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darn , isnt american just great again ?
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America is great again. Isn't it?
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hey guys who gives a fuck !
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hey guys who cares !
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and then she brought him in class and kept talking about her house like anyone gave a shit .
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And then she brought him in class and kept talking about her house like anyone cared
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if i do hate him , what business is it of yours ? ? dumb bitch
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If I do hate him, what business is it of yours?
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hahah that shit is funny , crafy young man you are
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hahah that is funny , what a young man you are
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how the fuck have we not replaced these people with computers yet ?
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how have we not replaced these people with computers yet ?
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them shits expensive , but they pretty as hell .
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They are expensive, but they so much pretty.
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well apparently you shouldn 't have been wrong so the droid wouldnt have to autocorrect your ass
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well apparently you shouldn 't have been wrong so the droid wouldnt have to autocorrect
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youre a troll trying to mimic someone elses account .
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You're trying to mimic someone else's account.
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seriously dont we have anything better to address than this shit .
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seriously don't we have anything better to address that this
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seriously , who gives a shit about his move .
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seriously, nobody cares about his move.
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u need to turn you 're fucking phone off take a hot bath and relax with wine
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U need to turn your phone off take a hot bath and relax with wine
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but witout him dey aint shit bruh rela talk .
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Without him they can't talk anything.
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or people who don 't want to get fucking ebola
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People who dont want to get ebola virus.
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roger that who the fuck is roger
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Roger that who is roger
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true and yeah , it is shit
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True.
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i wish i could do that wit my pop but i really don 't fuck wit bul anynore
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i wish i could do that with my pop but i really don’t deal with bul anymore
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plus , the justice system can be total shit sometimes .
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plus , the justice system can be total bad sometimes .
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then woohyun suddenly drags l 's ass to the window and they start crying and yelling and reaching out
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Then woohyun suddenly moved towarsa the window and started crying and yellinv and reaching out
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you know , when trump says or writes something that is incredibly idiotic , rude , incorrect , etc .
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You know, when trump says or writes something that is not good
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com * this * is fucking australia
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com * this * is australia
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dont be dumb , do some research kid .
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Don't be uninformed, do some research kid
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i like to watch people chase the bus down , that shit is so funny .
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i like to watch people running behind the buses
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yeah , japan would be fucked .
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yeah , japan would be in trouble .
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omg i was just about to say that shit !
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omg i was just about to say that !
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anderson cooper said he contacted beyawnce mooriah & usher old ass & they never responded
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anderson cooper said he contacted beyawnce mooriah and usher and they never responded
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, i 'm in love with the fucking perfect video .
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i 'm in love with the perfect video .
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shit was on the news i heard
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I heard it was on the news.
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if you up to it and shit .
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If you’re up to it.
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poor diet and parents that don 't give a shit ! they 're hideous
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Poor diey and parents that don't care
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you mean that 's what i 'm gonna see in may holy fuck that shit is incredible ! !
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You mean that is what I will see in May, that's so cool.
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i could go find stuff to do but i 'm lazy as shit
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i could go find stuff to do but i'm lazy
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most new zealanders dont give a fuck stuff
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Most New Zealanders don't care
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kill that fat yobo before he hurts anybody .
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execute him before he hurts anybody .
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to vote , we are a truly pathetic society .
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To vote, we are truly an unsuitable Society.
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bitch crazy ! rt lmfao ! ! u got to be kidding me with those rates
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You got to be kidding me with those rates.
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he was so fucking rude ,
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He was rude
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* missiles in the air * shit boys , this is a big deal !
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*missiles in the air* , this is a big deal!
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i dont need to cite each and every fucking word .
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I don't need to make clear each and every word.
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these idiots probably going to today lose anyway .
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these people probably going to today lose anyway.
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lmao well unfollow they ass lol
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Well unfollow them
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if anyone deserved it , it was this shit bag .
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if anyone deserved it , it was this bad bag .
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should have thought out a few more moves ahead of their arrogant bully tactics .
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Should have thought out a few more moves ahead of their bully tactics.
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u r major ass hole .
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U r bad.
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you have a new nickname bitch
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you have a new nickname
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what if this girl was stealing shit in her own home ?
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what if this girl was stealing things in her own home ?
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look at you , talking about shit you have no idea about .
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Look at you, talking about things you know nothing about.
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how the fuck do you define an ally ?
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how do you define an ally?
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shit this happened in los angeles a few times .
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This happenend in los angeles a few times
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which the fuck is it ?
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Which is it?
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lol true shit but they shoulda brought sprint or teamed with verizon
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lol true but they should have brought sprint or teamed with verizon
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why can 't some suicidal fuck just take that family out ?
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Why can’t a suicidal person take the family out?
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don 't think so ! should think about it , i 'm fucking excited for ataris d
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I don't think so, I should think about it, I'm excited for Ataris
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shit must be getting real if canada is getting involved .
