby is exposed and put back in jail . tad : you know , sometimes i wonder what test we could possibly give you to get you locked up for all the damage you 've accomplished as a husband , father , brother , human being . or maybe we should just have you neutered . [ scene_break ] j.r. : when are you going to realize that she 's not worth it ? babe : how do you do it , j.r. ? tonight you let me spend more time with little adam . you were almost human . how do you turn that on and off ? jamie : j.r. can not be human when i 'm around , babe . since we were kids , he 's always tried to win . you see , right now he 's going to play us until we break up , so that way he wins again . it 's not going to happen , j.r . i 'm not leaving babe . j.r. : i will win , one way or the other . you see , the money is still yours , jamie , whenever you get the brains to take it . babe : you are so awesome . no matter how hard he tries , he 's never going to be able to beat you . jamie : we are staying together . will you please tell me you 've finally got that ? babe : yes . i 'm so sorry that i held out on you . never again , i promise . from now on , we 're going to work through all of our stuff together . jamie : see ? i do win . tad : ahem . i 'm sorry . jamie : it 's ok , dad . tad : did n't mean to interrupt . jamie : it 's fine . babe : where 's mama ? tad : she 's -- um -- on her own . i 'm afraid the wedding is off . according to krystal , it was never on . david : rejected , huh ? gee , i sure hope dixie pans out . otherwise , you 're spit out of luck . [ scene_break ] di : i tried helping you on the inside , but it is impossible trying to get through to you now . krystal : however this game of yours ends , you keep the misery going for tad and , i will come after you . because if you destroy him , i will destroy you , and there is not going to be anything left but little scraps . so good luck with those test results . [ scene_break ] greenlee : stop saying that , ryan . you do n't want -- you do n't want me to get rid of our baby . ryan : no , your baby . you made it , you decided , you end it . greenlee : no . no , ryan , you do n't mean that . ryan : oh , i do mean that . i do , and i will not change my mind , and you can not change my mind . you terminate , or i am so out of here . [ scene_break ] kendall : no , they 're in trouble . they 're in trouble . zach : hey -- if you barge in there , you 're going to send him over the edge . kendall : i 'm not afraid of ryan . zach : you should be . if anyone goes in there , it 's going to be me . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i will not terminate this pregnancy , and i 'll be damned if i let you leave me . ryan : well , the choice is mine now , and i 'm making it . greenlee : you 're so wrong about this baby , ryan , how you would treat this child . you 'll love this child . you would never hurt it . i believe that . why ca n't you ? ryan : you end it , or i end us ! greenlee : no . you 're cheating yourself , and you 're cheating me , and i wo n't let you do that . ryan : why did you have to do this ? everything was fine . greenlee : everything was fine ? fight club was fine ? ryan : i was getting better , greenlee . every day , every day i was getting better . greenlee : and you will if you give yourself a chance , if we have this child . ryan : i said no . no . greenlee : you 're not like your father . you 're not condemned to do what he did . ryan : do n't you bring my father in it . greenlee : he gave up on himself . he settled for being this sadistic -- ryan : do n't do this . greenlee : son of a bitch . ryan : just do n't do it . greenlee : and braden gave up , too . he gave in to his rage , and jonathan did , too . ryan : stop it . greenlee : but it ends here , ryan , with you . i will not let you give up . i 'm not going to let you give in . ryan : shut up ! shut up ! [ scene_break ] tad : what brings you back ? jamie : babe , and the test results . tad : well , nothing 's come in yet . babe : i 'm so sorry . tad told us . krystal : yeah . i 'm going to be fine , honey . do n't worry . i 'll be fine . j.r. : mom , where did you disappear to ? di : oh , i just took a walk on the grounds . j.r. : yeah ? i hope you did n't run into any night crawlers . adam : if you 're all waiting here for food , the kitchen is closed . lucretia has her orders -- refrigerator light goes on , shoot to kill . [ doorbell rings ] adam : i 'll get it . j.r. : no , i 'll get it . aidan : the dna test results are in . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan , take it easy . you have to listen to me . ryan : i 've heard it , greenlee . i 've heard it , and i 've heard it , and there 's nothing that you can say . nothing . greenlee : ok . then we wo n't talk . we will -- let 's just sit , just hold -- sit with me , hold me . ryan : just get away from me . greenlee : no , ryan , stop it . ryan , stop it . you wo n't leave me , i wo n't end this pregnancy . this is our child , ryan . this is our life . you ca n't make me kill it . you ca n't make me kill our baby ! ryan : shut up ! [ ryan grabs greenlee by the shoulders and slams her against the bureau , then raises his fist to her face . ] [ scene_break ] kendall : no ! [ scene_break ] ryan : one more word , and i swear to god , greenlee -- [ next_on ] derek ( to adam ) : who do you want arrested this time , and why ? adam ( pointing to di ) : she 's right there . amanda ( to josh ) : i am exactly what you need . josh ( to amanda ) : what do you really have in mind ? ryan ( to greenlee ) : you thought getting pregnant would save me ? you killed me . you killed any chance that we had . you killed it ! | at the chandler house everybody awaits the dna test results until aiden comes and announces they are complete . krystal tells tad that he must realize that he will never be over dixie and for that reason , she can not marry him . david seems to believe that this woman is di kirby falsifying herself as dixie , but seems believe that he can still get the others to believe she is the real dixie and that he can work it to his benefit . babe and jamie are in a big argument and it sounds like he 's ready to end it with her until jr comes in and shoots off his mouth . after hearing that , they conclude that their differences can be resolved and they mean to much to each other to break up . |
randi : hey . angie : my macaroni and cheese casserole you love so much . for you and that bundle of joy on the way . randi : sounds great . come in . angie : all right , just for a few minutes . i thought we could watch the press conference together . frankie : what press conference ? angie : well , the coroner finished his report on the d.a . your dad is going to announce the cause of death . randi 's voice : he 's dead , is n't he ? i killed him . [ as she recalls henry 's death , randi feels faint ] frankie : hey , oh . angie : sweetheart . [ scene_break ] natalia : one day before kendall slater 's supposed to go on trial , and the d.a . shows up dead . talk about some weird timing . jesse : sometimes justice comes from outside the law . randi 's voice : you 're sure that this is gon na work ? jesse 's voice : yeah . it has to . natalia : you 're glad north 's dead , are n't you ? [ scene_break ] reporter : in just a few moments , we 'll be hearing from police chief jesse hubbard . he 's set to release the coroner 's findings in the sudden death of district attorney henry north . this -- kendall : so i just got an e - mail from liza saying she 's on her way over to discuss my case . zach , i told you that woman is not going to be my lawyer . zach : she 's available , and she 's good . kendall : you did n't just hire liza because she 's a good lawyer and her calendar is open . there 's some other reason . now , this is my life on the line , so please tell me what it is . [ scene_break ] colby : can i take stuart out on the grounds ? i wo n't leave the club . it 's just so nice out . liza : sure . sure , but if you see david hayward out there , would you come right back , please ? i do n't want him anywhere near your little brother . colby : why would david care about stuart ? liza : because he -- honey , he somehow thinks that the baby is his . [ scene_break ] tad : hey . jake : hey . i was waiting . i was waiting and waiting and nobody 's -- where -- where have you been ? tad : where have i been ? i 've been doing detective stuff -- for you . i mean , you are aware that david 's been sniffing around , trying to figure out whether or not liza 's kid is his , right ? jake : oh , yeah . yeah . well , do n't worry about that . krystal said that he 's backing off . tad : well , in that case , then why is he running a secret dna test at a private lab ? [ scene_break ] david : we should have the results sometimes this morning . marissa : i hope he 's not your son . david : you 're the one who gave me access to his dna . i thought you were on my side . marissa : no , i am , i am , but if liza has been passing off your baby as hers , that means they all faked a baby 's death . david : that 's a disturbing thought . marissa : yeah , it 's sick . i do n't get how anyone could do that , especially her . [ scene_break ] zach : there 's no secret reason why i hired liza . she 'll get the job done , bottom line . kendall : no . zach , i did not agree to this . come on , zach , i said no . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] colby : he thinks you somehow switched the babies or something ? i guess david would go there . stealing a baby is something he would do . he 's that selfish and evil . [ scene_break ] david : look , i , um -- i got to get back to work . i 'll call you as soon as the dna results come in , ok ? marissa : ok . david : you ok ? amanda : go away . david : you had an appointment with dr. samson . amanda : and you 're spying on me . david : i just want you to know that i think you 're very brave . i wish i had the guts to go to therapy about all of this . but once i started talking about our son , the pain of losing him , i think i would fall apart , and i do n't think i could pull it back together . look , i 'm sorry . i just -- i think it 's great that you 've found a way to deal with this . amanda : david . i have n't pulled it back together . david : listen , um , something really strange happened to me yesterday . i ran into liza and her son , and i felt this connection to the boy , and it was so intense , it was so real . i could n't understand it . amanda : i get it . i felt it , too . [ scene_break ] tad : did n't you hear me ? jake : yes . tad : david 's running a dna test . why are n't you freaking out ? jake : i do n't have any reason to freak out . tad : what are you talking about ? your entire plan is about to get blown to hell because david is gon na find out that little bundle of joy that liza 's been toting all over town is his kid . jake : all right , calm down . just calm down . tad : do n't tell me to calm down . do you know what 's gon na happen when amanda finds out that you gave away her baby to liza ? i 'll tell you what . she 's gon na leave you . you 're going to lose your wife , right after we lose that baby to hayward . jake : calming it down . i got it all under control , ok ? [ scene_break ] jesse : north was as dirty as they come , but it does n't mean i 'm happy he 's dead . officer : they 're ready for you , chief . jesse : send them in . [ scene_break ] randi : i just got a little dizzy . what time is that press conference ? frankie : forget that . you need to relax , eat . randi : i want to watch it . jesse : good morning . i 'm chief jesse hubbard . two days ago , delamont county district attorney henry north was in the washington , d.c. , area on business . he was driving a rental car when that vehicle went over a cliff and exploded on impact . the coroner has performed an autopsy , and i have his findings . mr. north died from injuries sustained during that accident . it is believed he fell asleep at the wheel . assistant d.a ... randi : i need to go use the rest room . jesse : andrew willis is taking over a number of mr. north 's cases . angie : your father looks so tense . frankie : he hates the spotlight . angie : no . it 's more than that . jesse : .... trial will be postponed ... frankie : you still think he has something to do with north 's death ? angie : no , but he has n't been himself since that night , and every time i try to bring it up , he just shuts me down . [ scene_break ] rachel : i have no idea when kendall will be back , but she left a note for you . liza : `` not interested . `` we 'll see about that , hmm ? rachel : excuse me . kendall 's not here . liza : so the sports car outside and the expensive purse is yours ? yeah . i 'll wait . kendall : thank you , rachel . did n't you get my note ? you must not be a very good lawyer if you ca n't read . liza : we 'd better get started , kendall . there 's a lot to do . kendall : ok . i -- i do n't want you to represent me , because i hate you . liza : well , i am not particularly fond of you either . kendall : well , then why are you doing this ? liza : because i am doing a favor for zach . [ scene_break ] taylor : hey , i think you missed a spot . brot : hey . taylor : hey . brot : what are you doing here ? taylor : well , were n't you looking for this ? brot : yes , i was . thank you . where did you find it ? taylor : it was in my purse . remember you put it in there the night with that confusion ? brot : yes , i do . thank you for bringing it by . taylor : sure . no problem . how are you ? brot : i 'm good . you know , just busy . i 've actually started to hang out with a bunch of the guys , and , you know , we play poker , eat pizza , the usual . taylor : some people never change . brot : yeah . you look nice . taylor : thanks . i 'm going to brunch . brot : a date ? taylor : it 's not a date . it 's just a meeting . you know , it 's like an eating meeting . just a friend . you know -- tad . brot : i hope it goes well . taylor : it 's not a date . i just hope i do n't do something like spill my plate into my lap . you know me -- i need a bib . well , i do n't want to be late , so i 'll see you . hey , brot , um ... i 'm sorry . brot : taylor , you have nothing to apologize for . [ scene_break ] zach : is it over ? you sure ? randi : i feel so much better . angie : well , that 's good . i 'm glad . i should get to the hospital . and you -- make sure you take care of your wife . frankie : i , uh -- i know it 's just not morning sickness . something else is bothering you , and i think i know exactly what it is . [ scene_break ] zach : you took an oath . what 's gon na happen to randi ? jesse : randi 's going to have a baby , and that baby 's going to need a mother . you of all people should understand . so my oath , my duty is to protect that family . [ knock on door ] officer : someone 's here to see you . [ scene_break ] kendall : i know . i know . you throw my case . i get a life sentence , and you get my husband . liza : kendall , i am not like you and erica . i do n't need to possess every man that i meet . zach needed a brilliant lawyer , and he got one . kendall : modest as always . liza : you do n't need modest . kendall , you need driven , ambitious , and hungry . you know , your trial is gon na be on the front page every morning and lead the news every night , and when i win , you will not only be free , but i will be a rock star . kendall : you being selfish -- i can buy that . liza : i would also like a fresh start . i have a child now , and i do n't want sleeping with your husband to be how my homecoming is remembered . kendall : henry north was sure that he could convict me , so what makes you think you can get me off ? i went to the chandler mansion to kill adam . i was seen on the terrace with a gun in my hand -- the murder weapon . the new prosecutor will use all of that ammunition . liza : that 's exactly why i 'm gon na put you on the stand , and when i do , you 'll see why i 'm the best . [ scene_break ] madison : did you tell the chief yet ? i know what really happened to my husband . over the years , henry enjoyed quite a bit of extracurricular activity . i hired private detectives to keep tabs on him . picked up a few tricks of the trade . those security tapes from the hotel in washington are missing because i took them . i saw the hooker who was with my husband the other night . i saw her arrive , saw her leave and come back , and then you arrived . later , the two of you wheeled out henry 's dead body on a room service cart . that hooker murdered my husband , and you helped her cover it up . jesse : randi is not a hooker . she is my daughter - in - law , and there 's no way in hell i would ever let that rapist , dead - though - he - may - be husband of yours destroy her life . do you hear me ? [ scene_break ] frankie : you 're gon na be a mom . that 's huge . i know it 's tough not having your own mom here now , but look at you . career woman , wife , mama - to - be . you 've overcome so much to create a beautiful life , a beautiful future . i think your mom would be proud . you 're gon na be the best mother a kid could ever have . randi : i love you . frankie : i love you , too , which is why i can read your mind . randi : really ? frankie : yeah , and we 're gon na do exactly what you want , so come on . let 's get out of here . yeah . [ scene_break ] madison : my husband was not a rapist . do n't you dare turn this around on him . your daughter - in - law was cheating on your son . jesse : you need to get your facts straight . she would never do that . zach : randi met your husband many years ago . they got serious , and he wanted to have a life with her . well , randi does have a life now , with jesse 's son . jesse : listen , i can take it from here , zach . go on . please go . zach : ok . jesse : your husband was obsessed with my daughter - in - law . he was pressuring her to get back together with him . madison : so she was the one -- the one that my husband could never forget about . jesse : oh , but she forgot about him . you see , she loves her -- she is in love with her husband , my son , the father of the baby she 's carrying . she went to d.c. to convince him to back off . he refused . she tried to leave his hotel room . he tried to rape her . he did n't succeed , but you know what ? you can change all that . you can make old , dead henry proud -- pick up right where he left off and rape her with the law . [ scene_break ] taylor : yacht club . brunch . tad : oh . oh , god . taylor -- um , taylor , i 'm so sorry , honey . i -- i -- i really am so sorry . i do n't know what to tell you . it just completely slipped my mind . it 's been chaos around here . taylor : well , we 'll have to do it again sometime . tad : no . no , listen . i mean it . i really am sorry . i mean , i may be forgetful , but i 'm not stupid . i mean , there 's simply no way i 'm gon na let you go . [ scene_break ] david : i just ca n't seem to let it go . i mean , that moment of connection with liza 's baby -- it was so powerful . i just could n't help but wonder -- look , i 'm sorry . you probably want to go home . amanda : no , tell me . what ? david : i just could n't help but wonder if -- if liza 's baby is our son . think about it . think about it . liza gave birth a short time after you did , right ? well , jake delivered both babies . well , maybe liza knew that her baby would be stillborn or -- i do n't know . maybe she was n't pregnant at all , and jake made a deal with her -- you know , offering her our son . amanda : that 's crazy . you 're crazy . i 'm out of here . [ cell phone rings ] david : finally . what does the dna say ? [ scene_break ] kendall : why am i even taking the stand ? liza : because the prosecution line - up -- it 's a list of your nearest and dearest , and we need to counter that . but if you 're scared -- kendall : of you ? hell , no . liza : mrs. slater , where were you immediately before you went to the chandler mansion ? kendall : at the pine valley hospital liza : and why were you there ? kendall : because my son ian was very sick . the heart valve that was implanted was defective . liza : a valve that was made and pushed by whose company ? kendall : adam chandler 's , even though it was n't ready . liza : now , while you were at the hospital , a nurse gave you some news that your son was n't going to make it . can you tell us about that ? kendall : i was looking down at ian , holding his hand , thinking that what was happening could n't be real . and then the nurse said ... liza : do you -- do you want to take a break ? kendall : no . no , no . liza : ok , what did you do right after the nurse gave you the news ? kendall : i went to the chandler mansion . liza : mm - hmm . and what did you find there ? kendall : uh , the power was out , and so i stumbled over a gun that was on the ground , and so i picked it up . liza : ok , and then what did you do ? kendall : so then i looked all over the house for adam , but i could n't find him . uh , i finally ended up on the terrace , and that 's where i saw him -- or at least , i thought it was him . so then i -- i picked up the gun , and i aimed it at the man i believed killed my son . liza : did you pull the trigger ? kendall : i wanted to . i wanted to so badly , but i could n't . i could n't do it . killing adam would n't bring ian back , and that 's all i wanted . i just wanted my baby back . zach : what are you doing to her ? [ scene_break ] tad : ok , ta - da . taylor : the nuts were good . i ate the whole can . tad : yeah . i can see that . i 'm sorry i took so long . so i 'm guessing you 're not exactly feeling up for eggs benedict at the yacht club , huh ? taylor : can i be honest ? tad : sure . taylor : i 'm not really much of a yacht club kind of girl . tad : well , that 's great . you know , not because of this fiasco . i mean , it 's great because i -- i -- actually , i feel the same way . um ... uh , ok . well , it 's not exactly the taj mahal or the best restaurant in town , but would you -- would you mind hanging out here ? taylor : sounds like a plan . tad : ok . please . taylor : ooh ! tad : oh ! oh , man . taylor : damn it . tad : oh . taylor : yeah . see , this is why i never wear skirts . tad : i 'll get it . taylor : that 's why i never wear white . tad : no , it 's fine , seriously . you know , a little water -- taylor : yeah , this was a big mistake . i should never have come here . um , i should never have gone there , actually . i 'm such a total idiot . would you stop that ? tad : go where ? i mean , go there -- go where ? taylor : oh , i -- i went to the hospital to return brot 's work pager to him before i came here . tad : his pager ? taylor : yeah . tad : where was it ? taylor : it was in my -- my purse . tad : oh . well , i guess he did n't take it very well , huh ? taylor : no . actually , he , um , was very sweet , and i was really nice , and it was really hard . and not because i want to get back together with him . it 's just you have to understand that for a really long time , you know , he was my plan . he was my -- my forever . he was my future , and , um -- and now what ? and now what ? now what do i do ? i do n't -- i do n't have a clue . i do n't even have a job , actually . so that 's it . pity party 's over . how are you doing ? tad : i wish somebody would put another bullet in my head . [ scene_break ] madison : what you say happened in that hotel room is shocking , but i believe you . i am not a vindictive woman , but i am practical . this is henry 's insurance policy . it 's in the amount of $ 10 million . jesse : that 's a lot of money . madison : well , according to my accountants , henry spent a lot more of my money than i had realized . this payout will help to ease the pain . so if you could speak with the appropriate parties and make sure that i am paid in a timely manner , i 'll be eternally grateful . and by the way , i destroyed those surveillance tapes . enjoy the rest of your day . [ scene_break ] liza : we were prepping for court . zach : i hired you to help kendall , not to mess with her head . liza : where kendall is right now is exactly where she needs to be when i put her on that stand . when kendall slater cries , the whole jury will cry with her , and they will send her home to her family , guaranteed . zach : nice to see you so invested . liza : ha ha . invested . yes , well , partially because you threatened to tell the whole world he is not my son . zach : i had to know i can trust my lawyer . liza : right , with the dead d.a . 's plans . you never did tell me how you got north 's file . yeah . well , when kendall pulls it together , she will realize that she does have the best lawyer , and we will all get exactly what we want . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] [ baby crying ] marissa : hey . is your mom home ? colby : no . uh , but i 'll tell her you stopped by . marissa : need a hand with the baby before she gets back ? i do have the magic touch . colby : i can handle it . marissa : did i do something wrong ? colby : it 's -- it 's not you . it 's your dad . he thinks baby stuart is really his son . yeah . my mom 's totally freaked out , and she wants me to keep the baby away from david . marissa : colby , i 'm not my father , and you need help . colby : i 'm sorry . come in . [ baby crying ] marissa : hi , sweetie . [ baby stops crying ] marissa : you know , i really am sorry about david , but grief is hard to shake . i 'm still trying to work through the loss of my parents . but a baby ? god , i ca n't even imagine what amanda must be feeling , especially around this little one . colby : amanda saw stuart right after he was born . she was kind of rocky , but she did n't get crazy like david . [ knock on door ] [ scene_break ] david : you promised me those dna results an hour ago . listen to me . you remember those tests that you botched a few years back that nobody found out about ? well , i promise you they will come to light if you do n't get me those damn results within the hour . oh ! brot : what the -- david : oh , for crying out loud . look , just clean this up . if a patient slips , you 're in for a lawsuit . brot : it was your fault . david : excuse me ? brot : i said it was your fault . i did n't do it . david : just do your damn job . brot : you know what ? you 're right . it does need to be cleaned up -- by you . i quit . jake : well , well . back on janitor duty , just where you belong . it 's a good look for you . this does n't work . david : [ sigh ] your wife ran off crying a little while ago . you just missed her . jake : really ? david : yeah . jake : i 'm sure it 's something you said to her . harassing her about liza 's baby . working that delusion that he 's yours , somehow or another . david : i see krystal 's been shooting her mouth off again . apparently she left out the part where i said i 'm gon na back off . i know that baby boy 's not mine . jake : really ? david : yeah . jake : what finally convinced you ? david : amanda . she loved our son . if that boy had lived , i do n't think she could have given him away , especially not to someone in pine valley . no . that would be torture . and her adoring husband would n't put her through something like that . [ scene_break ] amanda : um , i came to see liza . colby : she 's not here . i actually have to put the baby down . amanda : can -- can i hold him first ? marissa : it 'll be fine . colby : sure . it 's time for his nap . [ scene_break ] jake : so that 's it , babe . look , amanda , i know that david 's giving you a hard time . just call me , ok ? we 'll talk about it . just call me . angie : hey , listen , i need your help with something ... jake : sure . angie : that requires breaking a few rules . jake : well , it 's not like we have n't done that a couple of times . what are we cracking david for this time ? angie : no , this has nothing to do with david . i need to see the autopsy report of henry north . [ scene_break ] randi : you were so right . this is exactly what i needed . frankie : you are one gorgeous pregnant woman . brot : say what , now ? did i hear that right ? a little hubblette is on the way ? frankie : you heard right , yes . brot : oh , that 's cool , man . come on . give me some love . give me some love . congratulations . congratulations . frankie : come on now . have a seat . brot : all right , all right . listen , really , i am happy for you guys . i really am . you guys have come a long way . frankie : thank you . brot : although i am a little jealous because you guys did work it out . but , hey , to the perfect couple , right ? [ scene_break ] jesse : is everything ok ? where 'd you get this ? angie : why did the coroner only perform a cursory autopsy ? there 's hardly anything there . jesse : well , there was hardly anything left of north . the man was practically incinerated . angie : when he crashed , his head hit the windshield with enough force to crack it . he should have a broken neck . there is no evidence of that in this report . jesse : the man died in an accident . leave it alone , angela . angie : i ca n't . jesse : why ? what are you thinking ? angie : i 'm thinking if you do n't start answering my questions , i 'll start worrying you killed him . [ scene_break ] kendall : she 's -- she 's good . we might even win . zach : i 'm glad you can see that . kendall : yeah . well , i also see that liza 's a liar , and you 're still holding out on me . i do n't understand , zach . how did you get her to take the case ? what , are you still sleeping with her again ? zach : see , all i 'm trying to do is help you , but you ca n't trust that . you just see betrayal . kendall : zach , why do n't you just admit it ? you still want her . zach : we were together once when i was single . you -- uh - uh . you and ryan had a full - blown love affair right here in this house while you were married to me . do n't talk to me about betrayal . [ scene_break ] jake : why did n't you return any of my calls ? i 've been worried sick about you . i 've been calling -- amanda : every time i see liza 's baby , i feel this intense connection . my son 's not with some nice couple out in the country , is he ? jake : you 've been letting hayward get into your head , have n't you ? he is desperate for a child . i ca n't figure it out . he ca n't have yours . he ca n't have j.r. 's , and now he 's fixated on liza 's , for some reason . he 's got problems , honey . he 's got problems . amanda : you 're lying . [ scene_break ] marissa : hey . i was just at liza 's , and amanda showed up . she totally zeroed in on the baby . david : the dna results are in . [ scene_break ] tad : it 's like that bullet did something . it 's like it blew away all the garbage that had been weighing me down , you know ? when i woke up in that hospital , i -- all i could see was the good stuff in my life , you know ? the fun stuff . nowadays i get these incredible migraines . my life is trying to pull me down all over again . does that make any sense at all ? taylor : i spent my entire adult life in the military , and now it 's time to move on , but it 's all i know . and frankly , all of this talk about me finding a greater purpose -- it 's kind of a buzzkill . tad : ok . how 's about i suggest a new mission ? how 's about you and me , we try to blow away some of the garbage ? taylor : it 's -- that 's a bold mission . tad : bold ? did you really use the word bold ? taylor : i accept . tad : yeah ? ok . [ tad and taylor shake hands ] [ scene_break ] amanda : answer me . do you love me ? jake : of course , i love you . amanda : then swear to me on our love that you did not give liza my baby . [ scene_break ] marissa : so ? is liza 's baby really yours ? [ scene_break ] jesse : do you really think i could kill that man ? angie : no . no , but down deep , i have a feeling that there is something you are keeping from me . jesse : well , your down deep is wrong . you need to believe that . angie : i do . i do , sweetheart . it 's just that it takes me back to when you first came home , and after 20 years , there was so much that i did n't know about you , but we worked through it . we survived because we promised , no more secrets . i know that you would never break that promise . [ scene_break ] brot : you know what ? i think i 'm gon na leave you guys alone right now . frankie : wait . stay and hang out . brot : no , man . three 's a crowd . but seriously , congratulations . frankie : i 'm gon na go check on him , ok ? i 'll be right back . randi : ok . madison : mind if i join you ? i 'm madison , henry north 's widow . [ scene_break ] kendall : you 're right , but ryan and i are over . zach : until the next time you run back to him . kendall : zach , i hate this . i hate it . we 're always accusing each other and blaming and attacking . zach : i do n't want it , either . kendall : well , what do you want , zach ? obviously it 's not me . that day at the boardwalk with ian and spike , i told you all i needed was our family . yesterday , i told you i would have no hope if you were taken away from me . i was telling you that i still love you . but you did n't say it back , because you wanted to hurt me , and it worked . so now i hurt you back , and that 's what we do . we do the same thing over and over and over again , and i do n't understand . why ca n't we just love each other ? why ? [ kendall grabs zach 's face and kisses him passionately ] | angie brings by a macaroni - and - cheese casserole for randi and tells them that jesse is going to have a press conference to tell the findings of the autopsy results . natalia adjust jesse 's tie as he prepares for the press conference . a reporter tells the viewing audience that jesse will be announcing the results of the autopsy . colby wants to take little stuart out for a stroll , but liza has her doubts . liza lets colby know that david thinks little stuart is his son . tad comes home and wakes jake up . tad tells jake that david is snooping around about liza 's baby . kendall refuses to let liza defend her . david sees amanda , talking to a therapist . david commends amanda for handling this so well . amanda confesses that she is not handling it at all . david tells amanda what had happened with liza 's baby and how that liza had reacted . david tells amanda that he feels a connection to liza 's baby . amanda reveals that she does too . the press conference begins where jesse reveals that henry had died of a result of his injuries in the automobile accident . madison visits jesse . |
j.r. : you and scott . i get it . he 's safe . marissa : no , j.r. , i am not playing it safe . j.r. : after all the pain that you 've been through , of course , you 'd be afraid to take a chance with me . marissa : no , damn it . i am not afraid . j.r. : no one would blame you for not taking a risk . but i 'm the one that you want . marissa : no , you 're not . i do n't want you , and i do n't want scott . i want bianca . j.r. : bianca ? marissa : i 'm sorry that i just blurted it out like that . i know this must be a surprise . j.r. : yeah , considering you 're straight , and she 's a woman . yeah , you could say that . marissa : it 's not something that i ever planned or even ever expected . j.r. : ok , all right , you know , what is this ? marissa : what do you mean ? j.r. : is this your way of getting back at me ? marissa : for what ? j.r. : for using bianca to win you back . marissa : no , j.r . j.r. : what 's going on ? are you on team scott now ? bianca : i do n't know what 's going on . j.r. : you do n't know what 's going on . well , then , i guess you owe us both some answers . [ scene_break ] [ phone ringing ] ryan : damn it ! greenlee : ah , still nothing on project orpheus , i presume . ryan : no , i got something here . it 's a children 's orphanage that david is involved in , because he just loves to give back . greenlee : did you confront him ? ryan : yeah , i confronted him . he had a file on the kids right there . it just magically appeared on his desk . greenlee : is that the place ? ryan : yep . it 's even got david listed as the donor . greenlee : you do n't buy it . ryan : no , i do n't buy it . i definitely think it 's a cover - up , just for what i do n't know . i can tell you , this key card that i found in his office has nothing to do -- nothing with orphan children . greenlee : you never showed me what it looked like . [ scene_break ] kendall : this was a really good idea . much better than dinner . griffin : yeah ? kendall : yeah , we do n't have any waiter interrupting us or anybody talking loud at the table next to us . it 's just you and me and the perfect chance to talk . griffin : oh . ok . kendall : what ? what ? griffin : it 's just my experience , when a woman wants to talk , it usually means i should be wearing my helmet . kendall : oh . come on . what 's wrong with me wanting to get to know you a little better ? griffin : what are you talking about ? i 've been an open book with you . kendall : oh , yeah , more like a mystery novel maybe . griffin : i have not been a mystery novel . kendall : ok , yeah . you 're just oozing personal details all over the place . griffin : wow , ok , all right . what do you want to know ? kendall : anything . everything . griffin : i 've pretty much covered all the basics . cara got sick . my dad bailed , and that 's my childhood right there in a nutshell . kendall : and then what ? griffin : then it was off to medical school . doctors without borders , a couple stops along the way , and -- poof ! i 'm right here . kendall : like magic . griffin : like magic . but better . kendall : you think pretty highly of yourself , do n't you ? griffin : there you go . another factoid right there . kendall : what happened in between ? in the middle ? tell me about the basics . come on ! dig deep . you can do it . griffin : i do n't know what else you want me to tell you . i did some postgrad research before dwb . kendall : in what ? griffin : nothing , just boring medical stuff . kendall : it 's not boring if it 's important to you . griffin : you hungry ? i am still gon na get you that hot dog . let 's go . kendall : you are not getting off that easily . griffin : you ca n't blame a guy for trying . kendall : come on . everybody has their deep , dark secrets from the past . what 's yours ? [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] david : i thought we were meeting later . jane : i could n't wait . david : ok , wait . hold on for a second . jane : no . ha ha ! you have only yourself to blame for this , david . you have created a monster . [ scene_break ] opal : jackson . jackson , come in . jack : thanks , opal . opal : i got the spread all laid out . jack : all that ? just for me ? opal : well -- jack : for an army maybe . jack : you miss erica . opal : i feel like we just got her back , and i already lost her again . [ scene_break ] david : ok , ok , ok . jane : ow ! david : excuse me . jane : where are you going ? david : jane , you got ta start thinking with your head , ok , not with your newly awakened libido . you got ta get ahold of yourself . jane : but i do n't understand . you asked me to come over here . david : yes , i did , but later . i 've got an appointment . jane : an appointment ? with whom ? david : with the hospital board . jane : since when is the hospital board more important than me ? david : since they can make the difference between our success and our failure . jane : i thought you already won them over to our side . david : yes , i did . i did . but keeping them there takes work , all right ? especially with j.r. and the martins constantly going after me . so i need to make sure that all the key members are getting what they want . jane : and what about what i want ? does n't that matter anymore ? david : of course , it matters . jane : well , then , give it to me , david . david : listen , jane , i appreciate your passion . i do . ok ? jane : you appreciate my passion ? do n't talk to me like i 'm some kind of a business peon . you did this to me . before i met you , i had only one goal in mind , and that was to lose myself completely in the fabulous life of erica kane . but now i need you . and make no mistake , i will have you . david : you know , jane , you need to be careful . that 's starting to sound like a threat . jane : well , maybe it is . just maybe it is , because let 's face it , one word from me and your plans are just blown sky - high , are n't they ? no hospital , no medical license , no career . david : really ? really ? jane : yeah , really . david : and what about you , jane ? take a look at yourself . you can forget all that -- the beauty , the adoration , the fame , the fortune , all right ? you 'll be back to plain jane so fast , your head would spin , not to mention what would happen to kendall . so forget freedom . say hello to prison . jane : so what ? i do n't care about kendall . she 's not my daughter . i do n't care about erica 's family and erica 's friends . all i care about now is you . [ scene_break ] ryan : do you recognize that ? greenlee : no , i do n't know . ryan : you had some kind of reaction to it . greenlee : it came out of nowhere like a shiver down my spine . ryan : but you do n't remember ever seeing it before ? maybe when you were married to hayward or right after the accident ? greenlee : would n't it have hit me when you first told me about it ? seeing this picture really threw me . i just ca n't tell you why . [ scene_break ] griffin : i hate to disappoint you , but there are no skeletons in my closet , kendall . kendall : oh , boring . griffin : we ca n't all be as layered as kendall slater is . kendall : layered . i think that word has been used to describe me before . griffin : maybe i can make up something to even out the playing field . let 's see -- yes , i once injected a patient with peacock collagen . every time she got angry , she would shake her ass like this . kendall : why did you just get all weird ? griffin : what are you talking about ? kendall : you stopped looking at me , and then you got all fidgety and -- what is making you so uncomfortable ? griffin : nothing . kendall : really ? so you 're not hiding anything from me ? griffin : except for the fact that i do n't know if peacocks have collagen or not ? kendall : i 'm serious , griff . griffin : so am i . why are we being so serious ? kendall : i do n't know . i just feel like you 're not being honest with me . i want you to know , you can tell me anything . griffin : i know . kendall : that 's it ? that 's all i get ? griffin : honestly , i do n't know what you want me to say . kendall : ok , now you sound like zach . sorry . i 'm sorry . i did n't mean -- griffin : do n't worry about it . kendall : i do n't mean to compare the two of you . i do n't sit around and do that . griffin : kendall , it 's ok . it 's ok . kendall : no , maybe i should just go . griffin : right now ? kendall : yeah , i mean , i have things to do anyway , and i 'm sure you 're busy , so -- griffin : well , i cleared my schedule . kendall : well , you can unclear it . i 'm sorry . i think i should just go home . griffin : then let 's get you home . [ scene_break ] marissa : i know this seems crazy . i 've barely processed it myself . j.r. : maybe because there 's nothing to process . that 's just a guess . bianca : is j.r. right ? are you angry ? is that why you 're saying all this ? marissa : i 'm saying it , because i ca n't not say it anymore . j.r. : all right , you 're wasting your time trying to mess with my head . it 's not gon na work . marissa : no , that is not -- j.r. : i 'm sorry , ok ? i am sorry . i should never have pretended those ideas were mine , but you got ta be able to see i was just trying to make you happy . you ca n't honestly want to punish me because of that . marissa : no , this is n't about punishing you . it 's not about you at all . bianca : are you serious ? you want me ? us ? j.r. : no , she 's not serious ! news flash here ! marissa likes men . go on . tell her . tell her before this gets out of control . marissa : all i can tell her is the truth . i 'm falling in love with you . j.r. : let 's just -- back up for a second here . marissa : when you first told me how you felt -- j.r. : how you felt ? marissa : i was totally thrown . i was terrified . it forced me to acknowledge something that i 've been trying so hard to push down . j.r. : wait a second . you told marissa you had a thing for her ? bianca : yes . j.r. : yeah ? and you 've known about this for a while ? do you know how messed up that sounds ? i mean , you were supposed to be -- i mean , basically , you were gon na be my wingman . right ? helping me get presents and suggestions and the tools to win her back . but the whole time , it 's because you had feelings for her . wait a minute . when you guys came back from that trip , that 's when bianca spilled her guts to you . you were so freaked out , you ran to my bed . answer me ! did you have sex with me , because you were scared of the alternative ? marissa : you 're right , i did . j.r. : yes ! [ scene_break ] greenlee : where are you going ? ryan : i 'm gon na go talk to griffin . greenlee : again ? ryan : yeah . i have to at least try , right ? he 's been around hayward longer than any of us , so i 'll give it a shot . greenlee : good luck . ryan : ok . what 's your day look like ? greenlee : oh , a little of this , a little of that . ryan : greenlee . greenlee : yeah ? ryan : what are you up to ? greenlee : i overheard david and erica talking about a little rendezvous at his hotel room later . thought it could n't hurt to check it out . ryan : what happened to the conversation about you not poking the hornet 's nest ? greenlee : i 'll be sure to wear my beekeeper 's getup . are you satisfied ? ryan : do i have a choice ? greenlee : not really . ryan : be careful . greenlee : always . ryan : love you . greenlee : i love you . ryan : hey , about that beekeeper 's -- greenlee : get your mind out of the gutter , lavery . ryan : ok . [ scene_break ] jane : i know i 've made some extreme choices , but underneath all this , i 'm a human being . i ca n't help the way i feel . david : i 'm not asking you to . but you 're right . jane : i am ? david : yeah . yeah , meeting with the board should n't take priority , not over you . jane : then why -- david : i guess i 'm just not used to this kind of fire . jane : oh , come on . erica kane is made of fire . david : maybe in business , yes . with family . but romantically ? erica never displayed this kind of raw desire before . jane : do you like it ? david : i love it . so why do n't we forget the hospital , all right ? forget kendall . let 's worry about reality later . 'cause right now , all i want is this . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you 're taking advantage of marissa . marissa : i 'm sorry ? taking advantage ? j.r. : yeah , i hurt you . so you 've been scared and confused ever since . marissa : is that really how you see me ? j.r. : you 're missing the point . bianca saw her opportunity , so she took it . she got you to believe that you have feelings for her just to stick it to me . bianca : you 're wrong . marissa : and for the record , i can think for myself . j.r. : i know that you can think for yourself . i did n't mean that . bianca : we get that you 're pissed , that you 're shocked . we get it . i never intended to hurt you , j.r . j.r. : oh , i do n't buy that for a second . if you were a man , i 'd break you ! [ scene_break ] kendall : i do n't know why you took me home . griffin : i 'm pretty sure that 's what a guy does after a date . kendall : oh , ok , so that 's what it was . i thought it was more of a disaster . griffin : ouch . kendall : because of me , not you . griffin : i had a nice time . kendall : oh , really ? griffin : mm - hmm . kendall : so it 's fun for you when i bring up my deceased husband ? griffin : it does n't bother me . kendall : i do n't even know why i did it . first we 're talking , and i 'm trying to get to know you better , and then there he was . griff , you came back for me , put your heart on the line , and i know that was n't easy . and how do i thank you ? griffin : hey . we both agreed to take things slow , not just for the hell of it . we both came to this with baggage . kendall : at least you did n't bring yours on our walk . griffin : when did zach die ? kendall : what ? griffin : you heard me . kendall : november 18th . griffin : the love of your life died less than a year ago . it 's no wonder he 's still front and center , especially now . kendall : now ? griffin : moving on . it 's hard . not that i think i 'm the one that you 're moving on with . kendall : would you shut up , griffin ? stop . thank you for being so sweet and incredibly patient and -- and for that . griffin : we 'll talk later . ok ? kendall : yeah . [ scene_break ] jack : mmm ! opal , that 's sinful . opal : yeah . well , here you go . try this . it 's just what palmer used to say . damn , i sure wish he was here now . if anybody could knock some sense into erica -- jack : yeah , he did always have a way with words in that regard , did n't he ? opal : you think i 'm just going bonkers over nothing here ? jack : no . no , i do n't . i think erica has been much different since her kidnapping . opal : she 's the best girlfriend i ever had . i do n't even care that it 's usually -- ok , always -- all about her . jack : always . opal : i do n't even give a hoot . i 'd happily listen to her yammer on all day long about herself . it 's how much i love her . [ scene_break ] jane : there are no words in the english language to say what that was . david : yeah , it was nice . jane : especially not that word . were you -- that i was ? david ? [ alarm sounds ] david : damn it ! jane : what is that ? is it a fire ? david : i 'm not sure . it 's probably just a false alarm , but we need to get dressed now . [ alarm continues ] greenlee : oops . [ alarm stops ] greenlee : i ca n't believe i told him to fight for you . you remember my father , right ? the guy who put that rock on your finger ? the guy who 's been nothing but patient with your crazy - town ass ? jane : how dare you speak to me that way . david : all right , greenlee -- greenlee : do n't get me started on you . jane : let me know when you get rid of her . [ door slams ] david : oh , you know , for someone who claims to have no interest in my personal life , you sure spend a lot of time snooping around . greenlee : `` personal `` ? but i thought it was all business with erica . david : what can i say ? sometimes the lines get blurred . greenlee : or in your case , blatantly ignored . david : look , you want to ruin your father 's life , go right ahead . tell him what you saw here today . break the man 's heart . but for the record , it 's just sex . greenlee : are you serious ? like that makes it remotely better . david : i 'm just saying this is no sweeping love affair . i 'll leave all the romance to jack . scout 's honor . greenlee : while you mess around with his fiancée on the side ? you 're disgusting . david : erica kane is a hard woman to resist . even your father would give me that . greenlee : let me give you this . [ slap ] [ scene_break ] jack : look , opal , the last thing i want to do is live a life without erica . more and more it seems like maybe it 's what i have to do . opal : oh , no ! [ cell phone rings ] jack : hold this for me , please . [ ringing ] jack : hey , greenlee , what 's up ? what ? opal : boy , this does n't sound good . [ scene_break ] marissa : all bianca did was be honest with her feelings . it 's my fault that i could n't do the same . if you 're gon na be mad at somebody , be mad at me . j.r. : i do n't want to be mad . i want our life back . marissa : [ sighs ] i know . i thought i did , too . j.r. : for a.j . 's sake . marissa : yeah , but for me , too . i was searching for something . a new start , i guess . and you were being so wonderful , i thought that new start was with you . but i realize now that turning to you was just me running away . j.r. : i do n't understand . have you always been attracted to women ? have you ever -- marissa : no . no . it 's as new to me as it is to you . but it is happening . and i lied before . i 'm not falling in love with you . i 'm already there . and yeah , i just said that out loud . i ca n't promise to always know what i 'm doing or that i wo n't step backward when i 'm trying to move forward , but i really want to see where this goes . [ cell phone rings ] bianca : just hold on for a second . kendall , wh -- wait . slow down . what ? yeah , i 'll be right there . worst timing ever . it 's a family emergency . i have to go . marissa : is everything ok ? bianca : i do n't know . i heard everything you said . i will call you . marissa : do you want to talk about -- j.r. : there 's nothing to talk about . you made yourself perfectly clear . marissa : at least somebody thinks so . i 'm really sorry . i did n't mean to hurt you . j.r. : i 've been kicked in the teeth before -- but at least i saw it coming . [ scene_break ] ryan : can i grab you for a second ? it has to do with project orpheus . griffin : i told you i do n't know anything about it . ryan : i know that , but there 's been a new development . i went to see hayward , and i asked him point blank what this was about . griffin : and ? ryan : he says it 's a children 's orphanage that he 's involved with . griffin : you do n't believe him . ryan : no . i do n't believe him . are you kidding me ? not even for a second . griffin : why do you have the feeling that there 's so much trouble here ? ryan : look , when i showed greenlee the photo of the keycard that i found in hayward 's office , she had a very , very bizarre reaction , like maybe she 'd seen it someplace before . griffin : any idea from where ? ryan : no , but maybe from when they were married , or maybe when he was supposedly nursing her back to health . she saw something or she overheard something . maybe both . i 'm thinking maybe it 's some kind of medical project . and knowing hayward , it 's got ta be illegal , ok ? i realize i 'm not giving you much to go on here , but i need your help . griffin : i 'll see what i can dig up . ryan : thank you . i appreciate it . griffin : we 'll be in touch . ryan : ok . [ scene_break ] jane : so were you able to get through to her ? david : i do n't know . an armed greenlee is a dangerous greenlee . and this is a serious bomb . jane : yeah , but to devastate her own father like that -- david : that 's what i tried to tell her . whether or not she listens -- jane : david , i want to make something clear . i do n't regret being with you . david : neither do i . jane : but things are really out of control now , because erica would never cheat on jack , especially not with you . david : thanks . jane : you know what i mean . david : listen to me . if greenlee divulges what she saw here today , this is all you have to say . we acted on impulse , for old times ' sake . we were n't thinking . it just happened . things like that . blame it on the post - traumatic stress of the kidnapping . jane : but you know that my feelings for you have nothing to do with stress . this is real . david : as real as it gets , but you need to stay focused . do n't lose sight of your goal . [ cell phone rings ] jane : oh , kendall . david : you should answer it . you do n't want to raise suspicions . go ahead . jane : hi , sweetheart . kendall : thank god you picked up . i need you to come over right now . jane : is something wrong ? kendall : a lawsuit 's been filed against the miranda center . it 's a complete and utter disaster , mom , and bianca 's on her way . so can you please just get here as soon as you can ? jane : all right , of course . i 'll be right there . kendall : she fell for it . [ scene_break ] marissa : we should probably sit down with a.j . , tell him what 's going on . he 's gon na be so disappointed . j.r. : whose fault is that ? marissa : it 's mine . i will tell him myself if you would like . j.r. : i 'll tell him . he 's just a little boy , right ? he 'll bounce back . marissa : and you ? j.r. : i 'll live . on the bright side , at least we were n't married . we 'd have to go through another divorce . marissa : i know you were hoping . j.r. : you made your choice . marissa , does n't matter if it was scott or if it was bianca or the mailman . bottom line is , it just was n't me . marissa : i 'm sorry . j.r. : get out of here . marissa : j.r. -- j.r. : i said get the hell out ! [ scene_break ] frankie : what 's this ? ryan : a signed consent from greenlee . frankie : greenlee wants all medical records david kept on her ? ryan : from all the way back when he was first caring for her . frankie : after her accident ? ryan : yes . frankie : this should definitely be going through the proper channels . ryan : yes , i realize that , but it ca n't . frankie : why ? ryan : because then hayward would find out about it . [ scene_break ] david : no , i 'm sorry . something came up . of course , it was important . [ knock on door ] david : as if i 'd miss a meeting with my favorite board members if it was n't . so when can we reschedule ? perfect . all right . i 'll see you then . griffin : we got a problem . david : regarding ? griffin : orpheus . [ scene_break ] jane : i want details . who filed this lawsuit ? and against the miranda center ? what reason could there be for that ? kendall : there is none . jane : what ? kendall : there is no lawsuit , mom . jane : then i do n't understand . why am i here ? bianca : we 're here to talk about you . [ rattling ] jane : oh , this must be a joke . bianca : it 's not a joke . jane : you mean you tricked me ? kendall : we did n't know how else to get you to talk to us . jane : this is n't it . bianca : then you do n't need to say anything . all you have to do is listen . jane : what the hell is going on ? kendall : come on , mom , do n't act so surprised . this is n't the first time this has happened to you . bianca : this is your intervention . [ scene_break ] ryan : no , i will definitely take care of it myself . i 'll be by the office as soon as possible , ok ? thanks , carol . i guess this means that you ca n't help me out , which is ok , because i knew it was a bit of a long shot . frankie : well , i 'm the least of your problems . ryan : what do you mean by that ? frankie : greenlee 's medical records ? all of them wiped clean from the hospital 's database . [ scene_break ] jane : you think i 'm gon na stand still for this , you 're out of your minds . what are you doing ? jack : keeping you from making a huge mistake , we hope . and we are going to do this , erica , right now . jane : the last thing i need is an intervention . jack : really ? because your behavior of late absolutely screams for one . jane : i do n't know why you say that . i am certainly not drinking . i am not popping pills . greenlee : no . what you 're doing is much worse . bianca : much worse . jane : and what would that be ? living my life on my own terms ? opal : or could they be somebody else 's ? jane : i am really just so sorry that nobody in here approves of my making my own choices , but you know what , they 're my choices . i 'm fine ! kendall : mother , you are anything but fine . you are in trouble . you are in serious , no - turning - back trouble . jane : am i anything but lucid ? give me a drug test . i will pass with flying colors . kendall : i wish it were that easy , but what we 're dealing with is far more addictive . david hayward . [ scene_break ] griffin : ryan knows that the orphanage is just a cover . david : all right . as long as he does n't know what for , it 's not a problem . griffin : he 's not giving up , dr. h . david : listen , lavery is an imbecile , ok ? he 's not gon na figure out the truth . griffin : greenlee might . david : you said that lavery 's the one that 's been talking to you . griffin : he is , but she 's starting to remember . david : remember what ? griffin : a feeling or something , something related to orpheus . david : specifics . what exactly did lavery say to you ? griffin : i do n't know . just when she saw the logo , she got spooked . she said it felt familiar , but she did n't know why . david : oh , man . this is not good . they 're getting too close . griffin : ryan thinks i can help him out because of our history . i told him that i would keep my ear to the ground . i do n't know how long i can keep him at bay . david : i ca n't let them interfere with this , not now . i 've put too much of my life into all of this . if they only knew all i 've done . | j.r. and bianca are both shocked and confused by marissa 's declaration that she loves bianca . j.r. realizes that his ex ran to his bed , because she was scared of the alternative . outraged , j.r. screams that he 'd break bianca if she were a man . marissa wants to make a commitment to her , but bianca is called away on a family emergency . marissa apologizes for hurting j.r. who never saw this coming and tearfully throws her out of the house , then starts drinking . |
ryan : where 's greenlee ? jonathan : she took off . ryan : she upset ? jonathan : she said she had somewhere to go and that you should meet her there . ryan : uh - huh . i 'll see you later . jonathan : ok . kendall : no , wait . he ca n't . he ca n't . i have to -- ryan has to sign this contract tonight . jonathan : now ? kendall : yes -- yes , yes . of course now , ok ? yes . do n't just stand there . stop me ! [ scene_break ] bianca : i just ca n't believe it . i mean , how much more does babe have to go through ? her baby is kidnapped for a second time . maggie : j.r. saved her in time . bess is ok . bianca : i know . you 're right . it 's over . what 's that ? fan mail ? maggie : no , it 's for you -- b & m travel . bianca : oh , my goodness . maggie : so it is fan mail ? bianca : no . air mail , actually . it 's a voucher for a flight to poland . lena wants me to come be with her . [ scene_break ] david : that 's a beautiful shot . krystal : yeah . it almost makes you forget the truth . not that i do n't wake up every morning wishing bess belonged to babe . david : yeah , you and i both . but we made our choice . now we have to live with it . krystal : i got to say you have kept your word so far , doc . david : well , the general consensus is that i defy trust and reliability . now , that might be true for the rest of the planet , but where bess and babe are concerned , they will always be able to trust in me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : hey , babe . what 's going on ? why 'd you hit him ? jamie : let 's go inside and i 'll tell you . babe : do n't you dare ! he 's just spitting lies , j.r. you need to go ! j.r. : yeah ? what lies , jamie ? jamie : we need to do this alone . babe : there 's no nice way to spin this , and i 'm not going to let you try . jamie said you 're the one who drugged me . j.r. : why would you say that i drugged her , jamie ? jamie : she needed to know . babe : what , that you 're a liar ? i should slap you again . make him leave , j.r. make him go right now . j.r. : babe , hey , hey . jamie and i have to have this out . why do n't you go inside . babe : fine . talk , and then leave . jamie : i screwed up . i should never have went to babe first until i talked to you . j.r. : yeah , well , we 're talking right now . jamie : yeah , and i freaked babe out . i should have waited , but when we landed up in the police station and i thought i was going to get locked up , that meant that babe was on her own with you , and -- j.r. : and it was too risky , babe with her own husband , your brother ? jamie : j.r. , you know i hate this . j.r. : yeah , because of babe . jamie : no , because of both of you . you 've been acting kind of weird for a while now . j.r. : see , that 's kind of funny you say that , because i thought we were getting along real well . jamie : us ? sure . but you and babe ? when you found out that she lied again and that your marriage was n't even legal , you went ballistic , worse than i 've ever seen you . j.r. : and i got over that . you were my best man . you stood up there with me . jamie : i know you . i know what it 's like when you keep it down deep inside and you do n't let anyone else see it . i know your face when you 're covering and i know that voice you use when you say everything 's cool . but it 's anything but . that 's your face and your voice all the time now because you 're mad at babe . this is me , j.r . if you ca n't tell me , who can you tell ? j.r. : what big confession are you asking me to spill ? jamie : all of it . are you so mad at babe that you 'd cut her loose ? and did you drug her so she 'd cheat on you and you could get out of your marriage ? [ scene_break ] bianca : you know , you could have just called me . yes , i know . this was much more romantic . i miss you , too . and i would love to see poland . no , forget poland . i 'd love to see you . ok , i 'll call you as soon as i make all the reservations . soon . yes , yes , i promise , soon . me , too . maggie : how sweet is that . it 's because she misses you . bianca : yeah , well , she does miss me , but her mother is starting a new treatment . maggie : but that 's good news . right ? bianca : oh , yeah , it is , except it means that she ca n't get away to visit me . maggie : well , she 's seen pine valley . i mean , you 've never seen poland . you could use a break . bianca : yeah . she 's hoping for a little bit more than a break , like maybe the rest of the summer . maggie : very cool ! very cool -- european summer . bianca : yeah . it could be amazing . maggie : it could be unreal . i mean , no reason for you to stay here . your mom 's in rehab . bianca : that 's true . and kendall is in one of her untouchable phases . could n't help her if i tried . maggie : call . check the flights . i mean , come on . why stay here ? you do n't have a lease . you 're not in summer school . you have no commitments . bianca : this is true . the cosmetics industry will survive without me . i am absolutely free to do as i please . [ scene_break ] kendall : you 're just going to let me follow him ? jonathan : if you want to go , go . if you want to stay , stay . i have a master 's in business , not a babysitting degree . kendall : no , you do n't get it . jonathan : the contract needs signing . what 's not to get ? kendall : have ryan sign this contract tonight . meanwhile , we take precautions . jonathan : i want these why ? kendall : because i need you to lock the back stairs . jonathan : but i 'm doing that because ? kendall : because it 's the only way . jonathan : you know , saying that you have issues is like saying a piranha has teeth . kendall : yeah , like i have n't heard that before . ok , we 're just going to work , that 's all we 're going to do is work , and you 're going to keep me here no matter what . jonathan : did we miss our meds today , because you 're acting like about five kinds of crazy right now . kendall : yeah , like a pill could fix this . jonathan : you should give it a shot . they can do wonders now . kendall : hmm . i just need you to keep me here . jonathan : you need a professional hand - holder , hire one . in the meantime , count me out of your psychodrama . kendall : you 're going to take these keys and you are going to use them if you know what 's good for your brother . [ scene_break ] ryan : greenlee ? greenlee : over here ! long day at the office , dear ? ryan : well , it must have been , because i am officially delusional . greenlee : consider yourself surprised . our once - a - day deal , a little easier than i thought . ryan : ok , now , wait a minute . i 've seen the thimble you call a purse . this could not fit into that . greenlee : no , but my ultra - tiny phone could fit in my ultra - tiny purse . `` hello , simone ? wardrobe , asap . hello , valley inn ? your best table to go . `` ryan : all in the time since you left the office . greenlee : well , kendall blowing and declaring herself part of the scenery ? that 's some serious motivation . ryan : well , some people would respond with , like , flame - throwers , not with pretty breakables . greenlee : i thought you could use a little detox . ryan : this is amazing . greenlee : just fresh air , peace , quiet . ryan : really ? because right now i 'm kind of more into the view . you look -- greenlee : so will you once you put on this . ryan : you 're unbelievable . all right , get rid of this . greenlee : hmm , hmm . yummy . you know , tonight is like a long string of surprises -- like pearls . ryan : but our prenup only called for one pearl a day . greenlee : well , sometimes too much is unbearable and sometimes too much is fabulous . tonight , dear husband , you 're in for fabulous . [ scene_break ] [ door closes ] krystal : baby doll ? babe : oh , mama , thank goodness . krystal : well , hey , if one parent 's good , then two must be better . babe : oh , god ! david : ca n't say i 'm not used to that reaction . babe : no , i 'm sorry . it 's just now 's not a good time . krystal : honey , what 's wrong ? babe : nothing . david : well , you 're obviously upset . babe : well , just -- krystal : is bess ok ? babe : yeah , yeah , she 's fine , she 's fine . david : what did j.r. do ? babe : what is it with you people ? you automatically assume it 's j.r. ? my husband loves me . he would never hurt me . david : well , that heated defense is enough for me . i 'm convinced . what did he do ? babe : just leave it alone . krystal : have you forgotten your daddy crib sheet already ? if babe does n't want to talk , then you got to back off and quick . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you think i 'm scum ? you think i 'd try to kill my own wife ? jamie : i do n't think you planned to hurt her . j.r. : but to get her high -- for what ? do you realize how nuts this sounds ? jamie : yeah , crazy as hell , but it all fell together . j.r. : oh , man , do n't -- do n't tell me that you actually believe all this . jamie : first , you accidentally run into seth at the music store . j.r. : what ? jamie : dude , it 's no secret that you have a history with dealers . j.r. : i explained that . we walked away together . jamie : i did n't know babe was going to end up in the hospital that night . j.r. : jamie , nobody knew that babe was going to be in the hospital that night . jamie : not even the guy who planned it ? you claimed maybe seth slipped her a dose as payback for you not buying . but seth was nowhere near babe that night , or even in sos . it was just you , me , and babe . no one else was close enough to spike her drink . j.r. : ah . man , you are just way too into this whole scenario , you know that ? jamie : you got me into it when you called me to sos . i ditched my date because you said it was urgent , and then babe was all handsy and you could n't get out of there fast enough . you bailed from sos and left me with babe , who became way too friendly . j.r. : do you think i appreciate hearing this ? jamie : oh , my god , j.r. , you did it . you drugged babe to come on to me and so we 'd hit it again . j.r. : why would i ? you think that i want a repeat performance ? that makes no sense . jamie : it does if you hate your wife , if you want to leave her and make sure you get custody of bess . j.r. : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , buddy . you just pull back right now . do you hear yourself ? you hear what you 're accusing your own brother of doing ? jamie : what i 'm not hearing is you saying that i 'm wrong . say it and make me believe it . j.r. : what do you want me to say ? that you lost your mind ? jamie : there 's more , j.r . j.r. : more what ? jamie : seth copped to the fact that you paid him to leave town . yeah . that 's why reggie and i went after him -- to get him to talk . look , he gave you up , j.r . j.r. : you know what ? it 's nice company you 're keeping , by the way . jamie : i remember when you were using . you were so out of it . but that 's not you right now . you are way too calm for that , so if you bought , it was n't for personal consumption . it was for babe . j.r. , i will bust my butt to help you climb out of this . you want out of your marriage ? we 'll get you out . babe wo n't get hurt , you wo n't become adam , and bess will be in your life . it 's not too late . i love you , j.r. you have to know that . my loyalty is to my brother , but you have to trust me . tell me what you did to babe . [ scene_break ] babe : this is n't your business . can you please just stay out of it ? david : do you want me to just ignore the fact that you 're visibly upset ? babe : my husband will handle him . david : `` him `` ? babe : this is between j.r. and jamie , not you . j.r. : oh ! would you get out of here , hayward ? david : why is my daughter upset over you and martin ? what the hell have you two dragged her into ? j.r. : i 'm going to ask you with the respect my wife 's father deserves . please leave . next time i 'll ask you with the respect you really deserve . david : bring it on , son . krystal : you 'd think an md would have half a brain . now , come on , let 's move it , now . david : fine . you better watch that jaw - clenching , junior . you 're going to grind your teeth to dust . i 'll see you later . krystal : you need to work on that common sense . let me walk you to the car . david : i said i 'm leaving . krystal : just being a friendly co - parent . babe : so , is it over ? did jamie drop all that craziness about you and that drug ? j.r. : no . i need you outside for this . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , let 's go over some ad campaigns or brainstorm some ideas , something to just keep me here working away from ryan . look , i do n't expect you to cut me a break , but the man is your brother , ok ? at least just take one for the team ? jonathan : ok . ok . let 's say that i do n't feel like hauling this massive load that you 've dumped on me . i let you walk . what happens to ryan then ? kendall : well , then , i track him down and i make things worse . that 's what i do . no matter where he goes , no matter who he 's with , i find him and i do or say something completely embarrassing and gut - wrenching , something that shows how pathetic i am if i do n't get my way . or i hurt him -- i definitely hurt him . i hurt him , him and greenlee both . and then , he rejects me . he rejects me again . he always rejects me again , and i crawl home and i sit in a corner and i plot new ways to get revenge , or i cry . i sit and i cry in the corner . yeah , and i kid myself . i kid myself if you keep me here tonight , maybe -- maybe i wo n't ruin three lives again . maybe i 'll change things , but you know what ? one night is not going to cut it . i 'm sorry . a thousand nights is not going to cut it , because -- because this is who i am . this is who i am . i am a woman . i am a woman who wants a man who does n't want her back . and i do n't want to be this way anymore . i 'm tired of being this way . i 'm tired of having all of this anger towards ryan and this jealousy towards greenlee . i 'm sick of it . and actually , there 's a joke . there 's a joke in all of this . i hate women like me . i ca n't stand them . they 're dependent and they 're needy and they 're self- indulgent and they 're self - centered , and i really -- i wish that i could just not be me anymore . that would be really great . oh , i 'm sorry . this is ridiculous . i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry for dragging you in all of this . please , please just get out . just get out while you can , ok ? listen to anybody , ok ? i use people , i suck people in , i use them and i hurt them , and then i blame everything on them , and i -- i ca n't change . no wonder -- no wonder ryan hates me . and i do n't blame him , because i hate me , too . [ scene_break ] greenlee : your vintage , monsieur . only the finest hops and barley malt . i know how you savor it after a long day at the office . ryan : lovely selection . greenlee : and pour l'entree , ribs au barbecue avec extra sauce with a side of pomme frites , extra crispy , with lots of ketchup . ryan : ooh , ooh , ooh ! oh . how you spoil me . dare i hope that that those rib -- greenlee : benny 's rib shack ? but of course , only the finest for the man of the park . ryan : ooh . greenlee : sit ! ahem . may i ? ryan : spectacular . now , may i -- greenlee : oh , by all means . and some soothing sounds to aid digestion . announcer 's voice : and it 's a grounder to third , just past rayben 's glove out to benincheck in left . merinda tags second . oh , but benincheck overthrows and merinda heads to third ! [ machine stops ] greenlee : what are the team 's colors ? ryan : red and white . greenlee : oh . fabulous . i have the perfect ensemble . now , do n't be dainty . i 've seen you go through a rack of those in three minutes flat . ryan : all right . greenlee : i do n't care how greasy i 'm getting , i 'm not stopping till i get this thing done . ryan : you are not greasy . greenlee , you 're gorgeous . greenlee : what 's wrong ? ryan : this . greenlee : `` this `` ? ryan : us , this arrangement , this marriage , friends forever with bands of gold . i want you to be honest with me . is it enough for you ? [ scene_break ] [ door closes ] jamie : i thought i said this should stay between us . j.r. : no , babe should be here when i lay out the truth . babe : i know that you did n't drug me . that 's the only truth that matters . j.r. : no , this matters , ok ? for all of us . this is n't going to be easy . babe : i just got the chills . j.r. : it 's ok . you 're safe now . jamie : just say it . j.r. : babe , jamie 's the one who drugged you . [ scene_break ] maggie : so , did you score a flight or what ? hey , you know , i wonder if the movie will be dubbed in polish . that would be really funny . what 's wrong ? bianca : i hung up . before the ticket agent could take my reservation , i hung up . maggie : ok , so you 'll book a flight for the following day . bianca : no , or -- or maybe i wo n't . maggie : why ? bianca : i ca n't do it . i love lena . so why ca n't i leave pine valley ? maggie : bj 's has the best pancakes . bianca : it 's not kendall . it 's not my mother . maggie : this is your home . bianca : they say that home is where the heart is . so if that 's true , i should be able to board that flight . maggie : or maybe a little bit more of your heart is here with the people that you love . or maybe it 's with someone in particular . [ scene_break ] babe : jamie ? no . no , no . he would never . jamie : j.r. , do not do this . j.r. : you know , it makes me so sick . i swear , i would help you out . i would help you out of this hole . jamie : what you 're doing is sick . j.r. : i would stand by you . we wo n't let anybody come after you , but you got to let me help you . hey , look at us . we 'll understand , we will , but you got to tell us how you did it . no , forget how . just tell us why . jamie : babe , you are not buying this , are you ? he 's just trying to cover his own butt . babe : j.r. ? no , this does n't make sense . j.r. : no , babe , it 's because he still loves you . something like that , something twisted . but he still wants you . that 's why he 's got the drugs , because he was hoping that he could get you back . jamie : never ! j.r. : it all started falling together when he came blowing in here and tried to pin this thing on me . now i understand why you got so upset when i said hi to seth over at the music store , because you figured he was going to slip and ruin your big plans . jamie : no . whoa , whoa . j.r. hooked up with seth at the music store . j.r. : yeah , but i did n't buy drugs from your friend . babe : you 're friends with this dealer ? jamie : babe , look at me . do i hang out with dealers ? j.r. : you know , maybe we can get over this if you just drop the act . jamie : you 're deranged . you know that ? you 've completely lost it . j.r. : well , this all happened the same night as sos . whoa . jamie got the soda for you , babe . babe : that 's right . you did . jamie : you want to know why he has this down so well , why he knows every little intricate detail of this plan ? j.r. : and what were you and seth up to when you got hauled into jail , anyway ? were you buying his silence ? were you getting some more drugs for my wife ? you were n't going to do it again , were you ? come on , jamie . you got to come clean , man . i can help you out . i can help you with this . jamie : that 's it . it 's over . you 're lost for good . babe , go get bess . i 'm taking you as far away from this place as i possibly can . [ scene_break ] jonathan : do you want some water or something ? kendall : how about a lobotomy ? that would be good . anything to make me stop . i do n't want to dream about him . i do n't want to worry about him . i do n't want to chase him . i do n't want to seduce him . i -- i do n't even want to love him anymore . god , could i be a bigger drama queen ? like i 'm the first person in this world who 's ever had to get over someone . you have , have n't you ? please say yes . even if you 're lying , say yes . jonathan : yeah . it was traumatic . the epic love of a lifetime . kendall : your first ? jonathan : ms. edwards , calculus . kendall : no , i 'm -- i 'm serious . jonathan : oh , you do n't know serious until you 've seen a 16-year - old boy in love . kendall : ok , let me guess . she was 26 years old and a 36-c . jonathan : no . she was pushing 40 and saggy . but , gosh , she was brilliant . and funny . i used to send her equations signed `` anonymous . `` so , one day , though , i catch her making it with the coach in this two - tone sedan . no , the french lit guy , sure . the pompous debate stiff , ok . but not the coach . this guy -- this guy was like a tackling dummy with arms and -- kendall : oh . ok . so this is your first heartbreak . jonathan : yeah . kendall : so how did you recover ? jonathan : my econ professor in college . i sent her anonymous growth charts . kendall : oh , god . jonathan : hey . the drama queen laughs . kendall : yes , she does . that was a pathetic story , i 'm sorry . a little pitiful there . jonathan : yeah . kendall : but -- but it is -- it is better than chasing after the man of your dreams and boiling his bunny . jonathan : i -- that 's scary . kendall : yeah . jonathan : yeah . kendall : this ca n't be the rest of my life . i mean , i have to find a way to get ryan out of my system . will you help me ? [ scene_break ] ryan : when we started this ride , greenlee , we both knew the deal . friends , co- workers . i mean , this marriage was n't about hearts or flowers . and we were cool with that . i mean , we thought it could work . greenlee : well , it has so far . no hearts . and those flowers over there really are n't ours . ryan : no sex . greenlee : all there in that prenup black - and - white . ryan : yeah . but now , in big , bold technicolor , things have shifted . i mean , it 's pretty hard to miss , greenlee . if either way -- it just feels good when it 's just the two of us , a little too good . greenlee : well , it sounds to me like good old chemical attraction . ryan : hmm , which is fine for two people that have less on the line . greenlee : it 's true . i want you sometimes , and sometimes i get the faint sense that you want me , too . ryan : you know it 's not faint . greenlee : i was being discreet . ryan : well , forget about discreet and be honest . greenlee : i know when you want me , bigtime . when we climbed into bed , there was a big `` what if `` when the lights went out . ryan : and when we woke up , we were n't exactly jumping out of bed . and every time you get out of the shower and you 're wearing nothing but a towel wrapped around you and you 're all wet , your shoulders -- greenlee : and you 're waiting to go in and we slide right next to each other . ryan : you never just want to reach out and make the towels go away ? greenlee : you mean give in to the attraction . ryan : people do it . we did . greenlee : and it was lovely , as i recall . but the next time i give in to attraction , i do n't want it to be because my towel itches . i want to be in love . i 've had sex , i 've had friendships , and i 've had amazing -- ryan : leo . greenlee : we had laughs , we had talks , plus endless amounts of love . i think i can have that again . ryan : oh , you can . greenlee : you told me that there 's a man out there that will love me back . i can wait . i 'm patient . sort of . ryan : i want that for you . hey , i want it for me . i mean , i did n't believe in it when i was a kid . i did n't expect it , or i did n't want it . and then when you least expect it and you think you 're safe -- greenlee : gillian . ryan : blindsided by passion , magical , but real , as real as the pain when i lost her . greenlee : too real . ryan : unlike kendall , where you do n't know what 's real and what 's rigged . greenlee : ahem -- chaos . ryan : you see , even i wish i 'd called uncle 10 rounds ago . i 'm just -- i 'm punch - drunk . i feel like my brain has been pommeled within an inch of its sanity . i feel like i 'm aching , yet i 'm numb , like i -- you know , like i partied too hard and i 'm laying on the floor . greenlee : the love hangover . the hair of the dog . ryan : i think it 's time to go cold turkey . greenlee : smart move . you can rehab with me , if you want . ryan : you 'll be my sponsor ? i can call you up in the wee hours of the morning ? greenlee : oh , from way across the bed . when i married you , i promised to be your safe place . check me out . still here , still safe . ryan : thank you for that . greenlee : it 's not charity . you 're my safe place , too , until i find love again . right now , this very minute , i 'd like nothing more than to stay your wife . [ scene_break ] jonathan : you asked nicely . besides , i think my brother could use a break . kendall : can you blame him ? jonathan : but no drastic measures , ok ? no locking elevator doors , no chaining yourself to a desk . kendall : you 're not up for the melodrama ? jonathan : business school -- the practical type . kendall : ok , so you are the master of taped - up broken hearts . so please share your wisdom . jonathan : here it goes . if you are sending ryan anonymous growth charts , for god 's sake , stop it now . do n't -- kendall : you geek . jonathan : oh , yeah , yeah . curse of the mba . kendall : no . no , no , no . you are hot , you 're funny , and you 're a lot nicer than i deserve . jonathan : oh , if only ms. edwards could have seen it . kendall : i guess i missed all of that in the beginning when we met . well , except for the hot part and your name . jonathan : oh , yeah , ryan lavery 's kid brother , ripe for the scamming . kendall : you know , i could have ruined it . i could have destroyed your entire relationship with your brother , and i would n't have even given a damn . that 's the kind of woman that i 've grown up to be , one that really does n't care what happens to anyone else . i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry . i 'm really embarrassed . jonathan : oh , forget it . ok , kind of impossible , yeah , but you want a new life , go get it . stop stalling . there 's no excuses . just take the past , shake it off , and you move on . kendall : ok , except the past works with me here in this office . the past drinks his coffee and walks by my desk every day . he wears designer suits and yummy cologne -- jonathan : stop , stop . here , hold on . here . focus . be the folder , kendall . be the job , kendall . you are a major player at a cosmetic giant , ok ? kendall : uh - huh . jonathan : so go , go , go ! kendall : ok ! all right . that 's a good one . jonathan : yeah . kendall : that is a good one . ok , you should whip out that pep talk the next time i look at ryan and i have the urge to wreak havoc . but i do n't think you can do much for me after hours . that 's when i go home and everything around me reminds me of ryan and how much i 've screwed up . so what are my options , just to sit home at night in the dark and plot and think of new ways to screw up again ? jonathan : ok , hart . kendall : ok . jonathan : here 's what we 're going to do . kendall : all right . jonathan : we 're going to go out , we 're going to get some food . we 're going to come back here , we 're going to look at the play book and find ways to keep you out of trouble . kendall : or we could order in . come home with me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : this is it , is n't it ? this is what you wanted all along . maybe you did n't want to get my wife into bed , but you wanted to set me up so you could rush in and carry her off . jamie : do you hear yourself ? you have completely lost it . j.r. : no , i get it , jamie . i get it . you wanted to be the hero . you want to be like tad rescuing my mom . tad swooped in , rescued dixie from adam . well , babe 's not dixie and i 'm not adam ! jamie : the hell you 're not ! j.r. : i 'm so sorry , babe . you know , i just wanted us to be a family . i wanted you and jamie to be able to hang out . i only encouraged it . i 'm sorry . jamie : this is sick . he is working you , babe . he 's pulling an adam . the only reason he gave you that drug is so that he 'd have a reason to divorce you and keep you away from bess . babe : why would you do that ? why would you lie ? do you really hate us that much to ruin our marriage ? jamie : what marriage ? j.r. did n't even want to dance with you at your own wedding . you do n't even exist to him . you 're just something in the way . babe : shut up , ok ? do n't you say anything about him or about us ! j.r. : hey , hey -- jamie : jamie , you 're evil . i did n't see it before , but you 're evil . babe -- babe : go ! j.r. : shh , he 's not evil , ok ? he 's just family . we can help you through this , ok ? we can get this taken care of for you , all right ? jamie : no , you 're sick . you 're not going to get away with this . you will not hurt babe again . babe : j.r. 's not the one who hurt me . just leave us alone . jamie : babe , please . if he can do this , he can do anything . you have to be careful . babe : jamie , go . j.r. : come here . it 's ok . [ scene_break ] greenlee : time for another toast . to finding love again , wherever it may hide . [ scene_break ] kendall : am i crazy to even ask you this ? but will you go home with me tonight ? jonathan : you 're not crazy . kendall : i 'm not ? jonathan : sick and twisted , but crazy ? no . kendall : i do n't understand . jonathan : you know , you were smoother than last time . those tears -- those were dead on . does something like that take practice ? kendall : no , wait a minute , jonathan . that 's not what this is about . i told you , this is for my sake and ryan 's sake . i told you that . this is for ryan 's sake . jonathan : hey , ryan 's fine , trust me , because you 're losing your touch . will i go home with you tonight ? sloppy . very sloppy . kendall : no , no , you ca n't just leave . you ca n't leave me . jonathan , you ca n't just leave me like this , you jerk ! [ scene_break ] bianca : something just keeps nagging at me . it 's like somebody wants me to stay in pine valley . maggie : bess ? bianca : bess is babe and j.r. 's baby . i know that now . maggie : if that 's the reason , it 's ok . i 'm not going to judge you . bianca : no , it 's not ok . lena gave me a ring , and now i ca n't even fly to visit her . what am i going to say to her ? maggie : oh , god . jamie , what 's wrong ? bianca : what is it ? jamie : it 's babe and bess . you guys got to help me save them . [ scene_break ] babe : would jamie really be that horrible , just to drug me to get what he wants ? what kind of person -- j.r. : we know now . i 'm never going to let him come near bess or you ever again . babe : j.r. -- j.r. : you know that , do n't you ? babe : bess . i need to go see bess . j.r. : all right . i 'll be up soon . hey , i 'll always take care of you and bess . david : great performance , junior . you convinced babe you love her and want to keep her safe . now it 's time to convince me . [ next_on ] anita : where is he ? where have you stashed my husband , mr. slater ? bobby : do n't start with me , maria , not unless you 're willing to pull out your own skeletons and compare . jamie : babe will listen to you , bianca . make her take bess and get away from j.r. before he does something even worse . david : if anybody hurts my daughter , they 're going to answer to me . | jamie confronts jr , revealing that he knows he drugged his wife . but jr attempts , and succeeds in convincing babe that it was jamie that drugged her in order to make her distrust jr and make himself look like the hero . david , however , is onto jr , knows he drugged babe , and confronts him . |
aidan : what am i , the first one back ? palmer : where 's dixie ? adam : that 's what we 're about to find out , palmer . palmer : well , what 's going on here ? what 's going -- why -- why did you need me ? adam : i assume to make a quick getaway . di : oh , we 're waiting on the dna results to make sure that i 'm -- i 'm j.r. 's mom . palmer : well , of course she is . if i had any doubts , dixie and i could be tested , prove we 're blood . aidan : have you heard from brooke and your dad from the other two labs ? tad : they 'll be back shortly . j.r. : good . this quarantine got old fast . palmer : quarantine ? what does that mean , `` quarantine `` ? adam : palmer , try to keep up ! jamie : we had three different labs run tests . di : and during the whole process , we 've all been stuck here . krystal : so nobody would mess with the results . champagne , anybody ? palmer : this young lady is my niece -- i 'd stake my life on it . adam : well , you want to drop dead , palmer , fine . di , careful not to step on him on your way to jail . krystal : well , go or stay , we need more bubbly . jamie : i get your deal with adam , but j.r. is another story . whichever way these results go , you 're going to be one of his targets . david : you ca n't be seriously waiting for backup from brooke . adam : all right , let 's see how this first lab weighs in . j.r. : what are you doing ? come on ! [ scene_break ] reggie : yeah , this party is definitely dying . sheri : check it . the party is you and me . reggie : oh , really ? then why leave ? sheri : so we can talk . reggie : oh , talk . well , what do you have to say that the sand crabs ca n't hear ? [ sheri laughs ] danielle : reggie ? got a sec ? reggie : actually , now is not really good for me . danielle : please , reggie . this is n't easy for me . reggie : you know what ? sheri , i better handle this . i 'll give you a call later , though . sheri : any time , reggie . i mean it . reggie : yeah , me , too . all right , this better be good . danielle : i 'm sorry i blew you off when we were supposed to talk , but there 's something you should know . reggie : what , about the boy you almost kissed ? danielle : yeah , about him . reggie : yeah . well , i 'm not really interested . danielle : reggie , i do n't want to lose you over this ! [ scene_break ] reporter : well , if this is an example of erica kane 's `` new beginnings , `` this show will be like no other on the air . [ tv turns off ] josh : we 're a hit . erica : yeah . pun intended . [ erica laughs ] josh : `` hurri - kane erica takes television by storm . `` `` ' new beginnings promises to shake up daytime . `` `` erica kane launches ' new beginnings ' -- glamour and power and punch . `` `` erica kane serves up drama like no one else . `` jack : well , certainly nobody could argue with that . erica : oh , darling ! oh ! hey , cheer up . it 's a happy ending . they still love me . [ scene_break ] amanda : you certainly know how to rock a party . hey , i watch the news -- congratulations . josh : thanks . it went pretty well . amanda : yeah , `` new beginnings `` will be big , so you should hire me . josh : you have experience in television ? not -- not that it is required . amanda : no , but i am exactly what you need . josh : what do you really have in mind ? [ scene_break ] erica : stop looking so worried . the media ate it up . jack , we are riding this marvelous crest of publicity . we 're fine . jack : `` we `` ? you and your show ? nobody else . erica , why did n't you tell me that greenlee 's pregnant ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : if you really want to hit me , i ca n't stop you . [ ryan slowly lowers his fist . ] greenlee : you could have if you wanted to . but it 's not what you want . you ca n't do it . ryan : do n't dare me , greenlee . do n't put me back in that head -- do n't . greenlee : you ca n't hurt me , because you love me , and i 'm pregnant with your baby -- your baby . ryan : ah ! greenlee : oh ! zach : let her go ! kendall : greenlee , greenlee ! are you ok ? greenlee : get out of here ! kendall : did he hit you ? zach : one good punch could kill her . greenlee : look , he would n't hurt me . kendall : i saw him . you want fighting ? go back to the fight club ! ryan : you were watching ? what , on your little spy cam ? greenlee : we do n't need an audience . i can handle this . kendall : you already told him the truth . did you sweep her in your arms ? no , you almost pounded her with them ! greenlee : this is a huge mistake . kendall : tell her , ryan . if we had n't have come in here , you would 've broken greenlee 's jaw . ryan : this was a setup . zach : to keep her safe . ryan : you planned this . you had them watch us ! greenlee : no , they wanted to be nearby ! i never asked them to spy on us ! ryan : what , in case i went crazy ? greenlee : it was n't like that . i trusted you . kendall : we wanted to help greenlee . ryan : what else did kendall help you with , greenlee ? help you break into the fertility clinic ? kendall : no , what difference does it make ? ryan : did she help you steal my sample ? did she ? greenlee : yes , yes ! it was an act of a decent and supportive friend , but this ambush ? ryan : this is pathetic . you are pathetic . you do n't even have a real marriage , kendall , and you try and mess us up , too ! kendall : no , we wanted to help greenlee ! ryan : you ca n't make our marriage your hobby ! you 're not in my life ! get out ! zach : this is as close as you get ! [ scene_break ] j.r. : hey , dad -- adam : i 'm not waiting ! aidan : thanks , mate . tad : let 's stick to the plan , shall we ? wait till all the results are back before we start comparing them . krystal : and keep it in the envelope so nobody pulls a fast one . aidan : it 's still partially sealed , and it 's going to stay that way . adam : how do we know you did n't tamper with the contents already ? di : oh , god . aidan : check with mr. bradley , your attorney . he watched the lab tech seal the results in this envelope , he drove me over here , and he watched me come in . this is his signature that you half ripped . krystal : where the heck are brooke and joe ? jamie : the lab mom went to was n't in hawaii . tad : each lab operates differently . she 'll be here . adam : what 's joe 's excuse ? j.r. : chief of staff , and the hospital 's 10 miles away . david : maybe they 're stalling to build the suspense . krystal : well , it 's working . david : yeah . cue the dramatic organ music -- whoo . di : shut up , david . [ doorbell rings ] j.r. : i 've got it . what are you doing here ? tad : derek . [ derek sighs ] derek : who do you want arrested this time and why ? adam : she 's right there . j.r. : that 's crazy . tad : what a jerk . derek : what 's her name , and what 's the charge ? adam : it 's di kirby . di : it 's dixie cooney martin . [ scene_break ] reggie : me and you , we 're not -- we 're not exclusive anymore . you made that very clear to me . danielle : but that 's not what i want . reggie : do n't play me , dani . i know the game . danielle : reggie , josh was just -- you 're my boyfriend , and i want you to stay my boyfriend . reggie : and how does josh feel about that one ? danielle : can you just let me tell you what happened ? [ scene_break ] josh : is this how you dress to apply for a job ? amanda : ok , point me to wardrobe . please , i need a real job . if you do n't hire me , the roadside will start charging me rent . josh : that bar is your new hangout now ? amanda : yeah , but , i mean , babe 's got the place covered . you 've seen her work . i mean , she 's all they need -- the official miss roadside . josh : she 's doing all right ? amanda : at work , sure . josh : but otherwise ? amanda : something 's up . jamie 's kind of freezing her out . josh : do n't worry . babe can take care of herself . she 'll straighten it out . amanda : yeah . she 's pretty down . hey -- why do n't you come to dinner . it 's perfect . you 'll take her mind off things . [ scene_break ] jack : you know , it took me a little while to figure it out , what your big family announcement was really about . erica : and is n't it wonderful ? jack : well , that depends . who 's the father ? erica : ryan , of course . jack : ryan had a vasectomy , erica . erica : but greenlee is still miraculously carrying his baby . it 's a long story . jack : well , you know what ? i 've cleared my schedule , so why do n't you tell me this long story . [ scene_break ] ryan : wow . you scare awfully easy , do n't you ? zach : i think we could all use a time - out . ryan : you own this casino . i do n't need you calling security . zach : that was never the plan . ryan : what was the plan ? greenlee : kendall , you and zach can leave now . ryan : check out on brother michael , so you want to make up for it and save my soul instead ? zach : kendall wants to make sure that her friend is ok , and what kendall wants counts now . ryan : if i wanted kendall in my life , i would 've married her . now , all of you , get out ! zach : you guys get something to eat . greenlee : no , ryan and i are n't finished . kendall : no , you ca n't talk to him when he 's like this . ryan : oh , now , all of a sudden , you know me , too ? greenlee : it 's ok , ryan . i trust you . ryan : oh , you trust me ? it seems like it . please , get out . greenlee : no , you do n't want me to do that . you could 've hauled off and hit me , but you did n't . you could n't . i was right . ryan : you do n't get it . greenlee , you do n't -- you do n't get it ! greenlee : this baby is our love . everything will be different now . she will remind us of what matters , of what 's real . ryan : i -- i need those . greenlee : no , you do n't . ryan : yes , i do . they help me . greenlee : no , they do n't . ryan : they keep me from losing it . greenlee : no , you do that yourself . these do nothing . they 're useless , they 're fake . ryan : those pills are the only thing holding me together . greenlee : i knew you were stronger than you thought , ryan , so david gave you a placebo . ryan : how did -- what , did he talk to you before he gave them to me ? greenlee : he thought you needed an emotional inhibitor , and i knew you did n't . your rage -- it 's emotional . it 's not a chemical imbalance , it 's not a mental illness you inherited from your father . you did n't need medication . you needed to believe something was controlling your temper when it was you the whole time . ryan : you like to gamble with people 's lives , do n't you ? greenlee : but i won . ryan : with a little help from david . what else did he help you with , greenlee ? did he help you get pregnant ? greenlee : this is our baby , not a monster , and neither are you . ryan : you ca n't control me . my father controlled me . you ca n't run my life , plan it . greenlee : that 's not what i 'm trying to do . ryan : that 's exactly what you 're doing ! you 're having a child . greenlee : we are having a child , you and i . ryan : no , no , you see , i was n't any part of that . greenlee : no , but now you are . you 'll be there for the most important part . you 'll love our baby , you 'll raise our baby . ryan : you ca n't control my emotions , you ca n't control my feelings . they exist whether you like them or not . greenlee : you ca n't say that you 'd hit me . you can say you 'd hit me , but i know you would n't . ryan : so you want proof ? is that it ? you want me to prove what kind of a monster i really am ? zach : why do n't you prove it to me ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : that is my mother , derek . adam : you can hold off putting on the handcuffs until i am proven right , which should be a matter of minutes . derek : dixie ? well , tad told me -- adam : no , she 's not my ex - wife . di : i did n't announce it . adam : because you 're a fake ! di : it 's good to see you , derek . derek : you , too . adam : will you stop talking to her like she 's family , for god 's sake ? she 's a grifter ! she applied for work under a phony name . we hired her . j.r. : i hired her . adam : under fraudulent circumstances , and now she 's trying to steal dixie 's identity . palmer : the fraud is yours . calling chief frye in on this is totally unnecessary . adam : oh , palmer . she smiled at him , gave him a nitro pill , and the old goat fell for it . derek : well , tad , is she or is n't she ? tad : you want odds , call vegas . i 'm going to wait for the results . adam : krystal carey swears that this woman was in prison with her using the name `` di kirby . `` di : and i do n't deny that . i was arrested and sentenced under another name . adam : yeah . nice trick . di : it 's -- it 's a long story , and one that i 've just told too many times . krystal : told it to everybody but the chief of police . derek : well , people go to jail and get out for all kinds of wild reasons , like yours . adam : i called you here to arrest di kirby . palmer : let 's take this outside . what do you say , chandler ? di : uncle palmer , just let him talk . it does n't matter . babe : she sure is keeping cool . j.r. : she should n't have to put up with any of this . jamie : not like somebody about to get nailed for fraud . adam : well , now that you 've heard the situation , what kind of charges are you going to bring against her ? derek : well , it sounds like we 're talking forgery , falsifying identification , unsworn falsification on any document that she might have signed to the authorities . adam : how many years could she get ? derek : maybe 14 , give or take a year or two . these are serious offenses . fraud and identity theft are hot buttons these days . if she 's a fake , she 'll serve the maximum . you can bet on it . [ scene_break ] aidan : so , what do you think , thaddeus ? is she dixie ? tad : not the dixie i knew . i almost hope she is somebody else . [ scene_break ] jamie : i 'm all for sticking it to j.r. and adam , but pretending to be dixie ? if she 's a fake , she deserves to get slammed . babe : but if she is dixie , it could mean that j.r. could eventually become human , meaning that i could get joint custody . krystal : well , whoever she is , thanks to knowing her in prison , i 'm on the outside . but let me tell you something -- if she 's playing tad and shredding his heart for nothing , then there is going to be a line to rip hers out of her chest , and david 's , too . it 's not going to be pretty . david : i 'm willing to risk it . could be we 've all been duped by di - dixie . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you know , you really need to leave , derek . adam : son , son , i know -- i know this is hard for you . but it 's not as if you 're losing your mother again . this woman is a -- j.r. : you called the cops . you could 've at least waited until we knew something for sure . adam : and give her a chance to make a run for it ? no , as soon as the results get here , derek can take her downtown and book her . palmer : listen , you can play the sadistic bully with a member of your own family , but my niece does not have to be a part of it . now , come along , dixie . di : no , do n't excited , uncle palmer . adam : you want to take her out of here , fine . you want to take her home , you want to go to timbuktu , that 's also fine -- [ doorbell rings ] adam : as long as derek goes with you . palmer : stand aside , stand aside . adam : you lay a hand on me , and you 're going to end up in a cell next to her . brooke : we kept you waiting . joe : got here as quickly as we could . shall we get to it ? krystal : unless anybody needs some liquid fortification . [ scene_break ] danielle : i should 've left the party with you and lily . i wish i had . i was n't trying to meet anyone . reggie : guess you just did n't feel like , you know , hanging with us . danielle : i 'd od 'd on parent drama . i did n't want to see either of them , so i stayed here , and josh started talking to me . reggie : no , josh hit on you . and then what happened ? i 'm listening . explain . danielle : what do you think happened ? reggie : i think you told him he was wasting his time . danielle : right . exactly . so i bounced . i went walking down the beach , found the shack , went in , fell asleep , and -- right . uh -- i guess at the party , josh wanted to kiss me to prove something . i -- reggie : what , to show you what you have been missing or something ? danielle : i told him i was n't available , i was with you . reggie : and he did n't know that from the beach party when you told him you were n't interested ? danielle : i -- reggie : you know , your boyfriend , me , reggie , right here ? i did n't come up then ? danielle : we did n't even get that far . and then the next day , when my mom and dad were all over me about staying out all night and you defended me , you were amazing . how could i ever even say hello to another guy ? reggie , you 're the best . and i do n't want to mess this up over anybody or any other thing . i do n't want to kiss anybody but you . [ scene_break ] josh : i 'm not into roast chicken with a side of marital issues . amanda : come on , you 'll take the heat off babe , and with you there , jamie will be on his best behavior . josh : why me ? you do n't have other friends you can draft ? [ pager beeps ] josh : got to answer that . [ amanda fantasizes what she wishes would happen . ] josh : i ca n't let you waste your life in that pit of an apartment . babe : but jamie -- josh : you 're too good for him . [ josh and babe kiss . ] josh : you belong with me . babe : maybe you 're right . jamie : j.r. was dead on , you slut ! josh : you do n't need this or him . amanda : god , jamie , you deserve so much better than her ! jamie : boy , you got that right . amanda : i am sorry , i did n't bring you here to get your heart stomped on . jamie : no , no , no -- thank you , because i could 've spent the next 10 years with that tramp . amanda : yeah , in that scuzzy hole of an apartment , yeah . jamie , you know what this means ? now that babe 's out of the picture , you 're rich ! you get the wallingford bucks ! jamie : oh , i seriously owe you . want to stick around and collect ? amanda : you just try and get away . jamie : well , good - bye , babe . [ amanda returns to real life . ] amanda : hello , living large . [ scene_break ] jack : greenlee stole it ? erica : well , it was ryan 's to begin with . jack : `` it was ryan 's to begin -- `` do you know how many laws greenlee broke ? erica : no one has pressed any charges . jack : and how long have you known about all this ? erica : all right . i found out after i convinced dr. madden to set ryan 's sample aside -- i mean , just in case ryan and greenlee could agree to have artificial insemination . jack : my , my , you 've been busy . and you at no time thought it might be a good idea to fill me in ? erica : i did n't even know that greenlee was pregnant until the launch party . and if you recall , i 'm the one who wanted to make this announcement of the happy news to include the entire family . but greenlee would n't let me , because she had n't told ryan yet , so , i mean , what could i do ? jack : does ryan know now ? has she told him ? erica : i assume so . jack : oh , damn it , erica . erica : what ? jack , what is wrong with you ? jack : you know , you and greenlee are both so blind when it comes to ryan . the man is out of control , erica . he is violent . greenlee may well have put her own life in danger with this pregnancy . [ scene_break ] ryan : i talk , but you do n't hear . you do n't listen . greenlee : that 's not true . that 's not true . ryan : it does n't matter , because it 's not what you know , it 's not what you feel . well , you got to stop . somebody stop her , please ! zach : let 's go . you 're only hurting your cause . come on . greenlee : ryan , please do n't shut me out . ryan : you know what ? stop , stop ! i 've had enough ! just stop ! kendall : greenlee , come on . give him time to get used to this , please . greenlee : how will leaving help ? ryan : you know how ? i 'll tell you how . because i want to hurt you , greenlee . do you hear that ? do you understand that ? i want to cause you pain . you thought getting pregnant would save me ? do i look saved to you , greenlee ? you killed me . you killed any chance that we had . you killed it ! and now , you are out of my life , because you could n't stop . you had to push me and prove that i am what i thought was . i am jonathan , i am braden , i am my father ! you want more proof ? i 'll give you proof . greenlee : no , no . ryan : aah ! i am that monster ! greenlee : ryan ? ryan , ryan , wait . ryan , ryan , wait . zach : stop . want to get yourself killed ? kendall : you have to let him go , greenlee . zach : i 'm going to go make sure he leaves the casino . keep her here . kendall : ok . zach : keep her safe . keep her away from the glass . kendall : it 's ok . [ scene_break ] jack : greenlee , this is your father . i want you to call me the minute you get this . i do n't care what time it is , you call me . erica : jack , think of kendall . think of miranda . blood is n't tainted , jack . jack : think about this . ryan got this procedure for a reason -- because he was afraid of what he might do to a child . now , does that sound normal to you ? does that sound safe to you ? [ scene_break ] josh : being babe 's agent is n't job enough ? amanda : i am not babe 's agent . that 's what you thought ? josh : but i do n't chase unavailable women . i already got in the middle of one couple this week . that 's my quota for the year . [ scene_break ] reggie : babe , are you ok ? danielle : you sure this is the right place ? reggie : i 'm going to make it right . ok ? that 's why i went back to the car . um -- i got a blanket and some candles , some candles . danielle : reggie , those are flares . reggie : i 'm just kidding , ok ? the candles were already here . and these -- these were -- these were growing on the side of the road . danielle : they 're so beautiful . reggie : no , dani , you 're beautiful , ok ? these are just flowers . this is going to be our place , dani , ok ? this , all this . this is us , me and you , just ours . what 's wrong ? no , i 'm sorry . are you cold ? you want me to take you someplace else ? danielle : i want to be wherever you want me to be . reggie : you know , i would sprinkle the flowers on the blanket , but they get kind of scratchy . danielle : you 've made everything so perfect . danielle : wait . um , do you , you know , have protection ? reggie : of course i do . i want you to know that i 'm looking out for you 24/7 , always . [ scene_break ] out in the parking lot , ryan hot wires a motorcycle and takes off . ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : you were no help . you were worse than no help . kendall : listen , do n't go after him , greenlee . greenlee : you expect me to leave him alone now ? kendall : no , he 's not going to listen to you right now . you need to let him cool off , ok ? he wo n't give you a chance . zach : ryan 's gone . greenlee : where did he go ? zach : you 're not going to catch him . greenlee : no , you ca n't tell me what i can and ca n't do . you two busted in here , and look what happened . zach : he 's on a self - destructive kick . just let him go . greenlee : get out of my way . kendall : no , no , greenlee -- greenlee , give it up . give it up . greenlee : why , because that 's what you 'd do ? you never loved anyone enough , even ryan , to do whatever it takes ? to be there when he needs you ? zach : just lie down . i 'll get a doctor . greenlee : no ! you know what ? ryan did n't hurt me ! i 'm fine , but he 's not ! kendall : no , you 're not . you need rest , ok ? this is not good for the baby . greenlee : no , you do n't know . you do n't understand . you 're so afraid , you do n't take risks . i 'm not going to lie down and watch ryan suffer . there 's no choice , i 'm going after him . i can still get through to him . kendall : zach , she has to go . zach : why ? it 's not going to do any good . kendall : zach , please . zach : i guess i 'm driving . [ scene_break ] adam : will somebody please say something ? joe : well , first of all , the results of all three tests are identical . adam : which means ? joe : the chromosomal bands of both samples are very close together on many points of the genetic map . and there 's a very close blood relationship between the subjects . adam : and ? joe : she 's dixie . palmer : what did i tell you ? i knew it . j.r. : oh , come here ! [ di laughs ] babe : i 'm really happy that she 's dixie , jamie . i am . j.r. : all right , everyone , listen up . it 's done . it 's been proven by three dna labs that this woman is dixie cooney . now , i do n't want any more absurd comments , insults , or doubts . it 's settled . david : my god , it 's a miracle . welcome back . derek : adam , thanks for the entertainment . dixie , i 'll see you around . and if this one gives you any more trouble , just give me a call . di : no , i expect him to behave himself from now on . derek : yeah , we 'll be talking . joe : let 's hope dixie 's right . adam : dixie . joe : ca n't argue with the results , adam . di : joe , thank you . oh . joe : do n't you leave us again . di : i wo n't . j.r. : well , you do n't seem very happy . tad : i am happy . for you . but it 's been a long couple of days . i 'll be in touch . di : tad , wait . can we -- tad : good - bye . [ scene_break ] josh : i 'm not into romantic conflict , unless it 's material for a show . amanda : it would just be a nice dinner , and you would have two beautiful women waiting on you . josh : i 've got work to do . amanda : oh -- well , if you change your mind , we 'd have fun . i promise . [ scene_break ] erica : jack , you have to trust greenlee . she 's happy . she 's carrying a new life . do you really want to burst in there and tell her that she is wrong ? that she 's crazy ? jack : what am i supposed to do , erica , huh ? what am i supposed -- i know the answer to that . i 'm supposed to wait . i 'm supposed to wait until she asks me to be involved . erica : right . and stay strong , and stay determined . jack : and what if she ca n't get to a phone ? what if she ca n't call me ? no , you know what ? i need to know where greenlee is . i need to know that my daughter is safe . [ scene_break ] [ zach , greenlee , and kendall follow ryan in a car . ] greenlee : i do n't see him . kendall : well , maybe he turned off onto another road . greenlee : or went in a different direction . zach : no , i saw his lights . kendall : well , there are other motorcycles in this state . greenlee : there he is . there he is . he just went over that hill . kendall : all right , step on it . greenlee : we ca n't lose him . [ scene_break ] [ while reggie and danielle make out on the shack floor , she remembers being with josh . ] [ danielle and josh laugh ] danielle : i always said that you 're clueless . so , where were we ? josh 's voice : i was kissing you . danielle : my rule -- if you know what you want , go for it . josh : i know exactly what i want -- you . you do n't want to do this , we do n't do this . danielle : i just want to live , have fun , have you . [ danielle abruptly sits up . ] danielle : reggie , stop . i ca n't . reggie : what ? danielle : i ca n't . reggie : you -- you ca n't ? baby , we were n't . it -- we were so close . why 'd you stop ? danielle : i do n't know . i 'm sorry , i just ca n't . reggie : no , no , no , no . baby , you were fine . we were fine . everything was great . what 's -- danielle : i -- i guess i 'm just not as ready as i thought i was . reggie : dani , i did n't ask for this . i mean , i did n't even suggest it . you did . and then you get me all excited . what -- danielle : i know . i wanted to . i thought i could , but -- i 'm sorry . reggie : no , no , baby -- danielle : i love you . i 'm sorry . reggie : no , no , i know you -- i love you , too . i 'm not mad , ok ? i 'm not upset . i just want to know what 's going on with you . danielle : i -- reggie : what 's wrong ? just , what is it ? tell me what 's wrong . just tell me . danielle : i slept with him . i had sex with josh . [ scene_break ] palmer : adam , you could take that crow out of your mouth and say good night . brooke : good night , dixie . di : thank you , brooke , for everything . palmer : good night , my dear . di : good night . krystal : well , is that what you call lying to me up , down , and sideways ? i do n't know whether or not you deserve more jail time . but i do know that i can not trust you . di : i 'm sorry . krystal : yeah . maybe you are , maybe you 're not . babe : i 'm really sorry about everything . i really did n't think there was any way you could be dixie . jamie : you were in prison . di : no , if i were babe , i would have done the exact same thing , especially if it meant i could save my mother . babe : mama and i -- we just wanted to save everyone more pain . j.r. : no . no , you do not get to justify the nasty things you do by `` my motives are pure and good . `` you do n't get let off the hook that easy . di : j.r. , j.r. , j.r. , do n't blame babe . ok , one minute i am in prison , the next i 'm -- i 'm her baby 's nanny . she wanted to protect little adam . j.r. : she does n't give a damn about my son . this was all about krystal . babe : that is not so . j.r. : you turned everyone against my mother in order to get your mother out of prison . babe : my mother knew her as di kirby . she did n't think she was dixie . jamie : ca n't you be happy for two minutes ? lay off . j.r. : why do n't you go back to your grease hole you call home ! di : j.r. , please , let 's just talk this out . babe : ok , mama and i were afraid of the damage that could be caused , all right ? not just to little adam , but to you and jamie and tad . and we were going to tell the truth whether your dad helped get my mom out of prison or not . [ scene_break ] david : so what do you think ? should i charge sonny boy a finder 's fee ? di : david , you 've done a lot to this family . i might leave before one of them hurts you . david : i got to tell you , you are brilliant . well done . di : oh , gosh , you never give up . david : look who 's talking . i 'm not the woman who climbed out of a mountain gorge , got a new face , and took the town by storm . di : i am dixie . david : oh , yes . it 's been proven three -- count them -- three times . di : david , i do n't want to see you again . david : ah , but i have so much passion left for you , dixie . i just ca n't let you go . [ scene_break ] adam : there has to be more to it than this . i want you to tell me everything that woman told you in prison . krystal : dixie can fill you in herself . adam : i watched her face when joe was reading the verdict . she seemed very relieved . krystal : well , sure . who would n't be ? adam : dixie . if she were really dixie -- even if the tests came back negative in there , she could take us all into a dna lab , run the tests again , and prove that she 's j.r. 's mother . krystal : ok , you are not a white rabbit , and i did not just fall through the looking glass . we had three fail - safe tests performed , and it is done . no fooling , she is dixie . adam : j.r. 's close blood relative . that 's what the tests proved . krystal : well , she 's not his dear departed granny . adam : no . dixie has a sister . [ scene_break ] greenlee : faster . kendall : honk or something . let him know that you 're behind him . zach : he wants to be by himself . just keep him in -- greenlee : he does this . he takes off , and he goes as fast and as far as he can . it 's like he needs his speed to catch up with his own thoughts . kendall : he 's going too fast . slow down , ryan . greenlee : it 's all to get away . [ on the motorcycle , ryan recalls recent events . ] greenlee : you wo n't leave me . i wo n't end this pregnancy . this is our child . kendall : maybe you should never , ever father a child . ryan : i 'm scared i will lose it , and i will hurt greenlee . zach : part of your blood , part of your bones , part of your dna . ryan : you do n't get it ! greenlee : everything will be different now . zach : you 're going to infect everything you touch , everything you love . kendall : maybe you should never , ever father a child . ryan : i am jonathan , i am braden , i am my father ! you want more proof ? aah ! i am that monster ! [ tires screech as ryan fails to negotiate a 90-degree curve in the road and flies over a cliff . ] greenlee : ryan ! [ next_on ] greenlee : ryan ! kendall : greenlee , stop ! greenlee : ryan ! ryan ! zach : look at me . look at me . do n't risk the life of your child . i 'll go find him . all right ? stay here . it 'll be worth it . kendall : please -- oh , god . zach ! zach ! [ after removing some clothing , zach dives into the water . ] | ryan is ready to hurt greenlee after finding out that she is pregnant and wo n't listen to his telling her that he can not have a child . but right then , kendall and zach run in and break it up . ryan becomes more out of control knowing that they have been spying on them . he gets on his motorcycle and goes on a high - speed ride . greenlee rides with zach and kendall and they try to find him and prevent him from killing himself . |
