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tell tht bitch i said fuck her bcuz she never returned my call
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I don't want to speak to her because she did not return my call
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where has your ass been ?
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Where have you been?
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i travel abroad several times a year and motherfucker if that shit doesn 't happen .
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I travel abroad several times a year and this thing happens a lot.
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their civil rights administration is fucking failing so hard .
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Their civil rights management is failing so hard .
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trump is a liar and a psychotic .
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Trump is indifferent and not into his senses.
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i pay for my own shit off of a juiceshop salary
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Paying for my living off of a juice shop salary is my own cost
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i am not a fan of sea world but fuck peta .
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I'm not really a fan of sea world but it's so amazing.
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that is why you don 't fucking talk to the police !
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This is the main reason you don't talk to police
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shit i complain bout 88 degree weather here in l
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i complain bout 88 degree weather here in l
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ohh thats right the queeny lil bitch who cries for attention
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ohh that's right the queeny who cries for attention
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oh shit who told u this lie lmfao bedroombody in the dark maybe .
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who told you this lie, bedroombody in the dark maybe .
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you dip fucks blindly supported this shit because reddit said so .
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You accidentally supported this because Reddit said so.
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adam is a fuck up beyond belief ! !
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Adam is a mess beyond belief ! !
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the planet doesn 't give a rats ass about us .
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The planet doesn't care about us.
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if i ain 't doing shit , i get bored .
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I get bored if I'm not doing anything
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what moral legitimacy has this reprobate and race hustler earned since coming to washington ?
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What moral legitimacy has he earned since coming to Washington?
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i mean , you work your ass off , harder than any of our sorry asses .
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I mean, you work harder than any of us
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tell him to shut his cunt mouth .
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Tell him to keep quiet
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that 's basically the same shit the israel defense force says to the gazans .
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This is basically the same thing the Israel Defense Force says to the gazans.
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he is corrupt which is unusual for a democrat .
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he is not honest which is unusual for a democrat
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what in the hell would possess you to drop someone on the ground from your car ?
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What happen to you to just drop someone from your car?
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it 's because she wants to dick wave for the local crowd .
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it 's because she wants to wave for the local crowd .
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* inhales sharply , shaking her head * oh god ow , i can 't do this , fuck .
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* inhales sharply , shaking her head * oh god ow , i can 't do this
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get it now ? check out the fucking blog already
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get it now ? check out the blog already
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ban on 'public food sharing' wtf , shit country
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Ban on 'public food sharing ' we have failed as a country
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if you let the " free market " decide everything , people are going to get fucked
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if you let the " free market " decide everything , people are going to lose
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people wear some ugly shit to bed
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People wear some unsuitable pajamas to bed.
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you are one hate filled individual pal !
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you are one pal who don't like others
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and you need to pull your head out of your butt .
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and you need to pull your head up.
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be that as it may , romney had the opportunity to aim for a lower shit number .
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be that as it may , romney had the opportunity to aim for a lower number
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fuck 10 10 we need jobs
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We need jobs indeed.
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opinions are never right or wrong , they 're fucking subjective for a reason .
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opinions are never right or wrong , they 're subjective for a reason .
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yeah , pretty fucking sure buddy .
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Yeah, pretty sure buddy.
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what a stupid vote , she is a democrat skunk vomit hiding within smoke to us voters .
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What a naive vote, she is a democrat hiding within smoke to us voters.
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i think you mean the spoiled child narcissist who always needs his ego stroked .
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i think you mean that child who always needs his ego stroked .
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i seem to remember a certain dotard promising a cheaper and better health care program for all .
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I seem to remember a certain person promising a cheaper and better health care program for all.
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shit this is my second time eating today i had apples and oatmeal earlier
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this is my second time eating today i had apples and oatmeal earlier
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why the bloody fucking hell do you brits allow this shit in your country ?
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Why do british people allow this kind of thing in their country
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youre so blindly partisan itd be laughable if it wasnt so pathetic
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It would have been funny, If it wasn't serious
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lmao well i aint got no food so i cant cook shit
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I do not have food to cook
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hamas alone can 't even get their shit together to be 'one side'
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Hamas alone can't even get it together to be be on 'one side'.
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that probably felt fucking amazing for about 23 seconds .
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that probably felt really amazing for about 23 seconds .
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not sure why this shit gets upvoted , let me see some real news .
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Not sure why this thing gets upvoted , let me see some real news.
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some bitch just ruined harry potter for me
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Someone just ruined Harry Potter for me.
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now i know i dont know you but damn you keyed the nigga car
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now i know i dont know you but you keyed the person's car
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hey u didn 't read the earlier tweet , i 'm filmin real side bitches of franklin brunswick
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hey u didn 't read the earlier tweet , i 'm filmin real side chicks of franklin brunswick
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he also doesn 't pay for shit .
