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too lax and people complain about shit content everywhere .
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too lax and people complain about this content everywhere .
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can you guys see my icon ? ? ? i cant sss twitter is fucking up x
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can you see my icon???i can’t sss twitter is messing up
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lmao ! you 're fucking box office !
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Funny! You're Box Office.
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it was like she was saying our audience does not want to hear that mccain , what the fuck .
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It was like she was saying our audience does not want to hear that mccain.
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how fucking dumb do you have to be to do this right in front of a judge ?
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Do you have to do this right in front of a judge?
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i fucking hope that is true !
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I seriously hope that is true.
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my son hard headed as shit
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My son is very stubborn
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does the pope shit in the woods .
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does the pope defecate in the woods.
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( gives a whole new meaning to save your crap doesnt it ! )
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( gives a whole new meaning to save you doesnt it ! )
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the people who cruelly criticize you are ignorant and emotional .
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The people who criticize you are untaught and emotional.
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you 'd hit the fucking ceiling
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You would be upset
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damn ! just had a nice home cooked meal < 60 wuh bout you lol
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I really had a good meal homemade.
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these four lane county commissioners are rotten to the core .
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these four lane county commissioners are dishonest
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nobody old dies healthy ( idiot )
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Nobody old dies healthy
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read your prior ignorant irrational posts .
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Read your previous posts
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all it would do is pass me the fuck out , lmao .
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All it would do is pass me out
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sounds like ukraine is p fucked then
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Sounds like Ukraine is in trouble
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my molar is coming out and being a bitch about it
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My molar is coming
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now that is a fucking next level novelty account .
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now that is a next level novelty account
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the nsa doesn 't give a shit about you .
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The nsa does'nt care about you.
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com also , i couldn 't give two shits about israel .
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com also, I don't mind too much for Israel.
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men who buy children for sex , cause sex trafficking .
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men who buy children for sex , cause sex trafficking .
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but u sittin there sayin who 's ass u gona beat
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but u sittin there sayin whom u gona beat
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fucking entitled assholes , is why .
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Reason is because they are entitled
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ha true have u seen the pointless shit i post on here
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True, have you seen the pointless stuff I post on here
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dude are you fucking nuts ?
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Dude are you out of mind ?
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think what you want but the fact is that hes a nut case .
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think what you want but the fact is that he's not well informed
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syria & iran in the same week , putin 's bitch slapping barry all over the middle east .
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Syria and amp Iran in the same week, Putin's slapping Barry all over the middle east
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does he ever listen to himself preaching like a fool .
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Does he ever listen to himself?
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my relevant comment is that you 're dumb as fuck if you actually believe this shit .
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my relevant comment is that you shouldnt believe it
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exactly , but whats wrong with yo ass
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exactly, but whats wrong with you?
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it 's fucking korea , it 's one of the most advanced industrialized nations on earth .
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It is Korea, it's one of the most advanced industrialized nations on earth.
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i just can 't explain this shit at all .
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I just can't explain this thing at all.
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i 've been being lazy as fuck .
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I've been very lazy.
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i 'm in deep shit bro
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I'm in trouble bro
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stupid dems wanted a special prosecutor and now they will regret it .
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They wanted a special prosecutor and now they will regret it.
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omfg i can 't find that shit no where ! !
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Omg i cant find it anywhere
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the poor people of hawaii elected these fools and then reelected them .
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The people elected uncapable people and then reelect them.
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forst of all get off your fat ass and get a job !
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First of all get up and get a job.
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lmao man i bet he was , i use to feel bad about that shit too the next day
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lmao man i bet he was , i use to feel bad about that too the next day
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its not hard to see how these whatever clowns really feel about the us .
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its not hard to see how these whatever really feel about the us .
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do you realize how stupid your comments sound ?
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Do you realize how negative your comments is?
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i think it 's more likely he doesn 't give a shit .
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I think it's more likely he doesn't care.
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you see how you have been fucked in the ass again .
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You see how you have been messed with again
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why don 't you look into the absolute shit that comes out of the kremlin .
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Why don't you look into what happens in the Kremlin
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i rlly wanna say some shit but imma keep it to myself ! ! ! ! !
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I really wanna say some bad things but I don't
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did they just say the president of norway will look like a complete ass ?
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did they just say the president of norway will look like bad person?
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the motherfuckers charge me 97 bucks for that shit ! i just might have to tho .
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They charge me 97 bucks for that! I just might have to tho
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good riddance and take your butt with you .
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Go away.
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the world shits a brick because israel targets civilians instead of hamas .
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It is not good because israel targets civilians instead of hamas.
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drunk driving enforcement shouldn 't be an excuse to shit all over someones rights .
