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Get serious. There's no way Biden could get a script written to make a statement in 4 minutes.
Every body gangster until you get a 30 min add in the middle of your nuclear bomb threat tutorial
おはようございます
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“If” only I could get off my ass and do something productive instead of binge watching Michael.
This still is and always will be my favourite VSauce video.
It’s ok Michael I drove across the country to watch the Artemis I launch just for it to get scrubbed. I feel your pain., and I thought me waking up 4:30 am to watch it get scrubbed was bad. I feel sorry for you
The emergency program freaked the shit out of me
a year later, this essay still brings tears to my eyes...especially the EAS warning
Some people here say they find the moon speech eerie, but I have to say I found it quite inspiring. Its message is extremely powerful, and would truly immortalise the Apollo 11 crew, if they had to be left behind<br><br>"In ancient days, men looked up at the stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood", that speech lowkey made me want to die on the moon tbh
Man ...that alert braodcast was really scary.... just imagine u got 15 minutes what will u do ????
Nothing like watching Vsauce with a side of existential dread
The in question:
imagine that in the future, youtube videos are also interrupted in the event of a national emergency in the U.S. this video would be potentially panic-inducing at the moment Michael demonstrates the warning.
Jesus loves you ,
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=0m25s">0:25</a> WHIRRRRR
Jika
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else
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m06s">3:06</a> Among us
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the nuclar bomb threat text gave me chills :*(
*Update <br>The Russian now have hypersonic missiles that can reach the united states in 2 minutes which means you wont hear that alarming massages on tv
I don't understand the comic sans reference?, it's one of his previous videos defense of comic sans
Don’t be too proud….California can’t even keep the lights on, the forests devoid of fire, and the streets clean of feces and violent crime.
Standby for a message from the President of the United States: cue WaWa commercial 🤣
I can dream
The wind as we know it is really the same as ocean currents.If an alien flew to just outside our atmosphere, they would perceive us like we perceive goldfish in their bowls.<br>Also what if a dont watch tv or radio? Am i screwed
Si
One day, someone will see that video and at the same moment, the emergency alert happens, there will be an actual emergency alert. Think about that.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=11m30s">11:30</a> bone?nvm
We all know that VSauce went to French Guiana just to record a 6 second clip for one video
I remember watching this when I was in the 5th grade when it was uploaded and the ending bringing me to tears. Amazing video.
when he started talking aabout the warning sirens i remembered the terrifying ohio tornado sirens from when i was a kid
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Smoked some pot before watcing this and man it got deep.
Here in The Netherlands the warning systems are tested every first Monday of the month at noon. Sirens go off and text messages are sent. I'm sure that if a catastrophic event were to occur I wouldn't want to rely on the government to supply the images and information on television and radio...
Imagine surviving a nuclear blast, not knowing about the seed vault, and then generations upon generations later, one of your children or children's children stumble upon this seed vault with every seed in existence in it. That amount of happiness is what I live for.
9 years later and “crapdosis” still cracks me up.
"Stand by for a message from the President of the United States."<br><b>Micheal appears</b><br>Me: "Yeah! I voted for this guy!"
too bad we never went to the moon. it's incredible people are that gullible., @Spurius Scapula exactly, @BOCACHICACRANE Russia not calling bullshit is exactly one of the biggest points there is no reason for it to be fake. What otherwise were the Americans to gain by faking it?, Plus in the height of a Cold War, you think Russia wouldn't call bullshit if there was an ounce of doubt that we landed?, You realize it would be harder and more expensive to fake the moon landing, than it actually cost for the Apollo missions?, What would the incencentive be for faking it
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m03s">3:03</a> sus....
If a scientist uses Comic Sans to send a rocket into space, does it become Cosmic Sans?
While watching the EAS alarm I got an ad, which really destroyed the moment, thanks youtube
Yea I think it's impossible or basically impossible, you'd have to monitor such small little things that can cause a slight change in any wind rain whatever, I don't think it's possible, maybe but I don't think so
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those automated nuclear attack messages always give me some insane goosebumps
Btw the song at the end is rainstorms and rainbows
It's funny how in Michael's eye America getting nuked = the end of the world.
If
This seems like What if episode of Marvel but instead it's in real life and Micheal is the watcher
It’s crazy how he talked about voyager 1 eight years ago being the farthest man made object from earth, only near one of the planets in our solar system. Voyager 2 recently crossed the heliosphere, exiting our solar system. Even though not every human is working together, science is still rapidly expanding our possibilities to progress goals for humankind. Imagine what we could do if evil and war was eliminated and every human DID work together. Who knows, we could’ve settled on a planet other than earth 50 + years ago. <br><br>IF
If
Even though that was a mock up of an emergency broadcast, it still made me kinda scared... I can't imagine the hysteria if it ever actually occurred
Vsauce: <b>Dosent get to see rocket launch</b><br>Also Vsauce: Oh yeah <b>Its all coming together</b>
Ballzy to still say eff it in landing on the moon.
The most interesting part about this video is the fact that LITERAL ROCKET SCIENTISTS used Comic Sans.
I almost died, when it said message from<br>The president I got an ad 😂
The Carpe Diem site sucks now. No more dots
imagine dying slowly on the moon while staring at the earth knowing that all your loved ones are on that tiny ball so so so far away. the eerie feeling of being the only 2 humans who escaped that cosmic ball only to be locked out
wow
That's a mistake
among us at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m06s">3:06</a>, I HATE YOU SO MUCH, NOOOOOO
stand by for a message from the president of the united states: (ad plays)
15 minutes? Thats not enough time to find shelter from nukes or asteroids! You could only survive if you had a built in underground shelter below your house, for a quick escape.
Ah, 2013 Vsauce. When the music was just a little too loud.
Michael's tone of voice when saying "crapdosis" made me laugh so hard I started crying
Damn, Michael hit us with the Sirenhead meme before it was created.
I like how “you need to seek immediate shelter” is said after half a minute of other information
If and if I post this you can't repost this
Aba may pinoy
my favorite video on youtube
If
Is our government, or any other governments, doing these incredible things for the improvement of humankind... or is it more of a competition to out-do the other? <br>The Space Race was/is a very real thing. <br>It's sad to think Innocent people were used as Pawns in rivel Chess Games between Countries. <br><br>"Russia started it!" whined The US.<br>"Nyet, it was you and your JFK." countered Russia.
What a great video , Vsauce is a fantastic channel
OMFG i thought that was real! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m44s">6:44</a>, 😫
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m06s">3:06</a> AMONG US
Ah fuck no , this man will one day make the whole world mad like him
If
Hey vsausessjsisucjcchudid
What is if?
2040: scientists finally create a machine that accurately predicts weather 2 days in the future with an accuracy of 96%<br>Someone somewhere (*breathes or farts)<br>Accuracy goes down to 59%
I'm just impressed about the quality of this video. As if it's just posted yesterday
If
Comic sans annoyed me
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Wind is more complicated that planetary position. Simple
But
If
I paused the video and the emergency alert didn't stop
bro was so mad that he miss the rocket launch that he made a 13m video
Still my favorite Vsauce video done. I love it so much.
There was an ad in the perfect olacement - 'Included in that speech were these lines: 70% of the immune system is locate in the Intestinal tract.'
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m08s">6:08</a>
This remains as my favorite Vsauce video as well as the best video in Youtube history.<br><br>God, I love it so much.
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Time stamp: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=5m51s">5:51</a> this shit woke me up this morning and scared the fuck outa me deadass thought it was real
Imagine just breathing and you just started a random storm somewhere. At least that's how I understood the butterfly effect.

