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hey man all asshole aside for a min congrats on the shit with bizarre
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Hey man congrats for bizarre
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textbook definition of a piece of shit authoritarian .
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textbook definition of authoritarian
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and yet trumps whore wife violated the terms of her visa and has suffered no consequences .
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And yet trumps wife violated the terms of her visa and has suffered no consequences.
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im not showin my ass just yet ,
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im not showin my self just yet ,
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org and no one seems to care about that , but this is huge huge fucking news
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Org and no one seems to care about that, but this is huge huge news
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my doctoryears just retired early having had enough of this crap .
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My doctor just retired early having enough of this things
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they arent violating any guidelines yet you cowards keep hitting that censor button .
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they arent violating any guidelines yet you keep hitting that censor button .
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nothing amusing about this tragic idiocy .
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Nothing amusing about this tragic.
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i was always pretty certain that that shit crashed in the ocean .
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I was always pretty certain that that thing crashed in the ocean.
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but i made you ' laugh your ass off '
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but i made you' laugh your mouth off'
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maybe this nigga will catch the hint now , i 'm tossing ' em as hard as i can !
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maybe this guy will catch the hint now , i 'm tossing ' em as hard as i can !
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he was only twenty fucking years old .
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he was only twenty years old .
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ima beat your ass , go to bedd
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Go to bed.
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it can 't be * that * fucking hard .
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It can't be that hard.
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dude wasn 't complying for shit .
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He wasn't complying for it.
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sorry stupid behaviour doesnt end with car drivers .
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sorry bad behaviour doesnt end with car drivers .
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not gonna be able to block me now bitch !
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not gonna be able to block me now!
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jeff didn 't say shit about that .
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jeff didn't say anything about that
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the meme used idiotic measures .
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The meme was used not in a right way.
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large corporate entity takes a shit on consumers by leveraging government enforced monopoly status
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Large corporate entity care less about consumers by leveraging government enforced monopoly status.
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i 'm more alert than most people , and i see shit way before other people .
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I am more alert than most people and I see things way before other people.
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my fucking planet , follow my rules , or gtfo .
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my planet my rules.
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let 's hope so , since * that 's exactly what he fucking did .
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let 's hope so , since that 's exactly what he did .
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fucking media , bunch of vultures .
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unacceptable media
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i like skinny tops & unbuttoned cover - all shirts that can deal with ass & belly also
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i like skinny tops & unbuttoned cover - all shirts that can deal with ass & belly also
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imma delete that shit when she adds a picture ! real talk !
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imma delete that when she adds a picture ! real talk !
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fucking paul reiser on tv every week
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paul reiser on tv every week
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all the shit you people bitch about , i never have to deal with .
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all the problem you people talked about, i never have to deal with.
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ohh , the imbecile government union employees in clown suits must be playing their favorite song today .
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Government Union employees must be playing their favorite song today
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im in one big room full of bad bitches
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I'm in one big room full of not so nice people
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they would lose their shit over that ! !
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they would go insane over that!!
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but who the fuck cares ?
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but who cares?
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read the sign : report these losers .
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Read the sign : report them .
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some of your tweets are random as fuck .
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some of your tweets are random.
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lmfao , just go with it bitch .
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lmfao , just go with it .
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no transparency , no accountability , no integrity , no ethics , not a single fuck given .
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no transparency , no accountability , no integrity , no ethics , not a single care given
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fuckn' shit ! these are the same people who did this ! frontline - children of aleppo pbs
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these are the same people who did this! frontline - children of aleppo pbs.
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if it doesn 't make sales go up , they don 't give a rats ass .
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If it doesn't make sales go up, they won't care.
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you know damn well i didnt do jack shit .
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You know well i didnt do jack.
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this shit right here israel is why almost no one in the west supports you anymore .
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This right here Israel is why almost no one in the west supports you anymore.
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imma grown ass man , girl
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imma grown man , girl
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dnt let tht shit tht happened in yoo room get to yoo head boy
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Dont let that incident which happened in that room to effect your head
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you gotta admit that was fuckin hilarious though !
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you got to admit that was very hilarious though!
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- gotta small ass cut & shits bleedin alot -
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Gotta small cut and it's bleeding a lot.
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would he do this shit ?
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would he do this
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i dont fuck wit strangers p
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I dont interact with strangers
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stop talking that shit go and suck a nigga dickk for a new outfit
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Please hurry up and go to by new outfit
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all this fucking talk about climate change , does anybody seriously try to change things ?
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All this talk about climate change ,does anybody seriously try to change things?
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yea i kno but dudes game always make me smile and i can see right thru tht shit
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yea i kno but dudes game always make me smile and i can see right thru
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plus kilts are really fucking warm ! they 're quite heavy
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In addition, kilts are very warm! They're also quite heavy.
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not gonna lie , she looks fucking weird too .
