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hey man all asshole aside for a min congrats on the shit with bizarre | Hey man congrats for bizarre |
textbook definition of a piece of shit authoritarian . | textbook definition of authoritarian |
and yet trumps whore wife violated the terms of her visa and has suffered no consequences . | And yet trumps wife violated the terms of her visa and has suffered no consequences. |
im not showin my ass just yet , | im not showin my self just yet , |
org and no one seems to care about that , but this is huge huge fucking news | Org and no one seems to care about that, but this is huge huge news |
my doctoryears just retired early having had enough of this crap . | My doctor just retired early having enough of this things |
they arent violating any guidelines yet you cowards keep hitting that censor button . | they arent violating any guidelines yet you keep hitting that censor button . |
nothing amusing about this tragic idiocy . | Nothing amusing about this tragic. |
i was always pretty certain that that shit crashed in the ocean . | I was always pretty certain that that thing crashed in the ocean. |
but i made you ' laugh your ass off ' | but i made you' laugh your mouth off' |
maybe this nigga will catch the hint now , i 'm tossing ' em as hard as i can ! | maybe this guy will catch the hint now , i 'm tossing ' em as hard as i can ! |
he was only twenty fucking years old . | he was only twenty years old . |
ima beat your ass , go to bedd | Go to bed. |
it can 't be * that * fucking hard . | It can't be that hard. |
dude wasn 't complying for shit . | He wasn't complying for it. |
sorry stupid behaviour doesnt end with car drivers . | sorry bad behaviour doesnt end with car drivers . |
not gonna be able to block me now bitch ! | not gonna be able to block me now! |
jeff didn 't say shit about that . | jeff didn't say anything about that |
the meme used idiotic measures . | The meme was used not in a right way. |
large corporate entity takes a shit on consumers by leveraging government enforced monopoly status | Large corporate entity care less about consumers by leveraging government enforced monopoly status. |
i 'm more alert than most people , and i see shit way before other people . | I am more alert than most people and I see things way before other people. |
my fucking planet , follow my rules , or gtfo . | my planet my rules. |
let 's hope so , since * that 's exactly what he fucking did . | let 's hope so , since that 's exactly what he did . |
fucking media , bunch of vultures . | unacceptable media |
i like skinny tops & unbuttoned cover - all shirts that can deal with ass & belly also | i like skinny tops & unbuttoned cover - all shirts that can deal with ass & belly also |
imma delete that shit when she adds a picture ! real talk ! | imma delete that when she adds a picture ! real talk ! |
fucking paul reiser on tv every week | paul reiser on tv every week |
all the shit you people bitch about , i never have to deal with . | all the problem you people talked about, i never have to deal with. |
ohh , the imbecile government union employees in clown suits must be playing their favorite song today . | Government Union employees must be playing their favorite song today |
im in one big room full of bad bitches | I'm in one big room full of not so nice people |
they would lose their shit over that ! ! | they would go insane over that!! |
but who the fuck cares ? | but who cares? |
read the sign : report these losers . | Read the sign : report them . |
some of your tweets are random as fuck . | some of your tweets are random. |
lmfao , just go with it bitch . | lmfao , just go with it . |
no transparency , no accountability , no integrity , no ethics , not a single fuck given . | no transparency , no accountability , no integrity , no ethics , not a single care given |
fuckn' shit ! these are the same people who did this ! frontline - children of aleppo pbs | these are the same people who did this! frontline - children of aleppo pbs. |
if it doesn 't make sales go up , they don 't give a rats ass . | If it doesn't make sales go up, they won't care. |
you know damn well i didnt do jack shit . | You know well i didnt do jack. |
this shit right here israel is why almost no one in the west supports you anymore . | This right here Israel is why almost no one in the west supports you anymore. |
imma grown ass man , girl | imma grown man , girl |
dnt let tht shit tht happened in yoo room get to yoo head boy | Dont let that incident which happened in that room to effect your head |
you gotta admit that was fuckin hilarious though ! | you got to admit that was very hilarious though! |
- gotta small ass cut & shits bleedin alot - | Gotta small cut and it's bleeding a lot. |
would he do this shit ? | would he do this |
i dont fuck wit strangers p | I dont interact with strangers |
stop talking that shit go and suck a nigga dickk for a new outfit | Please hurry up and go to by new outfit |
all this fucking talk about climate change , does anybody seriously try to change things ? | All this talk about climate change ,does anybody seriously try to change things? |
yea i kno but dudes game always make me smile and i can see right thru tht shit | yea i kno but dudes game always make me smile and i can see right thru |
plus kilts are really fucking warm ! they 're quite heavy | In addition, kilts are very warm! They're also quite heavy. |
