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take the fucking pic nigga ! damn !
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take the pic
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stay the fuck out of the middle east .
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Stay out of the middle east
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i miss her dumb ass .
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I miss her.
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i 'm sick of your shit right its over
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i'm tired of your drama, its over.
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which is really fucking scary .
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Which is really scary
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it 's hard to live in a community with no fuckin unity boosie
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it 's hard to live in a community with no unity
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shes kind of stupid too .
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She is not very wise
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you need to realise it , as your life is dripping away on being wikipedias bitch .
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you need to realise it , as your life is dripping away on being wikipedias .
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fuck you i think it 's hilarious ! " george carlin
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"I think it's hilarious!" George Carlin.
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i 'm here to bitch about people who bitch about people who bitch .
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i'm here to talk about people who talk about people who talk.
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i laugh & spit on your shit
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I laughed so hard
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christians love to shit on the pope .
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christians love to criticize the pope
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justin is corrupt , you can take that to the bank
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Justin is corrupt , you can take that to the bank
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haha shit burn one for me my nigg
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haha light one for me
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you 're all wrong , it 's fucking pretty hard .
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you're all wrong, its pretty hard
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he also commented , you cant legislate stupid .
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he also commented , you cant legislate.
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they 're still stealing your shit .
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They are still stealing your thing.
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you bet yo ass they would lol .
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You bet they would lol.
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it 's 92 in the uk , but nobody gives a shit .
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it 's 92 in the uk , but nobody cares
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they have the best weaponry in the world , its not easy to fuck up like this .
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They have the best weaponry in the world, it's not easy to mess up like this.
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nobody old dies healthy ( idiot )
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nobody old dies healthy
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mom 's making it worse by being a bitch to him
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Mom's making it worse by being making bad to him
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obama won that shit ? please .
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obama won that election ? please .
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does that belief , regardless of objective reality , make him an idiot ?
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Does that belief, regardless of objective reality, make him not smart?
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and i 'm not licking their asses , im a fan , supporting justin
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I'm supporting Justin
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are you back to this shit ?
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are you back to this?
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look at it , it 's at 22 fucking points .
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Look at it, it's at 22 points.
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really ? cus i 'm a fucking beast on that game o
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really ? cus i 'm a beast on that game o
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i don 't fuck with that show the game at all
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I don't get along with that show the game at all
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why is every map of us military bases so fucking incorrect ?
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why is every map of us military bases so incorrect?
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fuckin idiots now they about to fight lol
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They are not so smart, they are about to fight
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* shudders * probably be like the fucking ring
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Shudder probably be like the ring
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and why would the republicans be so stupid as to not secure their information properly ? .
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and why would the republicans be so not clever as to not secure their information properly ? .
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doesn 't mean we can do whatever the fuck we want to the environment .
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doesn't mean we can do whatever we want to the environment.
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im really really sick of you bunch of pathetic kids coming on this and making stupid comments !
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I don't like the comments being posted
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fuck improvement , we must monetize it !
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Forget improvement, we must monetize it!
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i don 't remember shit about it
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I don't remember anything about it
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this is exactly why politics is so fucked .
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this is exactly why politics is so messy.
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after all the shit the last one did ?
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After all the bad the last one did.
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yeh you really would your a nice female who fucked over you ?
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Yeh you really would your a nice female who messed you over?
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who the boofhead are you fuck wit bainyrues
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Who are you?
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fuck now my phone has a virus
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My phone has a virus
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hmm well not really but shit why not
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hmm well not really but well why not
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its just the damn internet .
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its just the internet .
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theres a big difference between intelligent debate and stupid gibberish .
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there is a big difference betweet intelligent debate and the one are not.
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who gives a shit if they 're drunk and high ?
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who cares if they're drunk and high?
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don 't know if netflix can swing that amount of cash , but apple google sure as shit can .
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don 't know if netflix can swing that amount of cash , but apple google sure as it can.
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get lost piece of shit .
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Go away.
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people can and will abuse this shit .
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people can and will abuse this.
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it 's bullshit , but the truth , deal with it
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It's the truth so deal with it.
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yeah ! damn right they 're pissed .
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Yeah! Of course they are mad.
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fuck you and dione ' my mother wasnt here & you got my permission slip
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My mother wasn't here and you got my permission slip l.
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your mother is so fat , she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand .
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your mother thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand
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oh well , may as well pour the coffee & start getting shit done
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Oh well, might as well pour the coffee and start getting things done
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tough shit , the bankers didn 't break the law .
