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kendall : you want to talk , let 's talk . ryan : greenlee ? annie : bad idea . you 're giving her exactly what she wants . ryan : just trust me , ok ? you 're suing me for custody of my son . congratulations , greenlee . you wanted my attention and now you have it . greenlee : yeah -- not now , i 'm busy . kendall : oh , wrong answer . ryan : you , me , and kendall need to end this right now . di : any bets on who makes it out alive ? babe : if the fusion partners do n't call a ceasefire , we 're all dead . greenlee : two against one -- how predictable . kendall : oh , i can handle you just fine on my own . ryan : i came here to talk to greenlee , and i wanted you to be part of it . however , you could leave if you 'd like or stay -- that is up to you . wow . let 's see -- where do i start ? the bigamy charges -- the bigamy charges that you put on me for marrying annie , that did n't stick for you and then your plan to put zach in prison did n't work out so well , either , so now what are you doing ? you 're going after spike . kendall : you 've really lost it . ryan : what are you doing , greenlee ? i mean , do you even know what you 're doing ? are you just lashing out at everybody that 's around you ? is that what it is -- banging your head against the wall ? why ? kendall : well , she does n't want to stop until everyone completely hates her . greenlee : your husband told me to think about my future , what i really want . well , what i want is something to move on to . what i want is something that belongs to me . ryan : and i 'm telling you that that 's not going to work . you 're going to fight for months , and you will end up with nothing . and right now , i am here , and i am offering you one chance , just one , to actually win something , and i suggest that you take it . [ scene_break ] jack : of course , you must know , sean , that from the time you cross this threshold until your sentencing hearing , you are grounded . two words for you , son -- `` lay low . `` cameraman : montgomery ? jack : no , no , no , no , no , no . we have no comment at this time . please , stop with the thing , will you ? get out of here . who -- who are you with anyway ? erica : me . pam : good job , adam . jack : we are not doing this now . pam : when reality bites , we get our best stuff . erica : all right , turn this camera off . my nephew is not part of `` the new divorce . `` pam : but he 's a part of your family . that 's the show we pitched the network . erica : off . out ! come on , adam , now . all right . out with it , let me hear this . what -- what 's happened ? jack : young sean got arrested at his prom . let 's go inside . erica : oh . jack : it seems the police found a bag of ecstasy tablets in his tuxedo jacket . erica : drugs ? jack : yeah . sean says he does n't know anything about them , and you know what ? i believe him . but he wants to take the rap so it does n't go to court , because he 's afraid it would implicate young colby chandler . he 's currently out on bail . erica : colby 's involved in this ? sean : yeah , but she did n't do anything . jack : you want to protect her , but pleading no contest to a crime you did n't commit , sean -- that 's going way too far , so far you might never make it back . sean : you 've never helped aunt erica out of a jam ? [ scene_break ] ava : hey , lily ! boy , what 's all this junk ? lily : it 's not junk . it 's everything i saved from my wedding to jonathan . erica 's divorce show reminded me that our anniversary would 've been june 2 -- 10 days ago . ava : i thought you did n't care about jonathan anymore . lily : i care about my memories . erica 's show was all about amicable divorce . do you know what `` amicable `` means ? [ ava snickers ] ava : vocab , not my thing . lily : `` amicable `` means `` friendly `` or `` characterized by a lack of bad feelings . `` but how can you lose your best friend without bad feelings ? i was sad about my annulment . looking at all these things , i still am . ava : do you miss jonathan ? lily : i miss the way i felt when i was with him . he understood me in ways that no one else can . and i understood him , too , for a while . ava : how on earth ? one minute the guy 's screaming that he wants me gone , and then the next , he 's got my back . i mean , he 's all over the place . lily : that 's a physical impossibility . it 's most likely that you and jonathan just are n't a good match . ava : hmm -- say what ? lily : when we were together , jonathan used to say that we were like two broken pieces that fit together perfectly . i figured out things that confused him , and he made me feel safe and comfortable . for example , he knew i did n't like red , so he took all the pimentos out of my olives . and he did all my christmas shopping for me , because he knew i did n't like crowds . ava : whoa . i thought you two split , because he lied to you . lily : once his head injury got better , he was normal again , and he did n't tell me . he pretended that we were still the same . ava : so that 's his lie -- he faked being like you ? lily : yes , because he wanted to still be together . but the real jonathan could 've had a better job that made a lot more money and had a wife that could have sex , but he wanted me to be his wife instead . so he was a hospital orderly and then he was a busboy at confusion . and he put a divider down the middle of our bed , so that we could be close without touching . ava : so , jonathan did n't steal from you , and he did n't cheat on you . so , his big and only lie was pretending to be not normal ? lily : yes , and when i found out , i was very upset . but jonathan said that we could still be a fit and still stay married , but we were too different . ava : wow . jonathan went to that extreme for you ? that 's the most romantic thing i 've ever heard . [ scene_break ] di : you should be in there , saying your piece . you 're ryan 's wife , annie . annie : i 'm also head of marketing for fusion . di : babe ? babe : we can take five . annie : no , no -- the future of this company is all about the success of fusion green . if we want to get our product back into stores , we have to get this campaign rolling . di : so , you 're not at all worried about greenlee 's psyche ? annie : not just greenlee 's . babe : kendall 's . annie : a mother facing someone who wants to take her child ? babe : watch out . annie : my ex - husband molested young girls , and he wanted custody of my daughter . i could n't prove he was a pervert , i could n't win in court . babe : when j.r. wanted sole custody of little a , i was up against his ridiculously huge bank accounts and paid - for judges . annie : if kendall feels threatened , this could get bad . babe : real bad . when i thought that my baby 's life was in danger , i -- annie : there was only one way out . annie and babe : run . [ scene_break ] ryan : when i rode my bike off that cliff , i took more than just my life . i took yours , too . greenlee : i 'm listening . ryan : i mean , you know what it feels like to have parents that do n't give a damn about you . every once in a while between sunning and skiing , roger and mary would actually remember that they had a daughter , but only long enough to get what they needed or they wanted in that moment . right ? so , how would spike feel if kendall and i treated him the same way , if we were so selfish and so cold that we actually handed him to a complete stranger just to get her off our back ? kendall : there 's no way in hell that 's happening . ryan : how would spike feel about `` you , `` about the person that took him from his mother and his father , because that is all you would ever be to him . greenlee : yeah , but what would you be ? the guy who chose death over parenthood ? ryan : and things are very different now . kendall : ryan is an incredible father . ryan : if you truly care about spike , you would make this about him and not about revenge . greenlee : `` if `` i care about spike ? i 'm the only one who cared . kendall gagged at the thought of motherhood , and you -- you swore the lavery line ended with you . ryan : since you 've been back , all you 've cared about is payback , and i 'm telling you that that has to stop for spike . greenlee : well , i 'm still waiting for the part where i win something . ryan : tell me how i can get you to be part of our family instead of trying to destroy it . kendall : oh , no . i am not negotiating with her . [ scene_break ] babe : i 'm happy to be back at fusion , too . cool -- i mean , jolly good . ok . ok , thanks so much . bye . annie : yes ? babe : yes . annie : oh , good . babe : i mean , we have all the rights to zoe 's music and every other band on her label . they 're sending over the paperwork now . di : that is fantastic . babe : so , is there any word from the front lines ? di : no , not -- not yet . but , you know , i do n't see what kendall has to stress about . she has spike 's birth certificate . she 's his biological mother , and any one of us can tell anybody what a great mom she is . it just seems like a slam dunk for her and ryan . annie : well , my ex was a complete sicko , but in court , i was a nervous wreck , he was completely charming . who do you think the judge liked more ? babe : i 've seen the chandlers buy enough judges to know what greenlee 's money can get her . it 's a good thing that kendall has spike 's daddy on her side . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , you may be the father of my child , but you do n't get to tell me what to do . now , greenlee might 've rammed her way into fusion , but if you think that the slaters are going to have her over for dinner -- ryan : i am just trying to figure out a way that we can all be happy , kendall . kendall : well , this is not the way , ryan . ryan : all right , you can either shut up and listen to what i have to say to greenlee or you can leave and let your imagination run wild . it 's completely up to you . greenlee : you see that look ? defensive , suspicious , scared ? that 's the way everyone looks at me when i 'm around spike . kendall : well , can you blame them ? greenlee : the first time i saw him , you hustled him out of the room at warp speed . the second time , at the party , you went into the other room and hid . do you honestly think that i could hurt him ? i mean , of the three of us , i was the only one that wanted him . now , of the three of us , i 'm the only one who 's never had him in my arms . kendall : well , whose fault is that , greenlee ? i had a sonogram in my hands right before spike was born . i showed it to you . i told you -- i said , `` this is your son . `` and i begged you , i begged you not to turn your back on him . you had your chance , greenlee . you had your baby , but you walked away . [ scene_break ] jack : sean , erica and i have known each other a long , long time , all right ? sean : so you have gone out on a limb for her ? jack : when you care for someone very much , so much that they almost become a -- a part of you -- yeah , you develop a sense of loyalty and you will do anything , anything that you can to -- to help them . sean : exactly , and i want to help colby . jack : sean , that 's because you 're a good kid , ok ? look , do you really want to throw your life away for a girl you 've known , what , a year , maybe ? she 's 16 years old , she has a hefty police record already -- carjacking , crying rape . sean : yeah , look , she 's made mistakes , but who has n't ? erica : sean , you 're acting from the heart and that is very noble . but you 're also acting out of guilt , because you hurt colby by being with ava . sean : you -- you told me not to give up , ok , to show her how much i care . erica : but not like this . i mean , even if those drugs are n't yours , this admission could mark you for life . the university could revoke its acceptance , employers may not hire you . sean : well , so , i -- i wo n't go to college . jack : oh . sean : or i 'll -- i 'll put it off . ok , wait tables or whatever till i figure out what 's next . erica : sean , listen , this is not just about you . i mean , have you even considered how this is going to reflect on your uncle jack ? i mean , people rely on your uncle jack -- they trust his advice . and what do you think is going to happen to that trust when they find out that -- that his nephew , the teenager who is in his guardianship , is on the road to nowhere ? i mean , if -- if your uncle jack thinks that you 're innocent , i am inclined to believe it , too , because i think your uncle jack is right . i think you 're a great kid . but what about colby ? sean : she 's a great girl . erica : the chandler kids are notorious . they 're notorious for being wild . i mean , drug and alcohol abuse -- it runs in their family . between adam and krystal and babe and j.r. , colby 's been under a lot of pressure lately . are you sure they are n't colby 's pills ? sean : absolutely . look , i -- colby was cold so i gave her my jacket , and then two seconds later , there was this cop shoving his badge in my face . if colby had slipped the pills in my jacket , i -- i 'd have seen her . erica : and if they are colby 's pills , she 's going to be in a lot of trouble . and so i understand your wanting to prevent that , i really do . sean : ok , but colby did n't do anything wrong . erica : ok , i hope not . but you know that when you have romantic feelings about somebody , that can sometimes cloud your ability to judge them for who they really are . sean : i -- i ca n't see anything right now . i 'm just -- i 'm wiped . i just want to go upstairs and crash . jack : whew . erica : are you sure that he 's being straight with you ? jack : yeah . but if those pills did n't belong to him or to colby , then how the hell did they end up with them ? [ scene_break ] ava : so you carried these at your wedding ? lily : in new york city . i had a plan to run away but ended up with the bad man that wanted to have sex . ava : but you were ok , right ? lily : yes , but i was upset about making so many mistakes . i thought that since i had autism spectrum disorder , that i did n't belong in a big city . but jonathan told me that i was smart and strong and brave and that i could be anywhere . he took me on a special tour to show me . jonathan showed me all different parts of new york . [ music plays ] lily : with jonathan , it was easy to concentrate on the good . and he made things that i was afraid of beautiful . i helped him feel better . we worked together as a team . that 's when i knew i loved jonathan . he asked me to marry him , and i said yes . [ music ends ] lily : when i was married to jonathan , i felt happy and safe and not alone . that 's what i miss the most , especially since the chances that i 'll find another husband who 's different like me and can still be my best friend are very small . ava : so , what would you think about jonathan hooking up with someone else ? lily : i 'd think it was logical . ava : yeah , but , i mean , what would you feel about it ? lily : i ca n't predict my feelings about future events . i wo n't know until it happens . sean : hey , lily . ava : what are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : i walked away because you stuck a giant knife in my back . kendall : ok . so , everyone is to blame but you -- me , ryan , zach ? greenlee : no , you married zach to hang on to a piece of cambias for bianca and miranda . it was a business deal , a piece of paper . you did n't love him , kendall . you loved me . kendall : hate to break it to you , greenlee , but the earth did n't stop turning when you left . greenlee : zach stole spike , and he stole your loyalty to me . how 'd he get you to forgive him for pulling the plug on my life ? did he pull a miracle ? i know he does like playing god . ryan : that 's enough , greenlee . greenlee : no . it 's not . i will hold that baby . i asked nicely . you shot me down . so now , we 're going to court , and that 's on you . kendall : zach acted out of love , greenlee . he thought he was stopping me from doing something that i would regret for the rest of my life . you , as usual , were only thinking about you . ryan : easy , kendall . greenlee : but i did n't ask for anything . you offered ! kendall : oh , my god . i gave my entire self over to you ! i gave my body over to you , and you jumped at the chance to use it . but then , when i gave you my egg , suddenly it was n't good enough . greenlee : it was n't your call to make ! kendall : i had no time , greenlee ! greenlee : i have no baby ! kendall : i did the best i could . ryan : ok . ok . take a minute here . greenlee : oh . ryan : all right . we did hurt greenlee . but that does n't give you the right to rip kendall for loving her husband . greenlee : oh , the husband who 's a walking disaster ? kendall : oh , my god . you rip into town like the tasmanian devil , and you have the nerve to criticize zach ? ryan : ok , greenlee , zach may have been on the outside when you left town , but he worked his way in , like it or not . greenlee : not . ryan : that 's the way it is , so you 're going to have to deal with it . all right ? you 're going to have to brush that chip off your shoulder . now , if -- if you both think about it here , we 've kind of worked ourselves full circle . because when we got married , kendall felt excluded , right ? and you welcomed her into our life , and now greenlee feels excluded and you , kendall , have to figure out a way to let her in , and i have an idea . spike 's got two dads , right , but only one mom , so what 's missing ? you asked me to accept zach as spike 's stepdad , and now i am asking you to try to find a place for greenlee in spike 's life . kendall : ryan , no , no . spike already has one stepmother . her name is annie , remember ? you just married her ? she loves our son , she 's -- she 's taken care of our son , she -- she -- she knows him . this right here -- this is not happening . ryan : would you give us a moment , please ? [ scene_break ] annie : sign at the bottom . greenlee : is there something else ? babe : um -- yes , actually . we got the rights to the music for -- di : yeah . babe : the fusion green campaign . di : we 're very happy with the outcome . babe : mm - hmm . di : are you happy with -- the outcome ? greenlee : i 'm sure i will be . di : so , i mean , do you and kendall have a plan ? a marketing plan ? greenlee : it 's in the works . well , if you 're `` dying `` to know what 's going on in the other room , ryan happens to be arguing my side to kendall right now . [ scene_break ] kendall : you think i 'm going to let you give spike a wicked stepmother ? ryan : i just wanted you to listen , kendall . kendall : oh , ryan , ooh , this is bad . see , you -- you got greenlee 's hopes up and this is n't good now , because we 're never going to be able to get rid of her . but annie -- annie , i could deal with . but -- but one extra mom , that is my limit . i mean , you do n't get to use our son and pass him around to all of your needy exes . spike does n't exist to be greenlee 's teddy bear . ryan : if it was n't for greenlee , spike would n't exist at all . we love spike . we love spike more than anything , but he did n't come into this world because mommy and daddy were in love , and they wanted to have a baby . kendall : you think i do n't know how spike came into this world , ryan ? i 'm his mother . ryan : yes , now . but that was n't always the plan , kendall . i mean , greenlee wanted a baby . she is the reason that we have spike . she 's the reason . i mean , you were going to give her a gift . but really , in the end , she was the one that gave us one . kendall : she made her decision . now she has to live with it . ryan : kendall , we have so much . we 're both married to people that we love . we have beautiful children -- more on the way . spike started us down that road . greenlee is the reason that we have spike . we ca n't just say `` thank you , now get lost . `` kendall : why ? why not ? ryan : because we owe her . we owe her , and we always will , because spike will always be our son . kendall : why could n't you just have stayed a con man ? none of this need - to - be- fair bs . ryan : because i 'm a dad now . kendall : well , you were trudging along just fine until the former mrs. lavery came back to town . ryan , the guilt is eating away at you for leaving greenlee in the dust and for starting a whole new life without her . she 's using that guilt to manipulate you . ryan : so she deserves nothing ? kendall : she made her decision when she left . she said that she hated me , and she told you to stay out of her life . ryan : and she changed her mind . she came back . and now , it 's like she 's outside of this big glass bubble , and she ca n't get through , and she 's looking in , and all she sees is everybody in there -- the weddings and the -- and the parties , and -- and life , and she 's not part of it . i 'm just saying the only way to make her stop is to let her in . kendall : uh - uh , ryan , no . it 's a huge mistake . if you reach out to greenlee , she will chomp your arm off . ryan : she just wants a chance . kendall : the other night , during the storm , i looked right into greenlee 's eyes , and i told her how sorry i was , and that i loved her , and i wanted to help her . her response ? she tried to put my husband in prison . i 'm telling you , ryan , if you give greenlee the tiniest opening , she will hurt you . [ scene_break ] babe : ryan wants kendall to give you their baby ? i doubt it . greenlee : did i say that ? di : look , ryan and kendall have been on the same page about spike for a long time . they 're wonderful parents . and they 're -- they 're good friends . annie : yeah , kendall even tried to warn my husband you 'd be crashing our wedding . greenlee : do you think she did that for you and ryan ? kendall tried to keep me away for her own selfish reasons . she only needs people to serve her . and then once she 's done , she tosses you aside . is n't that right , babe ? babe : kendall and i get along just fine . greenlee : and when i took your fusion shares , did she step in ? di : why do n't you lay off ? babe : i 'm back . greenlee : did she fight for you ? refuse to back down until you had your job back ? you know , you 'll be made useless soon enough . annie : actually , kendall 's been pretty great to me . not only at work . she actually threw me the best wedding shower . greenlee : oh . well , then i guess she 's changed . her standards are n't as high as they used to be . annie : or maybe now , she just has better taste . greenlee : you have zero history with kendall . you 're absolutely meaningless to her , and yet , she invited you to be a part of her family . how did you snag my ex - husband and win over my best friend ? [ scene_break ] erica : at first , i thought sean was in denial , but i agree with you . those drugs are n't sean 's . thank you . jack : i want to thank you very much for saying what you said to him . it was very good advice . erica : well , i care about sean . but there could be some people in his life that would steer him wrong . i mean , do any of his friends use drugs ? jack : well , i guess i should know that , but i do n't . i mean , i guess there might be a -- a buddy somewhere that would ask him to hold those drugs for them , and now sean 's covering for them . erica : who else could be involved ? [ scene_break ] ava : hey , hey , hey , thought you moved out . lily : sean spent last night in jail . he was arrested at his prom for possession of drugs . ava : bummer . who sprung you ? sean : uncle jack . ahem -- but he said he would only post bail if i agreed to stay here under his supervision . translation -- i 'm under house arrest . lily : one of my characters in my -- my mystery novels -- they were under house arrest . do you have to wear an ankle bracelet ? sean : no . no , i 'm not really -- no , no . no , bracelet . but it looks like i 'm home for good . lily : that 's excellent news . i never really understood why you left in the first place . ava : is n't sean lucky to have a bigtime lawyer as an uncle ? sean : i 'm not off the hook yet . colby was wearing my jacket when the cops found the drugs . ava : they busted her , too ? sean : they tried . i mean , with her record , no judge believes she 's innocent , even though she is . they 're going to try to make an example out of her and send her to juvie . lily : oh , that 's slang for juvenile detention center . sean : yeah , there was no way i was going to let that happen , so i -- i confessed , said the drugs were mine . they let colby go , and now i 'm hosed . lily : when you care about someone very much , like sean cares about colby , you put their happiness above your own , even if that means making big sacrifices . [ phone rings ] lily : so how did those pills end up in your pocket ? ava : sorry . got to run . sean : the only explanation i can think of is somebody had to set me up . lily : do you have a suspect ? ava : is something wrong with the doorbell ? jonathan : i wanted to talk in private . ava : well , you did n't have to bounce me from the house . come on , i wo n't interrupt your special time with lily . oh , and do n't worry , she 's got you on the brain , too . jonathan : ok . i came to see you . ava : and why is that ? jonathan : i wanted to see how you 're doing and to give you this . ava : what is this ? jonathan : that is for whatever you want . i know that you need the money , so i want you to use that for whatever you need . ava : thanks . why are you doing this ? [ scene_break ] annie : when a serial killer is on the loose , there is not a lot of time for games . greenlee : so you worked the crisis thing to your advantage with kendall ? annie : i earned her trust by stepping up when she needed me to . greenlee : yeah , but you do n't strike me as the vigilante type . so what did you do , bake cookies ? annie : i do bake cookies , yes , with my daughter . it makes emma happy , and i 'm really proud to be able to do that . but kendall and i became friends because of spike . greenlee : oh . so you cozied up to the mom by getting in with the kid . nice . annie : kendall was at the top of the satin slayer 's hit list . it was n't safe for spike to be with her , so i watched him , kept him safe . greenlee : yeah , but that makes sense . i mean , they needed a babysitter , and good help is hard to find . annie : and when ryan went to vegas to help save kendall 's life , i did n't get all dramatic . i did n't make life difficult for everybody by being selfish and irrational . greenlee : but when you watched ryan 's kid , did he pay you in cash or chocolate chips ? babe : oh . annie : you do n't even know spike . what does he eat for breakfast ? what -- what lotion does he need after his bath ? greenlee : these are all things that i ca n't wait to learn . annie : ryan and i have a life together . rituals , routines with each other and with our children . greenlee : you have one child together by sheer , dumb luck . and no matter how many times you baby - sit spike , it 's not going to make you his mother . annie : never in a million years would i try to replace kendall . greenlee : no , why would you ? you 've replaced me . annie : you asked me how i got to be a part of kendall 's family . you want in , find a way to be a part of spike 's life . do n't try to make him part of yours . [ scene_break ] erica : does sean 's mother -- jack : oh . erica : know about this ? jack : well , i 've left plenty of messages for barbara , but she has n't returned any of them , so i 'm going to presume not . it 's probably for the best . erica : oh , yes . barbara certainly would play the outraged mother to the hilt . jack : hmm . erica : i 'm sure that she would use sean 's misfortune to try to get close to you . jack : well , i 'm not so sure about that , but i know it would start off being about sean . and then before long , it 'd be all about barbara . erica : ah , yes . yeah , barbara would throw a press conference . she 'd say `` thank you so much . my name is barbara montgomery , and i want to thank you so much for turning out to report the outrageous attempt to railroad my beloved son , sean . `` jack : barbara -- barbara , how is sean holding up with all this ? erica : `` well , i think we need to go back to your yacht to discuss this . `` jack : you know , sometimes , just every so often , i remember exactly why i married you . [ scene_break ] jonathan : i 'm not going to ask you again what that guy at b.j . 's wanted . but i do believe you . i do n't think you were pulling a trick . i just -- i do n't want you to be forced to do anything that you do n't want to do anymore . ava : well , like what ? jonathan : i 'm not accusing you of anything , i 'm trying to help you here . ava : well , what 's in it for you ? jonathan : nothing is in it for me . there 's -- there 's no strings here . ava : oh , right . there 's always strings . i mean , maybe not today , maybe not tomorrow , but you 're going to come back to collect someday . jonathan : you do n't owe me anything , i swear . what 's the problem here ? because it ca n't be that you 're -- you 're worried what i 'm going to think of you , because you do n't care , right ? ava : once a hustler , always a hustler . later , sucker . [ scene_break ] sean : the pills are so small . i bet they were in my jacket the whole time . lily : well , when did you last wear that tuxedo ? sean : no , it 's a rental . i mean , maybe the guy that had it before me is into drugs . lily : the tuxedo was most likely dry - cleaned in between rentals . the pills would have been destroyed . sean : well , maybe the delivery guy stashed them in my pocket and then forgot ? lily : did you pick up the delivery yourself ? sean : yeah . lily : what time ? sean : late afternoon . lily : did the jacket ever leave your sight ? sean : no , i had it on the whole time , until i lent it to colby . lily : what about before you put it on ? was it ever left unattended ? sean : what , like -- you mean here at the house ? [ sean remembers talking to ava before the prom and setting the jacket down . ] sean : not interested . [ sean stares at ava when she comes back in ] [ scene_break ] jack : so , teenage drug bust -- quite an opportunity for you to score some footage for your show . i appreciate that you chose to protect sean instead . erica : well , of course . jack : i also appreciate your wisdom and your candor . your wit , and your beauty . i really like the beauty . [ jack bends down and kisses erica ] jack : uh -- listen , there 's no cameras here now . it 's just you and me . [ scene_break ] ryan : kendall , walking away is not the answer . kendall : oh , and what you came up with is ? ryan : it 's common sense . kendall : good - bye , ryan . ryan : kendall -- kendall : no , ryan -- greenlee will not be a part of our family . [ next_on ] jack : what 's the problem ? zach : your daughter . greenlee 's gone too far . greenlee : we clicked , right ? kendall : yeah , kind of like old times . annie : you still care about greenlee . ryan : yeah , i do .
ryan tries to reason with greenlee that what she is doing is wrong , but he can not seem to reach her . after not being able to reach greenlee , he tries to reason with kendall to let greenlee be a part of spike 's life , but kendall refuses . jack brings sean home from the police station and just as they arrive home , erica and her film crew arrive . jack tells them in no uncertain terms that he has no comment . erica blocks the camera from taking any more pictures and orders them gone . inside the house , erica tries to talk some sense into sean as to what he is doing by taking the rap for drug possession . sean refuses to listen to her . ava comes to visit lily and they discuss lily 's marriage to jonathan . sean excuses himself and goes upstairs where lily and ava are . ava is surprised to see that sean is out of jail . after not being able to reach kendall , ryan asks greenlee to let him talk alone with kendall a few moments . greenlee re - joins babe , di , and annie . annie tries to talk greenlee into not making this about her and having spike in her life , but making a place for herself in spike 's life .
david : i believe amanda dillon 's scheduled for an ultrasound . 11 : 00 , am i right ? nurse : uh , yes , 11 : 00 , but ms. dillon called to cancel . david : did she happen to say why ? nurse : no . [ scene_break ] liza : hey . where -- where 's jake ? i need to talk to him as soon as possible . krystal : well , i have n't seen him all morning , and i have a hunch i 'm not going to see him today . liza : oh ? why -- why is that ? he 's -- he 's not at the hospital ? tad : oh , god , i hope not . he got married last night . liza : what ? tad : yeah . he and amanda are on their honeymoon even as we speak . [ scene_break ] [ amanda screams ] amanda : put me down . you 're going to make me a widow . `` man breaks back lifting pregnant bride . `` [ jake grunts ] jake : `` man paralyzed by new wife 's beauty . `` that 's the way i see it . you know , has anybody told you lately that you 're a goddess ? you are my honeymoon goddess . you are . amanda : i wish this could be a real honeymoon . jake : well , we 're newlyweds , right ? we 're -- we 're genuine . we 're the real thing and we 're in barbados . we have the sand at our feet , and today we 'll bask in the sun a little bit . amanda : no sun basking tomorrow . jake : no . tomorrow -- tomorrow is the tough stuff . but today is a little -- little sample of all the happiness to come . [ scene_break ] [ marissa stands in front of babe 's grave ] little adam : these are for momma . marissa : oh , they 're beautiful . little adam : these are momma 's favorite . marissa : you know what ? mine , too . marissa : they 're perfect . j.r. : what are you looking for here ? [ scene_break ] aidan : rise and shine . it 's a beautiful day outside . fancy taking a walk ? annie : no , thank you . aidan : annie , you need to get stronger . annie : so they can cart me off to that cell ? the second i get better is the second i 'm going back to jail . nobody 's getting me out of this bed . [ scene_break ] angie : hey , ryan . you had me paged ? ryan : yeah . emma 's got a little bit of a -- of a sore tummy , so i want to bring her in here to see you . angie : oh . well , let 's have a look at you , ok ? just come with me and this is not going to hurt at all , ok ? ryan : ok , i 'm going to go see ian while you guys are in there , ok ? i 'll be right back . ok , sweets . angie : we 'll make that tummy feel all better . ryan : hey . zach : hey . ryan : how is he ? how 's ian ? zach : he 's good . dr. sloane says he 's almost out of the woods . ryan : oh , that 's great . that 's great . spike is going to be very happy . he misses his little brother . zach : it 's got to be confusing for spike . ryan : yeah . you know , he 's ok . depending on the day , he 's -- he 's all right . zach : where 's kendall ? ryan : uh , she 's not here with you ? [ scene_break ] [ kendall dreams she 's kissing and sleeping with ryan and zach ] kendall : oh , my goodness . [ kendall laughs ] kendall : good morning , spikey . are you hiding from me ? yeah ? can i have a kiss ? a kiss kiss ? oh , what a great way to wake up . what a great way to wake up , with my boy . i 'm very happy today . spike : yeah ? kendall : yes , i am . do you want to know why ? because -- yes , i know . it 's so bright out today and sunny . you 're brother is getting better . he 's going to be home soon before you know it . yeah , you know there is no place like home , is there , spike ? [ scene_break ] ryan : last time i saw kendall was at greenlee 's place last -- last night . i stopped by there just to see her one last time before jack packed it up , and i guess she had the same idea . zach : i 'm sorry . that could n't have been easy . ryan : i kept expecting her to walk through the door , you know ? tell us to put all her stuff back . zach : i 'll let kendall know you 're looking for her . ryan : no , it 's -- it 's ok . do n't bother . i 'm here just because emma has a stomach ache , and while she 's in with angie i wanted to see how ian was doing . i 'm glad that he 's doing -- he 's doing well . zach : he 's good , and emma 's going to be fine . ryan : yeah . tell ian i said hi . jack : ok , so where 's kendall ? i ca n't find her anywhere . zach : `` where 's kendall ? `` that 's the question of the day . [ scene_break ] kendall : remember your second birthday ? spike : yeah . kendall : yeah , when they brought you all those toys . you had too many toys . you were running back and forth from one toy to the next . yeah , well that 's kind of how momma feels running back and forth between you and ian . but you know what ? i love you and ian so much . my heart could just explode . i hope you know i love you both . spike : that smells good . kendall : yeah , it smells good . oh , i love you so much , the both of you . [ scene_break ] marissa : yeah , i come here a lot . why ? does it matter ? j.r. : does n't make sense . marissa : it makes sense to me . j.r. : will david arrive with a bottle of bubbly to celebrate shaking the murder charge ? marissa : oh , i 'm not expecting him . are you ? j.r. : you never know with hayward . you know , you and babe are n't much alike except when it comes to pariah types . marissa : excuse me ? j.r. : babe was a sucker for , um , underdogs . that 's what krystal called them , walking messes like richie novak . marissa : who 's richie novak ? j.r. : was , past tense . low life that babe took under her wing . little adam : can i go chase butterflies ? j.r. : yeah , buddy . just do n't go too far , ok ? all right . babe knew how destructive her father was , but she gave him chance after chance . never stopped . marissa : look , i see david for who he is , the good and the bad . sure , david 's dark . he can be dangerous . no question . but there is this bright ray of light streaming through . if you can see the good in a complicated person , then you 've got leverage , a handle . i hope . j.r. : so that 's your plan ? find david 's soft spot , work it . marissa : look , if -- if i can just make david see himself the way everyone else does , then , yes , maybe i can help him straighten out . j.r. : well , good luck . you 're going to need it . marissa : i 'm not a quitter . i never give up . little adam : never give up . that 's what grandma says . i have a butterfly . would you like to see it ? j.r. : mm - hmm . marissa : sure . j.r. : oh , you little faker . [ marissa laughs ] little adam : made you look , made you look . do you know my mommy ? marissa : i did , yeah . a long , long time ago . we were both tiny , tiny babies . little adam : come see my momma . marissa : ok . [ scene_break ] amanda : you know , i think the baby is enjoying this . [ amanda sighs ] amanda : how could i be so happy and so heartbroken at the same time ? jake : listen . i love this baby . why ? because -- because this baby is a part of you , and i -- i love you . i do . but just because we do n't get to keep him does n't mean that it 's the end for us . in fact , i think it 's the opposite . i think this is the beginning , just the beginning . the beginning of all our -- our happiness . hey , we 're married . what ? we 're married , right ? we 're in love . what -- what would paulo say to consuelo ? i think it goes something like this , `` el amor conquista todo . `` love conquers all . amanda : does it ? jake : i -- i think it does , yeah , especially if two people really love each other . amanda : i love you . i really love you . i want you to know that . jake : that 's good . i -- i was having a sneaky little suspicion that that was the case , but -- amanda : not just because you 're my hero or this baby boy 's hero . jake : i was also worried that it was just my swarthy good looks , but now that you 've clarified that . amanda : yes , it is your swarthy good looks . [ jake and amanda kiss ] [ scene_break ] krystal : jake and amanda got their marriage license . tad did this silly internet church . tad : it was n't silly . krystal : it was silly . tad : it was not silly . it was heartfelt . krystal : ok , you 're right . they exchanged their vows , and it was really very sweet . liza : they 're on their honeymoon . tad : mm - hmm . liza : wow . that 's , um -- do you know where they went ? tad : you know , they did n't say anything in the note probably because they want to be left alone . crazy kids . i mean , whoever heard of newlywed privacy ? liza : well , i mean , they -- they probably just figured that david was going to be booked for murdering stuart , and they 'd be free to raise the baby , right ? no daddy vulture to pounce . krystal : daddy vulture was a witness . liza : i 'm sorry . what ? tad : sitting right there . he was so swept away by the nuptials he had to be restrained . krystal : yep , tied to a chair with a gag in his mouth . tad : me and krystal thought it was sort of a curve on the old best man thing , you know ? worse man scenario . but he did give a hell of a speech before he had that hanky crammed between his choppers . david : and i meant every word of it . where 's amanda ? tad : why ca n't we just lock the door ? um , she 's on her honeymoon with jake . david : hmm . where ? tad : um , she did n't mention , but i 'm sure she 'll be back within the week . david : you know , i do n't care if she 's hiding out in a mud hut in borneo . i 'm going to track them down , and i 'm going to get my baby . why are you here ? liza : i 'm an old friend of tad 's . david : mm , right . so you did n't come here to warn jake and amanda , right ? `` david the terrible is back on the prowl `` ? liza : no . actually , that 's not the reason that i came . david : oh , ok , right . you know , if it was n't so obvious , i may have asked you to help me track them down , but that would clearly be a waste of time , now would n't it ? tad : yeah , that and the fact that honeymoons are usually meant for two . david : all right , look . why do n't you tell the deluded couple when they call in , i 'll be seeing them soon . krystal : all right . we really have got to warn jake and amanda . liza : he is not answering his phone . i have called him a dozen times . tad : really ? liza , just out of curiosity , what exactly is your part in this whole , you know , david , jake , amanda , baby maybe scenario ? and before you start , i 've known you for way too long , way too well . do n't lie . just cut to the chase . liza : i thought that david was going to be booked for murdering stuart , so i tried to legally throw him under the train but it did n't work . tad : oh , and that 's why you 're concerned for amanda and jake . liza : yeah , that 's exactly why . tad : uh - huh . let me get this straight . despite the fact that your mother 's practically dying of grief because of your step - father 's murder , the fact that your own daughter does n't want to have anything to do with you , or perhaps not her brother or sister - to - be , your only concern in all of this was for my brother and his incredibly pregnant bride . must be the bullet hole . it makes perfect sense to me . liza : ok . you know what ? you think what you want . tad : oh , i do , liza . i do . but you go ahead . you stick to your story . i would n't expect anything less . after all , i always did appreciate your spine . liza : you know what ? jake is a friend of mine . so if you hear from him , would you tell him `` watch out `` and have him call me . ok , goodbye . [ scene_break ] jake : hey . those robes are heavy , so if you end up in the water you might drown with that . amanda : how about i just sit in the sand ? [ cell phone rings ] jake : man , i am popular . amanda : you know , newlyweds do n't return phone calls . jake : right . tad , tad , tad , what a pain in the butt , tad , krystal , david . amanda : david ? jake : yeah , just once . amanda : you 're not planning on calling anyone back ? i mean , that 's not part of the plan , right ? jake : right , of course . i know . amanda : i know this sounds terrible , but david wo n't know what hit him when we lie and say that the baby died . he retraces our steps , and he 'll hit a brick wall . jake : right . amanda : my baby will be safe and sound with -- with great parents who really adore him , who can make him as happy as -- as we would if we could raise him together . i wish . it 's so unfair . you would be so perfect . this little baby boy would be so lucky to have you as a dad . jake : babes ? amanda : hmm ? jake : we 're going to have a lot of babies . we 're going to have little boy babies and little girl babies . we 're going to have a house full of babies , ok ? amanda : i never wanted a baby before . now i want this one more than life . jake : ok , all right . but i can see into the future , and i see a whole clan . we 're going -- we 're going to have our own , ok ? all right ? [ amanda sighs ] amanda : i better -- i better go rub some sunscreen on this belly . [ cell phone rings ] liza : hello ? jake : liza ? liza : god , do you ever answer your phone ? jake : well , it 's a little tricky considering the , you know , situation . liza : listen . is everything going according to plan ? jake : is -- is that what you called me about ? yes , everything is fine . we 're in barbados , and she 's having the c - section tomorrow , and when we deliver the baby and the dust settles , you 're going to get the child . but reassuring you every hour on the hour , that is not part of the plan here . liza : well , you could have at least told me when you were ready to go . jake : i -- i just did n't want to leave any loose ends , you know , so david would n't catch on . liza : well , it 's too late . he 's already on your trail . [ scene_break ] david : a private jet ? they must 've leased it . pine valley to parts unknown . if i knew which way they were headed , why the hell would i need you ? [ scene_break ] little adam : dad says my mom 's up in heaven , but she 's buried right here . marissa : oh , in heaven ? your daddy 's right . your mommy is up in heaven . little adam : then why do we come here ? marissa : well , it 's like a meeting place . your momma comes down from heaven , because she knows that you 'll visit her here . if you listen , you can hear her . little adam : my mom does n't talk to me anymore . marissa : well , if you make yourself very , very quiet , you can hear her talking -- talking very softly right inside your very own heart . i talk to my mother all the time . just listen when you 're falling asleep , and listen for her when you 're here . your mother is all around you . you 'll never lose your mom . j.r. : you ok ? little adam : i like that girl . [ scene_break ] angie : all right , sweetheart . you know what ? i think that you 're going to be just fine . emma : but i do n't feel good . angie : i 'll tell you what . i 'm going to go look for your daddy , ok ? and nurse judy here , she 's going to take very good care of you , ok ? judy : hi . i 'm judy . hi . nice to meet you . aidan : hey , emma . hey . how are you doing ? emma : is mommy still here in this hospital ? aidan : uh , yeah . she 's just one flight away . where 's your daddy ? emma : visiting spike 's little brother . aidan : hey , listen . i have a good idea . you want to hear it ? you want to know how you can make your mom feel better ? i have a little game . i want you to tell your mom a secret and then get your mom to tell you a secret of her own . can you do that ? how about i take you down there ? ryan : take my daughter down where ? [ scene_break ] jack : so , with hayward off the hook now , that means kendall 's on the hook in a big way . she 's got motive , means , opportunity , fingerprints all over the murder weapon . it 's going to be a tough one to fight . zach : i know that . we -- we both know that . jack : and we 've got a da in this north guy -- zach : oh , god . henry north , huh ? pretty ambitious little cad , is n't he ? just wants his conviction . jack : actually the way i read this , he wants to convict a celebrity 's daughter , and he does n't much care if she 's innocent or guilty . zach : so , what do we do ? jack : well , try this on for size , if you would . you 've got a distraught mother , because she thinks her child has been killed . she 's grieving , grief stricken in fact , and she -- she almost kind of lost her mind temporarily . zach : insane ? jack : yeah . zach : and she walks ? jack : no , she wo n't walk . she 'll do maybe five years . zach : five years ? no , that 's not going to happen . jack : look , look . that 's what kendall said when i pitched it to her , and i do n't blame her , but my job is to let her know her options , and , believe it or not , zach , this is one of her better options . zach : jackson , it 's not going to happen . kendall : what 's not going to happen ? [ scene_break ] aidan : emma wants to go and see her mom . ryan : is that true ? angie says you did n't seem very sick . were you faking it so that you can come here and see mommy ? emma : i knew my tummy would feel better if i could see mommy for a little while . please ? ryan : you 've missed so much school though , princess . you need to be in school today . emma : ok , but can i see mommy first ? ryan : no , honey , no . not now . it 's not a good idea . [ scene_break ] zach : mr. montgomery wants you to cop a plea . tell the jury that you 've been a little crazy lately . maybe five years . jack : look . i know you 're resistant to that idea , and i do n't blame you , but it 's something you should at least consider . kendall : no , no . i -- i did n't kill stuart . i did n't do it . someone else did . i mean , are we just going to give up on figuring out who it was ? jack : no . now , look . we 've got a da who all he wants to do is hit one out of the park in the big leagues . he does n't care if you 're guilty or not . zach : all right , the da , but we 've got to come up with something better , jackson . five years . that 's a -- that 's a long time for somebody who did n't do anything . kendall : all right , listen . i wanted to shoot adam , but wanting and doing are two different things . now , this da , i do n't care . he can go for broke , but i have the truth on my side and a husband who has just remarried me to avoid making me look guilty in court . jack : so , we fight ? kendall : yeah , we fight . jack : good girl . exactly what i wanted to hear you say . i 'll go toe to toe with this guy , gloves off . [ scene_break ] aidan : annie , put your robe on . now . annie : that 's not -- aidan , no means no . aidan : emma 's one flight up . annie : emma 's sick ? aidan : no , she 's ok , but ryan 's going to take her home , so if you want to see her you have to hurry . [ scene_break ] krystal : look . i -- i 'm sorry for interrupting , and i know it 's terribly rude , but it 's kind of important . j.r. : really ? i ca n't imagine who it 's about . marissa : excuse me . ok , what 's david done now ? krystal : it 's what he might do that scares me . you know jake and amanda took off on their honeymoon , and of course , they did n't leave word where they were going , but david is furious . he is hell bent on hunting them down , and i 'm just afraid of what he might do if he finds them . marissa : ok . now tell me the part you left out . krystal : david thinks that they flew the coop to keep him away from his baby . marissa : well , did they ? krystal : tad does n't think so . but me ? i think it 's possible . look . david can do a truckload of damage , right ? with an unborn child involved , it could get ugly . it could get really ugly , marissa . marissa : you want me to stop him . [ scene_break ] amanda : that water is so blue . it 's like blue bath water . jake : i know . amanda : let 's never leave . let 's just stay here forever . jake : we could do that . i could buy a big catamaran , and you could sell little tickets , but you 've got to braid women 's hair on the beach . amanda : oh . yeah , and the baby could -- jake : what is it ? what 's happening ? amanda : it 's just a braxton hicks . jake : is that -- is that the first -- first one ? amanda : it started on the plane . jake : why did n't -- why did n't you say anything to me ? amanda : well , there 's nothing to do but ride it out , so i 'm pretty much a braxton - hicks pro right now . jake : all right . well , if it started on the plane , that 's -- well , that 's a couple of hours ago . amanda : well , i just had a few -- jake : that 's another one ? amanda : yeah . last hour or so , a bunch in a row . [ amanda exhales deeply ] amanda : you know what i need ? a long , warm bath . jake : no . there 's no time for a bath . you 're in labor . amanda : what ? jake : you 're in labor . amanda : i ca n't be . jake : well , you are . this is -- this is it . baby does n't care about plans . amanda : but i 'm not ready . jake : well , this little boy 's ready . [ scene_break ] kendall : his cheeks are so pink . they 're all rosy . it 's been so long , i feel like i have n't seen that in forever . zach : he 's a champion . the best of you and me . kendall : zach , i 've been thinking . zach : do n't do it . you 're going to hurt yourself . kendall : i 've been thinking about the plea . five years ? i do n't know , maybe , ah , they let me out early for good behavior ? zach : good behavior , yeah , that 's going to happen . sure , they 'll let you out for that . kendall : i 'm serious . zach : i know . that 's what scares me . kendall : you 're an amazing dad . zach : i ca n't raise those kids by myself . i need you to be there . if you plead guilty , you 're in the system . five years turns into 20 and ... you ca n't do that to the boys . kendall : or to you . [ scene_break ] ryan : mommy 's still sick and she really , really needs peace and quiet . emma : i promise i 'll talk really soft . ryan : sweetie , it 's just -- it 's just not a good idea . emma : but you let me talk to mommy on the phone . ryan : that was -- that was a little bit different . emma : how ? mommy ! annie : [ laughing ] hi ! [ scene_break ] liza : hey , you . whoa , what is -- what 's all that ? tad : oh , well , mama had to empty out a storage locker . hence the toy museum . liza : oh , you know that most of this stuff is lethal , right ? tad : huh ? liza : yeah , you got lead - based paint here . i mean , this crib ? please , this was recalled years ago . tad : and yet we managed to survive . it 's a miracle . think it 's because we 're bionic ? liza : probably . liza : hey , tad , listen . i -- i came here to apologize to you . tad : why ? liza : about before -- yeah . i mean , i left here . it was a negative feeling . tad : oh , hey , come on . that 's just hayward . he 's like a one - man crop - duster for doom and gloom . liza : ah , please , tell me about it . i mean , i did hear how he wrecked your marriage to krystal . tad : yep , and to dixie . but you know what they say . sometimes marriages just come and go , but your kids are your kids for your whole life . which is why i ca n't help but feel for david a little , you know . i mean , who am i or jake or amanda to deny him access to his kid ? liza : well , because he does n't just want access to his kid . come on . david is a horrific man . tad : liza , i did some pretty horrific things when i was out there looking for kathy , things i never thought myself capable of . but you 're right . there 's no telling how far david will go . i sense disaster . well , one thing 's for sure . kids are miraculous , are n't they ? and their toys are so much more fun than ours . liza : [ chuckling ] tad : you think they still make caps for these ? hmm ? [ gun clicking ] [ scene_break ] david : i do n't give a damn if they 're on the other side of the galaxy . you track them down , you understand ? [ door closing ] david : do n't look at me like that . marissa : do n't amanda and jake deserve a honeymoon ? david : you 're being naive . it 's not a honeymoon . it 's a kidnapping mission with my child . marissa : yours and amanda 's . david : [ scoffs ] amanda could n't raise a lab rat , let alone a baby . marissa : [ sighs ] i 'm sure it 's that kind of talk that made amanda take off . you 've been threatening to grab that baby for months . what kind of mother would n't run from a threat like that ? david : well , she can run all she wants . i 'm still going to find her . marissa : you 're really ready to rip that child away from its mother ? david : and you 're here to stop me , are n't you ? marissa : yeah , i am . [ scene_break ] doctor : and take mrs. martin into room three . amanda : well , jake , you coming ? jake : no , no , no , i 'll be there in a minute , all right ? thank you . jake : hey , this is jake martin . yeah , the baby 's coming . well , she went into labor . no , the lungs are fully developed , so there 's nothing to worry about . just meet me at the hospital like we discussed with the transportation . and the neonatal team . do n't -- well , immediately . thank you . ah , show me where to scrub in . doctor : too late for a c - section . her water 's just broken . she 's completely dilated . jake : all right , um , then we 'll go with natural childbirth . that 's the last thing in the world she wanted to do , but -- doctor : the baby 's coming fast . she wo n't be in pain for long . jake : no , she does n't want to see this baby , ok ? doctor : best laid plans . she 'll see him now . [ scene_break ] marissa : who 's going to raise your child while you 're off transplanting hearts and saving the almost dead ? who 's going to take your kid on play dates while you 're adding years to people 's lives ? you 're not too great at making friends , you know . i have n't met anyone in this town who likes you . they do n't just stop at just disliking you . they want you to go down for a murder , whether they think you did it or not . david : what you do n't seem to understand is that jake and amanda are morons . marissa : is there anyone in this town who you think measures up to you intellectually ? believe it or not , people who are n't brilliant surgeons can make amazing parents . jake and amanda can give your child a happy life with , you know , family and friends , birthday parties , picnics and pony rides . that 's how i grew up . i was happy , and my parents could n't save lives on a daily basis , but they gave me so much in so many ways . what have you got for a little boy or girl ? david , look at your life . this big , empty house . i 'm sure you could hire nannies and chefs , but you know what i see ? i see a lonely kid who grows up to be unhappy , who wants to know what happened to their mother and how they ended up so alone . who do you think they 'll blame for that ? [ scene_break ] doctor : push . that 's right . amanda : this is even harder than it looked . jake : you 're doing great , honey . you 're doing -- you 're doing -- just fine . doctor : we have a problem . amanda : what 's wrong ? doctor : the umbilical cord , it 's wrapped around his neck . nurse : the heart rate 's dropping . jake : excuse me , doctor -- something -- thank you . amanda : what ? is my baby dying ? [ amanda yelling ] jake : ok , he 's almost here . [ amanda yelling ] amanda : the cord , the cord . doctor : your husband handled it . [ amanda yelling ] jake : ok , ok , he 's here , he 's here , he 's -- thank you . jake : good , good , hold him right there . hold him right there . amanda : is he breathing ? i do n't hear him . [ baby crying ] amanda : is that -- that him ? [ baby crying ] jake : he 's great , baby . amanda : let me see him . jake : you sure ? amanda : i changed my mind . jake : really ? amanda : jake , after all that , just please give me the baby . i want to see him right now . [ baby fussing ] amanda : oh . amanda : hey . you 're my baby . my beautiful baby boy . [ scene_break ] david : that 's great news . i 'll be in touch . marissa : you located jake and amanda ? so , moment of truth . who are you now , the good david or the bad ? [ scene_break ] emma : i missed you so much . annie : i missed you , too . but it 's not always going to be this way . emma : is this the secret game ? annie : i do n't know . what is that ? emma : i tell you a secret , then you tell me one . want to hear mine ? i do n't really have a tummy ache . annie : well , i have a secret , too . i have a guardian angel who 's going to bring me home to you . [ scene_break ] kendall : zach , we kissed last night . i mean , are we never going to talk about it ? zach : the -- the only thing i want to talk about is -- is proving your innocence , that 's all . kendall : well , i keep thinking about the mistakes i made that got us where we are . and i think about the kiss and -- and how it brought me back . zach : well , you can add that to your list of mistakes , because that was a mistake , too . kendall : i -- listen , i know that , i know . but i ca n't help it . it felt good . and that 's -- that 's my problem . that 's my problem , when something feels good and -- comfort , it makes me just forget about the pain . and last night when we kissed , it took me back to this loving place , outside of the chaos and the fear and the pain . it 's comfort . that 's what i 'm feeling . what are you feeling ? zach : i do n't want to do this right now . do n't make me . [ scene_break ] tad : new toys and the whole minister thing , it might be kind of a new direction for me . liza : [ laughing ] wow . you know , you -- you 're really like you 're 17 again . you know , what were you like right before this brain surgery ? tad : you mean between dixie 's death and krystal leaving me ? yeah , that was a regular barrel full of monkeys . except i kind of had this knot in my stomach and my heart was in my throat . liza : so , that 's pretty much gone now ? tad : pretty much . liza : what ? oh ... oh . [ tad throws a dart and it sticks right into liza 's fake baby bump ] [ scene_break ] amanda : hey there . nice to finally meet you face to face . i 'm your mommy . [ door opening ] amanda : hey . jake : babe , they 're -- they 're here , so we have to move quickly . you know , everything 's set up . amanda : i ca n't . jake , i ca n't give my baby away .
in barbados , jake assures amanda that they will have lots more children . liza calls jake to tell him that david is on his and amanda 's trail . at wildwind , david is on the phone , trying to find out where jake and amanda have gone with his child . at the hospital , angie brings emma out of an exam room and assures her that she is fine . angie leaves emma with nurse judy . aidan tells emma to tell annie a secret and then ask annie to tell her a secret . ryan walks up and interrupts aidan 's and emma 's conversation . in ian 's hospital room , zach tells kendall that jack wants her to `` cop a plea `` . kendall refuses and vows to fight for her freedom . in the cemetery , marissa spends some time with j.r. and little a . at the yacht club , krystal interrupts j.r. , little a and marissa having lunch . krystal pulls marissa away to let her know that david is still chasing after jake and amanda and the baby . krystal asks for marissa 's help . in their hotel room in barbados , amanda begins to have labor pains . emma begs ryan to let her see her momma , but ryan refuses . aidan visits annie in her room to let her know that emma is upstairs .
[ previously_on ] erica : district attorney jackson montgomery is a rare individual , and he also has a rare blood type . right now he is in desperate need of a donor . simone : we 're just going to go swimming , kenny . well , what are you waiting for ? strip . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] laurie : looks like reggie and jamie found the keg . joni : yeah . laurie : you 're ok with the guys drinking ? joni : no , i 'm not the party police . i 'm not crazy about it , but i 'm not their mom . it 's ok . laurie : wow . i figured , you know , the way that you feel about things -- i mean , you dumped jamie because he got drunk once . joni : well , i 'm not going to freak out about it . i mean , it 's your graduation , and i kind of just want to have fun . reggie : you know , i 'm not hot for joni . jamie : yeah , yeah . reggie : no , seriously , i 'm not . she does nothing for me . jamie : uh - huh , uh - huh . reggie : it was getting late down at the habitat center , so i was like , `` why do n't you just come along ? `` and she just kind of followed me down here . jamie : mm - hmm , yeah . mm - hmm . reggie : jamie , what was i supposed to say ? go home ? jamie : yeah , yeah . reggie : whatever . whoa . look , look -- whoa . jamie : what ? what ? what ? reggie : look . jamie : whoa ! reggie : yeah , yeah , the party 's started . jamie : yeah ! simone : oh , gosh , it 's beautiful out here , kenny . you 're kind of cute when you drool . kenny : oh , sorry . sorry . simone : just -- just think of it as a bikini . kenny : bikini -- bikini , right , right . simone : well ? kenny : well , what ? simone : are you going to join me , or are you just going to be a big chicken ? kenny : you mean right here , now in my -- [ simone imitates chicken ] [ kenny sighs ] [ simone laughs ] [ simone hums striptease music ] simone : not bad , kenny . not bad at all . kenny : you like them ? i got them over the internet -- unmentionables . com simone : i was n't talking about your boxers , kenny . kenny : then what -- what were you -- simone : let 's go . erica : please , come to pine valley hospital . your blood may mean the difference between life and death for district attorney jackson montgomery . and after all he 's given to us , this is our chance to give him the most precious gift of all . thank you . [ greenlee turns tv off ] greenlee : incredible . erica 's always in the public eye . mary : what did you say ? greenlee : mother , what is with this plus - size reaction to erica 's one - woman blood drive ? mary : it 's not erica . jackson 's an old friend of mine . naturally , i would be concerned about him . greenlee : `` naturally `` ? mary : forget it , greenlee . you would n't understand . greenlee : please . first you tell me that you 're settling down in pine valley . now you 're all weepy over an old friend . usually takes at least a split of champagne to make you this sentimental . kendall : ok , greenlee , you can torture your mother another time . right now we have to get to the hospital and we have to give blood . mary : kendall 's right . just hurry as fast as you can , please . kendall : ow ! what -- greenlee : we 're not going anywhere , kendall . joe : erica , i just heard about your plea for blood donors . erica : oh , yes . well , joe , i hope it helps . joe : oh , a plea from erica kane ? my goodness , we 'll be flooded . we 've set up an emergency blood donation center in the sun porch . erica : oh , thank you . thank you , joe . we are going to get your blood type , do you hear me ? i promise . but , jack , you have to make a promise , too . you have to promise me and everybody who loves you you are going to hold on until we get that blood you need . and we will . we have to . [ music plays ] girl : hey , jamie . jamie : hi , elisabeth . elisabeth : yeah . jamie : so -- elisabeth : so , having a good time ? jamie : yeah , yeah . elisabeth : jamie -- jamie : yeah ? elisabeth : i have , like , this confession to make . i mean , not a confession really , but -- see , i just graduated , right ? and then i 'm going abroad this summer and then , you know , college in the fall , so this is , like , now or never . jamie : for what ? elisabeth : well -- ahem -- i wanted to know if maybe you 'd be interested in going out , maybe ? together ? soon ? i 've liked you for , like , forever . i just never got the nerve to say anything -- till now . joni : reggie ? reggie : oh , yes . joni : hey , what are you doing ? reggie : i 'm just hanging out . you following me ? joni : no . no , i 'm just , you know -- reggie : yeah . how about we go back to the party ? joni : ok . reggie : come on , let 's go . simone : oh ! oh , my -- that is cold ! oh , gosh , it 's mid june ! should n't the water be , like , room temperature right now ? kenny : well , there was an unusual amount of snowfall this past winter . i 'm sure the -- simone : kenny , can the scientific thing . kenny , just find my clothes , please . kenny : yeah , sure , sure . simone : oh , my gosh ! kenny : uh -- where are they ? simone : what do you mean , `` where are they ? `` they 're where we left them . kenny : not anymore . simone : what do you mean ? oh , my god ! oh , my god ! i -- i 'm at a high school graduation party in my underwear ! kenny : maybe if you think of it as your bikini , you -- simone : just look ! look ! joni : oh , my gosh . i ca n't wait till summer . i 'm going to go to the beach , get tan , hang out . yeah . reggie : what , are n't you forgetting one thing ? do n't you need , like , a job ? joni : yeah , i 'll work at the church or something -- habitat . and i 'll probably get an internship and visit colleges . you know , summer stuff . reggie : so you 're going to do the whole school thing ? joni : yeah , of course . reggie : mm - hmm . and how many banks does your daddy own again ? like 15 , 20 ? joni : no , you do n't understand . i need a major scholarship for that . my dad does n't -- reggie : excuse me , miss , you know , community service . what , you 're going to major in god and communications or something like that ? joni : no , i was actually thinking about social work . reggie : you ? joni : well , i could work at habitat , and -- i do n't know -- do stuff that helps people . why not ? what ? what ? reggie : you 're not like any other social worker i ever met before . joni : thanks . i 'm glad you think i 'm so funny . reggie : no , you 're just not getting it . anybody that was ever there for me was just picking up a paycheck . they 're all the same . joni : so it 's all about the money ? reggie : exactly . it 's the only thing that never lets you down . forget college . forget the beach . forget the party . as soon as i get my hands on some real money , i 'm never letting it go . simone : oh -- kenny : the clothes are gone , simone . now what ? simone : oh ! i do n't know ! i 'm in my underwear in public ! god , this is just like a dream i had . kenny : me , too . simone : what ? kenny : i mean , not me . you know , we should just go back to the car . everybody 's having such a great time . i 'm sure they wo n't even notice us . boy : hey , look over here ! simone : oh , my god ! boy : yo ! check this out ! [ laughter ] greenlee : this whole `` kendall to the rescue `` routine -- it wo n't fool me and it wo n't fool her , either . kendall : who ? greenlee : is this national play dumb for greenlee day ? you 're not marching over to pine valley hospital to give blood to jackson montgomery . you want to score more points with erica . kendall : ok , we 're not having this discussion . greenlee : who , f.y.i . , will take anything that she can get from you before she dumps you at the speed of sound . kendall : greenlee , can i please ask you in the nicest way to shut up ? greenlee : i just do n't want to watch you get hurt -- mary : greenlee , you have no business interfering in kendall 's relationship to erica . greenlee : yeah , i do . kendall 's my partner and my friend , and who knows more than i do about surviving a rejecting mother ? mary : fine , i 'm the worst mother since medea . now let 's just settle all of that and run to the hospital as quickly as we can . a man 's life is at stake . carlos : what 's going on ? greenlee : my mother 's playing humanitarian of the year . she wants us all to rush off to help erica kane . mary : it 's not about erica . it 's about saving jackson . i 'm going to get the elevator back . carlos : what , there 's something wrong with mr. montgomery ? kendall : yeah , he 's in the hospital again and he needs blood , but he has a very rare blood type . and my mother was just making a public appeal for donors , so we need to get over there . carlos : so , yeah , we 'd better hurry . we can take my truck . greenlee : you know , what are the odds that any of us has this blood type ? that 's why they call it rare . the hospital will find someone . what 's the point ? carlos : it 's the right thing to do . greenlee : ok , there 's that . mary : the elevator 's here ! woman : thanks for coming to donate blood . please go to the end of the hall and follow the signs to the sun porch . man : thank you . woman : can you believe the response ? i have never seen anything like this . second woman : the switchboard started lighting up as soon as the broadcast was over . bianca : see ? it 's working . erica : if only -- if only we can find a match for jack now . opal : oh , honey . goodness , i just saw you on the tube and threw myself in the car . how is jack ? erica : oh , he 's holding on . opal : he is ? well , good , because that poor man -- i mean , here having his life at risk again . erica : i know , i know . and it 's my fault again . opal : i think i got here just in the nick of time . now , we are going to sit you right down and find that strong woman that i just saw on television . lena : oh , bianca , i heard on my car radio . bianca : lena . lena : i 'm so sorry to hear about your uncle . bianca : thank you . lena : so , where do i go to give blood ? i 'd like to help if i can . [ laughter ] simone : laugh now . make them stop . i 'm freezing , kenny ! oh , god , if i say something , it 'll make it worse . kenny : ok , that 's enough . you 've all had your fun . boy : not as much as you . [ laughter ] kenny : ok , whoever took our clothes , give them back before i come after you with my bare -- boy : bare what ? joni : reggie , help them , help them . reggie : why me ? kenny : let 's be reasonable . we do n't want to start anything . boy : that 's not how it looks . simone : oh , no threats , kenny . kenny : ok , look , i am prepared to offer a reward for any information leading to the safe return of our clothing . reggie : um , how much would that be ? joni : do you know where their stuff is ? reggie : yeah , i might know something about some people taking their stuff -- joni : you mean when i found you before ? reggie : yeah , back then . joni : well , the only person i saw there was you , reggie . simone : oh , please . if you know where our clothes are , please give them to us . reggie : can you go back to the `` reward `` part ? joni : you were n't kidding about being ruled by money . reggie : did i ask for money ? joni : well , you were n't turning it down . reggie : because i 'm not stupid . kenny : ok , 25 bucks . reggie : all right . simone : oh , thank god . reggie : for the socks . [ laughter ] joni : reggie , stop it ! laurie : oh , my god -- boy : socks ! laurie : dad -- doug : hey , sweetheart . you having fun ? laurie : yeah . so much fun i almost forgot you stood me up at my own graduation . doug : oh , i 'm sorry about that . you know , at the last minute i had to do something . but i 'm here now , right ? let 's celebrate , you and me . laurie : i do n't think so . i do n't think so . i think you already got started , anyway . doug : oh , come on , honey . this is your daddy here . come on -- laurie : please , please , stop . doug : no ! i 'm not leaving till i come to say what i come to say ! boy : yo ! is that -- second boy : yeah , man , pushbroom , and he looks bombed ! [ laughter ] jamie : oh , man . elisabeth : what is it ? jamie : oh , nothing good . doug : my little girl , huh ? [ crowd hoots ] doug : my little girl , she 's all graduated , all grown up , huh ? laurie : please , dad . please , stop . doug : oh , honey , i 'm so proud of you . i 'm so proud . your mother would be so proud of you , you know that ? your grandmother . bianca : thank you for coming and helping out my uncle jack . lena : no , no , he was very fair to me after everything . bianca : have you ever donated blood before ? lena : no . actually , needles scare me a little . bianca : oh , well , do n't worry one bit . i 'll be there to help you out . erica : what 's she doing here ? bianca : mom , she 's here to give blood . erica : oh . thank you , lena . bianca : all right , let 's get you tested . opal : well , good for you , girlfriend . you did n't even lose your temper in the face of that awful traitor . erica : i could n't . she 's here to give blood . opal : well , i guess we need even hers , huh ? erica : i do n't think that is blood in lena 's veins . and jack sure does n't need ice water . opal : let 's just forget about lena for the time being for jack 's sake . erica : i 'll try . opal : good . i got to go do a little donating of my own , honey . are you going to be all right here by your lonesome ? erica : oh , yes , of course , i 'm fine . you go ahead . go ahead . thanks . opal : all right , i 'll catch up with you in a bit . erica : ok . kendall : thank you so much for meeting me here . i 'm sorry i had to cancel for tonight . boyd : do n't worry about that , all right ? i 'll take a rain check . this ca n't wait . so , you ready ? kendall : uh , yeah . listen , why do n't you go to the donation center , and i 'll meet you there . boyd : sure . i 'll save you a gurney . kendall : yeah . mary : you go sit . i 'll find out where they give blood . hi , excuse me . i wonder where they 've taken jackson montgomery ? nurse : in cubicle number one . mary : thank you . kendall : i came to donate blood . and i brought boyd . and i contacted as many people as i could on the way over . erica : oh , yes , thank you . kendall : and i also came to be with you . i mean , this is so terrifying . on top of everything else , the thought of jackson being so close to death -- erica : no , i 'm fine . i 'm fine , really . kendall : well , how can you be ? i mean , first the shooting , and then michael cambias attacking you , and now this ? erica : ok , kendall -- kendall : well , i just -- i want you to know that i 'm here for you and i 'll do whatever i can to make this easier on you . erica : well , thank you . then you know what ? you could go to , perhaps , the donation center now -- kendall : oh , oh , i will . i will do that . but right now , my place is with you . so , what can i do ? can i get you coffee -- erica : no , really . nothing is more important than going and donating blood . kendall : and -- i 'm not going to abandon you . erica : kendall -- kendall : please , please , erica , just tell me . what can i do for you ? erica : kendall , if you want to do something for me , please go to the donation center now . greenlee : nice work . you sure cured kendall of her self - esteem . erica : why do n't you just go away ? greenlee : you think jackson montgomery 's condition gives you the right to act like a monster ? it does n't . erica : what , are you making this your personal campaign to harass me ? greenlee : oh , so you 're the injured party now ? erica : look , first you go out of your way to help the woman who hurt my daughter bianca . now you 're here to badger me when i get my daughter kendall to go -- [ greenlee chuckles ] greenlee : i knew this would happen . i knew this would happen . i warned kendall if she came down here , she was setting herself up for more disappointment from mother dearest . erica : i am not her mother ! simone : where -- where are you going ? what -- joni : reggie , this is blackmail , ok ? reggie : ok , i have something they want , and i want something for it . when a rich guy does it , they call it business , right ? simone : hey , hey , hey , hey . what exactly do you want in exchange for our clothes ? reggie : it 's not going to cost you a nickel . simone : yeah , uh - huh . so what is it going to cost me ? reggie : i was doing pretty good at that beauty shop you have until , what , you guys fired me , right ? simone : ok , first of all , fusion is a cosmetics company . reggie : whatever . simone : and secondly , you were fired because you sent kendall 's brother to prison -- not exactly the best way to impress your boss . reggie : ok , i was just doing my job , ok ? simone : oh , ok , yeah . reggie : if you hire me back , i 'll give you your clothes back for nothing . joni : reggie -- reggie , reggie , reggie -- listen , you 're not going to do this to my friend , ok ? reggie : is she my friend ? joni : i am , am i ? reggie : you 're ok . joni : all right , listen . ok . please do this for me because , see -- see , simone , she did something -- she got me through really tough stuff once , and i kind of owe her big - time , all right ? and i think this is the perfect way to , like , pay her back . and if you just give them their clothes back , then i can do that . please , just please give them their clothes back . please . reggie : and what 's in it for me ? joni : my thanks and the fact that you did something right . simone : oh . oh -- reggie : the deal 's off , ok ? simone : thank you . reggie : just think about that job , ok ? simone : oh , yeah . oh , yeah . constantly . reggie : thank you . simone : ca n't wait to work with you again . joni : how do you feel ? reggie : like a loser . a pathetic loser . joni : no , you do n't . reggie : how would you know ? joni : i know . simone : oh , god ! kenny : what -- what 's wrong ? simone : well , my -- my clothes are soaked . i ca n't put these on . i 'm freezing as it is . i 'm going to get sick ! kenny : ok , here , here , put this on . you can wear this back to the car . uh , i 'll just find my keys and we 'll get out -- my keys -- they were in my pocket -- simone : oh , no . kenny : they must have -- they must have dropped in the sand . simone : oh , great , your keys are in the sand . oh , that 's just beautiful . oh , great . boys : whoo ! boy : oh , yeah ! simone : ok , you know what ? just forget it because if i start looking , these guys will come back over here before we can say `` testosterone . `` kenny : you can count on that . simone : yeah . easy for you to say . a pair of pants and a bare chest and you 're like any other hunk on the beach . kenny : i am ? simone : sure . kenny : i am working out . simone : yes , you most definitely are working out just fine . reggie : i could 've really cleaned that guy up bad . joni : what ? what ? laurie : come on , please . can we go , please ? doug : wait , wait , wait , wait , wait , wait -- reggie : yo , what 's mr. lewis doing here ? that guy really loves his liquor , man . joni : yeah , more than anything . reggie : i thought i was bad . laurie : daddy , please , ok ? doug : not , not -- wait , wait , wait . not till i give you this , all right ? come on . laurie : dad -- doug : i spent all afternoon trying to find it . that 's what i was doing , see ? huh ? laurie : you ditched my graduation looking for some old ring ? doug : this is your mom 's graduation ring . that 's why i did n't buy you one . hmm ? see if it fits . which finger -- there we go . perfecto . laurie : oh , dad . doug : aw . hey . oh . it 's ok . it 's ok . bianca : lena ? how are you feeling ? lena : maybe if you just talk to me about something , anything , would take my mind off -- bianca : ok . um -- all right . so you saw me at the valley inn . what else did you see ? lena : you were with a very beautiful woman . do i know her ? bianca : no . um -- neither do i . it was a blind date . lena : oh . does your mother know about this ? bianca : she set it up . lena : no . bianca : yeah , i swear . i could n't believe it , either . but then things started to fall into place , like i love horseback riding and , by amazing coincidence , so does she . and i love fashion and , by amazing coincidence , so does she . i 'm gay -- [ lena laughs ] bianca : by amazing coincidence -- lena : oh ! oh , it 's good to laugh with you again . boyd : hey . what 's up ? something got you down ? kendall : someone . boyd : erica ? kendall : i wanted to stay with her and help her , but she just screamed at me to get lost . boyd : hey , i 'm sorry . listen , kendall , i know that you and erica have gotten closer . ok , and i know you want that , and that 's great . it might be a good idea if you took things slow , you know ? [ kendall sighs ] boyd : just let things happen . kendall : no , no , boyd , i do n't want any more warnings about erica , ok ? i know how to handle her . i mean , come on . she 's my mother . greenlee : excuse me -- you gave birth to kendall . and unless they rewrite the laws of nature , that makes her your daughter and you her mother . erica : i am her biological mother , yes , but her real mother and father are the ones who loved her and raised her . greenlee : you think you can deny kendall just because she 's a child of rape ? she saved you from a second rape . that should cancel out any karmic debt . erica : look , for your information , i have already thanked kendall many times for saving me from michael cambias ' rape attempt , but nothing can cancel out what happened to me -- nothing . and i have the right to bury that disaster forever . greenlee : oh , but you ca n't bury kendall . however she got here , she exists . erica : yes , of course she exists , and she got here thanks to me , ok ? greenlee : oh , you 're -- erica : is that enough ? greenlee : you 're good . one minute the victim , the next the heroine . but you see , there 's a problem with this -- you do this to everybody . erica : i do what ? greenlee : you make them beg for your love -- the men in your life , even your own children . when they do n't get it , they blame themselves . but the truth is you keep everyone at arm 's length because you have nothing to offer . erica : ok , greenlee . i have an engagement ring on my finger and i have both daughters at my side , so now you take a long look at yourself in the mirror and you ask yourself , `` who has nothing ? `` carlos : come on , greenlee . let 's go give blood . [ music plays ] simone : we 're going to dig our way to tahiti before we find the keys . [ kenny chuckles ] simone : well , i 'm glad you find this amusing , but i am not defrosting . kenny : i 'm sorry . i was just remembering something , that 's all . simone : what ? kenny : it 's -- it 's nothing . simone : no , long stories are about the only thing a situation like this is good for . kenny : well , my family used to spend every summer at the beach . and on my 10th birthday -- it was early in the season -- my dad gave me this metal detector . simone : oh . kenny : yeah , so i 'd spend every evening out on the beach , finding hidden treasure -- thimbles , watches -- simone : thimbles ? kenny : yeah -- lots of lost change . [ simone chuckles ] kenny : that 's what kept me in the ice cream store till the fall . i was just thinking i wish i had that metal detector now . simone : yeah . you know , kenny , this is the first time you 've ever talked about yourself . kenny : sorry . simone : no . no , tell me more . kenny : well , simone , i 'm the only child of a nice jewish couple . my dad 's an accountant . mom volunteers . i was born and raised in center city . simone : really ? kenny : yeah . moved to pine valley . i go home once a week for dinner . simone : oh , no , you do n't . kenny : yes , i do . [ kenny and simone chuckle ] kenny : yeah , i had a happy childhood , a happy adolescence , and now i 'm a happy adult -- happy enough , anyway . simone : that 's it ? kenny : that 's it . simone : well , that does n't sound so terrible . kenny : it 's not . it 's not terribly exciting , either . that 's my dark secret -- i have no dark secret . simone : oh . well , that 's fascinating . kenny : you 're kidding . simone : no . no , i 'm not . no , i 've never met anyone as incredibly normal . no , really , compared to me , you are -- you 're exotic . kenny : really ? simone : really . joni : i guess laurie and her dad are good . reggie : yeah , they all right . joni : look good . [ phone rings ] reggie : hello ? uh - huh . all right , all right . all right , thank you , miss kane . all right . jackson 's back in the hospital . joni : what happened ? reggie : he 's in bad shape . he needs blood . i have to go . joni : ok , well , i 'll find us a ride somewhere -- i think . reggie : joni , `` us `` ? joni : yeah . i 'm going with you . reggie : all right . come on . doug : ooh . hey , excuse me for a sec . laurie : no . doug : it 's not every year you graduate , right ? let 's celebrate . you guys maybe have a beer for the father of a grad , huh ? laurie : no . dad , please , no . he 's had -- no . doug : just one . one . lena : he 's had too much . doug : one , one , one , one , one . come on , come on . you do n't want to hog it all for yourself . boy : hey , this is a private party , all right ? doug : private party , huh ? well , i drop a quarter to the cops , things could get ugly around here . come on . why do n't you just give me -- laurie : dad -- doug : come on ! laurie : dad -- jamie , he wants a beer . we ca n't let him have a beer . jamie : it 's a little late for that -- mr. lewis -- doug : what ? jamie : mr. lewis ? doug : what ? jamie : i think you should go home . kendall : think we can avoid the e.r . ? boyd : you mean avoid erica ? come on . bianca : greenlee , thank you for coming . i -- i assume you saw my mom on television ? greenlee : i did . and i decided to come anyway -- no offense . bianca : right . none taken . i 'm just grateful that you 're here . and i wanted to thank you for finding lena a job . greenlee : all it took was a few words to my well - connected granddad . bianca : well , it really meant the world to her and to me . and i think leo would 've been proud of you . greenlee : hmm . he 's the one you should be thanking . he 's still keeping me on my best behavior . carlos : so you 're still feeling a little faint ? lena : no . i think thinking about it is worse than actually doing it , you know ? carlos : most things are like that , you know ? bianca : hey . are you ready to get going ? lena : sure . bianca : bye . lena : bianca , that date that your mother set you up on -- will you see her again ? bianca : yeah , i might . [ greenlee sighs ] carlos : so how are you feeling ? greenlee : i 'm fine , i 'm fine . i 'd like to electroshock some sense into kendall , draw and quarter erica , and send my mother on a cruise to hell . carlos : wait -- greenlee -- greenlee , you -- greenlee : i 'm fine . it 's nothing . i just realize all of a sudden how tired i am . carlos : you just gave blood , so -- greenlee : no . no , i 've been tired like this for a long , long time . i 'm just so tired of -- carlos : of what ? greenlee : myself . others . mostly , i 'm just tired of always fighting . erica : all right , thank you . oh , opal , this is not working . opal : what , honey ? erica : the blood drive . they still have n't found a match for jack . opal : oh , now , they will . they will . we just need to have a little patience and a little time . erica : oh , opal , jack does n't have time . he needs to have the surgery now . [ monitor beeps ] mary : i should have chosen you . doug : now , is this the way you want to do it , kid ? laurie : no , dad -- doug : is this the way you want to do it , huh ? laurie : dad . [ doug groans ] laurie : dad ! oh , my god . jamie : he 's -- he 's out , laurie . all right . all right . gwen , you have n't been drinking , have you ? gwen : no , i 'm -- i 'm fine . jamie : can you drive ? gwen : yeah , no problem . jamie : ok , you can drive . all right . everybody , let 's get mr. lewis out of here , ok ? here we go . up on three , huh ? boy : yeah . come on . second boy : i got his leg . jamie : all right . ok . everything 's going to be ok . all right ? laurie : ok . jamie : we 're going to take your dad home . laurie : ok . jamie : come on . boy : top it off . [ sirens approach ] boy : it 's the cops . girl : oh , my god . simone : oh -- ok . i -- i 'm not going to cry . i 'm going to count to 10 -- kenny : uh -- simone : and then i 'm going to cry . kenny : oh , no . we -- simone : oh , not again ! kenny : we got to get out of here . simone : wait -- i 'm not going anywhere now , not like this ! kenny : the police are coming . simone : yeah ? well , when is losing your keys a felony ? kenny : simone , i told you we were the only adults at a party with underage drinking . we 're culpable . simone : oh , no ! wait , wait , wait , wait . i am not running through pine valley in my panties ! kenny : would you rather get arrested in your panties ? simone : ok , on second thought , let 's go . let 's go . sean : kennedy , down by the beach there 's a couple of stragglers making a run for it . ofc . kennedy : i 'm on it . sean : go . simone : you do n't have -- sean : you have got to be kidding me . well , ms. torres , long time , no see . kenny : officer lyman , i 'm sure we can work this out without pressing any formal charges . sean : sure . start talking , mr. adler . kenny : uh -- this is all a misunderstanding . sean : oh ! another one ? [ simone chuckles ] simone : you know -- sean : better be good . boyd : here . kendall : oh -- i do n't think i should drink this , not after giving blood . boyd : come on . one sip is not going to kill you . besides , you 're all strung out . you need to relax . kendall : no . wine will not help me , trust me . i think -- i think maybe you should just go . boyd : no . no , i 'll stay for as long as you need me . carlos : feeling any better ? greenlee : hmm -- much . i was just spaced out from giving all that blood . carlos : no . there 's more to this . greenlee : um -- look , no speeches about how i 'm not the monster i want everyone to think i am . carlos : well , you really think you are ? all right , sorry . no speeches . greenlee : so , carlos -- carlos : yeah ? what ? greenlee : ahem . what were you doing at fusion earlier ? i mean , there 's nothing broken there at the moment . carlos : i came to apologize . greenlee : for what ? carlos : for upsetting you the last time . greenlee : well , does n't take much these days . carlos : no -- what you 're going through with you and your mother and what you did for bianca -- it 's none of my business . greenlee : well , not yet , anyway , but i 'm sorry that i get so defensive . i should n't . after all , you are on my side . carlos : always . want to get out of here ? greenlee : do n't you ? carlos : yeah . where to ? greenlee : anywhere on the planet , preferably -- sorry -- a place where my mother and erica kane do n't exist . carlos : ok . let 's go . greenlee : where are we going ? carlos : you 'll see . greenlee : you know , i have n't seen my mother anywhere around this donation center . after all that fuss about giving blood , it 's so typical . reggie : erica , how is he ? erica : oh , reggie . we still have n't found a donor . reggie : oh , so where do i go ? joe : that wo n't be necessary , young man . i 've just learned that we 've found a compatible donor . opal : oh ! erica : oh , joe ! oh , joe , that 's wonderful news ! joe : it is , it is , and believe you me , finding a donor not jackson 's family but the same rare phenotype -- boy , the odds are very , very low , believe you me . opal : well , when do you start to work your magic , doc ? joe : well , as soon as the blood is processed . we 'll prep jackson for surgery very shortly . erica : oh , thank you . opal : thank god ! erica : thank you so much , joe . ok , i 'm going to go tell jack the good news . opal : you do that ! mary : you 're going to be all right , jack . your donor 's here . you 're going to get the blood you need . erica : how do you know that ? joe martin just found that out himself . how do you know that they have the donor ? [ next_on ] carlos : what happened to the enchantment display ? greenlee : i gave the cosmetics counter an extreme makeover . tad : you honestly believe that making love to me would solve any of your problems ? mia : you 're the one who has n't made love since your wife died . maria : what 's tonight ? edmund : you and i have a date to get married .
the senior graduation party at the beach continues . simone convinces kenny to go skinny dipping with her . while they 're in the water , reggie hides their clothes . simone and kenny back from the water and are shocked to find their clothes are gone . joni gives reggie a guilt trip and he finally returns the clothes . reggie gets a call from the hospital , and he and joni rush off . lori 's father shows up drunk at the party . he gives lori her mother 's graduation ring and she hugs him lovingly . when he tries to get a drink from the keg , some of the seniors try stopping him . lori 's father ends up getting into a fight with jamie and takes a bad fall . the police show up and most of the seniors run away . simone and kenny try escaping but get caught . at the hospital , hundreds of people show up to give blood . however , erica worries that they still have n't found the right donor . erica snaps at kendall when she tries to comfort her . kendall looks hurt and leaves with boyd after giving blood . greenlee accuses erica of always hurting her daughters . while they 're fighting , mary sneaks into jackson 's room . joe tells erica that they finally found the right donor , so she excitedly runs to jackson 's room to share the good news . however , she 's surprised to find mary sitting next to jackson . mary tells jackson that he need not worry and that he will soon be all right .
simone : yeah , i saw you with madam x , and even in the dark you did n't look like strangers . ryan : i am not hearing this . simone : you know , i went back there later , and i tried to talk my way in , but your little secret lady friend -- she slammed the door in my face . i guess she prefers them tall , male , and with a six - pack . ryan : do n't do this , simone . do n't mess with my life . my marriage is none of your business . simone : it is if you 're cheating on greenlee . you boink a backstreet party girl , greenlee deserves to know . ryan : the woman is nobody you or anybody else needs to know about , so just back off ! kendall : why do n't you throw something , ryan ? how about you knock over another chair ? your inner mad dog might scare simone , but not me . simone : hey , who said i was scared ? kendall : now , i want the truth , and i wo n't stop until i get it . now , spare the outrage and just tell me -- are you sneaking around on greenlee ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : [ as simone ] go away , lady . erica : greenlee , what are you dressed up for ? greenlee : you 've made a mistake . [ greenlee screams as erica yanks off her long black wig . ] erica : oh , greenlee . i mean , these are tough times , but this is so extreme . greenlee : [ normal voice ] get lost . erica : look , i do n't know what 's going on , but you ca n't go on like this . i mean , i know this is not some sort of a fashion statement . it 's a -- it 's a cry for help , but why would you shout it out here of all places ? greenlee : oh . dr. madden : she 's trying to get her husband 's sperm donation . [ scene_break ] babe : now i know why they call it the grave -- babe : rise and shine . someone want to tell me what 's wrong with this picture ? [ scene_break ] di : those are the hardest words i have ever had to say . i know how hard they are to hear . i know i do n't look the same . so much has happened , and i 've been through so many changes , but tad 's not lying , j.r . it 's me -- dixie , your mother . j.r. : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] jamie : of course amanda had no idea j.r. drugged her juice , turned her drink into a come - on - to - me cocktail . babe : way to go , j.r . he just earned his next ring for the down - and - dirty . amanda : ohh . it 's mostly a blurry blank . did i -- do i have to change my name and leave town ? jamie : uh , yeah , you came on to me pretty strong . amanda : oh , god , kill me now . i am so -- babe , jamie , i am beyond sorry . i had no idea . babe : please . this drug means that you never have to say you 're sorry . i know exactly how frisky it can make you . it 's the exact same drug that j.r. put in my drink , and it almost killed me . jamie , we really should be getting her to a hospital . jamie : i wanted to last night , but she dug in , and i did n't want to freak her out more . amanda : i 'm ok , really -- nothing more than a shame hangover . jamie : so i brought her back here and stayed up all night , making sure that her breathing and her heart were steady . amanda : i remember you taking care of me and making sure i was ok . hmm -- the healing hands of james martin . you 'd make one heck of a doctor . jamie : doctors do no harm . wait till i get ahold of j.r . [ scene_break ] j.r. : so mom 's home ? di : i know you must have a thousand questions , starting with -- j.r. : no , i only have one -- one question . how much are they paying you ? di : j.r. , sweetie , it 's not like that . i 'm sorry for everything that -- j.r. : tad did this . this has your fingerprints all over it , not my mother 's . tad : no , no , no , no . i swear to you nobody put her up to anything . whatever her reasons , she decided to -- di : tad , you hush up . now , i told the truth when i said that tad had nothing to do with me coming here . j.r. : then that leaves you , dad . you should cut her a check , so she can pack her bags and get out of here . adam : son , i swear to you i am just as surprised as you are . j.r. : do i look surprised ? i 've been waiting to see what you were going to pull . you get 10 for originality , but you lose points for overkill . di : j.r. , if i were you , i would have plenty of doubts , but you -- j.r. : i do n't have any doubts . i know that this is a setup . this is all one big , fat , money - fed lie . di : no . as much as you need it to be a lie right now , as angry as it makes you , and you all have every right to be , i really am your mother . i did n't die in that crash , though sometimes i wish i had . but i -- i would n't be here , just a whisper away from you . j.r. , let 's -- let 's go somewhere and talk -- j.r. : no . no . di : j.r. , wait . adam : hold it , lady . you 're not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] ryan : you invade my life , you get all up in my business , and i need reasons ? you do n't go there . simone : yeah , well , you know , you do if you want to get out of here by labor day . kendall : yeah , i saw a woman go into your apartment after greenlee walked out on you . simone : yeah , for pruning the family tree . what did she look like ? kendall : she was trouble in a pair of cha - cha shoes -- blonde hair , blue eyes , size 4 , legs up to here . simone : yeah , that 's her . that 's madam x . ryan : she 's nobody . she means nothing to me , all right , so just drop it . kendall : no . no , i will not drop it . now , greenlee does n't know it yet , but i 'm still her friend . ryan : yeah , you really had her back down in florida when you opened your mouth and dropped that bombshell , the one that had nothing to do with you . and my wife was so grateful for that that she cut you out of her life , and now you say that you want to help her -- whatever that means to you . you say that she needs to know the truth , but really what you want is you want to wreck lives , because that 's what you do , kendall . well , do n't do it . simone : oh , god . i got to call greenlee before it 's too late . kendall : no , you dial that phone , i will reach out and smack you silly . [ scene_break ] greenlee : what are you staring at ? erica : greenlee , it 's too late for april fools ' . it 's too early for trick - or- treat . hazel : ms. torres , have you selected a donor ? dr. madden : there wo n't be any donor . this is not ms. torres -- this is mrs. lavery . hazel : you . greenlee : yo , hazel . miss me ? erica : will somebody please tell me what 's going on ? dr. madden : yes . mrs. lavery is about to be charged with felony trespass and fraud . erica : oh , greg , please . please . greenlee is a member of my family , so please would you just allow me five minutes with her ? i 'll find out what in the world has possessed her , but , please , no police . greg : erica , only for you , but i want her out of here in five minutes . greenlee : ok , you 've been married to my dad for , like , days , and you 're already wrecking my life ? erica : i think it 's lucky for you that i happened to be here today . greenlee : why the hell are you here , anyway ? honeymoon 's over , so shadow your stepdaughter ? you blew everything -- you sticking your nose where it does n't belong . you trashed my entire future with ryan . erica : ok . you stop the blaming , and you start explaining . you 've got exactly three minutes to tell me why you 're doing simone torres on a bad day . greenlee : i already have one mother from hell -- thanks for caring . oh , now you 're siccing the cops on me ? erica : i 'm calling your husband . i 'm calling ryan . greenlee : hang up . erica : truth -- ryan 's just a redial away . i 'm listening . greenlee : short version . ryan 's worst fear -- we were the breeding ground for the next generation of mean , nasty , whacked - out laverys , so without telling me , my husband medically pulled the plug on his chances of having a child . so now the world 's safe , but our dreams of having a son or daughter are gone . erica : oh , greenlee , i hardly know what to say . i -- why would ryan go to such extremes ? greenlee : well , your daughter , for one . erica : what ? greenlee : kendall ? ryan 's sounding board and secret keeper -- she was never onboard with us having a baby . and then there 's your husband , my dear , old dad . jack has taken all of his anger towards braden and jonathan and just dumped it on ryan , pounding home the message the lavery gene produces lavery monsters . and then , finally , there 's you , erica . erica : me ? greenlee , i had no idea that -- that ryan had taken such drastic measures . greenlee : you ruined my perfect plan . erica : `` perfect plan `` ? greenlee , look at you . i mean , under no conditions was this plan ever perfect . greenlee : it was going to happen . i was going to give ryan a bundle of sweet , cuddly gurgling proof . my husband does n't have that kind of hate inside of him . erica : look , i understand your desire to have a baby , and i understand that ryan 's taking that dream away from you has made you desperate and a little bit dumb , but this is not the plan . this plan would never have done it . i mean , this plan was destined to fail . greenlee : it was full speed ahead until you ruined everything . erica : i think it may have been mercy . why do n't you just think about it ? i mean , ryan 's donation is not going anywhere in the next day or two , so that means that you have a chance to -- to think this over for a while . you can examine your options . why do n't you talk to ryan . i 'm sure you can get him to see it from your side . i 'm sure that we can make him understand . greenlee : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , right there , whoa . did you just say `` we `` ? erica , i swear to god you even think about taking this to ryan , i will stalk you into your grave and beyond . are we clear ? so keep your perfect lips zipped . [ scene_break ] jamie : oh , j.r. has no idea how dead he is . amanda : jamie , please do n't go after him . babe : you know what ? no , go . there 's no way j.r. 's getting away with this this time . amanda : but nothing really bad happened . i 'm ok . babe : amanda , you are not ok . j.r. drugged you . i have been there , and it 's as scary as hell . we 're getting you to a hospital , and we 're going to the cops -- now . amanda : i told you i 'm fine . babe : and we would feel a lot better if a doctor checked you out . you never know -- there could be traces of that drug left in your system . it -- it could be evidence that the cops could use against j.r . jamie : call the er -- maria and my granddad . tell them you 're bringing amanda in . i 'm going to take care of j.r . amanda : jamie , please do n't go after him . j.r. is smart . he 'll have a backup plan . he 'll try and use this against me -- his plan to frame me for stealing ? he 'll have me thrown in jail . babe : amanda , he can make all the noise that he wants , but there 's no way he is sliming his way out of this this time . amanda : i really just want to forget this . babe : amanda , j.r. drugs women to get them to sleep with him or other people . we really need to stop him . jamie : you can help more than you know . the guy that tried to drug you into bed -- that 's the guy raising babe 's son . you rat out j.r. , you help babe get her baby back . [ scene_break ] [ in the nursery , j.r. rocks his little boy . ] [ scene_break ] adam : i want a test . i demand a supervised dna test . di : still barking orders ? i 've changed , but you 're still adam . adam : lady , i do n't know who the hell you really are , but one swab will prove who you 're not . so just so you do n't get to pull a fast one , i 'm not letting you out of my sight till the cops get here . di : adam , i stopped letting you boss me around years ago , and i 'm not going to let you start up now , so you go ahead , and you call the army and the navy and the marines . but that is my son up there and my grandson , and right now they need me a lot more than you need your test . tad : maybe . then again , maybe not , not after what you 've done . all those years we were together , no matter what happened , no matter what occurred , you always looked me in the eye . now , you look me in the eye now , and you tell me how you could do it , how you could do this to us . we 're family . tell me how you could stay away while you knew we were mourning you for dead . you look me in the eye and you tell me how `` together forever `` could rot into something this cruel and heartless . [ scene_break ] simone : stop it . kendall : give me that . simone : let go . kendall : no . hey , no . simone ! ha , ha , ha . oh , oh -- you better be calling for a pizza . simone : you heard ryan , ok ? he said that -- that the woman was none of our business , all right ? is that guilty or what ? ok , if he 's scoring sex on the side , then greenlee needs to know . kendall : listen -- ha , ha . ok , i 've been the messenger -- it 's a loser job . simone : well , you do n't have to do anything , do you ? greenlee is my friend , ok ? and if her husband is a scheming , cheating cheater -- stop that -- then greenlee has a right to know . really think for a moment . kendall : that 's great . not on the company dime . not on the company dime ! simone : you did not just do that . kendall : you know what ? it was either that or rip your tongue out . listen , simone , i have been friends with greenlee way longer than you have . simone : hello . who was her maid of honor at her wedding to leo ? kendall : oh , well , that was before she found out you were sleeping with roger . simone : yeah , well , you know , we -- we bonded when we all gave birth to fusion . kendall : you know what ? you and greenlee -- you and mia have always been closer , ok ? greenlee and i -- simone : so what ? kendall : yeah , well , greenlee and i have so much more in common . we have looks , we have personality , iq . simone : what , are you saying i 'm not smart ? kendall : well , you 're not smart enough to know what 's best for greenlee right now , and tagging ryan as a horn dog is n't it . simone : oh , and you have a degree in best friendship ? you knew ryan was taking himself out of the daddy derby , but did you tell best friend greenlee ? no , not until it was too late -- yeah -- and right on time to shred her . kendall : ok , why do n't you look up `` friend `` in the dictionary if you own one . you do not fit the description of `` friend `` at all , and one whiff that you hear ryan 's putting himself out there again , you 'll be the first in line to hit on him . simone : oh . you know , it is just like you to go there . i get it now -- this has nothing to do with greenlee . kendall : mm - hmm . simone : yeah , it 's about ethan . it is , huh ? you gave him to me . you remember that ? i even offered to give him back . kendall : why do n't you face it , simone ? you 're nothing but a man - stealing slut . you 're no friend of greenlee 's or mine . simone : yeah , well , i 'm no friend of yours , that 's for sure . and you know what ? you 're nothing more than a -- than a sore - losing , boyfriend taker- backer . kendall : ok , you know what ? it is not too late to rip your tongue out . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you 've already wrecked enough . let it go . forget you saw me here . erica : greenlee , listen to me . i know that you want this baby badly , but this is not the way to go about it . talk to ryan . talk it out . go for counseling . greenlee : thank you , dr. phyllis . is that the extent of your sage wisdom , the sum total of 10 -- count them , 10 -- marriages ? `` talk it out `` ? there 's a hole in my heart where my baby should be . and now that you 've tanked my best chances at motherhood and my situation is beyond desperate , i 'm going to have to get a smidge more creative than `` talk it out . `` erica : you want this baby really badly , i know . greenlee : i 'm here , are n't i ? and not just for me -- i have to save ryan , and i 'm going to . erica : yes , you are , and i 'm going to help you . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] ryan : go to hell . aidan : come on . this is not my idea . i 'm here as a favor for tad , ok ? he 's got a lot going on right now . otherwise , he 'd be here himself . but if you want , i 'll tell tad you 'll talk to him later . ryan : no , no , no . this is about my sister , is n't it ? this is about erin . aidan : yeah . but fair warning -- it 's not good . [ scene_break ] jamie : j.r. always gets off with a warning , but not this time . help us nail him . help bring little adam back home to babe . amanda : please , no doctors , no police . babe : amanda , do n't be scared . i will be here with you every single step . jamie : we wo n't let j.r. get to you . amanda : hey , i want to help you guys get your son back , but if i do , did i tell you ? my dad 's old buddies on the force will call him , and he 'll drag me back home . home -- my mom 's meds lined up on the counter , i have to have a key to make a peanut butter sandwich , because we have to keep the knives locked up . i ca n't go back there . if i do , i 'll go crazy . babe : jamie , we ca n't ask amanda to do something that will wreck her life . jamie : no one 's forcing you to do anything . that 's j.r. , not me . babe : but we can get you out of that house as fast as winnie can pack your bags . jamie : yeah , it 's way too dangerous . babe : from now on , you are bunking with us . amanda : i ca n't . you guys do n't have the room , and if i leave , it 'll just tick j.r. off . jamie : if j.r. makes trouble for you , i 'll make trouble for j.r . babe : double trouble because you have me and jamie on your side . amanda : what did i do to deserve you guys ? come here . you 're the best . babe , can i borrow jeans and a t ? i need to go get my stuff from j.r. 's . jamie : oh , no way . you stay away from j.r . i 'll go . babe : be careful . jamie : i will be in and out and back before you know it . amanda : i 'm sorry to be such a crying wussy girl . babe : it 's ok . i have cranked out plenty of tears over j.r. , but you do n't have to cry anymore . you 're home . [ scene_break ] di : j.r. is as messed up as he can be , and you are the reason . tad : how dare you say that to me . he 's right . either you are an imposter , or you 're a lot sicker than we ever thought you were , and that has nothing to do with your fever . di : someone dies . you do n't just spring it on them , tad . you -- you ease them into it , try to find the right words , soften the blow . this is the same thing . i mean , j.r. had to be told that i 'm alive , but he needed to hear it from me in my own time and in my own way , but you -- oh , no . you could n't wait . you just -- you had to hit him with the facts before he was ready , the facts , but not the truth . that is for me to share with my son , not you . tad : no . no , not me , obviously not . well , tell me something -- what did you think i was going to do when i started choking on the fact that you were alive ? what did you think i was going to say when i found out you were playing us , all of us ? your own time ? your own way ? you 've had three years . i do n't give a damn what your version of the truth is . as far as i 'm concerned , the fact is you tortured us -- di : ok . tad : and it 's unforgivable . di : ok . you want to punish me , tad . you go ahead . i can take it . but you leave j.r. out of this . thanks to you , he thinks this is all a lie , because it came from you , the man who ripped that baby girl out of his arms , the man who told him his own son had died in the river when you knew he was alive . there is your unforgivable , tad . there 's you . now let me go . tad : what about our baby girl ? what about my daughter ? di : if i still had our kate , do you think she would be anywhere but in my arms ? she 's gone , tad . i 'm sorry . she did n't make it . adam : tad , do you really think that could be her ? tad : i do n't know . god help me , i do n't know . the face is wrong , the voice is wrong . the pain in her eyes , the way she used her hands , the way she said her name . kate . dixie was in this room just now . [ scene_break ] amanda : babe , i hate doing this to you . if you want me to feed j.r. to the cops , i will . babe : no , it 's -- it 's too much pressure on you . and j.r. would probably find a way to wriggle his way out of it , like he always does . amanda : yeah . and here 's me , the pop - up from hell . i mean , you and jamie get , like , five minutes alone together , and here i am stealing your privacy and pumping up the hate between you and j.r . babe : yeah , well , with me and j.r. , the sky 's the limit . what ? amanda : are you sure that you do n't have your own mini hate on for me ? i mean , for coming on to jamie ? babe : i already told you , i -- i 've been there , done that . unless you 're really after my man . and then if you are , you 'll be wearing your bottom for a beret . amanda : you do n't have to worry about me . babe : i do n't have to worry about jamie . he 's -- he 's one of those true blue type of guys . he 's totally trustworthy . amanda : not his fault he 's irresistible . babe : amanda , is there something that you want to tell me ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : no , no , no , no , no . please , no more help , erica . i already owe you for today . greg : ladies , have we reached an understanding ? erica : yes . yes , greg , thanks to you , yes , we have . i was able to make greenlee understand that she 's acted kind of irresponsibly , and there will be no more trouble and no need for police . greenlee : must be nice , having two sets of rules . one strict code of ethics for others to live by , and then there 's your custom fit code of ethics -- whatever works for erica . you never met a rule you did n't break or a law that was meant for you . you 're such a hypocrite , you should have smoke coming out of your ears . erica : greg , you really need to forgive greenlee . she 's -- she 's rather emotional . greenlee : do n't apologize for me , and do n't try to explain me . erica : i would n't even if i could . greg , if greenlee were to return to the clinic with her husband -- if he were to give his permission -- greg : i 've already told greenlee , if she were to include her husband , i would lift certain restrictions . greenlee : yeah , yeah , yeah . greg : but you can not repeat this costume stunt . erica : she wo n't . really , you have my word that she wo n't . in fact , greenlee , why do n't you and i go somewhere private where we can talk ? greenlee : let 's not and say we did . thanks for nothing , erica . [ scene_break ] ryan : go ahead , tell me about my sister . aidan : i tracked her from her flight to wilmington where she rented a car . her car rental agent id 'd our photograph . she drove from there to atlantic city where she checked into a hotel . she was seen in the lobby with jonathan . ryan : that must have been right -- right before jonathan got to greenlee and lily and kendall . aidan : erin and jonathan had words . and then a valet saw them leave in a car together . and neither the car or erin have been seen since . and your sister never checked out of the hotel . ryan : do you think he killed her ? aidan : it 's possible . it 's likely . ryan : maybe jonathan -- maybe he had her in the cave in the back with braden . aidan : do you want us to keep looking ? ryan : right now , i would just like you to go . aidan : you can keep the photograph . erin 's voice : ryan , ryan ! look what i made . it 's for you , even though it 's not christmas or your birthday . because you 're the bestest big brother ever , and i love you so much ! [ scene_break ] kendall : listen , ok ? greenlee has a lot in her emotional blender right now . you throw in that ryan 's cheating on her , then forget it , you might as well just press the purée button and pour greenlee into a straitjacket . simone : maybe . but greenlee is going through all kinds of extremes right now to get herself -- to get her marriage to ryan back on track . and if ryan 's already chucked the marriage , then greenlee 's got a right to know . kendall : ok , focus , simone , all right ? no one is telling greenlee anything . greenlee : no one 's telling me what ? [ scene_break ] little adam : dada . j.r. : yeah . sit down there for me . sit down . di : j.r. ? j.r. : you pack your bags and get out of my house . di : you can fire the nanny , but you ca n't fire your mother . j.r. : you 're not my mother . di : j.r. , listen to me . hear my story . then if you want me to go , i 'll go . j.r. : it does n't matter what you say because i know it 's just a bunch of lies . [ scene_break ] [ adam offers tad a drink . ] tad : no , thank you . adam : well , i do n't care what your gut says . i wo n't even consider the possibility that she 's who she says she is until i have verified proof . whatever i have to do , i 'll do . tad : so do it . for all our sakes , whatever it takes . [ scene_break ] di : how i crawled out of that wreck , i 'll never know . but a hiker found me on the mountain , passed out from the pain . i was in and out of consciousness for a long time . for weeks , i -- i just floated in a fog . it was just lights and needles , mumbled voices . then one day , one month , i woke up long enough to remember , and i -- i reached down , i put my hand on my belly . and it was flat . it was then i knew i had lost her . i lost your little baby sister . i -- i asked one of the nurses for a mirror , and the face looking back at me -- the scarred , burnt - out face -- it was a stranger 's face . i had so many surgeries , i lost count . face , vocal cords . i must have gargled glass in the accident . my legs , my back -- i could n't walk or talk . i mean , i -- i had been in funks before , real mean ones . but this one -- this one swallowed me up . i was more dead than alive . i ca n't even begin to tell you what it was like trapped in my head with no joy , no -- no love , no hope . i mean , i knew who i was , but i did n't feel like dixie anymore . i lost everything . i lost my baby girl . i did n't feel like anyone 's mother . [ scene_break ] adam : yeah , it 's me . what do you mean , `` me who `` ? get your sorry carcass over here . we have a situation . jamie : where 's j.r. ? adam : jamie , go away . jamie : no , j.r. has used his last free pass . i 'm here for amanda 's stuff , and then i 'm rolling on him for what he did to her . adam : what do you mean , giving her free room and board ? you smug - faced martins make me sick . first tad brings dixie up from the dead , and now you 're taking issue with mean janet green 's freeloading daughter ? jamie : dad found dixie ? adam : yes , according to your father . she 's alive and well , and upstairs as we speak . [ scene_break ] di : you ca n't understand what it 's like , j.r . it 's -- j.r. : you 're breaking my heart . now get out . jamie : you ? the nanny ? dixie ? j.r. : god , spare me . both of you , get out of here ! jamie : my dad found proof . j.r. : he made it up , jamie . you have a loser father , and you 're a loser son . jamie : my dad would n't say anything unless he was sure . j.r. : yeah , well , i 'm sorry , there 's no match , so why do n't you both get the hell out of here ! di : boys , stop it , both of you . you 're going to upset him . j.r. : no , do n't you even think about touching my son . di : i never let you talk back to me , and i 'm not going to start now , so hush . j.r. : i 'm warning you . di : he 's my grandson . you are my sunshine , my only sunshine . you make me happy when skies are gray . you 'll never know , dear , how much i love you . please do n't take my sunshine away . [ scene_break ] kendall : and the shipment never made it to grand rapids at all . greenlee : oh , that 's horrible . ok , simone , the real story ? what are n't you supposed to tell me ? kendall : i just told you . simone : you 'd better get comfy . kendall : so help me , i will rip your arms off and beat you with the bloody stumps . simone : well , i 'll still have legs to die for . greenlee , it 's about your ever- loving husband . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] erica : oh , ryan , thank god i found you at home . ryan : erica , i do n't mean to be rude , but now is not a very good time . erica : i 'm sorry , ryan , this ca n't wait . this is about greenlee . [ scene_break ] amanda : babe , i did n't mean i felt that way about jamie , just that he 's an amazing guy . and in case it is n't obvious , his heart has `` babe `` tattooed all over it . lucky you . and lucky me for having friends like you . thank you for saving me . babe : hey , there 's no need for thanks . come here . you 're a part of our family . [ scene_break ] palmer : all right , adam , what dirty trick you got up your sleeve this time , hmm ? what 's the rub , and how much is it going to cost me ? adam : here 's the rub . there 's a woman upstairs who claims she 's dixie come back from the dead . palmer : what the devil are you talking about ? adam : you heard me . she says she 's dixie , your beloved niece from pigeon hollow . and tad has fingerprints to prove it . say something . whoa , whoa ! [ palmer gasps ] adam : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] [ tad visits krystal in prison . ] krystal : you found dixie . [ scene_break ] di : you two , still fighting like a pair of pups . but you always made up again just like brothers . i know this is confusing , and i know it 's got to hurt , but i want to try and explain it all to you . how about i try and scrounge us some chocolate chip cookies , without the nuts , so we can sit down and try and talk this through ? j.r. : mom ? [ next_on ] greenlee : simone , speak -- now . ethan : do n't you say a word , simone . ryan ( to erica ) : if she said something to you , i would like to know what that is . tad ( to krystal ) : i found dixie , and i wish to god i had n't . di ( to j.r. ) : it 's me . jamie : you want it to be the truth . stop fighting it , j.r .
erica catches greenlee , red - handed at the fertility clinic . greenlee tells erica what has happened with ryan 's vasectomy and how she is bound and determined to make him see that he should be a father . kendall and simone confront ryan about his ex - marital encounter which they 've both seen . erica insists on letting ryan know what greenlee is up to . ryan has had tad and aiden investigating where his sister erin is and found out very possibly jonathan may have killed her . tad reveals to jr and adam that the nanny is really dixie . at first , jr does not believe him and assumes tad is paying her to lie for him . jamie assumes that amanda 's strange behavior of coming on to him is due to jr drugging her . he goes to confront jr and finds out the startling news . when `` di `` sings : `` you are my sunshine `` , both jr and jamie are able to sense that she might very well be dixie . adam informs palmer about the possibility of di being dixie . hearing that , palmer passes out .
greg : [ muffled ] help me ! help me ! [ scene_break ] josh : did you hear that ? amanda : that baseball game ? barely , but sounds like people are cheering . maybe someone hit a homer . josh : no , it was n't the game . i think i heard someone cry out . [ scene_break ] greg : help ! help me ! help me ! [ scene_break ] josh : there , did you hear that ? amanda : i hear birds chirping and kids playing . josh : i know i 'm not going crazy . i heard someone . where the hell did it come from ? [ scene_break ] lily : what are you writing ? jonathan : a schedule . lily : really ? i love schedules . what kind ? jonathan : a life schedule for -- for our lives together , as a married couple . lily : well , that 's a very good idea . let me see it . jonathan : no . no -- no touching . lily : that 's what i always say . my dad once told me that married couples sound like each other . well , not literally sound like each other , but they say the same kinds of things . so we 're like a real , normal married couple . jonathan : yeah . yeah , we -- we are . lily : and if we sound like each other , then we should think like each other , too , but i ca n't know what you 're thinking unless you show me what you 're writing . jonathan : you 're -- you 're sneaky . lily : am i ? jonathan : but in a good way . and you 're also out of luck . [ scene_break ] erica : who would disrupt the hearing ? this was supposed to be cut - and - dried . j.r. is pleading guilty . ryan : unless he 's not . kendall : oh , god , please tell me this is n't happening . tell me nurse julia 's slipped me some sedatives in my water and this all in my head . bianca : ok , ok , ok , guys , calm down . let 's just see what 's going on before we jump to any conclusions . reporter : if you 're just joining us , there are major developments under way in the courthouse , where pine valley young mogul j.r. chandler was to be sentenced for attempted murder . this hearing was expected to be a mere formality . mr. chandler was to plead guilty to the charges brought against him , but we 're just getting word of a shocking twist in the courtroom . apparently , babe chandler , mr. chandler 's wife , just announced to the court her husband did not commit the crime . erica : oh -- bianca : my -- kendall : god . [ scene_break ] babe : do n't plead guilty , j.r. you ca n't . you did nothing wrong . krystal : what in god 's name are you up to now , babe ? da : you have given your statement , mrs. chandler . in fact , we are all here today because of your accusations against your husband . david : my daughter is out of her mind . judge : i was under the impression this matter had been settled . j.r. : this is n't right . she does n't know what she 's doing . lawyer : your honor , this is an unexpected turn of events for my client , as well as for the court . adam : who cares what she 's up to ? just go with it . judge : mrs. chandler , this court does not have the time or the patience for games . babe : this is n't a game , your honor . my husband is innocent . j.r. did not try to kill me . i made the whole thing up . [ scene_break ] reporter : according to our sources inside the courtroom -- bianca : this makes zero sense . how can babe say that j.r. did n't do it ? she admitted it to all of us . reporter : she made up the story about her husband trying to kill her . bianca : made it up ? ryan : you 've got to be kidding me . reporter : she 's insisting her husband change his plea . no word on how j.r. chandler is reacting to this shakeup , how it will affect his plea deal , or if his case will now go to trial . erica : oh . reporter : keep your televisions tuned to wrcw -- ryan : i 'm sorry , i can not . erica : i knew it . babe framed j.r . i knew that j.r. could n't hurt kendall . ryan : no , no , no way . i 'm not buying this . erica : ryan , you heard the same report i did . babe chandler just admitted in a court of law that she lied . ryan : erica , erica , it 's a crock . she 's covering for him . she has to be . look , j.r. stood in this hospital in front of kendall , in front of all of us , and he admitted to what he did . he admitted to almost killing our son , all right ? and the only reason that i let him see the light of day is because he said he was going to pay for his crime , he was going to go to prison . but if he thinks that he can bail now -- [ scene_break ] judge : order ! order ! j.r. : babe , what are you doing ? babe : j.r. , i made it up . you did n't do this . josh : mr. blaine , is your client entering his plea as planned or not ? mr. blaine : if it pleases your honor , i 'd like to request brief recess to consult with my client . judge : does the prosecution have any problem with that ? da : oh , none whatsoever . in fact , i have a few questions i 'd like straightened out myself . tad : i 'd say that covers just about everybody in here . judge : very well . court is in recess for 20 minutes . bailiff : all rise . da : mrs. chandler , i 'd like a word with you , please . babe : we need to talk alone . j.r. : there 's nothing to talk about . i do n't know what you 're up to , but we both know i 'm guilty , and i 'm not changing my plea . babe : j.r. , if you wo n't do it for me , please do it for our son . [ scene_break ] kendall : i almost lost my son because j.r. wanted babe dead , and now she 's saying that it never happened ? i feel like i just got some more building supplies dropped on my head . erica : oh , sweetheart , i hate to say it , but i think you have . bianca : it does n't make any sense . i talked to babe , and she was totally behind j.r. paying for what he 'd done . erica : oh , honey , come on . by now , surely you 've learned that you ca n't trust babe carey . bianca : i -- i think that j.r. got to her somehow . i mean , nobody believed that he was just going to stand by and take his punishment . i think he was scamming us , and he -- he must be blackmailing her or something . kendall : well , maybe he offered her a stack of cash and a plane ride to wherever she can tan year - round , because that 's all it would take to turn babe 's head . bianca : that 's not true . kendall : ok . ok , now i know i 'm definitely hallucinating . wait a minute . mother , tell me , it was babe who took bianca 's daughter , was n't it ? how can you sit here and defend her of all people -- you of all people . bianca : i am not defending her . i 'm just trying to figure out what 's going on here . erica : ok , well , we 're not going to fight among ourselves . kendall , you 're still recovering . kendall : i 'm not going just going to lie here like the vegetable j.r. almost made me and do nothing . there is no way i 'm going to just sit back and shut up . [ scene_break ] lily : at least give me a hint . jonathan : hmm -- you mean , does it -- does it say things like `` live happily ever after `` or -- or `` take nothing for granted `` ? lily : does it ? jonathan : you 're going to have to wait and see . [ lily laughs ] lily : i wonder if all married couples have this much fun on their honeymoons . i wish it could stay like this forever . jonathan : well , it ca n't always stay like this because pretty soon i 'm going to have to get a new job . lily : well , that 's ok . it 'll be a while before i go to mit , too , so maybe i can get a job with kendall at fusion . jonathan : fusion sells -- sells makeup , lily . red makeup . lily : i can wear my sunglasses . jonathan : lily , you do n't need makeup . you 're too pretty without it . and -- and how will you know what to do ? lily : well , maybe i would n't have to work with the products . i could just help with the numbers . jonathan : hey ! no , cut it out . i told you , and -- now , i want this to be a surprise . lily : but i do n't want a surprise . just one peek . jonathan : no . lily : but it 's my schedule , too . jonathan : you really want to see it ? but you have to catch me first ! lily : jonathan ! jonathan : right here . lily : whoo ! jonathan : it 's right here . lily : i want to see it ! [ scene_break ] amanda : maybe what you heard was an animal , like a cat stuck in a tree . [ children playing ] josh : no , maybe i 'm just going crazy . do n't answer that . amanda : listen , josh , you need to cut yourself some slack , ok ? you 're letting all this garbage people are saying about your dad get to you and you should n't . josh : you know , it 's pretty cool you 're so faithful to my dad . if i ever see him again , i 'll be sure to tell him , but i do n't think he 's ever coming back . so we should just let it go , both of us . amanda : my mom really is a basket case , and i ca n't let that go . and i 'm willing to bet that you ca n't , either , even if you are buying into all this junk about your dad being a bad guy . josh : well , bad , good , misunderstood , manipulative -- i have no idea which one of those applies to my father . [ josh sighs ] josh : i do n't think i 'll ever know who my father really is . [ scene_break ] greg : you probably think i just cracked . or at least you will when you listen to this recording . let me make it clear -- that was not fear . that was just an experiment . i ca n't take anything for granted . i do n't know how long i 'm going to be down here or whether i 'll die down here . josh , whether you hear this or not , i want you to know something . i collapsed on `` new beginnings , `` and you thought i 'd been poisoned . you ran the tox report . i covered for erica . but you were right . she did try to poison me . as hard as this is for you to hear this , as painful as it will be for you to hear the truth , your biological mother , erica kane , who so disregarded you she did not want to welcome you into the world . and even now , she knows you are her flesh and blood , she chooses her two daughters over you . she tried to kill the only man you 've ever known as father . i 'm sorry , son . i tried to cover for her , only because i thought maybe she and i , we -- well , you see , i thought -- oh , god , not -- oh . god , no , not this . [ scene_break ] krystal : no . where do you think you 're going ? david : to talk some sense into that crazy daughter of ours . krystal : like heck you are . david : she 's about to let the maniac that tried to kill her walk free . and you 're ok with that ? krystal : no , i am not ok with that . i hate it . but do you think she 's going to listen to you ? david : fine . then you go and speak with her , ok ? talk her out of this . drag her out of there by her hair if you have to , but get her away from that freak . krystal : i would love to . but no mama is welcome butting into her daughter 's marriage , even when i am the mama and the crazy , mixed - up bride is my baby doll . [ scene_break ] babe : did -- did you see the way that they all looked at me ? they think i 've completely gone off the rails . j.r. : and you have n't ? babe : you were supposed to plead guilty . we talked about it this morning . i saw you say good - bye to our son . it was a done deal . it -- i thought it was for the best . j.r. : so what 's changed ? babe : i do n't know . i saw you getting ready to open your mouth to enter that plea and -- and suddenly i just saw little adam growing up without his daddy , me raising him without my husband by my side , and i knew that i had to do something about it . i knew that if i let you open you mouth that it would -- it would be too late for us . j.r. : `` for us `` ? babe , are you saying that there 's still an `` us `` ? because you 've been pretty clear since i tried to kill you . babe : i do n't know how i feel . i -- oh , god , things were so great for us . we almost had it all . we were happy . our son was happy . and then i saw everything crashing and burning , and i -- i knew that i had to do something to try to save what we had . j.r. : all right , let me get this straight . by pleading not guilty , you 're saying that there 's a chance for you and me ? babe : all i 'm saying is that if you go to prison , any chance that we could have at working things out , it would fly right out the window . j.r. : go back in there and finish what i started . babe : no , j.r. ! j.r. : do n't try to stop me , babe . let me walk out that door and forget this conversation . babe : why ? j.r. : because i 'm this close to taking you up on that , and it scares the hell out of me . ever since i said good - bye to little a , i 've been thinking , `` how can i get out of this ? `` and now you 're giving me a way ? babe : i am offering you the chance to stay in our son 's life . j.r. : our son is half the reason why i 'm pleading guilty . by taking my punishment , i 'm trying to teach him what 's right . it 's taken me forever to get to this point . i 'm actually taking responsibility for my actions . if i let you lie -- if i let you lie my way out of this , i 'm going to be the same guy i 've always slid right back into , dodging any and all accountability . how can i face little a ? how can face you ? [ scene_break ] tad : dixie ? you did this , did n't you ? that 's why you had babe stay behind at the house . you wanted her to change her story to save j.r . dixie : yes . i asked babe to stop j.r . tad : and you 're not feeling guilty about it , playing it like this ? dixie : come on , the only way that i would feel guilty is if i had allowed him to go to prison without having done anything to stop it . do you want him to go ? tad : of course not . i want j.r. to find a way out as badly as you do . but to play it like this ? lying ? manipulating ? god , you 've changed . you 're playing it just like a chandler . adam : and if she 's successful , i 'll throw her a damn parade . dixie : tad , what was i supposed to do ? j.r. has suffered enough because of me . and much as i hate to admit it , adam , you were right -- i did choose kate over j.r. , and his life has been a living hell for the last four years as a consequence . going to prison , risking his life , is not going to make him a better man or a better person . krystal : and this is your decision to make , huh ? j.r. has suffered enough , so set him free . well , your son tried to kill my daughter . if you ask me , ten years does n't even make a dent in the time he should be facing . dixie : come on , krystal , you have never stepped in for babe ? you have never tried to protect her from the consequences of her actions ? so i 'm not going to sit back and watch j.r. 's life go up in flames . so what ? ultimately , if babe forgives him , if she agrees with me that keeping him out of prison is the only chance that he 's going to have of turning his life around , well , then i think it 's nobody 's business but ours . [ scene_break ] amanda : you know , maybe it 's none of my business , but you should be grateful you still have a father . at least he 's not six feet under like my dad is . do n't write him off , josh . you will regret it . i wish that i had tried harder to find my dad when i did n't hear from him , but i did n't . greg : [ muffled ] help me ! josh : there . did you hear that ? jonathan : help , somebody ! she 's chasing me ! somebody ! lily : please , let me -- jonathan : no . lily : see the first line . jonathan : no , it 's not ready yet . you want to see ? amanda : ah , mystery solved . josh : that 's what i was hearing ? lily : hello , amanda . oh , you 're josh madden . i 've met you before . jonathan : hi . lily : i 'm erica kane 's stepdaughter , lily montgomery -- now lily lavery . this is my husband , jonathan lavery . amanda : `` husband `` ? whoa -- what ? lily : yeah , we got married . in new york . i 'm 18 now . amanda : no way ! lily : you can see it from right there . amanda : right . it 's -- it 's beautiful . you have no idea what these two went through to be together . josh : well , good for you . i 'm out of here . congratulations . jonathan : thank you . amanda : see you . lily : bye . josh : jonathan 's making us a life schedule , but he wo n't tell me what 's on the list . oh , he says it 's not finished yet , but i think he 's just stalling . jonathan ? [ jonathan suddenly crumbles to the ground . ] amanda : oh , my god . lily : jonathan ? amanda : josh , wait ! come back ! we need you ! [ scene_break ] dixie : zach , i am so sorry . but please try to understand . j.r. did not mean to hurt kendall . zach : is n't that funny ? i never meant to destroy all the lives i did , either . dixie : he knows he made a huge mistake . ryan : oh , i see , and that 's supposed to be enough ? you know , j.r. says , `` oh , my bad , `` and , what , we just trust that he 's not going to have another drink and terrorize another innocent woman ? dixie : if i thought that he was really capable of -- ryan : what do you even know about him ? i 'm sorry . but seriously , you 've been back in his life for , like , what , five minutes , dixie ? look , the j.r. that you raised and the j.r. that we know now are two different people , so you really ca n't stand there and tell me that he 's not going to hurt somebody else . dixie : does n't his pleading guilty mean anything ? ryan : honestly ? it means he 's just having a good day , that 's all , because eventually somebody 's going to tick him off , and then he 's going to have a drink , and then he 's going to start plotting revenge or whatever it is that he does . dixie : he wo n't . zach : yeah ? so what are we supposed to do ? look the other way ? dixie : zach , life outside of prison is not exactly going to be a cakewalk for j.r. right now . he 's got to live with what he did along with other very serious consequences . zach : hmm . dixie : so if you guys could just -- ryan : just what ? dixie , just what , let it go ? like you let go of what greg madden did to you ? because that man took your child , and j.r. nearly took mine . so , one gets away with it and one does n't . [ scene_break ] greg : you 've thought of everything , except this , did n't you ? one little heart pill would 've guaranteed my survival . you did n't think to stash one in amongst the water and the power bars . and my heart condition 's been no secret . the only secret is it 's erica who induced it . whoever you are -- tad , dixie , j.r. -- you should look to your notes . even david hayward , my cardiologist , he induced a heart attack when he tried to torture me into telling him where kate was . oh . oh . well , i 'm not going to survive this . if these are my last few moments , there are some things i want to say . you 'd better get prepared for an earful , because i intend to get the last laugh . [ scene_break ] lily : jonathan ! what -- what are you doing ? josh : amanda , move her away so he does n't accidentally hurt her . amanda : lily , come here . lily : you 're going to be fine , jonathan . do n't worry . he 's going to be ok . josh : is he prone to seizures ? lily : he 's going to be ok . amanda : i do n't know . he had a brain tumor removed a while back ago . lily : jonathan , stop ! josh : call 911 ! lily : jonathan ! jonathan ! amanda : ok , ok . lily : he 's going to be ok . i know . please . you 're going to be ok , jonathan . amanda : we need an ambulance -- lily : it 's ok , jonathan . you 're going to be fine . everything 's ok . [ scene_break ] babe : it 's huge that you 're willing to take responsibility for what you 've done . it 's one of the reasons that i feel ok bringing you back around our son . look , if i thought that even for one second that you were that drunken , raging crazy who wanted me dead , i would deliver you to the prison guards myself . but i believe that you 've changed . i -- i think that you have really changed . and are you -- are you telling me that i 'm wrong ? do you -- do you think that you could still hurt me ? are you a danger ? j.r. : no . i 'm past all that . i saw what my drinking can do , and i never want to go back there again . but i 'm still not convinced taking the easy way out is the right call . babe : and walking away in handcuffs is ? being away from all the people who love you , maybe until little adam is 12 -- that 's the better choice ? j.r. , i want you to get help , real help , and i do n't think that you can get that behind bars , and i ca n't make any promises that we 're going to get back to where we were the day of our wedding . but if we even want to hope for that someday , we 've got to do that out here . there is no way that you could come out of prison a better man . you -- you may not even come out at all . and i know that this is up to you , j.r. , but if you want a shot at even getting back what we had , i do n't see how you can enter a guilty plea . j.r. : because i am guilty . i committed a crime . i tried to kill you . and i almost killed kendall and her unborn son . i want to make this right . babe : and i want you to make it right , too . and as the intended victim of this crime , make it right for me and stay here and we fight it together . reporter : mr. chandler , will you be changing your plea ? mr. chandler , is your wife telling the truth ? babe : j.r. , wait . please , there -- listen to me , there has to be another way to make things right . look , nobody is saying that you should just walk away free and clear without consequences . please , just think where that happens . kendall : do i get a vote ? the guy tries to crush you , and you throw him a bone . i mean , i knew you were stupid , babe , but this takes it to a whole new level . babe : you do n't get it , kendall . j.r. knows how badly he 's messed up . kendall : do you , j.r. ? do you really know how badly you messed up ? because if you do , all that stuff you fed me about owning up had better start coming into play right now . babe : and he 's willing to pay for what he did to you , kendall , but i do n't think it has to be from a prison cell . erica : no one cares what you think , babe . kendall is the real victim here . and if you two think that you 're going to get away with nearly killing my daughter and her baby , you 're crazy . j.r. : i 'm trying to do what 's right for everyone here . kendall : to hell with everyone ! i 'm talking about me -- me and my son , what you did to me and my son . i 'm sorry , he can not get away with this . zach : he wo n't . bianca : what are you doing , babe ? babe : honestly -- bianca : what is this ? babe : i do n't know . i have no idea . all i know is that if j.r. goes to prison , we 'll lose him forever , and i can let that happen . bianca : you 're going to take him back ? julia : kendall , you should n't be here . she should never have left the hospital . erica : kendall insisted . kendall : no , we 're talking about my life and my son 's life . julia : i know , and i 'm sorry , but really , we should get you back . kendall : no , not until there 's justice for me and my son . [ scene_break ] [ siren ] josh : he had a seizure lasted approximately two minutes . i want you to call ct scan , tell them to be ready . lily : he 's ok . he 's ok . he 's fine . amanda : lily , let 's go and find out where they 're going to put jonathan , ok , so that way we 'll know exactly when something happens . lily : he 's ok . no , he 's fine . i do n't like it here . it 's -- it 's too much like the train station . amanda : too many people ? lily : and it 's -- it 's loud , and it 's -- it 's suddenly loud and then it 's not , and it 's bright and people move so fast . he 's going to be ok . he 's fine . amanda : ok , i know this place is really uninviting , lily , but this is the best place that jonathan can be right now . this is where josh can make him get better . lily : he 's fine . he 's going to be ok . amanda : ok , you know how medicine , it tastes gross at first , but then it makes you feel better ? lily : yeah , yeah . amanda : ok , ok , think of this hospital as a big spoonful of medicine . it 's going to be gross right now , but then you 'll feel better , and so will jonathan , ok ? lily : yeah . amanda : ok . come on . so , lily , why do n't you tell me about your wedding ? i have n't even heard the details yet . lily : it was nice . it was nice . amanda : i bet it was beautiful . it was in new york , right ? was it in a church or central park ? lily : no , it was at city hall . but it was n't like a wedding that you see in the movies . no white wedding gown and no bridesmaids . my father did n't even walk me down the aisle . he actually tried to stop the ceremony , but he was too late . nurse : mrs. lavery ? lily : yes ? nurse : i need you to fill these out , please . lily : i do n't want to . nurse : i 'm afraid it 's not optional . amanda : lily , what 's wrong ? lily : they want me to give away jonathan 's organs ! he 's not going to die . he 's not going to die . amanda : no . no , no . lily : he 's not going to die . amanda : of course , he 's not . ok , it 's just standard , right ? it does n't mean he 's going to die . nurse : of course not . here , maybe i can help . lily : no touching . amanda : it 's ok . lily -- let me help you , ok ? lily : jonathan knows i do n't like touching . he even made a joke about it at the boathouse . he knows me so well . what would i do without him ? what do i do if something happens to him ? [ scene_break ] greg : if these are my last few moments on -- under this earth , i leave my last will and testament . i bequeath to the vile citizens of pine valley -- to erica , eternal torment and hatred from your son , josh . kendall , who i cared for so much , may you be forever torn between two foolish men . hayward , in your search for katie , dixie 's child , may you always come up empty - handed and be forever a fool in dixie 's eyes . and , dixie -- i hope every face you see as you walk this earth is the face of your abandoned child , kate . and to you , tad , i will the same thing . and to the martins -- may you never know the love of my son josh , your blood son , and also all the martins , never , ever forgive dixie for abandoning tad 's daughter , kate . and finally , one last condemnation -- hell here on earth . forever and ever . amen . [ scene_break ] babe : look , when i told the police that my husband confessed to trying to kill me , i lied . da : ok , you do n't honestly expect me to believe you , do you ? look , mrs. chandler , i interviewed you myself -- remember ? -- in preparation for this hearing . your story was very confident then . babe : and i would 've said anything . i wanted my husband in prison . but now i do n't . da : yeah , ok , if -- if what you say is true , tell me why your husband here has confessed . huh ? why did he sign a plea deal ? adam : because he was drunk . babe exercises a good deal of influence over my son . she can make him believe almost anything , especially when he 's been drinking . she convinced him that he actually committed this crime . ryan : this is -- this is ridiculous , chandler . he confessed to all of us . zach : and we will testify to that . adam : he felt so bad he made false confessions to everyone who would listen to him . and he agreed to whatever punishment they felt was appropriate . he had no way of knowing that babe made the whole thing up . j.r. : dad , can you do me a favor and stay out of this ? mr. blaine : my client had no legal representation when he confessed to you . therefore , the admission of guilt is tainted . bailiff : all rise . court is back in session . judge : you may be seated . well , mr. chandler , you 've had some time to consider the situation . are you ready to enter your plea ? j.r. : yes , your honor . i 'm changing my plea to not guilty . [ gallery murmurs ] mr. blaine : your honor , i move for the dismissal of all charges , seeing that the chief witness seems to have witnessed nothing . judge : mrs. chandler , this is your last chance to change your mind . babe : j.r. is my husband , your honor . you ca n't make me testify against him . judge : very well . j.r. 's voice : that 's why i did it , kendall . i had to protect my son . babe was supposed to walk in that door , not you . judge : i hereby dismiss all charges against -- kendall : your honor , there is another witness . [ scene_break ] greg : today 's heart scare was a warning to you . if you do n't get me out of this box , you 're going to lose me . and if i lose my life , you lose yours . [ scene_break ] kendall : babe chandler is n't the only one who can put j.r. away . judge : you know someone else who has evidence regarding these serious charges ? kendall : yes . we do n't need his lying wife . if she wo n't testify against him , i will . he confessed to me . it was real , and i can prove it . [ scene_break ] amanda : ok . erin is leaving the miranda center right now . lily : thank you for not calling my dad . amanda : did n't even occur to me . lily : well , usually when people do n't know how to handle me , they call him , which they should n't , because he does n't know . jonathan understands me , because he 's like me . amanda : well , i do n't think jonathan is exactly like you , but you guys definitely are a good fit . lily : we 're not exactly alike in a lot of ways . but where we 're not , we fit together , like he 's brave about the things that scare me , and i can help him figure out things that confuse him . amanda : sounds like a match made in heaven . lily : before i met jonathan , someone once called me `` broken , `` and all i could picture was a broken piece of porcelain , which i know is not me . it 's a metaphor , but i do n't completely understand that , but -- then jonathan came back from his surgery , and he said that he felt broken . and the more we became friends , the more i thought about the porcelain . and even though it 's highly unlikely that two individual broken pieces would come together , it 's as if somehow they fit . jonathan and i are meant to be together because i 'm not normal , and neither is my husband . [ scene_break ] jonathan : oh . where am i ? josh : you 're in pvh . you had a seizure . how you feeling ? jonathan : i feel -- i feel pretty good . i feel , uh -- i feel normal , actually . josh : well , your cat scan and everything else looks perfectly normal . jonathan : aah . [ jonathan sighs ] jonathan : what the hell am i doing here ? what 's going on ? erin : oh , god , is jonathan -- lily and amanda called and said you collapsed in the park . are you ok ? are you ok ? are you -- what 's wrong ? is he ok ? josh : oh , yeah , he 's fine . he just took a fall , had a seizure . erin : well , the tumor , oh -- sorry . josh : no , no . erin : i did n't -- i did n't -- josh : there is no tumor . the cat scan 's completely clear , so you and lily can both relax on that account . erin : good . aidan : so why did he have a seizure ? josh : well , you 'll know as soon as i do . i just got to check on some more results , and i 'll be back . erin : thank you . oh , god , are you ok ? you dizzy ? your head -- your head ok ? jonathan : aidan ? um -- can -- could you find lily for me ? aidan : yeah , sure . i 'll -- i 'll go and get her right now . erin : ok . let me know -- am i freaking out about nothing here ? because if i am , you can just tell me . i do n't want to -- i do n't want to hover -- jonathan : look , erin , stop . it 's me . [ next_on ] erin ( to jonathan ) : if you 're back , what happens to your marriage ? bianca ( to babe ) : all your promises to make it up to me and my family , and this is what you do ? dixie ( to zach ) : please do n't hurt my son . kendall : you 're busted , j.r. nobody leaves this room until you pay .
babe interrupts jr 's hearing and confesses that jr is not guilty of the charges and she made it all up . she and dixie tell everybody that j.r. will not change or become a better man by being locked up in prison . and it will only hurt little a. adam agrees and wants his son off the hook . but everybody else believes he needs to own responsibility for trying to kill babe and almost killing kendall and her unborn baby . kendall , erica , bianca and ryan watch the television coverage of his trial from the hospital television and are outraged . they go to court and tell everybody that jr must not get away with what he has done . he agrees and is ready to enter a guilty plea but suddenly changes his mind and pleads not guilty . the judge then dismisses the case . everybody is very upset . greg stays buried in the ground . nobody has come to save him or even knows where he is . he believes he will die soon but tells the martins and erica that he has saved josh from knowing them and he does not apologize . and he tells tad and dixie that he has saved kate from knowing them . and that is his last will and testament that he will take to his grave . jonathan has a seizure . lily , amanda and josh take him to the hospital . he recovers and admits that he feels `` normal `` . right when lily is telling amanda how she knows that since jonathan 's new state of being since his brain surgery , they are meant for each other . they are both broken pieces who belong together . but right after jonathan recovers , he seems to turn right back into the same person he was before he had the brain surgery . how is that going to affect lily ?
jack : well , that was very nice . erica : jackson -- zach : all right . they better change the odds on `` divorce watch . `` erica : uh , this is not the show . we do n't need your play - by - play . zach : all right , fair enough . i got to talk to you -- it 's important . jack : what 's the problem ? zach : your daughter . [ scene_break ] kendall : you want me to welcome that wannabe child thief into my family ? ryan : she 's already part of the family , kendall . kendall : well , not for long , ryan . we 're divorcing her -- remember ? as soon as my mom gets rid of jack , she 's gone . ryan : look , i 'm not saying you got to get all cozy with her . that 's not what i 'm saying here , ok ? annie : you discussed this with greenlee ? kendall : i would rather roll over broken glass and pour lemon juice all over my body , ok ? now , you want greenlee to be , what , spike 's fairy godmother , his favorite aunt , whatever ? no -- it 's stupid , ryan . it 's insane , it 's crazy . ryan : no , it 's actually the only way to keep us all sane , by the way . kendall : no , i ca n't -- you know what ? i 'm done . babe : you ca n't leave . no , no , no , no , no , no , no ! kendall : no , this does not involve you , babe ! babe : no , really , we need you . di : fusion needs you . kendall : i 'll be back , ok ? di : no , you ca n't leave . kendall : what ? i -- i have to , ok ? i need to get away from her now before i do something i wo n't regret , and i 'll be in jail the rest of my life , all right ? babe : no , please . we have a crisis . please . kendall : no , no -- do n't help him , babe , do n't help him . babe : no , no , no , no , no . it 's about fusion . di : this is not about greenlee . ryan : ok , look , how can you pretend to know everything if you wo n't listen to anyone ? kendall : i know you want to placate greenlee and make her happy . ryan : what are you so scared of ? honestly , greenlee ca n't touch spike . he 's yours , and he 's mine -- he 's not hers . kendall : exactly , he 's our son . we do n't owe her a damn thing , ryan . ryan : kendall , we would n't have spike if it was n't for greenlee . do you understand that ? why is that so difficult for you to admit , all right ? and whether you like it or not , that gives her certain rights where he 's concerned . kendall : no , no . the hell it does -- no . babe : you get on that elevator , you can kiss fusion good - bye . kendall : what is wrong ? what is all of this drama about fusion ? babe : george weston . di : ceo of bgkl . kendall : yes , i know who he is . what -- what about him ? di : he 's on his way here . babe : no , no , no -- he 's dropped us , and he 's agreed to see you , talk to you and greenlee . di : you can save fusion . babe : this is your one chance , greenlee . it 's the only chance for you guys to convince him otherwise . di : you guys have got to call a truce . babe : i do n't know -- schmooze him , do something , anything . kendall : with her ? babe : yes , yes , with her . if you two do not present a united front , fusion does not have a prayer -- please . you guys , i 'm begging you . hi , welcome , mr. weston . george : it 's george . babe : yes , of course , george . george : babe ? babe : uh - huh . george : kendall . kendall : hi -- hi , george . george : and greenlee . good to see you again . kendall : glad you think so . george : i can give you ten minutes . convince me that fusion 's not a lost cause . [ scene_break ] krystal : how 's it look up there , kyle ? kyle : much better . krystal : oh -- perfect . you must be about ready for a break , huh ? what 'll it be ? kyle : just soda . krystal : yeah ? any special kind ? kyle : hmm . surprise me . [ krystal chuckles ] krystal : ok . you know , it is not too late to rethink this crummy career move of yours . kyle : do not tempt me . krystal : yeah , right -- who needs med school ? you could work full - time here at the comeback and really clean up -- literally . [ krystal laughs ] kyle : when i 'm buried under my classload this fall , i might just take you up on it . krystal : oh . well , at least we have you here for the summer . kyle : hmm . oh -- what is this ? krystal : oh , that is my special blend , a krystal creamsicle . kyle : nice . krystal : yeah . kyle : but , that leak 's not going to fix itself . krystal : true . kyle : hey , do n't let anybody steal it . krystal : oh , there 's more where that came from , do n't you worry . stuart : hey . krystal : hey , stuart . how am i shaping up out there , huh ? stuart : oh , you are larger than life . krystal : yeah , well , i always have been . stuart : oh . i am so glad to see you happy . krystal : oh . stuart : yeah -- `` happy . `` your fact there on mural is -- is a blank . it 's like a big , pink egg . [ krystal giggles ] stuart : well , that 's the expression i want to put on it , though . krystal : god . yeah , right -- a big , 10-foot - tall grinning egghead -- me , yeah . that 'll really bring the customers in . at least they do n't have to stare at my face while they 're eating on the patio . stuart : no , you are going to be almost as beautiful as you are in real life . [ stuart chuckles ] stuart : you 're going to be pretty , i promise . krystal : oh , stuart . you are so wonderful -- you know that ? stuart : ah . krystal : i ca n't wait to see babe up on that wall . stuart : oh , and you ? and all your regular customers ? yeah . and you -- do n't forget , you got to get your liquor license . krystal : yeah . well , you , too . you got to be up on that wall . if babe and i are going to be up there , you got to keep us company . stuart : i -- i do n't think that 'd be a good idea . krystal : after all your hard work and talent ? are you kidding ? stuart : they might think i 'm adam . and that -- that he 's a regular and maybe you want him to be -- a regular ? if adam drove by and saw that mural and saw his face on that mural , he would wreck his car . krystal : well , you are kind , and you 're considerate , so you two could n't be any less alike . stuart : huh -- hmm . well -- [ as adam ] who the devil put my picture on that mural out in front of this bar ? like an oversized wanted poster ! ha . you 'll hear from my lawyers . hmm . uh -- [ normal voice ] sorry . krystal : no , it 's just -- you just -- you do that way too well . [ scene_break ] zach : greenlee 's gone too far . erica : and that surprises you ? zach : have you tried reasoning with her ? erica : greenlee ? is she still trying to prosecute ? zach : would n't be here for that . jack : look , greenlee 's an adult . i ca n't dictate what she does with her life -- i 'm sorry . erica : well , what is greenlee up to ? zach : she 's suing for the custody of spike . jack : which i disagree with , but as i say , it 's her life . erica : you knew ? zach : what are you -- switzerland all of a sudden ? talk to your daughter , make her understand what she 's making kendall feel right now . erica : how could you not say something ? zach : my wife is pregnant . she does n't need this kind of pressure . erica : you let greenlee do this ? zach : jackson -- either you deal with her or i will . [ scene_break ] ryan : go ahead and say it . annie : what ? ryan : what 's on your mind . annie : wow , i just -- i -- i guess i got it wrong . did n't you want to talk greenlee out of this lawsuit ? ryan : i thought i should try , yes . annie : ok . did you try ? ryan : i realize this plan is n't one that everybody is going to like , annie . annie : welcoming greenlee into our family ? ryan : i think it makes sense . annie : yeah , about as much sense as giving emma a pony for a temper tantrum . ryan : emma does n't have temper tantrums . annie : well , now she can learn from greenlee . sorry -- sorry . that was n't fair . it 's just , ryan , what greenlee is doing is vile . why support that behavior ? ryan : because i want to stop the fight for spike before it gets ugly -- that 's why . annie : by letting greenlee get close to him ? i just have a feeling this could get bad down the line . ryan : if greenlee feels accepted , she 'll relax -- if she gets to visit spike , maybe just come to family gatherings and things like that . annie : i have a really , really , really bad feeling about this . ryan : what is the expression about keeping your enemies closer to you than your friends ? what is that expression -- so that it helps you anticipate their next move ? annie : yeah , you know , i -- i might buy that if you actually thought of greenlee as an enemy . but it 's not that simple , is it ? [ scene_break ] george : i 'm not denying fusion 's been profitable for all our stores in the past , but now -- kendall : well , who -- who has n't had a slump every now and then ? george : this was n't a slight dip . fusion walked up a skyscraper into free - fall and hit rock bottom . you ca n't argue with that . kendall : all right . our -- our sales have only fallen because of -- george : tanked . your sales have tanked . that 's why bgkl had to drop you . kendall : have your customers complained about our products in -- in your stores ? our -- our quality , our commitment to style without gouging prices ? george : that is n't the issue . kendall : our products have n't changed . george : the units do n't move off the shelves . kendall : ok . well , our customers have slacked off because of the horrible publicity . the satin slayer attacks -- george : killed your sales . di : oh . george : i did n't mean to sound flip . what happened to your friends was tragic . i understand -- and sympathize . that 's why when babe called , i agreed to this meeting . kendall : um -- and we are very grateful for that . the truth is with all of this horrible stuff that -- that 's been going on , our eyes have been opened , and we have seen everything in a different light , including business . we know that we can overcome the adverse publicity . george : your confidence seems shaky . kendall : it 's not . george : ok . make me a believer . i 'll reverse my decision and all the bgkl stores will continue to carry fusion . convince me . what 's different about fusion ? kendall : ahem . babe : she is . she 's back . greenlee is one of the founders of fusion . she helped set the pace and the style . and when she left , it was a major blow to the business . right , di ? di : right . it was demoralizing . babe : but , fortunately , we had kendall . she stepped up and she buoyed us up . but then , unfortunately , the satin slayer attacks -- kendall : yeah , it was a very difficult time for us -- but with greenlee back , one that we 've overcome . it -- it is a new dawn for fusion now . we have the guts and we have the will -- babe : and the inspiration -- kendall : yes , to be even better than we 've ever been before . we will leave our competitors choking on their dust . greenlee : no one on the fast track thinks small . yes , i was physically gone , but my heart and my soul were right here , and i have come up with some amazing ideas to jump - start this business . george : give me something tangible . greenlee : girls , go get the design elements -- hurry up ! i 'm sorry . that -- that sounded horrible . i 'm just -- i 'm so excited to show them to you . ladies -- di , babe -- if you could please go get the design elements that annie and i have been working on , that would be great . do you know where they are ? do you need my help ? babe : no , please , please . you stay here . i think we 've got it covered . di : yeah . babe : oh -- di : oh , my god . babe : oh , my god . di : we did it . we did it ! oh , my god ! oh , my god ! you gave us a shot ! babe : no , i thought that kendall was going to sprint up the stairs , and she was going to miss george . di : ok -- babe , can we pull this all together ? babe : i do n't -- i mean , look . everything is all over the place . di : ok , all right . you know what , though ? we were almost dead , without zoe , without the music rights . babe : music -- music . i 'm so glad you said that . i think -- you know what ? i think i have the r & d slideshow on my laptop with the music . you are brilliant . di : oh , babe , can i tell you how glad i am that you 're back ? and to hear greenlee verbally bow down to you -- brilliant . babe : oh , yeah , well , she 's only nice because she had to be . you know that . di : it 's only because of you that -- that weston 's even giving us 10 minutes , so -- babe : `` 10 minutes `` ? i ca n't believe you said that . i mean , 10 minutes -- how are -- di : listen , look , look . babe : there 's too much . i got -- di : look , we have all the arty , the gorgeous stuff . we just -- where -- just where are the numbers ? babe : the numbers -- right , ok . um -- i mean , i was looking at the numbers -- here 's numbers . but weston 's not going to even care about any of this if our two partners claw each other to death in front of him . kendall : everyone has their 15 minutes of fame , or infamy , and this has been fusion 's . greenlee : we had so much horrible publicity that nobody wanted any connection with our products . kendall : but the public is fickle . greenlee : well , i do n't know if you can lump our customers in with a fickle -- kendall : ok , listen . i -- now -- you know what ? dazzle them , give them something amazing and they 'll forget what happened five minutes ago . greenlee : you ca n't undo this kind of damage with some vapid gloss . kendall : did you hear me suggest that ? greenlee : pretty much . our customers are smart -- kendall : no , do n't tell me about our customers , ok ? i 've been researching them two years longer than you have , trust me . george : ladies -- women -- you 've proven my point . sorry we ca n't do business . good luck . [ scene_break ] jack : i take it you and ryan have been comparing notes . i just went over all this with him . erica : well , when were you going to let me in on this -- never ? jack : i figured if kendall wanted you involved , then -- erica : `` if `` ? are you implying that kendall and i do n't have a close relationship ? zach : getting off track here . erica : that she does n't value my opinion , my experience ? jack : no , i know that she does value your opinion . i just figured that it was n't my place to get you involved , that 's all . erica : it was n't your place to protect my daughter from yours ? zach : are you going to help greenlee with this suit ? erica : are you ? jack : of course not . erica : it 's vicious harassment , jack . jack : look -- erica : it 's typical of greenlee . jack : erica , greenlee is hurt , and she 's confused . erica : look , greenlee is selfish , and she is narcissistic . she tried to destroy kendall once before . no , she can not steal her baby . jack : nobody 's going to steal anybody 's baby . no judge would ever allow this . zach : you ca n't predict what a judge is going to say , jackson . erica : and instead of trying to control greenlee , you run after me , you try to seduce me ? jack : to `` seduce `` you ? erica : oh , stop . just stop her , jack . stop her before she hurts kendall . [ scene_break ] kendall : oh , george ? george , please , please give us a chance . george : i did , i got infighting . kendall : well , fusion is -- it 's a free speech work zone . we -- we do n't censor ourselves . we say what we think . we do . i mean , how many brilliant ideas have gone unheard , because people were afraid of stepping on the high- ups ? we debate and we disagree , but fusion is better because of it . greenlee : i mean , we have a remarkable track record . we 're a miracle . and we 're a family , and families fight , but we still respect one another . i mean , every employee that was hired here at fusion was hired individually for what they contribute alone . but if we did n't listen to someone because we disagreed or they irritated us , well , that would be bad for business . kendall : yes . we can be as good for bgkl or even better than we have ever been , and you will know that if you 'd just take a few moments and -- and listen to us a little bit more . george : talk wo n't move your product out of our stores . kendall : uh -- yes , but our polished , fantastic new campaign will turn customers around . right , greenlee ? as soon as it 's unveiled . greenlee : mm - hmm . george : you 're blowing smoke . you 're not ready to launch anything . greenlee : no , no , no ! we have to remind people who fusion was , how we started , what we stand for , what we can do ! george : same old same old . greenlee : no ! kendall : no . greenlee : we have n't just changed -- we 've transformed . kendall : mm - hmm . greenlee : we 're new , we 're fresh , we 're -- exciting ! george : show me . kendall : ok . greenlee ? show him . [ scene_break ] annie : i 'm not criticizing . i know when you have a lot of history with someone -- you know greenlee better than anybody , and spike is your son . ryan : the son that greenlee wanted . annie : ok -- the child that greenlee wanted was yours and hers , not yours and kendall 's . but now all of a sudden , she wants him . i mean , when you originally heard that greenlee was suing for custody , you went ballistic . ryan : and i 'll still fight if i have to . annie : she hit you low and hard . do you remember my reaction ? ryan : i know that you think i 'm too involved in this and with greenlee , and i do n't want you to worry . annie : no , ryan , no ! no ! i do n't want her sucking us dry . attention is -- is food and water to greenlee . the more you give her , the more she wants , and she 'll never have enough . ryan : i think you 're wrong . annie : it -- do you want her to keep taking and taking and taking until there 's nothing left ? what does that say about your commitment to me and to emma and to our life ? if greenlee drains you , what 's left for you and me ? [ scene_break ] stuart : ah . colby : there 's my little `` sister `` ! krystal : oh , she is just raring to get home . hey , honey . colby : hi . stuart : oh , colby . colby : hi . stuart : it 's so good to see you safe and sound . krystal : yeah , without anything added to your rap sheet . colby : yeah . what are you up to , sweetie ? nothing ? helping your mom ? krystal : hey . colby ? how are you ? come on , now -- do n't make me have to pry your jaw open . tell me what went down at the prom . colby : i ca n't . stuart : sean did n't swear you to secrecy or anything , did he ? colby : no , he did n't . krystal : well , then you can tell us , ok ? we 're not going to rat you out . stuart : not unless it 's for her own good . [ stuart chuckles ] colby : the cops got some tip that sean was dealing , and they ended up finding drugs in the pocket of his jacket . krystal : but ? colby : but i 'd know if sean was doing drugs . stuart : maybe . colby : sean 's never done anything in front of me , and he has n't even offered me any . krystal : well , that just could be that he 's smart . , well , and maybe this could be , well , the first time for him . colby : i do n't believe sean is a druggy but -- krystal : but how well do you really know him ? colby : yeah . stuart : yeah . sometimes people that you really care about can disappoint you . krystal : yep . sometimes they hurt you the most . colby : yeah , whether sean 's guilty or not , i owe him big . i could be in major trouble right now , and he took all the blame on himself . [ scene_break ] zach : take care of it . erica : stop her games , jack . jack : well , gosh , you two , i 've been a little busy . i had to get my nephew out of jail . erica : yeah -- we 're all busy , jack . jack : yeah , well , some of us have camera crews in our faces all the time . erica : oh , do n't tell me you 're going to stand there and blame me for your inaction ? jack : erica , all i 'm saying is that i ca n't control everything . zach : try to control greenlee -- that 's enough . jack : you two really think you 're so important , you can actually get people to do what you want them to ? that 's great . erica : well , at least i make an attempt when i know it 's the right thing to do . zach : try being a father to your daughter -- try that . jack : oh -- you want to know about my daughter ? i 'll tell you about your daughter , too . they 're grown up . they 're strong , independent women , and i would love to hear your plan to stop greenlee if i wo n't . zach : i 'll think of something . jack : yeah , i 'm sure you will . why do n't you think about this while you 're thinking about something ? her pain is real , her loss is real . and none of this would 've happened if you had n't orchestrated that blackout at that clinic . [ scene_break ] babe : ok , no screams -- yeah , that 's a good sign . we may actually still have jobs . you ready ? di : last week , babe , when greenlee made such a big deal about you needing to get your ged , that was really nasty . babe : yeah , she needed ammunition and i gave it to her , but you stood up for me . di : listen -- degrees are important . getting your ged takes a lot of guts , and it 's not easy , but it 's worth it -- at least it was for me . greenlee : are you ok in here ? uh -- are you comfortable ? kendall : can we get you anything ? george : a campaign that 'll save your company and sell the product i have collecting dust ? kendall : all right , that -- that can work . oh , right -- um . well , we 're going to do that . greenlee : excuse us . kendall : hey . greenlee : good . kendall : uh -- greenlee : what have we got ? di : everything we could carry . babe : old visuals , media material that was too far out there a year ago . kendall : oh , great . babe : we have -- we have the new stuff . it 's rough , but you can sell it . kendall : yeah , but we have n't solidified the product . greenlee : do n't you think i know that ? george : ladies ? kendall : yes , right . ok -- um -- you 're on , greenlee . di : you can do it . kendall : yes . greenlee : huh . we 're all citizens of the world . and with that citizenship comes responsibility , a responsibility we must seize . we 're reclaiming the earth . reverse global warming -- think global cooling . our new products are globally cool and everyone will want a piece of us . kendall : ahem -- that 's right . a new line for a new phase of fusion . george : you need sales , not a cash drain in development . kendall : well , we 're not going to get rid of our old sellers . we will just refresh -- right ? is n't that what you said ? did you say that ? maybe i said it . i do n't know who said it . anyway , it 's a great idea . it 's going to be -- we 'll have a fantastic new line and then we will see the old line through new eyes . george : hmm -- you keep using the word `` new . `` what 's the line ? kendall : uh -- well , it 's -- it 's -- ooh ! we -- it 's my partner 's idea . greenlee , you ready to sell it ? greenlee : no , and i do n't have to . fusion green sells itself . [ scene_break ] ryan : greenlee can not touch what we have . i wo n't let her . this -- this is n't about you and me . annie : you 're right . this is about spike and kendall and greenlee and you . ryan : this -- this is -- it 's two - year - old business that still has n't been settled , but we will settle it . annie : oh . no one wants that more than i do . ryan : and it 's not as impossible as greenlee 's making it seem . it 's just that she 's so caught up in the drama right now . annie : yeah , i know . ryan : but it does n't make her point any less valid . annie , spike exists because she wanted my child . annie : and then when she found out that none of her dna was in spike , she said to hell with him , ryan . ryan : i know -- she was angry , and she felt betrayed , and , yes , she gave up all of her rights when she left . annie : so now she just changes her mind , and she is allowed to put everybody through hell ? ryan : look , look . no matter how you think greenlee is handling this whole situation here , it does n't take away from the fact that she does have some sort of moral claim . annie : she still has a claim on you , too , does n't she ? you still care about greenlee . ryan : yeah , i do . greenlee is not the only bad guy here . i mean , i have screwed up pretty big , too . annie : no , ryan , you 're not trying to take away someone 's son . ryan : she is not even going to get even close to that . it 's just that greenlee is fighting the only way that she knows how . annie : got to tell you , that does n't really warm my heart . yours ? ryan : all right , at one time , greenlee meant the world to me . you know what ? let 's just end this conversation now , because -- annie : no , no . ryan : it 's not -- annie : no , i want to hear everything . ryan : ok . what i 'm trying to say is that even after everything went down with greenlee -- even after the divorce , i mean , i still care about her . do you understand that ? annie : yeah . that 's what i hate . it 's one of the reasons i love you so much , but i hate it . ryan : i mean , i wish i knew another way to handle this , a way that felt right , but i just -- i just do n't . annie : ryan , it 's just this -- the way i 'm feeling , it 's not personal against greenlee , it 's just -- it 's scary . i do n't know how we 're going to come out of this . ryan : stronger than ever . [ scene_break ] greenlee : our palette is drawn from nature , enhancing the natural beauty and freshness of our customers . most companies start with the skin , but at fusion , we believe that beauty goes much deeper , does n't it ? kendall : yes . how you feel about yourself . that 's what 's staring back at you when you look into that mirror . greenlee : right , because fusion has always been about empowerment . kendall : yes , fusion green will help awaken our customers to their own endless world of possibilities . greenlee : they 're in control . we let them know that what they put on their body -- kendall : is just as important as what they put in . greenlee : fusion green enhances and embraces natural beauty . greenlee 's voice : fusion is blending , bonding , intertwining -- [ music plays ] greenlee 's voice : growing and making something special and new . your field , a rainforest , a garden , lush and green and ready to grow . nurture yourself . drink it in , soak it up . start on the inside , deep down , in the cells , in the soul . do n't run or hide from your own essence the way other companies tell you to . reveal it , embrace it , enhance it . do n't cover up . strip down , way down . naked . see the funny , the feisty , the strong , the soft . the real you that 's been waiting for a chance to grow . fusion green -- feed your beauty . george : not bad . kendall : `` not bad `` ? greenlee : it was great . george : you two were great -- all of you . kendall and greenlee : and ? george : fusion green looks damn good . greenlee : so you 're still onboard ? kendall : so you 'll -- you 'll market our products ? you wo n't bail ? george : i 'll come back onboard . [ kendall laughs ] george : on one condition . kendall : what ? george : you both stay in this up to your necks , side by side in launching fusion green . babe : mm - hmm . george : i 'll have my people draw up the new contracts to cover fusion green and your `` classics . `` kendall : thank you . thank you so much . greenlee : yes , thank you . george : thank each other . i rarely change my mind . babe : bye . greenlee : oh . kendall : what ? what ? what ? are you kidding me ? greenlee : ah ! kendall : that was insane . greenlee : i -- it was like -- kendall : no -- greenlee : a total out - of - body experience ! kendall : yeah ! are you kidding me ? greenlee : juggling ? kendall : not -- no , who knew , who knew ? di : but , you guys -- you totally sold it back to george weston . kendall : we did . babe : and saved fusion . kendall : we did . di : you did , you did , you did ! kendall : but -- but what did we agree to ? [ scene_break ] zach : i 'm not proud of blacking out the clinic . jack : and i 'm not proud of what greenlee 's doing , but what you 're asking me to do is solve problems you created . zach : oh , god -- you know , i ca n't reason with greenlee , and i ca n't reason with you . erica : listen , why do n't you two both stop wasting your time and energy venting on each other try and -- and fix this . zach : i 'd like to fix greenlee . jack : why do n't you just stay the hell away from my daughter ? that 's what you should do . [ door slams as zach leaves ] erica : jack , you might have some impact if you join forces . erica : jack -- the kiss was a nice try , jack . [ door closes after jack leaves ] [ scene_break ] krystal : you know , it 's hard to pin people down , good or bad . stuart : yeah , it -- it is n't that simple . krystal : well , people do some horrible things , and then they turn around and go noble on you . or you might think that you 're best friends , and then they do you wrong . colby : so everybody 's a blend ? good and bad ? krystal : yeah . you just have to try to stay away from the ones who kind of lean too far to the bad side . colby : well , is n't the bad just guys being guys ? krystal : well , maybe , a little . i 'll tell you one thing . if sean was set up , and he said that those drugs were his just to keep you in the clear , he has earned my respect and then some . [ colby sighs ] colby : yeah . i miss him . sean was my best friend . krystal : well , honey , it does n't really have to be in the past tense . if he was set up , let me tell you , he must be awfully fond of you , taking all the blame , and not , you know , weaseling out . colby : i am really scared . whatever else sean did , this drug charge -- it could be bad . and they could throw him in prison . krystal : honey -- colby , it 's ok . you know , sometimes no matter how hard we try not to , we just -- we ca n't help missing a guy like crazy . [ scene_break ] ryan : come here . you and emma and spike -- you -- you fill my heart . you 're everything to me . and after this whole thing with greenlee is over , it 's just going to be the same as it was . ok ? annie : except it wo n't end as long as greenlee 's around . it 's not `` how will we be when this is over , `` it 's `` how do we live with this ? what 's next ? `` ryan : we will live exactly the way we want to , and we 'll do exactly what we want . and i think that we should start with something that 's just for us . something that we postponed for way , way , way , way too long . [ scene_break ] babe : no , seriously , you -- you did it , it worked . i do n't know -- di : yeah . greenlee : uh - huh ! di : the mockups worked , your energy -- babe : no , really , it all worked . kendall : we kind of worked . greenlee : we clicked , right ? kendall : yeah , kind of like old times . greenlee : the arguing was like old times , too . kendall : well , fusion -- free speech workplace . greenlee : and that 's what works for us . kendall : right , so congratulations , partner . greenlee : congratulations , partner ! kendall : congratulations ! babe : great minds , right ? kendall : ok , you guys , we have to celebrate . greenlee : yes , we do ! babe : homage to fusion ! [ jack and zach are surprised when they walk in and find harmony instead of strife ] [ scene_break ] annie : we ca n't run away . ryan : no , no , no -- we 're not -- we 're not running away , we 're running to . annie : we still need to deal with greenlee . ryan : what we need is to concentrate on what 's really , really important without any distractions at all . we need to move forward with us and with our family . [ scene_break ] krystal : oh , kyle , come here , come here . which print do you like , huh ? kyle : do n't drag me in . krystal : no , no , no -- everybody gets a vote . kyle : uh - uh . krystal : what ? stuart : uh - uh . kyle : i vote , you agree . stuart paints it that way . then one day , you change your mind , and for the rest of the summer , you 're parking your car in front of that mural thinking `` that idiot , kyle -- what 's he know ? `` krystal : oh , come on . stuart : smart man . krystal : no , wait a minute . no , i would n't do that . stuart : oh , well , you might . krystal : oh ? stuart : but i 'll repaint it if you do . krystal : ok . kyle : well , i 'll see you tomorrow . krystal : thanks , kyle . oh . stuart : ok . well , you -- you think about it , and tomorrow , you can tell me what you want , boss . krystal : ok . hey , stuart , thanks for everything . stuart : yeah . i really liked what you told colby . it 's true . it 's all right if you miss him . even -- even ok if you like him , too . [ scene_break ] erica : today is the four - week anniversary of my new show . my mind is unchanged , as i knew it would be . so with my divorce imminent , i want to make a very special offer to a very special someone . i will be hosting my own soon- to - be - single party , and there 's only one person i want to escort me -- the very generous donor who has pledged $ 1 million to the miranda center once my divorce is final . i ca n't wait to meet you in person . [ scene_break ] jack : well , something 's clearly changed . kendall : we just had the best meeting . the best . greenlee : lifesaver . i 'm going to go brainstorm , and i 'll get back to you , ok ? jack : i 'll go with her . so , i take it kendall does n't know anything about your suit ? greenlee : oh , no , she knows . jack : did you decide not to go through with it ? greenlee : hmm , i 'm not sure yet . [ scene_break ] zach : so , greenlee announced she 's leaving town or what happened here ? kendall : oh , oh , oh -- you will not believe what we just pulled off . babe : oh , you would 've been so proud of your wife . you have no idea . she was amazing . hey ! they did it , they did it . annie : george weston ? di : yeah , he recommitted to fusion . babe : like , 1,000 % . ryan : oh , wow , congratulations . way to go . kendall : thank you , thank you . yeah , it -- it was n't easy . ryan : well , i got some other good news -- i mean , that is , if you do n't mind annie taking a little time off . kendall : no , that 's fine , why ? ryan : well , we 're thinking of taking sort of a family honeymoon , me , annie , and emma . zach : oh , i think that 's great . great timing , too . ryan : yeah , yeah , we thought so . zach : since you 're taking emma , maybe you want to take spike , as well . kendall : um -- well , no . i mean -- i mean , emma 's a big girl , but spike is a toddler . you do n't want a toddler on a honeymoon . zach : he said family honeymoon . ryan : yeah , i do n't know -- i think emma would like to have her little brother there . annie : sure . why not ? zach : that 's what i 'm talking about -- timing . ryan : yeah . all right , we got to pack . annie : i do n't want to take off , though , if this is going to cause a problem at work . kendall : it 's fine . it 's fine . you guys go . all of you go . fusion will be waiting for you when you get back . ryan : great . kendall : have fun . all right , let 's clean up this monstrosity of a mess . babe : i got it -- pregnant -- kendall : no , i 'm good , i 'm good . babe : another two months . i 'm not letting you do anything . kendall : yeah . you know , leave it to greenlee to leave her purse here . i 'm sure she 'll be back to get it in , like , five minutes . [ babe sighs as kendall bends down to pick up the purse and finds the old baby sonogram that she had given greenlee ] kendall : spike . greenlee : where is it ? kendall : ta - da ! our baby . greenlee : oh -- oh , my -- the most beautiful , loved baby , ever . kendall : mm - hmm . she does want spike . zach : come here . [ next_on ] adam has a nightmare in which tad , joe , jamie , and j.r. sing and dance : everybody wants to be a martin . we 're so wonderful , original and true . everybody wants to be a martin . do n't you wish that you could be one , too ? adam : j.r. !
kendall insists that no way is she letting greenlee be part of her family or in spike 's life . greenlee and kendall team up to present a united front for their client in order to get him to sign back on . krystal and her crew begin making the necessary repairs to the `` comeback `` bar . zach tells erica that greenlee is suing them for custody of spike . annie warns ryan that by his giving in to greenlee 's excessive demands , he will ruin their marriage . colby explains to stuart and krystal the reason she thinks that sean would never use drugs .
ryan : greenlee , have you seen my shirt anywhere , by any chance ? greenlee : looking for this ? ryan : you 're not gon na make this easy for me , are you ? greenlee : what do you think ? i 'm gon na go get dressed . ryan : thanks . greenlee : ahem . it feels like we have n't done this in forever : gotten dressed up , had a nice meal . i guess we really have n't had anything to celebrate . i do n't mean to be insensitive . i know you 're still having a hard time after the baby . i just thought -- ryan : i 'm fine , and you 're right . we really have n't done this in a long time . i 'm glad we did . kendall : yeah . so am i. i just kind of wish i knew what the occasion was . you could n't tell me on the phone ? greenlee : to give you an excuse not to show up ? kendall : i 'm here . i 'm here . i 'm ready to party and kick my heels up and raise my glass ! who are we raising our glass to ? oh . i guess this is why you ditched me . [ scene_break ] [ krystal and j.r. laugh ] marissa : wow . that is what i call progress . bianca : what , j.r. and krystal ? marissa : yeah . god , even just a couple of months ago , he would never have been able to make my mother laugh -- me either . i do n't know , though . he just gets to me , so i 'm thinking of giving him another chance . [ scene_break ] jack : what the hell are you doing ? jane : oh , jack , you saved me . you really are my knight in shining armor . jack : what is this ? jane : you caught me in a moment of weakness , that 's all . jack : and what if i had n't been here ? jane : but you are , and you always are here for me , and that 's why i love you so much . come on . let 's just go back to our table , ok ? jack : you were about to take a drink . jane : no . i just picked it up without thinking , that 's all . i 've had so much on my mind lately , and i keep doing things like that . the other day i just almost brushed my teeth with my eye cream . jack : maybe you should go to a meeting . jane : a meeting ? you mean aa ? of course not . no , that 's not necessary . jack : it is if you 're having weak moments , erica . you know this . jane : you know something ? maybe none of this would 've happened if you had n't pressured me earlier . jack : so this is my fault ? jane : oh , i 'm just saying we were having this perfectly wonderful day , and then you just kept trying to pressure me into talking about my daughters and all the trauma we have been through , and i did n't want to do that . and so i may have had a weak moment , and if i did , it has passed now , and i 'm fine . ohh . cortlandt electronics -- caleb asked me to finish a project . he 's been so busy with asher , and he asked me to take care of it . jack : you never mentioned that . jane : no , because it completely slipped my mind . [ scene_break ] erica : you can come in . i wo n't bite . you must get lonely , too . jane leaves you alone for days at a time sometimes . i 'm sure that 's very hard for you to be all by yourself . ben : you should eat before it gets cold . erica : guarding someone else 's prisoner ca n't possibly be what you wanted to do with your life . how did you get into this , ben ? [ scene_break ] krystal : ok , wait a minute . no , no . just so we 're clear here -- i mean , you can make me laugh , but that does not mean that you got me in your corner . j.r. : come on . that was some of my best stuff . j.r. : i wo n't . i belong with marissa , and i 'm gon na prove it to you and anyone else who doubts me . [ scene_break ] bianca : you really must believe he 's changed . marissa : in some ways , he has . in other ways , no , he has n't changed at all . but i 'm not as naive as i used to be , and he knows he ca n't pull the same stuff that he used to pull . so if we can build a relationship that 's based on honesty and trust and provide a stable home for a.j . , a real family , that 's all i 've ever wanted . say something . bianca : if you giving it another try with j.r. is what you want , then i 'm happy for you . marissa : more than anyone in the world , i knew you would understand . [ scene_break ] griffin : i did n't ditch you . kendall : that was greenlee who called right before you blew me off . griffin : i did n't know you were going to be here . greenlee : come on , kids . we 're here to celebrate . the charges against griffin were dropped . griffin : yeah , i still have to do community service . kendall : yeah , hopefully he 'll be at the hospital . you can work with leona . griffin : leona and i get along great . kendall : yeah ? wait until you start working with her . you 'll have to deal with her toilet brush . greenlee : who wants champagne ? i know i do . why do n't you go grab a bottle . ryan : yes . greenlee : we 'll toast to griffin 's freedom . ryan : ok . great . how about you guys sit down ? you , over here , please . ok ? go ahead . grab a seat . you can tell me how you got liza to cave , ok ? greenlee : i 'm sorry . kendall : no problem . i love being ambushed . love it . [ scene_break ] scott : do n't you even want to know why i 'm here ? madison : i told you i do n't want to talk to you . was i not clear enough ? scott : no , you were very clear . you were also very upset . madison , how long are you gon na be mad at me ? madison : i do n't want to talk about this . scott : you 're going through a tough time , right ? you want me to stay away , you want your space , but you know what ? i 'm not gon na do that . i 'm not , because i know that you are in pain , and i ca n't just sit back and watch that . ok ? i 'm gon na do everything i can to try to fix this , but you -- you wo n't even look at me . you wo n't even try to remember what we had . madison : `` what we had ? `` what we had meant nothing . scott : what we had meant everything to me . madison : you feel better telling yourself that ? less guilty ? scott : i hate what happened , madison . i hate seeing you in this much pain . madison : then stop reminding me of it . get out ! scott : i 'm trying to remind you how good it was between us . madison : what part ? the lies ? your secret deal with greenlee ? scott : obviously that part was a mistake . madison : you traded my dignity for a `` get out of jail early `` card . that was n't a mistake . you knew exactly what you were doing . scott : yes . ok . in the beginning , there was a deal . madison , i came to genuinely care about you . madison : so much that you never once told me why you really came into my life . scott : because i was scared , madison . i was scared that i was gon na lose you . i mean , come on . i love you . madison : do n't say that . do not say that . scott : what am i supposed to say ? please , just tell me , what am i supposed to say to you , because i want to make this right . i want to show you how truly sorry i am . madison : you had a million chances to come clean . we moved in together , and you said nothing . we made love . nothing . i invited you to be in the room when my baby was born . still nothing . ryan came to our place after greenlee finally told him everything , and you just let me defend you , let me go on and on and on about your loyalty . scott : yes , i could 've said something , but what would that have accomplished ? like i said , i was scared that i was gon na lose you . madison : that does n't do anything for the hole in my heart , or the pit in my stomach . so take your pathetic apologies and just go . go ! get out ! scott : madison , please . madison : get out ! get out , scott ! get out ! go ! get out ! get out ! get out ! get out ! get out ! agh ! agh ! ah ! [ scene_break ] scott : can i talk to you for a minute ? it 's important . ryan : yeah . um , excuse me . scott : it 's about madison . i 've never seen her this upset -- in fact , i did n't want to leave her alone . ryan : where is she ? scott : she 's upstairs at fusion . ryan : i 'm on it . hey , um , sorry , guys . madison is having a really tough time , so i got to go check that out . kendall : everything all right ? ryan : that 's what i 'm gon na go find out . i should probably do this alone , ok ? greenlee : let me know if i can help . ryan : ok . [ phone rings ] kendall : it 's jackson . griffin : go ahead . kendall : ok , thanks . i 'll just be a minute . griffin : ok . kendall : hello ? jack : kendall , i need some help with your mother . kendall : uh , what kind of help ? what happened ? jack : i caught her about to have a drink . kendall : what ? jack : she did n't go through with it , but she was about to . kendall : what did she say ? jack : nothing that made any sense . but i got to tell you , nothing she says or does lately makes any sense . i was scared then , but now , i got to tell you , i am scared to death . kendall : ok , now you 're freaking me out . jack : look , just -- we need to get ahold of bianca , and we need to confront your mother . now . kendall : ok . i 'll be right there . can you hand me my purse ? greenlee : wait . you 're leaving , too ? so much for celebrating . kendall : i 'll explain later . greenlee : well , i guess it 's just you and me . griffin : looks that way . greenlee : i do n't know whether to hug you or hit you . griffin : i get that a lot . [ scene_break ] man : erica kane ? jane : yes ? yes , that 's me . would you like an autograph ? man : how about a picture ? i 'm here with a reporter . we 're doing a story on summer cocktails . but you are way more interesting than any drink . jane : well , thank you . yes , i 'd be delighted to give you a picture . [ camera shutter clicks ] jane : oh . you know what ? if you stick around , i might just be able to give you a really big scoop . [ scene_break ] ryan : madison ? madison , you here ? are you ok ? madison : i 'm trying . i 'm trying so hard . i keep pushing it away , and it just keeps coming back . she keeps coming back . no matter what i do , our little girl is still coming back ! she 's still with me ! [ scene_break ] bianca : sure . of course , uncle jack . i 'll be right there . i have to go -- something going on with my mom . marissa : anything wrong ? bianca : i do n't know . he said he would tell me when i got there . marissa : ok . i 'll look after miranda . just call me when you 're done . bianca : thanks so much . marissa : did you have something that you wanted to give me ? bianca : yeah . i thought i had it , but i must 've just left it at home . marissa : oh . ok . hey , take your time with jackson . i 'll just see you later . bianca : hey , wait , j.r . there 's something i want you to have . [ scene_break ] jane : greenlee . may i speak with you ? griffin : hi , erica . greenlee : why ? jane : oh , it 'll just take a minute . griffin : go ahead . it 's good to see you . jane : good to see you . thank you . oh . so , greenlee , have you thought any more about selling the hospital ? greenlee : why ? you know someone who wants to buy it ? jane : yes . me . greenlee : you want to run a hospital ? jane : i want to acquire it . greenlee : ok , it 's not like a cosmetics company or anything . there 's no glitz or glam . jane : oh . i would not be running the day - to - day . we would find someone else to do that . but i would like to make the purchase , and it would become part of cortlandt electronics , a subsidy . greenlee : you mean a subsidiary ? jane : yes . greenlee , this is an amazing opportunity , one that you do not want to pass up . greenlee : what 's in it for you ? jane : i get to show my gratitude to all the wonderful doctors of pine valley hospital who have saved so many of the people i love . and you know if you sold the hospital to erica kane , she would make it the most first - rate medical facility in the country , bar none . greenlee : you 're serious about this . jane : yes . greenlee : all right . i 've already had the hospital lawyers drawing something up . talk to them . photographer : one more shot , ms. kane ? jane : yes . why not ? [ camera shutter clicks ] photographer : thank you much . jane : thank you . ok . greenlee : what was that ? jane : oh , i just wanted to shake on it . [ phone rings ] jane : oh . excuse me . jack ? jack , you 've caught me right in the middle of a meeting . jack : i 'm at kendall 's . i need you here right away . jane : i 'm working . jack : i spoke to caleb . there is no project that you have to finish . no matter where you are , erica , i need you to get over to kendall 's , and i mean right now . do n't make me come and track you down , because i will . [ scene_break ] j.r. : a music box ? bianca : yeah . the song it plays , marissa 's father used to sing it to her when she was a little girl . j.r. : really ? bianca : yeah . she still hums it when she 's scared , and it makes her feel calm . j.r. : wow . how did you find it ? bianca : just give it to marissa , so she always feels safe . j.r. : why do n't you want to give it to her ? bianca : i think it 'll be better coming from you . j.r. : so you 're on board ? you 'll help me win back marissa ? bianca : just give her the gift . it 'll make her happy . [ scene_break ] greenlee : he is n't back yet . griffin : he 's probably dealing with something important . greenlee : what is it with men like you ? griffin : brilliant and handsome ? greenlee : you always have to play hero . is it possible , just once , you see a damsel in distress , and you just keep on walking ? griffin : oh , some questions are better left unanswered . greenlee : that is such a cop - out . griffin : `` do these jeans make me look fat ? `` `` which one of my friends is the hottest ? `` do not answer . greenlee : i did n't ask you about my jeans or my friends . griffin : look , whatever 's going on with you and ryan , i am not getting involved . greenlee : who said anything about ryan ? i 'm just trying to look into the male psyche , get some insight . griffin : nice try . greenlee : you see a woman in trouble , and you just have to save her . it 's programmed into your dna -- same as ryan 's . griffin : uh - huh . busted . greenlee : all right , then just throw me a crumb here . griffin : look , i do n't know either of you very well . but from what i 've seen and from what i 've heard from kendall , ryan is committed to you . and you are definitely more than capable of taking care of yourself -- same as kendall . greenlee : we 're definitely not damsels . griffin : to you and kendall . [ scene_break ] erica : so your life did n't turn out the way you planned it , did it ? ben : i just came to get your tray . erica : no , i think you want to talk to me as much as i want to talk to you . so is jane blackmailing you ? is that how she 's keeping you here ? ben : you 're asking too many questions . erica : ben , i 'm just trying to figure it out . i 'm just trying to figure out why jane thinks she can control people like this . she 's holding me prisoner while she takes my life , and i think she 's doing the same to you , ben . the only difference is that you are not locked up . you 're free . you can just walk away any time you want to . ben : no , i 'm not ! erica : why ? ben : because i 'm the reason she did all of this . [ scene_break ] kendall : hi , mom . come on in . jane : what is this all about ? jack : i 'll let your daughters explain . i love you . jane : ok . it 's obvious that jackson told you that i lied to him about having to be at cortlandt . and i did n't want to , but i -- kendall : have you been drinking again ? jane : oh , i ca n't believe that he even told you about that . that was nothing . kendall : it 's not `` nothing `` for an alcoholic . bianca : you worked so hard to be sober , mom . jane : and i am sober . i did n't drink . kendall : but you were going to . jane : no , no , no . look , you are making this something much bigger than it really is . bianca : is that how you felt about my anorexia ? kendall : or what happened with zach when i lost him ? i thought i had everything under control , but i did n't -- nowhere close . i was in denial . jane : i 'm not in denial . i 'm fine . i 'm more than fine . in fact , i 've never been better . kendall : ok . then why have you been avoiding us ? jane : what ? bianca : the other day i invited you to breakfast with me and the girls , you said you had a hair appointment . kendall : yeah . and then i tried calling you , like , five times yesterday . i left you messages , and you never called me back , not even once . jane : all right . look , i 've been avoiding you for your own good . [ scene_break ] j.r. : smile for the camera . heh heh heh . that 's great . ohh . when i was their age , i used to love trains . who you calling ? marissa : oh , i was -- i do n't know . it can wait . j.r. : was it scott ? marissa : why ? would it be a problem if it was ? j.r. : no . of course not . i got you something . i hope you like it . marissa : why did you do this ? j.r. : open it up . marissa : ok . hold onto that . [ `` forevermore `` plays as marissa hugs j.r . ] [ scene_break ] madison : why did you come here ? ryan : because scott was worried about you . madison : i -- i let him have it . i keep asking him to stay away , but he wo n't . ryan : it 's because he cares about you . madison : he thinks that we can start over . i just -- i ca n't . ryan : you want me to take you back to frankie and randi 's ? madison : no . if i go there , i 'm just gon na sit around and think about sara . i need to get back to work . i need to keep my mind on other things . ryan : i can hang out if you want . madison : no . it 's ok . ryan : i -- i do n't mind . madison : i know . i appreciate that . i 'll be ok . ryan : ok . so if there 's nothing else that i can do -- madison : actually , there is . help me clean up the place ? [ scene_break ] singer : all these questions in my head all these words -- greenlee : madison has a meltdown , and you enlist ryan ? scott : are you still trying to keep them apart ? guess what -- this time it 's not gon na happen . greenlee : i 'm not trying to keep madison and ryan apart . but i do n't think throwing them together is going to help anybody . scott : do you know how much it kills me to see the pain that madison 's in ? all i want to do is to help her , make everything easier , make it all go away , but i ca n't . there 's only one person that can do that : ryan . greenlee : that 's not true . she has frankie . she has randi . scott : ok . no . you know what you have to do ? you have to stop pretending that you can control this . greenlee : listen , i feel horrible for what madison is going through . but i do n't think ryan is the solution to her pain . scott : they lost a child . greenlee : exactly . they both lost a child . madison is not the only one suffering here . ryan finally has a chance to be happy , to have the life that he always wanted . yes , that includes me , but i 'm not gon na apologize for wanting that for both of us . scott : ok . you know what time it is ? time to face reality . ok ? because everything that you did to keep ryan away from madison -- it only brought them closer . [ scene_break ] jane : the reason that i have been avoiding you is fear . bianca : what are you afraid of ? jane : the people who kidnapped me . they 're still out there , and for all i know , they could come after me again . and when i think about that -- and that gives me a lot of anxiety . i did n't want to just dump that on you . bianca : you would n't be dumping it on us . we want to help you , mom . kendall : listen to me . we 're gon na get these people that kidnapped you , ok ? we 're gon na catch them , and they 're gon na pay . jane : i would really like to just forget about the whole thing . come on . no more of this serious conversation , ok ? come on . let 's go shopping . bianca : mom , stop . kendall : please , mom . please , just let us be here for you . ok ? it 's gon na be ok . binks , just get in on this . come on . jane : girls , come on , please . kendall : no , mom , we are not letting you go . you are stuck with us no matter what . jane : oh , my phone . bianca : i did n't hear anything . jane : it 's on vibrate . oh ! wonderful . kendall : what is it ? jane : it 's a message about a surprise that i am planning for the family . bianca : what kind of surprise ? jane : i certainly ca n't tell you about it . then it would n't be a surprise . kendall : wait , mom . where are you going ? jane : not to a bar , if that 's what you 're worried about . really , just forget about that . so , kisses ! [ scene_break ] [ `` forevermore `` plays ] marissa : how did you find the song that my father sang to me ? j.r. : it was n't easy . marissa : i ca n't believe you even remembered . i did n't think you were listening when i told you . j.r. : marissa , i always hear every word you say . [ scene_break ] greenlee : how 's madison ? ryan : she 's not great , actually . i wanted to stay up there with her , but she insisted that i do n't . greenlee : what did she want ? ryan : she wanted to stay up there and work . you 're not happy that i went , are you ? greenlee : i did n't say that . ryan : it 's ok , greenlee . this is n't easy . none of this is easy . madison and i lost a child together , and we 've got to go through it together . [ scene_break ] kendall : griff , hi . what are you doing here ? griffin : when you left , you seemed kind of stressed , so i wanted to make sure you were ok . kendall : thank you . i 'm ok , i think . i was just dealing with my mom . griffin : is she all right ? kendall : yeah , yeah . i think so . bianca and i -- we 're on it . griffin : ok . i 'll let you get back to whatever it is you were doing . kendall : so what 's in the bag ? griffin : your lunch . kendall : oh . lunch ? griffin : you left without saying anything or ordering anything , so i thought you might be hungry . kendall : mmm ! my goodness . yummy . this smells delicious . i can not wait to get into this . griffin : ooh . you got some on your dress . kendall : oh , great . where ? griffin : right there . kendall : oh . heh heh . griffin : what 's wrong ? kendall : this dress . the last time i wore it was with zach . [ scene_break ] erica : ben ? you ca n't be the reason jane 's doing all this . you 're a decent , compassionate person . i think jane 's manipulating you , ben . i think she 's trying to get you to take the blame for all of her crimes . look , ben , i 'm just trying to understand this , just trying to understand you , so i ca n't help you . ben : you ca n't help me . erica : yes , i can . and i will , ben , if you 'll just talk to me . and we can work together , get back to our lives , just not allow this woman to hold us prisoner anymore against our will . ben : i 'm responsible . what she lost ? i 'll never forget that terrible day . jane : do n't say another word . [ scene_break ] singer : how come we love and hate ? how come we give and take ? how come you wanted space ? you felt so close to me [ scene_break ] j.r. : hey , you two , the conductor 's on a break . but as soon as he 's back , just one more time around , ok , then we got to go . marissa : j.r. , this is the most thoughtful gift anyone 's ever gotten me . j.r. : you ai n't seen nothing yet . marissa : hey . huh . [ scene_break ] griffin : sorry if the food i got you was messy . kendall : it 's ok . this stain will come out . it 's fine . um , no . just this dress -- the day that i wore it with zach , we were all together as a family . we were walking . and the boys were rolling down the hill , and we were all laughing and happy . and every time i looked at this dress in the closet , i have n't been able to put it on . it brought back too many painful memories . but today i put it on without thinking . is that progress ? griffin : yeah . i think it is . [ scene_break ] opal : hey there . jack : hey , opal . hi . thanks for coming . sit down . opal : yeah . i got your message . what gives ? jack : it 's erica . her behavior is becoming more and more alarming . opal : we 've known she 's been off her game ever since she came back from that horrible ordeal . maybe we ought to just -- jack : opal , i caught her about to have a drink , and i do mean alcohol . opal : oh , you 're kidding . jack : no . when i confronted her , she said she accidentally picked up that glass , and she had no intention of having that drink . opal : oh , my lord . that means she is in a lot more trouble than we even thought . jack : except she wants everyone to think she 's just fine . but the truth is she 's anything but . [ scene_break ] erica : what happened to you , jane ? what happened to you on that terrible day ? ok , jane . you have a secret . i 'm gon na find out what that is .
greenlee and ryan share an intimate moment together when she has his shirt and refuses to give it back to him . at fusion , madison looks at some fusion cosmetics for mothers to be . ryan joins greenlee at confusion as do kendall and griffin . kendall accuses griffin of ditching her . jack catches jane about to take a drink , but to get him off her back she hugs him and calls him her hero . jack suspects that erica is drinking again and suggests that she attend an aa meeting . jane puts all the blame on jack for pressuring her . marissa and bianca share dinner and small talk at krystal 's along with the children . j.r. tries to get krystal in his corner about marissa . marissa and bianca discuss how j.r. has n't changed at all . griffin tells kendall that he did n't ditched her . kendall realizes that it was greenlee who had called him . madison refuses to talk to scott , but he wo n't give up on her . madison insists that what they had meant nothing , but scott declares that it meant everything to him . after madison blasts scott for his actions , he says he loves her , but she doesn‘t believe him . madison orders scott out . she collapses in the floor , crying . scott sees ryan in the bar to tell him that madison is in a bad state .
greenlee : ugh -- way too last year . what do you think of these layouts ? bianca : hmm ? oh , well , they 're not shredded . greenlee : why would they be ? bianca : uh -- i do n't know . what happens in vegas stays in vegas ? greenlee : i told you , kendall with ryan beats kendall with the sec -- me and ryan put away for 10 years . bianca : you 're so calm . what 's your secret ? meditation or medication ? greenlee : experience . after the last year i had , i 've learned that nothing good comes from going ballistic . you keep your cool , you keep your edge . [ scene_break ] ryan : what the hell is up with you , kendall ? you insist that i bring you here , swearing that you want to save your mother . and then you beg me to save you . and now -- now , you admit that you were spying on me and you 're going to save me ? kendall : i can help you , ryan . i want to . ryan : because you think you know why i married greenlee ? wait -- do i smell blackmail here ? because if i do , kendall -- kendall : no , ryan , no -- ryan : i swear to god -- kendall : no , ryan , i have no intention of blackmailing you . ryan : you 've got all sorts of intentions . i ca n't even keep them straight . you know , it 's like -- it 's like talking to sybil . i do n't know what personality i 'm going to get -- kendall the ally , kendall the threat ? you know what i 'd like ? i 'd love to have the honest kendall , just once . kendall : ryan , please -- ryan , wait a minute , ok ? you do n't understand . listen to me . i meant what i said . i 'm -- i can save you . what i saw and what i heard -- i can use that to help you . [ scene_break ] [ zach spies on kendall and ryan with a hidden camera ] man : ahem -- i got here as soon as i could . you have new evidence against lavery ? zach : have a seat . the show is just getting started . [ scene_break ] man : krystal ? what are you doing here ? what the hell is going on ? krystal : i live here . what 's your excuse ? this ca n't be good . start talking -- now . tad : just a second . doc , why do n't you have a look at your patient there . man : yeah , what happened to her ? krystal : liza got up too fast and all the blood rushed to her claws and -- splat -- right out on her -- man : liza -- liza , i 'm dr. fitzgerald . just relax . take it easy . i 'm going to take your pulse . could you gently elevate her head ? tad : hmm . sure . is it true , what you said ? is he babe 's father ? krystal : hmm . him and his bedside manner . dr. fitzgerald : she seems fine . tad : yeah . liza : oh ! tad : that 's what i thought . krystal : this skeeve kicked me to the curb 20 years ago . dr. fitzgerald : i was engaged . krystal : yeah , you should have told me that before you got me pregnant ! dr. fitzgerald : well , i -- i had a career . i had a future to think about . krystal : oh , ok . and so me and my belly got in your way , huh ? you are the sorriest excuse for a human being i 've ever heard of . dr. fitzgerald : you know what ? back off , krystal . ok ? i mean , what , did you think a doctor 's baby was your ticket out of the gutter ? tad : take it easy there , doc . dr. fitzgerald : what , did you trump up this whole deal just so you could get me back in your sights ? krystal : hell , no ! i would n't come within three states of your pompous self ! no , your patient there -- she 's the one that trumped up some kind of deal . liza : my head hurts . would you help me up ? tad : yeah , by all means , get her on her feet . make it easier for me to get my hands around her throat . [ scene_break ] kendall : i know that you did n't marry greenlee because you love her . ryan : it does n't matter why i married her . i married her . i 'm going to stay married to her . i want to be married to her . kendall : yes , but i want to help you . ryan : we are here to find your mother , not to discuss the details of my marriage . kendall : ok , but , ryan , i can help you . ryan : yeah , if you can help me find erica , great . if you have nothing relevant to say about tracking her down , then shut the hell up . kendall : ok , i 'm sorry for pushing you . listen , i -- i really -- i really do want to help my mother , but -- but maybe i can help us , too . ryan : kendall , there is no us . [ phone rings ] ryan : hey . where ? i 'm on my way . kendall : hey , who was that ? ryan : stay put . kendall : no , wait a minute . was it about erica ? did they find her ? ryan : you remember our deal ? i call the shots . all right , stay here until i get back , you understand ? [ scene_break ] man : the sec is willing to reopen our investigation of lavery 's marriage , but they need new evidence . not much to squeeze out of that exchange . good - looking girl , huh ? whoever phoned lavery sure put a fire under him . any idea who it was ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : if we ramp up a few more details , we 'll actually be ahead of schedule for the fall campaign . bianca : wow . enchantment and fusion working together . greenlee : yeah , it 's nice , just the two of us . got some peace and quiet . we might actually get some work done . reggie : stay away from me . i am not going to be stuck in here with you . danielle : why wo n't you just check out the roof with me ? reggie : ok , you check it out , including the drop . danielle : you know me . i 'll just bungee back up . reggie : why are you even here ? greenlee : so much for peace . bianca : and quiet . reggie : you have no business here . danielle : then butt out of mine . bianca : danielle , is there a problem ? danielle : oh , your cousin , as usual . greenlee : what 's going on ? reggie : i came over here to drop off the folder . and who do i run into ? the super - sized mouth . greenlee : well , where is it ? reggie : you ca n't miss it . the hole right there , that just never stops moving . right there . greenlee : the folder , reggie . where 's the folder ? reggie : oh -- i think i left it in the car . but anyway , i told ms. talk right here we have nothing to talk about . but does that stop her ? hell , no ! she just keeps right on talking . danielle : i just wanted to say goodbye , like a mature , civilized individual . and he gets all bent . reggie : did n't i slam the door in your face ? danielle : why do i even try ? reggie : yeah , why do you try , hmm ? why do you , hmm ? hmm ? hmm ? danielle : since your cousin is so thick - headed , maybe you can explain it to him . bianca : i 'd love to , as soon as you tell me what i 'm explaining . danielle : i just wanted to thank you for the job offer . it 's a fantastic opportunity and i was really looking forward to it , but i 'm afraid i ca n't accept . reggie : why , the people at noise pollution offered you a better job ? danielle : i 'm really sorry . bianca : look , danielle , if this is about scheduling , i 'm sure we can work something out . danielle : no , it 's not that . my mom 's picking me up today . reggie : ugh , poor woman . stuck in a car with you for hours and hours ? sad . danielle : like i said , i just wanted to say goodbye . i 'm going to new york to live -- for good . so like i was just trying to explain to einstein here , this is goodbye for real . capital g , capital b . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] kendall : ryan -- man : room service . kendall : um -- i 'm sorry , there must be some mistake . i did n't order any food . zach : i did . [ scene_break ] erica : let me out of here ! do you hear me ? i want out ! you ca n't keep me here ! you have no right ! where is everybody ? i want out ! somebody , get me out of here ! [ scene_break ] zach : thank you . now , you and mr. lavery had a long trip , so i thought you might be hungry . kendall : well , this is very kind of you , but ryan is n't even here . zach : oh , blackjack or roulette ? kendall : neither . he got a phone call and had to leave . zach : news of your mother ? kendall : i do n't know . it 's kind of on a need - to - know basis , and i did n't really make the cut . zach : well , do n't worry , we got people looking for her , too . kendall : oh , yeah , the same people that were ready to tear ryan apart ? zach : we 'll find her . she cares about you a great deal . kendall : you said that she missed me . zach : yeah . erica 's worried about you and your sister , and -- and the pine valley newspaper is the only lifeline she had . you should have seen her face when we scoured the pages and saw your names . kendall : wait a minute . hold on . you read our names in the paper ? no , you told me you did n't know erica kane was my mother until we told you . [ scene_break ] reggie : wait a minute , you 're leaving , leaving ? danielle : do n't donate your brain to science , all right ? reggie : well , how was i supposed to know you were serious ? you played me out so much . danielle : because i told you ? reggie : you told me loads of stuff -- real loads . danielle : well , this is as real as -- as my tattoo . reggie : oh . so , how soon you hitting the road ? danielle : today . that 's why i 'm here -- to thank bianca for the job offer and to thank greenlee for -- reggie : for what ? danielle : well , she did let me crash at her place . i mean , she 's pretty cool for an in - your - face , control freak , big sister , do n't you think ? and i wanted to say goodbye to you , too , if you give a girl a chance . reggie : knock yourself out . danielle : it 's been real nice , reggie . reggie : back at you . watch who you punk in new york . danielle : thanks . will do . bianca : that 's it ? a handshake ? greenlee : your history rates at least a kiss on the cheek . reggie : do n't push it , ok ? go back -- go back to work . danielle , i guess we did have a time or two -- when i was n't being arrested , yelled at , held hostage , or even on your dad 's most wanted list . danielle : be sure to make work on that jump shot . reggie : oh , i let you beat me , just to let you know . danielle : thanks again for everything . bianca : oh -- danielle , take care of yourself , ok ? danielle : i will , thank you . bye , king man . greenlee : first love -- it kills me . reggie : are you kidding me ? that girl 's new york 's problem now . greenlee : hey , why do n't you grab that folder out of the car and stay for lunch ? reggie : i 'm not really hungry . bianca : oh , come on . bacon chili cheeseburgers from bj 's ? greenlee : my treat . reggie : sure . whatever . greenlee : we wo n't be long . [ scene_break ] liza : do i have a concussion ? i feel like i have a skull fracture ! krystal : not yet . dr. fitzgerald : you should be just fine . krystal : ha - ha -- big stanford diploma and that 's the best you can do , huh ? liza : i think i need to go to an emergency room . krystal : well , for what ? to lipo the nastiness out of you ? liza : if you take another step toward me , i 'm going to press charges ! i need an ambulance . krystal : you will when i 'm done with you . tad : no , wait a minute . it 's my turn . liza , by any chance , did you invite the good doctor to pine valley ? liza : dr. fitzgerald ? oh , liza colby . i apologize for these horrible circumstances . tad : so you did it . you set this whole thing up . liza : and proud of it . dr. fitzgerald is renowned as a pediatric doctor . tad : he 's also the unrenowned biological father of babe . liza : get out . is that true ? imagine the odds ! krystal : yeah , they 're about one in i 'm going to kick your butt -- tad : no , no , no -- krystal : into next week ! no , i 'm serious -- tad : behave -- stop ! behave ! stop ! why ? why would you do something like that ? so he could come to town to look at colby � s tonsils ? liza : wrcw is doing a state - of - the - art series on pediatric medicine . dr. fitzgerald is an expert in his field . tad : oh , i see . so this whole thing is for a tv show . liza : yes . i swear , tad , i did n't know that he knew krystal . david : now , liza , it 's not nice to lie to your friends . ron , it 's been a while . ron : dave hayward . yeah , it 's been years . you know , you missed the last reunion . david : ah -- i 'm not big on reunions . tad : unless there 's a punch bowl around to spike . ron : you know these people ? david : yeah , i do , unfortunately , a little too well . we 've got liza , the local sexually frustrated mogul / busybody . tad , the village idiot . and krystal -- well , apparently , you know her better than all of us . ron : ahem -- unfortunately . tad : last chance . you bring him here to cause trouble for krystal ? liza : i think i need to go to the emergency room , tad . david : why , what 's the matter , liza ? did your scheme blow up in your face ? liza : do n't touch me . krystal : and i would n't let ronnie touch you , either . that man ca n't be trusted . ron : oh , from a woman who 's trying to shake me down for a 20-year - old mistake ? krystal : all i want is your rear on the next plane out of town . and do n't you even think about going near babe . ron : `` babe `` ? what kind of a name is that ? krystal : you 're not even fit to say it . ron : you know what ? i am sorry i ever heard of it . tad : hayward , what do you know about this ? david : why do n't you ask liza ? krystal : i warned you about digging him up from underneath that rock . you sent him all the way to pine valley just to give me grief ? i 'll show you grief . liza : no . no , no , stop her ! ron : no , krystal , back off ! liza : i 'll sue you if you hurt me ! babe : hello ? yoo - hoo ? what the heck is going on here ? [ scene_break ] derek : what in the world -- livia : oh , it 's danielle 's . all of it is . derek : well , what 's it doing here ? livia : mimi dropped it off . derek : where is she ? i want to talk to her . livia : she 's long gone , but she gave me this letter and asked me to read it to you . `` derek , you 've criticized every move i 've made with dani . now it 's your turn . i 've been promoted , and i do n't have the time or energy to keep her in line . get to know your daughter , learn what she likes and the kind of hell she can raise just by waking up in the morning . enjoy . mimi . `` [ scene_break ] zach : all right , you got me . i knew erica kane was your mother the moment i laid eyes on her . a face like that you ca n't really hide in the crowd , you know . kendall : all right , then why did you lie ? zach : i promised to keep her secret . kendall : no , you had no right to hide the fact that my mother was here . zach : your mother wanted to hide . and i honored her wishes . kendall : what , even from her family ? zach : now , wait a second . when you and pretty - boy lavery showed up , i had no idea who you were . so i had you checked out before i could trust you . kendall : fine . well , now do you believe that i 'm erica 's daughter ? zach : yeah . you 're as gorgeous and headstrong as your mother said you were . kendall : so you spent a lot of time with my mother ? zach : enough . kendall : well , then tell me about her . i want to know about it . tell me everything that she said , everything that she 's done . everything . [ scene_break ] ryan : erica ? erica : ryan ! oh , ryan , thank god you found me ! ryan : ok . wow , you really got yourself into something , did n't you ? erica : just -- just get me out ! ryan : ok . oh , there . there . ok ? here , you do that . all right . let 's see here . you 're a tough lady to track down , you know that ? erica : oh , ryan -- ryan : but now that i 'm here -- erica : yes -- ryan : everything is going to be ok . erica : ryan -- ryan : it 's going to be ok . erica : i knew if anyone could find me , it would be you . ryan : yeah , come on . erica : thank you for coming . ryan : absolutely . i 'm glad you called me . nurse : excuse me ! this patient is n't allowed visitors or to be out of her restraints ! ryan : no , no , no -- it 's -- it 's ok . i 'm a family friend . i 'm here to take her home . nurse : i 'm afraid you ca n't do that . ryan : um -- actually , i can . nurse : no , you ca n't . ryan : and i will , and we can do this the easy way , or we can do this the hard way . nurse : may i speak to you ? ryan : i will be right back . i 'll be -- i promise , ok ? i 'll be right back . nurse : will you watch the door for me , please ? mr. -- ryan : lavery . nurse : mr. lavery , ms. dubois is being treated for alcohol abuse . she was admitted as an involuntary patient . ryan : `` involuntary `` ? nurse : because of her status , she ca n't be released without permission . ryan : well , whose permission does she need ? nurse : the director of the hospital . ryan : get him or her over here now . nurse : he 's not on - site . but i 'm having him paged immediately . ryan : yeah , you do that . nurse : i 'm going to alert security . do n't try to leave the hard way . ryan : you just get the director ! erica : ryan -- ryan , i ca n't stay here one moment longer -- not one second . ryan : listen , as horrible as it is , are you sure that this is n't the best place for you right now ? erica : no , absolutely not ! no , i ca n't stay here . i do n't think you understand . they put me in here . this is where he died . this is where he is the strongest . and he 's always here -- always . he 's just watching me . and he 's waiting . you see , he 's just waiting for me to die . [ scene_break ] bianca : thank you . this tastes better . the fall campaign ? greenlee : vegas . bianca : kendall . greenlee : and ryan . bianca : so what ever happened to `` keep your cool , keep your edge `` ? greenlee : we both know she 's throwing herself at him . bianca : i know . kendall 's not taking this whole marriage thing very well . but eventually , she 's going to have to get used to it . who knows ? maybe there will even be a truce . greenlee : hmm . no matter how long ryan and i are married , kendall 's feelings for him are n't going to change . bianca : this marriage of yours -- the whole reason that the sec was interested in it was because it 's just business . so is it just business ? greenlee : marriage is work . did n't anyone ever tell you that ? bianca : all right . sorry . did n't mean to pry . and i 'm not -- i 'm not excusing kendall 's craziness . but this whole situation is completely toxic . greenlee : yeah , not even a dynamite kiddo decoder ring can fix it . bianca : a what ? i just wish that everyone could go to their neutral corners and take a breather . greenlee : could kendall breathe in another orbit ? sorry , i know you love her . bianca : she 's my sister . ryan 's my friend . you 're family . it 'd be really cool if we could just be a family , you know ? hang out , be friends . instead , it 's like walking through a minefield every time i talk to any one of you . thank you . greenlee , call him . call ryan -- just to see if he found erica . [ scene_break ] ryan : do n't -- do n't worry , erica , i 'm going to spring you out of this place . you 'll be back in pine valley before you know it . erica : oh , no , please , not pine valley . pine valley 's the last place on earth i want to go . ryan : erica , so many people love you . they 're worried about you . they just want to know that you 're all right . erica : ryan , jack and bianca and kendall -- they -- they all pushed me out of their lives . they do n't want me in their lives . and -- and i do n't want to be there . ryan : well , a lot of bad things have happened , erica , but they just -- they just want to make it right with you . erica : meaning what ? meaning that we all apologize and we pretend that nothing happened ? and they get to pat themselves on the back for being so forgiving ? and then we all pretend to get along ? ryan : no , that 's not the way it is , erica . erica : i 'm sorry , ryan . i 'm sorry , it 's -- too much has happened . it 's -- it 's too much . ca n't be fixed . ryan : they just want another chance . they just want a fresh start . erica : it 's too late . it 's too late to start over with a nice , fresh start . it 's too late . and nobody has to worry about me , because i 've been living the life that actually i always dreamed of . no pain , no past , no baggage . ryan : gets kind of lonely , though , does n't it ? erica : well , actually , it 's been -- it 's been fantastic in many ways . i mean , just -- you know what ? take me somewhere , and i will tell you about swinging from the moon over drinks . ryan : well , after what the nurse said , i do n't think cocktails are the way to go right now , erica . erica : damn it , ryan , do n't listen to her . do n't listen to any of them . i do n't have a drinking problem . they 're the ones who have a problem . they are lying . all of them are lying . please , ryan -- please , just take me someplace safe . anywhere but -- but pine valley and anywhere but here . ryan , please believe me , everyone has let me down . everyone has betrayed me . everyone but you . you 're my last hope , ryan . you 're all i have left . ryan : there 's a lot of people rooting for you , erica . erica : i do n't believe it . i really do n't believe it . please , ryan -- please promise me that you wo n't take me back to pine valley . please . promise me . [ scene_break ] zach : when she saw that mr. lavery got married to somebody else , her first thought was of you . kendall : what else did she say ? zach : come on , it 's none of my business . i -- kendall : no -- just tell me what she said . trust me , i 'm sure i 've heard worse . zach : she said you push love away as hard as you go for it . kendall : any other words of wisdom from my mother ? zach : um -- she said that even though mr. lavery was tagged , she 's hoping that you 're still in the picture . and since the two of you are here together , i 'm assuming she 's right . [ scene_break ] babe : mama ? are you ok ? krystal : everything 's just peachy . what a nice surprise . how 's my little sweetie ? babe : everyone seems really stressed out . you 're not sick again , are you ? krystal : no . no , of course not . liza : i 'm the one that does n't feel good . i mean , i 'm the one that could have a concussion , but does anybody take care of me ? tad : that 's exactly what i 'm going to do , just as soon as we 're finished here . krystal : you know what ? i think we are finished here , honey . why do n't we let these people have their meeting ? come on , let 's go . babe : oh , i 'm so sorry . where are my manners ? i am krystal 's daughter , babe chandler . who are you ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i give you my word that i 'm not going to take you anywhere you do n't want to go . i 'm not going to make you do anything that you do n't want to do . all i care about is you being healthy again . ok ? erica : oh , ryan , thank you ! oh , i knew that i was right to call you . i knew that i was right to -- to trust you . all the rest of them -- my family , jack , bobby warner , zach slater -- they all lied to me . ryan : um -- wait -- wait a minute . what did zach slater do to you ? erica : who do you think put me here ? zach slater is the one -- he 's the monster who had me tied up in here and left me in the same room where -- where he died . ryan : um -- erica , there 's -- there 's nobody there . erica : oh , and zach pretended to be my friend . and then he -- he lied to me . look , i just -- i want you to be careful , ryan . you ca n't trust him . you ca n't trust zach slater . [ scene_break ] kendall : my relationship with ryan is none of your damn business . zach : that 's what i think , too . and that 's what i told you . but you wanted to know what was in your mother 's mind . kendall : oh , ok . and she just told you all of this ? zach : she 's my friend . kendall : she 's your friend ? what kind of a friend puts a woman in a two - bit sideshow night after night making them drink enough booze to kill them ? zach : a `` two - bit sideshow `` ? people come to vegas to escape their past and to live their dreams , and that is what your mother wanted . kendall : yeah , well , i never pictured my mother 's dream coming with an all- you - can - drink buffet . zach : i told you , once your mother lost control , i cut her off -- the bar , restaurant , everything . kendall : yeah , well , you should have tried harder . zach : yeah , maybe i should have . but it seems to me , whatever your mother wants , your mother gets . and if that 's a drink , then god herself could n't stop her . i just hope she gets the help she needs . kendall : why , because she 's your star performer ? zach : no , because i care . kendall : yes , well , she has plenty of people who care about her at home -- people who love her . that 's where she should be right now , with the people that love her . zach : people like you . you love her a lot , do n't you ? kendall : she 's my mother . zach : come with me . [ scene_break ] simone : hey , reggie . where is everyone ? reggie : greenlee and bianca went on a food run . simone : oh ! thank god . i hope it 's good food . i 'm really tired of greenlee 's salmon and tofu and roughage , you know what i mean ? of course you do . reggie : yeah . simone : well , someone 's got some low blood sugar . bianca : anybody hungry ? simone : oh , i smell french fries . thank you , thank you , thank you ! greenlee : bacon chili cheeseburger , just like you requested . reggie : thanks , but i 'm out of here . greenlee : hey , hey , hey , hey , hey . danielle was a total pain . the attitude , the `` all about her all the time `` show . you can do better . reggie : do n't i know it . greenlee : good . then eat your burger and be glad that she took her circus act to another zip code . who took my tofu burger ? simone : oh , yuck ! oh ! bianca : hey , reggie , you -- you really cared about danielle , did n't you ? reggie : yeah , but like greenlee said , more problems i do n't need , right ? bianca : well , for what it 's worth , i could tell she really liked you , too . reggie : yeah . guess it was her loss . i 'll see you later . [ scene_break ] derek : what , mimi could n't have laid this on me herself ? livia : she said she did n't want another yelling match . she gave me the message . she took off . she said danielle is your problem now . derek : well , that 's just great . now what the hell am i supposed to do ? livia : raise your daughter . derek : livia , i am hip deep in cases ! i work double - digit hours at the station ! i come home to sleep , shower , and shave ! i -- [ derek sighs ] derek : i -- i just do n't have time to deal with danielle 's tantrums and her dramas . danielle : hi , daddy . the tantrum girl 's home . derek : danielle , what -- where 'd you come from ? danielle : you see ? it was n't one of my dramas . i was right . [ derek sighs ] danielle : mom did want me gone . she was happy i left . she did n't want me messing up her life , and you do n't , either . derek : look -- look -- that 's just simply not true , danielle . danielle : i heard you . derek : well , it did n't come out right . i 'm just frustrated -- with your mom , not with you . i mean -- of course i want you around . danielle : you know , me and mom -- i always thought it was a mother - daughter thing -- the yelling , screaming , slamming doors . i guess it 's just a me thing . derek : dani , i love you . danielle : living with me , though -- that 's the deal breaker , huh ? livia : your dad just wants what 's best for you . danielle : like me in another state ? somebody else 's problem ? derek : look , dani , i -- i 'm sorry you heard that . i -- you 're not a problem . we 'll work this out . it 'll be great , i promise . all right ? danielle : all right . derek : ok , i -- i got to get back to the station . ok ? we 'll -- we 'll do tacos for dinner , ok ? livia : do you know that your father loves you beyond anything else ? danielle : `` to infinity and beyond . `` that 's what he used to say . livia : well , do n't you ever forget it . so why do n't you start unpacking ? i 'm going to call jamal and see how he 's doing . and then i will come back , and i will help you put your stuff away . danielle : all right . [ scene_break ] ron : i 'm dr. fitzgerald -- dr. hayward � s friend . babe : oh , ok . well , he needs all the friends that he can get . krystal : honey , why do n't we take bess and get some fresh air , all right ? it 's way too hot in here . babe : ok , she does love the park . but first , i wanted to find j.r. , because i got these new pictures of bess . my little one -- she already loves the camera already . do n't you , my peanut ? do n't you , honey ? here you go . krystal : ok , i 'll help you find j.r . babe : let 's go , let 's go . you 're going to love the pictures , too . it was nice meeting you . ron : likewise . babe : ready ? ready ? krystal : all right . let 's skedaddle , before j.r. pops into another meeting . babe : bye . david : all right . ron : that was my daughter ? david : yes , that was . and that was her daughter . which , i guess , makes you a grandpappy . ron : uh -- this is too much . david : yeah . look , why do n't i take you out to lunch ? i 'll tell you all about your offspring . liza : dr. fitzgerald , we still have to talk about your appearance on the show . ron : whatever you 're trying to pull , i have a reputation to protect . hayward , get me out of here . liza : stupid pediatrician . i 'm going to have a doctor look at this . tad : do n't . do n't you try to walk away from this . liza : what ? tad : you finally did it . you stepped way over the line . liza : why do n't we discuss this later , when you 're -- tad : no . liza : a little less tense ? tad : no . you 're not leaving till we thrash this out , right now . [ scene_break ] simone : you know , why do n't men eat when they have love - life problems ? bianca : i have no idea . simone : no . bianca : i do n't use food for comfort any longer . simone : ah , that 's good . you 're really good . bianca : are you having man trouble ? simone : no . that 's the problem . bianca : hmm . the love stars must be in retrograde . greenlee : where 's that research that -- simone : my love life 's always in retrograde . i mean , who else ? bianca : me . greenlee : i thought you and lena were still -- bianca : oh , yeah , we are , of course , but it 's kind of difficult with her in poland . her mother 's doing better . simone : oh , well , that 's good . she 's polish ? you know , poland 's a lot worse than vegas . greenlee : can we get some work done around here ? simone : i thought that talking about men was part of the job description -- and women , too . singer : but i guess i want what 's best for you greenlee : where did you disappear to before , anyway ? simone : dentist appointment , remember ? greenlee : guess you did n't get drilled . simone : ha - ha . no cavities , if that 's what you 're asking . and come to think of it , dr. fesswinkle did compliment my molars . yeah . he 's single and he has the softest hands . i would have the nicest teeth for the rest of my life . greenlee : hey , smiley , enough of this singles bar chitchat . your love life 's a mess . we got it . now , can we just get back to work so we can stay on schedule ? simone : you know what ? i finished the changes that kendall wanted to the trade ad before i left , thank you very much . i 'll go get them and show you . bianca : why do n't you chew on a fingernail , instead of chewing out simone ? greenlee : this is n't camp . she ca n't just come and go as she pleases . bianca : it 's driving you crazy , is n't it ? greenlee : i 'm just trying to run a successful business here . bianca : why do n't you just call him ? if you do n't do it , i will . greenlee : well , i 'll call to get an update on erica . but it has nothing to do with kendall . bianca : of course . greenlee : hi , ryan . it 's -- it 's me . i 'm just checking in . i hope you got there ok . nothing important on this end . just -- i do n't know . call me when you can . bye . what do you think he 's doing ? bianca : not what you think he 's doing . simone : ok , what 's the word ? give me `` sensational , `` `` groovy , `` `` fabu . `` whatever you say , i 'll agree . greenlee : nauseating . simone : what ? how can you say that ? this is exactly what kendall was asking for . greenlee : well , kendall ca n't have everything she wants , can she ? do you even see her here ? no ! and you want to know why ? she 's in vegas with my husband . so listen up -- i own this company , and we do things my way , not kendall 's . you got it ? man : excuse me . hi . simone : can i help you ? man : are you in charge ? simone : yeah -- greenlee : i am . what can i do for you ? man : i 'm looking for ryan lavery . greenlee : join the club . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , ryan -- ryan , you do n't know what it means to me to have someone i can count on . you 're chris ' son . i know you 'd never betray me . ryan : it 's going to be ok . i 'm going to make sure that you 're safe . ok ? erica : thank you . [ kendall and zach appear in the doorway ] [ next_on ] liza : what do you have in mind ? tad : wedded bliss , you and me . greenlee : tell me who you are , what you want with ryan , and then i 'll decide what , if anything , we 'll do for you . zach : if you think that you 're going to be in control of erica , you better think again . kendall : do n't you know by now you ca n't get rid of me , even if you want to ?
in vegas , ryan finds erica and attempts to get her out of the hospital room that slater put her in . slater works on kendall to get her to trust him . meanwhile , greenlee is uptight that her husband is away with kendall . danielle informs reggie and the others that she is leaving town , but finds out from her mother that she has to stay with her father in pine valley .
ryan : erica , you know i love you , but i just ca n't do this right now . erica : ryan , this is about your marriage . ryan : look , jack and i already had a chat . so if you 're here to deliver the second half of the -- erica : no , i 'm here to help -- you and greenlee . believe it or not , ryan , i know what 's going on in that -- that wife of yours ' unique head better than you do right now , and you need to hear it . [ scene_break ] greenlee : what about my husband ? kendall : no manicures , no bracelets , no ring on any finger . i will remove your upper limbs . greenlee : what does n't kendall want you to tell me ? kendall : uh , conversation 's over . greenlee : has n't started . spill , simone . kendall : she 's got nothing to say . is n't that right ? simone : well , i am a little partial to my arms , but i can outrun you . kendall : no , no -- greenlee : wait -- have you both lost it ? kendall , shut up . simone , speak now . ethan : do n't you say a word , simone . [ scene_break ] krystal : that 's it , is n't it ? you -- you found dixie . that look says something 's pulled terra firma right out from underneath you . tad , it 's ok . i know you were looking . babe -- babe told me . tad : yeah . i found dixie . i wish to god i had n't . [ scene_break ] di : yes . it 's me . jamie : chocolate chip cookies , no nuts -- that 's what she always made for us . you heard her . you called her `` mom . `` you want to believe it , too . di : it 's a lot to take in . jamie : no , no , but it 's all good . you want it to be the truth . stop fighting it , j.r . your mom 's home . [ scene_break ] [ palmer groans ] palmer : you trying to kill me -- adam : breathe . palmer : with some cockamamie story about dixie being alive ? you trying to kill me with a heart attack , huh ? [ scene_break ] di : now , just give him time , jamie . j.r. : time for what ? to work out your performance ? do n't be such a sucker . this woman is not my mother . jamie : how else would she know about the cookies ? j.r. : tad whipped up a story about fingerprints . i 'm sure he could 've told her all about the cookies . jamie : you know my dad would n't lie about something like this . j.r. : diana is a smart woman . i 'm sure you took a guess , right ? i mean , how many kids hate chocolate chip cookies , right ? adam : help ! i need help down here ! j.r. ! adam : i bet everybody will think i caused your heart attack because i hate you so much . palmer : well , you did cause me to have a heart attack . you 're -- you 're trying to kill me . adam : you 're not dead yet . here , drink this . palmer : oh -- no -- adam : drink it ! palmer : you 're trying to drown me ? i swear -- i swear , bolts of lightning from heaven with your name on them should come down -- adam : you 're not going to heaven or anywhere close to -- j.r. : my god , dad , what are you doing ? di : uncle palmer ? palmer : dixie ? [ scene_break ] krystal : what am i missing here ? everybody knows how you felt -- feel -- about dixie . now the woman is here in 3-d , living color , and you look like you 've lost her all over again . tad : well , maybe i have . how am i supposed to feel about a woman that let her own family think she was dead for three years ? what am i supposed to think about a woman that would leave us in pain all that time , knowing that we were mourning her for dead ? and then when she 's curious enough , she sneaks back into town so she can spy on us , so she can play nursemaid to her own grandkid . krystal : wait a minute , j.r. 's nanny is -- tad : for months . dixie 's been here for months , living a lie , cuddling little adam , pretending she does n't know her own son . krystal : there must be some sort of explanation . tad : i do n't care . i do n't care . whatever the hell it is is n't good enough for me . you got to understand that this makes no sense . dixie and i -- that does n't matter . whatever she was willing to do to me , i ca n't -- i ca n't believe that she would do that to her own boy . how could she be that cruel to j.r. ? i mean , why 'd she come back ? just so she could put us through hell all over again ? i can only -- i mean , the only reason we know she 's dixie is because i popped her . hell , i busted her like a common criminal , man . i just kept pouring evidence on top of her till she had to admit it . all the while , j.r. was just standing there being ripped in half . krystal : and you . tad : nah . i 'm an idiot . i just had to ask the question , you know ? i just had to ask -- ok . well , dixie may be back , but one way or another , i buried my daughter today . i was right . three years ago after the accident , her body could n't take it , she lost the baby . krystal : i 'm -- i 'm so sorry . tad : we lost a child . all that time she could n't -- she could n't pick up a phone ? she could n't do something ? nothing . krystal : she -- she came back , tad . that is something . tad : no , it 's not , not to me . because the dixie i knew would n't be capable of doing something this twisted . no , the dixie i knew died in that accident . and this woman -- this woman is some kind of monster . [ scene_break ] di : you still hate my uncle so much you want him dead ! adam : i rest my case . di : what did you do ? adam : the man collapsed . di : what did you say ? now , try to relax , uncle palmer . where 's your nitro ? you did n't forget your pills , did you ? you scare the hell out of him , make it look like an accidental death . adam : this is your doing , lady , not mine . di : hang on , hang on , palmer . i just got here . you ca n't leave me now . we 've got too much catching up to do . here . that 's better now , yeah ? [ palmer breathes deeply ] di : now -- there . there 's the color back in your cheeks . handsome as ever . jamie : yeah , we have a man that just collapsed from heart problems . we need an ambulance . palmer : no , no , no , no . no ambulance . no , i 'm not -- i 'm fine . i 'm not setting foot out of this house until you explain yourself , young lady . [ scene_break ] greenlee : where the hell do you get off muzzling employees ? ethan : simone is the last employee that i 'd want to see being muzzled , but i do n't like seeing her being harassed . greenlee : we 're in the middle of something . ethan : well , not anymore . simone ? simone : you know , if this has anything to do with the supplies i took from the storage room , i was -- ethan : no , no , this -- um -- is for you . simone : oh , my god . we won the tournament ? ethan : well , not exactly , no . it 's `` most striking spirit -- simone torres . `` simone : oh ! you 're not kidding ? ethan : no . simone : oh ! ethan : no , you blew everybody in idyll hour lanes -- you blew them away . there was a unanimous vote . simone : oh ! kendall : bowling ? simone : oh , my gosh , this is the very first trophy i have ever won . oh , thank you , thank you , thank you . i know exactly where to put it . kendall : i 've got some ideas . greenlee : we need to talk , now . ethan : ahem . ok . kendall : you got a second chance , now take it . you keep your mouth shut about ryan 's mystery squeeze , i 'll let you live . simone : you know what ? i am armed , and i 'm not afraid to use it . kendall : give me that . simone : you wo n't hurt me . kendall : you know what ? if you hurt greenlee , i will do something much worse than ripping your arms off . much worse . greenlee : what was that with simone ? ethan : beautiful , charming , and fun . greenlee : you 're an idiot . ethan : i 'm your boss . greenlee : but you 're still a big , fat meathead when it comes to kendall . [ scene_break ] erica : greenlee confided in me , strange as that sounds . and maybe it was just a rash moment , i 'm not sure , but what she said is important . ryan : greenlee and you had a heart - to - heart , and i 'm sorry , but that 's a little tough for me to visualize . erica : well , that 's because you 're a man . and men tend to just lock into this one myopic view of the woman they love , and there 's no shaking them loose . ryan , i know what you did , and i know why you did it . ryan : greenlee told you ? erica : yes . ryan : well , it 's over and done . not a lot to talk about . erica : no , that 's not true , ryan . ryan , you have made a tragic mistake . ryan : i love you , erica , but that 's your opinion . this is the best decision that i have ever made . erica : ryan , this is n't mindless meddling . i made your mistake -- with kendall . ryan : look , what happens between greenlee and me is not up for family discussion . we make our own choices . erica : ryan , you and i have a lot in common . we were both abused by our fathers . no harsh words , no fists , but my father sold me to a rapist . ryan : my god . if he was n't dead , i would kill him . erica : thank you . you 're not the only one . and so for years i lived with that pain . i mean , i blocked it , i stuffed it down , but it was always there . ryan : look , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . but i 'm -- i 'm dealing with mine . i 've taken control . erica : ryan , you 've let the fear take control . ryan : what my father and my brothers were , erica , is very real to me . erica : and no one wants to repeat that kind of pain . no one wants to give that kind of cruelty another chance . what you and i have experienced -- most other people never experience that kind of hurt . and we react out of our memories , as i did with kendall . when kendall came to pine valley , there was no way i ever thought that i could be a mother to her , and now greenlee wants to have a baby , and there 's no way you think you could ever be a father . ryan : the circumstances are totally different , erica . erica : no , ryan , they 're not . listen to me -- it took me years to get it , years that caused so much damage . please do n't do what i did . do n't -- do n't lose that precious time . ryan : but i have all the time that i need . i have a wide - open future with the woman that i love . erica : it 's not so wide open . you 've closed a door , as i nearly did with kendall -- kendall and bianca . bianca was pregnant with her rapist 's child , and i fought it . i fought her , because i was convinced that every time bianca looked at that baby , she would be traumatized all over again . i actually thought that bianca would look in that sweet miranda 's face and see that baby 's father . well , i was wrong . kendall and miranda -- there 's no taint there . there 's no evil . they are blessings , ryan , and that 's what i want for you . i want you to have complete peace . ryan : peace is a bit of a stretch . i 'm working on getting through the night . erica : you can have so much more , ryan . please learn from me , ryan . please do n't make the same mistakes that i did . [ scene_break ] palmer : how -- how did this happen ? where did you come from ? di : i 'll tell you everything you need to know on the way to the hospital . now , jamie , would you mind taking us ? jamie : not a problem . palmer : i 've had angina attacks before . di : i know . j.r. : oh , you do , do you ? di : but it still would n't hurt to have a doctor check you out . palmer : no , this is n't the first , and , let me tell you , it is n't the last . i 'm fine , i 'm fine . you , on the other hand , are in deep trouble , young lady -- whoever the hell you are . adam : that 's more like it . tell her she 's a fraud . jamie : back off . palmer : the face -- not so much dixie . the voice -- no . but the eyes -- something , something . adam : dixie 's eyes ? dixie 's eyes ? j.r. : or contacts ? new color every day ? palmer : start talking . di : i do n't know where to begin . palmer : well , the truth would help . di : i ca n't expect you to understand . i -- i did n't mean for it to happen this way . i just -- j.r. : yeah , because you did n't get what you came for ? jamie : let her finish . di : it 's all so jumbled , so out of control . i did not -- my god , it just -- it just makes me sick to know that i 've caused you this much grief . j.r. : no , you know what ? uncle palmer , do not be buying this . this woman is not my mother . my mother would never do this . she would never spy on us or lie to us . di : i did n't want to . j.r. : well , that 's not nearly good enough , is it ? why did n't you just tell us when you came to pine valley ? `` hey , guys , i 'm dixie . i 'm alive . `` di : i had to make sure you all were n't better off without me . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you need to open your eyes . until you blew it , you had a woman you loved probably more than you 've ever loved anyone , and she loved you back . ethan : she married my father . greenlee : she 's ten feet away from you . ten lousy feet . you could change your life . how about it , ethan ? can you do it ? you got the yayas to go over there and say , `` i 'm an idiot , but i 'm an idiot who still loves you `` ? [ scene_break ] ryan : you 're asking me to take chances with human lives , to -- to create a little lavery and then just really hope that the lavery toxins do n't bubble up to the surface . well , i wo n't do that with a child or my wife . erica : ryan , do you really think that your fate 's been sealed by this -- this minuscule amount of dna you got from your father ? ryan : i will not gamble my wife or my child 's lives . erica : you know something , ryan ? when you thought that you were chris stamp 's son , you were fine . well , nothing 's changed . you 're still you . and you 've known for years that braden was your brother . but , i do n't know , ever since you found out that -- that you are still patrick lavery 's son , i mean , you think you 're the bad seed . ryan : but i 've done things , erica . erica : you know what , ryan ? everybody has done things they wish they had n't , and i mean good people . it does n't make them monsters . ryan : braden , jonathan , me -- i mean , what are the odds that i got lucky ? erica : you did get lucky . look at you ! you are still the same fabulous person you 've always been . and the ryan i know would show what he 's made of , would prove what he 's made of . ryan : what is that ? what , equal parts drunk , rapist , killer , mixed in with a little psycho ? erica : no , that 's not you . you call your doctor right now , and you have him reverse this procedure . [ scene_break ] tad : you know , when dixie was in europe , she sent me a letter telling me how much she missed me , how much she loved me , how much she wanted to make it work , because she was still pregnant . the baby was doing just fine . we were finally going to have the little girl we always dreamed of having . krystal : kate . you told me . tad : i got on a plane , and the next thing i know , dixie 's gone , so the dream is gone . krystal : but now you have a second shot . tad : three years -- three years of my life i spent staring in the night sky , looking at the stars , talking to her , thinking about that letter , thinking about what if , what would 've been or could 've been . i 'm sorry . what the hell am i doing ? the last thing you need is to hear about this . krystal : you need to say it , tad . do n't hold back . honey , your whole world has been rocked hard . tad : three years . and after all that , she could n't pick up a phone , make a call , write a letter , fire off an e - mail ? krystal : you know , people have a lot of reasons for doing the things that they do , and they make perfectly good sense at the time . that 's why i 'm standing here wearing orange . tad : no . no . the reason you 're in here is because you did something noble , because you cared enough to make a sacrifice nobody else was willing to make for somebody you love . what 's dixie 's excuse ? she dangled `` happily ever after `` under my nose , and then she tore it to shreds . she walked away from me , and she did n't even look back . krystal : she 's here now . tad : and i 'm supposed to care ? i 'm supposed to give a damn ? no . no , i should 've learned my lesson . i should 've let go . i mean , that affair with hayward -- that should 've been my first clue . i should 've just let things end , you know , instead of playing a fool . krystal : you loved her . tad : yeah , well , right now i feel like the guy that jumps off a roof and breaks every bone in his body , then gets up , does it all over again , hoping he 'll catch an updraft . i 'm done , and that 's the good news . case is solved , dixie 's alive , and i 'm supposed to move on . take the `` kick me `` sign off my back . krystal : well , i got something to tell you , tad , and i do n't think you 're going to like it . [ scene_break ] di : three years is a long time . i knew you 'd grieved , moved on . palmer : we were open to a miracle . di : but i did n't know what to expect . i did n't know what i 'd find here . i thought it best to ease in slowly so -- adam : by masquerading as mary poppins ? jamie : does n't make a lot of sense . di : i had already messed up so many lives . j.r. : that 's no excuse . jamie : when we were kids , you were all about the truth no matter what . what happened to that ? di : the truth ? after a while , i did n't know what that was anymore . dixie cooney did n't even seem to exist -- different face , different voice . i did n't look the same . i did n't feel the same . all i felt was cold fear . i did n't know who i was . i -- i was afraid that dixie had really died in that crash . i was afraid that i could n't be the woman you needed me to be . jamie : so you came here to spy on us ? di : no , i did n't mean for it to be like this . j.r. : what would you have done if tad had n't outed you ? di : i 'm not completely sure . j.r. : why do n't you allow me to take a guess , then . you would 've continued with this joke , continued living in this house , watching your grandson grow up , and your son missing you and grieving over you , and never saying a word , right ? oh , my god . you would 've left again . you 're not my mother . you can sing her songs , you can bake her cookies -- i do n't really give a damn . my mother would n't have done this to me . she would 've loved me . she would 've loved my son , and she would not have trashed our lives ! di : i know how hard it is . j.r. : you 're a fraud . leave . palmer : hear her out , j.r . jamie : give her a chance to explain . di : i wo n't even ask you to understand . i just -- i just thought if i came back here and everyone was happy and healthy , i thought it 'd be easier for -- i know , j.r. , how much you hurt after i died . adam : ca n't fault your research . di : i just wanted to see you . i ached to be near you . j.r. : so you applied for a job ? di : i can watch over my son and my grandson . i could share in your joy , help you , not hurt you , not rip you apart all over again . adam : oh , hypothetical hooey . you 're nothing but a fraud with a mediocre cover story . di : shut up , adam ! you know , tad bumped up the timing , but i had already decided to tell the truth . i could n't stand by and watch any longer , not after what i had seen . palmer : and what did you see ? adam : combination to the safe ? umbrella out of town with all you could carry ? di : i saw my son destroyed by you . [ scene_break ] krystal : i should be on my knees praying that dixie turns out to be a fake , some no - good fraud ready to shred lives and hearts for her own nasty reasons . and fast - forward nine years and nine months , and i 'm sprung out of here and into your arms . but that would n't be good for either one of us . tad : oh , honey , do n't do this now . do n't go into your act , please krystal : what act ? you see right through me just like i see through you . and i care about you too much to let you go on lying to yourself . tad : what are you talking about , lying to myself ? i know what i know . krystal : oh , ok . tad : it 's over . it has to be . krystal : so that 's it , huh ? what kind of pi are you anyway ? have you even interrogated the witness , huh ? have you scrutinized the evidence ? have you looked into her eyes , shone a light on her heart ? did you ever think maybe , just maybe , you need to dig a little bit deeper to get at the truth ? tad : the truth ? girlfriend , you been listening to me ? the truth just kicked me in the face . krystal : no . that was just the first wave . tad : oh , well , by all means -- krystal : no , no , you do n't know what 's coming next . take it from an expert , ok ? people do a lot of wack things to protect the ones that they love . you gave me a second chance . do n't you think dixie deserves one , too ? tad : you know , you 're the last person i should 've come to . you 're still trying to get rid of me . krystal : tad , i never had you . [ scene_break ] ryan : i am not calling any doctor . i made the right decision . erica : you 're giving in . ryan : i am not giving in . erica : you have no free will , you 're saying you have no choice , dna has sealed your destiny . and what about greenlee ? what about her dreams ? you just ended them without even consulting her . ryan : no , greenlee is with me now . we are in this together now . erica : you ca n't expect a woman to just give up her dreams of a child , of a family . that 's a life - altering decision . ryan : now , kendall said that greenlee would n't go quietly . if she or kendall said something to you , i would like to know what that is . [ scene_break ] greenlee : what are you waiting for ? go over there and kiss her . ethan : i 've had enough of being target practice for kendall . now , i 've discovered there 's a whole world of women out there who do n't shoot first and ask questions later . greenlee : where do you get off being all wounded and victimized ? you lied to her bigtime . when we were in that cave , we did n't know whether we were going to get out . and when jonathan said that he killed edmund , the look on her face ? everything she had , everything she believed in , wiped out by your lie . how did you expect her to react ? ethan : i told you , i was doing it to protect her . greenlee : you know what ? if i hear that out of a man 's mouth one more time , i 'm going to puke pea soup . maybe bianca has it right . what is wrong with you men ? you ca n't tell the truth , you ca n't be honest and straightforward . ethan : i call that experience . greenlee : why do n't we just agree that kendall was right to stab you in the back ? yeah , you know what ? and simone is not the ticket . ethan : she 's charming , she 's beautiful , she 's a lot of fun , and she does n't come with any sharp objects . greenlee : i 've done the ricochet romance before . you really want to hurt that sweet , young woman ? ethan : nothing could be further from my mind . simone ? simone : yes ? ethan : why do n't we go for a drive ? simone : oh , can i take my trophy ? greenlee : simone 's not going anywhere . we 're still on the clock . we 've got a deadline . ethan : well , it 's up to you . i mean , i am your boss , and i think i 'm still your boss . um -- we could take the top down , we could have -- it 's a beautiful day . simone : oh -- greenlee : boss , how many times are you going to use that one ? kendall and i own enough stock to make your life a mess , and we 'll use it . kendall : hey , i have nothing against bowlers , so bowl away . ethan : listen , there is a phenomenal restaurant , just opened in center city . if we leave right about now , we can -- greenlee : i need you , simone . simone : ethan , you mind ? i need to finish up a few things . ethan : not at all . bonus points for a wonderful employee . ok ? listen , i promise you i will call you , ok ? simone : ok . he 'll call . oh , no , no . the book said that if they say they 're going to call , they never do . greenlee : simone , what were you going to tell me before we got interrupted ? move it along . nothing to see . [ scene_break ] di : you 're in so much pain , j.r . j.r. : i 'm fine . di : the things it makes you do to yourself , to the others around you . i could n't stand by and keep quiet any longer . adam : i have been by my son when half the people in this town , including the people who cared about him , told him his child was dead . di : because you love him so damn much ? adam : yes . palmer : well , that sounds like our dixie . di : your love is a four - letter word for `` control . `` you 'd do just about anything to control j.r. -- make a mother go insane , turn him against his ex- wife and his brother ? j.r. : you 've been back in town for , like , what , an hour , and you 're already siding against me ? di : no , j.r . i 'm for you . i want to help you , but your revenge against babe and jamie -- it can only hurt you . adam : they got what they deserved . jamie : how did this miracle turn into an attack on us ? di : because that 's what adam teaches . you know , you should be very happy . j.r. is on the fast track to becoming you -- lonely and miserable and nasty . i wo n't let you do that to him . adam : j.r. , call the agency and get us a new nanny for tomorrow , hmm ? something -- something sane without a mommy complex . di : i wo n't let you destroy my son . that 's why i decided to tell the truth . j.r. : that 's just great . you come back to save me from myself . if i 'd been a good boy and ate all my vegetables , would you ride off into the sunset ? no , you 're no better than tad or krystal or babe or jamie . they all let me think that someone i loved was dead . and if my mother can do that , you 're dead to me , too . [ scene_break ] tad : why do you got to try so hard to push me in the arms of a dead woman ? krystal : i 'm not . tad : yes , you are . krystal : i 'm just stating a fact , tad . i never had you . i was just a placeholder for dixie . yeah , i mean , fine - looking and a good time and all , but i was really just a marker , nothing more . tad : what we had is as real as it gets . krystal : what i want you to do is this . i want you to get out of here , and i want you to sherlock the truth out of dixie . and one way or the other , you 're going to get your answer . tad : i do n't think i 'll like it . ok . but one way or another -- i do n't care what happens -- i 'm coming back . krystal : i 'm not going anywhere . tad : i mean it . you ca n't get rid of me that easy . krystal : lord knows i 've tried . guard : ok , enough with the pda . step back , both of you . krystal : you heard the lady . tad : yeah , i did . come here . remember what i said . no matter what happens , i will not forget about you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : what 's this big scoop you 've got on ryan ? kendall : i 'd hate for your bowling career to end before it starts . simone : there 's another woman . greenlee : what ? simone : it 's like this . you and ryan , kind of pretty rocky , all right , this whole baby / no baby thing ? so i flashed this idea -- you know , make you think that there 's this mystery woman , so that you 'll fight really hard to keep your hubster . greenlee : is she certifiable or is it just me ? kendall : card - carrying . i tried to warn you , but , nope , you had to hear it . greenlee : so who is this woman who was going to make me so possessively jealous ? simone : she 's exotic . she 's extremely sexy . me . greenlee : it must be really weird inside your head . simone : oh , you do n't even know . it 's like there 's two companies in there . one manufactures these crazy ideas , and the other one buys them , because they sound so good . something always goes wrong , and then the warranty wears off . j.r. : kendall ? i need to talk to you . in private . kendall : ok . all right , sure . simone : what was that about ? greenlee : who cares ? try not to come up with any more insane ideas . we 've got major planning to do to save my husband . [ scene_break ] erica : kendall has n't said a word . and greenlee ? i have no idea what her future plans are . i 'm trying to like greenlee . i just want you both to be happy . ryan : i know it 's going to be tough for greenlee , but i am going to do everything in my power to give her a perfect life . erica : without a child ? ryan , you ca n't expect her to just flip off the wanting - a - baby switch . i mean , it 's very hard for a woman not to want a baby , especially when she 's in love with a man as wonderful as you . [ erica and ryan hug . ] erica : if you need me , you know where to reach me . [ scene_break ] greenlee : we 'll break into the fertility clinic and snatch ryan 's baby - makers . simone : ok , ok . you know , this whole b & e thing -- my rap sheet 's pretty long already . greenlee : no , no , no , we wo n't get caught . i 've got it all figured out . there are only three possible ryans . we steal them all and go from there . [ scene_break ] kendall : listen to me . if you dragged me up here to slam on zach and ethan , i told you i would not talk about them , and i meant it . j.r. : i said i was your only friend . right now you 're my only friend . you got to help me . [ scene_break ] adam : before we throw a `` welcome home `` party , i would like a dna test . palmer : you have n't done one yet ? di : i 'll take it -- whatever you want , whenever you want . adam : the sooner , the better . palmer : is it really possible ? di : the dna test will prove it , uncle palmer . jamie : i do n't need tests . i need answers . i ca n't believe i 'm going to say this , but for once i 'm on j.r. 's side . i do n't get it . i do n't get how you could do that to him , to us , and especially my dad . tad : i 'd kind of like the answer to that one myself . [ next_on ] [ simone and greenlee break into the fertility clinic . ] simone : oh ! greg : who 's there ? who was that ? jamie : face it , adam . the mother of your son is back . kendall : go ahead and make it not true , but if you do , j.r. , your mother is truly dead to you . tad ( to di ) : look at me . you do n't get to run out on me ever again .
erica goes to talk to ryan to encourage him to reconsider his decision to never have kids . she tells him that he is not like his sick brothers or father and would be a good father and she tells him she made the same mistake he 's making by abandoning kendall and assuming miranda would be evil just because they were the children of a rapist . and she does n't want him to make the same mistake she made by assuming that he ca n't be a good father or that his child would be a sick person because of his biological family . but he 's still not convinced nor has any clue what greenlee is up to . greenlee wants to avoid her problems and urges ethan to apologize to kendall and get back with her . jr , adam , jamie , tad and palmer are all freaked by the possibility that the nanny might be dixie . tad reveals to krystal that even if she is dixie , he will never forgive her for what she did . krystal encourages him to try to understand that dixie had her reasons and forgive her .
joe : i got your page . jeff : actually , it 's my page . joe : good lord . good lord . ah ! so glad you 're here . [ scene_break ] lily : jonathan will be fine . soon we 'll go home and things will be good again . jack : lily , what are you doing ? i come here to find kendall , and i see you . what -- what -- did jonathan do something to you ? did jonathan hurt you ? lily : no , that 's an incorrect assumption , because you think that everything jonathan does is bad or wrong . my husband fell down . jack : could you give us just a minute , please ? lily : no , why do you want her to leave ? jack : because i 'd like to speak to you in private , lily . lily : amanda , do n't go anywhere . you and i do n't need to talk . you should leave . i do n't want you here . [ scene_break ] jonathan : [ normal voice ] my -- my head . erin : should i go get the doctor ? i could -- jonathan : i was in the park with lily , then the pain , dizziness and -- i blacked out . something must 've shifted . i mean , nerves , synapses -- i do n't know . and then i -- i woke up here , but i -- i really woke up . erin : yeah . jonathan : i 'm not wading through mental fog right now . i 'm not fighting to find the words to make a sentence . i sound -- erin , how do i sound ? erin : you sound -- like you . you sound like jonathan . you sound like the old jonathan . jonathan : could that happen ? erin : i do n't understand . jonathan : does it -- erin : i do n't know . jonathan : can that just go back to normal like the tumor and the surgery never happened ? oh , god , erin , i 'm not impaired . i 'm not challenged . i 'm back . [ scene_break ] [ courtroom buzzes ] adam : this is -- this is absurd . the da has dropped all charges . this is over . erica : my daughter will be heard . you ca n't stop it . mr. blaine : your honor , with all due respect -- judge : be quiet . [ courtroom quiets ] judge : this is my court . i will decide who will be heard . it 's a little late for a surprise witness . kendall : well , i 'm here now -- j.r. chandler 's real victim , kendall slater . the other victim , my son , could n't rush in to testify , because he 's an infant , and he 's still fighting for his life in an incubator . we 're the ones j.r. chandler almost killed . da : if i may , your honor , we would like to hear what mrs. slater here has to say . kendall : i 've got the goods , your honor . j.r. chandler told me everything . he confessed to me . you 're busted , j.r. nobody leaves this room until you pay . [ scene_break ] greg : one breath , one moment . one breath , one moment . [ greg screams when he sees his skeletal hands in a dream . ] [ scene_break ] adam : this is ridiculous , your honor . mr. blaine : if opposing counsel wanted to produce a witness , this is -- judge : everyone , sit down and shut up . kendall : j.r. chandler is a liar and his wife is a walking waste . if you do n't give a crap about the truth -- judge : watch your language . order . [ judge pounds gavel ] mr. blaine : look , if i may , your honor ? judge : make it fast . mr. blaine : my client 's deluded misstatement of guilt is obviously the result of alcoholic dementia and his wife 's admitted manipulations . he was obviously misled and mistaken when he apologized to mrs. slater . kendall : you mean that load he shoveled in front of my husband and my child 's father ? well , ok . you can lie about that one . babe can claim that she brainwashed j.r. 's drunken brain cells into the big apology number two -- that 's fine . i 'm here about his original confession to me and only me -- before j.r. even realized he was a suspect . your honor , j.r. chandler admitted that he lured his wife into a trap and almost killed me and my son , before jail and court and charges , before his idiot wife even knew what he 'd done . i heard them both . babe could n't have fed him any bs manipulation at that point . his confession then had to be the truth . i heard every word , j.r . it 's too bad for you i did n't die . [ scene_break ] jonathan : it started in new york when i got that guy away from lily . erin : yeah . jonathan : the pain was bad , it was real bad , but i was more scared than anything , because like you thought -- i mean , with the tumor back , when i turned into that -- that sicko , that thing that locked lily down in the cave , did all those horrible things , i mean -- lily , erin , of all people , lily -- erin : no , the cat scan came back clear , all right ? jonathan : `` perfectly normal `` ? erin : yeah , ok . so you remember the cave , you remember new york , you remember following lily . jonathan : every detail . erin : yeah ? jonathan : god . everything 's -- everything 's faster , sharper , clearer . erin : you married lily . jonathan : yeah . erin : yeah . jonathan : she married me . erin : when you were , you know , how you were and -- and now you 're -- you 're jonathan . i mean , god , if you 're back -- if you 're back , what happens to your marriage ? [ scene_break ] lily : jonathan 's my husband , and i wo n't listen to anything false or negative you have to say about him . jack : ok . i 'm sorry i jumped to conclusions . i -- i hope jonathan 's ok or will be soon . lily : thank you for being so helpful to me and jonathan and for being happy for us in our marriage . i 'll call you when i know how jonathan is . amanda : you need anything , lily , call me . that was stupid . i know better than that -- no hugging , no touching . just thank you , take care . jack : see you , amanda . amanda : all right . jack : this must be very difficult for you -- i mean , given jonathan 's medical history , everything he 's been through . lily : i worry for him . jack : you know , sweetheart , the doctors may want to keep him here for a while just -- just for observation . i 'd love it if you 'd come home in the meantime . we could catch up a little bit , spend some time . lily : my home is with jonathan now . [ scene_break ] erica : why is this even up for debate ? my daughter is the victim and she has crucial evidence . mr. blaine : oh , this is not an evidentiary proceeding , your honor . da : no , just a bait and switch on the client 's part . bianca : your honor , my sister came here from her hospital bed . mr. blaine : surely the district attorney does n't want my -- david : maybe you can share a cell with madden . one of you is bound to kill the other . the other will get life for murder -- win - win . babe : leave him alone . [ judge pounds gavel ] judge : this is a hearing , not a trial , and no one speaks unless i allow them to . bianca : sit down . judge : i have n't held mrs. slater in contempt , because i wanted to hear her out . now , i would like to hear her under oath . bailiff , swear in kendall slater . you may take the stand . [ scene_break ] lily : you want jonathan to be sick . you think if i 'm alone , i 'll turn back into a little girl that lives with you . jack : no , honey , i do n't think you 'll ever be a little girl again . but i will always love you , no matter how angry you get at me or how much we do n't agree . lily : well , jonathan and i have agreed to disagree . and he taught me that love is when you want someone else to be happy , and you do n't want me to be with jonathan , and that makes me happy . therefore , you do n't really love me . jack : huh . aidan : hey . lily , jonathan 's awake , and he asked to see you . lily : oh . thank you . aidan : apparently , lily 's joy is n't contagious , huh ? jack : you got me , aidan . i 'd rather see jonathan hit by a truck then have him spend one more day as my daughter 's husband . [ scene_break ] jonathan : lily and i are n't over , erin . we 've just started . and now -- now i can really support her . i mean , i -- not have to scrape by on minimum wage . forget the studio apartment . i -- i can give lily a home -- a yard and vacations , mit and grad school . i can -- i can support her and take care of her in so many more ways now , whatever she needs . erin : whoa . what about what you need ? though , i mean , things are different . you 're -- you 're different now . what was enough before -- it might not be enough now . jonathan : you mean sex . erin : you have changed , and lily has n't . jonathan : no , she has n't , you 're right . she 's still perfect . lily chose me , loves me . and i want to spend the rest of my life trying to deserve her . [ scene_break ] kendall : `` babe was supposed to walk through that door , not you `` -- j.r. 's words , an admission , a confession to clarify that he did it , no one else . j.r. arranged for his wife to meet him at the fusion construction area where the building supplies would topple over onto her head and take her down . he missed . he got me instead . he said it , i heard it . everything else here you heard today from babe and j.r. -- it 's just lies . mr. blaine : one question . judge : go on . mr. blaine : how exactly did you respond to mr. chandler 's alleged statement ? kendall : well , what do you think i did ? i freaked out . the guy was supposed to be my best friend , and to find out that he was the reason i had to fight for my life and my child 's life made me sick . mr. blaine : except i asked you what you did . what action did you take ? did you slap j.r. ? did you warn babe ? did you yell ? did you call a nurse ? did you call the police ? what exactly did you do ? kendall : well , i could n't exactly beat him senseless if that 's what you mean . i stayed in my hospital bed where j.r. put me . mr. blaine : more specifically , where you were in a coma , when you claim to have heard this -- a coma , being defined as `` a state of deep unconsciousness . `` your honor , the dreams of a comatose patient are not admissible evidence in this or any court . kendall : no -- you ca n't just blow this off . he confessed to my face , your honor . tell them the truth . [ scene_break ] lily : you 're awake . how do you feel ? jonathan : ok . hmm -- more than ok , lily . it 's -- it 's really amazing , actually . lily : you do n't even have to tell me . i can see for myself . [ scene_break ] jack : aidan , you once told my daughter that you were her boyfriend just to save her from having a broken heart . now , has she changed so much , is she so much stronger now than she was then ? aidan : maybe she 's always been strong , jack , and we just could n't see it . jack : is this about erin ? is erin the reason you 're all of a sudden jonathan lavery 's number one fan ? because i can remember a time when you wanted nothing more than to exact revenge on jonathan for his killing our friend edmund and your mate steve . aidan : well , things change . children become adults , and they fall in love , and they get married . jack : yeah , well , not everything changes . all those people that jonathan murdered -- they 're still dead . i 'm not sure at all about all this tumor stuff and all this wrongly prescribed antipsychotics or any other excuse that lavery 's tried to fly , but i am sure that he was a woman - beating , homicidal maniac . now , what assurances do i have that he wo n't one day be those very same things again ? aidan : did you see lily 's smile when i mentioned that jonathan was awake ? it lit up the room , even one with bad paint and fluorescent lights . jack : yeah ? well , that does n't exactly answer the question , now , does it ? [ aidan sighs ] jack : look , i know i 'm the bad guy , the one that does n't want to see lily happy , but let me tell you something , aidan . if one day you 're fortunate enough to be a father , you will choose safe over happy for your daughter every day of the week . aidan : if lily was my daughter , i would give jonathan a big thank - you , and i would mean it , because that man saved your daughter 's life . [ scene_break ] judge : counselors ? i want this mess cleaned up . do we have a case or not ? i 'm calling a brief recess while you figure it out . bailiff : all rise . kendall : hey . the judge ca n't just ignore me , right , and just -- and just believe those two ? i mean -- bianca : well , it may not be all his call . kendall : just because i could n't blast him does n't mean i did n't hear him . erica : we need some expert testimony on comas , doctors . i 'm going to make some calls . bianca : you actually remember hearing j.r. admit everything ? kendall : yeah . blah , blah , dixie , blah , blah , babe , blah , blah , almost killed me and my son . erica : did you hear anything else ? kendall : yeah , i heard other sounds and voices . ryan : this can not be good for you , all right ? you 're getting yourself all worked up . you need to rest . bianca : you -- you remember everything from your room ? kendall : if someone said it , i heard it . now , i know i do n't remember everything right now , but i will . zach : was anyone else there -- a nurse , orderly , anything that could 've heard something ? kendall : hmm . only babe . the pathetic skank who he tried to kill was the one who heard him confess . she 's -- i mean , she 's disgusting . why am i even surprised ? erica : yeah , as if that piece of trash has n't already hurt our family enough . kendall : well , if j.r. gets off , it 's on babe 's head . babe : i 'll be right back . j.r. : ahem . ryan : ahem . j.r. : kendall , please -- ryan : you know what ? you know what ? let 's do this another time , because i ca n't kill you in a courtroom , can i ? can i kill him in a courtroom ? zach : i think it 's ok . ryan : yeah ? j.r. : kendall , could you please hear me out ? [ scene_break ] babe : i remember this feeling . it still makes my stomach turn -- knowing that i 've let you down , that i 've done something that you 'll never understand and never forgive . bianca : all your promises to make things right , to make it up to me and my family , and this is what you do ? you 're lying to protect the man who almost killed my sister and her baby . babe : you and kendall -- you two , you have the fiercest love that i 've ever seen , the way that you stand up for each other , the way that she hates me because of what i did to you and how you clearly feel about what i 'm doing to her . look , i know that you are worried about your sister and her tiny little baby , but i promise you , bianca -- j.r. truly does love kendall and he would never purposely hurt her , so you do n't have to worry about her anymore . bianca : right now , i 'm worried about you . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i wish -- i wish that i could make this up to you and your son somehow , to make this better . kendall : there is a way . j.r. : name it . kendall : feel helpless and useless and terrified . ca n't move , ca n't speak , ca n't protect yourself from the freak who tried to kill you . feel your life slipping away and there 's nothing you can do to stop it . and the fear , j.r. , the pure terror that you will never see your child . j.r. : i do know that fear . kendall : well , feel it again , j.r. feel it from inside a cell for the next 5 to 10 years like you were supposed to , and when that 's over , when you 're done , you feel it some more . that 's what you can do for me . j.r. : my son needs me . ryan : wow . well , my son needs tubes , oxygen , and an incubator to stay alive . it 's not over for us , so it 's not over for you , j.r . i mean , i -- i get it . it was an accident . you accidentally almost killed kendall and , you know , accidents happen , man . you know , like maybe janet dillon will accidentally get out of oak haven . you remember her , do n't you ? maybe then you 'll know what fear feels like . j.r. : it should 've never happened . erica : oh , you got that right . you and your wife , j.r. , you 're as guilty as sin . [ scene_break ] julia : i 'm sorry i 'm not going to be able to stay for the judge 's ruling . jamie : you heading out ? julia : i have some things i have to take care of . jamie : i hear you . [ scene_break ] david : i 'm dr. david hayward . i can testify to kendall 's cognitive capabilities . just put me on the stand , and j.r. will do time . da : dr. hayward , you have been on the wrong side of the court way too many times for anyone to listen . david : moron . i 'll just have to do this myself -- like everything else . [ scene_break ] babe : you 're worried about me ? bianca : have you totally spaced on the last two years ? j.r. lied , schemed , set you up , drugged you . you ended up in the hospital , then he put me in the hospital . he -- he bashed his brother in the skull with a pipe , and -- and then got him knifed . and now he almost killed my sister and her baby , and do n't lie to yourself , babe , he was after you . he wanted you dead . i do n't know how you can protect somebody who would do that to you . babe : i 'm not . i hate that person as much as everyone else does . i 'm doing it for someone else -- for my son . and for the man that i met in san diego , the one who could love and talk and be open and trust . bianca , he 's been trusting me the last few days . the look in his eyes , it 's the real j.r . bianca : there 's only one j.r. , babe . the one guy that -- love , hate , good , evil -- it 's one person , the guy who will love you one day and try to kill you the next . if you think that we 're talking about more than one person , you 're delusional . babe : and i know that i may sound that way and that i may sound or seem desperate , desperate because i want j.r. to be decent , but i 'm not delusional . i can grasp reality , and i am . bianca : ok , prove it . babe : ok , would -- would the j.r. who did all of those awful things -- would he admit to it ? that right there , to me , is proof . bianca : he 's found a way to weasel out of attempted murder charges -- that 's the j.r. we all know . babe : and last night he held me for the last time , because he knew today he was going to prison . bianca : so why is n't he ? babe : because i asked him to . because -- because i begged him to plead not guilty . i asked him to stay free for little adam and for me . bianca : you actually want your son to be around that violence and anger ? babe : that ca n't be in him anymore . that -- that ca n't be who j.r. is . look , i -- i know that you ca n't see it yet , but he is a good man , he 's really trying to be . and if he goes to prison , he 's just going to be hateful again or he could die , and i ca n't take that chance . bianca : how can you give a damn about him ? babe : how can you even give a damn about me ? bianca : i guess we 're -- we 're both trying to sort things out today . babe : and one of us is incredibly grateful . thank you for caring about me , bianca . thank you with all my heart . [ scene_break ] dixie : look , zach , you 're a wonderful man . zach : i thought we were friends . why are you lying to me now ? dixie : i -- i know you 've already done so much for me already . zach : you 're welcome . dixie : i just need to ask you one more favor . zach : junior 's not going to get away with what he did . dixie : he 's my son . zach : he almost killed my wife . dixie : look , do you remember when we first met , and we were standing by your son 's grave ? and do you remember what you told me , how you wished that you had tried more , that you had been able to do more for him ? if only you 'd had that chance . zach : but i did n't . dixie : but i do . do you understand that ? i do , and i have to grab it . i 've already let him down a thousand times . i have to do everything that i can to help him now . zach : good luck . excuse me . dixie : zach , listen to me . you have every right to want to go after j.r. do you hear what i 'm saying ? i understand . all i 'm asking you is please do n't . please do n't hurt my son . tad : dixie ? the judge is back . [ scene_break ] lily : you look better . do you see it , too ? erin : yeah , i do . jonathan : i feel different . lily : does this mean no more headaches or dizziness ? jonathan : no more . lily : i 'm glad -- for you and me . my dad said that if you stayed here for a while , that i should go home . but i told him that my home is with you -- which can be here for a few days . i can sleep on the chair , and they 'll have to let me , because i 'm your next of kin , your wife . is n't that so exciting ? and when we get home , i can take care of you . with anyone else , i would be worried or frightened , but you make me so confident . i can do things for you , because we match , we 're the same . [ scene_break ] aidan : do you have any idea what lily went through when she was in new york ? while you were here ranting about evil jonathan , lily got picked up by a real predator . your perfectly normal , everyday serial killer guy who fed her alcohol , conned her , and tried to rape her . now , jonathan barged in and saved your daughter 's sanity , and he took a knock over the head while doing so , one that he 's still feeling the effects from . so the guy that you want knocked over by a truck is the guy that saved your daughter 's life , and he 'd do it again in a heartbeat . jonathan would do anything for lily , because he loves her . [ scene_break ] lily : i never thought i would match anyone so well . but you and i , we fit together very nicely . do n't you think ? and when we said `` till death do us part , `` i assumed that we 'd have many decades to spend fitting together . so i 'd like it very much if you would n't die or go away or change before our time is up . erin : no , lily , change -- it can be wonderful . i mean , look -- look how love changed both of you . you grew , you 've gotten closer , you know ? change -- it can be an amazing gift . lily : yes , we 've changed and grown together . and now we fit perfectly . any more changes , and we would n't fit , and i do n't want that . do you ? [ jonathan shakes his head . ] lily : change is difficult for me . but i can handle a little bit , as long as you and i stay the same . [ lily bends down and gives jonathan a gentle hug . ] jonathan : you hugged me . lily : i did . it felt good . but you still look different -- your eyes . and the creases in your forehead are gone . it 's like you 're rested , and everything 's better now . erin : you know him so well , lily . i -- it 's very clear that you love him no matter what . jonathan : [ as old jonathan ] hmm -- no more headaches , lily . i 'm fine . i -- i really am . and my cat scan ? dr. -- dr. josh said that it 's perfectly normal . erin : oh -- jonathan : not -- i 'm no tumor in me . there 's -- there 's nothing bad in me at all . erin : jon -- jonathan , maybe -- maybe you need some rest , some time . i do n't -- or -- or maybe we could wait to see if the doctors -- jonathan : no , erin , i do n't need any rest . but , lily , you -- you must be tired . lily : i am , but i 'm very excited that you 're ok . jonathan : me , too . me , too . hmm -- you have n't eaten all day -- your -- your schedule . aidan , can -- aidan : i 'll take care of it , i 'll take care of it . why do n't we go to the cafeteria and get something to eat , huh ? want to come with me ? lily : oh . we 'll be right back . jonathan : please , get something to eat , ok ? lily : ok . erin : jonathan ? [ jonathan sighs ] erin : oh , god , are -- are -- are you -- jonathan : [ normal voice ] yes , erin . yes , i 'm still here . [ scene_break ] joe : did erica give you those answers you wanted about your father ? josh : the woman has a death grip on her secrets . joe : sorry to hear that . must be very frustrating for you -- and unfair . josh : yeah , well , she gave me a piece of advice i might actually listen to for once . joe : really ? what did erica say ? josh : sometimes it 's better not to know . [ scene_break ] erica : he ca n't get away with what he did to you , and he wo n't . da : your honor , given these new developments , we are unable to continue with our case against mr. chandler . judge : no one won here today , least of all the court . case dismissed . [ judge pounds gavel ] bailiff : all rise . zach : easy . erica : criminal . vile . deceitful . disgusting . kendall : he did it . he won . jamie : you did n't bolt . j.r. : i did n't go to prison , either . jamie : the other thing -- i got it covered . j.r. : you wo n't have to . not now , not by yourself . jamie : you take care of your wife . i 'll take care of the rest . j.r. : no one 's cheering . i 'm not proud of what happened today . i know -- ryan : you know nothing . nothing , but i 'm going to tell you what i know . i know that you 'd be better off in prison . adam : are you threatening my son ? ryan : you see , actions have consequence , even for chandlers . it 's amazing to me that you two have n't learned that by now . tad : are you going to be ok with this ? can you make it work ? j.r. : i have to . [ scene_break ] kendall : so , you saw spike ? opal : hmm , yes indeed . his gorgeous cousin saw him , and miranda just ca n't wait to hold that precious bundle . erica : oh , and miranda will . this precious girl will on the very , very next visit , which wo n't be long . miranda : i want to get down . bianca : you know , i feel funny leaving now . it feels wrong with -- with j.r. free and the charges dropped . kendall : binks , you know we 'll miss you like crazy , but it 's ok to go . bianca : no , but everything is a mess . erica : yes . but do n't forget we 're kane women . we 'll straighten out this mess -- when the time comes . [ scene_break ] adam : to the heroine of the hour . you saved my son , and you kept this family whole . so i say we celebrate . how about -- well , pine valley ? the valley inn ? no , no , new york . no , no , better than that -- the chandler jet to carmel . what 'll it be ? krystal : how about we just take a little choo - choo ride with little a and give these two some time to talk ? adam : ah . you think it 's too soon to give that boy his own real train ? j.r. : hell of a day . kendall up on the stand , telling the truth . you saving my life with a lie . do you regret it ? babe : no . but i have no clue what comes next . do you ? j.r. : not a clue . [ scene_break ] lily : jonathan looks very healthy now , not like at the park at all . aidan : that 's because you 're the best medicine . you did the trick . lily : i 'm not his medicine . i 'm his wife , which i 'm very happy about . maybe his headaches are finally gone for good now . [ scene_break ] erin : jonathan , how long do you think that you can pretend that you 're -- you 're still -- jonathan : cognitively impaired ? erin : i -- i mean , the fact that you even know what those words are is -- yikes . well -- um -- you know lily trusts you , and you can not lie to her . jonathan : did you see that hug ? erin : yeah . jonathan : lily 's the bravest person i know . erin : yes . so when are you going to tell her ? jonathan : never . never . i love her . [ erin sighs ] jonathan : she loves me , but she loves me the way that i was . erin : you -- which you are n't anymore . jonathan : if lily does n't want me to change , then i will not change . all that matters to me is lily 's happiness , erin , and i will be the man that she needs me to be . [ scene_break ] joe : josh , got a minute ? josh : absolutely , dr. martin . joe : someone i 'd like you to meet . josh , this is my son dr. jeff martin . and , jeff , our most promising intern since you walked these halls -- josh madden . josh : good to meet you , dr. martin . [ scene_break ] disguised voice : dr. madden ? did you enjoy your nap ? what ? no `` hello `` ? i was waiting all day for our chat . i 'm hurt . greg : just shut up , inane recording . you waste my breath , you waste my energy . disguised voice : wrong , dr. madden . it 's me , your host , alive and in person . [ next_on ] j.r. ( to babe ) : help me find us again . jonathan ( to erin ) : promise me you wo n't tell my secret . jeff ( to erica ) : josh may not be part of your life , but he could be part of mine . greg : aah ! disguised voice : if you have any last words , now would be a good time to say them .
after jr has pleaded innocent and babe has dropped the charges against him , the prosection gives up and the judge dismisses the case . this makes everybody very upset except for babe , dixie and adam . kendall takes the stand and says she knows that jr confessed to her that he intended to kill babe and she unfortunately got caught in the cross fire . and that is why she and her baby almost died . but her testimony is discredited because she was unconscious and unable to have heard him tell her that . bianca urges babe to know that jr will never change if he keeps getting away with his crimes . but babe tells bianca that she wo n't give up on him or take little a 's father from him . when babe , jr , krystal and adam return home , adam is happy and wants the four of them to go on a trip and celebrate . nobody else is celebrating however . jr is not happy even though he got away with attempted murder . dixie is still adamont that her son deserves another chance . but kendall and her family and everybody else believes that jr belongs in prison after what he did .
[ the basement door creaks open shining light on the captive j.r. and amanda ] ] adam : your father wo n't pay your ransom . j.r. : you 're lying . adam : chandler , sr . , says you 're not worth anything to him . he does n't care if you live or die . j.r. : you ca n't just leave us down here . no , you ca n't leave us down here ! [ scene_break ] [ greenlee 's dream ] greenlee : why are you all here ? kendall : we 've tried everything , greenlee , everything to get through to you . annie : you do n't listen . you refuse to listen . ryan : we 've moved on , greenlee . greenlee : i deserve to be happy , too . kendall : you just wo n't accept it . we have new lives now . zach : new families . you leave . greenlee : i 'm not going anywhere . ryan : do n't make us force you , greenlee . zach : either you leave , or we make you leave . [ everyone presses against greenlee until she falls off fusion 's roof ] greenlee : no , no , no ! [ scene_break ] [ erica 's dream ] judge : ms. kane , mr. montgomery , your divorce is now final . congratulations . erica : is it too late ? judge : america has voted . their verdict ? ms. kane , you must stay away from mr. montgomery for the rest of your life . no contact whatsoever . [ judge pounds gavel ] [ scene_break ] [ holding her baby girl , krystal sings ] krystal : ♪ stars shining bright above you , night breezes seem to whisper `` i love you , `` birds singing in the sycamore tree , dream a little dream of me . say nighty - night and kiss me . just hold me tight and tell me you miss me . while i 'm alone and blue as can be , dream a little dream of me . da - a - dee da - da - da - da dee - da ♪ [ tad sits on the steps and looks into the camera ] tad : hey . krystal : ♪ a da - da - da da - da ♪ tad : i was tossing and turning . not the good kind , either . no , i just ca n't sleep . you ? well , what are you going to do ? normally , it is the time of night that that kind of thing happens , is n't it ? krystal : ♪ da - dee - da - da - da ♪ tad : you look in the darkness , you visualize your own dreams . or maybe you do fall asleep , nod off and get whisked away to some fantasy dreamland you have absolutely no control over , you know ? a paradise full of beautiful women , and you 're the only guy . and , well , you -- you do n't want to brag , but the natives need your attention , you know what i 'm saying ? or maybe -- maybe you 're not so lucky and it 's some personal hell that only that late - night burrito can cook up . and when you wake up , it 's always in a cold sweat . and you swear you 're never going to fall asleep again . or maybe you 're really lucky , and you roll over . you bury your face in the pillow , willing that dream to come back . you know , the special one . even for a few more precious minutes . no , the line between fantasy and nightmare is a tight one . i should know , because i 've been walking it for years . i mean , think about it this way . even though you know somewhere in the back of your head that it 's not really real , right ? i mean , you 're not really in barbados . you 're not really trapped in that elevator or , god forbid , it 's a small world after all . you 're not standing naked backstage at your high school reunion . you could be . i mean , everyone 's in the same boat , right ? everyone is just a few nights away . a few decisions , a couple of mistakes , one lucky move or two . no , those fears and dreams , they 're born from something real . all the hopes and the fears , the frustrations , everything that runs in the background as you go about your day . krystal : ♪ da - da - dee da - da - da - da ♪ tad : we 're just living our lives . yeah . just praying our nightmares never come to pass and praying all our dreams do . krystal : ♪ sweet dreams till sunbeams find you , sweet dreams and leave our worries far behind you , but in your dreams whatever they be , dream a little dream of me . da - da - da - da - da ♪ [ scene_break ] [ music plays in erica 's dream ] josh : good evening , ladies and gentlemen ! and welcome to `` erica kane 's million dollar man countdown . `` kendall : you followed the story on tv and read all about it on the internet . just who is this man who offered a cool million - dollar charitable donation for our mother 's divorce to become final ? josh : you 've seen erica invite this man to reveal himself . tonight , ladies and gentlemen , that man has finally come forward . kendall : but not just one man . [ audience gasps ] josh : are here tonight , competing for the chance to become erica 's next husband once the divorce is final . and the minutes -- [ clock ticks ] josh : are ticking down . erica , are you ready to meet your future mr. kane ? erica : i 'm ready . [ applause ] josh : meet william bates , america 's richest man , developing the world 's most popular software in existence . kendall : not only that . he donates millions of dollars to charity each year . erica : i ca n't believe you 're here . william : the most desirable woman on the planet ? how could i not be ? josh : bill , what would you like to say to erica ? william : your photo is on my screensaver . you wo n't regret choosing me . erica : i am so flattered . thank you for participating . [ applause ] kendall : we 've got for you suitor number two . mother , meet robert canyon , a well - known political figure . he is currently running for the president of the united states of america . robert canyon is campaigning for erica kane . robert : when i look at the qualities that you want in a husband , i think about honesty , trust , a strong bond . i can be that man for you , erica . i can be your match . josh : take the prize or move to door number three , erica . kendall : our final contestant for erica 's lucky number 11 wedding . [ applause ] kendall : known as mr. mcdreamboat on a very popular hospital tv show -- mother , if you do n't want him , i 'll take him . [ audience laughs ] josh : known for his charm as much as his great hair -- mr. mcdreamboat : i 'm not going to throw a lot of words at you , erica . i 'm prescribing an immediate engagement . a huge wedding , stat . erica : what a fabulous offer . josh : it 's time to make your choice , erica . who will replace jackson as your next husband ? jack : stop the clock . [ music and clock stop ] jack : she 's already chosen . [ as jack kisses erica , the phone rings and wakes her up ] krystal : sweet dreams that leave all worries erica : hello ? jack : i know you 're thinking about me , too -- and our kiss . krystal : whatever they be dream a little dream of me [ scene_break ] [ carrying her coat and large purse , julia walks into wildwind 's living room where jamie and jonathan are asleep with the tv on ] actor : you around front , i 'll take the back . second actor : what if he has guests ? first actor : surprise is our best bet . [ door opens and footsteps sound ] actor : clear . second actor : lapd . first actor : they 're not here . second actor : they have to be . first actor : the place is empty , man . second actor : find them . [ julia picks up the remote and changes the channel ] tv anchorman : the forecast -- showers and thunderstorms today with strong south -- [ finally julia settles on a channel showing a sonogram photo of a baby ] man : at 28 weeks , brain surface convolutions begin . the fetus weighs approximately 2.4 pounds . julia : it 's really happening . i 'm having a baby . jamie : i 'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this . i do n't see a baby . julia : what are you talking about , doctor ? jamie : you imagined it . you 're not pregnant , there is no baby . julia : how do you explain this ? jamie : i do n't know . indigestion ? i got to go . julia : doctor , where are you going ? jamie : study . play some poker . get a life . julia : jamie ? man : finally , at 40 weeks , a healthy baby is born to the happy mother and father . the average baby weighs about 7 1/2 pounds and is 21 inches long . [ upset , julia turns off the tv and leaves the room ] [ scene_break ] [ `` dream a little dream of me `` plays during jonathan 's dream ] lily : hello , jonathan . jonathan : i 'm rebuilding our tree house . we can put it near your hollow tree . lily : what for ? jonathan : for whatever you want . you can use it to get away from the noise or the people . lily : i do n't need a tree house . and i do n't need sunglasses or a handkerchief or earmuffs . all i need is you . [ lily kisses jonathan ] jonathan : ava ? lily : i 'm not ava , i 'm lily . jonathan : i do n't get it . lily , you do n't -- you do n't like to be touched . lily : ava taught me how to touch . [ while he and lily are kissing , jonathan suddenly wakes up very disappointed ] [ scene_break ] [ annie 's dream ] annie : oh ! ryan : you do n't -- you do n't understand , baby . being with you , i understand now why i waited so long to get married , why i had to walk away from every other relationship , why i could truly never love anybody else other than you . because i was waiting for you , my one and only wife . the only -- the only woman that i could ever truly love . my heart belongs to you . annie : you are the only man i have ever loved . you are the only man i could marry . you are my past and my present and my future . and one day , i will hold our child in my arms , look down on her , and know that she was created with love . ryan : she ? annie : our first child will be a little girl . i just know it . ryan : let 's name her emma . [ as krystal hums `` dream a little dream of me `` , annie turns over and puts her arm around ryan ] krystal : ♪ dream a little dream of me ♪ [ scene_break ] [ kendall 's dream ] kendall : thank you ! thank you , everybody , so much for coming . so , this week , fusion has become the number - one selling cosmetics brand around the globe ! [ applause ] greenlee : all thanks to her . kendall : and her , of course . we could not be the international presence that we are without my lovely partner . she gives me style , clearly , energy , and a big old headache . greenlee : well , i could never have done it without her . kendall is dynamite , brilliant , and a big fat pain in my ass . kendall : oh , thank you . i would also like to thank my amazing husband , zach , and our dear , close , family friend , ryan lavery . child : mommy , mommy ! kendall : whoa ! greenlee : and make way for her biggest supporters ! kendall : my son , spike , and my lovely daughter , amelia -- my true inspirations . [ everyone applauds as an older spike runs into ryan 's arms and zach picks up his daughter , amelia , while kendall and greenlee hug . ] [ scene_break ] [ `` dream a little dream of me `` plays as greenlee dreams ] ryan : having my first child is the absolute best present that you could ever possibly give me . you do n't understand . i want to renew my vows over and over and over and over . i want to give you a life of love and adventure and surprises . greenlee : i love our life together . and i love the family we 've created . kendall : spike misses his mommy . here 's baby spikey . here you go . here 's mommy . all right . greenlee : oh . kendall : you 've been so amazing to me , greenlee . i feel so lucky to have you . greenlee : thank you , kendall . thank you for being here . kendall : i only hope that my baby will turn out as beautiful and perfect as yours . ryan : i never knew it could be this great -- being a father , having kids to come home to , play catch with in the backyard . you turned me around , greenlee . greenlee : you will be the greatest father to our son . and to all the children we 're going to have . ryan : i love you . i love you and our son . [ as ryan kisses greenlee , he and the baby disappear ] greenlee : ryan ? ryan ? spike ? ryan ? ryan ! spike ? kendall ? where are you ? do n't leave me ! do n't leave me alone ! ryan ! ryan ! oh -- [ the sound of greenlee crying in the night wakes up kendall and annie ] ryan : what is it ? annie : did you hear something ? zach : you all right ? is it the baby ? what 's going on ? kendall : no , i -- i thought i heard somebody crying . i do n't know , i guess it was just a dream . zach : go back to sleep . come on . kendall : ok . [ as krystal hums `` dream a little dream of me , `` greenlee pulls her blanket closer and continues crying in her bed ] greenlee : oh -- krystal : ♪ dream a little dream of me ♪ [ scene_break ] adam : you 're not my son . you 're nothing . you do n't deserve the chandler name . j.r. : i 'm not your son . i 'm not a chandler . i do n't want to be a chandler . i 'm going to change my name legally . it 's time i acknowledge who i really am , who i 've been all along -- a martin . tad : he 's a martin . j.r. : you 're a martin . little adam : i 'm a martin , too . [ in j.r. 's dream , he joins joe , tad , and jamie in a little song - and - dance act using black canes and hats ] j.r. : [ irish accent ] ♪ my name is martin , and i 'm proud to say the martins are special in every way ♪ tad and j.r. : ♪ anywhere you go , you 're going to see a member of the martin family tree ♪ all : ♪ everybody wants to be a martin . we 're so wonderful , original , and true . everybody wants to be a martin . do n't you wish that you could be one , too ? oh , do n't you wish that you could be one , too ? ♪ krystal : hold up , boys . what about us ? colby : we 're martins , too ! j.r. : come on , colby . five , six , seven , eight -- [ everyone joins the act , even baby jenny wearing a cute little back hat of her own ] all : ♪ everybody wants to be a martin . we 're so wonderful , original , and true . everybody wants to be a martin . do n't you wish that you could be one , too ? oh , do n't you wish that you could be one . join the martin family . come and join the martin family . join the martin family . come and join the martin family ♪ krystal : ♪ join the martin family ♪ joe : ♪ come to join the martin family ♪ all : ♪ join the martin family . come to join the martin family . join the martin family . why do n't you join the martin family ? join the martin family . come to join the martin family . join the martin family . come to join the martin family . come to join the martin family . join the martin family . join the martin family . come to join the martin family . join the martin family . join the martin family . come and join the martin family ♪ [ the happy song slowly turns eerie as adam dreams that j.r. is lying on the floor with blood dripping out of the side of his mouth . suddenly , adam wakes up and calls out for his son . ] adam : j.r. ! [ scene_break ] [ jenny cries ] colby : oh . krystal : oh . colby : and how 's our baby doing ? krystal : oh , she is one colicky little baby , that 's for sure . babe : think we can survive on two hours of sleep ? [ jenny continues crying ] krystal : oh , i 'll tell you what . we walk and we rock -- babe : yeah , we swing and we sing all night long . krystal : yeah . well , it 's not going to be the first time i saw the sunrise from that window , that 's for sure . babe , you go on to sleep . i got it covered . babe : oh . krystal : now , colby , good night . colby : no , no , no , i 'm going to stay . i can totally help . krystal : no , you 've got school tomorrow . you got finals , do n't you ? colby : yeah , but a little coffee , and i am perfecto , ok ? babe : no , really -- colby : all - nighters are my -- babe : stop . do n't worry about it . i 'm going to be up . you need to be studying . colby : no , it 's one night . i 'm fine . [ krystal sighs ] krystal : ok . you can stay . but we 're going to do shifts , and i 'm going to go first , so you two go to bed , ok ? babe : ok . colby : ok . krystal : hurry up before i change my mind . babe : hmm . krystal : ♪ stars shining bright above you , night breezes seem to whisper `` i love you , `` birds singing in the sycamore tree , dream a little dream of me . say nighty - night and kiss me , just hold me tight and tell me you miss me . while i 'm alone and blue as can be , dream a little dream of me ♪ [ krystal hums as someone knocks on the door ] krystal : what the devil -- adam : krystal -- krystal : what do you want ? adam : i need -- i need to talk with you , to hear your voice -- to be with you . krystal : and why should i believe you ? adam : i 've made so many mistakes . and i regret every one of them . but please believe me , i love you . i always have , and i always will . [ when krystal removes the chain from the front door , adam enters her condo ] adam : thank you . oh , no , no . i 'm not going to hurt the baby . she 's beautiful . she looks just like her mother . krystal : what are you pulling ? adam : no , i 'm not pulling anything . it 's my heart , krystal . it 's in terrible shape . the only thing that would help my heart is you . my heart needs you . i need you . i still love you , krystal . i always will . always . my heart needs you . adam 's voice : i need you . [ adam suddenly disappears and krystal finds herself alone again ] krystal : yes , dream a little dream of me . oh , god help me , jenny . i ca n't get adam chandler out of my mind . [ krystal hums `` dream a little dream of me `` as she turns out the light and goes to bed ] [ scene_break ] [ as michael kisur sings `` undefeated , `` colby takes her turn walking the baby while thinking of sean locked up in jail ] ♪ if we want it to be , then it will be , and i know you want it like i want it . what are we doing here ? and why is the road so unclear ? all that we needed we needed from us . is that not enough ? if you hear my words in the wind , then you know i 'm coming back again . nothing 's going to keep me from you . if you feel the beat of my heart , stronger every day , everywhere you are , love has got me fighting for you . and love is undefeated . if you hear my words in the wind , then you know i 'm coming back again . nothing 's going to keep me from you . nothing 's going to keep me from you . if you feel the beat of my heart , stronger every day , everywhere you are , love has got me fighting for you , and love is undefeated . undefeated ♪ [ scene_break ] [ when it 's babe 's turn to take care of jenny , she lays the baby down in the cradle ] babe : good night , jenny . sleep . dream . you 're going to be all grown up before you know it . then you 'll be in school . and you need to remember to soak up all the learning that you can while you 're there . it may not seem all that important , but that diploma is more than just a piece of paper . [ music plays as babe imagines herself at her graduation ceremony ] babe : success is n't the 3 rs . it 's about the 3 bs . live by the 3 bs , and you will do great things . you will be successful . and you 'll enjoy the heck out of life . be present , be honest , be passionate . [ applause ] babe : oh -- jamie : i am very proud of you , babe . babe : thank you for all of your help , because i would n't be here without you . jamie : no , no , no , this was all you . and i loved your speech , by the way . i plan to live by the 3 bs from now on . babe : huh . [ as jamie pulls babe to him and kisses her passionately , he wakes up and thinks of her ] krystal : ♪ say nighty - night and kiss me , just hold me tight and tell me you 'll miss me . while i 'm alone and blue as can be , dream a little dream of me ♪ [ scene_break ] [ krystal 's voice hums `` dream a little dream of me `` ] tad : hey , morning . [ irish accent ] would you like a cup of joe ? [ normal voice ] no ? no problem . it 's just as well , because i make lousy coffee . you know , it 's funny . after our talk last night , i had a dream , you know ? about my daughter , kate . actually , who am i kidding ? it 's the same dream i have every night . there 's a knock at the door . i open it . she 's standing there . she throws her arms around me and says `` daddy , i 'm home . `` and i know it 's her , because i can see dixie in her eyes . and then i wake up , like every other morning , and i do n't have my daughter back . i 'm helpless . powerless . because i have n't got the slightest idea of how to make my dream come true . [ scene_break ] [ krystal finally stops humming and picks up the newspaper at her door ] krystal : oh . hmm . colby : oh . i need to stop at home and check on dad . krystal : bye . babe : good morning . so the pirate treasure is right here . is it right here ? little adam : no . babe : what did you do with it , huh ? what did you do ? little adam : it 's in that chair . babe : it 's in the chair , really ? [ babe giggles ] little adam : yes . babe : do you miss your daddy ? little adam : yes . babe : yes ? well , you know what ? he 's still on his trip , but i we 're going to hear from him soon , sweetheart . how about we draw him that picture today , ok ? little adam : yes . babe : ok . [ scene_break ] j.r. : oh . [ j.r. groans as he wakes up and stretches ] amanda : oh -- j.r. : good morning . at least , i think it 's morning . amanda : oh , we 're still here . oh , god . j.r. : yes , we 're still here . were you expecting someone else ? amanda : i do n't know how much longer i can take this . oh , god -- do they really think they can get away with this ? j.r. : yeah , i do n't have an answer for that . [ amanda sighs ] amanda : well , will we ever get out of here ? do you know that answer ? j.r. : we have to . [ j.r. kisses amanda reassuringly [ scene_break ] [ as adam thinks of his son lying dead on the floor , his phone rings ] adam : hello ? man : good morning , chandler . sleep well ? adam : where 's my son ? man : we 'll get to that . first , you pay up . 100 million wired to our account . you have 36 hours . adam : i ca n't get that kind of money together in 36 hours . man : you 're adam chandler . make it happen . if you do n't , your son is dead . [ phone disconnects ] [ scene_break ] julia : hey , kathy , we need to leave , honey . jamie : hey . i 'm sorry i fell asleep on the couch last night . julia : oh , no worries . i was wrecked after my shift . i went straight to bed . jamie : oh , well , then this is good morning and have a great day . jamie : what 's wrong ? julia : ahem . jamie , we need to talk about us . jamie : that 's not good . julia : oh , there 's my girl . kathy : ready ! julia : all right . well , let 's -- let 's go , huh ? we 'll talk later . ok . [ scene_break ] erica : no word yet from our million dollar man ? all right . i 've decided to go in a new direction -- for `` the new divorce . `` of course , it 's going to be as good as the other . yes , it 's going to grab ratings . it 's a wonderful idea . it 's a whole new twist . i want to give jack hope . [ scene_break ] ryan : oh ! oh , oh . [ ryan laughs as emma jumps on her parents ] emma : let 's get spike ! time for vacation ! ryan : oh . it is time for vacation , is n't it ? well , mommy and daddy are very , very excited , too . wow , that was something , huh ? annie : mm - hmm . ryan : ready to go ? annie : yes . [ scene_break ] zach : good morning , sleepyhead . how are you feeling ? kendall : what do you mean ? zach : well , last night you woke up . you thought you heard somebody crying . ring a bell ? kendall : oh . right . zach : who was it ? kendall : it was greenlee . zach : ahem . you let her get to you , and she 'll hurt you again . [ scene_break ] [ sitting on fusion 's rooftop , greenlee holds the petition seeking full legal custody of spike ] greenlee : last night was your wake - up call . [ next_on ] erica : what better way to show how much i really care about this man than to find the next mrs . right ? woman : i hope i 'm not too late . adam : how about a proposition ? zach : how much do you need ? adam : 100 million .
