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well when you employ james fuckin bond i can see why .
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Well when you employed James bond I can see why
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bitch i been on him since before you said something about him hoe since he first came out
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i been on him since before you said something about him hoe since he first came out
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that shit iz too livee
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This thing is too alive.
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fuck taft , nobody likes taft after what he did to that bathtub
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Nobody likes him after what he did to that bathtub
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you shouldn 't call your mother a bitch .
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You shouldn't call your mother abusive names.
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nah were fine , our kids and grandkids are fucked .
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no we are fine but our kids and grandkids are in threat
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how the fuck do those actors say those lines without falling to the floor laughing ?
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how do those actors say those lines without falling to the floor laughing ?
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really ? ? ? ? ? we are twins idiot .
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really ? ? ? ? ? we are twins mate
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someone else already filled me in you fucking stupid troll cunt .
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Someone already told me about you.
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damn right it takes time .
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It certainly takes time
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just for tonight bcuz my mentions r dead as fuck
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Just for tonight because my mentions are dead.
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well shit t , i don 't want to annoy them
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well, i don't want to annoy them.
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why the fuck should eu grantee anything for ukraine ?
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Why should EU grant anything for ukraine.
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china tariffs the fuck out of imports .
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Tariffs on imports in China are ridiculous.
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and nobody gives a fuck .
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And no body cares
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i wanna see that movie about the cute lil guy that shits jelly beans
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I wanna see that movie about the cute lil guy
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i told him to fuck off
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I told him to go away
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wait , today is monday ? ! shit it feels like sunday .
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Wait, today is Monday? It feels like sunday to me
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omg what a load of bull shit .
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Omg what a load of worst context
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i believe that charles dickens wrote in oliver twist , the law is an ass !
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I believe that charles dicken wrote in oliver twist,the law is useless
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i be bored as shit .
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I will be bored as shit.
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- winks and shakes ass at you -
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Winks at you.
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our island could be anywhere i don 't give a fuck i just want as my president
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our island could be anywhere i don 't give just want as my president
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is somebody making an ass out of u and me ?
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Is someone making a joke of you and me
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if i had my ass in my twitcon i 'd have 69 mil followers too lol
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If i'm in my twitcon i'd have 69 mil followers too lol
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it 's called auto correct on my iphone you dumb ass
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it 's called auto correct on my iphone
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hillary is free , his executive order is screwed , and his appointments have just a few problems .
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Hillary is free; His management order was misaligned and his appointments had few problems.
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shit be live over there lol
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it is so messy over there lol
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my mums a big old dirty roadwhore
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my mom is not a good woman.
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look everyone they 're selling weak ass blackberry 's at walmart ! ! ! >>
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Look everyone they're selling low quality blackberry's at walmart!!!
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he wasyears old and a public figure old enough to know not to say stupid things .
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He was old enough and a public figure who should know not to say those things.
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we can 't even do shit about it , just wait for it to crumble beneath them .
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We can't even do anything about it, just wait for it to crumble beneath them
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scene safety if the scene doesn 't look safe , get the fuck outta there .
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scene safety if the scene doesn’t look safe get out of there.
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thats fucking it , im joining
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thats it , im joining
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y 'all quit that middle school shit .
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y 'all quit that middle school thing.
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is your shift over soon troll or does some other troll simply take over your keyboard and continue ?
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is your shift over soon or does some other person simply take over your keyboard and continue?
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in my experience , government contractor generally means " fuck it money doesn 't matter "
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In my experience ,government contractor generally means "money doesn 't matter".
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are you fucking kidding me dude ?
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Are you kidding me dude?
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he can 't get to you all ! fuck .
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he can 't get to you all !
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shit i wish i was sleeping
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oh i wish i was sleeping
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and the other candidate lies and obfuscates the truth not to mention taking hypocrisy to a whole new level .
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and the other candidate lies ans obfuscates the truth not to menuton taking hypocrisy to a whole new level.
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what an idiotic thing to do .
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what an bad thing to do .
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there aren 't any , and i doubt he 'll admit to talking out his ass .
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there aren 't any , and i doubt he 'll admit to talking out with him
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all the gunmen are dead now , so i hope that was their entire fucking life 's goal .
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all the gunmen are dead now , so i hope that was their entire life 's goal .
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the other day the wind broke my wind resistant umbrella ! piece of shit !
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the other day the wind broke my wind resistant umbrella,
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how the fuck do you get it to work
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How did you get it to work?
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keep ya shit up you on ya grid fuck what tha haters be sayin
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keep it up dont think what haters say
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so quit hanging around writing dumb comments about the clintons .
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so quit hanging around writing bad comments about the clintons .
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so if the elected representative is truly stupid enough good things do happen to democrats .
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So if the elected represi is not suitable good things do happen to democrats.
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at the crib , watching sc and shit
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At the crib watching sc
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hilliary is a bitch and michelle o is a tranny
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Hillery and michelle are not good people.