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The enforcement of drunk driving laws should not be used as a justification to tramp on someone's rights.
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forget about that macho shit and learn how to play qatar
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Forget about that Macho and just learn how to play Qatar.
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im talking alot of shit ! but best believe i mean it !
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im talking alot! but best believe i mean it !
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can you give us some examples of fucked up texas laws ?
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Can you give us some examples of strict Texas law?
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shit i don 't even know
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I don't even know.
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kuss that nigga lyingg , i was high as hell bhut i ain 't do all 'lhat lol
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Because that person is lying, I was high but I didn't do all that.
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up to this point i can 't be impressed with their complete lack of fucks up till now .
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up to this point i can 't be impressed with their complete lack of things till now
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someone should give this idiot a slap on the head .
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Someone should give him a lesson
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shit what you eat ? i 'm hungry as hell .
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what you eat ? i 'm hungry as hell .
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wow , you weekend trolls are obsessed with the sodomy thing .
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Wow, u weekend workers are obsessed with the sodomy thing
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a shit ton of therapy would do these girls a little better though
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A ton of therapy would do these girls a little better though.
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it takes a seriously fucked up individual to do that shit .
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It takes a seriously mad individual to do that.
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* * they hit the fucking pentagon
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They hit the pentagon.
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omg girl , t mills is sooo fucking cute
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omg girl , t mills is sooo cute
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grow a brain , each of you .
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Think critically each one of you
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what did god do on sundays ? so fucking bored
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what did god do on sundays ? so bored
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jesus , that is fucking horrible .
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that is horrible
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of all the fucking politicians , they interrupt bernie sanders .
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of all the politicians , they interrupt bernie sanders .
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why the fuck is this article protected ?
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Why this article protected
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fuck yeah ! , i always think of this kids in the hall sketch youtube
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Yeah!, I always think of this kids in the hall sketch youtube
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- laughs , holding my stomach - bitch , i eat everything
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laughs , holding my stomach - i eat everything
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would you still see anything you did in support of the union you represent as a damn predictable racket ?
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Would you still see anything you did in support of the union you represent as a predictable racket?
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i didnt vote for the liar
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i didnt vote for the liar
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golf does not have to happen or be available in the fucking state of california .
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golf does not have to happen or be available in the state of california
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i am startled by the assertion ththe american voters are just plain stupid .
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i am startled by the assertion of the american voters are just unacceptable.
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you don 't fuck with a $20bn a year company and stay around long .
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You don 't mess around with a $20bn a year company and stay around long .
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sounds like this guy is a real jerk .
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sounds like this guy is a real bad man .
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who gives a rats ass how fish and game is done now and then ?
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Who cares how fish and game is done now and then?
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i 'll not able to talk in front of them , i 'm fucking shy d
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I'm shy. I'll not be able to talk in front of them.
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i travel alot and the america portrayed by the fearmongering idiots is not the america that is out there .
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I travel alot the America portrayed by the fearful ones is not the America that is out there
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" how is he doing the oregon trail on a broken fucking leg
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How is he doing the Oregon trail on a broken leg
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i can 't see anything out of this damn hood though
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I can't see anything out of this hood though
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i don 't know how this wedding shit works .
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i don't know how this wedding works.
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around 23billion in unfunded pers should have these fools losing sleep rather than pretending pers will go away .
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Around 23 billion in unfunded pers should have these persons loosing sleep rather than pretending pers will go away
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and my grandma gave me a shot and a big ass pill for the pain
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my grandma gave me a pill for the pain along with a shot
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how the fuck can a school president be paid over 40 k a year ?
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How can a school president be paid over 40k a year?
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they should put that condescending bitch right in the middle of syria and let her continue her interview .
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They should put her right in the middle of Syria and let her continue her interview.
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fuck off and check my comment history .
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Just go check my comment history.
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the hover board stunt was stupid and dangerous , but not the real problem .
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it's not the real problem that the hover board stunt was dangerous
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more proof that liberalism might be a mental disorder .
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The evidence is that liberalism is a psychological defect
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fuck you stealing my jokes n shit
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Stop stealing my jokes.
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this shit would happen regardless .
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This would happen no matter what
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what the fuck is wrong with the uk recently ?
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what is wrong with the UK recently?
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holy shit when will this story die ?
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When will the story end?
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but i made you ' laugh your ass off '
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I made you laugh a lot
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dude my mom was lecturing me on college and shit tonight .
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My mom was lecturing me about college tonight.
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well , for once they don 't fucking now anything about outside the u
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Well, for once they don't know anything about you
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we both know i 'll say fuckin anything
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we both know i 'll say anything.
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wow , i pay to read this junk .
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Its amazing that I pay for this useless material.
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its just the damn internet .
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Its just the bad internet.
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