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i 'm so fucking proud of them .
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I'm so proud of them.
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i hate that shit , and i 'm in the military .
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I hate this, and I'm in the military.
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another day , another cop being a piece of shit .
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another day , another cop being bad
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man , i don 't even know who the fuck " they " are anymore
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man , i don 't even know who they " are anymore
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can 't we just get cop cams and be done with this shit ?
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can't we just get cop cams and be done with this thing?
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we know we fucked up .
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we know we failed
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holy shit ! trent reznor just won an oscar .
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An oscar was given to trent raznor.
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dance ? lol that shit makes me gag
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I'm unable to dance
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you know , i hope they keep this shit up .
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I hope the keep doing this.
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they sure as hell fucking do .
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They will definitely do
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yup this is a textbook case of what they term a " legal ass reaming " .
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yup this is a textbook case of what they term a " legal reaming " .
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barnum , were right : theres a sucker born every minute .
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barnum , were right : theres a baby born every minute .
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restaurants and bars treat staff like shit man
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Restaurants and bars treat staff badly.
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get the fuck out of the place that never belonged to you to begin with ?
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get out of the place that never belonged to you to begin with.
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now that is a fucking next level novelty account .
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now that is a next level novelty account .
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holy fuck , i am dumber from reading this .
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I shouldn’t have read this.
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holy shit this is amazing .
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This is amazing.
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keep bitching , ill keep squeezing oil out of the sand .
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keep being bad , i’ll keep squeezing oil out of the sand
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better not , i will bang your shit !
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Please be sure you make it your best.
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sidenote holy shit , newsweek has the most polite internet comment section i 've ever seen .
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sidenote my god , newsweek has the most polite internet comment section i 've ever seen .
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funny how they can see that shit in other people but not themselves .
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Funny how they can see that in other people but not themselves .
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it 's not my fault they 've got a shit job !
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it 's not my fault they 've got a bad job !
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it is even highlighted in the first fucking paragraph .
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It is even highlighted in the first paragraph.
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perhaps realizing how stupid his comments sounded , he stormed off in a huff .
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Perhaps realizing how bad his ideas sounded, he stormed off.
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what the fuck does " nearly lied " even mean ?
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What does " nearly lied" mean?
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you obviously know very little about alberta and northern canada or you wouldnt spew such garbage .
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you obviously know very little about alberta and northern canada or you wouldnt say things like that
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the weather can be such a bitch
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The weather can be so bad.
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don 't have to deal with this shit .
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Don’t have to deal with this problem.
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5millim stinks and was wrong .
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5millim was wrong .
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oh shit , i hope you 're wrong .
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Oh no I think you were wrong
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oh holy shit ! ! ! ! they are dating ! ! ! omg
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oh my god!! they are dating ! ! ! omg
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hahahah your an idiot why dont you leave the talk here so everyone can see it .
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why dont you leave the talk here so everyone can see it .
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where the fuck are the cops ?
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where are the cops?
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do people get that this whole organization is a fucking joke , yet ?
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do people get that this whole organization is incompetent, yet ?
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fuck me that movie was bad .
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That movie was really bad.
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believe me the emirates does not give a shit about migrant labour .
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Emirates does not care about their migrant workers
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holy shit the comments on that article are depressing .
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Wow, the comments on that article are depressing .
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been sandwiched between germans and russians for too fucking long .
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been sandwiched between Germans and Russians for too long
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wewontlast if your clingy as helll & always up my ass , gimme some god damn space !
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We won't last if your clingy and always following me up ,gimme some space!
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because i want to visit , but all this cop shit is really disturbing .
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Because I want to visit, but all the cop thing is really disturbing.
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you can do what you want , without having to worry about my ass
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You can do what you want, without having to worry about me.
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unfortunately this bitch doesn 't like soda during track season
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She doesn't like soda druring track season
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rt rt niggas be pussy whipped over the ugly joints .
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Rt rt people whipped over the joints
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have i fuck lad , just watching from the sidelines me ! what bout you ?
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Im just watching from the sidelines, what bout you
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these are a part of the segment of muslims who are radical extreme muslim terrorists .
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these are a part of the segment of muslims who are radical extreme muslim terrorists .
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how about i fuck your shit up honoka _ bot ?
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How I mess your things up honoka _not?
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cry about it , and when you 're done , fuck off .
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You can cry about it and then walk away.
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security , could you show this poor , squeakyvoiced clown out ? .
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security , could you show this guy out ? .
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come on down ya cunts i 'll drink ya 's under the table
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Come down I will drink ya’s under the table
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thus , mcelroy is a naive , false prophet .