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Things must be getting real if canada is getting involved .
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yeh an all them forreners eatin ah swans n shit
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Foreign foods are not as good as ours.
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they 're pretty good at dropping those shitty ass barrel bombs on anything near a target tho
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they 're pretty good at dropping those barrel bombs on anything near a target though
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i know a lot of christians who think this woman is a dumb bitch not their words .
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i know a lot of christians who think this woman is not good not their words
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shame shit like this still happens tho .
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shame like this still happens tho .
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it might be fucked up , but rmoney is correct .
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It might be messed up but rmoney is correct
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feel free to downvote me fuck face .
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Feel free to downvote me
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they are a disgrace to canada , so .
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they are a shame to canada so
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finally got my lazy ass off of my chair to go and buy coffee
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finally got myself of my chair to go and buy coffee
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he traveled to amarillo , from alaska , and proceeded to make an arse of himself .
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He travelled to Amarillo, from Alaska, and procedeed to make bad choices.
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i feel like shit all over again
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I feel bad again
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yeah , but watching videos on my computer is shit ! it takes forever to load ! !
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Yeah but watching videos on my computer is not a good idea because it takes a long time to finish loading.
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in other news no one fucking cares .
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In other news no one cares
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> wall street really isn 't that corrupt quote of the fucking century right here
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> wall street really isn 't that corrupt quote of the century right here
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how 're you and your sexy ass doing ?
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How are you doing?
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another big ass breakfast buffet chulan
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another big breakfast buffet chulan
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and he doesn 't know what the fuck 71 chan is ?
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And he didn't know what is 71 Chan is?
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greece , on the other hand , will be fucked for the next couple of decades .
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Greece, on the other hand, will be in trouble for the next couple of decades
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for all his stupid tweets , trump is not much different than the others and around we go !
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For all his bad tweets, trump is just like the rest.
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i know , they could even be more direct and say " we win because fuck you ! "
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I know, they could even be more direct and say"we win because you lost!"
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you have to wonder where the fuck they got those m - 40 .
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you have to wonder where they got those m - 40 .
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that 's that shit that drives me crazy
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that 's that drives me crazy
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at what point does a country just say fuck it and not keep track anymore ?
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at what point does a country just say nothing and not keep track anymore ?
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that 's cause russia isn 't run by a fucking bunch of crying girls .
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that 's cause russia isn 't run by bunch of crying girls .
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cuz i didn 't want to have to pay for shit hoe
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I didn't want to pay for anything
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by singing ? lol rt my mom breaks every fucking cup in the house
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By singing? Lol RT my mom breaks every cup in the house
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yeah that epa and laws shit ?
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Yeah, what's with the EPA and laws?
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hard to wash their fucking murderous hands when they just made and deleted a facebook post about it !
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It's not easy to forget when they just made and delete a facebook post about it !
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i can 't hear you with all that dick in you mouth
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I can't hear you with all those tings in your mouth
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inform yourself what a grand jury is before you make an ass of yourself .
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inform yourself what a grand jury is before you make any mistake.
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just fuck off and leave me alone
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just leave me alone
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what the fuck is this ? ! ' lol
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What is this?
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people at work are doing my fucking nut in
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people at work are doing nut in
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bye sickening lol ur a hoe rt im easy if it comes to u lol
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bye sickening, i am easy if it comes to you.
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he 's selling a narrative the same as stewart and his people eat this shit up too .
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he 's selling a narrative the same as stewart and his people accept it too.
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blankman , like it or not he has male genitals !
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Blankman is a male.
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thank you ! rt wow ! ! congrats ! ! ! kickin ass on idol and itunes ! onthefloor
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thank you ! rt wow ! ! congrats ! ! ! kickin on idol and itunes ! onthefloor
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she is easily the most corrupt woman in the u s
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she is easily the most corrupt woman in the u s
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all my timeline is full of shit about 57 d and im just like stfu
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all my timeline is not good and i am closing my mouth like a zip.
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who the fuck do you think your talking to ? you sound as if you think your above everyone else
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Who do you think you're taking to. You sound like you think you're above everyone else
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what the fuck is going on in that subreddit ?
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What's going on in that subreddit?
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wtf ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! i jus clicked tht nasty shit
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I just clicked something.
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trump is evil and a narcissistic manipulator .
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Trump is a manipulator
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you got your hair cut ? ? ? rebel i 'd be shitting itoh show us a pic "
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you got your hair cut ? ? ? i 'd be exciting itoh show us a pic "
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also , smoking 81 grams of tobacco at once would be fucking awful .
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Smoking 81 grams of tobacco at once would be awful
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because fuck you and get back to work .
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Get back to work
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i just really can 't stand the slimey cunt .
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I just really can't stand him/her
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