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An explorer in Antarctica is examining some of his ice samples and during this time, he finds two frozen people. As examines them more closely he realizes that these people are Adam and Eve. how does he know this? Choices: A: cold water; B: feel cold; C: they have no belly button; D: cooler; E: bone
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E
There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. What is it? Choices: A: rodeo; B: ax; C: par; D: cliffhanger; E: boxing
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E
Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing). The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer. Yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible? Choices: A: take steroids; B: barman; C: cut; D: rule; E: they are female boxers
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D
Zombies don't need something when they go on boat trips. What is the thing that they don't need to use?? Choices: A: parachutes; B: sailing; C: term; D: life jackets; E: creature
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E
What's long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts, and put in tarts? Choices: A: acceptor; B: pressing; C: bolshevik; D: nip and tuck; E: rhubarb
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A
A man rides into town on a horse. He arrives to town on Friday. He decides to stay three days and leave on Friday. How is this possible? Choices: A: horses name is friday; B: horsebox; C: foal; D: dude ranch; E: sell beer
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B
If a Cow Boy rides in on Monday stays for two days and then leaves on friday. How is this possible? Choices: A: stall; B: horses name is friday; C: herd; D: school year begins on michigan; E: midway
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D
A man is planing a trip from New York to Atlanta. To save gas he plans on taking a horse. The day that he leaves is a Friday but he a arrives on the same Friday. How could that be? Choices: A: nevada; B: horse sense; C: nibbles; D: horses name is friday; E: wild horse
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A
A cowboy rides into town on friday, stays five days and leaves on friday. How is this possible? Choices: A: horses name is friday; B: rides; C: riding; D: midway; E: beaver
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D
A man left for a three day trip on Friday and came back on Friday. How is this possible? Choices: A: ride; B: risk; C: holiday; D: horses name is friday; E: beaver
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E
What is dry going in, wet going out and satisfies two people? Choices: A: sapsago; B: marsh; C: americans; D: basque; E: tebag
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A
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer it's in, the better it gets. When it comes out, it's sagging wet. What is it? Choices: A: tebag; B: thunder; C: point of view; D: longer; E: dishtowel
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A
there is a coffin, the mother of the person in the coffin is the mother-in-law of your mother,. who is the person in the coffin? Choices: A: your father ; B: yeast; C: motherland; D: mater; E: machine
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E
What can climb mountains, cross streams, handle hundreds of feet each day, yet never moves? Choices: A: ectrodactyly; B: lakh; C: file; D: panhandle; E: trail
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E
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven cats, each cat had seven sacks, each sack had seven kittens, kittens, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going to St. Ives? Choices: A: caveman; B: mantrap; C: airman; D: mankind; E: just the guy
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C
I live for lafter I live for the crowd without it i am nothing What am i. . . Choices: A: threes; B: gathering; C: clown; D: noise; E: arena
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E
guys that laugh and dont make you frown make you smile and never let you far who is it? Choices: A: rain cloud; B: cover; C: general; D: tough guy; E: clown
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C
People are hired to get rid of me. I'm often hiding under your bed. In time I'll always return you see. Bite me and you're surely dead. What am I? Choices: A: padding; B: kitty; C: dust; D: machine; E: casket
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A
a man and his son were in a terrible car accident. an ambulance rushed them to the hospital. the doctors would only operate on the son not the man. the doctor said "I can't operate on this boy. he's my son. " Who Was The Doctor????? Choices: A: boys mom; B: babu; C: dandy; D: alumnus; E: creche
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A
What gets wet while drying? Choices: A: bathroom towel; B: touch; C: free; D: dishcloth; E: towel rack
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E
It is Cold and it is Hot, It is White and it is Dark, It is Stone and it is Wax, Its true nature is Flesh, And its color is Red. What am I? Choices: A: Fleshlight; B: bone; C: girdle; D: degree; E: human heart
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B
what is big and hard and moves very fast Choices: A: general; B: amtrak; C: scrabble; D: woman; E: the library
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A
What is it that someone else has to take before you can get it? Choices: A: your photograph; B: a helping hand; C: permit; D: a good attitude; E: latin
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B
My first is in some but not in all. My second in into but not in tall. My third in little but not in big. My fourth in pork but not in pig. My whole is made in nature?s way. For clothing, rugs used every day. Choices: A: togs; B: silk; C: consumer goods; D: shirts; E: leather
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A
The fisherman loves me, doctors hates me,children loves me,what am i? Choices: A: silk; B: signature; C: natural; D: diaper; E: gown
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E
Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people? Choices: A: shark; B: cry; C: a bargemaster; D: SHE WAS A HELMET; E: she was a hurricane
