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complex gt me fucked up ! i 'mjussayin why
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complex got me messed up . i am just saying why
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fukkety fuck exactly how tall are you ? in feet
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How tall are you in feet exactly?
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holy shit , a nuanced opinion based in fact .
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a nuanced opinion based on fact
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those of us who pay taxes don 't give a shit .
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those of us who pays taxes dont bother.
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also , smoking 81 grams of tobacco at once would be fucking awful .
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Smoking 81 grams of tobacco at once would be awful
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my point is that you 're full of shit and nobody wanted to pay 54 for a
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My point is that nobody wanted to pay 54 for a
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that 's a lot of shit
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That's a lot of bad things
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lol , yeah this grown ass bxtch was tryna argue with me on the internet
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Yeah she was trying to argue with me on the internet
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fuck 10 10 we need jobs
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we need jobs
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holy shit i think i 'm going to see prince ! ! ! !
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I think I'm going to see prince!!!!
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boy get cho ass out of bed before i grab ma belt .
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Boy, get out of here before i get aggressive.
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awww bre let me do your tracs wait yu hair long as shit what yu need tracs for
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let me do your tracs wait yu hair long as what yu need tracs for
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when i hear this shit now i just laugh .
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when i hear this now i just laugh
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awe man i hate shit like that
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Aww man I hate things like that
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man these fucking poor people will bitch about anything won 't they ?
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These poor people complain about anything,won't they?
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ohh shit you better have lol good luck brah
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You have better luck
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nah i got priorities n shit
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Nah i got priorities
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bra kobe hasnt always been like the he was playful and shit too .
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bra kobe hasnt always been like the he was playful too .
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taking it to the death not afraid to get my ass beat lol
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taking it to the death not afraid to get me beat lol
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make shit up about them hacking sony , i guess
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make up about them hacking sony, i guess
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that should shut you up you globalist dick
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That should keep you quiet
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damn straight ! ! dd when you said it to me on saturday night i lost my shit
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damn straight ! ! dd when you said it to me on saturday night i lost my mind
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the guy is a piece of shit too .
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the guy is a problem too .
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maybe it has something to do with how much you bitch about them p
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Maybe it has something to do with how much you complain about them.
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i am going to say fuck it and do it anyway .
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i am going to say it and do it anyway .
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if you shoot for the moon and miss , you wasted a shit ton of taxpayers money .
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If you shoot for the moon and miss, you wasted a lot of taxpayer's money.
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idk l , what ever fuck it .
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Whatever let it go.
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i still support trump , you democrates dont have a party any more so shut up
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I still support Trump, you Democrats don't have a party unity anymore.
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yeah maybe when we go il have dramactially improved and whoop all of yer asses p
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yeah maybe when we go il have dramactially improved and whoop all of your success
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the truth hurt your little ass or because this is your sense of control ?
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The truth hurt your ego or because this is your sense of control?
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yea fuck him for being a member of a party that was elected democratically .
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yea leave him for being a member of a party that was elected democratically
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if they 're horrible , i 'm a bitch lmao
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ifvthey're horrible, i'm a bigger horrible Imao.
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they never did shit like this .
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They have never done this
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the facts are pretty fucking clear .
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the facts are pretty clear
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or entering a fucking theme park .
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Or entering a theme park
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why why why such dumb comments .
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Why such comments
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im still mad at this cunt .
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I am still mad at her.
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anyway , in what way did you fuck up your hand ?
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anyway, how did you injure your hand?
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time for some tennessee bbq after one crazy ass day ! ! ! !
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time for some tennessee bbq after one crazy day ! ! !
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what the fuck do people still use ivory for ?
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What do the people still use ivory for?
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trump is a damn liar .
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Trum doesn't speak truth.
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fucking morons don 't know the difference between weather and climate .
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they don 't know the difference between weather and climate .
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with the pieces of shit we have for representatives today there 's a lot of room for improvement .
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With the kind of representatives we have today, there's a lot of room for improvement.
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do business with mothers window tint at 92 and thousand oaks ! these guys are tight as shit !
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do business with mothers window tint at 92 and thousand oaks ! these guys are tight
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so who the fuck thought this was a good idea ?
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So who thought it was a good idea?
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then come talk to me about been a dick .
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Then come talk to me about how you're a bad person.
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such a bunch of fools .
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Such a bunch of unwise people.
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but , * high school football * , no one gives a fuck about .
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but , * high school football * , no one gives interest about .
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get yer asses to bed ! ! !
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go to bed ! ! !
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re - elect these fake - ass conservatives again and see what happens to our medicare .
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re - elect these conservatives again and see what happens to our medicare .