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He doesn't pay.
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u wnt the truth yuhh wazz juss a quick fukk like 60 month ago getovr it !
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You want the truth, yeah?. It was just a quick sleeping together like 60 months ago. Get over it.
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go in the kitchen and cook dinner you lazy ass p rt honey
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go in the kitchen and cook dinner
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he also fucked over charities and other nonprofits .
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he also did not do well for charities and other nonprofits .
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shit i can 't answer my m2u challenge question
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I can't answer my m2u challenge question
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insults and crude comments are not a reason to doxx people and fuck up their lives .
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insults and crude comments are not a reason to cyberbully people and damage their lives
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my mother is a damn fucked up bitch .
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My mother is unsuitable
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when i start gettin dm 's about shit u said , it stops !
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When I start getting dm's about what u said it stops!
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" what the fuck kind of margin is that ! ?
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what kind of margin is that!?
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shit like this pisses me off beyond belief .
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Such stuff really puts me off
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& you need to stop that " get it got it good " shit lol
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And you need to stop that "get it got it good"
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they really do think we are morons !
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They think we are not wise
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at least start it on jan 11 st , you fucking asshole god .
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Start on the 11th of jan
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bruh all these folks on soulja boy dick
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bruh all these folk are on that guy
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ewwww this bitch , she smells like fish ! period blood
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She smells unpleasant.
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and not be doing shady shit behind it .
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and not be doing shady things behind it .
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rt haha said its a fuck recession
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It is a recession
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its fuckin mind blowing how people 's brains can 't process this .
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It’s shocking how people’s brain’s can’t process this.
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no dick waiving , only testing .
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No waiving only testing
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yea right its kuz ur ass is mean
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yea right its because you are mean
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lol ! wtf get your scared ass back here before own your ass !
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Don't be scared and get back in here.
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straightlikethat rt you don 't fuck w me , i don 't fuck w you .
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If you don't hurt me, I won't hurt you too.
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how fucked up would that be ?
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How bad would that be?
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yet ignorant sheep like you ignore such reality .
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Yet, innocent person like you probably ignore the reality.
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its shite we have scared them all away , ha she still talkin shit
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We have scared them , she is still talking
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ryan find ur fuckin own .
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ryan find ur own
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alright peter bunny , get the rabbit hairs out of your ass .
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alright peter bunny , get the rabbit hairs out.
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what the fuck is therapeutic circumcision
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What does it mean by therapeutic circumcision
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go back to your hole you pc fuck boy .
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Go back to your hole
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obviously i want to talk about the shit
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Obviously I want to talk
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the only dick i suck is logan lerman 's
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I like only logan lerman.
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cause i 'ma want it all the damn time .
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cause i 'ma want it all the time .
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shit putting this music on my phone
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It was a bad choice putting this music on my phone.
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hey , you are a chicken shit coward .
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hey, you are not brave.
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in les celebrating birtthday ! happy birthday bitch ! !
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In les celebrating birthday! Happy birthday!
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_ boutah go to sleep ! & nawh , take your ass to bed , lls
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go to bed
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holy shit you are dumb as hell .
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You are so navie.
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but some just ruined my whole fuckin night
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but some just ruined my whole night
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it 's a fucking good day
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It’s a really good day.
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girl , get yo ' ass on and talk to me ! p
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girl, come on and talk to me!
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shit law is shit law .
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Bad law is bad law
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i still don 't get how the fuck noone noticed that .
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I still don 't get how the no one noticed that .
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but congress has been dragging its feet go fucking figure .
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but congress has been dragging its feet go figure.
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is my best fucking friend
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Is my best friend.
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people are fucked up and religion is a nice cover
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People are not well and religion is a nice cover
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jazmine cashmere got that life changing fuck game
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jazmine cashmere got that life changing game
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listen asshole , you do not delete my pages .
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Listen, you do not delete my pages.
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rt my phone been on 69 % all day - who gives a fuck
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rt my phone been on 69 % all day - who cares
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yu came up with dat shit lol
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you came up with that
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oh shit wait it doesn 't change anything .
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wait it doesn 't change anything .
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shit really about to start on some homework wbu ?
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Things really about to statt on some homework, what about you?
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if the world cup wasn 't happening right now , nobody would give a shit about this .
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If the world cup wasn't supposed to happen right now, no one would give attention about that
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just played a boring ass game
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just played a boring game
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looking back , the gop and congress are dogshit and people can 't remember shit .
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Looking back, the gop and congress are not good and people can't remember anything
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