angie : hello , uh , is this broad street shelter ? yes , i -- i 'm looking for a young woman , early 20s . she would 've just arrived . no one like that at all ? all right , thank you . [ knock on door ] [ scene_break ] colby : i thought dré was driving you home . cassandra : i had him turn around . i could n't leave you here alone with petey , or pete -- whatever , cortlandt . colby : he 's gone . i -- i told him i was sick , which i am since he figured out we ran over richie . cassandra : i am freaking out , too . dré , um , went to tell his dad . colby : what ? cassandra : i mean , mr. woods is a lawyer . he could help us . colby : cass , we had a deal . no one can know what we did . adam : oh , what have you done , colby ? [ scene_break ] annie : it 's over now , richie . jesse : hey , hey . annie : jesse . what are you doing here ? jesse : well , i came to look at your brother 's body one more time , but i see i 'm too late . annie : yeah , well , this place really creeps me out , so i 'm -- jesse : listen , i 'm really trying to solve your brother 's murder here , give you and your family a little peace . annie : i appreciate that . jesse : help me understand something , annie . um , why in the middle of my investigation would you cremate the victim ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : i love you , ryan lavery . i love you for saving me for aidan . aidan : oh , thank god . greenlee : you 're here . aidan : you all right ? greenlee : yeah , i 'm fine , much better than fine now . aidan : i owe you , man . the thought of losing her again -- ryan : i know . jake : hey . how 's it going , skipper ? greenlee : much better . can i go home now ? jake : yes , yes . all your test results are fine . i 'll give you the once - over , then you can split , ok ? then you 're next , superman . greenlee : ryan , you really are a savior . aidan : yeah , you sure you did n't train with professionals ? jake : look at that , props from special ops . that 's a rarity , should make you feel good . so , what happened ? you got knocked out by a sailboat ? greenlee : watch it , martin , or i 'll change the locks . jake : well , i 'll write that down that you 're feeling better . greenlee : can i go ? jake : uh - huh , i said that you could . i 'll get you discharged , just let me check out this guy first . you 're awfully quiet . what 's wrong ? annie : you want to know why richie was cremated ? that 's why . [ scene_break ] jesse : walter novak . that 's your dad ? annie : yes . this was his decision , not to bury richie next to my mother . ok ? i just came to get his remains . jesse : i know this is really hard . annie : look , look , that is my father 's signature . if you do n't believe me , hire a handwriting expert . i mean , god , jesse , you already did the autopsy . jesse : just a few more questions i 'd like to ask you . it wo n't take long . annie : every time i turn around , you 're in my face with more questions . why are you harassing me ? jesse : that is not my intention . annie : i said everything i needed to say at the police station , ok ? i told you everything there . jesse : tell me again . [ scene_break ] angie : what do you want ? fletcher : uh , name 's fletcher . i 'm looking for my girl . heard she 's been staying with you ? angie : your girl ? are you talking about randi , the woman you employ as a prostitute ? fletcher : what ? no . randi 's my special lady . is she here ? angie : no , she is not , and i ca n't believe that you have the audacity to come to my home . fletcher : well , then maybe you could tell me where she is ? angie : so you can hurt her again ? fletcher : i do n't know , i do n't know what you heard -- angie : look , i 'm a doctor . i treated randi . i was at the hospital when you were arrested for cracking her skull . fletcher : they got the wrong guy . angie : you know what ? you put your fists to someone half your size , and then you -- you beat the crap out of her until she passed out and then left her in the street like garbage . you think that 's ok ? you will not put your hands on another woman again . fletcher : ok , i 'm going to ask you one more time . where 's my girl ? angie : my husband is the chief of police , and if you come anywhere near randi , he will lock your ass up so fast , your head will spin . [ scene_break ] adam : what is it , colby ? what have you done ? colby : you know how cass and i start college in the fall ? well , there 's this seminar , wines of the world . you know , wine tasting . cassandra : yeah , it 's like the most popular class , and , except , you have to be 21 to take it . colby : so we came up with this idea to e - mail the professor . cassandra : and since i lived in paris , we told him we knew all about vineyards and yada , yada , yada -- colby : bottom line , he totally busted us . cassandra : he even reported us to the freshman dean . colby : she let us off the hook , but i 'd die if anyone found out . adam : oh , yeah -- colby : i hope you 're not mad . adam : that was a fascinating story . now , can i have the true one ? colby : i just told you . adam : hmm . you got a reprimand from your dean ? colby : mm - hmm . cassandra : she was really , really upset at first . colby : but she let us off the hook . adam : well , i have been a benefactor of the university for quite a long time , and now that my daughter is enrolled , well , i 'm even more involved . just the other day , i talked to the freshman dean . dean fisher . dean harold fisher -- colby : wait -- adam : who , unless i missed my mark , is a man . colby : oh , no , no , no . it -- it -- it was n't the dean . cassandra : it was our advisor . colby : duh , duh . adam : girls , if you 've done anything wrong , tell me . i can help you . what is it ? cassandra : colby , maybe we should . adam : i -- i wo n't get angry , i promise . i give you my word . colby : ok . on my birthday , i got a little drunk . actually , it -- it was more than a little , and that 's why we came home early from the lodge . i did n't want you to know , because i thought you 'd ground me and take away my car . adam : your car ? were you driving under the influence ? colby : no . cassandra : no , dré took us home , and he was totally sober . adam : so dré , dré was there . well , i -- i thought it was just the two of you and another girl . cassandra : yeah , that was totally my fault . i kind of invited him as a surprise . colby : but he was barely there that long . adam : so the car had very little to do with it . colby : what do you mean ? adam : well , it 's a brand - new car . if it was damaged in any way -- colby : there 's not . adam : hmm . well , why do n't i take a look ? just try it out and see . colby : it was an accident . we did n't mean to kill him . [ scene_break ] angie : if you do n't get away from my door , i swear i 'm calling the cops . frankie : hey , what the hell are you doing here ? fletcher : what do you think ? frankie : i think you need to start walking , and you got about 10 seconds , chump . angie : frankie , stop . look , i to you to leave . frankie : mom , i got this . now , you need to stay away from here , and you need to stay away from randi . fletcher : or what ? angie : frankie , frankie just stop . i 'm calling the cops . frankie : or -- no , no , this -- or you deal with me . fletcher : when i find randi , i 'll give her your best . frankie : you all right ? all right . angie : frankie , stop . what are you doing ? frankie : what someone should 've done a long time ago . i 'm going to kick his ass . angie : you know what , this is exactly what i was afraid of . frankie : randi did n't send that slime over here . angie : do n't you get it ? you brought that woman into our home . you brought her world -- pimps , prostitutes -- frankie , this family has gone through so much already . do n't you think we deserve a little peace ? [ scene_break ] dré : hey , dad . samuel : hey . good to hear from you , get your call . dré : so you 're not too busy ? samuel : no , not too busy for you ever . everything ok ? dré : uh , how 's your campaign going ? samuel : it 's good , it 's good . i just -- when you run for senate , it 's no joke . they got me going to fundraisers , town hall meetings , stump speeches , kissing babies , all of it . dré : sounds rough . samuel : well , i 'm in the learning curve and that 's good . you always want to keep learning , you want to keep your sense of humor . speaking of sense of humor , i had lunch with your crazy granddad . [ dré chuckles ] dré : yeah , he called me . told me to ask you about lockdown with erica kane . samuel : you see , man , this guy does n't stop . dré : hey , hey . if you 're going to get stuck with someone , it might as well be her , right ? so what 'd you guys -- what 'd you guys do ? samuel : we talked . dré : you talked ? samuel : we talked . dré : about what ? samuel : we talked about politics . we talked about being parents . i talked about you . that 's right , i talked about you . dré : yeah ? samuel : yeah . i -- i told her that i was -- that i 'm excited that we 're connecting again , and that i 'm very , very proud of the man you 're becoming . and i am . [ scene_break ] colby : at the lodge , i had too much to drink , so cass and dré got me into my car . adam : dré was driving ? cassandra : mm - hmm . but we were going along fine . colby : and then we hit something , and we 're not sure , but we think it was richie novak . daddy , we did n't see him , i swear . cassandra : we just felt this really big bump . colby : dré wanted to go back , but -- but i was so sick . cassandra : and we just thought it was like a tree branch or some kind of animal or -- we had no idea . colby : until we heard that richie got run over that night on the same road . god , daddy -- adam : what you have done , you girls , is very brave . you told me the truth . that was the thing to do . colby : what if the cops find out ? adam : uh , one thing at a time . i 'm -- colby , sweetheart , could i talk to you for just a moment in private ? colby : be right back . daddy , what am i going to do ? adam : throw your buddies under the bus . colby : you want me to narc on my friends ? no way . adam : sweetheart , this is serious . a man is dead . colby : i know that . adam : then let me protect you . colby : not if it means cass and dré take the fall . adam : all right , you were drunk . how drunk ? colby : dad , very . adam : very , good , then you were too inebriated to know -- to remember the ride . colby : what ? no , i do . adam : do you want to go to prison ? colby : no . but i wo n't lie , and i wo n't rat out my friends . we 're in this together . adam : are you going to sacrifice everything for a couple of strangers ? colby : they 're my friends . if you had any , you might understand what loyalty means . adam : i know what loyalty means . but you do n't spread it around like peanut butter . my loyalty is to my family . colby : cass and dré have families , too . her stepfather is chief of police . adam : yeah , well , good . she 's in fine order . she can defend herself . and do n't forget , you have a father , my dear . i have about 12 judges on speed dial . colby : but what about dré ? the son of samuel woods , big - time lawyer , maybe senator . adam : yes . we 're all covered , all of us . i 'll talk to the kid . i 'll tell him , uh , to remember discretion . colby : it 's too late . dre 's with his dad right now telling him everything . [ scene_break ] samuel : you all right , son ? dré : yeah . i mean , no , i do n't know . [ dré sighs ] samuel : is it about a girl ? huh ? i know you 've been seeing , uh , cassandra foster , right ? seems like a nice girl . dré : yeah , she is . cass is great , but -- samuel : but did something happen ? dré : we all went up to this lodge , adam chandler 's private lodge up in the mountains . it was colby 's birthday , and we were all partying . samuel : and drinking ? dré : yeah , i only had one beer , but colby -- samuel : well , you know , dré , colby 's underage . that 's not a good thing . dré : yeah , dad , i know that was stupid , but it 's not what this -- samuel : did someone get hurt ? dré : no , i -- can i just finish ? samuel : please , finish . [ dré sighs ] samuel : cassandra -- you did n't get her pregnant ? dré : no . it 's not even like that . i mean , that 's not what this is about . it 's not even about us , it 's -- [ phone rings ] dré : well , it is , but -- samuel : yeah . hey , carl , i ca n't talk right now , i 'm with my son . uh - huh , no . all right . dré : what ? what 's up ? samuel : new polls are coming out , and my numbers are way down . dré : how come ? [ samuel sighs ] samuel : a lot of voters are n't that educated , dré , so it 's easier for them to get manipulated . negative campaigning . so , any more bad news , and i could be out of the game . [ scene_break ] annie : what do you want to know , jesse ? if this is really richie ? think he might be stuck underneath my car ? jesse : let 's just run through everything one more time , huh ? annie : why ? what for ? jesse : i just want to make sure i got everything right . you know , routine procedure . annie : `` routine procedure . `` how many times do i have to hear that ? go on . jesse : all right , so richie 's phone records indicate that you were the last person he called before he died . annie : ok , as i told you , he might have called me , but i did n't speak to him . jesse : and you 're sure of that ? annie : i 'm sure . jesse : so the last time you spoke to richie was -- annie : i told -- i told you when the last time i spoke to richie was . i was at the pine cone when he knocked me out . now , are we finished ? because i need to call my father and ask him what he wants to do with his son 's ashes . jesse : i know this is really hard for you , but everything you tell me just gets us a little closer . annie : closer to what ? richie is dead . why ca n't you just leave it alone , jesse ? jesse : a lot of people had reason to go after your brother . they thought he 'd get off , never pay for what he did . annie : you think my brother did n't pay for what he did ? jesse : i think somebody got fed up . i mean , cops , judges - nobody could stop richie , so somebody took justice into their own hands . they figured , i do n't know , why not ? he 's a bad guy . annie : richie might 've been a bad guy , but he was my brother . and he did n't deserve to die like this . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i made a decision . aidan : and what 's that ? you 'll never go sailing without a life jacket again ? greenlee : yes . aidan , i want us back . [ scene_break ] jake : so tell me . what happened out there ? ryan : i -- i saw greenlee get hit in the back of the head and fall on the boat . jake : uh - huh . you just happened to be there ? ryan : yes . yeah , it was very lucky . jake : uh - huh . ryan : greenlee ? oh , god . oh , god , ok . ok , i got you . i got you , it 's me . oh , thank god , ok . i got you , greenlee . i 'm not going to let you go , not this time . not this time , ok ? jake : ahem . why do i get the feeling , uh , i 'm not hearing the whole story ? [ scene_break ] aidan : i 'll do whatever it takes . greenlee : just be you . just love me . aidan : i never stopped . [ scene_break ] jake : so what happened next ? ryan : it 's not a movie , jake . jake : oh , come on , we 're just killing a little time , a couple friends . got nothing better to do , do you ? one of us has a very exciting life , the other not so much , so what happened ? you got her back to the shore , then what ? ryan : yeah , i just -- i tried to wake her up . um , i started talking to her . it 's been you . greenlee , it 's been you . i love you . i love you , greenlee . i mean , i was talking to her , i do n't know if she heard me . jake : no , she did . ryan : you think so ? jake : i know so . i mean , i -- i have patients that are gone , crossed over , i mean . and somebody says the right words , and they come back to you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : aidan , you 're the one for me . i get it now . aidan : and you figured all this out in the water ? greenlee : well , alphonso helped . oh , god -- is he gone ? poor thing . anyway , i -- i realized everything before i fell . after the year i had , i get it . life is precious . we have to take what we want and grab it . aidan : and forget about everything that happened , right ? greenlee : yeah , it 's all in the past . it does n't matter anymore . here , now , us . it 's all i care about . [ scene_break ] ryan : you really think that words can bring somebody back ? jake : i know that they can . ryan : when i was coming out to get you , greenlee , it all came back to me , all of it , everything from the last four years . kendall , annie , the kids -- you . jake : so whatever it is you said to greenlee , it made all the difference in the world . ryan : i hope you 're right . [ scene_break ] greenlee : but seriously , of all the people who could 've been there for me , i mean , is n't it cosmically perfect that it was ryan ? aidan : i 'm just glad that he was there . greenlee : yeah . me , too . he gave me this happiness , love , us . [ scene_break ] jake : all right , my friend , you 're free to go . ryan : thank you . jake : but , when you 're up for it , i 'd like to talk to you about how it 's going with your memory . ryan : ok . jake : ok . ryan : i guess my life just did n't make sense without you . [ scene_break ] frankie : is there any luck on finding randi ? angie : no . i called all the shelters , the hospitals . frankie , we tried . frankie : we 're not trying hard enough . i mean , she 's still out there , all alone , more scared than she 's letting on . angie : randi is a grown woman ! frankie : who needs help , ma ! angie : yes , but not from you ! frankie , that man that you wanted to chase after ? he is a violent criminal . now , he could be connected to -- to drugs , gangs , organized crime . frankie : mom -- angie : he could 've hurt you ! he -- he could have taken a knife , a gun , shot you on the spot ! frankie : listen , i know what you went through with dad -- angie : then do n't make me worry any more than i already do ! what 's -- now this man not only knows where you work , but he knows where you live . what 's next , you going to get jumped outside of the hospital ? your father and i going to get a phone call that you 've been kidnapped and disappeared or something ? i wo n't let you take that risk . frankie : i wo n't . i 'm not going to give up on her . angie : franklin , you do n't even know this girl . frankie : mom , neither do you . angie : but i knew plenty just like her when i ran that free clinic in new york . every woman had a different story about how she ended up on the street . you know , none of them wanted to be there . none of them wanted to survive like that , but that was the only way they knew how to survive . some of them made it out . you know , built a new life for themselves . but that was rare . most of them were just too damaged . so , we treated them and then we let them go . frankie : i have to do this . angie : why ? frankie : i do n't know . i just do . angie : franklin , are you in love with randi ? frankie : no . i see someone in need of help , and i have to help them . [ angie sighs ] angie : that instinct is what made us want to become doctors . [ frankie sighs ] angie : we want to save people , make them better . frankie : so , what 's wrong with that ? angie : nothing . you can keep trying to patch up randi , trying to hide her from this -- this brute who abuses her , but , sweetheart , all those bruises and broken bones are signs of a much deeper pain . and it 's a pain you ca n't fix . frankie : yeah , but i can try . angie : but you wo n't get anywhere . not until she decides it 's time . not until she wants to change . and she 's not there . she 's not ready . frankie : well , mom -- i respect your advice . i do , i cherish it . but i disagree . see , because i think she is ready . and i 'm going to show you . i got to get to work . i love you . angie : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] dré : i thought the campaign was going great . samuel : my opponent 's coming at me hard , dré . he 's trying to find any weak link , any mistake to just take me out the box . dré : can they do that ? samuel : oh , they do it all the time . the call i just got , know what that 's about ? some guy goes rummaging through the college paper , my college paper , and finds a quote where i said `` war is not the answer . `` they 're trying to flip that to say that i 'm unpatriotic . dré : that 's insane . samuel : i know . call to personality . the erica kane show , `` new beginnings `` ? dré : yeah ? samuel : nice show , fluffy show , but people like that stuff . i go on that show , guess what ? my polls go up 10 % . and now ? they 're as low as they 've ever been , dré . it 's the nature of the game . dré : but do you really think they can take you out of the race ? samuel : hopefully not if we 're smart . dré : meaning ? samuel : no more mistakes . no surprises . [ scene_break ] adam : dré is telling his father about the incident ? colby : as we speak , so your plan to screw him over wo n't work . i 'm being rude to my friend . adam : no , no -- we 're not finished . colby : what you 're asking me to do is wrong . adam : no , running over a man and killing him and then driving away , that 's wrong . this is necessary . colby : i care about other people , even people whose last name are n't chandler . adam : oh , colby , colby -- colby : no , daddy . i ca n't stab people in the back like it 's nothing . i wo n't . i wo n't be like you . [ scene_break ] samuel : most politicians ' kids are so messed up . dré , i 've never had to worry about that with you . and i do n't take it for granted . you know what ? i 'm going to turn off my electronic leash -- [ dré chuckles ] samuel : and give my son my undivided attention . what did you want to tell me ? dré : um , just that i 'm not going to be around any of that underage drinking , so -- dré : i think you 're going to be a really great senator , dad . [ samuel chuckles ] [ scene_break ] adam : have n't i always taken care of you ? have i ever let anything bad happen to my little girl ? colby : i 'm scared . adam : i know you are , sweetheart . that 's why i want you to let me make this whole thing go away . colby : what about cass and dré ? adam : no , think of -- think of all you have to look forward to . your college . and , and , and -- all sorts of challenges and friends , new friends . you have such a brilliant future ahead of you . but , sweetheart , you 're going to have to trust me . do you -- trust me ? colby : yes , daddy . [ scene_break ] annie : so , where are you in the investigation ? jesse : working every lead . annie : and did you officially arrest zach ? jesse : no , still talking to folks . annie : oh , that 's good . that 's good . i just thought , after what i told you -- jesse : that slater beat your brother up and threatened to kill him ? annie : yeah . i mean , you did put zach in handcuffs . jesse : right now i do n't have enough to charge anybody . annie : i just -- i just wish it could be different . but ever since we were kids , richie was headed down the wrong path . he was just so sick . ending up like this was probably inevitable . jesse : that might be true , but i still have to find who killed him and how . annie : what do you mean , `` how `` ? my brother was hit by a car . jesse : one possibility . annie : listen , jesse , i will cooperate with you however i can , but for now i just need to -- i need to sign for this and go . jesse : i 'll be in touch . [ scene_break ] colby : hey . what happened ? dré : no go . cassandra : you did n't -- adam : wise choice . not telling your father about the hit - and - run . dré : you told him ? cassandra : we both did . dré : we agreed not to tell him . colby : yeah , i thought you were telling yours . he -- he can help us . adam : all right , where did you go after you left novak ? dré : nowhere . adam : you did n't stop anywhere ? a diner , a gas station ? dré : side of the road , couple minutes . colby : i had to throw up . cassandra : we got some bottled water at a gas station . adam : did you pay by credit card ? dré : no . cash . adam : good . cassandra : and then we just came straight back here . adam : has anyone used the car since that night ? colby : no , but someone else knows . they saw the blood on my car . adam : who ? colby : petey cortlandt . adam : oh , that twerp . he 's not going to be any trouble . ok , i have some more calls to make . all of you , stay here , be quiet . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , you ! come over here and give your dad a hug . emma : daddy ! ryan : hi , my beautiful -- oh ! give me a hug . oh , my goodness . oh , my goodness , thank you so much for watching her . corrina : oh , it 's no problem . ryan : yeah , i got some cash here . hey , you know what ? just take all this , all right ? corrina : thanks . ryan : ok . hi . hi , you . my goodness , i missed you . i missed you so much . i really did . i know i just saw you this morning , but , man , i missed you . hey , i have an idea . you know what ? do you want to play a game ? the game 's called `` do you remember ? `` do you want to play `` do you remember ? `` with me ? because i 'm dying to play . you ready ? ok , here we go . do you remember when dr. feel - better gave you that ice cream cone ? do you remember that ? yeah ? do you remember when i read you the bedtime story about the squirrel and the magic acorn ? do you remember that ? yeah , yeah . do you remember when you and spike made that tent right here in the living room ? do you remember that ? you are such a good girl . you helped your little brother get better , do you know that ? you really did . ok , one more . one more . do you remember when your daddy told you that being your daddy , yours and spike 's , is the absolute best thing , without question , in the world ? yeah , i remember that , too . i remember that , too . [ scene_break ] greenlee : where 'd you go ? aidan : nowhere , just a little rescue mission . jake : all right , get back to what we 're talking about here . you 're free to go -- under two conditions , ok ? one , you stay on dry land , and , two , you take a boating safety course . all right ? aidan : i 'll make sure of it . greenlee : ha - ha . jake : i 'll see you back at the ranch . i am glad that you 're feeling ok . greenlee : keep me away from water . no pools , rivers , lakes , not even a glass of seltzer . aidan : yeah ? what about bath time ? greenlee : um -- i could handle that . aidan : what about hot tub ? greenlee : even better . aidan : waterbed ? greenlee : get me out of here , devane , come on . aidan : hey , hey , hey -- wait . there is someone who wants to tag along . greenlee : alphonso . you made it . aidan : he 's a strong swimmer . he 'd do anything to get back to you . [ scene_break ] frankie : hey , you out of here ? jake : yes . i 'm going to go have a beer and watch the game . oh , there is a raging case of hemorrhoids in number three . why do n't you go take care of that for me , would you ? frankie : listen , have you seen randi come through here ? jake : no , why ? frankie : i do n't know . [ scene_break ] jesse : is frankie ok ? angie : yeah , frankie 's fine . but after we got the lowlife to leave , our son wanted to go after him to `` kick his ass . `` jesse , this is getting so out of control . jesse : i will handle fletcher . first , let me get a patrol car out there to look for randi , ok ? randi : hands off ! officer : if you said that more often , you would n't be here . book her for solicitation . [ scene_break ] samuel : talk to me . yeah ? it 's all set ? ok , good . i 'll see erica first thing in the morning . [ scene_break ] cassandra : what do we do now ? dré : nothing . it 's out of our hands . adam : look , i need a few more details about what happened that night . colby : ok , but -- but not right now , dad . adam : oh . sure . just relax , everything 's under control . just trust me . colby : all right . come on , you guys . let 's go upstairs . adam : everything 's going to be just fine . barry ? barry . adam here . listen , that new car i got for colby ? i want you to make it disappear . no , i mean disappear - gone , vanished , nada . gotcha . yes , this is adam chandler here . i would like to report a stolen car . um , it was in the garage and now it 's gone . [ scene_break ] [ aidan and greenlee walk into her apartment and kiss ] [ scene_break ] [ at his place , ryan picks up a flyer for the `` pine valley yacht club `` and remembers ] [ scene_break ] annie : i 'm sorry , richie . i had no choice . richie 's voice : you 'll never get away with this , sis . | angie calls around to the shelter houses to try to find randi . there is a knock on the door and it is randi 's `` pimp . `` he demands to know where randi is . angie refuses to tell him anything . at the chandler mansion , colby and cassandra are in the living room . cassandra tells colby that andre had gone to tell his father everything about the hit and run . adam comes in and wants to know what is going on . colby and cassandra come up with some off the wall story which adam does n't buy for a moment . colby finally breaks down and tells adam what had happened that they think that they had killed ritchie . annie , at the police station has just picked up ritchie 's urn . jesse comes up and begins to question her yet again about the last time that she had seen ritchie . jesse ca n't believe that annie would have ritchie 's body cremated before his investigation was over . annie shows him a signed statement which her father had signed that he wanted ritchie cremated . greenlee , in the hospital , tells ryan that she loves him because he had saved her for aidan . ryan is taken aback that she does n't love him the way that ryan loves her . aidan comes into greenlee 's room and sits down on her bed . the pimp begins to give angie a hard time when frankie arrives home and puts him to going . angie is more than a little upset when frankie wants to go after the pimp . dre meets up with samuel at the yacht club and begins to tell him what had happened until samuel gets a phone call which changes everything . andre changes his mind about telling samuel about the hit and run . |
madison : mind if i join you ? i 'm madison , henry north 's widow . i understand that you 're the woman who killed my husband . [ scene_break ] amanda : do you love me ? jake : of course , i love you . amanda : then swear to me on our love that you did not give liza my baby . can you do that ? can you swear to me on our love that she does n't have my son ? jake : liza 's baby is not yours . i swear on our love . ok . [ scene_break ] marissa : so ? is liza 's baby really yours ? david : the dna did n't match . according to this , he 's not my son . jake figured out what i was doing . somehow he changed these results . marissa : what ? david : marissa , it 's happened in this town before . i do n't know how , but he 's one step ahead of me . marissa : no . stop being ridiculous . accept it . the baby is n't yours . [ scene_break ] ada willis : and you admitted that you lied when you told chief hubbard that kendall and zach slater had gone to the hospital chapel . you knew that they 'd actually gone to the chandler house . ryan : ok . i went over my statements already with d.a . north , all right ? and if you 're trying to get me to change any of them , you 're wasting your time . ada willis : just trying to understand what your testimony 's gon na be , mr. lavery . you did lie to cover for kendall and admitted to it . considering your relationship with her , that 's fairly damning evidence . ryan : all right . my most recent statement , which happens to be the one that you have right there , is the truth , ok ? and my relationship with kendall was well - plumbed by d.a . north . so , you 've got what you 're gon na get from me . ada willis : actually , i have a few more questions . liza : do n't say another word , ryan . mr. willis . ada willis : miss colby . ryan : i really do n't need you to tell me what to say or what not to , liza . liza : well , maybe not , but before you continue , you need to know that i 'm representing kendall . [ scene_break ] kendall : well , what do you want , zach ? obviously , it 's not me . that day at the boardwalk with ian and spike , i told you all i needed was our family . yesterday i told you i would have no hope if you were taken away from me . i was telling you that i still love you , but you did n't say it back , because you wanted to hurt me . and it worked . so now i hurt you back , and that 's what we do . we do the same thing over and over and over again , and i do n't understand why ca n't we just love each other ? why ? [ kendall and zach kiss ] zach : we ca n't do this . what the hell are we doing here ? i would love to fall into you in our past , but i ca n't do that . kendall : what would be so horrible about loving each other again ? zach : where -- where would we go ? just where ? just to where we were ? that 's it ? same place ? kendall : is that so wrong ? we 're married again . we 're living under the same roof . and we used to have something -- zach : we 're living under the same roof as strangers . and then what ? making love as strangers ? that does n't mean anything , so why do it ? what 's -- yeah , maybe you are who you are , and i am exactly who i am , but we 're not who we were to each other anymore . too much has happened . kendall : zach , i -- i ca n't ignore what i feel anymore . zach : feelings that turn into anger , and anger turns into hate . i 'm tired of hating you . and i do n't want you hating me . we got to focus . we got work to do . we ca n't -- the trial is complicated , even with north dead . there 's a lot of things to do . kendall : i am standing here feeling nothing but love for you . but it 's only one - sided , is n't it ? you -- you wo n't let yourself love me back . zach : i ca n't . [ scene_break ] marissa : you used an outside lab to test baby stuart 's dna . i never told anyone where that sample was sent . did you ? i mean , how could jake have possibly tampered with the results ? david : i do n't know . but believe me , it can happen . you were n't here a few years ago . all i want is the damn truth . marissa : well , this is the truth . you just read it . no match . you 're not the father . why is having this baby so important to you ? why do you need him so much ? david : it 's not a matter of needing . marissa : you have a daughter . she 's standing right in front of you . but you ca n't see me . and i -- i ca n't keep doing this . i want to be your daughter . i want to be there for you , but not if you ca n't give up this sick obsession . leave those people alone . let amanda grieve her child . let liza love hers . look , either you leave those people alone , or you lose me forever . choose . me or your obsession . david : you 're right . i 'm sorry . of course , i choose you . [ scene_break ] jake : do you think honestly that i could do something like that ? take your baby and put it in liza 's arms , and do that in front of david ? no . your baby is safe and living in that country house that i told you . he 's being loved , and he 's going to live the life that you want him to . amanda : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry for asking you , for even accusing you . jake : we had a plan , and it 's working . it 's worked . he 's off our back . he 's out of our lives . that 's it for david . and the most important thing is that your baby is safe . all right ? david : i need to speak to the two of you about the baby . [ scene_break ] randi : i do n't know what you 're talking about . i did n't kill anybody . madison : you 're not very convincing . but then again , i suppose the only acting experience you 've had is with your johns . randi : get out of here . madison : i understand you 're pregnant . is it henry 's ? randi : this baby is my husband 's . madison : the night that henry died -- did you have sex with him before you killed him ? randi : not that it 's any of your business , but the only man i 've been with since i met my husband has been my husband . you and i have nothing further to discuss . frankie : hey , sorry i took so long . i -- you ok ? randi : yeah . frankie : it 's not the baby , is it ? madison : oh , i do n't think it has anything to do with the baby . does it , randi ? frankie : who are you ? [ scene_break ] ryan : what in god 's name was he thinking ? liza : that he wants to win , of course . listen , mr. willis , you and i both know that you inherited a deeply flawed and extremely weak case based on flimsy evidence and conflicting testimonies . you 've got no direct eyewitnesses . you 've got many other possible suspects , all with motive and opportunity , enough to raise reasonable doubt . you should reconsider taking this to trial for your own career 's sake , if not for ms. slater 's future . ada willis : d.a . north believed he could win this case with little or no trouble . liza : well , you know there 's a difference between winning and finding out the truth , and north was all about the former . what about you , mr. willis ? ada willis : i 'm interested in justice . i 'll be in touch , mr. lavery . ryan : hmm . well , kendall and zach must be clinically out of their minds . i mean , you 're also representing annie , right ? there 's got to be a conflict of interest there , especially considering she is the one that killed stuart . [ emma eavesdrops from the stairs ] [ scene_break ] david : i 've done something i 'm not very proud of . i told you that i was gon na let it go -- my suspicions about the baby . but i did n't . i obtained a dna sample of liza 's baby , and i compared it against my own . jake : you just do n't know when to quit , do you ? amanda : my baby died in barbados . you were there . david : i know , i know . amanda , i just started wondering -- your desperation to keep me away from my boy , and then liza 's baby , and i thought maybe -- jake : it does n't matter . the dna did n't match , did it ? david : no . jake : and are you prepared to leave it at this ? i mean , you know , not come up with some twisted scenario in your mind that , `` oh , i did this dna test and somehow jake finds out about it . `` maybe i switched the test . i mean , you know , something like that ? david : you 're the one that actually made me see i was wrong . there 's no way that anyone could cry the type of tears that i saw you shed unless they experienced the kind of grief that i already know of losing your own child . amanda : i feel the loss of my son every day . it hurts . david : i know . amanda : and damn you , david . you 've only made it worse . david : i 'm sorry , amanda . i truly am sorry , and i swear for you , for my daughter , for our lost son , it 's over . i will never go here again . amanda : thank you . jake : hey . you heard him . it 's finally over . amanda : it 's not over . jake , it 's never gon na be over . the only reason he believed me is because i 'm not lying . i will feel the loss of my son every day for the rest of my life . [ scene_break ] madison : i 'm madison north . i recognized your wife as the police chief 's daughter - in - law . he has a picture of the two of you in his office . very handsome couple . frankie : so your husband was -- madison : henry north . that 's what i was doing in your father 's office -- tying up some of my husband 's affairs . frankie : sorry for your loss . madison : thank you . it 's been a difficult time , and your father 's been very helpful to me . he 's a good man . he mentioned you were making him a grandfather . i saw your wife here , and i thought i would stop by and congratulate her . henry and i never had a chance to start a family . well , i have some arrangements to make for henry 's service . frankie : of course . madison : it must be so wonderful to have your whole lives ahead of you . maybe we 'll see each other again some day . good luck to you both . frankie : are you sure you 're ok ? do you want something to eat ? are you hungry ? randi : no , i 'm fine . could we just -- could we just go home ? frankie : yeah . sure . [ scene_break ] jesse : hey . zach : hey . jesse : kendall home ? zach : nope , and i 'm not sure when she 's gon na be back . come on in . jesse : this new prosecutor -- he wants everybody involved interviewed again . zach : what do you think of this guy ? jesse : willis seems to be a straight shooter . zach : and what do you think he 's gon na do ? jesse : well , he wants to look over the facts first , and , uh , he 's not really sure why this guy north was so hell - bent on convicting kendall . he 's got me talking to a lot of people about annie . zach : that 's good news , right ? jesse : he knows i do n't think kendall did it . i 'll do whatever i can . zach : how you doing ? jesse : good . things are gon na be ok . zach : frankie and randi ? jesse : also good . zach : anything i can do ? jesse : no , you 've done more than enough . [ scene_break ] liza : i do n't think that kendall did it . ryan : but would you be willing to try to prove that annie did do it ? liza : i do n't have to prove it . i only need to have reasonable doubt . ryan , why are you so sure that annie did it ? ryan : well , i was n't so sure at first , you know ? but there 's a number of reasons -- a number . one of which is that emma was there that night . she drew a picture of annie holding a gun and says that 's what she saw . liza : do you -- do you have that picture ? ryan : yeah . liza : can i see it ? ryan : i do . d.a . north did n't give it much credence because annie had already said that she had a gun that night and that she was pointing it like that to defend herself and emma and adam from the real killer . liza : is emma here ? ryan : why ? you want to talk to her ? liza : oh , no , no . i mean , if she 's not feeling well . ryan : yeah . liza : i 'll be in touch . kendall . what are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] frankie : i can promise you i 'm not gon na be one of these annoying fathers who 's bugging you about how you feel and what you need every second , but what i do want is to make sure you 're comfortable and that you 're never overwhelmed . randi : oh . what did i do to deserve you ? frankie : you smiled and said , `` i do . `` randi : all my dreams wrapped into one . frankie : whoa , it 's ok . we can make love while you 're pregnant . randi : i 'm sorry , baby , it 's just this whole nausea thing -- it 's kind of getting to me . frankie : ok , uh , what do you need ? randi : um , soda water usually helps . frankie : soda water . frankie : we 're all out , baby , but i can run down to the corner store . randi : no , you do n't have to do that , sweetheart . it 's ok . frankie : well , maybe i wo n't be the nervous father - to - be , but i 'm still gon na cater to your every whim . randi : i love you . frankie : i love you . i 'll be right back . [ knock on door ] jesse : hey . i got your text . what 's wrong ? randi : she knows . jesse : who knows ? randi : madison . madison -- she knows . she came up to my table , she sat down at the yacht club , and she told me that she knows that i killed henry . jesse , what am i gon na do ? [ scene_break ] marissa : so i helped him run a dna test on liza 's baby . krystal : damn him . he swore he would not go after jake and amanda and that he would leave liza and her baby alone , and now he 's got you sucked into it this time . marissa : no . i offered to help . he 's promised to stop , to move on . krystal : do you know how many times he 's promised me that ? and how many times he 's broken that promise ? it 's just another lie . trust me , he will figure out another way to go after jake and amanda . amanda : for once i do n't think so . i think he really means it . [ scene_break ] kendall : coming here was just another example of my brain short - circuiting and me acting without thinking . i wish you had n't found me . it 's just this whole thing with zach , living with him again and being together -- married , but we 're not really married . it 's just i 'm doing all my bad habits again , and i 'm sticking you right in the middle . and i know , ryan , that is so unfair . ryan : you 're right , it is unfair . it is , and i kind of wish i did n't find you either . i think it probably would have been better if you just turned and walked away . i do . i mean , come on . anything has got to be better than this . [ scene_break ] liza : hey . zach : hey . the d.a . 's notes ? liza : yeah . i scanned them in here to help sort them out . they 're still confusing as hell . this guy -- he 's just an incessant scribbler and doodler . there 's nothing here that 's organized . i do n't know how he planned on making sense of this by trial . zach : and yet he 's convinced that kendall 's case is gon na be a slam dunk . liza : yeah , and the new prosecutor got the same impression . zach : the important thing is , does willis know what north had up his sleeve ? liza : no , he 's still scratching his head . zach : what about you ? you got something ? liza : i did n't up until a few minutes ago . look at this . zach : that 's it ? `` the kid `` ? it 's probably ian 's -- kendall 's motive . liza : no . that 's what i thought at first , except every other time that north mentions ian , he writes his name out and he does it in caps . see ? right there . but here we have `` the kid , `` and it 's underlined in quotations . zach : um , little a -- he was at the house that night . maybe -- liza : well , so was emma , right ? and she drew that picture of annie holding a gun , which annie has already admitted to having . zach : the cops talked to both the kids . if they 'd known something , then the kids would have been on north 's witness list . liza : yeah , unless he was waiting . that big courtroom scene when he can uncover the missing piece of the puzzle and get away with skirting discovery laws . zach : what are you thinking ? liza : well , see this ? it 's his last entry . zach : a d.c. area code . liza : mm - hmm . i called it . it 's a therapist -- a therapist that specializes in traumatized children . zach : it 's emma . she 's the ace in the hole . [ scene_break ] ryan : you got to get control of yourself , ok ? these knee - jerk reactions are what got you into trouble in the first place . it landed you over at chandler 's . it put a gun in your hand . it 's got you on trial for your life . kendall : do n't stop there . come on . keep going . that 's what also landed us in bed , right ? that 's -- that 's what you were going to say , is n't it ? ryan : no . that was just as much my fault as it was yours . you love zach , kendall . you 've made that really , really clear , you know , in every way possible -- spoken , unspoken , consciously , unconsciously . you love him . that 's who you should be with , right ? but i got to get back to my life , you know ? i ca n't keep being here for you like this . that 's his job . kendall : all right . ok , ok , would you please stop , all right ? you 've said this to me before . i 've heard this before and you 're not wrong . you 're just -- it kind of hurts to hear you lay it out like that . ryan : ok , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry , but you just -- you probably should n't be here . kendall : well , i need to be somewhere . i mean , i 'm scared , and i do n't want to be alone . i just feel like i need someone to throw me a life preserver or something . ryan : look , you do n't need to be scared , ok ? you do n't . liza is all over this case . she 's all over the case . d.a . north -- he 's out of the picture . it 's gon na be a fair trial now . and most important ? you know you did n't do it . kendall : did i get another chance ? yes . yes , i did . but it still does n't take away all the panic and all the emptiness that i feel inside . it 's still there . and , yeah , of course , i did n't do it . why would you even say that ? [ emma continues to listen from the stairs ] ryan : because sometimes it sounds like you did . you say that you need a life preserver , right ? but only people that are drowning need a life preserver . [ scene_break ] randi : she seemed to know everything about my past with henry . she even suggested that the baby might be his . she knows what i did to him , jesse . jesse : did you admit to anything ? randi : no , of course not . but my reaction had to give her a clue . she said she saw a picture of me on your desk . jesse : yeah . she came to see me . she 's the one that took the surveillance tapes from the hotel that night . she saw you go into the room , and then me . and then she saw me wheel the cart out and henry 's hand flop out from underneath . randi : so , why is n't she exposing us ? i mean , is she blackmailing you ? jesse : no , no . she claims she destroyed the tapes . she says she just wants the insurance money . she does n't want it held up in some long , drawn - out inquiry . she said she would keep quiet about this . her approaching you like this changes everything . i want you to focus on your baby and your husband , and you let me take care of all of this , because i will and i promise you -- hey . frankie : hey , dad . jesse : hey . i was just on my way out . had to come by and see how the brand new mother - to - be is doing . frankie : ok . and i do n't get no love ? jesse : nope . she 's doing all the work . you slacking . frankie : mm , mm , mm , mm . how are you feeling ? randi : a little better . that soda water should really help . [ scene_break ] jake : david just came out and apologized . amanda : the dna test pretty much sealed it for him . i believe he 's sincere . marissa : yeah , that 's what i was just telling her . i really think he 's trying to make things right . krystal : well , forgive me if i do n't accept that . i 'm sorry , i just do n't think i can forgive him again . jake : really ? well , here 's your chance to find out . krystal : i do n't know if i should turn and run or go to him , hug him or kill him . excuse me . jake : ten bucks says she slaps his face . amanda : i do n't think so . marissa : no , me neither . i 'll take the bet . david : i gather they told you what i did . krystal : you lied to me again . david : an opportunity arose to prove things once and for all . and , yes , i succumbed . but it did prove that i was wrong . does n't make it right , i know . krystal : no , it does n't . david : my son is dead , krystal . i accept that now . i need to get on with my life . and i need the people i care about to believe that . i need you to believe that . krystal : i do n't know if i can . david : would you at least think about it ? krystal : yes , i will . david : good . that 's all i can ask . krystal : hey , listen . do you want to take a walk or something ? david : you know , i would love to do that , but there 's something i need to do first . will you please understand -- we 'll take that walk some other time , but i need to finish what i started . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] liza : what do you want ? david : i just want you to listen . i want to tell you what i 've done . liza : well , i certainly hope this is the abridged version , because there 's not enough time to hear about all your sins . david : i came to believe that you had faked your pregnancy or had a miscarriage and that your baby over there was actually the baby amanda delivered and claimed was dead . liza : wow , that 's certainly imaginative . david : well , it 's not like i did n't have precedence to fall back on , liza . when colby was born , you were n't exactly forthright with her parentage . liza : oh , come on now . that is nothing compared to this evil scheme that you just -- david : i had a dna test run with a sample of your son compared to mine . liza : you son of a -- david : it did n't match . liza : of course , it did n't match . david , what -- what is it that you want ? david : i guess , in the spirit of trying to put this all behind us , i 'm asking for your forgiveness . will you accept my promise that it all ends right here and now ? liza : yes . yes , i will . david : thank you . it means a lot . [ scene_break ] madison : from the scowl on your face , you 've been talking to your daughter - in- law . hey ! jesse : what are you doing ? what are you up to ? madison : maybe i just wanted to see what was so special about the woman that my husband never stopped loving . i could never get him to love me , because she was always in his thoughts . not an easy thing for a wife to live with . but how ironic -- the love of his life ended up ending his life . [ scene_break ] ryan : in the next couple of days it 's gon na be very , very important what you say and how you say it . kendall : well , sometimes i feel like i did do it . i mean , enough people accuse you , and you start questioning things , feeling like you 've been hiding something from yourself or from other people . god , ryan , this whole thing -- this whole thing has got me so screwed up . i -- i do n't know . you know what ? this is not a good idea . um , i 'm sorry . i should n't have come here . ryan : hey . hey , little one . emma : i heard voices . ryan : you did ? what did you hear ? emma : you kept my picture . ryan : uh , yeah , i did . i was just showing it to a friend . honey , what did you hear ? emma : you think mommy killed stuart . ryan : no , sweetheart , i did n't say that . emma : yes , you did . i heard it . but mommy did n't kill stuart . ryan : ok . i know -- i know it 's really hard , you know ? i know this is -- but you drew the picture . emma : i did n't see mommy shoot him . ryan : did you see who did ? emma : yes . [ scene_break ] [ stuart fussing ] liza : well , thank you for your honesty and your promise . david : yeah . [ line rings ] jake : yeah ? liza : um , david was just here . how did you do it ? how did you convince him that the baby is n't his ? jake : it does n't really matter how i did it . i made the switch and david bought the whole thing . liza : well , you are a miracle worker . [ scene_break ] jesse : why do n't you just take your insurance money and run far away . madison : or what ? jesse : you do n't know me . i will do anything to protect my family , and if you ever , ever upset my daughter - in - law again , you will absolutely regret the day you got to know me . i promise . madison : how dare you threaten me ! you 're the one covering up a murder . if you try to pull anything on me , i will not only bring you down , but your whole damn family as well . excuse me . [ scene_break ] frankie : any better ? randi : yeah . what would i do without you ? frankie : my darling , you should not worry about that . randi : aw . i think all i need now is a little nap . thank you , baby . i love you . frankie : i love you . [ cell phone beeps and frankie sees a message from an unknown sender : `` are you sure it 's your baby ? `` ] [ scene_break ] kendall : i went to see ryan . zach : all right . kendall : well , when i got there , i realized how stupid i was being , and i turned around to leave and then he saw me in the hallway . zach : hey , kendall , believe it or not , there are some things right now that are more important than your little visits to ryan lavery . i always knew that north had some kind of an ace in the hole , something he 's gon na spring on us at the trial . liza 's been working on it . kendall : did liza find out something ? zach : who else might have seen you that night ? kendall : zach , we 've been over this a million times . zach : indulge me . kendall : all right . um , you saw me . ryan , tad , david . zach : what about the kids ? kendall : you mean little a ? zach : emma . kendall : you think emma saw something ? [ scene_break ] ryan : now , you said that you saw tad for a minute , but did n't you spend the rest of that night in the nursery before your mom and adam took you to the attic ? right ? you were watching a movie with little a . emma : but it went dark . i was scared , so i went downstairs . ryan : and what did you see ? emma : zach . ryan : and did he see you ? what else did you see ? emma : i saw kendall shoot stuart . | at ryan 's condo , ryan and liza meet with mr. lewis about the case that he is building against kendall . ryan mentions that annie might have been the one , who had killed stuart , emma listens to their conversation . at home , kendall pulls zach into a kiss , but he pulls away and tells her that they can not do this . at the hospital , jake lies to amanda and tells her that he did not give her baby to liza . at the yacht club , madison confronts randi that she knows that randi had killed henry and that she had the surveillance tapes . frankie walks up and interrupts their conversation . david finds out from the d.n.a test that liza 's son is not his son . at home , frankie wants to make love to randi , but all randi can think about is henry trying to rape her . marissa tells krystal about the d.n.a test that david ran on liza 's baby . david walks in and stops at the bar . krystal , reluctantly , goes to join him . david apologizes to krystal for what he had done . |
[ previously_on ] simone : adios , amiga . maggie : ok . that 's not funny , simone . let me out right now . carlos : where 's maggie ? simone : oh , she had a call . jack : give the napkin back to your green bean and pretend you never met her . erica : mary smythe thinks that she can stop me from marrying jack ? bianca : leave me alone . michael : never . [ scene_break ] waiter : penne pasta ? mary : thank you , yes , and can i have another one of these , please ? waiter : sure . erica : carbo loading ? mary : erica . erica : oh , no , you must n't talk with your mouth full . mary : what are you doing here ? erica : i called jack 's office . they told me he was here , having lunch with you . so , was inviting jack to lunch part of your grand scheme ? mary : you 're jumping to conclusions . erica : well , obviously , you failed , just as your attempt to sabotage my wedding failed and your attempt to convince kendall to help you . mary : considering how badly you 've treated her , i did n't think it would take much . erica : you do n't know kendall . mary : well , i certainly did n't realize she was a snitch . erica : well , my daughter kendall is loyal . now , that is something , of course , you would have no possible way to understand . mary : well , my relationship with greenlee may not be quite as evolved as the one you have with your girls , but at least my daughter can always -- ahem -- turn to her father . [ greenlee and jack laugh ] jack : well ? greenlee : well , if it had n't been for you , i 'd be meeting mama jer - bear right about now . jack : oh ! what a scary thought that is . i 'm glad i could help . come on . what is this look ? greenlee : oh -- for once in her life , my mother got it right -- you 'd make a hell of a dad . mary : look at them , erica . they look so natural together . erica : did you set this up ? did you lure jack here so that greenlee could ambush him ? mary : they found each other . they were together when i got here . jack and greenlee need to know , erica . every girl needs her father . [ scene_break ] bianca : somebody help me ! please , if you can hear me , come out here , please ! michael : there 's nobody here but us , and nobody else can hear you . bianca : stop it . stop it . stay away from me . michael : i 'm not going anywhere . it 's you and me forever . bianca : leave me alone , please . michael : come on , do n't be that way , bianca . do n't fight me . bianca : do n't touch me . do n't touch me , please . do n't touch me , please ! bianca : no ! please ! david : bianca -- bianca : please , do n't -- david : bianca -- bianca , it 's me ! it 's me -- david ! bianca : oh , my god ! david . oh , my god ! david : it 's all right , it 's ok . i 've got you . you 're safe . i wo n't let you go . bianca : david -- david : whatever this is , whatever 's going on with you , i 'm going to help you through this , all right ? all right ? bianca : ok . [ bianca cries ] bianca : thank god you were here . that was close . david : `` close `` ? bianca : yeah . david , thank you . thank you for your help . i got -- i got to go . i got to get out of here . david : whoa , whoa , whoa , wait a minute , wait a minute . bianca : what ? what ? david : do you know where you are ? bianca : yeah , of course . i -- david -- david , come on , i lost my balance . i 'm not crazy . david : bianca , i brought you to the clinic to check you out because you had fainted . your heart rate was elevated , you looked like hell , and then you skipped the examination , and you came up here . why ? what 's going on with you ? bianca : i just -- i needed air , david . david : that 's the best you can do ? bianca : the best i can -- the -- the best i can do ? my -- you know i hate hospitals , i hate clinics , the -- the smell . i just had to get out of that room . david : what 's wrong with the front door ? bianca : it 's nice up here , ok ? there 's a view , there 's a breeze , it 's quiet . for god 's sake , david , i just needed a minute to myself , ok ? david : oh , and so that 's what caused you to come up here and dance at the edge of the roof ? bianca : can we just drop this ? david : no , we ca n't drop this , bianca , not until you tell me what is going on . bianca : there 's nothing going on , ok ? i 'm sorry . i 've been very busy , and i 'm stressed out . david : all right . that 's it . our deal is off . you leave me no choice . i 'm taking you to erica . bianca : david , i really wish that you would n't threaten me . david : that is not a threat , bianca . it 's a done deal , and we both know that your mother is not going to stop until she gets the truth out of you . [ scene_break ] jack : what ? mary : erica , please . it 's time for greenlee and jack to know they 're father and daughter . erica : why is that , mary ? because you say so ? here 's a news flash for you -- i do n't run my life according to your schedule . mary : your life ? what about their life ? erica : oh , please , spare me . this is n't about them . it 's about you . it 's only about you . you have been using greenlee to try to snare jackson . mary : well , that might have been true in part in the beginning . i was hoping to rekindle a spark , but i know better now . erica : oh , really ? and you expect me just to believe that you 've changed , just like that ? mary : do you have any idea why jackson invited me to lunch today ? erica : he invited you ? mary : yes , he did . to let me know in no uncertain terms that he loves you and that i would have a better chance of making it with frosty the snowman than becoming the next mrs. montgomery . erica : you accept it ? mary : i did n't have any choice . the only thing i want to do right now is what 's best for greenlee and jack . erica : oh , yes . you just want to do what 's right . well , mary , let me tell you something -- you could have presented jack with his bouncing baby girl many years ago , but you chose not to . you chose to remain silent . in all this time , you have never , ever said a word . so why now , mary ? mary : because it 's time . i 've cheated them by saying nothing . erica , just allow me to correct my mistake and let them know the truth . [ scene_break ] greenlee : are you sure i ca n't buy you a thank - you margarita ? jack : no , no , it 's never a good idea . thank you , though , but it 's never a good idea for the d.a . to come back to the office on one leg . greenlee : well , i owe you . not many people would have helped me out . jack : it was my pleasure . really . hey , listen . as long as i 'm in a helping - out mood , i wonder if i could offer you a little advice , as well . greenlee : go ahead . jack : picking up strangers at a bar is not the way to meet the man of your dreams . greenlee : i do n't do it ever , really , but i 've got this bet . fusion has this sexiest man contest going on . jack : yeah , they passed me right over . i do n't understand why . why is that ? greenlee : well , my partners and i decided to search for our own sexy man , so we 're each looking for the man of our dreams , and it kind of turned into a bet . jack : so , the first one that finds their hunk wins -- ah . greenlee : wins . exactly , and it 's going to be me . jack : just be careful . you know ? i mean , michael cambias -- he 's not the only predator out there . greenlee : well , i 'll be sure to do a background check the next guy i slip my number to . happy ? jack : yeah . i 'll sleep tonight . mia : oh , sorry i 'm late . hi , jackson . jack : hi , mia . how are you ? mia : listen , thank you for my bodyguard . he 's a total babe . jack : well , as long as he 's protecting you from cambias , it 's making me happy . mia : yeah . jack : listen , i need to go . i 'll pick up the tab . greenlee : oh , thank you . i 'll get it next time . jack : my pleasure , ok ? see you . mia : so , where 's simone ? i thought we were going to have a powwow about the 25 finalists for the sexy man contest . greenlee : last time i checked , she was drooling all over carlos . what a surprise -- he 's gone and so is simone . [ scene_break ] simone : is n't it great we both have a couple of hours to kill ? carlos : i really should go and work on another one of my pieces . i told stuart i 'd have another one ready . simone : give me dos minutos , ok ? i 'm going to go shred these clothes and hop into my swim gear . carlos : simone , no ! carlos : a thong ? simone : mm - hmm . carlos : no , no , no . i 'm really not up for the beach . simone : oh , come on . it 'll be fun ! think about it -- surf , sand , sweat , you , me -- mmm . carlos : thanks , but i think i 'm going to pass on this one . simone : why ? is it because of maggie blowing you off for henry ? carlos : it 's not that big of a deal . simone : really ? because i kind of thought that you and she , you know , were kind of -- carlos : no , look , look , look , maggie is very sweet , but we did n't even make it through lunch . simone : yeah . carlos : you know , it 's not like we had history . simone : no . carlos : it 's not like -- simone : greenlee . carlos : yeah . why did i set myself up for that one ? why did i let myself fall when i knew that this was going to happen ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : so , the next thing i know , this total loser jer - bear is all over me like velcro . thank god jackson rescued me . he was awesome . mia : since when are you such a big jackson montgomery fan ? i thought he rode leo pretty hard . greenlee : at times , but that was his job . jackson seems like the kind of guy that throw himself into something 100 % . he was all over this guy . he could n't get out of here fast enough . mia : am i picking up a vibe ? greenlee : what vibe ? mia : i do n't know , your cozy little conversation , jack rescuing you , that silly smile on your face . greenlee , are you trying to snag erica 's guy ? [ scene_break ] erica : you honestly expect me to believe that after all these years you are suddenly moved to announce the truth because of a high - five ? mary : i had my reasons for not revealing greenlee 's paternity before now . erica : well , then , why do n't you hold on to all those reasons and forget about all this ? mia : because they have vanished , and with roger 's death , the last obstacle is gone . erica : and now you see an opportunity to try to worm your way back into jackson 's life . mary : no . i see a chance to reunite a father and daughter who have been apart for years . erica : and have n't suffered for it . mary : erica , you of all people should know what it 's like to be separated from your father . it 's a void that can never be filled no matter how old you grow . erica : i will not allow you to manipulate this situation . jack : ladies , ladies , ladies , may i join you ? mary : hi . [ scene_break ] mia : she nearly shredded you when you went after her counter space at lacey 's . if you go after her guy , you 're going to need a bodyguard and a bomb shelter . greenlee : but it would be worth it , would n't it ? just to see the look on erica 's face ? mia : greenlee ! greenlee : relax . jackson 's not on my radar . mia : are you sure ? greenlee : he used to date my mother , for god 's sake . the ick factor alone -- mia : oh , my god . jackson and your mom were an item ? greenlee : can you imagine ? nothing good could have come out of that . [ scene_break ] jack : what are you doing here , anyway ? erica : your office told me you were here . jack : well , i 'm glad they 're in . may i ask , is there something i should know ? erica : sit down , jack . there 's something i need to tell you . jack : oh , brother . ok . have a seat . erica : thank you . jackson -- jack : yes . erica : how would you feel about another bridesmaid ? jack : that 's your call , sweetheart . anybody i know ? erica : kendall . jack : kendall ? i think that 's terrific . erica : oh . mary : there 's more , jack . erica : yes , yes , that 's right , there is . mary was just telling me about your little chat , and i think it 's very gracious of you , mary , to realize that jack and i were simply meant for each other . thank you for respecting that . mary : you 're most welcome . i 'd hate to stand in the way of true love , really . [ pager beeps ] jack : whoa , and i hate to stand in the way of the wheels of justice . i need to get out of here . erica : ok . jack : see you later . erica : see you later . jack : mary . mary : bye . erica : bye . jack : bye , sweetheart . mary : nice move . erica : do n't play the game if you ca n't keep up . mary : this is a game to you , is n't it ? it 's just a game . erica : no , actually , mary , we call this my life , and i 'm certainly not going to allow you to try to run it from the sidelines . mary : well , what if i just decide to go ahead and tell jack the truth ? erica : you wo n't , because if you do , then everyone will know about your tryst with that 17-year - old french boy -- mary : first of all , he said he was 20 . erica : and your deportation . you are banned from ever stepping foot in the country of france for the rest of your life , i believe . mary : well , maybe the truth is more important than my reputation . erica : well , speaking of your reputation , how do you think woody would react to the news ? can you really afford to disappoint woody again ? erica : oh , enough about greenlee . you do n't care about greenlee , and greenlee 's an adult , for heaven 's sake . she does n't need a father . she needs a leash , and what she really needs and has always needed is a better mother . mary : erica -- [ erica screams ] erica : oh ! [ scene_break ] simone : you 're a whole lot of things , carlos , but you 're not psychic . there is no way that you could have known that your thing with greenlee was going to go bust . carlos : no , simone . from the first time i saw greenlee , i knew everything about her . simone : oh , yeah ? well , what can you tell about me ? carlos : that you 're nothing like her . simone : is that good or bad ? carlos : no matter what she says , greenlee could never be with the man i am today . simone : and who 's that now , and who were you before ? carlos : just a guy . simone : oh , you 're a whole lot more than just a guy . carlos : not to people who are all about money and status . simone : you know , is money really such a bad thing ? carlos : if all i really wanted was money , i could have -- simone : you could have what ? carlos : i could have modeled for fusion . you know , made some extra cash . it 'd be the right type of job , and all of a sudden , i 'd be acceptable . simone : well , you 're acceptable the way you are . carlos : oh , no . why do people with money assume that they are better than everybody , that they have the god - given right to treat everybody further down the money chain like trash ? simone : you know , not everyone 's rich and screwed up , carlos . there are people that actually care about more than bank accounts , people who value who you really are inside . carlos : really ? simone : believe it , because one of them is right here . carlos : yeah ? simone : mm - hmm . you do n't know what i would do just to be with you . [ scene_break ] maggie : help ! someone , please help me get out of this bathroom ! you think that someone would have to go to the bathroom in a restaurant because they serve drinks and food , but , no . [ door opens ] maggie : oh , hi ! hello ! hi ! i 'm sort of stuck in the bathroom . can you please let me out of here ? erica : have n't you done enough ? mary : we 're not through ! erica : you back off right now , or i swear i will press charges . mary : i do n't think jack will allow that . erica : you leave jack out of this ! maggie : erica ! ooh ! is that you ? it 's me . can you let me out of the bathroom ? i 'm sort of -- erica : not now ! mary : pipe down ! we 're busy ! maggie : oh , i do n't believe this ! mary : we 're going to settle this , erica . erica : there is nothing to settle . jack and i are going to be married , and you are going to leave him alone . mary : you ca n't ignore this ! erica : oh , but i can . mary : this is not about you ! there are other people 's lives involved ! erica : yes ! that is quite right , and everyone will live quite happily ever after if you will just forget this nonsense . mary : this is not nonsense . erica : neither is your french connection . mary : i ca n't believe that you 're so desperate that you have to bring that up . erica : i 'm so desperate ? no , i 'm not the desperate one . i 'm not the one who 's panting after a man who clearly does n't want you ! mary : for the hundredth time , this is not about jackson ! erica : no . it 's about you . it 's been about you from start to finish . mary : you ca n't play god forever . you ca n't . erica : watch me . mary : the truth will come out , erica . erica : the truth is that everyone is happy the way things are . [ scene_break ] david : you 're afraid . you 're afraid to tell erica about this . why ? bianca : it 's just stress . that 's all it is , and i tell you something , the last thing my mom needs is another thing to deal with right now . david : that 's what mothers are for , bianca -- to help you through these type of things . bianca : have you seen my mother , lately ? she 's getting married , david . she 's planning the wedding of the millennium . after losing chris and almost losing uncle jack , she has finally found peace , and i am not going to mess that up with -- david : mess that up with what ? bianca : a misunderstanding . david : a misunderstanding ? bianca : yes . david : is that what you 're calling this ? bianca : yes ! david : well , you were just about to do a belly flop off this roof . bianca : i lost my balance , david . david : oh , come on , bianca ! you were fighting me . bianca : well , you startled me ! david : no ! you did not want me to save you . bianca : well , i do n't need saving , ok ? god ! david : bianca , i know what it 's like to stand on the brink . when leora died , i wanted to bury the pain any way that i could . bianca : i 'm sorry you lost her , david , i really am , but you 're wrong about me . david : bianca , listen to me . these last couple of years i have seen you grow into an incredible young woman . how could you expect me to just stand by and do nothing when it 's obvious to me that you are in pain ? bianca : i 'm not . i 'm not . david : i 'm not going to let you kill yourself , bianca . i ca n't lose another little girl . i ca n't . bianca : david , i do n't want to kill myself . i swear it . i want to live . [ scene_break ] adam : where have you been ? jack : tell me , adam , what was so important that you had to have me paged ? adam : it 's michael cambias . jack : what about him ? adam : well , my investigator tells me that he has n't been in his condo for days . he has n't been seen since the storm the other night . he 's gone . he 's missing . how in the hell could you let michael cambias make bail ? jack : that was the judge 's call , adam , not mine , and you know how bail works . as a matter of fact , i believe you paid the bond for michael the first time , did n't you ? adam : i was setting him up , jackson , so even you can win the case against him . jack : well , you know , it 's hard to win a case without a perpetrator . so much for your plan , huh ? adam : ok , find him . he has to be stopped . jack : now , you listen to me . i am well aware of the danger that michael cambias represents to this community . so you tell me , why are you all of a sudden so concerned ? adam : this time he 's gone too far . [ scene_break ] david : you want to live ? then why did you push me away when i grabbed you ? bianca : i just -- i panicked . that 's all , david . david , come on ! like i would pitch myself off a roof right before my mother gets married ? david : that 's exactly the way it looked like to me . bianca : well , i would never do that to her -- or to myself , ok ? god , david , you know , i have too much going on in my life right now to off myself . i have a great family , friends , a career , school . there is even a woman who 's in love with me , and we have plans , david . we have real plans . she wants to show me europe . she wants -- she wants us to follow our hearts , and i want it , too . david : i 'm happy you finally found love , bianca , but you ca n't ask me to turn a blind eye from what i 've been seeing from you lately . when i approached you in the park , you nearly jumped out of your skin , and then at myrtle 's , you fainted , and then this ? bianca , come on . please , do n't hide from me . let me help you . bianca : like you could n't help leora ? i mean , that 's what you meant , is n't it , when you said that you could n't lose another little girl ? i 'm not leora , david . i 'm someone else 's daughter . [ scene_break ] mary : if jack knew the truth -- erica : you leave jack out of this . he 's none of your concern . he just told you that ! why do you insist on forcing -- greenlee : what 's going on ? erica : it 's your mother . look . totally out of control again . greenlee : you did that ? mary : it was an accident . my plate slipped . greenlee : oh , and erica 's lap got in your way ? erica : it 's all right . you know what ? it 's over , and i 'm sure that your mother 's going to be very careful about spilling things in the future . are n't you , mary ? greenlee : what is with the two of you ? every time i see you , you 're mixing it up . mary : ask erica . greenlee : erica , what gives ? erica : i have nothing to say . mary -- au revoir . greenlee : well , i did n't expect her to cooperate . your turn . mary : i wish i could explain , darling , i really do , but for now it 's just between me and erica . i have to run . ciao . greenlee : mother , what the hell is going on ? maggie : psst , hey , you want answers ? let me out of here . mary : ok , erica . you 're not the only one that can play this game . oh . this wo n't do . ah , perfect . `` my dear jack , as i write this , i can hardly stop my tears . `` [ scene_break ] jack : so tell me , adam , you have something to add to the charges already against cambias ? adam : yes . i suspect that he 's attempting yet another takeover of chandler enterprises . jack : so , the assaults he 's committed , his threats against women , those do n't rank very high on your list of concerns , do they ? adam : of course they do . do n't be snide , but i would hope that the s.o.b . could be stopped before he does any more serious damage to my company . jack : all right , do n't bust a blood vessel here . just tell me -- what has he done ? adam : he used his tenure at chandler enterprises to ferret out private information from some of my major stockholders , and now he 's using that information to blackmail them into selling off their shares . jack : well , you know , adam , you hire a snake , you 're bound to get bit . erica : jack , i -- adam . adam : erica , you 're to blame for this . erica : what ? adam : and whatever cambias has done , it 's on your head . [ scene_break ] bianca : david , i do n't mean to hurt you . you have been nothing but kind to me . i just -- i do n't need your help . david : you 're not going to tell me what 's wrong ? all right . at least come downstairs and let me examine you . bianca : no , david . look , i -- i have a date , ok , with lena , and i do n't want to be late . david : travel brochures , flight schedules ? bianca : right , right , something like that . david : all right , look , do me a favor , all right ? if you 're not going to let me examine you , at least see your own doctor . bianca : i will . david : by tomorrow ? bianca : ok . i promise . can i go now ? david : if you 're taking the stairs . bianca : thank you , david . david : one more thing , bianca . please take care of yourself , all right ? eat something , get some sleep . bianca : yeah , ok . i will . david : you better , because i 'm going to check up on you . [ scene_break ] maggie : how desperate is simone for her to lock me in there just so she can go make a play for carlos ? it 's pathetic , really . greenlee : like you 're not making a play for him ? maggie : oh , i do n't need to lock anyone up in a bathroom to get his attention , thank you . is he still out there ? greenlee : he 's gone . so is simone . maggie : are you serious ? damn it ! wait a minute -- you are done with carlos , right ? greenlee : he 's all yours , or simone 's , or the bartender 's . maggie : if simone 's going to play dirty , she 's got to deal with me . greenlee : wait a minute , wait a minute , wait a minute . i saved your butt . we 're not through yet . i want you to tell me what erica and my mother were doing in here . maggie : i do n't know . i guess they were fighting over jackson montgomery , i think , yeah . greenlee : jackson ? what 'd they say ? maggie : i do n't know , greenlee . something about your mom wanted erica to do something -- yeah . greenlee : do what ? to whom ? maggie : i do n't know . i guess erica just said that she was happy that everyone was happy the way they were . greenlee : yeah . what else ? mary : something about france , i think . greenlee : that 's it ? maggie : i did n't know there was going to be a quiz . greenlee : what the hell is my mother up to ? maggie : i do n't know , but it seems like your mother really has the hots for jackson . greenlee : well , he totally blew her off , and she 's still trying to glom on to him . talk about desperate . maggie : hmm . sounds like someone i know . [ scene_break ] simone : ok , if you do n't want to go to the beach , then how about a spanish lesson , in private ? carlos : en tu cuarto ? simone : uh - huh ? carlos : in your room . simone : uh - huh . you see , i really need some help . carlos : i should n't . simone : oh , come on . i 'll make some of myrtle 's killer lemonade , and we 'll have a fiesta , just the two of us . carlos : oh , you are so hard to resist . simone : then do n't . carlos : but if i did go upstairs with you , i would be no better than the people i ca n't stand . simone : rich ? carlos : a user . simone : well , then , use me already . carlos : no , no . you deserve better . simone : no , i do n't . carlos : mm - hmm . simone : really , nuh - uh . carlos : yes . look , simone , i 'm all over the place . i mean , if i do get involved , it 'll be a no - strings - attached type of thing going , and with you , i ca n't be casual . bianca : simone ! what are you doing with him ? simone : carlos and i are just hanging out . bianca , what 's wrong ? simone : what was that about ? bianca : get it together . he is not real . he does not exist . michael : why would you say that ? bianca : oh , god . not again ! oh , no ! oh , god . michael : it 's like i told you . you ca n't get away from me , not now , not ever . [ scene_break ] maggie : well , if simone thinks her skeezy little tactics are going to get carlos , i swear she has another thing coming . mia : whoa . what 's her problem ? greenlee : a man . what else ? mia : oh . carlos . greenlee : who else ? mia : i 'm sorry things ended so badly with carlos . greenlee : you know what ? why should i be any different ? jake cheated on you , you caught edmund in bed with his estranged wife , my mom and erica are clawing each other 's eyes out over jackson , and do n't get me started on kendall and that monster , cambias . mia : well , we 've just had bad luck . greenlee : oh , no , no , no . this is n't about luck . it 's about men . they 're not worth it , and the sooner we realize that , the better off we 'll be . mia : you speak for yourself . i intend to win this bet , get my man and my share of fusion stock . greenlee : trust me , stock is a much safer bet than a man any day . mia : wow . carlos really did a number on you , huh ? greenlee : i 'm glad , because now i know i 'm never going to let that happen to me again . you know , men , they say all the right words , they make all the right moves , and then they treat your heart like a hockey puck . who needs all the grief ? mia : you found leo . you know how good it can be . greenlee : that was once in a lifetime . as of today , i quit . the bet and men . if i never see another man as long as i live , i swear . oh ! man : i 'm so sorry , miss . are you all right ? miss ? greenlee : yes ? man : may i help you ? [ scene_break ] carlos : do you want to go upstairs and check on your friend ? simone : you know what ? bianca keeps to herself , but i would definitely like to go upstairs . carlos : simone , i ca n't . simone : try . you were willing to try with maggie . carlos : yeah , but sometimes it 's easier to move on with people you do n't know . simone : well , then , let 's pretend . carlos , who ? carlos : come on , simone . simone : what ? carlos : sweetie , i really care about you , and i 'm not going to risk losing you . simone : well , that 's the sweetest rejection i think i 've ever heard . maybe there 's still time for you to go work on that project you were talking about . carlos : if you do n't mind , i would like to stay here and hang out with you . simone : really ? carlos : yeah . still offering me some of myrtle 's killer lemonade ? simone : yeah . [ carlos and simone laugh ] simone : bianca , where are you going ? bianca ? [ door slams ] [ scene_break ] erica : adam , what on earth are you talking about ? adam : i set cambias up for you , and now he 's coming after chandler enterprises . erica : well , i appreciate what you did , but i 'm not going to take the blame for his greed . adam : but i hired him so you could get enough dirt on him to take him down for good . erica : well , i 'm sure that 's true , but you also hired him to suit your own purposes . adam : really ? how 's that ? erica : adam , you 've had your eye on cambias industries for a long time , especially since young alex died . the company has been weakened by michael 's exploits . you saw an opportunity . you took it . adam : really ? well , that 's an amusing speculation , but now he 's taking down my company from the inside , and i have no legal recourse ! jack : without proof , the commonwealth does n't have any legal recourse either , adam . erica : adam , adam , you are a genius at corporate maneuvering . you really are , and , i mean , michael may be smart , but he 's inept . you know that . his emotions always get the best of him . adam : yeah . which makes him even more dangerous , erica . i 'm warning you . i may be on his revenge list , but so are you . erica : well , jackson is certainly doing everything in his power to get michael off the street as soon as possible . adam : yeah , well , until that happens , i strongly advise you to protect everything you hold dear , because he 's gone underground , but he 's out for blood . [ door closes ] jack : always a ray of sunshine , that one , no ? erica : oh . jackson , when is michael cambias going to be out of our lives ? jack : i am going to have him in a cage as soon as i possibly can . i promise you , he will never hurt anyone . erica : oh , you make me feel so safe . jack : good , good . that 's all i 'm concerned about , is your safety . that and our impending nuptials with my kick - butt best man reggie and your new bridesmaid kendall . i 'm so proud of you for doing that , by the way . erica : i just ca n't wait for us to be a family . jack : i 've waited for this forever , and nothing -- and i mean nothing -- is going to stop us from getting married . come here . mary 's voice : `` i wish i had the courage to look into your eyes and tell you that i 'm carrying your baby , jack . coward that i am , i told roger the baby is his . oh , jack , if there were only a way for us to be together with our child , i 'd be so happy , but i know it 's impossible , and my heart aches for what might have been . `` mary : ok . eight months before greenlee was born -- june -- june 22 , 1976 . [ next_on ] carlos : maggie , what happened ? maggie : why do n't you ask what that psycho woman did to me ? man : let me get some ice for your foot . greenlee : i got to hand it to you , simone . your fake foot injury actually works . erica : if anything has happened to bianca , i will hold you responsible for the rest of your life . | erica finds jackson and greenlee at sos , having a grand time together . she furiously asks mary if she set their meeting up . mary tells her to stop jumping to conclusions and to realize that jackson and greenlee belong together . erica reminds mary that she knows all about her dirty secrets . mary gets fed up and throws a plate of lasagna onto erica 's lap . the two of them continue fighting all the way to the bathroom . greenlee comes in and asks them what 's going on , but they both brush her off and leave . mary goes up to her room and writes a letter to jackson to tell him he 's the father of her child . she dates the letter so it seems like she wrote it before greenlee was born . maggie , who 's still trapped in the bathroom , begs greenlee to let her out . greenlee asks maggie if she overheard erica and mary . maggie says she did and tells greenlee that erica was rambling on about jackson and something about france . greenlee ca n't figure out what her mother and erica are up to . mia comes in to the bathroom and greenlee complains to her that the world has gone crazy . mia shrugs and says that while everyone is busy with their problems , she 's going to end up winning the fusion contest . greenlee promises that she 's through with men and the stupid contest . she rushes out of sos , but runs right into a handsome man and takes a bad fall . meanwhile , simone tries to put the moves on carlos , but carlos tells her he just wants to be friends . adam warns jackson and erica to keep a look out for michael . he tells them that michael is taking his company apart from the inside . bianca thinks michael is after her again and tries to get away from him . she gets dangerously close to the roof ledge , but david grabs her before she can fall . david begs bianca to tell him what 's going on , but bianca manages to dodge him . she goes home , packs a suitcase and rushes out . |
ava : is n't it amazing what a little hair and makeup can do ? but , you know , they want me to do lily for the fusion launch party thing . anyway , um , the shoot -- oh , it was amazing . i mean , the camera and the music and the lights . but di and all those wacky fusion women wanted 10 million different things . modeling is great , but it 's a little harder than i thought . [ seeing how jonathan is looking at her when she is dressed as lily , ava runs upstairs ] [ scene_break ] [ horns honk in the streets of new york city ] ryan : so , now you have a problem ? zach : ah , it 's not a problem . i 'm just -- i 'm a little concerned about the positive cash flow timetable , that 's all . ryan : which is fine , but why did n't you say something when we did the numbers at your place ? i mean , eco - fleet is expecting us . zach : and something else -- second thoughts . ryan : second thoughts , huh ? about the deal ? zach : that 's what we 're talking about . ryan : i do n't know , zach , because honestly , i 'm having a tough time making eye contact with you with this huge elephant that is between us . zach : what are you talking about ? ryan : we 're turning it around , zach . i got a new wife , you got a new baby on the way . life is good , business is good . everything is -- is good , except for this huge dark cloud that 's hanging over us . zach : oh . all right -- dark cloud and the elephant -- you 're talking about greenlee . ryan : yeah , zach , i 'm talking about greenlee , which is what this is about . zach : so , you think you should stop worrying about her ? ryan : no , i think that we both should . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you 've got to be kidding me . kendall : what -- no , no , no , no . it 'll be great ! it will be fantastic , all right ? di : hmm . kendall : ok . babe : is this what i think it is ? amanda : oh , this is so not my color . kendall : oh , come on . di : oh ! just what i always wanted . i hope you brought your flask . greenlee : ok , if there are any bonding games , i 'm gone . kendall : no , no games . just inspiration . and we all know i 'm brilliant when i 'm inspired . i mean , who cast the face of fusion green ? me . [ scene_break ] [ jonathan follows ava to her room and kisses her ] [ scene_break ] erica : oh , jack . oh , jack , it 's beautiful . jack : well , i 'm certainly glad that you approve . erica : oh , what a lovely , lovely surprise . jack : let me tell you something , sweetheart . the surprise is just beginning . [ scene_break ] j.r. : do you have a spare table , or do you still reserve the right to refuse ? krystal : can you stand the heat ? j.r. : combo plate of `` what the hell was i thinking ? `` yeah , hit me . krystal : i saw you at the christening , making sand pies with little adam . and the look in your eye was just pure love . j.r. : yeah , well , he 's my life . krystal : sand pies today and next you 'll be helping him with his homework and teaching him how to drive . and then you 're going to love him straight into manhood . so how 's it going to feel when you wake up one day and find that he 's stabbing you right in the heart ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i mean , if you want to talk about second thoughts , i have , like , a million of them . zach : yeah ? do any of those include inviting greenlee back into our lives ? ryan : what is she going to do , zach ? i mean , really , our wives are big girls , you know ? annie and kendall can take care of themselves and , you know , we 're doing all right . we 're pretty successful guys , and we 're sitting around , and we 're wondering when greenlee 's going to drop the other shoe . it 's a complete waste of time . we should just move on . zach : you 're right . ryan : could i have that bronzed , please ? zach : if that 's all you can afford , sure -- right on your forehead if you want . but you 're right -- we should be thankful . ryan : all right . so , the numbers -- you still have a problem with those ? zach : well , maybe i 'll just have another look . [ scene_break ] kendall : this , this right here , is fusion . di : flask ? amanda : yeah ? kendall : we 're all wearing the same ensemble , but we 're still very unique . ok , so tomorrow is fusion 's concept launch , and we need to stick together . we need to be one and the same , all right ? unique but united -- that 's what makes us special . babe : ooh , we 're also hungry , speaking of -- where is that pizza guy and tell me you remembered to order one with jalapenos . annie : let me guess -- one large pizza , six different ingredients . separate , but when together , all gooey . di : oh , gooey ! all : oh ! kendall : all right , ok , ok , go ahead -- no , go ahead , go ahead , laugh , laugh . this is good , this is bonding . that 's what tonight is all about . no men , no children , no interruptions -- just us . it 's a pep rally . greenlee : f - u - s - i - o - n ! let 's get out of here ! kendall : no , no , i -- no . no , you stop . listen , tomorrow is the biggest day of fusion 's life , ok ? it 's more than launching a product -- it 's about putting fusion out there , showing people that we 're back and we 're strong and we 're united . we took a hit . and we lost people that we love . greenlee : simone would 've been all over this sleepover party . [ phone rings ] kendall : excuse me oh . hello ? zach : what are you wearing ? [ phone rings ] kendall : you miss me already ? annie : hey , you . ryan : how 's it going ? zach : everything ok ? kendall : everything 's great . annie : could n't be better . zach : greenlee ? ryan : greenlee ? kendall : uh -- she 's fine . annie : could n't be better . zach : i 'm worried about you . kendall : do n't be . ryan : you 're ok , right ? annie : absolutely . [ doorbell rings ] greenlee : pizza 's here . di : oh , good . amanda : whoo ! di : one for each ! greenlee : you 're not the pizza man . josh : i 'm the ice cream man . greenlee : ooh . josh : kendall has cravings for anything cold and creamy these days . she did n't tell me she was having company . [ greenlee chuckles ] greenlee : if you leave now , you can escape . josh : and miss the `` party `` ? greenlee : oh , this -- it 's business . josh : well , then you definitely need me . di : oh -- josh : hello , ladies . babe : hi . josh : singerman productions -- passed the messenger on the way in . kendall : oh , my god -- it 's about time ! annie : oh , it 's the fusion green promo . babe : i ca n't wait to see it ! amanda : oh , let 's see it , let 's play it . di : no , no , no , not right now . hold on , hold on . we have to wait for ava . girls , it 's her debut . she deserves to be here to see it . [ scene_break ] [ jonathan gently removes ava 's clothes and takes her to bed ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : i wo n't force little adam into the chandler mold . i wo n't dictate what he should do or what he should n't do . i 'll just love him unconditionally . he wo n't turn on me . krystal : oh , well , that 's easy to say when the biggest fight is over whether or not he 's going to eat his veggies . and i 'm sure adam thought the same thing when you were a tot . but he -- he loves you . he loves his kids as much as you love little adam . j.r. : my father tried to yank chandler out from under me -- that 's a funny way of showing your love . krystal : and you faked your kidnapping . you both lose . now , adam may not play fair , he may not play nice , but he loves his children . he loves you and colby and hayley more than life . [ scene_break ] colby : what time 's your shift start ? sean : way too soon . colby : i want to help , i promise -- remember ? sean : no . look , i want to take you on a real date , ok ? something fun , something that does n't involve a stick or trash . colby : i 'm not just up for a good time -- i could handle the hard stuff , too . sean : yeah , but how are you going to find me ? i 'm going to be up and down the beach , you know -- no people , lots of sand . it 's going to be getting dark . i do n't want you wandering around , ok ? it 's not safe . colby : oh . you 're protecting me , again ? [ scene_break ] erica : oh , the entrecote is delicious . jack : good . erica : and the risotto -- mmm . jack : now , you just save a little room because it 's crepes suzette for dessert . erica : flambé ? jack : and , baby , you wo n't even need a match . erica : huh . you mentioned that you have a surprise for me . jack : mm - hmm . erica : what is it ? jack : well , now , if i tell you what the surprise is , it spoils all the fun . [ scene_break ] greenlee : uh -- mmm . kendall : want another piece ? annie : hit me . kendall : ha - ha ! annie : yeah . di : hey , save some for ava , the ham and pineapple one . kendall : where is she ? greenlee : her big debut , you 'd think she 'd be on time . di : look , she 's not picking up . ava , hey , it 's di . where are you ? come over here . greenlee : well , if she 's too busy , let 's just screen the promo without her . josh : i 'm with greenlee . let 's roll it . kendall : hmm . all right , what the hell already . annie : whoo ! kendall : come on . annie : thank god ! babe : well , the boss lady says so . di : i ca n't wait to see it . greenlee : i 'm excited . annie : oy . amanda : all right . kendall : all right , you guys ready ? amanda : yes -- whoo ! kendall : ok . azione . [ music plays ] josh : ooh , yeah . babe : i like so far . singer : you can be the natural you shine like the sun josh : it looks good . annie : oh , that 's beautiful . amanda : a very good job . babe : that 's good . singer : summer breeze fusion all : oh ! kendall 's voice : fusion , a company of women for women is now creating beauty products to protect women and the world -- fusion . singer : be the natural you shine like the sun annie : that 's nice . yeah . babe : that 's the pic -- i like that one . singer : yeah , feel like an old summer breeze fusion amanda : oh , she 's beautiful . di : all right . singer : you can see babe : the smoke looks good . di : mm - hmm , it does . singer : the natural you kendall : you did that . singer : day or night kendall : you guys like the contrast ? annie : yeah . singer : fusion all : oh ! babe : that was a cute one . singer : fusion green kendall 's voice : the fusion green product line is scheduled to launch -- babe : that was awesome ! amanda : oh , it rocked ! kendall : i knew it would . josh : nice job . very nice . di : ava was amazing . kendall : hugs ! amanda : whoo ! [ laughter ] [ scene_break ] [ lying in bed next to jonathan , ava cries silently ] [ scene_break ] josh : well , ladies , thanks for the pizza . the promo is the best fusion 's put out . kendall : aw ! well , annie and greenlee headed up the day - to - night concept . josh : way to go . definitely , a slam dunk . kendall : ok . this `` is `` a slumber party for girls only . no boys allowed , so it 's time to say bye . greenlee : bye . josh : bye . greenlee : bye . `` hmm . `` kendall : ahem . josh : i 'll see you later . kendall : all right . all right , lady , ladies . let 's clean up a little more , make some room for some work . di : more work ? kendall : work -- that 's fun . amanda : oh , come on ! this is supposed to be a party ! di : no , not really . not some fun . kendall : it is a work `` party . `` babe : here . di : work `` party `` ? greenlee : so , josh seems pretty ok . babe : he 's a good guy . greenlee : but you dumped him for j.r. how come ? babe : j.r. was my husband . greenlee : but it did n't stop you from hooking up . babe : it was complicated . kendall : nah . it was n't so complicated . josh was crazy about babe over here , but she chose j.r. the toad over josh the prince . greenlee : what did josh do ? amanda : well , if he wants something , do n't get in his way because you 'll end up -- kendall : ok , all right -- no josh - bashing in this house . amanda : but it 's ok to bash j.r. ? kendall : just stating the facts . amanda : well , it 's a fact that josh totally set me up . annie : hey , hey , hey , hey , hey . was n't this supposed to be the time we were supposed to fuse , have some fun ? di : ava ? um , whenever you get this message , give me a call -- or better yet , get your butt over here , like now . amanda : hey . di : bye . hey . amanda : what 's up with ava ? did you reach her ? di : she must 've gotten distracted , or something . amanda : now of all times ? di : she 's getting involved with jonathan . amanda : jonathan ? di : mm - hmm . amanda : well , all he ever did was slam on ava . di : yeah , he 's changed his mind . amanda : well , if that 's what she wants , good luck . i 've been there , but you know , who knows ? maybe finally he has gotten over lily . [ scene_break ] jonathan : ava ? [ scene_break ] jack : hmm . you know , i 've been thinking -- there is only one downside to all this happiness . erica : oh , i ca n't imagine what that could possibly be . jack : well , then , i will tell you -- the miranda center . your secret admirer promised a million - dollar donation , but only when our divorce was finalized , and here we are back together again . i just think it would be a shame for the center to lose a seven - figure donation . erica : well , so do i . but i am very , very happy to have my very handsome husband back . jack : aw . anyway , i thought it was lousy that you would have to choose between the man you love so much and the charity that lays so close to your heart , so i 've solved the problem . talked to my people in the d.a . 's office , they came up with the phone records for `` new beginnings `` and here is his number . erica : the mystery donor ? jack : about to be unmasked . [ scene_break ] kendall : remind me to ask babe about the music when she gets out of the bathroom . and , amanda , have you set up the media contacts ? amanda : expect a full house . the press conference kicks things off . kendall : oh , good . ok , the buyers ? amanda : the comeback of fusion should be standing room only . kendall : all right . ok , you guys , i want to get to the launch early , and i want to set things up , sort of scope it out a little bit . i do n't want any surprises . greenlee ? babe : somebody woke up and wanted his mommy ! all : oh ! babe : there she is ! kendall : hey , oh , yes . babe : there she is ! kendall : hello there , my little boy . di : oh ! babe : look at those dimples . amanda : oh , teddy . [ spike fusses ] kendall : number one ! annie : hi ! hello , baby . kendall : he 's such a good boy . di : notice how cute he is right now . [ all talking over each other ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : my father can be an sob . maybe i 'm not so different in some ways . i learned from the master that love can be twisted . but this , loving my son , respecting him , his choices -- i 'm not going to make my father 's mistakes . krystal : that better be more than lip service , because if you do n't break that pattern , j.r. , little a 's going to rip out your heart the same way you ripped out adam 's . whatever 's between you and your daddy , he -- he did n't deserve this . no father does . j.r. : if i did n't know better , i 'd say that you 're still in love with my dad . krystal : well , you do know better , and fortunately , so do i . uh -- your refreshment is on the house . j.r. : thanks . colby : hey , did you leave me a tip ? j.r. : yeah , right . i 'm just kidding -- i 'll owe you one . colby : hey , thanks for letting me take a break . krystal : sure . colby : i needed it . krystal : so , how 's sean ? colby : ooh ! krystal : yeah ! oh , i 'm happy for you . colby : oh , thanks -- me , too . hey , do you mind if i take some chicken and mud pie home ? i 'll pay it out in my tip . krystal : absolutely , honey , of course . it 's on me , it 's on the house . colby : ok , thanks . i am going to surprise sean -- moonlight picnic on the beach . ooh ! jonathan : hey . hi , krystal . krystal : yeah ? jonathan : yeah , is ava here ? krystal : uh , no . actually , i -- i do n't expect to see her . the new face of fusion green now -- i mean , i do n't think she 's going to check in here or wait on tables . colby : ava ? get out . krystal : yeah . you might want to swing by fusion -- she 's probably there . jonathan : yeah , well , i 've been there already and the place is entirely empty . colby : ok , wait , wait , wait -- hold up , back up . ava is the face of fusion , as in , like , model , billboards , and magazines ? jonathan : yeah -- oh . look , krystal , it 's really important that i find her . do you have any idea where she would be ? krystal : well , babe is getting ready for some big event in new york for fusion . maybe ava 's there . [ scene_break ] [ ava sits on the beach sadly thinking of jonathan ] [ surf crashes ] sean : lily ? are you ok ? ava : no , it 's not lily . it 's me , ava . i 'm the cheesy knockoff , and i always will be . [ scene_break ] zach : that was good . nice work , man . ryan : well , you said you wanted a shorter turnaround on cash flow . you know , you got it . zach : all right . ahem -- i 'll have a scotch , please , and a -- you want a cosmo , or -- ryan : no , i think i 'll have a scotch , too , thanks . zach : two . [ scene_break ] kendall and amanda : mmm . kendall : you know , i think i 'm really enjoying this whole sleepover thing . ok , anyone want any more whipped cream ? di : and we have n't even gotten to the sleeping part yet . amanda : ok , if anyone puts my hand in a bowl of warm water -- uh - uh -- i will stomp you . annie : wait , what do you mean ? i do n't get it . di : what ? you do n't -- you do n't know about that ? no , you 've never been to a real sleepover , then . annie : i 've had sleepovers . greenlee : i can just picture it -- ms . perfect childhood . everyone in bed by 9 : 00 , and instead of spin the bottle , you guys flossed . di : hmm . annie : i 'm sure you 're an expert on slumber parties . greenlee : well , my house was the place to be . swimming pool , tons of room , tons of food , and the best part -- no parents , ever . di : wish i would have known you then . greenlee : it was great . until the morning . that 's when everyone left . amanda : i was always relieved the morning after . my mom loved slumber parties . i was always so afraid of what she 'd do . i could n't wait for them to be over . kendall : i hated slumber parties . never had any . in fact , my -- my adoptive mother , alice -- she thought i was absolutely crazy . she said , `` oh , all little girls love slumber parties . `` uh - uh , not this one . we had this little cracker box house , these horrible orange , like , shag wall - to - wall carpets . [ laughter ] kendall : and then -- this is a nice visual -- my dad 's hairy razor on top of the counter , always . it was -- it was not nice . so i always wanted -- ooh -- i always wanted that , you know , five - star -- i just wanted five - star everything . amanda : well , you have definitely got five - star now , girl . di : hmm . i -- i was always the life of the party , you know ? starting all that -- i was -- starting all the games , you know ? [ laughter ] di : i know , i know , i know . and , like , i 'd -- i 'd cannonball off the roof into the pool -- anything . anything to -- to get invited back , you know ? but -- i 'm not going to jump off the roof into your pool . [ laughter ] amanda : aw . kendall : thank you . di : i will have some more popcorn , though . [ di laughs ] greenlee : babe , i bet you there were boys all over your sleepover parties . babe : what sleepovers ? i mean , in a double - wide if we were lucky ? it was -- it was always just mama and me . not that i cared . she was my best friend , and we always had so much fun together . i -- i never even realized i was missing anything . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] derek : may i speak to the bookkeeper , please ? [ krystal chuckles ] krystal : i guess you need another fix of that red velvet cake ? derek : or something . i really enjoyed myself the other night . i ca n't remember the last time i closed the place down , danced to a jukebox with a beautiful , sultry woman . krystal : i had a good time . singer : because you got to try derek : but no smile . [ krystal sighs ] krystal : my life is -- is in a knot right now . i 'm in the middle of a divorce , i have a new baby , and now the daddy wants to set up household . derek : you and tad ? krystal : i mean , nothing romantic . just friends , but jenny makes us family , and tad wants to give family life a try . derek : what do you want ? krystal : i want to be a good mother to jenny . and other than that , i do not have a clue . i -- derek , you deserve more . you -- you deserve somebody who knows what she wants , who can stand solid on her own two feet and not shimmy around questions like `` what do you want ? `` derek : this sounds like goodbye . [ scene_break ] ava : jonathan hated me at first . he ragged on me all the time . and we got to know each other . he was so nice to me . and he told me that he liked me for me , and not because i looked like lily . that 's what he said . i 'm such an idiot ! sean : what happened ? ava : tonight , jonathan saw me as lily . he looked at me and saw lily . and he touched lily , and he kissed lily , and he made love to lily . sean : maybe it 's just your imagination . ava : no . no . it was so obvious . his -- the whole time , his eyes -- everything ! the way he touched me -- he was n't touching me . he was touching lily . he wants lily because he loves her . he only wants me , because i look like her . what hell is wrong with me ? oh ! [ colby shows up just as ava hugs sean ] sean : colby , hi . um -- look , ava was a wreck . colby : do n't talk to me , sean , i do n't want to hear it . sean : no , no , look , just -- colby : enough ! not again . sean : ugh -- god . colby , wait ! [ scene_break ] kyle : good night , krystal . krystal : good night . krystal : i like you . i like talking to you , and dancing and laughing . derek : but ? krystal : the timing is just bad . derek : well , you know , i 've been alone a long time , and i was good with that , but suddenly , i wanted more . maybe it was just you . those eyes . krystal : hmm . derek : but , hey , you 're not ready ? i understand . but if you ever need a friend , or a slow dance to the light of that jukebox , you give me a call , ok ? [ scene_break ] erica : no , jack , wait . jack : you do n't want to know who it is ? erica : well , if you call him -- i mean , the mystery suitor has become a big part of the `` new divorce `` draw , and if we expose him , he might expose us . jack : honey , nobody has to know except you and me . erica : look , you know what ? maybe we should just see how this whole thing plays out , see how he reacts when he finds out that we 're back together . jack : and happier than ever . erica : well , that 's another thing . jack : hmm . erica : jack , i want our audience to be just as happy about our reconciliation as we are . and if -- if we flush him out -- well , i mean , i do n't want the audience rooting for some mystery millionaire who ca n't be half the man you are . jack : you say the nicest things . thank you . but are n't you just the least bit curious , though ? erica : ok , ok . do it , do it . jack : that 's my erica . greenlee 's voice : hi , you 've reached greenlee . leave a message . erica : well , jack , who is it ? who is my mystery donor ? [ scene_break ] [ surf crashes ] ava : could n't catch colby ? sean : she would n't talk to me . she would n't even look at me . she just got in her car and drove off . ava : i 'm so sorry . i 'm ruining your life , too . again -- ahem . sean : it 's not your fault this time . ava : it 's not yours . [ colby sighs ] sean : i blew it . colby 's never going to forgive me . ava : i 'll talk to her . i 'll make her understand . [ scene_break ] [ colby returns to the comeback and scratches her and sean 's initials off the post ] [ scene_break ] jack : well , a dead end is what it is . the number 's no longer in service . erica : are you kidding ? jack : no . erica : and there 's no forwarding number ? jack : no . it 's very disappointing . well , we should get back to our crepes , huh ? erica : you know , jack , this anonymous donor has piqued the public 's curiosity as much as he has piqued ours . i could actually do an entire episode on this guy . you know what ? i 'm going to put pam to work on that right away . jack : no , listen , listen , listen -- wait a minute . i promised you a surprise , a big one , so i 'm going to give you one right now . the million dollars -- i 'll donate it myself , every dollar . erica : oh , jack , that 's -- that 's crazy . jack : yeah , but you know , men in love do crazy things . erica : well , jack , that 's -- [ jack silences erica with a kiss ] [ scene_break ] zach : good doing business with you . ryan : yeah . we should do it again sometime . zach : ah . i got one . ryan : go ahead . zach : to family . ryan : to family . [ scene_break ] kendall : ahem ! [ amanda chuckles ] kendall : hi . uh -- my lovely women of fusion , you have taken grief and chaos and girl fights , and made it into something strong and vibrant and vital . we may all disagree sometimes . we may pull each other 's hair out -- pull our own hair out . but it 's our differences that strengthen us , and it 's our strength that has made fusion and brought fusion back to life . [ babe starts playing `` ai n't no mountain high enough , then they all take turns lip - synching ] greenlee : no , wait a second . no ! babe : oh , yes ! greenlee : no , no , no ! babe : oh , yes , yes , yes , yes ! kendall : yes ! babe : freeze ! di : oh ! kendall : come on , baby , come on . come on , bring it ! di : i love this . greenlee : kendall , you picked this song . you love this song . yes , you do ! singers : oh kendall : oh , yeah ! singers : oh , oh , oh oh oh , oh , oh greenlee : no , no , no , no . kendall : whoo ! singers : oh oh , oh , oh greenlee : i got a pillow . kendall : oh , i ca n't . singers : ooh kendall : look at them . singers : ooh - ooh - ooh - ooh - ooh ooh - ooh - ooh annie : go . singer : if you need me call me annie : ok . singer : no matter where you are no matter how far just call my name [ laughter ] singer : i 'll be there in a hurry on that you can depend and never worry singers : no wind singer : no wind singers : no rain singer : no rain singers : can stop me , babe if you 're my goal ai n't no mountain high enough ai n't no valley low enough singer : whoo - hoo singers : ai n't no river wild enough to keep me from you ai n't no mountain high enough ai n't no valley low enough ai n't no river wild enough to keep me from you ai n't no mountain high enough nothing can keep me keep me from you ai n't no mountain high enough nothing can keep me keep me from you annie : here we go . kendall : whoo ! singers : ai n't no mountain high enough ai n't no valley low enough ai n't no river wild enough to keep me from you ai n't no mountain high enough ai n't no valley low enough ai n't no river wild enough to keep me from you ai n't no river wild enough to keep me from you [ next_on ] sean ( to ava ) : lily knows you slept with jonathan . she 's having trouble with that . erica ( to krystal ) : do you not realize how perfect you are for adam ? if you love adam , stop being such a fool . | kendall once again calls for a bonding session between the women of fusion . this time the bonding session is held in kendall 's home in which they view ava 's photo shoot footage . zach and ryan go to new york for a business meeting about ryan 's venture capital business . ryan is distracted by the huge dark cloud that is hanging over them and the dark cloud is named greenlee . ava tells jonathan all about the photo shoot in which she dyed her hair to look like lily . ava runs upstairs . jonathan follows her upstairs and they end up making love . j.r. comes to visit krystal at the comeback bar . erica and jack have yet another secret meeting in the same hotel room . krystal lets j.r. know that she noticed him at the christening and how much love he had in his eyes for little adam . ryan urges zach to move on with his life . josh comes to visit , but kendall soon gets rid of him because the meeting is for women only . zach and ryan call kendall and annie . jack comes up with the number of the mystery donor and starts to call him . greenlee looks on as kendall and the other fusion women play with spike . jonathan comes to the comeback bar to look for ava . ava sits alone on the beach , reliving her time with jonathan . sean comes up and mistakes her for lilly . ava comes clean and lets sean know that she is ava . she explains to him that she is a `` cheesy knock - off of lily and will never be what anyone wants . `` derek comes to visit krystal at the bar . krystal lets derek know that tad wants her to move in with him . ava starts to cry and sean takes her in his arms to comfort her as colby comes up and sees sean with ava and runs off . krystal lets derek know how much she enjoyed their times together . colby takes a sharp object and crosses out her and sean 's name which he had carved into one of the pillars at the comeback bar . |
