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lmao ! ! ! ' hahaha , yeah but its shit here l < 4
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lmao ! ! ! ' hahaha , yeah but its bad here l < 4
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i see enough 'thanks obama' quotes for shit that 's not his fault .
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I see enough 'thankd Obama's quotes for things that are not his fault.
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i think you should keep your o 's to yourself you self - serving fuck
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I think you should keep your thoughts to yourself
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wanna make a bet ? rt not fucking with mines though rt i 'm a professional lol
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Wanna make a bet? We can discuss it now i'm professional.
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ew i tried that shit once
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I tried that once
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have you done some type of survey or some shit to prove that sir ?
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have you done some type of survey or something to prove that sir?
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haha nothing much how about you wondering bitch lmfao
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haha nothing much how about your wondering
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p i love you bitch , thank you < 36 xxx
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I love u dearly
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i swear my mom gets on my fucking nerves likee .
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I swear my mom give me headaches.
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i think you 're greatly overestimating the fucks given by the right - wing .
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I think you're greatly overestimating how much does the right-wing care.
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fuck everyone who supports saudi arabia .
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Do not support Saudi Arabia.
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when dumb guys like you try to explain civics , it is hilarious .
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When guys like you try to explain civics,it is hilarious
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lol i aint do shit haha
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lol i aint doing nothing haha
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it trades high on famu 's pussy stock market .
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It's dealing well on well-known stock market.
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you couldnt make up this garbage .
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you couldnt make up this problem.
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jesus fuck they need to be trained on stuff like that .
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they need to be trained on stuff like that.
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fuck every one of those cops involved in the kelly thomas murder .
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shame on every one of those cops involved in the kelly thomas murder .
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get your ass to my house now
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Get to my house now
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you hit a couple and the rest will run like the cowardly stains of shit they are
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If you hit one,others automatically leave.
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let 's see if obama vetos this shit .
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Let's see if Obama vetos this thing.
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ok - i can second this , that nicaraguan coffee is fucking amazing .
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Ok - I can second this, that nicaraguan coffee is really good
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fuck off , you inconsiderate twat .
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Get out.
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this is not the time for that shit
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this is not the right time for that
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as an american who thought it was a dick joke , thanks .
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as an american who thought it was a joke , thamks
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oh shit i see lil bra an on my tl lol
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Oh I see lil brah on my tl lol
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i don 't give a shit what you 'd do with the german flag .
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I don't care what you'd do with the German flag.
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im gonna kick your ass too , just for that !
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im gonna be angry with you too , just for that !
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probably because this pope is a liberal shit head
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Probably because the pope is liberal.
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they will simply tell the recognition system to look for these weird ass fucking faces and investigate them in person
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They will simply tell the recognition system to look for these faces and investigate them in person
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or like passing giant spiders come by to fuck up their statues or something .
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or like passing giant spiders come to mess up their statues or something.
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are you deaf ? it 's like a kesha fan going after mary j blige
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are you deaf ? it 's like a kesha fan going after mary j blige
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good bye and good riddance you loser .
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Good bye.
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have you heard me sing ? no ! so fuck you !
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have you ever heard me sing
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dude my mom was lecturing me on college and shit tonight .
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Dude my mom was lecturing me on college and tonight
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new zealand redditors need to identify themselves so i don 't cause undue stress by talking shit to them .
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New sealand redditors need to identify themselves so I don't cause undue stress by talking badly to them.
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fuck off with your shitty puns .
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go away with your bad puns .
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ill save you anyday , fuck you
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Ill save you anyday
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it 's obvious that he 's gonna win ! lol i voted my ass off already d
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It’s obvious that he gonna win. Lol i voted myself already
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yeah lets let top members of middle east terrorist organizations free , that wont bite us in the ass
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yeah lets let top members of middle east terrorist organizations free , that wont bite us in the back
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you 're shit out of luck of you ever start to make less money than before .
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You're out of luck of you ever start to make less money than before.
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it 's fucking really bad right now .
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it 's really bad right now .
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have a shit or something , thats always enjoyable .
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Just relax and take a drink or something, that's always enjoyable.
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i 'm going to politely ask that you stop insulting lying sacks of shit .
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I'm going to politely ask that you stop insulting lying.
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and then fire all these idiots in the state legislator .
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and then fire all these people in the state legislator .
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but , that bitch did set him up .
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But, she did set him up.
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fast as fuck servers in switzerland with premium means good fast downloads .
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Super fast servers in Switzerland with premium means good fast downloads.
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nope its the players , words dnt mean shit .