Get serious. There's no way Biden could get a script written to make a statement in 4 minutes.

Every body gangster until you get a 30 min add in the middle of your nuclear bomb threat tutorial

おはようございます

Else

if

“If” only I could get off my ass and do something productive instead of binge watching Michael.

This still is and always will be my favourite VSauce video.

It’s ok Michael I drove across the country to watch the Artemis I launch just for it to get scrubbed. I feel your pain., and I thought me waking up 4:30 am to watch it get scrubbed was bad. I feel sorry for you

The emergency program freaked the shit out of me

a year later, this essay still brings tears to my eyes...especially the EAS warning

Some people here say they find the moon speech eerie, but I have to say I found it quite inspiring. Its message is extremely powerful, and would truly immortalise the Apollo 11 crew, if they had to be left behind "In ancient days, men looked up at the stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood", that speech lowkey made me want to die on the moon tbh

Man ...that alert braodcast was really scary.... just imagine u got 15 minutes what will u do ????

Nothing like watching Vsauce with a side of existential dread

The in question:

imagine that in the future, youtube videos are also interrupted in the event of a national emergency in the U.S. this video would be potentially panic-inducing at the moment Michael demonstrates the warning.

Jesus loves you ,

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=0m25s">0:25</a> WHIRRRRR

Jika

else

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m06s">3:06</a> Among us

if

the nuclar bomb threat text gave me chills :*(

*Update The Russian now have hypersonic missiles that can reach the united states in 2 minutes which means you wont hear that alarming massages on tv

I don't understand the comic sans reference?, it's one of his previous videos defense of comic sans

Don’t be too proud….California can’t even keep the lights on, the forests devoid of fire, and the streets clean of feces and violent crime.