`` dream land ``
[ music plays ] tad : you know , last i checked , slow dancing is n't necessarily a crime . hey . remember me , your date ? liza : yeah . listen , honey , i 'm sorry . i got to go talk to colby . tad : liza -- liza : colby , honey ? colby : oh . can we at least wait till the song is over ? damon : it 's cool . we are not in any hurry . colby : so what is this , another lecture about damon ? liza : honey , i just want to know if you 've actually thought this whole thing through . colby : `` this `` ? like , meaning tonight ? liza : i just think that being with damon like that is -- it 's gon na mean something different to him than it does to you . colby : mom , i am really not doing this right now . damon : oh , man , this thing takes a really good picture . and the resolution . [ liza angrily smacks damon 's phone out of his hands ] [ scene_break ] frankie : all right , how about a round of drinks , ladies ? randi : check it out . krystal 's got all these specialty drinks named after p.v . legends . frankie : ooh , the myrtle martini , dixie daiquiri , palmer pomegranate passion . randi : what do you think ? madison : i 'll have water . randi : boo . that 's not fun . madison : i 'm just not really in a fun kind of mood . frankie : look , you ca n't think that what ryan did was because of you . madison : i know that . it 's not like i was surprised that he left with greenlee . randi : still , sucks that he did . madison : you know , i think after tonight , maybe i 'll just quit the whole dating game and join a convent . randi : you ca n't do that . madison : why not ? randi : because he could walk through that door any minute . [ scene_break ] david : you told him about erica ? greenlee : it 's something i needed to do . david : i 'm sorry . i -- i do n't know what 's going on here . ryan : really ? is that how you 're gon na play this ? david : all i know is that i was dragged down here for a second time today , and now suddenly -- ryan : suddenly what ? suddenly you 're being accused of murder ? david : that 's ridiculous . ryan : erica believed in you , hayward . she trusted you . jesse : ryan ! do you mind ? let me handle my business . now , if you ever want to see the light of day again , you need to tell me , right now , exactly what happened to erica and her plane . david : you do n't know what happened ? ryan : yes , we do . we know she got on a plane and that plane never landed . we know that . david : so that 's what greenlee told you ? jesse : planes do n't crash for no reason . this has got you smeared all over it . it reeks of you , david ! greenlee : that 's it . i want to talk to david -- alone . [ scene_break ] man : mr. montgomery ? jack : officer abrams , listen , thank you for meeting me here . any -- any new developments since we last spoke ? ofc . abrams : we have rescue teams actively searching for ms. kane 's plane . jack : good . thank you . ofc . abrams : you should know an unconscious jane doe was brought in . krystal : hey , that does n't mean it was her . jack : where was she found ? ofc . abrams : remote area of the mountains . jack : what kind of shape is she in ? erica . doctor : she had sustained severe head injuries , making her condition critical . jack : i 'd like to see her if i could . please . doctor : this way . krystal : you want company ? jack : no . i 'll be all right . [ krystal sighs ] [ scene_break ] ryan : do n't , greenlee , because david will manipulate you into shutting down , and then we will never find out what happened to erica . david : is that what you think , greenlee ? greenlee : if i do n't talk to david alone , i 'll have to call in my lawyers , and you 'll get nothing more out of me . ryan : jesse ? are you kidding me ? do n't let them do this . jesse : if they get a lawyer , we get nothing on the whereabouts of erica 's plane . ryan : greenlee wants to talk . i can see it in her eyes . greenlee : believe what you want to believe . [ scene_break ] jack : it 's not her . krystal : ohh . i 'm sorry , jack . jack : if it had been erica , at least i 'd know where she was and that she was still alive . krystal : do n't you give up hope , ok ? jack : yeah . krystal : we 're gon na find her . jack : yeah , yeah . listen , do you have any other unidentified patients that have been brought in ? doctor : a john doe was admitted a week or two ago . someone just left him in the e.r . he was in an accident of some kind . jack : where is he now ? doctor : up in icu . he 's been in a coma . he 's just beginning to regain consciousness . we have no idea what happened to him . jack : when was he brought in ? doctor : well , let me see . may 24 . jack : may 24 ? you 're sure about that ? krystal : wait . why ? what is it ? jack : that was the day that erica was supposed to fly home . [ scene_break ] randi : to new beginnings . frankie : hmm . cheers . madison : so who is this `` he `` you 're wanting me to wait for ? randi : the guy . you know , the guy who walks into your life and absolutely changes everything . madison : ok , did you hear me ? i 'm getting out of the dating scene . frankie : ryan 's not the only eligible man in pine valley . randi : exactly . madison : i have n't seen any others . randi : that 's because you have n't opened your eyes . but believe me , they 've seen you . madison : yeah , well , you do n't have to make me feel better . randi : i 'm not . i 've totally seen guys giving you that `` i 'm into you `` look everywhere -- at restaurants , at fusion , at photo shoots . frankie : yeah . and she would know because she gets that look herself pretty much from every guy in pine valley with a pair of eyes , do n't you ? randi : aw , baby , thank you . your eyes are the only ones i care about . frankie : oh , good answer . madison : can i leave now ? randi : no . get up and throw your bag or something . madison : what ? hey ! frankie : oop . singer : do n't know much about anything they all seem to believe i 'm just simply waiting for destiny [ scene_break ] tad : i 'm sure liza did n't mean it . damon : no , no , she never means anything she does . liza : he should n't have snuck up on me like that . colby : well , i thought you were gon na at last try with damon . liza : colby , he obviously does n't make it very easy . tad : all right , listen , i 'm sure it 's been a long day for all of us , so , consequently , we 're all a little sensitive because of it . right ? liza : so is it broken ? damon : nope . still works . even if it had broken , i still have everything backed up on my computer . so , no real loss . tad : hey , how about you honor me with a dance , huh ? liza : honey , the wedding 's been over for hours . tad : yeah ? there was a wedding ? colby : i 'm sorry about my mom . damon : no sweat . sooner or later , she 'll come around . tad : it 's kind of ironic , do n't you think ? liza : what ? what part ? tad : well , i broke things off between you and me , because i was determined to focus on damon . and now that i 'm determined to make things work between you and me , you have the same problem . liza : it 's different because colby -- tad : you 're worried about her . i know . but you know what ? all the worry in the world is n't gon na keep her from doing exactly what she wants to do . liza : great . makes me feel a lot better . tad : i 'm just saying . listen , i 'll make you a deal . if you can focus on me , and only me , for five minutes , i 'll give you a reward . liza : come on . what ? what kind of reward ? tad : [ french accent ] meet my challenge and find out . liza : ok , you 're on . [ tad hums ] damon : why are we still here ? i thought we were gon na , like , go home and be together . colby : i know . i know . damon : have you changed your mind about that , because i definitely have not . hmm ? hmm ? [ liza laughs ] tad : first , the dip . that is it . comme ca ? liza : oui . where did they go ? did you see where they went ? liza : did you see where they went ? tad : no . i was kind of busy kissing you . liza : honey , i got to go find them . tad : liza , look , the kids are old enough to make their own decisions . liza : yes , but they 're not old enough to make the right ones . tad , honey , i saw the text that came from colby 's friend , and i will be damned if i let damon or anyone else take advantage of her . tad : colby 's not gon na do anything she does n't want to do . liza : i 'm glad that you 're so sure of that . [ scene_break ] damon : let 's go back to your place , huh ? we could sneak into your room , take the back way . colby : uh - uh . are you kidding ? that is the last place i want to be . it 's like a big stick of dynamite . j.r. , scott , annie -- it 's just like you do n't know when it 's gon na blow . and marissa ? i ca n't even believe she moved back in . if it was me , i would never move back , no . damon : tad 's . we 'll go to tad 's . we can sneak into the man cave . it 's easy . colby : no , i think someone would -- someone would definitely catch us . damon : no , no . there 's a lock on the door now for privacy . it 's for privacy . colby : but , damon , do n't you think it 's kind of romantic here under the stars ? damon : yeah . colby : yeah . damon : it is , yeah . colby : oh -- oh . damon : what 's the matter ? what 's wrong ? what 's going on down there ? colby : oh , my flowers -- they got squished . damon : that 's fine . i 'll buy you more tomorrow . i promise . colby : that was some wedding , was n't it ? damon : was it ? colby : oh , yeah . it totally got to me . jake and amanda -- i mean , after all they 've been through , they finally find happiness . damon : yeah , i know . it 's great for them . colby : i wonder if amanda ever thought she 'd be happy with one person , you know , after all she 'd been through . i often ask that of myself . like -- like , am i damaged ? damon : hey , you are no more damaged than anybody else . colby : it 's just my life is just -- it 's full of chaos . damon : hey , what 's wrong with chaos ? chaos keeps things interesting . colby : but ever since my dad left , i just -- i feel lost . and i guess the wedding -- it kind of did something to me . damon : yeah , i see that , but what ? i mean , it 's not like you 're waiting for me to propose , right ? [ scene_break ] david : wow . huh . this is exactly what i was afraid would happen if you went to that wedding . greenlee : this has nothing to do with the wedding . david : really ? and where were you when you had this sudden urge to talk about erica ? greenlee : i did n't tell them that you did something to the plane . david : where were you ? greenlee : i was dancing with ryan . david : oh , right . of course , you were . greenlee : this is n't about him . it 's about erica and my father and the fact that i did n't want to live like this anymore : feeling like a murderer , because we kept them from looking for her . david : greenlee , you have n't done anything wrong . but now , thanks to lavery and all his pals who got you -- greenlee : stop it . i am not sorry for what i did tonight . david : ok . i wonder if you 're gon na still feel that if we go to jail . [ scene_break ] ryan : this was a mistake , jesse . by the time they get out here , we 'll have lost her . jesse : i doubt that . she 's pretty tough . ryan : no , no , no , hayward has got a hold on her , jesse . we 've both seen it . you 've seen it . jesse : ryan , i do n't have time to do this with you right now . i 've got to coordinate with the faa and the federal marshals to see if anybody 's got anything more on erica 's plane , ok ? do n't let him back in there . [ scene_break ] david : i had a dream last night . i was locked away in that cold cell , dreaming about erica . greenlee : what kind of dream ? david : i do n't know . i barely even remember it . i just remember waking up and feeling like -- like i missed her . greenlee : david . david : so you did n't tell them about -- about me paying the mechanic to sabotage the plane ? greenlee : no . david : why not ? greenlee : because you 're my husband . david : they 're gon na keep pushing you , greenlee . you have to know that . all ryan and jesse and jake have ever wanted to do was come between us . it 's the reason amanda invited you to be in the wedding party . it 's the reason lavery was teamed up with you . greenlee : maybe you 're right . but for a few minutes when i helped amanda find her ring and when i watched them exchange vows , i felt normal , like i belonged somewhere . david : i understand . greenlee : do you ? david : yeah , i do . i 'm used to everyone in this town hating my guts . but it 's not fair to you , and i 'm not gon na let you get hurt over this , greenlee . i promise you . and i 'm not gon na make you do anything that you do n't think is right . [ door opens ] jesse : time 's up . [ scene_break ] doctor : john doe 's been taken upstairs for tests . they 'll bring him down as soon as he 's finished . krystal : we 'll be right here . jack : thank you . [ krystal sighs ] jack : i know what you 're thinking . that i 'm just grasping at straws and i 'm just looking for any speck of hope that erica 's still out there and she 's not -- krystal : that 's not what i 'm thinking . when i was in africa with erica , let me tell you , i was sure she was not gon na make it . between the heat and the mosquitoes and the lack of a designer shoe store in the area , i -- really , i thought she would go all delicate flower on me and not even show up for those kids . but she was fierce . she was a warrior . she was just so determined and unstoppable . i got back from that trip thinking that woman can survive anything . jack : thank you for that . oh , my god . krystal : you know him ? jack : that 's erica 's pilot . [ scene_break ] randi : he 's totally interested . what you need to do is get up and introduce yourself . madison : i ca n't do that . randi : why not ? babe , did n't you say that guys love it when girls make the first move ? frankie : absolutely . it takes the pressure off . now , wait . why are we doing this again ? randi : because ryan left her hanging , and that 's not cool . madison : you know what ? what the hell . what more could i lose , right ? randi : that 's the spirit . frankie : madison north steps up to the plate , ladies and gentlemen . here 's the swing for the pitch . it 's a fast one . wait a minute . oh -- she swings , and contact , ladies and gentlemen ! the ball is out of the park ! we have a wild one , yes ! it 's a home run ! [ imitates crowd cheering ] randi : and that 's the way we do it , folks . [ scene_break ] damon : here . here you go . i did n't mean to throw them . colby : you seem freaked out . damon : what ? no , i 'm not freaked out . i 'm not . i 'm not . i 'm not . colby : i do n't want to get married now . it 's just the wedding made me think about things . damon : like what ? what ? colby : like my future , like the kind of life i 'd like to have . i 'd like to have a serious relationship . i 'd like to have a family of my own and my own house . damon : and that will happen . that will happen for you someday . but what does that have to do with tonight ? nothing , right ? colby : i do n't know , damon . i just want our first time to mean something . i do n't want us to be scared that someone 's gon na sneak up on us . damon : it does n't have to feel that way . colby : i just feel like it 's wrong and that we 're doing it just to stick it to my mom . damon : that 's not what it 's about for me . i just want to be with you real badly . colby : and i want to be with you , too . i just want to know that we have something stable and solid , and that we 're headed somewhere and that you will never leave me . [ damon sighs ] colby : i 'm sorry . damon : it 's ok . colby : no , no , i 'm sorry you 're mad at me now . damon : no , i 'm not . i 'm not mad . i 'm not . really . colby : really ? damon : really . colby : ok . damon : ok . [ colby snickers as they hug ] tad : liza , wait . damon : ooh . colby : ok , before you wig out , nothing happened . damon : no , colby and i were just talking -- about marriage . [ scene_break ] jesse : ok , sweetheart , you had your five minutes . now it 's my turn to chat with honest abe here . david : i 'll be ok . so will you . ryan : tell me he did n't get to you . greenlee , i get that you 're grateful to him . i understand that . i understand that he saved your life and he brought you back against all of the odds . i really do understand all of that . but it 's time now to see past that and see what he 's done to you since then . look what 's happened to erica . greenlee : why did you go to jake and amanda 's wedding ? ryan : because they 're my friends . greenlee : and what did you think when jake said that we 'd be walking down the aisle together ? ryan : well , i mean , initially i did n't really kind of see what was going on , but eventually it became clear that they were trying to do a little matchmaking . greenlee : so you were n't in on it , trying to get me to turn on david ? ryan : is that what he told you ? look , he can twist you around and make you think that he 's the only person that cares about you , greenlee . but you know that 's not true . you know it . [ scene_break ] jack : look , i do n't care how or why that plane crashed . all i want to know is where erica is , all right ? doctor : mr. montgomery , i -- krystal : jack , listen , i do n't think he 's in any condition -- jack : tell me where she is , ok ? tell me what happened to her . [ pilot groans ] jack : come on , please ! tell me how i can find her ! doctor : he has been unconscious for weeks . he does n't know who he is , let alone how he got here . jack : he was flying this damn plane , and he 's the only -- krystal : jack , come on , take it easy . jack : krystal , stay out of this , please ! doctor : hey , officer ? get him out of here . jack : oh , are you kidding me ? this is the one man that can help me ! ofc . abrams : come with me , please . pilot : erica -- [ scene_break ] david : i have no idea what happened to erica or her plane . jesse : really ? and how did your wife know about her plane going down ? david : lavery got greenlee all worked up , and he put words in her mouth . you know damn well he 'd do anything to nail me to the wall . jesse : yeah , well , he 's not alone in that . david : all right , you know , you have no proof that a crime has been committed . therefore , you ca n't hold me . [ scene_break ] ryan : greenlee , look at me . please , please look at me . [ greenlee sighs ] ryan : now , tell me -- tell me what you 're thinking . greenlee : i was just remembering last night at the casino -- you and me looking for the wedding ring , walking down the aisle together , even dancing at the reception . it was like everything was normal . what was all that ? ryan : that was you and me being real with each other for the first time in a very long time . that was about you being the greenlee that i remembered ; the one that i could trust that would do the right thing in the end . please do the right thing here , greenlee . if david does n't tell jesse what happened to erica , what he did to erica , then you have to . jesse : all right , mrs. hayward , you 're up . all right , greenlee , let 's start from the beginning , and , please , let 's try not to leave anything out . i need you to tell me exactly what you know about erica 's plane going down . [ slams door shut ] hey , focus ! greenlee : well , before she left pine valley , the two of us were in a really bad place . jesse : you want to describe this bad place ? greenlee : the competition between our product lines was heating up , and she sabotaged my chances of winning . jesse : so when erica left , did anybody hear from her ? did anybody know where she was headed ? greenlee : after a few days when there was still no word from her , i started to get worried , and i felt really guilty . jesse : about what ? about what , greenlee ? ! greenlee : my father . jesse : jackson ? greenlee : i knew how devastated he would be if he lost her . he loves her so much . jesse : so why the hell would you feel guilty about that ? greenlee : well , before she left , i privately wished that she would disappear and never come back . but then she did n't , and so then i told david that i was worried , that something was wrong . jesse : and how did he respond to that ? greenlee : he did some digging to find out what happened , more to give me some peace of mind . jesse : some digging ? greenlee : yes . and he found out that erica got on a plane in pigeon hollow . but the pilot never filed a flight plan and the plane never landed anywhere . jesse : so he just `` found out `` that this plane was missing ? greenlee : yes . and i felt horrible . i felt like by putting it out in the universe , that i was the reason that erica was gone . that 's why i told ryan i knew what had had happened , because i felt like my wish had come true . [ scene_break ] pilot : i was -- i do n't -- she wanted to go home . jack : ok , take it easy . what -- why did n't you file a flight plan ? pilot : there was no inspection . in the air , engine trouble . i did n't think we 'd survive . jack : but you survived . did she ? [ pilot faints ] [ scene_break ] liza : are you two out of your minds ? colby : will you chill out ? it was n't like we were planning to elope or anything . liza : what are you even doing talking about marriage ? colby : well , you should be happy we were n't have sex like you thought ! liza : ok , yes , i am . i 'm a little relieved . but now i 'm skeptical about why he even changed his mind . colby : he did n't change his mind . i changed my mind . if i 'm gon na do it , i want it to be something serious . liza : honey , honey , you are too young for anything serious . colby : i am ? liza : yes . colby : i 'm too young ? i am too young to have someone to hold onto , to have one person that wo n't take off , to have one person who i can count on ? [ scene_break ] damon : you guys following us now ? tad : no . i was following liza . liza was following you . damon : i was kind of hoping you would , like , keep her distracted and off our backs for the evening . tad : wait a minute . let 's get one thing straight , ok ? i am not with liza because i 'm trying to distract her from you or anybody else . i am with liza because i want to be with liza -- like you read about . and what about colby ? you care about her , right ? damon : yeah . what do you think ? tad : what do you mean , what do i think ? what do you think ? you starting mentioning marriage , what do you think she 's gon na think ? damon : no , that 's -- i 'm not walking down any aisle anytime soon , all right ? do n't worry . colby : will you take me home now ? damon : yeah , sure . liza : so what did he say ? tad : the good news ? i do n't think you 're gon na have to buy her a bride 's dress anytime soon . liza : oh , tad , she 's been hurt so many times . i just -- so many people have let her down , and i 'm right there on the top of that list . you know , i actually drove her right into damon 's arms . huh . tad : liza , maybe it 's time for you to back up a little . try to let things happen the way they 're supposed to happen , honestly , before something happens that we all regret . liza 's voice : that 's much better . ohh . liza : yeah . i mean , we would n't want that happen . [ scene_break ] randi : well ? madison : oh , he 's great . randi : you see ? i knew it ! the minute he smiled at you , i knew you guys would click . madison : oh , we clicked , all right -- especially , when it comes to fashion . randi : fashion ? madison : yeah . the reason that he smiled at me when he walked through the door ? apparently , he loves my dress . frankie : he what ? madison : he 's a fashion designer -- and he 's gay . frankie : ouch . [ scene_break ] jesse : you 're free to go . ryan : what ? jesse : he 's free to go ! ryan : wait , what -- hold it ! what did you do ? greenlee : i told jesse the truth . [ door slams ] greenlee : i do n't know for a fact that erica 's plane went down . ryan : greenlee , do n't do this . please , do n't do this , ok , because there 's still a chance . greenlee : think what you want . ryan : think -- i thought you finally came to your senses . think about erica . think about your dad . greenlee : let 's go . [ scene_break ] jack : can you tell me what happened ? pilot : i 'm sorry . i ca n't remember . jack : do you know where you were when you started to go down ? pilot : mountains . mount -- mountains . jack : we 're surrounded by mountains . do you know which one ? can you give me a landmark -- something , anything ? pilot : 39 , 77 -- jack : coordinates . he 's giving us coordinates -- krystal : yes , i got it . jack : latitude and longitude . get these to the search party . please hurry . doctor : look , we need to get this gentleman back to his room . jack : thank you . well , it 's a start , i guess . krystal : yeah , it is . jack : hey , i 'm -- i 'm sorry about biting your head off before . krystal : ohh , i 'm good . i 'm fine . and as soon as you find erica , you will be , too . [ scene_break ] [ kissing ] tad : feel better ? i think so . liza : you sure have a way of lifting my spirits . tad : yeah ? well , you certainly have a way of lifting mine . [ liza giggles ] damon : i guess that `` no girls `` rule does n't apply to everybody . tad : do n't do that . not that i have to explain myself , but considering i 'm paying the mortgage , the girls are at opal 's tonight , and the rest of the wedding party is still at the club . so -- damon : it 's too bad that you forgot to get rid of me . tad : no . actually , that wo n't be a problem , seeing as how you 're so exhausted from the wedding . damon : yeah . definitely not from anything else . liza : so i assume that colby 's home ? damon : safe and sound , really tired . have a good night , you two . tad : ok , look at me . look at me . look at me . look at me . ok , listen . do n't -- do n't give him a second thought . i guarantee you he 's gon na go downstairs , he 's gon na crash , and we wo n't see him again till noon tomorrow . ok ? all right ? liza : mm - hmm . tad : right ? oh , come on . liza : where are we going ? tad : what do you mean , where are we going ? bowling . what kind of question is that ? i mean , it 's -- it 's -- he ca n't bother us if we 're upstairs . [ phone rings ] tad : no , no , no , ignore it . liza : honey , wait . it could be colby . it could be colby . just one second . one second . tad : hey , remember me ? is everything all right ? liza : yeah . listen , um , i got to go . tad : oh . why ? is it colby ? liza : no , no , it 's not colby . i just -- i just ca n't stay . tad : well , if you 're worried about damon , i 'll kill him . liza : no , honey , it 's not damon . tad : they 'll never find the body . i swear . liza : it 's me . it 's me . i just -- ahem . i guess i 'm just not ready , you know . tad : well , let me put it this way . how long does it take you to get ready ? liza : ohh . tad : i mean , do n't get me wrong . it takes me a few more minutes these days myself . but on the other hand , i 'm thorough . liza : heh ! yeah . listen , you know , so much has , you know , happened between us that i guess i just need a little bit more time . but tonight was wonderful . tad : ok . liza : good - bye . [ kiss ] tad : go , go . you 're torturing me . [ scene_break ] [ at fusion , madison stares at pictures of ryan on the computer ] [ elevator doors close ] [ elevator doors close ] ryan : i saw your car parked in the parking lot all by itself . madison : i just thought i could get a little bit of work done . ryan : i 'm , um , i 'm sorry i left you at the wedding . it 's pretty much the worst thing that a date can do . madison : i know you still have a lot of stuff to work out with greenlee . ryan : no , i do n't . not anymore . madison : are you ok ? ryan : no , i 'm not . madison : i 'm sorry . i know how much greenlee meant to you . ryan : it 's not greenlee . it 's erica -- she 's missing . madison : what ? ryan : the authorities think that her plane went down someplace near west virginia . madison : oh , my god . ryan : i know . i still ca n't believe it myself . [ madison gives ryan a comforting hug ] [ scene_break ] david : is this all right ? greenlee : like i said , i 'm really not hungry . david : yeah , i know , but you need to eat . it 's been a long night . greenlee : i 'm fine . david : what you are is amazing . you had half this town trying to turn you against me , but they could n't do it , because you 're just too strong for them . and that is why we 're gon na get through this together . there 's nothing they can do to come between us . greenlee : do you think they 'll find erica ? david : i do n't know . but we 're gon na be ok . [ greenlee sighs ] david : when we get home , i just want to shut out the world , hold you in my arms , and i want to be with you . greenlee : like you said , it 's been a long day . david : you 're tired ? greenlee : i just -- i want to be alone tonight . [ scene_break ] jack : all right , i 'm going up to the mountains . krystal : wait , jackson , you heard the officer . you ca n't go up there . the mountains are just -- they 're treacherous . and after the storm and the mudslide -- you 're not trained in search and rescue . jack : krystal , i can not just sit here and do nothing . i will go out of my mind . i 'll let you know what i find , all right ? krystal : no . like hell you will ! jack : i 'm going , ok ? krystal : ok , fine . i 'm going with you .
tad lays the wedding gifts on the table as liza waits for him . tad tries to talk to liza to get her mind off colby and damon . liza interrupts damon and colby dancing . damon takes a pic of liza and remarks how great his phone works . liza remembers damon taking a pic of her partially clothed and knocks the camera out of damon 's hand . frankie , madison , and randi eat dinner together . randi tries to match madison up with another man . at the police station , david sees that greenlee is seated in the interrogation room . greenlee lets david know that the police knows about erica . ryan starts to accuse david of doing something to erica . david is relieved to realize that they do n't know anything . jesse demands to know what happened to erica . greenlee asks to talk to david alone . in west virginia , jack questions the doctor about erica . the doctor tells him that a `` jane doe `` was brought in with critical head injuries . when jack sees her , he realizes it is n't erica . ryan warns greenlee about david and urges her to tell the truth about erica 's whereabouts . tad and liza dance when she sees that colby and damon are gone . david tells greenlee about the dream that he had about erica . jack recognizes the man on the gurney as erica 's pilot . madison starts to talk to a man in the bar but soon finds out that he likes her dress and that he is `` gay . `` in the park , colby tells damon that she wants her first time to be special . liza interrupts damon and colby . damon lets liza know that they are talking marriage . jack questions the pilot about erica and discovers they had not filed a flight plan , but does give jack the coordinates of the crash . jack and krystal go looking for erica . jesse releases david and greenlee . at dinner , greenlee tells david that she wants to be alone tonight . at fusion , ryan walks in on madison on the computer as she fawns over pictures of him . ryan lets madison know that erica is missing . the camera shows erica 's luggage . damon sends liza a pic on her cell phone . liza abruptly leaves tad .
cara : morning ! tad : morning . that 's a little casual for a christening , do n't you think ? you want me to change into my pajamas ? cara : no . you , angie , jesse -- you guys are the family . me ? tad : you 're family . come on . i keep telling you , you 're my wife . i want you to be there . you have to . cara : tad , i do n't -- tad : cara , are you still winding yourself up about that thing , what happened with jake ? it 's over . it 's forgotten . you were honest , man . you did the right thing . it took real courage . honesty 's big in a marriage , and i know . i read all of opal 's women 's magazines -- even a marriage as off the wall as ours . so -- cara [ imitates tad ] : my brother was right . you 're definitely one of the best . tad : so i keep telling you . sometime this week ? cara : ok , ok , ok , i 'm going . i 'm taking this with me . but i need to go to the hospital first to check on a patient , and then i 'll meet you there later ? tad : ok . cara : ciao . [ scene_break ] jesse : wow . are you ready to head over to the chapel now ? angie : she may not have been born in the hospital , but it just feels like the right place to have her christening . so many of our prayers have been answered there . brot : oh ! hold on a minute . i got to get a picture of this . come on , guys . how do i work this camera ? here it is . all right . come on , smile . got it . all right . i just talked to frankie , and he 's waiting for you guys at the hospital . jesse : cool . why do n't you walk angela over , and give me a few minutes with this precious little girl , ok ? angie : you see there ? you 're only a couple of weeks old , and already you have your daddy wrapped -- jesse : i just wanted to say that without you , this day would not have been possible . i just want to thank you for everything . [ scene_break ] maya : the prescription for a.j . chandler . nurse : ok . we 're a bit backed up . it might take a while . maya : oh , i do n't mind waiting . [ maya remembers giving up her baby as she sobbed ] [ scene_break ] brot : i 'm just glad it all worked out . jesse : so far , nobody 's come forward , so i guess i can finally stop looking over my shoulder , huh ? brot : yeah . what about angie ? jesse : she 's really happy . hey . check this out . bam . brot : oh . nice . thank you , chief . thank you . all right . you ready for your police escort ? angie : ok . brot : let 's go . angie : all right , darling , i 'll see you later . jesse : i 'll see you over there . angie : ok . brot : i think i got it . here you go . angie : ok . thank you . jesse : you got precious cargo there . [ brot and angie laugh ] jesse : hey , baby girl . who 's your daddy , huh ? who loves you , baby ? who loves you ? who loves you , baby girl ? ryan : so you got one of those cigars for me ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : you need to leave . madison : what ? greenlee : now . [ scene_break ] amanda : hey . you have n't forgotten about lucy 's christening ? jake : hey , babe . no , no , no . i 'm just gon na be a touch late , ok ? amanda : but we 're the godparents , part of the ceremony . you 're gon na be late ? nothing could be that important . jake : uh , it 's -- cara : oh , yes ! just the chart i was looking for . amanda : i did n't know you were back working here . jake , for some reason , never mentioned it . [ scene_break ] madison : i 'm not going anywhere . i still work here . greenlee : now is not the time for you to be working . madison : let me be the judge of that . greenlee : you 've just experienced a devastating loss . i 've been there . i know how it feels . madison : oh , really ? who bribed a guy to like you ? greenlee : if you 're worried about money , do n't be . you 're still entitled to a fully paid maternity leave . plus , any aftercare you need , that 's covered , too . madison : `` aftercare `` ? greenlee : you know , if you need any counseling . madison : oh . so now i 'm a mental case ? greenlee : not what i said . just know that fusion will totally stand behind you until you 're ready to return . madison : you do n't give a damn about helping me , greenlee . you just want to get rid of me to keep me away from ryan . [ scene_break ] jesse : hey , this must be pretty rough , huh ? this whole christening thing ? ryan : i 'm really happy for you and angie . jesse : appreciate that . i 'm sure that does n't make your loss any easier . ryan : this is your day , ok , yours and your beautiful , beautiful little baby girl 's , and do n't let anything take away from that . anything . all right ? jesse : absolutely . thanks , man . look at that . ryan : hey , is -- it 's ok ? jesse : go ahead . go ahead . pick her up . ryan : shh , shh , shh , shh , shh . there we go . shh , shh , shh . jesse : hey , buddy . ryan : ohh , so beautiful . i was just telling your daddy that he 's so luck to have you . do you know that ? but you know what ? you are so lucky , too . shh . you are so lucky , too . you were born into such a beautiful family , such a nice family . shh . jesse : check you out , man . you got the touch , huh ? ryan : she 's a real gift . you know that , right ? a real gift . [ scene_break ] frankie : maya . hi . maya : hi . frankie : you ok ? maya : oh , i 'm fine . i 'm just waiting for a.j . 's prescription . frankie : ah . how are things going at the chandlers ' ? maya : everyone 's so nice . it 's not the greatest job in the world , but so far , so good . makes me feel even more sure that i made the right decision . frankie : yeah ? what decision is that ? oh . hey , ma . angie : hey , babe . brot walked me over , but he had to go take a call from the station . so i thought i 'd come get you . frankie : oh . great . maya , this beautiful lady is my mother , dr. angela hubbard . maya : hi . nice to meet you . angie : hi . nice to meet you , too . `` maya `` -- that 's a pretty name . maya : thank you . [ scene_break ] jake : cara just started -- cara : i do n't have any patients . amanda : so it just slipped your mind ? jake : well , i was -- cara : actually , it was tad who really pushed for this . i think , really , he was just tired of me complaining about the lack of challenging cases that i had in the tent . jake : honey , i do n't want you to think there 's anything -- amanda : it does n't matter . anyway , she 's here . i know you 're a great doctor . you 're a valuable asset to the hospital . cara : thank you . amanda : but we really do need to get to the christening . jake : yes , yes . i 'm just gon na -- just tell jesse and angie not to worry . ok ? all right ? ok ? amanda : ok . see you there , too ? cara : oh , yeah . hey . jake : hmm ? cara : why did n't you tell her ? [ scene_break ] tad : do n't go crazy back there . i was n't asking for this . opal : yeah . you asked me how you looked . i said , `` i better get my scissors . `` tad : i was asking how i looked because there 's nothing wrong with looking good for a christening . it 's a big day . opal : oh . that 's for sure . we would n't want little baby lucy to see you with any split ends or anything . tad : it 's an important day for angie and jesse . opal : it is . it is . but i know who you 're really looking to impress , and there 's nothing wrong with that either . like i always say -- tad : ma , do n't start , please . opal : then do n't ask for my opinion . tad : i did n't ask for your opinion . opal : you are doing everything you can to make yourself look more appetizing for cara . tad : nice . i sound like a snack . opal : it 's true . she 's young . she 's energetic . she 's passionate . she 's keeping you on your toes . tad : you know what they say : there 's no fool like an old fool . opal : now , just wait a minute . firstly , you are not old , because that would make me even older , so forget it . tad : yeah . forgotten . opal : and secondly , i have come to really like cara . i like seeing her , how she is with the girls . tad : god help me , there 's a `` thirdly `` on the way . i can hear it . opal : yeah , and i like that she is still keeping the spring in your step . i just could n't be happier . tad : because of the spring in my step ? opal : because i think this is becoming a real marriage with all the trimmings . you know what i mean ? tad : i 'm getting a rough idea . how 's my hair ? opal : ok . all right . i get it . you are still not 100 % sure that she is over your brother yet . well , i can fix that . you just wait right there . [ scene_break ] jake : i do n't know exactly why i did n't tell her . i think i was waiting for the right moment . cara : `` the right moment `` ? jake : yeah . i mean , there were a few times that i started to -- cara : ok . but ? jake : it 's not easy to tell your wife that you are gon na rehire your ex - wife , and she 's gon na come back into the workforce with you and be there with you . and tad knows what happened -- cara : nothing happened . in fact , we threw away the wedding ring , along with our past . jake : really ? i 'm still feeling guilty . cara : we 're gon na make this work , ok ? look at me . it 's all good . [ phone chirps ] cara : so in the meantime -- yes , i need that . and you need to -- jake : i got to go to the christening . cara : exactly . you need to be there for the baby . so get dressed , changed , and i 'll see you at the chapel . jake : all right . oh - ho - ho ! cara : oh , jake . what ? jake : no , it 's mr. ferguson -- he did it again . he did it again . cara : ok . i 'll help you . cara : let 's not argue . it 's ok . no , no ! let 's just get it done , ok , together . yes ? jake : sure . cara : all right . jake ? jake : yeah ? [ scene_break ] [ tad snickers ] opal : what ? tad : hair dye ? ! hair dye ? `` men 's hair color `` ? `` dark brown . `` this is your brilliant solution for all of my problems that may or may not exist ? opal : this is a rinse , and everybody 's doing it . tad : nobody i know . opal : oh , yeah ? what about carlo down the street ? or your dentist ? it 's not about putting a product on your head . this is about throwing yourself full- bore into this marriage . tad : it 's not myself i 'm worried about . it 's cara 's self . if she 's still hung up on jake , then -- opal : is she ? is she for real ? tad : they have history . opal : oh , come on . you have history , too . everybody 's got history . nobody comes to a marriage without a great , big suitcase full of experiences . tad : and they were married . opal : yeah , and now they 're divorced . so it 's up to you , buddy boy . this is your choice . are you gon na be the baggage handler of the past , or are you gon na just fly full speed ahead into the future ? future . tad : [ snickers ] ha ha ! you 're killing me ! opal : thaddeus , come on , now ! tad : put away the magic potion . all right ? opal : but -- tad : no . no buts . ok ? you heard me . [ scene_break ] ryan : thank you , lucy . thank you for reminding me how lucky i am to have my kids , the ones that are with me and the ones -- jesse : amen . [ lucy cries ] ryan : there 's your daddy . there 's your daddy . look at her . congratulations , jesse . have a beautiful day . thanks for the -- [ lucy cries ] jesse : ok . you know what ? ryan 's right . every little baby is a gift . and as we christen you today , we 're gon na be praying for your sister ellie . your sister ellie will be there with us . all right ? all right ? [ scene_break ] maya : thank you . that 's so great , both you and frankie being doctors , getting to work together . angie : i 'm taking some time off , but , yes , it is wonderful . frankie : oh , yeah . yeah , it 's a lot of fun having your mom as your boss . ahem . anyway , we have a christening to get to -- my baby sister . maya : so you have a new baby ? that 's so great . angie : yes , it has been . my only regret is not being able to see my little girl . maya : i 'm sure she 's very beautiful . angie : that i know . and one day , who knows ? miracles do happen . maya : i hope so , for you and for your baby . angie : thank you . you take care , maya . maya : you , too . [ scene_break ] greenlee : this has nothing to do with ryan . madison : it 's always been about ryan . greenlee : i 'm trying to help you . if you ca n't accept that -- madison : not from you . greenlee : ok . then i 'll call scott . maybe he can convince you . madison : yeah , call scott . pay him to tell me more lies . greenlee : he genuinely cares about you . madison : or maybe you could go shopping at the prison again , find another volunteer to do your dirty work . greenlee : i 've been beating myself up for how i brought scott into your life , but you know what ? i did n't do such a bad thing . you 've got a guy that 's crazy about you -- so crazy , he was willing to say he was the father of your baby . and then when that blew up , he still stood by you to raise your baby . even after everything , scott was there for you . you know how many girls would kill for a guy like that ? only that was n't good enough for you , because the only guy that 's good enough for you is ryan , only -- this just in -- he 's taken by me . he needs me to help him through his loss , and i need him to help rebuild our marriage . so are we clear ? madison : not quite , since you seem to forget that you and ryan are n't actually married . greenlee : and you 're not having his baby anymore . ryan : greenlee , that 's enough . madison 's grieving , and you just throw that in her face ? madison : it 's ok . ryan : no , actually , it 's not ok . greenlee : i 'm sorry for what i said . i know it sounded very harsh , but i was just responding to what madison said . did you hear that part ? ryan : honestly , nothing madison could 've said would justify talking to her like that . madison : ryan , i do n't need you sticking up for me . i do n't need it , do n't want it . i do n't want any part of this . in fact , greenlee , why do n't you just do what you were gon na do in the first place ? just fire me . ryan : hold on a minute . you were about to fire her ? greenlee : i had -- i have no intention of firing her , and she knows that . i was just trying to , like -- why am i even defending myself ? you 've already decided who you want to believe . ryan : greenlee , i want to try to figure this out , please ! i 'm sorry about that . madison : so am i . [ scene_break ] jesse : where the hell is jake ? i hope he did n't forget . angie : he 'll be here . jesse : he said he was gon na be here early . angie : jesse , do n't worry . jake is lucy 's godfather . he 's not going to disappoint us . [ scene_break ] cara : hey ! tad : hey , honey . no , it 's fine . actually , mama talked me into getting a bit of a haircut . what do you think ? cara : oh , yeah . looks good . tad : really ? does it ? normally i do n't let her touch my hair with a 10-foot pole . do you think i should 've let her take a little bit more off the front , the keith partridge thing ? cara : yeah . tad : because it was either this or a mohawk . or the telly savalas , but then again , i have a really flat head . i was afraid it 'd make me look like a beaker . cara : uh - huh . tad : uh - huh . ok . do you mind telling me about whatever or whoever is bothering the hell out of you ? cara : actually , you know what ? yeah , let 's talk about this . you know what ? yeah . i am so sick and tired of talking about my problems with jake . you know what i want ? i want you to be happy . i want jake to be happy , but especially you because of everything that you 've done for me . yeah . because all i 've done is i 've just made things hard for you . you know ? tad : you have no idea . as a matter of fact , that 's a really good idea . while we 're airing out our dirty laundry , let 's sit down and make a list of all the ways you 've made my life a living misery . ok ? number one , you proceed blowing into town like a hurricane . no one 's even laid eyes on you before , and the next thing i know , i turn around and we are married . but do you stop there ? absolutely not . then you get me involved in your brother 's mess , the alleged drug dealer / murderer . and while i 'm trying to keep my head above water with that thing , trying to figure out what to get out for an anniversary present -- boom -- you decide that honesty 's the best policy and admit that you basically almost made love to your ex - husband , my brother . cara : ok there ! let 's just stop . i get it . yes , you made your point . i 've royally screwed things up . tad : honesty is a very good policy , and the fact is you and jake really have a lot to work through . cara : yes , we need to move on . tad : and then we get to the other side of the page . let 's see . what do we got here ? before you know it , your instincts were absolutely right . your brother is innocent , and i help save the world a very talented surgeon . cara : yes , you did . tad : and then there 's -- little thing is barely worth mentioning . cara : what little thing ? tad : ah , nothing . cara : what ? tad : our marriage . the one that i was crazy enough to get into , which has made me excruciatingly , undeniably -- cara : what ? tad : happy . cara : oh . tad : i have n't felt this good in a long time . so let 's see . when we add it up -- i add up the napkin -- i got the marriage proposal , then we got the murder / drug dealer -- that 's a biggie -- and then , of course , we have the kissing jake -- not good -- and then on the other side we have happy . `` happy `` is a much bigger check , so overall , you 're still ahead . ha ha ha ha ! cara : wait a second . tad : huh ? what ? you 're making me paranoid . what ? what ? cara : yeah . next time , tell opal to go just a little bit shorter in the back . tad : i 'll do that . shall we go ? cara : yes ! i accidentally -- tad : do you want this ? seriously , i 'll sign it . cara : yeah , you can sign it . i 'm gon na put it on the refrigerator as a reminder ! `` happy . `` [ scene_break ] greenlee : oh . stop whatever it is you 're doing . jake : hey , you ca n't just barge in here . greenlee : why was n't i informed that cara castillo was coming back on staff ? jake : why you asking me that ? greenlee : answer me . jake : it was a staffing issue -- greenlee : you could 've at least discussed it with me . i am , after all , the owner of the hospital -- at least for now . jake : so why do you have a problem with it ? greenlee : then there 's the issue of her brother griffin stealing drugs . i know it was for a noble cause and everything , but the last thing we need around here is another scandal . jake : ok . can i ask you something if you 're done ? greenlee : make it quick . i have a full day . jake : i do n't want to keep you . i do n't think this has anything to do with cara , and i do n't think it has anything to do with griffin , or the hospital , for that matter . i think it has something to do with you , something you did . did you do something ? [ scene_break ] madison : you know how greenlee is . sometimes she just blurts things out . ryan : what did you say to her before i walked in ? madison : i guess i kind of lost it for a moment . we both did . ryan : and ? madison : and i kind of reminded her that you two are n't really married . ryan : ah . madison : i 'm not proud of myself , and it 's really not an excuse , but this really has been a very emotional time for me . ryan : i understand that . i did n't realize quite how emotional i was until i bumped into jesse in the park . madison : what happened ? ryan : he was with his little girl , and it was her christening . madison : oh . ryan : i 'm really happy for angie and jesse , obviously . i just -- you know what ? i should n't have even brought this up . madison : it 's ok . we should be able to talk to each other , right ? i know how much you 've helped me . now it 's my turn . i do n't want you to be alone . not today . [ scene_break ] greenlee : madison knows how to play people , especially men , with her `` poor , poor , pitiful me `` routine . and all ryan sees is this sweet , needy , angelic -- blah ! you know how it is . jake : yeah . men are born stupid , and they get stupider as they get older . right ? greenlee : whose idea was it to bring cara back to the hospital ? jake : this hospital is understaffed . cara 's a great doctor . she saved a patient today . greenlee : i know she 's a great doctor . that 's not the point . jake : what is the point ? greenlee : do you still have a thing for her , jake ? jake : i 'm married . i 'm a married man , right ? i love my wife . greenlee : yeah , i do n't doubt that , but you and cara have been through a lot together . jake : yes , we have . she 's amazing . cara is great . it 's all water under the bridge , though , in the past . greenlee : i do n't believe that . if she was your first love , that 's kind of hard to get over . but you know something ? you are amanda 's first love , so you must have some idea how she must be feeling right now . jake : i got to go to the christening . [ scene_break ] minister : it is my great pleasure to welcome family and friends of this beautiful child who 's about to take the holy sacrament . who presents this child for holy baptism ? jake : i -- i do . i present lucille hubbard to receive the sacraments of baptism . [ scene_break ] ryan : thank you for bringing me here . i definitely could n't have been part of the actual christening . but -- being here and looking up at the sky , i sort of feel like i was part of it anyway . madison : yeah . it 's like being a part of something that 's bigger than our own grief . ryan : yeah . so when the minister blesses angie and jesse 's little baby , he 'll be blessing sara , too . [ scene_break ] minister : jake and amanda , as godparents to lucille , you 're charged with the responsibility of seeing to the spiritual welfare of this child . do you accept this duty and responsibility ? jake and amanda : we do . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan ? madison ? [ scene_break ] minister : jesse and angela , will you try to conduct your own lives so that by both word and example , she may learn to live joyously and harmoniously with christian principle and the assurance of salvation ? will you try to do this to the best of your ability ? angie and jesse : we will . minister : what name have you chosen for this child ? angie and jesse : lucille eleanor hubbard . minister : so be it . minister : we baptize you lucille eleanor hubbard in the name of the father , and of the son , and of the holy spirit . amen . all : amen . [ scene_break ] cara : thank you . the minister was nice , right ? jake : that minister said all the right things , basically , do n't you think ? cara : yeah . and angie and jesse were very happy . tad : thrilled , yeah , once jake managed to get there . jake : i ca n't plan emergencies . sorry . tad : and god knows you have enough of them . reminds me of another emergency years ago when you were staying at the house . he 's a resident , right ? he gets a call for emergency surgery in the middle of the night . he goes over to the hospital -- the whole thing . he 's racing , changes into his scrubs . he 's washed up , gets gloved . he 's almost ready to operate , except for one thing . jake : he loves telling this story . tad : he forgot his pants . cara : oh , that 's -- uh - uh . tad : my hand to god . and it was cold in that operating theater . cara : oh , ouch ! too much information . amanda : the important thing is , is that you did make it to the christening , and i know it meant the world to angie and jesse . and to me , too . and with everything on your schedule , you managed to save someone 's life . tad : what a guy . jake : yeah , well , speaking about patients and saving lives -- amanda : oh , you know what ? you do your thing . i have some errands to run . jake : yeah , and i actually forgot something back at the thing . amanda : yeah , we 're gon na -- jake : you guys enjoy yourselves . cara : ok . tad : my only question is , where are they gon na hide the body ? that went well , do n't you think ? cara : like fingernails on a chalkboard . tad : so you got to get back to the hospital ? cara : oh , no . yes -- no , i have a few things i need to pick up at the clinic . tad : that 's ok . i 'll drive you . cara : i got my car , actually . we can meet up later , ok ? tad : ok . are you all right ? cara : yeah , i 'm good . are you ok ? tad : yeah . i 'll be better once i see you . i 've actually got something -- i want to surprise you with something i 've been thinking about . i hope you like it . cara : all right . [ scene_break ] frankie : i never saw you look happier or more beautiful than you look today . angie : oh , thank you , darling . my heart is so full right now . jesse : we 'll see you at krystal 's right ? frankie : oh , yeah . i 'll be there . jesse : brot said he 's gon na meet us there . angie : oh , frankie , by the way , maya seems like a really lovely young lady . frankie : yeah . if the chandlers do n't have her all tied up , i think she 'd make a great babysitter for lucy . what do you think ? [ scene_break ] brot : hey . i know you . you 're the girl , the one from the station house . [ scene_break ] madison : i 'm not about to give up my job . i ca n't bring you back , but i can honor you by staying strong -- never letting anyone hurt me again . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm so glad you 're here . i went back to fusion to apologize , and you were n't there . i just wanted to say that no matter what madison said to me , i never should 've lashed out at her like that , especially about the baby . i know you 're mad at me . ryan : i 'm not , actually . i 'm not sure i can be angry today . greenlee : that works for me . i talked to jake . he told me about the christening . i wish you would 've called me . ryan : that 's ok . greenlee : you should n't have been alone . ryan : i was n't . [ scene_break ] jake : his stats sound much better . that 's good . i 'm just at the outpatient tent . look , i 'll be back at the hospital in , like , 10 minutes , ok ? ok . [ remembers kissing cara ] cara ? amanda : no . it 's your wife . [ scene_break ] greenlee : so you were with madison ? ryan : just lately i 've been feeling , um -- i do n't even know exactly what it is that i 've been feeling , but it 's just sort of isolated and very alone . greenlee : yeah . no one likes to feel alone . ryan : no , but somehow this has been different . greenlee : and you do n't think i understand ? you and madison share something . you share a very painful loss . but we share something , too . we share something hopeful , something beautiful , something worth fighting for . and we have both fought so hard for this , for us . just do n't forget that . ryan , please do n't ever forget that . ryan : i wo n't . [ scene_break ] maya : i did n't think you 'd remember me . brot : it 's a part of my job . plus , you seemed kind of upset that day . you were a little lost . maya : i guess i was , huh ? brot : yeah . but then you just left . maya : you guys looked so busy . you know , important stuff . brot : and what was on your mind was n't that important ? maya : it all turned out ok , i think . jesse : hey , brot , get over here . maya : they all look like a really nice family . brot : they are -- actually , the best . all right . you take care , ok ? maya : you , too . [ scene_break ] tad : mama , you should 've been there . it was such a beautiful ceremony . opal : aw . and did cara like it , too ? tad : she loved it . seriously , she held my hand through the entire thing . opal : just like a happily married couple . tad : which we are . opal : or which you really could be if you would put your whole self into getting that little filly into your barn . tad : you have n't put it away , have you ? opal : it 's right here . tad : you sure ? like , 100 % ? opal : all righty . ok . you just put your little , cute fanny right over there on this thing , and i promise you that when opal is done working her magic -- get over there . that girl is not gon na be able to keep her hands off you . [ scene_break ] amanda : i thought you were going to the hospital . jake : i am -- i did , and i 'm in the middle -- i 'm both . i 'm here . amanda : i saw your car parked outside . jake : yeah , this is where we send all the outpatients now , so i had to tie up some loose ends . amanda : `` loose ends ? `` jake : yeah . honey , this -- all the paperwork for outpatients , it comes here , and i just have to check on something . what ? amanda : does this place mean something to you ? does it remind you of all the time that you spent in tents like this with cara ? jake : no , not at all . it 's -- amanda : i hate this . we have our own battlefield , and i 'm fighting so hard for us , for our family , to win this one . jake : you think i 'm doing something to lose my family or lose you ? amanda : do n't push me away . then what we have can be just as spontaneous , just as dangerous as anything you had with her . hey ! [ cara walks in as amanda and jake are kissing ]
jesse and angie take a walk in the park with lucy before the christening . brot arrives to take angie to the hospital leaving jesse alone with lucy and ryan . ryan marvels at what a precious gift lucy is to jesse and angie . maya arrives at the hospital to get a prescription filled for a.j . greenlee comes into work at fusion and finds madison there . greenlee orders madison to go home . madison is insistent that she is n't going anywhere . amanda arrives at the hospital to see if jake is ready for the christening . cara comes in . amanda is surprised that cara is working at the hospital and wonders why jake had n't told her . at tad 's home , opal gives tad a haircut and wants to dye his hair to make him more attractive to cara . cara also wonders why jake had n't told amanda that she was working at the hospital again . jake pulls cara aside and says he was waiting for the right moment to tell amanda , because he did n't know how exactly to do it .
greenlee : ryan ! spike ? kendall ! where are you ? do n't leave me ! do n't leave me alone ! ryan ! is anybody here ? kendall : i 'm here . greenlee : what the hell are you doing with that ? [ scene_break ] [ ryan sighs ] greenlee 's voice : i 'm not saying we go crib shopping right away . we regroup and get strong . and then we 'll try again . you said you want our daughter to look just like me . and our son , too -- ryan : i said no and i meant no , all right ? no talk , no debate -- whatever . i 'm done . emma : i love you , daddy . ryan : oh . come here . get over here . emma : oh -- ryan : i love you , too . come here , give me a hug . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you went through my things ? what gives you the right ? kendall : just -- if you just let me explain -- greenlee : what 's next -- a strip search ? kendall : greenlee , your purse fell on the floor , and spike 's sonogram fell out . you kept it this whole time ? greenlee : you have a problem with that ? kendall : well , it 's a little unexpected . greenlee : so , what , all likenesses and similarities to spike are your sole and exclusive property ? di : good morning -- babe : good morning ! di : great and powerful bosses ! [ di chuckles ] di : i bring sugar -- kendall : hmm . di : to celebrate our -- what , our team victory -- babe : something like that . di : and to increase our creative energy ? i ca n't wait to eat this . babe : no , seriously , what you two did together -- di : it was -- babe : awesome ! i -- i ca n't stop thinking about it . i mean , the way you guys doubled up on poor old george , he did n't even know what hit him . di : oh -- he 'll know when fusion green hits his shelves -- babe : yeah ! di : and then flies off of them real quick . [ babe chuckles ] babe : we 'll just get to work . di : yeah , i 'll make the coffee . babe : better make it decaf . greenlee : we promised weston a cost breakdown on fusion green by the end of the day . kendall : ok , this whole thing with what you need , what you want , what you do n't have -- i live with it , i work with it . for god 's sakes , i -- i dream about it , greenlee . so , let 's deal with it right here , right now . that , in your purse -- what does that mean ? greenlee : it means i love this baby , too . kendall : you love spike ? you took off before he was born , never looking back . greenlee : i hoped , waited , and planned for this child . maybe i never felt him kick inside of me , but he was a part of me from the very beginning . do you think i just stopped loving him , because everything went to hell ? kendall : that sonogram -- did you keep it to remember or to stay angry ? greenlee : well , remembering makes me angry . all those days and nights that we stayed up and dreamed about what he 'd be like , what he 'd look like , what he 'd want to do when he grew up . kendall : over gallons of ice cream . greenlee : thank god you had cravings i could share . [ greenlee chuckles ] greenlee : i know you all think that i 'm crazy and spiteful and wanting payback with this custody suit , but it was my love for ryan that helped bring this baby into the world . kendall : my baby , greenlee -- my son . greenlee : that 's exactly the other reason that spike means everything to me . he does n't exist just because i loved ryan . spike is here because of how much you and i loved each other . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , did we ever send jonathan a thank - you for the coffeemaker ? annie : i believe i used the words `` will save our marriage . `` [ ryan chuckles ] ryan : that 's perfect . so are you . annie : think six swimsuits are too many ? [ ryan chuckles ] ryan : can never have enough swimsuits . annie : yeah . ryan : but for you , on the other hand , a little skinny - dipping would n't be so bad , huh ? emma : floaties ! [ ryan and annie chuckle ] annie : oh . ryan : wow , i guess we did tell her to remind us about the floaties , huh ? annie : funny -- she forgot to mention her toothbrush . ryan : oh . come here . annie : oh -- oh . ryan : thank you . annie : you 're going to have to pack your own floatie . ryan : no , no , no , no , no . you 've really been amazing . you really have -- all this greenlee hell , i mean , this -- it 's been a lot to deal with . annie : and there 's no end in sight . but i know that our family is your priority . greenlee 's in our lives now , but she 's not the center of it . right ? ryan : i will never let greenlee overshadow us again . [ scene_break ] di : yesterday was a total score . babe : oh . di : greenlee and kendall , they were -- i mean , they were magic . they saved the company ! babe : i know -- di : today , they 're back scratching and hissing at each other . babe : well , best friends and a baby -- that 's certainly a hell i know . di : yeah , but you and bianca are friends again . babe : i destroyed so many lives by keeping bianca 's daughter from her , i 'm just -- i 'm thankful that we actually made it to the other side . and i hope that kendall and greenlee do , too . [ scene_break ] man 's voice : 100 million wired to our account -- make it happen . if you do n't , your son is dead . erica : adam ? [ a tearful adam hides his son 's bloody shirt behind a pillow ] erica : adam . adam : hey . what the devil brings you here ? erica : what kind of a game are you playing ? i mean , i realize we had a moment at the yacht club . adam : huh . buying your yacht hardly constitutes a `` moment . `` erica : i helped you back from the brink . i walked you away from the edge . adam : uh -- erica , this is not your show , and i do n't have time for this right now . erica : and when the police came to search your house , i told them that i was your best friend -- not a lie , not the truth . i despise you most of the time , but that 's less than other people do , and so i guess that makes me the closest thing to a best friend you have , or any friend at all . adam : do n't -- do n't you have a camera to preen for or some other parts of your personal life you 'd like to expose to the masses ? erica : uh , it is , believe me , my personal life that brings me here . adam : well , not interested . i have a business meeting . erica : ok , just answer me this one question . are you or are you not my million - dollar suitor ? [ scene_break ] kendall : now , spike is real . he 's adorable and perfect and real -- not some doll for you to play tug of war with . so , are you going to go through with the custody suit ? greenlee : why should n't i ? i mean , ryan is willing to work something out , let me be a part of the family , but you ? you made it perfectly clear you do n't want me near spike , or did i misunderstand you yelling out of here yesterday ? kendall : i do n't think ryan has fully thought this through . greenlee : do you not think i 'm good enough -- is that it ? even after yesterday , what we pulled off ? like old times , us working together -- you and me , razzle - dazzle ? is n't that enough proof that i 'm worthy to breathe in spike 's universe ? kendall : hmm . i hate it when you do that . greenlee : what ? do what ? kendall : you , be so you ! i had this dream with you in it , and we were happy . everything was good -- great . and i swear i heard you crying . it woke me up . and i just wanted you to feel everything that i felt -- happiness and peace . but then , this -- this lawsuit with the custody and the fighting and everything -- now , i do n't know what to make of that . greenlee : why do n't you ask zach ? i mean , he makes all your decisions , right ? kendall : see ? that 's it -- that 's exactly what i 'm talking about . you have me and then you pull something like that . you go too far , too fast , way too hard ! greenlee : ok , we need to get those cost breakdowns to weston . kendall : no -- you know what ? that 's it . i 'm done , i 'm leaving . you take care of it . [ scene_break ] adam : are you out of your mind ? erica : i 'm dead serious . adam : the pills -- are you back on the pills ? erica : someone has donated million dollars to the miranda center , and it 's going to be donated as soon as my divorce from jack is final . [ adam chuckles ] adam : you 're joking . erica : you 've always been known for the big gesture . i know you . i know you think that you could buy me . adam : erica , we have been so many things to each other . but i can say with absolute certainty that i do n't give a damn about your divorce . erica : well , thank god . really -- to have you obsessing over me again , that would be a nightmare , even for charity . adam , you look terrible . adam : huh . erica : i certainly hope it 's not krystal . i mean , lo krystal was the best thing that ever could 've happened to you . adam : if i needed cash , a lot of it , would you help me ? erica : well , how much do you need and how soon ? adam : no , it was just a test . i know you 're capable of the big gesture yourself , erica . and i will give two million dollars to the miranda fund if it will shut you up and get you gone . erica : ok , you 're impossible as usual . i do n't know why i bothered . adam : mm - hmm . erica : zach . zach : hey . erica : zach , how is kendall ? is -- is greenlee going ahead with this -- this suit , this custody suit ? zach : not if i can help it . erica : well , listen , do n't cause another blackout , ok , because once was definitely enough -- more than enough . hey , you 're not here to do business with adam , are you ? trust me , that can only end in disaster . zach : adam . what are you doing ? if we 're going to keep this little partnership quiet , stop calling these meetings . now erica knows something is going on -- what if junior walks in here ? adam : j.r. 's not here . zach : well , is he coming back any time soon ? what -- adam : i will look after my son , all right ? zach : easy -- what 's going on ? is there a problem ? because if there is , the deal is off ! adam : how about a proposition ? zach : i think one business venture with you is enough . adam : no , i need an influx of cash . your casino gives you access to the kind of cash that i 'm looking for . zach : all right , i got one question . adam : how much ? zach : what for ? man 's voice : adam chandler , we have your son . adam : what difference does it make what it 's for ? zach : well , it makes a difference to me because there 's a risk factor . adam : look , i 'm not broke . it 's not a handout . it 's a short - term exchange . i supply the collateral and the interest , you supply the cash . zach : what for ? adam : it 's a business opportunity , too good to pass up . it 's not as if you 're cash - poor . the casino 's a mother lode . zach : how much do you need ? adam : 100 million . it 's a chance of a lifetime . you 'll get your money back and then some . the payoff will make the investment worthwhile , i promise . [ phone rings ] zach : hey , how you doing ? really ? i 'll be there . got to go . adam : whoa , whoa , whoa -- wait . i need an answer . there 's a very small window of opportunity here . what 'll it be ? zach : i 'll think about it . [ scene_break ] babe : oh . what 's that ? ok , just kidding . sorry , i know -- did n't ask , do n't want to know , none of my business . greenlee : what , are you a mind reader now ? di : yeah , who saved our butts . only reason we have music rights -- babe . oh -- you could n't have won back the stores from bgkl without her help . babe : huh . i 'd rather get back to work -- how about you ? di : yeah , amen . babe : great . di : so if you guys need me , i 'll be in the lounge -- working . babe : ahem . greenlee : yes ? babe : just a question . have you ever thought about turning down the heat just a little bit ? maybe not scorching the people that you say you love ? greenlee : free advice from the baby - stealing dropout ? i 'm going to pass . babe : you know , if you ask real nice , you might just get what you want . kendall : spike misses his mommy . here 's sleepy spikey . there 's mommy . all right . greenlee : oh . [ scene_break ] zach : hi , guys . kendall : hey . zach : sorry i 'm late . kendall : ok . zach : i still think it 's a good idea , them going on vacation together -- spike , annie , ryan . i think it 's good . kendall : right , right , because it was your idea , so i 'm just supposed to go along with it because you think it 's the right thing to do . right . : -- annie : oh -- thought i heard voices out here . come on in . kendall : uh , yeah . hey . annie : hello ! kendall : it 's ok . come on , let 's go . annie : oh . are you ready for our big adventure ? kendall : yeah ! he ca n't wait . ryan : but you can -- ca n't you ? you sure you 're ok with this ? kendall : i do n't know if i 'm ok with anything these days , but you know what ? he deserves to have time with his dad , so i think it 'll be good for him to get away from all the craziness anyway . ryan : what do you say , spikeman ? are you ready to party ? annie : oh . ryan : are you ready to party ? kendall : you know what ? i -- i do n't really know what you packed , so i thought , uh , maybe i would just go over things with you . annie : ok , sure . that 's a good idea . kendall : make sure you did n't double - pack . sorry , honey . [ ryan mumbles ] annie : come on -- oh ! that 's a good boy ! zach : you all done ? annie : oh ! ryan : ok . annie : oh , i got him ! that 's a good boy -- i got it . i got him . ok , come on . all right . ryan : ah . [ scene_break ] erica : where do we stand on that idea i had for `` new divorce `` ? were you able to line up what i wanted ? pam : it 's a go . erica : oh . pam : and i think you 'll be very happy . jack : well , good morning , pam . good morning , erica . you both look lovely today . erica : thank you . pam : well , this lovely has a show to prep . jack : hmm . all righty . well , no pam , no cameras -- just you and me , just like the other evening . and i find myself very badly wanting to kiss you , just like the other evening . erica : and is your daughter still suing for custody of my daughter 's child , just like the other evening ? jack : actually , i do n't know . i do know they 're going to have to work that out themselves . and , please , do n't hide behind their problems , so you do n't have to deal with -- erica : i 'm not hiding behind anything . jack : you enjoyed that kiss just as much as i did . erica : did i ? jack : yes , you did , and i 'll tell you something else -- it was more , more than just a kiss . erica : well , you think you know my mind , my soul , my body , my heart . but that kiss had nothing to do with love . that kiss was just one more power play of counselor montgomery , and that will never happen again . jack : ok . all right , look , i did n't come here to do battle . i came here because pam said you wanted to tape another segment of the show . erica : hmm . jack : do i have time to get in makeup ? i -- i do want to look my best for my fans . erica : yeah , you certainly do n't want to disappoint them . jack : no , no . you know , when you first proposed this whole reality thing , i thought , `` i do n't want to do this . i 'm going to hate this , `` but you know what ? i love it . i love it to death , and i 'm going to miss it when it 's done . erica : hmm . [ jack chuckles ] jack : i do have one serious thing to ask you . um -- do you think i should get some highlights ? erica : huh . well , if you 've had a good time so far -- jack : oh . erica : i can guarantee you 're really going to like what 's coming next . pam ? can you bring in the next mrs. jackson montgomery ? [ scene_break ] adam : damn ! why the hell wo n't they call again ? stuart : huh . is n't the light beautiful this time of day ? adam : yeah -- i 'm busy . stuart : yeah , me , too . i 've got two projects going -- murals . yeah , one is sort of a -- a work in progress . adam : well , i 'm -- i 'm trying to work , too , stuart , and i ca n't get any progress because of your yammering , so why do n't you go back to your -- to your painting ? stuart : why are you so angry ? adam : what -- what do n't you understand about `` go away `` ? stuart : you only get this angry about -- about people you love . is it krystal ? j.r. ? [ scene_break ] zach : so i got to ask you -- what the hell were you thinking giving greenlee access to spike ? it 's the last thing kendall needs . ryan : or it could solve a lot of issues , get them back to where they used to be . zach : you let greenlee back in , she 's never going to leave . she 's going to take and take from this family until she destroys it , and i 'm not going to let that happen . ryan : you know , it 's funny because a lot of people thought you would damage this family , and yet here you are . i will never forget the way that you fought to save spike just like i will never forget the way greenlee fought to create him . so why do you get to stick around , and she does n't ? zach : the devil you know , ryan -- the devil you know . [ knock on door ] [ ryan sighs ] greenlee : ryan , i -- ryan : you all right ? greenlee : it 's really strange being back here . ryan : what is it , greenlee ? what can i do for you ? greenlee : um -- i -- i wanted to talk . i was n't expecting an audience . zach : what , me ? do n't worry about me . we 're just -- we 're one big happy family , right , ry ? go ahead . greenlee : i was up most of the night thinking about everything that 's happened . i came back here expecting so much . i did n't realize it was impossible until i got here . see , all i really wanted was my friends and my family and my home . and i was kicked in the face . by you and by you and kendall and -- zach : and you kicked pretty hard yourself . greenlee : it 's amazing how you forget why i left . zach : how can i forget with you in my face every five minutes to remind me ? ryan : do n't make it worse , zach . greenlee : i appreciate what you said -- about including me . and kendall -- she 's -- she 's made an effort . i 'm going to stop being a pain in the ass . i 'm dropping the custody suit . kendall : you wo n't fight to take spike ? greenlee : no . i -- i ca n't push you away anymore . [ scene_break ] erica : and what is it exactly that you find so appealing about my soon - to - be ex ? woman : everything . if you ca n't have erica , you deserve better than that barbara m woman . jack : yes , well , thank you very much for saying that . you know , the divorce process can be a very long one . erica : oh , but not ours . i mean , jack has had so many propositions -- i mean , proposals -- since we went public . and so i just thought , what better way to show how much i really care about this man than to find the next mrs . right ? jack : oh . [ jack laughs ] woman : i have always been a fan , ms. kane , but your compassion for poor mr. montgomery just makes me love you all the more . erica : oh . woman : and then i was , like , you 're totally perfect for me . second woman : i 'm used to the best , and you are the best . third woman : built my cabin -- these hands ! bet you do n't know many women who 've done that . first woman : when i saw you on tv , i seriously went waah ! second woman : you look like a pinot man . jack : oh . woman : `` terroir `` is so important -- the flavor of the soil , whether it 's a wine or a man . second woman : you like to hunt ? i prefer bear . third woman : and if we , like , met , you would , like , see it , too . and we could , like , you know -- second woman : cooked fresh off the bone . nothing like it . first woman : i have my own jet . [ scene_break ] stuart : adam ? is it -- is it because you miss krystal ? or is it -- did j.r. do something ? adam : no , he has n't done anything . stuart : well , then why are you so angry ? adam : just get the hell out and leave me alone , stuart . leave me alone ! stuart : i wish you would just stop trying to pretend that you hate j.r. , because you love him so much . why do n't you just tell him that ? tell him that you want him to come back . man 's voice : tell anyone -- he 's dead . adam : just -- just get out , stuart . go . stuart : but , adam -- adam : just go ! [ scene_break ] [ spike coos ] annie : well -- ahem -- i should probably go pack . greenlee : no , stay , please . um -- all this b.s . i pulled -- it involves you , too . i just want you all to know that i 'm -- i 'm going to stop the lawsuits , the charges , the fighting . it 's done . zach : all right . good . so what do you want ? ryan : leave her alone , zach . zach : it 's a simple happy family question . what do you want ? ryan : all right , i want to give you a life of love and adventure and surprises . greenlee : i love our life together . kendall : you want what ryan offered you . you want us back . [ scene_break ] woman : i have a confession to make . i lied . je vous ador . but i 'm married , happily , for 30 years . jack : oh . woman : but if you and erica got back together , perhaps you could join my husband and i for dinner . a double date , on our yacht ! it would be so fun ! erica : yes , it would . thank you . thank you so much for participating . woman : if i were single -- [ woman sighs ] erica : that went well , do n't you think ? pam : let 's see what we have . erica : so -- [ door closes ] erica : how do you feel about bear -- fresh off the bone ? jack : what was the point of all that ? are you trying to remind me that there 's no one in the world like you , erica ? i already know that . erica : well , you 've seemed so excited about all the attention you 've been getting from all your fans . jack : i 'll tell you what . you were the one that pushed for our separation and our divorce . you do n't want me to kiss you , you do n't want to remain married to me . so you know what ? please , try to figure out what the hell it is you want , and get back to me . woman : oh -- hello . i 'm milla -- one of your fans . i hope i 'm not too late . [ scene_break ] babe : thank you so much for bringing the study guides . i 'll -- i 'll try to get some book time in at lunch . jamie : well , if you have any problems , call your tutor . babe : well , i think my tutor has his own problems . jamie : yeah . babe : you want to talk about it ? jamie : you and i getting into my love life ? no , i do n't want to put this on you . babe : come on . how many times did you get me through craziness with j.r. ? and it helped , a lot . and i want to be able to help you . jamie : what ? there 's not much to say . babe : you are such a guy , jamie martin . ok , look at all the madness . julia thinks that she 's pregnant . and then your life is flashed before your eyes , and then false alarm . and then all of the sudden , everything shifts again , and -- so now what ? you -- you really think that she wants to break up with you ? jamie : she could barely look me in the eyes this morning , so , yeah , i think so . babe : i 'm sorry . jamie : i 'm fine . i mean , not a `` i 'm good `` fine . it 's more like `` i 'll deal `` fine . you know , julia 's been the best . we 're not even broken up yet . babe : you know , when j.r. and i -- when i -- you know , i was thinking , there were so many decisions , and i had all these doubts . `` is it right , is it wrong ? `` but now , i can look at it and see that it was right . jamie : losing julia will hurt like hell . but i 'm not going to go there until i hear it from her mouth . babe : well , the one thing that i 've learned -- we keep living our lives . whatever it may bring . [ scene_break ] jack : so what do you do ? milla : i 'm an attorney . jack : you 're kidding . erica : hmm . jack : something else we have in common . erica : huh . milla : with a tv gig . i 'm a legal commentator for wrcw . jack : boy , oh , boy -- smart , charming . i 'll bet your tv - q is through the roof . milla : oh , i am just a small fish . especially compared to ms. kane . actually , we 've met a few times . at the miranda center benefit last year and the fundraiser for the hospital . erica : you know , i meet so many people . i 'm sorry , i just do n't -- jack : well , if i had met you , i certainly would n't have forgotten . [ milla chuckles ] jack : wait a minute -- the keeler case , right ? you were on that ? milla : oh , i was second chair for the defense . jack : of course . milla : you remember judge knowles ? jack : he slept through my cross . milla : yes . and you still won . jack : well -- erica : well , they have so much in common . maybe we have met the next mrs. montgomery . milla : oh , i guarantee , i wo n't be the next mrs. montgomery . i 'd keep my name , as you have . erica : if you have no more questions , i believe this interview is over . milla : oh , it was so fast . um -- could we continue this over dinner sometime ? jack : well , that 's -- that 's very nice of you to ask , but -- i say , why wait ? what are you doing for lunch ? milla : have you been to briganti 's ? jack : briganti is my favorite place to go . milla : fantastic . jack : well , let 's go , then . milla : great . jack : excuse us . erica : so , there you have it . the new divorce and possibly a new beginning . pam : great . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm sorry i was so horrible about the sonogram . i mean , i was ready to drop the custody suit , but then i saw you with the picture , and -- i felt exposed and pathetic , like a crazy woman who just holds on to a picture . i know spike is n't mine . i do get that . he 's yours . and he 's yours . it 's just that in my heart -- [ spike coos ] greenlee : i could n't let go of him . ryan : nobody is trying to shut you out of spike 's life , greenlee . nothing can change the connection that you have with him . greenlee : well , now it 's a connection he 'll never know . kendall : my son , spike , and my lovely daughter , amelia . my true inspirations . zach : you got a plane to catch . let me help you with your luggage . annie : yeah , i should check on emma . zach : all right . we 'll finish this later . come on . ryan : look , there really is only one way to move on . kendall : wait . [ scene_break ] adam : oh , my god . ok -- i 'll get the money , son . i 'll get it . [ scene_break ] erica : and where did you ever find that man - eater , milla ? i mean , this is supposed to be a warm , nurturing , amicable divorce , not me throwing jack to the sharks . how did you ever let that barracuda slip by you like that ? pam : i must have been too blinded by our ratings . erica : well , i care about ratings . but my goodness -- i mean , this -- this milla person 's segment -- that -- that really needs to be on the cutting room floor . do not let a mistake like that happen again . pam : you call that a mistake ? erica : ahem -- all right , i may need to speak to jack . call him . make sure that he is always reachable . [ door closes ] [ phone rings ] pam : hi , jack , it 's pam . erica wants you to be available for the rest of the day . jack : oh , gosh , pam , i 'm afraid you 're going to have to tell her that she 's -- she 's too late . i 'm already at lunch . [ scene_break ] kendall : give me the baby . you started it . i finish it . hi , baby . it 's ok . you want to say hi to somebody ? hmm ? [ spike babbles as kendall hands him to greenlee ] greenlee : hi . kendall : ok . greenlee : oh . hi . hi , little man . oh . [ spike fusses ] greenlee : he feels amazing . [ next_on ] amanda : this is our chance , j.r . i know how to break out of here . man : you owe me . lily : no , i 've never met you . man : pay up now . greenlee : i ca n't do this . ryan : what are you doing ? annie : the honeymoon 's off .
kendall confronts greenlee with spike 's sonogram which had fallen out of greenlee 's purse . kendall questions her as to why she had kept the sonogram for so long . ryan , annie , and emma pack for a delayed family honeymoon . greenlee lets kendall know that she wanted spike long before he was born . erica visits adam and asks him if he could be the one who promised to donate a million dollars to the miranda center upon the finalization of hers and jack 's divorce . adam denies any interest in erica 's marital split from jack . he runs her off just as zach arrives for a meeting . adam asks zach for a hundred million dollars , but will not tell him why he wants the money . zach promises that he will think about it . babe gives greenlee some helpful advice .
ryan : hey , sweetness , why do n't you take this and go to the vending machine and get yourself some ginger ale for your tummy , ok ? and make sure that very nice police officer outside -- he watches you the whole time . you got that ? ok , thanks . what were you two whispering about ? annie : you know , silly girl talk . ryan : i think it probably was a little more than that . emma seemed pretty excited . annie : ok , you 've got us . we were planning a takeover of the government . from now on emma shall be known as `` dear little leader . `` ryan : do n't play games with me , annie . annie : i am not the one playing games here , ryan . [ scene_break ] liza : tad , tad , wake up . please , are you ok ? tad : ah , yeah . no , i 'm fine . oh , my god , liza , liza , we 've got to get you to the hospital . liza : it 's ok , it 's ok . tad : no , it 's not , honey . i 've got to get you an ambulance . liza : it 's ok , i 'm fine . hey , tad , listen to me . i 'm fine . tad : i might have hurt the baby . god knows i must have hurt you . liza : no , listen , there 's no baby . no baby . no . tad : what ? liza : i 'm not pregnant . it 's a fake . [ scene_break ] krystal : well , i take it it did n't go so well with david ? marissa : no . i did everything i could think of to talk him out of it , but he 's sure that jake and amanda are using their honeymoon to steal his baby from him . krystal : where is he ? marissa : he got a call . found out where they were . krystal : and he went straight after them . marissa : yeah . and he would n't tell me where , either . all i know is he hired a plane . he 's already gone . krystal : god help them . and that baby . [ scene_break ] amanda : it 's nice to finally meet you face to face . i 'm your mommy . hey . jake : babe , they 're -- they 're here , so we have to move quickly . you know , everything 's set up . amanda : i ca n't . jake , i ca n't give my baby away . jake : ok . amanda : no , please , please . please do n't take him . i know , i know i said that that 's what i wanted . i ca n't go through with it . please , i ca n't give my baby away . jake : ok . [ scene_break ] annie : you did n't really buy that whole tummy ache routine , did you ? she 's probably stocking up on candy with the cash you gave her . ryan : our seven - year - old is playing games like this and that does n't bother you at all ? annie : maybe if you let our daughter visit her mother , she would n't have to pretend she was sick to come see me . ryan : she learned how to lie like that from you . annie : oh , fine . i am not the only one who 's lied . ryan : to our daughter ? yes , you are . look , i want you to get better , ok ? i really do . i do , but you have to promise me that you will be committed to whatever treatment the court orders for you . annie : and what about emma ? what about what she needs ? ryan : emma is doing fine . annie : she needs her mother in her life , ryan . ryan : she needs her mother to be committed to getting better , that 's what she needs . annie : and you know what ? she has that . i could have escaped from here , you know ? my security guard out there had fallen asleep . i could have walked out of here and disappeared , but i did n't . because of emma . i am doing everything i can to fix things . i am doing everything anybody tells me to do . i have to . [ scene_break ] aidan : hey , emma . you look like you 're feeling better . emma : i got to see my mommy . aidan : you did ? oh , good . did you get the chance to play the secret game ? great , come over here . why do n't you tell me ? what 's your mommy 's secret ? emma : i ca n't tell you . aidan : why not ? emma : 'cause it wo n't be a secret any more . [ scene_break ] krystal : i -- i am so sorry . i really do appreciate your trying , though . marissa : well , it did n't do any good . he did n't listen to a damn thing i said . krystal : no , i 'm sure he did . trust me , david -- he takes in everything . he remembers everything . i mean , it 's just that he is just so narrow - minded , and he 's obsessed when it comes to his children . marissa : all except this one . oh , god , i mean i was so naive to think that having me around would somehow be enough for him . krystal : i really just think that david is coming to terms with who you are . i mean , really , i knew who you were your whole life , and i still -- i still ca n't believe you 're here . marissa : it 's just -- well , i just , i thought that since losing babe set all this in motion for him , that maybe having her sister around would be enough to stop him from going after that baby . krystal : this did n't start with babe 's death . believe me , it started long before that with leora , the daughter that david lost when she was just a baby . honey , i saw that when i lost the baby we were supposed to have . it was like leora 's ghost just came up out of the grave and grabbed him by the throat . that is why he 's so obsessed with amanda 's baby . he 's -- he 's still looking for a way to put leora to rest . it 's not because you 're not enough . marissa : you should call tad . tell him he really needs to get in touch with jake and amanda . i mean , they need to know that david 's on his way . [ scene_break ] tad : you 're not pregnant . liza : no . tad : i mean , not even a little . i mean , not that you can be a little bit pregnant , but , um ... why ? liza : well , you know , it 's a long story . tad : well , it would have to be . liza : yeah , ok , ok . tad , i 've been , um -- really , extremely lonely ever since colby left . tad : so why not buy a puppy ? liza : because -- come on , i miss a family . tad : yeah , well , you could start by finding a nice guy rather than making the kind of , you know -- obtusely -- the imaginary baby . liza : no , because i 'm done with relationships . come on , you fool me once , shame on you . you fool me a dozen times ? no , but i want a child . colby wants a family as well . that 's the whole reason she went running to adam , because she found her brother there . yeah , and then she found her nephew . she found her grandmother , and now she 's found her cousin . come on , i realize that she wants more than just me . so i 'm trying to give her that . tad : honey , your daughter 's nothing if not incredibly bright . eventually she 's going to figure out that her brother or sister is part of the sofa . liza : yeah , ok , so i have n't exactly figured it all out yet . tad : a - ha , ok , now i know the reason you did -- there 's a reason you did that . liza : what ? tad : that thing . when you turn away from me , it 's because you knew you could never lie to me . liza ? liza : i have n't figured it all out yet . tad : and she does it again . liza : oh , please . tad : i saw that , liza . come on . liza : what ? tad : you do n't do anything but figure things out . liza : please , stop pushing me , tad . tad : i 'm not pushing you . honey , look , ok -- all right ? this is n't just nuts . it 's not just crazy . it 's weird . i mean , eventually you 're going to have to , you know -- the fact is you 're going to need a real ... oh , my god . you would n't ? that 's why you were so concerned about jake . you were going to steal amanda 's baby and pretend it was your own ? liza : i would never steal a baby . he was going to give it to me . [ scene_break ] amanda : i 'm so sorry . i 'm so sorry . jake : you 're sorry for what ? that you 're falling in love with your -- your child ? do n't ever apologize for that . this is your son . this is your son . look , honey , if you do n't -- if you do n't want to put him up for adoption , you do n't have to do that . you do n't have to . amanda : but what about david ? he 's going to try and take him away from me . look at what he did to little adam . i mean , j.r. almost lost him . we do n't have their money , their influence . we ca n't fight him like they did . and i can not live with the fear of knowing that he could just steal him away at any moment . jake : look , this is -- we 'll find a spot . listen to me . on this earth we will find a spot and we will disappear , ok ? just the three of us -- and we 'll set up a brand new life a million miles away from everybody , especially david . amanda : you know as well as i do that he wo n't stop , jake . he wo n't stop . he will go to the ends of the earth to find us , and i do n't want to live our lives running . i ca n't do that to this little boy . i ca n't do that to you . jake : well , then let 's go home , ok ? together . and we 'll fight him face - to- face , head - on . you are this baby 's mother . you know what ? that in court , that -- that holds a lot of weight . you 'll cut some sort of a deal with david , some sort of visitational thing . as little as possible , hopefully , but ... amanda : even if we win -- even if we win , jake , he wo n't stop . he does n't know how to stop . he will keep hammering and hammering at us . i know how he works . i was with him when he did that to j.r. , and he 's going to keep going until he ruins you or me or both of us , and he 's going to use that to try and tear him away from me . i ca n't do that to this little boy . he deserves a normal life . jake : i support whatever it is that you want to do , ok ? but it 's your decision and so ... amanda : i know , and i need to do what 's best for my son . jake : look , you do n't have to do this if you do n't want to . you want to change your mind , it 's your mind to change , ok ? amanda : no . no , we have to go through with it as planned . i have to do this for my baby . can you give me a minute to say good - bye ? jake : yeah . amanda : how ? how could i ever say good - bye to you ? [ scene_break ] aidan : you love playing games , do n't you ? well , i have another game for you . it 's called `` hot and cold . `` want to play that ? emma : how do you play it ? aidan : well , here 's how it goes . i try and guess your mommy 's secret . and if i 'm right , you say `` hot . `` and if i 'm sort of right , you say `` warm , `` and if i 'm way wrong , you say `` cold . `` you understand ? ok , let 's play . is mommy 's secret about me ? emma : cold . aidan : is mommy 's secret about little adam 's granddad ? emma : cold , cold . aidan : is mommy 's secret about you ? emma : warm . ryan : hey , sweetness . ok , i think it 's about time we get going . ok ? [ scene_break ] liza : so amanda was planning to give the baby up for adoption , but she knew that david would eventually track him down and steal him away , so jake and amanda , they came up with this plan to make david think that the baby had died . tad : you are joking . that 's why they went on the honeymoon , so they could fake a baby 's death ? liza : yeah , and that 's why jake called me , because i was going to help with the adoption , and then it just , it all -- it hit me . tad : you figured you could pass off the baby as your own , like hiding in plain sight and david would never suspect anything , and amanda could probably just see her kid any time she wanted , right ? liza : well , actually , no . amanda does n't know exactly about that part about me adopting the baby . she just thinks that it 's going to a really good home . tad : you are out of your red - headed mind . there is no way this can work . liza , it 's way too complicated . you 've got too many secrets , too many lies , and you are -- you are so underestimating hayward . liza : well , actually , i think it 's a damn good way of protecting the baby from him . tad : but you 're not protecting the baby . that baby 's going to be the one who 's hurt worst of all when this whole thing comes out . it does n't matter how many years it takes , you know it 's going to . liza : well , now you 're just underestimating us because jake and i -- we 're never going to let that happen . [ phone ringing ] tad : do n't move . jake ? krystal : no , this is krystal , but i -- i am looking for jake . have you been in touch with him yet ? tad : what 's wrong ? krystal : david 's been busy . he found out where they went and went after them . we really have to warn them now . tad : i 'll take care of it . [ phone closing ] tad : where are they ? liza : i do n't know where they are . tad : liza , do n't play with me . i do n't know how he did it , but somehow david found out where they are , and he 's on his way there now to bushwhack them . now where are amanda and jake ? liza : they 're in barbados . jake got a little bed and breakfast near calvin 's bay . [ phone ringing ] david : yeah . tad : jake , listen . it 's me , ok ? i know all about this , this ridiculous plan of yours , ok ? you 've got to call it off . you 've got to get out of there . look , somehow hayward found out where you are . he 's on his way there now . you 've got to come home . jake ? jake , are you there ? tad : he hung up on me . [ scene_break ] maid : oh , dr. martin , i did n't realize you were ... who are you ? what are you doing in dr. martin 's room ? david : it 's all right . i 'm -- i 'm a friend from back home . there 's been a terrible accident , and i 'm trying to find him . do you know where he is ? maid : yes , the clinic . david : the clinic ? why ? maid : mrs. martin went into labor . [ scene_break ] amanda : look at you . look how beautiful you are . you know , i never thought i 'd have a baby . not because i did n't want to . but because i 've made a lot of mistakes in my life . and i thought i 'd mess it up . but you are definitely not a mistake . you 're more perfect than i could have ever imagined . you know , i used to dream about what -- what it would feel like to hold you just like this in my arms . i tried not to , though , because i knew once i did i 'd never want to let you go again . oh , god , i would give anything to keep you , to know what your laugh sounds like , what your voice will sound like , how tall you 'll grow ... but i ca n't . i just ca n't . i have to do this for your sake , ok ? please , please do n't hate me for it . i am going to always love you , ok ? yes , i am . jake : babe , it 's -- it 's all going to work out . he 's going to have a wonderful life . please believe that . [ scene_break ] ryan : that is so pretty . it really is . emma : thank you . ryan : you 're welcome . hey , how come you told me that you had a tummy ache when you did n't ? emma : i just really wanted to see mommy . ryan : how did you know she was in the hospital ? emma : i heard you talking on the phone . ryan : oh , so you told me a lie ? do you think that was wrong ? emma : i just really wanted to see mommy . ryan : i know , i know . hey , but it 's really important that you do n't tell any lies , ok ? to anybody . but especially -- especially to me . ok , do you understand that ? emma : yes . ryan : yeah . you promise me you 'll tell me the truth from now on ? emma : yes . ryan : yeah ? come over here and give me a hug . come give me a hug . come on . oh , my goodness , i love you so much . big hug . now what were you and mommy whispering about ? emma : i ca n't tell you or else i 'll lose . ryan : you 'll lose ? lose what ? emma : the game . ryan : what game ? emma : the game that i 'm playing with aidan . ryan : oh . i see . [ scene_break ] aidan : hey . annie : hey . aidan : how are you feeling ? annie : i feel better now . thank you for telling me that emma was here at the hospital . it was -- it was really great to see her . aidan : i thought a visit would be good for the both of you . annie : yeah , and maybe you too , right ? aidan : what do you mean ? annie : i 'm talking about emma 's little secret game . you think i do n't know where she got that from ? instead of using my daughter , why do n't you just come right out and say it ? you do n't trust me , and you think that i 'm hiding something from you . aidan : i do n't think , annie . i know you 're hiding something from me . when you thought you were about to die , you were going to say something to me , something very important . you said that you were so close to something , and angie walked in here and interrupted us , and when she told you that you were going to be fine , you completely changed your mind , and you shut down on me . why ? what is it that you came so close to ? [ scene_break ] marissa : so what happens now ? krystal : well , we wait . we hope tad gets there before david does . marissa : no , i meant with david . what 's going to happen with him ? what does he do ? if jake and amanda run away with the baby , does david chase after them ? krystal : would n't be surprised . after the way he went after little a when babe died . marissa : what if he ca n't find them ? what does he do then ? go after little a again ? when does it all stop with him ? krystal : i do n't think david will ever be satisfied , especially when it comes to his kids . marissa , i tried to warn you , all right ? i told you to stay away . i did not want you to become david 's next obsession . marissa : yeah , well , i do n't think you have to be worried about that , not after today . he did n't seem to be very interested in me . maybe the only children david wants are the ones he ca n't have . [ scene_break ] amanda : i want my baby . i want my baby . david : so do i . where is my son ? amanda : get out . get out of here ! david : where is my son , amanda ? amanda : it 's over . he 's gone . david : what are you talking about ? what do you mean , `` he 's gone `` ? amanda : get out ! jake : what are you doing here ? david : i want my son . what have you done with him ? jake : nobody 's done anything with him , david . he 's dead . and it 's because of you . [ scene_break ] tad : does n't make any sense . it 's like he turned off his phone all over again , you know ? i just keep getting his voice mail . i ca n't even get through to his room . i got to get in touch with him . liza : yeah , but , look , jake knows what he 's doing . tad : no , he does n't . jake needs a good swift kick in the head . you know what ? he 's not the one i 'm worried about . the one i 'm worried about is amanda . because she 's on her way down there . she thinks she 's giving up a child for the rest of her life . she does n't know that you and jake cooked up this little plan . son of a bitch . liza : hey , are you all right there ? tad : no , i 'm not all right . i got this raging headache . it 's like my mind is turning itself inside out trying to come up with something funny about this . and there 's nothing funny about it at all . liza : look , amanda wanted to find a good home for her son , and i 'm going to be that -- tad : no , liza . amanda wanted to get her child as far away from david hayward as possible . now , the last i heard , you were planning on sticking around pine valley , were n't you ? because , if she did know about it , a few blocks would be more than enough to ease amanda 's mind about anything . liza : which is exactly the reason why we did n't want to say anything . tad : because , you know , of course , what she does n't know wo n't hurt her . liza : exactly . tad : no , what she does n't know wo n't hurt you . but do you know who it 's going to hurt ? jake . for the rest of his life , you 're asking him to lug around a secret like this . that 's going to eat him inside out . every time he takes a look at you and that kid , it 's going to hit him all over again . and you know what ? it should . trust me , i know . no parent should ever be separated from their child , ever . [ scene_break ] marissa : i just thought that by getting to know david and finding out who he was underneath all that pain , that maybe it would help me with my own pain , help me figure out who i was . i just ... god , i -- i need some answers . krystal : they 'll come . they will , ok . you just -- you ca n't force them . marissa : tell me about it . i miss my mom and dad so much . i just wanted to matter to david . you know , i thought that maybe he really could be like a second father to me . so i tried to fill the void babe left in his life . how pathetic is that ? [ scene_break ] ryan : now you want mommy to get better , do n't you ? yeah . and so do i . but i need your help , ok . i really need you to tell me what she said . emma : it 's a secret . ryan : i know , but sometimes it 's really important to tell people 's secrets in order to help them , ok ? what ? emma : it 's about you . ryan : it is ? what about me ? emma : mommy said she has a guardian angel . ryan : did she say who it was ? emma : no , but i know it 's you . she said you 're going to help her get out of the hospital , so we could be a family again . [ scene_break ] annie : you want the truth ? aidan : that 's what we promised each other . annie : what i came so close to was being happy , being really , truly happy . for the first time in my life , i thought i 'd found a man who loved me for me . a man who really understood me . aidan : i do . annie : but you do n't believe me ? aidan : you 've made it very difficult lately . annie : you still think i 'm crazy , do n't you ? aidan : no . annie : you think i should be locked back up at oak haven , spending day after day after day talking to doctors , letting them dissect my mind , piece by piece . well , no , i do n't belong there , and i 'm not going back . i am better now , aidan . and a lot of people believe me . aidan : one person in particular , right ? adam chandler ? where is he right now ? i mean , he 's been by your side ever since you came in here . annie : well , he left so i could get some sleep . i think you should do the same . [ scene_break ] liza : you know , you 're right . you 're right , no parent should be kept from their child . but sometimes it 's necessary . like when you helped me keep colby away from adam . tad : yeah , that went swimmingly . are you going to tell me you do n't regret that now ? liza : hey , this is different , we 're talking about david hayward . come on . that man has ruined more lives than adam . you , of all people -- you should understand the implications of allowing that man to be -- to raise any child . would you want him raising jenny ? tad : no . liza : no , right . and what about little adam ? hmm ? you and j.r. did everything you possibly could to make sure that he did n't have his claws in him , did n't you ? come on . did n't you ? tad : yes . liza : ok , so how is this any different ? tad : because ! you 're basically telling david hayward that the child -- - the son he 's always dreamed of having is dead . gone forever . i do n't care how big a rat hayward is , he does n't deserve that . liza : you 're talking about kathy and what dixie did ? tad : damned right i am . dixie lied to me about kathy for years . she allowed me to mourn for her , ok ? i used to talk to my daughter like she was dead . and dixie regretted that until the day she died . and not because of the pain she put me through , but because of what she did to our daughter . do n't kid yourself , liza . kathy 's got a whole mess of issues to work through . so you can sit around and come up with all the excuses you want , the reasons why you think you and jake should be doing this . but , if you do it , that kid 's going to be just one more casualty , and you will hate yourself for it . [ scene_break ] david : no . no , he 's not dead . jake : you tortured her , you stressed her out beyond human boundaries . you constantly told her you were going to take the baby over and over again . it 's because of you , dave . it 's because of you . david : how ? jake : well , stress . she went into premature labor . there was a cord prolapse . we could n't get to the clinic on time . i mean , it 's -- it 's -- david : how could you be so stupid ? how could you be so stupid ? amanda : stop it ! david : you put her on a plane ? amanda : david , stop ! david : you killed my son . amanda : somebody help ! david : you killed him ! you hear me ? orderly : hey , hey , hey . david : you killed him ! amanda : get him . [ jake coughing ] [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] aidan : hey . ryan : who the hell do you think you are ? aidan : what are you talking about ? ryan : using my daughter like that . the little game you have going on with annie . aidan : i told you that annie was up to something . ryan : do n't you ever , ever use my daughter like that again . aidan : annie 's keeping a secret . i had to find out what it is . ryan : i know what the secret is , aidan . she thinks she 's got a guardian angel that 's going to rescue her , make everything all happy again . is that what you 're going to do ? you going to break her out of jail again ? take her away , along with emma this time ? aidan : no . i told you i do n't want annie to be set free now or at any time soon . the problem is her guardian angel . [ scene_break ] krystal : i want you to listen up good . i was just like you , ok ? i thought that that void in david was because he lost babe . that 's not it , all right ? it 's been there in him long before that . probably long before he lost his little girl leora on that operating table . it 's like there is this black hole inside him that you just can not fill , no matter how hard you try . and if you insist on going back again and again , then you are going to end up just like me , broken as hell . marissa : i 'm already there . i have been since the day i lost my mom and dad . [ scene_break ] liza : i understand where you 're coming from . i do . and i ca n't imagine that pain that you went through with kathy . you are such a good man . but you are a loving man . you are a decent man . but putting a baby with david hayward is a crime . it 's child abuse , if you ask me . tad : i 'm sorry , liza . there 's not a whole lot i would n't do for you , but i 'm not going to do this . liza : wait a minute . what are -- what -- please . please , you have to -- i ca n't lose my baby . tad : that 's just it . it 's not your baby . it 's amanda 's . [ scene_break ] amanda : jake , oh , my god , are you ok ? i thought he was going to kill -- jake : i 'm fine , i 'm fine , i 'm fine . amanda : how did he find us ? jake : i do n't know , but that 's david for you . i do n't know . but everything 's fine . everything 's fine . amanda : we should call the police and have him arrested . jake : oh , no . you ca n't get the local police involved in what we 're trying to do here . are you kidding ? this is -- honey , this is good . this just means that the plan is working , and david actually believes that you 've lost the baby . amanda : but i have . [ scene_break ] david : excuse me . excuse me . the woman in room 3 . nurse : yes ? david : what happened to the boy ? where did you put him ? nurse : i am sorry , sir , but you can not see -- david : i need to see him . nurse : we can only allow family , i 'm afraid . david : i am the child 's father , all right ? i want to see my son . [ loudly ] now , where is my son ?
amanda has her baby . amanda demands to see her baby and to hold it . jake has his reservations , but agrees to let amanda hold it . tad finds out from liza that her pregnancy is a fake . liza owns up to tad that jake was to give liza amanda 's baby to keep it out of david 's hands . tad is completely against this idea , not only for amanda , but for david . at the yacht club , marissa join krystal . marissa lets krystal know that david is going after jake and amanda . krystal calls tad to let him know that david is on his way to find jake and amanda . liza lets tad know that jake and amanda are in barbados . at the hospital , annie tells emma that she has a guardian angel , who is going to help her get out of here . aidan questions emma as to what annie 's secret is , but emma refuses to tell him . tad calls jake to warn him of david 's arrival in barbados , but david intercepts the call . david is caught in jake 's room by one of the maids , who lets david know where jake and amanda are .
[ music plays at the yacht club ] annie : helping others has been my life , and i was involved in several charitable causes before i even met adam chandler . and , well , now that i 'm at scott 's side -- gloria : so you and scott -- annie : we 're inseparable . and now that he 's the head of chandler , we are really gon na do amazing things together . so that 's why i think i would be an excellent candidate for the junior chair of your committee . gloria : i 'm sorry . that position 's already been filled by marissa chandler . annie : marissa ? you gave it to marissa ? why ? marissa does n't want it . marissa wants to be a lawyer . she does n't even know anything about all this kind of stuff . why would you -- j.r. : gloria . gloria : j.r . j.r. : nice to see you . singer : i need somebody less complicated j.r. : something wrong , annie ? [ scene_break ] scott : that does n't look like good news . marissa : i 'm just reading about erica 's disappearance . there 's speculation that she could be dead . scott : how is it no one knew about the plane crash until now ? marissa : she went down in the mountains of west virginia . scott : what was she doing there ? marissa : personal business , something to do with palmer cortlandt 's estate . `` palmer had specifically requested that upon his death , erica was to go to the town where he was born and get instructions regarding his will . `` [ scene_break ] greenlee : you know , you do n't have to be here . david : i want to be . greenlee : you 're worried i 'm gon na say the wrong thing about erica . david : no . no , of course not . i 'm here for moral support , and i love seeing you do what you do best . greenlee : hey , guys . we need to talk . ok , i do n't have to tell you that fusion is in a very tenuous position . between allegations of erica 's financial misconduct and her disappearance , we 've taken a huge p.r . hit , losing a significant customer base and revenue , so we have to pull it together . we have to brainstorm how to spend fusion 's quality and strength , and then get the public to focus on the product , not on -- madison : erica 's possible death ? greenlee : excuse me ? madison : i 'm sorry , but erica could be dead or dying in some wilderness , and all you care about is the p.r . angle ? [ scene_break ] krystal : all right , maybe -- maybe we should go back down the river and look further downstream . jack : no , krystal , the rangers dropped us off here because that area 's already been searched . krystal : so we just keep going ? jack : yeah . nowhere but up , it looks like to me . krystal : you know what ? that makes sense , but we just do n't have a whole lot of daylight left . jack : so what are we wasting time for ? erica : put me down ! agh ! put me down ! put me down now ! god ! caleb : that better ? jeez . erica : you ca n't keep me here . you ca n't hold me here against my will . caleb : oh , you do n't have much choices . erica : what are you gon na do to me ? [ caleb sighs ] erica : you gon na torture me just because i found some woman 's locket you do n't want to talk about ? caleb : leave it alone . erica : then what are you gon na do ? you gon na kill me and bury me in the woods ? help ! caleb : scream all you want . nobody can hear you . erica : help me ! please help me ! i never should 've trusted you . you were n't helping me , you were just playing me . you were trying to convince me that i needed you to get me off the mountain ! agh . caleb : you did n't do very well by yourself , did you ? i pointed the way down . you 'd be halfway there now if you had n't stopped to make a scene , lecture me about the real world . erica : what do you plan to do with me ? whose locket was that ? what happened to her ? caleb : you ask way too many questions . erica : i 'm not going down without a fight . caleb : well , you 're definitely gon na die , but not quite yet . erica : ugh ! no , do n't . leave me alone . do n't touch me ! stop it , caleb ! stop it ! what are you doing to me ? ! stop -- caleb : stop fighting me . erica : i will never , never stop fighting you ! what are you doing ? ! ohh ! ohh ! ohh ! [ caleb pours alcohol on erica 's ankle wound ] [ scene_break ] krystal : jackson , as eager as we are to find erica , i do n't think it would be too silly of an idea to just rest , you know ? wait until the morning . let 's just get a good jump on the day tomorrow when there 's lots of light . jack : you know what , krystal ? if you do n't think you can do this , why do n't i call the ranger ? they can come and get you and take you home . how would that be ? i 'm sorry . that was totally uncalled for . krystal : it 's ok . it 's all right . jack : no , it 's not , because i really do appreciate you being here . i do . it 's just we have wasted so much time already -- days , weeks -- and now i 'm worried about every minute . oh , my god , i hope i can find her in time . krystal : jack , if anyone can find erica , you can . because all the search teams , all the bloodhounds -- they do n't have what you have . you got a connection . jack : last time i saw erica , i told her i would wait for her . i just hope i have n't waited too long . krystal : you came as soon as you found out . jack : as soon as i found out , yeah . but my daughter -- she knew for weeks , did n't say a word . krystal : whew . just deal with that when you find erica , and she 's home safe . jack : yeah , great . what if erica 's dead ? what if erica 's gone ? i ca n't live with myself . krystal : and if greenlee caused erica 's crash -- jack : if greenlee caused erica 's crash , then i 'm gon na lose both of them , are n't i ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : it would really help if you could lose the attitude . we called this meeting to discuss fusion . david : we 're all worried about erica , no one more so than greenlee . madison : if this is a business meeting , what are you doing here ? david : i 'm here to offer my wife support . greenlee : it 's ok , david . david : this is a difficult time for everyone , admittedly . a friend , a colleague has gone missing , perhaps killed in some horrible accident . randi : wait . you think that erica 's dead ? david : i hope to god that she 's alive and well . all i 'm saying is that we 're all very sensitive to this situation . but i do believe that we should be more supportive of one another during this difficult time , that 's all . greenlee : but it also means that we should not ignore this company . we need to find the strength to separate the professional from the personal , which is exactly what erica would do . randi : which is what kendall did when we thought you were gone : business as usual . greenlee : exactly . fusion 's taken a lot of hits , and we 've survived a lot worse than this , which means we can keep going . but we 're at a tipping point here . we have a lot of hard decisions to make . do we delay erica 's line indefinitely , or do we scrap it and take the loss ? madison : you 're talking like she 's already dead . greenlee : i 'm trying to make a rational decision to save this company , my company . fusion is the top priority , and i 'm going to fight like hell to keep it alive . madison : would you do the same thing for erica ? [ scene_break ] scott : why would erica be dealing with palmer 's estate ? marissa : i do n't know . i guess he and erica were pretty close . nobody knew that this will in west virginia existed , but palmer updated it not long before he died . [ scott imagines a conversation with jack ] jack : i wonder what it says . i wonder if it tells the world that you took advantage of a dying old man . that you befriended him , got him to trust you . got him to tell you his dreams , the plan for those dreams . and then when palmer died , you stole the idea behind that plan , behind those dreams . you passed it off as your own . you picked the pocket of palmer 's heirs : opal , pete . they could 've had all this , but you stole it . why , scott ? what would your father think ? why would you do a thing like this ? you 're supposed to be one of the good guys . why would you steal like this ? scott : because it 's my turn , jack . because i can do great things at chandler . i can make a difference . and i can have the life that i have always wanted , a life that i deserve . jack : and what life would that be ? scott : a life with annie . jack : i hope it 's worth it . marissa : scott ? scott : what ? marissa : what did you just say ? scott : nothing . nothing . i 'm sorry . i was -- ahem -- i was just thinking out loud . [ scene_break ] annie : would you excuse us for a moment ? go away . j.r. : nice dress . you attending church after this ? annie : i am trying to do some good in the world . i 'm trying to help others . j.r. : you mean you 're trying to paint yourself as the benevolent matriarch of the chandler family . annie : i am with scott now . scott is the head of the company now . so that makes me -- j.r. : hungry for more power and recognition ? annie : this scares you , does n't it , me being a part of your world ? j.r. : why would that be scary ? annie : because of what happened between us the other night in the hotel room . j.r. : nothing happened . annie : you tried to get between me and scott . you were trying to cause trouble between us . you wanted me to admit that i want you more . j.r. : i do n't care who you want to be with , annie . annie : well , your plan backfired , did n't it ? because you kissed me and you felt something that you were n't expecting to feel , and suddenly you could n't stop yourself . j.r. : and you have this delusional idea that you and scott are the new power couple in town . that 's a lie . it 's a lie that he 's in control , and it 's an even bigger lie that you love him . [ scene_break ] erica : what is it ? ! caleb : it will stop the infection . [ grumbles ] erica : ow . i want you to let me out of here . please , just step aside and let me walk out . i promise i wo n't bother you . i swear i wo n't tell anybody that you 're here . caleb : well , it 's a little late for that , is n't it ? huh ? i mean , i never bothered anybody , nobody bothered me , and then you came along . and that real world that you are so infatuated with , it never infected my existence . erica : `` infected `` ? caleb : you think that you can just walk out of here , and i can go back to the way it was ? is that what you think ? erica : of course , you could . caleb : you do n't have a clue , do you ? you think you can just waltz in here , destroy somebody 's life , and then just walk away ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : madison , i understand your concern about erica , but our job now is to show the public that we 're still fusion . madison : ok , well , here 's an idea . instead of showering the public with how fabulous fusion is , why do n't we take our time and energy and do something , really do something , about the situation . greenlee : that 's what we 're trying to do . madison : no , i mean do something real like go to west virginia , help look for erica , make that difference , maybe even save her life . david : all right , you know what ? being combative is not being productive . madison : you know , i still do n't know why you 're here . greenlee : saving erica is your only suggestion ? madison : when i was at my low point , i did n't know what to do , and erica decided that i was n't a lost cause . she put me back on my feet . she gave me confidence . so if there 's anything at all that i can do for her , that i can help her with , i 'm going to do it . greenlee : hmm . that 's fascinating , really , since throughout the entire fusion competition you work for me , not her . madison : yes . but when you were gone , erica inspired us , kept up morale , kept fusion going . if it had n't been for erica -- greenlee : again , fusion is n't erica 's company , it 's mine . but since you feel so indebted to her on so many levels , go look for her , because you 're fired . [ scene_break ] annie : you know nothing about my relationship with scott . j.r. : i know this . i can walk up to any one of those fancy women you 're so desperate to be accepted by , and i could tell them stories about you that 'd make their wigs flip . you would n't be allowed within five miles of their events . you would not be accepted . gloria : may we take a picture for our web site ? annie : sure . j.r. : yeah . our pleasure . annie : yeah . gloria : ok . move a little closer together . j.r. : ahem . gloria : ok . i 'll have a proof set to you later today . annie : great . lovely . i ca n't wait . why ca n't you just let me have this ? j.r. : because it does n't belong to you . annie : why not ? why not me ? j.r. : do you really want me to answer that , annie ? annie : i know i have done some terrible things in my life , ok , but i have also suffered , and so has emma . and now i am really trying . i want to be a good partner to scott . i want to help people . and yes , yes , i want to fit into this world that i used to only dream about . and you would know nothing about that , because you 've been handed everything since you were born . j.r. : is that what you think , being adam chandler 's son was easy ? annie : i think you 've made it harder on yourself than it had to be . j.r. : oh , yeah , right . annie : just think about it , really , really think about it . let 's be honest with ourselves . a woman like marissa , she does n't think like you do . she does n't think like i do . she is never gon na get over this betrayal . j.r. : yes , she will , because i wo n't give up . i wo n't fail a.j . not again . annie : `` again `` ? what , are you talking about babe ? j.r. : i 'm not discussing this with you . annie : you still blame yourself for babe 's death ? j.r. : i was her husband . i let her down . it 's not gon na happen this time . annie : maybe it already has . j.r. : no , because my marriage is gon na be saved . you 're gon na help . annie : `` help `` ? how am i gon na do that ? j.r. : i do n't know . sometimes i think it 's best we just get it out of our system one last time . annie : are you saying we should sleep together ? have you lost your mind ? j.r. : probably . annie : what , you think we can solve all of our problems by hopping in the sack one more time ? j.r. : i 'm not saying that 's what we should do . i 'm just saying -- annie : what ? what ? what are you saying ? j.r. : i 'm saying i have too much going on in my life right now to have you in my head . i have to deal with scott 's incompetence at chandler . i have a marriage that i 'm trying to rebuild . i almost died a few months ago . so why are you still here ? why ca n't i get you out of my head ? annie : you talk about me like i 'm toxic or something . j.r. : you are . you 're just a physical craving like any other . annie : what , and the craving 's gon na go away by just one more time together ? singer : all these little secrets that i hide annie : this -- this is insane . this is crazy . why am i even considering this ? j.r. : are you ? annie : no , no . i -- i do n't even know if you 're being serious right now . are you ? singer : little secrets [ phone rings ] singer : that i hide annie : it 's scott . please go away . [ ring ] annie : hey . i was just thinking about you . what 's up ? scott : i just wanted to hear your voice . anything exciting going on ? annie : um , well , there could be something exciting going on . we never got to really have our night the other night . um , so i thought maybe we could give it another try ? scott : same hotel ? annie : is that a yes ? scott : i 'm on my way . singer : or keep them locked inside i 've come so close to telling you a thousand times 'bout all these little secrets that i hide marissa : hey , you . i thought you were at the office . what are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : your keys to the office ? and do n't bother to come back for your things . we 'll send them to you . madison : are you firing me because of my concern for erica , or is it something else ? greenlee : have n't you made enough of a scene already ? madison : is it my personal life , my relationship with ryan ? greenlee : i do n't give a damn what you do outside this office . madison : good . because whatever happens between me and ryan is none of your business . david : you ok ? greenlee : of course , i am . the last thing this company needs is someone who does n't know how to be a team player . you want to talk about erica ? [ randi shakes her head `` no . `` ] [ scene_break ] jack : how could i not see what greenlee was up to ? krystal : jackson , i 'm not giving your daughter a pass or anything , but we both know she 's married to the devil . and i am a veteran of that particular hell . jack : every day . every day i feel like i 'm losing more of her to that son of a bitch . krystal : but david and greenlee -- you can deal with that when you get back home . right now , right here , we got to keep moving . jack : you 're absolutely right . thank you . krystal . krystal : what ? [ jack holds up a seat belt ] [ scene_break ] erica : look , i 'm sorry if i ruined your life , and i 've told you that . but i have to go now . caleb : well , you 're not going . you need more medicine . now , drink up . you 're gon na drink one way or the other . erica : hey , hey -- no , no ! pfft ! that is alcohol ! what did you do to me ? i 'm a recovering addict ! i have n't had a drink in five years ! damn it , if i have a drink , i might as well have died in the plane crash ! caleb : water . go ahead . if i 'd known you were an addict , i would n't have let you chug it . erica : i did n't chug it . i do n't know how you can drink something so vile . caleb : `` vile `` ? that 's best batch i ever made . erica : you just wanted me to get drunk . caleb : oh , do n't flatter yourself . erica : what 's the matter ? you ca n't handle it -- big , strong survivalist like you ? caleb : you 're making it worse . erica : hey ! stop -- leave -- do n't touch it . leave me alone . leave it alone . caleb : i 'll leave you alone . erica : i will fix it . caleb : fix it . erica : i 'll get past this pain . i 'll survive the pain , and i will survive you . caleb : you may not have noticed , but nobody 's coming for you . i 'm all you got . [ scene_break ] jack : ok . so let 's look at what we know here , ok ? erica was n't in the plane , so that 's a good sign , right ? that means she probably walked away , right ? krystal : yeah . that seems logical . jack : so there 's got to be something around here to let us know if that 's true or not . let 's keep looking . jack : krystal , come here . it 's hers . that 's her scarf . krystal : jack , listen . you said yourself no body means that erica could very well have walked out of here on her own power . jack : where ? where would she go ? this terrain , these miserable storms -- where -- it can not end like this . krystal : hey , wait . wait , wait , wait . is that smoke ? someone 's up there , someone alive enough to build a fire . come on . jack : let 's go . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ok , from here on in , all fusion advertising and p.r . will no longer feature erica 's name or likeness . i know . i know it 's cold and it 's drastic , and i 'm sorry , but with the s.e.c . investigation and erica 's disappearance , there 's no upside to having her associated with fusion . are we all clear ? randi : yes . greenlee : any questions ? randi : no . greenlee : good . we 're in survival mode , and i ca n't do this without you . randi : whatever you need . thank you for being on board with this . i know it 's not easy . [ greenlee sighs ] david : you did great , everything you needed to do . greenlee : if there 's a hell , i 'm going there . [ scene_break ] j.r. : missed you at the meeting . marissa : yeah , sorry . i got caught up studying . at least , you were here . j.r. : decided i 'd swing by , show some chandler presence . what are you doing here ? marissa : i wanted to sign a.j . up for the tadpole swim team . j.r. : i was just headed over there . marissa : really ? j.r. : yeah . marissa : the swim meets are every wednesday night . are you gon na be free ? j.r. : as far as i know . sounds like a great family night . what ? marissa : this . you . you really want to make this work , our family . j.r. : more than anything . i 'll prove to you that we can be a family again . marissa : god , you do n't know what it means to hear that with all my father 's craziness , the lies , rumors that he 's involved in erica 's disappearance , to have a man in my life that i can count on , who says i can trust him and means it -- thank you . j.r. : yeah . come on . [ scene_break ] scott : [ kissing annie in hotel room ] hey . i am not j.r . i wo n't use you , and i will never hurt you . i love you , annie , and i have loved you from the moment that we first met . do you remember your first words to me ? you told me how sorry you were that my father died . you looked into my eyes and you spoke , and i saw your heart . i have never forgotten that moment . i have wanted you all this time , annie . [ scene_break ] greenlee : was i wrong to fire madison ? david : you did what you thought best . greenlee : non - answer . david : you need to surround yourself with people you trust 100 % . greenlee : yeah , i do . david : mm - hmm . greenlee : it 's not like she says . it 's not because of ryan . david : i know that . greenlee : i could really use a drink . david : no kidding . why do n't i take you downstairs to confusion ? greenlee : no , no . there 's got to be something around here somewhere . [ david stares at a picture of erica ] greenlee : ohh . val really needs to find a better hiding place for the good stuff . david : ah , champagne ? greenlee : yeah , i know . not keep in with the mood , but it 's all we have . thank you for being here . david : did n't i promise to always have your back ? greenlee : yeah , well , my back 's not very popular here these days . david : it 's all part of the process . i know it 's not easy , but in the end , you 're gon na get what you want , everything you 've earned . greenlee : you do n't think it 's cruel removing erica 's image from the company ? david : no . i think it was the smart thing to do , the only thing to do . greenlee : you know erica came to my rescue once ? a long time ago after leo died . the tabloids would n't leave me alone , and she went crazy on some process server , ripped the film out of the camera to protect me . i sure as hell am not doing much to protect her now , am i ? david : greenlee , do n't do that . greenlee : that day , she told me to stay true to who i am , to have no doubts . now ? huh . all i have are doubts about what i 've done , about who i am . david : you 're greenlee hayward , a smart , brilliant , strong woman who 's trying to keep her company . greenlee : how do you do it ? erica 's plane crash is just another obstacle to be removed ? david : no , of course not . greenlee , i already told you i care deeply for erica . hell , i even loved her once . but if i let my mind go there just to think about what happened to her -- what might 've happened -- there 's nothing we can do to fix it . greenlee : it just feels like we should do something or say something . david : how about a toast ? greenlee : to erica ? david : why not ? would you care to do the honors ? greenlee : i guess . to erica kane . there 's never been another like her . david : amen . [ phone rings ] david : hmm . hello ? yeah , all right . ok , i 'll be right there . i got to go -- hospital business . greenlee : ok . david : you were great today . greenlee : ohh . [ greenlee picks up erica 's picture then drops it in the trash can ] [ scene_break ] erica : you think just because i 'm a woman and i 'm small and i 'm hurt , that makes you stronger ? well , you 're wrong . because i do n't give up , and obviously you have . caleb : oh , you know me so well . erica : yes , you survive . but there 's no way in hell that you could ever mistake this for living . caleb : what the hell do you know about surviving ? and spare me the bear story . erica : i survived my addiction . i survived rape . each of my daughters nearly died . i lost my mother , i -- my son . a lot of career ups and downs . caleb : hmm . and all those husbands . erica : yes , all those husbands . caleb : hmm . erica : i have survived more than you could even comprehend . and you know something ? every single one of those things has made me stronger , because i did n't run away and hide on the mountain . no , i faced every challenge . i took every risk . and for every pain that i felt , i experienced joy , because life is more than just surviving . life is also about love . love ! caleb : hmm - hmm - hmm . erica : and that 's why i have got to get the hell out of this place and this mountain and go home ! and i will , and you will stay here . you will stay here by yourself , and you 'll tell yourself what a big , strong man you are . and you know what you really are ? you 're a coward , because you live here all by yourself with nothing but a bottle of booze and a dog that does n't even have a name ! and you know what ? i do n't even think that that dog exists ! caleb : if i could hear you , i 'd tell you to shut the hell up . but i ca n't hear you . erica : because you ca n't take the truth . great . well , i 've had enough . i have had enough . i have got to get the hell out of here , and i am ! i 'm going ! i hate you ! i 've had enough -- caleb : whoops . erica : oh , my god . oh , my god , that 's my cell phone ! caleb : uh - uh - uh - uh . erica : you had my cell phone all this time ? all this time you kept my cell phone away from me , so i could n't call my family , and i could n't call the police . caleb : is that what you think ? erica : ohh . [ picks up the rifle and points it at caleb ] caleb : hey . erica : you stay the hell away from me . caleb : you wo n't shoot me . erica : you would n't be the first man i shot , or stabbed . caleb : what , they come between you and your fancy shoes ? erica : oh , i was right all along about you , was n't i ? you just pretended to try to help me , and all you did was you kept me here . caleb : why the hell would i want you here ? erica : give me my phone . caleb : give me my gun . erica : slide it to me . back up . back up ! keep going . caleb : should i put my hands in the air ? erica : sure . caleb : gun 's heavy , is n't it ? erica : i 'm getting out of here . caleb : you do n't even know which way to go . erica : yeah , i do . you told me how to get down the mountain . stay there . caleb : want me to get the door for you ? erica : oh , shut it . caleb : thank you . [ scene_break ] annie : that was amazing . scott : and it 's just the beginning . [ scene_break ] [ music plays as j.r. looks at the picture taken earlier of him and annie ] [ scene_break ] jack : erica ! erica ? [ jack and krystal enter the empty cabin ] [ scene_break ] singer : and i wan na go home i wan na go home i 've got to go home i wan na go home into the arms that keep me safe [ as she walks down the mountain , erica tries to use her cell phone ] erica : no battery . singer : wrap me up fly me away where i can breathe and rest my head until i have to leave again erica : ahh ! [ falls down ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'll never forget you , and neither will anyone else who 's ever met you . you 've made me a stronger person , and for that i want to say thank you . and i 'm sorry . [ elevator doors open ] greenlee : did you forget something ? bianca : celebrating my mother 's demise already ? greenlee : bianca . you 're here . bianca : yeah , i 'm here . you better hope uncle jack finds my mother alive , because if he does n't , you 'll wish you were the one who went down in that plane .
jack and krystal search for erica in the west virginia woods . at the chandler mansion , marissa and scott find out that erica is missing and that she had been in west virginia to find out about palmer 's will . scott imagines talking to jack about his feelings for annie . marissa interrupts and asks him what he said . greenlee and david arrive at fusion to lay the groundwork on how to get through the erica situation . madison suggests that they go out looking for erica . caleb carries erica back to the cabin and puts her on the sofa , then he doctors her ankle despite her protests . after caleb pours whiskey down her throat , erica lets him know that she is a recovering alcoholic . jack worries that they will not find erica in time . madison continues to slur her over erica until greenlee fires her . when annie lets j.r. know that she is with scott now , he asks her if she loves scott . j.r. suggests to annie that they sleep together again . jack finds some things that belong to erica .
( missed first minute , sorry ) fine . fine . leave me here alone . this place gives me the creeps . [ greenlee gasps ] greenlee : oh , my god . is there no getting away from you ? mary : erica , have they found a donor for jack ? erica : yes . yes . i only just found out . but you seem to know already . mary : oh , no , i just had faith that they would . well , that 's great . they 'll be coming in to prep him for surgery . erica : i just heard you . i just heard you tell jack that his life would be saved . how could you possibly know that ? and why do you care so much ? maria : hey , did the kids seem weird tonight at dinner ? edmund : weird for our kids or just weird ? maria : i do n't know . just sammy was cracking up through dinner , and i swear maddie was kicking him under the table . edmund : hmm . maria : so i do n't know . you think they 're up to something ? edmund : like what ? maria : i do n't know . beats me . just hope i do n't find a frog in my bed or something . edmund : well , if you do , i hope he brought his own tux because tonight is strictly black tie . maria : what 's tonight ? edmund : i did n't tell you ? oh , must have slipped my mind . you and i have a date to get married . maria : what ? what do you mean , we 're getting married ? we 're getting married ? edmund : married . we 're getting married . we 're getting remarried . we 're going to renew our vows . maria : edmund , tonight we 're getting married ? edmund : unless you have other plans . maria : no , i was just -- i was just reading , like , a murder mystery tonight that i was going to finish . edmund : the butler did it , ok ? maria : ok . edmund : so i 'm going to put you down for a wedding in the chapel with all the trimmings in about an hour , ok ? maria : wait , wait , wait . i ca n't get ready in an hour . i ca n't do my hair and my makeup and all the -- i do n't even have anything to wear . oh , my god , i 've got nothing to -- i ca n't just go in jeans to the wedding . i do n't have a dress . edmund : i already thought of that . maria : what did you do ? edmund grey ? what did you -- edmund : it was n't me . maria : edmund ? maria : oh , my god . oh , my god , this is gorgeous . this is gorgeous . edmund : read the card . maria : `` dearest maria , only a killer taping schedule could keep me from your wedding . the dress is designer , but the love we feel for you and edmund is straight from the heart . be happy and hold on tight . love , hayley , mateo , and enzo . `` oh , `` p.s . -- email photos or die . `` ok . oh , my god , this is unbelievable . it 's amazing . sam , maddie , and isabella : surprise ! maria : what do you mean , surprise ? get over here , sneaky - sneaks . did you think you could pull one over on your mom ? oh , my gosh , you guys are cute . maddie : sammy almost gave it away . sam : did not . edmund : ok , phase one is complete , ok ? listen , i got to go over to the chapel and go over some last - minute details with father claude . maria : oh , you got father claude ? edmund : mm - hmm . maria : oh -- ok , you thought of everything . edmund : yes , i do . maria : everything . edmund : see you in church . maddie : mommy , you 're going to be the most beautiful bride ever . maria : thank you . do you think ? maddie : yes . isabella : the children have some things for you . maria : more surprises ? ok , do i need to close my eyes or anything ? should i not look ? maddie : you can see . maria : no ? ok . all right . maddie : here . it 's something borrowed from me . maria : ok . oh , maddie . it 's your st. christopher medal that daddy gave you . thank you . i will take very , very good care of this . thank you . sam : and this is something new from me . maria : ok , what 's this ? sam : i bought it with my own money . maria : your own money ? it is a -- sam : he 's a power lord . maria : yes , he is a power lord . thank you very much , my love . thank you . he will power me right -- whoa -- right down the aisle . that 's very cool . maddie : and here 's something also from me . it 's blue -- something blue . maria : this is your baby blanket -- what 's left . isabella : it 's all that 's left , but it still has a lot of love in it . maria : i 've got all the love in the world right here . this is incredible . [ maddie squeals ] maria : we 're going to a wedding ! maddie : yay ! maria : yay . mary : i 'm sure that jack can hear us , and i just thought that a little subliminal cheerleading would help to boost his spirits and to help him hold on . erica : yes , of course , mary . but exactly how did you know that help was on its way ? how did you know that we had already found a donor ? mary : i did n't actually know . as i just said to you , i believed that it would happen . erica : and that 's all there is to it ? mary : what more could there be ? erica : oh , jack . jack , i 'm here , darling , and i love you . i love you so much . we are going to weather this crisis the way we always have , and our love is going to be stronger and we 're going to be closer because we have each other . we always have and we always will because no force -- no force could ever come between us . erica : mary , you may go . jack has everything he needs . tad : ah - i 've already taken one in the chops because of you , remember ? mia : what are you doing here ? tad : strolling . what are you doing , trolling for bad boys ? mia : oh , please . can it , charm boy . tad : charm boy -- sounds like a third - rate superhero . bad boys -- that 's where we left it at the gym , was n't it ? mia : look , this is my time , ok ? just for me . tad : yeah , fine . by all means . you 're welcome to it . but will you accept a piece of advice ? speaking as a former member of the club , i can tell you there 's two types of bad boys out there , ok ? there 's your devil - may - care what- the - hell life of the party and then there 's your garden - variety pond scum . you just make sure you do n't go scratching around door number two , ok ? mia : and which door are you hiding behind ? tad : me ? i 've been taken out of the rotation . what -- what exactly is your problem ? mia : my problem ? tad : your problem . mia : guys who think they 're god 's gift to women . promise breakers , guys who cheat with their interns . guys who cheat with their own freaking wives . men . heartless , self - absorbed , brains - in - their - pants men ! tad : well , i guess you got to love them . mia : no , i tried that . tad : no , not hard enough . mia : oh , really ? really ? what does that mean ? tad : it means it 's ironic that you 're trying to beat me up for the second time when you 're the one that deserves a kick in the head . mia : oh ? tad : yeah . mia : oh . and where did you get that , huh ? tad : i get that from the fact that jake made a mistake . i 'd be the first person to tell him that , you know ? and i did . but so did you , did n't you ? you snared yourself a real nice guy , and you promised him a great big happily- ever - after , and then you started doing the backstroke like a cat on a wet kitchen floor when it got a little too real for you . so do n't come bitching to me about how all men are garbage or whining because jake tried to make himself feel better by grabbing somebody who occasionally looked up from her palm pilot while they were doing it . mia : oh , you -- ugh . tad : there you go . whoa ! oh . ow . uh - uh - uh - uh . mia : kiss me . maddie : mom , you look so beautiful . maria : thank you . thank you , sweetie . sammy , what do you think ? sam : wow ! maria : i 'll take `` wow . `` that 'll work . thank you . stella : excuse me . ma'am ? maria : hey , stella . stella : i 've come to walk the children down to the chapel . maria : oh , ok . you guys go ahead and go with stella . i 'm going to finish up my hair and stuff and get dressed , and i 'll meet you in a second , ok ? maddie : do n't forget your something borrowed and something blue . maria : how could i ? sam : and your power lord . maria : and my power lord . maddie : dork ! sam : am not ! maria : thank you . maddie : yeah . sam : am not . maria : thanks , you guys . now i 'm just missing my something old . i think that 's it . isabella : come . sit . maria : ok . isabella : mm - hmm . maria : oh , mama . you wore this comb at your wedding . this is beautiful . isabella : now you can wear it at yours . maria : thank you so much . i know that this is just answer to all your prayers . isabella : a mother prays so many things for her children -- to be strong , to be happy , to seek god , to find a purpose in life . maria : my life is very full . very full and very blessed . and i -- te ador , mama . isabella : te ador , maria . maria : gracias . i love you . isabella : ok , now . that 's enough . maria : ok . ok , enough . isabella : now , let 's get you dressed . maria : ok . isabella : edmund 's waited long enough . maria : ok . greenlee : let 's see . yeah , yeah , yeah . you know , i like black . i really do . i think i need some color . ok , you know what ? need some color . let 's see . perfect . perfect . yeah . i think i 've found my medium . enchantment eye color number three , graffiti a go - go . and you go - go , girl . carlos : greenlee ? greenlee : carlos ! and then there were lights ! carlos : i have to check some other outlets . i wo n't be long . greenlee : oh , no hurry . you were right , mi amigo . this is exactly what i needed . hmm . [ greenlee laughs ] greenlee : oops . oh . sorry . oh . erica : mary , are you waiting for me ? mary : oh , no . why ? erica : i 'm just surprised that you 're still here . mary : well , i 'm here for jack . erica : but i 'm here . mary : i know that , but i thought he would need all of our prayers when he goes down to surgery . erica : mary , i am , quite frankly , puzzled . why are you hovering here when you are neither needed nor wanted ? mary : i do n't think that 's for you to say . erica : yes , it is . i 'm jack 's fiancée . and from what i gather , you are no more to jack than a passing acquaintance at the country club . mary , if your life is so empty or desperate that you have set your sights on someone that you perceive to be free and vulnerable , let me assure you that jack is neither one of those things . do we understand each other ? mary : erica , i wonder who donated that blood for jack . do n't you ? erica : no , it does n't matter who donated the blood for jack . all that matters is that he 's getting what he needs . mary : i just find it so uncommon for a blood match to be found outside the family . how lucky is jack that he beat those odds ? hmm . he must have an angel sitting on his shoulder . [ pachelbel `` canon `` plays ] edmund : father claude . father claude : are you nervous ? edmund : no . not when it feels this right . this is it , father . i got my signal . [ music ends ] isabella : here we go . here we go . just stand right there . when the music starts , you know what to do . ok ? stand a little further apart . there you go . ok . [ `` wedding march `` plays ] father claude : well -- you took your own sweet time getting here . [ laughter ] maria : yes , i did . father claude : dearly beloved , we are gathered here in the sight of god in the presence of this company to reunite edmund and maria in holy matrimony . it is fitting , therefore , that we should begin by asking god 's blessing on the marriage service . let us pray . dear god , in your mercy , you have chosen to answer our prayers and bring maria back to us . we now ask you to bring your grace to their union and to their family , in christ 's name , amen . all : amen . father claude : edmund , maria , please join hands . father claude : edmund , will thou have this woman to be thy wedded wife , to live together in a holy state of matrimony ? will thou love her , comfort her , and honor her in sickness and in health , and , forsaking all others , keep only unto her as long as ye both shall live ? edmund : i will . father claude : maria , will thou have this man to be thy wedded husband , to live together in the holiest state of matrimony ? will thou love him , comfort and honor him in sickness and in health , and , forsaking all others , keep only unto him so long as ye both shall live ? maria : i will . father claude : now isabella , maddie , and sam will read from first corinthians . sam : `` love is patient and kind . love is not jealous or boastful . `` isabella : `` it is not arrogant or rude . love does not insist on its own way . it is not irritable or resentful . it does not rejoice in wrong , but rejoices in right . love bears all things , believes all things , hopes all things . `` maddie : `` love never ends . so faith , hope , love abide , but the greatest of these is love . `` father claude : this is where the bride and groom sometimes break with tradition and speak from their hearts . maria : ok , no pressure here . last minute . oh -- i stood before with you in front of god and our family and took your hand as my partner , and i stand again here today and i take you today and all the days as my husband . god has given us this incredible gift as a second chance . and i remember the first time that we dedicated our lives to each other . i just remember how excited i was , knowing that we had our entire future ahead of us , our entire lives ahead of us . but this time , i look around and i realize that it 's all right here . our entire lives are right here . i mean , everything that matters -- all our hopes and dreams and promises are here in this room . and as long as it took me to find my way back home , i mean , as -- as hard and as lonely as that journey was , i realize that every single step was leading me back to you . and i thank god for putting us back together where we belong , where we 'll always belong . think it 's your turn . [ maria giggles ] edmund : ok . ahem . i did n't think it was possible . you 're more beautiful now than you were the first time that we got married . maria : thank you . edmund : and we had a pretty good first run , did n't we ? maria : we did . edmund : with sam and maddie and lots of blessings . some rough spots , too , like when we were separated . and i remember feeling a panic because i was so far from home , and home is always where you were . and then one day , i looked up , and i could n't believe it . there you were . it 's like five seconds had passed , not five years . and i said , `` oh , thank you , god . ok , i 'll take it from here . all right , i 'll just -- i 'll just hold on tight and i wo n't blink and i wo n't -- i 'll never let her go . `` but that 's not what a marriage is . marriage is the ultimate act of faith . it 's knowing in your hearts that we 're going to be together forever , even if we do n't have all the time in the world . and it 's asking yourself if you had to do it all over again and knowing the answer is yes in a heartbeat . it 's why we 're here . and it 's why i thank god every day for the gift of you , my love , my wife . edmund : thank you . this ring i give thee in token and pledge of our constant faith and abiding love . maria : it 's beautiful . thank you . and i give you this ring as token and pledge of my constant faith and abiding love . father claude : for as much as edmund and maria have consented together in wedlock and witnessed the same before god and this company and have pledged their faith each to the other by the joining of hands and the giving and receiving of rings , i declare that they are husband and wife . in the name of the father , the son , and the holy spirit . those whom god has joined together , let no man put asunder . sam and maddie : yay ! tad : you know , you 're a whole lot of fun to look at , but i think i 'm just going to have to pass . mia : oh , god . you are such a hypocrite . oh , my god . you walk around like the love doctor , doling out all kinds of advice . but when it comes down to you , you 're just all talk , no action . the thought of going skin - to - skin with a woman and making love to a woman , it scares you . admit it . go ahead , go ahead ! it scares you . tad : i may be afraid of a lot of things -- like spiders , snakes , and seniors behind the wheel of a car -- but getting busy with a beautiful woman is n't one of them . mia : oh , really ? ok . so , what ? so , what , it 's just me you 're afraid of ? hmm ? me ? tad : why ? because you supposedly have a great left hook ? mia : because i 'm liza 's sister . i 'm your brother 's ex . i know what i want , and i 'm not afraid to go and grab it . tad : or maybe because you 're just a big nut ball . mia : oh , come on . just admit it . admit it . jake 's leftovers are n't good enough for you . is that what it is ? tad : you know something ? if this is the real you , then i 'm not surprised that you keep getting dumped on your butt , because this whole pity aria is a real turnoff . mia : oh , go ahead . pull a jake . walk away . go back to your empty house with your memories of dixie and your glory days when one look from tad the cad made women shake and shiver . tad : do n't you talk to me about dixie . do n't you dare talk to me about my wife . what , you honestly believe that making love to me would solve any of your problems ? mia : my problems ? tad : your problems . mia : you 're the one who has n't made love since your wife died . woman : excuse me , ms. kane ? may i get your signature on mr. montgomery 's surgical consent forms ? erica : what ? woman : you 're the closest thing to next of kin . erica : oh , of course . yes , of course . dr. orlin : ms. kane ? erica : yes ? dr. orlin : we 're ready to prep mr. montgomery for surgery . erica : ok . woman : do n't you worry . dr. orlin 's the best . your fiancé could n't be in better hands . erica : thank you , thank you . that 's very reassuring . woman : and what luck they found a blood match . erica : yes . woman : the talk of the floor . if you need anything , my name 's eileen . erica : thank you , eileen . oh , actually , eileen , yes , there is something that you can do for me . eileen : sure . erica : i am so grateful to whoever it was who donated the blood to jack . i just -- i would like to be able to find out who that donor is and thank them . eileen : you ca n't . erica : excuse me ? eileen : donor info is strictly confidential . erica : but this is just such a special circumstance . i really would like to thank whoever it is personally just to express my gratitude for their saving jack 's life . eileen : given his rare blood type , it 's probably a family relation . erica : well , actually , the only available family relation to jack is my daughter , his niece , bianca , and she tested negative . eileen : then this really is a full - blown miracle . erica : miracle . huh . i wonder . greenlee : out with the old -- oh . would you like to try the latest in fusion color ? enchantment ? oh , no , they tanked ages ago . fusion is the face of the future . hmm . that 's right . that 's right . carlos : what -- what did you do ? greenlee : i gave the cosmetics counter an extreme makeover . carlos : what -- greenlee : it was way overdue . carlos : what happened to the enchantment display ? greenlee : enchantment ? carlos : yes , enchantment . where did all this come from ? greenlee : some store lackey had it behind the counter , and i am going to have to tell to maxie berlin about that . carlos : i do n't believe this . greenlee : me , neither . enchantment was hogging the counter space . this way , we can share the spotlight . carlos : you call this sharing ? greenlee : enchantment does n't need to sweat the competition . erica -- she is like a classic . she 's like a model t or `` gone with the wind . `` carlos : five seconds -- greenlee : erica kane , having it all -- or maybe she 's just had it . [ greenlee laughs ] carlos : you think this is funny ? and this ? greenlee : oh ! are you kidding ? it 's freaking hysterical . [ greenlee laughs ] carlos : ha - ha , huh ? you know what ? play time is over . you 're going to clean up that poster and you 'll put the display back the way it was . greenlee : or what , you 're going to ground me ? send me to bed without my supper ? carlos : if you insist on acting like a child , i 'll treat you like one . greenlee : ooh , put me over your knee ? hey , hey -- do n't you wreck my masterpiece . carlos : masterpiece ? greenlee : this is a statement . erica 's reign as cosmetics queen is over . carlos : you 're serious , are n't you ? greenlee : this display is staying exactly the way it is . carlos : you spoiled little -- fine . have it your way , but have it alone , my dear . greenlee : fine , fine . forget you ! forget erica and my mother and every other cloud that 's raining on my parade . i do n't need any of you ! carlos : esto seria mi suerte ! claro que si . claro que si . greenlee : yeah ? what ? carlos : yeah , well , when you turned the power back on - greenlee : mm - hmm ? carlos : well , it tripped on the automatic security system . greenlee : so ? carlos : so , greenlee , we 're stuck here till the morning , till the store opens . woman : eileen ? we 're ready to move mr. montgomery to the o.r . eileen : let 's roll . erica : blood bank department . jack , jack , i 'm here , sweetheart . i 'm here , and i 'm going to be here when you get out of surgery . i love you . well , that ca n't be . greenlee ? maria : you better put me down , or you 're going to put your back out and this is going to be a very painful evening . edmund : looks like we pulled it off . maria : oh . oh , my god , i feel like i walked into a fairy tale . this is beautiful . edmund : do n't you love how isabella burned rubber taking the kids out of here so we could be alone ? maria : yeah , and maddie , after the ceremony , she kept asking me what `` asunder `` was . edmund : she did great with the reading . maria : yeah , and sammy was so cute . he was holding those rings like they were nitroglycerine . so adorable . edmund : hey , mrs. grey -- maria : yes ? edmund : are we going to spend our entire second honeymoon night talking about our kids ? maria : i do n't know . what did we do on our first honeymoon night ? edmund : whatever it was , kids were n't part of the program . maria : well , i seem to remember something about -- oh , a little something- something about champagne from the first time . oh , well , look at there . god bless those little wedding helpers . and i also seem to remember something about a toast . i think you gave a toast . am i right ? edmund : to my beautiful wife . `` come , grow old with me . the best is yet to be . `` maria : and then what happened ? edmund : i think we improvised the rest . maria : the whole night ? edmund : at least . ladies and gentlemen , i give to you mr. and mrs. edmund grey . maria : i love the sound of that . singer : the way you walked into my soul the day that we met you touched my heart you made me whole how could i forget ? the way we felt it rung so true your hand in mine dancing eyes close to you is more than a sigh all the memories unwind singers : baby i can remember every touch and kiss you 're the only one who makes me feel like this like a perfect scene on a movie screen singer : this is the closest to heaven that i 've ever been and all i want to do is dance again with you [ next_on ] mary : you think you know everything about me , do n't you ? well , a word of advice -- you do n't . henry : i 'm ready to go after what 's important and not give up until i get it . carlos : you want to fight ? bring it on , princess . let 's see what you got .
greenlee accompanies carlos to lacey 's department store after hours . while he 's fixing the lights , greenlee attacks the enchantment display . she paints all over erica 's poster and replaces enchantment products with fusion 's . carlos gets angry and tells her to clean up the mess . when greenlee refuses , carlos calls her a spoiled brat and heads towards the door . he comes back shortly and tells her the doors are locked and that they will be stuck inside till the morning . when mary remarks on how quickly the hospital was able to find a donor for jackson , erica becomes curious . she later peeks at the hospital files and discovers that greenlee was the donor . mia and tad continue arguing about men . when mia starts throwing punches , the two of them end up struggling on the ground . when tad is on top of her , mia asks him to kiss her . tad declines and mia accuses him of being afraid of pursuing something real . she asks if it 's because she 's liza 's sister and jake 's ex - girlfriend , or if it 's because he has n't made love since his wife died . tad furiously comes back towards mia and gives her a passionate kiss . edmund surprises maria with a beautiful wedding service . the couple exchanges vows and sammy , maddie and isabella applaud the reunion . edmund later brings maria home for a second honeymoon night .
jamie : do n't worry , i 'm here . just -- just press the escape button . babe : the what ? where ? what ? oh , my gosh , that was so scary ! jamie : you 've got to relax , babe . it 's just a dumb machine . babe : it 's not that dumb . bianca , you have to come look and see what i did . j.r. bianca ? where is she ? where 's my baby ? [ scene_break ] man : can you talk now , dr. hayward ? do you want to call me back for the dna results ? david : no , i 'm listening . man : the samples you gave me -- they 're not a match . the woman is not the baby 's mother . whoever ran the first dna test got it wrong . [ scene_break ] greenlee : hi . kendall followed ryan to las vegas . jack : what ? how do you know that ? greenlee : it 's not important . you have to get her back here before she ruins everything . [ scene_break ] kendall : you let erica get away ? ryan : she just took off . kendall : well , ryan , you have to find her . you have to get her back now . ryan : it 's a little late for that now . she 's , like , long gone by now . kendall : you found her before , ryan ! ryan : kendall , kendall , there 's no tracking her down this time , ok ? trust me . trust me . [ scene_break ] jack : and just what do you think kendall might ruin ? greenlee : erica . getting her back is a very delicate operation , to say the least . that 's why we all agreed ryan was the one to do the job . kendall 's going to ruin any chance that he has to -- [ phone rings ] jack : jack montgomery . erica : jackson ? i did n't get you at a bad time , did i ? jack : no , erica . where are you ? erica : i 'm in a whole different time zone . i found myself all alone , and i was thinking about you -- how much you love me , how much you miss me . i know you 're terribly worried , because you tell me just about every day on my voicemail . i thought it was about time i tell you how i feel about you . jack : erica , are you still in las vegas ? erica : it does n't matter where i am . jack : does ryan happen to be with you ? erica : i saw him . he was very sweet to me . he always is . jack : well , may i ask you what you guys talked about ? erica : lots of things . jack : well , did any of those things have to do with your plans for the future ? erica : maybe . we sure as heck did n't talk about the past . that would be way too hurtful , do n't you agree , jackson ? jack : yes , it was very difficult for everyone . erica : oh , come on ! do n't humor me , jack . you know damn well that ryan did n't come to las vegas alone . you would n't let him . jack : erica , that 's -- that 's not true . erica : please . i called ryan and i told him that i needed him , and you could n't take that . no , because you needed to get your two cents in somehow . so you sent kendall along to interfere on your behalf . jack : no , erica , i did not . erica : you sent kendall because you wanted her to make me feel guilty ! because you figured that she was going to press all the right buttons and that was going to make me feel guilty , and i was going to come crawling back to pine valley and crawling back to you so you could be in control again , so you could make me feel bad about myself again ! well , you know something , jackson ? that 's not love ! that 's not even close ! jack : well , you 're wrong , erica . i love you with all my heart . but now i 'm going to hang up . i 'm not going to talk to you like this . i 'm not going to talk to you when you 've been drinking . greenlee : how bad is it ? jack : it 's bad . erica 's all alone , she 's drinking . greenlee : but i thought -- jack : ryan was there , but he 's not with her anymore . greenlee : because kendall has him cornered somewhere . i knew it . i knew that she would ruin everything . jack : who are you kidding ? you do n't care the least little bit about erica ! all you 're worried about is that kendall is going to screw things up between you and ryan ! greenlee : no that 's -- jack : and i 'll tell you what scares you the most is that kendall can win . [ scene_break ] kendall : i just hate to give up , that 's all . but i know that you did everything that you could . zach : i can help you find her . ryan : um -- call me crazy , but are n't you the reason that she took off in the first place ? zach : we left her with you , right ? ryan : well , erica has a mind of her own . which , of course , you ignored when you had her hospitalized against her will . zach : she needed help . ryan : yeah , she did need help . that 's why she called me -- to help her . but thanks to you , by the time i got there she did n't trust anybody and she took off . so anytime you want to stop helping , that would be great . zach : i 'm sorry for interrupting you . i 'll find your mother . kendall : ok , ryan , what the hell is going on ? ryan : ok , erica has not disappeared , all right ? she 's someplace safe . kendall : oh , god . oh , thank god . ok . ryan : what did you get out of him ? slater ? kendall : well , i mean , he was pretty straightforward . he answered every single question even though he figured i was pumping him for information . ryan : and you believe him ? kendall : well , actually , he told me not to . no , he acted like he did n't give a damn if i believed him or not . but , i mean , he did n't seem suspicious or anything . i mean , he told me his whole damn life story . ryan : well , how do you know he did n't make the whole thing up ? kendall : i do n't know . maybe he exaggerates or something , but he did n't seem like was lying or cheating . i did n't get that vibe at all . i mean , it 's not like he sprouted fangs and turned into a vampire or anything . ryan : well , i would n't count out the garlic and the holy water yet . kendall : yeah , but he 's a successful , powerful , wealthy man . i just do n't see what he could be after . [ scene_break ] babe : j.r. , honey , what 's the matter ? j.r. : i said , what happened to bess ? babe : nothing . she 's fine . see ? bianca : all right , here you go . all clean . oh , hey , j.r. hey , bess , daddy 's here . here you go , sweetie . j.r. : let me guess . fusion has a new baby line ? babe : no , bess does n't need that . i just thought she was due for a visit with her godpop and godmama . and she 's having the time of her life , are n't you , my little peanut ? how about you , big daddy ? j.r. : well , i heard you did n't go straight home . babe : did beverly call you ? j.r. : mm - hmm . babe : i do n't get it . it 's like having the fbi on my back . i mean , she 's just the nanny . she does n't need to file a report every time i burp the baby . j.r. : beverly takes her job seriously . babe : yeah , and she gets on my nerves . j.r. : i 'll have a talk with her . i 'll tell her to calm down . babe : thank you . it 's just she does n't really listen to me . j.r. : james , how 's the new job ? you invent the next hot lipstick color yet ? jamie : i ca n't complain . every beautiful woman in school wants to hear all the fusion secrets . and here 's one now . maggie : hey , guys . babe : hey . bianca : hey . i thought we were supposed to come meet you . maggie : oh , well , i got done early . i figured i 'd just come pick you up here . you ready to hang ? babe : oh , i totally remember hanging . jamie : yeah , pizza , beer , arguing over which dvd to rent . it 's always a chick flick . i am so outnumbered . babe : you guys , it really sounds like fun , so we 'll just get out of your way . bianca : well , you know , you 're all welcome to join us . j.r. : you know what ? that 's ok . i 've still got work to do . babe : look at this man . he never stops . you -- thank you so much for my computer lesson , jamie -- even though i 'm pretty sure i 'm hopeless , but -- jamie : hey , you 're way ahead of your aunt who thought that the mouse was a sewing machine pedal , so -- babe : oh , god . all right , honey , i 'm ready whenever you are . j.r. : no . you 're not coming home with us . [ scene_break ] krystal : if this is medium rare , i am the queen of france . tad : all right , fine . if you feel that way about it , i 'd be more than happy to switch . krystal : ok . tad : there you go . liza 's voice : if you sensed anything fishy , check krystal . she 's the one who stood to gain by keeping the baby a chandler . david : liza -- tad : man , what is with you ? david : tell me something , krystal . i 'm just curious -- do you ever regret keeping your secret ? krystal : what secret ? david : the big one -- about the baby . [ scene_break ] babe : what do you mean that i ca n't come home with you ? j.r. : when was the last time you just hung out with your friends ? babe : oh , i do n't -- not since the baby came . j.r. : well , do n't you think you deserve to have some fun ? babe : i could n't . i mean , i tuck bess in every single night . j.r. : well , that 's the idea -- to get away for a few hours and not think about anything . it 's supposed to be healthy for the mother and the baby . babe : no , i mean , what about you ? j.r. : i got a ton of work to do . i 'll do it while i 'm watching bess . babe : she could need me . j.r. : you have your cell phone number on every speed dial in the house . i think we got it covered . come on , it 's a great idea . if anybody deserves to have fun , it 's you . babe : ok , just -- maybe just for a little while . bianca : fantastic . maggie : come on , it 's going to happen sooner or later , right ? babe : yeah . maggie : so we still outnumber jamie for a chick flick . bianca : she 's beautiful , is n't she ? [ scene_break ] david : what 's the matter , krystal ? you look a little panicked . you 're not having another episode , are you ? krystal : i do n't have the foggiest what secret that you 're going on about . david : of course you do . you do , too . right , tad ? tad : i knew it was too good to be true . we were getting along so well there for a few minutes . david : so you never had a moment 's doubt , huh ? planning to take this secret to yours and your daughter 's grave ? tad : why do n't you back off . if she does n't want babe to know who her biological father is , it 's nobody 's business but hers . even if he is some old college buddy of yours . krystal : that 's for damn sure . i do n't regret for one second keeping that a secret . and babe 's done just fine without that extra boost of testosterone in her life . david : you made the call for her . krystal : what ? what are you getting at ? i mean , i thought you understood . david : i do n't know . you know , sometimes on second look , maybe i was wrong . tad : well , maybe you should take a third look . oh , that 's right -- nobody asked you . david : you know something , you 're right . in some cases , it 's in the child 's best interest not to know the biological parents . but what if that choice denies the child a chance to know a loving parent -- you know , maybe someone who could give that child a better life ? krystal : dr. ron ? give me strength . david : no , think about it . think about it . you 're not just stealing from the parent . you 're taking from the child , as well . you 're denying both parent and child the opportunity to have that connection . krystal : babe 's daddy gave that chance up . tad : what the hell is going on here ? you getting soft in your old age ? david : do you think there 's anything to this whole parent - child bonding experience ? krystal : of course i do . but sometimes you just got to play the hand that is dealt you . now , babe got a lousy break because i chose a lousy guy . but she 's better off without him , and there 's nothing you can say to change my mind about that . david : well , at least now i know where you stand . tad : he 's just being a jerk . you ca n't take what he says seriously . you were right to keep your secret . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i know damn well that kendall 's making moves on my husband , but i 'm not threatened by her anymore . i trust ryan . jack : you said you 'd never stand a chance with ryan as long as kendall was in his life . greenlee : things are different now . jack : oh , really ? seems to me she 's still front and center . the only thing that 's changed , actually , is that now you 're married to ryan . but from where i stand , it does n't look like that marriage holds a great deal of weight . greenlee : you 're wrong . you 're wrong . my marriage means something . jack : yeah ? is that right ? greenlee : yes , ryan is over kendall . jack : so why are you pushing the panic button , huh ? why are you so frantic to get kendall the hell out of las vegas ? greenlee : because she has no reason to be there . she 's only going to interfere with what ryan 's trying to do . jack : oh , that 's nonsense . you know what ? why do n't you try being honest with your father , huh ? greenlee : because apparently that title gives you the right to be awful to me . jack : all i want is the truth , greenlee . now , you told me once that if ryan decided he wanted kendall in his life that that was just fine with you . but you know what ? it 's not fine with you , because you do n't want to lose . so what do you do ? you marry ryan , because you want to be the one who wins , and now you 're trying to make ryan love you , and guess who 's smack - dab in your way -- kendall . [ scene_break ] kendall : where 's erica ? ryan : uh -- she is someplace safe . kendall : ryan , just tell me where she is . ryan : hey , hey , listen . i 'll take care of this , ok ? you trusted me once already today . do it again . kendall : ryan , will you please just tell me where my mother is , please ? ryan : i will not abandon her . i 'm not going to let her walk out of here . you understand , the only acceptable ending to this is her coming back with me to pine valley . kendall : yes , ok . that 's what i want . ryan : but it 's going to take a little time , some patience , and maybe a little bit more trust , and i realize what i 'm asking here . but she 's never going to believe me with you hanging over my shoulder , all right ? and personally , i do n't blame her . kendall : ok , i trust you , i trust you . ryan : i 'm going to put you in a car back to the airport , and i 'm going to send you back to pine valley . kendall : ok , wait a minute . hold on , ryan , wait a minute . ryan : i will take care of everything from here , and i 'll be in touch . kendall : no , ryan , i 'm not leaving you . ryan : kendall , i told you not to interfere when it comes to erica , all right ? kendall : no , no , ryan , i swear i will stay away from her . ryan : well , then there 's no other reason for you to be here . kendall : no , you 're my reason . ok , i need to tell you something , and it 's important . and i have to do it -- i have to do it when you 're in a different space , when your head 's not in a million different places . ryan : kendall , this is not a game . kendall : no , ryan , no game , ok ? go , take care of erica and help her , but just give me a few minutes , ok ? come back and meet me , and you pick the place . ryan : i do n't know when i 'm going to be able to do that . kendall : fine . i 'll wait , ok ? i 'll wait . i 'm patient . but you need to hear this as much as i need to say it , ok ? please -- please , ryan , do n't cut me off now , ok ? if you do , you , me , and greenlee -- the three of us -- will regret it . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you think i married ryan to manipulate him ? jack : i know you -- greenlee : you do n't know me . i ca n't believe you would call me manipulative . how about the love of your life ? how many times has erica pulled your strings , huh ? tell me -- how often did she reel you back in just to throw you back out again ? and how many men did she entertain between all of her jackson phases ? jack : you know , i very strongly suggest to you , greenlee , that you not talk about things of which you know nothing ! greenlee : i know plenty . in all your on - again , off - again years , how many guys did erica marry , including your brother , twice ? so how come she never married you ? minister 's voice : do you , jackson montgomery , take this woman to be your wife ? [ scene_break ] babe : that 's my little princess . mommy loves you so much . bianca : i just have a couple things i need to take care of , and then we can go . maggie : ok . babe : oh -- j.r. : i promise i 'll give her the next bottle myself . nothing would make me happier . babe : you know , i know that she 's in the best hands with you , it 's just that i -- i kind of thought that my first night out would be some romantic evening with my new hubby . you know , you deserve some time off , too . you 've been working way too hard . j.r. : listen , we will both get what we deserve . babe : swear ? j.r. : i promise . now , give the baby a kiss . have a blast . babe : come here . mama loves you . oh -- j.r. : kiss . babe : you 're the sweetest . j.r. : hey , james , make sure she has some fun . do n't let her rush off in an hour or two . all right ? babe : hey , sweetheart . j.r. : ok -- babe : i do n't think i can do it . j.r. : i think you can . babe : i do n't think i can . oh , i 'm going to miss you guys so much . hey , you be a good girl . j.r. : say bye , bess . babe : i love you . i love you . j.r. : bye - bye . love you , too . babe : bye . i wo n't be long . oh , gosh , this is so weird . oh , my gosh . jamie : yeah , it is kind of strange . babe : i meant being a night out without my baby , my husband -- maggie : oh , so do we have to tie you down and force you to party ? babe : i think you might have to . i think i fully forgot how to party . [ scene_break ] [ bianca ca n't take her eyes off pictures of herself and the baby at the christening ] jamie : i like that one a lot . do n't you ? there 's more . do you want to see them ? there 's one of the three of you . i like it -- the way that you 're smiling at her . they 're all on my screensaver . i can make a disc for your computer if you want . david : does n't anybody ever work in this town ? bianca : david , hi . gosh , everybody 's coming by today . so what brings you by ? david : you . can i speak to you in private ? bianca : sure . david : ok . bianca , there are some test results that you really need to know about . bianca : what kind of tests ? is something wrong ? david : you went to the hospital for a follow - up exam , right ? bianca : yes . they said that even if i -- that i still needed to deal with all the postpartum stuff . david : i know . i 'm sorry . bianca : why ? is there a problem with the tests ? david : well , you 're probably fine . bianca : probably ? the doctor says that everything looked normal . david : no , no . look , it 's just a precaution , ok ? i got a second look at the exam and the results , and one of your blood counts was a little low . bianca : what does that mean ? david : i just want to make sure that you 're not anemic , that 's all . look , this is probably just me being overly protective , ok , so just humor me , bianca . let me draw some blood now and put my mind and yours at rest , ok ? bianca : ok . do you need me to go to the clinic with you ? david : no , no , i 've got everything i need right here . bianca : great . david : it 'll just take a few minutes . come on . bianca : ok . [ scene_break ] babe : this is so cute . jamie : so , what do you feel like doing tonight ? babe : whatever you guys decide . but i have to warn you , i 'm all about bess , so i 'm going to probably bore you to tears . jamie : is that a challenge ? because i can get your mind off of bess . babe : oh , really ? you think so ? jamie : bumper cars . babe : remind me of the bumper on bess ' crib . jamie : ok . ooh , i know -- bungee jumping . babe : hmm -- i said distract me , do n't kill me . jamie : bungee jumping rocks . babe : you 've got to be kidding . then you do it and i 'll watch . jamie : all right , fine . then we 're back to bowling . babe : oh , that is my worst sport ever , and those shoes are so ugly . jamie : i can make it interesting . babe : oh , really ? jamie : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] bianca : ok , that was pretty painless . maggie : hey , is everything ok ? bianca : oh , yes , everything 's fine . david is just checking to see that i 'm not anemic . you 'll let me know ? david : do n't worry . those results come back positive , i 'm going to deliver the news personally . [ scene_break ] tad : so , anyway , that was how i won the medal of freedom . nobel prize was another story . actually , that was kind of a bitch . they 'll both look great on my resume , do n't you think ? krystal : mm - hmm . tad : all right , krystal , enough is enough . i 'm starting to think that shot to your melon did some serious damage . krystal : i just -- i have a lot on my mind . tad : i know . but just do me a favor , ok ? just glance my way every once in a while because my ego is taking a serious beating here . i feel like you left when david walked out of the room . what 's wrong ? krystal : long day . tad : yeah . i understand . i 'm really sorry about what happened with liza . she has a good heart , but sometimes she 's a real piece of work . if it 's any consolation , i think i straightened her out . krystal : well , she sure hates me . she 'd like to ride me out of town on a rail , so she digs up some ancient dirt . tad : well , it does n't matter . she can dig her way to china for all i care . she 's not going to turn me against you . krystal : i wo n't hold you to that . tad : i want you to hold me to it . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm not trying to get back at you for everything that you said about ryan . it just really does make me sick , the way that erica plays you and gets away with it . jack : no , no , no , see , that 's where you 're wrong . erica 's not playing me because i know her inside and out , but i 'm not so sure you can make that claim about ryan . greenlee : is it so hard to believe that we actually have something special ? jack : maybe you believe that in your heart . greenlee : no , it 's true . i 'm not like erica . i 'm not going to manipulate the man i 'm in love with . jack : so you 're in love with ryan ? greenlee : he 's my husband . big shock . jack : has he told you that he 's over kendall ? yeah ? well , if he 's still in love with her , he 's not over her . greenlee : you do n't know him like i do . jack : look , you know all the times that i swore i was finished with erica ? well , it was easy to say . and i went on with my life . i even had relationships . but the whole time there was something following me around like my own shadow , and that was the knowledge that i was still in love with erica . and believe me , greenlee , it influenced everything i did . [ scene_break ] ryan : you know i do n't like threats , kendall . kendall : no , ryan , this is not a threat , ok ? i would never do that to you . now , this is important . please -- please just give me this moment , just hear me out , and let me talk to you , ok ? just let me say these words to you . please , if i ever meant anything to you , ryan , you would do this . ryan : hotel roma , room 104 . i will slip the key in your purse . do not let anyone follow you when you leave here . kendall : you do n't trust zach . zach : that 's right , lavery . the walls have ears around here . [ scene_break ] krystal : you know what i wish ? i wish we could just rewind our tape to right before you took me out to the ball game . tad : if that 's an insult , you 're going to have to work on it a bit . krystal : no , do n't get me wrong . i had fun . it 's just that most of my dates do n't end up at the er . tad : well , i 'm sorry , but it was either that or sit in those bleachers and watch you slowly go into a coma . krystal : well , i 'm just sorry you had to sit there at the hospital and listen to me whine about my life . tad : krystal , you were n't whining . that 's called opening up to somebody -- you know , letting them in for a while . people do that occasionally . i did . i 'll tell you something -- it felt wonderful to have you confide in me . if i did n't know better , i 'd swear you like me . krystal : i do . tad : you know the difference between you and me ? i mean , besides , you know , yin and yang ? i would n't change a thing . hell , i 'd do it again . but this time i would make damn sure you did n't get hurt . krystal : well , now , do you come with a guarantee ? tad : i knew you 'd ask me that . give me a minute . singer : let 's take a walk into the midnight air i wan na show you how much i care tad : uh -- lady , here 's your guarantee . that 'll keep you conscious . krystal : oh , i bet this is real attractive . tad : on you , it 's stunning . now , i want you to answer a question . am i crazy , or does this feel really right ? [ scene_break ] babe : have you always been such a maniac ? jamie : pretty much . it 's one of the mysteries of jamie martin . you know , we got off on the wrong foot , babe , right from day one . babe : yeah , tell me about it . mama always talks about life having a rewind button . what i would n't give -- jamie : hey , i 'm willing to start over if you are . clean slate , no hidden stuff . maximum friends and minimum complications . babe : i 'm babe . jamie : i 'm james martin . my friends call me jamie . babe : it 's good to meet you , jamie . jamie : good to meet you , too . [ scene_break ] maggie : you know , we studied anemia , and i really -- bianca : maggie , i 'm fine . david is just being overly cautious . maggie : why is it always something ? bianca : well , since you brought it up -- maggie : what ? bianca : you know how lily moved back into my uncle jack � s apartment ? well , i was sleeping in her room , so i really need to get my own place as soon as possible , but i have n't had a minute to look for one . maggie : what happened to the house that you were planning to buy ? bianca : well , that 's -- that 's when i needed all the room . maggie : i 'll help you look . bianca : thanks . that 's great . but in the meantime , i was actually hoping i could stay with you for a while . i wanted to ask you before jamie . i can crash on the couch . i do n't mind at all . maggie : screw the couch . sleep in my bed . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i know exactly how ryan feels about me , and i have n't been this happy in a really long time . jack : greenlee , do you think maybe , just maybe , you might be settling ? greenlee : uh - uh . maybe , just maybe , you do n't have a clue about our relationship . ryan and i understand each other . we respect each other . but most of all , we 're honest with each other and we do n't get attacked for it , which is something you 'll never have with the woman who has yet to marry you . so next time erica rejects you , take it out on her , not me . [ scene_break ] kendall : so , ryan left to go to the airport , and i 'm just going to meet him there . zach : he talked you into leaving . kendall : oh , yeah , he made me see that there 's really no point in sticking around . i mean , when erica is ready to give up the bottle and come home , she 'll do it . zach : hmm . i 'm surprised you would abandon your mother like that . kendall : yeah , well , if you knew erica like i do , you 'd agree with me . sometimes you just got to walk away from erica just to keep your mind sane . zach : i 'm sure you know best . kendall : but that does n't mean that i 'm not grateful . so , thank you for everything that you 've done . zach : i 'm not giving up . i will find your mother , and when i do , i will call you . ok ? kendall : ok . zach : can i give you a ride to the airport ? kendall : no , thanks , i got it covered . it was very nice to meet you . zach : i know . yeah , it 's me . find out where lavery stashed erica . [ scene_break ] ryan : erica ? erica ? where 'd she go ? wow . erica : is n't it to die for ? oh , ryan , you are an angel to find this hotel . i mean , they have the most beautiful shops downstairs , and each outfit is more stunning than the next , so i just bought them all . ryan : well , i 'm sure they 're happy to have you . erica : oh , really , ryan , i love it here . i love it here ! i feel like a whole new me . in fact , i even called jack . ryan : really ? how 'd that go ? erica : actually , he hung up on me . can you imagine ? well , you know , the truth is he 's just jealous because i 'm here in sin city with you and not him . but you know what ? enough about jack . you know what i want to do ? i want to have a night on the town . ryan : yeah . well , erica , the truth is i was sort of hoping that we could stay in , because we have a lot to talk about . erica : you want to lock me in , too , ryan ? you want to tie me up so i feel like i 'm a trapped animal ? no , that 's not going to happen . if you do n't come out with me , i 'll go alone . [ scene_break ] krystal : you really meant what you said ? tad : mm - hmm . i really meant what i said . krystal : that makes me a lucky girl . tad : some would say . krystal : so , what 's the next step ? another date ? tad : sure . or we could just pick up where the last one left off . singer : oh , i want to do for you and then you see me [ scene_break ] babe : how is she ? j.r. : she 's perfect . babe : well , did she eat ? j.r. : four ounces . babe : god , i ca n't believe how much i miss her already . it 's like a part of me left with you guys when you got in that elevator . j.r. : listen , it 's only for a few hours . babe : it 's really hard . you try it . i 'm coming home right now . j.r. : no , do n't even think about it . she 's fine , we 're fine . listen , i was just getting ready to read a bedtime story , if her mommy would ever let me get off the phone . babe : all right . i 'll call you later . j.r. : all right , do n't worry . i 'll see you later . where were we , huh ? oh , that 's right . the princess is living in the castle with the daddy and the bad mommy . the daddy had to show the world just how weak and evil the mommy was , so he made her go to this fancy ball without him . he knew that it would n't take long for her to lie and cheat all over again , and he was right . so when the truth came out -- poof -- the daddy banished the mommy from the castle forever , and the princess and the daddy lived happily ever after . [ scene_break ] maggie : that did n't come out right . bianca : i did n't think so . maggie : no . well , what i meant was that you can stay in my bed , and i 'll share , you know , jamie 's . because he wo n't mind . of course he wo n't mind . yo , james , you do n't care if bianca crashes with us for a while , right ? jamie : i got no problem with that . maggie : see ? told you . bianca : so , what about you ? maggie : what about me ? bianca : do you have a problem with it ? maggie : hell , no . come on , it 'll be like old times . really . bianca : cool . thanks , maggie . maggie : any time . [ scene_break ] erica : last chance , ryan . ryan : wait , wait , wait , wait , wait . erica : no , no waiting . i 'm going with or without you . ryan : ok , i 'll go . i 'll go . just -- erica : well , good . because , ryan , this is a fantastic town and we 're going to have such a great time . that 's all i want . no one is going to keep me down tonight . david : i 'm sending you over another sample tonight . i want you to take it and test it against the infant sample that you ran earlier . this one should be a dead - on match . [ next_on ] j.r. : please -- maria : yeah , come on in here to cube one . david : j.r. ? what 's wrong with the baby ? j.r. : you stay away from my daughter . ryan : a night out with you , erica ? what could be better than that ? erica : oh , it gets better . adam : get a good , solid lock on your wife , and do n't forget to hide the key . kelly : todd promised to keep our secret . we were meant to be together -- you and me and kevin .
jr takes bess away from babe , secretly , by encouraging her to go out and have fun with her friends without him . little does she know what her husband is up to when he is alone with the baby . erica calls jack and tells him she believes he asked kendall to come with ryan to find her , so that he can manipulate her and make her feel bad . jack does not want to talk to erica when he can tell she 's drunk . greenlee tells her father he 's gotten himself into a big mess loving erica . but he tells her that at least he knows erica loves him , which is more than what she can say about ryan .
[ knock on door ] tad : whoever you are , get stuffed . [ knock ] tad : i 'm not kidding , go away . you do n't want to be here . perfect . maria : you ok ? tad : oh , that 's -- that 's a hell of a question , considering at any moment my head might stop spinning , fly off , and knock you cold . maybe you should run for the hills while you can . maria : i 'll take my chances . what has got you so pushed to the edge ? [ scene_break ] [ di knocks soundly on david 's cabin door . ] david : what ? di : i hate you , you son of a bitch ! david : my god . it worked . hallelujah , dixie 's back . [ scene_break ] reggie : this is some surprise , officer frye . i mean , you 're dani 's mom . i can definitely see the family resemblance now . mimi : not officer . captain . reggie : a promotion , too . you see , me and your daughter , we were just practicing a little -- mimi : oh , i have a pretty good idea what you were just doing with my daughter , young man . danielle : he has a name . reggie : oh , reggie montgomery , ma'am . pleased to meet you . danielle : ugh , do n't suck up to her . she ca n't do anything to us . mimi : that 's where you 're wrong , danielle . i 'm still your mother . button your blouse . you 're coming with me . [ scene_break ] erica : do n't deny it . the reason you brought me here this evening is so that we could look after kendall and send a message to zach that we are keeping an eye on him . and i love you for it . jack : oh , good . well , you know what ? i think you 're about to love me even more . ethan : how are you doing ? zach : welcome to a grand reopening . tonight we celebrate a new beginning . ethan : yeah . i think i 'd rather bet on something with a more solid return . that table looks pretty good . zach : one of our guests is on a winning streak . no end in sight . ryan : whoo ! jack : you have n't seen greenlee around , have you ? in that case , i do n't think this can be good . erica : ryan . ryan : erica . erica : hey , what a surprise . ryan : and a lucky one for you . put all your chips on me tonight . i can not lose . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you lose , kendall , if you do n't walk out of here right now . you have n't busted anything . kendall : oh , i 'll leave , no problem , if the two of you are coming with me . i 'll drag you by those scary stilettos if i have to . simone : greenlee 's right . take a hike . you 're ruining everything . kendall : see ? see , i knew you were up to something bigger than lip tints . and that subtle - as - a - sledgehammer outfit does n't help . it 's a good thing i followed the two of you , because you 're making a huge mistake . greenlee : simone 's outfit ? that 's a given . kendall : no , stop , greenlee . i know you 're about to break all sorts of laws . stealing sperm ? i ca n't let you do it . you 're pilfering tadpoles from some anonymous gene pool , so you can get knocked up ? i mean , greenlee , i knew that you were on the edge , but i had no idea you had jumped this far into the abyss . greenlee : you 're one to talk , mrs. slater . take these profile sheets and match up the numbers on the vials . simone : right . greenlee : oh , and do n't forget to use the gloves and tongs . simone : right . kendall : would you listen to yourself ? this is crazy . you ca n't do this . does n't it sound a little bit weird and a lot wrong ? greenlee : oh , oh , oh -- and the cooler . simone : oh , ok . kendall : wait a minute , hold on -- you pass yourself off as a good friend . why did n't you stop her ? simone : i am a good friend . this is what good friends do . we help each other , no matter how crazy the cause . greenlee : way to be supportive , simone . kendall : greenlee , think this through , ok ? you ca n't just take some random dude 's pixie dust , get yourself pregnant , and pass the spawn off as ryan 's . even if he thinks one of his superstrong doodads survived , it 's marital suicide . simone : we are not looking for any kind of doodad , but ryan 's doodads . how stupid do you think we are ? greenlee : i 'd like to answer that . kendall : oh , my god . greenlee : save the lecture , kendall . i 'm on a mission to save my husband . why do n't you go back to yours ? [ scene_break ] zach : on the house , as my guest . ethan : ok , genevieve , why do n't you change this ? i 'll meet you at a table . you choose . genevieve : sounds good to me . ethan : i -- i hope you 're not expecting me to thank you for backing off the cambias lawsuit . zach : there 's no need . gratitude is written all over your face . singer : got my precious bird in the hand she 's filled jack : well , slater , quite a reopening . congratulations . zach : thank you . that 's something , coming from you . you helped my son shut it down . jack : my daughter helped you get it back up on its feet . what a family affair . zach : yeah . she 's savvy . helps in business . jack : do n't play me , slater . i got my eye on you . i took all your casinos away from you once . i 'll take down even more if you hurt kendall or anyone else in my family . are we clear ? [ scene_break ] erica : ryan , are you solo tonight ? ryan : yes , yes , i am . erica : where 's greenlee ? ryan : she 's got some sort of big project or something . erica : i guess that 's why kendall 's not here , either . singer : i 'm not singing ryan : stand right there , baby . right there . whoo ! erica : whoo - hoo ! ryan : yes ! dealer : another natural for mr. lavery . ryan : merci , monsieur croupier . i 'm telling you , i can not lose tonight . nobody can touch me . erica : oh , ryan , all this winning has certainly put you in a good mood . ryan : yes . erica : and i 'm so happy , because i was afraid you were going to be really angry at me , you know , because i told you that i thought you made a mistake . ryan : do i look angry ? erica : you do n't , no . because i 'm sure you know i just want what 's best for you and greenlee . ryan : well , then you should feel fantastic , because greenlee and i are going to be fantastic . it 's going to be fine . really , i can feel my luck changing , erica . it 'll be perfect . erica : ok , but when things are n't perfect , you know what really helps ? just if you can forgive each other and yourself . ryan : ok , fine . great , deal them up . [ scene_break ] maria : oh , my god . i mean , dixie -- dixie being -- that 's incredible . tad : oh , yeah . that 's -- that 's one word for it . you know what the amazing thing is ? adam accused me of setting this whole thing up . right , like i got nothing better to do with my time than to torture j.r. and myself . right . `` incredible . `` that 's one word for it . tell me something , ok ? just -- what kind of woman would creep into her own son 's house just so she could pose as his nanny ? huh ? how could she look j.r. in the face and lie to him ? how could she do it to me ? that 's not the dixie i lost . maria : no , but she 's not the same dixie that you knew . i mean , i -- i know better than anyone what trauma can do to a person -- from a doctor 's perspective and from a woman who 's been standing in dixie 's shoes . tad : no , no , no , they 're not the same thing . you did n't lie to the people who love you . when you knew in your heart how badly they wanted you back , you did n't hide from them . maria : no , but you 've got to remember -- you 've got to remember what she 's been through . she 's not only had to grieve the loss of a child , but grieve her old face , her identity , her -- yes , she did not go about this the right way , but she 's back . that 's the miracle . that 's -- i mean , can you hold on to that and let go of the rest ? [ scene_break ] david : start right from the beginning , and do n't leave out any details . martin , junior -- i want to hear about every last reaction . di : i 've only got one kidney , remember ? david : of course i remember . i could n't have planned it better myself . talk about fate . di : well , i am so glad my medical problem gives you such joy , along with all the pain that i 've caused . david : please , do tell . di : i am serious , david . i am -- i am breaking these people 's hearts -- tad , j.r. , uncle palmer . david : whoa , whoa , wait a minute . are you telling me that you got cortlandt to buy your story ? i love you . you 're brilliant ! di : can you try to contain your glee for one second , david ? the look of hope on that man 's face -- it was -- it was almost as bad as the look of hurt on j.r. 's . i did this to these people . david : no , wait a minute . wait a minute . let 's give credit where credit is due . this is all me , sweetheart . the details , the doctor in switzerland , diana cole ? and let us not forget the piece de resistance -- the fingerprints , all rigged by yours truly . now , you done good , but let 's toast the real brains behind this masterpiece . to me . [ scene_break ] danielle : you really think i 'm going to leave with you just because you say so ? i do n't even know what you 're doing here . mimi : i 'd like to explain , in private . do you mind , reggie ? danielle : i mind . reggie 's my boyfriend , and i want him here . reggie : she wants me here . danielle : you ca n't just roll up in here like you 're donald trump or something , thinking you can tell me what to do . mimi : look , i know you 're hurt , dani . we spent a lot of time apart , maybe too much . reggie : maybe too much time ? danielle : yeah . it 's been like forever . so whose fault is that ? mimi : we 've missed a lot in each other 's lives . i did n't even know you had a boyfriend . danielle : you did n't even ask , either . mimi : i 'm here , because i want to try again . i want to reconnect . i want my daughter back in my life . danielle : oh . ok , fine . well , maybe reggie and i can swing a weekend visit sometime soon . i 'll call you and let you know , ok ? reggie : yeah , i 'm cool with that , too . i never been to new york and -- mimi : i 'm not talking a down - the - road visit , dani . i want you to come home with me now , for good . [ scene_break ] singer : romantic rendezvous erica : how awful to arrive with a beautiful woman on your arm and your ex is n't here to see it . reeks of desperation . ethan : genevieve is beautiful , is n't she ? though , you put all the ladies in this room to shame , erica . erica : well , thank you , but i 'm not distracted by the flattery . i know that you are completely broken up because kendall married zach , and you have only yourself to blame for it . ethan : now , you must take some of the credit . erica : kendall gave up on love because of you . that 's the only reason she 's with zach right now . ethan : well , no , i must n't be selfish , erica . i think you deserve plenty of blame . erica : how dare you try to turn this all on me . ethan : you made your daughter who she is . `` prove you love me , suffer for me . `` that 's your influence . and no matter how much of a creep you may think i am , let me assure you , my father is much worse . and kendall has you to thank for her life with him . erica : oh , i beg to differ . i think you really need to look at where you are right now -- trying to prove that you 're not a liar , with a fake date on your arm , in your daddy 's casino ? pitiful . [ scene_break ] ryan : all right , fine . do what you got to do , friend . zach : excuse me . hi . is there a problem ? ryan : apparently , i 've won a little too much of your money , and your fine croupier here thinks that it 's time to cut me off . ethan : what 's this ? the house gets antsy , and now you want to shut out the opposition . that sounds pathetic and cowardly . ryan : i do n't need your help , ethan . ethan : look , heat transfers . good luck , on the other hand , rubs off . so you can call me selfish , but this is one house of cards i 'd like to see coming down . zach : let him continue his game . ryan : now , i hate to break it to you , ethan , but , you see , what you 're doing is you 're only putting more money into my pocket , because my lucky streak is n't about to end . unless , of course , you plan on sticking around . ethan : ryan , we 're on the same side . look , we both have the `` i dated kendall and survived `` t - shirts . ryan : no , do n't do that . do n't , because i can read kendall well enough to know she 's speeding into another brick wall , and you did that . your lies did that . ethan : that does seem to be the popular consensus . hey , i guess we ca n't all be as lucky as you . though that incident with your brother was bittersweet , but at least you do n't have to go through any more family members . your father 's not going to run in and steal greenlee . you are the lucky guy . singer : and the magic spell it weaves [ scene_break ] kendall : how can you be searching for ryan 's thingies ? what , what , he made a deposit ? simone : yes , years ago , before he met either one of you . greenlee : you 're supposed to be helping me get the goods , not blurting my private business . simone : you know , i 'm sorry , greenlee . you know my mouth . it knows no bounds . and while you 're mad at me , i 've got some bad news . i ca n't figure out which vials are actually potential ryans , because there are no numbers outside the deep freeze , just bar codes . greenlee : great . kendall : well , what are you doing now , looking for a sign with an arrow that says , `` this way to ryan 's kids `` ? greenlee , you ca n't do this . this is wrong on every level . greenlee : start scanning . simone : oh . kendall : no , listen to me , this is bigger than skipping a pill or forgetting your diaphragm , greenlee . you ca n't make your husband a daddy without his consent or permission . you 're asking for serious trouble . greenlee : my problem , not yours . kendall : well , what are you going to do ? you going to hand ryan a baby and say `` surprise `` ? what if he does n't embrace mother and child in his loving arms ? what then , huh ? you going to shove the little tyke back in the test tube and say , `` sorry , mommy 's bad `` ? you ca n't undo this , greenlee . you ca n't give back a baby . if you do go through with this , you 'll have a kid , but you 'll lose your husband . [ scene_break ] maria : uh -- that 's not very dixie . tad : no , that 's just it . this -- this is exactly dixie , let me tell you something . the reason she wore this is because j.r. gave it to her . maria : oh . tad : she wore it out of love . the woman she is now , fat chance . maria : well , you know these things take time . it 's not all going to happen overnight . tad : i know . i know that . at least i thought i did . that 's what i was telling myself when i was putting this whole thing together , trying to figure out whether it was dixie or not . and then every once in a while , hope kind of crept up on me , you know , when my guard was down . like , for instance -- perfect example -- when i was falling asleep at night . just before i 'd fall off , i 'd pretend that she was there with me , you know , lying next to me , holding me . like the accident and the last three years never happened . it was all just a bad dream . maria : just because it did n't happen the way you pictured that it would does n't mean that her homecoming is any less incredible . it 's -- what ? tad : gosh , you 're an upbeat person . maria : it 's amazing ! tad : come on -- no , listen , she did n't stay away , because she lost her memory . she stayed away , because she did n't know whether she wanted to be here or not , whether she wanted this family back . maria : did she say that ? tad : yes , she did . maria : she said that ? tad : yes . that 's exactly what she said . and the truth is , the really painful part is she 's right . look around you . we did n't go through multiple divorces for no reason . you know , when the tough got going , old dixie and tad headed for the hills with the best of them . we just never learned to make it stick . now -- now i 'm thinking this miraculous homecoming is nothing but a bad dream . it 's like a nightmare i ca n't wake up from . because now all hope is truly gone , like i 'm losing her all over again . [ scene_break ] david : sucker . i always knew martin was a chump , but this -- this is way too easy . di : oh , you are so proud of yourself , are n't you ? you knew tad would play pi , go looking for prints in the compact . it was perfect . david : yes , it was . but believe me , it was n't easy to part with that compact . it was one of the few remaining things i have of dixie 's . but if that 's what did the trick , it was worth it . so bright , so shiny . the perfect bait . little does martin know you never even touched it . di : hello , david ! have you completely lost sight of the original plan here ? i mean , what happened to dixie winning her son back , turning him towards the light , getting him to cut babe some more slack ? david : nothing . that 's still the primary goal . di : david , j.r. is more angry and hateful now than he was before . david : of course he is , for now . but you have not grasped the power of dixie . i do n't care whether it 's junior , martin , whomever . of course they 're all upset right now , but they love dixie beyond your wildest imaginings . they will come around . di : no . david : soon you will have them eating out of your hand . di : david , when they look at me , they do n't see dixie . they see a cold , heartless snake that snuck back into their lives and let them suffer . i do n't bring back happy , loving memories . i just remind them of three long years of grief . david : they 'll get over it . trust me . di : this is a sick and terrible thing to do to them . everyone seems to think dixie was some sort of saint , but right now i ca n't say that i like her all that much myself . david : look , we pulled this off , but the truth is dixie never would 've come back to town the way you have . she never would have handled things the way you have . di : how do you know ? dixie might have done everything the way i have . [ scene_break ] danielle : what makes you think you could just show up and convince me to leave with you anyway ? mimi : look , i 'd prefer to do this without reggie around . reggie : um -- officer frye ? no disrespect intended , but if your daughter wants me to stay , them i 'm going to stay . i saw your daughter the night that you dropped her things off at her father 's place . she tried to play tough girl , but i could tell she was hurt . she cried . mimi : oh , baby , i 'm sorry . danielle : the only thing sorry about you , mom , is your weak attempt at pretending to care . mimi : do n't start , danielle . i 'm still your mother . danielle : oh , i 'm sorry . now you want to be my mother ? now you want to give me orders ? where were you the last year of my life ? mimi : i had to put some distance between us . you were out of control before you left new york . danielle : you just did n't want to deal , you were so caught up with getting your stupid promotion ! mimi : you were never even home ! danielle : neither were you ! mimi : dani , i do n't want to go back to that place where we could n't get along . i want us to start a new life together . danielle : you trashed my life in new york . i ca n't just forgive and forget . i got a better one . i traded up . i have a good job , reggie , dad . i 'm happy here . mimi : you know i 'm glad you and your father have made some headway . but if i know you , you 've got your daddy wrapped around your finger . derek : who 's got who wrapped around where ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : you should have told me what he was planning sooner , so i could have stopped him . but you did n't , so this is what i 'm left with . kendall : all right , listen to me . i hate that i care for you , but for some infuriating reason , i do . now , i can not let you make this colossal mistake . greenlee : who said it was a mistake ? i 'm having this baby for all the best reasons . love tops the list . kendall : oh , god , greenlee , how blind can you be ? ryan does n't want to have kids . he does n't think he can handle being a father right now , and i 'm not sure that he 's wrong . greenlee : are you saying my baby 's tainted ? you , of all people ? kendall : do i think ryan is right about your baby being the second coming of lucifer ? no . do i think ryan could lose it like his father did ? maybe . what if he becomes violent ? greenlee : you seriously believe he has that in him ? kendall : he went off on me when i found out about his little secret . he said he wanted to hit me . greenlee : well , who would n't want to hit you ? i want to hit you right now . simone : yeah , i would n't mind having a shot . kendall : yeah , you know , i 'd like to pop the two of you myself , but that 's not what i 'm talking about . i 'm talking about the rage i saw in ryan 's eyes . the guy has got major anger issues . greenlee : well , anyone in the same room with you has anger issues . kendall : greenlee , listen to me . your husband has problems . greenlee : you told me before . i understand . i know what he needs . so this is it . a child is what ryan needs , so why do n't you want him to have it ? [ scene_break ] ryan : all me , croup . ethan : all right , i 'm going to follow his lead . you 're on fire . i do n't mind sticking it to the house with you . ryan : no , do n't -- do n't do that . do n't mess with the whole deal we got going on here , all right ? there 's lots of other tables here . just go find one . ethan : you know , i do n't know why i bother with you anyway . singer : then she 's asking you in patrick : bet on the house or the player ? ryan : all player , all the time . patrick : bet against the house of lavery , you 're going to lose it all . ryan : dad ? [ scene_break ] kendall : of course i want ryan to get help -- from a professional , not from you , simone , and a turkey baster . simone : oh , ok , that 's just sick . greenlee : simone , check the cryotank in the next room . simone : fine , i 'm going . kendall : i will not let you play mad scientist to ryan 's life . greenlee : then leave . kendall : listen to me . it 's not pretty when a parent does n't want a child . look at me and erica . do you know how many decades it took for us to find solid ground ? i mean , do you really want to wish that on your kid ? simone : i got a match ! greenlee : keep up the good work , friend . kendall : all right , you know what ? i did n't want to do this , but , here , i 'm going to do it anyway . did you ever consider the possibility that maybe ryan had his river dammed for a reason other than saving the planet from laverys ? greenlee : what straw are you grasping at ? kendall : the adultery straw . what if ryan got this procedure done , so he could cheat on you without getting caught ? simone : oh -- you sneak ! you said i could n't tell her . i 'm the one that found out . i 'm the one that followed ryan down to that slut 's place . kendall got it all afterwards . kendall : right . simone : it 's all me . kendall : mm - hmm . simone : i 'm your truest friend . kendall : great , great . simone : i 'm so sorry . kendall : all right , take the props , simone . i do n't care . as long as the truth stops you from doing this . greenlee : ryan would n't cheat on me . simone : oh , honey , i saw him . greenlee : no , it does n't matter what you saw . it is n't like that . see , this is what you two do n't get . i do n't doubt ryan or wonder or worry . i ca n't imagine him with another woman , and i 'd never think that he would lie to me . kendall : he 's already lied to you about the most profound thing possible . once he 's gone there , how can he ever come back ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm betting on me , not the house . this is for me and greenlee . patrick : your call . ryan : oh , it 'll work , because i can feel it . i ca n't lose . braden : i got to get in on this action . house of lavery to win . change your name , move to canada -- it does n't matter . house will win in the end . jonathan : it 's in us all , no matter how much we fight it . i 'm all in on the house . these are for erin . she was a beautiful girl , but she could n't get away . neither will you . ryan : you go ahead . you bet against me , all of you , because it does n't scare me . i 'm going to prove you all wrong . everything i have -- everything -- on me . patrick : there you have it , son . you 're a lavery . all you can do is lose . erica : ryan , are you all right ? singer : this is it erica : ryan ? singer : so take a chance if you 'll take a spin ryan : i lost . i lost it all . [ scene_break ] tad : enough about dixie . i 'm sick of talking about her . let 's talk about you . please . maria : well , what i have to talk about is no big surprise . it 's sam . tad : what about him ? you want me to talk to him , try to convince him to go out to california with you ? maria : well , i 'm actually not sure that that 's the best idea anymore , and i came here to plead his case and see if you would take him in for just a little while , and -- but that was before i knew about dixie . so you and sam in one house -- that 's a lot of pain under one roof . [ scene_break ] di : too much pain . all that anger and pressure -- i can see dixie staying away . i mean , she definitely would have after she saw the looks on their faces . david : who knows what dixie would have done ? she 's gone . and you 're free to make her whatever you need her to be . di : i do n't think it 's going to be that easy . even if j.r. accepts me as his mother , i 'm not sure he 'll forgive me . tad , either . david : oh , who cares what tad thinks ? in fact , it 's probably better if he does n't forgive you . he 's played his part . he 's convinced the masses that you 're dixie . so , hopefully he does back off , way off . things will go a hell of a lot smoother without him around . di : you must be one empty piece of nothing not to care about the pain you 're dredging up for these people . david : you 're not developing a conscience now , are you ? i mean it , di . i want a commitment from you right now that you 're not getting all soft and bailing out on me . we have a deal . di : i did n't say i was ditching the plan . i just had a rough day . and i ca n't vent to my friends or loved ones , so all i 've got is you , god help me . david : well , give it some time . you can have more friends and family than you know what to do with . dixie 's friends and family . and if that 's not enough , you 'll have wads of cash to mend that bleeding heart . [ scene_break ] ethan : you disappoint me , ryan . i told you -- luck runs out . you know , the trick is you got to feel it -- you know , work out when it 's turning and then walk away . now , if you would n't mind leaving the table , i 'm sure you would n't want us all to be losers . hey , hey ! ryan : what did you just call me ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : you loved ryan more than you 've ever loved anyone . you ca n't tell me you ever saw anything sinister in him , any hint that he would hurt a woman or a child . kendall : well , that was before jonathan , braden , and the cave from hell . when you watch your murderous brother go postal on your wife and then shoot him -- call me crazy , but these things change a person . greenlee : jonathan was a nut job . he was terrifying and dangerous and evil . are you saying that you see those characteristics in ryan ? you really think he 's so lost beyond redemption ? kendall : is redemption a reason to have a child ? greenlee : you tell me . when bianca was pregnant and everyone thought that she would terminate the pregnancy , why did n't she ? kendall : come on , greenlee . greenlee : no , i want to know . what made bianca decide to have miranda ? kendall : me . she wanted to show everybody that her baby deserved love , that i deserved love . it was her one ray of hope after the rape . greenlee : our child will be ryan 's ray of hope . kendall : no , it 's not the same . greenlee : why not ? you think ryan has less love to give than bianca ? you think he 's so lost that he could n't love his own child ? he will adore being a daddy , kendall . i know it . once that child is in his arms , the world will be right . redemption was reason enough for bianca to have that baby , and it 's reason enough for me to have ryan 's baby . [ scene_break ] ethan : hey ! ryan : go ahead , say it now ! call me a loser right now ! go ahead ! ethan : calm down ! jack : no , no , no , no , no . erica : jack , let me help him . jack : no , i do n't want you anywhere near him . ryan : please say it now . i 'm right here . i 'm not going anywhere ! zach : ryan ! money and cards -- those are the only things you get to touch around here . guests and employees are off - limits . ethan : you and casinos are a bad combination . zach : maybe it 's time you went home . ryan : what is this ? what is this , your concerned father routine ? i mean , you 're the one who told me -- do you remember ? `` some men should n't be fathers . `` zach : you ca n't escape who you are -- not in here , not out there . the sooner you accept that , the better . [ scene_break ] maria : so i am so ready to move on right now , and you know what ? believe it or not , so is maddie . tad : well , one thing 's for sure . if sammie does n't want to be in california , nothing 's going to keep him there . and it might be better if he stayed here in pine valley rather than worrying about how the hell he was going to get back here in one piece . maria : yeah , but i ca n't -- i ca n't ask you to do this . tad : oh , sure you can . maria : especially now . tad : no , no , come on . it 's not like i 'm going to be doing it solo . are you kidding ? you tell the clan you got a new martin to deal with -- mom and dad will be onboard , and jamie . even brooke , if that 's ok with you . maria : no , you know what ? it 's great because he loves her and he trusts her , and she 's -- truly , she 's been the one constant in his life , and he really -- he really could use that right now . tad : good for you . ok . so why do n't you let us take him into our family for a while ? maria : you 're kind of mr. amazing , are n't you ? you are . and it 's just really , truly just for the summer -- ok , because that 's all i can take away from him -- and then we 'll re - evaluate . does that sound good ? tad : better than good . got yourself a deal . maria : wow . so it 's settled . tad : not quite . the real question here is , are you going to be ok without him ? maria : no . but all i have ever really wanted for my kids is -- is just that they feel safe and that they feel loved . and i know that they 're going to have that here with you . they 're going to have it with you and with your family and with brooke . and you 've done a phenomenal job with jamie , so i have -- i have complete faith in you . tad : you should n't . you do good work . he 's going to be a fine young man , just like jamie . but let 's not forget , i got one major ding on my track record . but i 'll make you this promise -- i 'll do my damnedest to do for sam what i obviously could n't do for j.r . [ scene_break ] di : even a truckload of cash wo n't mean squat if i ca n't get j.r. to accept me as his mother . and adam is n't believing a lick of this . he wants to run every dna test ever made . david : so what ? let him . i will handle it with no fuss and leaving no tracks behind . di : david , this can blow up in our faces bigtime . david : would you stop being so pessimistic ? you never thought anybody would buy you as dixie , right ? well , look what happened . they do . now , you 're worried they 're not going to forgive you ? they will . di : yeah , just in time for me to get babe her fair share of custody . and then i just get to walk out on them again , leaving even more wreckage behind . david : all right , di , it looks like it 's time for a reality check here . do n't get sucked in . you 're not really dixie . and even if you were , she left for a reason . she was too good for this town and the people in it . di : even you ? david : even me . dixie left . you will , too . that 's just the way it has to be . [ scene_break ] derek : you want to talk about visitation , mimi , you come see me . you do n't ambush our daughter at work . mimi : oh , is that what she told you she was doing ? working ? so i was right about you still having your father played . danielle : this is n't about visitation , daddy . she wants me to move back to new york with her . derek : you ca n't jerk us around like that ! mimi : i still have custody , derek . i do n't need your permission to take our daughter home . derek : look , do n't get righteous with me . i do n't think the court 's going to see you as an outstanding parent here . mimi : well , my life is much more stable now . danielle : you 're still you , and i 'm still me , so what 's changed ? mimi : i 'm getting married . i met someone who really cares about me . he wants to get to know you . we can be a real family again . derek : danielle and i are a real family . mimi : oh , you 've been with her a year . she 's been with me her entire life ! derek : you did n't give me a chance . this is my time now . danielle : listen to the two of you . it 's all about you and what you want . well , this is my life ! derek : congratulations . [ scene_break ] erica : look , to hell with our decision not to interfere in their lives , ok ? ryan really needs help . jack : yes , he does . that 's why i 'm begging you , do n't go anywhere near him , please ? he 's a danger to himself and anyone around him right now . you saw how he lit up on ethan back there . he looked like he was going to kill him . now do you understand why i do n't want you or greenlee anywhere around the guy ? [ scene_break ] [ ryan sneaks into the mysterious blonde 's apartment . ] [ scene_break ] kendall : number three . simone : ok . greenlee : all right . let 's get out of here . kendall : yeah , come on . [ door slams ] [ as footsteps approach , simone , greenlee , and kendall hide . ] simone : oh . greenlee : ok -- kendall : turn the lights off , come on . greenlee : shut that door . simone : shh . guard : techies . kendall : oh . greenlee : no . [ finding keys in the door , the security guard locks it and leaves . ] [ scene_break ] maria : well , at the risk of sounding like a greeting card , you will never know how much i appreciate this and how grateful i am . tad : at the risk of sounding like a greeting card -- you 're a friend , a really good one . whatever happens , i want you to be happy . maria : this will be a start . tad : if pine valley is lucky , you 'll find your way home before sammie finds his way out to all that fun in the sun . remember what i said -- two shoulders , no waiting . maria : shoulders -- back at you . tad : miss you already . maria : i 'm going to miss you . thanks , tad . tad : god bless . [ tad and di simultaneously look up at the night sky . ] tad : well , it 's a little too early for christmas , but i wish -- di : i wish – [ next_on ] babe : you know something that i do n't ? amanda : you 're about to get your heart smashed . adam ( to di ) : you 're not going to crash back into our lives when my son and i are closer than ever . david : what 's going on , ryan ? who did this to you ? ryan : back off . greenlee ( to simone and kendall ) : if we ca n't take ryan 's sperm home , you girls get me pregnant right here , right now .
kendall catches greenlee and simone in the sperm lab attempting to find and steal ryan 's donations so that greenlee can have ryan 's baby . she tells greenlee that going behind her husband 's back is not going to help their marriage nor help their child if they have one . but greenlee tells kendall that ryan can love their baby just like erica can love kendall and bianca can love miranda . meanwhile , ryan is at the casino , feeling lucky . but he is haunted by the ghosts of jonathan , braden and their father who tell him he is a lavery and can only lose . he then storms out the door . jack and erica are there and concerned about him . erica wants to help him . jack expresses that he 's worried that ryan is dangerous . david is very happy that di has successfully pulled off the scam that she is dixie . but she does not feel good about hurting tad and jr . maria comes to see tad and arranges for sam to stay with him and his family for the summer .
kendall : i do n't know if i can just walk out of here and leave spike in the hospital . zach : when your son is well enough to go home , you have to be well enough to take care of him . kendall : right . right , i have to think about my baby . zach : mm - hmm . and i have to think about you . it 's my job . you know what ? the car 's waiting . where do you want to go ? home ? vip suite at the casino ? wherever you 'll be more comfortable . kendall : thank you . zach : you 're welcome . whenever you want to see spike , there 's a car waiting for you , with me at the wheel . where do you want to go ? kendall : i want to go to fusion . it 's time to take babe down . [ scene_break ] babe : hello , ladies . you working hard or hardly working ? erin : oh , definitely working hard . simone : have we got a surprise for you . babe : ooh , good . did the new eye shadows come back from r & d ? danielle : it 's a whole new fall campaign . simone : and we think that this is going to absolutely kill in our new demo group . babe : sweet . let 's take a look . simone : mm - hmm . ta - da . [ with a flourish , simone uncovers a large poster featuring babe 's picture with `` get away with murder ! `` above it and `` if our lipstick does n't kill you , she will ! `` below it . [ scene_break ] tad : mrs. seacombe , i -- i do n't know how many different ways i can say it . i will be glad to look into your case as soon as i 'm finished the one i 'm working on . very high priority . it involves a missing child . yes , higher priority than you . fine . no , no , that 's -- that 's fine . you are perfectly entitled to look for another sucker to spy on your cheating husband . erica : tad , jeff is here , and he 's threatening to tell josh that he 's our son . joe wo n't lift a finger to silence him . you have to do it . you have to speak to jeff . please , tad , jeff will listen to you . tad : erica , when 's the last time anybody ever told you no ? [ scene_break ] jamie : i 'm sorry -- you want to say that again to my face ? josh : like it did n't happen , martin . you ca n't hide it . you were born in what , keefer 's sophomore year ? how does that make you feel , keefer ? julia : shut up . jeff : hey , hey , hey . since you 've all decided to be unprofessional and duke it out publicly in the hospital , help me pick sides . what 's the problem ? josh : it was nothing , dr. martin . julia : it wo n't happen again . jamie : yeah , it was just some personal junk . it 's over now . jeff : no , it 's not over . especially when arguments go unsettled as patients are being brought in . jamie : well , i was just telling dr. madden here if he wants to continue to spread gossip about people 's personal lives , i will return the favor by telling the truth about his father . [ scene_break ] dixie : hey . j.r. : hey , what 's so important that i had to rush all the way over here ? dixie : oh , well -- thank you for coming . do you want -- do you want to sit down ? how are you holding up ? j.r. : you did n't come to ask me about my state of mind . what do you really want to know ? [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm not going to let babe play around with my company from 9 : 00 to 5 : 00 and then go home and play with j.r. like nothing happened . zach : maybe you should rest . going after babe right now is probably not the best thing . kendall : no , i ca n't rest . i ca n't rest , and i ca n't look at babe without wanting to kill her . my baby is not coming home with me today because of j.r. , and babe let that slide . zach : just leave that to me , ok ? kendall : good . that 's more like it . now , i take care of babe , and you can take care of j.r. let 's go . zach : you sure you want to go backwards , kendall ? kendall : what the hell did you just say to me ? [ scene_break ] simone : now , this is only the beginning . babe : well , as brilliant a merchandising idea as that may be , it goes against the basic fusion concept . besides , the copy font sucks . do it over . simone : oh -- danielle : no , she did n't just say my font sucks . simone : may i ask what the fusion concept is ? i mean , i 'm interested in hearing it from a woman that 's only been here a few months as to what our concept is supposed to be . babe : hmm , i would love to fill you in . you see , fusion was founded on the dreams of women who thought that they could do better by women , instead of these mega corporations run by men . for instance , let 's check this out . oh . look at you girls here . together , beautiful , successful -- it 's what every woman wants . so fusion is a tribute to what can happen when women work together . simone : some women can and do work together . babe : how about i spell this one out for you , ms. simone ? it would be going backward if we were to do a print ad campaign with only one of us . it would be like it was her own personal triumph . you get that ? simone : hmm . no . danielle : kitty wants some milk ? babe : oh , no , no . cattiness has nothing to do with this . this is business , right ? is n't that what this is supposed to be about ? of course , we could take a little look in your strappy - sandal - filled closet and find a few things that would make you the new face of a tabloid ad campaign , but who has time for that , right ? so , do we quit wasting time , or do we trash that and get back to work ? simone : well , i think we should wait until kendall comes and get her opinion . i mean , after all , she 's the one that your husband almost killed . erin : and her baby is still fighting for his life in the hospital . [ scene_break ] kendall : how can i just ignore the people who hurt my baby ? zach : you feel better . you 're thinking about the future . that 's good . you know what i think about ? i think about you in the hospital bed -- kendall : ok , well , who put me there ? zach : fighting for your life . kendall : well , it 's time to fight for my son 's life . zach : ok , why ca n't you listen to the doctors ? they want you to rest and not do everything at once . kendall : i ca n't just sit around and do nothing while j.r. and babe are walking around scot - free . i -- i have to work . i ca n't just sit at home and look at the clock and wait for spike to come home . now , are you going to take care of j.r. or not ? zach : i know who the bad guys are , kendall . and they 'll be here today , tomorrow , and the day after . right now , you got to focus on yourself . see all this ? it 's what love looks like and sounds like . get used to it . [ scene_break ] j.r. : look , i 'm not a little kid you can play anymore . dixie : i did n't say that you were , but i am still your mother . and i wanted to make sure that you understood the incredible gift babe gave you in court . j.r. : oh , i am well aware of the gift my wife gave me . dixie : are you ? do you know the kind of love that went into what she did ? i am sure that her stock is going to drop off the chart for standing by you . j.r. : and she does n't deserve that . and i 'm going to prove it to her and everyone else that i 'm worthy of another chance . you know , i used to think that i could do it by myself . that 's all i wanted , was to do it by myself . but i got myself into a big mess by trying to do that . it 's going to take a lot of work for me to get everyone back , to fix this . but i got to do it . i can not trash the gift that babe gave me . dixie : good . i 'm proud of you , j.r. oh -- j.r. : are you ok ? dixie : yeah , i 'm fine . j.r. : no , you 're not . are you going to tell me or are you going to make me guess ? you 're scared you 're not going to get the truth out of madden . [ scene_break ] josh : my dad has gone mia and is off - limits , dr. martin . should n't you be cleaning some bedpans ? jeff : look , if -- if you guys want a career in medicine , you 're going to have to learn that our private lives are off - limits . julia : sounds about right to me . josh : well , then maybe you should n't parade it around here . jeff : well , you 're going to have to try and not be seduced by spreading the dirty little stories that fuel every rumor mill in every hospital . jamie : and there 's plenty of those around here . jeff : look , i mean , we all have our secrets . some of them are quite fascinating . but this is a hospital , and it exists for one reason , and that is to save lives and to make people well . jamie : sounds like two reasons , uncle jeff . i mean , dr. martin . jeff : now , why -- why do n't you go do what you 're getting paid for ? josh : yeah , put in some overtime . you might get some extra credit in biology class . jamie : save it , madden . julia : lord , save me from testosterone . jeff : nephew , what have you gotten yourself into ? jamie : nothing i ca n't handle . jeff : well , try and keep the ladies at bay while you 're working , huh ? jamie : yeah , but it 's hard . i -- i try to beat them off with my id badge , and they just keep on coming . jeff : well , i take it that you do n't have much use for the younger dr. madden ? jamie : i would go into it , but my uncle jeff martin just informed me that i should focus on saving lives and making people well , so i think i 'm going to do that instead . jeff : so you should . you certainly are your father 's son . jamie : hmm . that 's my dad 's worst nightmare . jeff : oh . [ scene_break ] tad : erica , you 're just going to have to forgive me . i do n't have time to deal with this right now . you 're going to have to talk to jeff yourself . erica : tad , just think about this for a moment , please . think about what will happen if -- if jeff walks up to josh and puts his arm around him and says , `` i 'm your father . `` tad : hmm . erica : yeah . well , i mean , certainly jeff 's ego will be satisfied , but lives will crumble . tad : yours ? erica : yes , mine , but also josh 's . i mean , why ca n't anybody else see the future but me ? it 's as clear as day to me . tad : yeah , well , i left my crystal ball in my other pants . erica : oh , that 's a nice comment . tad , i am holding myself back from being a mother . do n't you think i 've thought this through ? tad : well , that 's the problem . do n't you think i 've thought it through ? you do n't understand , erica . i 'm the wrong person to talk to right now about denying my own flesh and blood , considering i have a daughter out there i ca n't find . erica : a daughter ? well , with dixie ? tad : yeah , and you 're going to have to forgive me if i do n't want to walk up to my brother and say `` forget that you have a son . `` you and i have been friends a long time , but if you want to know the truth -- if i were jeff , i would walk up and throw my arm around josh and tell him the whole story . and then i would give him the biggest hug that anybody has ever seen . erica : tad , you can not say one word about this to josh . and neither can jeff . tad : oh . erica : i have n't even told my husband yet . i mean , i have n't told one person in my family . tad : if i were you , i would start to think about what i was going to say to jackson . erica : look , i am terribly sorry about what 's going on with -- with you and -- and your daughter . tad : thank you . erica : but that 's no reason to stand idly by and watch your brother destroy my family . i mean , please , make your brother forget this crazy idea about being a father to josh and -- and make him see my side of the disaster . tad : i ca n't ! erica : why ? tad : i ca n't , erica . do n't you understand ? do n't you understand what this feels like ? i 'm no good to anybody until i can find my daughter . erica : well , i 'm really sorry about that , and i do understand . but my goodness , you could -- you could just give it a moment . give me some moments -- tad : no . erica : i mean , you 're not going to work 24/7 on this . tad : no . no . sweetheart , i 'm sorry , but every single second that goes by is one more second that i do n't have anymore to force madden to tell me the truth . where he hid kate . i 'm sorry , i wish -- i wish more than anything i could help you , but i -- [ tad opens door ] tad : i just ca n't . erica : i see . you 're throwing me out . you 're as bad as your brother . [ scene_break ] babe : i get that you want j.r. in a jail cell . you all seem to want that . and i ca n't blame you . the little boy is your nephew . erin : yeah . he is , and he 's struggling because of your husband . babe : there was a time when i counted on you as one of my few friends around here . erin : babe , i watched my brother by kendall 's bedside . i watched him in the nursery , dying a little bit because he ca n't hold that little guy . now -- and you have been without your son . how did it make you feel ? babe : like a piece of my heart was missing . erin : yeah . well , a piece of ryan 's heart is in that incubator with his baby . babe : i can only imagine . erin : and worse , he had to make one of the most difficult decisions anyone could ever have to make -- who lives and who could die ? his child or the woman who gave his child life ? and your husband was the sole cause of all of that . babe : but i can not change what 's already happened . erin : no , you ca n't , and you ca n't expect people to change their reactions to it . [ erin sighs ] babe : you 're right . and i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i 'm -- i 'm deeply sorry . erin : yeah , i know . i know you are , babe . but that just makes me wonder how a woman with a heart as big as yours is can possibly defend a man -- [ babe sighs ] erin : who 's hurt so many people . babe : sometimes i do n't even understand it myself . erin : it -- it makes me wonder what 's going on behind the scenes . has j.r. threatened you ? has he hurt you ? babe : you think i 'm abused ? [ scene_break ] kendall : zach , you were in the nursery with me . what did you see ? i mean , what did you really see ? zach : i saw a little boy fighting to hang in there . kendall : yeah , you 're damn right . and the fact that he 's alive at all is a miracle . zach : he 's his mother 's son . kendall : great , and what do i show him ? i show him that it 's ok to go after someone 's family ? and that actions do n't have consequences ? you and i both sat there and watched his tiny little body struggle for every breath he takes . yeah , spike is a tough little guy , but my god -- well , should he have to fight this hard ? zach : no , he should n't . kendall : when i decided to raise my son , i signed up for all the mommy duties that go with it . and it kills me to see him lying there , and there 's nothing i can do to make it better . but there is one thing . there 's one thing that i can do , and it 's protect him . he needs protection . he did n't ask for this . zach : no , he did n't . kendall : he 's innocent . he 's -- he 's just an innocent and brave little kid who 's been tortured by a jackass who tried to kill his own wife . you know what justice is ? justice is j.r. having to struggle for every breath in his body . justice is j.r. feeling all the pain and terror and fear that my son felt because of him . and i 'm in a position to take care of this . i can handle babe . and you 're the man who promised to help me , did n't you ? zach : i did . kendall : ok . well , then why wo n't you just help me give j.r. what he deserves ? can you give me one good reason why you should n't make him pay ? zach : do you really think i 'm happy that junior got away with something ? kendall : no , of course not . zach : when i heard what he did to you , i wanted him dead . i wanted him to pay with his life , blood , broken bones -- whatever . kendall : me , too . zach : ok . and then what ? what do we do then ? what does it accomplish ? make spike happy or healthy ? what about us ? we 're supposed to start a family together . you want to drown all that in anger and hate ? we want to start our lives together , now . kendall : i ca n't just forget about what they did to my son and my family . zach : i had a son . and if i learned anything , it 's that the only thing that revenge does is breed more revenge . now , do you want your son to grow up in that ? kendall : it 's not revenge , zach , it 's justice . it 's finding a way to deal with this . zach : ok . i got it . it 's your son . it 's your choice . i just want you to realize something . when you go ahead on this path of revenge and justice , you 're going to have to wake up with it every morning . not pretty . you 're my wife , and i love you . and i will support you in anything you want to do . i just want you to be aware that there is another way , if you can get past all that . a way where the only thing you have to do is love your son . kendall : and then -- then j.r. gets to hop off in the sunset happily ever after with little adam -- [ zach sighs ] kendall : and his stupid , skanky little wife ? no . i 'm sorry . i have paid too much , and spike has paid too much . now , i have got to get rid of babe before i kill her . and i need you to take care of j.r . [ scene_break ] josh : seriously . get a room already . nurse : asap . julia : hey , hope -- could you cover for me for about 15 minutes ? i have some personal business i need to take care of . hope : sure you do . no problem . gotcha . is he your personal business ? julia : it 's my car insurance agent . hope : is he hot ? julia : well , if you 're into slightly balding sort of senior citizen , sure . hope : no , jamie martin . he looks like he 'd be hot . julia : i would n't know . hope : come on . i 've been trying to get him to look at me for a month already , and he -- nada . jamie : i 'm sorry , hope . you 're just not my type . and my boyfriend , jason , really is n't into sharing . hope : gay ? really ? never caught that one . jamie : all right , i know . everybody names their fake boyfriend jason . julia : damn it . jamie : was it my coming out ? julia : god , jamie , what have i done ? jamie : last time i checked , nothing . the question is , what would you like to do ? [ scene_break ] tad : do n't . please , do n't , ok ? not one word . i do n't want to hear it . just get out . i do n't want your help . i do n't need your help . di : you know what , tad ? kate , your daughter , is my niece . does n't that give me a little bit of a right to want to help out ? tad : i 'm not sure right now . the only thing i 'm sure of is i 'm not somebody you want to argue with . so get out . just go home . i 'm fine . di : sure you are . tad : all right , then i 'm not . i 'm definitely not somebody that you want to deal with . di : you know what ? that 's not possible , tad . tad : trust me . please , trust me . i 'm not the same tad you lied to about being dixie , ok ? what ? what 's that -- what is that supposed to mean ? di : i -- you know what ? i ca n't help it . i am so -- i 'm just so angry at dixie for putting you through this . tad : stop , right there . di : oh -- tad : no , stop it . you do not have badmouthing rights on dixie , not in this office . di : you 've forgiven her ? tad : i did n't say that . i may never say that . but i am beginning to understand why she did n't tell me the truth . [ scene_break ] dixie : i 'm so sorry i dragged you into this whole mess with kate . you 've had enough to deal with . j.r. : kate 's my sister . she 's my family , family that i deserve to see . what do you want ? there 's plenty of park here . zach : i got to talk to your mom , alone . j.r. : well , that 's not going to happen . dixie : um -- zach : not up to you , junior . dixie : you know what , j.r. ? i think you should let me talk to zach , ok ? just for a few minutes . j.r. : well , it 's your life . dixie : thank you . zach : wow . dixie : he 's trying . zach : no , i 'm trying , too . but kendall 's having a hard time letting it go , and i ca n't say that i blame her . dixie : i understand , ok ? i appreciate your position . you love your wife . i love my son . zach : hell of a situation , huh ? dixie : i feel really bad for getting you involved with this thing with madden . zach : well , i was involved . he was going after my wife . dixie : yeah , but i did n't help . zach : you did help . you told me what he did to kate . helped me protect kendall . [ j.r. spies on zach and dixie from behind a gate . ] dixie : well , that 's hardly enough to repay you for everything that -- i mean , you -- you hid me from everyone , including your wife . you took care of me . you 've given me all kinds of help that i did n't deserve or expect . zach : you did ask . dixie : oh , man . the day you met me was not a lucky one . zach : come on . you 're one of a kind . [ scene_break ] babe : j.r. would never -- erin : what ? he would never try to hurt you ? he tried to kill you . listen , babe , i have been volunteering a lot of my time at the miranda center . and i 'm training to become a domestic abuse counselor . and i got to tell you , you 're behaving exactly the way these women behave . babe : really ? and what is that like ? erin : um -- unnatural support and rationalization , denial -- and i do n't mean that as an insult . i do n't , because plenty of really smart women wind up in this very same situation . babe : i 'm not in any situation . erin : i 'm -- i 'm trying to let you know that i 'm here . this is an offer of protection . babe : you know , have you -- have you really lost your mind ? because this is n't your childhood , erin . i 'm not in the lavery house , and j.r. is not your father , so do n't you dare go implying to anyone that he 's some kind of battering husband . erin : ok , this is not about me , this is about you . i -- i do n't understand how you could have forgiven j.r . kendall : listen to the girl . she 's right . either you 're a battered wife , a nasty bitch , or just plain evil . tell me , babe , how could you not care that your husband wanted to kill you and almost got your business partner instead ? danielle : yeah , where 's your pride ? kendall : or maybe you were just so relieved you were n't under those cinderblocks , you 're downright giddy . babe : i am anything but giddy and relieved . simone : all right , there 's only two sides to this thing , and you are on the wrong one . kendall : yeah , looks like this nice little new ad campaign here is completely true . you are just as guilty as your murderous husband , babe . babe : look , i know that you find this hard to stomach , but j.r. -- simone : oh , please , please . you are not going to give us some excuse for him , are you ? erin : yeah . i 'm sorry , there just is n't one . babe : he was n't the same person that he was when he did that horrible thing to you , kendall . kendall : oh . well , that -- thank god for that . well , i can sleep a lot better knowing that . what a miraculous healing . that 's just great . maybe j.r. should use some of that miraculous healing on my son . he 's still in the hospital . [ scene_break ] zach : this is my battle as much as it is yours . madden still has to be handled . dixie : well , at least kendall 's alive , and the baby 's safe . zach : but how can i fight for kendall and her baby if i did n't fight for you and yours ? [ dixie sighs ] dixie : how much longer are we going to have to do this ? zach : long enough to get the information from the only man who can give it to us . [ scene_break ] singer : i thought that i would do it what i might say i told her i 'd be back again erica : there are only two ways to get what you want from someone in this life , jeff . you can either make the person feel better or you can make the person feel worse . jeff : a keen observation . let me guess . i 'm supposed to choose better ? erica : that would be entirely up to you . but my way is , of course , better . jeff : and your way is ? erica : leave , immediately . leave my family alone . jeff : erica , what if i told you that my decision has absolutely nothing to do with you ? erica : well , i would certainly say that you are lying to yourself -- or to me , or to both of us . jeff : hmm . you have n't changed a bit . erica : i 'll take that as a compliment . jeff : of course , you will . anything you do with josh madden has consequences that i have to live with , hmm ? try the eggs florentine . it 's delicious . erica : you know i hate spinach . jeff : actually , erica , i 've forgotten more about you that i ever knew . now , this may come as a shock , but i 've been living a totally fulfilled life without ever , ever even thinking of you . erica : well , something about you that i have n't forgotten is your arrogance . so do n't get all moral and self - righteous with me . i know what you 're going to do . you 're going to tell josh that i went behind your back to terminate that pregnancy , and you 're going to paint me as the monster . [ scene_break ] josh : the doctors ' lounge is really comfortable . hope : do you ever give up ? josh : is it working ? hope : ask me again in 10 minutes . pa announcer : dr. fisher -- josh : oh . pa announcer : dr. fisher -- [ scene_break ] jamie : is this the part where you tell me i 'm too good for you ? julia : that 's not it . jamie : i really do n't see what the big deal is . we hung out , we had some dinner . i do n't see that being a cause for a state of the union . julia : it 's complicated . jamie : no , you 're making it complicated . it does n't have to be . the rest is just food for people who have no lives , like josh madden . julia : oh , you know he 's never going to stop giving us crap . jamie : ok . well , the way i see it , we got three options . i can continue to date my fake boyfriend , jason , we could go out and make a big old public denial , or we can not care because we 're having fun . julia : nobody in this hospital is ever going to believe you 're batting for the other team , jamie . jamie : well , i 'm not going to give them any fake proof , either . julia : jamie , wait . [ scene_break ] tad : look , i was exactly where you are about dixie until i started to imagine what it was like to live through her hell . i mean , i 've been trying to live with the fact that i have a daughter out there somewhere for what , two weeks ? she 's been doing it for four years . now , i know that i am not the same person that i was before i found out what happened to kate . i 'm sure dixie is n't , either . di : yeah , you know what , though ? that still does n't change the fact that she kept that to herself , tad . she still let us believe that she was dead for all those years . tad : and you let us think she was alive with a different face . you can look at what she did as either selfish or selfless . right now -- right now , i 'm in the middle . because right now , i understand what it feels like to want to crack greg madden 's skull open to find kate . di : ok . there 's no way that i could ever understand what you two are going through . tad : ok . you want to help ? you really want to help ? di : yeah . tad : here 's the trick . i want you to take every single one of these files and cross - reference them . i already have , but i just want to see if i missed any detail about madden . ok ? di : ok . tad : thank you . [ scene_break ] kendall : wow . thank god j.r. has finally seen the light . hallelujah . it 's great . simone : maybe we could celebrate by doing a couple of shots and , like , smacking each other around . kendall : yeah , yeah . that sounds like fun . you know what ? no worries . all is forgiven . ok . babe : so you think forgiveness is for the lame ? to err is human , but to forgive is mental ? please , i can see things pretty clearly , too . and you want to know what i see ? i see someone who is unwilling to forgive my husband , a guy who was once one of her very best friends , and she knows deep down that he did n't mean to hurt her . danielle : but he did hurt her . babe : but when precious little zach cuts the power to half of pine valley and changes your life forever , somehow you find a way to forgive him . your husband caused you to lose your best friend , caused you a whole bunch of pain , and hell , i probably would n't even be here right now with my stocks if zach had n't caused that blackout . simone : hey , you know what ? that was the most romantic thing that i had ever heard . babe : romantic ? simone : yes . babe : really ? simone : uh - huh . babe : how much pain did you go through ? simone : oh -- babe : ladies , i would love for you to meet your partner , and boss , mrs. kendall hart slater , queen of the hypocrites . kendall : ok , you shut your mouth . babe : oh , that 's all you have , kendall ? you do n't have a better comeback than that ? because as far as i can see , you are zach slater 's biggest fan . and you got a huge rock on your finger to prove it . you even decided to marry him again , so somewhere along the way , you had to figure out that he was n't complete trash . so , the angry , mean - spirited , vindictive bitch has different rules for different fools , because you decided to forgive him . simone : you know what ? that was totally different . erin : i 'm sorry , zach never killed anybody . babe : true . very , very true . but correct me if i 'm wrong -- did zach ever serve any prison time for anything that he did ? and did he or did he not threaten to shoot people at the hospital ? so you take away the boards and the bricks and you substitute a little blackout -- it 's pretty much the same thing . kendall : you ca n't compare zach to j.r . babe : really ? because i just did . you 're not the spotless virgin at this prom , sweetheart . kendall : ok , see , babe , it 's about intentions . your husband tried to kill you . zach was trying to stop me from doing what he thought was a huge mistake . he was trying to save me . j.r. : what you do n't know about zach could fill a library , kendall . would you like to know what 's in the first book ? [ scene_break ] pa announcer : dr. kravitz , you have a visitor in the main lobby . dr. kravitz , a visitor in the main lobby . julia : you 're right . we ca n't care what other people say or think . jamie : that 's what i 'm talking about . there 's enough drama . we should n't have to deal with the made - up kind . julia : yeah , i just do n't know . i 'm usually so clearheaded when you 're not around . why is that ? jamie : you tell me . i 'm not into telling women what they think . julia : well , it 's -- i mean , it 's because -- jamie : because . yeah , that 's good enough for me . [ jamie and julia engage in some heavy kissing . ] [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] jeff : erica , i 've come to pine valley for one reason and one reason only , and that 's to make a decision about my son . i have no desire to fight old fights with you or to right old wrongs . erica : can you please , jeff -- please , do this for me . singer : it was the time of summer i had to love her [ jack arrives and is not pleased to see his wife with her ex - husband . ] [ scene_break ] simone : yeah , who would take the word of a wannabe killer about anything ? kendall : get out , j.r. , or i 'll have you thrown out , both of you . babe : you afraid j.r. knows something you do n't ? too afraid to find out ? kendall : j.r. has nothing to say . you 're a liar . you have nothing to add to this debate . j.r. : you do n't know the whole story about zach while you were lying in that hospital bed . tell me , kendall , were there times where you did n't know where your husband was ? kendall : all right , j.r. , fill me in . what do n't i know about my husband ? [ scene_break ] zach : this thing has to be over soon . the clock is ticking , and madden ca n't hold out forever . dixie : i ca n't help thinking -- zach : you have to be stronger now than you 've ever been . it 's coming to an end . it 's going to be ok , i swear to you . [ as zach holds dixie 's hand , tad appears . ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : if zach is such a perfect guy , how come he 's been hiding my mother for months , and never even told you ? [ next_on ] jack : tell me , jeff , what does my wife want you to do ? erica ( to jeff ) : so this is payback time ? dixie ( to tad ) : you 've been investigating me . did you find what you were looking for ? zach ( to kendall ) : what did j.r. say to you ? babe : j.r. !
erica tries unsuccessfully to get tad to persuade jeff never to tell josh that he is their ( erica and jeff 's ) son . tad tells her there 'd be nothing wrong with jeff embracing his son . he has a daughter , out there , that he can not even find . nobody has heard from greg still . kendall goes to fusion and is ready to run babe out of her company and her life . simone and danielle side with her . erin tells babe she 's concerned about how she has defended jr . babe tells kendall that she is in no position to judge jr when her own husband ( zach ) has enough secrets . jr informs kendall that zach hid his mother and never told her . jamie and julia are wondering what to tell their co - workers about their relationship . jr and jamie are out investigating dr. madden but still can not find him .
richie : whoa , sorry , man . you do n't look so good . zach : hold it . j.r. : what ? hey , novak 's making a run for it . richie : come on ! officer : sorry , mr. novak . you 're not going anywhere . second officer : sir , we 'll take him from here . richie 's voice : whoa , sorry , man . you do n't look so good . [ scene_break ] josh : hold on . you want me to sleep with greenlee again ? kendall : why not ? you like greenlee , do n't you ? josh : yeah . kendall : ok , and i 'm assuming , without going into details , please , that you had fun the other night , right ? josh : well , i have to say , fun was had by all , yeah . kendall : ew , ew , josh , no . josh : what ? kendall : what ? you 're my brother . ew . josh : then do n't ask . kendall : ok . all right . the point is , you like her , and she likes you . so , why not go for it ? josh : oh , because you think we make such a great couple ? kendall : yeah , i -- i think it would be good for both of you . josh : bull . kendall , you think it would be good for you . [ scene_break ] ryan : annie , i 'm home . annie ? what the hell happened here ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : what are you doing in my apartment ? annie : waiting for you . greenlee : how did you get in here ? annie : i told your super we were friends . and that i had a surprise for you . greenlee : well , props to you , because i 'm definitely surprised . what is this , annie ? what do you want ? annie : i want you to find your own man and leave my husband alone . greenlee : you seriously need to get a grip . annie : and you need to stay away from ryan . greenlee : why ? there 's nothing going on between us . annie : greenlee , how can you say that with a straight face ? greenlee : because it 's true . annie : i knew i should n't have left him there with you . greenlee : `` there `` ? annie : at fusion . you heard us talking , greenlee . you know that ryan was coming home , to me . greenlee : i know that . annie : ok , so why did n't he ? where 'd you take him ? greenlee : what ? annie : i saw you guys pull up on his bike . what , did you drag him to one of your old hangouts ? greenlee : i did n't drag him anywhere . that motorcycle ride was ryan 's idea . annie : is that how you got him to go ? convince him it was his idea , not yours ? greenlee : honestly , i -- i do n't know what else to say . ryan wanted to clear his head , and he asked me to go with him . annie : because he needed a warm body ? greenlee : because he needed a friend . annie : so , what does that make me ? greenlee : nothing happened , annie . annie : except what always happens , greenlee . you . greenlee : what the hell is that supposed to mean ? annie : oh , my god . own up , for god 's sake . i mean , aidan was a decent substitute , and , you know , you should n't feel bad , you guys almost made it . greenlee : do n't you talk to me about aidan -- you do n't know anything about us . annie : ok , but you and i both know that he 's not who you really wanted . only one man holds that honor . it just sucks for me that i happen to be married to him . [ scene_break ] kendall : what would i get out of you and greenlee being together ? josh : i do n't know . you tell me . kendall : i -- i just feel bad because you -- you 've been lonely and alone for quite some time . josh : really ? kendall : yeah ! i mean , you have n't dated anyone in a while , so -- do n't you think it 's time ? josh : since when have you been so concerned about my love life ? kendall : since always . i mean , last year , i -- i tried to hook you up with greenlee . josh : oh , yeah . what was your motivation then ? to keep her out of annie and ryan 's marriage ? kendall : i happen to think you two would make an incredibly hot couple . josh : oh , yeah , yeah . that 's really sweet . but i 'm not buying . so , either you tell me what 's really going on , or i 'm out of here . kendall : you 're just like mom , you know that ? you have that thing . that -- that annoying ability to read me . josh : yeah , well , you do n't fall too far from the tree , either . so , tell me , what 's up with this whole matchmaking routine ? kendall : i do n't know . just -- greenlee 's been all over the place since she found out about me and aidan . josh : well , it 's normal . you guys hit her with more than a tennis ball . kendall : yes , i know that . but , josh , she 's taking everything to an extreme . i mean , suing me , sleeping with you , and , now , she 's saying all of these things about zach . josh : what is she saying ? kendall : she just -- how close they got in the bomb shelter . and she 's trying to get into my head . josh : well , then do n't let her . kendall : it 's not that easy , josh . josh : well , it should be , kendall . zach loves you . the guy brings the word `` faithful `` to a whole new level . kendall : i know that . josh : i mean , what -- he forgave you for sleeping with another man ? that takes -- that -- i do n't even know what that takes ! kendall : ok , i got it . josh : do you ? then , why do you keep buying into greenlee 's garbage ? she 's clearly just trying to push your buttons . kendall : but , see , that -- that 's just it . as my best friend , she knows exactly which buttons to push . josh : all right , well , my advice ? just let it ride out , and she 'll get bored eventually . kendall : see , zach says the exact same thing , but i do n't think so . i mean , there 's no wedding to plan , there 's no crisis at fusion , so there is nothing to distract greenlee from making my life miserable . josh : hmm . and that 's where i come in . [ kendall sighs ] kendall : well , yeah . if you , you know , give greenlee something new to focus on , maybe she 'll stop her `` bulldoze kendall `` campaign . any thoughts ? josh : yeah , one . absolutely not . [ scene_break ] j.r. : after what he did to me , i should have left that guy sucking for air like a fish on a boat . the bastard 's lucky i have a conscience . zach : i would n't worry about it , junior . i think richie 's luck just ran out . officer : this is officer bailey . i need to speak to judge mariotti right away . it 's regarding a warrant . angie : your body just shut down , richie . so , how far did you think you were going to get ? richie : well , if you want to blame somebody , why do n't you blame your husband ? he 's the one who put these cops on me , right ? angie : those `` cops `` asked for jesse 's advice . richie : yeah , well , he should have kept his mouth shut . angie : well , my husband knows a criminal when he sees one . richie : your husband does n't know -- angie : you better watch it . your b.p . is running excessively high , and , so , unless you want to stroke out , i think you should just , um , lay low . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you know , the next thing i know , i wake up with a hooker and feel like hell . zach : with no memory of what happened ? j.r. : none . no . zach : well , if somebody stole your bone marrow , i 'm sure there 's a way to prove that . j.r. : yeah , well , they 're working on that right now . it 's called a dna panel . trying to get a warrant for that as we speak . hey . did you ever call treena again ? zach : `` treena . `` i take it that 's the hooker ? j.r. : yeah , the one and the only . babe : she 's actually on her way as we speak . j.r. : good , you know -- get her to back me up , that 's it , we bury the guy . zach : you told me once you had an idea of who stole your car . j.r. : well , novak siphoned my bone marrow . i would n't put it past him to pull a little hit - and - run . zach : so you think he mowed me down ? j.r. : yeah . just have n't been able to prove it yet . [ scene_break ] josh : no , no , no . i am not going to get in the middle of you and greenlee . kendall : josh , i did n't say it 's forever . it 's just a little while , ok ? maybe -- i -- i 'm not using you to hurt greenlee . i just think maybe you could -- you could redirect her attention . josh : oh , ok . well , if you put it that way . kendall : besides , you know what ? you already slept with her . so , come on . it 's not like i 'm pimping you out or anything . seriously . i mean , you guys have a history , so i 'm just asking you to repeat it . josh : are you listening to yourself ? kendall : yes . josh : is it scaring you , too ? kendall : yeah . well -- i do n't -- see , this is what greenlee does to me . josh : only because you let her . kendall , you have an amazing life . you have a great husband , incredible kids , a career . why are you worried about all this crap ? kendall : i -- it 's kind of hard not to when greenlee shoves it all in my face . josh : then go talk to her . work it out . kendall : are you telling me to grow up ? be an adult ? josh : pretty much . kendall : that 's your brilliant idea ? josh : yeah , pretty much . kendall : ok , so what do i do when she slams the door in my face ? josh : give it a good , hard knock . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i do n't want ryan . annie : you might want to consider getting that tattooed on your forehead . it might save you some time . greenlee : what is going on , annie ? is this about that probe thing that ryan wants to do ? annie : do you really not see it ? greenlee : what ? annie : your incessant need to be ryan 's top priority . even today , greenlee , when you walk in with your big , black eye . greenlee : like i do this to my face on purpose . annie : no , but you love the fact that ryan goes running up to you , all worried and concerned . you love it . greenlee : i hate to break it to you , but friends worry about each other , annie . annie : do friends kiss each other , too , greenlee ? greenlee : oh , this again ? i -- i was trying to get ryan 's memory back . annie : you are still the same woman who destroyed my wedding , and you are still the same woman who tried to blow up my life . well , know what ? it did n't work back then , greenlee , and i promise you , it will not work now . [ phone rings ] annie : hi , ryan . ryan : annie -- where are you ? are -- are you ok ? annie : oh , i just stepped out for a little while . are you home ? ryan : uh , yeah . i am . what happened here ? annie : oh . oh , the mess . um , i 'll explain when i get home . it 's no big deal . i 'll see you soon . ryan : whoa , whoa -- annie . greenlee : look , i do n't know what 's going on here -- why you 've suddenly decided i 'm the enemy -- but i only want good things for you and ryan , annie . i -- i want you guys to get your life back . annie : you are so full of it , it 's laughable . you love the fact that ryan remembers more about you than he does about me . greenlee : that 's not true . i tell him all the time -- annie : see , but that 's the thing , greenlee . i do n't want you telling ryan anything . do you understand ? and , as a matter of fact , i do n't want you around him period . greenlee : this is crazy . annie : you walked out on ryan when he was your husband , remember ? that was your choice . so , leave us alone , and live with it . ooh , what 's this ? ryan : what happened here ? annie : you said you were coming home . so , i brought back a nice dinner , broke out the champagne , put on a pretty dress , and then i waited and waited and waited , and you never came through that door . ryan : so , you took it out on the chicken ? annie : i was upset . no , actually , i was angry . i told you i was planning a really special night for us , ryan , and you never even bothered to show up . ryan : i 'm sorry . i -- i really am . annie : why did n't you come home ? ryan : i , uh , went for a ride on my bike with greenlee . i just needed to , um , i do n't know , escape for a little while , i guess . annie : `` escape `` ? `` escape `` from what ? me ? ryan : no , annie , not you . i found out about that research trial , that maybe it could help me get my memory back , and , you know , it 's a huge deal . it 's a big deal . it could change everything , and i had to think about it . you know , i wanted to talk about it . annie : but you could n't talk about it with me ? ryan : after the way you reacted at fusion , no , i did not feel i could talk about it with you . annie : ok , ok , but greenlee , on the other hand -- ryan : it 's not like i went out looking for her . she was right there . annie : just be straight with me , ryan . do you want to leave me and go back to greenlee ? [ scene_break ] kendall : so , i guess it would make me the bigger person by going to greenlee . josh : well , when you give someone a shiner with a tennis ball , i 'm not really sure you get the title of `` bigger person . `` kendall : all right , so , i skip doing all of my sneaky plans . i stop trying to use you , you know , to -- to do my dirty work . and , then , i just -- i 'm -- i 'm honest and straightforward and i just put it all out there ? josh : yes . greenlee should respect that . kendall : right . are you kidding me ? please -- this is greenlee we 're talking about . not only will she slam the door in my face , but she 'll have one of those little tennis ball machine pelter things . and she 'll pelt the hell out of my face the minute she sees it . i 'm serious . she wants to hurt me . josh : and sometimes you want to hurt her , too . and i 'm not going to say i really understand how your relationship works , because , from the outside , it -- it seems a little twisted , but , when it does work , it works really well . kendall : you know what 's going to happen ? i will show up , there 'll be tons of screaming , and she will do everything in her power to get under my skin and rip it off . josh : and , you know what ? you will give back almost as much as you get , but you will apologize , and mean it , because you ca n't give up on her , no matter how much you think it 's over . now , go on . tell your brother he 's right again . kendall : can you do me a favor ? josh : you name it . kendall : call the police if i 'm not back in six hours . i 'm going in . i 'm going in . [ scene_break ] j.r. : thank you for coming so quickly . treena : do you swear i wo n't get in trouble for this ? babe : we promise . j.r. : you 're completely protected . did richie tell you the real reason he tried to kidnap me ? treena : you mean , the whole transplant ? j.r. : so you knew . treena : i thought it was gross , but -- like , i had nothing to do with that . babe : you just let him get away with it . j.r. : just tell the cops what richie tried to do to me , that 's it . treena : and the other part ? j.r. : the money ? you have my word . treena : ok . let 's do it . j.r. : all right . this is the woman i was telling you about , the one who was working with richie novak . officer : you ready to give your statement ? treena : i guess . j.r. : this is really happening . babe : richie 's going to jail for this . j.r. : mm - hmm . almost tore us apart , babe . babe : but he did n't . we won , j.r. we 're out here together . and he 's in there , all alone . [ scene_break ] [ richie gasps ] zach : are you looking for this ? man , that 's got to be hard , huh ? ca n't breathe , no way to escape . nothing , no air , no way out . nothing at all . [ richie coughs ] richie : what the hell is wrong with you ? zach : i think it 's time for us to have a little chat . richie : a chat ? what do you want ? zach : i just want to talk about the night that greenlee and i went missing . richie : i do n't know anything about that night . zach : really ? richie : no . actually , the night you disappeared , i went to look for you . i got sick as a dog . so , you 're welcome . zach : what 'd you come up with ? richie : besides pneumonia , nothing . ok ? zach : you did n't stumble across a man and a woman stuck in a hole screaming for help ? richie : no . that sounds rough , though . zach : yeah , it was rough . it was cold and dark . we both hurt . but then we heard a man 's voice saying he was going to get help , but instead of that , he sealed us in . richie : that 's a horrible story . zach : yeah , i know . it got me thinking , `` why would somebody do that ? `` right ? then i thought back . you know , i was changing my tire and i got hit by a car . guy gets out , puts me in , and drives off . i 'm thinking , you know , he 's going to get me some help , but no , he throws me into a ditch and leaves me there to die . richie : why you telling me all this , man ? zach : i just find it interesting , you know ? left for dead twice in 24 hours . i just -- i think it 's -- it 's , um -- it 's more than just a coincidence . richie : hey , look , i do n't feel very well , so -- zach : you know , i think that whoever ran me off the road and tried to kill me heard that i was still alive , and he came back to finish me off . richie : i do n't know what you 're thinking , but it was n't me . ok ? zach : i need your help with something . richie : look , i already told you i 'm sick . your friend shot me up with -- zach : shh , be quiet . i need your help with something if you want to leave this room alive . [ scene_break ] [ greenlee sighs ] [ knock at door ] greenlee : who is it ? kendall : it 's me , kendall . greenlee : go away . kendall : greenlee , we need to talk . greenlee : i 've got nothing to say to you . kendall : well , tough , because i have plenty to say to you . greenlee : so , call my lawyer . that 's why you 're here , right ? got my little delivery ? kendall : yep , got the papers . greenlee : great . so , let 's chat in court . bye ! kendall : oh , come -- come -- greenlee , come on . do n't be ridiculous . we 're grown women here , ok ? there must be some way to work this out . i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry , ok ? i do n't know how many times you want me to say it , but if you would just let me in , i 'll be able to tell you how much . greenlee : i 've had a night from hell . ok , kendall ? i do n't need you making it any worse . kendall : what happened ? greenlee : forget it . kendall : come on , greenlee . you know you want to tell me . that 's what best friends do . i mean , we have gone through so much stuff , and we 've gotten past so many terrible things -- stuff that other people would have never bounced back from . i mean , think about it . stuff that we thought was unforgivable is now water under the bridge . so , that means something . greenlee : that we 're idiots ? kendall : no . that we love each other enough to forgive and enough to move on i 'm not asking you to forget what happened . i 'm just asking for a chance to make it up to you . please , greenlee . please just let me try . [ door unlocks ] kendall : you 're going to slam that door in my face , are n't you ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm not leaving you for greenlee , annie . i am here with you . annie : but where do you want to be , ryan ? ryan : i do n't know . annie : see , i think you do . i think you want to be out there on your motorcycle with greenlee . i think that 's exactly what you want . ryan : i already explained to you why i asked her to come with me . ok , annie ? it 's because she -- annie : she gets you . she gets you . i know , ryan . greenlee understands why you want to have this risky surgery and i do n't . greenlee understands lots of things about you , ryan , and i hate it . i hate watching you guys laughing and -- and connecting . that used to be us . ryan : it still can be us , annie . that 's why i want to do this procedure so badly . i want to know what us feels like . annie : you -- you just sprung that on me , ryan . a surgery like that -- that 's something we should discuss . instead , you just walk into fusion , tell me you 're going to new york , and that 's that . ryan : well , no -- i just -- i found out about it . i came to tell -- you 're right . and i 'm sorry . i should have -- i should have at least asked you about it first . annie : i just -- i feel like i 'm always trying to catch up with you . i feel like i 'm always chasing after you . ryan : well , then i 'll slow down a little bit . annie : why ? why should you have to ? it 's not your fault that i ca n't keep up . and it 's not greenlee 's fault that she can . ryan : it 's not your fault either , annie . i mean -- come on now , you did n't ask for this . annie : i used to say that to you . ryan : when ? annie : when greenlee came back to town , she , um -- she was everywhere . she was at the beach , at work , at our wedding -- and you kept apologizing for it . so , for the most part , i would tell you , `` this is n't your fault , ryan . you did n't ask for this . `` ryan : and , um , what about the other part ? annie : the other part -- i would completely lose it , kind of like i did tonight . ryan : you take it out on a dinner ? annie : it did n't stop there . i , um -- i went to greenlee 's apartment . i know . i , um -- i told her to stay away from you . ryan : wow . annie : yeah . thing is , ryan , i 'm not that girl . this is n't me . but , my god , you and greenlee . you guys have this -- this past , this history , and i just feel like i ca n't win . i do n't know how to compete with that . [ scene_break ] richie : you do know the cops are right outside , right ? zach : yeah , looking for confirmation that you stole j.r. 's bone marrow . that 's a little creepy . really think they care what happens to you ? richie : so , what do you want ? zach : it 's easy . i just want you to read something . that 's all . richie : what the hell is this ? zach : it 's like an audition . come on , just read it . richie : come -- i 'm not going to read this , man . this is stu -- zach : read it . richie : `` whoa . sorry , man . you look bad . `` zach : how are you going to make it in hollywood like that , man ? focus , do it again . make me feel something . richie : `` whoa . sorry , man . you look bad . `` does that help ? zach : you just do n't like that line , huh ? oh . try this one . richie : `` somebody down there ? the clanging 's coming through loud and clear . `` zach : ok . oh , this is my favorite . need a glass of water or something ? richie : `` do n't worry . help 's on its way . `` zach : see , richie ? that was n't so hard . it 's all i needed . [ scene_break ] treena : can i go now ? officer : her story matched up with yours . j.r. : yeah ? the kidnapping , the bone marrow , the -- officer : all of it . j.r. : yeah ? babe : thank you , treena . j.r. : yeah , thank you again . treena : no sweat . you 'll be in touch ? j.r. : no doubt . babe : so , that 's it , right ? you 're going to arrest richie , and we can go home now ? ofc . bailey : not exactly . mr. novak claims you took him against his will , forced a confession out of him . officer : mr. chandler 's facing charges for kidnapping and assault . j.r. : i told you i found him on the street . ofc . bailey : you got an alibi for the time period he claims he was abducted ? zach : he does . mr. chandler was with me . j.r. : yeah , i was with zach slater . we were having a meeting at his casino when i found richie . zach : right . so , if you would like a complete sworn statement , i can do that now . officer : let 's do that . zach : ok . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i just let you inside . does n't mean anything . kendall : ok . greenlee : because i do n't forgive you . kendall : message received . greenlee : i was just so freaked out . i was relieved that it was n't annie trying to break down the door . kendall : wait , hold -- hold on , wait -- annie ? greenlee : yeah . kendall : trying to break down the -- greenlee : the door . kendall : what -- what ? what ? she was here tonight ? greenlee : uninvited . she conned the super into letting her in . kendall : whoa . ok , hold on a minute . wait . what -- start from the beginning . [ greenlee sighs ] greenlee : i went to fusion earlier , and annie and ryan were there . kendall : ah , the missing piece , ryan . greenlee : there 's some procedure that jake told him about -- something that could help him get his memory back . kendall : that 's great . greenlee : that 's what i said . kendall : but annie disagreed ? greenlee : weird , right ? i mean , even though it 's risky , it 's a possible answer to her prayers . kendall : yeah , exactly . greenlee : anyway , annie left and then ryan wanted to talk about it more , so we went on a ride . kendall : and annie found out . greenlee : and when he dropped me off here , i came into the apartment and hello annie . you should have seen her . i mean , i thought her head was going to start spinning around `` exorcist '' -style . kendall : ok . so , you and ryan just went on a ride . that 's it ? greenlee : do n't even start with me . do n't even start about ryan being married . kendall : ok . all right . greenlee : unlike you , i can hang out with someone 's husband without sleeping with him . you 're the home wrecker here , not me . kendall : are you done ? i deserved that . greenlee : and a whole lot more . kendall : i 'm sorry , greenlee . greenlee : i -- i hear you . i get it , but it does n't make me feel a lot better . kendall : ok . well , then let 's figure out what will . greenlee : i -- no , i ca n't , kendall . it hurts too much . kendall : i know that it hurts , greenlee , but do n't you see ? that 's proof . if you did n't care , it would n't hurt at all . greenlee : that does n't make it ok . kendall : stop . listen to me . listen . i can make it ok . i can . just tell me what i can do . [ scene_break ] ryan : if anybody is in a competition here , annie , it 's me . i mean , i feel like i 'm in a race or something -- like i got to figure out who i am before the clock runs out . annie : it 's not your fault you feel more comfortable with greenlee . she 's the one you enjoy talking to . an : look , annie , i 'm -- i 'm here , i 'm here with you . i want -- i want to feel that connection with you . that 's why i want to do this again stimulation thing . annie : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry that i shut down when you brought it up . ryan : it 's ok . it 's all right . i understand that , you know ? it 's a lot . it 's a lot to take in , especially the fact that i did it right in front of greenlee . all right ? so , now -- so , now it 's just you and me . annie : i know it seems crazy that i 'm not all for the procedure . ryan : a -- a little , actually . so , if you could explain that to me . annie : when you got shot , ryan , i held my breath for days . i thought i could really lose you . and then you woke up and you were ok . and you were -- you were better than ok . you were -- you were larger than life . ryan : what do you mean ? annie : it was like -- it was like everything was turned up a notch -- all of your senses . you -- you felt more . you loved more . it was incredible . it was almost as if -- ryan : what ? annie : as if you knew what was about to happen , and you were -- you were giving me an extra dose of you before you left me . ryan : before i -- annie , you made it sound like i wanted to forget you . annie : why four years , ryan ? why did you block out four years ? in those four years , you never blocked out kendall or greenlee . why did you choose to block out me ? ryan : this -- this procedure -- this probe -- whatever it is , it could change all of that . ok ? that 's why i have to try it . annie : no . ryan : annie , this could be what i need to remember us . all right ? is n't that exactly what you want ? annie : no . ryan : no ? what do you mean ? why not ? annie : because what if you wake up , ryan , and realize that you never loved me to begin with ? i 'm sorry . ryan : i 'm not sleeping in the guest room tonight . annie : you do n't have to do that . ryan : i know i do n't . i want to . i want to be with you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you 're saying these things because you want me to drop the lawsuit . kendall : i 'm saying these things because i love you , and i do n't want to lose you . greenlee : i ca n't go back to how it was -- at least not yet . kendall : so , i 'll wait . greenlee : you 're like the most impatient person i know , besides me . kendall : i 'll wait . and in the meantime , i -- greenlee : i knew it . kendall : no , no . i -- i 've got to fix that . i have to do something about that . greenlee : way to show restraint . kendall : you know what ? i can wait and fix your face at the same time . it 's called multitasking . now , sit . greenlee : i already tried to cover it up . it came off . kendall : well , that 's because i have the magic touch . sit ! greenlee : your magic touch did this to my face . kendall : well , all the more reason for me to be the one to fix it . ok , now -- greenlee : you make me look like a clown , i 'll kill you . [ kendall giggles ] kendall : sorry , sorry . [ scene_break ] officer : judge mariotti just sent over the warrant . you 're free to run the dna test on mr. chandler and mr. novak . j.r. : well , let 's do it . and as soon as i 'm done , we 'll be paying richie a visit in prison . angie : all right , j.r. , i want you to come with me . i 'm going to have a nurse set you up in a cubicle , and then i will get the dna samples from richie . let 's go . ofc . bailey : thank you , mr. slater . i 'll get this to the station . we 'll be in touch with you soon . zach : thank you . quite a day , huh ? babe : i ca n't believe that it 's finally out in the open . after all of the questions and the lies , we finally know what richie novak did . zach : almost got away with it . babe : i just wanted to thank you , zach , for all of your help , you know , with j.r. and giving him an alibi . zach : richie 's the guilty one . i 'll make sure he never forgets that . [ scene_break ] richie : oh . huh . what now ? what 's all this ? angie : in essence , a lie detector test . and i want you to get ready because this is going to sting . [ next_on ] zach ( to greenlee ) : i thought about killing somebody last night . jake ( to richie ) : looks like your luck has just run out . jesse : you 're not being rational , angela . angie : my husband came back from the dead -- i 'll be irrational if i want to .
richie bumps into zach at the hospital . zach begins to remember what richie had done to him . zach grabs richie , but the cops have to break them up . kendall urges josh to sleep with greenlee again . josh is surprised by kendall 's suggestion . ryan comes home and finds annie gone , but does find the mess that annie had made . annie pays greenlee a visit and demands that greenlee stay away from ryan . angie examines richie and tells him that his system is shutting down . the police order a warrant . annie comes home and asks ryan does he want to leave her for greenlee . ryan lets her know that he will not leave her for greenlee . katrina agrees to help babe and j.r. by giving a statement to the police . zack threatens richie 's life . zack gives the police a statement .kendall pays greenlee a visit and will not leave until greenlee lets her in .
cara : all right . tad : i heard you . cara : hi . yeah . here . got you a -- let 's do chocolate -- muffin . tad : ah . cara : yeah . coffee -- here you go . tad : how did you do this ? cara : yeah , ran . two miles there -- tad : literally ran ? cara : yeah , totally -- two miles back . yeah , it 's good , right ? tad : so i assume you 're gon na have some ? cara : no . i gon na have more , so -- never have enough . yeah . tad : what time is it ? cara : oh , i know what time it is . time to get your hair fixed , so chop - chop ! let 's go . tad : no . before you chop , you 're gon na tell me whatever the hell is up with you . [ scene_break ] angie : your replacement is here and ready . someone 's got to run this place while you take your family vacation . jake : yeah . angie : set a date yet ? jake : there 's so much going on i -- `` no `` is the answer . i do n't even know if it 's the answer anymore , to take a trip . [ scene_break ] amanda : better get changed . we 're gon na be late . j.r. : i canceled the meeting . i 'm sorry . i should 've called you . amanda : what happened to these guys being a really big deal ? j.r. : they still are , but work can wait . i got some plans with marissa . amanda : well , things must be going pretty good for you guys . lucky you . j.r. : what , problems on the marriage front ? amanda : `` problem , `` singular , and her name is cara . j.r. : still ? she is married to tad now . amanda : yeah , maybe you should tell her that . she refuses to leave jake alone , and now they 've started lying to me . [ scene_break ] krystal : more coffee ? jane : no , thank you . krystal : enjoying breakfast ? jane : the juice is warm , the eggs are cold , and the fries are soggy . krystal : and yet you keep coming back . i guess it 's just to give me hell , huh ? jane : beats the food . bianca : oh , mom , i 'm so glad i ran into you . jane : oh . hi . what is it ? something wrong ? bianca : no . it 's just fries for breakfast , fries in general -- so not you . jane : these fries -- they would n't be anybody . bianca : mom , are you sure you 're feeling all right ? jane : there 's no vodka in my orange juice , if that 's what you 're asking . bianca : i 'm not . jane : i just wish everyone would stop watching me like some damn science experiment . [ scene_break ] erica : ooh ! oh ! oh ! oh . oh . ben : are you ok ? erica : i do n't know . ben : where does it hurt ? erica : my ankle . oh , please do n't let it be broken . ben : we 'll check it out . we 'll see what we 're dealing with here . erica : thank goodness i have you . [ scene_break ] cara : drink , eat , please . you can stop the inquisition , though . i 'm fine . tad : private investigator , remember ? it comes naturally . cara : yes . do you have a license for that ? let me see the license . tad : no . forget it . no segues . you 've been off ever since you came home from work last night . cara : all right . whew . it 's about jake , all right ? it is , but it 's not what you think . tad : i 'm not thinking anything . cara : it 's actually amanda . she came to me . she started asking questions about jake and me in the tent and if it reminded him of the sudan , and then i did n't know what to say because i was just -- so i just said that i 've never seen him there . you get it ? ok . so just when i thought we could move on -- tad : you can . no , no , no -- cara : that 's great . tad : no , it 's just gon na take a little time . give it time to -- for things to settle down a little bit . and i know what we can do meanwhile : fix me . please , god , fix me . cara : ha ! [ scene_break ] bianca : you ask me not to worry , and then you act like this . what am i supposed to think ? jane : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i know that i have been on edge lately , but i am not about to fall off the wagon . truly . truly . so i have everything under control , and if you will excuse me now , i need to go and speak with david . bianca : that 's another thing : why are you spending so much time with him ? jane : wow . you and jack , you are certainly two peas in a pod . bianca : for good reason . you know better than anyone what david is capable of . jane : which means that i know better than anyone how to handle him . so -- look . truly , i love that you want to protect me , but for the last time , i just do n't need it . oh ! look . here 's your friend . you can catch up . marissa : hey . bianca : hi . marissa : good morning . bianca : it sure is . i guess this means you had a good date with j.r. ? marissa : yeah . we had fun -- make that a lot of fun . bianca : i 'm glad . [ scene_break ] jane : i never thought i 'd say this , but i 'm actually happy to see you . david : you have a real way with compliments , you know that ? jane : oh , i had to get away from bianca . girl is driving me bonkers . david : whoa . first of all , erica would never say that about her daughter . and secondly , she would never use the term `` bonkers . `` you need to be more careful , jane . jane : do n't you ever call me that again . that is not my name . [ scene_break ] ben : worst case , you sprained it . erica : do you have experience in the medical field ? ben : you should keep it elevated . erica : oh , thank you . thank you for taking such good care of me . i owe you . ben : you do n't owe me anything . erica : but you feel that you owe jane . why ? you said something about a terrible day . what was so terrible ? what happened ? ben : i ca n't talk about it . erica : please , ben . please . this woman is holding me hostage . she 's taking my life . i 'm just trying to understand why , why you feel obligated to be here . i know this probably sounds crazy , but i 've really come to like you -- even care about you -- and it 's my guess that she 's holding us both prisoners . am i right ? ben : i 'm here because i want to help her . erica : why ? ben : the accident -- sorry . [ scene_break ] cara : so i used to do this for my mom all the time . tad : really ? she go gray early , too ? cara : yeah . i think it was the stress -- dad left , and i was sick . she married my dad and thought they 'd be together forever , obviously , right ? and then , like , one day she wakes up and , poof , he 's gone . that 's why i promised myself i would never fall in love . i would never let myself get hurt like that . tad : huh . and then you met jake . cara : yeah , i met jake , and , poof , he changed everything . then i was forced to leave and -- and i left him the same way my dad left my mom . so what am i doing ? tad : what ? please do n't tell me something went wrong . is my hair falling out ? cara : your hair looks -- it looks really good . tad : do n't scare me like that , because i 'm seriously damaged here . cara : no , it 's i 'm insensitive . yeah . i 'm going on about jake and -- no , it 's history . tad : cara , come on . so , yeah , it was history . you were in love with the guy . he changed everything , and the way you ended was terrible . i 'm sorry that it happened . moving on is hard -- cara : yeah . tad : for everybody . cara : it helps having someone like you . [ scene_break ] angie : you know what ? i think your idea to go away is a good one , give you a chance to press that `` reset `` button . but you know what ? i think you can do one better . jake : yeah ? tell me , because i 'm open to anything . angie : turn it into a big surprise . plan the trip of a lifetime . and then on the day that you 're ready to leave , present her with the tickets , and then whisk them away . jake : i like it . i like it . i 'm gon na do it . i 'm gon na do what you just said , because i think it 's a good idea . angie : all right . so what are you still doing standing here ? go . get your travel agent on the phone and get on this . jake : ok . [ scene_break ] amanda : what am i supposed to do with that ? jake claims he 's been to this tent at the clinic with cara . cara says he 's never been there . and then to top it off , he does n't come home last night , claims he was working . j.r. : you do n't believe him . amanda : honestly , i do n't know what to believe anymore . and i do n't know why i 'm telling this to you . j.r. : because you want my advice ? amanda : i guess it could n't hurt . j.r. : do n't jump to conclusions . you do n't know if she 's out to steal jake or that they 're even having an affair . amanda : i caught her lying to me . j.r. : about a tent . that 's not enough . before you go code red , start calling people out , make sure they 've actually done something wrong . [ scene_break ] marissa : do n't tell me david 's making trouble again . bianca : i just wish i knew what they were talking about , why she 's spending so much time with him . marissa : you 're really worried about her . bianca : she almost took a drink . marissa : what ? bianca : yeah . uncle jack stopped her before anything happened , but it is obviously just so not like her . and then when kendall and i tried to talk to her about it , she just insisted that we were overreacting . marissa : i 'm so sorry . as if you 're not going through enough lately . bianca : i want her to ask for help if she needs it . marissa : not always an easy thing to do . bianca : we 're her family . marissa : i 'm your friend . hey . tell me how i can make things better for you . bianca : you ca n't . [ scene_break ] david : wow . you 're particularly jumpy this morning . something going on i should know about ? jane : you mean , in addition to the fact that you are blackmailing me or that my family is lodged down my throat ? david : there it is . jane : i made the mistake of admitting to a weakness . david : ha ha ha . all right . erica does n't have one of those . and even if she did , she certainly would n't cop to it . jane : yeah , i found that out . david : so what happened ? jane : jack caught me about to take a drink . and the next thing i knew , i was lodged between kendall and bianca in an intervention . david : you do realize it 's only because they care , right ? jane : i wish to god they cared a little bit less , because i have never felt so smothered in my life . david : except this is n't your life . it 's erica 's , and you went to a great length to poach it . jane : i know that . none of the magazine articles ever mentioned anything about all this . all i wanted was the excitement , the beauty , the glamour . david : you wanted to be the celebrity , not the mother . i understand . jane : you do ? david : yes , i do . i can only imagine being around erica 's daughters must bring back some very painful memories for you . jane : i just remembered i have a meeting . i have to go . bianca : mom , wait . jane : yeah , we 'll talk later . [ scene_break ] marissa : a comedy club ? i did n't even know j.r. was into that kind of thing . but , oh , my god , we just laughed -- we laughed till we cried . it was amazing . i 'm sorry . you probably do n't want to hear about this . bianca : oh , why not ? marissa : because nobody likes to hear somebody blab on about their love life . bianca : i asked you to distract me , remember ? marissa : yeah . next time i 'll just pull out a deck of cards . bianca : you look happy . marissa : i am -- i think i am . scared and happy -- is that possible ? bianca : yeah . j.r. : hey . marissa : hi . i thought you had a big meeting that you had to go to . j.r. : i postponed it . marissa : why ? j.r. : to hang out with you . marissa : you 're bailing on work for me ? j.r. : i was hoping we could spend the morning together , if you do n't already have plans ? marissa : oh , i do n't know . bianca and i were kind of in the middle of some -- bianca : of nothing . i -- oh . i actually have to get to a meeting about the miranda center , so you are totally free , if you want to be ? [ phone rings ] marissa : oh . a client . i should take this . ahem . excuse me . hello ? j.r. : thank you . bianca : for ? j.r. : making up that meeting , and canceling the other night . the comedy club was great . bianca : yeah , i heard . j.r. : your suggestion was spot - on . bianca : so what do you have planned for this morning ? j.r. : a catered meal in the park . tablecloths , candle lights -- the works . bianca : sounds fancy . j.r. : you do n't think marissa wants fancy ? bianca : the truth ? j.r. : please . bianca : i think she wants simple , meaningful . j.r. : so how would i do that ? bianca : stop by a deli on the way and get orange soda and doughnuts . j.r. : heh heh heh ! you 're serious ? bianca : yeah . and then sit on a bench and talk . it 's what her parents used to do after church on sundays . j.r. : how do you know more about my ex - wife than i do ? bianca : it 's a freakishly good memory . j.r. : so doughnuts and orange soda , huh ? thanks again . bianca : i 'm not doing it for you . [ scene_break ] tina : and that 's it . angie : great . now i 'm officially up to speed on mr. pastore . tina : let me know if you need anything else . angie : i will . thank you , tina . amanda : oh , angie ? angie : oh , hi , amanda . amanda : hi . how are you ? how 's lucy ? angie : she 's wonderful . amanda : oh , have you seen jake around at all ? angie : yeah . i was just with him . he had to go up for a meeting . he said it 's probably gon na be a while . amanda : he worked all night . i was hoping to get a few minutes with him . angie : i tell you what . why do n't you give him about an hour , and then check back , ok ? amanda : ok . thanks . oh , lori , hi . can you have jake call me when he gets out of his meeting ? lori : dr. martin 's not in a meeting . he left the hospital . amanda : um , where 'd he go ? lori : i do n't know . he did n't say . amanda : ok . thank you . oh , hi . excuse me . do you know if dr. cara castillo 's on the schedule today ? tina : not today , no . cara : all right . [ scene_break ] tad : is it in the directions that the water 's got to be , like , ice cold ? cara : come on . this is the price you have to pay for beauty , yes ? what ? i ca n't even -- let me take a look . where did you go in there ? oh , no . tad : what ? what ? what ? cara : oh , my god . looks good , right ? tad : i look human again ! man , would you look at that ? you 're a genius ! cara : i 'm a doctor , but muy caliente , i have to say . tad : `` caliente ? `` hot ? cara : you look hot . tad : you think i look hot ? cara : i do . [ scene_break ] erica : i thought i scared you off for good . ben : need to wrap that ankle . erica : i 'm sorry if i upset you . ben : do n't worry about it . erica : maybe if you talk to someone . it 's never a good idea to keep all your emotions bottled up . they 'll just eat you alive the way they are now . you can trust me , ben . ben : it happened so suddenly . oh , just thinking about it -- it 's my fault . i killed her . [ scene_break ] david : so your meeting 's here . that 's interesting . fyi , erica prefers to keep her work and her home separate . jane : get out . david : but i just got here . jane : i mean it , david . i ca n't deal with you right now . so do i have to call security ? david : i did some research . i used my connections to dig up more on jane campbell and her reconstructive surgery . i had no idea how deep it went . jane : stop this right now . i do not want to talk about this . david : you and i are gon na be partners in the hospital . i needed to know everything there is about jane . jane : do not call me that ! david : you must miss her very much -- the daughter you lost in that car accident . despite your efforts to keep it under wraps , i was able to get the name of your plastic surgeon . imagine my surprise when i learned that it was dr. fascinella , the same one who worked on erica after her car accident . believe it or not , i was also able to get my hands on your chart . you sustained some serious internal injuries in that crash . it 's a miracle you even survived . [ scene_break ] ben : it was a bad night to be out , let alone behind the wheel . snow , sleet , rain , wind -- you name it . i was going to work . i should 've stayed home . but i did n't want to lose the pay . people think snow tires let you drive in anything . those things are useless against ice . i was coming around a curve and just started sliding . i could n't stop . no guardrail to keep me on my side of the road , and i smashed right into an oncoming car . erica : jane 's car ? ben : she was driving . her little girl was in the back . erica : oh , no . ben : i walked away without a scratch , but her daughter never stood a chance . and jane ? no one thought she would make it . [ scene_break ] david : i knew something traumatic must 've happened to make you go to these lengths . but this ? jane : why are you being so cruel ? david : i am not being cruel . jane : yes , you are . you 're making me relive this entire nightmare . david : i needed to know what you were made of , if jane campbell was really -- jane : i am not jane campbell . jane campbell died the night she lost her little girl ! [ scene_break ] bianca : i 'm doing it for marissa 's sake , because she deserves to have fun and to be in love and to be happy , simple as that sounds . j.r. : and you know that i 'm the one who can give her all that . bianca : always comes back to you , does n't it , j.r. ? j.r. : i want the same things . that 's why i 'm doing this , so i can get it right . do n't you think it 's embarrassing for me to ask advice on my ex - wife 's likes and dislikes ? i should know this stuff . bianca : you should . so now that you do , just do n't forget it . j.r. : i wo n't . bianca : she 's really responding to you , which -- no offense -- is really surprising to me , considering everything you 've pulled . j.r. : surprises me , too , but i meant what i said . i regret everything that i did . bianca : you always regret your mistakes , j.r . it does n't stop you from making more . j.r. : not this time . bianca : i hope you 're serious about that . because if you 're not , if you hurt marissa , i 'll hurt you . that 's a promise . j.r. : hey . marissa : hey . j.r. : you ready to go ? marissa : yeah . go where , exactly ? j.r. : i can give you one clue , and one clue only . it involves something orange . marissa : hmm . [ scene_break ] tad : i look like a new man . really . cara : yeah . tad : or a refurbished middle - aged one . yeah . suave , debonair -- dare i say it -- spritely ? cara : `` spritely `` is -- that 's -- tad : energetic , youthful . cara : oh , wow . look at that . so we 're just gon na just skip on over all of what just -- tad : the kiss ? cara : yeah . yeah , i was n't expecting fireworks . i mean , do n't get me wrong , but i thought -- i do n't know -- maybe that was kind of nice . you glad it happened or something like that ? tad : i 'm not just glad it happened , i 'm thrilled . cara : ok . tad : it was nice . very nice . i just do n't want you to feel like you owe me . cara : `` owe you ? `` tad : yeah , because of what just happened , or almost happened , with jake . cara : oh , no , i did n't do that because of jake . tad : you 're sure ? cara : yeah . i mean , you got to be so sick and tired of hearing about my problems with jake , right ? tad : kind of sort of . getting there . cara : look , i know i hung onto him . i hung onto him in such a huge way , but the night at the tent , i had to move on . ok ? this is where i want to be . tad : yeah ? cara : mm - hmm . [ phone chirps ] cara : ok , i got to -- tad : perfect timing . cara : yeah . tad : the hospital , is n't it ? cara : yep . tad : yep . cara : so i need to go change . excuse me . ok . oh . i like the hair . liked the kiss . i like you . [ scene_break ] amanda : excuse me ? can you tell me if cara castillo is working the clinic today ? doctor : have n't seen her . sorry . j.r. 's voice : before you go code red , start calling people out , make sure they 've actually done something wrong . [ amanda searches the tent and finds jake 's button , then remembers ] amanda 's voice : you 're missing a button . how 'd that happen ? jake : i am ? what ? beats me . [ scene_break ] david : you should know in gathering this information , i did n't clue anyone else in . no one is aware of what you 've done besides me , and per our agreement , that 's exactly how it 's gon na stay . so has it helped being someone else , being erica kane ? jane : jane campbell was -- jane campbell was hideous . david : how could that be ? jane : i was ugly my whole life . even my parents could n't stand the sight of me . i 'm sure that 's what drove them into an early grave . david : but certainly you must 've had other family , people who cared . jane : no , no . no one -- until i adopted lydia . she loved me . she loved me unconditionally with her whole heart . it did n't matter to her what i looked like . david : lydia is a very beautiful name . jane : she was a beautiful girl . she was take - your - breath - away beautiful . and i just wanted to make sure that my little girl had the life that i never had -- friends and boyfriends and a mother who adored her . only then it was just all ripped away . david : but why erica kane ? jane : i 've been her biggest fan ever since i can remember . erica kane was my escape . whenever my mother would tell me how ugly i was , i would run to my room , i would close the door , lock the door , and i would close my eyes , and then -- oh , then i 'd be gorgeous . and people would want to be with me , and they would want to look at me , and they would want to be me . so erica is really how i survived . and then erica kane was making a public appearance in new york , and how could i miss meeting my idol in person ? and i did n't want to leave lydia with a sitter . i mean , not in that bad weather and all . because what if the power went out , and lydia was so afraid of the dark . and so i took her with me . i took her with me . and , well , after the accident , ohh , i just could n't live with myself . and that 's when i became the fabulous erica kane . [ scene_break ] bianca : oh , you just missed marissa . krystal : oh , really ? where 'd she go ? bianca : to the park with j.r . krystal : man does n't give up , does he ? bianca : she 's not giving him much reason to . krystal : i 'm not so sure that 's a bad thing , really . i kind of think j.r. is sincere -- and if he 's not , look out . bianca : oh , do n't worry . i 've already put him on notice . krystal : i think to you , he just might listen . marissa 's really lucky to have you . [ scene_break ] marissa : you 're being so mysterious , making me wait in the car while you go inside of a convenience store . mr. j.r. chandler himself ? i never thought i 'd see the day . j.r. : what ? i 've been in convenience stores before . marissa : when ? j.r. : i 'll have to ask my assistant . marissa : very funny . j.r. : sit -- i mean , if that 's ok ? marissa : yeah , it 's perfect . j.r. : all right . marissa : all right . what you got ? ooh . oh , my . doughnuts , huh ? and orange soda . j.r. , i used to do this with my parents . j.r. : every sunday after church . marissa : i never told you that . how did you know that ? [ scene_break ] jake : so i 'm debating belize or costa rica , but i guess you ca n't really go wrong with either one , as long as there 's , like , the spa there -- cara : hi . jake : hi . cara : excuse me . we need to talk . jake : sure . what 's up ? cara : amanda , actually . she cornered me yesterday . she started asking me these questions . jake : really ? what kind of questions ? cara : about you and me , the tent , if you had ever been there , if it reminded you of the -- whatever . the point is i did n't know what to tell her , so i said that you had n't been there . ok ? i just wanted to give you the info . jake : i told her the opposite . i told her that i was out there . cara : oh , great . all right . when is this gon na end ? when is it ? jake : i will figure this out . cara : and how are you gon na do that ? will you tell her the truth ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : of course , you told me . you were trying to rally me . you were trying to give me visions of things we could share and new traditions with a.j . marissa : that 's so weird . i do n't remember telling you that . j.r. : because you were focused on me . it was always about me , but that 's gon na change right here , right now . you 're such an incredible woman , marissa . you deserve to be happy , you deserve to have fun , and i want to be the one to give you that , because i love you . i never stopped . [ scene_break ] angie : i understand your concerns , but this is my sight we 're talking about . tad : no , angela , it 's david hayward we 're talking about . angie : do you think i trust david hayward ? but if there is even the smallest chance that i could someday see my daughter 's smile -- tad : you have to take it . just promise me you 'll be careful . angie : i promise . tad : hey , i want to ask you a question . have you talked to jake lately ? angie : earlier today . can you keep a secret ? tad : do i rock at pinball , the answer being yes . angie : jake 's been talking about a vacation with amanda to get them back on track , but now he 's going to whisk her away as a surprise . tad : whisk -- what are you saying ? amanda does n't know about it ? angie : what , you do n't think it 's a good idea ? tad : i think there 's too many secrets going around as it is . and sooner or later , somebody is gon na get burned . [ scene_break ] cara : so what exactly did you tell her ? jake : what i told her was that someone had told me that that was your new post out there , in this tent , and i brought you some files . so , yes , i have been out there . cara : did you tell her anything about what happened between -- jake : no . are you kidding ? i could never tell her what went down with us . she 'd be devastated . [ amanda overhears from around the corner ] [ scene_break ] erica : ben ? ben , please come back . i know it 's difficult , but you have to let it out . i 'm just trying to help you . ben : you ca n't help me . no one can . [ scene_break ] david : i know what it 's like . jane : you do ? you 've lost a child ? david : yes , i have . two , actually -- leora , my infant daughter , and babe . it feels like yesterday , but , really , it 's been a few years now . it 's like losing a part of yourself , the most important part , your heart .
erica has dinner at krystal 's . bianca comes in to join her . bianca sees some things about `` erica `` that she does n't like . david comes in and his and erica 's eyes meet . in her little room , erica exercises and pretends as though she has hurt her ankle in order for joe to join her . joe checks out her ankle and finds it to be fine . bianca questions `` erica `` as to why she is spending so much time with david . marissa joins bianca and discuss how that j.r. makes marissa feel . david gives erica pointers on how to be the real erica . angie and jake discuss jake taking amanda on a surprise vacation . amanda pours out her heart to j.r. about jake and cara working together again . bianca tells marissa that erica had almost taken a drink . david questions erica as to what is going on with her .
[ previously_on ] alma : my son is not a cheater . henry : do n't blame yourself for what happened . alma : i do n't blame myself . i blame her . carlos : we 're stuck here till the morning , till the store opens . erica : i really would like to thank whoever it is personally for saving jack 's life . eileen : given his rare blood type , it 's probably a family relation . erica : greenlee ? [ knock on door ] [ knock on door ] maggie : hi . what are you doing here ? henry : i wanted to see if -- if you were ok . god , you 're so beautiful . maggie : henry – carlos : maldita sea . greenlee : hey , which one do you like better ? carlos : i would like to be out of here . greenlee : a wizard like you could n't hot - wire something and unlock the doors ? carlos : even the phones are locked after hours . greenlee : old lady lacey keeps this place tighter than fort knox . thank god you have your cell . carlos : not with me . where 's yours ? greenlee : mine is in my other bag . so -- we 're really stuck ? carlos : till the store opens at 9 : 00 in the morning . greenlee : that 's a long time . what are we going to do ? carlos : there are so many possibilities . greenlee : yeah . yeah , there are . carlos : you know what i want to do ? greenlee : i think i do . carlos : good . put the enchantment display back the way it was , and then i 'll feed you . greenlee : forget it . carlos : you 'll do as i ask , and you 'll do it now . reggie : what 's taking them so long ? they should be finished sewing up jack by now . joni : i know you 're scared . reggie : you do n't know anything . joni : reggie , if you want to talk about it -- reggie : i do n't want to talk ! joni : where are you going ? reggie : someplace you 're not , ok ? erica : joe ? joe , how is jackson ? joe : the surgery is going very well . they 've located the bleeder . it 'll take a little time to repair . erica : but jack is going to be fine ? joe : everything indicates a full recovery . excuse me , i 've got to get back to the o.r . erica : yes , of course , of course . thank you , joe . bianca : mom , do you want to go to the cafeteria ? we could wait and get some coffee or something like that . erica : oh , no . no , honey , thank you . bianca : all right , well , do you want me to bring you something back ? erica : no , no . i 'm -- i 'm just -- i 'm so tired , and i just need a few minutes . bianca : ok . erica : ok . bianca : i 'll be back . eileen : that 's odd . the paperwork on the montgomery donor is missing . mary : excuse me . any word on jackson montgomery ? erica : well , mary , i should have known you 'd be back . mary : yes , erica . what is it ? erica : do n't do that . do n't play innocent with me . i know exactly what you 're up to . maggie : i ca n't . i ca n't . henry : i know you 're still upset with me . maggie : you know , i appreciate you coming to the funeral . i really do . but it just does n't make up for what you did . henry : i know it was -- maggie : no , stop with the `` i knows `` because you do n't know . i trusted you . and you left me hanging . and i ca n't just forget that . henry : you do n't trust me . maggie : well , you ca n't really be surprised . henry : i want to try to explain . maggie : please , just do n't -- henry : look , just hear me out , ok ? look , i always did what i was told -- by my mother , by my teachers . i mean , i know what my culture expects . i never questioned any of it until you gave me the courage to break out . maggie : and i 'm really glad that you 're thinking outside of the box , but , you know , it 's just a little too hot to get all deep -- henry : you 're the first person who ever saw who i really was , not who i was trying to be or who i was expected to be . when i saw myself through your eyes , i liked the man that i saw -- until i blew it . maggie : big time . henry : maggie , everything i thought i knew was inside out . school was everything , and now that 's messed up . maggie : well , lucky for you , being expelled is n't fatal . henry : yeah , for most people . for my mother , it 's like death . she wo n't talk to me , and i do n't know how to make it right . or where to go or what to do next . but as messed up as everything is , i finally know what i want . maggie : well , do n't tell me you want me , you know , because i just do n't want to hear it . henry : i do want you , maggie . you 're all i want . maggie : well , not so long ago all you wanted was to save your own butt . henry : ok , look , i panicked , but that 's over . i 'm ready to go after what 's important and not give up until i get it . tell me it 's possible . maggie : henry , do n't . reggie : look , can you at least lay down if you 're going to sleep here ? joni : i did n't realize that -- reggie : why are you even still here ? joni : i told you , i 'm not leaving until we find out how mr. montgomery is . reggie : do i look like i need you to hold my hand ? joni : like i would even try . reggie : i hate this place . joni : we could go to the chapel . reggie : please do not come at me with that whole touchy - feely , praise - the - lord stuff , ok ? i deal my own way . you 're the scariest thing in here . joni : i know what you need . reggie : please . i do not need this . please do not come at me with this whole power of prayer and all that other stuff . i do n't need this right now , ok ? joni : you were right about track 12 . it 's not bad . mary : all right , erica , what 's this about ? erica : this is about you manipulating a life - and - death situation to get a date . mary : that 's ridiculous . jack 's just a friend . and he 's engaged to you . erica : and i am not going to allow you to take advantage of jack . mary : allow me ? you do n't even know me . erica : oh , i know you , all right . you 're after jackson , and you 're using your daughter to reel him in . carlos : you 're going to put these back and these and this . and do n't forget this . greenlee : give me this . this color should n't see the light of day . carlos : you 're going to put these back exactly the way they were . do you understand me ? greenlee : what is with you ? when did you become all about enchantment ? carlos : i 'm about doing the right thing , greenlee . greenlee : this is the right thing . this is where fusion belongs , and it stays . carlos : this is enchantment 's space . you ca n't just -- greenlee : if fusion had this kind of exposure , we could beat the hell out of enchantment . and now we 've got a shot . carlos : i mean , you deserve a chance , yes , but not like this . greenlee : well , how else is it supposed to happen ? am i supposed to sit around and wait like a good little girl until i get permission ? i do n't play that way . carlos : well , you can play however you want , but i wo n't allow you to play your dirty tricks here . greenlee : i 'm just taking matters into my own hands . you got a problem with that ? carlos : on my turf ? you 're damn right i do . i mean , ms. lacey -- she depends on me . i 'm not going to betray her trust for this . greenlee : oh , but you 'll betray me ? carlos : oh , because i wo n't give in to -- get over yourself . clean it up now . greenlee : i wo n't be bossed around . carlos : and when you 're done with the counters , you 're going to clean the poster , make sure she has all her teeth , no glasses , and no mustache . greenlee : i 'd rather eat linoleum . carlos : do n't tempt me . you better start because it 's going to take a while . greenlee : i 'm out of here . carlos : you 're locked in . greenlee : i 'll break out to get away from you . carlos : you 're staying . greenlee : you going to make me ? carlos : come here . greenlee : what are you doing ? put me down ! put me down ! put me -- carlos : put everything back now . greenlee : why are you being such a jerk ? carlos : and why do n't you just do what you 're told ? greenlee : oh , my god , stop treating me like a child . carlos : oh , is this the work of an adult ? greenlee : it 's an executive decision . carlos : it 's a prank . greenlee : it 's inspired . carlos : it 's immature . greenlee : i can be immature if i want to . so just stop it with all that neanderthal crap because i 'm not going to take orders or threats or guerrilla tactics from you . carlos : tired yet ? greenlee : what ? carlos : earlier you said you were tired , tired of fighting , of the pain . your tears -- they made me realize that fusion 's mascara really is waterproof . greenlee : what ? i opened up to you , and you 're making fun of me ? god , i hate you ! just stay away from me ! carlos : or what ? you 're going to let me have it ? bring it on , princess ! let 's see what you got ! greenlee : no , i wo n't . i do n't want to do this . carlos : this is exactly what you want . this is what you do . you strike out to protect yourself from people , from memories , from your own heart . so you want to fight ? come on . show me what you got . henry : if i could hold you , if we could just -- maggie : what ? you thought you 'd apologize again and then , what , you 'd just get lucky ? henry : no . maggie : what is it with you ? first you nearly ruin my future . then you propose marriage as a consolation prize . and now you think that sex is some magic carpet ride to a happy ending . henry : no , i just -- i just want things to be back the way they were . and when we make love , i 've never felt so close to anyone . maggie : you know , i used to feel the same way . henry : look , i love you , maggie . maggie : and i love the person who i thought you were . henry : well , then give me another chance . i 'll prove to you that i 'm -- maggie : you are always trying to prove something to everybody . forget trying to prove something to me . henry : look , i ca n't , ok ? maggie : well , why do n't you try ? try , and then once you figure out who you want to be and what you really want , then maybe we can talk . henry : i want to solve this , maggie . maggie : well , we 're not an o chem problem . you ca n't just plug in an answer and make us work out again . henry : well , ca n't you at least let me try ? maggie : how ? how ? because i do n't even know how to trust you again . henry : look , you will because i 'll do whatever it takes for you to look at me the way you used to . maggie : henry -- henry : maggie , you do n't get it , do you ? i ca n't let you go . i wo n't . mary : erica , i 'm not after jackson . but if i were , i certainly would n't have to use my daughter . erica : oh , please . you knew all along that greenlee had the same blood type , and you could n't get her to donate fast enough . mary : she saved his life . erica : so you could help yourself . mary : really , erica , where is your gratitude ? erica : excuse me ? mary : my daughter performed a selfless act by donating her blood to save a man 's life , and you 've reduced it to some ridiculous ploy that i 'm trying to take your man away . this is absurd . erica : you know what 's absurd ? you , mary . your behavior is absurd . your behavior as a woman , your behavior as a mother -- and , you know , i never thought this was possible , but the way you used your daughter , greenlee -- i actually feel sorry for her . mary : you have no right to judge me or my daughter . erica : i have every right . jackson is my fiancé , and he is in no condition to be assaulted by some lovesick country club acquaintance . mary : i do n't have to assault him . all i have to do is wait . your engagements never last very long . erica : well , you 're going to have to wait till you 're on a walker because i hate to break it to you , mary , but you 're really not his type . mary : and you are ? erica : apparently , yes . look , a word of advice -- just why do n't you go back to doing what you do best . cabana boys , right ? mary : you think you know everything about me , do n't you ? well , a word of advice -- you do n't . erica : joe -- joe , how is jackson ? is the surgery over ? joe : it is . and it was a complete success . erica : oh , joe . oh , thank you . thank you so much for telling me that . bianca : well , i can tell from mom 's face that uncle jack is doing better . erica : yes . joe : yeah , you 're right . the bleeding has been stopped , and we expect a complete recovery . reggie : that 's my man jack . joe : although , if we had n't found the right blood , you know , it might have been a different story . erica : yeah . can we see him ? reggie : yeah , i want to see jack with my own eyes . can i go ? joe : well , i 'm sure he 'd like to see you , too . but for the moment , only erica can visit . erica : oh . and not bianca , either ? joe : well , i 'm sorry . but soon , soon . tomorrow , maybe . erica : well , honey , look , it 's late , you know ? so why do n't you go home , why do n't you get some rest , all right ? bianca : ok , all right . and please give uncle jack a kiss for me . erica : of course . bianca : and call me if you need anything . erica : i will , honey . bianca : ok . good night . erica : good night . joe : come on . i 'll take you to i.c.u . reggie : well , doc ? can you tell jack i 'll take care of all his things for him ? joe : yeah , i 'll let him know . reggie : thank you . joe : ok . mr. stafford : joni ? joni : dad . what are you doing here ? greenlee : i do n't want to fight with you . carlos : really ? then what do you want from me ? greenlee : i want you to be yourself , be carlos . carlos : i am . greenlee : i mean , the carlos that i know -- the one who puts sculptures on my desk , who tells me to close my eyes and feel the music . or was that just an act ? carlos : no , that 's me . greenlee : then be nice . carlos : nice . right . meaning what ? let you do whatever you want ? do whatever you want , agree with everything you say , stand by and watch you hurt people ? greenlee : this is not hurting anybody . carlos : it hurts you . you say you want credibility and success , and then you pull a stunt like this . you do n't even care who gets hit in the crossfire . greenlee : fine . fine . you know what ? you 're so worried about your precious integrity , about being a lap dog to mrs. lacey ? then you fix it . carlos : greenlee , i 'm not following your lead . you 're spoiled . you 're immature . you 're insulting . greenlee : what are you going to do about it ? carlos : it 's not what i 'm going to do , it 's what you 're going to do . greenlee : me ? carlos : that 's right . starting now , we do things my way . mr. stafford : i waited for your phone call . you did n't answer your cell phone . i was about to get worried when i heard the news . oh , joni , what happened ? were you with jack when he collapsed ? joni : actually -- reggie : well , you know , actually , she really did n't see jack go down , you know . she has n't left his side for a minute , though . mr. stafford : so you were both with him ? reggie : oh , yeah , you know , as soon as jack fell , you know , we called the ambulance -- joni : reggie , why do n't you go check on mr. montgomery or get a soda or something ? i can deal . dad -- uh -- i lied about working late . mr. stafford : so you 're saying you did n't go to his loft ? well , if you were n't with him , then how did you end up here ? joni : well , we found out that jackson needed blood , and we just -- we came over to get tested . mr. stafford : we ? joni : reggie and i . mr. stafford : so where exactly have you and reggie been all this time ? joni : we went to a graduation party at the beach . mr. stafford : unsupervised , i assume ? joni , was there drinking ? joni : there was a keg , but -- mr. stafford : oh , joni . joni : dad , i swear i was n't drinking . i was n't . mr. stafford : when did you decide that it was all right to lie to me ? joni : i just -- i do n't know . mr. stafford : yeah , well , whatever reason you think you had , it is not acceptable . your mother and i have always trusted you , joni , and i do n't want that to change . joni : i know . i 'm sorry . mr. stafford : you 're grounded -- indefinitely . and i do not want you to have any contact with this -- reggie . joni : we work together . mr. stafford : zero . do you understand me ? joni : yes , sir . mr. stafford : ok . let 's go home . erica : can i stay for a while ? joe : yeah , long as you like . erica : thank you , joe . thank you for everything . joe : you get some sleep yourself . hmm ? erica : ok . did you hear that , jack ? did you hear it ? you 're going to be fine . you 're going to be just fine . and i 'm going to make sure that you stay fine . i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry about that little scene earlier . it 's just that i really love you , jack . and when i thought that you and anna -- well -- sometimes , i make mistakes , do n't i ? but you love me all the time anyway . oh , jack , i 'm going to make it up to you . i 'm going to make it all up to you , i promise . you just rest now . i 'll be back . mary : jack . thank god you 're out of danger . i was so frightened . but fate gave me a chance to save you . i think this is destiny . and now i want to tell you something that i 've been keeping inside , something i should have told you a long time ago . henry : too hot to sleep , huh ? mom ? say something . alma : what is there to say ? you cheated . you were expelled from school . you threw your life away , and you blame me . henry : no , i do n't blame you , mom . ca n't you see it 's more complicated than that ? alma : nothing was complicated until you got involved with that girl . henry : no , do n't put this on maggie . alma : maggie is the one that gave you these ideas that you were -- lee : i 'll come back . henry : no , wait , i want you to hear this , too , uncle lee . henry : i want to apologize . i said some things that i should n't have , and i never meant to disrespect you . alma : your apology changes nothing . henry : look , maybe i wo n't be a doctor , but i 'm still your son . alma : my son loved me . henry : no , i do love you , mom . i just want to be who i am . alma : a musician ? she gave you that idea . henry : no , it was always there . i just tried to hide it because i wanted to please you . alma : and turn your back on your medicine and your dream -- henry : it was your dream . alma : to please her . there is nothing to discuss . lee : alma -- alma , please . let henry speak . alma : to tell me of his love for maggie ? of his exciting life as a guitar player ? henry : why ca n't you accept me and love me no matter what i am ? alma : you betrayed your uncle and i after all the work we did to bring you here and give you a better life . we raised you here in america so you would have an opportunity to -- henry : that 's right , mother . an opportunity to be and to do anything i choose . only you never let me make any choices for myself . alma : then choose now , henry . respect my wishes or leave my house . lee : alma , no . henry : your wishes . you want me to give up maggie . alma : that is my wish . bianca : hey . what 's up ? trying to stay cool ? maggie : i ca n't sleep . why are you here ? bianca : i was just on my way home from the hospital , and i needed to clear my head . maggie : oh , i heard about your uncle jack . how is he ? bianca : he 's out of surgery . he 's doing much better . they think he 's going to be ok . maggie : well , good . i 'm glad . bianca : yeah . oh god , i 'm sorry about leora . i know her funeral was today . maggie : yeah . you know , death is bad enough , but when it happens to a baby -- i think she started to recognize me , too . bianca : oh god , maggie . i am so sorry . no wonder you ca n't sleep . maggie : it should be about that , right ? no , but i should be ranting and raving to god about taking a baby away , but i ca n't sleep because of a guy . bianca : because of henry ? oh . maggie : he came to see me tonight . bianca : wow . after he was so spineless ? what , did he slither under the door ? maggie : oh , i have n't talked to you . oh , no , he confessed . he admitted that he cheated . bianca : whoa . so , what happened ? maggie : well , he got expelled . well , even worse -- well , for him , anyway -- his mom 's not speaking to him . bianca : are you ? maggie : hmm . bianca : are you guys back together again ? maggie : well , that 's what he wants . bianca : well , what do you want ? maggie : well , i used to want him , but i 'm not sure . now i do n't know , you know ? but he gave one hell of a pitch . bianca : ah , let me guess . he wants to prove to you that you can still trust him , that your love will be stronger than ever . maggie : lena gave you the same speech . bianca : mm - hmm . maggie : henry 's really determined to make it up to me . he even showed up at leora 's funeral today . bianca : yeah , well , lena showed up and gave blood , despite her needle phobia . maggie : so what do we do ? i mean , they do a good deed , and we forget that they screwed us over ? bianca : on the other hand , if we really do love them , what , are we supposed to just throw it all away because of one mistake ? maggie : well , this may sound crazy , but i thought the man that i love should come in , sweep me up off my feet , and slay the dragon , you know ? instead , my butt gets singed while he explores his options . bianca : yeah , well , talk about crazy . i thought it was me and lena against the world . and then it turned out that it 's me and lena and michael cambias and boyd and anybody else that she can use to get what she wants . maggie : well , do you still love her ? bianca : do you still love henry ? maggie : my question is , can you still love someone if you do n't trust them ? bianca : greenlee figured it out . maggie : ok , great . what 's the secret ? bianca : well , there is no secret . she just kept her heart open . i asked her how she knew when she could trust leo again . she said she just knew . greenlee : you know what your problem is ? you do n't see the big picture . so what if i changed the display from enchantment to fusion ? it 's not about disrespecting you or lacey 's . it 's about beating the competition . carlos : oh , this is n't about beating the competition . you just want to slam erica kane . it 's not about your product placement . it 's a little tantrum you 're having . you 're not a businesswoman , you 're a little brat . and -- but , no -- it ends now . do you understand ? what ? what ? what are you smiling at ? greenlee : well , you 're kind of cute when you 're angry . carlos : it 's not going to work . greenlee : no , no , i mean it . your nostrils kind of flare . carlos : and you 've got work to do . greenlee : you got to admit -- i mean , it 's pretty hilarious . you see ? you love it . so get out of my face . carlos : greenlee , i admit i love your passion . greenlee : you do ? carlos : but your technique -- it 's bad . greenlee : hmm . well , why do n't you give it a chance ? carlos : hmm . why do n't you put this where it belongs ? greenlee : i 'm not saying that i will , but if i do your work , what do i get ? carlos : something you 've wanted for a long time . greenlee : really ? what 's that ? carlos : food . greenlee : oh . right . carlos : you 're still hungry , are n't you ? greenlee : yeah . yeah , sure . carlos : good . because when i come back , i expect every enchantment product to be exactly where it was . no food till then . greenlee : food ? it 's definitely an improvement . [ phone rings ] greenlee : i thought i put it in my other bag . [ ring ] mary : i have a confession to make . erica 's right . i want you . i do . look at you . you do n't look any older than the boy i fell in love with all those years ago . remember our summer , jack ? you were my big , handsome pool boy . oh , god , i was such a fool . why did n't you tell me that you were one of the montgomerys ? i only broke it off with you because i thought you were from a poor family and that it would never work between us . served me right to end up in that miserable marriage with roger . but i never stopped loving you . not for a second . and erica does n't deserve you . she treats you like a possession , not like a man who deserves to be completely loved by his woman . reggie : even out cold , jack racks them up . erica : reggie -- reggie : oh , how you doing ? you should n't go in there . erica : well , why not ? is something wrong ? reggie : oh , no , no . everything 's fine . you know , it 's just that jack 's kind of out if , you know ? erica : i know . reggie : it could be hours . erica : i know . i know that , too . reggie : well , do n't you want to go home ? get some rest ? you know , get rid of those dark circles before you see jack ? erica : what dark circles ? reggie , what are you up to ? what 's going on ? reggie : well , why would you say that ? i 'm just trying to help you out . erica : mm - hmm . reggie : no , seriously . erica : how dare she . how dare -- did you know about this ? that mary smythe is obsessed . she 's completely delusional if she thinks she 's going to get jackson . reggie : you know about jackson and mary ? maggie : greenlee just knew ? i do n't think i can trust myself enough to make that call . you know , i thought i cut henry loose until he showed up and planted that kiss on me , and that 's all i could even care about . bianca : look , there 's nothing wrong with a kiss . maggie : yeah , except henry wanted to cover all the bases , like sex could fix everything . bianca : it can sure help . maggie : so if -- so if lena just walked in right now and put the moves on , you would just forgive her ? bianca : at this point , i 'm not letting her close enough to try . maggie : oh , because you 're afraid you 'd give in . bianca : yeah . i do n't know . i just keep telling myself that i should just walk away . maggie : well , that would be easy if it was n't for one thing . bianca : what ? that we 're incurable romantics ? that we 're just suckers for love ? maggie : no , the sex is so awesome . well , come on . it would be easy if it sucked , right ? bianca : you are so busted , maggie . you know that it 's so much more than the sex . i mean , come on . henry writing those love songs for you ? lena looking into my eyes like we have a secret from the rest of the world ? i mean , i do n't want to give that up . neither do you . maggie : ok , you 're right . you 're right . ok , so lena 's the perfect package , and so is henry . what do we do ? bianca : i do n't know . just keep our hearts open , wait for that moment . maggie : right , when we just know . i do n't see it . i just do n't see it . god , does love just get easier with practice ? bianca : i do n't know . judging from my mother 's life , it never gets easier . alma : you have made your choice ? henry : yes . lee : henry -- henry , do n't do this , huh ? henry : i have to . lee : trust your heart , nephew . [ phone rings ] carlos : greenlee ? greenlee : hmm ? carlos : did i hear a phone ? greenlee : if there was a phone here , do n't you think i 'd be on it , screaming for someone to come here and get me away from you ? carlos : get to work . greenlee : what 's the rush ? we 're going to be here all night . erica : reggie , what 's there to know about jackson and this woman ? reggie : oh , nothing . i did n't say anything , ok ? erica : reggie -- reggie : they 're friends . i mean , what 's the big deal ? erica : what do you mean , they 're friends ? exactly how friendly are they ? is something going on between them ? reggie : no , you know , there 's nothing going on now , so you know -- erica : what do you mean , `` now `` ? are you telling -- did something happen between them in the past ? reggie : you know , a gentleman never tells , so -- erica : reggie -- reggie : i got to go . nice see you . erica : reggie -- mary : i know i should have- i know i should have told you , but for all these years , i felt that it would be such a huge mistake . but now greenlee 's our blessing , and because of her , maybe -- maybe we 'll have another chance . nurse : ma'am , you 're not allowed to be in here . mary : oh , i 'm sorry . i was just leaving . erica : greenlee ? reggie 's voice : you know about jackson and mary ? joe 's voice : i 'm surprised we were able to find someone not related to jackson with the same rare blood type in such a short period of time . eileen 's voice : finding a stranger with a matching phenotype -- it truly is a miracle . mary 's voice : it 's so uncommon to find a matching blood type outside of the family . how lucky is jack that he beat the odds . hmm , he must have an angel sitting on his shoulder . [ next_on ] adam : i think it 's time you hit the pause button on your libido . kendall : are you moving ? aidan : no , i 'm leaving . maria : so are you ready for dr. grey ? simone : i 'm greenlee . yeah . woman : and that means you 're -- simone : kendall . yes . carlos : how do you like it ? greenlee : i like it a lot .
henry shows up at maggie 's dorm room but maggie tells him she 's not ready to see him again . later , alma tells henry he has to choose between his mother and his girlfriend . she tells him that if he ca n't respect her wishes , he 'll have to move out . henry makes his decision and packs his bags to leave . maggie and bianca talk about their bad luck in relationships . bianca tells maggie that if greenlee could find in herself to forgive leo , maybe they too could forgive henry and lena . carlos tries being very firm with greenlee and orders her to put the enchantment display back together . he threatens to not give her anything to eat until she 's cleaned up . while carlos is out of the room , greenlee realizes that she can use her cell phone to call for help . she smiles to herself and says she has something else is mind . lori 's dad shows up at the hospital and lori confesses to him that she lied about working late . lori 's dad becomes furious and tells her she can no longer hang out with reggie . erica accuses mary of being after jackson , and using greenlee as leverage . mary smiles and tells erica she does n't know as much as she thinks she does . joe tells erica that the surgery went beautifully , but jackson will remain unconscious for a while . when erica goes up to jackson 's room , mary quietly follows her . while erica is out of the room , mary sneaks inside and holds jackson 's hand . she tells him that fate has given them another chance and that she will finally tell him a secret . from outside , erica sees mary sitting with jackson . she wonders what 's going on and how greenlee 's blood matched jackson 's . she finally puts two and two together .
david : what 's going on with the dna test ? when do i want it ? i want it yesterday . oh , yeah , of course , by all means , let 's leave the baby 's real mother in agony because you ca n't get off your backside fast enough � [ scene_break ] j.r. : you 've got to help her , please . maria : yeah , come on in here to cube one . it 's ok , pumpkin . david : what 's wrong with the baby ? [ scene_break ] babe : i think i just ate my weight in fries . maggie : oh . jamie : yeah , fry grease gets maggie � s debate juices flowing . maggie : you know i am right . the truth is so totally relative ! jamie : that is ridiculous ! bianca : please ! jamie : like my truth is different from your truth . so just feel free to lie with impunity . what ? i took the sat . babe : oh , my god . bianca : brain cramp ! this is way too deep for me . babe : way too much . ok , you college kids , i have a great idea , and it 's a way to tell the truth from a lie . but who here 's got the brass ? bianca : whoo . bring it on , babe . [ scene_break ] edmund : oh . brooke : whoa . easy there , bruiser . you know , it 's just your first day back . you got plenty of time to tear the place up . edmund : back off , brooke . not you , too . [ scene_break ] zach : yes ? george : we still do n't know where lavery took erica . zach : you had three hours . now you 're out of time and out of excuses . you go find that location . now ! a little to the left . [ scene_break ] kendall : hmm . no . no . whew . no . i can do this . ryan , i can do this . first , you save erica , and then you 'll save me . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , what a fabulous evening ! ooh , did n't you just love it ? [ erica giggles ] ryan : a night out with you , erica -- what could be better than that ? erica : oh , it gets better than that -- nightcap with me . ryan : uh -- wow . your -- your nonstop energy , erica -- i mean , that just puts me to shame . so you know what ? how about -- how about -- how about we both crash and we deal with some more vegas fun tomorrow ? ok , i 'm going to be right across the hall in my room . two knocks on my door , and i will be here for you , ok ? erica : oh , no , ryan , you ca n't leave . you ca n't leave me . if you do , i 'll be lost . ryan : erica , how are you lost ? erica : i need your help . ryan : well , i 'll do whatever i can to help you . erica : good . because my new life here has hardly begun , and i need a friend . i need a confidant . i need somebody who can help me plan . because , my god , if i can take over a stage in las vegas , i mean , anything is possible . ryan : you can do whatever you want , erica . you just decide , and we 'll work like hell to make sure you get it . erica : that 's what i 'm doing . hey , have you ever heard of this native american tribe -- well , every spring , they used to just burn everything that they owned and moved someplace else and start fresh ? can you imagine , every year ? i mean , i know , i know , it sounds primitive , but i think that the symbolism is so elegant . ryan : erica , you 're not a member of that tribe or this one here in las vegas . erica : i know . but i can still learn from them . i can use the lessons that they left behind . ryan : but they did n't leave anything behind . they burned it all . erica : well , that 's true . but there must be something left . ahem . ryan : well , there is -- in pine valley . all your people are still there , erica , waiting . erica : uh - uh , uh - uh , you -- no , you 're wrong . nothing but ashes there . oh , i am tired . ryan : here -- we 'll talk tomorrow , ok ? you get some sleep . erica : no . no , i -- i ca n't . i wo n't . because if i do , he 'll come back . ryan : who ? slater ? erica : uh - uh . worse . much worse . [ scene_break ] [ in ryan 's hotel room , kendall looks through ryan 's toiletry bag , then dons some of his cologne ] kendall : hmm . ryan . [ scene_break ] edmund : ever since i got here , it 's been one invalid moment after another . i mean , i do n't write with my feet , i do n't interview with my knees , and i do n't -- i do n't need my knees to fire them . brooke : ok , who are we firing ? i need to know how much severance pay it 's going to cost us . edmund : well , let 's start with the receptionist , ok ? brooke : ok . edmund : `` hello , mr. grey ! `` i mean , what am i , deaf , too ? she probably would 've used sign language if she knew how . brooke : pink slip . next ? edmund : the ad department apologized because they did n't have any disabled in their ads . the layout department apologized because their tables were too high . i mean , what is with these people ? we used to have a bright , savvy staff . now we 've got a bunch of blithering idiots . brooke : well , i 'm sure they will be sorry to go , and they 'll miss you because they love you very much . edmund : hmm . brooke : and i 'm sure with time that they would 've handled this situation better . of course , i 'm going to miss you , too . edmund : what ? brooke : i get the ax , too , edmund . i mean , even though it 's my magazine , i 'm not any different than they are . i worry about whether it 's too soon to bring you our printing headaches or , you know , whether i should humor you or go tough on you , or just ignore you because you 're a pain in the butt . edmund : i do n't know what 's wrong with you people . i mean , i -- i have n't changed , ok ? and if they ca n't grasp that , well , then maybe i should fire them . and if you ca n't grasp that , well , then maybe i should just leave `` tempo . `` adam : well , feel free to leave . but on your way out , you might give this lady the apology she deserves . [ scene_break ] babe : so , the game is called i never . maggie : oh . jamie : chick game . [ babe giggles ] babe : come on , guys play it , too . jamie : only so they 'll know who to hit on when it 's over . maggie : oh , well , then count me in . babe : ok , so then let 's gather around the table and grab some beers . jamie : i 'm on it . but you guys have to be totally honest or it 's even more lame . bianca : well , we can be honest with each other , ca n't we ? babe : yeah , right . bianca : ok . maggie : yeah . why not ? bianca : cool . so , how do we play ? babe : you know , if jamie does n't want to play , we could always just do something else . bianca : no way . now i want to play . so how does it work ? babe : ok , so , somebody says something -- thank you -- in the form of `` i never blah - di - blah . `` and if it 's true , you say , `` i never . `` but then if it 's false , you have to tip back the bad boy . bianca : ok , let me get this straight -- so if it 's true that i never blah - di- blah -- whatever it was -- then i drink . babe : no , no , no , no -- no , you do n't drink . maggie : hello ? bianca : i 'm confused . what ? wait -- i 'm trying to figure this out . babe : here , here -- listen , stop . bianca : ok . babe : ok . you go like this -- i never -- went skinny - dipping . bianca : oh . oh , which means you did go skinny - dipping . babe : you got it . bianca : i get it now ! maggie : ok , so the `` i never `` comes to me , right , and then so i never -- hmm . all : oh . babe : naughty . bianca : ok , well , i 'm sorry , i 'm very lame . i never went skinny - dipping . maggie : oh , we came close once . bianca : oh , ok , half a sip . maggie : ok . bianca : jamie ? jamie : what ? bianca : you were 6 years old in your aunt phoebe 's pool . i was there , and your mom has pictures . [ laughter ] jamie : it 's a chick game , i 'm out . babe and bianca : ah ! maggie : you 're such a wimp ! babe : come on ! bianca : no , you were cute , i swear ! babe : oh , fine . ok , ok , it 's your turn , b . go for it . bianca : oh , ok . i never -- i never shoplifted . babe : five - finger discount ? maggie : frankie taught me . [ bianca and babe gasp ] maggie : i 'm deeply ashamed ! bianca : i 'm -- babe : you 're so bad . bianca : appalled ! babe : such a bad girl . bianca : `` five - finger discount `` ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : you stay away from my daughter . david : j.r. , if a baby -- maria : what 's wrong ? david : fine . maria : what 's wrong ? j.r. : i was in the nursery , and bess was -- bess was laying there -- maria : got it ? j.r. : yeah . maria : ok . j.r. : she was laying there with her stomach down -- maria : uh - huh . j.r. : she started breathing kind of funny . babe 's not home right now , so -- so i kind of freaked out and i came here . maria : ok . j.r. : how is she ? maria : well , her breath sounds good now , so -- did you give her a bottle of formula before she went down ? j.r. : yeah , yeah . was that wrong ? maria : no , no , no . i think that 's what we 're hearing . it 's just a little congestion from the formula . j.r. : but what if it was n't ? maria : well , we 're going to do a full work - up on her , just in case , so do n't worry . j.r. : i must sound like an idiot . maria : no , no , no , you just sound like a new dad . j.r. : i just got to get a grasp on this -- being a good father and -- maria : hi , sweet - sweet . j.r. : good mother . maria : well , that 's where all the expert advice comes in , because i 'll bet you babe 's mom just jumps in there and gives some , right ? j.r. : yeah -- sure . maria : hi , sweet - sweet . babe should n't be embarrassed to ask for help . huh ? are n't you sweet ? j.r. : well , you know , krystal 's advice -- you know , it 's just that -- they kind of had it rough . krystal was younger than babe is now and -- so it 's not really babe 's fault that she does n't know how to -- and you know , krystal did her best , and babe is , too . david : are you saying that babe is n't a good mother ? [ scene_break ] edmund : why are you even here , adam ? did you get booted out of chandler enterprises looking for new minions to flog ? adam : it seems you 've lost what little charm you had along with the ability to move your legs . brooke : watch it . adam : no , no , i 've been where you 've been . and i 've got news for you , my friend . that chair is not a free ride . life is tough . boo - hoo . that does n't give you the right to make brooke your emotional punching bag . edmund : i have a new edition i got to put to bed . brooke : so , on what planet was that helpful ? adam : like i said , boo - hoo . brooke : you know , you are just nasty to your very core . adam : you heard the man . he wants everyone to stop walking on eggshells . i 'm proud to be the first . brooke : it 's late and you 're here . why is that ? adam : well , i was working late on my new plans , and i thought maybe my fellow workaholic might be in the same position , so i thought we could have a coffee break , get the old synapses firing again . brooke : oh , just like that , out of the blue . adam : you love spontaneity . brooke : which you do n't have an ounce of . unless there 's some deep , dark , lurking agenda underneath . what 's lurking underneath tonight , adam ? [ scene_break ] ryan : so this man -- is it like a recurring nightmare ? erica : seems much more real to me than that . ryan : so you know him ? erica : sometimes better than myself . and sometimes not at all . ryan : well , who is he ? erica : my father . ryan : oh . of course , erica . he died not too long ago . erica : and he should be rotting in hell even as we speak , but he 's here . ryan : hey , come on . the wound is fresh , and it will close eventually . it has to heal . erica : he 'll never leave me , ryan . he 'll never leave me . he 's always with me . hmm . ryan : what -- what is it ? what 's so funny ? erica : oh -- for years , i prayed that daddy would come home , would be with me , not on location with some woman who was more important than us . now i ca n't do anything to get rid of him . ryan : have you told him to go ? erica : and i 've begged and i 've pleaded and i threatened . i mean , everything i used to do as a little girl . big surprise -- he does n't listen . he never did . he never did before , anyway . ryan : why do you think he shows up uninvited ? erica : unfinished business . i mean , is n't that why all ghosts haunt the living ? ryan : and what business do you two have , do you think ? do you think maybe he 's trying to make peace ? erica : he just wants to tell me what he always told me . he just wants to tell me that i am not special enough , that i am a fraud , just like he was . ryan : but was n't he -- here you go -- was n't he a pretty successful director ? erica : hmm . he was a pretty pathetic human being . he always told me that in spite of my very considerable success , that i do n't have any talent and that the reason love does n't last for me is -- ryan : it 's ok , erica . i 'm not going to let him tell you tonight . erica : is because essentially , i am not lovable . i mean , right down to my soul . well , he always said that , you know -- he 's said that since i was born . so , i 'm never going to escape the legacy that he left me . he 's -- he 's really seen to that . ryan : i 'll help you put that sob back in hell . erica : ryan , you 're the only reason that he even stays away . we both know , you know , you ca n't look after me forever . ryan : well , like i 'll look after you tonight . and i 'll stay here until you fall asleep . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you better watch what you say about my family . babe is a fine mother , and if you 're implying otherwise , you 're picking your teeth off the floor . how 's my baby ? maria : she is just fine . no worries . j.r. : no worries . maria : no worries . no , no . you know , pediatrics has got a really great parenting class you might want to look into . they -- you know what ? at the very least , you 're going to find out you 're not the only one who 's clueless . j.r. : you know , i got that flier . it seems great . maria : yeah . david : so what ? what , you stuck the flier in your jeans and sent it through the wash ? maria : is there a reason that you did n't sign up for it ? j.r. : i wanted to . but babe -- she thought it was just more useless book learning . she said that if a cat can raise a litter , you know , she could raise one baby . david : oh , that 's brilliant . and you bought that ? what the hell is wrong with you ? maria : david -- j.r. : did n't i tell you to shut up ? i mean -- maria : look , you know what ? [ bess cries ] maria : i think you should give -- why do n't you give babe a call ? because i 'm sure she 'd love to know that bess is just fine , right ? i mean , she 's probably home by now , right ? do you know where babe is ? [ scene_break ] [ laughter ] [ music plays ] maggie : ok , ok , i want go again . jamie : you just had a turn . maggie : yeah , but bianca 's not drinking . bianca : i know . i 'm just so tragically lame . maggie : no , you 're not lame . but it is my new mission to find something that you 've actually done . ok ? all right . so , i never -- played doctor . hmm ? jamie : whoo ! good one . babe : babe chandler , md , summa cum la - la . [ maggie giggles ] bianca : i hate this game . i never did that . maggie : oh , jeez ! babe : come on , somebody never said , `` hey , you show me yours , i 'll show you mine ? `` bianca : hmm . stevie henderson . babe : see ? bianca : big whoop . the guy ate dead bumblebees and stuck pennies up his nose . [ laughter ] babe : well , how about let 's all hear it for stevie , huh ? if he were n't so icky , lena may have never gotten so lucky . bianca : oh , good point ! stevie made me gay . babe : exactly . [ bianca giggles ] babe : ok , ok , ok , it 's my turn . i never -- [ jamie imitates buzzer ] jamie : not a chance . let 's get this game out of the third grade . bianca : oh , tough guy ! ok , step it up . babe : ok . jamie : i got an i never that 'll rock your worlds . [ scene_break ] adam : brooke , you know me too well . all right , my deep , dark agenda is i 'm addicted to caffeine . i 'll be happy to spring for dessert . brooke : mm - hmm . what is so urgent that you would resort to cheap bribery ? adam : my new cause -- philanthropy . [ adam laughs ] brooke : well , thank god you told me now instead of over coffee . otherwise , i would 've had latte shooting out my nose . adam : well , that 's lovely . thank you for that image . brooke : well , you know , you put `` adam chandler `` and `` good deeds `` together and it just begs for a spit take . adam : well , what else am i going to do with my time ? chandler enterprises , my raison d'être , has been ripped out of my hand . brooke : well , i thought your reason for living was to boss your kids around . adam : why ca n't you just let me wallow for one second ? brooke : oh , because the idea of you and wallowing goes with you as much as plaid pants . adam : you know why you 're my favorite ex - wife ? because you always give me your best shot . brooke : hmm . adam : everyone else is either trying to lick my boots or stab me in the back , but you make me laugh . brooke : well , as much as i enjoy being your mood enhancer , i 'll have to take a rain check . adam : oh , no , no , you ca n't say no . think of all the people i could help . brooke : oh , i know , adam . and i will make sure that you help until it hurts . but not tonight . ahem . edmund : well , you look like you had your fun . sorry to see you go . adam : had my fun ? edmund : yeah , you got to check out brooke like a new stock on the market . adam : she 's a very attractive woman . you must 've noticed . edmund : and way too smart to deal with the likes of you again . adam : well , you 've just earned for yourself the benefit of my experience in a wheelchair . and you 're not going to like it one bit . [ scene_break ] ryan : she 's lost , and i do n't know where to find her or how to fix it . i just want to make all the bad stuff that 's messing with her to go away . and i 'm beat , kendall , so , um -- why do n't you just say what you want to say , and then please go home . kendall : i want to give you something i should 've given you before -- real proof of what you mean to me . ryan : well , you tried stripping , and that did n't work , so -- face it , kendall , you 're out of tricks . kendall : look , ok , i took my clothes off . i did , i took my clothes off , but not -- not the layers that really get in our way . ryan , you know i was in that trunk . ryan : yeah , classy . kendall : yeah , well , you know what i heard . you know i heard the real reason why you married greenlee . now , i know what could happen to you if that truth came out . ryan : from stripping to spying to blackmail . wow , you got to be just bursting with pride . kendall : no , no , no blackmail . no blackmail , no guilt , no leverage . i will not repeat any of this , anything that i know to anybody who can hurt you . not the sec , not adam chandler , not that creep milligan . ryan : you looking for a free pass to heaven here ? because i 'm not handing them out , kendall . kendall : no , i just -- i just want you to know that i may be a slow learner , but i finally get it . even when i did n't deserve it , you took care of me . you brushed my hair and you held my hand . ryan : extenuating circumstances , kendall . we 'd just found out that miranda was gone . that seems like a long time ago . kendall : yeah , but i -- i remember . i remember how good you were to me . and it was n't just me and it was n't miranda , ryan . it 's who you are . that 's why you married greenlee -- to take care of her , to give her back what i took away in another fit of rage . you married greenlee because i finally pushed you -- i pushed you too far , and no one can blame you for being angry , least of all me . you 're a good man , ryan , and i 'm not such a good woman . and whatever good i have , i owe to bianca and to you . so thank you . thank you for letting me be a part of your life . that 's what i wanted to say . ryan : you think i married greenlee to hand back fusion and to hurt you ? well , you do n't know the half of it , kendall . [ scene_break ] adam : i know what it 's like to live in that chair . i know what it 's like to have the world treat you like you 're already dead -- not just part of you , but all of you . edmund : you know , the docs got your leg back , but , you know , like , too bad they could n't comp you a good soul . adam : my time in the chair was limited . but we know when you 're tied to that chair , the days are long , the nights are even longer . the longer in the chair , the longer the nights become , and the more frustrated maria will become . that young , vital woman with so much to share , so much to give -- a word to the wise -- get a good , solid lock on your wife . and do n't forget to hide the key . [ scene_break ] maria : do you know where babe is ? j.r. : will you take a hike ? david : and risk abandoning my post ? unlike others , i 'm too responsible . j.r. : i do n't know why they even let you back on staff here after all the stunts you 've pulled . david : it maybe had something to do with saving your wife 's life . j.r. : do you know what he 's done to my family ? you know what he 's done to yours . i do n't even know how you can stand to be in the same room as him . maria : would you give us a minute , please , david ? david : certainly , doctor . j.r. : i 'm sorry . you know , it 's just -- hayward always somehow has a way of getting involved with every rotten moment that happens in my family . maria : i know , but this really is n't one of those rotten moments , because she is just perfect . you are perfect in every way , miss . yes , you are . [ maria giggles ] j.r. : sometimes i 'm just so -- so amazed she 's mine . maria : yeah . toughest job you 'll ever love . you know , i 'm kind of like the dr . mom around here , so if you feel like ranting and raving or , you know , just go for it , because it 'll be strictly confidential . j.r. : you know what , we 're great , awesome . maria : `` we `` ? j.r. : yeah , yeah -- me and bess -- and babe . we 're great . now i 'd like to get my perfect angel back home , if that 's ok . maria : absolutely . she is all yours . come here . oh , we 're going to lose a hat in a sec . maybe grab that . j.r. : oh , it 's ok . maria : there you go . we 're going to miss you around here . yes , we are . well , you know , i 've never even had a chance to really get to know babe very well , so if she wants to get together , have a little mom talk or something -- we would n't even bring your name up , i promise . what do you think ? j.r. : i think you 're being worried . we 're -- we 're ok , we 're great . maria : ok . if you change your mind , though , i 'm here . j.r. : thank you . for everything . maria : sure . bye , sweets . j.r. : say `` bye - bye . `` maria : bye - bye . david : maria 's no longer here to hold your hand , so now you 're going to answer me . where is your wife ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] bianca : who knew we were all such degenerates ? maggie : oh , come on , please , `` sally three sips . `` bianca : oh , hey , this one 's mine , by the way , and i did n't see any of you drinking when i said that i burned down my mother 's house . babe : oh , oh , hold on . i got half a sip for setting fire to the sofa . yeah ? jamie : you guys are such -- girls . babe : yes , we are . jamie : lying -- lying to your folks is one thing , but friendship is a sacred bond . babe : amen to that . maggie : yes , right on , my brother . jamie : laugh it up , angels . this round is i never lied to my best friend . bianca : ooh . huh . my , what a tangled web we weave . but , no , i never . maggie ? [ maggie takes a sip of her drink ] [ scene_break ] erica : leave me alone . you leave me alone . leave me alone ! leave me alone ! leave me alone ! help me . someone , help me ! stop it . just stop it ! [ erica gasps ] erica : why ca n't you just leave me alone ? [ erica gasps ] erica : oh -- stop it ! leave me alone ! please ! how can i make you go away ? no . no . no ! [ erica gasps when she sees the face of her nightmarish vision � zach slater ] [ scene_break ] george : we got it . lavery has erica at the hotel roma . zach : hmm . so we lost access to erica , and i 'm losing money to the competition . does n't sound like a very good day . at least you found them . george : i knew you 'd be pleased . zach : i would 've been pleased three hours ago . now i 'm just informed . stay ! you , go . come back in about five minutes , ok ? george : i did my job . zach : you did your job badly . now i 'll give you a chance to reaffirm my faith in you . you found out where they are . now find a way to bug the rooms . i want to hear every word that is said . is that clear ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i married greenlee to protect myself from you . you 're a nuclear reactor of power , kendall . but you generate chaos , and no one can bring chaos into my life again . kendall : what ? chaos ? i do n't understand . what -- what chaos ? i mean , ryan , i know things have been crazy , but -- ryan : you know , kendall , it 's so much a part of you that you do n't even see it . kendall : the trial ? what happened to my sister and my mother ? ryan : your mother . your mother suffered because of her dad . she 's still suffering . all i want to do -- i just want to get her on a plane , get her some help . what she wanted ? she wanted to forget the pain , so she filled up on booze and on fake laughs , and i could n't stop her , just like i could n't stop my old man . kendall : your stepfather . ryan : the only father i knew as a kid . that man made my life pure chaos , and i will not go there again . kendall : yeah , but , ryan , there -- there are different kinds of chaos . i mean , there 's the ugliness that your father brought , and then there 's electricity and excitement . ryan : shut up , kendall . i thought we were going to be honest with each other . i mean , we both know what chaos feels like -- fear , distrust , scrounging to get more of the good times , only to see them smash against the wall like an empty bottle . i mean , that 's why i keep my bike -- to leave , to run from that . kendall : from me ? ryan : the only future that we could possibly have i do n't want . i wo n't repeat history -- my history . i wo n't do that with you . kendall : what if i promised you that it would n't be like that ? ryan , we could have so much . we can have everything if you 'll just give me a chance . ryan : peace , kendall . that 's what i want . that 's the real reason i married greenlee . [ scene_break ] david : that baby needs a mother , so where is she ? j.r. : she 's at my brother 's , ok ? you know what ? i do n't care what you think . david : look , do n't worry about me . you just take care of that baby , you hear me ? j.r. : you stay away from my family . [ phone rings ] david : hayward . yeah , it 's about time you got back to me . so do you have the dna results ? [ scene_break ] babe : ok , i have to go call the next generation , and just so you guys all know , she will never , ever do anything . bianca : anything . maggie : right , never . babe : she better not . bianca : never . maggie : good luck . babe : i hope not . jamie : she 's not going to -- yeah . maggie : ooh , ooh ! oh , gosh , too much to drink . [ maggie laughs ] [ phone rings ] j.r. : hey , babe . babe : oh , you 're still up . how is my little princess ? j.r. : oh , she 's great , she 's great . we went through the three bs -- bottle , burp , and bed -- in that order . babe : i should really be there with you guys instead of just hanging out . j.r. : hey , babe , you know what , why do n't you crash there ? we would n't want mommy driving home late . bianca : so i got a question for you . maggie : yeah ? hit me . bianca : when did you lie to me ? what do n't i know ? [ scene_break ] maria : hey , your chauffeur is here at the ready . feel free to tip wildly . how was your first day at work ? edmund : i -- it was work . maria : yeah ? edmund : yeah . maria : did you feel the old journalist burning up inside your soul ? edmund : it was work . i mean , what else do you want to hear ? [ scene_break ] kendall : wait a minute . you think -- you think i do n't get that ? ryan : so far ? no , i do n't think you do . kendall : no -- ryan , listen , i have been running from pain my entire life . sometimes i think i got turned around and i stopped running from it and i started running to it . what is that ? what do they call that ? self - fulfilling prophecy ? that 's erica all over again . i mean , sometimes i look at her and i see my future . ryan : what , you got scotch in your purse ? kendall : no . look , my mother is plenty screwed up without a drink in her hand or a pill under her tongue . i mean , look at all the men that she 's pushed away , ryan . she rejects love every chance she gets , and in the end , she winds up with nothing . ryan : no one says that has to be you , kendall . kendall : you just did . you just did when you told me that you did n't want me . i 'm not going to turn into erica . i am not erica , not yet . ryan , listen to me . there is no one else out there for me but you , no one . i ca n't end up like her . so what if i told you -- what if i told you that you can have everything you 've ever wanted ? everything ? ryan : i 'd say nice thought , but not possible . kendall : even if i told you that you can have greenlee and me ? [ next_on ] maggie : what i want to tell you could possibly ruin our friendship forever . david : i guess i ca n't blame babe for wanting a break . faking maternal instincts must take a lot out of her . kendall : please , i just -- i just have to know that you feel what i feel .
jr is worried about bess and takes her to the hospital . david is suspicious of jr and of babe and is secretly demanding that a source gives him the results of the dna test . edmund is frustrated with his disability . brooke is having difficulty dealing with him . and adam chandler tells edmund he should be grateful that he has a good marriage .