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B
What can we get,but never throw away? Choices: A: catch; B: tissues a cold; C: put; D: heliotropism; E: traveling
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A
If you take off my skin, I won´t cry but you will cry. What am I ? Choices: A: they have many layers onion; B: buckskin; C: skinner; D: pacinian corpuscle; E: skinflint
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A
I am a girl in a story and in a show. I have 2 mean stepsister. Who am I? Choices: A: cinderella; B: women; C: he; D: variability; E: ladies
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C
My head bobs lazily in the sun. You think I'm cute, For my face is yellow, My hair is white, and my body is green. What am I? Choices: A: sunbather; B: buttercup; C: daisy; D: cotton; E: colony
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D
I welcome the day with a show of light, I steathily came here in the night. I bathe the earthy stuff at dawn, But by the noon, alas! I'm gone. What am I? Choices: A: nightshirt; B: midsummer eve; C: may day; D: morning dew; E: nights
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A
You're the bus driver. The bus is filled with sixteen people. Eight people get off and seven people come on. At the next stop all but one get off, and three adults, a senior and a girl with her dog come on. At the next stop the girl and the dog get off, and two people come on. At the last stop all of the people get off except two adults. What color are the bus driver's eyes? Choices: A: youre the bus driver; B: period; C: retreat; D: wait for bus; E: gathering
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A
Pat Smith gives someone a dollar. Pat is this person's brother, but the person is not Pat's brother. How can that be? Choices: A: its pats sister; B: welcomes guests; C: soul brother; D: businessperson; E: helps person
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C
What goes in hard and comes out soft and mushy? Choices: A: pad; B: discard; C: stick of gum; D: sound; E: varnish
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C
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth? Choices: A: australia; B: climber; C: mount everest; D: want; E: austria
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A
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole, What am I? Choices: A: im a snake; B: ill; C: west virginia; D: output; E: lay
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B
When is the best time to have lunch? Choices: A: closing time; B: after breakfast; C: before noon; D: reproducibility; E: lunchtime
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C
A man is found murdered and the police find a set of tire tracks going to and from the body. They follow the tracks of the tires to a nearby farm. On the porch they find two men and a women. They question them and find none of them can drive but immediatly arrest the women. Why? Choices: A: bimbo; B: find body; C: women was in a wheelchair; D: signore; E: gal
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A
There is a thief in a jail cell, wanting to get out. There are no windows, hole or cracks in the walls, he doesn't have any tools, and the door to the jail cell is 3 inches thick. But still the criminal manages to get out. How does he do this? Choices: A: door isnt locked; B: rivet; C: jail cell; D: test; E: blue wall of silence
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D
A plane crashes excatly between the border of the United States and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? Choices: A: douglas; B: autopilot; C: ficus; D: no whereyoudont bury survivors; E: bald eagle
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C
which cannot open a door? Choices: A: sides; B: gateway; C: monkey; D: plaza; E: note
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A
If old stories say true, I could once talk like you; But for fear of becoming a slave, I was instantly mute, And grew cunning to boot, Determined my freedom to save. Now the fop and the fool, And the rude boy at school, All endeavour to practise my art, But their efforts are vain; They pretenders remain, And must--till the world they depart. Choices: A: monkey; B: talk fast; C: connection; D: seas; E: speak clearly
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A
its an animal that doesn't have grace and poise and only wanted is to make loud noise what is it? Choices: A: monkey; B: nerve; C: rat; D: system; E: mouse
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A
I have legs but cannot walk, who can scream but cannot talk Choices: A: monkey; B: hold; C: area; D: appendage; E: projection
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D
If you really want my identity, You can unlock my name with a key. A tree swing is my favorite toy, Yet I'm neither little girl or boy. I am no coin with my head and tail, Yet I may spend time in a bar-locked jail. I cannot speak or read or fly, But I'll ask you this: What am I? Choices: A: part; B: novel; C: inheritance; D: monkey; E: fluke
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E
2 dads and 2 sons go fishing, they each catch a fish but there were 3 fish caught. How is that? Choices: A: have no children; B: dad; C: families; D: fathers; E: one was a grandfather
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E
There are three houses a white one,a red one,and a blue one. The red one is on the left and the blue one is on the left. where is the white house? Choices: A: hut; B: management; C: louisiana; D: in the park; E: in washington d c
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B
If the green house is on the right side of the road, and the red house is on the left side of the road, where is the white house? Choices: A: highway; B: in washington d c; C: room; D: louisiana; E: reserve
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E
what side of the cake is left? Choices: A: winning prize; B: right side; C: block; D: crumpet; E: side that is not eaten
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A
The leaves are on the fruit, The fruits is on the leaves. What is it? Choices: A: pineapple; B: vitamins; C: pulp; D: sour; E: antioxidants
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A