erica : i do n't understand . i mean , visiting hours have n't even started yet . i do n't want any more surprises . samuel : well , that is too bad , because i think you 're going to like this one . [ scene_break ] [ colby remembers the night of the accident ] dré 's voice : right down here , i have a bottle of water . cassandra 's voice : ok , i 'm looking . [ car thumps ] dré 's voice : whoa , what the hell ! colby 's voice : whoa , what are you doing ? dré 's voice : what was that ? cassandra 's voice : dré , you just hit something . [ j.r. laughs ] j.r. : hey , i did n't mean to scare you . colby : i 'm not scared . why ? do i look freaked out ? babe : you look a little jumpy , yeah . colby : i did n't think anyone else was home . j.r . so , what 's up ? colby : nothing . i 'm -- i think i 'm going to go upstairs and read for a little bit . babe : are you sure you do n't want to hang out with us ? colby : yeah , yeah . i 'll see you guys . j.r. : no , colby , hold on . seriously . what 's going on with you ? [ scene_break ] zach : hey . kendall : hey . zach : you going to fusion ? kendall : thanks . uh , yeah , in a little while . zach : hmm . so what 's the latest with weatherproof mascara ? i guess once it 's weatherproof , it 's -- really nothing else you can -- kendall : what ? zach : do about it . kendall : what -- what -- wait a minute . huh ? how can you do that ? zach : do what ? kendall : act like everything 's ok . business as usual . zach : everything is ok . kendall : no , zach . annie told the chief of police that you were the one who killed richie . zach : come on . kendall : no , i mean , she did n't say it outright , but she might as well have . zach : well , i 'm here . i 'm not in prison . i 'm here with you . kendall : and that makes what she did ok ? zach : dude , it 's over . kendall : no , no , dude , it 's not over . annie totally sold you out , and she should n't get away with it . [ scene_break ] annie : hey . ryan : i -- i did n't hear you come -- come in last night . annie : oh , i was quiet . i did n't want to wake you . ryan : oh . uh -- annie : what ? ryan : well , it 's just that coffee and you are n't always the best combination . annie : oh , that 's right . i told you about my bad coffee . ryan : no . no . i remember . annie : my bad coffee ? ryan : i remember everything . [ scene_break ] [ greenlee squeals ] greenlee : ah . aidan : yeah . [ greenlee sighs ] greenlee : how did we get here ? aidan : what , your apartment ? greenlee : no . aidan : or this floor ? greenlee : no . i 'm serious . i did n't think i 'd ever wake up with you again . and now i 'm so glad you 're here . aidan : me , too . thanks for forgiving -- greenlee : no , no , no , no . no more thanks . no more sorrys , no more regrets . we 're done with all that , ok ? it 's a clean slate . aidan : god , i love you . greenlee : mm . i love you . this is really happening , is n't it ? aidan : mm - hmm . greenlee : we 're together , we 're in love , everything 's back to normal . [ aidan laughs ] jake : honey , i 'm -- home . [ scene_break ] ryan : the last four years of my life came back . all of it . annie : i do n't -- when did this happen ? ryan : yesterday . annie : and you -- ryan : yes . i -- i remember you , annie . annie : and what about loving me ? do you remember that , too ? [ scene_break ] colby : nothing 's going on with me , j.r . j.r. : you sure about that ? because you 've been acting all weird ever since you came back from dad 's lodge . babe : are you sure something did n't happen , colby ? colby : besides having a really sucky birthday ? just do n't worry about it , ok ? i 'll -- i 'll get over it . j.r. : did somebody mess with you ? was it a guy ? colby : no , and do n't go all big brother protective on me , ok ? j.r. : i hate to break it to you , colby , but i 'm always going to protect you . babe : we 're just worried about you , colby , that 's all . colby : for the millionth time , nothing to worry about . j.r. : i do n't buy it . you 've been moping around . you 've been acting all secretive . babe : mama says you have n't been by to visit jenny . colby : uh , i 'm sorry , i 've -- i 've been busy . j.r. : busy ? busy doing what ? you do n't even leave the house . it 's like you 're scared to go outside . colby : like you care where i go . if -- if i go for a walk , will you guys lay off ? j.r. : will you just tell me what 's up with you ? colby : god , why are you pushing this ? j.r. : because it 's -- it 's all too familiar , colby . the moods , the -- the secrets , the not wanting to be around people . colby : what are you talking about ? j.r. : i think you have a drinking problem . [ scene_break ] dré : things have been so crazy . cassandra : tell me about it . dré : can you believe that guy is colby 's dad ? cassandra : no . mr. chandler is seriously intense . and seriously scary . dré : it did seem like he knew what he was doing , though . cassandra : but do you really think he can make this go away ? dré : i do n't know . colby seemed to think so . cassandra : yeah , but how ? i mean , dré , we killed someone . dré : not on purpose . i mean , that guy was running from the law , and he was trash , right ? cassandra : it does n't matter . murder is murder . just ask my stepdad . [ scene_break ] erica : how did you convince them to let you in this time ? samuel : well , i 'm not -- i 'm not here for a visit . not that i would n't like one . ms. lady , i am here on official government business . erica : oh ? samuel : yeah . the governor saw your `` new beginnings behind bars `` episode , and he was very impressed . not only that you pulled it off -- erica : well , i had a lot of help . samuel : but he was also impressed with all the work you 've been doing here on behalf of the other inmates . erica : so that 's why you 're here ? to pay me a -- a compliment on behalf of the governor ? samuel : actually , he wanted to do a little more than that . so with a little prodding on my end , he called in some favors with the federal bureau of prisons and the warden . erica : the warden ? samuel : yeah . due to exemplary behavior and the work you 've been doing , they 've decided to waive the last month and a half of your sentence . erica , you 've served your time . you 're free to go . erica : oh , i 'm not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you 're not going anywhere , jake . jake : look . listen , i just i -- i just pulled a 22-hour shift , ok ? i just want to get some sleep . greenlee : you can sleep here . you live here , remember ? [ jake sighs ] jake : look , i know you guys are , you know , back together , or whatever . and that 's great . i just -- i never want to be in anybody 's way . greenlee : you 're not . you 're not . tell him . aidan : you 're not . really . greenlee : please stay . aidan : we 'll figure this out . jake : mm . you ever hear the expression `` three 's a crowd `` ? greenlee : you ever watch `` three 's company `` ? huh ? we 'll -- we 'll -- we 'll be like the modern - day version . only with the roles reversed and better hair . jake : `` come and knock on my door . `` just give it up . greenlee : no . not until you say yes . please . [ jake sighs ] aidan : you have to , mate . she 'll never let up otherwise . jake : fine ! fine . i 'll give it -- i 'll give it a shot . [ jake gulps ] jake : did you make this ? greenlee : yeah . jake : that 's disgusting . [ scene_break ] annie : wow . but -- but greenlee 's ok ? ryan : she 's fine . she 's fine . she , um -- she should be home as we speak . annie : well , she was lucky that you were there , ryan . ryan : i 'm the lucky one . [ ryan remembers talking to greenlee ] ryan 's voice : because in saving your life , you 've made complete and total sense of mine . annie : i mean , this is -- this is incredible , but , i mean , you did n't answer my question . you -- so you remember everything ? you remember loving me ? ryan : i remember everything about us . from -- from the very , very , very beginning . you do n't believe me . annie : well , tell me some of the things that have come back to you . ryan : annie , i -- annie : humor me . ryan : ok , um -- i remember when you tried to cheer me up about kendall , and we went shot - for - shot with whiskey . i remember that . annie : ah , yeah . that did n't really last long . ryan : i remember when you tried to teach me how to -- how to put a difficult child to bed . i remember that . annie : oh , my god . i even forgot about that . i remember i wanted to kiss you so bad . our first date ? ryan : it was a concert at madison square garden , ok ? annie , you do n't have to test me . i do -- i remember all of it . everything is back , from the -- from the cupcakes to queen annabelle to letting the balloons fly on valentine 's day . everything . annie : is this real ? oh , my god . oh , my god , ryan . i missed you so much . you have no idea . what 's wrong ? [ scene_break ] kendall : you ca n't tell me you have n't seen it . zach : have n't seen what ? kendall : how weird annie 's been acting lately . zach : well , um , there 's a lot going on . she has n't been herself lately . kendall : herself ? are -- are you kidding me ? zach , she 's practically possessed . and -- and this all started before richie died . i do n't know . she 's been acting really skittish for a while now . zach : skittish , hmm ? kendall : yeah , she 's -- she 's all over the place . remember when i called her out on not wearing her wedding ring ? she fed me this bull about having it cleaned . i do n't know . it was -- the whole thing was just weird . and then , for god 's sakes , when she -- she broke into greenlee 's apartment . how un - annie is that ? zach : not her proudest moment , is it ? kendall : and , now , she tries to have you arrested for murder ? zach : it 's not like that . kendall : well , then , what was it like ? zach : she 's under a lot of pressure . now , you got jesse coming in , asking all these questions -- kendall : well , i -- it -- it -- it does n't mater , zach . after everything that you 've done for her , she should have kept her big mouth shut . now jesse has it in his head that -- that you 're the one who was responsible for richie 's death . zach : just like you . kendall : what ? zach : you still think i killed richie novak . kendall : i do n't think you killed richie . zach : you say that , but i see it in your eyes , and i hear it in your voice . kendall : you told me you did n't do it . zach : but i did n't tell you everything . kendall : ok . so tell me now . zach : i went to jail , i paid off the guards , and had a little , uh , quiet time with richie . kendall : you were the one who beat richie up . zach : yeah . i wanted him to be scared . and i wanted to see fear in his face . kendall : did you ? zach : i did . pain . he deserved it . kendall : yeah , but , zach , richie was a monster . he deserved to die , also . zach : yeah . and the night he took babe , i followed him because i wanted to kill him . and i would have . but i did n't . when i got there , he was already dead . kendall : i believe you . i do . but it does n't matter . it does n't matter whether you killed richie or not . the point is , annie should never have rolled over on you . zach : no , no , no . do n't do that again . come on . not again . let it go . kendall : ok . ok . this is me letting it go . this is me trying to let it go . [ zach laughs ] kendall : trying . zach : ok . i 'll take what i can get . kendall : ok . i 'll see you later . zach : mm - hmm . kendall : mm - hmm . zach : bye . kendall : bye . zach : it 's slater . i need something , and i think you can help me find it . [ scene_break ] annie : if you remember us , and you remember loving me -- ryan : i do . annie : then why does this feel different ? ryan : i guess maybe because it 's -- you know , it 's a lot to absorb . i think -- i think maybe my brain 's on overload or something , you know ? annie : listen , ryan , you keep talking about the memories , and what 's in your head . but what do you feel ? hey , look at me . what 's in your heart ? ryan : i love you , greenlee . can you hear me ? i love you . um , there 's something i need to tell you , annie . i -- annie : hey , cutie - pie ! ryan : hey . annie : what 's the matter ? what are you doing ? emma : i just saw uncle richie on tv . where is he ? annie : sweetie , uncle richie is -- ryan : um , uncle richie is , uh , is in heaven . emma : why ? ryan : well , um , do you remember when you told me about your cat , mittens , and -- and how she was playing with the angels now ? well , that 's where uncle richie is . emma : with mittens ? ryan : yeah . yeah . and -- and , you know , he can spend as much time with her as he wants now . annie : um , you know what ? you are going to be late for camp . but we are going to talk about this again very soon . ok ? but , for now , will you go get your backpack and get ready for camp like a big girl , huh ? there you go . thank you for that . i , uh -- i know heaven is the last place you think richie is . ryan : she does n't need to know where i think he is . you ok ? annie : yeah , um , i -- i 'm not really feeling too great these days . ryan : really ? well , come , sit down . sit down . are you taking your , uh , your b-12 shots ? annie : they 're just not really doing the trick . um , i just kind of feel worn down lately . you know , with -- with richie and -- ryan : me ? annie : yeah , i 've just been a little stressed . ryan : is there , um -- is there anything that i can do ? annie : you 've already done it . you got your memory back , ryan . it 's amazing . now it 's one less thing for me to worry about . [ scene_break ] jake : i 'm going to go wash this hospital off me . do i need to , you know , give you some kind of warning if i come back into the room -- greenlee : no . jake : no ? ok . aidan : no ? um , speak for yourself . [ greenlee laughs ] greenlee : go enjoy your shower . your roomies will be waiting right here for you . fully clothed . jake : yeah . aidan : ah ! `` roomies `` ? `` roomies `` ? greenlee : yeah ! aidan : what 's that ? greenlee : well , you 're going to move back in with me , right ? aidan : well , actually , i had something else in mind . i want to buy us a house . greenlee : a house ? aidan : yeah , you know , one of those buildings with a front driveway and a car . back garden . greenlee : an entire house ? but i still -- aidan : do n't want kids ? i know . but just think about it , greenlee . it will be like fresh start for us . you know , you could paint . you could paint it any color you want . have a wreath on the front door for christmas . we 'll have barbecues all summer . greenlee : well , if we did this , we 'd have to make sure it was never empty . aidan : yeah , we 'll fill it with friends . greenlee : and shoes ? lots and lots of shoes ? aidan : you can have all the shoes you want . as long as i get to come home to you . greenlee : me , you , some knockout pink shutters -- aidan : pink ? greenlee : yeah . aidan : yeah , well , real men wear pink . greenlee : yeah , right ! you 're rethinking giving me color control , are n't you ? aidan : i 'm not rethinking anything . i 've never been more sure about anyone in my entire life . [ scene_break ] samuel : all right , seriously . now , what do you mean by you 're not going anywhere ? erica : i 'm doing it for you , samuel . samuel : you 're doing it for me ? erica : yeah . what about your supporters ? what would they think ? samuel : oh , yeah . yeah . my supporters . hmm . erica : well , you 're worked so hard to get me in the clink . samuel : the clink ? erica : and now , suddenly , you 're going all soft on us ? samuel : hmm . so you think this would be a bad move for me , politically ? erica : i do . samuel : but what if i disagree , and i think it would be a great move for me politically ? erica : how so ? samuel : well , let 's see . now , the last time we did an interview together , my numbers went through the roof . and all i did was talk to you . erica : so imagine the support you 'd get if you set me free ? samuel : what can i say ? america loves erica kane . erica : and you 're just along for the ride ? samuel : just an expedient politician prepared to ride your coattails all the way to the senate . erica : oh , well , that is despicable , mr. u.s. attorney samuel woods ! you know that , do n't you ? using my celebrity like that ? samuel : hey , it 's a little cold - blooded , i admit . so you 'd rather not ? i 'm -- i 'm sure they 'd be happy to have you serve out the rest of your sentence , erica . i mean , what 's another couple of months , right ? you know , you stay right here . i 'm going to have them stop the paperwork right now . erica : hey ! one more step , and you 've lost my vote . samuel : oh . oh , so you do want out ? erica : are you kidding ? you had me when you said `` you 're free . `` [ scene_break ] colby : so what ? i have a few beers , one time , and suddenly , i 'm an alcoholic ? j.r. : that 's how it starts , colby . colby : for you , maybe . j.r. : you have one drink , you have two drinks , the next thing you know , you 're boozing out of control . babe : ok , why do n't we all just relax for a second ? colby : do you see a drink in my hand ? j.r. : no , but i saw you by dad 's bar when i walked in here . colby : wow . so i did n't know i could get wasted through osmosis . j.r. : damn it , colby ! it 's not even noon . colby : i was getting some water . you 're -- you 're way off base . babe : ok . if that 's true , colby , then just tell us what 's really going on with you . colby : what 's the point ? you 've obviously already decided what my problem is . babe : that 's not true . j.r. : it may not be a problem now , but be careful . look at me . look at hayley . look at skye . alcohol is bad news for the chandlers . it 's like a family curse . colby : no , j.r . it 's your curse . and lucky for me , i 'm nothing like you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : what a difference a day makes , huh ? aidan : yesterday , you were -- now , today -- greenlee : i 'm fantasizing about shingles and clapboard . aidan : you know , ryan said that you were n't wearing a lifejacket . greenlee : well , tan lines . aidan : it 's not funny , greenlee . greenlee : i know . aidan : it 's lucky that he was at the yacht club . greenlee : yeah . thank god . do you know that he pretended to be my husband , so that he could ride in the ambulance with me ? aidan : well , he knows you do n't like to be alone . it should have been me . but i 'm glad he was there . greenlee : me , too . ryan saved me so i could be with you . and now , we just have to work on jake . aidan : i 'm sorry , what ? `` we `` ? greenlee : [ whispering ] yeah . we need to find him someone . aidan : greenlee , i do n't think so . greenlee : what ? why not ? aidan : we do n't need to do anything . you need to butt out . [ greenlee laughs ] greenlee : i 'm happy , aidan . and i want everyone in my life to be happy , too . [ scene_break ] annie : now that you remember us , it 's kind of hard to believe you ever forgot , is n't it ? ryan : yeah . it is , actually . especially with everything that 's gone on . i mean , spike and emma ? forgetting that emma is my daughter -- how does somebody forget that ? annie : i know , but you said you always felt love for her , even when you could n't remember . ryan : yeah . i -- it was -- it was definitely very different , though . i mean , when i came home last night , and i -- and i saw my little girl , it was just -- it was just unbelievable . annie : what about me , ryan ? now that you -- what do you feel about me ? ryan : it 's , um , it 's just -- it 's just really , really hard to explain , you know ? annie : listen . so do n't explain . show me . [ cell phone rings ] annie : you have got to be kidding me ! come on ! hello ? zach : annie , it 's zach . annie : hey . what 's up ? zach : i need to talk to you . annie : about ? zach : about 20 minutes at cambias . do n't be late . ryan : who was that ? annie : work . they , um , they said they need me to come in a little early . is it ok if we celebrate your memory coming back later ? ryan : yeah . yeah . why do n't i drive you ? annie : no ! ryan : ok . you all right ? annie : yeah , i 'm fine . i 'm totally fine . but would you mind dropping emma off at camp for me ? ryan : sure , sure . no problem . annie : great . so i 'll see you later , right ? ryan : yes , ok . bye . annie : bye . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone rings ] j.r. : j.r. chandler . i have to take this . yeah . colby : can you believe him ? babe : colby , j.r. 's just worried about you . we both are . colby : well , do n't keep flipping out , ok ? i 'm not some raging alcoholic . babe : ok . but , you know , if there 's something else going on with you , i hope you know you can tell me . you know , one of the reasons why i moved back into the mansion was so i could be closer to you . colby : really ? babe : colby , i think of you as my little sister . i mean , god , you delivered jenny . you were there for mama when i could n't be there for her . colby : stop . stop making me a saint . babe : look , we all make mistakes . i mean , god knows , i -- i have made tons of them . but please , colby , you know , if something happened , and you 're not comfortable talking to j.r. about it , just know that you can come to me . with anything . ok ? colby : babe . thanks for the talk . i could n't ask for a better sister . [ scene_break ] cassandra : it 's so weird . like , sitting here , eating breakfast like nothing happened . dré : we have to , cass . otherwise -- cassandra : i know . people will get suspicious . it 's just -- we took a life . dré : maybe . [ cassandra sighs ] dré : i mean , we do n't know for sure . cassandra : yes , we do ! you heard what petey cortlandt said . like , how else would a man 's blood end up on colby 's brand new car ? dré : look , nobody else ever has to know about this . but if it comes out , you were never in that car , ok ? you or colby . cassandra : what are you talking about ? no , we already decided we are in this together . dré : i was driving the car . cassandra : i was right there with you ! no ! stop this ! i 'm not going to let you take the fall for this . dré : look , if it means protecting you , then , yeah , cass , you will . [ scene_break ] jake : is it safe ? greenlee : yeah . look , stop it . jake : is it safe ? greenlee : yes , it 's safe ! and mandatory . jake : what is the deal ? what -- greenlee : sit . jake : why ? am i going to get scolded ? aidan : yeah . probably . greenlee : ok . now , yes , aidan and i are back together . but that does n't mean that you have to move out . jake : i -- i know , but -- aidan : he already knows that . greenlee : nobody 's going anywhere . we can do this . i want to do this . i want my boyfriend , and my friends , and my family , and my job , and -- aidan : she wants it all . jake : yeah , apparently . greenlee : hey . i had a very rough year . i deserve it all . aidan : she does . [ jake mumbles under his breath ] greenlee : i saw that , martin . jake : mm . she does n't miss a trick . greenlee : look . this is the happiest i 've been in a long time . my heart is full , my house is full , my life is -- jake : is filled up . aidan : she 's very full . jake : ca n't get any more . greenlee : and that 's how it 's going to stay . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey ! kendall : hey , hey . ryan : how are you ? kendall : good , good . what -- what are you doing here ? ryan : same as you . getting some coffee . just dropped emma off at camp , so -- kendall : oh , camp . remember that ? remember the days when all that mattered was dodge ball , and arts and crafts ? those were the days , huh ? ryan : tell me about it . kendall : ok , what 's wrong ? ryan : i take it you have n't talked to greenlee . kendall : no . why , did something happen ? ryan : she went sailing yesterday . kendall : yeah , i know that . never mind that she was supposed to be at work . ryan : kendall , she got knocked unconscious on the boat . kendall : what ? oh , my god . is she ok ? ryan : yeah , she 's fine now . she 's fine . i brought her to shore . kendall : you were sailing with her ? ryan : no , i was n't . i was at the yacht club , hanging out . but i just happened to see her . so -- kendall : well , that 's -- i mean , good . i mean , thank god you were there . ryan : not only for greenlee , but , uh , for me , too , actually . kendall : what does that mean ? ryan : well , on my way out to get her , i remembered the last four years of my life . it all came back to me . kendall : what ? wait , are you sure ? ryan : yeah , i 'm positive . 100 % . everything 's back . kendall : ryan ! ryan , that 's amazing . that 's amazing . ryan : i know . it 's -- it 's great . but , then , it 's a little overwhelming right now . but you know what ? i need to apologize to you , kendall , for -- for what i did to you , you know , when this all went down . i am -- i am really , really sorry . kendall : no , ryan , honestly , you do n't have to apologize . ryan : yes , i do . i have to . you kidding me ? i should never have told you that i was still in love with you , i should have never have followed you to l.a . there 's probably a lot of things that i should be apologizing for . kendall : no , honestly -- stop . do n't worry about it . i mean , when you think about it , it is sort of -- kind of funny . ryan : i know . kendall : it 's kind of silly . i mean , now that you know that you 're in love with annie . you do n't love annie , do you ? oh , of course . she 's not the one who made you get your memory back . oh , my god , ryan . you 're in love with greenlee . you love greenlee . you do . come on , come on . ryan , do n't avoid me . come on , talk to me . you went out there to -- to see if greenlee -- you remembered being in love with her . right ? you do . you love greenlee . you love her ! like , right now ! ryan : right now , i 'm not going to have this conversation with you . can i get a coffee to go , please ? kendall : come on , come on . let 's go . ryan : where -- why ? where are we going ? kendall : going to see greenlee . we have to tell her . you have to tell her . ryan : absolutely not , no way ! kendall : no ? what do you mean , `` no way `` ? ryan : i tried , kendall . kendall : ok , well , what happened ? [ ryan sighs ] ryan : i tried . when i -- when i was about to tell her , you know , how i felt , um , she thanked me for saving her life for aidan , because they 're back together . kendall : what ? wow . whoa . ok . that 's huge . i mean , that 's -- that 's huge . but , ryan , if you love her , you -- you have to tell her . she has to know . ryan : wait , wait . hold on . first of all , i never said that i love her . so -- kendall : no , no , you are totally saying that you love her . ryan : come on , kendall . when i told you how i felt -- do you remember when i told you ? it did n't help anybody . that made everything worse . for zach , for annie , for everybody . kendall : ok , what are you going to do ? you 're going to pretend ? i mean , ryan , you -- you ca n't be with annie if you do n't love her . ryan : what do you want me to do ? do you want me to go to greenlee and -- and tell her the truth ? and -- and try to blow up her relationship with aidan ? because i am not going to do that ! i 'm not ! kendall : all right , well , what if she wants you to ? ryan : what if she does n't ? and , no . no , kendall , you can not say anything about this , ok ? promise me you will not say anything . kendall : ok . all right , but i -- i think you 're making a huge mistake . ryan : no , i 'm doing what 's right for everybody . that 's what i 'm doing . ok ? greenlee has moved on . she 's happy . kendall : well , that 's great , ryan . but what about you ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm happy , aidan 's happy , now that just leaves you . jake : mm - hmm . all right . aidan : we 're going to the gym , jake . jake : i do n't know if you 've been able to tell , but i 'm not exactly the gym type of person . i 'd rather stick a hypothermic needle in my eyeballs , you know what i mean ? aidan : that 's a good one . take that as a `` no , `` then ? jake : yeah , take it as a `` no . `` i 'm going to stay here and get some sleep . what ? greenlee : i 'm just thinking . jake : really ? are you in pain ? greenlee : ah . jake : what are you thinking about ? greenlee : you . and who i can set you up with . jake : do n't do that , please . greenlee : no , you ca n't be alone , jake . you need to start spending time with somebody . jake : i 'm going to go to the gym with you , let 's go ! will you tell that person to please butt out of my personal life ? aidan : i already did . jake : tell her again . tell her again . aidan : greenlee , will you -- greenlee : do n't even think of ganging up on me with him . aidan : i tried . jake : you are pathetic . aidan : what did you say ? jake : i said , `` i got it -- i got my towel for the gym , and i 'm ready to go . `` aidan : good . greenlee : see you later , guys . jake : see you later . [ scene_break ] cassandra : is n't that guy married to richie novak 's sister ? dré : yeah . that 's , uh , ryan lavery . cassandra : oh , my god . it 's like we ca n't get away from it ! no matter where we go or what we do . you know , maybe we should just come clean . dré : we ca n't . i meant what i said earlier . if this thing comes out , i 'm the only one who takes the hit . cassandra : you would really do that for me ? dré : i mean , i do n't listen to my dad too much , but one thing always stuck . he said , `` you never let a woman down . especially one you care about . `` [ scene_break ] erica : thank you , samuel . for everything you 've done . samuel : including landing you here in the first place ? erica : for that , too . yes . [ erica chuckles ] erica : i 've learned so much from the other women in here . and from you . and i would n't trade it for anything . samuel : it 's not what we face , it 's how we face it , uh ? you 've done some good stuff in here , erica . i give you that . erica : thank you . and that good is getting me out . is n't that incredible ? samuel : for the record , i learned some things from you , too . erica : did you hear that , gail ? i 'm free ! i still ca n't believe it ! real food . bubble bath . privacy . oh ! can you imagine how much i 've missed these things ? gail : the girls will be sad to see you go . erica : looks like word 's already gotten out . have you heard the news ? sable : that you ruined my life ? yeah . i heard . and now , i 'm going to ruin yours . [ scene_break ] babe : j.r. , do you really think that we should leave colby alone ? j.r. : she 's fine . babe : she did n't just seem fine when i was talking to her . j.r. : it 's probably because i freaked her out with the `` booze will ruin your life `` speech . babe : i do n't know . i think it might be something more than that . j.r. : it 's all good . trust me . i scared her straight . colby : please , j.r . i can totally have a drink if i want to . [ scene_break ] cassandra : you really think everything 's going to be ok ? dré : no one has to really know what happened to richie novak . [ scene_break ] [ knock at door ] annie : i 'm here . what did you need to see me about ? zach : have a seat . annie : i do n't want to sit , zach , i want to know what 's going on . zach : all right . [ object hits desk ] zach : your wedding ring . let 's start there . [ scene_break ] [ ryan grunts ] kendall 's voice : you do n't love annie , do you ? you 're in love with greenlee . ryan 's voice : ok , greenlee has moved on . she 's happy . kendall 's voice : well , that 's great , ryan . but what about you ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : uh , maybe i should rethink this whole roommate thing . [ knock at door ] greenlee : please , come in . kendall : i have something to tell you -- about ryan . | in the chandler family living room , colby remembers the accident . j.r. and babe come into the living room . j.r. questions colby as to what is wrong . colby denies anything being wrong . j.r. comes to the conclusion that colby is an alcoholic . colby denies the accusation . annie is in the living room of hers and ryan 's apartment when ryan comes downstairs . annie hands him a cup of coffee , but ryan reminds her that she and coffee does n't mix too well . ryan goes on to tell her that he remembers everything . greenlee and aidan wake up together . jake comes home and finds them in bed together . jake immediately packs his things and starts to leave , but greenlee coaxes him to stay . kendall questions zack as to why he is letting annie get by with what she had told the police about him . zach confides to kendall that he had beaten up ritchie . andre and cassandra meet for breakfast and they wonder if adam can really make all of this hit and run accident go away . samuel visits erica in prison and tells her that she is free to leave . |
annie : do you have soft - shell crabs tonight ? believe it or not , our chef just does not make them right . you do ? great . we will take half a dozen of those , please . yes , and mr. chandler will be there himself to pick them up in a few minutes . ok . thank you . scott : something special going on ? annie : yes . but it 's just between adam and me . [ scene_break ] liza : david was just here . how did you do it ? how did you convince him that the baby is n't his ? jake : it does n't really matter how i did it . i made the switch and david bought the whole thing . liza : well , you are a miracle worker . jake : ok , thank you . i 'll see -- i 'll see you later . amanda : you lied to me . you lied to me . my baby is liza 's ? you swore on our love . how could you do that ? you lying bastard ! jake : i did n't lie to you . i did n't lie to you . i did n't . amanda : i have to go to him . jake : please . just -- no . wait a second . i 'll tell you everything that happened . please . please ? [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] liza : oh , thanks for coming . come on in . you know , this case is getting more and more complicated by the minute . so you 're interested , right ? marissa : yeah , i am . but colby told me that you did n't trust me . what changed your mind ? liza : david changed my mind . [ scene_break ] a.d.a . willis : evening , miss kane . i 'm andrew willis . i 've taken over the prosecution of your daughter 's murder trial . erica : well , i 've said everything i have to say to your predecessor . a.d.a . willis : yes , well , unfortunately , his notes appear to be missing , and all i have to go on are the police reports . i 'm having to go back and question everyone involved . erica : well , then you should really start with questioning the woman who actually committed this murder -- annie lavery . a.d.a . willis : i intend to . we have to work on clearing kendall first , though , do n't we ? erica : how can i help you ? how can i help expedite that , mr. willis ? [ scene_break ] kendall : so you think emma saw something ? zach : it 's possible . annie was alone when she found adam , so emma was somewhere , probably hiding in the house , maybe downstairs . it 's dark , she was scared . maybe she saw something . maybe she saw who killed stuart . [ scene_break ] emma : i saw kendall shoot stuart . ryan : you mean you saw kendall holding a gun , right ? a lot of people saw that . emma : she shot the gun , and it made a very loud noise . ryan : is this something that you 've known all this time , emma , or are you just saying this now ? emma : i just remembered . i saw kendall shoot stuart . [ scene_break ] erica : for some reason your predecessor chose to ignore the obvious . annie lavery has been in and out of oak haven . it 's a fact that she is psychotic . she killed her own brother . she tried to kill me on at least two occasions . and she was in the chandler house that night attempting to kidnap her daughter . a.d.a . willis : all very good points , but why would she kill stuart chandler ? erica : well , you know , maybe her bowl of cornflakes told her to do that in the morning . i do n't know . sometimes insane people do n't have a rational reason . but , honestly , you should be over there grilling annie lavery right now . actually , here 's your perfect opportunity . well , look who 's here -- adam chandler , the man who is harboring the monster who killed his own brother ! adam : erica , erica , what vicious lies are you spreading now ? hmm ? [ scene_break ] annie : giving adam a beautiful dinner is the least i can do . scott : even if you have to order out . annie : well , i did try my hand at some canapés . try one . let me know if it 's adam worthy . scott : you 've really got a thing for adam , do n't you ? annie : a thing ? i guess that depends on what your definition of `` a thing `` is . scott : i thought this was all about him being grateful to you for saving his life that night . annie : i wish i could 've saved your father 's life that night , as well . i 'm sorry . he was a really wonderful man . i was probably the last person to see him alive -- other than the killer , of course . he just seemed really excited that night to be doing business with adam again on your behalf and -- you did n't comment on the canapé . tasty ? scott : yes , they 're good . annie : good . do you ever smile ? scott : not been very much to smile about lately . annie : try -- for me . see ? there , and it 's such a nice smile . listen , i 'm sure things have been really horrible for you since your dad died , but you should try to smile more often . you do n't want people in this town to get the wrong impression of you -- like they 've gotten the wrong impression of me . scott : have they ? annie : oh , yeah . they think i 'm just trying to soak up adam for all his money , which could n't be further from the truth . i just want my freedom and i really enjoy his company . what 's so wrong about that ? scott : oh , i do n't remember saying there was anything wrong with that . annie : your father was a little misunderstood sometimes , too , was n't he ? scott : until you got to know him . annie : people in this town can be so cruel , so judgmental . they do it to adam , too , you know . adam just wants his family close again -- i mean you , j.r. , colby , little a . he just wants a real family . that 's all i want , too . i just want to be close to my daughter , and i just want a real family again . [ door closes ] annie : oh -- j.r. : do n't believe a word that she says . [ scene_break ] jake : i lied , i lied . amanda : jake , let go of me . jake : listen to me . i lied . i lied , but it was to protect your baby . please . listen , do you remember ? we were looking for the adoptive family , right ? at the same time i needed to find a lawyer that we could trust . i reached out to liza . i figured that she would be sympathetic with us , because she had gone through something similar with colby . so i hired her . i hired her to find that family , some adoptive family that would do it quietly and -- and they would do it outside of legalities . amanda : that 's the plan that i remember , but obviously something happened . jake : yeah , something happened . she showed up and she was pregnant . and then she tells me she 's gon na be the one that 's gon na do the adopting , and i said , `` wait a second . `` i said to myself this is , you know , a recipe for disaster . i knew that david knew her , and she wanted to stay in town with this baby in pine valley . and i thought , no . i said , `` look , please . i 'm gon na find some other adoptive family . `` and she got very persistent with me , and she threatened me , and she said she was gon na go to david and tell him the whole thing . and it would n't matter where the baby ended up or with what family , that she would tell him . he would find out . amanda : she was willing to sacrifice my son ? she would have ruined everything . you never told me any of this ? jake : no , i did n't tell you that . this is the hardest part -- i could n't tell you . i did n't want to tell you who the baby was gon na be with or anything . that was part of deal , remember ? you wanted it that way . and you had gone through so much up to that moment , and you wanted to give the baby up , and you were about to give up the baby . and i thought if you knew the baby was still in town with liza , then david would see through that . eventually , he 'd see through that . amanda : so that is my baby ? liza has my son ? jake : no . no , that is not -- that is not your baby . it is not . [ scene_break ] liza : so david came over here earlier , and he told me that he was n't gon na obsess over my child anymore . but the funny thing is i just -- i believe him . and he gave you credit for opening up his eyes . marissa : well , i may have helped with a little tough love . liza : well , good job . it worked . all right , so i think we should jump right in . and we can talk about hours and salary later . marissa : wow , it 's true . what everyone 's been saying -- north 's case is all circumstantial . and with all these people there that night , a lot of whom had motive and opportunity , reasonable doubt should n't be tough to prove . liza : all right , i want you to add two more names to the list . i want you to add little adam and emma lavery . marissa : oh , you ca n't possibly think one of those kids shot stuart ? liza : no , no . but zach and i have discussed the possibility that one of them may have been a witness . [ scene_break ] kendall : so there may be a witness to this murder after all ? zach : a witness who has n't said anything until just now . police talked to emma , and she said she did n't see anything . but north is convinced that there is something . otherwise , he would n't have talked to a professional about talking to the kid . kendall : what do you mean ? zach : a psychiatrist down in d.c. -- emma was supposed to meet with him . kendall : well , if emma did see anything happen , i mean , there 's no way that she would say her mother shot stuart . they would definitely need some professional 's help to pull it out of her . god , can you imagine what that would do to a little girl to see her mother do something so horrible ? she would bury it away forever if she could . zach : you know what i do n't get ? north was coming after you . he was n't looking for any evidence against annie . he wants emma to testify against you . kendall : i -- i do n't remember seeing anyone else there at that moment except you . i -- i was looking at adam -- i mean stuart -- realizing that i could n't kill him , and i dropped the gun and i ran . i did n't see emma at all . zach : regardless , she could be the key to everything . [ scene_break ] ryan : ok , let 's go through this one more time . ok , princess ? you were up in the nursery watching a movie with little a , and then the lights went out . you got a little bit scared , right , so you -- you went to look for someone to help ? emma : zach was there . something was in his hand . ryan : go on . go on . what else did you see ? emma ? emma : kendall shot him , then she ran away . do you believe me , daddy ? [ scene_break ] erica : so how do you explain it , adam ? is it mind control ? annie is capable of that . you certainly have n't been yourself lately . i 'm sure she 's put your brain through a wash - and - dry cycle several times . a.d.a . willis : i 'm andrew willis . i 'm the new prosecutor in your brother 's murder trial . adam : yes , mr. willis . i hope you can ignore erica 's inane blathering and pursue this case against kendall as vigilantly as the late d.a . did . a.d.a . willis : justice is all i 'm looking for . adam : yes . well , did -- ahem -- kendall 's new attorney send you here to work on the new prosecutor ? erica : what are you talking about ? adam : jackson montgomery washed his hands of the whole thing . he did n't feel it was a very good career move to lose such a high - profile case . and with liza as kendall 's new attorney -- erica : excuse me . adam : mm - hmm . well , in case you have n't noticed , you just inherited a nightmare . a.d.a . willis : mind if i follow you home ? i have a few questions for you and mrs. lavery . adam : do i have any choice ? a.d.a . willis : not really . [ scene_break ] j.r. : she 's just trying to suck up to you . you know that ? she 's trying to pull as many chandlers close to her as she can before she cons my father into marrying her . now , i do n't know if she 's doing it for the money or if she 's just strictly doing it for the street cred . annie : what did i do to deserve all these insults , j.r. ? j.r. : i do n't know , annie . you killed my uncle stuart maybe ? annie : you are treading on dangerous ground , j.r. do n't forget adam chose me over you and your son . j.r. : yeah . so much for keeping family close . hey , scott , did you ever check these out over here ? these wedding albums ? they 're ... marked in gold leaf on the side here . there 's liza one , liza two , erica , and -- there 's no dixie . well , i guess after he kills them , he just gets rid of their memories . annie : `` kills them `` ? j.r. : yeah . you did n't know ? old man cambias says he did n't poison my mom after all . tad was ready to take my dad down to the police station for questioning . that was before he got shot . now tad 's on this `` live and let live `` kick . cambias is probably just after , you know , some attention . but i do n't know . my dad 's been acting crazy . almost as crazy when you bashed your brother 's skull in . scott : ok . why do n't you dial it down before things get ugly ? annie : uh - uh . too late , scott . it got ugly the second j.r. walked through that door . [ scene_break ] ryan : honey , i believe that you think that you saw those things , ok ? but sometimes -- sometimes your mind can play tricks on you . emma : but i saw kendall shoot stuart . ryan : you do n't want your mommy to get in trouble , do you ? is that why you 're saying those things ? because you do n't want mommy to get in trouble ? emma : you do n't love mommy anymore . you love kendall . ryan : kendall is just a friend , ok ? she 's -- well , she 's spike and ian 's mommy . you know what ? we 've had a really , really big day , have n't we ? so i do n't think we 're gon na talk about this anymore tonight . i promise you , i promise we 'll talk more about it tomorrow , ok ? ok , come here . [ emma recoils from ryan 's hug and runs upstairs ] [ knock on door ] ryan : i assume this has to do with kendall 's visit earlier ? zach : no . this has to do with emma . [ scene_break ] jake : please listen . i 'm gon na tell you something now that i have n't told a soul . nobody . liza -- nobody . she backed me into a corner . i knew that with one tiny little slip , she would ruin all of your hopes and your dreams for your baby 's future . so at this moment , i really need her to believe that she 's got your child . i also know that david -- in his craziness he 's gon na poke around and dig around with his suspicion , ok ? so i go and find another child , a beautiful little unborn baby boy whose mother just wants the best for him -- best life , best dreams , best everything -- and i make a deal with her . we make an agreement , no questions asked , and i let liza think that that little boy is yours . now liza thinks i 'm some sort of miracle worker , that i switched a dna test , which david pulls off covertly , which i knew that he would do . but i did n't need to switch any dna test because liza never had your baby . amanda : where is my son ? jake : in a little house in the country -- i told you that . i told you that . amanda : i do n't believe you . i do n't trust you anymore . jake : i m telling you the truth . this is the truth . amanda : no , no . i 'm gon na get my own dna test . i will go to liza . i will go to the police -- david if i have to , but i have to know the truth . all i hear from you are lies , jake . jake : please do n't do that . you ca n't do that . you will ruin everything . amanda : get your hands off of me . [ scene_break ] annie : if you do n't mind , this dinner party is by invitation only . adam : food 's here -- and , unfortunately , company . this is mr. willis . mr. willis is taking over for d.a . north . annie : mr. willis . adam : this is my son j.r. and my nephew scott . a.d.a . willis : gentlemen . in the next day or two , i 'm gon na want to talk to both of you about the night of the murder . but for now , i 'd like to interview mr. chandler and mrs. lavery in private . j.r. : oh . that 's all right . this atmosphere was getting a bit stale for me anyhow . annie : canapé ? a.d.a . willis : no , thank you . annie : yeah . adam : hmm . hmm . very , um , intriguing . annie : um , if you do n't mind , we 're actually just about to have dinner . so -- a.d.a . willis : i 'll try not to take up too much of your time , then . i 've been going over all of the police interviews in preparation for the trial . annie : well , um , my testimony has n't changed one bit . a.d.a . willis : take me through what happened the night of the murder , annie . you entered the nursery upstairs ? annie : well , yes . i climbed the trellis to the balcony . i waited until i thought the coast was clear , and i went in to get emma , my daughter . but adam entered the room . he seemed very ... off . he saw me , and he ran . so i told emma to stay put , and i chased after adam because i thought he seemed ill . but that 's when i bumped into j.r. , who was really , really drunk , by the way . a.d.a . willis : you had a gun ? annie : uh , i did for protection . so i got away from j.r. , and that 's when i found adam again . he was shaking and he was white with fear , and he kept going on and on about how he thought someone was trying to kill him . i thought he was delusional at first , but then we heard the gunshot . so i took adam and i took emma up to the attic , and that 's when adam passed out . we did n't come down for several hours . a.d.a . willis : the whole reason you came here in the first place was to kidnap your daughter , yet you decided to hide up in the attic with her and adam . why did n't you get out when you had the chance ? annie : i stayed because of this man . [ scene_break ] erica : liza ? liza ? you have engaged liza as your only hope for freedom ? kendall : zach thought it would be the best move once jackson dropped out . erica : jackson i will deal with later . kendall : mom , listen to me . liza and i had a long talk , and she admitted that she wants to win for her own selfish career moves . but she also genuinely wants to make a fresh start . she wants to make up for the sordid way she came back to town . she had a baby . she wants to start new . erica : oh , i bet she wants to start new , all right -- with your husband . and the best way for her to claim zach is to send you to prison . [ scene_break ] liza : liza colby . man : ms. colby , this is dr. white returning your call . liza : oh , yes , doctor . thank you for getting back to me . i am representing kendall slater in a criminal matter . i understand that d.a . north had an appointment with you before he died ? dr. white : yes . we were supposed to meet that day . liza : may i ask you what it was regarding ? dr. white : it was something about a child he might want to have testify . that 's about all i know . liza : do you specialize in any particular area ? dr. white : oh , a lot of clinical work involving repressed memory usually from some traumatic experience . liza : did mr. north say anything else ? dr. white : well , he did ask one very interesting question . liza : well , what was that ? dr. white : he asked if a child could inherit a parent 's insanity . liza : and what did you tell him ? dr. white : well , i told him , of course , it was possible , depending upon the underlying disorders that led to the parent 's mental instability . liza : um , thank you . thank you very much , doctor . i may need to call you for some further questions , if that 's all right ? dr. white : certainly . any time . liza : thanks . marissa : well ? liza : underline emma 's name on that board and add a couple of exclamation points . [ scene_break ] zach : i obtained these notes . they belong to north , and they tell us exactly how he 's gon na proceed during the trial . do n't ask where i got them . anyway , it says exactly how he 's gon na go against kendall , and we were right . it was mostly just circumstantial evidence . ryan : well , he had to have something else up his sleeve . zach : yeah . i gave everything to liza , and she found something on a piece of paper . it 's small . just a scribble on a piece of paper . it said , `` the kid . `` well , liza and i are both convinced that the kid is emma . did she see anything else that night ? ryan : she saw kendall shoot stuart . zach : well , emma 's wrong . she 's a kid . ryan : she 's `` the kid . `` that 's what north 's note meant , zach . zach : when did she say this ? ryan : she said it a few minutes ago , right before you got here . zach : and before that , she said nothing ? ryan : no . nothing . zach : well , then north must 've talked to her . someone else must 've talked to her . ryan : that does n't change what emma says she saw . zach : what she thinks she saw , ryan . what she thinks she saw . how about this ? emma sees her own mother shoot stuart . now , annie takes her up to the attic . she says , `` hey , we 'll just talk this over . `` and it 's dark and she 's scared and she 's just a kid . it 's easy to brainwash a kid . and annie just keeps going . keeps going and convinces her that it 's kendall that did it . ryan : i saw the look in my daughter 's eyes . emma honestly believes that she saw kendall shoot stuart . zach : and so do you , do n't you ? you believe she did that , too ? [ scene_break ] erica : kendall , you ca n't trust liza . she 's like a shark at feeding time . kendall : all right , mom , i know where you 're coming from , trust me , and i -- i do not like the woman at all . but she 's a really good lawyer . so you 're not gon na change my mind . erica : ok . then maybe your mind is not the one to change . [ scene_break ] jake : i 'm telling you the truth . ok , please , we have come so far . we have gone through so much . do n't ruin it all . amanda : i do n't trust you anymore . i ca n't just accept that my baby is safe . i have to know . i have to find him . jake : come outside and get in the car . amanda : i 'm not going anywhere with you . jake : i will show you where your son is . i 'll take you to him , all right ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : you know , when i walked in here , you had that warm , fuzzy look on your face . do n't go there . she 's like a trap - door spider . she 'll suck you right on in . marissa : hey , guys . i saw you come in . i wondered if i could ask you a couple of questions . j.r. : about ? marissa : i 'm on kendall 's defense team now , working for liza . j.r. : well , ask away . marissa : you saw annie that night , right ? you struggled with her over the gun that she had ? j.r. : yeah . i was pretty drunk . i do n't really remember too much . i know that i fell down , and she got away . marissa : she had a chance to run away with her daughter , but she did n't . if she was the killer , that does n't make sense . j.r. : you do n't know annie . her history may say that she 's a pure psycho , but she 's more like a smart psycho . she gets away with a lot more , slips through the cracks . i tell you what . if liza needs me , i 'm available at any time . ok ? marissa : thanks . what do you think ? scott : i think , um , i think all this talk about annie -- my father has become a footnote . you want to be a good lawyer ? you want to help people ? do n't ever forget about the victim . [ scene_break ] annie : i could n't desert adam in his time of need . not only was someone out to kill him , but he was in no shape to be left alone . a lot of people think that i did it , mr. willis . i mean , who else but crazy annie could do such a horrible , horrible thing ? but the one question that none of them can answer , however , is why . why would i want to kill adam ? i 've acted irrationally before in my life , and i 've been compelled to do some horrible things . but that was a long time ago . not now , and not that night . do i appear insane to you , mr. willis ? a.d.a . willis : no , ma'am . annie : and yet i am ... insanely in love with this man . adam : heh heh heh ! she has proven that to me . and i feel the same about her . a.d.a . willis : there is another theory , of course -- that you might 've realized you 'd get more out of the deal if you married adam chandler instead of killing him . but that 's just people talking . you have your dinner to get to . i thank you both for your time . i 'll most likely be in touch soon . adam : yes . annie : did you mean that ? that you love me , too ? adam : i meant every single word . annie : but you 've had so many loves . am i just another on that list ? adam : no . you are the end of that list . because you 're the woman i want to spend the rest of my life with . i think maybe the soft - shell crabs are getting cold . yeah . then again , well , they might have had time to get the champagne nice and cold by now . so maybe i should take a nice cold bottle of that champagne and go up to the bedroom . annie : i think that 's a lovely idea . why do n't i put these soft - shells on ice , and i will meet you up there . adam : yes . yes , yes , yes . ah -- oh . i did tell you one lie . annie : you did ? adam : the canapés -- they were dreadful . ooh ! ha ha ha ha ! [ scene_break ] scott : the wrong man died that night . it was supposed to be adam and not my dad . nobody even talks about that anymore . my father lived and died in adam 's shadow . marissa : no . no . not in your eyes . i heard the way you talked about him at the funeral . to you , he was a giant compared to adam . and is n't that what mattered to stuart ? that the people he loved loved him for who he was ? scott : i just do n't want him to be forgotten . whoever is responsible for this , i hope you uncover the truth . i do . just do n't let people forget who this is really all about . [ scene_break ] liza : i just wish i could stay with you all day long , huh ? all day . hey , you want to come to court with me ? yeah ? i 'm telling you , one look in those big eyes , big , beautiful eyes of yours , it 'd be all over . it would . the jury would take a look at you -- forget about it . hmm . [ stuart fusses ] liza : oh , baby . yeah , i know . i know . oh , these eyes of yours . yeah , they 're not too david and they 're not too amanda . yeah . you are safe , baby . you 're safe . all mine . oh . and i promise i 'm gon na do it right this time . yes . [ knock on door ] liza : hmm . who 's that , huh ? who 's that ? oh . uh , hello , erica . erica : i know what you 're up to , and you are not going to get away with it . [ scene_break ] ryan : you once believed that kendall was guilty , zach . you were willing to spend your life in prison for her . that sounds a lot like a man who 's very convinced . zach : well , she talked to me . i listened to her , saw that look in her eyes ... ryan : and i saw the look in my daughter 's eyes . zach : well , annie put that look in her eyes , and i 'm gon na talk to emma . ryan : no , no , you 're not gon na talk to my daughter . we 're leaving my daughter out of this . you are not messing with her head . zach : if we can convince a jury that annie did this to emma , not only is kendall off the hook , but we can go after annie . ryan : we leave emma out of this . zach : if emma says anything to anybody , it 's over . kendall 's done . ryan : she wo n't say anything to anyone . she said to me , that 's it . zach : she must 've said something to somebody else because north would not put his reputation on the line ! not for this ! get emma out of town . get her out of town tonight . ryan : or what ? [ scene_break ] liza : then why is it that i once again feel like i 've walked right into the middle of an erica kane production ? what tragedy am i responsible for this time ? erica : i am looking at the tragedy that you are responsible for . and i am hoping that there is n't gon na be any further tragedy . i want you to leave my daughter out of your path of destruction . liza : oh , ok . so this is about me representing kendall , being her attorney ? erica : you bet it is . what you 're doing is you 're trying to sabotage her case from the inside . you 're trying to guarantee that she gets a guilty verdict and a really long prison sentence . liza : you 're right , because that would look so impressive on my legal resume . erica : well , this may come as a huge surprise to you , liza , but i could n't care less about your legal resume . the only thing i care about is that you slept with my daughter 's husband , and now you 're trying to get zach all for yourself -- by setting up kendall . liza : ok , you got me . you got me , erica . you 're right . i went to law school specifically so i could imprison wives and steal their husband . erica : i could n't care less why you went to law school . you 're just a spoiled brat , liza , and you always were . you need to find somebody else to play daddy to your baby , because my daughter 's husband , zach , is off the market . [ scene_break ] kendall : what did you find out ? zach , did you talk to emma ? zach : emma . emma says she saw you kill stuart . kendall : what ? that -- that 's crazy . you do n't believe her , do you ? zach : ryan does . kendall : well , i do n't care what ryan believes . emma is only saying this to keep her mom out of trouble . i mean , clearly annie just put these ideas in her head , probably the night of the murder . zach : yeah . i threw out the same thing . ryan is convinced that emma believes every word she says . kendall : you believe it , too , do n't you ? you think i killed stuart after all . [ scene_break ] [ telephone rings ] annie : chandler residence . emma : mommy ? annie : emma ? hi ! hi , my sweetheart . it 's so good to hear your voice . are you all right ? emma : daddy does n't believe me . annie : about what ? emma : i saw -- annie : emma ? sweetheart , what ? what did you see ? ryan : hey , sweets . who you talking to ? annie : emma ? talk to me . ryan : is that your mom ? annie : emma ? tell me . tell me what you saw . [ scene_break ] amanda : it 's him . that 's my baby . | amanda overhears jake on the phone ( with liza ) and he tells her that he had switched the d.n.a . 's so that david would n't catch on . amanda accuses jake of lying to her about where her baby is . jake continues to explain to amanda where her baby really is and offers to take amanda there . marissa visits liza and is hired as liza 's law clerk . at the yacht club , mr. lewis approaches erica and promises that he will help to clear kendall . annie , busily , prepares a romantic dinner for adam . annie lets scott sample her canapes . j.r. walks in on them . zach lets kendall know that emma had told ryan that she had seen kendall shoot stuart . emma tells ryan , once again , that she had seen kendall shoot stuart . erica sees adam at the bar and causes a stir which makes adam join erica and mr. lewis . adam lets erica know that jack had withdrawn as kendall 's lawyer . j.r. looks at an album of adam 's past wives and accuses annie of wanting to be his next wife . zach visits ryan to discuss emma . ryan lets zach know that emma had seen kendall shoot stuart . |
angie : so far , the experimental triazole meds have not worked as i hoped they would . bouts of vision loss are still occurring . there 's also been decreased acuity in low light . and i 'm tired . i am just so tired . sorry . fatigue . it 's unclear if it 's related to the infection or if it 's emotional . [ door opening ] angie : hey . jesse : hey , baby . how you doing ? what the hell is that lamp doing out here ? angie : uh , doctors with bad penmanship . jesse : ha ha . angie : and my favorite suit . have a hot date somewhere ? jesse : uh , yeah . with our mayor . angie : ah -- jesse : i got to end this suspension thing , get back to work , get back on that hayward investigation , you know ? angie : well , it 's been really nice having you around . finally have my dream closet . jesse : would n't you rather have hayward locked up ? angie : no contest . jesse : no contest . [ kiss ] angie : and i will thank you properly later . jesse : oh , yes , you will . angie : ha ha . all right , go ahead and get changed . jesse : oh , wow . i almost forgot about this . bam . angie : my family bible . jesse : yeah . i found it at the back of the closet . angie : when did i start losing sight of what 's important ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : ahem . annie : [ scoffs ] you do n't have to avoid me , you know ? j.r. : yeah , well , a little distance would n't hurt . annie : huh . j.r. : what is that ? urgent press release ? annie : bigger . [ whistles ] hi . scott : hi . annie : hi . scott : annie tell you about the special assignment i gave her ? j.r. : no . no way is this happening . [ scene_break ] marissa : hey . david : hey . huh . well , it looks like someone 's gearing up for the bar exam . marissa : yeah . god , someone really needs to add some more hours to the day . i just -- i ca n't get it all done . you know , with studying for the bar and then everything that 's going on at the house , i 'm just a little scattered . david : has j.r. been treating you ok ? marissa : yeah , he 's fine . but scott hired annie to be the new head of pr at chandler . now she and j.r. will be working together . any new advice ? david : uh , what seems to be the problem ? marissa : uh , if you have someplace else that you would rather be -- i wo n't be insulted , trust me . david : no , no . i 'm sorry . it 's just that i 'm trying to reach greenlee , and she 's not picking up her phone . marissa : oh . david : look , let me just -- let me try her one more time , ok ? marissa : ok . [ scene_break ] madison : i ca n't believe how many people were at that cocktail -- ryan : i know , but free food brings out the vultures . madison : yes , it does . ryan : hey , do you know what i did with the key card by any chance ? madison : i do n't know . [ indistinct ] ryan : uh , yeah . [ conversation continues indistinctly ] [ scene_break ] david : went right to voicemail . marissa : oh , well , she probably just turned it off . david : yeah . yeah , well , that 's been happening a lot lately . [ scene_break ] ryan : why are these things so hard to find ? madison : because they 're flat and they do n't jingle . whatever happened to regular keys anyway ? ryan : people stopped turning them in . then , surprise , surprise , you come into your room , and you find out somebody 's been looking through your stuff . i got an idea . i say we take in one of those shows you were talking about . madison : really ? ryan : yes . your choice . madison : oh ! ryan : i take that 's a yes . madison : that is most definitely a yes . you do n't have to , though , you know . ryan : yeah , i kind of do have to . i mean , i got to step up my game a little bit . all those guys checking you out at the cocktail party . madison : it was a business event with a bunch of ad men . ryan : yeah . you know what they say about those guys . truthfully ? i kind of like making them all jealous . madison : wish i could say the same . the woman from younger , dallas , and grant ? ryan : ha ha . madison : she needed a bib after talking to you . ryan : that was one woman compared to 35 guys -- madison : 35 , please . ryan : ok , there was 37 . i counted . i had to count in case , you know , a fight broke out . madison : would you stop ? ryan : i 'm serious . that dress , it 's just a lot to take for an average man . madison : you like ? ryan : yeah -- very much . [ scene_break ] david : uh , just do me a favor . if you see my wife , just let her know i 'm trying to reach her . thank you . marissa : is everything ok with greenlee ? david : yeah , she just had a little too much to drink . she 's probably just sleeping it off . marissa : do you think she went somewhere ? david : i just want to talk to her , that 's all . marissa : go home , check on her . david : huh . yeah , if i do that , she 'll think i do n't trust her . so how does this situation , this threat to your marriage -- how does it make you feel ? marissa : honestly ? insecure , anxious . my husband cheated on me , and i 'm still with him . some days i just feel so humiliated . david : if anyone should feel humiliated it 's j.r. for putting you in this position . i mean , you nursed him back to health , you fought his battles , you stood by him , and this is how he repays you ? do n't ever feel anxious for standing up for what 's yours , and do n't let anyone outside your marriage tear it down . marissa : you almost sound like you 're rooting for me and j.r . david : you 're aware that most of the people in this town are whispering in greenlee 's ear about how horrible i am . well , it 's bound to have an effect . that 's why i 'm fighting for what 's mine . and if you want j.r. , sweetheart , you fight , too , relentlessly , tirelessly , unapologetically . do n't ever let anyone stand in the way of what 's yours . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you have no idea what you 're doing . having annie head up the pr department is one thing , but this , this is out of her league . annie : wow , thank you for the vote of confidence , j.r . scott : yeah . tucker 's used our outsourcing subsidiary before . all annie has to do is get him to re - sign another year -- j.r. : scott , our subsidiary oversees an entire department . there has to be someone who 's more suitable than annie . scott : no . this is annie 's assignment . i already made the call . j.r. : i 've dealt with tucker before personally , and you have not . this is the wrong assignment for annie . annie : i can do this , j.r . j.r. : tucker requires special handling . annie : i can handle any guy you throw at me . [ scene_break ] jesse : how do i look ? angie : oh , quite impressive . and the suit looks good , too . jesse : ha ha . sweet talker . that 's why i married you , you know ? angie : so , let 's hear what you 're gon na say to mayor blanco . jesse : ah . all right . listen up , you battle ax , you know damn well that i am the best police chief that this town has ever had and it is a waste of this town 's resources to sit me on the sidelines while you punish me for some stupid -- whatever -- i , you know , the battle ax , you know , actually that was cleaned up . angie : you do n't know what you 're gon na say , do you ? jesse : no , i do n't know what i 'm gon na say . you plan , i do . i do n't know . that 's why we work so well together . angie : yeah , but i think off the cuff in this situation might not be the way to go . i mean , she 's going to try to rattle you . jesse : well , you know as well as i do , i do n't rattle . angie : ha . jesse : baby , could you pick out a tie for me ? angie : oh , baby , you do n't need me to do that . jesse : come on . you would know much better than i would what 's going to impress our woman mayor . angie : all right . jesse : all right . thank you . jesse : oh , hey , remember , i 've got a reputation to protect , so think -- honorable , proud . you know . ha ha ! yeah . yeah , that ai n't gon na work , baby . come on . you serious ? let -- angie : ahh , well , you know the reason i picked these clown ties is , because i decided that you do n't need a tie , because you could n't be less of a clown . you 're just too doggone fabulous . jesse : well , doggone it . all right , let 's go , mrs. fabulous . i 'm gon na need you to ride along with me , so i can practice what i 'm going to say to our mayor , all right ? angie : well , you know what ? you got to be careful now , because that sounds almost like planning . jesse : stop it . come on . oh . sorry , baby . ha ha . my bad . you drive , all right ? i 'll meet you down in the car . [ door opens ] jesse : hey , baby , come on , what 's the holdup ? we got to get a move on . this man does not like to be kept waiting . angie : you know what ? i was just thinking . you hate riding with me . jesse : no , i do n't . angie : yes , you do . i mean , every time i 'm behind the wheel , you say , `` turtle driving . `` jesse : ha . all right , every time i 'm behind the wheel , you say , `` slow down , indy 500 . `` angie : yeah , well , you know the detour on 54th ? i am directionally challenged . jesse : you got a point . on second thought , i 'll drive . angie : all right . oh . i think i 'll bring along a little faith . jesse : right on . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you want annie to know the business better , that 's great . but give her just a few small successes before she deals with a big fish like tucker . scott : hey , she 's ready for this , ok ? now drop it . you do n't see me second- guessing every call you make . j.r. : all right , do me a favor , tell scott that you ca n't do this . annie : what is your problem ? i am not gon na blow this . j.r. : you have no idea what you 're getting into with tuck . annie : stop it . stop it . this is not about business . this is about what 's been going on between us . and i have been fighting it just as hard as you have , but i really , really thought that you understood how important it is to me to be working for this family company . god , i honestly want to contribute . so what are you doing ? are you looking for a reason to hate me ? are you looking for a way to push me away ? [ door opens ] marissa : what 's going on ? j.r. : nothing . well , let me rephrase that . scott 's sending annie to do some negotiating for the company . good luck . marissa : she seemed pretty upset over nothing . j.r. : scott made the decision without consulting me first . but i 'm over it . marissa : forget about her . she does n't matter , right ? j.r. : right . [ scene_break ] [ applause ] jesse : all right , all right , simmer down . i 'm not back yet , ok . save the love for my real return . angie : oh , let 's let 'em clap . you deserve it . jesse : i got to tell you , though . i did n't realize how much i missed this place until i walked through those doors . angie : all right , well , listen , do n't blow it by jumping in before the mayor signs off , ok ? jesse : hey , i 'm not stupid . that 's why i brought you along , make sure i do n't blow it . angie : well , you 'll be back . this is your home . jesse : just like the hospital is your home , right ? the thought of losing it is just -- just -- angie : yeah , i -- i do n't know . i do n't know what i would do if i could n't be a doctor . jesse : well , that place is in your blood just like this place is in my blood , and nothing or nobody could ever take that away from us , you hear me ? angie : well , in a few hours , you will be back at this desk , giving orders 'cause i can feel it . jesse : ho ! look what just crawled up from the crypt . time to spread the misery ? david : only if i 'm lucky . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone rings ] ryan : ignore it . ignore it . please . madison : what if it 's someone from the meeting ? ryan : no . just forget about it . madison : it could be important . ryan : they 're fine . no , they 're not important . madison : well , i 'm getting it . ryan : please do n't . ok , go . ok , fine . ha . madison : hello . [ ryan sighs ] madison : oh , this is she . ryan : oh , boy . ok . i 'll be right back , ok ? mmm . ah . madison : thank you . that 's the front desk . our other room 's ready . ryan : ah . madison : i 'll go get the key . ryan : you do n't mind ? madison : no , not at all . ryan : ok . hurry back , all right ? madison : i will . ryan : ok . [ door closes ] ryan : come on out , greenlee . i know you are in there . please come out . [ scene_break ] scott : hey , hey , hey . do n't be nervous . ok ? i have seen you in action , and you 'll be great . annie : thank you . you have no idea how much it means to have you on my side . scott : do n't let j.r. get to you , ok ? annie : who cares if j.r. approves ? scott : you do . i know it bothers you . annie : this is something i 've been dealing with my entire life -- always feeling like i do n't measure up . trust me , i 'm used to it by now . scott : well , that ends now . and if he does anything to upset you , you tell me , and i 'll take care of it . annie : you 're so wonderful to me . oh . ah . scott : come on . you got a meeting to get to , ok ? and there 's a contract waiting to be signed . annie : yes , it is . i will make you proud . scott : i know you will . we 'll celebrate your win when you get back , ok ? annie : ok . you got it . marissa : god , i could n't get any studying done at krystal 's . hey , maybe you could help me with some sample bar questions . j.r. : oh -- marissa : i 'll go get my book . j.r. : perkins . no . i told him i was gon na meet him down at the office , go over the milford account . marissa : oh . ca n't it wait ? this is really important to me . j.r. : i know . i know . i 'm so sorry . look , i 'll help you , i promise . i just have to take care of this first , you know . sorry . marissa : mm . [ scene_break ] david : [ whistling ] ah . angie : you need serious psychiatric help . david : my good friend the mayor called . she asked if i 'd be willing to attend this meeting since i 'm the one your hubby 's been unjustly persecuting . jesse : there 's nothing unjust about it . david : mm . might not want to open with that . you really should be begging for your job back . angie : you know what ? you are a sad , empty , pathetic shell of a man ! do you know that ? you are attacking jesse and me , why ? because we 're happy ? well , maybe if you were n't such a selfish ass , you 'd know a little bit about that . david : ok , you know something ? i do know happiness , all right ? in fact , i 'd be happy right now if i were in the hospital performing open heart surgery , but someone stole my career . angie : you know what -- jesse : you know what ? you know what ? let 's just chill , ok ? like this , we 're just giving him exactly what he wants . angie : you 're right . you 're right . i mean , just being around him makes me so angry . jesse : listen , you go home , all right ? let me handle this . [ keys jingle ] jesse : i 'll have somebody drive me home . angie : you know what ? i am too angry to get behind the wheel , ok ? i think i 'll just walk . all right , sweetie , you use your charm and win iris over , ok ? jesse : take care . david : see you tomorrow , angie . we may need to have a sit - down to implement those new rounds of budget cuts . jesse : what are you doing ? you need to leave . nobody wants you here . david : you know , it 's funny you would say that . apparently no one wants you here either . i guess you did n't get the latest text from iris . she had to cancel . so it looks like you 're still on suspension . i hope angie and frankie have been saving up , because they might be joining you . jesse : you need to leave my wife and my son alone . you thought it was tough when i was chief ? there 's no telling what i might do once i do n't have a badge holding me back . [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm surprised you did n't bring your sidekick with you . what happened to david ? did he turn into vapor and slide out under the door ? greenlee : how did you know i was in the bathroom ? ryan : ha . i think you call it your signature fragrance . greenlee : you still remember my perfume . ryan : why are you here ? greenlee : why is any of us here ? metaphysically speaking . ryan : you were supposed to be sleeping off your buzz , greenlee . greenlee : i was n't tired . ryan : i had to drive you home because you got plastered at krystal 's . greenlee : look , i needed to talk to you , and you were n't here , and a bellhop was passing by , and he let me in so i could leave you a note . ryan : well , you could have sent me an e - mail . greenlee : well , i came here for the advertising campaign . i thought it would be easier if i just stopped by , but before i could put pen to paper , you and madison showed up . the -- mauling started . i did n't want to embarrass you . ryan : you still have n't told me what you need to talk about . greenlee : right . oh , i forgot . you know , david paying off the sec agent so he stays out of prison , are you going to the cops ? ryan : are you serious ? that 's why you 're here ? greenlee : why are you surprised ? i love my husband . ryan : i already told you , greenlee , this is your mess . i 'm out of it . i 'm done . greenlee : i just had to make sure . ryan : ok , now that story time is over , you want to tell me why you 're really here ? so go ahead and spill it , greenlee , 'cause i do n't have time for 20 questions . greenlee : fine . uh , let 's just say today was n't one of my better days . i was just gon na have a drink . it went down easy . and the next thing you know , i was falling , and you were catching me . and you could have just left me at the bar or called a cab , but you did n't . you did n't palm me off onto someone else . you took care of me even though i did n't deserve it . so i thought you deserved more than just an e - mail . you deserved a personal thank you , so -- thank you . ryan : look , maybe i should walk you back to your room . greenlee : i can find my way . ryan : well , if you need anything -- greenlee : i know . just for the record , that sloppy babbling boozer at the bar , that 's not me . ryan : really ? so should i just forget everything you said , or was there something in particular that you accidentally let slip ? greenlee : sometimes in the morning before i open my eyes , i forget what 's happened this past year . i expect to open them and see you next to me . the last thing i remember was playing with my seatbelt , and everything kind of goes fuzzy after that . did i say something ? what ? ryan : ah , it 's nothing . it 's just that you have n't said one word of truth since you 've been here . greenlee : really ? well , if you know so much , ryan , then you tell me -- why am i here ? [ door opens ] [ scene_break ] david : this may come as a big surprise to you , but i 'm not spending every waking minute trying to figure out new ways to torture you and your family . jesse : you know , it must be tough squeezing us in between crashing planes and committing fraud . david : well , people do all sorts of things out of love . jesse : so is that a confession to bringing erica 's plane down ? david : no , it 's just an admission that i love my wife , same as you with yours . jesse : do n't flatter yourself . we are nothing alike . david : ha ha . you know something ? you are absolutely right , and that 's why you are never going to win because to beat me , you 're gon na have to play by my rules . jesse : i have dealt with much worse than you to protect my family . david : well , good , good . well , then good . come after me , jesse . 'cause when we 're done , your family wo n't even know who you are . jesse : you know what , it would be worth it to save my wife and my family from the likes of you . david : ah . [ scene_break ] singer : since the night we met angie 's voice : god , i have not been the most disciplined of your followers recently . but you have always carried me whenever i 've needed you . the strength you 've given me even in my darkest moments . i never would have made it to the other side without you next to me . but this -- my vision . why me ? why was i chosen ? i 'm a healer . through my hands , my eyes , i do your work . how can i help anyone if i ca n't see ? have i somehow taken for granted the gifts you 've given me ? is this a test , some message i 'm not getting ? i want to understand this . please , please help me hear what you 're trying to say . singer : but i remember laughing when nobody was looking oh , i did [ scene_break ] marissa : ah . great . just great . ahh -- scott : ok . ok . more studying for the bar ? marissa : it 's just so much . i do n't even know where to begin . [ cell phone rings ] marissa : hello . are you sure it 's my turn to pick them up ? no . it 's just -- i 'm studying for the bar , and the test is next week , and i 'm just not even close to being -- ah -- ok . that 's fine . i will drive them tomorrow . thank you . thank you so much . ok , bye . scott : maybe j.r. can handle the driving duties tomorrow . marissa : yeah . j.r. is busy . he 's always busy . scott : i 'm worried about you . marissa : do n't be . i 'm perfect . ask anyone . i 'm the perfect student , the perfect mother , the perfect wife ! [ scene_break ] annie : it takes months to start a new project from scratch , so why not take advantage of our wealth of talent and experience . tucker : well , you 've been very persuasive , but something is still missing . annie : well , we are fully capable of satisfying all of your -- all of your business needs . tucker : is that a personal guarantee ? annie , i need to know that i can depend on you to do absolutely everything to make me happy . annie : well , chandler really wants to close this deal , so i am willing to facilitate any way i can . will you excuse me for one second ? excuse me . thank you . what the hell are you doing here ? j.r. : looking at a menu . annie : you really have absolutely no faith that i could have closed this deal by myself . j.r. : this has nothing to do with your business abilities . annie : god , i am not some worthless mercy hire scott just inflicted on chandler . j.r. : no , you 're not worthless . if i thought that , i would n't be here . i am not here to hurt you . annie : no , you 're here to check up on me . j.r. : this is not about you negotiating a contract for chandler . annie : that deal was seconds away from being wrapped up ! j.r. : no , it was n't . not by a long shot . annie : why , 'cause you think i 'm some empty - headed bimbo ? watch me . i will have that deal signed , sealed , and delivered by tonight . j.r. : annie . annie ! just wait . come here . annie : argh . hey , so , we ready to get this thing signed and done ? tucker : definitely . annie : all right . tucker : but i seem to have left some of my paperwork back in my room . would you care to join me ? annie : uh , sure . no problem . all right . [ scene_break ] marissa : god , that was stupid . god , even a.j . knows that tantrums do n't solve anything . i guess i 'm just a little stressed . scott : how can i help ? marissa : i 'd be happy if you did n't make things any worse than they already are -- now that annie is working at chandler . scott : annie is with me . not j.r . marissa : do n't pretend that you have n't seen what 's going on between them . scott : it 's not real . what you have with j.r. is . marissa : i 'm trying to believe that . but annie just wo n't let go . scott : no , you 're wrong . marissa , you 're wrong . she 's finally happy . there is no reason for her to go anywhere else . marissa : you do n't get it . we have to be proactive about this . we have to fight for what is ours and do whatever it takes . scott : what happened that has you so keyed up about this ? marissa : david was talking to me about his marriage -- scott : oh , my -- marissa : and it made me see what i need to do to save mine . scott : you 're not actually taking advice from that man , are you ? marissa : ah -- [ scene_break ] david : looking for someone to help you with your problems ? well , god only helps those who know how to help themselves . angie : you have made life miserable for me , my family . you do n't question my faith . because believing in a reason for all this -- david : the reason for all of what ? angie : you . you . i am struggling to help people , make this community a better place , and you are fighting me every step of the way . when did saving someone 's life come with a price tag ? david : unfortunately treating patients does cost money . you want to work for free , angie ? fine . give up your paycheck . or better yet , join a commune . angie : every -- every day is another confrontation with you , and i am sick of it ! it is a battle just to get out of bed these days . i never know what 's gon na be thrown at me next , and i am fighting this pretty much on my own , so if i have to turn to him for support , i will , and if you do n't get it , i feel sorry for you . david : always an adventure , angie . [ scene_break ] madison : i did n't know that you were gon na be in new york . ryan : no , neither did i . greenlee : well , i thought that i should check out the convention personally . i felt fusion needed more of a presence than just an assistant . no offense . madison : non taken . ryan : i guess you just felt the need to say hi . greenlee : hi . madison : oh , well , we were gon na take in a show . do you want to come ? ryan : no , no , no . she ca n't come because she has another commitment . greenlee : you know how it is ? there 's always something . madison : yes , there is . ryan : yeah . so if there 's nothing else then -- greenlee : i think i 'm done . [ scene_break ] annie : you will not regret signing with chandler , tucker . tucker : i 'm sure it will be beneficial to both of us . annie : well , if you 'll just get your paperwork , i will be on my way . tucker : but we have n't finished our discussion yet . there are still a few details we need to work out . annie : such as ? tucker : perks . annie : you know what ? perhaps we 'd feel more comfortable finishing this conversation downstairs . tucker : i can make you feel very relaxed right here . annie : look , i am here for business , that 's all . tucker : no one thinks you can talk business , annie . the only reason chandler sent you here was to close the deal . [ scene_break ] greenlee : enjoy the rest of your trip . ryan : yes , we will . madison : see you . greenlee : ca n't wait . [ door closes ] madison : awkward . ryan : yeah , that 's one word for it . madison : you do n't really want to go see this show , do you ? [ scene_break ] greenlee over voicemail : you 're reached greenlee hayward . leave a message . [ scene_break ] jesse : angela ! angie : ah ! teen : oh , sorry , lady ! [ car horn honking ] [ scene_break ] marissa : you know , what david said made a lot of sense . why should n't i fight for my family ? scott : i 'm not saying that . you should . you should . but not the david hayward way . look at me . you do n't have to play the same kind of sick mind games that he does . marissa : ok , yes , i know that his methods are a little off , but he knows how to get things done . i 'm not just gon na sit back and wait for things to suddenly get better . i want my family back to the way it was , and i 'm going to do whatever is necessary to make that happen . feel free to warn annie . [ scene_break ] annie : i am not part of the package . tucker : oh , playing hard to get . yes , i like that . annie : do n't touch me . get your hands off me ! oh ! get your hands off me ! get off me ! | greenlee hides in ryan 's room and listens as madison and ryan almost make love but they are interrupted by a call from the front desk saying their second room is ready . madison goes to get the key and ryan knows greenlee is in the bathroom because he smelled her perfume . greenlee does n't want to reveal to ryan how hurt she is by what almost happened between him and madison so she tells him she came all the way to new york to thank him for driving her home when she was drunk . madison comes back to ryan 's room and greenlee tells her that she wanted to come to the convention herself , because it was too important to fusion for it to be left to just an assistant . once greenlee is gone , madison and ryan start to make love again while greenlee wipes away a few tears as she stands outside the door of ryan 's hotel room . |
[ previously_on ] greenlee : oh ! man : i 'm so sorry , miss . are you all right ? miss ? simone : adios , amiga . maggie : let me out right now . kendall : you 're inviting me to your wedding ? erica : i 'm asking you to be part of it . [ scene_break ] kendall : oh , this is beautiful . it is stunning . this is definitely the best work olaf has ever done . amazing . erica : well , look at that design over there . kendall : this one ? is this -- erica : your dress for the wedding . kendall : oh , my god . erica , this is beautiful . this is stunning . erica : you like it ? kendall : i love it ! erica : well , if there 's something you do n't like , we still have time . kendall : oh , no , no , no , no , no , i love it . i love it , and you chose it . it 's perfect . erica : it 's actually more than i can say for mine . you know , i -- i 'm having second thoughts about -- about the bodice . [ doorbell rings ] kendall : oh . i can get that . erica : thank you , thank you . myrtle : oh , kendall . kendall : myrtle , come in . erica : oh , myrtle , good . i need a second pair of eyes . i need you to look at this . i mean , this morning i thought it was perfect -- myrtle : please -- erica : and now i think that the bodice -- myrtle : i ca n't talk about that now . erica : oh . ok , sure . well , what is it ? myrtle : can we do this in private ? erica : oh , of course , yes . linda , would you excuse us for just a moment ? linda : i 'm finished here . i 'll just let myself out . erica : i see . all right . well , thank you . please have olaf call me . thanks . myrtle : darling , i hate to worry you , but i can not keep this inside myself a minute longer . erica : well , what is it , myrtle ? is it bianca ? myrtle : yeah , bianca . i think she 's in bad trouble . [ scene_break ] lena : hi . i 'm here to see bianca . simone : oh , she 's not here . lena : no ? simone : no , she left just a few minutes ago . lena : oh , i guess that 's good . from what myrtle has been telling me , she 's been locked up in her room for days . so , where did she go , to the office ? simone : i 'm sorry . i think she left for good . [ scene_break ] man : are you all right ? greenlee : yes . oh , yes . man : all is well , then . i 'll let you go . greenlee : yes . yes , you can -- ow , ow ! oh ! ah , ah -- my ankle -- i think i twisted it . man : sit down . greenlee : ow . ah . man : let 's take a look , please . does n't look too bad . greenlee : mmm . uh , uh , uh . man : well , i feel responsible . let me take care of you . greenlee : you know , if this was two or three months later and you were in this position , i 'd be tempted to say yes . man : i was n't planning on proposing marriage today , but it could help to avoid a lawsuit . greenlee : i was kidding about a marriage proposal , but a lawsuit sounds promising . man : let me get some ice for your foot . greenlee : oh , please , do n't -- do n't bother . i 'll be all right . man : no , i must . the jury will be impressed . greenlee : got to hand it to you , simone . your fake foot injury actually works . man : here we are . which foot is it ? greenlee : the one without a shoe . man : ah . better ? greenlee : much . man : i took the liberty of ordering us something to drink . greenlee : you do n't have to do that . man : it 's why i came here . i ordered some ice cold lemonade . greenlee : oh , could you tell them not to put too much sugar in mine ? i hate it sweet . man : me , too . i like it tart . greenlee : hey . man : i 'm trying to keep you from thinking about the pain in your ankle . greenlee : oh , well , you 're doing a good job . it 's working . maybe you 're used to women falling on the floor the minute they see you . man : hardly . besides , you look like a woman who does n't fall easily . greenlee : that 's the plan . man : plan ? greenlee : three seconds before i met you , i swore off men . man : i 'm very sorry to hear that . greenlee : nothing personal . man : no , i understand . it 's probably a good plan . greenlee : you think so ? man : i can tell you have suffered something lately , an injustice . greenlee : that 's right . i have -- an injustice . man : and you had your heart broken , too , have n't you ? greenlee : thank you . lemonade , no sugar , right ? [ greenlee laughs ] man : no sugar . greenlee : hmm . man : salud . greenlee : salud . [ scene_break ] lena : she had a suitcase ? how long ago did she leave ? simone : just a little while ago . lena : did she say anything , like -- like where she was going or why ? how did she seem to you ? simone : oh , she -- carlos : she did n't say a word . she just -- she just left . lena : oh . there must be a reasonable explanation for this . carlos : do you want us to help you find her ? simone : oh , yeah . lena : no . no , thank you . i think i know what happened . thank you . simone : ok . gosh , that 's sad . lena just got out of jail , and i bet after all the mistakes and all the misunderstandings , she was really hoping for a nice , sweet , happy ending . carlos : ha . there 's no such thing . simone : do n't tell me that . carlos : i mean , from my experience , and i think yours , things do n't work out . simone : yes , but , i mean , are you saying , like , not ever ? i mean , i 'm all for , you know , serial monogamy , i mean , but there 's got to be a point . i mean , eventually , there has to be the one waiting for us . carlos : you know , if you -- if you 're looking for reassurance , i 'm not the guy to turn to . not today . simone : carlos , there 's nothing sweeter to me than , you know , to start something up with you , but the next best thing would be for me to see you and greenlee back together because it 's obvious that 's what you both want . carlos : no , no , look , what i want -- what people want and what 's possible -- it 's just never the same . simone : but why ? i mean , greenlee -- i mean , she 's a great person in her own way , you know ? i mean , yes , she can be selfish and can lie , but she never lies about , you know , the real important things . carlos : dios mio , simone . now you 're trying to sell me greenlee ? simone : come on . we ca n't blame her for her flaws . they 're genetic . i mean , you know her grandmother 's family dates back to the , you know -- marie antoinette or something . carlos : i mean , ok , look , i do n't want you to lose hope , i mean , for yourself or for somebody else , but , i mean , me and greenlee ? it 's just not going to happen . simone : i do n't believe that . carlos : well , believe it , because the right person wo n't expect me to be someone i do n't want to be . simone : and that lets greenlee out ? carlos : let 's not talk about this anymore . simone : that 's fine . i 'll shut up , and if you 're really ready to move on with someone who 's more compatible , then i guess you know whose name to put on the top of your list . carlos : yeah . maggie : you are a miserable worm . simone : oh , my god , do not touch me with that thing . carlos : maggie , what happened ? maggie : i do n't know . why do n't you ask her ? why do n't you ask what that psycho woman did to me ? simone : i have no idea what you 're talking about . maggie : she locked me in the ladies ' room at s.o.s . i was trapped in one of the stalls . simone : oh , that . carlos : simone , why did you do that ? maggie : oh , i do n't know . probably because she wants you all to herself , and i guess it worked because you 're here . i mean , i thought we had a date . carlos : she said you went off to go meet henry somewhere . maggie : you are such a liar . simone : oh . maggie : why would i do something like that ? we had a date . carlos : we 'll make another one . i just figured you wanted to go see henry . maggie : no , no , i do n't . if i never see henry again , it 'll be too soon . huh . [ scene_break ] erica : well , myrtle , what 's wrong ? does n't bianca feel well ? myrtle : no , no , no , she 's not ill , not -- not physically , anyway . erica : well , then , what is it ? myrtle : well -- kendall : oh , i -- i guess i should -- i should go . erica : oh , no , no . not -- not at all . myrtle : yeah , come on . that 's good . i think she needs as many family people around her as she possibly can at this moment . erica : why do you say that ? myrtle : well , darling , i do n't want to worry you , but you know how long i 've loved her and known her , and i -- erica : yes , myrtle , for heaven 's sakes , please , just tell me what it is . myrtle : i think bianca has stopped eating again . erica : oh , no . myrtle : yes . erica : no , no , no . myrtle : yes . erica : no , that ca n't be . no , she ca n't have done that again . no . that 's in the past . kendall : well , myrtle , why do you think bianca 's stopped eating ? myrtle : well , in the last three days , she has not touched one bite of anything i 've prepared for her . erica : well , maybe she 's eating out . myrtle : well , i would have thought so , but since she came to live in my house , we have breakfast together -- a nice little breakfast together , and every morning i pile her plate with a lot of food , and she knows exactly what i 'm doing , and she eats it all , because she understands it and she 's like a sweetheart . she does n't want to upset me . erica : hmm . myrtle : but for the last three days , i 've had to go upstairs , knock on her bedroom door , and her voice is so faint and so far away , it 's like listening to a -- a ghost . erica : no , myrtle , how could you say that ? myrtle : darling , i -- i -- darling , it 's just i 'm so upset about the thing . i mean -- you know , she -- she wo n't come out of her room . she wo n't leave her room . now , how is she going to feed herself ? erica : oh . please , god , do n't let this be . please , do n't let this be . kendall : ok , ok , you know what ? it does n't do any good to jump to any conclusions . now , i agree bianca 's been acting really weird lately , but that does n't mean an eating disorder . erica : no , it does n't . kendall : and she 's been under a lot of stress lately , and now that things are getting better , maybe that will pass , but i do agree we do have to get to the bottom of this . myrtle : i just hate talking behind her back like this . erica : no , no , no , no , you did the right thing , absolutely , and -- [ doorbell rings ] erica : and we have to respect her privacy -- lena : oh , erica . i was wondering if you knew about bianca . erica : no , i was just about to call you . have you seen her ? lena : no , i have n't . i was hoping maybe to find her here . erica : kendall , you said that you thought that she was acting strangely . what did she say to you , exactly ? kendall : well , she was determined to say nothing at all . erica : i see . of course not . because , really , why does she have to say anything ? it 's perfectly clear what 's causing her problems -- or , rather , who . lena : yes , i was just thinking the same thing . [ scene_break ] man : what i find most fascinating is that he is a sculptor but he also fixes air conditioners . [ greenlee chuckles ] greenlee : that 's what you find most fascinating ? you 're not taking my problems very seriously . man : and is it very serious ? greenlee : you said yourself you could tell i 'd had my heart broken . man : yes , but your hurt foot -- this is a performance art to impress me . greenlee : do i seem that shallow to you ? man : is depth what you 're going for ? greenlee : boy , you have your lines down , do n't you ? ahem . man : no . i do n't have lines . that requires preparation , rehearsal . i take life as it comes . greenlee : i did that , and look where it got me . man : do n't misunderstand me . i can tell you are a person who feels deeply . greenlee : you really can see that ? man : yes , but more than anything else , you are angry because you are often so completely misunderstood . greenlee : yes . totally misunderstood . it 's as if you 're inside my mind . man : hmm . that 's a frightening prospect -- [ greenlee chuckles ] man : which i hope to avoid at all cost . greenlee : oh ! i guess my feminine wiles are wasted . i should have just been honest , huh ? man : you have been honest , in your way . besides , i 'm having a great time . so , i 'm assuming you like art ? greenlee : art ? man : or was it air conditioning repair that held your interest ? [ greenlee chuckles ] greenlee : no , no , no . no , i like art . in fact , i 've been to all the famous museums , here and in europe . man : in other words , you are totally ignorant . that 's all right . i still want your opinion . greenlee : what about ? man : a statue i saw at a gallery in town . greenlee : hmm . man : can you walk ? never mind . you do n't have to . greenlee : wait . what are you -- my shoe -- my shoe ! [ greenlee giggles ] [ scene_break ] maggie : hey , listen , tia , you do n't have to leave because of me . tia : oh -- maggie : i 'm sorry . tia : it 's no biggie . it 's no -- listen , i 'm going to listen to this c.d . , and then we 'll talk later , ok ? henry : ok . we were just working . that 's all we were doing . maggie : i know -- it 's ok . it does n't matter . henry : are you trying to make me feel bad by pretending you do n't care ? maggie : how would you feel if i told you i was n't pretending ? simone : ah ! how many times do i have to apologize for this ? i mean , maggie is in one piece . all right , it 's not like i shipped her in a trunk to siberia , for crying out loud . yell at me , all right ? yell at me in spanish as much as you want -- [ carlos laughs ] simone : but i do n't -- carlos : i ca n't . i ca n't . simone : what , you 're not mad ? you think this is funny ? carlos : i 'm mad -- i 'm mad , but i think it 's so funny . it was a terrible thing to do , but , simone , you seriously are so twisted . i swear . simone : well , i 'm glad -- i mean , that you think it 's funny , because anyone that would n't think it was funny for a woman to lock another woman in the bathroom is seriously depressed . carlos : but it did n't do you any good . simone : well , i did n't know that then . carlos : well , do you know that now ? simone : yes . carlos : good . simone : yes . i know that you are not interested in me in any type of intimate relationship , not now , not for a couple of millennia . carlos : oh , come on , simone . you do n't want just sex . you know you do n't . i mean , and i 'm not up to anything serious about now . simone : yeah , ok . ok . a lovely rejection is still a rejection . carlos : are we clear , then ? simone : yes . you 're my comrade , you 're my co - worker , and better luck next time . carlos : thanks . you really are so -- simone : oh , yeah , yeah , yeah . carlos : i 'll see you soon . simone : ok . [ simone sighs ] simone : `` and , dear diary , he kissed me on the forehead , for he loves me like a brother . `` [ scene_break ] lena : myrtle , when we spoke this morning on the phone , did you know that bianca was moving out ? myrtle and erica : what ? kendall : what are you saying ? myrtle : what you talking about ? i -- i left her -- when i left her , she was upstairs in her room . lena : i 've just come back from there . some of your boarders told me she left this morning with a suitcase . erica : oh , no , no . this is much worse than we thought . i mean , where could she have gone ? i 'm going to call jack . he 's going to start a search . kendall : no -- no , wait , wait , erica . no , you ca n't do that . you ca n't do that . erica : of course i can . my child is in trouble . kendall : listen , erica , she 's a grown woman . yes , she 's in trouble , but she 's obviously dealing with it on her own . erica : oh , she 's dealing with it -- by packing her bags and leaving , by stopping eating ? lena : what ? she 's not eating ? erica : yes . for your information , the woman that you have been putting through hell for the past few months suffers from anorexia . lena : oh , that 's all over -- erica : no , i 'm afraid it 's not . it can be controlled , but it is never `` all over . `` and if she 's suffering from it again , i blame you . lena : erica , i have done nothing to hurt bianca . in fact , for the first time , we actually had a chance to be happy once and for all . erica : and she 's gone . lena : well , you 're the one who kept going on at her . you 're the one who kept controlling her and judging her . myrtle : lena -- lena : if she 's run away , you drove her to it . myrtle : you two have got to stop this . it 's doing no good . bianca is missing ! erica : what are we going to do ? myrtle : darling , i -- i agree with you . we should not bring the police in . we do n't have enough information , but we should start looking for bianca . kendall : you know what ? i 'll go look for her right now . there 's a million places she could be . erica : yes , that 's right . please do that , kendall . kendall : ok , and you know what ? you should stay here . stay here in case she calls or comes by . erica : of course . myrtle : darling , i 'll go to my house . i 'll see what the children have to say there . they might have more advanced information , and if i hear of anything at all , i 'll call you on the phone , ok ? erica : yes , please do that . please , thank you . myrtle : all right . erica : and do you know what ? she 's going to show up , i 'm sure . myrtle : i know she is . erica : yes . myrtle : i know . erica : lena , if anything has happened to bianca , i will hold you responsible for the rest of your life . lena : erica , right now , i 'm just as worried as you are . erica : oh , do n't you dare . do n't you dare compare your feelings for bianca to mine . lena : i 'm aware that you do n't understand my feelings for bianca , but i do n't care . quite frankly , neither does she . erica : oh , i have said everything i have to say to you . lena : good . now it 's my turn . listen , erica , whatever it is that 's troubling bianca , i did not cause it . erica : lena , you have been playing with bianca 's emotions since the day that you met her , and , yes , she 's a strong person , but how strong can a person be to withstand these months and months of humiliation and betrayal ? lena : erica , that 's all over with , and if i was n't confident that she had completely forgiven me , i would n't be here . i would have left . erica : but now she 's the one who 's gone . lena : something happened . erica : and you have no idea what ? lena : no . listen , we were in the middle of planning a trip together to europe . we 'd never been more hopeful , and then -- erica : and then what ? lena : then she spoke to you . erica , what did you say to her ? erica : oh -- no , i do not need to share my conversation with you . lena : no , you do n't , but you must know the power you have over your daughter . erica : power to make her stop eating ? power to make her pack her bags and run away ? lena : not on purpose , no -- erica : and what do you know about bianca and me , anyhow ? i almost died when she stopped eating . i would do anything for her , anything , even if that meant -- lena : allowing her to be with me ? erica : all this supposed love you have for bianca , what does this amount to , anyway ? lena : it means everything to me . i had hoped to make bianca feel the same way . erica : then why did n't she turn to you ? lena : i do n't know . erica : and even if you did n't cause her pain , why did n't you see it ? why could n't you see that she had stopped eating ? and why could n't you stop her from running away ? [ scene_break ] maggie : henry , you should be with whoever you want . henry : why are you being this way ? maggie : well , it 's not because you 're hanging out with some girl in your band . i just do n't think that we should be with each other , that 's all . henry : ok , i guess you 're right , but i keep wanting to go back to the way things were because it mattered to both of us . maggie : i just think too much has happened . henry : i screwed up . it was all me . maggie : it was not all you , and no matter what , it could never be like how it used to be , you know ? i mean , we ca n't look or think about each other the way that we used to , and i do n't want us to ever think badly of each other . henry : yeah , that 'd be the worst thing of all . so , what , we just let go ? maggie : i already have . i had to . [ door opens ] henry : i understand . [ door closes ] henry : i 'll see you . simone : well , that sounded more like `` i 'll see you never . `` maggie : yeah , simone , you 're right , but you know what ? this means i 'm going to be spending a lot more time with carlos . simone : really ? maggie : yeah , so you better back off . [ phone rings ] simone : could you just pause it right there ? yes ? yes , mia , i know about the new product shipment . no , i did tell you to review the new sexy man tapes . we can have 25 finalists . not all the work ! ok , you know what ? hold it . hold on . i will be right there . [ simone sighs ] simone : f.y.i . , ok -- i intend to give carlos plenty of space for the time being . he 's still smarting over greenlee . maggie : right . you really expect me to fall for that . simone : honey , fall or stay on the tree -- your choice . i 'm going to work . [ scene_break ] greenlee : whoa , whoa , whoa . whoa . what 's going on ? why bring me here ? man : you said that you liked art . greenlee : well , yeah , but could n't we look at it someplace else ? the guy i was seeing , he works here , and some of his art is on display . man : uh - huh . i know nothing about that , but it will not be a problem . greenlee : well , maybe not for you -- man : i 'm sorry . i just wanted to show you a piece i liked , but i can come back another time on my own . greenlee : no , no -- no , well , we 're here , right ? might as well take a look . man : hmm ? fine . come look . man : i find the owner . greenlee : ok . greenlee : oh , these are his . man : the sculptor - handyman made these ? primitive . greenlee : neanderthal . i mean , although they 're good . i 'm not saying that they 're not good . yeah , i used to look at these and thought i could see the real -- his real self , but now i do n't even know . i do n't even know if he -- man : this is the one . look . what do you think ? greenlee : hmm ? man : do you like it ? greenlee : yes . man : yes ? what do you like about it ? greenlee : so this is a test ? man : i think it 's very passionate . erotic and romantic at the same time . greenlee : yes . man : what more can you ask from an intimate encounter ? greenlee : some encounters are very profound , even when you least expect it . man : will you excuse me for a minute ? greenlee : oh , sure . sure . i 'll look around . man : ok . greenlee : much more substance than carlos ' butterflies . hmm . stuart : congratulations , greenlee . you are the proud owner of the kiss . greenlee : what ? stuart : your friend just bought it for you . greenlee : he did ? where is he ? stuart : he left . greenlee : he left ? i do n't even know his name . stuart : i do n't , either . greenlee : but did n't he have to sign something ? stuart : he paid cash for it right at the last minute . he said he had to do something . so , let me pack it up for you . this is a new acquisition . i was hoping it 'd be around a while longer , because i really like it . anyway , maybe something just as good will walk through that door any second now . greenlee : stuart ? stuart : what ? greenlee : did he say anything before he left ? leave me a message or anything ? stuart : no . sorry . guess he 'll just have to be the mystery man . [ greenlee chuckles ] greenlee : i guess . [ scene_break ] lena : why could n't i tell bianca was in pain ? erica , of course i could tell . something was obviously terribly wrong . erica : and you never thought to ask her what ? lena : of course i asked her , but she would n't tell me . should i have forced it out of her ? should i not have let her out of my sight until she told me ? yes ! but i did n't know , and -- always , i have a feeling now that she ca n't completely trust me , so i just let it go . erica : no point in blaming yourself . none of us knew it was this serious . lena : erica , can i ask you -- when bianca was younger when she would n't eat , what was that like ? erica : it was our own personal hell . she had to be force - fed , and i had to agree to it , and -- but we were losing her , and the feeding tube was keeping her alive , but , still , to see the look on her face -- lena : erica , you did what had to be done . you kept her alive . erica : and then she was in a rehab center , and that took months . we had a family intervention , and i could tell that , you know , she did n't understand why we were doing this to her . it was a terrible , heartbreaking time . lena : i 'm sure it was . i 'm so sorry . erica : well , did bianca never tell you any of this ? lena : she mentioned it once in passing and not very seriously . erica : no , of course not . bianca would n't dwell on it . that 's what she 's like . lena : i was always aware of the progress she 'd made . erica : yes , of course you would be , would n't you , because you had to research your mark . bianca has just come so far . she has lived through so much . she 's conquered so much . how could this be happening ? lena : erica , i wish i knew . erica : bianca 's the only one who really knows . lena : when we find her , i 'm going to make sure she understands that she never has to be alone again . nothing is so terrible that she ca n't come to me and ask for my help . erica : all of us who love her have got to make her believe that . lena : look , i will call you immediately if i hear from her . erica : so will i . look , lena -- i know that you want what 's best for bianca in your way , but i think that right now , it is so important to be completely honest . lena : yes ? erica : i want you to think about what you said before . after all you 've done to her , can bianca ever truly trust you again ? [ scene_break ] kendall : oh , hi . excuse me . i 'm looking for a girl , my sister . this was the last place that i saw her . man : what 'd she look like ? kendall : she 's about 19 years old , really pretty . big , dark eyes , kind of short , dark hair . man : no , i 'm sorry . i did n't see anybody like that . kendall : ok . thank you anyway . bianca , what the hell is going on with you ? kendall : hey , you 're going to burn yourself . you were trying to burn something in that thing . [ scene_break ] man : hey , what do you put in your mascara , lead weights ? simone : oh , my god . ha , ha . i 'm going to murder mia . man : autograph , please . simone : yeah . man : so , i guess you 're not going to need a hand upstairs . simone : what ? man : it 's my last delivery . see you . simone : oh , yeah . by all means , andy , take a load off . go say hi to the wife and the kids , have a great , wonderful , warm evening on simone ! why ? because she 's the loneliest woman in the entire universe . maggie : oh , bye - bye . simone : oh , bye - bye . oh , god . maggie ? maggie ! maggie ! ugh . ok . just breathe . [ simone pants ] simone : maggie ! [ scene_break ] lena : bianca , i 'm so worried about you , and so is your mother , and so is kendall and myrtle . see , there are so many people who love you . do n't shut us out . you do n't have to do this alone , whatever this is . please , bianca , i want to help you . let me . just -- call me , ok ? erica : yes , jack , i know that it 's only been a couple of hours , but if she 's so upset that she 's stopped eating -- yes , i know . i know that you 're going to do everything in your power to bring her back . i know . no , you 're right . i know . in all probability , she 's going to be found and she 's going to be fine . all right . erica : please , god -- please bring her home safe and sound . please . oh , please god , take good care of my baby girl . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i did n't know that you 'd be here . carlos : i work here . greenlee : that 's not why i came . carlos : why did you ? never mind . it 's none of my business -- greenlee : stuart chandler 's a friend of mine -- carlos : it 's none of my business . greenlee : stuart 's a friend of mine . carlos : i know . greenlee : you know , i do n't want it to be like this every time we run into each other . carlos : awkward and strange . greenlee : weird and uncomfortable . carlos : awkward . greenlee : uncomfortable . carlos : i do n't want that , either . greenlee : good . carlos : i got to go . greenlee : listen -- since i 'm here -- carlos : yeah ? greenlee : i want to apologize . you know , the thing with diane lacey was all my fault . you told me something in confidence , and i never should have used that . obviously , it was a big deal to you that i did . carlos : well , thanks . it does n't matter now . greenlee : hmm . i guess not , but , we 're ok , right ? i mean , we can move on ? carlos : looks like you already have . greenlee : already have what ? carlos : you 've met someone . i can see it all over your face . i only want the best for you . stuart : here 's your gift . you have a very generous friend . greenlee : oh , he 's -- stuart , could you contact him if you wanted to ? stuart : oh , no . no , i do n't -- i wish i could . i really enjoyed talking with him about this -- about this , and i wanted to ask him about some other artists . greenlee : really ? stuart : yeah . greenlee : you trust him that much ? he 's a total stranger . stuart : some people just do n't seem like strangers . i liked him right away , right off . he seems like a great guy to me . greenlee : then you do n't think it 's wrong that i accept this ? i mean , i just met him , too . stuart : oh , no . no , he just wanted to give you a gift , that 's all . he wanted to share something with you that he loved . so just accept it , greenlee . just accept it . i really -- i hope he comes back sometime soon . man : it ca n't be pleasant . here , let me . what are we looking for ? [ next_on ] tad : the right man for you is right under your nose . carlos : do n't worry . i 'll get you out of here . david : if anything happens to bianca , it 's my fault . erica : i 've lost my daughter because i am keeping jack from his . kendall : you are almost enough to make me believe in miracles . | maggie finds carlos and simone at myrtle 's . she furiously tells carlos about what simone did and warns simone to watch out . henry shows up and asks maggie why they ca n't go back to the way things were . maggie tells him that she 's already moved on . carlos tells simone that he ca n't get involved with her . simone curses her luck for falling for the one guy who treats her like a sister . she later goes back to the office to receive a delivery . when she gets in the elevator , maggie pulls the switch and leaves her trapped inside . myrtle tells erica and kendall that she thinks bianca is in trouble . lena shows up and tells them that she ca n't find bianca anywhere . she says she went back to myrtle 's , but carlos and simone saw bianca leave with a suitcase . the girls start to panic and erica calls jackson , but he tells her that it 's too soon to send out the troops . greenlee gets swept away by the stranger she bumped into at sos . she ends up faking an ankle sprain just to be with him . the stranger carries her to stuart 's art gallery to share his love for the arts . at the gallery , greenlee compliments a beautiful white sculpture of a man kissing a woman . the stranger excuses himself and goes to the back . stuart comes out later and tells greenlee that a man bought the statue for her . greenlee is pleasantly surprised and asks stuart where the man went . stuart tells her that the man is a wandering artist and that he does n't know how to get in touch with him . carlos shows up at the gallery and tells greenlee that he can tell she 's met someone . he tells her it 's all right and that it 's time to move on . kendall goes to the park , hoping to find bianca . she looks over at the garbage can and realizes that bianca was trying to burn something the last time she saw her . she rushes over to the can and looks inside . just then , the same stranger who was with greenlee comes over . he asks kendall if he can be of any assistance . |
ryan : our houseguest is a fugitive ? that 's what you 're telling me ? erin : it does n't mean she 's a criminal . ryan : so the law is after her because ? erin : ryan , do you trust me , or not ? ryan : livia cudahy -- she 's an attorney . she 's one of the best . i can set up a meeting for you . i 'll cover the cost of the meeting -- erin : no -- ryan : is that enough ? does that work for you ? erin : this is n't about money . ryan : well , then what is it about ? annie : it 's about my family . i have a daughter . and my husband molests young girls . [ scene_break ] lily : wow , jonathan . your glasses have satisfying symmetry . jonathan : this is way better than my job at the hospital . it 's a lot easier , too . but i do n't know -- the club still has n't opened yet . lily : i know . i 'm expecting at least a 75 % increase in my assistant accounting responsibilities when it does . but the best part of this job is being with you . amanda : ok , laverys , the new manager wants to see if we 're cool . jonathan : so , are -- are we cool ? lily : very . [ scene_break ] annie : t 's smooth , smart , always charming . he 's so sincere when he talks about his love for emma . the judge was convinced . i think t 's even convinced himself . but emma 's growing up . what will t 's love turn into ? what will he see when he looks at my little girl ? ryan : so your husband -- annie : ex . ryan : your ex - husband is a predator ? why could n't you prove it ? annie : when 's the last time proof landed smack in your hands ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : what was that ? babe : all hell trying to break loose on one compact disc . j.r. : josh is erica 's son ? that does n't make any sense . babe : it was explained pretty clearly -- minus the gory details . j.r. : that was greg madden on there . babe : spilling secrets , cursing pine valley , screaming not to die . j.r. : whoever recorded that must have killed him . where did you get this ? babe : from your drawer . j.r. : you still think i killed him . babe : who hated greg madden more than you ? [ scene_break ] erica : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry for all the secrets and all the lies . i do n't want to shut you out again . not when i need you so much . jack : thank you . honey , what -- why are you trembling ? erica : what if greg madden did n't only take my son ? what if he did much , much more ? [ scene_break ] zach : just you and me , little guy . man time . you 're sleeping , are n't you ? yeah , that 's the best thing . your mom will be back in a minute . she 's getting some dna results . complicated stuff , you know ? she thinks it 'll give her some answers . i already know the answer . you 're our son . [ scene_break ] josh : the lab tech 's solid . kendall : and the markers were there ? josh : yeah , spike and i -- kendall : blood relatives . you and i are not . so the only way that that can be true is -- spike 's dad -- josh : was my dad . the sick bastard they say he was . he did it . he did it all . kendall : i should go . i have to -- i have to do things . i have to tell people . josh : who ? ryan ? zach , erica ? kendall : i should go . josh : i 'm sorry . kendall : we did n't do this . um -- your -- your father and spike -- we -- we did n't do this . we did n't do it . [ scene_break ] j.r. : well , how about josh madden ? if all this weirdness is true , he probably hated his father more than i did . babe : so josh killed greg madden ? recorded everything that he said , and then snuck the cd into your drawer ? be serious , j.r. josh would n't spread his business if he knew the truth . j.r. : not even to nail me for murder and score with the woman he wants ? babe : this is not about you . j.r. : somebody planted a cd in my dresser drawer ! the hell it is n't about me ! somebody wants me hanging out with bubba and moose in lockdown . where did you get this ? babe : colby and her happy hands took a little stroll . but do n't worry . i snagged it before she heard too much . other than thinking josh is hot , colby is clueless . j.r. : and this close to dead meat if she does n't -- babe : colby is not the problem . j.r. , did i get you off the hook for attempted murder just so you could finally go all the way ? fine , if you did n't stash this there , who did ? who killed a man and then snuck the proof into our house to ruin your life ? ruin our lives ? who would do that , j.r. ? j.r. : well , i do n't know , babe . who hated greg madden and me ? your father ? zach , ryan ? maybe they did it for kendall or dixie . and if everything is true on there , they did it for erica , too . [ scene_break ] erica : if this disgusting man impregnated my daughter -- if he invaded her -- the same feeling of violation all over again . and then my daughter has to look into the face of her -- her newborn baby -- into her newborn baby 's eyes and wonder who is looking back at her , she has to wonder , did he do to her what he did to me ? jack : sit down . come here a second , ok ? erica : no , no -- can you feel it ? the filth ? i need a shower . i need 1,000 showers to wash this all away . i thought that greg madden was gone from our lives forever , but he 's still laughing at us from the depths of hell . his sick , cosmic joke on me ! now he 's part of my family , forever ! [ scene_break ] jeff : is this some -- some quest for cleanliness , or is there something else ? you 're not about to quit , are you ? did you and jamie get into it again ? josh : not even on my radar . jeff : come on , josh , you 're a natural . joe and i have both seen it . josh : that 's because medicine is in my blood . it 's what i do , doctor . ever wonder what else is in my blood , lurking beneath the surface ? ready to jump out and latch its teeth in ? jeff : josh , no one gives a damn about greg madden , you hear me ? we do n't care what he did or who he was . and no one is ever going to judge you on his actions . my father and i told you that , and we meant it . now , it 's time you believe it . josh : wow . that 's some pretty impressive bedside manner . i do n't have it . i would have said something like `` you 're the son of a sick freak , madden ! suck it up and deal with it ! `` but i do n't have a choice , do i ? [ scene_break ] annie : all the other wives would gush about how lucky i was . great guy , great husband . loving , attentive , generous . coaching girls ' soccer at the field all those afternoons . he 'd cheer them on , i 'd cheer him on . but slowly , the girls drifted away . just stopped playing . ryan : well , i mean , something 's got to give , right ? better they give up soccer than their homework . annie : yeah . that 's what t said , too . and it made sense to me . until i -- i ran into the little blonde forward who would n't meet my eyes . and then the -- the wiry goalie who pretended she did n't see me and took off in the opposite direction . ryan : could be a dozen reasons . erin : but we know why , ryan . why -- why ca n't you just believe it ? annie : it 's not his fault . people do n't want to believe these things actually happen . nice , normal guys do n't have ugly secrets . i did n't think so , either . until i hit the wrong button on his computer . and files popped open . just girls . hundreds of them . fresh , smiling , innocent girls . [ scene_break ] lily : so , what are we doing ? amanda : just look hot and be smooth . lily : ok . jonathan : oh -- we should stand up straight . willow : so , our friend del is a writer and a drink slinger . how very secret identity of you . del : always looking for new material . you know , ways to keep the creative juices flowing . willow : well , i 'm sure confusion will take good care of your juices . and bachelor number -- i mean bartender number two . jamal : aka jamal . scheduled to hit law school in the fall . willow : save - the - worlders are so sexy . do n't talk politics , and smile like you mean it , and you 'll be making enough tips to pay off your bills in no time . next ? amanda : amanda dillon , hostess . but my unofficial title is horndog magnet . willow : way to own a title . more cleavage , less skirt , and you 'll be all set . del : less skirt ? the girl 's half naked as it is . lily : naked is an absolute . one 's either naked , or they 're not . amanda 's not . and i think she looks nice . willow : nice ? you 're so precious . since when do nightclubs hire jailbait ? jonathan : hi . i 'm jonathan . it 's really nice to meet you . willow : there 's that word again -- `` nice . `` i do n't sweat when i look at you . maybe cringe , maybe i 'll faint -- oh . but sweat , not so much , no . jonathan : um -- i 'm -- i 'm a busboy . i -- i clean tables , and i -- i restock glasses . i do n't want women to sweat on me . i 'm married . lily 's my wife . willow : oh , sweetie , what were you thinking ? lily : no touching , please ! jonathan : no , do n't ! willow : are you for real ? jonathan : lily has autism spectrum disorder , and she does n't like to be touched . willow : oh , no . no , no , no . this is so not happening , not in my club . amanda : is there a problem , willow ? willow : maybe you can translate to those less fortunate , but confusion is a club . and clubs are about cool . and what i 'm seeing -- not cool at all . jonathan : lily can add 10 five - column numbers faster than i can say my name . and she works in the back so that the noise and the colors wo n't bother her . and , yeah , she may be under 21 , but lily 's not going to be anywhere near the alcohol . lily : no , i 've had two really negative experiences with alcohol , the most recent one when i was in new york and this horrible man -- willow : whoa , whoa . tmi , sweetie . save it for someone else . amanda : lily is brilliant . jamal : yeah . 10 minutes around her , you 'll see it . willow : lucky for us . you 're fired . del : what ? are you kidding ? willow : all right , let me explain . hot , sexy , brainy , save - the - worlder . hot , chiseled , built , hot , and hot . you ? your shirt is too big . and you 've got this weird stuttering thing going on . you walk around with your shoulders hunched up , and you blink and act as if it takes some major brain power . you 're fired . jamal : major lawsuit first day on the job . score one for the boss lady . willow : yeah , whatever . sue me . lily : no , this is n't going according to our plan . we really need these jobs for our budget . willow : personal calls on the job ? no , no , no , no , i do n't think so . either say bye - bye to hubby , or you can go with him . lily : but i have to call my sister . she 's going to be really confused when she does n't see us working here anymore . amanda : that would be kendall hart slater , co - founder of fusion . del : are you sweating now ? willow : kiss mine . [ amanda laughs ] willow : get to work . lily : did we win ? amanda : oh , yeah , you won . [ scene_break ] annie : the pictures were just the beginning . i came home late from a meeting , and t had visitation that day . and the babysitter was still there . and she was crying . and she just -- she bolted as soon as i walked in . and t gave me some -- some story -- `` oh , poor kid . you know , all -- all torn up over some boy . `` but i went to the sitter the next day . t had handed her a piña colada . told her she was pretty , smart , such an interesting young woman . `` here , have another drink . `` he cranked out the charm and the liquor , took her virginity , and then said he only did what she wanted . too late for regrets . ryan : and why is n't this guy doing time as we speak ? [ scene_break ] babe : this is pure evil on here -- the words and how they got there . it 's all that chief frye needs to throw you in jail . j.r. : all right -- babe : so if it 's enough for chief frye , why is n't enough for me ? j.r. : give me the disk . i 'll take care of it . babe : oh , no . no way . what , this is your solution ? destroy the evidence ? j.r. : i 'm taking it to the police . [ scene_break ] josh : well , it 's just you and me , pop . the medical genius and the miracle child . you thought you were so much better and smarter than everyone else . you had to spread your genius around , did n't you ? conquer the world , one kid at a time . well , too bad . you blew it ! someone finally beat you . chandler . he took you on , and he won . he buried you , he tortured you , and he killed you . [ scene_break ] kendall : look at his eyelashes . the way they just hit his cheeks so perfectly . he deserves more . he deserves ryan . he deserves a father he -- he can look up to and he can respect and he can brag to his friends about . zach , he should be able to say `` i throw a ball just like my father . `` he should be able to say that , and i want that for him . i want that for ryan , too . and now they will never have it . they will never have each other . zach : ryan loves this boy . he 'll always love him . kendall : no , it eats at you , zach , who your father was . ryan 's father , my father -- it tears us all up to know what each man who created us was capable of . i did n't want that for spike . it 'll kill him , just like it 's killing josh . zach : you told josh already ? kendall : yeah , he was with me when i found out . we used his dna . zach : what do you mean , you used his dna ? what are you talking about ? kendall : well , we could n't use greg 's . greg was cremated . and i could n't ask ryan because you guys told me to leave it alone . so josh offered . and it made sense . the only way that josh and spike could be blood - related is through greg madden . and the markers were there . spike is greg madden 's son . wait , what are you doing ? who are you calling ? zach : i 'm calling ryan . kendall : no . no , zach , no . please , not yet . i 'm not ready to tell him yet . zach : i 'm going to tell him to meet us at the hospital . we 're doing another dna test right now . kendall : greg madden is spike 's biological father , and there 's not a test in this world that will change that . zach : what if there was a mistake ? what if it 's not accurate ? [ spike cries ] kendall : mama knows , honey . mama knows . the world goes crazy , but you still need to eat . [ spike fusses ] kendall : listen to spike , zach . we know the truth , the truth is out , and no matter how much it hurts , life goes on . zach : this is n't over . kendall : it 'll never be over , will it ? zach : i do n't want to leave , but i -- kendall : it 's all right . it 's ok . do what you need to do . i need some alone time with spike , anyway . [ scene_break ] babe : you take this disk to the cops , and they 're going to think that you murdered greg madden . j.r. : i 've got nothing to hide . i did n't kidnap madden . babe : so , that 's what you 're going to tell them ? then what -- they 're just going to take your word for it all over , no biggie ? j.r. : i do n't give a damn about the cops , babe . when you walked in here , you told me you had to make a decision whether or not you were going to leave me , because you found that in my drawer . somebody wants you to leave me . somebody wants me locked up . babe : so , what , you 're just going to roll over and do what people say ? who are you ? j.r. : are you kidding me ? i 'm not going to hide because of some homicidal coward terrorizing me and trying to tank my marriage ! babe : bs . you are going to clear your name and ruin josh 's life while you do it . [ scene_break ] josh : light up a stogy , old man . you 're a dad again -- another miracle child ? spike lavery ? my brother ? how many other miracles did you send out there , huh ? huh ? how many other little maddens are running around out there ? you raped kendall with your ego ! you tried to steal her son ? because you were entitled , right ? because he was yours ! you sick , disgusting son of a bitch ! how many more , dad , huh ? how many more victims ? [ scene_break ] ryan : and the babysitter would n't file a complaint ? annie : denied it happened , denied she even told me . folks did n't want to believe it , so i 'm -- ryan : t went for joint custody and he won ? erin : yeah , annie had to run . annie : i owed emma that . but before you ask , no , he has n't touched her . she 's still too young for him , but what happens when she 's not ? erin : annie came to the miranda center for help , and i promised her i would do whatever it takes . ryan : um -- i 'm sorry . the miranda center now is about breaking custody agreements and kidnapping ? erin : no , none of this will ever touch the center . annie : you have no idea how amazing your sister has been . ryan : yeah ? well , maybe she 'll fill me in now since she did n't before . erin : i 'm sorry . without secrecy , this network is useless . ryan : i 'm sorry -- `` network `` ? this is n't just you ? erin : for some people , the only way out of danger is to disappear , and until we can relocate annie and emma for good , she needed a safe haven , and that 's why i brought her here . t 's hired detectives , ryan . ryan : and it all clicks into place -- aidan . erin : i ca n't risk moving annie right now , not with t and aidan so close . when t moves on , when he looks elsewhere , then -- annie : i 'll do whatever it takes to keep my daughter safe . um -- i should probably go check on the munchkin . erin : yeah . annie : summer locked indoors is tough on little kids . thank god for dvds and singing monkeys , right ? i 'll just go . erin : ok . erin : how can you be so cold ? that woman needs our help , ryan . ryan : and what if that woman has found the perfect way to steal a child ? [ scene_break ] jack : zach , come in . erica : oh , god . the test results . is it true ? is madden the father of kendall 's baby ? zach : now , this minute . josh , madden -- you tell kendall everything . [ scene_break ] josh : rot in hell where you belong . julia : josh , what are you doing ? josh : oh , keefer . now 's your chance . you hate us both , the arrogant , obnoxious doctors madden . now 's your shot . go on , bury him . go on . throw him in the hole where he belongs -- in that sick , disgusting black hole where he died . well , he 's home now , where he belongs . ashes to ashes . come on ! what are you waiting for ? come on , keefer ! what are you waiting for ? throw it on the grave ! come on ! what are you waiting for ? put the dirt on the grave right now ! when you finish , you can dance on it . you can pretend it 's mine . does n't make a difference , right ? come on ! just throw it on there ! what are you waiting for ? julia : i 'm so sorry . josh : do n't you pity me ! do n't you pity me ! [ scene_break ] kendall : the way i love you , you can feel it , ca n't you ? you know you are -- you are loved today and tomorrow and every day after . yeah , you are . and your daddy , ryan , he -- he did n't even want the test . he says he loves you no matter what . and i 'm so sorry . i 'm sorry , my baby . [ spike fusses ] kendall : i know , i know . shh , shh , shh , shh , shh . i know , i know . mama 's here , mama 's here . i know someday -- someday the truth is going to break your little heart . and mine 's going to break for you all over again . but we could do this , my love . we can . we can do this . we will find a way . we will find a way , and we will make it work . we will make it work , you and me . yeah . we can do it . we 're going to do this . [ scene_break ] zach : kendall thinks that that filth is spike 's father because josh had a dna test and the markers matched . do you get it ? jack : well , of course the markers matched . both josh and spike have your genes . zach : ah . and that 's why you going to come right now and explain it to her . come on . erica : explain what ? that the man who tried to steal her son also stole mine ? and what does that prove ? only that the test does n't tell the whole truth and that that maniac madden was -- was more than capable of what kendall fears . greg madden could still be the father of her baby . zach : `` could be `` -- did you hear that ? `` could be . `` kendall is at home sobbing because of what she thinks is a reality . i think she 'd take `` could be `` over that . let 's go . erica : spike could still be greg madden 's son . and if that 's true , telling kendall and telling josh the truth -- that only makes the pain much worse for everyone . [ scene_break ] ryan : custody battles get ugly . erin : what is wrong with you , ryan ? you think she 's lying ? ryan : it 's possible . it happens . erin : and children are victimized by their own parents -- that happens , too , ryan . ryan : yeah , and we would know that firsthand , would n't we , erin ? erin : yes . ryan : which is maybe why a stranger spins some rotten father , son of a bitch story at you , and you buy into it like that . erin : and maybe your history with greg madden has got you calling this woman , this innocent woman , a child stealer . ryan : yeah , it 's true . i know firsthand what it 's like for somebody else to decide whether you get to see your child , i do . i had to fight like hell to help raise spike , and maybe that 's what this guy t 's doing . i mean , who knows ? erin : you can not do this . you ca n't do this , you ca n't think like this . ryan : where are you in all this ? because you ditch aidan , right ? erin : yeah . ryan : and correct me if i 'm wrong , but is n't he the first bit of happiness you 've ever had because of a woman and her daughter ? erin : you 're damn straight , ryan . a child is at risk here , ok ? and -- and i -- i did it for aidan , too . he 's got a life , he 's got a career , and if -- if he keeps quiet about his girlfriend aiding and abetting a fugitive , he could lose his pi license , ryan . ryan : mm - hmm . erin : he could end up in prison , ryan . ryan : right . that 's nice -- so you 're protecting aidan , but not you ? look , let me just give annie a whole bunch of money , enough money for her -- erin : no . ryan : to get out of here . you 'll never see her again . erin : yeah , but t might ! and that 's the point , ryan -- he gets annie arrested , he gets custody of this little girl . ryan : there 's got to be another way . there has got to be another way . let me take over . erin : no -- ryan : let me look into it . erin : what , you 're -- you 're going to start asking questions about a woman you 're not even supposed to know ? subtle , ryan . ryan : i 'll handle it . erin : you listen to me . a woman and a child 's safety are my responsibility , so if i need to move annie and emma , and if i need to go with them , then i will do it . ryan : ok , ok . stop . [ ryan sighs ] ryan : annie can stay for a while . erin : and you will back off , and you 'll let me do what i need to do ? ryan : you 're in this deep , erin . i do n't have to like it . [ erin sighs ] erin : thank you , ryan . thank you . you 're doing a really good thing here . you might be saving a little girl . [ scene_break ] jonathan : you stood up for me . you 're amazing . lily : well , of course , i did . i 'm your wife . jonathan : i know , but -- i should still thank you . and i want to take you on a -- on a date or something , maybe to a club like this one . lily : i do n't know if i would like a club . i mean , there 's a lot of people there and a lot of music , and someone might wear red . jonathan : hmm . once confusion opens , we 're just going to be staff -- never customers . wait here , ok ? lily : ok . amanda : could your husband love you any more ? lily : might be possible , but not probable . [ music plays ] singer : you 're a beautiful woman i 'm just a man i want to please you the best that i can you 're my kind of heaven and i want you to see wow , last year i had a baby , [ scene_break ] annie : it 's all surreal -- on the run , kindness of strangers . this is my life now , what it takes to keep emma safe . but t 's still out there . i wish i could protect all the girls he 'll decide he has to have . [ scene_break ] singer : and let my love in singers : let my love in i promise you [ music stops ] jonathan : may i get you a drink , madam ? a -- a ginger ale ? lily : sure . thank you . amanda : wow . terry : hi . amanda : we have our first customer . too bad you are way , way too early , and not hours -- days . terry : but i heard music and i thought i saw some dancing . amanda : oh . employees on break , perks of the job . terry : hmm . i guess i 'm just desperate for a little nightlife . amanda : well , you have so come to the right place , just not the right night . but when confusion opens , this place will be all you could hope for . terry : oh . i 'll just have to come back then and see if you 're right . [ scene_break ] j.r. : how did we get back to josh madden ? babe : uh -- greg madden stole josh the exact same way he stole kate . j.r. : then josh should hear the truth . babe : why ? so you can rub it in his face ? no . no way . j.r. : why ? because you care about him ? babe : actually , yes , i do ! j.r. : oh , yeah . babe : and because kendall and erica have enough horrible stuff that they 're dealing with right now without us piling on more . they might not even know about josh , and we are not going to be the ones who put it out in the universe ! in case you have n't noticed , our karma sucks pretty bad as it is . j.r. : yeah , so we should just sit here and eat it ? let somebody screw us up , ruin us , ruin our relationship ? babe : i do n't want to think that you killed greg madden . i also do n't want to think that you would twist the knife in people when they 're already bleeding . j.r. : fine . then i 'll destroy the disc , pretend that we never even heard it . babe : no . j.r. , give it to me . [ scene_break ] erica : there 's no way for just kendall to know . she 'd probably feel she has to tell josh , and josh ca n't hear all this . it 'll hurt him too much . jeff : you do n't think that josh is hurting now ? damn it , erica , enough of this back - and - forth and waiting . you tell him or i will . zach : all right . you go ahead and do that , and tell my wife while you 're at it . see ? all done , not your problem anymore . jack : all right . why do n't you both just back off from the ultimatums . what do you say ? erica : look , ryan said that he 's going to get josh an incredible job out of town , and once josh leaves town , i think this will all go away . jeff : oh . you really think it matters where he moves or what his job title is ? josh thinks that his father -- greg madden -- is the worst kind of evil , and that just does n't go away . zach : i gave you my word . but kendall is in pain right now , and you can help her . you say you love her -- you do , too , right ? erica : do n't you dare question my love for my daughter . and of course , jack loves kendall , too . and jack knows that i 'm right . oh , no , jack . not you , too . jack : erica , things have changed , ok ? kendall needs your help , and this is the only way that you can help her . erica : no . i 've made my decision , i 've made the right decision . zach : tell her before it 's too late . [ scene_break ] kendall : he 's not your son . [ scene_break ] < < on the next `` all my children `` -- david ( to josh ) : i have n't forgotten about j.r. , so just relax . he 'll be taken care of . erica ( to jeff , zach , & jack ) : why do n't we have ryan tested ? kendall ( to ryan ) : this changes everything . | after josh has used his own dna to do the test on spike , ( he 's unable to use greg 's since greg has been cremated ) , he finds out that he and spike have the same genetic markers . he and kendall conclude that that would have to mean that spike is josh 's brother , and greg 's biological son . they still have no clue that josh is not greg 's biological son in the first place and that he is erica 's son , kendall 's brother and spike 's uncle . kendall is devastated to believe that spike will not be able to recognize ryan as his father . zach hears that and goes to tell erica that she must tell josh and kendall the truth because of this . but she tells him there 's no point in doing that . it wo n't help josh to find out how he was really conceived . and it 's still entirely possible that spike is greg 's biological son . ryan has refused to get the dna test , so they still can not confirm whether he 's spike 's father . but since he knows the truth about josh , he might reconsider in order to prove that spike might very well be his child , after all . |