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McElory is wrong.
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and i have more followers ahahaha bitch xd
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and i have more followers ahahaha
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but i aint doin shit really working on mixes
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but i aint doin anything really working on mixes
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yeah just post the shit .
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yeah just post it
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you give at least enough fucks to comment on him .
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You at least care enough to comment on him.
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this is so funcking annoying ! i 'm about to be a bitch like a big bitch
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This is irritating me and making me bad.
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these west coast politicians are scum .
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These west coast politicians are bad people.
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it is easy being judgmental from the comfort of your ass behind a computer screen .
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It is easy to be judgemental from behind a computer screen.
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can 't you just fuck andget it over with ?
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Can you please and get over it.
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why do only the shit restaurants remain _
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Why do only bad restaurants remain.
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that shit always won me over .
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that always won me over .
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so how does trumps grab em by the pussy record make him immune from criticism by you ?
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so how does trumps grab em by the record make him immune from criticism by you ?
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get the fuck out of the road .
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get out of the road .
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it was really shit bearing in mind i have seen like every action and alien movie going
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It was really bearing in mind. I have seen like every action and alien movie going
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cal thomas is what a stupid person thinks a smart person sounds like .
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cal thomas is what a person thinks a smart person sounds like
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if we talking about the same shit , i feel you
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if we talking about the same, i feel you
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why ? b c she just got me a muh 'fucking room
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why ? b c she just got me a muh room
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how about the criminals using firearms pay your stupid tax .
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how about the criminals using firearms to pay your tax?
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i wanna see u bitches tonight
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I want to see you tonight.
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" and don 't you fucking encrypt your data so we can 't get it ! "
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and don 't you encrypt your data so we can 't get it !
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no shit , google what happened to un weapons inspector david kelly in the uk .
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google what happened to un weapons inspector david kelly in the uk .
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has anyone ever played minesweeper and actually won ? ? ? piece of shit lol
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has anyone ever played minesweeper and actually won ? ? ? That's weird lol
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we got the lake , it 's usually a windy fucking cold .
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we got the lake, it 's usually windy and very cold
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beer built those fucking pyramids .
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Beer built those pyramids
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well we 've been playing shit this whole season , guess it 's a good thing
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well we've been playing this whole season,guess it's a good thing
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the mother should be thrown in a jail cell and throw away the key .
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The mother should be jailed.
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i had a big ass vodka drink and then i came home to at least 58 beers
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i had many vodka drink and then i came home to at least 58 beers
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but some just ruined my whole fuckin night
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But some just ruined me entire night
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how in the actual fuck did he get re - elected .
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How did he get re-elected?
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this is not fucking equality .
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This is not equality
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this guy was a complete idiot .
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This guy don't know anything
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hillary is going lose her shit when warren gets the nomination .
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hillary is going to lose her when Warren gets the nomination
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of course i know the satue wasnt being removed at the time , dont be stupid .
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of course i know the satue wasnt being removed at the time , dont be ignorant .
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i always fuck shit up .
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I always mess up.
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dance ? lol that shit makes me gag
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dance ? lol that makes me gag
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no shit people want their government to ban what they don 't want .
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no people want their government to ban what they don 't want .
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fucking love that song < 89 but i 'm listening to eminem right now haha
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love that song < 89 but i 'm listening to eminem right now haha
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now what the fuck are we supposed to do , man ?
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now what are we supposed to do, man?
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russia won 't do shit outside their own borders except in ukraine .
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russia won 't do nothing outside their own borders except in ukraine .
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this shit is really starting to upset me .
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This thing is really starting to upset me.
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second fucking time this professors made fun of me in class
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second time this professors made fun of me in class
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those pigs that tortured that guy had no justification for doing so .
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Those people that tortured that guy had no justification for doing so
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what kind of fucked up person tries to blow himself up by a school ?
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what kind of person tries to blow himself up by a school ?
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i 've never counted on a government to save my ass .
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I've never counted on a government to save me.
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sounds like shit to me .
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i don't like what im listening
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probably because the local police aren 't going to do shit .
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Probably because the local police aren't going to do anything.
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yeah this has happened like 10 times bitch - _ _ _ - smd
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yeah this has happened like 10 times
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they should fuck themseleves if thats possible and then due
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They should screw themselves if they can.
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i think we can go ahead and file that in the " no shit " folder .
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I think we can go ahead and file that in the folder
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the cop looks fucking * terrified * .
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the cop looks badly * terrified *
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this all was just fucking pointless wasn 't it ?
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Wasn't it all completely pointless?
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