[ while simone sleeps leaning on kendall , greenlee tries to unlock the lab door . ] greenlee : damn ! kendall : great . i take it we 're not sprung ? greenlee : not hardly . simone : ugh . is it morning ? kendall : well , what do we do now ? greenlee : we have to think of something . i 've broken three locks and a fingernail trying to bust us out of this place . my cell phone does n't get any signal , so i ca n't 911 david . the dry ice has evaporated , so i had to put the three vials into the freezer to save ryan 's sperm . and we ca n't scream for help , or we 'll get arrested for grand theft ! kendall : time and options are running out here . greenlee : who 's up for desperate ? simone : ooh , ooh , ooh . kendall : uh - uh - uh . how desperate ? greenlee : if we ca n't take ryan 's sperm home , we girls get me pregnant right here , right now . [ scene_break ] [ ryan examines a nasty bruise on his chin . before he can put on his shirt , someone knocks on the front door . ] david : greenlee , your door is -- well , i guess we ca n't all be morning people , huh ? is greenlee around ? ryan : no , she 's not . she 's at the office . david : all right . what the hell happened to you ? [ scene_break ] aidan : hey . tad : thanks for coming over , fish and chips . i -- i just wanted the chance to apologize . i did n't mean to leave you flying solo at the office while i got distracted . aidan : that 's all right . do n't worry about it . tad : so fill me in . what 's the latest and greatest on our case ? aidan : well , you 're more up on the dixie case than i am . tad : no , no , i 'm talking about the erin lavery case , the case we have at the office . how did ryan take the news about his sister ? aidan : listen , forget about ryan . let 's talk about the search that has blown your life wide open . what about dixie ? [ scene_break ] babe : dixie 's alive ? the woman that has been taking care of my son is really his grandmother ? jamie : trust me , little adam could n't be in better hands . babe : i feel like -- like this whole brick has been lifted off my heart . is it me , or do you think that dixie could help bring back the soft side of j.r. ? i mean , maybe he could ease up on the hate and let me spend more time with my boy ? jamie : i would n't get my hopes up , babe . j.r. was mad as hell . and with the looks he cut dixie , i do n't think he 's ready to forgive her . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you 're up early . adam : good . no sign of the nanny impersonator . j.r. : little adam was fussy at breakfast . i think he 's missing her . adam : she 'll be forgotten by tomorrow . i 'll call the agency , get us a nanny replacement . j.r. : where do you think she 'd go without her things ? adam : she went with martin . maybe he 'll get lucky . it 'll be his bad luck and our good fortune . j.r. : she could 've at least called . what if she had an accident ? adam : well , she had one three years ago . wonder who she 'll come back as this time . joan of arc ? calamity jane ? j.r. : i 'm going to call the police . di : i 'm right here . j.r. , i want to come back to you if you 'll have me . [ scene_break ] babe : i 've been waiting all night . i have to shoot over there . jamie : no way . this is not your regular day with little adam . babe : every day can be visiting day now that dixie 's home . jamie : dixie 's not even sure she 's welcome . babe : of course she is . she 's j.r. 's mama . jamie : well , j.r. 's mama has got a lot of explaining to do . you crash that party , you give j.r. an excuse to double up on the hate . babe : well , then dixie needs someone on her side . jamie : yeah , but that 's not you , babe . you take dixie 's side , you make it that much harder for j.r. to forgive her . amanda : i got out of that house just in time , thanks to you guys . babe : i get what dixie did . the whole undercover thing ? do n't let the snakes know who is in the nest until you 're good and ready . amanda : then you hit them right where they live . jamie : so we 're cool . j.r. and dixie duke this out . you wait until the dust settles . babe : fine . as long as little adam is happy and safe and loved , i can do the waiting thing . but what do i tell mama ? that tad 's going back to dixie ? jamie : that 's too soon to call . my dad 's pretty damn freaking mad at dixie , too . [ scene_break ] tad : dixie is back , and half the town knows about it . aidan : and the other half ? tad : is going to have to read about it in the tabloids -- `` woman back from the dead , `` yada , yada , yada , that kind of thing . aidan : so your wife -- or triple ex - fiancée or whatever -- is she sticking around ? tad : beats me . aidan : she 's got a lot to stick around for , though , tad , with j.r. and the grandson and , you know , yourself . tad : `` and , you know . `` listen , dixie stays , she goes , it 's up to her . j.r. does what he does . i 'm out of it . aidan : really ? and you expect me to believe that ? after all the miles you 've logged and the money and the time we 've spent tracing down these leads , and you have the audacity to say that you 're out of it and expect me to believe it ? tad : the dixie i knew is a memory . she 's nothing but a fingerprint on a bunch of junk that no fool would give a damn about . so she 's going back in the box . [ scene_break ] di : i used my key . hope that 's ok . adam : memo -- have the locks changed . j.r. : where were you all night ? di : are you asking your mother or scolding the nanny ? adam : let me handle this , son . di : the days of you being able to handle me , adam , are long gone . adam : is there no limit to your gall ? how dare you . even if you are dixie -- especially if you are dixie -- how dare you come into our house and expect us to open our doors and open our hearts to welcome you , to trust you with my grandchild . you abandoned your own son ! and you want to come into this house and have yourself received as part of the family ? the family that you abandoned ? if you really are dixie , damn you . you 're worse than a con . you 're a cheat . you 're a cheat who has lied to every poor , rotten sucker who has ever cared about you . j.r. : you know what , dad ? that 's enough . di : it 's ok . j.r. : just stop . di : it 's ok , j.r. let him have his say . i know these are your questions , too . [ scene_break ] ryan : i -- i just hit a patch of gravel on my bike , and i skidded out . david : hmm . did greenlee take you to the er ? you really should have those checked for internal injuries . ryan : no , she spent the whole night at fusion . she 's brainstorming for a campaign . next time call , ok ? david : i took a stab at being spontaneous , trying to be a better brother - in- law . take greenlee to breakfast , play catch - up . ryan : next time call , like i said . david : you might want to put some ice on that to keep the swelling down if you do n't want greenlee to freak out . ryan : that 's the best medical advice i 've ever got from a janitor who makes house calls . david : you do n't have to be an md to see that that story is a crock . those bruises did not come from the pavement . they were made by a fist . [ scene_break ] greenlee : it 's the best way to smuggle the goods out of here . kendall : damn it , you know what ? i -- i think i left my artificial insemination manual at home . anyone have a spare turkey baster ? simone : oh , i told you not to go there ! kendall : well -- simone : men are just naturally better equipped for this job . i 'm getting us out of here before this goes any further . greenlee : look , all i 'm asking for you guys to do is -- kendall : oh , it 's impossible , undoable , and gross . come on , greenlee . we have three samples here , each of them with bar codes . i mean , how do we know which one is ryan 's ? what if we use the wrong one and germinate bachelor number two instead ? greenlee : well , i 'll cover my bases . i 'll mix all three together . kendall : ok . you 're losing it , you 're losing it . snap out , please . i mean , it 's one thing to carry a ryan baby to prove that he 's not the demon seed . simone : la - la - la -- i 'm not hearing you ! kendall : but to lie about it and live with that lie -- greenlee , come on . if ryan finds out , i ca n't count the number of ways you 'll be dead to him . greenlee : i hate it when you 're right . kendall : yeah , you know what your problem is ? you give up too soon . this is your life , greenlee , not an impulse buy . greenlee : this from you , mrs. zach slater , the queen of impulse control . kendall : no , what i 'm saying is we still have time to get out of here , so we 'll worry about the ryan samples later . right now -- what time is it ? it 's -- ok , the clinic opens at 10 : 00 so , that means that -- [ as simone tries to pick the lock to the lab door open , another door slams shut . ] greenlee : time 's up . [ scene_break ] adam : where in the hell do you get off ? even if the dna and the fingerprints and the snow globes all prove that you 're dixie , you 're still a fraud and a failure as a mother . every unfair , hateful thing that j.r. has ever learned about life , he learned from you , not me . j.r. : all right , all right , dad , that 's enough . i said stop . di : no , let him speak his piece before he explodes . adam : who taught j.r. that life is unfair ? who gave him a crash course in pain and suffering ? i think you taught him that when you abandoned him to bed david hayward ! you ran off to have your baby alone . babe and his brother , jamie -- now , there -- there is a study in cruelty . they stole his baby and ran off , and his stepfather told him his son was dead . where was his mommy ? where were you ? you were off in switzerland putting your life back together , while he was here with his life falling apart . well , who was here beside him ? who held him , and who helped him put his life back together ? not you . no . you checked out . well , you do n't get to just check back in , lady , to pick up where you abandoned j.r. no , you have forfeited the right to love him . and you 're not going to just crash back into our lives now , when my son and i are closer than ever . di : ok , there it is . it took you a while to get there , but finally you came around to it . it 's all about you , is n't it , adam ? you scared i 'm going to take -- take our son away so you ca n't twist him into a meaner , more despicable version of you ? adam : no , look at him , look at him . this is n't junior . this is j.r. chandler . he 's his own man . he does n't need his mommy . he can take care of himself . i am the one who taught him that . di : well , i feel right at home , adam . you were glad i was dead . adam : well , you did it so well . you even saved us the expense of a funeral . di : let me get this straight . are you angry over what i did to j.r. , or are you just plain po 'd that i 'm alive again ? [ scene_break ] kendall : someone 's out there . simone : let 's call for help . greenlee : yeah , well , then we 're busted , and it 's over . kendall : well , if we stay here until the clinic opens , it 's definitely over . maybe it 's the janitor or the cleaning lady . greenlee : for ryan , i can take on a mop and a pail . kendall : all right , shh , shh , shh , shh . let 's listen . simone : what are we listening for ? kendall : giveaway sounds . greenlee : emptying trash cans is good . kendall : yeah , the sound of a police radio -- bad . i do n't hear anything . greenlee : maybe whoever left . simone : you know , i almost have this knob off . we can peek through the hole . greenlee : simone , do n't ! kendall : no , do n't ! simone : viola ! [ after unscrewing it , simone yanks on the door knob , causing it to clang onto the floor on the other side of the door . ] simone : i do n't see anyone . greenlee : that does n't mean they 're not out there . simone : let me see if i can wiggle the lock . aah ! something 's got me . simone : oh , my god ! you guys , we 're busted ! that 's three strikes . greenlee : whoever it is , do n't let go , do n't let go ! simone : i 'm looking at hard time ! whoever it is is not letting go ! kendall : ok , put it in my purse , put it in my purse ! greenlee : no , no , they 'll search my purse ! kendall : wait , wait -- greenlee : oh ! oh ! these puppies are freezing . they 're below freezing . [ simone hyperventilates ] kendall : all right , it 's ok . breathe , breathe , breathe . get them off , get them off . ok . simone : oh -- greenlee : oh . oh ! kendall : oh , oh , oh – [ once the person holding on to her hand lets go , simone goes flying backwards onto her rear end . simone : bet you 're wondering what a hot thing like me is doing in a place like this . josh : safe bet you 're not making a donation . greenlee : no , but feel free . we 'll leave you all alone with your thoughts and your specimen cup . kendall : yeah . josh : this looks like a break - in . kendall : oh . hunky and smart . that 's exactly what it is . we 're -- we 're hired by labsmart , an independent contractor that tests the security system of lab facilities . and , as you can see , your clinic 's security system has been breached , so you get an f . simone : but you can sweet - talk us into an a . josh : hmm , nice cover , ladies . i 'm not buying . try again ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm -- i 'm fine . i am fine . david : of course you are . looks like you caught a few to the ribs . ryan : all right . i went out for a late walk , and i got mugged . david : hmm . you 're kind of big to get mugged , do n't you think ? all right . so how many were there ? hmm ? young , big bruisers ? well , it 's very generous of them to leave you with your wallet and your watch . ryan : what are you playing now ? what , are you playing a cop ? david : people who have nothing to hide -- they go to the cops , they go to the hospital . but not you . what 's going on , ryan ? who did this to you ? ryan : back off . david : did you get on somebody 's wrong side ? are you fighting because of a grudge ? what is it , ryan ? who are you fighting ? ryan : i will take you down if you do n't get out of here . [ scene_break ] babe : it 'll hurt mama if this costs her tad , but dixie does sound like she 'll be good news for the baby . jamie : dixie back can only mean the best for little adam . babe : well , she did say that she was the only best friend that little adam and i have in that house , and i do want to believe her . jamie : if anybody can get to j.r. , it 's dixie . but he already said that that wo n't change anything for us . babe : oh , come on . that is just j.r. wanting to hate us like his normal bad- boy self . he can only ignore his own mama for so long . amanda : yeah , any creep who 'd drug his date -- he could cut his own family . babe : but look at how nasty it is right now . it can only get better , right ? this waiting -- you guys have no idea -- it 's making me itch . i wish i knew what was going on . jamie : i 'll swing by my dad 's and see what 's up . babe : thank you . i love you , i love you . and tell me -- and be sure to call if it 's good or bad news , does n't matter . jamie : it 's all good news with us , babe . you hold on to that . babe : bye . amanda : oh , babe , you 're so sweet . i 'd hate it if jamie let your hopes fly . babe : why ? do you know something that i do n't ? amanda : you 're about to get your heart smashed . [ scene_break ] opal : tad ? oh , tad ! oh , break out the balloons and the streamers , ice the champagne ! palmer just called . where is she ? tad : if you mean dixie , she 's not here . opal : well , of course i mean dixie . what do you think , the queen of france ? now , why is n't she here ? how could you let her out of your sight for a second ? joe : is it true ? tad : yeah , dad , it 's true . joe : the missing kidney . your instincts were right . opal : well , if there was ever a cause to party , honey , this is it . i can hardly believe it . joe : yeah . opal : it 's like a miracle , joe . our dixie -- she 's alive , she 's breathing , she 's back in town . am i some kind of big , old , romantic fool to think there might be a ceremony coming ? tad : yeah , i think at this point that might be a little foolish . brooke : why ? what 's the rest of it ? are you all right ? [ scene_break ] di : no love lost between us . right , adam ? adam : you 're always in the way . you taught j.r. to be nice , to play fair , and share his toys . i taught him to name what he wants , fight for it if necessary , and to win . now , it took my life and your death to make him the man he is today . and the results of our combined contributions is sleeping upstairs . di : oh , well , guess what , old man . i 'm back -- to bake cookies and butt in and make your life hell until they stamp `` deceased `` on your aarp card . and you can rest assured that i will let my son and my grandson know exactly what i think of you and your -- your life lessons until the day that i die ! adam : well , we 're going to the hospital to get you a dna test . j.r. : all right , dad , do n't ! let go of her ! adam : son , it 's the only way to prove that she 's using -- j.r. : no , i said let go of her . you 're attacking her . adam : she 's attacking us ! j.r. : never again ! you will never go after my mother again . di : you just called me your mother . what made you say that ? you believe me now ? j.r. : i do n't know . i still do n't understand why my mother would do something like this . you want me to believe you . help me understand . di : we 've been here before . when i went with david , you felt deserted . i had broken up the family , together forever . you said you 'd never forgive me . j.r. : well , there 's a happy memory . i already feel so much closer . di : j.r. , as bad as that time was , i know this is so much worse . i let you down , lower than you deserve . j.r. : i do n't know how to get past this ! di : i do n't know how to deal with it either . i can -- i can try to explain it so you 'd understand it . what i 'm about to say is going to sound so cruel . [ scene_break ] babe : amanda , you ca n't just drop a bomb like that on me . why do you say that my heart 's on the chopping block ? amanda : i did n't want to say anything in front of jamie . he trusts dixie , but he has n't been living with her lately . i have to warn you , babe , i overheard her talking smack about you to j.r . babe : no , what -- she said that she wanted to buddy - up with me . she said that she wanted what 's best for little adam . amanda : yeah , and if she offers to pinkie - swear , run . i know , trust me . miss dixie back from the dead is no saint . she is the one who put my mom where your mom is -- prison . she led a witch - hunt against a mentally ill woman . i guess that 's where j.r. gets it . babe : amanda , i 'm so sorry . i had no idea what happened with your mom and dixie . amanda : just do n't expect peace to break out . you hurt her son , and mama lion wo n't show you mercy . you have no clue what she 's got ready for you . babe : i almost forgot . aidan devane , he came by the bar . he asked me to give this to you . amanda : aidan . what a sweetie . babe : and how do you know aidan ? amanda : i was having a lucky day . hey , i 'm going to go to the chandler servants ' entrance , chat up winnie , and see if i can get a line on dixie . babe : amanda , i do n't think it 's a good idea . it 's a little too risky . amanda : well , you helped me . consider it payback . [ scene_break ] tad : the sad truth is dixie 's been back for weeks , and she 's been posing as nanny to j.r. 's son . if any of you would like any further details , i 'm afraid i 'm going to have to direct you to the mansion on top of the hill . joe : well , that 's incredible . opal : that is just about the most romantic thing i have ever heard of -- dixie coming back disguised as a nanny , so she can find out if her tad still loves her . tad : yeah , ma . if you hurry , i 'm sure she 'll sell you the movie rights . brooke : ask me , i think it 's strange . i mean , dixie alive and home , and not telling anyone ? tad : you think it 's strange ? the news nearly gave palmer a coronary . joe : correct me if i 'm wrong -- this is what you wanted , is n't it ? tad : no , pop . it 's more like what i was afraid of . opal : you do n't mean that . tad : ma , do n't tell me what i mean . brooke : why ? is it the baby ? tad : no . i mean , kate did n't make it , but that 's not the reason dixie 's not here . [ scene_break ] david : what if your wife is with you next time this happens ? ryan : she wo n't be . david : how do you know that ? ryan : i love this irony . i love this . david hayward goes from felon to family man to big brother . well , clue this -- greenlee is done with you . david : hmm . look , i 'm not claiming bragging rights here , but she trusts me enough to cry on my shoulder . i held her , ryan , because of you . she was crying because of what you did . there you go , right on cue . you play stunned well . i know what you did , ryan , and i know why you did it and how it 's tearing greenlee up inside . and in case you 're taking notes , jot this down -- greenlee is right . leora , babe -- they taught me a child can be a man 's hope , real salvation . whatever monster you think you are , trust me , you 're no worse than i am . ryan : i 'm not going to do this , hayward . i 'm not going to play `` how low can you go ? `` david : yep . i know that look . i 've seen it staring back at me in my own mirror . i know what it 's like to hate myself this much . you do n't give a damn about living . ryan : you are seriously whacked ! david : no , i do n't think so . you 're out there looking for trouble , ryan , and now you 're bringing it home . so the question is , what kind of trouble are we talking about here ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : you never told us who you are . simone : i spy with my little eye -- no wedding ring . josh : i have a vested interest in this clinic 's reputation . tell me what this is , or i call the police . greenlee : ok -- ahem -- fair enough . we 're not really cat burglars , we 're members of a group . kendall : people for ethical treatment of specimen . p - e - t - s -- pets . greenlee : we 're here to ensure the little swimmers ' rights are being protected . simone : yes . [ when greenlee drops the glass vial , it shatters , and she kneels down to scoop up its contents . ] simone : oh , my god . greenlee : my babies . [ scene_break ] jamie : dixie left with you last night . is she still here ? tad : oh , well done . well done . opal : she left with you last night ? tad : look , no -- wait , wait , whoa , whoa . wait , wait , wait . let me just say this once , and then we can all move on . i 'll be very clear . dixie is back in town , but the two of us are n't back together . opal : tad , now , hon , that just ca n't be . i mean , you will work this all out . you always did . tad : ma , it 's been three years , three years since dixie and i were even a possibility . people change . neither one of us is the same . now , if any of you want to go up to the house and welcome her back into town , i have n't got a problem with that . opal : well , i do have a problem with that . i got a problem with the fact that you and dixie are on opposite sides of town , no reunion , no honeymoon in sight . brooke : opal , it 's not our concern . opal : you say . dixie was my daughter - in - law , the love of tad 's life . now , my son did n't go running himself ragged tracking her down just to write her off . come hell or high water , those two always ended up together . tad : not this time . i 'm sorry , ma . opal : well , why not ? has dixie got somebody else ? tad : not so she told me . but then again , she did n't tell me very much , and i do n't expect that to change . [ scene_break ] di : i -- i want you to think of something that ripped your heart out . little adam -- when he was lost in the river -- how you felt . honey , were you sane ? or did you just want to stop being who you were just so the pain would quit ? j.r. : it was bad . di : sweetie , you know it was worse than bad . j.r. : i could n't eat . i could n't sleep . i could n't feel anything . i just -- i 'd try to do anything . i 'd try to watch a movie . i was just blank . i was -- i was somewhere else . di : i know . i know . so was i -- somewhere else . and when -- when i lost your baby sister , i was n't in my right mind . the pain -- i had to stop being who i was just to make the pain stop . i could n't come back here and face tad and tell him that i 'd lost our daughter . i could n't -- i could n't let you see the loss that it had cost me . all i wanted was to forget myself , and i could n't do that here . but losing me -- i never -- i never lost you . i kept you in my heart . j.r. , i missed you so much . but i was n't sure if -- if i could come back here and be that person again . i was n't sure if i could be your mother . but then -- then i met this nanny in germany . it -- it seemed to be like fate . i found a way to see you , a way to be with you without having to be me . [ scene_break ] greenlee : my marriage , my future , my husband -- everything is riding on me having his baby . kendall : greenlee 's just liberating what she has a natural right to for a very good , very married reason . her husband suffered a horrible trauma , he made a rash decision , and one of those vials is their only salvation . greenlee : thank you . josh : why break in ? why not go through regular channels ? greenlee : because the owner of this place is a heartless bureaucrat . he 's one of those unbending , everything - by - the - rules types who only cares about lawsuits and not people . kendall : people ca n't always make a family the normal way . i mean , i know this sounds really outside the box , but greenlee is so in love with her husband . they deserve this shot at having a future . so will you help them , please ? greg : hello ? who 's in there ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i want you gone . david : have n't you disappointed greenlee enough ? you took away her chance to have a child to `` save `` your marriage . well , now you 're all she has left , ryan , and look at you . you 're beat up inside and out . look , i do n't know what the hell you 're doing , but how far are you planning to take this ? ryan : get out ! david : no . no ! you 're going to hear this . you need to hear this from somebody ! i pulled myself back from the edge , pal . ryan : ugh . david : you can do the same thing . you do n't have to fall any farther . do you have any idea how much greenlee loves you , how much she is willing to help you ? are you so stupid , are you so egocentric that you 're going to disappoint her again ? do you realize what kind of a loser that would make you ? ryan : are you looking for trouble , hayward ? are you ? because you found it . [ ryan grabs david by the neck , throws him up against the wall , and squeezes hard . ] [ scene_break ] tad : fyi , if you 're all wondering about this stuff , i 'm going to be sending it back to dixie . brooke : what is it ? tad : souvenirs , memories of another life . no point in building a shrine around it now that she 's back in town making other memories . so if anybody wants to reach in and grab something , they can be my guest . opal : tad , you ca n't throw this stuff out . i mean , these are your precious mementos . joe : tad , for now , why do n't you just put the boxes in storage ? jamie : yeah , hold on to them , dad . opal : just in case . tad : there is no `` just in case . `` how many times do i have to say it ? if any or all of you want dixie in your life , it 's fine . she and i are over . [ scene_break ] di : j.r. , tell me that you understand you were the one that brought me back . i had to come . i just did n't know if i could come back as your mother , as -- as dixie . please . j.r. : well , i guess you 're dixie now , whether you want to be or not . di : honey . i want to be your mom again . you have my promise . i will do everything in my power to ease the pain i 've caused you , and it wo n't -- it wo n't happen fast , and it wo n't be easy . but all i can do right now is -- is pray that you 'll forgive me . [ after j.r. takes her necklace out of his pocket and clasps it around di 's neck , they hug . ] di : here . you are my sunshine . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] aidan : um , it 's open . amanda : i heard a rumor about you -- that you 're a private investigator ? aidan : well , it 's true . at least that 's what it says on the door . amanda : heard you 're the best . are you ? aidan : well , that depends . what exactly you need me to do best ? amanda : i have a case for you . i 'm in deep trouble and only you can help me out of it . aidan : what kind of trouble ? amanda : you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : that 's dr. madden , the head honcho . simone : please do n't tell him we broke in . kendall : or bust me and simone but let greenlee go . greg : josh ? you 're not supposed to be here . josh : what 's the matter ? not happy to see me , dad ? greenlee : we 're dead . [ scene_break ] ryan : you will not do this to me anymore ! no more questions , no more accusing me ! no more ! no more ! aah ! [ when ryan finally lets go of david 's neck , he slides down to the floor seemingly unconscious . ] [ next_on ] di : give me any test you got . adam : next stop , dna test . erica ( to her show 's crew ) : this is not just my new beginning . this is ours . greg ( to josh ) : what 's going on ? who 's in there ? zach ( to ryan ) : what do you say we bury him at the dump ?
greenlee , simone and kendall get caught in the sperm donation lab by dr. madden 's son . they know they are in big trouble if his father knows what they 've done . suspense builds about what will happen . david hayward goes to find greenlee , knows that ryan got in a fight the previous night and tells ryan he must have consideration and sensitivity for greenlee 's need to have a child . in the discussion david asks ryan if he 's a loser . and that triggers ryan to physically attack him . david passes out on the floor after ryan grabs his throat . joe , opal and brooke come to see tad and hope to celebrate the fact that dixie is back . but he tells them he is not getting back with her and can not forgive her for what she did . adam also tells dixie he will not forgive her . but jr reveals that he loves his mother and forgives her .
erica : oh , faye . oh , it 's absolutely perfect . thank you . hey , were you always this talented ? faye : i had my own salon before i got busted for mail fraud . val : erica , i thought i was going to cry , but you are a miracle worker . erica : oh , well , thank you , but i had a little help . [ erica laughs ] erica : do you believe what the production company did here ? i mean , they transformed the whole place . val : please , this is all just window dressing . only you could actually make this work . erica : which is exactly what we are going to remind our audience of . val : so , the , uh , network has n't fired your replacement yet ? erica : no , not yet . however , when i pitched this to the president , she knew right away this was going to be a ratings bonanza . so , we negotiated `` new beginnings a special presentation . `` val : and when america gets a load of you , they 're going to forget all about your sorry excuse for an understudy , and accept no substitutes . you 're erica kane . you 're one of a kind . erica : thank you , val . oh . i do n't think you 're the only one who feels that way . [ scene_break ] frankie : 5827 . got it . i got to drop something off first . thanks for the help . all right . jake : new set of house calls ? frankie : yeah , a patient forgot something . jake : oh . and , uh , you 're going to deliver it , because they ca n't come and get it ? [ frankie chuckles ] frankie : this woman has a thing for hospitals . jake : oh , oh . i think you got a thing for this woman . [ scene_break ] angie : do me a favor . the next time someone asks me to cover their graveyard shift , remind me about last night . jesse : hey . did you get those bagels that i like ? angie : it was crazy . you know , and if that test proves that richie novak really did steal bone marrow from j.r. chandler -- is that the craziest thing you ever heard of ? jesse : and you got my favorite coffee in there ? angie : yeah , sure . and those rookies just hanging on to your every word . jesse : tell you what . this looks like a good place to eat . let 's eat , huh ? angie : and you , jesse hubbard , all taking charge , giving orders . jesse : what ? did you bring me out here to beat me up about last night , or have breakfast ? angie : no , i 'm not -- jesse : angela , if you want me to say i did n't enjoy being back in the action , that 's not going to happen . [ scene_break ] erica : jack . good morning . how nice of you to come . jack : you did n't think i 'd miss your prison premiere , did you ? guard : ah -- no touching . jack : of course . no touching , no touching . this is not a real television studio , this is just -- looks like -- very much looks like -- you understand my confu -- no touching , sorry . [ erica chuckles ] jack : i 'll tell you something , sister , when you decide to do something , you do it proud . erica : and was n't it wonderful of the governor to pull strings , so i could tape my show here ? jack : yeah , i 'm a little confused about that . this is a federal prison , not a state prison . i 'm surprised that the governor had any pull here at all . erica : well , then whatever someone said to the federal board of prisons , that really worked . jack : you do n't suppose it 's that fact you 're a one - woman publicity dynamo , and would be the worst headache in this governor 's term ? [ jack chuckles ] erica : great thing about re - elections , is n't it ? jack : yeah . erica : although , i really do n't think that 's the only thing that really made this happen . huh . jack : so , how do you think your entire television crew got behind bars ? erica : i think that i do n't always know exactly how many true fans i have . [ scene_break ] greenlee : good morning . what are you doing here so early ? zach : i thought about killing somebody last night . greenlee : you thought about killing somebody last night ? please tell me it was n't aidan . zach : ah , no , it was n't aidan . greenlee : thank god . well -- wh -- what happened ? tell me what happened . zach : i was at the hospital , and i heard this voice . greenlee : what voice ? zach : same voice i heard when i was run over by the car the night of -- greenlee : oh , my god . zach : yeah . greenlee : are you sure ? zach : mm - hmm . i made a connection . whoever it was who ran me down is the same guy that locked us in that bomb shelter . greenlee : the one who said he 'd help us , and then covered us up so we would n't be found ? zach : mm - hmm . same guy , same voice . greenlee : same son of a bitch who left us there to die ? i wish you had killed him . [ scene_break ] angie : you know , i do n't expect you to be thrilled to turn down the police chief job . jesse : there . we agree on that . angie : is -- is it wrong of me to want you around ? jesse : baby , you know what ? at some point , we really have to move past the lost 20 years and on to the hard stuff . the real stuff . come on . angie : wait a minute . are you saying that my broken heart was n't real ? jesse : i 'm just saying that maybe us coasting back into happy times was a little too easy . real life , baby , real marriages -- people get angry . people -- people get hurt sometimes . angie : i know that . jesse : well , then you should know that grown - up life can be messy , complicated . and we got a lot of messy , complicated stuff to hash out . angie : yeah . maybe . jesse : all right , so , you know what ? let 's do this , right here , right now . you and me , let 's have it out . [ scene_break ] frankie : this is about the patient . not about me hooking up . jake : hmm . and what did she forget ? your phone number ? [ jake chuckles ] frankie : well , she forgot how she got a couple of broken bones , bruises , on more than one occasion . multiple fractures . some that did n't heal correctly , because she did n't receive the proper medical care . jake : so you got domestic abuse . frankie : and she 's not admitting anything . jake : because she does n't want a fresh beating . frankie : that , or she may get more than a broken wrist next time . jake : why do men feel that they can just -- frankie : because they do . [ jake sighs ] jake : you know , there 's this , uh , little village in africa where this young mom was severely beaten , because she had two daughters instead of a son . there are these communities where women get raped , then blamed , then ostracized , then sometimes even killed . frankie : the world is a messed - up place . jake : hmm . that is why we try to take care of our little corner of it . frankie : i know , i know . do something good . make a difference . jake : it 's very difficult when there 's so many people to be saved . frankie : how do you handle it ? jake : me ? sometimes , uh -- well , there 's just days that are better than others . frankie : so , uh , beating the hell out of this guy is out of the question ? jake : listen , you would save every single one of them if you could . that 's why you became a doctor in the first place . [ scene_break ] erica : samuel ? to what do i owe this honor ? samuel : i was in the area . erica : oh , so you just decided to drop in on your favorite convict ? samuel : i did n't think i 'd ever hear you say that . erica : what ? `` convict `` ? well , i 'm certainly not proud of what i did , but i 'm also not ashamed to include myself with these other women . samuel : a lot of people in your position would n't be so generous . erica : will you look at this place ? samuel : yeah . it 's -- it 's , uh , it 's a trip . it almost -- you ca n't believe you 're in a prison . erica : oh , gee , i hope that 's not really the case , because that 's the whole point of this show . that 's what 's going to make it really special . samuel : so , can i stick around and check it out ? erica : of course . i would expect nothing less . oh , and when you speak to governor brooks , would you please thank him for me ? i was very pleasantly surprised when he signed on for this . samuel : sure . jack : morning , sam . she got you working a camera or running a broom yet ? samuel : hey . erica : no , no , no . everything is all taken care of . jack : tell me , can we expect some of those trademark , eric kane surprises during the course of this show ? erica : well , of course . [ jack laughs ] jack : good . samuel : so , you going to go change clothes ? erica : uh , no . actually , the warden offered , but i refused . i thought that wearing a designer gown today , for this particular show , would defeat the purpose . i mean , it 's not just about me , it 's about carmen , and all these other men whose lives are going to be permanently changed by this place . jack : and , as carmen 's attorney , may i tell you how happy i am that you could get this going on here ? erica : well , hopefully , my show is going to tell her story forcefully enough that we can get that case reopened . samuel : erica , you understand that getting a case reopened is not that simple . erica : was that a challenge ? jack : sam , sam , sam , you really must learn that you ca n't say things like that around erica . erica : because i do love a challenge . erica : bob ? bob , we need a camera down -- down there , ok ? and , sean , can we have some more lights on the chairs ? they look a little dark to me . we want the uniforms to really pop , ok ? we almost ready ? stage manager : all prepped . erica : ok , good . carmen ? hi , how you doing ? carmen : i 'm ready for my close - up . erica : oh , good . and do you remember what we talked about ? carmen : sure , no sweat . i tell my story to the whole world . my background . daddy left , grew up with nada , met a guy who used me , yada - yada . erica : and then ? carmen : i was wrongly accused . the plight of the disenfranchised . good word , i know . prison library . erica : listen , we do n't need good words , we just need your words . you just tell your story . carmen : you bet i will . and , when i 'm done , everybody , all over , they 're going to be moved , inspired , fired up -- just like you do , erica . erica : carmen , you just be you . stage manager : we 're almost ready . erica : ok . so , you just -- just look at me , you just talk to me . just tell your story to me , ok ? and do n't even worry about the cameras , because you 're going to be fabulous . ok . stage manager : all right , everybody . ok ? [ cheers and applause ] stage manager : in five , four , three , two -- [ theme music plays ] [ cheers ] erica : ladies and gentlemen -- welcome back to `` new beginnings . `` live from the hawthorne federal detention center . [ cheers ] erica : oh , yeah . we have a very lively audience here with us today . [ audience laughs ] erica : oh , ladies and gentlemen , i 'd like to begin by apologizing for my absence , but i have been a little busy . [ audience laughs ] erica : but it is so good to be back on your screens again . and , please forgive my temporary replacement . she did the very best that she could . [ audience laughs ] erica : now , on with the show . truthfully , it feels like `` new beginnings `` is having a new beginning . and , to begin with , i 'd like to start by introducing you to a very , very special guest who is here with us today . a man who may very well have his own new beginning on election day . a man who is very likely to become the next senator from this great state , mr. samuel woods . [ cheers and applause ] jack : that would be surprise number one . [ scene_break ] jesse : baby , you 're giving me orders about my career . angie : i just told you what i could live with . you on the force is not on the list . jesse : hmm . i went along with what you wanted , but i hate waking up every morning , not knowing what i 'm going to do that day . having no reason to get out of bed ? angie : your family is n't reason enough ? jesse : angela -- angie : you 're interviewing for -- for pvu . you 'd be an amazing teacher . jesse : yeah , maybe . but right now , i 'm still a cop , baby . it is n't what i do , it 's who i am . angie : you spent 20 years without being a cop . jesse : being a cop is what helped me survive long enough to get my life back . angie : so , i 'm holding you back ? jesse : i told you , i 'm going to do this for you . it 's going to take me a little time to get over . it 's not going to be easy , ok ? angie : jesse , does this -- does this all have to be one big favor for me . i an -- i -- i 'm sorry , but i assumed that you 'd -- you 'd like to stay alive to be with us . jesse : being the chief of police has nothing to do with being in the line of fire . angie : i do n't care ! you know what the police force meant to me ? yvonne caldwell . jesse : what ? angie : yeah , the woman you cheated on me with , who took you away from me once . jesse : oh -- angie : and now you 're saying that you want to see her again ? jesse : angie , wait a minute . angie : no , that is -- it 's not going to happen again , jesse ! it 's not ! [ scene_break ] greenlee : let 's go find the bastard , come on . zach : whoa , it 's not -- greenlee : well , what -- what are you waiting for ? we 'll go to the police , we 'll find him , we 'll id him . zach : it 's done . greenlee : what , he 's in jail already ? zach : no , but the police are watching him . it 's richie novak . greenlee : richie . as in annie 's nutso brother , richie ? zach : mm - hmm , yeah . greenlee : are you sure ? zach : i heard his voice in the hospital last night , and , yes , i knew . greenlee : why would he do that to us ? zach : i do n't know . but it turns out we 're not his only victims . greenlee : who else ? zach : he drugged j.r. chandler , and took his bone marrow for his transplant . greenlee : are you kidding me ? zach : no . police are running a dna panel now . greenlee : so , this guy comes into town , he screws up lives , he ruins everything , he almost kills us -- zach : but we 're still here . greenlee : yeah , we 're here . and maybe your life turned out to be perfect again , but mine did n't . zach : and i 'll make sure richie does n't get away with it . greenlee : putting richie in jail wo n't give me back my life . i was in love , zach , real love . and then i fell in that freaking hole , and my life went to hell . and then i get out , and i find out your wife and my fiancé -- there goes my perfect relationship . there goes my best friend . zach : i know you and kendall are trying to work it out . greenlee : yeah , i can speak to her without cracking her skull , but that 's a long way from friendship . and now , annie 's all over me about my friendship with ryan , so it looks like another friend , gone . zach : there she is -- little whiner we all love so much . welcome back . it 's been a while . greenlee : my life was ruined because of that guy , and you 're making jokes ? thanks a lot , ex - friend . another one , gone . novak is scum . i was in that hole how many days ? zach : some days seemed longer than others . greenlee : i saw a skeleton , i performed emergency surgery -- zach : no , you did n't . you put some stitches in my -- greenlee : i ate a flipping snake , for god 's sake . zach : ok , you ate a snake . congratulations . and , you know what ? i will make sure that richie gets an extra two days in prison for that -- two . greenlee : [ whispering ] i hate you . [ scene_break ] jake : no pillowcases . ah . so , you 're sure this patient of yours has actually been abused ? frankie : i 'm pretty damn sure . jake : you 're going to sure before you go making accusations . frankie : well , maybe if i go see her -- jake : oh , you ca n't just do this by the telephone ? ca n't call her ? frankie : no , i need to look into her eyes . seriously , i should go check this out , right ? jake : remember , there are privacy laws in this world . frankie : and i will not reveal anything to anyone . jake : and that 's all that 's going on here , right ? frankie : i consider it a part of my job . jake : uh - huh . because i know what it 's like to want that rush of the war zone . frankie : look , i ai n't looking for no rush . jake : no , but if you 're looking to be a hero , you know -- you get that adrenaline back . i know . frankie : thank you , dr. martin . jake : do n't let her screw you up . frankie : i 'm not . jake : good . frankie : look , i got to go . you coming to babysit me , or what ? jake : you talking to me ? frankie : right . all right , then . jake : so , look , you go and see if she needs help . and give her the right aftercare , and you do the right thing . just remember , if she does n't want your help , you ca n't make her take it . frankie : all right . [ scene_break ] erica : let me be clear . of course , some people are guilty of their crimes . samuel : yes . yes , some people are guilty of their crimes . not everyone -- [ audience laughs ] samuel : but , um -- but a lot of folks are . erica : take me , for example . i unknowingly made an enormous mistake . but ignorance is no reason to break the law . so , i 've learned a little more about my crime . samuel : really ? so , is this your platform to announce your pursuit of an early parole ? erica : no . this is my platform to more formally and knowledgeably apologize . insider trading hurts our nation 's markets , hurts our economy . what i thought was a very self - contained action actually could have very far - reaching effects . so , i commend you , mr. woods , for seeing that justice was done . samuel : wow . well , if only all the people that i prosecuted were as magnanimous as you . erica : well , a crime was committed . i had to be arrested . i have no bitter feelings towards the man who made that happen . samuel : and , conversely , i have no bitter feelings towards the only person i ever arrested in a red designer gown -- [ audience snickers ] samuel : looking very good at a fashion show . erica : well , you wanted to make your statement , mr. woods , and you did . samuel : incarceration has changed you , erica . erica : insider trading hurts our nation 's financial system . i know that now . samuel : well , i hope anyone out there with insider information watching your show heeds your -- heeds your message . erica : i would like to explain something . yes , i am here in prison today because mr. woods chose to pursue prosecution . however , i am also in front of the camera today because this same man used his influence with the governor , and with the federal board of prisons . inmates : yeah . [ cheers ] samuel : now , you see there , i thought i 'd kept that under wraps . apparently not . [ audience laughs ] erica : oh , mr. woods , you 're not the only one who can dig for dirt . inmates : whoo ! [ scene_break ] jesse : i ca n't believe you just said that . baby , being on the force is nothing like cheating on you . angie : ok . that was too far . i -- i should n't have brought up yvonne . jesse : they want me to be their chief of police . me , jesse hubbard from broke- down center city . angie : jesse , i 'm not saying you do n't deserve it . jesse : but i ca n't have it ? angie : not if you want to be safe . jesse : angie , i 've never been safe . we got married and kept our marriage a secret . that was n't safe . angie : that was different . jesse : i -- ok . the last 20 years of my life , also not safe , but here , now -- angie : all right , jesse , look , you -- you do n't have to tell me why you want it . i get that . jesse : i do n't think you do . i mean , at the hospital , they listen to you . they -- they -- they take your advice . they respect you . now , here 's my chance for that . angie : jesse , you know , the police force changed our lives . it changed our son 's life . jesse : our son is a grown man . angie : no , inside , he is still that same little boy who lost his father . look , why am i the villain here for keeping our family safe ? jesse : what are you -- i -- i kept you all safe by staying away for 20 years . and it was painful . baby , it was humiliating , and it was shameful as hell . but i did it for you . i do n't want to run anymore . angie : is that what you thing i 'm doing ? that i 'm shaming you ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : do n't distract me . i 'm furious here . zach : distracting you distracts me from killing somebody . greenlee : right , because you ca n't have your perfect life in prison . zach : i do n't want to spend time away from my family . i 'm sure you understand that . greenlee : you need to talk ? zach : what ? you have enough talking for both of us . i do n't need to talk , no . greenlee : ha . very funny . come on . that 's why you came here , is n't it ? zach : i looked into that guy 's eyes -- the person that changed our lives forever -- changed our families forever . i just wanted to see something . i wanted to see guilt or remorse or anything , but there was nothing . greenlee : he 's a psycho . zach : yeah . and he locked us in that shelter , because he thought it was going to be our tomb . he wanted us dead . and i had him by the neck . greenlee : yeah , but you did n't kill him . zach : no , well , who knows . maybe being in a shelter with you for a month -- maybe that made me a more moral , better person . greenlee : hmm . i wish i could say it made me a better person . zach : i think it did . greenlee : hmm . i 'm still afraid of death . i 'm still afraid of screwing up my life . i 'm still afraid of being ditched . and i still wonder why everyone seems so happy -- why their lives seem so much easier . zach : we both came out of that hole different people . greenlee : yeah . yeah , we did . here you are , a person who 's able to forgive his wife , and here i am unable to forgive aidan . [ scene_break ] richie : what 's up , doc ? am i going to live , or what ? jake : i just had a little conversation with the police . richie : oh , not my biggest fans , are they ? jake : you really screwed up . [ scene_break ] angie : i respect you , jesse , and you damn well know it . i would never shame you . jesse : i 'm not saying you 're doing it on purpose . angie : yes , you deserve respect , but what about what i deserve ? you left me for 20 years . jesse : left you ? angie : i thought you were dead . jesse : left you ? whoa ! angie : i remembered every one of your birthdays . i -- i -- i lit candles in your memory . do n't i deserve something for that ? some peace ? jesse : ok , now you 're freaking out . you 're freaking out about a job . angie : oh , if you think this is just about a damn job -- jesse : this is a job that i could be proud of , a job that would make me feel useful . what do you think ? i want to kick back for the rest of my life and watch my wife work ? angie : you think i want to light another candle ? jesse : i was protecting you . angie : and that 's what i 'm doing for you right now . jesse , there are so many other options out there . i 'm just asking you to find one that makes you happy . that is all i 'm asking you . jesse : that 's all ? come on , angela . you act as though i do everything without thinking of you , when all i do ever is think about you . [ scene_break ] samuel : so , do i -- do i finally have your vote ? erica : well , uh , to begin with , i was undecided and then i was decidedly `` no . `` [ audience laughs ] erica : but now after this , i may have changed my mind . samuel : well , you see ? that 's progress , right ? [ audience laughs ] samuel : huh ? erica : well , i like a politician i can trust . samuel : that 's important , a politician you can trust . i think it 's so important that people have faith in the judicial system , but conversely , it is of utmost importance that the judicial system is worthy of that faith . erica : i would actually like to take a moment to thank you , my audience , for having so much faith in me . all your letters and your calls , your e - mails -- they mean so much to me . and actually , you are all so inquisitive . and so , i 'd like to answer a few of the questions you ask most often . bev and wally of keansburg , new jersey . you ask one i 've received many times . `` dear erica , how does a glamorous star like you survive in prison ? `` [ audience laughs ] erica : well , bev and walley , i certainly miss my facials and my red carpet events and my designer clothes . [ audience laughs ] erica : oh , i miss my designer clothes . [ audience laughs ] erica : especially anything that is n't orange . [ audience laughs ] erica : but the truth is , it -- it 's actually kind of amazing what you can learn to live without when you must and also , i feel now that i 'm actually even stronger for it ok , a number of you have heard of the rally that was held outside the prison to -- it was really for my release -- and you 're wondering if there 's going to be another one . well , i thoroughly enjoyed the show of support , and i thoroughly enjoyed the performance by b5 . they were unbelievable . [ audience chuckles ] erica : but the truth is , i -- i do think that there are far more worthy causes in this country today that deserve some rallies of their own . do n't you agree , samuel ? samuel : i think it is such an interesting time for -- for democrats and republicans alike and i really , really hope that all americans get out there and exercise their constitutional right to vote . do n't complain later . vote . [ erica sighs ] erica : here 's a question that i have received far too often . `` erica , how can you stand being locked up with all those kind of people ? `` [ audience reacts ] erica : yeah . my thoughts exactly . first of all , the very fact that i am locked up in prison means that i am one of `` those kinds of people . `` [ cheers ] erica : most of us who are here are here , because we 've made a mistake and most of us are trying to learn from those mistakes and become more productive citizens . and so , right now , i really would like to introduce you to another one of `` those kinds of people . `` actually , she 's my kind of people . i 'm sure that most of you out there think that you know the story . you 've read about it , how she and i were on the run . most of you read about how this woman held me hostage , and you think you know the whole story . but you do n't , because the real story is that now this woman -- this woman is exactly the kind of woman who i adore , who i would like standing right by my side , who i would trust my life with . she is smart , she is brave , she is courageous , and she has a story that you really need to hear . carmen , will you please come up here and join me ? [ cheers ] inmate : whoo ! inmate : whoo - whoo ! erica : carmen , please tell us your story . i know you 're dying to share it . before our incarceration here , carmen , you -- you delivered two criminals into the hands of the authorities , did n't you ? and for that , they tacked on extra time , did n't they ? [ audience reacts ] carmen : yeah , extra time . erica : and did you do anything wrong ? did you commit a crime ? did you do anything wrong , carmen ? loving -- loving the wrong person . that is the only thing that carmen did wrong , and who of us has n't done that ? [ audience laughs ] [ scene_break ] frankie : oh . randi : what are you doing here ? frankie : i , uh , have some medical directions for you . you practically sprinted out of the er last night . randi : so you tracked me down ? frankie : it was the , uh , only number you had on file . i thought you were a waitress . randi : i am . i got two jobs . you got a problem with that ? frankie : no -- randi : look , you ca n't be here . frankie : all right , well , just tell me how you 're feeling . randi : like i 'm being stalked . just give me the instructions and get out of here . [ scene_break ] richie : come on , doc . you should know better than to believe everything you hear . jake : do you know what they 're saying about you ? richie : you 've also heard of `` innocent until proven guilty `` ? jake : you know the woman that you locked in the hole ? richie : hmm -- which one ? jake : she 's a friend of mine , and my brother is j.r. chandler 's stepdad . richie : your brother -- chandler -- are all you people in pine valley related ? jake : it 's pretty gutsy of a person to try to steal bone marrow . richie : oh , there 's no proof of that , either . jake : no . richie : no . jake : not yet . richie : look at me , doc . i 'm the one sitting in this bed . i mean , someone put me he . how could i possibly be the criminal ? jake : you framed a person for a hit - and - run , you steal their bone marrow , and -- and you set them up with a hooker . richie : it 's pretty twisted . jake : now it 's coming back to bite you in the ass . richie : hey , man , look . unless you have anything important to say , why do n't you let me go have my rest ? jake : you 're right . let 's have this conversation after the dna results come back . [ scene_break ] greenlee : loving aidan helped me survive and now loving him hurts so much . zach : you got to give it time . greenlee : easier said than done . how did kendall react to the news about richie ? zach : i did n't tell her . greenlee : waiting for a special occasion ? zach : i just did n't want to bring it all up again , that 's all . greenlee : hmm . not when you thought you were over it . zach : i thought we were over it . greenlee : and now ? zach : now it 's back . greenlee : charges , a court case , living through it all over again . zach : yeah , i 'm not looking forward to that . greenlee : i think about it every day -- every day , that feeling . i ca n't stand it , but i ca n't stop doing it , you know ? i wish i could get past it . i wish that -- zach : hey . come here . [ scene_break ] jake : file , thank you . you 're going to want this . richie : oh . hmm , you quack . what part of `` the patient needs rest `` are you having a hard time understanding ? jake : it looks like your luck has just run out , and i ca n't say that i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] zach : slater . really ? ok . the dna panel came back , and it was j.r. 's bone marrow . greenlee : richie really did it ? zach : uh - huh . taking him to lockup now . i need to be there . greenlee : you 're not going without me . [ scene_break ] erica : ladies and gentlemen , i am not asking for any leniency . i 'm not asking for any special treatment at all . i -- i will be here after some of these women are released . i know that . but carmen morales does n't belong here at all . i think maybe the reason i created `` new beginnings `` -- maybe the reason even that i ended up in prison was for this moment . i believe in you . i believe in you , my audience out there . i know that you want to better you lives , and i know that you want a better society . i know that you do not want to see any injustice go ignored . i know that you have strong minds and even stronger hearts . you can make your voices heard . you can hold all of our leaders accountable to all of us -- to all of us . to the greatest and the weakest , to the rich and poor , to the weak and the strong . thank you . [ cheers and applause ] [ theme music plays ] [ scene_break ] randi : anything else i can do for you ? frankie : actually -- yes . randi : not what i meant . frankie : last night , you offered to buy me a cup of coffee . randi : so ? frankie : i 'm thirsty . randi : ok , fine . let 's go . [ scene_break ] jesse : you 're not being rational , angela . angie : i do n't care ! my husband came back from the dead . i 'll be irrational if i want to . jesse : you know what ? i would never ask you to give up your job . angie : well , i save people 's lives . i do n't risk my life . jesse : and i could save lives , too , just not the angela - approved way . angie : oh , come on . you know that 's not what i meant . jesse : you know what i 'm hearing here ? i 'm hearing your father all over again . angie : what ? jesse : yeah . `` jesse and his cop career just ai n't good enough for you ! `` angie : you know what ? you make me so -- i have never been so angry in my life . you carry the damn basket . [ scene_break ] officer : you have the right to remain silent . anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law . you have the right to an attorney . if you can not -- zach : i 'm watching him arrest the man that hurt us , kendall . he did n't get away with it . officer : understand these rights ? [ next_on ] tad ( to aidan ) : this is n't about you . it 's about me . you and i wo n't be working together anymore . ryan ( to greenlee ) : i 'm just asking you to back off . greenlee : looks like you 're back on track -- bully for you . j.r. : all those in favor of some good old - fashioned vigilante justice , say `` aye . ``
in prison , erica and the other inmates prepare for erica 's `` new beginnings `` television show straight from prison . jack and samuel woods arrive for the television show . at pine valley hospital , jake comes into the doctor 's quarters where he meets up with frankie . frankie and jake discuss the young lady , who had came into the hospital on numerous occasions with cuts and abrasions . jesse and angie go on a picnic at the yacht club . jesse and angie begin to argue over the fact that jesse wants to go back to work as the chief of police at the pine valley police department .the argument results in angie walking off and leaving jesse . zack arrives at greenlee 's apartment to let her know that richie novak had been the one , who had fastened them in the bomb shelter .
marissa : what are you doing here ? david : getting drunk , as fast as possible . marissa : i thought you went flying off to find jake and amanda . david : i did . my baby 's dead . [ scene_break ] jake : all right . we convinced david the baby died -- we just have to convince everybody else . you ready ? amanda : it 's not like i have to pretend . i really did lose my son . jake : i know . whew -- all right . here we -- amanda : let 's just get this over with . jake : yeah , right here . [ door closes ] krystal : i am so , so sorry . tad : liza told me all about it . i know all about your big plan . [ scene_break ] adam : annie 's kindness , her loyalty . she 's the reason that i 'm alive . she does n't belong in prison . liza : you want me to defend a woman who is accused of a list of felonies a mile long ? adam : all the crimes that she committed , she was ill . liza : she had the law enforcement chasing her around the world after she escaped from a mental institution . you expect me to convince a jury to just let her walk and welcome her back into society with open arms ? adam : precisely . liza : hmm . adam : will you take the case ? liza : first , i want you to tell me what the real reason is you want me to defend ryan 's ex - wife . [ scene_break ] ryan : erica . what brings you by ? erica : oh -- just in the neighborhood . i -- i thought i 'd come by and just see how you were doing . ryan : kendall told you we broke up , and you came by to see if it was true . erica : ok , what gave me away ? [ ryan chuckles ] ryan : well , i know you pretty well by now . erica : well , it 's true that kendall told me , but i did just want to see how you were doing . ryan : i 'm good , i 'm good . in fact , i have already fallen in love with another woman . erica : you have -- who ? ryan : you . [ ryan kisses erica ] [ scene_break ] [ door closes ] krystal : no , um , words can take away the pain of losing a child . but you have a very strong and loving husband , and he 's going to help you get through this . and -- and you have tad and me . i mean , it -- it helps sometimes to let people in , people who understand . amanda : you lost david 's baby , too . [ scene_break ] jake : now , why would liza tell you our plan ? tad : because she did n't have a choice , because i hit her in the stomach with a dart . do n't give me that stupid look , ok ? it was just an accident . mama brought all of these ridiculous toys , i was playing with the darts . aidan and i used to play with them all the time . jake : really ? what , as -- as dartboards ? tad : do n't crack wise with me , all right ? i nearly had a heart attack , and you 're largely to blame for it until liza explained that all this is nothing but foam rubber . after that , i did drag the rest out of her . it 's not like she could deny anything because i just got her to spill the beans . obviously , you and i are going to talk about it later . is amanda ok ? jake : fine . she 's going to be fine . tad : we 'll see . you just answer one question -- you still love her , right ? this is n't some -- jake : what are we talking about ? tad : something about the baby ? jake : this is my wife we 're talking about , ok ? i love her . she 's everything to me , she 's all i got . tad : ok . well , mama took the kids and pete out to that -- that pizza king , so i 'll tell you what . me and krystal , we 're going to find an excuse to get out of here , and i 'll give you a few minutes to get settled . jake : thank -- [ door closes ] jake : thank -- thank you . [ scene_break ] marissa : baby died ? what did you do ? david : i 'll tell you what i did not do -- i did not put amanda on an airplane to some island at this stage of her pregnancy . i did not set her up in some clinic with substandard medical care . no -- that was all jake 's brilliant idea . marissa : they were running from you . david : stop . marissa : no , if you had n't been hounding them , threatening to steal the baby from them , maybe it would n't have to come to -- david : my baby is dead ! all i wanted to do was love him . now i 'll never get a chance to do that . so if you came here to tell me all the ways i screwed up , then just get the hell away , all right ? just leave me the hell alone . it 's the way i 'm supposed to end up anyway . marissa : you 're not alone . [ scene_break ] erica : ah -- bad boy . erica : well , i 'm very glad to see that you have lightened up with your attitude towards women . [ ryan chuckles ] ryan : yes , i have , and you do n't have to worry about kendall and me , ok ? erica : she 's moved back home ? ryan : yes , she has . she has and she says it 's because of the kids , but you and i both know that zach is going to need a lot more than that , and so if you want to worry , i would worry about that and about the rest of her future . erica : no , i am not going to worry about any of that -- no , no . jackson is going to prove that kendall is innocent because kendall is innocent . look . ryan , i never , never wanted to see you hurt . it -- it 's just that kendall -- ryan : i 'm -- i 'm ok , erica , really . i 'm good . it was a -- it was a very complicated situation and it was a tough decision , but this is -- this is better for everybody , ok ? [ phone rings ] ryan : ahem . hello ? ok , thank you very much . [ phone clicks ] ryan : annie is being released from the hospital today and going back to jail . that was fast . [ scene_break ] adam : the night my brother was killed , there was someone on this property hunting me down with a gun . i was drugged , disoriented , and annie saw me . she realized she had a choice . either she could take her daughter and run , or she could risk losing everything and save me . what she did was extraordinary . liza : that 's quite a spin job . adam : well , annie has hurt a lot of people in her day , but she 's also been hurt by a lot of people -- her family , the system , the pine valley chargers who wo n't give her a second chance . liza : well , maybe society will give her a second chance once she 's paid her debt . listen , you 've got barry on retainer -- why do n't you just call him ? adam : no , no , no , no . it needs a woman , one who 's smart enough to convince a judge and a jury that little annie deserves a fresh start . liza : well , it 's not going to get that far until annie is declared mentally competent . adam : annie is no longer sick . i could get a sworn statement from her doctor confirming it . liza : it 's not that easy . adam , the court decides who 's going to declare annie competent and it is a serious process . annie 's victims will be lined up out the door to testify against her . adam , i have better things to do . adam : annie 's first husband tried to steal her daughter . annie grabbed emma and ran . and then later on , she came to pine valley . ryan has forbidden her to see her daughter . now , you know what it 's like to be kept from your child -- hell , i did that to you . could you look at this possibly as my way of making amends ? liza : i 'm going to take the case under one condition . adam : name it . liza : you help me get back on colby 's good side so i can be a real part of her life . adam : done . it sounds crazy , me hiring you to defend annie , but i have to help her . she deserves her freedom and her child . j.r. : that does n't sound crazy . that just is crazy . this annie obsession is out of control . adam : we 're having a -- a private conversation here , j.r . j.r. : first you make a big stink at the hospital , how none of annie 's doctors are good enough . now you 're hiring a lawyer to get her off ? she 's a murderer , dad . adam : annie has a right to legal representation . j.r. : yeah , from a public defender , not your pocket . liza : it 's a done deal . j.r. : why exactly are you doing this ? liza : well , i am intrigued by the emotional aspect of this case and your father 's sudden bout of compassion . it 's all highly unusual . adam : i ca n't tell you how much i appreciate your help . liza : well , you can show me . this is a list , for starters . i 'm going to need an office , an assistant -- maybe two -- and i do n't come cheap , but you know that already . j.r. : our company is on life support , and you 're spending the rest of our cash to keep a killer out of jail . what 's wrong with you ? adam : not a damn thing . [ scene_break ] amanda : you know , everyone always talks about that time when you look into your baby 's eyes for the very first time . you know , this may sound incredibly stupid , but when i looked at his eyes , we connected . our -- it was like our souls connected , and i 'll never forget it . jake : i understand . amanda : and if i ever see him again , it could be 10 , 20 , 50 years from now . if i ever looked into his eyes again , i know i 'd recognize him . so you and me , we could have , like , a million -- a million other kids , but they 're never going to replace my baby boy . [ scene_break ] marissa : come on , david . let 's go get some coffee . david : i was too late . i never even got a chance to see him . but if i got there earlier , maybe -- maybe i could 've done something . [ david sighs ] marissa : what happened ? david : ah . early labor , complications -- the cord prolapsed . he died in childbirth . marissa : amanda must be devastated . david : oh . no , she 'll be fine . jake will have her knocked up in no time . he knew , he knew . he knew she was having a hard pregnancy . she should 've been home resting . he killed my child . marissa : jake must be in pain , too . david : oh , are you kidding me ? i mean , this is all a game to him . he did n't lose a damn thing . marissa : that 's not fair . david : `` not fair `` ? that 's a joke , right ? `` not fair `` is seeing your infant daughter dead on an operating table . `` not fair `` is burying another daughter you hardly got to know , having one doctor tell you your wife is infertile , another one telling you that your son is dead . marissa : you need time to grieve , so do jake and amanda . that 's all i 'm saying . david : all right , you know , so what -- what is this ? what is this ? what , did -- did krystal tell you to come here to lecture me ? or is this some cry for attention ? marissa : ok , let 's not do this here . david : i mean , well , is this your plan ? i mean , you just keep showing up and acting all sympathetic and i 'm supposed to what ? huh , what -- what , like , bond with you ? i mean , come out of the darkness and into the light ? oh , `` forget all your other children , daddy . i 'm the only one you need . take me , daddy . love me . `` well , is that what this is , huh ? some pathetic attempt at trying to get me to care about you ? [ david slams glass on table ] [ david sighs ] marissa : yep . that 's exactly what this is . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i 'm just trying to understand what this is all about . adam : i wo n't explain it to you again now . j.r. : look , you have been under an incredible amount of stress . adam : hmm . j.r. : the company , the custody case , hayward poisoning you with those pills . then you lost uncle stuart . now , the drugs are out of your system , but that does n't mean that you 're not confused . and -- and it 's ok if you are , dad , because i 'll help you . i 'll get somebody for you to talk to . adam : i do n't need a shrink -- i do n't need a shrink . my head is clearer now than it has been in ages . j.r. : all right , then tell me why you 're going so far out on a limb for some woman that you barely know . i need you , dad . the company needs you . but all you really care about is this annie . adam : before i buried my brother , i made him a promise . i promised him that i would try to be more like him -- more understanding , more generous to those in need . i gave him my word , and i intend to keep it . and i 'm hoping annie will just be the first of many . j.r. : all right . well , then let 's just slow down and discuss this . adam : i 'm going to leave chandler enterprises in your and scott 's capable hands . i have much more important things to do . [ scene_break ] liza : hi . annie : who are you ? liza : it 's all right . annie , i 'm liza colby -- i 'm an attorney . i 've been hired to represent you . annie : oh , it -- i thought it was time to leave . they 're taking me back to jail today . liza : did n't another inmate stab you there ? annie : yep , but apparently the doctors think i 'm well enough to go back . liza : huh . well , first thing we do is get that changed . annie : you 're colby 's mom , right ? and apparently , you 're going to be somebody else 's mom soon , too . congratulations . when are you due ? liza : just a few weeks . annie : wow . i loved being pregnant . is n't it the most amazing feeling , having a little person growing inside you ? liza : hmm . so adam chandler hired me to represent you . annie : oh . he really does want to help me . liza : yes , well , he made a very passionate plea on your behalf , but i 'd like to hear your story from you . annie : whew . well , um -- let 's see . from the time we were kids , little kids , my brother richie made my life a living hell . when i was 7 years old , he killed my best friend with a baseball bat and made me think that i did it . liza : my god . annie : that 's just the beginning . my brother was a very sick , very dangerous , dangerous man . if i did n't stop him , nobody would , but i tried to help him first . [ annie sighs ] annie : when we were younger , i lied on a witness stand to have him convicted for a crime he did n't commit , but the da told me that he would be sent to a psychiatric institution . liza : but he was sent to prison instead ? annie : maximum security for seven years . so richie spent every single day there plotting his revenge against me , and when he got out , my nightmares started all over again . every day was torture , and it was n't going to end . and then finally , i really could n't take it anymore and -- and i killed him , in self - defense . liza : yes , but he attacked you . annie : well , i mean , there was never a time that richie was n't attacking me . i mean -- if i had n't fought back that night , i would be dead . liza : hmm , yeah , but it did n't stop there , and actually it got worse . why ? annie : well , the guilt that i had , carrying around for all those years , thinking that i had killed a child ? it -- it made me do horrible things . and it 's taken a lot of -- a lot of therapy and a lot of time to really understand that and really accept that but i do now , and now i 'm really better . i really am , but now that i 'm better , they want to ship me off to jail for the rest of my life . liza : well , you ran from the police -- never looks good . annie : i have made some very bad decisions . and i 've told some lies , and i 've even manipulated some people . but everything i did , i did for emma -- to keep her safe . i mean , you understand that , do n't you ? how far a mother will go to protect her child ? [ scene_break ] amanda : tell me again that my baby is in a great home , with people that will give him everything that he needs . jake : he is , he 's -- he 's going to be cherished and loved and -- and protected . amanda : we need to be super careful from now on . i mean , if we slip up even once , david will know we lied , and he 'll go after the baby . jake : david is never , ever going to know about this baby . ok ? [ scene_break ] david : at least you 're honest . that 's a step above everyone else in this town . marissa : i thought i could help you , we could help each other . david : huh . have n't you heard ? i 'm beyond repair . marissa : i refuse to believe that . i thought maybe if we spent some time together , you would be less sad , less lonely . david : here it is -- my long - lost daughter to the rescue . you should n't flatter yourself , marissa . you 're a stranger . marissa : i may be a stranger , but i understand you . i know that your pain is real because i feel it , too . david : how could you possibly understand me ? marissa : i miss babe . i know it sounds crazy , but it 's true . you know , at least you had some time with her -- i mean , some memories . i 'm mourning a woman , a twin sister i never even met . and i hate it because there 's nothing i can do . i ca n't bring her back , ca n't replace all the years we lost . david : and i guess that 's my fault , too , huh ? marissa : yeah , damn right it is . i was going along fine . i had school , work . then all of a sudden , i get sucked into playing david hayward 's daughter . david : all right , look , why do n't i just make this easy for you , ok ? and for me . and i 'll just -- i 'll just disappear . marissa : no , you 're wasted . either i drive or you call a cab . david : all right , marissa , give me the keys , come on . marissa : no , no . david : marissa , give me the keys . marissa : no ! krystal : hey , hey ! get your hands off my daughter ! marissa : amanda lost the baby . krystal : yeah , we know . tad : marissa , you ok ? marissa : yep . but david 's not . i was pretty harsh . i keep expecting to wake up and find out that this is all just a dream . i ca n't believe that those two people are my biological parents . [ scene_break ] david : whatever you have to say , i 've already heard it . krystal : i 'm sorry you lost the baby . i know how much you wanted another child . david : you 're sorry . hmm . krystal : i was right there with you . when i lost the baby that we were going to have , and we found out that we could n't have another , that 's when we started falling apart . and for this to be happening to you all over again -- david : oh , krystal , come on . you were so threatened by the baby i was having with amanda that you did n't even want me to know it was mine . krystal : that is not true . david : the only reason you got pregnant was so that i would forget the other child . come on . where was all that sympathy before , huh ? it 's easy now , right ? i mean , you got what you wished for . my baby 's dead . krystal : you -- you 're afraid to show your real feelings because it 's too painful , so you 're lashing out . and that is ok . but do n't lash out at marissa . she does n't know you well enough to understand that you do n't want to hurt her . listen , i know that this is your way of dealing with your grief . you want to yell . you want to scream . you want to curse the universe . well , do it . just do it with me . david : you 're the only one i can do that with that would understand . krystal , being here with you , right now -- i just think -- oh . i think i have to go home . krystal : i 'll give you a lift , all right ? david : ok . yeah . krystal : i -- i 'm going to give david a lift home , ok ? tad : well , is n't that just the way ? you ask a pretty woman out to get something to eat , and she leaves with a drunk guy . marissa : how are jake and amanda ? tad : they 're hanging in there . marissa : at least they have each other . tad : yeah . you know what ? now that the drama 's over , i think i 'm going to call home , check up on them , ok ? [ scene_break ] annie : my daughter is my world . everyone thinks i did what i did to hang on to ryan , but that 's not true . i did it to hang on to emma . i mean , you 're a mother . you can understand . when somebody threatens to take your child , you do things that -- you do things that you ca n't even imagine . liza : you know , you 're story is very , very compelling . but is it true ? i mean , you have manipulated a lot of people . how do i know that you 're not manipulating me now ? annie : you do n't . you have absolutely no reason to believe me , but i 'm telling you that i 'm sane . then again , i thought i was sane when i put on a wedding dress and stabbed erica kane . liza : you seem very comfortable talking about all of this . annie : well , i 'm kind of used to it . my sanity 's been a hot topic for quite some time now . `` is she ? is n't she ? `` [ annie sighs ] annie : you do n't know about dr. sinclair , do you ? liza : yes , your psychiatrist . annie : yeah , but first she was richie 's psychiatrist at his prison in chicago . she was treating him and then they fell in love . liza : well , that is a conflict of interest . annie : yeah , and when she found out that i killed my brother , she wanted revenge . so she got herself a job at oak haven specifically to take on my case . her main goal was to prove that i was faking my insanity so i 'd be sent away for murder forever . liza : your own doctor was working against you . annie : yeah . she put a hidden camera in my room . she interrogated me constantly , trying to trip me up . she showed me pictures of richie with a cracked skull to try to get me to confess . and finally she tried to kill me . liza : listen , annie , i am so very sorry about what happened to you . but thank you for sharing this with me . it 's going to go a long way in your defense . annie : so does this mean you 'll take my case ? liza : yeah , i think i can help you . annie : thank you . thank you , liza . thank you . liza : well , do n't thank me . thank adam . he 's the reason that i 'm here . annie : i will . and if there 's anything else you need to know -- liza : well , first thing we got to do is make sure that they keep you here . annie : ok . a question . your baby -- is it a boy or a girl ? liza : it 's a boy . i just found out a few days ago . hmm . thank you . ryan : hey . liza : hi . ryan : what were you doing in annie 's room ? liza : i 'm representing her . ryan : why ? liza : did you think i got my law degree just for the fun of it ? ryan : liza , did you know that she kidnapped my daughter , like , a couple times ? liza : emma is also annie 's daughter . ryan : adam . adam put you up to this . did n't he ? liza : no , no . actually nobody put me up to this . i 'm just -- i 'm very intrigued by this case . ryan : annie is sick , ok . she needs a psychiatric institution . liza : what , like oak haven , where her doctor tortured her ? ryan : annie can get the help that she needs , liza , she can . liza : i know . that 's what i 'm doing . that 's why i 'm here to represent her , because i 'm going to prove to everyone that she deserves a second chance . ryan : every chance the woman gets , she hurts my daughter . ok , every time . liza : well , we 're going to see just what the doctors have to say about that , because no mother should ever be kept from her child . ryan : you mean like colby did to you . i mean , that 's what this is really about , right ? the fact that colby chose her dad instead of you . now you want to make single dads pay , even if it means handing an innocent 7-year - old over to a crazy woman . liza : i 'm simply looking at the facts . they tell me that annie has a shot at being a free woman . you see , you are the one that is spinning this nightmare scenario about her little girl . excuse me . [ scene_break ] officer : mr. martin ? tad : huh ? officer : are you tad martin ? tad : yeah , that 's right . what 's wrong ? officer : there 's been an accident . krystal carey 's at the hospital . [ scene_break ] singer : come on , baby boy i ai n't got all night do n't keep me waiting because i want you by my side i want you by my side marissa : hey , did you hear about amanda ? j.r. : she had the baby ? marissa : no , she and jake were in barbados . amanda went into early labor , and the baby did n't make it . j.r. : she had a couple early scares . oh , man . marissa : sit . j.r. : have you talked to her ? is she ok ? that 's a dumb question . of course , she 's not ok . oh , god , i feel so bad for her . marissa : really ? j.r. : for a while there i thought that kid could have been mine . marissa : i just thought all the stuff amanda pulled -- i mean , you almost lost custody of little a because of her . j.r. : amanda may not be the most stable woman in the world , but nobody deserves to lose a child . besides , she was just a victim in all this , anyway -- a victim of your father . [ scene_break ] ryan : adam . adam : oh , no , no , not now . i do n't have time to discuss gossip about me and your ex - wife . ryan : i do n't give a damn what you 're doing or what you 're not doing with annie . you hired liza to be her lawyer . and if you think there 's a chance that she 's going to get emma back , you 're wrong . adam : oh , no , no , no . you 're wrong . if annie is exonerated in court , there 's nothing to keep her from getting her child back . ryan : you can spend all the money you want . you can collect evidence . you can get witnesses . everything you come at me with , i will shut down . you do n't stand a chance . [ phone rings ] adam : yeah , adam chandler . what ? why in the hell would she -- erica . [ scene_break ] liza : jesse . jesse : no time , liza . liza : well , make time . i 'm representing annie lavery . jesse : oh , first hayward . now annie lavery . you 're really racking up the a - list clients , huh ? liza : girl 's got to eat . jesse : and a chief 's got to work , so -- liza : so annie lavery is not to be removed from the hospital until she undergoes further treatment for her injuries . jesse : oh , really ? well , i have a court order to take her back to jail . judge 's orders . liza : well , my judge got your judge to change his mind . the paperwork is in the mail . jesse : ai n't you the slick one ? liza : do n't i need to be ? david : come on . tell this goon to take his hands off me ! boy , you were actually chasing the ambulance ? liza : so what happened to you ? officer : drove into a guardrail . breathalyzer had him over the legal limit . the lady who was with him is in the hospital . jesse : what lady ? david : krystal 's fine . i 'm the one who lost everything . you still have your baby . mine 's dead . [ scene_break ] marissa : look , david 's a wreck . losing that baby destroyed him . j.r. : if there 's an upside to this , that 's it . marissa : how can you be so cruel ? j.r. : hayward may be your father , but i 've known him a lot longer than you . i 've watched him destroy families , including mine . so call it justice or karma or whatever . that bastard deserves everything he gets . marissa : well , if you believe in karma , you should learn to cut people a break . you might need someone to go easy on you one day . [ j.r. sighs ] j.r. : you 're right . instead of slamming hayward , i should be focusing on jake and amanda -- seeing if there 's anything i can do to help . marissa : you 're the one who might need help . j.r. : me ? marissa : david lost his son . he 's going to be coming after yours again . [ scene_break ] adam : you had no right . erica : what ? what did i do ? adam : i just talked to liza . you 're the one that 's been pulling the strings to get annie back in jail . erica : oh , that . well , maybe you need to give annie a smarter lawyer . adam : you ca n't send her back to that hellhole . that 's where she got stabbed . erica : yeah , like me . like she stabbed me . that woman is deeply disturbed , adam . she should be behind bars for the rest of her life . and i 'm going to do everything i possibly can to make sure that she is . [ scene_break ] jesse : you got some pretty rough news . you wanted to drown your sorrows . that i get . but drunk driving , man , there 's no excuse . david : fine . i 'll take a cab home , ok ? jesse : put him in a cell until he sobers up . you need a lawyer ? [ david chuckles ] david : no , ms. colby already offered me her services once before . that did n't go exactly very well , now , did it ? liza : sleep it off , david . david : you would n't want me near you , anyway . i have been known for stealing babies . [ scene_break ] jake : i hope you know how much i love you . and do n't worry about your baby . i 've got it covered . [ scene_break ] tad : krystal , what 's up ? krystal : oh , just a bump on the head . i should n't even had the cop call you . tad : a bump on the head -- what happened ? krystal : david grabbed the car keys , and he pushed me away , and i just could n't let him drive off . tad : wait a minute . you let him drive ? honey , you could have been killed . krystal : tell me about it . he was driving like a maniac , weaving all over the place . thank god nobody was hurt when he plowed -- tad : honey ? krystal ?
annie tells liza that she did everything for emma . in barbados , amanda wants jake to tell her that her child is in a great home . jake promises amanda that he is going to be cherished , loved and protected . at the yacht club , marissa tells david she thought she could help him that maybe they could help each other . marissa takes david 's keys and wants to drive him home . david demands his keys , but marissa refuses to give them to him . david grabs marissa just as krystal walks in . krystal orders david to get his hands off marissa . marissa lets krystal know that amanda lost the baby . krystal offers her sympathy to david , but he refuses to accept it . tad walks in and finds krystal with david and marissa . liza tells annie that her story is very compelling , but annie has manipulated a lot of people . liza decides to take annie 's case . ryan walks into annie 's hospital room and wonders what liza is doing here . ryan finds out that liza has taken annie 's case . ryan tells liza all the things that annie did to him and emma . tad gets a visit from an officer informing him that krystal was in an accident . ryan confronts adam about his hiring liza to be annie 's lawyer . although krystal assures tad she only has a bump on the head , she faints into his arms .
[ phone rings ] annie : do you have to get that ? scott : ohh . nah . whoever it is , they can wait . this , on the other hand -- i 've been waiting forever for this . [ ring ] annie : are you sure you do n't have to answer ? you are the big boss now . scott : let j.r. handle this one , huh ? what ? annie : i love that he has to take orders from you now . [ ring ] annie : ohh ! seriously , barry , leave us alone ! scott : ok . [ sighs ] it 's j.r . [ ringing stops ] opal : bianca montgomery , as i live and breathe ! oh , you are a sight for sore eyes , my darling girl ! oh , i 'm so sorry . i am the one that pushed your mama to go to pigeon hollow . i 'm so sorry . bianca : it 's not like she could 've stayed away . mom loved palmer . opal : yes , i know . but , you know , it should 've been me dealing with palmer 's will . then none of this would 've happened . bianca : oh , stop . you had no control over palmer 's last wishes . opal : well , i feel like i do n't have much control over anything anymore . i 'm just at my wit 's end . bianca : i was wondering , you must know people from pigeon hollow , right , through palmer ? opal : yeah . bianca : the more people searching who are familiar with the area -- opal : oh , honey , do n't worry . i am on it . that is under control . i just promise you that i am going to find your mama , and we will bring her home . and once we do , we are gon na lay a smackdown on that doctor and mrs. david hayward . david : so what do you think ? red ? white ? hmm . surprise , surprise -- there 's even champagne . greenlee : perfect . then maybe we could order erica 's head on a platter and invite bianca to come while we carve it up . [ music plays ] greenlee : i 'm sorry . i do n't have time for this . woman : mrs. hayward , any word on erica kane 's plane crash ? david : excuse me . we 're trying to have dinner here . greenlee : it 's ok . if you 're looking for information on erica , i would suggest contacting the pine valley police department . they 're working on the investigation . reporter : what will happen to fusion if she does n't resurface ? greenlee : it will be difficult for the company for many reasons . but we have survived all kinds of crises , and i have no doubt we will survive this . reporter : are you prepared -- david : ok , you know , now i have to ask you to leave . singer : no , do n't let go hold on , baby love is coming david : ca n't order that wine fast enough . greenlee : you know , forget the wine . i ca n't do this . i have to get back to work . krystal : hey , hey , where are you going ? jack : i have to find her , krystal . i ca n't give up . krystal : i 'm not suggesting that you give up , but heading out of here in pitch - blackness ? come on , jackson . what if something happened to you ? jack : that 's a chance i have to take . caleb : open your eyes . temperature 's dropping . we got to get back to the cabin . erica : not yet . my -- my ankle . please . caleb : hey , hey , come on . focus . you think i want to be doing this ? erica : no . i think you 'd just as soon i die so you can be alone again . caleb : oh , right . is that what you think ? you think i 'm incapable of caring , hmm ? you think i do n't know ? erica : know what ? caleb : about loss . krystal : come back inside , get some rest . you 'll have more energy to search in the morning . jack : `` morning ? `` krystal , morning could be too late . [ krystal sighs ] jack : i already feel bad enough that i let this happen . i mean , why did n't i see this coming ? erica , greenlee -- two forces of nature obviously on a collision course . it was only a matter of time . krystal : jackson , you did the only thing you could . you tried to love them both . jack : now what am i gon na do ? because if erica is dead , then greenlee will be just as dead to me . greenlee : can i come in ? opal : well . i 'm kind of surprised that you would have the nerve to show up here . it 's all over town about you and dr. doom -- greenlee : being responsible for what happened to erica . yes , i 've heard the rumors . i did n't come here to defend myself . i came here because i need your help . opal : what could you want from me ? greenlee : information . anything you can tell me about erica 's trip that we may not already know . opal : well , all i 've got is the same dirt as everybody else . oh , unless you 're thinking that maybe i would 've gotten some messages from the great beyond , psychically speaking ? is that it ? greenlee : have you ? opal : do you think that i would be standing here with you right now if i had ? anyway , since i lost palmer , i am no longer messing with other dimensions . it 's just too painful . greenlee : oh , god . you do n't think erica 's with palmer ? opal : i will not even allow myself to think that , no . but if she is , be prepared to be haunted for the rest of your life . erica : it should n't be this cold in june . caleb : oh , you 're complaining again . that 's a good sign . erica : what 'd you lose , caleb ? caleb : my house . hmm . erica : that 's not what you meant . was it a woman ? a family ? the owner of the locket i found ? caleb : you want a campfire story ? i 'll tell you a real scary one . erica : no , i do n't want a story . i want the truth . because , caleb , you out here -- something just does n't add up . that locket and the look in your eyes when i told you about my children and how much i love them -- i saw some recognition in there , in you . caleb : you have no idea what you saw . erica : why are you up here , all cut off from the rest of the world ? what happened to you , caleb ? look , you know i 'm not gon na stop asking . and you want me to stay awake , right ? so you keep talking . caleb : all right . once upon a time -- maybe -- there was a man , and maybe there was a woman , and maybe together they had what everybody ever dreamt about . and then maybe one day they lost it . it all just went away . the end . scott : so i was thinking we should move your things into my room , hmm ? annie : but then where are you gon na -- oh . oh , really ? scott : unless you 're not ready ? annie : no , i -- i am . i am ready . you do n't know how happy that makes me . scott : ditto . just be prepared -- i hog the covers . [ annie giggles ] annie : thank you , scott , for tonight . it was really , really special . scott : that was just a warm - up . bye . annie : bye . annie : waiting up for me ? j.r. : i was working . annie : oh . i thought maybe you were in here thinking about how sleeping with me would `` get me out of your system . `` j.r. : you ca n't actually believe that i was serious about that . annie : i do n't put anything past you . but i found a better way . j.r. : a better way of what ? annie : a better way of getting these thoughts out of my head . j.r. : thoughts of me ? annie : whatever it is , it 's gone . at least for me , it is . j.r. : oh . so you had an exorcism ? annie : i guess you could call it that . but scott would probably call it the best night of his life . annie : yeah , the whole `` getting you out of my system `` thing ? completely unnecessary . one night with your cousin and , boom , you 're out . j.r. : just like that ? annie : just like that . j.r. : mm - hmm . that 's good . that 's great . that makes it a whole lot easier on everyone else . annie : mm - hmm . now , if only you could do the same with marissa . j.r. : huh . you have no idea what 's going on with my marriage . annie : i know she 's not sleeping in your room . and i know you 're still looking at me like you -- j.r. : you 're overselling it , annie . it 's like you 're trying to convince yourself that scott 's the answer . annie : he is . i have no doubts . j.r. : you might want to tell your face that . annie : why ca n't you just let me be happy ? j.r. : because you do n't let -- scott : is there a problem ? annie : no . just j.r. getting in my face again . scott : like it or not , j.r -- j.r. : it 's `` not . `` scott : annie 's here for good . so either find a way to live with it -- j.r. : or get out ? as much as you two would love that , i 'm staying put with my wife and my son . scott : so how do you propose we deal with this ? j.r. : well , after everything that 's gone down , we 're still family , right ? now that my father 's gone , it 's pretty clear that we need each other more than ever . greenlee : i still ca n't believe this is happening . opal : you know what they say : karma is a you - know - what . it comes back to bite you every time . greenlee : i did not do this to erica . opal : oh , no ? you look mighty concerned for a gal who had no part . greenlee : because everyone and their mother is blaming me . opal : maybe that is because you 're guilty as sin . greenlee : what happened to nice opal ? remember her ? the one who power - walks in the park ? the one who told me not so long ago that she was proud of the way i was handling myself ? opal : yeah , well , that was before you set my erica up and did lord knows what to her airplane . greenlee : for the last time -- opal : oh , stop it ! just save it , ok ? i know that you 've been having a tough time . i know that it ca n't be easy to come back from the dead , but that does not give you the right . these are people 's lives we 're talking about here . greenlee : well , do n't you think i know that ? opal : just because your life got turned upside down does n't give you the right to torch erica 's ! now , you may not have shot down her airplane personally , but i got a pretty good hunch that you set those wheels in motion . and if i were you , i 'd stop by a church on my way home . greenlee : i 've already sent up my prayers , believe me . opal : yeah , well , for your sake and for erica 's , i just hope to heaven there 's somebody up there listening . david : all right , great . bianca . hi . it 's great to see you . listen , um , i just want you to know if anything 's happened to your mother -- bianca : you 'll never forgive yourself ? david : i 'll never get over it . because i care about her -- you know that -- just like i care about you . bianca , you were like a daughter to me . bianca : that was a long time ago . david : but my feelings have n't changed for you or for erica . i would never wish either of you harm . bianca : fine . i 'll give you that . you do n't want my mother dead . david : thank you . bianca : but you 're still hiding something , david . i can see it , feel it . if you honestly care about me , you 'll tell me what it is . what happened to my mother 's plane ? david : i said everything there is to say . bianca : are you kidding me ? you have n't said anything . do n't forget i know you well . you lie as easily as most people breathe . david : i would never lie about my feelings for your mother . bianca : no . no , you 'd only lie to me about my own daughter . david : that was complicated . bianca : what is n't ? huh . you think i 'm an easy mark ? you win me over , you 'll win over the whole town ? not happening , david . you and greenlee are on your own . david : did n't you come here to get something to eat ? bianca : suddenly i 'm not so hungry . jack : if we 're gon na stay , let me get this fire back up . krystal : all right . and as soon as day breaks , we 'll get moving . deal ? jack : deal . you drive a very hard bargain . krystal : yeah . hmm . probably why i 'm still single . jack : no , you 're still single because tad martin is a fool . krystal : no . no , no , no , no . you know , i -- i 'm not even sure i want tad . i mean , really , i think it was just proximity . hmm . i must 've been crazy to try to rekindle something with my ex anyway . i mean , that 's just -- blah . it 's like going back to a dry well . hmm . red flags all over the place . i am sorry . i -- look , i did n't mean -- i was talking about tad and me . no , jackson , you and erica are a completely different situation . you two are on the path to happily ever after , no matter how long it 's gon na take you to get there . jack : you really think so ? krystal : yeah . i really do . erica : so is that really what happened ? you were in love , and you lost her ? and so you banished yourself up here to this forest ? you live up here in some sort of self - imposed punishment ? caleb : is that what i said ? i do n't remember saying any of that . you know , maybe i 'm just saying stuff just to keep you from falling asleep . erica : i do n't believe that . caleb : well , i 'm sure you do n't . erica : what i do believe is that keeping secrets in is never a good idea . caleb : yeah , well , it depends on the secrets . there 's a big difference between secrets and having respect for somebody 's privacy . erica : during one of my divorces -- caleb : number 22 . erica : no , number 6 -- [ caleb chuckles ] erica : i was fighting for custody of my little girl bianca , and i had a secret . i had a terrible secret . and if it had come out -- well , i lied . and i asked the man i loved to lie right along with me . caleb : the lawyer ? erica : jack . caleb : so what happened ? erica : he could n't do it . jack had a lot of integrity . he still does . i mean , i did n't see it that way at the time . oh , god , i was -- i mean , i was so angry at him . caleb : did you lose custody of your kid ? erica : yes , i did . and i lost the man i love . so what i 'm saying is that i understand how you feel , caleb . i understand what it feels like to lose someone you love and to believe that it 's all through your own fault . caleb : you know what i think ? i think you ought to take a breather . you 're wearing yourself out . you 're wearing me out . erica : ok , i 'll stop talking on one condition -- that you start . caleb : i 've got no more to say . erica : ok . then i guess i 'll just have to tell you all about my cosmetics company . caleb : on second thought -- erica : caleb , you gave me just a tiny glimpse into your life , and then you -- you shut down . i want to hear more . caleb : there 's no more to tell . erica : tell me about that locket . did it belong to this woman ? was she beautiful ? was she as stubborn as you are ? did she break your heart or did you break hers ? caleb : you -- you really do n't know when to quit , do you ? erica : you loved her . i can see that from a mile . a man gets that look in his eyes . caleb : you know what ? you talk too much . annie : what is this , j.r. , some kind of trick ? j.r. : no trick . we 're all family , right ? scott : that 's the idea . annie : last time i trusted you , it cost me my marriage . j.r. : but you moved right along , did n't you ? scott : oh , no , no , no , no . do n't talk to her like that . j.r. : i 'm just stating a fact . annie 's in the picture . scott : yeah , she is . and just so you know , she 's going to be moving into my room . marissa : she is ? j.r. : of course she is . scott : so that means you need to start treating her with some respect . so this truce , is it for real ? j.r. : it 's for real , for the sake of this family and for the sake of the company . scott : good . good . because we 're all chandlers , right ? erica : why did you save me ? caleb : because you were there . erica : i do n't think you want to live up here all by yourself anymore for the rest of your life . i still do n't know why you were running . caleb : who 's running ? erica : you were running from something -- life , love , all the things that real living entails . you could have that all again , you know . caleb : have what ? erica : the things i 've been talking about -- joy , love , hope . caleb : who are you ? erica : i 'm erica kane . caleb : we 're gon na freeze if we stay out here . jack : krystal ? krystal : hmm ? jack : this bracelet -- this is erica 's bracelet . i know . i bought it for her . that means she was here . she was here in this cabin . krystal : well , that means she 's close by . jack : all right , look , i know you think it 's stupid -- krystal : no , no , no , i do n't care how dark it is . let 's go . let 's -- [ phone rings ] bianca : bonjour . hanging in there . how are you guys ? oh , yeah , of course . put her on . hi , miranda ! are you having fun with mommy reese ? oh , sweetie , i know . i 'm worried , too . but that 's why i 'm here , remember ? to help find her and bring her home . she 's gon na be ok . that 's right -- because she 's a kane woman , just like us . i love you , miranda . and give your little sister a kiss for me , ok ? one for reese , too . i 'll talk to you later . bye . bianca : hi . this is bianca montgomery . i 'm erica kane 's daughter . thank you . um , listen , i 'm trying to start -- raise some money for a rescue fund , and i was hoping your company could help . all donations will be matched by fusion cosmetics . greenlee : ahem . bianca : uh , yeah . can i call you right back ? thanks . greenlee : you ca n't do that . you do n't even work here . bianca : i swear to god -- greenlee : i 'm the ceo . let me . please , bianca . i want to help . caleb : ohh . i 'm gon na put you down and i 'm gon na go get some more firewood . all right ? here we go , kid . right here . erica : ok . caleb : all right ? erica : someone 's been here . ohh . erica : hey , caleb , someone 's been here ! hey -- jack ? jack : erica . erica : jack ! jack ! jack : ohh ! marissa : that peace offering to scott seemed kind of out of the blue , huh ? j.r. : not really . i just want things to calm down around here . marissa : yeah , this whole situation is just so strange . i do n't even know how else to describe it . j.r. : well , `` strange `` is a pretty good description , actually . i have an idea . it might help to make things a little more normal around here . marissa : normal 's good . j.r. : move back into our bed . i miss you . i miss my wife . marissa : i want to forgive you , j.r . i do . and i think that i will . i 'm sorry . i 'm just not ready . greenlee : whatever you need , fusion 's resources are at your disposal . my resources are at your disposal . whatever i can do . bianca : no , thanks . greenlee : this is n't the time to be proud , bianca . erica needs your help . does it really matter where it 's coming from ? you 're angry with me . i understand that , but do n't let it get in the way . you 're going down there to help , right ? bianca : i crossed off the ones i already called . greenlee : i 'll pick up where you left off . hey . david : `` hey `` yourself . greenlee : we 're calling everyone we can think of , rounding up as much money and as many people as we can in the search for erica . david : great . what can i do ? bianca : we 're ok . david : bianca , i 'd like to help . bianca : no . greenlee : you know , having david is not such a bad idea . erica might need a doctor . bianca : i heard you lost your medical license . david : that does n't mean i lost my skills . say what you like about me as a person , but no one can argue i 'm an excellent physician . ask your sister . bianca : oh , even if you were to come , is n't it illegal for you to treat patients . greenlee : i do n't think erica will mind . do you ? jack : i ca n't believe it . i ca n't believe it . i was so afraid i was never gon na see this gorgeous face again . erica : oh , gorgeous , jack ? i have n't even showered in days . jack : oh , no , you have never looked better to me . erica : i was scared , too . i was -- i was so scared . but i knew . i knew you 'd find me . jack : you bet . and you 're here and you 're all right . you 're all right . ohh . oh , but your leg . honey , are you in pain ? erica : not anymore . thank you . krystal : ahh . god . caleb : who the hell are you ? krystal : ohh ! oh , you scared me . hi . i 'm krystal , krystal carey . caleb : what are you doing on my property ? krystal : i 'm a friend of erica 's from -- from back home . were you the one who found her ? well , you 're gon na have a lot of grateful people on your hands . she 's a very , very popular woman . what 's your name ? caleb : hmm . krystal : i would n't do that if i were you . bianca : she 's really ok ? jack : i do n't suppose you 'd like to talk to her , would you ? bianca : yes , please ! erica : hi , sweetheart . bianca : hi , mom . you have no idea how good it is to hear your voice . how are you ? erica : i 'm fine , honey . and you did n't have to fly all the way to pine valley . bianca : yes , i did . and i ca n't wait to hug you the minute you get home . erica : me , too . bianca : i love you , mom . i love you so much . i 'll see you soon . erica : i love you , too , so much , sweetheart . bye . bianca : she 's alive ! my mom 's alive ! david : bianca , that is wonderful news . greenlee : i knew she 'd pull through . i just knew it . bianca : do n't . greenlee : bianca ? bianca : let me make something really clear . my mom 's coming home and i 'm beyond grateful , but that does n't mean i 've forgotten . you both had something to do with this . what , i have n't figured out , but i will . jack : all right , the rangers are on their way . erica : oh , thank goodness . jack : what happened ? are you up for talking about it ? erica : yeah . after -- after i met with doc waller , i called opal . and , jack , she told me that something had happened at fusion . jack , i did n't do it . i would never steal money from the miranda center . jack : of course you did n't . i know that , believe me . we 'll get that all straightened out when we get back home , believe me . erica : and i was really desperate to get back to pine valley , so -- well , right after we took off , the pilot -- the pilot announced that we had engine trouble . and he said that i should brace for impact . jack : oh , my god . erica : and the next thing i knew , i was being carried out of the wreckage . jack : wait a minute . `` carried out `` ? by who ? erica : yeah , by that man . he lives up here in the mountains and he saved my life , jack . krystal : so what happened out there ? was erica bad off when you found her ? caleb : her plane took a nosedive from 35,000 feet into the ground . what do you think ? krystal : so , uh , so you saved her ? you kept her safe all this time ? caleb : just get her home and be gone by the time i get back . marissa : i just think that it 's important for us to take things slow , you know , wait until we 're all a little more comfortable . j.r. : do you have any idea when that might be ? marissa : yeah , i do -- when i 'm positive that you really mean it . i 'll move back into your bed when you want me there , not when you want to want me there . j.r. : uh - oh , incoming ! grr ! [ j.r. laughs , then kisses a.j . ] ahh . a.j . : kiss mommy now . j.r. : huh . marissa : i think it 's past your bedtime now , buster . j.r. : yeah . good night , buddy . a.j . : good night . marissa : come on . let 's go . good night , j.r . j.r. : good night . should n't you be upstairs christening your new bedroom ? annie : scott 's working on the nanotech project . i guess i should go keep the bed warm . j.r. : yeah , you do that . annie : j.r. , what you said before about us all working together and getting along ? i hope you meant it . j.r. : why would n't i ? annie : i know things got a little weird . j.r. : yeah , well , it 's done now . everything 's set . annie : thank you . j.r. : good night , annie . annie : good night . bianca : my mother did not skim money from the miranda center . it 's named after my daughter , for god 's sake . david : yeah , i was -- i was shocked about that , too . i -- i just thought maybe it had something to do with desperate times . bianca : when 's the last time you saw erica kane desperate ? the focus right now is on mom being ok . but once she 's home safe , we 're going to find out who did this . krystal : i hate to break up the happy reunion , but -- jack : no , we need to get out of here . we need to get you to a hospital , have that leg looked at , and then we need to get you home . erica : `` home '' -oh , that sounds so good . krystal : yeah . so who is the grizzly mountain man out there ? he seems a little scary . erica : oh , he 's not so scary . he -- just a little rough around the edges is all . krystal : `` a little `` ? erica : no , he saved my life . i actually have to write him a check for destroying his house . jack : you do n't have to worry about that . i 'll take care of that when we get back , ok ? erica : well , at least i need to see him to say thank you . i mean , i just do n't want to leave without saying good - bye . jack : sure . krystal : oh , um , he left . erica : oh . then there 's nothing stopping us . jack : well , let 's get you home , then . let 's get out of here . erica : ok . oh , palmer 's box . there -- it 's under there . krystal : oh , this ? erica : yes . krystal : ok . erica : ok . so -- jack : all set ? erica : let 's get out of here . jack : ready ? erica : yes . let 's go home .
j.r. remembers his talk with annie in which he proposed making love again to get her out of his system . marissa interrupts him and asks about scott and annie . scott and annie are in bed , kissing . scott receives a phone call from j.r. which he ignores . bianca visits opal to ask her about erica . at krystal 's , a reporter questions greenlee about erica 's disappearance and the influence it will have on fusion . jack wants to continue looking for erica in the dark , but krystal talks him out of it . caleb stands by erica . when greenlee asks for her help , opal refuses . scott asks annie to move into his bedroom at the chandler mansion . annie joins j.r. in the living room and tells him that since she slept with scott , j.r. is out of annie 's life for good . bianca comes face to face with david and demands answers as to where erica is . david refuses to tell her anything .
erica : ben , i know you feel horribly guilty about this , but it was just an accident . ben : her little girl is dead , because of me . erica : jane should n't blame you for that . ben : jane does n't blame me for her daughter 's death . she blames herself . [ scene_break ] david : maybe it would help if you told me about her , about lydia . jane : no , no , no . no , i do n't want to talk about it . i do n't even want to think about it . that was the whole point : erica kane would never have to . david : you ca n't run away from the loss . believe me , i 've tried . jane : watch me . [ scene_break ] bianca : i really appreciate you helping me out with this . i 'm usually on top of everything miranda center , but with building the new clinic and -- how are you doing ? i was really sorry to hear about madison and the baby . scott : oh . thank you . i 'm hanging in there . just trying to keep myself busy . i 've been focused on rebuilding the gatehouse . bianca : yeah , marissa told me about that tree falling . scott : hits keep on coming , do n't they ? bianca : at least j.r. is bending over backwards to help you out . what ? scott : talking about j.r. , my cousin ? i might get a wave when he drives by , but that is about it . bianca : i think he 's trying -- at least when it comes to marissa . scott : that 's great . ahem . but i guarantee you if marissa lets j.r. back into her life , he 's only gon na hurt her again . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you deserve to be happy , you deserve to have fun , and i want to be the one to give you that because i love you . i never stopped . i want you right now . [ scene_break ] tad : well . if it is n't agent trouble . agent trumbull : trumbull . tad : i know . to what do i owe the pleasure ? agent trumbull : i need to talk to your wife . tad : i 'm sorry . cara got called into the hospital on an emergency . agent trumbull : she 's at the hospital ? tad : mm - hmm . agent trumbull : so she 's not here with her new husband , because she 's off with the old one ? [ scene_break ] jake : are you crazy ? i would never tell amanda what happened between us . it would devastate her . amanda : oh , my god . opal : oh , i 'm glad i caught up with you . i just spoke to janine . amanda : is trevor ok ? opal : yeah , he 's just peachy fine . janine sounds like death warmed over . she said she 'd been trying to reach you but kept going to voice mail . amanda : look , i hate to ask you this . opal : do n't worry about it . i 'm there . no problem . amanda : thank you . i really need to talk to jake . this ca n't wait . opal : yeah , i can see that . i just caught a glimpse of them , jake and cara head to head like that , and i do n't like it any more than you do . so you go on , you fix it -- not just for yourself , but for tad , too . [ scene_break ] tad : cara is n't necessarily with her old husband . she 's at the hospital , because she works there . and if my brother jake is with her , it 's because it usually goes with the territory when you 're chief of staff . agent trumbull : um , how is that married life working for you ? tad : `` that married life `` is great . agent trumbull : is mrs. martin saying the same thing ? tad : i certainly hope so . i mean , man , she 's gorgeous , is n't she ? those eyes and smile just lights up my world . huh . and that does n't even begin to scratch the surface , but i 'm sure you just would n't understand . agent trumbull : enlighten me . tad : i have n't known her long , but i 'm sure of one thing . cara lives to do one thing : to help people . it 's who she is . she ca n't help it . heart and soul , right down to the ground . no , she 's at that hospital , because it 's where she belongs . it 's what she was put on this earth to do , and she 's a brilliant doctor . agent trumbull : so i hear . tad : yesterday i let my mother color my hair . agent trumbull : looks nice . tad : you did n't see the first go - around -- a color not found in nature . looked like an elf . agent trumbull : your point ? tad : my point is there 's no way i could possibly express to you what my wife means to me . there 's nothing i would n't do for her -- walk on fire , chew glass . even look like an old fool just to make her feel a little more comfortable about the age difference , because the world is full of people like you just trying to figure out the deal . but then again , maybe i 'm wrong . because , after all , you were at the wedding . you heard my vows . i 'm sure you can figure out how i feel about my wife . [ scene_break ] david 's voice : kate is alive , and you have no idea where she is . dixie 's voice : david , i played a part in what happened . david : do n't do this . you 're a victim here . dixie : you do n't know that . david : all right . fine . tell me . tell me what you could possibly have done to deserve this kind of hell . [ scene_break ] jane : why ca n't you let it go ? david : like you have ? jane : yes . my old life , gone . that 's why i became erica kane : so i could feel good about myself . so i could bask in the spotlight and sign autographs and have an exciting life and the love of a good man . i do n't want to go back . i ca n't go back . i ca n't go back to being that grieving mother . david : so this is your answer ? jane : you know my secret , and i will do what you ask , but let me be very clear . no more talk about my former life , ever . i 'll be in touch . [ scene_break ] erica : you 're a very impressive man , ben . ben : because i cost a little girl her life ? erica : because you 're giving up yours for someone else . no one would chose to live like this . ben : yeah . but then jane did n't choose for my car to run into hers . erica : ben , you know you could go to prison . have you thought about that ? i can help you , i will help you , if you help me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : marissa ? marissa : i 'm sorry . do n't you think this is a little bit too soon ? j.r. : obviously not , or i would n't have put it out there . oh , my god , you 're seriously surprised . marissa : i 'm just not ready . i 'm sorry . j.r. : i guess i misread the signs . marissa : `` the signs `` ? j.r. : yeah . i thought that you were enjoying this . i do n't mean to give myself a pat on the back , but i 've gone to great lengths to impress you and make sure you 're happy . marissa : i am happy -- i mean , i think i 'm happy . j.r. : then what ? do you want me to tell you again ? i love you so much . i do n't know how you could doubt that . marissa : i do n't doubt that . j.r. : then what ? what is it gon na take for you to realize that you , me , and a.j . -- we need to be a family ? marissa : i do n't know . j.r. : you do n't know ? you do n't know how i feel , or you do n't know what i 'll do , or -- marissa : i -- all of it . i just -- i 'm a little confused right now . j.r. : you 're confused ? are you sure ? or are you hung up on someone else ? [ scene_break ] scott : come on . you ca n't tell me that you 're rooting for j.r. , not after what he did to her . bianca : no , i 'm rooting for marissa . j.r. was her first real love , and i do n't think that , deep down , that really ever went away . if there is a chance that that family can come back together , then -- i do n't know -- maybe she should go for it . it would certainly solve a lot of problems . scott : what problems ? bianca : no , i -- i just think marissa deserves the world . and if , for whatever reason , j.r. can give it to her , then i hope she goes for it . [ scene_break ] marissa : why are you so angry ? j.r. : why do n't you admit that you have the hots for my cousin ? marissa : scott ? j.r. : come on . do n't act all shocked . it 's not like you had n't gone there before . marissa : i ca n't believe this is happening right now . j.r. : you like scott because he 's sweet and safe . he 'd never hurt you like i would , right ? marissa : j.r. -- j.r. : no , sometimes in life , you have to take a risk , and what we have right now is one of them . i went on a line to tell you that i 'm crazy about you ! was i afraid that i was gon na be rejected ? yeah ! but i did n't give a damn , because i knew at the end of the day that i took a shot ! so you 're willing to throw all that away , because you 're scared ? marissa : no , no . you 're twisting this around . again , you 're making it all on me , but let 's not forget , j.r. , you 're the one who tanked our marriage . you ! j.r. : i know . i know . you ca n't hold that over my head forever . marissa : i 'm not , but i 'm just trying to be smart for myself and for our son . j.r. : yeah , our son , who wants us to be together . marissa : being together was never our issue . j.r. : ok . so that 's it ? you 're not even gon na try ? marissa : did i say that ? j.r. : then what are you saying ? ! i 'm sorry . marissa : no , no , that 's ok , because that was a much - needed reality check . you 're not angry because of how i feel or how i do n't feel . you 're angry , because you 're not in control , and you hate that . j.r. : that 's not true . marissa : yes , it is true . just deal with it , j.r. ! i 'm calling the shots , and this is too much too soon . it 's too soon . j.r. : marissa ? [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] jane : oh . jack : hello , beautiful . jane : hi . jack : what 's wrong ? jane : nothing 's wrong . jack : ok . look , i know i 've said this dozens of times , and it 's fallen on deaf ears , but maybe if we talked about this , it might help . [ knock on door ] jane : oh . i 'll get it . man : i 'm sorry i 'm late . crosstown traffic was unbelievable . jack : and you are ? jane : roger farish , `` faces magazine . `` i just completely forgot that we set this up , but please come in . jack : do you think this is the best time ? jane : oh , of course , i do . do n't be silly . roger : so may i shoot some photos while i record the interview ? jane : oh , yes . multitasking -- i love that . ok , let 's just start on the couch ? ok . just a second . roger : so is the wedding still on hold -- right there -- or just -- jane : to tell you the truth , we 've just been so busy . we have n't had a chance to talk about it , but i 'll tell you what . when i am standing at that altar , and i am looking into jack 's eyes , it 's gon na be that much sweeter because of everything we 've had to overcome to get there . roger : that 's beautiful . jane : so is our love story . [ scene_break ] frankie : no visible signs of head trauma , but we have n't had a chance to scan him yet . cara : let 's check it out . jake : let 's do it . hi , honey . amanda : hey , do you have a second ? i need to talk to you . jake : we have an emergency . amanda : right . of course , you do . good thing you 've got cara there to help you out . jake : listen , i know that we need to talk about everything , ok , and we will . i 'm not trying to blow you off . amanda : right . you go take care of your patient . jake : we 're gon na talk about this , ok ? i 'm gon na call you when i 'm done . all righty ? amanda : go . [ scene_break ] jack : was there a square inch of this place that he did n't photograph you ? jane : that was so much fun . that was the perfect escape . jack : escape from what ? jane : oh , please , let 's just not go there again . jack : i would probably say yes to that request if i had any idea where the hell `` there `` was . erica , is this because your kidnappers have n't been found ? are you afraid they might resurface ? jane : i 'm just afraid that this nightmare will never end , because no one will let me forget it . you know what ? i 've got to go . jack : ok . [ scene_break ] cara : nice work , dr. martin . jake : very nice work , dr. martin . cara : ok . jake : do n't get your knickers in a bunch , ok ? you just got back to work . we 're gon na get you a locker . frankie : guys , there 's a problem . cara : what 's wrong ? frankie : some blood work and cultures came back from the spinal tap . it does n't look good . jake : meaning what ? frankie : we have to rule out meningitis , sars , and the flu . cara : awesome . frankie : until we confirm diagnosis and treatment , you guys need to stay in here . jake : wait . you 're putting us in isolation ? frankie : i 'll get you out as quick as i can . [ scene_break ] amanda : can i have a white wine , please ? actually , scratch that . dirty martini , olives . david : martini , huh ? maybe you 'd like some company . amanda : would it matter if i said no ? david : i 'll have a vodka on the rocks , please . [ scene_break ] cara : so , sars ? hmm . it 's not really my thing , you know ? jake : not my thing either . are you kidding ? i 'm a little worried , though , if it 's meningitis . cara : no . can you imagine if griff were here , what he would do ? he 'd be storming the hallways demanding immediate attention for his sick sister . jake : thank god you 're not sick anymore . cara : he kind of forgets that . some people do . jake : i do n't forget anything -- about you or us . cara : so do you think that we 're gon na be ok ? jake : you know how these things go . if it 's meningitis , it 's bacterial , and as long as we get it early enough , then we 'll be fine -- and this is plenty early . cara : i was n't talking about our health . i was talking about us and tad and amanda , and i just do n't want what happened to mess everything up . jake : it wo n't , as long as we do n't let it . cara : right . jake : should we call them or something and tell them what 's up ? cara : yeah . jake : all right . [ phone rings ] amanda : hello ? jake : hey . it 's me . how are you ? i just wanted to tell you that -- ahem -- that emergency that i told you about turns out -- um , it 's potentially an infectious disease down here at the hospital , so i 'll let you know when i know what 's what . ok ? amanda : is it dangerous ? jake : these things -- once they have a diagnosis , i 'll know if i need treatment . and i 'll keep you posted , then i can get out of here . amanda : do n't you mean `` we `` ? jake : hmm ? amanda : was n't cara exposed , too ? jake : yeah . amanda : so you 're stuck there , just the two of you ? jake : yeah . honey -- amanda : all right . tell cara i said hi , ok ? bye . [ scene_break ] kathy : where 's my bank , daddy ? tad : why ? you gon na buy out the candy store again ? kathy : no . i found a penny . tad : ah . cool . ok . come here . err . you know what to do : make a wish . kathy : wishes are for babies . tad : who told you that ? it 's not true . wishes are important . they 're a big part of life . i mean , they may not come true the minute you make them , but you got to believe your old man . every penny , every birthday candle , ladybug , wishbone , star is there for when you put that dream out there . and everybody needs a little bit of that no matter how old you get . know what i mean , jean ? ok . you got it ? your wish . [ scene_break ] tad 's voice : hope does n't have to die . in fact , it never dies . it 's always there , right between love and forgiveness . the trick is you only know that if you have faith , and somehow i got there . it 's like i just woke up , and i was me again , no more lost cause . i even wished on the christmas star . dixie : i did , too . tad : it helped us find each other . it 'll help us find kate , too . she 's ok for now . she 's being taken care of , but she 's waiting for us to find her , and when we do , you 're gon na bring her home . it 's gon na happen . i know it . [ scene_break ] cara : i promise i will be fine , and i will call you as soon as i know more . tad : all right , but no more fooling around with infectious diseases , ok ? cara : ha ha . i 'll be fine . do n't worry . tad : i 'll talk to you soon . cara : bye - bye . thanks . jake : [ imitates spray bottle ] so how 'd that go ? cara : how 's amanda ? jake : huh ? cara : amanda . jake : you heard how my end went . cara : she 's upset because i lied , right ? jake : i 'm -- i 'm an idiot . cara : no , you were trying to keep her from being hurt , jake . jake : but look how i can do one little thing , and i can have the potential of losing my wife and my son forever , who i would throw myself in front of a train for . so i was thinking maybe -- maybe i should just tell her . cara : ok . jake : i know i said that i was n't gon na do that and that it would devastate her , but i think that it would be healthy if we just got it out in the open , and i think that we could handle it . cara : you think she 'll believe you ? jake : i mean , it 's the truth . she has to , right ? [ scene_break ] david : all right . that 's great . thank you . good news . they 've ruled out sars . now they 're just waiting to find out if it 's flu or meningitis , but either way , everything 's gon na be fine . amanda : who was that on the phone ? i thought everybody at the hospital hated your guts . david : i still have a few enamored nurses on staff . i 'd tell you who they were , but you 'd ask jake to fire them . amanda : right . like jake would listen to me . maybe if you 'd tell cara . david : oh , ok . now i get it . that 's what this is about , is n't it ? you 're not worried that your hubby might be at death 's door , it 's just that he might be knocking on it with cara castillo , right ? amanda : to you , david . you really know how to comfort a girl . good thing you 're no longer a doctor -- your bedside manner sucks . david : i 'll be using that bedside manner before you know it , honey . hmm . [ scene_break ] j.r. : come on , pick up . pick up . amanda , where are you ? amanda : i 'm at the bar at the club . should n't you be with marissa ? j.r. : i had to cut it short . listen , i spaced an important meeting with a potential investor . his name is mason phillips . he 's an i - banker . he had to stay the night , so he 's at our company 's hospitality suite . amanda : here ? right now ? j.r. : yeah , and i 'm late . i called you , because i was hoping you were close . it 's even better for me that you 're there . amanda : what do you want me to do ? j.r. : i want you to work your magic . i want you to keep him from bailing on us . i can not stress to you how important this is . chandler 's been having cash flow problems , and this phillips could be the answer . amanda : this really is n't my job . j.r. : i know . listen , there 's a proposal that 's in his suite . let him look over it . i 'll get there just as soon as i can . i just have to change . amanda : i mean , yeah , of course , i 'll do it . i just -- listen . fair warning , i do n't know how much magic i 'm going to be working . i 'm having a pretty crappy day . j.r. : you and me both . [ scene_break ] bianca : must be pretty bad if you have n't touched that yet . how was your date with j.r. ? marissa : it was a disaster . a complete and total disaster . [ scene_break ] cara : i do n't want to tell you what to do , but i will tell you this . the whole honesty thing , it actually worked for tad and me . we feel , like , closer together , you know ? jake : yeah ? cara : yeah . yeah . i mean , i -- to be open like that , i was scared out of my mind , but , like , for the first time it felt kind of like we were a real couple . jake : really ? cara : would that bother you ? jake : with my brother ? i love my brother . and if it made you happy and -- ahem -- made you smile , i 'd be all for it . cara : ok . cool . jake : except what i just said there is -- a lie . in fact , anytime i say anything like that , it 's a lie . i 'm just saying what i think you and everybody else want to hear me say . and i want to mean it , but i do n't . cara : it 's hard , is n't it ? jake : in fact , the idea of anybody even touching you -- i 'm crazy , right ? cara : no , you 're not . jake : yeah , i 'm the same guy that was just talking about how much i love my family . was n't that me ? cara : look , it 's normal to feel jealous or whatever it is that -- jake : i am jealous . i 'm jealous . and i know that that 's crazy . whatever . cara : i wish i could say that it was crazy . but since we 're kind of putting it out there , um -- there 's a huge part of me that wants you to love me most . wow . i ca n't believe i just told you that . jake : well -- we 'll blame it on the isolation . that 's what we can do . cara : that 's what we 're doing ! tad : good news . go ahead , tell them . it 's good news . frankie : meningitis . cara : that does not sound like good news . tad : no , the viral kind . i 'm sorry . you probably could 've -- frankie : yeah , i was . thank you . anyway , i checked your records , and you both are clear with the vaccine . jake : so that 's good . then we 're good , right ? frankie : yeah . cara : that 's great . thank you , frankie . frankie : no problem . cara : wow ! why are you here ? i told you not to worry . tad : i know , but with your history , i just -- i 'm sorry . i apologize , because i know you hate that . cara : coming from you , not so much . tad : come here for a second . oh , i am so glad you are ok -- i mean both of you . listen , do you -- can we get out of here , please ? cara : sure . [ scene_break ] amanda : mr. chandler 's been delayed , but if you have any questions -- mason : i do . are you amanda martin , the supermodel ? amanda : um , ex - model , but , yes , that 's me . i ca n't believe you recognized me . mason : yours is a face you do n't forget . high fashion to finance ? that 's quite the leap . amanda : it was an opportunity i could n't pass up , especially after talking with j.r. his plans for chandler enterprises are -- well , you saw . and the company is on the brink of something really incredible . to get in now before everything hits , you could be doubling , tripling your investment in no time . j.r. : mr. phillips , i am sorry that i 'm late . in the interest of not wasting any more of your time , why do n't we just jump right on it here . mason : actually , i think we 're done here . j.r. : at least let me show you . mason : i 'm in . j.r. : you 're in ? mason : yeah . amanda showed me the figures and gave me her pitch . i 've decided it 's quite the investment . j.r. : your pitch ? mason : not just beautiful , this one . smart , too . we 'll be in touch . amanda : thank you . j.r. : you wo n't regret this . mason : thank you . j.r. : look at you , closing deals . amanda : what can i say ? i 'm good . j.r. : apparently . thank you for stepping in and saving my butt . this calls for a celebration . [ scene_break ] marissa : he accused me of having feelings for somebody else . i mean , scott ? that 's crazy . he 's my best friend . actually , that 's not even true anymore . you 're my best friend . bianca : yeah ? marissa : yeah . god , i could n't talk about this kind of thing with scott . sex ? but you ? i could tell you anything . you do n't know how much that means to me . [ scene_break ] david : make yourself at home . jack : i will . i want you to stay away from erica . david : i 'm surprised i have to tell you this , counselor , but it 's a free country . it 's my prerogative . jack : my fiancée . and if you think you can use this thing with kendall to bully her -- david : `` thing `` ? `` this thing `` ? jack : i 'm here to tell you that is not going to happen . [ scene_break ] erica : ben ! ben , please come back ! jane : erica ? i need your help . [ scene_break ] jack : what happened with kendall as some kind of a trump card with erica -- david : no . what happened is kendall put a bullet in my back , jack . ok ? she never paid the consequences . jack : hayward , with all the consequences you 've never paid , maybe you should just consider this even . david : you know what ? as displeasing as this is for you , erica does n't despise me . we have history , jack , ok , and i guess she 's starting to remember that . jack : oh , i think what she 's starting to remember is what a sadistic son of a bitch you are . david : no , no , what a talented doctor i am . ok ? what a loyal confidant and friend , because , honestly , that 's where it 's heading . in other words , i 'm not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] marissa : what if j.r. is right ? bianca : right about what ? marissa : me being scared , so scared of getting hurt that i ca n't even see something great that 's staring me right in the face . bianca : there is nothing wrong with protecting yourself . marissa : but am i missing something ? i guess the question is , what 's worse ? getting hurt , or not feeling anything at all ? bianca : i do n't know . [ scene_break ] amanda : thanks for the drink , but my bad day 's still pretty bad , so -- j.r. : what happened ? amanda : jake 's in isolation at the hospital . j.r. : why did n't you tell me ? i would 've found someone else . amanda : no , it 's just a precaution . they 're gon na be fine . j.r. : `` they `` ? amanda : cara 's with him . j.r. : oh . amanda : it 's a perfect excuse to be alone together , right , and for who knows how long ? j.r. : i 'm sorry . i know that you had your suspicions . amanda : they 're not suspicions anymore . they 're facts . [ scene_break ] tad : running down to the hospital , i was n't trying to be overprotective . it 's just you start throwing around words like `` sars `` and `` meningitis `` -- cara : it 's hard not to freak out . i know . tad : give me a little credit . i was n't freaking out , per se . cara : `` per se `` ? tad : ok . cara : i got a lucky penny . tad : no , that 's kathy 's . cara : oh . tad : maybe i was freaking out a little bit , but i give you my word it wo n't happen again . cara : no , do n't . tad : i know . i just said -- cara : no . no . i mean do n't give me your word . i like that you care . it makes me feel special . tad : you 're not my wife . where is the pod ? every time griffin tries something , you go on and on about how you feel smothered . cara : i guess you got the magic touch . tad : you like that i care ? cara : mm - hmm . tad : i do . i do . i mean , i seem to tell everybody but you . it 's the truth . cara : well , who 's `` everybody `` ? tad : agent trumbull for one . cara : oh , no . was he here ? tad : uh - huh . here earlier asking questions about our marriage . it 's the way he says it -- you can practically see the air quotes . cara : so what 'd you tell him ? tad : i told him some things that i -- i should 've been telling you . i think you 're amazing . there 's nothing i would n't do to -- i care . cara : i know . [ scene_break ] amanda : so it 's too late to get a refund on the room , right ? j.r. : yeah . why ? what did you have in mind ? amanda : would it be ok if i stayed here tonight ? j.r. : that 's fine with me . but if jake 's at the hospital , who 's with trevor ? amanda : i am going to take care of that right now . opal . opal : hey there . how 's everything going ? amanda : fine . i was just wondering if you would do me a really huge favor and stay with trevor tonight ? opal : are you ok ? amanda : yeah , i 'm fine . i just could really use the time to myself . opal : you know i 'm always happy to help out , honeybunch . amanda : thank you so much , opal . opal : you get a chance to talk to jake ? [ phone beeps ] amanda : oh . sorry . actually , that 's him on the other line right now . thanks again , opal . opal : no problem , honey . take care . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] opal : hello ? jake : opal ? opal : i thought you were on the phone with amanda . jake : no . i could n't get through . have you spoken to her ? opal : yeah . she needs me to watch trevor . i guess she 's not coming home . jake : hmm . did she say why ? opal : not to me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you did n't answer jake 's call . amanda : ohh . nope . j.r. : are you sure you 're making the right decision ? amanda : you know what ? let 's let jake wonder what i 'm doing for a change .
david consoles jane after she tells him that she lost her daughter in a car accident . erica tries to reach out to ben , but he refuses her help . marissa and j.r. kiss , but she soon turns away from him . j.r. wonders if there is someone else . bianca asks for scott 's help at the miranda center . tad gets a visit from agent trumbull who questions him about cara . jake and cara tell each other their innermost feelings about what almost happened between them . jake knows if he tells amanda , she will be devastated . amanda listens to everything . opal catches up to amanda and urges her to talk to jake before it 's too late . jane is lying on the sofa when jack comes to visit . she quickly applies her makeup to cover up the fact that she was crying . a reporter arrives to take photographs and do a story on erica . jake calls amanda to let her know that he and cara are in isolation at the hospital . david watches amanda as she takes a drink of her whiskey .
celia : stop , please ! get away from me ! please , stop ! do n't touch me ! please ! [ scene_break ] colby : mm ? [ chuckles ] mm , that was ... what word am i looking for ? pete : mind - blowing ? overwhelming ? staggering ? colby : all of those . pete : all of those . colby : the funny thing is , i 'm not even tired yet . [ kissing ] [ scene_break ] billy clyde : i appreciate your taking care of this in the hotel . tailor : i am accustomed to fitting clients in their homes , but when you said there was an emergency regarding the late palmer cortlandt , i made an exception . billy clyde : oh , well , i just wanted to get your ass over here . and the fact is , the -- the -- the emergency has nothing to do with mr. cortlandt . no , i just need someone to whip up for me some -- some fancy - ass duds . and since you knew palmer cortlandt and did not know me , i thought it was in my best interest , mayhaps , to -- to drop his moniker . tailor : perhaps i have been unclear . we cater to a very exclusive clientele . billy clyde : [ chuckles ] well , i am moving up to , ah , exclusivity . tailor : while you 're doing that , perhaps you should try lacey 's department store . billy clyde : [ clears throat ] no sirree . i want the same fine suits as mr. palmer cortlandt used to wear . and i want them -- i want them stitched by the same fine , deft hand . now , you can whip out a tape measure , and let 's get this fitting started . [ scene_break ] aj : is miranda done yet ? jr : oh , hey . not yet . aj : i 'm starving . jr : hey , i 'll get some breakfast going . do you like french toast ? aj : no , we 're going to jane 's for breakfast . jr : okay , well , cool . we 'll do it another time , then . aj : hey , look ... i got a question for you . i 'm not trying to piss you off , and i do n't want to get into anything , but i do n't want you to freak out , either . jr : okay . aj : the steroids i gave you -- i need them back . [ scene_break ] zach : [ sighs ] whoa ! take it easy , `` charlie 's angels . `` put that down . it 's just room service . lea : what were you gon na sneak out under the cart ? zach : not a chance . [ scene_break ] angie : hi , i 'm looking for chief hubbard . officer : he 's not here . angie : well , when will he be back ? i - i have n't been able to reach him , and i 'm -- i 'm -- i 'm starting to worry . is it my daughter ? has something happened ? officer : no , no . not that i know of . the chief 's been out looking for her all night . he said he 's not coming back until he finds her . [ scene_break ] jesse [ sits around waiting for a phone call , while cassandra lies unconscious on the floor in a room ] [ scene_break ] colby : [ laughs ] pete : [ sighs ] [ chuckles ] you have certainly learned a lot in paris . colby : ah , that was nothing . [ door opens ] opal : rise and shine , sleepyhead . you 're usually -- [ scene_break ] celia : i do n't really want to talk about this . heather : celia , you were screaming for help . i 'm worried about you . celia : i see him sometimes . the man [ chuckles ] and not just in my nightmares . heather : you mean when you 're awake ? celia : yeah . a couple of times in this room , and then in new york . it 's like he appears out of nowhere for a second , and then he 's gone . i thought i was losing it . i looked it up online , and it turns out this has happened to other people -- visions or something . heather : okay , when did this all start ? celia : [ sighs ] i do n't know , exactly . heather : okay , try to remember . was anything stressful going on in your life , any big changes when it happened ? we studied hallucinatory visions in psych class last semester . celia : well , it was around the time that i started seeing pete . heather : there you go . he 's the first guy you 've ever dated . you were probably freaked out , worrying about what he might expect of you . celia : well , if that 's the case , then i was worried for nothing . pete is already getting what he expected from someone else . [ scene_break ] opal : um . colby : [ chuckles ] oh , he 's already up . [ laughs ] opal : good lord ! how do ... pete : uh , mom , you ... i really wish you would just ... you need to knock first . opal : [ scoffs ] well , i did n't know you were , uh , entertaining . pete : i know . i 'm sorry . i should have told you i had company . i 'll be down in a few . colby : you can leave the coffee . opal : oh , what was i thinking ? is there something else i can get you ? pete : no , no . colby : strawberries , preferably organic , if you have them . pete : colby ! opal : oh , shoot , i 'm fresh out , but i bet old winifred 's got some in the fridge up at the mansion . why do n't you hurry back up there before they 're gone ? [ door slams closed ] colby : [ laughs ] pete : [ muffled ] oh , my ... colby : that was hilarious . i have n't had a mom walk in on me since high school . pete : yeah , exactly . colby : oh . what ? do you think you 're gon na be grounded ? [ breathes sharply ] you wo n't be able to leave your room all day . pete : oh , god . colby : [ breathes sharply ] looks like someone else is as turned on as me . [ laughs ] [ scene_break ] aj : dad , steroids . jr : what -- you told me to get rid of them . aj : i know , but i need to get them back to the guy who gave them to me . jr : for what ? aj : i do n't know . he probably wants to push them on someone else . i do n't know . that 's not the point , but i need to get them back . jr : look , you ca n't , okay ? i threw them out . besides , come on -- i 'm not gon na give them back to you . i mean , some other kid 's gon na get hooked on that junk . aj : yeah , well , i do n't want that either , but he 's being a total prick about it , so come on . jr : now , who is this guy ? aj : he 's no one . jr : aj , come on . if someone 's giving you a hard time , you send them to me . so , come on . i 'm not gon na do anything , okay ? but i am your father , and i 'd like to know who this guy is . aj : it 's kyle , okay ? can we just move on and forget about it ? jr : kyle -- little league baseball kyle -- he 's using ? aj : dad , news flash -- everybody 's using . miranda : hey , sorry . hair - dryer problems . i 'm ready now . aj : miranda , come on . i forgot my phone in the study . later . jr : [ sighs ] can i help you ? randy : i 'm looking for colby chandler . jr : uh , she 's not here . randy : i 'll wait . [ scene_break ] billy clyde : [ chuckles ] give me the skinny on palmer cortlandt . and i - i mean , give me the real inside dope , not just the blah - bitty - blah bores that they put in the papers . tailor : i 'm afraid i ca n't do that . my clients value their privacy . billy clyde : oh ! tailor : not that i know much , anyway . billy clyde : mm . well , now -- now since palmer is now in the -- the bosom of abraham , he really would n't be much concerned of this . now , come on . give me the do - dash . let 's say , be specific . for instance , when -- when palmer went out to dine , what did he have his chef rustle up for him , hmm ? and did he have a -- a preferred alcoholic beverage ? was he a wine connoisseur , a single malt mash man , hmm ? or did he enjoy the scent of sweet cannabis ? [ chuckles ] come on , now , threads . come on . give me the -- the down dirt on this dude . tailor : palmer cortlandt was a gentleman of the utmost sophistication . he dressed well , spoke well , had impeccable taste . and the instant one entered his home , you knew he was a man to be respected and admired . billy clyde : oh . i thank you for your informative insight . [ chuckles ] tailor : this is the fee for a single suit . i quite understand if you need some time to think about it . billy clyde : no , i do n't think i need any time at all . and i should like to -- i 'd like a half a dozen of such suits . [ chuckles ] yes , i would . and one i shall need by [ taps cane twice ] this evening . [ scene_break ] david : angie ? is anybody here ? yes , i need an ambulance right away . uh , it 's chestnut street -- one second -- 46 chestnut street . african - american female , 22 , 23 years of age , possible heroin overdose . yes , hurry up . [ scene_break ] zach : really ? you 've never been to a hockey game ? lea : no . is that a problem ? zach : for you -- you 're missing out . lea : okay , so you enjoy grown men on skates . what else ? zach : enjoy you and ... whatever it is you 're wearing today . lea : can we get off my outfit ? zach : i thought you 'd never ask . lea : so , is your wife a hockey fan ? zach : ex - wife . lea : oh , that 's right . she 's erica kane 's daughter . i just found that out . zach : you just found that out ? lea : hm - hmm . zach : you 're an fbi agent . you 're really good . lea : really , why did you split ? i 'm sorry . we do n't have to talk about that . zach : [ sighs ] you know what happened to jesse 's daughter ? well , that almost happened to my boys , as well . and kendall thought that i put my family in danger . she 's right . lea : you still love her , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] angie : they just told me that you were out searching all night for cassandra . jesse : yeah . angie : you must be ready to drop . jesse : well , i 'm gon na grab a cup of coffee and get back out . angie : no , jesse . no , you need to rest . jesse : what i need to do is find cassandra , fix this , put an end -- officer : chief , chief -- you got to hear this . dispatcher : ambulance to 46 chestnut street . african - american female , mid-20s , likely heroin overdose . [ scene_break ] david : [ breathes sharply ] damn it . come on , cass . stay with me . you stay with me , cass . i found her like this about 10 minutes ago . i started cpr immediately . emt : stop the compressions . all right , i got a pulse . sir , i 'm gon na need you to step back . now . david : that 's all right -- i 'm a physician . angie : oh , my god ! cassandra ! jesse : baby ! angie : no , let me go ! jesse : hold on ! david : angie , they 're taking care of her , okay ? angie : david ! jesse : what the hell are you doing here ? david : i came by here to see angie . the door was open . i found her here on the floor like this . emt : she 's not responding . angie : jesse , she needs me ! david : she needs another round . come on , hurry ! we 're losing her ! [ scene_break ] jr : [ sighs ] hey , my sister 's not answering her phone , all right ? so , i 'll let her know that you stopped by , all right ? randy : that 's nice of you , but , uh , i 'm gon na wait here till she gets back . [ sniffles ] jr : but you heard what i said , right ? she 's not coming back , so you can take off . randy : no can do , bro . your sister took something that belongs to me , and i 'm not leaving till i get it back . [ scene_break ] [ birds chirping ] opal : oh . well , do n't you look like something the cat dragged in ? well , actually you are something the cat dragged in , and i want to know what you 're up to . colby : excuse me ? opal : i know your type , honey . runs in your family , always working an angle . colby : i 'm not working pete if that 's what you 're implying . opal : oh , really ? been in town less than five minutes -- already in his bed . colby : and that 's your business why , exactly ? opal : he 's my son , and that is reason enough . i remember all those days in high school when you could n't give my petey the time of day . and now that he 's a hot shot with a fancy car and a fat wallet , well , you 're giving him a heck of a lot more than just time . colby : i like pete . always have . opal : you like pete 's money . colby : i 'm not some gold - digger . opal : well , i hear you chandlers are n't doing so hot these days . why not hitch your caboose to the cortlandt gravy train ? colby : [ scoffs ] the way you attached yours to palmer 's ? opal : how dare you . [ cell phone ringing ] [ ringing stops ] colby : hey . jr : finally . i 've been trying to get ahold of you all morning . listen , come home now . colby : what 's up ? jr : look , some guy named randy showed up looking for you . he says he 's not gon na leave until he sees you . i 'm about 10 seconds from calling security to throw his ass out of here . colby : no , do n't do that . i 'll be right there . [ scene_break ] aj : there you go . celia : thanks . heather : i have an exact same shirt . aj : you know the velvet underground ? heather : know them ? i 'm obsessed . celia : is that a band ? heather : `` rock and roll , `` `` femme fatale , `` both : `` sweet jane . `` aj : are you kidding me ? i love that song . heather : have you seen the red hot chili peppers version ? oh , it 's sick . aj : no , but i will definitely check it out . heather : `` pale blue eyes `` -- the first time i heard that ... aj : i know . heather : yeah , oh , and everyone says that their first album is the best , but i think that the second one is -- yeah . aj : white light / white heat is way better . oh , i completely agree . heather : oh , well , which one 's your favorite ? miranda : oh , um , do n't kill me , but i - i do n't know who they are . heather : what ? seriously ? miranda : yeah , my taste in music is severely lacking , all right ? aj : hey , listen , if lou reed ever comes back to philly , i mean ... heather : yeah , i am so there . aj : really ? heather : yeah . aj : nice . well , cool . you should definitely swing by the house later tonight , too , 'cause i got some sweet songs not even itunes or spotify has , so ... heather : definitely . aj : all right , cool . later . celia : bye . [ scene_break ] lea : did my question make you uncomfortable ? zach : do i look uncomfortable ? lea : a little tense . zach : well , i wonder what we can do about that ? lea : you can talk to me . zach : mm . that 's not what i had in mind . lea : i 'm assuming it was a tough break - up . zach : they 're all tough break - ups , are n't they ? lea : no . not if you stopped loving the other person . zach : you are speaking from experience ? lea : i did n't say that . zach : so you never been in love before ? lea : i did n't say that , either . zach : what are you saying ? lea : you know , that 's none of your business . zach : really ? so , we can talk about my private life , but yours is off - limits ? lea : you 're the one that 's under investigation . zach : my marriage is n't . lea : fine . then we do n't have to talk about that . zach : you started the conversation . lea : i changed my mind . zach : must have been a big one -- whatever this thing is that you do n't want to talk about . [ cell phone ringing ] lea : marquez . okay , thank you . they found cassandra . zach : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] emt : oh , no . lie back down . just relax . relax . relax . angie : it 's okay , baby . you 're safe . it 's mom . it 's mom . i 'm here . i 'm right here . i 'll ride with you . emt : ma'am , you ca n't be in the truck . angie : i am not leaving my child ! [ scene_break ] pete : colby 's fun . we had a good time -- that is it . and have you seen these ? opal : oh , those are those apartment lofts they put up across from cortlandt electronics . they 're pretty fancy , huh ? pete : mm . thinking about renting one . opal : what for ? pete : well , it 's my indoor pot farm . opal : [ chuckles ] pete : [ chuckles ] to live in . i figured since i 'm going to be , you know , staying longer in pine valley than expected , it only makes sense for me to have my own place . opal : well , you ca n't leave me -- i mean , this is your -- your home . pete : this is my childhood home , okay ? and it 's not gon na hurt , though , you know , being a little bit closer to the office , too . opal : well , it 's not like it 's such a long commute between here and cortlandt electronics . pete : mom , i 'm too old to be sharing a place with you forever , okay ? and we learned that the hard way this morning . opal : that will never happen again . the next time you and colby -- pete : ah , there 's no more me and colby . opal : well , if you were to have celia over ... pete : that 's not gon na happen , either . opal : well , you think that now , but you never know . pete : no , i do know , mom . it 's over . opal : well , hallelujah . pete : i thought you liked celia . opal : i do . i do . and , and , but though she comes off as this sweet , delicate flower , she has a very dark aura . pete : what are you talking about ? opal : the other day , when she came over here to return those clothes you gave her , she gave me a hug , and it sent a shiver up my spine , the likes of which i have not felt in years . now you mark my words -- there is something very dark around that girl , and you would be wise to steer clear . [ scene_break ] miranda : you invited heather over . aj : yeah . is that weird ? miranda : no . she , uh , seems nice . and it 's obvious she 's totally into you . aj : really ? you think ? miranda : yeah . aj : wow . i never thought about it like that -- i mean , like , about her like that . miranda : why not ? she 's smart , funny . aj : hot . and she has excellent taste in music . thanks , montgomery . god , you always have my back . miranda : [ chuckles ] aj : [ chuckles ] [ scene_break ] dr. anders : all right , talk to me . emt : we bagged her and administered 2 amps of naloxone . dr. anders : okay . room 3 . [ woman speaks indistinctly on pa ] angie : let me by . dr. anders : we do n't need you , dr. hubbard . angie : she 's my daughter . dr. anders : she 's my patient . angie : get out of my way ! joe : angie , i know this is hard , but it 's better if you wait out here . now , anders is an excellent doctor . he 's tops in his field . he 'll take good care of cassandra . angie : this is my hospital , and she 's my daughter , and she needs me . jesse : baby , listen to dr. joe . angie : i need to be with my baby ! david : angela , look at me . i 've also known dr. anders for years , all right ? joe is right . he 's an excellent physician . now , cassandra could not be in better hands . i would trust him with my own child . [ woman speaking indistinctly over pa ] [ scene_break ] colby : now , go , and do n't come back . it 's all there . randy : stupid move -- you and your boy toy hitting up my stash . colby : it was n't my fault . he told me he already paid you . randy : yeah , for what you partied with -- not for the rest . colby : i had nothing to do with that . randy : long as i got my cash , we 're good . colby : get out , now . randy : but do n't make me come back here . [ door opens ] jr : why do i feel like you 're in deep and that was connected to the 20 grand you needed ? hey . a drug dealer shows up at our house looking for my little sister , i have a right to be concerned . colby : no , you do n't have the right to be anything where i 'm concerned . you do n't control me or anything else around here . brooke controls everything -- our house , our company , our money -- because you just rolled over and let her do it . jr : i did n't let brooke do anything -- our father did . and i 'm doing everything i possibly can to get back up to speed around here , okay ? colby : yeah . not fast enough . while you 're limping around like a pathetic loser , your stepmommy - to - be is taking over this whole entire company . so , maybe , when you find the balls to stand up to that bitch , i 'll listen , but until then , stay away from me . [ footsteps ] [ scene_break ] angie : how is she ? dr. anders : breathing on her own . jesse : and that 's good , right ? dr. anders : we still have a long ways to go . joe : and every reason to be hopeful . zach : anything you need , okay ? come here . [ hugs jesse ] angie : i want to see her . dr. anders : okay . [ door slides open , closed ] zach : [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] cassandra : they did things to me , mom . [ crying ] they hurt me . angie : shh . they ca n't hurt you now , and they are never gon na hurt you again -- i promise you , baby . i promise . [ kisses cassandra ] i promise .
celia dreams that she and pete are making love but the dream turns into a nightmare when she sees the face of a man and starts screaming for the man to let her go . heather wakes her from the nightmare and celia tells heather that she has been seeing the face of the man both in nightmares and while she is awake . heather thinks celia is having the hallucinations because it caused her stress when she dated pete since he was the first guy she ever dated opal takes breakfast to pete room and is not happy to find colby in pete 's bed with him . when colby is leaving cortlandt manor opal accuses colby of being a gold digger and warns her to stay away from pete . pete tells opal that he is going to rent his own apartment and opal tries to persuade pete to stay but she is happy when pete tells him that his relationship with colby is over and he and celia have broken up and wo n't be getting back together . opal tells pete that celia seems like a sweet girl but when she gave her a hug good - bye the other day she sensed a dark aura around celia . aj asks jr to give the steroids back to him because his friend tyler needs to sell the steroids to another customer . miranda looks a little jealous and feels left out when heather and aj talk about their favorite band the velvet underground . miranda and aj head to school after their breakfast with heather and miranda suggests that aj ask heather out on a date since heather obviously likes him . aj tells miranda he never thought about asking heather on a date but decides to take miranda 's advice .
[ previously_on ] [ phone rings ] carlos : did i hear a phone ? greenlee : if there was a phone here , do n't you think i 'd be on it , screaming for someone to come here and get me away from you ? jake : mia , i 'd like for you to meet my fiancée . maria : i do n't care if i remember being with edmund . it 's not going to change the way i feel about you . adam : we can hurt michael a lot worse than a prison sentence . together , we 're unstoppable . [ scene_break ] carlos : this ought to do until we get out of here . greenlee ? i thought you were hungry . carlos : greenlee , what are you up to ? yes . greenlee ? greenlee ? michael : i think you 'll be pleased with the report . adam : pleased ? how ? michael : well , by the time you get to the end of it , you 'll know as much about the tokyo branch of cambias industries as my father does . adam : well , that was quick . how did you manage that ? michael : hmm . the easy way -- by getting into bed with a former colleague . adam : was that wise ? michael : it was fun and it worked . adam : cambias , i think it 's time you hit the pause button on your libido . or have you forgotten all about your current legal troubles ? michael : the attempted rape charge ? forget it . the d.a . has no case . adam : really ? mr. montgomery thinks otherwise . michael : well , he has to . he 's engaged to the victim . who else is going to believe erica kane ? woman cries rape anytime a man tips his hat . adam : you sound very confident . michael : hey listen , throw in the lady 's history of bed - hopping , and the case will never even make it to court . adam : i hope you 're right . but in the meantime , i suggest you keep your nose clean . michael : well , you can suggest anything you like , adam . woman : excuse me , mr. chandler , but your ex - wife is here . adam : i 'll be right out . i 'll be back to go over those hong kong reports with you . michael : another success story . colby : daddy , are you in here ? michael : hi , honey . i 'm sorry . your daddy 's out talking with your mommy , but i 'm sure he 'll be back in a minute . do you want to come over here and sit , we 'll wait for him together ? simone : hello , greenlee ? ugh -- hello , greenlee 's answering machine . would you please remind greenlee that bonnie fuller is going to be here at fusion at any second ? that would be bonnie fuller of `` us `` weekly magazine , the bonnie fuller who 's coming to interview greenlee and kendall especially because i pitched them to her as the two hottest entrepreneurs in the country . god , of all days not to be in jail . finally , a face . mia : something wrong ? simone : oh . well , there 's going to be if greenlee and kendall do n't get here soon . i ca n't believe this ! i mean , i have worked for weeks to get bonnie fuller here , and -- mia : the woman who edits for `` us `` weekly magazine ? simone : yes ! i talked her into doing a story about fusion 's founders . and now that she 's on her way , the founders ca n't be found . mia , what 's the gift ? mia : oh , this ? simone : yeah . mia : this is just a little something for jake and his new fiancé . simone : mia , why are you torturing yourself like this ? mia : oh , no , this is no trouble at all . i think that every wedding should start off with a bang . simone : a bang ? ok , what 's in the box , mia ? mia : well , let 's just say when carolyn opens this , she 's going to die . i think this ribbon needs a bit more curl , do n't you ? simone : mia , what 's in the box ? tell me right now . maria : totally was , the way that hayley says . maddie : that was the best wedding ever . maria : i thought so . it was the best surprise wedding ever , that 's for sure . i 'm still in shock . maddie : i wish i could 've been at your first wedding . maria : uh -- edmund : that could 've been a little bit difficult to arrange . maria : definitely . maddie : i know that . maria : well , you know what ? we 'll do it again in 10 , 20 years . edmund : ca n't wait that long . [ maria laughs ] mia : so there i was , waiting for jake to open the door at his parents ' house , expecting -- simone : expecting what ? mia : i do n't know . i do n't know , exactly . an apology , at least . simone : maybe a diamond and a second proposal ? mia : well , maybe . somewhere in the back of my mind , maybe . but the last thing i expected to walk in and see was a diamond ring on another woman 's finger . simone : yeah . yeah , that kind of sucks , huh ? mia : yeah , it sucks . simone : do n't waste your tears on a man like that . he cheated on you , he abandoned you , and then he dumped you . mia : yeah . simone : ok , so what happened when he introduced you to the future mrs. martin , god help her ? mia : oh , great . then we just sort of thrashed things out . simone : ok , so , how 'd that go ? mia : not well . simone : oh , please tell me you did n't wish he and his bride happiness ? mia : oh , no , no , not at all . but , anyway , i 've decided to make up for it by giving the happy couple a gift that they 'll never forget . simone : mia , even talking like that in times like these -- it 's not funny . mia : what do you mean ? simone : well , if there 's something in there that 's ticking and it 's not a clock -- mia : oh , simone , i 'm not crazy . there 's nothing explosive in here . simone : ok , so , for the record and my unbearable curiosity , what 's in the box ? mia : this is the official jake and mia museum of ancient relationships . there 's ticket stubs from past concerts that we went to , lots and lots of photos -- some of them nude -- and , of course , a couple of love letters to complete it . simone : oh . oh . i thought you said there was nothing explosive . mia : what is wrong with a few innocent mementos from the past , hmm ? simone : i do n't think this is a good idea . mia : oh , simone , it 's practically a public service . simone : do n't do this , mia . it 's not going to make you feel any better . and why give jake the satisfaction of knowing that he got to you ? mia : how could he know ? a man can only get to you if you love him , and as far as jake 's concerned , i never loved him at all . simone : he said that ? mia : and he convinced me of it , too . you know , it 's not very hard to make me feel wrong about things right now . god . you know , there were times with edmund when jake was n't even on my mind , and i thought , `` maybe . `` but then i realized that edmund was just a distraction -- simone : yeah . mia : from all of the pain -- the pain that i felt when i saw jake again . oh , god . jake 's wrong . god knows i tried , but -- i tried not to love him . but i did love him . simone : yes , you did . mia : i did . simone : mia , it 's ok . it 's ok . aidan : so , you and edmund -- maria : yeah , yeah . last night . aidan : well , congratulations . edmund : oh , oh , thank you . sweetie , let 's go find us a seat , ok ? maddie : ok . maria : i 'm sorry . i would 've called you to tell you -- aidan : no . why ? there 's no need . there 's no need . maria : well , there is a need , and i would 've called you . it 's just that the whole thing was a total surprise to me . edmund arranged this whole renewal of our vows , and before i knew it -- aidan : you were married . yeah , well , good for you . maria : yeah . yeah . good for me . aidan : you do n't even owe me anything , not even an explanation . maria : except my life and the life of my daughter . aidan : well , i knew that if you went back to edmund , it would n't take you long to be as close as what you were before . i just did n't think it would happen this quickly . maria : no , of course you did n't . no , aidan , i 'm really -- i 'm sorry about that . i just -- i want you to know that just because i did go back to edmund does n't mean that i 've forgotten about you or -- because i have n't and i could n't . and i -- kendall : and what makes you think aidan has n't gone back to someone , too ? simone : here . mia : i 'm not sad , ok ? i am furious . maybe you 're right . maybe i should n't send carolyn jake 's memorabilia , but you know what ? i ought to send her a bottle of whiskey because she 's going to need it the night she finds that jerk with another girl . simone : you really think jake 's going to make the same mistake with carolyn that he did with you ? mia : why not ? a man can do whatever he wants to a woman . if she does n't put up with it , there 's always somebody stupid enough to take her place . simone : my gosh , you really hate them . mia : who ? simone : men . [ mia sighs ] mia : what is there to like ? simone : well , you better come up with something quick because we 're in the middle of a major campaign to find the sexiest man in america . mia : yeah , well , maybe we should n't be . simone : mia ! mia : what ? what , name one problem that was ever solved in a relationship because a man was sexy . simone : celibacy . mia : oh , you 're hopeless . hopeless . simone : you are taking this way too seriously . ok , who cares if sexiness solves anything ? it 's fun . mia : oh , is it ? simone : yes . mia : really ? simone : uh - huh . mia : uh - huh , ok . so what is so sexy about this guy ? simone : definitely his smile . mia : oh , yeah . and how many women has he fooled with this smile ? simone : hey , he happens to be one of our front - runners , and if you would 've heard what he said on his tape -- mia : oh , what , what , that he loves his mother ? how about the mother of his children ? simone : he 's not married . thank god . mia : how about this guy , huh ? simone : dreamy eyes . mia : yeah , but you wake up from the dream into a nightmare . simone : then do n't wake up . mia : and this one ? oh , do n't tell me , a killer bod , right ? oh , yeah . and this one -- simone : ok , mia -- mia : oh , boy , he 's got -- sweet talker . sweet - talk you right to death . you know what you can do -- simone : ok , would you just stop it ? my god ! mia : with all these sexy lips and chins and jaw lines and -- [ elevator doors open ] simone : what is wrong with you ? would you -- ugh ! mia : sexy ! simone : bonnie . hi . welcome to fusion . bonnie : hi . i take it the contest is going well ? carlos : greenlee , i know you can hear me . [ music plays ] carlos : what are you up to ? hmm . ok , what 's going on ? greenlee : whatever we want , carlos . hmm . i thought we could use a little atmosphere . carlos : it 's beautiful . you , too . greenlee : well , it was easy with a whole department store to raid . i took only the best from linen , bridal , and the electronics department , and , of course , lacey 's wonderful collection of designer dresses . carlos : you know , someone 's going to notice when the doors open . greenlee : well , i 'll put everything back the way i found it -- except maybe the dress . it 's so me , i think i 'll buy it . carlos : wow . when you do something , you really -- you really go all out , huh ? greenlee : yeah . mostly . but i really wanted everything to be special and perfect for you . carlos : well , fixing the display was good enough . greenlee : yeah , it 's a start . i 'll clean up the picture of erica after we eat , ok ? something wrong ? carlos : you really did all this for me ? greenlee : that 's right . well , the dress was for me . of course , if you want to reward me with something special for being so good , i 'm sure i can think of something . michael : wow , that is really good . and what are all these buildings here ? colby : that 's daddy 's house , and that 's mia 's and mommy 's apartment . michael : oh . well , how come you did n't just draw one house for everybody ? colby : because that 's how we used to live -- michael : oh . colby : when i was little . michael : oh . so , what happened ? colby : mommy and daddy had fights . michael : what did they -- what did they fight about ? colby : mommy took daddy 's money , and daddy lied a lot . michael : oh . colby : do you think i should put a big sun in this corner ? michael : yeah , you know , i think that would look -- look pretty good . so -- adam : well , how 's my -- get your hands off my daughter . maria : so -- i did n't know . how long have you guys been together ? aidan : we 're not . kendall : we 're not telling too many people about it . i mean , it kind of caught us by surprise . but then again , aidan and i do have so much in common . aidan : kendall -- kendall : i mean , we both love the outdoors , we both love dining out . we 've both been hurt by people we loved , people who we thought loved us . aidan : right , that 's enough , kendall . please ? kendall : i mean , it 's not like i 'm saying anything that is n't true . aidan : can i have a minute alone with maria ? kendall : oh , well , ok . i guess i can give you up for a minute . one minute . aidan : thank you . well , you looked happy when you came in here this morning . maria : yeah . yeah , i am . aidan : well , good . then i got what i wanted . maria : that 's what i want for you , too , aidan . i do . maddie : mommy -- oh , hi , aidan . mommy 's breakfast is ready , so can you help me pour the syrup on my pancakes ? maria : yes , i can , sweet pea . can you give me one sec ? maddie : ok . maria : ok , honey . aidan : duty calls , huh ? maria : yeah , yeah . aidan : well , good luck , maria . maria : and to you , too , aidan . kendall : you ok ? aidan : yep . as good as i can be on two cups of coffee . now if you 'll excuse me . kendall : wait , aidan -- wait a minute . where are you going ? aidan : why ? kendall : because wherever you 're going , i 'm going with you . aidan : yeah , like hell you are . let go of me , will you ? kendall : no , aidan , you need me . aidan : i need you ? i need you to pretend to be my girlfriend ? no thanks . kendall : what am i supposed to do , just let you stand here and let maria see the scars on your heart ? aidan : you know what it 's called ? it 's called being honest , kendall . maybe you should try it sometime . [ phone rings ] kendall : i 'm being honest with you right now . aidan : do you want to get your phone and leave me alone , please ? kendall : no , no , no . what i have to say to you is much more important . aidan : yeah , well , not to me , it is n't . [ ring ] kendall : hey , hey , aidan -- aidan : do n't you even think about following me . [ ringing stops ] edmund : sweetheart -- ahem -- do me a favor . you want to play a song on the jukebox for daddy ? maddie : yeah . edmund : thank you . maddie : thanks daddy . edmund : everything ok ? maria : yeah . yeah , i just -- you know , i wish i 'd had a chance to tell aidan about the wedding before he found out about it like this . edmund : do n't blame yourself . i kind of sprang the whole thing on you . maria : and believe me , i would not have changed one second of last night . [ music plays ] maria : you know , i just -- i should 've tried to call him or something before i left the house -- edmund : it was n't going to be easy on him either way , honey . maria : i know , i know . but i just did n't want him to be so caught off - guard like that . i just felt so bad for him . i -- i was so caught up in us , i did n't even think about anything else . edmund : well , now that you 've had a chance to think -- part of you still miss it ? adam : here , sweetheart , let me -- let me give my girl a hug . michael : what is the problem , adam ? she was perfectly safe with me . colby : yeah , he was helping me with my drawing . michael : exactly . a couple of pointers . i used to be a pretty good artist when i was colby 's age . adam : well , put your crayons down , michelangelo , and get that hong kong report together we talked about , if you would n't mind ? michael : of course . well , it was nice meeting you , colby . maybe next time we can go to the park and fly that kite like we talked about , huh ? liza : colby , would you go sit in daddy 's chair , and why do n't you work on your picture for a little bit ? i 'm just going to talk to daddy for a couple of minutes . you want to tell me why you have a snake like michael cambias here , acting like he 's your business partner ? adam : he is n't . liza : well , thank god . adam : he 's my employee . bonnie : apparently , the other fusioneers are caught in traffic , i guess ? mia : yes . well , but we are ready for you , of course . simone : yes , so we might as well go ahead and go on without them . [ mia laughs ] bonnie : all right . well , then , let 's start with the introductions . simone : ok . bonnie : i 'm bonnie fuller , editor -- simone : oh , god , you do n't -- please , you do not need to introduce yourself to us . we are just so grateful to you that you 'd want to come here and actually meet us . mia : yes . simone : thank you . bonnie : well listen , stories like fusion are what i 'm supposed to be spending my time on . simone : oh , thank god . bonnie : `` small - town girls hit big `` ? mia : oh -- simone : here we are . bonnie : yes , `` us `` readers are going to love it . and , you know , they 're really going to like it if we could throw in some of those photos of the sexiest man contest . mia : oh ! simone : great idea . oh , you know they will . oh , you know , we will answer any question that you have . mia : right . simone : yeah . bonnie : ok , good . well , the first one will not be hard . simone : oh , good . mia : good ! [ laughter ] bonnie : so , which of you is greenlee dupres and which is kendall hart ? mia : um , actually -- simone : i 'm greenlee . yeah . bonnie : and that means you 're -- simone : kendall , yes . my junior partner . bonnie : good . ok , so just how did you come up with the idea for the contest , the sexiest man contest , anyway ? simone : that was a brilliant inspiration by our second - most favorite employee , simone torres . that 's with a t as in tom -- t , o , r , r , e , s. did i say second - most favorite ? she 's our number one important employee . bonnie : simone ? simone : yes , simone . [ knock on door ] kendall : aidan ? aidan , it 's me . aidan : well , it should n't be . i told you at b.j . 's not to follow me . now , i need to be left alone , kendall . kendall : i do n't think you know what you need right now . aidan : oh , and you do ? kendall : yes , i do , and i 'm not leaving , so let me in . aidan : i 'm sorry . no can do , i 'm afraid . [ knock ] kendall : aidan , come on ! aidan , will you please just let me in ? aidan ? come on , already . aidan : what do you want ? kendall : i just wanted to make sure you were ok . aidan : how many times have i told you ? i 'm fine . now , leave . kendall : no , excuse me , hello , i was there . i saw how you looked when maria and edmund and maddie walked in . and if you were n't such a proud , stubborn little -- what are you doing ? aidan : i 'm cleaning house . out with the old , including me . kendall : what , you 're moving ? aidan : no , i 'm leaving , because there 's no reasons for me to stick around here . kendall : yes , there are . you 've got plenty of reasons . aidan : name one . kendall : me . liza : that 's what you 're doing ? you 're playing father figure to michael cambias ? adam : his own father wo n't do it . liza : you know , i really hope you know what you 're dealing with here . adam : liza , i make a point of knowing my employees better than they know themselves . liza : so you know what he 's capable of , you know what he 's done ? adam : you 're talking about the attempted rape ? liza : it 's a felony , adam . and for michael , it seems like it 's something of a hobby . adam : according to whom ? erica kane ? kendall ? with those two testifying against him in court , cambias seems to think that he has a real good shot , and i ca n't say i blame him . liza : you are going to side against erica with this creep ? adam : i know what i 'm doing , liza . i know what i 'm doing . just drop it , ok . liza : you know , i would if i understood it . but michael cambias ? this is not the kind of guy you get into business with . this is the kind of guy you devour . oh , oh , unless -- ok , of course . is that what you 're doing ? is that it ? adam : i told you why i hired him , liza . let 's drop it , all right ? liza : you 're not backing him up . you 're setting him up , right ? adam : i 'm pleased that you think i could do something so machiavellian . liza : oh , please . you know , you would make machiavelli look like forrest gump when it came to your daughter . i saw you when you came in here and you saw him with your daughter , and your feelings -- i saw them . so , you want to think about that . how much are you willing to risk for this little scheme of yours ? carlos : what do you have behind your back ? greenlee : my reward for being a good girl . carlos : do n't i decide what that is ? greenlee : just play along , carlos . carlos : ok , fine . play . what do i do next ? greenlee : take off your shirt . carlos : my shirt ? greenlee : yeah . you know , that piece of fabric stretched over your -- the shirt , please . now . greenlee : ahem . that 's good . now i just hope i 've got your size right . carlos : greenlee , where is this going ? greenlee : who knows ? i thought with my dress , we 'd be a matched set . carlos : there 's no white shirt . greenlee : i know . that 's right . that 's a part of my reward . carlos : ok . how do you like it ? greenlee : i like it . i like it a lot . carlos : yeah ? greenlee : actually , a little change will make it perfect . bonnie : well , i 'm very happy with what i 've gotten from you two today . simone : oh , great . mia : great . bonnie : and that simone , she really sounds memorable . mia : oh , yes , she is . simone : sometimes i do n't even know what she 's going to do next . bonnie : just -- you know , she really does , though , have this terrific gift for p.r . i mean , that pirate tv ad -- it 's got the buzz going on fusion . simone : oh , thank you . bonnie : and now , with your sexiest man contest , it 's really building . mia : yes , yeah . simone : yeah , yeah . you know what ? we do n't know what we would do without simone . mia : but sometimes we 'd like to find out . bonnie : does it take a lot of guidance to channel her ideas in the right direction ? simone : oh , no . mia : oh , yes . without greenlee and i , simone would definitely get into more legal trouble . bonnie : i see . brad : i 'm all set , bonnie . we can start the shoot whenever you 're ready . bonnie : oh . ok , ladies -- are you ready for your photo shoot ? simone : oh ! mia : actually , we 're not really ourselves today . bonnie : what do you mean ? i think you look terrific . simone : oh , thank you . yeah , i think i look great . bonnie : come on . simone : yeah , come on , kendall , let 's not keep brad waiting . mia : right . simone : ok ? so , how about this ? brad : great . simone : yeah ? brad : oh , perfect . move your head a little bit to the left . simone : oh , ok , that 's -- yeah . brad : oh , great . great . reggie : hi , mia . hey , simone . how you doing ? is kendall here ? maria : i 'll never forget my life as maureen , but it 's over now and i 've got my memory back , and that answered so many questions for me that -- not just about my past but also about my future , where my life is headed . it 's good . oh , hey , can you wait one sec for me ? i 'll be right back . edmund : mm - hmm . maria : joe ? hi . joe : maureen . maria : how are you ? joe : thanks . how are you doing ? maria : i am great . i 'm great , and i know this is going to sound nuts , but i am myself again , so i 'm going to stop my classes at p.v.u . joe : whoa , hold on , hold on . you mean you 're maria again ? maria : i am . joe : when did this happen ? maria : it was when maddie was in a lot of danger , and all these feelings started coming up from me , and i started remembering everything from before the accident . and i remembered my family , edmund , everything . everything . joe : that 's just wonderful . maria : oh , thank you . joe : my goodness . well , are you sure you 're ok ? maria : oh , yeah . no , i 'm perfect . positive . as a matter of fact , i think that i 'm ready to take my recertification exam . so , are you ready for dr. grey ? kendall : stay for me . i need you after everything i 've been through with my mother . i mean , she practically disowned me all over again . aidan : well , you 've got -- you 've got boyd . you got greenlee , simone , mia -- kendall : yeah , they 're good friends , but they have n't seen me through all the things like you have , starting with losing ryan . aidan : you would have survived without me , and you still will . kendall : yeah , but i do n't want to take that chance . that 's why i 'm here , blowing off a major interview with `` us `` weekly magazine for fusion . aidan : if you still hurry , you might still make it . kendall : ok , well , if you unpack , then i 'll go . aidan : no . i 'm not going to do it . kendall : ok , aidan , you know what ? listen . if not for me , then stay for anna . i mean , you 're the only family that she 's got after losing her baby . do you really think it 's right to just leave her like this ? aidan : the way i am right now , i 'll be doing anna a favor . kendall : you know what ? you are trashing your life , aidan , for a woman who 's moved on . aidan : well , she was n't supposed to move on . she promised me . she swore to me that if she got her memory back that she would never leave me . kendall : no , maureen made that promise , not maria . aidan : yeah . and the part of her that is maureen is still there -- the memories , her feelings . i thought if i let her go , she went back to edmund , well , then , she 'd realize that her life was with me now . kendall : aidan , she married him . he 's her life now . aidan : yeah , i know . she 's gone . she 's not coming back . that 's why i 'm leaving , kendall -- because every time i go out in pine valley , i 'm going to be reminded of the love i lost every day , and i 'm not going to do that . kendall : you 're a coward . aidan : get out . go on , get out . kendall : no . no . you know what ? you -- you 're leaving because you 're afraid of getting hurt . now , if that 's not acting cowardly , i do n't know what is . aidan : leave . kendall : no . aidan : ok . then i 'll leave . you stay as long as you like . the door will lock behind you . kendall : all right , all right . listen -- obviously , i ca n't make you stay . i would if i could , but i ca n't . so i 'll go . you know , you can shut the door on me , but you ca n't shut the door on the truth . aidan : i 'll just have to settle for you . adam : liza , i 'm no longer obliged to share the details of my business with you . liza : even though they affect the safety of our daughter ? adam : they wo n't . but along those lines , i am up to my knees in business right now , and i would like for you to keep colby away from the office for the time being . liza : well , gee . thanks for the stroll down memory lane . adam : what does that mean ? liza : you , untrusting and emotionally unavailable . it 's a little like being married all over again . come on , sweetie , let 's go . colby : daddy , can you give this to my new friend ? adam : who would that be ? colby : the man who was just here . he helped me with it . adam : yes . yes , i 'll take care of it . do n't you worry . colby : thanks daddy . bye - bye . adam : bye - bye . i love you , sweetheart . adam : kensington , i want you to put your best man on my daughter , asap . and if michael cambias comes anywhere near her , alert me immediately . reggie : what 's up with the evil look ? what 'd i do ? all i said was that - simone : yeah , we know what you said , and you might have cost us an article in `` us `` weekly magazine about our sexy male contest . reggie : oh , sexy -- why did n't you just ask for the sexiest male ? simone : oh , oh , oh -- reggie : you know , if you want to take some pictures , you know , right there . simone : reginald , reggie , mr. porter -- reggie : what ? mia : leave . reggie : tell kendall i came by -- simone : yeah , i will . goodbye . reggie : thank you . mia : um -- about what just happened -- simone : yeah -- mia : us -- bonnie : may i guess -- simone ? simone : yeah . bonnie : and -- mia : mia , hi . greenlee and kendall were going to be here -- simone : yeah , but something came up . and i swear to you , if it 's anything less than an earthquake , i will personally strangle them -- mia : and we did n't want to blow our chance to have an article about us -- mia and simone : in `` us . `` mia : so -- simone : yeah -- mia : how would you put it ? simone : i do n't know . mia : we -- bonnie : try lied ? mia and simone : yeah . simone : so , i guess the interview 's over . bonnie : that 's it . we 'll try and get this out next week into the issue so that it 's still on the stands while the contest is on . mia : you 're running the article ? simone : oh , bonnie . bonnie : absolutely . after that crazy stunt -- it 's going to make fantastic copy . simone : oh , thank god . bonnie : of course , if i 'd found out about it after the profile was done - simone : right . mia : make a note to thank reggie . simone : yes , understood . bonnie : well , nice meeting you . simone : you , too . mia : you , too . brad : likewise . mia : yeah , thank you . simone : oh , you guys are wonderful . mia : great . simone : ok , so , we 'll be in touch , yeah ? bonnie : we 'll see you . mia : bye . bonnie : bye - bye . simone : bye . have a great day . mia : all right ! yes ! simone : oh , my god , we did it . oh , kendall , you were fabulous . mia : greenlee , loved you . simone : oh , thank you . oh , my god . we should go have lunch , like a victory celebration . mia : yeah . it 's a little early for lunch , though . simone : ok , then we 'll have a long lunch . mia : where ? simone : um , i know -- the backstreet brewery . mia : oh , god , that place is always crowded with guys from the firehouse . simone : oh , i think i can put up with it , i mean , if i really try . mia : simone , when are you ever , ever going to learn ? simone : oh , come on , mia . they 're not all bad . mia : oh , really ? name one man , just one , who has never disappointed a woman . simone : oh , one name -- the pressure of a name . oh , let me see . santa claus . mia : oh , my god . ok . you got me there , although there was that year i asked for the pogo stick -- simone : all right , you know what ? you 're hopeless . you 're really hopeless . edmund : wow . what did dr. joe do to turn that smile on ? maria : well , he is going to look into my recertification exam for me . edmund : wow . maria : yeah . edmund : so , you feel like you 're really ready ? maria : oh , yeah . yeah , definitely . i just -- i feel like i did before i took my organic chemistry exam , and aidan had given me this good luck pencil and -- edmund : would n't you feel better if you saw him ? maria : no . no , because there 's nothing that i can say to make him feel better . and i think that seeing my face right now is the last thing that aidan needs . carlos : we ca n't do this here . greenlee : what ? what ? what could be better ? i 'm here , you 're here , bedroom furnishings are on the second floor . carlos : the store 's about to open . greenlee : no , it 's not . no , it 's not . i saw a sign , and the employees are on a picnic today . so we can have our own picnic , carlos . no rain , no ants . we even have time for seconds . [ next_on ] woman : carlos , is that you ? erica : there 's something that you need to know , and it ca n't wait . jamie : tad the cad is going to preach me abstinence ? david : i want tad to be penniless and disgraced .
aidan has a run in with maria at the pine valley inn . he realizes that maria is long over him and congratulates her on her wedding . kendall overhears their conversation and follows aidan home . she tries to comfort him , but aidan says he 's leaving . kendall begs him to stay but aidan says there 's nothing keeping him in pine valley anymore . greenlee cleans up the enchantment display and prepares a lovely dining setting for her and carlos . they start kissing passionately and fall to the ground . maria tells joe that her memory is back and that she 's ready to be a doctor again . mia wraps a box full of mementos of her relationship with jake . she plans on sending the box to carolyn as a wedding gift , but simone talks her out of it . bonnie , a top reporter , shows up at fusion to interview kendall and greenlee . not wanting to upset the reporter , simone pretends to be greenlee and says mia is kendall . after the interview , reggie shows up and says hi to simone and mia . bonnie realizes that she 's been interviewing the wrong people . however , she is impressed with simone 's crazy stunt and says she will still run the story . adam and michael meet at a conference room to discuss their plans . liza shows up and when adam goes to meet her , michael ends up chatting with colby . adam becomes furious and tells michael to stay away from his daughter . liza tells adam to not trust michael and later adam tells his bodyguards to stay with colby .
amanda : will we ever get out of this pit ? what if we do n't ? what if they kill us ? j.r. : we 're going to get out of here soon . i 'm sure of it . amanda : and then there 's the whole `` you being nice to me `` thing -- totally freaky , not that i 'm complaining . who knew ? you as a hostage , a kinder , gentler j.r . j.r. : i 'm sorry that you got caught up in this , ok ? when we get out of here , i 'm going to make it up to you , i promise . amanda : for what ? you have zero to make up for . you did n't ask to be kidnapped . [ door opens ] j.r. : did my father give you the money ? amanda : can we go ? hey -- let go ! j.r. : let her go ! come on , let her go ! amanda : j.r. ! man : do n't move . j.r. : amanda ! amanda : help ! j.r. : amanda ! [ scene_break ] kendall : you started it , i finish it . greenlee : hi . kendall : ok . greenlee : oh , hi . hi , little man . oh -- you 're so perfect . oh , i 'll take your binky . hi , little man . you 're so big and perfect . he feels amazing . [ spike fusses ] greenlee : oh ! oh ! yes , that 's your auntie greenlee 's earring . oh , god . and you 're so beautiful . yes , you are . did you know that i knew you before you were born ? i used to dream about you . yes , i did . yes , i did . greenlee : i ca n't do this . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . thank you for -- thank you for letting me hold him . i ca n't -- i just ca n't -- i ca n't do this right now , please . thank you . ryan : greenlee , are you all right ? greenlee : yeah , yeah . kendall : greenlee , wait -- ryan : whoa , hold on , greenlee -- kendall : greenlee -- zach : wow . god , it always gets a little teary , man . that was -- that was really nice . is it everything you expected , greenlee holding spike ? now everything 's all right with the world ? ryan : it was n't wrong , zach . zach : you forced kendall , for what ? anybody happier ? make any difference to you , annie -- kendall : no , no one forced me , zach . i wanted to let greenlee hold spike , i chose to do that . zach : ryan chose . you followed . ryan : i was just trying to find some middle ground , trying to find a way to help her through this . zach : you manipulated her . ryan : i manipulated her ? zach : yep , and you poured it on . her connection , greenlee 's connection to spike , and now she needs to be in our family -- very nice . kendall : no . no , no one forced me to do anything , zach . zach : ok . so if ryan had n't pulled this , you would 've offered for greenlee to hold spike yourself ? kendall : yes , i think , sooner or later . zach : yeah ? kendall : yeah . zach : why ? for what ? to solve problems ? no . make people happy ? no . resolutions ? no . ryan : were you here just a minute ago ? how about her dropping the custody suit ? zach : you 're right . now all we have to do is sit here and wait to see what she does next . [ spike fusses ] kendall : shh , shh , shh . ryan : you know what ? greenlee deserves to be in spike life , deserves to be part of this family to some degree , all right ? and it 's not going to happen overnight . it 's going to take time , we 'll work it out , but she does not deserve to be on the outside looking in . zach : he 's right . greenlee lost an awful lot . you want this one ? yeah . but maybe what we should do is help her by finding her her own life . ryan : see , the problem with that is that what we did do is we helped her out of her old life . do you remember ? i played dead . do you remember ? you destroyed her fertilized eggs , kendall used her own eggs . she deserves at least this . zach : yeah , ok . so you feel that you owe greenlee ? all right , owe her anything you want . kendall owes her nothing . if you want to go ahead and parcel out your life , you go ahead and do that . do not , for one second , presume that you can parcel out ours . [ annie runs out of the room in tears ] zach : how far you going to go ? what are you going to do to give greenlee what she deserves ? you willing to sacrifice your marriage ? kendall : this is n't good , zach . maybe i should go after greenlee . zach : no . it 's ryan 's party . let him handle the fallout . ryan : what are you doing ? annie : honeymoon 's off . [ scene_break ] jamie : hey . julia : hi . jamie : you wanted to talk ? but if now is not a good time -- julia : no , no . now 's as good a time as any . uh -- i 've been thinking ever since i took that pregnancy test -- [ door closes ] di : hey . have either of you guys seen amanda lately ? jamie : uh -- the last time was in the kitchen around 1 : 00 a.m. she beat me to a drumstick sometime last week . di : you ? julia : no . i guess it 's not that unusual -- big house , busy schedules . di : yeah , that 's what i thought , but del just called and she has n't been at confusion for the last couple of days . there 's been no phone calls , no messages , and she 's not answering her cell . i 'm starting to get worried . [ scene_break ] j.r. : come on , do n't hurt amanda , ok ? you hear me ? do n't hurt her . she did n't do anything wrong . you ok ? you ok ? did he hurt you ? i swear to god , if he hurt you , i 'll break his neck . amanda : they did n't . i 'm all right . j.r. : ok . ok , why do n't we sit down . are you sure you 're ok ? amanda : they did n't touch me . j.r. : you 're shaking . amanda : they knew my name , where i work , where i live . they even know who my roommates are . j.r. : what ? that 's crazy . amanda : it 's creepy ! i hate this ! i want to get out of here now ! j.r. : i 'm sure we 're going to be out of here soon . amanda : yeah , well , stop telling me that everything 's going to be ok , and let 's get out of here . j.r. : i 've already thought about it . if i knew how to get out of here , i would 've already been all over it ! amanda : listen , there is . i heard those goons talking . one of them is going for supplies , which means the other is going to be alone . ok , this is our chance , j.r . i know how to break out of here . [ scene_break ] ava : mmm ! oh , gorgeous . note to self -- thank jonny for the bank . best 500 i ever spent . what 's wrong with you ? what , you do n't like the color ? it 's blue streak . cool , huh ? you want to give me a second coat ? sean : what will you give me if i do ? ava : what do you want ? sean : some more of that action that got me in trouble . ava : oh , bad boy . too bad your uncle jack said that kind of action 's strictly forbidden , and i ai n't ruining these . sean : yeah , you can do what i want without smudging a nail . ava : does n't sound like too much fun for me . sean : remember that little treat you put in my jacket before prom ? well , i got a little taste before i got busted , and i want to do it again , with you . i score , we share -- mutual high . and we can ride that wherever you want to go . what do you say ? hook me up with your source . lily : do n't ! you have to stop ! sean : lily , we were n't -- lily : the bottle is tipping at approximately a 20-degree angle . if it spills over , it could get on the carpet or on the table . do n't make any sudden movements ! sean : thanks for the heads - up . lily : nail polish is very hard to remove from surfaces such as wood or wool . dad would n't like it . sean : yeah , he 's already on edge with me . you saved the day , lily . here , let me help you with that . [ knock on door ] ava : ok , fine . do n't mind me , i 'll get it . if i ruin these toes , i swear -- [ knock ] ava : i 'm coming ! jonathan ! you , uh , here to collect your money back ? it 's a little too late . i spent it on a good cause , though . jonathan : i 'm here to see lily . ava : oh , right . of course , you are . lily ? it 's for you . it 's jonathan . [ scene_break ] aidan : with everything that 's been going on with her mom , adam kidnapping jenny , poor little amanda 's been under a lot of stress recently . jamie : i should 've paid more attention to her when we were having our conversation . i just thought she was ok . di : fusion 's been so crazy . that 's certainly not an excuse . i mean , what kind of friend am i to not even notice that she 's been gone ? julia : well , maybe we should call the police , file a missing person 's report . [ knock on door ] di : hi . have you heard from amanda ? del : oh , yeah , sorry i sounded the alarm . she 's fine . sorry . [ scene_break ] amanda : if you can come up with a better plan , let 's hear it . j.r. : we are not going to escape . amanda : my idea will work . j.r. : and if it does n't , you could get hurt . amanda : i 'll take my chances . j.r. : no , it is too dangerous . if we get caught , we do n't know what these gorillas will do to us . amanda : if we stay , it 's the same thing . j.r. : no . they get the ransom , and they will let us go . amanda : or kill us . j.r. : no . no , no way is that going to happen . amanda : why are you so sure now that your father 's going to come through for you ? j.r. : he has to . amanda : a few days ago , you were writing your obituary , `` tell my son i love him . `` and now you 're all about the hope , `` we be nice , they 'll be nice , too `` ? j.r. : there 's no way that i 'm going to jeopardize your life with some sort of risky escape attempt . amanda : listen , one of them is gone , which means the other one is alone . this may be our only shot , j.r. we can take him . j.r. : will you just relax , all right ? we will get out of here . amanda : you keep saying that . god . you know , i kept hoping that somebody would miss us and find us and tell the police . we 'd be reporting missing and saved . j.r. : i 'm sure everyone is doing everything that they can . amanda : not anymore , not my friends , not after del gets the voicemail that those jerks just made me leave . [ scene_break ] amanda 's voice : i did n't realize how much i needed to get away . then my friend calls and invited me sailing around fiji -- surf and sun , i could n't say no . would you ask jonathan to cover for me at confusion ? tell him i owe him bigtime . and tell the wildwinders i 'm sorry i took off without saying anything . di : there you go . del : i guess amanda needed to take a little break . [ scene_break ] amanda : the only way out of here is if we do it ourselves . we ca n't wait for someone to help us . j.r. : no , it 's too risky . amanda : well , i do n't get this `` roll over and play dead `` routine . do n't to protect me . j.r. : these guys are calling the shots . we do something to tick them off , it could make things worse . amanda : so we 'll stick around at the mercy of these idiots ? [ door opens ] amanda : ok , follow my lead . [ amanda groans ] man : chow . amanda : oh , help me . man : what 's wrong with you ? amanda : please -- oh . man : what 's this ? j.r. : i do n't know . she was fine a minute ago . man : back up ! amanda : oh , it hurts . man : what 's the problem ? ooh -- oh ! [ amanda kicks the man in the shin ] amanda : let 's go . come on , let 's get out of here . j.r. : there could be an army up there . i 'm not going to take that chance . amanda : i will . come on . j.r. : no , not with your life . amanda : it 's my life , my choice . j.r. : i do n't care ! man : you 're not going anywhere ! amanda : ah ! j.r. : hey . amanda : oh ! no ! j.r. : no , do n't ! come on , amanda . amanda : oh ! j.r. : come here . amanda : no , let go of me ! oh , my god ! what is wrong with you ? [ scene_break ] lily : you can have this if you want . jonathan : what is it ? lily : it 's items from our wedding day . jonathan : it 's our marriage certificate . it 's your wedding dress , and it 's a bouquet of flowers . lily , i -- i ca n't accept these . those are yours . lily : but i do n't want them anymore . our wedding was 368 days ago , and these things make me remember . i do n't want to remember . jonathan : you -- you want to forget our wedding ? lily : if you want to remember it , you should take the box , or i 'll have to throw it all away . [ scene_break ] ava : what do you think you 're doing ? sean : trying to help you relax . look , why do n't we get some happy pills ? we can be happy together . i really missed you -- a lot . ava : how stupid do you think i am ? [ scene_break ] kendall : did you see the look on greenlee 's face after she held spike ? the pain and the loss . i 've seen that look before , right after her miscarriage . [ kendall flashes back to greenlee in a hospital bed ] kendall : do you remember last night ? you were in trouble . and , um , dr. madden had to rush you here . greenlee , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . you had a miscarriage . zach : i know you feel for greenlee , and i know you want to help her . but how far are you willing to go ? what are you willing to lose ? because you will lose something . emma : why are n't mommy and daddy ready to go ? [ scene_break ] ryan : whoa , whoa , whoa . annie , annie , this trip , it 's for us -- for you , me , emma , and spike . annie : and greenlee . she 's part of us now , right ? `` she deserves to be `` -- your words . ryan : annie , do n't . do n't -- annie : it 's the perfect way to help her blend into the family , right ? hey , when we get back , should we move ? is this place going to be big enough , or will greenlee be able to blend in ? should n't really be too hard , she was in here first , right ? ryan : ok , look , it 's been hard on all of us -- annie : no , no ! ryan : it has . annie : it 's been difficult . kendall is difficult . this is impossible . kendall , i could work with , understand . she 's the mother of your child . but who the hell is greenlee ? and where do you get off handing her a piece of my life ? [ scene_break ] kendall : well , your mommy and daddy are almost ready to go . i am sure of it . emma : i 'll help them pack . i 'm very good of it . zach : hmm . i 'll bet you are , but maybe what you should do is find rachael and spike and help him so he brings all his favorite toys . ok ? emma : ok . kendall : ok . all right , see you later . kendall : well , it 's going to be some honeymoon . zach : annie 's been married for about two weeks . and the only thing her new husband can think about is his old wife , what he can do for her . how do you think that makes annie feel ? kendall : uh -- not good , i 'm sure . none of us like it , zach . but you 're wrong . i do owe greenlee . zach : you owe her for what ? you offered her a baby . she rejected you and the child , so what do you owe her for ? kendall : i do n't know . i do n't know what . i do n't know how . i just know that i -- i owe her something . and i was hoping today would be the start of trying to figure it out . zach : yeah , well , at least you saw that it was a mistake to have her hold spike . kendall : no , no , i 'm talking about it was a mistake to try to do it in front of a crowd . that 's not how it should have been . it should have been greenlee and i and spike . that 's how it was in the beginning -- greenlee and i , we were a team . she was so excited about this baby , even before the baby was born , but when he was just a dream . and she proved that it was right for her and ryan to have a child together . and we were so thrilled about the possibility of making this dream come true . and now simone 's dead . i have spike . and greenlee is alone without a child . [ scene_break ] [ running to fusion 's rooftop , greenlee recalls holding spike ] greenlee : hi , little man . oh . [ scene_break ] ryan : look , you do n't owe greenlee anything , all right ? but i do . i do . she had her heart set on a child , and i had a vasectomy without her even knowing about it -- annie : stop it ! stop , ryan ! ryan : and i rode my bike off a cliff -- annie : i do n't want to hear it ! ryan : and she got pregnant ! annie : i do n't want to hear it anymore . when you and i said our vows , she was not part of the package . ryan : so what do you want me to do ? you want me just to walk away ? because i ca n't do that . annie : so you just invite her into our lives ? ryan : she deserves to be included . we can make it work . annie : oh , i am so sick of hearing that . how , ryan ? ryan : wow . look , i do n't have all of the answers , all right ? and i will not ask any more of you than you 're willing to give . annie : oh , i think you already have . ryan : look , annie -- annie : no , stop . stop . this is n't something that -- that throwing sand on the ground is going to fix , ryan . ryan : look , why do n't you just repack , ok , please ? we 'll go on this trip . everything 's going to be fine . annie : i do n't know . just go . [ annie throws a hanger at the bedroom door as ryan shuts it after him ] annie : ugh ! [ scene_break ] ava : did you really think that some `` e `` and hooking up with me was going to get me to fess up to setting you up ? i did n't do that ! sean : ok , and i should believe you because -- ava : why would i ? uh , because you treat me like dirt , and you practically let colby call me a whore . whatever , i 've heard worse . [ scene_break ] jonathan : i do n't want to forget the day that we got married or forget any of the times that we had together , lily . lily : do you want the box ? jonathan : i 'm sorry that you want to forget . i was never happier than i was when i was with you . sometimes , lily , i think that i 'll never be that happy again . lily : well , the future ca n't be predicted , but statistically , you will be happy again . jonathan : i 'll take it , if that 's what you want . lily : thank you . [ scene_break ] ava : look at yourself , getting all worked up because you think that big , bad beeyotch ava set you up . and why ? because i got my mushy feelings hurt ? no , do n't think so . you 're not worth it . sean : you had access to my tux . ava : so what ? cuff me , officer . officer stupid . why do n't you just leave the detective work to lily ? lily : i can teach you detective skills . it 's easy . i learned from books , and you can learn from me . ava : oh , he does not have the chops or the moves . lily : need any chops or special moves . all you have to do is just gather clues . sean thinks that someone planted drugs in his tuxedo pocket and then placed an anonymous call to the police . did you have any new leads , any suspects ? sean : not yet , but i 'm getting close . ava : good luck , sherlock . ava : so , lily , what 's up with you inviting jonathan over ? that 's a little weird , is n't it ? lily : i gave him a box of items from our wedding day . ava : why did you do that ? lily : it 's not working . ava : what 's not working ? lily : if the items that trigger the memories are gone , should n't the memories be gone , too ? i gave him the dress and the bouquet and the certificate , but i still remember how i felt . ava : well , maybe that 's not such an awful thing . lily : i do n't want to remember those feelings , or our wedding day , or being jonathan 's wife . i hope it does n't take much longer . [ scene_break ] amanda : how could you wimp out ? we totally had him . we 'd be on the other side of that door right now ! j.r. : it never would have worked . amanda : all you had to do was back me up , say i was sick , and jump him , but you played clueless . well , when we could have run , you held me back . i swear to god , you like being a hostage . [ scene_break ] di : well , i 'm glad amanda is just taking some time off , just getting her head together , sailing the tropics . [ di laughs ] di : it 's not a bad way to do it . ok , yeah . well , talk to you guys later . jamie : you have barely said `` good morning `` to me since the pregnancy thing . julia : `` pregnancy scare `` -- you actually used the word `` scare . `` jamie : that was a poor choice . julia : i wanted that test to be positive , jamie . i wanted to be pregnant . i want to have a baby . jamie : i know . julia : and i thought maybe it would be with you . you 're so good with kathy . and the two of you have gotten so close . and she loves you , and she trusts you . i assumed that you would be as excited about a baby as i am . when i saw your reaction to that test -- not excited . definitely not ready . jamie : yeah , but that does n't mean i never will be . all right ? i love you , julia . i want a family with you someday . julia : i love you , too , jamie . but `` someday `` just is n't good enough . you 're the best , jamie . i just ca n't forget where we both are anymore . jamie : but that does n't mean we have to end this . julia : we 're just at really different places in our lives . you 're just beginning med school . the possibilities are huge . they 're endless . what you will end up doing , where you 'll do it . your reaction to my almost being pregnant was really honest . jamie : it was . i guess i did n't want to see it , either . julia : i 've wanted a family for years . and i could n't have one , not on the run with noah . and then when kathy came into my life , it changed everything . being her mother is the greatest thing that 's ever happened to me . she 's changed my whole world . and to take care of her , to keep her safe , to give her a happy life -- that is all i want . and that includes building a family , giving her a little brother or a little sister , and i do n't want to wait . jamie : you should n't have to . julia : this has to be over . trying to make it work , to force something is n't good for either of us . um -- these are my family leave papers . jamie : but you 're not taking kathy until next -- julia : i 'm leaving tomorrow . jamie : oh . julia : moving it up just seemed to make sense . jamie : i really thought i could make you happy . julia : you did . you really did . [ julia kisses jamie and leaves the room ] [ scene_break ] jack : sean , you wanted to see me ? so what 's wrong , or do n't i want to know ? sean : i know who planted the ecstasy in my pocket and who tipped off the cops -- ava . [ scene_break ] [ at the boathouse , lily remembers ] jonathan : happy new year , lily ! lily : happy new year , jonathan ! lily : ok . i think i 'm ready to try it the ice . jonathan : ok . lily : are you coming ? jonathan : yeah . yeah , here i come . hey . no , cut it out . i told you that i want this to be a surprise . lily : but i do n't want a surprise . just one peek ? jonathan : no . lily : but it 's my schedule , too . jonathan : you -- you really want to see it ? but you have to catch me first . lily : jonathan ! jonathan : i 'm right here . lily : oh ! jonathan : i 'm right here . man : long time no see . you still owe me , sexy . lily : i do n't owe you anything . man : i only gave you the product because you promised you were good for the rest of the cash . lily : i did n't promise you anything . i 've never met you . man : you think you 're going to con your way out of this ? you owe me . pay up now . [ scene_break ] amanda : you want to be bffs with these goons , go for it . i 'm getting out of here . j.r. : there is no way out . amanda : uh ! here , help me with this . if we break it , maybe it 'll cause a flood . j.r. : oh , yeah , yeah . then we can build an ark and sail out of here . amanda : if we break it and it floods , they 'll have to move us to fix it . god , why are you being like this ? at the very least , we can use it as a weapon . we ca n't do the sick routine again . you blew that . we 'll have to think of another way to get them down here . j.r. : will you just give it up , amanda ? amanda : you distract them , i 'll hit whoever 's closest . come on . j.r. : and get yourself killed . forget it . amanda : yeah . way better to stick around and be at the mercy of these freaks . damn it ! j.r. : they wo n't hurt us , amanda . amanda : do you hear yourself ? you are flipping j.r. chandler , mogul at - large , and you 're sounding like some kind of victim . what 's it called ? the stockholm whatever ? where the hostage totally goes along with the kidnappers . j.r. : listen to me , they will not hurt us . amanda : you have some crystal ball stashed somewhere ? j.r. : their names are bob and vince . they 're my employees . [ scene_break ] sean : look , ava was there when i was getting ready for prom . she was alone with my tux jacket . she had plenty of time to dump the pills in the pocket . jack : wait , wait -- why would she do that ? i thought you and ava were close . sean : no , no , because in her mind , i dumped her for colby . she busted me with the cops . payback . jack : ava , could i see you down here , please , now ? ava : is there a problem ? jack : yes . yes , i think there is . [ scene_break ] man : give me the money . 100 , now . lily : i do n't owe you any money . man : look , this little stupid routine -- it 's getting old , ok ? lily : but i 've never met you . i could n't have promised you anything . i do n't owe you money . man : you do n't want to give me the money ? that 's fine , that 's cool . i 'll just take it . lily : do n't touch , do n't touch ! [ scene_break ] kendall : ryan , i 'll talk to annie . ryan : i appreciate it , but i just do n't think it 's going to help very much . zach : i agree . it 's probably best just leave them alone . kendall : it would have been best if this never happened , but it did . ryan : it 's just that emma was really looking forward to this trip , and now it might not happen . and i do n't know what i 'm going to say to her if annie decides not to go . zach : i think emma 's going to be fine . that 's not your major concern right now . ryan : yeah , well , we 'll work it out . my marriage is -- [ footsteps ] annie : well , let 's get this trip started . ryan : we are going to have such an incredible time . emma : mommy and daddy , let 's go . annie : oh , ok . kendall : oh . thank you . zach : hey , little man . kendall : sleepy boy . all right , my little sleepy boy . oh , i am going to miss you so much -- so much . but i 'll see you real soon , ok ? see you real soon . [ scene_break ] amanda : we 've been kidnapped by chandler employees ? you recognized them , even with their masks ? oh , this is just great ! j.r. : look , you do n't understand . amanda : sure i do . if bob and vince realize you can identify them , we 're buried . all the more reason for us to get out of here . our lives are not worth dirt . j.r. : bob and vince are my employees . they take my orders . we are not hostages . amanda : you set this whole thing up ? j.r. : yes . [ amanda slaps j.r . ] [ next_on ] zach ( to adam ) : every idiot knows your son is n't worth $ 100 million . let the kidnappers keep him . we 'll take chandler enterprises the easy way . j.r. ( to amanda ) : you going to narc on me ? amanda : no . i want a piece of the action .
greenlee holds little spike in her arms as big tears stream down her cheeks . she becomes upset , gives the baby back to kendall , and runs out . j.r. foils an attempt by amanda to escape their captors . annie , upset by ryan 's actions toward greenlee , calls off the honeymoon . sean talks to ava about the night that the drugs appeared in his coat pocket but ava denies framing him for drug possession . ryan tries to talk to annie about greenlee , but annie will not listen . jonathan visits lily and she gives him back a box of things that reminded her of their wedding day . she lets jonathan know that she does not want to be reminded of that day . di lets jamie and julia that she had n't heard from amanda in a few days .
krystal : it 's magic ! you know what else is magic ? your daddy 's coming home today . yeah , and guess what else ? your new big sister . i know . colby : we 're not too late , are we ? krystal : no , no , no . aidan should be coming back with tad any minute now . well , hi , sweetie . you ok ? welcome home , kathy . [ scene_break ] aidan : you all right ? tad : yeah , i 'm fine . i 'm still a little sore . listen , before we go in , i think you and i should have a little talk . aidan : sure . what 's up ? tad : well , you know i 've -- the truth is , i 'm lucky to be alive , you know ? and you know , because you were there . now i 'm home . i have a beautiful wife , i have a beautiful baby girl , and i got kate . you know , i 've finally got kate . i have my family together , and i came this close to losing it . aidan : i know . i ca n't imagine what that was like for you . tad : i do n't think you 'd believe me even if i told you . anyway , see , going through something like that , it changes you a lot . it changes your priorities about things . i think , unfortunately , it 's going to change things between you and me , too . [ scene_break ] greenlee : there 's no way that richie can get away with it , is there ? i mean , the dna evidence alone should be enough to put that slimeball away forever , right ? zach : a court case is never a slam - dunk , but i 'm going to make sure he does n't get away with it . kendall : hey , have they taken him away ? did they lock him up ? zach : no , they 've got to wait for the final results from the doctors , and then the police can book him . ryan : you want to get a lynch mob , j.r. ? that 's your brilliant idea ? j.r. : do you have a better one ? zach : it may be a little late to storm the castle there , junior . there 's police everywhere . but bookmark the thought , just in case . babe : so that 's the plan ? we 're all just going to sit around and wait and watch richie get hauled off to jail ? well , not me . j.r. : hey , where are you going ? babe : somewhere where i do n't feel thoroughly and completely stupid . j.r. : hey , i 'm the one who tried to get the truth out of richie by some fake poison . i mean , that was pretty stupid . babe : but i 'm the one who believed him , j.r. and i doubted you . j.r. : babe -- babe : i hurt you , and the only thing that matters to me is that you know how sorry i am . i 'm going to get some air . i 'll be back . j.r. : i 'll save you a seat . [ scene_break ] ryan : annie ? annie : i 'll be ok . ryan : you did everything you could to convince people that he 's dangerous . annie : yeah , somehow `` i told you so `` are n't really the words coming to mind right now . my brother came to town because of me , ryan , and a lot of people got hurt because of it . ryan : you 're not responsible , annie . annie : yeah , right . i 'm not my brother 's keeper . ryan : you 're not . look , he 's going back to jail . he 's going to be in prison where he belongs , ok ? annie : my brother is a liar , ryan -- a clever , really devious liar . he 's going to do and say whatever it takes to keep from going back to prison . ryan : and the difference is this time , nobody 's going to believe a word that comes out of his mouth , ok -- from now on . all right ? [ scene_break ] kendall : did greenlee tell you about annie ? zach : no , what happened ? kendall : well , she came home last night and annie was in her apartment . apparently , annie talked the super into letting her into greenlee 's place . it scared the hell out of her . zach : does n't sound like annie . why would she do that ? kendall : to warn greenlee to stay away from ryan . zach : she 's in a tough place right now . and ryan 's selective memory 's not helping . kendall : yeah , still , it was a really bizarre thing for annie to do . zach : hey , it 's not our business . it 's their business . they can work it out . [ scene_break ] j.r. : hey . greenlee : hey . so , i guess have you to thank for catching richie . j.r. : well , i like to be everyone 's big hero , but i went after richie for what he did to me . greenlee : still . j.r. : so , where 's the husband to be at ? i figured he 'd already have tad at his house by now . i also thought he 'd be tearing down walls to get to richie after he heard the news . greenlee : you really need to catch up on a few things , do n't you , j.r. ? [ scene_break ] tad : before i say anything else , i want you to know i basically think of you as a brother , ok , not as partner . aidan : well , i feel the same way . an older brother -- much older . tad : do n't help , ok , because i could still take you out . aidan : i bet you could . tad : do n't be ridiculous . i can still pay to take you out . aidan , i 'm sorry . i 'm folding my hand , and i 'm going to get out . i want to give you my half of the company . aidan : tad -- tad : i know it 's not some huge corporate success story , but , look , we got a couple of assets set aside , and we got firmly in the black . and i know you 're going to be fine . you 're a much better investigator than i ever thought about being . you 're going to do great by yourself . aidan : you 've just been through a traumatic experience , all right ? just wait a few weeks before you make any rash decisions . tad : a few weeks , a few months , a few years -- it does n't make any difference . the decision is made . the only hard part about it is knowing you and i wo n't be working together anymore . aidan : but , tad , listen -- tad : i just want you to know something , ok ? this is n't about you . it 's about me . you 're the best -- you 're the best partner , you 're the best mate , you 're the best fish and chips a guy ever had . this is about me , ok ? it 's about me getting a chance just to live -- just to live the rest of my life , ok ? come on . you got to let me off the hook here , ok ? tell me you understand . aidan : i 'm not happy about it , but , you know , if you made your decision -- tad : you 'll always know where to find me if you ever need me for anything , anytime , anywhere , ok ? you know that . come on , i got to -- i 've got a family waiting for me . [ laughs ] krystal : welcome home . tad : you know something ? those are about the most beautiful words anybody 's ever said to me . and you -- colby : look who 's here . tad : hey , sunshine . i 'm home . we are home -- finally home . [ scene_break ] j.r. : wow , that 's -- that 's messy . greenlee : yeah , well , my adjectives were a little more colorful . j.r. : yeah , i vaguely remember being around for a few of those . greenlee : it happened once when they thought that zach and i were dead , but once is enough for me . j.r. : slater does n't seem too fazed by it . greenlee : yeah , well , why am i even talking to you ? j.r. : i do n't know . a common enemy . we 're on the same side for once , if that means anything . i do n't know . look , i 'm sorry . greenlee : do n't be , do n't be . i found out before i made the big mistake of marrying him . what ? j.r. : nothing . i just had this flash of a story my uncle stuart told me one time , but you would n't want to hear it . greenlee : no , i probably do n't , but now you have to tell me . j.r. : ok , well , there 's these two kids and they were on their way to school , and they passed this wishing well . and they threw their penny in there . they made their wish -- silent wish . and about lunchtime , the one kid grumbles that he did n't get his $ 10 million and his jet plane . the other kid looks down at his pb & j ; and he 's just happy his mom did n't put a tuna fish sandwich in the lunchbox . i mean , my point is , greenlee , do n't wish too big . i mean , i 'm sure that there is a perfect woman out there somewhere , but i just do n't think the perfect man exists . [ scene_break ] richie : what -- no flowers ? babe : i 'm afraid they 'd die if they got too close to you . richie : that hurts . you know , your ex - husband almost killed me the other day -- shot me up full of god - knows - what and i almost died . honey , you want to take a picture ? babe : i 'm just trying to see if there 's any hint of the man i thought i knew , but nope , it 's gone . it was all a show . richie : the way i still feel for you is n't a show . i cared for you , babe -- i still do . babe : stop it , ok ? it may have taken me awhile , but i am finally on to you , richie . richie : i get why you 're upset . the last time i talked to you i was a real jackass . i 'm sorry i hurt your feelings . i was just angry , so -- i need you to know i still feel for you , babe . babe : you 're sorry about being a jackass . what about a kidnapper , or a murderer if it had turned out the way you wanted it to ? richie : slater 's got it all wrong . babe : oh , i see , so zach ran himself down with j.r. 's car and threw himself in that ditch , is that how it went ? richie : it was n't me . babe : do you want to know how i know you 're lying , richie ? when you open up your mouth and words come out of it . and i believed those words once , and shame on me . but you know what ? not anymore . richie : this is n't over between you and me . babe : that 's because it never started , richie . yes , i liked a nice guy named wes once , who i thought i could have fun with and be easy with in a time in my life when i desperately needed something simple and good . richie : well , hey , do you remember the cabin ? you , me , and the kids ? that was great . that was fun . i have n't forgotten . i 'm never going to forget about that . babe : yeah , well , that was all a lie , too . and my mistake was believing that that nice guy existed somewhere inside of you . but you 're just -- you 're just a shell . you 're a poor , pathetic , empty shell , richie , who has messed up every chance you 've been given . [ scene_break ] kathy : does it hurt ? tad : a little bit . when i see you smile , it feels a lot better , though . how do you like your new room ? colby : krystal and i both offered to help her unpack , but she wanted to wait for you . tad : did she ? well , i guess that 's the first order of business then , huh ? colby : wait , wait . we have a surprise , do n't we ? come on . let 's go get it ready . let 's go this way . krystal : well , here we all are . all our prayers answered . aidan : i 'll let you guys , uh , enjoy the reunion . tad : no , no , no , wait , wait . come on . you still need to tell krystal . krystal : tell krystal what ? tad : i , uh , i 'm getting out of the business . i 'm giving aidan my share of the company . i got a more important job . [ scene_break ] zach : hey . annie : i 'm surprised you 're even talking to me . zach : like kendall said , it 's not your fault . can i have a word with you ? ryan : yeah , sure . zach : i just need to know something . ryan : what 's that ? zach : just in case annie 's brother falls through the cracks of the legal system -- um , that 's going to be unacceptable for me . ryan : i would n't be very happy with it either . what 's your point ? zach : my point is , if justice needs to be served , are you going to get in the way ? [ scene_break ] kendall : j.r. ? j.r. : has babe come back yet ? kendall : uh , no . i have n't seen her . i 'm sorry . j.r. : what ? kendall : well , when -- when zach disappeared , and when i thought you ran him down -- j.r. : oh , my god . that feels like it was a hundred years ago . kendall : yeah , well , i -- i gave you a really hard time . j.r. : yeah . uh , well , i have n't had a drink since . i guess it 's tough love . kendall : you seem different , like you 've finally figured some things out . it suits you . j.r. : are you on the verge of giving me a compliment ? kendall : you still almost killed me . so let 's not break out with the warm fuzzies just yet . but you may actually be someone worth knowing -- one of these days . [ scene_break ] krystal : i -- i do n't know what to say . i mean , do n't you want to take a little bit more time to make a decision like this and talk it over with , like , me ? tad : sweetheart , i would , if i thought there was something to talk about . there is n't . i mean , it 's not really a career decision , it 's sort of a life decision . you know , besides , my -- my biggest case ? finding kathy has been solved , you know ? from now on , there 's only one job i want to take care of , and that 's raising my family . aidan : i do n't want him to leave , but he 's made up his mind . [ phone rings ] aidan : excuse me . greenlee . greenlee : i thought you should know , richie novak 's under arrest here at the hospital . aidan : what for ? greenlee : they 're booking him for kidnapping j.r. and , uh , it turns out he 's also the one that trapped me and zach in the bomb shelter . did you hear me ? aidan : yes , greenlee , i -- i heard you . greenlee : again , i just thought you had the right to know . bye . tad : well , that 's a hell of a face . aidan : richie novak 's been arrested for j.r. 's kidnapping . he was the one that nearly killed greenlee and zach . krystal : what ? aidan : i have to go . [ scene_break ] richie : do n't count me out just yet , babe . they do n't have a shred of evidence that i had anything to do with greenlee or slater 's bad luck that night . in fact , i went out there searching for them , and it nearly killed me . and as far as j.r. 's accusations -- i stole his bone marrow ? oh , come on . babe : there 's dna proof , richie . richie : dna proof can be rigged , and if i 'm not mistaken , you and your mother are experts in that . and the only other thing that the prosecution has is a testimony of a prostitute . i think i have a more honest face . babe : wow . you lie as easily as you breathe . and guess what ? i 'm going to be on the witness stand to help prove that . richie : babe , sweetheart , i 'm not going down for this . i have a secret weapon . babe : oh , really ? what is that ? richie : well , honey , if i told you , it would n't be a secret , would it ? babe : i almost forgot . this is from opal . she did n't seem too surprised this morning when i told her everything you 've done . [ scene_break ] j.r. : thank you for the high - five . `` almost worthy of knowing me , `` i think , might be the nicest thing you 've ever said to me . kendall : do n't let it get to your head . j.r. : it 's too bad what happened to greenlee and aidan . kendall : were we talking about them ? j.r. : no , no , greenlee just happened to mention it to me , how they broke up and why . kendall : do n't go there , j.r . i 'm not in the mood . j.r. : look , i have made a lot of ugly mistakes in my life , especially the one with you . step nine in my program says i need to make amends with everyone that i hurt . now it 's my turn to apologize to you again . i 'm sorry for what i did to our friendship , and i 'm sorry for what i did to you . i 'm glad that zach did n't kick you to the curb . he may not be mr . warmth in my book , but he 's damn lucky to have you . and i 'm glad that he appreciates that . [ scene_break ] krystal : is n't there just a tiny , tiny part of you that wanted to go with aidan and make sure all that evidence was airtight so that j.r. 's kidnapper would n't get off ? tad : i think that 's a job best left to the cops and the d.a . i do n't want to do that stuff anymore . krystal : you know i support you in anything you want to do , honey , but i do kind of wish that we had talked it over a little bit , you know ? i mean , we 're still partners , right ? tad : absolutely , man , in everything . sweetheart , i was n't trying to cut you out of something . i just felt it was -- it was something i did n't have a choice in , something that i needed to do . as far as i 'm concerned , you and the girls , j.r. and jamie , you 're it . you 're the reason that i 'm here . you 're the reason i 'm still here . i just want to take care of you . that 's all . what , you afraid i 'm going to get underfoot ? that i 'm going to be driving you crazy or -- krystal : no , no . tad : going nuts ? krystal : tad , no , no . i 'm so glad you 're still alive . tad : that makes two of us . and i intend to stay that way for a good , long time . krystal : you know , when , uh -- when i was there next to you , when you were in the hospital , i was so afraid of losing you . and i made a bargain with god . i tried to . i did n't quite know what to say . i mean , god spares you , i would try and love you more . tad : oh , krystal . krystal : no , and then i started thinking maybe god was going to take you away , because i did n't love you enough . the thought of living my life without you just scared the hell out of me . tad : i heard them , you know -- your prayers . i felt your love . krystal : honey , i know i ca n't touch the part of your heart that will always , always belong to dixie . [ baby coos ] krystal : i hope i can fill the rest of it , at least . tad : krystal . come here . colby : here we go . tad : oh . krystal : yeah . tad : it 's about the prettiest thing i 've ever seen . colby : welcome home . tad : thanks . come here , you . give me -- ooh . ow . [ scene_break ] zach : you still have n't answered my question . ryan : if you 're asking me if i will stop you from getting satisfaction for what richie did -- let 's just wait and see if it becomes necessary . aidan : novak 's still here ? ryan : yeah , the cops are waiting for him to be released from the hospital . aidan : how did you know it was him ? zach : his voice . excuse me . kendall : how you holding up ? annie : i just wish they 'd get this over with . take him away , you know . i do n't know what we 're all doing here . kendall : you want to go home ? annie : no . no . i mean , we 've waited this long , so -- kendall : greenlee told me what happened last night . you kind of wigged out on her . annie : ok , greenlee 's being over - dramatic , as usual . she 's blown off aidan , and now she 's all about ryan . kendall : no , i do n't think that 's the case with greenlee . annie : you do n't need to defend her , kendall . i just went to her place to let my feelings be known , ok ? the only thing i 'm wigging out about right now is all this . kendall : ok . well , if you need to talk -- [ scene_break ] j.r. : so , how is he ? babe : what are you talking about ? j.r. : richie . you went to go see him , right ? babe : i 'm surprised you did n't try and stop me . j.r. : well , i wanted to . i thought about it . i mean , but , uh , figured you could handle it all by yourself . babe : thank you . j.r. : mm - hmm . so , what did he say ? babe : well , he denies it all . he says that he 's not going down for this , and he has a secret weapon . annie : you -- you talked to richie ? babe : yeah . i had a few things i needed to say to him , so i said them . greenlee : well , uh , do you know what your brother 's talking about ? what the secret weapon might be ? annie : no . why would you ask me that ? greenlee : well , i just thought that -- ryan : greenlee , just leave her alone , ok ? greenlee : well , he 's -- he 's her brother . and maybe she knows what he 's talking about . ryan : i 'm -- i 'm just asking you to back off , that 's all . greenlee : meanwhile , zach and i are the ones that nearly died because of him . ryan : and i understand that . i 'm just asking for a little bit of compassion for annie . she 's not the one that did the crimes , that 's all . greenlee : well , if it is n't the white knight himself . looks like you 're back on track . bully for you . [ scene_break ] tad : mmm . ok , what do you say we take our cake upstairs ? see how you like it . get you settled in your new room , ok ? would you like that ? all right , well , i 'll carry it . first , stand up . why do n't you ask krystal for permission to be excused , ok ? kathy : can we be excused ? krystal : absolutely . tad : all right . come on , tiger , let 's go . colby : i think i 'm going to cry . i 've never seen him so happy . he 's finally found her . [ scene_break ] greenlee : god , i 'm a bitch . zach : you ? no ? i do n't know . you asking me or you telling me ? greenlee : you know about annie busting into my house , right ? zach : mm - hmm . greenlee : anyway , i was just kind of nasty to her , which , under last night 's circumstances , she deserved . but under tonight 's circumstances , she does n't . zach : ah , that 's a little confusing for me . greenlee : i know . it is . what 's even more confusing is when ryan defended her , i got jealous . god , i 'm screwed up . [ scene_break ] kendall : she called you . that 's something . aidan : suppose so . kendall : well , it means that she 's -- she 's reaching out to you . aidan : yeah , well , maybe she just wants to close the book on this nasty little chapter in her life . kendall : meaning ? aidan : oh , it just all comes back to being in that bomb shelter , is n't it ? zach and greenlee down there , you and me up here , searching for him . it does n't take a genius to figure out where her mind goes when that thought pops up . [ scene_break ] annie : thank you . ryan : for what ? annie : for defending me to greenlee . i 'm sure that was hard for you . ryan : why do you say that ? annie : no reason . i 'm just feeling kind of sad . would you hold me , please ? [ scene_break ] richie : i want to speak with my sister . now . [ scene_break ] babe : i 'm still having a hard time with -- j.r. : believing that you 're the smartest , most beautiful , lovely lady on the face of this earth ? the fact that you even humor the idea that i still have a shot with you is a triumph within itself . and god knows , i 've done enough to ruin it . babe : j.r -- attorney : annie lavery ? annie : yes ? attorney : your brother would like to talk to you before he 's brought in for booking . just you . [ scene_break ] tad : ok , now , listen . you 're a big girl , right ? so , uh , for now , until we get you your own furniture , we 'll get you your old stuff , fix it up nice . uh , we figure -- so , what do you say ? we put the , uh , socks and t - shirts and undies up here ? and we 'll put , uh , we 'll put your pants and your , uh , your sweaters down here . does that sound good ? ah , that 's my girl . ok . let 's get started . who is this ? kathy : mommy gave him to me . she said he made her laugh . tad : do you mean your aunt julia gave you this ? kathy : no -- mommy . tad : oh . well , then , i tell you what . welcome home , big fella . come to think of it , he is kind of silly looking . i guess he would make me laugh , too . chicken . ok . so , what do you think of your new room ? you like it ? you know , we can paint it any color you want . would you like a different color ? kathy : pink . tad : pink . good choice . i 'll tell you what , uh , you 're going to have to help me out , though , because , i do n't know , things could get messy . you think you can do that ? kathy : mm - hmm . tad : listen , i know that i have n't been there for you up until now , but i 'll be here for you from now on . you understand that ? that 's my girl . come here . [ scene_break ] ryan : you do n't have to go in there , annie . zach : i agree . he just wants to make you feel guilty , that 's all . annie : i 'll be fine , really . i -- i need to do this . [ scene_break ] j.r. : did you get tad to his house safe ? aidan : yeah . he 's good . j.r. : yeah , well , thank you . aidan : he 's my partner . and he 's a good friend . j.r. : he 's my dad . thanks . aidan : you 're welcome . excuse me . thanks for calling me . greenlee : everyone else was standing around here accomplishing nothing . i thought you should join in on the fun . aidan : so does this help ? finally knowing who did it to you ? greenlee : i 'll feel better once he 's locked up . maybe when some goon in prison knocks the smirk off his face , along with a few teeth . but , no , aidan , it 's not going to fix what happened . [ scene_break ] richie : i was n't sure if you were going to come see me off or not . annie : why 'd you do it , richie ? why did you try and kill zach and greenlee ? richie : listening to ugly rumors again , are we , sis ? and automatically thinking the worst of me , as usual . but do n't worry your pretty little head about it . zach slater 's hearing voices is n't going to be enough to do squat in court , though this j.r. thing is a bit messier . annie : you 're going back to jail , richie . you 're going to pay for everything that you 've done . richie : no , annie , you 're going to pay -- my bail . annie : i 'm not paying your bail . richie : yes , annie , you are . annie : come on , richie . what is bail going to do ? just postpone the inevitable ? you 're going back to prison for this . richie : not necessarily . and unless you want your precious ryan finding out that he 's not shooting blanks , that you 've secretly been trying to get pregnant , i suggest you help me . [ scene_break ] tad : all right , now step out . grab a pencil , make a mark . where is it ? right there ? ok , now , see what we do is we sign your initials , and then the very important part . we put the date right here , yeah . this is a case of smartness here . what we do is we keep doing this every month , and pretty soon you 'll see all these marks go shooting up the wall . but you got to make me a promise , ok ? this is the only time you can write on the wall , right ? otherwise , krystal will kill me . come on . you know , before too long , i think i 'll take you over to your grandparents ' house , so you can see my marks , you know , when i was growing up . then all your aunts ' and your uncles ' . you got a great , big , wonderful family now , you know that ? yeah . they love you . you made them all very happy by being here . but you made me happiest of all . kathy : you make me happy , too , daddy . tad : yeah ? prove it . you 're such a monkey . [ scene_break ] richie : i 'm not asking you to break me out of jail , just come up with my bail . you take care of the money , i take care of the rest . and , annie , i am not asking you , i am telling you . you do this for me , or life as you know it , as you want it -- it comes to an end . attorney : you 've been cleared by the doctors , richie . time to go downtown . richie : oh , all you guys are here for little old me ? man , i got to tell you that i am honored . cop : take it easy , pal . take it easy . richie : [ laughing ] oh , no , no . that 's ok , officer . no charges pressed . besides , if he 's locked up , he does n't get to see me walk away a free man . and i will walk away a free man . [ next_on ] adam : you 're sure j.r. planted this story ? barry : if you want to get back at him , i 'm at your disposal . jesse : i 'm a cop , tad , and angela is just flat - out saying no . josh ( to greenlee ) : i think i left a cufflink here the other night .
colby brings kathy home to krystal . tad and aidan arrive home , but tad has something to tell aidan before they go inside . greenlee questions zack if richie could get away with this . kendall arrives at the hospital to join zach and greenlee . richie meets with his lawyer and can not understand why j.r. is getting away with kidnapping him and injecting him with a dangerous drug . ryan and annie arrive at the hospital . greenlee begins to lash out at annie over richie and ryan defends annie . greenlee becomes jealous when ryan defends annie . j.r. and babe arrive at the hospital . j.r. wants to use vigilante justice on richie . tad tells aidan that he is giving up being a private investigator . tad is reunited with kathy .
krystal : david was driving like a maniac . we went all over the place . thank god nobody was hurt when he plowed in -- tad : krystal ? krystal ? sweetie -- baby , do n't do this to me . krystal ? i need some help here ! angie : tad , what 's wrong ? krystal -- oh , my god . i need a gurney , stat ! [ scene_break ] jesse : put him in cell until he sobers up . you need a lawyer ? david : no , ms. colby already offered me her services once before . that did n't go exactly very well , now did it ? liza : go sleep it off , david . david : you do n't want me near you anyway . i 've been known for stealing babies . [ cell phone rings ] jesse : hey , boo . angie : hey , baby . listen , i 'm going to be home late tonight . krystal collapsed . jesse : what ? angie : yeah , i do n't know if it was from the car accident , but i do want to stick around and find out . jesse : yeah , of course -- of course . keep me posted , would you ? angie : of course , i will . david : all right , come on now . are these really necessary ? jesse : um , yeah . you got drunk . you drove . you put people 's lives on the line . david : oh , for crying out loud , i hit a guardrail , not a school bus , and krystal 's fine . jesse : guess again , doc . she just collapsed at the hospital . david : oh , that 's not good . that 's not -- i 've got to go . i 've got to go to krystal . i 've got to go to krystal ! officer : easy , buddy . [ scene_break ] marissa : drink of choice ? j.r. : alcoholic or non - alcoholic ? marissa : both . j.r. : cherry soda and beer . marissa : beer , ok , but cherry soda -- really ? j.r. : yeah , you know , she said it went well with guacamole . marissa : guacamole , nice . j.r. : mm - hmm . yeah . you should of seen babe when she was pregnant . she ate so much of it , i swear that she was going to turn green . marissa : god , it 's so bizarre . all these years a twin , and i never even met her . j.r. : but i bet you know her . are n't twins supposed to have that psychic bond thing ? marissa : i never felt it , or if i did , i had no idea what it was . [ cell phone rings ] marissa : hello ? tad : marissa , hi . this is tad martin . i got your number out of krystal 's phone . marissa : what 's going on ? tad : honey , there 's been a car accident . marissa : no . tad : listen , i -- they 're not going to let me stay on this phone for long . you 've got to get to the hospital right now . j.r. : what was that about ? marissa : it 's happening all over again . [ scene_break ] kendall : ian 's welcome home party -- take , i do n't know , 5 , 6 ? zach : well , let 's make this last one . kendall : yeah . zach : let 's just say that he 's home for good . kendall : yeah . zach : what do you think about that ? kendall : that sounds good for me . ok , rachel , come and say hi to ian . say hi to rachel . ryan : welcome home . hi , welcome home . emma : ian , you 're back . zach : yeah , well , take it easy on him . he 's had a bit of a rough time . [ ian whines ] zach : oh , it 's ok . here , hold this . kendall : what are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] david : please , let me get to her . liza : you 've already charged him for drunk driving . you 've got no grounds to hold him on . jesse : what , are you back working as his lawyer again ? liza : that 's up to david . david : i do n't care . i do n't care . whatever it takes . just let me get to her . damn it . she knew i was drinking . why the hell did she get in the car ? liza : just a guess , but probably to keep you from killing yourself . david : and now she 's the one who 's hurt . [ scene_break ] tad : what 's wrong with krystal ? angie : she 's being taken down for a ct . tad : so you do n't know what 's wrong ? angie : no , not yet . you know , everyone that david touches , and i mean everyone , ends up fighting for their life . i ca n't even deal with this right now . i just -- tad : wait , wait , wait . have a seat . angie : not on top of everything else . tad : what is it ? what 's wrong ? angie : frankie 's back from germany , totally closed off . i mean , he wo n't talk . he wo n't even look at us . tad : well , baby , he 's been through a trauma . i 'm sure he 'll come out of it somehow . angie : when ? how ? because i have no idea how to help my son . [ scene_break ] brot : what 's up , man ? what are you doing ? [ frankie throws a magazine to the floor ] brot : want some help with this ? frankie : what i want -- what i want is for everyone to leave me alone . brot : frankie , you should know by now that 's not going to happen . the hubbards are as tight as they come . frankie : that 's great . who sent you ? randi ? my mom ? brot : wrong again , my friend . it was your dad . he 's worried about you , frankie . all of us are . frankie : i do n't care . about you , them -- i do n't care about anything anymore . [ scene_break ] randi : got a minute ? taylor : that is so weird . i was just calling you . we 're on the same wavelength . how 's the patient ? sit down . randi : pretty much the same as the last time you saw him . taylor : oh , that good , huh ? randi : i do n't know what to do , taylor . taylor : about frankie ? randi : about anything . taylor : please do n't give up on him . please . randi : i do n't want to give up on him . do i have any other choice ? taylor : yes , you have a choice . everything is a choice . you made a choice to go to germany to face him head on , even when you knew he did n't want to see you . randi : yeah , exactly , and look how that turned out . [ scene_break ] ryan : it was -- it was emma . she wanted to come over . she wanted to see spike and ian , so -- kendall : so where 's spike ? ryan : he 's conked out upstairs . i think he got a little worked up waiting for his little brother to come home , so -- kendall : conking out , yes . i think that is something mr. ian can use right now . yeah , we can use some resting time , huh , honey ? that 's right . emma : can i come ? kendall : of course , you can come . maybe you can help me read ian a story . yeah , let 's go . [ zach groans ] ryan : i 'm sorry if i stepped on your homecoming . zach : would you like a cocktail ? ryan : no , i 'm good . thank you . zach : suit yourself . ryan : i assume that kendall told you that we 're not together anymore . zach : whatever you guys do or do n't do , that 's none of my business . but you in my house whenever you choose , is that how it 's going to be ? you 're going to come over here whenever you want ? ryan : my son sleeps in this house . zach : and you used to sleep in this house , in my bed , with my wife , so you can see how i would have a problem with that . ryan : so , you got a solution to this problem that you seem to be having , zach ? zach : not one you would like . ryan : i came here because emma wanted to see spike and to see ian , and i was hopefully going to find some peace in all this craziness . zach : you did n't come here to find peace . ryan : i did n't come here , because i still want kendall , if that 's what you 're saying , zach . zach : well , if you choose to want her again , just know that she 's been through a lot . ryan : you know what ? i do n't really need you to tell me what she 's been through . zach : what do you need ? ryan : i need you to back off . i 'm trying to do the right thing here , ok ? kendall : ryan . ryan , stop it . [ scene_break ] randi : he wants nothing to do with me . taylor : he 's just saying that . randi : no , he means it . he thinks he 's failed me , but the truth is , i failed him . taylor : how ? randi : the pain he 's going through -- the humiliation -- i just make it harder on him . every time he looks at me , i 'm just a reminder of who he was . taylor : boy , that 's familiar . do you still love him ? randi : of course . of course , i love him , but i ca n't help him . taylor : well , not today , obviously . not tomorrow , or probably not even next week , but eventually , he 's going to come around , randi , and when he does , you have to be there for him . randi : he 's got family . he has friends . taylor : not them -- his wife , and he was there for you . remember that ? do n't walk away . if you walk away , you are the one who is going to lose the most . [ scene_break ] brot : you know what , frankie ? stop me if i 'm wrong , but i 'm guessing you 're probably feeling lost right now , maybe even useless . like you 'll never get back to the man you were . frankie : i do n't even remember who that guy was . brot : i do , just like you and taylor knew who i was and forced me to let you guys in . i 'm glad i let you in , because that 's when i really started to heal . i 've been there , frankie . frankie : really ? really ? you were the one on the road to become a surgeon ? you were the one who had his chief of staff at your hospital seek you out just to tell you that he wanted to mentor you ? that was my future , and all i needed were these . it 's gone now . brot : you 're right . frankie : i know i 'm right . brot : i do n't know where you 're coming from . frankie : no , you do n't . brot : because i did n't have the education you did , or the opportunities . you joined the army after 9/11 because you wanted a break from your career and a chance to give back . on the other hand , i joined because , hell , i did n't know what else to do with my life . you know , i did n't have a medical diploma , or some souped - up resume . i was just another soldier with a rifle . frankie : so , let me get this straight . i was some spoiled brat ? is that it ? brot : no , no . i 'm not saying that at all . what i 'm saying is , now you 're like me . your hands are messed up . yeah , and my face ? it 's my face . does it suck ? yeah , it sucks , man , but we 're alive , and we have a family . how many soldiers did n't get a chance to say that ? frankie , do n't dishonor their memory by wasting yours . [ scene_break ] jesse : so you 're sure you want me to do this ? once i do , he 's all yours . liza : i understand . jesse : and it means you 've got to drive him to the hospital , take full responsibility . liza : i get it , jesse . jesse : ok , then . david : all right . so that 's it ? is that all ? want to go ? jesse : that 's it . david : good . ok , come on , let 's go . jesse : hey , hayward , next time you decide to kill yourself , do it at home . leave my streets and my officers out of it . you got it ? [ scene_break ] tad : oh , marissa . marissa : what happened ? are they hurt ? dead ? tad : nobody 's dead , ok . marissa : just tell me . tad : nobody 's dead . marissa : thank god . tad : it was just that , well , david 's been taken . he was arrested for drunk driving . marissa : wait , what ? i thought krystal was driving him home . tad : so did i . there was a change of plan . apparently they hit a guardrail , and he 's fine , ok ? j.r. : of course . tad : but krystal -- they brought her in . they 're doing a ct scan right now . marissa : so no one 's dead ? tad : i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry , sweetheart . i realized the minute i hung up the phone i had no right to do that to you . it was just the first thing that came out of my mouth . marissa : when you called , i could n't breathe . [ scene_break ] kendall : can we not do this , please ? ryan : hey , kendall , i did n't come here to fight , ok ? i really -- zach : no , you did not . it was emma 's idea . ryan : you know what ? kendall : all right , stop . stop , both of you . come on , you 're acting like idiots . god , i wish she was here . ryan : who ? kendall : greenlee . if greenlee was here , she would have put you both in your place right now , before you even knew what hit you . ryan : hey , kendall , can we do this without bringing greenlee into it ? ok ? kendall : why ? why ca n't we talk about her ? she was practically my sister . she was your fiancé , and the woman who kept you alive in that bomb shelter . greenlee meant so much to all of us . it was n't so long ago that we were all really close . ryan : yeah ? well , then why does it feel like forever ? [ scene_break ] brot : hey . double - fisting on me ? taylor : this is for you . i hope you want a beer . brot : yes , i do . thank you . have a seat . [ brot sighs ] taylor : is everything ok ? brot : not really . i just came from seeing frankie . that boy is not a good place . taylor : no , no , no . i meant , um , is everything ok with you ? brot : that 's what i was trying to tell you . taylor : no , you were telling me about frankie , and he 's in a bad way . i know that . i actually just had a very long conversation with randi about that . brot : what 's your problem ? taylor : what 's my problem ? my problem is that you went to germany for two weeks , and i never heard from you , and then i just saw you at the hubbards ' . i do n't even get a `` hello . `` frankie 's in a bad way . i get that . but i have n't seen you . could we just have a little time together ? can we have a night together , and have some drinks , and -- brot : i ca n't believe you 're making this about you . are we really fighting about this , or is it -- or is it something else ? taylor : it 's not about me . it 's about you and me , and how i do n't have any idea who we are anymore . brot , there 's something different here . i mean , do n't you feel that ? brot : i do n't know what you 're talking about . taylor : you know , when we were in iraq , that was a rush , 24/7 , you know ? that was constant adrenaline and constant excitement , and to fall in love with somebody on top of that ? i look back on that now , and i think that was our honeymoon period , as weird as that sounds . brot : and now ? taylor : things are different . i thought -- i thought it was enough just to have you back alive . i thought that we could go back to what we were , but we ca n't do that , can we ? brot : i guess not . taylor : what do we do now ? [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] jesse : hey , there 's my beautiful daughter - in - law . randi : hi . jesse : how you doing ? good to see you . randi : you , too . is frankie here ? jesse : fire escape . he 's not too chatty today , though . randi : i know this is your place and all , but do you -- jesse : say no more . i 'm out of here . do me a favor , though . do n't get too discouraged if you do n't get very far . randi : well , i wo n't go anywhere if i do n't try , right ? jesse : that 's my girl . that 's a lucky guy out there . do n't let him tell you any different , ok ? randi : i wo n't . jesse : go get him . [ door closes ] randi : hey . so , you 're still not talking to me . that 's ok , because , you know , as much as this silent treatment sucks , it 's not enough to get rid of me , frankie . so i 'm going to go inside , and i 'm going to start cooking dinner , and if you want to join me , you can . and if you do n't , then do n't -- your choice . [ scene_break ] marissa : how are you feeling ? krystal : david ? tad : no . no , honey , it 's tad and marissa . angie : sweetheart , you were in an accident . do you remember ? krystal : yeah . i was in the car with david . is he ok ? tad : yeah , well -- angie : david is fine . tad : not a scratch on him . angie : but you collapsed . you 're in the hospital . now , we ran a ct , and you have a concussion . marissa : but she 's going to be ok , right ? angie : yeah , as long as she gets some rest . we 're going to keep you overnight for observation , ok ? krystal : i 'm so glad you 're here . david : is she in there ? tad : yeah , and the good news is she 's alive , no thanks to you . you do know that you could have killed her , right ? david : but i did n't . tad : that 's all you 've got to say ? david : to you ? yes . [ scene_break ] david : i am so sorry , krystal . krystal : it 's just a concussion . david : thank god . i do n't know what i would have done . marissa : do you have any idea how lucky you are ? you could be dead , both of you , because of sheer stupidity . you 're the chief of staff at this hospital . what the hell were you thinking , driving around bombed ? krystal : he was n't thinking . marissa : so what 's your excuse , then ? jumping in the car with him like that would accomplish anything . did i even cross your mind ? david : marissa . marissa : once ? david : marissa . marissa : no , i 'm serious . did i ? i 've already lost one set of parents . i am not ready to go through that again . krystal : marissa . david , go after her . david : she 'll be fine . krystal : david , but her parents -- i mean , we were in a car accident , too . i mean , it must have been like history repeating itself . david : i 'll talk to her -- i will . but right now i 'm just concerned about you . [ scene_break ] tad : what ? liza : just wondering where the happy , dart - throwing tad went . [ tad laughs ] tad : he usually takes off for the hills the minute the crap hits the fan . i 'm just not feeling the love right now , i guess . liza : and krystal ? tad : you realize she asked for him the minute she opened her eyes ? it was the first thing on her mind . liza : and you wish it was you . tad : i wish my head was n't killing me . liza : tad , do you want to be back with krystal ? tad : yeah , the good guy stands a chance after sparring with hayward . liza : why not ? hey , i fell in love with you once upon a time . and if you ignore all the snoring and the shameless flirting , and that hammerhead big toe , honey , you are quite a catch . [ scene_break ] jesse : boo . angie : hey , what are you doing here ? jesse : i figured i 'd check up on krystal . is she doing ok ? angie : uh , she 's got a concussion , but she 'll live . what 's in the bag ? jesse : well , krystal 's not the only reason i 'm here . i figured you 'd be working late , so i 'd bring some dinner for you . angie : thank you . jesse : and she 's not hungry . angie : i ca n't stop thinking about frankie . jesse : hey , baby , i feel you . i know how you feel . he 's our son , ok ? he 's going to get through this . angie : physically , but what about the rest ? jesse , frankie 's dream has been to become a surgeon . and now -- jesse : and now he becomes something else . angie : come on . can you honestly say that if you were a professor right now , you 'd be happy ? jesse : i can honestly say that we just need to be there for him right now , more than ever . for him and randi , because they both need us right now , more than ever . [ scene_break ] ryan : i do n't want to talk about greenlee right now . kendall : well , i do n't want you to fight zach right now . ryan : i -- zach : ok , no more greenlee , no more fighting . how does that sound ? kendall : there 's a really good chance that i could go to prison for a very long time . ryan : that is not going to happen , kendall . zach : it ca n't happen . kendall : well , i 'm counting on that . i 'm counting on both of you . i know this is not an ideal situation , but i really need the two of you working together , not at each other 's throats . you 're probably the only chance that i have to get out of this . ryan : kendall , we get it , ok ? full support right here . kendall : thank you . ryan : whatever the next move is , you can count me in , ok ? zach : we appreciate it . ryan : there she is . how 's my little sweetheart ? i think it 's time for us to go , ok ? we got to get out of here . emma : can we stay ? ryan : oh , no , i do n't think that 's a great idea . zach and kendall have their hands full , ok ? kendall : you know what , emma ? maybe some other time . definitely . ryan : i 'm really happy that ian 's home . [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'll be up in a sec to read books , ok ? you brush your teeth , and not just the loose ones , ok ? all of them . liza . a little late for a social call . liza : i 'm here on business . ryan : ah , a little late for a business call , too , but come on in . liza : so , ryan , i want you to tell me everything about annie . your relationship , what went wrong -- everything . ryan : so you can help get her released ? no . liza : annie said everything that she did was for emma . ryan : how does killing people help emma ? liza : look , ryan , i am not here to hurt anyone . ryan : oh , ok , good . well , then drop the case . liza : yeah , i ca n't . ryan : right , you ca n't . how much is adam paying you , anyway ? liza : it 's not about the money . ryan : really ? well , then what is it about , liza ? i mean , is the story that intriguing ? and i 'm glad -- i 'm glad you 're entertained by it , but this is my daughter 's life that we 're talking about here , ok ? liza : i just want to hear the truth . ryan : ok . but just remember , you asked for it . [ scene_break ] kendall : do you really think we can clear my name ? zach : if we can get to the da , we 've got a shot . henry north -- he 's the only thing standing between you and your freedom . i do n't get it . even jesse 's out there looking for suspects . and this guy -- young and ambitious , just looking for the high profile case . kendall : it does n't get more high profile than convicting erica kane 's daughter . zach : not around here , no . kendall : when you say get to him , what does that mean exactly ? zach : you know , get to him . kendall : do n't do anything crazy , all right ? please , just promise me you wo n't lose control . [ scene_break ] j.r. : is krystal ok ? marissa : depends on your definition of ok . j.r. : i 'm so sorry . i know how much you miss your parents . it must have been awful for you to relive this . marissa : it would have been my fault again . j.r. : what are you talking about ? marissa : i was the one who was supposed to drive david home , but then krystal came and said she 'd take him . i let her have the keys , j.r . j.r. : but that does n't mean that -- why do you think it 's your fault again ? marissa : the night my parents died , they were driving home from a potluck dinner after church . they had wanted me to come , but i said no . i had too much studying to do . the truth is , i just did n't feel like it . it was a saturday night . who wants to be at church , you know ? the car went off the road because my father fell asleep . if i had been there , i could have seen that he was tired . i could have offered to drive them home . i could have , but i did n't . it was a saturday night , and i had better things to do . it was me . i killed my parents . [ scene_break ] krystal : i 'm glad you 're ok . i was a little confused after the accident . i ca n't really remember what happened . david : what happened is , you tried to save my life . it 's becoming quite the habit with you . krystal : i 'm sorry about amanda 's baby . that 's too much pain for anyone . david : even me ? krystal : especially you . you 've lost your fourth child . and the hole that that must create -- to think that i just gave marissa away -- i 'm just a horrible person . david : no , krystal , stop . look at me . you did what you had to do . we 're alike that way . krystal : how do you do it ? david : what ? krystal : make it impossible for me to hate you . [ scene_break ] tad : are you drinking alone , lieutenant ? taylor : well , i 've managed to scare off everybody else in my life . yeah . sit at your own risk . tad : i 'll take my chances . so , rough day ? taylor : i had a fight with my boyfriend . i think , after analyzing it , it was my fault . tad : wow , that 's almost interesting . could i have a beer ? bartender : sure . taylor : thanks a lot . i expected a little empathy from mr . happy . tad : well , forget mr . happy . he took off a couple hours ago . taylor : why , what happened to you ? tad : ah -- taylor : did he have a fight with his boyfriend , too ? tad : touché . no , i got to tell you , it was one of those moments , you know ? it just hits you . you look into a mirror and your life looks back , and it 's not all that great . taylor : that 's what happened to me . what 's your story ? tad : i guess the simplest way to put it would be that i finally realized once and for all , bullet or no bullet , tad the cad is officially gone . taylor : who 's tad the cad ? i just got here . [ tad laughs ] tad : it 's kind of ancient history . he was around a long time before mr . happy . [ taylor laughs ] tad : well , what the hell ? i 'm not doing so bad . it could be worse . taylor : i do n't know , the way you describe it , it sounds pretty depressing . [ tad laughs ] taylor : sorry . tad : let 's cheer you up . oh , you know what they say . laugh , and the whole world laughs with you . cry , and you cry alone . taylor : you cry alone . i know . well , i 'll drink with you . you 're not alone . tad : no , i 'm not . [ scene_break ] frankie : i ca n't hold the fork . [ randi starts to feed frankie ] [ scene_break ] kendall : zach . [ zach sighs ] zach : ok . kendall : ok ? zach : ok , what you said before . i wo n't do anything crazy . kendall : thank you . zach : that 's it ? you 're going to believe me , just like that ? kendall : yeah , i guess i do . just like that . [ scene_break ] ryan : look , i 'm not a psychiatrist , so i do n't know why annie went from a kind , loving mother to a knife - wielding maniac . i do n't know . liza : is it really that difficult to understand ? her brother killed her best friend and then blamed it on annie , who was a 7-year - old little girl . ryan : yeah , no , i heard that one , but even that does n't give her a free pass to go on a crime spree . liza : you 're right . her brother was n't solely to blame . there were other players involved . ryan : like me . liza : well , you were married to annie , and you were in love with someone else . ryan : ok , we 're done . liza : look , ryan -- ryan : no , we 're done . we 're done , ok ? greenlee 's gone . she 's dead , and i 'm not letting you drag her memory through the mud to keep annie out of jail . [ scene_break ] taylor : you know , couples fight all the time . i know that . we fight . but there was just something different about it this time . tad : oh , come on , sweetheart , you sure you 're not reading too much into it ? maybe the reason , you know , you guys fight like that is you do love each other so much . taylor : maybe it 's because we 're trying to -- we 're trying so hard to force ourselves to . something is missing . it is . and i do n't know if we can fix it . tad : ready ? [ taylor laughs ] taylor : how do you drink this ? tad : i find that i was in your position after three or four of these . [ brot walks into confusion holding a bouquet of flowers then walks out when he sees taylor and tad laughing [ scene_break ] randi : had enough ? [ scene_break ] david : krystal , i am so sorry for all the pain i 've caused you . and i promise you , if you give me another chance -- krystal : david , it 's over . david : no , it does n't have to be . krystal : i ca n't -- i ca n't keep doing this . i ca n't keep loving you and needing you only to have my heart crushed all over again . david : i would never do that to you . krystal : you have . so if you really love me -- david : you know i do . krystal : go . leave me alone . just go . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you remind me so much of babe right now . taking responsibility , feeling guilty , especially when it came to david . god , i hated that . watching her beat herself up and apologizing for something that she had nothing to do with . marissa : but if i had been there -- j.r. : you were n't . it still does n't make it your fault . your dad driving exhausted , david driving drunk , krystal jumping into the passenger seat -- that was their choices . crappy ones , but their choices , not yours . marissa : thank you . you 're a good friend , you know that ? j.r. : i do n't have many of them , so i 'm just going to take your word for it . [ j.r. and marissa hug ]
at the hospital , krystal tells tad about the accident that she had been involved in with david . krystal faints in tad 's arms . at the yacht club , j.r. and marissa have a talk about amanda losing her baby when marissa gets a call from tad , telling her about the accident that krystal and david were involved in . kendall and zach bring ian home from the hospital only to find ryan there with emma . kendall questions ryan as to what he is doing here . at the police station , an officer holds his arms around david to keep him from leaving to go to the hospital to check on krystal . liza talks to jesse about david . angie comes out of an exam room to tell tad that they had taken krystal for a c.a.t scan . angie lets tad know that frankie is home , but refuses to talk to jesse , angie and randi . brot comes to visit frankie at jesse and angie 's and finds frankie sitting on the sofa . frankie , angrily , throws the magazines off the coffee table . frankie lets brot know that he just wants to be left alone . taylor sits on a bar stool in the confusion bar when randi walks in and join her . randi lets taylor know that she can not do anything right when it comes to frankie . david is released into liza 's custody . david and liza go to the hospital to visit krystal .
jake : new york city , huh ? done like a professional . amanda : so am i . jake : ahh . well , it was n't exactly the most relaxing honeymoon . amanda : but it was definitely the best . jake : yes , it was the best . what was your favorite part ? oh , wait , wait , wait . let me guess . the circle line ? no . tea at the plaza ? no , wait . oh , i know what you -- i know if you were to say it out loud , you would say it 's when i joined the street performance that you liked . you were mortified , but secretively , you liked it . amanda : you want to know what my favorite part was ? jake : i 'm waiting . amanda : when i got you all to myself . i loved being alone with you in a city of millions . jake : that 's a good answer ! what an answer ! all right , babe , are you hungry ? amanda : ohh , i really need caffeine immediately . jake : i think i have my wallet . i should make sure that i have money . yes , i -- amanda : what ? is that our -- our honeymoon key here ? but i thought you checked out . jake : yeah . no , i thought you checked out . well , wait . if we did n't check out -- amanda : so we still have the room ? jake : we still have the room . tad : that 's right ! no point in having a store if you do n't put it in the window . liza : hi . tad : it 's a terrific view , has been since you were 18 . liza : i was just -- tad : yeah , yeah , i know what you were just . it 's ok because the truth is i was doing the same thing . liza : oh , yeah ? tad : yeah , yeah , yeah . this is my tenth attempt at trying not too hard -- a mustard stain on it . how am i doing ? liza : you look fantastic . tad : so do you . wow . you know , it 's wild . we 've known each other for how many years ? liza : why are you doing math right now ? what 's with the math ? stop with the math . tad : because i just -- i think it 's kind of fun . it 's cool . it 's cute -- the two of us acting like kids . damon : look out , trev . it 's the tickle monster ! whoa , trev . what you got there ? hey , that is a little r - rated for you , buddy . i know . oh , yeah . oh , dinosaur . hmm . `` jurassic park . `` [ doorbell rings ] damon : oh , hey , let 's go . oh . well , saved by the bell , kid . come on . let 's go . oh , yeah . oh , yum - yum - yum . [ ring ] damon : ok , i 'm coming , i 'm coming . oh , let 's see who 's out there . oh , hi , colby . hi , colby . hey . colby : hi ! hi , trevor . hi . you guys having fun ? damon : yeah . we 're just hanging out . colby : so cute . watching you with him , it 's enough to make a girl start shopping for wedding dresses . damon : heh heh . jesse : you 're not hungry ? angie : hmm . jesse : you were n't hungry last night either . angie : must be a bug . jesse : bugs do n't stick around that long . you know , you have n't been feeling right since that wedding . angie : it was just one dizzy spell -- completely unrelated . jesse : dizziness ? nausea ? feeling tired all the time ? come on , baby . i 'm not the only one connecting the dots here , am i ? angie : oh , my god . it 's not possible , is it ? jesse : i do n't know . you 're the doctor . you tell me . [ colby hums `` wedding march `` ] colby : kidding . i swear . damon : knew that . colby : wedding dresses -- they have been on my mind , especially after jake and amanda 's . damon : have they ? colby : oh , yeah . it was beautiful . i guess all that hope -- it 's contagious or something . damon : ah - choo . it 's contagious . colby : i do n't want to get married tomorrow , but i would someday with somebody that -- heh . ok . um , you guys are playing with your toys , and i come in talking about romance and blah - blah - blah - blah - blah . i will let you play with your toys , and i -- i will sit and watch . damon : you 're just gon na watch ? colby : yes . nothing more adorable than a guy with a baby . damon : want to go somewhere ? colby : oh , i thought we were gon na baby - sit . damon : i said i 'd watch this kid for , like , 5 minutes . it 's been , like , half an hour . here . you want to hold him ? colby : sure . i -- damon : just get his neck . yeah , ok . i 'll tell opal he 's up . colby : ok . damon : opal ! colby : i think he 's great , too . natalia : do you need any help with that ? brot : no . i 'm just filing reports . where 's your uniform ? natalia : pretty soon this 'll be it . i passed the detective 's exam . all that 's left is making it official . ha ha ha ! brot : congrats . angie : wait a minute . we are in our 40s . i think that might be a little kind of old to be having a baby . jesse : yeah , but you know what they say in these days : 40s is the new 20 . angie : ohh . but , i mean , we -- i mean , we 're not really looking to have more children , are we ? jesse : well , it was n't exactly on my list of things to do . but if by some chance this happens -- angie : wait a minute . jesse , you are way too busy . i 'm too busy . i mean , most nights we are practically limping into bed . jesse : most nights , not all nights . angie : i made the lamb . jesse : i opened the wine . angie : you brought flowers . jesse : and you wore that dress . angie : when was that ? jesse : a month ago , give or take . angie : oh , my god . oh , my god ! i -- look . i mean , if this was -- if this was really a possibility , a possibility , is it what we really want ? jesse : well , we are in our new 20s . angie : but our -- the careers . jesse : vomit . angie : 2 a.m. feedings . jesse : that turn into 4 a.m. feedings , 6 a.m. feedings . but i got to tell you , when i see us with a newborn baby , it just feels -- it feels good . i think about everything that i missed out on with frankie . and then i think the next time i -- would you listen to me : `` the next time . `` `` if `` there is a next time . angie : yeah . exactly . `` if . `` but , i mean , jesse , you are an incredible father . i mean , look at the way natalia turned out . jesse : yeah . pretty great , huh ? most of the time . did i tell you what she did ? she went -- she went behind my back to the chief of detectives angling for this promotion . angie : well , when she wants something , she goes for it . i mean , she 's a lot like her father in that way . jesse : so , uh , i guess i better get going . angie : yeah . uh , me , too . jesse : so what do we do ? what are we gon na do ? what -- what are you gon na do ? angie : i guess i take a test . jesse : a test . whew . ok . a test . you 'll call me later ? angie : uh , yeah . my plate is full -- pretty full today , but i 'll make the time . jesse : it 's probably nothing , right ? angie : probably nothing . jesse : i 'll go pay the bill . angie : phew . ohh . [ music plays ] tad : listen , i hope you do n't mind me opting for the whole lunch date thing . i thought we might want to dip our toe in , test the water a little bit before we just go for the cannonball . liza : well , considering we drowned the last time , i think this is appropriate . tad : you know , you do n't have to keep doing that , the whole -- liza : what ? tad : `` we `` thing . because , like , i know i 'm the one that pulled the plug on us . i 'm ok living with that , and -- if you 're ok with it . liza : no , come on . i definitely made my fair share of mistakes . tad : but you never lost faith in us , and i did , so that 's why we 're here . please , let me make it up to you . liza : does that mean you 're buying lunch ? maybe i should order the porterhouse . hmm . tad : so -- do we stand a chance ? you know , do i stand a chance ? liza : considering the last time that we were here -- i caught the bouquet , you caught the garter thing . tad : you think we should ignore the fact that it was totally rigged ? liza : yeah , let 's . let 's . come on , with kismet like that ? tad : well , then i think it 's kind of unique being here together , absolutely nothing standing in our way . singer : feel your body so near i 'll never want to leave ya , this feeling makes it clearer amanda : hey , you ? hey ! jake : you rang ? amanda : what are you doing ? i 'm getting lonely up here . jake : what do you mean ? i just -- i ca n't seem to pull myself away from these legs . amanda : ha ha ha ! get up here ! jake : no . no . i have things i got to take care of first , ok ? amanda : what ? oh , my god , jake . if you tickle me , i swear i 'll scream . jake : i 'm not gon na tickle you . do you trust me ? amanda : no . yes , i trust you . jake : ok . good . i 'm not tickling you , but there are things i 'm gon na have to do . like , i have to manhandle your feet just a little bit . amanda : what ? why ? jake : because i have something special to do . amanda : no ! jake : yes . i have to count the list , and i need these things . amanda : what list ? jake : i have a very important list of things that we have to handle , ok , that we have to accomplish in our lives . now , we 're gon na go through it together . you ready ? amanda : no . that tickles ! jake : here we go . trevor 's first day of school right here . what ? amanda : i already have his outfit picked out , by the way . yes , i know . i have years , but -- jake : really ? see ? so that was important . this is us having more children right here . amanda : how many more children ? jake : as many as you want . and this one -- amanda : ooh ! jake : this is special . this is you doing really , really well as a model and really excelling even more than you have , and me doing well at the hospital . what ? i 'm not tickling you . right ? now , this is birthdays , and proms , driver 's tests and the licenses that come along with it . driver 's test -- oh . our children getting married right here . right ? and this our children having children -- may we live to see the day . hmm . i have more things . do you have any more of these ? amanda : no . i 'm sorry . stop ! jake : what ? what ? we have so many things to look forward to . i just need to count . amanda : ohh , i ca n't wait . jake : you ca n't wait for what ? amanda : you want to know what else i ca n't wait for ? jake : that 's what i 'm asking you . amanda : like , really , truly will die if i do n't get it . i ca n't wait for it . jake : lay it on me . amanda : all right . colby : think we should go over there ? damon : no . i think we should let them have their privacy and hope that they think the same way . tad : looks like we 're not the only ones who decided to enjoy the day . liza : guess not . tad : liza , come on . give it up . you 're not still obsessing about that marriage comment , are you ? [ liza sighs ] tad : damon was just screwing with you . liza : oh , great . that 's wildly reassuring . thanks . tad : no , it 's good news . it means your daughter 's not walking down the aisle anytime soon with damon or anybody else . as far as he 's concerned , marriage is the last thing on his mind . liza : well , i ca n't say the same about colby . ok , so she 's not ready to elope or anything , but , tad , come on . she 's talking about commitment . tad : well , look at the bright side . it 's a step up from talking about sleeping around . brot : i guess you wo n't have time for us lowly uniforms anymore . natalia : that 's not true . you can still -- haa , haa -- shine my detective 's badge . brot : oh , that 's cute . while you what , focus on world domination ? natalia : now you 're getting it ! but first , i 'm gon na start with pine valley , work my way up in the ranks till i -- [ whispering ] unseat my father . shh . [ normal voice ] but i ai n't gon na stay chief for long . uh - uh . i 'm moving on to local government . god knows we could use a change there . brot : natalia , listen -- natalia : i 'm going to whup everything into shape , from sanitation to the mayor 's office . and hold up . when i 'm done , the citizens of pine valley will finally have a town that works ! woman : is that so ? natalia : mayor blanco . i -- hi . i was just -- mayor blanco : i heard what you were just , officer fowler . actually , i 'm here to see your father . brot : the chief stepped out . jesse : actually , the chief just stepped back in . mayor blanco . nice to see you . what can i do for you ? mayor blanco : may we talk , in private ? jesse : absolutely . right this way . brot : boosh . natalia : did that seriously just happen ? brot : i tried to warn you . natalia : dude , you should 've told me . brot : you do n't listen . you just do this . [ natalia sighs ] brot : it 's your fault . mayor blanco : i could n't help but notice your daughter was n't wearing her uniform . jesse : yeah , she 's jumping the gun just a little , but she will be detective soon enough . mayor blanco : oh . promoting from within the family ? correct me if i 'm wrong -- jesse : oh , i will . mayor blanco : but is n't that blatant nepotism ? jesse : natalia got the highest score on the detective 's exam . i have absolutely no doubt in my mind that she will do an outstanding job . mayor blanco : oh . spoken like a doting father . jesse : absolutely , and a pretty good chief of police . actually , i thought you 'd be pleased about her promotion . mayor blanco : why would you think that ? jesse : because we 're supposed to be fast - tracking women for these positions . you hate when things get -- what was the word you used ? -too `` testosteroney `` around here . mayor blanco : uh - huh . ohh . you believe in your daughter , do n't you ? jesse : yes , i do . very much . mayor blanco : enough to stake your job on her ? jesse : so what 's this really about , mayor ? mayor blanco : we need to have a conversation about your treatment of one of my most valued constituents . jesse : oh , there it is : david hayward . angie : make sure to order a whole new shipment of sterile gowns and gloves . nurse : ok . should i run that by dr. hayward first ? angie : for what ? nurse : well , he said he wanted approval on all orders -- angie : i do n't care what david said . if he has a problem with how i run this hospital , then he can take it up with me and not use my nurses as a go- between . nurse : ok . anything else ? angie : yes . i need a workup done . it 's a rush . nurse : there 's no name . angie : that 's ok . just get it back to me as soon as the lab is finished , ok ? tox screen , cholesterol -- oh , and a pregnancy test . nurse : right away . [ lullaby plays ] jesse 's voice : oh -- is it music ? angie 's voice : yes , look at that , honey ! jesse 's voice : check that out , frankie . you like it , huh ? angie : it 's all for you ! i think he likes it . jesse : yeah . angie : jesse , thank you for making this the best christmas of my life . jesse : hey , you 're the one that gave us the best gift we could ever ask for . right , frankie ? angie : well , i could n't have done it without you . jesse : i guess not , huh ? we 're a class act , babe . and from now on , it 's onward and upward . what 's wrong , frankie baby ? hey . hey . iris , you are the mayor of this town . iris : oh , get out of here . jesse : i 'm sure you have more important things to worry about than checking up on me -- not that i do n't enjoy these little visits . iris : well , that much is obvious . jesse : i 've got everything under control . iris : well , i wish i could believe that chief hubbard . no . your decisions of late have been questionable at best . you played fast and loose with the rules of due process with a very prominent member of this community . i mean , david hayward ? jesse : mix - ups often happen with paperwork . `` prominent `` is not a word i would use for david hayward . i do n't care how much money he put into your campaign . iris : and now you 're backing officer fowler , who , i 'm sorry to say , has proven to be a huge liability around here . jesse : my daughter is not a liability . iris : was she or was she not involved in a shooting on her very first day ? until recently , involved in a scandal surrounding some highly inappropriate photographs . jesse : natalia is an excellent police officer . these `` inappropriate photographs '' - they never would 've been anywhere near this station had it not been for a certain officer clausen . we do remember this certain officer clausen , do we , mayor ? i believe you personally recommended him . i am a very proud father . i have every reason to be . if that does n't work for you , you 've got options . iris : true , except your popularity with the city council ties my hands somewhat . now , i may have to approach this from a very different angle . jesse : which is ? iris : that promotion you 've approved -- it 's gon na cost money , especially at a time when we 're all supposed to be tightening up our belts . i 'm gon na be taking a very close look at this department 's budget , chief hubbard . hmm . very close . colby : this is crazy . they 're , like , 5 feet away . we should at least go over and say -- and say hi . damon : go for it . colby : no . you 're coming with me . damon : uh - uh . i 'm not . no . uh - uh . uh - uh . colby : ok . yeah , my mom can be a little crazy at times . but , you know , after the wedding , i have been feeling -- i 've been feeling optimistic . damon : optimistic about what ? you saw her after the wedding . her head was spinning around like `` exorcist `` style . agh ! colby : well , maybe she has it all chucked out of her system . damon : ecch ! colby : come on , please ? please ? [ damon groans ] damon : ok . colby : hi ! liza : hi ! damon : hi . colby : how 's -- how 's the lunch ? tad : yummy . liza : it 's good . tad : how 's yours ? damon : decent . very decent . colby : yeah . we have having a great time . yep . um -- damon : yep . colby : oh . i have these pictures of you guys dancing at the wedding , and they are hilarious . liza : oh . tad : `` hilarious `` ? by `` hilarious , `` i assume you mean `` suave `` ? `` debonair `` ? `` je ne sais quoi `` ? colby : no , no , no . `` hilarious `` pretty much nails it . tad : outstanding . colby : check it out . tad : oh , by all means , let the torture begin . [ liza coughs ] [ damon razzes tad ] tad : get away from there . come on . do n't make me do this alone . get around here . colby : ok . so here is the first one . ready ? damon : ooh . tad : that 's not so bad . colby : oh , no . just you wait . tad : gaa ! [ colby laughs ] colby : tad , what are you -- what are you doing here ? tad : what do you mean , what am i doing ? it 's obvious . i 'm dipping your mother . no , you 're right . that 's actually when i asked her to dip me . liza : do you always have to ruin everything ? damon : what did i do ? liza : just go , please ? tad : i look like a dancing bear . damon : guys , i have some pretty good shots in my phone , too . you want to see ? colby : yeah . damon : here . check it out . liza : oh , gosh ! colby : mom ? liza : oh , wow ! i 'm so sorry ! colby : are you ok ? use this . liza : yeah . you know , i 'm good . i got a little on me there . colby : here . liza : oh , clumsy . tad : whoa . damon : good shot , huh ? liza : what is it ? damon : she looks pretty good . liza : what -- oh , colby . you are adorable . tad : liza , are you ok ? liza : me ? i 'm good . i 'm good . i just -- tad : scratched yourself to death ? liza : no . i think i 'm gon na go take care of this in the bathroom . tad : here . let me give you a hand . liza : no , i 'm good . ahem . i 'll see you later . [ coughs , wheezes ] get the hell away from me . damon : what 's wrong with you ? liza : i just -- i ca n't breathe . you 're making me crazy . [ hyperventilates ] damon : 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 -- liza : [ wheezes ] what the hell ? you almost killed me with that thing . damon : can you breathe ? liza : yeah . yeah . damon : you 're welcome . whew . liza : why the hell do you have that ? damon : i got peanut allergy really bad . i got to carry this around with me everywhere i go . what 's your excuse ? liza : i 'm allergic to lobster , but i -- oh , god , the quiche . damon : that would probably the special lobster quiche . liza : so , what , that 's you 're thing ? you just go around stabbing people with needles ? damon : wow . your thank - yous really blow . you know that ? liza : how did you even know to -- damon : i saw you getting all hot and bothered out there . i recognized the symptoms . it 's a good thing , because you obviously did n't . huh . we should probably get you out of here . liza : damon , i 'm sorry that i was so -- thank you . damon : you 're welcome . can you walk ? liza : mm - hmm . yeah . i 'm good . ahem . damon : let 's go . tad : you know , your mom told me what you said . colby : hmm . of course she did . tad : she said you used the `` c `` word about damon . `` commitment . `` the word you 're looking for is `` commitment . `` colby : all i said is i wanted somebody in my life who would n't take off on me . what is wrong with that ? tad : not a thing . but just , you know , try not to forget you are young . you got a lot of time ahead of you . you should just try to have fun . you know , you do n't have to impress anybody . hey . liza : i 'm good . hey . thanks . damon : `` thanks . `` there . tad : what happened to you ? colby : mom , are you ok ? liza : yeah . i -- ahem . there 's apparently some lobster in that quiche , and i just had a little bit of an allergic reaction . colby : did you find her passed out ? liza : no , no , no . he got to me , thank god , before . he had an epipen pen on him . damon : peanuts . liza : yeah . and , um , that was that . tad : in a nutshell . damon : i told her that we should go to the hospital . tad : and , you know , you 're right . liza : no , tad , i 'm fine . tad : and i 'm thrilled to hear it . really , i 'm happy , but do me a favor ? i 'd like to hear it from somebody who knows what they 're talking about . come on . amanda : i guess this is good - bye . jake : yeah . well , just for now . amanda : hmm . ohh . jake : what is it ? amanda : i just got really hot all of a sudden . jake : really ? are you ok ? amanda : yeah . no , i think i just feel like -- weak in the knees . jake : weak in the knees , huh ? amanda : yeah . i feel really sick , definitely too sick to make it to the elevator . jake : holy cow . you might need an examination , a full - body examination . amanda : you know any available doctors ? jake : that is so funny and weird -- i 'm a doctor . oh , yeah . [ amanda squeals ] nurse : that blood work you wanted . angie : oh . that was fast . angie : oh . back from your honeymoon , dr. martin ? jake : yes . angie : or are you ? jake : no -- yeah , back . definitely back . amanda : we were just saying good - bye . angie : oh . of course . jake : yeah . bye . amanda : bye . angie : bye . natalia : i 'm so -- i 'm so sorry . jesse : why ? it 's not your fault that our fine mayor is resistant to my charms . come on . david hayward has that woman so deep in his back pocket , i ca n't -- he practically financed her entire campaign , all right ? so -- natalia : well , maybe this is n't the best time for my promotion . jesse : you 're kidding me , right ? your promotion to detective ? the promotion you 've been yelling about since you joined the force ? natalia : i 'm just saying it can wait . jesse : and i 'm just saying no , it ca n't . natalia , i watched you bust your ass to get where you are . [ knock on door ] brot : chief ? jesse : what is it , monroe ? brot : uh , i could n't help but overhear . jesse : yeah , you and the rest of the precinct . well . brot : well , i was just wondering , would it make a big difference , you know , with the budget stuff , if i took a leave of absence ? jesse : what -- what ? brot : i mean , it would n't be forever . i mean , i can , you know , drum up some speeches -- jesse : nobody is giving anything up around here . ok ? natalie : but mayor blanco did say -- jesse : let me deal with mayor blanco and her budget crisis . ok ? the department is fine . i am fine . you two need to focus on one thing , and one thing only , the second you walk through those doors -- that is serving your public . got it ? let me deal with the rest . ok ? [ phone rings ] jesse : go to work ! natalia : yes , sir . [ ring ] [ door closes ] jesse : hey , baby . how you feeling ? angie : i got the test results . jesse : and ? jesse : you disappointed ? angie : no . no . i mean , you know , a baby was n't even on our radar a couple of hours ago . so it just means back to life as usual . jesse : which ai n't too bad . right , baby ? angie : baby , of course not . look , i love our life . i mean , we have each other , 3 wonderful children . jesse : yeah . so i guess we just settle for being grandparents . angie : yeah . so i think maybe you should tell randi and that son of ours to get on it . so you 're ok ? jesse : yeah . well , i mean , i am . i 'm not -- i 'm not real sure about you . angie : i just told you i 'm fine . jesse : well , about this , yeah . but what about the symptoms ? i mean , if you 're not pregnant , what was causing them ? angie : baby , look , i 'm just a little run down . that 's all . jesse : `` run down `` ? angela , how long have i known you ? i 've never known you to be run down . angie : well , there 's a first time for everything . look , i think we 've done enough overreacting for one day . do n't you think ? jesse : all right . all right . um , see you at home ? angie : i 'll be there . jesse : angela ? angie : yeah ? jesse : i love you . angie : i love you more . tad : angela ? liza had an allergic reaction . we think it 's from lobster . angie : get her into cubicle 2 . nurse : ok . follow me . natalia : everything ok ? jesse : yeah . why ? what -- everything ok with you ? natalia : i still feel horrible about what happened with the mayor . jesse : would you let that go already ? natalia : i ca n't . look , she said the issue 's with the budget or whatever , but we both know that her issue is with me . jesse : yeah , well , you 're wrong . the mayor still has her drawers all up in a bunch because i kept david from being arraigned . she is the most aggravating woman i know , but she 's not stupid . she knows who butters her bread . ok ? your promotion , those pictures -- smoke . just smoke . trust me . natalia : you 're sure ? jesse : i 'm sure . natalia : i do n't want to be an embarrassment to you . jesse : are you kid -- an embarrassment ? i ought to -- i am so proud of you . come here . you are the most incredible daughter . natalia : you mean when i 'm not making you crazy ? jesse : when you 're not making me crazy . [ natalia laughs ] natalia : hey , what 's that ? i saw you walk in here with it . jesse : yeah . heh heh . something i picked up for the toy drive . toss it in with the rest , would you ? jake : she 's gon na be fine . set up an i.v . i need 125 of methyl prednisolone and 100 of saline . and set her up for back - to - back nebs . allergies -- they 're a bitch . they start to swell up . it gets ugly . you ca n't speak , you ca n't talk , but you had an epipen with you ? colby : damon did . he saved my mom 's life . natalia : shift almost done ? brot : yeah . what about yours ? natalia : yeah . you want to , i do n't know , go do something ? brot : aw . you already miss your partner . natalia : is that a yes or a no ? brot : i mean , every time i asked you to hang out after work before , you busted me for being inappropriate . i mean , what is this ? a promotion changed things now ? natalia : yeah . it means my treat , rookie . let 's go . brot : all right . natalia : ha ha ha ! angie : we need to keep you here for at least another 4 hours for observation . liza : 4 hours ? angie : liza , you were sick enough to need medication , which means that we need to keep a close eye on you just in case you rebound to the epi . liza : jake ? jake : do n't look at me . i wanted to set you up with another i.v . of diphenhydramine just in case . do n't worry about it . we 're gon na get you out of here as soon as we can . ok ? liza : hmm . yeah . jake : what 'd i miss around this joint ? angie : we 've been swamped . jake : all right . so put me to work . angie : i need a consent on that rivers kid . and i think that i want to keep mr. davis in icu for one more night . i just have this feeling about him . i think i 'm gon na -- jake : angie ? are you ok ? angie : i 'm sorry , jake . you know what ? i completely forgot about , um , the staffing issue . i need to take care of this . um , if you see dr. holt , will you tell him that i need to speak with him asap about his hours ? liza : i guess i owe you one . damon : just one ? liza : well , that was some date , huh ? tad : you do have a way of keeping things interesting , i 'll give you that much . liza : a little too interesting , if you ask me . tad : no . never . liza : ohh . colby : after everything she has done to you and said to you , i -- i ca n't believe you 'd step up like that . damon : hey , your mom can make me pretty crazy , but i 'm not gon na let her croak . colby : you 're amazing . no , you really are . you 're amazing . damon : i 'm not . do n't be so -- colby : that 's why i love you . jake : ang ? angie : yeah ? jake : you forgot your file . angie : oh . thank you . something else i can help you with ? jake : yeah . you can just tell me why you 're lying to me .
jesse and angie have lunch together , but angie does n't ' have much of and appetite . jesse surprises that angie may be pregnant which surprises angie . jake and amanda have lunch at the yacht club , but their desires get the best of them and they end up in the hotel room . tad and liza go to the yacht club for lunch . colby and damon also arrive for lunch . colby suggests saying hello to tad and liza which damon does n't like too much . liza becomes ill and leaves . damon catches up with her and with the help of his syringe , helps her to feel better . tad , damon and colby take liza to the hospital . natalia tells brot that she had made detective . the mayor reprimands jesse for his daughter being detective . brot suggests that he take a leave of absence to help jesse make the budget . angie finds out that she is not pregnant . angie suffers from blurred vision .
( missing beginning ) jamie : and i had one sip of beer -- not even enough to get a buzz . so we can forget about me being drunk and -- and having a hangover . so can we , like , ground me later ? tad : no . so , like , sit down . like , now . you obviously mistake me for a father that does n't give a damn . jamie : dad , i 've heard this speech before . the `` shot liver , dead liver `` stupid speech . tad : not the way i deliver it , you have n't . jamie : my dad , tad the cad , is going to preach me abstinence ? this is going to be good . opal : hey , there . what gives ? last time i saw you , jack was on the mend . now i find you staring off into space . erica : yeah , well , joe martin 's in with -- with jack right now . opal : and ? erica : and -- and what ? opal : well , i mean , thanks to that matching blood donor , he 's going to be ok , right ? erica : yes , thank god . i mean , joe says that jack 's going to be fine . opal : well , then why the long face ? i mean , you ought to be doing nip - ups singing whoop - de - do . a miracle like that does n't come along every day , you know ? erica : opal , this miracle may also be a disaster . jack 's donor was greenlee . opal : greenlee ? erica : mm - hmm . opal : well , is n't that a kick in the head -- i mean , that jack 's savior should be your worst neighbor . erica : and probably jack 's daughter . opal : um , wait a minute , i did n't quite catch that . erica : oh , it is no coincidence . no wild coincidence whatsoever . opal , i think that jack is greenlee 's father . opal : well , clear a space . david : it 's all right here , ok ? joe martin assembled an inferior team to work on my daughter . kenny : you and your wife did n't know who was assigned to perform your daughter 's surgery ? david : yes , we did . but joe convinced anna to keep me out of the process . kenny : still , you knew their names , their reputations . david : yes , of course i knew their reputations , which is exactly why i opposed it adamantly right from the beginning . but joe led anna to believe that this pacemaker surgery was necessary . kenny : is n't that a medically sound opinion ? david : no , not -- not in leora 's case . i told joe over and over again that leora needed to gain strength . but he did not want her to gain strength . he did not want her to survive . kenny : you want to file criminal charges ? david : no . listen , our d.a . , jackson montgomery , is in joe martin 's pocket -- i mean , old family friends and all that garbage . so joe knows the d.a . will protect him . montgomery hates me just as much as the martins do . kenny : that 's quite a theory . david : it 's not a theory , it 's a fact . and this hand - tooled autopsy report will prove it . kenny : it looks legitimate to me . david : yeah , well , looks can be deceiving . i 'm telling you , kenny , this -- this is a cover - up , and it 's dictated by joe martin . kenny : ok , so criminal action 's out of the question . do you want to pursue a civil suit ? malpractice ? david : i want joe martin and his son tad to be penniless and disgraced . kenny : what does tad martin have to do with this ? david : look , just -- just take the time to read this , ok ? it 's all right there . tad is the one that kept me out of that o.r . so you find something . i do n't care -- i do n't give a damn what you do , but you find something that 'll stick , all right ? wrongful death , conspiracy to commit murder . you just find something that 'll make him pay for what he did . kenny : i 'll read this . i 'll get your take on the incident . david : if tad had let me go in that o.r . , leora would still be alive today . kenny : but you were n't part of the surgical team . you were n't cleared to operate . david : kenny , you listen to me . joe martin has been jealous of my skill from the second i stepped foot in this town . now , when dixie martin fell in love with me , that is exactly what pushed tad and joe over the edge . from that point on , they 've been trying to find anything , any opportunity that they can to destroy my life . well , anna handed it to them when she agreed to the surgery , ok ? so you find something . you find something that 's going to make them regret this . you find something that 's going to make them suffer , do you hear me ? kenny : but if we ca n't win ? david : we ca n't win ? what are you talking about ? ca n't prove the truth ? are you telling me that you ca n't get justice ? you ca n't find peace for my little girl ? wait a minute . you do n't have the guts to go after the martins . they have you running scared . tad : we 're not talking about me , james . jamie : i am . tad : all right , fine . you want to know , then ask . i will tell you because i know firsthand how stupid i was . jamie : dad -- tad : i screwed up a lot . i hurt a lot of people -- mostly myself . and , gee , if it 's all right with you , as your dad , i would love to spare you that . jamie : dad , i ca n't even compare to your record , ok ? not even if i tried . tad : that 's just it , james . you 're not going to try . jamie : will you chill out ? my only sins are getting smashed at a party , yelling at adam chandler , and kissing a prostitute , ok ? tad : it 's what 's coming around the next bend in the road that 's got me concerned , especially after one of your keg parties . jamie : so this is the speech about drugs and unwanted pregnancies ? tad : well , would it hurt you to hear it ? come on , your brother 's already had his problems with drugs . jamie : that 's his trip , not mine , ok ? tad : ok , so , fine , let 's talk about your trip , ok ? your -- your habits , and the next party , or the party after that , and shots are involved , ok , and you are away from home . you got to get behind the wheel of a car , and the fact is it screws with your judgment , your reflexes . all it takes is one tree . jamie : dad , mom has n't gotten over little laura being hit by a drunk . i did n't drive home last night . i swear . mom would kill me if i ever did that . tad : do me a favor . while you 're out there , trying on your life for size , just remember one thing . it 's always the little things , the stupid things that do n't even seem important at the moment that can destroy your life . jamie : i get it . i get it , ok ? tad : be careful . [ phone rings ] tad : hello ? yeah . hang on , he 's right here . it 's never for me anymore . jamie : hello ? hey , elizabeth . yeah , it 's cool . yeah , of course i would . tonight ? yeah , yeah , that 'd be fun . all right , cool . yeah , yeah . bye . dad , if we 're done here , i 'm going to take off . tad : to hook up with this elizabeth ? jamie : huh ? tad : what do you think , they came up with sex last week ? i 'm not so far - gone i do n't recognize a come - on , even when i only hear one half of the conversation . jamie : you think she 's offering me sex ? cool . [ noise ] carlos : what 's that ? greenlee : the point of no return passing by . carlos : i 'm serious . greenlee : you think i 'm not ? carlos : shh , listen . [ footsteps ] greenlee : you think it 's a robber ? carlos : it could be . get dressed . greenlee : oh , my god . get behind the counter ! get -- carlos : who 's there ? woman : carlos , is that you ? carlos ? carlos : yeah , it 's me . greenlee : who 's that ? carlos : mrs. lacey . greenlee : as in mrs. lacey of lacey 's ? carlos : yes . diane , i 'll come to you . greenlee : `` diane `` ? oh , god . oh , god . carlos : diane ? diane : what are you still doing here ? greenlee : oh , god . carlos : i got locked in . diane : oh , no ! i 'm so sorry . greenlee : hi . diane : well , i see you have found some of the comforts of home . you 're nothing if not resourceful , carlos . hello , ms. -- greenlee : dupres . greenlee dupres . diane : right . i believe we 've met . greenlee : several times . diane : uh - huh . carlos : of course , we 'll clean up the mess we 've made . greenlee : and i 'm buying the dress . i always intended to , believe me . diane : oh , i do . i 'm just embarrassed you got locked in . carlos : we made the best of it . diane : indeed you did , dear . well , i 'm glad i forgot the employee awards for the company picnic . otherwise , the two of you might have been stuck here until tomorrow . greenlee : oh . not that . diane : carlos , why do n't you come to the office with me ? i 'll pick up what i need , and i 'll give you the new security codes so this ca n't happen again . greenlee : and -- and i 'll stay here and i 'll tidy up . and i 'll write you a check for the dress . diane : accept it as a souvenir . i would n't have my carlos pay for anything . greenlee : oh -- your carlos ? carlos : we go way back . diane : carlos has been invaluable to me . wear the dress in good health . opal : greenlee is jack 's daughter ? no , that ca n't be . erica : well , her blood type matched his rare phenotype . and the chances of that happening are about one in 10,000 if the parties are not related . opal : well , still , one in 10,000 -- i mean , that 's no big deal . how come you got to jump to the conclusion that she 's his daughter ? erica : well , i did n't jump . i was pushed by mary smythe . mary smythe suggested very strongly , very pointedly that i find out who the donor was for jack so that the person could be rewarded . and of course when i found out it was greenlee , well , i just assumed that of course , you know , mary wanted to cash in on it -- you know , make points with jackson , points with the town -- `` my daughter saved jackson montgomery 's life . `` opal : well , that still does n't point to him being the daddy . erica : look , opal , i was under the impression that mary smythe and jack were just , you know , casual acquaintances from the country club or whatever . mary smythe told me that they knew each other well . opal : `` well `` ? ew . that sound you hear is my stomach doing cartwheels . i mean , the thought of mary smythe and jack -- our jack . erica : yeah . they had an affair . opal : oh . stranger than fiction . you have n't had a chance to dance this around with jack at all ? erica : no . he has n't regained consciousness yet . opal : i got a feeling that when he does , he 's going to wish he had n't . joe : erica , good news . jack 's awake and he 's asking for you . erica : oh . opal : well , that 's something , at least -- i mean , that he 's saying your name . erica : joe , you mean that he -- he 's ready for visitors ? joe : indeed . just do n't get him worked up . erica : no . opal : good luck . erica : thank you . thank you , joe . jack : what , you 're not happy to see me ? erica : jack . i love you . i love you so much . anna : this really was n't necessary . sean : yeah , well , only seemed right . anna : and the donation is very kind . thank you . i appreciate it . officer : it 's -- it 's good to have you back in charge . second officer : well , we should all get back to work , huh ? anna : yeah , yeah . sean : right , right . anna : thanks , guys . [ knock on door ] anna : yeah ? yes , come in , come in . aidan . aidan : working too hard already ? anna : yeah , i am . trying to get up to speed . aidan : are you sure this is a good idea , coming back to work so soon ? anna : oh , yes , very sure . i need the distraction . aidan : well , could n't you just run off to an island in the pacific or something ? anna : no . could you ? aidan : no . anna : how are you ? i heard about maria . aidan : well , i knew her memory was returning . and when it did -- anna : she 'd probably go back with edmund . aidan : yeah . well , let 's face it , the odds were in his favor , really . anna : it happened so fast , though . aidan : i know . there 's nothing that can be done . anna : you feel like the woman you knew has entirely disappeared and aidan : now is entirely maria . but let 's not talk about that . let 's talk about you . how are you doing ? [ knock on door ] anna : i -- yes , come in . ok . i 'm going to need -- sean : chief ? anna : yeah ? sean : there 's someone out there you might want to see . anna : oh . hold on a second . aidan : all right . anna : i 'll be right back . thanks . man : the room 's destroyed . i got a better chance of renting out a bomb crater than that room . officer : have you got an inventory , mr. wolfe ? mr. wolfe : what 's to inventory ? there 's not a piece of furniture worth burning . even the mirror 's smashed . officer : seven years ' bad luck , huh ? mr. wolfe : what , is that supposed to be funny ? my misfortune is a source of amusement to you ? anna : i 'm watching this why ? officer : no , sir . your room -- mr. wolfe : i want an officer that cares ! officer : i care . mr. wolfe : this aidan devane -- he 's related to your captain . you 're going to make my complaint disappear . officer : no , sir , that 's not how we operate . mr. wolfe : i wo n't be able to rent that room until i replace everything . i 'm going to lose a fortune , all because devane went nuts and took off . no one here seems to care . well , i guess it 's my money that 's being lost . aidan : wow . leora 's autopsy report . carlos : hmm . greenlee : ta - da ! carlos : very nice . how 'd you get rid of all the graffiti ? greenlee : makeup remover . carlos : thank you for putting all the enchantment stuff back where it belongs . greenlee : well , it does n't belong here . fusion does . but i did n't want to get you in trouble with diane . so where is she , anyway ? carlos : on her way back to the lacey 's company picnic . greenlee : hmm . so we 're all alone ? carlos : completely . greenlee : but you 've got the codes . we could leave if we wanted to . carlos : if we wanted to . greenlee : i want -- carlos : so do i . erica : oh , jack . i 've been such an idiot . jack : no , sweetheart , no . erica : well , when i saw anna in your pajamas at your apartment , i -- i 'm sorry . just all the jealousies came flooding in . jack : listen to me . you have nothing to be jealous about , not ever . ok ? erica : did i do this to you ? did i make you worse ? jack : you mean did i burst a blood vessel over you ? hmm . well , maybe not this time . erica : i should n't have argued with you . jack : listen to me . this was not your fault , so knock it off , ok , honey ? erica : you just -- you need to rest now . quietly . so i 'm just -- i 'm just going to sit here . jack : i got a couple of questions , though . erica : well , joe can answer them for you all later . jack : i heard a nurse . she was saying something about finding a blood donor ? erica : yes . they found a match . oh , jack , there 's something that i need to tell you . there 's something that you need to know , and it ca n't wait . anna : so the manager at the pine cone motel is outside filling out a complaint . aidan : uh -- oh , i 'm sorry i have to do that to you . i -- i lost it for a second . anna : it just took a second to reduce the furniture to kindling ? aidan : all right . it was more like half an hour . anna : this is because maria 's gone back with edmund , is it ? aidan : no , this is because maria has -- has remarried edmund . anna : why did n't you tell me ? aidan : because my problems are nothing compared to what you 're going through right now . anna : this is n't a contest . you should come to me when you need to . aidan : you 've got enough of your own to deal with , anna . anna : we 're family . we do n't have to go through this alone , right ? aidan : i know . and you should know that , too , that i am here for you . anna : well , then you call me the next time you want to trash a room . aidan : there 's nothing you could 've done to stop me . anna : no , but i have some anger issues of my own i 'd like to get out . aidan : and this -- you should take this home . i think maybe you 're not really looking for a distraction . anna : i ca n't get leora out of my mind . aidan : i know . anna : i moved out of the cabin temporarily . aidan : it 's probably for the best . anna : yeah . it 's certainly best for me . aidan : what about david ? kenny : i am not intimidated by joe martin , but in order to build a case , we need evidence , witnesses . david : you know something ? i do n't know what i was thinking calling you . that 's ok . i want an attorney that 's not taken in by the martins . kenny : pursuing this suit might get you more than you 're prepared for . david : all right , thank you very much . you can go now . kenny : david , joe martin 's been pretty generous so far . david : are you -- are you out of your frigging mind ? kenny : he allowed you into the hospital despite the restraining order against you . he has n't filed charges for various violations like you breaking into his office -- david : you listen to me . what joe martin did was worse than negligence , kenny . he killed my daughter . kenny : david , i think you should get some help . go home , rest , and find someone you can talk -- david : go , go . get out ! get out . jamie : i know what to do and what not to do to keep out of trouble . tad : so you 're going to go out and hook up with elizabeth , right ? jamie : am i grounded ? tad : no , i 'm just confused . i thought you were dating laurie . jamie : well , i 'm kind of in a hurry here . tad : well , that 's a good reason for you to stop and think for a minute . jamie : i 'm not a kid anymore . tad : so act like a man . jamie : i 'm trying my best , thanks . see you later . tad : are you or are you not dating laurie ? yes or no ? jamie : we get together sometimes . tad : i guess i 'm just going to have to take that as a yes . jamie : but she -- she makes it very hard . tad : you 're never going to meet a woman who does n't . jamie : and you 've met a lot , huh ? tad : we just agreed -- you 're not going to follow my example , right ? jamie : well , if elizabeth is a mistake , then i 'm going to take it . tad : ok . before you make your mistake , why do n't you talk to laurie first , ok ? then you can hook up with elizabeth . do n't you think you owe laurie that much ? i 'm glad you agree with me . jamie : i did n't agree . tad : you did n't disagree . get together with laurie first , talk to her . tell her what you want , what you 're after . if she disagrees , then you can turn the page . all right ? jack : well , it sounds like you have big news . erica : i do . you were right and i was wrong . jack : boy , am i glad i 'm laying down . i just wish i had a tape recorder . so what was i right about ? erica : about everything . about how i try to drive you away , about how i keep testing your love because i am afraid that every man is going to leave me because my father did . jack : thank you . thank you for saying that , but you do n't have to go into this now . erica : yes , i do . i owe it to you . i owe you the truth . i owe you everything . and i just want to spend the rest of my life trying to repay you . jack : erica -- erica : jackson , will you marry me , just as soon as we are both able to walk down that aisle ? [ knock on door ] joe : jack ? this may not seem fair since we just put it in you . we 're going to need a vial of that blood back for tests . jack : well , as long as i have n't already drained the supplier , sure . erica : oh , no , you can always get more . i 'll -- i 'll wait outside . jack : love you . erica : love you . opal : well ? so , how did jackson take the news about being greenlee 's father ? erica : i did n't tell him , and i 'm never going to . carlos : i want to , but not here . greenlee : but we 're alone again . carlos : someone could walk in again . greenlee : someone ? or diane ? just exactly what is your history with mrs. lacey ? carlos : there 's nothing to tell , nothing interesting . greenlee : hmm . i 'll be the judge of that . tell me . carlos : there 's nothing to tell . greenlee : well , nothing would be , `` i hooked up her computer at home , i relined her swimming pool . `` this must be a little juicier . carlos : your imagination is running wild . greenlee : oh -- never bothered you before . carlos : no . greenlee : so tell me when you and mrs. lacey first met . carlos : i do n't remember . it 's been a while . greenlee : is this something that you or mrs. lacey would want to keep quiet ? carlos : i ca n't speak for diane . greenlee : you have something to hide , huh ? because if you do , i 'll find out . carlos : search away . you wo n't get anything out of me -- not any dirt , anyway . laurie : dr. hayward . david : just get me another drink . laurie : i ca n't . david : you ca n't cut me off after just one drink . laurie . laurie : i 'm not allowed to serve alcohol . i 'm sorry . david : all right , then just find somebody who can , all right ? double scotch , on the rocks . laurie : i 'll get charmayne . but after my mom died , alcohol -- alcohol only made things worse for my dad . david : laurie ? just -- just get me another drink , another coffee , all right ? laurie : one coffee , on the house . jamie : hey , laurie . laurie : hey . jamie : got a minute ? laurie : yeah . my shift just started , though . hey , thank you so much for last night . without you , things would 've been awful for my dad . jamie : yeah , i just -- i just wish he 'd get into rehab or something . laurie : me , too . jamie : can this all wait for a second ? laurie : yeah . what is it ? jamie : i really like you , laurie . i know that 's not news . but i needed to say it anyway because -- because i think we have a chance , laurie . i think something could happen , you know ? laurie : i think so . jamie : i want more . and i -- i think you do , too , but you keep playing this `` come here , go away `` kind of game and it 's frustrating and i ca n't deal with it anymore . and i got to know if you want to make this work . because if not , i 'm going to hook up with somebody else . greenlee : you 're not going to trust me , are you ? you 're not going to tell me your lame secret past with mrs. lacey . do you have any idea how insulting that is ? carlos : we 're just starting to know each other . greenlee : honesty helps a relationship progress . carlos : so does trust . greenlee : what are you saying , you do n't trust me ? carlos : you played that childish game with the enchantment display . greenlee : i put everything back exactly the way it was . carlos : obviously you did . greenlee : but -- but this secret of yours -- it 's so big , so awful that you ca n't even confess it to me ? carlos : next , we work to reduce you from drama queen to drama duchess . greenlee : you like me just the way i am . carlos : keep a little of your devilish streak . i like spice . greenlee : ok . ok . you 're not going to tell me your secret . i have one to share with you . carlos : you can tell me anything . greenlee : we were n't really trapped in here . we could 've called for help anytime . spicy enough for you ? opal : well , you know , it 's possible that this could be the best time to tell jackson that he 's greenlee 's daddy -- you know , when he 's still weak and groggy . erica : opal , i told jack what he needs to know now -- that we are going to get married just as soon as he is ready . opal : well , hon , that 's fantastic . erica : it is ! he does n't need any bad news . opal : well , you know , it 's possible that jack wo n't think this is bad . erica : opal , how could you say that ? i mean , greenlee has been a monster . she has just tormented bianca about her sexuality , she 's clearly out to sabotage me and enchantment . opal : but still , i think that jack and greenlee deserve to know the truth . erica : do n't you think that i have been through enough by now ? and what about jack ? has n't he ? look , we do n't need a demonic stepdaughter interfering in our marriage . opal : thus the rush to the altar . erica : excuse me ? opal : it is n't just because you came close to losing jack again . you are in a hurry to seal the deal , and i know why . erica : because i love jackson . opal : you want to get him branded and tied to you pronto before mary can make her move . erica : well , mary can make all the moves she wants . opal , i 'm certainly not threatened by some fling jackson had with mary smythe . opal : well , maybe not , but what was flung during that fling is giving you conniptions . and the flinger , whose initials just happen to be mary smythe , is going to spill . erica : no , she wo n't . i wo n't let her . aidan : you still think david 's responsible ? anna : i wish i did n't . aidan : is there anything i can do ? anna : oh , i 'm so furious at him . and i am so bitterly disappointed . and yet i 'm still worried about him . aidan : do n't waste your energy . anna : you know , i 've seen him angry before , but this is like he 's lost everything . aidan : you know , part of this is david 's fault . he may have lost leora , but he has thrown you away . anna : that may well be . there 's no telling what he 'll do . it 's like he has a score to settle with the martin family or something . laurie : jamie , what are you asking me to do ? jamie : i just want to know if there 's a future for us or something . laurie : jamie , i just graduated . i do n't know what i 'm doing . my dad 's messed up . jamie : your dad 's totally screwed up . his life is hopeless . and he 's going to drag you to the ground . laurie : what ? jamie : if he does n't get off the booze , you should kick him to the curb . laurie : i ca n't do that . jamie : you 're going to let him run your life for you ? he 's going to ruin every chance for something better . laurie : jamie , i 'm trying to work . my life is one big question mark . my dad 's an alcoholic . it 's a disease . and you want me to sign on to i - do n't - know - what and turn my back on my father ? jamie : forget it . forget it , ok ? laurie : thanks . i 'll try . jamie : you know what ? i should 've dropped you , like , yesterday . and instead i came here to give you a second chance . david : hey , you better back off before you get hurt . carlos : you said you left your phone in the car . greenlee : i -- i thought i had . i mean , i thought so at first , but -- carlos : but it rang . greenlee : uh , yeah . carlos : i did hear a phone ring . i heard your phone ring . greenlee : i fibbed . carlos : you lied to me . greenlee : i bent the truth a little . carlos : you ripped -- you ripped it to pieces . greenlee : i just wanted us to enjoy ourselves . and you did , did n't you ? carlos : very much . greenlee : so you ca n't be mad at me now . carlos : no . but do n't ever lie to me again . because if you do , watch out . greenlee : afraid i 'm too hot to handle ? carlos : as hot as you can dish it , i can take it . opal : well , i mean , short of homicide , i do n't know how you 're going to glue mary 's trap shut , but i will keep quiet . erica : ok , thank you . thank you . opal : for now . i just -- oh , here -- erica : joe ? joe : hmm ? erica : can i go back in again ? joe : you may , yes . erica : thank you . opal : give jack my congratulations , too , all right ? erica : i will . opal : and , erica , do be careful . erica : ok . so where would you like to have the ceremony ? i mean , it can get really hot outside this time of year , but the arboretum -- jack : whoa , whoa , whoa . what 's -- what 's the big rush all of a sudden ? erica : well , i want to marry you . i love you . erica : well , i know now that you have been absolutely right . jack : let me tell you something -- if you flip - flop on me again -- erica : i am not going to flip - flop anymore . jack , i want to marry you more than anything in the world . i need to spend my life with you . jack : i hope it 's not because i would 've died if they had n't found a blood donor . erica : i love you . i just want to marry you as soon as we can . jack : and there 's nothing more to it ? nothing that i do n't know ? mary : please , let me answer that . [ next_on ] jack : you would n't happen to know who this blood donor was ? greenlee : i dared erica to give you a second chance . kendall : so what 'd she say ? greenlee : that she 's not your mom . liza : i do n't want you going anywhere near tad martin . david : you see this man right here ? he killed my little girl .
anna tells aidan she wishes david would stop blaming the martins for leora 's death . meanwhile , david meets with kenny and asks him to build a case against joe and tad martin . kenny patiently listens to david 's story , but later tells him that he does n't have a case . david becomes furious and asks kenny to leave . he later orders a drink , but lori tells him that alcohol will just make things worse . david smiles and thanks lori for caring . after some encouragement from tad , jamie comes in and asks lori to be with him . lori tells him she 's not sure what she wants to do . jamie becomes angry and tells her if she does n't make a decision soon , he 'll just move on to another girl . when jamie continues pressuring lori , david grabs him and tells him to back off . opal encourages erica to tell jackson the truth about his donor . however , instead of telling the truth , erica begs jackson to marry her as soon as he gets out of the hospital . jackson looks confused and asks her why she 's in such a rush to get married all of a sudden . mary comes in and tells jackson she can give him an explanation . mrs. lacey , the owner of the department store , catches carlos and greenlee inside . she acts very friendly with carlos and gives him the security code so he does n't get locked in again . greenlee later asks carlos what his relation is with mrs. lacey . carlos tells her that they 're just friends and that he is n't hiding anything . greenlee confesses that she had her cell phone all along and could have called for help . carlos warns greenlee to never lie to him again .
jack : i can recommend the crab cakes . erica : jack , hi . jack : hi , sweetheart . erica : this is -- this is jeff martin . jack : jeff martin ? you two were married at one time . erica : yeah . jeff : yes , yes , we were . jack : well , it 's a real pleasure to meet you . jeff : nice to meet you . i 've been hearing quite a lot about you . jack : oh , really ? really ? mostly good , i hope . so tell me , jeff , what are you doing back in pine valley ? jeff : family business . [ scene_break ] [ at the hospital , josh is stunned to see julia and jamie necking in an examining room . ] josh : nurse keefer , shame on you . [ scene_break ] tad : what 's up ? you guys feeding the squirrels ? dixie : tad , please do n't start . tad : i 'm not starting anything . i 'm all about finding my daughter . dixie : do you have any leads ? tad : no , i 'm sorry , i do n't . what about you two ? zach : you wanted me off the search . tad : that 's right , i did . yet , here you are . i got to give you props for dedication . i mean , you got a new wife , new life , and yet , here you are hunting for kate . zach : we all want your daughter found . tad : hmm . well , sounds heartfelt . does that sense of compassion extend to our other child -- j.r. ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : look , it makes perfect sense . my mother 's been in town for months . no one caught a whiff of it . she had to have had help . it was slater . kendall : you are so full of it . j.r. : i just saw them in the park . they were having a pretty intense conversation . they 're probably still there . simone : you know , erin , why do n't you grab an arm ? i 'll take the other one . you 're gone , bucko . j.r. : she was thanking zach for hiding her from everyone , including you . unless you were in on the secret . i did n't think so . look , you do n't have to believe me . but why do n't you go to the source ? ask zach . simone : why do n't you get the hell out of here ? danielle : and take your wife with you . j.r. : i 'm not telling you this to hurt you . kendall : ok , and you just threw a ton of bricks on me to get my attention ? j.r. : when you were in the hospital and zach was n't with you , did you ever wonder where he was ? kendall : i trust my husband . i do n't trust you . j.r. : i do n't expect you to . kendall : great . well , then quit wasting your breath and my time . i 'm done with you . we 're not friends anymore , j.r. you know what ? you see this ? that 's the bottom of my shoe . it 's too good for you , and for babe , so please leave . i -- i do n't want to see you or hear you , smell you or know you . j.r. : all right , do n't believe me , hate me all you want , but lay off babe . erin : oh -- no , nobody wants to hear you defend her . no . j.r. : look , she 's not the one that almost killed you and your baby , i did , so ease off . kendall : she covered for you . danielle : let you get away with it . j.r. : babe gave me a chance to prove myself . kendall : to prove what ? to prove what you can do with a bottle of scotch and some 2-by-4s ? my son is in an incubator . you should be in jail for life , but you 're free because babe lied for you . simone : yeah , look , you know , you guys are perfect for each other , so why do n't you lie yourselves straight into hell and just leave us alone ? j.r. : look , the reason why i lost it was because there was way too many lies and secrets . kendall : oh , god , lies and secrets -- is this about your mommy again ? your poor little mommy ? i 'm sorry , j.r. , i 'm sick of your excuses . j.r. : i get it now . babe helped me understand . kendall : oh , really ? well , all hail all - wise , all - knowing babe . j.r. : look , i know what it 's like to get lied to and then get slammed with the truth . it 's better to know now than to get ambushed . kendall : ok , so all this junk about zach , you 're just telling me for my own good ? j.r. : you know , i do n't care what you do with it . ask zach , or do n't , but at least you know . kendall : well , do n't stick around for me to thank you . j.r. : well , i do n't really care about that . but if you can forgive zach for everything he 's done , why ca n't you forgive babe ? at least she was straight with you . zach has n't been . [ scene_break ] zach : your other child almost killed my wife and her son . tad : and he 's sorry . zach : those are just words , martin . tad : no . zach , he 's praying he can turn his life around . now , he ca n't do that if he has to wake up every morning looking over his shoulder . i know it does n't mean that much to you , but i give you my word , i 'll be all over him the entire time . if he does anything -- if he drinks , if he acts out -- does anything but behaves like a gold - star citizen , i 'll come down on him first . but i wo n't have to , because he 's dedicated to changing his life . the question is , are you ? are you willing to forgo your vengeance to give j.r. a break ? and if you want to go after the bad guys , go after greg madden , because they do n't come any worse . [ scene_break ] [ in his underground jail , greg lies very still , perspiring profusely . ] [ scene_break ] jeff : please , can you join us ? jack : oh , i 'd love to , i would . but unfortunately , i have a meeting with a client at the marina . on the other hand , i do have a few minutes . have a seat . so , tell me , jeff -- what does my wife want you to do ? erica : forgive me . in the past , i know that i 've -- i 've done some things that i am not proud of . and i know that i said some things i never should have . but after all this time , it would really just mean a great deal to me if -- if we could just let go of our negative feelings and start fresh , especially since jeff is n't going to be in town very long . can you do that for me , jeff ? can you forgive me ? jeff : the future 's whatever we make it . erica : thank you . thank you . jack : that 's so nice . i would love to stay and toast this truce , but i -- i do have that meeting . sweetheart , i 'll see you later . erica : ok . bye . jack : jeff , i 'm sure our paths will cross . jeff : yeah . oh , my -- my god , erica . you have n't even told him ? erica : i have my reasons . jeff : oh . erica : this is none of your concern . jeff : you know , some things just -- they just never change . you get hit with a heart - ripping situation like this and you take it on alone , and the man in your life is the last to know . you 're still unbelievable . [ jeff sighs ] [ scene_break ] [ julia is surprised and pleased when jamie proceeds to unbutton her sweater . meanwhile , josh brings joe to the same room and walks in on them . ] josh : i thought you wanted to know . joe : better be important . i 've got a consult . josh : this patient demanded to see someone in charge . joe : all right , let 's make it quick . josh : all right . julia : oh ! [ scene_break ] tad : so , are you willing to give j.r. a pass ? zach : i wo n't go after j.r. , do n't need to . he 'll destroy himself . tad : or not . dixie : it means a lot , zach . zach : you were more persuasive than this one . dixie : thank you for being understanding . zach : if kendall is ever in j.r. 's line of fire again , i swear -- tad : she wo n't be . i give you my word , j.r. wo n't make trouble for anybody . zach : i 'll hold you to it . dixie : tad , we could use all the help we could get looking for kate . i 'd really like zach to keep working with us . zach : whatever you need . tad : she 's right . ok . if there is anything you can do that helps me find my daughter , i 'm all for it . hell , if you want anything bad enough , sometimes you got to make a deal with the devil . you 're the closest thing i could find . [ scene_break ] erica : you may be god 's gift to third - world medicine , but you do n't get to come back here after all these years and make assumptions about me . jeff : hmm . you have a son , erica . that is not a secret that you can keep from your husband forever . erica : i 'll handle it . jeff : déjà , erica . now , when are you going to learn that you just ca n't continue to go on like this ? erica : i do n't believe you . you have no idea what my husband has been going through after all these months , no idea whatsoever . you have no right to make a judgment on -- on my decisions , on my life , on my marriage . jeff : maybe , erica , but i sure as hell have a right to comment on my son . [ scene_break ] josh : what the hell are you doing ? [ standing on a table , jamie pretends to smash a bug with a rolled up magazine . ] julia : oh ! there it is ! jamie : got it ! julia : oh . jamie : oh -- a spider the size of an suv . julia : just came out of nowhere . thank god jamie was here . i hate creepy- crawly things -- especially spiders . joe : if that spider was the patient with the problem , i believe it 's out of my hands . everything under control ? jamie : absolutely . josh : sorry , dr. martin . must be the wrong room . i 'll find out what 's going on . joe : yes , you do that . jamie : hands are quicker than the eye . julia : ears like a bat . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i get the anger , but hating babe does n't solve anything . kendall : oh , we passed hate way back when she stole bianca 's baby . you know what would solve things -- babe gets smart , realizes she 's completely outgunned , and leaves fusion for good . babe : i belong here just as much as any of you . simone : oh , oh , oh , oh , so not true , sweet thing . see , you slid in on greenlee 's payback . danielle : no one wanted you then , we do n't want you now . erin : there are -- are just so many other places you could go where people would n't despise you . kendall : see ? j.r. , i 'm not the only one who ca n't stand babe . i mean , she can stay if she wants to -- that 's her choice -- but it 's going to be hell for her around here . we will have no mercy -- you can count on that . j.r. : `` if her lipstick does n't kill you , she will `` ? ok , ladies , have your fun , then get over it . lay off babe . kendall : if you want to stop me , you 'll have to take me down for good , or get babe out of here -- for good . [ scene_break ] zach : i 'll be in touch . dixie : thank you , zach , for everything . you know , i 'm really glad j.r. has you in his corner . tad : well , j.r. 's got enough trouble without having to worry about zachy walnuts . dixie : you know , zach 's not a gangster . tad : ok . my bad . i did n't mean to criticize your white knight . dixie : zach is trying to help . he 's been an enormous support . we 're friends , we 're just friends . tad : absolutely , just friends . dixie : you know , it is possible for a man and a woman to be close and platonic . tad : what about ian wells ? was he just a friend ? mr. platonic ? or was it a little more than that ? dixie : you son of a bitch . you 've been investigating me ? tad : well , you can hardly be surprised . i am an investigator -- that 's what i do . dixie : did you find what you were looking for ? some dirt to throw ? tad : i was n't looking for dirt . i was looking for kate . dixie : so you dug up every move i made ? tad : part of finding our daughter is figuring out what you did , where you were . i was just hoping i could pick up something that you had missed . dixie : do you want to fight about this ? tad : no , no , i do n't want to fight . i -- i 'm just curious . did you think for a second that i would n't find out ? dixie : it 's not relevant . tad : the hell it is n't . the way you 've been carrying on since you got back , slogging all over the world , desperately looking for kate , living on nothing but misery and gruel ? dixie : that 's hardly the way i explained it . tad : it really must 've been tough for you out there on the loire valley sipping wine , eating brie . dixie : tad , i do n't believe i owe you an apology , especially considering you were engaged to my sister ? tad : i 'm not looking for an apology . you 're right . we were divorced . but i got to say , the ultralux lie thing really puts a different spin on your time away . dixie : how dare you . i never stopped looking for kate . tad : you mean in between peeling grapes with your teeth and jumping in and out of feather beds ? dixie : that 's not how it happened . tad : does n't matter anyway . it 's not about us . it 's about kate . dixie : you 're damn right it 's about kate . there is no `` us . `` [ scene_break ] kendall : now , i may be stuck with babe as a partner , but you -- i do n't want to see your face . i want your face out of here right now . babe , get him out of here now before i do something i will not regret -- now . babe : ok . let 's go . j.r. : no , you know , that 's fine . but give babe the benefit of the doubt , like you did your lying husband . kendall : get out ! j.r. : zach is a liar . kendall : out . damn what the hell are you guys looking at ? there is something called `` work . `` do it , now . do it . it 's called `` work . `` that was a group order . simone : you do n't get to order me around anymore . i 'm a partner and your friend . what happened to playing it cool , huh ? not letting him get to you ? honey , we all know that j.r. is a liar . oh , my god , you -- you think j.r. told the truth about zach and dixie . [ scene_break ] j.r. : my mom is just one , big surprise -- never in a good way . babe : then skip to the worst , j.r. stuff is n't always what it seems , and you know how much zach loves kendall . j.r. : yeah , well , the whole time he 's been playing the devoted husband . but before that , he 's been helping my mother . he 's -- he 's helped her hide . he 's -- he 's kept her damn secret , let her spy on us . now she 's trying to find my sister -- who does she turn to ? not dad , not me , not my family -- slater . babe : that does n't mean that there 's anything going on between them . j.r. : yeah , well , whatever 's going on between them , i do n't want her anywhere near him . he 's gunning for me -- that means he 's got my family in his sights . i have to do something about that . i got to stop him . babe : j.r. ? no , you do n't have to do anything . [ j.r. sighs ] j.r. : you see , i go from zero to full attack in , like , two seconds . i should n't worry about that . i have to concentrate on you and little adam . babe : thanks . and thank you for sticking up for me with kendall . j.r. : i 'll give it another shot if you want . babe : my hero . look , i can handle myself . i am the former numero uno on pine valley 's most - hated list . bullies and bitches -- total snap . j.r. : yeah , but you should n't have to . you 've proven how good you are , like , a thousand times over . you 've probably dropped to numero ocho at least . you know , the reason why you 're putting up with all this garbage is because of me . why do n't you just give up fusion ? [ scene_break ] jamie : hmm , blood - draw kits ? man : half a dozen . jamie : cool . bandages , gauze ? man : full count . julia : early - morning admissions , post - ops , pre - ops , no ops . i 'll take the post and pres , you take the no ops . nurse : sure . julia : ok , maybe if we 're lucky , we 'll get this done before the next wave . jamie : all right , all locked and loaded . josh : it 's got to stop . jamie : the national deficit , terrorism , spam -- what ? josh : nurse keefer and you . end it . jamie : there 's nothing to end . josh : do n't play me . you guys are together every chance you can get -- here at work , dinner at the yacht club . jamie : well , i would 've asked you , but you 're kind of not my type . josh : nurse keefer has a hard enough time without you distracting her . jamie : what is it with you and julia ? i mean , you give her such a hard time . i get it . secret fantasy ? josh : keefer ? not even close . jamie : is it me , then , because you might want to go somewhere else there , buddy . josh : you want to make it around here ? lose the attitude . your grandaddy 's chief of staff -- that does n't make you golden , so cram the bs or i 'll do something about it . jamie : oh , as if i 'm scared of you . josh : i outrank you . joe : and i outrank both of you . what the hell is going on ? [ scene_break ] jeff : is that why you want to keep josh 's secret -- because you do n't want your husband to find out ? erica : i 'm trying to protect josh -- and jackson . jack 's daughter has just turned his life upside down . she has autism spectrum disorder , she 's 18 , and she just eloped with a man who jack completely hates . i mean , the last thing that jack needs is any more stress . jeff : so you 're into sparing your husband and the hell with our son 's welfare , hmm ? erica : as a matter of fact , if it were n't for me , josh would be in prison . i had all i could do to keep jack from pressing assault charges against josh . jeff : assault ? josh ? erica : your son drugged me . he was the supervising producer of my show , `` new beginnings , `` but he wanted to be the star , so he slipped me an antipsychotic drug hoping that i would humiliate myself on the air . what he did n't plan for is the fact that i nearly killed my daughter 's husband . jeff : oh , my god . erica : so do n't be under any illusions that josh is noble like the martins , because josh has already done considerable damage , and god knows what he would do if he knew the truth . jeff : well , that is exactly why we should tell him . erica : oh , stop it . stop spinning this to just suit what you want . jeff : no , i want what 's right for josh . i mean , finding out all of this -- - i mean , this just might be what he needs to know that he 's not genetically predisposed to be a twisted megalomaniac like greg madden . [ scene_break ] greg : help me . [ after weakly pleading for help , greg loses consciousness . ] [ scene_break ] kendall : everything out of j.r. 's mouth is a lie . it 's just i -- i see him and it hits me all over again . i want to yell and scream and throw things at him . i mean , he gets to go home , and he gets to be with his son and give him a bath and feed him and read him stories . and spike is in a plastic box . he 's fighting for every breath he takes . and it 's not fair . simone : no , it 's not , but spike will pull through this , and you have your friends and your family and your husband , who loves you to pieces , who would do anything in the world for you , kendall . you know that . he would solve any problem , answer any question . so why not just ask zach ? zach : ask him what ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : babe , you do n't need to take the abuse . why fight a battle that 's not yours ? it 's mine . i do n't want you in the crossfire . babe : hmm . kevlar vests , funky colors , full pockets for the cosmetics -- it 's a total must - have for the fall season . j.r. : babe , i 'm serious . let them buy you out . they 've offered you money before . why do n't you take them for top dollar ? i 'll stake the rest . you can start your own company . babe : just like that ? j.r. : well , babe , i 'm serious . you go head - to - head with fusion , you 're going to blow them out of the water . babe : j.r. , i know absolutely zip about business . the -- the spreadsheets , the databases , the quarterly reports , and the gross - net thing ? no , it would be a total disaster . j.r. : come on . i 'll set up the topflight team . all you got to do is come up with outrageous must - have cosmetics . besides , you 're going to be away from those bloodsucking bimbos . babe : i do n't want to . i ca n't . i -- i want to make this work . j.r. : and get shredded every day ? never being able to make the right decisions in their eyes ? i mean , and on top of that , they 're going to pile on all this crud just at your expense , for the fun of it . babe : i 've been through worse . j.r. : what do you think ? if you work hard enough , suddenly kendall 's going to just forgive you , want to be friends with you again ? babe : that 's not why i 'm doing this . i have so much to learn , and i 'm getting pretty good at it . and i 'm working on this presentation . and i have to say , it totally rocks . j.r. : so take it with you . leave them behind . babe : look , i know that they were jerks . but that 's not who they are , and i love this company . and i love how people can pull together , and it 's a total group effort . j.r. : to hang you . babe : j.r. , fusion is really special . it started with a few friends in their kitchen and grew to be a major contender . why would i go off and try to re- create something that i 'm a part of right now ? j.r. : you know , kendall 's not going to stop . not until there 's nothing left of you . babe : i can handle it . and it may take eons , but maybe i can make kendall understand . maybe my love for this company will win out . [ scene_break ] kendall : hi . i did n't expect to see you . zach : well -- simone : you know , i 'm going to go back to work . zach , it 's nice to see you . zach : nice to see you . everything ok ? kendall : yeah , yeah . just -- you know , getting back into the craziness . zach : hey . new campaign . oh , wow . kendall : yeah , it 's bold . the girls were having a little surprise there for babe . zach : uh - huh . what 's going on ? kendall : nothing . just , you know , trying to get back into it . and j.r. and babe here in my face . zach : j.r. was here ? kendall : yeah , i could n't get him to leave . it was him and his stupid , annoying , trashy wife . i wanted to kill them . zach : should n't be anywhere near you . kendall : i handled it . zach : why did n't you call me ? kendall : just because a woman gets into a bad situation does n't mean you have to come riding to her rescue , does it ? zach : i 'd do anything for you , you know that , right ? kendall : i know , of course . just , j.r. , you know , he was talking trash . he would n't shut his mouth , and i got -- you know , i sort of lost it . zach : what did you say ? kendall : hmm . you would have been proud of me . i listened to you . i did . no blood . just -- i was a little -- you know , a little loud , but i -- at least i did n't take this letter opener and stab him in the face . zach : that 's impressive . kendall : yeah . so -- so what exactly is the reason you do n't want to go after j.r. ? [ scene_break ] dixie : look , i 'm really sorry if you 're hurt that i had a relationship with somebody else , but you and i ended a long time ago . tad : do n't flatter yourself . dixie : oh . well , you brought ian up for a reason . do you have a point ? tad : just that the dixie i knew -- dixie : no , you do n't get to do that . tad : well , now , you 're going to make the rules ? dixie : you know , you do n't like who i am , that 's tough , you know ? that 's just too bad . tad : i am trying to understand the situation , ok ? back in the day , there was one thing i could count on -- if you said you were going to do something , then you did it . if you made a promise , you kept it . since kate was born , you have done things that -- i -- you know , i just do n't understand . you know , just when i think i got things down , this -- this mogul lands in my lap , and it blows up . it 's like i do n't even know you anymore . dixie : i take it that 's not a compliment . tad : i 'm just trying to wrap my head around it . dixie : ok , you want facts ? i 'll give you facts . ian had some money . actually , he had quite a bit of money . i needed a lot of help . he supported me while i looked for kate . tad : out of the goodness of his heart . what a guy . dixie : he took care of me . tad : and you took care of him ? dixie : nice . i had been looking for kate by myself for a long time . i needed someone . tad : you had someone . you had an entire family you could fall back on . you could have called me at any moment . my phone number never changed . dixie : ian had money , power , and connections that you do n't have , tad . tad : and yet , here you are without kate . so i guess he did n't have enough money , power , or connections . so what happened ? i mean , did you just get bored ? or did -- did he seek another distraction ? dixie : ian helped me look for kate for almost a year . tad : huh . well , you know something ? i would n't have quit after `` almost a year . `` i will be looking for our daughter for the rest of my life , if that 's what it takes . [ scene_break ] joe : what is it with this constant quarrelling ? josh : jamie is completely insubordinate . he does anything he can to make working together as difficult as possible . his behavior is completely unprofessional . joe : is it something specific i should know about ? jamie : yeah , josh , go for it . what have i done that 's got you so ticked off ? josh : well , it 's more of a `` who `` than a `` what . `` jamie : you going to throw down some accusations with no facts ? josh : oh , i 've seen enough . jamie : oh , you have n't seen anything . joe : all right , all right , all right . that 's enough , that 's enough , that 's enough . now , look , grandson of mine or not , it is absolutely vital to the running of this hospital that we respect one another . doctors , interns , orderlies -- it does n't matter . we 're a team . one more thing , jamie . i wo n't tolerate insubordination for any reason . is that clear ? jamie : yeah . joe : yeah . josh , if you have a complaint against jamie , make it through the proper channels , not , for god 's sake , here in the hallways of a hospital . you understand that ? josh : yes , sir . joe : all right . now , get back to work , both of you . josh : i 'll be watching you . jamie : then i 'll make sure i look my best . ok , pumpkin ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] erica : what good would it do josh to know the truth ? how does it help him to learn that his mother did n't want him ? i mean , when greg madden almost told josh the truth , he thought that greg was talking about emily madden not wanting him . and he got very upset , and he did n't believe him . now , as horrible as greg madden is , josh believes that his parents loved him . his mother is dead , and greg madden seems to be gone forever . so why not let the past stay as it is ? jeff : because the truth always comes out , whether you want it to or not . erica , you took down our marriage -- with a secret you never thought would see the light of day , but it did . i was n't even the first to know . my father was . erica : i apologize for that . jeff : but if you had been straight with me right from the beginning -- trusted me enough to understand -- maybe you and i would have had a chance . no , but you did it your way . you held on to your little secret . you lied , and you covered up , and you took down our marriage . erica : so this is payback time ? you 're going to get back at me by marching straight up to josh and tell him the truth ? jeff : no , i 'm going to give it considerable thought . we 'll see what the consequences are . erica : no , you 're not , you 're going to tell him . and you made up your mind right away . the second you find out that you had a son , you decided you were going to tell him the truth . jeff : i have n't decided anything yet . oh , but this time around , the decision is going to be mine . singer : telling you the same old thing but promises are n't vague [ scene_break ] j.r. : brains , talent , guts -- i 'd hate to see you waste them just because you 're trying to prove something . babe : kendall is a challenge , but you know how much i love a challenge . odds are against me . everyone thinks i 'm going to be dust . makes me want it even more . j.r. : yeah , and i love you for it , but fusion is so not worth it . babe : that 's what a lot of people said about you . but i knew better . look , i am never going to forget what happened , but i 'm going to do my damndest to work through to the forgiveness part . step by step . j.r. : and there 's a lot of steps to go . babe : from the guest room back to the bedroom . hopefully , we can get back what we had -- total trust and peace . and it 's a similar situation with kendall right now . her baby 's right there , but she ca n't hold him or touch him , ca n't help him . everything is so new and so fresh . and i hurt for her and everything that she 's going through , and i do n't blame her for her anger and her hate . but i 'm hoping that one day , maybe when spike is home and he 's healthy , maybe kendall can work on forgiving . and i know that it could take years , but if i can get past what happened , maybe she can , too . [ scene_break ] zach : hmm . babe is j.r. 's punishment . and j.r. is hers . leave them to each other . you have a son that loves you , a husband who loves you , and you 're happy and healthy . kendall : translation -- leave j.r. alone . zach : let 's try . for now . kendall : what do you think ? it 's too much ? too angry ? too much revenge ? too -- too bitter ? zach : ahem -- no , no , i think it 's very clever . it 's good . you want babe out of fusion , this is the way to do it . you 're better off without her . kendall : so if i put pins in her voodoo doll , you wo n't ride to her rescue ? zach : what did j.r. say to you ? kendall : nothing worth repeating . zach : let me take you home . kendall : i -- i ca n't . i got a lot of things i want to finish around here first . um -- yeah , but you know what ? when i 'm ready , i have the driver . i promise . zach : call me if you need me . [ scene_break ] [ being more careful , julia places a `` quarantine `` sign in front of the door where she has a rendezvous with jamie , but when he grabs her in a passionate clinch and smashes her against the door , the sign falls down . oblivious , julia removes jamie 's top and continues to make out with the young intern . ] [ scene_break ] singer : take me in your arms grab me up in ecstasy jack : are you all right ? singer : tell me you will forever be erica : oh , oh -- who would n't be ? i mean , the sea and the air and the breeze -- it 's just glorious . jack : yeah , well , that 's a load of nonsense , now , is n't it ? as was , i suspect , the story you fed me about jeff martin . erica : a meal with my ex - husband -- not much to tell . jack : i 'm sure there 's plenty to tell . and now , we 're going to sit down and have a cup of coffee , and you 're going to tell me all about it . singer : no , no , oh rescue me tonight tonight [ scene_break ] dixie : tad , what if i had called you up and announced that i had given our daughter away ? because i thought you would blame her for my death and would n't be able to truly love her . how would you have felt ? what would you have done ? tad : no , the question is , what do you think i would have done ? do you honestly believe i would have taken it out on our child ? that i would have washed my hands of her for something that you had done ? dixie : i did n't know how you 'd feel . that was the point . i knew how ian felt about me . i did what i had to do . tad : i 'll bet he was great . dixie : oh , god , do n't be an ass . tad : is it over -- between you and him ? dixie : you want to know ? why do n't you investigate ? tad : hmm . you do n't understand . see , i 'm going to find our daughter . no question . i do n't know how you see this thing playing out , but i 'll tell you what 's not going to happen . you 're not going to take my daughter away from me again . when i do find her , if you want to go back to europe and run into the arms of your eurotrash , you go right ahead , but you 're going to be doing it alone . because kate will be staying in pine valley with me . [ scene_break ] babe : you know , i 've had enough of this place for one day . let 's get home and snuggled away , huh ? j.r. : that sounds like a plan to me . babe : you know , he wants a pony ? j.r. : i think it 's you that wants the pony . babe : what -- j.r. ! [ a large metal object comes crashing down next to j.r . ] [ next_on ] kendall ( to dixie ) : how is it when you had no one on your side , you convinced my husband to be your best bud ? david ( to zach ) : madden is mine , and i 'm not going to help you or anyone else dig that guy out of hiding . erica ( to jack ) : i have been keeping something from you . josh madden is my son .
at fusion , kendall , along with simone , danielle and erin , tell babe she is not welcome in their company or anywhere around them . jr enters and informs kendall that zach has been doing many secretive things behind her back , including helping his mother to hide . he then tells babe that she should let the fusion women buy her out , start her own company and wash her hands of them and their contempt for her . but she does n't want to do that . kendall reveals to simone that she might believe jr that zach is not to be trusted . tad and dixie are still in conflict about how to find kate and agree that their relationship is over . she admits to tad that zach is her friend but he does not trust zach . he concludes that when he finds their daughter , he will raise her alone without dixie . jamie and julia go at it in a hospital room and josh notices them . josh and jamie get into an argument . joe then tells his two grandsons they must change their attitudes if they expect to have careers in medicine . erica reveals to jeff that she has not told jack , nor anybody else , that josh is her son with him . he asks her why it would not benefit their son to know that he is not genetically predisposed to greg . she tells him that josh has his own problems and she thinks it would be best for all involved to let the past stay where it has been .
jack : sean says you know something about the drugs that got him arrested . ava : me ? how ? i was nowhere near that stupid prom . sean : look , my jacket was right there on that chair . i walked out of the room , and you put the pills in my pocket . ava : right , so now i 'm the only one with hands . sean : you were the only one that was alone with my jacket . jack : ava ? do you have anything to say about this ? ava : yeah , i do -- sean 's a liar . [ scene_break ] lily : no touch , no touch , no touch ! man : i said pay up ! lily : no touch ! you 're invading my personal space ! man : well , you did n't seem to mind before . lily : no touch -- i told you i 've never met you , and i do n't know who you are ! man : oh , no , i 'd never forget a face like that . lily : no touch , no touch ! man : look , you still owe me a c - note for that x . lily : no touch , no touch ! man : but i know another way we can -- jonathan : get off of her ! lily : no touch ! man : sorry , man . i saw her first . jonathan : that 's my wife ! [ scene_break ] adam : will you loan me the 100 million or not ? zach : it 's way past business hours . you really must be feeling the heat if you 're calling me this late . adam : i need an answer ! are you in ? zach : i got the money , but it 's hard for me to commit if i do n't know what it 's for . adam : it 's none of your concern what it 's for . zach . i need it for ransom . they 've kidnapped my son . [ scene_break ] amanda : you staged your own kidnapping to shake down your father ? j.r. : just take it easy , ok ? amanda : i am locked in this hole , because you roped me into some sick scam ? oh ! j.r. : i can explain . amanda : you have used and abused me ever since i came back to pine valley . but this is lower than i ever thought you could go ! [ scene_break ] zach : why would anyone want to take junior ? adam : i have no idea , except their motive is perfectly clear -- they want their money by noon tomorrow . zach : so i 'm here , because the clock is ticking ? adam : once j.r. is safe , i 'll have the rest of my days to punish whoever did this . zach : but you know you do n't have the rest of your days to pay me back in case the ransom gets lost . you could lose everything . is your son worth it ? [ scene_break ] krystal : hey , picasso ! [ stuart chuckles ] krystal : the mural 's looking great out there , hon . stuart : yeah . i hope i get it done in time for your grand opening . krystal : yeah , well , as soon as we get that liquor license , we 're going to be good to go , but i do not want you out there working overtime in the dark . stuart : oh , no , i -- i quit painting a while ago and went home . krystal : yeah ? stuart : then i came back to see you . krystal : is everything all right ? stuart : um -- well , i saw adam . and -- and i wanted to tell him about the -- the mural in jenny 's room and -- and the mural here , and then when i tried to talk to him , he got so angry -- krystal : huh . stuart : and rude . krystal : yeah . in other words , he was normal . stuart : no , no -- he 's never that way with me , not with me , not unless he 's really , really worried about somebody he cares about . krystal : oh . well , quit eyeballing me . i do n't have anything to do with that . stuart : he misses you , krystal . [ krystal sighs ] krystal : he does not miss me , although he should . anyway , i tend to quit palling around with people after they tried to sell my baby to strangers ! stuart : what he did to you and jenny was terrible . krystal : stuart , my little girl could 've died . stuart : yeah . he 's too stubborn to admit he 's sorry , even if he is . krystal : he crossed the line . and let me tell you something -- it 's going to be a cold day in hell before i make any kind of peace offering . stuart : you 're just as stubborn as he is . that 's why you were so good for him . you stood up to him , and you did n't let him get away with anything . i knew he 'd met his match in you . krystal : adam and i are not a match anymore . stuart : he keeps the light on all night in his room . he 's so anxious and stressed out and -- i 'm worried about his heart . krystal , would you go see him ? krystal : and do what ? stuart : i do n't know . ask him what kind of scotch you should use in your bar or maybe a couple of recipes from lucretia that you could put in your menu -- it does n't matter . what 's important is that you go see him . krystal : stuart , the last time i saw adam , he came in here , he insulted the bar and everyone in it -- stuart : i know . krystal : tad , jamie , j.r . stuart : i know , i know . he was probably trying to hide how much he was hurting . but just the two of you , he would n't do that . krystal : oh , yeah , right . stuart : no , no . he could -- he would talk to you and tell you things that he would never tell anyone else . i do n't know what 's worrying him , what his problem is or but he needs you . if you wo n't do it for adam , will you do it for me ? krystal : stuart . you know i ca n't say no to you , but i -- listen , this is asking -- stuart : i just -- he makes me so mad sometimes when he 's -- he gets mean . and then i just have to remind myself that how -- how much trouble he has showing how much he cares . and he does care . i do n't know what i 'd do without him . how can we help him ? [ scene_break ] adam : you 're asking me to put a dollar value on my son 's life ? zach : i 'm telling you the terms of our arrangement . adam : go on . zach : i want your shares in chandler , all of them , including the ones that krystal gave back to you . [ adam chuckles ] adam : oh , you 're joking . fine . zach : i want your cars . i want the yacht you bought from erica , and i want this house -- all of it as collateral . adam : oh . my son 's life is on the line , and all you can see is a chance to squeeze me ? you know what it 's like to lose a son . zach : yes , i do . and i cared about mine . junior almost killed my wife and her unborn son . adam : mm - hmm . zach : what happens to him is of no interest to me . adam : j.r. has a lot of problems . most of them are my fault . his drinking , his -- his rage -- i caused that . i 've made a lot of mistakes , but , please , do n't take them out on my son . he has a little boy who needs him . so tell me what you want . zach : well -- ahem . there is a way we could both come out on top . adam : i 'm listening . zach : every idiot knows your son is n't worth $ 100 million . let the kidnappers keep him . they hold on to j.r. , i hold on to my money . we 'll take chandler enterprises the easy way . [ scene_break ] man : do n't try to be a hero , man . lily : but jonathan is a hero . he saved my life when he killed the bad man . jonathan : i know you . and i know where to find you . maybe you ought to take off . jonathan : lily ? i -- i only said that about you being my wife because i -- i wanted to let him know that he could n't mess with you , all right ? that -- that i would n't let him mess with you . lily : that 's ok . everyone knows that husbands protect their wives -- it was a really smart strategy . you fooled him . jonathan : right . i did . lily : why do you have the box of keepsakes from our wedding ? jonathan : when you -- when you gave me these , i thought i could keep them . i wanted to keep them . but , um -- there 's nothing i do n't love in this box . but it 's from another time , and this is n't -- this is n't a life that i have anymore . lily : that 's exactly how i feel . jonathan : so it did n't seem right to just take it and throw it away . so i thought that i would come here and -- and sail it off to wherever memories go . lily : can i help ? jonathan : i 'd like that . lily : this reminds me of being married . we felt the same and like we were a team , but it 's different now , because we 're not married anymore . [ scene_break ] ava : sean , you 've got a bug up your butt ever since i dumped you ! sean : oh , you 're so full of it ! jack : now , just let her finish . ava : look , tried to take colby as second prize , but goldilocks dumped him after her daddy found out that he was shacking up in her bedroom . is n't that right , sean ? hey , if you do n't believe me , ask mr. chandler . sean : yes . i was staying with colby , but it 's not how she 's making it sound . ava : wow -- dude ca n't take rejection . sean : i broke up with her , which is why she put the pills in my pocket . jack : if sean is telling the truth , you had to buy those pills somewhere . ava : yeah , and all my best friends are drug dealers , so i would know exactly where to get them . jack : that 's not my point , ava . my point is pine valley 's a lot smaller place than philadelphia . the cops here , they know the dealers -- they know when they deal , what they deal , where they deal . all i have to do is fax your photo to chief frye , and i guarantee you by sunup i 'll know exactly who sold you those drugs . so my suggestion to you -- make it easy on yourself , just come clean now . ava : is this my father figure speaking or sean 's attorney ? sean : either way , you need to fess up . ava : look , i 'm sorry that your boy got busted , but i 'm not taking the rap for him ! jack : ok , so you 're sticking to your story -- you know nothing about these drugs ? ava : yeah , why is that so hard to believe ? jack : hmm . ava : i 've done bad things in the past and now i 'm automatically the bad guy ? jack : no , hey , ava , we 're just trying to get to the bottom of this , ok ? ava : look , here i am trying to get my life together , trying to make my sister proud , and sean is over here using my past to make me look bad . sean : oh ! that is -- that is bull , and you know it . ava : hey , i never made up a story about going to live with my mom , i never hijacked a limousine , and i never sold fake ids , so who 's the liar now ? sean : you would let me do time so you would -- you can stay here and keep leeching off my family ? ava : come on , sean , get real ! your aunt erica 's famous and your uncle jack 's a bigtime attorney . no one 's locking you up in jail ! jack : no , ava , you get real . it does n't matter who his uncle or aunt are , because i 'll tell you what -- the charges against him are very serious . he 's not going to just walk away from them . ava : well , his odds are a hell of a lot better than mine . if i get busted for this , i 'm going down ! sean : yeah , you deserve it . ava : innocent until proven guilty . i mean , that 's -- that 's what i -- that 's what i thought was true . if i 'm guilty , where 's the proof ? [ scene_break ] amanda : let me out . j.r. : look , people hate my father . amanda : and i hate you ! j.r. : i promised you this would be a win - win situation for us -- amanda : oh . j.r. : and this is it . amanda : trapped with a lying snake -- what a score ! j.r. : my father is coming at me with both barrels right now . the only way that i can beat him is to outsmart him , by using myself to take him for every penny that he has . it 's genius . amanda : if you and adam want to play war games , fine ! do us all a favor and destroy each other , but leave me out of it ! j.r. : it takes a lot to pull one over on my dad . i needed you to make this convincing . amanda : oh . you needed another victim , so you came to the old standby . the gym , the fusion rooftop , your bed -- none of it was spontaneous ! your whole come - on was planned from the beginning ! j.r. : well , you know , i 'd -- i 'd like to take credit and say that i was thinking that far in advance -- i mean , the -- but the boxing and our night , that was n't planned . amanda : i 'm so sure . j.r. : look , the way that you moved , the way you threw your whole body into everything -- it really did give me an idea that you might be able to help me . and it was fun , right ? amanda : so that 's how your big , beefy friends knew to have me leave a voicemail for del ? j.r. : i did n't want anybody worried about you when you were perfectly safe . i thought it was pretty considerate . amanda : `` considerate `` ? j.r. : that was the old amanda ! the old amanda would 've been all wimpy and whiny , but -- amanda : oh , god . j.r. : this amanda , she 's tough ! she does n't need her friends rescuing her ! she does n't need some phony romance from me . amanda : oh , ok , that 's for damn sure . j.r. : there was an upside to thinking we could die at any moment . amanda : you still might ! j.r. : how many times do you get to have sex knowing that it could be your last ? look , i know i 'm a jerk , ok ? but we do go great together . i could n't have done this without you , amanda . [ scene_break ] adam : well , regardless of my opinions as to j.r. 's business acumen or his feelings toward me , i 'm not willing to sacrifice my son in order to improve my bottom line . that 's reprehensible . zach : to you . to me , it 's just business . adam : yeah . i have made you a very generous offer -- to help get my company back , give you 49 % of it . i do n't remember discussing killing my son ! zach : when opportunity knocks -- adam : hmm . if you want a piece of this , we 're going to make sure that j.r. is alive and well . then , we 'll cheat him out of chandler enterprises fair and square . do we have a deal ? stuart : adam ? krystal : are you all right ? adam : what do you want ? krystal : that 's a damn good question , adam , because i never thought i would step foot in this house again . stuart : why are you here ? [ scene_break ] jack : ava has a point . do you have any proof that she planted those drugs ? sean : i will if cops find prints on the bag they were in . jack : and if they do n't ? sean : it could n't have been anyone else , uncle jack . i know . ava : right , and i `` know `` -- i know i 'm hosting the academy awards next year . i 'm just waiting on them to call me . oh , what , you do n't believe that ? well , i guess you should n't because you do n't have any proof , either . jack : yeah , well , the thing is sean has never given me any reason to doubt , you know ? ava : ok , well , if you think he 's so positively innocent , you ca n't just pin this on me . jack : yeah , you know what ? the police ca n't base a case solely on suspicion . sean : then i 'll get them more . jack : in the meantime , you two , i do n't want either one of you breathing a word of this to lily -- do you understand me ? for better or worse , she cares about ava , and i do n't want that ruined for no reason . yes ? yes ? [ door opens ] lily : there was a bad man who was mean and said that i had to pay him for drugs . ava : did he mess with you ? i 'll kill him ! [ scene_break ] amanda : i am your go - to gal , your number one sucker when you need a stooge . j.r. : no , i do n't mean it that way . amanda : you have used me for the last time . j.r. : no , do n't be like that . amanda : i am so done ! but what about the poor people who have to care about you ? what about your son , huh ? what 's babe going to tell little adam when he 's up at night worried about his missing daddy ? j.r. : i told babe that i was going on a business trip , and i told the kidnappers to tell my father that if he says anything to anyone , that they 'll kill me , so it 's covered . the only glitch is you turned out to be a lot smarter than i thought you were . amanda : well , if i was really smart , i 'd tell adam that you fixed this whole thing up . he 'd make it so that you could never bother me or anyone else again . j.r. : you 're upset with me , because you thought those guys that stuck us down here were real . i 'm sorry that it scared you . amanda : when that guy dragged me outside , i thought he was going to put a bullet through my skull ! j.r. : look , i know , i know , i know . just keep your eye on the prize , amanda . suck it up the short - term for the long - term gain . amanda : what gain ? there is nothing in this for me ! j.r. : how about the ultimate payback ? my father used your mother to blackmail you . she thought that she was going to get a whole new life if she 'd steal a baby for him , but my father -- he was ready to toss her to the cops , let her rot in jail for the rest of her life . now -- now forget about any deal he 's ever made before -- that was bush league . amanda , please , i 'm asking you . help me take everything my father 's worth . amanda : it 's extortion . you will get caught . j.r. : did my father get caught for using janet ? no . chandlers do n't get caught . amanda : i 'm not a chandler , ok ? if i do n't turn you in , i could go to prison as an accomplice ! j.r. : ok , i see . so , you 're going to narc on me ? amanda : no . but if i cover your sorry ass , i want a piece of the action . [ scene_break ] zach : your brother invited me . just a couple of business guys kicking around ideas -- that 's all . stuart : then why did you run out here to hide ? zach : i 'm not hiding . i 'm just giving him some privacy -- nothing to get upset about . stuart : i do n't believe you . [ scene_break ] krystal : adam , you did n't have to shadow me . i was just looking for little a 's fire truck . adam : yeah , well , it 's -- it 's not here , so -- krystal : yeah . yeah , i -- i searched high and low . i guess i 'm just going to have to get him another one . adam : ok , all right , all right . krystal : adam ? adam : hmm ? krystal : look , i -- well , i 'm sorry i came by at this hour . stuart said that you would still be up . adam : yes , it 's -- really quite late . uh -- anything else you need ? krystal : something 's up . adam : huh . krystal : something is up ! i can tell that you 're upset . adam : oh , are you a detective these days ? is that from all those private investigations with tad martin ? krystal : all right . [ krystal chuckles ] krystal : obviously , you want to pick a fight . you want to avoid spilling whatever 's bugging you . adam : oh -- not only a sleuth , but a shrink , as well . hmm . krystal : we may not be together anymore , adam , but i know you inside and out . your mouth is saying `` a - ok `` and your eyes say you 're worried ! adam : well , maybe i should use pantomime . how about -- hmm ? yeah ! krystal : whatever has happened , whatever is -- is going on , i want to hear it . talk to me , adam . can you do that ? can you just talk to me ? [ scene_break ] stuart : you did n't want anyone to see you because you and adam were doing something that -- that -- that you did n't want anyone to see . zach : like what ? stuart : well , i -- i do n't know . with adam , it could be anything . zach : well , i think your imagination 's running away with you a little bit . like i said , i wanted to give him some privacy . that 's all . i did n't really care who would see that or not see that . just trust me . stuart : no , i do n't trust you . i do n't think -- i do n't -- i do n't know why you 're here , but i do n't think you should be here because adam just had a heart attack . and i 'm going to go tell him that i think he should make you go away . adam , i want you to come out here and -- adam : no , stuart -- never mind . it 's all right , it 's all right . why are you still here ? krystal : what -- adam : and why do you think i would confide in you after what you 've done to me ? krystal : wait a minute . what just happened ? adam : now , i do n't know what you 're after , but you 're not going to get it . stuart : do n't talk to krystal that way . adam : get a life , woman ! why do you keep pretending that you care about me ? i sure as hell do n't care about you . krystal : i do n't care about you , adam . i just thought maybe you wanted to get something off your chest . adam : well , you were wrong . dead wrong . get out of my house . [ scene_break ] amanda : i 'm serious , j.r . i 'm taking a cut . a big one . j.r. : damn right . but first off , you 're going to be doing your mother a solid . think about how stoked janet will be when she realizes you went to bat for her , you evened the score . and second of all , my father will realize he ca n't mess with dillon women anymore . amanda : i do n't just want revenge . i want cash . i am coming out of this independently wealthy . as in rich , and so not your girlfriend . j.r. : oh . is that so ? amanda : for starters , i want a car . j.r. : well , you can use the company vehicle whenever , and if it 's ever available . amanda : a sports car -- custom everything . j.r. : fine . [ amanda seals the deal with a little kiss ] amanda : i want money . a million bucks . j.r. : no way . amanda : you can pay upfront or in monthly installments . j.r. : 100 grand . amanda : 500,000 . j.r. : 300,000 . amanda : done . [ j.r. seals the deal with a bigger kiss ] amanda : and i 'm going to need some stock . j.r. : well , now you 're reaching . amanda : i want some chandler shares . j.r. : no way . dream on . amanda : oh , it 's no dream . j.r. : forget it . amanda : fine . more money then , up front . j.r. : another 100 grand . amanda : make it 200,000 . j.r. : do you know how hot you are when you get greedy ? amanda : i think we have a deal . [ j.r. and amanda kiss again ] [ scene_break ] jack : are you sure you 're all right ? ava : did he hurt you ? lily : i 'm fine . sean : are you sure ? lily : yes , but i was scared that this new bad man was going to touch me . but he did n't . jonathan came and saved me . jack : what did this man say to you ? lily : that i owed him money and that i 'd better pay . but i told him that i did n't know him . but jonathan did . and he said that he 'd better leave , and he did . jack : listen , honey , i 'd like you to go upstairs , get ready for bed . i 'll be up in just a little bit , ok ? all right . so you know this guy ? jonathan : i saw him once , at b.j . 's . jack : can you explain to me why a drug dealer would know my daughter ? why he would accost her ? ava : jonathan saw him with me at b.j . 's . sean : oh , now she speaks . jack : quiet , sean . ava : he must have seen lily and thought it was me . jack : jonathan , thank you very much for making sure my girl got home safe . i appreciate it . um -- thanks . it 's getting a little bit late , so if you do n't mind -- jonathan : right . jack : yeah . jonathan : tell lily that i said good night . jack : i will . [ jonathan leaves ] jack : so those were your pills ? you put them in sean 's tuxedo jacket . called the cops , hoping he would go to jail ? ava : look , just because some disgusting drug dealer hit on me one time at a restaurant does n't mean that i bought anything off of him or tried to set anybody up . sean : look , lily could have been seriously hurt , and you 're still lying ! ava : well , i 'm glad she 's ok . but it 's not my fault that we look alike . jack : you know , i let sean leave this house so you and lily could stay here together . but you take advantage of everyone . you respect no one . i 've had it . it 's over . done -- you got me ? ava : i got it . fine , you do n't have to say anything more . i 'm already gone . jack : oh , absolutely . by all means , slink right out into the dark , a leave us to explain what kind of person lily 's `` twin soul `` is . you know , when -- when you first showed up , everybody thought this is going to be terrible , she 's going to be real trouble , but not lily . oh , no . lily loved you before she even met you . she believed in you , ava . she defended you . and you know what happened to her the last time she put her heart out there like that ? it was crushed . and now i have the unenviable task of telling her `` hey , sorry , honey , but the same thing 's about to happen again . `` ava : do n't even worry about it . i 'm going to tell lily i 'm leaving . just give me a couple minutes , please . jack : huh . ava : so that i can make up a story . and it 's going to be a good one . lily : do you want to talk in the kitchen ? i can make you a turkey sandwich with relish . ava : i 'd really like that , but , lily , i have to go . lily : where ? it 's 10 : 46 p.m . ava : i got a new job . the pay 's good enough , and i still have enough free time to take acting classes . lily : that 's great news ! it sounds like a very good plan ! ava : yeah , it is . there 's just one catch . i have to move . lily : why ? ava : to be closer to work . i mean , i do n't have a car or anything , so the bus is not going to cut it . lily : do you want to move out ? ava : it 's not so much that i want to as that it 's the right thing to do . lily : but we just met ! and i enjoy spending time with you . and i want to get to get to know you better . ava : lily -- before i met you , i always talked about being a big movie star . but i never thought i could really do it . not until i met you . you made me believe in myself and that i could do good things with my life . you did that for me . lily : but if you stay , i can do a lot more , like teach you math and how to tip waiters and everything we talked about . ava : the best thing that you can do for me right now is just cheer me on in what i 'm trying to do . it 's -- it 's a good thing . and sisters want the best for each other , right ? lily : if it 's a good thing , why are you so teary ? ava : because i 'll miss you , but we 'll talk every day . promise ? lily : i promise . but i want to come visit you at your new house . what 's your address ? ava : you know , i forgot . but it 's a really cool place . lily : well , i 'm very organized . and i can help you move in , which makes unpacking a lot faster . ava : well , i 'll have to take all the red out before you get there . and i better get going on that . [ ava and lily blow kisses to each other as ava leaves ] lily : bye , ava . [ scene_break ] adam : have you reached a decision ? zach : the money is at your disposal . adam : how soon can i get it ? zach : 11 : 00 a.m. tomorrow morning . i will give you information as to how to access a swiss bank account , and then you can send the money to the kidnapper . adam : where , actually , is this money coming from ? cambias ? a casino ? or some less visible source ? zach : do n't worry about where it 's coming from . worry about getting it back to me . adam : i 've given you my word . zach : good . because i really do n't need this house . adam : i 'll have the money one day -- two , max . i have connections . we 're going to track the money down every step of the way , get it back to me . all of it . zach : do you want my people to track it ? adam : no . i do n't . i -- this is my family and my fortune . i 'll handle it . zach : ok . just in case you do n't handle it , here 's what 's going to happen . zach : you could be signing your life away . adam : yeah . well , a small price to pay , is n't it ? to get my son back . [ scene_break ] [ j.r. and amanda put their clothes back on ] j.r. : we should negotiate more often . amanda : sorry if that smack hurt . j.r. : i 'm just glad i did n't get hit by one of your wicked uppercuts . amanda : explain something . if the kidnappers work for you , why 'd you take a beating ? j.r. : because i ordered it . amanda : you told them to bash your face in ? j.r. : i had to . amanda : to convince adam . j.r. : yeah , so the next time you get the urge to say how rough this was , just remember , it was a lot more rough for me than it was for you . [ amanda chuckles ] amanda : you are a trip , j.r . i like that . and i can stand you . j.r. : ooh . amanda : hmm . i guess i am a bad girl , after all . [ scene_break ] stuart : thank you for trying to -- to get through to him . krystal : how can one brother be so thoughtful and the other one be such a caveman ? stuart : i really thought he 'd talk to you . something else has to be wrong . krystal : he is the most stubborn , juvenile , good - for - nothing that i have ever had the misfortune of knowing . you offer him an olive branch , and he whips you with it . stuart : yeah . i was mistaken . i was -- krystal : no , no -- stuart : it was my fault . krystal : stuart , you were right . there is something wrong with adam , but i ca n't fix it . he wo n't let me in anymore . stuart : what can i do ? krystal : you can stay close to your brother . because i have a really bad feeling that he 's going to need someone . [ scene_break ] adam : mr. perez is the head of international banking . he 's on the clock 24/7 . well , wake him up . tell him it 's adam chandler . yes , sir . listen carefully . this is important . tomorrow at noon , $ 100 million is being wired through your system , probably to an offshore account somewhere . that money has been extorted from me -- probably for terrorist purposes . now , i want the entire global banking network appraised of this , put on alert , with -- with strict instructions to follow that money . it can not disappear . do you understand ? that 's right . break any laws you have to . just do n't lose track of that cash . done . [ scene_break ] lily : your mouth is turned down . sean : i 'm beat . lily : it 's ok to say you miss ava . she just left and i already miss her . but we have to stay strong , because she 's exactly where she wants to be . ava has an exciting new job , a great new home , and so much to look forward to . she 's making her dreams come true . [ scene_break ] adam : damn it ! these videos are old . i want to see my son . [ phone rings ] adam : yeah , what ? man : you got the money ? adam : i 'll have it in the morning . but not until i know my son is all right . i want specifics on when and where he 'll be released . man : change of plans . tomorrow , 10 : 00 a.m. sharp , be at 1520 route 29 -- just you . and we 'll give you the information you 'll need to transfer the money . be there or you 'll never see your kid again . [ phone disconnects ] adam : no , wait a minute . [ scene_break ] amanda : tell me this is real . i wo n't walk out of that door and find out i 've been duped again . j.r. : no , we 're not only walking out of here , we 're walking into pine valley as their new royalty . amanda : am i a princess ? j.r. : a queen , an empress -- anything you want . amanda : ooh , empress amanda -- now , that could work . i do n't need an emperor . j.r. : so , what would her highness like to eat ? i 'm starved . [ j.r. pulls out a cell phone ] amanda : hmm . oh , my god . you knew that was there the whole time ? oh , my god . j.r. : do n't worry , my guy will hook us up . you want something from the valley inn ? amanda : oh -- [ phone rings ] recorded voice : the number you have reached is no longer in service . please check the number and dial again . j.r. : we may have a problem . [ scene_break ] seamus : we wo n't need this anymore . service is off . j.r. ca n't reach me . it 's so refreshing to work with a professional like you , mr. slater . zach : you 're doing great . everything 's going according to plan . seamus : i do have one concern -- the money . zach : my money 's taking a little trip and coming right back to me . the chandlers , however , are about to lose everything . [ next_on ] babe ( to jamie ) : we 're suddenly single and out on the street . amanda ( to j.r. ) : those jerks you hired to fake - kidnap you , they decided to do it for real . adam : be forewarned that whatever you do or say in the next few minutes , i intend to return the compliment -- right between your eyes .