erica : you do n't think that all the onlookers made the wraparounds look chaotic ? pam : you were playful , gracious . you made it work . erica : oh , good . ok . who am i to argue ? [ erica laughs ] erica : listen , would you be a doll and take this back to the studio ? leave it for me , all right ? pam : where are you off to ? another prereconciliation with your man ? erica : look , just finish the script , ok , so jack can approve it , because i do n't know how much longer we can keep this up . pam : i 'm on it . winifred : ok . let 's play ball . come on , we 're going to play ball , all right ? erica : hi , it 's me . call me , ok ? krystal : this is going to be fun . winifred : you want this one ? here you go . you have it . erica : krystal -- winifred : there you go , right there . come and see -- krystal : erica . winifred : you want to throw it to me right here ? erica : well , i 'd say what a pleasant surprise , but even you would see right through that , would n't you ? krystal : yeah . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] di : ava -- ava , ava , answer the damn phone . ava 's voice : hey , want me ? tell me about it and maybe i 'll get back to you . [ answering machine beeps ] di : ava , it 's di again . um -- please call me . where -- where were you last night ? where were you -- where are you now ? if something awful 's happened , please , for god 's sakes , give me a call . but if not , get your ass in gear and get over here . you 're blowing your big chance . babe : i 'm the perfect one . greenlee : oh ! yeah , i 'm sure you are . amanda : i did n't get enough beauty sleep . di : oh -- hi . kendall : greenlee , did n't we drop all the negativity last night ? greenlee : yes , we did . except our model -- and not just any model , but the face of fusion green -- she 's invisible . kendall : no , she 's not invisible , she 's -- she 's missing , and we will find her . because if we do n't , i will hunt her down and strangle her myself . di : i 'm sure just -- she 's excited . babe : i do n't know -- she was pretty emotional at the shoot . greenlee : i do n't know -- we had to spoon - feed her everything . she was hopeless and useless . annie : ava is fresh , young , and hip . she 's exactly what we need for fusion green . greenlee : oh , thank you , because i 'd completely forgotten my product concept . kendall : ok , you guys , stop . we 're going to be good , ok ? we will triumph . we 'll be great . annie : of course , we will . di : you know what ? you know what i bet happened ? when she went home to take her power nap , i bet ava just -- she was so zonked , she fell asleep and has n't woken up , you know ? babe : what , she just turned her phone off , though ? di : yeah , so nobody would wake her up . amanda : yeah , yeah , yeah . yeah , she 's just snoozing . and -- which is great , because then she 's going to come in looking all fresh and rested . [ bottle shatters as ava wakes up on a pool table ] [ scene_break ] erica : fine , we can just reschedule the editing session . krystal : here you go . winifred : whoa ! [ krystal sighs ] krystal : why she wants to talk to me , god only knows . but just play out of earshot , just to be sure , ok ? winifred : let 's go . krystal : have fun . winifred : come on . yeah . krystal : so , erica , you must be really pretty busy with your newest divorce . your -- your `` new divorce . `` hmm . erica : oh , you 've been watching ? krystal : oh -- would n't miss it . erica : well , i detect a note of sarcasm , which is really too bad , because you could use some pointers with adam . krystal : i studied your performance with tad close up at the comeback , and i caught jack 's reaction , so i -- i think that 's enough . erica : so this hostility -- it 's because i 'm seeing tad ? krystal : oh -- you 're not seeing tad . come on , he 's helping you out as a friend to get back at jack . now , that just sounds like the same old brand of divorce to me . there 's nothing new about that . erica : well , you know nothing about my relationship . krystal : everybody knows everything , erica . you scream it to the whole world . erica : is jack confiding in you , the way adam is confiding in me ? krystal : wait a minute -- adam is talking to you about me ? erica : tell me , krystal , was it all about marrying up ? getting close to all that power and wealth ? or did you ever really have one true human feeling for poor adam ? krystal : who the hell is `` poor adam `` ? how many times were you married to adam , erica ? and you want to criticize me ? erica : i did n't break his heart . [ scene_break ] sean : hey , lily . so , you have the day off , right ? lily : yes . [ sean chuckles ] sean : well , then stop working . go out , have fun . lily : this is n't work , it 's research , and what 's fun for normal people is n't fun for me . like sex . so jonathan and ava had sex . have you ever had sex ? well , if you have n't , there 's a 92 % chance that you will . sean : you 're playing online sex ed ? lily : look at this chart . these two lines account for various types of sexual activity . by the age of 18 , 72 % of males studied had sex . between the ages of 22 and 24 , that percentage jumps to 92 % . sean : yeah , sometimes guys lie . lily : according to the chart , normal people -- sean : well , hey , who said these people are normal ? lily : normal people can touch and be touched . sex requires touch . sean : you 're upset about ava and jonathan . lily : according to my research , there 's no logical reason to be upset . there is logical reason that they would want to be together , and a logical reason why they would have sex . so logically , i should be completely fine with it . sean : but you 're not . lily : i am -- 66 % of the time . [ scene_break ] [ colby sighs when she finds ava asleep at the comeback , then pours beer on her face ] ava : hey ! hey , what 's your problem ? that 's a bad wake - up call . colby : you know , i thought i was employee of the month . but wow ! you sleep here . you win . ava : hey , you want to join me for breakfast ? warm and stale , just the way i like it . colby : sean wants you ? i gave him `` way `` too much credit . he can have you . ava : you are so wrong , again . colby : who cares ? he 's yours . ava : i do n't want him . and even if i did , i would n't let you say a damn thing about it . i 'd just take him . colby : huh -- ava : yeah , go ahead and call sean . colby : i 'm calling krystal . ava : oh , why ? did i drool on the pool table ? call the fbi . do n't panic , princess . i 'm going to pay my tab . [ colby sighs ] ava : what does sean see in you , anyway ? i mean , he 's a decent guy . colby : yeah , yeah . you 'll cure that . ava : you are such a paris . you come to town all bad - ass . stealing cars and wrecking yachts . that 's what i heard . that 's such crap , though . you are so wound up . you 're , like , already an old lady . why does sean even like you ? colby : yeah , if sean wants to do you , fine . then i 'm out of that picture . ava : ok , sean and i on the beach -- we 're friends . get it ? friends ! colby : you know , the only kind of friend that you could be to a guy is a friend with benefits . ava : oh , my god , you 're so right . i 'm all about sex , always . i do n't care who it is . i just love it . do n't care what he has , where he lives . he 'll never forget me , because i 'm so damn good . colby : sex is n't love . ava : oh , my god , it 's not ? colby : yeah . ava : i ruined my whole life ? what do you think , colby , that i want love ? colby : you are one brainless ho . ava : all right , then leave me alone , let me get back to my breakfast . colby : you know , that is one sad face of fusion . ava : right . fusion . fusion , fusion , fusion . like some guys -- they want a girl that they ca n't have -- lily . so sweet , so virginal , so lovely . ca n't have the real thing ? hey , take the cheap knockoff . the `` i ca n't believe it 's not lily `` low - cost spread . you know , i was feeling weird about everyone wanting me to be her last night . sean was being all sympathetic , not all over me . he likes you , colby . ca n't you get that ? do n't be an idiot . you 're so lucky that sean even cares . colby : ava , what 's really going on ? because you 're being , like , sort of nice in a real obnoxious way . ava : i owe sean a favor . colby : what , because he used you and then dumped you ? makes sense . now , what 's really going on ? [ scene_break ] kendall : call us if you need anything . di : ok . amanda : ok , are you checking wildwind first ? ava and jonathan 's room ? di : yeah . i think he 's got something to do with our missing model . babe : yes , i -- i did n't handle this , but i am looking at a scan of the contract right now . i see there 's -- there 's price , there 's units , but there 's nothing about advance payment . yes , but -- if it 's not in the contract , how could we pay ? would you mind holding for one moment , please ? thank you . it 's herb cordrey . kendall : oh . give me the phone . [ kendall sighs ] kendall : herb , hey , it 's kendall hart - slater . um -- hi . ok , what -- what did we miss ? babe : nothing . it 's not in there . kendall : uh - huh . right , ok . i 'm -- i 'm -- i 'm sorry . was it in the fine print ? babe : look at this -- page one , two , three -- look at them all . there 's nothing about prepayment . kendall : you heard what about fusion ? what , financial problems ? ok , if we were in trouble , would we go through all of the expenses of the fusion green launch ? annie : yes . rachael : i need to make spike 's breakfast . greenlee : guys , give me the phone , let me handle this . kendall : no , no , no -- stop , stop , stop . herb , you know what ? that -- that could not be farther from the truth , ok ? now , if you are worried , you do have our product and our order in your warehouse ready to be shipped , right ? rachael : he 's hungry . annie : what good would that do ? greenlee : give him a croissant . rachael : i ca n't do that . would you -- greenlee : no , i -- i -- i ca n't . i -- babe : ok , here , look . look , look -- they 're -- they 're -- they 're in queens . it 's across the river from manhattan -- we go by . we pick up and -- annie : you know what , rachael ? i 'll take him . i 'll take him . come here . oh , that 's a good boy now , huh ? are you giving rachael a hard time about your breakfast ? huh ? [ scene_break ] krystal : i 'll admit i have made my share of mistakes . erica : you robbed him of his pride , of his self - respect . krystal : you want to talk about robbed ? adam stole my baby . i did n't know if she was alive or dead . erica : do you not hear yourself ? do you not realize how perfect you are for adam ? miranda , bianca , your daughter , you covering for her . krystal : babe and bianca have made peace with that . erica : ok , look , i 'm just going to cut to the chase with you , krystal . it is time for you to admit that you have two sets of standards . one very high for adam , one very low for yourself . you know , maybe i should have helped adam put you in jail for insurance fraud , but i did n't . and now , you have a chance to shape up and do the right thing . if you love adam , stop being such a fool . ok , i 've got to go . watch my show . you need it . krystal : i guess you just have to be born that way . [ scene_break ] kendall : i can messenger a cashier 's check the second we arrive in new york . yes . ok , and then you 'll release our product ? annie : i know . i know . kendall : ok -- play the -- the tickle game . he loves the tickle game . do that . annie : oh -- oh , that 's right . [ british accent ] spike , dr. feel better is in . huh ? the toe bone is connected to the -- [ annie gasps ] annie : foot bone . kendall : ok , check with him , please , i 'll hold . annie : the foot bone 's connected to the anklebone . the anklebone is connected to the shinbone . the shinbone 's connected to the thighbone . the thighbone 's connected to the backbone . [ annie laughs ] annie : oh , spike , have you met my associate ? huh ? my associate , dr. hoo - rah ? have you met her yet ? [ normal voice ] um -- i could really use some help . this is a very serious case . kendall : please , keep him busy , keep him busy . annie : would you like to help us over here , please ? kendall : yes , herb , put him on . greenlee : uh -- no , it 's ok . you 've got it covered . it 's fine . annie : oh , emma used to `` love `` this game . she loves to play it with spike , too . it works best with a stuffed animal , but , you know -- yeah . [ british accent ] ok , where were we ? here we go . the backbone is connected to the best spot of all -- the rib bones ! yes . oh , that 's a good boy . babe : hey -- i have to run and i have to say good - bye to mama and little a . can you tell kendall that she 's a goddess for handling herbie for me ? thanks . [ scene_break ] colby : you and sean are still having sex , huh ? ava : oh , my god -- are you this stupid , because your daddy makes all your decisions for you ? runs your cushy little life ? colby : my dad does not run me . ava : right . so much you know , sweetheart . colby : ok , listen , you do n't know anything about my dad . ava : ok , i worked for the man . what ? you think some random guy just put those pills in sean 's pocket ? colby : you did it ? ava : yeah . guess your dad 's too big to do his own dirty work , so i set sean up . sean : i knew you did it . ava : ok , but you did n't know that i did it for colby 's dad , right ? sean : i could have gone to prison . ava : he offered me money . what do you expect me to do ? oh , and ps -- he did not pay me enough . colby : hmm . ava : you ca n't just use somebody and then not get payback , especially when that somebody is me . sean : i get it . ava : you know what ? i would say i 'm sorry , but what 's the difference ? colby : you know what , ava ? you need to tell the police and get it off sean 's record . ava : ok , i 'll do that . it 's been bizarre . sean : no , ava , wait . ava : ok , i know that i 'm a horrible person , and i 've ruined your little summer , or life , or whatever . sean : you know , lily knows you slept with jonathan . she 's having trouble with it . a lot of trouble . [ ava runs out of the bar ] sean : are you ok ? colby : ava put those drugs in your pocket for revenge . sean : and a paycheck . colby : yeah , well , that 's her story . like i should take her word , about my own dad ? [ scene_break ] babe : mama ? krystal : oh . hey , where 'd you come from ? babe : you did n't even hear me say `` hey . `` you thinking deep thoughts ? krystal : no , just planning my next ginormous mistake . [ scene_break ] kendall : can you guarantee that ? because the company will not release our order until we have the transfer down . greenlee : no , into the electronic deposit . just call , e - mail , fax -- whatever , and then call me . kendall : all right . done deal , thank you . greenlee : thank you so much . as soon as you get it . kendall : all right . guess what , spike - man -- mommy and greenlee saved the day again . yes , we did , we did , we did . yeah ! annie : ooh , a wire transfer . are n't they smart ? kendall : yeah , we 're so smart . annie : yes . [ annie laughs ] annie : yes . kendall : um -- you know what ? why do n't we give annie a break ? this way , you can pack . annie : right . thanks . greenlee : no , i -- i do n't know . kendall : yes , greenlee , come on . please ? i need to check the -- the e - mail from our pr firm . oh , come on , he 's got his truck and everything . [ kendall giggles ] greenlee : ok . kendall : here . [ spike babbles ] kendall : yeah , you know her ? greenlee : oh , do you want the truck ? kendall : oh , see ? there you go . that 's good . greenlee : hello . hello . kendall : ok . greenlee : hi . are you sure ? kendall : yep . greenlee : do you want to go play with the truck ? do you want to -- spike ? hi . hi , look , it 's your truck . [ doorbell rings ] greenlee : it 's your truck , spike . rachael : i 'll get it . greenlee : can i get you to sit down , huh ? kendall : that better be our missing model . erica : kendall . what on earth is that woman doing holding spike ? kendall , she filed a custody suit to try to get your baby away from you . are you telling me you 're just handing him over ? kendall : no , you know that greenlee dropped the suit . erica : oh , great -- so now you reward her with a play date with your baby ? kendall : mother , do n't -- i mean it . erica : do you really think that i would cause unpleasantness ? kendall : listen , greenlee and i are finally getting back to normal . erica : are you out of your mind ? greenlee is a boa constrictor , and you 're letting her play with your baby ? kendall : we 're -- we 're getting along now , ok ? we 're all -- we 're all getting along now . erica : annie , hi . annie : hi . erica : oh , you look great . i love your outfit -- hi . how are you ? annie : surprised . [ erica chuckles ] erica : oh , greenlee . greenlee : oh , erica . are you having fun ? [ spike babbles ] greenlee : oh , yes , you are . erica : he said `` uh - uh . `` i think he 's pretty bored and he looks a little frightened to me . greenlee : no , he 's having a great time playing with me . kendall : ok , mother , let 's go outside . erica : he 's miserable . look , it 's nothing personal . it 's just that spike -- he does n't like strangers very much . greenlee : well , then thank goodness there are none around . erica : well , not to spike -- that 's not true . come here , sweetheart . oh , is n't that better ? oh , yes . hello , handsome boy . yeah , are n't we so much happier now ? [ scene_break ] [ ava sighs as she impatiently rings lily 's doorbell ] ava : come on , lily . [ ava coughs ] [ doorbell rings ] ava : jonathan and i slept together . lily : you had sex . ava : jonathan made love , but not to me . jonathan made love to you , lily . [ scene_break ] jonathan : ava , where are you ? call me , i want to talk to you before you go to new york . ok ? di : where 's ava ? jonathan : you do n't know ? di : no , she did n't show up at kendall 's last night . jonathan : yeah , well , i do n't know . she 's not answering her phone . di : yeah , tell me about it . jonathan , i hope she 's ok . when 's the last time you heard from her ? jonathan : last night , when i saw her after all of this . she came home . di : ok , did she seem ok then ? jonathan : yeah , um , i thought so . di : did you say anything to her ? i mean , you -- you guys got in a fight or something ? jonathan : did i what ? no , di , no fight . it was actually just the opposite . i mean , she came home , and she looked so beautiful , and i do n't know . ava and i connected on a whole new level -- it was amazing . and then i -- i wake up a little time later , and she 's gone . di : no note or anything ? jonathan : no , and i do n't have no idea what i did . di : ava shows up looking like lily -- your ex - wife , her sister ? you find her so beautiful , you guys connect , it 's like never before , and you wonder why ava splits ? you think -- you think ava did n't get it , the lily connection ? yeah , she did . of course , she took off , jonathan . [ scene_break ] ava : lily , i was still in my hair and makeup from the fusion green shoot , looking like this , sweet and innocent , like you . and i looked into jonathan 's eyes , and it was n't me looking back -- it was you . lily : but it was you -- only with the blonde hair , that 's all . ava : that 's not `` all `` -- that 's everything . lily : should i call sean ? i do n't understand this . ava : jonathan and i slept together twice -- twice . first time , it was hot , you know , and everything , but the second time , it was -- well , i guess that 's what love is really like . lily : jonathan loves you ? ava : no , no , he loves you -- that 's the point . lily : no , jonathan and i are n't together anymore . we had to break up , because we were n't a good fit . ava : oh , my head -- finally ! oh . [ ava coughs ] ava : oh , wow . you 'd think that slipping into your skin would do me a world of good , huh ? now you see me , now you do n't . scoring with jonathan , getting the big gig at fusion green -- what a winner . hmm -- wrong , what a loser ! wrong , wrong , and more wrong ! you know what ? this drama needs a soundtrack . it 's really quiet up in here . so , let 's see what we got -- [ music plays ] ava : oh , well , does n't this one work ? perfect . totally flawed , just like me . on the outside , it 's like -- it 's like lily . it 's , like , beautiful and perfect and virginal . but on the inside , everybody knows that it 's just an evil - doing , rotten , disgusting ho ! i mean , what do you want ? what do you want from me ? what can i do ? oh , my god -- oh , my god . no one is ever going to pay any attention to you looking like this . you look disgusting ! so pale -- oh . i just need some color , i need something , i need some help in the facial area . what can i do ? ok . it 's going to be perfect . look at you -- so much better , some life to this face . now , i 'm ready . i 'm ready for this life , this horrible , awful , hilarious life . bring it on ! [ ava puts on bright red lipstick ] lily : red , red , red , red , red , red , red , red , red , red , red . ava : lily , oh , my god . lily : red , red . ava : lily , i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry . please , it 's fine , it 's fine . just -- see , i 'm taking it off . i 'm taking it off . lily : 95 , 94 , 93 , 92 -- ava : lily ? i just wanted to say i 'm really sorry . i was n't thinking , with the volume and the red . lily : alcohol affects your thinking , logic , and reason . ava : i should 've never gotten involved with your ex . lily : wanting sex is normal . whether or not you do have sex or abstain is your choice . i do n't have a choice -- i ca n't touch . is n't it logical for you and jonathan to be together ? ava : i do n't know . maybe in a way , but it still sucks . i mean , you ca n't be touched and i can , but it 's so messed up . i think you 're the lucky one actually . the no - touch reflex does you a lot of good -- it keeps your head on straight . lily : it 's awful . there are so many things i ca n't do . ava : well , sex can be pretty awful , too -- believe me . i mean , not during , but after . it can get really horrible . lily : so you can have sex and it makes you unhappy , and i ca n't and it makes me unhappy ? that does n't seem right . ava : no , lily , what 's not right is me trying to be you . i ca n't do that anymore . i have to be myself -- ava -- and i guess i just ca n't care if anyone likes me . lily : i like you , and i think i can help you if you let me . [ scene_break ] jonathan : i can not let ava think -- i have to explain . di : explain what exactly ? jonathan : tell her how i care about her . di : which `` her , `` jonathan ? i mean , ava as herself , ava as lily , or lily herself ? jonathan : ava , di . i care about ava . [ scene_break ] sean : colby , look , i can handle this . why do n't you sit down ? colby : you know what ? ava could be lying about my dad . sean : what would she get out of that ? colby : i do n't know -- because she 's all about drama , and she likes making trouble ? look it -- she was wasted , so she blames my dad . sean : yeah , but , colby , those drugs do n't come cheap . you know , where would ava get that kind of money ? colby : maybe she stole them . sean : she would n't risk her own life to get me busted . colby : maybe she did n't pay with money . sean : look , ava is mostly talk . she would n't do that . look , your dad stole krystal 's baby to get back at her . what 's a few pills in my pocket compared to that ? colby : not much . [ scene_break ] babe : what is that ? little adam : i do n't know what it is . babe : it 's a bracelet , and mommy 's going to wear it to her meeting , so i 'm only going to be gone for one night , ok ? and i 'm going to call you , and i 'll say good night and maybe i 'll even read you a story over the phone ! winifred : that sounds like fun , right ? little adam : put this on your hand . babe : oh , put this on my -- oh , that 's a beautiful bracelet . i 'm -- can i take this with me and think of you ? winifred : have a safe trip . babe : no ? winifred : yes ! have a safe trip , babe . babe : yeah , it 's for the baby . thank you so much . winifred : we 'll take care of it . come on . babe : love you . little adam : what is this ? winifred : it comes around and around . babe : i love you . winifred : i 'll show you . babe : miss you . winifred : bye - bye , ok ? babe : i 'll call you tonight . hmm . so , this ginormous mistake of yours -- what 's that all about ? krystal : tad wants to get a house -- him and me and jenny , together . babe : you and tad ? what -- i got to get caught up . krystal : no , it 's -- it 's parental . it 's -- it 's not romantic . but , i mean , we could both be on - site parents to jenny . i mean , it could get complicated , but i know it 'd make tad so happy . babe : but what would make you happy ? krystal : i did tad dirty , honey . i mean , pretending that jenny was adam 's . and jenny deserves two loving parents under the same roof . babe : i did n't have that , and you did a really good job with me . hey , we all make mistakes , and you 've paid for yours . you 've even paid for some of mine . krystal : oh . babe : true , but , look , you 've always put me first , and now you 're putting little jenny first . and that is not a mistake , so whether you decide to live with tad or not , baby jenny is going to be the luckiest little girl in the world . krystal : well , if -- if i decide to do this , tad did say that there 's room for you and little adam and colby . babe : mama , you know i love living with you -- krystal : but you did n't sign on for tad and jenny . babe : no , that 's actually not it , but the thing is if you do decide to live with tad , it 's going to be -- it 's going to be a new phase in your life and maybe it 's time i had one of those -- living alone with just me and little adam . krystal : how did i raise such a smart girl ? babe : because you 're gifted that way . but if it does n't work out , can i run to your house ? krystal : if i do n't run to yours first . babe : oh . krystal : oh . [ scene_break ] erica : and you have to call tracy siegrist . i mean , she has handled product launches and special events for everyone from queen elizabeth to queen latifah . greenlee : we 're not children , erica . everything for the launch is in place . erica : i was n't speaking to you , greenlee . greenlee : no , you have n't been speaking to me for 20 minutes . erica : does that bother you ? greenlee : actually , i welcome it . i knew your support of my fresh start was fake . erica : well , i 'm waiting to see if you can go for more than a few days without hurting the people i care about . kendall : ok , mother , i told you that greenlee and i are friends now . erica : no , you were her victim , kendall , and you were n't the only one -- ryan , spike . greenlee : you do n't want to start with me , erica . i did n't get a lot of sleep , and i may say things that you 'll regret . kendall : ok , you guys , we -- right now , we need good energy and lots of prayers . annie : right . kendall : right . annie : well , i should probably be going , so -- erica : yes , me , too . greenlee , can we walk you out ? greenlee : i would n't leave without saying good - bye to spike first . erica : ok , greenlee , you ca n't force yourself on babies . they know who they like , and who they do n't . kendall : thank you for not smacking down my mom -- oh . [ kendall suddenly feels ill ] [ scene_break ] colby : i ran away from my mom to come live with my dad . and then my dad tries to wreck the most important person in my -- he knew what being busted for drugs would do to you . krystal : hey . guys . what 's wrong ? colby : my father . he 's a hundred kinds of wrong . [ scene_break ] lily : is it done ? there . you 're all you now . do you feel better ? ava : i 'm never going to feel better . lily : yes , you will . i 'll figure out another way to help you . i 'm really good at plans . ava : it 's just so natural with you . i mean , you 're so unbelievably generous and nice without even knowing it . lily : i do n't feel good . i ca n't help you . love is supposed to make you feel wonderful . you know i love you , ava . [ seeing that ava is upset , lily puts her hand on her sister 's shoulder to comfort her ] [ scene_break ] kendall : it 's funny -- i have n't felt the floor fall out from underneath me since i was carrying spike . greenlee : well , thank god this still works . kendall : mm - hmm . hmm -- where did you learn this again ? greenlee : the first time you almost wiped out at the valley inn , i did n't even know what i was going to do . kendall : oh , yeah . ah ! oh -- if fusion could only bottle this . hmm . greenlee : it 's funny . everything has changed , but not this . kendall : it feels exactly the same . greenlee : maybe -- maybe we 're not so different , you know ? i mean , we 're still connected . kendall : hmm . greenlee : we 're still us -- kendall and greenlee . right , are n't we ? kendall : kendall and greenlee . greenlee and kendall . greenlee : hmm . kendall : we are the same . we always will be . greenlee : good . kendall : hmm . [ next_on ] adam : krystal -- moving back in ? krystal : what do you think ? tad : what 's up ? j.r. : my life is exploding . tad : is it one big explosion or several little ones ? greenlee : what did you do to your hair ? ava : does n't this just scream `` fusion fashionista `` ? kendall : you 're fired . | after pam leaves erica in the park , erica makes a phone call to jack . she then meets up with krystal and jenny and they exchange some insulting remarks . di makes a call to ava to see where she is . kendall and the girls of fusion prepare for their trip to the big apple . greenlee is upset that ava is missing . ava wakes up and finds herself on top of a pool table . erica suggests giving krystal some pointers on how to get adam back . sean arrives home and sees lily sitting on the sofa , doing research on people having sex . colby comes into work at the comeback bar and finds ava lying on top of the pool table . ava lets colby know that she and sean are only `` friends . `` kendall lets greenlee hold spike . erica comes in and demands to know what greenlee is doing with spike . ava lets colby know that she set sean up . ava turns around and sees sean standing behind her . ava goes over to see lily and begins to rant and rave on how lily is the one whom everyone loves and ava is the one that everyone hates . ava decides to change her lily image by putting on some red lipstick . this completely freaks lily out at the sight of something red . lily suggest a different way that ava can be different from lily and so ava dyes her hair brown at lily 's suggestion . di and jonathan are frantic that they can not find ava . krystal lets babe know that tad wants them to move in together and to be a family for jenny . |
annie : that 's not my wedding ring . it ca n't be . wait a second . oh , my god , it is . thank you . i lost it . i was so scared to tell ryan . how did you -- zach : you told kendall you were having it cleaned . annie : yeah , because i was covering for the fact that i 'm an idiot , and i lost it . zach : there are four pawn shops in pine valley . and the guy behind the counter described you perfectly . annie : no , you 're wrong . why would i pawn my own wedding ring ? zach : i do n't know . i was wondering the same thing . it probably had something to do without needing a lot of money and not wanting ryan to know about it , so it was probably about richie . what was it ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i thought that was you . tad : hey . ahoy , matey . ryan : you taking up a new hobby ? tad : no , i know . this a surprise for kathy . do you know what one of the all- time great things about being a father is ? you get to play with all the stuff you claimed to have bought for your children . hey , i heard about you saving greenlee . ryan : well , that -- yeah , yeah i was lucky that i was out for a walk and just happened to see her . tad : it 's got nothing to do with it . ryan : what , luck ? tad : yeah . it was n't her time , man . you were there for a reason . ryan : yeah , maybe you 're right . maybe you 're right . i got all my memory back . right then , when i was rushing out to save her , it all just came flooding back to me like these doors opened , and i just got all of it back , everything . [ scene_break ] greenlee : is ryan ok ? because from the look on your face -- kendall : no , no , no , ryan -- he 's fine . he 's fine . greenlee : oh , thank god , because he 's officially me hero of heroes right now . kendall , you can not believe how scary it was . one minute i was sailing along , and the next thing you know , i 'm on the dock all blurry and bleary with ryan looking down on me with the fear of god in his eyes . i mean , it would have been right up my karmic alley to survive bomb shelter hell only to die , because i did n't duck while making a left turn on a sailboat . kendall : greenlee . i -- greenlee : wham , i was out . i got to tell you , my sailing days may be over . why tempt fate ? kendall : ryan remembers , greenlee . greenlee : what do you mean remembers ? kendall : well , uh , somehow on the trip to save your life , his memory came back . greenlee : what ? all of it ? kendall : you love greenlee . you do . yeah . all of it . [ scene_break ] fletcher : hey , yo , buddy , officer , i got an urgent call on my machine to come by and talk to the chief . where is he ? jesse : he 's right behind you . thanks for coming in so quickly , mr . parks . fletcher : yeah , well , i was coming down anyway . i 've got someone being released today . i 'm here to pick her up . jesse : randi morgan ? fletcher : yep . jesse : oh , she 's gone , out the back just a few minutes ago . fletcher : catch you later . jesse : not so fast , casanova . we 've got a few things to talk about first . [ scene_break ] randi : oh , ok , this all makes sense . police chief daddy let me out the back so you can meet me in secret . does dr. mommy know ? frankie : my dad let you out the back so your pimp boyfriend would n't beat you again . he does n't even know i 'm here . randi : yeah , right . frankie : look , i found out where you were getting released through the desk sergeant . randi : yeah , well , i 'm sorry you went through all the trouble . excuse me . frankie : hey , randi , listen . this is not a game . fletcher 's going to be coming after you . he 's going to want to make you pay for all the trouble you caused him . randi : yeah , well , at least , i know what to expect with him . your mom sounded like she was going to slice my throat the other day . frankie : yeah , well , if you would have stuck around , you would have heard her apologize . she regrets what she said . randi : yeah , and i 'm sure she was going to throw me a party , too . frankie : well , no party , but it 's better than turning a trick and getting yourself busted . randi : occupational hazard . but as you can see , i 'm out now . so if you do n't mind , doc , i 've got to make up for some lost earnings . frankie : listen , hey , hey , hey . how about i buy some of your time ? what 's the going rate ? 100 bucks ? randi : well , now you 're talking my language . that 'll do for a start , but i do n't do hallways , so why do n't we find a room ? frankie : sure . let 's go . [ scene_break ] fletcher : what 's your problem , man ? jesse : you came to my house today . fletcher : so the old lady was n't bluffing . her old man is the chief . jesse : i do n't like people coming to my house making threats . fletcher : i was n't making threats . i was looking for my girl . jesse : she ai n't your girl anymore . and i ai n't playing with you . you 're whylin out . you 're doing your little dirty deeds in my town . you know what ? that stops right now . so you pack your little duffle bag on wheels , the one you pull behind you , and you take it somewhere else . you hear me ? fletcher : ooh , pv has a tough guy for head cop now . is that it , huh ? jesse : i tell you what 's it . you 're under arrest . fletcher : yeah ? huh ? oh , yeah ? for what ? you 've got nothing on me . what do you charge me with ? jesse : being dumb as a sack of hammers . no worry , i 'll think of a few more charges while you chill out in the back contemplating your relocation plans . fletcher : you ca n't do this . jesse : oh , i thought i could . stick him in six . i 'll be back after lunch . [ scene_break ] zach : what did he want , annie ? why did you pay him off ? annie : why are you doing this to me ? have n't i been through enough ? have n't we all been through enough ? why are you coming at me like this ? zach : i 'm not coming at you , i 'm trying to help you . annie : by interrogating me ? zach : i did n't want the people that i care about to be hurt any more than they already have been . annie : just leave this alone , zach . zach : yeah , well , i ca n't do that . when we found you in richie 's room , and you 're knocked out , i do n't know , it bothered me . why would you be there ? why would you come to that room after everything that he put you through ? annie : to spare a trial . i 've told you this before . zach : you sold your ring . we found richie had a whole lot of money in his pocket . so what , he was blackmailing you ? annie : please , stop this . zach : what is it ? what did richie have over you ? what did he have that you do n't want to tell me ? [ scene_break ] ryan : you got yours ? tad : yep . ryan : all right . tad : you know , i 'm happy for you . ryan : oh , thanks . tad : no really , it had to be tough . ryan : that is an understatement . tad : how does it feel ? ryan : just great . it feels like i can breathe again . it feels like a truck- load of frustration has totally disappeared . tad : yeah , i 've been there . something similar happened to me . although , where i was concerned , it was n't as simple as , you know , misplacing a few years of my life . i thought i was somebody else entirely . ryan : a wine mogul , was n't it ? tad : a long story . my point is it 's easier for me than it is for you , you know ? when i came to , i just felt like , you know , i 'd been dreaming the entire thing . i was n't pounding my head against the wall for a long time trying to figure out where i misplaced the last part of my life . it had to be hell . ryan : it was . it was getting worse and worse , actually . it 's amazing how people , you know , ask for a blank slate in life so they can start over fresh . they have no idea at all what that really means . although , i guess there are some benefits to not remembering certain things . tad : that 'd be right on time for annie , though , i imagine . ryan : yeah , she 's thrilled . she 's totally relieved . that whole mess with her brother , she was , you know , that was hard for her . she had to deal with that , she had to deal with me not remembering . not remembering our marriage , not remembering our kids . that did n't make it any easier . tad : well , richie 's gone , and you 're back . things are where they 're supposed to be . ryan : it 's been you . greenlee , it 's been you . i love you . i love you , greenlee . tad : ryan ? right ? ryan : yes . yeah , things are exactly where they 're supposed to be . come on , let 's do this thing . let 's play . tad : play ? no , no , no , no . it 's simple , baby . with machines this fine , one races . it 's like being a yachtsman without all the throwing up . what do you say ? up for a little healthy competition ? ryan : all right , bring it on , cap ' n . do n't hurt anybody . [ scene_break ] greenlee : oh , my god . this is great . why did n't ryan tell me ? kendall : well , he was probably pretty overwhelmed , and , i mean , concerned about you . you could 've drowned , for god 's sake . greenlee : well , i know , but -- so this is for real ? not just more bits and pieces like he 's been getting ? it 's , like , the whole four years ? the whole enchilada ? kendall : uh , yeah . greenlee , he also remembers -- greenlee : this is amazing . do n't you see ? everything is falling into place for everyone . me and aidan , you and zach , and now ryan and annie . everyone 's going to be happy again . kendall : no , greenlee , they 're not . [ scene_break ] ryan : are you kidding me ? a five - year - old is supposed to be able to control these things ? tad : stop whining . come on . emma can probably kick your butt on 80 % of the video games you got at home . at least i hope she can , because kathy owns me on all the ones we 've got . ryan : hey , how 's it going not being in the p.i . business anymore ? tad : i do n't know . going pretty good so far , i guess . it has n't been that long . on the other hand , i was supposed to be doing this with kathy , but she 's at camp . yep , that was my grand plan , to spend all the time i could with my kids . ryan : what happens when they move out of the house and they go off to school ? what then ? will you write the next great american novel or something ? tad : not me . i 'd probably go nuts . spend all that time by myself in front of a computer . the truth is i have absolutely no idea what i 'm going to do . in any case , it looks like you got your turning problem solved . ryan : yeah , one more lap around here , and i 'll be ready to race . you do have an incredible family , tad . i mean , you and krystal , you seem really happy . that 's one of the most important things , right ? having a partner to spend the rest of your life with . tad : i 'm a lucky man . ryan : yeah . tad : no question about it . ok , enough practice time . come on , let 's get it back to the ladder here . and then it 's once around the old -- one of those beach balls , and that determines who wins the martin regatta . care to make it interesting ? ryan : yeah , you going to spot me a couple seconds . tad : no , i 'm just as new at this as you are . ryan : ok , then i 'm only going in for 50 . tad : deal . you know , after i got that whole ted orsini fiasco sorted out , i started asking myself a lot of questions , you know , about my life , decisions that i 've made . is that happening to you ? ryan : are you kidding me ? yeah , it 's happening to me . i thought getting my memory back would sort of explain everything . help me understand all this weird stuff that i was feeling , but all it 's really done is made everything more complicated . [ scene_break ] greenlee : what do you mean ? why wo n't everything be good again ? kendall : how could you say that annie is good for ryan after everything that she 's done ? greenlee : hey , she 's been through a lot . kendall : what ? greenlee , annie broke into your apartment . i mean , she got into your face and warned you to stay the hell away from ryan , as if she can dictate who his friends were . greenlee : i know , but look at all the pressure she 's been under . a brother from hell , husband not even remembering knowing her , much less loving her . i mean , that 's some crazy stuff . kendall : i 'm sorry , that 's no excuse . greenlee : kendall , you may be able to pull that with other people , but not with me . we both know all the whacko things you and i have done over a whole lot less . kendall : ok , well , annie sold zach up the river . greenlee : what do you mean ? kendall : she told jesse hubbard that zach was the one who beat richie up . greenlee : what ? kendall : yes , exactly . so excuse me if i 'm not on the rah - rah annie wagon . greenlee : you mean she deliberately went to jesse and made zach look guilty ? kendall : ok , remember when i called you , and i told you that jesse was at fusion questioning annie ? well , she thought that she would add zach to the suspect list . greenlee : well , he was already on the suspect list . kendall : well , fine , so then annie bumped him straight to the top . greenlee : wait , how did annie know that zach beat richie up ? kendall : richie told her . greenlee : well , i 'm sure that zach covered his tracks . so it 's just , like , a dead man 's word against -- kendall : wait a minute , wait a -- what , what , what ? i can not believe that you are defending her . greenlee : i just want everything back the way it was . kendall : well , you know what ? not with her around . we should fire her ass and get her the hell away from fusion . greenlee : oh , my god . kendall , what 's really going on ? what are you not telling me ? [ scene_break ] zach : talk to me . annie : please , zach . richie is gone . ryan and i are finally going to be happy . he has his memory back and he 's -- zach : what ? annie : you did n't hear ? zach : no . annie : greenlee had a sailing accident and ryan saved her . and somehow , i do n't know , the adrenaline rush or whatever , it brought ryan 's memory back . so ryan and i finally have a chance to have a future , so please , please , stop pressing me about the past . zach : i consider you one of my friends . i do n't want to hurt you . annie : even after i sold you out to jesse ? zach : i do n't care about that . there 's a lot of pressure on you , i get it . now , richie 's gone , but we all still live with the consequences . all of us . i 'm going to ask you one more time . tell me the truth . did you give richie the money that you got from pawning your ring ? annie : yes . god help me , i did . [ scene_break ] jesse : hey , baby . sorry i 'm late . angie : oh , it 's ok , sweetheart . jesse : oh , look at you . angie : did you see frankie today ? jesse : no . angie : he left early . listen , jesse , i know that it was the right thing to do telling him about randi getting arrested , but i am so worried that he 's going to get himself mixed up with -- jesse : do n't you even worry about that fletcher character . you know why ? he 's not coming after frankie or anybody else . i locked him up . and he 's going to stay locked up until he gets a lawyer to yell at me or something . and after that , he 's out of here for good . angie : what about the girl ? jesse : i released her this morning . baby , look , frankie 's got a good head on his shoulders . he 's going to make the right choices . at least he 's not going to do anything scandalous like bring her home for sunday dinner like you did to your parents with me . angie : no , he just brought her straight home to bed . jesse : oh , come on . we both know that he was just trying to save her , keep her safe . he 's got a big heart like his mother . angie : jesse , you 've seen this girl . she 's beautiful and obviously willing . you know , that 's part of the job description . and you should see the way frankie looks at her . i mean , do you really think you know him well enough to say to me that there is no way he 's going to fall for her ? no , i take that back . that he has n't already fallen for her ? [ scene_break ] randi : so , here 's how it works , doc . the clock starts as soon as we enter the room . you have thirty minutes . so , what 's your pleasure ? frankie : i just want to talk . randi : like dirty talk ? is that what turns you on , dr. hubbard ? hmm ? because i can be as nasty as you want me to be . or i can be really sweet and innocent like an angel . you tell me . frankie : i just want to know more about you . randi : that kind of talk is not on the menu . frankie : what drives you to -- what drives you to do this ? what drives you back to fletcher ? you keep going back for more and all he does is hurt you . randi : i ca n't tell you that . frankie : why ? randi : because i do n't exist . i 'm your fantasy come true , frankie . i 'm everything that you want me to be . that 's what you bought . that 's what they all buy . so , i can be whatever you want , whenever , but in 25 minutes , i disappear . [ scene_break ] ryan : yes ! tad : i ca n't believe it . ryan : yes ! tad : i can not believe it . you are such a hustler . tad : once a con artist , always a con artist . ryan : what are you talking about ? that was beginner 's luck . i 'm usually horrible at stuff like this . tad : is this thing jammed ? ryan : yours is broken , right ? no , ask greenlee . i 'm usually horrible . she usually kicks my butt at , like , all video games and stuff like this . i 'm telling you , she is something . anyway , what do you think ? come on , two out of three . tad : sure , why not take advantage of the village idiot ? tad : let me ask you a question . ryan : yeah . tad : do you believe in destiny ? ryan : as in a bad pick - up line ? tad : oh , come on . not that i have n't used that on more than one occasion myself . answer the question . ryan : what , you think , you 're asking me if i think life is pre - planned or we ca n't change it ? tad : no , no , no , that 's faith . i 'm talking about destiny . i 'm talking about somebody or something behind the scenes making sure things come off , you know ? well , we have certain choices . everything 's supposed to happen for a reason . you know , maybe it 's just because of what i went through lately , but i 'm beginning to be a firm believer in it , except for you beating me with this little remote controlled iq test , man . this is definitely dumb luck . ryan : what you are saying , tad ? you say there 's a reason that i spaced out on four years of my life , and then got it all back ? tad : i 'm saying terrible things happen , no doubt about it . but you stick with things long enough , the reason it happens becomes clear . you know ? take getting shot . you and i both know how much that stinks , but in my case that amounted to me getting kathy back . and i do n't care what anybody says , i have my daughter back . that 's worth surviving all the bullets in the world . i 'm saying , my friend , i hope you do n't waste too much time worrying about decisions you 've already made . ryan : actually , i 'm more concerned about decisions i 'm about to make . [ scene_break ] annie : richie said he 'd rather die than go back to prison . he told me all these horrible stories about what it was like . seven years being locked in this hellhole , and things that they would do to him , and it was all because of me that he was there . zach : so you put up his bail ? annie : yes , i did it out of guilt , but i did n't think that he would actually make bail . not with those charges against him . zach : but he did make it . annie : i know , because he had proof that i lied at his last trial . well , then , a little after that richie came to me and he said he wanted more money . he wanted to skip town . he did n't want to risk getting convicted , so -- so , i went to the motel with the money . i just wanted this over , zach . i stood on that witness stand , and i stared out at all of these faces of people that he hurt . and they were people that i care about . and their lives were destroyed because of me . i mean , you and greenlee were stuck in that hole because of me . j.r. got sick . babe was kidnapped . everybody got hurt , and it was my fault , because my brother came to this town because of me . zach : you 're not responsible for what he did . annie : what about what i did to him ? if i had n't helped him , he would n't have been able to run , and he 'd still be alive . my brother is dead because of me . [ scene_break ] kendall : annie has shown that she 's unstable . she 's bad news for ryan and for all of us . greenlee : do n't you think you should cut her some slack ? i mean , hello , her psycho brother 's running all over town and nobody believed her warnings . and then ryan loses his memory . kendall : ryan has done everything he could to make annie happy . greenlee : what would you do if zach suddenly stopped remembering who you were ? kendall : i do n't know . maybe -- maybe you 're more forgiving than i am . greenlee : yeah , i know . you like it ? it 's a new me . kendall , out on that boat before i got hit , i had an epiphany . i realized that my life was too much about the anger . and i knew that if i was ever going to be truly , truly happy , i had to let it go . i had to dig deep down and find trust and total forgiveness , and i have found it . i forgave aidan , and we 're back together again . and i found it with you , too . kendall : what are you saying ? that you forgive me for what i did ? do you really mean it , greenlee ? you 're forgiving me ? greenlee , thank you . you have no idea how much that means to me . greenlee : you know , it 's not that i did n't understand , in my head , what went down between you and aidan . i mean , it did n't make it any better , but i can understand how it happened . it 's just that , in my heart , i could n't think about it without tensing up and wanting to scream at anyone or anything , and it was taking over . so i had to let it go . now , if i can do that , ca n't you let go of your anger towards annie ? kendall : greenlee , this is so much more complicated . greenlee : listen , kendall , like i keep telling you , and you refuse to keep listening , everything is back the way that it should be . even the man responsible for sealing zach and me in that stupid bomb shelter is gone , and now ryan has his memory back . so everything is perfect again . he loves annie . his feelings for me were like just silly remnants of the past , something to hold on to when he did n't have anything else . he and annie belong together , just like you and zach do , and aidan and i . [ kendall remembers ] kendall 's voice : ryan , you ca n't be with annie if you do n't love her . ryan : what do you want me to do ? you want me to go to greenlee and tell her the truth , and try to blow up her relationship with aidan ? because i am not going to do that . i 'm not . kendall : all right , but what if she wants you to ? ryan : what if she does n't ? and , no , no , kendall , you can not say anything about this , ok ? promise me you will not say anything . kendall : ok . all right , but i -- i think you 're making a huge mistake . ryan : no , i 'm doing what 's right for everybody . that 's what i 'm doing . kendall : so , you 've really moved on ? i mean , this is what you want ? greenlee : of course , it is . give annie a chance . kendall : and you 're happy ? greenlee : over the moon . kendall : ok , well , then i 'm happy , too . [ scene_break ] zach : then what happened ? you gave richie the money . why would he hit you ? annie : he said he wanted more . then i told him i could n't . i told him ryan would find out that i was helping him . and then i -- i started screaming because i was so angry at what he had done at court , outing me like that . and then , and then he just went crazy . he started calling me an ungrateful bitch . so , i went to leave , and i turned around , and then everything went black . god , zach , ryan and i have a chance to be so happy . i just do n't want him to hate me . please . zach : hey , come on . i told you i 'm your friend . go on , look at me . all right . now you 've got that out of your system . now tell me what really happened . [ scene_break ] tad : you know something ? you just had a life - changing experience . what 's wrong with just , you know , kicking back ? let things happen to you as they happen to you . ryan : because i have choices that i have to make , and those choices are going to affect the people that i care about . tad : want to hear a hospital story ? actually , do n't answer that . i 'm going to tell you anyway . when i was in recovery , floating along with mr. morphine , i kept hearing this song in my head . `` que sera , sera , `` do you know it ? ryan : yeah , i know it . tad : `` what will be , will be , `` huh ? what 's going to happen is going to happen , you know ? why not take a deep breath ? you 've earned it . just relax . do n't force it , do n't make any decisions you do n't have to just yet . let life bring things to you , you know ? all right , ready , set , go . just do n't run over my boat this time . ryan : what are you talking about ? `` que sera , sera . `` you know , whatever happened to destiny ? you 're going to win . if i lose this , you 're going in . tad : not a chance , baby . it 's 50 bucks . [ scene_break ] angie : yes , we both know that frankie is a level - headed young man . but the truth be told , he 's gone through some things that neither one of us knows about . you know , he speaks very little of his time in the service ? what it was like being in iraq . and then coming home and camping out in the woods the way he did ? jesse , neither one of us could have predicted he 'd behave like that . jesse : well , we all deal with our problems in our own little ways . and he is a grown man , baby . you keep treating him like a teenager , he 's going to have every right to act like one . angie : i asked him if he was in love with her . jesse : if he 's in love with her ? the boy ai n't known the girl but two days . angie : i know . i still had to ask . jesse : what did he say ? angie : same thing you did . that he was just trying to help her . jesse : well , take him at his word . and if he makes mistakes -- jesse and angie : let him make them on his own . jesse : look at us . angie : you know , it 's really funny , you can raise children and know them all their lives and still not predict what they might do . and you 've been gone a long 20 years , and it 's like we 've never been apart . jesse : we never have been apart , baby . you always been here , and you always will be . one more time . [ scene_break ] randi : is this your first time ? i meant , with a hooker . frankie : why wo n't you tell me your story ? randi : why wo n't you shut up and get undressed ? frankie : because i 'm not here for sex . randi : you are into girls , are n't you ? frankie : look , i 'm here for educational purposes . i want to know what makes randi tick . randi : you know what makes me tick . you paid at the door . frankie : there 's more to you than , what , 100 bucks for 30 minutes of getting sweaty ? randi : you 're absolutely right . and you 're going to see every single part of me . frankie : help me understand this , all right ? you let men pay you for sex , but you wo n't tell me anything about yourself ? randi : they , uh , they just do n't pay me for the sex , doc . they pay me to leave afterwards . frankie : randi , you 're so smart . and you 're beautiful . damn . but you can be anything you want to be . randi , you can do anything you want to do . why this ? randi : you know what ? i 'm done . i can take a lot of crap , but this i do n't need . frankie : but what about the 25 minutes i got left ? randi : penalized for being a jerk . frankie : randi , i 'm just trying to help you . randi , wait . randi : get off of me ! move away from the door , or so help me god , i will scream my head off . frankie : i 'm not going to do that . randi : what ? move . frankie : stop , no . not until you talk to me . randi : why do you care anyway ? frankie : because i do , randi . randi : get out of my life . stop . i hate you , i hate you , i hate you . just get the hell out of my life . frankie : it does not have to be this way . randi : what do you know ? what do you know about anything ? what 's wrong with you ? you stupid ? you do n't get it . no one can help me , not even you . [ scene_break ] jesse : now you 've got me thinking . angie : about frankie ? jesse : yeah . maybe i need to spend a little time with him a little more . you know , get to know him better . angie : yeah , maybe get to know -- jesse : how he feels about that girl for real ? yeah , i got you . all right , all right , if it comes up i 'll ask him about her . angie : thank you . jesse : you 're welcome . maybe i 'll take him to dinner tonight . angie : oh , he 'd like that . jesse : yeah . i 'll call him from work . hey , lunch look good . angie : mm - hmm . so do you . i 'm pork chopping you . jesse : you what ? angie : so , uh , what time do you have to get back ? jesse : i 'm the boss , baby . i ai n't got to get back if i do n't want to get back . angie : now , see ? that 's what i like , a man with power . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 've got to head over to confusion . i promised amanda yesterday that i 'd pick up some quarterlies for approval . hey , it 's going to be good again . i promise . kendall : yeah . because you just made it that way . [ scene_break ] angie : ow . jesse : that was amazing . you are dangerous , you know that ? angie : so , where you going ? jesse : baby , baby , listen , i got to get back to work . angie : jesse , yeah , but you said you were the man with the power . jesse : i will call if frankie 's good for dinner , ok ? yeah , i know . angie : jesse . jesse : i know . i 'll , uh , i 'll make it seem like i 'm not asking , ok ? how 's that ? angie : no , i was about to say that i love you . jesse : you got tricks . angie : and , uh , tuck your shirt in , chief . jesse : i ai n't . i 'm going to tell the whole world what we did . my wife 's a freak . [ scene_break ] randi : are you going to let me out of here , or do i have to start screaming ? frankie : i 'm leaving . i 've arranged for a place for you to stay for awhile . fletcher wo n't find you there . you should be safe . there 's also some job placement information ready for you , if and when you decide to go . but i 'm not going to push anything further . so , the rest is up to you . [ scene_break ] zach : hey , annie . not yet . what happened ? after what richie did to you in court , there 's no way you 're going to bail him out , set him free . just let him disappear . come on . there was something else . what was it ? you 're a smart woman . you knew he was coming back . and he was blackmailing you , was n't he ? so , what was it ? what did he have over you ? richie 's voice : tell him , sis . tell him the reason i was blackmailing you . tell him you 've been lying to ryan all this time . tell him you took that lug wrench and you crushed my skull in . come on , sis . tell him . annie : i have to tell -- i want to tell -- oh , god , zach , i -- richie 's voice : tell him , tell him , tell him . [ annie faints ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : latest inventory in here as well ? man : yep . greenlee : thank you . greenlee : ryan . kendall told me . ryan : what ? what -- what do you mean ? greenlee : she told me everything . [ greenlee hugs ryan ] | fletcher , randi 's pimp , is at the police station to pick up randi . jesse slams fletcher into a chair , and warns him about pimping in his town on his watch . randi is not interested in talking to frankie so he buys her time for talking only . he pays one hundred dollars for twenty - five minutes . ryan is so happy that he recovered his memory . zach places annie 's ring on his desk ; he gets her to confess that richie was blackmailing her . |
amanda : it 's him . that 's my baby . jake : no , wait , wait , wait , wait , wait , wait . amanda : jake , i gave up my son even when i did n't want to . i grieved him when it hurt like hell . do not tell me that i ca n't see him . jake : i 'm not . i 'm not . amanda : i just need to hold him . i want to tell him how much i love him . jake : shh . [ door opens ] jake : go on . what 's stopping you ? [ scene_break ] [ pop music plays at confusion ] erica : well , there better not be any vodka in there . j.r. : just club soda , but do n't worry . i really spice things up by adding the lime . erica : ha ha ha ! a sparkling cider , please . j.r. : do n't you miss it ? erica : miss what ? j.r. : the escape . no matter what kind of hell you 're going through , you just drink enough , and it all just fades away . erica : until you finally come to on the bathroom floor . you realize that hell is back with a vengeance . j.r. : ha ha ! that and a killer headache . erica : ha ha ! oh , thank you . thank you . so , what brings on this hangover nostalgia , or should i say who ? ok . what has adam done to you this time ? j.r. : it 's not what he did . it 's what he 's about to do with annie . erica : oh , no . they 're not -- he did n't ask her to marry him . j.r. : not yet , but if she has her way , he will and soon . [ scene_break ] annie : chandler residence . emma : mommy ? annie : emma ? hi . hi , my sweetheart . it 's so good to hear your voice . are you all right ? emma : daddy does n't believe me . annie : about what ? emma : i saw ... annie : emma ? sweetheart , what ? what did you see ? ryan : hey , sweets , who are you talking to ? annie : emma , talk to me . ryan : is that your mom ? annie : emma ? tell me . tell me what you saw . [ dial tone ] annie : emma ? emma ? adam : ah , there you are . i 've been waiting for you upstairs . i thought a crab had come to life and attacked you . khh khh ! what 's the matter ? annie : emma just called . she sounded upset . adam : did she say why ? annie : no . she just stopped talking . adam : what are you doing ? annie : i need to see her . adam : no , no . you step foot off this property , and the police will descend . annie : well , let them . my daughter needs me . [ scene_break ] kendall : emma is only saying this to keep her mom out of trouble . i mean , clearly , annie just put these ideas in her head , probably the night of the murder . zach : yeah ? threw out the same thing . ryan is convinced that emma believes every word she says . kendall : you believe it , too , do n't you ? you think i killed stuart , after all . silence . it 's nice . zach : what ? what do you want me to say ? kendall : oh , i do n't know . how about , `` of course i know that you did n't kill stuart . why ? because you told me `` ? zach : kendall -- kendall : but why ? why believe your wife when you can take the word of a 7-year - old . zach : you know what ? maybe i should take the word of a 7-year - old , because she 's making more sense than you right now . kendall : uh ! [ kendall slaps zach ] zach : all right . feeling better ? you got it out of your system ? you want to go again ? no ? good because we got to work on a game plan . kendall : are you serious ? zach : a little girl just said that she saw you kill someone . yes . i 'm serious . kendall : do you believe emma ? i mean , do you honestly think that i killed stuart ? zach : you gon na ask me again ? kendall : yeah , in fact . i need to know , ok ? you know me better than anyone -- the good , the bad , the ugly , all of it . you 've been with me through this from the very beginning . zach : every step of the way . kendall : right , so if you -- my husband , of all people -- think that i 'm capable of murder , then what chance do i have with 12 strangers ? if you honestly believe i did it , i need to know . i 'll have them lock me up right now . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i still ca n't get her to own up , but it 's just so obvious she wants my dad to put a ring on her finger . erica : oh , now i know she 's crazy . being married to adam chandler is n't all it 's cracked up to be . j.r. : you would know . you married him ... twice . erica : what ? j.r. : i do n't know . i just thought you 'd be a little more worked up about it . erica : why would you think that ? j.r. : because you and my dad were getting pretty close . erica : j.r. , whatever i may have felt or not have felt for adam , that has vanished . the adam chandler that i knew , admired even , was dashing and powerful . i mean , yes . ok . he could be an egomaniacal pig at times ... j.r. : at times ? ha ha ! erica : but he was smart , and he was a shrewd judge of character . j.r. : and now he thinks annie is his guardian angel . erica : i know , and i ca n't believe it . i mean , i do n't even recognize adam anymore . i mean , you know that i stood by adam when he was ailing . i even covered up for him , and i helped him save your son from david , and i even forgave him for that horrible heart valve debacle , and what does he do in return ? he actually provides lodging for the maniac who killed his own brother , and he 's urging the prosecution to go after my daughter . j.r. : i know . it 's sick , but , erica , i was hoping -- erica : oh , no . no . i 'm sorry , j.r . your father has really crossed the line this time . you 're gon na have to save him without my help . [ scene_break ] adam : why do n't you sit down and relax ? i 'm sure emma will be fine . annie : you did n't hear her , adam . she said that she saw something . what if she 's talking about the night stuart was shot ? adam : well , did n't you tell me that she was with little adam in the nursery that night ? is n't that what you said to me ? annie : i left her there , yes , and i told her to stay put , but emma was very scared and very confused . how do i know she did n't come downstairs looking for me or something ? oh , my god , she could 've seen something . i need to find her . i need to find her and make sure she 's ok . adam : annie ... annie : get this thing off me now . [ scene_break ] emma : i want to see mommy . ryan : i know . i know . i know . ok , ok , ok , ok . come on . come sit with me for a second , ok , just for a little second , my princess . ohh , i know that it does n't seem fair , you know , that you ca n't see mommy , but we ca n't , because the judge has n't given us the ok yet . emma : i need to tell mommy that kendall shot little a 's uncle . ryan : i love you so much . i love you , and i will never , ever stop . you understand that , right ? yeah ? now , i know that you think that you saw kendall . emma : i did see her . ryan : ok . ok , but it was dark that night , right , and maybe you were a little bit scared , and do you remember when i said sometimes about our mind playing tricks on us a little bit ? [ doorbell rings ] emma : mommy ! ryan : hey , hey , no . wait . whoa , whoa , whoa , emma . [ scene_break ] amanda : hi . oh , my god . hi , little guy , my big man . hi . oh ... [ sobs ] oh , my god , that baby smell . oh , did i tell you i 've been dreaming about that ? oh , you -- you 're heavier . your cheeks are fuller now . he looks just like i remember . yes , you do . do you remember me ? i 'm your mom . [ baby cooing ] amanda : ha ha ! hi . jake : you know how long i 've been waiting to hear you say that . amanda : you think you 've been waiting . [ baby cooing ] amanda : hi . oh , you are -- jake ... jake : it 's ok . it 's margaret . she 's been looking after the baby . amanda : oh , for the parents ? are they away or something ? jake : no . there 's no parents . she 's been taking care of him for you . margaret , heh , can you just give us a second ? margaret : of course . jake : thanks . amanda : i do n't understand . the couple that you told me about , the vet and the kindergarten teacher , you made them up ? my son was n't adopted ? jake : no . margaret has been taking care of him . amanda : but why ? i mean , we had a plan . i mean -- jake : come here . sit down . amanda : hey . jake : i can only explain it like this . all through the pregnancy , i watched you . i saw everything . i saw every kick , every craving . i saw you falling in love with this baby , and i just took a gamble that the day was gon na come when you really wanted to be with him . amanda : well , of course . that 's every day . i mean , of course , i was gon na miss my son . i never wanted to give him up , but we decided that i had to . jake : yeah , but then things got very complicated , right ? liza came into the picture , and she was trying to blackmail me , and -- i do n't know -- it just seemed like everything was going wrong . amanda : so , you decided that lying to me was the answer ? jake : no . i 'd like to think of it as protecting you ... and him , of course , and liza , too , i guess , at the end of the day because she wanted her dream to have a baby , and she got it . i mean , does she really need to know that it 's not yours ? i do n't think so . look . i am so sorry . it was the hardest thing in the world for me to keep this from you . i really hope you can believe that . amanda : i do n't know what to say . jake : just say you understand . [ scene_break ] zach : [ exhales ] kendall ... kendall , hey , hi . how could you doubt for one second my belief in you ? how ? kendall : because i 've been asking you point blank , and you refuse to give me an answer . zach : because it was a ridiculous question . kendall : but , zach , you just said that emma -- zach : i said a 7-year - old makes more sense than you , and i meant that . why would you think that -- i know you did n't kill stuart because you told me , and i looked in your eyes , and i believed you . it 's very simple . end of story . kendall : then why do i still see flickers of doubt ? zach : there 's no doubt here . there 's no doubt . it 's flickers of fear . i 'm scared . i do n't want my kids growing up without a mother , and i 'm afraid that i 'm not doing enough to keep that from happening . kendall : i 'm sorry . sorry . you 've been turning yourself inside out , and all i 've been doing is just demanding more . zach : ah , whatever . we got to focus , and we got to neutralize a threat . that 's our job now . erica : who 's posing a threat now ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'll be up soon , ok ? go on now . liza : tough being a single parent sometimes , huh ? ryan : we 're doing ok . doing ok . liza : you sure , ryan ? she seemed a little upset . ryan : um , yeah . she just had a bit of a nightmare earlier , you know , but we 're fine , fine , just fine . liza : she having a lot of those nightmares ? i mean , god , i ca n't imagine what it must be like for her to be stuck in that house when stuart was shot . ryan : zach mentioned that he got his hands on north 's notes . liza : right , so you know about `` the kid . `` ryan : yeah . is there something that you want to ask me ? liza : come on , ryan . she was in the house , right ? she 's small . she 's quick . i need to know if she said anything to you , huh ? did she see something ? did she hear something ? i need to know . is there any way that she can implicate kendall ? ryan : in every way , actually . emma swears she saw kendall shoot stuart . [ scene_break ] jake : i wanted to tell you . i did , but if you knew the little guy was here -- amanda : i 'd be banging down the door . jake : yeah , and hayward would be right behind you . i 'm sorry . from my heart , i 'm sorry that you had to find out this way . amanda : sorry ? jake , i should be bowing at your feet . you 've given me everything that i 've ever wanted , and i do n't know how to thank you . jake : seeing the two of you together is all i need . amanda : thank you . heh . oh , so what now , huh ? where we gon na go , some deserted island or -- hey , big man here is gon na need a passport . jake : well , yes , eventually , but right now , we go back to pine valley , ok ? amanda : oh , ok , and just show up with a baby ? we ca n't . david would know . jake : and that 's why the baby is staying here . amanda : no . jake : yes . the baby is staying here . we 're just gon na wait a couple of months , ok ? david will get over . people will move on with their lives . amanda : jake , things are different now . jake : i took a huge risk bringing you here . i did n't want to do it . i was n't gon na do it , but i felt that i had to . amanda : i let my baby go once , jake . there is no way that i 'm gon na do that again . [ scene_break ] liza : so , i did some investigating , and one of the reasons why north went to d.c. is , he went to go see a psychiatrist , a child psychiatrist who specializes in repressed memories . look , ryan . i do n't know how , but somehow , north was on to emma , and he planned on using what she knows . ryan : the guy had no right to target my daughter . liza : well , yes , he did , ryan . he 's the d.a . , and if emma really saw what she said she did , we 're looking at the prosecution 's star witness . ryan : ok . my daughter has been scarred enough , ok ? she has . i 'm not gon na add being publicly grilled about a murder to that list , especially considering what it would do to kendall . liza : ryan , you might not have a choice . the new prosecution finds out about this , he will question emma . emma : somebody already asked me questions . ryan : hey , princess , you 're supposed to be in bed . liza : emma , somebody already asked you questions ? who ? emma : a man . ryan : a man ? what man ? where ? emma : the one who was waiting for me after school . [ scene_break ] adam : going after emma is a mistake . annie : so , i 'll take that as a no ? you 're not gon na help me ? adam : no . take it as i want you to be safe with me and not locked up in a jail cell somewhere . i 'm sure emma feels the same way . annie : no one is gon na lock me up . remember , aidan gave me that device that jams the signal from the monitor . i can take this thing on and off . the cops will never know . adam : well , but what if something goes wrong ? annie : it wo n't . adam : but what if ? annie : then at least , i will have seen my daughter . [ scene_break ] ryan : ok , so you came out of school , and what happened ? there was a man there , and he approached you ? liza : did the man tell you what his name was ? emma : henry . liza : henry , huh ? um , is this the man ? north : must 've been scary when the lights went out . did you stay in your friend 's room the whole time ? it 's ok to talk to me , emma . i promise i wo n't hurt you . i just want to know what you saw that night , a woman maybe ? your daddy 's friend kendall ? emma : i 'm not supposed to talk to strangers . north : i 'm not a stranger , remember ? i 'm henry . emma : i see my bus . did i do something wrong , daddy ? ryan : no , sweetheart . oh , no , no . you did n't . you did everything absolutely right . i 'm very , very proud of you . liza : emma , did you ever see that man again ? ryan : ok . why do n't we get to bed , ok ? it is so late , i ca n't even believe how late it is . come on . i 'll walk you up , ok ? in fact , i 'll even carry you up , even though you 're so heavy . ok . here we go . oh , my goodness gracious ! oh , my goodness , here we go . let 's go upstairs . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , let me guess . the big threat is liza colby . well , what did you think was going to happen , hiring her to be your lawyer ? kendall : mom ... all right . you know what ? forget it . i 'm gon na go check on the boys . zach : yeah . thanks . erica : zach , i -- zach : no , no . no zach . no . i 'm not sure what we need to work through here , but liza is a good lawyer . end of story . erica : no . it 's not the end of story . you used the word `` threats , `` zach . i mean , if there 's a threat to my daughter , i need to know that . zach : emma claims she saw kendall kill stuart . erica : but emma is just a little girl . i mean , she must be confused . zach : maybe she is confused , but ryan is convinced that she is telling what she feels is the truth . erica : annie . her mother , annie . i 'm sure she convinced emma that that 's the truth . zach : maybe so , but right now , we need ryan to take emma out of town , just till after the trial , because , i mean , she 's a kid . i do n't want her talking to anybody . erica : that makes perfect sense to me . zach : not to ryan . erica : he refused ? ok . i 'll talk to him . zach : knock yourself out . he 's not gon na budge . [ scene_break ] ryan : the thought of north showing up at my girl 's school and scaring her like that ... liza : look . at least she did n't say anything to him . ryan : he should n't have put her in the position in the first place , liza . if they make her take the stand ... she 's very fragile , ok , and she misses her mom like crazy . liza : hey , when was the last time that emma spoke to annie ? ryan : tonight , actually . liza : wait . what ? ryan : yeah . emma called chandler 's tonight to talk to her mom and tell her about what she saw , or what she thinks that she saw , and i got to her in time before she could say anything . what ? liza : i do n't know . it 's just , that 's -- it 's interesting , huh , that she calls her mom . ryan : and why is that interesting ? i mean , they were together the night of the murder ? liza : yes , but maybe it does n't stop there . maybe emma saw annie shoot stuart and not kendall and this is emma 's subconscious that 's reaching out . ryan : emma swears that she saw kendall . liza : so ? what ? north could 've planted those seeds when he was questioning her . ca n't imagine how emotionally beaten , right ? you see your mother commit a murder , but you insert kendall for your mom , look , it 's not as difficult , right , ryan ? come on . you 're a smart guy . tell me you did n't think about this . ryan : i am not putting emma through this , ok ? i 'm not doing it , all the psychological evaluations and god knows what else . liza : well , maybe we wo n't have to . ryan : i am not taking my daughter and hiding out or going on the run or something . liza : no . i 'm not asking you to . ryan : where are you going ? liza : well , i 'm gon na go get some answers , because if i 'm right , and i usually am , annie is the key to this . [ scene_break ] amanda : why ca n't we just take him and run ? jake : because david would find him in a nanosecond . honey , we 're going home , ok , and , as hard as it might be , you 're gon na act like today never happened . amanda : but it did happen , jake , and now that i know where trevor is , how am i supposed to go on and just -- jake : know who ? amanda : trevor , after my dad . jake : trevor . i like it . well , margaret will be taking care of trevor , ok ? she 's , like , a super nanny , i swear to you . she 's fantastic , and we 're gon na get to see him . amanda : i can visit ? jake : well , no . i was thinking more along the lines of a webcam , all right ? we could see his little face , and we could sing songs to him and watch his little , goofy reactions . amanda : oh , it 's not enough . jake : well , babe , it 's gon na have to be , just for a little while . amanda : [ sobs ] [ sighs ] how long ? how long till i can hold my son again ? [ scene_break ] annie : oh ... ok . i have to go . adam : be careful . annie : i will . i will . adam : and hurry back . annie : hey , you are adorable when you 're worried , you know that ? i 'll be back soon . got to go . adam : well -- [ doorbell rings ] adam : oh . [ door closes ] adam : ahem . oh . i do n't recall saying , `` come in . `` liza : i 'm here to see annie . is she here ? of course , she 's here . she 's chained to the property . adam : well , you 're going to have to come up with a more appropriate time . you see , annie is asleep . liza : what is she , 9 ? adam : no . she 's had a very hard day , and i can arrange to pass on a message for you . liza : no , thank you . i 'd like to speak with your new girlfriend myself . i 'll just go look upstairs , huh ? adam : no , no , no , no . i 'm afraid that 's not possible . annie has had trouble sleeping lately . she 's been taking some sleep medication to help her rest . liza : uh - huh , and it would be rude to wake her up ? adam : uh , yes . yes . i 'm glad we agree . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] ryan : erica . erica : ryan , pack your things , emma 's , too . ryan : obviously , you have talked to zach . erica : ryan , i know a perfect place for you to hide . no one will ever find you . ryan : emma and i are not going anywhere . erica : ryan , you 're keeping her in the line of fire . emma will be forced to take the stand , ryan , and if she gets up there and she tells a lie , then kendall is finished . ryan : erica , emma believes that it 's the truth . erica : what are you saying , ryan ? are you saying that now you think that kendall shot stuart ? ryan : no . i 'm not . i 'm saying that i love my daughter , ok , and i will do anything i have to do to keep her safe . erica : my thoughts exactly . [ scene_break ] kendall : do you remember -- well , that 's that . we 're gon na have to get that later . ian : uh - oh . kendall : uh - oh is right . remember the first time we dyed easter eggs ? remember that ? yeah . yeah . you , buddy -- you just thought you would put dye all over your face . you did , you little worm . let me tell you , orange is not your color , not at all . and , spikey , you thought it was so funny . remember that ? yeah . you thought it was so funny , you wanted to get in on the action , so what 'd you do ? spike : i ruined everything . kendall : no . you picked up the raw egg , remember ? you picked up the raw egg , and you threw it on my head . remember you threw it on my head ? spike : yeah . kendall : i know . it was crazy . spike : you got it , though . kendall : i know . i am , and i had it running all over my face , and then , of course , what happened ? daddy zach walked in , yeah , and that was it . i think we laughed for hours and hours . we did . we laughed for hours . say , you know what ? you know what ? i want for you guys to remember that day . whenever you get sad or upset , just remember how much we laughed , ok ? remember how much mama loves you . mama loves you . mama loves you both very much . spike , spikey , mama will always love you . yeah . [ scene_break ] amanda : i have to say good - bye to you now , trevor . you know what ? let 's make it adios , all right , because i think it sounds better , right ? jake : i think so . amanda : oh , i know . i hate it , too , but you know what ? it 's not forever , ok , which is really amazing because the last time you and i did this , i thought i 'd never see you again -- your big , beautiful eyes and that precious , cute , little nose , and those lips . you are gon na be a real lady - killer . you are -- ha ha ha ! and , you know , the best part is that i 'm gon na be there for every bit of it , yeah -- your first date and your first dance , first time you try and sneak a girl into your room . jake : i can help with that . i 'm an expert . amanda : aww . you know , i 'm gon na be there throughout every single bit of it . yes , i am because i am your mom , and i love you so much , and i hear people say that all the time , that they love someone , and i have to wonder if they really mean it or if they even know . well , i know , and i have never meant anything more in my whole life . [ scene_break ] j.r. : all right . i 've been thinking about it , and i 've been thinking about it , and you need to deal with yourself , dad . adam : hello to you , too . j.r. : this situation with annie , it 's just so messed up , and it 's definitely headed for disaster . adam : strange , i seem to have heard all this before . j.r. : yeah , and you 're gon na keep hearing it till you realize that that psycho is using you for protection , for power , for -- i do n't even want to know what else . adam : we 're in love . j.r. : you ca n't be serious . annie tried to kill you . adam : on the contrary , she tried to save my life . she did sa -- as a matter of fact , she saved my soul . j.r. : oh , my god . adam : if annie had not been with me in the wake of stuart 's death , i would never have made it . j.r. : wow . you should see if she qualifies for sainthood . adam : all right . scoff all you want , but annie and i , what we have is real . she sacrificed her future , her freedom , and her daughter , all to save me . now , that 's not love , i do n't know what is . [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm sorry , erica . i know that you 're worried about kendall . i know that . erica : well , you used to be , too . ryan : i still am . i am , but my daughter has to take precedence with me . erica : well , what about my daughter ? i mean , kendall is about to go on trial for murder , ryan . that 's a capital offense , and with a potential eyewitness , you know what that means . ryan : but you just said it -- `` potential eyewitness . `` why do n't we just leave emma out of this ? erica : exactly . why do n't we just get emma out of town ? ryan : erica -- erica : ryan , the thought of my child being sent to prison or worse , i could n't take that . [ telephone rings ] erica : mm ... ryan : hello ? liza : hey , ryan , it 's liza . i just came from the chandler mansion , and something is off . ryan : what do you mean off ? liza : well , i asked adam to see annie , and he gave me this whole dance . i have a feeling she was n't there . ryan : and she knows how to take off her monitor . liza : yeah . i would be very aware , ryan , because if she took off , she 's headed to one of two people , hmm -- kendall ... ryan : or emma . [ scene_break ] annie : psst . emma : mommy ! annie : come here , baby . hi . oh , hi , my sweetheart . oh , i 've missed you so much . [ scene_break ] kendall : did my mom leave ? i 've made a decision . i 'm turning myself in . zach : no , you 're not . kendall : zach , when north originally put the deal on the table , jackson said i would only get 5 years , maybe 10 at the most . it 's a good plan . zach : it 's a terrible plan . kendall : it 'll give you time , plenty of time to get a confession out of annie . zach : you 're admitting to something you did n't do . kendall : zach , it 's the only way . zach : it 's the only way ? since when ? kendall : since emma lavery became an eyewitness to murder . i could get the death penalty . this is it . this is better for everyone -- for emma , for me . zach : yeah ? is it better for the boys , better for me , for that matter ? no . it 's not . deal is off . [ scene_break ] margaret : [ humming ] jake : we should go . amanda : [ sobbing ] jake : honey , we should go . amanda : [ sobs ] i ca n't . jake , i know i said i would , but i ca n't . i can not leave my son again . i wo n't . [ scene_break ] j.r. : so , you 're really serious about this . you love annie . adam : yes . i do . j.r. : and you think that she loves you . adam : i know she does . j.r. : ugh . man , i need a drink . [ scene_break ] annie : what did you want to tell me , sweetheart ? what did you see ? emma : i saw who shot little a 's uncle . annie : ok . um , emma , sweetheart , you have to promise me that you will never tell anyone what you saw that night , ok ? do you understand ? emma : but i already told daddy . annie : you did ? emma : i told him kendall did it . annie : you -- you saw kendall with the gun ? emma : she shot stuart . mommy , am i in trouble ? annie : no . no , my sweetheart . you 've done nothing wrong . [ knocks on door ] ryan : emma ? emma , why is the door locked ? [ scene_break ] kendall : there 's tons of evidence against me , and now there 's an eyewitness . zach : an eyewitness that nobody knows about . kendall : but they will . zach : they wo n't if you get emma and ryan to take off for a while . kendall : no . no . i do n't want that for them . zach : well , i do n't want this for you . kendall : just please , please promise me that you 'll keep on annie and you 'll keep on her till she admits to killing stuart . zach : kendall , do n't do this . [ liza knocks on the door ] kendall : i already did . zach : you did what , call the d.a . 's office ? kendall ! | jake takes amanda to the house where margaret , a nanny , is taking care of her baby . at confusion , j.r. and erica discuss the things that are going wrong in their lives . erica wonders what adam did to j.r. now . annie gets a call from emma , saying that ryan does n't believe her . ryan walks in and interrupts emma 's conversation . annie keeps asking emma what she saw , but does n't get an answer . adam walks in and wonders what is going on . annie insists on going to emma , but adam stops her . kendall thinks that zach believes she killed stuart , but he assures her that 's not the case and they need to work on a game plan . j.r. tells erica that if annie has her way adam will be putting a ring on her finger . jake takes amanda inside the house to see and hold her baby . jake explains to amanda that he got liza another baby when she threatened him and this is amanda 's baby boy . amanda names him trevor and decides she can not leave him again . liza visits ryan and together they question emma . emma tells them that henry approached her at the school bus stop and questioned her about stuart 's murder . with adam 's help , annie sneaks out of the chandler mansion and goes to see emma . liza goes to see annie , but adam tells her she 's asleep . liza calls ryan to let him know that annie may be headed his way to see emma . annie sneaks into emma 's room and locks the door . emma tells her mom that she saw kendall shoot stuart . ryan knocks on emma 's door , wondering why he ca n't get in . kendall decides to take the plea agreement and give herself up . |
greenlee : we 're not going to lead with `` feed your beauty `` anymore . kendall : you ca n't change the script . annie : no , no , no . she would n't do that -- it 's too late for changes . greenlee : it 's the rebirth of fusion and the launch of fusion green . i 'm changing the script . all : no , she 's not . annie : oh . greenlee : fusion is not a democracy . di : it 's a bitchtatorship . babe : shall we go to the lounge ? annie : no , no , no , no . di is entitled to her perspective . kendall : can we stop , please ? can we all just relax -- di : oh , god . kendall : and can we just -- [ phone rings ] kendall : hold on , hold on . ringing . hmm . hello ? hi , honey . uh -- well , yeah , i 'm -- i 'm good , other than trying to stop a cat fight that 's about to occur on the biggest day in fusion 's history . yeah , yeah , i 'm great . no . no , no , no . honey , you ca n't be late . no , i 'm -- yeah , but -- but the whole spike handoff . no , i know that rachael has him , but come on . oh . all right , i 'll tell her . yes , i love you , too , and little x loves you . all right . bye . ugh . annie : spike -- what happened ? kendall : oh -- new york gridlock . ryan sends his love . annie : through zach ? kendall : yeah . they 're not going to be able to make it before we leave . annie : well , emma 's at a sleepover and rachael 's still with spike , so we 're ok . babe : and we 've checked the material about six times , so we 're cool . kendall : great . but unless someone crammed ava into an overnight bag and did n't tell me , we ca n't leave . greenlee : miss day / night better get her rear here now . [ scene_break ] ava : look what you 're doing for me . lily : you 're my sister . ava : i mess up everything . you can stop touching me now . i do n't want to hurt you . thank you . you know you 're the only person that i 've ever really cared about ? lily : but there are indications that you care about jonathan . ava : the indications are that i am a complete idiot . i do n't want to mess this up , i do n't want to mess you and me up . i do n't want you to ever hurt because of me . [ doorbell rings ] lily : i 'll deal with the visitor . ahem . you 're here to see ava , are n't you ? [ scene_break ] josh : why do i get the feeling you 're holding out on me ? no way is this all you have on chandler enterprises . j.r. : that 's it . josh : that 's it ? j.r. : mm - hmm . josh : no wonder chandler is sinking fast . j.r. : you know , you 're just some sick joke that slater hired to amuse himself . but me -- my name is on that company . josh : not for long , j.r . [ scene_break ] adam : colby . where have you been ? i 've been calling you . krystal . suitcase -- you moving back in ? krystal : what do you think ? [ scene_break ] jonathan : you 're right . i am here because of ava . is she here ? lily : yes , she is and she 's very upset . jonathan : that 's why i 'd like to talk to her . i want to try to help her . lily : i do n't think talking with you would help her feel any better . i 've been trying to understand my own feelings , since you told me that you and ava had sex , and i think she 's having trouble interpreting her own feelings about that , too . jonathan : i do n't know how to talk to you about this , lily . lily : well , i used to help you with things that you could n't do -- remember ? i can help you now . ava said that when you were having sex with her , you were really making love to me . [ scene_break ] annie : di and i could wait for ava , and you two could get started . di : yeah . greenlee : and then what -- we just show up and say , `` fusion green . look gorgeous but be irresponsible , difficult , a pain in the rear , late ? `` kendall : ok , is this about you or ava ? annie : or we could go , and you could all wait here . di : ok , brilliant . love that , love that idea . babe : oh , i hate you both . kendall : listen , wait a second . if greenlee and babe and i are riding together with the materials , ava has to ride with you guys , so that 's it . babe : hey , you two . di : oh . kendall : oh , rachael , i am so glad you are here . rachael : you know , i 'm so sorry . i came because -- kendall : wait a minute . what 's wrong ? rachael : my mom . she -- she had a stroke , and she is at the emergency room over in philadelphia . kendall : my god , i 'm so sorry . ok , go , go . i have him . rachael : yeah , but you guys have the launch and -- kendall : no -- you go right now and be with your mother . ok ? come here , come here . be ok . go be with mom . ok ? [ scene_break ] krystal : i 'm not moving myself in . i 'm moving colby out . adam : colby moving out ? why in blazes would you -- colby : yeah -- dad , stop . ok ? everybody knows why , so stop . adam : no , i do n't know why . what have you said to her ? she 's my child -- i wo n't have you poisoning her mind . krystal : would you stop blustering like a fool , adam ? you know damn well what you did . ava benton ? sean montgomery and those drugs that got that boy a criminal record ? adam : oh , you got me . yeah , that 's -- you lost me when you started referring to me as a `` fool . `` i have done nothing to my daughter except love her and protect her . krystal : what is so scary about colby liking a boy ? the big , powerful adam chandler has to show how tough he is by breaking up a teenage romance , and that nasty work of yours blew up in your daughter 's face at her prom . what the hell is wrong with you , adam ? somebody loves you , somebody cares for you , and you pay them back by breaking their heart . [ scene_break ] josh : you know , you and adam have jerked each other and the company around so much that chandler enterprises is functioning at 72 % of its median performance level -- not peak , j.r. , median . in layman 's terms , you and daddy blew it . j.r. : tell me , josh -- who 's your daddy ? josh : grow up , j.r . j.r. : you know that smile that was on your face the day my dad declared you his son ? you were loving it . i knew it was to stick it to me and get closer to babe , but you must 've been psyched to be getting a pretend new father . so whose son are you now ? adam 's , greg madden 's , jeff martin 's , zach slater 's ? josh : you ca n't mess with my head . j.r. : it does n't eat at you ? wait a minute -- do n't answer that , because chances are you 'd be lying . you know how i 'd know ? like father , like son . [ scene_break ] jonathan : your hair -- ava : it looks awesome , does n't it ? jonathan : it looks -- ava : and he hates it . lily : how do you know ? he has n't even expressed an opinion yet . ava : it was lily 's idea . lily : ava said that she was n't feeling like herself , which was confusing to me , because i do n't understand how you could feel like anybody else . ava : i 'll tell you how -- it 's when somebody touches you like you 're somebody else , looks at you like you 're somebody else . lily : she looks more like me , so i suggested that she color her hair to make her feel more comfortable . jonathan : what about fusion ? you were so proud and excited . they wanted you as the blonde day model for the launch . ava : yeah , well , i make my own decisions . jonathan : well , they 're waiting for you right now . let me drive you down to the office , and we can talk on the way . ava : like i would ever go anywhere with you ever again . [ scene_break ] annie : no answer at wildwind . di : not on her cell , either . greenlee : useless . kendall : annie , di , can you guys go to new york now , get set up ? we 'll meet you there ? di : without ava ? babe : we can wait for her . di : she might be upset . greenlee : great -- i 'll hold her hand and dry her tears . di : leaving now -- great idea . annie : but , kendall , what if you 're late ? you 're the boss . greenlee : she 's the co - boss . you know , if you wanted to be helpful , you could offer to stay behind and watch your stepson so we do n't have to waste time looking for a sitter . kendall : we do n't need a sitter , ok ? annie is going , things will be fine , and when ava gets here , we 'll leave , and spike is coming with us . greenlee : oh , like hell he is . kendall : what did you just say about my son ? greenlee : i 'm sorry , but he 's a baby , not an employee , and we 're all going to get distracted . kendall : all right , greenlee , my son is coming with us . greenlee : does anybody care about this launch or should i just go ? di : we all care -- annie : and we care about spike . what is your problem ? greenlee : my prob -- where the hell is ava ? babe : hey -- hey . you wo n't have to deal with the baby . greenlee : babe , are n't we done with this conversation ? babe : is this because you do n't want him around or because you do ? greenlee : you take one little thing that i said , and you blow it up into something gigantic in your head . yes , it was really nice to hold spike , but i let it go . i 'm a businesswoman , not some ooey - gooey mommy type that crumbles every time the baby babbles . ok ? i 'm a cosmetics executive , and i 'm just trying to keep fusion from curling up and dying . if we 're going to take the baby , we 're going to need the car seat , and there 's not going to be enough room for all of our other things . babe : it 's ok . we 'll just -- we 'll take another car . greenlee : great . well , then i 'm on it . i 'll just go alone . it 's what i 'm used to anyway . [ scene_break ] jonathan : your hair is beautiful . ava : but it 's too easy to tell me apart from lily , right ? kind of blows the whole fantasy , does n't it ? lily : that 's what i meant before . ava said that you were making love to me , but that 's not possible . i ca n't be touched , not like that , and i was n't there . jonathan : ava ? ava , can we please go outside , so i can talk to you ? ava : like , in private ? why ? i mean , we have all the secrets out -- you already told lily about us . so now , we 're all happy , right ? lily : but we 're not happy , unless that 's sarcasm . ava : i get it -- you do n't want me . will you just go away ? jonathan : the look in your eyes right now -- do you remember the other night when i told you about your eyes ? when you were trying to figure out why fusion did n't want you ? your eyes are amazing , and they say so much that you wo n't . i do n't know why because -- because you 're angry or you 're stubborn , or you 're afraid , and you are , ava . ava : you touched me like i was special , like i was some gift that you could n't believe that you had . why ? just tell me the truth . jonathan : ava , because i care about you . lily : 98 , 97 , 96 , 95 , 94 , 93 , 92 , 91 , 90 . [ scene_break ] josh : i 'm doing my job . you need to start doing yours . j.r. : my father created chandler enterprises . he built it with his bare hands . josh : yeah , well , he 's doing a damn good job trashing it with your help . j.r. : this company is my father 's life . josh : well , he just traded it for your life , and now it belongs to my boss . j.r. : get out . josh : you 're not in charge anymore , j.r. remember ? is that your resignation ? no more chandlers at chandler enterprises ? wow . company 's looking better already . [ scene_break ] adam : i had nothing to do with the drugs in that moron 's pocket . krystal : oh . there 's this thing in you that just wo n't quit , wo n't let colby grow up , make her own decisions , make her own mistakes . adam : yeah -- my daughter will not be married twice by the time she 's babe 's age . and she wo n't betray her husband with another man like you did and like babe did . and she is certainly not going to try to pass another man 's child off as her husband 's . where would you and your child be right now if you had n't been forced to confess ? krystal : you know damn well . her name would be charlotte , and she 'd probably be in your arms . adam : yeah . then you have the nerve to question how i raise my daughter ? krystal : i thank god i confessed . thank god you ca n't hurt jenny anymore , and i pray to god that colby has enough sense to stay away from you so that you ca n't hurt her again . [ colby sighs ] colby : i 'm ready . adam : sweetheart , i -- i remember the last time you declared that you were leaving . two days later , you were back again , where you belong -- right here . i 'm your father . colby : i do n't know if you are . adam : i love you , colby . that will never change . colby : dad , i remember running in here when i was a little girl to sit on your lap when you used to read the paper . i would pretend that i could read it and tell you all the stories that i made up . adam : you were a very clever child . colby : i used to tell you stories in my head after mom took me away . i was convinced that you still loved me and that 's why i came back . and no matter what mom said about you or what you had done , i knew things would be better once i came back with you . adam : you were right . colby : yeah , and mom was right about the things you do , but i was ok with it when i first got here because i wanted to be a chandler . i wanted to be just like you . and after all the things that i did , especially the -- when i lied about josh -- was ok adam : it was a mistake . you 're young . colby : it was being a chandler . and it makes me sick to think about it now , ashamed . are n't you ever ashamed of the things you do ? adam : huh . i -- i remember the stories , i remember the chair , sitting on my lap . i -- when you finally came back to me , i had missed you for so , so long . i would 've gladly stolen three cars if it would bring me back to be with you . yeah -- be proud of it . my flaws , my mistakes -- yes , i 've made some . and i do regret some of them . but no matter what you think i 've done , i have cherished you since the moment you were born . you are my child . colby : yes , and j.r. is your child , too . you say he 's the bad child and then you treat him like the golden child and then all of a sudden , he 's the bad child again . adam : yeah , well , regardless of all the things that j.r. and i have been through , he is still here . he 's in this house , under my roof , where we all belong . colby : i ca n't . i just ca n't . adam : you 're the only one i can count on . colby : but i ca n't count on you . and how do you expect me to live here when i am so scared that you might end up hurting me again ? [ scene_break ] tad : hey . have a seat . i 'll get you some decaf . god knows you sounded wired enough on the phone . what 's up ? j.r. : my life is exploding . tad : is it one big explosion or several little ones ? j.r. : i was just summoned over to my house -- which technically is n't mine anymore -- by my wife 's ex - lover -- although she 's no longer my wife , and he 's no longer her ex - lover -- and questioned me about destroying chandler enterprises , which actually is n't mine anymore , either . tad : define `` destroy . `` j.r. : oh , you know , strip it down , sell it for parts ? your basic chop shop deal . in a few easy moves , chandler will be no more . [ scene_break ] ava : lily , lily , i 'm really sorry . lily : 39 -- ava : look , jon -- jon 's actually leaving right now . lily : 37 , 36 -- jonathan : come with me , please , so we can talk ? ava : no . look at her -- she 's upset , and i just told her that i would never upset her . jonathan : and so are you . ava : i do n't care . i can take care of myself . lily : and i can take care of myself , too . we 've established that there is a logical reason why you two would be attracted to each other , but there 's noise in my head anyway , so i 'm going to go to my room . ava : go ahead . i know you want to go after her -- play hero and protect her . just go , jon . save the woman that you really want . [ scene_break ] kendall : you two , go . go now , please ? go early , just get a head start and -- and be -- be savvy , be professional , and make them fall in love with us before the launch even begins . can you do it ? greenlee : but not savvy and professional enough to tell them why we have our offspring . di : save yourself -- come with us . could be dangerous here . babe : i was a chandler . i can handle it . kendall : ok , run , you guys . please , i need you to go fast . di : all right . kendall : ok , good , good , good . di : i got the press kit . babe : call me -- ok . did you forget anything ? i 'll grab it . annie : i 'm taking the test strips , too . kendall : ok , all right , go , you guys , be careful . di : all right , bye ! kendall : all right , thank you . ok , um -- babe , can you do me a favor and grab some water bottles for the ride ? babe : and take my time doing it ? mm - hmm . greenlee : if you want to lecture me in private , do n't bother . kendall : you 're being a bitch . greenlee : oh . that 's big news . kendall : you insulting me and my son , acting all weird and twitchy ? i know why , greenlee , and you better cop to it right now , or we do n't have a chance in hell . [ scene_break ] ava : why are n't you running after her ? why do n't you go talk her down ? why do n't you go sweep her into your arms ? oh , wait , you ca n't do that , can you , because she 'll scream bloody murder . that 's where i come in -- whoa , lucky me . jonathan : ava , would you look around ? because i 'm here with you right now -- i did n't go after lily , and i 'm not going to . and you think that last night was about lily , but it was n't . i know how different you and lily are . ava : is that some kind of a joke ? jonathan : you 're fiery and loud . you 're pushy , but you 're really soft . you 're scared , but you 're gutsy , and when i touch you , ava , i know exactly who i 'm touching . ava -- ava : you know what ? do n't touch me . just do n't touch me ever , ever again . [ scene_break ] colby : you might not care who you hurt , but i do . adam : huh . colby : and i care deeply about sean . adam : that boy stayed in my home , in my daughter 's bedroom , without my knowledge . and then he had sex with that tramp without your knowledge . now , exactly why should i be caring about what happens to him ? colby : you know , dad , when you gave away jenny or tried to give away jenny , i hated the fact that you were my father , because i knew that there was something wrong with your heart when that happened , that there was a missing piece or something . i wanted to leave , but i realized that -- i realized that i had to come home , because i did n't want to see you die alone . adam : and i am so grateful that you did that . you were my saving grace . you still are . colby : please , dad , do n't . i ca n't -- i ca n't be here . krystal : all right , that 's enough . adam , leave her be . adam : yes , well , you 'll be back , same as last time . nothing 's changed . you 'll regret having chosen them over your family . [ door closes ] adam : you are a virus . you and your daughter are a contagion that has been inflicted on my family . and now you 're stealing my daughter . another body for your clown car you call home . krystal : oh , did n't i tell you , adam ? colby and jenny and i are moving in with tad . [ scene_break ] tad : you screwed up , bigtime . nobody 's going to argue that point . but part of the reason you did it is because you got an itch in the back of your brain that your father put there , and the only way you can scratch it is by doing the kind of screwed - up things that he does . that 's changing , and i , for one , am glad to see it , because a year ago if this had happened , you would be plotting revenge . you 'd be screaming about josh right now , making insults , screaming obscenities . now -- j.r. : i threw down some papers and basically said , `` i quit . `` tad : you quit chandler ? j.r. : i think so . tad : oh , kiddo . that 's the best news yet . why -- why did n't you say so in the first place ? i could kiss you . j.r. : huh . tad : hell , i should buy you a hamburger with sparklers on it . j.r. : oh , yeah , yeah , yeah . i just threw away my life . let 's have a party . tad : no , no , no , no , not at all . you are loosening the grip that that company has on you . you 're loosening the grip your father has on you -- that 's big stuff . j.r. : i blew off the guy who hired the guy to run my company . i should be kicking his ass up one side and down the other . tad : no -- hey , hey -- now , what 's that going to get you ? man , you 're just going around the bowl all over again , are n't you ? yeah , it 's going to get you more revenge and more payback and eventually , you 're going to end up fighting with adam and then against him and then with him again ? do n't you ever get tired of that ? do n't you ever want more for your life ? do n't you want more for your son 's life ? j.r. : babe 's already afraid of that -- tad : yeah , you bet she is . j.r. : that i 'm going to turn into my father , and little adam will turn into me . tad : no , no , no , no , no , no , no , no , that 's not going to happen . i know . but you 're just as much my son as you 're adam 's -- i raised you . you 're half dixie , you know ? you may be able to sit in a boardroom with a tie on , rub elbows with the biggest of them , but as far as i 'm concerned , you 've got her heart , you got her soul -- that 's probably why you freaked out in the first place . j.r. : and may have quit the board . tad : and what if you did ? j.r. , do n't you see ? this is your tramp steamer all over again . it 's your ticket out -- hmm ? you could say good - bye to your father , say goodbye to the company . you could take off all over again , except this time , you do n't have to leave pine valley . j.r. : until i pay back my father , i ca n't do anything . [ scene_break ] jonathan : sean ? it 's jonathan -- hey . listen , i was just at your place and -- it 's lily . no , she 's in her room , she 's upset . i ca n't , ok ? not anymore . it needs to be you . all right , thanks , sean . amanda : i can tell i 'm going to hate this . jonathan : yeah , you are . lily 's upset . amanda : because you 're shacking up with her big sister -- big surprise . you do n't want to hear what i have to say . jonathan : yes , i do want to hear what you have to say . amanda -- i want to spend time with her . i -- i do . do n't -- i want to get to know her . amanda : naked . you want to get to know her naked . jonathan : naked -- stop it , amanda . i care about her . my only concern , my worry -- amanda : stop , jonathan , ok ? you knew that ava was bad news , and you wanted her anyway . bad news and lily 's sister -- that would be double bad news . jonathan : i tried not to fall for her . amanda : but you did . i know -- it sucks . jonathan : and trying to -- to get out of it or to pull back is just -- amanda : huh . yeah , that works . in the end , you just care more . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm not weirded out or -- or wound up . i 'm just -- i 'm a professional . kendall : stop , ok , greenlee . i know you . you 're acting like this , because you 're scared . greenlee : i am ? kendall : you 're scared , because you think you have to prove yourself , make up for all the time that you were gone . i mean , this -- this concept launch is your grand entrance back into the business world and -- and if the press and the media do n't instantly fall at your feet , you 're convinced it means that you 're a failure . greenlee : yeah . you 're right . i am scared . kendall : oh , do n't be , greenlee . come on . you 're the queen , for god 's sakes . you 're a goddess . greenlee : ok , this is sick . you should n't be feeding my ego right now . kendall : ok , well , i also have my selfish motives , too . i need you . greenlee : yeah -- liar . kendall : oh . i am not about to grovel here . greenlee : you were fine without me , you and fusion both . if anything , i was a mess without you . kendall : do you want to ride with me and spike ? greenlee : you know what ? um -- no , because i 'm -- i 'm just -- i 'm a bad influence and i 'll do and say things that no child should hear . you go with babe and i 'll go with ava , you know ? i 'll torment her the whole way to new york . it 'll be fun , if she ever gets her skinny little , bony little -- ava : did i hear my name ? well , here i am , the one and only lily look - alike that you all know and love . greenlee : what did you do to your hair ? ava : what -- does n't it just scream `` fusion fashionista ? `` do n't you love it ? i mean , it 's very , very fusion night . kendall : it 's very wrong . greenlee : i told you she did n't give a damn about this job . babe : well , we could wig her , right ? kendall : or we could dye her hair blonde , yeah . ava : no , no ! you 're not touching my hair . greenlee : we bought you and your hair . it belongs to us . ava : get over yourself . so what -- my hair 's brown . you got your fusion night -- is n't that what you wanted ? kendall : we needed day -- i told you that . greenlee : over and over . kendall : i told you that we needed day . ava : come on -- women want guys to want them , to touch them , to love them . women want to be like me . greenlee : so , what is this -- all guys want you ? ava : not all . guess what -- you got me there . are we hitting the road now , or what ? come on . babe : will you please just let us fix your hair ? ava : no , baby , take me as i am . kendall : oh , god , like hell . honey , you 're the talent , we 're the clients . talent never dictates to the client . ava : well , you promised the cosmetics industry a new supermodel . kendall : well , we already have your pictures . they do n't talk back or act like idiots . you 're fired . ava : are you serious ? greenlee : yes . you 've wasted enough of our time -- go ! babe : oh -- bad , very , very bad . greenlee : no model and a baby . we got to call this mess off . [ scene_break ] adam : you and my daughter , and martin ? krystal : well , like you said , there 's not enough room in that condo , and tad deserves to be with his child . adam : `` his child `` ? you mean the one you tried to give to me ? krystal : well , it 's not easy , adam , but tad understands the concept of forgiveness . adam : is that why he keeps trying to steal my children ? krystal : this is n't about you , adam ! oh -- after -- after everything colby said , the way she just poured her heart out to you , and you still think this is about you . oh . you know , she 's right . she is . there is some part missing in your heart , the part that -- that gives a damn about other people . you just -- you just do n't have it in you . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] tad : j.r. , this payback we 're talking about -- it 's just 100 million , right ? or are we talking about payback as in all - out war , take no prisoners ? j.r. : either way , little adam is going to end up hearing about it . he 's going to ask me about it , if i 'm not too much of a jerk that he 's afraid to talk to me . and then he 's going to grow up , and then he 's going to have kids . tad : this is good , rational thinking , and i love hearing it , because i love you . now , adam may be worried about his son . i 'm worried about mine . and right now , i see those gears spinning , and god help me , it 's frightening . j.r. : it 's not too late for me , right ? tad : now you really are frightening me . congratulations , well done . hmm . j.r. : it 's not too late for me or little adam . hell , it might not even be too late for my father . tad : other than jousting with windmills , what do you -- what do you plan to do ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : this has failure written all over it . kendall : um -- babe , can you grab his diaper bag ? babe : yeah , got it . i 'll grab the laptop , too . greenlee : ava 's hair was an omen . dark and dingy -- that 's an omen . kendall : oh , zach , hey . uh -- when you finally get this message and get out of traffic , i have spike . i am taking him to new york with us , but do n't worry . it 'll all be fine . greenlee : oh , god , this is terrible . kendall : it will all be fine , ok ? come on . let 's get out of here . all right ? ready , monkey ? ok . it 'll all be fine . greenlee : this is wrong . i feel it . [ scene_break ] [ ava eavesdrops on the conversation at the boathouse ] amanda : i tried to warn you about ava . jonathan : are you seriously going to give me the `` i told you so `` speech right now ? amanda : you 've loved lily . you loved her so much you were going to let the world think that you were impaired . can you honestly say that you do n't love lily anymore ? jonathan : no , i ca n't . i 'm going to always love lily [ ava leaves ] -- just not as a husband . ava 's -- ava 's different . ava 's special , and it 's not because of what she looks like . amanda : you know , i have fallen for the wrong person more than once in my life . and the trouble is part of what makes them so wrong is what makes them feel right . [ scene_break ] [ krystal glumly watches colby rocking jenny ] tad : something i said ? [ scene_break ] adam : ah -- huh . j.r. , have you come by to regale me with news of your latest attempt to recoup my fortune ? j.r. : i 've come to make things right with you , once and for all . [ next_on ] j.r. : i quit the board of chandler today . adam : you rotten little liar . tad : are you ok about moving in ? krystal : you think i want adam ? tad : oh , please . you want me . | as the girls of fusion get ready to leave for new york , greenlee wants to change the script , but the other girls absolutely refuse . kendall gets a phone call from zach letting her know that he and ryan are going to be late . greenlee begins to panic when ava does n't show up to go with them to new york . lily tries her best to comfort ava . jonathan shows up at the door and wants to see ava . j.r. and josh squabble over the things that j.r. is showing him from chandler enterprises . josh accuses j.r. of holding out on him . colby comes into the chandler mansion . adam immediately comes out to join her and wants to know where she had been . krystal appears up in the doorway , carrying a suitcase . adam wants to know if she is moving back in . krystal asks him , `` what do you think ? `` jonathan wants to see ava , but lily tells him that ava is upset . jonathan tries to talk to ava , but ava will not listen . rachel comes by with spike in tow . rachel tells kendall that her mother had a stroke and is in the hospital . kendall urges her to go to the hospital to be with her mother and rachel leaves spike with kendall . kendall suggests taking spike to new york with them , but greenlee is dead set against it . krystal tells adam that she is moving colby out . krystal lets adam know that colby knows that he was involved in ava 's setting up sean with the drugs . j.r. lets tad know that after some chop shop deals , chandler enterprises will be no more . amanda warns jonathan about ava and getting involved with her . ava shows up at fusion with her hair dyed brown . kendall fires ava from being the fusion model . krystal lets adam know that she , colby and jenny are moving in with tad . |