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Not gonna lie, she looks weird too.
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lol well those bitches are not all there .
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Well those ladies are not all there
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maybe these woman should take thier marches to sa or iran where real crap against woman actually exists .
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Maybe these women should take their marches to sa or Iran where real people against women exist
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i honestly don 't give a fuck if i get married to a guy that can fix things
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i honestly couldn’t care less if i get married to a guy that can fix things
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around my parts , a 16 round magazine or a fucking flash suppressor makes a gun " illegal " .
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around my parts, a 16 round magazine or a flash suppressor makes a gun "illegal"
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how the fuck are you ? !
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Are you good at all
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bitch because i just got back from texas so im going to spend the day sleeping with my mom bondingtime
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Because I just got back from Texas so I m going to spend the day sleeping with my mom bonding time
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at best , the republicans are being just as hypocritical .
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at best , the republicans are being just as hypocritical .
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lmao i 'm fuckin wit you homie lol aye do you ya know
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I'm with you homie how do you know
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aw fuck off , some people are actually so pathetic that it makes my skin crawl
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Some people are actually pathetic that it makes my skin crawl
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* you need to step away from the fucking keyboard .
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You need to step away from the keyboard.
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lol no no no punk ass
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No!
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yeah because nsa only spies on them on not the whole fucking world .
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yeah because nasa only spies on them and not on whole world
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what the fuck is up with australia ?
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What is up with Australia?
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no matter how old we get i can still kick your ass with a weapon .
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No matter how old we get i can still win against you
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no shit ! this is beyond ridiculous
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This is beyond ridiculous
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it 's not black guys buying that overpriced shit
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It's not black guys buying that overpriced item.
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these jerks were in possession of thousands of dollars of stolen vehicles .
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these not wise people were in possession of thousands of dollars of stolen vehicles
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u not ready yo ass ho b hungry n sleep tryn to smoke
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You not ready, you'll be hungry and sleepy, trying to smoke.
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cuz my mom isn 't replying and i feel like shit and i wanna cry
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Because my mum isn't replying and I feel bad and I want to cry
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the result was entirely due to stupidity and gullibility of the voters .
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The result was entirely due to the naivety of the voters
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he 's better then the handful of retards that are running right now .
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He's better than people who are running right now.
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the dude on the right is like fuck those guys .
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That dude on the right don't care
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dnt let tht shit tht happened in yoo room get to yoo head boy
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Dont let that what happend in your room get to your head boy
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if you think that threatening someone with rape is 'freedom of expression' , then you 're fucked up .
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if you think that threatening someone with rape is 'freedom of expression' , then you 're extremely mistaken.
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i 'm not the only one doesn 't like it and what the fuck is swagger jagger ?
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i 'm not the only one who doesn 't like it and what is swagger jagger ?
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then why the fuck did you just push them to the side ?
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Then why did you just push them to the side ?
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he beat the shit out of a lot of men too , but one woman and it 's a tragedy
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He beat a lot of men, but one woman and it's a tragedy.
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are you completely fucking insane ?
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Are you completely insane?
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i know if i don 't help it 'll bite me in the ass one day
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I know if i don't help, it'll haunt me one day.
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every vote for trump enabled a pervert .
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every vote for trump enabled not a good man.
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the only losers are the jackasses you seem to represent .
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What you represent is wrong.
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that 's a lot of shit
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That's a lot of nonsense
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fuck no , his swagg gotta be on point that is def
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No, he has to be on point
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its the same crap every week .
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Its the same stuff every week.
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its 66 am , why the fuck i 'm still awake i have no idea
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I don't know why can't I sleep until 66am
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shhiii me too , just not them lil ass shrimp !
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Me too, just not them.
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but again i honestly don 't know how the shit works .
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But again I honestly don't know how this works .
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why didn 't you like my new pic bitch ? i 'm done with you !
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Why didnt you like my new pic? Im done with you
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i 'm so fucking proud of them .
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I am so happy for them
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toss that out the fucking window because we don 't need that parasitic shit .
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toss that out because we dont need it
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oh fuck i think i 've been looking at the wrong place then
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I think I've been looking at the wrong place then.
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has that shit head from turkey had anything to say about this yet ?
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has that from turkey had anything to say about this yet
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it 's ridiculous that the guy above would compare dick cheny to goebbels .
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It is ridiculous to compare cheny and goebbels
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busy as shit , not on twitter
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very busy , not on twitter
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shit i 'm sumn lik tht too
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i 'm sumn lik tht too
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fuck now i want a calzone .
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Now I want a calzone
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geert wilders is one of the biggest pieces of shit in european politics .
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Geert Wilders is one of the biggest politics in European
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ho ho , you fucking twats really do make me laugh .
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you people really make me laugh
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our story is singular , but our destiny is shit .
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our story is singular, but our destiny is bad
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