jack continues to question ava as to her involvement in sean 's arrest for drug possession . ava continues to deny her involvement . the drug dealer continues to go after lily , and all she can remark to him is , `` do n't touch . `` `` do n't touch . `` jonathan comes up in the nick of time and gets the drug dealer to depart . after the drug dealer leaves , jonathan lets lily know that he , also , can not keep the things from their wedding . they decide to put the box in the water and let it float downstream . adam asks zach if he will give him the money for j.r. 's ransom . zach wants to know what he wants the money for . at first , adam will not tell him , but then he gives in and tells zach that j.r. has been kidnapped and he needs the money for the kidnappers . zach puts some tough terms on him giving adam the money . adam ca n't believe the terms that zach is placing before him . j.r. continues to explain to amanda that he is behind the kidnapping . amanda slaps him across the face . amanda threatens to go to the police with this unless she gets part of the action . j.r. and amanda work out a deal that will result in amanda being wealthy and then make love to seal the deal .
greenlee : thanks for the ride . aidan : you 're welcome , i just wanted to make sure you got home safely . greenlee : is your hand ok ? aidan : yeah , it 's fine . i 'd punch him again if i could . greenlee : and i 'd hold him down . aidan : i bet you 'd like to get a few punches in yourself . greenlee : better yet . aidan : i just ca n't believe that novak left you there , you and zach , to die . weeks we searched , weeks we were afraid that we 'd never find you . and novak knew where you were all along and he did n't say one damn word . i thought you could have died . i thought i 'd never find you . greenlee : but you did . you saved my life , and for that i 'll owe you forever . [ scene_break ] [ knocking at the door ] krystal : hi . angie : hi , sweetheart . krystal : hey . angie : listen , i know that tad just got home . i should n't have even bothered you . krystal : no , it 's ok . what 's going on ? angie : it 's nothing , i should n't have called . krystal : what 's wrong ? angie : nothing 's wrong . krystal : so , you just invited me over to help you reorganize your cabinets ? angie : this , way overdue . krystal : oh , well , you just moved in a couple months ago . you two are still on your honeymoon . angie : well , when i 'm upset i turn into a one - woman cleaning crew . jesse and i had a fight . krystal : how bad ? jesse : reasonably bad . krystal : well , you just get to make up . that 's the best part about it . angie : what if he does n't come home ? krystal : oh , come on now , of course , he 's going to come home . angie : i was so angry , krystal , i just walked away and , you know , what if something happens to him ? i mean , what if i never see jesse again and the last words that i spoke were just so angry ? krystal : of course , he 's going to come home . nothing 's going to happen to him . angie : 20 years ago he left to do his job and the last -- the next time that i saw him he was dying . i should know better . i mean , but i -- i just blew up . i mean , i acted as if the last 20 years meant nothing . [ scene_break ] tad : perfect . it 's delicious . the perfect combination of water and water . kathy : thank you . tad : care for a cookie ? what are you doing ? kathy : my chicken wants one , too . he 's very hungry . tad : aside from being funny - looking , you just make sure he knows that one has my name on it , ok ? [ doorbell rings ] tad : excuse me . what 's up , handsome ? jesse : welcome home , thaddeus . it 's good to see you . how are you feeling ? tad : stiff and sore . kathy 's fixing me up . jesse : she 's your daughter , man , can you believe that ? tad : yeah , i can . jesse : unbelievable . hey , pretty little girl , how you doing ? kathy : hi . jesse : hi . tad : you want a cup ? jesse : do i want a cup ? yeah , long as it 's a cup of something strong . tad : what 's going on ? jesse : angela , me , first big fight since i 've been home . tad : oh , i see . what are you doing here , man ? get home and apologize , that 's the best part . jesse : it 's not that easy . tad : oh , yeah , it is , come on . go apologize , fall on your sword . you know , get it over with . jesse : what if i do n't want to fall on my sword , tad ? [ scene_break ] erica : jack said the e - mails are pouring into his office , and the same is true at samuel 's office , too . i mean , the broadcast was a complete success . carmen : that 's great . erica : yeah , i just knew that if the public had a chance to see that the women inside here , if they could see that firsthand that they 're not so different than the women out there in the audience watching , then we could do great things , both for you and for so many others . carmen : well , props on doing the show and having me as your guest . i owe you , superstar . but i do n't know , hearing you tell my story to the whole world i realized ... erica : what ? carmen : nothing , forget it . erica : no , carmen , come on . carmen : i have no family , no man , no job . my life 's a big pile of nothing . [ scene_break ] adam : blast it . you 're sure , barry ? you 're sure j.r. planted this story ? barry : straight from the editor 's mouth . amazing how a little blackmail can squeeze the truth out of a man . adam : j.r. thought he could play me . all that concern about the damage being done to the company . he was behind it the whole time . barry : it 's your move now . adam : well , i 'm certainly not going to let my son take my company away from me , not with amateur tactics like this . barry : if you want to get back at him , teach him a lesson , i 'm at your disposal . j.r. : if you 're here on chandler business , i 'm the chandler in charge . adam : actually , we were just talking about you , j.r . adam : what a stunt . j.r. : you mind telling me what you 're talking about ? adam : a man who will go to any lengths to get what he wants . a man who has got stones enough to think he 's smart enough to pull it off . richie novak . he drugged you , he kidnapped you , he stole your bone marrow . colby : i hope he rots . adam : hmm , yeah , novak should have known he could n't get away with it . desperate men rarely do . j.r. : yeah , well he 's behind bars . story 's over . we have bigger problems . adam : oh , yes , we do . j.r. : oh , yeah , the shareholders meeting 's coming up . the last thing we need is you looking like you 're crazy . adam : yes , well , what i want to do is find the monster who printed this story . j.r. : yeah ? adam : mm - hmm . j.r. : why do n't we focus on damage control ? adam : no , i 'd like to focus on how i 'm going to make him suffer . j.r. : yeah , well listen , i spoke to the media coach again , and she 's lined up a few more interviews . you 're going to be articulate , sane , and in charge , the fastest way to set the record straight . adam : yeah , well , it sounds good . i 'm in your hands , j.r . j.r. : good . adam : and you , young lady -- colby : what ? adam : we have a birthday party to plan . my young lady here is going to be 18 this week and so what would it be ? another pop sensation serenading you this time ? colby : how do you do that ? act all normal , woo hoo , let 's plan a party , as if you did n't totally lie to tad and j.r. and keep kate from them for like , forever ? adam : colby , i -- i -- colby : just stop . i do n't want anything from you ever again . [ scene_break ] randi : see , you see what my problem is ? frankie : this definitely beats coffee . randi : thanks , it 's good . frankie : now i know you 're a pistachio girl . randi : yeah , well , do n't write it down . i 'm more of a flavor of the month kind of girl . frankie : variety , i like that . randi : i told you , i 'm in a relationship . frankie : i know . randi : so , quit acting like this is a date . frankie : it 's not . it 's just ice cream . randi : and you 're being all cute and sweet because ? frankie : you think i 'm cute ? randi : i 'm not interested . frankie : well , you left out the part that i 'm a great doctor . it 's my job to look after my patients . randi : i 'm not a patient . i 've been released almost as good as new . frankie : what , until next time ? a break like that you did n't do yourself . someone else did . randi : i 've got to get back to work . frankie : randi , talk to me . randi : the deal was ice cream , not talking . frankie : you do n't have to stay in an abusive relationship . let me help you . [ scene_break ] angie : i 'm acting like a raving lunatic , are n't i ? i mean , of course , jesse will be ok . he 'll walk back through that door in one piece , mad at me , but alive . krystal : that 's right . but the truth is , is you did lose your husband for 20 years . it 's makes sense that your mind would go to those what ifs . angie : yeah , but i 've got to get a grip , krystal . i mean , i ca n't let my brain go into overdrive every time he walks out the door . i just do n't know how to stop the anger . i ca n't go through it again , krystal . losing him , i ca n't . i do n't know maybe it 's unfair . krystal : no , it 's understandable . angie : not to jesse . i want him to be happy . i want him to do what he loves , but just not police work . i -- i ca n't . i 'm just so afraid . krystal : well , the good news is he 's not going to be out there on the street , having a beat or anything . he 's not going to be chasing criminals . angie : i do n't care if he 's wrapped in cotton . i do n't want jesse doing any job that includes phrases like `` in the line of duty . `` krystal : yeah , i know , but jesse said it 's a desk job , right ? angie : oh , yeah , and the desk chair will always be empty . because my husband has to be in the middle of things . he has to know , see , hear everything for himself , not secondhand . krystal : he loves his job . angie : yeah , solving a mystery , getting a bad guy , making things right . being a cop is who he is . just like being a doctor is who i am . i mean , i ca n't imagine waking up and not doing what i do . so i get it . i get what it means to him , but the difference is jesse and our life together is so much more important to me than any job . and if jesse asked me to quit my career , to give it up , i would do it . but he wo n't do the same for me . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm alive because of you . and i will never forget that . aidan : so we 're good , huh ? as long as we do n't have to spend too much time in the same room together . greenlee : i ca n't get over it , what you did , but that does n't mean that i wo n't always be grateful . aidan : so , so that 's it ? i get to console myself with your gratitude ? i did n't save you to become a hero , greenlee . i saved you because i love you . and i still love you . i guess now i have to figure out what i 'm going to do with my life , huh ? greenlee : what do you mean , like , what ? aidan : well , you know , tad , he offered me his share of the business . greenlee : what ? aidan : yeah , he wants to spend more time with his family , kathy . and now i 'm going to be a single man , a lot of free time on my hands , and the owner of my own business . greenlee : so , you 're going to take it then ? but you wo n't be leaving town , right ? aidan : no , so you 're going to have to run the risk of bumping into me around here . you going to be all right with that ? greenlee : we can be friends , aidan . aidan : friends . you know how hurtful that sounds ? greenlee : it 's the best i can do . [ knocking at the door ] josh : glad you 're here . think i left a cuff link here the other night . [ scene_break ] erica : carmen , your life is hardly nothing . carmen : i have no education , no skills , no talent except for picking the wrong men . erica : no , you stop . you 're intelligent . you 've proven that with the courses that i started here , and you 're creative and you 're courageous and you 're outgoing . i mean , those are skills you can use . carmen : to do what ? flip burgers ? erica : carmen , you 're on the verge of starting a whole new life . carmen : with what ? how ? erica : carmen , it 's a process . one day at a time . one step at a time . carmen : i would n't even know what foot to put first . erica : oh , carmen , i thought you got rid of that attitude . honestly , you need to look in the mirror and see the woman i see . carmen : you got those , what do you call them , rose - colored glasses ? i 'm fresh out . erica : well , i 'll help you , but i promise you , once you 're released , the sky is the limit . carmen : yeah , right . erica : yeah , right . my show was a huge success . people heard your story . they know you 're innocent , and they 're going to want to help you . carmen : in your world they help , not in mine . erica : ok , once you 're out , you 'll see . carmen : do n't you get it ? maybe i do n't want to get out . erica : carmen , what are you talking about ? carmen : look , you are the first person who has ever believed in me . without you out there , i 'm afraid i 'll screw up again . i ca n't make it without you . [ scene_break ] aidan : so , you left a cuff link here , huh ? josh : yeah . great news about tad and kathy , huh ? aidan : yeah . josh : tad 's home now , right ? aidan : yes , he is . josh : that 's good . aidan : come here often ? josh : greenlee and i are friends . aidan : friends , i guess greenlee 's really into this friends scene at the moment . greenlee : found it . it was way under the dresser . josh : thanks . i guess i 'll see you later . aidan : so you and josh ? greenlee : me and josh what ? maybe we did , maybe we did n't . if we did , it 's none of your business . if we did n't , it 's still none of your business . [ cell phone ringing ] aidan : you 're right , it 's not . greenlee : hello ? jack : hi , sweetheart . greenlee : hey , dad , i 'm kind of in the middle of something . jack : oh , that 's ok , listen i 'm just checking in on you . i 've got an appointment i need to get to . i was hoping maybe we could get together later . greenlee : i think i 'm going to need that , thanks . jack : bye . greenlee : bye . jack : bye . aidan : i do n't want you to be with josh , of all people . greenlee : what you want or do n't want does n't matter to me . i 'll do what i want , when i want , with whom i want . if you ca n't handle that , then this friendship thing does n't stand a chance . so you tell me , aidan . can you deal with it , or not ? [ scene_break ] tad : she has got to be my daughter because she 's a real fan of the powernap . jesse : check you out , man . full tilt , papa mode . suits you . you 've got both your daughters , dude . kathy and jenny . you 're surrounded by family . tad : we both are . jesse : yeah , feels good , does n't it ? it 's the way it should be . tad : yeah . jesse : happy for you , tad . tad : i 'm happy for me , too . so what about you ? how come you do n't want to apologize to angela ? jesse : of course , i want to apologize . it 's just -- tad : you want to win . jesse : it 's not about winning or losing , tad . this is about my life . tad : which you share with a woman . do n't kid yourself . apologize . things will go a lot easier . jesse : i 'm a cop , tad . come on , i live it , i eat it , i believe in it . and angela is just flat out saying no . tad : you caught a bullet on the job . she thought she lost you . jesse : she did n't lose me because of that bullet . tad : whatever , ok ? you disappeared for 20 years . do n't think she 's not worried about the next time . jesse : you 're taking her side . tad : i 'm not taking anybody 's side . i understand why she 's worried about you . two decades , baby . that leaves a hell of a scar . jesse : for both of us . i mean , i 'm finally free and clear of that messed - up past of mine and now she wants me to work at a university ? tad : maybe it was all in the way you pitched it to her . just tell her it 's a desk job . maybe it 's just lot of paperwork . did you say that ? jesse : all she sees is bullets and bombs . tad : well , she 's scared . jesse : well , you know what ? it 's not right . she -- i ca n't live my life because she 's afraid of something that 's not going to happen ? tad : you ca n't guarantee that . jesse : i 've got to live my life the way i 've got to live my life , tad . angela used to understand that . now she wants to make me choose . i really do n't think she has a right to do that . [ scene_break ] krystal : you know , you have every right to ask jesse not to take that job back on the force . angie : i wish i could just convince him . krystal : i mean , there 's got to be tons of jobs that he could take on . does n't anything interest him ? angie : there 's a position at pvu , but the man is 100 % cop . krystal , you should have seen him at the hospital with those rookies investigating richie novak , totally in charge . he really is good at it . great . i 'm still too afraid . krystal : oh , of course , you are . angie : you know , i do n't know . maybe it 's all about me . maybe i do n't love him enough . krystal : that 's interesting that you should say that . but you know what ? coming from you , that is the craziest thing i have ever heard . angie : then why would n't i let go of the fear and shut up ? why would n't i let him do what he needs to do to feel whole ? krystal : you think you 're being selfish ? angie : i do n't know , maybe . you know , cassandra 's father jacob , he was a composer , worked at home . i never had to worry he 'd get more than a paper cut . krystal : nice and safe . angie : jesse will never settle for nice and safe , and i do n't want him to . but i 'm not going to hold my breath every time a cop is rushed into the e.r . jesse died in my arms once , and i wo n't go through that again . [ scene_break ] randi : the only abuse i 'm suffering is your dogging me . frankie : i want to help you . randi : why ? you 've got some kind of hero complex ? frankie : i 'm a doctor , randi . randi : so you do this with all your patients ? hunt them down , bug them , and buy them ice cream ? frankie : look , i 'm trying to make sure that this right here , that this does n't happen to you ever again , ever . randi : if i give you my word , will you go ? frankie : it 's common for abuse victims -- randi : stop it , just stop . i 'm not abused . i 'm not a victim . frankie : it does n't have to be this way . randi , you can trust me . randi : i 've had some bad luck . things happen . frankie : all right , if someone hurt you , if you 're afraid -- randi : the only thing i 'm afraid of is you stalking me . frankie : all right , if you do n't want to talk to me , that 's fine . but talk to someone . there 's plenty of help out here available for you . randi : you keep at it , and i 'm going to talk to the cops and slap you with a restraining order . [ scene_break ] barry : colby turning 18 , you understand the implications . adam : oh , yes , she 'll inherit chandler stock . barry : quite a large stake . j.r. : i 'm going to go visit tad and kathy , welcome my new sister into the family . do you want to come with me ? colby : i was just there . i 've got some stuff to do , but thanks for taking my dollhouse . kathy 's going to have a blast with it . j.r. : mm - hmm . colby : it 's not every day you get a new little sister . j.r. : no , no . but you will always be my favorite . colby : does that mean i can borrow your convertible ? j.r. : ah , ha ha . talk to me on your 20th . colby : kiss kathy again for me , and tad and krystal and jenny , too . j.r. : ok , all right , will do . adam : colby ? could i see you for a moment ? barry : i 'll get back to you on what we discussed . colby : what do you want ? adam : well , is that how it 's going to be ? you 're going to torture me ? for how long ? a week , a month ? maybe the rest of my life ? colby : dad , you kept j.r. 's sister from him . it 's bad enough you use a little girl in your power play to screw with tad , but to do it to j.r. ? adam : i was -- colby : just stop . adam : i was wrong . colby : i should have listened to you . i should have gone away to college . i 'm not sure i can stay here anymore . adam : you hate me that much ? colby : i love you that much , and it freaks me out . adam : it should n't . colby : living here with you , all the craziness , the stunts you pull ? what if after a while it starts to seem normal to me and the next thing i know , i 'm just like you ? adam : would that be so bad ? colby : it would be the worst thing ever . [ scene_break ] aidan : so , friends ? greenlee : it 's all i 've got . aidan : the thought of you with another man -- greenlee : makes you want to break things , throw things , scream , cry ? been there . you and kendall . aidan : kendall , josh , it 's not about them , greenlee . it 's about us . and i ca n't accept that it 's over . greenlee : aidan , do n't . aidan : look , i love you , baby , and i ca n't just -- i ca n't turn that feeling off . all right ? there must be something that i can do to fix this , and i will do whatever it takes . just tell me that there is a chance that you and me can be together again . come on . [ scene_break ] adam : do you get that from your brother ? a fate worse than death to be like your old man ? colby : it 's not just words . what j.r. 's done to babe , that control thing ? it 's totally you , totally chandler . and look at me . i 've stolen cars . i 've been arrested more than once . i 've lied to you , to j.r. , stole money from him . i lied to the police that josh had sex with me . adam : wait , are you blaming me for all this ? you arrived here fresh from years at your mother 's knee . liza stole you from me . stole you . made you live life on the run . you call that love ? no . well , i love this family , and i love you and i will provide for you , and i will protect you . colby : like when you set up sean and got him arrested ? adam : oh , come on , he 's not good enough for you . you finally realized that . colby : that 's not the point . you hurt people . us . i do n't even know what normal love is . adam : colby -- colby : between you and mom , i do n't stand a chance . what 's going to happen when i fall in love ? am i going to lie and play all your games adam : you are a lovely young woman , and you will fall in love . colby : i 'm a chandler . chandlers do n't do love . there 's no way i want to end up like you or mom . maybe i should just skip the whole thing . never love anyone . maybe it 's safer that way . [ scene_break ] erica : carmen , you 're going to be just fine out there . carmen : how without you coaching me ? erica : here , take this one . carmen : anyway , even if i actually do blow out of here , i have no place to land . i have no job or a place to live . erica : ok , well , let 's just start then at the beginning . a job . what jobs have you had ? carmen : i worked in a restaurant once . erica : oh , waitress ? carmen : kitchen . i like working with food , cooking . but then there was this grease fire . it was an accident . i tried to explain , but they fired my ass anyway . erica : mm . well , we 're going to have to keep you away from open flames . ok , so what other kind of jobs ? carmen : i worked in this retirement kind of place before . a lot of sweet old men . they said i was their favorite . erica : ok , well , tell me something . if you could choose any job in the world , what would that be ? carmen : mm . you know the movie , `` maid in manhattan `` ? well , that 's my dream . erica : your dream is to have a career in hotel housekeeping ? carmen : no , the cinderella part . one day you 're changing sheets , the next a handsome prince comes in and rescues me . do you think that 's possible in real life ? woman : miss kane , you have a visitor . erica : jack . [ scene_break ] frankie : at least take my card . i 'd feel a lot better if you -- randi : do me a favor . find a new charity case . frankie : charity case ? that 's not how i think of you . randi : do n't think of me at all . thanks for the ice cream . frankie : randi , wait . randi : look what you did . frankie : i 'm sorry . it 's not that bad . randi : what am i going to do ? stop . frankie : i 'll pay for the dry cleaning . randi : you do n't get it . it was brand - new , going back today . frankie : why ? randi : why ? because we 're not all fancy doctors with fancy salaries . frankie : look , i 'm sorry . i 'm just trying to help you . i 'll pay for it . randi : i do n't want your money . i do n't want your help . just do me a favor . go away . [ scene_break ] greenlee : we 've done this , aidan , and i told you i ca n't go back . i know you and kendall thought that zach and i were dead . i know that zach 's forgiven kendall . i know there are all kinds of reasons why i should get over it , but i ca n't . aidan : you still love me . greenlee : i ca n't forgive you . i do n't have it in me . aidan : you see , i think you do . greenlee : maybe what i want is impossible . maybe it does n't exist . maybe it does n't , but even if what i want out of a relationship is some crazy fantasy , i have to believe that it 's still possible . aidan : greenlee , you ca n't control the future . greenlee : yeah , i finally figured that out . but i ca n't give up on what i want . aidan : listen , we can make it right . greenlee : that would involve trust . and i 'm fresh out . [ scene_break ] frankie : let me run to the atm . i can get some -- randi : look , doc , i do n't want your money . i do n't want your help . i do n't ever want to see your face again . we clear ? frankie : only if you mean it . randi : stop . just forget it . we 're done . i 'm gone . forget you met me . [ scene_break ] tad : hey . j.r. : hey . tad : come on in , j.r. look at you . kathy . i know you remember j.r. , but this is the first time you ever met him as your big brother . kathy : i really have a brother ? j.r. : yeah , who loves you like crazy . you look good for somebody we almost lost . tad and j.r. : no nuts . j.r. : yep . so , do you like this ? colby wanted you to have it . kathy : it 's beautiful . can we play with it ? j.r. : absolutely . we 've got a whole box of furniture here . where do you want to start ? kathy : the living room . j.r. : living room . tad : that 's very generous of colby . j.r. : yeah , well , i have two awesome little sisters . tad : well , their older brother 's not so bad . kathy : daddy , will you help us ? tad : i thought you 'd never ask . j.r. : it 's almost like mom 's here . tad : she is . j.r. : i 'll always look after my little sister . tad : i never doubted it for a minute . j.r. : all right , all right . [ scene_break ] erica : so , do you have more good news , i hope ? jack : i sure do . it 's about carmen . a judge saw erica 's show and has decided , after reading my motion , in his infinite wisdom , to grant you a new trial . erica : oh , jack , that 's fabulous . carmen : no . jack : oh , yes . carmen : it ca n't be . stuff like this does n't happen to me . jack : well , i guess it does because it has . now while your case is in review , the judge also decided that while you 're awaiting a new trial , you should be out on bail . you 're going to be a free woman , carmen . erica : oh , carmen , i 'm so happy for you . carmen : free to walk where i want , eat and sleep where i want , free . thank you . it 's because of you . you did this . erica : no , we did this . carmen : thank you . thank you , thank you . i do n't know what to say or what to do . i do n't know how to thank you . erica : you can thank me by just living the life you want to live . so , jack , what ? what do we do next ? what do we need to do ? jack : there 's some conditions to the bail . now , we 're going to need two things , carmen . one is a job and the other is an address . carmen : i 'm short on both . erica : well , maybe not . listen , is it ok if carmen would come and live at my home and work for me ? jack : you are as generous as you are gorgeous , but unfortunately you are also a convicted felon , and it would be a violation of the terms . however , i 'm sure we 'll figure something out . erica : yeah , darn right we 're going to figure something out , because you 're going to have a new beginning of a lifetime , and i 'm going to be with you every step of the way . carmen : you are totally amazing . is n't she amazing ? jack : totally . [ scene_break ] [ knocking at the door ] man : how you doing there , baby love ? how 's it going ? how was the ice cream ? randi : stop . ow , you 're hurting me . man : who the hell was that guy ? and why were you talking to him ? randi : just stop . fletcher , you 're hurting me . [ scene_break ] jesse : i took the job . [ scene_break ] carmen : you really think you can help me set up ? erica : oh , carmen , we 're just getting started . jack : carmen , you better hold on . erica never does anything halfway . i want to keep these wheels turning , so i 'm going to excuse myself , ok ? carmen : thank you . jack : you 're welcome . carmen : i will completely and totally make this up to you . whatever you need , wherever i am , you just ask and i will do it . erica : you just be happy , carmen . just find success , whatever that means to you . carmen : it used to mean not paying my rent late . i 'm not sure anymore . erica : well , then , we 're just going to find out together . carmen : i 'm going to do everything right . i 'm going to make you so proud of me . erica : well , i am already so proud of you , carmen . and you know what ? i think that i may just have the job for you , because i know someone who could really use your particular skills , someone who owes me an enormous favor . [ scene_break ] adam : if you hate me so much , should i expect you to pack your bags and move out again ? colby : i do n't want to move out . i came to pine valley to get to know you , but you do n't make it easy . adam : is n't it enough that i love you , that i give you anything you want ? colby : i want a father who does n't lie , who does n't hurt people . every time i think i can trust you , you do something horrible . adam : you want warm fuzzies and bubble gum ? run to tad . colby : i 'm not running . i 'm staying for now . dad , please . you 're losing j.r. do n't lose me . adam : how can i prevent that ? colby : i 've seen who you can be , and i want a real relationship with that good side of you . you owe me that . if you do n't think you can do it , let me know , and i 'll leave like everyone else has . [ scene_break ] aidan : i could never be just a friend to you , greenlee . [ next_on ] ryan : is something wrong ? jake : there 's been a complication . i discovered a problem on your ct scan . jack ( to greenlee ) : why do n't you give aidan another chance ? annie : i want you to get greenlee out of my life . richie : would you like me to kill her for you , annie ?
angie has invited krystal over to talk about her fight with jesse . she is worried that jessie might not come home . jesse speaks with tad about his fight with angie . carmen is sad , because she has no family , and no man ; her life is empty . barry tells adam that jr planted the asylum story in the paper ; he will assist adam with getting back at jr , and teaching him a lesson . adam wants to make ritchie suffer for stealing jr 's bone marrow . after talking to frankie , randi is grabbed by a man .
marissa : hey , i got your text message . j.r. : wow . that was , uh , fast . come on in , please . marissa : so , what 's so urgent ? j.r. : urgent ? marissa : well , after the -- the please come when you can message , you put one of those wide - eyed panic faces . j.r. : oh , that was supposed to be a smiley face . i guess i 'm not very good at texting still . marissa : ok . well , um , i 'm here . so , what 's up ? j.r. : i wanted to ask you for a play date . [ scene_break ] zach : do you know how much i love you ? do you ? do you ? huh ? [ zach makes roaring sound ] kendall : i hate to be the one to spoil play time , but i got a phone call from dr. sloane . he said he can squeeze ian in today if -- if you want to go . zach : absolutely . kendall : all right . ok and spikey , mr. spikey , rachel is getting a bath ready for you . yes , she is . come on . your cartoons are going to be on later , ok ? woman [ on tv ] : but kendall slater 's attorney had very little to say as he left a procedural hearing this morning . man : is it true mrs. slater blamed adam chandler for the near death of her son ? woman : will erica kane be testifying at the trial ? jack : folks , i 'm sorry to disappoint . i have no comment at this time . excuse me , please . kendall : ok , spikey , you know what ? go -- let 's go have a bath . rachel 's getting ready for you . yeah . let 's go see rachel , ok ? all right . woman [ on tv ] : district attorney henry north was more forthcoming with our reporter when he caught up with him at a benefit last night . man : da north , are you confident in the case you 're bringing against kendall slater ? da north : absolutely . we 're quite secure in the forensic evidence we procured and , just as important , we have motive , means , and opportunity . man : has her high profile status in pine valley had any impact on the case at all ? da north : i was elected by the citizens of this city to prosecute criminals to the fullest extent of the law . now , in the past , some of our more well - known residents have eluded justice because of unequal and lenient treatment by predecessors . that stops now . just because you 're erica kane 's daughter , it does n't give you the free pass to murder . now , kendall hart - slater will pay for the crime she has committed . man : and has the fact that her ex - husband recently remarried her to evade testifying hurt your case at all ? da north : childish legal tricks wo n't keep me from bringing her to justice , and zach slater will still play an important part in her prosecution , whether he 's married to her or not . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone rings ] jesse : hubbard . da north : i 'm not liking what i 'm reading in your latest report . jesse : well , it seemed pretty detailed to me . i mean , we 've been back to the crime scene quite a few times now , uncovered new evidence . da north : they are wasting time with castings of david hayward 's footprints . we 're supposed to be building a case against kendall slater . jesse : oh . i thought we were trying to uncover the truth . da north : we 've indicted kendall . that 's where i need you to focus your energy now . meet me back in my office in 15 minutes . jesse : yeah , that 's not going to work for me . i 'm at the hospital . i need to see my son . i 'll call your office later when i 'm done . da north : get your priorities straight , hubbard . you 're the one who made the arrest in the first place . this case falls apart , i 'll make it well known it was due to sloppy police work . [ jesse chuckles ] [ scene_break ] ryan : no . after annie escaped oak haven , this time , she fled the country and i did n't hear from her again until i discovered that she was back in town at the chandler house the night that stuart chandler was murdered when she was trying to kidnap my daughter . liza : objection , your honor . opinion based on facts not in evidence . judge : easy , counselor . this is n't a trial . liza : no , but it is a hearing to determine whether or not ms . lavery is mentally fit to stand trial and mr. lavery 's testimony is highly prejudicial due to past animosities between them . judge : now who 's arguing opinion on facts not in evidence ? i 've been doing this a while , ms . colby . i 'm here to listen to all sides . you 'll get your turn . liza : yes , your honor . attorney : mr. lavery , based on your past history with the defendant and your recent interaction with her since her escape and return , what is your opinion of ms. lavery 's state of mind now as opposed to when she was first committed to oak haven ? ryan : i think that she is more of a threat to my daughter than she ever has been . that 's my opinion . your honor , if somehow the court lets annie lavery out of custody , you -- you could be putting my daughter 's life at risk , serious risk , ok ? she needs help , which is what i want . i want her to get help , but she needs to be locked away until she gets that help . [ scene_break ] jesse : hey . sorry i 'm late . how 's things going , soldier ? how they looking ? doctors say you 're healing ok ? frankie : well , what were once a couple of hands that now look like they were fed through a meat grinder , things are just dandy . randi : the doctors say he 's healing just as well as can be expected . frankie : i might even be able to point to something distant in the future . angie : hello , handsome . how you doing ? frankie , this is dr. stephen wexler . dr. wexler : hello , frankie . frankie : i 'd shake your hand , but -- angie : dr. wexler is down from new york . he 's an orthopedic surgeon , and he has done some very impressive work with nerve and tissue reconstruction . frankie : again , i 'd shake your hand , but , you know . randi : frankie . frankie : do n't you think you should talk to me first before you bring in a surgeon ? i am not stupid . i 'm a doctor , so i know what can be done and what ca n't . you 're wasting your time . you , too . randi : could you guys just , um , could you just give us a minute ? jesse : yeah , absolutely . randi : thanks . oh , please do n't leave just yet . dr. wexler : i understand . angie : i -- i 'm sorry , dr. wexler . this just happens to be a very difficult time . dr. wexler : look . i 'm going to be around for a while . why do n't i check back a little bit later , huh ? angie : thank you . jesse : you should n't have sprung that on him like that . you knew how he would react . angie : well , someone had to because frankie is being so damn stubborn , so insistent on not trying everything possible . i mean , like -- like he deserves to suffer more than he needs to . jesse : what that boy needs right now is to be able to process this . you push him too hard right now , you 're just going to push him away for a long , long time . da north : hubbard . i told you . we need to talk . [ scene_break ] randi : you know , this is getting really old . frankie : she ambushed me . randi : ambush ? why do you keep acting like everyone is your enemy ? your mother just wanted to help . you need to stop being so angry . please , start dreaming with me again . frankie : look . i am dealing with this the way i need to deal with it . not the way my parents want , and not the way you want . randi : if you just want to have those bandages changed every day , i 'm fine . i wo n't love you any less . i know you 're scared . frankie : i am not scared . randi : so have some hope then . give this guy a shot . maybe he is some kind of miracle worker , maybe he is n't , maybe only 5 % of his patients turn out better than when they first went in , but you 're only going to know if you try . either way , i 'm not leaving you . look , frankie , you said it yourself . you 're a doctor . you speak his language . why not just listen to what the guy has to say ? not for your sake , for ours . [ scene_break ] woman [ on tv ] : the district attorney refused to take the death penalty option off the table in the state 's case against kendall slater saying that , although stuart chandler was not the intended victim , the crime was premeditated and ruthless . kendall : hi . jack : hi , i came by to get you to sign some papers and was hoping you were n't watching television . zach : what 's going on here ? he 's just out to railroad kendall ? jack : yes , he is . zach : does n't matter what the evidence is ? kendall : he 's using me . the -- the fame , the press , it 's his ticket to a higher office . jack : he thinks so . it 's going to blow up in his face . believe me . no judge likes a grandstanding da . zach : yeah , i do n't like it either . i 'm going to make sure he knows that . jack : that 'd be a mistake , zach . that 's just what he wants you to do , come after him in a public place with news cameras all around . and with this guy , there 's news cameras around 24 hours a day , seven days a week . do n't help him make kendall look more guilty by blowing your cool and going after him . kendall : jack 's right . we need to be really , really careful with this . okay . we 're on the way to a doctor 's appointment , so do you need me to sign something ? jack : yeah . right here , if you would . zach , please do n't play into this guy 's hand . [ scene_break ] j.r. : ever since little adam found out who you were , he has n't stopped begging me to ask you to come play with him . marissa : well , i 'm flattered . j.r. : he 's still dealing with the loss of his mom . marissa : of course , he is . you all are . j.r. : anyway , i -- i did n't mean for my text to sound urgent , so if this is a bad time -- marissa : no . little adam : marissa . marissa : too late . hi , little a . how are you doing ? little adam : did you come to play ? marissa : oh , you bet . j.r. : are you sure that it 's ok ? marissa : yeah , i think it 's a great idea . so , what do you want to go play ? little adam : come outside . marissa : sure . [ scene_break ] liza : so you are certain that since your separation that annie has posed a continual threat to emma ? ryan : yes . liza : so , tell me then . during that time , did annie ever see emma or did you allow her to talk to her on the phone ? ryan : with strict supervision , yes . liza : but still , if she is the danger that you claim that she is , why even let her anywhere near your daughter ? ryan : because she 's her mother . liza : so either you really do n't believe that annie is the insane threat you say she is , or you 're a grossly negligent father for allowing her to be that close to your daughter . which is it , mr. lavery ? attorney : your honor -- liza : withdrawn . you also make the accusation that annie was attempting to kidnap your daughter from the chandler mansion the night that stuart chandler was murdered . ryan : yes , that 's correct . liza : are you aware that the police investigation has determined that annie did not leave the house before the gunshot was heard ? ryan : the reason that she was there in the first place was to take emma . liza : oh , you do n't believe that she was acting as any loving , concerned parent would , get her child out of harm 's way ? ryan : no , i do n't . she was there to take emma . if anything , the murder of stuart chandler only delayed her getaway . liza : of course , that is just your opinion , is n't it , mr. lavery ? no further questions . i would like to call adam chandler to the stand . adam : she was like an angel from heaven . i was still suffering from some drugs that had been given me , and i was a little -- little confused and frightened . and so annie took her daughter and me to the attic to -- to a safe place until we could be sure that the gunfire was over and then we could get out of the house in one piece . liza : so how would you describe her thinking and behavior during this time ? adam : oh , it was very clear - headed and very protective of her -- of her daughter . she , um , was very loving . she did n't want her little girl to get scared . liza : so there was nothing odd about her at this time ? adam : oh , no , quite the contrary . there was a murderer loose in my house trying to kill me . she kept her cool while i was half mad with fear . liza : so are you saying that annie lavery actually saved your life this night ? adam : oh , without a doubt . ryan : i do not understand why he 's doing this . erica : i do n't know , but something 's going on . he seems really determined to make sure that she goes to trial . ryan : and where she can get off on temporary insanity . aidan : listen . annie needs help , not a trial . erica : i think we all agree that annie needs to be locked up . i vote for good . liza : uh , your honor , if i may ? judge : ms. colby ? liza : i 'm sure you have read the report on the cruel and unusual punishment that my client was subjected to during her last stay at oak haven by her previous doctor , dr. sinclair ? judge : i 'm aware of the circumstances , counselor , but the doctor in question is no longer at the facility . liza : yes , but her absence does not remove the trauma that my client experienced . any evaluation held at that facility would be tainted by the -- the memory of the torture that my client experienced while at oak haven . judge : what is your suggestion ? liza : that she be ror 'd . attorney : your honor , the idea that this woman be released on her own recognizance is ridiculous . the defendant is accused of murder , attempted murder , kidnapping , and numerous other violent and non - violent felonies . if counsel for the defense does n't want her back at oak haven , then she should be remanded back to the county jail . liza : uh , my client was also viciously stabbed and attacked during her last visit in jail . any evaluation held there would be no more fair to her than if it was held at oak haven . judge : i 'm inclined to agree with the defense on this . ryan : are you kidding me ? what about my daughter , your honor ? erica : your honor , you ca n't do this . annie lavery viciously attacked me as well . she stabbed me . [ gavel sounds ] judge : the next outburst and you will be in contempt . am i clear ? judge : ror is out of the question . there 's no way i 'm allowing her out without bail and a monitoring device , and the defendant has no home . if i were to grant bail , where would your client reside during the evaluation ? adam : she can stay with me , your honor . i 'd be happy to put up whatever bail the court requires . judge : bail in the amount of $ 1 million is hereby granted for the defendant under the following conditions . an anklet monitoring device shall be affixed to the defendant . she will not be allowed to leave the premises of the chandler household . and there is one other condition . mr. chandler , i understand your grandson resides with you . adam : yes , he lives there with my son . judge : well , that 's not acceptable . there will be no minors living at the residence during the time of the defendant 's evaluation period . if you ca n't accept this condition , then bail will be refused and the defendant will be remanded to oak haven for the evaluation period . i 'll leave you to work this out with mr. chandler and ms. colby . court is adjourned . annie : well , thank you for trying . you were wonderful , but somehow i do n't think adam is going to choose me over his grandson . erica : well , you may be a homicidal maniac , but you 're not as dumb as you look . liza : erica , leave her alone . erica : you 'll be back where you belong , and i believe for a very , very long time . annie : thank god for you and adam . you 're my last two supporters in this town . ryan : i can not believe this is happening . do you think adam 's got this judge in his pocket ? erica : no , no . he does n't have the power or the cash these days . no , that was all liza just being her typical manipulative self . ryan : she was pretty good in there today , i 've got to say . erica : yeah , i hate to admit it , but she was a lot better in the courtroom than i ever thought she would be . ryan : adam is doing everything in his power to get annie declared competent for trial . erica : but there is no way in hell that adam 's going to push out j.r. and his little grandson from the mansion just so that hannibal lector 's little sister can move in . ryan : i do n't know , erica . adam has n't exactly been acting rationally since the murder . erica : trust me . this is definitely going to work out to be a win for you . annie 's going to be back at oak haven by tomorrow . in fact , i 'm going to let you buy me a celebratory drink ahead of time . [ scene_break ] da north : i 'm starting to wonder if you 're a team player here . jesse : what are you talking about ? da north : we have an indictment , and you 're out there wasting time on other suspects . jesse : my job is to uncover all possible evidence , leave no stone unturned with no personal agendas . da north : your job is to stay focused on getting what i need to convict the guilty party . jesse : if i do n't run down every possible lead , the defense will use that against you in a courtroom . da north : oh , stay out of the courtroom battle planning , hubbard . let me worry about what the defense may or may not do . jesse : fair enough . then you stay out of my investigation . da north : dig harder . uncover more evidence against kendall slater . we do n't have enough now by half . that 's all you should be concerned with . [ kendall walks by holding ian ] [ scene_break ] marissa : kid 's got game . he 's really good at this thing . j.r. : yeah , i know . he beats me more than i beat him . [ marissa giggles ] j.r. : so , what 's the word on krystal ? marissa : she had a good night . she slept well . it looks like the concussion was minor . j.r. : and you ? it was a tough night last night . marissa : i 'm good . you helped a lot . i do n't know if i thanked you or not . j.r. : oh , you did . just glad i could help . marissa : let 's see . is it my turn ? where should i put this ? right here ? right here ? oh , no . crashed it . j.r. : want to do it again ? want to beat her again ? yeah ? you 're a glutton for punishment . [ all laugh ] adam : we need to talk . [ scene_break ] da north : what an adorable baby . it 's a shame he 'll be growing up without a mother . jesse : wait a minute . ease up . kendall : you think a judge would look kindly on you harassing me like this ? da north : this is n't personal , mrs. slater . i 'm just doing my job . do n't you ever lose that fire in your eyes . it 'll play great on the six o'clock news . kendall : so will your loss at my trial . da north : oh , do n't worry about that . i 'm not . and do n't worry about your son either . i 'm sure zach will take great care of him if he survives the investigation i 'm launching into that casino of his . zach : why do n't you move back from my wife a little bit ? da north : or what ? you have one of your boys kneecap me ? zach : my boys ? i would n't need anyone to take care of a lightweight weasel like you . da north : is that a threat ? jesse : wait a minute . whoa , whoa . come here , come here , come here . zach : what 's up ? jesse : come here , guys . jesse : it 's absolutely right for you to want to bitch - slap this guy right now , but that 's exactly what he 's going for so do n't give it to him , all right ? things may not be as desperate as you think . zach : so you 're saying he does n't have a slam dunk ? jesse : ask jackson . he 's got all the discovery . zach : why does he want you ? jesse : it would be unprofessional of me to discuss that with you . zach : come on . p.a . : michael crawford , 340 . michael crawford , please call 340 . blue team to icu , please . blue team , icu . da north : what was that about ? jesse : i just told them i would throw them both in jail if they continued with these threats . [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm telling you , erica . liza and adam have teed this up perfectly . annie gets declared sane and then adam uses whatever influence he has to get her off on temporary insanity and then she goes after emma . erica : oh , no . it 's -- it 's not going to work out like that . after all adam 's done to keep that little grandson of his under his roof , there 's no way that he 's going to just kick him out ever , and besides , david hayward is on the prowl . ryan : you seem awfully sure of yourself . erica : do you doubt me ? why do n't you just watch what happens when we go to our table ? man : miss kane ? erica : yes ? man : your table 's ready . right this way . erica : thank you . man : you 're looking gorgeous tonight . erica : oh , thank you . man : here you are . erica : thank you very much . so , how many people turned and stared ? ryan : like the entire place . [ erica laughs ] erica : there . you see ? i have n't lost my touch , and i 'm just as certain about adam . i just know that everything is going to work out . i know adam better than anyone . [ scene_break ] marissa : is n't the sun pretty when it goes down ? you live in such a beautiful home . all this space to play , you must really love it here . little adam : it 's been scary around here ever since mom and uncle stuart went to heaven . marissa : i 'm sorry . you must miss them both very much , especially your mom . what 's that ? little adam : it 's mommy 's magic shell . she gave it to me to keep me safe . marissa : and does it ? little adam : when the night the tornado came and uncle stuart died . i think mommy 's inside it so she could always be with me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you 're kicking me and my son out of here ? adam : no . no , of course not . we 're asking you to relocate for a short time . j.r. : so annie can move in here under house arrest ? adam : i did n't like it either . the court requires it . j.r. : the court ? the court did n't insist on that nutcase moving in here . that was your idea . adam : it 's temporary . a few short weeks is all . just -- just until she finishes her evaluation . j.r. : what is she doing to you ? no , no , wait . i get it . is this -- this some life crisis thing where the young , sexy psycho is making you feel all young and virile again ? adam : come on . get your mind out of the gutter . the woman saved my life . i 'm trying to do a favor and ask you to come along with me . j.r. : what if i do n't want to ? adam : well , perhaps it 's time i remind you that this is my house . j.r. : yeah , and you 're back to your old self again . adam : yes , i am . and now that david hayward 's poison is out of my system , oh yes , i am . j.r. : well , so much for your promise to uncle stuart . that 's fine . i 'll leave with my son , but do n't expect us to come running back at the snap of your fingers . [ cell phone rings ] liza : hello ? adam : yeah , it 's me . tell the judge that annie will be staying here . liza : are you telling me that j.r. is going to be ok with taking little adam and moving out ? adam : just send her over as soon as you can process her out . [ scene_break ] marissa : you all right ? j.r. : hey , pal . little adam : hey . j.r. : how about you get your stuffed animals and things together ? we 're going to go on an adventure . little adam : yay . j.r. : yay is right . i think we 're going to need to stay at the yacht club for a few nights . little adam : yay . marissa : what 's going on ? j.r. : my son and i just got kicked out of the house . little adam : we 're going on a great adventure . adam : oh , wow . [ scene_break ] annie : is it true ? i do n't have to go back to oak haven ? i can move in with adam ? liza : yes , it is , but are you sure you know what you 're getting into ? i mean , i know what it 's like to live at that house . annie : so do i. i was actually babe 's house guest for a little while . liza : ok . now , this evaluation is going to be crucial for you . you need to be cool , calm , and collected in every session . that 's not exactly how i would describe the house that adam chandler built . annie : well , adam 's been so good to me . i -- i ca n't think of any other place i 'd rather be right now . all that 's missing is emma . [ scene_break ] erica : ryan , you have done all you possibly can to keep emma safe . ryan : i 've also done some things wrong , and i just keep thinking about how much i might be responsible for what 's happened . erica : ryan , annie is a deeply disturbed woman . she was like that long before you ever came into the picture . all you 've done is -- is you 've tried to protect your little girl . ryan : i 've added to her problems , erica . i have . i tried to make things work , you know , for emma 's sake . erica : you wanted to have a family for your daughter . i mean , there 's nothing wrong with that . ryan : i guess not . i ca n't exactly un - ring that bell anyway right now , so i 'm just going to focus on protecting emma . i still do n't understand what the hell adam 's up to . erica : well , he keeps on saying it 's because annie saved his life , but i know there 's more to that . i know it , and there has to be . i just do n't know what it is . ryan : help me find out ? erica : if you 'll dance with me . come on . you know you know how . ryan : i think i 'm getting the better part of this deal . singer : it 's you and me and the stars and the sound of two beating hearts i close my eyes and it starts the music on my skin where you 're touchin ' me [ jackson appears and stares at erica ] [ scene_break ] dr. wexler : the doctors in germany did a great job , but i can tell from the mri there 's a lot of nerve damage and tissue loss . i think i can help a lot . i 'm not going to blow smoke here , frankie . i -- i do n't see you ever performing the kind of surgery i 'd like to perform on you , and the microsurgery we 're talking about here can require a lot of rehab , but i think i can help you get significant movement back in both hands . [ scene_break ] jesse : just let me do my job , and we 'll get along fine , ok ? i mean , i 'm sure neither one of us want to be surprised -- randi : jesse , jesse . wait until you hear -- um , i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to interrupt anything . jesse : it 's ok . what 's up ? randi : nothing , nothing . um , just get back to us when you 're free . jesse : ok . randi : ok . [ scene_break ] singer : and you 're just like me we 've been too blind to see jack : i hate to break this up . hello , erica and ryan . who knew you could dance ? you guys looked pretty slick out there . erica : i taught him everything he knows . ryan : it 's true . she did . jack : either of you two seen kendall ? i ca n't seem to find her anywhere . erica : no . is everything all right ? jack : yeah , yeah . everything 's fine . i just need to , uh , get her to sign some papers , that 's all . i 'll catch up with her tomorrow . it 's ok . ryan : do you want to join us for dinner ? jack : that 's very kind of you . actually , i have a lot of work to do , and i just ordered something to go . erica : jack , kendall 's going to be all right , is n't she ? jack : i 'm doing my best to make sure she is . she 's innocent . i 'm sure of that . so , that 's on our side . i 'll see you two later . erica : ok . singer : i feel my heart it 's in your hands and i do n't know what to say erica : i do n't believe it . [ scene_break ] adam : how does it feel ? annie : it 's marvelous , magical . is that night blooming jasmine ? adam : yes , yes . annie : how do you get it to grow this far north ? adam : oh , we have a greenhouse . we trot out the bushes when the weather starts getting warmer . annie : mm . adam : i love the smell of it . do you like it ? annie : it 's intoxicating . adam : uh - huh . good . welcome home . i hope you 'll be happy here . annie : thank you for everything . [ liza watches as annie kisses adam on the cheek ] [ scene_break ] kendall : god , the hate in his eyes . zach : that was n't hate , kendall . that was ambition . kendall : what jesse hinted at should be making me feel better , but it 's not . i -- i ca n't get that man 's face out of my head . zach : we can remedy that . we 'll take care of him ourselves . [ scene_break ] frankie : did randi give you guys the news ? jesse : no . frankie : i 'm going to try wexler 's surgery . angie : thank god . sweetheart , you are not going to regret it . frankie : yeah , well , i 'm doing it for randi as much as for myself . she had every right to run away , but she sacrificed so much for me . i do n't want to disappoint her . [ scene_break ] da north : it 's been a long time , randi . i 've never stopped thinking of you . [ henry stops the elevator and kisses randi ] [ scene_break ] zach : the man seems to have a successful marriage , wife from a blue - blooded family , moves in all the right circles , right charities . it 's exactly what a rising politician should be doing . kendall : well , it does n't sound like we 'll find much on him then . zach : we 've got to dig deeper . kendall : all people have their weaknesses . inside all of us , there 's -- there 's something that can take us from all - powerful to vulnerable in the blink of an eye . zach : well , i will go and find his weakness . but first , i 'll put spike to bed . [ scene_break ] marissa : little boy 's room run . we 'll be right back . come on . erica : j.r. , what are you doing here ? j.r. : well , it looks like we 're going to be neighbors . little adam and i just got bounced out of the mansion . [ scene_break ] liza : you really threw me for a loop there today when you offered up this place for annie to live in . i 'm sure j.r. was n't very happy about that . adam : it 's temporary . he 'll get over it . liza : you traded your grandson for annie . why ? adam : oh , do n't be ridiculous . it 's for a very short period of time . and as to why ? you know why . because she 'll have a much better chance of being declared competent for trial . then we go for the acquittal . liza : no , that is not the whole truth . what is the real reason ? adam : asked and answered , counselor . do n't go for anymore than i 've already explained . then do n't let me down . liza : why would i let you down ? i 'm still getting something out of this , right ? you 're going to hold up your end of the bargain about colby ? colby : what bargain ? [ scene_break ] aidan : you 're playing it beautifully . [ aidan grabs annie and kisses her ]
marissa arrives at the chandler mansion to meet with j.r. after receiving his text message . j.r. asks her if she would be interested in a play date . at the slater house , zach talks to ian and tells him how much he loves him when kendall walks in and tells zach that dr. sloane called and can see them . on television , a reporter asks jack if erica will be testifying at kendall 's trial . jack refuses to comment . a man asks d.a . north if his confident in the case that he is bringing against kendall . d.a . north assures the man he is very confident . jesse gets a call from d.a . north , who tells him that he does n't like what he had been reading in the latest report . d.a . can not understand why jesse is still pursuing finding info on david hayward while kendall had already been indicted for murder . in court , ryan testifies against annie to everything that she had done against him and emma . liza objects to ryan 's statements . the judge breaks in and tells liza to take it easy . at the hospital , jesse , randi and frankie meet with angie and dr. wexler . randi asks for a few moments alone with frankie . frankie tells randi that angie had ambushed him . randi encourages frankie to see dr. wexler . jack stops by kendall 's to get her to sign some papers and was hoping that kendall was n't watching television . adam testifies in annie 's behalf . liza suggests that annie be released on her own recognizance . the judge refuses , but then reconsiders when adam offers for annie to live at his house . the judge rules that bail be set at one million dollars , that annie be forced to wear an ankle bracelet and she is not allowed to leave the chandler mansion during the evaluation . the judge also rules that j.r. and little a will have to live somewhere else during the evaluation . ryan realizes that adam is doing everything he can to help annie to be competent to stand trial . j.r. and little a are forced to move out of the chandler mansion . annie moves into the chandler mansion . liza reminds adam to follow through his deal concerning colby . d.a . north kisses randi in the elevator . aidan meets annie on the patio saying she is playing it beautifully then kisses her .
jesse : she is so weak . the things they did to her , they forced her to do -- the drugs ... [ voice breaking ] everything . lea : it 's amazing cassandra ended up at your house ? do you have any idea how ? zach : let 's just be glad that she 's back . how about that ? lea : of course . this just does n't make any sense . cassandra did n't have any money , any transportation that we know of , yet she made it all the way back home . did she tell you how , jesse ? jesse : [ sniffles ] no , i [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] opal : oh . uh , may i help you ? gretchen : i 'm gretchen seager . i 'm a realtor in the area . i have a client who is very interested in cortlandt manor . he 's willing to make you a very generous offer . opal : [ scoffs ] well , that 's very nice to hear , but this is my family home . i have no intention of leaving it except in a box . gretchen : if you would just hear me out -- opal : no , i 'm not interested . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] brooke : celia , uh , this is dimitri marick . dimitri , this is celia fitzgerald . celia : hi . it 's so nice to meet you , mr. marick . dimitri : well , it 's -- it 's nice to meet you , too . brooke : dimitri 's an old friend , and he 's a very brave man , because he has decided to join us in our new venture as our executive producer . celia : wow . that 's great . you 're gon na love working with brooke . she is the best . and i will help you in any way i can . dimitri : well , that 's very kind of you . i may take you up on that offer . brooke : yes . uh , actually , he needs an intern . are you interested ? celia : uh , yeah ! uh , absolutely . uh , that would be amazing . well , i just have to check ... thank you so much . dimitri : oh , if it 's a problem with school , we can work around your schedule . celia : oh , no . i have this guardian who says no to ... everything . dimitri : well , i 'm sure your guardian would n't deny you a chance like this . brooke : oh , you would be surprised . anyway , i 'll work on it , and we will hope that he gives you the green light . [ scene_break ] jr : [ sighs ] [ knock on door ] cara : jr . jr : hey . cara : did you think i was n't gon na find out ? [ scene_break ] dixie : so , cassandra has a long process ahead of her . she 's going to need a lot of support . dr. anders : withdrawal can take a considerable toll . the pain alone can be -- dixie : her symptoms will be medically managed in order to reduce any discomfort . dr. anders : we 'll do what we can , but , uh ... it can be brutal . the next step is detox , and we 'll establish a protocol as we progress . angie : and she 'll need therapy . dr. anders : right . uh , therapy . i strongly suggest that you work with someone other than mrs. martin . dixie : dr. hubbard and i have discussed this at length , and given the specifics of the situation , my relationship with the hubbards and with cassandra could benefit the patient . angie : i agree with dixie . dr. anders : very well , then . jesse : so , what happens now ? dr. anders : well , as a victim of sex trafficking , uh , we 'll be running a series of tests -- venereal diseases , hiv , hepatitis , herpes , pregnancy -- that sort of thing . angie : [ moans ] jesse : oh , my god . dixie : with love and support , cass will get through this . dr. anders : you know , she 's lucky in many ways . she has some bruises , but no broken bones , no internal bleeding , no vaginal tearing , which is common in cases like this -- things she 's been through . dixie : i know it 's a lot . it 's a lot to deal with . that is why cassandra needs to get into therapy as soon as she is physically able . angie : how did this happen to her ? and will she ever , ever be the same again . dixie 's right . cassandra 's home , but ... this hell is not over . jesse : i will do everything in my power to make this right . angie : i 'm gon na go sit with her . jesse : i 'll be in in a minute . i 'm gon na make some calls . david : do you mind if i check on her ? jesse : [ nods ] hey . you saved her life . and i thank you for that . angie : david . thank god it was you who found her . thank you . [ scene_break ] brooke : i want david to be comfortable . dimitri : until you start the questions . brooke : hm - hmm . and , celia , stay close to dimitri -- whatever he needs . celia : yeah . of course . brooke : okay . [ scene_break ] pete : why do n't you , uh , grab some coffee , mom ? i 'll be right in there , okay ? opal : okay . brooke : uh , hi ! [ chuckles ] i did n't expect to see you . pete : hayward 's my partner . i want some say in the ground rules . brooke : well , my interview is with david . pete : understood . but he 's representing cortech . i want to make sure whatever spin you play for ratings does n't slime my company , okay ? and i get this whole town hates david , but i 'm not gon na let my dad 's company be a casualty to some old grudge . brooke : [ scoffing ] oh . dimitri : dimitri marick . brooke : uh , dimitri is our new executive producer . pete : pete cortlandt . dimitri : palmer 's son ! [ chuckles ] you know , your father and i , uh , did n't see eye - to - eye on many things . but he was a master in business and a class act . being the executive producer here , i want to assure you that brooke has only the truth as her main interest in this interview . pete : i respect you , brooke . i do , but ... sometimes , the truth can be a little tricky . dimitri : well , if david or you ca n't handle that , then that 's your problem , and cortech 's . brooke : celia , could you do me a favor ? uh , go to my office and get the notes that i made on the questions for the interview with david . celia : yeah . yeah . i 'll be right back . brooke : thanks . [ scene_break ] jr : i can explain okay ? i was just -- cara : i warned you what would happen . if you overdo your workout , you will do more damage than good ! jr : yeah , i -- [ sighs ] look , i just -- i want back into chandler , you know ? and i do n't want to fall on my face in front of my son anymore , you know -- embarrass myself . so , i 'm pushing . cara : [ sighs ] jr : but look . i 'll take it easy , okay ? agreed ? cara : [ sighs ] okay . [ cell phone whistles ] jr : what -- good news ? cara : yeah . my mom just sent me a picture of oliver on the beach . jr : [ chuckling ] oh . cara : [ sighs ] what i would n't give just to have one hour with him , you know ? [ voice breaking ] he knows how to make everything feel better . [ sighs ] jr : gets that from his mom , you know ? cara : you want to go for a walk -- stretch your legs out ? jr : sure . cara : okay . [ scene_break ] [ door closes ] opal : oh ! celia ! i did n't know you worked here . celia : hi , mrs. cortlandt . uh , i mean , opal . opal : [ chuckles ] so , how you holding up , honey . i mean since the breakup and all . celia : oh , i 'm -- i 'm good . opal : are you ? i know it 's hard , but you have to let petey go . believe me , i am having to do it , too . i mean , it is n't exactly the same , me being his mama and you , but at least , he is n't moving out and leaving you all alone in some cold , drafty mansion ! celia : oh , is pete moving back to california ? opal : oh , god . no ! no , he 's just moving across town to one of those swanky lofts near cortlandt electronics . evidently , he believes he needs his privacy for entertaining . can you believe that ? celia : [ sighs ] i should really get this back to brooke . opal : oh , here ! why do n't i deliver it ? i 'm just going in there , anyway . nice to see you , honey . celia : yeah . opal : well , if you do n't look like barbara walters and diane sawyer and katie couric all rolled into one ! [ both laugh ] brooke : well , thank you , i think . opal : yeah ! oh , my stars and stri -- is that dimitri marick ? dimitri : hi , opal . brooke : opal : oh , my lord ! let me look at you ! i - i just -- i - i mean , you are just ... well , heart - stopping as ever . dimitri : yeah , yeah . and you -- you are still one of a kind . opal : oh , boy , you could blow me over . what are you doing here in town ? are you staying ? i mean , when did you get back ? where 's alex ? dimitri : [ sighs ] [ laughing ] it 's so good to see you ? opal : oh ! [ laughs ] likewise , likewise . i 'll tell you somebody who is gon na really be spitting mad when she finds out she missed you . that 's erica kane ! dimitri : well , uh , she 's not in town ? opal : not at the moment , no . she was stepping onto some plane to some exotic locale last time we spoke -- was n't quite sure when she 'd be back . but , uh , hey ! how about if you and me and alex have dinner one night ? dimitri : [ sighs ] [ stammering ] that would be really nice . it would just be me , though . opal : you 're s - single ? brooke : uh , d - dimitri is here because he 's our new , uh , executive producer . opal : and you 're staying in pine valley ? that is the best news i have heard in a dog day ! dimitri : [ laughs ] opal : oh , my gosh ! [ laughing ] [ scene_break ] cara : it 's a beautiful day , right ? jr : yeah . but you 'd rather be on a beach in puerto rico , chasing waves with oliver . you know , i missed five years of my own son 's life , so i know it must be killing you , being away from him . i mean , not to mention how he feels being away from his mom . cara : yeah . well ... what choice do i have , you know ? i ca n't really risk a quick visit to see him , and then have david find out that his son is still alive . jr : even though it makes you lose time with oliver you 'll never get back . i 'm sorry . i do n't -- i do n't mean to make you feel worse . cara : no . it 's ... it 's what it is , right ? um , but that does remind me -- i need to get some brownies from in there -- they 're his favorite -- for his next care package , so , you 're gon na -- well , you 're not going very far . so , i 'll see you in a bit , okay ? jr : i 'll go slow -- like i have a choice . cara : all right . jr : hey , it 's jr chandler . yeah . i need a big favor . [ scene_break ] pete : you working here now ? celia : your mom said you 're moving out . pete : yeah . uh , it 's closer to cortlandt . it only makes sense with all the ot i 've been putting in . celia : and there 's that , uh , entertaining your mom mentioned . pete : excuse me ? celia : a grown boy needs his privacy , right ? pete : i 'm surprised you care , since you broke up with me . celia : i 'm just glad you 're having so much fun . pete : i need to go over this . celia : hmm . do n't let me stop you . pete : you told celia i wanted to find my own place so i could entertain ? really , mom ? opal : she asked how you were . what was i supposed to do , lie about your moving out ? pete : you did n't have to connect all the dots ! opal : she did that all by herself . i did n't help her with that . of course , you could prove her wrong by not moving out . pete : [ scoffs ] i love you . but i need to be out on my own again . besides , i already closed on the lease . opal : who 's gon na take care of you ? pete : no one can take care of me like you . opal : yeah ! pete : but the building has , like , its own cleaning service and laundry and all types of stuff . it even has , like , its in - house pet sitter . opal : well , sounds like you 'll be living in high cotton . pete : almost as good as living with mom . opal : mm . uh , yes . hello . this is opal cortlandt calling . about that matter we discussed , um ... when we met last -- i 've changed my mind . [ scene_break ] lea : well , no sign of forced entry . zach : what are you looking for ? lea : you saw cassandra -- the shape she was in . there 's no way she could have escaped and gotten here on her own ? and do you honestly think she still had a key ? zach : what do you think -- someone dumped her here ? lea : i think who dumped her definitely picked the lock . but why do that ? why bring her home ? the koslovs do n't like witnesses . who would do this ? uri 's dead . zach : someone who could gain something by uri being out of the picture . i 've been with you the whole time , so you 're gon na have to go look for uri 's killer somewhere else . [ scene_break ] dixie : excuse me . uh ... is this gon na be a problem -- me on the case ? dr. anders : it 's nothing personal . dixie : you do n't think i can maintain a professional distance , because the hubbards are my friends ? dr. anders : it 's something to consider , uh -- dixie : i appreciate your input , doctor . i really do . but you have to understand that this case is important to me . dr. anders : well , because they 're your friends . dixie : because i want to help this family heal ! because i 'm a mother ! dr. anders : you 're married ? dixie : engaged . dr. anders : ah . how nice . i 'll note you as the therapist of record . you 're very highly recommended . dixie : what -- you checked up on me ? dr. anders : cassandra will need the best . uh , this is gon na be very difficult for her and her parents . dixie : yes , i agree ! that 's why we have to work together closely unless you have a problem with that . dr. anders : you 're very good at what you do . i welcome the opportunity to work with you . [ scene_break ] jesse : i could kill you for what you did to my daughter ? uri : where is gratitude ? jesse : you got her hooked on drugs , and she almost died , you filthy son of a flea - ridden whore . uri : she 's home . is not that what you wanted ? jesse : it 's over , koslov . i 'm done . i 'm going to the feds , and i 'm gon na tell them everything . uri : you might want to rethink that . you have broken law . if you go to fbi , your career is over . and what about your precious family ? your son , the doctor ... and his wife . did you know they went to dinner last night ? randi looks so lovely in pink . and natalia and brot -- such upstanding police officers , on their way up the ranks . you must be so proud . are you there ? because i want you know that natalia and randi could make me fortune just like cass . [ chuckles ] they 'd probably be just as feisty . jesse : you ... bastard . uri : i own you , chief hubbard . for your sake and sake of your family ... do n't ever forget that . [ scene_break ] jr : i hope oliver does n't mind we 're eating one of his brownies . cara : i think he 'd be thrilled , actually . i wish you could meet him someday . jr : yeah . i 'd like that . cara : it 's for you . jr : actually ... this is for you . cara : me ? jr : yeah , and oliver . cara : what ? jr : well , i know that you ca n't go down there to visit him , and he certainly ca n't come here without risking hayward finding out . but i do n't see why you guys ca n't spend a few days at the amusement park together . cara : you got us premium passes ? jr : mm - hmm , and the chandler jet to get you there . cara : oh , wow . i -- that -- i ca n't accept this . jr : well , that 's for oliver , so you ca n't say no . cara : [ sighs ] [ voice breaking ] you 're incredible . jr : oh ... i just know what it 's like when you miss your kid . cara : thank you . thank you so much . [ scene_break ] gretchen : this is one of the premier properties in pine valley . i ca n't believe how quickly the owner decided to sell . are you ready to write up the offer ? [ shakes hands with billy clyde ] [ scene_break ] opal : hey . you 're not upset with me , are you , for telling celia that you 're moving out ? pete : no , i 'm not . wait . you did n't tell her that you found me with colby , did you ? opal : that is an image i hope to erase from my mind . no , i did n't say a word . pete : [ sighs ] thank you . opal : but you did mean what you said , did n't you ? that you 're not gon na get involved with colby chandler ? pete : yeah . she 's just a friend . celia 's ... never mind . opal : you are over celia , are n't you , honey ? pete : totally . [ scene_break ] brooke : david is enough to deal with , and now pete wants to stage - manage ? i mean , i 've got my hands full . dimitri : you 'll take 'em both on , and you wo n't break a sweat ! brooke : oh ... i think this is going to be quite an adventure ... and not just today . so , are you ready for this ? dimitri : there is no place i would rather be . brooke : mm . [ scene_break ] celia : hey ! i 'm so sorry i 'm late ! evelyn : are you okay ? celia : yeah ! [ sighs ] no , not really . i saw pete . [ sighs ] evelyn : ah . celia : it does n't matter . evelyn : i know it hurts , honey , but it is for the best . celia : [ chuckles ] i did get some good news . brooke offered me the internship at `` talk tempo . `` is n't that cool ? evelyn : that 's wonderful ! celia : yeah ! i mean , i 'd get to work with a lot of amazing people and be a part of something really exciting . and i 'd be working for the executive producer . evelyn : wow ! celia : [ chuckling ] yeah . better than me sitting around feeling sorry for myself . of course , my guardian will probably think of a million reasons why i should n't do it . evelyn : well , i think this internship is exactly what you need . and as far as your guardian is concerned ... i 'll talk to him , and i 'll convince him that i 'm right . celia : really ? evelyn : really . celia : thank you ! you are the best ! [ scene_break ] gretchen : this is the last page . billy clyde : mm . gretchen : you sure about this ? billy clyde : [ chuckles ] i am . gretchen : it 's not too late to negotiate a better deal . billy clyde : it 's hoitus coitus with me , my darling . gretchen : you 're paying hundreds of thousands of dollars over market value . billy clyde : why , that 's quite all right . i 'm still richer than god , my dear . [ scene_break ] cassandra : [ whimpers ] at first , it was just pills . i would n't take them . [ sobs ] and then they injected me . dixie : we 're gon na get you healthy again , cassandra . cassandra : oh , god . i ca n't ... angie : it 's okay , baby . cassandra : [ crying ] angie : it 's okay . mama 's here . cassandra : okay . they forced me to do things , mom . i 'm so sorry . angie : you have nothing to be sorry for . cassandra : [ sobbing ] thank you . jesse : do n't . oh , baby . do n't . cassandra : they were gon na send me away ... ship me somewhere . i was so afraid i was n't gon na see you again . but then ... i heard your voice , and ... i knew i was gon na be okay .
a realtor who tells her that someone is very interested in buying cortlandt manor contacts opal . opal tells gretchen she is n't interested in selling her family home but changes her mind when pete tells her he already signed the lease on his new apartment . the new owner of cortlandt manor is billy clyde tuggle who pays three times what the house is worth just because now he is richer than god and he can afford the price . dimitri offers celia the job as his intern because he is the producer of brooke 's new show `` talk tempo . `` celia tells dimitri that she has a strict guardian and she will have to check with him before she can accept his job offer . pete arrives at where talk tempo is being filmed and he and celia ignore each other , but celia does talk to opal who is waiting for pete . opal tells celia that pete is moving out of the house to get his own apartment . celia and pete have an argument because she tells him that a grown man needs his privacy so he can entertain . pete is upset with opal for telling celia about his new apartment because he thinks opal told celia that she found him in bed with colby . opal tells pete she did n't say a word to celia about colby but celia is a smart girl she figured things out on her own . celia is very surprised that evelyn thinks the internship is a great idea so she offers to talk to celia 's guardian so he will allow her to take the job .
[ previously_on ] david : i 'm going to make sure that you both know what it feels like to watch your family crumble around you . greenlee : when we started fusion , our goal was to beat enchantment . kendall : yeah , it still is . greenlee : when you 're not sucking up to erica . kendall : she 's my mother . greenlee : that piranha will never be the mother you want her to be . erica : opal , i think that jack is greenlee 's father . [ scene_break ] jack : mary , what -- what are you doing here ? mary : hi . jack , i 've been here practically from the moment they brought you in . jack : is that right ? erica : yes , and , darling , you know joe martin has given strict orders that i am the only visitor you 're allowed to have . so , mary , i 'm afraid you 're going to have to go . jack : well , hang on . i mean , what were you about to say , mary ? erica : darling , you have just had surgery . you really need to rest . please . jack : erica , i 'm just trying to find out what happened while i was under the knife , that 's all . erica : nothing happened . jack : well , something happened . i mean , all of a sudden , you 're full steam ahead on us getting married . erica : well , i explained that to you . jack : yeah , but mary here , for some odd reason , seems to think she knows why that is . erica : well , why on earth do you think mary could possibly know anything about me , jack ? i mean , mary smythe is a virtual stranger . mary : oh , i must have forgotten . i thought i told you that jack and i go way back . jack : ok , tell you what -- humor me . just satisfy me , mary . why do you think that erica is so eager to marry me ? mary : because she 's afraid of losing you . jack : of losing me ? why would she ever be afraid of that ? simone : i will get back to you with a firm delivery date . oh , no , thank you , rennie . it was such a pleasure . yes ! guys , you are so not going to believe what just happened . greenlee : the sisters of perpetual lawsuits have accepted you as a novitiate ? simone : that 's quick . actually , that was the sound of me pulling another coup for this company . mia : try saying that three times fast . simone : that was smudge on the phone . kendall : really ? well , tell him to give my regards to schmutz and schmutzy . simone : hello . this is your early afternoon carbo slump wake - up call . smudge is that tiny chain of cosmetic boutiques in manhattan . greenlee : yeah . so ? simone : `` so ? `` our sexiest man in america contest has generated monster buzz in gotham . i mean , young women are clamoring for fusioneyes , fusionlips , fusionbody . smudge wants as much product as we can ship by the end of next week . greenlee : next week ? mia : oh , god , simone . please do n't tell me you made a firm commitment . simone : oh , it 's a killer deal . you 'd be insane not to . greenlee : have you checked out our inventory lately ? simone : no . mia : our practically nonexistent inventory ? simone : we 're tapped out ? greenlee : we 've been handing out samples hand over fist for this sexy man promo . the coda gig cleaned us out completely . mia : there is no way that we can restock and deliver the quantities that you promised by next week . simone : no , sure we can . we 'll just fire up kendall 's cauldron . mia : oh , yeah , and perhaps by halloween , we 'll have enough product . kendall : hello . hello . listen . we can solve this mini crisis with one phone call . greenlee : to who ? kendall : to my mother . who else ? greenlee : call a florida housewife . now , why did n't i think about that ? kendall : i meant i 'm going to call erica . greenlee : call the army , air force , navy , and marines . i 'm going to call smudge and tell them we ca n't deliver . kendall : no , if you do that -- if you do that , you 're going to be prying this phone from your cold , dead hands . jamie : get out of my face , man . david : get away from laurie . jamie : what is your problem ? this is personal . laurie : jamie , it 's ok . jamie : no , it 's not ok . where do you get off butting your face in my business ? david : i care about laurie . jamie : since when ? laurie : jamie , let it go . jamie : no . he 's acting like he owns you . laurie : no , that 's what you do , jamie . jamie : what ? are you serious ? laurie : he 's just looking out for me . he 's being a friend . jamie : dr . evil does n't have any friends . i know the body count . i know the lives you 've ruined . i do n't ever want to see you come near laurie again -- david : just what the world needs , another big - mouth martin . laurie : dr. hayward , please . david : you want to check out what kind of man i really am ? is that what you want ? tad : get your hands off my son . erica : mary , do n't be so dramatic . and please do n't put words in my mouth . jack , of course i 'm not afraid of losing you . joe martin gave me such good news . he said that you came through this surgery with flying colors , with not one possible problem . so you are going to live a long and ecstatically happy life with me right by your side . jack : from those beautiful lips to god 's ears . mary : actually , erica , i was n't referring to jack 's health . i rather think this is one of those clarifying moments . i mean , given your tempestuous history together with the breakups and the misunderstandings -- erica : excuse me . mary , how on earth would you know anything about my relationship with jack ? and anyway , as you can see , we are back together . we always get back together . mary : i know that , but jack 's close call has served as a bracing reminder that you could lose it all in the blink of an eye . erica : mary , i think you need to relax . mary : well , forgive me if i 'm sounding morbid . i 'm sorry . it 's just that this is the way i see it . i think erica is taking you up on your proposal and seizing the moment before fate or some act of nature intervenes . erica : ok , you know what ? time really is up , mary , so it 's time for you to go . now , i 'll step right outside with you . mary : ok -- erica : and , darling , you just rest . i 'll be here . mary : i just -- i just want one moment with jack first . you do n't have a problem with that , do you , love ? erica : mary , jack is in intensive care . do you understand that ? he 's not up for reminiscing . mary : ok . i promise i 'll keep it short and very sweet . erica : mary , dr. martin has given very strict orders , as i mentioned earlier , about visitors . not even bianca or reggie are allowed to visit jack right now . mary : jack , do you get the impression that erica is unwilling to leave me alone in here with you ? ok . i 'll come back when you 're more rested . and i 'm so thrilled that you 're ok . jack : well , then that makes three of us . sweetheart , you do n't happen to know who this blood donor was , do you ? mary : it was n't me . i gave blood and it was n't my type , but jack , you would have been so touched by the overwhelming response to erica 's televised plea . even greenlee , my daughter , who never -- erica : ok , that 's it . your time really is up , so i 'm going to walk you out . i 'll be right outside , darling . you just rest . ok , exactly what do you think you 're doing ? mary : what do you imagine i 'm doing ? erica : you 're angling for the biggest mistake of your life . mary : what mistake is that ? erica : i refuse to play your twisted little guessing game . mary : you 're the one who 's talking in circles . erica : no , i 'm the one who 's going directly for the truth . mary : and that truth is ? erica : the truth is that this miracle donor is greenlee , your daughter . and i figured you 'd want to cash in on that , use greenlee to get jack 's gratitude all hot and heavy so that you could lure him back into your life . but this goes much deeper than that , does n't it ? mary : hmm . much deeper . erica : the connection that you are dying to play is not your connection to greenlee but jack 's connection to greenlee , right ? greenlee is jack 's daughter . mary : yes , erica , greenlee is jack 's daughter . kendall : greenlee , give me the phone now . greenlee : let go ! kendall : no , we can fill that order for smudge . greenlee : you 're going to beg erica for a bailout ? are you brain - dead ? kendall : we 'll cut a deal . greenlee : you would sell fusion 's soul for a case of lip color ? kendall : ok , will you just give -- give me the phone . just shut up one second and listen to me , ok ? we use enchantment 's manufacturing plant to produce our products , and in return , we offer erica -- greenlee : erica demands four pounds of firmed and toned flesh -- make that three pounds and gristle on a stick . you 'd never recover from this , kendall , and neither will fusion . kendall : i do n't understand what 's wrong with -- greenlee : show her you 're desperate enough to crawl to her and beg for her help ? i mean , you do n't think she 's going to use that , let every single supplier know ? kendall : who said anything about crawling ? greenlee : oh , not this chiquita . if i was suffocating and erica was a tank of oxygen , i would suck exhaust from a tailpipe before i would beg for her help . simone : you know , all this fighting is making me hungry . mia : yeah , i think there 's some chinese noodles from the jade garden in the mini fridge . simone : ok , the last one there is a rotten egg roll . mia : great idea . kendall : you know what your problem is ? greenlee : a partner who 's stuck on selling out to the competition ? kendall : no . you 're letting your grudge against erica get in the way of fusion 's business . greenlee : and you 're letting this mother - daughter fantasy cancel out your common sense . erica is not going to cut you any favors . kendall : we 've reached a higher level of understanding . greenlee : is that why she cut you off like an ugly wart at the hospital ? kendall : she was stressed out about jackson . greenlee : and you were there to give blood . but opening a vein did n't give you any family privileges . kendall : her fiancé was fighting for his life . greenlee : and god forbid tragedy make her human long enough to reach out to the warmest body , which happened to be you , her firstborn . kendall : erica was n't herself , ok ? greenlee : she was classic erica . she was self - absorbed and judgmental . kendall : people say things when they 're upset . greenlee : yeah , and then they apologize and they take them back , but she was n't sorry , kendall . she meant every hateful word . you should have heard shrieka 's whole diatribe . kendall : what ? greenlee : oh , she was raging on after you left . kendall : yeah , and i 'm sure you joined in for the chorus . greenlee : no , i blasted her for treating you like you 're not her daughter . kendall : yeah , right . greenlee : i was on a roll . i dared erica to give you a second chance , to stop pushing you aside . kendall : so , what did she say ? greenlee : it does n't matter . kendall : greenlee , what did my mother say ? greenlee : that she 's not your mom . kendall : i do n't believe you . greenlee : look , come on , let 's just forget about erica -- kendall : no . you know what ? no . i 'm going to call erica right now , and she 's going to come through for me . you 're going to see . i 'm going to prove to you how wrong you are about erica . simone : so , mia , did you happen to mention to greenlee about that mistaken identity with `` us weekly `` magazine ? mia : well , she 'll find out when it hits the stands . simone : oh . oh , i ca n't wait for that . she 's going to absolutely flip . are you mad at me ? mia : uh - uh . no . simone : are you sure ? because you 've been -- i do n't know -- like , a little distant today . if i 've done something -- mia : no . look , i 'm really -- i 'm not mad at you . simone : ok , good . because you need me . mia : i need you ? simone : yes . mia : why ? simone : to help you , to pull you back from doing wacked - out things like kissing tad martin on the beach . liza : mia ? you kissed tad ? david : you do n't have to worry about anything now , jamie . daddy 's here to protect you from big , bad dr . evil . tad : why does he need protecting ? david : you should feel proud , tad . your son 's a chip off the old block . tad : what is he ranting about ? jamie : i was having a private conversation with laurie . david : yeah , and he needs to work on his charm . instead of swooning , laurie was close to tears . tad : laurie , you all right ? laurie : i 'm fine . can we just forget it ? david : no . not until jamie here apologizes for getting in your face . tad : hey -- whatever they 're talking about has nothing to do with you . jamie : that 's what i said . david : well , look at this . for a change , i 'm being double - teamed by martin men . or maybe you should call jake and joe , get them in on this , huh ? right or wrong , life or death , the martins always stick together , do n't they ? man : laurie , you 've got customers waiting to order . laurie : i 'm sorry , mr. hanks . mr. hanks : is there a problem , gentlemen ? david : this young man was harassing laurie . i want him thrown out . tad : you 're the one getting violent . why do n't you leave ? mr. hanks : why do n't you just lower your voices and take your seats , ok ? david : why do n't you go back to your fry vats and your shake machines ? mr. hanks : sir , i 'm going to ask you to leave . david : oh , is that the new b.j . 's policy -- no shoes , no soul , no service ? mr. hanks : are you leaving , or do i call the police ? david : whatever makes you feel like a man . mr. hanks : that 's funny . that 's it . david : whatever happened to `` the customer 's always right `` ? tad : went out the window with self - respect . if you 've got some kind of delusional problem with me or my father , you bring it on . but do n't you ever take it out on my son . david : you mean the way you took it out on my daughter ? tad : that 's your bizarre fantasy . i 'm not going to go there with you . david : go where ? dixieland ? love in the afternoon ? your wife in my bed ? jamie : dad -- tad : no , it 's ok . david : no , it 's not ok , jamie . you see , when your father here ran out of steam , his wife came running to me . and tad just could n't take that . i did n't take her away from you , tad . dixie came running to me . she was running as fast as she could to get into my bed away from you . tad : let 's not do this here . david : no . why not ? huh ? i mean , this is a family restaurant , is n't it ? it 's all about family values . excuse me , everybody . if you could stop shoving your faces for one moment , i 'd like to share one thing of interest to all of you . my name is dr. david hayward , and i slept with this man 's wife . tad : oh , my god . [ customers murmur ] david : and all this time , he has been dying to get back at me . well , he finally did get back at me . you see this man right here , tad martin ? he killed my little girl . tad : we 're leaving . anna : david ! mr. hanks : i tried to settle them down ! anna : david , david , stop ! david ! david , stop ! david , stop ! think ! let him go . let him -- are you all right ? jamie : dad ? dad ? tad : get off me ! what the hell , what do you think ? time to slap the cuffs on your ex ? david : oh , that 's great . lock me up . let the martins roam the streets , killing babies . anna : david , i want to talk to you outside now . mia : yeah , mm - hmm . i kissed tad . liza : yeah ? and ? mia : well , his lips have logged on a lot of mileage , but they 're no worse for the wear . simone : oh , great . so tad scores three stars out of four ? mia : yeah . liza : who kissed who ? mia : our lips sort of just met in the middle . liza : i mean -- mia : i know . i know what you mean . you 're wondering who put the moves on whom , right ? simone : yeah , whom . mia : right . liza : well ? mia : do n't look now , but there 's a green - eyed monster breathing down your neck . liza : well , do you think i 'm jealous because of you and tad ? mia : whoa , whoa . because before me and tad , there was you and tad . liza : oh , please . it 's ancient stuff . mia : oh ? you know , it was just a couple months ago that you and tad were locking lips . liza : so ? mia : so -- is n't that part of the reason your marriage tanked ? greenlee : let me guess -- erica gave you the busy signal . kendall : no , val said she was at the hospital with jackson . greenlee : take it as a sign . we 'll cook up another way to get the cosmetics . kendall : greenlee , why are you so bent on keeping me from my mother ? greenlee : because if you give her an inch , she 'll destroy you . take it from someone who knows . mary : greenlee is a lot like jack , do n't you think ? she 's smart , funny , unlucky in love . erica : look , all these years you 've known that greenlee was jack 's daughter , but you never said anything . mary : not even to my husband , roger . he always thought of greenlee as our mistake . but i never felt that way about her . erica : so you cheated on your husband ? mary : no . technically , i did n't . i was pregnant with greenlee the summer i married roger smythe . that was one tragedy in my life . not telling jack was the other . erica : what possessed you ? how could you possibly -- mary : turn my back on my baby 's father ? because i was naive . it was a summer romance . jack was a lifeguard , of all things . erica : and you thought he was broke and smelled like chlorine . so you chose money over love . mary : was n't that simple . and who are you to judge me ? erica : i 'm only trying to understand exactly where this is coming from . mary : i was married . i had a name and a reputation to uphold . erica : and now ? mary : and now my husband 's dead , and at this stage of my life , i do n't really give a damn what anybody thinks . erica : i see . so , according to you , this is the perfect time for you to unload your guilty , dirty little secret ? `` congratulations , jack . you have a daughter . `` only the announcement is about 25 years too late . mary : well , it 's still wonderful news . i think jack deserves to know . erica : there 's you . oh , i 'm sure you have already imagined the -- the tears of joy running down jack 's face , his heart filled to bursting with love for greenlee . overwhelmed by his memories of your summer romance all those years ago , he just allows the lost years to fall away , and you and jack and greenlee are united as a family . and of course , he forgets about me and our engagement . mary : stranger things have happened . erica : mary , how deluded can you be ? do you honestly think that jack is going to fall at your feet ? mary : oh , god , no . i 'm not that naive . erica : oh , i think you are . jack is a very warm man with a bottomless heart . i mean , had he known about his daughter , he would have just showered love and affection on her . but you deprived him of that , that joy . you kept him from his daughter . mary : i know what i did . erica : i do n't think you do . look , jack is not some summer romance you can just pick up again like a paperback . mary : i know who jack is also . erica : you do n't know jack . jack is such a warm , such a caring man , and he loves me with all his heart . now , if you tell him about his daughter , the daughter he was never permitted to love , in his condition , that could kill him . mary : so what am i supposed to do , not -- not tell him ? what jack does n't know wo n't hurt him ? or you ? come on , erica , be honest , now . you 're not scared for jack . you 're afraid that you will have to take a back seat to jack 's new family . erica : forget about me . what about your daughter , greenlee ? mary : i think greenlee will be thrilled . erica : oh , really ? thanks to you , she spent her life trying to earn the affection of a man who did n't love her . you really think that greenlee 's going to forgive you ? mary : she 'll understand in time . she 'll come around . erica : i do n't think so . she 's just like you . mary : so she 'll hate me twice as much as she already does . it 's a small price to pay for finding out who her real father is and getting the love that she 's missed out on all these years . erica : mary , it is just way too late for this fantasy family of yours . greenlee is too old to be pushed in a pram or build sandcastles . and anyway , who do you think you are ? mary : erica , as hard as your ego wants to deny it , once upon a time , jack loved me . he wanted to spend the rest of his life with me . and though years may have passed , but you do n't forget a love like that . erica : jack forgot . and if what you say is true , that you care about jack , then you will take this dirty little secret of yours to the grave . kendall : ok , can we please move on to another topic ? this lecture series on the mothers from hell is getting really old . just because mary sharpened her fangs on you does n't mean -- greenlee : this is not about my mother . kendall : you 're right . it 's about erica . i finally have a shot at a relationship with her , and you ca n't stand it . greenlee : oh , please . kendall : you know what , greenlee ? why ca n't you just give it a rest and let me be happy for five seconds ? greenlee : do you want to know why ? i 'll tell you why . because the marys and ericas of this world resent their daughters , for whatever reason -- competition , youth , beauty . we remind them of everything they used to be , all the promise , all the romances that have passed them by . but they ca n't let go , kendall . they 're running backwards . year after year , they keep chasing an endless summer when it was all just a nonstop round of clam bakes and firelight kisses and midnight swims in the moonlight . they do n't want us , kendall . they want to be us . kendall : well , maybe that 's true about mary . greenlee : it 's true about erica , too . kendall : no , it 's not . you know , i feel sorry for you . greenlee : why do i even bother ? no , no , no , no . you want to know why ? because you do n't get it . you do n't need the families that you 're born into . you have me and simone and mia , and we love you , kendall . i do n't know why , but we do . let us be your family . kendall : that 's very sweet , greenlee . it is . it 's very sweet , but , i 'm sorry , it 's just -- it 's not enough . greenlee : i give up on you . kendall : no . you know what ? i 'm not going to let you do that . you know what ? i 'm going to go to erica , and , like i said before , i am going to show you how wrong you are about her . greenlee : i do n't believe this . you 're going to drag your bony butt to the hospital , rub on erica 's leg and mew like a love - starved cat . kendall : no , i 'm going to present our situation vis - a - vis the cosmetics crunch and ask her for her help . greenlee : wait , wait , no -- us . fusion . i repeat -- why would she lend her prime competition a helping hand ? kendall : because -- because she loves me . greenlee : kendall , you have to give up on this sad little pipe dream . kendall : you do n't believe me ? fine . you are welcome to come along and join me and watch . greenlee : and mop up after erica blows you out of the water ? kendall : are you coming or not ? liza : mia , you know what ? adam and i were in trouble -- the `` no chance for survival `` trouble -- before tad came along . mia : before tad came along and his kiss woke you up to the fact that you could n't remember the last time you sang in the shower or were happy just because the sun was out that day and that 's all it took to make it a good day . that and the fact that you might run into tad again and might accidentally on purpose run into his lips again . liza : is that what tad does for you ? takes you back to your happy place ? tad : james , are you ok ? jamie : yeah , i 'm fine . tad : let me see . jamie : dad , i 'm fine . laurie ? hayward is bad news . i do n't want you to see him anymore . laurie : excuse me ? jamie : i do n't want him using you . laurie : hey , you just told me you were moving on without me , so you have no right to tell me who i can see . jamie : laurie , i was -- laurie : no , forget you , jamie . it 's my life . i can do what i want . i do n't need your ok , ok ? tad : he 's right , laurie . laurie : you know what , mr. martin ? dr. hayward just lost someone he loves , and i know how that feels . so if he needs someone , i 'm going to be there for him . anna : this has been quite a day for me . aidan trashed his motel room , and you create a public disturbance . i 've only been back on the job a few hours . did you start that in there ? david : i wanted tad to know how i feel . anna : i 'm sure he knows how you feel . david : no , he does n't . he never lost a child . anna : dixie was carrying his baby when she died . david : but he never held her in his arms . he never sang to her , he never saw her smile . he did n't have to stand there and watch his little girl be lowered into the cold , dark earth . anna : so what if he had suffered like we have ? what would that do for you , david ? would that bring leora back ? take away your pain ? you 're so lost , david . david : i know exactly where i am . anna : do you ? god , i do n't . i wake up in the morning and there 's this big , black pit that i could fall into . and i do n't know if i 'm going to make it through the day at all . i just -- i go through the motions . i get dressed . i do my hair . i do n't ask any questions that i do n't know the answer to . i just keep going . david : yeah , i get it . you just go on like leora never existed , right ? anna : you carry on . you carry on with the love that that little baby gave us . and using her death as an excuse to lash out in hate -- that is an insult to her memory , david . it 's not going to make your life any easier . david : that 's my call to make , not yours . anna : i 'm just telling you . god , i wake up in the morning and you 're not there . i spend the whole day knowing that you blame me for that baby 's death . that 's ok , you know ? i can cope with that . i am so sick of crying . i 'll tell you the one thing that i ca n't tolerate is you going after the martins for something that they did n't do . and if you persist , someone 's going to put you in jail , and you 're looking right at her . jamie : laurie , will you forget about being nice to hayward ? laurie : why ? because you say so ? jamie : no , because he 'll screw you up . anna : i talked to david . tad : you 're not going to arrest him , are you ? anna : i want you not to press charges . i 've asked him to stay away from you and your family or else i 'll put him in jail . tad : with all due respect , i do n't think a slap on the wrist and a warning from you is going to stop him . do you ? mia : look , liza , i do n't need a guy in my life . whether i 'm happy or not , miserable -- it has nothing to do with thaddeus martin . simone : yeah , rock on , mia . liza : you sound a tad defensive . mia : whatever tad is to you -- the cream in your coffee , the fly in your soup -- that 's totally your thing . liza : and what is he to you ? a fill - in for jake ? mia : tad is not a stand - in for jake , and i am not a stand - in for you . tad and i exist in our own time warp . liza : mia , it has n't even been a year since he 's lost dixie . mia : what are you saying ? simone : well , that -- liza 's , you know , saying that tad 's not ready for anything meaningful or deep . liza : dixie was the love of tad 's life . mia : ah , so i 'm not good enough to walk in her sainted footsteps . liza : oh , come on . that is not what i 'm saying . mia : ok , so what are you saying ? liza : i 'm just saying the timing is all wrong for both of you . mia : that is so not for you to say . liza : you know , i have been where you are . i 'm telling you , do n't do it . mia : telling me ? i mean , you 're -- my big sister is giving me an order ? liza : look , you know what ? you can take it any way you want , but i do n't want you going anywhere near tad martin . mary : erica , whether i tell jack about greenlee or not does n't really concern you . erica : well , of course it does , mary . everything that concerns jack concerns me . we 're engaged to be married . and anyhow , jack will hate you . mary : i think i 'll let jack decide how he feels about me . erica : you know something , mary ? i have to say this to you . your behavior is -- well , it 's bizarre . i mean , you show up at my fiancé 's intensive care unit , you announce that you want to take him away from me and that you plan to use your daughter to do that . i mean , what do you expect to gain from all this ? what kind of a life would that be for you ? you expect to have a life with a man who has never truly loved anyone but me ? mary : fine . message received . i 'm fooling myself . erica : no , i do n't think that you are hearing me . jack and i are going to be married . now , if you tell him about greenlee , i will be there to make sure he understands the depth of your deceit , exactly how deeply you have hurt him by keeping him from his daughter . mary : oh , so in your perfect world , you 're going to decide the right time to tell jack . erica : of course . mary : then i -- you were just trying to convince me that it would kill him to learn about greenlee . erica : no , no , no , no , mary . look , the one thing that we do agree on is that jack has a right to know he has a daughter . mary : but i thought you just said you wanted me to take that nasty little secret to my grave . erica : did i say that ? mary : mm - hmm . erica : well , i will go to any lengths to protect jack . mary : you do n't want to protect jack . you want to save yourself from the stepdaughter out of hell . mia : this is unbelievable . you 're actually staking your claim . liza : oh , do n't be absurd . mia : you just ordered me to back away from tad . liza : because i care about you , mia . mia : oh , you think that big , bad tad is going to do me some damage , huh ? liza : without meaning to . mia : liza , tad ca n't hurt me . i 've developed an immunity to toxic guy syndrome . liza : you know what ? do n't treat this like it 's some sort of joke . mia : it 's just what it is . cupid 's going to shoot one of those nasty little darts , it 's going to bounce right off of me . liza : do me a favor , mia . do yourself one . do n't test your beautiful little theory , not with tad martin . simone : whoa , nellie . and to think you wanted to have a sister . who are you calling ? mia : who do you think i 'm calling ? simone : oh , you are not . mia : tad , it 's mia . what 's the point of having a cell phone if you 're never going to pick up ? listen , my big sister just found about our kiss on the beach , and she has officially forbidden me to see you . and i 'm just wondering whose bright idea that was , liza 's or yours . anna : i 'm not going to be david 's watchdog . tad : fine . so how about you do your duty ? anna : i did do my duty . i told him to stay out of trouble . tad : what if he does n't ? anna : i do n't know . god help us . david : do n't worry , sweetheart . your daddy 's not going to forget the promise he made to you . this is not over . there 's going to be hell to pay . erica : look , i 'm the first to admit the very notion of having greenlee as my stepdaughter makes my skin crawl . but my feelings are not the most important here . mary : since when ? erica : jack 's peace of mind in this comes first . mary : oh , please . you 're afraid of the competition . erica : i do n't think so . mary : you know , i read your unauthorized biography . erica : what does that have to do with anything ? mary : oh , you know the part where your father abandoned you ? i 'm just standing here imagining what it 's going to be for you to be married to a man whose entire world revolves around his daughter . erica : look , mary , the best thing you could do is to take yourself and that clone of a daughter of yours and get out of town . greenlee : why are you in my mother 's face ? mary : greenlee -- greenlee : and why is erica trying to stampede us out of town ? [ next_on ] greenlee : what do you have on erica ? kendall : greenlee and i did n't come here to see jackson . we came here because we have a business proposition for you . maggie : ok , we have to get something straight right here , right now . tad : if you 're going to kiss me , just do it because the suspense is killing me .
when fusion experiences an inventory shortage , kendall suggests that she ask erica for help . greenlee tells her that erica will not help and that she does n't even consider kendall her daughter . kendall still wants to go talk to erica and greenlee decides to go along with her . outside jackson 's room , erica tells mary to take her dirty little secret to the grave . when mary insists on telling jackson the truth , erica tells her to leave town with greenlee . just then , kendall and greenlee show up , and greenlee asks erica why she wants to get rid of her . liza discovers that mia kissed tad and she asks mia to stay away from him , especially since he 's still recovering from dixie 's death . mia accuses liza of being jealous and later calls tad up to discuss their relationship . tad shows up at the valley inn and defends jamie from david . david ends up punching tad and jamie , and the restaurant manager calls the police . anna shows up and warns david that if he continues his behavior , she 's going to have him arrested . tad later tells anna that a mere slap on the wrist wo n't be enough for david . meanwhile , david goes to leora 's grave and promises there will be hell to pay .
[ david whistles ] zach : what timing . i 'd like a word . david : i 've already listened to six too many . get out of my way . zach : i need some information on one of your patients . david : you see , now , there 's a problem . doctor / patient confidentiality . you ever heard of it ? zach : so what 's the chance of dr. madden dying soon ? [ scene_break ] disguised voice : it 's a beautiful day , dr. madden . not that you 'll enjoy it stuffed in that pine cage . but i hope you appreciate this little recording . greg : oh . disguised voice : i have a special treat for you today . greg : shut up . keep your damn treat . let me out of here . disguised voice : how 'd you like to hear from your son ? [ scene_break ] josh : hey , dr. martin , i was just on my way to your office . you did still want to talk about the seminar , right ? jeff : yes , i do . why do n't we talk about it right now , huh ? josh : sounds good to me . jeff : josh , before i assign your duties , i 'd like to know a little more about you . what can you tell me about yourself that i might not already know ? josh : why do n't you admit what you 're really asking , dr. martin ? what the deal is with my wacked - out father . [ scene_break ] jack : jeff martin was here with you for a reason . and it was n't to catch up or to make peace with the past . and i want the whole story . erica : jeff martin has nothing to do with you and me . jack : how long have we been together ? and no , this is n't the first time you 've kept the truth from me , but , oh , i want so badly for it to be the last , erica . now , please , no more lies . whatever is going on between you and your ex , i can handle it . no more secrets . trust me . tell me . [ scene_break ] dixie : kendall , you 're out of the hospital ? kendall : i am . dixie : and you 're fully recovered ? kendall : yeah , that 's -- that 's what they tell me . dixie : wow . well , that 's wonderful news . i 'm so happy for you . kendall : my guess is , you 're more tickled for yourself , dixie . because if i had died , your son would be guilty of murder . [ scene_break ] [ j.r. ducks out of the way as some metal crashes down on fusion 's rooftop . ] babe : j.r. ! oh , my god , are you ok ? j.r. : yeah , yeah , i -- i think so . babe : oh -- this just missed you , like -- we 're talking inches . ryan : it was close , all right . seriously , j.r. , you got to -- you got to watch out , man , because you could 've been killed . wow . whoa , i mean , you know , life is a trip , right ? no , because , one second , you 're just standing there thinking about -- i do n't know -- what you 're going to have for dinner , or maybe thinking about going home and spending time with your son . and then bam ! you know , this thing , your head -- i 'm talking , like , centimeters . whew . babe : ryan , what are you doing here ? ryan : what ? no , i 'm just saying life 's weird , that 's -- you know , life kind of freaks me out , because it could just be kind of moving along and everything 's great , you know , one second , and the next second , something random falls out of the sky , and you 're in a coma fighting for your life . huh . babe : ok , j.r. , i think we should really just go . ryan : oh , well , hold on , hold on , guys . i realize a lot of -- you know , i 'm not just talking about falling objects here . obviously , you know , it could kind of be anything , right ? i mean , you could be walking across the street , let 's say , and , you know , some speeding car mows you down . or you 're working late one night , and you 're completely and totally oblivious to a deadly gas leak . i 'm just -- my point is , is that life 's chancy , you know ? and , you know , you should never get too comfortable , because you really do n't know what dangers are lurking right around the corner . babe : you did this ? you made this thing fall , and you wanted it to hit j.r. ? ryan : what ? this -- no , of course -- i 'm not drunk . you got to be drunk , do n't you ? i mean , you have to be drunk to -- to accidentally on purpose kill somebody with a falling object . [ scene_break ] kendall : if you had told me a few months ago that i would have almost been crushed to death while i was still carrying my son , i never would have guessed that my best friend would have been the culprit . dixie : j.r. was n't thinking clearly . kendall : right . my god . well , why wo n't people just admit what we all know ? j.r. was trying to kill someone . he 's the reason i was in that coma . he 's the reason my son is not still safe inside of me . i do n't care -- alcohol or no alcohol , your son was out for blood , and he got a big old vat of it -- mine and my son 's . dixie : i 'm very sorry . if you want to blame someone , you can blame me , ok ? but j.r. has acted out against his friends and his family because of me , because of what i did . my sudden reappearance in his life was just too much for him to deal with . kendall : of course , yes . mommy issues excuse attempted murder -- i 'm sorry , i -- i forgot . dixie : sorry . you 're -- you 're right . it is -- it 's completely inexcusable . but now that you 're a mother , maybe you can learn from my mistakes . no matter how hard it gets , never walk away from your son . never abandon your child . kendall : must have been pretty tough for you , being gone all that time . away from your family , hiding when you first came back to town . and the way they reacted when they finally saw you . it must have been hell . dixie : i 've seen better days . kendall : so -- then how is it when you had no one on your side , you convinced my husband to be your best bud ? [ scene_break ] zach : greg madden 's life expectancy -- give me a ballpark . david : do i look like the grim reaper to you ? zach : that 's not fair . do n't ask me that . david : you know , i 'm trying to imagine you working hand in hand with tad martin . i 've always pictured you as the lone - gunner type . zach : i do n't give a rat 's ass about tad martin . how bad is madden 's heart ? david : is that a rhetorical question ? it 's not good . zach : what kind of medication is he on ? david : the meds i prescribed will work just fine . zach : come on , throw me a bone here . can he treat himself or does he need a doctor ? david : you 're looking for a lead , you 've come to the wrong man . madden is mine . and i 'm not going to help you or anyone else dig that guy out of hiding . [ scene_break ] greg : you said i could speak to my son . i 've waited long enough . where is he ? josh ? josh , are you there ? young josh 's voice : daddy , when we 're all done , can we get ice cream ? greg : josh ? greg 's voice : two root beer floats . do n't tell your mother . young josh 's voice : yay ! greg 's voice : but first , why do n't you tell daddy again what you 'll grow up to be ? greg : i made this recording years ago . young josh 's voice : i want to be a doctor . greg 's voice : like who ? young josh 's voice : like my daddy . greg 's voice : wo n't that be something ? and where do you want to work when you 're a doctor , joshua ? young josh 's voice : in the same hospital as you . and i want to bring babies into the world , like you . i want to be exactly like you , daddy . [ scene_break ] josh : rumors about my father are flying . i ca n't turn a corner around here without someone accusing him of being the prince of darkness . so if you have concerns about working with me because of it , dr. martin , please do n't beat around the bush . just tell me . jeff : back up . give me a little credit , will you ? yes , i had heard greg madden 's surrogacy practices had come under scrutiny . but do you really think that i would judge you off his behavior ? josh : well , everyone else has . jeff : well , i 'm not everyone else . w , elotkn e omom . my father casts a pretty long shadow himself . josh : well , do n't go around comparing my dad to your father . dr. martin is considered a god around here . jeff : look , i 'm not sure what 's worse -- the son of a dev othn a. jo one of the reasons i left pine valley was to make a name for myself . josh : no kidding ? jeff : yeah -- now , i know that you 're getting a lot of grief because of mistakes your father has done . but please , do me a favor , try not to lump me in with that crowd . i think i 'm a little more enlightened than that . hmm ? josh : yeah , you got it . jeff : josh , i know where you 're coming from . i 'd like to help if i can . [ scene_break ] erica : you 're right . jack : right about what ? erica : i have been keeping something from you . and it does involve jeff . and it also involves greg madden . jack : madden ? what the hell is his connection ? erica : well , you know about my history with greg . jack : he terminated your pregnancy when you were with jeff . erica : something happened during that procedure . greg madden never told me . i had no idea . i almost wish i had never found out . but when i finally did -- jack : what did that madman do to you ? erica : josh madden is my son . greg did n't terminate the pregnancy . he stole my son . [ scene_break ] zach : david , we want the same thing , you and i . david : oh , do n't say `` you and i. `` gives me a rash . zach : we want madden out of business and answering our questions . do n't cut me out of the loop . david : you were never in the loop in the first place , slater . zach : never say never . david : madden hurt dixie . he took that little girl right from under her . now , if anyone is going to make that right , it 's going to be me . so why do n't you find another damsel in distress , huh ? you 're no longer needed on this case . zach : you think you can do this on your own ? david : yes , i do . because i 'm a lot like madden . i know what it 's like to take the diabolical path to get what i want , to spend my life plotting and scheming . zach : oh , i get it . you 're going to bring back that little girl so dix will make you her boyfriend . yeah . now , i know all about your pathetic attempt . and the only reason she tolerates you is because you knew her secret . david : you do n't have a clue as to what you 're talking about . zach : you blackmailed her into spending time with you . well , that 's over now . if you want to help dixie , stay the hell away from her . [ scene_break ] dixie : look , kendall , zach has been an incredible friend . you will never know how much i appreciate everything that he 's done for me . kendall : how did you guys meet ? dixie : you want to sit down ? i 'll tell you everything . kendall : ok . dixie : we met at -- in the cemetery . i was there to see my brother will who died . he was there to see ethan , who had just passed away . we talked about our kids . then something happened . i got injured , and i knew i could n't go to the hospital , because then my family would find out that was alive . i just figured zach might be the right person to trust . and it turns out that i was right . he put me up at the casino . he helped me recover . he 's been nothing but kind . kendall : yeah , he 's also been secretive . even i did n't know about your friendship . dixie : well , that 's my fault , too , ok ? because i asked him not to tell anybody , not even you , and he respected that . ok ? he 's an incredibly kind man . he 's probably the most kindhearted and generous man i 've ever met . kendall : you do n't have to tell me about zach , dixie . i know how amazing he is . he 's my husband . and i plan to keep it that way . [ scene_break ] disguised voice : you do n't have to worry about josh . he 's doing fine . he 's with his biological father , jeff martin . greg : jeff martin ? jeff martin 's in pine valley ? disguised voice : everyone figures he 's here on business . my guess ? jeff came to claim his son . [ scene_break ] jeff : you feeling any better ? son ? josh : yeah . yeah , you 're about the only person around here who has n't lumped me in with my father -- besides your father . jeff : well , you 're making me sound like a decent , easygoing kind of guy . now , if you want to train under me , i expect you to work like a dog . josh : of course , i will . jeff : well , then prove it . take a look at this report . i want you to figure out why the lab is dragging their feet . when you get the results , try and figure out why i 'm in a hurry , hmm ? josh : i 'm on my way . jeff : ok . [ scene_break ] erica : josh madden is our biological son . jeff 's and mine . i know what you 're thinking . i know you 're thinking this is just unbelievable . this is unimaginable that greg madden would do something so demented . jack : are you absolutely sure about that ? erica : tad martin ran a dna test . jack : oh , boy . erica : well , you can imagine how i felt when i first heard . i mean , that -- that greg madden took this baby from my embryo -- jack : you 're going to have to give me just a second here to get my head wrapped around this . i -- erica : greg used me . he -- he violated me on so many levels , and -- i despise that man . i hate this man . when i first found out , you ca n't imagine the rage that i felt . i really -- i wanted to -- jack : you wanted to what , erica ? erica : i wanted to kill him . jack : when greg madden was on `` new beginnings , `` he had that heart attack -- i asked you why 'd had him as a guest on your show , and you told me it was -- it was to punish him . now , please tell me you did n't cause that man 's heart attack . did you ? you did . so you not only wanted to kill greg madden , you actually tried to do it . and you damn near succeeded . [ scene_break ] david : josh -- josh : i 'm busy , hayward . david : look , i 'm worried about you , kid . i 've been hearing more rumors about your father . now , the things people are saying around here -- it ca n't be easy . josh : well , i 'm doing fine . excuse me . what do you want ? david : what i want , i ca n't get back . but i 'm trying to help dixie get what she wants , and i need your help . [ scene_break ] zach : hey , little man , do n't you remember me ? i 'm your stepdad . and i thought it 's about time that we had a conversation about you and me and your beautiful mom and where we go from here . [ scene_break ] kendall : zach is generous to a fault . so i can see where a person might mistake it for something more . dixie : well , this person did n't . ok ? i knew zach loved you from the first time that he mentioned your name . you 're the reason , in fact , that he got so mixed up with me . kendall : oh -- well , ok , you lost me . dixie : kendall , you and i have something in common -- an enemy . greg madden tried to take prriviyo to give your baby up for adoption . well , he did the same thing with me , and he succeeded -- with me and my little girl . i made the biggest mistake of my life . her name is kate . i have n't seen her since she was born . i 've been looking for her for years . i 'm still looking . kendall : i 'm sorry . i 'm really sorry . i ca n't even imagine what that 's like . dixie : when zach found out about kate , he was determined to keep the same thing from happening to you . ok ? he 's the reason you still have your son . be grateful you have your baby . kendall : i am . i thank god every day for spike . i 'm -- i 'm really sorry that you lost your daughter . dixie : i 'm going to find her . kendall : i 'm -- i 'm sure you will . good luck . dixie : be grateful . [ scene_break ] babe : j.r. is not a threat to anyone anymore , ryan . he 's -- he 's quit drinking – he 's seeing a therapist – ryan : oh , wow ! babe : he 's in a treatment program . ryan : you know what , you really need to stop , because , you know , you defending j.r. like that is n't very becoming of you . babe : what do you expect me to do ? you threatened his life . ryan : what ? what are you talking about ? this ? no , no , no , i 'm just here talking to him . i was talking to him . i was just reminding him that , you know , he 's got to live every moment to the fullest , because you truly -- you never know , you know , when the next moment is going to be your last . babe : hmm . ryan : that 's it . babe : and if that 's not a threat , i do n't know what is . j.r. : it 's ok , babe . if i was in his shoes , i 'd probably do the same thing . babe : are you inviting him to come after you ? j.r. : if that 's what you need to do . ryan : now -- look . i just -- i really wanted you to understand that this was lucky . that 's all -- it could 've been really nasty , and i do n't know . it kind of seems like some people have all the luck , you know ? so , just , seriously , man -- j.r. , just watch your back , man , because it 's a very dangerous world . babe : what were you thinking giving him the green light to come after you ? j.r. : look , i 'll handle it . it 's you that i 'm worried about . babe : i 'll be fine . j.r. : you were standing right next to this thing when it fell . you could 've been hurt , and it would 've been because of me . i ca n't deal with that . look , i know it 's hard to believe coming from the guy who tried to kill you . babe : but i do believe you . kendall : what are you doing here ? ryan : uh -- just making sure that j.r. has a really bad night 's sleep . kendall : hmm . nice . sorry i missed it . fill me in . ryan : well , let 's just say that he 's going to be looking over his shoulder from now on . kendall : oh . well , it 's nice to know someone 's making sure j.r. pays for what he did to me and spike . you 'd think my husband would go after j.r. , but no -- he 's too busy making sure dixie 's happy . did you know -- did you know that zach has been helping dixie since she came back to town ? he was hiding her from her faher secrets ? yeah , i just had to find out from j.r. j.r. told me . can you believe j.r. -- of all people , i had to find out from him ? you did n't know , did you ? ryan : you 're doing it . kendall : i 'm -- what am i doing ? i 'm not doing anything . ryan : you 're making it all up in your head . you 're thinking zach is going to betray you . [ scene_break ] erica : thanks to ryan , i realized that i had gone too far , that no matter how horrible greg madden was , i -- i could n't take his life . jack : so you admitted you poisoned greg ? to ryan ? erica : well , only after he realized what i had done and made me promise that i would never try it again . jack : yeah , well , thank god for that , huh ? so where 's madden now ? erica : gone . i -- i have no idea where . i just pray that he never comes back . jack : wait a minute . you had greg on your show months ago . and you knew about josh before that . erica : i 've known about josh since the mardi gras ball . jack : huh . so you 've kept this from me since february ? erica : jack , i tried to tell you . i tried to tell you -- jack : you did n't try to tell me anything . if i had n't walked in and seen you talking to jeff , you would n't have told me one damn thing . [ scene_break ] josh : i had no idea you lost a child . david : yeah . the worst part is that i knew how to save leora . i allowed myself to be talked into things , doing them someone else 's way . turns out they were wrong . cost my daughter her life . josh : well , i 'm sorry , but why are you telling me this ? david : i can never get back my little girl , josh , but dixie can get back hers . kate is out there somewhere , and i 'm going to find her . josh : well , good luck . david : think back , josh -- four years ago . do you remember your father talking about any little girl that could 've been kate ? do you remember him mentioning the names of any adoptive parents ? please , josh . anything you can give me , whatever it is , i 'll take it . just tell me . [ scene_break ] [ in the park , children play while dixie sits on the bench next to greg 's `` grave . `` ] dixie : hey , exercise -- what a concept . del : you been here long ? dixie : oh , it 's been like a party , i 've had so many visitors -- j.r. , kendall , zach , tad . del : they give you more grief ? dixie : oh , it 's all right . it 's expected . the search for kate has affected everybody . if i do n't find her soon -- [ scene_break ] disguised voice : jeff 's already stepped into the role of mentor . my bet is jeff , erica , and josh will be one big , happy family , and you ? you 'll be dead to josh . it does n't have to be that way . it 's not too late for you to get josh away from jeff . but first , you have to give up dixie 's baby . [ scene_break ] dixie : i just have to find my baby . del : you will . dixie : i do n't know . sometimes i 'm not so sure . del : well , i 'm positive . dixie : how can you be ? del : look behind you . look behind you . this body can stand tall , del : there , do you see ? dixie : what am i looking for ? del : not `` for `` -- at . the flowers , dix . you know how crazy the weather 's been lately -- well , it did n't make a difference to those flowers . dixie : yes . i do n't see how they 're proof that we 'll find kate . del : well , we 're in a bit of a dry spell of our own right now . we do n't have any leads on kate , but it 's not going to stay that way forever . we 'll come out ok , too , just like those flowers . we 'll pull through and it 'll be amazing . we 'll get her back . dixie : madden is the only one who can help us find kate , and i do n't see him giving up any leads right now . del : madden will come through , guaranteed . [ phone rings ] dixie : hello ? david : dixie , hi . it 's me , david . dixie : ugh . good - bye , david . david : i need to see you right away -- alone . it 's important . it 's about kate . [ scene_break ] disguised voice : tell me where i can find kate , and you can get out of that coffin in time to stop erica and jeff from turning josh against you . greg : i wanted josh . i saved him . erica was going to throw him away like garbage . he 'll never accept jeff martin . he always despised erica . i was a fool to ever love that woman . [ scene_break ] erica : jack , you are so wrong . the day after greg 's attack on my show , i came so close to telling you the truth about josh . jack : but you did n't . erica : because you had told me that you could never rgneive josh for drugging me , ever . and nothing i could ever say could change your mind . come on , how could i possibly tell you that josh was my son under those circumstances ? jack : i do n't think that 's why you kept the truth from me . i think you kept this news to yourself because you wanted to maintain control . erica : what ? jack , that 's ridiculous . think about it , jack . after the mardi gras ball , you were in the hospital , and then -- and then you were chasing all over manhattan for lily , and then kendall was in a coma . it was very touch- and - go for kendall and the baby . jack : there was no crisis the day i asked you point - blank about madden . but you knew if you told me , i would n't be able to stand quietly back and let you run things the way you wanted to , and you just hated that , did n't you ? erica : no , jack , you are completely wrong -- completely wrong . i did try to tell you on several occasions . i wanted the truth to come out . i 'm glad the truth is out . i need you . i need you to help me convince jeff not to tell josh the truth . [ jack chuckles and walks away . ] jack : oh . erica : jack ? no -- jack ? [ scene_break ] zach : well , you 're in for one hell of a ride , little man , because kendall -- she 's not your run - of - the - mill kind of mom . she does n't do things by the book . and if you ever decide to bring up the book and to bring it , you may want to wear a helmet because she 'll throw it right at you . she wants you to learn by living life , getting your hands dirty . and she will be right there without . and any dream you 'll ever have , she will make sure that it will come true for you . it 's not going to be easy . hmm ? from the minute you leave here to the moment you graduate college . 18 years of wild , mixed - up parties . but with kendall by your side , it 's going to be worth it . [ scene_break ] kendall : zach completely adores me , and i feel the same way about him . i mean , i 'm hardly worried he 'll betray me . ryan : maybe not now . kendall : ah , wrong . ryan : i 'm just saying that i know -- huh . i know the signs , and i think you 're headed down that road and , i think you should admit it . kendall : ryan , zach risked everything for me and spike . he -- he put his life on the line for us . i mean , that to me is true love . i 'm -- i 'm hardly threatened about anything . ryan : good , because you should n't be . you should n't so , um , do n't let j.r. get to you and do n't assume that there 's something going on between zach and dixie . do n't assume anything . just -- whew . just know that zach loves you and , you know , concentrate on that and just forget about the doubts -- that 's all . kendall : i do n't have any doubts . i really do n't . i just want to know why zach was keeping his friendship with -- with dixie a secret from me , that 's all . ryan : well , you know what ? i just think you should ask zach , ok ? i do . i think you should ask him , and you really got to leave me out of it . [ scene_break ] babe : when you were about to plead guilty , i was so scared for you . 5-to-10 in prison with a real chance that you would n't even make it out alive and now , you 're still in danger . j.r. : i 'm fine . babe : no , you 're not , j.r. , and please stop pretending that you are . i love you , and i ca n't risk losing you again . [ scene_break ] zach : so the prince took the glass ice skate and put it on cinderella 's perfect foot , and she jumped off the bench and raced towards the blue line , towards the evil , evil giant from the eastern conference , and she buried one , top - shelf . and that 's how the magic cup went back to detroit , where it stayed happily ever after . hi . kendall : hi ! zach : i 'm telling a story . kendall : really ? zach : yeah . a fairy - tale story . kendall : yeah . no , you 're -- you 're very good at that , real good . zach : i 'm not . kendall : yeah , you are . you are . ryan : hey , little guy . how you doing ? kendall : hey , hot stuff . it 's your mama . ok , listen , i 'm going to leave you with your dad just for a little bit , and i 'm going to steal zach from you , ok ? but i 'll be back . ryan : and i 'm not going to tell any stories about magic cups , i promise . kendall : come on . zach : hi . kendall : hi . hmm . zach : oh . kendall : hmm . zach : that was nice . kendall : yeah ? i have been wanting to do that all day . zach : so you going to tell me what 's going on ? i know something 's bugging you , and i 've got a feeling it 's about me . kendall : what 's up with you and dixie ? [ scene_break ] dixie : david ? what is it ? what do you have on kate ? [ scene_break ] josh : dr. martin ? here 's the test results you wanted . jeff : oh . josh : trying to rule out malaria in your globetrotting patient ? jeff : i 'm impressed . josh : sorry i lost it earlier . jeff : josh , you do n't have to apologize . i already told you , i -- i completely understand . now , come here . [ jack glares at his wife 's ex - husband and son . ] [ scene_break ] greg : that was the last of my water . and the food you gave me is gone . you 've done everything to try to break me , but nothing 's worked . until you get me out of here , i wo n't give you any information on dixie 's child . and i 'll die . if i die , i will die a winner , because i 'll die knowing dixie will never have her daughter . [ scene_break ] david : i 've got a lead , dixie -- a good one -- and i think it 's going to take us straight to kate . [ behind them , a small clear tube protrudes from the flower bed over greg 's `` grave . `` ] [ next_on ] aidan ( to terry ) : what brings you here to pine valley ? terry ( to aidan ) : there 's a woman i 'm looking for who may be living here . i want you to help me find her . jeff ( to jack ) : you know , do n't you ? what do you intend to do about it ? kendall ( to zach ) : where were you when i woke up from my coma ? you were n't there . you were with dixie , were n't you ?
erica drops the bombshell upon jack that josh is her son and greg violated them both . jack is very disappointed that she 's kept that secret from her . ryan drops some heavy construction equipment at fusion and jr `` almost `` gets injured but it misses him . he then tells jr that life is full of surprises and he must know that in a moment 's notice , he could find himself lying in a hospital bed in a coma . babe asks ryan if he is threatening her husband . he says no . but he reveals to kendall that he wants to give jr many more sleepless nights . kendall reveals to ryan that she has doubts about whether she can trust zach . she goes to talk to dixie who assures her that she knows zach loves only kendall and she ( dixie ) and zach are just good friends . david reveals that he might know where greg is and is confident that he can help dixie find kate and win her over . but he knows that he will need josh 's help in order to find greg . del reveals to dixie that he might know where greg is and appears confident that everything will work itself out . greg remains buried in the ground and it 's still not revealed who put him there .
[ knock on door ] jamie : oh . babe : oh , thank god you 're here . i need you . jamie : your timing 's perfect . i got the -- babe : no , no , no , no -- tomorrow . jamie : what ? babe : no -- the ged -- it 's tomorrow , and i knew that and -- well , at least part of my brain knew that . but then the other part -- it was -- it was busy and it was memorizing preambles and -- what 's that thing you taught me ? the a - squared plus b - squared is c - squared . i do n't even know if that 's right . i deserve every blonde joke i 've ever heard right now . jamie : huh -- you 're going to do fine , ok ? babe : can you help me study some more ? i mean , if you have time . jamie : i have all the time you need . babe : my god . i am so sorry . here i am , i 'm -- i 'm rambling about the ged , and you 're -- you 're suddenly single and out on the streets . [ scene_break ] krystal : yeah . the roof 's tight , the leak is fixed , and you did a bang - up job on that patio out there . kyle : hey , premed , and a genius with a hammer . krystal : you got that right . now all we need is a big thumbs - up from the building inspector . man : what about the liquor license ? krystal : oh -- does everybody know about that ? how hard it 's been for me to make that happen ? men : yes . krystal : well , it is going to happen . or else we 're going to kiss that private party tonight goodbye . not to mention , opening it up for the public . can you put that right there ? thanks . oh , god , please -- please do n't let me fall on my face . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] adam : yes , here i am at this ridiculous location . are you pleased with your little prank ? can i have my son back now ? man : go inside , sit down , wait . you 'll be contacted with the information for the money transfer . adam : how do i know you 'll free my son ? man : you do n't . krystal : what the hell are you doing here ? adam : i 'm sitting -- in a chair . krystal : yeah ? front - row seat , so you can laugh yourself stupid ? adam : oh . krystal : or does this have something to do with the charmer that you were last night ? adam : yeah . krystal : all spooked out enough to make stuart worry . adam : uh - huh . krystal : which is it ? adam : the former , i assure you . i 'm here to laugh . [ scene_break ] j.r. : damn it ! amanda : you think they came by , open the door ? maybe left some coffee and doughnuts ? j.r. : those guys work for me . amanda : past tense , j.r. those jerks you hired to fake kidnap you -- they decided to do it for real . j.r. : we do n't know that . amanda : i do . and you seemed to know that last night . what happened ? comfy night sleep change your mind ? j.r. : look , i have $ 100 million riding on this deal . why do n't you back off , ok ? amanda : screw your money . our lives are riding on this . why do n't you use your secret phone and get us rescued , now ? j.r. : and blow the whole deal ? forget it . amanda : it is hard to spend 100 million when you 're a corpse . i 'll do it . j.r. : no , no , no . no , look -- amanda : no , i 'm going to call babe . j.r. : no , i 'm going to call jamie . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i should have come home . i should have come home when ethan died -- to help you with your grief . god -- listen to me . i am sucking up to your headstone , because i need you here with me . because i 'm selfish and self- centered and -- i need you , simone . i held him . i held spike . the baby i thought would be mine . and now -- i 'm so lonely . i 'm so , so lonely , and -- i have no one to talk to . kendall : that 's not true . [ scene_break ] ava : freakin ' birds . the water rocking , all the freakin ' people -- jeez . girl 's got to sleep , you all . oh , people just rocking on the water . oh , my -- [ ava screams ] ava : oh , oh ! oh , my god ! di : ava , what 's wrong ? ava : oh , my god , there 's a bug in my hair ! jonathan : what 's wrong ? what ? [ scene_break ] amanda : oh . j.r. : oh , yeah , yeah , go ahead . go ahead , call babe to the rescue . amanda : well , should have called somebody last night . j.r. : last night ? we were n't sure if we were in trouble last night . amanda : well , now do you get it ? how scared i was when there were big , scary men who did n't care if we lived or died ? who just wanted ransom money ? well , now it 's for real . j.r. : look , i was supposed to be out of here , today . i 'm supposed to be home with my son right now . now he 's going to think that i blew him off . i will not let my son think i abandoned him ! do you hear me ? amanda : you love him . you 're more upset about little a than you are about what your men did to you . j.r. : my men turned on me . bob and vince -- they did n't have two brain cells to rub together . they 've double - crossed me ? or was it wong ? he had it planned all along . son of a -- amanda : how do you know that they 're not on the other side of that door right now lying dead ? i mean , what if someone else caught wind of your plan , decided to screw over you and your guys ? j.r. : do you know something ? if you know something -- amanda : i 'm just saying , you 're not the center of the universe . j.r. : not the center of the universe ? i 've been betrayed , i 've been double- crossed , i 've been lied to . like hell this is n't about me ! [ scene_break ] adam : i have an appointment arranged by an associate who is amused by humorless irony . krystal : oh , yeah , right , right . this is exactly the kind of place your kind do business . sure . kyle : krystal ? krystal : hmm ? kyle : where do you want this ? krystal : i 'll show you , just a minute . do n't cause any trouble . adam : yeah . adam : name 's adam chandler , sr . do you have something you want to say to me ? be forewarned that whatever you do or say in the next few minutes , i intend to return the compliment -- right between your eyes . man : i was just -- adam : come on . come on , i 'm eager to hear it . i 've memorized your face , and i never intend to forget it . man : ms. carey ? krystal : what can i do for you ? man : on behalf of the county , you passed . krystal : oh -- i -- i just got a thumbs - up from the building inspector . what did you say to him ? adam : i did n't -- i thought -- i did n't say anything to him . krystal : you ornery sob . you treated him exactly the same way you treat everybody -- rude , nasty , and with a scowl . and for once , it paid off . [ scene_break ] kendall : i miss her , too . but , greenlee , this is really morbid . if you want to feel closer to simone , go to the office . greenlee : that 's what she said . kendall : what ? when ? greenlee : she -- she said i belonged back at fusion . kendall : oh , right . the stocks , of course . greenlee : yeah , and much more . read it . kendall : `` i know you want to be left alone , greenlee garbo . but tough . i miss you , and it 's been too long already . ethan is gone . i do n't know if you 've heard . he 's gone , and now i 'm doing the whole responsible adult thing and getting my affairs in order , because the cambias suits do n't know from free spirits . so when you read this , i 'll be dead , and you 'll still be gone . god -- `` simone and kendall : `` how bad does that stink ? almost as bad as knowing i probably died -- `` simone : without ever seeing your face again . i miss you . remember when it was just you and me ? bffs . yeah . we had some good times . me in a cat suit , you with oven mitts and a pair of tongs , snagging test tubes from the clinic . oh - yeah , i was your girl . always there for you . until you did n't need me as much , because you had kendall . which was fine . ok , i 'm lying . it was n't fine . but you know , i got used to it . because you and kendall had this kind of magic between you . and then it -- it all went kablooey . did i spell that right ? ryan got snipped , got dead . but not really . kendall got pregnant , used her own egg . you left town . bye - bye . yeah , great . we got babe in your place . learned to live with that . learned to live with no greenlee , and her snarky but humorous attacks , yes . i waited for you to come back , you know . whoops . no greenlee . and then ethan died . and he did n't come back . not like ryan . i swear to you , greenlee , if he came back , and he told me that it was all a big lie , a fake , and that i mourned him for no reason , i would take him back . i would love him . i would get back everything i lost , and i would never let him go . this is me not being subtle , greenlee . do you hear me ? get a grip . i miss you . they miss you . if you 're reading this letter , then it 's already too late for and me . but it 's not too late for you and kendall . and ryan . and your dad . and everyone else that you left behind . simone and kendall : `` come back home , greenlee . love is here , waiting for you . `` greenlee : she was wrong . there is nothing here for me . [ scene_break ] di : hey , it 's gone , it 's gone , it 's gone . ava : oh , god . di : it was just a cricket . ava : whatever it was , it was going to eat my brains out . what is wrong with this place ? di : it 's -- a park . why are you here ? ava : i just wanted to soak up some nature . jonathan : you slept here . di : why ? what happened ? ava : oh , you mean why did i get myself kicked out of the montgomery house ? di : did you ? ava : yeah . jon knows all about it i 'm surprised you did n't tell her already . i know you 're just dying to spill . come on , let 's just get to the juicy part . jonathan : she is here , because she 's trying to protect lily . [ scene_break ] babe : did you tell julia that you love her ? jamie : and that we could make it work , and that being with her felt right . all of it . but she had her reasons , and she was n't really wrong . for her , it was time . babe : well , i knew that she was going to california , but -- jamie : yeah , she moved that up a couple of weeks . which i am glad about . she should be with family right now . it 's good for her . babe : but she did n't make you move out , though , right ? because that does n't really sound like something julia would do . jamie : no , no , that was my idea . this is her place , and she should feel comfortable in her own home . and julia and i broke up , because we 're in different places . that 's the way she sees it . and she 's right . [ scene_break ] tad : baby delivery . i think we should try it again . what do you think , huh ? ok . i said `` baby delivery . `` krystal : ooh -- tad : damn it . krystal : ooh , itty . tad : angel delivery . yes ! krystal : oh , yes . hey , baby jenny . mama 's playing money pit . yeah , i missed you . i missed you so much . tad : yeah . krystal : yes , i did . tad : well , the feeling 's mutual , krystal . she 's been yakking for you all morning . krystal : aw . tad : it 's like `` mama , mama , mama mama , mama . `` it 's like living in a disney movie . [ krystal chuckles ] tad : and i finally figured if she wants mama so bad , mama can change her diaper . krystal : oh , pooh . tad : yeah , something like that . what do you think ? you up to the job ? krystal : well , i think so , yeah . i got you covered , sweetie . tad : just a flick of the old wrist . oh , adam . i did n't see you skulking there . huh ? yeah , judging from the pinched look on your face , i 'd say you 've had to deal with your own malodorous load lately . adam : pine valley 's poet laureate . your eloquence is piteous . tad : and your mother dresses you funny . but not you . is it true ? yes , your mama dresses you -- krystal : aw . tad : like the little queen bee that you are . krystal : that 's right . tad : the crazy cutie . krystal : you know , i could n't do it for babe . i dang sure am going to do it for jenny . tad : she wants some . krystal : yes ? tad : hey . hey , check you out ! krystal , you passed the building inspection . that 's amazing . krystal : mm - hmm . tad : wait a minute , that 's impossible . when did the guy get here , last night ? these things take hours . krystal : it just took a few minutes . tad : uh - huh . oh , i guess you wowed somebody , huh ? yeah . oh , somebody was working it . you were working it . [ scene_break ] ava : oh , so you think the only way i could protect my sister is by leaving her house and leaving her life ? jonathan : i -- di : he did n't say that . ava : yeah , i know . he 's just mad that i ratted myself out to jack before he could . that 's right , jon -- i took the credit , and here i am . di : you know what ? you could probably use some breakfast . jonathan : yeah , i 'll go get it . di : i got it . jonathan : thanks , di . di : mm - hmm . ava : yeah . whew . you and me . super . whoo . jonathan : now , you -- if jack had kicked you out of the house , he would have given you money for a hotel , but you 're sleeping here , which means that you left on your own . which means that you 're trying to protect lily . ava : wow , i do -- really need to do my mascara . could you leave ? would that be a problem ? jonathan : why 'd you do it ? did you not want lily to know that you were connected to a drug dealer ? is that it ? i saw the look on your face when you thought he had hurt her . ava , you could have ripped his heart out . ava : yeah , well , i get that urge a lot . jonathan : lily got to you . you would n't have left her unless you thought it was the best option . ava : yeah . oh , my god , you 're right . i 'm a total saint . where 's my halo at ? jonathan : all right . well , i gave you $ 500 and you 're sleeping here . what did you do with the money ? what did you spend it on ? is it the -- is it about the drugs ? ava : hey -- uh -- remember when you told me that if i talked , you would listen , you would n't judge me ? jonathan : i remember . ava : so , that offer still good ? i tell you where the money went , and you wo n't judge me ? [ scene_break ] tad : it 's just one never - ending cycle . jamie : hey . babe : looks like a party ! krystal : oh . hey . babe : hi ! krystal : well , not yet , but there will be tonight . tad : what do you mean , there will be tonight ? did my invitation get lost in the mail ? krystal : it 's a private party . jamie : um -- people , what -- what is he doing here ? krystal : ah . who knows ? jamie : anyone ? ok . babe : you just ca n't stay away from mama , can you ? adam : i 'm meeting someone . babe : hmm . so how 's j.r. ? adam : why do you ask ? babe : because he has n't been in touch with his son in a while . adam : i do n't give a damn what j.r. does . [ scene_break ] amanda : here . help me move these . j.r. : oh . all right . amanda : oh , that 's perfect . maybe i can fit through there . j.r. : no . you 're going to get stuck , and i 'm going to have to listen to you whine . amanda : i am still hungry , j.r. do not mess with me . come on , help me push . j.r. : all right , fine . amanda : hey ! touch me there again , i 'm going to kick you in the face . now , come on , push . j.r. : oh , no ! amanda : oh , no , oh , no ! oh ! j.r. : i think you -- it must be a main line . amanda : oh , my -- [ scene_break ] kendall : ryan offered for you to be a part of our family . and i let you hold my child , the one that you threatened to take away from me in court . and now , you 're telling me that there is no love for you here ? greenlee : kendall , i ca n't . i just -- i ca n't . kendall : fine . do n't . maxi berlin . greenlee : what ? i do n't -- what ? i do n't get what you 're -- kendall : yeah , you do . you 're lying . greenlee : no , i 'm sorry . i do n't know what you 're talking -- kendall : well , you should be . this is the part where you follow me . ok . let 's try this again , shall we ? ahem . maxi berlin . greenlee : maxi -- maxi -- pad , berlin wall ? what -- what do you want from me here ? i -- kendall : ok , i -- i want for you to go back and remember what it was like before . greenlee : before what ? what -- kendall : before when it was good , when it -- when it was us , you and me and -- and fusion and the magic . oh . ok , mia . mia and i , we were right here and -- and simone was right there , and maxi berlin was calling us , like , every five minutes , driving us crazy . why ? greenlee : lacey 's . oh , my gosh -- we needed lip color for lacey 's . kendall : yes ! yes . thank you , thank you . and you , being the pain in the butt that you were , you kept asking me if we were using grape juice or tomato sauce in the formula . greenlee : me ? you glued simone 's lips shut . kendall : yes , that 's very true . i did , but that was a group effort . greenlee : wow . so , this is where it all started . kendall : you know , fusion can be amazing or it can tank with fusion green . so , step up , greenlee . help me think of new formulas and -- and colors and scents . we can make something amazing . we can make magic . greenlee : stop . kendall : no , no , not until you listen . greenlee : kendall , i love fusion -- `` love . `` but it 's a company . we make something , we sell it for money . you ca n't tell me anything that you and i ever created was earth - shattering or amazing . kendall : we made spike . [ scene_break ] ava : you gave me that money , and i spent it on sheer happiness . i mean , can you feel the hotness ? whoo ! look at these . i mean , i bought them before i knew i was going to need a place to stay , but at least i 'm on the street stylin ' . jonathan : is this funny for you ? ava : come on , jon . for a guy who 's had his brain cut open , you still have a lot of issues . i mean , first you try to boot me out of town , and then you get all sympathetic with me , and then you try to kiss me out of pity . who are you being right now ? jonathan : i am being the guy who sees a bug on your shoulder . ava : oh , my god ! get him off ! jonathan : come here , come here , come here ! oh , it -- it was a leaf . my bad . ava : ooh -- jerk . jonathan : damn , you 're gullible . ava : yeah , just do n't tell anybody . jonathan : tell anybody what ? that the tough girl is n't actually that tough ? di : smiles -- good . good , good -- um -- because i think , ava , you should move into wildwind with us . [ scene_break ] [ music plays at `` the comeback `` ] krystal : jamie ? jamie : yeah . krystal : ok , tell me you heard something about the liquor license . jamie : i have . krystal : that sounds bad . that sounds bad , does n't it ? babe : hmm . krystal : how come i did n't know that when i bought this bar , i was n't going to be buying a liquor license ? tad : trick question ? maybe because i told you . i also told you you ca n't get a liquor license if you 've been convicted of a felony . krystal : which is why i asked jamie to help me . so what 'd you hear ? jamie : not so much what i heard . it 's more something i got in the mail . krystal : oh . i hate this , i hate this . tad : ah ! krystal : oh , my gosh ! oh , oh , oh ! tad : oh ! sweet ! krystal : oh , oh , oh , man ! whoo - hoo ! right -- babe : i could n't keep a straight face ! krystal : into franchise heaven . babe : oh ! krystal : all right ! hey , do you hear that , boys ? the comeback is officially -- tad : did you see that ? jamie : yeah . krystal : open for business ! ok , let 's wet our whistles , everybody . babe : i could n't keep a straight face , and i wanted to tell you , and i wanted to tell you and you had n't come back . krystal : just a taste , just a taste , everybody . babe : here we go . cheers , everyone . [ krystal laughs ] krystal : you 're good - looking now . woman : i know , i know . i 'm getting it back . krystal : oh , my gosh -- good to see you . well , i guess scaring the inspector should score you at least a taste . adam : well , you -- you got this license by fraud , you know ? i could turn you in as a felon . krystal : and i could turn you for impersonating a human being . adam : that 's the way i fill my days . singer : she 's not telling lies [ music stops ] adam : no one leaves this room until i find out who put this here . [ scene_break ] amanda : ok , no more free feels , dr . hands . j.r. : i 'm just trying to help . amanda : because you 're a jackass and you know this is all your fault ? j.r. : yes -- to all of that . [ scene_break ] kendall : it was like having a basketball strapped to my belly . no , actually , it was a wiggling , kicking , jumping basketball inside my belly . greenlee : was it like that night at spike 's birthday party when you felt this one kick ? kendall : no . no , there was nothing really incredible about it . it was n't my dream , was n't my child . i felt so guilty for not loving him yet . and -- and for feeling like he cost me you . so then you throw in ryan and zach finding out about the blackout , and then dr. madden telling me i should give him up to parents who would love him . greenlee : adoption ? kendall : yeah . greenlee : kendall , we do n't have to talk about this . kendall : no , greenlee , you asked me how i forgave zach for what he did . well , this is when it happened . zach got me away from dr. madden . and he was there when -- when i thought the baby stopped moving , i felt something horrible had happened . he was there when the baby started moving again , and when i realized that i loved that child more than my own life . so then , my accident happened . and it seemed like they really would have to choose between me or the child . and zach honored my wishes . he fought , he fought , and he made sure that that baby survived no matter what . greenlee : even if you died because of it ? kendall : that 's how much i loved spike . and now , i love him 10 times more now . and you must think i 'm lying after how much i did n't want kids . greenlee : uh - uh . i know you 're not lying . you love your son . [ scene_break ] di : yeah , i mean , there 's plenty of rooms , it 's a huge estate . you want everybody out of your face , you got it . if you want company , you got that , too . ava : wow , that sounds incredible . does n't it , jonathan ? jonathan : i get a vote now ? di : why , is there a problem ? jonathan : no , di . it 's no problem -- other than the obvious problems , no . [ scene_break ] jamie : come on , adam . adam : no , somebody put it there . jamie : take it easy . tad : what any of these people is guilty of is doing his job . why do n't you let them get back to it ? it 's ok , joe . babe : he 's got the crazies in his eyes , that 's for sure . tad : talk about adam chandler , crazy goes a lot deeper than that . jamie : you should know . krystal : i 'll tell you one thing -- if it gets you this riled up , that paper 's got to be about chandler enterprises , colby , stuart , or j.r . adam : how is this any of your business ? krystal : because you are in my bar breathing in my atmosphere . and you 're spinning out of control , adam . so if i can slow that rotation for colby 's sake , then i 'm going to give it my best shot . what is your problem ? adam : my problem will be solved . there is no alternative . [ scene_break ] tad : you know , i 'm a father , so i have to ask it . jamie : hmm . i hate this question already -- ahem . tad : you and julia -- jamie : yes , we broke up . tad : so you and babe ? jamie : are you seriously asking me this ? tad : i 'm a parent . it comes with a dinner . jamie : we 're hanging out . tad : ah . the ethereal hanging out -- so little time , so many meanings . you care to narrow it down just a little bit ? jamie : should i ask about you and krystal ? tad : ok , fine . you want to be that way , i can answer this question and not sound like a total doink . krystal and i share a child , ok ? other than that , the rest is -- history . jamie : just like babe and me -- history . babe : he 's been a big help . see , now it was math and language studies and big brother jamie was helping me with all of that , too . so i was thinking that i could say `` thank you `` and help him find a new place to live for everything that he 's done -- for helping me study for my ged and for getting the liquor license and for officially hiring back mama . what do you think ? jamie : big brother jamie does n't need a payoff , and big sister babe needs to be studying . babe : ahem -- ahem . why is it that towns tend to settle along regional fault lines ? i will give you that answer and many more on the way to your new place to live . jamie : you got it . babe : bye , baby . love you . this place looks great . krystal : oh , honey . study hard . babe : will do . i 've got the best tutor ever . jamie : do n't . tad : would n't dream of it . krystal : ok . all right . babe : bye . krystal : thanks , bye . see you . bye . thanks , jamie . tad : listen , do you mind if me and the midget posse head off into the sunset ? krystal : oh , the world is your oyster . plus it 'll give mama a chance to get this pub all cleaned up for the party tonight -- thanks . tad : and your daughter is very impressed with you -- see ? krystal : oh . tad : you see that face ? oh , wait -- that face is normally associated -- oh . krystal : what ? tad : gas . krystal : oh , no . tad : mm - hmm . krystal : gas joke , thanks . tad : say good - bye to you - know - who . love letter ? ah , never mind . do yourself a favor -- pull a finger . yeah , whatever . adam : my son 's coming home . [ scene_break ] di : sit down . it 's ok , be comfortable . hmm . ava : oh . ah ! well , it 's no burnt - out squat on the naughty side of town , but it 'll do . [ scene_break ] tad : who loves you , huh ? who loves you , hmm ? i could eat you up like a -- like a snack . come here -- somebody important i want you to meet . ok ? actually , `` meet 's `` probably a -- too strong a word , because she knows exactly who you are , and to date , you have no idea what i 'm saying . it 's probably going to carry on for a few decades . um -- anyway , look . you 're going to be hearing a lot about her , ok ? her name is dixie , and she wanted more than anything for you and me to be together . [ scene_break ] babe : and if you 'll just take a look to the left , the available apartment that is conveniently located -- jamie : no . no , no , no , no , no . babe : oh , come on . jamie : there 's no chance in hell , no . babe : you 'll have wonderful neighbors . jamie : yeah , thanks , but i think i 'm going to crash at the yacht club for a while because clean sheets and room service sounds pretty good when i 'm trudging through med school . babe : med school -- much more glamorous than the ged , which i still need to go study for , so i 'm going to say good - bye . jamie : and you 're ditching your study buddy . i see how it is . babe : oh -- well , this time tomorrow , study hall will be just a faded memory , hmm ? jamie : well , it was fun while it lasted . babe : quiz me . come on . jamie : ok . [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm sorry you do n't have your baby . greenlee : oh . my eyes already hurt from trying not to cry , so -- kendall : greenlee , it 's ok to cry in front of me . greenlee : you know , this place looks so much smaller without anyone or furniture . i do n't know how simone and mia and you and i all fit in there . kendall : well , for one , we were really small people , but , two -- [ greenlee laughs ] kendall : um , it really was n't about fitting . it was about magic . greenlee : kendall , you ca n't repeat history , and you ca n't make magic out of nothing . kendall : hmm . well , you 're right -- you ca n't make magic out of `` nothing . `` huh . but , you `` can `` make magic out of the magic pot . both : the magic pot ! kendall : the magic pot . greenlee : wow . [ scene_break ] adam : no , i -- i could n't id him . could you ? good , good . keep him in sight . yeah , do n't -- do n't lose him . he damn well better lead us home . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i knew the kidnapping was going to be risky , so i tried to take all the precautions that i could , but i guess it was n't enough . i 'm just -- i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry that i dragged you into this . amanda : stop . j.r. : i 'm trying to apologize . amanda : i know and i said stop , because if you keep going , i 'll have to admit that it was a semi - decent plan . heck , any plan to stick it to adam is fine by me . j.r. : even if the plan ends up with you hungry and wet and trapped in a cellar ? amanda : i 've said all i 'm saying -- you 're still a jerk . [ j.r. and amanda kiss ] [ next_on ] colby ( to sean ) : i am not going to let you plead guilty of possession or intent to -- [ sean kisses colby ] erica ( to tad about jack ) : he 's ignoring me . tad ( to erica ) : i know -- get up and make him notice , do something . erica : teach me to play pool , tad -- like this ? tad ( to erica ) : do n't have too much fun .
greenlee visits simone 's grave and is soon joined by kendall . they share some small talk about simone . greenlee lets kendall read the letter that she received from simone . the ghost of simone appears and reads what she wrote in the letter to them . kendall entices greenlee to follow her . they end up back at kendall 's old apartment . they begin to relive memories of the good times that they had together with simone . j.r. and amanda soon begin to suspect that the kidnappers turned on them and they are kidnapped for real . krystal is , busily , getting ready for the grand opening of her new bar . she is frantic that she has n't received her liquor license . adam is on the phone with the kidnapper outside the bar . the kidnapper tells him to go inside and to wait for further instructions . adam goes inside the bar and sits down on one of the stools at the bar . krystal demands to know what he is doing here . jamie looks through a brown envelope that he just received . babe visits him and finds out from him that he and julia have broken up . di and jonathan find ava yelling in the boathouse in the park . di immediately wants to know what she is doing here . ava is reluctant to tell them , but jonathan tells di that ava is doing it to protect lilly .
ryan : we 're celebrating . erica : we are ? what are we celebrating ? ryan : first day of your new life . erica : well , then bring on the mimosas . ryan : would you settle for orange juice , freshly squeezed , no pulp ? erica : ryan , i do n't plan to `` settle `` on anything ever again . ryan : and you do n't have to . we will do whatever you want , and we will go anywhere that you want because i promised , remember ? erica : i remember . anywhere but pine valley . anywhere . ryan : not even on the map until you 're ready . erica : well , ryan , that just might be never . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you 're pretty speedy for a desk jockey old enough to be my father . jack : thanks -- i think . greenlee : i saw you leave our building . i tried to catch up . you do this every morning ? jack : yeah , when i can . i find it takes the edge off . you should try it sometime . greenlee : oh , i 've done it -- way too much work . i 'd rather blow up and take out the people i love most . [ scene_break ] maggie : i think , i 'm pretty sure , i -- i love you . bianca : wow . maggie : you know , i 've been holding on to this for a long time now , and -- and now it 's out . and i thought i would know how to deal with it . i do n't . that 's why i need you . i need you to help me understand this . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you know , i sailed the world to try to change my life . [ baby coos ] j.r. : yeah . but it turns out , all i ever needed was you . every time you look at me , you put your fingers around mine , you blow those little bubbles , i just -- i just fall all over again . babe : i know i did the right thing . [ scene_break ] krystal : you think i stole a baby ? david : i know it . krystal : are you swilling one of your famous drugs , doc ? because you -- you are hallucinating . david : go ahead , play innocent . deny it all you want . it 's not going to save you . you 're a cold , heartless snake who stole a young mother 's baby . krystal : i would never hurt bianca . david : you might as well ripped it right out of her arms . krystal : i did n't ! david : all this time , the truth was right here in this very house , up there in babe 's arms . well , your charade is over . [ scene_break ] j.r. : what `` right thing `` ? babe : marrying you and having a baby . every time i see you and bess together , i just know that it was meant to be -- despite everything . i mean , it was n't exactly easy getting here . j.r. : there 's no place i 'd rather be . babe : then what do you say we practice making another peanut ? j.r. : see , that 's just it -- you 're bursting with energy , and i 'm chained to my work . i wish i could give you all the attention that you deserve , but it 's not fair to you . you do n't need to be cooped up on diaper duty for 24/7 . babe : but i love diaper duty . do n't i ? but there is something that i 'd like to do . j.r. : name it . anything . babe : i want to learn how to bake . j.r. : why ? lucretia can make anything for you . babe : i know , but it 's not the same . is it , pretty ? i just want bess and i to make cookies together . and we 'll make cupcakes with gobs of pink frosting . and then when she 's old enough , i can teach her . and then when she 's all grown up , she 'll have all those happy memories . j.r. : that 's great , babe . but you need to do something for yourself . babe : you 're so sweet . you 're so good to me . but i already have everything that i 've ever wanted . you know that , do n't you ? and now , i 'm going to be the best mom and the best wife that i can possibly be . [ scene_break ] david : i have definitive proof that that baby is miranda montgomery . i took my own samples to a reputable lab -- one that you had no access to . 0 % margin for error . krystal : take your bogus test results and get out of here . david : you know damn well they 're genuine . and it scares the hell out of you . all those palpitations , anxiety attacks -- that 's your conscience biting . krystal : what do i have to be afraid of ? dr. joe 's dna test proved that bess belongs to babe , so if it 's good enough for him , then it 's good enough for me and the whole rest of the world . david : yeah , the only thing wrong with dr. joe 's test is that you got there before anybody else . krystal : what could i do ? what do i know about dna ? david : oh , please , i already told you -- it does n't take a med school degree to switch a few labels around . krystal : bess belongs to babe and j.r. , so you just accept that and go home ! david : look at you . oh , man . are you not hearing me ? i have 100 % proof and you 're going to stick to your pathetic story ? krystal : you love bianca and you could n't save her baby -- nobody could -- so you want to steal a baby . you want to take one for babe . you want to put that baby in bianca 's arms and make her all right again . well , i hurt for bianca , too , but i will not let you do that . david : all right . a compromise , then -- we 'll do another test , right out there in the open for everybody to see . what do you think it 's going to tell us ? come on . let 's do it . you took bianca 's baby from her all this time . what do you think is going to happen when the truth finally comes out ? do you have any idea how much bianca 's friends and family love her ? do you have any idea the lengths that they would go to to protect her , to see justice done ? i 'm giving you a fair warning , krystal -- start running now because when this town finds out what you did to bianca , they 're going to unleash the hounds of hell after you and they 're not going to stop until you and your daughter pay for what you did to bianca . [ scene_break ] maggie : i 'm so sorry . i never meant to spring the l word on you like that . bianca : no , i -- i 'm glad you said it . maggie : really ? bianca : of course . but you know that i still love lena , do n't you ? maggie : yeah , i know that . i -- i was n't asking you , you know , anything . i -- i just told you because i 'm -- i 'm just very -- bianca : confused . and -- you hope that i have answers . maggie : yes . no , no . i -- it just came out . did i just come out ? you see , i -- i do n't know . can you help me make sense of this , because i do n't understand why i 'm feeling this . maybe i just should n't have said anything . bianca : oh , no , do n't -- do n't say that . have n't we always told each other everything ? maggie : then please tell me why -- what the hell 's happening ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm sorry about last night -- you going through hell , and i made it worse . jack : no , you just spoke your mind . greenlee : well , it 's not like i 'm in a great place , you know ? i hate the not knowing . you have n't heard from erica , i have n't heard from ryan , god knows what is going on , and all i can do is take shots at someone who does n't deserve it . jack : a lot of what you said last night , greenlee -- greenlee : was wrong and i should 've -- jack : would you just stop and let me finish ? greenlee : well -- jack : stop -- shush . a lot of what you said last night happens to be true . erica does , as you say , infuriate the hell out of me . and i ca n't help her the way i want to , i ca n't love her the way i want to . i reach out to her , she runs away . i pull back , she runs even farther . greenlee : she knows you love her . jack : yeah , well , obviously , that 's not enough . and it 's just killing me . [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm here to help . remember ? you do n't want to go home to pine valley , then i 'm not going to make you . in fact , i wo n't make you do anything you do n't want to do -- except eat . erica : thank you . thank you , ryan , for treating me like a normal person and not like i 'm on the lam or hiding out or losing my mind . ryan : well , i 've been there , remember ? i packed it in and hit the road for almost a year trying to outbike my life , but motorcycles do n't go that fast . nothing does . erica : you really could n't forget kendall . ryan : you can still be haunted even if the person is n't dead . and ghosts do n't give up that easy . i mean , every bad mile of road , kendall would be whispering into my ear and popping up into my dreams . it was like -- well , i thought that taking off was the only way of taking my life back , but , really , i had no life . i mean , i was on the run from something that i could n't escape until i came home and i faced it . erica : we 're still talking about you and kendall , right ? ryan : absolutely . but i figured it out -- the worst thing you can do is run . erica : but is n't that exactly what you did when you married greenlee ? ryan : i married greenlee for a lot of reasons . making my life a kendall - free zone was just one of them . erica : you can spin this any way you like . but i came to vegas and you went to greenlee . what 's the difference ? ryan : i faced kendall . i looked her in the eye and i told her it was over and i told her why . i called her on her games and her lies and i told her to deal with her issues and to leave me out of her dramas and her life . erica : well , believe me , i tried to tell them , too . but they -- they would n't listen . they -- they do n't hear me . ryan : but you -- you pulled a disappearing act , erica . i mean , you 've left everybody that you love in limbo . erica : ryan , i told you that i called jackson and he hung up on me . and anyway , i do n't owe them anything . i mean , they 've done nothing but lie to me . they wanted me out of their lives even before i left pine valley , and now all i ask is that they leave me alone and they ca n't even do that . they leave me dozens of messages , they have sent spies after me . they even sicced aidan devane on me . ryan : because they 're worried ! erica : they 're not worried -- they 're guilty . they feel guilty because everything they 've ever said to me or done just makes it clear that they -- they just do n't want to be with me . ryan : well , if that 's how you 're connecting the dots , then you do n't want me in your life , either . [ scene_break ] greenlee : erica 's got you on the mat and what do i do ? i kick you when you 're down . what the hell was i thinking ? jack : well , i 'm hoping you were just concerned . greenlee : no , i was an idiot . i went off on you because you 're standing by the woman you love until she wises up , and i 'm doing the exact same thing with ryan . jack : i think maybe you cranked it up a notch . i mean , you married the guy knowing he does n't love you . greenlee : you do n't know the half of it . [ scene_break ] bianca : you want to know are you gay ? are you straight ? bored , having a bisexual moment ? i 've been there . i asked a lot of questions and it took me a really long time before i figured out the answers . maggie : but i thought that i did know the answer . we 've been here before , remember ? bianca : it 's kind of hard to forget . maggie : i mean , i -- i swore to you that i was n't gay . i told you that i loved you , but not like that . and now , here i am telling you that i do love you like that -- i think . i do n't know . can you please tell me again how -- how did you know that you were gay ? bianca : well , it was n't like somebody flipped a switch . i think i always knew somewhere deep inside . i just did n't want to admit it and deal with it . i mean , come on -- how could erica kane � s daughter be a lesbian , right ? but then , finally i -- i did admit it to myself , who i was , and i accepted it . maggie : i just -- i wish i knew what that meant . accepting what ? admitting what ? am i gay or is it just you ? am i a straight girl who has a crush on a gay friend or am i gay and sleeping with guys to prove that i 'm not ? i have to know , bianca . bianca : maggie , it 's -- it 's not a timed event . there 's no rush to figure it out . maggie : well , i 'm going to combust if i do n't . i am attracted to guys , i am , but -- but i 'm also very attracted to you . i know that i love you . it feels really good to say that . bianca : well , good . keep saying it because i love you , too . [ scene_break ] erica : of course i want you in my life , ryan . i called you , did n't i ? ryan : yes , but after how many weeks of hiding out ? erica : i was n't ready . ryan : erica , why do you always have to do things the hard way ? i mean , you spent all this time running away from your father 's ghost . erica : and starring in a hit show . ryan : as soon as you heard that your father was dying , all you had to do was call me , and i would 've been right there by your side in a second . erica : ryan , you had already so much going on in your life . ryan : and i would 've dropped it all to fly you to las vegas and stand next to you over that bastard 's grave . i would 've cursed him right along with you , and i would 've mourned everything that he stole from you , and i am not the only one . jackson and bianca and kendall -- they would 've been right there , shoulder to shoulder . erica : i 'm tired . i 'm really tired , ryan . i just -- i 've fought enough battles , and i just do n't want to take on another one . ryan : is it really another battle , erica , or is it the same one that you 've been fighting your whole life ? your father , his rejection , the abandonment , the rape . i mean , no wonder you 're tired , erica . you -- you can run as fast or as far as you can and he 's still there dogging you every step of the way until you ca n't take another step , and what happens then ? erica ? until you stop and face him down , he will always be there . but you do n't have to face him alone . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan and i are a merger made in heaven till a corporate fraud trial do us part . jack : do you really have a six - month renewal option ? greenlee : i know it sounds crazy -- jack : it is crazy . greenlee : but i love him , and i really think that he 's starting to feel it back . at least he was until kendall glommed on to him in vegas . jack : greenlee , i do n't want to see you get hurt . greenlee : well , right back at you . but what are we going to do ? jack : we 're a hell of a pair , are n't we ? greenlee : hopeless . jack : yeah . well , maybe i should just admit it -- just admit i 'm addicted to erica , the way she 's got it for booze , the way ryan 's hooked on kendall . greenlee : there 's no 12-step program for love . jack : hmm . greenlee : is there ? so i guess we just hold on to our hearts and pray that erica and ryan beat their addictions before their addictions beat us . sucks to be us right now , does n't it ? [ scene_break ] babe : i just want bess to have the best life . i never want her to know what it feels like to wake up in the middle of the night and be scared and nobody 's there for you . so if she ever has a bad dream , i 'm going to be right there to chase it away . j.r. : listen , i know you want what 's best for bess . but that does n't mean you ca n't have a life . babe : she is my life and so are you . i want to wake her up with kisses every morning -- hmm -- and tuck her in bed in a house that smells like cookies . and from now on , i am going to stick as tight as a tick to you and our baby . j.r. : that 's great , babe . that 's just great . [ scene_break ] krystal : do n't you dare blame babe . david : are you kidding me ? she 's up there right now playing mama to her best friend 's baby ! krystal : she does n't know the truth . david : well , it 's nice to hear you finally admit it . a case of too little , too late . krystal : babe is innocent . i 'm not . david : yeah , of course she is . and you came up with this brainstorm to steal bianca 's baby all by yourself , right ? krystal : i did n't steal any baby . paul cramer did ! he 's the one who lied . he told us that miranda died and that bess survived . i do n't know why he did it , but we believed it for so long that when i finally found out the truth , i -- david : you buried it . you buried it , which is just as bad . krystal : according to you . but i bet you erica kane would disagree . david : erica 's issues have nothing to do with this ! you let a young mother believe that her baby was dead ! you watched her grieve , you saw her tears ! and all along , you knew that her baby is alive . krystal : i hate what i did , david . and i know i am probably on a fast track to hell , but maybe , just maybe , that baby has a better life because of it . david : do n't -- do n't -- do n't you dare try to rationalize what you 've done . krystal : that baby -- that baby has a name she can be proud of . she is a chandler , not a cambias . she has a father who adores her , and he loves her mama . she 's not the baby of some rapist monster who you even wanted to see dead because he 's so damn evil ! david : and what about bianca , huh ? she loved that baby . she loved miranda before she even felt her first kick . all her world was wrapped around that child and the plans she had for that baby , and you shattered that ! i mean , who the hell made you god to decide who gets that baby ? krystal : i know , i know bianca loved miranda , but think about the kind of life that baby would lead . i mean , this town ca n't even bring itself to accept me and babe . what is it going to do ? how 's it going to treat that baby once the truth comes out ? i have reasons for doing what i did . i know i may have been wrong , but my reasons were not all selfish . i 'm begging you , please , please just think about those lives , think about the lives you 're going to affect in there . david : nice try , krystal . there 's nothing left to think about . krystal : david , david , do n't ! you ca n't do this ! [ scene_break ] erica : i 'm not giving up . i 'm not backing down . i 'm just making different choices . ryan : you 're running for your life , erica , you are , and it 's only going to cause you grief . please , come home with me . erica : no . no , ryan . ryan : just -- just give it a shot , and if it 's a bust , i will put you on my jet and you can fly to whatever new life that you want to , but at least -- at least just make the effort . give them another chance . they 're like held hostage without you . they 're desperate to make things work with you , at least try to . erica : oh , ryan , i think you 're wrong . ryan : no , i 'm not wrong , erica . i mean , maybe you can live like this , zapping the past into oblivion and , like , full speed ahead , but they ca n't , so if you 're not going to do it for yourself , then do it for them . erica : i ca n't , ryan . i ca n't face them . i mean , the look in their eyes , the hurt , the accusations , the questions . i mean , how could i ever possibly explain ? ryan : you do n't have to do a song and dance , erica . just -- just be there for them . erica : do n't you understand ? bianca 's been to hell , and i was n't there for her . how can i ever face her again ? [ scene_break ] bianca : i 'll always love you , maggie . but i -- i 'm committed to lena . i 'm in love with her no matter how far away she is . maggie : i know . i understand . i -- i just had to get it out . bianca : i 'm glad you did . maggie : so am i. i think . well , at least you 're still here . i mean , you 're not running away or anything . bianca : you 've put me back together more times than i can count . you 're the reason that i 'm still here . we mourned frankie together . when i was raped , you were the only person that i could tell in the whole world . when i found out i was pregnant , you were with me through the whole thing . and you have been by my side from the day i lost miranda . maggie : yeah . you 're not alone . we all love you so much . we would do anything for you . bianca : a lot of people care . but you saved my life . [ scene_break ] david : back off , krystal . krystal : no , david . no , no . david : it has to be done . krystal : does it ? does it ? please wait . david : putting it off is n't going to make it any easier . krystal : david -- david , you know what it 's like to be told that your baby is dead . david : yeah , i do . i live with it every single day . so does bianca , and that 's going to end right now . krystal : no , what if -- what if your baby did n't die , and you 'd watch her grow up from daddy 's little princess into a beautiful young woman ? and the day comes when she 's expecting a baby of her own and you 're watching her count down the days until that child is born . you see her as that baby becomes the center of her universe . could you do it ? could you take her by the hand and tell her that her baby is dead ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : i need to take this to the next level . adam : what 's happened ? do n't tell me that dimwit is onto us . j.r. : no , no , nothing like that . it 's just all the sudden she 's all -- she 's all about being a mom and the apple pie thing . adam : oh , go on . it 's a phase . tomorrow she 'll want a new hairdo and a belly ring . j.r. : hmm , i do n't think so . i was so sure one night out with her buddies -- and she dropped bess off with the nanny and she 'd be back on the party circuit , but right now she 's crusading to be mother of the year . adam : we may have a problem . j.r. : yeah , and i want it to disappear as quickly as possible . adam : how far are you willing to go ? j.r. : what do you mean ? adam : well , i mean , there are ways to handle the situation , but the question is , do you have the stomach to do what has to be done ? j.r. : do you want me to gaslight babe the way you did to my mother ? adam : oh -- j.r. : you want me to throw her in a loony bin ? is that it ? [ scene_break ] david : there 's nothing about this that 's easy . someone has to suffer . but i 'll be damned if it 's going to stay bianca . krystal : i know you love her . david : i 'm sorry for what this is going to do to babe , but she 'll survive . krystal : there 's something else . david : what ? what ? what , another trick from your bag ? krystal : i do n't have any tricks , david . i got nothing except -- oh -- i -- i do n't even know how to say it . i -- david : oh , come on , krystal . when you want something , it 's obvious that you plan every single word . krystal : no , no , not this time . god help me , i am winging it . david -- david , look at me . are you set on doing this ? well , then i guess my hands are tied . but before you walk in there , before you march up those stairs , you have a right to know who it is you 're taking that baby away from . [ scene_break ] adam : j.r. , i know this hits a nerve , but i ca n't deny what i did to your mother . j.r. : you know , she did n't deserve it . adam : no , of course not . i knew that -- i know that now . i will always regret it . but at the time , i did n't think i had a choice . j.r. : sure . you were forced to slip her mickeys , mess with her head till you broke her , right ? adam : i did it for you . j.r. : oh , no -- you know , do n't do that . do n't even go -- adam : i know -- i know how much you loved your mother and how difficult this is for you to hear , but at the time , i did n't think that she was fit to raise my child . just as you do n't think babe is fit to raise yours . j.r. : no , do n't -- do n't compare babe to my mother . adam : i 'm only saying that they were not equipped -- they were not equipped to handle -- j.r. : my mother was innocent ! adam : i know that ! i 'm not saying that your mother and babe are the same sort of people . j.r. : no , no , no . you ever mention babe and my mother 's name in the same breath , i swear to god i will knock the hell out of you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : playing it cool while my husband 's in vegas with kendall makes me want to punch something , or someone , a lot . jack : yeah , sure it does , because you want to fight for what 's yours . greenlee : being nice is totally overrated and completely against my nature . [ jack laughs ] jack : well , i kind of like your nature just the way it is . greenlee : good . because i do n't look good in halos . do me a favor . jack : yeah , i 'll spot you at least 10 points . greenlee : i 've got a set time limit on my relationship with ryan , in writing . jack : yeah , that would be that six - month renewal option . greenlee : exactly . the buzzer sounds , i 'm out of the game . promise me you 'll do the same with erica . jack : deal . the clock is officially running . greenlee : good . jack : do n't move . i ca n't stand to watch that again . let me help you out a bit . come over here . i want you to aim , focus . one fluid motion , please . [ greenlee screams ] jack : nice ! [ scene_break ] erica : bianca does n't want me , ryan . she told me i 'm not her mother anymore . ryan : bianca still loves you . she wants to be a family again . erica : i doubt that . look , can we just forget these homecoming plans ? what ? what is it , ryan ? ryan : something happened after you left pine valley . erica : what ? tell me . ryan : when -- when bianca was in the hospital , she somehow got it in her head that babe chandler 's child was miranda , and she took bess from the hospital nursery . erica : oh , my god . oh , i had no idea . is she all right ? i mean , is the baby -- what happened ? ryan : bianca 's fine . the baby is fine . erica : oh , thank god . ryan : everything was kept pretty quiet . no charges were pressed , and everybody 's back where they belong . but , at first , when bianca thought she was bringing miranda home , do you know where she went ? do you know who she wanted to share the news with ? you , erica . when we found bianca , she was at your penthouse , waiting for you to come home so she could show you her child . erica : oh -- and i was n't there for her . ryan : well , you can be there for her now . you may want to let go of your family and the people that love you , but they are holding on to you with everything that they have . erica : no , they 're holding on to each other . they 'll be fine . ryan : you mean like you , erica ? you 've created a fantasy world , erica -- bright lights and lots of flash , but that 's all it will ever be -- a fantasy . if you come home with me , you still have a shot at the real thing . [ scene_break ] maggie : it 's not like i was going to throw you into a lip lock again . how can i act on feelings that i do n't even understand ? bianca : well , you took the first step . you put them out there . maggie : yeah , then why do i feel like such an idiot ? bianca : oh , maggie , give yourself a break , please ? i 'm not going to give you the lesbian pop quiz -- yet . i 'm kidding . but i promise you , you will figure this out . maggie : i feel like i 've been thrown into the deep end , and i do n't know how to swim . bianca : there 's a lifeguard on duty . maggie : thanks . bianca : oh . come here , please . [ bianca gives maggie a hug ] [ scene_break ] erica : i 'm scared , ryan . ryan : sure you are , erica , but bianca and jackson and kendall , they 're just as scared as you , maybe more . erica : i do n't know if i 'm tough enough to take this on . ryan : well , you got me . what else could go wrong ? erica : my father . my father will follow me , and he 'll be strong , just the way he was at the hospital . ryan : well , we 'll take him on together , all of us . somehow , he might be stronger than you , erica , which i doubt , but there is no way he is stronger than everybody that loves you , erica , and if we all take him on together , i mean , he does n't stand a chance . we can do this . we can make it right . we can send this ghost away for good , erica . what do you say ? erica : take me home . [ scene_break ] babe : i made the right decision . as hard as it was , it was for the best . i promise i will be the best mom you could ever want , bess . forever and always . [ scene_break ] adam : you 're absolutely right . i never should have gone to those extremes with your mother . dixie was an angel compared to this little guttersnipe you brought home . j.r. : yeah , well , babe has twisted my gut too many times . i want her gone . adam : i could n't agree more . so all we have to decide is how to play it , whether we just let it go on , let babe slip up on her own , or do we get down to business and give her a little shove . [ scene_break ] krystal : david , just -- just give me a minute , hear me out , and then you can do whatever it is you need to do . david : what are you doing ? krystal : you do n't remember , do you ? david : what the hell are you talking about ? krystal : the party -- 20 years ago ? you were wasted . david : yeah , i already told you that . krystal : i know , i know . we all were . i did n't even recognize you until i saw you tossing them back with ron at bj 's , and then it hit me . dave hayward . yeah , maybe a kinder , gentler david hayward , but no doubt about it , the same guy . david : all right , look -- this trip down memory lane has been fascinating , really , but no good . krystal : wait , wait , wait a minute . you go in there , and the heart that you 're going to be ripping out is your daughter 's . ron fitzgerald is n't babe 's daddy . you are . [ next_on ] maggie : i told bianca i think i might love her . how do i take it back ? david : i still have a sample of babe 's dna . in less than 24 hours i can prove that you 're lying . greenlee : do n't think you can keep jerking ryan around , because if you think i 'm going to let you hurt him again , you 're going to know a whole new kind of pain .
david reveals to krystal that he knows unequivocally that the baby whom everybody believes is bess chandler , is really miranda montgomery . but she reveals to him that she knows unequivocally that ron fitzgerald is not babe 's real father , he is , even though he has no recollections of the one time he slept with krystal many years ago .
di : looks like we have another duck lover in the family . j.r. : i thought he was going to tackle that big mallard . di : oh , you used to do that , try and lure the ducks with the crackers and then try and grab them , till one day a goose chased you halfway around the pond . j.r. : i think i remember that . di : yeah ? j.r. : my sailor hat . di : yeah , she took it right back with her into that pond . j.r. : yeah . stick with ducks , son . they do n't fight back . babe : dixie . j.r. : what do you want ? babe : it 's time i officially met my son 's grandmom . [ scene_break ] maria : hi . tad : hey . maddie : no way , you ca n't do this , sam ! tad : wow , that does n't sound very good . maria : yeah , welcome to teen hell . brooke : oh , i remember that well . sam : maddie , back all the way across the country ! anita : oh , come on . sam : that is mine . maddie : all packed up for sunny california ? sam : i 'm not going ! get that through your head ! maddie : tell him , aunt anita ! tell him he 's stuck ! sam : you 're stuck , i 'm not ! tad : knock it off , sam . sam : i 'm not going , and to hell with anyone who thinks i am ! tad : knock it off . that kind of behavior 's going to stop right now . [ scene_break ] jack : mimi , for pete 's sake , how are you ? i did n't know you were in town . mimi : jack , it 's good to see you . jack : good to see you . come on in here . mimi : i came to get dani . reggie , where 's my daughter ? reggie : i do n't know . where is your daughter ? mimi : derek and i stayed up all night . dani never came home . where is she ? lily : well , she spent the night in reggie 's room . [ scene_break ] erica : whoever you are , you are not my supervising producer . josh : do n't just stand there . sing my praises . erica : you know this person ? kendall : yes , but not very well . josh : how well do you two know each other ? kendall : she 's my mother . erica : where did you meet ? josh : do you want to tell your mother the funny story or should i ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : do you think it was easy for kendall , simone , and me to steal these specimens ? we got caught by the boss ' son , so there 's no turning back now . david : ryan is -- greenlee : is the father of one of these vials . check and double - check . find his dna , then with your help , ryan and i will we make a baby . so save your objections and your faux moralizing . just do it . greenlee : thank you , david . you wo n't regret this . [ scene_break ] ryan : here , take it back . woman : hold on to it . ryan : no . i 'm done . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you 're saving ryan 's life . maybe we 'll name the baby david -- unless it 's a girl . davida ? so you can do the dna test here without sending it out to some lab ? what 's in that bottle ? david : it 's acid . i 'm going to destroy what 's in these vials . greenlee : david , no , you ca n't ! david : greenlee , back off ! greenlee : no ! no ! david : greenlee , listen to me ! greenlee : david ! david : this is hydrochloric acid ! greenlee : david , after what i went through , you ca n't do this . i need this ! ryan needs this ! david : if this spills on you , it could scar you for life ! greenlee : give me -- give me the vials . i 'll take them to someone else . david : i am not going to do that ! greenlee : i thought you understood . this will save my husband . without this , ryan is lost ! david : ryan is too far gone already . i saw that firsthand ! greenlee : what did you say to him ? david : i went to see you . ryan was alone . he 'd been in a fight . greenlee : a fight ? david : yes . greenlee : with who ? david : i do n't know . believe me , i asked , and ryan lied . but then he went crazy , greenlee -- violent crazy . greenlee : well , you must have said something to set him off . david : i do n't know if he was on drugs or what , but -- greenlee : drugs ? ryan would n't do drugs . david : but he is definitely into something shady . greenlee : that 's insane . not ryan . david : when i pushed him for some answers , he came at me . he grabbed me by my throat , and he nearly crushed my windpipe . i could n't breathe , and he knew it ! the look in his face when i finally passed out ? he wanted me dead . [ scene_break ] woman : got a little rough last night . ryan : that 's not why i 'm returning the key . woman : lots of guys think they can quit , but they come back . ryan : i am not a lot of guys . woman : when you ca n't go without it anymore , you call . ryan : you 'll never see me again . woman : never say never . [ scene_break ] erica : you ca n't remember the story , or you do n't want to tell me ? josh : we met at a bank . your daughter was making a withdrawal . erica : why would you recommend him ? kendall : i 'll let him speak for himself . erica : résumé ? after i look it over , i 'll have a better idea -- josh : well , long cv [ curriculum vitae ] short -- stanford undergrad , early graduation , harvard medical school , third in my class . internship -- memorial , new york city . most important lesson learned -- years of sleeplessness and poverty to face a life controlled by hmos , insurance companies , and lawsuits ? not for me . erica : so now you 're here , but i do n't need a doctor . josh : from medicine , i took a brief detour into investment banking , massaging numbers , and nervous billionaires . there was money to be made , tons of it , but the price was too high -- self - imprisonment . so i donated my gecko suits to herb , a homeless guy on suffolk street . they work better on him . erica : have you any experience in television ? josh : watched it all my life . even as a child , i was critical . erica : i see . no experience , no job . thank you . good - bye . kendall : and thank you for not revealing that nine - month investment from the bank was for greenlee 's oven . i owe you . josh : all right . let 's talk payback . [ scene_break ] mimi : you did n't even call to let us know where you were . jack : i certainly was n't consulted . reggie : because you would 've said no . danielle : you would 've yanked us home . lily : dad , why do n't you just ask -- jack : you 're absolutely right about that . reggie : we did n't do anything wrong ! danielle : some of us know how to control ourselves . mimi : is that a crack against me ? danielle : what do you think ? lily : is this an interrogation ? reggie : yes , it is . lily : dad , why do n't you just ask them the question that you want to ? did you have sex ? reggie : no , we did not ! danielle : no , absolutely not . lily : then there 's your answer , dad . jack : thank you , lily . mimi : well , sex or not , you hid her out . lily : they did n't like it when i hid out sam , either . jack : ok , listen , hold it . let 's just stop , and let 's try to discuss this calmly , shall we ? danielle : good luck . jack : have a seat , come on . mimi : so , jack , it 's been a long time . what have you been up to ? jack : well , mimi , you know , the usual things -- getting engaged to erica , planning a wedding , and actually going through with it this time . mimi : congratulations . jack : thank you . what 's new with you ? mimi : everything . got a promotion . jack : captain now , right ? mimi : yeah . jack : i 'm very impressed . mimi : and i 'm with a really good man . jack : good . mimi : we have a good , solid relationship . all that 's missing is dani . danielle : ugh , so claim me like an umbrella in the lost - and - found , why do n't you ? mimi : i can give you a good life , dani . danielle : i have one , thanks . you go ahead , have fun . mimi : i blame this on myself , you know , jack . danielle : well , we 're on the same page there . mimi : you know , dani , if i somehow shortchanged you , because i took on too much , i 'm sorry . but all i was thinking of is you . my life is different now , in the department and at home . danielle : thanks to -- what 's his -- mimi : garret . garret williams . he wants to get to know you . so do i . please , let 's just make peace , so we do n't move so far away from this place that we ca n't get back . danielle : you lost it when you dumped my stuff at dad 's . you 'll never get it back . [ scene_break ] sam : you bring in the big guns , mom ? you going to tie me up and put me in the car ? tad : it 's not a bad idea . if you do n't apologize to your sister , the trunk awaits . sam : i 'm sorry you 're upset . i 'm sorry i lost it . maddie : you 're not forgiven . maria : honey , he 's not trying to hurt you . maddie : he wants to leave me to stay here . sam : but you 're here to tell me to forget it , right ? tad : no . i 'm here to tell you that the martins had a family meeting , and we decided that you could stay with us . sam : you 're not kidding ? maddie : no way . brooke : it 's just for the summer , and then we 'll see . sam : ok . that 's a start . so i 'll crash at your place ? tad : well , we thought it would be best if you split your time between my house and brooke 's and -- joe : and ours , ruth 's and mine . sam : i can live with that . tad : at least we 'll have a chance to get to know each other . maddie : you do n't want to be my brother ? i do n't care . anita : maddie , that 's not what this means . sam : maddie , come on . i 'm always going to be your brother , i swear , but i got to do this . just try to understand , ok ? maria : honey , it 's going to be ok . it is . it 's going to be ok . sam : thanks for setting this up , brooke . brooke : thank your mom . tad : it was your mother who asked if you could live with us . sam : you really did that ? maria : i figured if i ca n't help you , then maybe they can . tad : we 'll give it a shot if you will . [ scene_break ] di : he was having so much fun . j.r. : babe gets scheduled visits , and this is not one of them . winifred : i 'll get him right back home . j.r. : tell him not to pick on any ducks on the way . babe : bye , baby . so it 's true ? you 're really dixie ? j.r. : you do n't have to answer that . di : yes , i 'm dixie . babe : it 's a big shocker . j.r. : and it 's got nothing to do with you . di : j.r. , she 's your son 's mama . j.r. : do n't you interrogate her . di : i 'm fine with this . j.r. : you should n't be . di : whether you like it or not , babe and i are connected . we 're going to stay that way , for little adam 's sake . j.r. : do n't fall for her poor , pathetic routine . she just wants you to feel sorry for her . babe : that 's hot coming from the king manipulator . j.r. : you know , i 'd give jamie the wallingford cash if you 'd stay , like , a few thousand miles away . babe : well , my son is not for sale . j.r. : yeah , right . babe : you know , everyone said that you changed so much when your mama died . well , here she is , and you 're as cruel as ever . j.r. : well , that 's how you deal with a baby - stealing tramp . di : do n't talk to her that way , j.r . j.r. : do n't tell me how to deal with this bitch . if you came back from the dead to defend her , i do n't want to hear it . [ scene_break ] josh : why did n't i see the resemblance before ? you 're as beautiful as your mother . you got her guts , her intensity . kendall : and her insincere flattery radar . josh : your radar 's off . i could go on for hours about you and never fake a word . so what 's it like having erica kane for a mother ? kendall : what 's it like having dr . fertility for a father ? josh : i learned a lot from him . he 's a very lucky man . thousands of women want to make babies with him . kendall : well , your father wields a lot of power . josh : he can give women their dreams -- women like your friend . kendall : there 's no other woman like greenlee lavery . we would n't have stolen ryan 's tadpoles if she had any other option . josh : breaking and entering is pretty drastic . kendall : ok , no one can know about that . no one . josh : they wo n't hear about it from me . kendall : oh , ok . in exchange for what ? josh : hey , there 's no required payment . kendall : well , you said the word `` payback . `` josh : only because you seemed so grateful i did n't tell your mother . i thought you might like to return the favor . kendall : well , maybe i could work on my mother , see if she could reconsider hiring you . josh : that 's such a sweet thought . thank you . kendall : except i do n't do blackmail . josh : whoa . i have n't been helping you to gain anything for myself . you and greenlee and the cat girl needed help , so i gave it . kendall : without strings ? josh : we 're a lot alike , kendall . i can tell already . when we set our sights on some things , look out , it 's ours . we do n't let anything or anyone stop us . helps that we know we can get away with murder . [ scene_break ] [ david shows greenlee the red marks on his neck . ] david : look at this . i 'm lucky to be alive , greenlee . i 'm not going to gamble with some child 's life . ryan should not be a father . greenlee : after jonathan died , ryan assumed that the violence was inevitable , that he 'd turn into his sadistic father and his messed - up brothers , and it 's like he 's trying to prove it and force it into reality . that 's not who ryan really is . david : i ca n't let you rationalize this . i will not let you justify it away . if leo were here right now -- greenlee : leave leo out of this . david : if leo knew about this , he would demand that i protect you . and he would never , ever forgive me if i just sat back and watched you stay with ryan or , heaven help me , help you have his child . [ scene_break ] maria : this is n't permanent . maddie : i wish it was . maria : no , you do n't . come on , that 's not nice . and he 's only going to be gone for a few months . maddie : whatever . i do n't care . maria : i think this is really good , because i 'm going to get a chance to spend some alone time with my very favorite daughter . brooke : we want this to work out for you , sam . joe : you 've been through some pretty rough times . tad : yeah , so we 're all going to aim at smooth sailing . sam : that 's code for `` i 'd better be careful `` ? joe : ah , smart young fellow . sam : no problem . i do n't want to screw anything up . joe : you 'd better not . tad : he means it . i do n't care what blood or dna says , that 's my father , the same way maria 's always going to be your mother . she raised you and she loves you more than anybody else in this world . she and maddie are always going to be your family , first and foremost . [ scene_break ] di : do n't speak to me that way ever again . j.r. : i grew up while you were trying to figure out who you were going to be . do n't treat me like a kid . di : well , do n't act like one , j.r. now , babe came over to talk to me . if you ca n't control your temper , just follow winifred home . j.r. : if you try to use her against me , it will be the biggest mistake you ever make . babe : thank you for standing up for me . di : i stood up for myself , not for you . babe : but i thought that you said that -- di : yeah , that you 're my grandson 's mama and that gives you some rights . i know you have some questions , but i want some answers , too . how could you keep little adam away from his daddy ? babe : i had to save my son . di : you let j.r. believe his baby was dead , babe . babe : and i thought you of all people would understand that . you and tad took j.r. when he was a baby to save him from adam . you know , i just wish you would 've kept him forever . j.r. was right , he 's changed a lot since you 've been gone . he 's adam all over again . di : well , adam is not the only one to blame for that . j.r. looked other places for love and support and trust , and what did he find ? a knife in his back from his new bride . j.r. fell apart when he found out you had cheated on him with jamie . babe : j.r. was decimated . and i was way wrong . but i was n't the only one who betrayed him . di : when i let him believe i was dead ? babe : no . when you had your affair with my father . [ scene_break ] david : so do you get it ? i 'm doing this for you , because leo would want me to . greenlee : leo died because of his mother , because vanessa was sick and filled with hate . i begged him to stay away from her , to cut her off , but he could n't . david : leo was trying to protect you from vanessa . greenlee : she cost him his life . i wo n't let ryan 's family take him away from me . david : you do n't have that kind of control . greenlee : ryan needs my love and support . the love i feel for him is deep inside me , david , and i will do anything to prove he 's wrong . david : at the risk of putting your own life in danger ? greenlee : he hurt you , and he 's messed up , and it 's possible he 'll lash out at someone else , but i ca n't desert him . i could n't help leo , but i can help ryan , and leo would want me to . i wo n't do the denial thing . i wo n't put a child at risk . but trust me , david , run the dna test . find out which vial is ryan 's and save it for me ? david : there 's nothing i can say to change your mind ? greenlee : only ryan can do that . i 'll go home right now and find out where we stand , if he wants my help or if he 's become what you and jack think he has . david : and what if i 'm right ? greenlee : then i wo n't have his child . i 'll walk away from him . [ scene_break ] kendall : did you inherit your confidence from your father , too ? josh : i assume yours comes from erica . kendall : no , no , no , do n't turn this around on her now . this show means everything to her , so i ca n't have you take this lightly . ryan , what are you doing here ? what happened to your face ? josh : ryan ? is this the ryan lavery ? ryan : i 'm ryan lavery , yes . why ? josh : i 've heard all about you . ryan : really ? and what have you heard exactly ? what 'd you hear ? kendall : hold that thought . josh , my mother will be back any minute , and i need to tell her you 're the man for the job . josh : i wo n't disappoint you or her . i should 've said i 've read all about you . the papers could n't get enough of the cambias story . ryan : oh . yeah , well , that 's old news . josh : still , losing cambias had to hurt . ryan : never asked for it in the first place . erica : ryan . thank you so much for stopping by . why are you still here ? kendall : i asked josh to stay so we could talk . erica : all right , ryan , why do n't we go somewhere where we can have some privacy . kendall : you scammer . josh : what ? me ? kendall : you were going to tell him about the clinic heist . josh : why would i do that ? kendall : to get me to do exactly what i just did . josh : i obviously missed something . kendall : no , you have n't missed anything since the day you were born . josh : kendall , i was just talking to your friend . the fight for cambias was all over the news . kendall : ok , i told you i would put in a good word for you with my mother , and i will , but no one could make up her mind for her . josh : until now . as soon as she finishes with lavery , i 'll win your mother over . [ scene_break ] erica : ryan , you have a vision that i need . i mean , you restructured , you streamlined cambias . i need you now . ryan : because you saw me go bust at the casino . erica : everybody has a bad night once in a while . ryan : but not everybody goes ballistic because of bad luck . erica : well , you know what , ryan , your bad luck ends here . please come onboard here at `` new beginnings . `` you wo n't be sorry , ryan . ryan : thank you , erica , but i ca n't . erica : you do n't want to help me ? ryan : you do n't need my help , and you do n't have to help me . i will get everything back . erica : what about you and greenlee ? how are you two doing ? ryan : we 're getting back on track . and what i 'm going to do is i 'm going to take her away for a little while just to be alone , so we can concentrate on us , so i can show her how much i love her , so i can show her how committed i am to our future . [ scene_break ] greenlee : our future could be in one of those samples . please , david , i know that you 're wrong about ryan , but i 'm willing to check out your theory , because i respect you . ca n't you respect what i believe , that i can get ryan past this ? please , david , do n't destroy them . david : i 'll get the tests done . but that 's as far as i go until i get a full report from you about your husband . greenlee : oh , i love you . david : i love you , too . greenlee : i 'm trusting you , david . if you destroy my one chance to have a baby with ryan , i 'll never forgive you . david : all right . but you just be careful . greenlee : do n't worry . i 'll get through to him . [ scene_break ] danielle : why does n't she get that i already have a family ? i do n't need her and garret . i hate her . i 'd rather live with strangers . reggie : no , danielle , do not tell your mother you hate her . danielle : even if i do ? reggie : no . my mom messed up , too , way worse than your mom did . you know , one time , i really let her have it . i told her how much she was bringing us down and how much i hated her for it . danielle , that was the last time i ever saw my mother . you know how that feels ? danielle : well , she could n't hold that against you . reggie : but i do . i should 've never told my own mother that i hated her . that was low of me . [ scene_break ] jack : i think you just have to give her some time . you ca n't swoop in and scoop her up like a baby and just take her home . mimi : i have to get back to garret and work and -- jack : look , dani 's as stubborn as you and derek . just give her some time . lily : dad , i need to go to the grocery store to get some lemons to make some lemonade . jack : ok . you need some cash ? lily : no , i got some . jack : ok . lily : hi , sam . sam : hey , good news . lily : i 'm sorry i 'm not a good girlfriend . sam : what are you talking about ? lily : well , last time i saw you , you got really angry at me , and you ran away . sam : lily , no , no , it was everything else . you know , everybody was trying to control my life . i just could n't take it . lily : when i ca n't take it , i have a meltdown . sam : well , that is exactly what i had . it was n't about you at all . lily : that 's what your mom said . sam : hmm , for once she was right . but it 's cool now . my mom is moving to california . lily : how is that cool that you 're moving ? sam : well , no , i 'm not . remember how i told you i 'm adopted ? well , it turns out that i am a martin -- as in , you know , tad and joe and ruth and all those martins ? lily : i think you 're happy about this . are you ? sam : oh , definitely . the martins are letting me stay with them , and that means i get to spend more time with you . lily : now i 'm happy , too . sam : let 's go take a walk or something . lily : oh , i need to go get some lemons . sam : ok , well , we can do that on the way back . [ scene_break ] maria : thank you so much for giving sam this chance . tad : i love you , sweetheart . maria : i love you , too . tad : talk to you soon . maria : ok . brooke : well , maddie 's not happy , but -- maria : accepting the inevitable ? brooke : sort of . maria : sort of . well , she really loves sam , and she 's scared of going there , being alone , trying to fit in by herself . brooke : yeah , moms do n't count . maria : no . brooke : you 're doing a great job . you are . i mean , i worried about you there for a while . maria : that i would n't be able to keep the family together ? brooke : well , looked a little iffy . maria : yeah . it was looking like a lost cause for a while . and you really -- you really helped me with that . brooke : jeez . i never thought i 'd hear you say something like that . maria : well , it 's true . i raged all over you , and you held sam and maddie together , and i -- i will always owe you . brooke : let 's just call it even . maria : no , no , no , no . brooke : yeah . maria : i let out on you , what , so many times -- brooke : it was long ago . and let 's forget it , ok , because you 're starting a new life . and from now on , we should just do what we can for your kids . maria : good god , watch out . i think we might end up being friends . brooke : i guess it sort of snuck up on us . maria : it did . but i 'm really glad . i 'm really glad . oh , there is so much to do . i do n't even -- i got to pack , i got to -- i do n't even -- seriously , i do n't even know where to start . brooke : well , call a friend . go out there , see what you need , let me know . i 'll pack it up , and i 'll send it to you , ok ? maria : thanks . thank you , really , for everything . [ scene_break ] babe : the nicest thing that j.r. calls my father is `` dr. death . `` guess why . di : what happened between david and me is not -- babe : what , it 's not important ? it devastated j.r. , and if you think that this is none of my business or his , you 're dead wrong . and , yes , i made some huge mistakes with my marriage with j.r. , partly because i was young and i was stupid , and also because i made terrible decisions , and i tried to justify the heck out of them . sounds familiar , does n't it ? di : you know it does . babe : so i will take all the blame and the punishment that you want to give for the stuff that 's my fault , but it is not my fault that j.r. is such a slimeball . he had a head start on that way before i came into the picture , only i did n't see it . i thought that we were in love . but i was only a reason to stick it to his daddy . you know what a sick love / hate relationship j.r. and adam have . so do n't you dare stand there and tell me that if you would 've stuck around , you would n't have been able to have stopped it , because you know if you would 've been here for those three years when j.r. needed you the most , he would n't have been so twisted . do n't you dare lay that blame on me . you 're the one who left him with adam . you 're a big part your son is so screwed up . j.r. : shut up , babe . you have no right to talk to my mother that way . she was trying to be civil to you . she does n't know you well enough to hate you on sight . but what do you do ? you alienate her right away . you 're even dumber than i thought . di : j.r. , we were just talking . j.r. : i heard her reaming you out . babe : oh , but you missed the whole first half of the conversation . your mama was n't my biggest fan to begin with . j.r. : you know what , do n't waste any more time trying to connect with her . just see her for the dirt that she really is . babe : what a great idea this was . you know , have fun . j.r. : at least with you gone we stand a chance . babe : oh , god . david : babe . hey ! i was on the jogging path , and i heard j.r. yelling . what 's going on ? j.r. : well , babe tried to start something , but you know what , show 's over . get her out of here ! david : what the hell did he do to you ? babe : nothing . i was just trying to connect with his mama . you know what , nothing . i 'll fill you in later . let 's just get out of here . david : wait a minute , wait a minute . what is that supposed to mean ? you know dixie 's dead . di : no , i 'm not , david . i survived the crash . david : you 're not -- dixie 's dead . her car went off the road . di : i made it through , david . it 's me . it 's dixie . [ scene_break ] maria : edmund , i feel like there 's still so much i could say . and yet so much i do n't have to . you were so good to our kids , and you loved them so much . sam and maddie were so lucky to have you as a father . so , see , i can remember the good stuff . i do . there was a lot , a lot of good stuff . and that 's what i 'm going to take with us . maddie and i packed every single picture of you in the whole house , actually . we 'll take all that with us , too . i 'm going to take good care of the kids , so do n't worry . i just never thought -- thought i 'd be doing it alone . maddie : you really did love daddy . maria : yeah , i did . i really did . and i really miss him . maddie : i do , too . i miss him so much . i 'm -- i 'm sorry , mom . i 'm sorry for everything . maria : i 'm sorry , too , sweetheart . it 's ok . i love you so much . i love you , and it 's all going to be ok , all right ? i promise you , we 're going to be ok , and we 're going to make it . [ scene_break ] kendall : will you just reopen the dialogue , please ? erica : all right . josh , impress me . josh : `` new beginnings `` already has its focal point , its touchstone -- you . yes , we need stories that boggle viewers ' minds and touch their hearts , but you are the tune - in . your image is central to the success of this show . erica : no kidding . why do n't you tell me something i do n't know ? josh : no one could change you , and no one should try . you 're a legend , an icon . erica : thank you , although that does sound a little bit cold , a little bit distant . josh : you 're smart and self - protective . america knows glamorous , powerful erica kane . erica : but ? josh : but you have n't let them in . you have n't revealed the real , essential you , not yet . but if you can , if you can open up and show them the empathetic , compassionate erica kane only your family knows , you will have an audience that will stand by you through anything . you 'll have established an intimacy that will make them feel safe , and they 'll trust you to reshape their lives . and those lives will become fuller , richer . who would n't want to be a part of that ? erica : and segments ? any ideas there ? josh : yeah . i see you reaching out to a woman who 's alone , lost in addiction . you 've lived it . who 's better suited to reach out to an addict struggling to break the cycle ? if she 's not ready , if she backslides , we 'll keep trying for success . but in the meantime , you 'll give hope and inspiration to thousands , millions of others . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan ? ryan , i 'm home ! [ knock on door ] greenlee : dr. madden . greg : your husband 's donation vial is missing . but i 'm sure you know that , because i 'm sure you took it . [ scene_break ] jack : listen , greenlee 's not using her apartment . it 's right upstairs there . you guys could use it for as long as you wanted to . here 's the key . check it out . danielle : it 's an amazing apartment . mimi : so you in ? reggie : what do you have to lose ? danielle : i guess we can go upstairs and talk it over . jack : so , how 'd you manage to turn dani around ? reggie : i told her a little story . what can i say ? the girl 's putty in these hands . jack : yes , that 's just one of the many things that worries me so much . man . reggie : what 's wrong ? jack : lily went out to get some lemons . she 's been gone a really long time . reggie : well , i 'll go , you know , track her down if you want . jack : i 'll come with you . [ in the hallway , sam and lily are kissing while a bag of lemons lies on the floor . ] [ scene_break ] erica : all right . i 'm impressed . what was your last name ? josh : madden . josh madden . erica : are you any relation to -- josh : to dr. greg madden ? my father . i could wait for you to call , but who are we kidding ? the coin 's been flipped . i call heads , i 've got the job . am i right ? [ scene_break ] greg : this is a very serious matter , mrs. lavery . greenlee : all your talk about rules and anonymity ? your staff misplaces vials , and you harass innocent people ? greg : you stole your husband 's donation , and we both know it . you 're in big trouble . now , why do n't you give me one good reason why i do n't have you arrested ? ryan : who the hell do you think you are threatening my wife ? [ scene_break ] di : i swear i am dixie . david : no , you 're not . whoever you think you are -- j.r. : you 're right , hayward , she 's not , so why do n't you get out of here ? di : j.r. , we 're going to have to deal with this eventually . why put it off ? j.r. : fine , fine , we 'll get it over with . david , dixie . dixie , david . now stay away from her . david : this ca n't possibly be true . babe : it 's crazy , but it is . j.r. : we 'll e - mail you the details later . di : it 's a long , long story , impossible to believe . david : yes , it is , because you 're making the whole thing up . di : david , if it had n't been for you , if you had n't been my cardiologist , i would n't have even made it to europe . i would n't be alive right now . i ca n't deal with this right now . you and babe discuss it . she can answer some of your questions , and then when you 're ready , you call me , and we can talk . j.r. : hey , what -- [ while tad looks on , david runs past j.r. , grabs di , and starts kissing her . ] [ next_on ] zach ( to kendall & erica ) : you share the joyous news ? we 're having a blessed event . greg ( to greenlee & ryan ) : either we resolve this now or else you can speak to the police . di ( to david ) : have you lost your mind ? tad : j.r. , wait . you do n't want to do that . i do .
david is ready to destroy the vials that greenlee got from the lab so that she can not get pregnant by ryan . he keeps telling her that she needs to wake up and see the reality that ryan has some real problems . but he agrees to save the sperm cells for her although he wo n't help her get pregnant . kendall has anonymously referred dr. madden 's son , josh , to work for erica at new beginnings and take the job of supervising director , which erica wants to give to her instead , in exchange for his descretion about catching her , greenlee , and simone stealing the lab specimens . ryan suddenly appears at new beginnings and erica looks like she wants to give him a job before josh . josh seems to know how to sell himself to erica . but she does n't know who he is until he tells her his last name is madden . when greenlee returns home , dr. madden enters and tells her he knows she 's stolen the sperm cells from his lab and he could have her arrested . babe goes to see jr 's nanny , believing she really is her son 's grandmother . jr gets nasty to babe and dixie defends her somewhat but tells her she does not trust her . babe tells dixie she knows how she 's made her own mistake with her son and husbands . david , then , suddenly appears , discovers that she says she really is dixie , and tells them all they must not believe that . sam is ready to live with tad and his family for the summer . maddie is ready to move with her mother to california . but they all admit that they are worried about making the change . sam is happy , however , to be able to be close to lily . danielle 's mother comes to visit her daughter and have her live with her . but danielle does not want to reconcile with her mother .
di : hey . did n't expect to see you here . tad : hi . me ? what about you ? why are you here ? di : last i checked , it 's a public park . tad : oh . di : why should n't i be here ? what are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] josh : so that 's why it 's so important to get the blood work . jeff : exactly . if a patient 's been traveling abroad , that opens up a whole different medical textbook . hello , jack . what can i do for you ? jack : well , i 'd like to talk to josh here , alone . jeff : we 're -- uh -- we 're busy right now . can it wait ? josh : what could you possibly have to say to me ? [ scene_break ] lily : no touching . no touching . no touching ! jonathan : it 's ok . lily -- lily : no touching . jonathan : lily , i 'm here . lily : no touching , no . jonathan : no -- no , it was just a bad dream . see ? lily : no touching . jonathan : look , everything 's fine . lily : no touching . jonathan : ok , ok . lily : no touching . jonathan : what -- what was your dream about ? lily : the bad man in new york was trying to get me . [ scene_break ] terry : thanks very much for seeing me . aidan : what can i do for you ? terry : my name 's thompson mcdermott . aidan : pleased to meet you , mr. mcdermott . terry : thank you . just , please , call me t. i just came down from new york . aidan : what brings you here to pine valley ? terry : there 's a woman i 'm looking for who may be living here . i want you to help me find her . [ scene_break ] zach : aye - yi - yi . what are we doing here ? and why ca n't i take you home ? kendall : i do n't feel right about going home without my baby . at least when i was at the hospital i could close my eyes at night and i would know that spike was just down the hallway . zach : what can i do to help ? kendall : i just want my son home with me . zach : i know . ok . let 's get to it . kendall : to what ? zach : you found out that dixie was staying at the casino . kendall : our casino . zach : mm - hmm . i was helping her , and now you 're upset . kendall : i 'm not upset . zach : you 're not ? kendall : no . zach : ok , are you hungry ? because i thought maybe we 'd get some chinese food and watch the world cup . kendall : why would i be upset ? just because my husband 's been sharing a secret life with another woman ? kendall : i do n't doubt that you love me . i do n't , honestly . zach : but there is a `` but `` in there somewhere . kendall : i just -- i -- i do n't know why you helping dixie bothers me so much . zach : but it does . kendall : the car ride over here and all the silence was me trying to figure out why i 'm so upset . zach : what 'd you come up with ? kendall : i do n't know . i was surprised , maybe ? i mean , after pouring my whole heart out to you , it was a shock to learn that you had this whole sideline going on . and then -- and then i heard it from j.r. first . zach : ok , that would do it . kendall : i -- i really did n't need the -- the jerk who almost killed me throwing my husband 's secrets in my face . zach : it 's understandable . what do you want to know ? come on , sit down , and i 'll tell you everything . kendall : ok . um -- well -- dixie told me that the two of you had -- wait a minute . what ? what ? zach : of course you would go to dixie before you asked me . kendall : so ? are you mad about that ? zach : uh - uh . not at all . i just wish i could 've been there to see it . [ scene_break ] terry : my wife , annie , is missing . aidan : define `` missing . `` terry : `` missing `` as in i need to find her . we 're recently divorced , but the judge signed off on joint custody of our child . aidan : i can see where this is going . terry : yeah -- nowhere good , i 'm afraid . i called annie last week to make some arrangements , but nobody answered . aidan : and you tried her cell ? terry : her cell , her friends -- nothing . i went by friday to pick up my daughter for the weekend , nobody was home . the apartment was empty . she took off with my little girl . no forwarding address , no contact information . i think she 's trying to disappear on me . aidan : well , she must 've had a reason to violate the court order . terry : i made a terrible mistake . i had an affair . annie got furious and threw me out . maybe she was right , but that 's no reason to run , is it ? aidan : and you think that she took off to pay you back ? terry : i think she 's punishing me by stealing my daughter . mr. devane , i love my little girl , but annie does n't realize that she 's hurting her , as well . i mean , why take out your anger on an innocent child ? aidan : and you 've called the new york police ? terry : oh , they said they ca n't help because maybe annie went over state lines , and they ca n't do anything about that . and they wo n't issue an amber alert because , well , technically , annie has custody , as well . will you help me ? aidan : well , first , i 'm going to need to see the court order , and i 'll also need to speak to the authorities in new york . terry : yeah , sure . i mean , i 've got the officer 's card somewhere . aidan : no offense , but i need to make sure that your wife should be brought back to you . so before i look for her , i 'm going to have to investigate you . [ scene_break ] lily : i kept telling terry i did n't want to be touched , but he did n't listen . why did n't he listen to me ? jonathan : hmm -- he was a -- he was a bad man . but it 's ok because he 's -- he 's far , far away from here now . lily : but i do n't like to be touched , and he did n't care . he was n't anything like the nice expression on his face . jonathan : lily , it -- it was n't your fault . lily : in life skills , they taught me to understand how people feel by the look on their face . he was n't anything like the look on his face . it was nice . he was not nice . jonathan : hmm -- well , sometimes people hide the way they feel from their face , i mean , because they -- they do n't want anyone to know . lily : well , then how are you supposed to know who 's bad from good ? jonathan : maybe sometimes you do n't . lily : well , he looked nice , but he was lying . he just wanted to have sex with me . jonathan : everyone is fooled by other people -- in business , in marriages , in friendships . it 's not just people with autism spectrum disorder . lily : well , maybe my dad was right . maybe i ca n't survive in the world as an adult if i ca n't even tell a bad man from a good one . jonathan : lily , no . no , no , do n't say that . i 'm here , too , remember ? i 'll -- i 'll help you . lily : yeah , but he tricked me so easily . maybe anyone could . [ scene_break ] [ at the park , tad keeps staring at the site of greg 's underground prison . ] [ scene_break ] di : it 's not like i 'm stalking you . tad : i did n't say you were . di : i get antsy sometimes and i take a walk . if you want me to leave you alone , i will . i 'll take that as a yes . tad : no . god , no . please stay . i 'd appreciate it if you would . i -- there 's no reason to be rude . i do n't know what 's the matter with me . di : i know what 's the matter with you . everyone does . how could you be any different with your daughter missing ? tad : it 's still no reason for me to bite your head off . di : well , i 'll be fine . i 'm not going to get my feelings hurt just because you 're moody . tad , if it seems like i 'm pushing you , it 's just because i 'm scared . tad : of what ? di : i 'm scared that you 're going to still feel upset that your daughter is missing , like , a month from now , a year from now , 10 years from now . tad : you do n't think i can find kate ? di : no , no , no , it 's not -- it 's not that . i 'm just -- madden is not like most men . you know , he 's twisted . but besides that , the man has no weaknesses , like -- like a conscience or empathy . tad : that 's interesting . it 's the first time i 've ever thought of having a conscience as being a weakness . di : i know , but with -- with a creature like him , it is . you know , if he had one , we could get through to him . if he was like everyone else , we could reason with the guy , threaten him or something . as it is , nothing works . tad : we 're just looking for the wrong weakness . [ di sighs ] di : i just do n't understand why madden would -- would disappear , drop everything just to keep this secret . [ scene_break ] erica : jack , sweetheart , i 've been looking for you . jack : well , you found me . erica : yes , i have . i wanted to discuss with you the -- uh -- subject we were talking about earlier at the yacht club . josh : well , do n't let us keep you . we have patients to take care of . jeff : if you 'll excuse us , we 're in the middle of rounds . erica : of course . shall we ? jack : i wonder if dr. martin knows how dangerous it is to work with you , josh . erica : jack -- jack : see , last year -- last year , erica was josh 's mentor , because josh was determined to make it big in television , so determined , in fact , that he drugged erica to steal her job . i bet you did n't hear about that in africa , huh ? erica : jack , come on , let 's go . jack : just do n't drink anything he offers you . josh : no charges were filed . that accusation was never proven . jack : oh , you see , that raw ambition , that uncontrollable behavior -- proof that the apple does n't fall far from the tree . would n't you say so , erica ? erica : i think some things should not be said . josh : i 'm sure dr. martin has no interest in hearing about my father . jack : oh , i would n't be so sure about that . jeff : why do n't you let me make that call , jack ? jack : i just wanted you to be prepared because , you know , oftentimes those traits of which i just spoke -- well , they run in the blood . jeff : josh , why do n't you file the blood work with the patient 's chart , hmm ? josh : ca n't get there soon enough . jeff : you know , do n't you ? erica finally decided to tell you ? jack : something like that , yes . jeff : what do you intend to do about it ? [ scene_break ] kendall : wow . you -- you 're -- you 're not trying to get out of this at all . zach : get out of what ? kendall : you kept another woman secret from your own wife . zach : but i was n't keeping her for myself . kendall : do you like dixie ? zach : i like dixie a lot . kendall : oh . you 're not hiding anything at all . zach : there 's nothing to hide . in this world , there 's plenty of women that i like and respect . it just turns out i like and respect you the most . kendall : all right , why are n't you trying to come up with some lame excuse here ? zach : i do n't need one . dixie needed a place to stay , she needed help , and i gave her that . end of story . kendall : ok , well , if you did n't do anything wrong , then why did you keep it a secret ? [ scene_break ] erica : i did tell jack that you and i are josh 's parents , and jack agrees with me -- that we should not tell josh anything about this . jeff : unfortunately for you , it 's not only your decision , is it ? erica : i know very well that you may decide to tell josh the truth . but we just want you to be aware of what you would be unleashing if you did . jack : josh has done things to erica that were absolutely despicable , and to other people , as well . and i 'm just afraid that if he finds out his real background that , in his mind , is going to give him license to do much , much worse . jeff : jack , i 'm well aware of josh 's history , but that 's the story of who he was with greg madden as a father . has anyone bothered to pay any attention to josh ? he is a talented , bright - but - misguided young man . has anyone given him direction , guidance , or encouragement ? erica : uh -- that would be me . i was trying to do that exact thing when -- when josh slipped me these antipsychotic drugs . jeff : please , erica . giving of yourself to support others -- that 's not exactly your standard practice . jack : that 's not what we 're here for . jeff : jack , look , i 'm sorry if this upsets you , but i 'll base my decision on what 's best for josh 's future , not his past . jack : but , please , at least give some thought to the things we 've said here today for your own good , jeff . jeff : i 'll certainly take your cautions under consideration . jack : good . jeff : if you 'll excuse me . erica : thank you . [ erica tries to hug jack but is rebuffed . ] jack : no , no , no , no , no , no , no , erica -- do n't . [ scene_break ] jonathan : before my -- my surgery , when i was in pine valley here -- actually all my life -- i never trusted anyone because it was safer . but i -- i was very lonely then , not like now . lily : and i trust you completely , and it makes me very happy . and i 'm not lonely when i 'm with you , either . hey , we 're alike in another way , too . have you ever been tricked ? jonathan : sometimes , yeah -- yeah , life -- life tricks me pretty good . lily : and it makes you feel really bad , does n't it ? jonathan : it can , yeah , but then i remember that getting tricked is n't my fault . it 's the people who tricked me . well it 's -- it 's only the people that want to hurt you who are the bad ones . [ scene_break ] terry : did you find out what you needed ? aidan : yeah . thanks for waiting . looks like everything you said checks out . terry : oh , did this officer find out anything new ? aidan : no , but he did confirm that you filed a complaint about your missing ex - wife with the new york authorities , and the custody order 's legit . terry : good . so what now ? aidan : now i need to get some more information from you , in fact , to make sure that i 'm not locating this woman just to get hurt . terry : oh , no , i could never hurt annie . aidan : so she never filed an abuse complaint against you , then ? terry : no , not even close . aidan : i need you to write down the names of your boss and your daughter 's school principal , and anyone that your wife might confide in . terry : sure , that 's no problem . i 'll give you all the names you want , just please find them . aidan : are you sure there 's nothing else that you might want to tell me ? terry : not that i can think of . aidan : so why are you looking for your wife in pine valley ? terry : well , she has a friend who lives here -- a woman by the name of di kirby . [ scene_break ] di : you remember when you found madden 's file on your family when you looked through his room at the valley inn ? tad : it was like a lifetime ago . di : it was the whole who 's who of the martin clan -- tad : right . di : and you did n't know what it meant . tad : well , i knew it was n't research for some stupid paper he was writing , if that 's what you mean . di : right . you know , and i said you did n't have to tell me what it meant back then , and you do n't have to tell me now . but i do care , tad . we both know that there was more to that creepy dossier . and you know more now , too , do n't you ? all this with kate -- it 's some sick grudge madden is playing out on you , your whole family . tad : all i know for sure is that for some reason , dr. greg madden has had it in for the martins for almost 20 years . di : what could make that man hate you so much for so long ? [ scene_break ] erica : no , jack , please do n't go . jack : look , i did not come here for you , erica . i came here to take another look at josh and to warn jeff martin about him . erica : well , hopefully jeff will listen . jack : i want to make one thing very , very clear . i do not want josh a part of this family . i do not want him creating chaos for lily and kendall , and i do not want his selfishness ripping our lives apart . erica : when you said that josh did n't fall far from the tree , you were talking about me , were n't you ? jack : if the designer shoe fits , then wear it . erica : well , excuse me , but i 'm a part of this family , too . [ scene_break ] kendall : we do n't have the best track record when it comes to secrets . zach : dixie did n't want anyone to know that she was in town . she asked me to keep it quiet and so i did . kendall : why not tell me , you know , the woman that you love ? zach : when i first met dixie , the woman i loved did n't want to have anything to do with me . kendall : oh , yeah . well , so after the ball , when you were getting ready to move back to vegas and you said something came up , that something was dixie , was n't it ? zach : yeah , it was . she told me about madden . and she 's the one who told me to keep you away from him . kendall : he stole her baby ? zach : that 's right . kendall : ok , well , i asked you about that , i wanted details , and i -- if you had told me , i would 've never gone to the island with him . zach : i gave her my word . kendall : so you chose helping dixie find her child over saving mine ? zach : no . dixie and i tried to find proof to show you what madden is capable of . kendall : but you 're still helping dixie , are n't you ? even with spike and me safe ? zach : i am . kendall : where were you when i woke up from my coma ? you were n't there . you were with dixie , right ? zach : well , you 're right . i was with dixie . the night before you woke up , i was pulled out of the hospital , i was arrested . and when i was released from jail , dixie was there . kendall : well , why did n't you just come back to the hospital ? zach : madden was making a run for it . we wanted to find him and get some information out of him . kendall : for dixie ? zach : for dixie . kendall : why ? why -- i mean , dixie , julia ? why do you always have to run and help these women in distress ? zach : because i can , kendall . kendall : but their problems are not our problems . zach : well , this one 's pretty close , yours and dixie 's , only your problem is solved now , hers is n't . kendall : so is that why you wo n't go after j.r. -- for dixie 's sake , because he 's her son ? zach : no . because she is his mother . [ scene_break ] tad : at this point , i do n't give a damn why madden does what he does . all i want him to do is talk . di : well , you 'd have to find him first , right ? tad : of course . di : anything new ? tad : nothing that you do n't already know . di : what are you going to do when you find madden ? tad : i 'm not sure yet . i mean , let 's face it -- logic has n't gotten us too much thus far . sometimes in life when your old tricks do n't work , you just have to come up with new ones . and at this point , i 'm so desperate , i would do anything . anything . i do n't care if it turns my stomach -- hell , i 'd use a page from madden 's own playbook . di : it sounds like you already have something in mind . tad : you do n't want to know what 's in my mind . di : tad , you ca n't be blamed for thinking thoughts . tad : sure you can . i wonder if this whole thing with kate is eating me alive , changing me somehow . i mean , it 's like i can already feel it . di : how could it not change you ? tad : no , i mean , when you walked up , i was scared . i do n't know what kind of parent i could make for kate now because of it . i mean , am i going to spend the rest of my life trying to forget about this ? di : wait here . [ scene_break ] aidan : so how does your wife know this di kirby ? how did they meet ? terry : di and annie went to grade school together . they lost touch growing up . aidan : so they have n't seen each other in years , then ? terry : uh -- no . actually , they ran into each other when it turned out di was dating my boss at my old investment house -- a guy by the name of kevin sturgess . aidan : and you say `` old investment house `` ? terry : yeah , that 's right . i left a couple years back , because it turned out mr. sturgess was a bit of a player . now i 'm at a firm that 's a little bit more legit . erin : aidan ? oh , my gosh , i 'm so sorry i missed our lunch . oh -- aidan : hey , babe . i 'm just with a client right now . i 'll be two secs . erin : yeah , it 's my bad . just take your time . aidan : we are on another case right now , but i promise you i will look into this for you . terry : great . thanks . i got to get back to new york , anyway , so -- aidan : ok . terry : he 's all yours . erin : thanks . aidan : excuse me . we 'll be in touch . yeah ? terry : yeah . please , if i can do anything , just let me know . it 's not a bad train ride at all . i 'll check in as much as i can . i 'll definitely be around . [ scene_break ] jonathan : he lives in new york , ok ? he wo n't come to pine valley . hmm -- you 're safe here . you 're safe anywhere with me . lily : it 's so nice to have someone to protect me . well , terry said what he wanted to do to me was normal . you do n't want me to take my clothes off , do you ? jonathan : no , lily , i 'm -- i only want you to do whatever makes you feel comfortable . no one should tell you what to do . lily : so you do n't want me to take my clothes off ? jonathan : lily , i -- i love you how you are . i would n't trade one second of how we are for anything . why ? do you – uh -- do you want to take your clothes off ? lily : i do n't think so . i think we 'd both be distracted . jonathan : oh , ok , then . so -- so clothes stay on . lily : yes . you always agree with me , even if we agree to disagree . what if i said i want to go to the moon ? jonathan : well , then i would have to find some space suits really quick , because you 're -- you 're my rocket scientist . you 'll find a way to make it happen . lily : well , it 's pretty much just knowing a lot of math and having a really good computer . what are you doing with all these numbers ? [ scene_break ] jack : i want you to be a part of this family . but that means we have to talk . right now , you are shutting me out , and i do not know how to deal with that . erica : you do n't know how many times i tried to tell you . jack : yeah , but you did n't . erica : i told you that the first time i -- i saw you after i found out , you were unconscious . and after that , from the minute you came to , our whole lives have been in chaos . jack : yes , but somehow i managed to tell you about all the problems i was having with lily , but you -- somehow you managed to keep a son a secret all this time . erica : ok , you 're furious with me . i knew that . i knew that the minute i saw you walk out on me at the yacht club . ok , but then i come here and i find you staring my darkest secret in the face . what was i supposed to think ? jack : what did you think i was going to do , tell josh without even discussing it with you ? i 'm not you , erica . erica : well , i did n't know what you were going to do . jack : i 'm the one who does n't tell josh , because i 'm not sure it 's the right thing to do or whether i would just be doing it out of spite . erica : or to punish me ? jack : yeah , maybe -- maybe that . look , one secret blew up our wedding . i do n't want this secret to destroy our marriage . all right , you know what ? he 's your son , do what you 're going to do . i 'm out of it . and this time , do n't follow me . erica : do you see ? do you see the damage you 've already done ? [ scene_break ] lily : is n't it a little late to be doing your taxes ? jonathan : well , it 's next year 's . i was playing with a few different things to see what we can afford next year , now that we 're married . lily : do you think you 're good at math ? jonathan : maybe -- hmm . ok , no . no , no , not very good . lily : ok , i 'm glad you know that . i would be uncomfortable having to tell you myself . jonathan : hmm -- do n't worry , i know . lily : you made a few mistakes in your calculations . see this ? jonathan : what ? lily : there . you 're $ 57.33 off . but in taxes , you round down , so you 're $ 57 incorrect . jonathan : oh -- lily : can i fix it ? jonathan : hmm -- yes . lily : thank you . jonathan : please , i -- i wish you would . thank you . i need you , too , lily . [ scene_break ] jack : well , hello , brooke . what a pleasant surprise . brooke : well , jack . oh , it 's so nice to see you . jack : thanks . beautiful night we have . brooke : yes , it is . what are you doing here ? where 's erica ? she 's not going to jump out at me from behind the bar , is she ? jack : i doubt that . actually , i just came up to take the boat out for a spin . i always find that those ocean breezes clear my head . brooke : hmm . jack : hey -- brooke : hmm ? jack : how would you like to come along ? brooke : me ? jack : you . brooke : oh , is erica joining us ? jack : no , actually , i 'm flying solo , the captain of my own soul . brooke : well , you know , as much as a little spin on the water sounds absolutely wonderful , i 'm going to have to pass . jack : oh . brooke : i have such a hectic day tomorrow . i do , i do . jack : well , at least have a drink with me , huh ? i mean , you would n't want to leave me here all alone , would you ? brooke : oh , god forbid . [ jack laughs ] brooke : all right , one drink . thank you . jack : you 're welcome . [ scene_break ] aidan : you know , for a minute there , i thought you 'd left me for another man . erin : no , it 's -- killer day at work . you know , it 's tense -- aidan : yeah . erin : over there right now . babe 's intent on staying , kendall 's riled up . it 's -- ugh . i had to -- i had to put in a quick hour at the miranda center , too , so -- hey , you look kind of worried . you got any leads on tad 's case ? aidan : no , with a four - year head start , tad 's daughter could be anywhere . there 's no names , there 's no records -- there 's nothing . [ scene_break ] di : food on a stick . tad : that is not food . do you have any idea what they put in these things ? di : mm - hmm -- deep - fried goodness . hush your mouth and eat it . tad : it 's a dare . di : hmm . tad : it 's not bad . di : mm - hmm . tad : no , i mean it . it 's really -- it 's not bad . it 's not good , but not bad . di : tad -- wherever you 're going , i want to go . i want to go with you . tad : why on earth would you want to be a part of this ? di : because kate 's my family . and i still love you . however dark it -- it gets -- tad , if you 're going to be in hell , i want to be in hell with you . tad : you 'd really be willing to be in hell with me ? di : i 've been there with a lot worse company . tad : even though you know full well i 'd be no good to you or anybody else before i find kate ? di : any way it has to be . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , see , i do n't get this . after everything that happened at the hospital -- i mean , you -- you fired a gun to protect me . you do n't hate what j.r. did ? zach : i never said that . but i do n't want to add to dixie 's pain . j.r. is all she has . kendall : well , that 's too bad . zach : i met dixie when i was standing at my son 's open grave , the son that i lost . and losing a child is -- um -- i think she 's been through enough . i 'm not going to take j.r. away from her for now . think about it -- what if spike did something , you know , 20 years from now , something regrettable and horrible , and somebody went after him ? what would you do ? kendall : i 'm sorry , zach , i ca n't think that far ahead . i 'm still fighting for my child right now . and thanks to j.r. , he is still in an incubator , so i still want to see j.r. pay . zach : and thanks to dixie , i have you and spike . can you deal with that ? [ scene_break ] erica : do you see the chaos that you 've caused by -- by coming back here ? you have turned my life upside down -- forcing my hand with jack , stressing my marriage . jeff : maybe it 's the result of not telling the poor guy . erica : well , why does everyone around here feel so compelled to burden others with their secrets ? jeff : i 'm not an expert , erica , but is n't that what marriage is ? erica : oh -- jeff : then again , you 've had a lot more experience . erica : so is that what you plan to do ? you plan to burden josh with -- with an entirely new life ? jeff : i do n't know . i have n't made up my mind yet . erica : jeff ? will you warn me first if you do ? i just do n't want to be ambushed . jeff , please do n't do this behind my back . will you just give me some time to prepare ? [ jeff sighs as josh listens from the hall . ] jeff : maybe tell the rest of your family ? erica : will you warn me before you decide to tell him ? jeff : i 'm ok with that . [ scene_break ] brooke : so erica must be very relieved that kendall 's out of the hospital . jack : well , you know , erica 's busy being erica . brooke : ok . jack : i have n't seen you in so long . brooke : hmm . jack : are you sure i ca n't shanghai you into a little boat ride with me ? brooke : oh -- jack : hmm ? brooke : ok . jack : yeah ? brooke : you talked me into it . jack : thank you . brooke : but i 'm easy . [ jack laughs ] [ scene_break ] di : i wanted to marry you , for better , for worse . the worst just happened before we could exchange our vows , but it does n't change the way i feel . tad , i will do anything to fix this , anything . i 've been a lot less than an angel in my life . you 'd be surprised how dark i can go . i will help you find your daughter . [ tad kisses di on the cheek . ] tad : thank you , but no . di : you do n't have to hold anything back for me . tad : you do n't understand . di : i can handle it . tad : i know . but this kind of hell is personal , just mine alone . di : ok . just know that i 'm here . [ scene_break ] erin : you -- how about i make up for ditching you at lunch by taking you to a late dinner ? you hungry ? aidan : yeah . in fact , i 'm starved . i 'll just find my keys , then i 'll be with you . erin : aidan -- um -- what 's this new case that you 're working on ? aidan : a guy wants me to find another missing child , only this time the guy 's wife took her . found them . let 's go . [ scene_break ] lily : with all things staying the same , we would receive a tax refund of $ 724 . see , i can help you , just like you help me . we 're a perfect match . [ scene_break ] zach : you 're my life , my future . never doubt that . kendall : i love you , zach . zach : i love you . [ zach and kendall kiss . ] now , let me take you home and put you to bed . [ on fusion 's rooftop , zach picks up kendall and carries her inside . ] [ next_on ] josh ( to julia ) : maybe jamie was an appetizer . now you 're ready for the main course . [ julia hauls off and slaps josh . ] j.r. ( to zach ) : leave my mother alone . zach ( to j.r. ) : the only reason you 're still alive , junior , is because of your mother . dr. mayer ( to ryan and kendall ) : who wants to hold him first ? ryan : his mom . kendall : his dad .
lily is having nightmares about the perv she met in new york . right at the same time , that guy comes to ask aidan to help him find his daughter whom his estranged wife took from him . he believes they could have fled to pine valley . his ex has a friend named di kirby and they all used to work for kevin sturgis , he tells aidan . erin comes by aidan 's office and notices that aidan is starting a case file for a thomas mcdermott . it sounds like she might be familiar with that name . after jack has found out from erica that josh is her son , he goes and warns jeff about his `` son `` without revealing to josh that that he is the son of erica and jeff . he tells erica he does not want josh to ever be part of his family . he does not trust josh . and he 's very disappointed with erica for keeping the secret from him . jack runs into brooke at the marina and looks like he might be more interested in being with her than with erica . kendall admits to zach that she is not completely ok with his friendship with dixie and the fact that he never told her about how they met and their private investigation of greg madden .. tad is very upset about his unsuccessful attempts to find kate . di tells him she will be there for him no matter what .
erica : the day is almost over and i do not have tonight 's taping schedule . is it on val 's desk ? pam : i did n't generate a taping memo today . erica : well , i have n't been canceled . what excuse could you possibly have ? pam : wanted to save a sapling ? that 's why i do n't do standup . look , america 's on the edge of their slug - a - loungers waiting for the reveal of your million- dollar mystery donor . until then -- erica : until then , my shows and my life go on . i wonder if elizabeth would consider a phone hookup . pam : the queen ? erica : taylor , elizabeth taylor . her input on divorce would be really invaluable . and besides , we have a lot in common . she 's a survivor , an activist . pam : i already have a focus for `` the new divorce `` tonight . erica : well , why did n't you say so ? ok , i 'll call elizabeth another time . so , what am i doing tonight ? pam : that 's up to you . i 'll be at dinner , with jack and milla . remember -- their second date ? erica : vaguely . pam : i rented out some local 's new establishment . erica : oh , that 's a real tune - in . `` jack goes to a deli , film at 11 : 00 . `` pam : hmm -- it 's not a deli , and we 'll focus on the interaction between jack and milla . `` the rebound -- can he forget you ? `` enjoy your night off -- you 've earned it . when your mystery man surfaces , your viewers will be screaming for you -- and him . erica : milla godzilla . how fascinating -- not . hmm . hello to you . how would you like some fun tonight ? [ scene_break ] [ greenlee groans as she carries boxes into kendall 's kitchen ] greenlee : lovely -- i have always wanted a hernia . thank you . kendall ? kendall : sorry . sorry , i was just -- greenlee : remembering . it was an incredible time . kendall : magical . i think the magic is still there . do n't you ? greenlee : maybe , with a lot of luck and all this junk . kendall : right . nice . ok , so we have got every floral fragrance and spice known to man and bee . greenlee : oh . look what 's happening to the bees . kendall : what ? no , uh - uh . no negativity , only positive . greenlee : ok . kendall : yes . greenlee : ok , you 're right . kendall : ok . greenlee : you know , it 's -- mmm . kendall : mmm . greenlee : it 's like having simone here . kendall : what would simone think right now ? what -- what would she think if she saw the two of us doing this , fusion take two ? greenlee : she would probably say `` hmm , hmm , hmm , hmm . `` kendall : what ? greenlee : [ as simone ] my lips are sealed . kendall : you 're right . [ greenlee chuckles ] kendall : god , greenlee . i never would 've thought it would be like this -- like the old days ? it 's kind of like they 're here with us . greenlee : [ normal voice ] yeah , so let 's get started and no one leaves until -- kendall : until we have the new scent that is fusion green . [ scene_break ] ryan : wow ! five - star dining , a private dock , canoes , sailboat , hot tub , firewood supplied by invisible employee -- talk about roughing it . annie : it 's great . emma 's in heaven . ryan : yeah , she loves it -- our little nature child , that one . i ca n't believe she wanted to go into town with rachael and spike . i mean , did you hear her ? she wants to have a frog farm when we get home and a chipmunk farm , as well . judging by her reaction when she saw the otter , i think we have an otter- filled swimming pool in our very near future , as well . annie : i 'm sorry -- what ? ryan : you want to talk about it ? annie : hmm . we 're here to enjoy ourselves . ryan : yeah . we are , and the kids are in town with rachael for a couple of hours , so we can do whatever we want . we 're all alone . annie : i wish i felt like we were really alone . [ scene_break ] singer : i 'm going to dance ava : no one can stop me from moving my body . i 'm going to dance all night , oh music connects me . no need to protect me singer : let 's use them stars ava : ah ha ha . no one can stop me from moving my body . i 'm going to dance all night singer : music connects me ava : no need to protect me . it 's going to be all right singer : no one can stop me from moving my body ava : what the hell are you doing here ? why are you -- why -- [ ava shuts off music ] ava : who do you think you are , coming in here and laughing at me ? jonathan : i 'm not . ava : well , who do you think -- you 're just so superior now ? you 're better than me ? jonathan : i 'm not laughing . i was actually enjoying your performance . ava : well , this is my room , right ? so you 're not invited . jonathan : ok , i 'm sorry that i embarrassed you . ava : embarrass me -- like you could . i look damn good , and you know it . i can sing , and i was just getting the lyrics down . i do n't even know them . but this was n't a public performance -- got it ? jonathan : i got it . i 'm sorry . ava : why are you stalking around here like some perv anyway ? jonathan : `` stalking `` -- i knocked on the door twice . for some reason , you could n't hear it , though . ava : what the hell do you want ? jonathan : i wanted to say `` welcome `` -- here , to your new home . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] jack : i understand the menu here is very unusual . milla : huh -- you should 've warned me . jack : what 's the matter with you -- you do n't like comfort food ? milla : huh -- hey . i am a barbecue fanatic . jack : good . milla : but if i would 've known , i would n't have worn such a tight dress . jack : may i tell you how happy i am i did n't say anything ? milla : huh . jack : your dress looks fabulous . milla : thank you , but it is not designed for ribs , corn fritters , or slabs of strawberry rhubarb pie , which i love . jack : we 'll eat slowly . milla : hmm . dave : have to reload . pam : ok . take an unfilmed break . jack : you are a terrific sport . milla : oh , come on . free southern cooking and a terrific guy ? believe me , there are worse ways you could spend an evening . besides , i 'm having fun . jack : good . so am i . milla : great . jack : hey . krystal : so , what can i get you two ? jack : you know , i think -- i think you 've done enough by allowing us to crash your comeback before it 's even open . krystal : yeah . well , pam crossed my palm with lots of silver and , really , with the publicity i 'm going to be getting out of this , i should be paying her . pam : i heard that . jack : shh ! pam : but for a blackberry margarita , i 'll overlook that . krystal : you got it . milla : ooh . krystal : you want to try one ? it 's my specialty . i 've got mango , watermelon , blueberry , and strawberry . jack : oh , sounds great , but not for me . i 'm going to stick with this . krystal : no ? milla : uh -- me , neither . i just want to stuff my face full of food . krystal : well , whatever you ca n't enjoy tonight , come back , and it 's on the house . milla : oh , thank you . that 's so sweet . jack : deal . thank you . krystal : ok . it 's the least i can do , right , pam ? pam : that offer better include dave and me . dave : mm - hmm . krystal : oh , well , you are about as welcome as , um -- pam : erica . krystal : and tad . tad : the games begin . erica : well , is n't this cozy ? pam : dave , reload now . erica : where should we sit ? krystal : uh , uh -- actually , we are not open for business yet . erica : i know , i know . that 's why we decided to rent this place for the evening . and i 'm sure with what `` new beginnings `` is paying you , that your `` cook `` can throw some more burgers on the grill . krystal : oh . well , i guess i could set you up right here at the bar . erica : uh -- i think we 'll sit right here . thank you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ok , we have our florals , our assorted botanicals and spices . kendall : right , so we come up with one fragrance that we agree on and then our chemists duplicate it . greenlee : it would be so much easier if this was just a perfume , but this has to be the basis for all our products -- the scrubs , the washes , the gels . kendall : this is a huge , huge challenge , greenlee . i mean , to come up with one scent that covers the works ? greenlee : the future of fusion is in our noses . kendall : you 're channeling simone right now . you just go , go with that . ok . so , it 's got to be clean and fresh , not -- not too sweet or too strong . no tuberose , definitely no gardenia . and we ca n't have one single scent overwhelm everything else . if someone smells it and they say , `` ooh , it 's vanilla or lemon , `` then we 've failed . it 's got to be unique -- uniquely fusion . hey ! witchiepoo , what do you think you 're doing ? what are you doing over there ? get -- greenlee : i 'm creating ! if you need to keep talking , that 's fine . it does n't bother me . kendall : what is that ? greenlee : that 's valerian root . kendall : why are you doing this ? greenlee : because it 's going to make the recipe better . kendall : no -- yeah , if you want to conjure up the son of satan . do you know what this is ? this is the stuff that mia farrow wore around her neck in `` rosemary 's baby . `` this is garbage , it 's disgusting , and we have to start over now . here . ugh . come on . greenlee : smell -- come on . this is fresh . you 'll like it . kendall : oh , oh , oh . it 's like fresh cow manure . no . it 's too much , greenlee . greenlee : oh , my -- kendall : it 's wrong . yeah , i told you it 's disgusting . greenlee : that is vile ! kendall : that is wrong . greenlee : that is -- oh ! kendall : oh ! oh , that is like fusion fetid . greenlee : and the more you cook it , the worse it gets ! kendall : oh ! that is -- it ca n't get any worse than that , trust me . get it . no . greenlee : may the pot forgive us . kendall : i 'm -- i 'm going to throw up . [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm not saying that we do n't have a lot to deal with . it 's just that we really deserve some time away from all the complications , you know , to get back to what really matters . so , we could sit here and think about things that we ca n't do anything about right now and people that are hundreds of miles away , or we could do whatever we want . your choice . [ annie kisses ryan ] ryan : i think i like your choice . i think -- annie : oh ! ryan : i think i like your choice a lot . annie : come on -- hold it . ryan : no -- what ? what annie : come on , you want to skinny - dip in the tub when there is a whole , big lake out here ? ryan : what ? annie : come on . ah ! [ annie laughs ] [ scene_break ] sean : got your messages . colby : so call -- do n't stalk and pounce . sean : i did . it went straight to voicemail . colby : oh -- right . i -- i left my phone here when i was watching jenny . sean : so , what did you want to say ? colby : what you did sucks -- not the drug thing , the ava thing . messing with her was disgusting , and then lying and cheating behind my back with that -- you know , but i 'm better than that , and i do n't want revenge . and i do n't want to see you suffer . so i am not going to let you plead guilty of possession of or intent to -- [ sean kisses colby ] colby : there are other ways to shut me up . hmm . sean : i know . ahem . colby : so what was that ? sean : good - bye , i guess . colby : you 're running away ? sean : no , i get sentenced tomorrow . colby : but you do n't have to -- you did n't do it . sean : prove it . colby : i 'll say that i -- i saw somebody plant a baggie in your jacket . we 'll figure it out . sean : like they would believe that . colby : but we have n't even planned anything . we 'll -- we 'll think of something . sean : colby , i 'm not going to let you lie for me , ok ? you 've been in enough trouble . colby : oh , but , sean -- sean : no , colby -- no . colby : what -- sean : but there is something you can do for me . colby : sure . anything . sean : look , tomorrow is a big question mark . but tonight , there 's a -- a concert , memorial park ? go with me ? colby : yes , if you do something for me . sean : sure . colby : consider that whatever happens tomorrow , i could come forward with new info . please ? sean : come on . [ scene_break ] kendall : this is number eight , right ? greenlee : nine , but i think we 're close . kendall : hmm . greenlee : ok , how about , um , some vetivert ? kendall : what ? greenlee : yeah , `` vert `` means `` green . `` kendall : all right , ok . well , what do we have to lose ? let 's see ooh -- greenlee : lava ! ho - ho ! kendall : oh , my god ! oh , man ! greenlee : we 've angered the aroma gods ! kendall : well , we could always sacrifice a virgin , if we had one . greenlee : yeah -- not in this kitchen , baby . [ music plays as kendall and greenlee continue adding new items to their recipe , such as sweet basil , sandalwood , cinnamon , mosses , lichens , ferns , lemongrass , and geranium ] singer : ♪ you can do anything . we know it 's true . we see it in you . you can have everything . live like a queen . live all your dreams . do n't let them talk you down . it 's your turn now . you take your crown . where you going , girl ? you 're going to the top . oh , oh , oh , do n't ever stop . where you going , girl ? you 're going to the top , whoa , oh , oh , oh ♪ [ scene_break ] ryan : ok . annie : oh ! ryan : whoo , that water 's cold ! annie : oh ! ryan : ah ! annie : when the sun goes down , you would think it was the north pole . ryan : yeah . of course , the upside is we get to warm each other up . huh . huh . oh , my . oh , my . oh , my . annie : huh . ryan : oh , oh . let me . annie : oop . ryan : yeah . annie : oops . ryan : there 's really no hurry . annie : oh , no , there is . ryan : yeah ? annie : for what i have in mind . make love again -- ryan : yeah . annie : and again -- and again . i want this to be -- i want -- i want us to be different and -- and wild and new . ryan : yeah . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] erica : what did you say this was called ? krystal : a virgin blueberry cooler . erica : it 's actually very good . krystal : thanks . erica : could we have some menus ? krystal : uh -- well , all we have is barbecued ribs , with or without sauce . erica : ribs ? singer : ♪ but i have n't been ♪ krystal : yeah . well , the kitchen 's not really up and running yet . but the cook came in to barbecue some ribs for them . they 've got the sides , of course -- corn fritters , coleslaw , sweet potato fries , and ribs . tad : here 's an idea -- let 's try the ribs . krystal : full or half rack ? tad : full . definitely full . singer : ♪ outrageous fun with my baby ♪ tad : would you excuse me just -- just -- i 'll be right -- erica : ok , ok . krystal : where is the baby ? tad : shh . in the car . winifred 's got her -- what 'd you think ? do n't get mad at me , ok ? she called me , she 's an old friend , she was desperate -- what am i supposed to do ? krystal : look , i am all for bailing out a friend in need , tad , but do n't forget that this place is my dream , all right ? i do n't want to have to delay the opening , because the police are cleaning up a crime scene . tad : ok , all right . ok . pam : damn ! if i 'd known erica would show -- we need another camera . dave : you ca n't get one now . pam : stay alert , cut back and forth . circle them , give me as many angles as you can , and do n't miss anything . tad : so , what do you think of the view ? erica : `` the view `` ? tad : mm - hmm . erica : well , i certainly hope that the food is better than the ambiance . tad : who cares ? we did n't come here for the food . what a tomato . i got to admit , that is one -- healthy - looking woman . erica : yeah , she 's healthy - looking , all right . maybe they 'll throw her on the barbecue . [ scene_break ] jack : would you like to go someplace a little busier ? milla : oh , nah . let erica have her fun . jack : you do n't mind being under her microscope ? milla : camera , microscope -- there 's not much difference . besides , this could be fun . jack : you 're serious ? milla : mm - hmm . and when our ribs arrive , shall i keep my pinkie up , or should i attack it like a starving animal and toss the bones to the bar ? [ milla giggles ] jack : oh , my . surprise me . milla : oh , i will . singer : ♪ i 'm having the world ♪ [ scene_break ] erica : he 's ignoring me . tad : i know . you got to make him notice . do something -- that 's why you 're here . singer : ♪ walk in that door ♪ erica : come on . tad : oh , thank god . can we get the ribs to go ? erica : this way , this way , this way . tad : what -- what are you doing ? erica ? erica : teach me to play pool , tad . teach me like a pro . singer : ♪ i got these in the meantime in - between time blues ♪ tad : ok -- uh -- why do n't you -- why do n't you break , huh ? erica : well , how do i hold it ? tad : as if you do n't know . i 'll tell you what -- ok , why do n't i -- why do n't you let me break -- erica : ok . tad : and you just stand back and watch and learn , huh ? [ erica giggles ] tad : just watch and learn . erica : oh ! tad : do n't overplay your hand , it was n't that good . erica : oh . tad : your turn , honey . erica : ok -- uh -- ahem . tad : oh -- here , here -- i tell you what . there we go . erica : uh -- like this ? tad : yeah , you 're a natural . that 's just about perfect . [ erica giggles ] erica : and where , exactly , do i put my fingers ? [ tad snickers ] tad : try not to have too much fun . boy , if i 'd known you were going to be such an easy date -- erica : oh , i get the feeling that you 've done this before . tad : right back at you , gorgeous . erica : ha . tad : now , the trick is to have a nice , `` smooth `` stroke . erica : i think i can manage that . tad : oh , i know you can . ready ? one , two , three -- erica : three ! ooh ! [ erica and tad laugh ] erica : yes ! pam : did you get jack 's reaction ? dave : i 'll get it . pam : i told you -- pan back and forth . i do n't care . erica : what are we playing for ? tad : i tell you what , sweetheart , why do n't we -- why do n't we play for the thrill of living dangerously , huh ? [ erica laughs ] erica : tad , you 're so bad . tad : why do n't you just love it ? erica : it 's not working . tad : go ahead , shoot . erica : ok . tad : oh -- what i do for my friends . erica : oh ! [ erica screams when tad pinches her behind ] tad : remember , boo - boo , that 's just if i win . [ erica giggles ] [ scene_break ] ava : i 'm sorry i went off on you earlier . i just thought i was alone , and then you come out of nowhere . jonathan : ava , i 'm sorry that i scared you . ava : so there 's a swimming pool here , right ? jonathan : yes , and a tennis court . ava : sweet . finally , the palace i deserve ! [ jonathan chuckles ] jonathan : yeah , well , i 'm going to give you a tour of the grounds tomorrow , ok ? it 's beautiful here . it really is . it 's -- um -- it 's restful . ava : sounds old . jonathan : it 's great , thanks . i mean , come on , what other -- what other houses come with mausoleums ? it 's -- um -- it 's where they bury people aboveground . ava : wait , wait , whoa . you 're saying there 's dead people around here ? i like my roommates breathing . jonathan : in the mausoleum , yes -- the marble building next to the chapel ? not -- they 're not down the hallway , or in the -- ava : ok , i know that . i 'm not stupid . jonathan : i -- uh -- i do n't think that you are . ava : it 's just that i believe in stuff , you know , like -- like other worlds and spirits and stuff , so it creeps me out a little bit that there 's dead people anywhere near here . jonathan : hmm . oh , if you -- if you hear this -- this scratching at the door in the middle of the night -- ava : oh , god -- what , rats ? jonathan : no , no , no , no . no -- no rats . it 's the actual amputated hand from the strangler . because after midnight he goes searching the hallways for the rest of his arm ! ava : oh -- oh , come on , come on . you think it 's funny that i 'm scared ? great -- you go from being really nice to being a huge jerk . jonathan : ok , i 'm sorry . that 's actually the scariest thing here , is jonny the jerk , ok ? listen , there 's no ghosts . there 's nothing like that , ok ? you 're safe . there 's just a bunch of -- a bunch of really great people who -- who care a lot about each other and are a lot of fun . [ scene_break ] [ water boils ] kendall : what is the verdict ? greenlee : my nose stopped working . you try it . what do you think ? [ kendall sniffs ] kendall : mmm . piña colada . greenlee : oh , now you 're talking , sister . not what we 're going for , but would n't you just love one right now ? let 's get di and babe to bring us some for inspiration -- heavy on the rum , light on the coconut ? kendall : uh -- i -- i ca n't . i 'm -- greenlee : pregnant . [ scene_break ] ryan : wow . annie : hmm . ryan : you came prepared . annie : they delivered the champagne . ryan : yeah , but they did n't deliver that . [ annie giggles ] annie : it 's new . ryan : yeah , it is , is n't it ? and it 's hot , i like it . annie : to us . ryan : and to what really matters . annie : hmm . ryan : hmm . annie : hmm . ryan : you know what i like ? annie : um -- yeah , i do , definitely . but listen , i was thinking tomorrow we can have rachael watch the kids while we go exploring . ryan : `` exploring `` ? annie : yeah . have you seen any of these ? we can go whitewater rafting , tubing , hang - gliding -- anything you want , they got it . ryan : annie , thank you -- annie : what , for being your social director ? ryan : you do n't have to do this . i did n't come here to jump out of a plane , or sail across the lake being dragged by a giant kite . annie : i know , but all these opportunities -- ryan : and someday we 'll get to them , you know ? annie : i just -- i thought you would want to do something active and -- and wild and risky . ryan : thank you . but what i really want is i want to spend time with you , the woman that i fell in love with and that i married . annie : you are . ryan : but i 'm going to have to jump out of a plane or run the rapids -- unless that 's what you really want to do ? annie : you did n't like the skinny - dipping ? ryan : oh , i liked the skinny - dipping . i liked the skinny - dipping a lot , and i liked the warming up after . but , you know , falling over the falls in a barrel -- that 's not you , and i really want you . annie : i 'm just tired of being afraid . ryan : you do n't have to be . annie : ryan , there is so much waiting for us when we go back . ryan : yeah , there is -- our future , yours and mine . and , honestly , i ca n't wait to spend every single second of my life with you . [ scene_break ] [ water boils ] kendall : i 'm sorry . greenlee : you can be normal around me , except your `` normal `` is slightly irritating . aim for perfect , we 'll see what happens . kendall : ok , does the phrase `` crash and burn `` mean anything to you ? greenlee : we can talk about babies , remember ? in fact , i was just thinking , what if we could come up with that -- that smell , that fresh , new , baby smell , that fresh essence ? would n't that be something ? kendall : mm - hmm . well , actually , believe it or not , i have done a bit of research on that , and that scent only comes from their skin . only their skin can produce it naturally . greenlee : well -- kendall : do n't ask ! do n't ask . only a doctor knows what it is . it ca n't be duplicated . greenlee : oh , well . i guess then it 's number 37 . [ kendall groans ] greenlee : madam curie , you 're up , what do you got ? kendall : all right , all right . right now i 've got ylang - ylang . greenlee : oh , excellent . essence of old panda bear -- lovely . i 'm just kidding . try it . kendall : i am . ok . greenlee : oh , that 's good . kendall : yeah . greenlee : ok , how about -- um -- cinnamon stick ? kendall : no , no , no , no . greenlee : citronella maybe ? kendall : no . greenlee and kendall : green tea ! greenlee : it 's natural ! kendall : that 's -- it 's perfect . greenlee : it 's perfect ! kendall : it 's perfect . greenlee : it 's natural and perfect ! kendall : brilliant ! greenlee : oh , my gosh ! kendall : get it in there ! you are so brilliant . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] tad : who are you kidding ? you know your way around a pool table . erica : well , i guess you 're going to have to check with jack about that one . [ erica laughs ] tad : do i have to ? i 'm getting a cramp . erica : well , you are the one who made the rules , and you chose the stakes , so you make the shot . tad : oh . someone please tell me this evening is almost over . jack : that 's a safe bet . erica : you and milla will have to wait . tad and i are n't finished . jack : you 're finished , you 're done , we 're out of here . come on , i ca n't take this anymore , let 's go . erica : leave with you ? do n't be ridiculous . jack : i said let 's go now . erica : yeah , i 'm going , but not with you . good night , tad . thank you for a really fun evening . singer : ♪ and we will toast with a ♪ jack : get that camera out of my face , or the next thing you will take a shot of is going to be the nurses at your bedside , you got it ? pam : have a nice evening . [ door closes ] pam : get them in the parking lot . tad : ahem . listen , whoever you are -- besides being a lot of fun to look at , and a very good sport -- i just got to say you got yourself a hell of a rack of ribs . milla : hmm . thank you . [ scene_break ] ava : so you 're being really cool after what happened to lily . jonathan : well , it 's because it turned out ok . ava : yeah , thanks to you for saving her . that creep . but it did n't go down the way everyone thinks it did . jonathan : i do n't care what everyone 's thinking . ava : ok , well , i -- i promise i did n't buy drugs from that guy . everything is -- it 's just really messed up , and the whole thing is just a misunderstanding . jonathan : hey , i 'm not judging you . you remember that ? you said it did n't happen ? ok . deal . there was no drug deal going down . ava , i believe you . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] colby : the band 's not bad . sean : yeah , they 're all right . colby : do n't you want to go to the stage and we 'll wedge down upfront ? singer : ♪ kiss the sun ♪ sean : no , not really . you ? colby : no . i like this . we get the band and privacy , too . singer : ♪ face the love again and again ♪ sean : look , colby , i 'm sorry about what happened at the prom . colby : you do n't have to apologize , sean . the drugs were planted on you . sean : not about the drugs . ahem -- about ava . colby : well , for ava , you can give me a couple weeks of major apologizing . sean : yeah , if you come on visiting days . colby : stop that . we 're not talking about tomorrow . singer : ♪ i wo n't let you stay ♪ sean : you had the prom all planned out , it was such a big deal . colby : yeah , well , it turns out it 's just a dance . sean : it was `` the `` dance . singers : ♪ tell me what you want to hear , baby ♪ sean : look , i ca n't -- i ca n't help what happened , i ca n't change what happened , you know , but we can sort of have our own right now . dance ? singer : ♪ you are forgiven , you are forgiven ♪ [ scene_break ] ava : so , thank you for wasting your time on the treats -- and the dos and don'ts . jonathan : well , di already covered the rest of the rules with you . ava : yeah , well , it 's not like i need them . i 'm not going to be here long enough to break them . jonathan : yeah ? i do n't get it . are you moving back into jack 's ? ava : hell , no . do you honestly think aidan 's going to let me stay here ? jonathan : di 's going to talk to him , she told you . ava : what about julia -- i mean , when she gets back from california ? di did n't even tell her i moved in yet . jonathan : again , i told you , julia 's going to be cool with it , ok ? you 've got friends here , we 're going to fix it up , do n't worry . ava : you would do that ? jonathan : yeah . no problem . listen , i need to ask you something . ava : but i thought you believed me . jonathan : no -- no , no , no , not about that , about -- about that , that nightgown -- or whatever you call it . do you wear that every night ? ava : to bed ? jonathan : hmm . ava : no , i -- i mean , i just found it in the closet , and i liked it , so i figured i 'd put it on , but i should probably take it off . i do n't want julia thinking i 'm stealing all of her stuff . jonathan : no -- you can wear it . you -- you can wear it . there 's a lot of julia 's family 's things here -- it 's probably her mom 's or something . ava : is her mom madonna ? jonathan : ok . fair enough . it 's probably her sister 's or something . but , listen , if you -- if you like it , i 'm sure that -- that julia 's not going to mind if you borrow it . ava : do you like it ? jonathan : yeah . i got to -- uh -- i got some things i got to do . i 'll see you tomorrow , ok ? ava : hey , will you leave the door open a little bit , and turn all the hall lights on , so that the strangler hand does n't get lost or run into the wall ? jonathan : hmm . sweet dreams . [ scene_break ] erica : i told you -- stay in your car ! go back to milla ! jack : the hell i will . you listen to me ! there 's one thing you have to understand -- this is done . it 's finished , it 's over . erica : yes , it is . `` finally , `` he understands . thank you ! jack : i 'm not talking about our marriage , i 'm not talking about us , i 'm talking about this media monster you 've created , this -- this `` new divorce . `` erica : that is not your call . jack : oh , watch me pull the plug ! what did you expect me to do tonight , give you a lot of meaty - reaction shots while i was choking on my coleslaw watching you and tad paw each other over by the pool table ? erica : we were not pawing . jack : you were pawing ! this is insane . why am i going on a pretend date with milla ? erica : well , poor jack . it was such an effort . jack : oh , when will you understand , erica ? these diversions , these distractions -- they do n't mean one damn thing to us . erica : there is no `` us . `` jack : right here and now , just you and me , all right ? no lights , no camera , no audience . i want you to tell me how you really feel , and i want you to tell me just exactly what you want me to do . erica : i want you to get out of my office and leave me the hell alone . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] greenlee : oh , that 's it ! kendall : we did it , we did it ! [ greenlee squeals ] kendall : we did it ! [ greenlee and kendall gasp ] kendall : it is so good . greenlee : oh , my god , that is it , that is it , that is it ! kendall : amazing , it 's amazing ! greenlee : it 's amazing ! kendall : oh ! [ kendall sniffs ] kendall : yes , yes , yes ! whoo ! greenlee : go put it into the computer . kendall : oh , yes , i 'm going to right now ! ok , i 'm very excited . greenlee : we did it we did it we got fusion green kendall : ♪ we got it ♪ greenlee : ♪ we got it ♪ [ scene_break ] [ as music plays , annie and ryan sit with emma looking lovingly into each other 's eyes , jonathan watches ava sleep , colby and sean kiss at the boathouse , jack leaves erica then returns and dips her into an intense kiss ] singer : ♪ like a river to the sea , i wan na know love . to feel the way it feels . to believe it 's really real . it 's all i wan na know . i wan na know love . come be a part of me , close as a heartbeat , the very air i breathe 'cause you 're everything i need , so melt away the ice and warm me in the sunlight if you can . i wan na know love . to feel the way it feels . feel the way it feels . to believe it 's really real holding hands that heal . i wan na know love . so if i trust you with my soul will you promise not to go ? it 's all i wan na know , i wan na know love . feel the way it feels . feel the way it feels , having hands that heal . i wan na know love . i wan na know , i wan na know , i wan na know , i wan na know . yeah , i wan na know the love ♪ [ next_on ] babe ( to jamie ) : being here with you -- it reminds me when we first met . jamie ( to babe ) : that was some night . milla ( to tad ) : why do n't we have that other drink back at my place ? jack ( to erica ) : if you want our marriage , you come home tonight -- our home , our bed . adam ( to zach ) : we have to find j.r. before they kill him !
erica finds out from pam that jack has a date that night . erica calls tad to set up a date with him for that same night . jack and his date are enjoying a night out at the `` comeback bar . `` jack is surprised when erica walks in with tad . pam and her photographer are there to film the entire evening . erica flirts with tad and asks him to teach her how to play pool . this infuriates jack . tad becomes more than a little flirtatious with erica even kissing her at times . kendall and greenlee gather all the ingredients to come up with a new fragrance that is uniquely fusion green . after trial and errors , they finally come up with the perfect new scent . jonathan helps to get ava settled into wildwind . annie and ryan enjoy a fun - filled honeymoon .
jake : angie . angie : hey . jake : hey . angie : listen , i need to check in on a computer overhaul . jake : sure , just as soon as you tell me why you 're fibbing to me . angie : what are you talking about ? jake : well , i asked you how you were feeling and then you tried to pretend you were really distracted by whatever it was you were reading in your important file , and then i thought i was losing you somehow . and here 's the best part . may i ? so i think something 's up . am i right ? angie : yes , you are . annie : the woman is a rock star . erica kane . the woman is 100 hells in one lifetime , but she always manages to rise above the ashes . i mean , as much as i hate her , you have to be in awe of that . and she always manages to look good as her world is imploding . it 's unbelievable . j.r. : and you find someone who is free , and you get them on this . [ snaps cell phone shut ] j.r. : i 've been trying all morning to get legal to answer some questions on important research , but apparently , you have the whole team wrapped up . scott : i put a rush on that nanotech report . i decided it takes top priority . hey , this whole family truce thing you proposed is really working . j.r. : i want those answers by 5 : 00 today . so erica went to west virginia to get uncle palmer 's latest will . hmm . huh , you got to hand it to him . he always had something up his sleeve , even right to the very end . hey . did you hear about erica 's rescue ? marissa : yeah , it 's hard not to . it 's all over the news . annie : if this new will is recent enough , palmer might 've mentioned his nanotech invention . scott : and everyone will know i stole it . greenlee : yes , i really am relieved that erica 's alive . now all we have to worry about is attempted murder . david : ok , i already told you that is not going to happen . we 're in the clear . on to bigger things . greenlee : uh - uh , not all is fine and forgotten . erica is going to make us pay for that plane crash . when she 's back on her feet , she 'll be out for blood . david : which is why we need to strike first , before erica has a chance to put her claws back into fusion . greenlee : or into me . jack : hey , hey . erica : bianca ! bianca : mom ! oh , i 'm so glad you 're all right . erica : oh ! bianca : she is , is n't she ? jack : she 's -- she 's fine . i mean , she has this injury on her leg , but the ... erica : i 'm fine . jack : doctors in west virginia say she 's going to be just fine . erica : and i am . i am just fine . in fact , i would n't even be here . it 's just that jack insisted that i have this thorough exam . bianca : well , if he had n't , i would have . erica : ah . krystal : almost left this in the cab . jack : oh , no , no . that would be very bad after all she went through to lose palmer 's new will . krystal : yeah . erica : crazy the lengths i 'll go to get you to visit , right ? bianca : well , next time , just ask . erica : well , that 's funny -- that 's exactly what your sister just said , just now on the phone . bianca : oh , kendall wanted to be here . erica : i know . i know she did , but her little boys need her a lot more than i do right now , and it is such a treat to see your beautiful face , even if you have to go back right away . bianca : well , i miss my girls , but i can stay a little longer . erica : oh , honey ... i love you for that . but really , i 'm fine . i 'm just fine . i mean , i just -- i 've just a little cut on my leg , that 's all . and believe me , there is nothing -- certainly nothing is going to keep me from going back to fusion and straightening out that mess . [ erica coughs ] jack : ok , you 'll excuse me . you 're not going anywhere . as a matter of fact , we 're going to go find you a doctor . you stay right there . erica : i 'm fine . jack : i say stay there . krystal : erica , you just rest up . jack : listen , i think we should steer the conversation away from fusion altogether , and i certainly would n't mention , even for a moment , greenlee . bianca : right . we do n't want mom to know your daughter almost killed her . angie : i thought i was pregnant . and i just found out that i was n't when you caught me staring at this empty folder . jake : wow . well , would that be a surprise ? angie : a big one , but a happy one , though . but anyway , since it 's not the case , i 'd just like to put it behind me . jake : i 'm still worried about you . [ pagers beep ] jake : whew . angie : she 's back . jake : i 'm sure with all her drama . angie : and if there 's one person that you do n't want to keep waiting ... both : it 's erica kane . annie : where are you going ? scott : i have to find out what 's in palmer 's will , annie . because if the nanotech project is mentioned , then chandler 's legal team will be working on my defense , instead of this deal . annie : ok , i 'll go with you . [ door closes ] marissa : why do n't you take the day off ? j.r. : oh , that sounds great . but ... as much as i hate to admit it , scott 's right . the nanotech project -- it 's going to need all of our full attention . so i probably should get to the office . but we 'll have a family day soon . that , i promise . ok . david : we really need to move fast , greenlee , before erica has a chance to regain her footing . greenlee : well , i 'm not so sure she could . all of her buyers have cancelled their orders . the s.e.c . investigation spooked them , especially when she disappeared . david : just give her a few days . she 'll be spinning that plane crash survival story so big , people wo n't even remember the scandal . now , we ca n't let that happen . greenlee : this time , you do nothing that could harm a hair on her head . david : you have my word , ok ? greenlee : yes . david : all right ? [ greenlee sighs ] david : now , your initial agreement was winner take all , am i right ? greenlee : yeah , whoever had the most buyers for their line won control of fusion . david : and with erica gone , you 've come up with new packaging . greenlee : fusion natural has the most buyers now , hands down . david : so if the launch were held tonight , you could legitimately declare yourself the victor . greenlee : i love it . david : i knew you would . greenlee : randi , i need a list of all the buyers for my line , and then i need you to call the yacht club and the caterer , and tell them that we 're going to throw a launch party , tonight . randi : tonight ? greenlee : yeah . i know it 's short notice , but -- randi : what about erica ? greenlee : she 's invited . as long as she 's willing to accept defeat gracefully . randi : she just got rescued , greenlee . are you seriously going to end this contest without her even being back at work ? greenlee : do you have a problem with that ? randi : no , but i guarantee you , erica will . jack : look , i have every intention of sharing my suspicions with your mother , but now is not the time to tell her that maybe her plane was sabotaged . bianca : if we did tell mom today , i 'm not sure who i 'd worry more about -- her or greenlee . jake : well , we 're certainly glad that you 're here with us . well , not here with us -- home . i 'm glad you 're ... angie : the whole town 's been praying for your safe return . erica : well , thank goodness those prayers worked , because , as you can see , i 'm fine . angie : well , we 're going to have to wait until we get the test results back to make that conclusion , ok ? but in the meantime , we 're going to get some fluids in your system , just to be safe . jake : and i just -- i do n't want to see any more dizzy spells , so i just hope you take this opportunity to close your eyes and just rest . erica : ok . jake : all right ? caleb : whew . erica : look , maybe you did n't recognize me with all of this , but i 'm erica kane . caleb : nice move . erica : i thought so . i 'm not going down without a fight . caleb : come on , come on . erica : leave me alone . caleb : you can do this . you 're not a quitter . come on . [ monitor beeps steadily ] erica : oh , jack . jack : hmm . how are you feeling ? erica : i 'm a little more tired than i thought i would be . but i 'm so happy to be home . jack : happy to have you home . you know , when it looked like i might have lost you forever , it really made me realize that our lives are too short , too uncertain not to fill them with the people we love . and though what i 'm about to do may seem a little sudden , i 've been planning it for a while . erica : what ? what is it , jack ? what are you planning to do ? jack : when i first heard that your plane had gone down , i was shattered . because i remembered another plane crash years ago where you saved my life . you willed me to stay alive . but you did n't just save my life , you saved my heart . you showed me that there was something worth living for , that i had someone in my life that would make living my life so worthwhile . and though you have angered me , bewildered me , baffled me , and frustrated me , you have also loved me , so much . like i love you . so without further eloquence , erica kane ... jack : will you marry me , again ? erica : oh , jack , i do n't know what to say . i -- i was n't expecting this . jack : i could n't wait any longer . erica : how long have you had the ring ? jack : well , i actually bought the ring when you left for west virginia . i planned to propose when you got back , but you never came back . and after feeling what it would be like to be without you for the rest of my life , i never want to be separated from you again . jake : i 'm interrupting . jack : no . jake : i 'm going to go . i 'll be -- jack : no , no , no , no . if you 're here , it 's because erica needs something , so please ... jake : well , i was going to switch it out with some vitamins , but no , it 's -- jack : go ahead . no , no , go ahead . listen , you think about this . because when you give me your answer , i want to know you 're 100 % sure . she 's all yours now . jake : [ whispering ] i 'm sorry . jake : just some vitamins for you , and ... go ahead and say it . my timing sucks . erica : oh . no , no . i ... i need some time , you know , to -- to catch my breath . randi : erica 's been gone for weeks . and not by choice . she has n't had the chance to sell her line the same way you have . greenlee : and she wo n't get one . that 's the point of throwing the launch party tonight . randi : i 'm sorry , but if you claim victory like this , people are going to start to assume that the rumors about her plane crash are truthful . greenlee : are you going to throw this launch party , or are you going to be out of a job like your friend madison ? randi : i 'll go call the club . david : you were brilliant . greenlee : yeah ? it wo n't look that way if they link us to the crash . david : greenlee , would you stop worrying and concentrate on your victory speech ? this is your moment , and no one 's going to take that away from you . not even erica kane . david : where are you going ? greenlee : preemptive strike . opal : so where is the mountain girl ? after all , i mean , i want to give her a big bear hug . bianca : jake 's in there with her now . opal : but she 's all right , is n't she ? jack : well , she has a badly infected wound on her leg and she had a hell of a fever up on that mountain . opal : oh . jack : which is why bianca and i have decided to postpone telling her of greenlee 's possible involvement in the crash . opal : well , mum is the word , although i would like to wring that daughter of yours ' neck from here till tuesday . krystal : yeah . anybody want some coffee or ... jack : that 's a good idea . i 'll go with you . krystal : ok . bianca : i 'm wired enough . jack : you sure ? opal : well , i 'll have a cup of tea . jack : ok . opal : yeah , that could do me a ... how are you holding up , huh ? bianca : oh , better , now that i know mom 's ok . opal : yeah . bianca : i think about how this all could have ended . and all because greenlee did n't want to share fusion . opal : oh , i know . i know . i keep asking myself what palmer could have put in that new will of his ? you know , whatever change he made , how could it be important enough to risk erica 's life ? jack : hi . scott : hi . we -- ahem -- we heard about erica . annie : is there anything we can do to help ? krystal : so you 're with him now , huh ? had enough of my daughter 's husband ? i 'm going to go give opal some tea . jack : ok . krystal : excuse me . scott : how was erica ? jack : well , you know , it was a very harrowing experience , but she 's erica , so ... annie : yeah , and totally my new role model . [ jack laughs ] scott : uh , is it true what i read , that she was in west virginia for palmer ? jack : yeah , actually . and i 've got palmer 's new and presumably final will right here in this bag to prove it . scott : new will ? jack : yeah , it seems palmer was adjusting his will right up to the time he died . as soon as erica 's feeling a little bit better , i 'll arrange a reading of the will for all the heirs . excuse me . [ scott sighs ] annie : we have to get that will . marissa : hi . david : wow . huh . where did this come from ? marissa : ca n't a girl give her father a hug ? david : believe me , i 'm not complaining . i 'm just -- i 'm just a bit surprised , that 's all . marissa : i heard about erica surviving the plane crash . david : yeah . yeah , the woman is indestructible . marissa : that 's good for you , though , right ? i mean , now , no matter what happens , you ca n't be accused of ... david : i already told you , i would never do anything to intentionally hurt erica . i hope you believe that . but you did n't bring me here to talk about erica , now , did you ? marissa : no . i did n't . david : is it j.r. ? [ marissa sighs ] david : are you being more assertive and keeping him away from annie ? marissa , principles are a good thing , but you need to tuck them away right now and pull out the big guns . [ scott sighs ] scott : first i stole the man 's invention , now i have to steal his last will and testament . annie : so they 'll use his second - to - last will and testament . scott : oh , my god . annie : i mean , how different can it be ? we have to get that and destroy it , scott , before somebody uses it against you . it might be the last chance we get . scott : i know what i have to do , annie . i know , i know , and ... i 'm doing this for us . i 'm doing this for our life together , for our future . and in the end , it 'll all be worth it , right ? annie : exactly . this is for us . for the life that we are building together . jake : hello , everybody . she is recuperating from the infection . she 's going to be all right . she just needs to take it easy . jack : good . opal : ca n't she have some visitors ? jake : yeah , just , you know , make it a few at a time . krystal : ok . jack : why do n't you guys go ahead ? opal : ok . jack : yeah . i can handle this alone . bianca : does n't mean you have to . jack : what are you doing here ? greenlee : i came to welcome erica home . bianca : you 're not getting within 10 feet of her . greenlee : i 'm here to tell erica that everyone at fusion is thinking of her . jack : nonsense , you came here to do damage control . why do n't you do us all a favor and just turn around and leave ? greenlee : i ca n't believe you 're being this way with me . jack : well , you only have yourself to blame for that . opal : when i first heard about the crash and thought that you might be hurt , or worse ... erica : oh , i 'm -- i 'm fine , opal . i 'm fine . krystal : and home -- thanks to jackson , and a certain mountain man . opal : mountain man ? krystal : yeah . who was that guy , anyway ? what was his story , besides being the grumpiest guy on two feet ? erica : oh , no , you ca n't blame him for that . i mean , it was my plane that destroyed his house . he certainly was n't very happy about that . caleb : `` this should more than cover the cost of the damage to your home . jackson montgomery . thanks for saving my girl . `` erica : jack made sure that caleb got the check to cover all the damages to his house , did n't he ? krystal : yeah , yeah . and the ranger said that he would make sure that he got that up the mountain . opal : what 's this guy caleb like ? is he young or old ? hunky ? erica : oh , he 's just like no other man i 've ever met . annie : ok , opal and krystal are with erica . i will keep them occupied . scott : yeah . bianca : you and your flowers are n't welcome here . greenlee : clearly , you have n't heard . my husband and i own this hospital , so i can go wherever i damn well please . annie : is it true ? you and david were behind erica 's plane crash ? greenlee : hey , should n't you be in the psych ward getting fitted for a new straitjacket ? i came here to offer my support . clearly , it 's not wanted . j.r. : whatcha got there , scotty boy ? opal : hey , no , no ! you are not going anywhere ! erica : that witch had the nerve to accuse me of stealing money from my daughter 's charity . she is not going to get away with that . let me go ! krystal : oh , no , no , no , no . opal : hey , hey , hey ! you are not going anywhere ! erica : the nerve of her to even show her face ! krystal : i know . opal : it 's true . it 's -- it 's -- krystal : erica ? opal : are you ok , honey ? j.r. : you look caught . what 's in the bag ? scott : is this yours , jack ? jack : it is . thanks . scott : yeah , i nearly broke my neck tripping over it . jack : hmm . sorry about that . scott : yeah . why are you even here ? j.r. : angie called me . the question is , why are you here ? you 're not close with erica , and neither are you , so what 's going on , hmm ? angie : j.r. ? j.r. : hi . angie : there 's someone here that i think you 'd like to see . j.r. : well , who is this mystery person ? [ scott deeply inhales ] scott : all right . ahem . well , i 'm late for my meeting . annie : wait . what -- well , you 're just going to let this go ? scott : i do n't have a choice , annie . i ca n't just rip the bag away from jackson , ok ? all i can do is hope that there is nothing in that document to incriminate me . i 'll see you back at the house . bianca : how are you doing , mom ? erica : oh , honey ... much better . much better , now that greenlee 's gone . bianca : hmm . erica : and you 're here . bianca : hmm . erica : you know , you 're what kept me going . you and kendall . and your babies . bianca : i can only imagine how horrible it was for you . erica : oh , honey ... it was a life - changing experience . caleb : hmm . marissa : i 'm doing everything i can to keep j.r. 's focus , but it just feels like he 's never fully there for me . you know , it 's like a part of him is ... [ marissa sighs ] david : with annie ? marissa : she has this pull on him . i feel it . i ca n't compete with that . david : i do n't understand why you do n't just walk away from the jerk . marissa : would you walk away from greenlee ? ets . the thought of him losing another mother from his life ... tell me you want your grandson to suffer more than he already has . i have to try and salvage my marriage , if only for his sake . and i need you to help me do it . david : you do n't need my help . you have a secret weapon right there , guaranteed to keep j.r . in check . a.j . marissa : no way . david : that little boy is your winning ticket . nurse : thank you . angie : there she is . your friend from chemo , trent -- that 's his widow cynthia . and i thought you 'd want to say hello . j.r. : thank you . angie : sure . j.r. : cynthia ? cynthia : j.r. ? it 's good to finally meet you . boy , you look amazing . everything 's still good ? you 're in remission ? j.r. : yeah . but why are you here ? are you ok ? cynthia : i just gave birth to a son . j.r. : oh . cynthia : little trent 's sleeping in the nursery right now . j.r. : [ chuckling ] oh . my god . wow , that 's amazing . congratulations . cynthia : i only wish trent were here to see him . how 's your family ? marissa and a.j . must be so happy to have you home . j.r. : they are . cynthia : you 're so lucky to be there for them . despite all our ups and downs , trent wanted to be a father more than anything . was n't meant to be , i guess . j.r. : i 'm so sorry . cynthia : do n't be . you won the battle . that 's a good thing . now you have to honor those who did n't survive by making every moment count . j.r. : i will . i promise . j.r. : please wait . there 's something i need to tell you . annie : i 'm not in the mood . j.r. : you 're the last person i should be attacking , considering everything that you 've done . annie : almost breaking up your marriage ? j.r. : no . saving my life . i thanked you before , but that was all a big mixed- up plan to try to get rid of you . i never genuinely expressed my gratitude for the sacrifice that you made . donating the bone marrow ... you 're the reason that i 'm alive . annie : where is this coming from ? j.r. : i 've been thinking how i 've been taking everything for granted . the fact that i 'm still here , not to mention , my friends and my family . just how precious life is . how much of it i 've wasted . david : we have reporters coming from `` the wall street herald '' -thank you -- wrcw , `` pine valley bulletin , `` and `` tempo . `` greenlee : i brought flowers to erica . david : that was your preemptive strike ? greenlee : well , you 'd think by the way my father and bianca reacted , i had brought a bomb . david : well , you have to know that your father would be feeling very protective of erica right about now . greenlee : hmm . and to hell with his own daughter . david : i did n't say that . greenlee : it was n't enough for erica to be rescued by him . she had to turn my own father against me . david : i know this is n't easy for you . greenlee : he practically threw me out of our hospital . and bianca was there cheering him on like a little kane clone . david : i 'm sorry . greenlee : you know , i can understand the rest of the world siding with erica , but my own father ? opal : oh , hey . jack : hey . krystal : you 're the man of the hour . opal : oh , i always knew there was a suit of armor under there . jack : oh , come on , girls , stop it . we all know that erica would have made it out there , with or without me . erica : well , it would have taken a lot longer without you . opal : oh , i think we 'd better leave these two lovebirds to coo over each other , huh ? krystal : all right . well , just remember , do n't wage any battles until you 're out of that bed . erica : oh , i 'm ready now . krystal : yeah , i know you are . opal : not until you stop needing smelling salts . that 's the rule . erica : ok . [ krystal laughs ] opal : hey . jack : hmm ? opal : listen , she saw greenlee and nearly popped about 50 blood vessels , ok , so would you please do what you can to keep that one away from her ? jack : yes , yes . thank you . opal : thanks a lot . jack : hmm . hey . erica : so , did -- did greenlee stop by to make sure i had been arrested for money skimming ? jack : actually , she -- she brought flowers . erica : probably laced with poison ivy , i 'm sure . i bet she wishes i was still trapped up on the mountain . jack : you know , speaking of which , i just talked to that ranger that was going to drop that check off for us . erica : oh . and how did that go ? jack : the owner was n't there when he went to deliver it . erica : oh , well , he was probably off playing lumberjack again . jack : huh . yeah , probably . anyway , he went back to make sure the guy got it , but he found the check torn in a million pieces all over the ground . so evidently , this guy does n't want anything more to do with us . erica : well , i tried , did n't i ? annie : i know what you mean about appreciating what you have . i think we 've both seen how fragile life is and how it can be gone like that . j.r. : mine almost was . annie : after everything you 've been through , is n't it a little late in the game to be coming to this revelation now ? j.r. : i had a huge reminder today . the past is over . the future is , who knows ? it 's today that really matters . annie : i know what you mean . j.r. : there 's no possible way you can know what that 's like . annie : yes , from when i was locked up . i mean , no , i was n't staring death in the face , but i thought that my life was over . i walked out of that situation a new woman . no more playing it safe , no more wasting time . j.r. : no more waking up and wondering what 's for breakfast . it 's more like , what 's for life ? annie : it 's about knowing what you want . and grabbing it . j.r. : yeah . annie : i should go . j.r. : hey ... marissa : j.r. did n't come in at all today ? huh . i -- i must have just heard him wrong . no , no message , thanks . [ phone rings ] scott : marissa ? marissa : hey , i know you 're busy . scott : no , no , it 's ok . what 's up ? marissa : i 'm just wondering ... is annie with you ? scott : she was . she said she was going home . why ? marissa : i just needed to ask her something -- about the kids . do n't worry about it . just get back to work . [ disconnects phone ] [ phone rings ] marissa : chandler residence . this is mrs. chandler . what happened ? a bee sting ? no , no . no allergies that i 'm aware of . oh , yeah . if a.j . says he wants to keep swimming , then that 's ... actually , you know what ? i think i will come and get him . his father will want to see him , make sure he 's ok . scott : tell them we need to highlight the unprecedented innovation of the nanotech device , ok ? how it 's going to revolutionize the industry . how years from now , whenever this technology is used anywhere around the world , the name chandler will be attached to it . greenlee : can we just go ? david : you know something ? i know that this is hard to accept , but your father has always had a blind spot where erica is concerned . you know that . greenlee : along with the rest of the world . david : it does n't matter . i 'm going to give you all the love and support you need to make up for what you do n't get from anyone else , including your father . greenlee : your love ca n't make everything else go away , david . david : i know it 's not going to solve everything , or fix the pain you 're going through right now . but what we have is strong enough to get through this . you 're all i need right now . greenlee : i do n't know what i need right now . david : why do n't you try and focus on the fact that we 're off the hook for murder ? greenlee : erica 's not going to let this go , david . once she finds out that we were responsible for her plane going down , she 's going to come after us . david : one hurdle at a time . right now , we need to focus on what 's directly in front of us . greenlee : you 're right . you 're right . tonight is about fusion ... and taking back what i never should have lost in the first place . bianca : greenlee came here for a reason . and it was n't to support my mother . opal : well , it does n't take a fortune teller to know that that girl has got ulterior motives . bianca : whatever she 's planning , she 's not going to get away with it . erica : you know , surviving those mountains ... it 's made me stronger than i ever was . jack : i did n't think such a thing was possible . erica : hmm . i have never been so sure of who i am and what i want than i am right now . jack : i 'm listening . erica : if i get hurt , so be it . if i have to fight the greenlees of the world tooth and nail , bring them on . one thing i know is that i will not hide . i will not hide . and i will definitely not surrender . i have survived too much . way too much to ever just run off and hide in some no man 's land just because i 'm afraid that i get hurt again . i will live the life i want , with the man who wants the same things i want . and i will take the pleasure with the pain , and i will take the good with the bad . and i will never give up . that 's for sure . i will never , ever quit . i will have the life i want , because i am committed to living every moment to the fullest . jack : erica kane , would you do me the glorious honor of being my wife ? erica : yes , jack . i will marry you , again . krystal : hey . erica : all right ! jake : a salud . opal : mmm . i want a better look at that rock . would you just take a look at that stunner , though ? my . krystal : whoo - ee ! i need sunglasses . opal : yes . [ erica laughs ] angie : quite a welcome home gift . jack : thank you very much , doctor . opal : yeah , i guess it is n't so bad , getting stuck in the woods , huh ? krystal : really . erica : no , it was n't . jake : you 're a lucky man . jack : you do n't have to tell me . excuse me . do you mind ? krystal : no .
erica is in pine valley hospital with all her family around her . jake asks angie what is wrong with her that she is preoccupied with staring at an empty chart . at the chandler mansion , annie is on the computer reading that erica is alive and had been in west virginia getting palmer 's new will . david assures greenlee that they are in the clear when it comes to erica , but she still has her doubts . angie tells jake that she thought she was pregnant , but the tests showed otherwise . scott leaves the mansion to find out what is in palmer 's will . at fusion , greenlee plans a `` launch party `` for her new line of cosmetics despite the fact that randi is against it . at his cabin , caleb can not keep his mind off erica . at the hospital , erica dreams of caleb , but awakens to find jack beside her . when jack proposes to her . erica hesitates before giving an answer . jake interrupts them . scott and annie come to the hospital in order to snatch jack 's bag , containing the will , but j.r. interrupts . he is there at angie 's behest to visit trent 's wife who just had his baby . she reminds j.r. to honor those who 've died by cherishing every moment of our lives . caleb finds a letter from jack with a large check enclosed for his destroyed house but tears it to shreds . erica tells opal about mountain man caleb . when annie slurs greenlee for her part in erica 's disappearance , greenlee urges her to go to the psych ward for a new straight jacket . jack and bianca also yell at greenlee for being at the hospital and refuse her flowers . erica becomes angry when she sees greenlee in the hall but calms down when she sees her leaving . david advises marissa to use a.j . to keep j.r . when she gets a call informing her that a.j . got stung by a bee , marissa decides to pick him up and go find her errant husband . at the park , j.r. apologizes to annie for not appreciating enough her bone marrow donation , but it results in a kiss between the two . erica accepts jack 's proposal of marriage .
jane : he saved the lives of several members of my family and so many others in the community . in partnership with dr. hayward , i will see to it that pine valley hospital shines brighter than ever before . david : this may very well be the proudest day of my life . first of all , i would like to thank ms. erica kane . frankie : hey , what 's up ? angie : you wo n't believe it . [ turns off tv ] i 'm not even sure i do . frankie : try me . angie : we have a new boss . [ scene_break ] david : did she have to choose me for this historic venture as her partner ? absolutely not . she had other options , and , frankly , even safer options . but erica took the risk -- caleb : is that erica ? krystal : hmm . caleb : what 's she doing with hayward ? krystal : exactly . and why is n't jackson doing anything to stop her ? david : i have made a great many mistakes , and i have certainly learned from them . but the pain that i 've experienced in my own life has given me a tremendous amount of empathy , a deeper understanding of others ' suffering , and as a result , an even greater desire than ever to change lives for the better . [ scene_break ] griffin : now that my legal problems are officially over , i want to officially thank my brother - in - law . what would you say ? guys ' night out ? cigar bar ? interested ? did i miss something ? cara : yes . your mentor , david hayward ? he 's back in a big way . david : improving lives , saving lives -- that 's what i do best . it 's what i 've always done , and that 's what i will continue to do as co - owner of p.v.h . , but healing the sick is only the beginning . my mission from this day forward is to offer not only good health , but renewed hope for all the citizens of pine valley and beyond . [ scene_break ] jake : you get opal to babysit . you 're not answering my calls . i do n't know where you were . so where were you ? amanda : you 're gone all the time . your pager goes off , you disappear . do i harass you about it ? jake : i 'm not harassing you . i 'm just saying i was worried . amanda : i 'm back , and i 'm fine . jake : ok . you do n't seem fine . you just seem nervous , and you seem upset , and you 're not looking me in the eye and -- i 'm here by myself . i can only start assuming the worst , you know . amanda : you 're not the only one with a job . if j.r. wants me to work , i ca n't exactly just blow him off . jake : i understand why you did n't call me back . this is my fault , right ? my fault ? i 'm the one who put distance between us , and this is why i want us to stop and just talk to each other about it . i 've been wanting to talk about it . [ phone rings ] jake : i 'm sorry . just a second . i 'm sorry . hello ? tad , it 's not a good time right -- tad : jake , where are you ? are you watching the news ? jake : no , i 'm not watching the news . why ? tad : because greenlee sold the hospital to erica -- and david hayward . jake : what ? you 're telling me that hayward owns the hospital ? how is that possible ? how did it get past the board ? how 'd it get past anybody ? tad : i do n't know yet . just promise me that you wo n't do anything stupid until i do , that you 're cool . ok ? jake ? jake : yeah . yeah , i 'm cool . all right . amanda : please tell me that 's not true . how could david do that ? jake : i have no idea . i have no idea , but i 'm gon na have to find out . amanda : yeah . go to the hospital , see what you can do , but please stay away from david . jake : right . look , we 're gon na talk about everything , ok ? we 're gon na talk about everything later . i promise . i need to check this out with hayward . amanda : yeah , i understand . jake : ok . thank you . look , honey , this is my priority , ok -- you , me , this family . and we will talk about everything and we 'll be honest and open about everything , ok , and we 'll get ourselves back on track , because there is nothing that 's more important than that , than us . [ scene_break ] frankie : hayward is not taking over this hospital . angie : sounds like it 's a done deal . frankie : not if anyone around here has anything to say about it . we 'll block the doors . we 'll get attack dogs . i 'll attack him myself . angie : no , do n't even think about it . frankie : i got to do something , because i 'm not working for that psycho again . he does n't care about this place . his cutbacks are the reason you ca n't see . angie : yeah , he has hurt a lot of people , but he 's helped even more . he 's made miracles happen . frankie : and you think he 's gon na give you a miracle , too ? bring your vision back ? part the red sea ? come on , mom , he 's playing you . angie : after that announcement , i could really use some of krystal 's comfort food -- emphasis on `` comfort . `` [ scene_break ] krystal : it 's bad enough that david could be practicing medicine again , but to get his hooks back into the hospital ? caleb : big move . krystal : yeah . erica made a deal with the devil . clearly , she 's lost her mind . why else would she partner up with that snake ? caleb : beats me . krystal : i guess the man i should ask is jackson . [ caleb sniffs ] krystal : what is that ? oh , my god , my cornbread 's burning . another disaster courtesy of david hayward . caleb : need help ? krystal : yeah . get erica to come to her senses . [ scene_break ] david : excellent job . woman : terrific as always . best of luck with everything . david : there it is . thank you for putting your faith in me . you wo n't be disappointed . now , jack , i 'm sure that this announcement came as a surprise to you . so if there are any questions you have , i 'd be -- jack : if i have any questions , i 'll ask erica . now , if you 'll excuse us -- david : absolutely . but before i go , i just want to assure you this partnership is a good thing . it 's a very good thing , hugely beneficial for everyone involved . is n't that right , erica ? jane : yes . david : i could n't have asked for a better partner . together , there 's no limit to what we can accomplish . the real erica kane is back , and not a moment too soon . excuse me . jack : `` the real erica kane . `` who the hell is he kidding ? i ca n't believe i did n't see this before . this explosion clearly had more of an effect on you than either one of us thought . it has given you some kind of a mental trauma , erica . we need to get you to a top neurologist . jane : no , no . no doctors . it 's nothing -- my mental faculties are fine . jack : we need to find out what the hell is wrong with you . jane : there 's nothing wrong with me . jack : then how do you explain going into business with david hayward of all people ? jane : i 'm a businesswoman . that 's what i do . jack : you have n't cared anything about business for weeks . jane : the kidnapping set me back temporarily , but david is right . the real erica is back , driven and ambitious and not afraid to take chances . jack : chances ? what the hell kind of a chance are you taking here ? this man has hurt almost everyone you 've ever cared about ! jane : he wants to wipe the slate clean now . he would like to start a new chapter of his life and put all that behind him , and everybody deserves that kind of chance , do n't they ? jack : is he blackmailing you again ? is that what 's going on here ? is he putting drugs into your tea ? jane : blackmail ? jack : erica , how else do you explain this ? how else do you explain you all of a sudden generating sympathy for a man who wants to put your daughter in prison ? jane : i do not want to discuss my daughter . all i want to do is just celebrate this enormous accomplishment . jack : you told me you were done with david hayward , that you would have nothing more to do with him . now i turn around and you 're in partnership with him ? i mean , you lied to me . jane : jack , why are you reacting like this ? jack : how the hell do you expect me to react ? look , i do n't know what 's going on , but i know this . you give me a couple days to pray over this contract , and i will find a way to get you out of it . we will break that contract . jane : no . this is my decision . caleb : not without your partner , it 's not . [ scene_break ] tad : no , you do n't , cara . where do you think you 're going ? cara : i 'm gon na go stop jake from killing david . tad : no . you do n't have to , ok ? he promised he was n't gon na do anything stupid . cara : yeah , i 'm sure he did , but we all know it -- he 's racing down to the hospital as we speak ! griffin : protecting jake is not your job , ok ? not anymore . cara : just stop looking at me like that . we all know what 's gon na happen ! if he goes down there , he starts bashing david 's head in ! tad : which is why he 's not gon na do it . he 's already let hayward provoke him one time , ok , and he 's lived to regret it . he 's not gon na give him that kind of satisfaction all over again . cara : you do n't know that . tad : i know jake . i 've known him my entire life . it makes me a pretty good hand at knowing what he 's thinking . cara : ok . what am i thinking ? tad : my hair looks great . cara : it does . i 'm out of here . tad : no . come on , cara , please ? you ca n't just -- would you give me a hand here , please ? cara : he does n't tell me what to do ! tad : if you go down there , and you do something nutsy , jake is n't the only one who 's risking his career -- and he does n't have immigration to worry about . cara : i know , but -- tad : i told you trumbull was here yesterday . he 's asking questions . he 's sniffing around . he 's just itching to put the cuffs on you and put you on the first plane back to mexico , and i 've already lost enough to hayward , ok ? i can not stand the idea of losing you to that parasite . if jake needs somebody protecting him from himself , then i 'll go down and i 'll do it . you just promise me you 'll stay here , and you will stay safe . that a `` yes `` ? i 'll take it . cara : ohh . what are you thinking ? griffin : i 'm wondering if you noticed . cara : what ? griffin : how much your husband cares about you . [ scene_break ] krystal : how did this happen ? that man is pure evil . angie : once in a while , good can come out of evil . krystal : good from david hayward ? angie : it 's possible . krystal : i ca n't believe you 're saying that , angie . that man made your life hell -- you , your whole family . angie : david came to me with a proposal . krystal : i do not like the way this sounds . angie : neither did i at first , then i decided to hear him out . david 's been doing research on my eye condition . he thinks that he can restore my sight . krystal : he told you that ? angie : listen , krystal , he has presented me with some very thorough research . there 's real hope . i mean , i believe it 's possible i could see again . krystal : angie , there was a time i believed in david , too . just after babe died , he knew i was vulnerable , he knew i was desperate , and he took advantage of that . angie : if there is even the smallest chance that i could see my husband 's face again , see my daughter 's smile for the first time , it 's a chance that i have to risk . krystal : wow . from the look on your face , you 've heard about david 's latest . amanda : yeah . krystal : what does jake think about it ? amanda : he 's not happy . krystal : is he gon na do anything to fight it ? amanda : i do n't know . jake has n't really been telling me what he 's up to lately . angie : um , darling , you want to join me ? krystal : i 'll be right back . here , sit down . angie : are you all right ? amanda : of course . why would n't i be ? angie : you sound upset . i want to make sure that nothing 's wrong . amanda : i 've got a great husband , a beautiful child , a great job . what could be wrong ? angie : i 'm here for you , sweetheart , whatever you need . amanda : i just need you to tell me that it 'll be ok . it 's got to be ok . angie : it will be ok . [ scene_break ] jake : hey , this is a joke , right ? it 's some sort of sick joke ? frankie : i wish , man . jake : really ? so who 's behind this ? frankie : i do n't know , but the word is it 's legit . hayward owns us . jake : this is not happening . david : gentlemen ! so good to be back home . i missed you all , especially you , jake . ca n't wait to catch up . [ scene_break ] jane : i will not stand here and be bullied . caleb : you want to do business , you do it right . jane : i did do it right . i just made a fantastic deal on a prime piece of property , and now you have a problem with that ? caleb : i have a problem with you keeping me in the dark . jane : i used my own money . i used my private funds . and you know what ? if a man went out and made a deal like this , everyone would say he was a genius . but now me ? i 'm supposed to be some poor little , manipulated victim with a screw loose ! jack : no one is saying that , exactly . jane : that is exactly what you 're saying . you want me to go out and get my head checked and fix my stupid mistake ! i am sorry , boys . i 've been through hell , and that gives me the right to make my own decisions whenever , wherever , and with whomever i like . jack : erica , just wait a second . caleb : whoa , whoa . she 's right . [ scene_break ] amanda : i 'm such a wuss . angie : no , you 're not . amanda : then why am i sitting here beating myself up , dying inside , when jake 's the one -- angie : i want to help you . you two are my dear friends , and i want to see you -- i want you to be happy . amanda : i want that , too . angie : then just shut out the rest of the world and focus on each other . come on , baby , find that closeness again . amanda : it might be too late . angie : jesse was gone 20 years . it 's never too late . amanda : but things happen , and i want to believe that jake and i can do it . i really do . i 'm just so frustrated . and i worked really hard to turn my life around and get to a place where i could really be proud of myself , and i was . i really was . everything was so good until -- i just do n't know what to do , angie . angie : do you still love jake ? amanda : with everything that i have . he 's the one . angie : then tell him that . tell him that you need him . and you know what ? with everything going on in that hospital , he 's really going to need you , too . [ scene_break ] david : dr. hubbard , it 's been quite a while . frankie : not long enough . david : i 'm gon na keep an eye on you . a man of your talents deserves to be closely watched . frankie : so does a man like you , david . jake : what do you want ? you want a ticker - tape parade or something ? david : hey , i 'd settle for a hug . jake : no . i could hug you , but it would be around the neck . it 'd be a little too high , and you get choked out , would have to call -- we 'd have to get you a room here at the hospital . tad : that 's my brother , such a kidder . david : oh , what a surprise , the martin tag team . this really is my lucky day . tad : why ? somebody find you a puppy to kick ? david : so , what , you think i came back here to cause trouble ? tad : yeah . that 's about the size of it . david : i guess i ca n't blame you for jumping to conclusions about me , given that i do have a reputation to rebuild , right ? and obviously that 's not gon na be easy , given the blatant prejudice , but i do so love a challenge . and how about you , tad ? tad : what about me ? david : are you determined to remain entrenched in the past , or are you willing to move forward for the good of the hospital ? tad : i 'm not worried about the hospital . i do n't know whether you conned or blackmailed erica into letting you ooze your way back in here , but we both know it ai n't gon na last . david : i guess that 's my answer , right ? tad : yeah , that 's your answer . i 'll spend every waking moment i have to make sure whatever you got cooked up never gets off the ground . david : like i said , i do so enjoy a challenge . jake : you know what , tad ? i 'm just gon na call the man who was the chief of staff here for decades , our father , and have him talk to the board , and this whole thing will be a nightmare behind us . tad : there 's an idea . david : no . let me save you some cell minutes here , ok ? erica and i already have board approval . tad : heh heh heh ! as if . david : yeah , that 's right . we called an emergency meeting without your daddy . it was unanimous . sorry . look at this . the gang is all here . tad : cara , what are you doing here ? cara : are you ok ? jake : yeah , i 'm fine . david : i 'm sorry . forgive my ignorance here , but are n't you married to tad ? tad : yeah . why ? you want to take a shot at this one , too ? david : ok , let me get this straight . you 're married to tad , but you look like you 're worried sick about jake . wow . that 's got to hurt . cara : you should just take your opinions and shove them up -- tad : go home . cara : i 'm not going anywhere , ok ? thank you . david : all right , look . obviously you have some issues to deal with , with your marriage here to work out , ok ? so , look , why do n't you let me take care of the hospital , and you can take care of your marriage ? jake , also , same for you . amanda -- she 's been known to stray , right ? and seeing her knock back those martinis this afternoon and looking like a sweet piece of not - so - humble pie , i got to tell you she looked pretty good . cara : all right . you know what , jake ? this is -- david : this is very touching , seeing how your wife continues to leap to the defense of your brother . cara : i 'm not leaping to the -- tad : cara . david : i got to tell you , tad , i 'm very impressed with how you 're handling all this , ok , seeing how cara 's continuing loyalty to your brother does n't seem to upset you . but then again , i guess at this point , you 'll just take whatever you can get , right ? tad : do n't talk about cara . it 's got nothing to do with cara , ok , because if he hits you , he 's out of a job . if i hit you , i just have fun . jake : what i find so odd is how obsessed you are with our family . david : oh , yeah . speaking of his family -- i guess you may not have heard this , but there seems to be trouble in paradise . amanda and jake are not getting along right now . now , i 'm just guessing , does this have anything to do with your ex ? tad : looks like you 're wasting your time . nobody 's gon na make your day . david : dr. martin , it 's a pleasure to have you back on staff -- it 's entertaining , at least . you 're irreplaceable . but jake already knew that , did n't you , jake ? all right . look , i would love to continue this round of dysfunctional family feud , but , thankfully , i have a hospital to run . jake : `` dysfunctional family feud `` -- be a good tv show . tad : good job . i 'm proud of you . no , i 'm proud of you , seriously . you let me take care of hayward , ok , please ? jake : alone ? no . you need me -- tad : no , no , i do n't , seriously . the jacket thing was a nice touch . because if you 'd taken off the tie , i was gon na call 911 . i 'm up to the job , trust me . if you do anything , he 's gon na bounce you out of here . so just bite your tongue , do your job , and trust -- jake : so i should come in here and just keep a smile on my face , knowing that that ass is in charge ? tad : you do n't have a choice . jake : i think i do . i could kill him . tad : and then ? jake : and i 'd have to go to prison . and then the rest gets ugly . tad : yeah . jake : i do n't really care , though , to be honest with you . tad : yeah , you do . come on . trevor and amanda need you . i need you . i 'll go call dad , see if he can undo any part of this nightmare . jake : good luck . oh , it 's all happening again . cara : your brother is right , ok ? do n't let david force you out . the hospital needs you , so does your family . [ scene_break ] amanda 's voice : i guess i thought that i would feel better , but i guess jake 's the only one that can do that for me . [ crying ] [ scene_break ] jack : you better not be behind this thing with hayward . caleb : oh , jack , please . i 'm not saying that . jack : what are you saying , caleb ? caleb : that she 's right . if you or i had made that deal , we 'd be on the front page of the paper . but dorothy does it and it 's hormonal . jack : would you stop with the `` dorothy `` thing ? you drive me nuts with that . her name is not dorothy . caleb : i 'm sorry , but to me , she 's dorothy . she 's like the gal who fell out of the sky onto the roof of my cabin and -- smart , determined , unpredictable dorothy . [ scene_break ] david : to me . jane : and to me . david : perfect timing . here you go . jane : thank you . david : cheers . jane : cheers . david : i got to say it 's still odd watching you guzzle alcohol . jane : after what i just went through with jackson , i might just down that whole bottle . david : thank you again for holding up your end of the bargain . and by the way , you were wonderful in front of the camera . jane : thank you . david : so now you 're taking flak for it , huh ? jane : oh , yes , from all sides . but it 's worth it if you hold up your end of the bargain , too . david : you do n't have to worry about that . jane : is that true , david ? or are you playing me the way you play everyone ? jack thinks you 're using me . david : that idiot does n't know what to think . he never has . jane : what does that mean ? david : it means if you 're too independent or driven , he will say that you 're too cutthroat . or if you 're all about the glamour , he 'll say that you 're too superficial . jane : does n't jack want what 's best for me ? david : jack has a problem with anyone that 's not squeaky clean . why do you think he keeps breaking up and proposing all over again ? jane : the drama , the passion . i find that very romantic . david : please . if you ask me , it 's a waste of time . no matter what you do , you 're never gon na please jack . you ca n't win . jane : no , i do n't believe that . david : fine . have it your way . drink your champagne . jane : no , i 'm serious , david . i did n't come this far to fail . and do n't think that you can score points with me by criticizing jack . david : wow . you 're good , i 'll give you that . a better erica than erica . jane : there 's only one erica . david : ok . a better erica than that woman you 're supposedly taking good care of . you are still taking good care of her , are n't you ? jane : she 's fine . that 's all you 're getting from me . david : no need to get stressed . i know our deal . i get back into the hospital , you get to keep playing impostor . jane : no questions asked . david : you have your reasons for doing this , and i have mine . so why do n't we leave it at that , all right ? jane : very good . david : one more thing . while jack was having his hissy fit , did that vein in his forehead pop ? jane : you 're terrible . david : look who 's talking . [ scene_break ] caleb : jack , i do n't know why you 're surprised . dorothy is as headstrong as ever . jack : caleb , i know you 're trying to help , and i do appreciate it , but i do n't need a lesson on dorothy . now you got me doing it . caleb : you ca n't control her , and it 's driving you nuts . krystal : hey . jack : hi . krystal : hi . table for two ? jack : no , actually . i 'm not staying . krystal : oh . that 's too bad . i just pulled my famous peach cobbler right out of the oven . jack : ah . caleb : you do n't have to ask me twice . krystal : there you go . jack : i thought she might be here . krystal : who ? jack : who do you think ? anyway , i 'm gon na keep looking . krystal : wait , jack . jack : what ? krystal : i need to tell you something . um , i 'm really sorry , but i just ca n't work for you anymore . jack : why ? krystal : because it 's best for both of us . you know that as well as i do . and besides , you 've got your hands full with erica now that she 's partnered up with david . jack : yeah . so in other words , you ca n't work with me , because i 'm going to be going after hayward ? krystal : that 's one reason . but , yeah . i mean , i 'm still trying to get over what david did to me and tad and my family . i just -- i ca n't work with anyone who 's dealing with him in any way , shape , or form . i just ca n't . jack : i get it . i do . but just know if you ever change your mind , my door is always open . caleb : this is good stuff -- and that was a smart move . krystal : i guess this is it : restaurant business full - time . caleb : come work with me . [ scene_break ] [ jake imitates choking ] cara : i feel that . jake : when i think about it , it 's actually easier for me to redirect my anger and my frustration towards david . cara : easier ? what do you mean ? jake : as opposed to facing my wife . cara : oh . jake : i just hate the way she looks at me now . she does n't think that i -- i 'm telling the truth , or she does n't feel like i love her . she looks like she does n't trust me -- and i do love her . cara : i know . jake : let me ask you something . can you explain it to me ? when you told tad what happened between us , how exactly did you do that ? cara : wait a minute . i -- i thought you -- you did n't tell ? jake : i have n't told her -- no . i want to tell her , just the whole thing with david happened , and i came running down here . how am i supposed to -- hi . amanda : hey . jake : hi . amanda : so what 's going on with david ? cara : oh . um , tad just went to go talk to his father to see if he would talk to the board . tad : jake ? jake : yes ? cara : ahem . jake : no ? really ? tad : the vote 's legit . somehow they were able to call a quorum without dad or j.r . jake : oh , my god . cara : so your father and j.r. were the only ones who wanted to block the vote ? tad : looks like it . dad did everything he could , but they would n't budge . cara : oh . some things you just ca n't fix . jake : i do n't , for one , believe that . i mean , i think you just got to really -- if something 's not right , you got to fix it . come on , amanda . i 'll see you . [ scene_break ] singer : i need someone to save me 'cause i 'm still alive in here someone to lift me out of the dark and fear i just want to hold on to something real jack : so what do you got there ? jane : sparkling cider . you can taste it if you do n't believe me . jack : i 'll have what the lady 's having , please ? jane : are you still mad at me ? jack : i was never mad at you . i was very , very concerned . jane : but that 's nothing new , right ? did n't you miss all that erica kane excitement while i was gone ? jack : there 's not been a dull moment since you 've come back , that 's for sure . jane : and that 's good , is n't it ? because if i was dull , you would n't love me . you probably would n't even look at me . jack : thank you . singer : savior 'cause it 's not my time it 's not my time jane : you know what your problem is ? jack : what 's that ? jane : you think too much . why do n't you just turn that brain off ? there . that 's more exciting , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] krystal : you work with erica . caleb : so ? krystal : so erica and i do n't exactly get along . caleb : right . since erica -- thank you -- since she was rescued , she has n't shown up for work one day , and i need the help . krystal : it does n't matter . she 's not gon na sign off on this . caleb : it 's my company . krystal : look , i really appreciate the offer , but i 'm tired of running in when erica 's running out . and besides , i have my own business here , right ? i got to get back on my game . i got to quit burning the cornbread . but i hope you find what you 're looking for . caleb : me , too . i 'm done . [ scene_break ] griffin : nice pic . you kept your eyes open . david : i always have my eyes open , doctor -- especially the ones on the back of my head . griffin : oh . you do n't have to worry about me , doctor h. it 's your big day . enjoy it . david : i appreciate the support . griffin : you know that nasty rep you have around here ? that 's not the doctor i remember from med school , or after . my mentor , best doctor i ever knew . david : do n't stop talking . please , keep going . griffin : with the talent you have , you have every right to be around here . but if you mess with my sister to get back at jake , i will bust you up . david : and hurt those surgeon 's hands ? griffin : i have no problem throwing a punch . david : we 're on the same side , doctor -- at least , we could be if you change your mind about leaving , took me up on that chance of a lifetime . griffin : once i 'm through with my community service , i 'm gone . david : you 're gon na look back someday , and you 're gon na regret this . i can make amazing things happen . i think i 've already proven that . [ scene_break ] tad : so maybe you should get me out of here before i punch hayward . ok , i 'll just shove him a little . cara ? cara : yeah ? tad : i 'm kidding , ok ? i 'd never do anything to jeopardize jake 's position or yours . cara : i know . tad : so why are you a million miles away ? cara : he 's telling her right now . tad : so no more secrets . let 's go home . [ scene_break ] jake : want a glass of wine or something ? i think we have a half bottle of white in the fridge . amanda : god , jake , if you have something to tell me , just tell me . jake : ok . there is something that i 've been keeping from you . i should 've told you this when it first happened . i want this marriage to work , so i just want us to be honest and open with each other -- amanda : oh , my god , just say it ! i already know what you did ! you slept with cara ! jake : no , i -- i did n't .
erica holds a press conference announcing that she is buying the hospital and that david will be ceo . everyone listens to the announcement and is shocked that david will be in charge of the hospital again . erica is beside herself when she finds out that jane had bought the hospital by pretending to be erica . at the hospital , angie listens to the announcement and then tells frankie that they will soon have a new boss . caleb and krystal listens to the announcement and can not believe their ears . at home , jake questions amanda as to where she had been the night before . amanda is reluctant to answer . tad calls jake to let him know , who had bought the hospital and that david will be in charge . jack is extremely upset that erica is this close to david after all that has happened . jack questions erica if david is blackmailing her . at tad 's . cara starts to leave to protect jake from killing david , but tad stops her . amanda runs into angie , who assures her that everything will be fine concerning her marriage to jake . at the hospital , david sees jake and frankie talking . david can not help but gloat that he is once again in charge . both jack and caleb warn erica about getting involved with david , but erica refuses to give in to them pressuring her .