erica : well , everyone 's getting special privileges now . jack : so i understand very soon now , i wo n't have to pull any strings to get this close to you . erica : samuel told you ? jack : yes , he did . erica , you 're getting released early . i mean , i -- i must tell you . i 'm officially stunned . erica : the man is a miracle worker . jack : the man was the reason you were in here to start with . let 's not forget that . all right . to be honest , sam and i have had our differences across the years , but , finally , he 's doing the right thing in regard to this , and you deserve this break , erica . you have done so much , so much , for the women in this prison . erica : well , i -- i just -- i did what needed to be done . that 's all . jack , i ca n't wait to get out . jack : so why wait ? what wait ? they 're letting you go now . erica : now ? jack : you heard me . now . so pack your bags . i 'll wait and drive you anywhere you want to go . how 's that ? [ scene_break ] ryan : kendall told you everything ? greenlee : oh , yeah ! you got it back ! finally . the old memory . kendall : you 're in love with greenlee . greenlee : ryan ? hello ? ryan : wait . she -- she told you absolutely everything ? greenlee : yes . everything , as in `` everything . `` why did n't you tell me ? ryan : because , greenlee , i -- i -- i did n't think you wanted to go there . greenlee : are you kidding ? i 'm thrilled . ryan : really ? greenlee : really . really . god , i -- it 's what i prayed for , because i love you so much , and -- ooh ! ryan : oh , god . greenlee . [ ryan sighs as he hugs her tightly ] [ scene_break ] zach : i need a doctor . jake : what 's happened ? hey . so what happened ? zach : we were talking , and she collapsed . [ annie sighs ] annie : ryan ? zach : i 'll get him -- jake : annie , it 's jake . do you remember me ? i 'm going to take good care of you . can you put her in 3 ? thank you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : wow . you 're really happy , too . ryan : well , wait . what about aidan ? greenlee : what about him ? ryan : well , i mean , how did he react to everything ? greenlee : he does n't know yet . ryan : what ? greenlee , what are you talking about ? you -- when are you going to tell him ? greenlee : i -- i 'll tell him . it 'll be fine . ryan : but i thought you and aidan -- greenlee : listen , let 's not talk about aidan . let 's talk about your memory . kendall said that it -- it happened when you were saving me ? ryan : yeah , it did . you were , uh -- you were out cold , and i was -- i was racing out to come and see you . greenlee : so something good came out of that humiliating bonk to the head . ryan : something `` good `` ? something amazing , greenlee . you gave me my life back . [ phone rings ] greenlee : i -- i -- i think that 's for you . ryan : what ? greenlee : your phone ? ryan : oh , yeah , right , sorry . yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . hello ? zach : ryan , it 's zach . i need you to come down to the hospital . ryan : why ? zach : annie collapsed . [ scene_break ] tad : hi -- new in town ? jesse : how the hell did you get in here ? tad : how do you think i got in ? i broke in . love the mug . desk is nice , too . jesse : yeah , could you get your big , funky feet off my desk , please ? tad : yeah ! i 'm serious . place looks good . it 's all you . although i 'm thinking you could use a couple of personal touches , like a nice 8 x 10 of me saluting the new chief . what do you think ? jesse : yeah , that 's really funny . so what 's up , kid ? tad : oh , just stopped by to make sure -- sure you 're , you know , you 're still an honest man . i also brought you a snack . jesse : uh - oh . tad : dogs and swill , your favorite . dig in . jesse : oh , who loves you , baby ? tad : you do . [ jesse laughs ] tad : hey , i also bought you a present . a little office - warming gift . huh ? huh ? what do you think ? the new chief of police has got to stay in shape . jesse : hmm . tad : god , do n't they feed you in here ? jesse : mm . you know , i went home to have lunch with angela , and i forgot to eat . tad : aw , you crazy kid . jesse : sort of . [ tad chuckles ] tad : get started . jesse : besides the delivery service , what else is up , kid ? tad : what else -- what is n't up ? i tell you , for a guy who just quit his job , my dance card is full . jesse : you 're bored . tad : no . no , i 'm serious . you know what i had to do today ? woke up , fed the kids -- nice . i 'll get you a new coffee mug . dressed the kids , took kathy to camp , went to the toy store -- damn . bought myself this little -- nice , little hoop for you and some little remote control boats for the kids . ah , let 's see , i went to the , uh , yacht club . i launched the boats in the pool , sank the boats in the pool -- yes . brought you the dog -- jesse : you going to eat this one ? tad : no , knock yourself out . after this , i got to go back , pick up kathy , apologize for sinking the boats , go back to the toy store , buy new boats -- jesse : well , you are so beyond bored . tad : it 's killing me . now it looks like i 'm going to be hungry on top of everything else . jesse : you have too much time on your hands , tad . tad : ah . jesse : maybe your should rethink the , uh , hanging up the sherlock holmes hat , huh ? tad : i made the right choice . all i got to do is get myself a new hobby . or a new sport . jesse : oh , well , it 's not golfing . tad : what 's wrong with golf ? jesse : you 're going to need a partner . tad : exactly ! come on , man . we can have fun , chasing each other around in those little carts . jesse : ah , yeah , no . tad : no . huh . what 's that ? novak pictures ? jesse : yep . tad : tell you what . i 'll make you a deal . i wo n't drag you out to the course and buy you one of those little plaid pants , if you tell me what you 're thinking . jesse : well , i 'm thinking maybe it was n't an accident . there 's enough people out there that wanted that man dead . tad : premeditated murder ? huh . [ scene_break ] pete : an investment banker walks into a bar . bartender asks , `` why the long face ? `` banker says he used to have a corner on the market , but , with the way things are going , he 'll be lucky if he ends up with a market on the corner ! palmer : that 's a good one . pete : so it does n't apply to you , huh , dad ? palmer : oh , no , no . no , we 're well ahead of the dow jones . pete : the only bull in a bear market ! cortlandt rocks ! palmer : well , it 's good to have you home . pete : it 's good to be back . i plan to stay for a while . palmer : until you head off for harvard . pete : that 's what we need to talk about . uh , it was an honor for me to be accepted by harvard . of course , it does n't hurt to have the cortlandt name . but the more i thought about it , the more i realized i 'm just not ready to go to college . i have so many interests . not to brag , but i 've aced so many subjects , i need time to really think about what it is i want to pursue . before i take on harvard . six months . that 's all . maybe a year . harvard will still be there , and harvard will still want me . adam : harvard ? palmer : oh , lord . adam : how impressive . um , so this is , uh , pete , all grown up . pete : good to see you , sir . adam : yeah . it 's been a while . pete : oh , i was at prep school . vandover . adam : oh , it 's a good school . pete : one of the top three in the country . palmer : graduated first in his class . adam : well , congratulations . palmer : watch him . he 's still one of the enemies . [ adam laughs ] adam : and your father is still melodramatic . welcome back to pine valley , pete . [ scene_break ] jack : are you ok ? erica : uh , yes . just surprised , that 's all . i mean -- i mean -- samuel was just here to say that i was going to be released , but i had no idea that he meant today . jack : well , evidently , he lit quite a fire under their butts . they 're processing your release papers right now . as a matter of fact , you should be out of here within the hour . erica : it 's really going to happen ? i 'm going to go to my cell , i 'm going to pack up my things , i 'm going to walk out of here , and -- and i 'm going to get my life back ? jack : yes , you are . listen , i called , uh , bianca , josh , kendall . they 're all ecstatic . erica : oh , i 'm going to get to go and see ian and -- and spike , and i can hug them , and i can kiss them , and i can tell them how much i 've missed them . jack : i got to warn you , they 've really grown , these boys . erica : and i can fly to paris . i can visit bianca and -- and miranda . jack : honey , you can do anything you want . erica : anything . oh , this is , uh , a little overwhelming . jack : well , maybe the best idea , then , would be to kind of take it a step at a time . erica : yeah , that 's good advice . [ erica clears her throat ] jack : first step would be to let me know where i 'm going to be driving you when you 're out of here . now , kendall would love for you to stay with her . or -- you can stay with me . [ scene_break ] jake : well , now , wait , wait , wait , wait . wait . you passed out , ok ? so you need to take it easy . annie : i do n't know why i passed out . i 'm not sick . jake : well , we 're going to find that out . you up for answering a couple of questions ? good . ok . um , first question is , is there any chance that you could be pregnant ? annie ? annie : no . no . there 's no chance i could be pregnant . um , that 's not possible . ryan had a vasectomy . [ scene_break ] tad : cause of death , blunt head trauma . could 've been sustained when novak fell upon impact . jesse : yeah . either that , or his head could 've been bluntly impacted before the accident . tad : good shot , chief . jesse : hey , you know . tad : you might be on to something . there were no skid marks near the body . jesse : yeah , well , the car did n't even try to avoid him . tad : yeah . no position . position and the injuries are n't necessarily consistent with a random hit - and - run . jesse : hmm . tad : hmm . keep practicing , baby . so slater found the body ? jesse : yeah , but he swears he 's innocent . tad : and what do you think ? jesse : well , the car he was driving was clean . tad : yeah , but you brought him in anyway . jesse : how do you know that ? tad : kid , i 'm retired . i 'm not dead . i still got my gossip . did slater say anything ? jesse : nope . tad : so what now ? jesse : i got a little something - something up my sleeve . tad : you 're not going to tell me about it ? jesse : i do n't want to jinx it . whoo ! did you see that ? the man is on it . you know what ? i 'm going to win this one . [ scene_break ] jake : ok , give me a deep breath , all the way in . ok , last time . all the way in . ok , i lied . one more time . ok . let me ask you something , annie . did you have , uh , any nausea , or were you dizzy before you fainted ? annie : no . jake : hmm . any double vision ? annie : uh - uh . jake : are you on any medication ? annie : um , just an inhaler , but i have n't used it in weeks . jake : hmm . ok . have you , um , have you eaten anything today ? annie : i had tea for breakfast . jake : what , are you on a diet ? annie : i have n't been very hungry lately . jake : did you see or hear anything before you fainted that -- that might have upset you ? zach : he was blackmailing you , was n't he ? so what was it ? what did he have over you ? richie : i am never going away . i 'm always one -- [ annie yells as she hits richie over the head and he falls ] [ thud ] [ thud ] jake : annie ? annie : um , i was with zach . i do n't even remember what we were talking about . jake : mm - hmm . were you injured lately , or , you know , were you hospitalized for anything in the last couple of months ? annie : it was n't anything . jake : what was it ? annie : um , well , my bother hit me over the head , and i -- i passed out . jake : when did this happen ? annie : angie -- dr. hubbard . she checked me out . jake : did -- did she do an mri ? annie : no , i did n't want to come to the hospital . jake : well , i 'd like to do an mri . i 'd like to see if you have a concussion or -- ok ? annie : ok . you think that 's why i might 've passed out again ? jake : that 's possible . and , um , i 'm sorry about your brother . annie : so am i . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , zach . zach : hey ! ryan : hey , where 's annie ? zach : cubicle 3 , jake . ryan : ok , thanks . greenlee : what 's going on ? zach : annie collapsed . greenlee : well , she 's been under a lot of stress . but ryan 's here now . he 'll make her feel better . what ? zach : nothing , you just sound like you really cared about her . greenlee : why would n't i ? zach : i do n't know . i mean , kendall said that , uh , you and her were done with annie . greenlee : yeah , i did kind of toss her aside after she broke into my apartment and bitched to me about ryan , but that 's old news . i 'm over that . i 'm over everything . zach : mm - hmm , ok . just , uh , just like that ? greenlee : just like that . zach : ok . greenlee : you want to know what else ? zach : hmm ? greenlee : i made up with aidan . zach : really ? greenlee : yeah . i forgave him because i love him . i 'm following your lead . say you 're happy for me . zach : say i 'm happy for you . hey -- you want me to be happy , i 'm happy . if you 're happy -- greenlee : and that 's -- what an overwhelming response . zach : well , it 's an honest one . greenlee : i forgave your wife , too , by the way . zach : wow , you 're full of surprises today . greenlee : yeah , well , my news is nothing compared to ryan 's . did annie tell you ? zach : yes , total recall . greenlee : yeah , yeah , and do you know what he said ? zach : what ? greenlee : he said that he 's got his life back . which means that he 's back in love with annie again . zach : well , good news . greenlee : yeah , get her out of her funk . help her put the whole richie mess behind her , so they can have their life back together again . [ scene_break ] jake : all right . your blood is fine . your lungs are clear . your heart 's stable . i want to take some blood , ok , and see to the mri . ryan : mri ? annie : i -- i could have a concussion from when richie hit me . jake : just , uh , keep her calm , and i 'll be back . ryan : oh , all right . wow . you 're going to be ok . annie : yeah . now that you 're here . i 'm so sorry , ryan . ryan : for what ? annie : for -- for this . for richie . you just got your memory back . we should be celebrating . this should be a wonderful time for you and for us . but i promise you , whatever 's wrong with me , i 'm going to get over it , and we are going to move on to the good stuff . you and me and emma and spike . we 're just -- we 're going to start over . ryan : why were you with zach ? [ scene_break ] jack : hey , you . i 'm not making a move on you here . i 'm inviting you into my home as my very dear friend . you know , with reggie and sean and lily gone , there 's just all kinds of room . erica : oh , i know . i used to live there , remember ? jack : yeah . erica : look , it 's -- it 's very sweet of you to offer . it really is . i just think i need some time alone right now for a while . jack : i understand . erica : actually , i do n't think i want to go back to the valley inn , either . i -- i really feel like i would love to have something more permanent . jack : well , maybe you want to build linden house ii . erica : i do n't know , i do n't know . but , in the meantime , i think maybe i 'll stay at the -- at the yacht club . jack : well , we certainly made some fond memories at the yacht club , did we not ? i called val . had him pack a couple of suitcases for you . erica : oh , that 's right . i get to wear dresses again ! and pretty shoes . jack : yeah , and sleep in a real bed tonight , huh ? erica : yeah , and no more cots , no more cells . jack : no more guards . erica : no more laundry duty , and no more supervised showers , and no more 5 : 00 a.m. wake - up calls , and no more sable . jack : who 's sable ? erica : oh , oh . she 's a new inmate . she 's delusional . she threatened me . jack : she threatened you ? why ? erica : i have no idea . but i handled her , and , anyway , i wo n't miss her , but i certainly , certainly will miss all the friends i made here . woman : we will miss you , erica ! [ erica screeches ] [ jack chuckles ] erica : look at you ! oh , my goodness . [ scene_break ] adam : no , i think you should take a year off . with your talent and your ability , i think you should consider all the possibilities . palmer : uh , that will do , that will do . adam : i think , uh , we need another drink . um , would you help me with the bar ? pete : sure . palmer : peter . do n't trust one word that comes out of that snake 's mouth . [ phone rings ] palmer : i have to take this call . it 's from hong kong . pete : it 's ok , dad . take the call . i 'll be fine . adam : see you around , palmer . palmer : palmer cortlandt ? pete : chandler enterprises has had a very good year . adam : oh , yes , yes . it certainly has . we 'd like another round at the table , uh , scotch , neat , for me . pete : your biotech , uh , division really scored with that bioengineered rice . it should really have an impact on -- adam : yeah , i do n't really want to talk about the rice , and i do n't want to be brownnosed . pete : i was n't brownnosing . adam : no . there is something i want to discuss . pete : ok . adam : the crime you committed at your old alma mater . pete : i do n't know what you 're talking about . adam : i 'm talking about the rape . [ scene_break ] jesse : absolutely . i 'll let you know as soon as we get a break in the case , mayor bartlett . all right , thank you . thank you . how do i get rid of you , tad ? tad : give up your secret lead in the novak case . jesse : yeah , it 's not going to happen . tad : i did n't think so . you know what ? i 'm going to go out and invest in a couple of matching golf outfits . jesse : hmm . tad . tad : do n't worry . no plaid . how do you feel about lime green ? jesse : hey , hey , stop , stop . you think i 'm doing the right thing , digging this deep into novak 's case ? tad : what do you mean , `` doing the right thing `` ? it 's your job . jesse : he did a lot of damage , hurt a lot of people , man . tad : well , true . jesse : and there are a lot of people out there that think that he got what he deserved , nobody should be punished for it . tad : probably . jesse : if this guy 's death was premeditated , that 's murder , which means it 's my job to find out who did it . i mean , we 've got a system here . we need to adhere to that system . otherwise , we leave the door wide open for thugs like papel . people like that , man , they just -- they laugh at the laws and ignore the system . they tear people 's lives apart ! that 's not happening on my watch . tad : jesse . admit it . it 's in your blood . i know you . i support you . do what you have to do . what 's up ? officer : chief , forensics just sent that over . jesse : ah . these are the results i 've been waiting for . tad : something novaky ? jesse : this is good . [ scene_break ] annie : zach brought me to the hospital . ryan : why were you with him in the first place ? annie : what does it matter ? ryan : i 'm just trying to understand . annie : there 's nothing to understand , ryan . i -- i bumped into zach . he 's a friend . it 's no big deal . ryan : right . uh , let 's just go back for a second . when we were -- when we were at home , um , we were together , you know ? and , then , the phone rang , and , uh , you said it was the office , and then you took off . annie : i know . ryan : and then you ended up with zach . so i guess it just leaves me wondering was it actually zach who was on the phone ? annie : yeah , i 'm -- but he just -- he was just concerned , so he -- he called to see how i was doing . ryan : and why did n't you tell me that ? annie : i -- i my head is really fuzzy , ryan . i do n't -- i do n't remember . jake : hello . i am accepting donations . annie , i 'll start with you . annie : sure . jake : are you ready ? annie : mm - hmm . jake : ok . ryan : i 'll wait outside . jake : no , you can stay here if you want to . he 's got a problem with blood , does n't he ? hmm ? how about you ? richie : always one -- [ annie screams as she recalls hitting richie again ] [ thud ] [ thud ] jake : this is going to sting a little bit . [ scene_break ] zach : how 's annie ? ryan : she 's , uh , well , she seems fine . jake 's running some tests . greenlee : she 's tough . she 'll shake off whatever it is . ryan : hey , uh , greenlee , i need to talk to zach for a second . do you mind ? greenlee : ok . i 'm gone . ryan : ok , thanks . why did you meet with annie ? zach : i wanted to talk to her about richie . ryan : really ? so then , why the secrecy ? zach : you could 've come . ryan : i do n't think she wanted me to . i do n't think she wanted me to know that she was meeting with you . do you have any idea why that would be ? zach : you 'd have to ask her . ryan : i did . she claims that she does n't remember . zach : and you do n't believe her ? ryan : no , i do n't , so i 'm asking you . zach : annie 's got secrets -- with her and richie . [ scene_break ] jake : was n't so bad , right ? ok , i 'm going to put a rush on these tests and see if we ca n't play cutsies with the mri line . all right ? annie : thanks jake . [ annie sighs ] [ annie groans ] [ annie exhales ] greenlee : well , hey . you 're walking again . that 's a good sign . annie : what do you want ? greenlee : uh , i just wanted to see how you were doing . annie : how did you know i was in the hospital ? greenlee : i was with ryan when zach called . annie : what were you doing with ryan ? greenlee : oh , annie , just do n't . ok ? annie : no . it 's not ok , greenlee , because every time i turn my back , you 're going after my husband . greenlee : please . let 's not do this again . annie : ryan belongs with me , ok ? not you , me . greenlee : i know that . annie , you do n't have to be afraid anymore that ryan does n't remember loving you . annie : he told you that ? greenlee : well , yeah . annie : i do n't want you talking to ryan about me ! greenlee : chill out . annie : no , because then you 're just going to turn him against me , greenlee ! greenlee : no , i 'm not ! annie : stop chasing him , ok ? if you do n't stop , i will stop you ! [ greenlee grunts as annie grabs her hair ] greenlee : let -- let go of me . annie : ryan does n't love you . he loves me . whoa . oh . ah . greenlee : god . why am i helping you ? [ annie grunts as she loses her balance ] [ scene_break ] ryan : so annie is keeping secrets ? zach : ah . did you notice she has n't been wearing her wedding ring ? ryan : yeah , she has n't worn that for a while now . zach : well , she pawned it . gave the money to richie . ryan : for bail ? zach : for bail . well , she has a lot of guilt , you know , about richie , what happened to him , what happened to me , greenlee , junior , and she wanted him gone , away from you and the people she cares about . ryan : do you have any idea why she did n't want to talk to me about this ? zach : she just did n't want to involve you anymore . it would bring you -- at risk . so she sold her ring for bail and to give him more money , and , apparently , even after that , he wanted more . ryan : but she would n't give it to him ? zach : that 's what she told me . ryan : which is when he knocked her out , and he ran . zach : that 's what she told me . ryan : i knew something was n't -- was n't right about this . zach : she also said she 's afraid that you might be angry with her . ryan : well , i 'm not thrilled that she did n't talk to me about this , but i get it . i mean , i 've been there . i 've tried to do damage control for my brothers , so i -- i do get it . zach : you should tell her that . [ scene_break ] [ annie grunts ] greenlee : i 'll sing it again . ryan 's a friend . that 's all . annie : stay away from him . greenlee : listen to me . i 'm back with aidan , so ryan is all yours . annie : you 're serious ? greenlee : yes ! aidan and i are back together again . we 're happy . all is forgiven . i 've been forgiving everyone , you included , and , until now , i thought you were just stressed out , but , obviously , you 've got a little richie in you . annie : get out . greenlee : be well . jake : hey , roomie . how are you feeling ? greenlee : boating accidents are fun compared to this little visit . keep her away from sharp instruments . annie : greenlee and i have some issues . jake : hmm , i kind of figured that . well , i worked my magic , and i , uh , i have the results to a certain test . annie : and ? jake : you 're not going to need an mri . [ scene_break ] pete : sir , i did n't rape anyone . adam : oh , oh , yes , you did . pete : i do n't know where you got your information . adam : shut up and listen , cortlandt . if i say you committed rape , then that 's a done deal . a done deal . all i have to do is find a -- a girl at that fine little , uh , prep school of yours , and , uh , somebody who 's on scholarship , possibly , uh , maybe needs a few thousand , and , uh , whenever i give the word , she 'll cry `` rape . `` pete : why -- why would you do that to me ? adam : oh , come on , come on . do n't play dumb . you 've got brains , which is surprising , considering you 're the mutt spawn of pete cooney and opal . pete : wh -- why -- i do n't know why you would want to frame me . adam : you know my daughter 's car was involved in an accident recently . and there might have been a casualty of that accident to one , uh , maniac novak . pete : `` might `` ? adam : yes . the world 's better off without him . but , uh , that 's not the issue . the car and the driver left the scene . that 's a crime . pete : i know that . adam : no . no , no . you forget that . you 're going to forget all about it . you understand , from this moment on , you 've forgotten everything about the car , the scene , the accident , my daughter , all of it . and if you do n't forget , this fall , you 're going to be a freshman in a state penitentiary . ah . good chatting with you , kid . [ scene_break ] erica : `` free at last . slam them with your glam , kane dame . hugs , kisses , and knuckle - slams . faye . `` oh , faye ! thank u ! all of you . sue : well , we 're not done yet . faye : we have presents . sue : oh , me first , ok ? you worked it so that i could see my little girl , and , now , when she comes , she draws me pictures . this is her latest masterpiece . erica : oh . sue : i want you to have it . erica : but she made this for you . sue : she brings me a bunch of them every time she comes , twice a month . [ sue sighs ] sue : i have my little girl back because of you . please , take it . erica : thank you . faye : my turn . i decided , got permission from the warden to make it , and a bunch of the girls pitched in and helped rochelle sew it up . erica : oh ! ok . ah ! [ laughter ] erica : it 's beautiful ! rosalie : read the label . erica : `` felony fashions . `` [ laughter ] sue : ok , it 's time for the cellie award . for the most fabulous cell - block babe , i made this in crafts class . [ laughter ] rosalie : and the winner is -- faye : envelope , please . erica kane . erica : thank you . sue : speech ! come on , speech ! jack : speech ! erica : thank you . i -- i -- each and every one of you , thank you , all . i an , every single one of you in this room is so talented and -- and so hardworking , and i -- i just want you to know that your friendship is something that i will treasure always . [ applause ] [ scene_break ] jesse : forensics , they were able to lift tire tracks from richie 's clothes . tad : tire tracks ? so he was n't just hit . jesse : he was run over . tad : ah . jesse : and that 's not all . tad : [ giggling ] what ? tell me , tell me . jesse : they identified a rare type of tire , made for a really expensive car , one of which was bought right here in la valley de pina . tad : anybody we know ? jesse : bam ! tad : oh , you 've got to be kidding me . jesse : adam chandler . adam : jesse . what brings you here ? can i offer you a drink ? jesse : i 'm on duty , dude . adam : oh , right . well , uh , what can i do for you ? jesse : you can answer a question for me . adam : all right . what is it ? jesse : how did your new car manage to mow down richie novak ? [ scene_break ] zach : kendall , hey . uh , i had to bring annie to the er . greenlee : just visited your lovely wife . ryan : hmm . i should probably go back in . greenlee : hold on , ryan . we need to talk . what are you going to do about annie ? jake : hey , ryan . ryan : hey . jake : uh , well , i 'm going to be discharging annie . ryan : so she 's ok ? jake : i 'll let her explain . greenlee : go . go , go . we can -- we can talk later . ryan : ok . [ annie is sniffling and crying ] [ scene_break ] [ laughter ] erica : i 'll be back . i mean , i 'll visit . [ laughter ] faye : and you 'll send care packages ? erica : of course . rosalie : will you write ? sue : oh , because we like letters . erica : oh , you 'll get letters . faye : and care packages . erica : oh , yes ! why do n't you all help me pack ? sue : ok , let 's get it on so that she can get out of here ! erica : thank you . jack : well , clearly , you will be missed around here . i 'm going to go check on you release papers . erica : jack ? jack : yeah ? erica : i , uh , i was flustered before when you told me that i was going to be released . jack : yeah , so i noticed . erica : i was n't clear . jack : about what ? erica : about needing time alone . i only meant just for a while , you know , just till i adjust . jack : i get that . erica : i 'm not trying to push you away . jack : i understand , really . no explanation needed . erica : before i go back to my yacht - club suite , i -- i would love to grab a bite to eat . jack : now you 're talking , sister . do you have a restaurant in mind ? erica : anyplace that does n't have creamed corn and mystery meat ? jack : i think i know a couple of places like that you might just love . erica : great . jack : good . why do n't you get your things ? i 'll be right back . erica : [ whispering ] ok . jack : ok . please ? sable : i hear you 're leaving us . erica : yes , i am . you really need to get out of my way . sable : not until i give you my good - bye present . erica : i do n't want anything from you . i just want you to move . sable : not moving . erica : guard ? hey ! [ erica screams ] sable : for the woman who has everything . like i said , you 're not going anywhere , bitch ! [ sable grabs erica in a stranglehold and holds up a knife ] [ scene_break ] adam : what kind of idiocy is this , hubbard ? jesse : it 's the forensics - report idiocy . the late mr. novak 's clothing was sporting a monogram from your tire treads . just a little curious as to how something like that could 've happened . adam : my car and that criminal , and you have the nerve to ask me how ? jesse : obviously , i do . how ? adam : i reported that car stolen , and nobody gave a damn . and then , suddenly , it was involved in a hit - and - run . now , what kind of idiocy is this , hubbard ? hmm ? [ scene_break ] zach : hey . what did jake say about the test results ? greenlee : nothing . just that he 's discharging her . which means that she must be ok , except for the fact that she 's totally insane . zach : what happened ? i thought she was on your forgiven list . greenlee : yeah , until she just ripped into me right now for talking to ryan . she threatened me . do n't look at me like i 'm exaggerating . you were n't there , zach . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey . jake told me that you could be released . so -- so what 's wrong ? annie : nothing 's wrong . everything 's right . i 'm crying because i 'm happy . ryan , it 's a miracle . ryan : what is ? annie : i 'm pregnant . | erica is being released from prison ; sam had a hand in getting her released . zach rushes into the hospital holding annie . annie fainted when they were talking . jake asks annie if she could be pregnant . greenlee has forgiven annie , kendall , and aidan for hurting her . ryan asks annie why she was with zach . ryan wants too know why zach called annie . annie accuses greenlee of wanting ryan then threatens to make greenlee stay away from ryan . ryan thinks that kendall told greenlee that he loves her . zach tells ryan that annie has secrets . greenlee believes that annie is crazy . adam will accuse petey of rape if he does not forget that colby was involved in an accident . jesses mentions the tire tracks taken off of richie 's clothes are from an expensive car . the new inmate blocks erica 's exit , because she wants to give her a present . annie is pregnant . |
erica : ben ! ben , are you there ? ben , i heard a noise coming from the other side of the closet wall . it was a banging sound . what is that ? hello ? hello ? is somebody else out there ? [ scene_break ] jesse : lucy hubbard , this is maya . maya , this is lucy . angie : this is exciting . someone new to describe lucy to me . maya : she 's so cute . so sweet . i think my phone is vibrating . would you mind , chief hubbard ? thank you . jesse : here you go . there . frankie : that might be j.r . i 'm gon na make sure he 's not being too hard on her for quitting her job . what just happened ? maya : when i was holding lucy , i felt like i did when i was holding my baby . [ scene_break ] krystal : marissa . marissa : something 's happened . krystal : good or bad ? marissa : both . i 'm in love . [ scene_break ] david : i love you . and i want to spend the rest of my days making you a happy woman . so what do you say ? kendall : no . bianca : no . jane : yes ! yes ! [ scene_break ] frankie : we should talk about this , but not here . come on . angie : i hope there was n't a problem with j.r . maya : no . no problem . frankie : ma , you still feel like getting takeout for dinner ? angie : you know what ? i have the biggest craving for one of krystal 's burgers , if it 's all right with you guys . jesse : that works for me . frankie : me , too . i 'll place the order and pick it up . maya , feel like taking a ride ? maya : yeah . sure . frankie : good . angie : burgers . they 're so good . jesse : frankie , can i talk -- a second ? maya : i could just go wait in the lobby . frankie : you sure ? maya : yeah . frankie : all right . jesse : how well do you know this girl ? frankie : pretty well . why ? jesse : she just seemed a little nervous when she was holding the baby . frankie : so did i the first time . maya 's a sweet kid . jesse : yeah , that 's all well and good , but i do n't want to take any chances with the baby . you know ? frankie : maya 's been through kind of a rough time lately , but she 's a hard worker , and she really could use a break . besides , i would n't recommend her to my own parents if i did n't think she 'd do a great job . jesse : just -- just make sure she can handle this , all right ? just talk to her . angie : mommy missed you . yes , she did . but i got good news . if all goes well , and i have a feeling that it will , i 'm gon na be able to see your beautiful face very soon . you 're so pretty . [ scene_break ] kendall : mother , what are you doing ? jane : david and i are engaged . is n't it wonderful ? kendall : no , it 's not wonderful . it 's insane . bianca : come with us . why do n't we go talk somewhere ? jane : i 'm not going anywhere except maybe somewhere to celebrate with my fiancé . kendall : mom , he is manipulating you . how can you not see that ? how can you do this to jack ? jane : what 's wrong with you ? why ca n't you just be happy for me ? david : for us . kendall : ok . you know what ? you 're gon na do the talking , because i 'm gon na kill someone right now . bianca : ok , mom , you 're not thinking straight . you do not want to marry david . jane : yes , i do . of course , i do . we 're perfect for each other . bianca : that 's what he wants you to believe , and alienate you from your friends and family and the man you belong with . jane : the man i belong with is right here . now , if you ca n't accept it -- kendall : we will never accept it . bianca : you 're making a huge mistake . david : i 'm very sorry you feel that way . jane : they 'll get over it . should we set a date ? should i get my calendar ? david : you know , maybe we need to hold off until your family 's on board . kendall : well , you 'll be waiting for a cold day in hell . trust me . this is part of something bigger , david . i know it is . what do you really want ? david : everything i desire is already in my possession . kendall : i do n't believe you for a second . no way . david : you will in time . i 'm gon na prove it to you and everyone else in this town . just wait and see . kendall : i 'm done waiting . ok , you son of a bitch -- jane : that 's enough . i love david . i do n't want to have to choose between you , but i will . david : you know , sweetheart , i think we need to cut your family some slack . you know ? give them some time to let this sink in . so why do n't we go back to my hotel room , and we can celebrate our engagement ? jane : nothing i 'd like better . david : excuse us . [ david and jane laugh ] kendall : we need to stop this . bianca : i do n't know if we can . [ scene_break ] krystal : being in love is definitely a good thing when it 's with the right person . and maybe , in the end , j.r. is that person . marissa : it 's not j.r . i did n't see it myself at first , and then when i finally did , i just pushed it out of my mind , because i could not go there . but -- i just could n't deny it anymore . when i 'm with this person , i am happier than i have ever been with anybody else . i could n't ignore that . i do n't want to . i want us to be together . krystal : this -- person that makes you so happy . is it bianca ? [ scene_break ] ben : were you calling me ? erica : yes . yes . ben , where have you been ? ben : if there 's no emergency , i 'll just -- erica : no , i asked you a question . what was that noise ? nothing ? that 's what i get , even though you 've heard me pour my heart and soul out into my new book ? ben : pipes . erica : excuse me ? ben : the sound you heard was the old water pipes that run through these walls . i panicked because i thought one of them might blow . erica : i 've never heard that sound before . ben : consider yourself lucky . anyway , it 's taken care of . i -- i 've been thinking about your new book . had a few questions , if you do n't mind . erica : why not ? i 've had worse focus groups . ben : whatever happened with your mother ? did you ever make peace with her ? erica : no , not completely . she died before i had a chance to say all the things i should 've said . oh , and how i would give anything to turn back time , to say the things to her that i should have said years ago . ben : do n't do this to yourself . i did n't mean to upset you . erica : no . it 's ok . you asked a perfectly valid question . my mother did n't deserve to be treated that way . ben : and you do n't deserve to hold on to all this guilt . you 're a good person , erica . let it go . erica : that 's kind of ironic coming from you , ben . considering what you 're doing , holding on to all your guilt . ben , you 're helping jane steal my life . [ scene_break ] marissa : i ca n't believe you knew . krystal : i did n't know , but i had a feeling . the way you two just -- were together . marissa : deep down , i knew that j.r. and i were n't right for each other . and i kind of see why . she was the first to admit it . an attraction . i pretended that it was one - sided , but it was n't . i was just scared . i still am . krystal : of course . i know this is big , and it 's new , and i 'm sure you did not see it coming . marissa : but is n't it exactly what i 've been looking for ? a person who understands me and supports me . makes me laugh . someone who 's good and honest . i guess i just could n't go with it , because of what i thought it would make me , but , you know , it does n't really make me anything . i 'm still the same person . i 'm just in love with a woman . krystal : not just any woman . bianca is something special . marissa : yeah . she really is . what if i wanted the traditional , picture- perfect family so much that i 've been forcing it , going after a life that i did n't really want ? krystal : you know , there are no guarantees in life and definitely not in love . but looking at you now , honey , you just seem at peace . you do , in a way that you never were with j.r . marissa : well , that 's -- i mean , with j.r. , i was always waiting for the other shoe to drop . i was never sure that there was n't some lie that was about to blow up in my face . krystal : well , you do n't have to worry about that with bianca . marissa : no , but there are a ton of other things that i 'm gon na have to worry about . like how i 'm going to explain this to everybody . krystal : oh , no . you do not have to worry about that . marissa : really ? i do n't think everyone 's going to be as accepting as you are . krystal : no . no , they 're not . not everyone is gon na accept this . not everyone is gon na have an open mind , but i do n't give a damn and you should n't , either . honey , you have every right to be happy . and that look on your face right now -- that says happy . and anybody who really cares about you , they 're gon na want that for you . [ scene_break ] jesse : so did anything happen with hayward today ? angie : nothing unusual . why do you ask ? jesse : well , you said you might be able to see lucy soon , but you have n't actually made any progress , have you ? angie : yes , i have . you know , the scarring on my retina was n't as bad as originally thought . and i 've also responded positively to the immunosuppressants which prevents infection . all very promising signs . jesse : promising . but i have n't heard anything definite yet . angie : david never gave me a guarantee . jesse : yeah . figures . so he can cover his ass . angie : jesse , look . i still have my doubts about david . jesse : maybe it 's not too late to back out before he hurts you even further . angie : he does n't want to hurt me . jesse : how do you know that ? you do n't know that . angie : yes . i do . david showed me something today that i 've suspected all along . jesse : what ? angie : he 's human . [ scene_break ] jane : we 're getting married ! oh , i ca n't wait ! we have so much to think about ! we have so much to plan . we have to pick a place . we have to set a date . my dress . i do n't care what anybody says , i am absolutely wearing white . i mean , this may not be erica kane 's first trip down the aisle , but it is certainly mine ! ha ! and of course , we 'll have pink roses , and we should have a wine bar , and a champagne waterfall , and a dessert table as far as the eye can see . david : all right , stop . jane : oh . i 'm just getting started . this is the wedding of my dreams . david : i 'm sorry to disappoint you , but that 's not gon na happen . [ scene_break ] kendall : hi . wow . what are those for ? griffin : i thought you might like them . kendall : they 're beautiful . thank you . maybe if i was feeling crappy or really crappy , they would make me feel better , but i do n't think flowers are gon na help this . thank you , though . griffin : is this about what happened in the park ? kendall , i told you i understood why you brought up zach . kendall : no , no , it 's not about that . griffin : what 's wrong ? kendall : it 's ugly and scary and seriously horrible . griffin : i think i can handle it . kendall : do you want to ? griffin : why do n't you let me decide that for myself ? what is so ugly and scary and horrible ? kendall : relationships . [ scene_break ] frankie : my father delivered lucy himself , and he was with my mom the entire time . now , this feeling you have when you held lucy ? you know she is n't your baby , right ? maya : yes . i know . of course , i know . i never said that i felt lucy was my baby . just -- when i held her , it was like i had been waiting to feel that little girl in my arms . you think i 'm crazy , huh ? frankie : giving up a baby -- it makes sense you still would have feelings about that . maya : i 'm sorry i freaked you out . frankie : you did n't . but babysitting for lucy -- i do n't think that 's a good idea anymore . maya : i need to get out of the chandlers ' place , and i ca n't do that unless i have something lined up . frankie : i do n't think you 're ready . maya : i know that it was the right choice for me to give up my baby . but it 's still hard . frankie : being around lucy might make it harder . maya : no , it wo n't . it 'll just help me . just like you said it helped your wife when she lost her baby . i will take the best care of her . trust me . [ scene_break ] angie : you know , at my appointment today , david opened up to me in a way that caught me completely off guard . you have no idea the kind of pain he 's been through . jesse : i do n't care what kind of pain that man has been through . angie : jesse , he opened up to me about things about his childhood , trauma he endured . jesse : he is playing you . angie : look , all i 'm saying is that there is more to the man than i realized . jesse : you know what ? david hayward himself does n't even think he 's human . i mean , ok , he thinks he 's god , he can mess with people 's lives whenever and however he wants to and just walk away . angie : but there is a reason behind what he does . jesse : really ? angie : jesse , do you know that david had to bury his daughter right after she was born ? can you even imagine what it would be like for any person to have to do something like that ? [ scene_break ] jane : you propose and then you take it back ? david : no . of course , you can have your wedding . all right ? but it just ca n't be a royal one . if it 's way over the top , no one would even buy it , ok ? so we just got ta keep it simple . all right ? jane : but we 're still getting married ? [ cell phone ringing ] [ ringing ] david : yes ? again ? i told you i wanted you to take care of this . all right . all right , i 'm on my way . i got ta go . jane : where are you going ? i mean , you just kissed me , and we have n't even talked about our honeymoon yet . david : we will talk . ok ? i promise . jane : ok . ha ! aah ! i 'm getting married ! oh ! to a doctor ! [ scene_break ] ben : i could n't turn my back on jane . when she lost her daughter in that car accident , an accident that i caused , she did n't want to go on living . erica : so you offer some support , your friendship . hold her hand while she 's going through that process of grieving . but you do n't offer your services as a kidnapping accomplice . ben : she did n't want a friend . she wanted to erase it . all of it . erica : losing her daughter in the accident , that was tragic . but now she 's taken my daughters from me and my fiancé and everyone who cares about me and who i care about . she 's out there living a fantasy that 's bound to come crashing down on her . but i 'm being held here as a prisoner . ben : stop ! stop talking . erica : please , ben . please give me back my life . [ thud ] ben : what jane and i have done to you -- it 's wrong . erica : then please , ben . please let me go . [ scene_break ] marissa : i am so terrified . but i 'm excited . and i 'm happy . did i mention also that i 'm terrified ? terrified . krystal : it must be true love , then . marissa : so i do n't know what happens next . krystal : honey , you 've done the most important things . i mean , you -- you 've been honest with yourself . and bianca knows how you feel . that 's huge . that takes a lot of courage . marissa : you 're really ok with this ? krystal : i am more than ok with it . whatever you need , i 'm gon na be there for you . except for right now , because i think i 'm burning my corn bread . i got ta go . but -- marissa : thank you . it 's ok . go ahead . go ahead . hi . is everything ok with your mom ? bianca : no . no , it 's bad . it 's really bad . marissa : how can i help ? bianca : you already are . [ scene_break ] angie : ever since i went blind , you have been so loving and so supportive . but when you get this worked up about me working with david , it makes me wonder if it 's because he 's helping me in a way that you ca n't . jesse : angela -- angie : no , jesse , let me finish . i know that you wish that -- with everything that you have that you could give me my sight back . but sweetheart , you 've already given me something that means so much more . you gave me lucy . [ knocking on door ] jesse : oh , here , baby . i got that . ok , you got her ? angie : where 's dad ? where 's daddy ? jesse : i was about to send out a patrol car looking for you . where you been ? brot : do you know how many kinds of diapers there are ? i had harder missions in iraq . frankie : ladies and gentlemen , your burgers have arrived . angie : oh , it 's about time . i 'm starved . listen , jesse , will you and frankie go and get some extra chairs ? brot : i 'll give you a hand . let 's go . angie : maya ? maya : yes , dr. hubbard . i 'm right there . angie : please . angie . listen , after we eat , i 'm gon na give you some basics about caring for lucy , ok ? bottle , diapers , nursery setup . maya : sounds great . would it be ok if i held her again ? angie : yeah . sure . you want to go to maya ? maya : hi . hi , little lucy . it 's me -- maya . angie : i think she likes you . you seem to be a natural with babies . [ scene_break ] griffin : i can not believe that david -- david asked your mother to marry him . kendall : if i had n't seen it with my own eyes , i would n't believe it , either . griffin : it does n't make any sense . kendall : yeah . you 're telling me . griffin : no , no , no . i just talked to dr. h and he gave me this whole lecture about how important it is to stay focused on our work . no distractions , no personal involvement with anybody . kendall : but he 's not personally involved . he does n't care about my mother . he 's using her to get whatever it is he really wants . griffin : i 've been saying what i said i 'd do . i 've been keeping my eyes open around dr. h . kendall : you should 've seen the way she was talking about him . it was like the only thing she cared about was david . it was a nightmare . griffin : a proposal takes this to a whole other level . kendall : i want to find out the truth . i want the truth about why he 's really doing this . griffin : i 'm gon na see what i can find out . kendall : no , griffin , you do n't have to do that . griffin : for you , i 'm gon na make the exception . [ scene_break ] erica : you 're a good man , ben . please do the right thing and set me free . ben : all right . erica : thank you . thank you , ben . thank you . and i swear to you , when the police talk to me , i will not incriminate you . i wo n't even mention you . ben : what about jane ? erica : listen to me , ben . as soon as you get me out of here , you got ta run . run as fast and as far as you can and never look back . ben : i ca n't run . i ca n't desert jane . jane : but you can betray me . again . you were actually about to let her go . ben : we have to stop this . it 's not right . jane : you 're a traitor . a traitor and a coward . ben : it 's erica 's life . not yours . you need to stop this . jane : shut up . there 's no way in hell i 'm stopping now . not when i 'm about to marry the man of my dreams . i 'm gon na have a perfect life . i 'm gon na have it all . erica : you are completely insane if you actually think that jack would marry you . jane : not jack . david hayward . [ scene_break ] maya : oh , my god . lucy just smiled at me . angie : i told you she likes you . brot : looks like your little girl has a new fan . jesse : yeah , maya 's gon na be our new babysitter . brot : no worries , chief . i 'll be sure to give her the lowdown on picking out diapers . frankie : we should see if she can work nights once in a while . next time natalia 's in town , we could all go out for dinner . brot : ah . we can try that thai place . you like spicy food , chief ? frankie : dad ? we were saying next time nat 's in town , maybe maya could keep the baby . that way , we all could go out for dinner . jesse : that 's a maybe . angie : lucy loves to sleep in her stroller . maya : maybe we should take her for a walk in the park sometime . angie : oh , i 'd like that . would you like that , luce ? huh ? want to go for a walk in the park ? [ lucy fussing ] [ maya remembers giving up her baby and crying ] [ scene_break ] marissa : unbelievable . after everything david has done , he is still torturing people . bianca : you should have seen my uncle jack 's face when my mom declared her love for david . marissa : let me talk to david . bianca : no . marissa : bianca -- bianca : no . no , i 'm not letting you get sucked into this . marissa : i 'm sorry you have to deal with this . bianca : you have no idea how many times i 've wanted to do that . just reach across the table and take your hand . but i was -- marissa : scared . so was i . right up until the moment that you walked in here . but now that you 're here , with me , i 'm not afraid anymore . krystal : i am sure glad to hear that . bianca : you know ? krystal : i know . and i could n't be happier . all i 've ever wanted is for my girl to be with someone that she truly loves , and i can see that she is . so what more could a mama hope for ? huh ? [ glasses clink ] [ scene_break ] kendall : i appreciate so much that you care , but i do n't want you fighting another battle with david . griffin : i already am . you 're worried about your mother . let me see what i can do to protect her . kendall : ok . thank you for the flowers . thank you , thank you . griffin : anytime . david ? it 's dr. castillo . i heard you 're engaged to erica kane . i want to hear all about it , face to face . do n't even try playing me . i want the truth . you owe me . [ scene_break ] ben : you 're not serious about marrying this man ? jane : i most certainly am . david says we are gon na be the power couple to end all power couples . erica : it 's not enough that you slept with this creep ? you have to marry him ? jane : david asked and i said yes . kendall and bianca were n't too thrilled when he popped the question , but they 'll come around . erica : what ? jane : do n't be jealous . you had your chance to walk down the aisle . ten chances . now it 's my turn . erica : you still do n't get this , do you ? you think because you have my face , my clothes , that makes you me . not even close . you do n't have a clue as to who i really am . is n't that right , ben ? jane : no one on this planet knows more about erica kane than i do . erica : from books and magazines and stupid tv interviews at red carpet events . you know my face , but you have never walked in my shoes . you 've never had the experiences that have led me to become me . those are mine . those are only mine . jane : i 'm sorry i busted up your escape plan , but this is the happiest day of my life and nothing you can say is going to ruin it . erica : you see , that 's another huge difference between you and me . because i would never be so stupid as to let david hayward manipulate me like that . jane : no , i 'm not stupid . david loves me . and i wo n't lose him . erica : you do n't have him . how could you lose him ? it 's all a con , jane . he 's gon na use you , and then he 's gon na dump you so fast your head is gon na spin . jane : you 're wrong . this is real . i am going to marry a brilliant , powerful man , and i 'm gon na have a fabulous , classy life , and you wo n't take that away from me . erica : how can i take something from you that is not yours , jane ? you have had such a sexually deprived existence it 's made you such easy prey . jane : i do n't have to listen to this . i 'm leaving . ben : jane . wait . this -- david person . whoever he is . he 's not the only man who 's ever loved you . i love you . do n't go back to him . i love you , jane . i did n't think you 'd ever want to hear that after what i 've done . but i 'm telling you now because i 'm afraid i could lose you . all this has to stop , or you 'll get caught and you 'll go to prison , and i ca n't let that happen . i have to help you face the truth , make you see that you 'll never be erica kane . i want you to listen to something . it 's gon na help you understand . the recording device on the console . press play . please , jane ? just listen . [ jane presses button ] erica 's voice : the dictation of my new memoir . the title is `` erica kane : uncensored . `` i will reveal everything there is to know about me . no holding back . i want to be special , and i 'm going to be . my advisor at school says that i 'm really talented , and i should major in drama . mona : i suggest that you stick to acting and stop trying to rewrite history . erica : mother , i am perfectly capable of leading my own life . when i decide on a man , he 's gon na have success written all over him before our marriage even starts . i do not need a man to be happy . mona : you 've certainly married enough of them . erica : i , erica , take you , tom , to be my husband . i want to get married . tonight . officiant : dear friends , we have come together to witness the marriage of erica kane chandler and michael roy . adam : come on . do n't stop now . pronounce us married . we 've got a plane to catch . officiant : will you have travis to be your wedded husband ? erica : i will . david : i want to propose to you , damn it . erica : there are three wonderful men in this room tonight who love me . travis . judge : erica kane , i hereby sentence you to one year in county lockup . jack : i love you . greenlee : you asked if anyone objects to this union . well , i do . erica : greenlee -- greenlee : i object to you , erica , in so many ways . erica : when i am standing at that altar , and i am looking into jack 's eyes , it 's gon na be that much sweeter . bianca christine montgomery . do you know how much bianca has hurt me ? jack : erica , being gay is not something that bianca 's doing to hurt you . kendall : hello , erica . erica : i see you , kendall . only you . only you , honey , the daughter that i love . and you , bianca , i love you . i love you both . myrtle : you are going to go places , you hear ? and we 're going to be with you every step of the way . my girl . erica : pine valley is n't exactly the corner of hollywood and vine . director : trying to make a movie here . erica : my movie ? director : not just your movie , erica . your life . | jesse is cautious about maya being around the baby . jane lets her girls know that she is marrying david hayward . kendall and bianca are completely against this marriage but jane insists on marrying david . erica begs ben to talk to her and she opens up about her relationship with mona . jane and david go back to his hotel room to celebrate their upcoming nuptials and jane begins to make elaborate wedding plans which david is against . frankie warns maya about the closeness that she had felt for lucy . erica begs ben to let her go . ben is just about to let her go when jane arrives and calls him a `` traitor `` for turning his back on her . jane lets erica and ben know that she is marrying david . erica is completely against this union . ben begs jane not to marry david since he is in love with jane himself . marissa opens up to krystal and lets her know that she is in love with bianca . krystal is happy for them that marissa has found someone to truly love her . angie lets jesse know that she had seen a side of david that she had n't seen before which proves to her that he is human . jesse does n't believe this for a moment . david visits dixie in her secret hiding place . ben urges jane to listen to a recording that erica had made about her life . |
kendall : oh , god . oh . [ knock on door ] kendall : it 's open . [ knock ] kendall : oh , for the love of god , enough already . oh , zach slater . well , what brings you to pine valley ? or should i say who ? [ scene_break ] maria : oh , honey , this is the perfect site . edmund : this is great . the kids will have safe access to the park across the way . maria : listen , you know what ? when the center is up and running , anita said she 's going to do well woman checks . she 's going to volunteer . and maddie wants to start a `` reading is fun `` program . it 'll be good . edmund : you know , this place and the brooke english house -- proof that folks in pine valley put their time and money where their hearts are . maria : it 's true . hey , bianca . bianca : hi . maria : hey . this is -- this is going to be the perfect tribute to your daughter . i 'm so honored to be on the board . bianca : maria , i really hate to put you on the spot , but do you think that you could do the dedication speech ? maria : oh , wow . i -- i mean , i just thought that -- i assumed that you were going to make it . bianca : i -- i do n't think i can . i do n't think i can get up there in front of all those people and talk about miranda being gone . [ scene_break ] babe : hello . how about a big smooch for daddy , huh ? j.r. : oh . babe : she 's so happy . j.r. : hi . and a hug for me , too ? babe : you 're going to have to wait on that because bess and i have to get ready to the dedication in miranda 's honor , do n't we ? adam : oh , that 's hardly a suitable occasion for an infant . why do n't you leave bess here with us ? babe : no . bess needs to be there to honor her middle namesake . j.r. : well , it 's not like bess really will know what 's going on . babe : j.r. , we ca n't be selfish with this . we have our baby and bianca lost hers . you know how much good it does for her to see bess . i wish you could come with . j.r. : well , work 's crazy . i really ca n't get away . you have that check that i made out for the center ? babe : yep , i got it right here in my purse . did you get a chance to talk to jamie ? j.r. : i tried . i was just about ready to call him . babe : i just want things to be right between you two . i know that neither one of you gave me that drug , so the sooner we smooth this out , the sooner you guys can get back to being brothers . j.r. : i have n't forgotten about jamie . i promise . babe : ok , sweetie , we 're off . we got to get you in one of your pretty new outfits and maybe one of your pretty new hats . what do you think of that ? adam : we 'd better get moving . [ scene_break ] reggie : so , you got a plan , or are we just kind of winging it ? jamie : well , you got seth to spill that j.r. tried to buy him out of town . we 'll just work it from there . we 're here to see seth phelps . ofc . morrison : you related ? reggie : yeah . you see , jamie , seth , and i -- we 're all brothers , second removed . derek : gentlemen . ca n't stay away ? i 'll be happy to reinstate the drug charges against you . jamie : derek , we just got to talk to phelps . derek : what , to get your stories straight ? i can arrange a cell to accommodate you two , and your accomplice . reggie : why ca n't you get over the fact that you hate me for just two seconds ? this is between life and death , ok ? derek : yeah ? whose life ? danielle : mine , daddy . [ scene_break ] j.r. : jamie 's not going to stop playing babe 's savior . adam : let him try . j.r. : oh , dad . feeling your stuff today ? adam : why not ? my son and i finally see eye to eye on business , as well as personal family matters . and as soon as the call comes in confirming the transfer of shares , chandler enterprises will be back where it belongs -- in chandler hands . ryan : i would n't count those shares just yet , adam . [ scene_break ] greenlee : simone , get your clueless butt out here and explain how you could do something so incredibly stupid ! jonathan : i think the clueless butt you 're screaming for is mine . greenlee : jonathan , you -- hmm . this -- it 's a bit early on the job for a crash and burn . jonathan : translation -- i 'm in trouble ? greenlee : how could you -- why -- why would you , a total newbie , handle the western distribution of our new lipstick line ? that 's mia 's territory . jonathan : well , this -- this interstate trucking company -- they saved us a ton of money on shipping . greenlee : no , you saved a ton . we lost all that and more when the product arrived melted . jonathan : it all melted ? greenlee : it was cheap because it was n't refrigerated . it was an honest mistake . i 'm sure marketing cosmetics was the last thing on your mind in business school , so let 's just file this under `` learning experience `` and forget about it . jonathan : i -- i ca n't forget about it . it -- i did n't major in cosmetics in princeton , but fusion 's a business like any other business , and i came to learn about it , not to -- not to drive it into the ground ! hey , if i make a mistake , i want to pay for it . greenlee : i doubt you can afford all of that liquefied lipstick . jonathan : greenlee , i 'm sorry . greenlee : i said forget it . jonathan : i 'm not talking about the melted lipstick . i 'm talking about working here . ryan hired me without asking you . greenlee : well , he does n't have to run every decision by me . he 's a savvy business guy . i trust his judgment . jonathan : you think i 'm a mercy hire . i -- i just wanted to make my brother proud , and i messed up a huge shipment on my first week out . greenlee : you think you 're the only one with embarrassing lipstick stories ? we dyed kendall 's lips green , and we glued simone 's lips together . jonathan : really ? greenlee : actually , the gluing part was inspired , but we were starting out , just like you . you just -- you need time to learn the ropes , like we did . jonathan : i thought i learned enough . greenlee : from who , kendall ? jonathan : you ca n't blame kendall for my mess - up . greenlee : she only made you her partner on this new signature fragrance line to get back at ryan . she wants to get you back into bed . and i 'm sure all of that attention leaves you little time to focus . hence , the screwup . i 'm going to talk to ryan and see if he can get simone to be kendall 's partner . jonathan : no , do n't -- do n't . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , so you came all the way from vegas to boost me on a caffeine and sugar high ? or is this your subtle way of getting the lowdown on erica ? zach : if i wanted information on erica , there would have been all kinds of ways to do that . kendall : yeah , well , given you did n't part the best of friends , i doubt she would have been very forthcoming . she probably would have hung up in your ear . zach : i opened a casino in the neighborhood and i thought i 'd come by and see how she 's doing . kendall : well , i guess you have a right to know . she 's in rehab . zach : oh . kendall : finally admitted that she has a drinking problem . in part , thanks to you . zach : how do you figure ? kendall : well , you got her into hospital detox . that was the start of my mother 's recovery . zach : i do n't think your mother or your almost husband would agree with that . kendall : yeah , well , ryan and i do n't agree on very much lately . excuse me . where 's my stupid earring ? zach : you ok ? kendall : yeah , i just -- ugh . cambias industries is breaking ground on a new center for women and children , in honor of bianca 's lost daughter . so it 's not really going to be an easy morning for any of us , especially my sister . zach : right . i 'm sorry for you sister 's loss . kendall : thank you . zach : but the center sounds like a great idea . and you know what ? maybe -- no . kendall : what ? zach : i would like to make a contribution . unless , of course , you think someone would object . [ scene_break ] maria : but , honey , everybody here is going to be people that we know . they 're all 100 % behind you . bianca : i inherited the cambias fortune in trust for miranda . i did n't want the money , for obvious reasons . but then ryan helped me see how -- how much good could come of it . and then , when i lost miranda and i signed everything back over to ryan , he was still completely committed to using the money for good works . maria : right , that 's why you guys -- you guys came up with the idea to start the center . bianca : the miranda montgomery center , yeah . it was ryan 's idea . and it seemed like the most positive way to keep the memory of my daughter alive , and it has been . this whole -- this whole project has been so , so special , and that 's why i do n't want to get up in front of all those people and make it all about my grief and my loss and how angry i am that miranda is gone . and for some reason , whenever i try to put it into words , that 's all that comes out . maria : you know , baby , i understand . i totally sympathize . i really do . it 's just that i do n't -- i mean , i do n't have anything prepared , and i 'm -- and i 'm really useless when it comes to speaking off the cuff . i 'm sorry . bianca : it 's ok . well , then , edmund , do you think you could write something for me ? just something simple , honoring miranda , that 's not going to make me dissolve into tears ? edmund : i could write something , yeah . but i wo n't . [ scene_break ] derek : dani , your life is in danger ? danielle : it will be if seth gets back out on the street . derek : did he threaten you ? danielle : he made a move on me at metro . wanted to reel me in to attract more customers . i was completely clueless , but reggie got all up in his face , like , `` back off , sucker , or you 'll be eating your meals through a straw . `` derek : what did phelps do ? danielle : backed off like a whipped dog . but at the pump house , he made a move on me again . said if reggie and james did n't back off , he 'd be all over me . and he meant it , daddy . i mean , these guys -- they 're just trying to make sure that seth wo n't come after me again . in a way , they 're heroes , daddy . right , guys ? derek : if this guy threatened you , you better believe i 'll deal with him . but you 're not getting anywhere near him , and that 's the last word on that . danielle : daddy -- derek : danielle , go home . you 're still grounded . danielle : but what about reggie ? derek : we will talk you and reggie when the week is out . look , dani -- go home . this is no place for you . [ scene_break ] reggie : the girl gives `` bold `` a new meaning . jamie : yeah , that 's great , but i ca n't walk away from this . i got to get seth to give up j.r . reggie : well , can we please not do this whole cellmate thing ? jamie : well , every second that babe spends with j.r. , he could be setting her up like he did at sos . reggie : so what 's the plan ? jamie : i do n't know . just think like j.r. , only two steps ahead . [ scene_break ] danielle : uncle bob ! bob : may i help you , young lady ? danielle : help me ? you do n't remember me ? spit - up on your knee ? dani frye ! i 'm all grown up now . you were always my favorite . [ scene_break ] ryan : you know , i told you once never to underestimate me , but you just did n't listen . adam : why should i ? ryan : i 'm a powerful man , adam . adam : no , you 're nothing but a tailor 's dummy in an overpriced suit . ryan : ah . well , i am smart enough to know that eventually you are going to make a play to get chandler back , and i 'm smart enough to be prepared for that . j.r. : oh , my god , dad , what did you do ? adam : i built this company on my back from nothing . it belongs to the chandlers , not to you and not to cambias industries . ryan : well , not according to my portfolio , which has recently been enhanced by a purchase of a sizable block of chandler stock from randall thompson . adam : never heard of him . ryan : really ? because randy claims that he was approached by a chandler representative on the qt . he was encouraged to dump his stock if he knew what was good for him . j.r. : you threatened one of our stockholders ? ryan : well , randy did sell to me . so you see , adam , these days it seems that when the chandler lion roars , nobody really pays much attention . so you might want to find some new tricks , or you might even want to get out of the game . because if you do n't stay out of my way , next time i will grind you into the ground . j.r. : you really tried to rip chandler enterprises from ryan ? ryan : you know what , j.r. ? just spare the phony outrage because you are in this up to your neck , and we both know it . [ scene_break ] jonathan : greenlee , i do n't need you or ryan to protect me from kendall . greenlee : well , she requires more than a chair and a whip . jonathan : i can handle her . greenlee : famous last words . when she wants something , she 's a woman possessed . and getting you between the sheets is one way to royally screw ryan . jonathan : she already tried that . i turned her down . i do n't make the same mistake twice . greenlee : i bet that turndown ramped her up to level orange . jonathan : i -- i would n't call her thrilled . greenlee : despite her gracious loser routine , which makes me want to hurl , she 's not through . she 's going to come up with more cruel and unusual ways to win ryan back . jonathan : greenlee , can i ask you a personal question ? if she still has a shot at ryan , why 'd you marry him ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm -- i 'm disappointed in you , j.r . i mean , i thought we had the same vision . that 's why i put you in charge of chandler when i took over cambias . we agreed that locking adam out was best for the company , best for everyone . j.r. : i changed my mind . ryan : yeah , or adam changed it . j.r. : no , taking back chandler was my idea , not his . you do realize that it is a family company ? adam : our family . ryan : look at you , j.r. you 're like a -- you 're like a ripped page out of a chandler playbook , a book written by your father . you realize that that is what you 're turning into ? j.r. : well , thank you for the compliment . ryan : no , this is not your style , j.r . this is not your style . this stock manipulation , hostile takeover -- j.r. : how do you know ? how do you know that that 's not me ? ryan : you remember a long time ago you were out on a joyride and you trashed my bike ? and i could have handed you over to the cops . i cut you a break . you wanted to write me a check for the damages , but i wanted you to work to pay off the repair bill . remember that ? well , that was when my first impression of adam chandler 's spoiled little son changed , because you had smarts and you had ideas and you had your own way of looking at things that had nothing to do with being adam chandler 's son , and you did . you paid off the whole bill , and not on daddy 's dime , and you were proud of yourself . j.r. : and at any time you 'd like to hit the point -- ryan : the point is that you can succeed in business , and you can succeed in anything without being an adam clone . you can redefine success on your own terms , and you can own it . it 's not too late , j.r. all right , you do n't have to be adam any more than i had to be patrick lavery . i can help you . the same way that i helped you when you trashed my bike . but if you sell your soul , you will end up evil and lonely and vengeful , just like your old man here . so it 's your call to make . is that the man you want to be ? is that the father that bess needs ? [ scene_break ] jonathan : i offended you . greenlee : no , it was an honest question . i want to give you an honest answer . when i married ryan , i knew that he still loved kendall . jonathan : but you married him anyway . greenlee : yeah . eyes wide open . mad dash to the altar . jonathan : and you did that because -- greenlee : i made a list of everything that could possibly make me happy , and ryan was at the top of it . everything else came in dead last . being with him , committing myself to him is the best gift i 've ever given myself . and it keeps on giving , day after day , surprise after surprise . jonathan : so the wedding -- it was n't about him giving you half of cambias ? greenlee : you think i married ryan for his money ? i did n't . jonathan : i 'm just -- i love my brother . i 'm just trying to watch out for him . i want to make sure he does n't get hurt . greenlee : well , do n't worry . i 'm not the one out to hurt ryan . [ scene_break ] zach : i want to make a contribution to miranda 's foundation . kendall : well , that 's very generous of you . and very strange . zach : strange in what way ? kendall : you hardly know anyone in pine valley . zach : i do n't know anyone with breast cancer . i still support race for the cure . kendall : you know what i mean . why would you glom onto this particular charity ? zach : because i -- i was trying to help your mother , and i did n't . so maybe i can help her daughter . kendall : compensating for your losses ? zach : that 's one way of putting it . kendall : i just never took you for a good samaritan . zach : in my line of business , it pays not to get taken . kendall : see , that 's my motto , too . so do n't play me for a fool , mr. slater . you can give you all you want , but i want to know if someone 's going to get hurt in the end . [ scene_break ] edmund : if i wrote about miranda , it would be my words , sounding like me . whatever you have to say about your daughter has to come from you , from that same heart and soul that -- that loved that little girl as only you could . bianca : i 'm afraid . edmund : of what ? bianca : i 'm afraid that i 'm going to break down before i can say anything at all . edmund : so what ? so break down . who 's to say you ca n't mourn your child at the same time that you celebrate her ? i mean , who sitting here will deny your right to cry ? bianca , when you lost miranda , you lost a part of your life . and it 's not coming back . so you have to find another way to go on , to give your life meaning . now , this center is -- is a start . now , it 's true that it might be a reminder of what you lost . but it 's also a reminder of what you were lucky enough to have . bianca : oh , i -- i was lucky . in the short time that i spent with miranda , she gave me so much joy and love and -- and most of all , hope , that even the worst situation can turn into something so beautiful . hope is -- it 's the greatest gift that my daughter gave me . edmund : if miranda were here today , what gift would you give her ? [ scene_break ] ryan : is this whole corporate grab about bess ? like on your wedding day , when some of us thought that she was bianca 's ? adam : get out , lavery ! ryan : because if you 're trying to get back at me for that , you think i turned on you , you have to remember what i said . i said that as much as i was rooting for bianca , i did n't want to see you get hurt . adam : lavery , stop . you 're breaking his heart . ryan : look , look -- and , look , you still have your baby and your wife . and i know , j.r. -- i know how much you love them , and i know how much they love you . you got to -- you got to run with that love ! do n't follow adam down some crooked road that has a dead end nowhere ! you got to keep your eye on babe and on bess , and do n't look back . j.r. : chandler belongs to the chandlers . ryan : not anymore . as of now , no chandler will be allowed past the front door . i 'll have your office packed up and sent here . babe : hey , ryan , are you going to the groundbreaking for miranda ? because if you are , maybe you can talk some sense into j.r . ryan : i do n't think there is a j.r. anymore . j.r. : from now on , i 'm protecting what 's mine , and i do n't care who gets hurt . babe : j.r. , i thought you said everything was ok . are you going after jamie ? [ scene_break ] danielle : thanks , uncle bob . oh , yeah , color me brilliant ! jamie : who was the badge you were just schmoozing ? danielle : my uncle bob . he used to come by the house all the time before my parents split up , giving me gifts and junk i was n't supposed to have . reggie : you remember that far back ? danielle : yeah . my video memories dropped uncle bob pure to a puddle , made him give up the scoop on mr. seth . apparently , the da is willing to offer seth a deal , but only if he names names . reggie : way to go , girl ! j.r. 's going down ! yo , james , you 're not thinking about , you know , backing off j.r. , taking the blame for what he did , are you ? look , man , if you were n't sure j.r. gave babe that drug before , then him trying to blame it on you should 've had you sold . jamie : no , i know he did it , and he needs to own up to it . i just wish there was some way to make him see it . reggie : you tried that , yo . did n't work . the only person you should be worried about saving now is babe . [ scene_break ] j.r. : babe , what makes you think that i 'd try to hurt jamie ? adam : if you 'll excuse me , i have a call to make . j.r. : i already told you , i 'm over him pinning this whole drug thing on me . babe : yeah , but just now i heard you say that you 'd protect what was yours , no matter who got hurt . but the only thing is , is jamie 's not even after me . and even if he tried to get me , he could n't . j.r. : babe , i was n't talking about jamie . babe : then who ? was it ryan ? because the way he stormed out of here , something bad must have happened . j.r. : ryan fired me . i 'm not running chandler enterprises . and as of right now , your husband has joined the ranks of the unemployed . babe : that is the best news i have ever heard ! that 's awesome ! [ scene_break ] bianca : if miranda were here today , i would -- i would give her a lifetime of memories . and so much love . i -- i would just wrap her in it like a blanket so that she always felt safe and protected . and my little girl would never be afraid to love or be loved . and i would -- i would sit with miranda in the rocking chair that i built with my mother , and i would sing her all the songs that i remember from my childhood . and i would read her all my favorite stories , and play peek - a - boo with her for hours if it made her laugh . something tells me that miranda would have had the sweetest laugh . edmund : you will hear that laugh and you will see that smile in every child who comes to this center , the center that you and love and miranda built . every mother who brings their children here is going to feel that . they 're going to be safe , they 're going to be cared for , and they 're going to be home . bianca : thank you . god , thank you . edmund : thank you . bianca : i 'm going to go write all of this down before i forget . [ maria laughs ] edmund : hey , you 're not going to forget . maria : oh , my god . have i told you how much i love you lately ? i do . edmund : i do . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , i know an ulterior motive when it 's lurking . now , just tell me why miranda 's charity interests you so much . zach : all right . a casino opens in the neighborhood . what 's your first reaction ? kendall : um -- more traffic , riffraff , really loud , loud , dirty , annoying people . sorry . zach : oh , no , no , it 's true . it 's very rude , but it 's true . now , if this casino were going to give part of their profits to a local charity , a popular local charity , it would offset some of the negatives , right ? kendall : mm - hmm . not to mention the positive pr will attract more customers to your slot machines . zach : yeah , there is that . but i do want to help your sister . although i think mr. lavery may have a problem with it . kendall : oh . ryan does n't have a thing to say about this . he put bianca in charge of the foundation . it 's up to her to accept or turn down your donation . you know , the more -- the more i think about this , the more i think you and your little gift were sent from heaven . zach : do n't go mistaking me for an angel . kendall : come on . why do n't you give me a lift to the ceremony . zach : you going to miss the neighbors ? kendall : that 's where he lived . zach : that 's where who lived ? kendall : the man who raped my sister , michael cambias . he -- he died there . zach : she shot him in there ? kendall : yeah , in self - defense . he deserved to die . i only wish i 'd pulled the trigger myself . zach : let 's get going . kendall : right . right , of course . bianca needs us . she 's waiting . and you , my friend , have a contribution to make . hmm , i ca n't wait to see ryan 's face when you whip out your big checkbook . come on . [ scene_break ] greenlee : jonathan , we have one major thing in common . we both love ryan , and we do n't want to see him hurt . ryan : now who 's out to get me ? greenlee : hey , hub . ryan : hey . jonathan : ry , you better hold on to this woman , all right ? she 's a keeper . ryan : damn , and i was just about to throw her back . greenlee : so how 'd it go with j.r. and adam ? ryan : well , i wish you were there with me . greenlee : this is your coup . you get to be the glory hog . you must be very excited beating adam at his own game . ryan : it was n't exactly the win i was hoping for . i lost a friend today . tried to turn j.r. around , but it did n't happen . greenlee : i 'm sorry , ryan . really . ryan : now for the good news . how 's my little brother doing ? is he working that mba for fun and profit ? what , greenlee ? what happened ? jonathan mess something up ? greenlee : jonathan is terrific . he just needs a little more time . hey , you better hustle or you 're going to be late for that groundbreaking . ryan : well , no , i swung by here to pick you up first . jonathan can stay here and mind the shop . jonathan : hey , you got a minute ? ryan : yeah , what 's up ? jonathan : i got an idea on how to get fusion some more exposure and to do a good deed at the same time . ryan : well , bring it on . jonathan : ok . so fusion donates a percentage of its profits from the new fragrance line to the miranda montgomery center for women and children . ryan : well , i like it so far . jonathan : it 's tax - deductible , it 's great pr for the company , and the center gets an instant cash infusion . i mean , maybe we could even take extra surplus , product surplus and donate it to the center . makeovers for women to build their self - esteem , giving them an edge when they 're going to look for work . what do you think ? ryan : i think i like it . i think i like it a lot . greenlee : me , too . ryan : so he 's firing all burners , huh ? jonathan : i 'm going to draw up a proposal , plug in some numbers . ryan : looks like your mentoring 's paying off . jonathan : hey , greenlee -- um -- i have -- still comparing trucking companies , but i think a promising one is calling me back . greenlee : ok . jonathan : ok . greenlee : you know what ? i think i 'm going to have to skip the groundbreaking . ryan : are you sure ? greenlee : yeah , as much as i 'd love to be there for bianca , i think i need to stick around . [ scene_break ] babe : this is so great . we 'll be able to spend every minute together . and then you , me , and bess will be like a family 24/7 ! because , sweetie , you spent way too much time at that office anyway , and it did n't make you any happier . oh , honey , do n't worry . do not worry about money . you know what we 'll do ? we 'll make a budget , and i 'll stick to it . because if mama taught me anything , she taught me all about clipping coupons and how to stretch a dollar until it screams for mercy . j.r. : babe , i do n't -- i do n't think we 're that bad off . babe : you know what ? this would save a ton of money . we 'll fire the nanny . but , you know , we 'll talk about it later . bess and i better get a move on before we miss the groundbreaking . j.r. : oh , hey , babe ? why do n't we all go ? babe : are you serious ? j.r. : well , you know , i 'm free now , and it 's about time i showed bianca some support . babe : honey -- oh , i so wish you would 've got fired a long time ago . i 'll go get bess . [ scene_break ] jamie : if i have to go up against my brother to keep babe safe and with bess , i 'll do it . danielle : well , even if it means that j.r. has to go to jail ? jamie : he 's not leaving me much of a choice . i have to play it as it lays . reggie : yo , jamie , we just promised bianca that we would be down there at groundbreaking . you tagging along ? danielle : you heard dadzilla . i 'm still grounded . reggie : i 'll call you . you did good . real good . i 'll call you later . [ scene_break ] jonathan : these are the sales numbers from the last quarter . now , this is what it costs us to generate our skin care line -- which is 90 % of our sales price , which is that line right there . now , to increase profit , what we should do is cut the sales price , which would thereby double our sales . greenlee : what ? jonathan : ok , sorry . i forget not everybody has an mba . the game is all about volume and market shares . now , if you just subtract this line right here from this line , you cut costs , you double your revenue , and you undersell your competition . [ phone rings ] jonathan : oh , i bet that 's the new trucking company i lined up . and do n't worry -- igloo trucking . [ ring ] jonathan : fusion . greenlee : hmm . that does n't make any sense at all . [ scene_break ] j.r. : look , across the street . we 're almost there . we 're almost at the ceremony , bess . babe : j.r. , i meant what i said back at the house . no matter what happens , we 're going to be in this together -- if we 're richer than god , or if we 're flat broke . i 'm with you all the way , honey . j.r. : no , you know what ? this has gone too far . jamie : you 're right . people are getting hurt . j.r. : i lost it when you started in with your accusations , but i 've had some time to cool down . i 'd like to call a truce before we get someplace that we ca n't get back from . i 'm sorry . i really am . jamie : exactly what are you sorry for ? drugging your wife ? nearly killing her ? or just that you got caught ? [ scene_break ] bianca : oh , maria , where -- where 's edmund ? maria : he had to go and drop something off with derek at the police station . he 's going to be back in time for the ceremony . bianca : oh , ok . well , i just wanted to thank him for his help -- you know , for helping me get out of my own way . that 's quite a gift your husband has . maria : yeah , he 's amazing . i think he 's pretty amazing . kendall : hey , binks . hey . [ next_on ] krystal : i do n't know if my baby girl is married to a drug fiend , or if your other son is a psycho stalker ! jamie : apologize to your wife and seek professional help . ryan : you do whatever you want with kendall . bianca -- you stay away from her . | kendall is ready to go to the miranda montgomery foudation meeting when zack slater comes to her house making nice , asking about erica and offering a donation . she still does n't trust him . at the foundation meeting , bianca asks maria to speak . maria says she does not know what to say about miranda . bianca then asks edmund to write something . |
[ returning to his cabin after a run , david guzzles down a bottle of unsavory water , then collapses . ] [ scene_break ] adam : good lord , woman . how can you eat three shrimp cocktails at this hour ? krystal : because you 're buying . adam : yeah , well , if i get the news that i want , i 'll get you an aquarium . krystal : so you really think that this woman parading around as j.r. 's mama is really dixie 's sister , lanie , with a new face ? adam : i 'm counting on it . with it , i will expose hayward and that woman as the frauds that they are . brooke : do n't you ever learn ? [ scene_break ] tad : there . [ david groans as tad ties him up in a chair . ] david : what is -- what the hell is going on ? tad : that ought to do it . comfy ? huh ? hey , chuckles , over here . [ picking up the bottle he had obviously spiked , tad flings the rest of the water at david . ] david : ah ! you son of a -- tad : if i were you , i would n't start throwing around insults . you ever heard the expression `` it 's time to pay the piper `` ? i 'm the piper , and i 'm going to make you pay and pay and pay for everything you did , for every lie you told , from the minute you introduced us to di kirby . [ scene_break ] [ sirens wail as jackson stands on the cliff where the previous night ryan took a flying leap on his motorcycle . ] [ scene_break ] danielle : where 's the love , mom ? mimi : you had sex with a stranger ? danielle : well , he 's not a stranger anymore . mimi : it 's not true , right ? she 's just saying this to hurt me . garret : she 's being straight . danielle : is n't that what you want , mom ? no secrets , you and me communicating , sharing , bonding ? mimi : how could you be so stupid to have sex with a man you do n't even know ? what the hell were you thinking ? danielle : i do n't know . i guess i could n't help myself . it 's in my genes . mimi : excuse me ? danielle : you and daddy were hooking up when you were getting some on the side from a dude named lucas ? like mother , like daughter . go ahead , mom , let me have it ! let me feel the love ! [ scene_break ] josh : just let me speak , five minutes . j.r. : what do you got to lose , reggie ? josh : i 'm trying to keep a bad situation from getting worse . reggie : worse ? you slept with dani . how much worse can it get ? j.r. : ooh . you do realize that 's the police chief 's daughter , right ? josh : if i 'd known about you , i never would 've touched her . last thing i need , a jealous boyfriend punching me out at work . reggie : well , maybe you should 've asked questions -- you know , gotten some answers before you jumped all over her . josh : it was n't like that . if i could go back -- i 'm sorry . reggie : sorry does n't cut it . `` i 'm sorry `` -- it just -- it does n't cut it . josh : i get that . but i am sorry . j.r. : maybe you should just ease off , reggie . you ca n't really blame the guy . reggie : yeah , figures you would take his side . j.r. : come on . you know , what danielle told you was probably the truth -- well , chances are not . i mean , you know how girls get . they get all boo - hooey when they 've been used and abused by the latest guy and after they 've gotten caught . reggie : wait , wait , wait . are you calling dani a liar and a ho ? josh : whoever you are , you 're so not helping . reggie , it was one night . it wo n't happen again . reggie : that 's all she was to you ? one night ? we trusted each other . we loved each other and -- erica : reggie , what 's going on ? reggie : nothing at all . erica : josh ? josh : just getting better acquainted . j.r. : erica , do you have a free minute so we could talk ? erica : uh , yes , of course , absolutely , just as soon as i find out exactly what 's going on between my stepson and my supervising producer . which one of you wants to go first ? reggie : it 's nothing i ca n't handle , erica . erica : no , i know , reggie . i 'm sure you can . but just humor me , ok ? [ phone rings ] erica : excuse me . [ ring ] erica : jack , hi . listen , i 'll be home -- what ? oh , my god . all right , i 'll -- i 'll be right there . reggie : what 's up , erica ? what 's -- what 's going on ? erica : uh , i have to go . josh : i 'll drive you . erica : no , no . jack is going to pick me up . reggie : erica , are you ok ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan 's dead . simone : oh , greenlee , i am so sorry . kendall : no , no . no , do n't say it . do n't say it . do n't even think it now , ok ? ryan has n't been found yet , so we have nothing but hope until he walks right in that door , ok ? zach : the tides are a big factor . kendall : you know ryan . come on , it takes more than an ocean to bring him down . ok ? we are going to have nothing but positive thoughts until ryan walks in that door . greenlee : stop it . [ scene_break ] david : what did you put in my water ? tad : it 's amazing , is n't it ? six common ingredients you find in any average household . put them together , and it 's lights out . not that i 'm trying to knock you out of your little niche there , dr. doom . david : you 're a jackass . so , what , what , this is supposed to be payback , huh ? you should be thanking me . i gave you dixie . i handed her to you on a half shell . you saw the dna evidence in triplicate . dixie martin back in the flesh , yours for the taking . it 's not my fault that she does n't want anything to do with you . tad : you got it all wrong , dave . i 'm not going to punish you for something you did accidentally . i 'm going to punish you for what you thought you were doing . [ scene_break ] adam : uh , shrimp ? they 're jumbo . krystal : ah -- get your own . adam : those are not jumbo . you 'll have to excuse krystal . she 's making up for months of prison cuisine . yeah . why do n't you pull up a chair ? brooke : do n't play with me . krystal : could i get another round of shrimp , please ? uh - uh , wait . brooke : you could n't do it , could you ? you ca n't stand to be happy for j.r . he loves his mother . she 's a living , breathing miracle . it 's blast - proof evidence , and you are determined to wreck it all . adam : i am totally convinced that a fraud is taking advantage of my son . brooke : because you do n't want to share . j.r. loves his mother , and he 's happier than he 's been in how long ? and you just ca n't stand it . adam : this woman is manipulating my son . she 's got him twisted so tight , he does n't know what he 's doing . brooke : oh , because he 's not listening to you ? poor adam . the more j.r. loves dixie , the less control you have over him , and you hate that more than you love your son . krystal : could i get some more horseradish , please ? brooke : and you -- are you so desperate to get tad that you slice and dice the love of his life ? krystal : i am not desperate . and f - y - more - i than you really need , what goes on between tad and me stays there . this is about the truth . brooke : how does that come out of your mouth without the earth swallowing you up whole ? i mean , the two of you -- you 're two of a kind . adam : oh , like hell we are . krystal : bite your tongue . brooke : well , you are . i mean , everything is about your children ? it 's not about your children , it 's all about you . and both of you want dixie gone . and you got tad to propose to you ? krystal : that was his idea , not mine . brooke : yeah , well , if he knew what you were up to -- krystal : would you go bang your tambourine at another table ? brooke : you told me you wanted to change . you signed me on as your -- as your life coach . you remember that ? and i believe you said that there was going to be no more payback , no more vengeance , no more pain and suffering . and what happened to that , adam ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : leave me alone . just go away . kendall : no , no way . no , greenlee , you never -- you never give up . i wo n't let you quit now . we wait , we hope , we pray . simone : honey , you do n't look so good . i think we should get you something to eat . zach : greenlee , maybe you should sit down . simone : honey , let 's -- let 's sit . oh , see ? that 's better , is n't it ? we 'll sit here together , and we 'll wait for ryan to walk through that door . any minute . zach : i wish i could tell you there was a happy ending waiting just around the corner . but you 're an intelligent woman , and i respect you too much to tell you something just because you want to hear it . simone : yeah , ok . so why do n't you respect her out in the hall ? do n't listen to him , greenlee . greenlee : tell me . zach : the coast guard is no longer calling this a rescue effort . it 's called a recovery . you know what that means ? greenlee : i 've heard it before . zach : according to the safety divers , there 's a severe rip tide , making it almost impossible even for the strongest swimmer to get back to shore . kendall : well -- or maybe a boat picked ryan up . simone : maybe he did n't even fall into the water . maybe he 's on the land . zach : do you want me to continue ? greenlee : i want to hear all of it . the truth . zach : they found his bike on the rocks . it 's destroyed . kendall : so what ? so the rescue team just gives up ? zach : they 're going to keep searching till they find his body and this is over . greenlee : did i kill ryan ? is it my fault ? did i kill my husband ? simone : of course not . it was an accident . greenlee : i mean , he told me -- he said he did n't want me to get pregnant . `` do n't do it . `` he did n't want a child , ever . i mean , how many times did he say it ? how many ways ? i would n't listen . he made it physically impossible to have a child , and i still would n't listen . i knew better . i was going to save ryan with our love , the love of our child . kendall : no , greenlee , do n't do this . ryan would n't want you to . greenlee : no , he did n't want me to have a baby . did i listen ? simone : you did it , because you love him . greenlee : it was n't love . it was selfish . all me , what i wanted , what i needed , what i had to have , ryan be damned . greenlee lavery , the most selfish little bitch . kendall : no , no , greenlee , that is my title , not yours , ok ? now , what you did -- what you did was for ryan . everything you did was for ryan . ok ? what happened tonight was not your fault . greenlee : i pushed him too far . kendall : ryan was in control of that bike . you know , accidents happen . too slippery , too fast , and too wet . anything could have gone wrong tonight , none of it your fault . greenlee : oh , god , ryan made choices , i unmade them . he trusted me . i lied . he wanted to have control of his life . i took it away . i mean , he had nowhere to go but -- kendall : no , no , no , greenlee , do n't say that . greenlee : kendall , kendall , stop it . admit it . you know it 's true . kendall : no . no , greenlee , no . you did not make a mistake . you made a future , you made hope . you made ryan 's future , and it 's right here . [ scene_break ] tad : so , you want a little more time to think about your sins ? david : you ca n't punish someone for what they thought they were doing ! tad : oh , sure you can . intentions , good or bad -- take you right straight to hell and back . only you 're not coming back . david : i gave you what you wanted more than anything in the world -- dixie alive . tad : only you knew she was a fake . or you thought she was a fake . from the moment you met her in that prison , you thought you had it made . all you had to do was get her to play dixie , i 'd start doing backflips thanking god , and then you could pull the rug out from under my feet . david : ah , this might be a surprise for you , tad , but not everything 's about you . tad : no , no , you 're right . i was just a sideshow . j.r. was the main event . david : no , this was more about babe . someone had to help her . tad : and you thought it was okay for you to manipulate a man who 'd been grieving for his mother for three years . david : and treated my daughter like horse dung ! tad : i do n't care . i do n't care how badly j.r. screwed up . it does n't give you the right to drive a stake through his heart all over again . david : you need to catch up , tad . dixie 's real . j.r. 's got his mommy back home again to kiss his booboos . you 're just ticked off , because she dumped you . at least it was good for a few laughs . tad : yeah , you 're right . now i 'm going to get mine . david : yeah , ok , fine . come on , let 's get this over with . what are you going to do to me , huh ? tickle my feet ? shave my head ? pierce something ? tad : you know , that well out there has been empty for a long time . it 's perfect . it 's deep , it 's dark , cold . you can consider it a stopover on your way down to hell . david : you would n't dare . tad : watch me . hell , i 'm going to have fun . and the best part of this is nobody 's going to miss you . i mean , after all , your own daughter , babe , has already written you out of her life , just like krystal . david : all right , wait , wait a minute . stop this , tad . you ca n't do this ! what , do you think i 'm going to let you get away with this ? tad : you do n't have a choice . david : i 'm telling you , tad , you do this , and you are going to regret it ! tad : mm - hmm , yeah . you just keep talking . david : no , no , stop . no , do n't -- tad : smile for the birdie , big boy . [ david speaks unintelligibly with duct tape over his mouth . ] tad : yes , that 's so much better . yeah . you know something ? you have no idea the stench that comes out of that hole in the ground . if i were you , i 'd breathe deep . enjoy that fresh air while you still can . [ scene_break ] brooke : you told me you wanted to change and be a better man . what was that , just to get me into bed ? krystal : champagne would have been a much better choice . adam : i meant it when i said it . brooke , it 's your eyes , those eyes of yours . i 'd say anything . brooke : i should have known . i 'm done with you . adam : you said you 'd be my moral compass . brooke : hmm . adam : come on , that never would have worked . there 's something so smug about people who always do the right thing -- well , almost always . even with you holding my hand , the straight and narrow is still a crashing bore . brooke : congratulations . at least you 're capable of an occasional honest moment . adam : well , while i 'm in this moment -- you look stunning . brooke : go to hell . and whatever the two of you are cooking up , good luck . you 're going to need it . adam : what a woman . krystal : is she right ? are we hideous just because we want to find out who 's running around with dixie 's dna ? [ scene_break ] [ david speaks unintelligibly ] di : are you all out of tar and feathers ? tad : oh , that 's not creative enough . no , my friend here is going down , right to the bottom of a well , where there 's nothing but scum and muck and creepy- crawlies . what better place for you to think about what you 've done than with your own kind . [ david speaks unintelligibly ] tad : now , if you would n't mind standing aside , i 'm going to continue to do the lord 's work . that is , of course , unless you 're feeling sorry for him . di : all 's well that ends well . tad : brava . you see there , dave ? that 's what they call a double entendre . it 's a joke . it 's not looking good for you . [ david yells unintelligibly ] tad : what does a guy got to do to get you to shut up ? i appreciate you not trying to stop me . di : stop you ? i 'll help . tad : you would do that for me ? [ david speaks unintelligibly ] di : oh -- you better bet i would . tad : it 's fun , is n't it ? [ di laughs ] tad : do it again . [ scene_break ] mimi : do n't you walk away from me . danielle : must be that gene thing again . mimi : you want to cheap - shot me ? go ahead . but forgive me if i do n't want to believe my daughter is out catting around . danielle : i 'm not . it was the first time -- mimi : oh , baby . your first time . are you ok ? danielle : yeah , sure . it had to happen , right ? i got to go . mimi : no , you are not going to go until we talk this out . danielle : meaning , you talk , i listen ? mimi : meaning , we handle this as a family . danielle : so we end up screaming and throwing things . garret : give this a chance , dani . danielle : she 'll probably just taser me . so talk already . mimi : you overheard your aunt livia mention my relationship -- danielle : affair . mimi : with lucas barnes . let me tell you what happened . you owe me that . danielle : like i want all the grimy details . mimi : why try ? i 'm done . go ahead , leave . danielle : thought you 'd never ask . garret : look , wait , dani . she does n't mean it . danielle : smoke 's coming out of her ears ! garret : she 's angry , because she 's been where you are . mimi : do n't speak for me . garret : somebody better , or else your daughter 's going to walk right out that door , maybe out of your life . danielle , look , your mom and dad really loved each other . but one night after nearly dying on the job , she was forced to do something that ripped her apart . mimi turned to a friend . danielle : lucas ? some friend . garret : he made her feel safe . he made her forget her doubts about herself , about how afraid she was . sound familiar ? [ scene_break ] josh : it 's between you and dani . i know how much she cares about you . make a choice . can you step up and get over it ? j.r. : wow . some people just do n't get how to play it , do they ? forget about the facts of life . that boy needs a rule book . josh : he 's in high school . what 's your excuse ? does anybody in pine valley play by any rules at all ? [ scene_break ] kendall : ryan could be out there somewhere on his way back to you right now , greenlee . but if the worst happens , and we lost him , ryan is not really gone . greenlee , he 's not gone . there 's a part of him that 's still with you . his little boy or his little girl . it 's -- it 's inside of you . ryan is just as close as your -- your baby 's eyes or her laugh . greenlee : tonight ryan got himself to where he had to be . he saved himself . we were in the gazebo with the northern lights shining down on us . and he felt safe , free for the first time in forever . everything was perfect . we were perfect , and i -- simone : there is no way that having this child is anything but good . kendall : maybe the universe knew that ryan 's time was limited and gave you this baby . it 's a huge gift , greenlee . it 's your love and ryan 's love growing inside of you . now , nothing can change that . no one can take that away from you , ever . [ knock on door ] jack : greenlee , sweetheart , come here . greenlee : do n't touch me . do n't ever touch me again . simone : she did n't mean that , jack . she 's upset . greenlee : it 's what you wanted , is n't it ? ryan and me apart ? well , extra bonus points for you -- he 's dead . no worries about us getting back together . jack : i never wanted this to happen . i never wanted ryan gone , not this way . erica : greenlee , no one wanted this . greenlee : you never let him forget what he could n't help -- his brothers and his father . he was n't like them . you never gave him a chance . jack : well , you 're wrong about that . i did not hate ryan . greenlee : yes , you did . but i 'm not going to let you get between me and my husband . i 'm not going to let you take away all that i have left . erica : oh , greenlee , stop this . everything jack did , he did because he loves you . greenlee : no , ryan loved me . kendall : i 'll go . erica : no , no , no . let me talk to her . simone : oh , jack , she 's just upset . zach : come over here . you 're something else . kendall : what are you talking about ? zach : what you said to greenlee -- it 's exactly what she needed to hear . and that was the most beautiful -- it was the most beautiful bs i ever heard in my life . [ scene_break ] adam : brooke 's just put off , because we do n't play nice . we are by no means monsters . krystal : now , that is the sweetest thing you 've ever said to me . adam : do n't get used to it . we happen to be on the same track , because i will do whatever it takes to stop the woman who 's trying to manipulate and whip my son into a mama 's boy . i 'll even consort with you . krystal : you know , if we find out that she 's not dixie , we are not going to be very popular around here . adam : who cares ? nobody likes the person who keeps insisting the world is flat . krystal : you have a way with words , adam , that 's for sure . adam : and you have a way with -- um , shrimp . krystal : thank you . uh , more cocktail sauce , please . thank you . [ phone rings ] adam : cross your fingers . adam chandler here . yeah , what do you got ? you 're sure ? um , all of it 's verifiable ? all right . keep me posted . krystal : well ? dixie or lanie ? adam : my men have tracked down dixie 's sister , lanie . they 've interrogated her , they 've got a positive id . they 've even faxed a picture to my office . apparently , she has n't changed a bit . krystal : no plastic surgery . well , that can only mean one thing . adam : dixie is alive and well . [ scene_break ] di : one extreme makeover deserves another . [ david yells as tad holds his head back and di draws big red lips over the duct tape covering his mouth . ] tad : oh , that is beautiful ! oh , god , i had no idea you were so diabolical . di : it is -- it is an improvement , right ? tad : absolutely . [ david yells unintelligibly ] tad : now the fun part is over . you realize after we roll this cockroach down a hole , there 's no going back . di : i 'm ready to move forward without the lies and this horse 's rear . oh . when david laid that kiss on me , when he lied to you and j.r. -- you know , told you that i had contacted him -- i wanted to level him . tad , i swear everything out of his mouth was a dirty lie . i did n't call him from the hospital in europe . i would never do that . david and i hurt you and -- and j.r. deep enough , and he had to just add another layer of ugly . he deserves whatever 's coming to him . tad : by all means . let 's get on with it . you know , even a rodent like you deserves a few last words . the thing is , when it comes to duct tape , some people think you should pull it off like really slowly , so it does n't hurt so much . me ? i 'm from the old school . david : aah ! di : oh , my god . david : son of a -- tad : pain is over before you know it starts . right , dave ? david : go ahead , have your fun while it lasts . but there is a piece of this puzzle that i know , tad , and you do n't . tad : well , by all means , do tell . [ scene_break ] kendall : greenlee was bound and determined to get pregnant no matter what . this was all for ryan . and i was right there . i wanted to have the happy ending with her . zach : that 's the important part . kendall : well , you knew where this was headed . you tried to warn me . zach : and i wish i 'd been wrong . kendall : ryan deserved a chance . all greenlee wanted was for him to be happy . zach : ryan did exactly what he said he would do if he ever tried to hurt her . kendall : what , so you think that he did this on purpose ? no . no , that 's -- no , i 'm sorry , i refuse to believe that . greenlee is not responsible for this . this was an accident . it had to be . zach : i 'm sure it was . kendall : ryan 's such a jerk . he was always such a jerk sometimes , you know , but you know what ? no , i never stopped loving him . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you knew ryan , who he really was . he was n't like jack thinks . he was n't bad , he was n't beyond help . erica : no , ryan was one of the best . greenlee : but he tried so hard to make things right -- for his family , for us . erica : he was a lot like your father in that respect . greenlee : do n't make this about jack . all he ever did was shut ryan down . he never understood . he never even tried . erica : sometimes love can really get in the way of seeing things , people , the way they really are . but jack never hated ryan . he was just afraid for you . i mean , he 'd seen ryan lose control , and he was just so afraid that you would get hurt . greenlee : well , he wo n't have to worry about that anymore . erica : greenlee , you know that jackson never wanted this to happen . seeing you like this -- this is just tearing him apart . will you talk to jack ? ryan 's accident will be even more of a tragedy , greenlee , if you allow it to drive you and jack apart . and it 's not just about the two of you anymore . you 're going to have a baby . jack knows , greenlee . and we have to be a family for that baby , all of us . let me go get jack . [ scene_break ] zach : i 'm going to go . this is for family . kendall : no , you 're -- you 're family . you are family now , no matter what my mother says . zach : yeah ? i 'm not real good at holding hands . i 'll be more help to the search party . she needs you now . kendall : i know . thank you for everything . how is she ? erica : jack , greenlee would like to see you . [ scene_break ] garret : you turned to josh the same way mimi turned to lucas -- to forget the pain , to wipe out the loneliness . it 's done . we deal . does n't do us any good to rip into each other , do more harm . mimi : that night with lucas , your dad and i had broken up . i thought it was over . i did n't even know i was pregnant until we got back together , and when i found out we made you , i was so happy , so excited that we were going to be a family . danielle : so why not tell me all this ? why hide it from me , then slam on me for doing almost the same thing ? mimi : i was ashamed . but i 'm glad you know . i 'm glad it 's out and that you 're ok . danielle : i got to go . mimi : oh . i am so bad at this parent thing . garret : there 's nothing easy about it . mimi : well , how did you get so good ? garret : anybody can be good at it when it 's not their own kid -- no history , no buttons . i 'm just glad she stuck around long enough to listen . mimi : so am i . and i 'm glad that you stuck around , too . this mother - daughter collision course , anybody would 've run away . garret : well , i love the mother very much . mimi : i am so lucky to have you . how long did you know about this thing with dani on the beach ? garret : i knew about dani and josh the morning i found her at the beach . she was very , very upset . i had to drag it out of her . mimi : she lied and you covered for her , so since when am i on the outside looking in ? garret : i needed dani to know she could trust me . figured keeping her secret would put us halfway there . maybe i could help . you mad ? mimi : how could i be ? you kept us from killing each other . [ scene_break ] di : you 've got a mystery piece of the puzzle ? i think he wants us to be scared . david : just a word of caution -- you might want to put the brakes on the gloating . tad : sounds like a bluff to me . di : you know , but you 're forgetting a really , really big piece of the puzzle , david , which is after everything that you have pulled -- tad : and got caught at -- di : nobody in the world is going to believe a single syllable that you say . tad : especially us . david : what i have is a hell of a lot more than just talk . i 've got facts . di : oh , david . what you do n't get is that we 're all moving on without you . david : you 're not going very far without me , darling . tad : you 're the one tied to a chair . di : why do n't you just give up ? david : i do n't give up . i get even . di : can we throw him into the well now ? tad : no . would n't do any good . he 's never going to change . but if you want to get your freak on , help yourself . still up for that body piercing idea , dave ? di : you 're bailing on me ? tad : you just got out of prison . i do n't want to do anything that 'll get you in trouble . but if you 're feeling a little wild , i 'll tell the whole world we were five miles away , give you a rock - solid alibi . di : tad . i may take you up on that alibi . tad : good . david : oh , boy . you may have tad duped , but i know what i know . [ scene_break ] adam : lanie was our only shot . krystal : well , i guess that 's it , then . time to welcome dixie home . adam : yeah . [ scene_break ] di : you do n't know spit . and you sit there with that crazy smirk as if you were n't tied up within an inch of your life . david : untie me , and i 'll get rid of my crazy smirk . di : you should 've listened to tad . lose with some grace , david . admit you 're wrong . at least try to redeem yourself . david : oh , it 's never too late . but then again , you know that better than all of us , do n't you , dixie ? [ door closes as di leaves david struggling to get out of the ties that bid him . ] [ scene_break ] erica : go ahead , jack . talk to her . jack : greenlee , i just wanted to tell you how sorry i am . greenlee : because i 'm pregnant with ryan 's baby ? you want to tell me how wrong i am to bring another lavery into this world ? [ scene_break ] [ as sirens wail in the distance , ryan hides among the cliff 's rocks . ] [ next_on ] kendall ( to ethan ) : what is wrong with you ? why do you have to hurt us ? erica ( to greenlee ) : you ca n't push me away . i 'm here whether you want me or not . zach : you 're wife 's going to be happy she 's no longer a widow . ryan : if you tell greenlee that i 'm alive , i will kill you . | after ryan has driven his motorcycle into the river , nobody can find him . at first , kendall and simone encourage greenlee to believe he will be ok . but then they tell her that even if it was meant to be that ryan dies , she will always have him in the new life that 's growing inside of her . erica urges greenlee to talk to jack . but greenlee will not forgive her father for his attitude about ryan and believes he wants ryan dead . zach goes looking for ryan again , and ryan appears alive and well and hiding . danielle confesses to her mother and to garette that she cheated on reggie with josh and they conclude what she did was not unlike mimi cheating on derek with lucas . |