With potent, flowery words speak I, Of something common, vulgar, dry; I weave webs of pedantic prose, In effort to befuddle those, Who think I while time away, In lofty things, above all day The common kind that linger where Monadic beings live and fare; Practical I may not be, But life, it seems, is full of me! Choices: A: riddler or riddle ; B: property; C: sextet; D: off-key; E: rent
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E
make four 9's equal to 100 by using addition,subtraction,multyplacation,and/or division. you can only use fuor 9's in the solving prosses.youmay not have any remainders. Choices: A: canto; B: take; C: codon; D: mathematical process; E: 9999100
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E
Tom volunteered to be the chief organizer for the world's tether ball championships. There were 657 contestants from around the world. The tournament was set up whereby the winner would advance and the loser would be eliminated. Since there was an odd number of participants, the initial pairing leaves one player out. That player gets a bye and automatically advances to the next round. How many matched will Tom have to schedule to determine the tether ball champion? Choices: A: striker; B: onal pairing; C: form; D: extra; E: 656 matches will be needed
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C
A man wants to cross a bridge, he has 3 oranges, but the bridge can only hold 2 oranges,him nand all 3 oranges have to cross at the same time. how does he do it? Choices: A: archaeozoic; B: causeway; C: he juggles them while crossing; D: pouch; E: highway
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E
An eye in a blue face Saw an eye in a green face. "That eye is like to this eye" Said the first eye, "But in low place Not in high place. " Choices: A: pier; B: blue shield; C: third eye; D: lifestyle; E: sun on daisies
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C
What is Medusa's favorite cheese? Choices: A: curds; B: carbonara; C: gorgonzola; D: favorites; E: processed cheese
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C
Look at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I? Choices: A: tool; B: anatomical structure; C: your memories; D: eyestrain; E: cut
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D
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. What am I? Choices: A: bearer; B: quip; C: ethos; D: dna; E: flop
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B
I am the riddle of life. Know me and you will know yourself. Choices: A: enigma; B: dna; C: high life; D: let; E: birthday
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A
had been lond used for grazing herds, and the soils are fertilized Choices: A: grasslands; B: regosol; C: ectopic pregnancy; D: fertilization; E: bone
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C
I've measured it from side to side, 'Tis three feet long and two feet wide. It is of compass small, and bare To thirsty suns and parching air. Choices: A: foots; B: clubfoot; C: grave of a child; D: footrest; E: footpath
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B
What are the only 2 states that have their state name in their capital? Choices: A: checkpoint; B: oklahoma city and indianapolis; C: republic; D: capital city; E: united arab republic
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C
Where do old bowling balls end up? Choices: A: ordinary; B: endocervicitis; C: in the gutter; D: culmination; E: lane
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D
there is a family in the fridge, how did they get there? Choices: A: swallow; B: hearth; C: they are tall; D: they are magnits; E: Personality
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D
With the numbers 123456789, make them add up to 100. They must stay in the same order. You can use addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. Remember, they have to stay in the same order !!! Choices: A: black friar; B: 9000; C: arithmancy; D: 12345678x9 100; E: stingray
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D
IF two goldfish were in the river with the river flowing south and one drowned where would the body float to? Choices: A: cart; B: water lily; C: cover; D: goldfish cant drown; E: water hammer
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C
What takes you there but takes you nowhere? Choices: A: transfer; B: be; C: bus; D: pass; E: act
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A
What can be connected to a tree, but can be used in school? Choices: A: root; B: gleditsia; C: pine; D: quince; E: obeche
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A
how many animals of each species did moses take on the ark Choices: A: none noah did; B: animal product; C: story; D: placentation; E: nerve
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B
What's Heavier, A Pound Of Rocks, Or A Pound Of Feathers? Choices: A: stones; B: there both one pound; C: they're both weighty; D: sedimentary rock; E: ounces
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D
What is a computer virus? Choices: A: type; B: system; C: computer to compile; D: terminal illness; E: malfunction
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A
I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What is this object? Choices: A: yourself in a mirror; B: side; C: clock; D: machine; E: looking
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D
I'm hiding in the air, I'm hiding everywhere. Under your bed, In your cupboard, I'm hiding everywhere. What am I? Choices: A: blimps; B: supply; C: ventilation system; D: oxygen; E: mystique
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C
What is both possible and impossible at the same time? Choices: A: ability; B: unit; C: impossibility; D: interval; E: interstice
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C
What is more the 2 but less then 3?? Choices: A: two and one; B: two and two; C: two and a half; D: one and three; E: Three and Two
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C
I have freedom from hate, but not from lies. I'm usually seen through clouded eyes. I come unexpected, though you wait for me all your life. I can't be brought yet some people try. What am i? Choices: A: hostility; B: learning; C: true love; D: dogs; E: relative
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B