[ rock music plays ] reggie : any movie with seven sequels has got to be gangster . danielle : no slasher flicks . a bet 's a bet -- winner chooses the movie . live with it . reggie : ok , well , you never said i had to stay awake . reggie : can i have a signal , please ? danielle : whoa . flashbacks . the last time we were here , i was decked out like psychedelic rainbow meets paint factory explosion . reggie : but you were still hot , though . danielle : and not like angry hot . reggie : no . hot hot . [ rock music continues ] [ scene_break ] babe : it 's definitely not a lullaby . something to rock to , huh ? hmm . you 're happy with it , are n't you ? i just wish that you could just tell me that life 's been pretty good to you so far . you know that there 's nobody more loved than you , right ? your daddy can tell you that . i never had that . but you -- you 'll have it forever -- a daddy who thinks you 're the best thing that god ever created . [ scene_break ] david : i 'm babe 's father ? krystal : yeah . i know -- i know it 's a shocker . oh , david , david . david : oh , man . krystal : i 'm serious . david : oh , man ! you would say anything to keep me from blowing the lid on your dna switch . but if you think for one second i 'm going to let babe keep bianca 's baby , you 're out of your mind . krystal : david -- david , it is the truth . david : ron fitzgerald is babe 's father . krystal : that is what i thought , too . but you know that party we talked about when ron dumped me , and i wanted to make him jealous with somebody ? well , you did a hell of a damn good job . david : hmm . [ scene_break ] maggie : thanks . i -- i feel a lot better now , i do . bianca : i 'm glad . maggie : is it -- is -- is that clock right ? no , it -- it ca n't be . maggie : oh , i ca n't find my keys . you know , i 'm always misplacing my keys . bianca : you know , maggie , this is never easy , but however you want to handle it is ok with me . maggie : what do you mean ? bianca : well , for one thing , i -- i can find another place to stay . maggie : no ! no , i -- i can deal . i -- bianca : look , i just need you to tell me what you want from me . [ scene_break ] greenlee : and the piece de resistance of this new hair product line -- simone : helming a new line and a toy car hardly makes up for losing the san francisco job . greenlee : it made more sense to send mia . simone : hmm . greenlee : and your convertible hair concept is the focal point of the line . simone : oh , you 're using my idea . great . greenlee : i 'm using you , too . simone : oh . what else is new ? greenlee : and your hair , blowing back behind you in the wind . tell me you love it . simone : i love it . and those are -- greenlee : well , much too big for that , but they fit the bigger model parked out front . simone : the bigger -- you did n't . oh , get out of here . you lie ! you do n't lie ? there 's one of these parked out there for me ? greenlee : mm - hmm . it 's a company car that i 'm placing in your care . simone : oh , thank you ! thank you , thank you , greenlee ! oh , and thank ryan , too . greenlee : why ryan ? simone : well , who else could 've put you in such a generous mood ? ryan 's back and all is right with your little world . kendall : i left ryan in las vegas . well , are n't you going to welcome back your favorite partner ? [ scene_break ] zach : erica and ryan are flying home on his private jet . george : and ms. hart ? zach : his ex - fiancée � s already landed . george : what 's my job ? zach : your job is to spend some more time in pine valley and find evidence that the marriage between lavery and greenlee du pres is every bit the business deal it seems to be . [ scene_break ] simone : welcome home , kendall . you look -- she looks rested . yeah . kendall : yeah . i did a lot more than rest . simone : ok . i think i 'm going to go for a test drive , you know ? practice the hair , that kind of thing ? i 'll call you later . greenlee : so nice of you to finally grace us with your presence . kendall : well , how could i stay away ? greenlee : you were n't even tempted ? did you have a nice trip ? kendall : oh , for me , it 's very good . greenlee : so , ryan 's still in vegas , with erica . i mean , i take it you did find your mother ? kendall : of course i did . greenlee : is she better ? kendall : what , ryan has n't -- he has n't filled you in ? he has n't called you ? greenlee : we keep missing each other , and i know he 's been incredibly busy -- kendall : yeah , do n't i know it . greenlee : with erica . i hope that he can convince her to come back . you know , my father 's still worried sick about her . kendall : oh , you know what ? you do n't give a damn about my mother . greenlee : that 's not true . kendall : no -- yes , it is . sure , you want to see jack happy , but you -- erica could drop dead tomorrow , and you would n't care . what you want to know is what happened between me and ryan . greenlee : what i want to know is , do you intend to keep jerking ryan around ? because if you think i 'm going to let you hurt him again , you 're going to know a whole new kind of pain . [ scene_break ] maggie : i want us to always be friends , no matter what . bianca : are you sure you 're ok with that ? maggie : i do n't want to do anything to mess up our friendship . but have i now that i told you how i feel ? i -- bianca : no , no . i 'm -- i 'm glad that you said that . i love you , too , maggie . maggie : no , but you 're in love with lena . bianca : i do n't want to hurt you . maggie : you 're not , i promise ! i 'm ok . look , it was really hard for me to get it out , but i -- i do feel a lot better now that i did . bianca : so -- we 're cool ? maggie : we 're cool . completely . ok ? bianca : ok . maggie : and now my keys are -- ugh . all right , look , i have to -- i have to sign into this class before it closes . bianca : what class ? you did n't tell me -- you 're taking summer courses ? maggie : well , just -- i 'm just going to take one -- anatomy , you know . bianca : cool . something every doctor has to know . maggie : eyes , ears , and nose . i mean , how hard can it really be , right ? bianca : maggie , whenever you want to talk -- maggie : thanks . really . thanks . [ scene_break ] danielle : so you have a thing for fashion victims , huh ? how 'd that happen ? reggie : well , you know , the design on the wrapper does n't let you know if the candy 's sweet or not . danielle : whoa ! one of the girls that thought my fusion getup was legit -- she 's blinking like a christmas tree . reggie : ouch . give me some sunglasses . danielle : i hope she has an off switch . i 'll be right back . [ scene_break ] jamie : so , when do you get off ? nicole : you mean other than when you walk in the store ? jamie : yeah . nicole : well , we could be playing pool at the pit in about an hour , assuming that 's what you 're after . jamie : that 's a start . but i got some stuff to do first . nicole : all right , no problem . do you have a cell phone ? nicole : all right . call me when you 're ready . jamie : thanks . reggie : is n't she walking in the wrong direction ? jamie : ok . where 'd you come from ? reggie : oh , i 've been here . if you can take your eyes off her long enough , maybe you would 've noticed me . jamie : what 's up ? reggie : oh , you do n't want to go there . you got on me about how i 'm not getting on dani , but you 're going to let that walk you by ? jamie : nicole is still in the plan , after i talk to j.r . reggie : wait a minute , wait , wait . let me make sure i get this right . you 're putting her on hold for your brother ? jamie : it 's about babe . [ scene_break ] babe : hello , my hottie husband . j.r. : hi . babe : come here . j.r. : hi , sweet wife . [ babe giggles ] j.r. : where 's bess ? babe : well , we rocked out for a while and then when she was ready to nap , she did that little -- that wrinkly nose thing that she does and then she yawned and she conked out . j.r. : great . well , i 'll go check on her , then . babe : no , wait -- she just got to sleep , and you know what that makes this ? j.r. : no . babe : the perfect chance for you and me to spend some quality time together . j.r. : except for that little thing i like to call work . babe : oh , come on . you can call in sick . play hooky . we could go swimming . adam ? adam : hmm ? babe : will you please just tell my husband that a little bit of gel time is good for you mogul types . j.r. : i said i ca n't . there 's a big push to streamline our new office in london . i 've got a lot of work to do . babe : this is n't about work . it 's about last night -- you 're still mad at me , are n't you ? j.r. , i swear it 'll never , ever happen again . if -- if bess so much as even sneezes , she 's going to have both of her parents right there to say `` god bless you . `` i 'm going to stick so close to her side . j.r. : listen , honey , i am -- i am not mad at you . i just have tons of work to do , honest . [ j.r. sighs ] j.r. : so , but , why -- why do n't you go ? go swimming , go to the mall -- have some fun . babe : my fun is right here , with my husband and my daughter . but i will let you gentlemen get back to your wheeling and dealing . but you be sure to save some of that energy for me , ok ? j.r. : mm - hmm . babe : ok ? j.r. : all right . babe : hmm . adam : ok , you can wait for that little tramp to run off with another man or you can force the issue . j.r. : yeah , well , i 'm going to have to think about it . adam : do n't tell me that you want that woman to raise your daughter . j.r. : of course i do n't . adam : well , then do n't risk your daughter 's future . you play by the rules and somewhere down the road , she 's going to sue for custody , and she 'll win because judges are suckers for mothers ' rights , even totally unfit mothers ! j.r. : oh . adam : or -- or babe could take off one day and steal bess if you do n't do something to stop her . it 's up to you , son . [ scene_break ] david : i remember going to the party , but sleeping with you ? no ! krystal : you were wasted . david : so were you -- that 's what you said . oh , come on , this is laughable . krystal : we were together , david . i remember that now . david : well , then that was one hell of a performance you had the other day with ron . why were you so anxious to get him out of town ? and why spill your guts to me about the hell that he put you through ? krystal : because he did put me through hell . but that does n't change the fact that i slept with somebody else and because of that , i have never been 100 % sure about who the father is ! david : oh , right , right , of course up until this very moment , when it 's much more convenient for babe to be my offspring ? what , what ? you think that 's going to keep my mouth shut ? krystal : no , no , but something clicked when i saw you with ron . and then when you said you remembered being at that same party , it all came crashing back . david : oh , yeah , right , i bet . krystal : tad came in while i was trying to put all the pieces together , david , and i could n't say anything in front of him . david : all right , you listen to me -- i do n't believe for one second that you and i slept together , but let 's say we had . what makes you so certain that that was the night that you got pregnant ? krystal : because that was the one time that i was too stupid and too drunk to use protection . david : oh , come on . oh , come on . i mean , all the time that you 've been here in pine valley , all the times that you 've seen me and not once , not once did it ever occur to you that we had ever even seen each other let alone get hooked up ? but now , miraculously , i end up being babe 's long - lost father . come on -- that 's ludicrous ! krystal : it 's sad is what it is . and i am not proud of myself , but it is the truth . all right . fine . i 'm sorry i even told you because you know what ? you know what ? you do n't deserve to be a father . david : wait . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] reggie : you mean nicole 's free and single but you 'd rather chill with your brother 's wife ? jamie : i 'm not after babe . i just want to find out the deal . something 's going on with them . reggie : they 're newlyweds again . you know , now there 's a crib inside the crib . they 're probably getting no sleep . look , they 're going to have to stress through it . jamie : the night before the wedding , j.r. and i went out . reggie : wait . you had a bachelor party and you did n't tell me ? jamie : it was n't like that , or at least it was n't supposed to be . it just -- whatever . the day -- the next day , j.r. made some crack at his wedding about how i should have the first dance with babe . reggie : well , i mean , maybe he was kind of , you know , drunk or woozy . jamie : no , he was n't drinking . reggie : jamie , it 's their marriage , their problem . jamie : j.r. is my brother . reggie : yeah , i know -- `` j.r. is my brother , me and babe is tight , i 'm the kid 's godfather . `` whatever . you see nicole over there ? see ? that 's you . enjoy that . jamie : i will , i am , but -- reggie : is she up for a good time ? jamie : she 's interested . reggie : yeah , well , you know , grab her , do whatever you do and then hook up with me later so we can convince dani to go see `` summer stalk . `` jamie : that 's s - t - a - l - k as in the slasher flick ? reggie : well , it beats dani 's choice -- `` high school makeovers . `` jamie : ok -- both your tastes in movies suck . but i will give you one thumbs- up -- you took my advice on jumped on dani . reggie : yeah , well , we 're hanging out , we 're chilling . no big deal . jamie : yeah , whatever you say . reggie : anywhere , where did she get off to ? how long does it take to rescue some fashion victim ? man : you 're an actress , right ? or -- or a singer ? danielle : you 're warm -- very warm . [ scene_break ] kendall : wow , back to threats already , greenlee ? greenlee : just trying to spare ryan from your wreck of the week . kendall : ok , see , i 'm really confused about something here -- why are you playing the devoted wife when we both know that you 're really just ryan 's frightened little business partner ? greenlee : next time you pop into a trunk , i 'm going to seal it and send it to storage permanently . kendall : oh , all this hostility -- greenlee , i 'm hurt . greenlee : so you eavesdropped and you found out the truth about our marriage -- so what ? kendall : ok , listen , if you 're worried that i 'm going to say something to the sec or the cambias board of directors -- greenlee : you always did overestimate your own importance . kendall : would you relax ? relax , ok ? i 'm not out to hurt ryan or cause any trouble , though it would be poetic justice to send you to prison after the way you attacked me in court . greenlee : i regret that . kendall : yeah , i 'm sure you do . listen , i talked to ryan , and i 'm willing to go along with your pathetic little sham of a marriage . greenlee : did you promise him that ? kendall : i did n't have to . ryan knows i 'm on his side . greenlee : but you did talk to him ? kendall : oh , yeah . ryan and i , we -- we did lots more than talk . [ scene_break ] krystal : come on , admit it , david , deep down inside of you , you feel it . there is a part of you that recognizes babe . david : no . no , this is all too neat . krystal : oh , god . david : the timing 's way too perfect . you made up this bomb hoping that i would protect you . krystal : i do n't give a damn about my sorry butt ! it 's babe that i 'm worried about ! you take bess away from her and you tell her that her baby is dead , you might as well stab her right in the heart . she will never get over that ! david : yeah , well , she 's going to have to . krystal : david -- david , you lost a daughter . how in the world could you allow somebody else to suffer like that ? david : do n't you dare . do n't you dare bring my daughter into this -- do you hear me ? krystal : she already is ! babe is your daughter , too , david . david : you know something ? i still have a sample of babe 's dna back at the lab . all i have to do is submit some of my own and in less than 24 hours , i can prove once again that you 're lying . krystal : no , you do that -- you do that and you will prove me right . i want you to do that . i want you to do that test because i know what the results will be . babe : oh , hey , dr. hayward . i 'm glad you 're still here . i -- i wanted to give you this . [ scene_break ] adam : chandler through and through . hmm . rest well , my sweet . you have nothing to worry about because your daddy is onto your mommy , and he 's going to take care of you . i have every confidence in your father . but if he does n't follow through , your grandfather will . brooke : oh , heaven help us . adam : oh , shh . you 'll wake her ! brooke : oh , ok . all right . but i 'm going to have to wake the whole neighborhood if you do n't tell me what you just meant by that . adam : hmm . i -- i do n't see why i ca n't let you -- take you into my confidence . as a matter of fact , you might be able to help me . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] danielle : so , what gave me away ? man : well , i 've seen you here before . i 'm sure it was you -- your hair and your makeup are way extreme , the funky outfit . what movie were you shooting ? danielle : uh -- let 's see . oh , yeah -- that day , it was just a personal appearance . modeling 's my passion . man : well , designers must kill each other to get you on the runway . danielle : a few have scars , but mostly , i 'm with fusion . man : they 've got to have some great perks . danielle : oh , yeah -- free makeup and -- man : and amazing parties ? danielle : please . last week , i was at this one . there was brad , ashton , will , jada , reese , the jennifers , and that was just to launch our new mascara . man : next time , maybe you can snag me an invitation . danielle : hmm . maybe i could . man : i love to party . i can make a good time into a great time -- you know what i 'm saying ? danielle : who would n't ? reggie : look , move on . danielle : reggie ! man : what 's your problem ? reggie : you do n't want to know . you move now or regret it in five minutes . i 'm not playing with you . danielle : what the hell was that ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : it wo n't work , kendall . you ca n't make me think that something happened between you and ryan . kendall : see what happens when you do n't marry for love ? you always have to question your spouse , because you ca n't trust your spouse . greenlee : i trust ryan . kendall : oh , why , because of that laughable prenup ? [ kendall giggles ] kendall : that was your idea , was n't it ? greenlee : if you really knew business , you 'd see that that was the best thing for cambias . kendall : oh , god , you are so full of it . cambias ? you drew that whole thing up to keep ryan away from me . greenlee : i took everyone 's best interests into account . kendall : you are so self - centered and selfish . you know what ? i know ryan is n't happy with you . greenlee : you do n't know . kendall : i know plenty . i know you disguised the whole thing to look like business when it was -- greenlee : it was . kendall : no , it was your pathetic attempt to land ryan and then guilt him , so he would n't cheat on you . greenlee : ah . so your little ambush in vegas did n't go as planned . kendall : no , it did n't . it went even better than i expected . greenlee : having fun ? kendall : greenlee , now , how could i possibly enjoy seeing you worry ? greenlee : i 'm not worried . kendall : ha . so much for your honesty jag , huh ? did n't last long , did it ? greenlee : your act would be more realistic if you did n't try so hard . kendall : see , you knew that ryan still wanted me . that 's why you drafted up that terrible prenup . greenlee : you 're not that important to me , kendall . kendall : yeah , but i am to ryan and that 's what matters . greenlee : hmm . it 's funny -- i never heard that from ryan . kendall : oh , well , he -- he did n't have to talk about it . you know what they say -- actions speak louder than words . god , it was so nice being in his arms again . we got right back to where we were before . greenlee : before he married me ? kendall : no , before you got in our way . greenlee : these fantasies are n't healthy , kendall . simone 's dad is a shrink . let me get his number for you . kendall : i have to say being with ryan , it was just -- uh ! -- it was better than i ever fantasized . it was so wonderful knowing that we still had that connection and there 's not a thing you can do to mess it up . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] danielle : the man and i were only talking . reggie : yeah . you were talking , he was selling . danielle : you do n't own me , reggie . reggie : what are you talking about ? danielle : you do n't have to get all jealous like that . reggie : you can not be this clueless . danielle : you had no right to butt in . reggie : you need a keeper , danielle . that guy is bad news . danielle : he 's like total white bread , probably majoring in poli - sci or something . reggie : do i have to watch you every second of every day ? danielle : you ca n't keep other guys from talking to me . it happens . plus i 'm a free agent , right ? reggie : you really think he was hitting on you ? danielle : i 've been stepped to before , mr. `` i can control my urges like some tibetan monk . `` reggie : the man was setting you up . danielle : to ask me out . reggie : he 's a seller ! danielle : i 'm sure lots of girls are buying . reggie : no . listen , the powder that he sells you do n't put on your face , you put up your nose . danielle : are you telling me -- reggie : yes . he wants your money for his stash . [ scene_break ] brooke : well , do n't expect me to aid or abet any of your schemes . just tell me with what exactly grandfather intends to follow through , and you better tell me or i 'm going to call out the national guard . adam : go right ahead . i 'll get you the number . brooke : oh , great . i have my phone . adam : yes , i -- i know . i know , i know . you have every right to be suspicious . i was attempting to follow through with securing bess ' early education requirements . would you be willing to put in a good word with the waverly school ? i 'm afraid i made some enemies there when i was nurturing colby � s education . brooke : yeah . stuart said you frightened the children and insulted the teacher . adam : oh . a couple of know - nothings laughed at her , because she brought in a dividend check for show - and - tell . brooke : oh , all her idea , of course . adam : why are you here ? brooke : i just wanted to see if you would follow through on your surprisingly generous offer to spread the wealth , so i brought a list of charities . adam : your generosity knows no limits . brooke : yes , well , is n't it nice that you can afford it . and what has brought about this positive attitude , hmm ? certainly not mary smythe . adam : mary ? oh , please . i barely humor her decorating tips . brooke : well , i think she thinks sharing your bedroom is a little bit more than that . adam : oh , brooke . spying and gossiping about my personal affairs ? somebody might think you 're jealous . brooke : believe me , your love life is the last thing on my mind . adam : that 'd be a good deal more convincing if you and i had n't fallen back into bed several times in the years since our divorce . brooke : i was n't checking around for your availability . i just happened to see mary in the driveway , and she very subtly shouted her apologies from her car window . she said she hoped i was n't offended , but she was n't comfortable sleeping with some lamp that i apparently purchased years ago for the master bedroom ! so , now , i and all your landscapers know exactly where mary is sleeping . adam : you do sound jealous . [ adam chuckles ] brooke : i think what you hear in my voice is relief because she 's not after my son any longer . adam : ooh . brooke : she certainly runs the gamut , now , does n't she ? adam : well , i -- i note a tinge of bitterness in your voice there . are you seeing anyone now ? because your love life is n't listed on your list of needy charities . brooke : yes , well , you would be the last one who i would ask to contribute . adam : oh . it 's such a worthy cause . brooke : do me a favor , all right ? mind your own business and let me and the future generation of chandlers fend for themselves . [ scene_break ] david : and what did i do to make you do that hug ? babe : you gave me a kick in the rear and i deserved it . krystal : hey , what -- what are you talking about ? babe : mama , you heard how hard dr. hayward came down on me about bess . and you were so right , i -- i was crazy to go out drinking all night with my friends . krystal : honey , come on . you did n't get fried , you had a beer or two . babe : yeah , but i was n't here when bess and j.r. needed me and what if -- krystal : honey , honey , now , look , that 's over and done with , all right ? j.r. overreacted . babe : no . i do n't care -- it 's never going to happen again . if i had known , i would 've been right here . krystal : listen , honey , it was a false alarm , all right ? bess is in the pink , she 's fine . babe : she is perfect . but if anything would 've ever happened to her and i was n't here , i could have never lived with myself . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] jamie : so you ready for plan b ? nicole : i love plan bs . jamie : first thing -- we ditch this dump . nicole : all right . let me first reconcile the cash , gather the credit card receipts , and then we 're out . sound good ? jamie : ok . maggie : hello , jamie , jamie , jamie . thank god you 're here . jamie : whoa , it ca n't be that bad . it 's not like you lost your first patient already . maggie : no , worse . i told bianca i think i might love her . tell me -- how do i take it back ? [ scene_break ] bianca : j.r . i -- i just came by to check on bess . i 'm -- i 'm really sorry that you had to take her to the er last night . you must 've been terrified . j.r. : bess is fine . bianca : is babe home ? j.r. : what 's up with you , bianca ? huh ? is this how you keep your promises ? you swore you 'd back off and leave bess alone . babe : whoa -- you made her promise to stay away from bess ? [ scene_break ] krystal : you see how deep her love is for that baby ? bess is her whole world . david : she still has j.r . krystal : that 's not the same . it 's not the same and you know it . could you really rip that baby away ? it would kill her . david : oh , my god . babe is in on this with you , is n't she ? [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] danielle : who made you a narc ? reggie : trust me -- i just know . danielle : how ? you saw him deal drugs ? reggie : no , because my iq 's out of the double digits . `` i love to party , i make good times into great times `` ? please . danielle : you were listening to us ? reggie : mr. spanky clean wanted to move product , only you were too dense . danielle : i -- i knew what he was about . reggie : oh , you knew he wanted to open up a drugstore inside of fusion parties ? danielle : i grew up in new york city , not oshkosh . reggie : i 'm just going to drop it , ok ? i 'm going to drop it . danielle : you did n't have to butt in like that . i -- i was playing him , seeing how far he 'd go . reggie : oh , really ? he was stroking your ego , and you loved every second of it . danielle : you 're not my hero , reggie . i do n't need anyone playing my big , strong man . reggie : hey , you ca n't admit you 're wrong to anything , can you ? [ scene_break ] maggie : bianca looked at me like i was from mars . jamie : really ? maggie : and of course , she covered . you know , she acted real cool and fantastic about everything . what was i thinking ? i was n't thinking . singer : how can he leave ? maggie : i do n't know what i am . i mean , am i gay ? am i a little too festive ? i mean , it 's not like i 'm looking at every girl who 's walking past me . jamie : well , you only have eyes for bianca . maggie : oh , if that is lame humor -- jamie : kinda , sorta , but not really . maggie : see ? that sort of sums me up -- `` kinda , sorta , but not really . `` and i 've never been interested in women before and bianca , i do n't -- i do n't get this . am i just having some sort of delayed reaction to her being interested in me ? now that i 've said everything , i 've completely screwed it up . jamie : maggie , you did the right thing . maggie : no , at least before , you know , i was -- i was ignoring my feelings , and i was n't accepting it at all , but -- but now , you know , once you spew it , you ca n't take it back . jamie : keeping this a big , deep secret from bianca -- that would be even worse . maggie : it 's easy for you to say , jamie . jamie : see , this way , maybe there 's a chance . the other way , you 're always going to be wondering what if . and what do i always say ? maggie : you got to be in it � both : to win it . [ scene_break ] babe : bianca , please , come in . i 'm sorry . come on . j.r. , you said that you were cool with bianca and bess . you lied to me . bianca : babe , i told you i would feel exactly the same way if i were j.r . babe : at bess ' christening , i said that you were as much a mother as i am and i meant it . and i thought that we agreed on that . j.r. : i 'm trying . i just do n't feel comfortable with bianca around bess yet . babe : j.r. , what happened at the hospital was a one - time thing . we were coming down from the storm and the crash . it 's never going to happen again . bianca is a part of our baby 's life and that 's the way it has to be . that 's final . j.r. � [ scene_break ] david : you lying , scheming -- babe knows all about the dna switch , does n't she ? that hug was just a performance to suck me into this lie that i 'm her father ! krystal : no , it is not a lie , and i never breathed a word to her about you being her daddy . david : oh , yeah , right , right -- i 'm going to take your word for that ? krystal : babe is innocent in all this . i 'm the one -- i 'm responsible . i got pregnant by you , and yes , i rigged that test that dr. joe ran on bess . you want somebody to pay for those sins , then it better be me , but leave babe out of it . please , david ? do n't do it , i 'm begging you . i am begging you . if babe loses bess , she is going to be losing everything in the world that matters to her . david : you keep talking about what babe is going to lose . what about bianca ? what does she have ? i saw that girl through her pregnancy . i watched her climb back from the trauma she suffered back to hope . bianca was overjoyed . she was planning on all the things she was going to do , the life that she was going to share with her child , and i saw what losing that child , losing that life -- what it did to bianca . it was that hope , it was all those plans that she was making with her daughter -- that 's what helped bianca survive being raped . and so i want to give her back that hope . krystal : even if it kills your own daughter ? [ scene_break ] kendall : ryan tried to honor your insane demands . i mean , he felt guilty as hell . but when something 's meant to be and something feels so natural , people just -- you just ca n't fight that . ryan and i -- it 's what you call destiny . greenlee : even if he wants you on some level , he married me . i 'm his wife . kendall : when ryan and i were in las vegas , he managed to forget that he had a wife and then he took me to bed . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] man : the atlantic casino 's yours . acquisition was just finalized . congratulations . zach : yeah . thank you . now , while i go and jack up the standards to what we 're used to , i 've decided to leave you in charge of the seasons . man : i appreciate the opportunity . zach : you 're welcome . i 'll be spending a lot more time in the northeast . [ scene_break ] j.r. : hey , listen , babe 's got to go . she got this thing with bianca . she 's willing to risk my daughter 's life in order to prove that bianca 's not crazy . bianca -- she let her take my daughter ! i 'm not going to risk that ! adam : have you got a plan ? j.r. : yes . i know what i 'm going to do . adam : ok . how can i help ? you just name it . j.r. : well , thank you , dad , but i think i got this one covered . adam : my arsenal is always open -- you know that . j.r. : and i know where to find you . adam : ok . [ adam chuckles ] adam : you are the luckiest and most loved little girl in the world . [ adam chuckles ] adam : oh , yes , you are . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] danielle : i know i 'm not right 100 % . reggie : only 99.9 % danielle : i admit when i 'm wrong , but you -- reggie : but me what ? tell me about me . danielle : you think you 're the one and only street - smart brother from the hood . nobody else in the entire universe ever knew so much . reggie : can we forget this , please ? danielle : next time , can you just give me a little credit ? reggie : sure . i never make the same mistake twice -- trust me . reggie : we 're going to get out of here , ok ? let 's go . [ scene_break ] man : been a long time . j.r. : you still in business ? man : demand is high . you tasting again , man ? j.r. : it 's not for me . [ scene_break ] babe : you are a part of bess ' life period . bianca : i know , but if this makes trouble for you and j.r. -- babe : you know what ? eventually , he 's going to chill out , and he 's going to realize that there 's nothing to worry about . the more time you spend with bess , the better . [ scene_break ] krystal : i did n't hand bianca 's baby over to babe . but i have lied and i have cheated to keep her there . do i hate what bianca has suffered ? lord , yes -- bianca is a wonderful , fine young woman . but she 's already suffered the loss of her baby . david : bianca is still suffering ! krystal : and i hate that . i hate what she 's going through , but i can not inflict that agony on my own daughter to relieve bianca 's -- i ca n't ! and you -- you 're babe 's father . she 's your daughter , too -- can you do that ? can you take away her baby ? because bess is hers now . she loves that baby more than she does her own life . please , please tell me that you 're not going to ruin that life . david : there 's nothing you can say that 's going to stop me from doing what has to be done . krystal : oh -- wait � bianca : if i could just convince j.r. that there 's no way i would ever take bess again . i understand she 's -- krystal : david -- david ! [ next_on ] david : i need you to hold on , because i have something really big to tell you . greenlee : you came on to ryan like a cat in heat , but he shot you down . he was faithful to me and it 's killing you . ryan : she 's back , but she 's in bad shape . erica : i 'm home .
david says he does not believe he 's babe 's father . but krystal reveals to him that she has no problem with him testing babe 's dna in order to find out if she 's really lying . he tells her , regardless of whether babe is his daughter or not , he is going to reveal to bianca that bess is her baby miranda , even if it hurts babe .
erica : hey , thank you , jessica . this is going to be a wild ride , supervising producer of my show . you think you can handle it ? josh : not think -- know . you know it , too . erica : even with renowned guests like fertility specialists , dr. greg madden , your father ? josh : best way for you to see me in action -- stubborn guest , lots of quirks , and i can work him . it 'll set the bar sky high for our future guests . erica : you 're hired , on trial . one wrong move -- josh : never happen . now , if you 'll excuse me , i 'll go meet my staff . kendall : cheeky . erica : charming . kendall : well , he 'd have to be both to keep up with you . so i guess i do n't have the job anymore and i am off the hook . erica : no , you 're not off the hook until you tell me how you actually met the charmer and what 's really going on between you and josh madden . [ scene_break ] ryan : nobody threatens my wife . greg : so you 're the husband ? you 're the reason why she 's done all of this . ryan : all of what ? greenlee : what happened to you ? are you all right ? ryan : some guy shows up and wants to arrest my wife -- no , i 'm not all right , and if i do n't get an answer , like right now , he 's not going to be all right , either . greenlee : it 's nothing . he 's leaving . greg : he 's staying . and i suggest we all step inside and discuss this -- together . [ scene_break ] erica : thank you . kendall : yes , mother , we 're having a torrid affair , me and what 's his name . he 's some guy i met through greenlee . erica : well , he said you met at a bank , and you seem to be sharing some kind of an inside joke . oh , no . oh , do n't tell me that you met at his father 's fertility clinic bank . kendall , you would n't be thinking of having a child with zach slater , would you ? say it . say it , kendall . tell me that you will not think of getting pregnant with him . zach : you shared the joyous news . well , she 's right . we 're having a blessed event . [ scene_break ] jack : do n't mind us . lily : dad . sam 's my boyfriend again . is n't that great ? reggie : yeah , that 's just peachy . how about your boyfriend and i just go to have a little -- jack : reggie , reggie , i 'll take care of this . sam , let 's you and me have a talk . what do you say ? [ scene_break ] di : have you lost your mind ? tad : j.r. , wait ! you do n't want to do that . i do . david : oh -- babe : come on , guys . this is a shock for him , too . david : comes right back , does n't it , martin ? the memories ? the pain , the love , the jealousy ? are you two -- tad : no . no , no . that was just kind of a reflex , you know ? i see you inflicting yourself on somebody , and my fist just starts flying around by itself . david : so what happened ? did i jump to the front of the line , huh ? steal the first kiss ? i mean , how could she come back to town and you not -- j.r. : hands off my mother . or next time you go down , you wo n't be getting back up . david : your mother , huh ? so you buy it , too ? i mean , the face , the voice , different ? but those eyes and that kiss -- come on . come on . what is this ? i mean , is this some kind of a setup or something , some kind of a con ? babe : tad checked the fingerprints . the whole story , the details -- it all fits . di : it 's me , david , but please , let me talk to my son right now . david : what ? no , wait a minute . what , you just float back into my life and you want me to just what , just walk away ? where have you been ? where -- when did you get back ? di : it 's complicated . babe : no , actually , she 's been back for a while . little adam 's nanny , the one that i told you about ? david : you came back for your grandson . we have a grandchild together -- your son , my daughter -- di : i know that . he 's a beautiful little boy . david : the nanny ? what , you did n't tell anybody ? me ? j.r. ? not even tad ? j.r. : oh , come on , man . she does n't owe you an explanation . david : you trusted me when you left . i was the only one . you could have come to me . di : i had other things to take care of . i still do . david : all right , so you come back to town with a new face , new name . why tell us now ? di : tad found me . now , he can fill you in on the details . tad : no . i lived it once . that 's enough . you take it from here . david : i 'm not letting you go again , at least not until you tell me everything . [ scene_break ] jack : lily , i 'd like to speak to your boyfriend alone for a minute , if i could . sam : that 's fine . we 're good . reggie : yeah , let 's head out and give these two time to talk . lily : it wo n't be long , will it ? we still have more practicing to do . jack : just a few minutes . [ scene_break ] erica : how can you have a fake marriage and want a real child ? oh . are you making another grab at your father 's estate ? only cambias grandchildren can inherit , so why not have a little heir ? zach : it 's not a bad idea . why do n't we go home ? kendall : ok , could you enjoy this a little less , please ? thank you . mother , listen to me . not even brad pitt could convince me to crank out a rug rat , trust me , never mind my not - so - loving husband . and , you -- a casino opening is not a blessed event . erica : ok , swear to me . kendall , swear to me that you will never have a baby with that . kendall : no , no , no , mother , no babies , no barf , no bootees , not now , not ever . zach : yeah , you got plenty of time . your clock has n't even started ticking yet . erica : oh , will you make the man stop talking . kendall : why are you even here ? zach : i missed you last night . kendall : he means at the casino , not in bed . erica : no , i was there . i did n't see you . it actually gave me hope . now , my daughter has done her part . your casinos are reopened . so why do n't you just pretend you have a soul and let her out of this bogus marriage ? zach : and make her a single mother ? kendall : no , would you please be quiet ? erica : you heard my daughter . now , i have a show and a staff to run , if you 'll excuse me . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan , this is the doctor that i told you about . i went to him for help . greg : more than once and under false pretense -- greenlee : it was a mistake . i know that now , and it 's all over . ryan : except here he is in our home accusing you of what , exactly ? greenlee : a misunderstanding . it 's all my fault . the doctor and i can discuss this calmly if you would just ease up for one tiny moment . greg : i 'd be very happy to discuss it calmly . and this time we 'll include your husband as we should have done the first time we met . ryan : fine by me , because i 'm not about to leave you alone with this gentleman . greenlee : you have to . please . do n't make me do this in front of you . you say things to your doctor you expect to stay private . ryan : yeah , so much for private . i mean , the doc shows up at our door . greg : i 'm not her doctor . i refused to take her on as a patient , so there is no confidentiality , and i will not have my ethics compromised . greenlee : please , just give us a sec , let me deal with this whole ethics thing , and then you and i can enjoy our day . it 's ok , really . ryan : ok . fine , i 'll go and get some take - out or something . you -- you watch your accusations . greg : mr. lavery , i really think you ought to stay here and listen to what i have to say . ryan : well , my wife says otherwise , so you say what you have to say and then you get out of my home . and you call me if you need me . greenlee : ok . ryan : all right ? greenlee : mm - hmm . greg : you stole your husband 's donation vial . i want it back . [ scene_break ] kendall : so that 's why you married me -- so you can freak my mother out for a good laugh and a half . zach : that 's not the only reason . where the hell were you last night ? kendall : you 're kidding me , right ? you 're going to play the wounded husband right now , because i did n't cling to your arm and coo what a big strong casino boss you are ? zach : this is your casino , as well . it 's business , just like our marriage . now , you 're in or you 're out . kendall : i 'm in , dutifully so . how much did i make last night ? zach : before or after lavery lost it ? kendall : lost what ? zach : you still care about him ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : how 'd you really lose my husband 's sample ? it did n't just grow legs and walk away . that was all there was left . greg : spare me the fake indignation . either we resolve this now or else you can speak to the police . greenlee : hmm . you 're in the paternal gene business . let 's play who 's your daddy ? mine 's a bigtime lawyer , remember ? the former da with tons of friends on the force . greg : well , then i 'm sure he 'll be pleased to know what both his wife and his daughter have been up to . erica came to me , too . she pleaded your case . as a compromise , i offered to set aside your husband 's sample , so it would n't be used by any of our other clients . greenlee : so you have a shred of decency . you still blew it . greg : someone tampered with the doorknob of the cryobank . when someone touched it , it came off in their hand . when i went into the bank later to separate your husband 's sample , it was missing . greenlee : you had a break - in , and all they stole was ryan 's ? greg : no . three vials are missing . greenlee : because i care about joe blow 's thingies ? greg : the three vials all had similar donor profiles , all matching your husband 's . greenlee : someone with good taste got greedy . why run to me ? greg : one person had a motive -- you . one person demanded to be impregnated without their husband 's knowledge -- you . one person dressed up in disguise to commit fraud -- you . now , give me back the vials . greenlee : someone snagged my husband 's product , and now you use me as a scapegoat ? you 've lost my husband 's offspring . i should put you in jail . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , first , the opening and now ryan . when you signed our marriage license , did you read the tiny little small print ? see , it says you and me , business , and dollar signs . no feelings , no affection , no emotional confessions . so if you get all he - man jealous , you can kiss wifey good - bye . zach : you need to calm yourself down . i 'm in no way interested in your romantic life . why would -- is it me ? i mean , why do people always think that i 'm saying something that i 'm not ? kendall : because you 're always very clear and to the point and rarely ask stupid questions like `` do i still care about ryan ? `` zach : let me try again . last night , ryan lost his money , and then he lost his head , and he went after ethan . kendall : well , boys will be boys . zach : it was n't a boy . it was an angry man ready to destroy anything that got in its path , and if he does n't get a handle on it , someone 's going to get hurt . now , personally , i do n't really care one way or the other . question is , do you ? you care enough about ryan to help him -- yes or no ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : my god , ryan could have a zillion babies out there nine months from now . has anyone contacted the other two donors ? you better watch out , doc . your grass is about to get mowed down to the roots . greg : do you think this ridiculous cover - up will get you anywhere ? greenlee : you so much as say `` boo `` to my husband , mention me and vials in the same month -- never mind the same sentence -- i will bring the mother of all scandals down to baby central . `` dr. world - renown blah , blah , blah , blah , blah `` will be front - page news . you 'll have to hock your clinics for your malpractice suits . greg : is anyone actually afraid of you ? greenlee : someone broke into your clinic . word gets out , what woman will trust her womb to you ? greg : a ridiculous lie does not change what you have done . greenlee : is it worth your life 's work to take me on ? ryan : you 're still here . greg : you have no idea what you 're in for -- either one of you . greenlee : mmm . that smells yummy . ryan : i know that face . i 've seen that guy before . [ scene_break ] babe : so tad had put it all together -- that diana was really dixie , and she 'd come home . david : nice work , tad . all the research you did on dixie 's accident , and she 's changing diapers in your son 's house . j.r. : and all your trust , she still does n't want to see your face . di : do n't speak for me , j.r . david : she obviously did n't run home to you either , did she , tad ? no violins , no heartfelt reunion ? tad : i do n't think she wants to have anything to do with you either , so you 're just going to have to find somebody else to drug . david : dixie -- the baby . tell me about the baby . j.r. : no way . you 're not going to get another word out of her . we 're done . you hear me ? david : you had no faith in her . you did n't think that she could carry a child to term . well , if you two are n't together , does that mean a custody suit ? my vote goes with a mother 's love . di : david , stop it . you do n't know what you 're doing . there is no baby . david : oh , my god . dixie -- you risked your life for that little girl . i 'm so sorry . di : i ca n't talk about this , not right now , not with you . david : she left because of you . if he did n't push you away , your daughter could be here today right now . j.r. : all right , you 're going in . tad : throw him in , and i 'll hold him under . di : just stop it . babe : will you just give him a quick second ? he just found out all of this . j.r. : oh , well , it looks like you want to go in , too . babe : oh , come on -- david : do n't threaten my daughter . babe : you know , let 's just go now . come on . david : dixie , we have a lot to talk about . please , come and see me , all right ? babe : please . j.r. : go away . di : oh -- i -- i am sorry . i mean , david 's just a -- god , i 'm -- i 'm so sorry . tad : why ? he was always twisted . you finally just bothered to notice . j.r. : come on , tad . she did n't come all the way back home to get a guilt trip about hayward . suck it up and move on . tad : yeah , i 'll do that . di : no , no , no , not like this . do n't go , tad . [ scene_break ] jack : sam , you know that lily is special -- from the way she works to read a face to pick up cues , the way she ca n't stand red , to the way she needs a schedule to feel safe . now , my point in all this is that you do n't do her any favors if you ignore her condition . it 's not a matter of being pc or cool or anything like that . she has a legitimate disorder and it needs to be considered . sam : autism spectrum disorder . jack : yes . sam : we do n't just make out . we do talk . i know all about it . i mean , what you do n't seem to understand is that we talk about a hell of a lot more than that . i mean , do you ? jack : sam , you would do well to remember that this conversation is about you and my daughter and whether i 'm going to permit you to see her . sam : well , what 's your other option ? i mean , lock her up ? put her in a bubble ? make sure she 's daddy 's special little girl that never grows up ? if that 's the issue , then we 're set , because lily and i never do anything she does n't want to do . jack : that 's exactly what has me worried , sam . lily : you think they 're done yet ? reggie : i do n't hear any whimpering , so , no , not yet . lily : ok , well , then we have some time . you said you wanted to explain to me dating cues ? reggie : yeah , there are some things that guys might try to pull on you that i need you to look out for , ok ? lily : thanks . they do n't teach that in life skills . reggie : no , they do n't . all right , let 's get to the big stuff , like kissing . all right , if you have to , all right , i guess it 's ok . but touching -- lily : touching is hard for me . i have to practice that a lot . reggie : ok , if you 're going to touch from the neck up , that 's ok . from the neck down , no way . all right ? lily : that rhymes , ok . easy to remember . anything else ? reggie : all right , your clothes -- they never come off , ever , or open . that means buttons , belts , and especially zippers . no zippers . lily : but you took off dani 's blouse . remember , i took pictures of it ? reggie , did you do something bad ? [ scene_break ] josh : tone it down . nothing comes near that set that takes attention from our star . woman : ok . erica : hmm . i think i might have found the right person after all . greg : erica , we have a problem . erica : oh , no . you 're not pulling out of the show ? greg : no , not at all . erica : thank heavens . ok , anything else i can handle . so what 's the problem ? greg : that favor you asked for a friend -- well , there 's been a hitch . i -- josh . what are you doing ? josh : trying to find a new soundboard . greg : this is a joke . are you trying to annoy me ? erica : well , now , no one could be annoyed at my new producer on his first day . greg : new -- he has n't had a day 's experience in television in his life . erica : which makes him very fresh and exciting and also very much on trial , which he knows . but i believe that josh and i are on the same page , and i think josh has the goods . greg : no , this is absurd . he 'll play superstar for one day , then within a week , it 'll be over . that 's what he does . josh : miss kane was never my boss before . that changes everything . greg : do n't waste your time , josh , and please do n't waste the time of other people . now , walk away now . josh : i 'll have my girl call your girl about your segment . i have a girl , do n't i ? erica : you may hire an assistant . the gender is your choice . greg : i need to ask you a favor . fire my son now . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , do you want me to report that guy to the medical board , because he 's got to be some sort of a quack -- greenlee : ah , no . ryan : to show up here . greenlee : ignore him . attack of the killer ego . he went off on me , because i was n't respecting the process . evidently , the sharing police want to lock me up . ryan : well , sometimes sharing is overrated . greenlee : hmm ? you bite a pepper ? ryan : that guy 's not a shrink . he 's a fertility doctor . [ scene_break ] kendall : i care about ryan and his wife . you happy ? zach : i 'm giddy . look at me . kendall : i will talk to him . we 'll sort this whole thing out . zach : you 'll talk to him ? kendall : yes . zach : good . now , that 'll fix what 's broken . good , you talk to him . kendall : no , what is your brilliant idea ? zach : well , it 's not talking . i tried that , and it did n't work . kendall : ok , what 's going on with you ? since when are you save - the - world slater ? is the tin man cruising for a heart ? zach : my only concern in this is you . and if you keep running that big mouth of yours , maybe i 'll change my mind . how about that ? i 'm asking you a question . is ryan lavery worth saving , yes or no ? kendall : save him from what ? what do you know ? [ scene_break ] ryan : he 's a celeb fertility doctor . i 've seen him on tv . you went to him and you kept it from me ? greenlee : it was an impulse . ok ? i needed info . i wanted to see if what you had done was reversible . ryan : but you know the answer to that . i mean , we 've talked about it . it 's irrelevant . greenlee : i went for me , too , to see if i was even fertile . if i 'm not , then i was having all those feelings for no reason . ryan : but there 's -- there 's got to be more . i mean , the guy shows up here , and he wants to put you in prison . what did you possibly do to tick him off ? [ scene_break ] greg : well , you could find somebody with more experience . you see , the thing with josh is he never digs in . he never likes to do the work . it 's all flash and fun , and then he 's on to the next fad . erica : well , maybe he 's never had a proper challenge . i assure you he will find it here with me . greg : well , i would rather he found it with me in medicine . well , erica , you 're a parent . you understand what the pull is , the need to have them close so that you can help them to flourish . it breaks my heart when i see him wandering around like this . erica : but what about josh 's heart ? i mean , if i were to fire him -- greg : if you do this for me , i would be prepared to overlook what your stepdaughter has done . erica : we 've been through that already . greg : yes , but she 's taken it one step further . she made a very stupid mistake , the kind of mistake that could land her in jail . [ scene_break ] jack : sam , lily has no idea what it means to have a real boyfriend , and i just do n't think a teenage boy should be the one to teach her . [ scene_break ] lily : dani was wearing a blouse with six green buttons undone . reggie : yeah . i guess i did kind of unbutton dani 's blouse a little bit . lily : and you were wrong to do that . reggie : i 'm a guy , ok ? and it 's my manly duties as a guy to -- to be bad . it 's the girl 's job to stop that from happening . lily : so dani was bad for allowing that to happen ? reggie : lily , you 're killing me here . not -- no , no , you 're not killing me . let 's read them , ok ? lily : ok . `` no clothes come off , ever , no touching below the neck , no buttons , no zippers . `` reggie : and when do you call my cell ? lily : if sam asks for a back rub or if i see anyone doing drugs or if the touching rule is broken . reggie : yeah . that 's everything . i guess . i guess you 're as ready as you 'll ever be . [ scene_break ] sam : are n't you going to tell me you know where i live , and you know plenty of guys who 'd be happy to break my legs ? jack : i would never say that , sam , however true it may be . sam : lily is safe with me . lily : reggie explained everything to me . could we go on our date now , please ? [ scene_break ] david : unbelievable . babe : i know . i mean , j.r. 's mama , the nanny ? this is absolutely crazy . david : it 's fantastic . to dixie 's return . babe : ok , wait , are you even ok ? you got that weird , wild look in your eye . david : sweetheart , we just got slapped in the face with a major miracle . i mean , come on , you saw the look in martin 's eyes . he and j.r. both buy into this . dixie is back in the flesh . babe : look , daddy , i know that you and dixie , you guys -- are you ok with all this ? david : babe , do n't i look ok ? what 's the matter ? you do n't want in on pine valley 's newest miracle ? babe : it 's mama . is all this going to be good for her , or is she going to lose tad ? david : dixie go back to that slack - jawed lump of a martin ? if i have my way -- and i will -- tad and dixie 's going to be the one thing that does stay dead and buried . [ scene_break ] di : i did n't want to believe that you two had drifted so far apart . together forever was your dream , too , not just mine . j.r. : you left . things change . di : i betrayed you , with david , with how i came back . i carry my fair share of the blame . tad : is that why it took you so long to come home , because you were lugging that guilt all over europe ? must have been a real problem getting connecting flights . j.r. : you wanted her back just as much as i did . either act like it or shut up ! di : j.r. , stop it . it 's me you should be angry with , not tad . now , i ca n't undo everything i 've done , but if i could find a way to help you guys bring -- j.r. : no , no , no , no , no , no . look , it 's never going to happen , mom . tad : see what a warm , generous person he grew into when you were gone ? i 'm so sorry you missed it . di : j.r. , i let you believe someone was dead , too . now , you 've hugged me , and you 've called me mom . it 's forgiveness , j.r. ca n't you do the same for tad ? j.r. : you fell off the side of a mountain . you went through surgery , therapy . you found your way home . he looked me in the eye and told me that my infant son was dead . he decided that i was n't good enough to raise him and gave my son to his son , the one he really loves . that 's what tad did while you were gone . winifred : i 'm so sorry to bring him back , but he was so fussy and he wanted to see his daddy , crying for his father . j.r. : aw . well , daddy will take of him . oh , come here , buddy . you coming home ? di : yeah , just a little while longer . i 'll meet you there . j.r. : all right . this way . tad : do us all a favor . knock it off . either that or get on a plane and go right back to wherever it is you came from . what the hell you think is going on here ? what do you think this is , some kind of boo - boo you can kiss and make better ? that you can send us off to father - and - son bingo night and everything was going to be just fine ? di : you two need each other , tad . i had to start somewhere . tad : why ? why do you have to do anything ? hell , why not do it in three years . do it in another 30 . think about all the total disasters you could swoop in and fix . di : i ca n't ask you to forgive me . tad : ca n't or wo n't ? either way , it does n't matter , because i do n't think the knife twisting in my gut 's going to disappear anytime soon . di : just forget about me and all this -- tad : i 've tried , remember ? it did n't take . but if you insist , i 'll give it another shot . di : you love j.r. , tad . i know you do . tad : does n't matter anymore . a lot 's happened since you 've been gone , and god knows i could have used your help , but i did n't get it . so i tell you what . you go back to that house and you hover over your grown son . whatever you do , you leave me out of any more of your miracles . di : oh , god , you could always be such a stubborn jerk , but you have gone above and beyond . tad : you do n't get it . three years did n't just change you . it changed all of us . and something tells me that none of us is going back to the way we were . [ scene_break ] babe : tad and dixie -- they were bigtime true love . i mean , what makes you think that they 're not just going to get back at it ? david : one of pine valley 's greatest fallacies -- tad and dixie equals forever . please . they swung by a divorce court three separate times over the years . and even when they were together , it was n't exactly hallowed ground . babe : you did n't just have an affair . you really loved her . david : yes , i did , very much . it was huge for both of us . babe : do you love her now ? david : i love you . you 're my daughter , my priority , you and my grandson . babe : who 's also dixie 's grandson , who 's j.r. 's mama , who 's the nanny . this whole thing -- it absolutely blows my mind . david : has dixie -- i mean , has diana -- has she offered to help you out in any way with little adam ? you know , like maybe get you some extra time with him or anything ? babe : come on , i am your daughter , but i 'm also her son 's ex - wife . that woman , she came down on me like an 800-pound mama gorilla . according to her , i 'm the root of all of j.r. 's evil . david : she did what ? she had no business doing that . babe : oh , come on . i hijacked her grandson . you ca n't exactly expect her to call me sweetie and hand me my son . david : she damn well better if i have anything to say about it . look , do n't worry , i 'm going to take care of this . babe : oh , no , no , no . you are not taking care of anything . anytime you say that , it means we should all just dive and duck for cover . you mess with j.r. 's mama , he whips out his revenge handbook , and he beats me with it . david : no , let 's just relax , ok ? i 'll calm down , and i 'm in for the night , so it 's ok . take it easy . babe : really ? david : look , why do n't you just go home and go see jamie , ok ? babe : are you sure ? david : yes , i am sure . i 'm perfectly fine , and you have nothing to worry about . everything 's going to be great , for all of us . [ scene_break ] jack : so you will take the bus to bj 's , you will go to the movie , you will take the bus directly back here , and you will be in this door by 11 : 00 , yes ? lily : right . we 'll spend 105 minutes at the movies , 45 minutes at bj 's , 13 minutes on the bus both ways . according to my schedule , we 'll be done at 10 : 50 , and that leaves 10 minutes for us to practice our kissing . sam : sounds like a plan . jack : have a good time -- within reason . sam : back by 11 : 00 , sir . lily : bye , dad . jack : well , there goes our little girl . reggie : yeah . jack : reggie ? reggie : what ? jack : where do you think you 're going ? reggie : it 's hot out , all right ? young kids -- trust me , i 'll be your eyes and ears . [ scene_break ] kendall : if you wo n't tell me what 's up with ryan , then that 's it , i 'm out of here . zach : ryan is going to kill someone if he does n't get help soon . kendall : why , because he would n't listen to you , and he went off on ethan ? i mean , come on , zach . who can blame him ? zach : no . because there was a body on his living room floor . kendall : a body ? as in dead ? zach : no , unfortunately . it was david hayward , and like all cockroaches , he 's going to be fine . next time , i do n't know . your ex - boyfriend 's got some anger issues . kendall : oh , well , i ca n't imagine why . he only had a psycho killer go after him and his wife , who just happened to be his own brother . if you had to put a bullet into michael , would n't you have some major anger issues ? zach : and i would like to thank the evening news for the update . thank you . how does that help your friend ? kendall : it does n't , but it makes me feel better . and did n't you say i was your prime concern ? zach : you do n't want to listen , i 'm not going to bother . kendall : ok , wait , stop , stop , zach . wait a minute , please . i 'm listening . zach : i think you need to know what it is that ryan does when he thinks no one is looking . [ scene_break ] ryan : did you go to the clinic to find a donor ? greenlee : no . not at first . i wanted to explore my options , so i went in with a fake name and a disguise . ryan : this is insane . greenlee : dr . ballistic figured it out , and i 'm a snake , a fraud , an insult to the baby business . that was his polite way of warning me never to come back . ryan : which you would never have done anyway , right ? greenlee : i 'm into name brands , not generics . i 'm done with that place . ryan : look , i know it hurts , never having a baby . i know it was your dream , and you ca n't expect it to go away overnight , and do n't think you have to hold your feelings from me . but you know that an anonymous donor is not going to work for us . you know that , right ? greenlee : oh , i know that . i swear on my love , on my life for you , i do n't want to have a baby with anyone but you . [ scene_break ] erica : so you think greenlee stole ryan 's -- greg : it 's the only explanation . you really have to try to get through to your stepdaughter , you know . she ca n't keep taking things into her own hands . erica : but you spoke to her , and she denied it . what more can i do ? greg : well , you certainly have a very cavalier attitude about the creation of a life . my son says he understands you . i do n't . how could he ? erica : exactly how did this all become about me ? and why are you so determined that your son not work for me ? [ scene_break ] jack : look , reggie , we can not selectively mainstream . we ca n't trust lily in one area and not in another . you understand what i 'm saying ? she 's earned our trust . she 's earned the right to live like any other teenage girl , even though it might give us nightmares and what i 'm sure is the beginning of an ulcer . reggie : all right , i trust lily , ok ? i do . it 's that sam guy that takes all of two seconds for him to forget her schedule . jack : lily does not get off schedule . reggie : j , there 's always a first time for everything . you ever think of that ? [ scene_break ] erica : greg , i 've been where you are -- run my children 's lives , been devastated when things did n't turn out the way i planned . but no matter how much we want them to do what we want them to do , often they do n't . but if we let them find their own way , they might even thank us . greg , i wo n't fire your son . [ scene_break ] kendall : if this is true -- zach : it 's true . kendall : ryan 's going to get himself killed . zach : i think that 's the point . [ scene_break ] greenlee : now will you tell me what happened ? ryan : the bike got the worst , ok ? i 'm going to be fine . greenlee : you promise ? because if you 're not -- ryan : i 'm going to be fine , i am . greenlee : i need you to be ok , ryan . ryan : why do n't we do something new , all right ? why do n't i take you to a hotel , and we just have room service and in - room massages and relax ? i just want to -- i want to take care of you . greenlee : we 'll go away soon . i need time , you know , until then . ryan : anything you want . greenlee : anything i want . [ scene_break ] david : ah . di : you nasty sob . david : here it comes . di : you -- you could n't help it , could you ? you just had to make tad suffer , had to bring up the baby he lost ? david : did they doubt me ? did they think i lied ? no . di : oh -- david : i played my part . i was exactly the guy they expected me to be . di : mm - hmm -- rotten to the core . now you 've come back here to toast your triumph . david : do n't get all self - righteous on me , dixie . and what is this nonsense i hear about you sticking it to my daughter , blaming her for that piece of trash j.r. ? di : i 'm j.r. 's mother . i mean , how convincing would i be if i just grabbed his cheating ex - wife for a big hug and a kiss ? i mean , everything in me said to let her have it . david : you do n't get to blow me off , sweetheart . that is not part of the deal . [ door slams ] j.r. : what deal is that ? [ next_on ] kendall ( to zach ) : either help me save ryan or you stay out of my way . krystal ( to tad ) : we need to talk about dixie . jamie : what are you studying , anyway ? amanda : anatomy . you want to tell me what you know about this body ? ethan ( to simone ) : hello , gorgeous . david ( to di ) : you can thank me now . [ di slaps david . ]
dr. madden goes to confront greenlee because he knows she stole the frozen sperm cells from his clinic . ryan comes and asks them what is going on . he then discovers that he knows dr. madden is a fertility doctor and asks greenlee why she would want to get pregnant from an anonymous donor . he has no clue what her real intent was . zach tells kendall that he knows that ryan might get into some real trouble and asks if she cares enough about ryan to want to help him . dr. madden goes and finds out that erica hired his son to work for her at new beginning and tells her she must fire him . but she refuses . jack and reggie are concerned about lily getting too close to sam . david pretends that he really believes that `` di `` is dixie and upsets both tad and jr . they both seem to be fooled into believing she is the real dixie . but jr walks in on david 's conversation with her about the `` deal `` they have and asks what they are talking about .
pa announcer : dr. forest , dial 118 , please . dr. forest , please dial 118 . [ as julia naps at the hospital , josh wakes her up with kisses . ] julia : mmm . yeah . keep this dream going . oh ! what the hell was that ? josh : i was just keeping your dream alive . julia : oh , it was disgusting . josh : actually , i lied . i 'm just conducting a little experiment . the medical community is really curious to find out if you 're willing to give it up to a guy who 's old enough to shave . [ julia hauls off and slaps josh . ] [ scene_break ] [ jamie whistles as he sits looking at the site of greg 's grave . ] j.r. : is that necessary ? jamie : the whistling ? j.r. : you can put a rest to that , too , but i meant the ball . you want to wear it out ? jamie : that 's a good prop , huh ? for shooting hoops or pretending to . keep it in the air , man . [ after jamie leaves , j.r. continues the watch over greg 's gravesite . ] [ scene_break ] babe : you ca n't ? no , that 's not possible . you have to -- of course you ca n't . i get it now . thanks . so , which one of you should i thank ? erin : sorry . is there a problem ? babe : gee , you think ? damn straight there 's a big problem . [ scene_break ] kendall : we need the video , all right , ryan ? there 's way too much to remember here . i mean , how -- how to feed him , how to -- to change him and bathe him and then -- and all of that stuff . ryan : it 's not an exact science . kendall : ok . were you teaching the class ? ryan : no . kendall : no . no , you were n't , so then do n't pretend like it 's no big deal , ok ? by the time spike is ready for all of this , i will have forgotten everything , and i -- we need to videotape it next time . ryan : hey , hey , hey , hey -- kendall : it 's going to be a lot better . oh , my god . spike . [ scene_break ] [ children play at the park as zach plays with j.r. 's ball . ] j.r. : ryan already launched his first sneak attack at the rooftop at fusion . now it 's your turn ? let her rip . zach : if i want to bring a man down , he 'll never see me coming . [ scene_break ] [ trumpet plays `` reveille `` in greg 's grave to wake him up . ] [ scene_break ] kendall : ryan , look at him . ryan : hey . hi , little guy . he looks so -- kendall : he 's so cute . his eyes -- his eyes are n't taped anymore . he 's -- you can even see his eyes . they 're -- they 're beautiful . hey , honey . see mommy and daddy admiring their perfect spike ? ryan : that must feel good , huh ? it must feel so good not to have all those wires and tubes and everything . kendall : oh . wait a minute . this is good , right ? is this -- is this good ? this is good ? ryan : of course it 's good . look at him -- he looks great . he looks fine . kendall : yeah , but they -- they did n't tell us that they were going to take him off the machines and everything . ryan : no , but he 's healthy . look -- i mean , he looks -- he looks healthy . kendall : well , yeah . i mean , he looks sort of plump -- plump for him . i mean -- do you think it 's possible he gained weight since last night ? is that possible ? dr. mayer : oh , it 's more than possible . and your son 's weight gain puts him exactly where we want him to be . kendall : oh , now , you -- that 's my boy . that 's my boy . ryan : that 's right . your mom named you right . dr. mayer : well , you two are just in time . kendall : yeah , for the chubby spike unveiling . dr. mayer : that 's right . time to start adjusting spike to life outside the incubator . so , who wants to hold him first ? ryan : his mom . kendall : his dad . [ scene_break ] zach : this is nice , out in the sun , not the fluorescent lights of the hospital . no tubes , no life support . j.r. : yet . zach : yet . so keep playing these silly games to celebrate your freedom and stop hassling my wife . j.r. : kendall missed a lot because of me . just figured i 'd fill her in on you and dixie . zach : mm - hmm . do n't get involved in that . j.r. : she deserves the truth . zach : you do n't recognize the truth when it 's staring you right in the face . j.r. : you want to shoot hoops or no ? ok , i got the message . zach : repeat it so we 're clear . j.r. : you 'd like to slam me . if i were you , i would . what i did to kendall and her baby i 'll probably never be able to make up for . you want to take revenge , or at least try . zach : i either do or i do n't . j.r. : whatever . just do n't exploit my mother anymore . zach : exploiting women is your game , not mine . j.r. : she does n't need you complicating her life . zach : no , you have that covered , do n't you ? j.r. : why do n't you take care of your own life and leave my mother alone ? zach : the only reason you 're still alive , junior , is because of your mother . [ scene_break ] babe : oh , come on . do n't be shy . the least you can do is take some credit . simone : look , we 're trying to work here . babe : yeah , so was i. i had a presentation that somehow -- which one of you erased it ? danielle : excuse me . is she accusing us of office espionage ? simone : oh , no , no , no , honey . babe : i sweated blood on that presentation , and it was fantastic , and one of you made it disappear . simone : oh , please . `` my dog erased my homework `` ? why in the world would we mess with your little product blurb or whatever ? babe : to make me look bad ? simone : like she needs our help for that . babe : to make me so mad that i would quit . danielle : paranoid much ? simone : look , we all know that you came here better prepared to pose the question , `` do you want fries with that ? `` than you are capable of writing marketing strategies or participate in r & d. so , honestly , babe , did you realize that your little presentation was so lame that it 'd be better for you to pull the plug on it yourself and then blame us ? danielle : brilliant deduction . simone : thank you . babe : you guys could n't just stop at the presentation . you had to get into the mainframe and take out the entire project file . erin : hey . these are some pretty serious charges you 're throwing around . babe : and you know what the sad part is , is that whoever did this put petty backstabbing above the good of the company . you hurt fusion . that teen presentation was fabulous , and it could 've boosted sales by millions . danielle : you 're your biggest fan . simone : her only fan . babe : either you did n't read it or you decided to screw over fusion , because you just do n't care . simone : oh , wait -- you just wait a minute right there . are you accusing me ? look , honey , if you ca n't keep up with today 's technology , do n't blame your failures and your mistakes on me . we wo n't have that . babe : hmm . i 'm quaking in my choos . simone : you should . erin : we do n't want to see you angry and unhappy . that 's all . danielle : we do n't want to see you . babe : then i suggest that you leave , because as long as you 're all here , i 'm up in your faces . simone : oh . oh . yeah -- and look who 's accusing us of not caring about the company ? you know that attacking us does n't help the company at all . if you really cared at all about fusion , you 'd just stay at home . babe : gee , i would take the day off if i did n't have to reconstruct my entire presentation . coming up with the whole campaign , the ad copy -- it was time- consuming . streamlining `` fusion facts for teens `` on to cell phones , product information , makeup tips , sales offers , but you know what ? if i did it once , i can do it again . simone : yeah , well , do n't bother . you 're off the project . erin , honey , i know that you 've got the teen target , so see what you can do with it . thank you . babe : you ca n't do that . danielle : she just did . simone : go on , erin . it 's all yours . babe : no , this is my idea , simone . simone : yeah , well , you blew it . you leave me no option than to reassign the presentation . babe : and i am a partner with a hell of a lot of stock . if you think you 're just going to rip this out of my hands , you are going to have to wipe out a lot more than my computer . [ scene_break ] josh : what 's with the face ? julia : i hope you 're bruised or get whiplash . josh : oh , come on . you enjoyed it , maybe even more than i did . julia : you 're a disgusting pig . josh : five more seconds , you would n't have been able to stop yourself . julia : with you ? never , no way . josh : you were about to jump on me right here , which proves that you 're just wasting your time with the martin kid . julia : shut up , josh . josh : there 's a wonderful world of adults out there -- single , available adults , julia . julia : what , is this something that you 've heard about ? when was the last time you actually had a date ? josh : are you asking me out ? julia : go to hell . josh : no , seriously . you want to know if i 'm single , if i 'm spoken for . julia : oh , do n't even -- josh : no , it 's -- it 's all right . do n't be embarrassed . it 's perfectly natural . i mean , maybe jamie was an appetizer . now you 're ready for the main course . julia : you really have no idea how obnoxious you are , do you ? josh : oh , you just misdirected your desire towards a kid -- jamie . julia : you 're supposed to be an adult ? that , jumping on me ? josh : that was more of a slow mount . julia : you have the mind and the mouth of a junior high school perv . i have n't heard the `` you say you hate me , but you 're really hot for me `` come - on since eighth grade , so -- josh : you think i 'm coming on to you ? julia : i think your tongue in my ear was pretty much the tip - off . jamie : kissing by hospital staff on hospital property ? damn . now i got to spoil my morning by filling out a report . [ scene_break ] kendall : i ca n't believe it . i really -- i really ca n't . you either have nerves of steel or no nerves at all . ryan : come on , it 's not like it 's the absolute first time i ever held a baby and it kind of comes back to you like -- like riding a bike . kendall : how can you compare the greatest gift humanity has ever produced to your two - wheeler ? oh , i kind of wish he did come with training wheels . [ spike fusses ] kendall : yeah . ryan : no , you do n't need them . you do n't believe me . i have n't held a little baby this small since erin and jonathan came back from the hospital and , you know , they 're all right . kendall : well , well , hold on , you were so young . you 're not ready for that . you were n't ready for that . ryan : i did fine , i did fine . my point is only if i can do it , you can do it . [ baby stretches his little arms over his head and squeaks . ] ryan : right , spike ? you think mommy can handle this ? or do you think that this is maybe just like a really special daddy time , like male bonding sort of thing -- you and me , man ? you and me , spike -- we got it all under control . kendall : you know , it must be things like this that -- that make people think that moms and dads should be married . really ? oh , munchkin . kendall : what is this , huh ? huh ? hmm . oh . daddy has the inside track , huh , because he 's so brave ? he 's so brave , is n't he ? ryan : your mom is plenty brave , too , ok ? it 's just , well , a little education can be dangerous . i think the baby class just kind of freaked her out a little bit . kendall : and you ca n't be too careful . ryan : now , that clucking might sound like chicken , but really it 's -- it 's more mother hen . you see , she 's just trying to protect you from her . kendall : would you quit warping my child ? do n't warp him . ryan : you can thank her when you learn how to talk , ok ? because truthfully , your mom -- she 's actually a pretty clumsy chick . kendall : i am not . i 'm not , i 'm not . ryan : wait , i 'm sorry . wait , wait -- what ? kendall : take that back . ryan : just -- shh , shh . kendall : i 'm not clumsy . ryan : would you be quiet ? what was that ? he 's trying to say something . [ spike fusses ] ryan : ok , yeah . kendall : oh . ryan : oh . spike says it 's time . it 's time for his mom to hold him . [ scene_break ] zach : be a good boy , junior . babe and dixie have done all they can to save you . j.r. : i know what they 've done . zach : you do ? you sent her to see me ? i thought it was her idea . j.r. : just stay away from her . zach : hmm . dixie thinks she can save you , so she asked me to overlook that you almost killed my wife and her son . so this is it . because of dixie , this is your one and only mercy pass . do n't screw it up . ( man ) from the very start , zach : dixie loves you so much , even you ca n't wreck that . i do n't know , man . i feel sorry for her . she had two kids . one was taken from her and the other one -- well , the other one 's you . does n't seem fair , does it ? anyway , my compassion for her has limits . if you as much as look at kendall the wrong way , if you pick up her paper in the morning -- j.r. : or you 'll kill me . i got it . zach : good . why do n't you try to repay your mom by being human for a while ? just pretend . do the right thing for once . help find your sister . [ scene_break ] [ a loud march plays in greg 's grave as he finds a framed photo of josh . ] greg : josh ? oh . oh . [ scene_break ] josh : so what 's stopping you from running off to grandaddy ? jamie : i want to be sure of protocol . and who would know better than a staff physician ? i mean , you 're concerned with the image and welfare of the hospital , right ? well , i better get my facts straight . so , who did the ambushing and first - degree kissing ? julia : ahem . jamie : a doctor forcing his intentions on a nurse ? oh , that sounds like sexual harassment . julia : and grounds for dismissal , according to the handbook , especially when the nurse in question was asleep at the time of the lip - on - ear contact . jamie : wow . were there any extenuating circumstances , doctor ? were you sleep- deprived , on medication ? i mean , he has been under a lot of pressure with his dad disappearing and all . julia : no , there 's no excuse , and the sleazebag defense wo n't fly , either . jamie : so i guess the only question is , do i go straight to the chief of staff -- you know , my grandpa joe -- or do i take this outrage to human resources ? julia : or to the media . jamie : oh , yeah . they 'd love this . julia : would n't they ? jamie : yeah , but if you do that , then you just feed into people 's beliefs that evil is inherited . josh : you know , you two do what you got to do . i have patients waiting . julia : well , see if you can keep your lips off of them . [ scene_break ] [ spike fusses as ryan places his son in kendall 's waiting arms . ] kendall : shh . kendall : he 's perfect . i 'm the luckiest woman on earth . luckiest . ryan : and the most confident . kendall : yeah . of course . there 's a nurse in the other room . i think i just want to stay like this , just until he gets , you know , in kindergarten . ryan : i 'm not sure that it works exactly like that . kendall : yeah , but we could just rent out the hospital . they 'll never even know we 're here . ryan : interviewing nannies . come here . kendall : no , no , no , wait a minute . no , she does n't even have any children -- your assistant ? ryan : no , she 's just doing like a screening , you know ? she 's going to screen them and do background checks . and then you 're going to make the final decision , because i -- it 's just important to me that you have all the help that you want or that you need . kendall : i do n't want some -- some nanny . i mean , i -- i do n't want spike thinking some nanny is his mom . i am going to put in more hours than anybody . and i 'm going to be the nicest and the most fun -- ryan : and the prettiest . kendall : yeah , he 's smiling ! ryan : smiling . kendall : he 's cute . and definitely the best - dressed . that 's for sure . no one will spend as much time with you as i do . i 'm going to teach you all the animal sounds . i 'll teach you in english and french . ryan : hmm . kendall : and i 'm going to teach you how to count -- how to walk , first . ryan : hmm . kendall : and which girls to stay away from in the sandbox . ryan : and i 'll just be , like , hanging out on the sidelines , i guess . kendall : no . no , i did n't mean that i 'd raise him alone . ryan : i know . kendall : i did n't mean that . ryan : i know . kendall : you , my love , are going to be surrounded by wonderful , loving family and friends . ryan : including your very hands - on dad , because it 's very important that you know i 'm not going to be at the office every day all day . i 'm going to be around . i want to be there when you take your first steps , ok ? in fact , i 'm going to be holding your hand . i do , and i want to get all the reports over the phone . like that -- yeah , holding your hair like that . kendall : oh . ryan : that 's right . and if i 'm not right there that second , i 'll be there very quickly , because it 's only going to take me a little while to get from where i live to where you live . kendall : well , ryan , it 's not like you live right around the corner . zach 's condo . ryan , why do n't you just buy zach 's condo ? zach : it 's too late . i accepted an offer this morning . kendall : oh . well , honey , tell them that they ca n't . tell them no . i mean , the -- the roof is leaking and the bathtub has overflowed and there 's mold in the bathroom . ryan : whoa . the realtor should 've told me that . well , you know , i 'm the buyer , so -- kendall : are you kidding me ? really ? oh , you 're not as dumb as you look . all right . that is -- that is wonderful . is n't it ? ryan : i 'm not going to be -- obviously , i wo n't be with him at the courtyard full - time , just a couple nights a week , so that i can -- i do n't know , so that i can be there if kendall needs me . zach : he looks great . kendall : he 's tube - free . hmm . you should 've seen him . his beautiful eyes were open , he was looking everywhere . zach : good . ryan : it 's just -- it 's very important to me that i -- i pull my weight and if i 'm close , like across the courtyard , that way i can -- you know , i can relieve you in the middle of the night , so you can get some rest , that 's all . kendall : it makes sense . it would be really good to have you across the courtyard . ryan : i think you two should -- should talk about it , make sure that you 're both fine with it . zach : talking about it wo n't make any difference . [ scene_break ] simone : did you forget about kendall ? once again , no business sense , no basic arithmetic skills . babe , yes , you have stock , but when it becomes vote - wise -- well , let 's see . let 's break it down for you -- here 's you and here 's me and kendall . let 's count , shall we ? one , two -- oh , we trump your one little vote . capisce ? babe : not the finger i 'd have given you , but -- [ babe sighs ] babe : yeah , it 's pretty clear . simone : good . danielle : you 're not going to call kendall in here for a vote , are you ? simone : oh , wait , no . that is being left up to babe . i mean , i am not about to be the one that would wrench kendall away from her adorable son when he almost died for reasons we all know too well . danielle : yeah , at the hands of a wealthy thug who walks free . erin : uh - huh . i think -- i think interrupting kendall 's time with spike would be a really great way to score you some points there , babe -- force her to come down here and run interference , because you ca n't get along with your co- workers . i think she would sympathize . i think that she would want to give you a pep talk , maybe even take you out to lunch and discuss your bright future here at fusion . simone : oh , yeah . oh , my gosh . i think you 're on to something . danielle : maybe we 've been too hasty . simone : yeah . erin : call the hospital , because kendall 's out of her class now , and she 's at the neonatal unit looking at her baby , praying for him , hoping that he gets to come home soon . so you -- you call her , and you tell her that you got a real emergency . poor you , poor dissed babe . it 's -- it 's inhuman what 's been done to you -- you , who have never hurt anyone else in your entire life . call kendall , because i would like to hear what she has to say , and i will , we all will . you wo n't even have to put her on speakerphone . simone : oh , yeah . erin : yeah . simone : she 'll be heard in llanview . danielle : in hollywood , in galaxies far , far away actually . babe : wow . so you guys are all against me , huh ? simone : wow , she 's quick , this one . babe : oh , it 's not news . danielle : well , it took you a little while to catch on , though . erin : well , maybe it 's time to re - evaluate your priorities . what are you trying to prove by staying here ? simone : yeah , where you 're not wanted . erin : yeah . you could be at home with your kid being the mother that he needs . simone : hmm . erin : just forget all this merchandising and flow charts and just -- you concentrate on being a good mom . babe : you know , i would -- i would love to hear you give kendall that exact same speech . give up business so you do n't neglect your son ? [ scene_break ] kendall : spike needs both his parents . it 's just as important for ryan to be there as it is -- zach : i 'm all for it . apparently , the buyer grossly overpaid . ryan : huh . well , you know , what can i say ? i really wanted the place . zach : now you got it . kendall : how about that ? you are going to have mommy , daddy , your stepdaddy , and maybe even a nanny all looking after you , taking care of you , loving you . hey , you guys ? you guys , look . look . he 's holding on to me . zach : he 's never going to let go . kendall : ooh , my little boy . i love you . you know that . you know you 're safe with me . ryan : you 're safe with all of us . all of us are here to take care of you . [ scene_break ] erin : i do n't think anyone is going to have to give kendall advice on parenting . she 's just so damn grateful that her little baby survived . danielle : no thanks to you - know - who . babe : i think we all know what happened . erin : and no thanks to the man you ca n't tear yourself away from , the man who you would n't even let go to prison for nearly killing kendall and her baby . it 's interesting , is n't it ? i mean , the son that you treasure -- you want him to have mommy and daddy at his side no matter what the cost , but never mind the fact that daddy wanted to murder mommy . babe : you leave my son out of this . erin : you love little adam , you worship him , even . but ryan and kendall 's baby -- does n't matter . babe : that is crazy , and you know it . erin : oh , so , he almost died -- so what ? simone : yeah , no punishment for the rat who almost killed him . babe : i am not having this fight again . simone : what kind of a moron who uses their kid 's birthday for a password ? erin : i 'm sorry -- `` password `` -- did you -- did you erase her files ? simone : and the problem with that would be ? erin , you ca n't be on two sides at once , ok ? sometimes , you have to lie . erin : yeah , that 's -- that 's very true . i was willing to give babe the benefit of the doubt until she helped j.r. walk . [ scene_break ] j.r. : hi . i 'm here for a test . [ phone rings ] j.r. oh , excuse me . i 'm sorry . j.r. chandler . josh : hey , kimberly ? how would you like to take a nice , long break ? [ scene_break ] julia : your lips are superior . jamie : stop trying others . [ julia chuckles ] julia : why so salty ? jamie : hmm . sorry about that . julia : no , no , it 's not a criticism . i like my margaritas with salt , too . just curious . no answer -- ok . jamie : a bad , kind of a rough morning . julia : oh , were you up early digging ditches ? jamie : close enough . julia : hmm . [ scene_break ] greg : oh . more water . energy bars . oh . josh 's picture . oh . disguised voice : this is your wake - up call , madden . ready for today ? it 's the first day of the rest of your life . [ scene_break ] julia : we should talk . jamie : what , rising interest rates , global warming ? julia : oh , no . jamie : close calls in quarantined rooms ? julia : that one . jamie : you know , i want to revisit that one , too . julia : ok . i said we should talk . jamie : you can keep talking if you want to . julia : without distractions . jamie : oh . who 's distracting who ? julia : `` whom . `` jamie , we need to get a few things straight . jamie : you know , that does n't sound like much fun . i have a better idea . julia : i 'm not going to be able to fight you , am i ? jamie : you can try if you think it 'll be more fun . julia : i just seem to forget everything when you 're around . jamie : well , that 's not really a serious condition . i have a surefire treatment . want to try it ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : look , i 'm supposed to leave a sample . josh : fill her up . what can i say ? we 're understaffed . [ scene_break ] greg : oh . this picture , this -- all of this stuff . how did you get all of this here ? disguised voice : welcome back , dr. madden . sorry this is another recording , and i 'm not there in person , but when i did drop in to see you , you ignored me . greg : oh -- what ? what ? you dug me up ? you 've restocked me with supplies ? disguised voice : how 's your hangover ? those barbiturates can be nasty . i 'd drink a lot of water if i were you -- flush out your system . greg : damn you . damn you ! you ca n't get away with this . you ca n't keep digging me up and -- damn you ! somebody will see you . somebody will see . somebody will get me out of here ! disguised voice : no need to thank me . taking care of you is my top priority . do n't worry , i wo n't let you die of dehydration . i 'll keep you alive for as long as it takes . how do you think you 'll feel after being in that cozy coffin for weeks , months ? we could go on for years and years . [ scene_break ] [ as music plays , julia and jamie make out in the shower . ] singer : you look into my eyes , i go out of my mind . i ca n't see anything 'cause this love 's got me blind . i ca n't help myself . i ca n't break the spell . i ca n't even try . i 'm in over my head . you got under my skin . i got no strength at all in the state that i 'm in , and my knees are weak and my mouth ca n't speak . fell too far this time singers : baby , i 'm too lost in you , caught in you , lost in everything about you , so deep i ca n't sleep . i ca n't think . i just think about the things that you do , you do . i 'm too lost in you too lost in you , oh , i 'm lost [ scene_break ] kendall : hello , ladies . ahem . who is the most perfect child in the entire world ? erin : my nephew , spike ? simone and danielle : spike ? kendall : mm - hmm . and who is officially healthy , very wealthy , and soon to be very , very wise ? erin : oh , my nephew ! simone : oh , spike ? kendall : yeah ! la . danielle : whoo ! erin : yeah . simone : yum . kendall : `` yum `` is right . ok , you guys , listen -- we went over there and he has no more tubes . simone : oh , hey . kendall : he 's free . my baby -- erin : oh , my god ! kendall : my baby is free . my baby is free and he 's just like every other little child in this entire world . simone : yes , but he 's perfect . erin : oh , was ryan there ? kendall : that 's true . was ryan there ? well , well , yeah . and i have to tell you , um , spike saw his daddy . erin : oh , my god . kendall : yeah , he opened his eyes , and they 're gorgeous , and they 're -- erin : of course they are . kendall : big and beautiful . simone : oh . ok , and the champagne . kendall : the champagne is chilled and ready for a toast . simone : yeah . kendall : of course , i ca n't join you , because i 'm fresh from my hospital stay , so it 's all to you guys . erin : well , to spike . kendall : to spike and to another new business venture . now , you guys remember the partners , they wanted to open this big club downstairs ? simone : right . kendall : well , their big backer backed out . simone : oh , no . oh , please do n't tell me we 're going to be stuck with some kind of tacky -- kendall : no , no , no , no , no , no -- us . simone : what ? kendall : we 're going to open our own bar -- yes , our own bar . simone : oh ! kendall : think about it , you guys , and really see it . see it . simone : oh , i am . oh , my god . kendall : yes . simone : oh , that 's brilliant . kendall : is n't it ? is n't it ? is n't it ? it 's us . it 's modern -- it 's modern , it 's sleek , sort of -- `` sort of stylish `` -- very , very stylish and , of course , sassy . erin : yes ! kendall : so , ok , wait -- check out the name , you guys . you 're going to love this . what do you think of -- confusion ? erin : oh . oh . danielle : i love it . erin : oh , that 's -- danielle : cool with a sense of humor . kendall : oh , yeah . simone : oh , can you please pour me a confusion cosmo ? kendall : or maybe a confusionatini where the most elegant , fabulous people will make deals and make dates and get things on . erin : can we do this ? danielle : i 'm liking it . kendall : `` can we `` ? babe : not a chance in hell . [ scene_break ] j.r. : not a chance in hell . josh : well , no sample , no test . your sobriety is suspect . it 's like refusing a breathalyzer , but worse . i 'll have to report you . j.r. : i 'll go to the john . josh : no , you 're not going to be able to do that , either , because the men 's room was flooded this morning . so you 're just going to have to think of something else . like babe , for instance -- beautiful , amazing babe , who deserves so much more . i 'm just wondering how you got her to step up for you . blackmail , drugs , hypno ? j.r. : surf 's up . [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm glad you 're cool with the whole condo thing . it 's just -- it was important for me to run it by kendall before , you know , i mentioned it to you , that 's all . it just made a lot of sense to me . you know , i ca n't be a lot closer to my kid than in your old place and that 's honestly the only reason why i made the bid , you know ? i want to make it clear that i have no intention whatsoever to make any trouble for you two . you do n't believe me . you seem a little distracted at the moment . zach : spike 's an engaging kid . ryan : mm - hmm . or your mind 's on greg madden and where you have him stashed . [ scene_break ] disguised voice : death 's not even a way out of it . kate 's your ticket back to the world , to fresh air and mobility . come on back . give up the exact location of dixie martin 's daughter , the name of the family who adopted her , and their address . now is the time . spit it out , doctor . now is the time . now is the time . now is the time . now is the time . now is the time . [ next_on ] babe : you will not open a bar in this building . kendall : i got two words for you , babe -- done deal . ryan : madden was alone with kendall at the clinic during the blackout , and i just ca n't help but wonder if spike could be -- zach : do n't think it .
in the hospital , kendall and ryan bond with baby spike and are so happy that he 's getting stronger , no longer needs his eyes closed and needs no more tubes . they are ready to take him home and she suggests that ryan moves into zach 's condo across the yard so that he can be close to his baby . zach agrees but reveals that he is not happy . the fusion women make it clear to babe that she is not welcome there . kendall returns to colleagues and is ready to celebrate with all of them except babe . zach finds jr in the park and tells him that the only reason he is not going after him for what he did to kendall is because of dixie . but he 'd better leave kendall alone and stop filling her head with assumptions about him . josh indicates that he wishes julia would choose him instead of jamie . but she only likes jamie regardless . still , nobody reveals that they know where greg madden is nor do we find out who put him in the box in the ground .
jack : erica , we do n't have to go through with this divorce . we should n't even have filed for this divorce . erica : but jack , you -- pam : i knew it ! jack : what the -- man : can you explain this ? you were kissing . erica : we were n't exactly kissing . man : we know what we saw . now america wants to know -- is it official ? is the divorce off ? [ scene_break ] babe : ok , the 24th amendment was the poll tax . or was it the 26th ? i ca n't remember . jamie : the 24th . babe : i can not keep these straight . jamie : look , most of the questions ask for a conclusion based on the information they give . babe : how can i infer when i ca n't think ? jamie : you 'll do fine . look , think about -- uh -- getting the certificate . think about how proud your mom and little a will be . i 'm proud of you already . [ scene_break ] krystal : all right , well , you two cats let me know if you need anything else . tad : ok . all right -- um -- my turn , right ? milla : mm - hmm . tad : um -- um -- um -- ok . here 's to -- here 's to being the other woman . milla : well , being scandalous has never been more fun . tad : hmm , hmm . milla : here 's to `` new divorce . `` tad : no , no . no , it 's `` the new divorce , `` and absolutely not . here 's to praying that we have n't been cast in -- in recurring roles , ok ? milla : oh , to you . singer : why do n't you tell me what 's on your mind ? milla : mmm . tad : i feel sorry for jack . milla : yeah , you know , jackson is such a great guy . but erica kane ? tad : oh , yeah , i know . milla : wow . tad : well , you know what they say -- it takes an entire village to raise a single erica . milla : well , i am just happy not to be in their way . tad : hmm . milla : besides , you are a much better date . tad : you 're not half bad yourself . [ scene_break ] j.r. : we 're going to get out of here , ok ? everything 's going to be just fine . amanda : you do n't know that . ok ? do you hear that ? it 's the sound of your plan going `` boom . `` j.r. : yeah , well , then i 'm going to come up with another plan . amanda : you are not in charge anymore , j.r . your muscle - head kidnapping buds -- they deserted us . ok , you have no idea what will happen . huh , we could die in here . j.r. : no . no , no , no , no , no . we are going to get out of here . amanda : and i should trust you , why ? j.r. : because my father 's all about power . he 's all about control all the time . and he 'll do whatever it takes to track me down . amanda : because he loves you so much ? j.r. : no . because i lost him $ 100 million . [ scene_break ] adam : half - wits ! [ adam sighs ] adam : the man assigned to following those thugs just dropped the ball . zach : and whoever dropped off the information is what ? adam : just gone , it 's just gone . damn it ! have you had any luck with your contacts ? zach : afraid not . adam : why wo n't the kidnappers call ? zach : has the ransom transfer gone through ? adam : it will within the hour . zach : we 'll hear from them then . adam : no , no . once the kidnappers have their money , j.r. 's not going to be of any use to them . zach : they 'll release him . adam : no , they 're not going to release him and risk being identified . we have to find j.r. before they kill him ! i can not lose my son . [ scene_break ] j.r. : my dad will use losing his ransom as a way to attack my stocks , and my company -- amanda : who cares about your freaking company ? help me find a way out of here . j.r. : look , i am adam chandler 's son . that means i 'm his property , and i 'm going to make him pay for it . amanda : help me move this . j.r. : you know , it 'll serve him right if i starve to death down here . amanda : shut up , j.r. ! you know the only way your dad 's going to cough up the cash is if he still cares about you . j.r. : are you even listening ? my father is all about control . amanda : oh , please . we could die in here and you ca n't focus on anything but adam . this whole kidnapping drama is to prove that daddy still loves you . you want your father back . [ scene_break ] jack : i made it clear to you at the comeback . keep the camera away . pam : this is n't my camera , it 's larry longan 's from his show . erica : jack , let me handle this . man : you stole our idea for `` divorce watch `` for your show . you owe us . jack : i do n't owe anybody anything . erica : i had no idea that you were coming . how is larry ? man : oh , he 's going to be sorry that he missed this . pam called , said the tide was turning on `` divorce watch . `` pam : there are enough ratings to go around . jack : well , i 'm not going to tell you again , i do n't want any part of this , you understand ? erica : jack , wait a minute . pam : erica , this is for sweeps . we had to go for it . man : apparently , so did you . how did it feel to kiss the love of your life again ? jack : i have no comment . man : are you two getting back together ? erica : no . no , we 're not . man : what did that kiss mean ? erica : it meant that jack is having a very hard time coming to terms with the inevitable . jack : is that what it meant ? man : jack , was that a good - bye kiss , or the flicker of an old flame ? jack : i 'll tell you exactly what that was . it was none of your damn business . man : what 's your answer to america ? jack : i 'll tell you my answer to you -- go to hell ! erica : no , no , no , no . he -- what he means is that -- man : oh , we know what it means . you ca n't hide from your fans . what do you say ? now is not the time to be shy . let your heart pour out . let our viewers feel your pain . [ jack pushes the microphone away and punches the host in the face ] erica : oh ! [ scene_break ] milla : tad the cad ? tad : yeah , believe it or not . milla : really ? tad : yeah . sounds like a snack , does n't it ? [ milla laughs ] tad : yep . way back when , when the world was still cooling . i do n't want to brag , but i was known to have a certain fondness for the ladies . milla : huh . well , they still seem to have a fondness for you . tad : yeah , because i got money . [ milla laughs ] tad : i know . have another drink . milla : why do n't we have that other drink back at my place ? tad : uh -- hmm . whoo . wow -- um -- i 'd -- i 'd love to , but -- milla : but you 're not that into me , are you ? tad : no , no , no , no , no , wait , wait -- no , no , it 's not that . really , it 's not that . it 's -- you 're definitely -- definitely . i -- i just -- i do n't -- i do n't think i can tonight . i 'm sorry . milla : huh . your loss . but if you change your mind , give me a call sometime . tad : i will do that . milla : hmm . good night . tad : good night . milla : good night . krystal : ice water ? the closest thing i have to a cold shower . tad : yeah , well , i could use it . krystal : what happened ? huh ? ms. candy pants and you seemed to be ready to close the deal . tad : oh , i closed it all right . i pretty much nailed it shut . krystal : well , that 's a shame . she had `` disappointment `` written all across her forehead when she left . tad : i 'm just not in a place where i can get into the dating thing , that 's all . krystal : yeah , i know . i know . you have n't been getting into the dating thing for quite some time now . tad : is that obvious ? krystal : oh , come on . a beautiful , smart , successful , available attorney is interested in you , and you turn her down . come on , what happened to `` tad the cad `` ? tad : the cad has been retired . krystal : the cad is a coward . [ scene_break ] babe : what about clueless plus wrong equals lost ? jamie : come on , give it a try . it 's a 50/50 chance . babe : i hate math . you do n't understand . i have been alive for over 20 years , and i have n't used this stuff once . jamie : that 's it . it 's break time , come on . babe : what ? no , no , where are we going ? i do need to study . jamie : you , my dear patient , need to learn how to relax . let 's go . skedaddle . [ scene_break ] [ ava whimpers in her sleep ] jonathan : ava ? ava , are you ok ? hey . ava : what are you doing here ? jonathan : ava , it 's ok , it 's ok . you 're safe here . ava : what , from you ? this is not a peep show . jonathan : you were having a nightmare . you sounded scared . ava : and why do you care ? jonathan : i just wanted to make sure that you 're ok . ava : oh . jonathan : you know , the first night in any new place -- it 's -- it 's weird . ava : yeah , that 's one word to describe it . jonathan : yeah . no , but -- but you 're sure you 're all right ? ava : yeah , i 'm fine now . jonathan : ok . ava : so do i look more like lily when i sleep ? jonathan : good night , ava . ava : jonathan , wait . do n't leave . [ scene_break ] adam : no email . the webcam is still down . maybe they 've already killed him . zach : they want their money . adam : huh . i told -- i told j.r. that i -- that he was dead to me . i looked him right in the eye and said `` you 're gone . `` huh . i pushed him away . it 's my fault he 's in this mess . zach : i doubt that . adam : so help me , i would -- i would forgive anything for j.r. right now . whatever it takes . just bring him back alive . bring my son home to me . [ phone rings ] adam : chandler here . have you found my son ? ah , yeah -- um -- yes , thank you . the money transfer has gone through . [ scene_break ] j.r. : oh , you have been locked up way too long . you 're getting delusional . i give two spits about my father . amanda : denial , party of one , your table 's now ready . j.r. : i set up this kidnapping to get back at my dad . i do n't care if he loves me or not . amanda : i have been locked up here with you for god knows how long -- hours , days -- and it 's all about adam . everything you say , think , and do -- `` daddy , love me . daddy , pay attention to me . `` j.r. : oh , you have lost touch with reality . amanda : despite everything , you love your dad , and you want him to love you back . j.r. : i have my son , and that 's all the family that i need . amanda : look , i go to bed at night hoping that i will wake up and my mom wo n't be sick anymore . that it will all be part of some horrible dream , but it 's not , ok ? it 's real . but i still love her , despite everything that she 's done . j.r. : oh , no , no , no -- do not compare my father to your mother . amanda : you can not trade in your family when they hurt you , j.r . j.r. : you know , you 're starting to sound like your mother now . it 's like crazy time . whoo - hoo ! amanda : do n't get mad at me because i called you out . j.r. : no , you did n't do jack . amanda : you know that i 'm right . j.r. yeah , keep telling yourself that . amanda : you are hung up on your dad , and you always will be . j.r. : ugh ! look , i do n't care about my father . i hate my father . and you know what ? he can go to hell . and you can go right there with him . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] adam : yeah , adam chandler . yes , yeah -- you have my money now . how is my son ? where is he ? is he all right ? yes , i -- i know where that is . it 's -- 550 . got it . hey -- thank you -- [ scene_break ] erica : jackson , what were you thinking ? are you all right ? jack : tell me something -- does that answer your question ? pam : maybe you 'd better put some ice on that . man : are you insane ? you broke my nose ! jack : yeah , my aim 's off . i was shooting for your jaw . erica : no , your nose is not broken , it 'll heal . man : if i 'm scarred -- if i 'm disfigured , you 're looking at a seven - figure lawsuit , buddy . jack : yeah , you 're looking at a countersuit -- violation of property , trespass -- stalking . now get the hell out of here before i give you another pop right in the mouth . and you , too , pam . get out of here , both of you . now ! man : you 'll be hearing from me . jack : oh , i 'll count the hours and minutes . do n't trip on the cord . that was surely nice . you must be so proud of yourself . erica : i had nothing to do with that . jack : oh , come on , erica . sweeps , ratings ? two of your favorite words . you want me to believe you did n't have anything to do with that ? erica : pam handled all of that . she arranged all of that . i knew nothing about it , trust me . jack : oh , but you loved it , though , did n't you ? `` oh , absolutely , definitely , surely we 're going to get divorced . `` you keep telling america that 's what you want . erica : well , we are getting a divorce , jack . you said that 's what you want . and i still want it . jack : no , i 'll tell you what you want . what you want -- what you want is to tease me in front of your fans . what you want is to drive me so crazy that i what you want is a season finale with me crawling on my hands and knees begging you to come back , pleading for you to end all this . well , you know what ? i understand that . i understand why . you want to know why ? here 's why . because that way , you get to claim victory , and you get me back . [ scene_break ] ava : well , i did n't mean to upset you about lily . jonathan : i do n't want to talk about lily . ava : ok , that 's fine . no worries . jonathan : all right , so you asked me to stay . why ? ava : because i want to thank you again for giving me the 411 on this joint . jonathan : well , you know , we 're all going to make sure that you feel welcomed here . ava : thanks for checking in on me . that was really -- really nice . jonathan : you know , anytime . ava : and thanks , too , for the ghost stories . yeah , fell asleep dreaming about decapitated claws and hands . jonathan : i 'm sorry about that . ava : that was some nightmare . i was dreaming that i was running in a forest , and i could n't find my way out , and then all of a sudden , i see my mom , except for she 's not my mom , she 's this crazy , pot - boiling , cackling witch . jonathan : any similarity to the real one ? ava : well , my real mom does n't have a pot . jonathan : right , i get it . ava : yeah , let 's just say we were n't the best of friends , never were . jonathan : i know the feeling . ava : yeah , so i did n't have any heart - to - hearts with mommy . but whatever . people grow up with crappy parents all the time . they just move on and get over it . jonathan : some people , you know , spend their entire lives trying to move on . ava : right . i heard about your dad . jonathan : yeah -- um -- dad -- he was a real charmer , that guy . ava : yeah , lily told me he gave you a brain tumor ? jonathan : yeah . something like that . ava : wow . that 's one big scar . probably not one that 's so easy to just get over , huh ? jonathan : yeah , but move on , though , right ? ava : right . jonathan : right . ava : god , is it always so cold in here ? who cranked up the ac ? jonathan : right here . [ foreign accent ] it gets much cooler here at night , ok ? [ normal voice ] so -- ava : thank you . jonathan : you 're welcome . here you go . di : ava ? is it too late ? you have a visitor . jonathan : lily . lily : i got your message . thank you for inviting my sister to stay with you . ava : lily , i did n't want you to worry . di : it 's our pleasure . lily : and this place is closer to your job than my house is , right ? jonathan : job ? ava : oh , it 's just -- it 's really boring . you do n't want to hear it . lily , babe , what are you doing here ? lily : i found something that belongs to you , and i knew you 'd want it . how are you going to make your wishes at night without it ? ava : this stupid thing ? it 's nothing . di : what do you wish for ? ava : it 's lame . forget it . jonathan : oh , no , no , no . it 's too late now . you got to tell us . ava : lily , how 's your dad doing ? lily : he 's very busy . every night , ava holds her crystal and wishes for , a , stardom , b , a big , huge hollywood mansion , and c , a bitchin ' happy life . ava : well , they 're just joke wishes . i mean , have you ever heard of throwing pennies in a fountain ? it 's no big deal . di : they sound like pretty good wishes to me . jonathan : they sound like pretty big ones to me . lily : and sometimes she adds other stuff , but mostly she just wishes for those three things . ava : lily , what do you think of my room ? it 's pretty sweet , huh ? lily : it 's too big . ava : i 've never had this much space . lily : i still like it when you 're at my house better . i miss you . ava : i miss you , too . but you can still come over , all the time , whenever . i mean , they 've got a really sweet pool . di : yeah , do n't remind del about that . he 's going to want to play pool boy . ava : but you two probably wo n't want to go swimming down by the boathouse , right ? where you shipped your wedding stuff down the river ? lily : one action would n't preclude the other . di : well , what 's this about weddings and rivers ? what ? ava : well , jonathan and lily packed up all their wedding stuff , like her bouquet , and things that you would put in a scrapbook , and they floated it off , like a japanese lantern or something . di : that 's beautiful . ava : yeah , i thought so , too . [ jonathan walks out of the room ] ava : he 'll never stop loving you , lily . [ scene_break ] jamie : all right , step one -- burgers . grease , a little - known fact , is a great cramming food . step two is just peace and quiet . babe : that i get , but the burgers , i 'm not sold on , sorry . jamie : you know , i like to come here sometimes when i 'm pulling an all- nighter . just hang out on the dock , stretch out . babe : yeah , i feel better already . jamie : it 's amazing what a change of scenery can do . babe : thank you for getting me out . jamie : you know , when i 'm really fried , i like to just strip down and dive right in . babe : oh -- jamie : it 's a real jolt . it 's better than a whole pot of coffee . babe : yeah , i think i 'm going to stick to the whole caffeine thing , thanks . jamie : you 're missing out . babe : another time . right now , i 'm going to stick to the whole studying - on- the - dock thing . jamie : all right . where do you want to start ? babe : um -- you know , i actually need to go over a few more chapters of the ged before you start firing off any more questions at me . jamie : yeah , it 's all good . i got anatomy to go over , so -- babe : cool . jamie : what 's up ? babe : this is nice . jamie : i told you so . babe : being here with you . by the water , it -- it reminds me when we first met . on the beach . jamie : that was some night . babe : yes , it was . [ scene_break ] erica : i am not luring you back for ratings or a season finale , or anything . jack : this whole thing is one big tease for you , is n't it ? erica : you know , i ca n't help what you choose to believe . jack : oh , come on , that little show you and tad put on -- that dance around the pool table ? what the hell was that about , huh ? erica : has it ever occurred to you that maybe you want me to entice you ? jack : oh -- i 'll tell you what that was for . you were trying to get back at me . erica : oh , for what ? for -- for that woman ? that milla , meela -- whatever the heck her name is ? not even on my radar . jack : oh , well , you certainly have a funny way of showing that . erica : you were teasing me -- with that flirting , with that -- that milla godzilla person , whoever she is , and you did n't have any problem with the cameras in your face then . jack : consider it a warning . because if you keep this up -- if you keep this up , we 're going to get this divorce , erica . and then i 'll be free to date anybody i want . erica : oh , hey , be free now . knock yourself out , i do n't care . jack : so that 's what you want ? you want me to marry milla , or one of the 800 women who are so interested ? erica : there were only 300 . jack : oh , well , let 's not split hairs , shall we ? my point is i 'm not going to do what you want . i 'm not going to come crawling back to you . erica : i do n't expect you to . jack : ok . you want to save our marriage ? it 's easy . three - step program -- one , stop this reality - show nonsense right now . two , admit that you do n't want this divorce . and , three , you tell the world that you want me back . [ scene_break ] krystal : i can now officially call my first night as a bar owner `` over . `` tad : how do you feel ? krystal : exhausted . tad : hmm . krystal : you ? tad : you know , it 's funny you should ask . i -- i do n't feel like a coward . krystal : oh , come on , are we back to that again ? tad : no , we never left . i ca n't believe that you , for one , can not accept the fact that i 'm simply not in a place to get involved in extracurricular activities . krystal : learning is done in more places than the classroom , grasshopper . tad : ok , tell you what . let 's leave the -- the little barroom wisdom behind the bar and have a serious conversation . you know my life . you know my job . we 're both involved with jenny . i -- i ca n't afford any entanglements , that 's it . that 's -- it 's that simple . krystal : i know your job is demanding , it always has been . tad : well , thank you for -- krystal : and i 'm glad you are involved in jenny 's life . i appreciate that , but you have always had kids , and you have always managed to dally about in the past . tad : that was different . krystal : you mean you were different . tad : is that such a bad thing ? krystal : that depends . are you really living your life , or are you just existing in it ? tad : oh , ok . you know what ? i got a -- i got an idea . let 's leave the little cornucopia of goodies behind the bar for paying customers , ok ? krystal : tad , you are afraid . you 're afraid to take a risk and get yourself out there and live life . tad : how would you know ? krystal : because , after my break with adam , i was headed for hibernation , honey . and then almost losing jenny -- i was like a mama bear only out to protect my cubs and nothing else , and then you came along , showed up at my door with those raggedly flowers . tad : is this the part where you call me a gift horse ? krystal : no . i appreciate it . that 's the thing . that is my point . you knew that i needed a break . you knew that i needed to be more than just than the future ex - mrs . adam chandler , so you dragged me here , we had some fun , and i found a little piece of myself here . and then look what happened . tad : yeah , look what happened . you made a really dubious career choice . krystal : no . in a year of a lot of bad choices , i think i made a really good one . tad : congratulations . krystal : do n't you see ? i really love this new part of my life . tad : ok , so what 's your point , babe -- you want me to open up a sports bar down the street , give you a run for the money ? is that it ? krystal : you do n't need another business , you need a life . tad : seriously , ouch . krystal : oh , come on . i 'm sorry , tad . you need a social life . tad : who do you think you 're talking to , ok ? look , i hate to break it to you , sweetheart , but do you honestly think this bar is going to keep you warm at night ? krystal : i -- i got a date . i have a date . tad : oh , sure . with who ? krystal : with derek frye . tad : oh , when is it ? come on , when is it ? krystal : when i 'm ready . tad : when you 're ready ? let 's be honest , ok , sweetie ? it 's nobody here but you and me . let 's tell the truth . you 're never going to be ready . you 're never going to be ready as long as you and adam keep circling one another . [ scene_break ] j.r. : we are done discussing my father . done . amanda : well -- fine . j.r. : ugh ! damn it ! amanda : stop , j.r. , it 's no use . j.r. : no , i 'm getting out of here . ugh ! amanda : you 're going to hurt yourself . j.r. : so ? amanda : fine , but i do n't know how to fix a dislocated shoulder . [ knocking ] amanda : hello ? hello ? j.r. : what the hell -- adam : j.r. -- thank god -- thank god you 're alive . j.r. , j.r. , my son , my son , my son . oh -- i was afraid i 'd lost you , buddy . oh , j.r. , you 're home . home safe . [ adam chuckles ] j.r. : it 's good to see you , too , dad . adam : oh -- `` good . `` it 's a miracle . are you all right ? j.r. : yeah . yeah , we 're fine . amanda : yeah , thanks for asking . adam : amanda , we did n't know -- zach : so you 've been here this whole time ? j.r. : dad , the money . tell me you did n't transfer the money . adam : of course . j.r. : what ? you 're out of $ 100 million ? adam : son , i 'm -- i 'm keeping track of the money . we 'll get it back . zach : i hope so , for your sake . j.r. : why is he here ? what are you doing in this ? zach : i 'm a silent fundraising partner . adam : not so silent . zach : whatever . j.r. : what ? what , of all the people , you chose slater ? you did n't -- you did n't need any financing ! adam : shh , shh , shh . you 're my son , i had to bring you home . amanda : oh , speaking of , can we -- zach : you sure you 're all right ? adam : come on . amanda : nothing some pizza and a good bed wo n't fix . adam : come on . come on , i know what i 'm doing . i 've protected myself and my money . j.r. : yeah , that 's what i thought . adam : what do you mean ? j.r. : dad , just -- listen to me , listen to me , listen to me . make the call , ok ? make the call and track down the trail , find your -- find the money , ok ? adam : what are n't you telling me ? j.r. : just do it . [ scene_break ] tad : every time you and adam are together in the same room , the rest of us have to scurry around locking the doors and the window -- krystal : what ? tad : for fear they 're going to get sucked off their hinges . krystal : no ! we are finished . tad : oh , who do you think you 're talking to ? i was in the -- the same room when he stopped by for a visit . krystal : no . tad : i saw you , i saw him . krystal : not true . tad : `` not -- not true . `` i -- it is true . i can -- i can even prove it . i dare you -- krystal : oh , really ? tad : madam bartender . bet me a free drink . come on . krystal : you 're on . tad : all right , fine . krystal : you 're on . tad : get it over here right now . krystal : you got it . tad : two fingers , some real -- some real rotgut -- give me that third red eye right there . all right , now answer the questions , all right ? true or false -- just true or false , that 's it . true or false , you still sign your name chandler ? krystal : true -- at least business , legal . tad : hmm -- just true or false , that 's it . true or false , you still have stuff over at the mansion . krystal : true , i 'm leaving it there . tad : hey , hey , hey , i was -- krystal : true , true . true . tad : do you speak english ? thank you . true or false -- you love your daughters ? krystal : true . tad : you love your new business . krystal : true . tad : you love your grandson . krystal : true . tad : you love adam . krystal : true . tad : i rest my case . krystal : all right , look . there is still something there , tad . call me a masochist , but i do n't want to talk about it . tad : oh , i 'm so -- oh , terrific . ok , but it 's fine for you to elbow your way into my life and play with my warm and janglies ? krystal : i just do n't want to turn this into the krystal carey show . `` we were talking about you . tad : no , no , let 's get back to tad , the palace eunuch . krystal : no , your answer to heartbreak is celibacy . tad : `` cel -- `` krystal : yeah . tad : celibacy has never been my problem . krystal : no , you could be a candidate for the seminary , boyfriend . tad : not a chance . i 'd be struck by lightning the minute i walked through the door . take it from me , sweetheart -- i want to get back in the game , it 's going to be lock - up - your - daughters time . krystal : well , thanks for the warning . when 's that going to be ? tad : as much as i appreciate your efforts , they are not necessary . krystal : tad , the the next time a beautiful , attractive , available girl makes an offer , take it . [ scene_break ] jamie : babe , it was a long time ago . babe : well , tonight it feels like it just happened . j.r. and i had just left san diego , and i was so excited to be mrs. j.r. chandler . i -- i 'd only known him for two weeks . i mean , when i fell for him , i fell hard and fast . it was like time stopped . and then he wanted me to meet his family , so we came home just after we got married and -- i remember it was all happening so fast , and i was -- i was so scared , and i 'd -- j.r. had told me all these horrible things about his dad , and i had these visions of the carringtons going through my head , and then -- and then there was the mansion and it was just -- it was just too much , too soon . jamie : so you came to the beach . babe : i came to the beach . jamie : and you found the party . babe : where i met you and made such a mistake . jamie : i was there , too . i 'm just as responsible for what happened that night . babe : let 's hit the books . [ scene_break ] lily : jonathan and i are just too different to be together . ava : yeah , but , lily , have n't you ever heard of `` opposites attract `` ? lily : but if two people are the opposite of each other -- di : happens all the time . ava : yeah . lily , it 's -- it 's like -- it 's like magnets . you know how when you put the two positive sides together , they push each other away ? it takes the opposite sides , like the positive and the negative , to make the magnets come together . so what if jonathan 's different ? he 's still cool . lily : but jonathan and i are over . ava : why 'd you let him go ? he 's so funny and -- and gentle and kind and honest . di : he has n't always been . lily : yeah , jonathan lied to me . ava : yeah , but now you know about him . you figured him out , and he still cares about you . lily : i do n't want to talk about jonathan anymore . it 's getting really late . i should go home . good night . ava : wow . i was wasting my breath , was n't i ? di : you like jonathan , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] erica : i tried to play nice . i tried to tell myself that we 're both adults and we can get along , but you know what ? that 's impossible . jack : you know what ? i 'm not going to argue about this anymore . erica : well , then listen to me ! jack : no , you listen to me because here 's the deal ! if you want me , if you want our marriage , you come home tonight . i 'm talking about our home , our bed . [ scene_break ] babe : i do n't know ! um -- jamie : yes , you do . babe : no , i do n't ! i -- seriously , i 'm drawing a blank right now . jamie : ok , come on , think . babe : noun , verb , adjective -- jamie : what are you missing ? babe : adverbs . my sanity ! i have -- i just studied this yesterday ! how could i not know this ? oh ! oh , shoot ! jamie : ok , you need to relax . [ babe sighs ] babe : it 's easy for you to say because you have your diploma . jamie : that 's it . babe : what ? now where are you taking me ? jamie : it 's time to run for your life . babe : what ? [ scene_break ] ava : so jonathan 's not exactly the royal pain in the neck that he used to be -- so what ? di : yeah , well , i 've been interested in reformed pain in the necks before . ava : ok , he 's cool -- di : uh - huh . ava : and i like him as a friend -- di : uh - huh . ava : not as , like , a guy . he 's so not my type . di : ok , what is your type ? ava : oh , it 's hard to say , really . di : well , have you ever had a guy that you really liked ? ava : um , yeah , tons of them . but i 've just never been stupid enough to get all hung up on one . di : ok . ava : i mean , who wants to be that desperate , pathetic girl waiting for her man to come love her and save her ? oh , no , thank you ! di : ava , you do n't have to be pathetic to care about someone . ava : ok , but i 'd rather just not be relationship roadkill . it only works for people like lily . i mean , guys totally love that angel innocent thing . with me , they just fool around with and never get serious with . i mean , just look at jonathan -- he worships lily . you can see it every time he looks at her . di : i 've seen him look at you the same way , and it 's not because you look like lily . [ scene_break ] adam : what do you mean , you lost track ? you had one simple job and that was to keep an eye on my money ! well , find it ! how did you know the money was gone ? j.r. : we 're going to find these guys . zach : now , how can you be so sure , junior ? [ scene_break ] jonathan : am i interrupting ? di : no , just a little girl talk . come on in . jonathan : um -- i just wanted to say sorry about how i -- i bolted earlier . ava : it 's ok , no big deal . and i 'm sorry -- i should n't have brought up the river thing . but lily 's not here . she 's been gone for a while . jonathan : i did n't come to talk about lily . all right , well , good night , then . di : sleep easy . ava : night , jonathan . [ di sighs ] di : yeah . it 's late , i should -- i should crash , too . ava : ok . good night , di . di : jonathan came to see you . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] babe : the answer , the answer that i did n't know -- it just came to me ! interjections and -- get ready for this -- conjunctions . jamie : you got it ! babe : yeah , baby ! [ babe chuckles as she slaps jamie 's hand then holds it ] [ scene_break ] [ jack lies alone in his bed looking at his watch ] [ scene_break ] tad : erica ? this had better be good . do you have any idea what time it is ? erica : tad ? i need you to do me a favor . will you sleep with me tonight ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : you can go ahead and leave , slater . this is a family matter . you 'll get your damn money soon enough . zach : i hope so because in 48 hours , this house , your cars , your yacht , and all your stock in chandler enterprise is going to be mine . j.r. : you son of a -- zach : shh . junior , can i ask you a question ? i 'm not a decorator , but i kind of think this room would look better in blue . [ next_on ] tad ( to erica ) : just the idea of being able to get busy with you is making me the happiest man on earth . adam : i 'm calling the fbi . j.r. : no , no , no . there 's no reason to bring them into this . adam : i want those worms to pay !
jack is kissing erica as one of larry longan 's anchormen walks in and catches them kissing . the anchorman wants to know if this means that the divorce is over . jamie quizzes babe for her g.e.d . which is the next day . tad is getting along quite well with his new acquaintance until she mentions going back to her place . tad , very quickly , declines the invitation . as zach arrives at the chandler mansion , adam is frantic with worry that they have lost track of the money . amanda is worried that they will never get out of there and that the kidnappers have forgotten about them . ava is having a bad dream when jonathan comes into her room . she is surprised to see him . amanda concludes that the only thing that j.r. wants out of this whole deal is to get back at his father and regain his love . jack becomes very upset with the anchormen and he slugs him . krystal calls tad a `` coward `` for not going back to the woman 's apartment with her . jamie takes babe to a secluded place so that she can relax . adam receives word that the money had been picked up . j.r. denies that he wants his father back and says that he is only doing this for revenge . adam receives another phone call and is advised where to find his son . jack orders the cameraman and anchormen out of erica 's office . jack blames erica for this whole mess . jonathan starts to leave ava 's room , but ava stops him so that she can thank him . di and lily visit ava .
d.a . north : it 's been a long time , randi . i 've never stopped thinking of you . [ henry kisses randi ] randi : i do n't do that anymore . d.a . north : well , you 're not out of practice , that 's for sure . randi : i 'm serious . i have -- i have a husband . i 'm married . d.a . north : good for you . randi : i have a real job now . d.a . north : that does n't have to limit your choices . [ scene_break ] erica : after adam worked so hard to help you get custody of little adam ? he always says that his family comes first , last , and always . he kicks you out for annie ? j.r. : yeah . he chose her over his own grandson . erica : you tell me what in god 's name has gotten into adam . j.r. : you tell me , then we 'll both know . [ scene_break ] liza : well , i hope you intend on keeping your part of the bargain about colby . colby : what bargain ? mm , let me guess . you agreed to defend annie , because you promised you 'd help her get back into my life full - time , even though i 've moved out , and i 'm hardly speaking to you . liza : is it such a horrible thing for a mother to want to be a part of her daughter 's life ? adam : i only wanted to try to keep peace between you and your mother . colby : no , you used me as a bargaining chip . you 've been doing it all my life . see you the kid , raise you the kid . ante - ing me back and forth in some never- ending , stupid game . well , guess what ? you do n't have that kind of power anymore . i 'm an adult , and i do n't have to answer to either of you . [ scene_break ] aidan : you 're playing it beautifully . [ aidan kisses annie ] annie : what -- what are you doing ? aidan : i want to make sure you 're ok . annie : you 're spying on me . what , you think one kiss and i 'll swoon , and i 'll admit that i 'm playing this whole thing to grab emma ? what , is that what you think ? aidan : i do n't know what you 're doing . annie : i am trying to get my life back , so you can turn around and leave here , aidan , because i do n't need you anymore . i have adam now . [ scene_break ] d.a . north : i was so much more than a client . randi : that was a different life . d.a . north : that does n't mean i 've forgotten it . i do n't think you have either . i keep a room at the yacht club . you 'll meet me there in an hour . randi : i ca n't . d.a . north : you owe me . you really are beautiful . after you . jesse : oh , hey , there you are . we were wondering where you were . oh , did you two meet ? this is my daughter - in - law , randi . this is henry north , the da . d.a . north : pleased to meet you . randi : nice to meet you . did frankie need anything ? jesse : just you . d.a . north : lovely girl . jesse : yeah , she is . d.a . north : your son 's a lucky man . jesse : yeah , he is . [ scene_break ] annie : i 'm sorry . it 's not that i do n't care about you , ok ? you have risked so much for me time after time . you were going to give up your life here in pine valley to go on the run with me . my god , i owe you so much . aidan : you owe me the truth . i mean , what are you doing here ? annie : adam has been amazing . i would be back in prison if it was n't for his connections , my new lawyer . i could really be free , aidan . not the kind of free where i 'm looking over my shoulder or wearing wigs or learning a new language kind of free , but really free , here in pine valley . aidan : i know what you 're getting out of this , but what does adam get , huh ? annie : oh , it 's nothing to do with that . it 's not like that at all . adam believes in me . aidan : i believe in you . i always have . annie : you believed in me at first , and i really , really appreciate that , but there was always some doubt in the back of your mind . i could see it . but when i look at adam , i see something i need . someone who is going to believe in me 100 % . aidan : and someone that 's going to put millions of dollars behind that belief . you really trust adam chandler ? annie : i do n't need to explain myself to you anymore . aidan : you need to think about what you 're doing , honey . annie : goodbye , aidan . [ scene_break ] colby : why should i be surprised ? when you wanted david to operate on ian slater , you gave him access to little adam . you turned your grandkid into a timeshare in return for services rendered . now you -- you need a lawyer for annie , so you make the same kind of deal with mom . services rendered , payment in full . well , i 'm not playing . liza : listen to me , colby . we are not manipulating you . colby : yeah , right . liza : you know , i 'm doing all of this just because -- colby , i love you , and i 'm trying to be close with you in hopes that someday we can have a close relationship . honey , do you think that that is possible ? colby : i 'll be around for my little sister or brother , because as soon as the kid 's old enough , they 're going to need someone to explain their mom to them . i 'll tell them it 's real simple . if your mouth 's open , you 're lying . if it 's closed , you 're deciding which lie to tell . adam : colby , that 's -- that 's not necessary . liza : ok , you know what ? that 's all right . colby : scary , really . you are perfect for each other . adam : oh , boy -- oh boy . she 's -- she 's really emotional , irrational . she gets that from you . [ scene_break ] erica : i 'm sorry , j.r. you must be furious at adam . j.r. : i 'm trying to understand . just the other day he told me helping annie was his way of honoring uncle stuart , but this is -- erica : no , i mean , there are so many genuinely deserving people , but to harbor some insane murderess ? j.r. : i agree . but he 's dead set on helping her . he lost uncle stuart , colby moved out , i blew him off half the time . it 's like he 's looking for someone , i do n't know -- someone who needs him . i do n't need him . you sure as hell do n't . but with annie , he can be the all - powerful adam chandler . not the guy that half a dozen people tried to murder . not the guy who was afraid that he was losing his mind . erica : he 's very lucky to have you as a son . j.r. : still , i 'd like to go a few rounds with him and knock some sense into him . i think i 'll wait and see what happens . erica : i do n't think i have that kind of patience . marissa : hey , mission accomplished . i talked to the manager . you and little a have a prime suite with a complementary fruit basket . j.r. : oh , that 's great . thank you . marissa : yep , nice to have connections . erica : well , ryan is waiting for me at the table , so excuse me . j.r. : so shall we go check out our suite ? little adam : could aunt marissa read a bedtime story to me ? j.r. : well , that sounds like a good idea . if you have some time -- you 're not too busy ? marissa : no , there 's nothing i 'd rather do . j.r. : come on . marissa : come on . [ scene_break ] erica : i ca n't believe that adam threw out his own flesh and blood in favor of harboring this insane lady , this murderer . ryan : i know you offered to help , but you are not going over to chandler 's tonight . erica : of course i 'm not . waste my time like that ? i have a pile of production notes for `` new beginnings , `` and i also have the color story for fusion 's fall line to sign off on . no , no , no , of course i 'm not going . i have way too much to do . ryan : all right . well , you 've got your hands full . i 'll let you get to it , ok ? and thank you for the dance . erica : you 're welcome . [ scene_break ] taylor : hey , can i get a ride ? are you ok ? brot : yeah , i 'm fine . taylor : really ? because you did n't come home last night , and you did n't answer your cell and you did n't return any of my messages . brot : well , i had to work the graveyard shift . taylor : you mean you 're avoiding me . brot : no , i just turned my cell phone off , and i ca n't talk right now . i 've got to deliver these supplies to the or , ok ? taylor : no , wait , wait , no . you walked out on me yesterday at confusion . you do n't get to walk out on me again . brot : taylor , i 'm working . taylor : and you 're off in a little while . or are you planning to work for 36 hours straight ? brot : let me deliver these supplies . i 'll clock out , then we 'll talk . ok ? [ scene_break ] frankie : ah , the most beautiful wife in the world . i thought you got lost . randi : no , i got stuck in the elevator . frankie : yeah , well , i 'm glad you 're back . randi : i 'm glad there 's a smile on your face . you 're going to go through with the surgery ? frankie : yes , because if i did n't , you 'll kick my butt . there is just one thing , though . i can do the reading part , but i can not do the signing , so would you do it for me ? randi : of course . frankie : thank you for never giving up on me . randi : you never gave up on me . frankie : it means everything that you 're here . [ randi recalls being in bed with henry north ] d.a . north : you mean everything to me . i love you , you know that ? these last few months have been incredible . you are incredible . i want to spend my life with you , randi . randi : you know who i am . d.a . north : you 're an amazing woman . randi : who charges by the hour . d.a . north : we 'll go anywhere you want , get married , make a life . randi : i do n't know . d.a . north : please , say `` yes , `` randi . come with me , just the two of us forever . [ randi comes out of her reverie ] randi : i 'll always be here for you . [ scene_break ] d.a . north : is there any particular reason you 're not out working the kendall slater case ? jesse : i 've got people on it . d.a . north : any progress ? jesse : no . d.a . north : then we have a problem . and you need to solve it . [ scene_break ] marissa : tugga - tugga tugboat . splash and spray and float , boat . on the double , when there 's trouble . toot toot . little adam : toot toot . j.r. : all right , it 's time for bed . why do n't you give your aunt marissa a kiss goodnight ? little adam : again , please . marissa : yeah , one more . j.r. : sorry , that was the only book that i packed . i 'm all out of bedtime stories . little adam : tell me a story about mama . [ scene_break ] frankie : it is so weird being on the other side as a patient . you learn so much stuff . disclaimers , consent forms , release forms , and so forth . randi : mm . frankie : and then there 's this thing about running off together . randi : what ? frankie : mm . randi : excuse me ? frankie : hmm ? randi : what ? frankie : oh , ahh -- i was thinking we could go somewhere once i get out of here . anywhere -- we could take that honeymoon that we never had . randi : i 'd like that . [ randi flashes back to the past again ] d.a . north : tell me you 'll come away with me . randi : we 've only known each other a few months . d.a . north : i want to know you for the rest of my life , and i do n't want to wait for it . randi : what about your career ? d.a . north : a lawyer can get a job anywhere . all i want , all i need is you . we 'll leave tomorrow . we 'll -- we 'll take the train to new york and flip a coin and go from there . randi : this is just -- d.a . north : it 's crazy , i know . randi : yes . d.a . north : but i love you , randi . say we can meet at the train station tomorrow . [ randi comes back to the present ] frankie : you ok ? jesse : really not liking this guy north . [ scene_break ] [ adam stares at a picture of himself and stuart ] annie : liza left ? adam : uh , yes , yes . annie : you must really miss your brother . adam : well , yes , yes , i have -- i miss having him by my side , telling me to play nice , or telling me that there 's more to life than money . and that 's -- he actually pulled me out of a business meeting once to watch a butterfly emerge from its cocoon . annie : i 'm so sorry he 's gone . adam : yeah . sometimes life deals us harsh cards and how we deal with them is what makes us stronger . you , on the other hand , have overcome more than your share of bad hands . annie : with your help . [ door closes as annie takes adam 's hand ] erica : am i interrupting ? or are you taking his pulse ? adam : erica , what a lovely surprise . erica : well , i hope you 've locked up all your knives . adam : well , is that any way to behave in front of my houseguest ? annie : you know what ? i have some unpacking to do . erica : oh , adam . have you lost your mind ? i mean , you really need to check yourself into oak haven right alongside annie . adam : i 'm trying to help a woman in need . erica : you are helping a killer , adam . and you threw your son and your grandson out on the street to do it . adam : the yacht club is hardly skid row , for god 's sakes . erica : well , j.r. may not come back . adam : j.r. always comes back . erica : oh , i see . in the meantime you 're free to chase that piece of candy around your house . adam : erica . my god , you 're jealous . erica : i do n't care if you shack up with the road company of `` cats . `` i 'm just trying to convince you to stop making a fool of yourself over a woman who is manipulating you . adam : if you 've just come here to not be jealous , then i suggest you leave , because i have some serious candy - chasing to do . erica : yeah , well , she 's chasing you , adam , for your power and your money . she 's hoping it gets her acquitted , and once she gets acquitted , she wo n't stop until she gets custody of emma . please open your eyes , adam . please do n't be a fool . please do n't let that happen . adam : erica , i -- i never realized how delicious you are in green . [ scene_break ] ryan : should n't you be at adam 's right now with a welcoming bottle of champagne for annie ? liza : do n't be bitter . ryan : what do you want me to be , liza ? do you want me to be happy that you got annie back out on the street again ? liza : she 's not out on the streets , and she deserves to be treated fairly . ryan : you know , it 's funny because i 'm more interested in what my 7-year - old daughter deserves , like being able to go to bed and not worry about her mother kidnapper in the middle of the night . liza : i understand that you do n't trust her , but annie loves her daughter . ryan : good , well , then tell her to send postcards and picture books . liza : look , her future depends on the psychiatric evaluation . ryan : by a court - appointed shrink bought and paid for by adam chandler . liza : no , adam will have nothing to do with who the court appoints . this will be a fair evaluation . ryan : how long have you known annie ? what , like a couple days ? about that , right ? if you 'd known her as long as i have , you would know that she could fool any shrink , just like she fooled me and aidan and now adam and you . liza : you know that your testimony against annie will be weighed very heavily . ryan : is that why you 're here ? because you want me to go easy on her ? liza : what i said today in court was not a tactic . when you rejected her for greenlee , that is what pushed her over the edge . ryan : and i 'm really sorry about that . really , i 'm very sorry about that , but you know what ? sometimes in life things do n't work out the way you want . it does n't mean you go on a killing spree . and now you 're trying to help a dangerous , unstable woman take my daughter from me , and i will not let that happen . [ scene_break ] taylor : so let 's talk . just tell me what 's going on . brot : after the fight , i came back , and i saw you sitting here with tad martin . taylor : ok , so ? brot : you were sitting there laughing and just happy . exactly what does n't happen when you 're with me . taylor : that 's not true . we laugh all the time . brot : yeah , but the way you looked , taylor , you were so relaxed and just worry - free . taylor : well , i was laughing with a friend . brot : taylor , you 're not happy . and the both of us know that you want more . but the issue is that i 'm just now starting to find out what it is that i want to do with my life . taylor : i know , i know . i know . we 've talked about this so many times . is this an excuse ? brot , you 've been walking around with an engagement ring in your pocket since you came back , and you always have an excuse for not pulling it out . you 're looking for a job , you 're trying to figure out your life . i 'm not forcing you to ask me . maybe you are just waiting for the right time . maybe -- maybe you figured out there is n't a right time . i just want to know what it is . brot : taylor , i love you . taylor : ok , but do n't say that to avoid answering the question . why have n't you proposed to me ? brot : because my mother always told me , `` do n't ask the woman you love a question that you do n't know the answer to . `` taylor : you 're afraid i 'll turn you down ? brot : would you be happy if i got down on my knee right now and asked you to marry me ? what would you say ? taylor : that 's my proposal ? brot : see ? taylor : what ? brot : see ? that 's how it 's been ever since i came back . you 're on one side , and i 'm on the other . and all we do is go around in these damn circles , but we never get close enough . things are good , but they 're not as good as they used to be . i mean , both of us want it to happen , but we 've been dancing around it for so long that we do n't know if we can get us back . [ scene_break ] jesse : this guy , man , this north is a pompous ass . frankie : where is this coming from ? jesse : he does n't give a damn about justice . all he cares about is his trip to the governor 's mansion . that 's no way to serve people . frankie : yeah , well , you tell me how many politicians you know who are n't bottom - feeding egomaniacs ? jesse : no , not this guy . i mean , ambition , i get that , but this -- there 's something off about this clown , man . i do n't -- it 's just like somebody kicked his puppy when he was a kid , and he never got over it . [ frankie laughs while randi looks guilty ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : i was in the merchant marines . i was on leave in san diego , and i could n't sleep , so i decided to take a walk on one of the piers . in the moonlight was the most beautiful woman i 'd ever seen , like a princess . except this particular princess was crying . little adam : why was she crying ? j.r. : well , she was sad and lonely . so we started talking . and we talked and we talked and we talked and we talked until it was dawn . it was so beautiful , as if god had painted it himself . but it did n't compare to your mother . i looked into her eyes , and i fell all the way . and my whole life changed forever . you ok ? marissa : yeah . that was -- i 've just never heard anyone talk about someone they love like that . j.r. : she was incredible . [ scene_break ] erica : adam , you need to step back and take a really good look at exactly who this woman is . adam : i understand annie . erica : adam , you think you 're playing hero to annie , but she 's making a fool out of you . adam : hmm , no , i know exactly what i 'm doing . and i suggest you stand back before i have security throw you out . or do i go after my panic button ? erica : you know something ? with annie in your house , you better start to panic . annie : it must be so hard for you to realize that adam does n't need you anymore . erica : excuse me ? annie : well , is n't it obvious ? i can take care of him in ways that you ca n't erica : yes , you 've already proven your talent for stabbing and maybe more . but do n't worry . you wo n't be in this house long enough to try anything again . adam : i 'm sorry about that . annie : do you think she 's in love with you ? [ scene_break ] ryan : well , i wish that annie was a sane , loving mother that i could just share custody with . that would be great . but she 's not . she ambushed emma on the way to catch a school bus in the morning . she came to her in the middle of the night with a loaded weapon , ok ? she gets her to keep secrets . she gets her to tell lies . do you not think that would mess with a seven - year - old 's head ? liza : i 'm not saying that there are n't problems here , but annie loves her daughter , and there 's no doubt that emma loves annie . ryan : and i understand that . i do , but my priority is to protect my daughter . liza : emma is going to need her mother someday . ryan : which is what you are hoping for yourself , right ? i mean , after you screwed up with colby so badly , and she ran from you , you 're hoping that someday she 's going to need you so , so much that she forgives you for everything . liza : i 'm just trying to find a way to help annie have a relationship with her daughter someday in the future . ryan : what do you want me to do , liza ? what , do you want me to say that she can bake a mean oatmeal cookie , that she can make pretty little picture books ? is that it ? because i 'm not going to do it . i 'm not going to change my testimony . she is sick and she needs help . now get out . [ scene_break ] d.a . north : can i get you something ? wine ? randi : henry , what do you want ? d.a . north : you never showed up that day . i waited at that train station all day . randi : it would 've never worked . d.a . north : so you ran ? i looked for you for weeks . you just completely vanished on me , randi . not even a call . nothing . gone . randi : it was the only way . henry , i was just some hooker you helped out of a jam , not exactly wife material for some hot new lawyer just getting into politics . d.a . north : so i was just a get - out - of - jail - free card ? all those things you said , the nights we spent together , and the way you looked at me , that was just you working the system ? randi : no , henry . it was much more than that , and you know it . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , my little ladybug . what are you doing awake ? huh ? emma : why does n't mommy visit us ? ryan : well , she ca n't right now . emma : but she 's not in the hospital or prison . she 's at little adam 's house . does n't she love me ? erica : oh , of course , she loves you , sweetheart . she loves you so much . and as much as she loves you , honey , she wants to see you , but she ca n't see you until the judge says it 's ok . emma : i hope it 's soon . ryan : yeah . hey , why do n't you go back to bed , ok ? it 's very , very late . but first you got to give me a kiss for sweet dreams . come here . ok , go back to bed . all right , sweetie . [ ryan sighs ] ryan : i thought you were buried in `` new beginnings `` and fusion paperwork . erica : yeah , i got sidetracked . ryan : you did n't ? erica : i did . i did . i had to . but , ryan , you are not going to like what i saw . [ scene_break ] adam : erica in love with me ? hardly . she just wants to be the center of everyone 's universe . annie : ah , yeah , especially yours . adam : well , she helped me through a hard time recently . so we became pretty close . annie : well , you do n't need her anymore . you have me now . adam : well , yeah , you . have you gotten unpacked ? are you ok with the room ? you like it ? annie : yes and yes . adam : good . annie : so right now i 'm going to go do something i 've been dreaming about since i got here . adam : what might that be ? annie : i 'm going to take a nice , long , hot bath . adam : oh . [ scene_break ] frankie : hey , thanks for waiting . brot : do n't mention it . frankie : i just want to tell you , you were right . total coward . but i 'm going to see the wizard , and i 'm getting my courage back . brot : glad to hear that , man . frankie : yeah . you and randi , you guys kept me on track . and that 's where i want to stay . hey , i even decided to go and get some more surgery to see if we can get these mitts back in action . brot : congratulations . frankie : yeah . all right , what 's up ? brot : man , it 's taylor and i . it 's just not the same , frankie . frankie : you guys are -- you can make it work , right ? brot : no . no , we ca n't . we 're not like you and randi . you guys were like solid before you got hurt . taylor and i , it was like some fantasy romance that was developing in a war -- frankie : no , no , no . i saw you guys over there . man , that was real . brot : no , man . `` real `` in iraq does not translate into `` real `` in pine valley . frankie , i 'm telling you , it 's not the same . and i do n't know if we can fix it , man . [ scene_break ] [ taylor sits alone and thinks of brot and the way they used to be ] brot 's voice : we both want it to happen , but we 've been dancing around it all this time . and we do n't know how to get us back , do we ? [ scene_break ] d.a . north : if you felt that way about me , why did you disappear ? randi : the things you said , the life you wanted , the things you wanted to do with your life , i did n't fit into those pictures . i tried , but i just knew that i could n't . d.a . north : so you ran away ? randi : i would have ruined your life . d.a . north : you did that . randi : i did n't . you 're successful , you 're married . it 's all worked out . d.a . north : the hell it has . i 'm successful because a career is all i have . i married my wife because her family is rich and connected , not because she makes me laugh , not because she dances out of bed in the morning , and not because she touches me the way no other woman ever did . randi : i 'm sorry . d.a . north : i loved you more than i 've ever loved anyone , and you threw it in my face . randi : i love my life , i love my husband , so i just need for you to forget about me . when you see me , just do n't even -- do n't even say hello , and i 'll do the same . d.a . north : so that 's it ? just like that ? if that 's the way you want to play it , we 're strangers . randi : thank you . [ scene_break ] j.r. : thank you so much for helping out with little adam . he 's really getting attached to his aunt marissa . marissa : well , his aunt marissa is getting really attached to him . see you soon . and you , too . j.r. : yeah . [ scene_break ] colby : what , are you tracking me on your gps ? liza : colby , you 're right . i am helping out your father to get closer to you . i love you , and i just need you in my life , but i ca n't force you to accept me . i mean , you 're an adult now , and you 're going to make your own decisions . so if you just decide that you hate me , i 'm still going to be incredibly proud of the woman that you have become . and i 'll even admit that some of that credit goes to your father , but you do n't have to share that with him . colby , i see just how much you love him even when you 're angry at him . i would never want to take that away from you or try to separate you two . because a child should never have to choose between their parents . no , they need them both no matter how old they get . i just hope that someday you choose to share your life with me . [ scene_break ] ryan : liza was here , and she was very clear about annie getting access to emma and the fact that they 're going to fight for that . erica : well , ryan , neither one of those women has a conscience . ryan : i just ca n't let annie anywhere near her . i ca n't , because i ca n't trust annie right now . and you heard liza and adam at the hearing . they 're making annie out to be some sort of misunderstood saint . erica : yeah , well , do n't you worry . look , i 'm going to help you . and we are going to prove that annie is still dangerous . we 're going to stop them . [ scene_break ] adam : ah - hah . annie : hi . i am -- i found this in the bathroom . i hope you do n't mind . adam : i 'm sure it 's erica 's . annie : well , it 's a little small . adam : it 's perfect . perfect . i hope you 're hungry . annie : i 'm starving . adam : oh , good . i think you 're probably getting a little tired of prison chow and hospital fare . annie : mm - hmm . adam : so i had lucretia make you something very , very special . whoop . annie : oh , it looks delicious . adam : yes , yes . and , of course , that 's only a prelude to this . annie : meat with booties . adam : [ laughing ] yeah . yes , with booties . annie : mm . adam : is it good ? annie : mm - hmm . adam : i 'll take that as a yes . annie : mm - hmm . adam : yeah , ok , good . champagne ? annie : mm , yes , please . adam : mm , of course . [ annie laughing ] annie : i 'd love some . mm , thank you . adam : yes , i 'll have a little . [ annie giggles ] adam : ah , here we go . annie : cheers .
d.a . north steps onto the elevator right behind randi . he reaches over and stops the elevator . he pulls randi into his arms and kisses her . randi pulls away and lets him know that she is married . at the yacht club , j.r. lets erica know that adam had forced them out of the house so that annie could live there . erica can not believe her ears that adam would do such a thing . at the chandler mansion , liza reminds adam of his promise concerning colby . colby walks in and confronts them as to what they were discussing . colby lets them know that she is old enough to take care of herself . aidan sees annie on the chandler patio and kisses her . annie lets aidan know that she does n't need him anymore that she has adam . at the hospital , jesse introduces randi to d.a . north . annie tells aidan that adam believes in her and orders aidan to leave . sitting at their table , ryan tells erica that she is not going over to adam 's tonight . randi visits frankie in his hospital room . upon seeing the forms lying on his eating table , she realizes that he had decided to have the surgery . randi remembers the time when d.a . north had suggested that randi run off with him . randi assures frankie that she will always be there for frankie . jesse join randi and frankie and begins to fuss about the d.a . 's actions . in their hotel room , little a begs j.r. to tell him a story about babe . liza visits ryan to discuss annie and ryan 's testimony in court that day . ryan reminds liza of all that annie had done to him and emma . ryan refuses to change his statement and tells liza to leave as emma listens to their conversation .
[ music plays at krystal 's ] a.j . : nana ! krystal : wow ! two of my favorite people in the world ! hey ! what brings you by ? marissa : a.j . wanted ice cream . krystal : well , double scoop of chocolate ice creaming coming right up . marissa : nice . hey , you must 've just gotten back from west virginia . how 's erica ? krystal : you know what ? she is on the road to a full recovery . marissa : after a plane crash ? that is amazing . krystal : i know . you know , jackson would n't give up . he would 've walked to the ends of the earth to find that woman . that is true love . ok . one scoop -- double scoop , actually , of chocolate ice cream . hey , let me see . what 's wrong ? what 's on your cheek there ? marissa : yeah , he got stung by a bee at swim camp , so i just pulled him out for the day . i thought we 'd stop by for a snack before we went to see daddy . whoops . he 'll make it all better , right ? krystal : aah . ok , well , dig in . i 'm gon na talk to mommy marissa for just a second . enjoy that . singer : do you really come from god ? krystal : a.j . does n't seem so upset about that bee sting . marissa : so ? krystal : so did you pull him out of camp for him or for his daddy ? jack : how about some water ? would you like some water ? erica : no , thank you . jack : tea ? i could go downstairs , get some tea . i 'll have it right back . it wo n't take a minute . erica : do n't be silly . jack : let me at least fix this pillow . look at this . how 's that ? better ? that 's better , right ? erica : yes , it 's much better . thank you . jack : sure . erica : will you please sit down ? jack : what ? are you giving me orders ? we 're not even married yet . ryan : i heard there has been a miracle . erica : ryan , hi ! ryan : hi . take it easy , ems . emma : why did daddy say `` a miracle `` ? erica : well , i think it 's because i had an adventure , and , um , it was a little bit scary , but i got through it . and you know why ? because i never gave up . and i could n't give up because i had way too much to come home to . emma : it 's so sparkly ! erica : it 's sparkly ! ryan : oh , congratulations , really . i 'm happy for you . erica : thank you . ryan : yeah . that 's fantastic . so is it true that some guy up in the mountains -- he saved your life ? erica : oh , that 's all in the past . emma : but the mountain man 's your hero . erica : jack is my hero . jack : erica is her own hero . david : you throw a launch party at the last minute , barely anyone turns you down . it 's gon na be an incredible evening . greenlee : this is the right move , is n't it ? i mean , the press is n't gon na think i 'm some heartless vulture swooping over erica 's hospital bed ? david : no , because you 're not a heartless vulture . fusion is your company . you never should 've been battling erica for it in the first place . greenlee : you 're right . you 're right . and it 's not like she could beat now anyway . all of her buyers have backed out . david : the miranda scandal took care of that . greenlee : god , i 'd give anything to see her face when she hears the news . david : she 'll never know what hit her . greenlee : ha ! she will soon , because this is going to be a party to remember . david : yeah . bianca : `` party `` ? sounds fun . where 's my invite ? bianca : i knew you were up to something , but throwing a launch party tonight ? greenlee : my launch party . bianca : you could n't kill my mother , so you 're using her recovery time in the hospital to stab her in the back ? david : all right , bianca , this is n't personal . it 's strictly business . bianca : unbelievable . greenlee : you have n't been around for a year , so -- bianca : i saw you , greenlee . you thought my mother was dead and you busted out the champagne . greenlee : i told you i was n't celebrating . but even if i was , that 's nothing compared to what people did when they thought i was dead -- everyone except david . so you do n't get to ride in here on your high horse from europe and tell me not to fight for what 's mine . bianca : did he teach you how to rationalize anything , no matter how cruel ? greenlee : you care about your mother . i get that . i even respect it . but you have no idea what 's gone down the past few months . bianca : nothing that 's gone down would make it ok for you to go after my mother like that . greenlee : there you go , jumping to conclusions without knowing the whole story , taking erica 's side without all the facts . if you would just stop ripping me for one minute , you 'd see that she has no place in my company . bianca : not `` your company , `` yours and kendall 's . she asked mom to run fusion so she could have time with her family . greenlee : yeah , well , i 'm back now . erica 's services are no longer needed . bianca : you do n't get to decide that . greenlee : you know , this is n't about erica stepping in for kendall anymore . this is about erica trying to force me out because she hates me . she wants me to lose . well , tonight , she 's a loser . bianca : my mother will never allow this . david : it 's a little late for that , bianca . there 's really nothing erica or anyone else can do except sit back and watch it happen . bianca : you 're never gon na get away with this . greenlee : i think that went well . emma : did you and the mountain man see any wild animals ? ryan : ha ha ! erica : as a matter of fact , yes : a bear . ok . it was a bearskin rug . ryan : ha ! but , you know , erica did actually take on a real grizzly at one point . for real ! emma : really ? ryan : yes ! emma : really ? erica : really , i did . and i hope it never happens again , and i hope it never happens to you , honey . but i did learn something from that . i learned that no matter what challenges you come up against , if you believe in yourself , you can do almost anything . ryan : speaking of challenges , have you seen greenlee since you 've been back ? erica : well , not face to face . but we do have a lot to discuss . ryan : hmm . jack : you know , i was just going to go down and get some refreshments . ryan : you want me to give you a hand ? jack : oh , sure . that would be great . we 'll be right back . ryan : cool . you stay here . jack : do n't let her get out of bed . ryan : that 's right . erica : keep me company . emma : ok . jack : we need to talk about fusion . now , erica is convinced that greenlee is behind setting her up for stealing money from the miranda center , but that 's all she knows . ryan : that 's all she knows ? you did n't tell her ? jack : no , of course i did n't . what am i gon na tell her ? that my daughter and her husband might be behind her plane crashing ? i 'm not gon na say anything , and that 's that way it 's gon na stay until i decide otherwise . you hear me ? ryan : ok , well , you know , when she figures it out -- jack : when she figures it out , she 's gon na be all over me . i understand that , but i 'll take the hit . ryan , my job right now is to make sure that woman has a chance to recover . everything else can wait . erica : and another animal you have to be careful of : snakes . krystal : i 'm just saying it looks like this whole bee sting thing was an excuse to get j.r. 's attention . marissa : [ sighs ] ok , maybe it was . maybe i wanted to give j.r. a little reminder that we need him . krystal : you know it might be better to just be straight with j.r . i mean , come on . you do n't want him calling you out . marissa : he 's not going to . he 's gon na see me and a.j . and remember that his focus should be on us , that nothing is more important than his family . krystal : you think he forgot ? marissa : i just think he has a lot of distractions . annie : oh , my god . what are we doing ? j.r. : i do n't know . annie : oh , my god . this is insane . we are in a public place . what is the matter with us ? oh , my god ! i talk all this talk about wanting a second chance -- j.r. : and then we blow it all to hell . annie : i meant what i said before . i will not jeopardize what i have . j.r. : neither will i . my family 's everything to me . annie : so , what ? are we weak ? what ? are we stupid ? j.r. : no . maybe we 're just human . we make mistakes . annie : that 's what this was . this was a huge mistake . j.r. : it was a huge mistake . all right , so no more talk about it , no more hard feelings , no more discussion . annie : fine . j.r. : and there 's no point in hating ourselves for it , or each other . annie : yeah ? scott and marissa -- they would definitely hate us . j.r. : i thought we agreed not to talk about this . annie : i 'm gon na say this one more time . you and me -- never again . i do n't want this . i want a man that i can build a life with , have a real future with . j.r. : i ever tell you about my friend trent from chemo ? annie : no . j.r. : he wanted a future , but he did n't get it . annie : i 'm sorry . j.r. : i ran into his widow cynthia at the hospital . she just had a baby boy . and trent -- he was so psyched to be a dad . he had a whole new reason to live . but he 's not gon na get it . annie : what 's it like thinking you 're gon na die soon ? j.r. : i do n't know . it 's sad , surreal , scary as hell . so anyway , i went to the nursery and i was looking through the window , and i saw that newborn baby , and i -- i saw a.j . and right then and there i realized i need to be there for my family , starting now till the end , whenever that is . annie : none of us know when that is . j.r. : yeah , but i feel pretty lucky , though . i can talk about tomorrow . i can talk about the next day . i can talk about christmas . i can say the word , and i know that i 'll be there to watch a.j . open up his presents . annie : do you think things happen for a reason ? j.r. : you mean do you think there 's a reason i almost died , that your bone marrow saved me ? i ca n't answer that , annie . annie : what if the reason was to get us here in this moment , where i could ask you , do you think things could ever be real between us ? j.r. : do i think that it could ever be real ? annie : could there ever be anything between us besides just sex ? could we be a real couple ? a power couple ? the power couple ? j.r. : no . no , there 's no chance at all . annie : you 're right . i belong with scott , and you would be a complete disaster . besides , safe has a lot going for it . j.r. : what 's that supposed to mean ? annie : marissa . she 's uncomplicated . you know what you 're gon na get . she 's steady , no exciting ups or downs . j.r. : no , do n't talk about my wife like that . she 's everything that i could ask for . she 's loving . she 's decent . she 's caring . and you -- you 're a walking disaster ! ryan : hey ! look who it is . hey , guys . what 's up ? marissa : how you doing ? ryan : good . how are you ? marissa : good . we have to run , but we should set up a play date soon . ryan : i think that sounds great . marissa : yeah . ryan : all right , see you later . marissa : come on , a.j . ryan : hey . look who it is . emma : hi , madison ! madison : hey . huh . ryan : have you seen annie , by any chance ? madison : no . ryan : she was supposed to meet me here to pick up emma . yeah . hey , why do n't you go get a treat ? emma : yeah . ryan : ok ? i think there 's some gumballs or something up there . not too many . emma : no promises ! heh heh heh ! ryan : you ok ? madison : i 'm just tired . ryan : you 're still upset about me going off on david . more than going off , i almost choked him to death , and i 'm -- i 'm really sorry that you saw that . i am . i really am . madison : it 's just me . you know , when things get violent -- ryan : i know . i know , and i 'm sorry that that happened . there 's no excuse , ok , and i meant what i said before when i told you that that 's not who i am anymore . madison : well , erica was missing . i mean , you were stressed . ryan : that does not make it ok . i 'm sorry . and there 's only one person that can push me to that place . david : do n't let bianca get to you . i 've never been more proud of you , greenlee . you 're gon na get everything you deserve . greenlee : enough with the pep talks . i know . i know what i deserve . and i know this is war . erica and bianca and everyone else will be gunning for me , and i 'm ready for it . fighting is what i do . it 's what i 've always done . david : but you do n't have to fight me . you do know that , do n't you ? greenlee : of course . let 's go . jack : what now ? bianca : just once i 'd like to come home to pine valley and find nothing but picnics and pool parties . i found greenlee at the yacht club . she 's planning her big victory announcement . jack : you 're kidding , right ? bianca : nope . apparently , she snagged enough buyers for her line while mom was lost , so she 's planning on shoving mom out of fusion tonight . jack : ok , i 'll handle this . bianca : no , uncle jack . i think mom needs to know about this . jack : no , she does not . what your mother needs to do is heal . i will tell her when the time is right . bianca : but the party is in a few hours . jack : if you tell your mother , she is gon na run out of that hospital bed , go after greenlee , jeopardize her recovery , and end up right back in this hospital . you do n't want that , do you ? no . let me take care of greenlee . please , just let my fiancée have a chance to get better , huh ? bianca : wait . what did you just say ? jack : did n't i mention it ? your mother and i are engaged . bianca : huh . jack : this is a happy day for your mother . can we please not ruin it ? hi . erica : ok , this is really not fair . i mean , i 'm stuck in this hospital bed , and none of my visitors will come and see me . what do you have to say for yourselves ? bianca : you 're getting married ? erica : yes . bianca : oh , my -- that 's beautiful , mom ! congratulations . erica : thank you , honey . bianca : let 's get back inside . jack : obviously , you 're not stuck in this bed -- maybe you should be . let 's go . come on . erica : i 'm going . well , i have to spin it around myself . jack : i 'll let you spin it around yourself . you see ? you should 've never gotten out of bed -- none of this would happen . erica : ok . bianca : let me help you . jack : yeah , tuck her in there . bianca : comfortable ? jack : all right , i 'll let you two catch up . make sure she does n't leave this bed . bianca : i 'll just walk him out . jack : ok . bianca : i 'll go along with this for now . jack : i 'll check back on you guys in a little bit , all right ? erica : all right . bianca : tell me everything . erica : ok -- just as soon as you tell me why all this whispering is going on . oh , good to see you today . j.r. : that was just what i needed -- to get slapped back to my senses . i 'm out of here . annie : you are such a coward . the second things get real , you take off . j.r. : well , i 'm gon na go back to my real wife ! what was i thinking ? i ca n't talk to you the way that i talk to marissa . annie : hmm . but you can do other things with me . right , j.r. ? [ phone rings ] j.r. : marissa . how 's everything going ? marissa : i had to take a.j . out of camp early . j.r. : is he all right ? marissa : he got stung by a bee . j.r. : ohh . yeah , bee stings can be kind of scary . how 's he doing ? marissa : i think a.j . could really use his dad right now . j.r. : ok . i 'm on my way . i have to go . annie : good . and just so you know , this will never happen again . j.r. : yeah . you got that right . madison : thank you . ryan : nice . i get one , too . i like it . emma : yep . ryan : red for me . madison : you know , i have to admit there have been times i 've wanted to choke david myself . ryan : but you did n't , and i did , and i 'm sorry . and , i mean , i do n't know what else i can say to reassure you . if i find an ant in my house , i take him down in the elevator and set him free instead of step on him , you know ? i 'm not -- madison : lucky ant . hey , you do n't have to say anything else , ryan . ok , i see you with your daughter , i know what kind of a man you are . i mean , of course i was affected by what i saw , but it 's over . it 's fine . we 're fine . [ phone rings ] ryan : annie . annie : i am so sorry . ryan : where are you ? annie : i 'm in the car . i 'll be there in 5 minutes . madison : well , i should get going . ryan : really ? i mean , you do n't have to run off . madison : no , i just -- i want to go see erica , if she 's up for visitors . ryan : she is up for visitors . we were just there , were n't we ? emma : mm - hmm . erica 's getting married . ryan : jackson and she got engaged in the hospital . madison : wow . good for them . i mean , with greenlee working so hard to get rid of erica , she could use all the allies she can get . ryan : `` allies `` ? you kidding me ? erica is an army of one . erica : bianca , i have been watching all of you huddled outside my door , conferring urgently about something that none of you wants me to hear . bianca : but we were just trying to let you rest , mom . erica : stop treating me like i 'm some sort of a delicate flower . i mean , whatever it is , i can take it . bianca : fine . there is something , but it should n't come as a surprise to you . it 's the reporters . they wo n't stop calling . they 're harassing everyone even remotely connected to you so they can get the inside story on the whole fusion scandal . now that you 're back , they want to know if you 'll talk . erica : that 's it ? bianca : what else could there be ? just rest now , ok ? relax . the media can wait . erica : i 'm not so sure about that . bianca : what do you mean ? erica : i think the longer i wait , the worse it can be for me . bianca : well , that 's why you have us -- to run interference . seriously , mom , just enjoy the peace and quiet while you can . ok ? when you get out of here , all hell 's gon na break loose . david : let me guess -- you spoke to bianca . jack : i want to talk to my daughter . david : you mean my wife . and i think you made it pretty clear that you want nothing more to do with her . jack : it 's not too late , greenlee . you can still do the right thing . just take a step back and see how far over the edge you 've gone . david : all right , that 's enough . jack : erica 's in the hospital . she could 've died over this place ? greenlee : fusion is mine . jack : it 's a business , greenlee ! i 'm talking about lives . i 'm talking about a life that could 've been snuffed out for no good reason . i do n't care what kind of hell you 've gone through in the past year . you could not have changed that much . david : all right , you know , do n't listen to him , greenlee . he 's just another one of erica 's drones . jack : in my worst nightmare i could not imagine you doing this . making all these people suffer -- your friends , your family ? and now for the rest of our lives erica and i will have to remember this not as the day we got engaged , but as the day we were both betrayed . greenlee : engaged ? jack : engaged . greenlee : then you have no right to talk to me like this . jack : i 'm still your father . greenlee : and soon you 'll be erica 's husband . obviously , you 've made your choice which matters more . jack : is that really the position you want to take ? greenlee : you really have given me no choice . jack : you always have a choice , greenlee . greenlee : do you really want to marry erica again ? jack : yes , i do . greenlee : heh heh ! i feel so sorry for you . that woman has put you through hell how many times , and you just ca n't get enough . jack : you 're not in a position to judge anybody else 's choice of spouse . greenlee : i married david because he 's loyal and trustworthy , and he cares about me more than anyone on this planet . erica only cares about erica , and that will never change . when are you gon na get that ? jack : this is not about erica or my history with erica . this is about what you 're doing to erica . greenlee , it 's wrong , and i 'm gon na put a stop to it . greenlee : i guess we both know where we stand . jack : yes , i guess we do . greenlee : ohh . david : i 'm sorry . greenlee : hmm . i 've lived without him before , i can do it again . madison : you 're bianca montgomery . bianca : have we met ? madison : no . i 'm madison north . i spent some time at the miranda center . it saved my life , actually , so thank you . bianca : you 're very welcome . madison : your mother encouraged me to stay there , get the help that i needed , and then she hired me at fusion . erica 's been a real inspiration to me . i 'm sure you 've heard that before . but really , for someone like me , after everything that i 've been through -- i 'm just so glad that she 's ok . and for what it 's worth , i think that greenlee and david are behind this whole thing . bianca : madison , i have a favor to ask you . madison : of course . bianca : would you mind coming back to visit another time ? we 're trying to shield my mom from all the drama while she 's still recovering . there 's a couple of things she does n't know yet . madison : she does n't know that david and greenlee are probably the ones who sent her plane down ? bianca : she also does n't know they 're throwing the launch party at the yacht club tonight so greenlee can claim victory at fusion . madison : what ? after everything that erica has been through ? bianca : believe me , i 'm as outraged as you are , but mom ca n't know . not yet . madison : i wo n't say a word . bianca : she already suspects something 's up . if you go in there , she 'll work you until you spill everything . i barely escaped without saying too much , and i know all her tricks . madison : well , i 'll just see erica another time , then . [ phone rings ] madison : hello ? erica : madison , it 's erica . do n't let bianca know it 's me . she 's trying to talk you out of coming to visit me , is n't she ? if you 're on board , just say something about the weather . madison : hey . what are you doing on this gorgeous day ? erica : bianca 's trying to talk you out of coming to visit me , is n't she ? madison : that 's right . erica : well , tell her you 're leaving , but then double - back right away and come to my room . madison : all right . that was a friend of mine . i actually have to run . it was nice to meet you . bianca : you , too . annie : i am so sorry i was late . that will never happen again . you are the most important thing in the world to me . you know that , right ? nothing ever comes before you . give me a kiss . ohh . emma : do you want some gumballs , mommy ? annie : i would love some gumballs . i would love that . ryan : here , here . i 'll get another quarter for your gum . all right ? annie : sorry . i -- i lost track of time . ryan : what 's going on , annie ? what kind of message does it send emma when you show up this late ? do you even care ? annie : of course i care . you have no idea how much i care . ryan : well , then what happened ? what was so important that you kept your daughter waiting this long ? marissa : i know that taking a.j . out of camp for a bee sting might seem like overkill , but i remember the first time that i got stung . i was , like , 6 years old in lindsay parker 's backyard , and i just remember i needed my parents so badly . j.r. : you do n't have to explain . you ' a.j . 's mother . i trust you . i 'm gon na go see him . marissa : wait . hang on . were you rolling around in the grass or something ? j.r. : i took a shortcut through the park . wind was blowing , leaves where everywhere . yeah . erica : madison , come in . close the door . madison , under normal circumstances i am perfectly capable of handling my own affairs on my own . but right now i am virtually a prisoner here and no one is telling me anything . and i know something is going on , something big . so not that long ago , you needed help , and i was very happy to oblige . madison : erica , i owe you my life . i will help you however i can . erica : and i can trust you ? madison : well , greenlee fired me for sticking up for you . that should prove where my loyalties lie . erica : so what 's going on ? madison : a lot . erica : well , it 's obvious that greenlee and david have set me up to look like some kind of a thief , but , i mean , what else ? madison : i think they also tried to kill you . madison : there 's no proof , but almost everyone , including me , thinks that david and greenlee made your plane go down . i mean , maybe they did n't want you around when their money - skimming rumors broke . erica : me gone made me look more guilty . oh , that 's it . let me out of here . madison : there 's more . greenlee 's having a launch party tonight to declare that she 's back in charge of fusion . erica : oh , oh , that vicious -- ok , madison , you have been an enormous help to me . thank you very much . but i do need to ask you one more favor . madison : why am i getting nervous ? erica : oh , no . you are not the one who ought to be nervous . annie : what ? you do n't have a busy life , ryan , some commitments to juggle ? ryan : yeah , i do , actually . but i make a point not to stand up my own daughter . annie : i did n't stand her up , i was late . i am doing my best , ok , ryan ? things have n't been exactly easy for me lately . ryan : yeah ? tell me about it . you still have n't given me an explanation why you showed up so late . scott : maybe because she does n't owe you one . ryan : oh . um , i 'm sorry . this has nothing to do with you , scott . scott : if she said she had a commitment , she 's got a commitment . end of story . annie : it 's ok , scott . scott : no , no , no , it 's ok . i 'll tell you what . if you 're gon na grill annie every time she 's a little late , then , i do n't know , maybe we should schedule all of emma 's pickups from our house from now on , just so there 's no confusion . ryan : like i said , this has nothing to do with you . and you 're still staying at chandlers ' , even with adam gone ? scott : yeah , especially with adam gone . j.r. : his cheek 's swollen . other than that , he 's fine . marissa : what are you looking for ? j.r. : that new video game that i got him -- you know , 2 players , 2 guitars , one rock god ? no ? whatever . marissa : you know , this is just the kind of one - on - one time that a.j . needs . it was n't that long ago he thought he might not have any more time with you at all . he 'd already lost his mom . j.r. : thank god he has you . marissa : i love him like crazy . but he needs us both . i 've been doing some reading lately . a.j . 's at a critical stage in his development . how secure he feels now will have a huge impact on the kind of person that he grows up to be . j.r. : of course . marissa : i 've been , um , thinking hard , and i 've decided that it 's time to make a change between us . greenlee : another huge order for fusion natural . i am so close to getting my company back . so what 's left to do ? david : absolutely nothing , other than getting over to the yacht club and kicking off the festivities . greenlee : why do n't you go ahead without me . i still have a few more calls to make . david : are you sure ? i can wait . greenlee : no , no , no , no . do n't be silly . i 'll catch up . david : you 've had a rough day , between your father and bianca . greenlee : i 'm ready to party . seriously , david , i 'll be fine . david : yes , you will , mrs. hayward . of that i 'm certain . singer : betrayal is fatal survival is infectious do you know what a mess you made ? i was put in this position had to rely on intuition i 've been pushed to the limit erica : you have very good taste . madison : you have a closet the size of a 747 . are you sure you 're ready for this ? erica : do i look ready ? madison : i would n't want to face off against you . erica : check the corridor . madison : coast is clear . erica : not for greenlee . david : bianca , this is a private party . you 're gon na have to leave . bianca : i think i 'll stick around . and i also think i 'm gon na make a huge scene tonight , let every single buyer here know what you and greenlee tried to do to my mother . david : you know , why do n't we go somewhere privately , ok , just -- bianca : i 'm not going anywhere with you . david : look , um , you have to know that there are 2 sides to this story . bianca : mm - hmm -- the truth and your lie . and everyone 's gon na know the truth tonight . you ca n't shut me up . david : ok , fine . then we 'll talk about it here . marissa : i 've been thinking about our future and whether i 'm prepared to commit to it , and i 've decided that this marriage does n't stand a chance unless we start sleeping in the same bed . j.r. : you sure ? marissa : well , we still have a long way to go , and it 's not going to be easy . but we ca n't make this work unless we 're really together , truly committed in every way . what do you think ? j.r. : i think that you 're absolutely right . emma : there 's sarah ! annie : oh . stay where i can see you . scott : have fun . annie : ohh . scott : i want a hotdog . you want a hotdog ? let me grab a -- annie : uh , you know , i actually do n't feel like staying long . scott : why ? what are you talking about ? it 's beautiful . annie : it is . i just -- i do n't know why you insisted on coming to the park . scott : well , i happen to have very fond memories of the two of us being here together , hmm ? i thought it might take my mind off of stuff for a while . but if you want to go , we -- annie : no , it 's ok . it 's ok . and i wanted to thank you for dealing with ryan before . scott : he had no right to question you like that . i mean , where did he think you were ? annie : i have no idea . scott : i got to tell you i 'm surprised you did n't just answer his question to shut him up . you never have any trouble standing up to ryan . annie : i do n't know . everybody has an off day sometimes , right ? ryan : greenlee is hosting a party celebrating the fact that erica is out of fusion . madison : i heard . ryan : and i told jack that i would help protect erica from any bad news , but this is -- madison : she already knows . ryan : who told her ? madison : i did . look , nobody wants to upset erica while she 's recovering , and bianca actually asked me specifically not to say anything , but -- ryan : but you decided to anyway ? madison : erica is the strongest woman that i have ever met . ryan : that was n't your call , madison . madison : greenlee thinks she can just push her out ? no . i 'm sorry . i think erica deserves a chance to fight , which is why i helped her escape from the hospital . you 're mad . ryan : i do n't have any time to be mad . i got to get to the yacht club before anybody else does . bianca : i 'm gon na let every person who walks through that door know exactly how low you and greenlee -- david : you ok ? bianca : i 'm just feeling a little dizzy . i feel like i 'm gon na -- david : sorry about this , kiddo . come on . let 's go for a walk . krystal : hey . jack : hey . krystal : krystal 's carryout . i brought erica some soup from the restaurant . jack : well , that 's very thoughtful of you . thank you . krystal : oh , sure . i thought it 'd be good for erica and help the hospital chef keep his job , if you know what i mean . jack : yeah . krystal : hey . talk to me . jack : krystal , this whole mess at fusion is about to explode , and i am having a hell of a time protecting erica . i could really use your help . krystal : ohh . jackson , you and erica just got engaged . you 've hardly had a minute to yourself . i think i 'm gon na sit this one out . jack : hey , you . i hope you 're hungry . erica : hello , greenlee . miss me ?
j.r. and annie lie down on the grass as they kiss in the park . marissa and a.j . visit krystal at her place . marissa lets krystal know about a.j . getting a bee sting . at the hospital , jack sees to erica 's every need . ryan and emma surprise erica with a visit .david and greenlee discuss her fusion launch party that she is planning despite everyone 's protests . bianca walks up behind them and asks where her invitation is . bianca warns greenlee that she will never get away with what she did to erica . ryan asks if erica saw greenlee yet , but erica tells him only briefly . outside of erica 's room , jack tells ryan that erica does n't know about greenlee 's involvement with her disappearance . in the park , annie separates herself from j.r. , afraid that scott and marissa will hate them . j.r. tells annie about seeing trent 's widow and son in the hospital , which made him realize he wants to be there for his family . annie asks j.r. if he thinks that it could ever be real between them . ryan asks annie what is going on when she is late picking up emma . when bianca finds out that jack and erica are engaged , she whispers in jack 's ear that she will keep his secret . erica wants to know what all the whispering is about . bianca lies and tells her that they are only trying to protect her . although bianca tries to stop her , madison visits erica and tells her about the fusion party , then helps her get ready to bolt from the hospital . when ryan hears what she did , he heads to the yacht club to protect erica . marissa gets j.r. to come home by telling him his son needs him . she is suspicious when she finds a leaf stuck to the back of his shirt . at the yacht club , david drugs bianca to keep her from revealing what he and greenlee did to erica . j.r. is happy when marissa agrees to return to his bedroom . after krystal delivers food for erica , jack takes it to her room and finds her gone . greenlee and erica come face to face at fusion .
griffin : kendall . hey -- kendall : not now , griff . griffin : i know where you 're going . kendall : great . good for you . can you let me go , please ? griffin : no . you got that scary look in your eye . i 'm not gon na let you go after david hayward until that look is gone . [ scene_break ] david : let office management know that i intend to turn the fifth - floor conference room into my office . also , i want the i.t . guy to give me full administrative privileges for the entire computer network . you got that ? woman : `` the entire -- `` greenlee : give us a minute , laurie . david : sorry . you look wonderful . so are you feeling nostalgic for the place , or did you just stop by to wish me luck ? greenlee : you sneaky , self - righteous dirtbag . david : i guess neither . greenlee : i never would 've sold this place to erica if i knew you were involved . david : of course not . that 's why you did n't know . and why do you care , anyway ? you made it very clear to erica that you were selling to concentrate on your personal life . you do still have one of those , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] ryan : hi . randi : hey . ryan : is greenlee here , by any chance ? i 'm trying to get in touch with her , but all i 'm getting is her voice mail . randi : no . she must 've had a meeting . everything ok ? ryan : i 'll let you know as soon as i talk to her . i have n't spoken to her since erica 's press conference . randi : i 'll have her call you if she shows up . right now i 'm more concerned about madison . randi : she 's been at it all night . ryan : hey . madison : i must 've dozed off . ryan : do n't you think maybe you should head home and get some good - quality sleep ? madison : no . i do n't have time . i have to finish this . ryan : madison , do n't do this to yourself . madison : leave me alone . i 'm not your problem anymore . [ scene_break ] marissa : hi . you looked a million miles away . j.r. : i was , but not anymore . i 'm exactly where i want to be . [ scene_break ] tad : hey ! cara : hi . tad : what on earth is that ? cara : this is your mom 's recipe book . tad : my god , is that thing still around ? cara : so i 'm -- can you -- is that a -- i do n't know what that is . it 's chicken . `` fry the chicken out in the -- yard `` ? tad : no , lard . `` in the lard . `` old typewriter . it 's supposed to be an `` l. `` yep , lard . cara : `` fry the chicken in the lard `` ? tad : yeah , it 's good for what ails you -- pig fat . they were n't too big on health - conscious alternatives back in my grandma kate 's day . it 's why half the martins became doctors : keep the other half from keeling over in the line at the grocery store . cara : thank god i 'm a doctor , i guess , right ? because i 'd like to make all your favorite recipes . tad : i did n't marry you to get a fry cook . cara : no , you married me to keep me alive . that 's something i 'll always remember . tad : but that 's not why you 're so upset , that you 're hanging around staring at old cookbooks , is it ? cara : well -- tad : admit it , you 're worried about jake . it 's ok . i am , too . [ scene_break ] jake : i want this marriage to work , so i just want us to be honest and open with each other -- amanda : my god , just say it ! i already know what you did ! you slept with cara ! jake : no , i -- i did n't . amanda : stop lying to me . i heard you talking to cara , talking about what happened between you two , how you could never let me know what happened between you , how i 'd be devastated if i found out . and you know what ? you 're right . jake : wait a second . whatever you think you heard , whatever , we were talking about how we did n't , how we almost did -- that 's what i 'm trying to tell you . we did not have sex , ok ? we did not have sex . we -- we came to our senses and we stopped , honey . we stopped . amanda : i do n't believe you . jake : why would i be talking about this ? why would i be admitting to something that almost happened ? [ scene_break ] kendall : do n't worry . i do n't have a gun . i do n't have a pillow , ok ? i just want some answers , all right ? griffin : hold on . have you even considered that david is n't the person that you should be talking to ? kendall : i 'm not gon na talk to him . i 'm gon na scream at him . griffin : maybe you should get some information from your mother first , find out her reasoning before you go off on david . you said it yourself -- she 's been acting odd lately . kendall : yeah , not just odd . she 's been completely avoiding me and bianca . she 's been doing everything she can to play to the tabloids , and we caught her drinking again . griffin : she has n't been herself since she 's been kidnapped , has she ? kendall : no , and david 's been taking advantage of that ever since he found out i was the one who really shot him . you know what ? it 's gon na stop right now . [ scene_break ] greenlee : did you enjoy making me look like a fool ? david : no , i think you looked like a fool the minute you walked out on me . you never understood me , greenlee . if you did , we could 've been running this place together instead of me selling you my half to snatch back the whole thing . greenlee : because you knew i 'd never sell it to you . is there any move you make that does n't have an ulterior motive ? david : all right . yeah , i do have my darker side , but many of the people that you know and love are alive today because of me . greenlee : is that what you 're holding over erica ? you saved kendall ? you saved ian ? david : i can honestly say that i am not holding anything over erica 's head . greenlee : enjoy your new toy . david : it 's one thing about my darker side , greenlee -- it allows me to understand you all too well , in a way that ryan ca n't and never will . [ scene_break ] ryan : you 're right . you 're not my `` problem . `` but you 're my friend , and i do n't like to leave my friends when they 're hurting . madison : i do n't hurt when i 'm working . this is the only time i actually feel human lately . i finally have the chance to be creative in my work , and i just get into this zone where i could actually forget about everything i 've been going through -- the baby that i lost and the life i thought i was gon na have . i need to keep working . ah ! no , no , no ! damn it ! ah ! oh ! no ! ah ! ryan : oh , man . oh , man . can you redraw this , by any chance ? madison : this will not be the same . you think i 'm crazy . ryan : no , i think you 're more talented than i even thought . you 're really good . here . you draw . i 'll get you another coffee . [ scene_break ] bianca : i just do n't understand why my mom would go along with that . and what happened ? how did the board let that happen ? j.r. : david arranged it so the board met without me and joe martin . i can only assume with erica kane 's name and her generous price tag , they felt it was worth their while . i tell you what . i can make some phone calls , find out exactly what went down . bianca : would you do that ? i would appreciate that . marissa : i hate to see you so upset . you know what ? i 'm gon na find him and convince him to back out of the deal . bianca : no , no . please do n't do that . i really appreciate you wanting to help , but no . that is exactly what david wants : something to pull you back into his life again . no , you made a clean break with him . i do n't want you to risk all the good things going on in your life right now . marissa : some things are worth the risk . [ scene_break ] tad : you know what kills me ? cara : what ? tad : is jake asked me my advice . i wish he 'd taken it . he should 've just let it go . cara : really ? tad : yeah , really . you and he did n't -- you know . i mean , you came close , but you did n't . what 's the point of putting amanda through that ? cara : you know what ? the point is that the truth always comes out , and he does n't want to lie to her . she needs to know how much he loves her and how much he loves her son . he does more than anything . tad : yeah . you know that , and i know that , and i think jake 's on board , but what if amanda does n't know it ? [ scene_break ] jake : it 's all right . i probably deserve that . i deserve more than that . the way that i 've been acting , babe , since cara got back to town , i just -- but regardless of the circumstances , we should never have even gotten that close . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . but we did n't follow through , and i think -- i know that that 's -- i know that that 's -- that tells you so much , and , actually , it closed the door that should never have been really reopened in the first place . i do n't know if you know this . we took that little ring of hers , and we threw it in the garbage , the wedding ring -- where it belongs . please say something to me . say something , even if it 's -- even if it 's that you hate me . amanda : why did you wait so long ? why did n't you tell me before ? jake : before what ? [ scene_break ] ryan : you 're gon na think i 'm just saying this , but that 's even better than the first one . madison : nice try . you 're right , though . it is . ryan : you want me to spill some coffee on it , so you can start again ? maybe the third will be best of all . madison : no time for jokes . i got to get this done . this is the first time i 've had a presentation to do all on my own . damn it ! ryan : hey , hey . it 's ok . it 's ok . [ scene_break ] kendall : well . you do n't waste any time , do you ? david : i never do . you got that fire in your eyes , kendall . in my imagination , i picture you looking just like that the night that you shot me in the back . kendall : ok . that 's what this is all about . my mother covered for me that night , and you 're using her to do whatever you want . david : you could n't be more wrong . actually , i was hoping we could use this as a chance for us to get past all that . kendall : i do n't believe a word out of your mouth . david : and why is that , since i saved your life and the life of your son . and how did you repay me ? by trying to kill me . i would think that you 'd be happy with my peace offering . kendall : i would if i believed a word of what you said . but you lie as easily as you breathe , david , and i know that you 're up to something else , and you 're using my mother to do it . [ scene_break ] bianca : no , it 's not worth going after david over this . no , please , just let it go . i do n't want to be worried about you when i 'm gone . marissa : `` gone ? `` where you going ? bianca : i 'm taking miranda and gaby to that little resort on the lake . there 's some good kids programs , and just as important , there 's a decadent spa for their mom to enjoy . marissa : ooh ! that sounds delicious , especially the `` decadent spa `` part . hey , what if a.j . and i came along with you ? bianca : are you serious ? marissa : yeah ! a.j . has been begging for a weekend in the country or at the beach . i guess he 's already bored with soccer camp . and then miranda will have her birthday twin to play with . bianca : i do n't even know if you can get reservations this late . marissa : it 's worth a try , unless you 'd rather be alone . bianca : no . no . marissa : then say `` yes . `` j.r. : i had to leave some messages . say `` yes `` to what ? [ scene_break ] cara : yes , amanda is gon na be devastated when he tells her . but you know how he feels about her , and he is n't gon na stop until they work this out . tad : how do you feel about it ? cara : i want your brother to be happy . tad : yeah , that makes two of us . cara : you know what ? you should go over there . tad : what ? cara : yeah , go over there . and if things are n't -- you can help . go make it right . tad : yeah . great idea . i can go there , put myself in harm 's way , and if all else fails , i can call 911 after it 's over . [ scene_break ] jake : i do n't expect you to forgive me or even forget right away , but -- but i want to fix it , ok ? i want to get us back , and we can do it . so come away with me , ok ? you come away with me , and we 'll find each other . we 'll find us . it 's just gon na take both of us . it 's just gon na take a little bit of work . amanda : i -- i have to get to work . i 'm already late , and j.r. is expecting me , so -- [ scene_break ] greenlee : thank god someone 's working around here . how 's it coming ? madison : getting there . greenlee : sorry . i 've been so wound up in this hospital mess , i dropped the ball today . i can guess why you 're here : i 'm fine . i had one homicidal moment when i saw david 's face , but it passed . thank you for picking up the slack . madison : it 's not a problem that i 'm here ? greenlee : no . we 've got a deadline . this is nice . really nice . ryan : she 's been at it all night . i was just trying to convince madison to take a little bit of a break . greenlee : do n't you know how we fusion women work ? she can sleep when she 's finished . that 's good . it 's really good . madison : thanks . i 'm still trying to get it just right . greenlee : actually , i think you 've got it . yeah . you know what ? it 's great . in fact , i want you to do the entire presentation . madison : you do ? greenlee : yeah . but not looking like that . so you need to go home , take a shower , take a nap , change your clothes , and then come back here and sell this thing . madison : ok . ok . thank you . thank you , and you . ryan : you 're pretty amazing . [ scene_break ] david : you do n't have to worry about erica . your mother knows exactly what she 's doing . but maybe there 's another reason why you 're here . are you hurting , kendall ? kendall : you know what ? do n't pull that crap with me , ok ? i know you 're blackmailing her . david : ask her yourself . she 'll refute it . i 'm just saying that maybe there 's some unfinished business between you and me and maybe zach ? kendall : stop , stop . i was in a very bad place when i pulled that trigger . i thought my life was over . david : sometimes we think life is over when it 's not . kendall : the man who was responsible for zach 's death is now behind bars , so i have my life back . if you 're such a great healer , then act like one . make sure my mother does not regret her choice . show this town the man who saved my life and my son 's life . david : should i detect this as an offer for a truce ? kendall : just do n't screw my mother over , and maybe we all have a shot at working things out . griffin : everything ok ? kendall : that all depends on your mentor here . [ scene_break ] marissa : and i figured since a.j . has been asking for a trip , we 'd just join bianca and the girls . j.r. : really ? marissa : what 's the matter ? bianca : uh , j.r. actually wanted to take you and a.j . on a trip of your own . marissa : you did ? j.r. : yeah . i kind of wanted it to be a surprise . bianca : yeah , and i spilled it , did n't i ? j.r. wanted to take you and a.j . to the grand canyon . j.r. : grand canyon . bianca : mule rides down to the bottom and rafting on the river -- the works . so i have to get packing . but we 'll e - mail each other pictures , ok ? ok . have fun . marissa : yeah , you , too . bianca : thanks . j.r. : the timing was n't quite right , but what do you say ? you feel like going ? marissa : yeah , of course , i do . [ scene_break ] opal : hey ! you know , my dear , i think you already have the right recipe for keeping tad happy . cara : what do you mean ? opal : i just mean that -- i do n't mind saying when you first came into tad 's life , i was more than a little worried that you were gon na break his heart . but i see how you 've put the spring back in his step , how much the girls adore you , and how much you bring to this family . [ scene_break ] jake : babe ? tad : hi , darling . jake : hey . tad : she 's not home . i figured you could probably use one of these . jake : thank you . i could . tad : yeah ? so ? how 'd she react ? jake : you were right . is that what you wanted to hear ? you were right . i should 've kept my mouth shut . [ scene_break ] amanda : hang up now . j.r. : listen , can you hold that room ? i 'll call you back . thanks . what 's up ? amanda : i ca n't keep quiet about what happened between us . i have to tell jake . j.r. : ok , whoa . just do n't even think about going there , ever . if you tell jake , then marissa 's gon na find out , and i 'm not gon na let that happen . amanda : you do n't understand . the reason i was so upset , the reason that i fell into bed with you , it never happened . jake never slept with cara . j.r. : ok . then all the more reason to keep what we did a secret . it was a mistake . do n't compound it by hurting jake and marissa . amanda : what was i thinking ? j.r. : you were n't . neither was i . amanda : if i just talked to him , let him explain , maybe heard him out , the i never , ever -- marissa : what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] tad : no matter what you feel like , you 're a good man , one of the best i 've ever known . you give her a little space , she 'll remember how much she loves you . jake : phew . i hope you are correct . i am just scared to death that she is gone for good . [ scene_break ] david : kendall and i have reached an understanding of sorts . kendall : more like a wait - and - see . do n't screw her over . do n't . ok , i have to go to fusion , so why do n't you stick around here and keep an eye on your old buddy ? griffin : look , i know you 're enjoying your first day back at work , and i have given you all the support i can , but do n't make me regret it . david : and why do you care , doctor ? you 're leaving town , remember , giving up your chance at greatness . [ scene_break ] ryan : thank you , peggy . i 'll be in the office in a bit , ok ? great . want a little help with that ? greenlee : no . i 've got a staff to help me do the rest . ryan : you were great earlier , the way you got madison to go take a breather . greenlee : thanks . ryan : the way you picked up on my look , you knew exactly what to do . see ? we can still work well together . greenlee : we should do it more often , then . [ phone rings ] greenlee : yeah ? kendall : it 's me . presentation still on ? greenlee : uh , you know what ? i 'll handle the presentation . why do n't you go knock some sense into your mother ? kendall : i tried talking to her , i did , but she did n't want to discuss it . greenlee : of course , she did n't . there 's no rational explanation . kendall : i 'll try to get something more out of her . i 'll talk to you later . ryan : anything i can help with ? greenlee : can you un - sell a hospital ? ryan : no . but i might be able to do something better than that . [ scene_break ] randi : madison ? are you ok ? madison : yeah . i guess i just dozed off for a minute . randi : the presentation 's gon na start soon , and you ca n't go like this . madison : i 'm fine . i 'll be right there . randi : maybe kendall or greenlee should handle it instead . madison : no . no , no . this is my idea . i 'm not gon na let it go . [ scene_break ] cara : thank you . you made my day . opal : well , you make him happy , so thank you . i 'm gon na go check on the girls . cara : how 'd it go ? tad : not well . [ scene_break ] j.r. : it 's ok . it 's a mini meltdown . it 's my fault . i 've been working her too hard . marissa : hey , are you ok ? amanda : yeah . i 'm sorry . j.r. : i was just telling her she needs to take some time off , focus on her family and only on that . marissa : yeah , i think that 's a good idea . you should take him up on it before he changes his mind . you sure you 're ok ? amanda : yeah , yeah . marissa : ok . um , hey , what should i tell a.j . about the grand canyon trip ? j.r. : do n't tell him anything . i want it to be a surprise . marissa : i like that . hey , you take good care of yourself , ok ? amanda : yeah , i 'm fine . thank you . you said she was done with you , that she completely rejected you . j.r. : i made a mistake , just like you did with jake . listen , you and i both have second chances . do n't blow it for us . jake : hey . i figured you 'd be here . [ scene_break ] greenlee : there you are . randi : is it possible to postpone the presentation ? greenlee : no . marketing is waiting on the feed . where 's madison ? madison : i 'm here . greenlee : i thought you were gon na freshen up . madison : i 'm fresh enough . let 's do this thing . [ scene_break ] david : hello . i 'm looking for erica kane . this is her phone , is n't it ? oh , she is ? tell her to take a break from the interview . tell her it 's david -- tell her it 's dr. david hayward of pine valley hospital . [ scene_break ] kendall : hi , paul . have you seen my mom anywhere around here today ? paul : yeah . she was in here earlier with dr. hayward and mr. montgomery . kendall : ooh . ugh . all right . could i have a virgin daiquiri , please ? griffin : i 'll have whatever 's on tap . thank you . do n't worry . i 'm not stalking you . kendall : there goes my fun . what 's wrong ? something happen today with david after i left ? griffin : he knows how to push my buttons . [ scene_break ] tad : i knew it . jake should 've taken my advice , just kept his mouth shut , let it go . of course , amanda 's gon na be upset . you guys did n't do anything , but you almost did . how she 's supposed to just find out about that and forgive ? cara : you did . tad : i 'm different . i did n't say it did n't hurt . and you and i are different . come on , let 's face it . jake and amanda -- they have a real marriage , right ? they have a child . but now -- cara : what ? tad : i do n't know . cara : i 'm gon na get some fresh air . excuse me . tad : what ? [ scene_break ] bianca : ok , i want you to go in the back with krystal and gaby while i get the food for the trip . ok ? miranda : i wish i could bring a friend . bianca : you got your sister . miranda : i wish a.j . could come . bianca : i told you , honey , a.j . 's mommy ca n't come . some things just are n't meant to be . [ scene_break ] jake : you guys ever actually work in an office ? j.r. : i 've been trying to get your wife to take some time off . could you talk some sense into her ? jake : he 's right , actually . work is n't everything . you want to come home ? amanda : i just want to stay busy . j.r. : that 's right . it 's your job to keep her busy , so go on . get on out of here . it 's all gon na work out . do n't worry . marissa : you do n't fool me for a minute . all that talk about amanda being burned out ? you just wanted to give her and jake some time together . you 're turning into a romantic . j.r. : what can i say ? heh heh . i 'm a good guy . marissa : hey , is there any news on the vacation front ? j.r. : oh , about that , i was hoping we could postpone it for a couple weeks . now that amanda 's gon na be out of the office , the workload 's gon na be crazy . marissa : oh . it 's fine with me , but a.j . really wanted to go somewhere . j.r. : i 've got the perfect solution . [ scene_break ] madison : most women do n't realize that the makeup they wear , the eyeliner they put on , the nail polish they apply all have the potential to harm the babies growing inside of them . fusion 's new mommy - and - baby line is specially formulated to avoid potentially toxic ingredients without sacrificing the quality of the product . greenlee : she 's doing great . madison : women today understand that they need to do everything they can to protect their unborn babies . madison 's voice : oh ! ryan : what ? what is it ? madison : i do n't know . i think maybe the baby just kicked for the first time . oh , my god , ryan . ryan : oh , my god . madison : and they need to be educated on the ingredients -- madison : my baby . scott 's voice : wow . madison : baby girl north . oh , i 'm never gon na forget this day . the ingredients that might harm their growing babies -- madison 's voice : do n't you dare say it . go out and come back in and tell me everything 's fine . tell me that our baby 's ok . ryan , please . ryan : they tried . they -- they really tried . greenlee : madison ? madison ? [ scene_break ] david : yes , i am still holding for ms. kane . please tell her that if she does n't want to talk to me right now , i 'd be happy to call jackson montgomery instead . i knew that would get your attention . no , no . i was just calling to thank you for going the extra mile in pushing through the hospital sale . it 's really great to be back home . yes , i know everyone thinks you 're going crazy for doing it , but you and i know the whole story , now , do n't we ? and besides , this makes us even now . [ scene_break ] griffin : david never lets an opportunity go by where he ca n't give me a jab . kendall : something strange happened today . when i looked at david , i suddenly did n't want to kill him . griffin : hmm . that 's progress . kendall : no , you have no idea . this is huge . i just realized that i have to let go of the past . nothing 's gon na bring zach back , and david is just a man -- an ambitious , infuriating man who i really should n't waste my time with . griffin : that 's even more progress . kendall : do i sound like i 'm trying to convince myself ? griffin : not at all . so are we on the miranda center clock , or are we officially off duty ? kendall : does it matter ? griffin : not really . [ scene_break ] marissa : hey ! hey , lady . a.j . is in the car with miranda and gaby . they were hanging with krystal out back , so let 's get a move on . bianca : what ? marissa : i 'm coming with you after all . bianca : i thought j.r. was taking you -- marissa : yeah , but the grand canyon had to be put on hold . so you did n't change your mind about us coming , did you ? bianca : no . no . no . let 's go . marissa : all right . [ scene_break ] tad : what the hell -- fine . yeah , you want to be that way ? i 'll be that way with the best of them . oh , yeah . i 'm fine without you . i got a life -- hell , i have my own hair color . you want to sulk ? i can sulk . watch me sulk , man . i 'll sit here , order a pizza , eat the whole thing , watch some tv . cara : hey ! stop talking to yourself . let 's go . you coming with me or not ? tad : definitely . cara : come on . [ scene_break ] jake : i figured it out . we 're not gon na take any holiday , any vacation , ok ? we 're gon na just stay home , stay put . we 'll let opal take care of the little one just until we work past all of our personal -- amanda : stop , jake . just stop . stop . you ca n't make it better , not as long as -- jake : you still think i betrayed you . i understand that , and i 'm trying to tell you that i did n't . i did n't , but that 's ok because i will take as long as it takes to convince you otherwise . [ phone chirps ] jake : oh , oh ! it 's the hospital , but listen . no , i 'm gon na get someone to cover for me . it does n't matter . i 've got to do this right now . amanda : no . go . please go to work , jake . jake : baby , i love you . ok ? i love you .
griffin encounters kendall in the park , determined to stop her from going after david . greenlee confronts david about his nefarious plan to return to running the hospital and wonders what he is holding over erica 's head . after shedding griff , kendall accuses david of blackmailing her mother with the information that she shot him . when he denies it , she calls him a liar , then offers to declare a truce if he lays off erica . after griffin is also unsuccessful with david , he and kendall meet at the bar for drinks . ryan tries to comfort madison at fusion and encourages her drawing talent . greenlee offers to let madison present her work after she goes home and gets some rest . ryan appreciates greenlee 's help and offers to find out what david is up to . still in bad shape , madison breaks down during the presentation .
[ previously_on ] maggie : i trusted you and you left me hanging , and i -- i just ca n't forget that . lena : i will never hurt you again , bianca . bianca : you wo n't hurt me again because i wo n't let you . greenlee : erica is not going to cut you any favors . mary : greenlee is jack 's daughter . mia : so you got the booth set up ? great , excellent . is cafe iguana ready for a big crowd ? yeah , we 'll send over some more entry cards . and thank the guys at power 96 for getting the word out in miami . they did a great job . ok , you bet . bye . stuart : hi , mia . mia : hi , stuart . stuart : i guess the sexiest man contest has got you pretty busy , huh ? mia : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i 'm being rude . stuart : oh , no , it 's all right , all right . i do n't mean to disturb you . i know you 're busy . is carlos around ? mia : um -- carlos : hey , mr. c . stuart : oh , carlos , good . good , you 're here . i did n't want to leave another message . carlos : no , no , no , i 'm sorry i did n't call you back , but what can i do for you ? stuart : well , i got an idea in my head , and i want to run over you -- i mean , i want to run by you . carlos : ok . well , come over here . [ elevator door opens ] mia : what do you want ? tad : what do i want ? that 's funny , that 's what i was going to ask you . and if your answer was `` to drive me crazy , `` i was going to say `` congratulations , because it 's working . `` maggie : dr. anderson , i am sorry i am so late . were you waiting long ? janelle : no , not at all . maggie , let me get straight to my point . i am very excited about the possibility of you working at the clinic this summer . maggie : really ? janelle : yeah . i 've heard wonderful things about you from professor stevens . and believe me , i know that she is not easily impressed . maggie : oh , no , she 's not . janelle : and of course , your cousin david -- well , he 's convinced that you 're going to be a heart surgeon . so i guess my only question is , when can you start ? maggie : that 's just it . i do n't think i can accept this internship . myrtle : finally . i have been waiting for you to put that book down for the last hour . bianca : oh , myrtle , you can always interrupt me . you know that . myrtle : i know , i know i can interrupt you , but the point is , are you going to listen ? bianca : well , that sounds kind of serious . what 's on your mind ? myrtle : you . you are on my mind . sweetheart , you have a wonderful future ahead of you . i ca n't bear to see you wasting it like this . greenlee : why do you want my mother to leave town , erica ? answer me . erica : oh , greenlee , why do n't you just go blow your nose . kendall : greenlee , do n't do this . greenlee : no , do n't do what ? no , you know , i am so sick of the way erica thinks she controls everyone in this town . because she does n't control me or my mother . erica : greenlee , ca n't you see how critically ill jackson is ? this is completely disruptive to his intensive care unit . ok , you wo n't leave on your own ? i guess i 'm going to have to call security . greenlee : no , you 're scared of me , are n't you ? erica : let go of me ! are you kidding ? greenlee : you 're so threatened by me and my company that now you 're going after my mother ! erica : what ? kendall : greenlee , what are you doing ? greenlee : that 's it , is n't it ? mary : i do n't think it 's just you . i think erica 's threatened by both of us , darling . greenlee : why would erica be afraid of you ? mary : apparently , my concern for jackson has made erica feel insecure about her own relationship with him . greenlee : whatever . mother , why do you even care what 's going on between erica and jackson ? erica : i 'll tell you why . because your mother just attaches herself to any situation that she thinks will gain her attention . that 's a trick you 've perfected . mary : no , because my concern for jackson is genuine . kendall : ok , we all want jackson to get better . that 's great . so there 's not a problem here . erica : well , there is a problem . you are intruding . greenlee : so sayeth the queen . kendall : greenlee , come on . erica : just stop this now . do n't you understand ? jackson needs peace and quiet . this is his intensive care unit . kendall : erica , i 'm sorry , this really was not my intention , honestly . erica : well , then please , just -- just -- just go . just take them with you . kendall : look -- look , erica , greenlee and i did n't come here to see jackson . we came here because we have a business proposition for you . erica : now ? i -- i 'm in the middle of a personal crisis here . kendall : i understand that . it 's just that -- erica : kendall , i do n't care . you should 've known better . you should 've known better than to come here now . myrtle : now , give me that self - help book , and tell me , what is it you 're looking for ? bianca : oh , you know . i 'm looking for clues as to where i go wrong . myrtle : oh . and what have you come up with so far ? bianca : i fall too fast , i expect too much . myrtle : you were happy with lena . and you 're very unhappy without lena . now , that seems simple enough to me . bianca : so , what am i supposed to do , myrtle , throw myself at her ? myrtle : no , i do n't suggest you throw yourself at anyone . but i do n't want you to turn yourself into a little ball and get lost . take what the good lord gave you and -- and get it out there ! bianca : where ? myrtle : well , wherever you want to go . bianca : i would n't know where to start , myrtle . myrtle : oh . well -- um -- lena is at s.o.s . bianca : is she on a date ? myrtle : you got legs . go and find out . bianca : myrtle , thank you . myrtle : for what ? bianca : oh -- `` for what . `` maggie : henry was an amazing lab partner , and i would n't have done as well if we had n't worked together . janelle : what happened to henry was sad . he was one of the best med students to pass through p.v.u . in years . but the university has a no - tolerance policy about cheating . maggie : and the thing is , i was a part of that . janelle : i know . he copied off your paper . professor stevens told me . maggie : the thing -- i let him . janelle : you let him copy off your paper ? maggie : well , i saw him freeze , and i could n't just let him fail because , you know , he worked so hard . janelle : does professor stevens know ? maggie : no , not yet . she went to new york to teach a summer class . janelle : but you want to clear this up ? maggie : yes , i do . which is why i came to speak to you before you offered me the internship . i am so sorry that i wasted your time . janelle : whoa , whoa , whoa , hold on , hold on . do n't -- do n't get ahead of yourself here . you 're still in good standing with the school , so we are back to my original question . when can you start ? maggie : if you are willing to take a chance on me , is next week too soon ? janelle : not at all . maggie , you earned this . try and remember that . maggie : i will . janelle : good . i look forward to working with you . maggie : thank you so much . janelle : the coffee is on me . maggie : oh . thank you . henry : ahem . carlos : well , what is it you have in mind ? stuart : how would you like to come and work for me ? carlos : in the art gallery ? stuart : yeah . carlos : wow . i appreciate the offer . stuart : but you have n't heard the best part . you 'd be able to -- to do your art , and i 'd make sure you had enough time and your own space . carlos : are you serious ? stuart : oh , yes , yes , i 'm serious . are you -- are you working on anything now ? carlos : well , yeah . it 's actually in the back . do you want to take a look at it ? stuart : yeah , yeah . carlos : well , let 's go take a look at it . stuart : ok . carlos : come on . mia : ahem -- am i trying to drive you crazy ? hmm . i did n't realize i had that effect on you . tad : well , what effect was your call / challenge/ -- how are you ? woman : hey . tad : insanity plea supposed to have ? mia : nothing . i have no idea what you 're talking about . tad : well , you obviously wanted to see me about something . mia : oh , please . you can just get over yourself . tad : i will if you will . you called me , remember ? mia : i tell you that liza wants me to stay away from you , and you take that as a `` drop everything and come on over and see me at work . `` tad : i took it for what it was because that 's what you meant , and you know it . mia : why would i want that ? tad : i 'm not sure . i 'm guessing it 's because you 're bored because you no longer have a man around to torture . you 're not kinky , are you ? into outfits , you know , stuff like that ? mia : oh , amazing . you are so arrogant ! tad : you have no idea . so , tell me , how did liza find out about what happened between you and me on the beach ? mia : she heard simone and i talking . tad : you told simone ? mia : girls talk , tad . tad : yeah , i guess so . did you tell simone all about how you tackled me ? mia : you know what ? i get it , ok ? you want me to stay away from you ? no problem . but you could have told me yourself . you did n't have to hide behind my sister . tad : i 'm not saying anything of the sort . what i 'm saying is do n't shove liza in my face because i never mentioned a word to anybody . mia : oh , how dumb do you think i am ? tad : rhetorically speaking ? mia : no , this whole timing thing is just way too coincidental . i mean , liza telling me to keep clear from you . it just -- tad : makes perfect sense . she 's a dear friend , ok ? probably my best friend . and she thinks you 're the last thing i need in my life . mia : oh , me ? tad : you , yeah . number one , you are my brother 's ex - fiancée . and number two , no matter how adorable , the fact is you do n't know who you are or what you want . mia : oh , but you do ? tad : no . i have n't got a clue . maggie : i did n't know you were here . henry : my new hideout . maggie : yeah ? things that bad at home ? henry : i would n't know . i left . maggie : you moved out ? henry : well , technically , i was kicked out . maggie : your mother kicked you out ? henry : yeah , it 's ok . i chose to leave . my mother gave me a choice , and i chose you . maggie : henry -- henry : look , i 'm not sorry about it , maggie . i -- it was the right thing for me to do . and it sounds like this working at the clinic could be the right thing for you to do , too . so why 'd you tell janelle you let me cheat off your paper ? maggie : because the truth is going to come out sooner or later , and i do n't want her or the clinic to get in the middle of it when it does . henry : i hate that what i did is still following you around . maggie : you 're not the only one who did it . henry : look , maggie , do n't . look , i 'm ok with the way things went down for me . i am . but i do n't want to see you lose out on anything because of it . maggie : ok . ok , we have to get something straight . right here , right now . man : i did n't see you on the menu , sweet thing . lena : yum - yum -- does that line actually ever work for you ? man : no . lena : no , no , i did n't think so . i 'll be checking up on you later . enjoy your drink . man : you know , if that guy gives you a hard time -- lena : oh , i can handle him . are those for me ? man : yep . lena : ok . man : yeah , you 're all set . lena : thank you . man : hey , svetlana , could i trouble your gorgeous self for another scotch ? lena : certainly . coming right up . gil , another scotch , please , lots of rocks . gil : you got it . hey , what can i get you ? bianca : just a coffee . lena : bianca . bianca : hi . do you get a break anytime soon ? lena : oh , i could take one now . bianca : perfect . mia : oh -- tad : why did you dare me to kiss you on the beach ? mia : temporary insanity . trust me , it will never happen again . tad : just my luck . ok . apology accepted . mia : apol -- apol -- apology ? wait a minute , wait a minute . i 'm not apologizing to you . you should be apologizing to me . you kissed me . tad : apologize to you ? what for ? you baited me on that beach . you baited me over here this afternoon . you do n't think i 'm on to you ? mia : on to me ? tad : yeah . mia : about what ? tad : about this , us , you and me standing here pecking at each other like we 're chickens . there 's obviously something about anger morphing into passion that turns you on , sweetheart . mia : oh , you think this is some kind of a trick ? tad : yeah . mia : oh . tad : and you know what ? it 's incredibly effective . so i tell you what , why do n't you just call me when you want a rematch , ok ? huh ? there it is , there 's the fiery gal . mia : do n't do me any favors , you conceited casanova ! tad : come on . whoo ! mia : who do you think you are ? tad : whoo -- liza : hey , hey , hey , hey ! enough ! tad : she started it . mia : oh -- oh , and i 'm the child . ok , yeah . liza : ok , wait a second . what do i have to do with you two , lock you up ? tad : there 's an idea . into handcuffs ? huh ? huh ? liza : honestly , what is going on ? mia : nothing . liza : mia -- mia : what ? liza : that dance with you and tad -- i know it like the back of my hand . kendall : so that 's it , huh ? michael cambias has been dealt with , so i 'm just another intrusion in your life ? erica : kendall , why ca n't you see how inappropriate your behavior here is ? kendall : because the only person it 's inappropriate to is you . erica : kendall , jackson just came through emergency surgery to save his life . kendall : yes , i understand that , but he 's fine now , right ? he 's back in his room . erica : well , he 's back in his room , but he just came out of surgery . he 's very weak . he needs my complete attention . you should n't be here . kendall : erica , they 're just concerned about jackson . erica : kendall , you told me the real reason you came here is to present me with some sort of a business plan , right ? kendall : yes , i -- i thought of an idea that would be beneficial to both enchantment and fusion . erica : well , fine , let 's talk about that at my office . look , i really think not one of you cares a bit about jackson . kendall : no , that 's not true . erica : i want you to leave . mary : erica , i think the distraction of work might do you some good . greenlee : mother , do n't bother . mary : take your mind off things . greenlee : do n't bother . mary : i 'm just trying to be helpful . erica : you 're not helpful , and your presence here is not helpful . why ca n't you just -- just respect my wishes and leave jack and me alone ? greenlee : where 's the fun in that ? mary : hush . i 'll tell you what . why do n't i go in and sit with jack till he wakes up , and you stay out here with the girls -- erica : mary smythe , you take one more step to that room , and i swear jack : there are sick people in here . would someone like to tell me what the hell is going on ? erica : jack , what are you doing out of bed ? jack : standing in the doorway with my little friend here . erica : but you 're supposed to be sleeping . jack : well , who could sleep with all this noise ? and i keep hearing my name mentioned over and over . you know , at first i thought it was maybe the nurses fighting over who was going to give me my next sponge bath , but instead i find the bunch of you . now , what is going on ? erica : ok , that 's it . come on , you 're going back to bed . jack : well , i 'd like to . i mean , i 'd like to sleep . erica : yes . greenlee : ok , mother . spill . what is it ? mary : what is what ? greenlee : what do you have on erica ? mary : she 's just being paranoid . you experienced that when you worked with her . greenlee : no , it 's more like a radar . what kind of secret are you keeping from me ? mary : there is no secret . she does n't want me near jackson because she 's afraid it 'll rekindle old feelings he has for me . greenlee : then why do n't you leave ? why are you hanging around here ? mary : because i 'll be damned if i 'm going to let her intimidate me . i 'm concerned for jack , and that 's it . greenlee : because you 're always so compassionate ? kendall : you know , greenlee , it would n't hurt for you to show a little concern for jack , too . greenlee : why would i do that ? kendall : because it would go a long way towards mending fences with erica . greenlee : i do n't want to mend fences with erica . kendall : yeah , well , i do . look , like it or not , we need her factory to produce our products . greenlee : well , she 's never going to go for it , kendall . mary : she might if you make an effort , starting with going in and talking to jackson . greenlee : back off , mother . kendall : just go . greenlee : fine . fine -- for fusion . i 'll go in and i 'll see jackson . erica : oh , no , you wo n't . now , mary , you have been told repeatedly . dr. martin has given strict orders -- no one is allowed in there to see jackson except me . so , no , greenlee , you will not be going in there to see jack . mia : i do n't know why i 'm explaining this to you again , but i am not interested in tad martin . liza : you sure about that ? mia : very sure . liza : then why was he here ? mia : to dump on me because he had a bad day . it 's what all men do . liza : you know , mia , i know that you 're hurting , but so is tad . it has just been a year . mia : i ca n't believe that you 're defending him . liza : no , i 'm -- i 'm just saying that neither one of you are thinking clearly . if you 're looking at him like he 's some sort of quick fix -- mia : liza , you wanted him . i do n't . and you just heard tad say he wants nothing to do with me . liza : that does n't matter . when two people are hurting , they make mistakes . you 're not in any shape to take on tad and his grief . mia : you know , if this had anything to do with anyone other than tad , it would n't even be an issue . you would be congratulating me . you would be saying , `` good for you , mia . way to stand up for yourself . `` but because he 's your ex - boyfriend -- liza : no , it was because he 's jake 's brother . you kissed him . have you even taken a second to look at how many levels this hits ? mia : oh , i am so sorry . did i miss the part after your marriage fell apart again where you became a shrink ? liza : you know , honestly , the way you 've been acting , a shrink would n't be such a bad idea . mia : oh , yeah , that 's exactly what i need in my life -- another doctor . that would be great ! great . what ? what , do you have something to say about my life , too ? carlos and stuart : no . mia : good . bianca : thanks , gil . so , i thought you were working at greenlee enterprises . lena : i am . i 'm really enjoying it . bianca : so why are you here waiting tables ? lena : well , my new job is n't quite as prestigious as the one at enchantment , and the pay is very different . bianca : this is about money ? lena : well , partly , but i also like to keep busy . bianca : when do you have time for yourself ? lena : i do n't . but that 's not necessarily a bad thing right now . bianca : i know what you mean . how 's your mom ? lena : oh , she 's -- she 's very happy . she loves chicago . i told her it gets very cold in the winter and she said , `` oh , good , i can finally wear my fur coats . `` bianca : so she 's planning to stay ? lena : if we can afford it . bianca : which is why you 're working here . i -- you know , i apologize . it 's really none of my business . lena : no , no , it 's ok . probably seems pathetic . bianca : no , not at all . i mean , taking on an extra job so that your mother can stay and be happy in chicago ? i admire that . maggie : i 'm worried you 're not taking what 's happening to you seriously . thanks . henry : what , because i 'm not miserable ? maggie , i 'm on my own -- really on my own -- for the first time in my life . i mean , i 'm making my own decisions . do you know how free i feel ? maggie : and what about your music ? henry : what about it ? maggie : you 're carrying around your guitar . so when was the last time you played ? henry : well , what does have to do with anything ? maggie : because your music is a part of who you are and you ca n't just ignore that . henry : i do n't . i play sometimes , but -- look , the y is n't exactly a conservatory . but it 's all good . maggie : that 's it . come on . henry : what are you doing ? maggie : well , the y is n't all good , not when you 're living there feeding off of coffee and doughnuts . come on , pick it up . it 's moving day . henry : what are you going to do , sneak me into your dorm room ? maggie : no , nice try . come on . come with me . move it . tad : score ! [ knock on door ] tad : who is -- ahem -- who is it ? liza : tad , open up . tad : terrific . the other sister . what ? liza : oh , do n't `` what `` me with that look on your face . tad : i ca n't help it . my eyebrows grow this way . liza : listen up , thaddeus -- mia is off - limits . am i making myself clear ? tad : you honestly think i 'm interested in your sister ? liza : you 're a man , are n't you ? tad : you have to ask ? liza : you are not going to validate your manhood on my sister . tad : hey , dr. ruth , slow down . thanks for the love and support , but i do n't need anyone to validate anything . liza : really ? what were you doing on the beach with her ? tad : mostly defending myself . liza : hmm -- with your lips ? tad : she tackled me . liza : oh , uh - huh -- all 20 pounds of her . do you know how ridiculous that sounds ? tad : yes -- about as ridiculous as you traipsing in here and accusing me of getting dirty with your sister . liza : you know what ? mia is hurting right now because of your brother ! tad : hey , do n't forget edmund . liza : and edmund . you should 've known better . tad : than what ? liza : than to be kissing her ! tad : i 'm not going to argue with you . you 're -- liza : look , i know her and i know you . and she 's very vulnerable , just the way you like them . tad : just the way i like them ? what was ever vulnerable about you ? liza : we 're not talking about me . tad : i am . you know something ? i bet 20 bucks that in the back of her mind , your sister thinks you want me to stay away from her because you want me all for yourself . liza : you know , if she thinks that , she 's -- tad : demented ? psychotic ? liza : ok , ok -- tad : intuitive ? liza : you know what , shut up and grow up . this is what you do -- you get involved with women and you push them over the edge and you stand there with a little doe - eyed look on your face and you go `` i do n't know what happened . it 's not my fault . `` tad : you 're right . my god , you 've nailed me exactly . this is how i wanted my life to turn out -- mia yelling , you yelling , everyone yelling . i worked it out perfectly , i can die happy . kill me now . liza : well , i will if you do n't keep your distance . tad : you want a piece of me , too ? liza : oh , you 're -- you 're just begging me for it , are n't you ? tad : i think i could take you . liza : mm - hmm . i 'm sure you 'd like to try . carlos : i ca n't give you an answer on your job offer until i talk to greenlee and kendall . stuart : oh , yeah . ok , i understand . well , the job -- the job will be there whenever you 're ready -- i mean , if you say yes , which i hope you do . carlos : all right . i 'll talk to you , mr. c . stuart : ok . stuart : mia ? hi . mia : hmm . stuart : i hope you did n't think we were -- we were over listening to your conversation on purpose , with liza . mia : no , stuart . listen , i 'm sorry , ok ? i do n't know what 's wrong with me . i snapped , i should n't have . stuart : i -- i heard about jake 's engagement to that lady . mia : carolyn , yeah . stuart : yeah , that 's the one . mia : oh , great . it 's all over town , hmm ? stuart : i know he hurt you , and i 'm sorry . mia : oh , it happens , you know ? all the time . you 'd think by now i 'd be used to it instead of so freaking angry . stuart : you know , it -- it takes a lot of energy , you know , to be angry . you know what i do when i get angry ? mia : what ? stuart : i take a nap . mia : hmm . you know what i do ? stuart : no . what ? mia : i get even . or i try to anyway . stuart : that does n't sound very nice . mia : no . no , it 's not very nice at all . stuart , can i ask you something ? stuart : sure . what ? mia : do you think there 's something wrong with me ? stuart : are you feeling sick ? mia : no , no , i mean , do you think there 's something wrong about me ? something that keeps people from sticking around ? you know , something that keeps them from wanting to know who i really am ? greenlee : you ca n't stop me from talking to jackson . he 's in i.c.u . , erica , not protective custody . erica : yes , protective custody , greenlee . doctor 's orders . greenlee : well , this is official business . i need to talk to him about the case against michael cambias . erica : not now , greenlee . greenlee : i 'm the one who got lena kundera the job that kept her from being deported . i imagine she 's going to be the star witness at his trial . erica : well , pat yourself on the back some other time . jackson can not deal with his caseload right now . greenlee : why do you get to decide everything , hmm ? mary : greenlee , there 's no need to make a scene . greenlee : you know what ? whatever . kendall : erica , wait , wait -- erica : what ? kendall : please . it 's about our business proposition . if you allow fusion the use of enchantment 's factory , we 'll give you a share of the profits . i think it will be mutually beneficial for both of us . erica : i think it 's completely insane . kendall : erica , please . erica : do n't you and greenlee have enough on your plate with your wonderful man contest ? kendall : sexy man . erica : ok , whatever . look , your idea of merging like this -- this is just -- this is sloppy at best . kendall : no , no , i do n't think it is . you know , i thought things have changed between us , but obviously they have n't . you 're just -- erica : kendall -- kendall : you 're never going to give me a chance , are you ? erica : oh , come on . kendall , i -- i ca n't keep doing this with you . kendall : why do n't you try doing this just once when you do n't need me ? erica : that is not fair . kendall : you know what ? it 's too bad . it does n't matter . god , sometimes i wish i never went looking for you at all because you are just not worth it . mary : oh , erica , erica . you ca n't even handle your own daughter . how are you going to handle mine ? greenlee : so , you do n't look too bad , considering . jack : well , thank you . i 'll take that as a compliment . how did you get past my guard ? greenlee : erica ? jack : yeah . greenlee : oh , well , i told her i had to talk to you about lena . jack : ah . how 's lena 's job going at greenlee enterprises ? greenlee : i do n't know . jack : okey - doke . well , that covers that , i guess , huh ? greenlee : yeah , yeah . jack : ahem . you know , your mom 's been hanging around here quite a bit . greenlee : yeah , i think she 's trying to work out some bad pool boy karma thing , i think . jack : bad pool boy karma -- greenlee : yeah . jack : really ? greenlee : yeah . yeah , i mean , it 's weird . she 's been all over me about donating . jack : oh , yeah , speaking of which -- thanks . thanks for doing that , greenlee . greenlee : you 're welcome . but from what i hear , your match was most likely a family member or something . jack : really ? well , i guess it would be bianca , then . greenlee : anything for her uncle jack . jack : yeah . greenlee : think now you 'll have the same taste in women ? jack : greenlee . greenlee : what ? myrtle : and what can i do for you ? maggie : myrtle fargate , this is henry chin . myrtle : hello , henry . henry : nice to meet you , ms. fargate . maggie : and , well , henry needs a place to stay . myrtle : oh . and here am i thinking you 've come to visit me . maggie : no , that 's just an added bonus . myrtle : uh - huh . well , so , tell me what the catch is . i mean , you do n't fool an old carny girl just by adding a compliment . maggie : henry ca n't afford to pay for a room . myrtle : oh . maggie : well , not right now anyway . myrtle : i see . well , are you prepared to vouch for him ? maggie : yes , i am . i do . he will not let you down . myrtle : well , i guess i 'll have to take your word for it . there is a room up there in the back . it 's got a very nice view of the roof next door -- henry : sounds perfect . myrtle : and i 'll go and get some linen for it . ok . maggie : thank you . this is really a great place . and , you know , bianca lives here , so you 'll have a friendly face around . henry : you 're amazing , you know that ? maggie : i 've heard . well , this is yours . and try playing the guitar for myrtle . she might not notice if you 're late paying the rent . henry : good to know . maggie : ok . well , i guess i 'll see you around . henry : ok . maggie : bye . lena : right . well , i 'm cutting you off after this one . man : well , if you 're worried about me driving home , you could always take me . what do you say ? lena : you know the saying `` the customer 's always right `` ? man : yeah ? lena : but the customer is n't always my type . gil : you are good . bianca : you handled yourself pretty well over there . lena : oh , he 's harmless . bianca : hey . i like this side of you . man : hey , sweetheart , can i get my check ? bianca : hmm . go . i 'll wait for you . stuart : mia , there 's nothing wrong with you . you 're wonderful . mia : oh , god . stuart , you are so sweet . but if you were to go out with me , i am so sure that you would change your mind . stuart : oh . if i were to go out with you , i would sure treat you a lot better than jake or edmund did . you deserve to be treasured . mia : yeah . stuart : but i -- i do n't think you believe that . do you ? mia : not lately , no . stuart : if you could just see yourself the way i see you , and the way liza sees you , and colby -- mia : yeah . stuart : you are an amazing person . mia : so , why did n't jake see that , or edmund ? stuart : maybe they did . but , mia , you have to love yourself first before you can expect somebody else to . mia : mm - hmm . stuart : uh - huh . tad : if you 're going to kiss me , just do it because the suspense is killing me . liza : oh , you 'd really like that , would n't you ? tad : yeah , i would . you know , i think you and your sister have more in common than you know . liza : oh , shut up . that 's not what i 'm doing . i 'm here to protect you . tad : from mia ? forgive me , but i think i can handle her . liza : yeah , well , that 's what i 'm afraid of . tad : tell me something -- is there any woman on the planet you would n't mind me being with ? liza : well , i do n't know ! why do n't you pick one -- tad : i did ! liza : one that 's not my sister ! tad : her name was lysistrata . liza : oh , right , right . oh , yeah , you were really serious about her . tad : i could 've been . liza : oh -- tad : she had a great motorcycle . liza : yeah . oh -- tad , there 's -- there 's somebody out there that suits you , perfect for you , someone who understands you . tad : oh , you 're right . yeah , absolutely . and a psychiatrist could never do that . which would leave -- you . liza : me ? erica : you are just so sure , so sure that greenlee is your ticket back into jackson 's life . mary : erica , i 'm absolutely -- erica : you just trust me . jack will see through you and greenlee will when she finds out how you 've been using her to trap jack . jack : so , what happened to mary ? i have n't heard yelling for a while . erica : oh , do n't you even think about mary anymore . ok ? jack : all right . erica : you just concentrate on getting better . jack : i take it that 's an order ? erica : you better believe it is . jack : yes , ma'am . what is it ? erica : i love you . jack : well , i love you , too . erica : promise me that everything 's going to be ok . jack : everything 's going to be great , always . i promise . there 's no doctors around -- come here . erica : are you sure ? jack : yeah , it 's probably good for my heart . come here . [ next_on ] kenny : i want to marry you , simone . lena : are you threatening bianca ? david : is n't this little outing short a couple of people ? where 's aidan and mia ? liza : you 're still the same insolent little child that you were in high school . tad : that 's right , baby , i still got it . you loved it then and you love it now .
erica continues fending off mary , greenlee and kendall outside of jackson 's hospital room . greenlee questions her mother 's interest in jackson , but mary tells her that she 's just genuinely concerned for jackson 's health . kendall makes a business offer to erica , but erica turns her down . kendall tells her she thought things had changed between them , but she now knows that her mother will never give her a chance . when the coast is clear , greenlee slips into jackson 's room . they have a nice conversation , and jackson asks her about his donor . greenlee tells him that it was most likely a family member , so jackson assumes it was bianca . bianca runs into lena at the valley inn . lena informs her that she 's taken on a second job as a waitress in order to pay for her mother 's expenses in chicago . they have a nice time catching up , and later bianca says she likes the `` new `` lena . tad comes in to see mia , and they start flirting and fighting again . liza breaks them up and later tells mia to stay away from tad . she then goes to tad 's place and warns him to stay away from his sister . tad asks liza if she wants a piece of him too . stuart offers carlos a job , but carlos tells him he has to talk to greenlee before he accepts . stuart then approaches mia and asks if she 's okay . mia tells him that she 's going through a hard time and it seems men just keep running away from her . maggie finds out that henry left his home , so she brings him to myrtle 's place . myrtle gives henry a room , and henry thanks maggie for helping him out so much .
erica : well -- i 'm home . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan slept with you in vegas ? yeah , right . you 're just trying to tick me off . kendall : ryan wanted me and he took me . greenlee : sorry , but i 'm not buying it . [ scene_break ] danielle : next time , can you just let me handle my own fans ? reggie : even if they 're drug dealers -- the worst kind of dirt ? danielle : you did n't have to lose it and go off like that . reggie : all right , look , danielle , i thought we were going to forget about that . danielle : or we can do a total memory wipe and act like we never met . reggie : and did i say i want that ? danielle : what do you want , reggie ? [ scene_break ] babe : mama , what 's wrong ? krystal : david -- david , do n't do this . david : bianca , i need you to hold on because i have something really big to tell you . in fact , it does n't get any bigger . [ scene_break ] danielle : now i get what you want . reggie : yeah , it 'd be sweet if you wanted that , too . danielle : what ? a little one - on - one ? reggie : you know what i mean . danielle : maybe we 'll play later . but i 've got to get my job back first . reggie : why ? you 're too busy ruling as a drama queen . danielle : at fusion . now that i 'm sticking , i got to let bianca and greenlee know that i 'm theirs . reggie : well , you know , i could put a word in for you , no problem . danielle : i like this reggie way better . reggie : oh , so there 's more than one of me ? danielle : yeah . there 's sugar lips , and then there 's the guy that got all serious back at metro music . reggie : i do n't like drug dealers . danielle : why ? you used to be hooked ? reggie : hell , no ! danielle : what , somebody else ? family ? reggie : look , dani , the day 's going way too good to bring that up . danielle : reggie , i do n't know anything about your real mom or dad . reggie : no , dani , we 're not going there ! [ scene_break ] kendall : i know you do n't want to hear this , greenlee , and i 'm really sorry to tell you this , but every single thing i said is true . ryan and i -- we did n't come up for anything but air and room service . yeah , the sheets never had a chance to cool down . greenlee : if ryan slept with you , he would have told me . kendall : no , i do n't think ryan 's the kiss - and - tell type . greenlee : i trust him . we 're all about honesty . kendall : yeah , they do say that 's the best policy , but i 'm all for skin- drenching , hot sex . greenlee : dream on , kendall . here 's what really happened in vegas -- you came on to ryan like a cat in heat , and he shot you down . your seduction flatlined . ryan is my husband , he was faithful to me , and it 's killing you . [ scene_break ] erica : god bless coral . she left everything the way it was . well , almost . i guess bianca rearranged things a little bit when she brought the baby here . ryan : it was wall - to - wall baby stuff , just boxes and boxes . erica : did you help her get rid of it ? ryan : no . she had it given away to mothers that needed it . erica : yeah , bianca always thinks of other people . ryan : when she got back out of the hospital , jackson took her in . erica : of course he did . of course , she can depend on him . ahem . you know , i think i 'm just going to now unpack and take a nice bath and wade back into all this slowly . ryan : you going to be ok ? erica : ryan , of course i 'm going to be ok . i mean , i came back here willingly . you did n't bring me at gunpoint . so do n't worry -- i 'm not going to disappear again . ryan : that 's your choice to make . erica : and i have made it . i have vowed to deal with my family , and i will . ryan : you say the word , and i 'll make a call to jackson for you . [ scene_break ] krystal : david , david -- let 's you and me go back outside , ok ? david : i want you to be prepared . krystal : if you have half a heart , do n't do this . bianca : what , is this some kind of good news / bad news thing ? david : well , that depends . bianca : on ? david : on which side of the news you 're on . bianca : all right , i 'm completely confused . just tell me . david : bianca , this is going to shock you as much as it shocked me . krystal : would you stop and just be human , all right ? now , if she has to hear this , do n't you think babe needs to know first ? i think she deserves that much , do n't you ? krystal : honey , there 's really no good way to say this , but -- david here is your daddy . [ scene_break ] danielle : reggie , i 'm just trying to understand . i mean , if drugs wrecked your family , then i finally get how you ended up with jackson . reggie : dani , leave it alone , please . just leave it alone . danielle : a single , upscale , white guy adopts black street kid -- reggie : dani , what part of `` i do n't want to talk about it `` do n't you understand ? danielle : sorry . i did n't mean to hit home , if i did . look , i 'm going to rain- check that movie . i got to get over to fusion . you do n't have to step in for me . i can handle it on my own , so -- later . reggie : damn . [ scene_break ] babe : mama , what are you telling me ? are you saying dr. hayward 's my father ? bianca : david , is this true ? krystal : why would i stick my girl with a lie like this ? if i wanted to make up a daddy for her , then i could have gone with much better . babe : i do n't -- i do n't believe this . i mean , it -- god , it 's unreal -- i ca n't -- j.r. : babe ? babe , what 's wrong ? adam : what the devil is he doing here ? krystal : everybody , calm down . hold on to your shorts , all right ? david and i hooked up once when he was at stanford med school . i never saw him again , and nine months later , babe was born . you do the math . adam : oh , no ! no ! david : five - second warning , krystal . krystal : honey , i know this is a lot to take in , but i knew that the truth was going to bubble to the surface eventually . j.r. : yeah ? why now ? bianca : and what did it have to do with me ? krystal : well , who better than her best friend to help her through this ? david : there 's a lot more to this story , trust me . krystal : david , david , this is not some ploy to get our hooks in you . babe is a married woman . she does n't need child support , she does n't need a bedtime story on her daddy 's knee , but she is entitled to the truth , and that is the only reason why i 'm putting it out there . adam : well , put it back before somebody starts believing it . krystal : look , i know that there is a lot of bad blood between you and the chandlers . you are her daddy , but this is her family . please do n't add any more fuel to that fire . think about it and think hard . now , do you really want to hurt somebody that is your own flesh and blood ? david : i 'm putting an end to this farce right now . adam : yeah , `` farce `` is right . hayward and krystal , college sweethearts ? the mind boggles . babe : well , mama , i want to hear it from you . krystal : i was working at the student union as a cashier . that 's when i met ron . bianca : who 's ron ? david : a former med school classmate of mine , and the first dupe that krystal pegged as -- as babe 's father . krystal : i thought ron was my real deal , honey , and then he dumped me for his hometown sweetheart . adam : oh , the cad . krystal : i was pretty torn up about it . it was at this party , and i was a little worse for the wear because of that screw - top wine , and , well , there was david with a kind word and a gentle touch . david : yeah , not to mention blitzed out of my gourd . krystal : well , one thing led to the other . david : look , i already told krystal that i have no recall of sleeping with her that night . adam : you came , you saw , and you passed out . j.r. : wait a second . now , how do we know for sure that david is babe 's father and not some other loser ? david : we do n't . which is why i 'm ordering a dna test . bianca , we still need to talk . bianca : david , you were right . this is huge ! david : no , no . this is something so much better . bianca : what could be better than this ? you 're a father again . this could be so good for you and for babe . you found each other . david : what if you found someone -- bianca : david , let me just savor this with you for one moment . i know it 's a shock , but this should be a good thing . babe is so terrific . your daughter -- what bigger miracle could you ask for ? [ scene_break ] ryan : do you want me to call jackson ? erica : ryan , i 'm going to deal with jackson and the others in my own way , in my own time , but not yet , ok ? when i 'm ready . right now it 's just too soon . ryan : jackson , kendall , and bianca , they 're all -- they 're all primed to see you . erica : but i 'm not primed , not yet . but it is why i agreed to fly home . and so i 'm sure that 's enough proof to you that i really -- i 'm serious about working things out . ryan : you do n't have to prove anything , not to anyone . erica : i know . it 's just that everything seems like a test to me and one that i 'm not prepared for . ryan : well , you get high grades just for showing up . erica : really ? is that how it works ? well , then , ok . i 'm going to take a nap and a long hot bath , and then i 'm going to feel rested , and i will be ready to deal with anything , you know , just anything -- in doable doses . ryan : whatever works for you . erica : thank you , ryan . thank you for coming with me this far . it 's just that whatever the next step is , i 'm going to have to make that on my own . ryan : are you sure that there 's nothing that i can do to help you ? erica : you can go home to your own life . i mean , between greenlee and kendall , i 'm sure you have enough drama on your plate . ryan : you sure i ca n't stay here with you ? erica : ryan -- really , you do n't have to watch over me . you held my hand this far , but now you really can let go . thank you for all that you did . thank you . thanks a million times over , but it 's ok . now go ! ryan : ok , you call me if you need anything . erica : i will . and thanks again . and you take care , ryan . ryan : ok . [ scene_break ] greenlee : get it over with , kendall . have `` sore loser `` inked on your forehead . that 's how obvious you are . kendall : i have n't lost anything but a good night 's sleep . greenlee : tangled in the sheets with my husband . [ greenlee snorts ] greenlee : it did n't happen . kendall : really ? why not ? you did n't tangle in his sheets . greenlee : how hopeless are you ? do n't you know ryan by now ? he lives by the honor code . there 's no way that he would trash our vows for a tumble with you . kendall : it was n't a tumble . we made love . greenlee : get real . if your seduction really played , you 'd still be in vegas making `` skin - drenching `` love with ryan . you would n't be here trying to rattle my cage . obviously , he really let you have it for you to be this totally desperate . i know your reality bites , but here 's the deal -- ryan is standing by me , and i 'm standing by him , so that 's it . you 're going to have to get over it . this is fusion , not fantasyland , so do you have the guts to suck it up so we can get back to business ? [ phone rings ] greenlee : huh . hey , you . ryan : hey , gorgeous ! remember me ? tall , charming , and extremely intelligent . greenlee : and answers to the name of ryan . how are you , hub ? i missed you . ryan : yeah , i missed you , too . i got your messages . i 'm sorry i did n't call you back . it was crazy in vegas , you know , between erica and everything else that went down . greenlee : no need to explain . i trust you . it 's been crazy here . where are you ? ryan : pv . i just settled erica back into her place . long flight , long story . she 's not in the greatest shape . greenlee : you can fill me in later . ryan : ok . you at work ? greenlee : yeah . ryan : i have one thing , one stop i got to do first . i 'll swing by . we 'll play catch - up . you ok ? greenlee : better than . see you then . looks like your mom 's finally home . [ scene_break ] bianca 's voice : no , you 're not my mother anymore . my father is more alive to me than you are . i will never let you say you 're sorry ! i will never let you tell me that you love me , because i do n't believe it . we can never go back to normal . things will never be ok . you have made that impossible . kendall 's voice : it always comes back to you and your endless well of pain . well , was it cathartic ? do you feel cleansed ? do you feel great about it ? because if bianca and her baby are lying somewhere in a ditch , those are the last words you ever said to her . jack 's voice : myrtle and opal are scared to death . you 're right , they 're scared . they 're scared you 're going to throw away years and years of sobriety . tom says you 'll be able to maintain for a while , be able to pretend you 're in control , even feel in control . then you 'll lose control , erica , and the booze will pull you down ! bianca 's voice : no , you 're not my mother . kendall 's voice : it always comes back to you and your endless well of pain . bianca 's voice : i will never let you say you 're sorry ! you 're sorry ! sorry ! jack 's voice : they 're scared you 're going to throw away years and years of sobriety . sobriety . kendall 's voice : bianca and her baby are lying somewhere in a ditch . those are the last words you ever said to her . jack 's voice : booze will pull you down ! down ! down ! erica : stop ! no . no , you 're not real . you 're not here ! leave me alone ! [ scene_break ] jack : what are you doing here ? lily : book report . jack : another one ? you 're almost halfway through your summer reading list already , are n't you ? lily : i like books . the ones in the library smell good . when are you and ms. kane going to get married ? jack : why would you ask that ? lily : last time you came to visit me at my school , wednesday , april 7 , 2004 , you bought me a new game for my laptop . we had lunch in the teachers ' lounge , grilled cheese and applesauce . you told me you still had n't picked a new date to marry ms. kane . i really need to know so i can put it on my schedule . jack : of course . well , honey , actually , we have n't set a new date . in fact , there -- well , i 'm not sure there 's going to be a wedding at all . lily : you gave me your applesauce and told me you loved her very much and that you hoped you 'd be with her forever , which is n't really possible , but i knew you just meant a really long time . jack : i do love erica . but i really do n't know what the future holds for us . lily : well , you should make a list like i do . jack : i 'm afraid in this case , that would n't be much help . you see , erica -- erica has a problem . lily : like me ? jack : no , honey , not like you . you have a developmental disorder which you work so , so hard to overcome . lily : i 'm different . is ms. kane different , too ? jack : ms. kane has a disease , only she does n't want to admit that she needs help . but i hope and pray that she will get the help that she needs so that she 'll be better . lily : what if she does n't get help and she does n't get better ? jack : well , then you and i and reggie and bianca and greenlee , we 'll just -- we 'll just put together a happy family without her . lily : you do n't look happy . jack : lily , i really want things to work out between erica and me . but i ca n't help her fix what 's wrong with her . only she can fix that . ok ? lily : ok . [ knock on door ] ryan : she 's back , but she 's in bad shape . [ scene_break ] anita : erica . remember me ? anita warner , bobby 's wife ? erica : anita , yes . oh , yes , you -- you 've really grown up a lot since we shared the roof of wildwind . anita : when did you and my husband get back ? erica : oh , bobby 's not with me . i believe he 's in southern california -- san diego , i think . anita : well , might as well be mars for all i care . bobby 's all yours . i filed for divorce . erica : anita , wait , please . i have n't seen bobby for weeks . and we were never -- i mean , there was no romance . there was never even a whisper of it . anita : you and bobby were just friends ? a cliché and an insult to my intelligence . erica : well , people sometimes just believe what they want to . look , your husband may not be perfect , but all he did was help me through a difficult time . anita : you always latch on to married men to help you through difficult times ? you must have been some kind of lover to get bobby to lie to his wife . erica : no one made bobby lie to you . i mean , he did that to protect me and obviously you from jumping to the wrong conclusion , which you did anyway . anita : that 's not the first time he 's done this to me . erica : well , if you 're looking for reasons why your marriage failed , start by taking a good , hard look at yourself , because maybe bobby felt that he did n't have a wife he could trust enough to confide in . did that ever cross your mind ? [ scene_break ] kendall : well , did ryan tell you how my mother is ? greenlee : just that she 's back at her place , and he 's worried about her . reggie : danielle , you are fast ! danielle : reggie -- did you follow me ? reggie : you did n't see me waving and yelling for three blocks ? i yelled for you to hold the elevator . danielle : oh , that was you ? my bad . i thought you were some mugger out to snatch my purse . reggie : yeah , a mugger , right . danielle : a girl 's got to protect herself , you know . reggie : yeah , anyway , i just want to let you know that i 'm not mad at you or anything . danielle : hmm . thanks for the info . reggie : today just went really , really fast in the wrong direction . danielle : and what was the right direction ? reggie : to the movies . i still want to go , even with your lame choice . danielle : well , i 'll need popcorn , lots of butter . reggie : yeah , you got it . danielle : and no more nosy questions . reggie : no , danielle , just be yourself , and we 're ok . danielle : all right . excuse me . good news , people ! due to popular demand , i 've been held over in pine valley indefinitely , so i 'm free to accept your fabulous job offer ! how soon can i start ? greenlee : gee -- wow . let 's see -- that would be , like , the day after never . danielle : excuse me ? greenlee : there is no job here for you , danielle . danielle : but that 's not what bianca said . [ scene_break ] bianca : you 're related to bess , too . david : we do n't know for a fact that i 'm babe 's father . the dna test will determine that . and then everyone will know the truth . krystal : the truth does n't give you the right to ride roughshod over everybody 's lives . babe : ma , he 's not doing that . j.r. : oh , babe -- come on , you do n't want this . babe : think about it ! the man who saved my life maybe gave me life . it 's like a miracle . adam : a night of boozed - up anonymous sex suppressed for 20 years . [ adam chuckles ] adam : now , that 's a miracle . bianca : i 'm with babe . sometimes life works out the way it 's supposed to . david : no . you 're the miracle here , bianca . you have an endless capacity for seeing the good wrapped inside the bad . bianca : this is n't bad , david . this is a second chance . david : i 'm going to make sure that you get your second chance , i promise you . [ david sighs ] david : i love you . you just do n't take your eyes off that child . you hear me ? j.r. : yeah ? what the hell 's that supposed to mean ? david : just do what i say . this is n't over , krystal . dna proves all . bianca : well , i have to get going , too . goodbye , everyone . i hope that everything works out the way it 's supposed to , ok ? krystal : babe , i 'm sure you have a million questions . why do n't you come on outside -- j.r. : no . not so fast . krystal : j.r. , a whole lot has been dumped on her all at once . j.r. : what did hayward mean ? do n't take my eyes off bess -- what is that ? is that some sort of threat ? is that a warning ? is my daughter in danger , krystal ? [ scene_break ] reggie : greenpea , bianca made danielle a job offer . greenlee : and danielle turned it down . danielle : because i thought i was moving away , but i 've decided to give pine valley a break and stay . greenlee : timing is everything , and sadly , you need a better watch . the offer is no longer on the table . reggie : but danielle needs a job to support her high - end lifestyle . greenlee : downscale . everyone 's doing it . kendall : you know , greenlee , you do n't have solo hiring power . i still own a huge chunk of this company . and if bianca offered her a job , i think we should give her a chance and show us what she can do . greenlee : you want a résumé ? danielle almost got reggie arrested , and her father almost locked him up . she threatened us with a lawsuit over some bogus fashion disaster . in short , she 's nothing but trouble with a side of attitude . kendall : well , sounds like your perfect protégé . as far as i 'm concerned , if bianca thinks she 's a smart hire , then that 's all i need to know . so , welcome aboard . greenlee : not on this ship . there 's no way that she 's working here . kendall : you know what ? she can start today . greenlee : no , you know what ? she can take a walk on the down elevator . kendall : you do n't call all the shots here , greenlee . greenlee : well , someone has to since you jaunted off to vegas without telling anybody . [ greenlee and kendall argue ] danielle : what do you think ? you think i got the job ? reggie : beats me . i say we just wait it out , see who 's left standing . danielle : who 's your money on ? reggie : you , hands down . [ scene_break ] anita : i can live with who i am , but you -- how do you do it ? erica : how do i do what ? anita : justify the things that you do . erica : i do n't have to justify myself to anyone . anita : well , we all know that 's not true . i remember you at wildwind . you were a star to me , so much class . have you changed since then , or was i too young to know the difference ? have you always been this selfish ? erica : you do n't know me . you do n't know me at all . anita : does my husband ? does he understand you , how a woman can run off with another man while her daughter 's in mourning ? erica : do n't you dare speak to me about something that you could n't possibly understand . anita : i was there , erica . i spent time with bianca in the hospital . i tried to console her . we all did . but what she needed more than anything was her mother . and where were you ? living it up in vegas with a married friend . if anyone needs to take a good , hard look at themselves , it 's you . erica : my life is far too complicated for me to even care what you have to say . your voice is just another voice in the wind . [ scene_break ] ryan : she 's in a dark place , and i just do n't know how to bring her back . [ knock on door ] bianca : uncle jack , you wo n't believe what -- ryan . you 're back from vegas . does that mean that -- ryan : erica 's home , yeah . bianca : how is she ? ryan : she 's on shaky ground . jack : tell me something , ryan -- is she drinking ? ryan : she 's hitting the bottle pretty hard , yes , but she has not had a drink since last night . and her problems seem to be going a little deeper than that . she had a little bit of a -- a breakdown . she thinks she sees her father , that he 's haunting her . jack : dear god . ryan : so whatever our next move is -- i mean , we have to be careful , because if we push too hard , if we push erica too hard , we could lose her for good . jack : god , she should n't be alone right now . ryan : no , i have people watching her , ok , just in case she takes off again . jack : thank you . bianca : ryan , how did you get her to come back from vegas in the first place ? ryan : well , i told her that you took bess , and i told her about the first person that you wanted to see , your mother . and that brought her home . jack : ok , i 'm going to go see her now . bianca : no , uncle jack . please do n't go . [ scene_break ] krystal : i 'm sorry , j.r . i know david tops your love - to - hate list . babe : it just all has n't sunk in yet . mama , you always said that i was better off without my daddy . if you had known -- krystal : look , you boys need to excuse us , ok ? come on , honey . let 's get out of here . this is worse than you think . j.r. : damn it , dad , i can not believe for a second that hayward has a drop of blood rolling through bess ' veins . adam : you ca n't believe it because it 's not true . krystal is lying through her teeth , and i 'm going to find out why . [ scene_break ] kendall : you know what ? you 're acting like a 6-year - old little brat . greenlee : you 're not the boss of me . reggie : ok , can you guys just break it up , or do i have to get bianca in to be a tiebreaker ? greenlee : reggie , where in the company charter does it say that i have to hire your girlfriend ? danielle : girlfriend ? reggie : what would it hurt to give danielle a shot , hmm ? look at her . she 's your best customer . see what she 's about , and if you do n't like her , fire her . but if you do , then more props to you for cutting her a break . greenlee : danielle , you 're going to be on a very short leash . danielle : thank you . you wo n't be sorry . i already have tons of ideas for teen fusion . greenlee : put it in a memo -- if you have time between photocopying , collating , and a daily lunch run for the office . danielle : me ? oh , i do n't -- reggie : oh , danielle is all kinds of grateful for this -- this shot . danielle : yeah . thanks . [ scene_break ] adam : you saw her ? krystal 's tap - dancing like mad . one thing 's certain -- she 's hiding something . it 's a lie underneath a bigger lie . j.r. : yeah . yeah , she 's trying to latch on to hayward for some reason . adam : yeah , my guess is damage control . j.r. : yeah , you saw how she stalemated dr . evil . adam : yeah . she 's buying time -- but to do what ? we 'll find out soon enough . and when we do , maybe we 'll find a way to get rid of krystal , babe , and hayward . [ scene_break ] babe : dr. hayward 's my daddy ? it just still does n't seem real . krystal : that 's because it is n't , honey . i made the whole thing up . babe : what ? krystal : david is n't your father . babe : but back at the house , you 'd said that -- krystal : honey , you just -- hold on now . there 's a whole lot more . david suspected something fishy about bess . he ran his own dna test on the qt . honey , he knows that bess is n't yours . he knows the baby is miranda . he 's gearing up to tell bianca . babe : david knows bess is n't mine ? krystal : i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry , honey . i did n't even know he was headed down that track , or i would have headed him off . but he found out that bess is bianca 's , and he was getting ready to tell her , so i just came up with this fast and crazy story . yeah , yeah , i partied with david years ago , but , honey , i never slept with him . and you listen to me -- i told him that you did not know that bess was n't yours . all right ? i was hoping that would shut him up , thinking that if he blew the whistle , that he 'd be hurting his own flesh and blood , but , honey , david is determined . he is not going to keep his mouth shut for long . and the odds are he 's probably running his own dna test right now . pretty soon , he 's going to know that i 'm full of it , and he 's going to tell everybody that bess is miranda . babe : oh , god . mama , what are we going to do now ? [ scene_break ] lab tech : all this dna testing , doc -- you should be getting two for the price of one . and i know you want the results yesterday . david : sooner . this one 's personal . i need hard proof . i want you to fax me over those results the second you get them . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i trashed your lame - o ad campaign for the winter line . kendall : no , you did n't . greenlee : someone had to put the beast out of its misery . i changed ad agencies while i was at it . kendall : wait -- hold on a second -- you fired mcmahon and tate ? greenlee : tired old hacks believed that you had taste . desperate , no - talent suck - ups . i mean , if you care , the new ad agency sent over these projections , but i already greenlighted the ones that we 're going with , so it 's just an fyi . kendall : oh , hold on a second . you 're letting your paranoia about me and ryan get in the way and dictate business . greenlee : what can i say ? i was the only one left here running the store . kendall : no , ryan can still agree with me , and we 'll both veto you . greenlee : i 'm sure i can make ryan see things my way . that vetoes your skinny butt down to meaningless . kendall : you know what ? ryan does n't care about business . you think he does , but he does n't . that 's why you 're going to lose him , greenlee -- because i have so much more to offer him . ryan : is that right ? [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] erica : ryan ? [ erica opens the door and is shocked to see bianca standing there ] [ next_on ] krystal : i 'm going to leave town before david tells everybody the truth . david : if i wanted to hurt you , i could show you real pain , you punk . kendall : i have to leave pine valley . bianca : except for the fact that you 're not drunk , nothing has changed since the last time we spoke .
david is ready to tell babe and bianca that bess is really miranda . but krystal , first , informs babe that david is her father . not knowing if she is or not , and not knowing that she knows that krystal switched the dna tests , he can not yet tell them that . but , privately , krystal informs her daughter that david is not really her father . she just told him that so he would not hurt her by taking her baby from her .
[ returning to his apartment , amanda comes on to jamie , proffering two cold bottles for their enjoyment . ] amanda : oh , it is beyond hot . babe 's gone . guess what comes next . [ scene_break ] babe : sit ! i have great news ! krystal : yeah . dixie 's officially back from the dead . i heard . hallelujah , glory be , all that stuff . babe : dixie 's back , yes , but you have n't heard the best part . she 's not with tad . [ scene_break ] di : j.r. , what are you doing here ? j.r. : no , better question -- what are you doing here ? it 's bad enough i had to watch that disgusting kiss in the park . now i hear you guys have some sort of deal . david : you cocky little punk . always sticking your nose where it does n't belong -- in my business . j.r. : correction -- if it involves my mother and you , it 's my business . david : you want to know the truth about dixie ? it 's the same truth that you and your idiot stepfather could never handle . but i am going to slam you with it anyway . [ scene_break ] simone : uh - huh . right , right . tad : hey , gorgeous . simone : hi . you look good . yeah , well , you know what ? it 's big bucks . yeah . [ tad chuckles ] simone : right . well , you know , body fragrance really does add up . it does . i know . i got -- tad : allow me . move away from the calculator and get yourself a life . simone : oh -- i can not believe you just did that . tad : i can , because you 're a lot of fun to look at , and i need to have fun . so what do you say we hit sos , huh ? maybe a road trip to philadelphia . anything , as long as it involves the party hearty . simone : oh , that sounds like so much fun . ethan : yeah , it sounds great . when do we leave ? [ scene_break ] kendall : why do n't you count the till and save my take ? i 'm out of here . zach : slow down . where are you going ? kendall : you just told me ryan is inches away from getting himself killed . i 'm going to stop him . zach : you 're not going anywhere , not tonight . [ scene_break ] [ lying in bed with her husband , greenlee tosses and turns , haunted by negative pronouncements . ] ryan 's voice : no , greenlee , not now , not ever . no baby . kendall 's voice : ryan does n't want to have kids . he does n't think he can handle being a father right now , and i 'm not sure that he 's wrong . ryan 's voice : thanks to braden and hockett , i get it , greenlee . i 'm messed up . what 's in them is in me , and it had to end . david 's voice : maybe ryan was right about his genes . maybe it 's not such a great idea to pass them on to a child . ryan 's voice : no , greenlee , not now , not ever . no baby . [ echoes ] ryan : you hot ? you want me to -- you want me to turn up the air conditioning ? greenlee : going to tell me how you really got hurt ? [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , you just clued me in on the total lunacy that ryan got himself into . you offered me to help save him if i thought it was worth it . well , here i am , i 'm ready to go , and what are you doing ? you 're counting the evening take . some hero you turned out to be . zach : hang on a second . what are you going to do ? you going to track him down and slap his hand and say to stop it ? you ca n't even begin to imagine what he 's gotten himself into . kendall : well , i 'm not going to sit around here and shake hands and pass out free chips while my friend takes a nosedive into the abyss . zach : so what are you going to do ? you going to call him on it ? what if he goes off on you ? kendall : i can handle it . zach : you can handle screaming and shouting -- i know it , i 've seen your family . what if he does n't stop there ? kendall : ryan would never -- zach : he would n't what ? you do n't know what he would do . there 's a better way to solve this problem . let 's come up with it . kendall : no , there is no time to sit and think about this . greenlee is ready to do whatever it takes to save ryan and her marriage . and she may have already passed the point of no return . so you either help me save ryan right now , or you stay out of my way . [ scene_break ] ryan : what do you want me to say , greenlee ? greenlee : i saw david . ryan : oh , and he told you that we -- we scrapped a little bit ? greenlee : it sounded more like a death match . ryan : the guy -- he just pushes my buttons . you know that . greenlee : you usually trade insults and hurl a few profanities . ryan : no , we 've gotten physical before . greenlee : this badly ? ryan : look , it 's done . it 's over . it is . believe me , ok ? and i 'm sure -- i am sure it 's not as bad as he made it seem . greenlee : i do n't think david was looking to cause trouble . he sounded genuinely concerned . ryan : do n't tell me . he thinks that i 'm turning into my brothers . greenlee : he said not to tell you . ryan : maybe he 's got a point . greenlee : do n't say that . ryan , we 've been over this a million times . you 're not like them . ryan : i 'm getting past it . i found a solution . we 're going to be ok . i 'm going to be ok . greenlee : he said you had been in another fight . ryan : would you forget about david ? please ? he just ca n't stand to see anybody else happy . his whole life 's goal is to make other people as miserable as he is . [ scene_break ] david : sure you can handle this , junior ? di : david , stop now ! j.r. : no , no , no , let him talk . i want to hear about this deal you two have . david : huh . boy , you really are a glutton for punishment , kid . di : you seem pretty eager to dish it out . david : hey , why hold back ? he 's onto us , dixie . why pretend any longer ? j.r. : if you 've got some sort of deep , dark secret , you better start spilling it . david : does n't it strike you as remotely peculiar that your mother never contacted anyone after her accident to let them know that she was alive ? j.r. : no . we 've already been through this . she had her reasons for staying away . david : still , she was alive . she was out there . martin is a damn pi , and he could n't even find answers as to what happened to his precious , missing dixie . why do you think that was ? di : i 've explained all this , david . leave it alone . david : i know you did . but obviously , you left out the key part . j.r. : what are you trying to get at here , hayward ? david : i knew the whole time . i knew that dixie was alive . do you want to know how i knew ? she contacted me . so while you were home crying over your dearly departed mommy , i was with her , holding her hand . [ scene_break ] babe : look , mama , i know that it seems like tad was ready to fly off with dixie , and that 's what i thought , too . but get this -- tad said that it did n't look like dixie wanted david , either . `` either , `` mama . do you understand ? that means that she said -- that she probably said that she did n't want tad . krystal : that -- that just does n't seem right . i 'm sure they got past all that by now . babe : yeah , and that 's what i thought , too , but they have n't . and even david agrees that tad 's long - lost love is back in pine valley , and they could n't be farther apart . this means that tad 's free for the taking . all you have to do is grab . [ scene_break ] simone : ethan , may we have a moment ? ethan : yeah , i 'll check the books , see how much money fusion 's making . simone : ok . [ simone laughs ] tad : you got your own bridget jones thing going , do n't you ? no , no , no -- you got the uptight rich guy and the compulsive liar all in one . well done . bloody good show . simone : something is eating you . tad : yeah , yeah , that 's just my tapeworm . ignore him , ok ? simone : yeah , well , i can tell the difference between a bad joke that you genuinely think is funny and the ones you crack when you 're covering something up . tad : that 's not true . i 'm always funny . simone : hmm . you know you can confide in me . tad : yes , i know , but you know , i 'm in a more kind of blow - off - steam frame of mind rather than a heart - on - my - sleeve thing . so you know what ? just -- rain check , all right ? ok ? simone : ok , ok . but the hunky billionaire -- you , i 'm going to be with all night long . tad : no , no , no , no , no , no -- simone : no -- yes , yes , yes . tad : no , no , no , no -- far be it from me to break up a limey , slimy night of romance . simone : careful . tad : you get what you deserve . hey . oh , look who 's back . ethan : are we ready to roll ? tad : ready , willing , and able , snuggles . ethan : he 's funny . you 're funny . tad : see ? lord wellington thinks i 'm funny . simone : yeah . yeah . tad : so you make sure you order everything on the menu , ok ? simone : ok . tad : make him work for it . have a blast . love you . be nice to her . [ scene_break ] amanda : oh -- this is the kind of night you should be skinny - dipping and doing things that scare the fish . jamie : hey , why not ? amanda : ok . let 's hit the beach . jamie : oh , not me , you . amanda : oh . jamie : go ahead , have some fun . amanda : that 's ok . i 'll stay here with you . jamie : and do what ? watch me overhaul a carburetor ? talk about boring . just -- go check out the shore . there 's usually a bonfire going on this time of night . go on . find a guy -- nothing like j.r . amanda : i 'm not ready to meet anybody just yet . it 's too soon . anyway , i should stay here and hit the books . jamie : well , suit yourself . what are you studying anyway ? amanda : you 're going to laugh . jamie : oceanography ? amanda : i 'll give you a hint . you were my inspiration . jamie : well , that rules out cosmetology . amanda : it 's a subject i thought i 'd never care about . jamie : auto shop ? amanda : even more exciting . anatomy . so , you want to join me ? tell me what you know about this body . [ scene_break ] j.r. : such a load of bs . you would love it if i bought it , right ? all this crud about my mom coming to you over me . but the fact is i do n't buy it , not for one second , because i saw your face . you were surprised as hell to see that she was alive ! david : correction -- i was surprised as hell to see her back in pine valley . so i played the part . i 've known for years that she was alive . j.r. : oh , come on . come on . tell me that he 's making this up . david : come on , dixie . do n't hang me out to dry . tell him what 's what . di : j.r. , let 's just go home . let 's go home to the baby . david : no , you see -- you see what the problem is here ? your mother does n't want to tell you anything , because she actually gives a damn about your feelings . now , me on the other hand -- i ca n't even pretend to make that claim . so here it goes . your mother contacted me about nine months after her accident -- when she realized where she was and what she had lost . di : do n't bring my baby into this , david ! david : you see ? you see ? she still ca n't even deal with it . when she called me , she was a mess , physically , mentally . it took me about two seconds to get on a plane to get to her . j.r. : i 'm waiting . tell me that he 's making this up . david : do n't put this on dixie ! j.r. : you 're pathetic ! david : she came to me because of you ! you and tad and all of you , always so needy . you were the last people that she can contact . you all expected dixie to make life better for you . well , what about her ? who was going to make life better for her ? who was going to watch out for her ? look after her ? who wanted her to be happy and never expected anything in return ? me ! and she knew it ! j.r. : so you obviously called him , huh ? di : j.r. , it -- it 's so complicated . david : no , no , dixie -- dixie , it 's not so complicated . you made a clear - cut choice . j.r. : no . no , this was all you . you kept her from us . see , tad got a letter saying that she wanted to be a family again . and you could n't stand it . you hated the fact that she chose us over you . you kept her from us on purpose ! david : yeah , yeah . the only reason why i kept dixie 's miracle from all of you -- your mother was adamant that i let you all believe that she was dead . di : oh , you sick son of a bitch ! [ scene_break ] simone : so , what do you have planned for us ? ethan : uh -- limousine . simone : nice . ethan : champagne . simone : nicer . ethan : a night of high rolling at the seasons east casino . simone : hmm . yeah . hmm . ethan : who are you calling ? simone : tad . i 'm going to see if i can get back in on his good time . ethan : but i -- i just offered you a five - star date . simone : right , rubbing your daddy 's face in your money and kendall 's face in your fabulous arm candy . look , i may come off as a ditz , but i 'm not blind . ethan : you 're breaking your date ? simone : i 'm all for having a good time , ethan . you know , cutting loose , you know , being spontaneous . but anger , revenge , hatred -- that 's just a big yawn for me . so , if you ever decide to lighten up , you know my number . ethan : so you 're booting the boss ? come on . simone : yeah , yeah , i guess that 's the thick of it . and you know what ? here , take the keys to the convertible . it did tragic things to my hair anyway . look , i -- i 'm just not into playing games . i do n't have it in me anymore . not the ones that you want to play , anyway . [ scene_break ] [ lying in bed with greenlee , ryan has a nightmare . ] greenlee : ryan ? i love you . ryan : i fixed everything , greenlee . [ greenlee is suddenly replaced by jonathan . ] ryan : where 's greenlee ? where 'd she go ? jonathan : she 's dead . like me . ryan : greenlee ? greenlee ! simone : stay away from her ! i wo n't let you anywhere near her , jonathan ! ryan : no , it 's me . it 's -- it 's me , simone , it 's ryan . where 's greenlee ? where 's -- where 's my wife ? kendall : you 're getting them mixed up , simone . it 's easy to do . this is ryan , jonathan 's brother . you remember ryan . he loved jonathan . then he killed him . he 'll kill greenlee , too . ryan : no . greenlee : ryan ? come find me . i need you ! ryan : i 'm coming , baby . well , where are you ? patrick : `` i need you , ryan . come find me . `` you finally did something right , huh , buddy ? greenlee belongs to us now . [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm through debating . zach : all right . i 'm coming with you . kendall : why ? you do n't want to help me save my friends . zach : hmm . you 're right , i do n't . i do n't care if lavery kills himself or not . all i lose is a good customer . but you get involved , and i could lose a business partner , and that 's just not going to happen . i know my priorities , and right now , you 're it . kendall : you know , now -- now that i think about it -- ryan would rather die than deal with you . so i 'll get help from people who actually give a damn about him . [ scene_break ] simone : stupid , stupid , stupid ! oh , god ! aw . [ simone jumps up on her desk when a remote - controlled truck bearing board games comes toward her . ] ethan : hey ! [ unable to control his scooter , ethan crashes into simone 's desk . ] simone : oh ! ok , rejection made his brain explode . ethan : oh . ever been to that toy store on the corner ? it 's open really late . simone : so you want to play games ? ethan : yes , but not the bash - the - daddy , make - the - ex - jealous kind , ok ? real games , with tiny little pieces that we can lose , and lots of fake money that we can win , and lots of gloating when we do . simone : really ? ethan : yeah . simone : hmm . well , what do we have here ? oh , well . see ? a word game . you 'd win . oh , a business game , you 'd win . oh , trivia -- you 'd win . oh , now we 're talking . yeah . ethan : you think you can beat me at this ? simone : oh , know i can , especially with the aid of my secret weapon . yes , yes . see , a little tater juice on a girl 's side and she ca n't lose . [ scene_break ] jamie : there 's a big difference between these miracle machines and a v6 engine . amanda : yeah , well , cars have bodies beat . jamie : are you kidding me ? no way . look at this . it takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the entire body . that 's mind - blowing . amanda : cars do n't have hearts . that 's a bonus . jamie : all right , who busted yours ? amanda : that obvious ? jamie : what happened ? amanda : not much of a story . i -- i thought he was the one , and he thought i was one of ten . why do guys cheat ? jamie : i 've known people who 've done it , people i love and respect . but do n't ask me why . and it would never happen with babe and me . we 're too into each other . amanda : that 's awesome . it 's -- it 's just hard for me not to be cynical . he was my first . jamie : hmm . sounds like a real jerk . amanda : well , maybe that 's the silver lining in all this . now i am free of him , and the next guy i hook up with will be more like you . total dream . jamie : even if you do n't meet mr. dream tomorrow , you 'll get over this last bonehead . it does get easier . amanda : i 'll take your word for it . jamie : there are a lot of guys out there , amanda , and they 're not all jackasses . amanda : i bet you had to kiss a lot of frogettes before you met babe . i mean , you got to comparison shop , right ? how else would you be so sure that she 's the one ? [ scene_break ] babe : i know that it is really hard for you to have hope in here , but it is shining in your face . all you have to do is soak it up . krystal : i ca n't , sweetie . hope 's no good for me in here . babe : but even if tad is n't with dixie ? krystal : he 's just sore with her right now , honey . they got a lot to work through . let me tell you something . i 'll bet you my last dollar they 're going to end up forgiven and back in love together . and i got to want that for him . at least i got to try . babe : even if they do n't want it ? krystal : you just want your mama to be happy . and i love you for that . i 'll tell you what you can do for me , though . you can tell me what a real live angel 's like . is dixie feisty ? i just -- i just ca n't picture her any other way . i mean , she 'd have to be a real go - getter for tad to be so in love with her . i bet she 's pretty , too , huh ? babe : mama , you 've seen -- krystal : is she ? babe : you 've seen her . she 's in those pictures i gave you . she 's the nanny . krystal : tad told me she was the nanny , but i -- i did n't see any pictures of her . babe : i thought -- did n't i -- you know , i have more , i think . hold on . i thought i gave them to you . yes , i do . right here . i mean , she 's changed a lot since her hair was dark from that hit - and - run thing , but i think that 's back to how it used to be or something . [ krystal recognizes di from her time in jail as diana kirby . ] babe : mama , are you ok ? guard : you have another visitor , carey , but it 's after hours , and you only get one at a time . so do you want to keep him or send him home ? babe : what did i tell you ? it 's fate . you know , actually , i 'm on my way out . krystal : wait , babe , wait . i still want to talk to you . babe : she 's all yours , tad . [ tad chuckles ] babe : bye . tad : bye , babe . [ door closes ] tad : here you go , sweetheart . one care package made with love for my favorite convict . and i have got everything in here . i got reading material , i have -- i have videos , i have candy . sorry about the chocolate bars . they 're a little messed up , because the guard insisted on checking it for weapons . you ever tried to put a nail file in a chocolate bar ? you ok ? krystal : tad , we need to talk . tad : yeah , sure . what is it ? you have trouble in here again ? krystal : no . not about me . we need to talk about dixie . [ scene_break ] di : j.r. , please , let 's go somewhere where we can -- we can be alone and talk . david : come on , tell the boy what he wants to know here and now . j.r. : yeah , for once , dr. death is making just a little bit of sense . i want to hear your side of this . no excuses , just the facts . di : it 's not that simple . j.r. : well , when i walked in here , i heard hayward and you talking about some sort of deal . what is it ? is he responsible for sneaking you back in here ? back to pine valley ? did he place you at the mansion to look over little adam ? is that the deal ? david : the only deal we ever had was that i go back home , stay quiet , and leave her alone in europe . di : can you try shutting up now ? david : she told me that she would come back when she was ready . and she asked me to keep quiet about the fact that she had contacted me in a moment of supposed weakness . j.r. : man , i am not asking you ! david : look at you . you ca n't even recognize a miracle when it falls in your undeserving lap . your mother has come back from the dead ! what the hell else do you want ? j.r. : i want you gone . david : when your mother went off the side of that mountain , you became an even bigger slime than you were before . everybody cut you slack because mommy went bye - bye . well , she 's back . so you ought to get down on your knees , praise god , and ask for forgiveness ! [ j.r. scoffs ] david : instead , you 're still a total jerk ! di : david , enough ! david : if you , tad , and the rest of your brood ca n't treat dixie right , well , guess what -- i will , just as before . [ j.r. washes his hands of the situation and walks out . ] david : hey , i just covered both of our backsides . you can thank me now . [ scene_break ] [ ethan and simone engage in a spirited game of twister on the office floor . ] ethan : ok . simone : ok , all right . so you 're going to have to switch hands and your left hand goes on -- red . good luck , stretch . ethan : uh -- ooh . simone : ooh ! oh , yeah . ethan : am i losing ? simone : oh , yes , it was . ethan : uh -- oh ! oh , my god , i pinched something . simone : actually , it was more like -- ethan : no , my shoulder ! simone : oh , my god , you 're right , i broke the boss ! ethan : ow . i 'm serious , i 'm serious . i think i pulled something . simone : oh . oh , ok . all right . here you go . is that better ? ethan : oh , that 's good . simone : yeah ? ethan : you know , i think that -- i think the pain -- i think it 's moved to the other shoulder , though . simone : really ? ethan : yeah . simone : oh . you 're conning me . [ simone giggles ] ethan : you 're gorgeous . simone : oh . well , you 're forgiven . ethan : you 're too easy . simone : actually , i 'm relieved . because , you know , it 's been a little unnerving that all this time , that you have n't tried to , you know , seduce me or anything like that . and this little trick of yours is actually restoring my hope . ethan : well , when we make love -- simone : `` when , `` not `` if `` -- interesting . ethan : when we make love , neither of us are going to feel used or cheated . how does that sound ? simone : hmm . perfect . kendall : simone , you have to help me save – [ kendall walks in on simone and ethan rolling around on the floor . ] [ scene_break ] ryan : you let her go . patrick : we 'll take that bet . ryan : let her go ! greenlee ! come back ! where are you ? greenlee : you said you loved me . [ echoes ] jonathan : you said you loved me . [ echoes ] greenlee : you said you loved me . [ echoes ] jonathan : you said you loved me . [ echoes ] greenlee : you said you loved me . [ echoes ] jonathan : you said you loved me . [ echoes ] greenlee : you said you loved me . [ echoes ] jonathan : you said you loved me . [ echoes ] greenlee : and then you killed me . [ waking up from his nightmare , ryan dresses dons his jeans and leaves while greenlee pretends to be sleeping . ] [ scene_break ] tad : it 's about a horse that can kick field goals . krystal : tad , tad -- tad : see that ? the player does n't horse -- krystal : tad , do n't shut me down , all right ? this is too important . tad : fine . what about dixie ? krystal : babe says things are n't going so well . tad : what do you mean , babe says ? come on , sweetheart , that 's not news . i told you , i 'm not about to forgive dixie . she did n't care one way or another . so , i mean , you know , how funky is that ? krystal : i also hear that david planted one on her . tad : mm - hmm . well , we both know david 's got a thing about kissing women i care about in public . krystal : you think he might have just kissed her for show ? tad : no . they did have an affair . krystal : and he just bought the whole thing right away ? even though her voice is different , her face is different ? tad : according to hayward , that kiss was all the proof he needed , so -- krystal : it must have tore you up . tad : why are we talking about this ? why are we wasting our time ? look , i told you -- you know , she came back for her son and her grandson . for all i know , she came back for david , too . it does n't matter . i 'm out of the picture , so i 'm just going to pack up and move on with -- krystal : before you do that , can i ask you one more question ? tad : as long as it 's about the horse that kicks the field goal . krystal : tad , listen to me . dixie 's gotten as close to little adam as just about anybody . now , do you think that that could be in babe 's favor ? tad : maybe . maybe not . the woman i used to be married to -- she might be able to shove a conscience back into j.r. , but this dixie -- i do n't know . it 's like we 've never met . i have no idea what she 's capable of . [ scene_break ] di : did you have to be so cruel ? david : yeah , well , the nastier the lie , the faster for junior and the rest of those tools will believe it . di : oh , god -- what did she ever see in you ? how did dixie love you ? i mean , it makes me sick even knowing you . david : you know something ? it seems like i 'm having to remind you of this on a daily basis , di . you 're not really dixie . you do n't have a clue as to what she and i had -- passion , the respect -- di : well , you 've peddled some pretty big lies tonight , but i think that 's got to be the biggest one . david : what the hell do you know ? only what i told you about dixie ! di : i know this much -- the stupidest thing that woman ever did was get mixed up with you . [ scene_break ] amanda : you ca n't tell me you did n't test - drive a few models pre - babe . jamie : it 's not about numbers . you know if you love someone , no matter how many came before . amanda : hey , i totally respect the fact that you 're making it official with babe . there are not a lot of guys out there that 'd be willing to commit that big this young . jamie : babe makes it easy . amanda : as long as you know what you 're giving up . i mean , you will never hold another girl 's manus region . or run your fingers up her femoral region . we 're talking zero free peeks at a new thorax region ever again . jamie : knock it off . [ as she names each of his body 's regions , amanda runs her fingers across jamie 's nude torso . ] [ scene_break ] simone : so , what brings you by so late ? kendall : well , greenlee needs help . i thought i could count on you , but you were busy turning fusion into a personal motel and minibar . simone : what are you ? part bat ? you heard ethan 's lips on mine ? you had to swoop in and try to tank our date ? kendall : i do n't care about the two of you . simone : oh , you -- such a liar . his right hand was on my left foot , and it 's killing you . ethan : look , kendall knows we were on a date . she must be here for some other reason . whatever it is , i 'm sure it can wait till tomorrow . kendall : you know what ? forget it , all right ? the two of you can go back to your little game , and you can tie each other into sweaty knots and have a great night , ok ? i will go and save greenlee all by myself . greenlee : i lost ryan . [ scene_break ] krystal : you deserve real love , tad . you 're too decent a man to be saddled with all this pain -- from me or from anybody else . tad : wait . what do you mean , from you ? you do n't owe me an apology . krystal : dixie does . tad : so what does that have to do with you ? tell me . krystal : tad , you need to know -- guard : time 's up . krystal : listen , you come back real soon , ok , because we have a lot to talk about . tad : yeah . obviously . take care of yourself . [ after tad leaves , krystal looks at the photo of di holding little adam and remembers . ] tad 's voice : according to hayward , that kiss was all the proof he needed . david 's voice : clever guy , that tad . next thing you know , he 's going to be bringing back the dead . [ scene_break ] di : thought i 'd find you here . i was in so much pain . mind , body , soul . j.r. : you should have called . di : i knew i could see david and then walk away from him . i could n't do that with you . not again . j.r. : you know , when i die , wo n't be from a car accident or a heart attack on a tennis court . it 'll be from lies . from tad , babe , jamie , and you . di : you -- you said you want the truth . here it is . i love you with all of my heart . j.r. : yeah , the more i hear that , the harder it is to swallow . di : i know i 've asked you to -- to excuse a lot on my part . and i know it 's unfair , and i know it 's really , really difficult . unfortunately , i 'm forced to ask you to try and understand again , j.r. can you do it ? can you forgive me for calling david ? [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] david : hello ? krystal : david , long time . david : hey , krystal . how you doing , honey ? krystal : peachy keen . can i see you tomorrow ? david : uh -- you know , that 's going to be kind of hard . i 'm -- i 'm kind of in the middle of something right now . krystal : i 've seen dixie . hard face to forget . i 'll see you soon . [ krystal hangs up ] [ scene_break ] jamie : do n't mess with me , amanda . amanda : chill out , jamie . what did i do ? jamie : you were hitting on me , and it stops now . babe : hey , you two , what 's up ? someone want to tell me what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : and then ryan got up and left . i followed him for a little while , but i lost him on block street . i know you guys think he 's having an affair , but he 's not . he would n't do that . it 's the heat , that 's all , and the stress . he went for ride . you know , i 'm sure that 's it . i do n't even know why i freaked . i 'm going to go back home , go to bed , forget this ever happened . kendall : greenlee , stop . greenlee , please , just stop , ok ? i know where ryan went , and i know why . [ next_on ] babe : what did i miss ? jamie : amanda 's ready to find herself a new place to live . j.r. ( to tad ) : she called hayward after the accident . he 's known the whole time . david ( to krystal ) : if you blow this plan , you 're going to be blowing our daughter 's life right along with it . kendall ( to krystal ) : ryan is in for a world of hurt .
ryan is having a nightmare about his father and brothers taking greenlee and informing him that she 's dead like them . he then sees and hears both greenlee and jonathan reminding him that he told them both that he loved them . he awakens from his nightmare and leaves . greenlee notices he 's gone somewhere in the middle of the night . kendall is also worried about ryan . ethan reveals that he might be interested in hooking up with simone and kendall reveals she might be jealous . david successfully gets both tad and jr to believe that `` di `` is dixie and that she chose to contact him and not them because they were too selfish and undeserving of having her back in their lives . babe informs her mother that dixie is back but tad is not interested in getting back with her and she encourages her mother to believe that tad is hers . she also shows krystal a picture of `` dixie `` and krystal recognizes her as the same woman who used to be her cell mate . she tries to tell tad but can not get it out . she then calls david and asks him to come to see her and discuss it .
zach : you think i 've got madden ? ryan : yes , i do . i 'd like to talk to him . zach : so would i . ryan : i 'd like to talk to him now , and i just sort of figured you could lead the way . zach : yeah i 'm sorry to disappoint you . i got nothing . ryan : hmm . i know that you want to find dixie 's daughter , and i happen to know that madden is the only person that knows where she is , so you would n't kill him , or you 'd never find that information , but if you held him and persuaded him -- zach : beat it out of him ? ryan : i mean , zach slater stops at nothing to get what he wants , right ? so did you ? did you get what you want ? [ scene_break ] disguised voice : now is the time -- greg : stop it ! disguised voice : now is the time , now is the time . greg : stop it ! disguised voice : now is the time . greg : stop it ! disguised voice : now is the time . greg : stop . disguised voice : now is the time . greg : none of this is going to work ! this filthy coffin , your drugs -- none of it ! just shut up ! you have to get me out of here ! i 'll give you nothing until you get me out of here ! you 'll get no information . kate 's location is written on my heart . you have to carve it out of my body before you get to read it . [ scene_break ] jonathan : nice toss . lily : no , it was n't . it landed three yards to your left . jonathan : well , that 's the fun part , though . we 're both going to get better . we just need to practice . lily : you 're such a good teacher . just this week alone , you 've helped me with my frisbee and my nightmares . i do n't think about the man -- terry -- in new york as much . jonathan : i want you to forget him and his name and -- and forget everything that happened in new york . lily : not everything , like our wedding and our special day . those things make me happy , like right now . every day , you teach me more and more about being happy . jonathan : you 're a really good teacher , too , lily . and every day you teach me more about love . [ scene_break ] aidan : thanks for coming . di : yeah , yeah , i got your message . is it -- is it kate ? what can i do ? aidan : different case , same deal -- a missing kid . di : what do you need ? aidan : i need you to help me find an old friend of yours . terry : annie mcdermott , my wife . hello , di . di : t . [ scene_break ] babe : no way ! not a chance ! look , you trashed my presentation -- that 's one thing . simone : oh , what presentation ? i never saw a presentation . babe : but trash the company that i have fair share in , no way . i do n't care how much you hate me or my husband . simone : and your mother . danielle : for the record , a lot . babe : you will not open a bar in this building . kendall : why ? because no bar in the building means j.r. wo n't get drunk and go psycho killer again ? well , i got two words for you , babe -- done deal . [ scene_break ] j.r. : stupid son of a -- you think you can mess with me ? josh : you touch me again , i 'll snap your neck ! jeff : stop it ! son ! [ scene_break ] babe : fusion by - laws say changes like these go to a vote . lucky for us , no vote so far , which means you have n't tanked fusion yet . simone : oh , no , she did n't . babe : yes , i did . simone : oh . kendall : wait , hold on a second . `` tanked fusion `` ? babe : what fusion stands for . kendall : like glamour , fun , friendship ? babe : exactly . simone : yeah , guys , girls , and chemical attraction . erin and danielle : yeah , confusion bar ! erin : holler ! [ erin and danielle laugh ] kendall : i love when you guys do that . babe : open a bar , tank fusion . there 's no confusion there . simone : oh , babe , babe . you have no vision . confusion bar is all about lifestyle . erin : exactly . it is an attitude and a destination . danielle : we hold major launch parties down there instead of uptight ones in here . simone : oh , my gosh , yes ! and then we can rent out the space to other parties , and then we 'll make bank . kendall : ok , let me know if you want them to slow down or start over . babe : hmm , thanks . so we just forget about the preteen and teen market -- the nondrinking market ? what , their -- their money 's no good ? fusion is n't about them anymore ? kendall : ok , see , fusion is for the whole country -- that 's our market . it 's about fun , friendship , having a wonderful , fun - filled life . so go out there , spread the word , and make everyone feel a little better and a whole lot prettier . babe : maybe i should slow down and repeat myself here . you still need a vote . yeah , we 're talking bianca and ryan , and since they 're not here , this is n't happening . kendall : oh , my god , wait a minute -- she 's totally right . i -- i completely just spaced right out of my fluffy little head . i foot all about the other shareholders . that 's -- oh . oh -- huh . wait a minute , wait , wait , wait , wait . what on god 's green earth is this ? this -- ryan and bianca 's proxy , as in i get to vote for them ? is that what this means ? simone : why , yes , it is , fluffy . oh ! [ simone laughs ] kendall : amazing . babe : yeah . you really are -- all of you . danielle : oh , my gosh , thanks . erin : thank you . babe : any time . kendall : ok . so , let 's have that vote . [ scene_break ] aidan : t 's wife is missing , and he needs to find her . terry : ex - wife . aidan : ex - wife . sorry . di : you guys got a divorce ? terry : yeah , and now i have no idea where she is . di : well , do you think she 's been hurt or kidnapped ? aidan : the courts gave annie and t joint custody . annie was n't very pleased and took their little girl and ran . terry : i miss my emma , di . she 's my whole world . please , if you have any idea where she and her mom are , please help me . di : help you how ? terry : has annie come to see you ? a shoulder to cry on , a place to crash ? has she been in touch at all -- a phone call , e - mail , anything ? di : t , if annie did this , if she ran without any warning -- terry : with our daughter . di : well , en she must 've had a damn good reason . what did you do to her ? [ scene_break ] tad : knock it off , both of you -- j.r. , your uncle told you to stop . what 's wrong with you ? you ca n't just go pounding on the staff . j.r. : this arrogant , smug piece of -- tad : you live with arrogant and smug ! you do n't go pounding on adam . jeff : now , what 's this all about ? josh : your nephew relieved himself on my shoe ! joe : he did what ? is this true , j.r. ? is this the way you behave yourself in my hospital ? you 're on the board of directors , damn it ! have you lost your mind ? j.r. : yeah , i 've lost my mind in a big way . why do n't you ask golden boy why . josh : i asked the patient for a urine sample , as per his rehab program . he lost it , made it personal ! look what he did ! tad : if i ca n't do that to hayward , you ca n't do that to josh . jeff : j.r. , you 'd better have one hell of a reason . j.r. : yeah , well , how about he sticks a cup in my face , tells me that the bathroom 's closed , and makes me pony up a specimen right there in that cubicle ? josh : well , if i had known your aim was so bad -- j.r. : oh . all you know is that your father snatched my sister . well , he got what he wanted -- he wanted a reaction out of me . you 're welcome . josh : you 're a white - knuckle drunk with no self - control . j.r. : yeah , well , you 're just another creep show like your old man . who are you going to stick it to next , madden ? [ scene_break ] zach : mm - hmm . i get it . it 's good . you know , it 's smooth . if -- if you pin madden 's disappearance on me , no one 's going to think that you stashed him . i like that -- pure , innocent ryan lavery . ryan : well , there 's four words never before spoken together . [ zach chuckles ] zach : i tell you what -- i got your back . if somebody asks me , i will say that you do n't know anything about madden . ryan : uh - huh . zach : you 're in the clear . ok ? see if you can find kate . ryan : i see what you 're doing -- that 's good . yeah , sort of bounce it back to me , so now you and me both -- we 're both , you know , pure and innocent like you said . zach : you 're disappointed , are n't you ? ryan : yes , i 'm disappointed . you see , i was kind of hoping that somebody might have madden hooked up to , say , 120 volts , and i sort of figured that you 'd be the most likely someone . zach : fatherhood has brought out your whimsical side . ryan : the man knows where tad and dixie 's child is , and he 's not going to give that information up to anyone unless someone makes him . zach : whoever that someone may be . ryan : he controls women 's lives , zach -- children 's lives , their entire lives . my child was going to be given to strangers . erica 's -- erica 's child , he took -- he took him on as his own and he calls him `` son . `` zach : it 's a twisted hobby . he should suffer for it . ryan : and what about the island ? the island loaded up with pregnant women ? zach : they 're no longer there . he cleared them out . ryan : no , but they went there for help , did n't they ? hmm ? they went there to get pregnant , to choose a sample , but what they did n't know is that there was only one donor -- madden , donor number 1 . i know that madden was alone with kendall at the clinic during the blackout , and i just ca n't help but wonder -- zach : do n't do it . do n't think it . [ scene_break ] tad : hang on , hang on ! jeff : come on . tad : listen , listen , if you want to pound greg madden into a pulp , then get in line ! that is not greg madden . when we find him , he 'll get what he deserves . jeff : j.r. , you 're in hell wondering how to help your family . i know what that feels like , but this is not going to help your mother or sister . j.r. : i 'm on the board . i want him fired now . joe : i do n't take orders from you . if one of my staff has gone over the line , i 'll take the appropriate action . josh : you 're just going to roll over for this guy because he 's your step- whatever ? j.r. : no -- because i 'm right ! joe : josh , come with me . jeff , will you join us ? tad : well , i ca n't remember when i 've been this proud . j.r. : you would 've done the same thing . tad : that 's not the point . do n't you have somewhere to be ? j.r. ? do n't let it happen again . j.r. : do n't let that dirtbag get off easy . josh : two - week suspension ? joe : without pay . jeff : and the suspension goes for my program as well . josh : no ! no way ! joe : josh -- you 're important to this hospital and to me . but as your boss , i will tell you , you went too far . you tried to humiliate a patient . no obviously , j.r. went too far as well , but you 're the doctor . you should 've called security . josh : so this is it ? prince chandler unloads , and i take the fall ? jeff : josh , you 're an important member of dad 's program and mine , and nobody wants to see you gone , but you 're going to have to get a handle on your temper ! josh : so it must be bad for business to have a dr. madden on staff , huh ? why do n't you -- why do n't you just fire me ? tad : if you think anybody looks at you and sees greg madden , you 're dead wrong . trust me . josh : huh . yeah , i believe that . joe : i will never blame you for what your father has done . josh : well , i guess i 'll see you in two weeks . just tell me this , dr. martin -- what 's this secret you have with erica ? is it the same one that your dad over here has on my dad ? i bet brother knows about it , too . is this a family secret or can i get in on this , too , or -- jeff : we 'll talk about that when you get back . josh : yeah , of course . you know , i thought erica had a death grip on her secrets . you know what ? i do n't even care anymore . tad : well , that went well . what 's a little anger and bitterness amongst family ? [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , ladies , vote time . simone : oh ! kendall : now , all those in favor of converting the available space downstairs to confusion bar , say `` aye . `` simone : aye . kendall : aye . i 'll throw in an `` aye `` for ryan and a `` oui `` for bianca . simone : oh , that 's cute . kendall : yeah . [ simone and kendall chuckle ] kendall : all those opposed ? babe : nay . kendall : well , there you go . confusion bar is a go , ladies . erin : yes ! simone : nicely done . danielle : whoo ! kendall : i thought so myself . babe : so , just like that ? kendall : well , you wanted a vote , babe , so you got it . oh , cheer up . at least j.r. will have a place to wait for you till you get off of work . babe : you really are some kind of bitch , are n't you ? kendall : i can be , that 's true . it 's really too bad for you , babe , because today -- today is just one of many days because every single day will be just like this one -- you on your side and everybody else -- simone : not on your side . babe : not exactly a major news flash here , kendall , but i 'm still here . kendall : great , so we 're supposed to be impressed with you ? we should care that babe is just too darn feisty to let her husband 's pesky victims wear her down ? babe : i am not j.r . kendall : you know what i did today ? i saw my son 's eyes for the very first time . because he was delivered so early , the doctors had to shield his eyes and tape them shut . but he 's getting bigger and healthier . my son can finally be held and loved , and i mean really held -- not through an incubator with those weird rubber gloves . nothing , nothing about my son 's birth or the way that he was brought into this world was normal or warm and safe . j.r. took that from my son . he took that from us . babe : j.r. never meant to hurt you or your baby . kendall : j.r. hurt my son ! and you got your hubby off the hook , so you are just as sick and selfish as he is , and i will never , ever forget what you did . simone : we will never forget . kendall : so if you think this week blew , you wait until next week . [ scene_break ] ryan : `` do n't think it , `` which means you 've already thought it , have n't you ? zach : i think a lot of things . ryan : you went to the island with dixie and you found the files , the files that said that madden was the only donor . that 's when it hit you , and you did n't tell kendall . zach : there 's nothing to tell . ryan : oh . except that spike could be -- zach : he could be a lot of things . he could be loud and obnoxious , stubborn . his mother 's child . your child . ryan : madden was alone with kendall , zach . zach : he did n't win . he did n't get your boy . you did , you and kendall . ryan : my boy ? zach : mm - hmm . kendall loves spike , you love spike , and he loves you and will for the rest of his life . ryan : and i 'm supposed to just take your word on that , your word that you do n't have madden stashed and that he did n't decide -- zach : whatever you accused me of thinking , i 've already forgotten it . i suggest you do the same . [ scene_break ] aidan : everything t says checks out . he has a legit job on wall street . the guy is clean . di : on paper . aidan : ex - wives get angry and they take off , and they keep their children to themselves . it happens , di . di : not annie , not without a reason . terry : you 're right . there was a reason -- i had an affair . di : ok . all right , we get a little truth . is there any more on the way ? terry : no , that 's it . i swear . it was stupid , it was pathetic . i totally screwed up , but i came clean with annie . i wanted to make things right with her , but she flipped . she lost it on me , she promised she was going to hurt me as much as i hurt her , and i did n't realize what she meant until -- she 's in contempt of court , di . i do n't want to see her get busted or go to jail . i just want to see my daughter again . di : well , i have n't heard from annie . she and i have n't spoken , not -- not since before i went to prison . terry : ok . well , if you do hear from her -- di : what , rat her out to you ? not a chance in hell , terry . i do n't know what you did . maybe it was an affair , maybe it was something more , but if she 's gone , you deserve it . terry : please , di . i 'm begging . di : see you around . terry : i ca n't just give up . if you hear anything , please . aidan : what was that ? di : what were you thinking ? [ scene_break ] [ thunder ] jonathan : lily , we -- we should go home . lily : no , i want to stay . jonathan : but the thunder -- lily , it 's really -- lily : i 'm afraid of it . jonathan : that 's -- that 's why we should go home . lily : no . that 's why we should stay -- i do n't want to be afraid of it anymore . you 're not . jonathan : well , lily , i 'm not afraid of loud noises all that much , but you are , and that 's -- that 's ok . lily : maybe it just takes practice to not be afraid of it . jonathan : you want to practice right now ? [ thunder ] lily : the less afraid i am , the more i can do . that 's a logical assumption . and you helped me be not afraid of the man in new york anymore . jonathan : um , but he -- he 's not here , lily . the -- the thunder is . lily : no , you can do it . you can help me be not afraid . jonathan : what if -- what if it 's a good fear ? lily : that does n't make any sense . jonathan : hmm . well , a -- a good fear is when you 're supposed to be scared because -- because it 'll keep you safe , like being afraid of fire , because it 'll burn you , or being afraid of heights , because if you fall , you 'll -- you 'll break your leg , or like seeing lightning and hearing thunder , because you run for cover , so that you do n't get zapped . it gives you warning , which is good because most times , um , bad things never tell you they 're on their way . [ thunder ] [ scene_break ] greg : one breath , one moment . one breath , one moment . one breath -- oh -- peace , tranquility . happy thoughts . peace . beautiful . beautiful . hello . hello . hi . yes , it 's me . strong and brilliant , each and every one of you . [ babies cry ] greg : and you all have your talents , although your blood will sing to you . and medicine will be your world . and your families and the families that i choose for you , you will be their miracles , and you will deserve their love and their worship . and the entire world will deserve all of you . never . no . you will never break me . i 'm dr. greg madden . i will have all my children and more . [ scene_break ] kendall : hmm . is spike still amazing and fabulous and perfect -- zach : here . kendall : in every way , just like you ? yes ? zach : mm - hmm . kendall : mm - hmm . was his daddy still there ? zach : yeah , he was , and spike looks great -- great color and seems to have an opinion on a lot of things . i do n't know where he gets that from . kendall : i ca n't imagine . zach : hmm . kendall : i think he 's brilliant . i -- i can sense it . i miss him . i missed you . zach : so , between all the pining , what are you doing -- taking over the world ? kendall : yeah , actually , but i 'm just starting out with the bar downstairs as per your brilliant suggestion . i should give you a bonus . zach : i should give you a bonus . kendall : i 'll take it . zach : -hmm . kendall : however , we do have some workers in there , so you will have an audience . zach : that 's ok . maybe they 'll learn something . and the bar was n't my idea -- it was yours . i just backed you up . perfect day , huh ? kendall : yeah , it would 've been if babe had shut up or quit or thrown herself in front of a train . i mean , you know what ? i ca n't believe that little skank . she had the nerve to get in my face and go on and on about how we could n't open the bar , we had to take a vote . i mean , between her and j.r. , i 'm having -- zach : enough , please . not on my time . [ scene_break ] [ the door to fusion 's rooftop terrace opens and josh stands there . ] babe : oh . ok , kendall , if you want to toss me off this roof , you better be ready for the cat fight of your life – [ scene_break ] kendall : `` not on your time `` ? excuse me , is that -- did you just say that to me , to your wife , your eternal soul mate ? zach : yes , soul mate , not on my time . i do n't want to talk about those two idiots . kendall : ok , so i 'm not supposed to hate them and want them to writhe in agony ? zach : no , you can hate them . but i did n't come here for babe and j.r . kendall : you came for me . zach : i came for you . kendall : ok , and to hell with how i feel ? i should just rush over and hand you your slippers and a scotch ? [ zach sighs ] zach : i do n't want to talk about what we already know . i know what j.r. and babe did to you . i was there for every second of it . kendall : yeah , except when you were saving dixie martin . zach : i came here to tell you how much i love you . you and spike -- that 's why i 'm here . now , can you be here f me ? can you be my wife for a minute ? [ scene_break ] [ as he 's passing by the nursery window , j.r. spots ryan rocking his baby and stares transfixed . ] [ scene_break ] babe : what are you doing here ? do n't you have someplace to be ? josh : no . babe : that 's it , just `` no `` ? josh : `` your husband 's a head case `` -- is that better ? talk about my husband , and i will take you down first , then kendall . josh : ok , no j.r. , no kendall . what does that leave us to talk about ? babe : your father . hmm . no father . weather it is , then . [ thunder ] babe : looks like a storm is coming . josh : well , good , because sunshine and smiley faces really annoy the hell out of me . babe : i 'm glad we could cheer each other up . [ thunder ] josh : the word is my dad has done some pretty disgusting things to be the great and powerful bringer of life . babe : word from who ? josh : people who are n't completely full of crap , unfortunately . babe : and do you believe what they have to say ? josh : my dad 's arrogant . he 's controlling , he 's obsessive , he 's obnoxious , but outright sick ? evil ? babe : hard to believe the worst about someone you love . josh : well , i wo n't know until i can ask him face to face . babe : and you think he 'll tell you ? josh : well , if i see him again . when and if i do see him again , i get to say , `` thanks , dad . thanks for the brains , for the talent , for trying to make me mini - you . are you twisted or not ? who are you really ? `` [ scene_break ] jeff : well , it 's official . my son 's been suspended from my program . tad : perfect . now , do n't tell me this is n't exactly what you were hoping for . joe : for what ? for josh and j.r. to hate each other , tad ? tad : no , the perfect reason to tell josh what 's going on , to forget your promise to erica . joe : erica 's not the only one who 's got a vote around here . tad : josh is her son . jeff : and mine . joe : so , what do you plan to do about it ? stop your son from falling , or watch as he turns into the father he thinks he 's doomed to be ? [ scene_break ] lily : 58 , 59 , 60 . [ thunder ] lily : oh , 60 seconds between the lightning and the subsequent thunder . jonathan : and then you divide by five , but you should do that part . lily : it 's 12 . and per your formula , the center of the storm is 12 miles away . i once read that lightning can strike up to 10 miles ahead of the storm . jonathan : um -- that sounds about right . lily , we -- we should go soon . lily : did you notice i 'm not afraid anymore ? jonathan : i did , and i 'm glad . lily : you gave me something else to focus on so that i would n't pay so much attention to the noise , and i would n't be scared . did you do that on purpose ? jonathan : well , you just asked for help , and then the rest just happened . but , lily , i 'm always going to help you , just like you always help me . lily : and i 'll always help you , too . anything you need -- any math or numbers or words you ca n't remember . jonathan : you help me with a lot more than that . lily : good , because marriages should be equal partnerships . you help me feel not afraid . maybe if i 'm with you forever , i 'll never be afraid of anything again . jonathan : it 'll be an experiment , long - time -- term , long - term , because i 'm always going to be with you , and try so hard to make sure that you never , ever get hurt again . [ thunder ] lily : one , two , three , four -- oh -- water . [ scene_break ] di : i did n't peg you for a knuckle - dragger , but if a guy say so , well , then his shrew wife must have kidnapped their daughter for revenge , right ? aidan : i do n't know the woman , all right ? mcdermott was married to her , so the chances are that he knows her better than i do or you do . di : well , maybe t made her life miserable , aida made her feel like that she had to leave . but , i mean , i guess that could n't be it , could it ? aidan : is that how it happened ? di : i do n't know . i have n't heard from her , aidan . but i do know that annie is not a criminal . aidan : she should 've gone through the right channels , di , like the family court -- di : oh . aidan : the appeals process . di : listen , annie -- and she is as by - the - books as they come -- if she did n't go through the proper channels , then it must 've been too risky . aidan : ok , so law - abiding annie -- any idea where she might run to ? relative or boyfriend ? di : i have not heard from her ! aidan : and if you do ? di : i 'm not going to let you know about it . just -- aidan , stay out of it . erin : oh -- what was that about ? [ scene_break ] babe : heck of a club -- the folks who love people who 've done terrible things . josh : allegedly done . babe : i would help you if i could . josh : well , if i could be helped , i 'd let you . babe : in the meantime , i need your help . josh : anything . you know that . babe : your father knows where j.r. 's sister is . josh : allegedly . babe : if you do see him again , if you get to ask him a few questions , will you ask him where kate is ? [ thunder ] [ scene_break ] joe : young man -- ambitious , brilliant , and as good as doomed . tad : the situation is n't that dire , dad . joe : yes , it is . it damn well is . josh is acting out , because he thinks he 's the son of a monster . tad : you 're starting to freak me out with the smile . jeff : no , it 's almost the same thing i told erica . tad : so what 's that supposed to mean ? we ca n't say anything , because we 're bound by a promise , but you are going to tell josh that you 're his father ? [ scene_break ] [ thunder ] josh : listen , if i see my father again , i 'll find out about the little girl . i promise you . babe : you mean it , do n't you ? everything that 's going on with you , you 'd do this for me ? thank you . summer rain feels so good , right ? josh : your hand feels even better . [ j.r. sees babe and josh standing in the rain holding hands . ] [ scene_break ] [ thunder ] kendall : what if spike is afraid of thunder ? zach : are you ? is ryan ? kendall : well , spike 's a baby . zach : well , that 's why they soundproof the neonatal unit . he 's going to be fine . kendall : so i 'm not obsessive if i want to rush over and tell him it 'll be ok ? zach : no , not obsessive . you 're a mom . kendall : do n't act like it 's not the same thing . you 've met erica . zach : yeah . we can go over there right now , but ryan is there . spike 's dad has it covered . ryan : hey . it 's me . it 's me . i know , i know . it takes a little time getting used to , but you will . you will , because i 'm going to be around for years and years and years . i love you . you 're my son , and i know that you are . [ scene_break ] aidan : that case i was telling you about , where the father 's looking for his ex - wife and their daughter ? erin : mm - hmm . aidan : i think it hit too close to home for di . erin : that would make sense . i mean , her niece is missing , too . aidan : yeah , well , exactly . so you 'd think di of all people would want to find the little kid . erin : but if she knows this woman -- aidan : annie mcdermott is her name . erin : then -- then maybe di 's right . maybe the husband gave her a reason to run . aidan : no -- that 's -- that 's work . forget about that . i just want to concentrate on you . come here . mmm . [ scene_break ] [ thunder ] lily : the rain feels really good . jonathan : uh - huh . lily : is that possible ? jonathan : uh -- you say so . lily : i feel safe and happy and wet . jonathan : mm - hmm . lily : but safer than ever before . it must be because of you . [ thunder ] [ as lily laughs , terry recognizes her and hides behind a pillar . ] [ scene_break ] [ greg opens his eyes and feels rain coming through the ceiling of his grave . ] greg : oh , my god ! [ scene_break ] < < on the next `` all my children `` -- j.r. ( to josh ) : i 'd like to talk to my wife . josh ( to j.r. ) : first , why do n't we finish what you started ? tad ( to zach ) : you know where dixie is or not ? kendall ( to zach ) : is there a reason why you ca n't give him an answer ? david ( to dixie ) : you 're not alone .
josh gets into a brawl with jr at the hospital . joe and jeff ( grandpa and daddy ) tell him he 's on suspension because his behavior was out of line for a doctor . he tells them he believes they are judging him just because he 's greg madden 's son ( so he still believes ) . he also asks them what his father 's big secret is with erica . joe , jeff and tad do not know what to tell him . at fusion , babe tells the others that she disapproves of them opening up a bar . but kendall tells her they can authorize it and reminds babe about what she enabled jr to get away with doing to her and to her son . ryan asks zach what the big secret he uncovered with dixie about greg was , and why did n't zach tell kendall ? zach is not about to reveal taht he and dixie found out that josh is erica and jeff martin 's son and greg never told any of them that . nor does he reveal that he and dixie discovered that greg wants to breed all the babies that women give up for adoption and make them into doctors . still in the ground , greg is remembering telling a multitude of babies in the maternity ward that he has bred future doctors and they are all his .
erica : hi , i hope i 'm not late . ryan : you are right on time . i really appreciate your help with this . erica : ryan , i made you a promise . we are going to make sure that annie is a never a threat to emma again . ryan : well , she is going to ride adam 's power all the way to an acquittal . erica : well , we really have to expose annie for the conniving manipulator that she is . ryan : well , between adam and his security , i ca n't get anywhere near annie . we need to divide and conquer . [ scene_break ] adam : annie 's been in there for almost an hour . how long does this psychiatric evaluation take ? liza : it 's the first session . it 's a little more complicated than ink blot flashcards/ adam : i do n't care if it 's primal - scream therapy . it 's critical that she prove that her mind is sound . that she 's not a danger to anyone , including her child . liza : you doubt her sanity ? adam : oh , no , of course not . no , i 'm quite confident . if you 're going to start in on me about my relationship with annie -- liza : i could care less about your relationship with that woman . adam , i 'm thinking about colby and how she 's -- she 's torn between us . adam : i do n't think she 's so much torn between us as equally angry at both of us . liza : yes , well , it needs to stop . she needs to know that she can -- she can have us both . [ scene_break ] opal : are you ready for some more tea , there ? kathy : yes , please , and cookies , too . opal : and cookies , too . tad : oh , really ? how about some sugar for that sugar , sugar ? [ opal chuckles ] tad : that 's my girl . tell you what . there 's one for you , and one for you . opal : i 'll take one . thank you very kindly . tad : and there 's another one for my big girl . opal : yes , yes . oh -- tad : hey , amanda . you , uh , want to join the party ? amanda : uh , no , thanks . opal : how was your nap , honeybunch ? amanda : i 'm good . jake : hello . kathy : uncle jake ! [ door closes ] jake : hey ! look at you . mwah , mwah ! oh , that 's good . ok , enough . kathy : are n't i beautiful ? jake : yes , you 're splendiferous and a little bit sticky , i might add . why do n't you go get some more sugar for yourself ? kathy : ok . amanda : hey . jake : what ? tough day ? amanda : i -- i ca n't do this anymore , jake . i ca n't . [ scene_break ] jack : well , well , mr. north . you do like playing the odds , do n't you ? d.a . north : my wife does . uh , madison , this is jackson . madison : pleasure . jack : the pleasure 's mine . d.a . north : i , on the other hand , prefer a sure bet like convicting your client of first - degree murder . jack : i think you 're going to have more luck at the tables here . kendall 's innocent . d.a . north : well , you say that , but a smart attorney might advise his client to take a plea . jack : no dice . d.a . north : so , you 'll go to trial and gamble ms. slater 's life even though we both know she 'll lose ? [ scene_break ] kendall : come on , here we go . we 're going to push your brother . good job , good job . you know what , spike ? i think i want to go and play in the grass . want to play in the grass ? come on . yeah , let 's leave these two alone , come on . want to go look at the boats ? yeah ? let 's go look at the boats . oop , all right ! that was good . spike : yeah . kendall : that 's a good pirate . spike : i want to go out there . kendall : yeah , ok , and look at that . look at that , right out there . do you see that ? spike : yeah . kendall : yeah , that boat can sail all the way to the moon , i think . zach : why do you lie to your kids ? kendall : i 'm not lying to him . i really think it can . zach : yeah ? kendall : yeah , i do . why not ? it 's perfect . zach : then it 's perfect . [ scene_break ] tad : ok , babies , head to the kitchen . let 's go . opal : all righty , oh . jake : that 's nice . that 's nice , a real nice look . tad : yeah , tad the hatter . get it ? jake : yeah , i get it . opal : cha - cha - cha - cha - cha jake : how 's that , huh ? mah , mah , mah , ahem . better ? huh ? amanda : i know that i made the right decision , because it 's the only way to keep my baby safe , but i -- i close my eyes , and i see him , and i dream about him , and i wake up , and i want to hold him , and he 's not there . jake : i know , i know , i know . i 'm sorry , i -- amanda : and then there 's kathy and jenny and -- and their giggles and their tea parties and their bedtime stories and baths , and that just makes it worse . jake : yeah , i know , i know . i 'm going to talk to them . amanda : and say what ? `` hey , tad , you need to keep the kids up in the attic because auntie amanda 's a basket case . `` i just -- i just want to feel good again , normal , and i -- and i do n't -- i do n't know how . i feel like part of me was taken away with the baby , that i do n't know how to get it back . jake : you know what we 're going to do ? we 'll take a long walk , ok ? a little sunshine , some seagulls , walk on the pier . what do you say ? amanda : ok , but i do n't think i 'm going to be very good company . jake : you 're the only person on the planet i want to be with , so -- amanda : ok . jake : all right ? amanda : be right back . tad : you do know she 's the one who needs her cha - cha back . jake : yeah , i know . tad : why do n't you do something about it ? come on , do the right thing . tell amanda that you 're giving liza her baby , that at least somehow she 'll be able to see him again . [ scene_break ] jack : it 's going to be difficult because your physical evidence is very weak . for instance , you do n't have powder burns . you do n't have anyone , not one witness , saying they saw kendall pull that trigger . d.a . north : i have means , motive , and opportunity , and i can place kendall at the scene of the crime with a gun in her hand . jack : the same can be said of the other six suspects . why do n't you do the right thing here ? why do n't you go after the justice ? do n't worry about this office being a stepping stone to the governor 's mansion . d.a . north : it must be tough , watching from the sidelines . hell , you 'd probably be governor right now if you did n't plant evidence to protect your stepdaughter a few years back . that 's the story , is n't it ? she killed a man , too , just like her sister . no , you were able to get her off , but the other sister wo n't be so lucky . jack : this seems to be a recurring problem with you , shooting your mouth off without knowing the facts . d.a . north : i know better than to become emotionally involved . madison : henry , you promised , no business . d.a . north : i did , did n't i ? be right there . prepare your client , montgomery , not just for trial , for life in prison , no parole . [ scene_break ] kendall : god , for a minute i forgot about all the bad stuff . yeah , you want to go over there and play with spikey ? go play . i was just living my life , no murder charges , no hospitals , just in love with my boys . zach : you 're going to be right here with the kids , summer , winter , whenever you want . you 're not going to prison . kendall : god , i want to believe that . zach : you can . it 's a promise from me to you . [ phone rings ] zach : hello . well , that 's interesting , is n't it ? all right . i got to go . um -- i 'll see you at home . kendall : who was it ? is something wrong ? [ scene_break ] erica : oh , apparently , annie has her first appointment with the court- appointed therapist this afternoon . she 's probably going to try to fool him the way she 's fooled everybody else . ryan : which means we do n't have a long time to prove that it 's an act , and believe me . annie is a very good actress , especially when she wants something . erica : well , she 's clever , but she 's crazy , and we 're smarter , and we 're sane , and the most important thing is that when we 're done , emma is going to grow up safe and sound . ryan : you know , it 's amazing . for so many years , i was sure that i did n't want to have kids , that i would be a horrible father , mostly because my old man was so screwed up . erica : not chris stamp ? ryan : oh , no . no , but now my kids are my life , and i would protect them with my life . erica : i see that . emma and spike are very lucky to have you as a father . you love them so much . it 's clear . ryan : yeah , but i am very , very , very lucky to have you , but i 'm afraid this is going to get messy , so if you want to back out , i would understand . erica : back out ? the scar annie gave me when she stabbed me has yet to heal , and it 's already interfering with my swimsuit shopping . ryan : tick off erica kane , annie is in trouble . erica : she is in big trouble . [ ryan chuckles ] [ phone rings ] erica : oh , ok . it looks here like her appointment with the therapist is going to be over very , very soon , so you need to go to adam 's , and you can speak to annie . ryan : well , adam 's not going to let me anywhere near her . erica : oh , you know what ? it looks like adam has some plans of his own , so he does n't know it , but he 's about to get some help from me . [ scene_break ] annie : i was afraid if i lost ryan , i would lose emma , and i had come so close to losing her before , the thought of losing her again , i could n't even -- i could n't even bear it , and it would be possibly forever this time . psychiatrist : are you still afraid of losing your daughter ? annie : yeah . the sad part about it is if i lose her this time , it 's going to be all my fault . everything i did to hold on to emma , the kidnapping , the lies , the using people , everything i did to prove how much i loved her , is now the reason i might lose her . i was wrong , and i hurt so many people , but everything i did , i did because i was just desperate to hold on to my little girl . [ scene_break ] adam : colby needs both of us ? are you -- are you suggesting that we get back together ? liza : no . adam : no , no . liza : no , no . adam : yeah . liza : no , i 'm saying that she needs to know that we 're not putting her in the middle . adam , she 's an adult now , and she 's making her own decisions , and she should decide to be with us , not run away from us because the two of us are at each other 's throats . adam : well , how do we arrive at this parental nirvana ? liza : well , we put our daughter first . we 're responsible , mature adults . adam : well , i was a mature adult . liza : you see , that 's what i 'm talking about . that 's got to stop . adam , please , no more . no more attacking , no more blaming , no more working angles . adam : so our deal is off ? liza : no , no , it 's not , because annie deserves a good lawyer , and you 're paying me a fortune to make sure she gets the very best . so ? can we be parents , working together ? adam : well , it 's a daunting proposition , but , um -- i 'm willing to try if you are . but if you turn on me -- liza : i wo n't turn on you unless you turn on me first . agreed ? adam : agreed . when 's the baby due ? liza : he 'll come when he 's ready . [ scene_break ] jake : you know what i 'm going to tell amanda ? exactly nothing , that 's what i 'm going to tell her . tad : jake , she 's a mess . jake : i 'll get her through this . tad : yeah , with walks on the beach . jake : you know , i liked it better when you told really stupid , lame - ass jokes . i really did . tad : yeah , well , so did i , but it 's getting kind of hard coming up with , you know , snappy punch lines with her walking around the house looking like that . you know , all you would have to say is , `` guess what ? i decided liza should adopt your baby . `` jake : really , tad , and how would that work out exactly ? tad : what do you mean `` how would that work out . `` jake : she 's not able to acknowledge that it 's her son , seeing the little one run after liza saying , `` mommy , mommy , `` whatever , `` mommy , kiss my boo - boo . `` no , it 's better this way . you rip the bandage off , and you let it heal . tad : there 's got to be some kind of way that liza and amanda could work out an arrangement . jake : an arrangement . you know , you 're a genius . an arrangement , no . tad : yes , a -- child visitation . jake : hayward would be all over that . the whole point was to keep the child safe in the first place . look , she struggles with this . she knew what was at stake . this is better . she -- she knows she 's doing the right thing . tad : oh , you 're great . the right thing . there you go . that 's all you need . that 's something you can tuck into bed at night . that 's somebody you can sing lullabies to . jake : i am so sorry that liza told you about this , because i ai n't going to listen to you when i 'm trying to deal with -- tad : make no mistake , little brother . i am , too . jake : stick to tea parties . just do that for me , ok ? i 'll handle this . amanda : hey , is everything ok ? tad : yeah , yeah , yeah , jake was just giving me some fashion pointers . matter of fact , this probably would look a lot better on you than it does on me . you know that ? come over here . look at you . you go ahead . you guys knock yourself out . jake : okey - doke , let 's go . tad : jake ? take care of her . jake : i got it . [ scene_break ] annie : what did dr. nolan say ? does he think i 'm better ? liza : well , it 'll be in the report . that 's all he could tell me . annie : oh . well , i have a few more sessions to impress him . i will do my best . liza : just be yourself . annie : i 'm not sure that 's such a good idea . adam : it 's obvious to everyone that you are hardly a danger to society . you 'll pass with flying colors . annie : yeah , but is that good or bad ? i mean , if i 'm declared competent , that means i go to trial . adam : and liza will get you off . annie : you really think it 's possible ? liza : i 'll do my best . i will call you tomorrow . annie : ok . liza : adam . adam : my pleasure . annie : you really have been so good to me . i feel so taken care of . i really do n't know how i can thank you . adam : just be yourself and enjoy it , ok ? annie : everybody says you 're this big , bad wolf . i think you 're the most generous man i 've ever met . adam : well , this most generous man you ever met is going to have to -- you 're going to have to do without me for a while this afternoon , because i have an errand to run . annie : oh , well , it 's not like i could really go with you anyway . or anywhere , for that matter . adam : i 'm going to have lucretia make a really special dinner tonight . annie : ok , you 're the best . adam : i 'll be home soon . annie : ok . [ annie squeals with joy ] [ door closes ] [ hip - hop music plays ] singer : uh - uh oh , no some girls like it hot they start a fire and they like a room with big shots private kind of millionaires some girls cool you down sexy and natural [ door closes and annie begins to dance around adam 's living room ] singer : she likes it on her big couch does n't like to go outside to uh - uh , oh , no [ ryan walks in ] [ scene_break ] d.a . north : you 're done . madison : we just got here . man : ma'am ? madison : i 'm in . d.a . north : she 's out . madison : you said we could enjoy ourselves . d.a . north : it 's been a long day . madison : this is the first night we 've been out without press crews in forever . zach : well , you know what i think ? champagne is in order , on the house . d.a . north : now , that 's not necessary . madison : thank you very much . zach : you 're welcome . do n't let me distract you . d.a . north : you think a cheap bottle of champagne 's going to make me forget about the charges against your wife ? zach : it 's not cheap . d.a . north : no , the gracious , anything - they - want host . it 's not going to work . zach : you came to me . i 'm just doing my job . d.a . north : i think you wanting to be spending as much time as possible with your family before your wife goes to prison . zach : kendall is n't going anywhere . [ phone rings ] d.a . north : excuse me . henry north . kendall : mr. north , it 's kendall slater . i was hoping we could talk . d.a . north : i do n't think your counsel would approve of this call . kendall : well , he does n't know . neither does my husband . d.a . north : what do you want ? kendall : like i said , i just want to talk , just the two of us . d.a . north : i have to go . madison : why do n't you turn it off , for once ? d.a . north : it 's important . madison : it always is . d.a . north : here , stay , have fun . madison : hit me . zach : she 's counting cards . francesca : well , she 's not very good . she 's been losing half the night . do you want me to escort her from the table ? zach : uh - uh , i got it . hey . you having a good time ? madison : losing is not my idea of fun . zach : well , i want you to have fun , so let 's try something else . give me a deck . all right , one deck . just you and me . i 'll take this one . ok ? madison : i 'm feeling happier already . zach : all right . hmm , look at that . your husband leaves , and your luck changes . [ scene_break ] liza : is jake here ? tad : no . liza : do you know where he is ? tad : he 's out . liza : he keeps putting me off . he wo n't give me any concrete information , a solid due date . tad , my baby is out there being taken care of by strangers , and i ca n't even get jake to tell me what 's going on or when my baby will be here ? tad : amanda 's baby . liza : you know i have a birth to plan and a baby to prepare for . there 's a million details that have to be taken care of . tad : you do know that amanda 's miserable , right ? liza : yeah , i 'm -- i feel for her . i 'm sorry , but this was her idea . tad : no . no , liza , it was n't her idea . her idea was actually to have her baby adopted by strangers , preferably as far away from hayward as she could possible get . she did not know about this , and you should know she cries herself to sleep every single night about that kid . liza : i do n't want to know that . tad : you do n't have a choice . you could change it . matter of fact , you 're the only person who can change it . [ scene_break ] store clerk : may i help you ? adam : yes , yes , i would like , um -- that . erica : adam ? are you all right ? oh , you looked so flushed . is it your heart ? [ scene_break ] annie : what are you doing here ? is it emma ? is she ok ? ryan : emma 's fine . she 's fine . she knows you 're staying here now , but that does n't mean you can manipulate your way into a visit . annie : oh , that 's the last thing i want . you have to keep emma away from me . [ scene_break ] kendall : come in . d.a . north : this was supposed to be a private meeting . kendall : i was n't expecting jack . jack : well , you have a lot of brass . i 'll say that for you . d.a . north : she called this meeting , not me . jack : kendall , everything about this stinks . do n't do it . kendall : jackson , listen , i appreciate your advice , i do , but i can handle this , ok ? you can see yourself out . d.a . north : i must say a call from you was the last thing i expected . kendall : well , i 'm not exactly known for doing the expected . d.a . north : what was it you wanted to discuss ? kendall : i do n't want to go to prison for life . d.a . north : you 're ready to deal ? ok . plead guilty , and you 'll be out before your boys graduate high school . kendall : i think you and i can do much better than that . [ scene_break ] jake : have i told you today that i love you ? have i said it ? amanda : i love you . you know , i knew it was going to be tough , but i did n't think it was going to be this hard . i feel like a black cloud in the house . jake : in the house . well , what if were to tell you that we do n't have to go back to that house anymore and that greenlee 's old penthouse , remember that , is now our new penthouse ? amanda : really ? jake : really . i signed the lease today . so we do n't have to share the couch or the remote or the bathroom with anybody but ourselves . it 'll be great . it 's going to be great . amanda : stop it , jake . please . just stop lying to me . [ scene_break ] adam : what are you doing here ? erica : adam , what are you doing here ? adam : well , i 'm just picking up some things . yes , uh , miss -- miss ? ahem . i 'd like that dress , please . erica : i doubt they have that in your size , adam . adam : are you enjoying yourself ? erica : oh , well , not half as much as i guess you 're planning to . i do n't believe this dress is for your daughter , colby . store clerk : what size would you like ? adam : um , well , um -- um -- uh -- um -- about -- about that size . erica : oh , adam , this would look just lovely on annie . perfect color for her . adam : what are you up to ? erica : what am i up to ? i 'm not up to anything , although that crazy woman who 's living under your roof , she 's up to quite a lot , so she might as well be better dressed . adam : you hate annie . you hate me taking her in . why are you helping me ? erica : you know me . i ca n't resist a makeover , and annie can use all the help she can get . adam : she 's beautiful . erica : well , i 'm just going to give her a chance to express her true self , you know , her real inner - self , and i think she 's going to surprise us all , especially you . [ scene_break ] ryan : ok , so you 've kidnapped her . you 've ambushed her . you 've played every trick in the book to get , like , five minutes with her , and now you 're telling that you do n't want to see her ? i mean , come on . annie : i was wrong . i was selfish . i was so desperate to spend time with emma , i was n't thinking about what it would do to her . i mean , what ? she 'll spend a few minutes in my arms and then be pulled away , sad and confused ? i -- i do n't want that for her anymore . ryan : are you rehearsing right now for the evaluation ? because if you are , i 'm telling you right now , you 're doing a great job , like you 've nailed it . annie : no . i 'm trying to do what 's best for emma . i have to complete my evaluation , and after that , i either go back to oak haven , or i start some nasty trial . either way , it is painful , and it is complicated , and i do n't want to expose emma to that , so until all this is over , i have to accept that i just ca n't see her . ryan : hmm , and when it is all over ? annie : well , i 'm hoping that , you know -- i know i ca n't get full custody , but maybe you 'll allow me to see her every once in a while or -- why are you -- why are you looking at me like that ? i thought you 'd be happy about all this . ryan : really have changed . really . you have . i mean , everything that you said makes perfect sense . it 's rational . it 's sane . it 's in control and more dangerous than ever . [ scene_break ] zach : you 're good . madison : just lucky . zach : that 's not your first time playing though , is it ? madison : grew up with it . my father -- horses , cards , football games -- wherever there was an over / under and a long shot , he was in . zach : that 's a real gambler for you . madison : and those mainline bluebloods who needed more action than canasta and croquet . for years , i thought his bookie was my uncle . zach : well , whenever you want to come down here , you 're welcome . you give the place some class . madison : you 're very kind . zach : and you 're giving my casino a run for its money . madison : well , then lets go big . all in . zach : are you sure ? madison : like i said , i 'm feeling lucky . zach : all right . 21 . madison : oh , my god . oh , god . henry 's going to kill me . you have to promise you wo n't tell him , please . oh , maybe you can extend a marker . i could win it back . zach : never happened . nothing for your husband to worry about . madison : you can do that ? zach : it 's my casino . i can do whatever i want . you 're a winner . [ scene_break ] kendall : i understand what you want and what this trial means to you -- respect , power , the governorship -- and i 'm in a position where i can help you . d.a . north : pleading guilty would help me . kendall : well , this trial is a gamble . you do n't have an airtight case against me , and if you lose , it 's back to the linoleum trenches . d.a . north : i 'll take my chances . kendall : or -- or you can drop the charges against me , and i guarantee the full support of my husband and my mother when you run for office . a few years from now , we could all be dancing at your inaugural ball . d.a . north : i was expecting a bribe offer a little earlier in the game . kendall : oh , this is no bribe . i 'm offering friendship with benefits guaranteed . [ scene_break ] tad : just tell jake you changed your mind , ok ? you can always adopt another baby . liza : i never should 've told you the truth . i knew you were going to be a problem . tad : i 'm not the problem . taking amanda 's baby , that 's the problem . deciding to raise amanda 's baby right under his father 's nose , that 's the problem . if you 're so determined to go through with it , you should do it as far away as possible . liza : tad , i am not leaving colby , all right ? i am going to make this work . tad : that 's just so you . you know , the whole mistress - of - the - universe thing . `` i can handle anything , `` but you know what ? you ca n't handle this , and neither can jake . liza : well , not if you open your mouth and blow this all to hell . tad : i 'm not going to do anything of the sort . i 'm not the only one you have to worry about . there is jake . he loves amanda , which means he wants amanda happy , which means , eventually , he will do anything he has to make it happen , and i 'm not talking about extra desserts or foot massages . i 'm talking about taking that baby and putting him right back in her arms . liza : what do mean `` back in her arms `` ? amanda held the baby ? [ scene_break ] adam : you 're just jealous that i have annie in my life . erica : actually , adam , i 'm relieved . you were far too needy . adam : oh , you -- you love the attention . you 're only helping me now so you can sabotage my relationship with annie . erica : adam , annie 's main charms seem to involve her dexterity with tire irons and knives . any relationship with her will sabotage itself . store clerk : here 's the dress , mr. chandler . adam : ah , yes . thank you . erica : it 's a little dressy for lounging around the house in an ankle monitor , no ? adam : well , actually , i 'm having a celebratory dinner for annie . erica : really ? adam : yes , tonight , as a matter of fact . erica : oh , and who exactly is attending this little soiree of yours ? adam : if you 're free , i 'd love it if you could join us . annie would love it , too . [ scene_break ] annie : how can you say i 'm more dangerous ? i 've worked so hard for so long to get better . i mean , i 've turned myself in . i 've been cooperating with the police . i 'm willing to accept my punishment . ryan : which is easy for you to say now that you 've conned adam chandler into buying your freedom . annie : he 's not buying me anything . ryan : are you sure about that ? annie : adam is my friend . ryan : who you are going to work until you get what you want , and what you want is emma . annie : have you not been listening to a thing i 've been saying ? i 'm not ready to see emma . when i am , it will be at your discretion . ryan : you know , you can play this sincerity with adam if you want , but not with me . when you were out of control , i actually felt sorry for you . i wanted to help you , but now that you 're rational , i mean , look out . you 're going to work adam . you 're going to work liza . you 're going to work the system , but not me , annie . annie : oh , dear , ryan , this is how it started with me , too . the paranoia . ryan : i 'm not paranoid . annie : yeah , that 's what i said , too , but you have to be careful , ryan . if the paranoia takes over , it 'll -- it will ruin your life . [ scene_break ] zach : here you go . congratulations . if you want to come gamble again , give me a call . madison : i know what you 're doing . you think if you can make the da 's stupid , little wife happy , i 'll convince him to drop the charges against your wife . zach : a couple of things . number one , i do n't think you 're stupid , madison , and number two , my wife is innocent . madison : henry would n't go after an innocent woman . he believes in justice . zach : he believes in conviction and his career . madison : he 's a good man . zach : no , he 's not . madison : you do n't know him . zach : i know what he did tonight . you deserve better . madison : perhaps you should worry about your own wife . i saw the caller id on henry 's phone before . she was the last caller , the reason why he ran out of here . why would your wife be setting up a private rendezvous with my husband ? [ scene_break ] d.a . north : friends with benefits . kendall : political benefits , guaranteed . d.a . north : ah , as generous as that offer is , you obviously have n't considered today 's political climate . the voters do n't tolerate that kind of relationship anymore , and since i 'll need those voters to put me in governor 's seat , i 'm afraid i 'm going to have to turn you down . kendall : ok , well , there must be something that we can work out . d.a . north : oh , there is . take the plea or go to trial . kendall : all right . this is ridiculous . i did n't kill stuart chandler . there were tons of other people there that night with guns and motive . i do n't understand . why are you so dead set on -- on putting me away for life when you should be focused on the real killer ? d.a . north : i 'm looking at her . kendall : you 're going to regret this . you have no idea who you 're dealing with . d.a . north : i know exactly what i 'm dealing with . i married one of you . the money , the family name , the connections . you think it makes you special , better , above the law . well , it does n't , and i 'm not afraid to prove it . [ scene_break ] erica : i 'd love to have dinner with you and annie . i assume i can bring a date . adam : i assumed you were going to trot out your trusty lapdog , jackson . erica : jackson is hardly a lapdog , but , actually , i do have someone else in mind , somebody very entertaining in mind . adam : a new beau ? erica : no , just a friend . i mean , i 'll have to check with him , of course , but i 'm sure he would n't miss this for the world . [ scene_break ] annie : my paranoia , it started with greenlee . i was convinced she was out to steal you , and it ate at me . it festered , and , eventually , it threw me over the edge . please , ryan , do n't let that happen to you . ryan : the paranoid ex - husband , huh ? is this like a strategy that you worked out with adam ? is it ? because it 's not going to work . you can throw all the money , all the power , at me that you want . none of it is going to work . you will not take my daughter . [ annie sighs then angrily stares at the fireplace implements ] [ scene_break ] liza : i ca n't believe that jake let amanda hold the baby . that was not part of the deal . tad : he 's not a deal . he 's a baby . he 's a little boy that amanda fell in love with as she carried him to term . you would know that if you 'd pull your head out of that throw pillow you 've got stuck in your pants . liza : you do n't understand . if she saw him , she looked into his eyes . she 's going to know him . she 's going to recognize him . tad , she 's going to want him back . [ scene_break ] jake : amanda , amanda ! amanda : i 'm so sick of the lies . jake , i 'm tired of hearing that everything is going to be all right , that we 'll get through it together , and i 'll get over it , the sun will come out , and everything will be fine . it 's not going to be fine , jake . it ca n't . i held my baby . i know what he feels like . i know what he smells like . his eyes , when he looks at me -- i 'm never going to get see him look at me again . i 'm never going to get to hold him . so you tell me how anything 's ever going to be all right anymore . [ jake kisses amanda and holds her while she cries ] jake : all right , all right . [ scene_break ] zach : my wife keeps a very busy schedule . madison : hmm , if henry 's decided that your wife 's guilty , a little secret meeting is n't going to make any difference . if she 's smart , she 'll take whatever deal my husband offered her . zach : can i ask you a question , madison ? what deal did he cut with you to get you to marry him ? [ scene_break ] kendall : ouch . hmm , it seems like someone has wife issues . now , i get what the added bonus is . if you put me away , it 'll be like putting away your wife . d.a . north : take the deal or do n't , mrs. slater . either way , you 're going to prison . i look forward to that day .
zach questions kendall as to why she is lying to the children . kendall denies lying to them . at tad 's house , tad heads the children to the kitchen . amanda tells jake and opal that she feels that she had made the right decision to keep her baby safe . jake suggests a walk on the beach for amanda . tad urges jake to tell amanda the truth about her baby and that liza is getting the baby . jake refuses to tell amanda anything . jack lets d.a . north know that he has no physical evidence against kendall , but d.a . thinks otherwise . madison interrupts and tells d.a . north that he had promised no business . zach receives a call and leaves . erica tells ryan that annie has her first appointment with the court appointed therapist . erica makes plans to keep adam away from annie while ryan sneaks over to the chandler mansion to talk to annie about emma . annie meets with her therapist and tells him that she is afraid that she will lose emma . adam and liza decide to work together for colby 's sake . annie questions liza as to what dr. nolan had said about her . zach meets up with d.a . and madison north at the casino . zach orders them a special bottle of champagne . kendall calls d.a . north to set up a meeting with him to discuss the trial .
liza : that was very gallant of you , picking me up . tad : why would n't i ? you had a life - threatening experience this afternoon . liza : our lunch . tad : oh , what fun it is to laugh . i ought to serve lobster with the movie . liza : i 'm actually more afraid of your -- being allergic to your dvd collection . tad : i got all your favorites . all you got to do is sit back and recuperate . matter of fact , i see a foot massage in your future . just you , me , and these bad boys right here . liza : right . and jenny and kathy and opal and krystal , oh , my . tad : not how i roll , kitten . everybody 's gone . liza : really ? tad : mm - hmm . liza : you mean it 's just you , me , and that couch ? tad : and the coffee table . liza : and the kitchen table ? tad : god , i like the way you think . any more ideas ? liza : i think that 's good for now . tad : let 's go . ah . [ scene_break ] frankie : i checked with the desk . erica definitely was n't released . jack : oh , come on . she 's not well enough to be out of this hospital , frankie ! did anybody see her leave ? was she with anyone ? was she alone ? what ? frankie : sorry . any idea where she might 've gone ? jack : yeah . she 's on a mission . [ scene_break ] greenlee : erica . i did n't know you were -- erica : alive ? greenlee : what are you doing ? you ca n't do this . i 'm already late . erica : late for your victory party ? greenlee : you do n't have to do this . we can have a conversation in the office like normal people . erica : i just want to be sure that i have your full attention . greenlee : i know what you 're doing and it wo n't work . someone 's going to realize we 're in here when they ca n't get the elevator door to work . so let 's just open the door and be civilized . erica : no worries . i stuck an `` out of order `` sign on the elevator downstairs . no one will bother us . we have all the time in the world . [ scene_break ] david : sorry , bianca . it had to be done . you 'll just rest till greenlee 's done with her presentation . [ scene_break ] tad : damon . i did n't expect you to be home . damon : i 'm already gone . liza : oh , good . tad : no , wait -- damon : it 's cool . i 'll finish watching this in the man cave . liza : you know , tad , i think i 'd like to do this another night . tad : why ? liza : because damon in the man cave -- he could come up at any given moment . it does n't make me very comfortable . tad : i got an idea . i got a better idea . what about the three of us sit around and watch the movie together ? liza : what ? tad : no , it 's bonding . you ca n't beat that for quality time . liza : quality -- i had a little different `` quality time `` in mind . tad : point taken . point taken . but , you know , why not ? i could 've sworn you guys had a moment together a while back . liza : what do you mean , a moment ? tad : what do you mean , what do i mean ? he saved your life this afternoon . liza : oh . well , please . that 's a little bit of an overstatement . tad : no , no . listen , anaphylactic shock is nothing to sneeze at . liza : i 'm grateful . tad : all right , so prove it . come on , let the kid stick around . may be you should let that connection blossom . liza : blossom ? tad : yeah . liza : fine . fine . fine . ok , ok , ok , ok . tad : look at me . all right , listen . honestly , i would really appreciate it if you tried to get along with damon . liza : mm - hmm . tad : and i know colby would be happy , too . liza : we got it . tad : change of plan ! you 're with us tonight . you like `` doomsday zone `` ? damon : you , me , liza -- it sounds like the doomsday zone . tad : no . it 's one of her favorites . right ? liza : mm - hmm . tad : so , you in ? damon : you 're serious ? liza : yeah . it 'll be fun . damon : yeah . sure . i got popcorn here . i got some snacks . i hope you like butter . there 's some drinks in the fridge . liza : yeah , i 'm gon na go get those . oh , god . did kathy make this ? tad : with a little help from jenny . see ? those are little chocolate fingerprints all over the side . liza : that is adorable . tad : yeah , do n't want to brag . liza : oh . cute . damon : did n't realize that i missed father 's day . huh . not exactly a holiday my family celebrated . [ scene_break ] madison : hey . i was hoping you could help me . um , erica wanted me to come by and pick up her official release forms . frankie : that 's fascinating , since she was n't officially released . and she wo n't be until i examine her , but i ca n't because she 's gone a.m.a. `` against medical advice . `` and based on her charts , it 's not a good idea . madison : erica seemed well enough to me . frankie : did you have something to do with erica leaving the hospital ? madison : what if i did ? frankie : look , erica is n't well enough to be going around town . what 'd you do ? sneak her out of the laundry cart ? madison : are all men like this ? frankie : what ? handsome ? funny ? madison : ryan had a bad reaction , too . frankie : because you escape from prisons and not hospitals . madison : listen , erica asked me for the truth , so i gave it to her . she decided that she was well enough to act on it . why not trust erica to know what 's best for erica ? frankie : because i 'm a doctor , and she nearly died on a mountain . madison : you know what ? i swear if it were a man insisting that he was well enough to leave , you would slap him on the back and wish him luck . but , oh , no , because it 's a woman , now all of a sudden it 's about protecting the fragile little flower . frankie : ok , if i were to slap erica , given her condition , she 'd either fall or fly -- like , away . she might even disappear . i do n't know . madison : not funny . frankie : yeah , well , i love women , and i respect them , but it does n't mean they 're always right . [ scene_break ] ryan : what are you doing , dave ? i thought you 'd be getting a front - row seat at the victory party . david : yeah , yeah . i was on my way there just now . i just rented a suite to entertain potential buyers afterwards . so -- all right , look , if you 've come here to try and strangle me again , do n't think i 'm gon na let you catch me off guard this time . ryan : it was n't enough to frame erica for embezzlement or almost get her killed , huh ? you had to pull fusion out from underneath her before she even has a chance to get on her feet . david : ok , let 's be clear about something . fusion was never erica 's to begin with . ryan : but instead of having a little compassion like a normal human being , you decided to kick her while she 's down , while she 's vulnerable . david : oh , yeah ? ok , we must be talking about a different person here . erica , vulnerable ? the woman is made of steel . and greenlee was simply doing what she needs to to hold on to her company . ryan : oh , i do n't know , dave . the creative accounting , the crashed airplane sounds a little bit more like you . david : ok , you know something ? you 're absolutely right . i have done some terrible things in my past , and chances are i 'll do some terrible things in the future , too . but right here , right now , greenlee is finally winning her company back . now , if i had anything to do whatsoever in her achieving that goal by being a loving , supportive husband -- something you clearly knew nothing about -- well , then i am very proud to be a part of it . [ scene_break ] erica : do you have any idea what that feels like , to be in a plane that you know is dropping out of the sky ? well , you know what ? it 's really like maybe being in this elevator and somebody cut the cables , and we would just go into free - fall . all i could do was scream and pray and beg god to spare me , beg god to let me see my daughters again and their babies . and please , god , please , to take care of them just in case he could n't spare me . greenlee : you do n't need to tell me what it 's like to face death . so could we just get out of here ? erica : right . of course , i do n't need to tell you . you 're the one who sabotaged my plane . greenlee : no . erica : you wanted me dead . you wanted to kill me . greenlee : stop it , erica ! just stop it . erica : i survived the crash , and i will survive all those lies you 're telling about me stealing from the miranda center . i will prove that i 'm innocent , and i will prove that you and david are responsible . and by the time i 'm finished , you 're gon na wish that you had done a much better job of getting rid of me . [ scene_break ] [ movie plays on tv ] tad : you 're louder than the movie . you gon na pass the popcorn or not ? damon : ah . sure . sorry . oh , sorry . here you go . tad : just what i needed . damon : sorry . here you go . oh - oh ! oh ! sorry . tad : a comedian . liza : yeah . damon : wonder where i got that from , the comedian part . tad : just be happy you got my looks , too . damon : no , that 's from my mom 's side . tad : is n't this great ? liza : yeah . how long is this movie ? tad : what are you talking about ? we have n't even gotten to the good part . you know what ? and like i said , i got all your favorites . we could make it a double feature . liza : i 'm thinking one is really gon na be enough . tad : come on , man . since when could you get enough of all things that go `` boom `` ? damon : i always figured you for a chick flick kind of woman , but no . you are into action . liza : i like all genres . damon : `` genres '' -- that 's a fancy word . is that french ? tad : shut up . it 's the good part . [ tires screech , gunfire ] tad : oh - ho - ho ! yeah , baby . yeah . was it as good for you as it was for me ? liza : tad , stop it . please ? [ phone rings ] tad : wait . oh , excuse me . i got to take this . damon : i 'll pause it . liza : no , do n't pause that . just keep that going . keep it going . ahem . damon : is n't this great , us bonding ? liza : yeah . let 's just get through this . damon : it 's just a movie , liza . tad : um , listen . i hate to break the magic , but i 'm working on a case and i just got a break . i got to run out , but by all means , you guys go ahead , finish the movie . ok ? [ scene_break ] bianca : what happened ? you drugged me ? david : yeah . i 'm sorry about that . i know it was a bit drastic , but you left me no choice . bianca : you 've lost your mind . david : you were about to ruin greenlee 's launch party . bianca : because the two of you nearly killed my mother to make it happen . david : ok , that never happened . but i was hoping that we might be able to have a reasonable conversation about it all . water ? bianca : i have been one of the only people -- maybe the only person in pine valley -- who has always given you the benefit of the doubt , even after you lied to me about miranda . because i keep telling myself that somewhere beneath all that darkness , there 's a human being . i guess i should n't be surprised . you claim to care for my mother , and you almost got her killed . david : ok , again , i did n't . all right , you know something ? you might want to take it easy for a while . bianca : i 'm going to the hospital . i 'm reporting this to the police . david : ok . what are you gon na report ? by the time you get to pvh , the drug would have worn off . all right ? after that happens , it 's completely untraceable . your word against mine . bianca : well , who do you think people will believe ? david : without proof , it 's all just a bunch of words . this is a very big evening for greenlee . she 's finally gon na realize her dream : getting fusion back . now , do you really think i was gon na let you ruin that moment for her ? bianca : so you reach into your medical bag and drug me up . david : well , `` drug you up `` sounds so much worse than it really was . i simply gave you a harmless over - the - counter sleeping aid . bianca : i almost feel bad for you . you 've crossed the line how many times to help greenlee ? hurt people , broken the law , practically committed murder , and it 's all gon na be for nothing when greenlee leaves you . [ scene_break ] jack : ryan . ryan : hey . jack : have you seen erica ? ryan : no , i have n't seen her , jack . but this is probably a very good place to look , because she knows about greenlee 's party . jack : how did that happen ? i thought everyone was gon na keep quiet about that . ryan : madison told her everything . jack : oh , come on . ryan : jack , come on . she -- everything , from the launch to greenlee and david 's involvement in the plane crash . all of it . jack : oh , that 's just great . erica 's too weak to stand , and now she is going to go after greenlee with everything she 's got . what the hell were you thinking ? how could you be so irresponsible ? madison : erica wanted the truth . jack : oh , and you thought you would be the one to tell her ? madison : she has a right to know . jack : when the time is right , madison . all you 've done is put both erica and greenlee in danger . madison : ok , i came here to help , but obviously you men have everything under control . ryan : madison . jack : you -- [ scene_break ] erica : i forgot how uncomfortable you get in small spaces . greenlee : that 's exactly why you 've trapped me in here . erica : but at least you 're not trapped in a plane that 's about to fall thousands of feet from the air . greenlee : have you had your fun ? are you done with your threats ? erica : oh , no threats . greenlee : well , then just spit it out so we can get the hell out of here . erica : ok . whatever you did to make it look like i embezzled funds , that 's all going to unravel , and you will be caught . so if you think you 're uncomfortable here in this elevator , just imagine what it 's gon na be like when you are surrounded by bars . [ scene_break ] liza : tad , honey , you ca n't leave . we 're at the best part . tad : listen to me , ok ? i 've been working this for weeks , and i can get what i need tonight , ok ? so , please , just -- just stick around . damon : still have tons of popcorn . tad : see ? you ca n't let that go to waste . liza : mm - hmm . tad : listen , i 'll be back as soon as i can . liza : great . [ door closes ] damon : more for us . liza : yeah , i 'm not staying . damon : come on . we can do this . liza : why would we want to do this ? damon : because maybe we could get to a place where we could be in the same room without wanting to break something . if we spend time together , maybe we could actually start to like each other a little bit . and if that happens , hell , maybe i 'll even learn to trust you . and then maybe i could even start deleting certain pictures from my phone . [ scene_break ] david : it 's funny how you sound just like jack and ryan and everyone else in this town . but you do n't have a clue as to what greenlee and i have . bianca : you saved her life . you fell in love with her . and now you 'd give anything , do anything to have her feel the same way about you . david : our marriage is very solid . bianca : but it is n't real , is it ? greenlee sees you as a friend , a partner , and best of all , a great way to piss off everyone in town . what 's it like to be in love with a woman you ca n't control ? a woman who will never love you back ? david : i 'm sure greenlee has made her announcement by now . her line 's officially launched . she 's won . there 's nothing you can do to change that . so i guess you 're free to go . bianca : free to go ? david : mm - hmm . bianca : your problem is you 've never really understood women . you try to manipulate , coerce , drug them into giving you what you want . even when all you want is love . i 've worked with krystal , amanda , at least for a little while . it 'll never work with greenlee . i do n't have proof this happened , but it is n't over . david : just let it go , bianca . go back home to reese , raise your babies . bianca : you know kane women . we never give up . so enjoy your freedom , because my mother 's gon na make sure you pay . and do n't count on me to make things easier for you . whatever connection we had , it 's over . singer : sometimes i wake up and i just wonder what am i doing [ scene_break ] jack : so what 's going on ? who are you ? agent bennett : agent bennett . i 'm with the sec . jack : so i see the launch was canceled . did you have anything to do with that ? agent bennett : there 's an ongoing investigation . jack : yeah , i know there is . i 'm jack montgomery . so what does the ongoing investigation have to do with the cancellation ? agent bennett : i 'm sorry , sir . [ scene_break ] greenlee : obviously , all that mountain air has made you delusional . i did n't set you up , and if i did , i 'm way too smart to leave a trail . erica : well , you did leave a trail , and it will be very easily found out . greenlee : again , erica , the only way i 've gotten you out of my company is to throw myself completely into developing my cosmetics line . i 'm getting fusion back based on the quality of my product and my expertise in the industry . i do n't need to resort to dirty tricks . erica : well , you did . you did , and your husband did . greenlee : think what you want . just let me out of here . erica : actually , i 'm expecting a call from my computer people any minute . so you might be spending the night in jail tonight , right now , tonight instead of popping champagne corks . ok . ok . i guess we 're done here . hey ! what are you doing ? what 's going on here ? greenlee : you ca n't just go through our files . agent huston : agent huston , ma'am . and , yes , we can . agent bennett : and somebody made our job a little easier by taking a precaution . we discovered a digital watchdog on the computer system . records every entry of every single accounting file -- who logged on , what they did , when it was done . greenlee : where 's your warrant ? do n't you need permission ? agent huston : we 've determined the allegations of financial tampering with the miranda charity are legitimate . until guilt can be assessed , we 're authorized to shut down fusion . [ scene_break ] tad : mr. miller . i heard you were passing through . paul : and you tracked me down , huh ? tad : ah , no . i just did a little research . found out you occasionally do business in pine valley , like to follow up with a couple hands of cards . paul : and here you are . tad : i had a friend promise to give me a call in case you ever showed up . paul : hmm . tad : i mean , i did n't think you would want to pop in on damon . unless , of course , the whole father 's day thing is getting to you , you 'd like to say hi ? paul : ohh . does n't look like this is gon na be a lucky night . all right . so what 's he done now ? tad : excuse me ? paul : that 's why you 're here , right , to tell me that damon 's in some kind of trouble ? what ? tad : no . i 'm here to see you about damon , but he 's not in any kind of trouble . matter of fact , he 's doing pretty well . paul : really ? i mean , he did n't knock up that cute little girl he was with ? i mean , i was betting he 'd have two kids by the time he was 20 . tad : no . both he and colby are fairly responsible . paul : right . sure they are . tad : as it turns out , stuart 's not his son after all . dna proved it . paul : really ? tad : mm - hmm . paul : well , thank god . that kid is not cut out to be a father . tad : on the topic of fathers and sons , i originally wanted to have this discussion with hillary , but because she wo n't talk to me , i 'm gon na pitch it right at you . turns out i 'm damon 's biological father , and he knows the truth . paul : congratulations . he 's your problem now . [ chuckles ] [ scene_break ] [ movie plays on tv ] damon : whoa ! jeez , you 're jumpy . i was going for the popcorn , ok , nothing else . thank you . do you want some ? liza : no . damon : see ? this is n't so bad . liza : it could use more butter . [ stops movie ] damon : what are you doing ? ! liza : this movie 's not very good . damon : it 's because it was a sex scene . liza : hardly . damon : you did n't want to watch half - naked people with me . liza : well , i do n't think it 's very appropriate . damon : why not ? we 're both adults here . liza : oh , one of us has a fake id . damon : so that 's it ? movie 's over ? i thought we were trying to be `` friends . `` liza : well , that 's not gon na happen . damon : you still think i 'm just a kid ? liza : pretty much . damon : how old was tad when he slept with your mom ? liza : oh . wow . that is really none of your business . damon : i just want to hear about it . i mean , she must 've been pretty hot , right ? like , at least as hot as you ? huh . [ scene_break ] ryan : madison ? madison ? look , i -- i know that you were just trying to help , ok , trying to help erica . i get that , i see it , and i just do n't want you to beat yourself up too much about this . madison : you think i 'm sorry that i told her ? what are you even doing here ? should n't you and jackson be off searching for erica so you can wrap her up in cotton and deliver her back to the hospital ? ryan : you 're mad at me ? madison : you and jack are acting as if erica 's a child who ca n't take care of herself . ryan : she almost died , madison . madison : but she did n't . she is in a hell of a fight right now for her reputation , for fusion . how are you helping her by keeping the truth from her ? ryan : if erica and greenlee go at it , the damage -- it could be huge . madison : erica and greenlee are two of the strongest women that i know . and this is their fight , ok , not yours or jackson 's or david 's . so why do n't you just back off and let erica do what erica needs to do ? and for the record , not all women need saving , ok , especially from themselves . [ scene_break ] bianca : did i miss the launch ? is it too late ? jack : the launch never happened . david : what do you mean , it never happened ? jack : i 'm trying to find out the answers to that right now . david : and where 's greenlee ? jack : greenlee never showed , but an sec agent did . bianca : so no greenlee , no announcement , no launch ? that 's great news . jack : yeah . you want some not - so - great news ? your mother 's left the hospital . bianca : but she 's too weak . jack : i know that , and you know that , but evidently erica does n't know that . she does know everything , and she 's out for blood . david : there 's nothing for her to know , jack . bianca : wait until she hears you drugged me . jack : he did what ? bianca : i 'm fine now . but it 's david 's way of making sure i do n't interfere with greenlee 's big moment . jack : what did i tell you about messing with the people i love ? you 're gon na pay for this . bianca : he will . just right now , i 'm concerned about mom . [ scene_break ] erica : look what you 've done . greenlee : you 're the one who siphoned off profits from your nonprofit . erica : stop it ! stop the lies . you are turning this company into ashes . why ? because you hate me so much ? greenlee : you do n't belong here . i am back and completely capable of running this company , as i did long before you were ever involved . but you wo n't listen ! you wo n't leave ! erica : of course , i wo n't leave ! my daughter , the co - founder of this company , has asked me to stay . remember ? greenlee : stop pretending this is about kendall . this is about you and your raging ego . you wo n't let go of fusion , because you do n't know how to be erica kane without your face all over everything . erica : greenlee , what has happened to you ? i know how much fusion means to you . when did hating someone become more important to you than holding on to what you love ? greenlee : fusion will survive this . erica : after what you 've done ? greenlee , fusion , even if you share it with me , is all you really have . greenlee : i 'll never share my company with you . erica : well , then you can get ready to lose it completely -- if you have n't destroyed it already . you have sabotaged me and this company for the last time . and you tell me something , greenlee . is this worth it ? [ scene_break ] bianca : if mom 's not here and greenlee 's not here , where are they ? jack : i do n't know . neither one of them are picking up their cells . david : oh , damn it ! when i left her , she was at fusion . she said she was on her way over here . jack : do you suppose erica intercepted greenlee ? bianca : that ca n't be good . jack : we better find both of them , and fast . [ scene_break ] madison : hey . ryan : hey . i 'm so happy that you came back . i , um , i was thinking about what you said , you know , and you 're right . you 're definitely right . you 're so right . erica is a very strong woman , and greenlee is a strong woman , and you are an incredibly strong woman and i respect that . and you do n't need men coming in , trying to save the day all the time . especially not me trying to swoop in and do -- madison : do you know how to use one of these things ? ryan : you got a flat tire ? and -- and you came back to ask me for -- madison : help ? ryan : ha ha ha ! huh . [ scene_break ] tad : you know what 's interesting ? i mean , to me . i show up in the middle of nowhere to tell you damon 's my kid , and you do n't seem remotely surprised . paul : because it 's not a surprise . i suspected damon was n't mine for years now . not that hillary and i ever talked about it , but i had a feeling . the last time i was in town when you were with damon , the interest , it was n't hard to figure out . tad : is that why you two were never close ? because you suspected he was n't your son ? paul : wait , wait , wait , wait . i never pushed him away . no , no , no . see , we were never close because from the moment that damon could walk , that kid did nothing but dish up misery . tad : that 's kind of a harsh rap to pin on a little boy , do n't you think ? paul : you think you know him ? your son ? you know , when i said earlier that this was n't gon na be a lucky night ? i want to take that back . i may even pass out cigars . i mean , god knows i did n't do it when he was born . tad : really ? that 's your attitude ? paul : my attitude is one of relief , mr. martin . nothing but relief . and now that the truth is out , i am completely off the hook . tad : what the hell is wrong with you ? i mean , seriously , what happened that you could raise a child , a little baby , and just like that -- you turn a switch , he 's out of your life ? paul : well , you 're his father now . you 'll figure it out . tad : i know i will . see , i know damon 's no picnic . i 'm sure that you and hillary did n't have it easy , what with the adhd , fights , trouble with the law . but i think if you ever actually gave a damn , spent a little time with him , paid attention to him , you might 've found a kid that tries pretty hard . i have . yeah . he 's in therapy . he 's taking his meds . he 's working for his ged . he 's got a job . do you know he 's great with children ? my two little girls love him , and why would n't they ? he listens to them . i mean , he really listens . i 'm sorry , truly sorry , that damon was so hard on your family , but i 'm happy to say that he 's starting to feel like a part of mine , supported , accepted . that 's why i wanted to talk to you . frankly , that 's the only reason i can stand to have anything to do with you . i want to make you an offer . [ scene_break ] liza : what the hell are you doing ? damon : i was just giving you a compliment . liza : yeah , keep that to yourself . damon : i was just repeating what i heard , ok ? i met colby at pvu , and some guys tagged you a `` hottie . `` [ chuckles ] they were dorks , but i got ta agree . i got ta say . is that so terrible ? liza : what -- what is this ? is this your attempt at flirting , or is this your attempt at messing with my head . damon : all right , i 'm sorry i said anything . it 's just that tad is so amped about us getting along , being friends . i just wanted to -- liza : ah - ha . as long as you have those photos of me , there 's no way we 're going to be friends . damon : that 's too bad . liza : if you really do want to forge some sort of friendship , you 'll delete those pictures . damon : i would like to do that , but here 's the thing . growing up i learned one thing , and that is that , no matter what you want , you always have to have a plan b . liza : [ sighs ] why ca n't you just be normal . damon : ouch ! you know , in case you have n't noticed , i 'm actually trying really hard to walk the line . therapy , meds , being next to my girlfriend 's mom , but obviously , it 's still not enough . liza : you act as if it 's some big issue . it 's really hard to get everyone else to like you . damon : maybe that 's because everyone wants something different . colby wants the perfect boyfriend who says the right things to make up for her messed up family . tad wants the perfect son who 's super - pumped about being a chip off the old martin block . and you , you just want me to disappear . liza : maybe it 's called growing up . damon : just so you know , i 'm not going anywhere . so there 's going to be a lot more movie nights in the future . liza : ok , just so you know , my daughter does n't play games , and she does n't have a plan b . so , as long as you have those pictures , as long as you have the ability to crush her heart , there 's nothing about you i trust . [ scene_break ] erica : a few sec infractions are nothing compared to attempted murder charges . greenlee : i 'll sue you for slander . erica : slander ? you tried to kill me . you and your husband . greenlee , you have allowed david to fill you with his poison . greenlee : i 'm fighting for what 's mine , and you wo n't stop . you wo n't go away . you lie to me . you double - crossed me . erica : i never tried to kill you . david : all right . it 's ok . it 's all right . greenlee : no , it 's not . she ruined everything . everything . jack : that 's enough , greenlee . erica , you 've got to get back to the hospital . erica : i am not going anywhere . jack , what were you thinking keeping this from me . jack : i did n't want this to jeopardize your recovery . that 's what i was thinking . erica : jack , if i had n't gotten out of that hospital bed and stopped greenlee , we would 've lost everything . jack : the launch was canceled by the sec . greenlee : it was ? david : yeah , i 've been trying to call you . greenlee : erica had me trapped on an elevator . erica : oh , whine , whine , whine ! it 's a lot better than being trapped in an airplane that 's going down . david : we had nothing to do with that . jack : the hell you did n't , you -- bianca : stop it . everybody has to stop fighting , or fusion is history . [ scene_break ] tad : hey . so , where 's liza ? damon : took off . tad : how was the movie ? damon : i 'm more of a romantic comedy kind of guy . tad : no kidding . well , i appreciate you being willing to spend some time with her . who knows maybe some day , you guys might even be friends ? damon : [ sighs ] if you want to catch up to her , it 's fine . i 'll clean up here . tad : no , actually i wanted to talk to you . damon : what did i do ? tad : nothing . the reason i took off like that is because your father 's in town . damon : i do n't want to see him . tad : you do n't have to . i wanted to see him . i had a proposition for him ? damon : what proposition ? tad : i want to adopt you . [ scene_break ] liza : paul ? paul miller ? paul : i remember you . you -- you were at the house . you 're a lawyer . liza : yeah , i 'm also a friend of tad 's . paul : ah , so this is how it works . sort of a tag team thing . first martin , then yoiu ? liza : i 'm sorry . i do n't know what you 're talking about . paul : the adoption . liza : tad wants to adopt damon ? paul : that 's what he said . martin thinks he can give his new son a few pills and everything is going to be ok . that man does n't have a clue what that kid is capable of . [ scene_break ] madison : thank you for helping me with the tire . ryan : you 're welcome . madison : i realize that my whole `` i am woman , hear me roar `` speech loses its punch when i come crawling back asking for help with the tire iron . ryan : yeah , it kind of does actually . no , it does n't . i get it . you 're right . i hear you , ok ? it 's not a huge secret i have a tendency to try and swoop in and help people . although a guy could have a worse quality , i also imagine it 's a bit much sometimes . so i promise i will work on it . i 'll try not to be guy that always has to save the day . madison : ok . and i promise i will admit when i actually do need help . ok ? ryan : [ chuckles ] that sounds good to me . madison : me , too . [ scene_break ] greenlee : if you 'd just let this be a fair competition , fusion would n't be disintegrating before my very eyes . erica : if i had been fair ? you tried to kill me . bianca : if you two want to fight it out to the death , go for it . but while you 're choking the life out of each other , blaming each other , hating each other , you 're going to lose this company . which one of you wants to explain that to kendall ? erica : we 'll save the company . you 'll go to jail later .
tad and liza arrive back at his home where they make plans for the evening only to have them ruined when they find damon on the sofa . tad asks liza to join damon in watching the movie , but she 's not enjoying it . at the hospital , jack asks frankie where erica went . at fusion , erica traps greenlee on the elevator so that she can tell her exactly what she thinks about what she did to her . while greenlee squirms , erica promises her she 'll feel even worse when she 's trapped behind bars . tad receives a call and leaves liza with damon . david sits by bianca until she wakes up and realizes that he drugged her in order to keep her silent . at the yacht club , ryan tells jack that erica knows everything . madison walks up to join them . jack reprimands madison for informing erica about what greenlee did . madison runs out but later makes up with ryan in the park when she needs his help changing a tire . bianca promises david that he will pay for what he did . an agent from the sec cancels the party for fusion . when erica finally lets greenlee off the elevator , they find agents from the sec there who have closed fusion 's doors . after telling paul miller that he 's damon 's biological father , tad speaks of how well damon is doing and how he wants to adopt him . paul is only too glad to hand damon and his troubles over to tad . liza asks damon to destroy her naked pictures , but he refuses . at the bar , liza runs into paul who tells her that tad will be surprised to learn just what damon is capable of . jack finds out that david drugged bianca . erica tries to reach out to greenlee by asking her to share fusion . bianca urges erica and greenlee to work together to save the company . agreeing with her daughter , erica resolves to send greenlee to jail later .
colby : uh -- maya : someone 's going a little stir - cray . colby : yeah . help me out before he rocks out for good . [ scene_break ] jesse : hey . angie : hey , baby . jesse : you seem pretty calm . angie : huh ? jesse : erica teaming up with david hayward to buy this hospital , your hospital ? i walk in , and you 're just calmly doing paperwork ? that 's news , big news -- bad news . i mean , really , what could be more important right now ? angie : getting my sight back . [ scene_break ] ryan : i hear congratulations are in order . david : wow . that 's very big of you , ryan . surprisingly civil . ryan : yes . while we 're playing nice , why do n't you tell me why erica would buy this hospital with you as her partner . david : some people know a good deal when they see one . ryan : or you made her an offer that she could n't refuse . david : now , ryan , you and i both know that no one -- not even me at my very best -- ryan : or worst could get erica to do something that she does n't want to do . so how 'd you get her to do it ? [ scene_break ] madison : women today understand that they need to do everything they can to protect their unborn babies . madison 's voice : oh ! ryan : what ? what is it ? madison : i do n't know . i think maybe the baby just kicked for the first time . oh , my god , ryan . ryan : oh , my god . madison : and they need to be educated on the ingredients -- my baby . scott 's voice : wow . madison : baby girl north . oh , i 'm never gon na forget this day . the ingredients that might harm their growing babies -- madison 's voice : do n't you dare say it . go out and come back in and tell me everything 's fine . tell me that our baby 's ok . ryan , please . ryan : they tried . they -- they really tried . greenlee : madison ? madison ? ryan : we lost her . madison 's voice : no . please tell me that 's not true . how am i supposed to say good - bye ? they 're gon na bury my daughter , my baby , my sara , and they 're gon na put dirt on top of her . i ca n't watch . i ca n't . madison 's voice : you will always be with me , sweet girl . always . randi : the buyers . greenlee : now that madison has wowed you with the product , i 'm gon na talk about profit . you 're probably all asking yourselves , `` how can we use all- organic , expensive ingredients and still meet our price points ? `` randi : madison , where are you going ? [ scene_break ] griffin : you just left without saying a word . why ? kendall : because of you . griffin : what did i say that scared you off ? kendall : i -- i just needed to get away . we were talking about everything that happened to me -- me losing zach and getting ricky back for what he did to my husband , and then my sister and the boys . griffin : it 's a lot to handle . kendall : yeah . and i think that somewhere during that whole time , i was either running from or chasing something , and i just forgot how to catch my breath . does that make any sense ? griffin : sure . kendall : anyway , i wanted to be here . it 's a beautiful day , and i 'm not stuck in the past or running towards the future . i 'm just right here in the moment . griffin : so what do you want to do , now that you 're here in this moment , and you 've stopped running ? kendall : race you . i want to race you , i do , from here to that tree right there . griffin : right , because that makes sense . anyways , i caught you once already . kendall : oh , but that -- that was with heels on . yeah , yeah , that was with heels on . can you hold that for me ? thank you . ok , on your mark , get set , go ! [ scene_break ] asher : what 's up ? colby : you need some help ? asher : no . maya : you need to get out of the house . it 's perfect outside . you know , outside -- the place that 's not inside ? asher : oh . i 've heard about that place . unfortunately , i do n't really have two legs that work . colby : i know you 've been laid up and out of the loop , but there is this invention , and it 's called the car . yeah . so let 's go get some sun , and , maya , you 're taking the day off work . maya : i am ? colby : yeah , with pay . maya : i ca n't . i have a job interview during my lunch break . colby : you 're leaving us ? maya : no , no . i just need to pick up some extra cash , that 's all . colby : wait . what are you doing ? asher : all right , if you 're gon na insist on dragging me outside , you might need to help me , because i 'm in a lot of pain . colby : ok . whatever works for you . is this -- how 's this ? asher : i 'm feeling better already . [ scene_break ] greenlee : some stores have few , if any , organic choices . madison has already shown you these figures . randi : are you ok ? madison : i 'm fine . i 'm just really , really tired . greenlee was right . randi : about what ? madison : it was too soon for me to come back to work . randi : hey , you were doing great with that pitch . madison : yeah , until i lost it . but greenlee 's got it now . randi : let me get my keys . i 'll drive you home . madison : no . i got to get out of here . look , i 'm fine , really . [ scene_break ] jesse : so these papers are from hayward , huh ? angie : yeah . his treatment plan to get me to see again . but unless you 've learned to read braille , since i saw you at breakfast this morning , i think you 're wasting your time . jesse : with david hayward , you want as many eyes as possible on this . angie : yeah , i 'm already having them translated , so that frankie can look them over . jesse : so what does this say ? angie : i 've just skimmed . but what i 've read so far , it has my interest . jesse : so you really want to go through with this , with this guy ? angie : i 've put my hands on our daughter 's face and tried to read it , to feel if she 's happy or sad , asleep or awake , wondering if she 's staring into my eyes , not understanding this blindness , instead of that spark of recognition a mother has for her child . jesse : are you kidding me ? lucy knows that you love her . she sees it . angie : i want to see it . jesse : baby , what about all the specialists that we went to see , said it ca n't be done ? angie : you mean like everybody who said our baby being born the way she was -- healthy and strong -- was next to impossible ? and we made that happen , did n't we ? and remember , when i get my sight back , it 'll mean one more person to keep an eye on david . [ scene_break ] ryan : i heard your phone call , hayward . david : ok . so i was thanking erica for her going the extra mile to get the deal done . ryan : your exact words were `` now we are even , `` which implies payback , right ? her buying the hospital was payback , and i 'm just asking you for what . david : that would be between me and my partner . ryan : then i guess i 'll just have to ask your partner , wo n't i ? david : why are all of you having such a hard time believing that erica and i can have a common interest ? ryan : which is ? david : to make pine valley hospital the best medical facility on the east coast , bar none . all right . you know what ? i 'm having a hard time understanding why this concerns you . after all , this is n't about you , ryan . you do understand that , do n't you ? ryan : but it might have something to do with greenlee , which would make it about me . you knew you 'd stick it to greenlee by buying this place back , right , knowing full well that she would 've never sold it to you to begin with . david : greenlee got a nice , big , fat check for her troubles . she 's free to tear it up anytime she wants . ryan : i know you , hayward . and i know that this is just one move in a much bigger game plan , and it does involve greenlee , does n't it ? david : my house , my rules . may the best man win , ryan . ryan : erica , it 's ryan . just call me as soon as you get this , please . i want to know what the hell is going on with hayward . [ scene_break ] angie : you remember that nightmare i had last week when i thought lucy was gone ? jesse : yeah . angie : i made you get up and turn on the light to make sure that our lucy was still there . i ca n't do that . to me , it 's always dark . to me , the fear of my lucy being gone will be there as long as i ca n't see for myself that she 's ok . baby , tell me you understand that . [ phone rings ] jesse : hubbard . right . right , right , right . angie : you have to go ? jesse : i do . angie : you did n't answer me . jesse : baby , you know if there was any way i could give you my eyes , i would . angie : i 'd rather you keep them so when i get my sight back , i can look into them . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'll leave you with this last image . a baby reaches out her little hand to take one of her mother 's fingers . in that simple touch , there is a magical connection that goes beyond words . that touch is the most natural thing in the world , and we 're gon na keep it that way with no chemicals , no additives , and no perfumes . when a baby and its mother touch , two come together as one with a power that is immeasurable . and it 's no coincidence that concept also happens to be the definition of fusion , the name we chose for our company . this product furthers our vision . thank you very much for your time . randi : that was phenomenal , especially the part about a mother 's touch . greenlee : yeah , that was madison 's . i was working from her notes . how is she ? randi : exhausted . she said you thought it was too early for her to come back to work . greenlee : i told her to take all the time she needs to get right . randi : she lost a baby , greenlee . you do n't ever get right with something like that . greenlee : i know . i 'm trying to be as supportive as i can to madison , but everyone 's gon na read what they want into it anyway . her leave is paid , by the way . randi : i did n't say -- greenlee : go home and be with her . it 's what 's best for the company . i need all my employees focused . randi : you 're the boss . jack : you 're having a bad day ? greenlee : yeah . jack : i surely hope it 's nothing that ca n't be fixed with some cotton candy . [ scene_break ] kendall : ah ! ha ha ha ! whoo ! ok ! ok , do n't touch me ! whaa ! madison ? that 's madison . griffin , something 's wrong . [ scene_break ] asher : the yacht club ? colby : yeah . i knew if you knew you were coming to the club , you would n't have gotten in the car . asher : that 's true . colby : do you want to know something really funny ? asher : what ? colby : i crashed my daddy 's yacht , and then all i wanted to do was party , and then the next , i just wanted to sail away . asher : heh ! colby : what ? asher : where would you sail away to ? colby : anywhere but here . i just always wondered what was beyond that horizon . asher : probably just more of the same , i guess . colby : yeah . you ca n't get away from yourself , right ? asher : come on . why would you want to , huh ? colby : wow ! i do n't think i 've ever seen this place this empty . asher : yeah . looks like they 're setting up for something . colby : yeah . stefan ? hi . stefan : yes ? colby : colby . stefan : miss chandler . what can i do for you ? colby : is there , like , an event going on here tonight ? stefan : it 's a graduation party . they 'll be bringing in chairs , tables , and decorations shortly . colby : is it ok if we just hang out here on the terrace until it starts ? stefan : i do n't see why not . colby : thanks . oh , the benefits of being a charter member . asher : huh . `` benefits ? `` colby : mm - hmm . asher : we 're in an empty room . colby : yes , we are in an empty room . but with a little bit of music -- [ music plays ] colby : it 's a party . [ stomps foot ] [ scene_break ] jack : so i 'm walking through the park , and i see this father buying some cotton candy for his daughter , and i thought of you . so what do you think ? blue or pink ? greenlee : heh ! pink , of course . jack : so what 's going on ? you want to talk about it or -- greenlee : guess who 's being selfish again . jack : ah . greenlee : and ryan called me on it -- and you do n't have to say it . i understand what he and madison are going through . believe me , i understand their loss . jack : then i 'll say this instead . it 's kind of tough for you not to be painted the villain in all of this . greenlee : exactly . jack : you and ryan have lost a lot , too . you ca n't get back the time that you were apart . greenlee : and i want every minute that he has . is that so wrong ? jack : when you were a little girl , you were cheated out of a lot of things that most little girls get to take for granted . greenlee : yeah . so what are you saying ? jack : i 'm saying i think that little girl still lives inside of you , and she 's afraid that what she has is going to be taken away . [ scene_break ] jesse : you said on the phone it was urgent . ryan : i 'm guessing you and i are in the same mood for the same reason . jesse : hayward . ryan : david using erica to buy his way back into the hospital , jesse ? that just does n't add up . there 's got to be more . jesse : at the press conference , erica did n't seem like a front . she seemed like she was all for it . see , hayward is messing with my wife again . ryan : what 's he doing to angie ? jesse : he told her he could cure her , make her see again . ryan : i mean , can he do that ? jesse : angela believes that he can -- or starting to believe that he can . ryan : but you 're afraid that he 's promising a miracle , and he wo n't be able to deliver on it . jesse : i will not see her hurt . ryan : jesse , i just saw hayward , ok , and i do n't know what he 's up to , but i do know that his move at the hospital is not is last play . so if he 's working angie , i think he 's working a much bigger agenda . [ scene_break ] angie : your father is still somewhat reticent about my putting myself in david 's hands . frankie : you ca n't blame him for that . angie : i want to see my baby . i want to see all my babies . [ footsteps ] frankie : maya . maya : hi , dr. hubbard . angie : hi , maya . maya : hi . frankie : so you two are gon na talk about maya babysitting for lucy ? i think she 's a perfect fit . angie : frankie has good instincts , especially when it comes to people . i already have a wonderful nanny , and family and friends have been great about pitching in . but i 'm getting ready to start a new treatment plan , so i could use another set of hands . maya : you have a little girl , right ? angie : lucy , my angel . do you have any experience with babies ? david : angie . hi . i see you have the treatment plan . is now a good time to go over it ? angie : uh , maya , i 'm sorry . do you mind if we finish this another time ? maya : no worries . david : frankie , you 're welcome to sit in if you 'd like . frankie : i 'll do more than sit . david : really ? angie : you know what ? this is just preliminary . i 'll meet with david alone . frankie : you 're sure ? angie : it 's all right . i 'm good . frankie : better than good : the best . do n't think i 'm not on top of this , david . david : so what do you say we get started ? angie : i need you to understand one thing first . i want my sight back , but i am not willing to give up my soul to get it . [ scene_break ] griffin : madison , wake up . wake up . right here . right here . kendall : i thought that you were at fusion doing the presentation . madison : i am -- i was . kendall : ok , what happened ? griffin : listen , your heart is racing . let me take you to the hospital . i 'm gon na get you checked out . madison : no . no more hospital . i 'm not going back there . griffin : whoa ! all right . would help me get her to the hospital ? kendall : she does n't want to go back . griffin : i understand that , but she needs to get checked out . she 's in really bad shape . kendall : griffin , please , is there something that you can do for her here or someplace else ? please , griffin . madison should n't have to wake up at the place where she lost her baby . [ scene_break ] asher : check this one out . [ rock music plays ] colby : that is what i 'm talking about . asher : what ? you know this band ? colby : of course , i do . if you want me i 'll be there what i have is yours to share i 'll only talk to you , babe and that ai n't fair i never thought that i would care we both know it 's getting hot now , honey so just admit the truth oh , it 's you and me we 're just two stupid kids in love and you know , you know i need you like a drug i give a little , but it might not be enough not for me , 'cause it ai n't free do - do - do - do - do - do - do - do do - do - do , yeah [ scene_break ] frankie : you all right ? maya : yeah . why ? frankie : my mom is blind , but i 'm not . i saw the look on your face when she brought up the baby . maya : i just ca n't work for your mom . frankie : hmm . still pretty raw , huh ? maya : i know that i gave my baby up by choice , and i know she 's with a good family . she has to be . frankie : of course , she is . you did what you thought was best for your child . that makes you a good parent . my wife randi and i , we lost a child -- miscarriage . maya : i did n't know about that . i 'm sorry . frankie : yeah , the thing that got her through was being around other babies , seeing life goes on . maya : i know , but -- frankie : and lucy ? she 's a great girl . and babies ? they have a way of working their healing magic on you . maya : i just ca n't tell you yes or no right now , ok ? i need to get back to my job . excuse me . [ scene_break ] jack : when i saw that father and his little girl , i found myself grieving for the moments that we lost when you were a kid . but then i remembered that the past is called the past , because it is indeed past . nothing can be done about that , and you 're in my life now , and that 's all that matters . so eminent lawyer jackson montgomery , officer of the court , took a chance on looking very foolish and bought a couple of cotton candies and walked them through the park , and , boy , did i get some odd looks -- the oddest look from a judge i 'm going to be arguing a case in front of next week . but you know what ? i do n't care , because i got to have this moment with my daughter . greenlee : you make a hell of an argument . so you 're saying let go of everything that 's happened and make now count . jack : yes . exactly . and stop being afraid that you 're going to lose everything you have . [ scene_break ] jesse : you believe he blackmailed erica into buying the hospital ? ryan : you see , i keep coming back to erica 's kidnapping . jesse : that case has hit a brick wall . we 've been working really closely with the feds . nothing . still nothing . ryan : what i 'm about to say is gon na be a little bit of a jump . jesse : jump . ryan : what if hayward had something to do with erica going missing ? [ scene_break ] david : i 'm not after your soul , angie . angie : if you restore my sight , you 're not doing it out of the goodness of that thing beating in your chest that passes for a heart . so what do you want ? david : after i give you back your vision , i want you back on staff , of course . angie : when i ran this place , you wanted me gone yesterday . david : you 're right . i was n't a fan as an administrator . but as a physician , you 're a valuable asset . hey , if you do n't want this , i will still sleep fine at night . angie : that 's not what i said . david : i 'm sure you have jesse and frankie and jake and tad and heaven knows who else whispering in your ear , telling you that all i want to do is pull the wool over your eyes . angie : now , there 's a bad choice of words . david : no , not really . because if you keep listening to your friends and family , listening is all you 're ever gon na be able to do . you 'll be able to hear your beautiful daughter 's voice , but you will never see her face . [ angie smacks david ] [ scene_break ] colby : you and me , we 're just two stupid kids in love and you know , you know i need you like a drug i give a little , but it might not be enough not for me , 'cause it ai n't free yeah do - do - do - do - do - do - do - do you do do - do - do - do - do - do - do- do do - do - do , yeah , no , no , oh yeah , oh , no , no , no . i 'm sorry if that was really painful for you . asher : are you kidding ? you have an amazing voice . colby : uh - huh . yeah , right -- for emptying an entire room . asher : no , i 'm serious . you could be a rock star , colby . colby : enough . no , no , no . enough . asher : all right , look . come on . stop putting yourself down in front of me , all right ? when i tell you that you have an amazing voice , you do -- among other things -- a lot of things . [ scene_break ] david : nice aim . i guess it 's right what they say about the senses . you lose one , the other four sharpen to compensate . angie : you may have a complex , but do n't you dare play god with me and my daughter . david : you want bedside manner , angie ? then go to another doctor named martin . with me , you 're gon na get it like it is . angie : you are not a nice person , david . david : you know something ? on that , we can agree . in most instances , i 'm only out for myself . i push limits , and if anyone gets in my way , they 're probably gon na get hurt . i do n't have the time nor the inclination to play nice . as far as i 'm concerned , it 's wasted energy that 's better applied to making people like you see again . angie : why should i trust you ? david : do n't ! all right ? if you think that treating you is in my best interest -- which it is -- then i guess you 're just gon na have to take that leap of faith . angie : and what if that leap leads to a fall ? david : then consider yourself lucky . at least you wo n't see the ground coming when it hits you . let me know what you decide . [ scene_break ] ryan : the only people that knew the exact time and location of erica 's wedding were family and friends . jesse : so somebody snatches the bride , they bring her back to the states , they hold her for a few weeks without even a ransom demand ? ryan : right . that 's not very typical . jesse : no , it 's not at all . kidnappers usually are only interested in money . ryan : but then erica somehow gets a message out to jackson -- jesse : that leads him to the quarry -- ryan : and an explosion , right ? from the explosion , only erica gets pulled out of the rubble . jesse : no kidnappers , dead or alive . ryan : when greenlee drove her motorcycle off the cliff , she came back a year later . jesse : a resurrection attributed to hayward . ryan : right . what if that motorcycle accident was n't exactly an accident ? jesse : and you think he had something to do with it , right ? ryan : he just happened to be there to rescue her ? the fact that he had her , he gained control over greenlee , and he used that control to rebuild his entire life , jesse . jesse : so you see a pattern ? ryan : do n't you ? jesse : i see the possibility of a pattern . ryan : david is at a low point again . he ca n't practice medicine right now . he 's got no professional life at all . jesse : and his personal life has always been a train wreck . ryan : so to get back on track , he takes erica , and he somehow gets control over her . jesse : but how the hell did he accomplish that ? [ scene_break ] madison : ooh . how did i -- griffin : i carried you here . kendall : you fainted in the park . griffin : when was the last time you ate something ? slept ? madison : does passing out just now count ? griffin : your heart rate was elevated , ok , but now your vitals are fine . kendall : here . griffin : you 're suffering from extreme exhaustion . you need to keep drinking , and you need to eat something . kendall : yeah . i can make you a sandwich . griffin : and then you sleep . ok ? madison : sounds good -- as long as i do n't wake up . kendall : we know that you lost your baby . madison : her name was sara . kendall : i ca n't even begin to imagine losing a child . but i have lost someone that i love . and i know what it 's like to think that you 'll never recover , to feel like you never want to get out of bed again , like every day is a horrible , rainy one . but then one morning you wake up , and you realize that the memories start to outweigh the pain , and you notice that maybe the sun can still shine through all of those clouds . we care about you , madison , and we want to be here for you , if you 'll let us . [ scene_break ] colby : hey , maya ! you missed a good time . why are you working ? maya : it 's my job . colby : oh . right . i got you a cupcake . there was some , like , graduation party at the yacht club . i hope you like sparkles and sprinkles and all that stuff , so -- asher smuggled it out . maya : you did n't have to do that . colby : i wanted to . so why do n't you , like , come with us and hang out and eat some thai food . maya : i do n't get paid to hang out or eat thai . ok ? just let me do my job . asher : what is wrong with her ? [ phone rings ] maya : hey . i 'm sorry . i meant to call you back , ok ? please do n't be mad . [ scene_break ] david : you paged me ? i take it you 've decided to stay in the dark ? angie : i guess you could say that . i 'm putting myself in your hands . this is a patient - consent form , signed and dated . i 'm ready to start treatment as soon as possible . [ scene_break ] jesse : hey , i agree hayward is up to something . but working with erica ? it does n't make any sense . on my side of the law , i got to deal in facts , but you ? nothing stopping you from going with your gut . ryan : i already left a word for erica . jesse : i 'll ask her a few questions of my own . all right ? ryan : let 's keep each other in the loop . jesse : stay on the same page , make sure our answers match . all right , i got to get out of here . greenlee , how you doing ? i 'll talk to you later . greenlee : what , were you guys talking about david ? ryan : i am not gon na let him pull anything on you anymore . greenlee : you think he 's up to something else ? ryan : jesse and i are putting our heads together to figure out what that might be . you ok ? greenlee : i am . thank you for looking out for me . ryan : my attention has been elsewhere lately with madison 's loss . greenlee : it 's your loss , too . i mean , you take all the time you need . if there 's anything i can do to help -- and i 'm sorry . i 've been acting out , wanting your attention . ryan : well , you got it now . [ scene_break ] griffin : she 's finally asleep . she 's gon na be fine . good job getting her to rest . kendall : you 're the doctor . griffin : yeah , but she listened to what you had to say . and because of you , hopefully she 's gon na be ok . [ scene_break ] [ madison dreams ] greenlee : madison , i told you to take some time off . madison : you 've taken from me for the last time .
during the presentation , madison has flashbacks of her baby and runs out of fusion . kendall sits down on a park bench and watches the birds and breathes in fresh air . griffin joins her . griffin asks kendall what had he said that had run her off . kendall tells griffin that it was just everything that had been being said about ricky , bianca , etc . kendall challenges griffin to a race . colby and maya asks for asher 's help . colby challenges him to go outside to the park to get some sun . maya lets colby know that she has a job interview . colby is hurt when she thinks that maya is leaving them . greenlee continues the presentation without madison . madison blames herself for botching the presentation . madison begins to cry . jesse looks at the papers that david had given her concerning the surgery on her eyes in order to regain her eyesight . angie insists to jesse that she wants to be able to see their baby . ryan lets david know that he had heard his phone conversation concerning erica . david can not understand why this matter concerns ryan . ryan calls erica to have a chat . angie asks jesse if he remembers the nightmare that she had had about lucy and her thinking that lucy was gone and that she wants to be able to see lucy that she is alright . jesse gets a call and has to leave angie alone . madison walks alone in the park as in a trance . greenlee tells randi that she is trying to be supportive to madison and her losing the baby . jack walks up and asks if she is having a bad day as he offers her cotton candy . kendall and griffin enjoy their run and they start to kiss when they see madison and knows that something is wrong with her . asher is surprised that colby has taken him to the yacht club . colby pours out heart to asher about her dreams . colby asks stefan as to why the place is so empty . jack surprises greenlee with cotton candy . greenlee confesses that she had been selfish again that she wants every minute with ryan that she had lost . ryan tells jesse that david is using erica to get back into the hospital , but ryan feels that there is more to this than that . jesse tells ryan that david is insisting that he can make angie see again . maya arrives for her interview with angie about babysitting for her . david comes up and interrupts before maya can give angie an answer . angie assures frankie that she is good . griffin wants to help madison by taking her to the hospital to check her out but madison refuses .