erin : hi . jonathan : hi . erin : jonathan , lily , i thought i 'd see you tomorrow at the confusion opening . jonathan : that 's why we 're here -- because of the opening tomorrow . lily : i really need to run some numbers with you before , like for instance , is the budget for the red carpet coming from fusion or confusion 's budget ? i do n't know because i could n't reach our business manager , and it 's really important . erin : i -- i 'm really busy right now -- annie : he 's here on the street . [ annie pants ] erin : what -- annie : he found us . jonathan : hmm -- erin ? erin , who is she ? what 's wrong ? [ scene_break ] tad : so you called me in because you missed me or you just wanted to bust my chops ? somebody started the party without me . derek : i just found out about kate , the real story . i ca n't tell you how sorry i am . dixie : thank you , derek . tad : well , that 's not the reason for this visit , is it ? derek : i need to ask you two some questions . tad : no . derek : no , you wo n't answer ? tad : no , i did n't kill greg madden . that 's what you wanted to ask me . dixie did n't kill him , either . so , there it is -- roadside bar next week . i 'll buy the first round . dixie , after you . derek : slow down . my questions are about j.r. and jamie . [ scene_break ] josh : next time , put the chart where it belongs , so i do n't have to look for it . my time actually matters . clue in or move on . jamie : why do n't you drag your ego down the hall and chill out ? josh : and the bottom rung of the food chain howls . too bad i do n't speak loser . julia : leave him alone . jamie : oh , i can handle madden . looking forward to it , actually . julia : not josh -- you . just leave him alone . jamie : you 're defending this jerk ? [ scene_break ] erica : i 'm not sure that i really know exactly how to -- kendall : mother -- mother , you can say whatever you have to say . erica : just like that -- simple . zach told me about the dna test , how you had spike and josh tested . and the results -- kendall : i know it 's scary , mom . but it 's ok to say the words . greg madden is spike 's biological father , and we 'll get through this . we all will -- you and me and zach and ryan . erica : kendall ? josh is my son . [ scene_break ] erin : annie 's a friend , jonathan . she 's from out of town . lily : her face looks very upset . am i reading her face wrong ? jonathan : no , i do n't -- i do n't think so . what 's -- what 's wrong ? who did you see ? jamal : are we ok here ? annie : yeah -- yeah . i -- i saw you on the balcony . i 'm so glad that you 're here . jamal : but i came in from the -- annie : thank god you 're here . lily : well , you seemed really afraid at first . now you 're happy to see him ? erin : jonathan , could you and lily start the numbers with me outside -- um , without me , just on the balcony ? do you mind ? jonathan : no . oh , ok . erin : ok . jonathan : ok , yeah , sure . erin : i 'll be right out . jamal : what 's wrong ? annie : it 's asthma . gets worse -- stress . erin : oh , i once heard that caffeine helps . can i get you coffee , soda ? jamal : here , quick . [ annie pants ] erin : be right back . jamal : that 's it , breathe . breathe . erin : she thinks she saw t . annie : it was him . jamal : did he see -- annie : he found us . jamal : did he see you ? annie : i do n't think so . time to get emma . it 's time to run . erin : the inhaler is not working . jamal : ok , come on . we 're going to the hospital . annie : no , no , no , i ca n't leave emma . erin : no , listen , i will stay with her . no one 's even going to get near her . annie : what if t already saw me ? he 'll take his chance , come after emma . erin : jamal will take you out the back way , ok ? go . jamal : come on . erin : annie , everything is going to be ok . [ scene_break ] kendall : he 's such a sweet boy , mother . you can see it in his eyes , in his face . it does n't matter who his father is . erica : kendall ? did you hear me ? are you listening ? josh is your brother . josh is my son . kendall : yeah , yes . mother , yes , i heard you , ok ? but we 're all in shock here and nothing is making sense . now , listen to me -- josh is spike 's brother , not mine , and it 'll be all right . everything will be ok . do -- can you guys get her some water , please , or something ? erica : kendall , stop . kendall : do you want tea instead ? erica : stop it . josh is not spike 's brother . josh is not greg madden 's son . josh is your brother , he 's my son . kendall : ok . all right , what you 're saying here is -- i just -- i need to understand this , fully understand this . you 're saying that greg madden is not spike 's father ? zach : we 're not certain , but we hope not . erica : i know it 's a lot to take in and -- and it 's very painful and it 's complex . kendall : not really . i understand . i understand everything . you did this for my sake . you put my mother up to this . [ scene_break ] jamie : this is the charmer that you want to defend ? julia : jamie , please , stop , for me ? josh : why do n't you try doing your job instead of sucking up , keefer ? you want to play mommy to someone , do it to jamie boy over here . i do n't need it . jamie : all right , what 's up with you ? is your jackass radar on the fritz ? julia : josh is going through a really hard time . jamie : yeah , like being a total ass . too bad it 's a chronic condition . julia : i saw him in the park , jamie . he was mess , and he tried to get me to help him rebury his father 's remains . jamie : that 's pretty high on the weirdness chart . julia : yeah , he 's on the edge , maybe a couple of toes over . josh knows it now -- that his father is as evil as everybody had said that he was . jamie : and ? julia : and it 's killing him . jamie : wait , let me get this straight -- you -- josh gets his first dose of reality , and you want me to cut him some slack ? julia : why not ? what 's it going to cost you ? jamie : did you just skip the part where you did him a favor , and he dumped on you instead ? not to mention he 's trying to pin his father 's murder on my brother . julia : well , can you blame him ? jamie : excuse me ? julia : his latest victim hardly walked out of here alive . jamie : so you and josh are teaming up on my brother now ? julia : i was kendall 's nurse . i saw what happened to her . jamie : forget it . i 'm not doing this with you . julia : doing what ? i 'm not even here . [ scene_break ] tad : j.r. and jamie ? well , jamie 's on his way to medical school . and j.r. has his hands full with my grandson -- thank you for asking . how 's danielle ? derek : and their little sister 's missing . i assume that must be hard on two proactive young men like jamie and j.r . dixie : yes , it 's been hell on everyone , but we 're getting through it . we all are . tad : get to it , derek . derek : the night greg madden disappeared , jamie and j.r. were together . tad : brothers hang out together . so what ? derek : they hang other things , too , like josh madden in a meat cooler . dixie : what ? tad : not a chance . dixie : not -- not the boys . why would they do that ? derek : use josh as bait for the old man . `` we 'll take josh off the meat hook if you tell us what we want to hear . `` tad : you have nothing . derek : i have j.r. 's shiny monogrammed pen from the crime scene . i also have an anonymous tip regarding j.r. buying a transceiver . dixie : that 's slightly more than nothing . tad : it 's nowhere near something . derek : as far as evidence goes , circumstantial or otherwise , your boys are in the lead . dixie : look , just leave them alone , ok ? they did n't -- they did n't do it . it 's not their fault . derek : oh . i 'll just tell the da that 's riding my back their mommy said they 're innocent when he asks me about making an arrest . dixie : look , you want an arrest ? you 've got one . [ scene_break ] lily : the units of cranberry juice ordered seem to be too low . should i tell willow or erin ? your mouth is down . is it because of erin 's friend ? she was freaking out and she was breathing funny . jonathan : i 'm going to go ask erin if -- if she 's going to be ok . lily : ok , that 's a good idea . i 'll try to rectify these order discrepancies . jonathan : ok . jonathan : what was that about ? erin : shh . jonathan : no , who is she ? erin : shh . jonathan : what ? lily ca n't hear us . we 're fine . erin : no , but emma can . jonathan : who 's -- erin : that 's my friend 's little girl . she 's upstairs playing dolls . jonathan : well , then you can whisper as you tell me what 's up with your friend . who is she and what -- what is she so afraid of ? erin : her name is annie . and i am helping her to do for emma what our mom never did for us . i 'm helping her protect her child from a sick twist of a father . [ scene_break ] jeff : thought you were off - duty . josh : suspension 's finally over . jeff : well , last time i saw you , you were damaging hospital property . josh : want to fine me for locker abuse ? jeff : look , every doctor needs some time off away from cell phones and pagers . why do n't you head out ? i 'll make sure your shift is covered . josh : look , you do n't think i can handle my job , just say so . put it in my file . why do n't you tell your father , get me suspended again . better yet , why do n't you just have him fire me , get it over with ? jeff : no , that 's not going to happen . josh : then back off . what is it with you ? you 're always over my back , over my shoulder . what , are you just waiting for the gray to grow into my temples , waiting for my speech to turn clipped and precise ? you better keep a close eye on me , dr. martin . it could happen any minute -- bam , josh turns into greg , son into father . who knows , maybe it 's happened already . why do n't you ask me how the illegal inseminations went today ? very good , thank you . a billion served and counting . jeff : stop it , just stop spitting this garbage and listen . you 're not greg madden . you never will be . what 's it going to take to get that through your head ? josh : how can you be so damn sure ? [ scene_break ] erica : kendall , you need to hear me out . kendall : mom , i 'm not angry . ok ? i 'm not angry at either of you . i know that you are only trying to help . zach : i did n't think your mom was coming . kendall : zach , i came home , and i cried in your arms , and you said `` this is n't over , `` and then you left . and you went to see my mom , did n't you ? erica : yes , he did , sweetheart , but not for the reason you think . kendall : you made up an answer . you made up a way that spike could still be ryan 's son . ryan : spike is my son , kendall . kendall : no , no . you made up a way to explain the test results -- josh as my brother -- and you hoped that i would believe it . i 'm sorry , mother . i am . i mean , i know zach meant well , but -- erica : no -- kendall : a bizarre lie about you and josh -- it wo n't help anything . ryan : just -- just listen to your mother , please . ok ? no matter what you think you know , just listen to her . kendall : will you stop , ryan ? please stop , ok ? no more lies . spike is greg 's blood just as josh is -- not yours , mother . i know that josh is not your son . erica : you do n't know . and you do n't want to believe because it is insane . and everything you 're feeling right now , i felt the same way . when tad told me at the mardi gras ball -- and he was so kind and he was so gentle -- but i did n't believe it , either , not at first . but then i -- i saw for myself . i looked into josh 's eyes , and i saw myself looking back . kendall : i do n't understand . erica : i 'll tell you everything , all the secrets i 've been keeping for such a long time , but first you have to know that this test you did for spike -- that 's not the final answer . the dna matched because josh is your brother , your blood and my blood and spike 's . you have to believe me , kendall , because this is the truth . kendall : i 'm listening , mother . tell me everything . [ scene_break ] derek : are you saying you killed greg madden ? dixie : he was buried on purpose . his death was accidental . derek : go on . tad : what the hell do you think you 're doing ? dixie : i 'm doing what has to be done , tad . tad : no , you 're not . as far as i 'm concerned , this is over right now . come on . derek : hey , i have cuffs . you want to wear them ? sit down and shut it . tad : oh , come on , derek . you 're practically telling her to lie . what 's more , you know she 'll do it , because she 's the kind of person if she gave a damn , she would do anything she had to to cover for the real psychotic who put madden in that box . derek : just a name -- give me that , and i 'll take care of the rest . tad : well , for what it 's worth , it 's not j.r. or jamie . dixie , i 'm begging you . you ca n't do this , please , not for his sake . [ scene_break ] zach : you all right ? you want me to keep going or you -- erica : kendall ? kendall , i -- i could n't tell you before when you asked me why i did n't want you to go near greg madden , what he had done to make me hate him so much . kendall : i am so sorry , mom . erica : it 's ok . kendall : i am so sorry , what he did to you and that you had to go through it all again here for my sake . erica : honey , that is not why i told you . kendall : but the way that he hurt you -- erica : the way he hurt so many people -- you , my precious daughter , and that you had to live in such fear for the past few days . honey , kendall , do you understand what it means that josh is my son ? kendall : it means that greg madden is twice as sick as i thought he was . erica : means that you and josh are both my children . you both carry my genes . so of course , josh and spike would share some of the same markers . honey , the dna test that you took -- it 's meaningless . kendall : the test ? what , we have to -- we have to take another test , ryan , this time using -- using your dna , and maybe it 'll prove that you are his biological father . ryan : maybe . kendall : thank you , mother . you have no idea what this means . thank you so , so much . kendall : you warned me . you tried to do everything you could to keep me away from greg , and i would n't listen to you . erica : i 'm sorry that i did n't tell you sooner . i probably should 've told you sooner . please understand that i was -- i was afraid , and if you 're angry at me , honey -- kendall : am i angry ? erica : i completely understand . kendall : god , of course not -- no , mother , never . i mean , the way -- the way that he hurt you , what he did to you , i hate him for you . erica : right now , my only concern is you and spike and josh . kendall : josh . does he know that you 're his mother ? erica : i 'm not really sure that i should tell him . kendall : do n't , mother . you should never tell him what you told me . [ scene_break ] josh : blood tells , doc . we see it here every day . if you want to find a disease , start with the blood . jeff : you 're your own man . you 're not some clone of your father . i know you , josh . i know you better than you think i do . you do n't have some sick , hidden mission . you 're upfront -- maybe too upfront for people like j.r. chandler . my dad and i have talked about you and we think that this is -- this is the right place for you to grow into the doctor we think you can become . we have faith in you . now it 's your turn . forget greg madden . [ scene_break ] [ annie wheezes ] jamal : i 'll find you a doctor , ok ? just -- just hang on , annie , ok ? annie : please . julia : trouble breathing ? ok , i 've got you . come with me . sit down , cross your legs . can you tell me what your symptoms are , about when they started ? annie : a few minutes , maybe 20 . asthma attack . julia : all right . did you take any prescription medications over the counter ? albuterol inhaler . what 's your name ? annie : virginia . julia : ok . josh : what do we have ? julia : virginia 's asthma attack started about 20 minutes ago , and she 's already taken -- josh : i was talking to the patient . i can handle an asthma attack . you and martin can leave -- now . [ wheezing ] josh : all right , virginia , let 's get you fixed up here . annie : i have to get out of here . my daughter needs me . [ scene_break ] jonathan : what if this guy comes around here looking for her and finds you , and then what are you -- erin : no , i 'm not going to let that happen . i 'm not . i -- jon , i ca n't . now , listen to me . i need to know that you can keep this secret , ok ? i need to know . that was the only way for the network to survive and keep helping victims of abuse . jonathan : hey , i 'm not going to tell anyone . erin : thank you . jonathan : but what about the way annie was freaking out ? what if she 's right ? erin : well , and -- and terry found her ? jonathan : wait . erin : oh , my god . i hope not . that -- jonathan : wait , wait , wait , wait -- ter -- terry ? erin : terry . jonathan : terry . do you have a picture of this guy ? erin : jonathan , did you see somebody downstairs ? jonathan : no , i did n't , but he goes after innocent young girls and -- it ca n't be the same guy . [ scene_break ] jamie : stop , because whatever you 're going to say , i do n't want to hear it . josh : the medication i gave you should kick in right about now . how you feeling ? [ monitor beeps then flatlines ] josh : she 's arresting ! i need some help in here . [ scene_break ] kendall : if you tell josh you 're his biological mother , he will never recover . erica : kendall , i really thought that you might insist . i was actually afraid that you might go to him and tell him whether i decided to or not . kendall : no , trust me . i will -- i will never tell him , and you ca n't , either . erica : well , i -- i know that it would be painful . i actually saw josh in the park where greg died . and josh was just devastated . i mean , he believes that his father was that demon . so maybe if i tell josh that his actual father was a good man , that greg madden was n't his father -- kendall : mother , it 's -- it 's the other truth that will kill him . he 'll know that he has a mother who did n't want him . [ scene_break ] [ monitor flatlines ] jeff : what do you have ? josh : mid 20s asthmatic , crashed . jeff : what happened ? josh : no idea . give me 200 . clear ! come on , virginia . give me 300 . clear ! [ monitor beeps ] [ scene_break ] derek : you think dixie 's protecting someone ? tad : i think dixie should give it up , especially if `` it `` means covering for that -- derek : give me a name . dixie : tad , you do n't know what you 're doing . derek : a name , damn it . dixie : if you start this , there 's no going back . tad : s.k . dixie : oh . derek : who is s.k . ? tad : son of a bitch who buried madden alive . he 's had a lot of experience . dixie : you know what ? am i under arrest ? because if not , i am out of here . you have no right . tad : i have every right . what are you so afraid of -- that you 're going to be next ? if not , you should be , because this guy ca n't get enough . madden is not his first human sacrifice , not by a long shot , and he 's not going to be the last . this bastard lives for one reason and one reason only and that is for the kill , ok ? not only that , he 's not happy unless he gets up close and personal while he does it . he 's capable of anything . he 'll pretend to be your pal , your best friend , somebody reliable , something -- something nice and comfortable like the first car you ever owned or some childhood pal you hiked railroad tracks with or some big fluffy dog you cuddle with on the sofa before it turns around and tears your heart out . the maniac 's not going to be happy till you 're on your knees begging for mercy just so he can laugh while you do it . derek : and you 're willing to let this guy remain on the loose ? dixie : you think you can stop him ? tad , shut up now before it 's too late . tad : it 's already too late , and we both know it . for god 's sake , derek , it 's staring you right in the face . i ca n't believe you did n't see it already , probably because you 're just as scared as the rest of us . my advice to you is to sleep with the lights on -- that is , if you can sleep at all . [ tad whips the lipstick out of dixie 's purse and writes on the back of the door , `` redrum . `` derek : you son of a -- your rampaging murderer is stephen king ? you think this is a joke ? dixie : i told you not to tell him . tad : here 's johnny ! [ scene_break ] josh : the severity of the attack led to cardiac arrest . we suspect pulmonary edema , which we have under control now . in other words , you 're ok . just rest up . you 'll be fine . jeff : what happened in there ? josh : she blacked out and arrested . jeff : did you treat her before she crashed ? josh : yeah , albuterol , 2.5 milligrams . jeff : she used her albuterol inhaler at the onset of the attack . it says it here on the -- on the chart . damn it , you od 'd her . what the hell happened in there ? [ scene_break ] julia : fine . whatever . do n't take my apology . i 'm gone . jamie : no , you 're not . not yet , because it 's my turn to speak . i wo n't take your apology because you have no business giving me one . i 'm the one who 's sorry . you want to cut josh some slack , that 's up to you . it 's not my call , no matter how nuts madden makes me . julia : i know he does . i 'm not saying he 's not a jerk or that he 's suddenly reformed . but the place that he 's in -- his father was buried alive and died alone . he knows that that freak got everything back from the world that he gave to it . he knows that his father is a monster . the look on his face in the park -- i know the place that he 's in . i went there after noah was killed . the only thing that i could afford to let myself feel was this constant , exhausting fury . because if i 'd -- if i had let myself feel what i really felt inside , i would 've died . [ scene_break ] josh : son of a -- jeff : did you read the chart before you treated her ? just answer , yes or no ? josh : one - word answer -- yes . this notation about the albuterol was not in there when i saw this patient . it must 've been put in after the fact . jeff : the patient crashed as a result . which nurse ? josh : keefer . julia keefer . [ scene_break ] kendall : the decision that you made when you had me and then later when you got pregnant by jeff -- i understand all of that , i do . but wanting your parents ' love is primal . you ca n't reason your way out of it . it 's -- it 's part of your soul . and when that part is empty , when you ca n't fill it with that love -- erica : i know . oh , sweetheart , i know . i know . i saw the emptiness in those beautiful eyes of yours . but with josh , it 's different . kendall : when you learn that you 're not wanted , there 's some part of you that feels guilty and ashamed . you feel like , i 'm not worthy of love . and it has taken me years to move past that . and then you and i -- i mean , it has taken us years to get to this place where we are now . all of the anger and the fighting , the betrayal , the resentment -- it 's just going to be that much harder for josh . you gave birth to me . i grew up with a wonderful family who loved me and even then i was in pain . but josh , he -- he grew up with a monster . and then his biological mother , she went to that exact monster to terminate her pregnancy . erica : yes , to terminate my pregnancy , not josh . kendall : ok , well , can we really expect him to understand that ? can you see him getting over it ? [ scene_break ] josh : i followed standard protocol for an asthmatic in distress . nurse keefer , however , failed to notify me -- joe : yeah . josh : that the patient had already taken a dosage of her medication . joe : she comes in here with asthma , and we heal her right into cardiac arrest . she 's stable now , correct ? jeff : she 's breathing . joe : yeah , right . i need to speak with julia . jeff : she went on break . i checked with the desk after handing off the patient . josh : i think i know where we can find julia . [ scene_break ] julia : he 's a jerk , but he 's a jerk going through hell . jamie : hey , you feel how you want . do n't expect me to feel his pain , though . julia : this was a bad idea . i should n't be here . we should n't be here . we should n't do this -- i mean , not just this , but this in general . you and me , this is -- this -- oh , god . is this an affair ? this thing . this mistake . jamie : call it a surprise , a bonus , a trip , even , but a mistake ? never . i want you , julia . i want this thing that we have that has no name . so do n't walk out on me . do n't walk out on this . [ julia flies into jamie 's arms , and they begin kissing . ] [ scene_break ] lily : hey , jonathan ? i 'm making some really efficient progress on the fusion accounts , but i still need to get some information from erin . jonathan : well -- well , she 's doing something right now , but -- but when she has the time , i 'm sure then she -- lily : i know a lot of the expressions of your face , but i do n't understand this one . it 's new . jonathan : i 'm just nervous about the confusion opening tomorrow night . hmm -- i mean , the manager already does n't like me . i just -- yeah , i -- i do n't want to make any mistakes . lily : well , willow was rude to you before you even had time to make a mistake . people used to treat me like that , too , sometimes . it used to bother me , but now i understand that it 's just because they did n't understand my disorder . but you do . you understand it more than anyone , and that makes me feel really good and safe . jonathan : i 'm going to make sure that no one ever makes you feel bad again , ok ? [ scene_break ] annie : terry . terry : where 's my daughter , you bitch . [ scene_break ] derek : you want to get slapped with obstruction for that stephen king stunt ? a man was buried alive and suffocated under a mound of dirt -- that 's a homicide , and i need to nail whoever did it . tad : so go out there and nail them , find them . but you leave j.r. and jamie the hell alone , because they did n't kill madden . they do n't know who did . derek : meaning you do ? dixie : oh , come on . do you really want to go through that again ? derek : you will not play games with my investigation . tad : we are not here to play with anything , derek . we got enough of our own problems , but one thing we 're not going to do is stand by and watch you railroad our boys . they did n't do it . move on to your next suspect . i suggest dean koontz . [ phone rings ] derek : chief frye . what is it ? dixie : oh , wow . you are good . tad : hmm . dixie : it is a crime how good you are . tad : oh , what are you talking about ? you were there with me the entire way . dixie : yes , this is true . at least we still have that , huh ? tad : we sure as hell do . [ scene_break ] erica : honey , if i do n't tell josh the truth , he 'll think that your son is his brother . now , he may want some kind of a relationship . kendall : josh is welcome in spike 's life if that 's what he wants . josh is family . he 's my brother , even if he does n't know it , so we 'll do whatever we have to do . [ spike cries ] kendall : hmm . yes . my son calls . mommy on duty . ryan : hey , do you want me to -- kendall : nope , nope , nope , i got it . i 'm good . i 'll be right back . erica : ryan ? thank you so much . thank you so much for looking out for kendall and for spike and for standing by them . ryan : spike 's my son , and i 'll always love him , you know -- 1 test , 100 tests , a thousand . he 's -- he 's my son and i know how lucky i am to have him in my life . erica : zach ? i do n't understand you , but i see how you fight for my daughter and how you protect her . zach : i love her . i 'll always protect her . kendall : hmm . do you hear that ? the peace of the innocent . erica : you are such a good mother . i am so proud of you . kendall : oh , thank you . thank you , mom , for -- for trusting me to confide in me . so , we will have another dna test , this time with ryan . erica : your son , your beautiful son . you have given this baby such a gift . he 's loved . kendall : so are you . [ after ryan and erica depart , zach puts his arms around his wife . ] kendall : hmm . zach : your life 's blown apart , and you look after your mom . kendall : you did it again . zach : i did what ? kendall : hmm . you fought for me and spike . and my mom was right , you know -- spike is loved and i am loved more than i ever imagined . you know , i love my son whoever the father is , but i have hope again . ryan has hope . and you did that for us . thank you . [ scene_break ] joe : ahem . annie : do n't , terry . get back . you have to -- terry : did you really think you could hide her from me ? i saw you in that car , followed you here . now , tell me where emma is . maybe i 'll send you a picture of her when you 're locked up for kidnapping . where is she ? oh ! [ jamal enters the er examining room and punches terry 's lights out . ] jamal : it 's ok . [ scene_break ] erin : i found a picture of t in annie 's room . look . who is he , jonathan ? jonathan : this is the guy that tried to molest lily in new york -- he 's here . [ next_on ] j.r. : we got the power to fry josh . a snap of the fingers , he 's toast . jamie : well , then i say start snapping . josh ( to babe ) : what 's left here for us ? start fresh with me . let 's run while we can . ryan : i just got off the phone with the lab . kendall : is he your son ? | erin admits to jonatahn that she is harboring her friend annie and annie 's daughter , emma from a predator . she reveals that the predator 's name is terry . jonathan remembers that the predator he saved lily from in new york city was named terry . and he 's afraid it could be the same guy . erica drops the bombshell upon kendall that josh is her son , kendall 's brother and spike 's uncle . and that is the reason why his dna matched spike . josh is no biological relation to greg madden . at first , kendall does not believe her but when she does , she agrees with her mother that it would devastate josh to know that his biological mother intended to abort him . at the hospital , jeff is very tempted to tell josh that he is his biological father . annie has an asthma attack and they rush her to the hospital where josh , jamie and julia treat her . jeff can tell that josh is distracted and not thinking . julia tells jamie that she knows what josh is living with right now , with the devastating death of his father . derek tells dixie and tad that he suspects jr of killing greg . they want to protect jr or whomever may have done it , however . |
erica : tomorrow will be the end . jack : yeah , thank god . no more cameras , no more drama . erica : no more limbo we 've been living in for so long -- not really together , not really apart . jack : first thing tomorrow morning , we head for that courthouse , and we file papers to halt our divorce , and then you tell the world that you want nothing more than to remain my wife . erica : you think so ? jack : i hope so . [ scene_break ] tad : what 'd i do ? [ krystal sighs ] krystal : not you , adam . tad : what did adam do ? krystal : oh , a classic adam chandler move . he just has to make you ever regret loving him . [ scene_break ] adam : wonderful ! my son is going to make everything right between us . but do you have $ 100 million in your back pocket ? or how about a time machine , so you can go back to a couple of seconds before you decided to steal my fortune ? oh -- i know -- i know what it is . you 've got zach slater 's bleeding heart in that pocket , do n't you ? no ? well , then get out . because nothing can make right what you did to me . j.r. : look at you . look at you -- you 're all worked up , and you do n't even know the news yet . adam : what have you screwed up now ? j.r. : josh has informed me that slater 's going to be chopping up chandler enterprises . yeah . it 's not enough for him to get revenge on you and me . slater 's still out for blood . [ scene_break ] kendall : had to pick ava -- dyes her hair , shows up late . babe : yeah , she `` was , `` many , many hours . kendall : she 's too stubborn to fix her hair . it 's too late to hire lily . you know , it 's too bad i could n't just wrap my hands around her neck and strangler her . babe : is n't mommy so `` silly `` ? mommy needs to chill out so spike chills out . kendall : ah . you know what , spikey ? babe is right . she 's right , you know . mama did n't really mean that she wanted to pluck every brown hair out of ava 's head . babe : ok , change of plans . song time . huh ? song ? kendall : song time . ok , feel free , sing it up . ahem . [ phone rings ] greenlee : `` hello . `` babe : `` hello . `` kendall : hello - lo . babe : i called to say that spike needs some entertainment . so , are you girls ready ? ahem . i said a - boom - chicka - boom kendall : oh -- greenlee : yeah , that 's fascinating . babe : oh , come on , you girls . ready ? all together -- i said a - boom - chicka - boom kendall : oh , my god . i 'm rolling my eyes right now , are you ? greenlee : right with you , sister . babe : what ? you two never worshipped cheerleaders like they were angels on earth ? greenlee : sure , we did . kendall : oh , yeah , totally , totally , man . babe : all right , then . well , spike is fussy , and you two are even fussier , and we need to get this insanely important road trip into gear . ready , set -- ahem -- kendall : ugh ! babe : i said a - boom - chicka - boom kendall and greenlee : i said a - boom - chicka - boom babe : i said a - boom - chicka - boom kendall and greenlee : i said a - boom - chicka - boom babe : i said a - boom - chicka rocka - chicka - rocka - chicka - boom kendall and greenlee : i said a - boom - chicka - boom babe : i said a - boom - chicka - boom kendall and greenlee : i said a - boom - chicka - boom babe : i said a - boom - chicka rocka - chicka - rocka - chicka - boom kendall and greenlee : i said a - boom - chicka - rocka - chicka rocka - chicka - boom babe : uh - huh kendall and greenlee : uh - huh babe : oh , yeah kendall and greenlee : oh yeah babe : he 's asleep . kendall and greenlee : he 's asleep babe : no , spike 's asleep . we can stop singing . kendall : oh , my goodness . it looks like my little man 's going to have a thing for cheerleaders when he grows up . greenlee : yeah , no , i 'm going to have to break him of that . kendall : yeah , please . ok , um , do you guys want to do another cheer ? babe : no -- i mean , go , fight , win , and stuff , but i 'm just going to chill out and listen to some music for a while . kendall : do you hear her ? she is completely making fun of our cheerleading ability . babe : oh , stop . greenlee : i hear her . the sister 's going down . kendall : mm - hmm . you want to hang up ? greenlee : do you ? kendall : ah -- i can still hang on here . greenlee : ok , me , too . kendall : all right . babe ? she 's gone . ah . all right . so , uh , you feeling better ? greenlee : you mean from earlier , when you gave me that lecture about why greenlee is so stressed about the launch ? kendall : no . i mean why you were so freaked out about spike coming along for the ride . i mean , it makes perfect sense for you to be completely wigged out about your big cosmetic comeback . greenlee : ok , i 'm -- i 'm stressed , and sometimes i ca n't help but -- kendall : i , uh -- keep it clean here , the speaker is on . greenlee : ok . do you want me to hang up ? kendall : if you want to . you still there ? greenlee : you know the thing that i am that starts with a b ? kendall : yes . greenlee : you used to be one , too , but not anymore , and i -- i kind of hate you for that . kendall : i am still a b , a big b deep down . i mean -- well , i hope i am . greenlee : maybe way , way , way down . it 's just i come into fusion , and i pick fights with everybody and i torture annie , and i bring down the company we love . i 'm sorry . kendall : and you 're just saying that now , because you do n't have to say it to my face . well , that , and babe ca n't hear us . greenlee : yes , you 're right , absolutely . am i crazy , or are we still -- kendall : are we us again ? greenlee : yeah . `` us . `` kendall : uh -- i do n't know . it sure feels like it . i think we are well on our way . greenlee : oh , god , just , um , say something quickly , so i do n't get all drippy -- insult me . [ scene_break ] erica : you once turned this place into a dream world of music and twinkle lights . jack : yeah , i sure did , but do n't change the subject . you 're going through with this divorce ? erica : jack , you 've always known that i was going through with this divorce . you know , maybe coming here was just a bad idea . jack : yeah , whoa , whoa , whoa . now , you picked this place , and you did n't choose this because we were friends here . you chose this because we were lovers here . erica : it 's a gorgeous night . jack : what 's the matter , erica ? does the word `` lovers `` make you a little uncomfortable ? erica : that time has passed . jack : really ? if i were to take you in my arms right now and kiss you a good one , you 'd melt . erica : oh , stop , jack . you still do n't get it , do you ? you can not speak for me or think for me or feel for me any longer . do n't you get it yet , that 's why i ca n't be your wife ? maybe i ca n't be anyone 's wife . jack : oh , i get it . i just do n't believe it . erica : well , you 'll believe it tomorrow . [ music plays as erica looks into a camera ] erica : do you believe that this divorce is a mistake ? you know my vote . now , cast yours on our website . and , please , join us tomorrow at the courthouse for our very special finale of `` the new divorce . `` i will finally take this ring off and put it back in your hand . jack : never happen . i have faith in you , in us . erica : oh -- pam : cut . [ music stops ] pam : jerry , get that to editing 10 minutes ago . jerry : you got it . erica : well , thank you for being such a good sport , jack . jack : well , i would n't want to disappoint my fans , erica . pam , george , see you at the courthouse tomorrow . pam : go home , get some sleep . i mean it . jack : i promise you i 'll be going straight to bed . [ jack motions to erica to meet him later ] [ scene_break ] [ music plays as ava stands outside the comeback sadly looking in ] lily 's voice : ava said that when you were having sex with her , you were really making love to me . singers : i 'll find me a lover that wo n't simmer down look like an angel that , well , gets around krystal : adam got his boxers in a bunch -- again . i got pushy , colby got weepy , and here we are . tad : so she 's really moving out of the house ? krystal : yeah . singer : i wo n't be lonely no more tad : well , i ca n't say i 'm too sorry about it . i mean , you know the way i feel about adam 's place -- the house is no home for a kid , pets , or plants . krystal : hmm . well , at least plants do n't have to feel like their world is caving in around them . tad : true enough . singer : high and low tad : when a parent betrays a child , that 's a kind of pain that never leaves you . singers : oh , do n't be steppin ' on my seventh sign krystal : tad , you -- you made jenny and me an offer , and , remember , you threw colby in the mix ? tad : yeah , and my offer still stands . krystal : well , on behalf of jenny -- and colby and me -- tad : wait a minute , go back . krystal : i accept . [ tad stammers ] tad : you and jenny and colby ? krystal : yeah . tad : colby ? krystal : yeah . [ krystal chuckles ] tad : what about adam ? krystal : you -- you did n't invite him . tad : oh , baby , let the games begin , oh . now , you do realize that if you shack up with me , he 's never going to forgive you ? krystal : uh -- wait , `` shack up `` ? no `` shack up . `` we 're just friends , tad . and listen , if he has an ounce of forgiveness in him , he can shove it right where the sun do n't shine . tad : i repeat -- are you ok about moving in ? krystal : you think i want adam . tad : oh , please -- you want me . [ krystal groans ] krystal : you know , you think you know me . but i -- i know adam , and that man is cruel , and if i can keep him from hurting me or anybody else i love , i 'm going to damn well do it -- whatever it takes . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i got sucked in . i had to prove that i could take you . i screwed up . adam : yeah , you 're only sorry because you failed . j.r. : i 'm sorry about a lot of things . hell , i 'm sorry about most of my life . ever since i stepped foot back in pine valley , the smartest thing that i ever did was join aa , and not drag babe through court over little adam . adam : so how did `` baby doll `` get in this ? see , that 's -- that 's why you fail -- you do n't focus . j.r. : you are the only one who has a shot at getting this company back . your blood , sweat , and tears created it . it 's you , that 's it . adam : really ? well , what does that flash of reality have to do with me now ? j.r. : i quit the board of chandler today . adam : you rotten , little liar . [ scene_break ] pam : we need to get this cut tonight . good , that 's what i want to hear . i promise , after tomorrow , you can actually have a day off . jack : hi . erica : hi . jack : you look gorgeous . erica : you just saw me . jack : no , that does n't count , that was pretend . this is -- this is real . you 're real . erica : so are you . jack : hmm . you know , you had me a little worried . you were kind of convincing back then . you do still want to be with me , right ? erica : of course , i do , you know i do . it does n't mean that all our problems are fixed . jack : no , no , no , of course not , but i do -- i believe i have a solution . erica : you 're serving me with papers ? jack : well , not papers so much as a nonbinding agreement which i intend to adhere to to the letter . erica : i love it when you talk that legal talk to me . jack : oh , do n't you just -- erica : it 's just sexy when i hear lawyer talk . jack : come sit on your lawyer daddy 's lap . all right , point first -- `` i wo n't presume to know how you think or feel . `` erica : how will you stop yourself ? jack : well , if i catch myself , i 'll have the good sense to keep my mouth shut . point two -- ahem -- `` i wo n't ship your luggage to hotels . `` erica : oh , that was very hurtful . jack : i know . `` i 'll parent with you as a partner , as an equal , as a team . `` erica : i accept . jack : well , you 're not off the hook that quick , my dear . um -- `` i propose that you not leave our house to stay at hotels without me . `` erica : i did miss you . jack : oh . and further -- last but not least -- `` i propose that under no circumstances ever do you play pool with tad martin ever , ever again . `` erica : he was just instructing me . all right , no more pool . jack : good . erica : no barbara . jack : no jeff . erica : no milla . jack : no anybody . no anybody but you , ever again . now , may i kiss the un- bride ? erica : hmm , no . there 's one more thing . raise your right hand . jack : all right . erica : ok . no matter what our adult children choose to do -- jack : ah . erica : we will accept their choices . help them , but not do it for them . support them , but not allow their needs to come between us . jack : well spoke . count me in . erica : we will not allow our children 's needs to crush our love for each other . [ jack and erica kiss ] [ scene_break ] adam : you wanted chandler so bad you stole it from me , and now you 're not man enough to keep it . you were -- you were supposed to be my eyes and ears . and now it 's -- pathetic . j.r. : that 's right , dad . i 'm weak -- adam : uh - huh . j.r. : pathetic . adam : oh , yeah , `` your mother 's sensitive heart . `` if i hear that phrase once again , i 'm going to throw up on my shoe . j.r. : go ahead , dad , do it -- gut me , try to cut me deep . adam : ah , why ? and watch you cry ? no , there 's -- there 's only so much disappointment a father can take . j.r. : well , there you go . j.r. , junior -- a cheap imitation of the real thing . chandler is nothing without the big man himself . adam : damn right . j.r. : yeah . well , you should 've never trusted me with those stocks and that information . might as well have just taken chandler to the grave with you . adam : instead of letting it die now ? j.r. : well , you 're the only one worthy of running chandler . adam : exactly . j.r. : that 's why i 'm going to give you all of my chandler stocks . [ scene_break ] singer : i 've been talking to a friend tad : what ? krystal : `` you `` are so outnumbered , you do n't know what you 're in for . i tell you , the girls and i should apologize right now . tad : i 'm outnumbered ? do you have any idea who you 're dealing with ? [ tad laughs ] krystal : what ? tad : oh , let 's just say more on this later . i have to get on the phone with marian and talk about house procurement . excuse me . singer : you find yourself believing tad : because i would n't want the chick folk to get upset with me -- i got to lay down some ground rules , all right , baby ? i do n't want you to short - sheet my bed in the middle of the night , ok ? no makeovers while i 'm asleep . and never , ever , ever substitute my toothpaste with hemorrhoid cream . colby : oh , you 're disgusting ! tad : moi ? and you are a righteous chick . that 's all i want to say , ok ? get away from my baby . if anybody wants me , my assistant and i will be in the office . krystal : that is the supply room . tad : whatever . krystal : see ? you 've got some good news today after all , right ? [ door closes ] krystal : oh , no , no , no , no , no . you just turn right back around and leave the same way you came . ava : no , i 'm here to ask about getting my job back . [ scene_break ] jonathan : so ava thinks that i still want lily and not her . and lily -- well , lily just knows that the voices in her head are too loud . amanda : well , it 's confusing for anyone , but lily -- jonathan : you know that we floated our wedding memories away ? right over there , actually . it was supposed to make both of us feel better . amanda : well , you already said that you 'll always love lily . what about ava ? jonathan : it seems to me that caring about ava at this point is going to hurt her and lily . but there 's just something about ava -- i should walk away . amanda : so , why do n't you ? jonathan : i -- it 's too late now , ok ? i do n't know if i can . [ scene_break ] sean : hey , you 're out of your room . this is good . lily : my pulse has slowed down , and the noise in my head has decreased . sean : well , do you want to talk about what went down with you and jonathan ? lily : i actually want to talk about your hypotheses regarding erica and my dad . do you have any proof that they will get back together ? sean : well , i saw a video of them together , and they ended up kissing . erica and uncle jack love each other , and i think they 're ready to tell the world . [ door closes ] jack : well , looks like my timing could n't be better . lily : dad , are you and erica getting back together ? jack : well , let me see -- how about i give you a clue , my little detective ? turn around . lily : erica , are you and my dad getting back together ? erica : we are . [ sean chuckles ] sean : what 'd i tell you ? lily : well , you speculated , this is proof . jack : yep , it 's the real thing . lily : well , i 'm glad . why did n't you walk in together ? jack : well , honey , just for right now , we 're trying to keep this among the family . lily : ok . does reggie and kendall and bianca and greenlee know , too ? erica : just you two know right now . but tomorrow -- tomorrow your dad and i are going down to the courthouse , and we 're going to stop our divorce from going through . and then everyone will know . sean : sweet . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you came from pigeon hollow . you willed a fiscal 500 company into existence . i grew up in pine valley in a mansion . i had everything handed to me , just like you said . so why should i run chandler enterprises ? why would i want to ? you should run this company . not slater , not madden -- not even me . adam : spare me this nonsense . it 's just another harebrained idea , like getting yourself kidnapped . j.r. : here . take it . it 's all my shares of stock , in trust for little adam in control by you . my seat on the board , dividends -- it 's all yours . adam : probably not properly executed . j.r. : the only one who could yank slater out of chandler is you . adam : oh , i -- oh , oh , i see now . you 're going to abdicate responsibility , make slater my problem , when you 're to blame ? j.r. : i 'm not going to let slater skate on this . i 'm going to fight him -- under the radar . adam : this is ridiculous . you 're going to be asking me to sign these back to you before sunrise . it 's like that inane announcement you made about changing your name ? that 's bull . you would never give up chandler , not the company . j.r. : you gave it up . adam : i had to -- to save your life . they gave me no choice . j.r. : maybe i 'm giving it up to save both of us . [ scene_break ] greenlee : hey , did i tell you ? i got us a hairdresser . she 'll be at the hotel suite when we get there . kendall : oh , tell me it 's wendy , please . if you say another name , i will freak out , you know this . greenlee : as if i 'd let anyone else touch our luxurious locks . kendall : oh , good . greenlee : i bet you annie and di are there . babe : look who 's perky again . hello . hi , spike . kendall : hello , my sweet . my sweet , you 're up . are you ready for a snack ? oh , babe , can you get him his cereal ? babe : yeah . kendall : give him some cereal , that 'd be great . [ babe gasps ] babe : want some cereal , buddy ? [ kendall chuckles ] babe : oh , my gosh ! no , seriously , that is so cute . do n't look -- kendall : ok . babe : but , really , it is adorable . have you ever noticed how he does that little nose - squinching thing that you do ? [ spike coos ] babe : uh - huh . yes , you do ! you smile like daddy , do n't you ? kendall : i do n't ever squinch my nose . babe : you do , but it 's really cute . you never noticed that ? kendall : no . babe : i wonder if your new little one 's going to do that . how long is it till you 're due ? kendall : oh , my gosh , like , a little less than four months . babe : four months -- kendall : less , yeah . babe : a perfect little boy or girl . [ babe gasps ] babe : yay for you and mommy , huh , spike ? kendall : good boy . he good boy . babe : yes . he good boy . kendall : ah -- oh . [ scene_break ] adam : so you 'll save me , save both of us ? delusions of grandeur , when what you are in reality is a traitor -- to me , to your sister , and to your son . j.r. : i 'm doing this for my son . [ adam chuckles ] j.r. : damn it , dad ! you 're always telling me that i can never live up to your name . well , you 're right . i never will . and my son has your name . he 'll never be you , either . adam : so you 're admitting defeat ? admitting that you are a failure ? j.r. : i 'm a failure at being you . and i can give up trying to please you . and you can give up hope that i 'll finally turn into you . adam : i gave up hoping a long time ago . [ scene_break ] lily : well , your mouth is up , you 're happy . erica : i am . are you ? lily : i was upset earlier . because even though jonathan and i floated away our mementos from our wedding , my feelings are still confusing . because jonathan and i will never reunite -- unlike you and my dad . sean : ok , you had your big news . jack : yes . sean : now i have mine . ava copped to setting me up . jack : she did ? sean : yes . oh , no , no , it gets better , it gets better -- colby 's dad put her up to it . jack : adam chandler put her up to it ? erica : lily , i know that you and jonathan cared about each other very much . and i hope that someday -- someday you are going to feel that happiness again . i 've always hoped that for you . lily : well , if you getting back together with my dad is a secret , will your secret be revealed when you move back in ? jack : wait a minute , you 're -- you 're telling me that adam chandler put an innocent kid through the meat grinder , gave him a criminal record -- oh , i 'll take care of this . sean : ok , i already copped a plea , though , uncle jack . you know , i -- i raised my hand and said it was me . look , the only thing that changed is now we know ava did it for fun and money . jack : yeah , and now we know that i will be taking care of this . sean , i have a favor to ask . could you keep your eye on lily if i went out for the night ? sean : yeah , yeah , no problem , no problem . what , what 's -- what 's up ? you guys got a little party time planned ? [ scene_break ] jonathan : i ca n't help lily anymore . she does n't want my help anymore . amanda : well , it sounds like ava does n't really want it , either . jonathan : yeah , you 're right . she does n't want it , either . amanda : you have got it bad for this girl . damn , i only rated `` friends with benefits , `` but ava -- she 's got you in a spin . jonathan : i was a jerk . amanda : you were honest . and it did n't kill me to put someone else first for once , instead of being `` crazy amanda . `` jonathan : i really messed up with you . amanda : yeah . yeah , you really did . jonathan : you think i 've learned enough not to screw up with her ? [ scene_break ] ava : what is everyone 's problem ? colby : you set up sean because you were jealous . ava : uh , your dad asked me to do it . colby : my dad did n't even know you existed , which means you went to him . krystal : you figured out a way to stick it to sean , because he left you high and dry . ava : ok , well , i 've moved on . can we please talk about the job situation ? krystal : wait a minute , you hightailed it out of here to become a star . what , did you burn out already ? ava : it turns out they did n't like my creative choice in hair color . krystal : oh -- ava : krystal , you took a chance on me once . please , please ? krystal : i ca n't do it , ava . you 're out of luck . ava : do n't do this to me . krystal : `` do n't do this to you `` ? you took this job knowing full well what you did to colby and sean , and then when things did n't work out at fusion , you come here , you get plastered , and you trash my pool table ! ava : you know what ? it -- if you give me my job back , i will pay you back -- i 'll work for free . that 's a good deal . just take it , please ? [ scene_break ] kendall : spikey , you want to -- you want to sing with mommy ? why do n't we teach babe `` itsy , bitsy spider , `` huh ? babe : oh , really ? greenlee : with wendy , did you want to go first ? babe : can you teach me , because i do n't think i know those words . kendall : wait , what 'd you say , greenlee ? greenlee : with wendy , your hair -- did -- did you want to go first ? kendall : look at that face . look at that face ! greenlee : oh , you guys , i 'm getting another call , i have to go . [ static ] radio caller : time for kids and family . career had to come first . then when it 's time -- radio host : you had nothing . radio caller : that 's right . i had nothing . [ scene_break ] tad : the famous ava . nice to meet you . so you got a plan to get sean montgomery off ? i assume you do have an idea about how to get him off the hook -- that 's why you 're here ? colby : no , she came to ask for her job back . ava : i said i was sorry to colby last time i was here -- would you like me to tattoo it on my forehead ? could i get the job back then ? krystal : listen , ava you get to me , all right ? i admit it . i look at you and i see -- let 's just say i 've known plenty of girls like you . but the fact is you -- you might grow up , you might grow out of this and start behaving , but right now you 're just too much damn trouble . you 're making life hard for everybody around you , and trust me , sweetheart , life is hard enough as it is . ava : ok , so you 're saying no ? colby : ooh , who tipped you off ? ava : you were married to her father , had sex with him , got pregnant with his baby , and then lied to everyone about it , and you moved in with her . and , hey , your dad might be a jerk , but at least he loves you . so you guys want to stand here and judge me ? [ scene_break ] adam : you 're acting like a child -- again . j.r. : you know , maybe tad 's right . maybe this is my tramp steamer . adam : that martin , tad martin . yeah , i should 've known . he 's put that garbage into your head . j.r. : when i left town , i was a kid . but i came back a man , and i showed you . i brought a wife back who i knew would make your skin crawl . and i loved her . maybe not enough back then , but i did . and somehow you fell in love with her mother , and then we both drove it into the ground . adam : revisionist idiocy . they 're a couple of adulterous harridans . you have been brainwashed by the cult of carey . well , i 've had enough of it . and if you want to pretend that your wife did n't betray you , you go right ahead . but do n't you dare pretend that my wife did n't betray me . j.r. : i do n't give a damn ! that is my point -- i do n't care ! and that 's a hell of a feeling -- to not care . adam : so that 's it ? you just surrender ? you 're going to lounge around by the pool , let me handle your job at chandler , keep him from breaking it into pieces ? j.r. : i 'll get a job . adam : oh , that 'll last . j.r. : if i screw it up and get fired , i 'll have to get another job . but i 'm going to do it , just like you did -- on my own . adam : yeah . with a roof over your head and lots of food to eat . what a struggle it 'll be for you . j.r. : yeah -- that 's why i 'm moving out . [ scene_break ] erica : i 'm home . jack : but not for long . erica : oh , i know . i have to go back to my hotel room , i have to keep the illusion alive . jack : not there , either . i 've asked sean to keep his eye on lily tonight . erica : well , where are you going to be ? jack : where am i going to be ? i 'm going to be with you -- on the last night of our illicit affair , our un - honeymoon , and i promise you , it 's going to be a night to remember . [ scene_break ] adam : after you covered for krystal 's lies , i could n't drag you out of this house . now you go ? j.r. : must make you pretty happy . adam : well , just a -- a waste of money for rent -- another foolish choice . i guess you do n't even have the business sense i gave you credit for . j.r. : i 'll see you , dad . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] krystal : well , do n't hold back . why do n't you tell us how you really feel about us ? here 's a tip -- ava : ahem . krystal : reaming out the boss is a good way to not get rehired . ava : ok , i get it -- `` that 's it , you 're done . `` krystal : no , that 's not it . here is $ 200 , everything i owe you . do n't come around here anymore , ava . [ scene_break ] amanda : i pissed you off , did n't i ? jonathan : i was just thinking that -- the `` who are you , who am i `` question that ava asked me once . amanda : did you have an answer ? [ stones make a splash as jonathan tosses them into the water ] jonathan : no , i did n't . not at the time . [ splash ] amanda : oh , i get it -- she might show . i 'll head out , then . jonathan : no -- you -- you do n't have to go . amanda : liar . ava 's voice : you know what ? do n't touch me . just do n't touch me ever , ever again . [ splash ] [ scene_break ] radio host : the alpha girls -- always trying to get ahead , forgetting that at the end of the day , it does n't matter what you do for a living . what matters is who you go home to afterwards . greenlee : it 's called fusion , and it 's brilliant ! radio caller : i wanted kids . i swear . radio host : you did n't want them badly enough , though , did you ? greenlee : you do n't know . you do n't know anything . [ static as greenlee changes stations ] radio spokesman : our fertility specialists can help make your dreams of a child into a reality . [ scene_break ] kendall : it 's just me , your wife . you 're probably still stuck in traffic . why do n't you just stay in new york ? this way , you can watch me be a fantastic cosmetics mogul , and you can hang out with spikey . spikey says hi -- and babe -- babe : hi ! kendall : and , of course , so does little x. i love you . bye . [ kendall suddenly veers off the road ] babe : kendall ! [ next_on ] kendall ( to babe ) : i do n't know what 's happening , but i think something may have happened to the baby . zach : kendall ? where are you ? are you all right ? what 's wrong ? is it -- is it the baby ? babe ( to zach ) : we 're taking kendall to pine valley hospital . zach ( to ryan ) : i got to get out of here . [ zach and ryan get out of the cab and run to the heliport ] | kendall , babe , spike , and greenlee are on their way to new york city to launch their new cosmetics line , fusion green / day and night . babe notices the tension that spike must be feeling and she encourages kendall and greenlee ( who is in another car behind them ) to start singing . j.r. lets adam know that he resigned from the board of chandler enterprises , and he turns over all his stock that he has in chandler enterprises . erica and jack meet for their final broadcast before their divorce , supposedly , becomes final . ava comes to the comeback bar to ask krystal for her old job back . after the cameraman and pam leave for the television station , erica pretends that she left , but she comes back for a secret meeting with jack . krystal lets tad know that she , colby , and jenny are moving in with him and tad is surprised at this information . kendall and greenlee have a conversation ( via telephone ) in which they realize they are well on their way to getting back to the way they were . jack and erica make a pact that they will not let their children come between them . jack and erica arrive home and let sean and lily know that they are back together . |
liza : ok , it 's the big day . are you excited ? tad : yeah . i mean , i know it 's a formality . it 's kind of silly and everything . damon 's not a kid , legally or otherwise , but finalizing the adoption ? it 's -- liza : you 're excited . tad : it 's a big deal . liza : yeah , i know . tad : as a matter fact , all this anticipation is making me thirsty . what would you say to another in a long line of sodas ? liza : soda . yes . singer : i can be set free [ phone rings ] singer : please help me oh , help me see liza : hey , sweetheart . colby : hi . are you at tad 's ? liza : yeah , i am . colby : is damon there ? liza : no . why ? is everything ok ? colby : yeah , yeah . i 'm sure he 'll get here soon . he probably got hung up somewhere -- and this would n't be the first time he has done this lately . singer : the sun shines through the rain liza : honey , is something wrong ? colby : no . no , no , no , no . i 'm cool . [ scene_break ] amanda : oh , honey . jake : hello . amanda : wow ! this is very martha stewart . jake : well , it 's -- sure , in a sexy kind of masculine , rugged way . amanda : yes . obviously . jake : yes , that 's right . here you go . amanda : oh , thank you . aw . jake : nice . how 's our son ? amanda : he 's great . he 's having a blast in 3a teaching little darcy how to walk . jake : nice , nice . oh , right . ok , i got to -- amanda : honey , i -- i think you 're missing the point . jake : what ? amanda : our son is four floors down and going to be occupied for at least another half - hour . jake : right , but the pasta 's gon na be ready in about 6 or 7 minutes , i think . amanda : do you really care about pasta right now ? jake : no , not really . i 'm trying to cut wheat out of my diet . [ scene_break ] [ horn honks as angie sits on a bench outside krystal 's , unable to see ] [ scene_break ] scott : you should be talking to j.r . marissa : yeah . and say what ? scott : i do n't know . anything . everything . just be honest . the guy is your husband , marissa . and if you need support , which clearly you do , it 's his job to step up and give it to you . [ scene_break ] annie : stop it ! j.r. : get your hands off her , you son of a bitch ! tucker : relax , chandler . j.r. : you relax ! no one messes with my family . no one . apologize to her . i said apologize ! tucker : i 'm sorry . j.r. : now get out of here . are you ok ? annie : i am now . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] tad : think that 's the paperwork ? liza : i do n't know . go check . tad : you do n't look like a messenger . eileen : eileen shanks , social services . may i ? liza : i 'm sorry . what is this about ? eileen : standard practice . we always make a home visit prior to putting our stamp on an adoption . tad : heh heh heh ! i 'm sorry . you were serious . i thought -- eileen : we find the element of surprise works best . liza : it works best for what , exactly ? eileen : obtaining a true sense of the home . tad : is this normal ? liza : no . not by my knowledge . maybe this is something new . um , you are aware that -- eileen : what 's down here ? tad : basement . yeah , just sort of a man cave . you know , it 's got tv and a video game -- stuff like that . i find it 's a nice place to , you know , read books . nourishing -- you know , twain ? dostoevsky ? liza : oh , must be something new . tad : i do n't know . whatever it takes , i guess . i got nothing to hide . i 'm squeaky clean . eileen : mr. martin ? tad : present . eileen : i 've gone over your application multiple times , and i must say , i have quite a few questions for you . [ scene_break ] damon : i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . colby : where did you come from ? damon : the kitchen . i 'm used to coming in that way with krystal . i know i 'm late . i do n't even know what i was doing . i was just -- you look amazing . colby : thank you . damon : i did n't know you were gon na get all dressed up . you did n't have to get all dressed up . colby : yeah . actually , i thought i did -- jennifer 's party tonight ? we were gon na swing by there after dinner ? it 's dressy . you forgot , obviously . damon : totally . i 'm sorry . colby : damon , this was supposed to be a good night . damon : well , it can still be a good night . let 's just have fun . you remember fun , right ? right ? [ scene_break ] [ line rings ] automated voice : please say the name of the person you 'd like to call . angie : jake martin . [ phone rings ] amanda : uh - uh . jake : umm . amanda : come on , you are not answering that right now . jake : i 'm sorry , baby , but i 'm a doctor . i 'm on call . when i 'm on call , i have to answer the phone . could you please ? thanks ? [ ring ] jake : hello ? angie : jake ? it 's angie . jake : hey . what 's up ? angie : i was in krystal 's restaurant and david came in . and now i 'm all turned around , and -- and i do n't know where i am and -- and i ca n't see anything ! jake : i 'm on my way . one of my patients is having a relapse . up . uppity up . amanda : so the chief of staff calls you herself to let you know that ? i saw the caller i.d . , jake . i know it was angie . [ scene_break ] scott : i just want you to be happy . marissa : i 'm getting there . i am . i know it does n't sound like it or look like it when i 'm hurling my books across the room . [ scott chuckles ] marissa : even though i let stuff get to me , things really are getting better . i just , you know , have to believe in that , in us . scott : yeah . and a.j . -- he seems to be doing well . marissa : he does , does n't he ? scott : yeah . marissa : and after everything , that 's a miracle in itself , you know ? i just want to make things right for my husband and my son . scott : and you . marissa : i will pass the bar , and j.r. and i will be good . we will be better than good . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you want me to call hotel security ? just tell me what you need . annie : i -- i keep feeling his hands on me . j.r. : i should 've just beat that guy to a pulp . annie : i told him that he had the wrong idea , but he just -- he would n't stop . he was looking at me and talking to me like he could do whatever he wanted and nobody would give a damn . j.r. : well , i 'm never gon na let him touch you again . that 's a promise . annie : oh , my god . if you would n't have come in -- j.r. : it 's ok . it 's ok . you 're all right . annie : i 'm so sorry . j.r. : what are you sorry for ? annie : i was so determined to , like , prove something , to prove that i have what it takes . now i probably lost this huge contract . j.r. : no , i do n't give a damn about the contract . i care about you . you want me to drive you home ? scott : hey . ooh . what did you do to her ? annie : no , no , no . he did n't do anything . he did n't do anything , scott . marissa : oh , my god . what happened to your dress ? annie : um , the client that -- that i met with -- he got pretty aggressive . scott : what ? what do you mean , `` aggressive `` ? j.r. : how do you think she means `` aggressive `` ? annie : i went up to his room . scott : why ? annie : i thought to sign the deal . he said that he had papers . scott : oh , that son of a bitch ! j.r. : i told you not to send annie . annie should have never met with him in the first place . we have much , much stronger negotiators . scott : sweetie , are you ok ? annie : i 'm ok . i 'm ok now . scott : did he hurt you ? annie : no , thank god . scott : were you there with her or something ? i -- annie : no . no . i ran into j.r. as i was leaving . marissa : i thought you had a meeting at the office . j.r. : it changed locations last minute . marissa : to the club ? j.r. : yes . scott : honey , why did n't you call me ? annie : i know . i know . i 'm sorry , but , honestly , i just wanted to get home to you as soon as i possibly could . i was so scared . scott : come here . [ scene_break ] eileen : so you 're a single father . tad : technically . i live here with krystal -- eileen : carey , your ex - wife . you 're currently living with her ? tad : yeah . we 're raising our two daughters . eileen : oh . except the older daughter -- now , she is from a previous marriage . tad : that 's right . eileen : and you have another child , a grown son , from yet another marriage . so in this house , we have you , your two daughters , your ex - wife -- oh , and your mother ? tad : one of them . well , yeah , the other one lives in florida . eileen : i see . you have two mothers . tad : no , no , no , not like that . i mean , that 's just -- not that there 's anything wrong with it , but i just -- no . opal , my birth mother , lives in the house with me , and then ruth , my adoptive mother , she lives in florida with my father . eileen : your biological father ? tad : no . he 's dead . it 's a good thing , too . thank god . he 's a total psycho . liza : tad . tad : never mind . eileen : now , you are ? liza : i 'm mr. martin 's attorney . i 'm liza colby . eileen : right . were n't you involved in a case recently concerning a black market adoption ? tad : ooh . back up there , ok ? that -- that was all about my son . that was his child , actually . and it was n't his child , in the end . it was -- liza : ok , i 'm sorry . i just -- i 'm really curious as to what all of this really has to do with my client 's adoption . eileen : you 're bringing an impressionable child into this home . now , i need to be sure that damon will be raised right . liza : i 'm sorry . no offense , really , but , you know , he is already raised . eileen : well , i hardly think 9 years old constitutes -- tad : no . no , damon 's 19 . eileen : oh -- oh , no , no . now , my paperwork says right here that he is -- tad : 19 . liza : yeah . tad : oops . eileen : there it is . tad : mm - hmm . eileen : uh , well , i 'm sure he 'll love the `` man cave . `` i 'm sorry for wasting your time , but thank you for the family history . it was -- interesting . ahem . liza : oh , my god ! tad : what the hell was that ? liza : wow . well , i mean , she is right . you know , your family is whacked . tad : yeah -- like yours is so stable . [ scene_break ] colby : damon , you are trying to distract me . damon : no , i 'm trying to kiss you . give me a break , colby . colby : do n't get mad at me . damon : i 'm not mad at you . colby : you 're not the one who was almost stood up . damon : i know , and i 'm sorry . i said i 'm sorry , like , 4 times . i 'm sorry -- that 's 5 . i 'm sorry -- that 's 6 . colby : damon , really . i just want to know that you want to be with me . only me . damon : i asked you to dinner , did n't i ? only you . damn it . damn it ! colby : what ? damon : i forgot my wallet . i 'm sorry . do you have any money ? i 'll pay you back . colby : no , damon . you know what ? do n't even worry about it . damon : no , wait , colby . singer : someone like me i believe [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] liza : tad ! tad , want me to get that ? ok . ahem . martin residence . damon : liza ? liza : damon . where are you ? colby is looking for you . damon : i know . i know . i was just with her . i think i messed up . liza : hmm . really ? you messed up how ? damon : it does n't matter . will you just -- if she comes by the house , just keep her there , ok ? liza : mm - hmm . [ smiles , pleased that her plan to steal damon 's adhd meds is working ] [ scene_break ] amanda : you and angie have been spending a lot of time together lately -- driving her to work . jake : well , babe , when i drove her to work , you know , her car had broken down . so that 's -- amanda : whenever you 're not at the hospital , you 're constantly on the phone together . jake : really , `` constantly `` is a bit of a stretch . babe , she 's under a lot of pressure , that 's all . and with these budget cuts , it does n't just cut our budget but it cuts our sanity . maybe she just needs somebody to talk to . amanda : and she does n't want to do that with jesse ? jake : maybe it 's just easier to talk to somebody that 's in her world . i mean , i know what 's happening and everything , you know , in her world . i love you . i 'll be back as soon as i can . amanda : right , your patient . hey , you never explained why angie called you herself . i mean , does n't the shift nurse usually do that ? jake : like i said , honey , with the budget cut , we do n't even have nurses . you know , we 're covering for each other . i love you . i 'm gon na make this quick , ok ? and one more thing -- i love you . amanda : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] damon : colby , it 's me again . call me back , please . tad : hey . hi . ha ha ha ! check this out . i just found it in the attic , huh ? you know what this is ? it 's my adoption papers , man . this is the date that joe and ruth officially made me their kid . check it out . check out the date . damon : oh , it 's today . huh . that 's cool . tad : `` cool `` ? `` cool `` ? that 's amazing , man . that 's terrific . well , you know what ? it does n't matter . that is cool , but it is not half as cool as this which just arrived -- 15 minutes . damon : it 's legit . tad : yeah , it 's legit , as legit as it gets . check out the date . damon : wow . same day . huh . what century was this ? is this written on papyrus ? tad : we do n't want to get lost in all the details . anyway , it 's -- it is legit , so welcome to the family . damon : thanks . this is , uh -- huh . thanks . [ scene_break ] liza : hi . hi . i came to see how you are and what happened with damon . did he ever show up ? colby : well , he acted like making me wait was no big deal . oh , and then he conveniently forgot his wallet . liza : no . colby : mm - hmm . the weirdest part was he had no clue he was being a total jerk . or if he did , he just did n't care . liza : oh , honey , i 'm so sorry . colby : mom , how do you know when a guy is seeing someone else ? liza : you 're still on that , huh ? colby : like , what are the signs ? i mean , catching him in the act , obviously , but what are the signs ? liza : first of all , i think that -- i think that -- do n't jump to any conclusions yet , ok ? not that i do n't understand why you 're worried , because he has been acting , you know , distant and no explanation for his behavior . but remember how i told you that women -- well , girls mature a lot faster than boys do ? maybe damon just needs a little bit of time to catch up . colby : so i 'm just supposed to sit and cross my fingers and wait ? liza : why do n't you just give it a few days , ok , and see if he is continually distracted or secretive . honey , i 'm here for you if you need a shoulder or you need an ear or you just need a hug . come here . [ scene_break ] jake : angie . angie : jake ? jake : yes . angie : jake ! [ cries ] jake : ok . come here , come here . sit here . sit down . so it 's happening ? it 's happening ? yeah ? angie : yeah , this one is -- has lasted -- has lasted for a while . jake : ok . all right . all right , i 'll tell you , what we 're gon na do is just take a deep breath . we 're gon na stand up , and you 'll take my arm , and i 'll take you home , ok ? ok ? angie : yeah , but can we wait maybe for a few minutes because it may get better . i do n't want to be led to your car like an invalid ! jake : no , it 's ok . listen , we 'll -- we 'll wait as long as we have to , ok ? we 'll stay right here . we 'll stay right here . angie : jake , please tell me that you see my bible on the ground somewhere . i know i dropped it . jake : oh , it 's right here . yeah , yeah , it 's right here . angie : thank you . thank you . jake : it 's ok . angie : thank you . jake : how long have you been carrying that thing around ? is that what you do now ? huh ? angie : jesse found it . i had put it away . we were having company for dinner , and i was in such a rush to straighten up that i just stuck this in the closet , and that was months ago . i do n't even think i missed it . but i could tell you where every folder and every form is in my office . when did my priorities get so out of whack ? jake : well , those folders and -- they 're very important , ok ? those forms -- they all represent a life , so do n't be picking on those . they 're important . angie : but for jesse to come across it , especially now . i mean , why did n't god just drop it on my head ? jake : this is very scary . i 'm sure it 's very , very scary . angie : you know , i was never afraid of the dark when i was a child . and now i keep a light on when i go to sleep , because i 'm just so terrified to wake up not knowing if it 's still nighttime or if i 'm losing my sight . you know , jesse thinks i 'm losing my mind . what am i going to do ? jake : you can tell him . angie : that 's not what i mean . i mean , how am i supposed to live in a world where i ca n't see my husband 's face in the morning and where i ca n't see the sun going down at night , or the smile on my children 's faces when they have their own babies , babies i may never see ? and there is so much that i have n't seen , and , jake , i do n't want to miss all of that ! oh ! jake : shh . shh . let 's get going . come on , you take my arm . [ scene_break ] marissa : what happened today ? j.r. : it 's like annie said . i saw her after the fact , i gave her a ride home . marissa : that 's it ? j.r. : that 's it . marissa : then what was that look between the two of you ? j.r. : i was frustrated that she almost screwed up the deal . you need to stop doing this . you need to stop looking for some deep connection that 's not there . there 's nothing going on between annie and me . [ scene_break ] scott : you sure you 're all right ? annie : i 'm ok , yeah . scott : i should have never put you in that position . annie : oh , scott , you did n't know . it 's ok . who are you calling ? scott : i 'm calling the police , annie . that guy thinks he can put his hands on you and get away with it -- what ? annie : no . what , so i can relive it over and over and over again ? no . please , scott , i just want to forget everything in that room ever happened . please , please ? can we just do that , please ? scott : yeah . annie : ohh . scott : it 's already forgotten . [ scene_break ] liza : are those the -- tad : yep . liza : oh , look . it 's official . it 's really official . you and damon -- tad : are a package deal . liza : wow . oh ! yeah . and what are these ? this looks ancient . tad : actually , those are my adoption papers . it 's -- liza : oh . sorry about the -- yeah . liza : [ gasps ] no -- tad , did you see the date on this ? tad : yeah . it 's crazy , right ? liza : that 's wild . oh , thank god for joe and ruth . tad : oh , man , you have no idea . i still remember those days . i swear , i 'll never forget it . my dad would give me a hug and told me i was special , and then my mom would bake me a pie . liza : ok , why was it funny ? why was it funny ? share with me . tad : because , you know , she said it was my day , so i could have as much as i wanted , and i did . and then i got sick -- all over the house , all over them . hell , i got sick all over the dog . liza : stop . tad : i 'm not kidding . they were there , just smile and clean it up , take care of me , and they 've been doing it ever since . but now -- now it 's my turn to do it for damon . liza : and you will because he is your son . tad : is that how you think about him ? liza : hmm ? tad : i mean , is that how you think about damon ? you think of him as my son , or you still think of him as that thug you do n't like dating your daughter ? liza : well , it 's kind of a little of both . tad : liza , it 's important , you know ? i mean , things are going pretty well between the two of us . liza : yeah . tad : no , i mean things are going pretty well between the two of us . liza : is this -- i mean , are you -- tad : and i 'm just saying . i mean , if things keep going the way they are , it 's very possible that someday to damon you might be a lot more than just the woman that i 'm seeing , or you might be just maybe a lot more than colby 's mother . the day may come when you might be damon 's mom . [ scene_break ] damon : finally , there you are . back to the scene of the crime ? my crime , i mean , not yours . colby : well , we never got to the eating part . i was hungry . damon : that really sucked before . colby : yeah . but maybe your other girlfriend will be more understanding . damon : what ? colby : really , damon ? i 'm not stupid . i know the signs . damon : are you for real right now ? how many times do i have to tell you this ? there 's nobody else . colby : then why all of a -- damon : actually , yeah , there is someone else . you 're right : tad , my shiny new father . we 've been complete strangers for the past 18 years , but what the hell ? we 're family now , so i 'll just blow him off . colby , you really need to give me a break , all right ? i 'm going through something pretty huge at the moment . huh ! colby : damon , i 'm sorry . damon : i want to be with you , ok ? if i do n't say it enough or show it enough , it 's my bad . but this pressure -- i ca n't make any promises right now . colby : ok . but just so you know , i have pressure , too . everybody in my life is always coming and going , and nobody ever just stays . and i guess i just wanted you to stay . damon : well , i 'm here now , ok ? colby : ok . see you tomorrow ? damon : i 'll call you . singer : make this melody come true be my -- [ scene_break ] j.r. : ow . [ knock on door ] j.r. : door 's open . hey . annie : hi . j.r. : you ok ? annie : not really . j.r. : come in . annie : i ca n't get it out of my head . j.r. : oh . do n't let that slimeball get to you . annie : not him . you . my god , i was almost raped today , j.r. raped . and the last person in the world i ever thought would show up did . you defended me and you called me a part of this family . am i making this all up ? you did save me , right ? j.r. : and i 'd do it again in a heartbeat . [ scene_break ] angie : i 'm sorry you had to come to my rescue again . jake : i 'm fine with it . i 'm absolutely fine with it . you know that , right ? angie : when i called you , was amanda with you ? what 'd you tell her ? jake : i told her i was seeing a patient . angie : you know , it 's bad enough that i 'm keeping this from jesse , and now i have you lying to your wife . jake : oh , it 's not a problem . angie : no , it -- it is . and once we determine if the meds are working , then all of this secrecy will be over . and either i will get better and all of this will have been a bad nightmare , or it 'll be time to tell everyone the truth . jake : i just do n't want to hear you knock the meds , because they could mean all the difference . angie : oh , jake , you and i both know the odds against an experimental working . jake : well , that 's why they call it faith . [ scene_break ] j.r. : why did you come up here ? annie : what do you mean ? to thank you . j.r. : you already thanked me , remember ? annie : stop acting like what happened did n't mean anything . it threw you . i know it did because it threw me , too . you defended me , and you did n't even think twice about it . you care about me , j.r . j.r. : i did what i had to do . annie : no , no , i do n't believe that ! j.r. : i could n't obviously have you filing for a lawsuit against our company . annie : it 's my company , too , now , and you and i both know that 's not the reason that you showed up at that hotel room . j.r. : go back to scott , annie . we need to live up to our deal that we made . you live your life , i 'll live mine . annie : your life , my life ? what if they 're not supposed to be separate ? colby : j.r. ? j.r. : we talked about this at the cottage . annie : i know . j.r. : we agreed that we would stay away from each other . annie : then why do we keep ending up like this ? [ scene_break ] liza : wow . ahem . ok , so this just got serious . tad : `` just got serious `` ? did n't just get serious . it just kind of came out , but it did n't just get serious . liza : ohh . so you -- you 've been thinking about this for a long time ? tad : yeah . well , i mean , i would n't go on calling it `` a long time , `` but i 've been thinking about it a lot . and you ? liza : yeah . i , uh , i definitely think that you and i have a future . tad : and by `` future , `` we 're not just talking about -- we 're talking about , you know , a lifetime ? liza : are you ? tad : i asked you first . liza : i do n't care who asked first . tad : ok . yeah . yeah , i do . i definitely think you and i have lifetime potential . liza : lifetime . tad : what ? liza : i think a lifetime with you would be amazing . [ scene_break ] jake : hey . how 's my favorite person in the world ? amanda : great . how was the hospital ? jake : oh , you know , it was the usual . amanda : i did n't know how long you were gon na be gone , so i went and picked up trevor , and we went to get ice cream from krystal 's . jake : you got ice cream at krystal 's ? amanda : why 'd you lie to me ? you were n't with some patient at the hospital . you were with angie . jake : i 'm sorry . amanda : jake , what is going on ? jake : angie 's just been overwhelmed a little bit lately . amanda : with david 's stuff ? i mean , is that so new ? jake : she , um , she thought she was pregnant . but , you know , it turns out that she 's not pregnant . but i think it just -- it sent her , you know , for a loop , and i think she just needed a friend to talk to . amanda : well , why did n't you just tell me that ? jake : well , she asked me not to tell anybody . i do n't think she wants jesse to know . so -- but , you know . amanda : well , she 's lucky to have you . but i hope you know that you can tell me anything . i would never betray your trust like that . jake : i 'm sorry . i do n't know what i was thinking . please forgive me . amanda : ohh . like i could stay mad at you ? jake : so maybe you 'd be willing to share your ice cream with me ? is that a no ? hmm . [ scene_break ] marissa : tucker , right ? tucker : and you are ? marissa : i 'm jessica wilson . a rep for chandler enterprises . i was hoping that you could tell me what happened this evening between you and annie chandler . tucker : look , i do n't know what you heard , but all i did was some innocent flirting , and then the boyfriend came in and nearly ripped my head off . marissa : scott was n't there . tucker : not scott . adam chandler 's son j.r . excuse me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you really should leave . i 've got work to do . annie : something is happening to us , j.r. tell me you feel it , too . j.r. : i feel it . annie : it 's like we 've crossed some imaginary line . on one side , it was just sex . it was easy to label . it was easy to explain . but on this side -- j.r. : it 's anything but easy . [ gasps when colby sees him kissing annie ] colby : j.r. ? | j.r. bursts into the hotel room just in time to protect annie from being attacked by tucker . angie sits on a bench outside of krystal 's restaurant , because she can not see . she calls jake for rescue . jake makes an excuse to amanda that he has to go see a patient at the hospital . scott gives marissa encouragement about her classes and also about j.r. and annie . an agent from social services makes a surprise home visit to tad concerning the adoption of damon . damon comes rushing into krystal 's to find colby sitting at a table waiting for him . colby becomes quite upset when she finds out that damon forgot their plans for the night . tad answers all of the social worker 's questions about his life , until they realize that the woman thinks that damon is a 9-year - old . tad and liza both point out that damon is 19 . the agent makes her apologies and leaves . scott is quite upset when he finds out that tucker attacked annie . annie seeks comfort in scott 's arms , but her mind is on j.r. at home , angie feels guilty that she is making jake lie to amanda . |
tad : oh ! what are you doing ? come bolting here , you do n't even say hi ? a.j . : hi ! tad : nice try . kathy and jenny are upstairs . that way . go . do n't break anything . a.j . : bye ! j.r. : i 'll see you later when i come to pick up a.j . tad : you just ca n't wait for that next drink , can you ? [ scene_break ] scott : hey , are those all your suitcases in the foyer ? marissa : mm - hmm . i packed most of my things . scott : so you gon na tell me ? what did j.r. do to finally screw things up ? marissa : it was n't j.r . it was me . [ scene_break ] jesse : hey . i went by the d.a . 's office today , and i noticed there was no nameplate on the door -- your door . liza : jesse , it 's no mystery . i was fired . are you happy ? jesse : kind of . i just do n't want to be the reason you 're out of a job . [ scene_break ] maya : these shirts and these socks -- how could they be so little ? angie : believe me , they grow so fast . you see how big my frankie is . maya : you look too young to be his mother . angie : you already had the job , darling . but i will take all the sugar , spice , and everything nice you want to throw at my way . [ phone rings ] angie : someone really wants to talk to you . this is the third time they 've called in the last half - hour . maya : it 's nobody . angie : i think it 's somebody . are you in some sort of trouble , maya ? [ scene_break ] jake : yes , it 's dr. martin . i 'm actually calling for the test results for my wife . yeah . thanks . oh . ok . thank you . amanda : what 'd she say ? it 's bad , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] kendall : well . ha ha . so how 's community service going ? griffin : only 192 hours to go . kendall : that 's a lot of candy wrappers . griffin : oh , yeah , and ketchup packets and cigarette butts and -- yeah , it 's pretty gross . kendall : yeah , nice . griffin : but i doubt you came here to see me in all my glory . you want to hear what david had to say about your mother . kendall : i do . griffin : he said nada . i called the man five times , and he has n't returned one of my phone calls , considering all i 've done for the illustrious dr. hayward . kendall : what , exactly , have you done for david ? [ scene_break ] [ dixie whimpers ] david : dixie , dixie , dixie , always the fighter . that 's what i love most about you . life could 've been so different for us , if only you could 've loved me as hard as you fought me . [ scene_break ] kendall : oh , thank you . griffin : i 've defended david to everyone in this town . i 've put my name on the line for him . kendall : he seems to think very highly of you . griffin : yeah ? to be the best , you have to learn from the best . kendall : ok , but i 'm not gon na let that man hurt my mom . griffin : erica 's a grown woman . and from what i 've seen and heard , she 's more than capable of taking care of herself . kendall : ok , normally , i would agree with you . i would . my mother would chew david up and spit him out . but she has n't been herself lately . griffin : you and everyone else in this town see david as this bogeyman , this great destroyer . what if i told you he was more than that ? what if i told you he was something else ? kendall : ok . why do n't you go ahead ? go ahead . tell me about this david hayward that you know . [ scene_break ] maya : there 's my good girl . my aunt -- she thinks i 'm on call 24/7 . she does n't understand i have a real job . hi , my pretty princess . hi . angie : she really seems to be taken with you . maya : you think ? angie : what i think is that you 're going to be a good mother someday . [ scene_break ] liza : no more lies , jesse . yes , you are the reason why i am no longer district attorney of this fair town . jesse : you could n't dig up any dirt on me to take back to the mayor ? liza : jesse , was there really any dirt to dig ? jesse : i stand here truly baffled , liza colby . why did n't you just make something up ? liza : because i 'd like to think that i 'm no longer that person . or maybe that 's just wishful thinking . i have certainly made my fair share of mistakes since coming back here to pine valley . jesse : more than your fair share . liza : i 've paid for my crime . i lost a child , then i lost my child . jesse : colby . liza : honestly , jesse , i hope you never have to experience the pain of losing a child . i would n't wish that upon my worst enemy . jesse : and that 's who i am to you , right ? liza : jesse , there 's that look again . it 's that same look that you had when i saw you at the park that day like you 're carrying something , something that 's really awful . jesse : i do n't have any flowers . i should 've brought -- i 'm so sorry . liza : jesse ? jesse , are you all right ? jesse : i 'm fine , liza . liza : ok , just because i 'm not the district attorney anymore does n't mean that i ca n't listen to a man 's confession . is there something that you really want to get off your chest ? [ scene_break ] jake : honey , um , so , yes , they did find some abnormal cells . amanda : abnormal ? that 's the same as the first test . jake : yeah . so what happens next is we do a biopsy . amanda : i could have cancer . jake : do n't say that . let 's not go -- let 's not leap to that , ok ? amanda : so stupid . jake : please , just -- let 's focus . just breathe . just breathe . amanda : so when 's the biopsy ? jake : we want to -- we want to get this over with , right , so i pulled some strings . amanda : yeah ? jake : it 's gon na be today . all right ? [ scene_break ] scott : marissa , you keep blaming yourself , but how many chances have you given j.r. , hmm ? more than he deserved . marissa : i was n't being 100 % honest with j.r. , because i was n't being totally honest with myself . i came to a realization . scott : what a complete jerk he is ? marissa : that i 'm in love with somebody else . scott : wow . i did n't see that one coming . huh . uh , who 's the lucky guy ? marissa : bianca . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i brought a.j . over here to spare him from watching his mother move out again . if it 's too much trouble for you -- tad : not at all . he 's welcome , now more so than ever , because i think the last thing he really needs to see is his father falling headfirst off the wagon . j.r. : jeez , tad . so i 've had a few , ok ? who 's it gon na hurt ? tad : inevitably , the little boy that just ran up the stairs -- at least , he 's first on the list . why do n't you get to a meeting ? j.r. : i do n't need a meeting . tad : i can smell you from here . the hell you do n't . [ scene_break ] jesse : so you 're still hoping to find something on me to take back to city hall , so they can hang me out to dry ? liza : i guess , given our history , that is a fair assumption to make . and maybe it is just too much for you to realize that i just did not want to rat you out , jesse . i did the right thing . jesse : bully for you , liza colby . liza : i see you and i see angie . now you 've got this brand - new baby , and i 'll tell you what , i 'm absolutely green with envy . but i 'll tell you something else . it gives me hope that if i live my life right , someday i 'm gon na have that as well . [ scene_break ] angie : maya , could you take her for just a minute ? maya : yeah . [ phone rings ] maya : i 'm sorry . if i do n't answer , she 's just gon na keep calling and calling . angie : sure . it 's ok . maya : mookie . i ca n't talk to you right now , ok ? i 'm with a friend , a girlfriend . i 'll call you when i 'm done . i 'm so sorry . she 's gon na stop calling . angie : who ? your aunt mookie ? i 'm sorry , but you lose your sight and you have a baby , you start hearing every little thing . is mookie your boyfriend ? maya : he 's really a great guy . angie : who says he is n't ? [ scene_break ] scott : um , i definitely did n't see that one coming . marissa : yeah . me neither . scott : so i -- i mean , you are in love with bianca ? i know she had a thing for you , but -- marissa : yeah . the `` thing `` is mutual . scott : are you -- you 're sure about this ? marissa : i am . scott : wow . i -- huh . you look completely happy , so that 's something that i could n't have said to you before . marissa : yeah . i do n't know . maybe that 's why i never worked with j.r. before . i was trying to force something that was n't really there . scott : i 'm happy for -- but if my jaw hit the floor , j.r. 's head must 've gone through the roof . marissa : yeah . i think he took it harder than i even hoped . [ scene_break ] j.r. : well , what do you do if you found out the woman that you love , the woman you were ready to build your whole world around -- you find out that she loves another woman ? tad : i do n't know , j.r . but i would hope i would n't be willing to throw my life away over it . j.r. : come on , tad . you already are . tad : what 's that supposed to mean ? j.r. : you have a fake marriage . you 're living with a woman who does n't love you just to stay in the country . cara : excuse me . i 'm sorry . you know what ? it 's not that big of a house . i can hear every word . j.r. : i 'm sorry . cara : you do n't need to apologize . i get it . this is a fake marriage . but what tad feels for you ? that 's as real as it gets . tad : she 's right . j.r. : oh , yeah . she does n't know me . she does n't know what i 'm going through ! tad : no , but i do . j.r. : you 're not my father . i know you like to pretend that you are . tad : fine , j.r. then what would adam say ? see , i do n't care where you get the help , just as long as you get it . j.r. : what would adam say ? he would call me pathetic . and then he would sit down and have a drink of his own . tad : what about your mother ? what do you think dixie would think of you right now ? j.r. : but she 's not here , so she 'll never know . so you leave her out of this . you watch a.j . for me . [ scene_break ] maya : i did n't tell mookie about my job . he does n't like me keeping things from him , though . angie : hmm . sounds a bit possessive . maya : i just owe him so much . so at least i should give him the truth , right ? angie : it 's worked for jesse and me . what do you owe your boyfriend ? maya : he moved here from new york city just to be with me . i 'm all he 's got . jesse : hey , look who i found lurking in the lobby . frankie : yo . and i did n't come empty - handed either . angie : it 's your big brother . and what did he bring today ? frankie : a giraffe . angie : you see , lucy ? all he wants to do is spoil his little sister . jesse : like he 's the only one . maya : i should go fix her her bottle . frankie : yeah , and i should come with you , so you can teach me . frankie : so how 's it going ? maya : i think your mom likes me . frankie : yeah , you were a bit nervous before . maya : i 'm good with it now . after giving up my baby , being around another one is the best thing that could 've happened to me . [ scene_break ] marissa : he 's been drinking because of me and bianca . he must be hurting pretty bad . j.r. : what do you care ? marissa : how much have you had ? j.r. : no , no , you do n't get to ask me those questions anymore . i noticed your bags were packed . thank you . saves me the trouble from throwing you out . marissa : j.r. -- j.r. : you 're leaving , so leave . and do n't ever come back . [ scene_break ] cara : hey . sorry about j.r . tad : i am , too . i do n't think i ever told you when he was a little boy , we were walking in the park , he found this injured bird . so we took it to the vet , and the guy was like no way . we should `` take care of it , `` and j.r. would n't hear of it . so we took it home , put it in an old hamster 's cage on top of a heating pad and took care of it for three or four weeks . it was a sparrow or a finch -- i ca n't remember which . and anyway , he nursed this thing , fed it with a tweezer . and one day we took it back to the park , and i 'm sitting there praying the entire time , feeling so sorry for j.r. , thinking this thing is never gon na get off the ground . cara : what happened ? tad : this guy was walking his dog off the leash . it ran over and ate it . cara : oh , my god . that 's -- tad : no . come on , it 's a joke . cara : that 's not -- no ! tad : no , i was just -- no , the bird was fine . he took off for the trees like it never missed a beat . could 've knocked me over with a feather . cara : you 're rolling . i 'm bringing it around . love it . tad : my point is he used to be such an amazing little guy . he was so sensitive , in spite of his father . i guess he was just lucky he got his mother 's heart . cara : it sounds to me like he 's got your heart . tad : no , it was all dixie . she had such a way with him . he always believed that things would work out they way they were supposed to , just like that little bird . cara : and now ? tad : now he 's much more like adam . he 's convinced everybody 's out to get him . cara : like the little bird ? tad : yeah , just like the little bird . and i 'm obviously still the same guy , because i 'm sitting on that park bench praying for j.r. , wondering whether or not he 's ever gon na make it off the ground again . cara : i think he 's lucky that he 's got you . you love your family with a vengeance . tad : i 'm lucky because they love me back the same way . [ phone rings ] cara : do you want to get that ? tad : i 'm just afraid it 's gon na be bad luck . cara : ha ha ha ! tad : hey , jake . what 's up ? jake : hey . can you meet me at the hospital ? because i need you . tad : yeah . sure . i 'm on my way . come on , honey , we got to go . cara : ok . [ scene_break ] griffin : medical science has very strict boundaries . david taught me to question , to test limits , to not accept failure as an option -- like that night in the busted - up ambulance . any other surgeon would 've thrown their hands up in the air and given you up for dead . kendall : not you . griffin : and not david hayward . kendall : i know . i know it 's true . david saved my life , and my son 's and my best friend 's . griffin : but that is n't enough ? kendall : what he did to greenlee , he did the same thing to krystal and to maria , and now he 's doing it to my mom . griffin : who 's maria ? kendall : maria santos . everybody thought that she had died . they thought she was dead , but she was n't . david had her locked up like she was some specimen . and then when he let her go , she had no memory at all . she could n't remember her friends , her whole life , her family , her children . griffin : tell me more about maria . when she was missing , how did everybody think that she died ? kendall : it was an accident . griffin : ok , what kind of accident ? like a car accident ? was david at the scene ? kendall : it was a plane crash , like zach . [ scene_break ] [ key turns in lock then david examines dixie who 's pretending to be unconscious ] [ scene_break ] griffin : i 'm sorry . i did n't know . kendall : i kind of feel like you 're interrogating me a little bit . griffin : wait a minute . you brought up david , and then i asked you about maria . kendall : it 's not just that maria almost died in the same way as zach . maria and zach were involved . griffin : oh . so it 's a little bit of a tough subject for you . kendall : yeah . griffin : i 'm sorry that i brought it up . kendall : no , it 's ok . this is all me . it 's not your fault . griffin : maybe we should call it a day . kendall : no . no , actually . you have got more garbage to collect there , buddy , so you better get on that . griffin : i do . i do . but there 's someplace i need to be . so why do n't we meet up later at krystal 's or confusion and get an early dinner ? kendall : sure . griffin : ok . kendall : you 're worried , because we brought up zach , but i 'm fine . it 's not like i need somebody to remind me of zach . griffin : of course , you do n't . kendall : why do n't you go do your thing , and i will see you later . ok ? griffin : ok . [ scene_break ] brot : hello , chief . angie : hey , brot . brot : hey , angie . how 's little lucy doing ? angie : oh , why do n't you come on in and see for yourself ? jesse : actually , he 's still on the clock . we 're gon na be right out in the hall . not gon na take long . be right back , ok ? brot : what 's up ? jesse : our babysitter , maya -- she just had a baby . brot : ok . so ? jesse : so she just gave a baby up . the first time i saw her take the baby , all kinds of alarms went off in my head . brot : wait a minute . you think lucy could be hers ? jesse : it 's crazy , right ? brot : yeah , it 's crazy because maya is hispanic -- white , hispanic -- and lucy is black . jesse : i know . i 'm jumping at shadows here . brot : all right , listen . calm down . everything 's fine . no one is gon na know that lucy is not your baby . jesse : let 's get back inside . angela 's gon na think i 'm working too hard . brot : ah . wonder where she gets that idea from . [ knock on door ] mookie : hey . i 'm here for maya . she 's my girlfriend . jesse : sure . come on in . maya , you got a visitor . frankie : i 'll take her . hey . maya : how did you find out i was here ? mookie : i followed you . what are you doing here , playing with some baby ? maya : it 's a job . mookie : you got a job , same place i do , with the chandlers . how you gon na do both ? maya : have n't figured that out yet . mookie : so why did n't you tell me ? maya : i was just figuring out if it was gon na work out or not . mookie : so is it working out ? maya : not if you keep calling and popping in like it 's visiting hour . mookie : heh heh heh ! all right . ok . i 'll go . maya : i 'll call you later . mookie : you better . frankie : oh , fiddlesticks . is that what i think it is ? brot : is that you ? frankie : ooh , child . ooh ! do i -- can you -- angie : no . i think it 's time for a lesson right now . frankie : oh . looks like i do n't have a choice , huh ? come on . brot : go ahead , doc . jesse : so you saw that , right ? the boyfriend 's black . brot : yeah , i saw that , chief . jesse : so you -- brot : no , i do n't think . and you need to stop worrying so much . get this out of your head . maya is not lucy 's mother . stop worrying already . [ scene_break ] marissa : i 'm not going anywhere without seeing a.j . j.r. : i 'm sorry . i already dropped him over at tad 's . i did n't want him to watch his mommy move out again . marissa : great . i will see him there . j.r. : oh , i did n't tell a.j . that you like girls now . figured i 'd save that fun conversation for you . what ? no shot from you , hmm ? no kick me when i 'm down ? scott : i think you 're doing a pretty good job of that all by yourself . j.r. : just cut all the crap where you pretend like you actually give a damn about me and do what you do best . scott : and what 's that ? j.r. : laugh at me . [ scene_break ] tad : hey , buddy . jake : hi . thank you for coming . i appreciate it . tad : are you kidding ? how 's amanda ? jake : they 're about to do the biopsy , so i just -- tad : so it 's serious ? we 're talking about a cancer scare here ? jake : yes . let 's make it a scare . tad : whatever it is , whatever happens , we 're gon na get through it , ok ? jake : i 'm just not good at this part . when it 's somebody that 's close to me , and i 'm just -- tad : you know what the cure for that is , is doing something nice for somebody else . you want to do something nice for amanda ? jake : sure . i 'll do whatever . tad : all right . it involves something you 're not very good at . jake : tell me what it is . i 'll do it . what is it ? tad : sit still . jake : i ca n't do that . tad : no , sit still with her . go sit still with her . because whatever she 's feeling , it 's not gon na be half as bad if she 's got her husband holding her hand . because i never understood it , because for some reason she thinks you hung the moon . jake : that i hung the moon ? tad : which is actually not true either , because i think you 're pretty nifty , too . this is a very nice tie . jake : you 're so good at this , the whole family thing . i mean it . tad : yeah , it 's strange , because i 've been getting a lot of that lately . [ scene_break ] dixie : ah . my recipe for french toast ? [ scene_break ] tad : listen . you 're gon na be ok ? i 'm gon na go find a doughnut . get in there with your wife . jake : gluten - free . you heard me . dr. kantor : biopsy 's done . jake : dr. kantor . oh , great . thank you . dr. kantor : i put a rush on the results . ok . jake : thank you . appreciate that . could n't ask for more . hey . amanda : i 'm scared , jake . jake : i 'm right here , ok ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : i got crazy jealous every time i saw you with marissa . scott : and what did i tell you , j.r. ? marissa and i , nothing but friends . but you , you wanted to make it something more , so you 'd have something to be pissed off about . j.r. : and all along marissa 's heart was set on bianca . maybe marissa convinced herself she was in love with bianca just to stick it to me . scott : see , that 's just like you , j.r. you take someone else 's pursuit of happiness as a personal attack . j.r. : except there 's a new twist -- and you 're gon na love this one -- marissa is a lesbian now , and i had no idea . or maybe i was right all along , and you really did have feelings for her , and you 're just as busted up about her as i am . scott : you know what ? i am so happy for marissa , that she came out . in fact , the news made my day . j.r. : yeah ? why is that ? scott : because if marissa 's gon na be with women , that means she wo n't be with you ever again . [ scene_break ] kendall : mom , it 's me . can you please , please call me ? i do n't like the way we ended things . you and david -- when i say it out loud , it sounds so ridiculous , i ca n't even believe that it 's true . so can you just call me and tell me this is one bad dream , ok ? i love you . david : you are awake . i can pinch you if you 'd like . kendall : get the hell away from me . david : is that any way to speak to your future stepfather ? kendall : how do you do it , david ? how do you make every woman think that she ca n't live without you ? david : some say it 's my smile , but i think it 's my winning personality . tell me , what are your thoughts on a destination wedding ? st. barts is beautiful this time of year . kendall : that 's funny you should say that . st. barts , yeah -- that happens to be the name of the place where my mother was kidnapped from , and they never found who did it . maybe it was you . [ scene_break ] brot : [ whispering ] chief ? chief ? jesse : [ whispering ] what ? brot : watching you make yourself crazy like this , it 's making me crazy . jesse : i know it 's a long shot , but i need to be 100 % sure . i need proof that maya is not lucy 's mother . brot : how you gon na do that ? jesse : really ? dna -- doink -- and i 'll need you to help me make that happen . [ scene_break ] cara : i think i owe you a power shake . tad : you do . make it a double . forget i said that . cara : right . [ knock on door ] tad : liza ? liza : hi . so i work for caleb cortlandt -- for now -- and this came for you . tad : you were n't out of work for long . who would send me something at cortlandt 's ? liza : really hard to say , who especially when it says `` from -- `` tad : i hope they 're paying extra for the sarcasm , because you 'll make a fortune . oh . it 's a blast from the past . `` seabone hunkle `` -- it 's dixie 's father . [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] jake : you ready for a visitor ? amanda : jake , i do n't think -- hi , honey ! hi . mommy missed you so much . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i screwed up again , mom . your boy screwed up again . [ scene_break ] cara : i made this with extra chocolate . ok ? what you got there ? tad : ohh . cara : `` this diary belongs to dixie cooney . `` hmm . oh , boy . tad : yeah . [ scene_break ] dixie : ah . [ scene_break ] david : anytime i want erica to go somewhere with me , all i have to do is ask . i do n't have to use force . kendall : is that a yes or a no ? david : you know something ? i 'm really tired of all this animosity . kendall : i 'm sorry . is there something else you 'd prefer ? david : yeah . how about some gratitude ? your heart is beating in your chest right now only because i made it so . you owe me your son 's life , as well , not to mention greenlee 's . and how did you thank me for that ? by shooting me in the back , after which i magnanimously talked griffin castillo through a very difficult procedure to give you back your life once again in the ambulance . kendall : which you traded in for a pardon from prison , so i do n't owe you anything . david : no , you see , i think you do . i know your heart , kendall . i 've held it in my hands . you are living on borrowed time right now , and it 's because i lent it to you . kendall : is that a threat , david ? david : i 'll tell you what . next time your heart stops beating , you 're gon na have to find somebody else to kick - start it for you . i am done giving you back your life so you can make mine a living hell . [ scene_break ] griffin : hi . yes . my name is dr. griffin castillo . you do n't know me . i 'm calling from pine valley hospital . it 's regarding david hayward . maria : what has that son of a bitch done now ? | j.r. takes a.j . for tad to watch but does n't want any of tad 's advice concerning his drinking . scott comes downstairs and finds marissa 's baggage in the foyer . scott asks marissa about it and she tells him that she is moving out . marissa lets him know that she is in love with someone else that someone is bianca . scott is surprised . at the confusion bar , jesse runs into liza and finds out that she was fired . angie and maya spend time with lucy , but maya is harassed by phone calls from mookie . angie begins to get suspicious when maya refuses to answer the calls . jake checks on amanda 's lab results and finds out that amanda is due for a biopsy and he schedules it for that day . david visits dixie and starts to give her another injection when she suddenly reaches up and grabs his arm . david soon controls her or so he thinks and proceeds to give her the injection . jesse remembers burying his stillborn daughter . j.r. walks into the chandler living room and finds marissa as well as scott . j.r. orders marissa to leave . |
greenlee : my baby is a monster just like his father . that 's what you think , so go ahead , say it . tell me how wrong i was to make this baby . jack : no . do n't do this . you did n't bring me in here for this . just let me be here to help , please ? greenlee : what , it 's no fun to gloat to a crying widow ? here . is that better ? tell me what you think of him . horrible things , ugly things . you never wanted me and ryan together . well , now we 're apart . is that what you want for my baby ? you want my baby in the water , too ? erica : stop it , greenlee ! stop ! [ scene_break ] [ helicopter flies as rescuers rappel down the cliff toward ryan . ] man : down here ! give me some light ! second man : you got him ? tell me you got him . [ scene_break ] [ snooping through tad 's wildwind file , sam finds its security entry code : * 0854 # and stashes in his pocket . ] sam : aha . grey pulls it out seconds before the buzzer . [ phone rings ] lily : hello . sam : hey , it 's me . lily : sam . sam : lily , i want to see you . lily : i want to see you , too . sam : there 's only one way to do it . you got to break your dad 's rules . i know it 's a risk , but i 'm willing to take it . your call . lily : i want to see you , even if it means breaking some rules . sam : how about wildwind ? can you get away now ? lily : there 's no one to get away from . i 'll meet you there . sam : hey . oh , great timing , but i got to go . tad : or we could go for plan b , which is where you sit down , and we have a little talk . show of hands for plan b ? [ snooping through tad 's wildwind file , sam finds its security entry code : * 0854 # ] [ scene_break ] lily : i 'm really busy and leaving and do n't have time to talk to you right now . aidan : i 'm sorry , lily , but i ca n't let you go . [ scene_break ] kendall : we 're supposed to watch her suffer like it 's ok ? like this is ok ? like she ever did anything to deserve this ? kendall : what ? what ? what is it ? what , it 's fate ? it 's destiny ? it 's the way things are supposed to be ? no . no . i know it 's not greenlee 's fault . ryan is dead . he 's dead . it 's ryan 's fault . it 's his fault . what did she ever do but give him love and trust ? i mean , she gave him everything , everything , and what did he give her ? that . he gave her that . why ? why ? because he 's a guy , he 's a man , and you know what they do ? they ca n't let you love them , and they ca n't let you hope . they have to rip your heart out and grind it into dust . what is wrong with you ? you guys are all the same . why do you have to hurt us . [ scene_break ] greenlee : want to play step - monster with me , erica ? let me guess -- you can relate . you even have a new beginning already picked out for me . erica : you ca n't push me away . i 'm here whether you want me or not . [ scene_break ] [ ryan hides from rescuers searching for him amidst the rocks . ] man : what is it , already ? do you have him ? second man : well , i thought i saw -- nothing . hey , what about over there ? zach : now , how the hell did you survive that fall ? your wife 's going to be happy she 's no longer widow . ryan : if you tell greenlee that i 'm alive , i will kill you . zach : you should be a dead man . ryan : i am a dead man . you walk away . you never saw me . zach : then what ? miss my chance at playing hero ? you know what this would do for my image , raising you from the dead like that ? ryan : what do you want ? zach : i was the one who told your wife that this is no longer a rescue effort , this is a recovery . and you should have seen the look in her eyes -- blank . and it would have broken your heart , if you had one . ryan : you do n't talk about her . zach : nah . imagine it . you can walk back and there she is . she 's going to see it 's all a mistake -- `` my husband 's alive and well and living in pine valley , `` and you can take her in your arms and put that light back in her eyes . and you can stop the grief . that 's what a husband does . he stops grief . ryan : you shut up ! zach : you did this on purpose ! [ scene_break ] kendall : please , please tell me . please , i am dying to know . is it hard - wired into your manly chromosomes , the default excuse -- `` daddy was a jerk , so i better ditch the woman who loves me and smash her heart into dust `` ? simone : are we still talking about greenlee , or have we switched to you ? kendall : it was bad enough that i had to watch ryan ride into the night knowing it was my fault . at least i knew he was alive , and i knew that someday he would come back . greenlee , she had to watch him , she had to watch ryan on that cliff , and i do n't understand . how can he do that to her ? ethan : you loved ryan , and he 's gone , and it guts you , not just greenlee . kendall : no , no , love is a joke . it 's a joke . it 's a lie that we tell ourselves when the nights get too cold and the days too lonely . i 'd be happy -- if i had love , i 'd be happy , and i 'd be warm , and i 'd be safe . simone : but it is true . everyone knows it . it 's why love exists . marriage , babies -- it 's all about love . kendall : i wanted greenlee to be right . i wanted faith and love and trust to be enough . i mean , she took -- she took that leap that i could never , ever take , and she did it over and over again , only this time she did the biggest one -- a baby . she gave him a baby . and ryan was supposed to just hold her in his arms , and he was supposed to love her . he was supposed to break into a smile that only ryan could break in to , like he had the whole world , because that 's what she gave him . she gave him the whole world . the three of them -- they were supposed to live happily ever after . what , you think that love makes you warm and happy and safe ? why do n't you go inside right now and tell greenlee ? i dare you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you want to parent me , or you want to tell me what a spoiled brat i am , how this is what happens when you expect too much , when you want too much ? erica : you 're in pain , and it 's killing us . you need your family . greenlee : ryan is my family , ryan and -- jack : all right , all right , look , we do n't even have to talk about this . just let me -- greenlee : what , you want to wipe my tears , rock me to sleep and keep your `` i told you sos `` to yourself ? you do n't get to play daddy with me anymore . jack : i never really thought of it as a game , greenlee . now , however angry you are , whatever you think i 've done to you , i 'm still your father , and that will never change . greenlee : it did , the second you decided that ryan was bad for me . come on , tell me again how sick he is -- was . nothing ? you got nothing . jack : i really would like to take you in my arms and rock you and tell you that it 's all going to be ok , but i know i ca n't do that right now . greenlee , if you have something you want to let out , i 'll listen . you 're my daughter . and the child you carry -- greenlee : ryan 's child , child of the man you hated -- this is my family now , not you . [ scene_break ] lily : i did n't schedule time to talk to you today . aidan : well , jack called . there 's been an emergency . he wanted me to come check up on you . lily : what emergency ? aidan : he said he 'd tell you all about it when he saw you himself . lily : then he will . and you checked in , so now you can go . aidan : so have you read any more mystery novels lately , lily ? any more dack masters ? in fact , why do n't we open up a packet of popcorn , and we can talk about a case . lily : no , i 'm not hungry , and i do n't have time to talk to you right now . aidan : what , is there somewhere where you need to be ? lily : yes , and now i 'm late . aidan : well , you better call and reschedule , because jack wants you to stay put . lily : did he say that ? aidan : not exactly , but i 'm sure about this one . lily : you 're not in charge . now i 'm late . you 've made me late . i 'm all off my schedule now . aidan : lily , i 'm sorry , but i ca n't let you go anywhere tonight . lily : you ca n't keep me here . i wo n't stay . aidan : lily , it 'll be ok . lily : no , it wo n't . i do n't like you right now . aidan : well , right now i like you . and if you take a minute , you 'll understand . lily : no . no more talking . no more talking with you . aidan : lily , it 's going to be ok , and if you want me to count with you , i 'll count with you . lily : no . no more talking ! do n't come near me ! aidan : ah -- oh . nice one , devane . [ to get away from him , lily kicks aidan in the shin . ] [ scene_break ] tad : by all means , feel free to whip out the old cell , call whoever it is , and tell them you 'll be along soon . and i 'm sure whatever 's going on in your busy schedule , you can work me in a few minutes . sam : this is me laughing my butt off . now , we launched into this whole `` get to know the martins `` thing how long ago ? weeks ? let 's see . i have hung out with joe and ruth and brooke . but you ? oh , was it fun ? did i miss it ? because i do n't remember . tad : you 're right . i suck . i 'm trying to fix that . sam : well , i 'll pencil you in for next saturday . you can tell me how to put more spin on my knuckleball or something . are we good ? tad : bravo . author , author . you know , i forgot how much fun this whole teenage angst thing can be . sam : well , i 'm glad you got your jollies . got to go . tad : nope . you may not know it to look at me , but way back when the world was cooling , i invented smart - ass . i 've actually got a trademark , gives me 50 cents anytime anybody like you opens their mouth . and as far as making me feel like dirt , the dork that ignored you for the last couple weeks -- i stand guilty as charged , i 'm already there , so do n't waste your time . the good news is you ca n't possibly make me feel worse , because somewhere during my journey , i misplaced the gene that factors in guilt . sam : you lost me at `` dork . `` ok , how about we just move this along , and you tell me what you want ? tad : to apologize to you . i messed up with you . i have a life , and it got kind of screwy . sam : hey , it happens to everybody . tad : ah . see that ? that 's what they call a segue , which means there 's something going on in your life , so why do n't we talk about it ? sam : well , short version -- life is fine . ok , you 're off the hook . got to go . [ sam groans ] tad : you are going to tell me what 's going on in your life , right after you tell me what the hell you 're doing in my office . [ scene_break ] [ helicopter flies ] ryan : look , i -- i was as good as dead when i rode over the cliff . there is no reason that that should change now . zach : yeah ? what about your wife , the woman that adores you ? although you raised your hand to her . what is wrong with you ? are you that stupid ? you ca n't let an incredible woman love you ? if you 've lost interest with her , then let her go , but do n't do this . ryan : i loved greenlee . i would never -- zach : never what ? you 'd never leave her ? hey , you see the irony in this , right ? ryan : i would never want her to suffer , but she suffers less like this . man : mr. slater ? hey , you ? you find anything ? zach : yes , i have . [ scene_break ] ethan : love is pointless and hopeless ? you 're right . kendall : ok , having you back me up does n't make me feel better . ethan : it should , because i know how you feel . simone : you 're not serious ? ethan : love is a leap off a building , only you think that you can fly . there 's nowhere to go but down . simone : but what about -- what about the rush , you know , the euphoric feeling like you can do anything ? i mean , you ca n't tell me it 's not worth it . kendall : yeah , until you go splatter , smashed beyond recognition . simone : yes , but we 're supposed to try , try to love and fail and go splat , and then we pick ourselves up , and we try again . you know that . you both know that . if we do n't reach out , spread our wings , close our eyes , and try like hell , then we 'll never have anything worth having . kendall : greenlee had blind faith , but she fell . she 's broken . and i do n't know . ryan pushed her , or he was n't there to catch her , either way . you want to listen at that door again ? you want to listen to her cry some more ? how did greenlee go wrong ? how did she blow it ? what did n't she do ? she did n't flap her wings hard enough ? she did n't pray hard enough ? simone : yeah . kendall : no , no , greenlee did everything right , and her husband is in the ocean . ok ? so that 's the reality of it . so just spare me the lecture about the magic of love . [ scene_break ] greenlee : why are you still here ? jack : because i 'm your child 's grandfather , greenlee , because i want to be with you and your baby , because i love you both . no matter what i thought about ryan , i know this -- i know that your baby is beautiful and innocent , and i will love him or her with my whole heart . erica : please , greenlee . we know that you 're in pain , and we do n't want to make it any worse . jack : no , we do n't . please , please , will you let me help you ? will you let me just take care of you ? greenlee : you tried to take care of me , remember ? you told my husband he was dangerous . you helped me lose the man that i thought i 'd grow old with . how do i forgive you ? how do i even look at you ? jack : by trying to remember that all i ever wanted was what was best for you . greenlee : i had the best , i had ryan , the man you hated , the man you thought would hurt me . jack : yeah , well , obviously , i had plenty to worry about . you saw what he was capable of . we all saw it . ryan himself saw it . and by god , if he was here , he would tell you how scared he was , scared to death , because he knew what he 'd turn into . [ scene_break ] [ as a helicopter flies overhead , ryan silently pleads for zach not to give him up . ] zach : i found a burger wrapper , soda cans , and one flip - flop . what the hell do you do with one flip - flop , anyway ? man : you think this is funny ? zach : no , not at all . i do n't have a sense of humor . ask anybody . man : we got a widow that deserves to know what happened to her husband . zach : yeah , i knew the guy . i think it 's overrated . man : well , if you see anything -- zach : you 'll be the first to know . thank you . ryan : you getting a kick out of this ? zach : it 's been a hell of a day , man . so let 's see . you think greenlee 's better off without you . i agree 100 % . i totally agree with you , but then , now , i have a question for you . if she conceived a baby to save your soul , and now you 're leaving her for her own good -- ryan : i know what greenlee needs . this is what she needs . zach : so let me ask you . what if she loves you and mourns you and waits for you for the rest of her life ? ryan : now let me ask you . any chance in hell i suddenly wo n't be exactly who i am ? [ scene_break ] tad : well , you obviously came by for something . it 's either the petty cash or my completely comprehensive and annotated collection of gentleman 's literature . sam : i came by to see if you wanted a burrito . tad : what ? is that some kind of slang for giving somebody a hard time , i.e . , `` i really whipped the burrito on old thaddeus `` ? sam : no . ruth said you would buy dinner . tad : you mean a real burrito ? sam : yeah . tad : oh , mom told you that i 'm a sucker for rice and beans , huh ? sam : ok , tad , that sound is my stomach growling . could we drag this out any longer ? tad : you have no idea . when it comes to money , i learned it from my father . sooner or later , you are going to talk to me . sam : ca n't wait . please . thank you . whatever you want . tad : samuel ? i like a lot of hot sauce . sam : ok . [ after sam leaves , tad sits at his desk and is surprised by a kiss on the head from amanda . ] [ scene_break ] aidan : yes , it 's been a long time . i do n't think anyone can help ryan now . reggie : is my dad with greenlee ? i mean , is she -- i know she 's not ok , but is she ok ? she 's not going to do anything crazy -- aidan : no , your father 's looking after her . aidan : no , reggie , i think it 's best that you stay here with lily . reggie : and lily . she was so psyched that her family kept growing . i mean , you did n't tell her , did you ? aidan : no , your father wants to make sure that , you know , lily 's ready , ease her into it . reggie : yeah , it 's better him than me . aidan , we 're cool here . i mean , if you need to go and do something -- aidan : lily might not come out until the morning . i told her to stay put . reggie : how is it that some people , they just ca n't catch a break ? you know , it 's like one thing right after another . aidan : you know , reggie , you keep asking yourself that question and expect an answer , you 're going to make yourself crazy . [ scene_break ] ryan : i mean , you 're the man , you 're the bank . what are the odds that i pull out of this , i go back to my wife , and i am the man she deserves ? zach : they 're not good . you 're going to go to bed you , wake up you , and hate yourself for the rest of your life . ryan : yes , i know that , and you know that . but greenlee -- she has to know where she 's going to sit , and she 's going to wait and she 's going to hope . i mean , she went to a fertility clinic to prove her point . if i let her hope , if i let her sit around and think that if she just tries hard enough -- would you wish that life on her ? i had to take the choice out of her hands . she would never have walked away . zach : well , she ca n't see that dark , twisted place inside you . ryan : but you can see it just fine . zach : i know what to look for . ryan : you hated your dad enough to die , i hated mine enough to want to kill him , and here we are -- alexander cambias , sr . , and patrick lavery . zach : we are what our fathers made us . ryan : yes , we are . zach : there is one difference . my father did n't have a wife like greenlee . neither did yours . ryan : and now neither do i . zach : what if we 're wrong ? what if greenlee knows more than we know ? what if she can save you ? ryan : greenlee deserves a life that i can not give her . zach : what about the baby ? ryan : i have no baby . zach : it does n't matter how many times you say it , it still does n't make it true . ryan : i said no kids . i meant no kids . zach : things happen . babies are born . people deal with it . ryan : and what about your 6 ' 5 `` happy surprise ? how 'd that work for you ? zach : look at that . cold water , jagged rocks , incredible riptide , yet here you are . did it ever occur to you that this may not be your time to die ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : stupid , blind , crazy . is n't that what you think of me ? the idiot who loved ryan , who created a life to save him . jack : no , just listen to me , will you -- greenlee : no , do n't touch me ! jack : just listen to me , listen . this is not your fault , greenlee . and i 'm not here to judge you or to blame you , and i do n't want to see you suffer . you loved ryan with all your heart , and you gave him the gift of a lifetime . and you did not cause this , and you do n't deserve this . i 'm so sorry . i am so , so sorry . [ having finally broken through to her , jack holds greenlee as she weeps . ] [ scene_break ] kendall : simone , stop it . please just stop . i 'm done with love . how is she ? erica : well , she 's hurt . simone : well , you know what ? if you need us -- well , we 're going to go . erica : and how about you , kendall ? honey , how are you ? kendall : i 'm fine . i 'm great . i 'm a rock . erica : yeah . i know that look . you do n't know whether to blow up the world or cry and never stop . [ scene_break ] ryan : you know , good men die every day . and yet here i am , a full - blown lavery , alive and well . life 's a bitch , and then you do n't die . zach : well , this is your second chance right there for the taking . you can walk off this ledge into a vip suite with your friends and your family , take your wife in your arms , and tell her you love her . ryan : and that wo n't last , and you know it , and i know it , so why the games ? zach : dead men very rarely get a second shot at life . it 's worth some consideration . ryan : greenlee destroyed , the child in her with me around , destined , what kind of life ? if greenlee even thinks that i 'm alive , she will take it as a cosmic sign that i can be saved . zach : so you 're dead ? ryan : yes , i 'm dead . i 'm the last lavery , it ends here , and you 're not invited to the funeral , so go , get out . just keep your mouth shut . zach : no problem . what about the rescue workers and the reporters and the helicopters ? when they find you -- and they will -- do you think they 'll buy your story , you know , `` for the sake of my wife `` ? you think they 'll just keep it to themselves ? probably not . you want to be dead , let 's do it the right way . [ scene_break ] lily : aidan slowed me down , but he could n't stop me . i really wanted to come . i had to break some rules . sam : oh , you know what ? you and me both . [ sam uses the security entry code to get into wildwind 's main house . ] sam : aha , we 're in . [ when sam flips the light switch on , nothing happens . ] sam : ah . figures . lily : well , maybe we could light some candles . candlelight is supposed to be romantic . sam : it works for me . lily : it is romantic , i think . not being able to see things clearly is romantic . sam : i can see you . that 's enough for me . lily : is breaking the rules romantic , too ? sam : oh , yeah , it 's kind of a kick . you know , the forbidden and all that . lily : my dad says that rules are for our protection . sam : oh , who 's `` our `` ? lily : kids , people . sam : so someone 's going to tell you where you can go , when you can do it ? that 's a load . you want to be 30 years old , living by daddy jack 's rules ? where you can go , who you can see , what you can do with them ? lily : i do n't know . i have n't thought about being 30 before . you 've thought a lot about rules , have n't you ? sam : yeah , maybe a little too much . you know what ? if it freaks you out to be here , i can take you home . lily : no , i do n't want to go home . sam : i do n't want you to . lily : you 're not worried about breaking the rules ? sam : we 're teenagers . it 's in the job description , you know , right next to learning from our mistakes . how are we supposed to be adults if we ca n't make our own decisions ? lily : i made my own decision about coming here tonight , like other kids our age do . sam : yeah , forget about them . you 're you , and you 're great . hmm . it only took my family 's total meltdown to get us some alone time in my own house . hey , why do n't we check things out , see what they left for us to get into ? [ scene_break ] tad : did i miss the part where i say `` hey , gorgeous , slip me some sugar `` ? amanda : `` slip me some sugar `` ? tad : before your time . do n't get me wrong . you made my week , but what exactly kind of kiss was that ? `` hey , uncle tad , i 'm glad you and dad are such good friends `` or `` i 'm an unemployed young person , give me 20 bucks `` ? amanda : it was the mistaken identity kind . i thought you were aidan . tad : and you and aidan are on a first - lip basis ? amanda : actually , it was a thank - you , because of my young person unemployed status , but aidan and i had a long talk about a job for me here . tad : he did n't mention it to me . amanda : seriously ? tad : yeah . amanda : i 'm so bummed . i mean , it was practically a done deal . tad : well , do n't get me wrong . i mean , sweetheart , you 'd be a valuable asset to any establishment , but what can you do that we need ? amanda : well , i can trail a subject to the ladies ' room . can you do that ? tad : yeah , wig 's in the drawer . i 'm so ugly as a woman , nobody would notice or care . amanda : i have keen powers of observation . tad : amanda , i have brown hair , aidan has black hair . maybe they 're not that keen after all . [ scene_break ] sam : look at this place . it 's like we never even existed . lily : maybe we could take the sheets off the furniture or light some more candles . that might make it look more like before . sam : you know , if it were the other way around , if my dad were still alive -- this is his house . it 's our house . does n't anyone care ? lily : i care . sam : not even a picture left . nothing . all of us just erased . how did things get so screwed up ? lily : it 's usually because someone does something bad . bad things happen to my family , too , but good things happen , also , and i try to remember those more . sam : yeah , you 're right , you 're right , you 're right . you 're totally right . ok , enough of that . let 's forget about the sheets and the empty fridge . we have something way better . lily : i do n't know what that is . sam : ah . we have tunes . now , i know the music freaked you out last time , but i got some new stuff , and if it does n't work , just let me know , and i 'll toss it out the window . lily : you might not be able to get it back in the dark . sam : well , if you do n't like it , i do n't want it back . singer : my life 's been a question lily : so far it seems ok . sam : ok enough to dance ? lily : the separate kind or the touching kind ? sam : well , it 's up to you , but i vote for number two . lily : i think i 'd like to try the touching kind . [ scene_break ] simone : you know , i never get to be the best friend . no matter how much i care about greenlee , i 'm always somehow in the background . but this time she gave me a chance to step up and help her with this crazy , amazing thing . she had faith , so i had faith . i wanted to help her . ethan : and you did . simone : oh -- ethan : ok , listen , you 've been a wonderful friend to greenlee through all of this . now , why do n't you get some air or some food ? anything you want . you helped greenlee . let me help you . simone : did i help her , ethan ? did i ? if i was a worse friend or a better friend or some other kind of friend , would she not be with her husband right now ? ethan : what you did for greenlee was incredible . you believed in your friend and in love . simone : yeah , but you think love equals splat . ethan : i wish i did n't . i wish i had what you have , you know , this hope and excitement and joy for life . simone : but i was wrong . so maybe next time , well , you know , i 'll know better . i 'll be more realistic like kendall . ethan : do n't . do n't do that , simone . do n't let go of that part of you . it 's who you are . and i 'd miss you . [ scene_break ] kendall : you ca n't really know what 's going on inside of me right now . erica : kendall , i 'm your mother . between total destruction and weeping endlessly , i know which one you 'll choose . kendall : no , mother , i want to break something right now . i want to hurt someone . do you understand me ? ryan is gone , and greenlee is alone , and someone has to pay . erica : ryan was a wonderful man . ryan saved me . he saved all of us at one time . kendall : well , greenlee tried to save him , too . why would n't she just let him ? i do n't understand . i mean , it actually used to make me crazy to see the two of them together . erica : you loved him . kendall : yes , but greenlee loved him , too . do n't you get that ? she loved him . she loved him in a way that i never could . they were perfect for each other . ryan and i -- we were too much alike , we were too stubborn . but greenlee and ryan , it was different , mother . i wanted him to be happy . i wanted them both to be happy . i do n't understand . i do n't understand a world without ryan lavery , and i do n't want to . erica : no , no , neither do i . neither do i . [ scene_break ] ryan : this is your solution , a shack ? zach : yes . you do n't want to be heard or seen until you get out of here . this is a safe place . ryan : all right , i 'll hang here . so what are we talking about ? five minutes ? half - hour ? what ? zach : it may take a little longer than that . ryan : i do n't trust you . zach : if you do n't trust me , there 's the door . but i do know a few things about being dead . ryan : you rat me out , you 'll be dead again . [ zach leaves , placing a padlock on the shack door . ] ryan : you locking this ? slater , you locking this ? [ scene_break ] amanda : i knew you were n't aidan when i kissed you , but it was just a friendly peck . nice cologne , by the way . subtle . tad : it 's not cologne . it 's mousse . [ amanda laughs ] tad : i guess you 're not bad in that kind of , you know , `` air conditioner salesman in alaska `` way . amanda : that 's what i 'm saying . my credentials are just screaming `` double agent super - sleuth . `` tad : either that or they 're screaming `` will file your paperwork between classes at pine valley u. `` amanda : you train me , i will be the best . tad : sweetheart , i 've known you since you were a kid . i 'm not going to lie to you . the only perks we got around here are bad coffee , pinball , and pool . you 're so good - looking . go get a job at lacey 's . you get the employee discount . amanda : i have enough miniskirts . please . aidan said i was in if you gave the thumbs - up . no ? tad : do n't do that thing with your mouth . [ amanda giggles ] tad : ok , you 're hired . amanda : yes ! awesome ! thank you . aidan : and now you 're fired . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] sam : all right , you let me know if something does n't feel right . lily : i 'll tell you . [ lily screams as sam approaches her . ] [ scene_break ] ryan : slater , do you hear me ? agh ! find something , like a sledgehammer . first , for the door , and then for your head . [ scene_break ] kendall : i do n't understand how he can be gone . i do n't understand that . erica : i know . i know . come here , honey . come here . come here . greenlee : thank you , all of you , for being here . erica : whatever you need , greenlee . kendall : just give us something to do . we 'll do anything for you . greenlee : just go home . you do n't need to stay here . i mean , there 's no need . [ zach silently enters . ] kendall : something happened . greenlee : did they find ryan ? is he alive ? [ next_on ] lily ( to sam ) : i saw something move . someone else is in here . aidan ( to amanda ) : yeah , your brand of trouble can be lots of fun . amanda ( to aidan ) : you have no idea . danielle ( to reggie ) : i have to tell you why i slept with josh . [ ethan and simone hear something inside the locked beach shack where ryan is hiding . ] ethan ( to simone ) : i do n't know . i 'm calling security . | zach goes out and suddenly finds ryan , alive and well . but ryan demands that zach does not tell anybody he 's found him alive . he is adamant that he is as good as dead and having greenlee knowing he 's alive will not be beneficial . zach reminds ryan , however , that the rescue team , cops and reporters will find out , sooner or later that he is alive . so he tells ryan if he 's going to `` die `` , he needs to do it right . zach hides ryan in a warehouse room and locks him inside . back at the hotel , greenlee is devastated and angry at her father for his attitude about ryan . jack , erica , kendall , simone and ethan are all there for greenlee and assume ryan is dead . lily and sam sneak off to be together although sam is still grounded . |
