- "Why do you want an iPhone"<br><br>- "I don't know, it looks cool."
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Vsauce literally replaced my physics teacher in 2014. He just played Vsauce episodes and passed out a worksheet he made for the video. Glad he did. Showed he knew the school wad kinda bullshit and you gotta get your info somewhere else, @Ricky Lahey <br>Oh, I suppose that makes sense. That would be cool. Although Vsause videos don’t really talk about what you have to learn in Highschool physics. At least not where I’m from., @Number 16 bus shelter we would do all that math and other stuff in the worksheets, Even if your school was that bad, I don’t think YouTube videos tend to be the best for educational purposes. Depending on what year you were in, especially considering most videos like these stay away from the math, which is very important in physics., lucky, Cool teacher
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In college I was watching Vsauce late one night and was falling asleep right before <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m11s">6:11</a> happened... Since I was asleep for the part before I thought it was a real alert and woke up my roommates freaking out.
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But that's a story for another what if..
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If.
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me BECAUSE THE GUY ON TV IS WRONG!
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This is the best, fun, interesting, and informatively authoritative video of all of YouTube!!!!!!!
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With how people consume content now most wouldn’t even hear the emergency broadcast. They aren’t going to make your Netflix cut out. Hardly anyone uses cable now.
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* vsauce music intensifies *
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Even though I knew it was coming, even though I knew it wasn't real, that emergency broadcast was still *terrifying*.
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You like to talk to tomatoes
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the fact that i just watched "the birthday paradox" and tis video has 365k likes is flabbergasting.
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could they have made the nuclear broadcast any less analog horror?
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Anyone else ever wondered why the moon landing cameras could see through the astronauts?
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The impenetrable seed vault flooded 😂
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If
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The amount of comments with the title in it 💀☠️
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Vsauce forgot about “iff”
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Philippines again
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I want a crapdosis dog! 🌭
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fortnite callous on my nigerian foot lettuce toe heart gambit
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m06s">3:06</a> amongus, Oh dear god
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who names the best video titles
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crapdosis.
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7 may 2013 <br><br>I was four days old, You should go back to youtube kids, @TIMOFEIKA That’s kinda young yes, I think you might be a bit too young for YouTube.
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That means every fart every human has thrown will somehow impact the earth at some point in the future.
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You know it's vsauce
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If im in another dimension do you guys want to 👀 see?
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Who sauce 👀 🤔
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GET LOST GARBAGE
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<b>I f .</b>
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m08s">6:08</a> analog horror spooks me
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Not only is this not the first video that comes up when you search "if" but it's also not even the first vsauce video
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If
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nsh
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Else<br><br>Else if<br><br>switch
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Recommend gang here guys
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Michael didn’t aged in 10years wtf bro
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m34s">6:34</a> got goosebumps
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Yahshua - you know Him as Jesus - was born to a virgin, turned water to wine, taught, healed the sick, raised the dead, casted out demons, walked on water, calmed the storm, and fed a crowd of thousands with a few fish and a few loaves of bread on two separate occasions, among many other things. He was killed on the cross as payment for the sins of all mankind, three days later He rose from the dead. Forty days later He ascended into heaven where He sits at the right hand of the Father. He is returning very soon, but before He does, Satan, the devil, is coming to pretend to be Jesus/God (2 Thessalonians 2:1-4). Satan is an angel, and he will have certain supernatural powers with which to try to fool everyone. He will, for example, be able to make fire come down from heaven in the sight of men. He will only be on earth a short time before the real King of Kings, Jesus Christ, God in the flesh, returns. When the real Jesus comes we will all be transformed into our spiritual bodies at the same moment. Jesus came in the flesh to offer forgiveness of sins and eternal life to anyone who believes and calls on His precious name!
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<br>if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. - Romans 10:9
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<br>Now when Jesus was in Bethany, in the house of Simon the leper, There came unto him a woman having an alabaster box of very precious ointment, and poured it on his head, as he sat at meat. But when his disciples saw it, they had indignation, saying, To what purpose is this waste? For this ointment might have been sold for much, and given to the poor. When Jesus understood it, he said unto them, Why trouble ye the woman? for she hath wrought a good work upon me. For ye have the poor always with you; but me ye have not always. For in that she hath poured this ointment on my body, she did it for my burial. Verily I say unto you, Wheresoever this gospel shall be preached in the whole world, there shall also this, that this woman hath done, be told for a memorial of her. - Matthew 26:6-13
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<br>Seek ye the LORD while he may be found, call ye upon him while he is near: Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the LORD, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon....
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<br>To anoint your self, the sick, or a building for spiritual protection:
<br>Get a small bottle of olive oil and pour off a small amount into a smaller vessel like a vial or baby food jar. Use the rest of the bottle for cooking. Ask the Lord to bless your vial of oil in Jesus name. Anoint yourself with the oil by placing a dab of oil on tip of finger and touch it to your forehead, and ask the Lord to bless you/heal you. To anoint your home or other building: place a dab of oil on your finger and anoint the door posts and order all negativity and evil out of the house, and order that nothing negative or evil can enter into your home including piggybacking on a person entering, order it to be so in the name of Jesus. Anoint all potential entrances to your home. To anoint the sick: place oil on tip of finger and touch it to the head of the sick and say a prayer of healing over them in Jesus name. See James Chapter <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=5m14s">5:14</a>-15.....