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Tough thing, the bankers didn't break the law.
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far easier to compare it to the soviet union , same shit different wrapping
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Much easier to compare to the sovet union, same thing with slight differences.
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probably when the cpc won a majority and decided they could do whatever the fuck they want .
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probably when the cpc won a majority and decided they could do whatever they want .
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because china never stops fuckin' with them
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Because China never stop destroying them.
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idk i 'm bored ! spark some shit up ! lls
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idk i 'm bored ! spark somethings up ! lls
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that would still fuck me up
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that would still hurt me
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climate is turning to shit .
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Climate is turning bad
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i blame the idiot victims , who pick up china as a destination .
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i blame the victims , who pick up China as a destination .
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you mean when the orc lost their shit in the original bit of lore ?
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You mean when the orc lost their cool in the original bit of lore?
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" fucking nsa , what , now a surveillance base there as well ?
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Is there a surveillance base is there?
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shit a rickshaw banged into your car ?
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A rickshaw knocked your car?
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you learn something new on twitter everyday ! i love you sick fucks !
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you learn something new on twitter everyday ! i love you
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how the fuck are you moderating me everys ?
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how are you moderating me everys?
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holy fuck this subreddit is fucked
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this subreddit is a mess
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you elected the idiot , wear it .
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You elected that person, accept it.
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i would not let that fat orange pig near my house , my family , or our presidency !
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I would not let that person near my house, my family or our presidency
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they had bad sex the first time they had sex
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Their first experience together was not so great.
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haha i 'm not one to be anybody 's bitch
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Haha I'm not one to be anybody's girl
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lola is a fucking beast ok
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lola is a beast ok
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and for fuck 's sake put the thing right down if police show up .
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and for everyone's sake put the thing right down if police show up.
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he 's not disagreeing , he 's just saying it 's shit .
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He is not disagreeing, he is just being honest
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except you didnt hear anything about them for an entire week until people started burning shit down .
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except you didn't hear anything about them for an entire week until people started to bring that up
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i 'm getting really fed up with this shit .
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I m getting fed up with this.
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should be fucking common sense .
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Should be common sense
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yeuh im back in this secluded ass world of sub tweets and unfollows lol
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Yeauh im back in this secluded world of sub tweets and unfollows lol
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lol but shit who want it my nigga
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lol but who want it
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the reality is most of us are bitches sitting behind a computer typing .
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the reality is most of us are people sitting behind a computer typing .
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just played a boring ass game
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just played a boring game
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if they don 't want my support then fuck off .
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If they don't want my support then go away.
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fuck the hell out of that party .
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Please leave the party.
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some day nascar will need to take their collective heads out the sand or from up their ass
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Some day nascar will need to take their collective heads out.
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how dare you diss the porsche ! i kick mad ass in them
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How dare you diss the Porsche! I am so angry with them
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he doesnt even fuckin know how to spell cannibal xd
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He doesn't even know how to spell cannibal xd
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all the rest of your arguments and allegations are just as full of crap as you are .
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All the rest of your arguments and allegations are just not right, so you do
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why would they wait around with their thumbs up their asses for hillary to hand it over ?
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Why would they wait for hillary to give it to them?
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even if none of the bros present have any idea what the fuck they are looking at .
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Even if none of the current siblings know what they're looking at
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fuck ! i was really hoping he 'd lose that spill vote !
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i was really hoping he 'd lose that spill vote
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everyone 's saying it 's about the other guy and not taking a millisecond to research this shit .
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everyone's saying it's about the other guy and not taking a millisecond to research it.
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cause he does x he like yell at me and shit ! freaakin hate him
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He yell at me and i don't like it.
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fire her ass or she can look for another job
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fire her or she can look for another job
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darn that pesky legislation , there goes hawaiis arguments for more federal assistance .
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that pesky legislation, there goes hawaiis arguments for more federal assistance
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i 'll take " shit they should have done 29 years ago " for 29 alex .
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i 'll take "they should have done 29 years ago " for 29 alex .
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lmfao hahahaha ! i wouldnt do that to ya lol someone woulda called 27 27 on ma ass lol
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I wouldn't do that to you, someone would call 2727
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man what tha fuck is merge is that shit a meeting ? i keep seein ' that shit .
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Man what is merge in that meeting.
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ambrose99 making stupid remarks is useless , do some research and then make a comment .
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ambrose99 is making useless remarks , do some research and then make a comment .
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the hypocrisy is fucking monumental .
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the hypocrisy is monumental .
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