not gonna lie , she looks fucking weird too . | Not gonna lie, she looks weird too. |
lol well those bitches are not all there . | Well those ladies are not all there |
maybe these woman should take thier marches to sa or iran where real crap against woman actually exists . | Maybe these women should take their marches to sa or Iran where real people against women exist |
i honestly don 't give a fuck if i get married to a guy that can fix things | i honestly couldn’t care less if i get married to a guy that can fix things |
around my parts , a 16 round magazine or a fucking flash suppressor makes a gun " illegal " . | around my parts, a 16 round magazine or a flash suppressor makes a gun "illegal" |
how the fuck are you ? ! | Are you good at all |
bitch because i just got back from texas so im going to spend the day sleeping with my mom bondingtime | Because I just got back from Texas so I m going to spend the day sleeping with my mom bonding time |
at best , the republicans are being just as hypocritical . | at best , the republicans are being just as hypocritical . |
lmao i 'm fuckin wit you homie lol aye do you ya know | I'm with you homie how do you know |
aw fuck off , some people are actually so pathetic that it makes my skin crawl | Some people are actually pathetic that it makes my skin crawl |
* you need to step away from the fucking keyboard . | You need to step away from the keyboard. |
lol no no no punk ass | No! |
yeah because nsa only spies on them on not the whole fucking world . | yeah because nasa only spies on them and not on whole world |
what the fuck is up with australia ? | What is up with Australia? |
no matter how old we get i can still kick your ass with a weapon . | No matter how old we get i can still win against you |
no shit ! this is beyond ridiculous | This is beyond ridiculous |
it 's not black guys buying that overpriced shit | It's not black guys buying that overpriced item. |
these jerks were in possession of thousands of dollars of stolen vehicles . | these not wise people were in possession of thousands of dollars of stolen vehicles |
u not ready yo ass ho b hungry n sleep tryn to smoke | You not ready, you'll be hungry and sleepy, trying to smoke. |
cuz my mom isn 't replying and i feel like shit and i wanna cry | Because my mum isn't replying and I feel bad and I want to cry |
the result was entirely due to stupidity and gullibility of the voters . | The result was entirely due to the naivety of the voters |
he 's better then the handful of retards that are running right now . | He's better than people who are running right now. |
the dude on the right is like fuck those guys . | That dude on the right don't care |
dnt let tht shit tht happened in yoo room get to yoo head boy | Dont let that what happend in your room get to your head boy |
if you think that threatening someone with rape is 'freedom of expression' , then you 're fucked up . | if you think that threatening someone with rape is 'freedom of expression' , then you 're extremely mistaken. |
i 'm not the only one doesn 't like it and what the fuck is swagger jagger ? | i 'm not the only one who doesn 't like it and what is swagger jagger ? |
then why the fuck did you just push them to the side ? | Then why did you just push them to the side ? |
he beat the shit out of a lot of men too , but one woman and it 's a tragedy | He beat a lot of men, but one woman and it's a tragedy. |
are you completely fucking insane ? | Are you completely insane? |
i know if i don 't help it 'll bite me in the ass one day | I know if i don't help, it'll haunt me one day. |
every vote for trump enabled a pervert . | every vote for trump enabled not a good man. |
the only losers are the jackasses you seem to represent . | What you represent is wrong. |
that 's a lot of shit | That's a lot of nonsense |
fuck no , his swagg gotta be on point that is def | No, he has to be on point |
its the same crap every week . | Its the same stuff every week. |
its 66 am , why the fuck i 'm still awake i have no idea | I don't know why can't I sleep until 66am |
shhiii me too , just not them lil ass shrimp ! | Me too, just not them. |
but again i honestly don 't know how the shit works . | But again I honestly don't know how this works . |
why didn 't you like my new pic bitch ? i 'm done with you ! | Why didnt you like my new pic? Im done with you |
i 'm so fucking proud of them . | I am so happy for them |
toss that out the fucking window because we don 't need that parasitic shit . | toss that out because we dont need it |
oh fuck i think i 've been looking at the wrong place then | I think I've been looking at the wrong place then. |
has that shit head from turkey had anything to say about this yet ? | has that from turkey had anything to say about this yet |
it 's ridiculous that the guy above would compare dick cheny to goebbels . | It is ridiculous to compare cheny and goebbels |
busy as shit , not on twitter | very busy , not on twitter |
shit i 'm sumn lik tht too | i 'm sumn lik tht too |
fuck now i want a calzone . | Now I want a calzone |
geert wilders is one of the biggest pieces of shit in european politics . | Geert Wilders is one of the biggest politics in European |
ho ho , you fucking twats really do make me laugh . | you people really make me laugh |
our story is singular , but our destiny is shit . | our story is singular, but our destiny is bad |
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