[ previously_on ] myrtle : lena is at s.o.s . bianca : is she on a date ? myrtle : go and find out . lena : i 'm not afraid of you . david : do n't worry , sweetheart . this is not over . father claude : i declare that they are husband and wife . tad : is there any woman on the planet you would n't mind me being with ? liza : well , i do n't know , why do n't you pick one ? tad : you ? liza : you think -- you think that -- you think that i think that -- tad : i think you should string a thought together . liza : oh ! tad : that 's what i think . liza : you are out of your mind ! tad : no , i am not ! i am right on the money here . liza : oh . tad : you did n't come over here because you 're worried about mia . liza : yes , yes , i did come over here -- tad : no , no , no ! you told yourself that so you would n't turn around on the way over . you 're here because you do n't like the idea of me moving on with my life . liza : you know , please , i want you to move on . tad : yeah , as long as it was somebody who 's , like , you know , unavailable or uninterested or not hot . liza : do you think my sister 's hot ? tad : no , liza , she 's a total beagle . speaking of which , i could swear you 're just going to start marking your territory any minute . liza : oh , you know -- tad : maybe i should put down some plastic sheeting or newspaper . liza : oh , honestly , you know , you have n't changed , not one bit . you 're still the same egotistical , insolent little child that you were in high school . tad : that 's right , baby , i still got it . you loved it then and you love it now . admit it . bianca : officially off the clock ? lena : no more customers . i 'm all yours . bianca : oh , well , be careful . i 'll hold you to that . lena : oh , well , i might not fight you if you do . where are we going ? bianca : uh , i do n't know . i 've got to say i 'm kind of enjoying watching you do crowd control . lena : stop it . pick somewhere . bianca : all right . well , let me think . what 's open this late ? lena : i do n't know , but it 's got to have air conditioning . i was just outside . i ca n't believe how hot it is . bianca : huh . that 's weird . lena : what ? bianca : well , i was just thinking how hot it is in here . michael : ah , looks so cozy . room for a third ? maddie : daddy , that 's enough bug spray ! edmund : i think i missed a spot ! ok , you 're covered ! maddie : i smell bad ! edmund : well , what do you think keeps the bugs away ? maria : oh , come on over here , stinky . we 're building an outhouse for the big sand mansion . you know what i think we should do ? maddie : what ? maria : i think we should bury your brother in the sand ! maddie : cool ! maria : what do you think ? sam : afterwards , can we go swimming ? maria : no , you know what , i think it 's getting a little too dark to go back in the water . i know , i know you think i 'm a horrible human being , but i promise that after we bury you in the sand , we can bury your sister in the sand . sam : sweet . maria : yeah , i knew you 'd like that . maddie : but no sand in my hair , ok ? sam : ok . edmund : you 're amazing . it 's like you have n't missed a day . maria : oh , my god , what an incredible day . oh . edmund : yes , it is . maria : i 'm just so afraid . edmund : what are you afraid of ? maria : that -- i do n't know , i just feel like i could wake up tomorrow morning and all this would just be gone . edmund : impossible . because this is it . this is us . this is what happens when we 're together . you do n't have anything to be afraid of . maria : oh . edmund : except maybe this . maria : oh ! sam : i see my fingers still . maddie : i 'm going to bury you so much . i 'm going to , like , bury you on your hair , your face . sam : oh ! maddie : everything ! mommy ? maria : yes ? edmund : what is it , baby ? maddie : it 's a scary man . maria : what ? oh . no , honey , that 's david . hi . hi . we know him , honey . it 's ok . come here . maddie : he was watching me . maria : oh , i know . well , this is dr. david hayward , and daddy and i know him very well , so why do n't you just say hi to him and then you wo n't be afraid of him anymore , ok ? maddie : ok . maria : this is maddie . david : hi , maddie . maddie : hello . maria : this is my son , buried up to his torso , sammy . sam : hi . david : hi , sam . maria : see ? is he scary ? he 's not scary . maddie : i guess not . maria : yeah , see ? he 's not . sam : can we play flashlight tag ? maria : yeah . yeah , you can . here 's your flashlights over here , sweetie . maddie : red one . maria : but you know what , do n't go past those dunes over there , please , ok ? sam : ok . maddie : ok . edmund : hey , kids , make sure we know we can see you , ok ? maddie : ok . maria : yeah , we want to be able to see where you are . maddie : give me the red one ! edmund : we should start picking up . the kids are going to be tired , all this running around . maria : that 's a good idea . david : i guess i must have missed something . edmund : excuse me ? david : is n't this little outing short a couple people ? where 's aidan and mia ? liza : you think i find this retro side of you appealing ? tad : i think you find every side of me appealing , huh ? liza : oh , you know , i am not going to do this with you . tad : go ahead , seriously . liza : stop it ! tad : just look me in the eye and tell me , ok ? liza : forget it . no , you know what ? tad : i want you to , really , come on . liza : once the conversation turns , it 's useless . tad : oh , well , you 've certainly perfected the art of running scared . liza : scared ? scared ? tad : no , seriously , take off . liza : no , no , i just refuse to have a conversation with you when you wo n't act like an adult ! tad : when things get a little too close to the bone . when things get real , you take off . liza : do n't rewrite history , tad . mia : supposing we all just concentrate on the future . liza : mia . tad : hey . mia : liza . what you doing here , huh ? liza : nothing . mia : oh , wait , wait , where have i heard that before ? liza : no , wait , wait , wait , wait , wait . i know that you said that to me when i asked you what you were doing with tad , but this situation is completely different . mia : oh , really ? why is that ? tad : because she 's been carrying a torch for me for years . liza : tad , would you -- tad : oh , it 's ok , sweetheart . we do n't expect you to admit it . liza : i am not carrying a torch for him . tad : yeah , right , and only you can prevent forest fires . mia : oh , god , look , could you guys just stop denying that you 're interested in each other long enough to hear what i have to say , please , because it 's very important to all of us . bianca : there 's plenty of room for you , michael . we 're leaving . michael : you know , you 've got spunk , bianca . i like that . i know lena does . bianca : you can be so disgusting . michael : would you just learn how to take a compliment , bianca ? bianca : from you ? no . thank you . lena : let 's just go . i 'll drive . michael : a moment before you leave , please ? lena : forget it . michael : is it really necessary to use that tone ? i did ask nicely . bianca : lena , do n't . whatever he says , it 's just to upset you . you know that . lena : let me just talk to him and then we 'll go , ok ? bianca : no way . lena : bianca -- bianca : no . lena -- lena : look , i can handle michael . bianca : i do n't trust the guy , not even for a minute , not after what he 's done . lena : it 's ok , we 're in a public place . he would n't dare touch me . i know him . he obviously needs to get something off his chest . once he 's done that , he 'll leave us alone and then we can have the rest of the night together , i promise . bianca : all right . i guess the rest of the night is better than none of it . i 'm going to be right over there , and if you need me -- lena : i 'll always need you . two minutes , ok ? michael : very persuasive . i 'm impressed . lena : i told her two minutes . michael : well , in that case , i will get right to it . i have been hearing this ugly rumor about you , lena , this deposition ? you 've been working with bianca 's uncle , the d.a . he 's been coaching you on your testimony against me . lena : i do n't need coaching , michael . i 'm intending to tell the truth . michael : you know it 's dangerous to cross me . lena : that might have been the case before , but let 's face it , the police have you and there 's nothing you can do about it . you 're finished . michael : well , if that 's the case , so are you . simone : ok . where are you guys from , what club ? ok , eleven 50 , atlanta . oh , wow , talk about some southern hospitality . hello ! that 's what i 'm talking about . they definitely put something in the water down there . jason . [ footsteps ] kenny : simone . simone : oh , hey . hey . kenny , what are you doing here ? what 's going on ? kenny : i -- i ran up the -- the elevator took too long . simone : yeah . ok , breathe . deep breath . ok , good . do you want me to get you some water ? kenny : no , no , listen -- i -- simone : what ? kenny : i -- i want to marry you , simone . simone : you 're crazy . kenny : simone , i -- i want to marry you . simone : no , you do n't . kenny : yes , i do . simone : no , you do n't . no , no , no , how could you possibly want to marry me ? ok , we -- we barely even dated . we -- we have n't even kissed , really . [ simone sighs ] kenny : right there -- passion , you and me . simone : oh , kenny . oh , if that 's what it takes to make a marriage , then i hate to break it you -- i 've been a big time bigamist since the seventh grade . kenny : simone , i -- i just know in my heart that we can make this work . i just -- the way i feel about you -- simone : what ? are you saying that you 're in love with me ? oh , you 're not . see ? that 's great . you just hesitated when i asked you if you loved me . kenny : no , no , no , you just -- simone : no , you did . you totally did . kenny : you took me by surprise . simone : oh , opposed to your wedding proposal ? that 's great . kenny , what is going on ? you know , what ? what ? i 've never seen you like this . what is happening ? kenny : i 'm being transferred . simone : transferred ? kenny : and i do n't want to go without you . simone : and -- and that 's why you asked me to marry you ? that 's not why you ask . it 's not even how you ask a girl to marry you . i mean , where are the flowers ? huh , ken ? where 's the declarations of love ? how about the ring ? you think about the ring ? kenny : well , i guess i did n't think it through . simone : i mean , what girl wants a wedding proposal without the ring ? kenny : they told me i was going to be transferred . i just nodded and i sort of ran out and came here . simone : well , where are you going ? kenny : the firm 's sending me to georgia . simone : oh , atlanta . great , that 's not that bad . kenny : no , no , no , no . the former soviet state . simone : oh , my god . i 'm like the reverse mail - order bride . kenny : simone , i do love you . i have loved you ever since i saw you in custody at the police station . i ca n't -- i ca n't lose you . mia : i do n't want you two fighting anymore , ok ? i just -- i do n't , and i do n't want anyone fighting anymore . tad : oh , it 's ok , sweetheart . this is how we communicate . we 're actually pretty good at it . mia : well , listen , just do n't do it because of me , ok , because i 'm benched . i am officially taking a break from the dating game , officially . tad : does this mean you wo n't be , you know , tackling any more innocent strangers on the beach ? mia : nope . done . tad : uh - huh . liza : you know , i -- i do n't mean to upset you , but i do n't believe you . mia : why do n't you believe me ? liza : well , because when i left the office , i did n't tell you where i was going , so unless you followed me -- mia : i did n't follow you . liza : so what are you doing here ? why are you at tad 's house ? michael : we are not done yet . lena : yes , we are . my mother 's safe . she 's out of hiding . you ca n't touch her . michael : lena , my dear . lena : she 's got her life back , and so have i . you ca n't hurt us anymore . michael : well , who said anything about hurting you ? you really are awfully paranoid these days . lena : our relationship , business or otherwise , is over . michael : hmm . is that what you want ? lena : yes . michael : you know , we used to be in this together until you cut a deal to save yourself , sacrificing me in the process . lena : i was only looking out for myself -- a trait you used to admire . michael : well , as long as it worked to my benefit . but if you keep working with the d.a . to lock me up , i can promise you this immunity that you think you so richly deserve wo n't be worth the paper it 's written on . lena : another threat . if anything were to happen to me , you would be number one suspect . michael : you know , maybe you 're right . maybe you are untouchable . but there are others . lena : others ? michael : people you care about , people you love , people who are n't so protected . lena : are you threatening bianca ? david : wow . you guys seem to have this happy little family thing down pat . maria : uh , david -- david : what ? hey , i think it 's great . you know , kids need their parents , right ? maria : no , look , we -- we heard about what happened with leora . and i -- we 're so sorry for your loss . edmund : truly . we ca n't imagine what you 're going through . david : no , you ca n't . you have your children . they 're healthy . you get to watch them grow up . tell maddie i 'm sorry i scared her . edmund : david , how 's anna doing ? david : well , you know what they say about tragedies bringing people closer together . i mean , maddie 's situation obviously brought about a real bonding moment for the two of you , right ? and unlike maddie , my kid did n't make it . and unlike you , our experience did n't bring anna and me together . so -- edmund : i 'm sorry to hear that , really . david : yeah . edmund : listen , we should be thinking about heading home , ok ? maria : yeah , ok . yeah , i 've got get sammy up early , actually , in the morning for swim class . david : you 're already spending the night ? i mean , are n't you worried about confusing the kids ? maria : no , i 'm not . i 'm their mother . david : since when ? i mean , being their mother does n't just turn on and off at your convenience . maria : no , but i got my memory back . david : all of it ? maria : yeah . david : when ? i mean , how -- how did that happen ? maria : um -- when maddie was in danger and -- you know , i really -- to tell you the truth , i really ca n't explain it , i would n't even begin to know how to explain it , but it all came rushing back to me . david : huh . well , i guess i must have missed that part in the papers . edmund : we 're telling people gradually , ok ? the kids have their mother back , i have my wife back . that 's all that really matters . david : yeah . i mean , you two seem to have it all , do n't you ? maria : believe me , i know how lucky we are , how lucky i am . david : oh , yeah , you and edmund and that really special love you both share , right ? edmund : this helping you , attacking us ? maria : honey , i 'm just going to talk to him myself for a second . edmund : right , you and hayward alone on a beach ? it 's a little deja voodoo . maria : yeah , i know , but you 're going to be , like , just a few feet away and i can -- i think i can totally handle this . please ? edmund : i 'm going to see the kids . maria : ok . edmund : all right . maria : thanks , babe . david : so where 's prince charming going ? maria : ok , enough , david . um -- i know that you never completely heal from losing a child . but leora really showed you how to love , unconditionally and completely . and if nothing else , maybe you could be grateful for that . david : i 'd rather hold my daughter in my arms . i do n't give a damn about my feelings . those i can bury . i just did n't want to bury my daughter . it 's so weird , you know ? a couple of weeks ago , i was so happy . i was so content . me . having leora gave me the feeling that i could be a better person . it 's strange how quickly things change . i 'm sure you feel this is retribution , right , payback for everything i 've done to you ? maria : no . david : come on , you got to be kidding me . i mean , is n't this ironic ? you get your family back and i lose mine ? maria : it 's not what i was thinking . david : why not ? that 's exactly what i 'd be thinking . hell , i 'd even say it to your face . maria : well , you 're not me , are you ? and that 's not what i want to tell you . i want to tell you thank you . michael : did i mention bianca 's name ? lena : you just threatened -- michael : no . but i did give you fair warning . lena : warning ? michael : you want to challenge me ? stay on your game or i 'll crush you . lena : i 'm not afraid of you , michael , and i 'll do whatever it takes to protect the people i care about . and that 's not a warning , it 's a promise . michael : you know , i admire your gumption , but you do n't stand a chance . lena : oh , really ? michael : yes , really . lena : which one of us is it , i wonder , that has immunity and which one is looking at a very long prison sentence ? michael : hmm . has bianca seen this vindictive side of yours ? i highly doubt she 'd find it very attractive . lena : you go near her and i 'll tear you apart with my bare hands . michael : you know , i 'm not sure if it 's the accent or these empty threats , but i do find you absolutely ridiculous tonight . lena : you listen to me , you miserable -- bianca : lena , do n't . lena : your pathetic need for revenge is going to take whatever little soul you have left and crush it . so just give it up , michael , huh ? give it up . bianca : are you ok ? what did he say to you ? lena : nothing i want to repeat . it 's over . simone : oh . kenny : simone -- simone : oh , wow . kenny : simone , look at me . look at me , please . kenny : i love you . i am in love with you . it 's now or never . simone : oh , my god . kenny : what ? simone : you really mean that . kenny : yes , i do . but you do n't love me , do you ? simone : i 'm sorry . i wish i did . i would give anything to feel that same way about you , kenny . i mean , you 're so smart and you 're kind kenny : no , you do n't -- simone : and you 're always there for me . kenny : you do n't have to say that . simone : no , no , i do . i have to because i do n't want you to leave here , i do n't want you to walk out of my life without you knowing that i really do care about you . kenny : i should go . simone : now ? kenny : well , i got to -- i got to go to the bookstore , get an english russian dictionary . i mean , you 'd think they 'd give me one at work , but -- simone : yeah . really . i ca n't believe this is going to be the last time that i see you . kenny : i know . simone : i 'm never going to forget how it felt to look into your eyes and see love . thank you . kenny : wish i could say the same . kenny : simone ? be happy . simone : you , too . you , too . ok . all right . yes . yes , for the first time in your life , girl , you made the right choice , the right decision for you . yes . mia : i came here to apologize to tad . i did n't think i would see you here . i was going to apologize to you when i saw you at home . tad : [ german accent ] now do you believe her ? liza : honestly . mia : i 'm sorry . i do n't know what 's wrong with me . i have n't been myself lately . i 've been sort of -- tad : [ normal voice ] hurt . mia : yes , among other things . liza : mia , you 've had some really tough breaks . mia : yeah . but that 's no excuse for the way i 've been behaving . liza : well , what are you going to do ? mia : i am going to stop feeling sorry for myself and i 'm going to stop trying to make everyone else around me as miserable as i 've been . tad : you know what this is ? a real live mia culpa . i 'll be over here . mia : great . liza : thank you . mia : liza , i -- you have been so supportive , and i have done nothing but throw all of the mistakes that you made back in your face , and i 'm really sorry . liza : i forgive you . i love you . mia : i love you . tad : what ? liza : oh . mia : and , tad , you 're right , i did bait and continually throw myself at you and i put you in all these awkward positions , and i 'm -- i 'm truly sorry . tad : you know , as awkward positions go , it 's one of the best , so no worries , ok ? mia : ok . and so now i think i 'll just get out of here and let things get back to how they probably should be . liza : mia , there is nothing going on between the two of us , honest . mia : oh , come on , liza , the three of us know better than that . oh . tad : mia ? i just want to say that , you know , some of the things i said to you on the beach about you and jake and the way things worked out -- well , they were out of line . mia : yeah , but some of them are true , so -- no worries , ok ? tad : yeah , ok . mia : night . tad : night , sweetheart . liza : night . [ door closes ] liza : so , now what ? simone : ah , myrtle . myrtle : hi , simone . simone : oh , my gosh , you 're not going to believe the day i had . oh , may i ? myrtle : go ahead . simone : oh , it 's hot ! mmm . mmm . myrtle : good ? simone : oh , you spiked the lemonade . myrtle : well , i like to think of it as sweetening , you know ? simone : yeah , so what kind of day did you have ? myrtle : well , apart from the a.c. going out on me , everything was ok , pretty good . simone : oh , well , my day was pretty typical -- outside of kenny adler proposing to me . myrtle : ex -- excuse me . did i hear you say that someone asked for your hand in marriage today ? simone : yeah . yep , yep . but he did n't have it , you know ? myrtle : and why not ? simone : i do n't know . maybe because he 's moving to the republic of georgia , which is , you know , right there where it used to be , the soviet union . myrtle : soviet -- oh ! oh , oh , russia ! simone : mm - hmm . myrtle : oh , gosh . simone : right next door to russia . and then secondly , i do n't know , i just -- i just did n't feel it for him . you know what i mean , that spark ? myrtle : spark ? simone : yes . myrtle : honey , i tell you , a spark is essential . simone : i agree . and i wish so badly that i felt that for kenny . i mean , he is such a nice guy , myrtle . he 's so sweet , he 's adorable . he comes from such a normal family . and he really does love me . myrtle : darling , why are you surprised ? you 're a gorgeous girl . why should n't he love you ? any man would be crazy about you . simone : oh , myrtle , you do not have enough lemonade for me to explain that one to you . do you think i made a mistake , myrtle , turning kenny down ? myrtle : did you feel passionate ? simone : passion ? well , yeah , i mean , he 's an amazing friend . myrtle : oh , honey , honey , passion is the big difference between friendship and -- and romance . simone : yes , but do n't you think , like , a really good romance starts with friends first ? myrtle : look , honey , i think there 's a very , very good reason why you decided not to spend the rest of your life with kenny , and i do n't think it 's got a darn thing to do with traveling . simone : but what if i 'm waiting for a man that 's not even -- not even out there ? myrtle : honey , do n't -- do n't go quitting right now . i mean , love is slow . it 's not just sitting there . it is n't . you have n't found it yet . simone : oh , i do n't know . myrtle : oh , hey , listen , this bag -- has it got any of these hot numbers ? simone : yes . myrtle : sexy men ? simone : yes , the fusion sexy man contest . myrtle : the fusion sexy man ? simone : yeah , that 's what 's in there . myrtle : well , now , i have news for you . simone : hmm ? myrtle : the a.c. is off , but the v.c.r . is on . tad : what do you mean , `` now what ? `` how am i supposed to know ? liza : do n't you have all the answers ? tad : no . then again , i did n't come knocking on your door . you came over to my house to torture me about trying to get nasty with your little sister . liza : which , it turns out , you were n't really doing . tad : and did n't i tell you so ? liza : well , she seemed genuinely sorry . tad : that 's because your sister is good people . on the other hand , it could just be a phase . liza : oh , stop being so cynical . she let us both off the hook and you know it . tad : why were you on the hook ? liza : oh , i was trying to control her life . i did tell her to stay away from you . tad : and is n't that a big steaming pile of irony . liza : what do you think she meant , though , you know , that there 's a lot more going on than we 're both willing to admit ? tad : i do n't know , what do you think she meant ? liza : you think that it 's possible ? maybe there is ? tad : what ? liza : well , you know , i mean , we could -- i mean , you know , should consider the possibility . tad : are you ? liza : are you ? bianca : you did ? mia : hi , bianca . hey . bianca : hi , mia . mia : oh , i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to interrupt you two . bianca : oh , not at all . gil : no . what can i get you ? mia : oh , something very , very cold . it 's hot outside . how about a beer ? gil : a beer . sure , coming up . mia : so , how are you ? bianca : i 'm great . ca n't complain . mia : great . so , tell me what your secret is . love to know it . bianca : oh , dear . why ? what 's up ? mia : oh , no , i 'm just joking . i 'm just a single girl looking for trouble . bianca : oh , looking for trouble ? mia : i 'm just joking about the trouble part . i 'm actually just , you know , a single girl . bianca : i 'm sorry . lena : sorry i kept you waiting . bianca : oh , do you guys know each other ? mia , lena . lena , mia . she works at fusion -- mia : lena . oh . bianca : with greenlee and kendall and simone . mia : right , yeah , it 's nice to see you again . lena : oh , again ? mia : yoga class . lena : oh . mia : yes , you probably did n't remember me . you were very focused on bianca . lena : well , i still i am . mia : i can see why you 're doing so well . bianca : yeah . gil : lena , hey , i thought you were off . lena : i am . we 're just staying for the free a.c . mia : bianca , you and lena , i think it 's great . it 's really great . bianca : thank you . mia : yeah . bianca : i think so , too . lena : listen , do you mind ? i would really love bianca to meet some of the people i work with . bianca : oh , cool . yeah , let 's go . lena : come on . mia : yeah , go . yeah . bianca : bye . mia : so popular . boy . thanks . how much do i owe you ? gil : it 's already taken care of . mia : what ? well , if that is n't the lamest move ever . michael : i thought it was pretty friendly . maria : do n't get me wrong , i will never be ok with the years that i lost or the pain it caused my family thinking that i was dead all that time , but because of you , i 'm here . because you found me on the beach , because you used that experimental drug on me , i am here . and without you , i would be dead . david : yeah , but that drug erased your memory . and i convinced you that you were someone else , that you were responsible for another man 's death , all because i did n't want you reporting me . maria : yep , not your finest hour . and i will -- i will never understand the choices that you made . but you saved my life . and that enabled me to come back to a family that i love and people that mean the world to me . and i 'll never forget that . i ca n't . myrtle : listen , that -- do you think there 's a fellow there who might like a mature , clever beauty ? like me , you know ? simone : yeah , yeah . well , they 'd be absolutely stupid if they did n't . myrtle : listen , you kids get all this ? you get paid for it ? simone : mm - hmm . myrtle : you -- and all the young ones ? gosh . simone : this is hard work , myrtle . i mean , you know , who knows how many tapes i 'm going to have to look at before the june 30 deadline . myrtle : oh . simone : then there 's the whole elimination process . we got to cut it down to 25 finalists . i mean , it 's going to be difficult . i mean , look at these guys . i mean , they are hot . myrtle : he 's hot . simone : yes , he is . myrtle : he can melt my v.c.r . any day . simone : oh , yeah . what a way to spend an evening , huh , myrtle ? myrtle : hey , you know , if you 'd said yes to kenny , this might have been your wedding night . simone : well , on that note , i 'd better have some more lemonade . myrtle : yeah , i think i can top it up , too . simone : yeah , i know you can . tad : i 'd be lying if i said that -- that i had n't , you know , once or twice sort of thought about a reunion . liza : really ? tad : yeah . have n't you ? liza : maybe . tad : ok , so maybe i am , too . liza : but i 'm not . tad : oh , well , me , neither . come on . liza : yeah , i mean , no need to relive the past . tad : yeah , who -- who wants to do that ? liza : yeah , been there -- tad : done you . liza : thanks . tad : anytime . liza : i should go , i guess . tad : ok . ok . sure . liza : ok . tad : yeah . liza : bye . tad : see you . maddie : hey ! edmund : cleaned them up as best as i could . maria : hey , you guys , let 's see . ah , you 're still a little sandy , but you can stay . we 'll keep you . sam : hey . maddie : dr. hayward , look what i found . it 's sea glass . feel how smooth it is . david : that 's really nice , maddie . maddie : thank you . david : i got to go . excuse me . edmund : hayward going to be all right ? maria : i hope so . i think it 's a little too much for him right now to see anybody happy . edmund : hmm . edmund : you think he 's resentful that you got your memory back without his help ? maria : know what ? that guy , anything 's possible . edmund : well , do n't worry , i 'll protect you . maria : my hero . edmund : you 're damn straight . mia : thank you , gil . good night . michael : you leaving so soon ? mia : yeah . i think one beer is my limit for the evening . michael : well , i 'm disappointed . you sure you wo n't reconsider ? mia : maybe next time . [ bianca laughs ] bianca : all right , all right , i think we are finally ready to get out of here , and i 've even thought of a place that we can go . lena : do i know it ? bianca : maybe . it 's called the blue angel . officer : excuse me . are you lena kundera ? lena : yes . is there a problem ? officer : well , afraid so . you 're under arrest . bianca : under arrest ? sean : if you 'll turn around for me , please ? bianca : for what ? wait , no , this is a mistake . sean : you have the right to remain silent . bianca : you ca n't arrest her . she has n't done anything wrong . sean : you have the right to an attorney . bianca : i do n't think you understand , she -- she 's a star witness . she has immunity . my uncle is the d.a . this has got to be a mistake . sean : do you understand the rights that have just been read to you ? come with me , please . bianca : what is going on ? lena , do n't worry . [ next_on ] adam : i hired you to be a viper in your father 's nest , not chandler enterprises ' . tad : you 're not driving home . if you try , you 'll have to go through me to do it . david : stop blaming me for our daughter 's death . lena : once again , i 've lied to you and led you on .
bianca and lena have a good time hanging out together at the valley inn . michael comes over and tells lena to stop working with the da . he warns lena that she 'll be sorry if she testifies against him . lena coolly tells him that he ca n't hurt her anymore . just when bianca and lena are leaving , two cops come in and tell lena she 's under arrest . bianca tries to stop them , but the cops cuff lena and take her away . michael sits at the bar and smiles to himself . mia apologizes to tad and liza for the way she 's been acting lately . liza hugs her and tells her to not worry about it . before leaving , mia tells tad and liza to realize there 's something going on between them . liza and tad talk about the possibility of rekindling their relationship , but come to no conclusions . liza disappointedly leaves and tad wonders why he did n't try to stop her . david runs in to edmund and maria at the beach . he sarcastically congratulates edmund and maria for having a perfect life . maria later tells david that everything happens for a reason and that she 's thankful to him for saving her life . david is overwhelmed by maria 's optimistic attitude and eventually leaves . kenny is being transferred to russia , and in a desperate attempt to save his love , he proposes to simone . simone thanks kenny for loving her , but tells him she does n't feel the same way . myrtle later comforts mia and tells her she made the right decision .
david : i do n't care how many dna tests you have backed up . get mine done ! look , just take care of me on this one , jeff . i 'll owe you one . all right , i 'll sit by the fax machine until you send them through . i want those results . krystal 's voice : ron fitzgerald is n't babe 's daddy . you are . j.r. : there 's no way in hell you 're babe 's father . i do n't care what krystal said . there 's something going on with you , and i want to know what it is . [ scene_break ] krystal : we got to be ready , babe . once david 's dna tells him that he 's not your daddy , all hell is going to break loose . babe : but david likes you . maybe there 's a chance -- krystal : oh , honey , honey , he 's so mad at me right now , he is spitting fire . once he gets proof that i lied again , he 's going to tell anybody who listens that i knew that bess was miranda . i 'm not just going to have to face the music , because it 's going to be the whole damn symphony conducted by the entire town . babe : you 'll not go through this alone , mama . we both kept this secret . krystal : no , listen , honey . i 'm not going to let you trash your life just to protect me . that 's a mother 's job . babe : no . it goes both ways . mothers and daughters -- we take care of each other . [ scene_break ] bianca : how are you , mother ? erica : i 'm all right . you look well . you look so much better than -- bianca : better than the last time you saw me ? erica : may i offer you something ? bianca : no . no , thanks . bianca : i 'm really glad you 're home . erica : to be honest with you , if it had n't been for ryan , i might never have come back to pine valley . [ scene_break ] ryan : you can hate me all you want , kendall , but do n't take it out on my wife . kendall : oh , believe me , greenlee gives as good as she gets . ryan : yeah , especially when you shove her back up against the wall . kendall : wait , you take her side without even asking what happened ? greenlee : you know what ? it 's ok , ryan . you know what ? it 's nothing -- kendall : no , no , you know what ? no , no , no , no , no , no . ryan 's right . i 'm angry and i 'm frustrated and i 'm lashing out at greenlee . i 'm supposed to just sit back and swallow it . ryan : so is this how it 's going to be every time you two take a meeting together ? kendall : no . no , actually , it 's not going to be like this at all , because i ca n't take it anymore . ryan : so , what are you going to do about it ? kendall : i hate what happened between us in vegas , and i ca n't begin to understand why you continue to remain faithful to this farce of a marriage . ryan : it 's not a farce . kendall : all right , you know what ? you can lie to greenlee , you can even lie to me , but when you 're lying in bed at night and you ca n't sleep and you 're trying to figure out why you got suckered into a marriage without love , then you 'll know what i know . ryan , what we have and what we felt in that hotel room -- that means so much more than any of this . ryan : nothing happened in that hotel room , kendall . kendall : yeah , technically , it did n't , but we wanted it to . we did and we always will . and i ca n't -- i 'm sorry , but i ca n't ignore that . to work here with you side by side , day in and day out , and to watch you and look at you and want you -- ryan : well , if this is the way that you 're going to handle it , you 're right , it 's not going to work . kendall : well , how else am i supposed to handle this ? yes , i 'm confused and i 'm frustrated and i 'm lashing out , but this is the most important decision of my life . you know that , ryan . greenlee : do i get a vote in the plan ? you know what ? my opinion probably does n't count . i trust you to handle this , ryan . you figure it out . ryan : kendall , no matter how much you want it to , nothing is going to change anything between us . [ elevator doors open ] george : does that mean you and ms. hart will be flying off to las vegas on a regular basis ? george milligan , head counsel -- ryan : i know exactly who you are . i pay your salary . what are you doing here ? george : i was actually looking for a mrs. lavery , but i find you here with `` ms. woman scorned , `` to quote you . is ms. lavery aware of how much time you two spend together ? ryan : ms. lavery is very aware , but i 'll let her know you 're concerned . thank you so much . george : under the circumstances , with the sec and all , spending hours locked in a vegas hotel with your former fiancée and -- ryan : hey , hey , stop . who asked you ? kendall : ok , you know what ? mr. lavery and i , we were in vegas to help my mother . ryan : no , no , no . no . this guy does n't need an explanation . he works for me -- at least he used to . how long have you been spying on me ? george : there were a lot of questions about the legitimacy of your marriage . ryan : well , i 'd say that 's grounds for dismissal . george : i would n't do that if i were you . ryan : great -- spying and threats . i should be able to get a restraining order and sue for harassment and violation of fiduciary duty . see ? i do know lawyer talk . george : you wo n't get away with this . ryan : great . sue me . milligan is just the tip of the iceberg , kendall . there is a lot of people who would like to see us mess up . that means 10 to 20 years behind bars for greenlee and for me . kendall : well , it was your idea to marry her . ryan : and that is my point . i do n't want to see greenlee take the fall for something that was all my idea . kendall : ok . i get how serious all of this is , and i ca n't be part of it anymore . ryan : so what does that mean ? you going to turn us in after all ? [ scene_break ] bianca : so you 're saying that your family , your friends , your whole life here meant so little to you that you could walk away with it without ever looking back ? erica : let 's not get dramatic . the point is that i 'm here . bianca : but you think it was a mistake . erica : no one forced me to come back . ryan does n't have that kind of power over me . bianca : this is n't easy , for either of us . erica : you 're free to say whatever you need to say , bianca . bianca : do you really think that it did n't make a difference to us whether you were here or not ? erica : it did n't matter whether i was here or on the other side of the world . you all did just fine . bianca : no , that 's not true . we were all worried sick about you , all of us . did n't you hear the messages we left ? erica : i heard everything you said to me , bianca . bianca : at the hospital before you left ? ok . let 's talk about it . erica : no . no , let 's not . i do n't want to revisit -- bianca : if we do n't , it 's just going to get bigger and uglier . bianca : yes , i did push you away . but i still needed you . when you left , i was already a mess , but then it went from bad to worse . and then you know what i did ? i stole a baby . and when my mind was breaking into little pieces , it still brought me to where i would be safe . i came looking for you . erica : you do n't have to tell me this . bianca : no , mom , how else will you understand ? i ca n't explain what made me take bess from that nursery . but the only thing about it that makes any sense at all is that i brought her here , to your home , because i wanted her to know you and to know how safe i felt with you , except you were nowhere to be found . erica : bianca , i could n't have known . i 'm so sorry . i am so sorry that you were in so much pain . and i am so sorry that i was n't here for you . if i could have one wish , it would -- bianca : no , do n't say it . do n't say that you would bring miranda back . it 's so easy to say , and it 's so impossible to do . [ scene_break ] krystal : honey , i want you to listen to me , because it 's going to get ugly . but this is my fire , and i 'm going to take the heat . babe : no , there are plenty of matches to go around . krystal : i am not going to let you pay for what i did . i fixed that test , and i tried to cover it up . now , there are a lot of things that might be forgivable , but not that . babe : no , you were doing what you did because you were trying to protect me . krystal : i know , i know , and look what a bang - up job i did -- you ended up getting your heart broken anyway . in fact , nobody gets out of this without getting hurt . babe : that 's why we just have to stand together . krystal : you got your husband for that , ok ? he 's going to help you deal with the loss of your little boy -- and now bess . i 'm just so sorry . baby , i am so sorry . i tried . i tried so hard . i just messed everything up . babe : oh , my god , mommy . do n't cry . krystal : you listen to me , ok , and you listen hard . when david blows the whistle on this , i am going to swear on a stack of bibles that you had nothing to do with this . babe : no , that is not fair . i am just as guilty in this . krystal : you have to be just as shocked and just as angry as everybody else , especially j.r. , if you give a lick about your marriage . babe : i 'm not going to sit there and watch them just haul you off to jail for trying to protect me . krystal : you 're right . you 're right , i ca n't expect you to do that . that 's what makes my decision a little bit easier . babe : good . we 'll stick together just like we always have . krystal : honey , they ca n't hurt me if they ca n't find me . i 'm going to leave town before david tells everybody the truth . [ scene_break ] david : just go home . take care of that baby . j.r. : why ? what do you know ? david : nothing -- yet . j.r. : well , it 's obvious you did n't believe krystal , either , so you 're not protecting bess because she 's your flesh and blood . david : who says you 're not smart ? j.r. : i want to know what 's going on . what 's the deal ? is it even possible that you and krystal did the deed ? ron 's voice : hayward , you came stag , right ? do me a favor -- take care of my date . j.r. : i 'm waiting , doc . what 's in it for krystal if you 're babe 's long - lost daddy ? david : she 's got her reasons . j.r. : then spill it . [ scene_break ] babe : but i 'm going to need you so badly now . and how am i going to find the strength to make it through this alone ? krystal : you and j.r. just will have to do what you have to do . but you have to stick to our story , honey . if anybody finds out that you knew the truth about that baby , you 're not going to have a friend left in pine valley , and they are going to cut you out of that -- miranda � s life for good . babe : god . this is going to kill j.r. -- the way he feels about bess . krystal : even more reason to claim that you 're innocent , honey . now , you tell me what he 'll do if he knows that you 're in on that secret . babe : probably used up all his forgiveness with the annulment . krystal : honey , it 's bad enough that you both have to lose bess . do n't lose each other , too . he 's going to need you . babe : what about you , mama ? krystal : oh , honey , you just focus on j.r. love is a beautiful thing . if you 're blessed with it , you have to do everything you can to protect it . babe : if that 's true , mama , how can you just leave tad behind ? [ scene_break ] david : you know krystal -- she 's probably trying to squeeze tad for something , make him jealous . j.r. : that 's a stretch . david : why ? look at him . your father 's got women stacked up deeper than planes at o � hare . krystal has to do something to stand out from the crowd , right ? j.r. : you know , it 's funny you mention tad as a player when you 're the one that destroyed his marriage to my mother -- and who knows how many others ? david : too numerous to mention . by the way , you can leave anytime . j.r. : you know , now that i think about it , it really would n't be a huge shock to find out that you 're babe 's father . what was it again ? krystal hooked up with some dude that you knew , and then you slept with her ? yeah . nice , man . typical . krystal 's voice : ron , you said you loved me . what the heck is going on ? ron 's voice : my fiancée showed up . if she catches us -- just get out of here . krystal 's voice : your fiancée ? you rotten , selfish creep . [ footsteps ] krystal 's voice : i hate you . [ glass breaks ] j.r. : i bet you 're a real dirtbag . how many other kids you have from nights that you do n't remember ? hey -- what 's going on with you , hayward ? you 're holding out on me . [ scene_break ] kendall : i made a promise that i would keep your secret no matter how ridiculous it is . ryan : so what are you threatening ? kendall : this is not a threat , ryan . this is real . i quit . ryan : yeah , right . kendall : no , i 'll give you my letter of resignation right now . you can sign over my shares of fusion . hell , give them to greenlee . she has everything else . she may as well get fusion , too . ryan : you 'd walk away from your own company ? kendall : you do n't understand , ryan . i do n't give a damn about fusion anymore . ryan : kendall , running away from your company is n't going to make life any easier . kendall : you 're right . it 's not enough . i have to leave pine valley . ryan : oh , come on , kendall . kendall : no , ryan , i ca n't sit here and watch you and greenlee play house every day . it 's disgusting . it makes me physically ill to watch the two of you . ryan : well , this is -- this is n't the answer . kendall : you had to get rid of the chaos out of your life , and now i have to do the same thing . i have to do the same thing . get a lawyer in here . get what 's - his - name back in there . i 'll sign everything over to you right now . ryan : kendall , this is something you should think about . at least sleep on this . kendall : oh -- well , i have n't slept in weeks . sleep -- i do n't know what you 're talking about . i finally get the picture . this is it . it 's time to let go . message received . i 'm done with this . i 'm out of here . ryan : wait , wait , wait , wait . kendall , stop . think about what you 're saying here . think about what you 're giving up . kendall : ryan , it 's gone already . you gave it to greenlee . you gave her everything , which means that she wins and i lose . there 's no happy ground here . there ca n't be . ryan : kendall , those are your rules . you realize you can change them if you want to . kendall : no . no , it hurts too much . ryan : you 're hurting yourself . kendall : all right , well , then do you have another plan for me ? do you have a better idea , ryan ? please , if you do , then please tell me , please let me know . how do i get rid of this pain ? give me a good reason to stay here . i 'm waiting . ryan : i ca n't . i do n't want to hurt you anymore . kendall : then there 's no other way out . congratulations , greenlee . you win . greenlee : i win what ? kendall : fusion , ryan , everything . i 'm leaving pine valley . greenlee : i do n't believe you . [ phone rings ] ryan : it 's erica . kendall : what , she 's calling you ? ryan : no , it 's the guys that i have tailing her . hey , hold on one second . stay here . we 're not finished yet . greenlee : if you 're scamming , this could be the one that finally does you in . [ scene_break ] bianca : i ca n't explain what happened . when they told me that miranda died , it was like this -- this disconnect . my shrink says that i was so overwhelmed by grief that i lost reality . i 've been in therapy ever since . erica : oh . i hope it helps . bianca : it does . when i picked up bess in the nursery , she stopped crying , like she knew that i was her mother and that everything was going to be ok -- at least that 's what i told myself . i know it must sound crazy now . erica : no . no , not at all , no . i think when we have those extremely dark moments , we tell ourselves whatever we need to survive . bianca : is that what happened to you , mother ? when you were in las vegas , were you so overwhelmed by your father 's death and that 's why you could n't come home to us ? erica : no . no , no , no , no , no . no . no , you -- you do n't understand . bianca : i 'm trying . erica : i stayed in vegas because no one wanted me here . and do n't get all sensitive about this . i was the one who was shut out . bianca : you shut yourself out . erica : what happened in las vegas had nothing to do with my father . that 's all i 'm going to say about that . bianca : you know , i thought we were finding some common ground here . i guess i should have known better . erica : you never understood me . bianca : i understand enough . except for the fact that you 're not drunk at the moment , nothing has changed since the last time we spoke . [ scene_break ] krystal : i might as well kiss tad goodbye . once he finds out the truth , he 's going to hate me just as much as anybody . babe : is n't there any way we can stop this ? krystal : i think that train 's left the station . only thing for me to do now is just ride it on out of town . besides , i do n't want to see the look on tad 's face when he realizes what a selfish liar i am . you know what ? i think if i leave town , it 'll be better for everybody . babe : tad cares about you . i know that he does . krystal : he 'll get over it . babe : you 're the bravest person i 've ever seen . just sacrificing all this just for me . krystal : i do n't know how brave it is heading for the hills . but i do know that i would walk through fire to make sure that you get the life that you deserve . babe : you are not allowed to worry about me anymore , ok ? as long as i have j.r. , i can make it through anything . [ scene_break ] j.r. : something 's going on with you , hayward . i 'm just trying to figure it out , that 's all . david : why do n't you just spit it out , junior ? what are you accusing me of ? j.r. : maybe you 're in on this with krystal . david : yeah , that 's rational . j.r. : i would n't put it past you . maybe you 're after revenge . maybe you 're trying to pass yourself off as part of my family . david : revenge for what ? j.r. : i do n't know . i do n't know how your mind works . maybe because my baby lived and yours did n't ? david : if i wanted to hurt you , i have something much bigger and better than passing myself off as babe 's father . i could show you real pain , you punk . so what are you saying ? do you want to know what real revenge feels like ? j.r. : say what you got to say , hayward . david : you think you 're ready to hear what 's going on with me and krystal ? j.r. : i 'm not scared . ron 's voice : forget it , krystal ! we 're over ! j.r. : i 'm waiting . what 's going on with you and krystal ? i want the truth . david : the truth is you 're a pain in my ass . just get the hell out of my house . j.r. : come on , hayward , what 's the secret ? tell me . blow me out of the water . david : nothing . i had you going there , did n't i ? j.r. : yeah . here 's a news flash -- if it turns out you are babe 's father , that 's between you and her . i want you to stay away from me , my home , and my baby . david : your baby ? j.r. : yeah , you heard me ! stay away from bess . [ scene_break ] krystal : honey , this is going to be the biggest challenge of your marriage . but there is a silver lining , believe it or not . you and j.r. can bond . you 're going to be there for him , you 're going to help him through this , and he 's going to help you grieve your own loss . babe : can i tell you something , mama ? krystal : of course you can . babe : i do n't know how long i could have lived with the lie . it just ca n't be healthy keeping something so huge between me and my husband and my best friend . krystal : i know you had nightmares . babe : that should tell us a lot . everything about this has been bad . and no matter how much i love bess , how can i even call myself bianca 's friend ? i really need to work on being a better friend to her . krystal : oh , honey , honey , you tried , you did what you thought was best for bess and for your husband . babe : you know , maybe it 's god 's way of saying it 's time for bianca to have her little girl back . [ scene_break ] erica : no need to get nasty . i do n't know what you expect from me . bianca : well , i was hoping that you would hear what i have to say . erica : i heard you . bianca : no , you did n't . i just told you that at the worst moment of my life it was you that i needed , it was you that i came looking for , and you still insist that you were n't wanted . erica : and i said to you how sorry i am that i was n't here for you . bianca : you know , i was n't the only one who needed you . uncle jack -- god help him -- still has n't given up on you . erica : jack has his own issues . bianca : well , he called you every single day that you were gone , and you did n't even have the decency to return one of his messages . erica : i called him a few days ago . bianca : and i 'm sure just like now you did n't hear a word he said . erica : you are so wrong , bianca . i hear you both loud and clear . and what i hear from both of you the loudest is how disappointed you are in me . you 're right . nothing has changed , except that now i am even a bigger disappointment to you both . i guess that 's how it 's going to stay . [ scene_break ] kendall : i 'm dead serious about this , greenlee . the only way for me to live with this is to leave . i 'm so sick and tired of games . greenlee : you never run out of steam . what 's really going on ? kendall : what , do you think i 'm joking about this ? why would i joke about this ? leaving my life and my job and my home ? look at you , all shocked that i 'm being sincere . you know , sincerity is a foreign concept to you . all you understand is lying and manipulation . greenlee : you 're amazing . you ca n't wait for ryan to leave the room so you can attack me . i wish that he could see you for your true colors . kendall : i have nothing to hide from ryan . greenlee : neither do i . we 're completely honest with each other . kendall : oh , really ? about your marriage of convenience ? greenlee : call it whatever you want . we still care about each other . we 're best friends . we treat each other with respect , and we protect each other . kendall : what else , greenlee ? greenlee : what else is there ? kendall : uh -- the real truth , which you 're keeping from your best friend . greenlee : there 's nothing that i 'm keeping from him . kendall : no , you 're lying . you 're lying . you let ryan believe that this marriage is all about business , but we both know better , do n't we ? i know that you 're hoping by christmastime your life will just fall into place and ryan will fall into your bed . do n't even deny it . greenlee : i wo n't deny it . ryan already loves me . if he falls in love with me during our marriage , like , really falls in love with me , i will send santa a personal thank - you . kendall : i knew it . i knew that this is what you had planned all along . is everything ok with erica ? ryan : she went out for a little bit , but she 's back . now she 's fine . kendall : i guess that 's a relief . ryan : are you going to go see her ? kendall : no . i have packing to do . ryan : you 're still serious about leaving ? kendall : there 's no reason to stay . i 'll try to get you my shares , but if i ca n't get this settled today , then i 'm gone . ryan : well , that 's your call . kendall : you 're right , it is , and i do n't have to think about this anymore . i wo n't turn you in , but i ca n't stay here and support this bogus marriage . i ca n't be in on this joke anymore . unless you can give me a good reason to stick around where i do n't have my heart ripped out and stomped on the floor ? see ? no other way out . so , i better find myself a decent lawyer and get those papers drawn up . goodbye . ryan : goodbye . kendall : i hope you 'll understand why i do n't wish you a happy life together . greenlee : oh , god . you do n't want her to go . [ scene_break ] bianca : well , i guess we 're both dealing with our own disappointments -- in ourselves and in each other . erica : we 're going to have to learn to live with that , i -- i guess . bianca : well , i 've been lucky . i found a lot of help in therapy . and i 've learned that sometimes our own expectations are too much to put on other people . and i 'm learning to accept myself and my family , flaws and all . erica : what a relief that must be . bianca : it is . therapy can be a great place to find help . no one judges you there . i think if you would try it -- erica : oh , no . no , no , no . no , thank you . no , i do n't need to pay someone to tell me what i 'm feeling . i know how i feel . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] david : hey . come on . it 's a party . whoo - hoo . there 's no crying allowed . singer : welcome to the place inside my head david : come on . forget that jerk . i mean it . [ krystal sobs ] david : shh . it 's going to be ok . everything is going to be all right . [ krystal sobs ] singer : i live alone i 'm the only one home david : my god , it 's true . babe could be my daughter . [ scene_break ] krystal : you trust me this one last time , because i 'm dead right on this . you play innocent and everything 's going to be just fine . bianca is going to treat you just as well as you treated her . i know her , honey . she is not going to cut you out of that little girl 's life . babe : oh . i could n't bear it if bess was out of our lives forever . krystal : no , she wo n't be . and do n't forget that chapel in the woods you told me about . once enough time has passed , you take j.r. there , and the two of you can work on restoring it , and you can build a memorial for your beautiful little boy . krystal : then you know what to do . babe : ok . i 'll do it . i 'll just close my eyes . i 'll pretend that i 'm as horrified as everyone else when the truth comes out . i 'm going to hate myself for it . but i 'll do it . krystal : honey , do n't even think that way , all right ? this is the way it has to be . you 're not betraying me . i would n't have it any other way . i got to get you home , ok ? i got to pack , and i got to get out of town . [ scene_break ] [ david 's fax machine rings and a piece of paper comes out ] [ scene_break ] krystal : ok , look , i 'm just going to pack what i need , and then just get rid of the rest when i 'm gone , ok ? babe : wait , mama , i want to help . come here . krystal : what ? oh , honey , no . do n't -- do n't risk it , honey . i 'll be fine . babe : no , mama . you are giving up everything for me . just let me do this one thing for you . [ babe goes to the chandler safe and gives her mother a large wad of cash ] j.r. : i 'm going to need some id for a withdrawal like that . [ scene_break ] greenlee : is kendall right ? the only way out of this is broken hearts all around ? ryan : kendall 's spoiled . she just wants things her way . greenlee : that 's not an answer . ryan : well , what do you want from me ? greenlee : the truth . i mean , god , we 've been straight with each other up to this point . we promised that we 'd be honest throughout this whole thing . ryan : why not just drop this ? greenlee : i can take it . it 's better than knowing that you 're holding back . you ca n't bear the thought of losing kendall , can you ? you do n't want her to go . [ scene_break ] kendall : would you watch it ! man : sorry . you did n't exactly look where you were going . maybe you can help me . i 'm looking for someone . his name is -- kendall : ryan lavery . [ next_on ] babe : you know that i would never go near the safe unless it was important . david : things are n't going so well at wildwind . maria : does that warm your little icy , black heart ? bianca : you 're acting really weirdly calm . tell me what 's really going on . ryan : i ca n't let kendall go .
krystal tells babe there will be big trouble for both of them when david finds out he is not babe 's real father and has no incentive to keep the secret about bess not really being hers . but she promises to take the fall for her daughter and move out of town . they both attempt to get money out of the secret safe until they are caught be jr . jr goes to confront david about his secret . but david will not tell him .
greenlee : out with it , kendall . you 're trying again to tell me that he 's seeing someone else ? kendall : if only . simone : wait , wait -- there 's something i do n't know ? greenlee : how about the truth this time ? kendall : you 're not going to like it . greenlee : now what 's your story ? he 's visiting some whorehouse ? sex parties ? kendall : i wish it were that simple . [ scene_break ] babe : does someone want to fill me in on what 's going on here ? what did i miss ? hello , anyone ? jamie : amanda 's ready to find herself a new place to live . [ scene_break ] [ cell door closes ] krystal : huh . dr. hayward . i was n't expecting you till tomorrow . david : i was concerned . krystal : seems so . david : your phone call sounded like it was an emergency . krystal : yeah , yeah . if you 'd gotten here any sooner , you 'd have caught up with yesterday . david : i talked them in to letting me see you tonight . krystal : oh . well , i am honored that i rate so highly . but then again , you , you have used that excuse to get here before . david : oh , i do n't make house calls for just anyone . krystal : but that 's how you got to see my old friend di , right ? huh , di . that 's funny , you add on an x - i - e , you got dixie . [ scene_break ] di : j.r. , please . we have n't come this far to lose each other now , have we ? j.r. : he knew ? look , you trusted him ? you turned to him ? di : i 'm not proud of what i 've done . j.r. : how ? how could you choose hayward over us ? tad : what ? run that by me again . j.r. : she called hayward after the accident . he 's known the whole time . she called him and let us think that she was dead . [ scene_break ] kendall : this thing with ryan , it 's not what you think . greenlee : who are you to tell me what to think ? kendall : it 's not the heat , greenlee . he did n't go out for a ride . ryan went to -- greenlee : no . i do n't want to hear it . kendall : you just told me you wanted the truth . greenlee : because you sucked me into kendall world for a minute . i 'm not going back there . i have no more intentions of testing him , no more secret plans , no more hiding behind bars , no more checking up on him . i 'm done . simone : no , wait , wait . maybe you ought to hear the girl out . greenlee : why , so i can turn into her and never trust the man i love again ? kendall : no , this is a fate worse than me , greenlee . ethan : listen , if ryan is in trouble , i want to help . kendall : all right , great . ok , go back to your little game and put your foot on her head . i got this one . come on , please ? greenlee : there 's nothing you can say to change my mind . kendall : is that your answer to everything ? greenlee : i 'm not stupid enough to trust what you have to say , not again . kendall : all right , well , then , just answer me one question -- is your baby factory open for business ? greenlee : david is checking the dna to find out which sample is ryan 's . kendall : ok , well , then , you have to know what 's going on before you go through with this . greenlee : i know what 's best for my family . kendall : listen to me , greenlee , ok , listen . this whole test - tube thing -- this was my fault , because i did n't tell you something else about ryan , and by the time i told you , it was too late . i 'm not going to do that to you again . greenlee : have n't you done enough damage ? kendall : yes , i admit we do have enough baggage to buy an extra seat on a plane . but do you honestly think i 'm trying to hurt you right now ? greenlee : he would n't . have i lost him ? for real ? kendall : ryan 's in for a world of hurt , and you might be the only one who can get him out of it . [ scene_break ] david : let me check your bp . krystal : yeah , i bet it 's racing today . so , tell me about dixie . david : everyone 's blown away . krystal : yeah , i can imagine . david : her miraculous return has the town reeling . krystal : well , it 's not every day that somebody comes back from the dead . david : hmm . you 'd be surprised . krystal : hmm ? is she for real ? david : she has to be . her fingerprints are a match . krystal : oh . any dna tests yet ? david : none that i 've heard of , although i 'm sure that adam will want some . krystal : oh , yeah , i bet he will . well , just keep an eye on him . you know , you do n't want adam messing with those dna test results . david : hmm . yep . we know where that could lead . krystal : yeah . david : everything 's fine here . krystal : so , how did dixie explain all that prison stuff ? david : i 'm not really sure where you 're going there . krystal : why do you think i called you ? i told you i saw dixie . [ krystal pulls out the photo babe had given her of little adam and his nanny and shows it to david . ] krystal : now , if that ai n't our old friend di kirby , then i 'm a frigging full- fledged md . [ scene_break ] di : i did n't see the point in telling you about david . tad : is it true ? j.r. : yeah , while we were suffering , hayward was taking a little trip off to europe . tad : i 'd rather hear it from her . di : yes . it 's true . j.r. : you know , i mean , how could you do this to us ? after everything hayward did to break up our family , how ? di : j.r. , you were too young to know what was really going on between david and me back then . j.r. : no , i knew enough . di : david was n't the only one having that affair . i was n't a victim . i was a willing player . right , tad ? do n't you -- do n't you dare look at me like that , tad martin . tad : i 'm not sure how i 'm supposed to look at you . di : why ? why ? because i 'm not the dixie you remember ? i 'm not the `` wish upon a star , together forever `` woman of your dreams ? tad : no , that 's true , because the dixie i remember would never do something like that to her own son . di : well , if you 're looking for the perfect mother , you remember the one that could kiss away your hurts and make your life all sunshine ? i 'm not her . j.r. : yeah , by the way , what happened to her ? di : that picture of perfection never existed . now , you broke my heart , tad , over and over , and i broke yours . no matter how many wonderful never - ending nights we spent in each other 's arms , there were nights that i was lying in someone else 's , and you were , too . j.r. : we got you to thank for that . di : no . you want to keep blaming tad for my affair with david . j.r. , you 're old enough to realize that i was right along there with him . you guys always forget that i am human , and i 've made my share of ugly , hurtful mistakes . i 'm no better or worse than either one of you . [ scene_break ] babe : why are you looking for a new place ? amanda : uh -- jamie : there 's not enough room here for the three of us . babe : then where are you going to go , because it 's not going be back to j.r. 's . jamie : amanda and i are just owning up . this place is too small for her to keep shacking here . she 'll find a new place to live in the morning . babe : it 's no smaller than when i left this morning . what 's the rush ? jamie : it 's just that we agreed -- amanda : no , jamie . i 'm -- i 'm going to tell babe the real reason you want me out . [ scene_break ] greenlee : it 's not possible . who does that ? kendall : ryan , apparently . simone : and i thought it was bad when he was cheating . kendall : greenlee , i 'm sorry , but this is the god 's honest truth . greenlee : no , you know what ? you 're wrong . places like that do n't exist . ethan : yes , they do . i had an old schoolmate of mine who got involved in that scene . he almost died . greenlee : no one asked you . who told you ? kendall : zach . greenlee : zach ? you expect me to believe anything that that -- kendall : ok , greenlee , listen , greenlee , we have to stop this , ok ? stop denying it . ethan : i 'll go find him . greenlee : no . it does n't make sense . simone : think about it . he 's hiding something . i saw him go there . kendall : you have to find a way to make him stop . greenlee : i wo n't believe it until i see it for myself . what 's the address ? kendall : 12 river drive , but you 're not going without me . simone : or me . you can bet your sweet aspirin we 're going . ethan : if it is anything close to the place i heard about back home , none of you should be going at all . kendall : no one 's going to stop us from helping ryan . simone : yeah , we 're all over this one . ethan : not without some protection , you 're not . greenlee : no , i do n't give a damn what you do , ethan . i mean , you two are my friends , dysfunctional though we may be . if what you say is true , then , yeah , i want you with me . [ scene_break ] amanda : jamie , i hope you are not taking this as seriously as you look . babe : does somebody want to fill me in here ? jamie : what 's so funny ? amanda : this little misunderstanding , i hope . oh . jamie was helping me study for an anatomy test . the guy is brilliant , knows more than gray 's proofreader . anyway , i was being a little crazy asking about the sexier parts of the body , and he thought i was hitting on him . i am totally embarrassed that he actually believed i 'd be such trash , but i probably deserve it . i mean , i do have a pretty warped sense of humor . i probably get it from my mom . it takes a little time to get my jokes . oh . i feel like i have misbehaved in sunday school . i need to be spanked . oh , god ! there i go again -- a joke , i swear ! babe : i 'm sure jamie did n't take it that seriously . amanda : oh . well , anyway , i deserve to do the dishes every day for a week . babe : i 'm actually kind of sad that i missed all the entertainment . jamie : you did n't miss much . amanda : hey , maybe i should leave . i mean , i 'm totally down with the fact that the three of us are living in a place so small . i mean , my bedroom is the kitchen . jamie : you know , whatever happened , you know babe and i are tight enough that no one 's getting between us . amanda : exactly why i thought it was safe to play around with you . i did n't mean to hit a sore spot , honest . babe : come on , jamie . you ca n't honestly think that amanda was trying to call you on the booty phone . amanda : ring , ring ! kidding ! no worries , you guys , really . jamie , i 'm sorry . ok . i 'm off to the libes to study , give you two some alone time , and whatever you decide is cool . i do n't want to start any drama . babe : we 'll figure it out . amanda : you guys have been great . thanks . all right . i 'm off like a prom dress . jamie : all right , i know she 's our friend , but i also know what went down . she has to go . [ scene_break ] di : can you even remember who i was , really ? j.r. : oh , come on . like we 're supposed to forget ? di : well , this is why things went south in the first place -- not because i did the wrong things , but because you were incapable of believing that i could actually do them . i mean , you put me up on this pedestal , and instead of forgiving me when i jumped off the damn thing myself , you have to find someone to accuse of smashing it . tad : ok , so how are we supposed to react ? we 're still trying to recover from the smack in the face that you 've been alive this entire time , and we were n't allowed to know about it . j.r. : and one more blow to the head -- you did tell someone , the one man who destroyed our whole family . di : no , david will never be in line for a halo , but he saved me more than once . j.r. : so that makes it ok to abandon your son and trust that jerk ? di : i 'm not defending that i stayed away or came back the way i did . i -- i had my reasons , my reasons . tad : reasons that obviously do n't include us . di : i was doing the best i could . when i came back , i came back to be me , not this sugar - frosted angel you remember me as . j.r. : so you came back to break our hearts ? di : no . but maybe something good has come out of all this . tad : i find that hard to believe . di : look at you two , side by side . i 've actually got you two using the word `` us . `` did you ever think that would happen ? maybe that was all that was meant to happen by me coming back here -- bringing you two closer . god knows it 'd be a miracle in itself . [ scene_break ] krystal : that is di kirby , the con that helped me out in here . david : the same one that got those thugs to lay off you ? krystal : yeah . you remember you made it a point one night to thank her for being so nice to me ? david : hmm . you know something ? you 're right . she really does look like her . krystal : it is her . david : so what was she in for ? krystal : well , she did n't tell me , or anybody else . but just think about it . di kirby , the jailbird , becomes diana cole , the nanny , who 's actually dixie cooney martin . david : wow . i do n't know . krystal , that seems like quite a stretch . krystal : well , i do n't know , not if somebody helped her . anyway , i was able to connect the dots . david : all right . and what was dixie in here for ? krystal : i do n't know . but you said yourself that she reminded you of somebody . david : you 're right . i did . krystal : yeah . i think your old friend dixie must have been in some kind of trouble . david : i do n't know , krystal . does n't seem to make any sense . krystal : hmm . you know what ? you remind me of somebody , too . david : really ? krystal : yeah . david : and who 's that ? krystal : oh , an old native american friend of mine called walking eagle . david : excuse me ? krystal : that 's a bird so full of crap that he ca n't even fly . you are a dirty , lying slimebag ! that woman is no more dixie than i am . [ scene_break ] jamie : this place is a shoebox . you do n't put three shoes in a shoebox . amanda has to go . babe : we knew it was temporary , but where is she supposed to go , back to j.r. 's ? we ca n't do that to her . jamie : she 's a big girl . she 'll find something that works . right now we need to do what works for us . babe : did she really cross the line ? jamie : oh , well , let 's just say if this thing were the line , she jumped clear over it . babe : but she 's not stupid . why would she do something like that ? she knows exactly , exactly how we are . jamie : girls jump guys with girlfriends all the time . babe : and you 're sure there 's not a chance that maybe you read into it more ? jamie : ok , maybe a small , mini - me - sized chance , but it felt like the real deal . and it still does n't change the math . three is definitely a crowd here . babe : well , we ca n't just throw her out to the wolves . jamie : oh , trust me , i 'd be a little more worried for the wolves . babe : jamie , you are n't -- you were n't really thinking about it , were you ? [ scene_break ] amanda : want some company ? aidan : hey , amanda . you know , you should be careful not to drown in the sink tonight . i 'm right in the middle of something and wo n't have time to give you mouth - to - mouth . amanda : oh , give it some time . the night 's still young . excuse me . i 'll have whatever he 's drinking . aidan : i hate to disappoint you , but it 's only a soda water . amanda : oh , you 'd never disappoint me . and who says i need booze to party ? aidan : i really need you to leave me alone right now . amanda : oh . you 're working on a case right now . gotcha . ok . do n't tell me any more . let 's see -- oh . easy one . it 's the young guy at the bar with the really ugly jacket . you 're waiting to catch him cheat on his wife -- poor thing . and you 're waiting to snap his picture with the little camera you have hidden in your lap . aidan : how did you know it was him ? amanda : what can i tell you ? i 'm good . you just have to pay attention . you see , he 's rubbing his left ring finger , a habit some people have of playing with their wedding ring which , hmm , for some reason he 's taken off for the night . aidan : clever girl . how did you guess about the camera ? amanda : your hand has n't moved from your lap since i spotted you -- either that or you 're lonelier than i thought . aidan : you win . amanda : so is this guy really a player who 's cheating on his wife ? aidan : yep , and he 's been doing it for months now . problem is the other woman left him before i could get the goods his wife was looking for . you know , this guy comes in every night looking for a new girl to take home ? amanda : oh , so you 're just following him around waiting for him to find tonight 's lucky lady ? cool . watch and learn . [ scene_break ] krystal : you are a sorry excuse for a doctor and a daddy . that woman is nobody but di kirby , and you two set that whole thing up . david : krystal , you 'll understand if you just let me explain . krystal : i knew it . i knew you were up to something . you told me . you told me you had this big plan to help babe , and i told you -- i told you to let it go and not stir things up , but , no , dr. destruction had to go and cook up some craziness . david : yeah ? well this craziness is going to get our daughter back her son . krystal : no , no . no , you just want the whole town jumping through your hoops thinking that dixie is back from the grave . well , praise the lord and pass the libidozone . david : hey , why not ? well , guess what -- it 's working . krystal : oh , yeah ? what 's working ? some twisted plan to get at revenge at all things chandler and martin ? well , take a good look at what that last plan got us . david : no , this is totally different . krystal : no , no , it is n't , it is n't , and i 'm going to put a stop to it . david : wait a minute . no , you 're not . krystal : you are the one that deserves to be behind bars right now , david , because what you are doing to j.r. and tad is just as cruel and just as evil as what i did to bianca montgomery . [ scene_break ] j.r. : do n't even think for a second that i 'm going to hug him and apologize . tad : i do n't think your miracle 's big enough . di : i love you both . i mean , even through all the hell i went through , i never for a minute forgot either one of you , how much you loved me . now , you may not believe it , but that is what got me through . just now , i remember all of your expectations , too , the ones i could never , ever live up to , and i have seen too many dark places to even try and live like that again . i wo n't do it . i am sorry i hurt you . i want you to take me back into your hearts , or not , because if you ca n't take me back as who i am -- human , flawed -- if you ca n't accept that , then maybe i did the right thing by staying away all these years . maybe i should have stayed away for good for all of our sakes . j.r. : she 's wrong , you know . she was n't like that back then . tad : yes , she was . we both were . [ scene_break ] greenlee : this is it ? kendall : ok . we 're with you all the way . greenlee : it 's locked . simone : yeah , well , credit card , anyone ? ethan ? greenlee : hello ? ethan : there 's got to be someone inside . greenlee : open the damn door ! ethan : what the hell are you doing here ? zach : take them home . take them all home . greenlee : get out of my way . zach : you do n't want to see this . greenlee : maybe not . but no one 's stopping me now . whatever 's going on behind those doors , i 'm going to see it with my own eyes . simone : yeah , we 're right behind you , sweetie . ethan : if this had anything to do with you -- zach : yeah . kendall : this is going to kill her . zach : there 's no stopping him . [ scene_break ] jamie : nothing will stop me from loving you , not j.r. , not aunt phoebe , not amanda . babe : i did n't think so . but things did get kind of weird there for a minute . jamie : if i was tempted by amanda at all , would n't you think you 'd notice by now ? she 's not exactly hiding anything . babe : i never noticed , maybe because you never noticed . jamie : not once . babe : ok , call me crazy , and i 'm sure there 'd be lots of people that would raise their hands at this , but i never thought for a minute that you would cheat on me , no matter how many hotties throw themselves at you . jamie : because i would n't , ever . babe : because you 're one of the good guys . jamie : and you know how much i love you . beautiful , sexy . babe : you know , we do have the place to ourselves . maybe we should take advantage . jamie : well , i 've already forgotten what we were talking about . [ scene_break ] amanda : thanks again for the drink . george , right ? george : yep , like the monkey . amanda : i bet you 're very curious . george : i 've never seen you here before , and i would definitely remember you . amanda : i normally get hit on by the drunk or really obnoxious guy with a bad pickup line , like `` nice dress , look really good on the floor . `` george : `` was your daddy a hunter ? because he caught himself a fox . `` amanda : oh ! that 's horrible . do n't tell me you busted that out . george : `` hey , baby , i 'm new in town . can i get directions to your place ? `` amanda : stop it ! i ca n't take it anymore . george : no more , i promise . amanda : hey , that is a really great - looking jacket . george : oh . it feels like cashmere , but it 's all synthetic . go ahead , touch it . come on , you 'll love it . amanda : oh , wow . oh , that 's really nice . yeah . [ as amanda comes on to george and they touch each other suggestively , aidan shoots away with his little camera from a discreet distance . ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : i think hayward took advantage of her after the accident . she was confused , and she was in all that pain . she wanted to get back to us . but he was the one person to convince her to stay away . i hate that son of a -- tad : yeah . you 're not the only one . j.r. : i do n't think i could ever forgive her . tad : forgiveness is a tricky thing . sometimes , we ca n't forgive other people because they bear witness to our mistakes . j.r. : yeah , speak for yourself . tad : i am . regardless , forgiveness does n't erase another person 's sins . it just enables us to love them in spite of their sins . j.r. : who are we talking about here ? tad : i 've always hoped somehow we could get back to the way we were . j.r. : i do n't think that 's ever going to be possible . tad : i raised you as my son . dixie always wanted me to have a place in your life . j.r. : yeah . and i thought she wanted a place in mine , too . i guess we were both wrong . tad : well , if we ca n't learn to forgive each other , maybe we can learn to forgive your mom . [ scene_break ] david : this plan is working perfectly . j.r. is convinced that mommy has miraculously returned . krystal : along with everybody else . david : yeah , that 's right . and they are going to continue to believe that until i say otherwise . krystal : oh , god , you have sunk so low , you are feeding from the bottom . david : this is not about me , krystal . it 's about our daughter 's needs . krystal : and meanwhile , you have opened up a dozen wounds that 's just going to rip that family apart when they finally find out the truth . david : come off it , krystal . what is more important to you ? our daughter finally getting her son back or tad getting his feelings hurt ? krystal : we are parents . we 're not gods . and it 's not our job to change the whole universe for her . david : look , all i need is a little more time . it 's not going to be long before di convinces j.r. to come over from the dark side and give our daughter joint custody . krystal : and i remember all the same stalls , all the same excuses that kept a real mama from her baby . david : there is more to this plan . soon , our dixie will suddenly decide to return back to europe , leaving a few teary eyes and one happy babe . mission accomplished . krystal : nobody -- nobody is ever going to put me in that situation ever again . david : i liked you a hell of a lot better when all you were concerned about was our daughter . krystal : i still am concerned about our daughter . david : then start acting like it and keep your damn mouth shut ! david : you 're not there every day for babe , but i am . and i 'm watching j.r. get worse and worse . i see it in his eyes . krystal : i raised my daughter to be a fighter . but i think it 's high time we start fighting fair . david : we 're not dealing with people who fight fair . all of his revenge is focused directly on her . krystal : i saw my daughter grow up to be a strong woman , david . she can handle j.r. look , none of us -- none of us are jumping for joy about this . but this was a hand we were dealt , and you know what ? we dealt it ourselves . [ door opens ] david : babe is working her tail off , making a few measly bucks off a couple of drunks . she lives for those few precious moments that she gets to spend with our grandson each week . now , i 'm the one that sees the pain in her eyes when those few minutes are over . krystal : the lies have got to stop . david : if i can keep this plan going the same golden way that it 's been going thus far , all of our daughter 's problems will be over . krystal : but it 's wrong , david . david : if you blow this plan sky high , you 're going to be blowing our daughter 's life up right along with it . [ scene_break ] babe : you know , i forgot how nice it is for us to have the place to ourselves -- jamie : tomorrow -- babe : even if it is for a little bit . jamie : well , tomorrow , it 'll be for good . babe : i also really liked having amanda around . jamie : i do n't really miss her . babe : but do n't you think there 's a way we could figure it out so she could stay a little while longer ? at least until she has a place of her own ? pretty please ? jamie : are you trying to bribe me ? babe : will it work ? jamie : well , since you put it that way -- fine . she can stay , but not for long . now , stop talking . [ phone rings ] babe : hmm , hmm . jamie : no , no , no -- babe : yes . hello . yeah , it 's me . sure . sure . see you soon . guess who 's taking the late shift . jamie : you just got home . babe : i know . roy 's sick , and we can use the tips . jamie : how long before you have to be there ? babe : in half an hour . jamie : really ? so how about we put in a little of our own overtime ? babe : i think i have another compliment in me . [ scene_break ] amanda : you must be a very good salesman . george : oops . george : meet me at the hotel . i never thought i 'd get this lucky . i 'll order us some malt liquor . amanda : i hate malt liquor . george : ow ! what was that for ? i know . i 'll get us some wine . amanda : that was for being a sleaze . you are a pig . you know , i am not going back to your hotel room so you can get lucky . you are lucky that i do n't call the cops . this freak comes up to me , waves his little hotel room key , and tries to feel me up ! george : oh , no -- amanda : you know , you would n't know cashmere from a cross - stitch . oh , please , does your act really work on any girl ? you would n't believe the stuff that came out of this guy 's mouth . i mean , for once , could someone come up with something original ? would it kill you to say something that i have n't heard before ? points for creativity , guys . come on , work with me here ! [ scene_break ] [ cheering and yelling ] kendall : please , greenlee , wait . simone : oh , god , it stinks in here . it smells like cheap cigars and -- ethan : blood . simone : oh , god . [ cheers and shouts ] greenlee : oh , god . oh , god . [ scene_break ] aidan : you did n't entrap him into doing anything , though , right ? amanda : mr . malt liquor ? he 's a natural born loser . next time give me a challenge , will you ? aidan : i 'll see what i can do . amanda : so , now that your case is solved , you can take me out to thank me . aidan : not tonight , love . i 've got other plans . but please , do let me know if you need a job . amanda : oh , i definitely will . [ scene_break ] david : you obviously have n't given enough thought to this . you have n't had a chance to . dixie can do a hell of a lot more than just get little adam back for babe . krystal : do n't say her name as if she 's actually real . david : she can get adam and j.r. to go to the governor and get him to commute your sentence . you can get out of this place , krystal . and once di leaves town , that 's going to leave little adam missing a grandmother . and let us not forget that also leaves tad wide open for your welcome - home party . krystal : yeah , because you got dixie to tear open his heart again ? david : well , here 's some good news for you -- tad has already rejected dixie . so no more ghosts for you to have to compete with . think about it , krystal . think about all the benefits that my plan has to offer . [ scene_break ] di : yeah . you 're such a precious little guy . oh , i want to stay . i would miss you so much . did i find you all just to lose you again ? [ j.r. enters the room and hugs di as she 's holding little adam . ] [ scene_break ] [ alone at the boathouse , tad thinks . ] [ scene_break ] in a seedy smoke - filled room , ryan is engaging in a human cock fight while all sorts of characters yell and cheer them on . ] [ next_on ] amanda : do i get to stay ? jamie : that depends on what you really want . kendall ( to zach ) : do i try to stop my friend from getting pregnant , or do i just watch this train wreck happen ? [ as ryan slams his opponent onto the hard cold floor , greenlee approaches . ] greenlee : ryan !
kendall reveals to greenlee that ryan goes to a secret place and it 's worse than seeing another woman or prostitute . greenlee finally agrees to go with kendall and simone to find his secret place . ethan insists on accompanying the three women . zach follows them . it looks like a crowded place where guys go to fight .
aidan : hey . got your message . it 's a bit early for a pint , is n't it ? greenlee : no , do n't worry . i had something else in mind . here . it tastes way better than my champagne and stout combo . it 's good for you , too . well , are n't you going to try it ? aidan : what are we doing , greenlee ? what is this ? greenlee : a peace offering ? [ scene_break ] tad : what 's the matter , sweetie ? not hungry ? come on , just -- just a couple mouthfuls , all right ? hey , listen -- if you do n't eat , how are you going to have energy to play with that -- that new dollhouse that colby gave you , huh ? [ kathy sighs ] tad : come on , baby , just -- here , take a little nibble of this . come on . jake : can i join in ? tad : hey , hey ! as long as you promise to behave . have a seat . you got to watch this guy like a hawk . you know why ? because he steals bacon for a living . jake : lucky for you , i 've already eaten . [ scene_break ] singer : for years i could only dream this through tears of joy i 've seen this heaven 's not too far away dré : colby said 9 : 30 , right ? cassandra : that 's what i thought . dré : she 's late . typical . cassandra : you want me to text her ? dré : no , no , no , i just did . i mean , yeah , she said `` b.j . 's . `` cassandra : yep , b.j . 's dré : weird . colby set this up , so where is she ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : all right , then , just give me a call when you get those figures . all right . what are you guys doing here ? adam : well , i see you need a refresher . see this ? `` the chandler `` ? that 's me . j.r. : oh . where does colby fit in ? colby : good question , j.r . adam : your sister needs her own parking spot . j.r. : ok . adam : and a sign that says `` reserved for colby chandler . `` colby : that 's why you dragged me down here ? to show me some lame parking space ? adam : well , i thought you might want to know what you 're going to be parking there . colby : no way ! adam : go take a peek , sweetheart . i think you 'll enjoy the view . colby : oh , my god , daddy , are you serious ? that car is sick ! adam : `` sick `` ? uh , good -- i think . because it 's all yours . [ scene_break ] jack : hi . how do you do it ? erica : well , i told you about rochelle , did n't i ? i mean , she 's a great seamstress . she takes in all my jumpsuits . jack : does a fantastic job , too , i might add . but that 's not what i was talking about . i meant , how do you stay so confident ? erica : about what ? jack : everything . carmen , for instance . you 're absolutely positive you 're going to be able to get her out of here . erica : jack , i have no choice . i promised carmen a retrial . jack : so , therefore , that 's what 's going to happen ? erica : well , have you ever known me to break a promise ? jack : hmm . just the one you made me on our wedding day . erica : jackson montgomery , you know that 's not true . jack : yes , i do . erica : so , you trying to pick a fight with me ? jack : i know better than that . erica : because if you think about it , that -- our broken wedding day promise was really a favor . in case you have n't noticed , i 'm in prison . jack : i 've noticed . erica : so , then , you know that if we were married right now , it would be awful . jack : oh , i do n't know that it would be awful . erica : we 'd be reduced to letters , brief visits , monitored phone calls . all intimacy stripped away . is that what you want ? jack : no , that 's not at all what i want . erica : so , should we get back to business ? jack : yeah , i guess we should . so , where 's that lucky cellmate of yours , huh ? carmen : right here , jackie . miss me ? jack : always . carmen : so , what 's going on ? you get me a gig yet ? am i getting sprung ? jack : actually , i 'm afraid i 've run into a little roadblock in that regard . the judge wo n't sign off on you working for me or erica or anybody that 's related to us . carmen : but i need a job and a place to live , to get out on bail before my retrial , right ? jack : that 's right . but , believe me , i have n't given up yet . carmen : well , maybe you should . i mean , you really think a total stranger is going to take in a convicted felon ? you 're good , jackie , but even you ca n't make miracles . erica : but , lucky for you , i can . [ scene_break ] colby : thank you so much , daddy . i ca n't believe it ! a new car ! adam : the one i bought you for your sweet 16 is so totally yesterday 's news . j.r. : oh , yeah . it 's so 2006 . adam : [ laughs ] you deserve it , sweetheart . j.r. : why , exactly ? i 'm just asking . adam : well , she 's turning 18 . that 's an adult . it requires quite a bit of responsibility and some privileges . hmm . hmm . colby : are those to the car ? adam : yes , this one is . colby : there 's more ? j.r. : yeah , there 's more ? adam : and this one is to the lodge at the lake . colby : i can go there whenever i want ? adam : whenever you want . and take whoever you please . you and your sorority sisters can have a slumber party . colby : i 'm not in a sorority yet . and we do n't call them `` slumber parties `` anymore , dad . j.r. : no , i think they just call them `` keggers , `` right ? colby : shut up , j.r . shoot , i do n't know what else to say . adam : well , i think , `` thank you `` and a hug would suffice . colby : thank you . but , dad , this does n't make what you did to tad and j.r. ok . adam : i know , i know . but ca n't a father give his daughter a gift and have it just be that -- a gift ? colby : i 'm just saying -- you 've got a long ways to go before i forgive you for hiding kate . adam : yes . but i feel i 'm holding you up . why do n't you go have some fun ? go , go , go ! adam : spit it out , already . j.r. : ok . what the hell was that all about ? [ scene_break ] singer : i was rocking upon the edge jake : thank you . what are you drawing ? kathy : that 's me and that 's my daddy . jake : really ? well , you 're very good , actually . and you 're very kind . that picture of your daddy looks 10 years younger . tad : you 're no help . it 's a fabulous likeness . it just so happens , among other things , my daughter is a tremendous artiste . huh ? hey , you know who this guy is , besides being very silly ? he 's my brother . that means he 's your uncle . jake : yeah , for better or for worse . tad : definitely for better . you remember your grandma ruth and your grandpa joe ? well , he 's their son , just like me . we 're family , hmm ? and you are a great , big , beautiful part of that . is n't she ? jake : i know what he 's doing . i know what you 're doing . kathy : what 's he doing ? jake : your dad 's being very sneaky . he 's trying to get me to stay in pine valley . kathy : you do n't live here ? tad : no . sadly , your uncle jake lives far , far away . kathy : from his mommy and daddy ? tad : uh - huh . kathy : why ? tad : yeah , jake . why ? [ scene_break ] aidan : a peace offering ? greenlee : yeah . i was hoping we could start over . i know you said you could never be just my friend , but we should find a way to make the `` friends `` thing work . aidan : is this because i kissed you ? greenlee : no . yeah , sort of . aidan : oh , well , i 'm glad we figured that out . greenlee : i spent yesterday afternoon with ryan . aidan : of course . greenlee : not like that . we were on a boat . not a romantic boat , a platonic boat . aidan : i did n't realize they had those . greenlee : yeah , they do . and we had a great time just talking , listening , doing nothing , really . aidan : greenlee , why are you telling me this ? greenlee : because ryan and i are in a good place . and with kendall -- we 're not best friends again , but at least i 've controlled the urge to kill her . aidan : so ? greenlee : so that just leaves you . if i can get past everything with ryan and kendall -- aidan : well , you can get past it with me , too . greenlee : yeah . aidan : so we 're back to this -- this `` friends `` thing , are we ? greenlee : yeah . like `` oh , no , my toilet 's clogged . i better call my friend aidan . `` aidan : yeah . feel free to call your super on that one . greenlee : fine . or , `` hmm , i 'm bored . we can go to the movies . `` friends totally do that . aidan : yeah , they do . greenlee : yeah . we could eat popcorn . aidan : what happens if i reach over and get some popcorn and i accidentally do this ? we still feel like friends then ? ooh , what 's this ? greenlee : you 're missing the point . friends do n't touch each other like that . aidan : like what ? greenlee : like that ! all gentle and whispery . aidan : ok , so , what do friends do ? hmm ? greenlee : they high - five , give knuckles . chest - bump . aidan : you and kendall chest - bump ? greenlee : all the time . aidan : and you and ryan ? greenlee : we 're like the king and queen of high - fiving . aidan : because you 're friends ? greenlee : yes . aidan : even though you used to be in love ? greenlee : exactly . aidan : and you 're trying with kendall ? greenlee : even though i used to hate her . ok , now , see , you 're getting it . aidan : you 're not getting it , greenlee . our situation is completely different . greenlee : how ? aidan : well , ryan and kendall are n't madly in love with you like i am . they do n't want to marry you , and i hope they do n't want to make love to you . greenlee : apparently , i 've got my work cut out for me . [ aidan sighs ] greenlee : all right , come on . aidan : what are you doing ? greenlee : friendship 101 . come on , give me a fist . ok , see , now , and blow it up . just -- yes ! nice ! aidan : this means we 're friends now , does it ? greenlee : it 's a start . [ scene_break ] dré : so , how 's it going living with your mom ? cassandra : it 's going . dré : you and frankie seem pretty tight . cassandra : oh , yeah , we are . that part 's cool . dré : but the rest of it ? cassandra : i -- i mean , do n't get me wrong , i love -- love my family , but , i do n't know , sometimes it just gets -- dré : complicated ? cassandra : yeah . complicated . singer : everything got twisted around and bent right out of shape colby : sorry , sorry . i know . i was with my dad and j.r . cassandra : oh , how 's your dad ? is he still acting all crazy ? colby : uh , define `` crazy . `` he bought me a new car and gave me keys to our lodge . dré : whoa ! wait , wait , why 'd he do that ? colby : he says it 's because i 'm turning 18 and i deserve it . cassandra : and you say ? colby : and i say it 's because i 'm turning 18 and get shares and a vote in chandler enterprises now . dré : the dude 's bribing you ? colby : and i totally saw i coming . cassandra : wow . well , at least you 're working it . colby : tell me about it . ugh . family . why does it have to be so -- cassandra and dré : complicated ? [ cassandra and dré laugh ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : this is priceless , dad . what did you do , buy colby a pony , too ? adam : what , are you jealous ? j.r. : no , no it just does n't surprise me , either . you 're trying to get her vote . colby gets chandler shares for her 18th birthday . adam : oh , nonsense . j.r. : you know , it 's really sad when you have to throw money at your children just to get them on your side . adam : well , apparently not for you . you 're here because -- well , because -- why are you here , j.r. ? j.r. : because i give a damn about this company . it 's my legacy . it 's my son 's legacy . adam : of course . but we wo n't be needing your services any longer . i can take it from here . j.r. : oh , is that so ? adam : yeah , you go right on back to doing whatever it is you were doing . j.r. : yeah , well , you know , it 's funny that you mention it , because i actually do have something in the works . adam : oh , really ? j.r. : oh , yeah . remember that online network i was getting ready to launch ? adam : oh , yes , yes -- the one that depended on that drug - addled bimbo to -- that you wanted to sleep with . how could i forget ? j.r. : yeah , well , it turns out the project 's not dead in the water after all . i just got off the phone with my contact at q & b ; distribution . adam : did you , now ? j.r. : mm - hmm . he says it 's got a real shot this time , even without ava . adam : did he say he thinks britney 's going to run for president ? j.r. : what the hell are you talking about ? adam : fusion has an exclusive lock on q & b. ; everybody knows that . you should 've -- you should 've come to me a good deal sooner , saved yourself a lot of time . and a lot of embarrassment . [ scene_break ] colby : hey , kathy . you want to come sit with the cool kids for a little while ? tad : go ahead , it 's all right . go be cool . colby : come on . jake : your napkin . tad : you still have n't answered her question yet . jake : we 're not going to get back into all that , are we ? tad : we never left . how can you look at her face and not know how important you are ? jake : do n't , do n't do that . this is not about you guys . tad : well , that 's comforting . jake : there are so many people in africa that need my help , tad . they need me . tad : and we do n't ? jake : you 're kidding right now , right ? tad : no . if you had n't been on that roof a while back , i would n't be here . you saved my life , remember ? jake : i had help . tad : jake , if you had n't been there , i would n't be here . it 's a fact . i was a dead man , and you know it . jake : well , then , put up a statue for me . or do n't . actually , you should n't because i do n't quite deserve one . tad : ok , you know what , enough is enough . i 'm sick of this . once and for all , what the hell is eating at you ? jake : i do n't know if i have it anymore . tad : what are you talking about ? did something happen ? jake : i messed up a patient , and i -- i did n't have their full history , and i could have cost them their life . tad : sweetheart , you made a mistake , so what ? you telling me with all the casualties you had to deal with over there , nobody makes a mistake in africa ? jake : as far as africa goes , people just live or die . they do n't have hope . there 's no time for hope . hope does not exist . tad : well , if you really believe that , maybe that 's your problem right there . [ scene_break ] greenlee : oh , this is n't happening , is it ? aidan : what ? i thought i did the knuckle thing perfect , no ? greenlee : no , not that . the whole friend fantasy . aidan : fantasy , huh ? greenlee : oh , get your mind out of the gutter , devane . you know what , forget i said anything . forget it . we 'll just -- we 'll keep our distance . i 'll do my thing , you do yours . aidan : that 's not what i want , greenlee . greenlee : oh , i 'm clear on what you want . i 'm just not going to give it to you . aidan : fine . you know what ? let 's just agree to be best mates . how 's that ? greenlee : well , let 's just start with `` mate , `` ok , and then we can work our way up . aidan : `` mate `` it is . greenlee : seriously ? you said you could n't . aidan : i do n't really have a choice , do i ? it 's either be your friend or live without you , and i do n't like the last one . greenlee : so , wow . you 're really cool with just hanging out ? aidan : i have to be , greens . i want to be close to you . i want to be so close that i hear that wicked laugh of yours . greenlee : it 's pretty wicked , is n't it ? aidan : looks like we only have one order of business we have to deal with . greenlee : what ? aidan : alphonso . i know he was looking forward to wearing his tux at the wedding . greenlee : i think he 'll get over it . [ scene_break ] j.r. : hey . what are you doing here ? babe : i 'm bringing you breakfast . j.r. : are n't you supposed to be at fusion ? babe : yeah , i 'm on the way there . j.r. : uh , babe , chandler 's not on the way to fusion . babe : ok , things have been pretty tense at the office lately , and i just needed a time - out . j.r. : yeah . i need one of those , too . here . so , who 's all got you riled up ? is it kendall or greenlee ? babe : uh , it 's a little of everything -- the way they 're running the company , how little control i have . i mean , i used to own half of fusion . it 's like everybody 's forgotten that . j.r. : mm - hmm . there 's been a lot of selective memory around here , too . babe : yeah . well , anyway , i thought if i stopped by here and had a little breakfast , maybe i could go into the office without my head exploding . what ? j.r. : i like that . you know , i 'm the guy that keeps you from your head exploding . babe : oh , oh , how do you know it 's not the bagels ? j.r. : ooh . babe : so , what 's going on here ? j.r. : you do n't want to know . babe : yeah , i do . i 'm in desperate need of distraction . j.r. : well , you just missed my father and colby . babe : colby ? since when does she hang out at the office ? j.r. : uh , since never . dad bought her a new car and brought her here to collect . babe : wow , another car . i 'm guessing for her birthday . j.r. : her 18th birthday . babe : colby chandler officially becomes an adult . j.r. : yes , and officially a shareholder . babe : so , what , you think adam 's trying to buy her votes ? j.r. : why does that surprise you ? babe : well , i do n't know . i mean , i guess after everything that 's happened with kathy and tad , i 'd think that maybe he 'd take a breather from messing with people ? j.r. : no , no , it 's just business as usual around here , and i 'm beyond sick of it . babe : well , then just leave , j.r . j.r. : and let my dad win ? i 'm not going to let him use his company the way he used my little sister . i 'm not going to let little a be groomed for this company with that as an example . babe : so , then what are you going to do ? j.r. : i 'm going to become ceo . i 'm going to take chandler enterprises . all of it . [ scene_break ] carmen : hey , is n't that that rich guy who went bananas ? jack : shh , shh , shh , shh . carmen : [ speaks spanish ] if i want out of here , i got to work for him ? erica : hello , adam . please , have a seat . adam : your -- ahem -- your `` go get your children back `` pep talk has n't worked yet , so i 'm not in the mood for cheerleading . erica : well , look around you , adam . i 'm hardly in the position to wave pompoms . adam : well , that 's true . you -- you are stuck in the slammer . erica : and you were stuck in a mental institution . adam : hmm . erica : well , let 's not get bogged down in details . so , you are a public disgrace . adam : i do n't have to listen to this ! erica : no i was , too , until i did something about it . adam : yeah , i saw your behind -- the behind - the - bars special the other day . erica : ok , and ? adam : well , despite your neon jumpsuit , you looked like you had n't missed a beat . erica : and why do you think that is , adam ? because when it comes to image , i am a genius . adam : hooray for you . yes , hooray for you . now , would you tell me what the hell i have to do with all this ? erica : you want to go from lunatic to hero ? i can take you there , adam . today . [ scene_break ] j.r. : well , say something , babe . babe : what do you want me to say ? i do n't think it 's a good idea . j.r. : why not ? i ran chandler enterprises while my father was at oak haven , and everybody was impressed . babe : i know that , i know that . but what is this really about , j.r. ? j.r. : what do you mean , `` what is it about ? `` it 's about me , it 's about being the best man for the job . babe : are you sure it 's not about you sticking it to adam ? j.r. : i 'm done with that , ok ? i know that there was a tug of war between us before , but that 's not what i 'm about this time . babe : ok , then what is it about ? j.r. : well , it 's about running chandler enterprises the best way that i know how . i want little a to be excited about becoming a part of this company when he 's ready to . babe : if -- if he wants to . j.r. : yeah , well , of course , if he wants to . babe : ok , but i -- i really do n't think that adam 's going to go quietly on this . j.r. : yeah , tell me about it . but i can handle him . what ? what is with the worried look ? babe : because , j.r. , i do n't know what 's worse -- you fighting adam or becoming him . [ scene_break ] jack : you know , carmen , this could take a while . you might want to wait back in your room . carmen : `` cell , `` jackie . jack : cell , cell . carmen : yeah , but , oh , what i would n't do for a real room -- some curtains , shag carpet , lava lamp . [ scene_break ] erica : you need to do more than prove your sanity , adam . you need to prove to the world that you are a good and compassionate man . adam : ah . fine . what charity and how much ? erica : oh , adam , put your checkbook away . i do n't want your money . adam : well , how else are you going to exploit my philanthropic instincts ? erica : you said you watched my show the other day ? adam : yes , i saw your moony - eyed interview with samuel woods . oh , yes . erica : well , it also featured my cellmate and dear friend , carmen morales . adam : you mean the one that kidnapped you and ran you all over the country ? erica : i mean the one who was unfairly prosecuted and was put into jail for no reason at all . adam : do you intend to get to the point any time soon ? erica : in order for carmen to be released before her retrial , she needs a job , adam , and a place to live . adam : you 're not suggesting -- now you 're the one who 's lost your mind . [ scene_break ] tad : since when are you a guy that does n't believe in hope ? jake : you just do n't -- you just do n't get it . tad : no , maybe not , but i get you . at least i used to . jake : what was that ? guilt trip . tad : no , no , no , it 's not . i 'm not being funny , i 'm stating the obvious . look , you know i love you -- no matter what , i love you -- but i 've got to be honest . lately , there 's not a whole lot about you that i recognize anymore . jake : well , tad , that 's life . people change . tad : yeah . people grow . they evolve . this is different . i 'm worried for you . it 's like somebody sucked the life right out of you . jake : really ? what am i supposed to do with that ? tad : get it back . stay . jake : oh , because pine valley has all the answers ? tad : no , i did n't say that . one thing we do have a lot of is hope , and i should know . look at me and kathy . we 're living proof . hey . did you have fun ? kathy : i was scared you left . tad : nah . i was right here the entire time . i 'm not going anywhere , sunshine . jake : yeah , me either . for a while . so , are you going to eat this or what ? i mean -- tad : no , but i am . jake : well , i -- tad : no , i got it . [ scene_break ] colby : jesse took a job at pvu ? cassandra : mm - hmm . dré : so , if you move to pine valley , then -- cassandra : yeah . if i stay here , that 's where i 'll be going to school in the fall . i know . i mean , who wants their stepdad checking up on them all the time ? dré : well , at least he checks up on you . i mean , my dad 's too busy making out with erica kane . colby : they did not make out . dré : close enough . i mean , there he was on tv acting all generous and gracious . meanwhile , he 's only putting in extra face time because his numbers are slipping . colby : yeah , well , be thankful your dad did n't try to buy you off . cassandra : ok , he 's got to know you 're on to him . colby : trust me , he does n't have a clue . dré : wait , so these votes your dad wants -- what are they about ? colby : all i know is the only ones that matter are the ones he and j.r. disagree on . so that means i have to be stuck in the middle of it . do i look psyched or what ? dré : that sucks . colby : tell me about it . cassandra : you know , sometimes i just wish i could just get away from the whole family thing -- i mean , just for a little while . colby : i might be able to help you out with that . you guys have plans for fourth of july ? dré : nope . cassandra : not yet . colby : you do now . [ scene_break ] aidan : so , friend , what 's on the agenda for today ? greenlee : you actually want to start hanging out , like , now ? aidan : well , yeah . why not ? unless you 've got a better offer . greenlee : no , actually , i do n't . aidan : so , you got me here . what do you plan to do with me ? greenlee : um , i plan to put you to work . i 've got to clean up this mess . aidan : fine , i 'll help you . greenlee : ok . aidan : oops . greenlee : sorry . aidan : sorry . greenlee : oh . aidan : uh , where -- where should these go ? greenlee : right over there . oh , ugh . aidan : you all right ? what happened ? greenlee : nothing . i got this -- aidan : come here . greenlee : what ? give it to me . aidan : i think you 've got yogurt on your face . greenlee : yeah . yeah . i got to go . aidan : i thought you said you had nothing to do for the rest of the day . friend ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : i wo n't turn into my father , babe . babe : how can you know that ? j.r. : because i know what i want , i know who i am , and it does n't involve being miserable or all alone . babe : yeah , but what if you ca n't help it , j.r. ? i mean , you grew up with adam . that 's all you know . j.r. : yeah , and you grew up in a trailer park . it does n't mean anything , and it does n't have to . babe : but how do we get away from that ? it just feels like no matter what i do , i 'm always going to be seen as that girl . j.r. : not by me . not by a lot of people . you 've changed , babe , and believe it or not , so have i . babe : i know that . i know that now , but , i mean , you taking over chandler and taking adam 's place ? j.r. : i 'm not trying to take his place . i 'm just trying to make it mine . babe : are you sure that you can do that ? j.r. : yes . i 'm going to run work better , my love life . babe : well , you make it sound really easy . j.r. : yeah , well , that 's because it is . it 's very easy . if we could just get past all this bull , we could live our lives the way that we want to live it . babe : j.r. , you 've got it all figured out , do n't you ? j.r. : yeah , i do . now i do . but now i just need you on my side . i ca n't conquer the world without my partner , can i ? babe : i guess we do make a good team , huh ? j.r. : yeah , we do . we always did . well , maybe not always , but things are different this time . babe : so , you really think we can have it all ? j.r. : yeah . i just need you to believe it , too . [ scene_break ] carmen : [ sighs ] this is useless . i 'm never getting out of here . jack : oh , i do n't know about that , carmen . erica 's got that look in her eye . carmen : what look ? jack : the one she gets when she 's about to win . carmen : oh , that . that 's always there . superstar 's magic . if only i could borrow some . [ scene_break ] adam : you want me to open my home to a deranged criminal ? erica : carmen is no such thing , adam . and besides , she would n't just be living there , adam . she 'd be working . she 'd be helping out around the use . adam : while she 's stealing the silver . erica : adam , i know that since your episode , most of your staff has left you . it 's a win - win , adam . adam : all right , all right . if i say this and do this -- and that 's a big `` if `` -- you 're going to owe me big time . erica : oh , no , i wo n't . i stopped owing you after the second time you tricked me into marrying you . besides , if anyone 's doing anyone a favor around here , it 's me . adam : in what demented universe ? erica : yeah , that 's what i 'm talking about , adam -- demented . you have a severely tarnished image . adam : and you want me to provide a home for your severely damaged friend . erica : well , i just hate to think what might happen if you do n't do this , adam . adam : oh , that sounds a little like a threat . erica : no , i 'm just saying . i 'm going to get out of here soon , and i 'm going back to a very successful , influential talk show . adam : so what ? erica : so , you could just find yourself the subject of a weekly feature , and not a flattering one . adam : that 's blackmail . that 's -- that 's extortion . erica : those are concepts you 're extremely familiar with . so , tell me something , adam . do we have a deal ? [ scene_break ] kathy : hey . jake : hey ! oh ! [ tad imitates japanese ] jake : i 'm going to see if the bar is open . bartender : can i bring you something else ? jake : i 'd just love to have a coffee to go . thank you . greenlee : we 're friends , right ? jake : yeah . greenlee : touch me . jake : what ? why ? greenlee : just -- just do it . ok , now , what do you feel ? jake : uh , confused ? greenlee : no , seriously . are you all tingly , goosebumpy , desperate to kiss me ? jake : well , if i say no , do i get slapped ? greenlee : oh , thank you . this is good . see ? i can be friends . with you . [ scene_break ] colby : so , what do you guys think ? chilling out in the sun , swimming in the lake , and most important -- all : no parents . cassandra : oh , my god , i am so in . colby : dré ? dré : oh , without a doubt . colby : sweet . we 're going to have the best weekend ever . cassandra : whoo ! colby : yeah . [ scene_break ] tad : we 're going to be just fine . you 'll see . we 're going to do just fine , kiddo . jake : ah , thank you . as long as it 's got the -- no . greenlee : so , you 're staying here in pine valley . jake : yeah , for a little while . greenlee : where , your mom and dad 's place ? jake : no , no . i mean , i love them , but -- greenlee : ah , say no more . jake : mm - hmm . greenlee : what about tad and krystal 's ? jake : tad and krystal 's ? greenlee : yeah . jake : i 'm not really into changing diapers , you know ? greenlee : hmm , good point . jake : i 'd be on diaper patrol . greenlee : good point . jake : i 'm just going to stay in a motel -- hotel -- well , motel . cheaper . greenlee : i have an idea . move in with me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : yeah , ok . all right , all right . right . thank you for breakfast . babe : thank you for the pep talk . you know , i 'm really proud of you , j.r . j.r. : proud enough to marry me again ? babe : um , let 's just take things one step at a time , ok ? j.r. : right , one step at a time . first step , richie 's arraignment . do you want to go ? babe : oh , my god , i had n't realized it had gotten so late . j.r. : i think he deserves to see that his scams only made us closer . do n't you ? babe : well , i think richie deserves much worse . [ scene_break ] adam : you must be her . carmen : carmen morales at your service . you 're cuter than i thought . so , we shacking up or what ? adam : i loathe you for this . erica : back at you , adam . thanks for stopping by . jack : you -- i do n't know how you did it , but you did it . carmen : are those -- jack : these , carmen , are your release papers . erica : this is it , carmen . you 're going to walk through those doors , and you 're never coming back . [ next_on ] greenlee : i wo n't charge you rent , wo n't eat your food , and , best of all , i wo n't nag you . come on , jake , you know you want to . judge : do you have legal representation ? richie : i choose to represent myself . the defense calls annie lavery to the stand .
at confusion , greenlee waits for aidan to join her . aidan finally join her and wants to know what she had wanted with him . greenlee informs him that she wants to start over with him , but only as friends . at b.j . 's diner , tad and kathy have breakfast together , but kathy will not touch a bite of food . jake comes in and join them . tad introduces jake to kathy and tells her that jake is his brother , but that he does n't live in pine valley . kathy questions him as to why he does n't ' live here . andre and cassandra come into b.j 's diner to meet colby . when they realize that colby is n't there , they come to the conclusion that colby has set them up . at chandler enterprises , j.r. is already at work when adam and colby . adam surprises colby with a new car , the keys to the mountain cabin and shares in chandler enterprises . jack comes to the prison to meet with erica to let her know that the judge will not agree to let carmen work for either of them in order to get out of jail until her trial . erica comes up with the solution to the problem , and that solution is adam chandler .
damon : you want to adopt me ? tad : yeah . what do you think ? damon : well , is n't it kind of late ? i 'm 18 . tad : damon , it does n't matter how old you are . what matters is that i want to be your father in every way i possibly can be . [ scene_break ] liza : so tad wants to adopt damon . paul : wait a minute . you 're not here as his lawyer ? liza : no . i told you -- i 'm a friend of tad 's . we 're good friends . paul : well , be on your guard , ms. colby , so that damon does n't do to your `` friendship `` what he did to my marriage . liza : well , i 'm -- i 'm very aware of damon 's -- issues . paul : [ chuckles ] trust me , you have n't seen anything yet . [ scene_break ] madison : i am grateful that you fixed my flat , but you should probably go . i know you 're worried about erica and greenlee , if they 're both still standing . ryan : i bailed on you at jake and amanda 's wedding , because of the erica / greenlee drama . i 'm not gon na do it again . madison : no , really , it 's ok . you should go make sure they 're ok . ryan : are you sure ? because you kind of had a good point about women not always needing a guy to be a -- hero . madison : well , sometimes we all need a hero . [ scene_break ] caleb : dog ? what 's up , bob ? bob : i heard you might want to rebuild your other place . caleb : not interested . bob : you thinking about moving out with the rest of the world ? caleb : thinking about moving deeper into the woods . [ scene_break ] agent bennett : huston , check the files in storage . smith , come with me . greenlee : you want to work with me ? to save fusion ? erica : there 's no way i 'm gon na let my daughter 's company implode . we keep fusion alive , then you and your husband will pay for what you did to me . david : do n't do it , greenlee . you know you ca n't trust her . bianca : at least she did n't try to kill you . erica : what 's it gon na be , greenlee ? david : you do n't need her . we can save this place on our own . erica : are you kidding ? you do n't honestly believe that 's true , do you ? [ scene_break ] damon : look , i 'm cool with the way things are right now . you do n't have to adopt me to prove something . tad : damon , i 'm not trying to prove anything . come on , you 're already part of this family . you got ta sense that . kathy and jenny already painted your sneakers . i mean , as far as i 'm concerned , that makes it official . all i 'm suggesting is that we do the paperwork and then later on , you know , celebrate . damon : ok , but what happens after we celebrate ? you know -- the reality part . adhd boy still has no diploma . he 's on probation . if you want to adopt something , why do n't you get some nice , little baby with less baggage ? tad : actually , i 'm a big fan of baggage . there is nothing you could throw at me that 's gon na surprise me , put me off , or frighten me . i can deal with it , because i got a whole family behind me , just like you do . a family that cares about you , loves you . a family that 'll understand you when you do n't think anybody else will . damon : what about the next time i screw up ? because you know i 'm going to . tad : kind of goes with the dinner . all i ask is that you -- you do n't try so hard . and i think you can handle that . damon : i just do n't know . you know , the whole family thing . i was pretty bad at it the last time around . tad : it 's not your fault . damon : ha . i do n't know about that . tad : it 's not your fault . your parents let you down . they broke promises . well , i 'm never gon na let you down . and that 's a promise you can count on . [ scene_break ] colby : thank god you are here . liza : i have n't heard that in a long time . what is the big emergency ? colby : big phone interview in the morning . liza : oh , for the new york internship . oh . honey , you 're gon na be fine . you 're gon na be fine . look , they already like your resume and your portfolio . the call 's usually just to get to know who you are . colby : yeah , ok . ah , but what if they do n't like what they get to know ? liza : oh , they 're gon na -- they 're gon na like what they get to know . i mean , you are smart and you 're ambitious and you 're extremely talented . that 's all gon na come out in the interview . besides , you know what you want . colby : yeah , i know what i want . i mean , i -- i mean , at least i think i -- i know what i want . liza : colby ? colby : forget it . liza : wait a minute . hey , hey . is something going on ? you want to talk about it ? colby : no , no , mom , it 's more of a girlfriend thing . it 's not a mom thing , especially not your thing . liza : why do n't you try me ? colby : ok . it 's -- i get to stop the conversation whenever i feel like it . liza : ok . colby : it 's like i do n't get what the rules are . liza : the rules for what ? colby : life . dating . love . liza : ok , so we 're talking about damon ? colby : no , i think maybe this was a bad idea . heh . i do n't need you to tell me i should dump a guy i 'm crazy for . liza : that 's not in my rule book . ok , look , let me -- let me try and be cool mom here and help you out with this . colby : really ? liza : yeah , really . watch me . cool mom . open mind . come on . colby : ok . have you ever told a guy you love him before he 's said it to you first ? liza : once , yeah . twice . mm - hmm . colby : did it ruin everything forever ? liza : well , um -- it 's -- it 's just that i think that women are , you know , they 're more ready for commitment than men are . they 're trying to figure out what they 're gon na have for dessert , and we 're designing our wedding cake . colby : yeah , i want three tiers and i want real flowers . um , kidding . liza : it 's just that women are more mature than men . you know . does this mean that you -- wanted to say something to damon ? colby : i already did . i told him i loved him , and he did n't say it back . [ scene_break ] madison : and greenlee might want to wear a bulletproof vest . ryan : ha ha ha . madison : and some garlic and a stake , just to be safe . ryan : really ? because i think you are all the backup that i 'm gon na need . madison : me ? ryan : yes . madison : i do n't know if that 's a good idea . greenlee did fire me . ryan : yes , but you did have erica 's back . maybe she needs you . and potentially that stake . madison : i did have garlic powder on my pizza today . ryan : yes . madison : why not ? [ scene_break ] jack : bianca . any chance you could help me talk your mother into going back to the hospital ? bianca : i know better than to get in her way when she 's like this . but you have to promise me you 'll take it easy . erica : i will . i will . jack : and that you 'll go right back to the hospital when this is over . erica : ok . fine . but jack , right now i need your help . jack : sure . name it . erica : i want you to get me everything you can on david and greenlee . you told me that the police questioned them about my so - called embezzlement and about my disappearance . jack : yes , yes . so you want to send me on a mission and leave you all alone ? bianca : she 's got me . and i 'm pretty fired up . erica : there , you see ? and jack , you ca n't protect me forever . you ca n't stand guard over me . i 'll be fine . jack : you see what she does . you see , i was so worried i would never see these beautiful eyes again . how could i possibly say no to them ? see how she -- yes , i will go to the police station . i will get a copy of the transcript and whatever else they have . erica : oh , thank you , thank you . [ scene_break ] david : this is a disaster waiting to happen . erica 's gon na throw you under the bus the first chance she gets . greenlee : because that 's what we would do ? david : erica 's gon na use you to save fusion , and then she 's gon na destroy you in the process . i wo n't let that happen . greenlee : i know exactly what erica 's capable of . but if she 's willing to help me after what we -- david : ok , you see ? when you start talking like that , i 'm even more convinced it 's a mistake to trust her . greenlee : until we get the s.e.c . to back off , i do n't have a choice . david : i 'll go talk to them -- greenlee : no ! no . you 're going . david : i 'm not leaving you alone with erica and bianca . greenlee : you will only make this harder , because you 're not on board . david : and for good reason . greenlee : i need to do it alone , david . full attention on fusion , erica , the s.e.c . , fixing this . you 'll only be in the way . i 'll call you later . so let 's do this . i 'm in . well , since you 've taken it upon yourself to shut down my company -- our company , we have every right to see every single paper used in this investigation . agent bennett : there 's a clear trail showing money designated for the miranda center was diverted to another account . erica : that 's impossible . greenlee : i 'm sure there was an accounting error . agent bennett : unless that 's proven , fusion will remain closed for business . greenlee : well , if you 'll just give me the exact figure , i 'll just write a check to the miranda center . error corrected . fusion open for business . agent bennett : [ scoffs ] writing a check does n't change the fact that a crime has been committed . erica : well , you 're looking straight at me . i guess you 've decided already that i 'm guilty . but i would never take money from the miranda center . bianca : the charity is named after my daughter . my mother 's made huge donations . agent bennett : not so long ago , ms. kane was convicted of insider trading . erica : and i pled guilty to those charges , and i fired my advisors who got me into that mess . i mean , this seems like a witch hunt . well , i 'm certainly not gon na let you victimize me or -- or our company . greenlee : my partner is right . to take an accounting error and blow it out of proportion and turn it into a crime when no crime has been committed , it 's just wrong . agent bennett : so you 're telling me on the record that you believe erica kane is innocent . greenlee : yes . i am . [ scene_break ] liza : oh . colby , honey , i -- i just think that he might be in a different place than you are . i think that he 's got a lot on his plate right now and -- well , i mean , as much as a guy might like you , they 're still a guy . and they might get a little nervous when you talk about commitment , especially at this age . colby : so what are you saying ? are you saying damon wants to see other girls ? liza : no , what i 'm saying is that -- honey , love is an amazing thing and so is commitment . but you see , it only works if two people are committed . colby : so you 're saying damon 's playing me . liza : i 'm -- i -- i 'm just afraid that your heart will get broken . colby : thanks , mom . i am so glad we had this talk . liza : colby , honey , i just -- i want to make sure that , you know -- that you 're really happy . colby : telling me that damon 's gon na shred my heart open -- that 's supposed to make me feel happy ? liza : no . that 's not what i meant . i -- colby : can you drive me to tad 's now , because i have a date with the `` heart shredder . `` [ scene_break ] damon : i have lied to your face . you 've seen me blacked out drunk . you 've seen me banged up at the hospital . you saved my ass from going to jail . tad : more than once . damon : more than once , so just explain to me why the hell you want to take on something you could just -- easily walk away from . tad : you 're not a screw - up . you 're simply trying to find your way . there 's nothing wrong with that . and if i can help you get there somehow , it means i 've done my job as a father . i do n't expect it to be easy . you know what i did to thank my parents after they adopted me ? i stole their car . so if you think you 've got the market cornered on being a screw - up , think again . check it out -- i turned out pretty good . not half the jackass i used to be . no matter what jake says . you 're my son . i 'm proud of you . nothing 's gon na change that . i do n't care what mistakes you 've made in the past , and i do n't care what mistakes you 're gon na make in the future . i 'll always be proud of you . damon : so there is nothing that i could do that would make you walk away ? tad : not a thing . [ doorbell rings ] tad : excuse me . hey , girls . right on time . [ scene_break ] bob : the rangers said the woman that crashed into your house was some kind of big - deal celebrity . caleb : not a fan of the rags , bob . bob : what was she like ? caleb : stubborn , demanding , and asked way too many questions . bob : oh , trouble , huh ? caleb : from the moment she fell out of the sky . [ scene_break ] bianca : you definitely need to look somewhere else , because my mother is innocent . agent bennett : well , the answer is here . all we have to do is find it . bianca : that went well . erica : because of your short - sighted scheme , you have put this company in jeopardy . bianca : hey , hey , what happened to working together ? ryan : working together ? you two are working together now ? bianca : they 're trying . greenlee : what are you doing here ? i fired you . erica : could we please stick to the subject at hand ? greenlee : i am . fusion is out of business until agent bennett arrests somebody . erica : well , that stupid check move that you made . surely he saw that as a cover - up . you should 've let me handle it . greenlee : he wants to arrest you . erica : is n't that what you want ? greenlee : i just want you gone . ryan : ok , ok , everybody . this is n't gon na solve any problem , all right ? madison : you just need someone to blame , right ? what about me ? i could take the fall . [ scene_break ] colby : wait a second . so the three of you sat around here and watched a movie together . damon : we did n't even break anything . tad : classic family bonding . i say we make it a weekly occurrence , you know ? just another perk of being a martin . damon : ha ha . tad : i told damon that i wanted to adopt him , make it official . colby : that 's great . liza : yeah , that 's great . tad : we still got some hurdles to overcome , you know , a little paperwork , and then there 's hillary . the one i really care about is damon , and i 'm still kind of waiting for a go - ahead . damon : hey , if my mom agrees -- i 'm a martin . [ tad chuckles as he hugs damon ] [ scene_break ] madison : i mean , erica has done so much for me at the miranda center and giving me a job when i had zero qualifications -- ryan : well , that does n't mean that you take the heat for something that you did n't do . madison : yeah , but like greenlee said , i 've already been fired . all you have to do is tell the s.e.c . that i was in charge of the books , i made a clerical error , and you fired me . greenlee : this is great . it 's perfect . it 's so good , i might even rehire you . ryan : oh , ok ! everybody -- there 's no way in hell that this is gon na happen , ok ? greenlee : if she offered -- ryan : you could go to prison . you realize that , right ? you know that ? madison : well , i 'd get a lawyer . bianca : it 's a very serious crime , madison . madison : yeah , but if it was a mistake , and there 's an explanation and everybody vouched for me -- ryan : ok , well , you could still go to jail , `` a `` ; `` b , `` think about the consequences even if you do n't . you would be on record for causing an accounting screw - up that opened an s.e.c . investigation . with that kind of tag , you would probably never get a job . madison : there 's got ta be some kind of way to make it work . erica : madison , thank you . it means a lot , the lengths you would go to help . thank you very , very much , but i wo n't let you take the blame for this . listen , why do n't -- why do n't you two go and let us deal with this ? ryan : that sounds good to me . come on . let 's go . greenlee : ha . you just got rid of our best hope of getting out of this mess . erica : greenlee , i think enough damage has been done . we do n't need to hurt any more innocent people . greenlee : but you 're not gon na get anything better than madison taking the fall . erica : you must 've noticed how protective ryan is of her . that 's why you 're so anxious to throw that poor girl to the wolves . you will do anything to keep her away from him . greenlee : i 'm only thinking about what 's best for fusion . bianca : so that means we have to find something else -- quick . erica : well , madison was right about one thing . we do certainly need someone to blame , and i know exactly who the creep is . you 're married to him . [ scene_break ] tad : so now that paul 's agreed to the adoption , i figure i 'll talk to hillary tomorrow morning , if she calls me back . colby : that is amazing . what do you say we go celebrate with some -- both : chili cheese fries ? liza : uh , excuse me . do n't you have an interview to prep for tomorrow ? colby : yes , but like you said , all i have to do is know what i want and go for it . you ready ? tad : not yet . one more . damon : ohh . tad : see you later . damon : ok . tad : good . liza : wow . adoption ? tad : yeah . adoption . why not ? i think this will make all the difference in the world . once he finds out i 'm behind him 100 % , then he 'll start to trust me . liza : oh , tad , i hope he knows how lucky he is to have you on his side . tad : whoa . well , you 're obviously enthusiastic about the idea . liza : so i ran into paul miller at the casino . tad : i can only imagine what he had to say . liza : well , he said that damon has done some pretty destructive things -- tad : ok , fine . i know he 's not a choir boy . he 's working on it . liza : i 'm just saying -- i think you better look into this a little further before you go ahead with this adoption . tad : and what ? you think if i find out he 's damaged goods , i 'm gon na return him ? cut him loose ? no . no matter what happens , i 'm in this for the long haul . [ scene_break ] jack : the stones on you showing up here . of course , i guess it makes it easier for me to have you arrested for drugging bianca , since you 're already in a police station . david : i do n't know what you 're talking about . jack : of course not . the day will come . david : until it does , how about a truce ? jack : how about you kiss -- david : all right , look , i know you do n't like me . i accept that . but greenlee loves you . i love her . i want her to be happy . which means having you in her life . having your love , your approval . jack : my approval ? on what , david ? on marrying you ? on framing erica for embezzlement , on having something to do with her plane crash ? on which of those would you like my approval ? david : father 's day was very difficult for greenlee this year . jack : yeah , it was a little tough for me , too . wondering if my daughter was complicit in the attempted murder of my fiancée . david : there was no attempted murder , jack . jack : why am i even talking to you ? get the hell away from me . david : you missed years of your daughter 's life . you lost her once . she 's back . how can you treat her like this ? jack : i 'd love to be a part of my daughter 's life , but as long as she 's with you , under your influence , drifting further and further away from me every day , i do n't see how that 's possible . david : greenlee will never truly be happy as long as she 's at odds with you . jack : let me try to make this perfectly clear for you . i do n't see my daughter and i having any kind of relationship until you 're in prison . or dead . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you 've just been waiting for this , have n't you ? bianca : you 've got to admit , it 's a really good idea . greenlee : serve up david to take the heat ? forget it . erica : he 's responsible . he 's the one who did it . he 's responsible . he 's the logical choice . greenlee : you would do anything to split us up . erica : i do n't give a damn if you 're together with david or not . in truth , i think you deserve each other . i am merely proposing the best and legitimate way to solve this problem . greenlee : throw my husband in prison ? erica : he 's guilty . he did set me up , and he sabotaged my plane . greenlee : those are vicious rumors and nothing more , so we need to come up with a better solution . bianca : you know she 's right , greenlee . you just do n't want to see it . greenlee : you 're not even a part of this company . bianca : the miranda center has my daughter 's name on it . erica : stop being so stubborn , greenlee . he does n't have a reputation to uphold . he 's been stripped of his medical license . he 's been involved in countless crimes . a few s.e.c . violations is nothing to a man like david . bianca : everyone would believe he 's guilty of manipulating the miranda line accounts . the case would be closed . fusion would be back on track . greenlee : well , for you , maybe . but what about david ? there 's no proof that he 's done anything wrong . bianca : i 'm proof . he drugged me . erica : what ? greenlee : what are you talking about ? bianca : i threatened to make a big scene at greenlee 's victory announcement , ruin her big party . he slipped something into my drink . i woke up in a room in the yacht club . erica : oh , my god . are you all right ? bianca : yes , i 'm fine . erica : well , that 's it . i am having him arrested . bianca : there 's no proof . the drugs are all out of my system . greenlee : he really did that to you ? bianca : are you surprised ? erica : look , it 's a very simple choice here . do you continue to blindly protect a man who would drug innocent people or worse , or do you save this company ? [ scene_break ] jack : thank you . you know , when you and greenlee first got married , i was pretty angry , pretty upset . but then i thought , `` hey , wait a minute , jack . who knows , you know ? maybe she 'll be a good influence on him . maybe she 'll change him , make him better somehow . `` but as it turns out , i hardly know who my daughter is anymore . david : greenlee is the same amazing woman she 's always been . jack : erica almost died because of greenlee or you or the both of you . david : she looks very much alive to me , jack . jack : oh , i see . so i 'm just supposed to let it go ? just forgive and forget because erica managed to somehow miraculously survive all that ? it 's not gon na happen . david : i 'm sorry to hear that -- for greenlee 's sake . jack : you know , you seem to be laboring under the misconception that because i 'm not mopping the floor with you right now that somehow i 'm not dangerous , but you see , you 're wrong about that . i 'm just waiting , just biding my time , waiting for you to let down your guard . and then you 'll see how dangerous i really am . [ scene_break ] madison : how bad can prison be ? martha stewart survived , right ? ryan : i would n't test it . madison : i 'm pretty tough now . i could be leader of a gang on the inside . ryan : ok , maybe you need to watch a little less late night cable . madison : i can take the heat at fusion . i 'm willing to do it . ryan : you 're either nuts or you 're very , very brave . madison : this is the second time you 've called me brave . if you say it again , i might actually start to believe you . ryan : you are brave . ok , and a little nuts , but i like it . [ scene_break ] david : you could n't stop them ? greenlee : we 'll figure something out . agent bennett : we 'll be in touch . bianca : what now ? greenlee : i need to get out of here . erica : ok , fine . and while you 're off enjoying your free time , please think very carefully about your priorities . [ sighs ] have i told you how happy i am to have you here ? even if it 's for just a short time . bianca : there 's no place i 'd rather be . erica : i am sorry , however , that you had to leave your -- your wife and your kids to come back to such a mess . bianca : oh . it 's never neat and tidy around here . erica : true . bianca : would you please sit down before you pass out ? erica : ok . bianca : only you would almost die on some mountain and then -- ahh , come back immediately into battle . erica : well , now , what was i supposed to do ? was i supposed to just lie down in my hospital bed ? bianca : um , yes . you still have n't told me about all that . you must 've been really scared . erica : well , i was afraid that sometimes i was n't coming back . but actually , i was lucky . i was lucky because i was n't alone . bianca : krystal said that caleb guy was a little scary . erica : yeah , he was . drove me crazy sometimes , too . sometimes i wanted to wring his neck , but -- he saved my life . more than once . erica 's voice : you were running from something . life . love . all the things that real living entails . you could have that all again , you know . caleb : have what ? erica : the things i 've been talking about . joy . love . hope . [ scene_break ] bob : well , if you 're sure you do n't want to rebuild -- caleb : i 'm sure . bob : yeah ? what was that woman 's name , anyway ? caleb : dorothy . bob : dorothy . [ scene_break ] liza : well , i mean , paul did n't go into any details about it , but what he was saying was pretty clear , that what damon has done is a little bit more serious than just teenage hijinks . tad : liza , who cares what paul miller says ? he 's a complete failure as a father . now he 's just piling on the poor kid to -- to make himself feel better . liza : tad , honey , i just do n't want you to get hurt . tad : you better understand something . it would mean a lot to me if you were on board with this adoption . liza : i am . i am . [ scene_break ] colby : it 's gon na be weird , you know that ? damon : what 's gon na be weird ? colby : your -- well , tad adopting you . and your dad dating my mom . it 's weird . i mean , not that it 's not already weird . it 's weird . it 's confusing . i do n't know -- it 's like one minute , i think i have it all figured out , and then the next , i do n't know . it 's like maybe i 'm the one all over the place -- damon : what are you talking about right now ? colby : at the hospital -- i told you i loved you , and you did n't say it back . oh -- damon : i knew this was coming . you 're freaked . colby : no , i 'm not freaked . i 'm -- ok , maybe i am a little bit . love is a big word , and -- [ damon sighs ] colby : whatever . it 's really not a big deal . damon : no , it is a big deal . i did n't say it back . i could n't say it back to you because -- everything that went down with bailey . i said that to her , and it really wrecked me . i 'm just trying not to mess up anymore , you know ? so i 'm probably a little -- gun - shy . but -- i really do think that we have something . colby : i think we have something , too . and i know guys are different . i know girls are all about the words and guys are n't , but that does n't change how we feel about one another . damon : yeah . colby : you know what the crazy thing is , is my mother helped me figure that out . [ laughs ] what are you doing ? you got a phone call coming in ? damon : no . no , no . i 'm all yours . [ scene_break ] liza : ok , so if you have all of these , you got ta have that one where that guy says , `` i lurve you `` instead of `` i love you . `` tad : of course . why are you so outside your genre ? why do you talk about all these movies with the `` l `` word in it ? liza : well , because colby and i had a little talk today about the male species and commitment . tad : ooh . i 'd love to hear about that . liza : yeah , well , she wanted to know about my past relationships , you know , and like , who said what first . tad : ah . you mean like the `` l `` word . liza : yeah . exactly . tad : yeah , well -- come on . it was so long ago . who remembers who said what first ? liza : i do . it was you . tad : it was not . liza : it was you . tad : it was not . liza : it was you . you said , `` i lurf you . `` tad : i said `` lurf . `` liza : you said `` lurf . `` tad : i 've never said `` lurf `` in my entire life . liza : i distinctly remember you saying , `` i lurf you . `` tad : did not . liza : ok , you have to shut up because you said it , and i lurf you , too . and i want to kiss you . tad : really ? liza : yeah , really . tad : cool . because i lurf that , too . [ scene_break ] ryan : you are just full of surprises . madison : yeah . yeah , i helped a plane crash survivor sneak out of the hospital . i almost volunteered myself to go to prison for the rest of my life for stealing money from a charity that i did n't steal any money from . not quite sure how i 'm gon na top those surprises . ryan : maybe i need to be the one doing a little surprising . [ kisses madison ] [ scene_break ] bianca : the one on the top ? miranda 's got a loose tooth . erica : ohh . oh ! bianca : tell her not to wiggle it too much . mommy wants to be there for the tooth fairy . kiss them both for me . kiss yourself . ok . well , mom sends her love , too . talk to you later . bye . can you believe that ? pretty soon , she 's gon na be driving . erica : oh . does n't it just seem like yesterday she took her first steps ? jack : so here you are . erica : well , where else would i be ? jack : gee , i was kind of hoping maybe the hospital . erica : oh , hardly . bianca : i was kind of hoping you two would take a break to celebrate your engagement . jack : oh , we will , we will . do n't you worry about that . over apple juice and jell - o at the hospital . erica : oh . would you take me home ? ok ? because nothing would make me feel better than to spend the night in your arms . jack : i will hold you all night long , in your bed at the hospital ! erica : well , then , you lied . jack : i lied ? erica : you said that when i look at you with these eyes -- you ca n't resist . jack : irresistible as always . [ kisses erica on the cheek ] jack : but when it comes to your health , i 'm not gon na let you charm me like that . erica : ok . fine . i do hope that your daughter has n't sabotaged the brakes on whatever car that we 're taking . [ scene_break ] david : ok . we have to figure out what to do next , how to save fusion . greenlee : hmm . does it involve slipping someone a sleeping pill ? or something stronger this time ? david : bianca told you . greenlee : and you did n't . david : when was i supposed to own up to that , greenlee ? with the s.e.c . agent standing across the room ? greenlee : how about before you put anything in bianca 's drink ? david : there was n't exactly time . your buyers were about to show up to the launch party . bianca was threatening to tell them you crashed erica 's plane . i did it purely for you . greenlee : what happened to nobody else getting hurt ? david : bianca did n't suffer for a second . i would never give her anything that would harm her . you do believe that , do n't you ? i was motivated in helping you . greenlee : but the way you help me -- david : ok . ok . fine . i get the message . so why do n't we come up with some safe , harmless , drug - free way to keep fusion alive ? unless erica has a plan of her own . greenlee : she 's working on it . erica 's voice : it 's a very simple choice here . do you continue to blindly protect a man who would drug innocent people or worse , or do you save this company ? david : this plan of erica 's -- is it -- is it viable ? greenlee : i do n't know . maybe .
at tad 's home , damon is surprised that his dad wants to adopt him despite his many faults . paul miller warns liza about damon and his many failures . madison thanks ryan for fixing her flat tire . caleb has a visit from bob , who wants to help rebuild his home . caleb refuses his help . damon refuses to let tad adopt him . colby talks to liza about her relationship with damon . colby lets liza know that she told damon she loved him , but he did n't return the sentiment .greenlee defends erica against the agent from the sec . bob questions caleb about the woman who fell from the sky on his house . erica lets ryan and madison know that fusion is being closed down . madison offers to take the fall , but erica refuses the offer . erica suggests that they let david take the fall . greenlee objects to this . erica gives greenlee an ultimatum whether it is david or the company . bianca lets greenlee know that david drugged her . jack and david have a confrontation at the police station . tad and liza confess their love for each other . damon reveals his true feelings toward colby . greenlee confronts david about his drugging bianca . ryan kisses madison .
cassandra : you said you 'd find me . angie : you talked to her ? jesse : how could i have done that ? cassandra : he gave me the phone . you said you 'd come . angie : what is she talking about ? jesse : you 're all right . you 're gon na be just fine . all that matters now is that you are home and you are safe , and we are gon na take good care of you and get you healthy , all right ? cassandra : i knew i 'd be okay -- i 'd be safe . as soon as i heard your voice , i knew . [ scene_break ] colby : there you are ! [ smooches , giggles ] pete : how did you even find me here ? colby : your assistant . we 're like this . pete : yeah ? colby : mm - hmm . pete : might be time to find a new assistant . colby : he 's joking . jane : [ chuckles ] colby : ooh , this is delish . jane : can i get you something to go with that ? colby : one of those tres fab lattes would be great . jane : okay . colby : and so would dinner . i 'm thinking moroccan . we should sit on those cute little poufs and eat with our fingers and lick off what 's left . pete : mmm . i have to work . colby : and you have to eat , too . pete : david 's interview is tomorrow . colby : okay . david 's , not yours . pete : he 's my partner , colby . okay ? and he 's a loose cannon . i need to be on top of it , trust me . colby : okay , would n't you rather be on top of me ? pete : [ clears throat ] [ all chuckle ] colby : a sugar -- raw , unwashed , if you have it . jane : we do . colby : mm . and some of my friends are throwing a party this weekend , but they 're not really my friends . they 're definitely nok . not our kind . but the music will be awesome . pete : i ca n't . colby : so not the answer i want to hear . jane : here you go . colby : merci . okay . i get that you 're busy . really , and i totally get the whole `` master of the universe `` thing ... pete : [ scoffs ] colby : but you have to have some fun . did n't you have fun with me last night ? pete : come on . i definitely had fun last night . colby : then say yes . and i want you for the weekend . some of my friends are flying in from london , and they would love you . pete : whoa , whoa , whoa . slow down . colby : what ? pete : i mean , last night was great . colby : it was great . pete : but , i mean , that -- that 's all i can do , colby . the whole relationship thing , i 'm just -- i 'm just not there . colby : you read my mind . i mean , we 're young , hot . who wants to be tied down ? pete : mmm . so ... friends with benefits ? are you cool with that ? colby : yeah , i 'm totally cool with that . [ scene_break ] lea : cassandra seemed certain she 'd talked to you . jesse : yeah , she certainly did . lea : well , did you ? jesse : did i what ? lea : did you talk to her ? dixie : of course , jesse did n't speak to her . cassandra was hallucinating . it 's part of withdrawal . lea : she seemed so sure . dixie : because in her mind , she did speak to him . zach : the girl 's been through hell . dixie : and she has a long road ahead of her , but she 'll get through it . i 'll check in with you later , okay ? okay . lea : i 'm glad your daughter 's back home , jesse . i really am , but i keep bumping against the why or how of it . zach : i have an idea . let 's just be grateful that she 's alive . can we do that ? lea : of course , i am . but like i told you before , something did n't strike 12 with me . that 's why we went back to take a second look at the crime scene . jesse : you went back to the house ? lea : i hope that 's okay . jesse : no , of course . of course , it 's okay . it 's an open investigation . you got to look at everything twice . lea : whoever dumped cassandra there wanted to make a statement . why or what ? jesse : i wish i knew , myself . [ scene_break ] phone prompt : record your message after the tone . jane : i need to talk to you . please call me when you get this . [ up - tempo pop music plays ] david : sorry i 'm late . colby : meeting with your probation officer ? [ both chuckle ] david : funny girl . no . so , do you have the interview topics ? pete : yeah . that 's actually what i wanted to talk to you about . david : all right . jane : one drip coffee , no cream , no sugar . david : wow . should i be flattered ? you remembered . jane : you 're hard to forget . [ sets clattering cup down ] oh . david : are you okay ? jane : yeah . one cup too many . uh , two more lattes ? pete : no . just one . you 're gon na have to let me know how that party goes . colby : yeah . what was i thinking ? try to have fun without me , boys . pete : [ chuckles ] david : so ... what 's going on with you two ? pete : excuse me ? david : well , she 's obviously very much into you . pete : who ? colby ? ! david : yeah . pete : colby 's into colby . trust me , i am nothing more than some new toy for her eye . david : well , she looks like she 's ready to play . pete : and i 'm ready to work . david : okay , fine . sorry if i crossed the line . pete : no , you do n't need to apologize . there 's nothing to talk about where colby 's concerned . david : i 'm just saying , from the look of things , she might disagree . pete : well , that 's not my problem . but you might be if brooke nails you at the interview . she 's gon na give you some tough questions . david : i 'm ready . pete : [ scoffs ] you know , anything you answer she 's gon na spin . david : and i 'm ready . pete : she is gon na come from left field , david . i do n't think you understand that . david : [ chuckles ] i 'm not concerned . i 'm a world - renowned cardiologist who invested a device that 's gon na save millions of lives . where 's the problem ? pete : okay , while you 're busy talking about how amazing you are , brooke is gon na blindside you . david : all right . you know something ? i think i have a little more experience than a wet - behind - the - ears millennial who got lucky out of the box with his first app . pete : well , you need this millennial in order to make your little invention a reality . david : okay , look , if we 're gon na be partners , you need to believe this fact -- that i am just as committed to making cortech a success as you are , which means that i am very much prepared for anything that brooke throws my way . pete : well , you better be , because we 're about to go into production on the biosensor . if you look anything less than golden , the investors are gon na bail . then we 're screwed . david : i guess you have n't noticed this , petey , but i do n't screw up . pete : [ scoffs ] really ? so , why do n't you explain to me that five - year stint you just did in the state pen ! david : that was a sacrifice i made for the sake of someone i love very much . my only regret -- how long it took for me to make it . [ scene_break ] lea : i really hate this . zach : what ? like , me being in handcuffs ? lea : no , the unanswered questions , the pieces that do n't fit . zach : oh , me being a killer . that 's -- you just do n't -- lea : no , like cassandra saying that she spoke to jesse on the phone . zach : you heard dixie . the girl was hallucinating ? lea : was she ? zach : okay . why would jesse lie to us ? lea : i do n't know . but did you see his face when cassandra said that she spoke to him on the phone ? it was like he wanted to jump out of his skin , he was so on edge . zach : can i ask you something ? is it all men you do n't trust or just the ones you 're working with ? lea : i did n't say i did n't trust jesse . i just think cassandra was remembering something that did happen . zach : mm . how do you know the difference ? lea : my gut . zach : okay . what 's your gut telling you now ? you want something ? lea : answers . zach : [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] joe : hi , dixie . you wanted to see me ? have you heard from tad ? dixie : no . this is n't about tad . joe ... billy clyde tuggle ... is back in town . joe : billy clyde ? no one has seen him since he fell in the river . he was assumed dead . dixie : apparently , he 's not . he has survived , and now he swears he 's a changed man and has found the lord . joe : [ chuckles ] i bet he has . how about you ? he did n't try anything , did he ? dixie : no . well , he ... tried to tell me that he 's sorry and that he needs me to forgive him , but ... i know it 's been a long time , joe , but seeing him just -- just brought everything back . joe : of course , it did . of course , it did . he kidnapped you . he terrorized you . oh , no wonder you 're shaken up . dixie : now he wants to be friends . [ laughs ] i do n't want to be friends with that guy ! [ chuckles ] joe : tad should be here . he should hear this . dixie : i know , but there 's no way to reach him . joe : [ sighs ] look , i do n't like the idea of your being all alone , unprotected while that creep is running around loose . dixie : oh , it 's okay , joe . i mean , i can handle him . joe : no , i do n't want you handling it . look , i 'm gon na pay him a visit . dixie : joe , please no . that 's not why i asked to see you . joe : i know . i know that . i know that , but someone has got to go see him and tell him he 's got to stay clear of you and clear of your family . and if tad were here , he would do it , but he 's not . so , i 've got to do it . and i 'm gon na make sure he gets that message loud and clear . [ scene_break ] [ soft music plays ] david : well , look who it is . did n't i hear you say you were on your way to a party ? colby : who shows up at a party before midnight ? david : cristal . wow . colby : well , it 's cheaper by the bottle than the glass . david : right . and you 're all about saving money . may i ? colby : why not ? david : great . colby : would you like some ? you did pay for it . david : why not ? a toast . to better luck next time . colby : what 's that supposed to mean ? david : were n't you hoping that pete would walk through that door ? colby : okay , pete and i are just friends . david : right . and whose idea was that ? colby : [ sighs ] do n't be boring . david : i 'm just trying to make conversation . colby : well , you 're kind of being an ass . [ both chuckle ] david : okay . but is n't that what you like about me ? colby : no . i do n't like you at all . really . but i do like the 30 grand you gave me . david : if that 's a thank you , i 'll take it . colby : thank you . david : and if that 's genuine gratitude , you 're welcome . so , did my money help you with your problems ? colby : all better . i am very good at getting myself out of messes . david : [ chuckles ] i 'm pretty sure i 'm the one that got you out of that mess . colby : you should do that more . david : give you money ? colby : smile . [ laughs ] david : you are trouble . colby : to trouble . david : you 're very good at this . colby : mm . i am . [ chuckles ] david : must drive you crazy that petey is n't biting . colby : not really , because sooner or later , i always get what i want . [ scene_break ] pete : what 's going on ? opal : oh , i sold the house . here . grab a box . you can help me . pete : wait , you what ? opal : i sold it . here . you can start with this wash tub . do you know that your daddy dragged this with him all the way up from pigeon hollow as a reminder of his humble beginnings ? let that be a lesson to you , mister . pete : mom , why would you do that ? opal : because i 'm a sentimental old fool , and i can not bear to be parted with anything that connects me with my past . move over , please . which includes anything connected to my beloved late husband or to you , for that matter . you know , i used to give you a bath in that tub . you 'd swim around like a little goldfish . rub - a - dub dub , three men in a tub . pete : mom -- opal : oh , you were so cute . pete : [ chuckling ] i 'm talking about the house . why would you sell this house ? opal : look at the size of this place , petey . there are rooms here that i have n't even visited in years . pete : yeah , but this is your home . this is our home . opal : i am tired of rattling around in this drafty old barn all by my lonesome . you being back here has reminded me just how lonely i really was . pete : mom , listen . i 'm gon na be right down the street , only a few miles away , okay ? and i 'm gon na visit you a lot , i promise . opal : well , guess what ? you do n't have to , because we 're gon na be neighbors . [ scene_break ] billy clyde : this makes everything yours , little darlin ' . congratulations , madame . ruby marie : no strings , billy clyde . you 're not gon na change your mind , come back here , and take it all away from me ? billy clyde : oh , my hand on a stack of bibles , this all belongs to you . i mean , you 're the one who deserves it . ruby marie : you 're the best of the best . [ smooches ] billy clyde : well , i try . ruby marie : [ chuckles ] look at you in your fancy duds . you are looking like a real upstanding gentleman now . billy clyde : well , i shall soon be living like a real upstanding gentleman , too . ruby marie : i hope your life turns out the way you want . billy clyde : [ laughs ] yes , i 'm counting on it . [ scene_break ] cassandra : mom ! angie : honey , i 'm here . it 's okay , baby . it 's okay . it 's all right . dixie : the methadone will give her some relief , okay ? angie : but we wo n't be able to begin treatment until she 's in full withdrawal , which means nausea , vomiting , fever , insomnia , and a whole host of other tortures she 'll have to suffer through . [ voice breaking ] i swear , if only i could trade places with her , i would do it in a heartbeat . dixie : i know . i know . anything so she would n't have to suffer anymore , but there is something that you can do , angie . you can fall back on your faith . you can pray that she will come back to you healthy and whole . angie : she used to be so strong , so stubborn . what they did to her -- dixie , how is she ever gon na come back from that ? dixie : she will . she will with your help and with jesse and all of us . we will help her come back . but she 's gon na have to fight . she can not let them win . angie : they wo n't . there is no way in hell that i 'm gon na let that happen . [ scene_break ] opal : now , leave plenty of space between each of those pieces . use lots of bubble wrap . i do n't want anything to break . oh , hey ! i got an idea . why do n't you take the wash tub over to your new place until i get settled ? than i wo n't have to worry about the movers , you know , putting a ding in it . pete : i do n't think this is a good idea . opal : why not ? pete : mom , it 's our family home . opal : petey , home is where the heart is . and there is no family living here anymore . palmer is gone . you 're moving out . that leaves me here all by my lonesome without a family . pete : i mean , where did you even get the idea to sell it ? opal : well , it was a happy coincidence , actually , 'cause somebody made me an offer i could not refuse . pete : okay , hang on . i want to see the paperwork . opal : okay . pete : i 'm gon na make sure you 're not getting screwed over . opal : honey , it was a cash deal , and a few zeroes over market value , too . take a look at that . pete : this is a good deal . opal : yeah . of course , it is . you 're not the only one with a good head for business , you know . pete : [ chuckles ] okay , mom , regardless of the money , you need to think about this . this is a big decision . you know , what would dad say ? i mean , you rebuilt this place after the fire ? how can you just walk away ? opal : [ chuckles ] you know , petey , if i did n't know better , i would think that you 're not happy about us being neighbors . pete : that 's not it at all . i just do n't want you making a decision that you 're gon na regret . opal : well , i do n't regret it , and i do n't have time to think about it anyway , because i told the buyer that we 'd be out of here by the end of the week . pete : you 're not moving in a week , mom ? opal : yes , i am . he bought the place , lock , stock , and barrel . all i 'm taking is my clothes , my cosmetics , and , uh , you know , a few of my favorite tchotchkes . pete : this is just some corporate shell , mom . do you even know who 's gon na live here ? opal : i have no idea . all i know is that it 's somebody with excellent taste and a lot of loot to toss around . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] billy clyde : oh , well , now , here 's your first paying admirer . [ chuckles ] congratulations and break a leg , little darlin ' . ruby marie : [ chuckles ] thank you . hello , sweetie . joe : oh , um , hello . um , i 'm dr. joe martin . ruby marie : a doctor ? but we 're not quite so formal here , joey . joe : well , you do n't understand . ruby marie : [ chuckles ] sure i do . joe : you -- i think you really do n't . look , uh , i 'm here because ... well , i understand that -- ruby marie : you 're a sweet little ball of nerves , are n't you ? is this your first time ? joe : no . ruby marie : so , you 're an aficionado in the art of love . joe : uh ... what i want is something quite different . ruby marie : mm . different is what we do best . joe : oh , this is ridiculous . really , i -- ruby marie : do n't get yourself in a twist . let me show you my girls . joe : no , no , no , no , no . wait . you really do n't understand . look , i came here -- i want to talk to the man in charge . ruby marie : oh , well , that would be me , sweetie , because i 'm in charge now . joe : well , i do n't know what to say . i 'm not a customer . billy clyde : dr. joe ! is that you ? joe : oh , thank god ! billy clyde : [ chuckles ] are you looking for me ? joe : yes . i 'm looking to come in . heaven help me . yes . ruby marie : well , if you swing this way , you got the wrong guy . but i can rustle you up another . joe : i do n't swing -- period . billy clyde : [ laughs ] joe : listen , i want to talk to you . ruby marie : all right . well , excuse me . billy clyde : please , do come in . joe : thank you . thank you . this will only take a minute . billy clyde : i assume this is not , uh , a felicitous , uh , little get - together betwixt old chums , is it ? joe : you assume right . so , listen closely . i 'm only gon na say it once . [ scene_break ] [ david and colby kiss passionately ] colby : do n't stop now . david : i know you 're just doing this because petey blew you off . colby : do you care ? david : absolutely not . colby : do n't think i do n't know you 're doing this to screw it to my family . screw me , screw over jr and my father . [ giggles ] david : do you care ? colby : i think it 's hot . mm . [ breathes heavily ] [ scene_break ] angie : there you are . jesse : how is she ? angie : in and out . cassandra : [ crying ] i wo n't . please ! do n't make me ! angie : cassandra ! cassandra , honey . it 's all right . it 's all right . it 's all right . cassandra : where am i ? angie : you 're safe , baby . cassandra : mom , please . jesse . jesse : we 're here . we 're here . cassandra : you 're both here . angie : yes . cassandra : i 'm with you ? jesse : yes . angie : yes , baby . cassandra : i did n't think i 'd ever see you guys again . [ groans ] oh , god . mom , the things i did ... [ sobbing ] the things they made me do ... i 'm so sorry . jesse : it 's gon na be okay . angie : [ crying ] it 's gon na be okay , honey . cassandra : it 's so awful . you 'll hate me . angie : no . never , baby . no matter what , we love you . cassandra : they put me in a movie . the man -- the man -- he would n't stop . and ... i begged them , `` no . `` i -- they made me do it . [ sobbing ] i 'm so sorry . angie : you -- listen to me . listen to me . i want you to listen to your mother . you did nothing wrong . nothing . do you hear me ? and all that matters is that you 're home and you 're safe . cassandra , you 're going to get through this . we 're going to get through this together , i promise . [ crying ] i promise you , baby . cassandra : [ crying ] angie : i promise you .
pete is not happy when opal tells him that she sold cortlandt manor and plans to move into an apartment next door to his , although he does acknowledge that she made a good deal . colby invites pete to meet some of her friends who will be coming in tonight for a party , but pete makes it very clear to colby that he only wants to be friends with benefits and he does n't want a serious relationship with her . colby is disappointed but she does n't show her disappointment she tells pete that a friend with benefits is fine with her . pete tells david that he better do a good job on his interview with broke for talk tempo because if he makes one mistake he might scare the investors in his biosensor project . david helps colby drown her sorrows about pete with very expensive champagne and later they make love .
[ previously_on ] adam : get your hands off my daughter . tad : we just agreed . you 're not going to follow my example , right ? david : you just go on like leora never existed . anna : you carry on with the love that that little baby gave us . officer : are you lena kundera ? lena : yes . is there a problem ? officer : i 'm afraid so . you 're under arrest . [ scene_break ] michael : yeah , i understand that lena kundera was arrested and booked last night . uh - huh . and her arraignment is set for today . well , thank you very much , sergeant . [ pounding on door ] adam : see the headlines ? michael : no . i have n't had a chance . why ? adam : damn it ! i hired you to be a viper in your father 's nest , not chandler enterprises ' . michael : adam , you 've lost me . adam : someone just snapped up a huge block of chandler stock . that someone was named lena kundera . doing your dirty work . deny it ! i dare you . lena : michael 's behind this . he set me up . i 'm willing to bet my last paycheck . bianca : what did they charge you with , lena ? lena : with abusing my position at the greenlee investments to buy up chandler stock for myself and some chandler executives , some bob something or other . i do n't know who he is . bianca : well , i 'm going to talk to anna and see what 's going on . anna anna : have you been here all night ? bianca : yeah . look , lena 's really freaked out about this , and , frankly , so am i . anna : well , she 's facing serious charges . bianca : i know , but they 're bogus . do you have any proof at all ? anna : there 's an extensive e - trail . and i do n't usually pay much attention to this , but we do have an anonymous tip . bianca : anonymous ? it 's michael cambias . look , lena is certain that michael is behind this . have you ever talked to him ? have you talked to this c.f.o . , this chandler guy ? anna : bob barrett ? bianca : yeah . anna : he 's implicated here also . bianca : well , why would lena risk a prison sentence for a man that she 's never even met ? anna : is that what she told you ? bianca : yeah , and i believe her . anna : well , if she 's never met him , i do n't know how you explain this . jamie : where 's dad ? i am starving . brooke : oh , who knows ? in this heat , he 's probably stuck to his car seat . jamie : hmm . brooke : thank god for refrigerated air . jamie : speaking of refrigerated air , when are we getting our air conditioning fixed ? brooke : i do n't know . the repairman is booked solid because of this heat wave . jamie : i almost fried last night . brooke : i think you 'll just have to think cool thoughts , honey . i 'm sorry . jamie : thanks , mom . brooke : i 'm sorry . elisabeth : hey , jamie . jamie : elisabeth . hi . elisabeth : want to hook up later or what ? jamie : sure . whatever . elisabeth : i 've got my dad 's car . pick you up about 8 : 00 ? jamie : perfect . sounds good to me . see ya . brooke : jamie , did you and laurie -- did you have a falling - out ? jamie : a what ? brooke : well , this non - eye contact thing that you have going on with her . did you have a fight ? jamie : a fight ? what would we fight about ? i mean , it 's not like we 're together or anything . brooke : well , no , i guess not , since you 're obviously seeing another girl . and what 's her name ? you know , you did n't introduce us . jamie : mom -- brooke : i just asked for her name , not her rank and serial number . jamie : her name 's elisabeth . brooke : oh . well , she 's very pretty . is she somebody special , like exclusive , or -- jamie : no . no , no , no . i 'm not into that exclusive thing anymore . i mean , this summer -- this summer 's going to be different . i 'm going to be the one guy who gets around and , you know , scores . brooke : and who would this guy be ? jamie : the grand poobah himself . brooke : oh . tad : hey . easy . where are you going in such a big hurry ? reggie : oh . joni : hey . reggie : hey , what 's up ? joni : nothing . what are you doing , reggie ? reggie : oh , nothing , just working really hard . you know , it 's really really hot , and i thought your father put you on punishment , like , forever ? joni : yeah , he did , but i can still work . reggie : oh , tough break . you know , you could have been home watching the vampire channel or whatever that 's about . joni : reggie , what did you hide under that tarp ? reggie : oh , that ? nothing . it was just nothing but my stereo . you know , i put it underneath there so , you know , nobody wo n't run off with it and -- hey , i was just about to listen to this new c.d . i got , you know , if you want to listen to it . joni : cool . arthur : i 'll take that . joni : dad , what are you doing here ? arthur : joni , i told you to stay away from that young man . joni : ok , but we work together , dad . arthur : work from a distance . that goes for you , too , and i mean it . reggie : whatever . arthur : uh -- now , joni , i 've been reviewing the supply orders in jack 's absence . there 's a discrepancy . reggie : a discrepancy ? really ? arthur : this does n't concern you . reggie : whatever . arthur : yeah . joni : dad , what 's the problem ? arthur : well , this inventory . now , a load of copper piping was ordered and delivered , but now not all of it can be accounted for . joni : but it has to be because i double - checked it . i even signed off on it . look . arthur : hmm . hmm . well , if i were you , i 'd double - check your records , try and reconcile the shortfall . reggie : your dad really has a hate for me , does n't he ? joni : no , he does n't . he 's probably still mad at me because i lied to him about the beach party . reggie : oh , you think that 's it ? that 's what you say . i think he does n't want his baby girl messing around with trouble like me . joni ? joni : what ? reggie : about what your father said , about he wants you to stay away from me -- is that what you want , too ? joni : that 's nowhere near what i want . get back to work . we have to get back to work . adam : the terms of our deal were clear - cut . michael : yeah . absolutely . you brought me on to help divest my father of cambias industries . adam : then explain this stock purchase , which is the first phase in the takeover of my company . michael : adam , my hands are clean . adam : really ? michael : yes . adam : then how did this happen ? michael : well , i do n't know . i suppose that lena got greedy , which is n't that surprising . adam : that 's your excuse ? that 's your defense ? michael : well , i was hoping i would n't need a defense . if lena was stockpiling shares of chandler enterprises , she did it without my knowledge or my help . adam : really ? michael : oh . so you do n't believe me . adam : you and ms. kundera have been partners in bed and out . the plan was to take down enchantment . michael : yes , and as you 'll recall , lena turned on me when she turned state 's evidence . she also switched her romantic focus to bianca montgomery . adam : yes , well , the -- the course of true love has run amok . michael : is n't this your c.f.o . , bob barrett ? adam : oh , yes , and what appears to be a very compliant lena . michael : oh , well , she certainly looks doable . adam : how do you explain that ? michael : well , when it comes to cash , lena can be insatiable . adam : bianca montgomery is worth a small fortune . michael : yeah , well , i can only surmise that erica made mama lion noises when lena tried to get too close , snuggled up too tight to bianca 's trust fund . i guess she just moved on to more lucrative pastures . adam : and you know nothing about lena 's business dealings ? michael : adam , look , you have done something that even my own father refused to do . you gave me a second chance to prove myself . do you know how much that means to me ? i would never turn the tables to try and put a stranglehold on chandler enterprises -- never . adam : i only wish bob barrett shared your sense of loyalty . michael : well , maybe if you talk to him . adam : talk to him ? i 'd strangle him if i could find him . michael : well , you 're telling me the guy skipped town ? adam : yeah , so it would appear . so the two of you have not decided to go into business together ? michael : oh , come on . what , me and bob barrett ? are you kidding me , adam ? please . i have barely met the guy . i think i might have met him once at the chandler board meeting . adam : and you both just happened to be lena 's type ? michael : lena 's type is anybody who can bankroll a high life . i 'm just surprised she was stupid enough to get caught with her panties down . adam : how do you explain that ? michael : well , i do n't know . maybe walking the other side of the street with bianca made her reckless . adam : reckless enough to land in jail ? bianca : i do n't believe this . anna : yeah , it was left at the station in this unmarked envelope . i 'm really sorry , honey . it 's also been sent to the tabloids , apparently . bianca : and that -- anna : that 's bob barrett , c.f.o . of chandler enterprises . and lena says she does n't know him ? bianca : has he been arrested , too ? anna : there 's an a.p.b . out on him , and when he 's found , he will be charged along with ms. kundera as co - conspirators in insider trading . bianca : she told me -- she promised no more lies . anna : oh , bianca , i 'm so sorry . it 's awful when you trust someone and they let you down time after time . after a while , it 's about all you expect . tad : if you 're here to take another shot at my son , maybe you should just turn around and leave right now . david : i do n't give a damn about you or your son . i 'm here for breakfast . tad : try the waffles . brooke : jamie , this plan to be like your father was when he was in high school -- where did that get to be such a good thing ? jamie : from the great one himself . brooke : lovely . jamie : i mean , he was telling me that i should n't rush to being serious . i mean , part of finding out who i am is seeing myself with different -- ahem -- women . brooke : uh - huh . well , right now i 'd like you to concentrate on who you are when you 're with your mother , ok ? jamie : come on , mom . brooke : i just want you to respect girls and women . the end , ok ? tad : hi . i 'm sorry i 'm late . brooke : uh - huh . i hear you 've been lecturing your son on the finer points of playing the field ? tad : a little -- you know , there are some things about being a teenaged kid that do n't go out of style , so -- brooke : yes , i know . and you wrote the book . tad : yeah . it 's a classic . brooke : oh , it is . it is a classic . it is a classic tad martin , and thanks to you , it is on your son 's number one choice for his summer reading . laurie : here you go , dr. hayward . david : thank you , laurie . listen , i want to apologize for the trouble i caused you last night . laurie : oh , it 's really ok , dr. hayward . david : no , it 's not . i embarrassed you , and there 's no excuse for that . doug : i 've got a right to see my little girl ! laurie : oh , god . [ doug and mr. hanks argue ] mr. hanks : look , come on , come on . just -- doug : ok , all right , all right , all right . mr. hanks : just take it easy . laurie : i 'm so sorry , mr. hanks . mr. hanks : this is n't the first time your father 's shown up here drunk and disorderly . laurie : i know . listen , i 'll talk to him , i promise . i 'll make him understand he ca n't do this . mr. hanks : you better , or i 'll have to let you go . doug : what 's up his butt ? laurie : dad ! you ca n't do this anymore . if you come in here one more time and mess me up , i 'm going to get fired . i ca n't afford to lose this job because you 're not working and you drank away all the money that i put down for my dorm . the dorm room that i 'm going to live in this fall ? doug : oh , laurie , you 're not going to live in the dorm . you 're going to live at home with me , where you belong . laurie : no , i do n't want to live at home . i just want the chance once to be like every other kid . doug : ah -- laurie : dad -- forget it . i do n't even know why i try . doug : do n't turn your back on me , missy . come here , turn -- jamie : you ok ? doug : what happened , laurie ? what , did you slip or something ? jamie : no , mr. lewis . she did n't slip . doug : i 'm not talking to you . jamie : i 'm talking to you . why do n't you just cut her a break and leave her alone ? careful . do n't cut yourself . laurie : thanks . jamie : thank you . laurie : thanks . mr. hanks : laurie , i warned you . laurie : i know . i am so sorry , mr. hanks . it will not happen again . mr. hanks : you got that right . i ca n't afford the damage your father causes every time he stumbles in here . laurie : no , pl -- please do n't fire me . i 'll work overtime to pay for what 's broken . you can have the money from my tip jar . david : why do n't you give the kid a break , all right ? i 'll cover the cost . just send me the bill . tad : why do n't you let me drive you home , ok , so you can sleep this one off ? doug : i can drive myself home , thank you . brooke : tad , you ca n't let him drive in this condition . doug : laurie , please , i 'm sorry . i -- laurie : dad , just stop . tad : you all right ? be smart . give me the keys . come on . doug : listen , i do n't need a thing , and who are you to be butting into my family 's private business ? tad : wait a minute . just give me the keys . it 's not a big deal . doug : get off of me , all right ? just stay out of my way ! tad : i 'm in your way . you 're not driving home , ok ? if you try , you 'll have to go through me to do it . michael : lena 's in jail , exactly where she belongs . adam : you would n't be contemplating anything foolish , would you ? michael : such as ? adam : such as making her bail and getting a couple of first - class tickets to any country without an extradition treaty ? michael : adam , when are you going to get that i 'm on your side ? what do i have to do to prove this to you ? adam : we 'll have to take that up back at the office . meanwhile , i have to do some major control , damage control , with a lot of very nervous stockholders . michael : right , well , i 'll get busy on a press release . adam : yeah , you do that . and try to find something -- think of something about lena that might help the police track down mr. barrett . michael : well , if anything should surface , you 'll be the first to know . was there something else ? adam : yeah , something else . i just ca n't quite put my finger on it . yet . michael : ah , lena . so beautiful , so totally busted . [ knock on door ] michael : barrett , i thought i told you to get out of town . lena : what did she say ? have they found this man i 'm supposed to be making a run with ? bianca : no . they have n't found him yet . lena : what 's that ? bianca : it 's proof . lena : proof of what ? bianca : proof of what a fool i was to ever believe you , to ever believe one word out of your lying mouth . lena : bianca , where did you get this ? bianca : from anna , when i asked her if she had any evidence that you were in bed with the chandler c.f.o . lena : this is unbelievable that someone would go to these lengths to make it look like this is me . bianca : you 're saying it 's not you ? lena : of course not . this picture has been doctored . i mean , it 's the work of an expert , but it 's still a fake . bianca : it looks pretty real to me . lena : no , no . look , if you look closer , you can see that -- if you look closer , you 'll see that once again i 've lied to you and led you on . bianca : i guess i should n't be surprised , not after everything you 've done . lena : everything i 've done ? like -- like what ? like breaking it off with michael , like testifying against him , getting a job , working night and day to prove myself worthy of your love or your forgiveness ? you think i would throw that away to sleep with some man for money ? maybe i 'm the fool to have ever believed in you . bianca : lena , more than anything i wanted to believe that love was the right thing for us , for me . and then anna shows me -- lena : anna shows you a picture of me in bed with some man . this ridiculous pose , this computer - generated lie . and you see what you want to see -- the old me , the manipulator , the liar who 's out to make a fool of you . bianca , you 're obviously blinded by what happened in the past . you ca n't see what you know is the truth -- that i would sooner die than see you suffer because of me . bianca : that 's the truth , lena . that picture is the truth . lena : what if i were to prove that it 's not ? huh ? would that make a difference ? no . you 've already made up your mind , because given the choice , you choose to believe the worst of me . well , it 's a safe , familiar , predictable choice . and i think deep down you actually need to believe that i cheated on you . bianca : oh , you are so wrong . lena : well , this is what you wanted . this is what you 've been waiting for . this is what your mother has been drilling into you ever since you 've been old enough to hold your hand to someone else . bianca : yeah , what 's that ? lena : no one will ever love you like your mother loves you . bianca : i guess she 's right . lena : i guess maybe you 're more like her than you care to admit . bianca : what is that supposed to mean ? lena : you 've often told me how terrified erica is of love , how scared she is of affection , of intimacy , how impossible it is for her to give herself completely to anyone . bianca : what does that have to do with me ? lena : well , you 're obviously doing the same thing . you 're throwing away what we have for the sake of a lie , and to be honest , i think you 're doing it with a sigh of relief . bianca : you could n't be more wrong . lena : i wish i were . look , at least you do n't have to worry about becoming like your mother anymore . it 's already happened . michael : have you completely lost your mind showing up here , barrett ? barrett : nobody saw me . michael : you just missed running into adam . barrett : i waited across the street till his car pulled away . michael : oh , good , good , good . well , you know , if he 'd seen you , you 'd be under arrest right now . you 're supposed to be on a plane to the cayman islands . barrett : yeah , driving into a blazing caribbean sunset , never to be heard from again . michael : uh - huh , that was the plan . barrett : the plan 's changed , michael . michael : yeah , well , i want you to get out of here right now . barrett : what , are you worried about me or what will happen to you if word gets out that you masterminded this insider trading scam ? michael : well , i paid you to keep your mouth shut . barrett : your hush money did n't factor in my personal risk . michael : i see . so you 're putting the squeeze on me . is that it ? barrett : look , you want me to keep my lips zipped , i need more incentive -- money to make me forget that you 're running this fraud to destroy lena kundera 's credibility so that her testimony against you wo n't carry weight . and that little piece of memory lapse should cost about , oh , what , 100 grand ? easy . michael : hmm . barrett : you get me the money . michael : ok -- you listen to me . ok ? i did n't just pick you at random . i photo - shopped you into that frame with lena because you were already cooking the books at chandler enterprises , lining your own pockets . so you just remember , before you start leaning on me and making threats , you need to know that i have what it takes to bury you and keep my hands clean . do we understand each other ? reggie : damn , it 's hot . joni , not that i care or anything , but did you mean what you said earlier ? joni : what ? what ? reggie : i mean , about , you know , how you do n't want me out of your life . joni : yeah , i meant it , but i ca n't focus . we 're missing copper supplies that we ordered . reggie : because they 're over there on the dolly . joni : no , my dad said the delivery came up short . reggie : because maybe he added it up wrong . joni : no , actually , i double - checked it , and -- look , you even signed twice . you signed off on both deliveries . reggie : because you were n't around . what am i supposed to do , return it to the sender ? am i supposed to hold up housing for the homeless because you were n't around ? joni : ok , reggie , i just asked if you checked the numbers with the full supply , to make sure we had full supply . reggie : ok , and what are you getting at ? joni : i 'm not getting at anything . i 'm just saying that i usually cross - check the orders with the delivery when the delivery person comes and before they take off . did you ? reggie : did i what ? joni : did you cross - check the order with the delivery ? reggie : i ca n't believe this . i ca n't believe this . joni : what are you talking about ? reggie : i actually thought we had something going on , something real . joni : reggie , this is not fair . reggie : you know what 's not fair ? me actually thinking we could have something special , and one word from your father and , what , i 'm public enemy number one ? but what ? that 's all i can be , right ? tad : come on , do n't be a jerk . you know you do n't want to go another couple rounds with the police , right ? doug : everyone is all all fired high and mighty around here . here . do n't scratch the paint . brooke : oh , thank god you got those away from him . tad : i think he did enough damage without them . laurie : so , my dad took the money that i 'd saved up for my college dorm room and he just poured it down his throat . he said that i should be happy to stay at home and clean up after him and throw away his empty beer bottles . jamie : laurie , laurie , you have to know you can call me anytime , especially when your dad starts hassling you . do you hear me ? laurie : it 's really not that bad . it 's fine . jamie : laurie , he treats you like crap . you do n't deserve to be treated like this . laurie : it 's just the alcohol talking . i mean , when he sobers up , he always feels so bad . jamie : laurie , that is called a hangover . laurie : no , jamie , he 's always really sorry , and then i just end up letting it slide . brooke : laurie , every time you do that you give your dad permission to do it again . and the next time it may cost you more than your college money . anna : well , it 's summer , finally . god . i wanted to buy you one of those little kiddie pools . i ca n't get used to life without you . there 's such a big hole in my heart . it 's ok . i feel better when i 'm here , like you 're not alone . i hope you 're not scared . we 're so lucky that we had each other , even for a short time , are n't we ? hmm ? anna : god . i did n't think this would happen . when we were bringing you back from the hospital with us , i did n't think this would -- but you made us very happy , your daddy and me , very happy to be a family . it was really beautiful while it lasted . anna : hello . david : i guess i 'll come back later . anna : no , do n't . please do n't go . david : i do n't want to intrude on your grief , anna . anna : on my grief ? we 're mourning our baby . is n't there some way that we could do this together so we do n't have to shoulder it alone ? i -- david : maybe there is a way , anna , if you would stop blaming me for our daughter 's death . jamie : i hope mom 's not guilting laurie about her dad 's drinking . tad : i think she 's trying to make her feel better . jamie : how 's she going to do that ? tad : by letting her know she 's not alone . brooke : laurie , can we sit down for a second ? laurie : yeah . brooke : i know a little bit about what you 're going through . you see , i -- i was married to an alcoholic . laurie : oh , i did n't know that . brooke : well , it was a long time ago , but the experience has stayed with me . laurie : what was it like for you ? brooke : it was like a roller - coaster ride . my husband tom , he was n't a happy drunk . i mean , when he drank , it made him moody , it made him unpredictable . and instead of being this gentle , caring man that i married , he became this angry , violent stranger . and life began this pattern . and he would drink almost to the point of blacking out , and he would say things and do things that would scare me to death . and then the next morning he would apologize and he would promise to lay off the booze , and i believed him , honey , because i wanted to . and he would make promises , you know , that i had no way of knowing that he was not able to keep . i just thought he would stop drinking because he wanted to . laurie : but he did n't ? brooke : he did n't , no , because tom 's drinking -- it was a disease , and it needed to be treated like a disease . laurie : i asked my dad to go to a.a. , and he does sometimes . brooke : i know , but you know what , laurie -- his problem ca n't be taken care of by going to meetings sandwiched between bottles and -- you have to take charge , because you need to do it for yourself and you need to do it for your father . laurie : me ? brooke : yes , you . you . and i know it 's going to feel like you 're disrespecting him , and i know he may call you all kinds of names and he may say he 's going to cut you out of his life and he may ask you to be more understanding , and you are going to want to give in . you 're going to want to give in the way he gives in when life gets rough and when he takes a drink . laurie : ms. english , what if i lose him ? he 's going to think that i do n't love him . i know it . brooke : when it 's all over , he is going to know how much you love him because you have taken action and you 've done something for him that he can not do for himself . and you know what -- i think that you are strong enough to do this . bianca : i am nothing like my mother , lena . if i were , then i would never have put myself out there and taken a second chance on love . lena : yes , that 's right . you did . you put yourself out there in spite of everything that i did to you . you took me back because you decided we were worth a second chance , a chance you 're prepared to bail on the moment anything goes wrong . bianca : god , can you blame me ? lena : no . bianca , i do n't blame you . if we were to trade places , i doubt i could be as forgiving as you 've been , but the point is you came through for us because you obviously felt there 's something here worth saving . bianca : i do n't know what you want from me . lena : bianca , i want you to trust what we have . i want you to believe in that something that keeps drawing us back . please , do n't let michael win this again . bianca , you must trust me one more time . anna : i do n't want to blame you for leora 's death , and you should n't blame me or tad or joe , anyone . no one caused this to happen . it just did . it was her time . david : no . no . it was n't . and i will not believe that . anna : david , please do n't go . david : i ca n't do this with you , anna . i wo n't . anna : it 's ok . daddy 's just sad . joni : reggie -- reggie : i 'm working . joni : what i said before , or what you think i said about you having something to do with the missing building supplies -- the truth is the reason i asked you about it is because , one , you signed off on two of the deliveries , and , two , aside from me , you 're the only other person on the site that has a key to the storage shed . reggie : and what ? joni : so , this all could be a humongous coincidence , except for the fact that you went postal when i asked you about the missing supplies . which makes me think you know more than you 're owning up to . so who do you want to answer to , me or my father ? doug : oh , jeez . oh . oh . [ door closes ] laurie : put the bottle down , dad . doug : i 'm -- i 'm sorry , laurie , about your job . i mean , your dad can be a real jerk sometimes . i wo n't go over there again . i promise it 'll never happen again . laurie : you 're right , dad . it 's not going to happen again , because i wo n't let it . doug : what are you doing ? what 's going on ? doug : what are they doing here ? huh ? it 's hot enough as it is in here . it 's like an oven . what are you doing , bringing more people home here ? laurie : something 's got to change , dad . and if you 're not going to make it happen , then we will . michael : so there you go , bob . you keep your mouth shut and you can have a free ride , hmm ? oh , and just so we 're clear , if you ever get the urge to contact me again , i will turn up the heat in your tropical paradise and make your life a living hell , ok ? bianca : i 'm sorry , lena . i ca n't do this again . lena : i 'm sorry , too . i 'm sorry that you could n't see past your fear and allow yourself to be happy . and , you know , before this , i would blame myself , but i learned something this past hour that i did n't see before . no matter how much you say you want to be loved , the only thing stopping you is you . [ next_on ] tad : what 's going on between you and erica ? mary : she knows my secret and she 's terrified i 'm going to share it with you . greenlee : i 've got a secret that i 'm going to use to disarm erica . david : you do n't deserve a daughter like laurie . i 'm going to make sure you lose her for good .
laurie 's father , doug , shows up at the pine valley inn and causes a commotion . laurie almost loses her job but david convinces the manager to give her another chance . after doug leaves , brooke tells laurie to stop being so forgiving and to force her father to seek help . later , laurie takes brooke , tad and jamie to her house to help her confront doug . anna tells bianca that she got an anonymous tip that lena and the chief financial officer of chandler enterprises , bob barret , were involved in insider trading . she shows bianca a photo of lena and bob in bed together . bianca shows lena the photograph and tells her to stop denying the truth . lena tells bianca that the photo must have been computer generated and that michael is probably conspiring against her . bianca does n't believe her and tells her she 's through with believing in love . adam barges in to michael 's apartment and asks him what 's going on . michael tells him he does n't know and that he 's on his side . after adam leaves , bob barret shows up and michael asks him what he 's still doing in pine valley . bob says he 's going to need more incentive to leave and never turn back . michael tells bob he 's already paid him enough to keep his mouth shut . anna goes to the cemetery to talk to her daughter . david shows up and anna begs him to grieve with her . david asks her to stop blaming him for leora 's death . anna says she does n't , and urges him not to blame others as well . david becomes overwhelmed and says he ca n't deal with her right now . joni and her father discover a discrepancy in the community center inventory reports . joni later confronts reggie on the missing supplies .
babe : oh , my -- kendall : well ? greenlee : what do you think ? di : hmm . it 's like a -- it 's like a spring morning after it rained , you know ? babe : oh , wait -- it 's tranquility , serenity . di : oh -- babe : oh , my goodness . di : mmm . babe : oh , my god . di : profits , for sure . babe : another comeback . kendall : wait , wait , wait . so you like it , you like it ? di : yeah . babe : like it ? we love it ! i mean , there is -- seriously , there 's nothing else on the market like this , and now i finally understand that emergency late night meeting di : it 's totally worth coming out at this hour . greenlee : good , good , good ! well , we had to flush you out . we needed fresh noses . we 've been doing this for hours . i ca n't smell a thing . di : well , it is so nice . babe : , my goodness . it is so worth your time , because this is exactly what we wanted fusion green to be . di : it 's fresh -- no , it 's pure , you know , it 's fresh , it 's -- babe : and it 's one of a kind -- greenlee : extraordinary , right ? kendall : it 's to die for . it is . it is . zach : hey -- are you talking about me behind my back ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : but why did you go to slater for the ransom ? adam : well , i was in need of some liquid funds . my son 's life was in danger . oh , look how they beat you . i 'm so sorry -- let me take you to the hospital to get you checked out . j.r. : i 'm -- i 'm fine . adam : no , you may have internal injuries , or maybe a -- a concussion . amanda : he said he 's fine . we both are . adam : do n't you play the victim . you did n't get beaten . amanda : oh , just scared out of my wits , used . adam : when i saw that video , how badly they had beaten you -- and then -- and then we got the location , i was afraid to open that door , afraid of what i was going to find . thank god you 're ok . j.r. : um -- i stripped you of your company . i tried to do everything i could to hurt you . and now you might be losing everything because of me . adam : does n't matter . you 're still my son . no matter what problems we have , you will always be my son . besides , we 're not going to lose much . wo n't lose a thing . we 'll make those bastards pay for it . j.r. : what are you doing ? adam : i 'm calling the fbi . j.r. : no , no , there 's no reason to bring them into this . adam : what do you mean ? there are 100 million reasons . i want those worms to pay . [ scene_break ] erica : did you hear me ? tad : hear you ? do you have any idea how long i 've waited , wanted , prayed to hear you say that to me ? do you have any idea how many nights that i have literally dreamed that you would show up and that you would beg me to make love with you ? erica : well , that 's not exactly -- tad : no , no , no , do n't speak . i understand . honey , i always have . ever since we started working together all those years back on `` the cutting edge . `` i mean , i know , believe me . all that wasted time , all those days spent aching side by side , and then watching with a sad longing as we went home with other people . in your case , a lot of other people . just never me . to be honest , sometimes i felt like it was everybody but me . it was like we were star- crossed , you know ? something or someone always got in the way , whether it was , you know , husbands or wives , lovers . until now . now when we 're free -- unshamed , unfettered even -- to give in to that delicious , throbbing chemistry . erica : i 'm sorry , you have -- tad : no , no , no , no , no -- do n't speak , please . please , do n't speak . no , no , no , no , no . now i get it , baby . i mean , who would n't ? i mean , a woman like you . a woman of beauty and grace and passion , an animal for life . i know what 's been going on . you 've got needs . and i want to satisfy them . maybe in ways that are n't entirely legal , but my point is that i 'm your guy . and i want you to know that even if it 's just for now -- if it 's just one hot , steamy night , i 'm cool . i 'm down with that . i mean , just the idea of being able to get busy with you is making me the happiest man on earth . erica : oh -- [ scene_break ] j.r. : we can not -- we can not call the feds . adam : why not ? do n't you want these worms caught ? j.r. : more than anything . but we 're working against a ticking clock right now . slater 's giving us 48 hours to make good on our loans or he 's going to cash in our house and our stocks and -- adam : fine , fine , fine . all the more reason to have as much manpower as possible . j.r. : dad , government agency , red tape , everything by the book -- we 're going to be chocking on bureaucratic bull . we hire our own guys . we get the best . adam : yeah -- `` the best `` lost the money trail . we need reinforcements . j.r. : we can handle it . adam : son , i 'm not going to risk everything i 've built all of my life here for my family . no , you 're home , you 're safe , and i 'm going to chase your captors right straight to hell . now -- yes . yes , i want to report a kidnapping . amanda : flipping feds ? j.r. : everything is going to be all right . amanda : no way . not a chance . this can only go south . i signed on to help your fake kidnapping before it went bust . the fbi was not part of the deal . j.r. : that 's fine , but can we not do this right now ? amanda : i 'm not waiting till they read me my rights . i 'm out . j.r. : no , amanda , relax . just relax , amanda . amanda : i am cold , hungry , and dirty . i do not need men in black suits breathing down my neck . j.r. : so go take a shower . amanda : while you still own it ? j.r. : take a shower , go borrow some of colby 's clothes , and we 'll talk about this in a minute , ok ? amanda : just to clue you in -- this neck -- not sticking it out for you . adam : 300 river road . yeah , got it . we 'll be here . everything all right ? j.r. : yeah , everything 's fine . i think amanda just needs to get some rest . she 's going to be better once she freshens up . amanda : i doubt it . j.r. : so , what did the feds say ? adam : well , they 're not going to send anybody out here till morrow since -- since you 're not in any danger . no use in prolonging this night . son , there were moments in the last few hours when i really thought i was never going to see you again . my prayers have been answered . j.r. : well , not all of them . no matter what the feds do , we need to go after this ransom ourselves . [ scene_break ] kendall : honey , what are you doing here ? hi . zach : what 's going on here ? kendall : wait . halt . stop . close your eyes . just close them , close them . give me this . close them . wait , smell this . what does it smell like ? zach : it smells like our condo . i was there looking for you and the whole place is saturated with the thing . babe : what , fusion green ? wild guess ? zach : yeah , it smells great , by the way . kendall : yeah ? oh , honey , wait . you are going to love our new -- wait till you see our new ad campaign . greenlee : concept campaign . kendall : right , it -- honey , i 'm telling you , we -- we are doing so good . fusion is back . it 's back . zach : that 's great . kendall : ok , do n't say another fantastic word about our fantastic product until i come back , all right ? so , come with me . you are going to love this . you are just going to eat this right up . di : i am already loving it , but -- girls , if i stay here one second longer , i 'm going to fall asleep on this bar . i 'm going to take one of these to go , though , so i can -- can sleep with it and dream about all the green that fusion is going to make . no , you -- you guys did it . congratulations . greenlee : well , i could not have done it without kendall . di : hmm . good night . babe : good night . greenlee : i 'm -- i 'm sorry kendall and i got you out of bed . it 's just we were so excited , we could n't wait . babe : it 's cool . i actually needed the break . i was in the middle of an all- nighter . greenlee : i 'm afraid to ask . babe : studying . cramming , actually . my ged test is tomorrow . [ scene_break ] kendall : it was the most amazing thing i have experienced in forever . it was phenomenal it was -- you do n't understand . you do n't understand . greenlee and i have not been this inspired since we -- simone 's lips were glued shut . zach : that 's a good story , i 'm sure . kendall : no , no -- let me tell you , this is exactly the way that it was back then . it was do or die . we had our backs against the wall , and -- and -- and there was no turning back . zach , we nailed it . we nailed it out of the park , out of the stratosphere . it was amazing . oh , you have no idea . one of us got tired , the other one took over . it was give and take , yin and yang . snap your fingers , it could have been like years ago when -- when things were great before the mess . zach : snap your fingers , and greenlee 's back wanting what she ca n't have . kendall : what greenlee and i shared -- it was there . it was there tonight in -- in that kitchen with that stinky pot on the stove . now , maybe it 's just for tonight , maybe it 'll be gone tomorrow , but it was there . it happened , so it 's possible . so , kill me for trying to have some hope for the future . zach : nothing wrong with hope . kendall : you just do n't want me to choke on it ? i 'm telling you , zach , greenlee was in a real bad place she -- she -- she was cool . i mean , there was no drama at all . we -- we bonded over missing simone . zach : and do you think part of the reason why she was in this very good place is because spike is with ryan and annie far away ? kendall : spike was there , sort of . she asked me about him and about my pregnancy . so i told her . i told her everything -- anything she wanted to know . zach : what she wanted was information . kendall : she wanted to know , zach . zach : uh - huh . kendall : she did . and she was actually being really sweet , for greenlee . i think it made us closer , and helped her understand . i 'm not naive , zach . but i -- i just -- i ca n't keep seeing greenlee as the enemy . zach : i can . kendall : she freaked out when we let her -- when she held spike because she was n't ready for it . zach : i saw her face when she was holding that little kid , and she was ready . she wants spike . kendall : she dropped the custody suit . zach : there are other ways to get a kid , you know that . kendall : listen -- listen , i -- i know her . she -- she finally sees that spike is where he belongs -- with us . what greenlee really wants is a life with ryan . zach : ah . and there 's the rub . ryan 's married to annie . what are we going to do when the happy couple comes back ? you going to be there for the fallout ? kendall : maybe in time , greenlee will understand , and she 'll move on . zach : i 'm very happy you 're at a nice moment over a pot of perfume . greenlee is still greenlee . [ scene_break ] greenlee : it 's a well publicized fact that i can be a bitch . i 'm sorry . babe : it 's all right . greenlee : no , it 's not . i pounded you for being a dropout loser . i hope you do well on your test tomorrow . babe : i hope so , too . i want to thank you . greenlee : what , did you smell too much of this ? has the fumes gone to your head ? babe : i mean it . i owe you , bigtime . [ scene_break ] tad : mmm . erica : tad , i 'm -- i 'm afraid that you 've misunderstood . tad : no , no , no -- do n't be coy . please , please , do n't . just get ready for the ride of your life . it 's going to be a bumpy night . [ tad purrs ] erica : oh , you -- you are so bad . tad : no , you 're so bad . you 're the worst . come on , erica , what are you going to do ? you 're going to lock me up in a hotel room all night ? a couple witnesses , huh ? maybe a tv camera just so jackson 's going to think we slept together ? erica : will you do it ? tad : no . come on , this is getting ridiculous . erica : why ? tad : there 's not a lot that i would n't do for you , honestly , but i 've done everything . i 've wined you , i 've dined you , i 've kissed you . i massaged the back of your -- erica : yeah , i remember . tad : and it was -- quite nice , i got to tell you . you got it going on . you got a little junk in the trunk . erica : thank you , but why wo n't you help me ? tad : because , honey , you 're erica kane . do n't you see you 're better than this ? this is -- this is kid stuff . this is amateur hour . all this effort that you and i have expended just so you could get the desired reaction out of jackson . he 's one of the best men i 've ever known in my entire life . i know how you feel about him . why do n't you just stop behaving like a couple of jerks ? go to him , look him in the eye , and tell him you love him every bit as much as he loves you . erica : no , i wo n't go to jack . either he comes to me , or it 's over . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you look tired . you feeling all right ? adam : now that you 're home , yeah . j.r. : have you been taking your meds ? adam : oh -- colby is fanatical . it 's not important . j.r. : yes , it is . i want you healthy . maybe you should go get some sleep . we 'll talk about this in the morning . adam : i 'm not sure i 'm ready to let you out of my sight . j.r. : you know all that -- that noise i was making about changing my name to a martin ? that 's all it was . it was just noise . i would have never gone through with it . the one thing that i -- i realized through all of this is i 'm very much your son , and i always will be . [ scene_break ] tad : forgive me , but i do n't think ultimatums are going to work . erica : i ca n't play to jack 's ego . i wo n't be the -- the first one to give in . tad : why ? because you think that 's going to make you look like the loser ? honey , this life is precious , it 's short . it 's not about , you know , who caves first or keeping score or who did what to whom . you love jack . go to him , lay it out , tell him you love him . erica : it 's not that simple . tad : yes , it is . you 're making the same mistake i did , the worst mistake in my life , and all that 's going to happen is you 're going to end up tripping over your ego , while you and jackson are busy pointing fingers and trying to blame each other . erica : you know what , tad ? if you wo n't help me , i 'll find someone who will . tad : i am trying to help you . erica , this is exactly what i did with dixie . do n't you -- look , you know as well as anybody that i loved dixie more than i loved anything or anybody on this earth . and because of it , most of the time , i was so scared -- i felt so vulnerable -- that the minute she -- she did n't behave the way i wanted to , or think the way i wanted her to , all right , i pushed her away , by playing these types of games . and when she turned to -- to david , i pushed harder . i even found a way to -- to use our looking for kate against her . i mean , i blamed her for everything . and by the time i finally realized what a jerk i was being , it was too late . you love each other . tell him . erica : look , tad , i -- i really do appreciate your concern . and i -- i am so sorry about dixie . but i know what i 'm doing . tad : oh , i guess this means we -- we are n't going to engage in a round of slap and tickle ? erica : and ruin a beautiful friendship ? tad : well , then -- good night , sweetie . erica : good night . [ crash ] erica : oh ! [ tad gasps as erica collides with a waiter ] tad : erica ! oh , my god ! erica ? get up . are you ok ? troy : ms. kane -- ms. kane -- tad : are you all right ? troy : oh , i 'm so sorry ! i 'm such a klutz ! tad : oh , baby . you going to be ok ? huh ? [ scene_break ] kendall : honey , you do n't know greenlee the way that i do . what -- what we had together , what we created -- fusion , spike . i mean , yeah , she -- she can be out of her mind sometimes , and she 's all about getting what she wants . but underneath all that craziness , i would trust greenlee with my life . zach : she tried to hijack your son . kendall : yes , i know that . it was reflex , zach . complete and utter reflex . she 's hurt , she 's angry , so she lashed out . she apologized . zach : she apologized ? kendall : yeah . zach : oh , good , that 's so sweet . kendall : all right , ok , i get it . i get it -- the warm fuzzies may be over by sunup , but that 's not your call to make . you were n't there tonight , and you were n't there years ago when things between greenlee and i were golden . zach : well , you ca n't go back there . too much damage . kendall : all i want is a chance for she and i to rebuild what we had . i need you to let me do that . zach : i do n't like what she did to you . i do n't trust her , but you want me to back off , i 'll back off . kendall : really ? zach : really . kendall : that was too easy . there 's a `` but `` or a `` however `` in there somewhere . zach : there is . greenlee came at you from all kinds of different angles , but if you want me to leave her alone , i will . however , if she comes after you or spike again , all bets are off . she wo n't know what hit her . [ scene_break ] babe : well , the countdown 's on . not nearly enough study hours left . greenlee : oh , no , wait . you ca n't just throw me a thank - you and walk away , especially when it does n't make any sense . i mean , i took back your fusion shares . i pushed you until you quit . the only thing i deserve is -- i do n't know -- a slap in the face ? babe : i 'm not going to argue with you . you were a complete jerk . but you have also given me the chance to prove myself . not once , twice . greenlee : i think i need a drink . do you want one ? a hit of sugar and caffeine to get you through the night ? babe : sure . greenlee : you know , all that i did was grind you . where i come from , that does n't merit a thank - you . babe : i know that you gave me your shares just to tick off kendall . but it was also the first time in my life that anyone has ever given me that kind of responsibility . greenlee : but i just thought you 'd tank if kendall did n't kill you first . babe : i know , and i did n't care . i mean , me a -- a high school dropout bartender . i mean , partner of fusion cosmetics ? do you have any idea what a rush that was ? so i -- i studied hard , and i learned what i could , and of course , there were -- there were the days that i wanted to quit , but i did n't , and i found out that i 'm good at this . i 'm better than good . greenlee : yeah , and zoe 's record company really thinks so , too . babe : and then you came back and you t all out from underneath me . and at first , i was angry . but then i got to thinking , you know what ? i was just -- i was getting a little bit too comfortable , and having to fight my way back -- i mean , you -- you made me step up my game , and i am smarter and i 'm stronger now because of it , and i 'm more committed to -- to this company and to my family . and now , i can -- i can actually see what 's important . and i know that i can make it happen . greenlee : is this sunny - side - up thing for real ? because you sound like a fortune cookie from hell . babe : it 's real . and i owe it to you . [ scene_break ] adam : you and i ought to pool our thoughts about these maggots , about what i thought , what you know , hmm ? maybe we can fill in each other 's blanks . where did you -- where did they grab you ? j.r. : i was with amanda . adam : oh , well , that 's unfortunate . hmm . yeah , i guess it was enough of a nightmare already , being trapped in a small place with that piece of work . j.r. : is there anything you remember specific about the kidnapper who called you ? adam : yeah , well -- i remember the man 's voice . i 'd remember that again if i heard it , of course . and the website , which i told you about . and that seamus wong that came by from your office . i -- i had no idea you had been kidnapped at that point . and then there was the phone call and the web -- with the webcam . and that 's -- j.r. : does anybody else know ? adam : no . well , he told me not to tell anyone else , so i obeyed orders . i felt totally powerless . colby : oh , my god . who busted your face ? j.r. : it 's over . colby : what 's over ? adam : j.r. was kidnapped , colby . colby : what ? how ? when ? why ? are you ok ? j.r. : i 'm ? colby : i -- no wonder why you 've been so uptight these last couple of days . you should have clued me in . i could have helped you . adam : well , it would be better if -- that you did n't . you 'll be safer . colby : you could have died . it must have been terrible . come here . amanda : well , at least he had company . thanks for the clothes . colby : you were with him ? amanda : every stomach - turning , nightmare moment . colby : wait -- what about babe ? does babe know ? she -- she needs to know . she 'll totally freak -- adam : no , no , no , no . no , babe does n't know . she 's not to know . no one is to be told . colby : why not ? it 's over , right ? adam : well , there 's the matter of the ransom . we want to get the money back . colby : well , is n't that too dangerous ? just let them have it . amanda : $ 100 million ? yeah , as if . colby : oh , my god . amanda : whoo - hoo , j.r is rescued , only to have his whole family thrown out on the street . oh . if your daddy does n't get that cash back , he loses everything . you could say good - bye to your walk - in closet and your spa bath . colby : what is she talking about ? what are you going to do ? adam : we 're going to get the money back . and the best way to go about that is to keep quiet . very quiet . just the four of us and the authorities . no one else need know . now , i know it 's a bit of a challenge , but not one word . do you understand ? you and your mother never know when to keep your mouth shut . amanda : where do you get off ? adam : do you understand ? amanda : if i want to hold a press conference , i will . adam : oh , you do that and you 're going to end up back in that pit . amanda : i just went through hell , and he 's threatening me . j.r. : it 's all right , amanda , ok ? amanda : no , you know what ? losing $ 100 million does not touch what i can do to you . adam : oh , really ? what would that be ? you going to get a couple of paddles and threaten to fry my heart again ? amanda : i can stop it cold . one more word , and i will blow your world to hell . j.r. : it is late , amanda . you need to get some sleep , ok ? just take it easy . we 're all a little -- amanda : your dad treats me like trash . adam : maybe i should treat you like you 're crazy -- that would be closer to the truth . amanda : you so deserve to be gutted . j.r. : amanda , dad , please . you 're tired . let me get one of the security guards to drive you home , ok ? come on . colby : dad , j.r. could 've died , and you did n't say anything , and the money ? adam : yeah . colby : hey , are you ok ? adam : yes , yes , i am ok . i do n't want you to worry . i 'll take care of everything . ah . [ adam chuckles as he hugs his daughter ] j.r. : what was that all about ? amanda : your father is such a snake . j.r. : does n't mean you lay the truth on him . amanda : what about the fbi , j.r. , huh ? i 'm not lying to the feds -- that is a felony , a federal felony . you can go to federal prison , hard - core years in prison followed by an ankle bracelet . j.r. : i will make sure that that does n't happen . amanda : you ca n't . j.r. : you have to go along with me on this . amanda : you give me one reason . j.r. : because it would kill my father . [ scene_break ] babe : it turns out that i have to get ticked off to get my act together and who ticks me off better than you ? greenlee : ok , well , um -- you 're welcome , i guess ? babe : but the best part of all of it -- greenlee : oh , my god . there 's more ? babe : yes , there 's more , and i 'm almost finished . the best part is that you gave me faith -- in myself and what i can accomplish , and even more important , i can make little adam proud of me . that is something that i was always afraid of -- that he would grow up thinking that his mama did nothing but screw up , and now , i 'm -- i 'm so close to having everything that i 've ever wanted . i really do owe that to you . [ scene_break ] kendall : i have loved greenlee like a sister before , but i know what she 's capable of . i mean , maybe -- maybe i 'm asking for the impossible . but i know how we were , i know how we used to be , and i just want to give it a shot again . zach : all i want is for you to be happy after everything you 've gone through with me , spike i just want everything to be ok , that 's all . kendall : so you 'll back off ? zach : yeah , i 'll back off . would n't do it for anybody else . maybe i just love you too much . kendall : hmm . that 's impossible . zach : yeah ? kendall : mm - hmm . zach : hmm . kendall : mm - hmm ? zach : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] joe : well , blood pressure and her heartbeat , normal . you took a bump on the head , but there 's no sign of concussion -- no cuts , no sprains , no contusions . erica : the only damage is to my pride . joe : yeah . tad : gosh , i do n't think they make slings that big . joe : you could stay -- you could stay the night if you like , i mean , for observation , but that 's up to you . erica : well , no , i think there 's been enough drama for one night . joe : ok . erica : my own bed is all i need . joe : well , give me a call in the morning , as we say , and let me know how you 're feeling . erica : oh , thank you , i will . joe : ok . erica : thank you , joe . joe : good night , erica . erica : good night . joe : oh , one other thing -- the news of this incident of yours has probably made the newspapers . you know , the tabloids have probably got you in a body cast . would you like me to call jack , or anyone , you know ? let them know how you are , that everything 's ok . no use in them worrying , huh ? erica : well , that 's very , very sweet of you , joe , but i 'll take care of it . joe : ok , ok . well , i 'll have the nurse come in and check you out . erica : thank you . joe : ok . erica : thank you . tad : night , pop . well , come on . that 's it . i 'll get you home . erica : not so fast . nurse : ready to check out , ms. kane ? erica : i , uh -- oh . tad : erica . nurse : are you all right ? should i call dr. martin ? erica : oh -- no , no , it 's nothing . i 'm just a little dizzy . i think i will take dr. martin 's advice and stay here the night . nurse : i 'll tell the front desk . tad : what are you up to ? [ scene_break ] amanda : at least now you admit it -- you care about your father . so why did you jack up this whole scheme to snap him in two ? j.r. : because i thought i wanted him to pay . amanda : but all you wanted was a welcome - home hug , him to call you `` son `` ? you are so easy . j.r. : i do n't expect you to understand -- it 's complicated . family happens to mean a lot to me . amanda : oh , and i could n't possibly get that because my mom 's nuts and my dad 's dead ? j.r. : my father could lose everything to slater -- because of me . amanda : and that 's a problem because ? look , i saw how much it meant to you when your dad hugged you and said he loved you , but still -- j.r. : just say that you will help me , please . amanda : i was with you when it was the `` let 's nail adam show , `` but perjury , the fbi , prison time , all so that you can hold on to your love fest with your daddy ? forget it . j.r. : you were ready to lie before . amanda : that is because there was a big payday at the end of it . now , there 's a big , fat zip . i have suffered way too much for nothing , so excuse me if i sing like a bird . j.r. : what if you still get your money ? [ scene_break ] tad : come on , get out of the bed now -- come on . erica : oh -- an hour ago , you could n't wait to get me in bed . tad : no , come on . get out of the bed . erica : no , you heard what joe said -- i took quite a bump on my head . tad : you 're faking it . erica : i never fake it . tad : you know what i mean . oh , come on , do n't do this . do n't play a game like this . i know how you feel about jack . just go tell him . erica : why , when fate has given me such a wonderful alternative ? tad : listen , fate might be just about to kick you in the head . erica : fate is going to give me the opportunity to get exactly what i want . tad : and what if you do n't , huh ? what if you end up losing jack because of this ? erica : hmm . i feel kind of faint . tad : oh . room spinning ? erica : like a whirligig . tad : i 'll bet . all right , fine . you know what , sweetheart ? watch -- this -- this here is me , removing myself from your insanity . [ scene_break ] amanda : you lock a girl in a cellar , she 'll come out wanting things . i want what you promised -- i want $ 500,000 . j.r. : you tell the fbi that you know nothing , and you saw nothing , and we have a deal , but you 're going to have to wait till i get you that ransom money . amanda : do n't let me keep you . j.r. : it might take a while . i 'm pretty sure seamus wong is behind the double- cross , but he 's vanished , i ca n't seem to get him on his phone , but i 'm going to find him and when i do , i 'll get you your cut . [ amanda chuckles ] amanda : you see , i do n't think that you understand . the $ 500,000 is what i get if you do n't find your daddy 's ransom money . j.r. : you 're crazy . amanda : your dad thinks so , but i 'm not . you see , he may go bust in this , but `` you `` still have n't lost a penny . you are still a rich , rich guy . so , if you do find the ransom money , my cut for my services goes up to 5 million . j.r. : that 's blackmail . amanda : and it turns me on . j.r. : oh , god , you 're twisted . amanda : hmm . and sick of being used . so , it keeps your daddy loving you and your butt out of jail . everyone 's happy . [ scene_break ] kendall : see ? this is going to be , what ? our toners and our lotions and the scent of our candles . ah -- tell me how much you love it again . zach : i love it . it smells -- kendall : you love it ! zach : green . it smells like genius . kendall : `` genius `` ? zach : mm - hmm . kendall : are you saying that because i sleep with you ? zach : oh , god , that 's not a bad idea . kendall : well , let me tell you , it 's going to be very subtle , a very subtle campaign -- soft images , soft colors , not a lot of words , very -- very simple and subtle . you want to hear this or not ? zach : no , sure , i do , yeah . mm - hmm . kendall : ok -- so , it 's -- it 's not going to be a hard sell . it 's all about the feeling , the -- the fusion feeling . fresh -- fresh , fresh . zach : sure , sure . kendall : yeah . um -- eternal -- zach : mm - hmm . kendall : eternal . zach : sure . kendall : incorrigible -- zach : yeah . listen , here 's my problem . kendall : oh , wait . zach : we got a brand - new house , brand - new bed , and we 're not in it , because we 're here talking about some campaign . kendall : yeah , i 'm talking . you 're -- zach : ready to go home -- too much green for me . kendall : all right . ok . i 'm going to bring all of this to the back and then you can have me . then i 'm yours , all yours . [ kendall giggles as she walks away ] zach : hmm . [ phone rings ] adam : chandler . zach : hey , it 's me . adam : what the devil are you doing calling me at this hour ? zach : just checking in . any progress on tracking my money ? adam : i 'll find it . zach : good . i would hate to have to exercise my option . adam : i bet . zach : hey , adam ? adam : what ? zach : sweet dreams . [ zach chuckles after adam slams the phone shut ] kendall : hmm . [ zach sighs ] zach : you ready ? kendall : yes , i am . wait -- i need the goods . zach : i 'll take this . [ scene_break ] babe : this really is brilliant . so , how did you and kendall go from waving lawsuits to creating fusion magic ? greenlee : i guess it started when she let me hold spike . babe : wow . she let you hold him ? how did it feel ? greenlee : it felt right . it felt too right . [ next_on ] annie ( to greenlee ) : you may not want me here , but you better get used to it because there 's no way i 'm leaving . j.r. ( to zach ) : do n't come crying to me when you get a slice of chandler , and i 'm calling the shots . amanda ( to aidan ) : a man is missing . i need you to help me find him . aidan : i 'm on it .
kendall and greenlee let di and babe share the new fusion green fragrance they just created . di and babe are enthusiastic with the scent . adam is thrilled that his son , j.r. , is home and safe . adam wants to call the fbi to try to find the missing money , but j.r. is completely against this idea . erica asks tad to sleep with her . at first , tad pretends that he is thrilled with the idea , but then erica realizes that his excitement is sarcasm . tad encourages erica to go to jack and let him know that she loves him . erica refuses to be the first one to give in . erica starts to leave , but has an accident with one of the busboys , which lands her on her back . kendall explains to zach how happy she is that she and greenlee are getting along so well . zach is unconvinced of greenlee 's sincerity and offers to take care of the situation . kendall begs him to let her handle it . zach promises to back off of greenlee , but if greenlee comes after kendall or spike again , then he will step in and take care of the situation . adam hurls insulting remarks at amanda . amanda becomes so furious that she threatens to blow the lid off j.r. 's scheme . after j.r. promises to give her a share of the money , amanda agrees to lie to the fbi .
annie : i 'm not sure i can handle this . ryan : hey , i 'm going to be right here with you . annie : yeah , but what if something goes wrong ? ryan : richie is going to ask for bail , and the judge is going to say no . annie : yeah , but , ryan , they do n't have that much evidence against him . ryan : what are you talking about ? they can prove that he kidnapped j.r. and stole his bone marrow . annie : well , they do n't have proof that he hit zach , or that he trapped zach and greenlee in that bomb shelter . we know richie did it , but you ca n't -- ryan : richie is going to go to prison . nobody 's going to be able to stop that . richie : i still need to get out of here , and you 're still going to help me . get creative . otherwise , i 'm going to have to tell my brother - in - law all about your plan to get knocked up while he still thinks he 's shooting blanks . [ scene_break ] jake : you really want me to move in with you ? greenlee : how fun would that be ? jake : uh -- greenlee : oh , come on . i mean , you need a place to crash . i have an extra room . come on , what do you say ? jake : what do i say ? i say the answer 's no . [ scene_break ] jesse : somebody 's been using that little girl as a punching bag . angie : frankie 's been in there a long time . jesse : is she going to be ok ? angie : well , the surgery went well , but if the police had n't gotten there when they did -- jesse : we need to find out whoever 's behind this . angie : we ? jesse , you ca n't get involved in this . jesse : angela , the girl needs help . angie : look , frankie is already in too deep on it . i do n't need to worry about you . [ scene_break ] ryan : you see that ? moral support has arrived . kendall : hey , how are you holding up ? annie : i 'm ok , i guess . you do n't all have to be here . zach : yeah , we do . j.r. : yeah , somebody 's missing . babe : yeah , where 's greenlee ? kendall : i do n't know . i have n't heard from her . zach : she 's not coming . i 'll call her with the outcome . j.r. : call her now . there 's only going to be one outcome . psycho 's going down . kendall : exactly . richie wo n't hurt any of us ever again . ryan : you hear that ? this is the end . annie : right . oh , my god . richie : hey , sis . richie : you kids just sit back , relax , enjoy the show . annie : what happened to him ? ryan : he probably just mouthed off to the wrong cellmate , annie , that 's all . annie : that 's not how my brother works , ryan . he would have tried to win his cellmate over , not pick a fight with him . ryan : you do n't know that for sure . annie : what , and the guards just look the other way ? j.r. : wow , it looks like somebody rearranged richie 's face . babe : someone , j.r. ? j.r. : do n't look at me . i did n't do it . i 'd love to pound him . i do n't think i 'm alone . kendall : richie really took a beating . zach : yeah , well , i heard something about that . kendall : you 're not surprised ? zach : not really , no . kendall : how does that happen , zach ? how does someone get the crap beat out of them when they 're in prison , surrounded by guards ? zach : i do n't know . maybe he fell . kendall : you know what i think ? i think whoever did this to richie has some serious pull . zach : he has a lot of enemies . babe : you know , if i had kicked richie to the curb way back when , things would n't have gotten this far . j.r. : no , do n't blame yourself , babe . babe : i never should have doubted you , j.r . j.r. : well , it was -- it was worth it to see you in that little candy outfit . babe : oh , yeah . i still have that outfit . j.r. : mm - hmm . well , i say when this whole thing 's done , we go back to your place and celebrate . we do a little game of strip poker . what do you say ? babe : yeah . j.r. : yeah ? babe : hold that thought . i 'll be right back . annie , listen , i 'm really , really sorry again about my part in this . i know you warned me about richie from the beginning . annie : it 's ok , babe . babe : i was stupid for thinking that i knew better . ryan : no , no , you were n't , babe . from what i 've been told , richie is really good at what he does . but it ends today . bailiff : all rise . this court is now in session . the honorable charles drynan presiding . [ scene_break ] jake : the last time we were roommates , how many times did we almost kill each other ? greenlee : that was like a lifetime ago . right now , i would be the best roommate you ever had . you want to know why ? jake : why ? greenlee : for one , i 'd make you milkshakes . thanks . jake : yeah ? does your house even have a kitchen ? greenlee : of course . jake : have you ever seen it ? greenlee : i 'll order in . jake : ever ? really . i ca n't -- ca n't do it . greenlee : why not ? jake : i just -- greenlee : i 'm much neater . i 'm extremely entertaining . jake : no , no , that 's not entertaining . that 's called loud . you 're very loud . and you 're very demanding . and you 're very grouchy -- very grouchy in the mornings . greenlee : well , i wo n't charge you rent . i wo n't eat your food , and best of all , i wo n't nag you . jake : are we done ? are we done ? greenlee : no , not until you say yes . come on , jake . you know you want to . [ scene_break ] randi : what happened ? frankie : randi , you 're in the hospital . you have a wound to your head that required surgery . [ randi sighs ] randi : can i have some privacy ? frankie : i have to check your vitals . randi : i 'm breathing . what else do you need to know ? frankie : you sustained a very serious injury . a neurosurgeon had to go in and stop the bleeding in your brain . but you should be fine -- if you let me do my job . [ scene_break ] angie : you know , it 's not your job to take care of that woman in there . jesse : frankie cares about her , angela . angie : frankie is her physician . jesse : open your eyes , baby . i know you 're seeing what i 'm seeing . angie : uh , yeah , i see very well , and i do n't like what i see -- an ex - cop dying to work a violence case , a doctor getting too close to his patient . [ scene_break ] randi : they had to cut me open ? frankie : you were unconscious when the cops brought you in . randi : cops ? frankie : yeah , they found you outside a motel downtown . randi : i do n't remember any of that . frankie : do you know why you were there ? randi : did you just not hear what i said ? frankie : did someone give you a large amount of cash ? did the man you were working for -- did he hurt you ? randi : i wait tables , and i have a temp job . frankie : randi -- randi : what ? you saw me the last time i left work . remember ? you got that ice cream all over my suit . frankie : you were n't wearing a suit when you got to the hospital . randi : i went to a club last night . is it a crime ? frankie : you know , this is the second time you 've been here . i 've seen broken bones , bruises , now this . randi : do n't start . frankie : you keep giving me this stuff about how you 're just clumsy . randi , i want to help you . that 's what i want to do , but i ca n't if you do n't tell me the truth . [ scene_break ] angie : frankie 's job is to provide medical care for his patients , not get involved in their lives . jesse : angela , he 's feeling guilty . he 's angry with himself , because he could n't keep randi from getting hurt again . angie : frankie ca n't save everybody , and neither can you . look , you know what ? you do n't have to be a hero to do work that matters . jesse : it 's not about saving everybody , baby , it 's about wanting to come through for the people who need you . [ scene_break ] randi : fine , you 're right . my boyfriend hits me sometimes . frankie : your boyfriend ? randi : you know what ? save your breath , because i 'm not going to leave him . frankie : when ? when are you going to stop lying to me ? [ scene_break ] judge drynan : charges made against the defendant , mr. richard novak , are as follows -- kidnapping , false imprisonment , reckless endangerment , simple assault , and aggravated assault . mr. novak , how do you plead ? richie : not guilty , your honor . [ ryan groans ] judge drynan : quiet . do you have legal representation ? richie : yes , sir , i do . judge drynan : where is your attorney ? richie : i choose to represent myself . judge drynan : order . [ slams gavel ] judge drynan : mr. novak , you wish to serve as your own attorney ? richie : yes , your honor , i do . judge drynan : do you understand that you have the right to legal counsel ? richie : yes , your honor . judge drynan : and if you can not afford one , the court will provide one at no cost to you . you understand ? richie : yes , sir , i am aware . judge drynan : and you elect to waive this right ? richie : yes , sir , i do . judge drynan : you 've come to this decision of your own free will ? no one has threatened or coerced you ? richie : my choice all the way . judge drynan : well , please tell the court why you believe you can provide yourself with the best possible defense . richie : your honor , i do n't pretend to be the brightest man in this room . i 'm not the wealthiest . i 'm certainly not the most influential of pine valley 's citizens . however , i am the only person in this room who has spent seven years in prison for a crime he did n't commit . as you can plainly see , i do n't have very many friends here . in fact , this entire town 's completely against me . so i could allow the court - appointed attorney to plead my case , but no lawyer on earth is going to defend my freedoms as fervently as i will . no one can . you see , i have a different value of freedom than most people . prison took everything away from me . it took away my dignity . it took away my humanity . it took everything . and right here in this court , i have a chance to earn it back . please , sir , do n't disallow me that chance . please do n't ask me to sit at this table and listen to some stranger tell you about me -- to tell you who i am . sir , let me tell you who i am . your honor , my name is richard novak , and i 'm innocent . and i think after everything i have been through , i deserve the right to prove that . judge drynan : we 'll take a short recess so that i can consider mr. novak 's request . i 'll be back with my ruling . [ slams gavel ] bailiff : all rise . ryan : so richie does n't want a lawyer ? that is very interesting . annie : my brother has a plan , ryan . he always does . j.r. : i knew it . i knew it . richie had something up his sleeve . opal : oh , sorry i 'm late . the traffic was just slow as snails . what did i miss ? babe : richie wants to represent himself . the judge just went back to think it over . opal : well , you know what they say . the man who is his own lawyer has a big fat bozo for a client . babe : well , i 'm the dumb one , opal . i asked you to let richie move in to your house . opal : oh , no , honey . you were just doing a friend a favor . babe : yeah , but he turned out to be a monster . opal : well , richie is as slippery as they come . nobody blames you . babe : i 'm so sorry . opal : oh , no . j.r. : i know , that 's what i was telling her . richie 's snowed a lot of people . opal : well , he did n't snow me . no , i read his tarot cards . they gave me the whole scoop on richie . j.r. : really ? what did they say ? opal : they said that if he did n't change his evil ways that he was doomed to hell . [ scene_break ] kendall : so who told you richie got beat up in jail ? zach : i hear things . kendall : you did n't say anything to me . zach : why would i ? kendall : so then i can have you pass on a message to whoever put that maniac in his place ? zach : what 's the message ? kendall : i think that person deserves a medal . but i wish i had been there to cheer him on . [ scene_break ] angie : you 're right . i should n't jump on frankie for acting on a hunch . i mean , especially one that turned out to be right . jesse : he knew right away that that girl was being abused . angie : well , frankie has good instincts . it 's a part of what makes him a good doctor . that voice that says `` something is n't right here . `` jesse : well , see ? you know where he 's coming from , right ? angie : yes , i do , but i do n't want him to get hurt . hey , listen , i got to go see about a patient , but i want you to repeat after me -- jesse : angela -- angie : no -- `` i , jesse hubbard am a professor of law enforcement . i no longer enforce the law . `` jesse : i , jesse hubbard , am the proud father of dr. franklin hubbard . and whether i 'm a garbage man , a cop , or a professor , i will be there for my son whenever , however he needs me . go to work . frankie , frankie . what did she say about the man that beat her up ? frankie : easy , dad . jesse : just tell me . what did randi say ? frankie : all right , what do you want to know ? jesse : i got an idea . [ scene_break ] bailiff : annie lavery . annie : yes . bailiff : i 've been instructed to inform you that the defense intends to call you as a witness . annie : what ? bailiff : mr. novak 's going to put you on the stand . ryan : no , no , there 's no way that she 's going up there . bailiff : she has no choice . all rise . [ scene_break ] [ slurping drink ] greenlee : ok . milkshake 's gone . decision time , martin . jake : [ clears throat ] look , i understand that it 's a rough time for you . i do . i understand that . greenlee : i 'm over the self pity thing . jake : oh , right . first of all , your best friend slept with your fiancé . nobody expects you to be over it just like that . greenlee : it 's better now . i mean , kendall -- i have n't forgiven her , but we 're civil . and aidan -- get this -- we 're friends . jake : yeah ? really ? well , get this -- aidan and me , we 're also friends . greenlee : ok . jake : yeah . greenlee : so ? jake : so there 's a code . there 's a code between guys . you do n't , you know , break the code . you do n't live with or shack up or hang out with somebody else 's ex . you do n't do it . greenlee : i was your ex first . jake : which is another reason we should n't be involved . greenlee : you 're scared . jake : really ? well , you 're trying to use me . greenlee : use you ? for what ? jake : yes -- i do n't know . greenlee : taking out the trash ? jake : no , maybe trying to make aidan jealous . i do n't know . take the edge off being single . it 's tough . it 's a rough time you 're going through . i get it . greenlee : you know , here you are crying about how you do n't want to live with tad , you do n't want to spend any money , and i am nice enough -- jake : i never complained about money . oh , it 's not like you do n't have a secret motive , right ? greenlee : ca n't a girl change ? jake : greenlee , i like you . i care about you . i want you to be happy , but the answer is no . [ scene_break ] fletcher : a pretty girl like you could make a lot of cash . girl : i 'm not interested . fletcher : do n't worry . i 'll take real good care of you . girl : i 've got to go . fletcher : you think you can turn me down just like that ? girl : you 're hurting me . fletcher : do i know you ? jesse : i believe so . i 'll buy you a drink , we 'll talk . [ scene_break ] frankie : the nurse will be back in to check on you . randi : wait . it ai n't what you think . frankie : randi , i got rounds to do , ok ? randi : look , i got mixed up . i made some mistakes , but -- it 's not your problem . frankie : whoever is putting you in this bed is definitely my problem . randi , you can trust me . you can . why do n't you tell me what happened ? randi : the cash i had on me was from a guy frankie : a guy who pays you to -- randi : have sex , yes . i 'm a prostitute . is n't that what you 've been waiting to hear ? huh ? that i 'm some cheap slut you can rent for the night ? so why do n't you just write me off and get the hell out of here ? angie : what 's going on in here ? frankie : it 's fine . it 's fine . angie : frankie , can i speak with you , please ? in private ? angie : what 's going on ? frankie : i finally got her talking . angie : screaming is more like it . frankie : randi refuses to see a social worker . she 's lying about her injuries . do you know how huge that is ? angie : she 's a patient , frankie , nothing else . frankie : i have to get back in there . angie : look , i want you to be careful . frankie : what does that mean ? angie : it means you 're her doctor , nothing else . frankie : right , mom , like you do n't know what it 's like to be personally involved with a patient . like i 'm not alive because of it . [ scene_break ] d.a . : in summary , your honor , the defendant has a history of criminal behavior , including a conviction for a violent crime . this , plus the fact that mr. novak has no ties to the community makes him an obvious flight risk and a serious danger to the public . we therefore ask that bail be denied . thank you . judge drynan : do you want to respond to the d.a . 's position ? richie : yes , your honor , i do . with all due respect to the d.a . , the d.a . is wrong . i have ties to this community . i have very deep ties . pine valley is my home , just like everybody in this courtroom . i have a family here that i love . the d.a . also said that i was a violent criminal . again , the d.a . is wrong . i have never once in my life broken the law , but i went to prison anyway . i served that unjust time , i got out , but then there was still a death sentence hanging over my head . you see , your honor , i was diagnosed with leukemia . my life was over , but then out of nowhere i was granted this miracle and -- j.r. : you stole it , you sick son of a -- babe : j.r. , do n't . judge drynan : order . continue , mr. novak . richie : you see , sir , i have a second lease on life . and i do n't plan to waste it . so , sir , you do n't have to worry about me jumping on a plane to mexico or fiji or any of that . no , sir , i 'm going to stay here . i plan to stand here in front of you and prove -- that i do n't deserve to be behind bars . that i never did . but , somehow , i just keep finding myself there . your honor , look at my face . how do you expect me to prepare for a trial if i might not live to see it ? when we walk up these courthouse steps , if we choose to look up and read what is scrolled across the face of this building , we read , `` equal justice under the law . `` you honor , that 's all i 'm asking for -- is a fair shot to clear my name . thank you . judge drynan : i understand you 'd like to call a witness . richie : yes , your honor . judge drynan : go ahead . richie : the defense calls annie lavery to the stand . ryan : it 's ok . it 's ok . [ scene_break ] frankie : you have to fight back . randi : no . i have to get out of here . frankie : we can get a lawyer , and you can press charges against this pimp . randi : that 's not what he is . frankie : you 've been here three times that i know . the next time , you might end up in the morgue . is that what you want ? randi : fletcher does n't want me dead . i 'm his number one girl . frankie : and look how he treats his number one girl . randi : you do n't know how things work in my world , ok ? frankie : i know he hits you . he hits you . randi : stay out of it . frankie : and you 're probably not the only one . what , i 'm supposed to just turn my back on you ? forget that i know everything that 's going on ? randi : fine by me . frankie : i 'm not . i ca n't . randi : why ? you do n't even know me . frankie : maybe i 'm supposed to . maybe we met for a reason . randi : maybe you were here when they rolled me in . how about that ? frankie : no , i think it 's much more . much more . look at you . you 're beautiful , strong . randi , i do n't want you to be afraid anymore . i want to make sure that you 're safe . randi : so you 're my savior ? frankie : that 's not what i 'm saying . randi : i do n't need anything from you . frankie : what , until next time you roll in here with your skull cracked ? why wo n't you just talk to me ? why do n't you go after him ? why are you protecting him ? randi : he loves me . [ scene_break ] fletcher : can i help you ? jesse : i believe so . we 've done business before . her name was , uh , randi , i think . fletcher : i can hook you up , man . but randi is temporarily out of the line - up . jesse : so that was her . in the hospital . i saw her in the hospital , man . fletcher : hospital ? jesse : yeah , i went to visit a buddy of mine . my way out , i see this girl , thought i recognized her . all beat up , man . she was talking to po - po . fletcher : you sure it was randi ? jesse : i did n't stop to chat . you never know when wifey 's going to show up , man . but it was her . i know it was her . fletcher : what did she say to the cops ? jesse : i do n't know what she was saying . i did n't hear , but it looked like she was saying a whole hell of a lot . [ scene_break ] j.r. : this is a waste of time . we all know novak 's guilty . babe : ok , j.r . judge drynan : shut your mouth , or i 'll you removed from this courtroom immediately . babe : richie can pull all the tricks he wants . it 's just not going to work . richie : mrs. lavery , my conviction eight years ago was the direct result of a single eyewitness . who was that witness ? annie : me . it -- it was me . richie : and did you present false evidence at my trial ? annie : it 's -- it 's complicated . richie : yes or no ? annie : i presented false evidence , yes . richie : so in other words , you 're a liar . annie : i did n't want to hurt richie , your honor . i wanted to help him . my brother was very sick , and i was afraid -- richie : oh , that 's enough . annie : i 'm not finished , your honor . judge drynan : continue , mrs. lavery . annie : i testified in exchange for a promise from the d.a . that my brother would not go to prison . they said that he would be put in a mental health facility , and they did not honor that promise . richie : and yet you let them take me to prison anyway , knowing full well that i was innocent . d.a . : objection . there is no proof exonerating mr. novak of those crimes . richie : your honor , may i ? judge drynan : have you seen this ? d.a . : no , sir . richie : your honor , i would like to ask the court if my sister could read that aloud . judge drynan : it 's unusual , but i suppose . proceed . richie : mrs. lavery ? could you , uh , read the name of that document ? you can find it right there on the top . annie : it 's a court order dated november 1 , 2007 . richie : could you read the highlighted portion , please ? annie : `` following the court 's hearing on mr. novak 's motion for a new trial based on the discovery of dna evidence -- `` you asked for a new trial ? richie : keep reading . annie : `` it is hereby ordered that -- `` richie : louder , please . annie : `` it is hereby ordered that the verdict , if guilty , is vacated , and all charges against mr. novak are dismissed . `` richie : there . charges dismissed . there 's your proof . finally , another man is serving the sentence which my sister falsely accused me of . all those years you held on to that sliver of hope that maybe i did do it , just maybe , so that you would n't have to wake up every morning and think how you ruined my life with those lies . now you know the truth . so tell me , how does it feel ? how does it feel to know that you 're the criminal , that you sent an innocent man , your own brother , to prison , just sent him to hell for no reason ? answer me . tell me . ryan : you got -- you got to stop that , your honor . judge drynan : take your seat . ryan : you 're going to let him harass my wife ? judge drynan : one more word , and i 'll hold you in contempt . richie : i 'm done with her . judge drynan : the witness may step down . mr. novak , why are you only just now bringing this information to light ? richie : your honor , all i had before was my word . now i have evidence in black and white that i was falsely accused . i was set up before . i 'm being set up now . your honor , do n't let history repeat itself . it 's perfectly fine for people to hate me , but it 's not legal for them to bend the law . it happened before . grant me bail so i make sure it does n't happen again today . [ scene_break ] randi : what 's up , doc ? i thought you wanted me to rest . fletcher : i do n't pay you to rest . randi : baby , you found me . fletcher : and i do n't pay you to talk , either . i hear you been gabbing to the cops . randi : no , never . fletcher : you 're going to learn to keep your filthy mouth shut . randi : ow ! frankie : hey , hey -- let her go . jesse : you 're done , you 're done . fletcher : you -- you set me up ? randi : no , baby , i would never . frankie : officer , i was in here examining my patient , when this -- this guy -- he came in and started assaulting her . fletcher : bitch ! jesse : whoa , whoa , whoa . officer : put your hands behind your back . [ scene_break ] jake : so , why are n't you at the courthouse ? greenlee : if i saw richie novak , i 'd kill him . best to stay away . jake : mmm . what about closure ? greenlee : you do n't seriously believe in that . jake : no . greenlee : i still get nightmares . that i 'm stuck in that hole . jake : well , that , my dear , is called post - traumatic stress . maybe you should talk to somebody , get a little therapy . greenlee : the best therapy for me would be if richie got stuck in a dark , stinky hole of his own , forever . jake : yeah . greenlee : so , change your mind about moving in yet ? [ scene_break ] judge drynan : mr. novak , i do n't see an address for you here . where do you live ? richie : uh , your honor , i 'm kind of between places right now . kendall : hey , zach , what are you doing ? zach : your honor , there are plenty of rooms at the casino . i 'd be happy to keep an eye on mr. novak . judge drynan : thank you , mr. slater . i do n't think that would be appropriate . mr. novak , if you have no local residence -- opal : what the heck is that ? a note from santa claus ? richie : your honor , this is a letter from the manager of the pine cone motel . it 's not exactly a five - star establishment , but it is within the city limits , and as you can read , mr. kearns writes that i can stay as long as i 'd like . ryan : that guy just does n't quit . judge drynan : i 've heard the evidence and arguments on both sides on the matter of bail . this is a very difficult question . on the one hand , the defendant faces very serious charges . on the other , he was cleared of his previous conviction . i believe the flight risk and danger to the community would be greatly minimized with a monitoring device . on the condition that mr. novak wears such a device at all times , i hereby grant bail in the amount of $ 100,000 . court is dismissed . richie : yes , sir . thank you , your honor . i appreciate it very much . opal : he is going to walk right on out of here . j.r. : yeah . which is why you and little a are moving into the mansion immediately . babe : j.r. , we talked about this . j.r. : no , look , if richie 's out on bail , you 're not safe . do n't fight me on this . kendall : my mother is in prison but richie the homicidal maniac is free ? zach : not for long . annie : i was a mess up there . ryan : you were great up there . the judge was a joke . annie : my brother 's going to get away with murder , and it 's all my fault . ryan : annie , annie , look at me right now . look at me . this has nothing to do with you . kendall : hey . he wo n't get away with this . we wo n't let him . [ scene_break ] jesse : let 's get him out of here . fletcher : you 're going to pay for this . jesse : shut up . fletcher : you , too , you ungrateful slut . cop : come on . i was out of line the other day . you 'll always be one of us , brother . jesse : all right , man . cop : get moving . angie : who was that ? jesse : uh , garbage . just taking out the trash . frankie : it 's ok , randi . he 's -- he 's gone . randi : do n't touch me . i ca n't believe you would do that to me . jesse : he 's a pimp . been pimping randi . angie : he 's the one ? jesse : yeah . he 'll never lay a hand on her again . angie : well , how did he get here ? with the police ? you did this . jesse : yes , i did , angela . and it felt so good . getting scum like that off of the street , it feels good . angie : jesse , i specifically asked you not to get involved . i told you that frankie needs to pull back . jesse : angela , what we 've done is good . ca n't you see that ? baby , you 've raised a fine young man , and you 're raising a beautiful daughter . angie : what does cass have to do with this ? jesse : are you kidding ? because , god forbid , but if your baby girl ever got into trouble , would n't you want to know that there 's somebody out here that would go all out to help her ? [ scene_break ] jake : who was that ? greenlee : zach . the hearing 's over . richie 's out on bail . jake : you 're kidding . are you all right ? greenlee : just surprised . jake : yeah . greenlee : ok , more than surprised . he might get away with this . he could hurt people again . jake : well , he wo n't hurt you . greenlee : right , right . i 'll just stop him dead in his tracks . jake : all right . yes . the answer 's yes , i 'm going to be your roommate . greenlee : thank you . [ scene_break ] richie : thanks for coming out . i 'm touched . i truly am . peace , brother ? j.r. , take it easy . j.r. : yeah ? you watch your back . richie : hey . opal , where 's the love ? opal : cards do n't lie , richie . death is at your door , and it will not be cheated . [ next_on ] tad : we 'll be right there . kathy 's missing . aidan : i save your life , then you move in with my ex - fiancé ? zach : what you know is not going to make it to this trial . annie : please , do n't kill me .
at the courthouse , ryan and annie arrive for ritchie 's arraignment . annie remembers her conversation with ritchie . jake refuses to move in with greenlee . at pine valley hospital , jesse and angie look in on randi . zach , kendall , babe , j.r. and opal also arrive for the arraignment . a guard brings ritchie into the courtroom . annie is more than a little surprised when she sees all the cuts and bruises on ritchie 's face . kendall questions zach as to what had happened to ritchie . ritchie defends himself in court . annie is called to testify in ritchie 's behalf . he shows her a document which he lets her read which states that all the charges against ritchie had been dropped . jesse wants to get involved in the investigation as to who had beat up randi . angie is very much against the idea .
randi : who sent frankie flowers ? nurse : not frankie , you . frankie : hey . i 've been looking for you . [ scene_break ] taylor : hey . brot : hey . are you here to see frankie ? taylor : yeah . actually , i am , but i 'm so glad that i ran into you , because you did n't come home last night . brot : yeah . sorry , but i 've been pulling a lot of extra shifts , you know ? that trip to germany really set me back . taylor : oh , of course , i understand . so it 's not because you 're just avoiding me ? brot : no . no , listen . i want to apologize for the fight and -- taylor : oh , me , too . brot : for pushing you away . taylor : i hate it . brot : i do n't want it to happen again . taylor : yeah . i do n't want to fight with you , and i 've been thinking so much about what you said . wow ! oh , my gosh ! is that because of the fight ? brot : no . it 's because i love you , and i need to know if you love me , too . [ scene_break ] colby : i 've got to go . they 're coming to hook up the internet at my new place . j.r. : miss independent . looks good on you . colby : that smile looks good on you . j.r. : yeah , well , maybe moving out of dad 's house is the key . scott : i need you look over these . i need you to come by the office later and sign some papers for the family trust . j.r. : hello , scott . nice to see you , too . scott : i 'm sorry -- i -- adam 's totally focused on annie lavery , so he called me to -- j.r. : i 'm sure he did . colby : bye , little guy . i 'll swing by later . marissa : have a seat . little adam : i want to play the juice box . marissa : the juke box ? ok . i 'll take him , and you boys take care of business . scott : well , she seems happy . so do you . j.r. : i am . [ scene_break ] krystal : tad , why are you watching a tv that 's turned off ? tad : i 'm not watching the tv . i 'm watching what 's in front of the tv . it 's amanda 's baby 's ashes , arrived from barbados this morning . [ scene_break ] [ baby coos ] [ brahms lullaby plays ] [ baby cries ] amanda : jake , i was thinking about the baby . david : so was i . [ scene_break ] jake : so what 's the big emergency ? liza : you showed amanda ? you showed amanda the baby ? yeah , tad told me . jake : she went into labor early . she wanted to hold her child . sue me . liza : jake , it 's ruined . the moment that she sees that child , she 's going know it 's her son , and then she 's going to want it back , and how long will it be until david finds out that his child is alive ? he 's going to hunt him down , and he 's going to take him back . are you ready for that ? because that is exactly what is going to happen . [ scene_break ] randi : why are you looking for me ? frankie : well , check me out . randi : it worked . frankie : yeah . thanks for sticking with me . i am such a lucky man . [ scene_break ] marissa : maybe number four ? j.r. : marissa 's cool . she makes me laugh . she makes little adam laugh , and he needs that . scott : so , adam really has annie lavery living at the mansion . that is -- j.r. : insane -- yeah . i know , and even if it was n't the judge 's requirements , we had to leave . you know , i ca n't risk my kid finding his stuffed cow boiling on the stove . scott : and the yacht club 's not a bad place to crash . j.r. : yeah . you know , i did n't think it was going to work for little adam , but having his aunt marissa so close just makes it work , and she 's so great with him . scott : i can tell . j.r. : yeah . you know , i 'm not looking to replace babe , if that 's what you 're thinking . they 're twins , but they 're so different , you know ? marissa has this different energy . she 's confident and optimistic . do n't get me wrong . babe had a gorgeous smile , but when marissa smiles , it 's like everybody else has to smile , too . i do n't know . it 's incredible . wait a second . you 're into marissa . [ scene_break ] jake : i think you 're making way too big of a deal out of this whole thing . she held her baby for a few minutes . big deal . she 'll forget all about him . liza : right , like you forgot about colby ? i saw your face when you pulled out the sonogram -- when you were faking my medical records . it brought you right back to the time that you thought she was your child , and how we were staring into her eyes for hours , marveling at what a miracle she was . jake : yes , liza . she was a beautiful , beautiful little girl . liza : and if she shaved her head and covered her whole body in tattoos , you would know her anywhere , instantly . why ? because the eyes -- they do n't change , and just because adam is her father , you two formed a bond from the moment she was born , and just like amanda did . jake : all right , all right . i blew it . what do you want me to say ? [ liza sighs ] liza : what are we going to do ? jake : we are not going to do anything . you 're going to have to find yourself another kid . [ scene_break ] amanda : i want you to go , david . david : so you can go back to sleep ? escape ? forget ? amanda : it 's not easy , but i 'm trying to move on . jake 's helping me . david : that 's good . that 's good . it 's easier for jake . this was n't his child . this was the child that you and i made together . amanda : do n't make it sound all romantic . david , we hooked up a few times . it was sex -- empty , meaningless sex . david : regardless of how this child was conceived , amanda , or how you and i felt about each other , we are both grieving now . we share the same loss . we were this child 's parents . no one else can say that . no one else will know exactly what we 're going through . amanda : you know , that may have worked on krystal , but it 's not going to work on me . [ scene_break ] krystal : my heart just breaks for amanda . when babe died , i wanted to die , too , and when i miscarried david 's baby -- and listen , i 'm sorry if bringing up david upsets you , but he lost a child , and i know he 's suffering . tad : i 'm not upset , and i 'm not thinking about david , either . hell no -- i 'm thinking it 's a gorgeous day outside , and i am starving . i think i 'm going to go down to the carving board , get up one of those rare roast beef sandwiches on sourdough and take kathy down to the beach , huh ? better than hanging around this mortuary . what do you think ? we should put the tyke up here with the rest of the tschotchke ? krystal : what is with you ? i mean , one minute you 're mr. blasé , and the next minute you 're mr. standup comedian . `` a baby 's dead , let 's go to the beach . `` tad : hey , hey , hey , hey . relax . nobody cares more about that baby than i do . as far as i 'm concerned , he 's part of the family , you know ? it 's like he 's not even gone . [ scene_break ] scott : marissa lost her parents at the same time , and there was no warning . there was no chance to say goodbye . i get that because of my dad , so we got close kind of quick . j.r. : i 'm glad . whatever works . i just wish there something more that i could do . scott : you 've done plenty , and you and little a are a big reason why marissa 's doing so well . j.r. : well , i do n't know about that . marissa : hey , the jukebox master needs to use the little boys ' room . j.r. : oh . i 'll take him . hey , come on . marissa : what ? scott : j.r. 's right . you really do have an incredible smile . [ scene_break ] taylor : of course , i love you . i 've loved you since you first cut me in the mess line . brot : ok . taylor : oh , my gosh , brot . brot : lieutenant taylor thompson , will you marry me ? taylor : are you sure that you want to do this right now ? brot : why not ? i mean , we found each other . we love each other . what else do we need ? taylor : nothing , i guess . brot : so , ring ? taylor : yes . yes , of course , i 'll marry you . yes . [ scene_break ] liza : colby , this new baby -- that was the plan . jake : no , no . the plan was that you were going to help find adoptive parents . that was the plan . then you wanted the child , and then you blackmailed me . that 's what you did . you blackmailed me . liza : if you had n't shown amanda the baby , this would have worked out perfectly . jake : you ca n't build a perfect life on a pack of lies . liza : ok , listen , enough , all right ? we both have made mistakes here . we 've come too far . how is he ? jake : he 's fine . the baby 's better than any of us . all right , look . this is what you do . you go home , ok ? you get the baby in a month . you 've just got to figure out where home is , exactly . liza : i 'm not giving him up . jake : i 'm not saying that . i 'm saying you get colby and you go out of town . go back and live wherever it was you were living , ok ? you 'll get the child . amanda will never see him , and you get to have your family . liza : i ca n't . my life is here now . [ scene_break ] david : i did n't come here to make it worse . i came here to say i 'm sorry . i was all over you for months , threatening to take this baby , and who knows ? maybe -- maybe the constant pressure , the stress -- maybe that 's why you delivered early . i even blamed jake , but the fact is , you went on that plane to barbados to get away from me . if i had n't been such a selfish bastard , maybe none of this would have happened . if you had felt safe , maybe -- amanda : shut up ! david : maybe this baby would still be here . amanda : just shut up ! do n't you dare say this to me . after the hell that i 've been through -- the hell that i am in right now ? david : all right , listen . i understand that this is hard for you , but you have to know the truth , amanda . if our baby had lived -- if i had seen him happy with both you and jake , maybe -- maybe i would have backed off . maybe i would have let you raise him . amanda : you liar ! liar ! you are just saying that because he is gone now . you were always going to take this baby . say it , damn it ! you were going to take this baby . [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] frankie : congratulations . brot : thank you , sir . randi : yeah , congrats . frankie : yes . brot : thank you . taylor : i 'm going to be mrs. broughton monroe . brot : yes , you are . taylor : hey , check it out . frankie : ooh . hey , nice work , man . brot : you know , orderly salary does good things . [ frankie laughs ] brot : well , i 'm going to take the rest of day off because i want to hang out with my fiancée . how about i meet you at confusion later ? taylor : ok . brot : yeah ? ok . bye . take it easy . frankie : boy , i am wiped . it 's just , you know , a lot of excitement for one day . taylor : yeah , of course . you should get some rest . of course . frankie : congratulations . [ scene_break ] jake : what life do you have here , liza ? liza : my daughter . it 's where my daughter is . jake : why would you want to stay in town and risk everything ? i do n't get it . liza : i can not ask colby to leave pine valley again . she 's an adult . she 's got responsibilities and obligations , and so do i . my business is really picking up . i just took on annie lavery as a client . plus , i 've got other clients , too . jake : well , the way i see it , you 've got about a month to wrap up your cases and convince colby and move out of town . liza : a month ? jake : mm - hmm . liza : right . a month is already too long . tad knows about this . how long do you think he 's going to keep his mouth shut ? jake : i 'll take care of tad . it 's not a problem . this is going to work . you just have to find another town to live in . liza : right -- run away . that 's always been your solution to everything , right ? jake : well , maybe because i 've never had anything to stick around for , and now i have amanda . she 's my life . you can have your life . you just have to have it someplace else . [ scene_break ] amanda : i do n't want them . get them out of here . krystal : where should i -- amanda : just take them away . krystal : come here . it 's ok . just let it out . amanda : i 'm sorry . amanda : i ca n't do this . krystal : the last time i saw you in so much pain was when babe died . you did n't think anyone had a right to mourn . not j.r. , not even me . david : i was wrong . i 'm not going to make the same mistake twice . everyone connected through this baby needs to find a way to deal with their grief . a chance to say goodbye . [ scene_break ] colby : hey . liza : thank you for coming . thank you . colby : yeah . yeah , you said it was urgent . i hope so . they were about to hook up my internet at my new place . liza : oh , how is that going ? you being on your own for the first time . colby : fine . liza : yeah ? colby : i told you that . liza : that 's good . it really is . you know , women , we really need to be self- sufficient . we never ever want to get stuck in a bad situation . you 've got to really be able to adapt to any , you know , changes that come along . colby : mom , what 's going on ? liza : can you sit for a moment ? colby : yeah . liza : ok . so , i have been thinking that i 'm going to move away from pine valley before my baby is born , and i wanted to talk to you about it to see , you know , if maybe you 'd like to come with me . you just moved out of your father 's house , so obviously you wanted a fresh start , so i thought maybe you 'd like a fresh start with me and the baby . well , what do you think ? colby : i thought you were trying to make this work so i could see you and dad . just because i 'm mad at him does n't mean i want to move away . liza : no , i know that -- colby : everyone i love is here . i have a new roommate and classes . i 'm figuring out my future . liza : i do n't want to stop that . believe me , colby , we wo n't move far . we 'll be close to pine valley , and i 'll get a big house , and you can have lots of visitors . colby : you 're about to have a baby , and all of the sudden you want to move again ? that makes no sense . i 'm not going anywhere , but if you want to leave , fine . liza : i do n't want to leave . it 's just -- colby : so , what , you have to ? you said i was more important to you than anything else in the world . liza : you are . colby : obviously , that 's a lie . liza : colby , please . honey , you are . you are the most important thing to me . you 're everything to me . colby : i wish i could believe that . [ scene_break ] tad : the prodigal returns . i 'm out , ok ? you understand ? done , finito . jake : what , so you 're nice to krystal and this is where it gets you ? tad : this has nothing to do with krystal . it has to do with this whole pregnancy farce you cooked up . it has to do with liza walking around town with a pillow stuck up her dress and getting amanda 's baby as a door prize , and you doing it behind amanda 's back . this is insanity , jake , and trust me , i know from insanity . jake : just take it easy . please , take it easy . nobody can know about this . this is all i 'm asking . tad : that 's just it . how are you going to stop it ? there 's too many variables going on here . look at me . i do n't want to know about this , ok ? the last thing i want to deal with is your stupid secret , and today -- jake : calm down . just put up with it a little bit longer is all i 'm asking you . tad : you know , i 'm not the only person you have to worry about . there is amanda . you do n't think she 's going to recognize her son when liza starts parading him all over town ? jake : is there anybody home ? tad : no . jake : she 'll be fine ! she 'll be fine , ok ? tad : she 's not going to be fine . are you kidding ? trust me . i know from firsthand experience . missing the first five years of kathy 's life is the biggest regret of my life , ok ? i think about it every single day , and i 'll tell you something , jake . if had been able to be there when she was born -- if i had actually been able to hold her , to look in her eyes , this never would have happened . i would have recognized her the second i saw her again , and so is amanda . she 's going to know her son , and she is never going to forgive you for it . [ scene_break ] scott : it 's nice to see you happy . marissa : well , i mean , how can i not be ? i have the most adorable nephew . god , nephew . it still weirds me out to say that . this whole instant family , it 's a lot . scott : you have a lot of great new people in your life . and you 're lucky . marissa : and you just lost your dad . i 'm an idiot . scott : oh , no , no . i 'm doing ok . i 'm -- you know -- i 'm thinking a lot about chandler enterprises lately and how we can honor my father 's values . i thought we should start with a new mission statement . you do n't want to hear this . marissa : yeah -- yes , i do . scott : yeah ? marissa : yeah . scott : all right . chandler enterprises , a company that works for the betterment of humankind . we put people before profit , and we measure success by the lives we improve and the prospects we create for a brighter future . it 's rough , but it 's -- marissa : it 's amazing . you 're exactly what the chandlers need . j.r. : what the chandlers need is a full - time shrink . little adam : what 's a shrink ? marissa : scott was just showing me what he 's been working on for your company . scott : yeah , it 's still a work in progress . i 'll show j.r. when it 's done , all right ? i 'll catch you guys later . j.r. : so , what do you want to do today ? little adam : ice cream . j.r. : ice cream ? how about we go to the pier , and i can get you a cone , and maybe some cotton candy , and you can play in the sand ? little adam : can aunt marissa come , too ? j.r. : well , that 's up to her . marissa : yeah , we 'll go as soon as daddy pays the bill . waitresses work hard , so leave a big tip . j.r. : ok . [ scene_break ] jake : hey , honey . amanda : let me guess , the fireplace from barbados ? jake : i just wanted it to seem believable . amanda : you completely blindsided me , jake . david was here . krystal shows up with this thing , and i flipped out . i almost blew the whole plan . jake : did he suspect anything ? amanda : no , he 's so upset , he 's planning a memorial service . jake : well , we 'll stop that , ok ? we 'll make sure -- amanda : it 's too late . he 's already reserved the chapel for today . he wants everybody there , everybody who loved our son . jake , i think we made a mistake . jake : we did n't make a mistake . amanda : david apologized . he said he was sorry for threatening to take the baby , and that had he lived and seen us all together , that maybe he would have backed off and let us raise him . i mean , what if we did all this for nothing ? what if i gave up my son for no -- jake : listen to me , we did not . he is saying these things because he 's guilty . he 's saying these things because he wants to clear his own conscience . we have to stay strong here , ok ? we have to stick to what we know , what we believe . amanda : i do n't know anything -- jake : we do know -- we do . we did this to protect a little boy , your little boy . amanda : david said -- jake : it does n't matter what he said . we know that if he knew the child was out there , he would fight for that child until the day he dies . we know that . we know that . [ scene_break ] krystal : well , david is a wreck . i 'm glad he planned this service . jake and amanda can see that he 's so sorry for this loss and for possibly having a hand in it . tad : oh , he had a hand in it . boy , did he have a hand in it . krystal : what does that mean ? tad : you know the mortuary called ? they have a new hearse . people are dying to get a ride in that thing . krystal : uh , excuse me , but this new personality of yours -- i ca n't help but feel like you 're using it as a shield . something makes you uncomfortable , and you crack a joke . tad : you 're absolutely right , krystal . i 'm not comfortable with any of this . krystal : well , who is ? but it 's ok to grieve . parents lose their child , they need closure -- everybody does . tad : oh , well , if only it was that easy . you know , get together , put on nice clothes , say a few words , shed a few tears -- boom , instant closure . well , you know what ? forget it , i 'm not going . krystal : tad -- tad ! tad : nope . i 'm not grieving for anybody . this is way too sad . [ scene_break ] little adam : daddy , can i go play on the beach ? j.r. : yeah , just stay where we can see you , ok ? here , give me a hug . all right , go ahead . marissa : good . j.r. : i was chewed out before for letting him wander off . i learned my lesson . marissa : what a perfect day . j.r. : yeah . it reminds me of another one just like it . marissa : uh - oh , are you going to go sad on me ? j.r. : no . actually , it was one of the happiest days of my life . babe and i were in san diego . we were going to move there . we were going to get remarried on a pier , just like that one . marissa : that sounds beautiful . j.r. : i used to think that i had to move from pine valley to be happy , get away from my dad as far as i could , but then i realized i did n't have to . i do n't have to do anything . little adam : hey , daddy , look at me . j.r. : hey , buddy . marissa : yeah , i just found out i have a pretty intense father , too . and already it makes it hard to -- j.r. : be yourself ? marissa : yeah . so is this the real j.r. chandler ? i hope so , because i think he 's cool . j.r. : cool . yeah , well , it 's tough to say . i 've been a lot of people over the years . people i like , people i hate . i 've gone to some really dark places and hurt some really important people . i do n't want to go back there , but i do n't know if i can help it . i do n't know how to do it . marissa : i do . [ scene_break ] amanda : where 's tad ? krystal : oh , he 's not feeling well , but he sends his love . should we find a seat ? jake : go ahead . what are you doing here ? you should be halfway out of town by now . liza : yes , well , i do n't think that is going to work out . jake : i do n't really think you should be here . people are going to get suspicious . liza : i just want to make sure that there are no surprises . i 'm sorry . david : you have no idea how lucky you are . jake : you are really playing with fire . liza : no , it 's good for us . look at david . he has no idea . i think our plan is working . [ organ plays ] jake : thanks . [ organ continues playing ] [ scene_break ] tad : hey . what 's wrong ? did you go to the funeral , too ? taylor : no , who died ? tad : yeah , that 's just it . long story . never mind . you walked in here so upset . i wondered if , you know -- taylor : well , you do n't look so hot yourself . is mr . happy taking a day off ? tad : yeah , kind of , sort of . taylor : that 's too bad . i could use a laugh . tad : you could use a laugh ? i got a migraine that 's killing me . i 'm carrying around a secret inside that 's trying to chew its way out , and i hate this . i 'd just love to punt the whole thing , but i ca n't . taylor : i have a secret , too . tad : yeah ? ordinarily , i 'd offer to share . you know , kind of equalize a little -- whatever . but i think i got to see this one through . taylor : it 's ok . tad : baby , come on . i mean , if it would make you feel better , you go right ahead . you know ? i 'm good for it . taylor : i 'm not so sure i love brot anymore . [ scene_break ] randi : what are you doing here ? d.a . north : i wanted to know if you got my flowers . randi : yes , and you should n't have sent them . d.a . north : look , i 'm heading down to d.c. , and i was hoping you would come with me , but i thought if i just came right out and asked -- the flowers were sort of an icebreaker . randi : henry , i 'm not going anywhere with you . i 'm married . you and i , we 're done . d.a . north : you say that now , but i 'll change your mind . frankie : do i know you ? d.a . north : you should . i 'm henry north . i 'm the d.a . i work with your dad . we 're all on the same side here . [ scene_break ] tad : taylor , come on . that 's ridiculous , honey . i mean , i know you had a big fight and everything , but to say you do n't love him ? taylor : i love him . i 'll always love him . i love the memories of what we had . i love it that he 's still alive , thank god . i love how far he 's come since the accident . i 'm so happy for him . tad : but you 're just not happy with him ? taylor : we are such different people . he 's said it to me a million times . i feel like we 're trying to recreate this thing , you know ? and it 's just not there . what do i do ? tad : you 're asking me ? i ca n't run my coffee maker . you 're right about one thing . i mean , it 's a sad story . i 'm sorry , babe . i wish i could give you advice . i do n't know what the hell 's going on in pine valley lately . i feel like i 'm never going to smile again -- at least not until christmas . unless , of course , you care to put on a big red suit and run around screaming `` ho , ho , ho , `` like an idiot . taylor : that is a terrible joke , but i feel a little better . tad : come to think of it , my headache 's gone . how did you do that ? taylor : it 's all you . tad : no , no , i 'm serious . that 's interesting . you 're not sharing secrets . unfortunately , the guy you should be sharing a secret with just walked in the door . [ scene_break ] colby : hey , sorry i 'm late . scott : hey . colby : what 's all this ? scott : oh , just some stuff for the family trust . colby : dad did n't cut me out of his will , did he ? scott : you and adam may be going through a rough patch , but you 're still his little girl . colby : you must really be into working here , huh ? scott : yeah , well , you know , the chandlers , the company -- it 's all i got left . it 's home now . it 's where my family is . colby : i wish my mom could grasp that concept . she wants to leave town again . she asked me to go with her . i said no , but she wo n't -- scott : do n't push her out of your life , colby . do n't assume you have tomorrow . the people you love can be taken away from you at any moment . [ scene_break ] marissa : i now declare you the new and improved j.r . i even have a mission statement for you . j.r. : oh , ok . marissa : always look forward , never back . try to be a good person , and most important , a good father . j.r. : wow , you really are good at this . i kind of feel like i 've been knighted . marissa : i dub you sir j.r. , knight of the light . j.r. : oh , come on . i 'm sorry . i have to get my son home . [ scene_break ] david : as you all know , i never met this baby -- my baby -- but i loved him all the same . and i am so ashamed that i tried to show that love in all the wrong ways . now i have to live with the fact that i played a role in the death of my own child . how is that even possible ? the only way that i can try to bring some peace to the situation is to start by apologizing once again to our child 's mother . amanda , i am so sorry for all the pain i caused you , and for anything that i did to bring on this tragic event . if i could do things differently , i would . if i could give you back your son , i would . amanda : make him stop . jake : it 's all right . it 's ok . david : amanda , i mean every word i 'm saying . jake : just sit down . amanda : no . i ca n't . this whole thing is a sham .
randi receives flowers from henry and throws them into the garbage . frankie comes looking for her to show her the movement in his hands . at the hospital , brot asks taylor to marry him . j.r. , little a and marissa and colby eat dinner together when scott interrupts them with some papers for them ot sign . j.r. lets scott know that he and marissa are only friends . krystal finds tad watching a blank television . at the yacht club , liza tells jake that tad had told her about amanda holding the baby . jake advises liza to move from pine valley . liza asks colby to move with her , but colby refuses . jake arrives home to a confrontation from tad about the baby . j.r. , marissa , and little a spend the day at the docks . at the confusion bar , taylor shows tad her engagement ring , but then confesses that she does n't know whether or not she loves brot . tad whispers that brot had just walked in the door . marissa and j.r. kiss . amanda interrupts david 's eulogy to his son .
angie : [ looks through a microscope ] tsk . patient is mid-40 's , complains of sporadic episodes of dizziness , blurred vision , and bouts of disorientation . conclusive testing will be possible with the use of a k540 specialized microscope . this equipment is not currently available at pvh , and i have no idea how i 'm going to get past david . the patient 's life might depend on it . jesse : your mother ever tell you you go blind working in the dark like that ? angie : hey , well , now you really know how busy i am . did n't even have time to turn on the lights . what brings you by , baby ? jesse : just hoping we could catch up . angie : well , if you can keep up , we can catch up . jesse : so what i was thinking , what we need -- angie : oh , heather , listen . i need you to check in on mr. holland in 314 . make sure that he took his meds because he 's been putting up a fight , oh , and ms. sherman is to be checking out , so if you could get her paperwork going for me -- jesse : oh , and , heather , one more thing . could you please bring my wife bacon and eggs -- scrambled , soft -- orange juice , toast , coffee , please ? i 'll bet you anything you did n't eat dinner last night , right ? thank you , heather . angela , oh , my god , you get more done before 8 a.m. than most people get done in a day . angie : and it 's still not enough . all right , sweetheart . look . i am very sorry that i did n't check in last night . jesse : no . you do n't have to apologize to me . detective natalia , on the other hand -- angie : oh , no . oh , no . natalia 's det -- jesse , i completely forgot . i should have been there , and being busy is no excuse . you know , it 's just that ever since david has taken over this place , i mean , all i 'm doing is running around just plugging up leaks . there is no time for anything . jesse : hey , hey , hey , hey , hey , slow down . we love you . your family adores you , and nobody understands better than we do that you are doing the very best you can . angie : well , i promise you that i 'm going to make it up to both of you . jesse : nothing to make up . [ angie 's vision goes blurry ] jesse : angela ? hey , can we start over again ? i 'm sorry . i should n't have said that natalia needed an apology . she did n't . she 's fine . i 'm fine . everything is fine , i promise , ok ? angela , would you look at me , please ? angie : all right . jesse : hello . angie : hello . jesse : you do believe what i just told you , right ? angie : yes . i believe you . jesse : good . now -- this is a private conversation . david : wow , i know how you feel about me , but i thought you 'd at least muster up a good morning . angie : david . david : dr. hubbard . jesse : that would be chief to you . david : well , i 'm sorry to have to break up this personal time together , but i 'd like a moment of your time alone , please . angie : later . david : now would be better for me , just one of the perks of owning the place . jesse : i believe my wife made herself perfectly clear . angie : sweetheart , i 'm fine . you know he 's not going to go away . i 'll see you later , ok ? jesse : ok . got to get to work , anyway . got to check in with my pals over at the ntsb , see if they 've learned anything new about erica 's mysterious plane crash . david : you might want to focus your attentions on some real crimes , you know , the ones that you can actually solve . i hear the mayor is a real stickler when it comes to results . jesse : good to know . see you later . angie : you know , we got a million things to do and not a whole lot of time to do them in . david : i want to know what 's going on with you . angie : in general or -- david : you 're not fooling anyone , dr. hubbard . come with me . i think it 's pretty obvious what 's been going on here . despite my strict orders to economize , you 've been spending money we do n't have and then burying the evidence where you do n't think i 'd find it . angie : this evidence will help us save lives . is n't that what hospitals are for ? david : you know , i 'd hate to burst your bubble , dr. hubbard , but this institution is not run on hopes and dreams . it takes money , resources , neither of which we have in abundance right now . angie : you do n't have to tell me about the lack of resources . do you have any idea what 's going on around here ? your outrageous cutbacks aside , operations canceled because we do n't have supplies , patients turned away when they clearly need help . david : we do n't run a free clinic . angie : you know , you may be saving on the dollars but at the expense of the integrity of this hospital . david : you will never fully get the big picture , will you ? just like with that kid . angie : what kid ? david : the one who was brought in a few weeks ago with the head wound . angie : ramón gutierrez . david : that kid passed out for no discernible reason . for all you knew , he could have had an infectious disease , but still you did n't take the appropriate precautions . you rushed to his side . you risk everything by treating that boy . angie : so what ? what would you have me do , stand by and do nothing ? a child was sick , and because of your cutbacks -- david : you still should have been wearing some gloves , a mask . angie : the room was not properly stocked , again , thanks to your cuts . david : the rule is , doctor , you first protect yourself . you need to get it together , angie . as chief of staff , you have an entire hospital to run . you could have jeopardized everything by treating that patient . you 're damn lucky there were no consequences . angie : [ panting ] consequences ? oh -- [ scene_break ] natalia : uh -- jesse : not so fast . oh , by the way , angela feels terrible about last night . natalia : oh , i know . she must be crazed at that hospital . jesse : you have no idea . all right , everybody . listen up . i believe we all know why we are here today . perfect timing . iris : what for ? jesse : we are about to honor one of our finest for making detective , and since you are such a staunch supporter of my daughter , thought you 'd like to take part . iris : ok . well , get on with it . jesse : yeah . there 's that strong support . anyway , it means a lot to be here today . i 'm sure i do n't have to tell you that . you -- you wanted this bad , and you busted your butt to get it . you got the highest score on the exam , and you showed tremendous focus and dignity along the way . i am so proud to present to you , officer fowler , the title of detective . you earned it . congratulations . the department is lucky to have you . [ everyone cheers and applauds as jesse pins a badge on natalia 's jacket ] brot : detective . iris : congratulations , detective fowler . natalia : thank you , mayor blanco . iris : your father -- i mean , chief -- must be very proud . natalia : thanks . jesse : a word ? iris : certainly . jesse : what is your beef ? iris : i could ask you the same thing . this personal vendetta you have against david hayward -- jesse : is nothing compared to your being his number - one fan . do you know what wo n't make you so popular ? taking money from david hayward , especially after i nail the son of a bitch for trying to kill erica . all right . so now it 's time for a time - honored tradition , cop tradition , centuries - old -- newbie buys everybody lunch . [ laughter and applause ] natalia : wait , wait , wait . hold on , y ' all . everyone ? brot : everyone . jesse : lunch on the new detective . who 's hungry ? natalia : y'all having salad . whoa , wait ! whoa ! daddy -- [ scene_break ] frankie : listen . the guys down at the station are getting together to celebrate for natalia 's promotion . you should come . angie : oh , baby , i really wish i could , but i ca n't get away right now . frankie : well , how can i help ? what 's up ? angie : i 'm trying to access a patient file -- ramón gutierrez . frankie : i remember , the kid you helped save a few weeks ago . angie : yeah . i would really like to follow up . according to dr. holgate , he disappeared right after his wounds were treated . frankie : mm - hmm . did you talk to the family ? angie : well , i 'm trying . frankie : but you ca n't access the files . hmm . well , you should come with me to krystal 's , anyway . we 'll pull up on this later . angie : sweetheart , i told you , i need the information now . frankie : ok . angie : i 'm sorry . it 's just that it 's been a long day already . frankie : why 's this case so important to you ? angie : i do n't know . i just -- it just feels personal . woman : paging dr. white . dr. white , call your office . dr. white , call your office . dr. white , call your office . [ scene_break ] frankie : to my sister , yes , wishing you nothing but love and success on your new job , and here 's to seeing her in some real clothes and not these boxy uniforms , right ? natalia : amen to that one . brot : here , here . frankie : to the youngest detective in pvpd history . brot : and , by the way , thank you for making us all look bad . frankie : yeah , but most importantly , thank you for being an inspiration . here 's to natalia , guys . how about it , huh ? cheers . now , do n't go snooping for dirt on your boy - boy , ok ? natalia : i ca n't promise that one . angie : hey , you got room for one more ? natalia : hey , i 'm so happy you could make it . angie : oh , sweetie , me , too . listen . i 'm so sorry about last night . natalia : do n't , do n't . you would 've been here if you could . angie : oh , that looks good on you . oh , darling , i am so proud of you . natalia : thank you . i wish everyone was . angie : who are you talking about ? natalia : mayor blanco . she shows up at my ceremony and made it painfully clear to everyone that she does n't think i deserve this . angie : well , do n't listen to iris blanco . you listen to yourself . now , your father , your brother , me , we believe in you , natalia . natalia : i know , but -- angie : no , no , no . no butts . listen . as a woman and especially a woman of color , you have to get used to proving yourself , and i know it 's not fair , but that 's just the way it is , all right , so i have david , and you have iris . natalia : david , i understand , but mayor blanco ? she is a woman and hispanic . you 'd think she 'd understand . angie : well , maybe it 's just the opposite . i 'm sure she worked overtime to get to where she is , and maybe iris is being so hard on you because she wants you to do the same , so you keep your head down . you do your job and you show her what you 're made of , not just for yourself , but every black woman to follow . natalia : you are amazing . i ca n't wait to get started . angie : what 's stopping you ? honey , listen . i would like you to track down someone for me . his name is ramón gutierrez . he 's about 12 years old , and he was a patient of mine , and i need to find him and see how he 's doing . natalia : you mean , he might not be doing well ? angie : well , i just want to make sure he 's ok . natalia : all right . i 'm on it . i would be happy to help . angie : oh , thank you so much . listen . i am going to get back home because i forgot my cell phone , but after that , i 'll be back at the hospital . natalia : ok . all right . thank you for stopping . angie : oh -- [ angie 's vision blurs when she looks at a picture ] [ scene_break ] jesse : franklin . frankie : hey , what 's up ? where you at ? i thought you was coming by krystal 's to celebrate . jesse : i am . i 'm on my way out the door . you heard from your mother ? frankie : yeah . she was just here . she just left a little while ago . jesse : what ? your mother made the party ? frankie : it was brief , but she was here . jesse : go figure . here i am , thinking that nothing could drag her away from that hospital . [ scene_break ] angie : any messages ? [ angie freezes when she ca n't see the beeping monitor ] heather : chief hubbard , do you want to try some atropine ? jake : what 's up ? angie : he is bradycardiac . i need you to take over . jake : take over ? angie : yeah . listen . i had a drink over a krystal 's . i ca n't be treating patients . jake : that 's third - degree heart block , no atropine here , heather . you hear me ? no atropine . all right . let 's pace him . prep a central line kit . we 'll run a wire . start the pacemaker and get a blood draw going . heather : yes , doctor . [ cell phone rings ] angie : can you repeat that ? natalia : ok . the address is 88 upper shad road , next to rock point park . he was staying with a foster family there . i 'm not sure if ramón is still living there , but it 's the last address i could find . angie : thank you so much , natalia . bye . [ scene_break ] natalia : what 's the damage ? krystal : no , no , no , no . it is on the house . congratulations . natalia : aww , thank you , krystal . right ? i 'll take that . frankie : better . jesse : hey . natalia : hey . jesse : sorry i 'm late . natalia : no worries . i got to get going . jesse : what ? wait , already ? natalia : yeah . i 've got some more paperwork to fill out , and you know my boss ? guy is a real hard ass . jesse : get the hell out of here . natalia : oh , thank you for coming , frankie . frankie : oh , see you later , detective . go get them . natalia : all right . i love you . frankie : love you , too . brot : hey , i 'll walk you out . natalia : all right . jesse : so you headed back to the hospital ? frankie : no . i 'm done for the day . how about you ? jesse : never done . frankie : see ? now you sound like mom . jesse : oh , no , no , no , no , no . your mother is on a whole ' nother level . she eats , sleeps , and breathes that hospital . frankie : and you do n't with the station ? prove it . jesse : you 're on . frankie : oh , because , see , i know you 're itching to get back to work , so how about you do n't go , we hang out , get you some food , we 'll go to a park , we 'll , you know , chill ? how does it sound ? jesse : hmm , just the two of us ? frankie : yeah . just the two of us . jesse : sound like a plan , son . frankie : all right . let 's do it . [ scene_break ] angie : hi , ramón . you probably do n't remember me -- dr. angela hubbard , angie . i was at the hospital when you were brought in a few weeks ago . we 've all been so worried about you . we still are . how are you feeling ? well , looks like the wound has healed nice . that 's good . ramón , listen . i 've got a couple questions for you . i never had a chance to ask you how you fell off that bike . was it an accident ? i know that you said that you got dizzy , but maybe all of a sudden -- man : time to go , ramón . angie : hi . are you ramón 's brother ? i was just trying to talk to him . man : he did n't answer you , right ? it 's not you . he 's just a little shy . ready ? [ angie realizes that ramón is blind ] [ scene_break ] jesse : good . frankie : is n't it , right ? what ? david : gentlemen . i 'm surprised to see you here , chief . jesse : surprise . david : oh . you know , i just got off the phone with our good friend the mayor . she told me all about your sage advice , that she should return all my campaign donations . jesse : i just figured she would n't want to be linked to an attempted murderer , simple logic . david : hmm , you do realize that you 're fighting a losing battle , do n't you , especially now . jesse : especially now ? david : my life is in a really good place . i have love , family , people who depend on me , and i 'll be damned if i let them down . jesse : [ applauds ] touching . david : you even try to take me away from my wife , my daughter , and you wo n't know what hit you . wow , what a beautiful day . life is good . jesse : but anyway -- frankie : yeah . that 's one intense dude , but i never heard him actually make sense , though . jesse : join the club . frankie : why do you always go out for his blood ? jesse : man needs to be put in deep check , franklin . frankie : ok . ok , but that stuff he was talking about with greenlee and marissa , it 's true . it 's the same thing that drives us . it 's why you and i work so hard . yeah . we are lucky to do what we do , but at the end of the day , we are protecting and providing for our families . jesse : yeah , hmm . guess it 's easy to lose track of that -- frankie : yeah . jesse : till it comes back around and smacks you in the head . jesse : [ sighs ] angela thought she might be pregnant . frankie : what ? when ? jesse : last week . frankie : i do n't know . did you -- were you trying ? jesse : no . actually , we were just as gobsmacked as you are now , almost . no . it was a false alarm . frankie : ha ha ha ! wow . jesse : yeah . you up for a toss ? frankie : [ picks up a football ] aw , suki suki now . hey , that means go long . go . go long . jesse : i said a toss . you know my ankles are bad , man . frankie : oh , ladies and gentlemen , he is an old man . you do n't got it in you ? what , what , what , what ? what do you say ? i mean , come on now . jesse : all right , all right , all right . going long , going long , going long . [ scene_break ] [ locked in a lab , angie stares into a microscope then consults a medical book ] jake : ange ? it 's jake . open up . woman : dr. bradley to the seventh floor . dr. bradley to the seventh floor . jake : hey , what 's going on ? heather heard a commotion . i thought i should check it out . angie : oh , i 'm sorry . jake , you know , it 's just been one of those days . jake : there something i can do ? angie : i wish there were , but no . i 've just been working really closely with one of my patients . jake : somebody important to you ? angie : yeah . you can say that . jake : well , i understand . see , that 's what makes you such a great doctor , the depths that you care , as opposed to walking around here not giving a damn . want me to do a consultation ? maybe we could figure out the whole thing together . angie : no , but i thank you , though . it 's just something that i should do on my own . jake : you sure ? because that 's what friends do , you know , especially the friends that work together in our capacity . it 's what we do . we help each other , you know ? angie : really , it 's ok . jake : really ? you sure ? see , that 's the thing . there is something just not right about this . angie : what is this ? jake : you 're off your game . you 're off your game , and i know you have this whole , you know , pregnancy thing , but back there before , that was just basic life support , basic cardio life support . even a first year could n't blow that , so what 's the story ? angie : well , it 's david breathing down my neck . jake : is that something new ? angie : listen . i had a few sips , and , god forbid he smelled beer on my breath . i mean , it 's not like the man needs an excuse to get rid of me , but i really am fine . jake : and if you were n't , you 'd tell me , right ? ok . angie : [ dictating into a tape recorder ] patient -- female , african - american , mid-40 's . symptoms -- blurred vision , disorientation , occasional dizziness . episodes manifest as a starlight effect in the field of focus . on physical exam , some small subconjunctival hemorrhages were noted that resolve spontaneously , res -- resulting in a temporary resolution of vision . slides show some evidence of some type of infectious process . diagnosis -- endophthalmitis . prognosis -- unknown . physician carelessness -- [ sobs ] physician carelessness seems to have led to the infection being transmitted from the patient 's blood to the physician 's eyes . presently there are few trials available -- [ sighs ] to study the effects of endophthalmitis . this limits our understanding of this complicated infection , frustrating researchers and patients alike . antifungal trials have thus far been mostly unsuccessful due to the infection 's unpredictable nature . treatments are experimental at best . in some patients , the infection is self - limiting , allowing for full recovery without medical intervention . however , if not self- limiting , permanent damage to the retina will occur , resulting in complete blindness . [ sobbing ] frankie : there she is , the most incredible doctor in the world . mm ! mm ! mm- hmm . angie : you know , you 're a little bit too old to be hitting your mom up for some money , so what is it you want ? frankie : well , i was just feeling love today . that 's all . angie : hmm , i thought your shift was over hours ago . frankie : yeah . well , i stopped back to check in on a patient . angie : well , why did n't you call ? one of the nurses could have done that for you . frankie : oh , no . i wanted to see for myself . mm - hmm . wonder where i get that from . angie : ok . all right . so you care too much . as genes go , it 's not a bad one to have . frankie : no . i guess it 's not . hey , ma , come on . angie : no . i 'm just looking at how perfect you are . frankie : hmm , you know , you should 've been there . me and dad were throwing the football around like we are in high school or something . angie : that must have been a sight to see . [ angie goes to the yacht club ] jesse : oh , hey , baby , i 'm sorry . it 's just me . come on . angie : there 's no just about it . how did you know i was here ? jesse : hospital said that you signed out , needed some air . figured you love the water , so here we are . angie : well , i guess natalia is not the only detective in our family . sit . jesse : yes , ma'am . angie : you know , i love this time of day . it 's my favorite , the way the light bounces off the water . it 's almost like it 's been sprinkled with glitter or something , just so pretty . jesse : yeah . it is pretty , like my wife . am i in your way ? am i blocking your view ? you ok ? angie : no . you 're exactly who i want to see and who i want to talk to . baby -- jesse : can we get out of here ? angie : yeah . we can go anywhere you want . why ? jesse : something i need to talk to you about , and it ca n't wait . [ jesse and angie go back to their apartment ] angie : for a man who wants to talk , you 've been awfully quiet . jesse : now that i got you here , i -- angie : you do n't know what to do with me ? ha ha ! jesse : i just do n't know where to begin . i love you , angela . angie : that 's a good start . jesse : it 's my start . it 's my middle . it 's my finish , everything . i saw david today . angie : oh , again ? that must have been fun . jesse : yeah . he basically declared all - out war . angie : well , my money is on you . jesse : damn straight . fighting with the mayor , too . angie : yeah . i know you 've got a lot on your plate . jesse : well , there is another understatement . you and me both , we both have been so busy . angie : baby , is that what this is all about , i mean , all the hours that you have to spend at the station ? jesse : no . it 's the last place i want to be right now . angie : i 'm sorry , but you 're losing me . jesse : that 's my point . i think we are losing each other , angela , and i do n't want to lose you . i want you back . i want -- angie : sweetheart , i 'm not going anywhere . jesse : no , no , no . i know . i know we 're strong . we 're solid . we 're in love like crazy , but if we do n't start making time -- we are so lucky . i never want to forget that . i never want to let david , work , or the mayor get in our way . if hayward -- if he does anything to jeopardize the well - being of this family -- angie : so we wo n't let him . jesse : no . we wo n't . when i thought you might be pregnant , i did n't know it was possible to love you even more . angie : i know exactly what you mean . jesse : stay with me tonight ? we wo n't leave this room , no interruptions , just us . angie : i would like that very much . i really would . jesse : ok . look at this . look at us . angie : it 's how i always pictured us . all i had to do was close my eyes , and we were just like this . my start , my middle , my finish . jesse : lucky for us , we 're still smack dab in the middle of this . angie : no . leave the light on , because i do n't want to miss a moment of this . [ jesse leads angie to their bed where they kiss ] singer : now that you 're here i know you are my one and only i want to be where you are feeling you fill my heart wherever i go you are my one and only how do you spot the guys who always do a super job
at the hospital , angie once again has trouble with vision blurring periodically . jesse interrupts her and reminds her that she missed natalia becoming a detective . angie is upset but her work at the hospital has kept her busy . david interrupts angie and jesse and once again , reprimands angie for spending money that the hospital does n't have . at the police station just as jesse is about to give natalia her badge , iris arrives . half - heartedly , mayor blanco congratulates natalia on her accomplishment . at the hospital , frankie tries to get angie to join the party for natalia , but she lashes out at him , then returns to the lab to do more research on her condition . the party is in full swing at krystal 's when angie arrives and hugs natalia . when natalia confides how iris treated her , angie gives natalia some helpful advice , then asks natalia for help in tracking down ramon who she 'd treated without proper protection . angie goes back home , but has difficulty seeing herself in the mirror . natalia calls angie with information on the little boy . angie finds ramon sitting on a park bench and tries to talk to him , but he will not answer . when ramon 's brother arrives to take him home , angie realizes that he is blind . jesse and frankie have lunch in the park . jesse tells frankie that angie had thought that she was pregnant . jesse and frankie toss a football around . angie does tests on her eyes and finds out that she has a possibly incurable eye disease , which could just resolve itself or make her blind . angie and jesse make love at home .