josh : wow , looks like i 'm late for the party . joe : we 're just about to start . jeff : have a seat , josh . joe : all right . i was just telling julia and jamie the main reason for this meeting is to discuss the grave oversight in the er last night . we also have to address your sexual misconduct on the job . when i tell you i 'm disappointed , obviously , that 's a big understatement . i find it appalling and professionally irresponsible . josh : i think it 's completely heinous myself . and like i said last night when i gave you my version of what went down , nurse keefer 's reckless indifference nearly killed a patient . and bottom line is she deserves whatever she gets . [ scene_break ] annie : how can this be happening ? erin : annie , listen to me , ok ? you -- you 've got to get back to the hospital . you could 've died last night . you -- you need a thorough exam . annie : no , forget it . no way . if i go back to that hospital , terry is going to get me . [ scene_break ] terry : thanks for meeting me , aidan . aidan : is what i heard up front true , that you got that from a mugging in pine valley hospital of all places ? terry : i saw my wife . annie is in pine valley . i was walking nearby the park last night when i spotted her in a car . i followed her to this hospital . aidan : hang on -- terry , terry -- you live in new york . what the hell were you doing walking the streets of pine valley late at night ? [ scene_break ] jonathan : promise me , amanda , you will not take your eyes off of lily . amanda : ok . i promise . jonathan : and do n't let her know that anything 's going on . just keep her busy . amanda : what gives , jonathan ? what are you so afraid of ? lily : what 's going on ? why is your mouth down like that ? jonathan : it is ? well , then it 's because i 'm so sad , because i have to leave you for a little while . lily : well , where are you going ? jonathan : i have to go help erin with some things . lily : ok . well , will you be back soon ? jonathan : well , yeah . yeah -- as soon as i take care of things over there . [ scene_break ] ronnie : erica ? erica : ronnie . hi . ronnie : how are you ? erica : just wonderful , thank you . ronnie : it 's been a long time -- at least in person anyway . erica : well , you know what they say -- when the going gets tough , the tough take a meeting . ronnie : ai n't that the truth , huh ? [ scene_break ] [ watching kendall , babe remembers what her husband said . ] j.r. 's voice : zach slater could 've planted that disc , ryan lavery , or anyone else who was angry at me for what i did to kendall . ryan : hey . kendall : hey . ryan : i just got off the phone with the lab . kendall : oh , god . the test with you and spike . is he your son ? ryan : i asked the lab to put a rush on it . it cost me a lot of money -- kendall : no , i do n't want to hear this . i 'm not mentally prepared yet , ryan , please . ryan : well , hold on a second . you do n't know what i was going to tell you . kendall : oh , god . ok , you 're determined to do this , are n't you ? ok , but do n't you think maybe we should go somewhere a little more private , you know , like maybe home ? ryan : yeah , sure . absolutely . we can do it wherever and whenever you want . but first , the results have to come in . kendall : oh . oh , ok . the results are n't in yet ? ryan : no , they 're not in . that 's what i came to tell you , that they 're -- they could show up anytime . kendall : oh . ok . good . good . so `` anytime `` -- as in today ? ryan : that 's what i 'm hoping . kendall : god , i 'm shaking . do i look shaky to you ? ryan : wow , look at you . kendall : yeah . ryan : ok , there you go -- not anymore . breathe . kendall : i 'm breathing . ryan : ok . kendall : god , what happened to all the bravado i had last night with my mom ? `` it does n't matter whose dna was used to create spike , mother . ryan will always be my baby 's daddy . `` ryan : i still believe that . do n't you ? kendall : yeah , of course i do . i just kind of hope you are in on the dna part . ryan : look , do you want me to hang out here until we hear back from the lab ? kendall : what do you mean , and stay glued to my side ? ryan : if it 'll help . kendall : yeah , actually , that would probably really , really help , but no , it 's not necessary . i 've got -- we 're busy here , i got a lot going on , so i 'm sure i will find something that can take my mind off of things . ryan : yeah . kendall : yeah . ryan : i 'm sure -- not likely . kendall : do i reserve the right to change my mind ? ryan : hmm -- call me . kendall : ok . ryan : ok . babe : hey , kendall . how 's spike ? kendall : why the hell do you want to know ? what is it to you ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : i need this meeting , erica . erica : oh , i 'm just here for the watered - down coffee and the stale doughnuts myself . j.r. : i 'm trying to do one a day for 90 days . erica : and i should be impressed because ? j.r. : obviously , my being here makes you uncomfortable . i 'll come back for the afternoon meeting . erica : oh , no , no , no , no , no . you stay right here . j.r. : i do n't need this friction . i 'm sure you do n't , either . erica : i do n't need you ambushing another pregnant woman , or burying someone else alive -- which , in your case , is entirely possible . so thank you , but i would much prefer looking at your smarmy face than being responsible for your taking out your next victim . [ scene_break ] babe : you need to chill , kendall . it 's called a casual conversation ? we do have to work together , and i am a sucker for a cute baby story -- even yours . kendall : fine . spike 's great . end of cute story . good - bye . babe : do you have any new pictures of him ? i take loads of little a . it 's just -- its crazy how fast babies grow up . kendall : ok , you see , normally when someone says `` good - bye , `` that 's the end of the conversation . babe : come on . you know what i 'm talking about . you -- you put the by to bed at night , and you pull him out of the crib the next morning and he 's bigger and he 's making new faces . your son is going to grow up so fast . kendall : oh , my god , what is your point , babe ? babe : just that you should -- you should be documenting this time with spike . take it from experience , it 's over in the blink of an eye . kendall : we take plenty of pictures , thank you . babe : no , no , not just pictures . you have to -- you got to record things in baby books , and there 's video and audio . it 's great keepsakes , and i 'm not so good about doing it myself , but , you know , mama was telling me about this new high - tech device . it can record the baby even when you 're miles away . kendall : why would you need to ? babe : i -- i do n't know . i just -- i 'd never heard of anything like that and it kind of sounded cool . kendall : cool . great , go buy one . babe : you know what ? i might . i just might do that , but you should buy one , too . but then again , your plate is pretty full , as i can see . maybe you should put one of spike 's daddies on baby - documenting patrol . so , which one is more of the techie ? is it zach or ryan ? kendall : oh , seriously , babe , where are you going with this ? babe : just curious . [ scene_break ] lily : there . that 's 50 more gift bags ready for tonight . amanda : um -- where you going ? lily : um -- outside , to eat the chocolate chip cookie i packed in my lunch bag . it 's almost 11 : 14 , time for my mid - morning snack . amanda : oh -- uh -- do you think you could eat it later ? lily : change my schedule ? why ? amanda : because i could use your help with something in the office . lily : what ? amanda : oh , come with me . i 'll show you . i hope you do n't mind . you 're just so efficient . lily : ok . i guess i could change my schedule just this once . i 'm really efficient , after all . [ scene_break ] terry : you have no idea how much that sweet face haunts me . it 's the most beautiful face you 've ever seen . those eyes -- so innocent , so trusting . i had her , and then i lost her , that beautiful child . i 'll do anything , anything to get my little daughter back , aidan . aidan : really ? including walking the streets of a town that you 're unfamiliar with late at night ? terry : i have been staying in pine valley the past few nights , hoping against hope i 'd spot annie with my little girl . roaming the streets , my head turning at the sound of every child 's voice . scanning the faces of countless little girls , watching them run and play and laugh , praying one of them would be my emma . aidan : terry , why did n't you tell me that you 're in town ? when you first caught sight of your ex , why did n't you call me then ? you should 've got in touch with me way before you followed her to the hospital . terry : i 'm desperate , mr. devane . desperate people do n't think clearly . [ scene_break ] annie : he 's closing in on us . it wo n't be long before terry tracks emma down . erin : no , no . we will not let that happen . annie : no , as soon as emma wakes up from her nap , i am getting her as far away from this place as humanly possible . jamal : well , you ca n't just take off without a plan . annie : here 's my plan -- run , and do n't look back . erin : just when you got your best shot at winning this battle ? annie : what ? erin : here , in pine valley , for the first time , you have got real ammunition against your ex . annie : what ammunition ? jonathan : me . [ scene_break ] jamie : we admitted to what we did . do you hear us making any excuses ? josh : no , i also do n't hear nurse keefer admitting responsibility for what happened to my patient . julia : because i 'm not responsible . you administered the medication that sent that woman into cardiac arrest . josh : you left it off the chart . julia : i specified it on the chart . the patient had already self - administered an albuterol inhaler prior to her arriving in the er . i tried to tell dr. madden to his face , but he cut me off mid sentence and ordered me out . josh : my attention was 100 % on that patient . nurse keefer 's mind was obviously on her next go - around with her premed escort here . joe : all right , ok . we do n't want your speculation . jamie : i watched julia take down that patient 's history . i heard her read off the woman 's inhaler info , and i watched her write down the beta - agonist warning on the chart . josh : well , you 're not exactly the most trustworthy alibi . jeff : if jamie witnessed julia make a note in the chart -- josh : he witnessed it after she gave the chart to me , to cover her tracks . you 're not actually going to buy into their lies , dr. martin ? you 're seriously going to take the word of two sex - obsessed slackers over a responsible doctor ? joe : all right . easy , now . this is why we 're here , to investigate , to hear both sides . josh : well , when is this investigation going to begin ? i mean , with all due respect , could you please at least try to humor me ? jeff : neither my father nor i have made a decision . josh : oh , i see . ok , so this is just a formality ? ok , i see where your loyalties lie . martin vs. madden . it 's not bad enough that my father is dead . he took away your precious baby kate , so you want to blame someone . well , who better than his own flesh and blood ? jeff : you have no idea how far off base you are . joe : jeff ? i think it 's time we enlighten the young doctor . in fact , i think it 's way past time . josh : so is this the part where i learn the secret martin handshake ? you said you wanted to enlighten me . i 'm waiting . what do n't i know ? jeff : well , you obviously do n't know who you 're talking to . if there 's one person in this entire building who 's going to give a guy a fair shake , it 's the man sitting right here . there 's no conspiracy against you , josh . we just want to get to the bottom of this . josh : and you expect me to believe nepotism does n't play a role in your decision ? jeff : well , if you do n't think my father 's going to be impartial , we could always take this to the medical advisory board . jamie : if that 's what it has to take . josh : no , that wo n't be necessary . but i appreciate you offering . you want to be fair , and that shows something . joe : we do n't want anyone to think we 're playing favorites . josh : i 'm sorry , i -- i lost my temper earlier , and -- i just -- i just want to put this past me , so i can make a fresh start . jeff : you going somewhere ? josh : i was offered a position at the geneva institute for the study of infectious disease . with any luck , i 'll be leaving pine valley in a few weeks . joe : that is totally unacceptable . julia : so that 's it ? you just sided against me ? joe : i have n't reached any decision yet , julia . i 'm still trying to sort through everything i 've been hearing . jamie : i do n't mean to speak for julia here , but your reaction to the news that josh might be working somewhere else -- that 'd be easy to mistake for a decision made . josh : dr. martin , someone from the geneva institute will be contacting you for a reference . you would n't block my shot at this position , would you ? joe : of course , i would n't . but you 're missing the point . this is not about the job . josh : well , if it 's not about the job , what is this about ? aidan : oh . sorry , joe . i did n't realize that you were in a meeting . i 'll come back . joe : no , no , no . come in , come in , aidan . is something wrong ? aidan : yeah , you could say that . a fugitive was treated in your er last night . a young woman in her 20s . she signed in under a phony name , and then she disappeared with a man . [ scene_break ] annie : how many people have you told my story to , erin ? erin : oh , annie , please do n't misunderstand . annie : i do n't even know this man , and he knows everything about me . what 's to misunderstand ? erin : this is my brother . jonathan : i 'm -- i 'm jonathan . and you do n't have to worry , annie , because i 'm -- i 'm not going to tell anybody . annie : i thought i could trust you . jamal : you can trust her . erin : if you would just listen to what my brother has got to say . jonathan : hmm -- because i -- i really can help you . annie : you know what ? nobody can help us now . jonathan : yeah , if you listen to what i have on your husband , then you 'll -- ryan : someone want to tell me what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] erica : i hate to miss the point of aa , but can a person really change if he only makes amends in order to dodge punishment ? going through the motions is not only an insult to everyone who 's done it the right way , but it 's just a -- a relapse waiting to happen . how many more innocent people are going to be hurt , until he wakes up and realizes who he really is and takes the consequences for it ? [ scene_break ] babe : why does it always have to be like this ? kendall : you annoying the hell out of me ? good question . babe : you convincing yourself that you hate me so much , you forget how much that we have in common . kendall : actually , we do have one huge thing in common -- your husband tried to kill us both . babe : i was talking about our sons . kendall : no , actually , i want to talk more about j.r. you want to be my buddy , right , babe ? you want to bond over lattes ? then please , answer this question for me -- how do you go to sleep at night knowing you 're lying in the arms of a cold - blooded killer ? babe : i do n't know . you tell me . how do you do it ? kendall : what did you just say to me ? babe : how does it feel going to bed with a murderer ? kendall : zach has never killed anyone . babe : you sure about that ? zach had plenty of motive to get rid of greg madden . and so did the father of your child . [ scene_break ] ryan : so this terry that went after lily in new york is the same -- the same t that you 're running from ? jonathan : he 's an evil man , ryan . we -- we have to stop him . annie : this is too much . erin : hey . sit down . ryan : jonathan , tell me that he did n't get to lily to -- jonathan : no . no , no , thank god . but -- he got her drunk . and he got half of her clothes off and told her that it was -- it was practice for when she was ready to go all the way . ryan , if i had n't gotten there when i did , i do n't know -- annie : i -- i ca n't listen to any more of this . erin : no , hey . jamal : it 's ok , i 'll go . erin : thank you . ryan : so what are we going to do to stop him ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : some pretty intense sharing . is it directed at anyone in particular ? erica : oh -- is there anyone else in here who got away with attempted murder ? j.r. : you tell me . erica : oh , do n't you dare try to turn this back on me . j.r. : we all have skeletons in our closets , do n't we ? you never know what kind of landmine secrets people can be sitting on . erica : well , it 's no secret that you almost killed my daughter and her baby . and it 's no secret that you got your poor , stupid wife to lie your way out of a just punishment . j.r. : that 's right . my life is an open book . can you say the same about yours ? are all your secrets laid out for the world to see ? or do you have some ugly truths that you like to keep hidden ? and who are you to cast judgment on me ? have you made all of your amends , erica ? [ scene_break ] joe : ok , i 've made my decision . now , before i tell you -- i mean , i want you to know if anyone still has concerns about my impartiality , we 'd best do as jeff suggested , and vote it up to the review board . josh : well , i 'd like a fast resolution so i can move on . joe : julia , jamie ? jamie : go for it . joe : ok . julia , you 've always known that i 've held you in the highest esteem . i think you 're one of the finest , most dedicated nurses on the staff . but even the hardest worker can make mistakes . i know i 've made my own share . jamie : you ca n't be -- joe : i know you could never deliberately lie about anything , but i think it 's possible you are confused about the order in which things took place . and this inappropriate sexual alliance with jamie was likely a significant contributing factor . julia : no , i -- i clearly remember exactly -- jamie : i was there . i -- jeff : let 's just -- please , let him finish . joe : i think it 's quite possible that when you made that notation in the patient 's chart , you did it after the initial handing off to dr. madden . julia : i would never do that . joe : julia , i 'm not firing you . i 'm not even suspending you . i 'm letting you off with a reprimand . but i want you to know that in the future , your focus here at the hospital must be on the patient and completely on the patient . that goes for you , too , jamie . i do n't want ever to come up on a scene such as we witnessed last night . julia : well , is that it , then ? may i be excused ? joe : yes . joe : and , josh , if i do hear from geneva , i 'll give you a strong recommendation . but i urge you to give it more consideration before you leave us . josh : thank you , dr. martin . jamie : that was complete crap , and you know it . [ scene_break ] kendall : you do n't know a damn thing about my husband or the father of my child , so do n't even think about lumping them in with a sick little freak like j.r . babe : ok , fine . so how about we look at what i do know ? kendall : no , you know what ? let 's not . let 's just stop talking and get back to work . babe : ryan and zach wish all kinds of evil on j.r. , not only for what he did to you and spike , but for getting away with it . they would go to all kinds of lengths to make sure he pays for what he did . kendall : well , someone 's got to . babe : i know that zach is good friends with dixie , and greg madden stole dixie 's baby . and he was buried most likely to try to reveal where kate is . kendall : ok , you know what ? i do n't have time for this , please ? babe : i also know ryan hates greg madden for what he did to greenlee , and also for almost convincing you to give up your son . kendall : get out of my way . babe : oh , and lastly , kendall , i know that zach and ryan would love to frame my husband for greg madden 's murder . ask me , kendall . i know a heck of a lot more than you do . kendall : go to hell . [ scene_break ] julia : you 're dangerous . you 're destructive . josh : you messed up , you got caught . deal with it . julia : you know damn good and well that note was on the chart when i handed it to you . now , your lies have destroyed my credibility around here . josh : no , i think you and jamie martin took care of that all on your own . j.r. : what did you do to my brother now , madden ? josh : oh , great , just what i need . the serial killer piles on . you know what ? you keep your pants on , and both of you -- stay the hell away from me . [ scene_break ] ryan : we have to make sure this terry guy gets nowhere near lily , and annie , obviously -- erin : yeah . what can we do ? jonathan : whatever it takes . ryan , no , lily 's my wife . and i 'm going to protect her , no matter what . erin : hey , you believe annie 's story now , right ? ryan : i should never have doubted it . erin : but , ryan , how can i possibly keep her safe , now that we know that he 's seen her ? ryan : there 's only one thing we can do . ryan : wow , she 's fast . annie : yeah . ryan : emma , you do n't even want to try one of these cookies ? they 're good . annie : oh , she 's not hungry . your sister made her a plate of marshmallow treats . ryan : oh . annie : listen , ryan , i -- i really appreciate you offering your home and your security protection , but i really ca n't accept it . ryan : oh , you do n't like chocolate chip cookies ? annie : no , the -- the cookies look great , but my daughter and i ca n't just move in with you . ryan : i understand . i did n't make marshmallow treats . but i can learn . i can learn . i can call erin right now on the phone and get the recipe . in fact , you know what ? it 's kind of funny . the -- we have a -- a marshmallow bush growing right out front -- annie : yeah , yeah -- ryan : which is -- annie : and you 're doing a -- a great job of distracting me and all , but we 're in your home , and somewhere out there is my ex - husband stalking me and my little girl . i ca n't put that on you . ryan : you 're not putting anything on me . annie : it 's not your problem , and it would n't be right for us to invade your life , so -- ryan : i do n't know how much erin has told you about our life -- our family life , you know , growing up . but yours and emma 's problem used to be my problem . i mean , not exactly the same situation , but let 's just say that my dad was n't exactly a prince . and my mother ignored it , so i happen to get why erin would break the law to help you . annie : i 'm sorry . ryan : no , it 's in the past , it 's done . but -- but what 's important now is that we do everything we possibly can do just to make sure that another , like , sick parent does n't hurt a young child . annie : yeah , but it 's my fault . i mean , i 'm the same as your mother . i ignored what terry was doing for way too long . ryan : no , no , no , no , no -- you did n't ignore anything . he hid it from you . you could n't -- you could n't see it . there 's a very big difference there . all right ? look , nobody wants to -- nobody wants to think that daddy -- that sickness even exists , never mind so close to you . i mean , that 's -- that 's completely natural . when you found out what your husband was capable of , you took action . divorce , custody fight , and you ran . when my mom found out what my dad was capable of , she ran -- to the liquor store . so it 's not the same thing , ok ? there was nobody there to help us . nobody -- not a neighbor , not a teacher -- no one . so you have to understand why we have to do this , ok ? so , stop fighting . annie : where do i unpack ? [ scene_break ] jamie : maybe you 're forgetting who josh is . joe : just because greg madden raised josh -- jamie : no , forget about greg madden . josh screwed up enough on his own . this is the guy who drugged erica , who sabotaged amanda , and then he lied to all our faces about it . so do you think it 's really that big of a stretch that he 'd set up julia to take the fall for his mistakes ? joe : josh is a responsible physician . jamie : yeah , and julia is one hell of a nurse . her job is her life . do you remember how hard she worked on that infant leukemia case ? the family credited julia for pulling their baby through . and , hell , she practically set up tent in the on - call room when kendall was in her coma . they do n't come more dedicated than julia . so how can you buy josh 's version of the truth over hers ? joe : a lifetime of practicing medicine . [ joe picks up his jacket and leaves . ] j.r. : do you want to pound josh as badly as i do ? [ scene_break ] babe : you can shake your head and scoff and tell me to drop dead all that you want . but deep down , you know that i 'm right . ryan or zach could have easily dug that grave for greg . kendall : yeah , if they were homicidal maniacs like your husband , which they 're not . do you mind ? babe : please . lily : are you going somewhere , kendall ? kendall : yes , i am going home to see my son . lily : well , is n't that a good thing ? why is your mouth turned down ? everyone 's mouth is turned down today . kendall : going home to see my son is a wonderful thing , but that thing over there -- that 's what sucks . so , have a good day , and forward any calls to my home , please . thank you . [ scene_break ] josh : babe , pack up little adam . let 's get the hell out of pine valley and never look back . j.r. : just be glad josh wants out of town . jamie : oh , i am . i 'm just hoping he sticks around long enough so i can wipe the floor with him . j.r. : what if i told you i could start that floor wiping right now ? i got the power to fry josh . snap of the fingers , he 's toast . jamie : well , then i say start snapping . i 'm surprised you have n't done it already . j.r. : well , a few people would argue that he 's suffered enough . jamie : a few people ? try one people -- babe . name one other person who gives a rat 's tail if josh gets hurt . [ scene_break ] erica : jeff , this is just not a good time . jeff : i owe you an apology , erica . erica : well , i would pinch myself or laugh , but you seem to be very sincere . jeff : i 've -- i 've had a chance to think about this , to look at it from your point of view . i think i get it . what greg madden did to you was an unimaginable violation . erica : thank you very much for your compassion . i really appreciate it . jeff , i just ca n't do this right now . jeff : no , please , you -- you do n't have to do anything . just -- just let me get this off my chest , please . erica : ok . jeff : when i lost mary , she was pregnant with our child . erica : i remember . jeff : i always thought that she was going to have a boy . losing them -- i -- i needed something to help me carry on . my whole life became about healing others . it was -- it was amazing , wonderful . and then i get this call from my father telling me that i had a son . and at that very moment , after all these years , i felt it again . that hole in my heart had never gone away . [ scene_break ] josh : you 're looking at me like i 'm insane . maybe i am , but i 've never been more serious about anything , babe . just say you 'll come with me . babe : just what ? pick up my son and run off with you ? just leave pine valley ? where is this coming from ? josh : all right , look , i just -- i finally had to face facts . all right ? the dream life that i saw for myself here -- it 's gone . the people i trusted , the -- the things that i thought i could control -- they all blew to pieces . all right ? that life is over . i can stay here and hope for a miracle that 's never going to happen , or i can face reality and kiss those dreams good - bye . start over . and i 'm pretty sure your dream life went up in smoke , as well . you 're hanging on to a fantasy , babe . let it go . it 's over . start fresh with me . let 's run while we can . [ scene_break ] lily : oh , amanda , if you 'll excuse me , i 'm going to go eat that cookie now . i figured out a way in my schedule where i can revise it without changing too much . amanda : wait , i 'll come with you . lily : why ? amanda : uh -- why not ? lily : are you afraid to leave me alone ? amanda : jonathan asked me to play it cool , but clearly my poker face sucks . lily : who 's playing poker ? amanda : the truth is your husband thought you 'd be stressed out about confusion opening , and he asked me to stick by your side and keep you calm . looks like i blew it . lily : if by `` blew it `` you mean failed your task , you did n't . i 'll stay with you . for jonathan . he 's the best husband ever . amanda : you can say that again . lily : he 's the best -- amanda : but you do n't have to . [ scene_break ] [ keys jingle ] jonathan : aidan -- oh . hello , t . aidan : i did n't know you two had met . jonathan : yeah . we met . this is the sicko that tried to molest lily in new york . [ scene_break ] ryan : how 's the bedroom ? annie : oh , it 's perfect . did i say thank you ? ryan : yeah , you did , actually , 16 times . annie : oh . ryan : which is the limit , by the way . so you 're done with the thank - yous . annie : hmm . ryan : you 're good . you 're going to be safe here , ok ? you and emma . you will . i promise . i got security guys out there . they 're making sure that everybody that lives in this courtyard -- they 're the only people that are allowed in the courtyard . you ca n't see them , but -- annie : well -- ryan : they 're there . annie : they ca n't be that good . where are they ? all i see are -- are trees and garbage pails . ryan : actually , that -- that tree right there -- that 's -- that 's not a tree , that 's andy . no , it 's true . he 's good . he 's -- he 's one of the best . he 's -- annie : oh . ryan : well , the only time i ever saw him break cover is when this guy was walking his dog , and the dog came up -- annie : yeah , yeah . and i guess next , you 're going to tell me that 's not really a garbage pail ? ryan : no , of course , that 's a garbage pail . but the birdhouse -- honestly , if you want to know -- the car that we parked next to was n't empty . ok ? just know that you and emma are safe . it 's all taken care of . annie : you are incredible , you know that ? annie : i 've never met a guy like you before . ryan : just do me one -- one little favor , you know , in return . just try to relax a little bit . annie : oh , wait , slow down . one miracle at a time . [ kendall is surprised to see ryan with another woman . ] [ scene_break ] intern : hey , keefer , you getting off ? second intern : from what i hear , she does that a lot . first intern : i know a closet with our names on it . [ intern laughs as jamie comforts julia . ] [ scene_break ] jeff : after finding out about josh , i realized how desperately i want to have a family of my own , someone i could -- i could share my life with -- a son . erica : and i 'm keeping you from that relationship , because i insist on keeping this secret . jeff : i thought that way at first . now i see the big picture . it 's not all about me . i 'm not going to fill my needs at your expense . or josh 's . [ scene_break ] josh : what do we have to lose , babe ? i mean , what 's left here for us ? every last damn thing we counted on is gone . babe : you do n't even want to stay in town long enough to find out who killed your father ? josh : i know who killed my father -- and so do you . the difference is part of it makes sense to me now . and the damn pedestal i hated putting my father on -- it 's dust now , just like my father . god , the things he did were so demented , and so unimaginable , so sick . babe : i did n't think that you knew . josh : well , i wish i did n't . i tried to deny it , but how long can you go on living a lie ? [ j.r. watches his wife and josh hugging from the sidelines . ] [ next_on ] terry ( to aidan & jonathan ) : annie put you up to this , did n't she ? julia : jamie , no more dates . we 're over . j.r. ( to josh ) : well , you never really knew who your father was . josh ( to babe ) : this guy is a murderer . do n't stay with him , come with me . kendall ( to ryan ) : do n't pretend that the test results do n't matter to you -- we could lose everything . | babe does not tell kendall taht she knows that josh is erica 's son . but she appears very confident in telling kendall that she must realize taht zach and ryan are just as capable of murdering greg madden as jr is . jr runs into erica at an aa meeting . he does not reveal to her that he knows her secret but asks why she is there and if she has any business judging him . jamie is very angry at josh after josh has convinced joe that julia was negligent in treating annie with the prescription . he tells jr he wants to go after josh . jr does not reveal to jamie that , unknown to him , josh is his ( jamie 's ) cousin . jonathan finds out that annie 's predator ex husband is the same guy who almost raped lily in new york . he informs erin and ryan . ryan lets annie stay at zach 's vacated condo . they all msut keep the secret for annie . jonathan goes and informs aidan that this terry guy whom has asked aidan to help him find his daughter is the same perv who lily met in new york . |
ryan : we can adjust the tax structure to catch a break in fiscal year two . zach : what the hell is taking so long ? ryan : it 's called traffic . manhattan traffic . grab a shot . take the edge off . we 'll be moving in a minute . zach : what if a minute 's too late ? ryan : too late for what ? [ scene_break ] babe : kendall , what is it ? kendall : um -- nothing , nothing , i 'm fine . babe : you 're not fine . [ phone rings ] kendall : hello ? greenlee : what , are you celebrating the launch early ? you 're all over the road . kendall : i -- it was a possum . did n't you see ? i mean , there 's no way i 'm going to hit that fuzzy little thing . greenlee : keep both hands on the wheel , ok ? kendall : would you quit ragging on me ? you would have nailed that poor critter . babe : kendall , that was n't wildlife , that was pain . you were white - knuckling the steering wheel . greenlee : what , what ? what do you mean , pain ? what kind of pain ? kendall : it 's your fault . babe : mine ? kendall : yeah , you ordered that jalapeno pizza last night . greenlee : is that all it is ? babe : if there 's a problem , kendall , you have to tell us . kendall : the only problem is that we may not make it to new york in time for our concept launch . babe : if you 're in trouble , we need to -- greenlee : babe , listen to kendall -- indigestion is not going to stop this parade . we hit fusion out of the ballpark , i will buy her a case of antacid . kendall : i will hold you to that . whew . i 'm fine , i promise . can you see if spike wants some more cereal ? oh -- please be ok . [ scene_break ] amanda : oh -- it 's about time . i was already here with jonathan . i had to come back -- [ j.r. puts his arms around amanda and kisses her ] amanda : you summoned me here to talk . so talk . or just give me the check and we 're done . [ j.r. chuckles ] j.r. : you see , that 's what i love about you , dillon . always eye on the prize . amanda : money in the bank -- i still have n't seen a dime . j.r. : you are so beautiful . you know that ? amanda : you said it was important . j.r. : oh , it 's definitely important . i definitely want to talk . but your neck is just -- [ j.r. growls ] amanda : are you playing me ? because i have places to be . j.r. : all right . i 'm sorry , my bad . let 's talk . [ amanda kisses j.r . ] [ scene_break ] { alone on his patio , adam begins to eat his dinner and remembers ] colby 's voice : daddy , daddy , daddy ! oh , i love you so much ! j.r. 's voice : what 'd your grandpa get for you ? krystal 's voice : i ca n't fight it anymore . i ca n't deny it . i ca n't ignore it . i love you , adam . j.r. 's voice : i 'm going to do it , just like you did , on my own . that 's why i 'm moving out . colby 's voice : dad , unless you 're going to toss back some shots with your underage daughter , do n't you dare . [ scene_break ] tad : [ british accent ] `` out , out damned spot . `` colby : i mean , i ca n't scrub life away . tad : [ normal voice ] huh . come on . you 're too young to want to . colby : i bailed on my dad again . tad : yeah , i know . i heard about that . you know , there are certain people in this town that would call that self - preservation . colby : my father hurt someone he knew i cared about very much . why ? no , do n't , i know . i have seen my dad deceive so many people , but i never thought he 'd do it to me . the whole time , he was telling me how much he loved me . tad : he does love you . colby : well , he got sean in a lot of trouble for no reason . and now , he 's stuck with this big drug rap . that 's how you show me you love me ? no , it 's sick . now i do n't even know what comes next . is this it ? my dad and me -- are we over ? tad : well , take it from me , it 's never quite that easy . [ scene_break ] [ horns beep in the streets of new york city as zach and ryan sit in a cab ] zach : move ! ryan : wow . where 's that zen thing that you do ? i mean , just -- just relax . we 'll get there when we get there , you know what i mean ? here . maybe this 'll make you feel better . [ ryan hands zach a teddy bear ] zach : you think baby slater will like it ? ryan : i guarantee he 'll like it . it 's a good thing they did n't delay the meeting any more . otherwise , we 'd need a truck to get back instead of this limo . zach : yeah , i went a little overboard . there 's a lot of pressure on that kid , you know ? he 's not even born yet . a lot of ideas for him , a lot of dreams , you know ? ryan : like playing in the western conference ? zach : yeah . ryan : i remember the first time that i -- i -- i saw spike . it 's amazing , because you think that you 're ready . you think , you know , you got it all figured out , and then , you see him and you hold him , and -- i do n't know -- everything just turns upside down . i mean , you know , in the best possible way . i mean , to find out that i had a little girl -- i mean , wow . i better get my act together , right ? because i got a little girl watching every move i make , and she thinks i 'm a hero . kids change everything . priorities , choices . zach : my priorities are to keep my family safe and happy . [ scene_break ] kendall : what are our target numbers for the first phase of our rollout ? babe : um -- about 500,000 units . kendall : `` about `` ? spike is probably more on top of this than you are . babe : it 's kind of hard to concentrate when you just had a contraction . kendall : i did n't have a contraction . babe : denial -- that 'll work . what if you have another one ? kendall : i 'm calling greenlee . hello ? greenlee : props for staying on your side of the road the past five minutes . kendall : tell babe i have indigestion . greenlee : she has indigestion . babe : you were n't here . greenlee : babe , she knows her body . just focus on the launch . kendall : thank you . babe : she was n't here , and she did n't see you . she also does n't know what a contraction feels like . greenlee : oh , i love this song . i have to go . kendall : fusion 's entire future is riding on this . agh , agh . [ tires screech ] babe : ok , that is it . pull over now . kendall : ok , ok . ok , you 're probably right . babe : ok , ok . there 's a spot right up here . just breathe it through . you got this . kendall : i am not -- i 'm not having a contraction . babe : ok , well , we 'll find that out when we get to the hospital . kendall : no -- no , no , no . i 'm not going to the hospital , ok ? we 're -- we 're going to new york , that 's it . babe : kendall , you ca n't ! kendall : i ca n't drive , but i can sell . you just get us there . kendall : ok , you drive , all right ? but do n't tell her about my indigestion , please . what you doing over there , huh ? you all right , monkey ? you ok ? babe : it 's probably just braxton - hicks , but we still need to go to the hospital to check it out . kendall : ok , if it were braxton - hicks , i 'd be having contractions , and i 'm not , all right ? you want some juice ? babe : kendall , i do n't think -- ok , look , my mama had them with me , she had them with jenny . it 's -- it 's something that we do need -- kendall : if it 's braxton - hicks , it 'll go away , all right ? right now , the only place we need to be going is new york , ok ? greenlee : why did we stop ? what 's going on ? you ca n't make it to the next rest stop ? babe : kendall ca n't drive . greenlee : ok . ava already put us behind schedule . smell the roses later , or whatever the hell you 're doing -- heck , baby , sorry . babe : i do n't think you 're understanding this right now . kendall had another pain , and she definitely needs to go to the hospital . kendall : no , no , we do n't . babe : kendall , di and annie -- they 're already in new york . they can handle the launch . please , this is -- kendall : you know what ? i need to come and play with you . i think i have to change your diaper , do n't i ? babe : talk to her . kendall : i think i do . you know , you 're going to love new york one day . greenlee : kendall -- kendall : you 're going to love it . what ? greenlee : can you do this ? kendall : i am going to new york with or without you . greenlee : well , there you go . let 's go . [ scene_break ] ryan : what 's the rush ? is it spike ? do n't worry about spike . rachael 's got him . is it kendall ? i mean , are you worried ? what do you want to do ? zach : i want to go back to pine valley . [ scene_break ] babe : well , i think all your fusion fusing , or whatever that was -- it -- it worked , because we can trust each other , and we can count on each other , and if one of us ca n't be there , the others will . kendall : ok , i am going , all right ? that 's it . babe : kendall , you are strong . you 're like a rock , but there 's no need to try to take on the world . kendall : no , just the launch . babe : there 's no need to push past the limits to prove something . kendall : i am trying to save our company , babe , ok ? now , if -- if this does n't work for us , then fusion could be history , and i 'm not going to let that happen . babe : we wo n't let that happen . kendall : all right , where 's your mp3 player ? please , i 'm so sick of this song . babe : ok , ok , i 'll stop , i promise . but when we get to new york , you 'd better promise me that we 're going to call a doctor to get you checked out . i 'm sure zach or your mom -- somebody has got to know someone there . it 's going to really make me feel a lot better . what ? what is -- was it another contraction ? kendall : oh , god . new york may be too late . you have to take me to a hospital . something 's not right . [ scene_break ] tad : talk . colby : oh ! my dad stole krystal 's baby , your baby . i was all about the big reunion . what was i thinking ? how bad does my judgment suck ? tad : well , you 're still figuring that out . i mean , you 're growing up . that 's part of your job . colby : well , i totally flunk . i trusted sean when he was having sex with ava , and i did n't trust him when he was n't . tad : ooh . colby : i thought my dad and krystal were really in love , and she slept with you . sorry . tad : no , she did , she did . colby : krystal 's awesome , but i miss my mom so much , and i never thought that by running away meant that i 'd lose her . and now , i 'm about to lose my dad . tad : whoa , whoa , whoa . go back , go back . what makes you think you lost your mother ? colby : wait , you 're on her side ? tad : kind of , sort of , maybe , but i 'm also on your side . listen here , i 've known your mom since i was younger than you are right now . i mean , if there 's one thing about her life that 's set in stone , absolutely , is that she has one love and one love only , and that 's you . beginning , middle , and end -- all of it , you . colby : well , then how come she 'd rather leave a message with you or my grandma than talk to me ? tad : you sure you want to run through this one ? colby : ok . my mom calls , and i really do n't want to get into things with her , and neither does she , so it 's surface stuff . `` how was your day , how 's school ? `` you can tell , because she really does n't want to know what 's going on . or , you know , she 's just mad at me for choosing to live with my dad . tad : or she knows that you 're trying to figure it out . she knows you 're trying to grow up , and she wants to let you . on top of that , she knows what it 's like to love adam and have him let her down , and still love him anyway . either way , your mother wants what 's best for you , more than anything . colby : is this where you make me call her ? tad : i 'm not going to make you do anything . but it is something to think about . your mother loves you . do n't you ever doubt it . by the by , i think you 're all right , too . colby : hmm . [ scene_break ] j.r. : would n't want you to catch a chill . amanda : oh -- forget the cuddle time . i want my clothes . j.r. : are you sure ? amanda : no -- see ? no , do n't do that . i ca n't concentrate . j.r. : and neither can i . you 're so sexy . amanda : and so in need of a cash infusion . so , let 's get to it . the talk , the reason we 're here . j.r. : do we need a reason ? amanda : what is up with you ? is it the 100 mil ? you tracked it down ? we have a lead ? we 're rich ? i 'm rich ? j.r. : no . no new leads , no $ 100 million . amanda : then what are you so damn happy about ? j.r. : oh . amanda : oh . [ j.r. laughs ] amanda : you found a way to bust zach slater . is that it ? j.r. : no , not yet . that 's not going to be some sort of sneak ambush . when zach falls , he 's going to be face - to - face , eye - to - eye with me . he 's going to know exactly who buried him . amanda : ok , it 's going to be kind of hard to take the company when the guy 's your boss . well , are you going to be able to lie to him at the office every day ? what ? what are n't you telling me ? j.r. : i 'm tired of lying . i 'm not going to live my life the way somebody else wants me to live it . amanda : oh , god . you want to talk , and then all you do is talk in circles . what 's going on ? j.r. : i quit chandler enterprises . amanda : you ca n't do that . j.r. : yeah . yeah , and it was amazing how easy it was . amanda : no , but what about all your shares ? you have to be there to be on top of it . all your money is tied up in chandler . j.r. : and you are so sexy when you 're talking about money . amanda : no , ok ? that 's my money , ok ? the money that you owe me . j.r. : i do n't have to worry about my shares anymore because i gave them to my dad . amanda : you what ? j.r. : yeah . i got no job , no shares , no money . amanda : the -- but the 500,000 that you owe me -- j.r. : yeah . yeah , i 'm -- i 'm pretty much broke . oh ! amanda : ugh ! [ j.r. makes a big splash when amanda pushes him into the water ] [ scene_break ] babe : it 's going to be ok . greenlee : what 's going on ? babe : it 's not good . greenlee : what ? more pain ? babe : we got to go to the hospital . it 's going to be fine . we 're both right here with you . kendall : ok , no , you know what ? the pain 's not that bad . the pain 's really not that bad . you guys , something is wrong . you guys , something is wrong . i do n't know what 's going on . i do n't know what 's happening , but i think something may have happened to this baby . something 's wrong with this baby . babe : no , no , no , nothing -- no , no , look at me , look at me . nothing is wrong with the baby . we are going just to double - check , right ? greenlee : yes . kendall : ok . right , right . babe : it 's fine . kendall : spike -- spike , baby , it 's ok . it 's ok , baby . babe : i 've got him . kendall : you guys , listen -- listen , i ca n't -- i ca n't be near spike right now , ok ? we have to get away from spike . we have to drive separately , ok ? i do n't want him to see me like this , ok ? greenlee : ok , ok . i 'll take you in my car , and babe will follow with spike . babe : ok , good . kendall : no -- no , no , no . i need babe . i need babe . she knows . she 's been there , she knows . greenlee : yeah , of course . babe : ok . greenlee : wait , i -- i 'm driving spike ? kendall : yes . yes , yes , yes . you said you wanted to be a part of this family ? well , then do it . it 's time to step up now . greenlee : i do n't know the tickling game , or that crackers versus apple thing , or -- or -- what if he does n't stop crying ? babe : no , greenlee , please , she needs you to do this . do it . greenlee : yes , of course , of course , of course , of course . kendall : listen , we 're going to drive in your car , ok ? because you do n't have room for spike in the backseat . you take ours , ok ? babe : yes . ok , ok . let 's go , let 's go , let 's do it . greenlee : ok , here , here , here . kendall , we need to call annie and di and tell them -- babe : do n't worry , we 're going to take care of it , sweetie . come on . come on , you 've got it . kendall : i have to call zach . greenlee : ok . kendall : i 'm going to call zach . babe : ok . [ kendall pants ] babe : we 're right here . kendall : zach ? zach : kendall ? where are you ? you all right ? kendall : i ca n't -- i ca n't -- babe : it 's babe . um -- we 're taking kendall to the pine valley hospital . zach : what -- what 's wrong ? is it -- is it the baby ? is it -- babe ? babe -- hmm . kendall : this has got to be braxton - hicks . i mean , it -- what else could it be , right ? it could n't be anything else . what if it is ? what if it 's -- what if it 's -- what if it 's something worse ? babe : no -- no . kendall : what if i did something ? babe : kendall , do n't say that . you did n't do anything , ok ? listen , braxton- hicks , it 's just -- it 's a part of pregnancy sometimes . i remember when we had our scare with mama -- you want to know what it turned out to be ? you 're going to laugh at this it was a junk food attack and that 's it . we , we -- it turned out we had to lock up the pork rinds and the cheese poppers , so no more jalapeno pizza for you . kendall : how did this happen ? you 're holding my hand -- i mean , you , of all people . babe : it 's weird , definitely . kendall : bianca would be smiling . babe : she loves you so much , but she hates it when you 're scared . kendall : i wish zach were here . he could look into my eye and tell me that everything would be all right . babe : you know zach is going to be at the hospital as soon as he can . kendall : this baby is -- it 's my promise to zach . it 's proof that his father could n't hurt us , his father could n't touch us . this baby is our hope , babe -- he 's our hope . what if i lose the hope ? what if we lose our hope ? babe : shh , shh , shh . kendall : i ca n't let that happen . it would kill zach . [ scene_break ] zach : kendall 's on her way to the hospital . ryan : what ? are -- the baby ? zach : i do n't know ! this phone , i -- god . i got to get out of here . driver : hey ! you ca n't get -- [ as horns honk around them , zach and ryan take off running through the crowded streets of new york city ] [ scene_break ] tad : excuse me . i hope i 'm not interrupting some , you know , chandler family reunion . oh , i 'm sorry . no , i 'm sorry -- i guess the answer to that 's got to be a big , fat no , huh ? whew -- look at that . yep -- that 's revolting . you got anything with salt or butter in it ? ah , oh -- [ tap claps hands ] tad : my bad , yeah -- forgot . i guess that 's a big , fat no , too . adam : are you here to gloat just because j.r. walked out on me ? tad : he did ? adam : oh -- look , the surprise , right on cue . no , i -- i knew you knew because he said that you had a hand in it . j.r. is so easily manipulated . tad : well , apparently not anymore . actually , i 'm surprised you 're -- you 're not drinking any champagne . i 'd think you 'd be just overjoyed to get rid of him . i mean , you 've been so mad at him lately , enraged , appalled even . adam : come on , shut . shut up ! tad : no , no , no , if memory serves , you 've disowned your son so many times in recent history , i 'm sort of surprised the man still exists . well , congratulations -- you wanted him gone , he 's gone . adam : yeah , well , fortunately , he was smart enough to sign all of his shares of chandler stock to me . tad : huh . well , i guess that 's another gold star for our son . adam : yeah , you would think that that was a really smart business gesture . no sane man would ever give up that kind of interest in a chandler company . tad : well , actually , i think the jury 's still out on that one . but one thing is for sure -- you would never do it , but it seems to me that j.r. is finished playing your kind of game . adam : oh , is this -- this where the jackass brays that he 's winning ? tad : no . no , actually , i think you 've won . you got everything just the way you wanted , have n't you ? you got j.r. 's shares , he 's gone , he 's out of the house . why do n't you celebrate ? why do n't you stick a candle in your spinach ? right now , i should think you 'd be thrilled . [ scene_break ] j.r. : oh - oh , this is the best day of my life ! `` oh `` ! i feel like a brand - new man . amanda : i barely liked the old one , and he was rich . j.r. : then get to know this one . might change your mind about a lot of things . amanda : you know , you -- you 're an idiot . i thought you were smart -- you 're an idiot ! [ j.r. chuckles ] amanda : no job , no company , no shares ? no money . what the hell is wrong with you ? j.r. : it 's called freedom . amanda : snap out of it ! you are j.r. chandler . you do n't walk away from money or mansions or power . what is wrong with you ? j.r. : not a damn thing . i feel pretty good , actually . i 'll see you later . amanda : no , wait . you ca n't -- you ca n't just leave . j.r. : yeah , actually , it 's been a long day . i feel like draining some of my savings account on the finest motel room at the pine cone . amanda : huh . you , at the pine cone motel ? j.r. : yeah . amanda : stained carpets and a busted ice machine ? j.r. : yeah , i 'm kind of into this whole budgeting thing , you know ? amanda : oh . i have to sit down . j.r. : it 's a real trip , you know , trying to save money , not spend it . but i 'm going to make it work , even if it does mean i have to stay at a roach motel . amanda : i will stomp you like a roach first . [ scene_break ] colby : you 're hiring ? krystal : yeah , well , ava left us short . i 'm just so sorry that i ever hired that girl . i mean , the nerve of her to come back here asking for her job back . i mean , she blows her chance at fusion , and she comes crawling back here as `` if `` she did n't hang drug charges on sean 's head , as if she did n't conspire with that devil adam , and as if i 've got short - term memory loss . colby : ava 's gone -- let 's just forget about it . krystal : i thought you 'd be dancing on the bar with her out of your face . colby : ava 's bad news , but what do you expect when your own mom wants you gone ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : you and me alone -- a first . you must be so excited -- a little brother or sister , half brother or sister . [ spike babbles ] greenlee : yeah , you are excited ? oh , i used to dream about this , spike -- talking to you and telling you about your daddy . telling you how loved you were and how much you were wanted . there were so many things i wanted to say but i could n't because of all these people watching , with their eyes . now , it 's just you and me , and i do n't even know where to begin . yeah , i 'm tired , too . spike , did you know that i was supposed to be your mommy ? yeah . it was going to be me , you and me , forever and ever . [ scene_break ] babe : nothing is going to happen to you or your baby or zach 's hope , ok ? kendall : oh , i am so stupid , i 'm so dumb . i should 've just listened to zach , and i should 've just stayed at home and just let you guys do the whole launch yourselves . babe : stop . you care about fusion . kendall : yeah , but i just -- i have to get my prints in every little thing i do . zach is so excited about this baby . i mean , he 's -- he was afraid . he was afraid at first , i mean , if you can imagine zach being afraid of something . but -- but now , he 's got this light in his eyes . he is just -- he is head over heels . did you hear that , little one ? your daddy is crazy about you , ok ? so you need to stay in there just a little bit longer , ok ? just a few months longer , all right ? we need you to be strong , and we need you to be healthy , ok ? if i have done anything to hurt this baby , i will never forgive myself . babe : no , do not say that . your little peanut is going to be just fine . it 's going to be another miracle baby , just like little adam and miranda and spike . they make us stronger and braver and better than we ever thought we could be . and they give us love , magic , and a whole lot of hope . kendall : you delivered miranda . babe : i am not delivering this baby because it 's not coming . no one is singing `` 99 bottles of beer . `` kendall : right . right , ok , well , that 's -- that 's why we have plenty of time to make it to the pine valley hospital -- babe : exactly . kendall : and not some random er on the way . babe : thank you , it 's a good plan . we 're going to get there and dr. joe is going to tell us that the baby 's fine , that nothing 's wrong , and we totally overreacted . what ? kendall : what you just said . that 's -- that 's exactly what i told greenlee when -- when she lost her baby , when she found out she could never carry a child . [ scene_break ] [ while driving , greenlee remembers past conversations ] kendall 's voice : not the baby you lost -- another one , your baby with ryan . i can carry it for you . your baby , my belly -- i give birth for you . you have your child . your baby , greenlee -- your child . and no one can take that away from you . from the moment i began to carry this child , he was yours , greenlee -- your baby . it still is . you can hate me if you want to , but do n't you walk out on your son . [ scene_break ] colby : hate ava , but her own mom hated her before anyone had the chance . and if you 're used to everyone hating you , maybe you just automatically make new people hate you , too . krystal : so , ava set sean up for fun , and you 're defending her ? colby : no , no , no , no , no , no . it 's just -- ah ! i do n't even know what i 'm saying anymore . but , ok , if you look at someone , and you 're only sure that they 'll screw up , even if they do n't , can you tell the difference ? [ scene_break ] adam : get out . go back to your -- to your brat and your broodmare . tad : easy , easy . it 's not fair for you to take it out on me if you managed to lose everybody you ever cared about . it might be too late for the women in your life , but it 's not too late for your son . give him a shot . give him a chance to be the kind of man that dixie always knew he could be . adam : no . no , i do n't think j.r. 's motives are dixie - pure -- he 's got too much chandler in him for that . no , i think he wanted to buy me off with those shares , so he could go after the 100 million that slater stole that he wants to keep for himself . tad : no , you 're wrong , no . he 's got dixie 's heart -- he 's not coming back . adam : hmm . well , do n't wear out your shoe leather with a victory dance , because my son is going to be right back at his old tricks again , sooner than you think , with my money in his pocket . tad : oh , here we go . the bottom line -- that 's always the situation , is n't it ? it 's always about your money . not this -- this is about your children , adam . it 's about your daughter and your son getting a chance to be real , live grownups . adam : yeah , my -- tad : you love your kids -- i know you do . if that 's the case , then leave them alone . adam : my daughter and my son are going to realize their mistakes , and they 're going to come back home to their father . tad : god forbid . look , i got a novel idea -- instead of standing here and starting some paternal whizzing contest with me , why do n't you stand back and do nothing for a change ? just be proud of them . adam : j.r. and colby are mine ! you understand ? you ca n't have them . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you want me -- admit it -- even if i am broke . amanda : not hardly . it 's just stupid for you to stay at some motel when there 's a perfectly good bed at wildwind . j.r. : hmm . yours ? amanda : one night . j.r. : yeah , sure , until you serve me up to the feds . amanda : i 'm not going to rat you out -- not yet -- because this whole broke thing -- it could be a trick so you do n't have to pay me . but if your wallet really is empty , no way i 'm letting you spend my money on some motel room . j.r. : oh , i know . does it include breakfast ? amanda : oh -- you are such a jerk ! you know , you owe me bigtime . j.r. : well , how about right now behind the bushes , you know ? amanda : kendall warned me about you , babe warned me about you . j.r. : oh , so the girls have been talking about me , huh ? amanda : babe 's more than just one of the girls . j.r. : you 're right . she 's special . she 's always going to be a part of my life . amanda : good to know . j.r. : but i 'm not crashing at her pad . amanda : you just follow me . j.r. : yeah . amanda : keep your hands to yourself ! [ scene_break ] [ music plays as ryan and zach run to the w. midtown heliport at 12th ave . & w. 30th st. where they hire a helicopter to take them to pine valley ] [ scene_break ] kendall : oh -- another one , babe . babe : ok , ok , ok , breathe . breathe . you know i am right here . hold on , we are almost there . i 'm going to get you there . kendall : oh , no . babe : do n't you worry . kendall : it 's too soon , it 's too soon , it 's too soon . please , baby . baby , you ca n't come yet , baby . babe : ok , ok , ok , breathe deep breaths , deep breaths . [ kendall pants as babe steps on the gas ] kendall : ok . [ following behind , greenlee stops the car ] greenlee : you were supposed to be mine since the moment you were created . there 's only one way to make this right . you 're mine now -- my baby boy . [ greenlee turns the car around and speeds away in the opposite direction ] [ next_on ] kendall ( to zach ) : i 'm losing our baby . babe ( to ryan ) : i thought that greenlee and spike were right behind us . they should be here by now . greenlee [ as her car plunges off the road ] : no ! no ! | krystal , babe , and spike are on their way to new york city . kendall suddenly swerves off the road . babe asks her if anything is wrong . kendall lies and tells her there was just a rabbit in the road that she swerved to miss . greenlee gets on the phone and wonders what is going on . kendall assures them that everything is fine . ryan goes over tax schedules with zach while they 're stuck in traffic . all that is on zach 's mind is what is taking so long . kendall tells babe that it is all her fault because she ordered that jalapeno pizza last night . amanda waits at the boathouse for j.r. j.r. kisses her when he sees her . amanda demands her money . all that is on j.r. 's mind is to make love to amanda . adam comes out onto the patio and sits down on the couch . he is deep in thought as he thinks back to colby when she was a small child . colby is busy at work , cleaning windows , when tad comes up behind her . colby lets tad know that adam hurt someone that she cared about very much . zach orders the cab to move . kendall continues to have pains until she realizes that something is wrong with the baby . they pull off to the side of the road . kendall instructs greenlee to drive her car with spike while she and babe take greenlee 's car and babe and go to pine valley hospital . kendall tries to call zach , but the cell phone goes dead . zach and ryan jump out of the taxi and start to run to the heliport . j.r. lets amanda know that he resigned from the board of chandler enterprises and that he is broke . greenlee gets in the car with spike and follows kendall and babe . she begins to talk to spike . adam lets tad know that j.r. signed over his chandler stock to him . greenlee remembers a conversation that she had with kendall in which kendall told her not to walk out on her son . ryan and zach pay a pilot to take them to pine valley . the contractions are coming faster and worse . greenlee realizes that there is only one way to make this right . she mumbles to spike that he is hers now , turns the car around , and takes off . |
j.r. : so , you love annie . adam : i do , yes . j.r. : hmm . and you think that she loves you ? adam : i know she does . j.r. : hmm . man , i need , a drink . adam : [ chuckles ] any excuse to dive back into a bottle . is that it ? j.r. : just because i said i need a drink does not mean that i 'm going to take a drink . adam : well , that does n't mean i believe you . you have a distinct deficit of self - control . j.r. : you 're the one reaching for a lunatic killer -- and you 're talking love ? adam : i would n't expect you to understand . j.r. : i 'm worried , dad . adam : hmm . worried ? where was all the worry the night my brother was killed ? hmm ? oh , that 's right . of course . you were busy sucking down a bottle of scotch , and so you did n't have time to be concerned about anything else , including your own son . and now that you 're talking about annie , she puts her child first . [ scene_break ] emma : i saw who shot little a 's uncle . annie : ok , um , emma , sweetheart , you have to promise me that you will never tell anyone what you saw that night , ok ? do you understand ? emma : but i already told daddy . annie : you did ? emma : i told him kendall did it . annie : you -- you saw kendall with the gun ? emma : she shot stuart . mommy , am i in trouble ? annie : no . no , my sweetheart . you 've done nothing wrong . [ knocking on door ] ryan : emma ? annie : ok . sweetie , mommy loves you so much . mommy loves you so much . daddy can not know that i was here , ok ? this is a cell phone for emergencies . i 'm gon na hide it in here . ok . i love you . i love you so much . mommy 's gon na make sure everything works out the way it 's supposed to . ok ? i love you . [ knocking on door ] ryan : emma , please open the door . emma , come on . i need you to open the door , ok , honey ? [ sigh ] you 're ok . oh , thank god you 're ok . what 's going on ? why 'd you lock the door ? hey . i need you to tell me something , ok ? i need you to be honest with me . was your mom here ? it 's really important that you answer , ok ? was she here ? [ scene_break ] kendall : just please , please promise me that you 'll keep on annie , and you 'll keep on her -- zach : kendall , do n't do this . kendall : until she admits to killing stuart . [ knocking on door ] kendall : i already did . zach : you did what ? you called the d.a . 's office ? kendall . liza : good . you 're both here . we have a problem . zach : yeah , i think we got a problem . liza : so , ryan just told me that he caught emma calling annie , so i went over to adam 's to do a little control , and he would n't let me in . practically soft- shoed me out the door . and i think it 's because -- well , annie was n't there . zach : how can that be ? she got out of her little ankle monitor ? liza : yeah , and i think she might be headed this way . kendall : good . then she 'll be here just in time to see me get arrested . liza : i 'm sorry , what are you talking about ? kendall : i 'm ready to confess . [ scene_break ] [ pop music playing at confusion ] marissa : you did n't have to do this . david : oh , come on . i almost cost you your job with liza . the least i can do is offer you a celebratory dinner . marissa : thank you for talking to liza . letting her know you 're over the whole baby thing . david : well , my `` baby `` is right here . and i meant what i said . from now on , all of my energy goes into making this family work . marissa : good . you can start by calling krystal . david : why would i do that ? marissa : i know that it 's a total cliché , but you know how it is -- every kid wants their parents to end up together , no matter how messed up they are . [ scene_break ] ryan : was your mother here ? was she the one who locked the door ? emma : i locked it . ryan : why ? emma : i had a scary dream . ryan : ok . well , i 'm sorry that you had a scary dream , ok ? i really am . but please , please do n't lock the door , ok ? and you 've got nothing to be afraid of . i promise from now on i 'm gon na keep you safe , and i 'm gon na protect you . ok ? [ sigh ] let 's get you tucked in . come on . oh , my goodness . i 'll tell you what i 'm gon na do is i 'm gon na leave the door a little bit open so that if you wake up , i 'm gon na hear you , and i 'll be right up in 2 seconds , ok ? is that a good idea ? get all tucked in there . i 'm gon na get champ . he 's gon na stay right here . he 's gon na protect you , ok ? i love you . erica : good night , emma . emma : good night . annie 's voice : mommy 's gon na make sure everything works out the way it 's supposed to . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i always put little adam first . adam : unless he gets between you and a fifth of single malt , which would put him about ... sixth . [ chuckles ] j.r. : i do everything for my son . adam : i have made a point all of my life to provide everything my children could possibly need , and i 'm gon na do this one for myself , just me , and it 's gon na feel great . so , there 's the door . why do n't you take it before things get uncomfortable ? j.r. : this is still my home . adam : all right . buddy , do n't say i did n't warn you . j.r. : what the hell is that ? adam : what is that ? that 's it , man . your old man 's still got it . [ singing indistinctly ] ha - ha -- oh ! i 'm lovin ' it . annie : [ sigh ] damn it . thank god you 're here . you have to help me . [ scene_break ] kendall : north put a deal on the table a while back . i plead guilty , i get a reduced sentence . at the time , i refused , but now i think it 's a good idea . zach : you refused because you 're innocent . liza : look , emma as a witness , it 's not good , but that 's no reason to take this deal . we have every reason to believe that emma is lying to protect annie . kendall : right , but what will the jury think when that sweet little girl gets on the stand and says that she saw me kill stuart ? they will take one look at her big , blue eyes and see exactly what emma thinks that she saw -- a killer . liza : look , kendall , i 'm in touch with the psychiatrist that north contacted about emma . i can work this . i can bring in the fact -- and it is a fact -- insanity -- it 's hereditary . kendall : no , no . i will not subject a little girl to that . liza : not even for your own sons ? look , i can also work this annie angle . she manipulated emma into believing that she saw you shoot stuart when in fact , annie shot stuart . zach : there 's another option . we 'll have ryan take emma out of town until we find the truth . liza : it might be too late for that . listen , kendall , i am willing to fight for you , and i will go to the wall , but look , ultimately , this is your decision . if you really think that this plea is your best option -- zach : hey , liza , i hired you to keep her out of prison , not put her in . kendall : no , i think it 's a good idea . this will buy us time . annie 's guard will be down and then maybe she 'll actually admit that she killed stuart . zach : and if she wo n't ? kendall : you 'll make it happen . i need you with me on this , zach . zach : our boys need their mother . kendall : and they 'll have me . i may be away for a while , but at least i 'll have a future with our sons , and that 's the most important thing to me -- having a future with my kids . that 's why this is our only option . [ scene_break ] ryan : emma is so scared , and she 's so confused . erica : yes , of course , she is . and annie is preying on that . i mean , ryan , you know very well that it was annie who was in that room with emma and got her to lie for her . it 's not the first time that annie has convinced emma to keep secrets for her , is it ? and if you had n't gone up there when you did , i think annie might have taken emma and disappeared . ryan : well , i will never let annie get anywhere near emma again . erica : i know you mean that . and , ryan , if you want to protect emma from annie , we have to leave tonight . [ scene_break ] annie : i was just so sick of being cooped up in the house . and today was such a wonderful afternoon , the fresh air , and then this evening , the sound of the crickets . i just wanted to be outside . go for a walk in the garden . scott : well , that 's hardly a criminal offense . annie : well , the garden is out of my perimeter , so i took off my monitor . scott : oh . that 's a problem . annie : yeah , i know , and now j.r. is in there , and if he finds my monitor , that 's the perfect excuse to get me carted back off to prison . and what 's worse is , he 'll make it seem to adam that i was trying to run , which i was not . i love adam . i would never leave him . please , you have to help me . scott : annie , i do n't know what i can do . if you took off your monitor , i 'm surprised the cops are n't here already . annie : well , i jammed it , actually . a friend gave me a kit . but you see ? you see , if i wanted to run -- if i really , really wanted to run and not come back , i would 've done it already . but what i want is to be here with adam . but if he knows about this -- please , can you just somehow help me get that thing back on my ankle ? and then nobody will ever have to know . unless , of course , you tell them . scott : why would i do that ? annie : well , it 's no secret that j.r. hates me . scott : it 's a good thing i make my own decisions , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : you pride yourself on being so smart . [ turns off music ] master of the universe . no one crosses you , no one beats you . but if you do n't open your eyes , you 're gon na wake up one morning lonely , broken , and humiliated . beaten by a hot mess who knew what to wave in your face so she could get what she wanted . adam : get out . j.r. : what 's the matter ? truth hurt ? adam : get out now , or i call security . j.r. : do n't bother . i certainly know where your children rank . thank you for clearing that up . adam : what the devil is going on here ? [ scene_break ] liza : so , in return for a guilty plea , north offered my client a 10-year sentence , with possible parole after 5 . willis : people get more than 5 for stealing cars . your client killed someone . zach : no , she did n't kill anyone . willis : then why does she want to take the deal ? liza : because mrs. slater -- she wants this whole thing behind her . she does n't want to drag her family through the embarrassment of an extended trial . willis : north believed he had a solid case . liza : come on , willis . it 's all circumstantial . i mean , you 're gon na be wasting the taxpayers ' money , you 're gon na be wasting the court 's time . do you really want your first big case to end in a humiliating loss ? save yourself the embarrassment . come on , take the deal . willis : i 'll have the paperwork drawn up . liza : thank you . kendall : so , what happens now ? liza : oh , well , we go to his office in the morning . we sign some documents . there 's a short hearing to make it official . and then they take you off to the state penitentiary . kendall : so , this is it . this is my last night at home . liza : listen , i 'll see you in the morning . erica : kendall , what happened ? kendall : it 's over , mom . it 's really over . [ scene_break ] david : a few weeks ago , you were n't exactly the cheerleader when you caught me and your mother kissing . what 's going on ? marissa : well , that was before i got you . david : oh , ok . you get me now ? marissa : yes . so get with the program . david : all right , look . i appreciate your enthusiasm , but the reality is , there 's no future for me and krystal . there 's been too many mistakes and too much hurt from me , ok ? marissa : she still loves you . i can see it in her face . [ david sighs ] david : krystal told me that if i loved her , i would let her go . and i 'm gon na honor that . now , for too long , i have dragged her through all my obsessions and hatred and poison . i feel like i owe her that peace , which she has defined as a life without me . marissa : so it 's been rocky , but she 's forgiven you . david : well , maybe i have n't forgiven myself . look , i meant what i said . i can work really hard to make this family work , and i will always be there for krystal , if she ever needs me , just as i will always be there for you . marissa : but i want you to be happy . david : krystal gave me two amazing daughters . with you in my life , how can i not be happy ? marissa : not that kind of happy . in love . butterflies - in - the - stomach happy . tell me you 're not giving up on love . [ david sighs ] david : never say never . [ scene_break ] erica : of course , things look bleak right now , but they 're gon na look so much better in the morning . ryan is gon na take emma away so she wo n't have to testify against you . we 're leaving town tonight . kendall : you wo n't have to leave . ryan : annie got to emma tonight . getting emma out of town is the only way to protect her . protect her from annie , protect her from whatever would happen up on that stand . kendall : emma wo n't have to testify . i took the plea bargain . erica : kendall , no -- kendall : mom , it 's the only way . erica : but you 're innocent . kendall : i understand that , but there is a pile of circumstantial evidence against me , and a little girl who swears that she saw me shoot stuart . erica : no . emma is afraid , and she 's confused . annie is making her say that . kendall : i will not risk the possibility that i can get a sentence worse than prison . erica : no , there has to be another way . we 'll prove that annie is the one who murdered stuart . kendall : yes , you will have plenty of time for that . ryan : while you 're behind bars ? erica : listen to me , this is unacceptable . you have to call mr. willis . you have to tell him that you 've changed your mind . kendall : and risk being convicted ? no , mom . five to ten years , it sounds a hell of a lot better than getting life . and life without my boys might as well be the death penalty . i need to go . i need to go be with them right now . erica : no , kendall , wait -- well , you ca n't be all right with this . zach : i talked to her . she would n't listen . ryan : make her listen . erica : ok , i 'll talk to her . ryan : i do n't understand how you could let this happen . zach : i did n't let anything happen . ryan : it 's gon na kill her . five to ten years of talking to her kids on weekends through , like , a plastic shield . why would she do this ? why would she sacrifice everything ? who would do that ? you would . you were willing to go to prison for the rest of your life for kendall . is that where she got the idea ? [ scene_break ] scott : i found annie out on the terrace . she twisted her ankle . annie : thank you for helping me back inside . adam : yes , scott , thank you . are you all right ? annie : i 'm much better now . scott : well , i should get going . i left some reports at chandler . annie : thank you again . scott : yeah . [ annie giggles ] adam : you look very pleased with yourself . annie : i am . adam : the twisted ankle . what was that about ? really ? annie : it was a test . and scott passed with flying colors . i told him about the monitor . he could 've told j.r. , but he did n't . instead , he helped -- tried to help me put it back on . i think scott 's on our side , adam . adam : yes . he 's an idealist . he still trusts the truth . annie : well , he lied to protect me , so -- and i really do n't think he 'll tell j.r. about my little adventure . adam : i hope you 're right . annie : in the meantime , i think we should put this little puppy back on before j.r. comes back in and tells me what a horrible human being i am . adam : i wish i did n't have to do this . annie : i know . it wo n't be for that much longer . thank you for trusting me enough to go see emma . adam : yes . how is she ? what was so urgent ? annie : adam ... emma saw who killed your brother . [ scene_break ] david : a pleasure . [ pop music playing ] marissa : so , what 's up ? something with the case ? liza : yes . kendall is taking the plea bargain . marissa : what ? but you were sure that she did n't kill stuart . why would she volunteer to go to prison if she 's innocent ? liza : listen , something you 're gon na learn early in your career is that `` innocent , `` it 's not always enough . and too bad you did n't get an opportunity to see that trial . you know , that one would 've really been good on your résumé . marissa : does this have anything to do with your theory that emma lavery may have been a witness ? liza : it does n't matter . listen , the other thing you 're gon na learn is , if our client wants to make a deal , it 's our job to make sure that we get them one . [ scene_break ] zach : kendall 's not taking the deal because of anything i did or did n't do . kendall 's taking the deal because she 's focused on one thing , and one thing only . she wants to spend as little time away from her boys as possible . ryan : five to ten years ? this is insane . i mean , you know her . she 's so emotional . she 's so caught up in following her heart , she 's not listening to the voice that 's got ta be inside her head telling her that this is the worst idea that she could possibly have . be that voice . you tell her . zach : you do n't think i tried talking to her ? ryan : tell her that your confession for a crime that you did n't commit was the worst thing that you could 've done . tell her that if it came up again , you would never have done it . zach : that would be a lie , ryan . ryan : well , i guess when you love somebody as much as you love kendall , you would sacrifice anything , right ? [ scene_break ] kendall : this little guy has missed out on a lot of mom time . i know , i know . how do we make up for all the time that he missed ? how do i make up for all the time that -- that i could be away ? erica : well , do n't . spike : [ speaking baby talk ] kendall : love her . erica : you have n't signed anything ? nobody has to know . you 're free to change your mind . hi , sweetheart . spike : baby . kendall : mama , what will that do ? i mean , what -- that 'll just give me a few weeks . it 's not nearly enough time to fill his precious head with memories that last a lifetime . erica : you do n't think that 5 years away is gon na seem like a lifetime ? [ kiss ] spike : [ speaking baby talk ] kendall : mom ... i could get the death penalty . [ erica sighs ] kendall : ok ? so , i mean , at least by doing this , i have some sort of control , you know ? i 'll live . i 'll have a future with my sons . i mean , i know -- i know , baby . i know -- your tiger . gon na get your tiger . erica : it 's ok , sweetheart . kendall : i mean , i know it 'll be a while , but at least i 'll be able to come home and i 'll have birthdays and holidays and maybe go see hockey games . and that 's all that matters to me -- is just coming home to my family . [ scene_break ] scott : what are you doing here ? j.r. : i 'm making sure that annie does n't get her hands on our company . i 'm drafting a new bylaw that prohibits anyone from gaining access to shares or voting rights . scott : is n't that a little extreme ? j.r. : my dad 's dancing around the house , crushing on a woman who stabs , steals , and tire irons people to death . someone needs to look out for this family 's best interest . scott : annie seems pretty rational these days . j.r. : she 's as crazy as they come . scott , we 're just getting chandler back on track . i 'm gon na make sure that that psycho does n't steal it from us . scott : no . i do n't think annie 's in it for the money . i think she really cares for adam . j.r. : that 's because you believe the best about everyone . annie 's playing you , just like she 's playing my dad . she thinks she 's gon na sleep her way into my dad 's heart . well , she 's not the first woman who tried to love my dad out of his money , but i 'm gon na make damn sure it 's the last . [ scene_break ] adam : i knew it . i knew kendall killed stuart . annie : who are you calling ? adam : the police . annie : no , you ca n't do that . adam : kendall slater wanted me dead . she killed my brother instead , by accident . i want her in jail , where she belongs . annie : adam , adam , adam , you ca n't call the police . they 'll start asking questions . ok ? and then they 'll know that i was with emma , that i ripped off my monitor , and then i will be sent to prison for violating my house arrest . adam : kendall slater killed my brother . she wanted me dead . now , if we do n't tell the authorities , she could get away , she could escape , she could go free . i do n't think i can live with that . annie : you 're right . you 're right . what kind of mother would i be if i let my daughter grow up holding onto this horrible secret ? i -- [ sigh ] i ca n't do that to her . or to you . adam : what are you doing ? annie : it 's better for everyone if the truth comes out . no more secrets , no more lies . adam : well , it would be better for everyone but you . i ca n't let you risk your freedom . what the hell are you doing ? [ annie sighs ] annie : getting the ada 's undivided attention . [ annie cuts off her ankle monitor ] [ scene_break ] david : my recommendation ? try the salmon . liza : what , did you raise your patient from the dead and you 're back for more dessert ? david : no , i was hoping to catch marissa again . liza : well , she just -- she just left . david : that 's all right . i 'll catch up with her later . would you like some company ? liza : ha . um , you know , i 've been on my own so long , i 'm used to eating alone . david : well , that 's all right . tonight , you do n't have to . [ scene_break ] scott : why is it so hard for you to believe that annie might actually love adam ? ok , he 's not exactly warm and fuzzy , but he 's got a good heart . j.r. : you know , you really need to do something about that rose - colored half- full glass syndrome that you 've got . scott : adam funded my production company . he kept it afloat for years , even though it never made a dime . j.r. : he needed the write - off . scott : or he sees the potential in people and is willing to invest in them . j.r. : the only potential that annie has is to expand to mass murder , and i 'm not gon na sit around until she wipes out my entire family . scott : she has n't had an easy life , j.r . j.r. : who has , scott ? scott : [ scoffs ] her mother died when she was very young , and she has spent a lifetime trying to find that love again , trying to fit in . so maybe she goes a little overboard . maybe she loves a little too hard and gets hurt a little too easily . j.r. : she 's the one doing the damage . annie 's like that siren on the rocks , and my dad 's the drunken sailor just waiting to crash and burn . scott : no , no . adam 's smart . if annie is working him , he 'll see it . j.r. : well , he certainly has n't seen it yet . [ scene_break ] adam : there 's no need to overreact . willis : where 's annie lavery ? annie : ah . that was fast . willis : cancel the apb . and have another ankle monitor sent out . what 's this about ? annie : you must be exhausted planning for kendall 's trial . re - interviewing witnesses , going over evidence , structuring a prosecution -- willis : mrs. lavery , i do not have time for games . annie : what if i could tell you that i could save you a lot of time and a lot of energy ? willis : i 'm listening . annie : what 's your best offer ? willis : excuse me ? annie : i have a competency hearing coming up . if the judge says i am fit to stand trial , i could go to jail for the rest of my life . willis : and ? annie : if you get those charges against me dropped , i can give you everything you need to convict kendall slater for murdering stuart chandler . [ scene_break ] [ kendall sobs ] [ scene_break ] erica : what are you gon na say to emma ? ryan : i do n't know . i mean , what do you say to a 7-year - old ? how do you tell her ? tell her that she did n't actually see what she thinks she saw , that the picture that 's inside her head was put there by somebody else , most likely her own mother ? erica : well , you 'll find the words . you 're so good with her . ryan : i do n't know . lately , i feel like she 's been pulling away a little bit . erica : oh , no . oh , ryan , she loves you . no , she 's just confused . ryan : what 's really scary for me is that annie was a perfectly normal , happy little girl just like emma , until richie messed with her mind , until richie made her believe things that did n't actually happen . that 's what nearly destroyed annie and now she 's doing the exact same thing to emma . and i can not let that happen . [ scene_break ] david : so , does being alone get any easier ? liza : well , you know , when colby left , i did n't know how to be alone . i just did n't know what to do with myself if i was n't taking care of someone or helping her with her homework or picking up after her . but , you know , i got used to it . and for the first time in a really long time , i just focused on myself and , well , that 's when i realized that i -- looked in the mirror one day and i said i just -- i do n't like that woman that 's looking back at me . david : so you became a hotshot lawyer . liza : well , listen , if i want colby to make a difference in this world , then i need to set the same standards . david : save the world , save yourself . that 's kind of the reason why i became a doctor . that and my spectacular talent . liza : hmm . david : i thought that if can save enough people , that maybe i could save myself . liza : you know , david , you saved my life once upon a time . you did . if you were n't there when colby decided to go breech , well , then i would n't have had this opportunity to start over and do the right thing . david : all this time alone has made you a very wise woman . liza : no , it 's not -- it was n't being alone . it was -- it was losing my child that made me realize all the mistakes that i made . david : i 'm sorry . um , i 'm sorry . i have to go . liza : got another patient , huh ? david : yeah . liza : yeah . david : take care . liza : thank you . [ r & b music playing ] [ scene_break ] marissa : hey . you got time for a break ? scott : sure . j.r. : absolutely . marissa : um , i -- i thought you should know that kendall 's taking a deal . she 's pleading guilty to killing your dad in exchange for a lighter sentence . j.r. : but kendall did n't do it , annie did . scott : oh , enough with the annie loop already . j.r. : why are you defending her ? i thought you wanted justice for your dad . scott : kendall pleading guilty -- i just got it . j.r. : no , this is n't justice . it 's a joke . and annie gets away with murder , again . scott : innocent people do n't admit to crimes they did n't commit . j.r. : zach did . scott : that 's because he was protecting kendall . who 's kendall protecting , annie ? j.r. : annie deserves to rot in prison . scott : you just want her gone so she 's away from your father . j.r. : at least i care enough about my father to do right by him . scott : do n't you ever , ever say i do n't care . marissa : ok , scott , do n't -- scott . [ door slams ] [ scene_break ] erica : emma will be fine . ryan : how will she be fine ? i mean , really , if you think -- annie kidnapped her , she almost got her killed in a fire , and there was a period of time that she did n't even recognize her own daughter , and now she 's convinced emma that kendall killed stuart . i mean , how could i not be worried about my daughter 's sanity ? erica : ryan , the biggest difference between emma and annie is you . emma has a father who loves her more than anything in the world , and would do anything to protect her . with you in her life , how could emma be anything but all right ? [ scene_break ] willis : you killed a man . i ca n't make that go away . annie : that was self - defense . if i did n't kill my brother , he would have killed me . willis : then your attorney should have no problem proving that in court . annie : i have been all over the tabloids this year , ok ? there is no way they are gon na give `` crazy annie `` a fair trial . willis : so you want a deal ? annie : if you give me a deal , we both get what we want . i go free and you put your killer away for life . adam : a major coup and a lock on the district attorney seat . willis : the evidence would have to be compelling -- overwhelming -- to get a conviction on kendall slater . adam : what could be more compelling than an eyewitness ? annie : do we have a deal ? willis : all right . who 's the witness ? annie : my daughter . she saw kendall pull the trigger . willis : i appreciate you coming forward . a new ankle monitor will be sent out . annie : wait . what -- excuse me . what about my deal ? willis : you have your deal . but only after i get my conviction . until kendall slater is convicted for first degree murder , nothing has changed . [ scene_break ] kendall : promise you wo n't let them forget me . zach : forget you ? the boys ? they 'll never forget you . they 're boys . send you e - mails and paint pictures and videos , everything . come on . we 'll get it done . it 's gon na be a little weird , but ... never really been normal , huh ? kendall : thank you . | j.r. confronts adam about his loving annie . j.r. asks adam does annie love him . j.r. tells adam that he is worried . emma tells annie that she had seen who had shot stuart . annie encourages emma not to tell anyone what she had seen . emma tells annie that she had seen who had shot stuart . ryan knocks on the door . annie , quickly , leaves . ryan is relieved that emma is fine . ryan questions emma if annie was here . kendall tells zach that she is going to turn herself in . there is a knock on the door and it is liza . liza tells them that she had been over to adam 's and annie was n't here . kendall tells liza that she is going to confess to the murder of stuart . at the yacht club , david and marissa share a drink . marissa thanks david for talking to liza . the camera keeps showing the ankle monitor hidden behind the cushion where j.r. is sitting . annie comes back and sees adam dancing around . annie looks around and sees scott . she quickly hugs him and tells him that she is glad that he is here . erica tells ryan that annie had been in the room with emma , and had emma lie for her . scott helps annie put the ankle monitor back on her ankle just as adam walks in . liza , kendall , zach and a.d.a . willis meet so kendall can turn herself in for the murder of stuart . |
colby : [ gasps ] j.r. ? i do n't believe this . when will it stop , annie ? when will it finally be enough ? after you have wrecked my entire family ? j.r. : colby , wait . colby : seriously , how do you live with yourself ? how do you look at yourself in the mirror without getting sick ? ! j.r. : all right , colby , you want to blame someone ? do n't look at annie , you look at me . this is my fault . it 's all mine . [ scene_break ] david : greenlee ? [ answering machine beeps ] greenlee 's voice : hey , it 's me . i blew off too much work , so i 'm making up for it now . i 'll be back as soon as i can . see you soon . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , do you think that guy even knows that we 're gone ? madison : he 's probably still talking . ryan : ha ha ha ! madison : if i had to sit through one more of that guy 's jokes -- ryan : they were so bad . ok , you ready ? `` a nurse walks into a doctor 's office and she says -- `` madison : `` hey , doc , the invisible man is here . and the doctor says -- `` ryan : `` please tell him i ca n't see him . `` madison : ba - dum - ting . ryan : it 's so bad . madison : ohh ! ryan : it 's really bad . madison : i never knew conventions could be so fun . ryan : well , they are if you 're with the right people . madison : i should probably get back to my room now . we have an early day tomorrow . ryan : well , no . no , no , no . i think that you should stay because , you know , the night 's still sort of young . madison : sort of . ryan : yes . we could raid the minibar and order a movie and just hang out . madison : i could live with that . ryan : yeah ? ok . i 'll get the ice , you choose the poison . madison : ok . greenlee : hey . me again . ryan : i thought you 'd be home by now . greenlee : i told you i was here for the convention -- ugh . boring . ryan : and i told you that i did n't believe that . greenlee : ahem . i am sorry that i was in your room before . it 's been kind of a crazy time . ryan : it 's ok . you do n't have to explain . i get it . greenlee : do you ? ok , then . enjoy the rest of your trip . ohh -- [ scene_break ] colby : why so quiet , annie ? j.r. just threw himself under the bus for you . am i supposed to believe this pitiful innocent act ? j.r. : that 's enough , colby . can you give us a few minutes ? [ annie walks out ] j.r. : i know that you 're upset . colby : why did you do it ? j.r. : what you saw with annie and me was just -- colby : what is your excuse ? j.r. : please do n't take this so personally . colby : you are so selfish . you do n't get it . dad is gone . and my mother -- she treats me like i am 12 years old . and damon -- he is acting all weird and sketchy . and then scott . well , scott is so involved with his whole annie world , he has no idea what is going on around him . but i guess that does n't matter now , thanks to you ! j.r. : colby , nothing 's gon na change . colby : i need you , j.r . i need to know and i need to believe that a marriage can last , that real love is real , because it does n't come around that often . you and marissa , you were my proof that one day i would have a husband , and i 'd have a beautiful little girl or boy , and they would grow up never having to worry if their parents were gon na divorce . j.r. : you listen to me . i love marissa . this marriage will last . she and a.j . and you -- you are my family . you will always come first . colby : then help me understand this annie thing . if that kiss was a set up for scott to walk in on so he would kick annie out of the house , i get it . i get it . i think it 's stupid , but i get it . it was real , was n't it ? you were gon na sleep with annie again because you wanted to . [ scene_break ] scott : what 's wrong , sweetie ? emma : i want my daddy . scott : oh , honey . well , you know your daddy 's in new york right now . but your mommy 's here , so come on . let 's go upstairs and we 'll -- emma : no . scott : emma , come here . emma : they 're fighting upstairs . scott : who 's fighting ? emma : j.r. and colby and mommy . colby was crying . will you find my daddy for me ? please ? scott : can i tell you something first ? hmm ? you know how sometimes when you get mad at your friends ? emma : like when a.j . hid my doll ? scott : yes , exactly . well , grownups , they get mad , too . they get loud and they say things that they do n't mean . but at the end of the day , we 're all friends again , just like you and a.j . emma : really ? scott : absolutely . just because we fight , it does n't mean we do n't love each other . hmm ? and i can tell you agree with me because you almost -- yeah , you smiled that time . yeah , that 's better . that 's better . come here . come here , come here . ok . now , i promise you everything 's gon na be ok . ok ? emma : ok . scott : ok . annie : hey . what have you guys been up to ? emma : i got scared when you and j.r. made colby cry . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] madison : hello ? frankie : tell me you 're having a better time than i am . madison : oh , let me see -- five - star hotel , central park right outside my window , champagne about to be on ice . frankie : you win . best i got is sewing up a drunk who sliced his thumb on a beer can . madison : ouch . frankie : yeah . well , i just wanted to let you know i probably wo n't be home when you get there . i managed to snag an extra shift . madison : i have a key . does that mean that david 's eased up on you ? frankie : no . it means i got to bank these hours before he fires me . madison : oh , david should be fired for giving you such a hard time . frankie : yeah , well , you ca n't fire the owner . anyway , tell me about it . new york is -- madison : great . better than i could 've hoped for . frankie : we are talking about the city , right ? madison : that , too . oh , here 's one for the scrapbooks . speaking of bosses , guess who ryan and i ran into . frankie : the wicked witch of the east ? madison : greenlee . frankie : wow . that 's pretty random on the busy streets of manhattan . madison : actually , she was in ryan 's room . frankie : his hotel room ? madison : yeah . well , you know , i mean , we 're all at the same convention . frankie : hmm . that 's right . that explains it . madison : no , really . i mean , she just stopped by . it was n't a big deal at all . frankie : if you say so . madison : are you saying that it is a big deal ? frankie : i 'm not saying anything . madison : i know you 're not saying it , but you 're thinking it . frankie : oh . so you 're a mind reader now ? madison : look , ryan got rid of her , and we 've been together ever since . end of story . frankie : ok . message received . tell ryan i said hello . madison : i will . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i forgot i had that with me . my dad gave it to me before he left town with erica . ryan : and he gave it to you because -- greenlee : probably some last desperate attempt to get me away from david . ryan : oh . and why would a picture of you and me together make a difference ? greenlee : he said he wanted me to see how happy i was before david came into my life . want it ? ryan : no . you keep it . but your dad 's right . you do . you look very happy . what about now ? you happy now ? [ scene_break ] frankie : all right . bye . david : was that a personal call , dr. hubbard ? frankie : i 'm pulling an extra shift tonight , so i needed to make some arrangements at home . david : you do n't seem to take your job very seriously , do you ? was that the old hubbard attitude i detect ? frankie : look , i 'm just trying to do my job . david : right . you must be really proud of your wife -- pulling herself out of that gutter like that , changing her life . frankie : yes , i 'm very proud of my wife , thank you . david : of course , you are . but then again , things could always change rather abruptly , ca n't they ? you could lose your job , randi could lose hers . and i 'm sure she could always go back to her old line of work , help pay those bills . what 's the matter , doctor ? did i say something to offend you ? you look like you want to hit me right now . well , go ahead . take your best shot . it 'll make it easier for me . frankie : david , one of these days you and i are going to , uh , work some things out . but for right now , i have work to do . oh , and while we 're on the subject of wives , i think you should fly to new york and spend some time with yours . and if you 're looking for her , i 'd check ryan 's hotel room . [ scene_break ] greenlee : am i happy ? i 'm with a man who adores me , who has stood by me , who literally saved my life . how can i not be grateful for that ? and happy to be alive . what about you , ryan ? you happy ? hi . i , uh , just got back from a conference . what a snore , huh ? turns out it was a mistake for me to come here at all . i do n't know what i was expecting to get out of all of it . anyway , i guess i 'll just see you guys at home . [ scene_break ] annie : oh , i am so sorry that you got scared , sweetheart . it was just a silly misunderstanding . scott : so it turned out to be no big deal -- the misunderstanding ? annie : something like that . scott : but colby was crying ? annie : she 's a teenager . heh . it does n't take much . it was just a silly female thing between us . scott : oh . and j.r. was just an innocent bystander ? annie : things just got tense between all of us . you did n't hear what colby and j.r. were saying , did you ? emma : i just heard yelling and i ran downstairs . and something else is bad . annie : `` bad `` ? emma : i still ca n't find my cinderella dress from greenlee . annie : oh , sweetie , i 'm sorry , but i 'm sure it 'll show up . emma : i think i left it in the park . annie : ok . well , then i have an idea . why do n't we go look for it tomorrow ? does that sound like a plan ? emma : ok . annie : ok . i 'm sorry , emma , that you heard people arguing , but sometimes grownups -- they yell like little kids do . emma : that 's what scott said . annie : oh . did he ? emma : he said families fight sometimes , but they still love each other . annie : well , scott is a very , very smart man , and nice , too . that 's why we like him so much . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i love marissa . i love this family . this thing with annie is just -- colby : i get it , j.r . i 'm not an infant . i understand when two people are hot for one another . j.r. : ohh . colby : but you know if annie is in this house , you know it 's not gon na stop . j.r. : annie is in this house because scott put her here . colby : well , maybe scott needs to know the truth . yes , maybe we should all just start telling the truth . i 'll go first . come on . let 's go find scott ! j.r. : colby , come on . wait . [ scene_break ] annie : that was very sweet , what you said to emma . scott : she 's a great kid . annie : a great kid who does n't deserve all this garbage in her life . it 's ok . you can say it . scott : i was n't going to . annie : i really try to be a good mom , scott . i really do , but i know i bring so much of this stuff onto myself , but i honestly really just want things to be normal . scott : annie , you do n't have to justify yourself to me or anybody else in this family . annie : i know . i think i just get confused sometimes . but you really are . you 're so great with emma . thank you . scott : for what ? annie : for looking past all my stuff and loving me anyway . scott : it 's not hard to do . annie : i really , really , really want this to work . i really want us to work . scott : i know you do . annie : i want to be the woman that you deserve , the woman that makes you proud , because you really are everything that i want . you do know that , right ? scott : where is all this coming from ? did something happen upstairs ? annie : no . no . i think i 'm just -- i think i 'm just upset about emma . scott : yeah . well , you look after your daughter , and you let me handle everything else . [ scene_break ] j.r. : what , exactly , do you think is gon na happen if you tell scott about annie and me ? you think he 's just gon na throw her out ? come on , colby , you know better than that . he 'll be out for blood . he 'll tell marissa , she 'll probably leave me . a.j . will lose a mother again . now , think about that for a second . and then scott 's next step ? declare war on me and the company that dad spent a lifetime building . no . no one will come out of this happy . colby : i hate this . j.r. : you know what 's strange ? they say when a person faces death , that they get a new motor , a new sense of purpose , makes him appreciate life more . colby : does it ? j.r. : it does . but they do n't tell you about the other part , how it messes with your mind . it 's like i get this incredible appetite for life , and i just want to breathe everything in like it 's my last day . but i promise you -- colby : no , please . j.r. , please do not promise something that you do n't mean . j.r. : i promise you that things will be different . colby : you 'll do better . you say that all the time -- `` i 'll do better . i 'm gon na change . `` but then why do you still keep on pulling the same stuff ? scott : damn good question . [ scene_break ] david : you seem to pride yourself so much on how hard you work , and yet you have time to spy on greenlee ? frankie : did what i tell you piss you off , david ? david : no . you see , my main concern is running this hospital . and with all your extracurricular activities , you ca n't possibly be giving the attention to our patients that they need . frankie : i give 110 % to each . david : which is why i 'm removing you from that extra shift you signed on for . frankie : wow . you would leave a hospital short - staffed so you can , what , feel powerful ? get revenge ? is that the kind of man you are , david ? david : go home , dr. hubbard . your shift ends now . frankie : i 'll take that as a yes . [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm sorry about that . madison : that 's ok . ryan : greenlee was just -- madison : i do n't want to talk about greenlee . [ kiss ] [ scene_break ] [ answering machine beeps ] greenlee 's voice : hey , it 's me . i blew off too much work , so i 'm making up for it now . i 'll be back as soon as i can . see you soon . greenlee : hi . david : hi . i just got your message . greenlee : yeah , sorry about that . it 's been a monster of a day . david : i called your office . they said you were n't there . greenlee : oh , bianca wanted to spend some more time with her kids , so i offered to go to this advertising conference in manhattan . i did n't realize i 'd be gone so long . david : i missed you . greenlee : i should 've called . david : well , you 're here now . you hungry ? can i get you something to eat ? greenlee : no , no , no . i 'm good . david : maybe we can go out ? greenlee : oh , that 's sweet , david , but , really , i 'm exhausted . david : so how was it ? the conference ? greenlee : boring . huh . a total waste of time really . david : but you felt you had to go ? greenlee : you know how it is , david . it 's all part of being the boss . david : right . so was there anyone there that you knew ? greenlee : what 's with all the questions ? david : i 'm just curious . greenlee : about one of my business meetings ? david : yeah . well , you seem a bit off . greenlee : maybe because i came back with this humongous headache . david : why ? did someone there give you a hard time ? greenlee : no , no . nothing like that . it was the usual crowd , nobody important . but this headache just wo n't go away . [ scene_break ] madison : oh ! ryan : ha ! ha ha ! [ ryan and madison fall into bed together ] [ scene_break ] randi : hey , babe , it 's me . it 's super early over here in italy , but i did n't know if i was gon na get another chance to call you . so -- frankie : randi ? randi : hey ! frankie : oh , hey , baby . it 's so good to hear your voice . randi : oh , yours , too . babe , everything is going so great over here . frankie : what was that ? randi : oh , no , i was just saying that things are going really well over in italy , and i miss you . it 's great to hear your voice . i wish you were here . frankie : oh , that 's good . that 's real good . randi : and you ? what 's new ? frankie : same old same old : more david drama . randi : what , babe ? i ca n't hear you . what about david ? frankie : i said , `` more david drama . `` listen , let me call you back . we have a bad connection . randi : i ca n't , babe . i 've got to go . i 've got people waiting for me downstairs . frankie : i 'm missing you . randi : oh , me , too . but , babe , i 'm really worried about your job . frankie : oh , do n't . it 's fine , i 'm fine . randi : what ? frankie : i said , `` i 'm fine . `` randi : babe , i ca n't hear you . i got to go . frankie : randi ? randi : i 'm sorry . i love you . bye . frankie : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] scott : emma heard the three of you fighting , and it scared the hell out of her . colby : sorry . we did n't -- scott : i 'm guessing it had something to do with the two of you ganging up on annie again ? colby : no , scott , that is not what happened . scott : why do n't you tell me what did happen ? j.r. : it started because i was upset . i was upset that caleb would n't sell cortlandt to us . annie said a few things , i lost it . my fault . no excuses . scott : so then why were you so upset ? crying ? colby : it 's not that easy -- all of us living in this one house . scott : and you 're blaming annie for that ? j.r. : no . she just happens to push the wrong buttons sometimes . i was just talking to colby about this . it 's time we get this family back together , stronger than ever . and you have my word : what happened today wo n't happen again . scott : your word is n't too reliable . j.r. : yeah , i know , scott . we have our issues , but we all want this family back together and stronger , and i am committed to that . it 's all gon na be ok . [ scene_break ] annie : emma , sweetheart , it 's late . ohh . why do n't we go to bed and look for the dress tomorrow ? hmm ? emma : i want to talk to daddy . annie : well , you can talk to me . emma : but i want him . [ phone rings ] ryan : no , do n't worry . i 'll -- stay right there . stay , stay , stay , stay . two seconds . two seconds . hello ? annie : hey , it 's me . sorry to bother you , but emma wants to talk to you . ryan : really ? is everything ok ? annie : yeah . i think she 's just a little overtired . i 'll put her to bed after you say good night . ok . emma : daddy ? ryan : hey , sweetheart . hi . how 's my little girl ? emma : i lost the cinderella dress greenlee got me . ryan : oh . um , ok . well , we 'll get you another one . all right ? emma : but i want that dress , daddy . it 's special . ryan : oh . well , look , i 'll see what i can do . hey , is everything else ok ? emma : i really miss you . ryan : i miss you , too . i do , sweets . i 'm gon na see you real soon , ok ? emma : tonight ? ryan : well , not tonight , but really , really soon . i promise . hey , will you put your mom back on the phone ? emma : mm - hmm . for you . annie : hey . ryan : hey . she seems really upset . is everything ok ? annie : no , no , she just misses her daddy . we 're fine here , and we 'll see you when you get back . ok ? ohh . hey , you are a very , very lucky little girl . you know that ? you have so many people that love you so , so much . madison : ryan ? is everything all right ? i know . how can it be when your little girl is upset ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : no , no , we need to get all the money together if we 're gon na act quickly . this is a major move . the chandlers wanted this for a long time , so we need to keep it quiet . heh heh heh ! seriously ? [ footsteps ] j.r. : well , you know me : i always get what i want . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , let me do that , ok ? i 'm sorry that i ruined , you know , the mood . madison : your little girl needs you , ryan . ryan : what are you doing ? madison : we 're going home . ryan : no , no , no . madison : yes , ryan , you need to go home and kiss your daughter good night . ryan : what is it ? madison : the look on your face when you were talking to emma . that pure , pure love that i saw , that is what you see in the movies and read about in books . but when it 's that real and that close -- wow . i hope i know that someday . ryan : you will . i guarantee that you will . in fact , you probably wo n't even see it coming . it 's just gon na sneak up on you , and then bam -- right in your face . madison : let 's get you home . [ scene_break ] david : feeling better ? greenlee : a little . thanks . david : i 'm concerned about you . greenlee : like i said , it 's just been a rough day . david : yeah , same here : trouble at the hospital . greenlee : and i have n't been very supportive . david : but you have been . no matter how hard things get at work -- the incompetency , jealousies , the ridiculous demands -- it helps to know that i get to come home and look at that beautiful face . it makes all the difference in the world to me . greenlee : you give me way too much credit . david : i do n't give you nearly enough . greenlee , you have no idea how important you are to me , how this relationship is different from any other i 've ever had . greenlee : it means a lot to me , too . david : i love you . greenlee : i 'm sorry . i 'm just -- my head 's really throbbing right now . david : are you sure that 's all it is ? [ scene_break ] colby : how 's emma ? scott : she 's asleep . i just looked in on her . colby : i 'm really sorry she had to hear all that . scott : yeah . me , too . that little girl 's gone through a lot lately , and so has her mom . colby : look , scott , i know you and annie have your -- scott : just listen for a minute . i know it 's a pretty safe bet that you and annie will never be friends . i am also not blind to who annie is , no matter what some people in this house may think . colby : i never said anything about her that was n't true . scott : ok , ok . the point is , is that i see it . i see all of annie 's desperation . i see all of her insecurity . and i see all the hurt and damage done to her by people that she loved and trusted . but i also see a kind , loving person , and that is who i love . colby : how did somebody like you come out of this family ? scott : i hope that 's a compliment . colby : it is . you 're just so forgiving . you forgive j.r. you forgive annie . you forgive me . scott : i think it 's something my dad taught me : you look past the obvious if you want to see what 's really inside somebody 's heart . everybody makes mistakes . but if you love somebody , if you really love them , you can forgive them for just about anything . colby : even if the person is sometimes a spoiled brat ? scott : spoiled brat ? where ? colby : [ chuckles ] you are the best cousin . no , no . actually , i scratch that . you are the best person in this entire family , which is why i love you . and , yes , i want you to be happy . scott : thank you . [ scene_break ] annie : we need to talk about this . j.r. : colby did n't say anything to scott if that 's what you 're worried about . i convinced her that it 's better off for everyone that way . annie : and what about emma ? is it better off for her ? is this the way her life 's gon na be from now on -- listening to people scream at each other ? j.r. : of course not . annie : i will not bring any more pain into my daughter 's life . i wo n't do it . j.r. : that 's the last thing that i want for emma , or a.j . annie : but we keep doing this . we have been so selfish . j.r. : but this thing that 's going on between us , it 's just not going away . annie : so what do we do ? j.r. : we can stop pretending , make a plan , something that 's workable . annie : like what ? j.r. : like get you a house out of town , and for us . annie : so -- so , what ? so i can be your mistress ? j.r. : i do n't know . not mistress . more like -- annie : like what ? you can call it whatever you want . it would n't change what i would be . i have a daughter , and she deserves a mother that she respects . and i deserve to be a wife , a chandler . j.r. : i 'm not marrying you if that 's where you 're going . you know that , annie . i will not take another mother away from my son . annie : there is so much more at stake here than just you and just me . j.r. : yeah , you 're right . annie : i mean , we 're survivors , j.r. we can do this . i mean , you beat cancer . j.r. : with your help . and you 're still standing after everyone tried to knock you down , including me . annie : what does that tell you ? j.r. : that we can make this work . you just give me a chance to figure it out . annie : no . i got it . i know how to fix this . [ scene_break ] madison : you did n't have to walk me to the door . i know you 're anxious to go see emma . ryan : i wanted to walk you to the door . and i wanted to tell you that despite the fact that the ad guy 's jokes were horrible and that we spilt the champagne -- and , of course , my ex - wife showed up at the door -- i had a great time -- with you . madison : me , too , with you . ryan : ok . madison : oh . hi . frankie : hey . madison : i thought you were at work . frankie : well , david canceled my shift , so -- madison : oh , what a jerk . i 'm sorry . frankie : yeah , he 's a jerk . it 's not a big deal , though . what are you doing back here ? madison : oh , ryan had to get home to his daughter . frankie : yet you look and feel so happy . madison : i am . i mean , in a lot of ways , this trip was kind of a total disaster . frankie : i 'm sure with greenlee showing up . madison : yeah , but even with that , frankie , i think i 'm falling for him . i think i 'm falling in love . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i know . i know . the ultimate cliché -- `` my wife has a headache `` -- but i 'll make it up to you . david : as long as you 're ok . greenlee : i will be . i 'm gon na take a shower . maybe that 'll make me feel better . [ phone rings ] ryan : hey , greenlee , it 's me . um , look , emma lost the cinderella dress that you gave her , and she 's really , really upset about it . so i guess i was wondering if you could tell me where you got it , and i would get her another one . so , um , just let me know when you get a chance , ok ? i hope you got home safe . [ scene_break ] j.r. : hey . colby : uh , scott loves annie . really , really loves her . j.r. : is that why you did n't tell him about annie and me ? colby : yes . that , and i 'm trying to believe that you are done with her . j.r. : i am . nothing 's gon na happen between us no matter what we feel . colby : `` what you feel `` ? is there something more than physical going on between you two ? j.r. : i do n't know what it is . all right ? colby : you are really freaking me out , j.r . j.r. : but i am committed to this family , and i will not let anything or anybody get in the way of that . [ scene_break ] [ annie kisses scott ] scott : and that was because ? annie : you are my rock -- the way you are with emma , the way you are with me . and thanks to you , we finally have a real home now . so many people have tried to get rid of me , but you have stayed strong for us . i love the way you are with my little girl . and i love the way that you make me feel , and i feel like i have everything that i have ever wanted , and i feel like the world needs to know how perfect we are for each other . let 's get married . | colby catches j.r. and annie kissing and is quite upset . david comes home to find greenlee gone . ryan and madison spend quality time together in a hotel room in manhattan . ryan goes for ice and is surprised to run into greenlee . greenlee accidentally drops her folder and a picture of herself and ryan falls out . to her horror , colby realizes that j.r. is attracted to annie . downstairs , emma tells scott that her mommy and j.r. made colby cry . frankie calls madison and finds out that greenlee is in new york . when david taunts him about randi 's previous profession , frankie tells him that he should look for his wife in new york in ryan 's hotel room . colby insists on telling scott what is going on , but j.r. talks her out of ruining his life . greenlee returns to the hotel room where david questions her about her conference in new york and who she saw there . ryan and madison kiss while lying on the bed when they are interrupted by a phone call from annie . annie lets ryan know that emma wants to talk to him , because she ca n't find the dress that greenlee gave her for her birthday . annie tries her best to relieve emma 's worries about what she heard upstairs . j.r , assures scott and colby that the chandler family will be stronger than ever , but they have a hard time believing his promises . madison talks ryan into going home to emma . scott gives colby helpful advice concerning damon . annie refuses j.r. 's suggestion to be his mistress . j.r. refuses to marry her , so annie decides to marry scott , because she wants to remain a chandler . david lets greenlee know how much he loves her , but she begs off sex with a headache . |