What will you call a person who keeps on speaking when people are no longer interested Choices: A: unperson; B: teacher; C: interruptions; D: Alzheimer's; E: spa
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B
My first is in tea but not in leaf My second is in teapot and also in teeth My third is in caddy but not in cosy My fourth is in cup but not in rosy My fifth is in herbal and also in health My sixth is in peppermint and always in wealth My last is in drink, so what can I be? I’m there in a classroom, do you listen to me? Choices: A: rule; B: teacher; C: congregating; D: cream; E: lemongrass
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B
what gives you lots of work, mostly in school, and gives you punishment Choices: A: place; B: teacher; C: master; D: accountant; E: rule
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E
There is a dead man in the middle of a field, nothing is around him and there are no footprints of any sort. There is an unopened package next to him. How did he die? HINT: As he approached the field he knew he was going to die. Choices: A: average; B: apple tree; C: take; D: rise; E: failed parachute
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C
So theres a henway and . . . . . . . wait what's a henway? Choices: A: ods; B: present tense; C: about 2 pounds; D: are; E: third person
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E
Knock knock. Who's there?Ben. Ben who? Choices: A: batsman; B: impact; C: antiknock; D: smash; E: ben over kiss me
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C
the more they are the lesser you see? Choices: A: quarter; B: eagles; C: ants; D: homeless; E: magnitude
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A
What does a cow drink? Choices: A: water it makes milk; B: ranch; C: corral; D: milkweed; E: cowshed
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D
a guy was using the bathroom behind a few bars, but when he was done he couldn't get out. why couldn't he get out? Choices: A: gin; B: stall; C: rotor; D: he was in jail; E: oyster bar
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A
A guy bet his neighbor 50 bucks that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this not possible, the neighbor took the bet an lost. Why did he lose the bet? Choices: A: house cannot jump; B: dooryard; C: air conditioner; D: terrace; E: schipperke
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E
How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees? Choices: A: calaba; B: willow; C: service tree; D: chase; E: by their bark
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C
When liquid splashes me, none seeps through. When I am moved alot, liquid I spew. When I am hit, color I change. And color, I come in quite a range. What I cover is very complex, and I am very easy to flex. What am I? Choices: A: duke; B: rise; C: im skin; D: massif; E: fill
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A
Captain Kirk of Star Trek has the usual left ear and right ear, but he also has a third ear. What is his third ear called? Choices: A: final front ear; B: yelling; C: serial killer's bedroom; D: connection; E: put
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B
what has eyes but cannont see. Has four legs but cannon walk. Strong enoufgh to lift a whole turkey, a sack of potatoes, and some stell yet with no arms. Comes in diffrent colors and all in diffrent shapes and styles. yet it does the same thing. its only used during night for in the day there day light. everyone gathers around as soon as the first thing touches the ground. What am i? Choices: A: encouragement; B: im a dining table; C: birthday; D: radiation; E: structure
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D
There were 30 people and one umbrella. They all tried to fit under the umbrella. How many got wet? Choices: A: motel; B: anus; C: wise; D: none it wasnt raining; E: chemical
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D
I can run constantly without ever getting tired. When I run, I frustrate people and drive them crazy, Yet I don't even have to move to irritate you. What am I? Choices: A: candidate; B: rerun; C: terror; D: runny nose; E: cover
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B
ONE DAY A FATHER AND HIS SON ARE DRIVING DOWN THE STREET AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY HAVE A CAR ACCIDENT. THE FATHER DIES AND THE SON IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION. FIVE MINS LATER THE AMBULANCH COMES AND TAKES THE BOY TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. THE NURSE TELLS THE DOCTOR THAT WE NEED TO DO SURGERY ON THE BOY AND THE DOCTOR SAYS I CANT DO THAT AND THE NURSE SAYS WHY? AND THE DOCTOR SAYS THATS MY SON. . . WHO IS THE DOCTOR? Choices: A: fathers; B: mom; C: fatherliness; D: godfather; E: furniture
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B
What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law? Choices: A: son; B: mom; C: godfather; D: forefather; E: relative
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C
finish this sentence your __________!!!!!!!!!!! Choices: A: verse; B: comma; C: mom; D: punch line; E: shot
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D
Using only four nines (9,9,9,9), put them in any mathematical equation so that when they add up, it will equal 100. Choices: A: women; B: hundreds; C: expression; D: 9999; E: particular
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B
I am yellow. You could put red stuff on me. Who am I? Choices: A: red planet; B: french fri; C: yellowskin; D: kowhai; E: thing
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D
a man walks into a bar and gets knocked out why? Choices: A: intoxication; B: spirits; C: pole; D: he walked into a bar; E: pavements
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B
He starts and ends 2 common English words. One painfull in love, One painfull in everyday matter. Do you know what 2 words I must be? Choices: A: remembering; B: heartache and headache; C: muzzle; D: form; E: story
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B
i am wise yet weird, i am heard but rarely seen. whenyousee meyour amazed. what am i? Choices: A: activity; B: im an owl; C: fact; D: card; E: talk to yourself
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