doug : nothing is happening in my home unless i say so ! now get out -- all of you ! brooke : you owe it to yourself and to your daughter to listen . doug : wait -- who are you busting in here ? laurie : ms. english has experience with interventions . brooke : and you need to understand the impact of your actions . doug : you do n't know anything about me and my family . laurie : daddy , please -- doug : no , honey , we 'll settle this on our own . we do n't need them . laurie : i do . when you first started drinking after mom died , i understood because it seemed to make you hurt less . i thought it made your pain bearable , but now you 're killing us both . jamie : i hope you 're hearing this , mr. lewis . doug : shut up . i said i 'll talk to my daughter later . tad : talk to her now . doug : get out of my way . [ scene_break ] maggie : every copy at campus convenience sold out . i checked . bianca : `` ms. kundera has been linked romantically with michael cambias and erica kane 's daughter bianca montgomery . `` maggie : you know , it 's really not that bad . well , what does lena say ? bianca : same old story . it 's a mistake . the photo was doctored . she 's innocent . maggie : well , maybe she is . bianca : innocent ? maggie : ok , all right , at least the rest of it ? bianca : you know , for a woman who 's so incredibly smart , she certainly finds herself at the wrong place at the wrong time an awful lot . maggie : so are the two of you through ? bianca : just every time i overlook one of her mistakes -- like corporate espionage or sleeping with michael cambias -- you know , i get slapped in the face with something else , like this . i mean , how many times can you leave yourself open to getting your heart broken ? maggie : well , you are asking the wrong girl . henry : mrs. fargate and bianca . maggie -- this is perfect ! [ scene_break ] joni : you 'll feel better if you tell the truth . reggie : i 'll feel better if you leave me alone and stop throwing your father at me . joni : you can talk to me , reggie . reggie : ok , look , joni , forgive me . i have sinned . i 've -- i 've been stealing copper pipes to remodel jack 's loft . i 'm so sorry . do n't be stupid . joni : if you tell me the real deal , then we could probably fix this together . and if not , mr. montgomery is going to find out . then what ? [ scene_break ] mary : all that 's missing is a desk and a phone that wo n't stop ringing . jack : hi , mary . yeah , i 'm just trying to ease myself back into things here . mary : good . but you should n't do too much too soon . so , what can i get you that the hospital wo n't provide ? jack : well , actually , i 'm doing very well with the standard hospital fare . thanks for asking . mary : yes , you are , are n't you ? jack : apparently , although i ca n't seem to get dr. joe to sign me out of here . mary : jack , i was so grateful that they found a donor for you in time . jack : you were grateful ? bianca gets to pick anywhere in the world she wants to go on vacation . her choice , my expense . mary : bianca ? jack : yeah , my niece who gave blood and saved my life . mary : bianca was n't a match . jack : no ? i figured since she was a blood relative , she had to be the -- mary : oh , you know what ? i -- i was thinking i would bring a dvd player in this evening to watch a brazilian film i 've been wanting to see . i thought you might enjoy it . jack : i would n't want you to go to any trouble , mary . mary : oh , right . it 's because erica 's monopolizing all your time . jack : what 's going on between you and erica ? why are you at each other 's throats ? mary : it 's simple . she knows my secret , and she 's terrified i 'm going to share it with you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : yeah , well , do n't tell me about the heat in miami , sharon . i am swimming in my own glow . the air conditioner belched white smoke and died . ok , ok . so , we got the sexiest man contest tapes from atlanta . wstr did such a fantastic job promoting us there . now , miami , florida -- miami . yes , we sent the contest t - shirts . we shipped them directly to the cafe iguana . yes , yes , you 'll get them in time . ah ! well , at least where you are , you 're watching gorgeous , sexy guys . whew . listen , sharon , i got to go , ok ? i 'll talk to you later . bye . please tell me you can fix the air conditioner . carlos : does n't need fixing . greenlee : it died a fiery a death . carlos : it needs new parts . i mean , the compressors are shot and the motor is burnt out . greenlee : oh . well , i 'll have to buy new portable air conditioners . carlos : well , in this heat wave , you ca n't even find a paper fan . but i might have something that might help . greenlee : oh , it 's cold ! it 's cold . carlos -- carlos , thank you , thank you . mmm . ah . [ elevator doors open ] greenlee : oh . simone : well , hello . kendall : so , this is why it 's so hot in here . greenlee : we were trying to keep cool . mia : oh , right . simone : oh , yes , well , it 's hotter in here than it is outside . it 's actually even hotter than that tape you gave me of those guys in the matrix club in boston . carlos : i better get to work . simone : mm - hmm . kendall : all right , so what the hell is up with the air conditioner ? greenlee : there is none . we need compactors or something . mia : well , even if we did have them , with these rolling brownouts , the power company 's asking people not to use them unless there 's a health emergency . greenlee : us frying to death is a health emergency . simone : i agree . greenlee : oh . not bad . mia : uh - uh . simone : so sorry we interrupted your little sizzle break with carlos . mia : oh , you are not . simone : oh , i am , too . just because my love life is the sahara does n't mean that i want you all to suffer . mia : ha ! simone : i do n't . so , you know , how is everything with -- you know , with him ? greenlee : excuse me ? simone : carlos . in bed . is he everything that we imagined he would be ? greenlee : i am not discussing the details of my sex life . mia : oh , i do n't need the details . simone : no , just big , broad strokes and a picture would be just fine . greenlee : n - o . simone : ok , then i vote that we go see a sexy movie in an air - conditioned theater . mia : oh , yes , seconded . greenlee : overruled , overruled . while carlos is gone , we need to discuss a very delicate situation . kendall : like what ? simone : spill . greenlee : i 'm on the verge of toppling enchantment . mia : shut up . simone : get out . kendall : how ? greenlee : i 've got a secret i am this close to discovering that i am going to use to disarm erica . [ scene_break ] jack : erica has some deep , dark secret that she 's using against you ? mary : that she 's holding against me . jack : ok , what is it ? mary : ah . it does n't -- it does n't really matter . jack : well , that 's good because i have no idea what the hell we 're talking about here , you know that . mary : all right . i never intended to tell you . jack : tell me what ? mary : remember our last night together ? jack : dimly . i mean , like it was in another lifetime , yeah . mary : well , for me , it might as well have been yesterday . it was unlike anything that i have ever experienced . jack : mary -- mary : it was unforgettable . it was . jack : well , obviously it was n't too unforgettable because the next day you dropped me like a hot potato for roger smythe . mary : it was n't that simple . jack : really ? i did n't see you agonizing over your decision very much . mary : jack , you had turned your back on your family . jack : i turned my back on my family and their money -- mary : and you lied to me . jack : yeah . mary : both you and roger lied . you about being poor and roger about wanting a real marriage . jack : so is that your big , dark secret ? that i lied to you about being poor , and roger was n't the guy you thought he was , that he was a philanderer instead ? what ? mary : no . no . jack , if you 'd just told me the truth , things could have been so different . jack : mary , you already had money . if you really loved me , what difference did it make if i came with an inheritance or not ? mary : because my parents raised me to have certain expectations . jack : yeah , i know . tell me something , why are we dredging this up now ? mary : because i want you to understand . they led me to believe that you could n't really love me for me , that you were only drawn to me because of their money . jack : yes , i know that . if i wanted money , i would have stayed in at home in charleston with my family . mary : yes , and i know that now . jack : look , i told you how i felt about you , but you listened to your parents , you made your choice . mary : and i regretted it ever since . i could n't believe that you actually wanted silly , vapid , little me . jack : mary , give yourself some credit , ok ? mary : you really loved me for me , did n't you ? jack : yeah . mary : and i broke your heart when i chose roger , did n't i ? jack : oh , i think we got off the subject here a little bit . you know , you were talking to me about some information erica has about you , some big , dark secret ? mary : jack , i know that you 're engaged to erica , but she can only love you by torturing you and controlling you -- jack : whoa , whoa , whoa . mary , what -- mary : and she does n't want me to be anywhere near you because she knows i 'm still in love with you . jack , please let me show you that we can still have a chance . [ scene_break ] doug : you better get out of my way , doc . david : are all of you here to help laurie ? brooke : and her father . doug : listen , why do n't you just get a life and stop interfering in mine ! jamie : you touch my mom -- tad : wait , wait , wait , wait . just wait , all right ? he 's not going to hurt anybody , are you ? since this is an intervention , you 've got nothing to do with it , why do n't you take off now . david : interventions are usually run by family and friends . you guys do n't qualify as either . doug : listen , i want you all out -- now ! david : i 've been subjected to this guy when he 's drunk on numerous occasions . i 've patched him up and i 've seen exactly what he does to laurie . doug : i do n't give a damn what you think . david : you 're a disgrace . not only as a father but also as a man . you humiliate yourself and your daughter , and you 're too soused to even realize it . you do n't deserve a daughter like laurie . and i swear to god , if you do n't pull your act together , i 'm going to make sure you lose her for good . [ scene_break ] reggie : look , i did n't steal anything , ok ? joni : i just asked what happened to it . reggie : well , how the hell would i know ? joni : you signed off on those deliveries , did n't you ? reggie : well , once they 're delivered here , anybody could come along and take them . joni : yeah , but you and i are the only ones that have keys to the storage shed . reggie : you know what ? maybe i should be grilling you , huh ? the guilty party always tries to accuse somebody else to take the heat off them . joni : do n't shrug this off , reggie . reggie : oh , i 'm not . robbers have a million and one ways of gaining entry . none of them require a key . joni : no , no , this is n't going to go away . reggie : because you wo n't let it . joni : you know where the copper piping is . reggie : why are you always coming after me , huh ? why do n't you look at the other volunteers ? what do i have that billy and johnny and what 's - his - name do n't ? it 's because i 'm black , is n't it ? it 's because i 'm black . joni : you ca n't make this about race ! reggie : i do n't have to . you already did . joni : i 'm not prejudiced ! reggie : oh , i 'm sorry , miss joni , ma'am . you 're just -- you 're just so positive that i 'm a thief for no good reason . joni : no , i 'm not racist . i like you . i really like you . but , no , you do n't even know that because you do n't even pay any attention at all to me ! joni : what was that ? reggie : you really need to get out more . that was called a kiss , you know . joni : yeah , i know . i just -- i mean , what were you thinking ? reggie : well , you know , that 's a dangerous question , you know , to ask the guy . joni : i just -- you never seemed interested . reggie : it was a kiss , not an invitation . relax . joni : i am . you just -- you surprised me , that 's all . reggie : well , now that you know what 's going on , you want some more ? joni : no . you tell me the truth first . reggie : will you please forget the copper pipes ? joni : no , you look me in the eye and you tell me why you wanted to kiss me . reggie : do i have to put in words everything for the person who knows everything ? joni : i think you used the kiss as a distraction to get off the hook . [ scene_break ] henry : maggie , you did this . i owe you -- what , i just -- maggie : you just -- you just grabbed me . henry : well , i 've got great news . bianca : hey , i 'm going to go read my horoscope , let you guys talk . henry : no , stay . i want you to hear this , too . maggie : this is your house . you stay . i have to go back to my dorm . henry : hey , what 's up with you ? i just got a job with a band , maggie . a real band , frequency . you have n't heard of them yet , but -- well , neither had i until i answered their ad -- you will , ok ? it 's music , maggie . maggie : congratulations , henry . bianca : henry , that 's great . henry : i never could have done this if you had n't dragged me out in front of an audience that first time . you know what matters to me . maggie : and , hey , who knows ? maybe one day i 'll be picking up frequency 's latest cd . henry : let 's go to s.o.s . and celebrate . maggie : yeah , i do n't think so . henry : well , someplace else , then . wherever you want -- maggie : henry , i ca n't . ok ? i hope everything works out for you . i really do . henry : hey , did i -- did i do something else that i do n't know about ? maggie : no , no . henry : well , i thought we made a start here . i thought we were on our way back to being how we were . maggie : bianca , call me later , ok ? bianca : yeah , of course . thanks for stopping by . maggie : mm - hmm . bye . bianca : bye . henry : maggie got mrs. fargate to give me a room on faith . how come we 've gone backwards to zero ? bianca : that would be my fault . [ scene_break ] mia : i do n't know . should kendall be in on this ? kendall : i 'm no closer to erica than any of you are . so come on , greenlee , how you going to bring down my mother ? greenlee : well , the plan 's not entirely in place . simone : oh , i knew it was good to be true . greenlee : no , i 've got strategy . i just lack the details . mia : oh , yeah , those pesky little details again . kendall : so , what 's the deal with you wanting carlos gone while you tell us about this ? simone : i do n't even know what we 're being told . greenlee : ok , you know that carlos and i were locked in lacey 's overnight . simone : oh , yes . yeah , lucky you . greenlee : well , when mrs. lacey found us , she mentioned some sort of history with carlos . mia : carlos and mrs. lacey ? simone : had an affair ? greenlee : well , she has some secret that she wants to keep secret . kendall : yeah , do n't we all ? mia : yeah , so ? so what ? greenlee : so , learning what it is will help me have some leverage with mrs. lacey . kendall : and you can leverage enchantment out of their front counter space into the back room . greenlee : exactly ! mia : yeah , but -- ok , hold on a second . it 's only one department store . simone : no , no , no , no , no . lacey 's is a chain and the linchpin for enchantment 's retail operations . kendall : so as lacey 's goes -- mia : so do the other stores . greenlee : yes . fusion will be seen as the up - and - comer . kendall : and enchantment will be the dusty , dried - up has - been . that 's brilliant . brilliant . greenlee : i am , are n't i ? simone : ok , maybe it 's just my own , you know , legal run - ins that give me pause , but are n't you suggesting blackmail ? kendall : well , think of it as someone doing a favor for us because greenlee 's keeping her mouth shut . simone : oh . greenlee : exactly right . mrs. lacey will scratch my back in return for me keeping her little secret from mr. lacey . simone : ok , well , if no one else , you know , minds any legal run - ins , i 'm in . kendall : mia , what 's your problem with it ? mia : i just want for one of us to have someone to love . i mean , greenlee , is product placement really worth losing carlos ? [ scene_break ] mary : jack , we 've been given the time to explore the life we missed . jack : mary , listen to me . we ca n't just pick up where we left off . mary : why not ? jack : for thousands of reasons , not the least of which is i 'm engaged . mary : so ? you 've been engaged to erica before . i know that i did a horrible thing by choosing roger over you , but think of how many men erica has chosen over you . jack : whoa , whoa , whoa , just -- whoa . now , everything that erica and i have been through , those are the things that have brought us where we are today . mary : she 'll only hurt you again . jack : look , mary , when you dropped me for roger , i was hurt , yes , but we were kids . that 's part of youth . you mess up , you move on . mary : some people want to try and fix their mistakes if they 're given the chance . jack : not people who have made peace with them , who have chosen to move on , not people who are happy with their lives . mary : or think they 're happy . jack , have n't you ever once had one speck of sorrow or regret ? do n't you ever think , what if ? jack : sure , i have . mary , i have n't -- we had n't spoken in years . you show up for greenlee 's wedding , we say a couple of words to each other , and then i do n't hear a peep out of you since then . mary : i know . i 'm sorry -- jack : you know , you could have called . you could have said , `` hey , let 's go have a drink , `` `` let 's go have dinner , `` `` let 's go to a movie , `` but nothing . i do n't hear a word out of you , nothing . and all of a sudden you come through this door and you start talking about undying love , and i want to know what the hell is really going on here , mary . jack : because there 's something going on here , mary . i mean , there 's something behind all this sudden passion of yours , and do n't try to blame it on the heat . mary : well , now you 've embarrassed me . here i 'm pouring my heart out to you , and you 're accusing me of having an ulterior motive . jack : i 'm just feeling a little bit ambushed , you know ? mary : jack , when i heard you 'd been shot , i nearly collapsed . i mean it . my reaction was so strong and so visceral . jack : well , mary , i 'm not surprised . i mean , it probably caused you to relive roger 's death . mary : no . it was entirely about you . it reminded me of how i felt when i said goodbye to you . and i could n't bear it if i lost you again . jack : mary , i mean , when we look back at relationships , oftentimes we remember just the good things . we forget about the fights and the arguments -- mary : but ours were n't serious . jack : mary , listen to me . i -- i do n't want to be unkind here , but i got over our breakup a really long time ago . mary : right . silly me . well , you asked me why erica hated me , and i just got a little sidetracked trying to explain it , so -- why do n't you get some rest . jack : wait , whoa , whoa , whoa . why do n't you say what you came here to say . maybe it 'll help you forget . mary : i do n't want to forget . and i do n't want you to forget , either . we have a bond , jackson montgomery . a bond that never can be broken . [ scene_break ] greenlee : it 's not like i 'm going to implicate carlos in any way . mia : yes , but he confirmed that mrs. lacey had something to hide . greenlee : in so many words , yes . mia : and you did n't want to discuss any of this in front of him . greenlee : of course not . mia : because ? greenlee : because he 's such an upright guy . kendall : oh , she 's right , greenlee . this is only going to cause trouble for you guys . greenlee : he does n't need to know what i 'm up to . mia : oh , good , there 's nothing like deception for strengthening a relationship . greenlee : you know what ? it 's too hot for negativity . kendall : no , greenlee , you know what ? you have to weigh this out carefully . simone : yeah , you know , if erica had a bomb that she could use on us , nothing would stop her . greenlee : you would love to see carlos dump me , would n't you ? simone : how can you say that ? mia : oh , gee , i wonder . kendall : busted , simone . greenlee : that way you could move in on him again . simone : your happiness comes first . mia : wait , wait , wait . say they did break up . you would n't hit on carlos ? kendall : the truth ? simone : ok , you know what ? i 'm not dead or insane . and no matter what the temperature is outside , carlos is always hot . mia : ok , that 's it . you have no vote in this escapade . greenlee : this is business strategy , pure and simple . kendall : yeah , i have to say i agree . i agree . i think your personal interest voids out your vote . simone : oh , really ? and your little thing to crush erica does n't , you know , weigh on personal interest ? kendall : it 's not about me . greenlee : hey , truce , truce , please ! i 'm going to find a way to bring down erica and keep my relationship with carlos intact . carlos : hey , i 'm going to go to the hardware store , so does anybody want me to bring them back any cold drinks ? simone : ooh , a frozen margarita with salt . kendall : simone . simone : what ? we need to replace the salt that we 're losing through perspiration . carlos : anyone want a nonalcoholic drink ? mary : are n't you considerate . greenlee : um -- mother , carlos is not going to play your personal waiter . mary : well , of course he 's not . but i know you 're busy . i thought i would save you a trip . what would you like , greenlee ? a lemonade ? you like lemonade , right ? greenlee : ok , mother , you 're not in training for a job waiting tables , so what are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] doug : you 're nothing but a criminal . i heard what you 've done . nobody 's going to turn my daughter over to you . this guy 's some kind of pervert , that 's what he is ! tad : easy , hayward , easy . he does n't even know what he 's saying . david : laurie needs to be protected from being dragged by down by the likes of you ! you should n't even be allowed to be in the state with her ! doug : the hell with you ! brooke : do i need to point out this is not the way to conduct an intervention ? david : it 's the only way to get through to someone like him . doug : yeah ? you want to try , huh ? you want to go outside ? tad : no , no , no , wait . wait just a second , ok ? please . i think the point the doctor is trying to make in his own way is that your selfishness is causing your daughter an awful lot of pain . doug : i love my daughter . david : how ? how do you love her ? you show her the love every day , do n't you ? you embarrass her in front of her friends . you scare her . you humiliate her . every child is a precious gift , and you do n't deserve yours . doug : well , what do you know about being a father ? i do n't see you with any kids . david : i have a daughter , but she 's dead . she was taken away from me . so whenever i see someone like you screwing it up and taking that miracle for granted , it makes me sick ! tad : maybe you should lighten up . david : you know something ? why do n't we try a little experiment here , all right ? here . it smells great , does n't it ? how much would you give for a shot of this ? doug : just leave me alone . david : no , come on . you love it , do n't you ? you love the warmth going down your throat . you love it lying there in your gut . you love the way it dims your memory . you even love it more than your own daughter , do n't you ? doug : i do not . i do n't love anything more than my daughter . david : then why do you choose this over her every single day ? why is it more important for you to suck this down into your system than being there for your own daughter 's graduation ? doug : i love you . you know i love you , do n't you ? laurie : you change when you drink , dad . you get angry and you get mean . doug : honey , i just need to unwind , that 's all . laurie : does hitting me help you unwind ? doug : honey , i never hit you . laurie : you have ! you drink so much that you do n't remember , but i do . doug : no , i would never hurt you . laurie : you hurt me all the time , dad . and you hurt yourself just as much . why do you want to die ? doug : i do n't . i -- it 's just that when your mother passed away , you know , something broke when i lost her -- laurie : stop using mom as an excuse ! you 're the one that opens the bottles . you 're the one that swallows the booze . and i 'm the one that ends up feeling like hell afterwards . well , no more . that 's it . i 'm not going to sit around here and watch you kill yourself . [ bottle breaks ] doug : i 'm sorry , laurie . i love you , and i 'll never do it again . i promise . please do n't leave me . do n't leave me . [ scene_break ] bianca : i 've been venting about lena begging for chance after chance and then stomping on my heart again , and that 's when you walked in . henry : great timing , huh ? bianca : yeah . well , it happens . sometimes when the timing 's off , it 's a sign the relationship 's off , too . henry : no , do n't say that . look , thanks to maggie , i 'm going after what i love . i should be able to share it with her . bianca : yeah , but you ca n't force her to trust you . henry : i thought we were working that out . you know , i mean , i moved out of my mom 's place , and maggie got -- helped me get set up here . bianca : yeah , well , maggie is kind and generous and she -- henry : yeah , she what ? bianca : she loves you . that makes it harder . i mean , she knows that if she puts her heart on the line again -- henry : well , how can make it better ? huh ? what am i supposed to do ? bianca : if i knew the answer to that , i 'd tell lena . but unfortunately , i have a knack for losing trust in people and never getting it back . [ scene_break ] reggie : look , why ca n't you cut me a break ? joni : pipes are missing , and i did n't hear you say that you did n't take them . reggie : because you ask me a question , i answer you . i tell the truth , and you do n't believe me . joni : why did you kiss me ? reggie : because i wanted to , and i felt like it . joni : that is such a crock . reggie : see ? that 's what i 'm talking about . why do you even ask me questions if you already know the answers ? joni : you 've ragged on me since the day we met . reggie : you have some weird stuff going on in your life . it does n't mean i hate you . joni : you 've made fun of me from the way that i dress to my church , and you still do . reggie : not as much . look , joni , i 'm trying to get used to you . joni : why ? because we 're into hip - hop ? big deal . reggie : oh , you have so many issues . joni : you dis me for months , and then all of a sudden i tipped your little scam , you suddenly kiss me ? reggie : i do n't have a scam . joni : you 're playing me , and i resent it . just say it . i can take it . reggie : what , is there something wrong with me liking you ? is something wrong -- i ca n't find you pretty or attractive ? joni : you think that one little kiss is going to , you know , get you off the hook ? i 'm so stupid , it probably would have . but i know you 're faking . reggie : all right , i stole from the work site . i took the stuff . you were right all along . [ scene_break ] jamie : maybe i should go inside , see if laurie 's ok . tad : no . brooke : she 's fine . tad : she 'll shout if she 's not . brooke : you know , david , this is not what i would have scripted , but thanks for your help in , you know , getting through to laurie 's father . david : i understand him . i know what it 's like to want to bury your pain . brooke : i 'm so sorry about leora . laurie : my dad called the treatment center . brooke : oh , laurie , that 's wonderful . laurie : jamie , can i -- can i talk to you for a second ? jamie : sure . so , this rehab place , is it close to the university ? laurie : he 's going to minnesota . jamie : oh , so you can visit him on holidays and weekends , right ? laurie : jamie , i 'm going with him . [ scene_break ] mary : i was just trying to save carlos a trip and offer to get you girls refreshments . carlos : yeah , well , i got to go out anyway , so -- simone : well , i 'll take a lemon sorbet and an iced tea , then . kendall : yeah , make that two . mia : if you see more of these , grab them , would you ? carlos : will do . mary : ooh . how do you stand it ? it 's sweltering in here . greenlee : we 're working . we need to be here . why are n't you at an indoor pool sipping a piña colada ? mary : i wanted to see how you were . greenlee : when everyone else is frying eggs on the sidewalk ? mary : well , i thought we could go shopping if you had a minute and sit somewhere where it 's cool and have a family dinner later , invite carlos . greenlee : grandfather put you up to this . mary : no , he did n't . why do you always have to question my motives ? greenlee : because they 're always so questionable . so stop tap - dancing , mother . why are you suddenly being so sweet ? mary : because i no longer have a choice . [ scene_break ] jamie : laurie , you know you ca n't stay with your dad while he 's in rehab . laurie : yeah , i know , but my sister cathy 's house is about 20 miles away . she 's been after my dad to get into this program forever . jamie : so she 's nearby . i mean , you can stay here . laurie : jamie , i 've got to go up with my dad . i 'm going to have our stuff packed up and shipped . jamie : just like that , huh ? laurie : yeah . i mean , it 's not like we 're never going to see each other again , right ? i mean , who knows ? maybe next year i 'll be at p.v.u . jamie : who knows ? all right , well , e - mail me , ok ? laurie : absolutely . jamie : all right , well , i got to get out of here . laurie : ok . tad : where 's jamie ? laurie : he -- he had someplace to be . thank you so much for getting through to my father . brooke : he loves you , laurie . laurie : i think you helped him remember that . david : well , let 's hope he never forgets . laurie : i do n't care what anyone says , dr. hayward . you 're a great guy . anyway , i better go back in . daddy 's a lousy packer . tad : for what it 's worth , thank you . david : laurie needed to be protected , just like my daughter did . [ scene_break ] jack : what the hell is this ? joni : well , yeah , there 's no other explanation , right ? reggie : look , i have reasons for what i did , ok ? joni : what , mr. montgomery was n't feeding you enough ? did he not buy you a new pair of jeans ? reggie : get off it , joni , ok ? joni : you 're going to have to tell somebody sometime . reggie : well , i 'm going to wait till that happens . [ phone rings ] joni : habitat for humanity . jack : joni , this is jack montgomery . joni : hi , mr. montgomery . jack : hi . listen , i 'm catching up on some paperwork , and there 's a note here from your dad about some supplies missing from the building site ? joni : missing supplies -- yeah . jack : yeah , i mean , i 'm sure there 's a simple explanation for these discrepancies . joni : i 'm sure there is , too . jack : so i 'll tell you what i 'd like you to do . i 'd like you to bring over last month 's orders and this month 's invoices so i can get to the bottom of this , please ? joni : sure . definitely . ok . all right , bye . told you . reggie : well , he does n't know everything . nobody does -- but you . you 're going to tell him , are n't you ? [ scene_break ] mary : i 'm continuing to take stock of my life , and i 'm finding myself sorely lacking in many areas . greenlee : before i fall down . mary : i am ashamed of my reaction to your relationship with carlos . greenlee : so this is what , a visit to right your wrongs ? mary : well , i did n't want to leave things the way they were . and you can never tell what 's going to happen . things change so quickly . greenlee : you do n't sound like yourself . are you dating a self - help guru ? mary : darling , it 's just that seeing jack in the hospital so close to death reminded me of how precious life is . greenlee : and you 're reminding me that you and erica were battling outside his room and you never told me why . mary : erica is an insecure , unstable woman . you of all people should know that . greenlee : true . well , thanks for stopping by . mary : ok . so , we 'll have dinner soon ? and -- you and me and carlos , yes ? greenlee : sure . mary : thank you . thank you so much . [ elevator doors open and close ] simone : so , what , you think she 's up to something ? greenlee : to search your soul , you have to have one . kendall : ok , so what 's really going on ? greenlee : i do n't know , but i think it has something to do with the screeching fight that my mother had with yours . kendall : i did n't realize they knew each other well enough to hate each other . greenlee : neither did i . kendall : well , i 'm sure it 's probably no big deal . greenlee : oh , it 's huge for my mother to play contrite . kendall : well , whatever it is , i 'm sure you 'll figure it out . greenlee : yeah , i have to find out what her game is and fast , or i 'll end up hit -- and very hard . [ next_on ] carlos : i ca n't work here anymore . kendall : you know how to get the truth out of people . will you help me , please ? jack : i 'd very much like to thank the person who saved my life . i 'd like you to find my blood donor . opal : no ! mary : jack needs to know greenlee 's his daughter . i 'm going to tell him today .
thanks to david , doug finally realizes that his drinking has been hurting his daughter . he apologizes to laurie and promises to be a better father . he then calls a rehab center and makes plans to move to minnesota . laurie tells jamie that she 's going to move with her father as well . jamie is disappointed but wishes her the best of luck . laurie thanks david and tells him that no matter what other people think , she knows he 's a wonderful person . brooke and tad thank david for coming over and david tells them he just wanted to protect laurie , just like he wanted to protect leora . mary tells jackson she 's still in love him and asks him for another chance . jackson tells her that he 's engaged and that he loves erica . mary does n't tell him that greenlee is his daughter , but does say that they have a bond no one can break . greenlee tells the fusion girls that mrs. lacey was acting very friendly towards carlos , and it seems like she 's hiding something . greenlee says she 's going to find out what the secret is , and then use it to get fusion products on the department store shelves . simone and kendall think it 's a brilliant idea , but mia reminds greenlee that she may lose carlos in the process . mary comes over and greenlee asks her why she 's being so nice to her all of a sudden . mary tells her that life is too short and that she just wants to stay close to her daughter . after mary leaves , greenlee tells the girls that she knows something is up and that it probably has something to do with erica . reggie tries to distract joni 's interrogation by kissing her . joni sees right through it and demands to know what happened to the missing supplies . reggie finally tells her that he stole the inventory . just then , jackson calls joni and tells her he found out that there is a discrepancy in the inventory reports . bianca complains about lena to maggie , and maggie ends up getting in a bad mood too . when henry excitedly comes to tell maggie that he got a job with a band , she acts very coldly towards him .
greg : ah -- hey ! can you hear me ? are you listening ? oh . the water -- i 'm going to drown ! you trying to kill me ? you want to kill me ? you take me out and do it face to face . where are you ? oh ! [ scene_break ] lily : i used to spin when i was little . the sounds and the images go so fast in my head that when i spin , they turn into a blur and they do n't bother me as much . it 's still really fun . hey , it stopped raining . jonathan : well , good thing . it was getting too muddy to play frisbee . and -- look . the thunder 's gone , too . lily : i 'm not scared of it anymore . because of you . you make me brave . when we get a house , can we have a sprinkler ? jonathan : sure . or a pool . or a waterfall . anything you want . lily : well , unfortunately , we do n't have room in our budget for a pool or a waterfall . jonathan : well , i could build one . like i did the tree house . what ? lily , what is it ? lily : somebody 's here . over there . jonathan : hello ? is -- is anybody there ? [ scene_break ] aidan : what is going on in that gorgeous he of yours ? care to tell me ? erin : i think we should stop . aidan : but that 's the whole fun of kissing . start , stop , start again . erin : i do n't mean the kiss , aidan . i -- i mean us . aidan : well , `` us `` as in the relationship ? erin : yeah . i think we should cool it for a while . [ scene_break ] j.r. : excuse us . i 'd like to talk to my wife . josh : first , why do n't we finish what you started ? [ scene_break ] kendall : all right , let me get this stuff together before we go back and see my spikey . what are you doing over here ? zach : hi . kendall : hi . kendall : well , you 're not here for samples . [ scene_break ] tad : where 's dixie ? david : not exactly five star , but it should do the trick . zach : do you mind ? i 'm kind of busy here . tad : do n't mind me . hell , i got all the free time in the world , between searching the globe for my daughter , trying to track down my ex - wife . which leads us back to the afore - queried question . let 's see if you give me a straight answer . do you know where dixie is or not ? [ scene_break ] kendall : why -- did something happen ? zach : do n't ask him any questions . he 'll only end up staying longer . tad : i 'm on the trail of a woman who was in the clinic with dixie when she gave birth . the trail 's cold . i got to find dixie to jog her memory to see if she can come up with anything . so , can you cut the cute stuff ? just give me a direct answer ? where is she ? kendall : ok , did i miss something ? is there a reason why you ca n't give him an answer ? zach : dixie found a lead . it 's a couple that adopted a baby up in scarsdale , new york . tad : oh . kendall : oh , what ? zach : what ? kendall : is that bad ? why is that bad ? [ scene_break ] tad : it 's a dead end . i know all about that family up in scarsdale . their daughter is at least a year older than kate . dixie 's going to follow that lead all the way to heartache , all over again . david : hey , not such a great selection at the vending machine . between these and the peanuts you got on the road , we got nothing . so how about some pizza ? i 'm sure they have a delivery service somewhere . dixie : why do n't we just go to their house now ? david : because they 're not home yet , dixie . they 're still coming back from vacation . dixie : we could just sit outside in the car , wait till they drive up , watch the little girl when she gets out of the car , and if i can just get a look at her face , then i -- david : then what ? then what ? freak them out so they call the police ? it 's dark , dixie , it 's late . dixie : so -- david : if we show up without -- without even calling them -- just show up and ask questions about their daughter , no warning -- dixie : we just wait until tomorrow , then ? david : i know it 's hard . dixie : it 's impossible . why am i even doing this ? this is always the same . it 's always the same thing . it 's another false lead . it 's always like this . it 's never my kate . look , let 's just go , ok ? let 's get in the car . can you take me home ? because i ca n't stand this anymore , david , really . david : wait a minute , wait a minute . you miss your daughter terribly , so much that it 's killing you inside . i know how that feels , dixie . and what makes it worse is that you 've had to be too strong for too long . no one there to help you . no break , no release . well , that is going to change right here , right now . because i 'm here for you , dixie . so if you ever feel too tired or -- or frustrated or frightened , just let me do what has to be done . because i will never give up . whether it 's this house or the next one or the next . we are going to find your little girl , i promise you . dixie : what 's gotten into you ? why do n't you hate me ? [ scene_break ] aidan : where is all this coming from ? erin : my brain . i 'm -- i 'm so busy . i 'm -- i 'm overwhelmed . i 've got -- i 've got fusion , i 've got the miranda center , i 've got ryan and the baby , i 've got jonathan and lily , and -- i went from having practically no life in canada to having -- aidan : a real life here . which i thought would be a good thing . erin : yeah , it should be a good thing , but it 's not . i 'm confused and i 'm anxious and i 'm stressed . and i need some time to clear my head , ok ? i need time to figure out if what i think i feel is actually how i feel . does that make sense ? aidan : yeah . that makes perfect sense . priorities , feelings , job . makes perfect sense . you want to tell me what 's really going on ? [ scene_break ] amanda : hey , you two . jonathan : amanda ? well , you -- you have really good ears . amanda : oh , look at you . you look fabulous . so not like the last time i saw you two here . you are not allowed to get sick pass out anymore . we need you around too much . jonathan : oh -- well , i wo n't . amanda : oh , come here . lily , you were right . you said that everything would be fine . jonathan would be ok and everything would go back to being good again , and you were right . everything 's practically perfect , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : i asked you to leave . josh : like i care what you want . but whatever babe wants -- you ok ? j.r. : like she needs you around ? why ? so you can be just like your father and snatch my son ? josh : all right , death wish , you want to go over the side ? it 's fine by me . babe : ok , ok . let it go , ok ? enough of this he - man , chest - beating stuff , both of you . j.r. : this arrogant sob might know where his father stashed my sister . babe : he does n't know . j.r. : why , because he told you so ? babe : because he promised me he would try to find out . j.r. : trying to play hero with my wife ? babe : stop it . j.r. : i do n't even need to ask you why . babe : j.r. -- josh : as opposed to trying to kill her ? babe : ok , you , too -- why is it that you 're always poking at j.r. trying to get a rise out of him , and how can you be a decent person with me one minute , and when j.r. 's within 50 feet , you just -- josh : i already let him get closer than that earlier today . and it was a big mistake on my part . babe : ok , look , you 've done me some favors in the past , and that 's great and all , but i only let so much slide until you 're on my bad side . and believe me , that 's not a place you want to be . josh : you 're the boss . j.r. : do you ever stop sucking up to my wife ? josh : i promised i would help find kate . and yeah , i did it for babe . and you want to know why ? to give her one less thing to worry about while she 's married to you . j.r. : let 's get out of here . babe : not until you tell me what you 're not telling me . babe : come on . you came up here and you saw me actively not hating josh , a guy that you really , really hate . so if you have a reaction -- which we both know that u do -- go on , react . talk to me before this turns into something big and crazy and way bigger than it needs to be . j.r. : all right . do i want to smash his face in ? yes , for more reasons than you guys just being up here . babe : ok , i hear you . now comes the big stuff . what 's next ? j.r. : no , will i throw down a `` him or me , you never get to see him again `` deal ? babe : will you ? j.r. : no . babe : so is there something bigger and scarier that i should be worried about ? j.r. : he 's a jackass . whatever . it 's who you are . your heart , your truth , and that 's all that really matters . [ scene_break ] tad : how many rings you got that thing on anyway ? she 's turned off her phone . zach : even her voicemail ? tad : why is she doing this on her own ? zach : she 's trying to find her daughter . kendall : ok , wait a minute . she tells you , but does n't tell you where she 's going and what her leads are . you being the father and you clearly not the father . i -- how the hell does that make any sense ? tad : you want to handle this or should i ? dixie and i are n't exactly chummy right now . kendall : ok , and what does that mean ? that zach and dixie are ? tad : no . that means dixie thinks that zach is trying to be helpful . see , we do n't want to retread over the same leads . so she assumes that whatever he would know , i would know , which i do n't . so would you care to let me in on it now ? zach : i let you in . she found a lead and went to scarsdale . tad : that 's it ? that 's everything ? where did she come up with this lead ? zach : she did n't say . josh : i know . dixie got the lead from david hayward . [ scene_break ] david : why would i hate you ? dixie : david , i 've given you 1,000 reasons to hate me . david : yeah , well , from where i stand , i have one huge reason not to . i love you , dixie . i know that 's not what you want to hear right now . i get that . and i 'm not saying it to pressure you or to get you to say something you do n't mean . just so you know that someone cares , no matter what . dixie : no matter what . david : mm - hmm . dixie : thank you . david , i left , ok ? i ran away . i stayed away . every second i was gone was another lie i told . david : if you 're looking for condemnation , you 've come to the wrong guy . i 'm certainly in no position to judge you , dixie . and even if i were , you 're a good , loving , honest woman . whatever you 've done you felt you needed to do . dixie : i gave away my child . that was my fault . david : no , that was not your fault , it was greg madden 's fault . and he 's the one that should burn in hell . i understand why you stayed away . i know why you did n't come home without your little girl . because you 're you , dixie . and thank god . i mean , my only regret -- dixie : ah , you only have one ? that must feel amazing . david : my only regret is that you did n't come home sooner and ask for my help . i want to give you everything , dixie . i do . your child , your life . i do want you to have it all . [ scene_break ] workman : watch out for the mud . drainage pipe backed up , soaked this area pretty good . jonathan : ok . thank you . we 'll be careful . amanda : ugh . well , still not the right shoes for mud . too late . so were you guys here the whole time , through the storm ? lily : it was more like showers with distant thunder . jonathan : we had a great time . lily : my husband and i teach each other things . amanda : i am so happy for both of you . lily : why are you happy for us ? amanda : because . you said you wanted to be together when everyone said you should n't , and now you are . so you proved that you were right . lily : but what about you ? have you changed your mind ? do you want jonathan as your boyfriend now ? amanda : well -- lily : well , why is that funny ? it 's not funny to me . amanda : no , i 'm sorry , lily . no , no , no . i did n't change my mind . i do n't want jonathan as my boyfriend . jonathan : what made you think that , lily ? lily : she kissed your face and said that you look great . amanda : he does . lily : so you do want him ? amanda : lily , part of the reason i like jonathan is because he 's so good for you . you guys make each other laugh . and i really like him , but i am not interested in him romantically . jonathan is your great guy , and he always will be . lily : yes , he will be . and our marriage vows specifically stated `` until death do us part . `` jonathan : which is going to be a really long time . lily : yeah . amanda : well , in the meantime , i would really like to hang out with you two and play fifth wheel , maybe be your best friend . lily : oh , i 'm sorry , you ca n't do that . amanda : oh . ok . can i ask why ? lily : because jonathan and i are each other 's best friends . [ scene_break ] erin : tell you what 's really going on ? meaning ? what , meaning i could n't possibly want to back away from the you - me thing ? aidan : well , it sounds to me like you do . i just want to know why . erin : i -- aidan , i told you why . oh . what , should -- should it have been bigger ? more dramatic ? because , sorry , my life has got enough drama in it right now -- which is the point . and you -- look at you . you 're just as busy as i am . you got stacks of papers and files and your partner 's daughter missing out there in the world somewhere . you should be concentrating on kate , not me . aidan : i have been concentrating on kate . i 'm doing as much as i can as often as i can . and then i like to stop and i like to think about the woman that i love . until 10 minutes ago , she loved me back . so can you see why i 'm -- i 'm feeling like i 'm missing something here ? erin : no , aidan , please . do n't make this any harder than this is for me . please , just -- aidan : all right . ok . ok . for the record , i love you . erin : i know , i know . i just -- i just -- i ca n't right now . i 'm just -- i need time . i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] j.r. : check it out . j.r. chandler , the master of too damn much . too much anger , too much booze . too many things i did n't have the guts to say . and you , the woman who deserves more than my way too much . what do you get instead ? you get to worry about me being plastered . completely out of it , not knowing whether or not i 'm going to cause trouble . babe : the fight that you have -- it is long and ugly . and all i keep thinking about is you telling me about your sister and all the stuff that happened to hayley because of booze . and now here you are , and all i want to do is , i just want to help . j.r. : you do . by still being here . babe : yeah , but i want to do more . i got into it with kendall today . j.r. : about what ? dropping the charges ? babe : partly . and partly because she wants fusion to open a bar . j.r. : smart move . branding the fusion lifestyle . babe : i know , it 's -- it 's a great idea . j.r. : but you did n't tell her that . babe : all i kept thinking about was -- was company parties and an open bar and you there in your gray armani . j.r. : temptation . babe : how could i do that to you ? j.r. : babe , you ca n't protect me from every bottle in the world . you ca n't fight this for me . babe : but i care about you . j.r. : i know you do . and that 's why i trust you with josh , fusion , and any other decision that you 're going to make . we love each other . we 'll get through the rest of this , no matter what it is . [ scene_break ] dixie : i do n't know why you would do this for me . kate is n't even your child . david : i was there with you , dixie . after you found out you were pregnant , i knew what that meant to you , how far you 'd have to go to bring that little girl into the world . dixie : yeah . all the way to greg madden . i turned my dream into a nightmare . david : no , dixie . we are going to find your daughter . i do promise you that . because you 're not me . and i will never let you be me . and the choices i made with leora , with her mother -- the mistakes i made -- and i ended up losing them both . and the worst part was that i knew -- i knew what was best . i was more concerned with what her mother thought . so my best intentions turned out to be a death sentence for my marriage and for my daughter . i know what your loss feels like , dixie . i know that pain , the emptiness , the loneliness . and i will not let you go through it anymore . dixie : david , i was n't alone the whole time . i -- i had a relationship for almost a year . you still want to help me now ? [ scene_break ] tad : hayward tipped dixie to the lead ? how do you know ? josh : because i tipped dr. hayward . the silverstones were old friends of my dad 's . he mentioned once that he helped them adopt . it was a girl . time frame sounded about right . tad : could hayward be any more useless ? kendall : maybe he 's just obsessed with her . he found a lead and it was a way to play white knight . tad : sounds familiar . kendall : i 'm sure david did n't even bother to follow up . he just yelled `` road trip `` and dragged her out . josh : one problem -- he did follow up . i was there when he called them . and he knows damn well the silverstones ' kid is n't yours . song : `` hot dog , life is tasting pretty good `` [ scene_break ] greg : answer me . answer me ! where are you ? get me out of here ! you think this is the way to get to me ? hey ! you want me to drown ? you 'll never find out where kate is . if i die , my secrets die with me . where are you ? [ scene_break ] josh : hayward knew the scarsdale thing was a dead end . he told me to keep him posted if i remembered anything else . zach : did you remember anything else ? josh : that i 'm dying to tell you ? kendall : if not zach , at least tad . she 's his daughter , too . josh : look , i told you what i know . who knows ? maybe hayward wanted to be sure . thinks up close and in person , he 'll find out something else . tad : yeah . up close and in person 's exactly what he 's looking for . josh : hey , how are you doing ? any residual effects from the coma ? kendall : no , i 'm feeling good . feeling like myself again . josh : well , you look great . kendall : thanks . good . zach : slater . i need you to find someone for me . dixie cooney martin and david hayward . yeah , somewhere between here and scarsdale , new york . you let me know . [ scene_break ] dixie : i was n't alone when i looked for kate . not the whole time . there was a man . ok , what -- what are you thinking ? david : thank god . dixie : did you hear me ? david : yeah . yeah , i heard you . i hated that you were going through that hell alone . so yeah , thank god you found someone . just tell me that he treated you the way you deserve . because if he did n't -- dixie : what , you going to want to beat him up ? are we even having this conversation ? this makes no sense . david : of course it does . my god , dixie , what -- why would i want you to live a life of unending pain ? i hated what you went through , what you suffered . so how do you want me to react ? i mean , what ? `` damn you , dixie , for wanting to find some solace `` ? dixie : you would n't be the first . david : really ? well , then to hell with whomever had the stones to pull that . only you were there , dixie . only you knew what you had to go through to get by . how dare anybody try to hold that from you , or -- or blame you for wanting to have a few moments of peace . dixie : maybe people do n't -- like me do n't deserve peace . david : that is definitely not true . no one deserves it more . [ scene_break ] amanda : ok , i have an idea . how about i be your second - best friend ? or third ? you know what ? if i 'm somewhere in the top 10 , i 'm good . lily : oh , are there rules for second - best friends ? jonathan : no . no , we can make some up . amanda : i have one . second - best friends are in charge of filling celebration gaps . you guys got married and never had a wedding reception . so it 's my job to make that happen . and i say we do burgers and fries , no ketchup , at bj 's . lily : oh , i 'd like that . jonathan : all right . let 's go ! erin : jonathan , hi . jonathan : hey , erin , hi . erin : hi . jonathan : you -- hmm -- what are you doing here ? erin : um -- i -- you told me you were planning a picnic . i was n't sure if you 'd still be here after the rain , but -- do you have a minute ? amanda : uh -- lily , why do n't you wait with me in the car for your husband , and you can tell me about your wedding . i never got the details . jonathan : well , i 'll be there soon , ok ? lily : right . well , i had a bouquet of yellow , pink , and purple flowers . and there were some people there that did n't even seem like they liked each other and wanted to get married . jonathan : erin -- well , hey , hey , hey , what 's going on ? what , did something happen ? erin : no . you know what ? i 'm a little sick of me right now . let 's do you . um -- how are you doing ? how -- how are you feeling and all that ? jonathan : well , lily smiles more than ever . i mean , i -- erin , i 've never seen her happier . erin : that 's lily , though -- i asked about you . jonathan : with lily so happy , how can i not be ? erin : even though you just did a -- a complete personality shift right in front of my eyes ? jonathan : that does n't matter . erin , how i have to pretend to talk or think does not matter . lily 's smile -- that joy that she has -- that 's it . that 's all i could ever want . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i do n't worry about you sleeping with josh . not because you 're not insanely hot . because you are insanely hot . and because you 're you , and you mean what you say . babe : are you worried about josh ? j.r. : hitting on you ? trust me , he 's never going to stop hitting on you . and i know that if he pushes you too far , you 'll take away his reason for hitting on anyone . you can be pretty tough when you want to be . babe : yeah , you better believe it . j.r. : i do , i believe it . and i trust you with my entire life . j.r. : i 'll make this work . babe : what you said to me -- about trusting me -- it means more to me than you 'll ever know . [ scene_break ] erin : you know , i -- i have n't seen you like this since -- i -- i do n't think i 've ever seen you like this . jonathan : no . happy , normal , sane ? erin : yeah . you were wrecked for so long . first , your spirit , and then , later on , your mind . but now , you 're -- the real you . you 're really -- you 're really happy . oh . [ erin sighs ] jonathan : that is so not you just being overwhelmed . erin : no . jonathan : i know . what 's going on ? erin : just -- me and aidan -- we 're -- we 're not like -- we 're not like you and lily . we 're not blissfully happy , you know . in fact , we 're not actually really a `` we `` at all right now . jonathan : you and aidan ? but -- the way he looked at you -- i mean , aidan -- aidan 's a great guy . what -- erin : i know . jonathan : hey , erin , did he do something to you ? did he -- erin : no , no , no , it 's not like that . aidan is -- he 's a great guy . he 's wonderful , really , but it 's my head , you know ? i just -- i really -- i need some time . and -- and if i act like preoccupied or weirded out -- it 's just -- it 's no big deal , ok ? i do n't want you to worry about me . jonathan : sure . after this conversation , i 'm not going to worry at all . what ? erin : look at me . i am fine , ok ? or i will be fine soon . all right ? jonathan : the worst liar in the family . erin : oh -- jonathan : you always were . now , do you want to tell me what 's really going on ? [ scene_break ] zach : that 's it , huh ? all right , keep looking . and when you find him , you call me . [ zach sighs ] kendall : so , what do you think david 's up to ? zach : well , like you said , the man 's obsessed with dixie . kendall : so he dragged her off to get her heart broken ? how does that help his cause ? zach : gave her hope . tried to cash in . kendall : cash in ? what , with thanks ? forgiveness ? sex ? drives you crazy , does n't it ? zach : yes , it does . kendall : i 'm sure tad feels the same way . that 's why he just bolted . i expected you to run out after him . zach : why do n't you just ask me what you want to ask me ? [ scene_break ] david : only you were there , dixie . only you know what you went through . and still , they 're trying to tell you what to do , what you d wrong , how to feel . dixie : that 's ok . most of the time , i do n't hear them , anyway . it 's been like that since i gave up kate . my eyes and my ears are always waiting , listening for kate 's voice or some news of where she might be . david : and i only made it worse . dixie : you have n't been so bad . david : oh , please . i just tried to blackmail you into loving me . [ dixie laughs ] david : and not just since you 've been back . even before you left . dixie : that seems like so long ago . david : really ? huh . not for me . you know how many nights i spent counting the million ways i screwed up with you ? and then the miracle happens , and what do i do ? get right back into business . `` you better give me a chance , or i 'm going to tell j.r. you 're alive . `` certainly not one of my better moments with you , was it ? dixie : huh . david : i am sorry . so no , i will not judge you . and no , i will not give up . and no , for once in my life , i am not asking for anything in return . huh . i guess on that note , i should just shut up and get some rest , huh ? look , i 'm -- i 'm going to go back to my room , and if you need me at all , just -- hey , dixie , i 'm sorry . i am so sorry . i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] jonathan : is this about me ? no , let -- do i need to talk to aidan ? erin : no , god -- i swear to you , this is n't about you at all . jonathan : ok , sure . i 'm back to being me , and you 're the only one that knows and ca n't tell anybody yet . erin : no -- jonathan : that has nothing to do with you breaking -- erin : no , i -- i 'm really happy for you . i -- but i -- i just -- i do n't get it . you make it work , despite the fact that -- jonathan : that i 'm -- lying ? erin : not telling the entire truth . jonathan : hmm . so is this about me and lily , or is this about you and aidan ? because i do n't -- erin : no , this is about me , ok ? i need to get a grip . i need to grow up . jonathan : hey , hey , hey , come here . do n't do that , do n't do that . ok ? after everything you 've done for me ? you took care of me for so long , and now it 's my turn . let me take care of you for once . you deserve to be a hell of a lot happier than i do . so if there 's anything i can do , no matter what it is , you 'll tell me , right ? [ scene_break ] greg : no , not like this , please . no , please , not like this . i do n't want to die like this ! no . oh -- stop . [ scene_break ] j.r. : let 's go home to our son . kendall : you care about dixie . zach : yes , i do . is that a problem ? kendall : i do n't know . is it ? [ scene_break ] [ dixie laughs ] dixie : it 's ok . david : what ? no , it 's not ok . look , whatever i said , i 'm just -- i 'm an idiot when it comes to you . [ dixie laughs ] david : look , i try to give you hope , and instead , i 'm -- all right , i 'm -- i 'm going to shut up , ok , before i make things worse . i 'm going to go to my room , and if you need me , just -- dixie : i did need you . and you were there . david : you 're not alone , dixie . do n't just hear those words , feel it . you 're not alone . dixie : thank you . hmm . [ next_on ] kendall : this is every fiber of my being fighting what everything inside me is dying to do . zach : which is what ? kendall : make you swear you will never see dixie again . dixie : i know what you 're doing . david : yeah .
david tells dixie he will help her find kate and has no intention of judging her for anything that she 's done . she finally agrees to trust him and they kiss . zach , tad and kendall all wonder where dixie has gone with david and why she 's chosen to be alone with him . kendall asks zach about the `` feelings `` he may have about dixie . jonathan and lily are happy together and run into amanda . erin comes by and privately talks to her brother after deciding that things are not working out with her and aidan . he can tell that she has some serious issues and is not ok . right then , amanda comes and overhears their private conversation which reveals that jonathan is not the same simpleton guy whom lily believes he is . greg is stuck in the box , soaked in rain and suffernig in agony . jr tells babe that he is willing to trust her .
annie : i did n't think we could really get away , just us and our family , but we did . ryan : yeah . annie : it was exactly what we needed . ryan : hmm . annie , thank you . ryan : mm - hmm . oh , wait -- hold -- hey ! annie : no , no -- ah ! [ annie chuckles ] annie : oh -- oh , oh ! ryan ! public place . somebody could -- [ ryan and annie turn around and see greenlee smiling and staring at them . ] [ scene_break ] adam : the $ 100 million the kidnappers demanded as ransom for my son is missing , just gone . so , if i do n't find it by tomorrow , i 'm ruined . so , you 're the federal bureau of investigation . investigate . fbi agent : you brought us in on this very late . i ca n't make any promises . adam : huh . do what you can . fbi agent : we do n't find this cash , you could lose close to everything . almost seems like you could live with that . adam : well , i -- i want the money . but if it 's gone , we still have what 's most important , do n't we ? my son , alive and well . [ scene_break ] j.r. : yeah , my father 's in with the fbi agent right now , then i 'm up and you 're on board . do you still remember what to say ? amanda : i gush about how brave you were when the scary men kidnapped us , but leave out the part how you set the whole thing up to take down your daddy and how your whole plan went to hell when your main man seamus wong took the money and ran . j.r. : keep it brief and do n't mention that name . amanda : you mean seamus , the guy who is smarter and richer than you are ? j.r. : if we do n't find wong before the feds do , we 're both going to go to prison , so do n't screw this up . adam : he 's ready for you . [ scene_break ] amanda : hey , hey , i need a favor -- a big one . aidan : well , good morning to you , too , amanda . amanda : look , ok , this has got to stay top secret . a man is missing , i need you to help me find him . his name is seamus wong . [ scene_break ] zach : mr. wong . i hope you had a good plane ride and that the jet lag is n't killing you . seamus : everything went exactly as planned . i think i 'm going to like it here in asia . zach : there 's a lot of people looking for you . now , i trust i 'll never hear from you or see you again . seamus : it was a pleasure doing business with you , mr. slater . everything ok in pine valley ? did you get your 100 million ? zach : yeah . now all i have to do is sit here and wait for chandler to fall into my lap . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i thought you kids were on your honeymoon . ryan : well , we 're back . greenlee : i had no idea . annie : what brings you out here so early ? greenlee : well , i like to take early - morning walks -- you know , clear my mind , let the fusion green ideas flood on in . i did n't mean to ruin your moment . annie : that 's ok . i mean , the honeymoon was heaven , but reality had to intrude eventually , so -- greenlee : believe me , you 're the last thing i wanted to see this morning . annie : so , kendall said that you guys found the signature scent for the fusion green line . congratulations . ryan : yeah , that 's great news . greenlee : yeah , the past few days , we 've just been on fire . di and babe , kendall and i -- off - the - charts chemistry . it 's like whatever was draining us of our creative juices just disappeared and , boom , everything clicked . annie : hmm , yeah , i know what you mean . it was great when we were away because there were no annoyances or -- or distractions , nothing bringing us down . it was bliss . greenlee : we went out last night -- the four of us , to celebrate at confusion -- oh , unforgettable . a night like that comes around once . it 's too bad you could n't be a part of it . ryan : yeah , right . so , you were out for a walk , and , you know , we 've sort of held you up long enough . greenlee : right , and i ca n't wait to get back to the office . you know , a fresh start ? it 's what we all need to get back where we belong . annie : ahem . ryan : oh . so , welcome back . annie : so -- [ annie chuckles ] ryan : and , uh , wait a minute -- where were we ? annie : i , obviously , need to get back to work , and when i do , i am not going to let her bother me one little bit . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] adam : oh , come on , stan , we go way back . never once have i hesitated to pull out my checkbook for you . just whatever you can afford . just -- it has to be fast . i have to pay back slater . then i 'll have enough time to straighten the rest of it out . at least listen to me . the man has the brains of a cactus . singer : but when i had you near before you went away i had everything how could i ask for more ? but now i 'd give anything to have it like it was before krystal : what do you what ? singer : nothing 's good without you adam : i was looking for the artiste in residence . singer : without you krystal : stuart is n't here . care to leave a message ? adam : yes . would you -- would you please tell him that i apologize for my brutish behavior the other evening when -- when you came by ? um -- i was -- i was a bit upset by a family emergency . i was abrupt . krystal : wait a minute , wait a minute -- what family emergency ? adam : well , it 's over now , thank god . krystal : all right , well , let me tell you something , adam . you were more than abrupt . you were downright nasty . adam : well , i -- i was beside myself with worry , which i foolishly took out on stuart and -- and i wanted to tell him that i would -- i would make up for it . singer : 'cause there 's no one quite like you krystal : all right . is there anything else you want me to tell stuart ? adam : well , yeah , just tell him that -- how -- how i appreciate his concern and -- and i 'm very grateful that he cared enough to -- to stop by and -- would you make sure that he knows how sorry i am ? krystal : you should be sorry . stuart was worried about you . adam : i was under extreme pressure . krystal : adam , you should be grateful that your brother cares about you . he 's the only one who does . singer : without you krystal : you 're a hard man to love , adam chandler . you should take what you can get . [ scene_break ] aidan : who is seamus wong ? amanda : the friend who took me to fiji . ok , we 're more than friends , ok ? i fell for him and now he 's gone . aidan : what do you mean , gone ? amanda : vanished . we had the most amazing trip in fiji , and we made plans to meet up at the valley inn last night and he never showed . i think something bad happened . aidan : how long have you known this guy ? amanda : i met him right before we left -- so what ? aidan : well , you do n't need a detective -- you need a better taste in men . this guy 's probably on another island right now with another girl . amanda : i am freaking because someone i care about is missing , and you 're insulting me ? aidan : mandy -- listen , you got dumped , ok ? it happens to the best of us . you need to call your girlfriends , not a private eye . you 're a great girl . there 's no need to be so desperate . amanda : look , ok . i -- i am sick of being used and thrown away like garbage . maybe i did do something stupid by falling for someone i barely know , but i still deserve respect . and if seamus is dumping me , fine , but make him say it to my face -- find him . aidan : wow . that is quite a plea . i thought you gave up on love anyway . amanda : uh -- things have changed . what else can i tell you ? aidan : oh , i do n't hmm , let me think . how about the truth ? [ scene_break ] zach : junior . you look beat . j.r. : yeah , well , my father and i have been up all night trying to track down your money . zach : i appreciate that . you want some coffee ? j.r. : the feds have been at my house since dawn . they grilled my father and then me . zach : well , i hope you gave them everything they wanted . i need a new lead . j.r. : well , actually , i think you have more to offer the feds than i do . zach : why do you think that ? j.r. : before this whole mess , you came to me . you gave me a warning , said i needed a heads - up , to watch my back . now , where would you get an idea like that ? zach : i hear things . j.r : yeah ? from whom ? zach : i do n't know -- it 's just there was a buzz in the street , and now looking back , it 's probably all about your kidnapping , right ? j.r. : yeah , yeah . well , i 'd like to look into it . who 's your source ? zach : i know a guy who knows a guy . j.r. : well , do your guy friends have names ? zach : yeah , my guy friends do -- they have lots of names and a lot of addresses , but they 're gone now . j.r. : yeah . why do n't you point me in the direction of another guy ? zach : here 's what i think , junior . i think whoever grabbed you needed some muscle . it was a big payday for somebody , they 're probably bragging about it . my question is , who do you think did the hiring -- inside job , maybe ? j.r. : seamus wong , my right - hand man at chandler enterprises . he 's mia -- nobody seems to know where he is . i ca n't get him on the phone . maybe he was grabbed , too , or maybe he has your cash . have you heard any buzz about him ? zach : seamus wong ? j.r. : hmm . zach : nope . does n't ring a bell . [ scene_break ] singer : so you 've made some big mistakes well , that may be true ava : oh , excuse me . hi . i heard you just opened . i 'm looking for a job . krystal : oh -- well , lily , honey , i 'm sure you would be our hardest worker , but we do n't have a back room like confusion . are -- are you sure ? ava : oh , i -- i 'm not lily . i 'm her half sister , ava . krystal : what ? you are the spitting image . ava : mm - hmm . krystal : pleased to meet you . ava : you , too . so , um , are you looking for help ? krystal : well , sure , but , i mean , forgive me , but why would i hire you ? ava : is n't the lily connection enough ? krystal : i 'm afraid not . you 're going to have to sell me all on your own . ava : ok . um -- well , i 've actually never worked in a bar or a restaurant before , and i was n't very good in school . but , i 'm really smart at other things , like i 'm really good with people -- people love me . krystal : well , do you have any references , anybody that can back up what you 're telling me -- other than lily ? ava : definitely . um -- you can ask di henry . we 're really good friends . i just moved in with her at wildwind . krystal : why do you want to work at the comeback ? ava : because i need money . but that 's only part of the reason . i -- i really want to make my sister proud . we 're just starting to get to know each other , and i wanted to impress her , so i told her that i had a really good job . this could be it . singer : you may be mature beyond your years but you 're much too young for dying [ through the window , krystal spots lily sitting outside ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : if you do n't get your ransom , you get a minority stake in chandler enterprises . would n't you be happier if you got your $ 100 million back ? zach : yeah , of course . it would be a lot easier to run my company . j.r. : then why do n't you do something about it ? zach : ay - yi - yi . it 's not my fault that you got kidnapped or that your daddy came to me to borrow the ransom money . now , adam and i have a deal , and if he does n't pay me back by tomorrow , everything that he 's worked for becomes mine . you have a problem with that , talk to the genius who put this thing in motion . j.r. : oh , that 's just fine . you do n't want to work with us , then work with the fbi . zach : did you mention to the feds about this seamus wong character ? j.r. : no , actually , i just thought about that on my drive over here . zach : bet you guys were pretty tight , huh ? j.r. : yeah , he was my go - to guy at chandler , like i said . zach : and you still think that he screwed over the big boss ? j.r. : i do n't know . there 's a lot about this mess that 's a whole mystery to me , like why you came to my rescue . you hate me , you want me dead . zach : but you 're not dead . you 're alive . be grateful . j.r. : you put up the money , and i want to know why . [ scene_break ] singers : the moment you pull your head out of the dirt you can join the life of the living krystal : ok , you 're hired . ava : oh , yes ! krystal : you can start today , you can wait tables . we 'll see how that goes and take it from there -- maybe i 'll even put you behind the bar . ava : thank you so much . you wo n't regret it , i swear ! krystal : uh , why do n't you get yourself an apron back in the back there ? right through that door . [ scene_break ] sean : 300 hours of community service . jack : listen to me -- that judge did not have to see that as a misdemeanor or you as a juvenile . you , my friend , were lucky . sean : look , i -- i know you had to pull a lot of strings , uncle jack , and that was -- that was really cool of you , so thank you . jack : you 're welcome . lily : i 'm sorry i did n't come to your sentencing , sean , but courtrooms tend to get very crowded and it reminds me of a time in my life that i want to forget . jack : well , you were n't the only one to miss the festivities . erica did n't show up , either . i left quite a few messages , but i never heard back from her . ava : what 'll it be , you all ? lily : is this your new job ? ava : mm - hmm . what do you think ? lily : it 's very impressive . i would like a grilled cheese and ginger ale , please . ava : coming right up . what about you ? sean : i would like my wrecked summer back . [ scene_break ] zach : you want to know why , why do n't you ask adam ? j.r. : i 'm asking you . zach : he needed help , i helped him . that 's the kind of guy i am . j.r. : yeah , you just did it out of the goodness of your heart , yeah . zach : sure , why not ? j.r. : yeah , helping out chandler -- is that your charity of choice ? give me a break . zach : did you see your father 's face ? you see how relieved he was that you were still alive ? he put everything on the line for you , everything he worked for , everything he owned , because he realized it was worthless without his loyal , loving son . j.r. : you did n't care about my father , how he felt . it was all business to you . zach : i did you a favor . say `` thank you `` and go away . j.r. : i almost killed your wife . and now , you 're my savior ? does n't make any sense to me . so you 're telling me kendall was on board the whole time when you gave my father the ransom ? zach : i did n't give him anything . it was a short - term , high - interest loan with ridiculous collateral . j.r. : you want to sit here and blow smoke , that 's fine . but do n't come crying to me when you get a slice of chandler and i 'm calling the shots . zach : excuse me . could i have a bottle of your best champagne , please ? waiter : yes , sir . [ scene_break ] amanda : why would i lie about the man that i love ? aidan : well , what do you love about him ? amanda : well , for one thing , he 's gorgeous . aidan : what does he look like ? amanda : he 's asian . aidan : how tall is he ? what kind of hair does he have ? is it short , is it long ? amanda : ok , i did n't take his measurements . aidan : where did you meet this guy , amanda ? amanda : he came into confusion , our eyes met , and the next thing i know , we 're in fiji . aidan : nice . what 's this guy do for a living ? amanda : he 's some bigwig money guy at chandler enterprises . he did n't tell me specifics . aidan : oh , come on . amanda : ok , ok . look , the truth is i fell for seamus , i did something really dumb . i gave him my father 's lucky coin and it means more to me than anything in the world . aidan : so you gave it to a complete stranger ? amanda : i was trying to show him how much i care about him , and i do n't care if he never talks to me again -- i 've got to get that coin back . it is very special -- and not just for sentimental reasons . i just found out that the coin was mis - minted . aidan : how much is it worth ? amanda : could be 500,000 , maybe as much as 5 million . and it -- seamus is such a financial whiz because he probably knew the coin was valuable , saw a chance to cash in . aidan : so this is about money . why do n't you just be honest with me , amanda , all right , and cut the `` i fell in love with him `` stuff ? amanda : think what you want . just find him . aidan : i will . i 'll find him , all right ? i 'm on it . [ doorbell rings ] aidan : i 'll get it . amanda : i got it . fbi agent : amanda dillon ? amanda : yes . fbi agent : fbi . [ scene_break ] di : i mean , i really think the fusion green scent -- it 's a gold mine , babe . babe : i agree , i loved it . and how much fun was last night ? di : yeah , right . babe : i have to say , even after all the bad times , it finally feels like we 're actually turning a corner and -- di : oh . babe : let me tell you , not just with fusion , with greenlee and me . di : oh , what -- she managed to get through the entire evening without insulting you ? babe : better -- she apologized for ripping me because i 'm taking the ged . di : greenlee did ? to you ? babe : yes -- yes , i mean -- and it gets even better than that . she wished me luck , right , which i am going to need because i 'm leaving early today to take it . di : good luck . babe : thanks . it 's weird , though -- greenlee and i are actually in this great place . greenlee : hate it . do your job or i 'll find someone who can . where 's kendall ? babe : she 's not here yet . greenlee : great . the entire future of our company lies on this one ad campaign , and she ca n't come to work on time . babe : ok . why are you so crabby ? what 's changed since last night ? [ annie defiantly walks in and stares at greenlee ] babe : hmm . oh . they 're back . [ scene_break ] ryan : i 've been looking for you . zach : hey - hey . ryan : why are n't you at the office ? zach : the world is my office , ryan . i 'm making money just sitting here . ryan : so annie and i just got back , and i heard that we missed something big at fusion . some big deal ? zach : well , the girls had a party last night . they 're going to put fusion back on track . ryan : right . and kendall and greenlee are cool ? zach : well , yeah , they 're very cool . you 're getting what you want -- one big , happy family . ryan : and you 're still having a problem with that . zach : i 'm waiting for the other shoe to drop . [ scene_break ] greenlee : so , back to the grind , huh ? bet it was nice to get away , spend some time with the family . annie : it was great . greenlee : well , if you need a few more days , please , take them . take as long as you want . if you and ryan need more time settling in , fusion will be fine without you . annie : ryan and i are good . i 'm excited about this new fragrance . ca n't wait to get started . greenlee : oh , i 'm sure , but -- um , well , just an fyi -- it might be difficult to just slide on in . i mean , while you were gone , we made tremendous progress , moved on . way on . annie : i did n't go trekking through nepal . i was gone for a few days . how much could have changed ? greenlee : so much . we got our groove back . found our magic that put us on top . and now that we have that magic , well , we 're going to need to sustain it . i need commitment and dedication . i 'm cracking the whip . annie : and you expect that to be a problem for me ? greenlee : no , i expect my employees to be here long hours , late nights , and weekends . i 'm not going to have time for a dabbler . annie : i can handle it . greenlee : but , annie , why should you ? i mean , playing the role of fusion woman and homemaker -- torn between the two , struggling to keep up . i mean , who could blame you ? annie : you want me gone . [ scene_break ] ava : i 'll be right back with your drinks . jack : ava , we just got back from sean 's sentencing . i thought you might be interested to hear the price he has to pay for his little mishap at the prom . i 'll tell you anyway . 300 hours of community service , which means cleaning the toilets , emptying trash -- all kinds of fun stuff , huh ? sean : yeah , should be a lot of fun when it 's 95 degrees out . lily : no , it wo n't . it will be extremely uncomfortable . jack : well , he wo n't be going too awfully far , because his driver 's license has been suspended for six months . and in terms of college , next fall , well , pvu is holding his application until he completes his sentence . lily : sean 's being punished for somebody else 's crime , someone selfish and cowardly . they should have to be punished , not sean . jack : well , of course , the guilty party could come forward . sean : do the right thing , admit they set me up . lily : i wish they would admit it right now . why are you staring at ava ? [ phone rings ] jack : barbara . back from your trip , huh ? how nice . sean is fine . yes , he ca n't wait to see you , either . i 'll bring him over right now . bye . i 'm afraid lunch will have to be postponed . come on , guys . lily : i 'd rather just stay and watch ava do her new job . jack : ok , well , i guess i 'll drop my boy off , and then i 'll just come back to get you . lily : i prefer to just take the bus when i 'm ready . jack : ok . do n't be long , please . you , come . ava : well , i 'll go put your order in , lily . fbi agent : excuse me , may i borrow -- lily : do n't touch , do n't touch , do n't touch ! ava : hey , get the hell away from my sister ! lily : do n't touch , do n't touch , do n't touch . do n't touch , do n't touch -- [ scene_break ] adam : no , i have no time . that 's the point ! i need the money now ! j.r. : any word from the fbi ? adam : no , they 're dragging their tails , just like everyone else . j.r. : all right , now , just take it easy -- adam : yeah , i 'm -- i 'm fine . do n't worry about me . how are you doing ? j.r. : slater . adam : what 's he done now ? j.r. : nothing . that 's the problem . he does n't want to do squat to help us find his money . he 's just sitting there getting off on playing mind games . do you know what kind of disaster it 'll be if he gets his hands on chandler enterprises ? i mean , how could you even go to -- like somebody like that ? a lowlife like that to get help ? adam : all right . i needed money , he had money . what 's my alternative ? what , go borrow $ 100 million from the martins ? or maybe go knock on tad 's door ? tad does n't have a door . j.r. : yeah , but why would slater help us ? even if he had the greatest incentive , he had to know that this was the highest risk . why would he take the chance ? adam : well , i thought maybe he would be sympathetic . you know , one father to another father . j.r. : no , no , no , the man is ice . he 's got no feelings , especially for us . no , he had to have some other kind of motivation . adam : j.r. -- j.r. : something that was worth his while . adam : j.r. -- j.r. : what ? adam : the reason i borrowed the money from slater is because we 've been working together for some time -- against you . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] krystal : your sister looks like she could use some company . singer : ever since i was a child ava : hi , lily . how 's the chow ? lily : it 's fine . ava : look , i 'm sorry that jerk touched you . people should just mind their own business ! singer : now i 'm older lily : i have autism spectrum disorder , and i do n't like to be touched . everyone else in here is normal . i 'm the one that does n't belong . ava : lily , that 's not true . have you ever touched someone , and it did n't hurt ? lily : yes , a few times . i gave my dad a hug on his birthday once , and i hugged jonathan when he was in the hospital . ava : what makes your dad and jonathan different ? lily : that 's a good question . i think it 's because i love them both so much . ava : i do n't think i 've ever touched anyone that i really love . lily : but you can kiss and have sex . well , what about your mom ? ava : i guess maybe when i was a kid , but for as long as i can remember , i 've been trying to get as far away from her as i could . lily : i can understand that . i always try to get away from people that touch me , too . is it a given that you 'll never touch anyone you love ? ava : not necessarily . here . open it . touch your reflection in the mirror . singer : yeah all i want is to be free free lily : it does n't hurt at all . ava : that 's good . now watch this . singer : take these chains off of me ava : lily , our hands are exactly the same . we can make a reflection , same as the mirror . singer : all i want is to be free all i want is to be free ava : all you have to do is just let my fingertips be your mirror . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i have no problem with you being here . annie : hmm , it does n't sound that way . greenlee : well , annie , you have a huge fan club here . obviously , you have a lot going for you . i 'm just not sure that your attributes are fusion attributes . annie : so far , they 've been working out pretty well . greenlee : you 're ryan 's wife . i 'm your boss . that could make things awkward , uncomfortable , like today at the beach . look , with me having such a hands - on approach here , you might misinterpret things . annie : like what ? greenlee , say that there 's a major marketing presentation on the same day that your daughter 's got a school play . you ask for time off , i say no , you could take it personally . annie : well , if something like that were to happen , emma 's father would go without me . greenlee : but you 'd hate that . the constant pull between ad campaigning and finger painting . wearing suits when sweatsuits are so much more your speed . it 's not fun . annie : you may not want me here , but you better get used to it . because there 's no way i 'm leaving . greenlee : there is one way . if i find that family time is causing you to be inattentive with fusion time , i could fire you . [ scene_break ] ryan : kendall worked it out with annie . i guess i 'm just hoping that greenlee does the same . zach : make peace with your new wife ? you do n't really believe that , do you ? ryan : everybody 's making an effort to let greenlee in except for you , zach . what is it ? zach : wait -- wait a minute . ryan : why are you out to get her ? zach : you started this when you jumped your motorcycle off a cliff . you wanted to be dead rather than be somebody 's daddy . ryan : that 's true , but that 's in the past . zach : but greenlee is n't . she 's right here , and as disturbed and desperate as she was when you walked out on her and she miscarried . that 's what forced kendall into being a surrogate , what forced me into destroying the fertilized eggs . ryan : forced you , huh ? that 's funny , because i thought that causing the blackout was your choice , and not a very good one . zach : i did what i did to protect greenlee and kendall from you . ryan : that 's right , the all - knowing , all - powerful zach slater never hurts people , never makes a bad call . zach : whatever . it all started with you . and now , the women we care about are fighting for their happiness . i 'm going to help them . i 'm still trying . ryan : here 's the thing , zach . you 're not god . you ca n't control everything . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you and slater partnered up to take me down ? adam : yeah . some weeks ago , i approached him for his assistance in a hostile takeover . he would help force you out , i would give him a minority ownership of the company . that 's why he put up the ransom . because whether we recovered it or not , he would still get his cut of the company . j.r. : but this was between you and me . adam : yes , it 's probably the worst decision i have ever made in my life , and i will regret it till the day i die . j.r. : so all of this buzz that slater was telling me , that he was hearing about -- watching my back -- that 's because you two were working together ? adam : yes , yes ! but the -- the kidnapping changed everything . who needs money ? i 'll make more money . but i only have one son . j.r. : all right . but we ca n't let slater win . we 're not giving up on this . adam : no . no , i guess this back for -- for turning on you . it 's -- it 's kind of , you know , ironic , is n't it ? huh . i was willing to lose you to -- to get my company back , and now -- now i 'm willing to lose my company to get you back . thank god it worked . j.r. : we need to think , dad . we need to put our heads together on this thing . adam : yes , yes , yes -- i 'll give you all the help i can with -- j.r. : that sob might think that he has shares of chandler , but i 'm in charge , and i will trash every single idea in the board meeting . he 'll be so miserable that he 'll be begging to get out of there . adam : i 'm afraid it 's not going to happen that way . j.r. : why not ? adam : because sometime ago , i encouraged slater to start buying chandler stock -- on the sly . lots of it . and once i hand over my shares to slater , you will be ceo of a company you no longer control . [ scene_break ] amanda : i am sorry about not inviting you in . i just have a lot of roommates . if they think i 'm in danger , they might kick me out . fbi agent : right . amanda : so is it ok if we talk out here ? fbi agent : sure . amanda : thank you . fbi agent : you were kidnapped by two men , correct ? amanda : yes , sir . fbi agent : did you get a look at their faces ? amanda : oh , no , sir . they were wearing masks . fbi agent : do you have any idea why someone would kidnap you ? amanda : i do n't think they wanted me , i think they wanted j.r. chandler . i just happened to be on a date with him at the time of the kidnapping . fbi agent : hmm . what is your relationship to mr. chandler ? amanda : we 're friends -- who date . fbi agent : did you and mr. chandler ever talk about his company ? he ever mention any disgruntled employees ? deals gone bad ? amanda : oh , no , no . j.r. never talks about business . i just know he 's rich , and bad guys like money . [ amanda chuckles ] amanda : hmm . fbi agent : is there anything else you might be able to tell me that would be helpful to our investigation ? amanda : i wish , but that 's all i know . fbi agent : will you swear to what you 've told me in a court of law ? amanda : of course . why would n't i ? [ scene_break ] lily : i do n't think i can do this . ava : lily , look at me . we will always be the same . my hands will always be like yours . safe . and that , you can count on . that 's a given . lily : how do you know ? ava : because we 're sisters . i can help you handle a small amount of change . and you can help me know what it 's like to touch someone that i actually love . [ ava and lily 's hands touch and intertwine as they smile ] [ scene_break ] annie : there is nothing inattentive about my work . babe and kendall made me head of marketing long before you decided to grace us with your presence . i know how to do my job . greenlee : you do n't make that call , the people in charge do . annie : you want to fire me , take it up with kendall . you can find her at home being `` inattentive `` with her child . but you know , firing me -- it 's not going to get you ryan back . [ scene_break ] ryan : annie will be fine . she 's tough . zach : she 'd better be . ryan : wow , you just do n't stop , do you ? zach : well , you got your wish . greenlee 's back in our lives . and now , your world 's going to fall apart . how was your honeymoon ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : slater knew that you were in a tight spot , so he pushed even harder . we 're going to make him pay . adam : yeah . first , we pay him . we get the cash in line to meet this ludicrous deadline . and then we talk recriminations . [ phone rings ] adam : stan -- you changed your mind ? no , i 've told you a thousand times , it 's -- it 's slater . zach slater . zach 's voice : the buzzards are circling . they can smell your blood . adam : the reason i borrowed the money from slater is because we 've been working together for some time . zach : seamus wong ? it does n't ring a bell . adam : once i hand over my shares to slater , you will be ceo of a company you no longer control . [ doorbell rings ] amanda : hey . j.r. : hey . amanda : i lied to the fbi just like you said , and i was good , too . the guy totally bought it . j.r. : ok , well , forget him , ok ? i know who has the $ 100 million -- slater . amanda : how ? j.r. : not here . amanda : well , why do you think it 's zach ? j.r. : he must have gotten to wong somehow , he turned him . amanda : can you prove it ? j.r. : well , not just yet . but slater 's not going to take everything from us . we may need a hail mary , but this game is far from over . [ next_on ] jack ( to tad ) : i 'm done with these childish games , you understand ? tad ( to jack ) : erica 's in the hospital . she was admitted last night . j.r. ( to amanda ) : i 'm as good as in prison now . colby ( to sean ) : my father can not keep me from seeing you . greenlee ( to ryan ) : you can fight it , but you ca n't change it . you 're stuck with me .
ryan and annie are frolicking in the sand when greenlee walks up behind them . adam meets with an f.b.i . agent to find the missing money . j.r. is on the phone with amanda giving her instructions on what to say if she is questioned about the kidnapping as adam walks up behind him . zach talks to his contact on the phone and seamus tells him that he is happy where he is and will stay there . greenlee tells ryan and annie about the new fragrance that she and kendall came up with for fusion . adam visits krystal at the comeback bar and pretends as though he is looking for stewart . amanda asks aidan for help in finding adam 's ransom money . j.r. confronts zach about the warning that zach gave him right before j.r. was supposedly kidnapped . j.r. demands to know who zach 's informant is . ava comes into the comeback bar and introduces herself to krystal . ava asks krystal for a job so that lilly will be proud of her . while carefully considering ava 's question , she looks beyond ava , and sees lily , who just seated herself at a table on the outside . greenlee comes into work and is , once again , on the grouchy side . babe wonders what happened since last night . within minutes , annie comes into work and they know what upset greenlee so badly .
carmen : well , one thing about this place , there 's not too much to pack when you check out . erica : so happy for you , carmen . carmen : i ca n't believe i 'm actually leaving this place . and it 's all because of you . erica : that 's what friends are for . carmen : thank god for you , erica kane . i am going to miss you so much . [ scene_break ] jake : hey , what have you got there , 240 ? aidan : 100 , but thanks for noticing . jake : hmm , want me to spot you ? aidan : no , thanks . jake : do n't want you to hurt yourself aidan : i 'm fine , jake . jake : all right , maybe i can work in with you . aidan : suit yourself . i 'll warn you though , i 'm a bit pissed off . jake : really ? anybody in particular ? aidan : yeah , richie freaking novak . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , richie is not going to get away with anything , all right ? just because he got bail it -- he will not escape the charges , annie , he wo n't . [ annie remembers ] richie : you come up with the bail money , and i 'll disappear forever , how does that sound ? ryan : baby ? richie : hold it , sis . i still need you to get me out of here , and you 're going to help me . how does it feel to know that you 're the criminal ? that sent an innocent man , your own brother , to prison ? to send him to hell for no reason . answer me ! ryan : hey . ryan : what is it ? talk to me , ok ? i can help you . [ scene_break ] [ knock at door ] richie : you know , it 's about time . cutting it close , are n't you , sis ? man : are you richie novak ? richie : yeah . man : here you go . richie : awesome . hmm , `` enjoy your freedom while it lasts . -- z. `` [ scene_break ] zach : do you remember the one - way trip we talked about ? yeah , well , it 's going to happen tonight . [ scene_break ] annie : it 's my fault richie 's out on bail . ryan : you had nothing to do with that . annie : they gave him bail because he had proof that i lied on the stand the last time they sent him to prison , ryan . ryan : you told me that you did what you had to do , annie , and i trust that . you had him off the streets for seven years . annie : yeah , and now where is he ? back on the streets because of me . ryan : not for long . annie : you said it yourself , ryan , he is too good at -- at getting away with things . i mean , we have zero proof about what he did to greenlee and zach . we know that , but they do n't have proof about it . and what about all the j.r. stuff ? what do they have except for a prostitute 's testimony ? ryan : what are you talking about ? they have dna evidence . they have j.r. 's dna inside richie 's body . annie : i know , and they also have j.r. 's really bad reputation . i know that richie can spin this so that he 's somehow the victim . ryan , he 's going to get away with this again . i have a feeling . i know he 's going to get away with this . [ cell phone rings ] annie : oh , it 's -- it 's emma . i told her to call me when she got back from the movies with kathy . hi , sweetie , how was -- how was your time with kathy ? richie : where the hell are you ? annie : oh , good , good , i 'm so glad . i am just sitting here with your daddy . richie : get rid of him and get the hell over here . annie : i 'm not sure if i 'm going to be able to do that , honey . richie : well , you better find a way , pumpkin , otherwise daddy 's going to have a big surprise tonight . not only is he going to find out that you paid my bail , but that his baby makers are still fully functional . annie : ok , i 'll do my best . richie : your best is helping me escape tonight . so do n't take too long . annie : i wo n't . ok , your daddy sends his love . ryan : let me say goodnight to her . richie : give him an extra special kiss for daddy for me . annie : well , emma -- emma , hold on -- oh , oh , she hung up . you know it sounded like they were having so much fun , you know , playing with their dolls , and you know , girls ' sleepovers . well , um , i guess the best thing i should probably do right now is go back to fusion , because i know the ladies are pulling an all- nighter there . you know , they 're revamping that whole pr campaign , and i know greenlee and kendall , knowing them , are probably wondering where i am , so -- ryan : whoa , whoa , whoa , hold on a second . greenlee and kendall know exactly what you went through today . they will understand . if you stay home which is what you 're going to do , i 'm going to run out , get a little take out , maybe get a bottle of wine , and you and i we 'll just forget everything . annie : that -- that -- ryan : doctor 's orders . annie : ok . ryan : i wo n't be long . annie : bye . ryan : bye . [ scene_break ] erica : there , look out , world , here comes carmen morales . carmen : wow , perfect , thank you . erica : you 're welcome . carmen : i am leaving this place . hopefully , never come back . erica : not hopefully , definitely . my bet , they 're going to drop those charges against you the first day of the retrial . hey , no more doubts . carmen : i just do n't want to disappoint you . what if adam chandler does n't like me ? what if i ca n't do the job he expects me to do ? erica : well , of course , you 're going to be able to do it . you 're going to be great . carmen , this is your new beginning . i want you to just grab onto it with both hands and embrace it and make yourself the wonderful life that you have dreamed of . i mean , ok , as for adam , he 's probably going to growl a time or two , but you know what ? i know he will be fair to you , because he must have some redeeming qualities , or i would n't have married him . carmen : wait a minute . you were married to him ? he 's an ex ? erica : oh , he 's a double - ex , actually . you did n't know that ? carmen : there have been a few , superstar . i ca n't remember them all . erica : well , i do . because i do . carmen : especially jackson . erica : yeah , you know what ? adam -- i am sure that you are going to figure out very quickly how to handle adam . carmen : but he 's a powerful , like , gazillionaire . how am i ever going to handle him ? erica : you just be yourself . i just know that you are very quickly going to let him know that he ca n't push you around . listen to me , jack 's going to be here any minute to pick you up . you better put on your civvies . you 're going free . [ scene_break ] jake : i heard about novak getting out on bail . aidan : you know what he did ? he represents himself , and he gets off . and now he 's back on the streets of pine valley . jake : do n't worry , it wo n't last long . how 's greenlee taking it ? aidan : we do n't talk . in fact , she wo n't talk to me . jake : well , that wo n't last long either , you know ? aidan : what , have you got a crystal ball in your pants , or something ? jake : you know , she talks to me . aidan : well , well , that 's really interesting . jake : yes , it is . this whole town is like six degrees of separation . you know ? well , anyway , i talk to her , she talks to me , and , of course , she 's pissed off about the kendall thing . who would n't be ? but you know what ? she 'll get over it . aidan : says her new best friend . jake : uh , roommate . she asked me to move in , and i agreed . [ scene_break ] krystal : tad . tad : what ? krystal : you know we do n't get colby babysitting for us every night . we finally got some alone time here , and you are sorting out those photographs . tad : i know , honey , i know , i promise you just one more second , ok ? krystal : you 're really having fun with that . tad : oh , man , digital photography 's the bomb . it 's amazing . it 's up there with video games and sportscasts in hd . there are many reasons i 'm happy that i 'm alive in this century . krystal : how many pictures do you have on that thing ? tad : not enough . look at this one . krystal : how cute . oh , what an angel . tad : or better yet , watch this . here , i think -- where is it ? here , this one . i think this one will work much better . krystal : oh , oh , i love it . tad : mm - hmm . krystal : work for what ? tad : never say never , darling . i 'm about to undertake something i vowed i would never do . pictures starring -- christmas cards starring the kids . yeah ? all i got to do is get the perfect candid shot . or better yet , you know , i could stage it . could set them up there on the couch . dress them up like elves with red and green . get a couple of dogs like a chihuahua and a great dane . put the antlers on them , with the bell , feliz navidad , huh ? krystal : please -- tad : see what i did there ? krystal : feliz navidad , yeah , yeah . tad , tad , it 's june . tad : yeah , i know . i 'm just planning ahead . i 'm going to take pictures all the way up to december . then all i 've got to do is weed out the good ones as i go along . or better yet , you know what i could do ? i could write us up on of those newsletters you send out to your friends and family , stuff it in there . you know , about the blessings for 2008 ? dear friends , got shot , almost died , came back , found my daughter . merry christmas , good stuff , martin . krystal : you really are happy , are n't you ? tad : happier than i 've been in a long time . why not ? i 've finally got both my girls under one roof , and i got an amazing woman as a wife in the bargain . life does n't get this good very often . krystal : i 'm glad . tad : are you worried about something ? krystal : no . tad : yeah , you are . krystal : no , no , no , no , i 'm fine . tad : krystal . krystal : ok , umm , yeah , i 'm a little worried about babe . tad : and richie novak ? krystal : yeah . tad : yeah . krystal : i mean , she got sucked into his whole mess . she really fell for his act . she finally wised up . she got enough evidence to put him away , and then they let the guy out on bail . tad : yeah , that 's true , but he 's got one of those monitor anklets on . they can tell where he is at all times . you do n't have to worry about richie , he 's not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] zach : no , what i need from you is to have the cambias jet ready . that 's right , and a pilot standing by . uh - huh , and i 'll call you when i get there . right , you can do that . i do n't care what you file for flight plan , because we 're going to change it when we take off . thank you . [ knock at door ] zach : yes ? ryan : i am glad you 're still here . zach : how can i help you ? ryan : i need to know what you intend to do about richie novak . zach : what i intend to do ? ryan : i want to make sure we 're not working at cross purposes , zach , because if richie skates on these charges i intend to kill him . [ scene_break ] tv reporter : there were audible gasps in the courtroom when judge charles drynan agreed to the petition for bail . novak , representing himself -- [ knock at door ] tv reporter : surprised the court with documented proof that his previous -- richie : just in time . tv reporter : seven years spent behind bars was all a miscarriage of justice -- richie : hey , look , sis , i 'm famous . tv reporter : based on false testimony from his own sister , annie lavery of pine valley . novak is currently out on bail awaiting trial , but he is wearing a monitoring device at all times . in other news , erica kane 's one - woman crusade ... annie : let 's just get this over with , ok ? [ scene_break ] zach : all right . ryan lavery , serious about that ? ryan : i should have gotten rid of him when i had the chance . zach : getting rid of somebody and killing somebody is a different thing . ryan : yeah , i 'm very aware of the differences , zach . zach : oh , speaking of differences , i thought the major difference between you and me is that there are some things you just wo n't do . you have limits . you know , things you wo n't do under any circumstances . ryan : we 're talking about life and death here . he is a threat , he is a menace , he tortured annie , he tried to kill you and greenlee , and he keeps getting away with it . so , yes , i am on board . what is the plan ? zach : richie novak 's not going to make it to his trial . [ scene_break ] richie : i 'm a celebrity . is n't it a trip ? i mean , i should have been a lawyer , sis . this entire goofy town is in awe of my lawyering abilities . annie : you should have been a lot of things , richie . richie : yeah , well , come on , lighten up , celebrate with me . annie : there 's nothing to celebrate . richie , i did everything you asked , ok ? i gave you the money that you needed for bail . richie : you did a lot more than that . i mean , you went above and beyond , sis . you were fantastic on that stand today . it was just perfect . just enough amount of shame and a hint of anger . it must have been really hard to out yourself as a liar like that , huh ? annie : you could have warned me that you were going to do that . richie : if i warned you that i had proof that you lied eight years ago , would you have given that same humiliated reaction ? i do n't think so . the judge ate it up . annie : yeah , well , the judge is going to regret his decision when you jump bail . richie : eight years , still no apology . annie : i want it finished between us , ok ? once and for all , richie . richie : this breaks my heart , sis , knowing i 'm not going to see you again . annie : just stop it , please . please stop , just do what you have to do . richie : ok , look , i 've got an idea . all right , i 've got an idea and just hear me out before you say no . i want you to come with me . annie : what ? richie : come on , come with me . you and i together again , it could be like old times . you know , i would be the one coming up with all the wild ideas . you would keep my feet on the ground . we would be unstoppable . it would be fun . annie : you really are crazy if you actually believe that . richie : no , annie , you 're the one who 's crazy if you think you have a future with lavery . annie : i do have a future with ryan if you keep your part of the deal . richie : it does n't matter whether i 'm here or not . that self - righteous sob is guaranteed to find you out . [ scene_break ] ryan : so , you do intend to do something about it ? well , i think -- zach : i did n't say that . i said that richie novak was not going to make it to his trial . that 's what i said . he 's going to go and make a run for it . ryan : and how do you know that ? zach : well , i got to spend a little bit of time with him and , you know , when you push a man to his physical limit , you figure out what he will or will not do and i think he 's going to vanish . ryan : so , then why did n't you take care of him when you had the chance , zach ? i mean , after what he did to you , i would have thought you already had something planned for him . zach : flattered . ryan : you 've got more in store for him . i know you do . whatever it is , i just want him out of our lives , that 's all . zach : mm - hmm , so do i , and that 's why i need your help . [ scene_break ] aidan : so , when did this happen ? jake : what ? aidan : you and greenlee . jake : oh , me and greenlee , that 's like five years ago . oh , you mean the roommate thing . that just happened because , you know , i did n't have a place to live , and she offered me -- you know what ? i 'm going to tell her no . you know , if you do n't like it , i can say no . aidan : so , i guess you came here to get my blessing , is that it ? jake : no , i mean yeah . i mean , you know , sort of . aidan : am i getting this right , jake ? i saved your life and then you move in with my ex - fiancée , who just happens to be your ex - girlfriend , and you 're telling me nothing 's going to happen ? is that it ? i 'm supposed to believe that crap , am i ? what do you take me for ? a stupid idiot ? jake : no , no , i do n't think you 're stupid . i think that you are angry , and i think that you want to hit something , or someone . you know what ? you want to hit me ? hit me . go ahead , hit me . give me your best , your best shot . go ahead , crack me . give me a crack . [ scene_break ] tad : ca n't help but love them . krystal : thank you . tad : you know what ? i 've been thinking . thank you very much , i appreciate it . let 's scratch christmas cards . let 's go out and buy ourselves a brand new video camera . we could do like a whole big , you know , holiday dvd thing , huh ? it 'd be great . it 's perfect , tm productions , costumes , sets , the whole works . we can dress the house up like the north pole . you 'd be mrs. claus . nice little outfit , black fishnets , huh , huh ? i 'd be the head elf who has a thing for the boss ' wife . hire stuart as santa claus , adam as the grinch . krystal : earth to tad , earth to tad , come on now , what dimension did you jump into this morning ? tad : give me a kiss , and i 'm going to call it the pow of bliss . [ cell phone rings ] tad : the house . krystal : hmm ? tad : hey , darling . no , no , colby , hang on , hang on , just slow down , what happened ? you 're sure ? ok , yeah , we 'll be right there . we 'll be right there . we 've got to go . krystal : what , what ? tad : kathy 's missing . krystal : what ? tad : kathy is missing . [ scene_break ] jack : hey . erica : hey , we have to stop meeting like this . jack : yeah , well i 'm counting the days . jack : so , i guess , i guess carmen 's pretty excited , huh ? erica : yes , she is . she 's also very nervous , jack , so could you do everything you can to pump up her confidence on the way over to adam 's ? jack : you know i will . well , here she is . [ whistles ] you look like you just left the runway to me . carmen : thanks to erica . she picked this out for me when we were on the run . and did my makeup just now . and landed me a job , and gave me a whole new take on life , and has been the best friend i 've ever had . other than that , she 's been pretty useless . i just wish you had been able to get her out of here , too . jack : yeah , that makes three of us , but believe me , i 'm still trying . erica : no , do n't worry about me . i 'm going to be just fine . jack : carmen , i think we should get going . carmen : i just do n't want to leave you behind like this . erica : well , you have to , honey , because you have the whole , wonderful , new beginning waiting for you out there . carmen : i do n't know how wonderful it 's going to be knowing that you 're still in here . erica : it 'll just be for a little while , that 's all . now , go , go on . carmen : no , it is n't fair . i 'm not going , not without you . [ scene_break ] zach : after what richie did to you and your family , to greenlee , me , and my family , and after the system has failed us over and over again , i do think it 's time that we do something about it . ryan : when ? zach : tonight . i 'm sorry , did you have plans , or ... ryan : nothing i ca n't change . zach : good . because richie novak 's going on a flight tonight . [ scene_break ] annie : no , ryan is not going to find out . we are going to be happy again . i am going to get pregnant and have his baby , and you are going to do what you said you would do , richie , or so help me god , i will -- richie : you 're going to what ? what are you going to do ? are you going to call the cops and tell them that i 'm planning on making a run for it ? go on , sis , you just admitted to perjury in open court today . you know what ? you should call ryan . oh , that would really mess things up for you . so , i guess you 're just out of luck . annie : please , richie , what we have planned is already bad enough , ok do n't torture me . i have done everything that you wanted . look , and here is the money that you asked for . ok , i have held my part of the bargain , now you have to hold yours . richie : ok , i guess love is blind , deaf , dumb , and stupid . you know i am going to miss you , right ? thanks for the traveling cash . annie : and you wo n't forget what else you have to do ? richie : greenlee , out of your life . annie : she 's working at fusion tonight . richie : yes , yes , yes , i 'll take care of her for you . cross my heart and hope to die . richie : now turn around . annie : please do n't kill me . richie : sis , i would n't dream of it , but i have to make it convincing . [ scene_break ] erica : now you listen to me . i am going to be fine . you have a fantastic opportunity , carmen . you have a chance to build that life you always dreamed of . carmen : but , superstar , i -- erica : no buts about it . you have to do this , carmen , for yourself and for all the other women in here who dream of building a better life and for all the other women who , just like you , were wrongly convicted and never should have been in here . i want you to go out there . i want you to show them that you can start over . i want you to go out there i want you to just grab life by the handful . and i want you to just know that you 're making a whole , big life for yourself . and by the time i join you , i expect you to be buying me dinner , courtesy of your new expense account , ok ? and telling me all about your promotion . have you got it ? carmen : a dinner 's hardly going to pay for everything you 've done for me . erica : you being happy , that 's going to be my thanks . and please just continue to be my really good friend , ok ? carmen : always . erica : ok . guard : morales , time to process you out of here . carmen : i love you . erica : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] tad : colby ? colby : i 'm here . tad : what happened ? when was the last place you saw her ? colby : i -- she 'd been kind of quiet . i put emma and jenny to bed , but kathy wanted to wait up for you . she got upset when i insisted , so i let her leave the light on . tad : how could you lose her ? how could you -- how could you let something like this happen ? colby : i am so sorry . i feel awful . krystal : we 'll find her . we 'll find her . tad : kathy . kathy ! krystal : it 's going to be ok . i know she 's going to turn up around here somewhere . she will . tad : all right . let 's just check outside , ok ? you , get on the phone to the police . kathy . kathy . [ scene_break ] jake : bare fists , all right . you want some gloves ? does anybody have boxing gloves ? i 'll get you some gloves and , you know , it wo n't hurt me as much . aidan : i 'm not going to hit you , jake . jake : oh , thank you . my jaw and the rest of my face thanks you . aidan : i 'm just mad at myself , all right ? because i want to be there for greenlee , and i ca n't . it 's my fault anyway . i 'm the one that caused this mess . jake : well , i , you know , i understand . i 've been there myself . and there 's always some moron , you know , just doing stupid stuff like , you know , `` hey , time heals everything , `` and `` women are like buses , there 's one on every corner . `` but , you know , when it comes to love , the whole thing just sucks . it does . aidan : you know what the worst thing is ? she pulled the classic on me . `` i just want to be friends . `` jake : oo , yeah , that 's not good . that 's not -- that 's not good . i mean , maybe , maybe , you know , you could be friends 10 years from now , let 's say . but no . aidan : i ca n't do it , jake . i ca n't just be friends with that woman . jake : of course , you ca n't . are you kidding ? look , i 'm a jerk . i 'm sorry . i should n't have even thought about , you know , i should not have thought about moving in with her . i 'm sorry . i 'm going to talk to her . i 'm going to say , forget it . aidan : no , no . you know what ? i want you to move in with her . do it . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] annie 's voice : hi , ca n't get to the phone right now . leave a message . ryan : hey , it 's me . i left a message for you at home as well . i do n't know if you 're in the shower or something , but i totally forgot that i have something really , really important tonight that i should not miss , and if it 's ok with you , i 'm not going to cancel . i know you 've been talking a lot about getting some work done , so why do n't you do that ? why do n't you go to fusion , get some stuff done , and if you need me , just give me a call , ok ? bye . zach : everything all right ? ryan : yeah , everything 's fine . zach : good . cambias jet is waiting and mr. richie novak has bought himself a one - way ticket . that 's all you need to know . and i 've got a feeling he probably does n't want to go with us , so that 's why i need your help . ryan : and what about the monitoring device on his ankle ? zach : we 'll cut it off . by the time the police figure it out , we 'll be at 30,000 feet . ryan : all right . so then what are we waiting for ? [ scene_break ] richie : bye , sis . thanks for all the laughs . [ scene_break ] jake : so now you do want me to move in with her ? aidan : yeah . jake : really ? why 's that ? aidan : because i trust you . jake : mm . you did n't a minute ago . aidan : greenlee needs friends . you know , friends that she can trust . friends that she can talk to when she feels that the walls are closing on her . she does n't like to be alone , jake . jake : i remember that . no offense . aidan : anyway , novak being out on bail , it 'd just be nice if she had someone there , you know ? someone close . jake : all right , well , i 'm flattered , and thank you . aidan : you 're welcome . jake : all right . so i 'm in , ok ? i 'd like to do a run . going to go do , like , you know , 100 miles . you want to come ? aidan : just 100 ? try to keep up . jake : right on . [ scene_break ] erica : carmen is going to be just fine . i know she is . but do me a favor , though , will you ? will you just give adam a swift kick in the rear if he 's unfair to her ? jack : any excuse to kick adam chandler in the ass , i 'm for it . erica : [ laughs ] jack : i 'm really , really glad that you made such a good friend in here . erica : i really did . jack : yeah , you did . erica : she certainly made things a lot easier in here and a lot more entertaining . i really am going to miss her . jack : you 're going to be fine . and do you know why ? erica : why ? because i 'm erica kane ? jack : because you 're erica kane . exactly right . because there is no one more determined , no one stronger , and no one more beautiful . erica : thank you , jack . thank you so much for everything . jack : i 'll be back soon . i promise . [ scene_break ] [ door closes ] colby : we searched upstairs again . the police are on their way . tad : i ca n't do this . i ca n't lose her . i can not go through this all over again . krystal : tad . look , uh , colby and i will call the police again and take a drive , ok ? all right . come on . tad : kathy . honey , if you can hear me , would you please come out ? i 'm so worried about you . come here . thank the maker . i was so worried about you . look , do n't you do that to me . ok , do n't you ever do that to me again , do you understand ? what is it ? do you miss your aunt julia ? your home and your room ? ok . i understand , sunshine . i promise i understand . i swear i 'm going to do everything i can to make you feel better . ok ? come here . [ scene_break ] jake : [ coughs ] wait . ok . i 'm going to hit the steams . aidan : all right . i 'll have a shower and then leave . jake : you 're a masochist . a masochist . but you made me run that last mile , and i appreciate it . anybody seen my defibrillator ? anybody ? forget it . time to go to steams . aidan : hey , jake ... aidan : nothing . jake : hey . i 'm going to keep an eye on your girl for you , and i 'll make sure she does n't get in trouble . aidan : thanks . [ scene_break ] [ door getting kicked in ] ryan : annie ? oh , god , annie . she 's got a pulse . she 's ok . annie , can you hear me ? hey , annie , annie . what is going on ? [ scene_break ] richie : well , surprise , ladies . i 'm coming for one of you . [ next_on ] angie : you will be pine valley 's chief of the po - po . zach : why were you here ?
carmen is packing up to leave the prison ; she will receive a retrial , and has been released on bail . flowers are delivered to richie 's room with a note that reads , `` enjoy your freedom while it last `` signed `` z `` . jake , and aidan come to an agreement about watching over greenlee . annie gives richie the bail money , and now wants to know what else he wants . annie feels that it is her fault that richie is back on the streets . richie tells her that she is crazy if she thinks she has a future with lavery .
taylor : we are such different people . he said it to me a million times , and i -- i feel like we 're trying to recreate this thing , you know ? it 's just not there . what do i do ? tad : you 're asking me ? i ca n't run my coffee maker . you 're right about one thing . i mean , it 's a sad story . i 'm sorry , babe . i wish i could give you advice . i do n't know what the hell 's going on in pine valley lately . i feel like i 'm never going to smile again , at least not until christmas . unless , of course , you care to put on a big red suit and run around screaming , `` ho ho ho `` like an idiot . taylor : that is a terrible joke , but i feel a little better . tad : and come to think of it , my headache 's gone . how did you do that ? taylor : it 's all you . tad : no , no , no , no , no . i 'm serious . that 's interesting . maybe the sharing secrets ? of course , the guy you should be sharing the secret with just walked in the door . brot : hey . taylor : hi . tad : hey . brot : hey , tad . how you doing ? tad : i 've been better . as a matter of fact , i feel like things are going to get a lot worse before they even approach better . i 'll get through it . it 's good to see you . oh , and , congratulations . tell you what . you can have one on me , ok ? brot : thanks . taylor : i 'm so glad you could get away , you know ? you 've been working so hard . do you want to get some dinner ? should we order drinks ? brot : no . taylor , i really think we should talk . [ scene_break ] annie : is there anything you would like me to talk about today ? therapist : i would like to discuss your relationship with greenlee smythe . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , thank you so much for joining me . colby : it 's kind of weird . what 's so important we had to meet ? adam : erica . erica , what in blazes is going on ? colby : this is why you called me ? i -- i have boxes to unpack . erica : uh , sit . you , too , adam . ok . no one is leaving this table until you talk . [ scene_break ] david : amanda , i am so sorry for all the pain i caused you and for anything that i did to bring on this tragic event . if i could do things differently , i would . if i could give you back your son , i would . amanda : make him stop . jake : it 's all right , honey . it 's all right . david : amanda , i mean every word i 'm saying . jake : just sit down . amanda : no . i ca n't . this whole thing is a sham . david : what are you talking about , amanda ? what 's a sham ? jake : this . this is a sham . you standing up here and now you 're asking for forgiveness and being a better person . it 's -- it 's a sham . you 're -- you 're the sham . david : is that what you 're talking about , amanda , or is it something else ? liza : oh , my god . the baby -- he 's coming . [ liza gasps ] [ scene_break ] taylor : i think we should talk , too . brot : good . taylor , -- brot and taylor : are you happy ? brot : because when i -- when i proposed to you , you had this look that just kind of came over your face . taylor : well , brot , i -- you just finished telling me that your feelings for me had changed , and i -- i did n't know if you were asking me , i do n't know , because we 'd been fighting . i -- brot : i 've got another question . taylor , do you love me ? [ scene_break ] colby : i 'm over this . dad and i are all talked out . adam : colby , let 's -- let 's get past this , ok ? colby : with more promises , more lies , more deals to win me over ? what 's the point ? erica : colby , you are mature enough to live on your own . you 're certainly mature enough to have a -- a civil conversation with your dad . colby : he was n't exactly civil when he hid all the letters my mom sent me and let me think she did n't care . adam : i -- i was wrong , all right ? and i 've -- as i 've always said , i did it because i love you so much . colby : so much you offered me up so that she 'd represent that whack job girlfriend of yours . erica : you did that ? adam : annie is not a whack job , and she 's not my girlfriend . this -- this is exactly why you got us together , is n't it ? to try to convince my beloved daughter to convince me to get annie out of my house ? erica : well , i do think it 's a shame after how hard you have fought to keep your family together that you 're going to let something like annie come between you . colby : just because you think she saved your life . adam : no , i know she saved my life . colby : yay for annie . she saved you . it 's just too bad for the people she killed , attacked , kidnapped , threatened . erica : your father seems to think she can be rehabilitated . adam : annie deserves a chance . colby : and she 's taking it . you 're rich . you 're powerful . she 's using you . [ scene_break ] annie : i was so jealous of greenlee . i had tried so hard to make ryan love me , hoping that he would look at me the way he looked at her , but nothing , and then all greenlee had to do was walk in the room . i was scared that greenlee would take ryan , and then take emma , and i would end up all alone . i guess that 's why i thought i had to kill her . i thought -- i thought it was the only way i could keep emma . therapist : but you could n't go through with it . annie : i had the gun pointed at her . my finger was on the trigger . all i had to do was pull it . therapist : but you did n't and yet you killed your brother . two threats , one you acted on , one you did n't . why ? annie : with richie -- with richie , it felt like self defense . if i did n't kill him , he would one day kill me . i knew that . he meant me harm . he went out of his way to torture me for years , and it was n't going to stop until he killed me , so i killed him first . i had to , for my little girl , so that i could live to see her grow up . therapist : this is a good place to stop . we 'll pick this up at your next appointment . annie : ok . thanks , dr. nolan . i 'll walk you out . aidan : nice job . annie : how long have you been there ? [ scene_break ] liza : oh , my baby . david : liza , just try to stay -- liza : no , keep away from me . i do n't want you . jake ? jake , please . jake : yes , i 'm right here . liza : help me . help me . jake : back off . she does n't you near her , ok ? [ liza groans ] jake : sit -- sit down . what are you doing ? what are you doing ? liza : ugh , the baby . minister : is there anything i can do to help ? jake : yes , father . you can pray for us all . just breathe . david : ok , how long are your -- liza : no , keep away from me . krystal : all right , look . she needs an ambulance . jake : she does n't need an ambulance . we 'll take her there ourselves . we do n't have time for an ambulance . tad : what 's this ? a floor show ? krystal : liza is in labor , tad . tad : what ? jake : she 's in labor . we need a ride . would you help us get her to the hospital . david : oh , wait a minute . you two clowns ? this kid will be born on the side of the road . just call an ambulance . jake : do n't call an ambulance . we 've got her . are you going to help me or what ? ok , breathe . krystal : just -- just breathe , liza . jake : breathe . amanda : you have to hurry . tad : you 're squeezing the stuffing out of me . jake : oh , just help me out . get her to the car . start the car . do something . tad : do n't you worry , honey . we 're going to take good care of that little bundle of laughs . [ liza groans ] jake : ok , ok . what are you waiting for ? let 's go . tad : i 've got it . i 've got it . jake : are you all right ? amanda : just take care of her , jake . make sure the baby 's ok . jake : yes , i will . [ liza screams ] krystal : well ? david : where were we ? [ amanda sighs ] amanda : we were in the middle of a funeral for our baby . [ scene_break ] jake : what the hell was that ? tad : what was that ? what the hell were you going ? liza : your wife was about to ruin everything . jake : i told you a month . i needed a month to get everything together . tad : excuse me , i 'm sorry . [ car honks ] tad : would you two beginners knock it off and tell me where we 're going to deliver this little bundle of joy ? jake : just go to the house . go to the house . it 's on the way to the hospital . tad : what do you mean go to the house ? jake : we 'll tell everybody that we had an emergency stop or something . tad : to what ? turn off the coffee maker ? i told you this was stupid . liza : would you just drive ? tad : hey , you . do me a favor , ok ? try not to deliver on the back seat . i just had the car detailed . liza : ok , not so funny . tad : actually , i -- i think it 's kind of hysterical , liza . because after you supposedly deliver , what are we going to do ? throw one of kathy 's dolls in your lap hoping they do n't notice ? jake : no . you are going -- you are going to go get the baby . tad : i 'm going to get the baby ? jake : yes , you are going to get the baby . tad : i 'm -- i 'm going to get the baby ? are you out of your mind ? jake : keep your eyes on the road . tad : it 's not bad enough i 'm involved . i 've got to go get the kid . jake : yes , she is in labor , right ? what happens after a woman 's in labor ? you 've got a living , breathing baby in her arms . you 're getting the baby . liza : this is going to happen . you guys , i 'm going to get my baby . [ scene_break ] colby : i do n't get it , dad . the whole custody thing , running off with little adam ? you go so extreme to keep our family together and then you just blow us off for a criminal . adam : oh , are you happy ? is this where you wanted it to go ? erica : i want you to reconcile with your family . adam : well , unfortunately my family does n't seem to be ready to reconcile with me . i love you . that will never change , and when you think you can forgive me my transgressions , i 'll be ready . erica : adam ? adam , wait . i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry . i just thought that maybe if you could talk -- colby : how is this any of your business ? erica : i just want to help . colby : i do n't need your help , erica . you 're not my mother . [ scene_break ] annie : you need to leave . aidan : i want to help . annie : aidan , i told you . i do n't need your help . aidan : right . you have adam , but adam does n't have this . annie : what 's that ? aidan : it 's a jamming device . you press a button , and you can cut that ankle monitor off right at the seam . annie : i could leave the property and nothing would happen ? aidan : yeah , you could leave the property , go and see emma . nothing would happen . you could come back , reattach it or you can keep on walking if you want . annie : why are you doing this ? in the courthouse , you were on ryan and erica 's side . you thought i should be locked up . it 's the only way for me to get better , and now you 're here waving this in front of my face . is this some kind of a test or something ? aidan : annie , no . this is not a test . i know you think i do n't believe in you , but i still do , and i know you 're not a danger to anyone . annie : you think i 'm sane ? aidan : i think you 're perfectly capable of living a normal life . annie : no . this -- this feels like some kind of a test . what 's the idea ? i -- i jam this device , i go see emma , suddenly the cops show up ? no more house arrest . suddenly i 'm back in prison . is that it ? aidan : look . annie , believe it or not , i want you to be happy , and i think you 're on the road to getting there , and i 'm not about to do anything to destroy that , ok ? you deserve to see emma , and ryan 's not about to let that happen . so use this , go see her , come back . no one 's going to know the difference . annie : i really want to believe you would n't lie to me . aidan : this is not a lie . it 's up to you . [ scene_break ] amanda : babies are supposed to be conceived in love , born in love , and this child was surrounded by anger , threats , and hate , so it 's no wonder he did n't survive . and if he had , what kind of life would it have been ? you want forgiveness after the months of threats , pressure , and harassment ? now you say that -- that you 're wrong , that you would 've done things differently . now you say that you want to be a better man . well , you know what ? it 's too late because i lost my baby because of you . so , you can offer all the apologies and condolences that you want , but i know the truth , david . if death had n't taken my son then you would have . so , wherever my child is , i hope that he is feeling loved , and cherished , and safe , and i thank god that he will never know the pain of being your son . [ scene_break ] tad : hello ? uh , mom ? uh , pete ? kathy ? hello ? ok , coast is clear . now what ? what are you going to do ? jake : uh , all right . i 'm -- i 'm going to take her down to the basement , ok ? tad : the man cave ? jake : yeah . tad : it 's disgusting . it 's not set up for birthing babies . jake : shh , i ca n't think . this is the address . ok , you go there , get the baby . tad : what is it , a drive - up ? ii mean , do i need , like , a password ? rumpelstiltskin ? liza : uh , tad , could you please hurry up ? we do n't have a lot of time . tad : we have all the time in the world , because all you have to do to call this off is tell the truth . liza : no . jake : no , no , no . we 're too far down the road . no , we 're going to make this work . tad : `` no , we 're going to make this work . `` fine . everybody will get hurt . jake : all that 's happening today is that she 's giving birth to a baby . we -- we will just -- it 's going to be fine . tad : and they call me a cockeyed optimist . jake : i 've got some other things i could call you . liza : oh , my god . this is really happening . i 'm so -- i 'm so excited . uh , what -- what are you doing ? jake : i have a feeling this could be a very hard delivery . you do n't know . liza : uh , you do n't get to drink . jake : really ? really ? watch me . [ scene_break ] pete : i 'm glad you called . colby : i had to talk to someone . [ liza breathes deeply and groans ] colby : who does erica think she is arranging a sit down -- jake : breathe . breathe . ok , ok . colby : uh , what 's going on ? [ liza panting ] [ scene_break ] david : amanda ? you 're probably right . i can talk about being a good man all i want , but if this baby had lived , i most likely would have done everything in my power to take him from you , and i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry for everything i 've done that has brought us here . amanda : it 's over . david : what are you going to do with the ashes ? amanda : um , i wanted to take them to sea and scatter them . krystal : i think that 's lovely . david : um , would you even consider -- i would really like to bury them alongside babe . amanda : is that ok with you ? krystal : he 's babe 's brother . i think it 's right that they should be together . david : you sure ? krystal : yes . it will -- it will bring you closure , everyone closure . [ scene_break ] taylor : the proposal -- it was so sudden . brot : i 've had that ring in my pocket since i came back from iraq , and the both of us know you 've asked me more than once when i was going to pop that question . i -- i thought this was what you wanted . taylor : what i want ? what do you want ? brot : taylor , i want you to be happy . taylor : well , i want you to ask me to marry you because you want to marry me . why did you ask me ? brot : i guess i thought if i made a commitment to our future it would help us get back what we had in iraq . from the minute i cut in front of you in the mess line , we were in sync . i mean , we knew what the other thought , felt . sometimes it seemed like we did n't even need words , and now -- taylor : now we ca n't seem to have a conversation without misunderstanding each other . brot : exactly . taylor : maybe that 's the problem . maybe we 're spending so much time trying to get back what we had then that we ca n't appreciate what we have now . brot : taylor , what do we have now ? taylor : it should n't -- it should n't be this hard to answer that . [ scene_break ] [ cell phone rings ] ryan : hello ? erica : ryan , how 's it going ? ryan : it 's going slowly . you 've got to stall adam longer . erica : i tried . he already left . ryan : are you serious ? last thing i need is him blowing in here . erica : why ? what 's going on ? ryan : i 've got to go . i 'll call you later , ok ? aidan : hey . what ? erica 's involved now , too ? [ scene_break ] [ liza moans ] colby : should n't she be at the hospital ? jake : no , no . there was n't enough time . colby : you call the paramedics ? jake : yes , i called them . colby : mom , you 're doing great . liza : yeah . jake : ok , let 's just make her comfortable . that 's all we can do right now . colby : would n't she be more comfortable upstairs ? jake : no , this is good . she likes it here . are you ok ? liza : uh - huh . colby : ok , what can we do ? pete : boil water , cut rags ? jake : go upstairs and just wait for the ambulance . colby : i 'm not leaving my mom . jake : yes , you are . right now . going . liza : no , wait . wait . no , jake , i want her to stay . jake : you do ? you want her to stay and witness the birth of a pillow , do you ? liza : she just asked for me to help . do you know how long i 've been waiting for my daughter to reach out to me ? jake : do you know how difficult this is going to be to pull off , do you ? liza : ok , one of the reasons i 'm having this baby is bond with my daughter . jake , she stays . [ scene_break ] david : maybe we should give him a plaque . did you give him a name ? amanda : i -- i thought about trevor after my dad or max just because i liked it , but i -- i never really decided , because i wanted to get to know him first . i ca n't believe he 's gone . [ scene_break ] taylor : how did we get here ? how can two people who love each other so much just not ... brot : connect ? taylor : connect anymore . maybe we should just give it some time . brot : time ? taylor , is n't that what we 've been doing ? [ brot sighs ] brot : when you said yes , did you say yes because you thought this could fix us ? or did you say yes because you were madly , head over heels in love with me ? [ scene_break ] amanda : i 'm sorry i lost it . krystal : you 've lost a baby . amanda : i should go . david : i really am sorry , amanda . [ david sighs ] krystal : another angel in heaven . david : [ whispering ] yeah . [ normal voice ] do you mind , krystal ? i would really like to be alone . [ krystal sighs ] krystal : look , i know you 're hurting , and i 'll leave you in peace , but i just -- i have to know . losing another child , has that changed you ? david : is it going to make me a better man ? i do n't know . krystal : you offered to buy the baby . would you have really done that ? i mean , if amanda had said yes , would you have really let her take that check and buy that baby ? david : look , it was n't really a serious offer , krystal . i was just acting out because of what happened with marissa . honestly i do n't think i could have lived with myself . krystal : you could have . i 've had to live with the choice i made with marissa . david : we do what we have to . [ scene_break ] colby : ok , you 're doing great , mom . you 're doing great . liza : [ panting ] oh , colby , you 're good at this . oh , i know these are n't exactly the best circumstances , but just having you here , i know that everything 's going to be ok . [ liza groaning ] colby : what 's taking the paramedics so long ? you talked to them , right ? this is ridiculous . jake : it is ridiculous . it 's ridiculous . you should go upstairs and wait . maybe -- maybe they 're going to show up . liza : no , no , no . i need her here . colby : i 'm not going anywhere . jake : really . really ? liza : colby , oh , we 're going to be ok , are n't we ? you , me , and the little baby ? colby : everything 's going to be great . liza : you 're not just saying that , right ? to humor a woman in pain ? colby : no , i -- i love you , mom . liza : oh , colby , i love you , too . that 's all i 've ever wanted to hear . oh , i 'm going to have my two babies . [ liza groaning and panting ] [ scene_break ] tad : hey , bet you were expecting a stork , were n't you ? well , i am , unfortunately , the best my idiot brother could come up with on such short notice . i may not have a beak and feathers , but once i was a chicken . actually , i 'm your uncle . well , but by marriage , not by birth , but that 's a secret , so we 're going to play that on the q.t , too , ok ? do n't you worry . i 've got your back . uncle thaddeus is always going to have your back . you ok with that ? [ baby squealing ] [ tad laughing ] tad : i do n't blame you . ok , hang tough . we 'll get you delivered . [ scene_break ] taylor : brot -- i love you . brot : but you 're not in love with me . that 's ok , taylor . i understand . taylor : because you 're not in love with me , either . brot : we 're finally in sync again . brot : taylor , you 're an amazing woman . and you have -- you have such an amazing life ahead of you . you really do . taylor : i already have an amazing life . look who 's in it . [ taylor and brot dance ] singer : the starlight hours pass and i look down at my clenched fist holding on wondering how i 'll forget like a sweet [ scene_break ] aidan : anybody else involved i should know about ? ryan : erica kept adam busy so that we could do this , aidan . aidan : think she 's going to take the bait ? ryan : that 's the plan . aidan : she 's taking her time , is n't she . ryan : did you -- did you plant the bug ? aidan : yes , it 's all taken care of . we can listen in the car . ryan : i 'll catch up later . i want to stick around . i want to see what she does . aidan : what ? no funny business , ryan . ryan : if annie makes a move on emma , i want to know about it right away . aidan : [ sighing ] all right . [ scene_break ] [ liza yelling ] colby : breathe , breathe . jake : ohh , oh . [ liza panting ] jake : oh , colby , you 're good at this . colby : i delivered jenny . give me some towels , scissors , thread -- it 's a piece of cake . jake : yeah . [ yelling ] would you like another pillow ? liza : oh ! colby : you want some ice chips ? pete can bring some down . jake : honey , could you come here for a second , please ? she 's going to be fine . she 's going to be good . i just need you to go upstairs now , ok ? colby : no way . jake : yeah , please . can you tell her , liza ? please tell her to go upstairs . liza : yeah , yes , yes , colby , you should go now . colby : i do n't want you to go through this alone . liza : no , it 's ok . jake : all right , good . can i just -- let me just do my job and , please , just go upstairs . please . because i did n't -- i did n't want to alarm you . i did n't want to scare you . colby : what is it ? what 's wrong ? jake : well , there 's obviously something . something 's not right here . colby : with the baby . jake : no , no , with -- [ liza moaning ] jake : just let me do my job . that 's what i say . please , please go . liza : yes , go ahead , colby . please go on upstairs . i 'm going to be ok . colby : the contractions are so close . the baby will be here any minute . i -- i ca n't leave you . liza : no , but you 're going to be right upstairs . that 's all i need to know . go . go , honey . colby : if you -- jake : you 're going ! you 're going . please , ok . just go . going , going , going , gone . [ liza moaning ] liza : [ whispering ] did you have to scare her like that ? jake : did you have to go into labor in the middle of the memorial service ? and let me tell you something else . your contractions , they 're way too close . liza : really ? jake : yes , really . liza : i want this to be believable . jake : oh , do you ? then slow it down . liza : i can do that . jake : slow it down -- good . where the hell is tad ? [ scene_break ] tad : you ok back there , huh ? well , i think you got lucky . you 've got your mother 's eyes . i should n't be able to tell , they 've been kind of red lately . ca n't blame her , either . i know she 's crazy about you . she loves you to death . barely even met you . she loves you so much , she 's willing to let you go . now how 's that for a concept , huh ? wrap your head around that one . i guess that 's the way it 's got to be . [ chuckling ] really , you drew the short straw on the father department , that 's for sure . so , i guess the way amanda sees it , the only way to keep you safe is to let you go . i guess that 's just the way that things have got to be for now , anyway . but you know what ? you 've got friends , kiddo . you 're going to be just fine . the only thing we 've got to do is figure out how to make your grand entrance . [ scene_break ] singer : only in surrender do we find our way oh , my soul why are we so afraid do n't you know listen for the twilight serenade [ scene_break ] erica : [ whispering ] what are you up to ? what 's going on ? ryan : it 's annie . aidan gave her a jamming device and bugged the room . erica : aidan ? can you trust him ? ryan : oh , we have to trust him . this could be annie 's chance . she could disable the ankle monitor and try to escape . we 're waiting to see if she takes the bait , but so far ... erica : nothing ? ryan : not yet , no . erica : well , i hope to god she does take the bait . i hope to god she runs so the police can catch her , and she 'll finally be back where she belongs . [ scene_break ] [ door slams ] adam : annie ? [ scene_break ] david : i 'd like to believe i meant what i said at the service . if i could do it all over again , i 'd leave amanda and the baby in peace . let them live their lives . [ sighing ] be happy for them , be happy for my son . now that -- that would be love , real love . why ca n't i love like that , krystal ? my love hurts . it twists , takes . i pushed you away . i made amanda 's life a living hell . and this baby 's death is my punishment . krystal : god does n't kill babies to punish fathers . david : then why am i forever burying my children ? [ scene_break ] tad : you know , i 've been down this road myself . i mean , not , you know , this particular stretch of road -- freeway , you know , concrete . actually asphalt , but you know , just sort of this similar circumstances . yeah , i had my daughter taken from me . yeah . i guess that 's why i feel so badly for your mama , you know . i mean your real mama . i know what she 's in for . she 's going to spend years looking in the face of every little boy she meets , wondering if he 's you . the entire time you 're going to be with -- with me , probably , playing with , you know , my daughters kathy and jenny . ah , i tell you . i do n't know how i 'm going to keep this secret . i just do n't know how i can do this to another loving human being , you know . it 's tough . yeah , it 's tough . but it 's just the way things are going to be for a while . i 'll tell you one thing , though . the day the truth needs to come out , i do n't care what liza or jake or anybody else says , i 'm going to be right there by your side , kiddo . oh , ho , you betcha . [ siren sounding ] tad : i just wish i could put you in your mother 's arms . [ sirens louder ] [ scene_break ] [ liza yelling ] colby : this is colby chandler at 3420 canyon drive . where are the paramedics ? my mom 's having a baby . well , just get here . amanda : liza 's having the baby here ? where is she ? pete : downstairs with jake . colby : he said there 's a problem . jake : i really do n't know how much longer we can keep this up . liza : [ scoffs ] well , it 's not like we can stop now . jake : well , that was because you made that choice for us , did n't you ? did n't you ? [ footsteps approaching ] jake : colby , what did i say ? please do n't come down -- oh , hi . hi . it 's amanda .
at the confusion bar , taylor lets tad know that she feels that she does n't love brot anymore . brot walks in . they kiss . at the chandler mansion , annie meets with dr. nolan . dr. nolan questions annie about greenlee . ryan watches the session from the patio . erica meets with colby and adam to try to keep adam occupied so that adam wo n't interfere with ryan and erica 's plan for annie . at the funeral , david delivers the eulogy for his dead son . amanda interrupts and starts to tell david the truth when liza feigns labor pains . all is pandemonium as jake and tad have to think of an alternate plan to this situation . aidan supplies annie with a device that will disable the ankle bracelet . amanda delivers her eulogy to the baby . david asks if the baby can be buried beside babe . krystal okays the burial . tad and jake manage to get liza to tad 's house and into the basement . jake orders tad to go for liza 's baby while he takes care of things here . ryan gets a call from erica to see if their plan is going as planned . taylor tells brot that she loves him , but not in love with him .
colby : [ laughs ] david : [ laughs ] well , i do n't know about you , but i definitely worked up and appetite . what do you say we go over to jane 's and grab a bite ? colby : mm . i kind of have a thing at the studio . i think i should go . david : okay . colby : [ sighs ] [ scene_break ] [ door closes ] jesse : hey . talk to me . zach : how is cassandra ? jesse : she 's resting . zach : how 's angie ? jesse : she 's hanging in there . what is this ? russian ? we need to get a translator in here . zach : we need to get you back to the hospital . that 's what we need . jesse : i - i [ sighs ] i will . first , i need to get you out from under this murder rap . zach : i appreciate you wanting to help , but we 're good . jesse : i need to help . you did not kill uri , zach . zach : i know . that 's why it 's not gon na stick . jesse : i till need to prove it . zach : for the last time , jesse , it 's not your responsibility . jesse : it is . zach : you are my friend , and this is so wrong on so many levels , but swear to god , i am gon na make it right . lea : jesse . how 's your daughter ? jesse : she 's had better days . better nights . zach : hey . i said i got this . jesse : what are you doing here anyway , going over confidential fbi files . zach : boss lady said it was okay . jesse : so the two of you are working together now ? lea : it 's a temporary arrangement . zach : ah , she says that now . lea : it 's very temporary . zach : jesse , she does n't believe that i 'm innocent , and i think she wants a piece of this . i ca n't blame the woman . lea : [ laughs ] and he 's delusional , too . one of his many winning qualities . zach : hey . go to the hospital . jesse : i -- zach : go to the hospital and be with your family . we 've got this . jesse : [ opens door and walks out . [ scene_break ] hunter : check out the action on this one . kyle : [ chuckles ] that 's hot . i got to share this . [ cell phone beeps ] girl : [ laughs ] mr. ronga : i have to step down to the office for a moment . i trust you can all behave yourselves alone for five minutes ... or else . [ door closes ] hunter : what a dumbass ! hey , miranda , you 're an artist , draw something for us . kyle : yeah . eve will even pose nude for you . eve : wrong . i do n't do [ bleep ] . hunter : guess it 's up to me , then . [ laughter ] kyle : hey , look . it 's miranda doing a dive into the lady pond with her bramwell girlfriend . [ laughter ] kyle : where 's your sense of humor ? [ scene_break ] aj : all right , miranda , honor student , got detention . heather : shut up ! why ? aj : i swear . out teacher , mr. ronga , he , like , went postal on her for being late . heather : ew , sounds like a total hard - ass . aj : i know . that 's what i said . but you know what 's weird ? she did n't even care . what ? heather : nothing . aj : nothing ? i 'm starting to think nothing always means something . what ? okay , miranda 's my best friend . if something 's wrong , you need to tell me . heather : if she 's your best friend , she 'll tell you . aj : what ? no , seriously . you 're starting to freak me out . heather : miranda did n't want you to know . aj : what ? heather : that hunter sent out a picture of her . aj : god ! are you serious ? that asshole ! heather : and me . it 's not real . it 's photo shopped , but it has our faces . aj : you know what ? just stop right there . are you serious ? why did n't she tell me this . where is -- okay , you know , i 'm gon na go find her . i 'll -- i 'll be right back . [ scene_break ] angie : [ whimpers ] how do you watch your child sweating and shaking and retching ... and there is just no -- not anything that you can do ! jesse : baby , you have been there right by her side . angie : no , but i was n't . when my daughter needed me the most , she was all alone . jesse : you ca n't blame yourself for this , angela . angie : she told me what those animals did to her . they pumped her with drugs . they beat her . they raped her ! jesse : stop it . stop it ! angie : they made her do a porno film . [ sniffles ] jesse : yeah . angie : you knew ? jesse : yeah . i saw a little bit of it online . angie : and you did n't tell me ? jesse : i could n't tell you , angie ! angie : what do you mean ? ! jesse : you were already dealing with too much ! angie : i 'm her mother ! i 'm her mother , and i had a right to know ! i had a right to know . anything else that you 're holding back ? jesse : i 'm gon na go out there right now , i 'm gon na find that footage , and i 'm gon na destroy it . i got ta head out there . angie : you ca n't erase what they did . they took away her innocence , jesse . they hurt her in ways that she will never , ever , forget , and i just want to know why . [ crying ] why ? why ? why ? why did this happen to my daughter ? why ? why ? [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] miranda : hey , um ... i - i was just looking for that `` walking dead `` dvd i let you borrow . i missed something in the second episode . so , um ... i was just looking -- aj : how was detention ? miranda : it was fine . got a little homework done . thanks . how was heather ? did you guys have fun ? aj : why did n't you tell me about that picture hunter sent ? miranda : did you see it ? aj : no . miranda : then how did you -- heather told you . aj : do not get pissed at her , okay ? i made her tell me , and you want to know what ? i 'm not gon na let him get away with it . miranda : that 's why i did n't tell you . you could get kicked off the baseball team . aj : hey . you want to know something ? you 're a lot more important than some stupid team , okay ? miranda : yeah , well , you 're the only one who thinks so . aj : stop , okay ? that is so not true . miranda : is n't it ? why does everyone at school hate me ? aj : listen . come here . miranda : [ sniffles ] aj : i do n't hate you , okay ? i do n't hate you at all . [ sighs ] i think you 're amazing . miranda : do n't ever leave my life . aj : even if i wanted to , i could n't . miranda : [ laughs ] i need a tissue . [ laughs ] aj : bathroom . miranda : under the sink . i know . aj : [ sighs ] miranda : you know , a part of me wishes you could have seen what hunter said when -- aj ? aj , no ! aj ! [ scene_break ] cassandra : [ crying ] please . please , no ! angie : it 's okay ! cassandra : no , get away ! angie : it 's okay , sweetheart ! i 'm here . it 's mom . i 'm here . i 'm right here . i 'm right here . cassandra : do n't let them hurt me again ! angie : no , baby . they wo n't . no one 's gon na hurt you . no one 's gon na hurt you ever again ! i promise . i promise . she 's seizing . [ scene_break ] aj : hey , man . i 'm not trying to fight , but you need to back off . leave miranda alone . hunter : or what ? you 're gon na take us all on , chandler ? [ scene_break ] dimitri : start with the day that hayward arrived in prison . brooke : mm . dimitri : mm ? you know , what was his mental state ? was he resigned to stay ? or was he ready to fight the conviction even then ? brooke : and how did he go from an attempted - murder conviction to the invention of a true medical breakthrough ? dimitri : was it driven by a culmination of losses in his own life or was it that immediate tragedy that sent him to prison ? brooke : oh , well , i think that would bring the interview to a dead halt . dimitri : brooke , i 've never known you to be shy . and david ? he 's anxious for the whole world to hear his side . brooke : oh , he 's more than anxious . you know , if there 's a platform for him to state his case , david hayward will climb on top of it . colby : who is david hayward climbing on top of now ? [ chuckles ] so , this is our new talk show . brooke : uh ... yes . this is the new chandler media enterprise venture . mm - hmm . uh ... dimitri . i do n't believe you 've met dimitri marick . dimitri , this is colby chandler , adam 's daughter . dimitri : well , um ... you 're very beautiful -- as beautiful as your mother . colby : did you sleep with her , too ? brooke : oh , colby ! colby : you know my mom . it 's a legit question . dimitri : well , your mother and i were business adversaries , and that was all we were . colby : wait , i remember you . are n't you that count -- the one who left pine valley to go to some gothic eastern bloc country ? brooke : yes , and he came back because i asked him to be `` talk tempo 's `` executive producer . colby : seriously ? you brought on some eurotrash royalty to take on a chandler media project ? dimitri : [ laughs ] brooke : i asked the best person for the job , and lucky for me , he said yes . colby : okay , and god forbid , you put a chandler in that position . brooke : colby , you and i both know that jr is not strong enough to handle a job right now . he needs to -- he needs to concentrate on getting his strength back . colby : hello ! jr is not the only chandler in town . brooke : your father would be thrilled if you took a job here , and i 'm sure there 's any number of entry - level positions that would match your qualifications . dimitri : actually , i could use another assistant . you could learn a little respect . brooke : it would be a perfect opportunity for you to learn the job from the ground up . interested ? colby : [ laughing ] are you kidding me ? that is so a `` hell , no . `` [ scene_break ] angie : [ crying ] oh , baby . no . dr. anders : her heart rate 's coming down . her breath sounds are normal . david : okay . okay , okay . dr. anders : let 's get this ekg on her . david : she 's stable now . she 's gon na be able to sleep for awhile now , okay ? angie : what happened ? dr. anders : your daughter had a negative reaction to the methadone . angie : and ? dr. anders : and we 'll continue to monitor her closely . angie : that 's it ? ! dr. anders : should there be more ? angie : do n't get glib with me ! dr. anders : i 'm just giving you the facts . angie : she almost died ! dr. anders : it 's highly unlikely , but in general , you 're correct . people have died from adverse reactions to drugs ? angie : what kind of doctor are you ? i 'm going to find joe . david : okay , wait a minute . methadone can cause seizures . angie : no -- no more ! it stops now ! david : i understand , which is why i want you to know there 's another drug . it 's called suboxone . it 's a newer drug . now , it does n't work for everyone . angie : well , will it put an end to the seizures ? david : it could , okay ? at least , that was my experience when i helped treat inmates that were going through withdrawal . angie : all right . let 's do it . dr. anders : wait , hold on ! angie : you do n't get a vote . dr. anders : look , we do n't have cassandra 's lab results . once we have those , we can determine a protocol . dixie : i heard cassandra had seizure . angie : thanks to him . dr. anders : she 's a bit hysterical . angie : do n't you speak to me like i 'm some poor woman off the street . i am chief of staff of this hospital and fully prepared to bring you before the review board . my daughter is going through hell . and if i ca n't treat her , i will find somebody who can -- somebody who treats people with respect ! dixie : why do n't we just take a little break here . okay ? come on . just a minute . angie : no , i do n't want to leave cassandra . dixie : just a little . angie : no , i ca n't ! david : angie . angie . it 's all right . i 'll be right here , okay ? i promise . i wo n't leave for a second . go ahead . go with dixie . it 's okay . [ scene_break ] aj : you 're an even bigger ass than i thought . hunter : yo , man , i 'm ready to go . aj : cool . let 's do this . you and me . right now . get your crew to bounce . hunter : [ scoffs ] aj : that 's what i thought ... too chicken . hunter : [ laughs ] right . aj : i am right . you 're pathetic . that 's why you go after girls . hunter : oh , like miranda ? aj : do not talk about miranda . hunter : yo , man , so what 's the deal with you two , anyway ? you 're like , her cover - up or what ? aj : you 're such a loser . hunter : no , i 'm curious . you 're always standing up for her , defending her . w - wait . are you gay , too ? [ laughing ] aj : listen to me . listen to me . miranda is not gay . hunter : oh , wait . so you 're in love with her ? guys , he 's -- he 's in love with a lesbo . aj : shut up . hunter : so , uh , does she ever let you bang her out of pity ? aj : i said shut up ! [ scene_break ] angie : i -- i should go back . dixie : anders knows what he 's doing . angie : i do n't -- i do n't care . i do n't -- i do n't want that jackass treating my daughter . dixie : i know dr. anders ' bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired , but joe says he 's one of the best . angie : i just want it over . i just -- i just want my baby . i just want her well , healthy , and whole , and i do n't know if she 'll ever be that way again . dixie : we 'll get her there . we just have to take it one step at a time . angie : [ crying ] oh , god . i 'm trying ! dixie , i 'm trying ! i 'm trying ! but i ca n't stop thinking about it . i mean , it 's right here -- right in front of my face -- the bruises , the track marks ! dixie : i know . the damage to her body , though , will heal . you know that . and i 'm here to help with the rest , as is jesse , as are you . and where is jesse ? how is he doing with everything that 's happened . angie : he left . he left . it was something to do with work , and david was there to help me again . dixie : well , you have to know , angie , that you are not alone , okay ? angie : you know , she just keeps having all of these nightmares and reliving it all in her head . who 's to say when that will end ? if it will end ? dixie : it will . i promise you it will , and you have to believe that it will . angie : i got to be strong for her . i know i do , but every time i walk into that room -- dixie : i know it 's horrible for you . so just hang in there , okay ? you 're doing the best you can . angie : [ sniffles ] [ scene_break ] dimitri : how did it go with colby after i left you two ? brooke : well , thanks for that , by the way . [ both laugh ] dimitri : i just figured you could deal with her , you know , her intensity better than i could . brooke : well , she 's quite a handful . i think , though , she calmed down a little bit , because i was able to convince her that i just had her best interests at heart . [ sighs ] and you know what ? she even agreed to try her hand at low- entry - level production . dimitri : well , that 's great . that 's good . brooke : you think so ? dimitri : you do n't . brooke : well , what you see with colby is not what you get , you know ? she has a mind of her own . dimitri : that sounds like someone else i know . [ scene_break ] dixie : david , why are you still here ? david : why do you think ? i 'm here for angie . dixie : need i remind you this is a real hospital with real doctors who practice legitimate medicine . she does n't need you . david : [ chuckles ] i found cassandra on the floor alone , about to od on heroin . dixie : and we are all grateful for that , but your involvement ends there . david : that is not your decision to make . i 'm here to help a friend . dixie : she does n't need your help ! she has me , she has zach , she has jesse -- her husband ! david : oh , that 's funny . that 's funny , because i have n't seen her husband around very much . have you ? or yours , for that matter . what ? do n't get me wrong . it 's not like i 'm complaining . dixie : tad has a job , which is more than i can say for you . david : [ laughs ] oh , my god . you just love singing that moron 's praises , do n't you ? just crowing about how good and righteous he is . dixie : at least he 's not a narcissist with psychopathic tendencies and a god complex . david : [ laughs ] oh , please ! save your internet - diploma analysis for one of your unsuspecting , naive patients . dixie : you know what ? angie is one of the strongest , most dignified , lovely people i know , and yet she is incredibly fragile right now . i do n't want you messing with that . david : i have no intention of messing with that or her . dixie : you have an intention to do something , and that is what worries me . david : wow ! wow , you are really paranoid , are n't you ? dixie : well , i guess that 's happens when somebody puts a bullet in your child . david : now , that is something that i really know about . [ scene_break ] aj : i 'm out of here ! mother ... hunter : yo , get him ! where 's your little gay girlfriend at now ? aj : nonexistent -- like your balls . hunter : [ kicks aj while others hold him ] aj : [ grunts ] hunter : [ punches aj ] hold him up ! billy clyde : enough ! hunter : keep moving , old man . billy clyde : not an adriatic chance ! [ pulls out a weapon from inside his cane which makes the thugs drop aj and run ] [ scene_break ] angie : cassandra ? cassandra : [ muttering ] angie : cassandra ! baby ! baby ! baby , what happened ? cassandra : need more ... angie : oh , my god . you 're burning up . come on . come on , sweetheart . let 's get you back up in bed . come on . cassandra : no . angie : come on , sweetheart . cassandra : need more . angie : come on , baby girl . cassandra : [ crying ] angie : all right . okay . all right . all right . come on . it -- it 's all right . it 's all right . we 'll stay right here , okay ? cassandra : it hurts . everything hurts . angie : i know . cassandra : why wo n't you help me ? please . mommy , please . i 'll do anything ! please ! angie : listen to me . cassandra , you can do this . cassandra : [ crying ] angie : listen to me . you fight . you fight . [ crying ] you fight , baby girl . you fight . [ scene_break ] zach : what do you see ? lea : uri with some other lowlife . zach : mm - hmm . and what else ? lea : oh . the necklace . zach : and i thought that was a koslov icon . lea : well , they are . zach : well , then , who is this guy ? relative in some way ? related ? lea : i have no idea . i mean , maybe a cousin . uri supposedly is an only child . zach : what do you know about the rest of his family ? lea : where are you going with all of this ? zach : [ sighs ] well , maybe they 're getting tired of uri making all the money , so someone offed him . lea : we do n't even know if any other koslovs exist . zach : that 's right , we do n't , but my life depends on this , so i 'm gon na take a shot , see if i can hit something . [ scene_break ] billy clyde : `` i will carry out a great , great vengeance upon them . i will bring them to their wrath , 'cause i am the lord . `` [ gives aj a hand up ] aj : that vengeance stuff -- that 's from a movie , right ? billy clyde : ezekiel 25 : 17 , one of our great prophets . aj : right . well , thanks for the save . billy clyde : mm . bless his holy name . miranda : oh , my god ! oh , my god ! aj : stop , stop . do n't freak out . i 'm fine . miranda : hunter did this to you , did n't he ? billy clyde : a snapping pack of vicious miscreants . half a dozen , at least . miranda : tell me that 's not true . aj : yeah , well , i showed up to deal with hunter , but he showed up with his whole posse , so ... miranda : and they jumped you ? we should have them arrested . aj : stop ! i 'm okay . this guy scared them off with his ... what is that thing ? billy clyde : persuadiator has spoken . aj : i really appreciate it . billy clyde : my pleasure . miranda : dixie is gon na flip when she sees those bruises . billy clyde : a - a - are you kin to dixie cooney ? aj : yeah , why ? you know my family ? billy clyde : [ chuckling ] well , i -- uh , i 've read about them in the newspaper . i know that she used to be married to chandler -- adam chandler and all that . gosh . well , i guess i best be going . miranda : thank you for helping aj . aj : yeah , man . thanks again . billy clyde : my pleasure . [ scene_break ] dixie : i do n't want to argue about this anymore . dr. anders : well , then , admit you 're wrong . nurse : excuse me , dr. anders . dr. anders : yeah . nurse : the results for cassandra foster . dr. anders : the test for stds , negative . hiv ... negative . bacterial infections , hep `` a , `` `` b , `` `` c `` ... dixie : what ? what is it ? [ looks at the chart ] oh , my god .
david and colby slept together and they parted their separate ways for now . colby to chandler media and david to the hospital to be with angie . cassandra had a seizure due to a negative reaction to methadone that was prescribed and dr. anders said they would monitor her . angie became furious with dr. anders for not doing more and dixie came in to take angie to cool off . angie , jesse , dixie , dr. anders lea , and zach are all working together to help cassandra get through her withdrawals and recovery . lea and zach are working together to find uri 's killer and think that they may have a lead as they look at a pic of uri and vlad . jesse vows to get zach out of this murder rap , but all zach wants jesse to do is to be with his family . colby goes to the studio where they film talk tempo and dimitri offers her an assistant job to her and she scoffs and refuses . according to brooke , colby has calmed down and agreed to an entry level production job .
[ bystanders cheer and shout as ryan fights another man ] greenlee : ryan ? oh , my god . oh , my god -- ryan ! [ scene_break ] amanda : where 's babe ? jamie : roy called in sick . she had to cover the late shift . amanda : so did you guys decide if i still rate ? jamie : we got into other things . amanda : do i get to stay ? jamie : that depends on what you really want . amanda : the thing is , jamie , if i tell you , i 'll be homeless . [ scene_break ] babe : excuse me . josh : what 's your pleasure ? babe : it 's sure not working overtime here . roy called me to sub behind the bar . you , too ? josh : no , he just raced out the front door same shade as the jalapeno dip he was scarfing . the dead fly probably should 've been a tip - off . babe : so what are you doing here ? josh : building a sidecar . babe : are we supposed to have two bartenders on tonight ? josh : i 'm not a bartender , just a guy who looks good with a shot glass in his hand . try this , tell me if i got it right . [ scene_break ] [ erica listens from outside the apartment as reggie and jack argue . ] jack : 11 : 00 , i said . 11 : 00 . you heard me , i know sam heard me ! i said have lily back here at 11 : 00 ! it 's 11 : 27 ! where are they ? reggie : all right , j , chill . all right , maybe your watch is a little fast . jack : or maybe sam 's a little fast ! maybe i should call derek , have him send out a couple patrol cars ! reggie : we 're talking about lily . red flashing lights is not her friend . jack : oh , and listen , you were the guy , `` oh , it 's a hot night , they 're young kids . i 'll go be your eyes and ears , j. `` what , are you on sam 's side now ? reggie : no , i do n't care for sam , but i care about lily . remember we trust lily ? jack : yes , i trust lily , but i do not trust sam . he 's a teenage boy filled with raging hormones , and he 's out late with my daughter , paying no attention to my rules , and look , it 's now 11 : 28 ! reggie : all right , listen , kids out on a hot date having fun , having a good time , they do n't really check their watches every ten seconds . jack : oh , no , no , no ! no , no , no , do n't tell me they 're having a good time ! my god , reggie , do you really think that 's what lily and sam are doing ? they 're out there having a good time ? reggie : i did n't say -- jack : at 11 : 29 ? [ door slams as erica enters ] erica : i nearly tripped over an alien from mars in the parking garage . jack : what ? what ? that 's the craziest thing i ever heard ! erica : well , then , jack , you need to look at yourself . a meltdown because lily is just a few minutes late ? i mean , that 's even crazier . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan , ryan , stop it please ! let go of me ! kendall : greenlee , would you stop it ? zach : you can not help him ! greenlee : yes , i can . i 'm the only one who can ! ryan ! [ in ryan 's mind , the man he 's fighting turns into his mean old man . ] singer : whoa , all our times have come here , but now they 're gone . seasons do n't fear the reaper nor do the wind the sun or the rain . we can be like they are . come on , baby do n't fear the reaper . baby , take my hand , do n't fear the reaper . patrick : if it 's a fight you want , it 's a fight you 'll get ! i should 've killed you years ago , before you deserted the nest ! no worries . daddy 's on top of the job . [ scene_break ] [ horn ] amanda : huh , horn works . jamie : i was n't testing it . it 's a bs detector . amanda : and i set it off ? jamie : well , it 's very sensitive to anything that sounds like a load . amanda : well , i guess i 'd better be careful what i say and how i say it . jamie : start from the top . what do you want ? amanda : you . you are one ginormous turn - on . ah ! no beep . how 's that for honest ? jamie : it 's a start . amanda : when i 'm around you , i get ideas , most of them naughty . a girl 's only human . jamie : and i 'm locked into babe . amanda : forbidden flesh . it totally makes you even hotter . it 's your fault . that smile , those muscles ? do you have to be so damn tasty ? [ horn sounds again ] jamie : it is piling up in here really fast and deep . do you even hear the stuff you 're trying to run with ? amanda : sometimes . sometimes i just shift into autopilot , enjoy the ride . jamie : well , your game is never going to work on me . you do know that ? amanda : duh . not even a little bit tempted ? ok , ok . spare my eardrums . i 'll be good . i know the real thing when i see it , and that 's you and babe . you guys just do it up . i 'll just paw and whimper at the front door . jamie : you can stay until you find a new place . babe really likes you , and neither one of us wants you to take any chances back at j.r. 's . amanda : thanks . i promise i 'll behave . so , what 's next ? we watch each other undress for bed ? [ jamie sounds the horn once again ] jamie : now we surprise babe at the bar . late shift , she gets really lonely . [ scene_break ] babe : it 's smooth , not too lemony . josh : on the house . babe : yeah , please , if i drank this , you would be wiping down the bar with me , and roy never comps drinks . josh : roy 's home chugging pink stuff , praying it stays down . babe : are you a friend of his , or what ? josh : or what . man : beer me again , babe ! josh : the natives are getting thirsty . man : another round over here ! babe : i swear it 's never this busy . there must be a ballgame or something . josh : or a prison break . you cover the rotgut section , i 'll take the beer crowd . babe : wait , you do n't even work here . fine . all right . josh : you 're the coyote without the ugly . babe : it 's all in the wrist . josh : the coaster toss part of the happy hour ? babe : wild guess here -- blue work shirt , greasy hair . see , he does this whole thing , he tosses the coaster , then i lean over -- josh : super letch sneaks a peek down your front . babe : yeah . josh : let me . lose this ? why do n't you go home and drool over your favorite girly magazine ? patrons : whoa . babe : who needs a baseball bat behind the bar when we 've got you . josh : the guy 's a jerk . babe : yeah , well , we get all kinds . thanks for stepping up . josh : anytime . babe : well , it looks like the natives are getting plastered , so you can go back to being a customer . so when you 're not impersonating a bartender , who are you ? josh : josh madden . i 'm a television producer . babe : yeah , right . josh : no kidding . i 'm working with erica kane . ahem . [ babe does a mean spit take all over josh 's face . ] [ scene_break ] erica : what a day . completely exhausting , but i loved every stressed - out minute of it -- and i have a new producer , josh madden , and he is very engaging and he 's very enthused . jack : erica , our daughter is missing . erica : she disappeared on a date with sam grey . i would hold off on the apb . jack : this kid violated lily 's curfew on their first date . their first date , erica . i laid down the law . i told him in no uncertain terms , `` you have lily back here at 11 : 00 `` -- rules i set down to make lily feel secure . and what does this punk do ? he throws them right back in my face . do n't touch me . erica : reggie , did n't i hear you tell your dad that he should trust lily ? reggie : i warned lily , all right ? i gave her a list of rules , but lily might feel like she has to go along with it to fit in , like she did with the hot girls . but if sam 's pushing for something that she 's not ready for , then jack 's right , you know , it might get ugly . jack : yeah , you see that ? you hear that ? reggie agrees with me , and he 's a teenager ! reggie : ok . all right . just do n't let it get out . jack : look , i 'll tell you one thing -- it 's over , it 's done , never again . no more holding hands in homeroom , no more passing notes . it 's over . this is their first and last date ever ! erica : ok , hold on , superdad . i mean , what about our agreement ? what happened to not interfering in our offspring 's lives ? jack : adult offspring , erica . lily is not yet 18 years old . now , for me to back off now would be a dereliction of my duties as a father . erica : oh , jack . jack : what do you mean , `` oh , jack `` ? what are you laughing about ? this is serious ! erica : true . but every time you know that you 're fighting a losing battle , you start to sound like the chief justice of the supreme court handing down a ruling . `` i laid down the laws , `` `` dereliction of my duties , `` `` order in the court `` ! [ lily and sam breathlessly burst through the door ] jack : well , how nice of you to finally bring our daughter home . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan , stop ! stop ! patrick : get up ! get up ! greenlee : ryan ! let go of me ! let go of me ! ryan , stop it ! [ zach and ethan pull a bleeding ryan off the other man . ] ryan : ah ! i can finish him ! i can finish him ! zach : it is finished ! [ scene_break ] jack : sam , do you have any idea how worried we were ? sam : i 'm sorry , sir . jack : well , i 'm afraid `` i 'm sorry 's `` not going to cut it . reggie : get him , j , get him . jack : do you think i said 11 : 00 just to hear myself talk , that i pulled a number out of the air , or what ? sam : 11 : 00 . you did say that . jack : yes , i did . sam : we 're way late . jack : yes , you are . sam : hey , we were aiming for 11 : 00 , but , you know , stuff happens . jack : `` stuff happens `` ? that 's your excuse , a bumper sticker ? erica : mr. district attorney , former district attorney , why do n't you relinquish the floor now ? why do n't we let these juvenile offenders -- let 's hear what they have to say in their own defense . maybe they have a valid excuse for this infraction . jack : that 'd be fine with me . lily , would you care to explain why you two were so late getting home ? lily : we got behind schedule . we were waiting 18 minutes at pine street and madison for the number 7 bus , but that never showed up , and then we had to wait for the town taxi that sam called , but that never showed up either . we spent 13 minutes riding the number 7 bus . the bus driver 's name was minnie pascal and her license number was l-29754 . we got off at queensland and madison and we ran the three blocks here . jack : lily , sweetheart , if you were having a hard time getting home , why did n't you call me , so i could come pick you up ? lily : because that would make us seem like little kids . erica : counselor ? do you have anything to say in your own defense ? [ scene_break ] josh : you laugh , but it 's true . erica kane is my boss . i 'm producing her soon- to - be hit tv show `` new beginnings . `` babe : you know , i 'm really sorry that i showered you with my soda . josh : let me in on the joke . babe : it 's -- it 's really not that funny . so what does the producer do ? josh : everything . make sure we stay on budget , line up guests , come up with brilliant segment ideas . babe : so then you have to be creative . josh : and open to possibilities . i see one now -- this bar . we could do an entire show from right here . babe : yeah , if you want to bore your viewers to death . josh : are you kidding ? this place has a hundred stories to tell . i mean , some of them may be a bit slurred , but you 've got to have some great stories of your own . like do they really water down the bourbon ? is there beer in beer nuts ? babe : so who 's going to ask me these deep questions , erica kane ? josh : who else ? you 'd look great together . two gorgeous women ? the camera would eat you up . babe : more like erica would eat me alive . josh : you two ladies have a history ? babe : how about you ask your boss lady how she feels about talking beer nuts with babe carey ? josh : how about you give me the inside scoop instead ? amanda : uh , what was that you said about babe being lonely ? babe : excuse me one second . hey , amanda ! welcome to my world . amanda : hello . babe : and my night just got a whole lot better . jamie : this place is jumping . who was the guy you were talking to ? babe : josh something . i do n't know , he 's new in town . is he not to die for ? he 's smart , he 's funny , he 's a perfect fit for you . amanda : good - looking . he 's got that `` mmm , mmm , mmm `` thing going . no wonder you picked up on him . babe : well , come on and knock him off his barstool . hey , josh , this is my fiancé , jamie martin . josh : jamie , good to meet you . jamie : same here . babe : and this is amanda dillon , my new best friend , next to jamie . josh : hi , `` babe 's new best friend , next to jamie . `` amanda : hi . babe : well , you were saying that you needed stories on interesting people . amanda here , she 's a show in herself . you guys go ahead . jamie , come on , i 'll buy you a beer . josh : amanda , something from the bar ? amanda : i 'm good , thanks . i suppose you think that 's so junior high , the best friend thing , but babe is amazing . she has an incredibly huge heart , and you are one lucky guy if she gives it to you . josh : i just met her , but there 's something about her . [ scene_break ] jack : ok . sam , i 'm sorry i came down on you so hard , but a simple phone call would 've saved me a world of worry . sam : listen , it 's my fault . lily and i kept thinking the bus or the cab was going to come , and we were talking , and before we knew it , it was a quarter past , we 're in really big trouble . so my bad . i should 've called . wo n't happen again . reggie : all right , and add being late to your list of reasons to call me , and make sure your cell phone 's always charged just in case you need me to come after you , ok ? erica : now , have we reduced the charges from federal case to guilty with an excuse , because lily has a very busy day tomorrow . sam : she means it 's time for us to say good night . lily : oh . thanks , sam , for a really fun first date . i had a good time . sam : yeah , i did , too . lily : well , next time we go on a date , it 'll be my treat . that means i 'll pay for you . sam : oh , well , with dating , there 's traditions . you know , the guy usually springs for the movie and the popcorn . lily : oh , i do n't know those traditions , but if i pay for you , then we 'll be even , and i like even things . sam : all right , we can do things your way . um -- ok , i 'll call you tomorrow . night . lily : i 'll go get ready for bed now . erica : oh , no , you wo n't , young lady , because there 's another dating tradition you 're about to learn . lily : should i get my notebook ? erica : no , no , no , you do n't need a notebook . i just want you to sit down and tell your new mother all about your first date . lily : is that really tradition ? erica : handed down from my mother to me and to you . [ scene_break ] kendall : i do n't want it . zach : just drink it . you did n't expect to see me there . kendall : no . zach : and greenlee did n't expect what she saw . kendall : she wants to have his baby . [ scene_break ] ryan : do n't . do n't . greenlee : please . let me . [ as ryan sinks onto the floor , greenlee gets a first aid kit and starts to clean up his wounds . ] greenlee : you 're trying to kill yourself . i wo n't let you . ryan : the first rule of fight club -- the first and second rule of fight club is not to talk about it , especially to someone who would never get it . greenlee : i 'm not someone . i 'm your wife . help me understand . ryan : it 's just not that deep , greenlee . it 's where a bunch of guys go to let off a little steam . that 's it . greenlee : you 've thrown some real lame crap at me lately -- life - altering surgeries , not telling me -- but you 've never disrespected me this much , dismissed me as some clueless female who wo n't understand what a man 's got to do . ryan : greenlee , you 're the smartest woman that i 've ever -- greenlee : then why are you treating me like an idiot who 'll believe anything her big , strong husband hands out ? because you think that 's what i want to hear ? so i 'll sigh with relief and go back to washing my dishes , because my macho man is just letting off some macho steam ? no ! you were pummeling a man with your bare fists , trying to kill him . is that some new extreme sports cable show ? ryan : i really got to hit the shower . greenlee : no , no , you 're going to stay right here . you 're going to look at me . look at me . me , ryan , the woman who has seen all the hits that you 've taken and the damage that it 's done , the ghosts that wo n't leave you alone , the bad dreams , the nights that you ca n't sleep . i know because i 've been there with you . i am the one person that you 're honor - bound to tell the truth , because nothing has scared me enough to run until now . tonight was not some harmless sport . you were someone else in that ring . i saw it in your eyes , so do n't lie to me . do n't disrespect me by telling me that i ca n't handle whatever 's going on inside you . ryan : i have to do it . i have to do it to keep you safe . [ scene_break ] kendall : greenlee thinks that she can save ryan by having his baby . she 's moving heaven and earth , she 's breaking the law to get pregnant . zach : it 's two consenting adults . that 's not breaking the law . kendall : make that one consenting adult . ryan had his pipeline shut down without telling greenlee , so now she feels it 's her duty as his savior to -- to have herself inseminated with a deposit that he left at a fertility clinic . now , i do n't know if she 's brave or if she 's just insane . zach : now , how 's she going to save ryan by having his baby ? kendall : by proving ryan does n't carry some monster gene he can pass on to his kids , that love is stronger than hate . zach : it 's a hell of a risk . kendall : answer me something , husband . zach : if i can . kendall : when does risk become insanity ? and is there a fine line ? because if there is , ryan has crossed it with this -- this whole fight club . all the anger and the blood and the fists ? ryan 's lost in it . now , i want to know for greenlee 's sake , can he ever come back ? can he -- can he hold a baby with the same hands that have bloodied and bashed in heads ? i mean , can ryan ever be a normal father coaching a peewee soccer game right after he practically killed a man in front of a cheering crowd ? i do n't know what to do here . do i -- do i try to stop my friend from getting pregnant or do i just sit back and watch this train wreck happen ? zach : do you really want my opinion ? kendall : how much will it hurt ? zach : depends on your tolerance for pain . kendall : first rule of fight club . [ scene_break ] babe : hey , guys . simone : hey . babe : what can i get you ? simone : martini , vodka , straight up . ethan : yeah , same . babe : all right , i 'll be right back . ethan : you were pretty quiet in the car . simone : i 'm having an identity crisis . ethan : well , i know that feeling . simone : really ? i used to know who i was . i mean , i was a woman who knew everything about men . i mean , i really love hanging around you guys . it started when i was a kid with my brother . way more fun than the girly girls on the block playing with their malibu girly dolls , you know ? you guys actually had clubhouses and played james bond , and somehow i always wound up being tanya roberts with a few clothes missing . it was cool . there 's nothing cool about tonight . ethan , that club -- ethan : you just -- just saw ryan almost kill a man for sport . simone : you 've been there , i mean , real punching fights . what does that feel like ? i know some women who pile evil on other women , but we 're talking about spreading nasty rumors or , you know , stealing a boyfriend . [ scene_break ] babe : you . [ josh and amanda see babe and jamie kissing in the corner . ] josh : must be love . amanda : you 'd think so , huh ? josh : babe said they were engaged . amanda : if only they were as happy as they look . [ scene_break ] erica : so , lily , tell me , where did you go on your first date ? lily : well , first , we went to bj 's where i had a medium soda and a burger with no ketchup , and sam had a philly cheese steak , and we shared curly fries . erica : and then where did you go after that ? lily : we went to the movies . i told sam nothing with loud music or violence or sex . jack : and you actually found something to see ? lily : yes , at the dollar - plex . it was kind of hard to keep track of what was happening in the movie . i kept missing some parts . erica : you did ? why was that , honey ? lily : it was because sam and i were practicing our kissing . it 's kind of hard to see the screen when your head is like this . reggie : ok , two slices , on me . lily : dad , when you and erica are kissing , do both of you have your eyes closed or does one of you keep them open in case there 's an emergency or something ? it 's a good idea for one of the kissers to have their eyes open , right ? jack : well , i -- actually , i -- i guess mostly it 's the -- it 's the woman who closes her eyes . erica : it is ? really , you do n't ? well , that 's really amazing . i guess that just goes to show how well i know the man i married . jack : ok , who 's up for pizza ? you know , i 'm thinking maybe extra sausage , garlic , some peppers ? [ scene_break ] ethan : man -- the only animal that kills for his own pleasure . simone : where does the killer instinct come from ? ethan : who knows . personally , i think that men are god 's practical joke . you know , it 's just this imperfection in an otherwise perfect universe . the japanese call it wabi - sabi . simone : wabi - sabi . ethan : it 's that imperfection in perfection that makes it somehow all bearable . simone : yeah , i hear what you 're saying . i actually understand . i mean , i had , like , a flash just now of , like , a clear lake on a mountaintop . peace . serenity . ethan : i 'm not going to lie to you , simone . i do n't claim to know why men do what they do to understand . if i understood that , i would know why i wanted to kill my father and why he tried so very hard to destroy me . [ scene_break ] zach : i get ryan . i understand the self - hatred . because when i cut myself , when i bleed , i see the blood of my father , my brother . and i understand what it 's like to have a child you did n't plan on , a child no one ever told you about . see , some people do n't have to drink the whole bottle of poison to kill themselves . some of us find death in small doses over a lifetime . kendall : ok . so how does that help me with greenlee ? zach : self - destructive men should n't have children . kendall : i did n't hear you . what did you say ? zach : self - destructive men should n't have children . [ scene_break ] ryan : let 's just drop this , please . greenlee : no ! no , you go in a ring and you try and fist - kill someone or get yourself killed . on what planet is that trying to save me ? ryan : you see , there it is . there 's the reason that i did n't tell you -- because you would never get it . greenlee : no , no , no , ryan , you do n't get to do this . you do n't get to shut me down . i 'm your wife . you will make me understand . ryan : i have to do it to keep you safe . greenlee : i need more . ryan : there 's -- there 's a fire burning inside of me , my anger , my inheritance , and it builds , and it builds , and it 's got to go somewhere . but never at you . never at you . i would kill myself before i let it out at you . greenlee : is n't that what you 're doing ? killing yourself fight by fight ? ryan : the fighting lets me live my life . it -- it lets me burn the rage down to nothing , so that i can come home , and i wo n't be afraid of hurting you . greenlee : damn it , ryan , do n't you get it ? i 'm not afraid of you ! ryan : i 'm afraid of me ! i do n't trust me ! i know every -- every dark corner , every sharp turn inside of me , and i ca n't let you see that . greenlee : what if i 've been there ? what if i know you better than you know yourself ? [ scene_break ] erica : no , it is harrowing . it 's very nerve - racking . but this , too , you will survive . jack : i wish i was as confident as you . i 'm starting to think maybe men should n't even have daughters . erica : well , never mind the survival of the species , would you really give up one little moment of it ? lily making you raisin toast on sunday mornings ? and that first - ever hug ? calling you dad ? jack : thank god for you . i mean , you seem to get these kids on a level that sometimes i just do n't . erica : oh , no . we are both cool parents . we are . and i even heard reggie say that to danielle . but they 're never going to tell you that to your face , you know , except on rare occasion . jack : well , i 'll tell you this much -- i 'll try to match you cool for cool , but i would never survive this dating stuff without you . and thank you so much for stopping me going off on sam to keep his grubby mitts off our daughter . erica : you 're very welcome . but , you know , i did n't come by this cool brilliance by accident . i made every mistake in the book as a parent . i just tried not to make them twice . yeah , ok , three times . but the main thing is that we are going to survive them , and they are going to survive us , and someday we are going to just all sit around a great big table , and we are going to tell `` remember when `` stories that make us a family . jack : come here , you . erica : oh , you are so bad ! jack : tell me , where in this loft are we going to put this great big happy family table , huh ? erica : oh , no , we do definitely still need to look for another place to live , i mean , you know , a place where we can really , really spread out and , you know , put down roots , too , like our beautiful banyan tree . jack : yeah . lily : i brushed my teeth and flossed . good night . erica : good night , lily . jack : sweet dreams , honey . lily : one more thing . what 's second base ? erica : oh -- we 'll talk in the morning . that 's all right . [ scene_break ] babe : come on , guys , let 's move ! last call was 15 minutes ago ! get your taxis , designated drivers together . last one out gets to come back tomorrow . jamie : hey , man , you got a ride ? man : i walked from the motel across the road . jamie : all right , then . well , take it easy . babe : all right , come on , come on ! let 's go ! this place is a revoked license waiting to happen . have a good night ! amanda : babe -- she can kick you out and make you want to come back for more . a girl like that you do n't want to let get away . josh : babe -- your new best friend ? you 're working hard to sell her to me . or not . [ scene_break ] ethan : simone , i 'm living proof -- life is just one cosmic exploding cigar . sine : i get you , ethan . thank god i actually get you . babe : good night . simone : good night . babe : thanks for coming . simone : yeah , whoo - hoo ! babe : ugh . [ scene_break ] kendall : am i getting this , what you 're telling me to do ? zach : it does n't matter how , as long as you do it before it 's too late . [ scene_break ] greenlee : it has n't changed . i love you . i want you . i wo n't lose you . [ ryan and greenlee hug each other . ] zach 's voice : do n't worry about hurting greenlee . whatever it takes . scare the hell out of her if you have to . just convince her not to have ryan 's baby . [ next_on ] myrtle ( to zach ) : maria leaves today . tad ( to maria ) : there 's nothing easy about saying good - bye . jamie ( to di ) : you are not dixie . greenlee ( to simone and kendall ) : sometime today david will know which sample 's ryan 's -- if i 'm lucky , and i 'm feeling very lucky . david : what do you want ? ryan : you make drugs . david : you want some for you ?
jack is panicking over lily and sam being late in getting back from their date . they explain to him that the busses and cabs were late and it was out of their control . erica helps jack to calm down and realize he can trust his daughter . he remarks that she knows how to communicate with their kids . babe goes into work at sos and runs into josh madden . he tells her that he could get her a spot on new beginnings . amanda goes there with jamie and sounds like she wants babe to cheat on jamie with josh . jamie looks like he 's having doubts and does n't know what to do with amanda . greenlee , kendall , simone , ethan and zach witness ryan in the fight club . ryan envisions his father in the fight with him and is ready to really hurt his opponent and get himself hurt until ethan and zach physically drag him out of the fight . greenlee is horrified about what she 's just found out about her husband , and over the fact that he has not told her about it . he tells her that this is something he has to do and he did not know how to tell her .
krystal : let me go , you son of a gun ! adam : give me that ! krystal : oh , not on your life ! adam : no ! babe : mama -- j.r. : what are you doing ? babe : get off him ! adam : are you losing your mind ? krystal : better than losing my daughter ! adam : give -- give me that . krystal : i 'm going to take them right up the wazoo ! babe : you guys ! [ scene_break ] dixie : i know what you 're doing . david : good . [ scene_break ] greg : please ! please ! i do n't want to die like this ! i do n't want to drown . please , let me out of here ! you want to know where kate martin is ? i 'll tell you everything ! please , not this ! i 'll tell you everything . get me out of here . get me out of here first . please . please get me out of here before it 's too late for both of us ! please . where are you ? [ scene_break ] erin : it 's really sweet of you to want to help me , but aidan and i on ice is my decision , ok ? i 'm going to deal with it . jonathan : you need me , you have me . erin : thank you . jonathan : all right . erin : ok . there is -- there 's one more thing , and it 's not about me . jonathan : listen to me , ok ? that conversation -- erin : no -- jonathan : is over . erin : please reconsider this thing with lily , jonathan . jonathan : you saw how happy she is , erin . you said that you were happy for us . erin : yeah -- i want you both to stay that way , but does this have to mean you running around pretending to be developmentally challenged ? jonathan : i 'm not going to talk about this anymore . [ erin sighs ] jonathan : to you , to anyone . you said that you would keep my secret for me , erin . hey , will you ? erin : ok , all right . all right , all right . you know i will . ok . jonathan : thank you . thank you -- erin : hmm . jonathan : so much . erin : yeah . ok . jonathan : yeah . jonathan : amanda ? i -- i did n't know you were there . are -- are we still going to go to bj 's ? i really like their curly fries . amanda : drop the `` aw , shucks . `` jonathan : i -- i do n't understand . amanda : oh , like hell you do n't . jonathan : amanda , are you mad at me ? what -- what did i do ? amanda : i heard you ! the whole dumb , sweet jonathan thing -- it was nothing but an act , you slimeball ! [ scene_break ] zach : dixie and i are friends . not a problem to me , but it is to you . kendall : on a scale of one to 10 , it 's an 11 . this is how all my relationships have ended . [ scene_break ] adam : ow ! babe : whoa , mom ! j.r. : oh ! will you ease up ? babe : get off , mama ! seriously ! adam : oh , i think you broke my neck ! krystal : you ca n't watch professional wrestling for 15 years without learning something ! adam : i think you must 've dislocated something . krystal : oh , well , that was just a warning . if i 'd wanted , you 'd be on the ground in pieces begging for your mama ! adam : give me that . babe : oh -- whoa ! you guys are fighting over a shoe ? what the heck is going on ? krystal : not just any shoe . j.r. : it 's mine ! babe : ok . so now i 'm completely , totally lost . krystal : i 'm just looking after you , babe . somebody 's got to be rational . babe : ooh -- whoa ! j.r. : what are you doing ? krystal : checking for booze . nice breath mint . babe : mama , you 're overreacting . j.r. : i never even had a drop . krystal : oh , well , with all the crud you pulled on my daughter , i would n't believe you if you said the grass was green . adam : just settle down . this is all over now . krystal : oh , it 's not anywhere near over . adam : why -- why ca n't you learn one little lesson from your lovely daughter ? hmm ? forgive and forget and move on . krystal : oh , i 'm all about moving on -- j.r. moving on out of here . you know , i had your bag all packed . your dad tried to stop me . so what 's a girl to do , huh ? adam : not break my neck ! krystal : that was a double elbow drop -- perfectly legal . you got to keep an eye on him , this one . he plays dirty , just like his son . j.r. : look , i got no bottles of scotch or flasks ! krystal : yeah ? packing any heat , huh ? carrying a knife ? babe : no -- mama , you have got it all wrong . krystal : i have spent half of my life dealing with no - life lice who think that drinking makes you sexier and smarter . you give them a bottle of hooch and they think they can do anything -- carry a tune , attempt murder , try to take a good mama 's child away . babe : ok ! j.r. is not going to do that . krystal : oh , yeah ? pretty promises that do n't mean shinola ! babe : it 's not just words , ok ? j.r. signed over all of his chandler shares to me and custody of little adam . adam : what ? [ scene_break ] greg : where are you ? you think this is the way to get to me ? you tried to suffocate me , now you 're going to drown me ? i 'll tell you everything you want to know , but please just stop ! stop , please ! can you hear me ? you 're not even there . do they even know i 'm drowning ? oh , god ! god ! [ scene_break ] amanda : what are you going to do to lily ? nathan : i 'm not going to do anything to lily -- i mean , except love her . amanda : bull ! that sweet girl -- you 're totally playing her . jonathan : no , i 'm not . i 'm not . i would never do anything to hurt lily . amanda : shut up , you wacked serial killer ! i heard you , ok ? i heard you talk to your sister , the one who hid you from the cops . and i 've heard the stories , ok , so what 's the deal ? you 're going to kidnap lily ? you 're going to leave her in some cave ? jonathan : no ! i would never -- amanda : oh , my god . you have been gaming her all along , all of us . why ? what kind of freak are u ? jonathan : no , amanda ! listen to me , please , ok ? it 's not a game . i did n't plan it , i did n't invent it , ok ? it 's not a game . amanda , i did n't want it to have to be this way . i -- listen to me . amanda : lily needs to know . lily has got to know now -- jonathan : no . amanda : before you do something crazy . jonathan : amanda -- amanda , no ! [ scene_break ] zach : i care for dixie . that 's grounds for calling it quits ? kendall : in the past ? absolutely . zach : how about in the present ? kendall : i am trying , zach . i really , really am . i am , but i ca n't pretend to be what i 'm not . zach : i do n't expect you to . kendall : ok , well , then what do you expect me to do ? you want me to -- to blow you a kiss and smile at you and wave when you -- every time you rush off to rescue dixie ? i 'm supposed to be all evolved and cool with it ? well , i 'm not . zach : a friend of mine needs help . kendall : yes , a very female friend who needs a lot of help all the time . when i was in kindergarten , do you know what my teacher wrote on my report card ? zach : no . what ? kendall : `` does n't share well with others . `` zach : hmm . kendall : hmm . well , nothing 's changed . i love you . i do n't want to share you . i do n't want you to care for another woman . [ scene_break ] dixie : i know what you 're doing , and you do n't care ? david : what i 'm doing is caring . look , dixie , whatever you want , whatever you need , just tell me . i 'll do it . dixie : look , you brought me here to find kate . you said everything that i need to hear . you 've made me feel . you 've been so warm , so caring , so completely -- david : what ? not me ? dixie : not you . and i have been so frazzled , and you 're just right here to scoop me up . you would n't be trying to take advantage of me , now , would you ? david : now , that would definitely be me . but you 've got it all turned around , dixie . you 're the one taking advantage of me . dixie : oh . me ? hmm . i 'm taking advantage of you ? david : yeah , that 's right . you know how i feel about you . you know that i would do anything for you . wag your finger , and i 'm there . tears in your eyes -- forget it , i 'm a goner . just say the word , everything and anything just goes flying right out of my head , except the desire make you happy . i 'm completely at your mercy . dixie : oh , i do n't know about that . i do n't think you 've been at anybody 's mercy in your life . david : that 's true -- until you . [ knock on door ] david : who is it ? man : room service . dixie : oh , i did n't know you ordered food . david : wait , they do n't have room service here . [ scene_break ] j.r. : all right , all right , back off , ok ? adam : son , just tell me you did n't sign your life away -- and part of mine . j.r. : look , if i screw up , babe deserves the money and little adam . krystal : and this paperwork is -- is for real , you 've seen it ? babe : held it with my very own hands . krystal : well , then what are we waiting for ? let 's grab our toothbrushes and beat it out of here -- you , me , and little a . adam : do n't be absurd . krystal : kennebunkport -- what do you think ? i 've never been there . babe : we are not going anywhere . krystal : babe , do not let j.r. sucker you into another heartache . j.r. : krystal , i 'm on the level . my shares of chandler , custody of little a -- if i blow it again , it 's all babe 's . adam : please tell me you signed nothing , just one of those things you tell women to settle them down ? krystal : you want to go another round ? j.r. : it 's a done deal . the papers are signed , sealed , and notarized . adam : it 's not too late to burn them . j.r. : they 're in a safety - deposit box with babe 's name on it . krystal : oh , good lord . babe , we have got to get you out of here . your life is in more danger than ever . kendall : i am trying like hell to keep my mouth shut right now , i really am . i have the attack all ready to go . i have it practiced and perfected . i 've done it my entire life throughout the years . it 's -- it 's who i am ! ok . tad says `` dixie 's in trouble , `` and what do you do ? you 're all over it . you 're on your phone making phone calls , you 're part of the big rescue effort . [ scene_break ] zach : bothers you , huh ? kendall : why do you have to fix every stray who comes along ? why ? why ca n't you just have normal hobbies like normal men ? like watching birds or collecting stamps or -- i do n't know -- something more normal ? zach : `` normal men `` ? yeah . [ kendall sighs ] kendall : yeah , ok , i know that 's not you . i know that . i know that someone needs help and you 're there -- that 's -- that 's what you do . julia . julia 's life was in danger , and all i saw was you not paying attention to me -- and i did n't even like you half as much then as i do now . i 'm a bitch . i know , i know , i know . i 'm a bitch , i 'm a bitch with a bone to pick , and that 's just who i am , but i do n't want to be like that anymore , zach . i have you and i have spike and i have this whole wonderful life , and -- and i feel like i 'm in high school again . i do , i -- i feel like i 'm in high school . i mean , i see dixie , i hear her name , i -- i sense her around me , and all i want to do is i want to -- i want to slam her head in the locker and i want to pour blood over her head at the dance and i want to key her car . do you see this ? you see this ? this is not funny ! this is every fiber of my being fighting to stop what everything inside me is dying to do ! zach : which is what ? kendall : make you swear you will never see dixie again , or i will walk out on you , me , and us . [ scene_break ] dixie : what are you doing here ? tad : listen , i 'm -- uh -- obviously sorry to interrupt , but i heard you got this hot le on kate and you were too busy to call and let me know . david : why bother ? you have n't been much help so far . tad : well , i 'm here now and i would love to help . so what have you got ? david : it 's under control , martin . you can leave now . dixie : it 's a couple in scarsdale . they knew madden . they adopted a little girl . could be kate . tad : i may owe you on this one , hayward . david : do n't mention it . dixie : ok , here 's their name , address , and phone number . we were going to go tonight , but it 's late , so we 're going to go first thing in the morning . tad : no . are you kidding ? something this hot , waiting after all these years ? forget it . i say screw waiting . let 's get mr. and mrs. silverstone on the phone right now . david : wait a minute , is this a joke ? do you realize what time it is ? put the phone down , martin . tad : yes -- um -- hi . is this a -- a mrs. silverstone ? um -- my name is tad martin and i 'm calling from pine valley , and you do n't know me , but -- uh -- i know it 's late , but this is very , very important . um -- you 're acquainted with a dr. greg madden and you adopted a baby girl through him ? you did ? terrific . do you mind me asking how old she is ? oh . really ? ah , i see . well , when -- when was this ? uh - huh . no , it 's quite all right . you 've been most helpful and i am sorry for the intrusion . good night . dixie : what ? what is it ? it 's bad news -- what is it ? tad : their daughter 's too old to be kate . but what really ticked her off was she 'd already given this information to one dr. david hayward . dixie : is that true ? david : just get the hell out . tad : another classic hayward move gone desperately wrong . do n't they all . dixie : so you lied ? tad : you 're surprised ? david : no , i did not lie . but yes , i did speak with mrs. silverstone . dixie : their daughter 's too old . david : we have to follow every single lead that we get , no matter how small or unlikely . i wanted us to see this little girl up close , make sure that we were n't being played . tad : excuse me . in terms of `` being played , `` you were n't counting on getting something a little extra , right ? david : you know , how dare you come here and judge me . i mean , did n't you follow a name on a piece of paper that dumped you in the middle of nowhere ? you had to start a fire to get rescued . now , how do we know that this is n't another one of madden 's scams ? he could 've gotten to these people and convinced them to lie . another way to shut us down . tad : i checked out the silverstones , ok ? there was no way their daughter could 've been kate . no doubt about it , and you knew it , which means you lured dixie here . david : i did not lure her anywhere . tad : you jacked up her hopes , you played on her vulnerabilities just so you could score points . david : we needed to see this little girl ourselves . tad : you played this just so you could get her alone ! dixie : oh , my god , tad , would you stop ? you 're obviously just as much a player as david is . i mean , you walked in here pretending that you did n't know anything about the silverstones . what was that about ? what game are you playing ? [ scene_break ] adam : what has gotten into you ? have you thought through this at all ? j.r. : look , you saw babe in court , ok ? she saved my life . the only reason why i have another chance with my family is because of babe . adam : fine . buy her a diamond necklace , take her to fiji . j.r. : i want her to feel safe . i want her to know that it 's -- that it 's real , that she can trust me . adam : oh -- tell me that there is a worm in this contract , something that 'll make it invalid . j.r. : it 's not going to work , dad . i know that you love me , but your years of mentoring me over the edge are gone . i 'm going to handle this my way . krystal : those papers give you everything and leave j.r. with less than nada . yeah , right now he 's feeling grateful because he knows if you had n't stepped up , he 'd be hanging curtains in jail for his cellmate . he owes you big and he 's making lots of noise about paying up . babe : he does n't owe me , he wants to do it . krystal : you fast - forward a month or so , and j.r. , true to form , is back to his old self , and what does he see ? huh ? he has no shares of the family company , he has no rights to his son , you have everything . j.r. -- not so happy , not so grateful . babe : that 's not going to happen . it 's different this time . krystal : oh , yeah ? and then meanwhile , his father is working on him like water torture -- drip , drip , drip . j.r. can not stand up to that kind of pressure . babe : ok , fine . fine . say we go with the whole doomsday thing , and if it happens -- which it wo n't -- i 'm going to have everything and my son . krystal : yeah , sure you will -- unless he kills you . [ scene_break ] jonathan : amanda , hold on -- amanda : let go of me , let me go ! jonathan : please , hold on a second . please , you have to -- amanda : yeah , i heard all i need to hear , ok ? i wo n't let you do this . i will not let you hurt lily . jonathan : hurt -- amanda , you 're going to hurt h. you 're going to -- you 're going to kill her if you tell her about me . amanda : you -- i should jam the cops on you for impersonating a -- i do n't know what , but there 's got to be something illegal here . jonathan : amanda , listen to me , having -- amanda : do n't -- jonathan : ok , after the tumor was removed , i was exactly what you saw . my brain was n't working right . and then i got into a fight , i hit my head , and then the headaches came . after that , the seizure , which you saw . you remember it . when that was over , i was just -- i do n't know . i -- i was back to the w i used to be . amanda : a serial killer ! jonathan : amanda , that was because of the tumor , ok ? i am not a threat to anyone . amanda : and the dish ran away with the spoon . you 're busted . deal with it . jonathan : amanda , no , please , i love her . i love her so much . i will do anything for her . i will be anyone for her , even if that means i have to pretend to be the man that i was when we fell in love . amanda : all that love ? just tell her the truth . jonathan : i ca n't do that . amanda , she -- she needs m to be simple jonathan , that she depends on . amanda : you 've got to be kidding me . ok , why in the heck would she want you to lie about that ? jonathan : amanda , you know how it is to feel that no one understands you . you know how it is to feel different . yeah , you walk into a room and everyone sees your mom . lily walks into a room , and everyone sees the autistic girl . everyone sees the oddball that does calculus in her head but ca n't be touched . amanda : you really feel so bad about the way lily is treated ? you can do so much more now to help her . why are n't you protecting her from all those clowns who do n't care ? jonathan : i -- i do protect her . lily feels safe with me , but she feels safe with the jonathan she knows . the jonathan that knows what it 's like to be her , the one w knows those feelings , the ones -- the one that is her equal , amanda . that 's why we work . amanda : but that jonathan does n't exist anymore . jonathan : amanda , before my seizure , there were things i could n't do . lily did them for me , and it made her feel -- made her feel needed . made her feel valuable . and gave her confidence . we filled in the missing pieces for each other -- we still can , and that 's what makes our love what it is . now , if i have to tell her i 'm normal , then lily 's alone again . amanda , i wo n't let that happen . lily : jonathan ? amanda , you were really loud . i could hear you all the way out in the car . were you having a fight ? [ scene_break ] kendall : hello ? this is where you 're supposed to stop me and you 're supposed to tell me that i 'm acting like a child , i 'm being ridiculous , and to grow up and behave . zach : i 'm not telling you what to do and i 'm not telling you to stop . kendall : i do n't want s us up . zach : you 're not . kendall : this is stupid . it is , i know . i know that you do n't want her , i know there 's nothing going on . i just -- i need -- ok , that 's the wrong word . i want all of your attention . not half the time , all of the time , 24/7 . me -- round - the - clock . all about me , all the time . oh , god , that -- that 's pathetic . that 's -- that 's needy , pathetic , high school kendall , is n't it ? zach : no , your feelings are real . kendall : yeah , and they 're all over the place , too . because , as much as i want you all to myself , i ca n't hate dixie . she 's desperate . i mean , madden stole her little girl and he almost took spike , and if he had , i would do anything to find my child , whatever it took . so i ca n't -- i ca n't really blame dixie for reaching out to you , and i ca n't blame you for helping her . so i guess it 's time to grow up . zach : give me your hand . please . kendall : my engagement ring has been working just fine . zach : better than `` fine . `` i love you . kendall : wait . zach : is there a problem ? kendall : always only you . it 's -- that 's weird . it 's like you knew we were going to be right here in this moment , having this conversation . i would be saying these things and feeling these feelings right in this place . how -- how do you do that ? zach : that 's easy . i love you . with this ring , i thee we d . kendall : and , zach , with this ring , i thee we d . [ scene_break ] dixie : you must 've rehearsed your little innocent act all the way up here . tad : i wanted to help you . dixie : oh . that 's so -- you wanted to cut down david . you found out about the silverstones and you just could n't wait , could you ? you could n't resist . you had to sink your teeth into him , shake him around , make him look bad . tad : he does that all by himself . dixie : you had to grandstand . tad : if i 'm going to play with a snake , i 'm going to play by the snake 's rules . i 'm not going to wait for him to come up with some squishy story so he can slime his way out of this one . david : this was a legitimate lead . tad : oh , would you stop it ? the jig is up , ok ? you got busted , admit it . david : i gave you my word that i would do anything and everything to find kate . now , this lead did n't pan out ? fine . tad : the way you wanted it . david : but we will find your little girl , and nothing is going to stop me , dixie . that is a promise , not a game . tad : and every lead , a chance to get lucky . dixie : oh , shut up , tad . tad : look , i do n't care what you do with him . i do n't care what you do with the information i just gave you . but the fact is when a dirtbag like david hayward uses our daughter as bait to get you where he wants you , it tends to tick me off . i take it we 're done here . you want a ride back to pine valley , i 'll give you one . dixie : you know what ? i 'm not going anywhere with you , tad . but i definitely have something to say . [ scene_break ] lily : if it was a fight , you can agree to disagree , because we 're all friends here . amanda : i do disagree . lily : well , it 's ok . just -- just remember that you all are friends . jonathan taught me that . i used to think that if i did n't agree with someone , that i did n't like them and they could n't be my friend . but that 's not true . and when i disagreed with my father , i thought it was because i did n't like him . but that 's not true . i just did n't like what he said . does n't mean i do n't love him . jonathan and i , we agree to disagree all the time , and we love each other very much . is n't that great ? amanda : yeah , it 's great . lily : you do n't look happy . is there something wrong ? jonathan : ama -- amanda is just sorry that she missed our picnic . but that 's ok because -- because we can go again tomorrow , just the three of us . lily : no , we ca n't , remember ? we have our life skills class at 9 : 00 ? and then at 10 : 30 , i have a meeting with the admissions counselor to go over the applications for mit and scholarships . and then at 11 : 00 , you have an appointment at the chicken shack -- not the one on delacey , the one on green street . amanda : you 're going to work at the chicken shack ? jonathan : yeah -- hmm , if they 'll have me . lily : i have to help jonathan prepare for the job application . there 's some things that he ca n't do very well or remember -- like times , locations , and numbers -- and i help him with that . but he helps me a lot , too . he helps me be not afraid of thunder and noise and nightmares . that 's why we 're made for each other . aidan calls it `` destiny . `` jonathan 's my destiny . amanda : well , i ca n't think of two people who were more made for each other . jonathan : thank you . [ scene_break ] greg : let me out ! [ thud ] [ creaking ] greg : oh , thank you . thank you . oh , thank you . oh , thank you ! i 'll tell you everything you want to know . thank you so much . ahh ... vacation at last . [ scene_break ] babe : i get that you 're worried about me , and i appreciate it , but somehow , you jump straight to the worst possible thing that could happen . krystal : j.r. took that leap for me . the only thing worse than what he did would be if you were actually underneath that rubble . i -- i just wish you would let him serve his time . he 's free . now you have to sleep with both eyes open even with him in the guest room . babe : yes , j.r. did do a terrible thing , but you do n't know what 's in his heart . krystal : neither do you . j.r. : i 'm with krystal on this one . i drugged you , i lied to you , i -- i tried to kill you . it 's zero reason for you to trust me . you , either . krystal : thank you . babe , pack your bag . j.r. : you do n't have to leave . krystal : oh , that 's right . you 're -- you 're still packed , are n't you ? adam : my son is n't going anywhere . j.r. : you think those -- those papers put babe 's life in danger ? you want her to be safe ? there 's a real simple solution . krystal : yeah . put a few zip codes between us and you . j.r. : i love your daughter , krystal . i 'm not a threat . but you know what ? do n't -- do n't trust me . do n't take it from me . krystal : oh , as if . j.r. : i 'll prove it to you . adam : this has been a very emotional night , so why do n't we sleep on it and face it in the morning when we 're fresh ? j.r. : no , no , we 'll settle it tonight . we 'll draw up a will for babe -- all your chandler stock can go to your mom . or a charity . adam : j.r. , soup kitchens with a vote to the family chandler business ? j.r. : and custody of little adam can go to your mom . whatever it takes for you to both know that you have nothing to worry about from me . or my father . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] singer : i kinda thought that i 'd be better off by myself i 've never been so wrong before you made it impossible for me to ever love somebody else and now i do n't know what i left you for see , i thought that i could replace you he ca n't love me the way you do till now i never knew , baby singers : i 'm spoiled by your love , boy no matter how i try to change my mind what 's the point ? it 's just a waste of time i 'm spoiled by your touch , boy the love you give is just too hard to fight do n't want to live without you in my life i 'm spoiled [ scene_break ] amanda : burgers it is . and maybe jonathan can explain how not to be afraid of thunder to me . lily : ok . jonathan : thank you . thank you for not saying anything . amanda : for now . but if you do anything to hurt lily -- i do n't care how tiny it is -- i will scream the truth from the top of my lungs , after i take you apart myself . jonathan : wo n't happen . i would never hurt lily . [ scene_break ] greg : thank you . thank you . thank god . out of that hellhole . disguised voice : why do n't you thank me properly ? where 's kate ? greg : never . never ! now that i 'm out of there . i 'm free ! you will never find kate . never ! [ scene_break ] dixie : tad , i know who david is . he can be a class - a jerk , and he 's not very good at hiding it . but one thing that i can count on david for is that he is always out for david . tad : does n't sound like a compliment to me . dixie : david accepts me , and i accept david . he does n't judge me . he does n't expect me to be something that i 'm not . tad : i was n't judging you . dixie : you constantly judge me , tad . david gets it . he gets what it 's like to screw up because he screws up all the time . he 's not some self - righteous jerk who thinks i 'm a sinner that ca n't be saved . david : now , that sounds like a compliment . tad : shut up . he got you here under false pretense . that does n't upset you ? dixie : he did the wrong thing . but he did it for the right reasons . you did the `` right thing `` for the wrong reasons . david : looks like you 're going home alone . dixie : he 's not the only one . david : wait a minute . dixie ? [ david sighs ] tad : is it just me , or is everybody around here gone crazy ? david : is that a rhetorical question ? just get the hell out . [ scene_break ] krystal : babe , i suggest you lock your bedroom door and your windows until this will is finalized . adam : well , i 'm sure you 're happy . this is what you 've been after from the very beginning , is n't it ? your daughter hit the mother lode . krystal : oh , would you get over yourself , adam ? your son is still here . he 's not on the street , he 's not in jail , where he should be . why do n't you high- five yourself , huh ? you might as well . you 're definitely going to be sleeping by yourself . adam : why the hell do they even have the part `` love , honor , and obey `` ? [ scene_break ] [ while the music plays , zach and kendall make passionate love . ] singer : i 'm spoiled i 'm spoiled singers : by your love singer : oh , yeah , yeah singers : boy singer : no matter how i try to change my mind what 's the point what 's the point of trying ? singers : i 'm spoiled singer : i feel spoiled singers : by your touch singer : oh - oh - oh - oh - oh singers : the love you give is just too hard to fight singer : too hard to fight too hard to fight singers : oh , oh , oh singer : mmm , mmm , mmm singers : oh , oh , oh singer : i 've been spoiled yeah , yeah singers : oh , oh , oh singer : mmm singers : oh , oh , oh [ next_on ] j.r. : are you ready to give up fusion ? babe : no way . kendall is not winning . zach : you could have told me you asked my wife to testify . livia : i did n't , she insisted . ryan : do you think spike looks like me ? julia : who else would he -- i can do the test if you want to know for sure .
greg is struggling to get out of the leaking box in the ground and still not ready to reveal the secret . david tells dixie that he is determined to find kate . but tad discovers taht he knows that he 's found for her is a dead lead . she tells tad that she no longer sees him as a hero and she cares about david no matter what he thinks . but she tells both men she does not need them the way they wish that she 'd need them . kendall and zach work out their issues and make love . jr sounds like he has reformed . babe trusts her husband . but krsytal believes he belongs in prison and he is only sweet talking her daughter and scamming her . krystal and adam are fighting on behalf of their respective children . amanda overhaers jonathan revealing to erin that he 's putting on an act for lily that he 's menatlly challenged . she instantly assumes that he 's scamming lily and intends to hurt her . but he protests to her that he has good intentions for having lily believing that he is disabled . she needs to believe that he understands her . and he would never hurt her .
pam : ok , i think this is it -- 219 . well , let 's find out . erica , the nurse said we should n't tire you out . val : yeah , as if you were hit by a truck instead of a waiter . pam : do n't you just have a sprained ankle or something ? erica : oh , you know how it is . you see a doctor for one thing , they run some tests -- val : oh , dear god . pam : they found something else ? erica : well , let 's not talk about it till they 're sure . pam : does jack know ? should i call him ? erica : no , no , i do n't want him to see me like this . pam : we brought you things . dave : where do you want me ? pam : get out of here , dave . dave : but you said `` meet you -- `` pam : miss kane is here for treatment . this is n't a bit for our show . val : yeah , go away . and for god 's sake , do n't say a word about this to anyone . dave : ok , ok . erica : oh . [ scene_break ] jack : oh , livia , you scared the hell out of me . why -- why are you here ? do we have a meeting ? we did n't have a meeting . no , we did n't have -- i 'm sorry . with sean 's drug bust and erica 's divorce games , i do n't know if i 'm coming or going . livia : have you checked your calendar lately ? jack : what did i miss ? livia : your divorce is about to be finalized . jack : yeah , i know that . livia : then why do n't you get off of your high horse and do something to win erica 's divorce games ? oh , you want to be miserable for the rest of your life ? [ scene_break ] kendall : ah , what an amazing day ! i feel energized , do n't you ? i feel like good things are in the air , good things are going to happen . oh , what happened ? something 's wrong . oh , the vacation , the family honeymoon did n't go well , and you could n't tell me when you dropped off spike with ryan . annie : no , no , no , the honeymoon was amazing . kendall : but not `` amazing `` good ? annie : ryan and i had a wonderful time . but then i get here , and greenlee just came this close to firing me . [ scene_break ] greenlee : the beach , now the yacht club ? are you following me ? ryan : are you sure it 's not the other way around ? greenlee : i did n't know you 'd be here . ryan : i was just joking . greenlee : oh . well , i guess we should get used to this . i mean , we like the same things , we 'll probably end up in lots of the same places . it 's your destiny , ryan lavery . you can fight it , but you ca n't change it . you 're stuck with me . [ scene_break ] del : hey , queen of fiji . slumming it with the little people again ? amanda : did you miss me ? del : where did you go , exactly ? who goes to fiji and comes back without a tan ? amanda : people who believe in sunblock -- spf 45 . del : well , i guess you beat the post cards back . you sent us some , right ? amanda : i did n't have time . del : really ? what 's there to do on fiji anyway ? amanda : oh -- del : you see , you 'd know if you 'd gone . but you did n't , did you ? amanda : why would i make up such a wild lie ? del : what 's his name ? amanda : excuse me ? del : the guy -- the guy you 've been doing in new york or philly or wherever you 've been . amanda : there 's no guy . del : hmm -- girl ? you switching teams on me now ? amanda : i was in fiji . del : fiji -- fiji , delaware , maybe . come on , amanda , you can tell me . the guy 's probably the loser poster boy anyway . amanda : no , del , that honor is still yours . del : oh , right . what 's your deal ? what , is he married or something ? ooh . is that it ? you know , they never leave their wives , amanda . i , on the other hand , am still quite available . amanda : oh , that 's a surprise . del : and no matter how rich he is , money ca n't buy happiness , kid -- or a devoted guy like myself who 'd never consider looking at another woman . amanda : sorry , you lost me on `` money ca n't buy you . `` j.r. : i need to talk to you , amanda -- amanda : hey . j.r. : alone . [ scene_break ] erica : thank you , pam . pam : do you want me to call anyone -- kendall ? bianca ? erica : no , no , no , no need to worry them -- yet . pam : i 'll keep you company , then . erica : well , you have things to do . pam : nothing 's more important than spending time with -- erica : well , i mean , someone has to look after `` new beginnings , `` and that 's more important than spending time watching me sleep . and besides , i mean , you ca n't take my tests for me . pam : i wish i could . erica : well , you go back to the office now -- i mean it -- please . pam : all right . but if you need anything -- anything -- call me . erica : i will . pam : you know , you 're more than just my boss . i love you . erica : thank you . pam : busted . [ erica gasps and drops the vase of flowers when pam returns unexpectedly ] pam : ah ! your face -- erica : oh ! will you stop laughing ? stop that laughing , you 're going to ruin everything ! pam : `` and the golden bedpan goes to erica kane for her touching portrayal . `` erica : you -- shh , shh , shh . really , stop it , be quiet . [ knock on door ] erica : oh -- oh , jack . i knew you 'd come . tad : probably , the poor sap , which is why i thought you 'd need a dress rehearsal . [ scene_break ] jack : i 'm the problem ? livia , who left me to go find herself and found jeff martin instead ? who wanted this divorce to begin with ? livia : erica , but -- jack : erica -- that 's correct . i can not force her to stay married to me , i would n't want to . livia : we know that if erica could admit that she did n't want the divorce , we would n't be -- jack : then you go strong - arm her , ok ? here 's what you can suggest to her -- tell her that her ratings will go up if she calls her divorce off . livia : well , i guess you 'll both miss taping `` the new divorce . `` jack : i ca n't tell you how much . livia : come on , you and erica publicly mixing it up . pretty soon it 's going to be so long , grand passion , hello , polite nods across restaurants , introducing one another 's dates at family gatherings . jack : livia , if that 's the way it has to be , that 's the way it has to be , because i 've done all i can do . livia : you used to be persuasive . jack : ok , last night erica was supposed to come back to me here , in our home . she knew all she had to do was walk through that door . livia : and she did n't show ? jack : no , she did n't show . i 've told her i want her , i 've told her i want our life together . that 's it -- she wants this marriage , she knows what to do . livia : you knew how stubborn erica was when you married her . all i 'm asking is if you want me to stall the divorce . i can misfile some paperwork -- [ phone rings ] jack : excuse me . livia : just to give her time to figure it out . jack : now , this ought to be good . hello . tad : jack , listen , it 's me . um -- what have you heard from erica ? jack : well , gosh , nothing , tad , and i do n't really expect to . [ tad sighs ] tad : oh , man , i was afraid of that . you know , she swore to me she was going to call you , but you know -- you know erica . jack : yes , i do . let 's see -- after that display you two put on in the comeback , i guess maybe you 're calling me to tell me that you 're engaged and she wants my approval , right ? listen , i 'm done with these childish games , do you understand ? tad : jack , erica 's in the hospital . she was admitted last night . jack : what happened ? tad : i do n't know -- i -- i do n't know any details . the only thing i 'm sure of is that she is in room 219 and -- well , thank god she 's stable . anyway , they do n't want me to talk much longer , so maybe i 'll see you here , ok ? tad : well , now that jackson is hooked , i 'd say that it 's almost showtime . joe : not in my hospital , it 's not . [ scene_break ] kendall : no one is firing you , annie . annie : greenlee wants me gone . can she kick me out without your vote ? kendall : no . no , of course not . i 'm with you . i 'm with you and ryan and emma and spike . you 're family , and i want you happy . annie : greenlee is part of your family , too , by your mother 's marriage . i mean , we 're all going to be living here together soon -- we spend half of our lives at work . kendall : right , it 's an adjustment , i understand . annie : no , you should 've heard her , the way she just invited me to resign . kendall : sounds like greenlee . was it in writing ? annie : verbal . kendall : all right , see , it does n't mean anything . i 'm telling you , that was just greenlee being greenlee . once you understand her -- annie : i understand greenlee perfectly . [ scene_break ] ryan : so who 's meeting you here -- jackson ? greenlee : no . by myself , a quiet lunch for one . unless -- would you like to join me ? ryan : oh , uh , not today , thanks . greenlee : really ? i ca n't convince you ? sun reflecting off the water , some gazpacho -- ryan : maybe some other time . greenlee : you know , i 've been thinking a lot about you -- maybe that 's why we keep bumping into each other . ryan : really ? like , your mind over my matter ? [ ryan chuckles ] greenlee : i just -- i wanted to thank you . i was spinning out of control , making myself and lots of other people miserable . you could 've led the charge against me , but instead you decided to defend me . ryan : it was no big deal . greenlee : yes , it was . you tried to make people see why i was being such a -- brat . ryan : hmm . you had good reason . greenlee : when you said that i deserved to be part of your family -- yours and spike 's and kendall 's -- i just felt so much lighter . you got it -- that was all i wanted , that was all i needed . ryan : well , i 'm really glad you feel better . greenlee : well , thanks to you , i 'm seeing everything differently , even with kendall . sometimes it 's like time has n't even passed . i mean , yes , we 're not as close as we used to be , but there 's been sparks . the other night we stayed up , and , and -- and we were like the witch chemists of fusion , mixing and -- and weighing and stirring , and we did it , we came up with the scent for fusion freen ! ryan : well , you definitely ca n't give me any credit for that . greenlee : yes , i can . because when everyone else wanted me to disappear , you reached out and stood up for me . so because of you , i can stay , and i can reclaim my life . some things stay strong when everything else falls apart . so whether we 're married or not , or lovers or not , we 're still a part of one another . we 're family . it 's a bond that ca n't be broken . family always comes first . ryan : i will always care about you , greenlee . but my wife and my children come first . they do now and will always . greenlee : of course , annie and your children come first . i did n't mean to suggest -- i 'm sorry . ryan : no , no , no , no , it 's cool . i just wanted to -- you know , i wanted to be clear . because you are right -- we -- we are connected . you 'll always be part of spike 's life and -- and mine . it 's just that annie has to be comfortable with how you fit in . greenlee : yeah , uh , definitely . ryan : she 's got to take the lead in this , because you did break up our wedding , had me arrested , almost sued for custody of spike . greenlee : nobody understands better how annie feels than i do . [ scene_break ] annie : i know exactly what greenlee wants -- my life . well , not -- not my life , exactly , her old life with ryan , my husband . and in order for her to get it , she 's got to get rid of me . kendall : that 's a little dramatic . annie : oh , and greenlee 's not dramatic ? kendall : all right , point taken . but you 're here , and greenlee ca n't do a damn thing about that . annie : well , greenlee ca n't make me disappear from ryan 's life , but she 's going to fight like hell to get me out of fusion . kendall : greenlee can not make you disappear from anywhere , ok ? i 'm not even sure if she would want to anymore . annie : please , you 're joking . kendall : what greenlee expected when she came back and -- and what she dealt with -- it 's -- it 's no wonder she 's a mess . but i think she 's coming around . annie : well , with you maybe , but i 'm not the one who used to be her best friend . i am the woman who ruined her life . she 's never going to forgive me for marrying ryan . kendall : so what ? annie : you know , you and ryan , you -- i do n't really care how greenlee feels . you and ryan are taking care of that for all of us . kendall : ok , well , we have a history with her . annie : i know , but you blame yourselves for greenlee leaving . and now she 's back , and you want to make it up to her . kendall : well , yeah , we do , but that does n't concern you . annie : no , but it does concern me , kendall , and it is my business , because what she wants belongs to other people . and i have to ask myself , how much are you willing to do to make little greenlee happy ? and how much is she going to take that 's mine ? [ scene_break ] [ pounding on door ] sean : colby , what -- what are you ? colby : shh ! do n't even say my name . sean : what -- why ? colby : i 'm being tailed , stalked . sean : what -- who -- what , are you sure ? colby : look -- that freak , like a refugee from the wwe ? i kept on imagining it -- you know , we just happened to be going the same way -- but that was two days ago . and then he started showing up in places that did n't make sense -- in a card shop across the street from salon jacques . sean : uh -- ok , it could be a coincidence . colby : no . and then from the health food store , he followed me -- from the salon to the health food store . sean : are you sure ? colby : he 's outside -- what do you think ? i mean , he figures that he could just get away , but he 's not even hiding anymore . sean : ok , i 'll -- i 'll take care of it . colby : uh -- no , you ca n't ! sean : what -- look , i 'm just going to play nice , talk , find out what 's going on . colby : that wo n't tip him off -- `` hey , nice weather -- like my ball ? `` sean : i 'm just going to tell him to leave you alone . colby : no , he 'll cream you . sean : yeah , we 'll see . colby : hey -- no , listen , that could be the guy that kidnapped j.r . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you 've been through hell . amanda : i do n't look it ? j.r. : well , no , but you should n't be at work right now . amanda : hey , the outside world does n't know we were kidnapped . why would n't i come back to work after kicking back in fiji ? j.r. : right , right , but -- what the hell ? it 's not like you need the money . amanda : i do until you pay up . j.r. : i 'm good for half a million dollars . amanda : and five mil if you get the ransom back . j.r. : i 'm going to get it back . i 'm not taking orders from zach slater . amanda : ok , i put aidan on seamus ' trail . j.r. : aidan ? amanda : yeah . j.r. : well , you might as well spill your guts to the feds . amanda : well , i would n't . j.r. : i 'm as good as in prison now ! [ scene_break ] tad : come on , pop . you 're the guy that wanted to keep her for observation , right ? joe : observation , not entertainment . tad : do n't think of it as entertainment , think of it as a precaution . you know , you can always run more tests . joe : we 've already run quite enough tests , spent enough man hours and equipment on erica . believe me , josh and his ekg are going to go out of here . tad : now -- wait a minute , dad . listen , that ekg was being sent out for repairs , right ? joe : you know , this is a hospital -- we help people here . tad : right , right , we 're -- we 're helping erica . joe : ok , we heal people -- and there 's nothing wrong with erica . tad : well , you heal people body , soul , and mind , right ? joe : well , yes , you do have a point there . she could use some help . tad : ok , there you go . look , i initially thought of this the same way you did , ok , then she brought me around . we 're helping two people . we 're helping jack and erica , they both need this . and i give you my word -- there 's no bed shortage , i checked . i 'm not going to use any kind of equipment that could possibly benefit anybody else , and erica 's not going to put this on her insurance . she 's going to write a check -- a very big check . come on , dad , think of this as a boon for mankind . imagine -- no more `` the new divorce . `` joe : she 's out of here tomorrow morning , huh ? erica : well ? tad : well , tomorrow morning that thing is turning into a pumpkin , and you 're turning into a white mouse . erica : how 'd you do it ? tad : by being an advocate for mental health . josh : oh , joe 's never going to let me in this hospital ever again . tad : ah , come on , think positive . last time you were helping babe , now you 're helping your mother . you know , dad gets it . josh : why do i doubt you ? tad : because old habits die hard ? erica : i think it 's very sad if a mother ca n't depend on her son for one teensy little favor . josh : do n't push it , erica . erica : should this thing be attached to something ? tad : who cares ? the thing does n't work anyway . josh : ekg works , it just does n't work properly . erica : you know what ? i need this rest , some recovery time . tad : you 're kidding ? now you 're talking yourself into actually being sick ? erica : this was fate -- my accident . josh : you plowed into someone . erica : no , josh , someone plowed into me , someone mowed me down . and confined to this bed , i realize why -- so jack and i can reconnect . tad : and this way , your pride wo n't take a beating . see you later . jack : what is wrong with you ? why did n't you call me last night when you brought her in ? tad : i -- look , i just -- i could n't , ok ? i just -- i played it out the way she wanted me to play it . jack : is this her room here ? tad : yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . she 's just waiting for the results of one big test . jack : hi . tad : they 're about to come in . erica : jack . jack : sweetheart , why did n't you call me ? erica : i was n't up to it . jack : no , i mean last night . why did n't you have tad call me then ? erica : well , i did n't want to worry you . jack : well , how do you feel ? erica : i have no pain . i 'm just exhausted . josh : i 'm going to review this and the other tests and , uh , come back later . erica : thank you . and thank you , jack . thank you for coming -- in spite of everything . jack : always , erica , always . you know that . [ scene_break ] colby : my father and zach slater found them . they 're all right , but now the fbi is all over it . sean : yeah , and your dad 's out $ 100 million . colby : yeah , but he does n't care , as long as j.r. 's safe . listen , you can not tell a soul -- the cops do n't even know . sean : i wo n't , i wo n't , i wo n't . colby : it 's all tied up with business now , chandler stock or something . sean : yeah , but if j.r. 's worth a fortune , that means you are , too . if anything happened to you , i do n't know what i 'd do . [ knock on door ] colby : it 's him ! sean : look , it 's ok -- relax . colby : no , do n't answer it ! sean : look -- no , it 's -- look , it 's cool , it 's chief frye . colby : oh . oh ! i thought they 'd send a squad car . is he out there , did you see him ? derek : i had a chat with your stalker , ran a check on his id . colby : mm - hmm ? derek : no outstanding warrants . colby : did you arrest him ? derek : his name is sven morgenthal , he 's on your father 's payroll as your bodyguard -- and we all know why you need one . [ scene_break ] j.r. : how -- how could you tell aidan that i planned my own kidnapping ? amanda : i told aidan i want seamus found because he ditched me and took my dad 's lucky coin . j.r. : so you do n't think that aidan 's going to figure out the connection , that seamus worked for me ? amanda : i told him already . j.r. : oh -- you did ? this just gets better and better . [ amanda sighs ] amanda : why should that be a secret ? you think seamus is going to cop to the fact that he was part of the kidnapping plot and then double - crossing you ? j.r. : who knows what else aidan 's going to uncover ? amanda : well , excuse me for trying to help . j.r. : yeah , sure , help -- help yourself to another $ 4.5 million . amanda : like i do n't deserve it for being afraid for my life , you jerk . you did n't give a damn what happened to me during our abduction . j.r. : now that 's not true . i kept you safe . amanda : the extra money would come out of adam 's pocket , and he should pay for what he did to my mom -- talking her into escaping ? he 's the one that was behind her kidnapping krystal 's baby . j.r. : will you please spare me the play - by - play ? i know every rotten trick my dad 's ever done . amanda : oh , but it does n't matter anymore , does it , since adam shelled out your ransom money . now he 's a saint , and you 're his golden boy again . j.r. : your mother is responsible for a lot of people 's pain , and you 're still in her corner . shall we compare your mother 's rap sheet to my father 's ? amanda : i was making a point . j.r. : well , whatever your excuse is , dragging aidan into this was -- dangerous . we know zach is the one who ripped off my dad . [ scene_break ] kendall : you 're not unsure about ryan ? annie : about what we have ? about how much he loves me ? no . but i hate that he 's too good for his own good . kendall : and yours . annie : and maybe spike 's and zach and yours , too . kendall : greenlee did barrel into town on overdrive . annie : yeah -- anti - annie overdrive . kendall : as greenlee would say , `` it 's not personal , `` where you 're concerned . annie : yeah -- she 's just after my husband , and i just happen to be in the way . kendall : all right , i 'm not -- i 'm not asking you to pretend that you adore greenlee . annie : i can barely tolerate greenlee . kendall : all right , just -- just give her a chance to let -- let her show you who she really is . i know , i know -- greenlee can be horribly annoying , but she can also be a really fantastic person , too . annie : oh , i have had it up to here with the hidden wonders of greenlee . kendall : annie , you 'll see . greenlee 's a special person , and she could be a pretty amazing friend . annie : well , i wo n't hold my breath , but i will keep my eyes open . kendall : ok . why do n't the three of us go and toast to good times and have a smoothie ? annie : thank you , but i think i 'm going to wrap up here so i can go surprise ryan at the club . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] greenlee : why should annie trust me after everything i 've done ? earning her respect may take ages , but i will , ryan . i -- i swear i will . anything -- anything to make you happy . singer : they say i 'm living ryan : i 'm already happy -- with annie . greenlee : right , and you deserve it . we 've been through so much . ryan : we have . so have annie and i . greenlee : ok . it 's not a competition . you found happiness with annie . hold on to it . i -- i would never intentionally try to screw -- oh , oh , oh ! [ greenlee gasps ] greenlee : hello ! ryan : hey , baby . greenlee : hello ! ryan : come here , boo ! come here , come here . rachael : spike 's been asking for you , so i will be right back . ryan : how are you ? ok , absolutely -- that 's for me . that 's really for you more than it is for me . you miss your old man ? is that right ? greenlee : oh , hello , spikey ! ryan : you remember this lady over here , do n't you ? she 's over here . she 's this way . she 's facing this way right here -- you remember her , aunt greenlee ? there she is . hi . greenlee : hi ! hi , angel face . ryan : hey . greenlee : you remember me , do n't you ? ryan : yes . greenlee : oh , yes , you do . well , maybe we 're new friends , but soon , we 'll be the best of pals , and spikey ? i 'm always going to be around for you , ok ? ryan : hmm . greenlee : because i care about you lots , lots and lots and lots . ryan : spike and i have swim class . greenlee : really ? ryan : yeah . greenlee : spike , are you a guppy ? ryan : we got `` daddy and me `` class , and we got to go change into our swimsuits . greenlee : ok . well , you and daddy have fun . ryan : say goodbye to aunt greenlee . he 's very excited for swim class , we better run . greenlee : yes , i think so . ryan : say good - bye . greenlee : bye - bye . ryan : see you later . greenlee : bye - bye . [ scene_break ] j.r. : so , zach 's been buying up chandler stock , probably to make his own run at the company . my dad saved him the trouble . amanda : so if you and adam ca n't repay zach , he 'll take control of the company ? j.r. : yeah . amanda : how much time is left ? j.r. : well , do you want it in hours or minutes ? amanda : so you think zach is working with seamus ? j.r. : yeah , well , if zach can flip him to his side , i can flip him right back . amanda : oh . ok , it 's hard for me to say no to you sometimes , but i think seamus will be a harder sell . j.r. : do n't worry . i 'm going to work on an angle , ok ? kendall : tumbling off the wagon , j.r. ? j.r. : wake up on the wrong side of the kennel , kendall ? kendall : so , how was fiji ? amanda : um , i feel better . you know , i got some things sorted out . kendall : ah , yes . well , i can do that here at the spa of paradise . it 's much cheaper , too . fiji must be a fortune . amanda : i just paid for meals , a friend picked up the rest . kendall : nice friend . introduce me sometime . amanda : sure . i 'm quitting -- well , in two weeks . is that enough notice ? kendall : what , what -- and , what 's going on , amanda ? amanda : nothing . i just -- i 've loved confusion , but it 's time to move on . kendall : right . well , if you 're moving on to j.r. , be careful on balconies and avoid construction supplies . he can be lethal . [ scene_break ] derek : x , special k -- it 's all poison . too bad so many kids have to find out the hard way like when a friend dies or one gets dragged in front of a judge . adam and i do n't agree on much , but if you were my daughter , i 'd hire someone to keep you out of trouble , too . colby : thanks for checking on sven for me . derek : but i 'd go further . you 'd be grounded as far as he 's concerned , and you -- i 'd slap a restraining order on you that 'd keep you a mile away from my daughter . colby : listen , sean 's not a druggy . derek : he had a pocket full of pills , and he pled guilty . sean : look , i made a big mistake , ok , but i 'm not repeating it . derek : better not . another conviction could wreck your life forever . sean : yeah , well , i 've learned my lesson . derek : hmm . guess adam 's more trusting than i am . sean : sven is probably ratting you out to adam right now . colby : hmm . sean : and then derek will call , `` how could you let colby hang with that druggy ? `` nice knowing you . colby : my father can not keep me from seeing you . no one can . [ scene_break ] erica : jack . jack ? jack : i 'm right here , i 'm right here . sweetheart , i 'm right here -- right here . erica : oh -- oh , it was a dream . jack : oh . erica : it was only a dream . oh . where are we ? jack : well , you 're in the hospital , honey . erica : oh , yes . yes . oh , i had the most horrible dream . jack : oh , well , listen , it was just a dream . why do n't you go back to sleep , ok ? get some rest . erica : well , i was far , far away from you . but somewhere inside my heart , i knew that you were waiting for me . but when i opened the door was blocked by masses of luggage and trunks and it was a solid wall . and i tried to go through the wall , i tried to move the wall . i fought the luggage , but the luggage fought back , and pretty soon , i had to stop . i mean , i could n't breathe . i was trapped . do you think that means anything ? jack : i think your unconscious mind took a real moment , and you have exaggerated it . erica : really , i have ? jack : yeah . months ago , after you left me , i packed up your belongings , and i sent them over to the valley inn . do you remember ? erica : oh . was that just months ago ? my goodness . that seems forever ago . that seems a lifetime ago . i barely remember . [ scene_break ] ryan : yeah , i know , i know . vitamin d is great and everything , but i got to get you all greased up . [ spike fusses ] ryan : you do n't want it all ? you got enough on already ? oh . greenlee : does that hurt ? ryan : well -- greenlee : you 're a little pink . pink 's not your color . here , give me . ryan : oh -- oh , no , no . i got it , thank you . it 's all right . i got it , there we go . come here , spike . come here . look at you . greenlee : oh , well , good thing i was passing by or daddy was going to get super crispy . ryan : ha . how was your lunch ? greenlee : delicious , but it robbed me of all ambition . i am taking the rest of the day off to soak up the glories of nature . mind if i join you ? [ scene_break ] tad : j.r. , if i did n't know any better , i 'd swear you were trying to get away from me . j.r. : hey , i just got a lot on my mind , a lot of business stuff i got to take care of right now . tad : you 're lying . what 's really on your mind ? tell me . j.r. : you know , i 'm not doing martin . the name change . you were dead right . it was just to get back at my father . tad : yeah , and it would 've been effective . well , if you want my advice , i would 've stuck it somewhere it really counted like his wallet . j.r. : actually , i 'm -- i 'm not doing the anger . tad : good . if he 's not pressing your buttons , that means you control the remote . j.r. : i do n't feel like i 'm in control . tad : hey . come on . you stopped yourself right in the middle of plotting revenge . that 's a big step . adam could n't have done it . you should give yourself little credit for ending things before they got out of hand . [ scene_break ] colby : so you do n't have ankle bracelets or anything ? [ sean chuckles ] sean : no , i actually got off easy . drug counseling , community service . colby : how much ? sean : 300 hours . [ sean chuckles ] colby : that 's like a full - time job . sean : yeah , but i get to work it off over time , and they make you do stuff that 's good for the community , and , you know -- colby : like pick up trash , but you could still spend nights at the boathouse ? sean : yeah . but we 'll have to , you know , make it early , because i have a curfew . colby : well , we can handle it . sean : yeah , you do n't have a curfew . colby : sean , you 're the one who took the charge to keep me out of trouble . summer can still be great . sean : well , now that the stalker scare is over -- have i told you how much i miss you ? colby : hmm , i miss you , too . how the boathouse seems like months ago . sean : yeah , at least . colby : uh -- not that i 'm trying to get carried away or anything , but no one 's home , right ? i mean , no one was behind derek 's back when he was giving his `` do n't do drugs `` speech . sean : no , no , uncle jack 's at work or whatever , and lily , too . and ava moved out . colby : oh , whoo - hoo ! sean : whoo - hoo . [ scene_break ] erica : i ca n't sleep . jack : oh . erica : jack -- jack : hmm ? erica : before this happened , last night , i was supposed to come to you , was n't i ? jack : were you on your way ? erica : i do n't know . it 's like my dream . i mean , i want to get to you . but then something happens , and i ca n't . jack : what was it this time ? erica : i was mowed down . jack : oh . a mysterious malady ? i see . well , i sure hope it is n't serious . erica : let 's just dwell on the positive . jack : ok . erica : ok ? because no matter what happens , i 'm the luckiest woman on earth . jack : and i think i can say without any fear of contradiction the gutsiest . your doctors must have some idea how serious this is . erica : yes , but they 're careful . i mean , joe does n't want me subjected to any unnecessary tests . jack : oh , no , of course not . but i mean , have they given you any idea as to the diagnosis ? erica : result of stress ? jack : oh . erica : the unrelenting pressure of my career , my personal life . i mean , there 's just so much a person can take . jack : oh , ho -- do n't i know it . well , that you 've managed to bear up this long under this kind of strain -- i think it 's -- well , it 's a miracle . erica : you 're so understanding . jack : why are you surprised ? erica : well , i mean , you have been a little difficult . i mean , you were a little uncooperative with me about what i wanted to do for `` the new divorce . `` jack : yeah . yeah , i 've been thinking about that . there you were trying to help the world , and there i was just thinking of nobody but myself . well , listen , you close your eyes , ok ? i 'll be right back . erica : you 're leaving ? jack : well , you better save that strength , huh ? what i 'm doing wo n't take long . erica : well , no , no , i mean , why -- why do you have to go ? jack : i want to get a surprise for you . something healing . erica : you 're so good to me . jack : close your eyes . i 'll be back before you know it . [ scene_break ] kendall : thank you so much . you know , i do n't know why i 'm warning you about j.r. did n't he try to run you down and let babe take the rap ? amanda : i 'm sorry , you 're not getting my personal life served up with that smoothie . kendall : actually , did n't babe save your life ? i mean , j.r. would have just let you die . amanda : he was drunk . kendall : oh . then it 's ok , then ? amanda : i do n't want to revisit the bad times , ok ? kendall : all right . you stick around with j.r. , you 'll end up reliving them . amanda : lily , hey , it 's amanda . is zach in his office ? ok , i need to see him , like , now . [ scene_break ] greenlee : looks like the racing committee is gearing up for a big july and august . what about you , spikey ? are you the seafaring type ? ryan : are you kidding me ? spike and emma are practically sprouting gills . sailing is definitely in their future . greenlee : well , good , because i got this in the gift shop . ryan : are you kidding me ? [ greenlee laughs ] ryan : boating shoes ! these are awesome ! greenlee : i know . they were so cute , i could n't pass them up . ryan : all right , we got to try these on . wait a minute . dad 's got to get the right parts on . the first one -- greenlee : ooh ! perfect ! [ next_on ] zach : 10 % of $ 100 million . you worth all that ? amanda : my silence is . do we have a deal ? greenlee : and annie is freaking , because she knows ryan is only hers on paper . ryan : greenlee -- annie : will never stop trying to get you back , and you love it .
livia visits jack and lets him know that his divorce from erica will soon be final , but he has little time left to win erica back . at fusion , annie shares with kendall that greenlee is trying to get her out of fusion . kendall assures her that her job is safe . ryan is at the yacht club bar when greenlee sneaks up behind him , puts her hands over his eyes , and asks if he is following her . when del asks amanda where she has been the last few days , j.r. swoops in and pulls her away . pam visits erica in the hospital and finds out that she is faking her illness . tad comes to visit with a bunch of flowers . he puts in a desperate call to jack to tell him that erica is in the hospital . ryan informs greenlee that although he will always care for her , annie and his children come first in his life .
erica : i do n't understand . it 's so late . it 's way past visiting hours . who -- who would want to see me ? samuel ? [ scene_break ] jesse : yeah , i -- i 'll see you at the orientation . absolutely . thank you so much for the call . oh , dean yost ? darn , he hung up . angie : dean ? jesse : hey . hey , looks like dessert has arrived . yeah , we were going over our , um , our schedule . angie : oh . i think you 'll like it . jesse : dessert ? uh , that 's not exactly what i was talking about . come over here . kiss me , wife . ah , now , that , i can never get enough of . angie : damn right , you wo n't . jesse : so how 's the patient , randi ? she doing ok ? angie : uh , when i left , frankie was making her comfortable . jesse : yeah , well , devotion to the job . it 's a hubbard thing . angie : yeah , a pretty face in trouble might have something to do with it . jesse : oh . angie : ah , ah , ah . so teaching is , uh , tame stuff compared to chasing bad guys like randi 's pimp . jesse : oh , come on , i 've told you that i 'm ok with it . all right ? we 've already lost way too much time . but we 're here , now . and i 'm going to make the very best of our here and now . all right ? home early for dinner . uh , grab a few picnics when we can . christmas ! christmas with the kids . we got kids for christmas , baby . [ angie laughs ] jesse : i love you . so much . i owe you everything . angie : i love you , too . you know that , right ? jesse : yeah . [ scene_break ] nurse : you , uh , got a sweet tooth , dr. hubbard ? frankie : uh , something like that . how 's randi morgan ? nurse : uh , last time i checked , she was stable . frankie : all right . [ scene_break ] ryan : annie ? hey , it 's me . it 's all right , it 's all right . you 're ok ? huh , are you ? annie : i think so . what happened ? ryan : sit up , sit up , sit up . be careful . ok , oh , oh , oh -- zach : we were hoping you would tell us . annie : oh , god , richie 's gone . ryan : yeah . apparently , he -- he knocked you out , and i do n't -- it 's right there ? i do n't -- i do n't see any blood or anything like that , but we got to get you to a hospital . annie : no , i 'm ok , i 'm ok . i 'm ok . zach : what happened to you ? where 's richie headed ? [ scene_break ] kendall : we have got to be brilliant by morning . amanda : or gorgeous . is n't that enough ? babe : hey , you guys , it 's on . reporter : and seven years spent behind bars was all a miscarriage of justice based on false testimony given by his own sister , annie lavery of pine valley . novak is currently out on bail awaiting trial . greenlee : bastard , i ca n't believe he 's out on bail . let 's forget about him , you know ? we 've got work to do . kendall : we have 12 hours to come up with a brilliant sell for our new fusion eye - shadow collection . amanda : well , i 'm ready to brainstorm , but i do n't know how you three can focus . babe : look , we 'll manage , amanda , ok ? ooh ! greenlee : ah ! babe : how -- damn , how could this happen ? no , how does a man who 's done what richie 's done get out on bail ? i mean , he -- he tried to kill you and your husband . he stole j.r. 's bone marrow , and he 's not locked up ? what the hell kind of justice system is that ? kendall : it 's terrible , ok , babe ? but richie , he 'll be on trial soon , and he 's wearing one ugly ankle bracelet . greenlee : just ignore amanda . kendall : yeah , richie 's not on the streets . he ca n't go anywhere or hurt anyone . [ babe sighs ] babe : it stills gives me chills knowing that richie 's not locked up . greenlee : he 's got that monitor on . he ca n't get far without the police knowing . babe : an ankle bracelet 's not going to stop him , greenlee . he 'll be gone before the police even have a clue . amanda : ok , now you 're giving me goosebumps . greenlee : well , all i know is just i hope that whoever beat the crap out of him in prison gets a second shot . kendall : well , let 's just hope that richie is tucked in for the night . so let 's fire up the caffeine , forget the fear , and get ready to brainstorm . a little enthusiasm would be nice . i have locked down the elevator and the stairwells , ok ? there is no way richie or anyone can get to us . so we are free to be brilliant . [ scene_break ] richie : locked me out , huh , girls ? well , i guess i 'll have to find another way to the party . [ scene_break ] amanda : kendall 's right . to hell with richie . let 's do this . kendall : that 's right . so , babe , the idea you came up with for the atlanta market , brilliant . babe : wow , really ? because , uh , not so long ago , you were n't so sure . remember you had to run it by greenlee ? greenlee : brilliant , i agree . babe : gold star for me then . kendall : do you have a problem with us complimenting you ? babe : kendall , you flicked me away like i was some intern who did n't know what i was doing . if you 're trying to stroke me to get more work out of me , you 're wrong . greenlee : did i miss something ? amanda : babe is bent because she basically ran the company when you were buried and kendall was with her sons , so she 's feeling demoted and unappreciated . greenlee : well , that 's silly . we 're a team . we work together . as long as i 'm the only one wearing a tiara . i 'm kidding . can we get back to work ? i 'd like to get home before dawn . amanda : should we wait for annie ? kendall : she said she 'd be here . maybe i should call her . greenlee : works for me that she 's not . her attitude puts a kink in my creative mojo these days . babe : ok , let 's not dump on annie . you know , first , the ryan thing , and now , richie and the hearing . greenlee : yeah , must 've been hard being up on the stand like that , called out as a liar . amanda : let 's give her a break . give her a night off . annie deserves it . [ scene_break ] annie : ow . thank you . zach : slugger let you have it , huh ? annie : last thing i remember was just turning my back to him . zach : hmm . what happened before that ? annie : i ca n't believe richie 's just taken off . ryan : it 's not your fault . annie : i should 've known better , though . i should 've known not to turn my back to him . zach : can i ask you something ? why were you here ? annie : richie 's really desperate , you know ? there 's no telling what he might do . zach : right . that 's why we need your help . what 'd you guys talk about ? richie : thanks for the traveling cash . annie : and you wo n't forget what else you have to do ? richie : greenlee out of your life . zach : annie ? what did you guys talk about ? annie : i came here to convince richie to plead guilty . i just want this done . i want my brother behind bars and out of my life . out of all of our lives . [ scene_break ] erica : so what brings you here ? samuel : i talked to the federal bureau of prisons about the issue of solitary confinement and how it 's been utilized by those in control . erica : you took my request ? samuel : i told you i would . you thought it was one of those promises made just to -- just to get your vote ? erica : well , politicians do make promises . samuel : this one i intend to keep . so , erica , they said i could do a report . so with your permission , i 'm here to interview you . find out what you went through , see your cell , the whole thing . erica : for you to take time to do this , i mean , especially with your heavy campaign schedule , thank you . samuel : what you went through was wrong . and i think this report can change that , maybe stop some of these abuses . but i have to know , are you with me ? erica : i 'm with you . [ scene_break ] jesse : you know , who would 've thunk it ? the one kid that cut class every chance he got ca n't wait for school to start . angie : your students will love you . jesse : yeah , and you know what ? i 'm ready for them . i 've been working on my curriculum . you know ? remembering what worked for me when i was a student . angie : what , hanging out under the bleachers ? [ jesse chuckles ] jesse : no , i 'm talking field trips and lots of field trips , movies even . cop movies , showing what not to do . yeah , i 'm going to entertain them . you know , before they know what hit him , they 've learned something . angie : well , i 'm glad you got it all figured out . jesse : yeah , you know , you 're looking at teacher of the year . you watch . angie : i believe you . what you did for randi ? jesse , i should n't have gotten so upset with you . jesse : oh , baby . you know , we both know why you got upset . anything that has to do with being a cop just gives you the vapors . angie : yeah , but you may have saved that young woman 's life , and that 's what matters . jesse : it had to be done . anybody would 've done that . angie : no , no , no , not anybody . you . you saw randi was in trouble . you did n't shake your head and walk away , let someone else take care of it . you went after her pimp . you found him , caught him , and -- jesse : well , you know what ? punks like that deserve to be locked down forever , not out on the street beating women down . angie : and you 've made the streets better for how many of them ? jesse : yeah , unfortunately , trash like that , there 's always more where it comes from . angie : yeah , but there should be more people like you , people who care enough to step up , do something . jesse , i am so proud of you . i really am . [ scene_break ] frankie : how do you do that ? a -- a post - op patient just gets up out of her bead , walks out the room , and nobody sees her ? nobody knows anything ? woman : i 'm sorry , doctor . frankie : she should n't be ambulatory , left alone , wandering the halls . go check with security . let the staff know . damn it ! [ woman moans ] frankie : randi . what are you doing ? randi : fresh air . do you got a problem with that , too ? frankie : no , let me get you out of here . oh , you 're not doing yourself any favors . let 's get you back in bed . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , fusion eye candy . we 've got shadows , liners , mascaras . we have them in mattes and metallics . now , all we need is a campaign that pops . babe , gift with purchase ? babe : yeah , it 's in the works . small stockings with full - size product samples for the christmas push . amanda : christmas . i know what i want under my tree . kendall : a man ? amanda : hmm , good guess . kendall : that 's what you want every day . amanda : well , i am not the only man - less woman here . ahem . greenlee : i 've got a man at home . babe : aidan ? kendall : you made up ? greenlee : jake . amanda : what ? how did you land him already ? i did n't even get a shot . greenlee : it 's not like that . he just needs a place to crash . we 're just friends . kendall : you were just friends with josh , and look what happened with that . babe and amanda : you slept with josh ? greenlee : what if i did ? you were just friends with aidan . look how that turned out , ha . amanda : well , hey ! babe slept with josh , too . babe : ok , can we please just get back to the eye - candy campaign ? please , god . amanda : right . well , i -- i say that we offer the palettes in duos , not just quads . wait a minute . did n't you used to have a thing with jake once ? greenlee : does everybody know everything about me ? amanda : pretty much . greenlee : well , for your information , i have zero , zero intention of getting involved with jake . although , annie would love it . babe : why would annie love it ? [ kendall sighs ] kendall : i think annie would love if we got back to work . that 's what i think . greenlee : she 's going to combust if she does n't loosen up on me . that woman is on my case 24/7 , because she thinks i have it out to steal ryan . amanda : ha , you should 've heard her the other day . she was talking some smack about you . kendall : amanda . greenlee : what did she say ? amanda : usual girl - fight stuff , but do n't worry . kendall totally shot her down . greenlee : she did ? you did ? kendall : i did n't have a choice . annie was completely out of line . [ scene_break ] annie : he 's hurt so many people , and i just do n't want to put them through the pain of a trial . cop : yeah , looks like your brother had other ideas about how to avoid the trial . annie : yeah , i mean , he -- he was like so angry , and he just -- he started yelling and -- and screaming , and -- and he just went off , and i -- i turned around , and i mean , i -- i did n't think my brother would ever hit me . you know ? and the next thing that i remember , zach and ryan were here . cop : did he indicate where he was headed ? annie : no , no , he -- he mentioned something about , like , a phony passport or something and said that he wanted to go somewhere where nobody would find him . cop : all right , let 's get backup . let 's see if anyone saw anything or heard anything . ryan : you ok ? annie : i 'll -- i 'll be much better when they find my brother and put him in prison . kendall : annie 's always picture perfect and so low - key , but you know what ? lately , i 'm with greenlee on this one . i hope the whole richie drama does n't push her right over the edge . [ scene_break ] richie : wo n't be long now , ladies . is that the famous to - do list ? that 's right . [ scene_break ] [ erica sighs ] erica : this place , i -- i 've tried to shut it out . samuel : hey , hey , hey . eyes open . i 'm right here . the guard 's right here . nothing 's going to happen to you . nothing . erica : ok . ok , i 'm ready . [ scene_break ] frankie : all right . next time you feel like stretching your legs , please call for a wheelchair and a chauffeur . [ randi sighs ] randi : i do n't need to be here . frankie : yeah , you 're in great shape , with the exception of a few cracked ribs and a subdural hematoma . randi : a what ? frankie : ah , it 's just a couple syllables for the headache you got . randi : look , i 'm banged up . it 's nothing life - threatening . frankie : except for the company you keep . randi : i can take care of myself . frankie : i was thinking about that when i saw you collapsed on the ground . randi , you just got out of brain surgery . you need to relax , heal . randi : you need your head examined . you know that ? this whole god complex you have , this hero thing ? get over yourself . stop trying to save me . [ scene_break ] jesse : perfect , almost . angie : what are you doing ? jesse : setting the mood . i am in a mood . angie : hmm . so is this where that 's heading ? jesse : absolutely . right after dessert . so what did you get ? boston cream pie ? brooklyn cheesecake ? angie : wait , jesse . jesse : oh , carrot cake ? angie : baby ? jesse : what , what , what ? what ? angie : i love you . jesse : uh , yeah . angie : and you were right . jesse : what are you talking about ? angie : you do owe me . jesse : i stand by that . angie : you owe me a rich , full , long life . a life with no regrets . jesse : well , i 'm living the life that i want . angie : on my terms , not yours . jesse : what are you talking about ? i got my wife by my side . i got kids that are making their way . what , sounds like pretty damn good terms to me . angie : you have a gift , jesse . i saw it when you went after richie novak . and i saw it when you brought down that rat hole that beat up randi . use the gift . open the box . go ahead , open it . angie : it 's yours . nothing would make me prouder . [ scene_break ] zach : is there anything else you remember ? ryan : zach , that 's enough . honestly , if there was anything else she remembered , she would be telling us what she remembered . annie : it 's ok , it 's ok . ryan : well , is there anything else ? annie : no -- no , i mean , i do n't -- like zach said , it 's all very fuzzy . i do n't think there 's anything more -- zach : you trust me , right ? annie : of course , i do . you 've helped me through a lot , zach . zach : is there anything else you remember ? ryan : it 's ok . you 're safe . you can tell us . [ scene_break ] kendall : ok , it 's all about the eyes . the eyes and the -- greenlee : the attitude . kendall : yeah , that . greenlee : yeah , and we 've got a color for every mood . babe : yes , hot . kendall : mm - hmm . mysterious . greenlee : mysterious . amanda : easy . greenlee : easy ? that color says `` easy `` to you ? amanda : yeah . yeah , and -- and this one says , `` time for a caffeine break . `` babe : you know what ? chocolate would not hurt . kendall : hey , hey . hey ! new color . i got a new color . `` chocolate therapy , `` a deep , rich brown . greenlee : yeah , with a metallic base . kendall : yes , of course . greenlee : how about `` sugar rush `` ? kendall : `` sugar rush , `` with like a -- like a sixties sort of thing . greenlee : yeah , yeah , yeah , and then we 'll do like a `` cotton candy , `` whoo ! kendall : cotton -- with like a , um , uh , i do n't know , `` licorice whip . `` whip , you know , like whip ? greenlee : yeah , like naughty and nice . they 'll love it . i love it kendall : i love it . greenlee : i love it . kendall : oh , my god , it 's brilliant . babe : they hate each other half the time . amanda : most the time . babe : i mean , but look at them . they 're like two halves of the same brain . amanda : now , do n't go all sci - fi on me , scaring me . greenlee : hey , hey , hey , hey , you guys . what about `` fudge - a - licious `` ? kendall : ooh . amanda : depends . with nuts or without ? kendall : with . babe : oh , my god . kendall : oh , i say with . [ everyone talking at once ] amanda : when do we ever keep it clean around here ? kendall : that 's true . i like the non - salty . [ laughing and talking ] [ scene_break ] samuel : it 's your call , erica . we go in or not . it 's -- it 's your choice . erica : i want to . i have to . if i can face this , then i can let it go . [ erica sniffles ] erica : it 's just four walls . i 've conquered much more than that . [ erica sniffles ] samuel : right here . erica : shut the door . samuel : you sure ? erica : yes , i have to do this . samuel : you ok ? erica : i just remember the first day i came in here . when i came in here , they shut the door , and the world just vanished . i mean , it was just me . i have never felt so alone . samuel : well , you 're not alone now . [ scene_break ] jesse : chief of police . angie : you 've earned it , jesse . you deserve it . jesse : but we agreed . you do n't want me to be a cop . angie : you agreed with me because you love me . but i want you to love more than just me . i want you to know that you lived the life that you were meant to live . and that you were loved by a woman who loves you even more because of your fierce desire to help people . jesse : you sure about this ? angie : i am sure . jesse : what changed your mind ? [ angie sighs ] angie : randi . you did n't hesitate , think twice . you knew what had to be done , and you did it . you know , jesse , people talk about doing the right thing . they talk about making this world a better place . you live that . baby , you do n't belong in some classroom , lecturing kids on fingerprinting . you belong somewhere you can save their lives , their families , their community , make their world that better place everyone 's always talking about . jesse : you are an amazing woman . angie : i am an amazing woman . jesse : yes , you are . angie : now , um , you call whoever it is that you need to call . tell them that you accept . tell them that you will be pine valley 's chief of the po - po . frankie : doctors , they save people . [ scene_break ] randi : you and your daddy , throwing my man behind bars ? you think you saved somebody ? frankie : you need to relax . randi : you did n't see the way he looked at me . he blames me . frankie : the man is going to be behind bars for a very long time . randi : no . he 's going to be out on bail and back in my face . frankie : i wo n't let that happen . randi : you wo n't let that happen ? for the last time , doc , get out of my life . [ scene_break ] annie : you have to believe me . i mean , if i -- if i knew anything that would help the police catch richie , i would tell you . i mean , i owe you that . zach : you do n't owe me anything . ryan : you do n't owe anybody -- annie : yes , i do ! i mean , my brother tried to kill you , zach . and greenlee . and it 's my fault . ryan : it 's not your fault . annie : yes , it is . my brother came here because of me . to get back at me , and -- and look at the damage that he 's caused . look at the people that he 's hurt . and i 'm sorry . ryan : ok , you know what ? interrogation is now over . annie : it 's ok , i just -- zach : i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to upset you . ryan : you know what ? it 's been a hell of a day . i think we should get you to the hospital and get you checked -- annie : no , i -- no , i -- please , i do n't want to go to the hospital , ok ? ryan : honestly ? annie , you 're -- you 're -- you 're -- you know , you 're acting a little bit -- a little bit off , a little bit funny , and i think maybe it could be a concussion , who knows ? annie : please , ryan , i do n't want to go to the hospital . i just want to go home . all i need right now is you , ok ? officer : i issued an apb . novak wo n't get far . [ scene_break ] amanda : hmm , how about `` if looks could kill `` ? babe : can we please skip the death references ? amanda : how about `` if looks could thrill `` ? babe : i like it . push yes . [ metal thud ] babe : what the hell was that ? [ scene_break ] angie : voilà . jesse : bam ! looking good ! [ angie laughs ] jesse : wow . angie : it 's not crazy at all , because you know what would be crazy ? what would be crazy is you grading papers and busting kids for not doing their homework . that would be crazy . and , uh , do n't you forget . home every night , chief hubbard . jesse : no place else i would rather be . angie : you really do look fine . you really do . jesse : yes , i do , baby . it 's a good fit , right ? angie : it fits the man . jesse , i 'm so sorry i tried to stop you . jesse : oh , come on . what are you talking about ? it 's a brand new day , and i 'm going to make you proud . angie : you always have . jesse : here , hold this . angie : ok . jesse : i 'm going to call frankie . he 's going to flip . what do you think cassandra -- what do you think she 's going to think ? angie : oh , cassandra will be just as thrilled as we are . oh , but you know what ? she 's spending the night at the chandler 's family lodge with , uh , colby and another new girlfriend . jesse : well , you know what ? frankie 's probably swamped at work . the news will wait . how 's that ? angie : yeah , well , he 's into overtime now . he 's , uh , taken that girl as some kind of project . jesse : hmm . well , she deserves to be a project . she needs some looking after . angie : it 's not good , jesse . it 's not good for a doctor to get too personally involved with his patient . jesse : baby , he 's -- just wants to take that extra step , be a great doctor , like his mom . angie : yeah , well , i 'm still worried . jesse : you 're going to go over there and check on him , are n't you ? angie : listen , the , um , department is expecting you , so you need to eat up . do n't want to be late . [ scene_break ] erica : i was determined not to let this place get to me . i -- i talked to myself . i interviewed myself . i , uh , thought good thoughts . i made friends with a ladybug . samuel : a ladybug . erica : gwendolyn . stunning , but flighty . anyway , nothing worked . the walls , the silence . i never thought that silence could be a weapon . but in here ? so sleep seemed a logical escape . except there were all these nightmares . even when i was awake . samuel : you know , i 'm really sorry you had to go through this , right ? samuel : what ? erica : you look tired . samuel : no . must be -- must be the lighting . when i do my report , i 'm going to request halogen lighting , and we 'll put it on the floor . erica : or maybe you could just , uh , i do n't know , get some more sleep ? take some time for yourself ? samuel : ok , i 'm exhausted . i 'm tired , whooped , beat down . what - day - is - it , what - year - is - it kind of tired . erica : hey , that was n't so hard to admit , was it ? samuel : yes , it was . if you tell anyone , i 'm going to say you made it up . erica : well , of course , you are . you 're a politician . but you 're secret 's safe with me , really . it 's -- it 's the campaign , is n't it ? samuel : my not - so - honorable opponent 's negative attacks seem to be working . i 've been trying to fight it , but , uh , now my 100 % is just maybe not good enough . erica : well , where do you stop ? 110 % ? 120 % ? samuel : i do n't know . i do n't know . sometimes i wonder if i have it in me anymore to fight . erica : of course , you do . of course , you 'll keep fighting , just like i fought in here and won . that 's what we do . [ scene_break ] kendall : nothing there . amanda : it 's probably just a mouse . babe : yeah , a really big mouse . amanda : i 'll call the exterminator . he 'll get rid of him . kendall : ok , can we all please just get back to work ? some of us want to get home . amanda : yes , there is a big , sexy pint of ice cream with my name on it , so let 's wrap it up , women . babe : you know what ? i forgot to call j.r . amanda : are you guys on again ? off ? somewhere in - between ? i ca n't keep up . babe : i 'm back in the mansion , ok ? kendall : why ? babe : why ? because with richie out , j.r. thought the extra - added security was a good idea . amanda : and the added face time with j.r . i 'm sure is a perk . greenlee : babe 's playing house with her ex , ex , ex -- how many times have you and j.r. been married ? and you all ride me about jake ? babe : hmm , can we drop this , please ? kendall : oh , no , it 's just , you know , you and j.r. , you 're married . you 're divorced . you 're dating . you 're not dating . babe : kendall , we have a son . kendall : and you 're hot for each other . babe : ok , can we just change the topic already , please ? amanda : well , not until greenlee tells me why she has coconuts for brains and wo n't give aidan another shot . greenlee : you want him ? you can have him . he 's yours . amanda : really ? do you mean that ? greenlee : hmm . kendall : of course , she does n't . [ scene_break ] erica : when you came through that door and carried me out of here , i was afraid it was too good to be true . samuel : well , that would be the first time someone said i might be too good to be true . but listen , you have my word on this . we 'll do this report , we submit it to the bureau , and we will press them until they make some changes . erica : you really think this can make a difference ? samuel : what , you and me on the same team ? what do you think ? want to get out of here ? erica : that 's easy for you to say . [ doors shutting ] [ sirens ] samuel : ok . erica : hey , what happened ? samuel : something must have happened . we 're in lockdown mode . erica : no , we have to get out of here ! we have to get out of here ! [ siren ] erica : guard ! guard ! guard -- what ? samuel : listen , listen . erica : guard ! samuel : look , erica , lockdown means no one gets in , and no one gets out , ok ? [ scene_break ] angie : frankie ? frankie : hey , what is it ? angie : out here , please . frankie : randi tried to leave the hospital . i found her , collapsed , but she 's stable now . angie : you 're off the case . frankie : what ? you ca n't do that . angie : yes , i can . frankie : randi 's my patient . angie : and you 're too close . frankie : just because you 're my mother -- angie : i 'm not speaking to you as your mother . i 'm speaking to you as your superior . your behavior is unacceptable . frankie : i 'm saving a life . angie : you 're crossing the line . frankie : why ? because i care ? angie : because you made it personal . now , you are off the case . [ scene_break ] jesse : hey , nice work with the fletcher bust . you got moves , kid . officer : thanks . i just followed your lead . is there anything i can help you with ? jesse : actually , i 'm here to take care of a little business . officer : you turned the chief job down . jesse : i 'm un - turning it down . hey , it 's in the blood . officer : welcome back to the force , chief . jesse : thanks a lot , man . [ scene_break ] ryan : so did you get everything that you need ? officer : yeah , she 's got to come down to the station . ryan : are you kidding me ? after the day that she 's had already ? annie : that 's ok . it 's ok , ryan . if -- if it 'll help catch richie , i 'll go wherever you need me to . um , can i just go splash some water on my face , first ? ryan : yeah . take as much time as you need , ok ? zach : there 's something going on with annie . ryan : i know . but i 'm going to handle it , all right ? i mean , she 's had a rough day . she got slammed in the head by her brother today , and -- and i know you 're out for blood , and that whole fly - richie - to - hell plan is off the table , but just let me handle it , ok ? better ? annie : yeah . yeah , great . um , thanks , zach , for showing up with ryan . zach : mm - hmm . take care of that head . annie : thanks . i will . [ scene_break ] greenlee : smells like genius to me . amanda : where would we be without caffeine ? anybody want another round ? babe : i would like to get out of here and go kiss my son . kendall : oh , oh , that sounds amazing . baby kisses sound perfect . followed by a midnight snack and a massage . hi . zach 's not home ? uh , ok , well , have you heard from him ? uh , no , it 's -- it 's ok . thanks , rachel . i 'll be home soon . bye . greenlee : zach 's out . it 's not like he 's doing something crazy about richie . he just -- maybe he went for a run . or to get you that midnight snack you want . kendall : i 'm probably just overreact -- babe : oh , my god . amanda : oh , my god -- [ fusion 's women gasp and scream as the power goes out ] [ next_on ] amanda : you guys , babe is gone ! krystal : my baby doll is being held by a monster , j.r . greenlee : what do you think he 's going to do to her ? jesse : justice is my job now . greenlee : let 's go find out where richie took babe and do something about it .
samuel woods arrives at the prison to see erica . ryan and zach burst into ritchie 's room to find annie knocked out cold . zach asks why she is there and where is richie ? the ladies ( kendall , greenlee , babe and amanda ) are at fusion watching the news about richie ; babe is worried that ritchie will come after her . zach looks at annie suspiciously . frankie goes to randi 's room , but she is not there . the police are at the pine cone motel taking annie 's statement . richie climbs up to the fusion roof while the girls are talking .
marissa : is something wrong ? did i do something to upset you ? bianca : no . no , you 've done nothing wrong . you 're great . you 're amazing . my best friend , right ? and it 's nothing earth - shattering or terrible or anything , and i certainly do n't expect anything to come from it , but i just want you to know -- that i 'm attracted to you . [ scene_break ] amanda 's voice : you can stop selling , j.r . i 'm in . ok ? this did n't happen . we did not have sex -- at least that 's what i 'll keep telling myself , anyway . j.r. : amanda ? i just wanted to say thank you for meeting me about that p.r . situation that we had . amanda : yeah , it needed to be solved . j.r. : and it was . jake : j.r. , i just want to say that what happened between you and my wife -- it 's never gon na happen again . [ scene_break ] cara : hi ! tad : hey . cara : oh , those are beautiful . tad : yeah ? [ sneezes ] cara : oh . salud . oh , lord . they 're like the ones from the walk , are n't they ? are you ok ? tad : yeah , yeah . no , i 'm fine . i just -- you loved them so much the first time , i thought they were worth a -- cara : thanks . tad : a curtain call . cara : thank you . [ tad sneezes ] cara : oh ! that was -- i 'm gon na go ahead and take these away from you . yeah . oh , the box . yes , the box . i was downstairs , and i was organizing , and you know how i like to do that -- to clear my head . yeah . i obsess that way , and i came across that . it 's a little wet on the -- i think something 's damaged in there . tad : oh , that 's fine . i 'll take a look . probably nothing . tad : let 's see . ahem . survey says -- cara : are you ok ? tad : yeah , yeah . yeah . no , i 'm just -- it 's a blast from the past . it belonged to j.r. when he was a baby . cara : hola , solita . kathy : it 's kathycita . cara : it is , but it 's also solita , and you know what that means ? `` sunshine . `` kathy : that 's what my daddy calls me . tad : i certainly do . cara : it 's probably because your mom 's favorite song is `` you are my sunshine , `` right ? kathy : i know all the words . daddy taught me . tad : yeah . you actually managed to stay on key . kathy : those flowers are beautiful . tad : see ? huh ? cara : no . do n't get too close . i have an idea here . tad : what are you doing ? uh - oh . cara : que linda . beautiful . tad : yeah . come here , linda . let 's take a look , shall we ? look at you . come here . check it out . what do you think ? cara : you like it ? kathy : i love it . and i think my mommy would like you . tad : oh , yes . [ sneezes ] kathy : god bless you . cara : you know what ? come on . let 's get these into your room , all right ? kathy : yay ! cara : yay . yes , out of here , away from your father . oh . what is the verdict on the box , by the way ? tad : this is all j.r. 's stuff from when he was a baby . considering what tomorrow is , i think it would be interesting to take all his stuff over and drop it off at his house . cara : ok . just wait . wait , wait . just do n't take too long , because i got something special planned for us tonight . so -- tad : intriguing . could i have a hint ? cara : hint ? ohh . it 's something we faked before , but this time it 's for real . [ scene_break ] amanda : what are you doing ? jake : i 'm just making sure that he understands that as of right now , you are unavailable . amanda : i work for him . jake : yeah , but he gave you a couple days off , right ? and you 're not really getting any time off if he throws work in front of you all the time , and you are not really getting to have your staycation with your son and your husband . i 'm just saying i think she deserves a little relaxation , a little downtime . j.r. : she does deserve it . and i 'm sorry that i interfered with your plans . amanda : no , it 's all right . jake : ok . all right . i 'm not trying to make any trouble . i think you deserve to have some time , and you 're supposed to get it . and -- look , you 're on a vacation . i am your cruise director -- in fact , that 's my swabby right there . and your little swabby and myself , we have a few little things that we have to take care of . so give us a head start . is that all right ? amanda : ok . jake : ok . and then i 'll see you at home . amanda : ok . jake : come on , little one . come on . all right . we 'll see you at home . amanda : ok . bye , guys . jake : grab the stuff , all right ? amanda : all right . j.r. : when jake just stopped me , i thought you decided to go all honest with him about our little mistake . amanda : you make it sound like it was no big deal . j.r. : it 's not , as long as you do n't tell jake . amanda : i told you i would n't . j.r. : all right . then cheer up . you 'll get what you want . you got your family . amanda : i know that 's what you want , too , your family back together , and i hope you get that . [ scene_break ] marissa : are you kidding me ? bianca : no . no . i felt like this for a while . marissa : oh , you 're serious ? bianca : i just wanted you to know . marissa : oh . well , thank you for telling me . bianca : yeah , the more i did n't tell you , the more i was pulling away , and i thought that would create some kind of weird energy , and you 'd think something was wrong . marissa : no , and there 's nothing wrong about the way you feel . bianca : it kind of came out of nowhere . i mean , we 're friends , best friends , and that is all i wanted , and then all these other feelings started bubbling up . oh , god , it feels so good just to have it out there . marissa : yeah . i mean , being honest with each other is why our friendship works . i mean , i think it 's great that you felt you could be so open with me , even if -- bianca : nothing can come of it . i know . i hope you 're not sorry i told you . marissa : oh , of course not . [ scene_break ] tad : hey . j.r. : hey . this is a nice surprise . come on in . tad : i know i 'm a day early , but i wanted to wish you a happy birthday . j.r. : minimalistic wrapping : i like it . tad : yeah , i think the water damage makes a particular statement . have a look . it 's some stuff of yours from when you were little . i wanted to take you on a walk down memory lane , see if you wanted some of it . maybe you should pass some of it on to a.j . j.r. : remember when you taught me how to use this ? tad : absolutely . i had to pull your video game out of the wall to do it -- and replace every window in the kitchen afterwards . j.r. : yeah . tad : here 's the special friend of yours . you remember this guy ? j.r. : bae . tad : bae . remember why you called him that ? because you were too little to pronounce `` baby . `` you carried that little guy everywhere . everywhere . j.r. : yeah , it certainly looks like it . tad : yeah . i remember your mother used to pretend to feed him with a bottle to tease you . then she 'd sing to it and tuck it into bed , and you lit up like a christmas tree every single time . j.r. : i ca n't believe you remember all this . tad : i 'll never forget it -- hopefully . anyway , there 's some toys in here , games , even some clothes dixie sewed for you . j.r. : you 're giving me all this right now . is there any particular reason ? tad : yeah . i wanted to wish you happy birthday . j.r. : is that it ? or are you moving on ? [ scene_break ] opal : here we are , my little man . i 'm so happy to have you -- cara : trevor . opal : oh , my lord ! you 're gon na scare the living daylights out of this poor child . here . you sit down right here , my love bug , and take this . there . that 'll give you something to keep you company , huh ? cara : jake and amanda are busy , huh ? opal : they will be , yeah . he 's planning something real special for her back at the loft tonight . cara : that 's nice . opal : you really mean that ? cara : yes , yes . i want them to be happy . opal : that is what i want for everybody in this clan . i know that your marriage to tad is in name only -- cara : i -- i told you that the last thing that i want to do is hurt tad . opal : there 's not hurting tad , and there 's making tad happy in a certain kind of way . cara : i want to make him happy . that 's why i am planning something special for the both of us this evening . opal : you are ? cara : yes ! that 's why i need to get ready in a hurry , because the last thing i want him to do is walk in here and see me like this . opal : even those slippers -- they do n't exactly say , `` come hither . `` so -- but if you need any expert advice , i am all yours . cara : oh , no . i think i got it covered . opal : i was the glamorama guru . i was always way ahead of the times . nobody knows about beauty like i do -- or mud . you better get that thing off now or you 're gon na need a crowbar , girl . get out of here . heh heh heh ! [ scene_break ] jake : ah ! ow . [ grumbles ] amanda : what 's going on ? jake : right here , right now , i plan to make up to you anything i 've ever done that would make you doubt my love for you , and i 'm gon na start with this . [ scene_break ] marissa : why would i be sorry you told me ? bianca : because it feels really good for me to get it out , but i -- i do n't know . maybe you feel awkward . bianca : straight . i know . marissa : i mean , if i sent mixed messages or some kind of signal -- bianca : there 's not really a signal . there 's no lesbian bat sign floating above gotham city . marissa : i know . i 'm sorry . of course , there 's no signal . i knew that . i 'm just saying if there 's anything i did to let you think that i might -- bianca : it 's ok , marissa . i understand . marissa : right . not that you are n't totally lovable -- and i do love you , but not in that way . i mean , i 've just -- i 've never felt that way about any woman . i mean , i just like men . bianca : j.r . marissa : right . not j.r. -- right now , yes , j.r. , but -- ahem -- but there have been others , so -- like scott . bianca : i remember . marissa : i 'm talking too much , are n't i ? bianca : it 's ok . marissa : i just do n't want you to be hurt . bianca : because you 're not gay ? i already knew that . i did n't expect you to fall into my arms . i just wanted to say it , to say it out loud and tell you , and now that i have , i can move on . marissa : great . bianca : so we 're good ? marissa : mm - hmm . absolutely . i think one of the kids just got up . bianca : i did n't hear anything . marissa : yeah , but i should check on them anyway . we did promise them a swim . bianca : i hope i did n't make you feel uncomfortable . marissa : no , no . not at all . i 'm glad you told me . really . [ scene_break ] woman : and here you go . if you guys need anything , my name is gloria . enjoy . bianca : oh , this is a great spot . does everyone have sunscreen on ? miranda and gaby : yeah ! marissa : ok , here , a.j . you get a little bit more on your nose . miranda : i 'm glad you guys came . now we get to play with a.j . , and mommy has you . marissa : yes . um , all right , guys , it is time to go swimming . so go ahead , but just do n't run . and swim in the shallow end , ok ? bianca : where we can see you , ok ? all right . watch her . oh , this is the best , is n't it ? marissa : mm - hmm . a.j . is having a great time . bianca : yeah . my meeting is over . the kids are happy . oh , the sun is warm . does it get any better than this ? marissa : mm - hmm . it 's perfect . bianca : are you gon na take off your cover - up and lay back ? marissa : yes . yes . i 'm gon na do that right now . ahem . bianca : oh , we should do this again with the kids before school starts . marissa : that would be great , yeah . ahem . bianca : i could help you with that . marissa : you know what ? actually , i think it 's -- i think i 've had enough sun . it 's actually getting a little chilly . the breeze is kind of cold . just put this back on . bianca : ok , it 's happening , is n't it ? marissa : what ? bianca : i told you how i feel , and now you feel uncomfortable . marissa : no , no , i do n't . i -- i changed my mind about the sun . bianca : you 're not looking me in the eye . marissa : that is not true . bianca : ok , you 're looking somewhere over my left shoulder . marissa : no , i 'm not . bianca : you want to be anywhere but here with me , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] tad : it 's a de facto birthday present , ok ? do n't make a big deal out of it , all right ? i have plenty of kiddy stuff at home . i thought there 's nothing wrong with a little house cleaning . j.r. : yeah , you sure that 's all ? tad : what else would it be ? j.r. : cara . ah . so there is something ? nice hair , by the way . tad : ok . i admit it . there 's a little something . hands off the hair , ok ? it was traumatizing getting here . j.r. : i hope so , because no one deserves it more than you . tad : that means a lot . how 's things between you and marissa ? j.r. : oh , things were going great , and then i screwed things up . i pushed , and she was n't ready . tad : i mean , it 's not a done deal , right ? it 's flexible ? j.r. : it 's getting there . you know i do this every time -- i push too hard . i hold on too hard . tad : yeah , but for a reason . give yourself a little bit of a break . there is a reason that you grab onto things and hold on for dear life -- because you 're afraid you 're gon na lose them . j.r. , you 've already lost so many people that you love . you lost your mother and stuart . you nearly lost a.j . and there 's a reason that you hang on for dear life . j.r. : sometimes i hold on too tight . tad : well , you might try having a little more faith in the universe , believing that happiness will come your way if you do n't push so hard to make it happen . j.r. : you sound like mom . tad : fine . i 'll take that as a compliment . because from the day you were old enough to carry bae around , all she wanted for you was for you to be happy . j.r. : i 've been thinking about her a lot . tad : yeah ? j.r. : maybe because tomorrow is my birthday . i wish she could be here . tad : lord , so do i. hmm . she is . she 's close -- always was , always will be -- in spirit . [ scene_break ] dixie : hello , sweetheart . i 'm your mama . no ! no ! you give him to me ! man : just take it easy . adam : i will take him because i 'm his father . dixie : no , he 's not . i 'm not -- man : he has a court order . dixie : i do n't care ! you give him to me ! officer : ma'am . dixie : give him to me ! get away from me ! man : do n't get stupid , martin ! tad : i swear to you on my life and on that baby 's life that i 'm gon na get back . and when i do , no one -- not even adam chandler -- is gon na be able to take him from you . dixie : this is the happiest day of my life . tad : you 've got one more coming . dixie : i do ? tad : go ahead , torture me -- our wedding ? dixie 's voice : i know , i know . [ scene_break ] jake : whew ! amanda : how -- what is all this ? jake : this is a -- this is a pirate cove . amanda : where 's trevor ? jake : trevor is -- ah ! our son , yes . he 's with opal . and it 's just you and me and polly . raa ! shh . what do you think ? amanda : i -- i think it 's great . jake : you maybe are n't remembering our first date where you were wearing a -- but i do n't forget any of this . it 's all -- how you felt and how you smelled and how you looked -- it 's all in here . and it 's all in my heart , and i just wanted to show you how much i love you . that 's all i want to do . [ amanda sobs ] [ scene_break ] marissa : i 'm exactly where i want to be . i practically invited myself along . bianca : that was before i made that big , fat announcement . marissa : i 'm glad to be here . bianca : ok , you 're trying to be polite , so you do n't hurt my feeling , but you 're trying not to smile , so i do n't get the wrong idea . marissa : everything is fine . bianca : ok , look , i was honest with you about my feelings , and i need you to be honest with me about yours . ok , whatever you feel , whatever you want to say , i can take it . ok ? i swear . marissa : ok , yeah . yeah . i mean , my best friend tells me that she likes me that way , it 's a lot to process . but , again , i 'm glad that you told me . bianca : honestly ? marissa : yes . yes . we have been through so much together -- everything that happened with ricky torres , and then your divorce , my relationship with j.r . i have never been closer to anybody . so , yeah , this news makes me spin a little bit . but i 'm glad that we have the kind of relationship that makes it ok for us to say anything . bianca : so it 's not gon na change things between us ? marissa : you can put sunblock on my back anytime . you know , i jumped on this vacation . i forgot that j.r. 's birthday is tomorrow . bianca : do you want to be with him ? a.j . : mom , catch ! marissa : oh , whoa ! a.j . : i 'll get it ! marissa : um -- i just hate for him to spend his birthday alone . bianca : if you want to go home -- a.j . : i do n't want to go . marissa : of course , you do n't want to go home . here . you look like you 're freezing . go take this back to the girls , all right ? a.j . : ok . marissa : ok . bianca : if you want to go home and be with j.r. , you should . marissa : are you sure ? bianca : yeah . marissa : i do n't know . i mean , a.j . already has this big weekend planned with his dad . he 's having so much fun . i hate to take him home . bianca : you do n't have to . he can stay . marissa : are you sure it wo n't be a problem ? 3 kids , 2 hands ? bianca : of course not . no . the girls love him , and we 're having so much fun . it 's just a short trip . marissa : ok . thank you so much for being so understanding . and i am glad that you got to get your feelings out in the open . you are so great , and i love you -- you know , just -- bianca : not in that way . i know . marissa : right . hey , a.j . ? i 'm gon na go home for your dad 's birthday , but since you 're having so much fun , you can stay here . ok ? a.j . : yay ! miranda and gabrielle : yay ! marissa : ok . you give me a call if anything happens with him ? bianca : i will . marissa : ok . and thanks again for everything . ok . bianca : bye . marissa : ok . bye . bianca : bye . [ scene_break ] opal : you did n't need any help from me . he is gon na be head over -- tad : i 'm gon na be head over heels about what ? opal : you 're home . tad : god , i hope so . what 's going on ? opal : um , well , never would my lips spoil the surprise . cara : hey . tad : hey . cara : what do you think ? [ scene_break ] jake : baby , why the tears ? was this too much ? i did too much . i did too much . amanda : no , i 'm -- it 's great . i 'm so sorry . jake : no , you have nothing to be sorry about . this is supposed to be about love , and this is supposed to be about us , and i want to just make you happy . that 's all i 'm trying to do . amanda : i do n't deserve it . jake : you do . you do deserve this . you deserve the whole kit and ca - booty . you see what i did there ? i made a joke , and we 're in terrible pain . i should n't be joking , but i just want you to laugh . i just want you to -- amanda : you 're so good . jake : no , i 'm not . i 'm not good . i 'm good at screwing things up . i 've screwed things up since cara got to town , and i 'm sorry . and i put you through hell , and i made you doubt our marriage and me and my love for you , and i 'm sorry . i just want to see you happy , and when i see you unhappy like this , it makes me want to walk the plank . i would walk the plank , but we do n't have one , and that 's very inconvenient right now . if i had one -- amanda : i love you . jake : i love you . you know why ? because you are the most beautiful , loving , passionate , beautiful wife any man could ever ask for . amanda : just please stop . jake : i ca n't stop . i 'm on a roll . i 'm not gon na stop till i convince you that you are the only woman on this planet for me , the woman that i want to spend the rest of my life with . so i 'm gon na kiss you in this ridiculous , ridiculous pirate costume until you understand . i 'm gon na kiss you , kiss your face , till you get it -- that i am completely committed to you , to our son , and to the rest of our family . ok ? amanda : `` the rest `` ? jake : yeah . yeah . i 've decided . i think we should have a few more little pirates running around . amanda : you 're saying -- jake : yeah , i 'm saying we should have a baby . i 'm into it . i want to have a baby with you . i 'll have a whole little crew of them . amanda : you said you wanted to wait , that the timing was all wrong . jake : no , i am saying that i think i have been the one that 's been wrong . amanda : this is n't the way that i want to have another baby -- you trying to prove something to me , trying to fix something that 's wrong . jake : yeah , i know . and here i 'm thinking that my beautiful costume was gon na fix everything or that polly was gon na talk , but i get nothing from the bird . nothing . i say drop all of this , and we just go right to making love . amanda : i really think that we should think about this until you 're really ready . jake : i 'm ready . i 've never been more ready . [ scene_break ] tad : you look -- cara : is it overdone ? it 's too much , is n't it ? i 'm gon na go change . tad : no , no , no ! no . wrong . stop , please . i just -- the hard drive froze a little bit . cara : you 're processing . tad : you -- wow . you 're fun to look at . uh , what 's the occasion ? cara : it 's a date with my husband . that 's the occasion . tad : a date ? you mean like the date -- a date ? like the thing we had to fake the first time -- cara : exactly . tad : thank you , god . i just was -- i 'm all for that . i just want to say that i do n't want you to feel compelled to do anything you do n't want . believe me , i 'll take a fake date over a mercy one . cara : ok , you know what ? here 's the deal . all right ? the other night when we were watching the sunset , when we were hanging out and , you know -- tad : in the park , yeah . cara : yeah . and we were laughing and doing our thing , and i thought , `` you know what ? this is my present . `` i really do n't know what the future is gon na hold , but i do know i want to keep walking forward , and it would be really great if you would be there next to me . anyway , is this a date ? yes , it is . it 's a full date . it is not a mercy date . unless you have a problem with your wife taking you out to dinner ? tad : actually , i do . [ scene_break ] j.r. : hey , it 's me . i know i told you to take off and have a great time , but i miss you . i wish you and a.j . were here . marissa : would you settle for one of us ? [ scene_break ] bianca : what 's up ? miranda : will you come in the pool with us ? bianca : that sounds like a fantabulous idea . but you know what ? i only go in the pool one way . do you guys want to do it with me ? kids : yeah ! bianca : let 's line up . come on . come here . ok , are you guys ready ? miranda : yes . bianca : i did n't hear you . are you ready ? kids : yeah ! bianca : ok , are you sure ? ok , are you double , triple , super sure ? kids : yeah ! bianca : yeah ! ok , ready ? 1 , 2 , 3 ! [ scene_break ] j.r. : you came back alone . marissa : tomorrow is your birthday . j.r. : yeah , i 'm a big boy . i spent my birthday alone more than once . marissa : i missed you . j.r. : i missed you , too . marissa : good . i 'm really happy to hear you say that , because all the way home , all i could think about was you . [ scene_break ] jake : i think you 've been swashed and buckled . ha ha ha ! amanda : definitely swashed . jake : we both were swashed and buckled , and i think we did it . i think -- i think we did it . amanda : we definitely did it . jake : oh , yeah . no , i think that we made ourselves a little pirate , or a little pirate princess , even . amanda : honey , it does n't always happen that quickly . jake : no , i know . but i just got -- it does n't mean it does n't happen . all right ? amanda : yeah , but i was so sure last time . jake : i know , but that was last time , and i got a feeling . amanda : all right . you hold onto that feeling . jake : it 's my feeling . amanda : i 'm gon na go get some water . jake : ok . i could get the water . amanda : you stay . i got it . jake : really ? i 'm kind of thinking after what i 'm looking at , maybe you should stay . you like getting swashed and buckled ? amanda : i 'll be right back . aah . jake : you all right ? amanda : yeah . uh , yeah . i 'm fine . i 'm fine . jake : ok . whew ! [ scene_break ] cara : no , it 's not . tad : really ? cara : yes . you clean real nice , by the way . tad : really ? cara : yes . i 'm glad that 's the only problem you have with your wife taking you out to dinner . tad : i had to make up for your gorgeousness . please , for you . please . cara : thank you . such a gentleman . tad : ca n't help it . manners come with the suit . cara : i ordered ahead . tad : i can tell . you ordered well . cara : thank you . i figured dinner and a bottle of champagne does n't make up for you giving up three years of your life to marry a woman who ticked off a drug lord and immigration . tad : yeah , you say it like it 's a bad thing . correct me if i 'm wrong . on our first faux date , i do n't think i got to make a toast . so i propose that i 'm allowed to make one now . ok ? cara : ok , yeah . tad : so what do you say we bend the elbow to being an old married couple ? cara : all right . tad : how long have we been married , anyway ? cara : actually , it 's been 3 months , 2 weeks , and 5 days . tad : to my wife , the genius . to our 3-month , 2-week , and 5-day anniversary . cara : and to many more . [ scene_break ] tad 's voice : you want to do the honors ? dixie 's voice : no , you do it . you do it for the both of us . tad : i wish for another year with my family , my wonderful family , of love , hope , and forgiveness . if life ever comes crashing through our front door , i hope we hang onto each other tight and remember what brought us back together will keep us that way -- forever .
tad brings cara a bouquet of flowers , even though he 's allergic and ca n't stop sneezing . after putting a posy in kathy 's hair , cara takes the vase to the little girl 's room . tad takes a box of j.r. 's baby stuff to him , since it 's the day before his birthday . cara urges tad to get back quickly for her surprise . tad and j.r. have fun reminiscing over the box of childhood toys and games . tad admits he 's moving on with cara and advises j.r. to trust fate and just let things happen without trying so hard . they both wish dixie were there . when he returns home , tad is stunned by cara 's beauty and agrees to go on a date . cara takes him to dinner at the yacht club to thank him for rescuing her , and they toast to many more days as a married couple . meanwhile , dixie lies in a dream - like state , remembering when adam took her baby from her and tad helped get him back . dixie recalls tad wishing on their special star for another year together with their wonderful family .
zach : how many times do you have to do something before you get it right ? do it again . aaron : i 'm sorry , mr. slater . zach : i do n't need you to apologize . i need you to do your job , please . god ! mrs. fargate , hi . a little early blackjack ? myrtle : oh , i 'm not here to gamble . i want to talk to you . zach : and i would love to talk to you , but i 'm trying to get this thing back on the road , and i -- aaron ? if you ca n't do something , ask for help . just go . help him , please . go . out . i got my hands full . now ! myrtle : yeah , i can see that . i can see that . scaring all these poor fellows . listen , why do n't you take five ? we might save a few lives -- if you can bring up what 's really bugging you . [ scene_break ] tad : hey . maria : hey . tad : ready ? maria : hi . yeah , i -- i think so . this is the first morning , though , that i 've actually woken up and felt like i was looking ahead . so that 's good . tad : you sure you 're going to be all right ? maria : yeah . i just -- you know , i ca n't believe i 'm going to do this . i 'm going to really go . i 'm going to leave pine valley . this was our home , and i -- i do n't even know who -- you know , i do n't know how to say good - bye to it . [ scene_break ] j.r. : peek - a - boo . di : oh . i love watching you two play together . j.r. : yeah , it 's the best part of my day . di : it 's mine , too . little adam sure loves his daddy . j.r. : oh . adam : big adam is going to the club for breakfast . j.r. : hold on a second , dad . adam : you want to go with me ? j.r. : hand them over . adam : i do n't know what you 're talking about . j.r. : oh , no ? i saw you coming out of my bathroom this morning . i checked -- no toothbrush . di : hmm . that 's funny . mine was gone , too . j.r. : yeah . primo material for a dna test . but might i suggest something a little less obvious , like a hair from a pillow , maybe ? babe : hey , peanut . j.r. : what are you doing here ? babe : hi . j.r. : i 'm stuck with babe for three hours a week , but you have no legal right to drag your greasy boots in here . babe : hi , hi ! di : j.r. ? babe : hi ! di : i invited him . [ scene_break ] [ krystal speaks to david on the prison telephone . ] david : what are you going to do about di ? krystal : do n't push me , david . david : everything is riding on this , krystal . if you announce to the world that dixie is your ex - con buddy di , babe can kiss her future with her son good - bye , and it 's all going to be on your head , darling . do you really want that ? krystal : you know , i hate you for putting me in this position . david : yeah , well , you 've been in harder situations than this , much more difficult choices . krystal : and i 'm serving 10 years to think about those choices . david : yeah , well , here 's something else to think about -- think about our daughter actually getting to raise her son and think about you on the outside of that prison actually watching it happen . it 's all within reach , krystal . everybody gets what they want including you . all you have to do is play this my way . what 's it going to be ? damn it ! [ knock on door ] david : oh , great . now what ? if you 're here to try to kill me again , i 'm not interested . ryan : i do n't care . david : what ? what ? what do you want ? ryan : i got into another fight , and i want it to stop . [ scene_break ] [ yelling ] simone : how are you doing ? kendall : greenlee , no , you ca n't do it , not after what we saw last night . there is no way that you can get inseminated . you ca n't have ryan 's baby . greenlee : the shake it shimmer body fragrance point - of - purchase placements . anyone checked with the regional ae 's on how they 're doing ? simone : yeah . the numbers are right here on -- greenlee : we 've got the winter color story to finalize , too . kendall : no , listen , i will not let you do this , ok ? we have to talk about what we saw last night . greenlee : do you want to talk ? let 's talk . my husband , killer right hook -- did you see the way that he turned that other guy 's face into pulp ? simone : greenlee , we do n't have to do the details . greenlee : the sweat and the blood totally turned him on , could n't get enough . did it work for you , too ? kendall : all right , i get it . greenlee : the seats were great , the crowd sucked . food would 've been good , but what goes with blood and guts ? popcorn , peanuts ? i wonder if they have a suggestion box . kendall : greenlee , i 'm trying to help you . greenlee : you want to help ? you want to be my friend ? get the stink of that place off of me . turn off the picture in my head . make me forget the animal that came out of the man i love . i have never seen that ryan before , and i never want to see him again . [ scene_break ] ryan : it 's not like i 'm crazy about being here either , hayward . david : great . more cuts , bruises . any cracked ribs ? ryan : you get your hands off me . david : i thought you wanted my help . ryan : you know what ? i was an idiot to think this was a good idea . david : wait a minute -- ryan : ah ! david : my god . you 're a walking bruise . your last cuts have n't even healed . all right , so what brought out the fists this time ? ryan : will you help me ? david : forget it . look , man , i do n't work in the dark , all right ? either you tell me what 's going on , or get the hell out of here . now , what is this ? was this a barroom brawl ? are the cops looking for you ? ryan : i 'm in a fight club . david : you could n't find any more conventional hobbies ? like wrestling crocs ? i treated a club member of yours once at the clinic . the guy 's face was raw meat , and here 's the kicker -- he could n't wait to get back there for more . you 're all a bunch of freaks . ryan : i swear to god , i will -- david : what are you going to do ? pummel me ? so what 's your specialty , ryan , huh ? the right cross , the haymaker ? how about the sucker punch ? ryan : i told you i want to stop . david : yeah , i heard you . so what , what , you come here to talk it out with your good pal hayward , and that 's supposed to work the magic ? i 'll patch you up , kid , but , look , i 'm not your guy . ryan : you make drugs . david : you want me to make some for you to kill all that rage ? [ scene_break ] [ while scrubbing the visiting room floor , krystal daydreams . ] babe : hey , mama . look who i brought to visit . krystal : i was n't expecting you ! babe : hi . krystal : oh , and you . babe : say hi to your nana , little adam . krystal : oh . would you look at the size of you , slugger . i have n't seen you in -- oh , man , oh , that little face . now , that feels like a party -- yeah . babe : well , not yet , but a couple of guys insisted on crashing . jamie : hey , i think the guard wants you . j.r. : i do n't date women who have more facial hair than me . krystal : am i getting sent further up the river ? babe : it 's all good , mama . show her , j.r. j.r. 's agreed to joint custody , 50/50 all the way . krystal : oh . well , for the first time , i feel like kissing you . j.r. : well , i finally wised up . babe gave me a great son . he deserves to have his mom in his life . babe : and a doctor . jamie : yeah , i 'm applying to some med schools . krystal : but i thought that -- jamie : j.r. is actually helping me out . krystal : did somebody find a genie in a bottle ? babe : and she can not wait to meet you . [ krystal is surprised when di walks in . ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : hey , mom . di : do n't tell me i ca n't invite family into this home . adam : uppity already ? j.r. : i 'm stuck with babe 's deal . but this house , my son , is off - limits to jamie . get out ! di : do n't speak to your brother that way . jamie : i came because you asked me , but he 's not going to change . i 'm out of here . di : do n't go , jamie ! you 're brothers . we can solve this . adam : oh , if i 'd had my breakfast , it 'd be on the floor . excuse me . j.r. : hey , hold on a second , dad . give me the toothbrushes . hand them over . adam : someday you 'll regret this . j.r. : yeah , i told you no dna test . jamie : this is a joke . babe : and did you really think it would work ? di : please , jamie . i need you to do this . jamie : oh , you need me , but you do n't need my dad . di : i do n't want to talk about tad right now . jamie : did you know that after you `` died , `` my father did n't sleep ? i 'd hear him late at night walking from room to room as if he was searching for someone . he never stopped waiting for you or looking for you . and then when he finds you , you tell him you did n't want to be found . there 's no way that you 're the woman he 's been looking for . you are not dixie . [ scene_break ] maria : huh . sorry . tad : there 's nothing easy about saying good - bye . [ flashbacks of maria 's life with edmund and her children are shown while music plays . ] singer : where i 'm going is a place i 've never been , where the pounding of these footsteps from the past begins to end ; and in the silence i can find the air to breathe . i think i 'm seeing where i need to be , was n't planning on this trip ; but here i am , and how i 'll get to where i 'm going i still hardly understand ; but i 'm leaving believing it 's gon na be ok . so now i 'm going . i know i 'm on my way singers : back to me , back to all of these dreams i believed before life set them free singer : it wo n't be long , it wo n't be slow , but every road is gon na lead singers : back to me . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm fine . i will be . it 's going to be all right . i talked to ryan . he said he was sorry . simone : well , that -- that he did it or that we caught him ? kendall : you are not good at this . greenlee : both , probably . but now that it 's out in the open , we can fix it and make it right . ryan 's a good man . he 's going to be ok , and i 'm going to make sure he gets there . kendall : well , that 's great . i mean , if anyone can help ryan , it 's you . now , i do n't want to keep pushing , but i -- greenlee : then do n't . kendall : but , greenlee , listen , it ca n't be as simple as stand by your man . i mean , you want to erase that night , it 's going to take more than a bottle of white - out . greenlee : and i 've got more -- a lot more . those samples that we took from the fertility clinic -- david 's running the dna tests on them right now . simone : an ovulation kit ? greenlee : sometime today , david will know which sample is ryan 's -- if i 'm lucky , and i 'm feeling very lucky . [ scene_break ] ryan : you going to help me ? david : oh . look , i 'll tell you what -- why do n't you go to a shrink , let him give you meds . just leave me the hell out of it . ryan : you know i ca n't do that . david : well , you 're not exactly on the short list for conventional medication . there 's no quick fix for you , ryan . ryan : you going to keep making cracks or are you going to help me ? go ahead , pick one , because i really do n't have a lot of patience right now . david : and if i say no , what are you going to do -- strangle me into doing it ? you know something ? we would have all been a hell of a lot better off if you would 've just blown up with the rest of your brothers . ryan : you son of -- david : get a grip , ryan , and i do n't mean around my throat . ryan : this is n't a joke , hayward . greenlee was there . she saw me fight . david : you brought her with you ? you let her watch ? ryan : no , she followed me there . david : my god ! are you ever going to stop ruining her life ? she must be a wreck . ryan : you want to help greenlee ? you shut your mouth and you make the drug . david : you know something ? you 're right -- you do need to be stopped and so does greenlee , because her big solution is n't going to save you . nothing will . ryan : what are you talking about ? how is greenlee going to save me ? [ scene_break ] zach : sorry . myrtle : you can bully them , but you ca n't scare me . maria leaves today . zach : i heard that . myrtle : do you feel good about it ? zach : it 's just another day . myrtle : you 're lying in your teeth . zach : what 's that , a carny trick ? you can read my mind now ? myrtle : no , no , no carny . one look at that mug of yours , i do n't even need my specs . zach : you 're a good friend . myrtle : and probably the only one you 've got in this town . zach : only one worth having . and i appreciate what you 're trying to do , but i 'm -- i 'm going to be ok . myrtle : well , honey , if you keep on being ok like this , you 're not going to have anyone working for you after midday . zach : maria and i , we -- there 's not much to say , you know . it just -- it was -- it was bad timing , and we both accepted that . and it hurts like hell . [ scene_break ] maria : mama , what -- what if this is the wrong thing ? what if i am just doing this to run away ? isabella : you 've made the right decision -- a fresh start away from so much sadness . it 's just what you and maddie need . and mateo -- he 'll be so happy to have you and anita close again . maria : oh , god , he 's going to be happy , because he can boss me around . isabella : oh . maria : that 's what he 's going to be happy about . isabella : you will be in my prayers every day , mija . oh . [ doorbell rings ] tad : i 'll get it . ah , the british are coming . come on in . what , are you reinforcements ? aidan : yeah , something like that . maria : aw . oh , i 'm so glad you came . aidan : so this is good - bye , huh ? maria : oh . aidan : you 're leaving us . anita : ok , maddie and i did a final check . i think we 're good to go . aidan . aidan : hey . anita : what are you doing here ? aidan : just come to give you a hand with the cargo . anita : well , you 're lucky we packed light . thank you . maddie : hey , mom , i get the window seat , right ? maria : yes , you do , absolutely . and we -- we 've got to get going . you ready to grab a bag for me , please , and we 'll -- we 'll get this show on the road . tad : i 'll give you a minute . maria : thanks . [ scene_break ] di : i 'm not dixie . you 're right , jamie -- not the dixie you remember , do n't look like her , do n't sound like her . i 've changed . nearly dying does that to a person . jamie : yeah , i get that . but the new you just drop - kicked my dad out of your life . di : i love tad . i 've hurt him -- i know that . but there is so much to -- to adjust to , so much to deal with here . now is not the right time for me and tad . jamie : oh , will it ever be ? are you just going to continue to rub it in his face ? j.r. : oh , tad deserves that and worse . di : no , you -- you have every right to be angry with me , but i do n't want you to be angry with your brother . jamie : then you ask for a lot . adam : yeah , well , seems to me that diana -- dixie -- whatever . seems to me she wants it all . di : all i ask is that -- is that you and j.r. sit down and work out your differences . babe : it 's really not a bad idea . j.r. : forget it . jamie : not a chance . adam : well , peace summit over . see , you 're not in control after all . di : oh , control is your specialty . all i want is for j.r. and jamie to make a new start , to get past all the pain that they 've shared . jamie : it 's going to take a lot more than chocolate chip cookies without nuts . di : oh ! what is it with you ? and you . i watched you two grow up , share secrets , watch each other 's backs . i know how much you two love each other . jamie : people change . is n't that what you just told me ? di : what you two had is still inside you . you just ca n't see it anymore . i 'm going to make you two brothers again . [ scene_break ] david : just get the hell out . ryan : wait a minute . what did you mean ? what 's greenlee 's big solution to save me ? david : it 's a waste of time . if she 's smart , she 'll kick your sorry butt out that door , change the locks , and never look back . ryan : no , you tell me right now . david : love . all right ? greenlee thinks that she can cure you with love as if love can cure that . maybe now that she 's finally seen you in action , she 'll accept the fact that snuggles and smooches are n't going to cut it . ryan : you 're pathetic , you know that ? david : yeah . i 'm pathetic . hey , pal , i 'm not the one getting my kicks out of beating the spit out of total strangers . ryan : i want to stop . i mean , i keep coming back to one thing -- greenlee . you and i both know that she has lost enough , hayward . that 's why i 'm here . i do n't want to take away anything else . i want to make it right for her . that 's why i have to fix myself -- for greenlee . i want to give her the life she deserves , and i will do anything , anything to make it happen . david : my god . you really do love her . [ scene_break ] greenlee : three minutes , i 'll have my answer . i feel it . i really do . kendall : greenlee , listen , i know that you love ryan , and you want to save him . you 're used to getting what you want no matter what . greenlee : this is n't about me being spoiled and selfish . it 's about ryan . kendall : well , are you sure surprising him with a little bundle of joy is the way to go ? greenlee : you were onboard with this . kendall : yeah . that was before -- greenlee : exactly why i have to do this as soon as i can . you saw ryan . i mean , he 's convinced he 's messed up , and there 's no way out . he ca n't bear to be in his own skin . i 've got to get in there and show him the truth . kendall : well , what 's wrong with waiting and just seeing how it all plays out instead of ambushing him ? greenlee : i wait , it could be too late . simone : yeah , but what about baby steps before the baby -- like , you know , a shrink ? greenlee : you saw ryan in that ring . he 's way beyond therapy . kendall : well , that 's another reason to take it slow . greenlee : i love ryan , i believe in him . he 's not evil , he 's confused . i tell him that , he wo n't listen , so i 'll show him . the day i have his child , put that innocent baby in his arms , he 'll understand . he 'll realize how much faith i have in him , and he 'll remember who he is . he 'll forget all about that horrible fight club and everything with it . he 'll just love our child . he 'll adore her and keep her safe , and i 'll have my ryan back , the ryan i fell in love with . greenlee : i 'm ready . i 'll be back . no , probably not . going to be too busy making a baby . simone : well , i 'm not sure it beats the old - fashioned way , but good luck . greenlee : thanks . kendall : no , greenlee , no , you ca n't do this . greenlee : can . will . off my back . kendall : listen -- listen , i get why you 're fighting so hard for ryan , ok ? there 's a lot to fight for , i know . but you even said it yourself last night . after what you saw , he 's not ryan at all . greenlee : he 'll change back . kendall : but what if he does n't ? greenlee , what if he stays exactly what we saw in that ring ? greenlee : i can still get through to him . i can get through to him . kendall : greenlee , please , just listen to me , ok ? listen to the truth . this is not the first time ryan has lost it . i mean , he came at me , he charged ethan at the casino . he almost killed david . greenlee : he did n't mean to . kendall : oh , is that what -- what did david tell you , it was an accident ? greenlee : no . kendall : what did david say ? greenlee : he said ryan had murder in his eyes . kendall : yeah , like at the fight club . that was n't his first time going there . i do n't think it 'll be his last . greenlee : god , it has to be , does n't it ? kendall : not if he 's already too far gone . and , greenlee , what about your baby ? greenlee : ryan 's salvation . kendall : or ryan 's doom . the one thing that will turn him into his father . greenlee : he could never be patrick , ever . you do n't really believe that . kendall : yeah , greenlee , actually , i do . now , i know how much you want this . i do , but why do n't you just take a breath and think this through ? greenlee : i 've done nothing but think about this . kendall : no , think about the bad things , not just the good . please , greenlee , i 'm begging you , just consider this . a baby could push ryan right over the edge . and he could bring you and that baby right there with him . [ scene_break ] ryan : so how long ? how long before you can make it ? before it starts working ? how long ? any ideas ? david : i think i can do this . i think i can help you . ryan : that 's great . david : no , not great , doable . because it 's untested , ryan . which means side effects , long - term results , completely unknown . ryan : i do n't care . i 'll do it . david : lavery , listen to me . this is no guarantee that this is going to kill your rage . it could simply displace it . ryan : i 'll take that chance . just make the drug . david : give me a couple days . [ ryan rudely leaves without saying a word . ] david : you 're welcome ! [ phone rings ] david : krystal ? woman : dr. hayward ? david : yes ? woman : i 've got the dna results on the samples you sent over . [ scene_break ] [ krystal continues scrubbing and daydreaming in prison . ] guard : visitor , carey . krystal : what are you doing here ? babe ? babe : guess what , mama . adam : good news . babe : well , tell her , adam . adam : my lawyers have gone over your appeal . they found a technicality . they 've had all the charges against you thrown out . you 're a free woman . krystal : if this is your idea of funny , i 'm not laughing . babe : no , mama , it 's not a joke , it 's true . warden : as of right now , you 're no longer a guest of the state . babe : is n't this the best thing ? krystal : you -- you did this ? well , what 's the catch ? adam : no catch . babe : i told you . dixie is a miracle worker . she even found a way into adam 's grinchy old heart , convinced him that we needed to be a family again . krystal : well , i guess i -- i should thank you -- adam : thank dixie . she persuaded me that you had paid your debt . and it took a little convincing . but i came to see her way . di : congratulations , krystal . you 're going to be breathing fresh air in no time . krystal : i 'm free ? i 'm free ? oh ! [ coming out of her daydream , krystal recalls david 's proposition . ] david 's voice : everybody gets what they want , including you . all you have to do is play this my way . [ scene_break ] babe : i 'm taking lots and lots of pictures for nana . adam : good idea . remind krystal how much she 's lost . good luck , son . j.r. : well , so what do we do now ? flip a coin ? heads we hate each other , tails we do n't ? di : oh , would you think back ? when you were boys , you two were so close . camping in the backyard . remember the clubhouse you two had ? no girls or moms allowed ? j.r. : no , jamie likes girls now . slept with my wife the first night he was in town . jamie : you almost killed her . j.r. : and you stole my son . babe : can we please not do this in front of little adam ? j.r. : and you told me he was dead . jamie : and i almost did die when your pet drug dealer knifed me in jail . babe : do n't listen , angel . j.r. : well , she always did bail when things got tough . di : would you stop it , j.r. ? j.r. : you wanted us to reminisce . we 're just getting started . jamie : yeah , like when you bashed me in the head with a pipe , nearly tried to crush me with a motorcycle . j.r. : i was just having fun . jamie : no , you wanted me dead . j.r. : if i wanted you dead , you would be dead . di : hey , enough already , j.r . j.r. : you must be so proud of your other son -- the life he 's got , the choices he 's made . when he 's not under a motorcycle , he 's on top of babe . di : hey , enough . what happened to you ? when did you become so -- you know , i did n't think this was possible . you 're not like your father . you 're worse . you 're both being selfish and destructive . we used to be a family . we took care of each other . now , all you guys can do is just rip each other apart every time we 're all together . j.r. : survival of the fittest . di : well , you never even make an effort . all you 're interested in is -- is making the hits deeper and harder , more . there 's a child to consider here , your son . your nephew . you 'd rather go at each other than spend time with this little boy . j.r. : problem 's solved soon as jamie leaves . di : i ca n't do this . i ca n't watch your hate suck the life out of you . i 'm packing and moving out . j.r. : wait – [ scene_break ] zach : maria 's been through a lot , you know ? she buried her husband , she almost lost sam and maddie . and now she wants to do whatever she can to keep those kids safe . myrtle : maria 's a tough lady , and you 've got a strong back . but you 're going to feel the bite , both of you , no matter how much you try to hide it . zach : well , be that as it may , it 's time to let go . myrtle : you can tell yourself anything you like . but when you love someone , you love them . if you let them go , it 's like -- it 's like losing a part of yourself . zach : losing the best part . myrtle : darling , why -- why do n't you make peace with this ? i mean , real peace . if you do n't , i 'm just scared that you 're going to have heart problems that medicine ca n't fix . zach : i 'm going to be ok . she 's moving all the way to california . myrtle : hmm . you have n't said good - bye , have you ? [ scene_break ] maria : i am so glad all of you guys came . thank you . joe : oh . we love you , maria . if you decide to come back home , there 's a lab coat waiting for you . maria : thanks . joe : and as for this one , do n't you worry about him . we got big plans for him . ruth intends to relandscape the backyard . maria : oh . joe : she wants that garage cleaned . she 's even thinking -- even thinking about a pool . so i hope you 're good with a shovel . brooke : stop . joe : i 'm kidding . brooke : we 're going to take very good care of him . maria : thank you . thanks , you guys , so much . and i -- really , i ca n't thank you enough . brooke : i think i 'm about to say something i would -- i never thought i would say to you . maria : and i think i 'm about to say the same thing . going to really , really miss you . brooke : i 'll miss you , too . [ scene_break ] anita : a present ? aidan : yes . anita : oh , my gosh -- you remembered ! aidan : when you were younger , you always wanted to be superwoman . anita : and all i got was a broken arm . aidan : well , going out to california and helping maria and maddie settle in , start over , pretty much makes you superwoman in my book . come here , give me a kiss . i 'm going to miss you . anita : thank you so much . [ scene_break ] tad : well -- maria : well -- tad : i 'm sure the west coast will be thrilled to get a first - class surgeon with a great pair -- of legs . maria : oh , what ? thank you . i do n't know what i would have done without you . tad : it 's been an honor . pa announcer : flight 323 nonstop to los angeles will start boarding momentarily . maria : oh , that 's us . maddie : so , hayley 's promised to set us up . so by the time you get out , i 'll know all the coolest hangouts . sam : great . maddie : i ca n't wait . maria : hey , i really want you to have a great summer . sam : i think i will . maria : ok . and you 'll be good , right ? you 'll make your bed , do n't drink out of the milk carton . sam : it 's all under control . you do n't have to worry about me . maria : tell me not to breathe , too . sam : i love you , mom . maria : i love you . pa announcer : flight 323 is now ready to board . maddie : come on , mom . maria : all right . sam : bye . maddie : bye . take care of yourself . maria : oh , do n't forget , e - mail me every day , please ? sam : ok , ok , got it covered . maria : ok . sam : just go . attendant : have a great flight , ma'am . anita : thank you . attendant : have a great flight . maddie : thank you . attendant : ticket ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : you know , none of this would have happened if you had n't showed up . di : no , do n't blame this on jamie or babe . leaving 's my decision . j.r. : you 're really going to walk out ? come on , mom . i do n't want you to go . di : last thing i want is to leave you , but i ca n't stay . not unless you 're willing to fix this family . are you ? [ scene_break ] tad : missed one . look . you and me . come here . krystal : what -- what about dixie ? tad : shh . for the longest time , i thought dixie was the only love i was ever going to have . i was wrong . you are . you 're the love of my life . krystal . krystal : what are you doing here ? tad : it 's dixie . [ scene_break ] simone : i ca n't concentrate . what do you think greenlee 's doing ? kendall : i hope to god she is n't making that baby . greenlee : i 've made my decision about having ryan 's baby . ryan : is -- is greenlee here ? simone : uh -- i -- i 've got someplace i got to be . ryan : is greenlee here ? kendall : she already left . ryan : where did she go ? kendall : did n't say . [ next_on ] simone ( to ryan ) : you know my boss and new squeeze -- ethan ? i 'm trying to get pregnant with his baby . ethan : that sounds like quite the plot . david : i can mix a cocktail , something that could take care of ryan . greenlee : tell me you 're not going to try and kill him . j.r. ( to di ) : you do n't even know what you 're asking me . tad ( to krystal ) : will you marry me ?
krystal tells david that she refuses to go through with his plan to have `` dixie `` solve hers ' and babe 's problems . but while in prison , she has fantasies about how good her life would be if dixie motivates jr to agree to joint custody of the baby with babe and jamie gets to go to med school . she also has a fantasy that adam pulls strings to get her an early release and it is because of dixie . in reality , di / dixie tries and fails to get jr and jamie to reconcile . but when she sees that it is impossible to get them back to where they used to be , she tells them she will go away . jr hears that and realizes he can not let that happen . greenlee tells kendall and simone that she knows that ryan has a serious problem but she believes that having a baby is what needs to be done in order to save him . ryan goes to ask david to give him a drug to end his rage . he still has no clue what greenlee is up to . maria , maddie and anita leave for california . sam is ready to live with tad and brooke and joe . myrtle tells zach he must say goodbye to maria . he goes to the airport to see her off before she leaves .
babe : whew . j.r. : slow connection ? babe : my brain -- and it 's not slow , it 's blocked . j.r. : i got up at 7 : 00 , winifred said you were already here . what 's the emergency ? babe : i am trying to re - create my presentation . j.r. : the original one did n't fly ? babe : oh , the original was erased by my fusion fan club . j.r. : oh . it 's like that ? babe : and i was so sure that i could remember every detail , but right , what was i thinking ? even if i could remember it , it 's not like there 's even enough time to finish . j.r. : you 're not giving up . babe : i 'm not ? j.r. : well , that 's not you . the babe that i know charges the stonewall till she breaks through . babe : yeah , but kendall and her backup singers are n't exactly playing fair . j.r. : all the more reason not to let her win . kendall ca n't take anything from you unless you let her . are you ready to give up fusion ? babe : never . no way , kendall is not winning . [ scene_break ] zach : have you decided what you 're going to wear -- whoa . kendall : who the hell do you think you 're messing with ? jeff : taking a boat out ? erica : what i do or do n't do is really none of your business . jeff : it 's a great morning for a sail . enjoy whatever is none of my business . erica : i understand that you have suspended josh from the hospital . jeff : so the hospital 's your business now ? erica : oh , please do n't try to be so cute . of course , josh is my business . does that mean that you 're willing to let him go ? [ scene_break ] josh : you 're in my son . move . jamie : you know , i saw you broiling over here and i thought i should come over and say thanks . work at the hospital has been so much more enjoyable , so thanks for getting suspended . josh : you know what ? laugh it up , young boy . jamie : well , maybe you do n't get the joke . josh : say what you want , jamie . but thanks to my father , the last laugh 's on your family . [ scene_break ] erin : aidan . i 've got a lot going on right now . aidan : you can spare a couple of minutes , that 's all . erin : no , no , no , no . call me later , and then we can -- aidan : erin , you ca n't shut me out , not without telling me why . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , little guy . you 're not talking , are you ? you do n't know ? julia : hey , dad . are you having a heart - to - heart with your son ? hi , spike . ryan : yeah . yeah , i am . julia : you sizing him up for a little soccer ball already ? he 's raring to go home with you . ryan : hey , do you see any resemblance ? julia : oh , this kid is a perfect combo of you and kendall . ryan : yeah ? and where do you see me ? do you see me , like , in the eyes or the ears ? where do you see me ? julia : oh -- what , are you looking for praise for creating this munchkin ? ryan : actually , i 'm kind of serious . do you see me ? do you think spike looks like me ? julia : oh , shoot , ryan , who else would he -- oh -- oh , my god . [ scene_break ] kendall : how can you do this to me ? zach : do what ? kendall : `` do what ? `` i 'm your wife , and you did not tell me the preliminary hearing was moved to today . like i 'm not supposed to care ? zach : it 's not a big deal . kendall : zach , kidnapping , assault , and various other charges are a big deal . and i do n't understand -- how can they even charge you with assault when no one got hurt ? zach : i do n't know , i 'm that good . kendall : this is not funny . they should charge you with saving my life and saving spike 's . they should give you a medal . if livia had n't called , i would 've been at the hospital or the office , while you -- i do n't know . i -- i do n't know what was going to happen , but i just -- zach : hey . kendall : they ca n't -- they ca n't take you away from me . zach : ok . kendall : i wo n't let them take you away from me . zach : hmm . no one 's taking me away . kendall : you do n't know this . how do you know ? they could get you into court and -- you do n't know . zach : yeah , they 're going to summarize all the charges against me , and then livia 's going to make a motion to dismiss . kendall : ok , and what are the chances of that ? zach : i think they 're pretty good . i 'll be out of there in a half - hour . kendall : well , if the judge does n't dismiss ? zach : then i 'll go to trial eventually , but i 'm not leaving you , ever . kendall : i -- i ca n't lose you , zach . i -- i ca n't ! zach : and you wo n't . put it out of your mind . [ kendall sighs ] kendall : oh . zach : wow , this is nice . look at me -- kendall : look at you . zach : perfect . why do n't you go do something else ? have lunch -- lunch with spike , and when you 're back here , and then i 'll meet you here and i 'll finish what we started . kendall : which is ? zach : hmm . tell spike i love him . tell him i love his mom , too . bye . kendall : bye . [ scene_break ] julia : madden would never -- ryan : why not ? julia : ryan , you ca n't think that . it 's -- ryan : no , i 'm just -- i understand . no , i know . i 'm just saying that , you know , madden was obsessed with kendall 's mother , and during the blackout he was alone with kendall , and i just -- why would n't he use -- julia : it just does n't make -- ryan : look , why would n't he use his own sperm ? i do n't understand it . i just -- i 'm just putting it out there . i 'm just asking a question , you know ? the women on the island , zach told me -- it 's ok . julia : he was number one -- ryan : it 's ok -- julia : the only donor . ryan : yes , that 's right , madden was the only donor , the only one . you know he 's crazy enough . i 'm just asking , you know ? he could n't have a baby with erica , so he took her child . and why would n't he want to , you know , take this opportunity that was handed to him -- erica 's daughter ? why would n't he take that opportunity ? i 'm just asking , what would stop him ? julia : twisted son of a -- i 'll kill him . [ scene_break ] erin : so what is it that you have to know ? aidan : let 's start with you telling me what 's wrong . erin : what , i ca n't be irritated that you stopped by without calling and expect me to drop everything for you ? aidan : come on , erin , you and i both know that that is not what 's going on here . erin : what , i 'm a liar ? aidan : come on , do n't do this . erin : what do you expect from me ? aidan : the truth . just stop shutting me out . erin : and you know what ? i thought i was pretty clear . i need time , i need space . and here you are , first thing in the morning , announcing that i have to make time to talk to you . aidan : i 'm concerned about you . erin : even though you should n't be ? i 'm sorry , aidan , i feel like you are smothering me . can you get that ? why ca n't you just get that ? i 'm going to have to spell this out for you , are n't i ? ok . i need more than time and space , aidan . we need to break up . i do n't want to see you anymore . [ scene_break ] babe : i told them all to go to hell , that i could come up with it all over again -- every word , every image . [ babe sighs ] babe : you know , when i first came up with it , it 's like i was -- i was channeling it or something . it all -- the whole thing , every word , every copy -- it just flowed out , whole and complete . j.r. : you 're brilliant . babe : it was a fluke -- or i was dreaming -- i do n't know . i just -- i ca n't get it back . j.r. : well , why do n't you try to relax and let it come back ? babe : i tried . nothing . when kendall and her pep squad , when they cleared out my files , they cleared out my whole brain . j.r. : so come up with something new . babe : yeah , but my cell phone campaign -- it was perfect . j.r. : well , you 're going to come up with something equally as brilliant , but different . look , i 'll be your muse . babe : why do n't you go do something useful ? i do n't know -- go play a basketball game or something . j.r. : all right , what are you -- what are you pushing here ? hair junk , makeup ? babe : `` hair junk `` ? nice muse . j.r. : i 'm a guy . what do you want ? babe : ok , fine , i -- i was working on a campaign focused on the teen market . it was -- it was to sell a cosmetic that was hip and -- and chic . j.r. : and streamlined into their cells ? babe : mm - hmm . heavily visual . oh , there was this one thing , and it was teen models , and it had pictures of their lips and their eyes . and it just had single - word copy , almost like -- like a bullet point or something . like words , so -- ok , ok , so what are some words that would sell cosmetics ? j.r. : hmm -- `` sex `` ? babe : sell to women -- teenaged women . j.r. : ok , teenagers . `` hot , `` cool . `` um -- `` free . `` babe : ooh , `` off the hook `` would be good . it goes with the whole cell phone thing . j.r. : mm - hmm . `` dramatic . `` babe : `` dramatic `` -- ooh , `` romantic . `` j.r. : `` fresh . `` babe : `` fresh `` -- that one 's good . ooh , oh , i like this . how about `` slamming `` ? `` slamming . `` j.r. : `` unique . `` babe : `` unique , `` `` intense . `` j.r. : `` ultimate . `` babe : `` ultimate `` -- hold on . j.r. : `` brave . `` babe : whoo . j.r. : `` gorgeous . `` you . [ scene_break ] josh : this town should thank my father for sparing them another smug and self- satisfied saint . you martins are ridiculous . jamie : so you 're admitting your father stole my sister ? josh : maybe my father did bend the law , but he did it to save your sister . [ scene_break ] jeff : so letting josh go has nothing to do with our situation . it was standard in - house discipline . erica : then fire him . let him go start a better life away from here , away from this hospital . jeff : away from his father and grandfather ? erica : oh , jeff , please stop indulging yourself in fantasies about parenthood , and start facing the realities of the situation . jeff : josh 's suspension is up in two weeks , and he 'll return to the hospital and my tutorial . erica : oh , this is unbelievable . well , this just gets better and better . [ scene_break ] jamie : if i were you , i would watch what i say about kate . josh : but you 're not me . you 're a stick - up - your - spine martin . you know , my father saw your family for what they really are . he rescued that kid from becoming one of you . jamie : well , your father is going to tell us where he put her . josh : you got to find him first . erica : josh -- josh : bad move , martin . you just gave me -- jamie : bring it on ! jeff : come on , knock it off ! erica : stop it . stop it , both you ! jamie : fine . later . josh : oh , yeah ? you want to go again ? jeff : come here . what 's that supposed to prove ? josh : you know what ? i 'm not on your turf , so just leave me alone , all right ? jeff : no , fights are n't smart , no matter where you are . there 's nothing like a broken hand to slow down a doctor . josh : maybe jamie needs your protection , but i do n't . jeff : oh . i should have let you two pound each other into the deck . josh : well , you should do that next time . jeff : look , josh , is this -- is this productive ? hanging around the yacht club , getting into trouble ? josh : that 's a funny question . considering , a , you 're jamie 's uncle , not mine . and , b , i do n't see you ready for the or you 're here to give the commodore a physical ? i do n't think so . jeff : i 'm staying in one of the club 's apartments . i do n't have to worry about my reputation . josh : right . because you 're a martin . jeff : martin -- josh , i was thinking that maybe you and i could get together for some private sessions and review my seminar material . make sure you do n't fall too far -- far behind . josh : you feeling guilty ? jeff : that 's not why i 'm offering . josh : yeah , whatever . i do n't need your charity tutoring . erica : have you noticed ? the more you interfere in josh 's life , the more screwed up he gets ? my boys ... are boys . [ scene_break ] aidan : this is n't real . erin : i want you to leave , aidan . aidan : erin , i love you . where is this coming from ? erin : i 'm doing what -- aidan : and i want the truth . erin : i have to do , aidan . aidan : why ? for who ? erin : it 's for me . it is what is best for me . aidan : listen , if it 's time that you need , alone , away from me -- erin : no , it 's not -- no . aidan : you can have it . you can have all the time in the world . all right ? but you ca n't just give up on something that is good . what we have is good . it 's right . erin : it 's not -- it 's not right for me anymore . aidan : erin , you said that you loved me . and what , that 's just over ? erin : i ca n't -- aidan : this is coming from nowhere . erin : i can not help it . i ca n't help it . erin : you 're right . i owe you the truth . [ music plays ] [ scene_break ] jeff : excuse me . can i get a water ? erica : you and joe -- you yank josh 's chain just because he stood up for himself against j.r. , a degenerate criminal . jeff : that 's not quite accurate . erica : when you took j.r. 's side against josh , you made a big mistake . jeff : i did n't side with j.r . erica : j.r. deserved to be beaten to a pulp . if j.r. had been driven from the planet by josh , that would have been a public service . but instead , you decided that you had to step up to the plate and play disciplinarian . you had to play father . jeff : erica , did you hear yourself ? you 're defending josh . you sound like his mother . singer : he was up there on his throne erica : i 'm not behaving like josh 's anything . i 'm kendall 's mother , and i 'm upset , because j.r. nearly took her life and the life of her baby , and i am all for anyone who will stand up to j.r. , so if josh wants to make j.r. 's life as miserable as he deserves it to be , i will do everything i can to help josh . jeff : that 's all it is ? erica : yes . jeff : oh , come -- erica : oh , do n't try to pull me into your family fantasy . jeff : no , no , come on . you 've never had any maternal inclination toward josh , not a twitch ? nothing in you says that it might be right to tell him ? no interest in making him part of your family ? erica : all right , yes . of course i 've had those feelings . [ scene_break ] erin : everything that i felt for you was -- was all really new to me , aidan , so i fooled myself into thinking that i was ready for a relationship , for like a real commitment . aidan : you are . erin : no , i -- i 'm not , i 'm not . it was way too fast . and it 's not you at all . it 's -- me . i thought that i could give you what you need , what you deserve , and -- aidan : you do , and you can . erin : no , i ca n't . i 'm kidding myself , aidan . and you 're wonderful . and you taught me so much and i never thought i could love anyone the way -- erin : you were my first and -- i 'm sorry , i 'm not ready to sign on for a lifetime . there 's -- there 's too much that i want to experience and now i really feel like i can . aidan : so what was i , then , therapy to you ? erin : no , no . aidan : so you could just go out there and trust other men again ? erin : no , it 's not like that , aidan . it 's not like that at all . i just -- i do n't want my life to be filled with `` what ifs . `` and i 've got a lot of questions and a lot of thoughts and i just -- i want to get them out there , and i think staying with you and acting like everything 's fine is a lie , and it 's not fair to you . aidan : erin , let 's -- erin : and it 's not fair to me . aidan : i said that i will give you time and space . erin : no , will you stop being so understanding and nice , please ? i feel trapped . is that clear enough for you , aidan ? i want to see other men . and i want to see what 's out there for me and i feel like if i do n't , i 'm going to resent you and i 'm going to hate you forever , so -- i think i should end this right now . aidan : yeah , that 's a good argument . but i 'm not leaving until you tell me the truth . [ scene_break ] babe : yes . oh ! you are brilliant . and no , that was -- that was it . it was -- it was teenage girls all confident and cool and glowy , and the guys not being able to take their eyes off of them , and the girls not ever noticing that the guys are watching . you did it . j.r. : i do n't know if did it . i just jogged your memory . babe : no , and it 's almost like the one last time , but it 's way better . it 's more alive or something , and i am emailing it to myself right now , so those fusion featherweights , they can hit delete until their little fingers fall off , but they are not getting their hands on my copy . j.r. : congratulations . maybe you should add `` goddess `` to the top of that list . babe : we make a pretty good team . jamie , is something wrong ? jamie : i just need to see j.r. for a second . j.r. : sure , what 's up ? [ scene_break ] julia : he 's so sweet . so innocent . ryan : you know , it 's amazing , because kendall was n't sure that she could love her child , and now of course she 's -- she 's so crazy about him . julia : but madden is -- ryan : spike is my son . [ spike fusses ] ryan : ok , i know . yes , you are . you are . it 's ok . shh , shh , shh , shh , shh . spike is my son and i love him , no matter what . i want to protect him . i do n't want him to be disappointed . i want to -- [ fussing ] ryan : it 's ok , it 's ok . i know . i know . i know . i know . he 's changed me , ok ? he 's changed me , and he 's just made me look at everything differently , everything , including kendall . it 's ok . shh , shh , shh , shh . that 's it . that 's it . i know , i know . julia : i can do the test if you want to know for sure . [ scene_break ] derek : mr. slater had barricaded himself and his wife in her icu room . prosecutor : and was mr. slater armed ? derek : he announced he was armed and would shoot if anyone entered . prosecutor : what happened next , chief frye ? derek : well , the safety of kendall hart slater and her child was at stake , so i ordered my men in . prosecutor : and did mr. slater discharge his weapon ? derek : yes , one shot was fired . prosecutor : thank you , chief frye . livia : a single shot was fired . was anyone wounded ? derek : no . livia : and did you see where mr. slater was pointing his gun ? towards the wall ? towards the ceiling ? towards the door ? derek : it was a warning shot . it did n't come through the door towards us . livia : so he was actually trying to avoid hitting anyone . derek : he called it a warning shot . he wanted us to leave him and his wife alone . livia : thank you , chief frye . prosecutor : redirect , your honor ? chief frye , the shot that was fired convinced you that if you continued to try to apprehend mr. slater , people would be injured ? lives perhaps lost ? derek : slater made his point . prosecutor : he meant to kill people if he was pushed too far . derek : he was prepared to shoot someone if he had to . prosecutor : thank you , chief frye . no more witnesses , your honor . judge : ms. cudahy , do you have witnesses to rebut any of the testimony of the district attorney 's witnesses ? livia : yes , i do , your honor . the defense would like to call kendall hart slater to the stand . what if i told you one fig newton has more zach : could have told me you asked my wife to testify . livia : i did n't . she insisted . zach : you could 've warned me . livia : i did n't want the hassle . she said you 'd try to stop her , and if i could n't stop her -- bailiff : do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth , so help you god ? kendall : i do . livia : at the time of the standoff , you were in a coma . is that correct ? kendall : yes , i was , but i could hear everything . i could hear what was said and what was happening . i just could n't respond . livia : could you please tell the court what you heard ? prosecutor : objection , your honor . testimony and hospital records prove mrs. slater was in a deep coma . whatever she thinks or dreamed ca n't be admitted as testimony . livia : i will rephrase . mrs. slater , you have now become aware of the circumstances surrounding your husband 's actions . kendall : yes , i -- i 've read the police accounts and i 've heard from my mother , my husband , and the father of my child . livia : and after all that you have learned , do you consider yourself the victim of a kidnapping ? kendall : no . of course not . zach was just doing what i wanted . he was protecting me and my baby , which would not have been necessary if some idiot judge had n't awarded ryan custody of our child . judge : i am that `` idiot `` judge , mrs. slater . kendall : oh . i 'm sorry , your honor . i -- i 'm sure you did what you thought was best for my child . but zach was really the only one who knew what i wanted . he did exactly what i would 've done for myself if i was able to . i told zach that i wanted spike more than my own life . and he took vows and he promised that he would respect my wishes . your honor , do you know how rare that is ? i mean , how many men do you know would do something like that ? he put himself on the line . he knew that he would face prison , but he did it to save my child . he did it for me . and i 'm fine , i 'm fine , my child is fine , no one was hurt , and now you want to take him away from me ? [ scene_break ] julia : we can keep the test results quiet if you do n't want anyone to know . ryan : no , no , no -- no paternity test . julia : are you going to be able to live not knowing if you really are -- ryan : spike is my son . he 's mine and he 's kendall 's . he 's a part of her and , honestly , i could n't love him any more than i do right now . julia : you know that crazy idea that i had about the test ? it 's forgotten . ryan : actually , it never happed . julia : what never happened ? [ scene_break ] erica : when i first found out the truth about josh , when it finally sank in that he was my son , he was mine , of course i thought about what that would be like if he knew about me , about us . but i ca n't . i ca n't just paint over the truth with a rosy picture . i went to that clinic to have my pregnancy terminated . and do i want to lay all that on josh ? no , i do not . this is n't just about me or you or what we want . jeff , there are other people involved . jeff : yes , there are . my father and mother . erica : jeff , you have this romantic idea of martin family holidays that would inspire norman rockwell , the kind of perfect american family that made america great . well , do you really think that josh could just drop right into that and start sticking the little tiny marshmallows on top of the sweet potato casserole ? think again . jeff : huh . you know , erica , i -- i just knew that this would n't be easy for you . erica : oh , you think i 'm making this all about me ? you think i 'm afraid of , what , publicity ? of course you do . of course you do , because you never knew me . you still do n't . jeff : i 'm not accusing you of anything . erica : you know what you should be accusing me of ? you should be accusing me of trying to protect my family and josh . because even if somehow he could possibly accept what happened , how many years in therapy before he would truly , if ever , accept what i did -- and what greg did ? jeff : that 's something we 'd have to find out . erica : and kendall and bianca and reggie and lily ? i mean , this is already creating a lot of problems between jack and me . so i have to consider all of this and the hell i 'd be dragging them through just so i could say i have a son . kendall : of course there are oxygen hookups in all the icu rooms . prosecutor : well , gunfire might trigger an explosion . mr. slater could have caused a tragedy . you do n't consider firing a gun in such a setting reckless disregard for human life ? livia : objection , your honor . how can mrs. slater be expected to make such a judgment ? judge : sustained . kendall : i would like to respond , your honor . livia : ahem . judge : go ahead , then . kendall : thank you . i had n't made a living will , and if i had , none of this would have been necessary . zach was just trying to honor my wishes . and i mean no disrespect , but if there was anyone having complete disregard for human lives , did n't the police start that ? i mean , why would anyone send a swat team to a hospital icu ? no one was in danger until that happened . prosecutor : your honor , mrs. slater is -- judge : let 's stick to the facts , mrs. slater . kendall : i am . judge : only one gun was discharged by your husband . prosecutor : do you deny that in firing his gun , mr. slater placed you , your child , and numerous others in danger ? kendall : zach was taking care of us . your honor , everyone jumped to the wrong conclusion about zach . he was just doing exactly what i wanted him to do . why does n't anyone care how it turned out ? i 'm fine , my son is perfect , no one was hurt -- and that 's all thanks to zach , not in spite of him . if everyone else had their way , they would 've sacrificed my baby to save my life , and i probably would 've come out of the coma to learn that my child was dead . so , your honor , before you decide that my husband has to be punished for his crimes , can you please take all of this into account ? he saved my son 's life . [ scene_break ] j.r. : damn big risk , james . jamie : we knew it was a risk from the start . it 's time to step up our game . we do n't crack him , we do n't get answers . j.r. : you 're right . i just never thought you 'd take it to such extremes . jamie : i 'm in this all the way . our little sister 's out there . are you still in ? j.r. : let 's push it as far as we can . jamie : then it 's time to move . now . j.r. : i have to give jamie a hand with something . i 'll see you at home . babe : is there anything i can do to help ? j.r. : no , we got it under control . babe : thank you for inspiring me . j.r. : thanks for letting me . introducing new ... [ scene_break ] aidan : erin , i have n't read you wrong all this time . you love me . erin : i have never been in love before and i did n't think that it could get any better than this . but if it can -- what if it can ? -- you can not expect all of these years of being screwed up about relationships to just go away , aidan . aidan : i thought we worked through all of that . erin : i -- sorry , i can not be this well - adjusted girl next door for you . aidan : did i make demands on you ? did i pressure you ? no . erin : no ! no ! i pressure me . i pressure me because of you , because i know what you deserve , and i 'm sorry -- i 've been trying so hard and i can not be this woman for you . and i 'm going crazy pretending . aidan : i want you , erin . i do n't want someone you pretend to be . erin : you do n't even know who i am . i 'm just now figuring all of this out for myself . i need you to get this . i do n't want to see you anymore . do not call me , do not try to talk to me . stay away from me . ryan : what the hell did i just walk in on ? [ scene_break ] singer : that will never end erica : i 'm not the same woman you married . i 've learned a hell of a lot over the course of time , and i am right about not telling josh . jeff : well , i wish i could be as certain as you are . erica : you ca n't believe that you can solve everyone 's problems . and sometimes trying makes things worse for everyone . jeff : look , sometimes you can make things better . erica : you ca n't believe that you can fix everything . give them a shot and a pill and send them on their way ? jeff : i believe it 's worth trying . erica : because you 've been living in third - world countries , jeff , in the midst of poverty and illness . and people 's lives have been shattered . they 've lost everything . so you do your damndest to patch them up because that 's all you can do . jeff : i 'm talking about josh here , erica . erica : yes , so am i. josh has a life that he likes . he has parents that he loves . now , if you step into that and mess things up , play god , things are going to be worse . they 're going to be much worse . man : ms. kane . you were looking for me ? erica : yes , yes . jeff : we can revisit this later , erica . erica : i noticed that our boat is missing . did you happen to see my husband take her out ? man : yes . mr. montgomery kept her out overnight . he still is n't back . [ scene_break ] kendall : you 're not mad ? zach : no , i 'm not mad . you did great up there . kendall : well , let 's pray the judge thinks so . bailiff : all rise . judge : the question before me is whether mr. slater should go to trial . after reviewing the depositions and the testimony given today , i 've made my decision . erica : do you have any idea how worried i 've been ? jack : sorry . we had -- we had some trouble . erica : `` we `` ? was some -- brooke : uh , good morning . [ scene_break ] ryan : since when ? i mean , when did all this hit ? erin : i 've been feeling like this for a while . ryan : really ? i mean , i 'm sorry . you know ? oh . i really thought that -- ok . i really -- i thought that this was it , you know , that he was , you know , a true love , the way that you lit up when he walked in the room , that 's all . erin : yeah , well -- there are more important things than love . ryan : oh . like what ? erin : do n't you worry about me , big brother . i 'm going to be fine , i promise you . [ scene_break ] j.r. : are you sure that he does n't know that we did it ? jamie : the list of enemies he has ? why single us out ? it 's getting to him . he 's freaking scared . j.r. : we started it . we 'll finish it . babe : hey . you know , i 'm really glad that you two are getting along , but not so glad that you 're keeping secrets from me . what 's going on ? j.r. ? jamie ? one of you let me in on it , now . [ next_on ] erica : we 're really in trouble , are n't we ? jack : yes , we are . judge : if i am to believe the arguments in your favor , i have only one choice on how to rule . kendall : please tell me he 's not doing this . josh : somebody help me !