tad : dixie 's father just passed away . cara : were you two close ? tad : nah . lord , no . he was a tough old bird . which is n't surprising . you 'd have to be with a name like seabone hunkle . cara : oh . tad : yeah , serious . whoever cleared out his stuff wanted me to make sure that i got some of the things he must have saved from dixie . you know , pigeon hollow . which is weird . i 'm surprised he kept anything . he was n't exactly the sentimental type . cara : did you know that dixie kept a diary since she was a little girl ? tad : no . no idea . but she could be private about a lot of things . cara : i used to keep mine hidden in a closet . tad : must be a chick thing . cara : totally . tad : all your secrets ? cara : yeah , and your hopes about the future , you know , what you want out of life kind of thing . tad : hmm . just think , all of dixie 's childhood hopes and dreams in this little book . cara : you gon na read it ? [ scene_break ] [ footsteps approaching ] amanda : i have to make this quick . jake thinks i just went to pick up lunch . j.r. : ok . amanda : i had a biopsy today . j.r. : a biopsy ? amanda : i do n't have the results yet , but i do n't have a good feeling about it . j.r. : so it really could be -- amanda : cancer . yeah . j.r. : if it is , you know i 'm here for you . amanda : if the news is n't good , you 're the last person i want to lean on . [ scene_break ] asher : [ pours water ] damn it ! [ scene_break ] ryan : hey ! you ok ? greenlee : i do n't know . just hold me . hold me . oh , my god . ryan : it 's all right . everything 's ok . greenlee : it was just so -- so disturbing . ryan : wow . bad dream . what was it about ? greenlee : david . [ scene_break ] griffin : hi . yes . my name is dr. griffin castillo . you do n't know me . i 'm calling from pine valley hospital . it 's regarding dr. david hayward . maria : what has that son of a bitch done now ? griffin : wow . ok . i guess i should start expecting responses like that . maria : i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to be so unprofessional . it 's just that dr. hayward and i have a very long personal history . is this regarding a patient ? griffin : yes , you . kendall slater told me some of the circumstances regarding dr. hayward 's treatment on people . maria : kendall ? wow , there 's another blast from the past . what is this regarding ? griffin : i 've heard some conflicting points of view on the man . i 'm trying to get the whole story . maria : is he up to something again ? griffin : very possibly . maria : yeah . do n't tell me . let me guess . he 's probably got some tiny germ of goodness in whatever he 's doing that 's making everybody second guess his motives . griffin : brilliant diagnosis . can you help me out ? specifically , i 'm looking for information on something called project orpheus . that ring any bells ? maria : no . no , but then again , thanks to dr. hayward 's drugs , my memory of that time 's pretty shaky . griffin : ok . i was thinking it could be a long shot . maria : yeah , sure . oh ! before you go , how is pine valley ? i miss it . griffin : it 's an interesting place . i was n't planning on staying , but here i am . maria : ha ha ! that 's pine valley . will you do me a favor ? will you give my best to everybody at the hospital ? griffin : will do . thank you , dr. santos . maria : thanks . oh , wait ! wait a minute , i do . i do remember something about orpheus . [ scene_break ] tad : i do n't know . reading somebody 's diary is an invasion of privacy , is n't it ? cara : i do n't think she would mind . tad : ok . here 's one . `` happy birthday to me . `` huh . `` mama ma -- mama made me the best cake ever and will kept asking what i -- `` wi - shed ? oh , wished ! `` wished for when i blew out my candles , but i could n't tell him , because it has to come true . i 'm going to get married to a -- `` ha . `` i 'm gon na get married to a handsome boy who makes me laugh at least 10 times a day . we 'll live in a 2-story house with a patio where we can throw halloween parties for our kids . `` cara : would you like me to leave ? tad : no . no , not right now . it 's getting a little weird . `` i -- i used to only want girls , but now i want one of each -- one boy and one girl . boys are trouble . [ sniffs ] but my husband will know how to straighten him out . `` cara : looks like she got her wish . tad : half of it . she never knew her little girl . cara : where are you going ? tad : i 'm gon na get some air , ok ? cara : is this when i just -- tad : no , no . what you said , you were right . i just need to get out of this house and away from that book . cara : do you want company , or -- tad : yeah . you bet i do . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i understand why you do n't want anything to do with me . but if anyone can relate to what you 're going through , i can . i had cancer . hell , i nearly died . still not exactly sure why i survived . amanda : you are unbelievable . j.r. : what ? amanda : i do n't want to hear that kind of talk from you . j.r. : i 'm just stating a popular opinion in this town . amanda : you got a second chance to live , you dumbass ! you know how lucky you are ? if i wind up being that lucky -- j.r. : all right , just chill out , please . amanda : i do n't want any help from you , and i certainly do n't want to hear your talk about dying , ok ? the only reason i came here is to tell you that i 'm quitting my job . j.r. : you do n't have to do that . amanda : yes , i really do . do n't even try and talk me out of it . j.r. : all right , if that 's really what you want . amanda : it is . working for you would definitely not be good for my marriage . j.r. : oh , jake 's been giving you a hard time about what happened between us ? amanda : no . he 's been great , actually . better than i deserve . j.r. : because it was only one time . amanda : and it never should have happened . i 'm so grateful to still have jake , to have my marriage . j.r. : i 'm so glad that it 's working out for somebody . amanda : you mean marissa knows , too ? j.r. : no , see , that 's the hilarious part . she does n't even know anything happened between you and i . she ended up falling for someone else . amanda : scott . j.r. : you 'd think it was scott , would n't you ? they have history . they like each other . i would have bet the house on my cousin . not even close . amanda : well , then , who ? j.r. : bianca . amanda : bianca ? j.r. : yeah , right ? the woman i love is a lesbian . i believe that calls for a drink . [ scene_break ] asher : it 's not my fault colby lost my pills . frankie : all of this is on colby ? is that what you 're saying ? asher : yeah . frankie : they 're your pain meds , but somehow someone else misplaced them . asher : i do n't know exactly how it happened , but i 'm just saying i do n't have them , and i 'm in a lot of pain right now . frankie : yeah , i can see that . asher : so why do n't we stop standing here and arguing , and you can just write another prescription ? frankie : i 'm afraid i ca n't do that , asher . asher : why the hell not ? frankie : i do n't think this has anything to do with colby . asher : so you think i 'm lying , is that it ? frankie : no , but i do think you 've developed a serious dependency on those drugs . asher : you 're calling me a druggie ? frankie : well -- asher : look , if you 're not gon na fill my prescription , i will find another doctor who will . caleb : asher . that might not be as easy as you think . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i do n't know where the dream came from or if it really was even a dream . ryan : what ? what do you mean ? greenlee : when you showed me that project orpheus logo , something clicked back to when i was recovering with david . ryan : this is actually something that you remember ? greenlee : yes , maybe . i think so . i do n't know . it was after the motorcycle accident , and i woke up , and i was in this room with david . and that 's when i saw it . ryan : when you saw what ? greenlee : i saw the project orpheus logo on my iv drip . and david was standing over me , saying , `` you 're mine . i saved you . `` and then -- ryan : and then what ? just try to remember . greenlee : i do n't know . i do n't know if i heard something or if i just sensed it , but i turned away from david for a second , and i saw this other gurney in the room and there was somebody on it . ryan : who ? did you recognize who it was ? greenlee : no , i could n't see that well , but there was definitely somebody there , and -- uhh ! that 's when i woke up . so what do you think ? ryan : i think it could be a dream . greenlee : yeah , but it felt like it actually really happened . and if it was n't a dream -- ryan : that means that you were n't david 's only patient . [ scene_break ] maria : david had concocted this story . griffin : apparently , he 's very good at that . maria : this one involved trying to convince me that i was guilty of committing a murder and that i needed to go on the run , which i did because i trusted him . griffin : do i want to hear any more ? maria : one of the new credit cards that he gave me to start my new life with was registered under orpheus . i do n't know if that 's any help for you . griffin : well , it 's something . maria : he 's gon na hurt more people , is n't he ? griffin : i honestly do n't know . maria : if he does and you need someone to help stop him , i will be there in a heartbeat . [ scene_break ] griffin : i need to talk to you about orpheus . david : that seems to be the ongoing theme around here . so what is it ? do you want to interrogate me , too ? griffin : i just want straight answers . david : you know all you need to know about the project . griffin : that 's not gon na fly anymore . i think that you 've been lying to me this whole time , and i want to know the truth . david : good - bye , dr. castillo . griffin : no ! i 'm not leaving here until you tell me what the hell has been going on ! [ scene_break ] cara : you still miss her , do n't you ? tad : huh ! yeah . to be honest , i think -- i 'm always gon na miss dixie . but i thought i 'd accepted it . i thought i was ok . i 'd gotten to the point where at least the memories were comforting rather than painful . cara : maybe it was hearing her voice again in the diary . tad : yeah , that was part of it . cara : what 's the other part ? tad : just finding out about her father , getting all that stuff , all that junk . somehow , it just kind of brought back who she was and what she was capable of . she was a miracle worker . she was something else , especially with j.r. oh , could i use her help now . when he was growing up , she always had this way of making him see what was good in himself . same way she did with me . cara : i do n't think she had to look very far . tad : oh , ha ha ! cara : stop laughing . tad : no , it 's true . you were n't there . i 'm not kidding , man . looking back in hindsight , i can honestly say , you would not have wanted to know me . cara : well , you turned out ok . tad : yeah , because of her . just 'cause of dixie . yes , she gave me an even shot . i mean , if joe martin gave me a chance at being a human being , dixie gave me a chance at being a husband and a father . she was the one that turned things around . she -- i do n't know . she made me look at myself in a different way . then one day , i woke up and looked in the mirror , and i realized if somebody like dixie cooney can love me , then what the hell . i ca n't be all bad . [ scene_break ] asher : you called him . frankie : i felt like your father should know what 's going on . asher : there 's nothing going on . not everyone who takes a pain pill has a problem . frankie : i think asher needs some addiction counseling . i can hook you up with a few names , if you like . caleb : thank you . asher : i 'm not going to counseling . caleb : asher . there 's no harm in talking to somebody about it . asher : the only thing i need right now is a new doctor . caleb : hey . why do n't you -- why do n't you and i go someplace and talk about this ? asher : no . let 's talk about it right here , ok ? do you think i 'm a druggie ? caleb : i do n't have enough experience to have an opinion about it . asher : come on , stop with that lawyer crap . just give me a straight - up answer . do you believe this guy , or do you believe your own son ? [ scene_break ] amanda : what are you doing ? j.r. : no , whoa . whoa . it turns out , booze is my best friend . it likes to punish me , but i love it all the same . amanda : you do n't have to do this . j.r. : yeah , i do . it gets me through . amanda : do you have a sponsor , somebody who -- j.r. : just relax for a second . i 'm standing on my own two feet . i 'm not slurring my words . i 'm a rock . i 'm a rock . amanda : you 've been hurt . j.r. : no . i do n't get hurt . rocks are tough . amanda : ok . so marissa fell in love with someone else , but -- j.r. : no . not just someone else . another woman . so that makes it even more special , right ? amanda : getting drunk is not the way to handle it . j.r. : it 's gon na have to do for now . i suggest you try it after everything you 've been through . amanda : no , thanks . j.r. : i know something that might make you feel a little bit better . amanda : no , stop . j.r. : come on , amanda . amanda : i said no ! [ scene_break ] ryan : truthfully , i would n't put it past hayward to hide some other patient and do god - knows - what to him or her . greenlee : i need to find out if it was a dream or if it really happened . ryan : ok . we can try hypnosis . greenlee : does n't work on me . i 'm not suggestible enough . ryan : i buy that . greenlee : there is another way , only you 're not gon na like it very much . ryan : no , you 're not going anywhere near that man . greenlee : i 'm not talking about confronting david . i 'm just talking about playing him , working him a little bit . ryan : you mean like kendall did with ricky , because that turned out so great . greenlee : as a matter of fact , it did . ricky 's in jail , is n't he ? ryan : not before he got her out on a boat at sea and almost killed the woman . greenlee : this is different . i 'm not gon na suck david in by pretending to be in love with him . ryan : so what is the plan ? greenlee : i do n't know yet . ryan : it 's got ta be something that strokes his ego a little bit , plays to whatever sentimental bone he 's got left in his body . we got ta find a way to manipulate him just right . greenlee : we ? ryan : you . with me protecting you . ok ? what ? together , we can come up with something great , something that he wo n't even know what hit him . greenlee : thanks . ryan : i have n't exactly come up with anything . greenlee : no , but thank you for not fighting me on this . ryan : we 're a team . nothing that man says or does could come between us again . nothing . [ scene_break ] david : who the hell do you think you are ? griffin : someone who trusted you . now i need to know . have you told me everything there is to know about project orpheus ? david : i brought you on to help with research . that was all . you also signed a confidentiality agreement when you came on board , which means you have no right discussing this with anyone ! griffin : except you . david : you 're falling under the spell of the small - minded drones in this town . you know how important this work is . you , of all people , realize the good that it can do . but they brainwashed you into thinking that i 'm some kind of evil mad scientist . griffin : i never said that . but you do take dangerous risks , david . david : high risk , high reward . griffin : and you 're not afraid to crush anyone that comes in your way . david : yes , that 's true , doctor , including you . griffin : is that a threat ? david : consider it a warning . i will not allow you or anyone else to interfere with my work . so if you want to stay on board , make history , that 's great . but back off and stop asking questions ! if you do n't , i have no problem cutting you loose . [ scene_break ] amanda : i do n't even know why i bother talking to you when you 're this way . j.r. : what way is that ? amanda : drunk ! i really hope you get your act together , but i can not be the one to help you do it . [ scene_break ] caleb : i want to believe you , son . asher : what kind of crap is that ? you either do or you do n't . caleb : i know you were in a lot of pain after the explosion . asher : i 'm still in a lot of pain . this guy 's the only guy that does n't think so . frankie : abusing meds is not gon na help you . you 're building up a tolerance . caleb : makes sense . we should listen to him . asher : i 'm not gon na listen to either of you . i 'm out of here . caleb : no , you 're not . come here . asher : i do n't need you stepping up for me right now . it 's a little too late in the game for that , do n't you think ? caleb : asher , i may not have been the father that you wanted or you deserved , but i am here now . i am in your life . i am here for you . that means i am gon na do my job , and whether you like it or not , you are coming with me . [ scene_break ] cara : ha ha ha ! tad : what ? how was i supposed to know she was -- that she ran a call girl ring ? cara : yeah . tad : i just thought she had a lot of roommates , and i was doing great with all of them . cara : ok . you were a bad boy . tad : i was not a bad boy . what does that mean ? i was just somebody that did whatever i wanted to , whenever i wanted to , with whoever i wanted to . cara : until dixie . tad : until dixie . my transformation hit quite a few speed bumps in the road . i made some -- some mistakes , some pretty horrendous mistakes , actually . cara : that why she left ? tad : partially . do n't get me wrong . she was human , too . she made her share of mistakes , but i 'd be lying if i said that a lot of 'em were n't because of me . cara : it sounds like , to me , it just took you guys a little time to work things out . tad : too long . because when we finally did and the timing was right , we realized that we could make it work and that we should make it work , she was gone . she died , just like that . guess it was n't meant to be . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , you got a second ? griffin : what 's up ? not really . ryan : this is not gon na take long . just a quick question . was greenlee part of project orpheus ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : ok , david , where are they ? david : what are you talking about ? greenlee : my medical records . they 've been wiped from the hospital computer system , and i can only assume that you had something to do with that . david : why do you need them now ? greenlee : that 's none of your business . david : it is if you 're expecting me to track them down . greenlee : my new doctor needs them to treat me . david : treat you for what ? greenlee : nothing major , just a little numbness in one of my legs . david : how long has this been going on ? greenlee : a while . david : specifics . greenlee : i do n't know , a few weeks , a month , maybe . david : a month ? and you 're only now seeking treatment ? you experienced severe spinal injuries in your motorcycle accident , greenlee . this could be serious . i need to examine you . greenlee : no . oh , no . you 're not getting that close to me ever again . [ scene_break ] asher : i told you , i do n't need a babysitter . j.r. : gentlemen ! you caught me drinking -- ha ha -- this fine kentucky whiskey . ha ha ! caleb : i thought you quit . j.r. : oh , yeah , that . decided to take a little break . speaking of breaks , care to join me ? caleb : no , thank you . j.r. : how about you , asher ? caleb : he 's fine . j.r. : oh . is he speaking for you now ? caleb : why do n't you go somewhere and sober up ? j.r. : excuse me , mountain man ? asher : just leave him alone . caleb : j.r. , i did n't fight asher staying here with you , because i thought you were gon na take care of him . asher : i do n't need taking care of . j.r. : that 's right . asher 's done quite well under my guidance . so here 's to a -- fine young man . [ glass breaks ] j.r. : now , why did you go and do that ? caleb : let 's get out of here . asher : i 'm not going anywhere with you , all right ? j.r. : where you gon na take him , dad ? you gon na take him over to the ice cream parlor for a sundae ? caleb : i 'm gon na take him where i should have taken him a long time ago . home with me . [ scene_break ] opal : hey there ! do n't you look pretty today , huh ? oh , what is it ? what is it ? come here . [ scene_break ] griffin : greenlee had a dream where she saw the orpheus logo ? that does n't mean anything . ryan : if it was an actual memory , it could mean a lot . griffin : but i guess there 's no way of knowing , right ? ryan : are n't you at least curious ? griffin : no . i mean , the whole thing could have been triggered by greenlee seeing the orpheus key card you took a picture of in david 's office . ryan : ok , but how does that explain the other patient ? griffin : what other patient ? ryan : greenlee remembers waking up in the room that david kept her in . when she woke up , she remembers seeing another gurney , and there was a person there on that gurney . griffin : did she recognize who it was ? ryan : no . no , it was too hazy . griffin : that sounds like a dream . ryan : but what if it was n't ? think about the implications of that . that means david is holding somebody else there with his miracle healing or whatever . come on . we all know how much david loves playing god . now maybe he thinks he 's gon na move on to the real thing . [ scene_break ] greenlee : all i want from you are my medical records . i have a legal right to them . david : and i 'll look into them . greenlee : david , ca n't you just admit once that you did something ? i know that you took them . if you do n't restore them , i 'll -- ow ! david : what 's wrong ? greenlee : nothing . nothing . david : it 's obviously something . greenlee : it 's just the numbness again . it just came back . david : where ? greenlee : my lower leg this time . it 'll pass . it always does . david : until it does n't . this could be serious , greenlee . greenlee : i know , ok . that 's why i 'm going to the doctor . david : no other doctor can help you . you need me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : father of the year ! ha ha ! wait a minute . you guys have n't even known each other a year , have you ? caleb : you want to take anything , go get it now . j.r. : yeah , you better listen to your dad , asher , because father knows best . asher : maybe you should lay off the alcohol for a while . j.r. : oh , come on . what the hell do you know ? asher : i know you 're drunk . anybody can see that . j.r. : you want to leave , go ahead and leave . i 'll just tell colby she needs to find herself new -- puppy dog to lead around . asher : when colby gets back from her vlog tour , tell her that i want to see her . j.r. : yeah , she wo n't care . asher : what happened to you , man ? j.r. : what happened to me ? asher : yeah . j.r. : what happened to me ? ! life happened to me . it came sneaking up behind me and kicked me right in the ass . you stay around this world long enough , it 'll happen to you . asher : you gon na be ok ? j.r. : yeah . i 'll be fine . i 'll be just fine -- with all this traffic buzzin ' around here , so get on out of here . asher : j.r . j.r. : i said go ! leave . caleb : get some help , j.r . [ scene_break ] opal : cancer ? amanda : doctors are n't sure , but it could be . opal : oh , my lord . amanda : i 'm trying so hard to be strong and brave , but -- opal : of course , you are . of course , you are . but you know , sometimes the bravest thing is to just let yourself cry your eyes out . yell out your fear and let the people who love you take care of you . let them know you need them . amanda : i 've hurt jake so badly . opal : it 's all right . it 's all right . he loves you . right now , you need your husband . you need your family , and that includes me . you just got ta let us love you and take care of you . [ scene_break ] griffin : i do n't know what else i can tell you . ryan : so you keep saying . griffin : look , i really got ta get back to the hospital . so if there are no more questions -- ryan : i 'm not trying to give you a hard time with this . i 'm really not . you knew david as a mentor , as a brilliant doctor , as a teacher . and now you know him as a megalomaniac who has absolutely no boundaries in order to get what he wants . griffin : look , i really wish i could tell you more , but i 've told you everything that i know . ryan : ok . all right . fair enough . griffin : got ta go . [ scene_break ] greenlee : but you think only the great david hayward is the only one who can treat me ? david : because i still care about you , greenlee . greenlee : so it is personal . david : and i do n't want you to feel any pain , all right ? greenlee : i 'll be fine . david : not if there 's pressure on the nerves . not if all the work i did to reconstruct your spinal column is botched by some hospital hack . greenlee : that 's a fine way to talk something about your staff . david : you know what i 'm talking about , and you know i 'm right . i saved you once , greenlee . i brought you back to life when no other traditional doctor would have ever thought it possible . that 's not arrogance . it 's a simple fact . greenlee : actually , it is -- arrogance . but maybe you 're right . david : you do n't trust me in a lot of ways , but when it comes to your health , you know you can trust me . greenlee : you really think it could be something serious ? david : give me a chance to find out . let me examine you . greenlee : ok . [ scene_break ] tad : i am sorry . cara : what are you sorry for ? tad : come on . going on and on like this about my dead wife to my new wife ? cara : your new wife thinks it 's a - ok . tad : i do n't know why it 's hitting me like this , so suddenly , out of the blue . cara : because she was a huge part of your life . she inspired you to be the man you are today , to be the best friend , best husband -- fake or real -- any woman would ever want . tad : so who am i now ? cara : what do you mean ? tad : i mean , who am i now ? i think i should find out who thaddeus martin is separate from dixie , and i thought i had done that , that i finally made peace with her death . obviously , i have n't . and i think now is the time . tad : do n't you think it 's crazy ? dixie has been dead for years . cara : you do n't need to explain . tad : i mean , i think i do . i think i want to , to make sense of it for me . i have to move on . i have to put closure to this thing somehow so that getting a shoebox of junk in the mail does n't set me back this badly . cara : well , i understand the importance of closure -- probably because i did n't get it . tad : with jake . cara : yeah . i said i came to pine valley to see my brother , but really i always hoped that one day jake and i would get back together . tad : we knew that . cara : right , but you helped me move on , and i 'd like to return the favor . sorry . that was presumptuous of me , was n't it ? tad : no . cara : yeah , a little bit . tad : no , no , no . you do n't understand . it 's -- it 's a blessing , you know ? it 's a kindness . and i think -- i think i need you . cara : really ? tad : really . what 's more -- if you agree -- i would like you to be there when i say good - bye . [ scene_break ] j.r. : what are you looking at ? huh ? i said what are you looking at ? what ? oh , yeah . ok , you 're disappointed in me again , dad . disappointed in me . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey . how did it go ? greenlee : just like we thought it would . ryan : david bought it ? greenlee : he practically begged me to let him give me an exam . he 's still very invested in keeping me healthy . ryan : that 's because he still loves you . greenlee : part of it could be that , but i also think that david enjoys being a miracle healer . and i happen to be his prize subject . ryan : so he had no idea at all that you were faking ? greenlee : david can not prove whether pain does or does n't exist . and my having a relapse would be an affront to his genius , so he 's gon na do everything he can to make sure i 'm healthy . then i can find out if my dream is real or not . ryan : just be careful . greenlee : i 'm always careful . ryan : i 'm serious . too many trips down memory lane , and david 's gon na get suspicious . greenlee : i 'll make sure he does n't . but i need to find out if someone else was with me in david 's lab . and if there was another person , who was it ? ryan : maybe his protégé knows . greenlee : griffin ? did you talk to him again ? ryan : yes , i did most of the talking . he still claims that he has no idea what project orpheus is or of any knowledge of david doing anything wrong . greenlee : `` claims . `` ryan : he 's keeping something back . [ scene_break ] david : i asked you to leave . griffin : sorry . david : i want you out of -- griffin : when i started working on orpheus , you said it was a research project , research that would take years to implement . david : so what ? spit it out , griff ! get it off your chest ! griffin : is project orpheus pure research , or have you been experimenting on humans ? | frankie is concerned about asher when he asks for another prescription for pain medicine because he claims colby lost his pills . frankie calls caleb who comes to the hospital and frankie advises asher to get help for his addiction . asher says he is n't an addict but caleb tells asher he is moving out of the chandler mansion and coming home with him . caleb later goes to the mansion with caleb and sees a drunk jr and tells him to get some help . tad is moved while reading pages from dixie 's diary and after having a talk with cara about his tad the cad past he asks cara to help him say good - bye to dixie . greenlee has a dream about seeing the project orpheus logo and being locked in a room with another patient but she ca n't see who the other patient is so she and ryan decide to make david think that she is in pain in her legs from the injuries sustained from the motorcycle accident so that david will want to help her . david falls for the story and greenlee tells ryan that this way she will find out more about project orpheus . |
aidan : all righty , then . here 's where i separate you from your lollipop , g - man . oh , this is going to feel good . oh , yeah . want to go again ? you sure you do n't want to double your pleasure ? man : no , thanks . my bank 's busted . aidan : well , anyone else want to take on the winner ? anybody ? mia : i 'll take the winner . winner takes all . [ scene_break ] greenlee : too preppy . too girly . too slutty . what pms day in hell made me buy this ? how can it be possible that i 've maxed out 12 credit cards and i have not one thing that screams , `` take me , i 'm yours `` ? [ knock on door ] greenlee : ah ! if that is the designer fairy , get your wand in here . maggie : it 's just me . greenlee : hey , maggie . welcome to fashion disaster central . maggie : whoa . what is all this ? greenlee : three seasons ' worth of traffic - stopping , trendsetting designer dresses , thousands of dollars worth of custom fitting and hand beading and sewing , and i have nothing -- nothing -- to wear . maggie : so , is this closet raid to try to find something to impress carlos ? greenlee : carlos ? please . he 's so not it . maggie : `` it `` ? greenlee : it -- the one , the ultimate . i 've finally found the man of my dreams , and he 's going to belong to me . only me . [ scene_break ] man : ciao bella . may i be of some assistance ? simone : um -- man : you look somewhat lost . simone : oh , yeah . man : not to mention hungry . simone : oh , i just had to make sure that you were real . man : and your conclusion ? simone : oh , you 're real . yes , and tasty as it gets . man : so , it 's a good thing , no . simone : oh , it 's a good thing , si . yeah , you blow the other guys to shame . man : the others ? simone : oh , yeah , the dope on the rope , the jailbait , and officer dork . man : these are friends are yours ? simone : oh , no , no , fantasies that went `` fzzt . `` yeah , but you -- you are a living , walking , breathing dream . oh -- sorry . who are you , and where have you been my whole life ? man : i suppose i 've been preparing for this moment . simone : yeah ? well , i guess this is me dying happy . oh -- [ scene_break ] bianca : no . no , it 's not you . michael : oh , but it is , and , sweetheart , i have missed you so much , i 've thought about you so much . bianca : no . go away . go away . michael : oh , do n't say that . i ca n't stand to be away from you . it 's been torture to be away from you . i ca n't stand it . erica : sweetheart , we 've run out of lemon for the tea , but i brought some -- [ erica gasps ] erica : oh , my god ! michael , what are you doing here ? bianca , you did n't let him in , did you ? michael : the door is open , erica . as a matter of fact , you should do something about that . erica : i 'm calling security . michael : i would n't do that . bianca : stay away from her ! erica : it 's all right , sweetheart . he would n't dream of hurting me again . you , get out ! get out right now ! michael : you 're overreacting , erica . i 'm not going to hurt -- erica : get out of here ! you have n't seen overreaction ! kendall : if my mother does not kill you , michael , i swear to god i will ! michael : kendall , do you make it a point to misunderstand my intentions ? i 'm hardly the monster that you all make me out to be here . bianca , you 're going to give me the benefit of the doubt , are n't you ? erica : get somebody up here right now ! michael : you 're not going to cry wolf , are you ? erica : do n't you come near her . do n't you take one more step near her ! if you even think of doing to her what you did to kendall and me , i swear to god you will be dead before you hit the ground ! michael : bianca , you 're going to come to my defense here , are n't you ? erica : get out ! michael : lena told me that you do n't lie or throw nasty rumors around , spreading the r word . bianca : shut up ! shut up ! [ scene_break ] aidan : i take all walks of life , mia . mia : aidan , you name the stakes . aidan : well , how good are you ? mia : i 'm a novice . aidan : oh , really ? so the kickboxing grease monkey from the mean streets of brooklyn does n't know her way around a pool table ? mia : well , that hustler thing never really appealed to me much . aidan : until now . mia : until now . so , how do we begin ? aidan : you select the cue stick , and i 'll rack these up . mia : one of these little wooden jobbies over here ? aidan : yeah . well , no , that one might cause you a bit of bother , actually . try the one with the red -- the red band around it . mia : oh , good . red is my lucky color . so , what do we flip to see who goes first ? aidan : oh , ladies go first . ladies break . mia : `` break `` ? aidan : yeah , it 's when you , basically , hit this white ball -- mia : uh - huh . aidan : and hit it into the others . mia : and if i get all the balls in , then i win . aidan : yeah , something like that . mia : ok . aidan : ok . you 're up . mia : ok . so , how 's my form ? aidan : yeah , it needs a bit of tweaking , actually . this hip needs to come in a little bit and come down . mia : down ? aidan : yeah . put your hands like this , nice and steady . grab the cue , and you just want to kiss the ball and follow through and stroke it . mia : right . aidan : got it ? mia : got it . so , what 's that little blue cubie ? aidan : the little blue cubie is chalk . mia : oh , for keeping score . aidan : no , for friction . it keeps the balls from slipping . mia : really ? mia : excuse me . aidan : sorry . [ scene_break ] maggie : hmm . this is intense . greenlee : it was a gift . maggie : from carlos ? greenlee : carlos ? please , does that look like the work of a street artist ? maggie : carlos is very talented . greenlee : in his way , but that piece came from an artist 's soul . maggie : carlos has soul . greenlee : and it 's all yours . go for it . maggie : are you signing off on him ? really ? greenlee : you know , what is with you and simone ? you want me to sign an affidavit ? carlos and i are histoire . this number never was my friend . maggie : greenlee , excuse me for being a little skeptical , but the last time -- you know , i 've seen you with carlos before . greenlee : yeah , and i 've seen you with carlos . so ? maggie : well , at sos , i sort of got the impression that i was trespassing on your turf . greenlee : well , where did you get that ? maggie : from you . you were slicing and dicing me in front of everyone . greenlee : look , it was a bazillion degrees out with a gazillion percent humidity , and apparently everyone was throwing punches , not just me . maggie : so you 're really letting me move in on your ex ? greenlee : carlos is n't my ex anything . do you remember cruising the fusion office for him , and i gave you a running head start over simone ? maggie : well , yeah -- greenlee : how about coughing up some gratitude ? or at least a decent dress suggestion ? maggie : greenlee , i 'm sorry , but you have to understand , i think carlos and i might be more than a thing , and , well , i do n't want to be dumped on again by you or anyone . greenlee : take him , maggie . take him with my blessing . maggie : what happened with you guys , anyway ? greenlee : short version ? i never knew who the real carlos reyes was . maggie : really ? i think he 's pretty straightforward . i mean , he 's sweet . he 's drop - dead gorgeous . he 's nice , too . you know , all in all , i think it 's pretty good package , do n't you ? greenlee : i do n't know . it was like he was two different people . maggie : what do you mean ? greenlee : i mean , i never knew which one that i was with , who he really was truly at the core , and i never felt like i had anything to hold on to . maggie : so this new guy is only one guy ? greenlee : one amazingly , completely , totally perfect guy . [ scene_break ] simone : oh , so , of all the freight elevators in pine valley , you just happened into mine . man : a sign of my good fortune . simone : mm - hmm . so , what , you were just in the neighborhood and you decided to case the joint ? man : something like that . simone : well , you do n't look like a burglar . unless you were cary grant in `` to catch a thief . `` is that what you are ? hmm ? are you an international second- story man ? man : hardly . simone : so what do you really do ? man : i 'm afraid my answer would disappoint you . simone : oh , i do n't think you could disappoint me on your worst day , and i 'm betting you do n't have many of those . you can count them in single digits . man : i am by profession a venture capitalist . simone : oh . man : i seek out companies that look promising and could use some additional funding . simone : oh , so you 're santa claus with a stock portfolio and a bottomless checkbook . man : that 's one way of looking at it . simone : and fusion just popped up on your radar ? man : you 've managed to make quite a name for yourself . simone : yeah , well , that 's because i am fusion , and how did you find me -- i mean , us ? man : i saw that pirated television ad with that young man ? simone : yeah , yeah . man : and who does n't know about your sexiest man promotion ? simone : well , that was all mine . you know , the pirate ad , the contest -- it 's all my inspiration , yes . man : wow . it would seem i 've come to the right place . simone : talk about amazing coincidences . man : a coincidence that was written in the stars . [ scene_break ] aidan : oh , my god . i 've been rightly had , so i owe you that 50 . mia : oh , you know , why do n't we just take that and trade it in for a couple of beers and maybe some shots of tequila . aidan : ok . the woman likes to live dangerously . mia : the woman just likes to live . aidan : david , a couple of drafts , please , sir ? so , where did you learn to shoot a stick like that ? mia : oh , off of the internet . you ? aidan : i kind of grew up watching old folks down at the pub drink their pension money , watch them play pool . mia : i love the game . every shot is like a calculated risk . aidan : yeah , there 's this one spot that if you connect with that , magical things happen . mia : zen and the art of shooting pool . aidan : thanks . mia : yeah , you know , my life this past year has been a series of bad bank shots and lousy , lousy breaks . aidan : yeah , i know what you 're talking about . mia : you do ? you know the feeling , like the table 's just sort of tilted against you ? aidan : well , this is not the first time i 've chalked up and lost this week . mia : yeah , but that 's the good thing about the game . you know , you keep practicing , you keep your eye on the prize , you just might get it . aidan : are we still talking about pool ? mia : maybe . no . you see , my fusion friends and i -- we have this little wonky sort of bet going . aidan : what kind of bet ? mia : it 's like this race to find the guy of our dreams first . aidan : well , who 's winning ? mia : i think -- i hope -- i am . [ scene_break ] simone : oh , you 're a natural . man : part of the basic training . simone : oh , training for what ? man : life . simone : oh . pour . well , this is what i call living . mm - hmm . la , la , la , la . very good . here you go . man : mm - hmm . simone : to our joint venture . mmm . ok , so , when do i get to see you again ? man : i 'm here now . simone : oh , i mean , for me to make a formal pitch concerning your investment capital . man : what about your business partners ? simone : who ? man : the women of fusion . simone : hmm . man : i read in `` us weekly `` magazine there are four of you , right ? simone : right , right , them . well , really , i 'm the one that outfits this entire company , yeah . the girls -- i mean , greenlee -- she 's got some social connections . kendall -- i mean , she gets friendly with the copier , and mia -- she was really just a pity hire . man : `` pity hire `` ? simone : yeah . i mean , the complex business workings of the world -- they 're really a bit beyond her grasp . man : then you are the heart and soul of fusion ? simone : oh , well , you said it , not me . man : it must be gratifying finding success at your age . simone : yeah , well , you know , the neighbor 's cat thinks i 'm cool , and of course , the dry cleaners -- they want a signed , autographed glossy . man : you 're happy on the outside , but on the inside , perhaps you are lonely . simone : well , i just -- you know , things did n't turn out the way i thought . you know , in college , i had this list of things i wanted to accomplish , that 's all . man : like what ? simone : well , first off , i used to be a writer , yes , and i do n't know , i just thought by now i would be rich and famous . man : you are well on your way . simone : oh , yeah , well , it does n't have the same meaning when you 're still zapping soup for one in your microwave and you spend your friday nights with a george clooney video , and why in the world am i telling you this ? i 'm so sorry . man : because , you know , i am a good listener . hmm ? simone : hmm . man : your affairs of the heart are not in order . simone : `` affairs of the heart `` -- that 's a good one . hot or subzero , actually , depending . man : who was the fool who let you go ? simone : how did you know that -- all right , well , there was this guy . he was gorgeous , of course , and sensitive , and he had these eyes that could just burn right through me , but i was n't the one that lit his fire . man : too many men fail to see what is essential in a woman -- the passion , the capacity for love . it 's a flame that lights the darkness . simone : yeah , well , maybe for some women . man : i 'm talking about you . your beauty , your inner light . any man who sees past you is blind . if you let me , i can change your life forever . [ scene_break ] jack : yeah , that 's right . you take one step toward me , i 'll snap your neck like a twig , and god himself will call it justice . you understand me ? erica : jack , stop it . he 's not worth it . michael : you know , just because your case against me is never going to go to trial is no reason for you to go all vigilante , counselor . erica : just get rid of him , jack , please . jack : you show your face around here again , i might just forget i 'm supposed to uphold the law . michael : it 's been real . jack : i 'm doubling security . are you all right ? erica : oh , i 'm fine . jack : kendall ? kendall : i 'm fine . erica : baby , listen to me . you can not let that horrid man upset you . i mean , he is very hateful , but thank god nothing -- nothing has really happened yet . no harm has been done . jack : look , i am going to make sure that that man does not terrorize this family . i 'm going to put cambias away for the rest of his life , i promise you . erica : do you hear your uncle jack ? cambias is going to be gone , and then kendall and lena and i will be safe , so you do n't have to waste one more second worrying about us , honey . erica : but that does n't mean we ca n't worry about you . bianca : i 'm ok . jack : sweetheart , are you sure ? david hayward told me he found you on the rooftop of the clinic , and he was afraid that maybe you 're suffering from depression . kendall : do you know how frantic we were when you left myrtle 's with that suitcase ? where were you going ? erica : honey , please tell us what 's wrong . uncle jack and i will be there for you . we 'll do everything we can to help you to make it better . only , please tell us , honey . we 'll postpone the wedding even , right ? jack : oh , absolutely . we 'll do anything . family always comes first . bianca : no , no , no , no . it 's ok , it 's ok . i will tell you the truth . i 'll tell you everything . look , you guys , you 're so sweet to be worried about me . i love you for it . erica : well , honey , we love you . bianca : i know , and i guess i have n't been acting like myself lately . call it depression , call it , you know , whatever , but whatever david hayward said , i was not about to take a flying leap off of any building . erica : but you 're not eating . bianca : yeah . not three square meals a day . like any person , normal person , who 's sad and upset , i -- i lost my appetite . it 's not a relapse . the reason that i 'm not eating and that i 'm not sleeping and that i burst into tears every two minutes is that it 's over between me and lena . erica : honey , i 'm sorry . bianca : no , mom , you know what ? it 's ok . it 's not your fault . it 's nobody 's fault except my own . jack : sweetheart , how -- how is it your fault ? bianca : because i was just kidding myself , thinking that i could see past everything that 's happened . i ca n't . it 's too late , and -- and i 'll never be able to look at lena again and not see all of the horrible things that have happened . they 'll always be there between us , keeping us apart , and i just -- i ca n't just forgive and forget . jack : maybe with time -- bianca : no , no , no , there 's not enough time in the world . i -- i ca n't ever go back to the way it was before . kendall : but , bianca , if you still love her -- bianca : no , no , you know what ? nothing -- everything is ruined now , and nothing can fix it . erica : honey , i know how it feels . nothing 's more painful than a broken heart and betrayal . bianca : no , it 's ok . i 'm getting over it . i am , and the wedding is helping . erica : it is ? bianca : yeah . right now i need to know that -- that life goes on and dreams are possible and happiness is attainable , and the only way that i 'm going to do that is if you guys go on with your wedding and let me be a part of it . jack : sweetheart , are you -- are you sure that 's what you want ? bianca : yes . uncle jack , this is the one good thing i have to look forward to . please do n't take it away from me . erica : oh , honey , if you 're sure -- bianca : of course i 'm sure . if you want me to smile again , then i got to see you at that altar next to uncle jack , and i want to see you promise that you 're going to love him forever . erica : and i 'm going to love you forever , honey . jack : we all will . [ scene_break ] maggie : so , give me the rundown on carlos . greenlee : like what , his care and feeding ? maggie : no . what makes him happy ? greenlee : maggie , do you really think if i knew what plucked carlos ' heartstrings , we would have gone our separate ways ? maggie : true . ok , i guess i 'm on my own , then . well -- greenlee : and better off that way . maggie : wish me luck . bye . you know what ? greenlee : what ? maggie : i like this a lot better . greenlee : what ? maggie : being friends . greenlee : yeah , well , if on your way to carlos you pass a boutique with a killer dress in the window , give me the old speed dial . maggie : will do . oh , one more thing -- this actually might not really be the best time -- greenlee : just say it . maggie : about an hour ago , i trapped simone in the freight elevator at fusion , and , well , she 's probably about ready to come out now . so if you want to go get her , you can , ok ? greenlee : oh , serves that simone right , doing time in solitary . [ scene_break ] simone : so , what is your game plan for changing my life ? man : i simply hold up a mirror . simone : oh , well , i actually do n't have one of those handy . man : look into my eyes . simone : huh ? man : you see ? simone : um -- i 'm not sure . man : the most beautiful orchid in the rainforest does n't chase the butterfly . she simply grows more alluring with each passing moment . simone : i 'm an orchid ? man : like no other . you are too unique to run after any man . let him come to you , the way i did . simone : yeah , well , you 're interested in me as an investment . man : who knows how it will pay off ? i have to go . simone : oh , ok . well , when will i see you again ? man : i 'll be in touch . simone : ok , all right , so let me get your name and numbers so that -- shoot -- so that i can fax you our company 's overview . oh . oh , dear god , please , make him be mine before the other girls see him . i swear , i 'll be your best friend forever . [ scene_break ] mia : i mean , why troll the streets and bars and whatever looking for the perfect guy when he 's sitting right in front of my eyes , totally gorgeous , totally available ? aidan : so as long as i am up for grabs , you thought you would make your move and beat kendall and the others to it ? mia : well , yeah . when opportunity presents itself in such a tight package , i guess i 'd be a fool to pass you by . so , what do you think about you and me as a winning team ? aidan : uh -- mia , i think that you are an amazing , beautiful , attractive , challenging woman . i -- um -- mia : right . ok . you 're just not in the market for anything more than a game of eight - ball ? aidan : well , i do n't mean to be such a drag , but if you really want to ace that bet , you might -- you know , i would choose somebody else , because my life 's a little bit of a muddle right now , and i would go after someone a little bit more accessible if i were you . mia : you know , that 's a shame . you deserve better . aidan : so do you . seek and ye shall find . see you . man : excuse me . can you help me ? i got something caught in my eye . mia : what do you mean , like an eyelash ? man : no , like you . tell me you believe in one - night stands , and i can go to heaven ! mia : you know , a pickup line like that -- man : mm - hmm ? mia : rates a really big reward . [ scene_break ] greenlee : simone ? simone ? where the hell are you ? simone : i 'm right here . greenlee : simone , my god , are you ok ? simone : oh , yeah , i 'm fine , all things considering . greenlee : i heard you got stuck in the freight elevator . simone : oh , i did not get stuck . i was ambushed by that little twit magpie . greenlee : well , that 's what you get for locking her in the bathroom stall at sos . simone : you know , unless you have surveillance video , i 'm not copping to that charge . greenlee : well , how did you get out ? simone : i summoned my little superpowers and shimmied up the little escape thingy and up the cable to our floor . it took me at least a half - hour to wipe up all the grease and grime . greenlee : i 've seen you clean up better , but you 'd better move fast if you 're going to stop maggie . simone : stop maggie ? from what ? greenlee : she 's set her sights on carlos like a heat - seeking missile . simone : carlos ? carlos who ? [ scene_break ] erica : bianca , honey , you do n't plan to move into an apartment of your own right away , do you ? bianca : oh , well , mom , you know , i 'm used to being alone . erica : oh , i know , but , you know , with the wedding coming up now , it just seems staying here would make more sense . bianca : um -- i do n't know about that , mom . erica : well , of course , the choice is yours . however , i know i 'm going to be making a lot of 3 : 00 a.m. panic phone calls , really frantic about my color schemes , my seating arrangements -- jack : bianca , can i give you a little tip here ? unless you want a lot of sleepless nights , you might just want to say yes to your mother on this point . erica : honey , it makes so much sense for you . i mean , this way , you could really find that special place for yourself without having to rush into anything , and i swear , i will certainly give you whatever space you need to come to terms with all you 've been through with lena . bianca : oh , ok . look , i 'll stay tonight at least , ok ? erica : ok , that 's wonderful . that 's wonderful , and we 'll discuss more permanent plans in the morning . bianca : you know , thank you for the sandwich , mom . it was perfect . you know , i did n't even realize how hungry i was . erica : well , good . honey , would you like me to make you another one ? bianca : no , no . now i 'm full , and i want to run down to enchantment because i have a couple of loose ends to tie up on the youth line . erica : honey , no , do n't do that . i mean , it 's way too late to be working . bianca : yeah , but i 'm not tired , and -- erica : ok . actually , maybe that 's good . maybe this will be a good distraction for you . bianca : right . erica : yeah . bianca : thank you for understanding . erica : of course . bianca : good night . good night , uncle jack . jack : there will be an officer downstairs waiting to escort you , ok ? bianca : ok . good night , kendall . erica : sweetheart ? i 'll wait up for you . poor baby . after all she 's been through ? i 'll tell you what , as much as i fault lena , it 's michael cambias who is guilty of all of this . he 's caused it all . kendall : yeah , she 's -- she 's really burnt up over this whole thing . erica : she is . kendall , did you think that maybe bianca was holding anything back ? kendall : well , yeah , definitely , but it 's not easy to play a broken heart to a full house . erica : no , and bianca 's right . some things are truly unforgivable . kendall : but not everything , right ? erica : oh , no , of course not everything , kendall , no . thank you so much for all your help tonight . kendall : well , what 's family for , right ? you know what ? i got to go . erica : oh , of course . you have a date ? kendall : yeah , with fusion . greenlee 's going to bust my butt for playing hooky . erica : i can write you a note . [ jack laughs ] kendall : oh , no , no , thanks . i 'll wing it myself . i 'll call you tomorrow . erica : ok . kendall : ok . good night , jack . jack : good night , kendall . come here , you . now , you listen to me . bianca is going to be just fine because we are going to make sure that she is , ok ? erica : ok . michael : well , here we are again . miss me ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : simone , up until five minutes ago , you were so into carlos . simone : yeah , so were you . greenlee : yeah , well , i met the man of my dreams , who 's going to make me win this bet and live happily ever after . simone : shut up . you did not . greenlee : yes , i did . simone : so did i . greenlee : no way . simone : way . he 's totally gorgeous , handsome -- greenlee : worldly and sophisticated -- simone : oh , my god , i could just drown in his eyes . greenlee : yeah , and sleep in his arms . kendall : hold on , who are you guys talking about ? greenlee and simone : we met our dream men ! kendall : get out . shut up . so did i . greenlee : i met mine first . simone : no , i did . kendall : uh - uh , face it , losers , i have so -- i 've won bet . you 've lost the bet . greenlee : what about mia ? kendall : oh , mia , please . like she ever had a chance . simone : yeah , that 's really true . kendall : woof . mia : oh , my god . look , i told you -- [ scene_break ] erica : oh , thank god this day is over . jack : yeah . you know , though , sweetheart , bianca is much stronger than we tend to give her credit . bianca : no , michael , stay away from me . michael : oh , honey , you do n't need to be that way . it 's just you and me now , the way you like it . your mom and your sister are n't here to spoil our fun . erica : i was so afraid , jack . i was so afraid that i was going to lose bianca again . jack : but , honey , you did n't . you did n't . she 's safe and she knows she 's very , very much loved . michael : i 've been thinking about you ever since that night . i can not get you out of my mind . i 've wanted to tell the whole world , but who else can understand what we really shared that night ? erica : i just have to keep reminding myself -- bianca 's not a little girl anymore , and even though it hurts to see her hurting so much , she truly is capable of taking care of herself . michael : you know , i was wondering if you were going to run to mommy and tell her about our little , you know , tryst . erica : i 'm still afraid , jack . jack : of what , sweetheart ? erica : of michael cambias . the way he barged in here tonight , the way he lorded over us . jack : listen to me . very soon now , i promise you , michael cambias is going to cease to be a threat to anybody in this town . erica : ok , you 're right . i am just going to banish all negative thoughts and just concentrate on our fabulous future . michael : you know , i have to go now , but when you sleep tonight , dream about me . michael : till next time . [ scene_break ] eden riegel : if you 're sexually assaulted , reach out for help . do n't try to go it alone , like bianca . the national sexual assault hotline at 1 - 800 - 656-hope offers free and confidential counseling . they know what you 're going through , and they can help . [ next_on ] tad : wake up . you can do it . marian : this is n't a dream , tad . i 'm really here . anna : i came by to make things right between us . greenlee : whoever gets their guy to say `` i love you `` first wins the bet . kendall : that 's fair . greenlee : someone better tell mia . mia : if you 're not busy later , would you mind falling madly in love with me ? | mia goes to a biker 's bar to find aidan . after hustling him in a game of pool , she tells aidan that she thinks he 's the man of her dreams . aidan is flattered , but tells her he wo n't be able to give her the attention she deserves . the handsome stranger rescues simone from the fusion elevator and brings her up to the office . he 's just as charming with her as he was with greenlee and kendall . before simone can get his name and number , the stranger disappears . meanwhile , greenlee is still reeling from her meeting with the handsome stranger . she tells maggie that she 's found `` the one `` , and it 's not carlos . maggie is glad to hear it and decides to fully pursue carlos . at erica 's penthouse , bianca ca n't believe that michael is actually standing in front of her . before she can react , erica and kendall rush in and start yelling and screaming at michael . jackson shows up just in time and throws him out . kendall and erica then turn to bianca and ask her why she looks so faint . jackson tells bianca that they 'll even postpone the wedding just to make sure she 's all right . bianca snaps out of it and tells her mother that there 's no need to postpone their happiness for her sake . to get them off her back , bianca tells them that the reason why she looks so depressed is because it 's over with lena . she then agrees to stay with her mom for the night , but says she has to run to enchantment to take care of a few things . when she gets to enchantment , michael is waiting there for her . he shuts the door and tells bianca that he cherishes the night they spent together . he scares bianca into thinking that she should n't go running to mommy for help . meanwhile , jackson and erica decide that bianca is strong enough to take care of herself . erica wonders about michael , but jackson tells her that michael will never get near them again . later at fusion , greenlee , simone and kendall all declare that they are closer to winning the bet because they have found the man of their dreams . they wonder how mia is doing . back at the bar , the same handsome stranger approaches mia and she mistakenly spills a drink on him . |
ryan : zach slater , the guy that you just obviously had it out with . you -- maria : i know . i know him . yeah . ryan : loved him , maria . that 's what you just said . maria : past tense . past tense . ryan : ok . so when did it start and when did it stop ? [ scene_break ] bianca : well , this seems a little more private . zach : private 's good . what ? are you waiting for more ? i -- i offered money to your charity because it 's good business . a casino sometimes gets -- it gets a bad rap , so i just want to take the curse off , you know ? bianca : it just -- it does n't seem like just business . you 've had some run - ins with people that i care about , and now you 're here with my sister and an open checkbook . i 'm not stupid . zach : ok . i do have an ulterior motive . [ scene_break ] lt . perry : do you understand these rights as stated to you ? brooke : why are you still talking ? this is obviously a mistake . leave him alone ! jack : just tell lieutenant perry yes , and then do n't say another word , jamie . maggie : just stop , ok ? you 're treating him like a criminal . jamie : i did n't do it ! i did not drug babe ! this is all because i 'm trying to protect her from him , my brother . adam : still lashing out . reggie : do you have something wrong with actually solving the case ? you have the wrong guy , man ! lt . perry : well , tell that to a judge and jury , man . all right , you know the drill . let 's move . tad : lieutenant . you 're not going anywhere yanking my son around like a dog . lt . perry : you two want to play hero ? because we call that obstruction of justice . we have lots more cuffs and a whole bunch of cells . maggie : it 's easy to play tough guy with guns on your hips , huh ? tad : if you decide it 's a good idea to humiliate my son in the middle of an occasion like this , you better have a lot more than a mouthful of not - so - funny quips . lt . perry : i have an arrest warrant , and that 's all i need . jack : well , we 'll be going over that arrest warrant line by line , so plan for a long afternoon , lieutenant perry . lt . perry : we have sworn testimony from the dealer jamie copped drugs from . he quotes your son as requesting recreational drugs `` to get a lady friend in the mood . `` jamie : it 's not enough that you hurt babe , that you had to put that scum on your payroll to lie ? adam : lieutenant , is this necessary ? j.r. : i gave you a chance , jamie . i wanted to get you through this . you would n't listen . you would n't let me help ! brooke : what is all this about ? what did you do ? j.r. : i love him , too , brooke . this is killing me . jamie : you did it , j.r. you turned into your dad . must be the proudest day of your life , huh , adam ? babe : how could you do this , jamie ? you said that you were my friend and i trusted you ! jamie : you can still trust me . i would never do anything ! opal : you would never hurt a living soul , honey , and we all know that . tad : james , from now on , no matter what happens , no matter what anybody says , you keep your mouth shut . i 'm going to take my car . i 'll meet you at the station . jack : all right , enough . tad : i mean it , not one word until livia is standing right next to you , ok ? jamie : babe , j.r. did all this ! opal : tad will get this all resolved . jamie : you ca n't trust him , no matter what ! remember that ! you have to just trust me ! i would never do anything to hurt you ! babe ! [ scene_break ] maria : zach is a guy that i used to know . all right ? that 's all . ryan : he 's a guy that you used to -- maria : that i know , ok ? that i -- that i loved , literally another lifetime ago . ryan : well , i mean , i could n't hear what you guys were saying , but he obviously said something to upset you . maria : i already told you way too much , ryan . please , this is my private life . it 's not going to make you happy digging around in it . ryan : well , it might keep me quiet . maria : all right , then i 'll tell you what i told him , ok -- that it 's over and there is no more . ryan : and , what , that was news to him ? i mean , has n't he met your husband and your kids ? maria : oh , please , you know better than anybody it 's not that simple . ryan : well , how long were you guys hooked up , and was he as big of a jerk when you met him ? maria : you do n't even know the guy ! i mean , you know his name , you know what he does , but you do n't know him ! ryan : ok , fine . so tell me , who is he ? what is he about ? maria : oh , ryan , if you 've got it out for zach , that 's between you and him , ok ? ryan : come on , maria , the guy is climbing into the lives of people that i care about , and that might be all right , but it might not be . it depends on what he 's about . maria , these are people that you care about , too , so come on , help me out . [ scene_break ] zach : when you spoke about your daughter today , you barely mentioned loss or grief , but it was there in every word , every expression . and that emptiness , i -- i know that feeling . bianca : you lost someone close to you ? zach : yeah . yeah , i did . and that pain does n't go away , does it ? bianca : did you lose a child ? zach : no . i lost someone who needed me , someone who trusted me , not -- not a child , no . but i do n't think i ever dealt with it or accepted it . bianca : well , i know that feeling . zach : so when you spoke today , something hit me . i was n't there for that person . i was n't there when they needed me , and i think i could have done something . i could have stepped in , but -- bianca : you should have protected them , and you did n't . zach : yeah . that 's it . so maybe i was looking for absolution . and maybe that 's what i was looking for in your center , so i offered you what i have -- you know , a casino and money to try to settle an old debt . and -- it sounds -- sounds very selfish , does n't it ? does this make any sense to you ? bianca : it does . it makes a lot of sense . and thank you for sharing it with me . that must have been difficult for you , going through all that in one morning . but it still does n't even begin to explain your fascination with my mother and my sister . [ scene_break ] krystal : if i could , i would turn back time and make it so this did n't happen . tad : we do n't know that anything happened for sure in the first place . the only thing i 'm sure about is that a tornado just swept through and carried my son away . krystal : listen , i know you love both those boys . to have them on opposite sides of something this big -- but , you know , i have to look after babe . as much as i hurt for you , after this year that she 's had , i 've got to protect her . but i 'll be praying that jamie gets through this today and whatever comes next . tad : thanks . brooke : drugs , cops , jail ? and this thing with j.r. and babe -- did you know about this ? tad : if i had any idea it was going to go this far -- brooke : well , listen , i 'm a mother on the edge . tell me what you know . tad : it started at sos . [ scene_break ] reggie : hey , jack , what the hell is going on here , man ? pushers and liars , the rich scamming the law ? jack : it 'll be ok , reggie . lily : lost babies and upset faces ? i think reggie � s right . this place is n't good . i think the tutor 's place is better . jack : honey , we 'll be out of here in just a minute , ok ? just be cool . remember , jamie has tad and brooke and livia . reggie : it makes me crazy -- cracking - skulls crazy . that 's how it makes me . jack : i do n't want to hear that kind of talk from you . you 're not a street thug , all right ? [ reggie sighs ] jack : you feel like being a hero , you get that urge , you come to me , please ? i 'll talk you out of it , i promise you . i 'm always there for you . reggie : i know , i know . jack : good . come here . reggie : all right , later , man . lily : later . jack : come on , sweetheart . reggie : can you believe this ? maggie : oh , hey , i 'm with you on the cracking skulls idea . reggie : yeah , i know , and i know exactly whose skull to crack . danielle : who knew yuppie punk seth could cause so much damage ? reggie : and the yuppie punk that put him up to it -- j.r . [ scene_break ] brooke : so this drug dealer said that jamie bought -- tad : that does n't mean it 's true . brooke : it does n't mean it is n't . my god , tad , what if our son is guilty ? tad : either way , i lose a son . [ scene_break ] maria : you know , this is -- this is my life that you 're digging into here , ryan . ryan : i would n't do it if it was n't important . so , you guys were together ? maria : yeah -- he picked me up hitchhiking just outside of las vegas . yeah , i know , it 's totally crazy because anything could happen really , and -- and it did . he picked me up on this desert road , and you know that -- that tingle that you get in your belly when you 're just about to touch your destiny ? i was -- that very second that we met , i was shaking with it . ryan : was it mutual ? maria : yeah . yeah , it was electric . it was -- it was too beautiful for words , really . like watching the sunrise from our casita . that was our little house . i mean , from that first day that we met , we never spent another day apart because we had everything that we needed as long as we were together . ryan : whoa . that sounds like some kind of romance . maria : first love usually is . because , well , david had made sure that i had no memory , so i had no husband , i had no kids . there was nothing . i mean , essentially , this was my first love -- or maureen � s , anyway -- and it was just passionate and intense and -- and brief . ryan : why brief ? i mean , why would you walk away from a guy that you thought that you were destiny ? maria : god , i did n't walk away . i actually ran away because it made david crazy that i was involved with anybody , and he was saying that it was for my safety . ryan : but really he was just covering his own butt , yeah . maria : yeah , as usual . and , you know , he knew that if i got close to somebody that somebody might find out what he 'd done and know the truth , and so he made up this nameless , faceless `` they `` to keep me quiet . and the second he found out about zach , he claimed that `` they , `` of course , were closing in on us , and i ran . i mean , i just -- i totally ran for zach 's sake , and i did n't leave an -- no goodbye , no explanation , nothing . i was just gone . it just ended as briefly , as quickly as it started . ryan : until now . maria : well , no , it 's still -- it 's still over . ryan : maria , he 's here to win you back . maria : see , i do n't think so . he 's a really grand - gesture kind of guy , and he has n't done that . ryan : excuse me ? what do you call that big announcement that he just made at the groundbreaking ? maria : ok , well , it does n't matter , it does n't matter , though , because i 'm maria now , ok , and i 'm not going to go back to that . and that 's basically what you saw . you saw us arguing . i was trying to make it very clear to him . ryan : well , how does edmund feel about this guy ? maria : edmund does n't know . no , he does n't know because i 'm hoping that if he leaves as soon as i think that he might , then we 're not going to have to dredge up the past . ryan : maria , if my wife 's past came rolling into town , i think i would like to know about it . maria : edmund 's been through enough . all right ? ok , so you know everything now . that 's it . ryan : well , i appreciate everything that you told me here , but i still do n't know anything about this guy . maria : i 've got nothing ! i have got nothing else for you ! ryan : but i 've got less , you understand ? i ran a background check on this guy . i got nothing . he 's clean . he 's too clean . he 's like -- he 's like all smoke and mirrors . and personally , the mirrors i could care less about , but the smoke freaks me out because it means that people that i care about could get burned . [ scene_break ] zach : i met your mother in vegas . and i knew she was erica kane . gorgeous and talented and very funny . and sad . tragically , self - destructively sad . she spoke of you , of kendall , and of miranda . it was a lot of anger and a lot of guilt . endless , endless grief . bianca : my mother has been through more than most people could handle . zach : it was your pain that brought her to her knees . and this is not for me to -- she loves you very much , you and kendall both . kendall . hey , i ran into her when she was looking for her mother , and the only fascination i had with her was some interesting conversation , that 's about all . bianca : wait , you met her there , and now you 're here . did you follow her ? zach : no , i -- i have a casino in the area and bobby warner is my right - hand man , and pine valley seemed like a very convenient stop along the way , that 's all . bianca : it just seems a little too convenient . zach : my world is dice , cards , lots of cash . and that 's not real zen , is it ? but i ca n't help but feel that there was a reason that i was here today , because when i heard you speak about your daughter , you touched me . and i 'm not easily touched by anything anymore , so that 's -- this is -- this is stupid . i 'm sorry . you know , this is not your problem . this is my guilt , my -- i will deal with this in my own time , and the last thing i want is to taint this day for you . bianca : no -- zach : i 'm sorry . bianca : zach , no . please . we 're building the center not just for me or for miranda but so that the forgotten do n't stay that way . maybe it 's already working . you 're welcome to work with us , for the sake of the center , and also for the sake of whoever it is that 's missing from your life . zach : thank you . bianca : i should go back to my friends . zach : yeah . [ scene_break ] babe : hey . david : hey . babe : no time like the present . david : for what ? babe : an apology . david : and why would i do that ? babe : you 've been itching to pin something on j.r. for a really long time now -- the bigger , the better . but now you know you could n't be more wrong . david : your wife has such a sweet soul , does n't she ? what did we ever do to deserve her ? j.r. : that does n't really sound like much of an apology . david : jamie 's been arrested . but beyond that , i think my apology is just going to have to wait . j.r. : you know the truth . i do n't really care about anyone else . why do n't i get you and bess home . we 've all had enough . [ scene_break ] brooke : were we blind ? jamie was in love with babe . he went overboard -- the secrets , you know , the cows -- tad : he got over it . brooke : the first time ever ? maybe he did n't get over it . tad : brooke , i 'm telling you , that 's not what 's going on here . j.r. 's involved somehow . with adam running around playing heartfelt concern , there 's no telling how deep it goes . brooke : we have to go to the station . tad : yeah . good . she got the message . let 's hope livia can get jamie out of there . [ scene_break ] bianca : jamie ? how could he ? maggie : could n't and did n't . bianca : maggie -- maggie : `` maggie `` what ? you actually think that he could and did ? bianca : i do n't know enough to think anything . maggie : well , you know jamie . case closed . reggie : well , that wo n't be good enough for lieutenant perry . we 're going to have to move out and strategize . danielle : you planning on busting him out ? reggie : no , your aunt can do that , but we may have to bust j.r. ourselves . let 's go . [ scene_break ] krystal : well , you 're taking your sweet time getting up to speed on those daddy lessons . why do n't you just admit that you 're wrong and apologize to babe ? david : believe me , if i was wrong , i 'd be one happy chap . krystal : oh , god , you really think j.r. 's dirty in this , huh ? well , if you 're not going to budge on that , then i have nothing left to say . david : fine . you should n't wasting your time talking to me , anyway . you should be talking to babe , warning her . krystal : about what ? the man that she loves ? if you did n't notice , the guy that they hauled off was not my son - in - law . david : and exactly how difficult do you think it is for a chandler to find their way around the law ? [ scene_break ] opal : ok , that 's it , i 'm out of here . adam : opal -- opal : no , i 'm not taking any more . adam : opal , you are about as deft at the law as you are at color coordination . they 've arrested the culprit -- one james martin . opal : james martin is not the culprit , ok ? he 's not . i know because he 's my grandson . why do n't you lay into him , huh ? what are you waiting for ? he 's just begging for it . he is attacking your -- your ex - wife 's grandson ! palmer : what , by stating the obvious ? opal : jamie said he did not do it ! palmer : well , he also said that j.r. did do it . now , that 's dixie 's son . now , you want me to believe someone else besides my own bloodline , such as , well , yours ? opal : oh , you are just -- joe : palmer , how can a man live so long and know so little ? opal : oh , right on , joe ! adam : joe , it must be a shock to you to have someone in your family finally get caught . joe : if jamie says he 's innocent , i take him at his word . adam : oh ? and we 're wrong to believe in j.r. ? you 've always been a hypocrite . joe : mm - hmm . adam : it 's kind of you to make it so obvious . joe : mm - hmm , well , j.r. is family , but we always know that he has a slippery relationship with truth . and as far as the drugs go , j.r. has history , jamie has none . so let 's just leave it at that . as soon as the truth comes out , jamie 's going to be released . we 'll have to wait and see what happens with j.r . [ scene_break ] babe : so how can i miss these signs ? i know when i 'm getting hit on . i can see it a mile away . and then jamie , he just tells me he wants to be friends . he obviously wanted something different than that . j.r. : i 've known jamie my whole life and i never had a clue . babe : no . he was happy for us . i know he was . i 'm sure of that . j.r. : david 's right , you have a sweet soul , after everything . jamie did want you , whatever he could get , and if he would have gotten you , he would have won . he would have beat his big brother once and for all . babe : god . j.r. , we let him hold our precious little girl with all that hate inside . how could we even make him bess ' godfather ? j.r. : how could i make him my best man ? [ scene_break ] bianca : maggie , i know that you care about jamie -- maggie : ok , just do this for me -- ok , picture jamie grinding a pill into powder and putting it into babe 's drink so that he can have sex with her while she 's too high to give consent . danielle : that 's nasty . maggie : no , that 's rape , and that makes jamie no different than michael cambias . i 'm sorry , but , you know , that 's what we 're talking about here . reggie : do not use that chump 's name in the same sentence as jamie 's , ok ? bianca : oh , my god . danielle : you people need to fire your maid . maggie : no , we 've been robbed . reggie : no , no , no . you 've been tossed . it 's like a police search . bianca : what ? maggie : whoa , excuse me ! can you please put that down ? that 's not yours . officer : check the warrant . danielle : sergeant sirocco , right ? sgt . sirocco : let 's take a walk , miss frye . danielle : big case , huh ? sgt . sirocco : which means you leave now . danielle : these are my friends . sgt . sirocco : and your father is my boss . you think he wants you here ? danielle : i see what you mean . [ scene_break ] livia : lieutenant , you mean to tell me my client is here because a drug dealer flipped on him ? lt . perry : that 's a pretty good reason . livia : he sells drugs for money . you do n't think his honesty has a price tag ? how big is the file you have on seth phelps ? lt . perry : sorry , counselor , it 's confidential . livia : oh , yes , because the bigger the file , the sweeter the deal -- and i bet it was triple - fudge sweet . lt . perry : well , we make concessions for people who cooperate . brooke : you want jamie to lie ? tad : no . they want him shaking in his shoes so he 'll cut a deal that much faster . livia : well , that 's just too bad because we want jamie and his honest face and his good grades to take the stand . we want a judge and a jury to look from drug dealer seth to upstanding jamie . now , i will not file a malicious prosecution suit if you will remove these handcuffs and end this nonsense now . lt . perry : sounds great -- except all this nonsense got us a search warrant , and that silly little search warrant allowed us to peek in the drawers and under the rug at his place . tad : oh , do n't tell me -- you found enough change behind the sofa cushions to buy a chocolate doughnut . lt . perry : what we found was what your son scored . brooke : what 's that ? lt . perry : oh , that 's a bag of hard time . [ scene_break ] maggie : nice . very friendly . and god forbid they be a little neat . bianca : yeah , and this fingerprint dust -- they could n't wipe that up ? reggie : you 'd better be glad for that . maggie : oh , yes , i 'm thrilled . reggie : well , at least you know where they 've been . but look at this -- phone bills , bank statements ? bianca : oh , i bet there 's some missing . reggie : yeah , i know , they want to know what he 's been spending and who he 's been calling . maggie : i know , his pda 's gone , too . reggie : they must want his schedule and his phone book . maggie : they want everything . reggie : to get a search warrant like this , you got to be looking for something specific , but what ? danielle : you can ask me . reggie : did n't sergeant fat boy tell you to leave ? danielle : reggie , my first doll had a badge . i knew a real thug from snitch before i was 2 . reggie : oh , so you two went down memory lane or something ? danielle : i had to pretend to leave , then sneak back in . bianca : why did you have to sneak ? danielle : i 'm still grounded , plus daddy would n't want me here , anyway . bianca : with reggie ? danielle : in a drug den . maggie : excuse me ? a drug den ? danielle : looks like they found jamie 's stash . maggie : the only stash jamie has is his stale cupcakes . danielle : well , according to my friend the sergeant , the pills they found were the same stuff that got babe sick . bianca : oh , maggie , i 'm so -- maggie : no , do n't say it . do n't , because if you say it , then you believe it . and if you believe it , i swear i will scream . bianca : maggie , you and jamie are friends -- more than friends . i get that . but you know what , me and j.r. , we 're close , too . maggie : you 're such good buddies , he froze you out for months . bianca : and then he apologized . maggie : one day ago , bianca . bianca : it 's not the point . the point is that adam would drug his wife and try to pin it on his brother , not j.r. -- actually , even adam would n't do this to stuart . reggie : so now we know j.r. 's a bigger sleaze than his father . how depressing . bianca : no . no , he 's not . look , j.r. and i swore to each other we would n't become anything like our parents . maggie : well , i guess he 's changed his mind . bianca : never . j.r. would rather die than be anything like adam chandler . [ scene_break ] brooke : jamie 's mind does n't work that way . to buy drugs and give them to his sister - in - law ? jamie : like lieutenant perry cares about the complex workings of my brain . livia : but i do . and so far , nothing about your case adds up . lt . perry : why do n't we talk about this later , like after i 'm not here . livia : you know , i 'm really just doing you a favor by pointing out the holes in your case . some pills found in my client 's apartment . were his fingerprints even found on the material ? lt . perry : forensics will let us know shortly . jamie : they 'll show i never touched them . i never even saw them . livia : jamie , do you live alone ? jamie : i have roommates and a houseguest . livia : landlord , friend , visitors ? jamie : yeah , all of that . livia : people who come over , play video games , watch tv , and then leave ? jamie : yeah , i go to pvu . we hang out all the time . livia : hmm . i do n't know if i 'd stake my career on that much reasonable doubt . tad : i 'd listen to her , lieutenant . she certainly kicked the hell out of you people before . lt . perry : and if i listen , then what ? tad : at least take the cuffs off . he 's not some kind of killer , and he 's hardly a flight risk . livia : so ? lt . perry : we 'd love to let mr. martin go . but we ca n't . you know us dumb cop types . we work slowly -- plodders . we have one more little detail to look into , and after that , who knows . could be someone 's lucky break . livia : you know , we do n't have time for cute , so just give me what you 've got , unless it 's not hot air . lt . perry : there 's a lot to be said for air , ms. frye . without it , you die . [ scene_break ] ryan : i do n't understand how you could know so little about a guy that you woke up next to every morning . maria : i knew everything i needed to know , that 's why . because i knew that he liked french - press coffee and not drip . you know , i knew that he was n't really big into tv , but he would be yelling at a book if he got all riled up by it . ryan : how could that be enough to build a relationship on , maria ? maria : it was enough because that 's all we really needed . there was no past , no baggage . every day was a new day . we had nothing to weigh us down . ryan : never mind about reality . maria : yeah , never mind about reality . i thought i 'd killed someone . who was i to judge him if he had something to hide ? ryan : hayward drugged you . he lied to you . you did n't have a past because he stole it from you . but slater � s got to have , you know , baggage . he 's got to have a past . this kind of love you 're talking about , this is like a `` stay up late and talk all night `` kind of love . he must have mentioned something about a state or a school , a job -- chicago -- something . maria : no , we made a pact . we made a pact to never talk about our pasts , not mine or his . it did n't matter . it could n't touch us . ryan : lucky for him . maria : for us . ryan : maria , you had a reason to keep quiet . my point is i think he did , too . maria : no , you know what , you want me to see him as a danger or a threat ? i ca n't . i ca n't . i know zach , and i know he 's not in my life anymore . ryan : ok . i hear you . maria : do i need to ask the obvious ? ryan : no , this is just between us , and i do appreciate you trusting me . and i hope you 're right . for your sake and for everyone 's sake , i hope he leaves town as soon as you think he 's going to . maria : ryan , you know , he may just be who he says he is . ryan : yeah , and he might not . hey , girl . [ scene_break ] reggie : maggie , the whole world does n't have to agree with us , just the people that can cut jamie loose . maggie : ok , so then what do we have to back us up ? reggie : seth told the cops that j.r. paid his way out of town . maggie : ok , well , that 's some big , ugly evidence that we can smack j.r. in the face with . bianca : wait , or maybe j.r. was just trying to keep babe safe . maggie : oh , bianca , you 're too nice ! bianca : oh , it makes more sense than j.r. doing a total moral 180 . maggie : no , it makes perfect sense ! come on , nice , innocent jamie turning freak out of the blue ? danielle : ladies , ladies , please , whatever happened to the peaceful coexistence of opposing ideas ? we have work to do here . reggie : all right , back to the stash . how did it get here ? where did it come from ? i say it was planted . danielle : well , i can promise you it was n't the police -- not on daddy 's force . reggie : which means it had to be -- maggie : oh , my god . danielle : what ? maggie : last night . bianca , we let j.r. in . bianca : so that he could wait for jamie and apologize to him . he felt bad for accusing him about babe . maggie : bianca , it 's called a cover . bianca : he was never alone . maggie : danielle , where did they find the drugs ? danielle : stuffed between the sofa cushions . maggie : exactly where j.r. sat . [ scene_break ] j.r. : did n't work ? babe : i thought looking at the baby would calm me down , but it just made me worse . j.r. : come here . babe : j.r. , today was tough enough as it was . bianca 's up there telling the whole world about the baby she lost . i thought that was going to be bad enough , and then jamie -- wham - ola . j.r. : well , there 's nothing we can do about jamie . he caused his own damage . babe : yeah , but that 's not just it . i was always so proud of my instincts . i could always tell if somebody was scamming or what they were really up to even if they had a smile on their face . j.r. : i trust your instincts . babe : yeah , but then with jamie , he says he 's my friend , and then something totally different . and then what he said about you today -- j.r. : well , when people want things they ca n't have , they snap . they do things they do n't want to do . he wanted you . babe : i 'm yours . j.r. : and it sent him over the edge . babe : i do n't want to be that kind of person who does n't have faith or trust . it just seems so sad and empty . j.r. : well , we 'll get that back for you . we 'll start slow , build your confidence . here 's the first step , hmm ? you trust me , right ? babe : with my whole heart and soul . [ scene_break ] zach : we do n't need to do this again . maria : ok , good . zach : i just want to give you an update about the center . maria : i thought we were n't going to do this again . zach : bianca 's accepted my offer . but that does n't mean we have to work together directly . i mean , that 's why they invented fax and e - mail . maria : exactly for that purpose . zach : yeah . you got enough going on in your life . i do n't want to pile on any more . maria : thanks . i appreciate that . you know , you sort of caught me off guard earlier , and , i mean , working with you -- it 's not an issue . i 'm ok with it . zach : that 's good to know . maria : yeah , i mean , as long as you know how i feel , ok , and , more importantly , do n't feel . zach : you made that perfectly clear . maria : ok . good . then it should n't be a problem . [ scene_break ] ryan : can i help you ? kendall : unless you can point me in the direction of my very charming guest , mr. slater . ryan : you 're on your own . kendall : oh , good . it 's better that way . things are tidier that way . ryan : you know what , tell me something , kendall -- you actually like this guy ? you do n't find him the least bit smug and obnoxious ? kendall : no . it 's more like intelligent and intriguing . i do n't know how much i like him yet , but i do intend to find out . i 'll be sure to let you know . ryan : hey , kendall , wait a second . you need to hear this . kendall : i seriously doubt that . ryan : well , fine . but i 'm going to say it anyway , straight from the heart . kendall : well , this is the perfect spot for heartfelt truths , so what 's yours ? ryan : zach slater came to pine valley for a reason , kendall , a mission , and once that 's accomplished , i guarantee fallout for the people that i love , and i guarantee that you will seriously regret your role in it . kendall : my role ? ryan : yeah , i do n't like him . i think he 's up to something . but i told you that and you chose to ignore me . you chose not to trust my judgment . kendall : what , you think i brought him here just to spite you ? ryan : now , would n't that be a shocker ? kendall : ok , and i guess you 're the reason that i had a cappuccino today . see , i think you 're confusing me with your little pet kitty greenlee . ryan : see , fair warning is hard to come by , kendall . here 's yours -- you want to cozy up with slater , just remember all the lives that you 've destroyed by bringing the last man to town . do you remember ? michael cambias ? [ scene_break ] edmund : there 's nothing worse than a house divided , unless we 're talking an entire town . maria : is that where we 're at now ? edmund : yeah , you got jamie and j.r. a lot of people taking sides . maria : wow . edmund : the fun 's just beginning . [ scene_break ] palmer : oh , go harangue somebody else , you banshee . i know where my loyalties lie . opal : yeah , at the bottom of a pit with your crud - encrusted morals and your twisted , black heart ! joe : all right , opal , let 's go . we do n't have to listen to him anymore . [ scene_break ] maria : just what we need -- another reason to fall apart . how are you doing ? edmund : hmm ? oh , i 'm still in one piece . maria : ok , good . edmund : you were gone for a while . maria : yeah . but , see , if i do n't go away , then i ca n't come back and do this . edmund : so go away again . maria : all right , see ya . edmund : get back here . let 's go . maria : ok . [ scene_break ] adam : you were brilliant . you actually looked stunned when they carted martin out of here . j.r. : he 's still my brother . adam : everything is falling into place quite nicely . j.r. : yeah , well , it needs to land already . adam : you ca n't lose heart , not now . j.r. : i do n't intend to lose heart or anything else , except for a lying mother - in - law and that cheating wife of mine . i 'm going to get my daughter all to myself . adam : very soon . [ scene_break ] bianca : i 'm not saying that jamie is guilty . that 's not for me to say . but if he is innocent , does that automatically mean that j.r. did it ? i mean , ca n't they both be wrong about who did it ? reggie : all right , bianca , listen , you 're too sweet , ok ? you want to hug the world like a big , fluffy dog . i understand that . but if you 're not careful , that dog can mess on your carpet . bianca : oh , lovely image . thank you for that . maggie : ok , look , we just went from bad to ugly . danielle : uglier than drugs in your sofa ? maggie : we know that those are planted , but why would the cops take jamie 's computer ? [ scene_break ] livia : so nice of you to join us . tad : you know , you and i have been friends a long time . let me give you some advice -- maybe you should arrest people who actually did it . derek : tad , i honestly would n't mind being wrong about this . brooke : so you 're wrong . let jamie go . derek : the evidence says we ca n't . livia : we 've already gone over that with lieutenant perry . brooke : the drugs were n't his . derek : but this was . it was from his computer . i 'm sorry . tad : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] jamie : i did n't order room service . david : forget bread and water . i can do one better . jamie : there is nothing that you have that i could possibly want . david : oh , you 're going to want this -- a way to prove that j.r. put the gun in your hand , then pulled the trigger . [ next_on ] j.r. : bianca , do you think that i would do something that messed up to my brother ? babe : i 'd like to know , too . do you believe it , bianca ? jamie : i 'm not teaming up with you . david : i guess i did n't make myself clear . i 'm not giving you a choice , martin . | jamie gets taken to jail and cops discover a stash of drugs in his home , which jr has apparently planted to set him up . reggie and jamie believe he 's innocent . but bianca has her doubts , still trusting jr . maggie is able to remember that jr enters hers and jamie 's home long enough to plant a stash , but can not prove it . livia represents him but the cops have sufficient evidence to convict him . krystal believes that he set jr up and jr would never hurt her daughter . but david hayward knows differently . |
amanda : you ca n't lay me off . tad 's my boss . aidan : and i thought you wanted to be under me . amanda : you 're quick . aidan : and you 're out of here . tad : it 's no joke . if he says go , you 're gone . amanda : but if you say i stay , it 's a draw , one to one . tad : it does n't work that way around here , ok ? we both have veto rights . aidan : nice working with you . amanda : oh , come on . you can convince aidan to hire me back . please , i promise , i will be the best employee you ever had . [ scene_break ] [ scream ] sam : lily , what is it ? why 'd you scream ? lily : that was n't supposed to happen . sam : what ? you wanted to dance . it was a slow song . you said you were ready to try holding each other . i did n't even touch you . lily : i saw something move . we 're not alone , sam . someone else is in here . [ scene_break ] danielle : you wo n't let me in ? reggie : not long . actually , i have some things i have to do . danielle : so , you want to set a timer ? reggie : i have to meet up with somebody later . danielle : somebody like who ? reggie : dani , what do you want ? danielle : i have to tell you why i slept with josh . and why it wo n't happen -- reggie : just save it , ok ? right now , my family has some real problems , and you and josh do n't really matter . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you found ryan . did you find him ? kendall : what ? something happened . something 's different . greenlee : oh , god . is he still alive ? jack : honey , do n't do this to yourself . greenlee : do what , hope ? jack : just tell her what 's going on , slater . erica : zach , what have you found out ? [ scene_break ] [ as ryan is angrily tossing things around inside the shed , ethan and simone hear the ruckus while walking by . ] ethan : what was that ? simone : my god . my heart , like , jumped a mile . ethan : maybe we 'd better check this out . [ scene_break ] erica : for god 's sake , zach , if you found out anything -- greenlee : did they , zach ? did they find him ? zach : i told you it 's a recovery mission now . greenlee : but he 's beaten the odds before . maybe we gave up too soon . he could only be hurt . i mean , he could survive if they could find him . ryan 's got so much to live for . [ zach recalls ryan 's words . ] ryan : greenlee destroyed , the child in her -- with me around destined -- what kind of life ? zach : they 're still searching . but so far , they 've found nothing . [ scene_break ] simone : you know what ? just leave it . ethan : i thought you wanted to see what was causing all that noise . simone : yeah , something fell over . it does n't matter . you know , no one 's life 's going to end because of it . ethan : what can i do for you ? simone : oh -- well , you can take my mind off the fact that my best friend has lost her second husband . i mean , how many times can a life be shattered like that ? how do you survive it ? ethan : tell me what i can do for greenlee . simone : find ryan , alive . all right , i ca n't stand watching her ache . i mean , her pain is so raw , and it 's in my face , and it 's killing me . can you imagine what it 's doing to her ? i mean , imagine loving someone like you 've never loved anyone before , and then that person dies . and then imagine that it happens twice . i -- mean , could you go on ? ethan : you 're worried that greenlee 's not going to pull through ? simone : she 's going to need a miracle . you know , if i could bring ryan back , i would . i would do anything . greenlee would n't care what shape he was in . all she needs is him . [ scene_break ] danielle : your family 's got problems ? reggie , what 's going on ? reggie : just forget it . say what you have to say and leave . danielle : you have every right to be furious . reggie : ok , dani , tell me something i do n't know . danielle : i want to be with you . reggie : no . well , you see , i 'm the guy that you could have had sex with , remember ? danielle : i love you . i never stopped . reggie : and this whole thing with josh is supposed to be some big mistake , and i 'm supposed to be feeling sorry for you now ? danielle : i mean it . you think this is easy for me ? reggie : i sure hope it is n't , dani . danielle : well , go ahead . just unload on me . reggie : there is no point , ok ? actually , i should be thanking you . thanks , because you saved me , like , half the summer . danielle : please , do n't do this . reggie : do n't -- you do n't worry about making things all right . because they already are . you and josh -- you should go for it . be happy . you and me -- we were just hanging around waiting for the real thing . danielle : you do n't mean that . reggie : do n't tell me what i mean . dani , what are you doing here ? are you feeling bad ? you feeling guilty that you cheated on me ? you want me to be all over you , so i can take you back when josh moves on to the next girl ? danielle : i love you . reggie : dani , that 's too bad , because i do n't love you . [ scene_break ] amanda : oh , what kind of scam is this ? you get women too your dirty work . then , after they deliver , you shove them out the door ? tad : excuse me . judge 's ruling . she delivered ? amanda : always , and with a smile . you did n't hear about the perv geek at sos ? who got the goods on him ? who was the bait and hooked his sorry rear ? tad : i 'll take a shot in the dark -- you ? amanda : me . i was brilliant , and saved the other hunky hardy boy tons of time . tad : just for the sake of argument -- if this is the truth , then why ca n't we take her out for a test drive ? aidan : i do n't feel like arguing . amanda : then i 'm in . aidan : you 're out . she 's not professional . amanda : i would be if you 'd fork over a salary . tad : no . he did n't say you 're not a professional , he said you 're unprofessional . amanda : oh -- because i 'm fresh ? i take risks and get results ? what , you want some tired old thing ? tad : no , of course not . amanda : who would you rather be working next to , bosley or one of the charlie 's angels ? tad : it 's a tough choice . you want to help me out here ? amanda : the newest , youngest , best -- tad : hey , wait , wait , wait -- amanda , i do n't want to do this to him . look , with all due respect , you 're not exactly angel material . amanda : try me . tad : ok . uh -- for instance , have you ever tailed anyone ? amanda : i once followed my then - soon - to - be - ex - boyfriend , brad , all the way to south beach . i had him under surveillance for five days . tad : because brad was cheating ? amanda : and gay . you know , i was arm candy for his boss . he never knew i was on his tail . oh , well , there 's a joke i could go for . tad : which we 're both above . amanda : well , not really . i just figured you 'd figure it out before i said it . tad : oh , she 's so quick and smart , dad ! can we keep her ? aidan ? come on , what the hell is wrong with you tonight ? aidan : it 's been a long day , tad . can we talk about it later ? amanda : hmm -- another invitation for me to get out ? tad : no , no , no -- he 's right , he 's right . um -- look , before you go , do me a favor . just , you know , write out some -- a reference list . i 'll be back . amanda : hey , do n't be mad at me . aidan , i was n't trying to be mean to lily . do n't hold that against me . [ scene_break ] lily : something moved . you do n't think i really saw anything . sam : no , you 're saying it , so i know you 're right . lily : and it was n't like a shadow or a light or a curtain blowing in the breeze . this house was supposed to be deserted except for us , but it 's not . sam : ok , if i 'm not back in two minutes , you call 911 , ok ? lily : two minutes or 120 seconds from the time you leave the stairs or from the time you leave my sight ? sam : 120 seconds might not be long enough . how about 10 minutes from the top of the stairs ? then i can check out the rooms , ok ? lily : but -- but together , we could cover in 10 what you could cover in 20 minutes . sam : you stay here . lily : but i 'm an expert at detecting . sam : well , that 's why i need you to stay down here , so you can look for clues in the stairs . lily : ok . but please be careful . do n't get hurt . [ scene_break ] greenlee : none of you think ryan survived , do you ? jack : it 's unlikely . greenlee : if they do find ryan , he 's not alive . zach : i 'm sorry . greenlee : he 's gone . zach : the ryan you lost was n't the same man anymore . greenlee : do n't pretend you know my husband . sometimes people you love change in ways that you do n't like . you think that makes you love them any less for that , you do n't know anything about love . i love ryan even more today than i did a year ago . zach : what i meant was that he -- he changed . kendall : why do n't you leave it alone , zach ? zach : you saw what he did before he ran out of here . you saw what he wanted to do . jack : what did ryan do ? kendall : greenlee , why do n't you lie down right now ? come on . erica : that 's a really good idea . greenlee : what you saw is what other people did to him . i could have saved ryan , but none of you had enough faith . maybe you did n't think he was worth saving . kendall : no , greenlee , i loved ryan , too . erica : ryan was such a wonderful man . greenlee : well , i knew ryan better than all of you . none of you thought that ryan was worth saving . but i could have . i was so close . erica : greenlee , you and ryan were lucky to have each other . and if you 'd had more time , everything could have been different . greenlee : yes , i went behind his back , and i made this baby . and yes , he freaked out , and he wanted to hurt me . jack : hurt you ? is that what zach was talking about ? greenlee : but that was n't ryan at his core . he had the most beautiful soul . and that would have won out again -- if we had n't been cheated . we needed more time . [ slams door ] zach : you think she was right ? i mean , you think she could have pulled him back from the edge . [ scene_break ] ethan : do n't forget that greenlee is not alone . she has you and kendall . she 's got family behind her . she 's got a father , her mother , her stepmother , her siblings -- a big group of people to catch her if she falls . simone : she 's already falling . you have no idea how much she loved ryan and what she was going to do for him . i mean , i ca n't imagine loving someone like that . ethan : it 's too bad her love was n't enough . simone : ryan was just confused , all right ? it was all that horrible stuff with his father and his brothers . he was all mixed up inside and forgot who he really was . ethan : you really think that 's all there was to it ? simone : obviously , you do n't . ethan : well , does that explain the fight club ? look , ryan wanted to cause and feel pain . well , what about him rejecting having a kid ? simone : that was more of his twisted family . i -- i was n't sure that i did the right thing to help greenlee get pregnant , but you know what ? now , thank god we did it . with this baby , she still has a part of ryan -- always will . that baby is her miracle . because of this baby , greenlee will find a way to live . [ ryan makes another noise inside the shed . ] ethan : all right , you know what ? i do n't know what that is . i 'm calling security . [ scene_break ] amanda : i never meant to be all scary and mean . not to lily , anyway . i think it 's sweet how you 've been nice to her . what kind of person do you think i am ? aidan : not the kind of person i want to work with . amanda : lily and i barely knew each other growing up . she was off at school . how would i recognize her ? tad : what , lily ? why is n't sam back with my burrito ? amanda : is this riddle part of my employment quiz ? tad : no . no , but it does n't take sherlock holmes to figure out i 've been sam- scammed . and i 'm $ 20 down because of it . amanda : ooh , you want me to track sam down ? tad : no , that 's ok , mata hari . observe the master . [ scene_break ] reggie : what are you so down for ? you were right . you did the smart thing . we were in some kind of phase , too comfortable to get out of it . danielle : it was n't like that with us , and you know it . reggie : i left you alone for a few hours , and you lose your virginity to some random guy . danielle : it was n't like that . reggie : oh , so you knew him before july 4 ? danielle : you know i did n't . reggie : i only know what you tell me , dani , and i believe maybe half of that . danielle : reggie , you and i -- we had something . reggie : how much did we actually have if you slept with somebody you just met ? danielle : you know what ? maybe you 're right . maybe we did n't have enough for you to give a damn if you could just blow it all off like that . reggie : no , you did that , dani . i 'm just saying it 's nothing to cry about . danielle : so , that 's it ? we 're done ? not even a second chance , huh ? reggie : quick question -- does josh know you 're asking for one ? danielle : i wo n't bother you again . [ door opens and closes ] [ phone rings ] reggie : hello ? tad : reggie , it 's thaddeus . um -- we got a bit of a problem . is lily there with you ? [ scene_break ] lily : 595 , 596 , 597 -- [ noise ] lily : sam ? oh 9 , 91- sam : no , lily , i 'm ok . lily : who was it ? sam : i did n't find anyone , but look at this . i found this on the floor in the hallway . lily : whoever it was left their shirt behind ? sam : no , it 's my dad 's . i 'd swear it was n't there before . lily : well , it 's your dad . he 's here . sam : no , dad 's dead , lily . he 's gone . lily : no , people come back from the dead . i once read about this man who was really unhappy , and he was murdered . and his unhappiness did n't die with him , and he came back to haunt his son . your father was murdered , too . sam : you mean , `` hamlet . `` that 's fiction . that 's not real life . lily : well , maybe that one was n't real , but people hear and see the dead all the time . sam : and that 's just a load they feed to gullible idiots , so they 'll buy the book or see the movie . lily : you think i 'm a gullible idiot ? [ scene_break ] jack : i know ryan was important to you . erica : i offered him a job . oh , i wish he had taken it . i mean , maybe it would have helped him . jack : there was nothing you could do . erica : have you tried to reach greenlee 's mother ? jack : mary 's voicemail says she 's in europe , periodically checking her messages . and frankly , i think that 's for the best . erica : greenlee really needs you . listen , i 'm going to get out of your way . jack : hey , hey , hey -- you 're not in anybody 's way . erica : well , still , i want you to concentrate on your daughter . jack : ok . erica : ok . i 'm going to go now , and you just call me if you need me . kendall : thanks , thanks . thank you , mother . erica : ok . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] kendall : greenlee needed to believe that she could save ryan , because that would mean that there was hope for them . zach : did n't answer my question . do you think greenlee could have saved ryan ? kendall : after what he did to her last night , i do n't know . i mean , she -- she 's fooling herself . greenlee just could n't face the truth . zach : that 's what i figured . kendall : then again , i do n't know . maybe not . i mean , greenlee 's love -- i 've never experienced that kind of love before . she saw inside of ryan in a way that i never could . zach : yeah . but if she was wrong , he might have hurt her and the baby . kendall : ryan did the one thing that hurt greenlee the most . he gave up on their love and on their marriage . now , is n't someone who would do something like that beyond saving ? zach : she would have wiped away the memories of who he became and remembered who he was . kendall : well , then greenlee should hold on to that dream . i mean , if ryan lived and proved that she could n't save him , it would have killed her . i mean , if he was going to kill her like that , maybe it 's better that he 's gone . zach : i agree . [ scene_break ] security man : you may want to step back some . zach : hey . what are you doing ? simone : well , actually , a favor for you , sort of . when we were walking by -- ethan : simone needed some air . we came outside , we heard some noises , and we called security . security man : i 'll take care of it . zach : it 's fine . some of my employees were eating lunch out here , so now we got a rat problem . just get back to what you were doing . thank you very much . security man : yeah . simone : yeah , ok , but there was a crash . zach : well , they set up some traps yesterday . hopefully , we got lucky . simone : oh . ethan : oh , yeah , well -- simone : that 's disgusting . ethan : we get the picture . zach : i 'm sorry if i seem a little agitated . i just do n't like people putting their nose in my business . simone : you know what ? ethan was n't nosing around or anything . ethan : it 's all right . come on , simone , we have got more important things to be doing . zach : for once , we agree . ethan : yeah , well , we 'll leave the rats in peace . [ as soon as zach enters the building , ryan angrily grabs him by his shirt 's lapels . ] ryan : if you told her -- if greenlee knows that i 'm alive -- zach : i could n't do that to her . ryan : she does n't know ? zach : for whatever reason , greenlee loves you . and i would rather see her grieve for a couple of years than be chained to you for the rest of her life . ryan : it 's safer this way . zach : it 's safer for her that way . ryan : i would say thank you , but -- zach : i did n't do it for you . ryan : well , i 'd better get out of here while it 's still dark . zach : what 's your plan ? ryan : my plan is to get as far away from here as possible . zach : what do you want ? ryan : you know what i want . i want to be dead . zach : then let 's make sure you stay that way . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm not going home tonight . jack : well , you do n't have to do anything or go anyplace . greenlee : this is the last place ryan and i were together . you do n't have to stay . jack : i 'd like to stay , if you do n't mind . greenlee : all we needed was time and love . and our baby 's love . everything would have been fine . you believe that now , do n't you ? jack : i think if you had had the time , you could have reached ryan . he loved you very much . we all do . greenlee : i think i can sleep now . you should go break the news to reggie and lily . jack : ok . see you . [ scene_break ] sam : now , lily , you 're totally terrific . the smartest woman i know . but come on -- my dad 's not haunting wildwind . he 's not haunting me . he 's dead . this is n't his ghost , ok ? lily : well , then we need to figure out whose ghost it is . sam : no , there 's no such thing as a ghost . it 's just a myth to freak people out , to scam them . dead people stay dead . [ door creaks ] lily : well , you 're not the ghost . you came in the front door . tad : no , sweetheart , i 'm not a ghost . but would you care to guess what you are ? sam : grounded ? tad : like you read about . i swear , you are karmic payback for every sneaky thing i ever thought about doing . my father would just love this . i tell you `` do n't do it , sam . it 's not smart . `` so the first thing that happens is you drag lily over here . lily : no , sam did n't drag me . tad : no , lily , but he did get you to break your father 's rules again . lily : but parents make rules to control us . and every kid our age breaks the rules . tad : really ? well , that certainly sounds like a sammy manifesto . lily : it 's our life , not theirs , and they ca n't rule everything . tad : you do n't say . lily : they 're `` a load . `` reggie : oh , no . what do you think you 're doing with my sister ? lily : reggie , do n't be mad . you break the rules , too , sometimes . reggie : yeah , you know , right now , i 'm thinking about breaking something else . tad : can you do me a favor , reggie ? take lily home for me , ok ? please ? reggie : you know , right now that works for me . ok , tad . tad : thank you . lily : i 'll call you , sam . reggie : no . do n't wait up . sam : ok , let 's get this over with . tad : no , i think i 'll watch you sweat . sam : you going to send me back to california , back to my mom ? tad : yep . right after you give me the $ 20 you borrowed . sam : oh -- um -- i kind of spent it . tad : i 'm shocked . you 're going to work it off . sam : doing what ? tad : chasing down escaped felons . sam : yeah , right . tad : why not ? why not ? makes about as much sense as you bringing lily here . of all the girls in the world , you got to go for lily ? sam : do n't say a word against her . just do n't , ok ? you do n't know her . tad : no . no , you 're right . but i am kind of familiar with her father . perhaps you met him . 6 ' 4 `` , ex - district attorney . not to mention , her older brother , the take - no - prisoners raging bull that just ran out of here . sam : fine , but lily is unlike anyone i 've ever known . she does n't lie . she does n't even bend the truth , you know . she -- she says how she feels . tad : ok , you know , honesty is n't what i was going for in a date when i was your age , but whatever -- sam : it 's more than that ! tad : ok . good . but you 're not doing this to lily again . sam : why , because she 's autistic ? because i 'm a liar ? because you make the rules ? tad : all of which are true . but you 're not doing this to lily again , because you do n't know what you 're doing . and because you do n't know what you 're doing , jack will cut you off at the knees . and just so you know -- if i ever find out you are taking advantage of her , i 'll cut you off a little higher . sam : i would never do anything to hurt her . this is n't some sex thing . tad : you know , you 're actually lucky you have me around . sam : are you going to give me a hand ? tad : no . but i do happen to have a wealth of personal experience that might help you through such trying times . that is , of course , if you care to listen . oh , jinkies , i 'm impressed . it 's not like you 're trying too hard , but you certainly managed to set the mood . sam : it 's not like you walked in on this big seduction scene . we were just going to dance . tad : you know what your trouble is ? you are smart . no , seriously , too smart for your own good . that is why you are a danger to yourself , and others . actually , we 're a lot alike . or were . sam : so you get why i like lily . tad : of course i get why you like her . i 'm not dead . she 's gorgeous , she 's adorable , and she also has a condition that makes her family justifiably overly protective . and by the way , daddy jack , your arch nemesis , is the leader of the pack . sam : we did n't do anything . tad : good . you 're not going to , either . you 're not going to do anything that a girl ca n't tell her father , because if you do , the first thing honest , straightforward lily 's going to do is walk up to jackson and tell him every move you made . and every move she made back . sam : my god , you 're right . tad : i am telling you flat out , end of sentence -- the only thing that 's keeping you from lily is you . scammin ' hamster , the samster . this whole `` let 's sneak behind daddy 's back `` thing is n't going to work with lily . sam : right . so maybe i should n't have asked her to bend her dad 's rules . but it 's important that i see her . she means a lot to me . tad : which is why you are going to learn from me , young skywalker . because if you do n't , you are going to end up completely lily - less with your head stuck on a pole in front of casa montgomery . [ scene_break ] lily : why do n't you talk to me ? reggie : lily , what is wrong with you ? lily : i have autism spectrum disorder . reggie : no , no , i mean , you women . all right , guys -- yeah , we have the messed - up rep -- dogs only out for one thing . but meantime , there 's girls going wild out getting your jollies . it 's not fair . lily : well , i 'm a girl , but i have n't gone wild . and i do n't have any jollies . i do n't even know what they are . reggie : no , women do n't play by the rules . you do what you want when you want to . lily : well , parents make the rules , and we break them to become more responsible adults like them . reggie : oh , that 's how it works ? i 'm sorry , lily , i did n't get that memo . lily : well , neither did i. sam had to explain it to me . everyone our age breaks the rules . reggie : no , they do n't , lily . and even if they do , you do n't . all right ? lily , you do n't break the rules , not anymore . reggie : all right , sam , josh -- they can say whatever they want . they 're trying to -- lily : who -- who 's josh ? the -- the man that tried to kiss dani ? reggie : all right , either you straighten out , or i straighten out sam . either way , just give me a reason to do it . all right , give me a reason to do it ! lily : do n't yell at me . i do n't always do everything right . i get lots wrong . like when i was at sam 's house , and i saw the ghost , and he did n't like it , but -- and he was mad , but he did n't yell at me . he likes me . reggie : all right , do n't hand me ghost stories about your date . this is about you should n't have been there in the first place , lily . lily : you do n't get to treat me like this . you 're not my father . you do n't get to boss me around . you do n't get to interfere in my life . [ scene_break ] aidan : you know , a lot 's been going on recently . maybe i came down too hard on you . amanda : so i 'm forgiven ? aidan : well , i believe that you did n't know who lily was . amanda : so you and i are trouble - free ? aidan : no . you are the trouble . amanda : do you enjoy torturing me ? aidan : i ca n't pinpoint exactly what kind of trouble you are , but -- amanda : i am the friendly , fun type . aidan : crossed with the determined , has - to - win type ? amanda : is going after what i want so wrong ? aidan : if what it is you want is me , yeah . it 's also a waste of time . amanda : so save time . give in . aidan : you know , your brand of trouble can be lots of fun -- amanda : you have no idea . aidan : but i 'm in the business of getting people out of trouble . amanda : so do n't you need some personal experience to draw on ? aidan : i ca n't afford you , amanda . [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'll be careful . zach : what if someone sees you ? what if greenlee discovers that the man she loved with all her heart wanted her to think that he is dead ? she would n't survive that . ryan : i wo n't let that happen . zach : good . so let 's do this the right way . let 's do it clean , no witnesses . and once you 're halfway around the world , you can do whatever you want . you can be alive , you can be dead again . it 's up to you . as long as no one here in pine valley finds out about it . you 've hurt greenlee enough . ryan : i 'm doing this for greenlee . that 's why i 'm doing it . i will never give her a reason to cry again . [ scene_break ] simone : ok . so before zach gives you the warped version -- ethan and i were not snooping or doing anything wrong . kendall : who cares what you were doing ? simone : your jerk husband -- no offense -- is all bent out of shape , because we were near some stupid shed . i do n't know . i convinced ethan to leave before we added to his angst . kendall : well , what happened exactly ? simone : ethan was being sweet . you know , he 's so sympathetic . we were talking about everything that had happened . and then all of the sudden , we hear this noise come out of the shed where who know what is stored . kendall : what kind of noise ? simone : like something had been knocked over . and then we heard it again . so then we called security . then zach comes and starts acting like we were stealing from the dealers , for pete 's sake . kendall : well -- well , zach is upset , just like the rest of us . simone : oh , please . he could n't give a hoot about ryan . he 's just plain hateful , especially to ethan . look , we all expect zach to be an obnoxious idiot to his son . but after tonight , when we 're all spinning ? i mean , what the hell 's wrong with him ? kendall : i 'll find out . i 'll get back to you . [ scene_break ] amanda : wow . you are tough . last chance , big guy . give in now , or the next time you see me , i 'm some other guy 's trouble . aidan : well , i pity to the poor bloke . amanda : fine . forget it . [ phone rings ] aidan : hello , devane . yeah , the lavery case . yeah , sure , just hold on a minute . amanda : i forgot something . [ amanda walks over to aidan and plants a big kiss on him . ] amanda : to show you what you just kissed good - bye . aidan : yeah , i 'm here , sorry . i 'm back . [ scene_break ] [ at wildwind , someone picks up edmund 's shirt which had been left on the stairs . ] [ scene_break ] reggie : so , dad , how 's greenlee ? i heard what happened . jack : she 's managing . reggie : barely , right ? god . jack : yeah . so where 's your sister ? reggie : she 's in her room . all right , lily snuck out to see sam tonight . i 'm not trying to rat her out or anything like that , but i did n't handle it too smooth . and there was a lot of yelling from both of us . i 'm sorry . jack : yeah , we 'll take care of that later . does she know ? reggie : no , not yet . jack : lily , could you come out here , please , honey ? lily : reggie told you ? you 're mad at me ? jack : we 'll talk about you and sam a little bit later . for right now , would you just have a seat , please ? lily : that 's a really sad face . this is bad , is n't it ? jack : yeah , i 'm afraid so . [ scene_break ] [ as erica sits at her desk with her head down , a man wearing a suit places his hand on her shoulder , making her gasp . ] erica : you ? [ scene_break ] [ greenlee dreams that ryan walks into her room and kisses her . ] greenlee : ryan ? ryan ? [ as greenlee cries in bed , simone comforts her . ] simone : oh . oh . [ scene_break ] ryan : make it quick . [ kendall walks up as zach locks ryan into the shed . ] kendall : what are you hiding ? zach : a small problem . it 's taken care of . kendall : well , as co - owner , i 'd like to know everything that 's going on . [ next_on ] di : what are you after ? adam : same thing you are -- a united family . amanda : you 're angry , and i deserve it . let me prove how sorry i am . j.r. : i ca n't wait to see how . aidan ( to kendall , while ryan listens from inside the shed ) : i 'm looking for greenlee . i need to tell her something . it 's about ryan 's sister , erin . | zach is still keeping ryan 's secret for him . but ethan and simone just happen to find themselves outside of the shed where zach is keeping ryan and they hear and see something . ryan is able to overhear their conversation about his being the love of greenlee 's life and how their baby is a miracle . zach catches them trying to unlock the door and tells them to go away . they still have no clue that ryan is behind the door . ryan tells zach that he has to have everybody believe he 's dead , as it 's the only way to save greenlee . zach agrees but tells ryan no matter how far away he goes , he might not be able to hide forever . simone tells kendall about the shed and the encounter she and ethan with zach . kendall goes and catches him there and almost catches ryan . tad and reggie catch lily and sam together . |
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