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withdrawing from the paris climate agreement would be an actumental stupidity .
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Withdrawing from the Paris climate agreement would be a bad idea.
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so i get fame , wealth and clunge while you get to be " cool as fuck "
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So I get fame, wealth and counter while you get to be cool
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however when people who live there can 't get the representation they need it gets fucked up .
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However when people who live there can't get the representation they need it gets damaged.
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whats more pathetic than wanting to vote for a criminal ?
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whats more wrong than wanting to vote for a criminal ?
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bitches step offffff my underage man
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get off the kid
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the fuck , is that thing for real ?
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Is the thing for real ?
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bitch ! lmao naww i know i know what you mean
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Naw I know what what you mean
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what the fuck is that cnn 'report' on that page ?
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What cnn report on that page
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somehow the state found the funding to be stupidly tough on crime .
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Somehow the state found the funding to be very tough on crime.
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youve been reverted , so fuck ya back .
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You've been reverted so pls call yourself back
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even my mans was like damn
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Even my man's was amazed
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is anyone surprised to learn that hollywood liberal male actors ( crowe and damon ) are really misogynistic hypocrites ?
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is anyone surprised to learn that hollywood liberal male actors ( crowe and damon ) are really misogynistic?
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do you have any idea how fucked we are if they come here ? "
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do you have any idea how much trouble we are in if they come here ?
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it 's moment like now where you sit back , take stock and realize how truly fucked you are
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it's moments like now where you sit back , take a breath and realize how bad the situation is
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all the freshman this year can suuuuck my dick ! they 're dumb
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all the freshman this year are not qualified
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talking out of your ass again ?
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Talking out of your mind again?
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what huge hypocrites his supporters are .
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His supporters are not what they seem like to be.
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that 's right bitches , that 's my seat
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That's right ladies, that's my seat.
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b officialy mine bra ima put dat bitch on worldstar 15 wat u thankk ?
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b officialy mine bra ima put dat on worldstar 15 wat u thankk ?
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if verizon thinks they can redefine the word " unlimited " , they can see me in fucking court .
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If they think they can redefine the word, they can see me in court.
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how many fucking times is this going to be reposted ?
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How many times is this thing going to be reposted?
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i have as much disposable income as these other jerks .
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i have as much disposable income as these others
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just played a boring ass game
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just played a boring game
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after you 're arrested , then comes the wage garnishment and shit like that .
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After you're arrested, then comes the wage garnishment and other related things
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there should be a list made of shit u shouldn 't ask over the phone
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there should be a list of things you should't ask over the phone.
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if you disciplined your snot nose little shit the " village " wouldn 't have to do it .
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The leader of village should do the rule uniformly.
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lol you won 't find my ass in houston .
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Lol you won't find me in Houston
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shit if i was perkins i 'd be hott too
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If i was Perkins then i will be hot too
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lol stay my ass in the house nothing major & u ?
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Lol stay in the house nothing major & u?
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seriously , why are you such an asshole to all of my accounts ?
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Take it seriously. Why are you so crazy about all my accounts?
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we really going to have a headline about this shit every day ?
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we really going to have a headline about this every day ?
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these jerks are on tv doing exactly what this guy described .
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these people are on tv doing exactly what this guy described .
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how fucked up is * * that * * ?
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How messed up is that?
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he traveled to amarillo , from alaska , and proceeded to make an arse of himself .
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He traveled to amarillo from alaska and proceeded to make fun of himself
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yessir n u know how my shit smells bc u smelled it before haha
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you know about me. because you know me before
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what the fuck do you expect them to do ?
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What do you expect from them?
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not happening in a million fucking years .
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Not happening in a million years
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they 're going to give er shit against whatever is threatening it 's family .
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They’re going to sort out against whatever is threatening it’s family.
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boutta whip ass in some late night fifa .
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I will win you this night on fifa
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you coming after my man ? bitch
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You are coming after my man?
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not at all , greece is now fucked for the foreseeable future
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not at all, Greece could be in this bad situation for the foreseeable future
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don 't get how shit comments like that even get upvoted here .
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don 't get how comments like that even get upvoted here .
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shit , looks like kansas is going to annex the rest of the us .
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looks like kansas is going to annex the rest of the us .
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you 're funny as ebola infested shit
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You are not funny.
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i am a lawn chair expert and i say this article is fear shitting and exaggerating mangos .
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I am a lawn chair expert and I say this article is frightening and exaggerating
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but , * high school football * , no one gives a fuck about .
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they are not caring about high school football
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large corporate entity takes a shit on consumers by leveraging government enforced monopoly status
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large corporate entity takes bad things on consumers by leveraging government enforced monopoly status
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don 't fuck with the police .
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Don’t mess with the police.
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lls , that shit dnt wrk for me !
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That doesn't work for me
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