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crapdosis got me haha damn
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if
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ummm one flaw. the moonlanding was fake., Hmmmm no, Lol
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There’s this phrase, if you know where it’s from I highly respect you, but the phrase is “never knows best”. It’s a false translation of Japanese, but I think that makes it better. I understand the phrase as never being a noun. Never knows best. “What if we never date?” “What if I never do this” “I’ll never be able to do that”. You’ll never know until you try, until then never will always know
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=8m22s">8:22</a> oh god no, @Teame Brhane Memes don't die, iterations of memes do. Amogus memes still exist in different forms., @Vadam i have they just been dead for like a year so i forgot, You clearly havent seen enough Among us memes, ?
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Put your whiskey in your water
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I wasn't paying much attention to the video, and saw the screen cut to nuclear alert while high as balls. With all the news, I was a bit relieved when I didn't the president after the alert.<br><br><br><br>scared me a lil with all the news
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This is my favorite Vsauce video
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=11m40s">11:40</a> - But they never went to the moon., What makes you think so?, <b>"are you sure about that"</b>, @MichaelStevens0676 go away bot, I did :), Congratulations! You've won the macbook pro with alternative Grand Prize in our 'Giveaway' contest!text the name above on telegram.
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That little piece of speech was fucking chilling. Beautiful
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Ik bro did not just say French geeyana
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if ( ), Congratulations! You've won the Touchscreen laptop with alternative Grand Prize in our 'Giveaway' contest!text the name above on telegram.
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Chaos theory. People with schizophrenia probably mastered that ability already., Ya know... When you fear ducks or butterflies. You know tou fucked.
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“If” Ok?
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i always get so sad when i hear about Laika
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Kinda disturbing that part of standard procedure if they were stranded was to cut off communication. So, if you get trapped in space with no hope of rescue, NASA will just turn off the radio and ignore you while you die.
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“If I were a swan, I’d be gone…”
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Luckily, Nixon never had to deliver the Moon disaster speech... because the whole Moon landing was taking place just 2700 miles away from Nixon, in Hollywood., @Kyuzu <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kiBvdYO4yw">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kiBvdYO4yw</a>, @Yakov Sannikov Could you link me some?, @Kyuzu You must be joking - there are hours of expert testimonies (film makers, image analysts, geochemists, radiation physicists and so on) that you expect me to somehow summarize here? Do some research outside Youtube and you will easily find these testimonies., @Yakov Sannikov Elaborate; how were the moon landings examined?, @Kyuzu Oh, gee... Where would I start? Maybe the fact that Youtube removed all videos where the evidence of Apollo moon landings was examined in a critical light tells us something about the credibility of that evidence?
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I thought the title was TF
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John 3:8 KJV<br>The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it cometh, and whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit.
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I was sleeping with a Vsauce playlist going on and my roomate woke up during the EAS part freaking out that we were under nuclear attack.
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What is the song in the chaos theory chapter please someone answer, i know it is jake chudnow but can find the song, Congratulations! You've won the macbook pro with alternative Grand Prize in our 'Giveaway' contest!text the name above on telegram.
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Now I think THIS is why I believe literally everything is pre determined in the universe<br><br>The chain of events of that one atom moving in a precise way lead to the entire humanity’s existence
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42 years left micheal
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Vsauce just be mad cuz he didn't get to see the rocket
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Thank you algorithm for showing me this 9 years later
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=8m20s">8:20</a> amogus
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m04s">3:04</a> IF... that funny game didn't became popular... that shape would not be cursed for me, @John Freddy dead meme, @John Freddy fake news, @bubba among us, What game
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Can someone please tell me the name of the soundtrack from <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=2m48s">2:48</a>
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Florida is in the middle of a hurricane right now. I was half-asleep last night when I was awoken to the sound of the emergency broadcast. I expected something along the lines of "18ft storm surge in X COUNTY..."<br><br>What it actually ended up saying shook me to my core.<br><br>"A nuclear attack has been launched against the United States..."<br><br>I turned to my phone and opened it, "If" by "VSauce" was playing in my vsauce playlist I listen to most nights.
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What is the song that starts at the beginning.
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"crapdosis" gets me every time
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2022
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2022
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=4m14s">4:14</a> that doesn't feels right
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Crapdosis shaped humanity
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The Schrödinger cat: I'm nothing to you?
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If what???????????????????, Just "If" and it still has over 16 million views, IF. . . . . . . . . .
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So meteo and wind is the same a people..the buterfly is a kind of event..and with new and tv...can also affect a place far form the event...i should not use this exemple but think about BLm and how a "small" event affect the world..
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If indeed
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Claim u can go 2 moon then take taxes 2 use all so they can get rich the secret society members taking part in this fraud.
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That life expectancy website is cursed
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Fell asleep and woke up to the EMS 🫠
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Apabila
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Crapdosis, Стардогс!'s
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You could say, weather forecasting isn't rocket science., 😐
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his iq is 180 atleast
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Did you really have to include "This is not a test"?
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