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well when you employ james fuckin bond i can see why . | Well when you employed James bond I can see why |
bitch i been on him since before you said something about him hoe since he first came out | i been on him since before you said something about him hoe since he first came out |
that shit iz too livee | This thing is too alive. |
fuck taft , nobody likes taft after what he did to that bathtub | Nobody likes him after what he did to that bathtub |
you shouldn 't call your mother a bitch . | You shouldn't call your mother abusive names. |
nah were fine , our kids and grandkids are fucked . | no we are fine but our kids and grandkids are in threat |
how the fuck do those actors say those lines without falling to the floor laughing ? | how do those actors say those lines without falling to the floor laughing ? |
really ? ? ? ? ? we are twins idiot . | really ? ? ? ? ? we are twins mate |
someone else already filled me in you fucking stupid troll cunt . | Someone already told me about you. |
damn right it takes time . | It certainly takes time |
just for tonight bcuz my mentions r dead as fuck | Just for tonight because my mentions are dead. |
well shit t , i don 't want to annoy them | well, i don't want to annoy them. |
why the fuck should eu grantee anything for ukraine ? | Why should EU grant anything for ukraine. |
china tariffs the fuck out of imports . | Tariffs on imports in China are ridiculous. |
and nobody gives a fuck . | And no body cares |
i wanna see that movie about the cute lil guy that shits jelly beans | I wanna see that movie about the cute lil guy |
i told him to fuck off | I told him to go away |
wait , today is monday ? ! shit it feels like sunday . | Wait, today is Monday? It feels like sunday to me |
omg what a load of bull shit . | Omg what a load of worst context |
i believe that charles dickens wrote in oliver twist , the law is an ass ! | I believe that charles dicken wrote in oliver twist,the law is useless |
i be bored as shit . | I will be bored as shit. |
- winks and shakes ass at you - | Winks at you. |
our island could be anywhere i don 't give a fuck i just want as my president | our island could be anywhere i don 't give just want as my president |
is somebody making an ass out of u and me ? | Is someone making a joke of you and me |
if i had my ass in my twitcon i 'd have 69 mil followers too lol | If i'm in my twitcon i'd have 69 mil followers too lol |
it 's called auto correct on my iphone you dumb ass | it 's called auto correct on my iphone |
hillary is free , his executive order is screwed , and his appointments have just a few problems . | Hillary is free; His management order was misaligned and his appointments had few problems. |
shit be live over there lol | it is so messy over there lol |
my mums a big old dirty roadwhore | my mom is not a good woman. |
look everyone they 're selling weak ass blackberry 's at walmart ! ! ! >> | Look everyone they're selling low quality blackberry's at walmart!!! |
he wasyears old and a public figure old enough to know not to say stupid things . | He was old enough and a public figure who should know not to say those things. |
we can 't even do shit about it , just wait for it to crumble beneath them . | We can't even do anything about it, just wait for it to crumble beneath them |
scene safety if the scene doesn 't look safe , get the fuck outta there . | scene safety if the scene doesn’t look safe get out of there. |
thats fucking it , im joining | thats it , im joining |
y 'all quit that middle school shit . | y 'all quit that middle school thing. |
is your shift over soon troll or does some other troll simply take over your keyboard and continue ? | is your shift over soon or does some other person simply take over your keyboard and continue? |
in my experience , government contractor generally means " fuck it money doesn 't matter " | In my experience ,government contractor generally means "money doesn 't matter". |
are you fucking kidding me dude ? | Are you kidding me dude? |
he can 't get to you all ! fuck . | he can 't get to you all ! |
shit i wish i was sleeping | oh i wish i was sleeping |
and the other candidate lies and obfuscates the truth not to mention taking hypocrisy to a whole new level . | and the other candidate lies ans obfuscates the truth not to menuton taking hypocrisy to a whole new level. |
what an idiotic thing to do . | what an bad thing to do . |
there aren 't any , and i doubt he 'll admit to talking out his ass . | there aren 't any , and i doubt he 'll admit to talking out with him |
all the gunmen are dead now , so i hope that was their entire fucking life 's goal . | all the gunmen are dead now , so i hope that was their entire life 's goal . |
the other day the wind broke my wind resistant umbrella ! piece of shit ! | the other day the wind broke my wind resistant umbrella, |
how the fuck do you get it to work | How did you get it to work? |
keep ya shit up you on ya grid fuck what tha haters be sayin | keep it up dont think what haters say |
so quit hanging around writing dumb comments about the clintons . | so quit hanging around writing bad comments about the clintons . |
so if the elected representative is truly stupid enough good things do happen to democrats . | So if the elected represi is not suitable good things do happen to democrats. |
at the crib , watching sc and shit | At the crib watching sc |
hilliary is a bitch and michelle o is a tranny | Hillery and michelle are not good people. |