erica still belives that telling josh that he is the biological son of herself and jeff is not the thing to do . jeff tells her he disagrees and believes that , in time , they could be like a real famliy . erica notices jack has been out all night and his boat is gone . she discovers he 's spent the night with brooke on his boat . zach 's hearing starts . kendall testifies in her husband 's behalf although he 's told her he does not want her to . jr helps inspire babe to finish the project that the fusion women erased from her computer screen . jr and jamie reveal that they might very well be the ones who put greg in the box in the ground .
j.r. : i do n't care what you have to do . i want that list of offshore accounts , now . adam : that ransom money could be anywhere by now . j.r. : zach is not demanding any of the ransom money until tomorrow morning . we got all night . adam : yeah . j.r. : ok ? adam : yeah . j.r. : how are you doing ? adam : oh , a few prospects panned out . it seems i -- i should have made a few more friends on my way up . j.r. : how much more do we need ? adam : we have about a tenth of what we need . j.r. : but we can still pull this off . adam : yeah , maybe . but before we do , you have to come clean . [ scene_break ] amanda : you are so great to see me . zach : you are so easy to please . amanda : no , i mean away from the office and everything . zach : lily said that your appointment request was a bit of a mystery , so i thought i 'd better play along . amanda : we 're alone ? zach : completely alone . amanda : it 's about the ransom . i 'm pretty sure if you work with me , we can recover every penny of that 100 million . [ scene_break ] ryan : boating shoes ! that 's awesome ! i love these ! greenlee : i know . they were so cute , i just -- i could n't pass them up . ryan : oh , my god , they look like they fit perfectly , too . greenlee : oh ! ryan : perfect . right on . look at this . spike , you 're set up . greenlee : oh , it looks like your sunscreen washed off in the pool . you 're looking all red . ryan : i will put some more on . thank you very much . annie ? hey . wow . that 's a nice surprise . i did n't -- i did n't know you were coming by . thank you , thank you , rachael . thank you . annie : yeah , surprise . ryan : great . annie ? ryan : annie -- annie : if you ask me what is wrong right now , i will scream . ryan : spike and i just had swim class . annie : right . while greenlee was spinning her little web , you walked out and caught ? ryan : we -- we just ran into each other . annie : yeah , she must have ryan gps . ryan : no , it 's a small town . annie : no , it 's microscopic with her . we just got back from our honeymoon , and already she 's all over you . greenlee : annie , hi . annie : hi . greenlee : do n't you think ryan 's getting a little pink around his face and shoulders ? i was lobbying for more sunscreen . maybe he 'll listen to you . annie : maybe . greenlee : we were just catching up . annie : oh , did my name come up ? did you fill him in on our conversation earlier this morning ? ryan : what ? what are you talking about ? annie : oh -- oh , greenlee invited me to get out of fusion . greenlee : no , i simp -- annie : no ? greenlee : you misunderstood . i thought you would maybe -- annie : oh , save it , greenlee , i know exactly what you thought . and i know exactly -- you know what ? i am on the verge of causing a scene , and i really do n't want to do that right now . greenlee : i 'm sorry , ryan . i 'm sorry . ryan : rachael , would you take spike home , please ? [ scene_break ] jamie : barkeep , we need to toast babe 's success . krystal : you passed the ged ? babe : we wo n't know for sure for a few weeks , but -- krystal : oh . jamie : she aced it . babe : i think i did ok . krystal : oh ! you are my idol . babe : but you want to know what the hardest part of the whole thing was ? krystal : math ? babe : well , no . krystal : ok , studying day and night . babe : no , actually , psyching myself up to commit to taking it . i mean , i should have done it years ago , instead of just not dealing with it . krystal : show up for life . babe : yeah ! krystal : you are the real deal . babe : well , just like my mama . krystal : oh -- jamie : all right , enough of this . drinks are on me . krystal : no , no , i got the first one , jamie . i have been working on a little concoction . babe : ooh . krystal : yes , here we are . look . babe : oh , that is too cute ! oh , my gosh ! krystal : here 's one for you , and i 've got the full - size one for you for when you get the good news . look at that . babe : well , i 'm glad the two of you are so confident . i -- krystal : absolutely . jamie : oh , come on , let 's go outside . babe : thank you . krystal : congrats . [ babe giggles ] colby : hey . babe : hey , colby , how are you , baby ? colby : good , and you ? babe : i 'm relieved . krystal : hey , colby . what are you doing here ? colby : hey . i just thought you might need some help . hired help . krystal : you 're job - hunting ? what ? colby : the house is n't the same without you . krystal : well , i 'm sure it 's a little less tense . colby : it 's lonely . nobody 's as happy as they used to be . krystal : honey , you know how i like having you around . colby : so i can work here ? krystal : uh -- colby : sean is in anti - drug classes and has tons of community service . and if i make my more -- own money , i 'd be more independent . and that 's character- building and everything . please ? krystal : oh -- well , i would hate to be responsible for getting in the way of your -- your character development . ok . colby : oh ! i ca n't believe it ! i got a great idea . i 'm going to go watch that tom cruise movie where he , like , pours from there , and then flips up the glasses -- yeah ! krystal : oh , wait , no , no , no ! no , you 're too young to get behind the bar , honey . you 'll start out bussing tables , ok ? colby : ok , i do n't care . i 'm employed . krystal : oh , god , i ca n't -- look at you and babe . you 're just something else . both of you are on the fast track to success . that 's great . [ woman screams ] krystal : what -- ava , what the -- colby : what is she doing here ? ava : what kind of idiot did n't tighten the ketchup caps ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : i 'm not holding anything out on you . you know everything that i do . adam : as the ceo of chandler enterprises , you need to warn the board and the senior management . j.r. : well , the feds might disagree . if somebody on the inside was involved with the kidnapping -- adam : no , forget the kidnapping . just stick to the bare bones . that slater stands to become the majority stockholder . j.r. : but if it 's not necessary -- adam : no , no , no . the odds are against us , son . i 've already told the executive committee , as well as irv hotaling and bob kent . zach slater will present less of a threat if we provide a unified front . j.r. : you just had to use slater , right ? you had to use slater to get the company from me , after you knew that he hated my guts for what i did to kendall , and you . adam : i made a mistake . but i was in control until the kidnapping . and thank god slater got the ransom together . j.r. : i know . you did what you had to do . adam : to get you back . and i do n't apologize to anyone for that . j.r. : you really came through for me , dad . i wo n't forget it . i 'm sorry , i 'm just fried . adam : listen , it 's going to be a few minutes before the other people arrive . um -- i 'm going to tell you that i am ashamed of what i did , the way i treated you . j.r. : no , we both made mistakes . adam : no , well , yeah . and this time , maybe i 'll present myself to the board of directors fully clothed . [ adam chuckles ] adam : um -- this is to replace something i destroyed . j.r. : no , you do n't -- you do n't owe me anything . adam : oh , do n't worry . i did n't -- i did n't go into hock for it . i did n't borrow to buy it . j.r. : this is a classic . adam : yeah . j.r. : no , it 's too much . adam : i bought that a long time ago -- as a present to myself for making my first million . it 's been in a safe - deposit box since before you were born . i just had it inscribed . j.r. : `` to my son , my world . `` adam : to me , this symbolized a raw - boned kid , the son of a coal miner . what he could accomplish . money , power . those things come and go , do n't they ? but a man 's family -- his -- his descendents -- that 's the true legacy a man brings to the world . j.r. : thank you . adam : thanks to you , we 're going to weather this storm . slater ca n't beat us . nobody can . [ scene_break ] amanda : no , go ahead , i want to stay sharp . but you , please , drink . oh , that 's hardly your taste . zach : what do you want to ask me about the ransom ? amanda : well , for starters , i have to tell you , i worship anyone who can get the best of j.r. 's dad . zach : all right . amanda : adam deserves to be wiped out . congratulations . you totally suckered adam in . loaning him the money for the ransom , then taking it all and demanding he pay you right back . you 're a god . zach : i did n't kidnap junior . [ amanda chuckles ] amanda : you 're the master . you get one of the kidnap plotters to go your way , transfer the money back to you . you 're not out a dime , and you gain everything chandler . it 's genius . my future 's , what , ordering swizzle sticks at confusion ? i can do better than that . zach : you can do better than junior . amanda : i thought he might pay off , but i would rather be with you . not -- not in any romantic sense , but business - wise . i could really be a big help . zach : how is that ? amanda : well , i could pitch in on independent deals , like this ransom scam . zach : you got this all worked out , huh ? what about salary , perks , that kind of stuff ? amanda : i 'm not greedy . i figured for starters , 10 % of the ransom . zach : 10 % of $ 100 million ? you 're worth all that ? amanda : my silence is . you get away clean , and i will be your devoted follower . do we have a deal ? zach : whatever it takes , i 'm in . amanda : you are so doing the right thing . zach : i know . i know , i just -- i want you to be clear on this deal . amanda : no , i know . i wo n't tell anyone you stabbed adam in the back and stole the ransom , in exchange for a cut . zach : ok . well , i ca n't give you a cut . i 'm sorry , but i -- i do have some cash . amanda : no , hey -- no , we have a deal . i 'm on board . zach : no , you 're a little overboard . all you need are a couple of acting lessons , you 're going to be all right . i know a guy in l.a . i 'll take care of it . i 'll pay for that . amanda : what the hell is this ? zach : you tell junior he was an idiot to send you over here to try and trap me . amanda : j.r. does n't know that i 'm here . zach : and tell him that i ca n't admit to something that i did n't do . amanda : you think you 'll get away with this ? everyone makes mistakes . we are going to find that ransom . zach : i want you to . i want my money back . you want to help junior , here 's what you do . on the way home , stop by a moving company , pick up some boxes , and help the boys pack . because chandler , the money , the house -- everything 's going to be mine . amanda : you wo n't have all the stock , just adam 's . zach : i 'm going to control chandler enterprises . and your little boyfriend is about to retire . [ door slams ] kendall : you are taking over chandler enterprises ? zach : can you imagine the look on junior 's face ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : chandler enterprises is at a crossroads . man : our stock is rock solid . j.r. : cambias has made a move on us . man : when ? how ? second man : how bad is it ? j.r. : well , put it this way . starting tomorrow , cambias might be in control of the company . man : how long have you known ? second man : there have been no massive sell - offs . third man : someone in our -- our camp must have this covered . woman : who is responsible ? adam : that would be me , ladies and gentlemen . j.r. : no , no , no , my father is not -- adam : son -- son , please , please , please . i set this crisis in motion because i lacked confidence in my son . [ scene_break ] jamie : for the woman who remastered math , history , science , and language arts . i give you babe carey . [ makes cheering sound ] jamie : `` speech , speech . `` and then , you know , they 're not going to go away until you say a little something . babe : stop , ok , ok , fine , fine . um -- ahem -- i 'd like to thank all of you for your support and your good wishes , but i owe all my success to jamie martin . my tutor , my rock . to jamie . jamie : you did it . all i did was help you study and run through the sample tests . babe : we both know that i would n't have had the patience to see it through . jamie : well , then , i guess half of this beautifully wrapped present is mine . babe : present ? what is it ? jamie : just a little something that every high school graduate needs . babe : a teeny - tiny sports car ? jamie : no . babe : oh -- well , you 're not going to quiz me or something ? you better not be doing `` word of the day . `` jamie : dictionaries are full of all kinds of great stuff . check it out . babe : ok . that 's weird . why is it so light ? [ babe opens the book and finds a jewelry box inside ] babe : you -- jamie : go ahead . babe : oh . a high school ring . jamie : yeah , you 'll have to wait for your yearbook . babe : oh , my gosh ! i always wanted one of these . i love it . jamie : and it 's one of a kind . please look . babe : ok , let 's see . um -- `` babe 's academy `` -- oh , that 's cute . wait -- `` 2007 `` -- you designed all this ? jamie : check out the crest . babe : wait , it -- no way . is that -- that 's lipstick and a compact ? jamie : for fusion . babe : oh ! ok , timeout . what are you trying to say ? that so better not be a dumbbell . jamie : it 's a baby rattle , with an a on it . babe : oh , for little a ! oh , my gosh -- and a heart . jamie : because you have an incredible one . babe : thank you for this . oh ! i love you for this ! oh , it 's beautiful . [ scene_break ] colby : she 's a fake , a liar , a user , and she 'll rob you blind ! krystal : simmer -- simmer down . ava : hey , you want me to take that little silver spoon out of your mouth and stick it up somewhere else ? krystal : ok , you can take it easy , too , ava . colby : that is so classy . ava : will you shut up ? colby : no , you shut up ! krystal : both of you shut up . colby : ok , she 's the one who messed around with sean ! krystal : really ? you and sean messed around ? ava : yeah , so what ? we did n't break any laws . krystal : ok , listen , colby is like a daughter to me . ava : ok , well , then maybe you can make her understand -- it 's not personal , sweetie , it 's just sex , ok ? colby : see ? she 's total trash ! ava : hey , hey ! krystal : ok , wait , wait , wait , wait , wait ! hold up now . now , i 'm a little sensitive to that word myself , ok ? colby : sorry , but she ca n't work here . ava : oh , says you ? colby : please , krystal , you have to fire her . ava : krystal , no , you do n't have to fire me . come on , you know how much i need this job . krystal : no , what you need is to settle some things with an apology . ava : oh , no . krystal : yes . ava : apology to her ? krystal : right now . ava : oh -- when rich little skanks fly . krystal : oh , ava -- colby -- [ ava gasps when colby flings a glass of water at her ] krystal : oh ! oh -- wait a minute now . hold -- stop it ! ava : you little -- krystal : you 're making a mess ! ava : get her out of here ! krystal : stop it , stop it ! ava : get her out of my bar ! [ screaming ] krystal : stop it , stop it ! stop it ! ava : you do n't want to be here ! krystal : cut it out ! [ scene_break ] greenlee : come with me for a private celebration ? josh : you know , that 's the best offer i 've had all night . [ greenlee giggles ] amanda : dirty martini , very dirty , straight up , extra olives . del : where 'd you run off to ? amanda : no place good . del : with someone whose initials are j.r. ? amanda : my drink ? del : hey , you made the rules , amanda . no imbibing by employees . that 's us . amanda : well , i 'm suspending that rule for myself , since i 'm only here for two more weeks . del : what ? since when ? amanda : since a couple hours ago . and i want what i want . so , ice , vodka , olive juice , shake and strain , now ! del : you 've changed , amanda . some screwed - up fairy whacked you with a paris hilton wand or something . you 've changed . amanda : hey , what have you got for me ? seamus ' location ? you found him ? aidan : you 'll be pleased to know that i have a lead , mandy . amanda : oh -- thank you , thank you , thank you . [ scene_break ] zach : can i get you some juice or something ? kendall : uh -- no , you can tell me what 's going on . why was amanda here ? zach : amanda ? she 's job - hunting . kendall : yeah , she gave me her notice at confusion . she was talking to j.r. what 's going on ? zach : ah . just a couple more phases , and chandler will be mine . it was going to be a surprise for you . kendall : all right , honey , i need more than that . zach : all right . when you were lying in that hospital bed , i promised that i would get even with j.r . i was asked not to kill him . so i did the next best thing . i took away everything that he and his father love . their money , their power , and control of anything chandler . junior 's through hurting people . [ scene_break ] adam : i allowed this situation to develop . i felt betrayed . and i set out to rob my son of what i thought he had stolen from me -- my power . instead , i foolishly jeopardized this company , forgetting that i had built this company from scratch for my son . so , you were wise to put your faith in j.r . he has the intelligence , the ability , the strength of character to lead chandler enterprises . i wholeheartedly support his leadership . j.r. : my father and i -- we 'll stop cambias . adam : if even for a small moment -- j.r. : we will shift the power back to chandler just as soon as possible . adam : yes . and my son will lead chandler enterprises on , and one day give it to my grandson , adam chandler , iii . man : this paternal pride might be heartening , but -- second man : it 's a case of too little , too late . third man : chandler could be consumed by cambias . fourth man : and all of us ruined . [ scene_break ] greenlee : to life -- every wild , unpredictable , fantastic moment of life . josh : what do you want ? greenlee : i 've been saved , brought back from the abyss . josh : by whom ? greenlee : oh , that woman i 've hated since the moment i have seen her . the woman who stole my husband . to my savior , annie . [ scene_break ] annie : you wanted to come back to the beach ? we 're at the beach . i do n't feel any different , do you ? ryan : go -- just get it out . annie : i 'm not the problem . ryan : we do n't have a problem , annie . look , i do n't -- i do n't know what you think you saw . annie : i was n't imagining it . ryan : but there 's nothing going on between greenlee and me -- annie : greenlee is still in love with you , ryan ! she 's constantly throwing the bait at you . ryan : but i 'm not taking it . annie : well , you 're not stopping her , either . ryan : greenlee -- annie : is never going to stop trying to get you back , and you love it . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i want to dance . oh ! josh : talk , or i will flamenco . you 'll be trampled to death . greenlee : ok . ok , ok , ok ! annie made me see that i 'm right . ryan still loves me . [ scene_break ] ryan : i 'm not encouraging greenlee . annie : and kissing her discouraged her ? ryan : i already explained that . annie : you do n't think she jumped around and said , `` hey , one point for me `` ? ryan : who cares what greenlee does ? annie : she thinks she can win . she really thinks she can get you back , ryan . ryan : but she ca n't . annie : well , she does n't know that . you 're the one lobbying for -- for me and kendall to just invite her back into our family . ryan : because i honestly think that 's the right thing to do . annie : oh , please -- trust me , that and lying around half - naked with her at the pool -- it 's not going to get her to back off . ryan : i did n't strip down for greenlee . annie : but she did for you . ryan : i wore what i always wear to the pool . and -- and you 're right . you 're right -- kissing her that time was an incredible mistake . annie : thank you . ryan : but i 'm not going to apologize for showing compassion to a woman that lost a child . annie : but this is n't any -- any woman . this is a woman who would have done anything -- anything to have your child . ryan : like it or not , because of our past , greenlee is in our life , and we just have to figure out a way to make that work . annie : i am trying to do that ! but do n't just put this off on spike or on the baby that greenlee lost . she is back in our lives now because of you , because she wants you . ryan : i do n't know how to reassure you i 'm -- back at the club , i made it very clear to greenlee . i said that you , emma , and spike -- you come first with me , always . annie : she is not going to stop until she is first . ryan : yeah , but she ca n't destroy our marriage . she ca n't do it . she understands the boundaries . annie : greenlee has no boundaries , ryan . ryan : i honestly think that you 're giving her too much power , annie . annie : i have n't given her anything . when i took emma and i went on the run from terry , i swore that i would never do this kind of thing again . ryan : whoa , whoa -- your ex was a sick bastard . annie : now i feel like i 've walked into it all over again . ryan : hold -- hold on a second . you 're actually comparing me with terry ? annie : no , no , never . i just -- greenlee is dangerous . she 's all neediness . what she needs and wants right now is you . ryan : but she ca n't have me . annie : she is in the middle of our marriage , ryan . ryan : you have to understand , i did n't put her there . annie : emma has already lost one father -- i ca n't put her through that again . ryan : emma will never lose me , and neither will you . [ scene_break ] amanda : you did n't approach him , right ? i want to drop the bomb on seamus myself , the lying weasel . aidan : the day before yesterday , that lying weasel boarded a private airplane on a private airstrip -- delancey road , in wayne . amanda : that 's it ? what 's the destination ? is he staying put ? is he -- aidan : i do n't know his destination . amanda : well , what 's the plane 's license number , or whatever ? the owner of the plane ? aidan : yeah , it was an independent charter . amanda : paid for by ? aidan : i 'm going to find out where he went , amanda . amanda : tonight , ok ? it 's got to be tonight . aidan : why does it have to be tonight ? amanda : that pig stole my inheritance . ok , that coin is worth more than i can make in five years around this place . aidan : now tell me the rest . amanda : my dad 's lucky coin is my future . i was going to sell it , ok , and go back to school , maybe buy my own business . aidan : you know , i really do n't feel i 'm getting the full story here , amanda , ok ? amanda : no matter what you believe , every minute that you doubt me , seamus is getting further away with my dreams . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you did n't have to take the blame . adam : oh , i wish i 'd never had the idea to use slater against you . j.r. : no , none of that matters now . adam : well , now , feels good , does n't it ? being on the same team again . j.r. : yeah . it feels right . adam : better call barry . j.r. : dad -- you have to know -- just how damn sorry that i am . adam : for what ? having a father who 's a lousy example of what a man ought to be ? j.r. : no , you were n't . and do n't say that . adam : oh , son , i 'm not -- i 'm not after pity . j.r. : and i would n't give you any of that anyway . i respect you . you need to know -- i love you . and all i 've ever wanted was to be a son that you 'd be proud of . adam : i am , son . j.r. : zach slater has n't beaten us . i will not let him win . [ scene_break ] krystal : i do n't care who started it -- ava : it was her ! colby : she did ! krystal : all right -- you 're both going to clean it up . there 's a big old lake of sticky mess on that bar , thanks to you two . ok , listen , we 're just going to have to settle this my way . now , the thing you had with sean was just physical , right ? colby : no , that is another big lie . krystal : uh - uh - uh ! ava : whatever . krystal : it cut colby deeply . she cares about sean on a much different level than you do , and i 'm sure you 've cared about people like that before . do you still want this job ? ava : colby , i 'm sorry . colby : like hell you are . krystal : oh , colby ! come here , colby . ava : whatever . colby : you know , to save her job , she 'd probably say that k - fed should be president . wait , no -- she 'd actually probably believe it . krystal : listen , i hired ava . colby : yeah , big mistake . krystal : she needed a break . colby : no , what that girl needs is a maximum - security lockup . krystal : she has n't had the advantages that you 've had . colby , if some really decent people had n't been kind to me , who knows where or what i would be ? or if i 'd even still be on this planet . that 's why i want to keep ava on . i want to help her out . it 's going to help lily out , too . krystal : colby accepts your apology . ava : yay . guess i 'd better get back to work . colby : yeah , me , too . i do n't want to lose my job . ava : are you serious ? god , no , please . krystal : you can both stay on , as long as you get along . [ scene_break ] babe : perfect fit . jamie : yeah , i figured that your ring size had n't changed since , you know , we were together . babe : you know i would n't -- i never would have gone this far for my ged if it were n't for you . jamie : sure you would . babe : what , in , like , 10 years , maybe ? jamie : it was fun . babe : so does that mean that you 'd be up for being my study buddy again ? jamie : for ? babe : a higher degree ? jamie : college ? babe : oh , yeah , i think i could swing it . i do n't think i could go full - time with little a and fusion , but i can always take a few courses each semester or something , right ? jamie : what do you want to study ? babe : i do n't know . i -- i like to learn . who knew ? i mean , do you really think i 'm ready , though ? jamie : babe , they do n't just hand out geds . you have to earn them . which means you can get your ba , ma , and doctorate . and anything else you want . [ scene_break ] aidan : i 'm on your side , amanda . but i ca n't make seamus magically appear . i need time . [ amanda looks over at j.r. who has just entered confusion ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : oh ! [ greenlee giggles ] greenlee : i feel so good . josh : yeah , well , you wo n't feel so good in the morning if you do n't slow down . greenlee : listen , annie is freaking because she knows ryan is only hers on paper . i 'm still in his heart . josh : you could get hurt . they 're still married . greenlee : they are realizing ryan still loves me . he always will . [ scene_break ] ryan : when i wake up in the morning -- i mean , before the alarm even goes off -- do you know what i do ? i lay there and i look at you . and i wonder how the hell i finally did something good enough to deserve finding you . i am completely devoted to you , emma , and spike . completely . annie : damn you , ryan . and i was just starting to feel like myself again when i fell in love with you . i was starting to feel strong again . ryan : you are the strongest woman that i know . annie : i second - guess myself all the time . and i doubt myself , and you , because i do n't trust her . and then i do n't keep my mouth shut when i should , so we keep having these same stupid fights . i do n't want to be stupid and jealous . i never thought i would doubt you , and i do . and i hate it . ryan : i hate it , too . mostly because of what it 's doing to you , and to us . annie : you know what i hate most about this whole greenlee mess ? the way you look at her . [ scene_break ] ava : well , it 's a good thing i can get along with anybody . colby : hmm , me , too . krystal : all right . mops are in the supply closet . but let me tell you something . any more cat fights , and you two are unemployed . ava : look , do n't you even try to start trouble for me , little girl . colby : stay out of my way . [ scene_break ] krystal : ah -- so that 's what you had hidden in that big box ? jamie : mm - hmm . krystal : that 's very nice . babe : and jamie has also agreed to be my study partner at pvu . krystal : pvu ? babe : well , i 'm going to start slow . i 'm going to do a class or two , just to see how it fits in with the rest of my life . [ jamie scoffs ] jamie : you 'll breeze through . babe : we have to first find out if i even passed high school . jamie : you passed . trust me . [ scene_break ] kendall : mmm . the casinos , fusion -- cambias , everything chandler -- honey , we are going to be -- there -- there -- we 're going to just -- we 're going to be so rich , there will be no one richer than us . zach : no , there 's going to be lots of people richer than us . kendall : no . no , not around here . we will own pine valley . we will own the whole state . [ zach groans ] kendall : it 's true , we will , and this will be the very beginning of our dynasty with spike and our baby . zach : what do you want to do with the chandler mansion ? kendall : oh , my god -- the chandler mansion ? um -- a very large , amazing playhouse for our kids ? hey , pensive one , no . just because you 're all bill gates rich does n't mean you have to stop rubbing my feet , so can you please ? i -- thank you . good , thank you ! that 's great . do n't you forget who the power behind the throne is around here . zach : taking chandler is going to -- going to be a lot of work , a lot of time . kendall : i do n't want to call it `` chandler `` anymore . let 's call it `` slater enterprises . `` [ zach chuckles ] kendall : that way , we will never have to say their name again . zach : all right . well , whatever we call it , it 's still going to take a lot of time . just know that you and spike and the baby are my top priority , no matter how much power i wield , even when the world is mine . kendall : ours . zach : mine . [ kendall laughs ] kendall : ours ? zach : ours . kendall : ours . good . give me some love . zach : hey . kendall : hey , yeah , i like this . [ scene_break ] aidan : amanda ? amanda : look , i know you ca n't beam seamus down , but can you at least make finding him your top priority ? aidan : yeah , i 'm going to go pop in on di right now . and then , i 'll do what i can . amanda : ok , look , i 'm supposed to be working . just keep me updated . j.r. : what does he got on seamus wong ? amanda : a departure place , time , but no destination . j.r. : well , let me see what he said . amanda : that 's it . j.r. : better be enough . amanda : what are you going to do ? j.r. : i 'm going to find that traitor . amanda : not without me . del : hey , amanda , you ca n't leave . [ scene_break ] josh : you could be reading way too much into annie 's reaction . greenlee : oh , no , that marriage is as good as over . and when it crumbles , i will be waiting . and finally , ryan will be right back where he belongs . [ glasses clink ] [ scene_break ] ryan : look at me . tell me what you see . annie : you love me . ryan : yes . i fell in love with you . i love you . annie : but if greenlee had been here -- ryan : she was n't . and that was her choice . and honestly , i do n't really care what her reasons were . all i care about is what is in your heart and what 's in mine . and mine is filled with you , with my son , and with my daughter , and you have to believe that . annie : i do believe you . and i trust you . but if greenlee had been here , i -- ryan : stop , stop , stop . stop right now . stop it . i need you to tell me whatever i have to do to make this right , and i will do it . annie : i do n't know what to tell you . i do n't want to give you ultimatums . you 're my husband , ryan . but i am tired of sharing you . and i do n't think i should have to . i just -- i just want to go home . [ next_on ] jack ( to erica ) : if your condition worsens -- you 'll always be in my heart , no matter who i may marry after you 're gone . zach ( to j.r. ) : give yourself a break . no one 's blaming you for losing the chandler fortune . why would they ? greenlee ( to ryan ) : i 've seen that look , and annie has seen it , too . you still want me .
j.r. is on the phone demanding a list of the offshore accounts . adam tells j.r. that before they can pull this off that he ( j.r. ) has to come clean . j.r. looks at him questioningly . amanda visits zach and informs him that if he will work with her , then they can recover all of the ransom money . ryan , greenlee , and spike enjoy some quality time together by the pool as annie watches them . ryan looks up and sees annie standing in the doorway . he tries to talk to annie , but she walks off . annie tells ryan that greenlee invited her to get out of fusion . jamie and babe come into the comeback bar and let krystal know that she felt good about her ged . krystal fixes her a drink and gives her a graduation cap . colby comes into the comeback bar and asks krystal for a job . they hear a scream and ava comes out of the kitchen with tomato ketchup all over her . colby demands to know what she is doing here . adam gives j.r. a present of a new watch to replace the one that he smashed . zach tells amanda that he did n't have anything to do with the ransom money . kendall comes in and listens to their conversation . kendall questions him about his taking over chandler enterprises . the board of chandler enterprises meets to discuss strategy . jamie gives babe a present of a high school class ring . babe hugs him and tells him that she loves him for this .
jack : i 'm putting my foot down . erica : well , you can put your foot anywhere you like , but the door . jack : bianca , do n't do it . erica : bianca , will you please explain to jackson that i need to be at fusion ? jack : will you please explain to your mother she 's already had a setback with her recovery leaving against doctor 's orders ? bianca : sorry . you 're on your own . jack : you 're a coward . bianca : you have to just promise me you 'll take it easy . erica : i will . bianca : she promised . jack : you 're still a coward . bianca : oh ... erica : really , jack , come on . get out of my way . jack : the only place you 're going is right back to that bed . erica : jack , if you think that you 're going to bully me around like this , i do n't think i like the idea of this engagement at all . [ scene_break ] angie 's voice : in some patients , the infection is self - limiting , allowing for full recovery without medical intervention . however , if not self - limiting , permanent damage to the retina will occur ... [ sobbing ] resulting in complete blindness . jesse : [ sighs ] hey , good morning . angie : morning . jesse : what ? angie : i was just staring at your handsome face . jesse : before you even had your coffee ? angie : i just want to memorize every inch . jesse : how long you been awake ? angie : a few minutes . jesse : you 're beautiful , even in the morning , angela . angie : last night was amazing . i do n't think i 've ever felt closer to you . jesse : what 's going on in there ? [ scene_break ] amanda : is this the best burrito you 've ever had ? jake : it is . i love it . amanda : oh , and it 's not like i have a shoot , so why not indulge ? jake : i thought you had a shoot . amanda : well , i did , but i canceled . jake : you canceled it ? why did you cancel it ? amanda : because it 's in italy and i do n't want to be away from you and trevor . jake : well , accept it . we could all go . are you kidding me ? we grab the little meatball and , andiamo , we go as a family . [ scene_break ] david : good morning . sorry about that . did n't see you were so focused . greenlee : i 'm just working on the fusion numbers again . i have to figure out a way to head off the sec , make this investigation go away . david : it 's crazy , huh ? after being so brilliant and setting up erica for cooking the books , we may be the ones cooked , after all . greenlee : there has to be a solution . david : yeah . i am all for that , especially one that does n't involve incriminating either one of us . greenlee : i 'll come up with something . david : well , i 've got the morning free , so why do n't we brainstorm together ? greenlee : no . your plans are too dangerous . just let me focus on the sec , ok ? you just concentrate on making sure no one knows that you were involved in erica 's plane crash . david : i 've got it covered . i 'm going to contact the mechanic i paid off , make sure he stays out of town for a while . damn , i left my phone upstairs . greenlee : ok . [ knock on door ] greenlee : what do you want ? bianca : an answer . time is running out . the longer fusion is shut down , the closer we are to shutting its doors for good . the sec needs to make an arrest . are you going to turn in david , or not ? greenlee : how long have you known me , and you have n't figured out that i do n't respond to heavy pressure tactics ? bianca : you have got to make a decision . greenlee : when i agreed to work with you and erica , i did n't agree to roll over and bark every time the kane women snap their fingers or show up unannounced to harass me , so go back to your mother and tell her i 'm figuring out another way out of this mess . bianca : i get that this is a little tough for you . greenlee : david is my husband . bianca : it 's not like we 're asking you to expose him for sabotaging my mother 's plane , although if you were listening to your conscience , he would have done that already . greenlee : if this is your way of getting me on board , it 's not working . bianca : the only way to save fusion is for someone to take the fall for the embezzlement . you can deny it all you want , but david is the only logical choice . does he mean so much to you that you 'd sacrifice your own company for him ? [ scene_break ] angie : i was just thinking how safe i feel in your arms , how nothing can hurt me . jesse : nothing can . are you sure nothing is wrong ? angie : mm - hmm . i 'm sure . [ alarm clock buzzing ] jesse : oh , no . oh ... it 's back - to - reality time . angie : tell reality to just go away . jesse : go away , reality . angela wants you to go away . angie : i just wish it could always be like this and last night to last forever . jesse : well , i do n't know about forever but maybe a little longer , just a little longer . [ scene_break ] jake : bella , we are all about amore , you and me , you know that ? so we go to rome . what better place to kiss your face off , huh , than rome and florence and venice ? here 's what we do . we start at the top . we work our way all the way down the boot . we have lovely wine and pasta all the way , oh , and we have little trevor . we teach him how to eat spaghetti the italian way . come on . it 's perfect . amanda : you would really take the time off ? jake : yeah . well , it 's our family vacation . you make the time . amanda : but i know how , you know , out of control things have been at the hospital . i mean , are you sure you have the days ? jake : honey , we renewed our vows because we wanted to celebrate our life , our new life , right , so we 're going to celebrate that . i mean , we are going to be like other couples with the grind . we 'll do the grind , but we 're going to cram as much fun in there as humanly possible , you and me , ok , and trevor . he 's gon na become a world traveler before he even hits kindergarten . you kidding me ? amanda : well , the only new thing he 's experiencing today is the gymbaloo class , so i have to pick him up from the babysitter . jake : ok , honey , but i 'm telling you , i want you to call those people , whoever it is that you have to call , and tell them , `` yes . i 'm taking the deal . i 'm taking that -- `` no . tell them that your man is taking it because wherever you are , i 'm right behind you . what do you say ? amanda : really ? jake : yes , really . [ scene_break ] erica : jack , as long as the sec has fusion under a microscope , our company is in crisis mode . i have to be there . there 's no way i can watch from a hospital bed . jack : you told greenlee the best way to get rid of the sec was to turn david in for embezzlement . now , if she were to do that , the crisis would be over , and you could convalesce . erica : but greenlee will never do that . she 'll never turn david in . jack : we can dream , ca n't we ? erica : and dreams are so nice , but in the meantime , i have a lot of work to do , so please , jack , come on . just let me go do my work . jack : erica , seriously , you 're letting this feud with greenlee get in the way of your recovery . erica : and you would n't let that happen . jack : no , sweetheart . i would n't . erica : jack , i did a lot of thinking while i was up on that mountain , a lot of thinking about how i 've lived my life and how i want to live my life going forward , and one thing that 's never changed and never will is , i will never let a man control me . so what 's it going to be ? jack : ok . erica : oh , not on your life . you do n't really expect me to get in that thing , do you , jack ? jack : the art of compromise . erica : ok . listen to me . if it makes you feel any better , i spoke to frankie about this , and he 's agreed to ok my field trip . when i come back , he 's going to examine me . if he says that i have to stay in the hospital to give my body more time to beat the infection , i will , promise . jack : you promise ? erica : i promise , ok , so now will you excuse me ? jack : one more thing . erica : what ? jack : i am going to stick to you like glue all day , and i do n't want to hear how it 's controlling or boorish or macho or -- erica : it 's perfect . jack : that i 'll hear . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you 're asking me to choose between david and fusion . that 's not going to happen . bianca : so you 're ok with losing your company ? greenlee : i 'll keep my company and my husband . bianca : david put you in this position . greenlee : you do n't know what the hell you 're talking about . while your mother has done everything she could to take fusion away from me , david has done nothing but support me . i trust him completely . bianca : do you ? do you really ? planes falling out of the sky . people getting drugged unconscious for standing up to you . this is where you place your trust . you and kendall have put every bit of who you are into fusion since day one . i just ca n't believe your gon na give up a company that is such a huge part of who you are . greenlee : i will fight to keep fusion alive , and i 'll do that without sacrificing the man who kept me alive . bianca : he 's not worth it . greenlee : this conversation is over . thanks . david : that was interesting . greenlee : you heard it . david : erica and bianca want you to flip me , turn me over to the sec . why did n't you tell me ? greenlee : what difference does it make ? it 's not happening . david : was there ever a chance of it happening ? greenlee : it 's not an option . can we move on ? david : oh , my god , you were actually considering it . greenlee , i thought we were together , united , no matter what . greenlee : i just found out that you slipped something into bianca 's drink that left her unconscious . i was upset and with good reason . so i did n't instantly say no to turning you in , but today i did . you know , i do n't have time to waste discussing this . i got to figure out a way to save my company . [ scene_break ] natalia : you 're late , chief . jesse : yeah . could n't be helped . natalia : mayor blanco stopped by today . jesse : really ? what does she have to say ? natalia : i told her you had a doctor appointment , so she just left . jesse : well , you did n't lie there , daughter . i did have a doctor 's appointment , as a matter fact , with the finest doctor in pine valley . natalia : ok . before you let me know something i do n't want to know , i just wanted to tell you that she was n't quite happy that you were n't here . jesse : is that woman ever happy ? no word from the ntsb on erica 's plane crash ? natalia : from my understanding , they 're so backed up , they have n't even started examining the wreckage yet . jesse : damn it . every day we wait is another day that that man hayward is free to make my wife 's life a living hell . mm ! you know what ? saddle up , detective . i 'm sending you down to west virginia to see what 's holding up this investigation . [ scene_break ] [ jake sees angie when she totally loses her vision ] [ scene_break ] natalia : i know better than to question a police chief , but you want me to go to the crash site ? jesse : absolutely . i need somebody down there i can trust looking over the shoulder of the ntsb , someone who will let them know that there is a lot of interest in this case . natalia : police interest ? jesse : yeah . if i have an officer down there , they 'd be less likely to chalk this whole thing up as a malfunction or pilot error . are you in ? natalia : yeah . yeah . gee , i just do n't know how happy mayor blanco is going to be . jesse : eh ... natalia : i mean , think about it . rookie detective gets pulled off local cases just to go after her favorite donor . jesse : i do not give a damn what the mayor says about her budget , her resources , or her jurisdiction . hayward brought that plane down . he could have killed erica . i 'm gon na prove that so i can finally bring that son of a bitch to justice . natalia : ok . do n't piss off to the chief of police . jesse : trust me , one day , you are going to fall crazy mad in love with somebody , and there will come a time when that somebody smiles at you and says everything is ok , but you 'll be able to see that it 's not by the eyes , the stress , the pressure , and when you see something like that happening to somebody you love that much , you will do absolutely anything in your power to take that hurt away . natalia : why ca n't david just cut angie a break ? jesse : david is an idiot . he does not understand decent people . he challenges her every decision . he criticizes her while she 's saving lives , and angela , she loves her work so much , she is not about to walk away from this , but if it keeps going like this -- the stress , the pressure -- i 'm worried about her . this is why i 'm bringing david down . natalia : let 's just hope that plane crash gives you what you need to put them away . jesse : mm , i do n't know if i can leave it up to hope this time . [ scene_break ] jake : hi . i 'm glad i caught you . angie : oh , jake -- jake : i got a kid in here that needs a consultation . angie : this is n't a good time . jake : she 's having an arrhythmia reaction , and i think i know what 's wrong with her , but before i go pumping her up full of drugs , i need a second opinion . angie : oh , well , just page the doctor on call . jake : there 's no doctor on call at the moment , so i just need you right now . angie : well , dr. sattler is more than capable . jake : dr. sattler is not here . i just need you . this is karen . i really do appreciate this . angie : [ sighs ] dr. martin . jake : this is only done a take a second . i need you to check her sinus rhythm , so there 's your stethoscope . it 's right there on the instrument table . you ca n't see anything , can you ? [ scene_break ] erica : it 's so quiet . up on that mountain , there 's no buzz , no -- it 's very different . jack : it 'd be my guess that the fast pace was one of the things you missed the most . i 've got sales contracts here . erica : oh , yeah . they 're down there . just wish greenlee would turn david in , come to her senses . greenlee : i came to my senses a long time ago . that 's why turning david in , not going to happen . i assume it was your idea to sic bianca on me this morning . erica : i have no idea what you 're talking about . i 'm going to guess that bianca still thinks you have a conscience , that she 's going to think you might do the right thing . greenlee : i am doing the right thing . i 'm not turning david in . we need to come up with another plan to save fusion . jack : even if he 's guilty as sin ? greenlee : i think there 's a way we can convince the sec that there was some clerical error . erica : we tried that . it did n't work . greenlee : well , then we try again , and we keep trying until fusion is open for business . jack : greenlee , the sec is not gon na settle for anything less than an indictment . greenlee : well , we convince them that no crime has been committed . jack : look . they 're not going to be happy until they 're leading somebody out in handcuffs , and may i just tell you with no fear of contradiction , it is not going to be erica . greenlee : then maybe erica should n't have -- jack : should n't have what , stolen that money ? really ? are you really going to play this that way ? we all know that you and david did this . greenlee : so is that the next move , you serve me up to the sec ? jack : nobody is suggesting -- greenlee : i mean , you 've always taken erica 's side on everything else . i 'm surprised you 're not jumping on this . you would keep your fiancée out of prison , your daughter out of your sight , and then erica would get fusion . jack : greenlee , i know that you are not really the guilty party here ... greenlee : really ? that 's what you just said . jack : that hayward is responsible for all of this . greenlee : i 'm not gon na let you pin this on david . david : it 's all right , greenlee . i 've taken care of everything . erica : what do you mean by that ? david : i just got off the phone with agent bennett . i told him i was ready to cooperate . greenlee : what do you mean ? what have you done ? david : i told him i was the one responsible for moving the money from the miranda center account , that i set up erica , framed her for it . in short , i confessed . greenlee : how could you confess ? you ca n't . you have to undo it . call the agent and tell him you made a mistake . david : it 's a little late for that . jack : it 's about time you stepped up and did the right thing . david : it was clearly the only logical thing to do . jack : there 's nothing logical about any of this . erica : yes . you admitted what we 've known all along , that you 're guilty . why did you confess ? david : to save my wife 's company . erica : oh , so now we should treat you like a hero . none of this would be happening if you had n't framed me in the first place . david : you know , i expected a bit more gratitude . erica : you do n't do anything ever unless there 's something in it for you . david : the only thing i want is my wife 's happiness . erica : you 're not exactly the martyr type , david . david : well , you 're right about that . i have great lawyers . i 'm already fighting for a reduced sentence . jack : so did you call the national transportation safety board , let them know that you tampered with erica 's plane ? i just thought since you are into confessing state of mind -- david : i would never try to kill you , erica . after everything we 've been through , please look me in the eyes and tell me you know that . erica : the old david i might have believed , but now i 'm not even sure i know who you are anymore , david . david : we have had our battles , erica , but we 've also fought on the same side -- saving kendall , protecting bianca . now , i have way too much respect and even grudging admiration to want you dead . jack : oh , brother , listen . you can lay it on as thick as you want , but the ntsb 's investigation will give us the truth . david : all right . you know something ? instead of attacking me , i 'm surprised you 're not pleased . i 'm probably going to jail , which gives you more time in greenlee 's ear to convince her to divorce me . greenlee : i do n't want you to do this . it 's too much . david : i could n't live with myself , greenlee , if i just stood by and watched the company that you love , the company that 's your life , crumble at your feet . [ scene_break ] natalia : hey , what did you mean about david hayward when you said you could n't leave his getting caught up to hope this time ? jesse : david hayward is very slick , like a serpent . we have had airtight cases against this man , and i mean airtight , and every time , he has managed to slither out of them . this has to stop . whatever we can get on him in connection to erica 's plane crash has got to stick . natalia : if it does n't ? jesse : not even letting myself go there . natalia : you would n't take matters into your own hands , would you ? jesse : now , why would i do that ? if i wanted to slam david 's ass into prison for the rest of his unnatural life , all i have to do is send my best detective . natalia : you mean your favorite detective , who also just happens to be yo ' daughter . jesse : i am sending you because the chances of the evidence pointing to david are better with your eyes on it . you know how this man works , what his m.o . is . you might even be able to pick up on something that those fly boys down there miss . natalia : oh , thanks for the confidence . hope i can live up to it . jesse : well , you already have , detective . have i told you in the last hour how proud i am of you ? natalia : i had a little help . my dad is the chief of police . jesse : uh - uh . no . you did all of this on your own , sweetheart -- the dedication , the studying . kidding me ? you did everything right . i 'm sure your mother is bragging all over the heavens about you right now . natalia : i miss her . jesse : come here . i love you so much . mm . see now , this is why hayward can not beat us . i do n't give a damn how smart he thinks he is or what deal he 's got working with what devil . he does n't have this -- us , family . [ scene_break ] angie : that was a cruel trick . jake : well , if you 're going to keep pretending nothing is wrong , i do n't really have a choice , do i ? angie : my vision has just been a little blurry . that 's all . jake : then get some glasses or a prescription . i mean , come on . everybody ends up getting cheaters now and then or eventually in their life . what 's the big deal ? you do n't have to hide it unless there 's something more to it . ange ? angie : it 's not simple vision degradation . it 's periods of total vision loss . jake : well , do you have any idea what it is ? angie : endophthalmitis . jake : that 's very , very rare . angie : yeah . i 've only come across it once , and my best guess is fungal . jake : symptoms ? angie : um , blurred vision , periods of dizziness , disorientation . it 's intraocular , so it 's not contagious . jake : any idea how you contracted it ? angie : there was a boy that was brought in a few weeks ago . he 'd fallen off his bike , and i treated him . he was bleeding , and i did n't have on gloves . i must have rubbed my eyes . jake : clinical studies ? angie : none with much success . jake : prognosis ? angie : i could lose my eyesight permanently . it attacks and destroys intraocular tissues . jake : so it 's progressive . angie : in most cases . it 's also unpredictable , and the more it attacks the tissues , the more the bouts of disorientation and blurred vision become more frequent and longer in duration until there is permanent loss of sight . jake : ok . listen to me . we are going to deal with this , ok ? we 're gon na figure it out . jesse : there you are . listen . i accidentally picked up your phone this morning , figured you might need it . angie : oh , thank you . jesse : so is everything ok ? angie : ah , could n't be better . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you should n't have done this . david : i did n't see any other way . greenlee : you should 've run it by me . david : you would 've said no . i owed you for what i did to erica 's plane . greenlee : that was n't your fault . david : oh , greenlee , come on . you 've been miserable -- the fear , the worry , the guilt . greenlee : great , great . now i can experience those while you 're in prison . david : no . i do n't think i 'm going to go to prison . greenlee : if you 're planning on making a deal , there wo n't be any . agent bennett was very clear that sec is going for blood . they want to make an example of whoever did this . there 'll be no bargaining , no plea agreement . they want the maximum sentence . david : ok . do n't worry about anything , ok ? greenlee : are you kidding me ? you 're making a huge sacrifice for me . you know , i 've been completely wrong about you . i was so angry at you for drugging bianca , and then you turn around and do something so -- i do n't believe i 'm gon na say this -- noble . david : look . i told you that i would do anything for you . well , now you can shine . you 're gon na prove that i made the right decision , and you 're gon na bring fusion right back to the top . greenlee : david , you 're risking your entire future to save me . you 're gambling years of your life . david : ok . you know , it might not even come to that , ok , but if it does , i 'll deal with it , but for now , i bought you some time , so while i 'm negotiating with the prosecutor , i want you to get erica out of fusion , and you take this company . you reclaim it as your own . that 's all . greenlee : i do n't know whether to kiss you , yell at you , laugh , cry . david : well , a kiss would be nice . [ kisses ] mm . do you remember when your testimony got me acquitted ? we went back home , and we celebrated . i told you that i would give you anything you want . greenlee : yeah . well , this is way more than a pink champagne bubble bath . david : i promised you that i would give you the world in a bow . well , maybe i ca n't give you that right now , but at least i can give you what you truly love -- fusion . [ kiss ] [ elevator door opens ] greenlee : oh ... david : it 's going to be fine . greenlee : i hate this . david : yeah . look . i have to go see my attorney , ok ? it 's gon na work out , all of it . [ elevator door closes ] [ scene_break ] jack : listen , honey . if you 're worried about david , this confession of his , what his agenda might really be -- erica : no . i 'm thinking about fusion . i 'm thinking that the only reason i even got involved with this company is because i wanted to help kendall . it was supposed to be temporary , just to keep it intact for her , you know , just to represent her interests until she could come back . jack : and now ? erica : and now i feel like it 's become my life -- making it a success , protecting it from greenlee -- and at some point , it has consumed me , jack , and i do n't want that . jack : are you willing to let fusion go ? erica : somehow , i 've just gotten so caught up in the day - to - day of this company , of making it the best , doing whatever it takes so that when kendall returns , it 's not just in good shape . it 's in better shape . jack : that 's very admirable . it 's also very erica . erica : well , is it the right decision ? i feel like i 'm giving up my life to give fusion life , and there 's so much more that i want to do , so many other opportunities that have been put aside . i mean , when i was up in that mountainside , i just got a lot of time to think , and there 's so much more that i want to do . i want to be open to challenges that come along . jack : what happened to you up there ? [ cell phone rings ] jack : excuse me . erica : [ sighs ] what is it ? jack : my assistant . she got a call from doc waller in pigeon hollow . evidently , he 's sent us some instructions from palmer . [ scene_break ] angie : jake and i were just trying to figure out how to treat a patient . baby , could you give us a moment ? jesse : sure . i 'll make some phone calls . jake : you have n't told jesse . angie : no one knows , except you , and that 's how it 's going to stay . jake : really ? no . you need to tell your husband . you need to tell your husband because you need support . angie : look . it 's a lot more complicated than that . the reason that i was n't wearing sterile gloves and the reason that i had to race in and treat that boy in the first place is because of this staff cuts , david 's cuts . jake : well , david is the son of a bitch . we all know that . angie : look . i made the choices . i ca n't just blame him . jake : well , i can . i can . angie : and so can jesse . jake , jesse is so close to finally nailing david with something legal . now , if this case is solid , he will be out of this hospital and out of our lives . jake : all right . look . let 's just get back to you . so you want to just keep on doing this ? you want to keep hiding your blindness ? i do n't think that 's right . i do n't think it 's right . i do n't think it 's fair to you , to your patients , to nobody . angie : i would never put our patients at risk . jake : no . of course , you would n't , not intentionally , i mean , but there 's no guarantees , right ? there 's no guarantees . angie : jake , i just need some time . please . jake : you 're kidding me , right ? jesse : hey , h2o for the lady . angie : thank you . jesse : so , jake , how are the wife and kid ? jake : the wife and kid are great . they 're great , really great . yeah . jesse : couple lucky guys , we are . jake : we are , very lucky . you take care of her . jesse : it 's what i do . angie : ah , thank you , baby . i love you so much . jesse : just a cup of water . angie : i know . [ scene_break ] bianca : is it true ? david is confessing ? greenlee : news travels fast . bianca : i just ran into him downstairs . he 's not exactly the type to sacrifice himself , so this is amazing , the first admirable thing he 's done in a long time . greenlee : david wants to save fusion . bianca : he 's doing it for you . greenlee : this may come as a surprise , but david has a heart . bianca : so do you . maybe there 's hope for you two after all . [ scene_break ] david : sorry i 'm late . bennett : i 'm sure it wo n't happen again . david : did everything work ok ? bennett : the payment cleared my cayman island account . david : good . i told my wife and the others at fusion that i confessed . greenlee is never to know about our little arrangement . bennett : you want her to think you 're her hero . no problem . david : just so we 're clear , that money in your account , it guarantees minimal charges against me . am i right ? bennett : that 's right . david : good , because i would n't put my neck on the line otherwise , and you would n't be getting nearly as rich . bennett : when will i get the balance ? david : when the sec case against me is closed , and i 'm a free man to be with my wife . [ scene_break ] jack : so the reading of palmer 's will is to be tomorrow , and doc waller is sending a list of those who should be in attendance . bianca : who 's going to be there ? jack : i wo n't be at liberty to say . erica : well , that 's palmer , still in complete control . jack : i suspect this is going to be quite a show . erica : if i know palmer , pine valley is in for a big surprise .
jack objects to erica leaving the hospital but she insists on going anyway since she has to save fusion . angie watches jesse sleep . amanda and jake eat breakfast in the park as she tells him that she cancelled her photo shoot in italy . jake objects and insists that they have taken a family vacation . greenlee and david discuss her need to get fusion re - opened as soon as possible . david offers her his help but she refuses . bianca visits greenlee at wildwind to see if she has changed her mind and is going to turn david in . david listens to their conversation . erica lets jack know that she will never let a man control her . greenlee tells david that she told bianca she will not turn him in . jesse orders natalia to go to west virginia and observe the investigation of the plane crash . at the hospital , angie is in an exam room when she suddenly can not see anything . by feeling around the wall , angie makes her way out into the corridor where jake realizes that she can not see . jake asks angie what is going on with her eyes . angie comes clean about the fungal infection she may have contracted . david goes to fusion and tells greenlee that he confessed so that she can get fusion cleared . greenlee does n't want him to do this but david insists jack and erica can not believe their ears that david would do this . greenlee and david kiss . bianca arrives at fusion and is surprised that david 's confessed . jack receives a text about palmer 's last will . david meets with an sec agent in the park who assures him that he will not go to prison , in exchange for a tidy sum in an island bank account .
bianca 's voice : i just want you to know that i 'm attracted to you . j.r. : i 've so missed waking up next to you . marissa : morning . j.r. : you 're not having second thoughts about this or us , are you ? marissa : no . j.r. : good . because for me personally , last night was incredible . marissa : yep , it was . j.r. : you can say it at any time . marissa : say what ? j.r. : that i 'm right . marissa : yeah . yep , you 're still impossible . j.r. : because if i remember right -- and i think that i do remember -- you said that this was too much too soon . so , seriously , what changed your mind ? marissa : i do n't know . a lot of things , i guess . j.r. : was one of those things named `` bianca `` ? [ scene_break ] bianca : hey . i hope i 'm not too late . i just got back . i had to drop the kids off . kendall : did i blank on a breakfast date , because i 'm actually here to meet griffin . bianca : me , too . kendall : oh . when he said he needed to see me , i -- griffin : i 'm glad you both could make it . kendall : what is that ? what is this ? griffin : i 'm leaving pine valley . [ scene_break ] david : i always loved seeing you in your element . greenlee : why are n't you back in yours abusing your powers as owner of the hospital ? david : from your office . greenlee : now your office . david : no , actually , i 've upgraded . anywhere ? for your information , you have it all wrong . you are gon na be genuinely astounded by what i 'm about to do . greenlee : i 'm sure you 're just back to playing god . david : it 's interesting because i do n't remember you having any complaints when playing god saved your life . greenlee : is that what this is , punishment ? i was n't grateful enough to you , so you go behind my back and get erica to make you her partner ? david : it 's so funny how you ca n't seem to accept the fact that this had absolutely nothing to do with you . greenlee : but it has to do with something . right ? i want to know what it is . [ scene_break ] woman : ms. kane , could i get a moment ? jane : oh , yes . of course . are you also gon na be photographing me , because i -- reporter : you really shook things up making david hayward your partner , a known criminal . jane : david hayward has had his run - ins with the law , but -- reporter : i 'd call faking your death more than a `` run - in , `` no ? it was you who made the call to the governor that got him off the hook , and now you have him back at the helm of p.v.h . jane : i have a meeting to go to , if you 'll excuse me . reporter : it 's public knowledge that there 's no love lost between the two of you . so why the sudden loyalty to such a notorious bad boy ? ryan : ms. kane is done here . reporter : but she did n't answer my ques -- ryan : she 's done . reporter : if i could just get one more second of -- ryan : she -- please . jane : thank you , ryan . wow . she was such a vulture . are they all such vult -- i mean she was asking me incredibly personal questions . ryan : yeah , i 've got a couple questions myself . do i need to worry about you ? [ scene_break ] david : always looking for a conspiracy . greenlee : oh . so it was erica 's idea to give you reign over the hospital ? david : all right . even if there was some manipulation on my part -- greenlee : `` if `` ? david : it was only because i knew i could n't count on you . greenlee : count on me to what ? david : to help me get back to doing what i do best . greenlee : oh , what is that ? making everyone around you miserable ? david : no , greenlee . saving lives . you know , there was a time when you would 've been impressed by this coup -- maybe even wanted in . greenlee : oh , my god ! if i hear one more time how we 're kindred spirits or how wrong ryan is for me -- david : you know something that 's really funny here ? you do it again . you 're making this about you , when in reality , that could n't be further from the truth . greenlee : then what is the truth , david ? if you 're not familiar with the concept , i 'd be happy to explain it to you . david : let me say this , ok ? focusing on you was my biggest mistake . greenlee : wow . wow . you wo n't get an argument from me . david : yeah , that 's right . it kept me from my goal , ok ? but you can rest assured that i am back in the business of performing miracles , and i ca n't wait to get started . greenlee : that 's all i 'm gon na get , huh ? david : just know that you are gon na be surprised when you find out . greenlee : that 's incredibly reassuring . thank you . david : wow . wow . lavery really has you wired , does n't he ? you never used to be this paranoid . greenlee : you want something . david : i already have everything i want . can you honestly say the same ? [ scene_break ] jane : of course , you do n't have to be worried . i 'm fine . i 'm fabulous . ryan : really ? because i got to tell you , the deal that you made with hayward , giving him control of the hospital -- that kind of came out of nowhere . jane : i 'll tell you what i told caleb and jackson . it was a business deal , and a very good one at that . ryan : a business deal ? erica , come on . hayward 's reputation alone is a liability . jane : everyone has a past , ryan . ryan : not like this . i heard you guys on the phone -- at least i heard his side of it -- and i heard him say to you `` now we are even . `` what did you owe him ? jane : nothing . you know david . he thinks everybody owes him something . ryan : erica , with our past , everything that we 've been through , you know that you can trust me . right ? you can trust me . so if he is somehow coercing you , you can tell me . i can help . if he had anything to do with the kidnapping , we can nail him . jane : the kidnapping ? ryan : you do n't have to be afraid . jane : do you honestly think that if he had anything to do with my kidnapping , that i would team up with him ? ryan : i do n't know . just something seems off , that 's all . and you know what ? you are way too important to me just to ignore that . jane : ryan , i did n't know that you still care so much . my goodness . to have such a handsome and charming man in my corner , i guess i 'm a luckier woman than i even knew . [ scene_break ] kendall : you 're leaving ? bianca : i thought you had to finish your community service . griffin : this allows me to do that somewhere else . kendall : where ? griffin : chile . i 'm gon na go oversee the new miranda center over there . bianca : wow . after we just set up the center here -- griffin : i know . i know , and i still plan on staying involved . i just -- i ca n't be as hands - on as i originally hoped for . but do n't worry . i 'm not gon na leave you in the lurch . i 'm gon na get you a good replacement . bianca : for you ? good luck . griffin : thank you . i 'm sorry . i really wanted to see this through . kendall : when are you going ? griffin : today . and not to drop the bomb and leave , but i 'm still not packed . i do n't want to miss my flight . i really want to be there for breaking ground . i got to be there from start to finish on this one . bianca : ok . then you better get going . griffin : yeah . bianca : thank you . griffin : it 's been a pleasure . what are you gon na do without me not on your case , driving you nuts ? kendall : i 'll survive . well , uh , i -- i guess you better go . good luck . griffin : yeah . you , too . bianca : that 's it ? kendall : what ? bianca : `` good luck `` ? `` see you later `` ? kendall : what the hell else was i supposed to say , binks ? bianca : ask him not to go ? but you did n't . why not ? [ scene_break ] marissa : i do n't -- what would bianca have had to do with me coming home to you ? j.r. : i do n't know . girls and their girl talk . maybe she convinced you to give me another chance . i do n't know . marissa : oh . because you are the only topic of conversation , right ? j.r. : so i did n't come up ? marissa : maybe once . j.r. : oh . so i came up once ? marissa : hey , buddy ! a.j . : happy birthday , dad . j.r. : thank you , bud . ohh . hey , you 're back early from your trip . marissa : yeah . did bianca drop you off ? is she here ? a.j . : she had to work , so we came back early . are you and mommy back together ? j.r. : that 's a good question , so i 'm gon na let your mom answer that one . marissa : you know what , a.j . ? yes , your dad and i are back together . a.j . : yay ! yes ! no more divorce ! j.r. : thank you . i just got the only birthday present i wanted . a.j . : does that mean we get to have cake now ? j.r. : of course , that means we get to have cake ! is n't that what we do when we celebrate ? a.j . : right ! j.r. : so what kind do you want ? do you want spinach cake ? a.j . : no . j.r. : how about asparagus cake ? a.j . : ew ! yuck ! i want chocolate . j.r. : chocolate ? all right . chocolate it is . [ scene_break ] kendall : even if i wanted griff to stay -- all right . even though i want him to stay -- bianca : thank you . kendall : it does n't matter now , because this assignment in chile is court ordered . bianca : he could get it changed . kendall : no , no . out there saving the world -- that 's where griff wants to be . that 's where he should be . bianca : even though it 's killing you ? kendall : did i say that ? bianca : you did n't have to . kendall : why are you on my case about this ? bianca : because if i had the guts to put myself out there , then so should you . kendall : whoa . hold on a second . wait . back up . marissa ? you -- you told her that you had feelings for her ? feelings ? bianca : yeah . i did n't tell her like that , but , yes . kendall : ok . good . and ? bianca : and what do you think ? the feelings were n't mutual . shocker , since she 's straight . kendall : i 'm sorry . bianca : it 's ok . it 's what i thought her response would be . it 's actually kind of a relief . it was this big elephant in the room that was always there whenever we were together . i could n't handle it anymore . and , honestly , it feels good , because now i can finally , truly move on . kendall : then i 'm glad . bianca : yeah . i said what i needed to say to someone who needed to hear it . you should try it sometime . [ scene_break ] david : i know this is a long shot , but are you here to take me up on my offer ? griffin : as much as i appreciate it -- and i do -- i 'm just here to tie up some loose ends . david : that 's great -- if that 's what you really want . griffin : it is what i want . david : ok . did n't mean to touch a nerve . griffin : i 'm sorry . i 'm just -- i 'm anxious to get over there and make a difference . david : if that 's what you really want to do , you can make a monumental difference here working with me . griffin : i made a promise to start these new miranda centers , and i ca n't get community service through you . david : that 's true . you 're right . ok . i 'm sorry to see you go , but you made me very proud , castillo . griffin : thank you . david : yeah . and i 'm not just talking about the medicine part . remember what i taught you back in residency ? griffin : when in doubt , lie ? david : no . always keep the professional and personal separate . i 'm glad to see you were listening . i know you had your temptations , but you 're walking away clean -- no attachments , no obligations -- and that is essential for the success of people like us . griffin : yeah . look where that 's gotten you . [ scene_break ] jane : it 's very sweet of you to be concerned . but please do n't worry , because i can handle david . ryan : you know greenlee thought that , too ? in fact , she thought that she could n't even live without him . jane : but i would never allow myself to be manipulated the way greenlee did . ryan : now , you do n't think that you would . jane : no , i do n't think so . i know . greenlee : what are you doing , erica ? you made david your partner in this hospital to get back at me , did n't you ? jane : did you or did you not want to get rid of the hospital ? greenlee : i would 've remained owner to my last dying breath if it meant keeping david away from this place . you knew that . jane : i still do n't see what the problem is , because i am here to keep an eye on david . so , really , how much trouble can he cause ? greenlee : did she seriously just say that ? ryan : hey , greenlee -- greenlee : you just gave david the worst weapon possible : power . jane : greenlee , david actually saved your life . so i would think that you could muster some respect . greenlee : my respect went out the window when he faked his own death and almost let me take the fall for it . jane : `` almost . `` that 's the operative word . greenlee : are you kidding me ? ryan : you know what ? let 's take it easy for a second . greenlee : wait a second . are you seriously defending her ? ryan : no , no . i 'm just listening . that 's all i 'm doing . greenlee : then i guess i need a translator . ryan : ok , erica 's got a little bit of a point here . she does know david probably better than any of us , and if something happens , then i 'm sure she can handle him . jane : thank you . thank you so much for coming around like that -- and , hopefully , someday you will , too . greenlee : doubtful . jane : all right , i 'm a very busy woman . take care . greenlee : was i too over - the - top ? ryan : no . you played it just fine . greenlee : so you think she bought it ? ryan : i think she did , but there is no way that her connection with david is clean . greenlee : with david , nothing ever is . jane : what are you doing ? david : you just made a huge mistake . [ scene_break ] bianca : why the faces ? miranda : we were having so much fun . bianca : oh . on vacation . i 'm sorry that we had to leave early , but you know what ? how about next year we stay for a whole week ? how 's that sound ? miranda : can marissa and a.j . come , too ? bianca : uh , we 'll see . [ scene_break ] bianca 's voice : i said what i needed to say to someone who needed to hear it . you should try it sometime . [ knock on door ] kendall : hi . what are you doing here ? griffin : i could n't leave without seeing you again . kendall : what is this ? griffin : that 's your chart . i talked to the doctor who 's taking over your case , and i got him up to speed . but in case anything comes up or if he has any questions , i covered everything in there . kendall : you think he 'll be able to read your chicken scratch ? griffin : you can . kendall : well , i 'm gifted . griffin : before i forget , here 's his card . kendall : ok . `` dr. herbert baum . `` sounds very doctorly . griffin : yeah , he wo n't be as easy on the eyes , clearly , but you 'll get used to him . kendall : i guess i 'll have to . this is so weird . griffin : what ? kendall : that you 're here . i was just about to call you . griffin : yeah ? kendall : yeah . um , it was just miranda center stuff . i just wanted the number to the medical supply company . griffin : i do n't have it on me , but i 'll get it to you . i promise . kendall : thanks . so when does your flight leave ? griffin : a couple hours . kendall : you could n't have had time to pack . griffin : lucky for me , i do n't have a lot of stuff . kendall : do n't sell yourself short . you do . you have got anoraks and rucksacks and those crazy , ugly boots . griffin : yeah ? `` rucksacks `` ? kendall : backpack -- whatever you call it . um , that night feels like forever ago , does n't it ? griffin : it 's still pretty fresh in my mind . kendall : well , you better get going . i do not want to be the reason that you are late , because i will never hear the end of it . griffin : there 's just one more thing i have to do before i go . kendall : what 's that ? griffin : listen to your heart . [ scene_break ] bianca : i 'm sorry if i dropped a.j . off with colby . i had to get to a meeting . she said you were still sleeping . j.r. : yeah , we , uh -- we had a lazy morning . a.j . : guess what . miranda : what ? a.j . : mommy and daddy made up . marissa : oh , a.j . -- a.j . : we 're a family again . miranda : cool ! [ scene_break ] david : so lavery -- swooping in , rescuing you from that tabloid reporter . jane : how did you know ? do you have this place bugged ? david : let me tell you something about your friend ryan , all right ? he lives to torture me , not that he 's any good at it . jane : what are you talking about ? david : he 's made it very clear , ok -- as clear as a neanderthal can make it -- that he thinks you and i are up to no good . which means from this point forward , he 's like a dog with a bone . so unless you want to give up this new life that you 're living , i suggest you stay away from him . jane : he was upset because we 're working together . david : of course , he was . and what did you tell him ? jane : i told him nothing . what do you think , i 'm an idiot ? david : you forget that i barely know you . jane : know this -- i am not an idiot . and i would n't tell ryan anything anyway . believe me , i can put up with any kind of interrogation that ryan lavery throws my way . because i have a distinct advantage -- the handsome stallion seems to care about me very much . david : he cares for erica , you mean . jane : yes , erica -- unlike that bitch he 's married to . david : i take it you did n't get the warm fuzzies with greenlee . jane : does she always think that everything in the universe revolves around her ? david : that 's pretty funny . and it 's the one thing that she and erica have in common . jane : i just do n't know what you ever saw in her . how did you ever fall for greenlee ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : i wish we could 've gotten more out of her . ryan : `` more `` ? we got absolutely nothing . greenlee : oh , no , that 's not true . did n't you hear the way she was talking about him , like he actually has some redeeming qualities ? it sounded eerily familiar . ryan : like when you came back . greenlee : exactly . david is inside erica 's head the same way he was in mine , making her think that she needs him . ryan : erica going on about david does n't tell us what his bigger plan is , though . greenlee : no . but it 's a start . [ scene_break ] griffin : take a deep breath . not so deep this time . that 's good . kendall : `` good `` ? oh , please . admit it . i am the best patient you have ever had ! griffin : oh , you definitely made things interesting , i 'll give you that . you remember the first time i listened to your heart ? you were in bad shape . kendall : yeah , i was a little hesitant to put my life in the hands of a complete stranger . griffin : `` hesitant . `` is that code for `` fighting tooth and nail `` ? kendall : it 's the new definition . why do n't you look it up ? griffin : i will . kendall : ok . so we got off to a rough start . griffin : oh , you really made me sweat , you know that , trying to earn your trust . kendall : yes , but you did . griffin : i only had to save your life once or twice . kendall : but who 's counting , right ? and after all of that , look at us now . griffin : yeah , look at us . kendall : i still think about it all the time . you put everything on the line for me . griffin : stop . you did n't know . kendall : i should have . if i had trusted you the same way that you trusted me , i should have known . griffin : ricky did a number on all of us . kendall : i do n't care . griffin , i am so sorry . griffin : it 's water under the bridge . that 's how friends roll , right ? kendall : if you were just a friend , i would say yes . but you 're more than that , and you know it . [ scene_break ] ryan : i can tell that you 're thinking about something . you got to fill me in . greenlee : something 's just not adding up . i mean , yeah , david got to me , but that was over a matter of months . this thing with erica , it 's like it just happened overnight . ryan : yeah . erica 's always been so smart with david . greenlee : one could argue she even loathed the guy . ryan : something has definitely changed . we got to figure out what that is . greenlee : what if we 're just making it more complicated than it really is ? ryan : meaning ? greenlee : maybe this kidnapping really just shook her up . my dad said she has n't been the same since she 's got back . maybe she 's just really super vulnerable right now . ryan : and david noticed and went in for the kill ? david : sounds like him . ryan : i do n't know . i mean , vulnerability is one thing , right ? but to take satan himself on as your partner ? that 's a whole other level . greenlee : did you see her shoes ? ryan : what ? no . greenlee : it 's a good thing you have my eagle eyes , then . she was wearing last season 's shoes . ryan : you 're gon na have to give me a little bit more than that . greenlee : a fall heel in the middle of summer ? that 's like fashion suicide for someone like erica kane . ryan : ah . wow . yes . it 's not exactly the kind of proof i was looking for -- greenlee : it 's something . ryan : it is something . greenlee : i 've missed this : working together . feels like the old days . ryan : no . not quite . [ scene_break ] david : greenlee is no match for you , which is why she is not a threat . jane : ryan seems nothing but protective of me . david : erica . he 's protective of erica . that is my whole point . do n't you understand that if he thinks for a second that something is n't right , let alone that you 're not her , forget it . game over . jane : are you sure there is n't something else here ? david : what else ? jane : we 've already established that you do n't trust the man , but are you jealous ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : i 'm gon na see if i ca n't snag a table . marissa : ok . i 'll be right there . j.r. : a.j . marissa : i know you said you were , but , um , i just want to make sure that you 're ok the way i left things . i felt horrible cutting the vacation short . bianca : no . that 's ok . i had to leave early anyway , so it all worked out . marissa : i guess so . bianca : i think the real question is , are you ok after i threw what i threw at you ? marissa : oh . you did n't throw anything at me . you were just being honest . and , yeah , i 'm more than ok . bianca : i can see that . you and j.r. , huh ? marissa : yeah . i still ca n't believe it myself . bianca : a.j . must be on cloud nine . and you seem pretty up there , too . marissa : really ? bianca : you 're not ? marissa : no , i am . just -- i am trying to be smart , take it a day at a time . bianca : oh , come on . you do n't have to downplay it for me . if you 're happy , i 'm happy . i mean that . marissa : thank you . bianca : um , we should get going , and you have some celebrating to do . marissa : we 'll talk soon ? bianca : definitely . ok , you guys , ready to roll ? let 's go . j.r. : bianca . bianca : you guys just wait right out there for me , ok ? i 'll be right out . miranda : ok . j.r. : i do n't know what you said to marissa . whatever it was , it worked . i owe you big time . [ scene_break ] griffin : more than just a friend , huh ? kendall : yes . you are my doctor . you 're my doctor -- at least for a few more minutes . so , yeah . so are we done here or what ? griffin : you know i can see through the whole tough girl act , right ? kendall : oh , ok . so you 're a heart surgeon and you have x - ray vision ? that 's very impressive . griffin : ooh . using humor to cover the angst ? that 's classic . kendall : oh . ok . so what kind of angst am i hiding ? griffin : how much you 're going to miss me . kendall : ha . ok , yes . ok , you , yet again , have it backwards . you 're the one who 's gon na be crying yourself to sleep every night wondering what i 'm doing . griffin : what you 're wearing , maybe . kendall : come on . would you just say it ? griffin : i will if you will . kendall : ok , fine . on 3 . griffin : on 3 . kendall : wait . hold on . do we do it in place of 3 , or where 4 would be ? griffin : where 4 would be . kendall : ok . 1 -- kendall and griffin : 2 , 3 . i 'll miss you . griffin : see ? was that so hard ? whoa . [ scene_break ] bianca : i 'm just glad things are working out for you two . whatever you 're doing , just keep doing it . j.r. : i will . bianca : um , actually , i thought of something . there 's this gallery opening downtown that marissa could n't stop talking about . j.r. : thank you . i appreciate everything you 've done for me . i really mean that . i 've got it from here . bianca : of course , you do . they 're waiting for you . j.r. : see you around ? bianca : sure . see you . [ scene_break ] david : the last person on this planet i 'm jealous of is ryan . he poses no threat to me whatsoever . he could n't stand in the way of my mission even if he tried . jane : `` mission `` ? that sounds serious . david : it is . getting part ownership of this hospital was just the beginning . i have much bigger plans in store . jane : like what ? david : all you need to know is this . when i 'm done , ryan and greenlee and everyone else in this town -- they 're not gon na know what hit them . [ scene_break ] greenlee : wow . i do n't know what to say . ryan : no , let me do the talking . ryan : when i think about how close i was to losing you , first on our wedding night , and then when you came back with david -- greenlee : i 'm sorry that i put you through all of that . ryan : i thought i was the one doing the talking here . greenlee : have you met me ? ryan : yes , i have . and i know i have n't shown it to you in a long time , but i love you . i love you so much . greenlee : i love you , too . ryan : so no matter how many people try to get between us , it 's so important for us to fight , to stick together . ok ? greenlee : it 's like i said at our non - wedding -- ryan : `` non - wedding `` -- that is so wrong . greenlee : yeah , i still meant every word . i will always be by your side , whether you want me there or not . ryan : want . always , always want . [ scene_break ] kendall : you 've been so busy listening to my heart , so let me hear what yours has to say . griffin : i do n't think so . kendall : come on , griff ! will you come on ? just give it up . griffin : my heart has never been the problem . kendall : yes , you never know . you never know . griffin : seriously , why do you want to listen to my heart ? kendall : ok . first of all , to make sure you actually have one . griffin : you 're so funny . kendall : yes . and second of all -- hee hee ha ha ha ! second of all , i hate it when you get all serious . griffin : all right . you 're on . go for it . let 's see what you got . kendall : i will . yeah . griffin : yeah ? yeah ? kendall : i would imagine they have a big brass band just waiting for you when you arrive in chile , right ? griffin : oh , yeah . a whole symphony orchestra . kendall : yeah . yeah , everybody bowing down to the amazing dr. castillo as he swaggers down out of the plane . griffin : `` swaggers `` ? kendall : yeah . yeah , swagger . you do swagger . i 've managed to take you down a swagger or two . griffin : what are you gon na do without me , without me to be a punching bag ? kendall : i 'm gon na put a picture of you on my wall . griffin : oh , yeah ? kendall : mm - hmm . and then i 'm gon na practice my kickboxing . griffin : oh . only if your new doctor says it 's ok . kendall : yeah , i do n't think i 'm actually ready for a new doctor yet . your heart sounds strong . griffin : the new doctor has to be an improvement from the old one , seeing how you would love to complain about me . kendall : yeah , you and your terrible bedside manner . griffin : i 've never had any complaints about my manners -- bedside - wise . kendall : i 'm sure . griffin : well , i really should get going . there 's only -- yeah , i 'm fixing that up . there 's only one flight to chile , and -- kendall : you have to be on it . griffin : i really -- want you to take care of yourself , kendall . kendall : you , too . griffin : come here . [ hug ] well , good - bye . kendall : wait !
as she wakes up in j.r. 's arms , marissa remembers bianca divulging her feelings to her . when j.r. asks if marissa 's having second thoughts about them because of bianca , she denies it . finding his parents in bed together , a.j . is over the moon . they decide to celebrate over chocolate cake . bianca claims to be happy for them when a.j . announces the happy news to everyone at krystal 's . j.r. thanks bianca for her help but assures her he can take it from here . griffin informs kendall and bianca that he 's going to finish his community service in chile . he promises to get them a good replacement for the miranda center . when griffin informs david of his plans , his mentor approves of him not forming any attachments with anyone . bianca wonders why kendall acted so nonplussed and hints that she should tell griff how she really feels about him before it 's too late . when griffin takes her chart and the name of another doctor to her house , kendall lets him listen to her heart and confirms that he 's more than a friend to her . griffin and kendall simultaneously say how much they 're going to miss each other . after she listens to his heart , kendall and griff say goodbye with a lingering hug , but at the last minute , she yells for him to wait .
[ zach grabs maria and gives her a passionate kiss ] [ scene_break ] krystal : so what 's it going to be , david ? what are you going to do about bess ? babe : just do what you think is right . krystal : you know , you 're just too sweet for words . i 'm just trying to give me a little push . babe : mama , will you stop it , please ? he 's going to have to live with himself . so will we . krystal : now , does n't she make you proud , doc ? you have an opportunity to give your first gift , the very best gift possible to your own daughter , or you can take a sledgehammer to her life and ruin it completely . david : do n't you dare try to shift this blame on to me . krystal : i 'm just trying to say -- i 'm begging you , do n't pull the rug out from underneath them . let babe and j.r. raise bess as their own . david : you do n't get to tell me what to do , krystal . you 've seriously lost that right . krystal : ok . well , just use your own good judgment , but do n't hurt them . whatever you do , do not hurt them . tad : hurt who ? who are you torturing this time , hayward ? [ scene_break ] bartender : hey , what can i get you ? greenlee : how about a cosmo . do you know what you 're drinking ? erica : oh , greenlee , what a cheerful sight . oh , where 's your better half , ryan ? has n't slipped through the noose already , has he ? because that would call for a toast . greenlee : to the kane women , and all the men they ruin . [ scene_break ] ryan : well , i guess i do n't need to ask how you 're doing , little brother . jonathan : i 've had worse days . i was actually looking for you . ryan : oh ? and look what you found instead . you staying long ? jonathan : that depends . ryan : well , i see kendall 's already given you her -- uh -- welcome to pine valley . jonathan : um -- ry , could -- could you give us a few minutes ? ryan : ah , do n't mind me . it 's good see you , though . you look like you 've been working out a little bit . so , kendall , did you really need to see me or did you just need me to see you in the sack with my brother ? jonathan : whoa . flag on the play here . you called my brother to come over here while we were doing the deed ? kendall : well , no . i mean , you left me a little too breathless to pick up the phone . i called before , and then when i spoke to ryan , i had no idea that you 'd sweep me off my feet . ryan , you have an amazing brother . jonathan : thanks for the props , but your house , your wine , your towel . ryan : your move . jonathan : why do n't you have a glass of wine , give us a minute to get dressed ? you 've got us at a little disadvantage here . this is awkward . ryan : you have no idea . jonathan : if you wanted to wait in the other room -- ryan : oh , trust me , it 's nothing i have n't seen before , unless you 're getting shy on me . jonathan : me ? hardly . ryan : we 're all family here . i think that 's kendall 's point that she 's trying to make -- one big , happy , cozy family . jonathan : hey , i do n't know what the heck 's going on . ryan : do n't sweat it . it 's nothing . mission accomplished . right , kendall ? kendall : well , whose mission , yours or mine ? ryan : do you have more secrets up your nonexistent sleeve ? kendall : well , when i called you , you said that you had to talk to me , some unfinished business . so here i am , and i 'm listening . [ scene_break ] erica : i do n't see your adorable husband . oh , well , by the way , we did n't miss you in las vegas . he was there , you know . and kendall was there . coincidence ? i think not . greenlee : ryan told me all about it . erica : finally , there 's that self - destructive look of desperation . oh , greenlee , you are so like your mother in that regard . and it 's really -- it 's so sad , really , two generations of women so lonely , never had a successful love life , and do n't have a clue what real happiness is all about . greenlee : tell me about your happy love life these days . i 'm sure you had a man to keep you company all those lonely nights in vegas . but you can start with the relationship you trashed with my father . you must be so proud . erica : see , you 'd never understand anything so complex . greenlee : oh , it 's not complex . you and kendall are the toxic avengers of love . erica : ooh ! `` toxic avengers of love . `` oh , that 's pure poetry , greenlee . you should set that to music . i should perform it in my next act . greenlee : hmm , your act is n't on stage anymore . what you 're famous for , what you 've passed on to your oldest daughter is the ability to use ancient pain you should long be over to suck the life out of any man who makes the mistake of thinking he loves you . you deserve a great , big round of applause for doing it so brilliantly . [ scene_break ] zach : i finally got my goodbye kiss . maria : i never -- i never expected to see you again . zach : well , i was passing through pine valley , and i had almost forgot how beautiful you are , maureen . maria : i -- i 'm not the same person that i was -- zach : i know . maria : we were together then , and -- zach : dr. maria santos - grey , renowned physician at pine valley hospital , living here at wildwind with your husband , two children . maria : yeah . zach : there was quite a bit of press coverage surrounding your return from the dead . maria : ok , so then -- i mean , so then you realize then that i 'm not that person that back then -- zach : yeah , well , you 're wrong about that , because you 're exactly who i remember . [ scene_break ] david : does n't playing hero ever wear you out , martin ? sure tires the hell out of me . krystal : do n't mind david . he 's -- he 's been given some shocking news . babe is his daughter . [ tad laughs uproariously ] babe : it 's true . he did the dna test and everything . tad : oh , for god 's sake , a guy leaves town for five days , the entire world goes down the crapper . please tell me i 've fallen down some kind of rabbit hole . david : i wish you would . tad : you and hayward ? krystal : once , at a party . blame it on the alcohol . i was blotto , available . i turned to him and he turned back . david : we were both wasted . tad : she 'd have to be comatose . so what 's the deal ? after all this time , what , 20-odd years , you 've both just flashed on this night of completely forgettable passion ? krystal : it just hit me . tad : well , i got to hand it to you , you always said babe 's father was a complete son of a bitch . i guess you 're still right on . are you ok ? babe : so far . tad : yeah . is there one woman left on this planet i care about that you have n't in some way abused ? david : yeah , and it kills you , does n't it ? but this time , you do n't get to swoop in and do a secret dna test to win everyone 's undying love . how 's that for impotent ? tad : wait a minute . what are you talking about ? what does bess ' dna test got to do with this ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i needed to talk to you about paperwork . kendall : what paperwork ? ryan : well , the sec requires specific documents for transferring shares , kendall -- enchantment and fusion . you ca n't just give those away like bubble gum cards . kendall : well , i 'll take care of it . ryan : and how can i be sure of that ? kendall : i 'll hire a lawyer . they 'll know what to do . ryan : well , they 'd better , because once you cut and run , i ca n't chase you all over the country for your signature . jonathan : you going someplace ? ryan : oh , yes , she is . kendall : i 'm hardly dressed to travel anywhere . but do n't worry , i 'll get you your papers . ryan : well , then i guess this is it . kendall : yeah . this is truly it . ryan : hey -- good luck . kendall : you , too . jonathan : give me a sec . i 'm going to go with you . ryan : no , no , no , no , no . do n't go rushing out on my account , all right ? you guys -- um -- you guys finish up here , and then you come by my place . you can get the directions from kendall , ok ? jonathan ? there 's a room , my place , your name on it . you stay as long as you want , all right ? i 'll see you . jonathan : so , was that supposed to break you two up or bring you back together ? [ scene_break ] tad : answer the question , hayward . what does the dna test have to do with this ? david : oh , i do n't know , maybe i have dna on my mind . tad : well , then maybe you should work on it . krystal : tad , wait . you know , it 's been a rough day , all right ? david : yeah , no kidding . i 've got several lives to figure out . i 'm out of here . krystal : david , wait . tad : let him go . whatever he says , whatever he does , do n't you trust him . krystal : i need to talk to him . tad : krystal -- krystal : babe , whatever you do , do n't say anything , all right ? you just keep it zipped until i come back , ok ? babe : at least you do n't have to leave town . krystal : that just depends on what your daddy decides to do . tad : so you want to tell me what the hell 's going on ? i mean , this is about a lot more than everybody figuring out who they slept with , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] maria : i did n't really know myself when we were together . zach : so i understand . maria : but i 'm very clear now . i 'm maria now . i 'm not maureen anymore . zach : you 've always been an intelligent woman regardless of what name you 're using . but we did swear to each other there 'd be no promise , no regrets . those were some of the happiest times of my life . and you were happy , too -- at least i thought you were . maria : it 's just that i -- you know what , i 'm so sorry about how i left . zach : that 's ok . i mean , it 's -- it 's probably best we did n't say goodbye . maria : no , it 's just that 's what i had to do at the time . zach : it 's ok . maria : and everything that -- that we had then , i -- zach : would n't change a second of it , not one . maria : just it has to stay in the past . zach : you happy now ? maria : yeah . oh , yeah . i 've got everything that i ever wanted . i 've got an incredible husband , and i 've got these two perfect kids and my family and friends , and all -- you know , i had lost all of that once , and i ca n't -- i ca n't lose that again . zach : well , that 's what i came to find out , because you deserve happiness . and the good news is we do n't have to say goodbye to each other . we just did that . maria : zach , wait . wait . zach : let 's not make any more out of this . you did n't know -- did n't know who was going to walk into your stable today , and -- maria : yeah . yeah , i think i would 've been maybe less surprised if the horses started talking today , but -- [ maria chuckles ] zach : yeah . and as far as the kiss goes , that 's -- let 's just say that was a daydream . get back to your happy life . maria : what about you , though ? are you -- are you happy ? zach : i 'm -- you know , i 've done well , right ? maria : yeah . good . that 's good . zach : made some changes , took some chances . and the last thing you want is a life with regrets , right ? [ scene_break ] kendall : well , i thought we were having a good time . jonathan : one big difference -- you knew who i was . i did n't have a clue about you . i still do n't . kendall : well , i had no idea that ryan never mentioned me to his family . that 's -- that 's pretty insulting . jonathan : oh , stop it , kendall ! you made sure that i did n't know you were involved with ryan . now , this may be entertaining in some sick way to somebody who hates my brother obviously as much as you do , but i do n't , and i resent being used to hurt him . kendall : that 's not what happened . jonathan : do n't play me for stupid . you took me to bed to punch ryan in the heart ! kendall : no , wait a minute , hold on . you were right here . you saw him . your brother was chatting to us like we were at some family reunion . now , correct me if i 'm wrong , but ryan did not look heartbroken to me . jonathan : i actually would n't know . kendall : why , because ryan was the one who used to break all the hearts ? jonathan : maybe . he left when i was a kid . i 've seen him once in the last five years . and this is a hell of a way for him to get to know me . kendall : well , fyi -- he holds a grudge . ahem . jonathan : why would you do it , kendall ? i mean , what were you trying to prove ? kendall : ok , want to know the truth ? i was in love with your stupid , arrogant brother more than life itself , and he told me he loved me , too , but then he picked another woman . so he 'll tell you he was happy -- he was lucky to escape me . ask anyone . i 'm an anaconda . once i wrap myself around some poor , unsuspecting slob , that 's it . jonathan : well , the unsuspecting slob of the day ca n't exactly disagree . kendall : i do n't suppose you 're interested in my side of things ? jonathan : i think i 'm feeling your side of things , and it 's not pretty . yeah , heads up , kendall -- you picked the wrong guy to go up against . ryan is the only hero i 've ever had . do n't even think about using me again to hurt him . kendall : no problem there . he has no feelings to hurt . [ scene_break ] [ sitting on his motorcycle on the highway , a troubled ryan flashes back to his recent encounters ] greenlee : i 'm letting you walk away . i want you to . if you 're worried about cambias , do n't be . and when i file for divorce , i wo n't fight for my 50 % . in and out , clean and simple . and you get kendall . ryan : you needed to talk to me ? jonathan : kendall , where 's the -- [ scene_break ] erica : so , how about that ? i was right . ryan has slipped through your fingers already . wow . thank - you notes have n't even been sent out , marriage is dead in the water . how 'd you do that , greenlee ? tell me , did you jealously attack someone that ryan really cared about ? or did ryan just come to his senses and go back to kendall , the real love of his life ? gee , i just love it when one of the toxic avengers of love scores a win . greenlee : you can stop keeping score , erica . the only thing i have to say to you is stay the hell away from my father . erica : ooh . look how defensively she tries to change the subject . greenlee : he is the subject . the best day of jackson 's life was the day that god did n't answer his prayers and spared him a life with you . erica : gary ? god did n't stop jackson from marrying me , greenlee . that was you . greenlee : that 's right . go ahead , try and convince yourself you know what happiness is . erica : hey , running off so quickly ? i was just getting started . [ scene_break ] tad : so what triggered it ? why all of a sudden did krystal remember ? and after raising you by herself , why would she think that david has to know about it ? babe : i do n't know , it -- it just all happened so fast . it 's like riding a wave . you just ride it till you see where it lands you . tad : well , you 'd better hope you do n't drown before you get to shore . babe : j.r. , honey . tad : j.r . babe : well , is bess ok ? j.r. : oh , yeah , yeah , bess is fine . you just seemed so worried on the phone . i wanted to make sure that you were ok . hey . you 're back . tad : yeah , how you doing , kiddo ? actually , i got to get back to the house and make a phone call . i 'm still on the job . i 'll see you , and i guess you and i will finish our conversation later on . j.r. : so i guess krystal caught her flight . babe : yeah , it was delayed , and then uncle p.j . called and said that aunt tallulah was feeling better , so trip 's off . j.r. : oh ? well , where is she ? babe : oh , you know mama . she always has something on her plate . j.r. : well , come on , i 'll get you out of here . babe : j.r. , let 's go somewhere . j.r. : that 's what i 'm talking about . let 's get some dinner . babe : no , no , i 'm talking somewhere like -- like maui or a greek island or the canaries . i 've always wanted to go to the canaries . j.r. : well , it sounds like a great idea , but how about in the fall ? babe : now . j.r. : now ? why ? babe : yeah , i just -- i do n't know , every day , something changes that -- i just want to get away , the two of us , someplace where we can just love each other and be together . it 's just so crazy here . it 's just -- it 's too much . [ scene_break ] [ knock on cabin door ] krystal : we 're not finished yet . david : great . do n't tell me i blocked out something else from that night . a wedding ring ? conceiving babe 's twin ? krystal : no , this is legit . before you tell bianca that bess is really miranda , i want you to take a good look at what 's in here . [ scene_break ] jonathan : your plan worked . just did n't get what you wanted , did you ? ryan : do you have any idea what it 's like to have your entire world rocked , tad ? tad : yeah , like you read about . i just got through an 8.5 at the airport . what the hell 's with this town ? i get off the plane -- ryan : tad , tad , we 're talking about me here . tad : you asked me if i knew what it was like -- ryan : yeah , it was rhetorical . tad : oh , ok , fine . yes . me , too . whatever . thanks for playing . you look like you could use a drink . ryan : yeah , i could , but i 'm on my hog . my motorcycle . tad : yeah . hmm . well , i 'm at home , and i 'm not going anywhere , so i 'll drink your drink for you . ryan : do n't suppose i could live in a bubble . tad : sounds a little extreme . what 's got you so upset , women trouble ? ryan : well , it takes two to do the self - destructive tango , right ? tad : technically , three if you count kendall . i 'm sorry . i did n't mean it the way it sounded . you 're obviously upset . ryan : i just feel like i could put my fist through -- tad : listen , there 's a reason they say that the first 25 years of marriage are the worst , ok , so whatever this is , i 'm sure you and greenlee can work it out . ryan : what would you say my iq would be , tad ? tad : i would n't even dare . ryan : about 6 ½ ? not meant to be funny , tad . you got to figure two people who do n't learn from their mistakes are dumber than a couple of fence posts , so -- so why ? what makes us that way ? tad , i asked you a question . tad : i thought we were still doing the rhetorical thing . look , why are you asking me ? i ca n't even program my coffee maker . and in case , you know , we could just stop misunderstanding each other for five minutes , i am back from vegas , if you care . ryan : all right , what do you got ? tad : everything i could possibly dig up on your friend mr. slater . ryan : so who is he ? what 's his deal ? tad : ryan , either mr. slater is the world 's greatest liar or he 's its biggest mystery . [ scene_break ] maria : do you still have the place ? zach : the seasons -- maria : yeah . zach : hotel and casino -- i do , yes , and i do n't want to brag , but i have five more scattered around the world . maria : no kidding ? that 's great . so you 're doing great , really great . zach : you 're doing better . maria : well , things definitely worked out for the best . zach : well , i 'm going to the shore to look at another property . maria : oh . edmund : hello ? who are you ? [ scene_break ] erica : gary ? gary : miss kane ? erica : i am suddenly so thirsty . gary : i can take care of that for you . erica : thank you . [ as erica tries to reach for her glass , it slips off the bar and shatters when she sees a shadowy man ] greenlee : what the hell is up with you ? erica : i 'm perfectly fine . [ scene_break ] j.r. : i think it 's a great idea , babe , a honeymoon on the canary islands , but not now . i ca n't be away from bess for a day , let alone be away from her for two weeks . babe : i ca n't really stand to be away from her , either . j.r. : well , that 's why we have a nanny -- so we can get away for a couple of hours , have some fun knowing that bess is taken care of . babe : i do n't feel much like a party . j.r. : you 're driving me nuts here , babe . i mean , one minute , you want to leave the country , the next you ca n't bring yourself to drive down the street . babe : i know , i 'm sorry . it 's just it 's been a hard couple of days . it just -- it just makes my head hurt . j.r. : hey , let me distract you , huh ? let me give my wife a night that she 'll never forget . babe : i just want you to be happy , j.r . [ scene_break ] krystal : and that was when we lived in bay st. louis , mississippi , over there by waveland . babe loved mississippi . she could hardly even say it right , but she was so happy there . i taught her to catch fireflies . babe was afraid of the dark , but those fireflies made her not so scared . i told her they were like a little night - light in a jar . you would 've loved her , david . she was just pure goodness . david : you trying to work me , krystal ? krystal : you bet i am . what kind of mother can sit by and watch as her little girl gets thrown to the wolves , and what kind of father can allow that ? david : it 's a little late to push the daddy button , do n't you think ? krystal : no . it 's never too late . i swear , david , if i had any idea that you were her father -- david : oh , do n't , do n't , do n't even try it , all right ? i 'm not that easily manipulated . krystal : i know you got a heart . you almost let me see it once . david : what do you want from me , krystal ? krystal : a fair shake . i want you to take a few minutes and just look at the stuff in that box , david . these are the memories of your daughter , from 0 to -- to last week . these baby teeth ? call me crazy , but i guess the tooth fairy just could n't bring herself to throw them out . and this , this dance certificate . babe took beginning ballet in about a half a dozen towns . this certificate says she graduated . she was 11 years old and all the other girls were 8 , but she was so proud and so happy , because she was n't a beginner anymore . i 'm not going to beg you anymore , david , because i know it 's just going to tick you off , but please just take a few minutes and get to know your little girl . david : you should know i 'm leaning towards telling bianca . krystal : ok . but just do me a favor . david : that depends . krystal : you liked me . i know you did . and not way back . recently . you thought that there might be something between us . david : i thought that you were different . krystal : different than what ? david : from me . krystal : fair enough . but please , will you do something for me ? would you please just give me a heads - up before you decide to do whatever it is you 're going to do ? david : fair enough , i guess . krystal : i 'll come back for this stuff later . i 'll have you know , i never go anywhere without it , even if i have to leave everything else behind , but i trust you with it . i 'm trusting you with all of it . [ scene_break ] tad : apparently , he won his first casino in a poker game , which , if you ask me , sounds like a complete urban legend . as a matter of fact , if you really want my opinion , everything about this guy seems made up . ryan : do n't they have to do a full background check to give away a casino license ? tad : yeah , absolutely , and it 's right there , squeaky clean and incredibly brief . ryan : like , too brief . tad : yeah , but it 's not just that . it 's like on paper , this guy does n't even look like a real human being . it 's like you and i sat down , decided to make up the perfect resume . i mean , there 's no holes , no gaps , no unanswered questions of any kind . it 's so perfect , it screams fake , and the really eerie thing is every single word checks out . ryan : well , i just want to find out if he was up to something with erica . tad : i do n't blame you . there 's something about this guy that 's very slippery . ryan : so you still looking ? tad : if it 's ok . aidan 's still out in las vegas . he 'll dig up what he can , and erica 's a really good friend , so if it 's ok with you , i 'd kind of like to stay on top of this . ryan : yeah , just make sure you send the bills to me and not to cambias . tad : yeah , will do . you ok to get back on your pig ? ryan : my hog . tad : you feel better ? ryan : i felt better than when i got here , thank you . tad : yeah , well , i assume your world is still rocking . ryan : more than you could know . tad : give it 24 hours , ok ? whatever 's going on , you 'll be in a completely new ballgame . ryan : you 're right . could get worse . [ scene_break ] zach : i 'm a little lost . edmund : is n't that like being a little pregnant ? either you are or you are n't . zach : well , then i am -- lost , not pregnant . i -- i just needed a little help . maria : yeah , and you know , i mean , you know me -- i 'm really bad with directions , so i did n't help . edmund : i always tell her , you know , back roads , they 're not brain surgery . where you headed ? zach : the shore . and i was on the scenic route , and i was doing great until i was n't doing great , and then i saw a light . edmund : ok , let me see if i can help you . excuse me . if you could find your way back to the road that obviously you got off on -- zach : i 'm not sure that 's possible . edmund : here you go , right here . take 93 to the 248 , ok ? now , watch it right here because you take the wrong turn , you end up in delaware . you do n't want that . just get on the toll road and follow the signs . here , take this . zach : thank you . i did n't mean to startle you . it was n't my intention . maria : no , no , no , hey , just a tiny bit startled . it was no big deal . really , it was -- have a good trip and a nice life . zach : that 's the plan . thanks for helping a lost traveler . thanks for this . edmund : sure . you ok , honey ? you look a million miles away . maria : do you ever have a day that you thought was starting out perfect , and then one thing goes wrong and then all hell breaks loose and you just -- god . edmund : i think it 's called life . maria : yeah . yeah , i guess . my saddle broke , i got a phone call from the er , i 've got to go work tonight because turner broke his foot or something -- i do n't know -- and then , of course , i 'm running late and -- oh , my god , dinner . edmund : do n't worry , the kids are eating now . maria : oh , good . thank you , honey . you 're fabulous . look , about before , i 'm really -- i 'm really sorry . and if you feel like you 've got to investigate this threat , then go ahead and do it and i 'm behind you all the way , ok ? edmund : thanks . you know i was going to do it , whatever you say . maria : i know . god . edmund : hey . maria : yes ? edmund : do n't worry . maria : i love you . edmund : you do ? maria : mm - hmm . edmund : i love you . [ scene_break ] [ radio plays as zach recalls the first time he saw maria ] zach : so where do you want to be dropped ? maria : wherever you 're going is fine . i really appreciate the ride , thank you . zach : mm - hmm . well , that 's telling -- a woman like you hitchhiking in the middle of the night in the middle of the desert with nowhere specific to go . maria : your point ? zach : you 're running away from something . maria : know what , i 'm really good with just silence . zach : fair enough . maria : plus , it 's hardly the middle of the night . zach : so you thought it was a good idea to get in a car with a complete stranger ? maria : what are you , my father ? zach : hey -- maria : look , you know what , why do n't you just pull over ? zach : excuse me ? maria : just pull over and let me out . zach : that 's not going to happen . i 'm not leaving you out here . maria : ok , well , you made your point . any psycho could pick me up on the side of the road and lock me in his car and hold me hostage . will you let me out of the car , please ? zach : i will . maria : now ? zach : i will -- as soon as i get you someplace safe . [ scene_break ] [ sitting on a park bench in the dark ] krystal : lord , i am out of options . i know you got babe 's baby boy up there with you . i sure could use that little angel 's help right now . maybe my grandbaby could help david make his choice . could you do that , baby boy ? could you help david do what 's right for his daughter ? and just show him -- show him that babe is still grieving the loss of you . i never thought babe needed her daddy , but she does now . open up his heart , please , and let him be what she needs him to be right now . [ scene_break ] [ music plays at sos as j.r. and babe dance ] j.r. : let me get our drinks , huh ? babe : ok . [ j.r. surreptitiously melts a capsule in babe 's drink ] j.r. : all right . thirsty ? babe : yeah . [ scene_break ] greenlee : what 's going on ? do we need to call 911 or what ? erica : please . look , i do n't need an ambulance . i need you to leave me alone . just go wallow in your own misery . greenlee : right . [ kendall enters and stares at greenlee ] [ scene_break ] ryan : ah . [ motorcycle starts ] ryan : this day has got to get better . [ on the same road , zach drives while searching the map ] zach : 93 . turn on 93 . that 's what the guy said , right ? do this -- [ motorcycle accelerates ] [ tires screech ] [ thud ] [ next_on ] erica : i 'm here , jack . i 'm sure there 's something that you would like to say to me . greenlee : you 're not going anywhere until you tell me what you did to ryan . zach : do n't move . let me call an ambulance . babe : i love you to death .
krystal keeps urging david not to spill the beans to bianca about babe 's child being hers instead . she shows him all the pictures and childhood mementos of their daughter . although david tells her he will not be manipulated , he shows that he has a real dilemma as to what to do . erica runs into greenlee at sos . they insult each other about their failed relationships with their men .
krystal : dixie 's on everybody 's mind today . tad : yep , you got that right , which is why i have to say this and you have to hear it . krystal : tad , i 've got to say something to you . tad : no , no , no . me first because this is really important . lord knows after the shock wore off , and i realized what she 'd done , i was n't sure how i was going to feel about her , or how she 'd feel about me . krystal : if you think dixie rising from the dead is a shocker , you need to be prepared -- tad : shh , shh , shh . now that i do , i just have to say to you first and foremost that whatever we had back in the past is gone , and we both signed off on it . that 's not the dixie i fell in love with . krystal : you got that right . [ scene_break ] di : it 's your choice , j.r . either we fix this wreck of a family or i have to leave . j.r. : do n't . do n't push me on this . di : someone 's got to . jamie : i give up . anakin chandler here stepped to the dark side a long time ago . di : you hush up , jamie taking jabs at your brother ? how is that going to help him want to reach out to you ? babe : yeah , well , the only reaching out j.r. does is to strangle someone . di : and that 's enough from you , too , babe . i thought you wanted peace in this family as much as i did . j.r. : come on , mom , let me take your bags upstairs , come on . adam : let her go , j.r . j.r. : you stay out of this . adam : until she can prove she is your mother without a shadow of a doubt , i do n't want her here . palmer : dixie , if you need a place to stay , you can always have a home with me . di : hmm . [ scene_break ] ryan : `` accurate test to determine the optimum time frame to conceive . `` this is greenlee 's , is n't it ? my wife has n't given up on having a baby , has she ? kendall ? look at me . greenlee is still planning on having a baby , is n't she ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : my mind 's made up . there is real hope for ryan , and i 'm it . i want to go through with it . i want to have ryan 's baby . david : my mind is also made up , greenlee . the worst thing you could do right now is have ryan 's child . i will not help you go through with it . [ scene_break ] ryan : kendall , you know this ovulation tests greenlee 's . you know it . kendall : ryan , this office is wall - to - wall women . ryan : so what does that mean ? this could be somebody else 's ? kendall , i know . i know she went to a fertility clinic . kendall : she told you ? ryan : she told me that she was looking for a donor . the best time for greenlee to get pregnant is never . kendall : well , finally something we both agree on . ryan : you are the closest thing to a best friend greenlee has . talk to her . tell her why this thing ca n't happen . explain to her why it ca n't happen . kendall : well , you already did a bang - up job at your little fight club . god , ryan , you have to get help . please , please , you have to . ryan : i know . i 'm working on it . [ scene_break ] david : you 're not going to change my mind . greenlee : well , what changed yours ? why are you shutting me down ? you know , i did n't go through all of this just so you can chicken out on me when i need you most . we clear ? david : this has nothing to do with me chickening out . i would never forgive myself if i helped you go through with this . greenlee : why ? why are you turning on me ? david : greenlee , i never promised you -- greenlee : you said you 'd test the samples and determine which one was ryan 's . david : yes , and you said that you would n't go through with it if ryan was beyond saving . greenlee : and he 's not . i know he 's not . this is ryan 's only chance . how can you expect me to trash it , give up on my husband ? david : greenlee , i know about the fight club . ryan came here . he knows that he 's out of control . he knows what he could do to you if he lost it , what he could do to an innocent child who cries too loud or for too long . i 'm sorry , i can not let you risk that . look , ryan is so desperate , he came here asking me for some kind of a drug , something that would short - circuit his rage before it gets to his fists , some kind of a chemical kill switch . that is how far gone he is , greenlee . greenlee : no . no , do n't you see ? this is great . this is what i 've been praying for . [ scene_break ] adam : by all means , move in with palmer . pull the wool over his drooping eyelids . palmer : it 's your loss . it 's my family . j.r. : adam still does n't believe that she 's real . palmer : adam ? he 's always been a fool . adam : yeah , what was it , something about her eyes and a couple of really corny memories , you all turn into blithering idiots ? jamie : what would it take for you to believe it , adam ? adam : well , something more than a chorus of `` you are my sunshine `` -- say , hard evidence , dna . j.r. : then all you have to do is buy every lab in town to get the results that you want . opal : palmer , you could have waited by the car while i fixed my face . palmer : i 'd still be waiting . opal : dixie . dixie , is it really you ? adam : pending a blood test . di : hey , opal . opal : oh , my goodness . honey , do you understand that we all thought you were dead ? why did n't you get in touch with tad to let him know you were still alive ? palmer : well , after three divorces , she finally realized that your son is a loser . jamie : leave my dad alone . di : no , it 's complicated , opal . if i had a reasonable explanation , i could give it to you , but i do n't . adam : give her a minute , she 'll make one up . j.r. : ease up , ok ? palmer : dixie , my offer still stands . i 'll put you up in the finest suite at the valley inn . opal : oh , no , no , she 's going to be wanting to be doing her own home - cooking in her own little place , are n't you ? you know , that cottage on orchard street is for sale . palmer : well , that 's perfect . i 'll buy it , you can fix it up any way you want . di : well , you know what , i might take you up on that , uncle palmer . opal : and you , mister . you do n't even have a kiss for your -- ahem -- grandma ? well , i thought that you were supposed to steer clear of this place , huh ? babe : it 's my visiting day with little adam . opal : well , i just -- jamie : do n't . ruth : hello , everyone . morning . dixie ? adam : good question . di : hi , ruth . ruth : i never could get you to call me mom . oh , welcome home . di : thank you . joe : can i get in one of those ? adam : it 's old - home week for the seriously confused . joe : no , i 'm here to see dixie . adam : sorry , have n't seen her . di : hello , joe . my goodness , it 's been a long time . joe : i 'll say . oh , my . so this is what a miracle feels like . [ scene_break ] tad : i mean , i feel like an idiot . i mean , three years ? three years ? i do n't know what the hell i was thinking . you know , dixie 's back in my life , why would i assume things were going to be the same or better ? i mean , it beats the heck out of me . krystal : tad , i found out something major . tad : yeah , so did i . there 's nothing about this woman that 's the way i remembered it . and you know what , in the long run , maybe that 's not dixie 's fault . krystal : you know , maybe you ought to cut yourself a break , ok , and hear me out . tad : no , no , listen to me , no , our problems go way back krystal : that woman had no right to hurt you . tad : are you sure ? three years and as many divorces ? we could n't go back to the way things were even if we wanted to . and that 's the point -- i do n't want to . krystal : tad , tad , i 'm trying to spare you . tad : i know , and i appreciate it , but just give me two minutes , please ? let me say what i got to say , and then you can say anything you want to , ok ? i woke up this morning thinking about what i wanted , what i wanted to say to you , and if -- this is n't working . if -- if it seems like i 'm coasting here , i 'm sorry . well , never mind , just -- here . krystal : what ? tad : krystal carey , will you marry me ? [ scene_break ] david : your husband wants me to give him a drug that would keep him from morphing into the hulk . and that makes you happy ? greenlee : yes . it means he 's finally reaching out . david : greenlee -- greenlee , this is not good news . i only told you about ryan so that you would understand how sick and how desperate he really is . greenlee : but do n't you get it , david ? ryan is desperate -- desperate to get back to where he was before his little brother unspooled , back with me . if he was n't my ryan anymore , he would n't have come to you and admitted that he had a problem . you 're going to help him ? david : i told him that i would formulate something . greenlee : formulate what kind of something ? david : what , you really want the lecture on dopamine receptors and selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors ? just know that i can mix a cocktail that 's at least 10 to 15 years ahead of fda approval , something that could take care of ryan . greenlee : david , tell me you 're not going to try and kill him . [ scene_break ] kendall : greenlee saw you almost get yourself killed . it hit her hard . it hit all of us . the worst part was i - i could n't find you in the middle of all of those punches flying . all i saw was this -- this deadly ball of hate just fighting to self - destruct . ryan : i 've got problems . i 'm dealing with i so that 's me being honest . now it 's your turn . admit that this is greenlee 's . simone : excuse me . jeez , you ca n't leave anything around here without somebody getting all up into your business . ryan : nice save . no sale . simone : you know , buy whatever you want . just keep your face out of my stuff . ryan : simone , why would you need to know when you 're ovulating ? simone : because , ok ? oh , come on . you ever heard of the rhythm method , the oldest form of birth - control ? good lord . ryan : first of all , you 're too smart to rely on something with such a high failure rate . second of all , you use this to help get pregnant , not prevent it . simone : ok , ryan . you want the truth ? i 'm going to give it to you . [ scene_break ] j.r. : she 's not going anywhere with you , palmer . opal : now , you do n't want to live with that old coot , anyway . he would drive a sane woman out of her tree . ruth : dixie , we 'd love to have you come and stay with us . joe : indeed , we would love to have you . adam : you 've all been had . di : well , you 've all been more than generous , but -- palmer : then it 's settled , it 's settled . you 're coming with me . opal : no , he means me . di : ok . ruth : we 'd love to have you . joe : our home is your home . j.r. : what part of `` she 's not going anywhere `` do you not understand ? jamie : it 's dixie 's choice . adam : i say throw the baggage out . babe : dixie , please do n't go anywhere . you 're the only good and decent thing in this house , and if you 're gone -- you 're the only one that can make sure that my son does n't turn into a nastier , scarier version of j.r. or adam . adam : for crying out loud . if she 's not leaving , i am . opal : well , do n't let the door hit you on the way out . palmer : opal , opal , dixie 's bag ? j.r. : she is staying ! stuart : adam . i saw all the cars outside . you having a welcome - home party for dixie ? adam : look at my face , stuart . does this look like my party face ? stuart : i did n't know you had a party face . adam : i do n't feel like celebrating , thank you . stuart : oh , adam . why ca n't you just be happy that dixie 's alive ? it 's like -- it 's like a miracle ! adam : no , it 's not a miracle . it is n't her . stuart : it is n't ? adam : she 's a fake and a fraud . stuart : adam , everybody believes that 's dixie . j.r. certainly believes it . you see how happy he is ? he 's needed his mom so much . adam : no , he has n't . and besides , it is n't her . and even if it is -- ruth : dixie ? di : uh - huh ? ruth : will you be coming back to the hospital ? joe : because , you know , we could always use a new patient advocate . opal : oh , i 'm still pushing the book cart . we can coffee klatch like the good old days . j.r. : my mother is busy taking care of my son and me . stuart : you ca n't have j.r. all to yourself . [ scene_break ] tad : i want you to marry me . krystal : is this the part where you shout `` gotcha `` ? tad : well , that depends on your answer , does n't it ? because if i got you , you 're supposed to say `` yes , `` as in `` you do `` and then `` i do , `` and then i get to kiss the bride . you know , something -- krystal : no . tad : i 'm sorry , i 'm not -- i do n't mean to make this some kind of joke . i 'm serious . because dixie has given me something that -- that i have n't had since she left -- closure . it 's a stupid word , but it 's a great feeling . i feel -- i feel free . for the first time in god knows how long , i got a clear choice in front of me that only i can make . i can go on mourning the `` should 've beens `` or `` what ifs , `` or i can reach out with both hands and grab something wonderful with you . krystal : you are crazy as a loon . tad : no , uh - uh . the only thing that 's crazy is how much time we 've wasted since the last time i asked you , before our lives were completely turned upside down . and i know , i know this is bizarre . you probably feel like i 'm your worst nightmare . you know , just when you think you get rid of me , i circle around again and ask you the same -- krystal : you are anything but my worst nightmare . tad : yeah ? i 'm glad to hear it . because one thing 's for sure -- i 'm a man that loves you more than anything else in the world . i get it wrong a lot , but when i get it right , it 's for sure . krystal , i want you to be my wife . krystal : wait , wait , wait . tad : wait ? wait ? krystal : all this talk about love and about proposals -- tad , i know you . it 's because she shut you down . tad : so what ? yes and no . it does n't matter . dixie did the best thing she could for me . do n't you get it ? for the first time in three years , i woke up and i was n't thinking about her . after drowning for three years , i can breathe again . i can say her name and my heart does n't stop . krystal : you 're going too fast . tad : no , no , i 'm not . i 'm not . i can prove it to you . i know i 'm not , because the only thing i was thinking about when i woke up this morning was you . it was how much i miss you , the way you look at me , the way your eyes turn green when you start crying , the way you feel when you kiss me . krystal , i love you . krystal : tad , you ca n't do this . tad : yes , i can . krystal : you ca n't marry me ! tad : yes , i can . watch me . give me one good reason why not . what are you going to say ? what , you do n't love me ? i can see the little orange outfit . you 're in here , i 'm out there . i do n't care . jailhouse weddings happen all the time . i got two words for you -- conjugal visits . and before you start rolling your eyes and looking at me like i 'm the village idiot , it beats the hell out of a lap around the exercise yard . this is the part where you say something , ok , please ? you just give me one good reason why you ca n't or wo n't be my wife . krystal : for the first time in my life , i do n't know what to say . tad : that 's the easy part . all you got to say is yes . [ scene_break ] opal : palmer , you just get any idea of hogging dixie all to yourself right out of that pointy head of yours , ok ? palmer : she 's my niece . yore not even a poor relation , although you look the part . joe : oh -- ruth : money and control . that 's all you really care about , is it , palmer ? joe : everybody , everybody , let 's not spoil this time with dixie . come on . j.r. : can you get it through your bubble head i do n't need you working on my side to get my mom to stay here ? jamie : would you just shut it , you pain -- j.r. : who 's stuck with the blond joke , huh ? look , the big hand 's on the 12 , babe , the little hand 's on `` scram , `` so get out ! jamie : not a problem . we 're leaving . di : no , please , please do n't go . please , everyone , please , just be quiet for a second , listen to me . i mean , can you hear yourselves , just taking jabs and picking at each other ? there is a -- there 's a boy napping upstairs , or not with all this rumpus . that baby does n't know anything about our family feuds and ugly feelings . right now , all he knows is love . you know , he loves his daddy , and he loves you , too , adam , but he also loves his mama and his uncle jamie . now , i bet you 'd sell your soul to make sweet little adam grow up to be just like you , but i want you to remember what our nastiness and our fights did to j.r . i want something better than that for my grandson . i want him to be free to say that he loves you - all without -- without feeling like he 's betraying someone . now , if any of you do n't feel the same way , then shame on you . if you ca n't find that shred of decency inside you , well , i 'm not going to watch another little boy 's heart get broken . j.r. : hey . mom . mom , look , look , you ca n't ask me to forgive babe and jamie for what they did to me . i just -- i ca n't do it . di : well , i ca n't watch you do to your son what adam and i did to you . [ scene_break ] simone : i own this , honey . you know that tall drink of thames water , my boss and new squeeze ethan ? i 'm trying to get pregnant with his baby . and if it works , the gent that he is , he 'll do the right thing and marry me . oh , yeah , and then , of course , kendall would have to give up on her little english love muffin . ethan : that sounds like quite the plot . ca n't wait to hear more . simone : oh , please tell me someone 's doing a really good imitation of ethan . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you 're going to poison him ? is that your solution ? david : what ? no ! oh , come on , do n't be ridiculous . look , i just told him i would give him something that would help . greenlee : but it will still be a drug . no pill can undo his childhood . right now , ryan is running away from the past and the abuse any way he can . we have to help him see that it 's ok to stop running , that the fear can end here with me and the love of our baby , a child he 's convinced ca n't exist . david : you know something ? for once , i agree with ryan . greenlee : david , go back to your own dark place , you at your rock - bottom worst . what you did to try and win dixie ? drugging a boatload of people was beyond desperate . but if you 'd had someone in your life to offer you hope and encouragement and love , would you have gone down that twisted road ? i finally get why you did what you did , keeping bianca 's baby a secret . it 's because you loved your daughter beyond everyone else and you needed her to love you back . after leo , until ryan , i forgot how strong love can be . it can make you do very good things and very bad things , and this is a very good thing i 'm going to do for my husband . ryan wants to get better or ryan would n't have come to you and admitted that he needs help and he ca n't do it by himself . there 's the hope , david . and with hope , there 's life and love , and i can give it all to him . please , david . please help me save my husband . [ scene_break ] simone : crap . hi . you , me , roof -- now ? ryan : was she telling the truth ? kendall : what , trapping ethan into having a baby ? it sounds like simone to me . you know , ryan , down in boca , greenlee was sure that having a baby would save you , would help you . ryan : i will not have that discussion again . kendall : yeah , but think about it , ok ? maybe she 's right . maybe you 're fighting something that does n't need fighting . a son or a daughter , i mean , all of that love , that could give you a new life . that new life could be your new life , too . ryan , it could save you . ryan : kendall , you know that i 've thought long and hard about this , and i promise you a baby would send me straight over the edge . [ scene_break ] david : personally , i think ryan 's best chance is an aggressive treatment program , something that would target the source of his rage . greenlee : fine . fine , go ahead and give him his drug . tell him it 's a miracle cure , it 'll turn him into a pussycat . except what you give him is a sugar pill or a baby aspirin . david : a placebo ? greenlee : yeah . because ryan 's fear that some inner godzilla 's going to come out and go on a rampage , it 's all in his head . you know people can be tricked into curing themselves , so you give ryan the placebo , and you give me my baby . by the time ryan finds out i 'm pregnant , we 'll know whether the sugar pill is working or not . if it 's not , you can give him the real drug . david : and what if that does n't work ? greenlee : if ryan 's really beyond help , then i promise i 'll take my baby and never see ryan again . david : yeah , right , right . you say that now , but when the time comes -- greenlee : you wo n't know because i 'm right . i know what he needs . i mean , our love is stronger than anything you can mix up in this , and you know how that works . give me what ryan really needs to get better . give me his baby . [ scene_break ] simone : ethan , i am so sorry . please believe me , everything that you heard me say -- of course , none of it is true . i would never , ever use a baby to trap you into marriage . i mean , really , that is not who i am . ethan : simone , it 's -- simone : i would never do something like that . ethan : i know . i believe you . simone : are you playing with me ? ethan : i do n't think you 'd be that sneaky . simone : i would n't . i would n't be that sneaky . ethan : that was quite a tap - dance downstairs . who were you covering for ? kendall ? simone : no , she can twist , for all i care . ethan : greenlee ? [ scene_break ] di : you have n't forgotten the childhood hell that adam and i put you through . the school christmas pageant ? you were 6 years old . you had been rehearsing your song for weeks . j.r. : yeah . `` o little town of bethlehem . `` di : mm - hmm . you started to sing it . then you could n't even get halfway through because adam and i were playing tug of war with you in the middle . do you remember how much you missed your dad when i took you back to pigeon hollow ? j.r. : you should 've just told me to suck it up . di : oh , right . j.r. , right , tell a little boy to act like a man , even though his mom and dad are fighting like cats and dogs even long - distance . the one thing you always wanted was the one thing you never got -- the chance to love both your parents at the same time . it was always mom or dad , never mom and dad . i mean , god forbid you be allowed to love us both . you got hurt . man , what -- what babe and her mother did to you , there is no excuse for that , but handing out more hurt is n't going to help . it 's going to come right back around and hurt your son and teach him how to hurt others . now , adam would probably like that , but i -- i believe you have better dreams for your son . j.r. : you do n't even know . di : you think i do n't ? every single dream i ever dreamed for you i carry in my heart . di : adam and palmer -- they 're not going to change . but you can . so can tad , so can jamie , even babe . j.r. : you do n't even know what you 're asking me to do . di : i know what i 'm not asking . i do n't expect a miracle . all the anger and the hurt is n't just going to shrivel up and disappear . but if you want me to stay , j.r. , you got to give me something on faith here . you have to give me some hope for this family of ours . [ scene_break ] tad : be prepared to be amazed by the great martini , ok ? viola . now , i know you ca n't put this on , that you ca n't wear something like this in here . i just want you to know that from now on , this is waiting for a permanent home on your finger . and i realize this is n't the first time we 've been through this , you know , and it 's a lot to think about , but please promise me you will . do n't say no . just try to imagine what it would be like to be mrs. thaddeus j. martin . because until you tell me otherwise , i 'm planning a wedding . krystal : tad , i -- tad : i 'll be back . [ scene_break ] joe : jamie , i 'd like to run something by you . jamie : sure , grandpa . what 's up ? joe : well , i 'm going to have my hands full at the hospital . i mean , i 've still got my eyes out for a new cardiologist to replace hayward , and now with maria gone , i 'm going to have to spend more time on the floor and less behind my desk . jamie : just the way you like it . joe : yes , that 's true . but my paperwork seems to multiply like gerbils . i was hoping you might help me out there by managing it , you know , and maybe follow me on rounds . jamie : what , have you been channeling aunt phoebe ? me , summer job , hospital ? ruth : do you have a problem with that ? jamie : i do if it 's a setup . letting me get a whiff of what it 's like to be a doctor , making me want it so much that i ditch babe for med school . joe : jamie , i 've got nothing to do with phoebe 's plans , but i do know that you have a real interest in medicine . ruth : yes , what better place to work and learn ? jamie : well , if you want me to be an md , talk to j.r. my brother pulled the plug on that . and as far as ditching babe , that 's not going to happen , so do n't even try . opal : now , jamie , honey , you know , phoebs , bless her soul , knew exactly what she was talking about . ruth : opal , butt out . opal : no , i 'm just saying what everybody knows to be true . that little girl belongs in a cell next to her mama . now , it 's time for you to wise up and cut that little tramp loose . jamie : grandma , stop it , or you will not be happy . j.r. : excuse me . listen up , everyone . you are all -- all invited to little adam 's first chandler fourth of july picnic a memorial park , followed by fireworks . opal : well , in this crowd , that 's a given . di : oh , and , jamie , please tell tad he 's invited , and anyone who wants to tag along . adam : you can all go straight to hell . babe : i think you just worked a miracle . [ scene_break ] ethan : i know you 're a very devoted friend . greenlee 's very lucky to have you . simone : wow . i 've said that about myself . i 've never known a guy or anyone else who 's actually thought the best of me just like that . ethan : well , allow me to introduce myself . [ ethan and simone kiss ] [ scene_break ] kendall : no two people are better for each other than you guys . you finally found something with greenlee that you could never have found with me or anyone else . and i want to see you get back there , ryan . so does greenlee . this is what she lives for . ryan : i want it back , too , kendall . that 's why i take the dark stuff someplace else , because i 'm terrified of losing her . kendall : no , but , ryan , you 're not making it better , you 're making it worse . my god , watching that guy pounding on you and watching you pound him back ? seeing someone that i care about in so much pain ? i have n't -- i have n't ached for someone that way since -- since i told bianca that she lost miranda . now , if it hit me that hard , can you imagine what it did to greenlee ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : i used one of those ovulation kits , david . the timing is perfect right now . i know this is the answer . david : all right . all right , we 'll do this your way . greenlee : thank you , thank you . i love you . david : i love you , too . so you 're ready to do this , now ? greenlee : right now . let 's make a baby . [ scene_break ] j.r. : so you 're staying ? di : you gave me some hope . not a lot , but i 'm not greedy . j.r. : this holiday picnic is my limit . i 'm not giving any more . di : well , that 's just something else we 're going to have to see about . [ scene_break ] tad : ah , there he is . jamie : hey , dad . tad : the man of the hour . actually , my best man . congratulate me . your father 's getting married all over again . jamie : really ? tad : yeah . jamie : that 's awesome . what made dixie change her mind ? and when , because she just said that you two were n't happening . tad : she 's right . i 'm not marrying dixie , i 'm marrying krystal . jamie : have you lost your flipping mind ? [ scene_break ] babe : hey , mama . krystal : what are you doing back so soon ? babe : i could n't wait . i had to tell you about dixie . you wo n't even believe what she did . krystal : why do n't you try me ? babe : she got j.r. to play nice and invite all of us to the fourth of july picnic with little adam . and she was actually pretty nice to me . i mean , she was n't angry at me , and she would n't let j.r. go after me , either . and you know what , dixie -- she said that she wants us all to play nice for little adam 's sake , that we all need to be a family , so then that way my son does n't end up scarred and mean the way that j.r. is , and i really think that this picnic is the beginning of it , mama . she is going to make sure that j.r. plays fair , and i get more time with my son . krystal : baby doll ? she 's not dixie . [ scene_break ] ryan : you listen to me . i want you to pay attention . if greenlee still has the baby idea in her head , you have to get it out ! kendall : i 've already talked to greenlee , ryan . i 've already talked to her , ok ? listen to me , she knows how strongly you feel . she does . she 's not going to have a baby to make things worse . ok ? she 's not . ryan : ok . now i take back what i said . you are a good friend . ok ? you 're a good friend to me and to greenlee . i just hope that she keeps listening to you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : we did it . david : just relax . you need to stay still for at least an hour . greenlee : i know this sounds absurd and like total wishful thinking , but i can feel it , david . i 'm pregnant . i 'm going to have ryan 's baby . [ next_on ] j.r. ( to amanda , who tries to slap him ) : do n't be stupid . di ( to david ) : our deal ? it 's as dead as your beloved dixie . jamie ( to tad ) : admit it -- you will never love krystal the way you love dixie . babe ( to krystal ) : the truth is going to come out , but it 's coming out my way .
greenlee is convinced that david 's drugs will not help ryan . only having a baby will . david finally agrees to go along with her plan . ryan asks kendall what she knows about greenlee 's secret when he notices a fertility monitor in the fusion office . simone covers for greenlee by telling ryan that it is hers ' so that she can entrap ethan into marrying him . he does n't seem to buy that . ethan enters and overhears simone saying that . she explains to him what is going on . he reveals to her that he thinks she 's a really great friend to greenlee and that he 'd like to get to know her better and spend more time with her . kendall tells ryan that she 's worried about him but understands greenlee 's need to have a baby to save him . ryan tells kendall that having a baby will ruin him and he believes only she can talk greenlee out of this tragic mistake she 's going to make .
greenlee : good morning , ladies . are you ready for the biggest idea since -- oh , wait -- my last one ? babe : shoot . greenlee : a product line for babies . organic sunscreen , a natural inspect repellant . maybe make it water - resistant . di : yeah . we have some research on those products , but we were thinking for adults . greenlee : well , go find it . babe : it 's a really good idea , greenlee . greenlee : yeah , i was hanging out with ryan and spike after spike 's swim lesson , and it just hit me . that little boy 's skin is so soft . babe : once upon a time , you said that holding him felt too right . you think it 's a good idea that you get so close ? greenlee : do n't you have work to do , like , now ? babe : huh . anything you say . greenlee : so i hope my employees can work without my supervision . i have somewhere to be . di : yeah , do n't let us keep you . greenlee : ok , and i 'll need something on the sunscreen idea by the time i get back . good morning , annie . annie : morning . greenlee : you know , do n't forward my calls . this meeting is just way too important . babe : we 've got it covered . greenlee : i 'm sure you do . do n't know when i 'll be back . di : i do n't know how you do it . it takes a lot of patience and brass to put up with greenlee 's bs . babe : i mean , if i actually cared about her , maybe it would bother me . but outside of this place , she is not a part of my life . i 'm sorry , annie , i did n't -- di : we put our money on you . babe : if there 's anything we can do -- annie : you want to help me ? keep me from wringing greenlee 's neck . [ scene_break ] greenlee : coffee and breakfast ? i 'm a lucky girl . half - caf ? ryan : still double shot , skim milk ? greenlee : you 're the man . [ greenlee gasps ] greenlee : is that blueberry ? god , this family deal is fantastic . you do n't happen to have cereal in that pocket ? you want some ? ryan : i did n't come here just to have breakfast . greenlee : you want to talk about yesterday . things have to change . ryan : you 're right , they do . [ scene_break ] adam : i just need some more time . no , slater is not running chandler enterprises , the chandlers are . yes -- no , your investment is safe . you can get your money back . no , that 's not what my son and i told the board . we did not say it was a done deal . [ doorbell rings ] adam : we still have time to stop slater . would somebody get the damn door ? yeah , no , no -- you do not -- you do not call slater . you deal with me . deal with me . oh . good morning . zach : good morning , adam . you sleep well ? adam : very well , thank you . come on in . i take it you 're here to extend the deadline on our loan ? zach : why would i want to do that ? coffee ? adam : some other arrangement , then ? zach : no , i like the one we have . thanks . adam : yeah . can i get you anything else ? zach : i want what you want . adam : my money . zach : uh - uh -- easy transition . quick and painless for everyone . adam : why wo n't you give us some more time ? what is it you 're so afraid of , slater ? zach : hmm . i know what i forgot . kendall -- she sent these over . she wants to redecorate . what do you think ? light green ? what -- adam : damn it ! my son 's life was at stake . are you sure you want to take advantage of that ? zach : and to think that the two of you used to be on opposite sides . i hope junior 's grateful for your sacrifices . [ scene_break ] j.r. : did you see the pilot ? amanda : no . j.r. : you did n't call your buddy aidan again , did you ? amanda : shut up , j.r . he 's the one that helped us find this guy . j.r. : no , we would have found the pilot to seamus wong 's plane . amanda : before or after our 100 million was gone ? j.r. : `` our `` $ 100 million ? amanda : hey , 5 % is mine . j.r. : that is , if you do n't blow it . you got the plan straight ? amanda : yeah , yeah , you 're interviewing the pilot for a job . j.r. : and what are you doing ? amanda : i 'm doing what i 'm told . j.r. : i do not want aidan involved in this . now , if we can find seamus , we can beat slater 's price , and we get some of the money back . i do not want to blow my dad 's whole portfolio . amanda : you should have thought of that before you kidnapped yourself . j.r. : yeah . all right , cry , now . amanda : what are you smoking ? j.r. : look , if you want a cut of this $ 100 million , you better cry now . i mean , big , fat , huge tears , right now . come on , do it . do it . [ greenlee sobs on j.r. 's shoulder ] [ scene_break ] jack : how is ms. kane ? nurse : to be honest , i do n't know why she 's still here . jack : i have a couple of notions . may i see her ? nurse : of course . jack : thanks . erica : jack -- i 'm so glad you came back . jack : i will always remember you as beautiful as you are right now . erica : is something wrong ? jack : i just had an update from your nurse . erica : well , that nurse is not my nurse . she 's not my personal nurse . that nurse does n't know anything about my case . jack : erica , stop it , stop it . i know about your condition , the one you 're trying to hide from me . erica : i do n't know what you 're talking about . jack : it must be so terrible . i mean , the tests are inconclusive . the not knowing , the not having any idea -- i 'm so sorry , i -- i wish i could help you more . erica : well , no , you have . jack : no , i -- i have something i have to tell you . erica : ok , tell me . jack : the other night when you were supposed to come home to our home , and you did n't , i was very hurt , i was very angry . i found milla 's card in my pocket . i called her . and i was actually able to be open with her in a way i -- i never expected . erica : you called milla ? the lawyer ? jack : yes , yes , i did -- i 'm sorry , i have to be honest with you . erica : yes , well , i hope you will be . jack : of course , i will be . i mean , especially now , especially now , and i just want you to know that if your condition worsens -- if this gets really serious -- your children will know how much you love them . they will know how wonderful a mother and a person you are . erica : `` are `` ? jack , `` are `` ? i am not gone yet . jack : erica , you will always be in my heart . i will never forget you , no matter who i may marry after you 're gone . [ scene_break ] annie : so what are we working on ? babe : um -- there was this one idea -- di : it 's a sunscreen for babies . babe : we could do a whole line , and -- di : yeah . you know what ? because i know julia -- she slathers the stuff on kathy before they even think about going outside . you probably do the same for emma . babe : it 's true . i mean , it 's the number one product we use in the house . where 's my purse ? di : here we go . babe : ok . i mean , look , it 's -- it really is a growing market . di : babe ! babe : what ? di : i totally forgot to ask . how was the ged ? babe : i -- annie : oh . babe : feel good about it . annie : when do you find out ? babe : soon -- fingers crossed . di : oh , you do n't need luck . you 're plenty brilliant . annie : hey , this whole baby sunscreen thing -- di : mm - hmm ? annie : it was greenlee 's big idea , was n't it ? babe : she did happen to mention it . annie : so she cornered my husband and his son for business and pleasure . lucky her . lucky us . babe : this is n't what you want to hear , annie . annie : no , no , i 'm sorry . we 're at work . we 're here to work . so , is it going to be hypo - allergenic ? are we talking lotions , or -- or wipes , or -- you know what ? what would greenlee want ? [ scene_break ] ryan : i ca n't do this anymore . i ca n't keep hurting my wife . greenlee : i guess she was n't too happy to see me with you . ryan : no , not so much . greenlee : yeah , storming out was a pretty good indication . well , obviously , things need to change . ryan : they do . greenlee : mm - hmm . sorry . sorry , sorry , sorry . my bad . i know , we 're being serious . it 's just -- i keep picturing with you and -- and spike after the swim lesson . he 's so cute . ryan : yeah , he 's great -- greenlee : oh , my gosh -- and that little laugh -- you just -- you never get sick of it , do you ? ryan : no . no , you do n't , but -- greenlee : oh , oh , and -- and -- here . for you . i mean , not for you , for -- for spike . after i saw the look in his eyes when i gave him those boat shoes , i just -- ryan : ok , stop . greenlee , just stop . greenlee : oh , no , it 's nothing . ryan : no , i 'll give it to him , all right ? i just -- greenlee : just make sure he knows that they 're from his aunt greenlee . ryan : i will , i will . but i did n't come here to talk about annie and spike , i came here to talk about us . greenlee : is there an `` us `` i should know about ? ryan : you know what i mean , greenlee . greenlee : well , then , let 's talk about us . you first . ryan : i 'm sorry , but we ca n't be together anymore . [ scene_break ] babe : here is the latest market report . annie : great , thank you . babe : cool . di : mm - hmm . [ annie gasps ] annie : oh ! babe : oh , my god -- annie : god , that 's it ! i ca n't do this ! babe : no , it 's just coffee . do n't worry . annie : no , it 's -- today it 's just coffee , and tomorrow it 's a presentation i mess up . di : here , here . annie : i had a life before fusion , and i handled a lot worse than greenlee . get -- oh . di : here you go . annie : i ca n't do this anymore . you know what ? i ca n't . maybe i should just leave fusion . maybe this is n't good for me . di : hey , you 're not leaving . annie : well , what 's making me stay ? di : me . annie : oh . di : babe . you know , kendall , even . you know , a job that , that -- that you love , annie . you know what ? you just have to -- you have to draw the line and see if greenlee steps over it . babe : you 're not quitting . annie : ok . you 're right , i 'm not . but is it too much to ask for one day to be greenlee - free ? di : she 's not going anywhere , and neither are you . annie : it 's like those stories you hear when the tribes sacrifice something to the volcano . maybe i need to , you know , leave my job in order to save my marriage . di : you do n't have to give up anything . babe : volcano stories are just jokes , anyway . the volcano could still blow and scorch everyone . di : and lava 's everywhere , no matter how many goats or virgins you give up . annie : my marriage could burn , no matter what i do . [ scene_break ] greenlee : you 're breaking up with me ? your look -- hello ? it 's priceless . you need to be a couple to break up . we 're not a couple . ryan : no , we 're not -- greenlee : let me guess -- `` let 's just be friends . i 'll call you . it 's not you , it 's me . `` ryan : yeah , um , greenlee , you 're finding your way back in pine valley , and i want you to know that i want nothing more for you than happiness , but i ca n't be with you . we ca n't talk , we ca n't hang out -- nothing . greenlee : you 're still kidding , right ? ryan : look , you and kendall are getting along now and -- and it 's great , and i 'm glad . and she will include you in spike 's life , but it 's going to have to be without me . greenlee : how -- how -- how is that possible ? ryan : we 'll figure it out . greenlee : no , we ca n't do this without you . you 're the reason i wanted to have a baby . you 're the reason spike exists . you 're the reason i want to be in his life -- why kendall is letting me . ryan : this is the way that it has to be , greenlee . i ca n't be your friend , or anything else . greenlee : ok , well , you know what ? you 're in the middle of this whether you like it or not . because without you , it all falls apart . what , are you going to try and take it all away from me again ? [ scene_break ] adam : you 'd like to make some more money , would n't you ? zach : who would n't ? adam : you 're a smart man , a savvy businessman . [ zach chuckles ] zach : let me go get some boots out of my car so i can wade through this stuff . [ adam chuckles ] adam : how about double or nothing ? zach : well , sometimes that 's a good bet , but most of the time , the house takes all . adam : you extend the deadline , you enjoy a huge return on your investment . zach : ahem . what 'd you have in mind ? adam : say , a year . zach : no . adam : huh . not the risk taker i thought . zach : sorry i disappoint you . i 'll try harder next time . adam : hmm . zach : i did n't kidnap junior , and i did n't want him back . i have no use for your son . adam : hmm . i know you 'd love seeing him suffer . love that . you have every reason to hate j.r . but whatever he did to your wife , he was n't in his right mind . he was n't himself . it was n't personal . zach : was n't personal , huh ? adam : no . zach : not j.r. 's fault ? just like it 's not your fault that he turned out to be an entitled sociopath . no one 's fault at all . colby : dad ? [ door closes ] colby : hey , there are guys out in our front yard videotaping our cars . are we on a reality show or something ? zach : those are my men . they 're cataloguing your collateral . adam : is that really necessary ? colby : are you kidding ? you 're actually calling in this loan ? zach : that , i am . colby : how sick is that ? my brother just got kidnapped , and my dad had to make a deal . he was desperate . i mean , do n't you get it ? he was trying to keep our family together . he was trying to save his son . zach : honey , your father and i have a business arrangement . that 's all your daddy understands -- business . nothing personal , right , adam ? adam : hmm . [ scene_break ] j.r. : you got to excuse my cousin . she 's a little on the upset side lately . amanda : i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to get all sad eyes on you . pilot : i have to say , i was intrigued by your call , mr. chandler . i 'm always looking for new opportunities . j.r. : well , you come well recommended . pilot : i believe in discretion for all my clients . if this is a bad time , we can reschedule . amanda : no . j.r. : oh , no , no . no , thank you for coming . i can only imagine the wicked jet lag you have from traveling so much . pilot : it 's an occupational hazard . j.r. : yeah . where have you been recently ? pilot : well , i love southeast asia , and i was just there , and bora bora . j.r. : yeah . wow , wow . and these are , like , last - minute trips ? pilot : some yes , some no . amanda : do you take a co - pilot or anything ? pilot : that depends on the trip . j.r. : and are you available anytime ? pilot : as my schedule allows . j.r. : looks like you just got back from vacation . amanda : you have some really great color . pilot : working . j.r. : now , if i wanted to take my girlfriend , i mean , somewhere way off the map , where would i go this time of year ? what 's the best place ? pilot : what 's this really about ? amanda : it 's about the man i love . i just want him back . [ amanda continues to fake - sob ] [ scene_break ] erica : how did one date lead to your remarrying ? jack : oh , no , sweetheart -- sweetheart -- no , no , no , i did n't mean to imply that i would be remarrying anytime soon . no , no , no , i just -- i feel like i have to be honest with you , especially now , seeing you like this . you know ? i mean , i feel like i ca n't keep anything from you . erica : well , i would hope not . jack : oh -- i will wake up every morning , and i will miss you . i will look around the home we tried to create , and i will know that i could never fill the abyss that you have left behind . i will just somehow -- somehow try and figure out how to go on without you . erica : well , i 'm right here , jack . jack : but i ca n't do this . this , i ca n't do . i ca n't watch you go from this radiant , vibrant woman to what -- [ jack sighs ] jack : i ca n't do it , erica . i ca n't visit you anymore . i have to say good - bye . good - bye . erica : do n't do it , jack montgomery . do not walk out that door . [ scene_break ] babe : everyone needs a place to vent , to scream , pull their hair out . we wo n't tell . annie : you guys should n't have to listen to me . di : but we will . annie : ok . i hate her . i hate greenlee . [ babe chuckles ] di : all right , you know what , annie ? yeah , go ahead , freak out all you need to right now , because when greenlee gets here , you got to buck up , little soldier . you ca n't have any doubts around greenlee . babe : you 're a strong woman . you protected your daughter , did n't you ? annie : you have no idea . di : well , you 're still that same tough woman . you know ? and she would n't have quit fusion . she would n't have let greenlee have any piece of her . annie : you 're right . you 're right . i 'm not giving greenlee an inch . di : that 's what i 'm talking about . annie : but i am sick of talking . only action from here on out . i ca n't control ryan , only he can . babe : right . annie : but i can control me and my actions , and i will figure out a way to deal with greenlee . babe : i 've been in ryan 's position with -- with someone who wo n't give up . di : yeah , that 's not the best example , i do n't think . babe : actually , it is , because i was in an unhappy marriage , and i was selfish , and i made mistakes . but that 's not ryan . he loves you , and he 's committed , and he 's happy . you have nothing to worry about . annie : thank you , babe . the thing is , i 'm not worried about ryan cheating . i know he would n't break his vows . my problem is that greenlee is a part of his life that he has n't quite let go of yet . i mean , she 's a part of his -- his day . she 's a part of his world . babe : have you told him to walk away from greenlee ? annie : i ca n't . he 's not a child . and i wo n't treat him or our marriage like that . plus , if i have to make ryan give up greenlee , then it 's already too late . [ scene_break ] ryan : my wife and my kids are my top priority , if i have n't -- greenlee : you know , i heard that part , ryan . ryan : it 's just that i ca n't have anybody interfere with my family . greenlee : so , um -- how exactly am i a threat to your family ? ryan : you 're everywhere , greenlee . and it has to stop . greenlee : and what exactly constitutes a threat ? standing this close to you ? or this close ? do i have to bolt out the door if you come and visit annie at fusion ? if you call the office and i answer the phone ? `` hello , fusion , this is greenlee ? oh , ryan ? click . `` ryan : do n't be ridiculous . greenlee : well , i 'm just trying to figure out the rules here . i mean , is there a time limit on our innocent conversation , or has that been outlawed completely ? but here 's the big question , ryan . is this really about me being near you ? or is it about you being near me ? because if we pass each other on the street , and we do n't say a word , how are you going to stop yourself from looking at me the way that you do ? ryan : that 's enough , greenlee . greenlee : i 've seen it , ryan . i 've seen that look -- ever since i jumped on the back of your motorcycle . and annie has seen it , too . this is n't about me , ryan . this is about you . this is about you and how you still want me . ryan : do n't -- do n't make me say it , greenlee . do n't make me hurt you . greenlee : you 've already done that . ryan : i just -- i do n't want this to be any harder for you . greenlee : harder for me or harder for you ? ryan : ok , i 'll say it one more time , greenlee . i do n't want you . and i do n't want to marry you , i do n't want to date you . and if i have to choose between a friendship with you and -- and my marriage , i choose my wife . greenlee : look , annie just does n't trust you yet , so -- ryan : no -- no , no , no . this is n't about trust . greenlee : so then , um , all that talk about family -- guess it really did n't include me after all . ryan : hey , i came here out of respect for our past and -- and what i owe you . it 's just that we ca n't -- we ca n't be together , we ca n't talk . greenlee : this is so -- this is so over - the - top . did i throw myself on you ? did -- did i rip off my clothes and seduce you ? did -- did i tie you to a bed ? am i kissing you ? no . no , no , no . ryan : greenlee , we 're done . we 're done . greenlee : i lost my husband . i did n't know i was going to have to say good - bye to my friend , too . [ scene_break ] annie : yeah , we are glad to have greenlee back , too . ok , i 'll tell her you called . babe : maybe you should take an hour . di : yeah . you know what , go -- go find ryan , deal with what 's happened . annie : i love him , i do . and i know he loves me . babe : then you 're going to figure it out . just do n't push him away . annie : am i maybe making too much of this ? i mean , maybe it 's that whole newlywed territorial thing . maybe i just need to relax , right ? di : right , yeah , exactly . ryan loves you . babe : yes . greenlee is his past and you are his future . di : once -- once greenlee gets rejected , you know she 's going to lay off . her ego ca n't handle it . annie : yeah . maybe greenlee will back off , if she does n't get a new reason to hang on . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] amanda : i wanted a prenup and he did n't , and he left me . j.r. : and i think that she 's better off without him . amanda : look , the real deal is we were both jerks , and i do n't care about a stupid prenup , ok ? i just want him back . pilot : i 've only flown a couple of solo men in the last two weeks . j.r. : was one of them asian ? pilot : i thought you did n't like the guy . amanda : uh -- he just wants me to be happy . singer : i would wait on you pilot : are you testing my discretion ? j.r. : all right , you know what ? let 's just -- amanda : look , i could really use a refill . do you want anything ? singer : with a kiss amanda : look , i 'm really sorry about my cousin . i 'm not trying to trick anyone . singer : how could you throw it all away ? amanda : have you ever missed someone ? have you ever gotten lonely ? god , i get so lonely . pilot : that 's a shame . amanda : it is , is n't it ? pilot : i tell you what -- when you get over the ex , you give me a call . other than that , i never discuss clients -- ever . j.r. : what do you know about zach slater ? pilot : hey , your cousin already tried . she failed . j.r. : you know , you 're hot when you lie ? amanda : oh . singer : i forgot those words that pass this way aidan : do you have any kind of idea what game you 're playing ? singer : tell the truth [ scene_break ] erica : i have no tolerance for games , jack , and you know that , and i was not on my deathbed and we both know that . jack : i had no idea . erica : i had a case of exhaustion . i never said that i was dying . jack : no , no , no -- no more tricks . no more games , ok ? no more of this nonsense . i will not be strung along -- i want you to tell me if you want me or not , and i want you to do it right now or i 'm walking right out that door . erica : oh , cut it out . will you please stop the grandstanding ? you did n't let me finish . it 's a silly question -- because of course , i want you . anybody can see that , with or without the cameras . the real question is , what are you going to do about it ? [ scene_break ] [ door closes ] j.r. : what 's with the car out front ? colby : you really want my prom dress and my family photos ? zach : leave the girl 's stuff alone . come on , webster . j.r. : what is this all about ? adam : the bank of slater is taking inventory . zach : hi , junior . j.r. : colby , take your stuff up to your room and stay there . colby : i 'm not going anywhere . adam : sweetheart , please . please . i do n't want you to see this . colby : i love you , dad . j.r. : i got a lead on that ransom , but i got to handle it alone . adam : whatever you need . j.r. : buy me some time . that 's what i need . adam : yeah . zach : you know , maybe it was a little damp in that basement . but your father and i understand something that you obviously do n't -- ransom money is very rarely recovered , so you need to calm down and just accept reality . j.r. : reality ? what do you know about reality ? adam : it was worth every dime to get you home . zach : see ? that 's what i 'm talking about . give yourself a break . no one 's blaming you for losing the chandler fortune . why would they ? [ scene_break ] erica : if you want to leave , go ahead . you said you wanted to hear it . you heard it from me . i said i love you , and i want you . still , you 're going to walk away . jack : you put this in motion . erica : well , i hope you remember this . when you look back on this moment , i hope that it keeps you warm in our bed -- the moment you won , the moment you broke me , because it will never happen again . how proud you must be , how -- how happy this must make you . [ instead of leaving , jack locks the door ] jack : you 're not broken . you 're erica kane . you ca n't be broken , you ca n't be tamed or trained . and i pity the fool that would even try . you do n't back down from anybody , you do n't take orders from anybody . that fire is why i fell in love with you , that fight . that 's why i never stopped . it 's you , erica . you won . you always do . [ erica laughs and kisses jack ] [ scene_break ] greenlee : i -- i thought after that night at our -- at yours and annie 's place , after you invited me into your family , i -- i thought things were better . ryan : some were . some not . greenlee : well , kendall and i are almost there . i held your baby . i held him . ryan : i know . and i 'm glad . but you and me are n't working . greenlee : but remember when kendall asked you to cut me out of your life and -- and you would n't do it ? ryan : this is my decision , greenlee . this is mine , and i would really appreciate it if you left annie out of it . greenlee : ok . ok . annie and i are done . ryan : thank you . greenlee : so , uh , what -- what do we say now ? `` good - bye `` ? um -- `` have a nice life `` ? why does this feel like forever ? ryan : we were close . we just ca n't be close anymore , that 's it . greenlee : yeah , that 's it , that 's it . i have to go . [ scene_break ] annie : i got your text . what are you doing down here ? it 's not even open yet . ryan : i just wanted to talk about last night -- you know , about everything that we said . annie : maybe we should . ryan : i know we kind of got lost a little bit this morning getting emma ready and out of the house , but i think it 's important . i think we have to deal with it . annie ? are you listening ? annie : two cups of coffee , lipstick . you were greenlee 's big , important meeting . oh . that 's why she was looking at me like she knew something i did n't -- because she was right . [ scene_break ] [ surf crashes as greenlee sits on the beach ] greenlee : i took the risk , leo . one , two , three -- jump . and i crashed . bit it bigtime . so now what should i do ? with you , i had no choice , but -- well , now , i have a choice . i ca n't do this again . oh , where is fate when you need her ? if i lose ryan , i lose everything , and i ca n't -- not now , not ever . [ scene_break ] [ shutter clicks on the nurse 's cell phone as she takes a picture of jack and erica kissing through the window blinds ] jack : whew . [ jack stops kissing erica long enough to go close the blinds ] erica : was this your plan all along ? all this talk about remarrying ? jack : was it your plan to lay in that bed , make me worry about losing you ? erica : oh , do n't talk to me anymore . just make love to me , jack . jack : oh , my god -- how much did i miss you ? erica : technically , you came to me . jack : shut up and kiss me . [ scene_break ] aidan : you 're not after this seamus guy for some coin . amanda : why does it matter ? aidan : the fact that j.r. is involved should be more than enough reason for you to run . amanda : i know what i 'm doing . back off . aidan : back off ? trust me , you do n't want me to back off , amanda . listen , either this seamus wong guy sold your coin , or he 's come into some serious bank . because he 's paid his mum 's mortgage off in full , plus all of his student loans . so it looks like your man has found something to do with his money . [ after aidan walks away , amanda mumbles to herself ] amanda : it 's not his money . [ scene_break ] [ in the chandler mansion 's living room , zach looks at his watch then turns to adam and j.r . ] zach : welcome to my new home . [ next_on ] jack ( to erica ) : we found our way back to each other , and now you 're telling me the show must go on ? greenlee ( to josh and kendall ) : have you ever met two people more perfect for each other ? tad ( to j.r. ) : tell me you did n't fake your own kidnapping . zach ( to adam ) : you think you can win your company back in a card game ? adam ( to zach ) : man enough to take me on ?
greenlee arrives at fusion to let the other women know about her new product line which includes an organic product line for children . annie is not at all happy that she has to work with greenlee . adam is on the phone with an associate trying to find the ransom money . zach arrives to take over the mansion . adam tries desperately to get zach to extend the deadline . j.r. reminds amanda that she can not reveal to aidan why she is seeking seamus . jackson plays a trick on erica to make her reveal to him that her hospitalization is just a joke . this trick results in erica revealing her true feelings for jackson . they kiss and it leads to passion for the two . ryan meets greenlee for breakfast and lets her know that they can no longer even be friends . greenlee accuses him of turning on her and she leaves in a huff . annie arrives and notices the two cups of coffee and a muffin and concludes that ryan met with greenlee . annie walks out on ryan . the deadline arrives and the ransom has n't been recovered . zach takes possession of the chandler mansion .
david : my love hurts . it twists , takes . i pushed you away . i made amanda 's life a living hell . this baby 's death is my punishment . krystal : god does n't kill babies to punish fathers . david : then why am i forever burying my children ? krystal : no , no , no . do n't -- do n't do this to yourself . david : i am sorry , krystal , for everything i 've put you through . [ scene_break ] jake : i really do n't know how much longer we can keep this up . liza : well , it 's not like we can stop now . jake : no , because you made that choice for us , did n't you ? did n't you ? colby , what did i say ? please do n't come down ... oh , hi . hi . it 's amanda . liza : ohh ! jake : oh , oh , ok , breathe , breathe . ok , fine . now you really should go up -- upstairs . amanda : is she ok with the baby ? jake : she 's well . she 's having some complications is what 's happening . and i 'm working her through it , but she just wants me here right now , and she does n't want anybody else . liza : jake ... jake : yes ? please , please , amanda , please . amanda : should she be at the hospital ? why did you bring her here ? jake : because the baby 's coming fast and her water broke , and she 's already eight centimeters dilated , and i did n't think she should have birth in a car . yes , ok . keep -- keep breathing . i -- i just brought her home , because i have a bag here that i keep with emergency medical supplies and sterile instruments and sutures and everything . but , you know , just because i always need them , and i do n't know when i 'm going to need them , and just let me get back to her , please . amanda : ok , well , liza , hang in there , ok ? the paramedics are on their way . colby called them . jake : oh , that 's good . colby called the paramedics . that 's fantastic , liza . liza : ohh ... jake : ok , all right . liza : they called the paramedics . what the hell are we going to do ? jake : one thing at a time , one thing at a time . liza : oh , what is that ? jake : this is just my laundry bag of things that i had stashed away . i 've got sheets , and i 've got some fake blood from the gag shop and some spritz . there you go . liza : that 's great . that 's really great , but we 're missing one very important cast member here . where the hell is tad with the baby ? [ scene_break ] officer : may i see your license , registration , and insurance , please ? tad : uh , yep . yes , sir . officer : you know why i pulled you over , sir ? tad : animal magnetism ? officer : you swerved across the yellow line back there , mr. martin . may i ask if you 've been drinking tonight ? tad : uh , no -- no . i could use one right about now , that 's for sure . officer : is that your baby ? tad : oh , yeah , yeah . that 's my guy . that 's my little guy , the old tiny sausage . officer : may i ask you to step out of the car , please ? tad : well , if it 's all the same to you , officer , i really think i should , you know -- officer : out of the car , please . tad : i 'm not kidding . i mean , it 's really kind of -- officer : out of the car now . tad : yeah . [ door opening ] [ scene_break ] adam : annie ? ryan : annie , do n't . [ gun firing ] ryan : are you ok ? is everybody all right ? erica : call the police . annie : no , no , it was an accident . adam : what the hell are you doing , breaking into my house like this ? erica : adam , annie was holding a gun on you . annie : no , i found the gun before adam came in . it slipped out of my hands when you startled me . adam , please do n't let them call the police . adam : you have no right barging in here like this . what -- what are you lurking around my house for ? erica : we were saving you from being killed by this crazy person . ok , look , you wo n't call the police . i will . ryan : no , no , no , no . erica : what ? ryan : no police . [ scene_break ] officer : all right , i want you to keep your head still and follow my finger . tad : [ laughs ] oh , no , you do n't . i 've got three doctors in my family . i know what comes next . tad : look , you know , officer stroupe , the reason i went over the line , i just -- i was n't paying attention , ok ? the kid 's colicky and the only thing that calms him down is just driving around in circles . that 's exactly what i was doing , just driving around -- officer : all right , all right . it 'll be just a minute while i wait for a dispatch to run through your info . [ phone ringing ] tad : ok , terrific . officer : you need to get that ? tad : uh -- no , no . it 's just probably the ball and chain wondering where i am , you know ? nag , nag , nag . ca n't live with 'em , ca n't get 'em to put on fishnets half the time . officer : are n't you being a little hard on the woman who just gave birth to your kid ? tad : well , yeah , but then again , i 'm an insensitive jerk . just ask her . dispatch voice : no wants or warrants on tad martin . officer : all right , i 'm going to give you a warning this time . drive more carefully . tad : yes , sir . officer : especially when you 've got a kid in your car . tad : thank you , officer . [ scene_break ] jake : tad , pick up . pick up , man . where are you ? look , if you get this , just be careful . the house is full of people . tad : perfect . listen , how quiet can you be ? [ baby fussing ] tad : yeah , that 's what i thought . [ scene_break ] marissa : i come out here for a little spiritual time with the sister i never knew and find you kissing the man you swore you were done with . david : all right , marissa , you do n't understand . marissa : no , i do n't . and i certainly do n't want to hear it from you . you lie too easily . so what about all those warnings you gave me ? how you had finally escaped from his twisted world , and i should n't make the same mistake getting pulled into it ? krystal : nobody 's pulling me back into anything . marissa : that was n't exactly a handshake i walked in on . krystal : no , it was n't . it was two people who have been through a lot together , trying to take away some of the pain . we 've brought the baby 's ashes here . buried david and amanda 's son here , next to babe . [ scene_break ] colby : finally you 're here . pete : they 're downstairs . she 's in labor . amanda : there 's a doctor with her , but he said there 's complications . pete : it 's locked . jake ! jake , the paramedics are here . amanda : jake ? open the door . pete : jake , can you hear me ? jake : just a minute . liza : what are we going to do ? jake : let me think . colby : jake ? mom ? jake : all right . [ yelling ] hold on a second . liza : make it fast . [ yelling ] ohh ... jake : [ whispering ] tad . tad : greetings , fellow innocents -- jake : yes , yes . tad : careful . really , really , careful . jake : yes , yes . [ tad hands jake the baby through the basement window ] [ scene_break ] emt : dr. martin ? colby : mom ? why did jake lock the door ? amanda : he said your mom did n't want anyone down there . colby : that does n't include these guys . break it down . pete : me ? colby : anyone , break it down . pete : stand back . amanda : wait ! listen . [ baby crying ] [ scene_break ] liza : [ whispering ] oh , jake , oh . jake : [ whispering ] ok . liza : oh -- hi , hi . oh , my god . oh , amanda 's little boy . jake : it 's your little boy now . liza : i know , i know . [ scene_break ] erica : ryan , annie was holding a gun on adam . she 's dangerous . she belongs back behind bars . ryan : no , erica , i think it was a misunderstanding , i believe , and the gun just -- just went off by accident . adam : it 's none of your business , either one of you , so just get out of my house . erica : adam , i know what i saw . annie was holding you at gunpoint in the very same room where your brother stuart was just murdered . adam : out ! erica : adam , why are you doing this ? why are you letting her get away with this ? adam : now -- out ! or i 'll pull out my little security panic button and have both of you physically removed . ryan : ok , adam , well , regardless of your feelings about annie , i would put this someplace safe if i were you . come on , i think we should go . annie : oh , god . it almost happened again . i swear . it 's not the way erica said . it 's just , i -- i found the gun in the drawer . and i did n't mean to hold it like that on you . i was just thinking . adam : what were you thinking about ? annie : i do n't know , i was lost for a moment . adam : annie , when i first saw you , you were staring at something . you were staring at the place stuart was shot . annie : was i ? adam : yes . annie , is there anything you want to tell me ? [ scene_break ] erica : ok , ryan , i ca n't believe that you 'd let annie get away with it . i mean , surely you ca n't believe that her holding the gun on adam like that was an accident or coincidence ? ryan : no , i do n't . i was watching her , and i just saw that look in her eye when you mentioned stuart . erica : do you think that annie would have killed adam if we had n't walked in like that ? ryan : i do n't know . i do n't know what she would have done . i really do n't . it does n't make any sense that she would kill adam now , not after he 's gone out on such a limb to help her . erica : then what do you think was going on in there tonight ? ryan : maybe it had more to do with the past than the present . i think there 's a very strong chance that annie is the one that killed stuart . [ scene_break ] marissa : i 'm sorry . what the two of you do is none of my business . i just -- it just caught me off guard to find you here , i guess . and i 'm sorry about your baby . david : thank you . j.r. : what are all you doing here ? krystal : we came to bury the baby 's ashes here next to babe . we 'd like to think that babe will watch over him . i hope you do n't have a problem with that . j.r. : no . i do n't have a problem . surprised to see you here . were you part of the ceremony ? marissa : no , all i wanted was some time by myself . j.r. : is everything ok ? marissa : yeah , yeah , this is just -- i just was n't expecting a crowd here , i guess . david : what 's going on between you two ? marissa : what are you talking about ? david : please do n't tell me you gotten involved with this drunken train wreck . [ scene_break ] jake : all right , a healthy baby boy . [ everyone sighing ] jake : mom 's fine . she 's great . colby : thank god . mom ? jake : no , your mom is , uh -- cleaning up . she does n't want to -- she just needs a moment with the baby , that 's what she said . i found some sheets and stuff in a sort of laundry bag , but i could use some towels . so maybe you , petey , you know , if you 'd be so kind -- pete : yeah , sure . jake : thanks , appreciate it . and guys , thank you very much . i 'm really glad that you finally showed up , but everything 's under control now . emt : that 's great , doc . we still need to check the mom and baby over , though . jake : yeah , no , i got it . it 's under control . tad : hey , what is it ? is it liza ? the baby ? jake : yeah , they 're good . they 're both fine . emt : i 'm afraid we 'll still have to examine them both , doc . if we do n't , we 'll get our heads handed to us on a -- jake : i hear you . tad : [ groaning ] god . amanda : tad , what is it ? tad : i just have a pain . i 'm just having -- having trouble breathing . oh , god . jake : ok , ok . tad : oh , man . jake : let me see . tad : is that you ? jake ? jake : yes . yeah , his pulse is weak . yep , going to have to get him to the er . get him there . pete : what 's going on ? amanda : tad 's having some kind of an attack . tad : i do n't have to go to the er . jake : yes , you do . tad : no , i do n't . jake : he has to go to the er . pete : i 'll go with him to the hospital . jake : no , that 's ok , that 's all right , thank you . i -- i 've got a feeling he 'll be fine . [ scene_break ] j.r. : why are you acting like you have some sort of say in what she does with her life ? david : the way you 're defending her only confirms my suspicion . there 's something going on between you two . marissa , do n't do it . all he wants to do is turn you into babe and then he 'll break your heart . then he 'll destroy you just like he did to babe . j.r. : shut up . david : i 'm not going to lose another child to you , junior . you 've taken enough of my blood . marissa : lose me ? who do you think you are ? i 'm not yours to lose in the first place . krystal : david . j.r. : what and turn her into babe ? i 'm not the sick jerk that dressed amanda up like babe in order to torture me . david : because you 're a pathetic drunk . marissa : stop it . j.r. : oh , this coming from the drunk who almost killed krystal in a dui . marissa : stop it , both of you . j.r. is not a drunk , ok ? there 's a difference between a drunk and a recovering alcoholic . he understands his problem . he 's trying to fix it . david : mm . marissa : what can you say about yourself ? david : well , i see this has gotten serious . marissa : oh , yeah , yeah , real serious . my god , i 've even kissed him . before you know it , we 'll be running away and getting married . maybe give you another baby to drag into court . krystal : all right , all right . look , david , this is not doing anybody any good , and i need to get back to jenny , so could you just please take me home ? marissa : you and i should talk . j.r. : i 'm sorry . he just has a way of getting under my skin . marissa : yeah , me , too , in case you did n't notice . but i did n't mean david . you and i were having such a nice time on the boardwalk . and you just up and left . j.r. : when i kissed you , i was thinking of babe . [ scene_break ] ryan : the way that she looked when you mentioned stuart , it was like she was remembering something , like she was re - living it , and it was the same look that she had in her eye when she talked about the night she killed her brother . erica : if she did do it , then why did n't she just take emma and run that night ? why did she pretend to rescue adam by taking him up to the attic , away from some unknown killer ? ryan : maybe when she realized it was stuart that she murdered , maybe it snapped her back into reality , and self - preservation kicked in , you know ? like she used rescuing adam to cover up what she did , pretend to help him and get the spotlight off her and put it onto kendall . erica : and she will continue to play adam for all she can . ryan : i do n't know why he 's falling for it , but he is . erica : look , adam has been a little off for a while . ryan : and he would n't help stuart 's killer , obviously , so he clearly thinks that she 's innocent . erica : well , i think he 's going to continue to help her , just blindly help her . get her exonerated for his brother 's murder , for her brother 's murder , for stabbing me . and when she 's ready , i think she 'll kill adam as easily as she killed stuart . [ scene_break ] annie : what are you saying ? adam : you tell me . before lavery blew through those doors , i came in here . i saw you standing with this gun in your hand , staring at the spot where my brother died . annie : ok , you know what ? stop this . stop this right now . this is crazy talk . i saved you that night . i saved your life . i -- i took you up to the attic to take care of you . i gave you cpr . why would i do that if i wanted you dead ? adam : i do n't know . i have no idea . annie : i did n't shoot stuart . i did n't . adam : i 'm not saying that you did . i 'm just saying that you were staring right at the place where he died , and i remember . i -- i remember that -- that -- damn ! damn , those drugs of hayward 's . annie : listen , listen . you remember waking up , do n't you ? adam : yes , yes , in the attic . annie : yes , exactly , so you remember that i saved your life . i saved your life . why would i -- if i wanted to kill you , i would have done it then and there . adam : yes , i suppose so . it 's this damn room . every time i come in here , i think about my brother . i should have it burned down or bricked up or torn apart . annie : adam , i 'm so sorry . i wish there were something i could do to take away the pain . [ scene_break ] jake : ok , tad bought us a little time . liza : jake , he 's so beautiful . he 's just perfect . jake : yes , he is . he 's perfect . ok . all the blankets and sheets in here . leave that one out for effect . here , a binky in case you need it . all right , what else ? i need to get some formulas and bottles and some diapers and , uh , this thing -- i 've got to -- we do n't need this thing anymore . that 's good . ok , all right . colby 's getting a little anxious up there , so , uh -- liza : it 's all right , it 's time for her to meet her little brother . i 'm just going to swaddle him up nice and tight , so she does n't see he 's a little big for a newborn . do n't you worry . everything 's going to be just perfect . jake : amanda 's up there , and she 's -- you know , she 's going to want to see the baby as well . liza : no , if she looks into his eyes , she will recognize him . jake : yeah , i do n't know what to do about that . liza : well , i do . you have to stop her . [ scene_break ] j.r. : for a moment when we were there by the water -- you know , little a was playing in the sand , the sky was behind you ... i saw babe in your eyes . and i wanted to know what it was like to kiss her , one last time . it was stupid . because you 're not babe , and it was n't fair to do that to you . so , look , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . it was a selfish thing to do . and it was an ugly thing to do . marissa : look , do n't be so hard on yourself . i 'm her twin sister . it 's not so weird to imagine something like that . it 's just -- i mean , i guess i just hoped that you kissed me because you wanted to kiss me . not because i was babe 's sister . [ scene_break ] tad : would you guys please -- slow down , ok ? i 'm fine , seriously . pete : angie ! tad 's having a heart attack ! tad : i 'm not having a heart attack . would you knock it off ? angie : let 's get him in a cubicle . tad : if i was having a heart attack , could i do this ? huh ? angie : look , stop it . stop it , tad . listen , get him hooked up to an ecg and draw some blood . hurry up , let 's go . pete : how does he do that ? taylor : what 's wrong with tad ? pete : heart attack . [ scene_break ] colby : i was so worried about you . liza : i know . i was , too , for a moment there . thank god for jake . colby : i -- i wish you 'd have let me be here to help you . liza : oh , baby , i know . please understand . i was -- i was just -- just panicked there for a moment . only one i could really deal with was jake . but the most important thing now is that you 're going to be there in the future to help raise this little guy . he 's going to need his big sister . colby : i like the sound of that . can i hold him ? liza : yeah . [ baby cooing ] colby : he 's so beautiful . [ liza laughing ] colby : oh , have you thought of a name ? liza : i 'm going to call him stuart . [ scene_break ] amanda : so should we call another ambulance for liza and the baby ? jake : no , no , no , no , no , no . she 's -- it 's fine . amanda : so it worked out ? no problems at all ? jake : well , it was a little rough there , but she 's good . she 's -- she was great . amanda : and -- and the baby ? healthy boy ? jake : yeah . amanda : i 'd really like to see him . jake : do you think that 's a good idea ? i do n't think that 's the best idea . do you ? amanda : you 're probably right . [ stuart crying ] amanda : is it going to be like this every single time that i hear a baby crying ? i 'm going to walk down the street , see one on television -- am i always going to have this empty feeling inside ? jake : it 's going to be ok . i promise you . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell ringing ] ryan : what is it ? aidan : i 've been listening . i heard everything that went down between you and erica , and since then . after you left , adam confronted annie about what she 's doing . he 's suspicious , all right ? he has his doubts . ryan : good , we 'll use that . aidan : now , ryan , i do n't understand , all right ? why did n't you call his bluff ? why did n't you get the cops in there ? annie was holding a gun . it went off . they would have revoked her bail , sent her back to oak haven . why did n't you get jesse over there tonight ? ryan : because , aidan , adam would never have let that happen , ok ? and erica and i would have spent the night in jail just for being there . besides , i 'm hoping annie makes a much bigger mistake . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell ringing ] adam : oh . i thought i got rid of you . what do you want ? erica : to talk to an old friend . adam : oh . your buddy lavery did n't come along ? he figures he 's done enough breaking and entering for one night ? erica : i 'm alone , adam . and , please , i really would like to talk to you . adam : well , i 'm afraid that 's not possible . you see , you have stated your position extremely clearly . erica : annie is dangerous . adam : no , no , she 's not . quite the contrary . she 's extremely grateful . erica : annie 's grateful to you . you 're grateful to her . you tell me , adam , just exactly what is `` grateful `` a euphemism for these days ? adam : you must be going out of your mind . i 'm here in this house with this attractive woman who just ca n't stop telling me how grateful she is for everything i 've done . erica : adam , please -- please , can you park your ego for just a moment ? this really has nothing to do with jealousy . adam : really ? then why are you sniffing around , spying on me ? erica : adam , no one can understand why you 're doing what you 're doing . how in the world you could throw your own son and your little grandson out in favor of a woman who could slit your throat while you sleep ? adam : you really just do n't get me , do you ? i have you completely baffled . erica : well , yes , you do . [ adam chuckling ] adam : yes . well , maybe that 's why i 'm doing this . or maybe it 's just none of your damn business and why do n't you go home and leave me alone ? erica : ok , adam , you know something ? annie is playing you for a fool . she killed your brother stuart . and when she 's ready , she 's going to kill you . [ scene_break ] [ stuart crying ] krystal : you 've got to let go of your anger toward j.r. and if you keep on butting into marissa 's life , you 're going to push everybody away , and make yourself even more miserable . amanda : hey . krystal : hey . have you heard from liza ? amanda : liza -- liza had the baby here in the basement . [ stuart crying ] krystal : is everything ok ? amanda : liza and the baby are fine . david : that ca n't be easy for you , having to listen to that . amanda : it 's killing me . krystal : oh , honey , i 'm so sorry . [ stuart crying ] [ scene_break ] j.r. : i miss you so much right now . god , i 'd give anything to have you back . sometimes it 's like i can actually see you . i can see those beautiful eyes . i can feel your smile . but would you ? be smiling ? after everything i 've done since i lost you ? first there was that whole mess with amanda . i tricked myself into believing that i actually had real feelings for her . and now this ... you should have been able to meet marissa . she should have been able to meet you . i love you so much . i do n't think i 'll ever be able to feel that kind of love ever again . not even close . would you even let me try ? [ babe places her hand on j.r. 's cheek , then disappears ] [ scene_break ] jake : what 's going on ? krystal : amanda is having a hard time listening to the baby cry . amanda : i 'm -- i 'm fine . any word on tad ? jake : no -- hmm , no , not yet . krystal : tad ? what -- what 's wrong with tad ? amanda : he might have had a heart attack . krystal : what ? jake : gah -- ah , no . he 's fine , i 'm sure . just the paramedics took him down to the hospital as a precaution . krystal : i 'm going to go down there . jake : you do n't need to do that . krystal : no . i -- i -- i need to go . david : all right , come on . i 'll take you . krystal : thank you . jake : all right , suit yourself . krystal : excuse me . jake : sure . [ basement door closing ] jake : amanda 's coming down ! amanda : no , jake , it 's ok . i ca n't -- i ca n't go through life breaking down at the sight of every baby that i see . jake : ok . amanda : hey , how are you holding up ? liza : a little tired . amanda : so do you mind if i see the little guy ? [ stuart fussing ] liza : oh . yeah . amanda : wow , he 's really beautiful . liza , congratulations . [ scene_break ] angie : everything seems ok . no changes in ecg . blood gases within normal limits . triglycerides are a bit high , but nothing to indicate why you 'd be having chest pains . tad : i do n't know . probably sympathetic labor pains . having to listen to liza give birth . angie : i kind of doubt it . heartburn makes more sense . i want you to get your butt back in here , though , if they come back . tad : yes , ma'am . pete : so how bad is it ? tad : wait ' till i get you home . my insurance company is going to be really ticked off . other than that , i 'm just peachy . angie : he 's absolutely fine . nothing to worry about . no heart attack . pete : oh , thank god . i 'm going to go call the house . angie : you be good . tad : love you . angie : love you , too . tad : what are you doing here ? did somebody call you when they wheeled me in ? taylor : no , no . i came with brot . he just needed to grab something . tad : oh . taylor : i gave him back the ring . tad : i 'm sorry . taylor : no , do n't be . it 's for the best . it really is . i 'm glad you did n't have a heart attack . tad : you 're glad i did n't have a heart attack ? no , it was just probably something i ate . you know , speaking of which , it 's a strange request . i mean , it 's really a bummer . you seem like you could use some cheering up . i was wondering if i 'd be a complete vulture if i asked you out to dinner . [ scene_break ] [ adam puts the gun in his coat pocket instead of the desk drawer ] annie : i was on my way to bed , but i wanted to see you first . adam : everything all right ? annie : yes , better than all right . instead of being in some cramped cell , i 'm in this beautiful house , in a spectacular bedroom all my own , with delicious food to eat and beautiful things to wear . i do n't think you know how much it means to me to have someone believe in me again . adam : i 'm glad you 're happy . [ noise clattering ] annie : what was that ? adam : oh , nothing , nothing . probably just a small animal . annie : well , anyway , i just -- i do n't know how i 'm ever going to be able to repay you . [ annie giggles as she hugs and kisses adam while erica lurks on the terrace ] [ scene_break ] aidan : i never thought i 'd be comparing notes on annie over a couple of beers with you . ryan : we both want the same thing , right ? aidan : i know . to keep emma safe . ryan : so what if annie killed stuart ? aidan : are you saying that because you believe it ? or because you think it could get kendall off the hook ? ryan : ok , first of all , kendall is innocent . she did not kill stuart . aidan : evidence is piling up against her . ryan : second of all , i 'm not protecting kendall out of love , ok ? i 'm not trying to get her off for a crime that she may have committed . i sincerely believe she did not do this . aidan : would you have any proof that annie did ? ryan : you were n't there , aidan . i mean , yeah , you were listening , right ? but you did n't see that look in her eyes . i mean , you know the look , though . whenever annie is lying about something and the stakes are life and death . you 've seen it . [ bottle slamming down ] [ bottle cap rattling ] ryan : look , if you going to fight me on this -- aidan : i 'm not . ever since stuart was killed , i thought it was annie . and it 's up to us to prove it .
after burying his son 's ashes next to babe , david cries on krystal 's shoulder about his miserable life , then they kiss . marissa does n't know what to make of her parents ' new closeness and rails at them with j.r. 's help . sensing a closeness between them , david screams at marissa not to get involved with a drunk like j.r. , because he 'll destroy her like he did babe . when marissa defends j.r. , krystal stops the arguing by asking david to take her home . j.r. explains that when he kissed marissa , he was thinking of his dead wife . once alone at her gravesite , j.r. sees babe and thinks he 'll never feel that kind of love again . in the martin basement , jake continues to help liza `` give birth `` while keeping everyone away , but amanda goes down to tell them the paramedics are on their way . jake uses fake blood and other supplies to make it look as though liza has just given birth , then they impatiently wait for tad to bring the baby . an officer stops tad for swerving on the road and questions him about the baby , then lets him off with a warning to be more careful . jake calls his brother and warns him that the house is full of people , so tad gets the infant in through the basement window . jake then gently places amanda 's baby in liza 's arms , saying he is now her little boy . liza decides to name him stuart and asks colby to help her raise him . when the emts arrive , tad feigns chest pains so they will take him to the hospital instead of liza . after getting checked out , he asks taylor for a dinner date . back at the martin house , amanda is not having an easy time hearing the baby cry . krystal comforts her then rushes to the hospital with david to check on tad . although jake tries to discourage her from visiting liza , amanda goes downstairs and looks at her son sleeping in liza 's arms . liza breathes a sigh of relief when amanda congratulates her .
jackson : [ on the phone ] god only knows what 's in this box , but palmer 's instructions were very specific . i was n't even so much as to look at the will before the reading . krystal : if erica can carry that box through a plane crash and the hills of west virginia without taking a peek , i think you can wait a few more minutes . jackson : you 're absolutely right . all right , listen , you . i 'll see you soon ? krystal : bye , jackson . jackson : bye . palmer , palmer , palmer . you always did have to have the last word . [ scene_break ] [ erica dreaming that she hugs caleb ] caleb : hello , dorothy . erica : caleb . [ gasps ] bianca : good morning . erica : good morning . how long have you been here ? bianca : let 's talk about caleb and why you 're whispering his name in your sleep . [ scene_break ] scott : this ca n't be good . annie : what is it ? scott : from jackson montgomery . i 've been summoned to the reading of palmer 's will . annie : oh . ok , well , maybe that 's not a bad thing . scott : no . no , unless he wrote something about the nanotech project i stole from him . why else would he request that i be at the reading ? annie : well , you two were close at the end . maybe he left you some cuff links . ok , or worst case scenario , if he does mention the nanotech project , you cover . you say that palmer was delusional at the end . scott : it wo n't work , annie . if that project is in his will , i lose everything . annie : no . that wo n't happen because i will be there to back you up . [ scene_break ] j.r. : we want those contracts signed by today or the deal 's off . sorry about that . could n't wait . marissa : your uncle palmer 's will reading is today . you said you 'd focus on family . no business . no distractions . remember ? j.r. : from now on , just family today . i promise . it 's crazy -- how time changes everything . palmer cortlandt and adam chandler were two mega forces in this town . now uncle palmer 's gone . my father 's off living the easy life with brooke . uncle stuart 's dead . my mother 's gone . the cooneys will be all but forgotten . all the battles and the power and the drama -- just something -- legends of the past . marissa : well , maybe it 's good to have all those battles be in the past . from what i 've heard , the chandlers and the cortlandts did a lot of damage to each other . j.r. : those battles made my father . he created this company . it 's who we are . [ scene_break ] krystal : you look lovely . opal : oh . well . palmer always liked me in white . what do you think ? hat or no hat ? krystal : um -- no hat . opal : all right . i just want to look my best for him today . krystal : you do . opal : so strange -- i was just dreaming about him all night long . i kept hearing his voice just as loud and clear as if he was standing right next to the bed . krystal : what did he say ? opal : he said , `` i 'm coming back . `` [ scene_break ] bianca : so this caleb guy -- you were dreaming about him . what 's up with that ? erica : oh , more like a nightmare . i mean , no electricity , no running water , no heat except for a fireplace , and i had to chop the wood . bianca : you chopped wood ? you mean like kindling ? twigs ? erica : no , i mean , like , big tree - trunk - sized logs . bianca : i 'm trying to picture it . erica : well , when you get that image , would you please picture me chic and sporty and clean ? bianca : ha . there 's the mother i know and love . ha . erica : well , i mean , just because i do n't like to rough it does n't mean that i ca n't . i even hauled water from the river , and i actually had to fight to sleep on the couch . bianca : so this caleb guy , he made you fight for your rescue . i want to hear more about him . erica : you know , i really want to focus on the present , honey . i mean , i 'm being released today . i get to go back to my real life . bianca : are you changing the subject ? erica : of course not . caleb was just one of those grumpy loner types . he thinks he 's right about everything and everybody else is wrong . bianca : that must have been interesting . erica : just arrogant . the pounding on his chest all the time , judging everybody else -- as if it takes courage to running away from real life . i mean , nothing to respect there . bianca : so -- that was it ? erica : yeah . that was it . all ready . bianca : yeah , i have a flight back to paris after palmer 's will is read . erica : well , i certainly know how much you -- you miss your two beautiful , little girls and -- and reese . bianca : that loose tooth of miranda 's -- i think i might have a date with the tooth fairy . but if there was a wedding in the immediate future -- have you set a date ? erica : oh , well , jack , i mean , jack is so impatient . he 'd get married today if we could . bianca : and you ? erica : coming back to the mess at fusion and after what david and greenlee did -- i feel like i need a moment or two just to decompress a bit . bianca : well , now that david 's confessed to setting you up for embezzlement , you can relax . the hard part 's over . erica : i can relax and enjoy every moment of the engagement . [ scene_break ] caleb : `` this to inform you -- that your refusal of erica kane 's offer to compensate you for the loss of your home absolves ms. kane of any and all responsibility insofar as the damage to your house , property , and personal effects are concerned . sincerely , jackson montgomery . `` blah , blah , blah . you 're absolved , ms. kane . [ crumbles paper and throws it into his fireplace ] [ scene_break ] krystal : i do n't want to intrude . i just thought jack might be here . erica : uh , no , jack already at the club . we 're on our way over there now . krystal : um , would you mind letting us have a word ? bianca : i 'll -- i 'll bring the car around to the front . erica : ok . krystal : thank you . [ sighs ] erica : well , what 's this about ? krystal : well , first of all , you 're looking well . erica : thank you . i 'm feeling even better . krystal : good . i was , um -- i was with jack when he went searching for you . erica : i know you were . how could i forget ? krystal : yeah , well , i mean , before we found you -- jack and i spent a lot of time in those woods . he had that ring with him the whole time . he was so afraid . as afraid as he was for you , he would n't give up until you heard his proposal to become his wife . erica : and i did hear it , and i will become his wife . so if there 's nothing else -- krystal : we were in the middle of nowhere . we did n't know if we would ever find you . but jack 's love for you is just so -- so pure and so bright that i really believe that it led us to you . [ sighs ] he is putting his whole heart on the line for you . erica : and my heart 's on the line for him . i hope you 're not presuming to know my fiancé better than i do . krystal : no . no , of course not . erica : because no one 's closer to jack than i am . no one understands him better than i do . and our life together , our future will be perfect . krystal : i 'm glad to hear that . i really am , because i mean , i would really hate for you to go through with this wedding if you 're not 100 % . i really do n't think jack could take losing you again . erica : well , jack 's not going to lose me . because i have never been so sure of anything in my life . look , just so we 're clear -- you may straighten jack 's files and straighten jack 's books , but i tie his ties . and whatever happens outside that office is really none of your business . [ scene_break ] j.r. : what do you wear to a will reading , anyway ? marissa : i do n't know . definitely not this . i 'll be right back . j.r. : do you want me to get one of the maids to move your stuff into our room ? you said you were ready . marissa : yeah , i 'll get to it . j.r. : all right . where are you going ? annie : the reading of palmer 's will . marissa : you 're invited ? scott : no . i was . j.r. : so you 're taking a date to a will reading ? annie : i 'm going for moral support . too much ? marissa : definitely . annie : then it 's perfect . marissa : i 'll be right back . j.r. : why were you invited to uncle palmer 's will reading ? annie : scott spent a lot of time with palmer before he died . j.r. : why were you meeting with him at all ? was it business ? annie : do you know palmer had become delusional ? j.r. : well , you 're the expert on that . but how would you know ? annie : scott told me . is n't that right , scott ? scott : palmer was n't always on top of his game . j.r. : that 's funny , because jake was his physician and he never mentioned it . annie : anyone can seem with it when they 're talking about the weather . when it came to business , palmer kind of started not making sense . it was really sad , was n't it ? yeah . but scott 's such a nice person , he wanted to , you know , spend time with him . is n't that correct ? you softie . scott : it 's in the past . annie : yes . that 's right . i know , you 're so nice you do n't like talking ill will about the dead . j.r. : but you do . [ cell phone rings ] scott : it 's the office . pardon me . yeah , jerry , hi . where are we on the nanotech release ? j.r. : you do n't belong at the will reading . annie : do n't worry . i wo n't slap you again , at least not in public . j.r. : you got a pass on that . so let 's forget it . annie : what are you gon na do -- try to slap me back ? or try to kiss me again ? j.r. : what happened in the park was a mistake . it 's not gon na happen again . i was thinking about a friend of mine who died , how he 's never gon na see his son . and that hit me hard . annie : and you came to me . you reached out to me like a real person . j.r. : and that 's never gon na happen again , either . [ scene_break ] opal : [ sighs ] i just wish petey could 've gotten here after all , but -- i did n't expect to be the first . is the family coming ? jackson : well , palmer wrote letters to a lot of them , you know -- daisy , nina , bobby , michael , ross , laney -- with bequests . and like petey 's , they 've already gotten to those folks . now , this reading of palmer 's will here , this was specifically for the good people of pine valley . opal : i can feel his mischief already . jackson : i think you 're probably right . opal : oh ! oh -- krystal : sorry . sorry . oh , i did n't mean to scare you . opal : that 's all right . krystal : uh , the thing that i checked on is -- is all good . jackson : oh , good . good , good . i was afraid the thing would n't be ready . opal : what thing ? what would n't be ready on time ? what are you talking about ? jackson : go ahead . please . krystal : uh , well , i did n't want to say anything until i was sure that it was done , but -- well , palmer was such a force in this town that jackson and i decided to honor him . we had a memorial commissioned . opal : of -- of palmer ? krystal : yeah . opal : of palmer . [ scene_break ] annie : maybe this was n't such a good idea . scott : what happened to all that moral support you were gon na give me ? annie : you still have it . but maybe it 's better if i gave you moral support from a distance . i 'm not exactly everybody 's favorite party crasher . and i do n't want to make things worse for you . scott : yeah . ok . ok . ah , i 'll tell you what -- you wait here . i 'll go check with jackson and if it 's ok with him , i 'll text you , and you can join me , ok ? mwah . annie : that 's why i love you so much . you have a solution for everything . scott : yeah . annie : hey . everything 's going to work out just fine . [ kiss ] annie : [ sighs ] i know you 're supposed to tiptoe around the dead and be respectful and all , so i 'm gon na say this as nicely as can . you better not have done something to screw things up for scott . marissa : talking to yourself ? that 's not a good sign , especially for you with your history . [ scene_break ] j.r. : tell me this means you got smart and left annie at home . scott : nope . she 's on her way . j.r. : you 're making a mistake . scott : leave annie alone , will ya ? j.r. : i mean chandler enterprises . scott : ca n't this wait ? j.r : i just spoke to our accounting people . apparently , you 're investing every cent of chandler money into that nanotech project . what if you 're wrong , scott ? what if it 's not viable ? scott : it 's going to revolutionize the way people live . j.r. : and if it does n't ? scott : ok . i appreciate your input , but as majority shareholder , i am quite comfortable with the decisions i have made , so i suggest you shut up and get onboard . j.r. : while you tank the family company . scott : you know the nanotech project is gold , and the only reason you 're against it is because it 's my idea . j.r. : that revolutionary heart valve was your idea , too . but it nearly killed kendall 's son . so i have plenty of reasons to worry what surprise disaster is about to hit when you 're involved . [ scene_break ] annie : what are you doing here ? marissa : what do you think i 'm doing here ? i just dropped a.j . off at a play date . annie : how is he doing ? bee stings can be nasty . marissa : you know about that ? annie : i was with j.r. when you called . oh , there goes your mind , spinning the worst possible conclusion . you have to stop being so paranoid . i am not trying to steal your husband . marissa : oh , no , you 're too busy using scott . annie : i 'm not using scott . marissa : what , you love him like you loved adam ? who could n't wait to dump you for brooke . and and look , here you are . you 're still playing the lady of the house , inviting yourself to a private event that no one wants you at . annie : scott wants me there , and that 's good enough for me . marissa : the way you lead me on , hanging all over him , pretending like you even give a damn . annie : i do give a damn . marissa : you are so transparent , you know that ? you want money , status , a nice house , so you just jump into the next available bed . you do n't really care who it is , if it 's j.r. or adam or scott , as long as it gets you what you want , right ? annie : you ca n't stand the fact that men want me , can you ? annie : you throw yourself at them . annie : is that what you 've convinced yourself ? i hate to be the one to break it to you , but j.r . came on to me . j.r. kissed me . he started it . marissa : yeah , to show his father the kind of woman that you really are . annie : and then what ? then he just got carried away ? no . it is so much easier for you to put the hate on me , but really , you 're just not being honest with yourself . when the reality is the real person to blame for j.r. sleeping with me is you . if you were n't such a boring little mouse , j.r. never would 've had sex with me . i can understand why you feel threatened . pink flannel wife or hot , sexy , and exciting ? marissa : what is so exciting about you ? the way you lie and cheat ? is it sexy to be with a woman who murders , or who kidnaps her own child ? yeah , sex with a crazy person might be kind of fun , but in the end , that 's all it is -- sex . just ask adam . he left you for a better woman the first chance he got , and scott 's gon na do the exact same thing as soon as he realizes that you 'll just bring him down . annie : that wo n't happen . and do n't underestimate sex . people can talk about wanting to marry their best friend . well , what if that best friend is n't good in the sack , there is no chance at wedded bliss . i should know -- it happened with adam . the second he stopped sleeping with me , i knew we were done . marissa : oh , so you slept with my husband to save your marriage ? annie : and you 're not sleeping with him to save yours . tell me , how is that working out for you ? marissa : stay out of our marriage . annie : you are the one who is playing games here . what you 're doing to j.r. -- withholding sex from him until he can prove something to you ? prove that he 's a loyal , faithful , obedient husband ? prove that he is worthy of you , worthy of your extra - special pink flannel love . he is not a dog . he is a man . he 's a sexy , passionate , amazing man . so you know what ? continue carpooling to all of your play dates , but you will never be a match for him . [ cell phone ringing ] annie : oh , look at that . i 've been invited to the reading . excuse me . marissa : oh , another one of your lies ? annie : really , marissa , get a life . marissa : let me see it . annie : get off me ! marissa : i want to read it . annie : get off my -- oh ! oh ! [ palmer 's plaque falls and breaks ] marissa : [ gasps ] look what you 've done . annie : me ? you started this . marissa : oh , my god . we 've got ta fix this . annie : oh , my god , we have to get out of here before somebody sees us . marissa : oh , that is so you . the man died . what have you got ? glue ? gum ? annie : it 's hopeless . marissa : we ca n't just leave it like that . annie : fine . uh -- oh . oh . nail glue . no , i 'll do it . [ scene_break ] j.r. : that you 're in control of a company the size of chandler enterprises with no previous business experience is laughable . scott : you were born to it , so you 're the better choice ? j.r. : yes . scott : except you messed up so many times . not just the company but your marriage , your father 's marriage . j.r. : maybe i 've made mistakes , but -- you 're still making them . scott : the nanotech project is n't a mistake . j.r : but annie sure the hell is . bianca : i 'm gon na go say hi to j.r. and scott . erica : ok . or send them to their corners . j.r. : you need to get rid of annie . scott : why do n't you focus on what 's left of your marriage ? bianca : i did n't expect to see you here . scott : mwah . good to see you . j.r. : you 're not the only one . [ scene_break ] krystal : listen , about what i said earlier -- erica : incredibly presumptuous , completely out of line , but you made me think . what were you doing up on that mountain with jack at all ? krystal : helping him . erica : comforting him ? krystal : as a friend . erica : you 've been alone a long time , krystal . made a mess of your marriage to tad . david . it 's only natural that -- you 'd reach out . you 're lonely . you 'd reach out even to a man who is in love with someone else . krystal : jackson and i are strictly friends . erica : well , of course , you are . you 're his employee . and you 're not his type . [ scene_break ] marissa : since you 're here , try not to embarrass scott . annie : i have just as much of a right to be here as you do j.r. : hi . scott : something we ought to know about ? annie : absolutely not . marissa : no , it 's just annie being annie . annie : what 's that supposed to mean ? j.r. : i think it 's pretty obvious . [ scene_break ] erica : i just do n't know how you find the time to serve up all those grits and get so involved in jack 's business . krystal : trust me , i can serve up more than just grits , erica . erica : well , remind me not to ask you about your specials next time i 'm in . [ scene_break ] bianca : this is palmer 's day . j.r. : exactly . so let 's clear everyone out of here who did n't mean anything to him . scott : get off annie 's case . marissa : get off j.r. 's case . [ violin playing ] jackson : ahem . folks , take a seat and we 'll get started . opal : oh , i ca n't believe it . that old coot even organized the music . this was one of palmer 's favorites . always brought a smile to his face . [ scene_break ] j.r. : so everything ok ? marissa : yeah . i 'm fine . scott : now you want to tell me what happened ? hmm ? annie : let 's just say marissa has an evil side . the quiet ones always do . [ scene_break ] jackson : thank you all for honoring palmer 's memory by being present at the reading of -- presumably , his last will and testament . per his request , this newest version of the will will be read now for the very first time . if i could have that box , please . in palmer 's words . `` welcome to my swan song . i 'm sure you want to get back to being at each other 's throats , but for now the floor is mine . i know each and every one of you in this room -- your strengths , your weaknesses , your secrets . i may be gone , but you 'll feel my presence for years to come , because i plan to bring big change to pine valley and to each one of your lives . `` those residing outside of pine valley will be receiving private letters from me regarding their inheritances . to my son peter , i leave my lasting love and faith and pride and a trust to fund his dreams . to my dear , cherished opal . yes , woman , i 'm talking about you . `` those are -- those are palmer 's words , not mine . opal : keep reading . keep reading . jackson : `` i did n't always make your life easy , but hopefully the money i 've left you will make the rest of your days far easier . i found a sign a while back from the glamorama , which i 've arranged to have delivered to you . `` do n't forget your roots . `` [ laughter ] jackson : `` you made me realize the importance of honoring those roots . and my last wishes will continue to do so because even though i spent most of my life avoiding the past , it 's remembering where we 've come from that gives us strength . `` oh , uh -- palmer wanted you to have this as well . opal : oh , my . [ reading a note ] opal : i was right . he wanted me back . women : aww . opal : he was gon na propose again , that old rascal . [ erica and opal laugh ] opal : oh , my goodness . i ca n't believe it . i ca n't believe it . my engagement ring . erica : oh , is n't that incredible ? opal : we had a terrible fight the last fight . i -- i took it off , i threw it in here . guess you really were mine , huh ? and i really am yours . ahh ! [ hugs erica ] jackson : `` to my darling bianca , i was proud to help launch your sister kendall 's business . i was just as proud to be a part of the lives of her children and yours . that 's why i leave you the puppets -- from the puppet shows i put on for miranda . so that your children and their children will always remember their uncle palmer . and so you 'll always remember that through our children , we see the best of ourselves . whatever wealth i made -- and lost -- and made again , my children are my real treasure , the legacy that matters most . `` palmer -- left this for you . bianca : he says even though you 're erica kane , you 're my mother first . and i should never forget that you need me -- even though you 'll never admit it . maybe i rushed it a bit about flying back home today . maybe i should make it a round trip and bring the girls over for a visit . erica : you would do that ? bianca : how would you like someone to help plan your wedding ? erica : oh -- i think palmer would like that . so would i . jackson : `` i hope the next generation of chandlers and cortlandts will be wiser than in my day . our feuds and never - ending hostility left nothing but destruction in their wake . i hope that in some small way , the actions i 've taken will help make that change happen . to j.r. , my beloved dixie 's son , you 've had scant communication from me over the years due to the animosity between your father and myself , yet never did that enmity lessen my affection for my beloved niece -- your mother dixie . when financial reversals befell your father years ago , leaving chandler enterprises in ruins , despite the bad blood between us , i agreed to finance the chandler recovery with one requirement : dixie was to be given a few shares of the company . when told of this , your precious mother refused to accept them . i actually forgot about their existence . i 'm sure your father has by now , too . i am turning the shares over to you to do as you see fit . never forget -- whatever chandler is in you , there 's cooney as well . `` here you go , j.r . j.r. : thank you . jackson : uh - huh . j.r. : well , are n't you gon na congratulate me ? we 're 50/50 partners . thank you , uncle palmer . [ looking skyward ] thank you . jackson : here you go . j.r. : thank you . jackson : you 're welcome . j.r. : if you do n't mind , i 'd like to read this alone . marissa : of course . jackson : palmer mentioned you as well , scott . `` two chandlers named in my will . who would have predicted that ? scott chandler , you should never hold on to what does n't belong to you . i did it too many times in my life , and it always led to trouble , even ruin . i 've also learned it 's never too late to return what 's been taken . `` scott : i 'd like to say something . annie : let jack finish . jackson : `` i bought a picture your father painted of a creek in pigeon hollow . i 'd look at it every day and be reminded of home , where i came from . it 's yours now , scott . maybe you 've never been to pigeon hollow , but , as stuart 's son , the best of pigeon hollow is in you . i never had much use for chandlers , but stuart was a man of integrity and heart . he took you in as a child and raised you to be a man as good and kind and noble as he was . [ scene_break ] j.r. : `` dear nephew , i trust you will rely on your heart as well as your head to use your chandler shares wisely , to be a far better man than your father . you 're at a crossroads , j.r . choose your next steps wisely . these keys belong to a beach cottage your mother loved . i hope you 'll use this cottage as she did -- to get away when you feel like you 're losing touch with what really matters . your uncle , palmer cortlandt . `` [ scene_break ] scott : is that -- gum ? opal : yeah . annie : i -- scott : i do n't wan na know , do i ? annie : i have to use the ladies room . excuse me . [ scene_break ] erica : palmer was such a powerful man . i mean , anyone who got in his way bled . but the truth is , nothing meant more to palmer than family . that 's something we very , very much have in common . and now that i am a free woman , there 's nothing i would love more than to look forward to my new life . jackson : mm . you 're talking about the one where we 're married ? erica : oh , jack . i just -- i ca n't wait . let 's just get married just as soon as we possibly can . ok ? [ scene_break ] j.r. : what do you want ? annie : i lost a lipstick . thought i might 've dropped it here . so -- you read the letter ? j.r. : yeah . annie : anything interesting ? j.r. : does n't concern you . annie : ooh . what 's this for ? i know , i know , it does n't concern me . j.r. : it 's to a beach cottage my mother loved . annie : palmer left it for you ? j.r. : yeah . figured it would be a great place for me to escape : when i needed to be alone . annie : then why are there two keys ? j.r. : hey . i was just about to head home . what do you say we hang out with a.j . ? we 'll go pick him up . marissa : jackson has n't finished reading the will yet . j.r. : i 'd rather spend more time with you . tell you what else palmer left me . marissa : i ca n't wait to hear . j.r. : and do n't feel like you have to rush home -- [ scene_break ] [ annie remembers kissing j.r. in the park ] scott : annie . annie : hey . scott : hey , sweetie . annie : ohh . i am so sorry . this is terrible . j.r. getting those shares ? you two being equal partners ? i mean , it 's bad enough that you have to deal with him at home , but now you have to battle it out with him in the board room ? scott : it 's all right . annie : you 're ok with this ? scott : yeah . yeah , actually , i am . i do n't know -- maybe it 's a sign . annie : what kind of sign ? scott : palmer leaving those shares to j.r. , and my father 's painting to me . telling me how much i remind him of my father . maybe it 's all going to be ok now . the nanotech project . i can do it right now . i can build the business the way it should be built , without guilt , without looking over my shoulder . annie : if j.r. is your partner , you will always be looking over your shoulder . scott : yeah , but i can deal , as long as i have you by my side . [ scene_break ] jackson : `` my fortune has had its ups and downs in recent years , but cortlandt electronics -- and all its subsidiaries -- is still a force . i may be gone , but it 's my hope that cortlandt electronics continues to make its mark on the world . that 's why i 'm entrusting cortlandt electronics to the two people who most embody the spirit that breathed life into my dreams and my company . the first is a woman who grew up in pine valley and made herself a household name around the world -- erica kane . the woman is my kindred spirit in so many ways , there 's no one i 'd rather have at the helm . but since she has many other business interests and wo n't be able to devote herself completely to the company , i leave full ownership of cortlandt electronics to the one remaining member of my family , whom i trust completely , my nephew caleb cooney . `` caleb : get out of my way ! i told you i 've got an invitation to this thing . you touch me again , you 're gon na lose your hand . erica : caleb ? caleb : dorothy ? you 've got to be kidding me . you 've got to be kidding me .
jack is on the phone with krystal making sure that everything will go as planned for the reading of palmer 's will . at the hospital , erica dreams of caleb then awakens to find bianca sitting by her bed . bianca asks erica why she was whispering caleb 's name in her sleep . at the chandler mansion , scott reads a letter that palmer 's will is being read today . annie worries what the will will say . j.r .. and marissa meet for breakfast and discuss the reading of palmer 's will . at tad 's home , krystal notices how nice opal looks in her white dress that she wearing to the reading of palmer 's will . erica finds bianca 's plane ticket and realizes that bianca is going home . caleb receives a letter from jack telling him that erica is no longer liable for the damage to his home . krystal goes to the hospital to let erica know how much jack loves her , because she 's worried that erica is not into the relationship 100 % . erica resents krystal 's interference . j.r. and marissa arrive home to find out that annie is going to the reading of palmer 's will . krystal meets with jack and opal at the yacht club . krystal lets opal know about the memorial to palmer that she and jack prepared just for this occasion . outside , marissa and annie have a confrontation about j.r. and how marissa will not sleep with him until he proves he 's worthy of her . while fighting over the cell phone , marissa and annie knock the palmer 's memorial plaque to the ground and break it . marissa and annie repair it with chewing gum and nail glue .
greenlee : that was nice -- too nice to waste . ryan : what are you doing ? greenlee : i 'm gon na call randi . she can handle fusion . i want to spend the rest of the day with you . ryan : hold on . greenlee : oh , yeah , i 'm planning on holding onto something all day . are you ok with that ? ryan : no , actually , i 'm not . [ scene_break ] tad : and there she is . good morning , my hot habañero . when i was upstairs , i had a flash of inspiration . what do you say -- it 's your only day off this week -- we take a nice long walk down by the lake in the park ? we could take a picnic lunch , commune with nature . and while we 're there , we could always do a little skinny dipping , traumatize some squirrels . cara : what ? tad : exactly . what ? what 's with the face ? what happened ? cara : here . tad : i do n't get it . everything was going so great . why would griffin do something like this ? cara : we -- thank you -- always knew he was gon na leave pine valley . i just -- tad : i know . i 'm sorry . god , i 'm so sorry . i know he 's -- cara : he 's family . tad : i 'm family , too . i 'm not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] kendall : i ca n't let you go -- until you give me your e - mail address in chile . griffin : it 's called the world wide web . you can use my e - mail address . kendall : right . right ! right . of course . great . griffin : but i want more than just the occasional e - mail . i want you to keep me posted on your medical condition . ok ? kendall : ok . i can do that . griffin : and i want to hear about how the new miranda center 's coming along . and i want to be updated on my sister . and i want pictures of your boys and of you . kendall : yes , and i would love the same . i 'd like some pictures , too . griffin : you 'll have to settle for an e - mail . i do n't have a camera . kendall : what ? no , we ca n't have that . actually , you know what ? take mine . take mine . just -- griffin : kendall . kendall : no ! it 's ok . griffin : i ca n't do that . kendall : it 's all right . i have copies of everything that 's on here , ok ? i want you to have it . let me show you how it works . it 's really easy . it 's easy ! it is . let me show you . all right . all you do -- first , you got to turn it on . that would help . and then you just point -- here , get close -- and then -- check it out , like that -- and then press . ooh . that 's -- ha ha ! griffin : yeah . real nice . kendall : you like that ? how long are we gon na dance around it ? one of us has to figure out how to really say good - bye . griffin : i 'm no good at saying good - byes . kendall : you are n't , like , good at saying hello either . griffin : yes ! yeah . [ phone rings ] [ phone stops ringing ] kendall : ok . so where were we ? griffin : um , i think you were going to -- ha ha ha ! kendall : yeah , take our picture . yes . ok . i think it 's on . yes . ooh . no . ok , ok . all right . here we go . get in close . ok , here we go . see ? hmm ! pretty easy , huh ? just point and shoot . griffin : got it . kendall : ok , so just take the camera . take it ! griffin : ok . thank you . kendall : you 've meant a lot to me , coming into my life when you did , when i needed someone . griffin : you 've been a real experience . kendall : good - bye , griff . griffin : bye . thank you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i thought we were finally getting to a good place . ryan : we are . but you know what ? we have been very distracted lately , right , and it 's time to get back on track . you 've got a lot of work to do at fusion , and i 've got a lot of work to do tracking down david and figuring all that out . greenlee : but i thought we were doing that together . ryan : do you have a lot of work to do at fusion or do n't you ? greenlee : you know i do . ryan : ok ! so you got to do what you got to do , and i 'm gon na do what i have to do . ok ? ok ? and do n't worry , because by the end of the day , this is all gon na make perfect sense . ok ? no . [ scene_break ] tad : i do n't want to oversimplify anything , and i 'm not saying there 's a bright side , but if griffin chose to leave town , it 's not because he had to . he 's no longer a wanted man . he 's clear of all the charges . [ phone rings ] tad : he 's not stuck there on the other side of the world . yeah . hi , ryan . what 's up ? ryan : i need you , tad , like , now . tad : no , it 's not a very good time . i 'm sorry . i 'm just gon na have to call you back when i -- ryan : look , i hate to pressure you , i really do , but my life 's a little bit on the line right now . so just come over . ok ? tad : yeah . all right . ok . fine . i 'll be right there . i 'm so sorry . i got to go . something 's wrong with ryan . he says his life 's on the line . cara : oh . what 's going on ? tad : i do n't know , but i 'm gon na find out . i have to . cara : this does n't sound good . you should call jesse . tad : no . i 'll be fine . i promise . it 's nice to know that you care . cara : be careful . [ scene_break ] randi : hey . i was just texting you . we 've got a problem : madison . she 's late , and she 's not returning any of my messages . greenlee : oh , great . randi : she left our place before i even woke up . i hope nothing happened to her . greenlee : you know something ? we do n't need any more drama around here . i think it 's time we found a replacement . i 'm gon na make a phone call . madison : sorry i 'm late ! greenlee : i think we need to talk . madison : in a minute , ok ? when you hear why i 'm late and what i 've been doing , you 're gon na give me a raise ! what ? [ scene_break ] tad : whatever the hell hayward is up to , we 're gon na find our way around it . ryan : yeah , but -- tad : no buts , ok ? i 'm serious . in the past when he was going after dixie , when he was going after krystal , he had all the cards . it 's not the case now , ok ? my life is better than it 's been in years . he messes with you , he messes with me , and i 'm up for a fight . so what is it ? i sincerely hope that 's not necessary . ryan : oh , i think it is . absolutely . tad : a butterfly ? ryan : yeah . it 's kind of a thing between greenlee and me . it 's an antique , so we got something old . all i need now is something new , borrowed , and blue . i want you to marry greenlee and me -- today . tad : a wedding ? a wedding ? that 's your big emergency ? that 's what 's got your life on the line ? ryan : yes , it is my life -- my life with greenlee . come on , tad , we should be married by now . we should be . you know that , and you married jake and amanda , right ? tad : yeah . so ? ryan : and you still got to have that license . it 's still valid , right ? tad : of course , it is , but it 's greenlee . we 're talking about greenlee . you think she 's gon na want a wedding like that ? ryan : actually , she does n't really know about it yet . tad : perfect . ryan : hey , i just came up with the idea ! you know , and -- yeah . ok , so we 've had a lot of ups and downs . but i know without a doubt that she is the woman that i want to spend the rest of my life with , so why are we waiting ? life is short . we got to do this . we got to grab all the happiness we can while we can . am i right ? tad : yeah . that sounds good . no argument from me about that . ok . fine . ryan : so are you in ? tad : yeah , of course , i 'm in . just do n't expect me to bake a cake or arrange flowers . ryan : not a bad idea , but , no . you just marry us , and i 'll take care of the rest , ok ? in the meantime , you can just sort of figure out what you 're gon na say about us . make me sound good . i got stuff to do . tad : i have to write ? ryan : yeah . i 'll be back . tad : thaddeus , thaddeus , thaddeus . how the hell do you get yourself wrapped up in all this ? tad 's voice : i 'll be proud to call you my wife . i promise to honor and cherish and protect it . cara : tad , you are sweet . you are kind . i can honestly say i thank god for you , and i promise you i will every day . [ scene_break ] tad 's voice : i give you this ring as a symbol of my vow . with all that i am and all that i have , i honor you in the name of god . [ scene_break ] greenlee : is this some sort of caffeine high ? too many energy drinks ? randi : madison , you 've been working way too hard . greenlee : the mother - and - baby line is starting to move . madison : i know , i know . i know , and even though that line was my idea , i need to leave that now and move on . greenlee : is this some kind of escape ? madison : no . no escape . i owe it to my daughter to be the kind of woman that she 'd be proud of . that 's why i 'm trying to come up with something new . greenlee : ok . then let 's hear some of your ideas . madison : i have n't found just `` it `` quite yet , but i will . i know i will . it 's right there . it 's just right out of reach . you think i 'm kidding myself , do n't you ? greenlee : no , that 's not it at all . madison : i can see it written all over your faces , you and randi , both of you sitting there thinking , `` she 's never gon na come up with something new . she 's all smoke and no fire . `` go ahead , greenlee , say it : `` same old madison . `` greenlee : i only have one thing to say to you , madison -- shut up . [ scene_break ] cara 's voice : i know it has n't been easy , and , still , you 've been there for me and you stood by me . i will always remember this . griffin : you 're an angel . cara : you 're the angel . no ! it always drove me crazy when you would destroy them ! stop it ! griffin : why do you think i 'm still doing it ? cara : ha ha ha ! there you have it . you were the fun part of my childhood . griffin : you got dealt a lousy hand -- always sick , in and out of hospitals . i just did what i could to make up for it . [ scene_break ] ryan : hey , kendall . call me . it 's ryan . give me a call when you get this , please . i would like you to be a witness at our wedding today . and , yes , you heard me correctly . it is today . and do n't tell greenlee , ok , because it 's a surprise . nothing ? you ca n't -- tad : i 'm -- give me -- ryan : hey ! emma : hi , dad . spike hid all my dolls , and he wo n't tell me where . ryan : huh . hey , come here . i want to talk to you . just the person i need to see . i need your help . you know that greenlee and i love each other , right ? and even though you and greenlee have n't been getting along so great lately , you know that she loves you very , very , very , very , very , very much ? emma : i know . ryan : you guys actually have a lot in common . do you know that ? emma : like arguing ? tad : heh heh heh ! ryan : like -- ahem ! yes , you 're both very good arguers . but it 's because you 're so passionate about life and about the people in your life . and i -- i just feel so grateful to be one of those people , for us to be a family together . emma : and spike , too , when he 's not being a brat . ryan : absolutely . and i 'm getting to the part where i need your help . so i 'm a guy , right , which means i do n't know very much about planning parties . emma : but i do . ryan : yes , you do . absolutely . and i thought because greenlee so badly wants to be part of our family , i thought maybe it would be nice if we got married again in , like , kind of a family surprise wedding for when she gets home . emma : and have a wedding party ? ryan : yes ! exactly ! it 'll be great , right ? emma : we 're going to need flowers . ryan : flowers . yes , we are . which is good , because mrs. vernon says that you and spike can go down and you can pick whichever ones you think are nice . emma : greenlee loves purple . ryan : hmm . emma : do n't worry , daddy . i 'll help you make the best surprise wedding ever . ryan : i knew i could count on you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : stop apologizing for being you . you do a better job putting yourself down than i ever could . and stop bracing for some kind of smackdown that is n't coming . the fact is i did think about letting you go -- until you came in all pumped up working on new ideas . madison : that changed your mind , even though i do n't have a whole game plan yet ? greenlee : you got to start somewhere . so do it . start working on that new look . that 's what this business is all about , the next new look . madison : thank you . um , i did n't expect your support after everything that 's gone down . greenlee : i do n't know about you , but i do n't want to go back there . madison : neither do i . greenlee : ok , then . so get busy . madison : all right . randi : you were great with her . greenlee : keep an eye on her . [ phone rings ] greenlee : hello ? emma : hi , greenlee . it 's me , emma . greenlee : hi , honey . emma : listen , i need you to come home right now . greenlee : are you ok ? ryan : [ whispering ] tell her your hamster . your hamster . emma : i 'm fine . it 's about harvey , my hamster . he 's sick . greenlee : i 'm glad you called me . i 'll be there as soon as i 'm finished up here at work . emma : no , no , no , no . i need you right now . greenlee : ok . tell harvey to hang on . i 'll be home as soon as i can . i have to leave . i have a date with a hamster . emma : did i do ok ? ryan : [ normal voice ] you were awesome ! you were fantastic . now we got to move . get spike and get some flowers , ok ? emma : ok . i 'll see you soon . ryan : ok . now i need my bride . i think it took longer to write the bible . tad : shut up , o ye of little faith . this has got to be perfect . ryan : it does n't have to be perfect . it 's got to be genuine and truthful and honest . tad : we 're still talking about marriage , right ? ryan : hey , you keep those jokes out of there , ok ? save those till after the wedding , please . tad : i 'm just a little nervous . nothing like being put on the spot . ryan : you 're nervous ? tad : yeah ! ryan : that 's supposed to be my job . look , you got married not too long ago , right ? tad : so ? ryan : so you and cara -- you guys are doing well . tad : yeah , absolutely . better than i ever would 've thought possible . ryan : so then draw some inspiration from that , please . tad : i 'm trying ! emma : hi , dad . is greenlee here yet ? ryan : not yet . no , she 's not here just yet , but she will be , and she 's always late . and you guys -- we do n't have much time , so go get ready , ok ? go get cleaned up a little bit . good job . these are nice ! emma : thanks . tad : ryan , stop . she 'll be here . [ scene_break ] greenlee : oh , damn it . jack : greenlee . greenlee : hi ! jack : you ok ? greenlee : i 'm fine , i 'm fine . jack : good . greenlee : except i have a little girl impatiently waiting for me at home for hamster medicine , and my cell phone is dead . jack : and that 's funny why ? greenlee : i guess i know what it 's like to be a working mother now . jack : ah . be careful what you wish for . but look at you . so nice to see you in good spirits . greenlee : i am . i 'm really , really grateful for what i have . jack : good . greenlee : you 're partly responsible for that , you know . jack : really ? how 's that ? greenlee : when i was complaining to you about ryan and madison and emma , you said that if you love someone , you do n't have to keep them all to yourself . jack : and here i did n't think you listened to that . greenlee : yeah , i did , finally . ryan and i are in a really , really good place , so thank you . jack : my pleasure . [ scene_break ] madison : it 's been a while since i had a babysitter . randi : just looking at how you 're blending colors . madison : yeah , right . has nothing to do with the fact that the boss lady told you to keep tabs on me . randi : we all want to make sure that you 're ok . madison : relax , ok , because i 'm not gon na jump out a window or mess up any products . randi : you know , you ca n't blame greenlee for -- madison : i used to blame her for everything -- for losing ryan , messing up my relationship with scott . randi : you could also be a little nicer to him . madison : it 's more than just scott , or ryan . it seems i 've spent my whole life trying to please a man , and every time that fails , i lash out and someone gets hurt -- or worse . randi : madison , that was different . your husband was abusing you . madison ? madison : that whole chapter is over . what i 'm doing here right now at fusion -- this is about me and about honoring my daughter . randi : a new look ? madison : it 's more than a new look . it 's a whole new attitude . so stop waiting for me to freak out and help me find that dark rose blush ! [ scene_break ] griffin : so the flight 's gon na be on time ? ok . thank you . [ knock on door ] griffin : it 's open . cara : i like the text message . griffin : always been lousy at good - byes . cara : why do n't you stop packing and take a look at me , please ? griffin : that 's the other reason i texted you . cara : why ? griffin : i did n't want you to talk me out of leaving . cara : a few months ago , yeah , i might 've done that . griffin : and now ? cara : things are different , right ? i got the whole immigration issue . griffin : and there 's tad . cara : there is tad . griffin : which is the other reason i can leave . i know you 're gon na be ok . cara : ok . i 'm gon na miss you , of course . and i know you 're gon na miss me like crazy . where 'd you get that ? griffin : that 's just a gift from -- cara : from ? griffin : it 's just from a patient . cara : oh . yeah . just a patient , huh ? [ scene_break ] ryan : still have n't heard from greenlee . has n't responded to any of my texts or answered her messages or anything , which is -- truthfully , she 's horrible at keeping her cell phone charged up . what 's the point of having a cell phone -- tad : who cares ? would you shut up ? please ! i 'm under the gun here , ok ? enough with the nervous jitters . everything is gon na be fine . i know greenlee . she 's gon na burst through that door any minute . stripper 's here . ryan : wow . hey , hi . glad you 're able to get my message . kendall : what message ? i 'm here to pick up spike . what ? you were hoping i was the pizza man ? tad : a stripper with a pizza -- my day is made . ryan : how would you like to be the witness at a wedding ? [ phone rings ] jack : jack montgomery . ryan : hey , jack , it 's ryan . do you know where greenlee is ? jack : yeah . as a matter of fact , i do . ryan : is she with you ? jack : yes . ryan : ok , i want you to keep this subtle , but could you guys get over here asap ? jack : sure . what 's going on ? ryan : we 're getting married . jack : you -- when ? ryan : now . she just does n't know it yet . jack : ok . i 'm all over it . greenlee : is anything wrong ? jack : no . nothing that 's gon na interrupt me spending some time with my daughter , that 's for sure . what do you say i walk you home , huh ? let 's go . ryan : yeah , i was angry with her , but i could n't stay angry , because i knew that we were gon na end up together , right ? so why wait ? time to make it legal , real . wow . kendall : oh , my goodness ! spike : mom , mom , there 's gon na be a wedding ! kendall : i know , honey ! i know . is n't it great ? emma : i 'm helping my daddy make everything look really pretty . kendall : i can see that . it looks absolutely beautiful . these flowers look amazing . let me help you with these . tad : as a matter of fact , i need you guys to help me , because we -- come on -- we got some practicing to do . kendall : ok . ahem . ryan : what 's going on ? kendall : with me ? nothing . ryan : i know you , kendall . something 's going on . something happen between you and greenlee ? kendall : no , no . we 're exactly where we should be -- back to being best friends . ryan : ok . so then what is it ? is it the wedding ? is it bringing up some memories ? kendall : nothing but good memories , ryan . i love weddings , and i love you and greenlee . i do n't know . i guess i 'm just a little nostalgic lately . all the people i care about are getting exactly what they want . [ scene_break ] griffin : all right , so it 's kendall 's camera . cara : it 's an expensive camera . she gave it to you , huh ? here 's one of her and her boys , and then -- wait . there 's one of her and her sister . griffin : all right -- cara : no , no , no . and hold on a second here . this is sweet . this is us and tad at the wedding . you could make a scrapbook out of these photos . griffin : ok , so i have -- history here in pine valley . so do you . the only difference is you have a future here with tad . cara : we have come a long way since the wedding . griffin : i know you 're trying to figure out if it can be a real marriage . cara : you got to put your whole self into it , and in some ways , that takes more courage than anything we ever did on the battlefield . so -- do n't let anything happen to you , ok ? griffin : you take care of yourself , too , caracita . cara : go get 'em . [ scene_break ] randi : wow ! you look awesome . madison : hmm . it 's good . it 's not quite it yet . randi : ok . define `` it `` for me . madison : bold , daring , willing to take chances . randi : we talking about the makeup , or we talking about you ? madison : maybe both . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i love my dad walking me home . it 's like the walk to school we never got to share . jack : yeah , i have a lot to make up for . maybe this is the first day of that , huh ? emma : surprise ! spike : surprise ! it 's a wedding ! emma : i picked the flowers . greenlee : whose wedding ? ryan : ours . what do you say ? tad : as in `` speak now or forever hold your peace . `` emma : yay ! ryan : i 'll take that as a `` yes . `` emma : yay ! tad : what the heck . when i started thinking -- i 'm sorry -- about what i wanted to say -- because we 've been working on this for a couple hours -- no matter how much i wanted to torture him for putting me on the spot , it was n't the laughs that came to mind . it was the love , because that 's why we 're here . that 's what 's most important . there 's a lot of it in this room , because i think we 're all aware of the love that we have for each other . we 're all aware of the things that we 've done for love . emma : i picked all the flowers . spike : i gave emma back her dolls . tad : that 's terrific , spike . that 's a very , very loving thing to do . that 's a very good start . because when you get older and you get married , you 're gon na find out even more about love . you 're gon na find out that being married is the greatest kind of love there is . it 's sacred . being married is about sharing and protecting . it 's about being wanted and needed , about being loved through good times and bad , and lord knows ryan and greenlee have seen enough of those . somehow you two have come through it together . and as i look at you now , i believe that you 've never been more in love . so do you have anything to say to your bride - to - be ? ryan : i do love you more now than i ever have before , ever . and that 's saying a lot because i have loved you so much . and people talk about soul mates , and i do n't think until you have one you really know what that means . greenlee : hey , ryan . this seat taken ? ryan : it is now . ryan 's voice : but i know . i know exactly what a soul mate is -- greenlee : it 's perfect . ryan : you 're perfect for me . ryan 's voice : even when we 've been apart . greenlee : we danced here , right here . you were a little tall , but we worked it out . it smelled so nice that night . ryan : lilac . greenlee : yes . ryan : and the music was kind of playing off in the distance , and we got close . greenlee : ryan , yes . ryan : was it anything like this ? ryan 's voice : it 's always been you . i have always been deeply connected to you . ryan 's voice : just you . greenlee : i know how you feel . all the things that tried to keep us apart , they never really could . ryan : i got you . i got you . i 'm back . i 'm back , always . greenlee : and no matter how i tried to stay away , i could n't . ryan : why do n't you let me help you , ok ? greenlee : do n't just help me . start the damn thing . ryan : i ca n't believe you 're here . greenlee : i can . this is what i was talking about -- you , me -- ryan : push , pull -- greenlee : and somehow we always end up -- you like it ? ryan : you 're the most astonishing woman that i have ever laid eyes on . greenlee : this is real love , is n't it ? ryan : mm - hmm . and nothing has ever felt better . ryan 's voice : every dream that we 've ever had , we 'll live it . and for every time that i 've hurt you , i will love you a thousand times over . will you marry me ? greenlee : it 's always been you . i 've always been deeply connected to you . just you . tad : that being said , would you like to exchange the rings ? by the power vested in me , it 's my honor and my privilege to pronounce you husband and wife . [ scene_break ] tad : cara ? cara : hi . how 'd it go ? i was kind of worried . did you get into trouble ? tad : that remains to be seen . want some wedding cake ? cara : you were at a wedding ? tad : yeah . not only was i at a wedding , i performed one . i married ryan and greenlee . cara : you -- you ? tad : yeah . i guess i did n't tell you . i 'm a web - ordained minister . see , i had a web credit , and it was either that or the course in taxidermy . cara : i guess there 's a lot i do n't know about you , tad martin . but i do know you like cake . tad : it 's got banana in it . it 's a -- ok . [ scene_break ] singer : time spills out faster than water thicker than blood we go on tempting and hiding changing the course of our days do n't leave me here searching for something do n't leave me here do n't leave me here like this i ca n't make it do n't leave me here [ scene_break ] ryan : huh . so everyone 's gone . emma is at a sleepover . and you know what that means ? greenlee : we 're alone at last . ryan : i 've been promising you a surprise a day since christmas , and i 've missed a few . greenlee : mm - hmm . ryan : does this make up for them ?
even though greenlee wants them to stay together , ryan sends her off to work , because he has other plans . he frantically calls tad for help on a vital issue and goes into a lock box for a jeweled green butterfly . then he asks tad to marry him and greenlee immediately . madison arrives late for work all excited about a new idea , but she does n't quite know what it is . expecting a smackdown from greenlee , madison is surprised when her boss instead supports her efforts . under randi 's watchful eye , madison works on a new , bold look . after kendall gives him a camera to take on his travels , griffin says good - bye . cara is upset to learn that her brother is leaving town and goes to wish him well . unable to reach kendall , ryan returns home and is disappointed that tad has n't come up with anything to say at the ceremony , but emma agrees to help him with the surprise wedding party . ryan uses emma to get greenlee back home right away then sends her and spike out to get flowers . he badgers a nervous tad to hurry up and finish writing until kendall arrives and agrees to witness the wedding . hurrying through the park , greenlee runs into jack and thanks him for inspiring her to be grateful for what she has . ryan calls jack and asks him to make sure greenlee gets to her wedding . as they arrive , everyone yells `` surprise . `` after a touching introduction from tad about the power of love , ryan and greenlee express their deep connection to each other . tad then pronounces them husband and wife as the happy couple kiss and everyone cheers . tad goes home to cara with wedding cake . once alone , ryan carries greenlee upstairs . somewhere , dixie continues to thrash around in bed , dreaming of tad and their wedding .
[ previously_on ] kendall : help me prove that michael framed lena . aidan : but he 's not going to tell you anything , kendall . mia : he 'll talk to me . diane : how long have you known carlos ? greenlee : long enough . he can tell the most scandalous stories . mary : we agree that jack should be told that he 's greenlee 's father . erica : you do n't need to tell him today . mary : i 'll wait a week . erica : i need information that could destroy a person 's life . [ scene_break ] mia : it 's so small . where should i put it ? aidan : we 're going to stick that in the back of your hair . mia : uh - huh . aidan : and then we 'll wire you for sound . mia : you sure it 's going to be safe there ? aidan : yep , safe as houses . kendall : mia , you know what , really , you do n't have to do this . mia : and watch michael ooze into the sunset ? no way , i 'm totally in . just what exactly -- what exactly do you guys want me to get from him ? kendall : well , we need you to get the proof that he framed lena for the insider - trading deal with chandler enterprises . aidan : yeah , we ca n't come out of this empty - handed because lena 's testimony wo n't stand for anything by itself . she 's going to end up going to prison and michael will walk free . kendall : right . if we 're lucky , michael will brag on his bad self after his first drink and then we 'll get the dirt we need . aidan : there we go . it 's all in . are you ready ? how 's it feel ? mia : like it 's not even there . ok . so what now ? aidan : well , it 's almost time for my shift at the valley inn bar and time for michael cambias ' usual dose of scotches . kendall : all right . this is it , guys . mia : let 's go get him . [ scene_break ] diane : erica . erica : diane , what is the meaning of this ? who would sabotage my enchantment counter space and my picture ? diane : oh , erica , there 's been no sabotage . i made a change . erica : you ? well , why ? diane : it was a business decision . erica : oh , really ? and was this a business decision , as well ? diane : oh , i -- i do n't know anything about that . i 've never seen that before , believe me . who could have done such a thing ? erica : oh , there is only one person who would stoop this low . [ scene_break ] carlos : god , you have the most beautiful shoulders i 've ever seen . tu tienes todo mi corazon . i said you have my heart . what is it ? greenlee : i 'm sorry , carlos , i ca n't do this . carlos : what 's wrong ? greenlee : it 's not you . it 's me . carlos , i 'm so sorry . carlos : for what ? greenlee , what are you sorry for ? [ scene_break ] [ crickets chirp ] joni : ok , no one will ever know . everything is perfect . ok . luis : kind of late for a pretty thing like you to be working all by her lonesome . joni : yeah , just trying not to melt . no ac at home , but i got to go . luis : um -- where 's your boyfriend ? joni : i do n't have a boyfriend . luis : you sure about that ? because i swear , reggie -- he 's sweet on you . joni : no , we just hang out . luis : where 's he hanging out tonight ? joni : i do n't know . could you please get out of my way ? luis : um , listen up , joni -- the next time you see reggie , you tell him hello for me and you tell him that i 'm not satisfied . joni : about what ? luis : it 's not your business . but he 'll know what it means . stay cool . and , uh , go home . it 's late . it ai n't safe . [ scene_break ] reggie : what 's up , dog ? jack : whoa . hey . me , i hope , in a couple of days . reggie : yeah , the doctor said you should be getting out of here soon , right ? jack : yeah , that 's what the doctors tell me . reggie : you know , i just want you to know you do n't have to worry about anything , ok ? jack : now i 'm worried . what should n't i be worried about ? reggie : oh , you know , that whole little mix - up with the copper pipes . jack : you mean the copper pipes that are missing from the habitat site ? reggie : oh , nothing 's missing . you know , just some basic math skills . jack : meaning what ? reggie : meaning joni 's a nice girl , but she 's not really good with math . i tried to tell you that when you put her in charge . jack : so you think the missing pipes are just a matter of a bookkeeping error ? reggie : what else ? you know , but , look , you put me back on the job , i 'll show you , i 'll take care of everything . [ jack chuckles ] jack : reggie , thanks for the offer , but you 're already plenty busy running the crew . reggie : no , i can juggle it , trust me . jack : i know you can juggle it . i 've seen you do it . i 'm very proud of you . i mean , you 've really made your work at the habitat site more than just putting in time to do your community service . reggie : i 'm just doing what i 'm supposed to do . jack : no . no , you go the extra mile . and not just on the site , either . you know , my friend , you 've been quite -- quite a help to me , in many ways , ways you 'll never know . and i thank you . reggie : i almost forgot . here . you know , i know how much you liked them the last time . jack : ah . reggie : so i thought i 'd just , you know -- jack : from your personal collection ? reggie : yeah . jack : whoa , gee . are n't you young to be buying these things ? thank you , though . reggie : oh , that 's miss june . you know , that 's my personal favorite . jack : yes . oh , yes . you know what , i think i have enough women in my life right now . thank you , though , very much . reggie : oh , you still got those two babes fighting over you , you know , your good & plenty ? jack : reggie , mary smythe is not a contender , ok ? reggie : yeah , sure . whatever you say , dog . jack : here 's what i 'm saying -- erica kane and i are getting married as soon as i 'm well enough to walk down that aisle . reggie : well , jack , you need to rest up because , you know , erica 's a whole lot of -- jack : yeah , i know what erica 's a whole lot of , but do n't you worry , me and my good & plenty , we 'll take good care of her . listen , i have a favor i want you to do for me . reggie : oh , you know , let me know what it is and i 'm there . jack : actually , i want you to get something out of the loft . reggie : ok , no problem . jack : but it 's in my safe , so i 'll need to give you the combination . reggie : you 're going to give me the combination to your safe ? jack : well , yeah , how else would you get into it ? who else would i trust , huh ? hand me that piece of paper . reggie : um -- this way i wo n't lose it . jack : well , stand up here so i can write . reggie : um , so what is it , anyway , cash ? you going to bribe your way out of here ? jack : no , it 's a jewelry box . it 's a gift for my bride - to - be . reggie : oh , ok . yeah , sure . [ reggie sighs ] [ scene_break ] erica : greenlee du pres is behind all this , is n't she ? diane : i 'm sure that was just an innocent prank . erica : innocent ? are you kidding ? there 's nothing innocent about this . especially given the relocation of the enchantment display . diane , how could you do this ? how could you possibly let greenlee -- diane : the relocation was my decision . erica : diane , you and i have a long and very lucrative business relationship . diane : and it means the world to me . erica : well , then what on earth could possibly have prompted you to do such a thing ? diane : buzz . fusion has created quite a stir . erica : well , through scandal and -- and cheap tricks . diane : their sexiest man contest has got the country talking . it 's fresh and innovative . customers are responding . i have built lacey 's reputation by giving my customers what they want . erica : wow . used to be quality that counted , not just hype . diane : if you notice , the new enchantment counter is even larger . erica : well , how could i notice , diane ? i do n't even know where it is . diane : erica , i 'm just responding to customer demands . erica : for fusion ? diane : for now . you know how these young companies are . they 're hot today , but they 're gone tomorrow . erica : and not one of them has ever replaced enchantment in a premier location in this store until now . diane : i know this is a bit of a shock , but it 's really not a matter of life and death . erica : well , that depends , does n't it ? diane : i meant to tell you , i was so moved by your plea for blood donors for jackson that i went straight to the hospital and gave blood . unfortunately , mine 's the garden variety . but i hear it 's a miracle there was someone actually in town that matched his blood type . erica : oh , what ? did greenlee brag about giving blood when she came over here and moved my counter ? diane : no , she did n't mention anything about blood . erica : so she was here ? so she did get to you ? what did she do , diane , bribe you ? tell me , what ? what could she possibly have done ? diane : greenlee pitched her product . and it made sense . erica , this is strictly a business decision . [ scene_break ] erica : oh , no . no , this is not business . this is personal . this is very personal . carlos : hey , what 's wrong ? are you having second thoughts about us ? greenlee : it 's just -- did you know that leo and i were married here ? there were flowers and candles everywhere . it was -- it was magical , and -- and we had so many plans , and we were going to make sure that all of our dreams came true . carlos : if it 's too hard for you , maybe we should leave . greenlee : leo accepted me . all of me . the good and the bad . i 'm not sure you can . carlos : well , of course i accept you . i accept all of you , too . because whatever you do , it 's who you are . greenlee : but what if i do something awful ? carlos : no . greenlee : will you be disappointed ? carlos : not at all . i know your heart . that 's all i need to know . greenlee : and i know yours . carlos : so , you accept me , no matter what ? greenlee : yeah . carlos : but there is something . you 're not ready . greenlee : because of leo ? i 'll always love him and miss him , but i want to move ahead . you 've made me see that i can feel happiness again . i want to be with you , carlos . and i do n't want to wait anymore . i want to make love to you . greenlee : what is it ? what 's wrong ? [ carlos sighs ] carlos : you do n't know how bad i want to make love to you . greenlee : but ? carlos : not here . greenlee : then where ? we could go to my penthouse . carlos : no . no , i want to go someplace where we can make our own memories . greenlee : that 's very romantic , but right now i 'd settle for the pine cone motel . carlos : no , you deserve the best i can give you . greenlee : what do you have in mind , a five - star hotel ? carlos : no , not exactly . you see , there 's this little field , and it has all this green grass and wildflowers and the blue sky just looking down at us . greenlee : well , that sounds very beautiful . take me there . carlos : well , i wish i could , but it 's just so far away . greenlee : well , i want to make love to you -- tonight . carlos : yeah ? well , you 're going to have to wait . when the time is right , i promise you we 'll make love like we 're the only two people on this earth . [ scene_break ] reggie : jack , when you 're done with those magazines , just put them back in my personal library . you know i got you covered . jack : yeah , i 'll take good care of them , believe me . erica : jack , do you want -- oh . hi , reggie . reggie : how you doing ? um , you know i 'm out of here , ok ? jack : yeah , yeah , thanks . reggie ? thanks , for everything . reggie : no problem . jack : well , you look awfully riled up . what 's going on ? erica : this . jack : well , now , i call that an extreme makeover . erica : how can you laugh ? jack : so , who 's the artist ? erica : who else ? greenlee smythe . and this is just the least of it . jack , she sabotaged my enchantment counter at lacey 's department store . she tricked diane lacey into relocating my counter . now fusion has taken over the premier space in that store and , jack , enchantment 's counter has been relegated to the hinterlands . jack : have you talked to diane lacey about this ? erica : she tells me it was a business decision . but believe me , i know better . and if greenlee thinks that i 'm going to let her get away with this -- jack : whoa , whoa , whoa . do n't you think maybe you 're overreacting just a little bit ? erica : no . no . absolutely not , jack . greenlee has got to be stopped . jack : well , look , from what i know about greenlee , she 's just this young , bright woman who will do anything to prove herself and her company . erica : are you defending her ? jack : no , no , i 'm just saying you ca n't fault her desire to succeed . erica : at my expense ? jack : erica , look -- you have had bigger challenges from bona fide competitors , and i 've never seen you this upset over those . erica : because this is not business . this is personal . and believe me , this is just the latest in greenlee 's attempts to ruin enchantment . jack : wait a minute , taking a counter away from enchantment in one local department store is not going to ruin a legend like yourself . erica : jack , lacey 's has branches all over this entire country . and anyway , why are you taking her side ? jack : i 'm not taking her side . why are you so concerned about what i think about greenlee ? erica : i 'm sorry . i guess i did go too far . jack : hmm , that was n't too far . erica : oh , no , there 's no need to bore you with things that have nothing to do with you . jack : you could never be boring . mmm . mmm , mmm , mmm , mmm , mmm . but you could give me a relapse . now , what is this all about ? erica : i love you , jack . jack : well , i love you , too , erica . erica : i just -- i just ca n't wait for you to get out of here . jack : yeah . erica : you know ? i mean , i just ca n't wait to be married to you , and the thought of just one more day without -- jack : whoa , whoa , whoa . hold on . slow down , slow down . erica : what ? jack : i mean , one minute you 're fuming about greenlee , then the next minute you ca n't wait to be mrs. jackson montgomery . i mean -- erica : well , so ? jack : `` well , so ? `` it 's been like this for days . i do n't know about you , but it 's making me dizzy . what 's going on here ? nurse : you 're very popular , mr. montgomery . jack : whoa . let 's clear a place for these . nurse : here you go . enjoy them . jack : i will . mmm . you know , you keep doing this to me and i 'm going to feel like the winner of the triple crown . erica : well , i did n't send them . jack : ah . erica : so let 's just see who did . `` nibblets `` ? who 's nibblets ? jack : nibblets ? uh , it 's nothing , really . just a -- a silly nickname . um -- erica : for who ? jack : for mary smythe . erica : jack , what exactly is going on between you and that woman ? [ scene_break ] aidan : hey . the usual ? michael : yeah . aidan : yeah . michael : ahem . that looks like a man - eater . aidan : one scotch , straight up . michael : thanks . mary : excuse me . aidan : may i help you ? mary : yes . actually , you can suggest a way for me to cool down . aidan : how about i offer something from the bar ? mary : oh , absolutely . wait a minute . what will i have ? i think i 'll have a bottle of champagne . vintage and very french . aidan : ok , i 've got it in the cellar -- mary : thank you . aidan : just the bottle . i 'll be right back . aidan : michael 's here . kendall : ok . this is it . mia : ok . hope it 's cooler in the bar than it is in the lobby . aidan : do n't worry , i 've got that covered . kendall : look , you do n't have to do this if you do n't want to . mia : no , no , are you kidding me ? i ca n't wait to bust this guy 's chops . aidan : hey , hey , mia -- do n't rush in there . otherwise , he 's going to smell this is a setup . mia : slow . i got it . ok . aidan : let 's put this plan into action . i 'll see you in a few . mia : ok . kendall : mia , thank you so much for doing this . i mean , there 's really no reason for you to get involved . mia : listen to me , there are two reasons -- you 're my friend and this guy deserves to go down , ok ? you ready ? kendall : yeah . let 's go . mia : ok . kendall : well , if it is n't pine valley 's biggest jerk . michael : you know , all that fire , kendall , it 's obvious you still want me . kendall : want you ? that 's very funny . a spineless little boy who just wishes his daddy loved him ? a coward who victimizes women because it 's the only way he can get any sort of satisfaction in this town ? michael : you know , why do n't you just shut your mouth , kendall . kendall : why do n't you just crawl back under the rock that you came from . you 're like a bug . you 're like a fungus that infects everything you get near . michael : that 's very good . mia : are n't you being a little harsh ? kendall : i 'm not talking to you . and , you , i should call management and have you thrown out of here . mia : whoa , whoa , whoa , michael 's just trying to cool off and have a drink . what 's so wrong with that ? kendall : mia , why do n't you get out of my face . mia : it 's 100 degrees outside . i 'm not going anywhere . may i ? michael : yes . absolutely . kendall : oh , my good , you 're kidding me , you 're kidding me . mia , come on . just because edmund and jake dumped you , i mean , how desperate can you be ? mia : you bitch . michael : ok , ok , ladies , would you just -- kendall : you know what , you just stay out of this ! woman : oh , my god ! are you crazy ? oh ! mia : oh , my god . are you all right ? jack : you know , you really are a lunatic , kendall . kendall : i hope you bleed to death . aidan : kendall , i want you to leave , please . kendall : i did n't do this . he did it , and she helped . michael : please . aidan : now would be a good time . kendall : fine . it 's his fault . aidan : how about a scotch on the house , and we 'd better take a look at the arm . mia : no , i 'll take care of the arm , but the scotch is a good idea . could you make it two , please ? come on , let 's go over here . mary : uh , hello ? excuse me . aidan : oh , sorry about the delay . mary : oh , it 's ok . i was n't bored watching kendall hart 's performance . she really needs a lot of attention , does n't she ? aidan : kendall hart is my friend . mary : oh , sorry . probably a phase she 's going through . kendall : oh , my god , was n't it terrific ? did you see how i pushed him and he was bleeding ? aidan : celebrate later , ok ? let 's just see if this works . kendall : all right . aidan : fingers crossed . kendall : ok , ok , ok , ok . i want to hear , too , i want to hear , too . mia : oh , you caught a break . you do n't need stitches . michael : huh . so why do you care , anyway ? why are you running interference for kendall ? mia : oh , please , i saw that trouble coming . she is so hung up on you , even if you did -- michael : try and rape her ? we 've been over that . you know , mia , i would never try and force myself upon a woman . what happened between kendall and i was -- mia : her version of events . michael : yeah , you can say that . you seem to know her pretty well . mia : yeah , well , i know that when you broke up with her , she was pretty upset . you know , she was telling people that you raped her . she just wanted to cause trouble , i think . michael : well , i am very happy that not everyone in pine valley listens to kendall . mia : yeah . well , i 've done all i can do . the shirt is a little bit beyond my expertise , i 'm afraid . michael : yeah , it 's not exactly the fashion statement i 'm looking for . i 'd better go home and change . if you 'll excuse me . mia : oh , how about if i tag along ? michael : say what ? mia : well , i mean , you should see what i can do when i have the right equipment . you do have a first - aid kit at home , do n't you ? michael : yeah , well , we can go back and find out . mia : ok . why do n't we do that . kendall : no , mia can not go home with that bastard . aidan : hey , hold on , hold on . kendall : no . god , no . god knows what he 's going to do to her . aidan : i 'll get someone to cover my shift , then we 'll follow them . kendall : all right , go , hurry , hurry . mary : to us , jackson , and the daughter that will bring us back together . [ scene_break ] carlos : you know , why do n't you just wait right here and i 'll go check , get us a table , all right ? greenlee : oh , god . mary : greenlee , carlos . come join me . have some champagne . jack : erica , for pete 's sake , there is nothing going on between mary and me . erica : do n't you mean nibblets ? jack : that was a long time ago . erica : well , now the woman is camped outside your door , she 's sending flowers . obviously , something 's up . jack : you know , you might be right . really . i mean , she was in here just a while ago , as a matter of fact . erica : i knew it . jack : yeah , well , there 's something else you should know . erica : what ? what , jack ? tell me . jack : i had an affair with mary smythe years ago . erica : ahem . jack : but you already knew that , did n't you ? erica : yes , well , i had to find that out because you did n't think it was anything to mention . jack : oh , why should i , for pete 's sake ? we were kids . you know , she dumped me for roger smythe , end of story . erica : well , for you , but not for her . jack : come over here , you . i love you and only you , and i made that very clear to nibblets . [ jack chuckles ] erica : did you discuss anything else ? jack : no . i thought that was plenty to discuss , do n't you ? erica : well , as long as you set her straight . jack : i set her very straight . now i 'd like you to return the favor . set me straight . i want to know what you 've been keeping from me . [ scene_break ] joni : reggie . reggie : why are you sneaking around here ? joni : why are you sneaking around ? reggie : because i work here . why are you here all by yourself ? joni : you know , you 're the second person to ask me that tonight . reggie : and what is that supposed to mean ? joni : luis was here . reggie : what ? joni : yeah , he has a message for you . reggie : yeah , i bet . joni : he said he 's not satisfied . reggie : well , you know , a lot of people ca n't get satisfied . joni : i know what he 's talking about , reggie . reggie : why do you think you know everything ? joni : i do n't think i know everything , but it 's a no - brainer , ok ? you stole the pipes for luis , and he 's not satisfied because he wants more . reggie : you do n't know what you 're talking about . joni : do n't lie to me , reggie , please . luis is always hanging around here . it 's not like you 're friends with him . there 's got to be a reason . i say he 's making you steal for him . reggie : nobody 's making me steal anything . you do n't know what you 're talking about . luis is not involved ! joni : how could you steal all this stuff on your own ? reggie : and when have you become such an expert on me ? joni : since i got to know you and trust you . and i 'm trusting you to stop . and that 's why i 'm here -- to fix everything so mr. montgomery does n't figure it out . reggie : well , what 'd you do ? joni : see this ? when mr. montgomery reads this , he 'll think i 'm stupid and the supplies got lost . reggie : you did that for me ? joni : but you have to do something for me now . tell me the truth , reggie . reggie : you 're right , ok ? it was luis ' idea to steal everything . joni : you have to tell him that you 're going to stop this . reggie : it 's not that easy . just like that , just tell him ? joni : yeah ! i ca n't keep covering for you ! i wo n't do it . this is the last time it 's going to happen . if you do it again , i 'll have to go to mr. montgomery . i have to . reggie : jack said he was proud of me . the man must be a fool to think he could trust me . joni : he 's not a fool . he cares about you . so do i . just -- you know , we both know that you 're better than this . reggie : please , joni , do not get all touchy - feely . joni : reggie , look , you 'll get messed up bigtime if you get caught , so please just tell him you 're done with this . reggie : you 're right . i got to put an end to this . i 'm going to tell him it 's over . [ scene_break ] mary : i hope carlos is coming back . we can all -- greenlee : we wo n't be joining you . we have plans . mary : of course you do . look at you , positively glowing . greenlee : yeah , well , i 'm sweating . it 's hot . mary : i 'm glad you found carlos , really . greenlee : really ? not so long ago , you were all about how wrong he was for me . mary : well , i was wrong . i realized that if two people are meant to be together that nothing and no one , not even me , can keep them apart . greenlee : i do n't get it . why are you trying so hard to be nice ? mary : ca n't a mother be loving to her daughter ? greenlee : from a distance , like a different continent . that would be perfect . mary : greenlee , i know that my moving here is not easy for you , but i promise you , you will be grateful one day because it 's the best thing i 've ever done for both of us . greenlee : all right , mother , level with me . what 's really going on ? mary : nothing . i 'm just in a great mood . greenlee : do n't tell me . you have a new boy toy ? mary : hmm . actually , i 'm in love . greenlee : should 've known . well , who is it this time , mother ? [ scene_break ] erica : you think i 'm keeping something from you ? jack : i know you are . erica : i 'm not . jack : well , there 's something bothering you , and i 'd like to know what it is . erica : well , look , jack , i 've been so worried about you for such a long time now . i mean , i just almost lost you again . and -- and so just the thought of you here , i just ca n't -- jack : i am not going anywhere , erica , except down the aisle to marry you . but i do n't think that 's all that 's on your mind . erica : well , what else could it be ? jack : well , you were in quite a lather about mary . erica : well , the woman is a menace . jack : and you almost combusted over what greenlee did , and i 'm just -- oh , you know , i may be slow , but i get it . erica : what ? jack : now i know why you 're after greenlee 's hide . erica : i 'm after greenlee 's hide because she 's trying to destroy enchantment . jack : no . it 's because of mary . [ scene_break ] michael : this way . mia : wow , it really is hot , huh ? michael : well , i like it hot . are you coming ? mia : is your air conditioner working ? michael : we shall see . [ scene_break ] mary : greenlee , it 's a man that i met from right here . greenlee : of course , in a bar . mary : no ! in pine valley . greenlee : that 's it ? are n't you going to give me the stats -- bank account , yachts , the number of polo ponies ? mary : wait , wait , wait . in time . when the time is right , you will know everything . greenlee : well , as long as we do n't have to double date . carlos : hello , mrs. smythe . mary : hello yourself , carlos . you look really handsome , as usual . carlos : thank you . mary : you 're welcome . carlos : ahem . our table 's ready . greenlee : hmm , not a moment too soon . excuse us . mary : enjoy yourselves , darlings . vive l'amour . carlos : what just happened in there ? greenlee : i 'm not sure . my mother 's in love with someone in pine valley . carlos : hmm . why does it bother you ? greenlee : i do n't know . but i get a really bad vibe about it . carlos : hmm . well , let 's see if a chianti ca n't chase it away . come on , baby , let 's go . mary : greenlee , my darling , you will grow to love your father one day as much as i do . [ scene_break ] erica : why would i be angry at greenlee because of mary ? i mean , really , jack , that 's just absurd . jack : no , no , no , you do n't have to -- no , just listen to me for a second . please , put those down . look , you knew there was something between mary and me even before i told you . maybe you 're just a little bit jealous ? erica : of mary smythe ? hardly . jack : ok , look , call it what you want , but the way i see it is you have it out for mary , and so you 're going to take it out on greenlee because she 's mary 's daughter . erica : i have it out for greenlee because she 's trying to destroy enchantment . that 's why i have it out for greenlee . and , yes , she 's mary 's daughter , and i think that they are exactly alike . i do n't think they are to be trusted . [ phone rings ] jack : oh . oh . ugh . no cell phones . ugh . erica : oh . i have to take this call because the one - sheets for the summer blitz are in . jack : hmm , do n't let me stand in the way of profit . erica : no . i 'm going to make it quick , though , i promise . jack : ok , ok , ok . erica : you called me ? tad : you bet i did . you asked for it , you got it . i just came up with some rather interesting background information on one mary greenlee smythe . erica : already ? what did you find out ? [ scene_break ] [ safe beeps ] reggie : whoa , jack . [ scene_break ] kendall : did you have to personally interview a replacement ? god knows what 's going on in there . aidan : will you relax ? if he tries anything , we 'll hear it and i 'll stop him . here . michael : so , can i get you something ? mia : oh . well , a first - aid kit would be good . michael : oh , right . well , i 'll go look in the medicine cabinet , but i ca n't promise anything . mia : ok . mia : ok . i 'm looking in michael 's briefcase right now . just only have a second , though . mia : oh , bingo , boys and girls . i think i found something . yeah . [ static ] kendall : aidan , do you hear what i hear ? aidan : damn . nothing but static . kendall : i know . [ noise ] michael : well , this is all i could find . mia : oh . yeah . well , we 'll just make this work . michael : good . you know , mia , i promise you , you are not going to regret this . [ next_on ] michael : what exactly is the problem here ? kendall : i ca n't hear mia or michael . adam : i want to help you if you 'll let me . mary : no wonder greenlee ca n't resist you . erica : tad , just give me the information on mary smythe and i 'll give you whatever you want .
erica is furious with mrs. lacey for having replaced her products with fusion 's . she complains to jackson about greenlee , but jackson tells her she 's overreacting . just then , the nurse shows up with flowers from mary and erica becomes livid . jackson tells her she has no reason to be jealous , and to not take all her anger out on greenlee . tad later calls erica and tells her he found some juicy information about mary . mary tells greenlee she 's in love and that when the timing is right , she 'll let her know who the lucky man is . mia gets wired up for her meeting with michael . aidan waits at the bar , and when michael shows up , he signals kendall and mia to make their move . kendall approaches michael first and starts shouting at him . mia comes over later and takes michael 's side . kendall angrily pushes michael and his arm ends up being cut by some glasses . mia later nurses michael 's wound and michael warms up to her . he tells her he needs to go change his shirt , and mia playfully asks to tag along . while mia waits for michael to open his apartment door , her microphone accidentally falls off . when she gets inside , she quickly rummages through michael 's briefcase and finds what she 's looking for . michael comes back from the bathroom and starts kissing her . meanwhile , aidan and kendall stand outside michael 's apartment and wonder why they ca n't hear what 's going on inside . joni fixes the inventory reports and hopes that jackson wo n't notice the discrepancy . luis shows up and asks her to tell reggie that he 's not satisfied . reggie goes to see jackson and when jackson tells him that he 's really proud of him , reggie feels very guilty . jackson gives him the combination to his home safe and asks him to bring over a jewelry box . reggie later goes back to the community center and joni tells him she wants him to stop helping luis . reggie realizes he needs to get luis off his back . he later goes to jackson 's safe to get the jewelry box and finds a pistol and some bullets inside . he takes out the gun and loads the bullets .
[ music plays ] danielle : you know , they have tables at the taco food place , you know . no blankets required . reggie : yeah , they also have little 6-year - olds running around playing tag , lights that burn your eyes out . feel that breeze . smell that air . check out those stars . [ owl hoots ] reggie : pull up a rock . let me introduce you to nature . danielle : we 've met . reggie : but not with me . an experienced guide makes all the difference , trust me . danielle : ok . show me the nature . [ scene_break ] j.r. : thirsty ? babe : thank you -- j.r. : mm - hmm . babe : for tonight . i so need this . j.r. : oh , james , man . babe : hi . j.r. : thanks for making it , man . jamie : you said haul it , so i ditched my date and here i am . what 's wrong ? babe : nothing . just me and the mister . we 're just taking it low key . jamie : that 's why you called ? babe : yeah . jamie : to hang ? j.r. : yeah . jamie : well , you should have said something . i would have brought nicole . j.r. : i did n't mean for you to blow your date , but you and babe hung out with maggie and bianca the other night . just looking for some equal time . it 's been way too long , huh ? huh ? jamie : it 's been way too long since we partied together . count me in . let 's remind j.r. how it 's done . babe : all right . j.r. : well , that 's why you 're the man . i knew i could count on you . [ scene_break ] greenlee : what are you doing here ? kendall : just leave me alone . greenlee : no , something happened between you and ryan . where is he ? [ scene_break ] zach : hey , do n't move . let me call an ambulance . ryan : yeah , you do that , because you 're going to need one when i 'm through with you ! agh ! you -- you totaled my bike ! zach : that 's a waste of fine machinery plowing it into anything that moves . ryan : what ? i only plow into idiots who make a right without signaling ! zach : at least the fall did n't injure your attitude . let me call the paramedics , let them deal with you . zach : you know what ? that 's a very good idea . i 'll call the police and have them deal with you , unless you want to drop the phones and deal with this , you and me , right now . huh ? oh , this is -- what is this ? convenient . this is your girls from vegas to come and rescue you ? maria : ryan ! i saw your bike back there ! are you ok ? ryan : i 'm fine , i 'm fine . just the bike , you know -- maria : are you ok ? zach : survived worse . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i was there . you called . ryan went . kendall : yeah , i bet you threw a hissy fit at that . greenlee : what happened ? erica : now is not the time for restraint , kendall . my goodness , if you got ryan back , please , give greenlee all the details , since she asked so nicely , and she deserves it so much . greenlee : she 'd whip out a slide show if she had something to show . little glitch ? how 'd you blow it with ryan this time , huh ? we 're utterly rapt and dying to know . kendall : what is that ? erica : a little celebration . kendall : what , are you toasting your freedom from the hospital in vegas ? erica : as well as my return to pine valley . it 's been so much fun so far . kendall : celebrating is what made you an involuntary patient . is this how you thank ryan for saving you ? erica : oh , i 'll buy ryan one , too , if he cares to join me . greenlee : oh , he has such lovely kane women to choose from . erica : she never stops talking . you notice that ? kendall : why are you here ? greenlee : i asked you first . erica : asked and answered , counselor . kendall : have you even seen jack yet ? he 's been in hell since you left . greenlee : funny -- ryan gets further away from hell the farther you get away from him . kendall : ok , greenlee , would you just go away , please ? i have my hands full here . would you just please put the drink down and come with me , please ? erica : thanks , but no . kendall : you need to listen . erica : no , you need to back off . i 'm going to have this drink . and afterwards , if the spirit moves me , i may have another . join me or leave me alone . i do n't need you to tuck me in . greenlee : there . your mommy mission is a bust . not that you 'd spare erica a kick in the pants if you had ryan at home waiting for you . so , how did you wreck the best thing that ever happened to you ? this time , i mean . the other times are old news . kendall : shut your mouth before i stick my fist in it . [ scene_break ] babe : oh . hmm -- can you tell ? it 's already working . i can feel it . j.r. : feel what ? babe : hmm . tonight , you -- you make life just so pink , so -- mmm -- so happy ! i just -- j.r. : hmm ? babe : you know , for the longest time , i felt like all the good stuff was just slipping through my fingers , but now i just -- i feel so floaty and -- and just feel so great ! j.r. : then go with that feeling . babe : oh , god ! mmm , you smell so good . it 's like -- it 's like warm and -- mmm -- and strong or something . j.r. : babe , you do n't know what that does to me . babe : yeah , i do . remember san diego and the pool , just the two of us . j.r. : james , hey , hey , hey . thanks , man . babe : jamie -- jamie : there you go . babe : oh , good . jamie : hey , buddy , the next one 's on you . babe : mmm . jamie : which will be any second . babe -- babe : mmm . jamie : slow down . you 're headed for sugar shock . babe : i do n't know why . all of a sudden , i 'm so thirsty . it 's like my mouth is really dry . mmm . oh , it is so cold . oh , feel . j.r. : that 's why they make chips . babe : oh , it feels so good . j.r. : that 's why they put them out there -- so we can get more drinks . water 's better . i 'm going to go get some . jamie : yo , yo , yo -- sit . i 'll go get it . let your little love - fest continue . babe : hey , love makes me goofy . and it is my right as a wife . j.r. : well , you know what ? we can chill , if you want . we did n't mean to invite you to make you feel uncomfortable . jamie : hey , if i 'm not getting busy with nicole , at least someone should go home happy . babe : happy -- everyone should be happy . it 's a great night . and if they 're not happy , i have enough happy to go around . jamie : that 's not exactly the kind of happy i meant . j.r. : oh . well , the night 's not over yet , ok ? jamie : well , yeah , because that bartender -- she 's got a crush on me . so i 'll be right back . j.r. : jamie -- babe : we can still go , to the canary islands -- we can take the jet . you work so hard . you deserve it . i mean , i deserve it . ca n't you see ? we could be rolling around in the sand and -- and skinny - dipping . j.r. : yeah , it sounds hot . babe : oh , j.r. , you are so sweet . and it does n't even matter where we are . you know ? if i would n't get arrested , i would rip your clothes off right now . mmm . [ music plays ] [ scene_break ] [ owl hoots ] danielle : we 're going to die . reggie : then scoot over . the closer you get , the safer you 'll be . danielle : i love this song . dance with me . reggie : maybe we 'll dance later , ok ? danielle : oh , it 'll keep my mind off the six - foot bird waiting to peck our eyes out . reggie : well , what about i go to plan b ? make you forget about it ? danielle : oh , i see . you 're afraid that whatever 's out there is going to laugh at your dance moves ? reggie : yo , come and watch ! we 'll show you all the real deal behind the birds and the bees . yeah , that should keep them quiet . singer : before we go too far danielle : think they 're impressed ? reggie : i think they 're crazy jealous . singer : i was moving too fast , baby when the two of us want their love to danielle : ah ! [ music plays ] reggie : all right , calm down . what 's wrong ? danielle : over there in the bushes -- it was huge ! reggie : it what ? danielle : like a bear . reggie : like a tall squirrel ? danielle : ok , nature man , go check it out . reggie : ok . danielle : wait , wait , wait -- and leave me here all alone ? reggie : can you make up your mind ? danielle : he probably thinks we 're walking burritos or something . reggie : oh , god -- danielle : come on , let 's get out of here . reggie : who are you scared of , me or a tall squirrel ? danielle : i 'm not scared . i 'm practical . reggie : no , you 're a punk . that 's what you are . danielle : no , you did n't ! reggie : yes , i did . danielle : you think you 're so big and bad , huh ? reggie : only because i am . danielle : well , you may be brave , but i have the keys . and another word -- you 'll be playing footsie with mama bear all by yourself . let 's see how she likes your moves . [ scene_break ] babe : you have the sexiest skin i 've ever seen . it 's kind of -- like golden , like it would taste like honey or something . [ phone rings ] babe : no , no ! wait , wait -- j.r. : no , no , no -- it 's comstock from the board . [ ring ] j.r. : chandler . yes . well , ca n't it wait ? all right , fine , fine , fine , fine , i 'll be down there . babe : no ! j.r. : this acquisition ca n't wait . then need an offer by tonight or they 're going with the competition . i got to be down there . babe : but i need you here . j.r. : and i promise i 'll make it up to you . babe : i got an idea . you can -- you can go to the boardroom . and then while you 're making the deal , i 'll be waiting in your office , lights down , clothes off . j.r. : and then i 'm never going to get to my meeting . babe : no ! oh , you want me , too , do n't you ? i can feel it ! mmm ! j.r. : i never stop thinking about what i want to do to you . but this is work . babe : but you 're going to leave me all alone in that big bed ? j.r. : yeah , and i do n't want that to happen , so i 'm going to leave you here with jamie , and i 'm going to go the office . i 'm going to make this as fast as possible . i 'll be right back . jamie : here you go . babe : oh ! mmm ! thank you . jamie : no problem . except now the bartender thinks i 'm too cheap to order a real drink . j.r. : well , listen , i got a deal for you . i 'll spring for the next round . you keep babe company . jamie : where are you going ? j.r. : to chandler . i got to put out a fire . sometimes it sucks to be the man , you know ? jamie : yeah , my heart bleeds . what 's really going on ? [ scene_break ] greenlee : come on , kendall . we 're all bitter enemies here . spill . kendall : why would you come here ? i do n't understand . why would you do this to yourself ? erica : why would i do what ? relax ? unwind ? enjoy the music ? kendall : look , just go home . do n't screw this up for yourself . greenlee : you should listen to her , erica . kendall knows from screwing up . kendall : ok , who -- greenlee : it must have been a biggie tonight . kendall : who are you talking to ? i told you , i 'm not listening . erica : and who are you talking to ? or should i say lecturing and judging ? kendall : ok , if you 're indignant now , how are you going to be when somebody has to peel you off the floor because you 've passed out ? erica : you see , this is exactly why i did n't want to come back . all the hovering and all the disapproval , and what incredible irony it is that you , with your disastrous life , that you 're telling me what to do . greenlee : the question is , what kind of disaster was it ? erica : you know , the question is , why am i still here ? i was really enjoying myself before you two showed up . well , since you 're not going to go -- please step aside . kendall : i am this close to not caring , but jackson and bianca -- they do . and there is no way i 'm going to let you drink yourself senseless and then get behind the wheel . erica : get this through your head . you do n't let me do anything . i came here to enjoy myself . but being here right now is no longer enjoyable . so i have a driver waiting for me outside to take me where i please to do as i please . do n't follow me . kendall : thanks so much for your help , greenlee . greenlee : no , you 're not going anywhere until you tell me what you did to ryan . [ scene_break ] ryan : believe me , you do n't want to get in the middle of this , all right ? maria : ok , well , you know what ? it comes with the oath , so you 've got to tell me what happened and let me check you both out , and then i 'll get out of your hair , all right ? zach : nothing to worry about here . ryan : yeah , give me five minutes ! i can fix that ! maria : ah , ah , ah -- just tell me what happened . ryan : somebody failed driver 's ed . zach : and shortly thereafter slammed into my car . maria : ok , well , it 's good thing you had your helmet on . look , follow my finger with your eyes . do n't move your head . ryan : i 'm not -- maria : follow my finger . ryan : i 'm fine . maria : do n't move your head . pain or dizziness ? ryan : no . maria : ok . pain or dizziness ? ryan : wait , do n't get too close to this guy . maria : why ? ryan : all right , because he 's got a habit of turning people into patients . zach : i 'll pay for the damages . ryan : not enough money in the world . zach : then we 're done here . maria : we have not even started . [ scene_break ] reggie : oh , tough little city chick from the mean streets of the city . purse- snatchers , history . gang - bangers , laid out . danielle : oh , you want to play like that , huh ? mr. big strong nature man with your poly - blend blanket and drive - thru junk food . you do n't want creepy crawlies all over you , either . reggie : oh , really ? something crawling all over me ? hmm , let me picture that . nice . danielle : well , do n't let me stop your picture . looks like you 're having a good time . uh - oh . there 's one . and there . ooh , that one 's ugly . oh , reggie , that big one 's about to -- reggie : got him . [ owl hoots ] reggie : oh . that was a pterodactyl . mm - hmm . danielle : shut up . reggie : what 's wrong ? danielle : just remembering how much smoother your moves are now than the last time we were at your place . reggie : how much smoother ? danielle : final grade 's not in yet . reggie : oh . there 's one big difference , though . greenlee 's not here to interrupt . [ scene_break ] greenlee : i 'm going to find out about ryan one way or another . here 's your last chance to put your twisted spin on things . knock yourself out . [ scene_break ] jamie : what 's up with you ? first , you yank me away from nicole , saying you , me , and babe will hang tonight . now you 're blowing us off . j.r. : the guys down at ce -- they can not go to the john without my ok . i ca n't let this deal go bad . jamie : so that 's it ? this is just about work ? j.r. : yeah , yeah , yeah . why else would i bail on you and my wife ? listen , if it 's a hassle , i can take babe home . jamie : it 's not a hassle . it 's just -- do your business and get back to your wife . j.r. : thanks , man . hey -- i 'm sorry . i got to run , babe . babe : not without this . do n't be long . j.r. : i wo n't . jamie : wow , you did that without breathing . you ok ? babe : i do n't understand it . totally thirsty . i 'm fine . great , actually . oh , it 's so good , like nothing is ever going to be bad . oh -- i know this song ! come on , let 's go dance ! jamie : seriously ? babe : yeah , you 're my date now ! [ scene_break ] greenlee : just tell me . what happened with ryan ? kendall : drop dead . oh -- oh . perfect . [ scene_break ] maria : all right . ryan : thank you very much for the ride , even though i did n't need it . maria : will you get him upstairs for a ct scan , please ? and do n't try to sweet - talk your way out of it . she follows orders . ryan : oh . hey , beautiful . how you doing ? zach : lovely view . maria : cube 1 . thanks . hi . can you get him a cbc , a ptt , a pt , a chem 7 , and also get him in for a chest x - ray and a lateral , please ? zach : `` him `` does n't need any x - rays , or any other tests . i 'm fine , dr. grey . maria : and also let me know when you can get him for a ct scan . thanks . zach : it 's amazing to watch you work . but then again , it was amazing to watch you sit and read the paper . [ scene_break ] erica : oh . lily : you 're erica . erica : oh , yes . lily ! i am ! how wonderful to see you ! lily : it is ? erica : of course ! wow ! what a -- what a surprise ! my goodness ! give me a hug ! lily : i do n't do that ! erica : oh , that 's just for strangers . this is me ! it 's erica ! well , my goodness , we really have to catch up . ahem . how long have you been home ? do you like it here ? i mean , your father must be so happy . how is your father ? oh , come on , lily , we ca n't catch up like this . come sit next to me . come on , sit down next to me . lily : no , do n't ! just leave me alone . erica : well , my goodness , what -- what 's wrong ? [ door slams ] [ scene_break ] babe : oh , this is amazing . oh -- jamie : babe , are you ok ? babe : ok ? i am -- i am awesome . jamie : how about we just sit down for a minute . babe : do n't you know you have the most amazing eyelashes . i 'm so jealous . jamie : babe , i 'm a guy . babe : oh , no . you are my friend . and i 'm so lucky to have you . mmm , i love you to death . jamie : babe -- babe : i was -- i wanted to know what it felt like . it 's weird , your shirt . it 's soft on the outside , but then -- but then underneath , it 's not so soft at all . jamie : all right , ok . babe , babe , what is wrong with you ? babe : nothing , all right ? nothing could ever be wrong . jamie : hey , had soda , water . what else did you drink ? babe : nothing . that is just -- i just -- i have n't been able to be me in a while . jamie : this was never you . tell me , babe . pills ? pot ? blow ? what ? babe : drugs ? jamie : what did you take ? babe : nothing ! i 'm a mama now . i would never , ever take drugs . jamie , it was so much more fun before . let 's go back to dancing . you just close your eyes , and it all just -- mmm -- just floats away . jamie : all right , i 'm taking you home . babe : home ? why ? are n't you having fun ? jamie : yeah , i 'm going to settle the tab . just do not move . babe : ok . oh . never been so thirsty in all my life . [ scene_break ] kendall : you know , you really should work on your clumsiness before you hurt someone . if you came here looking for me , sorry . jonathan : trust me , i did n't . bumping into you is getting old fast . kendall : oh . it wo n't happen again . greenlee : things were real frosty there between you and mr . handsome . he came to fusion looking for ryan . you wasted no time ticking him off . kendall : out of my way , greenlee . greenlee : when you do n't stay and fight , something is up . what is it ? [ scene_break ] ryan : well , that was fun , but i think i 'm going to head outside and -- nurse : you need to wait here for your test results . ryan : you mean the ones that say i 'm completely fine , i should n't have come here in the first place ? nurse : yes , those . anyone you want me to call for you ? ryan : no , thank you . i can take care of it myself . [ scene_break ] maria : great , thanks . you know , back at the stable , i did n't think that i was going to see you again , thought that was probably that . zach : well , blame your friend on the motorcycle . maria : you 're fine , though ? honestly ? zach : you do n't have to worry about me , maureen . maria : it 's maria . zach : maria . maria , i -- maria : i just got your test results back , and the x - rays showed no internal damage . zach : so i 'm good ? maria : you are fine . there 's no reason to keep you . ryan : i 'd be happy to show him out , make sure he never comes back . [ scene_break ] greenlee : hiya . jonathan : you are the -- greenlee : the lovely young lady you met at fusion . is that the phrase you were looking for ? jonathan : it 'll do . greenlee : and you know kendall hart . jonathan : we met . once was more than enough . greenlee : how much more ? that much more . interesting . jonathan : not to me . greenlee : seems that you know a lot of people . ryan lavery ? you were looking for him at fusion . did you find him ? jonathan : he found me . greenlee : so , how do you two know each other ? jonathan : i 'm sure kendall would be happy to tell you . [ scene_break ] babe : oh ! you 're back . jonathan : `` back `` ? babe : oh , you wo n't be sorry . jonathan : i think you 've got me confused with someone else . babe : oh , honey , i would n't forget that face in a million years . take me home , j.r . jonathan : `` j.r. `` ? babe : mm - hmm . take me home , honey . just make love to me all night long . [ scene_break ] reggie : what ? where are you going ? danielle : i 'm right here . reggie : you said my moves were smooth . danielle : maybe because i do n't know you all that well . reggie : so why do n't you just lie back over and get to know me ? danielle : i 'm serious , reggie . reggie : i 'm serious , too . danielle : you know what i mean . reggie : and you know what ? do n't do that . danielle : ok . you do n't like to talk about the time before you moved in with jack . i get that , and i 'm not trying to get all up in your business . i just -- i want to know you . you 're not just some sex object to me , reggie . reggie : so why do n't you just kick me where it counts next time , ok ? danielle : i guess i just want to know how you got to be this guy that i like so much . reggie : i like you , too . danielle : and you know a whole bunch of my stuff -- only child , cop parents , divorce , mama tried to rule my world , and here i am . reggie : with daddy chief ruling it instead . danielle : like i ca n't think for myself . reggie : you really have to get from underneath him . danielle : oh , trust me , i hear you . as soon as i turn 18 , i 'm so gone . reggie : where to ? danielle : la , the city of angels . oh , i 'm going to do it up in style . reggie : are going to go all supermodel fashion star on me ? danielle : that sound good , but , no . i prefer the old - school way , you know -- stocks , bonds , companies , deals . reggie : oh , so you 're going to be the worker type , sitting in a bank vault counting all her money . danielle : nope . i 'm going to be at all the parties , front row at the fashion shows . everybody 's going to know my name , like oprah or erica kane . reggie : oh . erica kane . i 'm not so sure anybody wants to be her right about now . [ scene_break ] erica : jack . lily 's all right , is n't she ? i mean , it was all -- it was so strange . i mean , i suppose that it 's impossible for us to ever really know what happened , but , i mean , i just -- i have n't seen her in such a long time , and i just wanted to give her a hug . she 's so lovely , jack . she 's really beautiful . you must be so proud . i wish i had known that she was here . i would have brought her something . maybe she would go shopping . i bet she would love to go shopping with me , would n't she ? jack , you 're just staring at me . well , i know that it 's a surprise , and i did n't know whether i should call or come over or just leave it alone . it 's just that everybody 's been on my case about not seeing you . not that i did n't want to . it 's so good to see your face . how does it feel to see mine ? i 'm here , jack . you can talk to me . i 'm sure that there 's something you would like to say to me . jack : get out . erica : did you just say -- jack : get out ! erica : well , you 're upset about lily , and i understand that . but she just went off , and i -- jack : you 've had a few drinks , huh ? erica : do n't do that , jack . i came to see you . meet me halfway . jack : you have a few drinks , you come over into my home ? you upset my daughter . erica : oh , you know that i would never do anything to upset -- jack : you did upset her , did n't you ? now i want you to leave . erica : it 's what you really want ? you want to open that door and watch me walk through ? jack : now . erica : so much drama . so blown out of proportion . i mean , jack -- lily is probably in her room now . she probably has her headphones on , and she 's -- and here you are . you are making me the villain yet again . i mean , it 's almost funny . the woman you say you love always comes last on the list . you have to protect lily and bianca and greenlee and kendall . you must protect them at all cost . oh , yes . your love for me must go very deep for you to just toss me out in the street like i 'm nothing . jack : i never tossed you out on the street . you ended up there all on your own . [ scene_break ] ryan : so , why do n't you take a hint . you 're not really wanted here . maria : ok , this is obviously a whole lot more than a car accident . zach : the tests say i 'm fine , so i 'm free to go , right ? ryan : do n't try to stop him , because he 's got a habit of not listening to women . maria : what do you know about him , ryan ? ryan : you want to handle this , slater ? you do n't like to brag about trailing women all the way from vegas . sounds a little evil . zach : thank you for the excellent care . i think i 've had enough . ryan : so is it because you did n't screw erica up enough in vegas ? you wanted to make a little road trip -- maria : what do you mean -- erica kane ? how do you know her ? zach : we met . ryan : ah . come on , do n't be modest . you met erica and kendall . you got to know them pretty well . maria : ok , can we just -- can we take a step back here for just a second , please ? zach : i 'm not here for erica or kendall . i have business . i was passing through . ryan : oh . well , do n't let the door hit you on the way out . you might want to count the scalpels after he leaves . maria : ok , now , just -- will you sit right there , please ? stay . ryan -- ryan : you do n't know the whole story . maria : ok , then fill me in . what the heck do you know about him and kendall and erica ? ryan : not my story to tell . does n't mean i ca n't warn everybody that comes within ten feet of the guy . maria : so what , you do n't trust him ? ryan : no , i do n't . [ scene_break ] jamie : ok , babe , let 's get you home . babe ? babe ? babe : come , sexy . [ babe giggles ] babe : oh , come here ! baby ? jonathan : oh -- babe : where are you going ? do n't leave me . jonathan : no , look , like i said , whoever you think i am , i 'm not . babe : oh , you 're so silly , playing games . no games tonight . jonathan : no , no games , no games . just , you know , a nice cup of coffee and sleep it off . babe : oh , you 're so good . come here . i knew that you would n't ditch your wife for work . jonathan : you 're married ? that 's even better . no , let 's call your husband . babe : oh , j.r. -- j.r. -- jonathan : let 's call your husband now . jonathan : hey -- hey , oh -- -- ah -- ok , hey , hey , hey , hey , hey , no , no nibbling , no touching . no -- come here . [ scene_break ] greenlee : ryan . you ok ? no , no , wait . save your strength . i want to look at you . ryan : can i speak now ? greenlee : only if it does n't hurt . ryan : what are you doing here ? greenlee : what do you think ? maria called the patient 's wife . you 're the patient , i 'm the wife . ryan : i 'm fine . you ? greenlee : dying of guilt . i thought you were with kendall , not being hauled off to the hospital . ryan : oh , fitting end to the day . you know , when you asked if i thought i could survive -- greenlee : another run with kendall . ryan : no more . not ever again . [ ryan recalls walking into kendall 's bedroom ] ryan : kendall ? you needed to talk to me ? jonathan : kendall , where 's the – [ scene_break ] jack : you left . now , why is n't really the point anymore , now , is it ? but you left enchantment , pine valley , your friends , your daughters . you left me . you 're so wrapped up in your little private hell , erica , you do n't realize the hell that you have put the rest of us through -- all the ugly what - ifs , not knowing where you were , how you were , or even if you were . so do n't you come in here stinking of booze and tell me that i do n't care . i wish to god i did n't . erica : well , you did n't seem the least bit happy or relieved to see me . you just cared about lily . jack : you bet . you bet . she 's my daughter . she is my child , erica . it is my job to protect her . that is what parents do . erica : well , you rest assured lily is safe from me . you 're safe from me . you 're both safe from me . i will never come here again . [ scene_break ] jonathan : hmm -- uh - uh . babe : mm - hmm , mm - hmm ! jamie : get away from her ! jonathan : hey -- babe : what are you doing ? jonathan : if you 're the husband , i had nothing to do with this . babe : stop ! jamie : you knew she was married and you still went after her ? babe : j.r. -- jamie , it 's j.r. ! jonathan : the lady did it on her own . i had nothing to do with it . jamie : so that was somebody else i just pulled her off of . jonathan : back off , man , and take care of your friend , ok ? i 'm out of here . babe : stop -- ooh ! whoa ! whoa ! j.r. -- oh , it 's not j.r. ! where is j. -- j.r. ? jamie : what ? you wanted j.r. to see this ? babe : i just want j.r. ! jamie : you do n't even know this guy . how is he worth tossing away your marriage ? babe : oh , i just -- i would never -- i just -- jamie : you said you love my brother and that you wanted this marriage . babe : i love j.r . i just want to know , where 's j.r. ? jamie : not here , thank god . babe : where 's j.r. ? i just -- whoa -- jamie : babe ? babe ! babe , are you ok ? [ next_on ] ryan : maybe the honeymoon is n't over . danielle : you dialed the wrong number if you 're looking for a booty call . krystal : got any plans tonight ? tad : why , you got something in mind ? krystal : how about making love to me ? [ monitor flatlines ] nurse : set at 200 . david : clear ! j.r. : do n't die , babe .
jr drugs babe without her knowing . she feels the effect of the drug , making a spectacle of herself in public , giving jamie cause to worry , and comes on to ryan 's brother , believing he 's jr . jr spies upon her , watching unseen . erica goes to jack 's drunk , upsets lily , and jack throws her out . ryan has a motorcycle accident , discovers slater hit him with his car , and knows it 's no accident . maria takes care of them both at the hospital and ryan warns her not to trust slater .
aidan : hi , lily . what are you up to ? lily : well , first , i was reading about baseball to see how my boyfriend sam and i will get to second base , and then i saw the most beautiful butterfly . and then i saw you . [ scene_break ] amanda : heads up . [ amanda tosses her little purse to j.r . ] j.r. : thanks . but it 's a little girlie for me . amanda : fill her up , j.r . i 'm running short on cash . amanda : a buck ? j.r. : severance pay . you 're fired . [ scene_break ] jamie : no , i wo n't let you do it . you are not marrying krystal . tad : now wait a minute , what do you mean , you wo n't let me do it ? look , if you got some reservations , i can understand that . i mean , after all , it may be a little sudden , but it 's my decision . jamie : sudden ? sudden ? it 's out of left field . tad : no , it 's not , james . this is n't the first time i 've asked krystal to be my wife . jamie : it 's the first time that you have since you found out dixie was alive . i mean , talk about rebound . things with your love life are n't going exactly as planned , so you suddenly toss a ring in krystal 's direction ? i mean , come on , you just want to marry krystal to prove something to dixie . tad : no ! i want to marry krystal , because i want to marry krystal . and i will bet you anything that when i marry krystal , dixie will give me her blessing . [ scene_break ] krystal : she 's an impostor . her name is di kirby , and she was a prisoner here with me . babe : what ? no , no , my son is not being cared for by an ex - con . krystal : and when di was sprung , she was hired to play dixie . babe : hired ? who would hire her ? krystal : your father . [ scene_break ] david : yeah , that 's right , krystal carey . i need to get in there to see her as soon as possible . she still refuses to see me ? all right , thank you . that 's great . just great . [ knock on door ] david : what 's this ? di : every cent you ever paid me . i 'm not working for you a second longer , david . our deal ? it 's as dead as your beloved dixie . [ scene_break ] amanda : huh . you know , you can be a real crackup when you 're not being a jerk . you want to add a couple hundred to that single , so i can be on my way ? j.r. : hmm , no . no , i do n't . amanda : what 's with you ? you got hit in the head or something ? we have an arrangement . j.r. : yeah -- i pay you wads of cash while you sit around and do nothing . your time 's up , amanda . amanda : come on , j.r. you know how persuasive i can be . just give me some time to work my magic . i can get under jamie 's skin and , huh , he can get all over mine . j.r. : you had your chance . you blew it . take it someplace else . amanda : you ca n't bail now . i have planted myself right in the middle of babe and jamie 's lives , and made some major sacrifices to do it . i am crashing at that dump full - time so i can work jamie . j.r. : mmm . well , that was all your idea . amanda : yeah . well , i am willing to slum it , because it gets me that much closer to results . give me a month , six weeks max . i will pry those two apart . j.r. : well , actually , i 'm kind of at the point where i do n't really care if they break up or not . i 'm thinking the best kind of revenge would be to watch them grow to hate each other and live out their miserable lives . amanda : you expect me to believe you 'd go from cujo to snoopy just like that ? j.r. : well , both dogs bite , do n't they ? amanda : it 's out of nowhere , j.r. you despise jamie and babe . i have never seen anyone salivate revenge the way you did . so what 's with the mr. softee act ? unless it 's not an act . you 're going all mr. nicey - nice because of your mother , are n't you ? huh . little miss dixie 's already broken you down . [ scene_break ] di : you are a sick and twisted creature . david : i ca n't believe that you 're still angry with me . di : when am i not angry with you ? david : look , i had to tell junior and martin that we met up in europe after the accident . it was the only way to save the plan . di : do n't act like your hand was forced , david . you loved telling that lie , pretending you were the first person dixie contacted after the car crash . you enjoy torturing j.r. and tad , and it 's making me sick ! david : you 're overreacting . di : no , i think the real reason why you cooked up this whole `` dixie 's alive again `` scheme is to watch j.r. and tad squirm . david : hey , i admit revenge can be a heck of a lot of fun , but that was n't the goal here . di : well , the fun is over . i 'm not going to be party to it . no more , david . david : all right , listen to me , and listen very carefully , di -- i am not letting you quit . dixie can not disappear again , not now , not after all the hard work i 've put into this . di : did i say she was going to disappear ? no . no , dixie is staying . you are the one that 's out of the equation . i 'm playing the rest of this by myself , so you can stay away from me and j.r. and tad and the rest of us . david : wait a minute . you do n't tell me what to do . i tell you ! [ scene_break ] tad : dixie 's come to realize , quite wisely , that the two of us are over . neither of us is too excited about the idea of mailing out invitations to wedding number cuatro . jamie : you said that after wedding uno , dos , and tres , too . tad : this is different . jamie : you said that , too . tad : if you 'd stop being a pain in the ass for five minutes , i could probably make a pretty good case for this . jamie : oh , trust me , i 'm dying to hear you make sense out of this one . tad : when dixie was in europe recovering all that time , she did a lot of thinking , and she came to realize , and she 's helped me to realize that we 've done this dance long enough . jamie : but how can you know that for sure ? your heart 's still got to be bouncing off a wall right now . has it even sunk in that dixie is alive ? you ca n't just write her off like that . tad : i 'm not writing off anything . i will be the first person to admit that dixie and i had a lot of wonderful times together . you know , we had a whole truckload of them . but sadly , that 's over . she wants to move on and so do i , and that 's ok . jamie : so dixie 's out and krystal 's in ? tad : no , will you stop -- what 's with this attitude ? you make krystal sound like some kind of consolation prize , and she 's not . that 's insulting to me . she 's been in my life for a long time , and i want her to stay that way . james , i love her . jamie : it 's not the same . admit it , you will never love krystal the way you love dixie . tad : no . i wo n't . [ scene_break ] krystal : it 's a lot to digest . babe : digest ? i can barely even get this swallowed . are you sure , mama ? krystal : honey , i will never , ever forget her face . i spent a lot of time in here with her . there is no question . babe : how could he do something like this ? how could he be so vicious ? krystal : believe it or not , honey , he did it for you . babe : oh , i am having a serious case of deja vu right now . please tell me you did n't just say that . krystal : he gave di a mission as dixie to try to dig up whatever conscience is left in j.r. to try to convince him to get over this grudge that he has against you , so that you could have more visitation with little a . babe : stop it , mama . i ca n't hear anymore . krystal : no , i know . you have to hear it , honey . you have to hear it because it 's the truth . babe : and the last thing i want is for more lives to be ruined because of me . tad and jamie and j.r. -- when they find out that dixie 's a con , it 's going to be like she died all over again . krystal : and i had all night to think about that . you 're the first person that i told , other than david . you know , tad was just here for a visit . and the whole time , i kept thinking , `` you 've got to tell him , krystal . you have to tell him . he has a right to know about di . `` and i tried . babe : how are you supposed to tell someone something like that ? how can you take back a miracle ? krystal : you know , he says it 's over . tad said that dixie convinced him that there was no chance , so he 's ready to start fresh . he proposed to me . babe : mama , that 's wonderful . krystal : yeah . but the dixie that just let him go is not the dixie that he knew and loved , so it 's all a lie . and it 's all going to disappear if he finds out the truth . babe : did you just say `` if `` ? krystal : you know , before all this , i told myself no more selfish decisions , no more taking from others to protect my baby doll . but , babe , i mean , the things -- the things that your daddy is saying ? he promises me that di is going to convince j.r. to give you joint custody . babe : oh , my god . mama , are you saying we should keep our mouths shut ? krystal : i need to know , babe . do you think this woman can convince j.r. to share custody ? babe : dixie or di or whoever this woman is -- she has a hold of j.r. 's heart . krystal : imagine that . i did n't even know he had one . babe : that 's what 's so amazing about this -- that she really is n't dixie . i mean , daddy must 've trained her really well because she 's got everyone convinced . j.r. is convinced with his whole heart that this is his mother . mama , even the way that he looks at her , there 's this softness in his eyes that i have n't seen since we first met . krystal : well , a gentle look in his eye is one thing , but allowing you some face time with your son ? that 's a whole nother ball of wax . babe : yeah , but i also told you she convinced him to invite me and tad and jamie to the family fourth of july picnic . give this woman some time and she 'll be able to convince him of anything . krystal : as long as j.r. does n't find out the truth . babe : so we do n't tell anyone that dixie is really this di person , and i get joint custody of my son , and you get to marry the man that you 've been waiting your whole life for . krystal : not only that , your daddy says that dixie can work on adam , get him to use his connections to pop me out of here early . babe : it 's too much to hope for . krystal : and i 'm ashamed to admit it , but i have been so tempted . i mean , i am having a hell of a time trying to figure out what to do here . babe : so am i , mama . so am i . [ scene_break ] amanda : i know what a blow it is to a man 's ego to call him a mama 's boy , but i 've seen you with dixie and , trust me , she 's got you wrapped around her finger . j.r. : think whatever you want to think , amanda . you 're still canned . but i heard that they 're hiring over at bj 's -- i mean , if you want to take a look at that . amanda : you know , i 'll bet you that measly dollar that mama bear said she does n't want baby bear to fight with his brother anymore . it 's the real reason you 're shriveling up , is n't it ? j.r. : you finished ? amanda : you ca n't cut me off , j.r. you need me . j.r. : no , you need me to pay your bills for you . but the problem is you want all the perks without any of the work . amanda : you 're acting like i am a total slacker . i am doing everything i can . j.r. : yeah , which amounts to nothing ! you 're crazy if you think i 'm going to pay you for nothing -- as crazy as your mother ! do n't be stupid . amanda : stupid was thinking that you were ever cool or tough , strong . huh . you know , when i came to pine valley , i thought you had it going on . successful , independent . total package . wow , was i off the mark . you are too scared to do anything that would upset little mommy . adam : she 's right . if you 're not careful , your mother will cripple your life completely . [ scene_break ] di : i do n't think you quite get it , david . we are through . deal done . no more threats . no more . david : you listen to me , you ungrateful turncoat , when i found you , you were fresh out of prison , your life was on the line , and you needed a place to hide fast . i rescued you with a whole new life . di : i have n't forgotten who i am , david . i know what sins i 've committed . i know my reasons better than you for taking on this gig . my reasons are different now that i 'm sticking to it . david : oh , yeah , right , right . you just do n't want to give up the cozy pillows at the mansion . di : there 's going to be a fourth of july picnic , david . j.r. , jamie , adam , tad , babe -- the whole family is coming together . this could be a whole new beginning . david : oh , i 'll give you this -- you got your head in the clouds the same way dixie had . di : i mean , is n't this why we got in this mess in the first place ? you were convinced the power of dixie could change their hearts . well , it 's working . i 'm getting through to them , and i 'm not going to drop it , i 'm going to see it through . you should be happy about that . david : all right , all right . let 's say you pull this off , ok ? you reunite the whole freaking bunch of them -- which was n't exactly the plan , but whatever . all right , so what 's next ? what is your big finale ? di : i 'm going to do whatever it takes to protect tad and j.r. and the rest of them from getting hurt again . david : ah . there we have it . so i was right . you 're falling in love with dixie 's family . you do n't want to cut off my plan , because your conscience is getting the better of you . you want to cut it off , because you do n't like the way it ends . you want dixie 's life . [ scene_break ] lily : so if there 's a runner on first base and there 's one on second and one on third and then a batter comes up and hits the ball so hard out of the park or if no one catches it , then that means it 's a grand slam . aidan : well , i hope sam 's planning on taking you to a game . lily : maybe that 's how he plans to get me to second base . but i do n't think we 'll be allowed on the field . have you ever taken one of your girlfriends to second base ? aidan : um -- i 'm not really sure how to answer that one , lily . is there something wrong ? lily : no . there 's another butterfly . see it ? you know , you do n't make the butterflies come back as much as they used to . maybe that 's because i have a new boyfriend -- sam . aidan : oh , i get it . i see how it is . you know , it 's good that you like sam and that sam likes you , but i really think that you should tell him that you 're not ready to go to second base . lily : why not ? aidan : well , i think -- um -- i think the second base that sam is talking about has got nothing to do with baseball . it 's merely a metaphor for -- i do n't know . how do i put this ? lily : sex ? aidan : yeah , exactly . how did you know ? lily : well , because my dad gets the same way , and you 're kind of nervous . then he says , `` how do i put this ? `` he 's talking about sex . so going to second base means sam wants to have sex with me ? aidan : um -- well , it certainly means that he wants to take it to the next level . and i know you do n't want to have sex before you 're ready , and i would hate it for you to get hurt . lily : you 're making the butterflies come back . [ scene_break ] j.r. : do n't look now , dad , but your jealousy 's showing through . adam : so is your denial . i 've watched you change since diana / dixie , whatever the hell her name is , came into this house . j.r. : did we just go back in time ? give up the custody fight . i 'm a grown man . i do n't belong to anyone . i decide who i want in my life , and mom is staying . adam : well , whose mom is she , j.r. ? is she yours ? j.r. : oh , you do n't give up , do you ? i want my mother in my life , and you ca n't stand it . adam : i ca n't stand seeing you deceived . j.r. : you ca n't stand losing control . adam : you 're the one who 's losing control , j.r . j.r. : how ? how ? by loving my mother ? i mean , for god 's sake , dad , i thought she was dead . she 's back . i want to spend some time with her . at least give me that much . adam : if it were that simple , i would . the woman is manipulating you , j.r. and you 're leaving yourself open to a lot more hurt from the people who do it best -- jamie and babe . [ scene_break ] jamie : no , i 'm sorry , dad , i ca n't help but to think that we would n't even be having this conversation if dixie did n't come back . tad : well , then thank god she did , because that gives us a chance to stop making the same mistake over and over again . you realize every time we got married , we thought that we had the answer to everything , we had a way to make it right , you know , together forever . but something always ended up screwing up . i mean , the fact is she left this country to run away from me , to run away from a relationship where there was no room for anybody to make a mistake . we always thought we had to do it perfect . because tad and dixie were written together in the stars . well , you know what ? there 's nothing that 's written in the stars . they 're just a bunch of stars . we decided to stop chasing a fantasy and deal with reality , and it 's about time . jamie : so you just move on to love of your life number two ? tad : no , that 's just it . i do n't want another `` love of my life . `` i do n't want quotation marks around anything . i do n't want to have to live up to a fantasy . what i do want is to be with somebody who does n't worry about being perfect , who does n't try to be perfect , and that does n't expect me to be perfect . i want to be loved by someone and love her right back with plenty of imperfections , and krystal is that someone . brooke : that conniving , lowlife snake . [ scene_break ] david : come on , di , admit it . you want to play the role of dixie permanently . you want to live happily ever after with j.r. , martin , and my grandson . di : yeah , i do feel for dixie 's family , despite how screwed up they are . i mean , j.r. and jamie ? they 're at each other 's throats , but -- but they love each other , i know they do . and adam does n't always make the right decisions for j.r. , but he loves his son , and god knows tad adores both of those boys . i mean , he 's done everything he can to bring them closer together , and he 's even run out of ideas as to what to do next . david : so that 's it . you 're falling in love with martin . he 's the one that you want to save . di : i 'm not making any moves on tad . he 's had his heart broken one too many times by dixie . david : so then why stick around ? why torture the guy any further ? di : it 's j.r. who needs me . i 'm going to focus on him , help him find his way again , and i 'm watching out for little adam , too . j.r. knows he needs his mother . i 'm making him see that . david : that 's the most reasonable thing you 've said today . di : and once i have tad and j.r. reunited , i 'll leave . but i 'm not going to abandon j.r . i 'll keep in touch , let him go on believing i 'm still his mother . david : you mean let him keep on taking care of you , right , paying your way ? di : i wo n't take his money , david . j.r. ca n't lose his mother again . he needs her too much . i can give him what he needs . david : so , what , what , now you think that you were handpicked by the ghost of dixie to live out her life 's work ? i picked you , di . it was all me . di : well , from now on , it 's going to be all me . i 'm going to finish this in my own time , in my own way . and if you threaten to step up and undo any of this , i 'll expose you . j.r. , jamie , tad , adam ? if they knew you planted a fake dixie , oh , they would tear you to shreds . and babe , whatever was left of you , she would hate , and i know how much that girl means to you , so i suggest that you back off . david : hmm . that was a nice speech . very believable . unfortunately , you ca n't afford to lose me , di . di : hmm . david : not now . di : huh . david : i am the only one who can control krystal . di : what does she got to do with any of this ? david : now that she knows that her good old prison buddy di is playing the role of dixie martin , lots . [ scene_break ] krystal : i ca n't do it , babe . i can not withhold this truth . it 's just not right . i have to tell tad . babe : that his long - lost love was just doing kp in the slammer a few months back ? krystal : i know , i know , it 's going to hit him like a bag of bricks , but it 's got to be done . honey , i know -- i know what this is costing you . please , please just tell me that you understand . babe : of course i understand , mama . i 'm with you all the way . [ scene_break ] di : krystal knows ? this can not be happening . david : yep . things look a little different behind that eight ball now , do n't they ? di : well , she 's got to keep quiet , for j.r. and tad 's sake . david : to hell with j.r. and tad . i need her to keep quiet for babe . di : ok , mastermind , what are you going to do ? how are you going to keep krystal from blowing all of this out of the water ? david : i 've been trying to get in to see her , at least talk to her on the phone . di : well , do n't wait for an invitation . just show up . they know you 're a regular visitor . david : krystal does n't want anything to do with me . she 's cut me off completely , at least for now . di : oh , great . great , that 's perfect . so tell me why again i ca n't afford to lose you ? david : as angry as krystal is right now , she is thinking about every word that we spoke about , i have no doubt in my mind . that woman would do anything for our daughter . and as detestable as she thinks this dixie scam is , she also knows that it would make babe 's life a heck of a lot easier . di : you think she 'll really keep quiet ? david : after she sits with it long enough , yeah . and then i know how to keep her in line . di : the word `` arrogant `` came into the english language the day you were born . david : well , there are other words that apply to me . try these out for size -- `` person in charge . `` i 'm not letting you quit , di . things go back to the way they were effective immediately . like it or not , you still need me . [ scene_break ] babe : i just wish everyone knew what you were giving up , and not just for me . you deserve some credit here . and maybe you can get it . maybe i can get it for you . krystal : no , no , do n't worry about me . babe : promise me . promise me that you 'll let me handle telling the truth . krystal : babe , no , no , you are hatching a plan , and i want you to stop it right now . babe : mama , you have to trust me , ok ? just tell me that you wo n't tell anyone else about di . krystal : where are you going ? babe : do n't worry about it . i just got to get a rush on it . do n't you stress . the truth is going to come out , but it 's coming out my way . [ scene_break ] tad : oh , for god 's sake , why ca n't you just give krystal a break ? jamie : tell mom your big news , dad . brooke : i caught the gist . krystal has n't given up ? you 're back to marrying that liar ? tad : well , the liar has n't said yes , but i 'm hoping i can bring her around to it . brooke : she swore to me she was pushing you away . tad : what ? when did you talk to krystal ? jamie : you went to see her in prison ? brooke : yes . to protect you from her . tad : no , no , no , wait just a second . you tried to convince her to push me away ? brooke : uh -- i made it very clear that i thought it was a good idea . tad : and how exactly did you do that ? jamie : threaten to throw down ? brooke : i tried to bribe her . jamie : mom . tad : oh , my god . you have definitely been spending too much time around adam chandler . [ scene_break ] adam : j.r. , what happened to the young man who was determined to punish jamie and babe until they bled ? oh , i was so impressed by that young man . you really came into your own . you exuded power and control . and now you 've agreed to picnic with the enemy . why ? to please dixie . i 'm not the one who 's trying to get you back to 6 years of age . she wants you to be her little boy again , powerless , defenseless , to turn the other cheek . all that 's going to get you is another good , hard slap in the face . j.r. : stop . stop trying to get to me , dad . adam : dixie is the one who 's determined to get what she wants . she would love for the last three years to disappear , to deny the bond that we formed . j.r. : she does n't want to take me away from you . she just wants everyone to get along . adam : come on , this is n't `` romper room `` ! all the little rules for playing nice - nice fly out the window when they kidnap your son and tell you he 's dead . jamie and babe do not deserve forgiveness . they are dangerous , and that 's what dixie does n't understand . j.r. : you know , it 's funny -- not too long ago , you asked me to ease up on the lovebirds . why was that ? right , to help you get colby back . i guess when it benefits you , baby - napping goes right out the window . adam : you know that is n't true . j.r. : you do n't want to share me with my mom ? well , i 've answered your prayers . i 've made a decision , one that you 're not going to like . [ scene_break ] amanda : hey , look who 's here . aidan . lucky me . i have a favor to ask of you , a big one , but you stand to profit from it , i promise . aidan : can you give me a few minutes ? amanda : afraid it ca n't wait . i need a job . hire me . lily : no , you ca n't work with aidan . amanda : who 's your little friend , aidan ? lily : i 'm not little . i 'm 17 years old . amanda : ok . aidan : amanda ? you can drop the patronizing tone . otherwise , you can make tracks . amanda : so why do n't you think i can work with him , 17-year - old ? lily : do you have a pi license ? amanda : do i need one to work undercover ? lily : you said you wanted to work with aidan . that means you want to do private investigating . aidan told me that you need a license to do actual investigating . aidan : that 's right , lily . that 's true . amanda : well , i 'm sure there are things i can do for you that do n't require a license . aidan : yeah , i bet there are . lily : i know what you 're doing . my life skills coach taught me this . amanda : did she just say `` life skills coach `` ? lily : you 're flirting with aidan . aidan : right again , lily . and flirting 's not going to land you a job . amanda : what would ? lily : ok , aidan said he does n't want to work with you . you need to get a job somewhere else , ok ? amanda : you 're kind of weird . aidan : lily , lily , hold on . do n't leave . amanda 's the one that 's leaving . [ scene_break ] brooke : look , i admit my trying to bribe krystal was low , but i felt like i needed to use extreme measures to stop her . jamie : well , mom , your extreme measures were not so different from the ones that j.r. and aunt phoebe tried to pull on me . tad : touché . brooke : maybe you 're right . but at the time , i thought i was looking out after your father . tad : because , obviously , you did n't think i could do that for myself . brooke : hmm . jamie : so what happened ? krystal give in ? brooke : no , she told me that she told tad that they did n't have a future . tad : yeah , that 's right . and thank god i did n't take her seriously . brooke : well , my stupid actions aside , she is still not right for you . tad : i love you , you are entitled to your opinion , but i am the only person who gets to decide what or who is right for me . and that goes for you , too . brooke : the judge who put krystal away had a say . tad : stop . i am sick and tired of hearing from you and the entire town of pine valley about how krystal is evil . brooke : not evil . she 's trouble , and you know it . she 's been trouble since the day you met her . tad : she made a mistake out of love for her daughter , and you more than anybody else should understand that . she 's not trying to hide from anything . she 's paying for that mistake and she 's learned from it , which is a lot more than i can say for most people in this town . brooke : all right , fine , let 's say she has learned her lesson , she 's a changed woman . is that a reason to marry her ? tad : no . but i 'll tell you what is . she knows how to love . more importantly , she knows how to love me . she 's one of the most courageous , generous , compassionate people i 've ever known in my entire life , and i love her for that and a lot more . i do n't care what anybody else thinks . i think she 's right for me , and i can only pray that she thinks i 'm right for her and agrees to marry me . [ scene_break ] j.r. : go ahead , take a look . tell me what you think . adam : you 're considering moving out ? j.r. : no , i 'm not considering it , i 'm doing it . i will buy a house big enough for me , little adam , and my mother . adam : come on , you ca n't be serious . this is your home , it 's little adam 's home . he loves it here . j.r. : i have an appointment with marian to check out some of these houses , so you best start getting used to living in this great , big old house all by your lonesome . it 's happening a lot sooner than you think . adam : dixie . you 're not going to take my son away from me again . [ adam flings a framed photo of dixie , shattering the glass , then turns around and sees babe in the doorway . ] [ scene_break ] amanda : your name is lily ? lily : yes . amanda : lily what ? lily : montgomery . amanda : no way . lily : yes , it is . aidan : amanda , please , do n't be horrible . amanda : will you two chill out ? i 'm tripping because -- you 're not going to believe this -- we have n't seen each other in a really long time . aidan : what , you know each other ? amanda : she 's my stepsister . my dad and her mom used to be married . lily : you 're that amanda ? amanda : uh - huh . lily : oh . i used to come visit you all the time . you had that dog , harold . amanda : harold . yeah , i loved that dog . lily : me , too . but you 're different now . amanda : yeah , all grown - up . lily : no , not just the way you look . you 're mean . my other stepsisters do n't call me weird . amanda : sorry if i upset you . i can be real nice . it 's just that you were n't letting me give my pitch to aidan . aidan : aidan was n't letting you give aidan your pitch , and he still is n't . i do n't want you working for me , amanda . lily , remember when we had that chat about how some people can be mean ? well , do n't take an ounce of matches of what amanda is saying , ok ? lily : aidan just told you he does n't want you here . why have n't you left yet ? amanda : because aidan does n't own this park , and he ca n't make me leave . aidan : lily ? shall we ? [ scene_break ] jamie : i 'm sorry i was so hard on you . but i get it now . and i 'm happy for you , so just , you know , tell me when the wedding is , and i 'll send you a nice fruit basket . tad : you know i 'm going to hit you , do n't you ? jamie : yeah . tad : psych . come here . [ scene_break ] david : the last time i was there , krystal carey was complaining of chest pains . i think you should authorize a visit between me and ms. carey so that you do n't have a dead inmate on your hands . thank you , warden . you made the right choice . [ scene_break ] [ di goes to visit krystal in prison . ] [ scene_break ] adam : what the devil are you doing here ? babe : is dixie home ? adam : no , no , she is n't . with any luck , she 's out driving her car over another cliff . babe : i can give you what you want . i can make her disappear . [ next_on ] babe ( to adam ) : dixie is n't the real thing . she 's an impostor . krystal ( to di ) : no , you ca n't be . are you really dixie ? erica : you should 've believed me when i told you i was dangerous . zach : i think i can take you . kendall : you did it , did n't you ? greenlee : i 'm pregnant .
it looks like di / dixie is really getting through to jr to stop being so mean and spiteful . amanda notices that and tells him it 's a real disappointment . adam agrees and tells his son he 's being manipulated . krystal reveals to babe that this woman whom she believes will enable jr to play fair is not the real dixie . she is a fabrication that babe 's father had pass herself off as dixie to tad and jr in order for babe to get joint custody of her son and for krystal to get an early release . at first , neither of them approve of what david is doing . but they both realize that they can not pass up an opportunity for this woman to motivate jr to let babe have joint custody and for krystal to be free . babe decides what to do . she tells adam she will enable him to get rid of dixie if he does something for her . dixie finds out from david that krystal is on to her and she goes to visit krystal in the slammer . tad tells jamie and brooke that he plans to marry krystal whether they approve or not . amanda meets lily and discovers that they are stepsisters .