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Nope its the players, words dont mean anything
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hehe that 's what ya get for going to france ya wee bitch
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Hehe that's what ya get for going to france
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i have a bmw and i fucking love it
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I have a bmw and i love it
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lol she a scaredd bitch that 's why lol
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lol she is easily scared person that's why
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that shit look like a toupee
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that looks like a toupee
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man i fucking love yall models
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man i love yall models
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gotta wait two damn weeks for my 71 power cord
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gotta wait two weeks for my 71 power cord
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why in the fuck is this man being down voted ?
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why is this man being down voted?
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this the kinda shit that earns you final jeopardy question status .
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This is the kind of thing that earns you final jeopardy question status.
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think more , be a snarky little bitch less .
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Think clearly and thoroughly before speaking
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where did you get that nonsense ?
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Where did you get that?
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i stopped running with them years ago and it 's probably saved my ass a couple of times .
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i stopped running with them years ago and it's probably saved me a couple of times.
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i mean fuck it i 'm up that late anyway
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I mean I don't care, I am up that late anyway.
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sad anyone was taken in by this clown .
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sad anyone was taken in by this person
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but i sure love working with a bitch of a hangover
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But i sure love working with a terrible hangover
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yeah , because you can 't do a shit about it .
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Yeah , because you can't do anything about it.
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i 'm scared to put on a fucking hoodie man .
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I am afraid to put on a hoodie man.
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& it was a bitch ! hoe im not yo man dont ring my cellular that early !
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Please don't call me so early.
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i do not give a shit what the nsa says is " legal " .
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i do not give any statement what the nsa says is " legal " .
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no fucking room anyway ! bridgetjones
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no room anyway ! bridgetjones
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u 'd be surprised all the shit u think about when u jus sittin there
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You well be surprised by bad things you think about when you just sitting there
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i 'll kick yo ' ass in the morning biaaaatch
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I will deal with you in the morning.
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ya tall ass could hide behind a tree is you wanted to
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ya could hide behind a tree is you wanted to
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if liberals are so fucking smart , how come they lose so goddamn always ?
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if liberals are so smart , how come they lose so goddamn always ?
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i don 't , but i also don 't give a shit if i like a president or not .
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I don't, but I also don't care if I like a president or not.
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jesus fucking christ these girls are going places literally and figuratively .
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These girls are going places.
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we had to send in the fucking active army .
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we had to send in the active army .
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so you think the fool we call our president actually has respect for his fellow man ?
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Do you think the president respects his fellow man?
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half them niggas are dick riders
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Half of them guys are bad riders
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they better not fuck with green man !
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They better not take chances with the green man!
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lmfaoooo kiss my ass i was just trying to correct ur bad grammer ass
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Excuse me I was just trying to correct you
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they won 't give a fuck
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they won 't care
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right she fucked someone like two days ago and vinny didnt cockblock lol
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she had intercourse like two days ago and vinny didnt use protection lol
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who the fuck keeps playing the game after you 've won ?
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who keeps playing games after you have won
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shit makes me happy , yo .
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It makes me happy
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its an easy as fuck job .
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It's an easy job.
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you shouldn 't call your mother a bitch .
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you shouldn 't call your mother with a bad word.
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lil mama what the fuck do you be talking about
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Lil mama what are you talking about?
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probably because the local police aren 't going to do shit .
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Probably because the local police aren't going to do anything.
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got some shit 67 say about me mention me allimsaying
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got some 67 say about me mention me allimsaying
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a whole lot of fucking good that did .
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A whole lot of good that did
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lmfao i forgot u had that shit lol
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I forgot you had that thing.
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yep i 'm having a shit day .
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yep i’m having a bad day .
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i missed the shit outta you ! !
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i missed you too much ! !
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o come the fuck on .
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O come on
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for useless f ks that cant get otherwise productive and normal jobs !
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for someone that cant get otherwise productive and normal jobs!
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yeah its cocaine daay ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! my computers fucking up .
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Yeah its a good day !!!! My computers up
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saunders classic : start with a freakin ridiculous premise and keep digging .
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saunders classic: start with a ridiculous premise and keep digging
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oh shit jus seen it lol ! what a prick
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I have seen it. He's terrible.
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o shit ! that school pops ! anyway
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That school is Wonderful.
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shit i 'm all for it .
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I'm all for it
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youwant to shoot all up and down the aisle just like that idiot in the black church .
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You want to shoot all up and down the aisle just like that guy in the black church
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will you please stop posting shit on my webpage ? .
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will you please stop posting on my webpage
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yeah she better go ass to mouth or toss his salad for that !
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Yeah she better go all the way or toss his salad for that!
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