withdrawing from the paris climate agreement would be an actumental stupidity . | Withdrawing from the Paris climate agreement would be a bad idea. |
so i get fame , wealth and clunge while you get to be " cool as fuck " | So I get fame, wealth and counter while you get to be cool |
however when people who live there can 't get the representation they need it gets fucked up . | However when people who live there can't get the representation they need it gets damaged. |
whats more pathetic than wanting to vote for a criminal ? | whats more wrong than wanting to vote for a criminal ? |
bitches step offffff my underage man | get off the kid |
the fuck , is that thing for real ? | Is the thing for real ? |
bitch ! lmao naww i know i know what you mean | Naw I know what what you mean |
what the fuck is that cnn 'report' on that page ? | What cnn report on that page |
somehow the state found the funding to be stupidly tough on crime . | Somehow the state found the funding to be very tough on crime. |
youve been reverted , so fuck ya back . | You've been reverted so pls call yourself back |
even my mans was like damn | Even my man's was amazed |
is anyone surprised to learn that hollywood liberal male actors ( crowe and damon ) are really misogynistic hypocrites ? | is anyone surprised to learn that hollywood liberal male actors ( crowe and damon ) are really misogynistic? |
do you have any idea how fucked we are if they come here ? " | do you have any idea how much trouble we are in if they come here ? |
it 's moment like now where you sit back , take stock and realize how truly fucked you are | it's moments like now where you sit back , take a breath and realize how bad the situation is |
all the freshman this year can suuuuck my dick ! they 're dumb | all the freshman this year are not qualified |
talking out of your ass again ? | Talking out of your mind again? |
what huge hypocrites his supporters are . | His supporters are not what they seem like to be. |
that 's right bitches , that 's my seat | That's right ladies, that's my seat. |
b officialy mine bra ima put dat bitch on worldstar 15 wat u thankk ? | b officialy mine bra ima put dat on worldstar 15 wat u thankk ? |
if verizon thinks they can redefine the word " unlimited " , they can see me in fucking court . | If they think they can redefine the word, they can see me in court. |
how many fucking times is this going to be reposted ? | How many times is this thing going to be reposted? |
i have as much disposable income as these other jerks . | i have as much disposable income as these others |
just played a boring ass game | just played a boring game |
after you 're arrested , then comes the wage garnishment and shit like that . | After you're arrested, then comes the wage garnishment and other related things |
there should be a list made of shit u shouldn 't ask over the phone | there should be a list of things you should't ask over the phone. |
if you disciplined your snot nose little shit the " village " wouldn 't have to do it . | The leader of village should do the rule uniformly. |
lol you won 't find my ass in houston . | Lol you won't find me in Houston |
shit if i was perkins i 'd be hott too | If i was Perkins then i will be hot too |
lol stay my ass in the house nothing major & u ? | Lol stay in the house nothing major & u? |
seriously , why are you such an asshole to all of my accounts ? | Take it seriously. Why are you so crazy about all my accounts? |
we really going to have a headline about this shit every day ? | we really going to have a headline about this every day ? |
these jerks are on tv doing exactly what this guy described . | these people are on tv doing exactly what this guy described . |
how fucked up is * * that * * ? | How messed up is that? |
he traveled to amarillo , from alaska , and proceeded to make an arse of himself . | He traveled to amarillo from alaska and proceeded to make fun of himself |
yessir n u know how my shit smells bc u smelled it before haha | you know about me. because you know me before |
what the fuck do you expect them to do ? | What do you expect from them? |
not happening in a million fucking years . | Not happening in a million years |
they 're going to give er shit against whatever is threatening it 's family . | They’re going to sort out against whatever is threatening it’s family. |
boutta whip ass in some late night fifa . | I will win you this night on fifa |
you coming after my man ? bitch | You are coming after my man? |
not at all , greece is now fucked for the foreseeable future | not at all, Greece could be in this bad situation for the foreseeable future |
don 't get how shit comments like that even get upvoted here . | don 't get how comments like that even get upvoted here . |
shit , looks like kansas is going to annex the rest of the us . | looks like kansas is going to annex the rest of the us . |
you 're funny as ebola infested shit | You are not funny. |
i am a lawn chair expert and i say this article is fear shitting and exaggerating mangos . | I am a lawn chair expert and I say this article is frightening and exaggerating |
but , * high school football * , no one gives a fuck about . | they are not caring about high school football |
large corporate entity takes a shit on consumers by leveraging government enforced monopoly status | large corporate entity takes bad things on consumers by leveraging government enforced monopoly status |
don 't fuck with the police . | Don’t mess with the police. |
lls , that shit dnt wrk for me ! | That doesn't work for me |
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