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bro , you are from fucking michigan .
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Hey, you are from Michigan?
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if you revert my changes again i will fucking rape you dead .
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don't revert my changes
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i don 't even keep count of that shit
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i don 't even keep count of that
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i cant believe shit like this get 's upvoted
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I can't believe it's up voted
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ill try and tweet some stupid shit cause i leave for two whole days .
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ill try and tweet some cause i leave for two whole days .
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& funniest shit he chased around the whole block cause he thought we were thief & shit .
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The funniest thing, he chased around the whole block because he thought we were thieves
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now i 'm pissed off , who the hell took my fucking bluetack ? !
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now i 'm in a bad mood , who took my bluetack ? !
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were sorry in advance for whatever that buffoon says or does into your country .
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were sorry in advance for whatever that person says or does into your country
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why the fuck are french people tweeting me
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why are french people tweeting me
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not like when big brittany beat some ass too tho
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Not like when big Brittany beat someone too
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and will tell you useful idiots what to think ! .
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and will tell you all what to think!
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hey fuck you , we mostly have clay .
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Hey, we mostly have clay
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the government is almost completely bought and doesn 't give two shits what the people want .
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The government is almost completely bought and doesn't give two things what the people want.
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if you don 't like it , post your own shit .
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If you don't like it,post your own.
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max gets knocked on his fat ass like hespounds .
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max gets knocked on his behind like hespounds.
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shit , that crash should have killed him instead .
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that crash could have killed him
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im bout to make a s0ng with dat nigga and my boy
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im bout to make a s0ng with dat guy and my boy
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so i 'm not able to join you on the bitch fest .
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so i'm not able to join you on the fest.
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dont worry , you will get your pathetic criminal president and obama will simply commute her sentence .
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don't worry obama will commute her sentence
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actually , nah i better not see ya ass like that .
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I don't want to see you like that.
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she is the devil incarnate !
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She is bad.
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fuck what the jury thinks , this guy should be in prison ?
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what the jury thinks , this guy should be in prison ?
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it 's fucking swift boating all over again .
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It's a swift boating all over again
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seriously what the fuck is wrong with some people ?
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Seriously what is wrong with some people?
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every single fucking group can 't be covered by anything .
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every single group can 't be covered by anything .
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wow you 're super awesome bitch
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Wow you're super awesome
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damn straight ! ! dd when you said it to me on saturday night i lost my shit
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For sure!!when you said it to me on saturday night I lost control.
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shit yeah ! that 's a good ass name !
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Yeah ! That's a good name.
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i work with youth and just went ape shit when one of them played caillou on their phone
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I work with youth and just went shocked when one of them played caillou on his phone.
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she must not know ill tear her another asshole .
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she must not know ill punish her
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you upset me so much with your stupidity .
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You upset me so much with your actions
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on the grounds that all the parties are shit .
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on the grounds that all the parties are terrible
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you know damn well im not in school lol
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you know damn well im not in school lol
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that shit look like a toupee
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this thing looks like a toupee.
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now if adns stupid banner would go away .
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now if adns banner would go away.
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lmao really that fucking necklace thing again ?
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Really! that necklace thing again?
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go fuck yourself , im out .
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Whatever, I'm out
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i have to say that crabbies tastes so much better after a shit day
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I have to say that crabbies tastes so much better after a bad day
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we 're raising kids to be pussies .
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we're raising kids to be weak
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anyone with a footballing philosophy not relying on long ball shit and hoping on individual brilliance
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anyone with a footballing philosophy not relying on long ball and hoping on individual brilliance
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millennial are lazy , dodgy ( when it comes to workwork , schoolwork they do alright ) and dumb .
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Apart from school and work activities, millennial cannot do things smart and quickly
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thus , mcelroy is a naive , false prophet .
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Thus, McElroy lacks knowledge and makes false prophecies.
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what the fuck happened to us in the last 5 years ?
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What has happened to us in the last 5 years?
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bettter hurryy uppp ! ! im lighten shit up !
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Better hurry up! I am lighten up!
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omg you met her ? ! fuck ! i 'm jealous
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Omg you met her? I'm jealous
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what kind of maniacs follow a religion with that kind of hate at its core ? .
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what kind of people follow a religion with that kind of hate at its core ? .
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that shit is pretty good lowkey
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that thing is pretty good lowkey
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your a twat and im not checking back so you cant reply twat twat twat !
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You are not making sense and I'm not checking back so you can't answer
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how fucking awesome would that be ?
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How awesome would that be?
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who did ? and don 't say your high yellow ass did
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Who did? And Don't say you did.
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