Standby for a message from the President of the United States: cue WaWa commercial 🤣

I can dream

The wind as we know it is really the same as ocean currents.If an alien flew to just outside our atmosphere, they would perceive us like we perceive goldfish in their bowls. Also what if a dont watch tv or radio? Am i screwed

Si

One day, someone will see that video and at the same moment, the emergency alert happens, there will be an actual emergency alert. Think about that.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=11m30s">11:30</a> bone?nvm

We all know that VSauce went to French Guiana just to record a 6 second clip for one video

I remember watching this when I was in the 5th grade when it was uploaded and the ending bringing me to tears. Amazing video.

when he started talking aabout the warning sirens i remembered the terrifying ohio tornado sirens from when i was a kid

Or

Smoked some pot before watcing this and man it got deep.

Here in The Netherlands the warning systems are tested every first Monday of the month at noon. Sirens go off and text messages are sent. I'm sure that if a catastrophic event were to occur I wouldn't want to rely on the government to supply the images and information on television and radio...

Imagine surviving a nuclear blast, not knowing about the seed vault, and then generations upon generations later, one of your children or children's children stumble upon this seed vault with every seed in existence in it. That amount of happiness is what I live for.

9 years later and “crapdosis” still cracks me up.

"Stand by for a message from the President of the United States." Micheal appears Me: "Yeah! I voted for this guy!"

too bad we never went to the moon. it's incredible people are that gullible., @Spurius Scapula exactly, @BOCACHICACRANE Russia not calling bullshit is exactly one of the biggest points there is no reason for it to be fake. What otherwise were the Americans to gain by faking it?, Plus in the height of a Cold War, you think Russia wouldn't call bullshit if there was an ounce of doubt that we landed?, You realize it would be harder and more expensive to fake the moon landing, than it actually cost for the Apollo missions?, What would the incencentive be for faking it

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m03s">3:03</a> sus....

If a scientist uses Comic Sans to send a rocket into space, does it become Cosmic Sans?

While watching the EAS alarm I got an ad, which really destroyed the moment, thanks youtube

Yea I think it's impossible or basically impossible, you'd have to monitor such small little things that can cause a slight change in any wind rain whatever, I don't think it's possible, maybe but I don't think so

If

those automated nuclear attack messages always give me some insane goosebumps

Btw the song at the end is rainstorms and rainbows

It's funny how in Michael's eye America getting nuked = the end of the world.

If

This seems like What if episode of Marvel but instead it's in real life and Micheal is the watcher

It’s crazy how he talked about voyager 1 eight years ago being the farthest man made object from earth, only near one of the planets in our solar system. Voyager 2 recently crossed the heliosphere, exiting our solar system. Even though not every human is working together, science is still rapidly expanding our possibilities to progress goals for humankind. Imagine what we could do if evil and war was eliminated and every human DID work together. Who knows, we could’ve settled on a planet other than earth 50 + years ago. IF

If

Even though that was a mock up of an emergency broadcast, it still made me kinda scared... I can't imagine the hysteria if it ever actually occurred

Vsauce: *Dosent get to see rocket launch* Also Vsauce: Oh yeah Its all coming together

Ballzy to still say eff it in landing on the moon.

The most interesting part about this video is the fact that LITERAL ROCKET SCIENTISTS used Comic Sans.

I almost died, when it said message from The president I got an ad 😂

The Carpe Diem site sucks now. No more dots

imagine dying slowly on the moon while staring at the earth knowing that all your loved ones are on that tiny ball so so so far away. the eerie feeling of being the only 2 humans who escaped that cosmic ball only to be locked out

wow

That's a mistake

among us at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m06s">3:06</a>, I HATE YOU SO MUCH, NOOOOOO

stand by for a message from the president of the united states: (ad plays)

15 minutes? Thats not enough time to find shelter from nukes or asteroids! You could only survive if you had a built in underground shelter below your house, for a quick escape.

Ah, 2013 Vsauce. When the music was just a little too loud.

Michael's tone of voice when saying "crapdosis" made me laugh so hard I started crying

Damn, Michael hit us with the Sirenhead meme before it was created.

I like how “you need to seek immediate shelter” is said after half a minute of other information

If and if I post this you can't repost this

Aba may pinoy

my favorite video on youtube

If

Is our government, or any other governments, doing these incredible things for the improvement of humankind... or is it more of a competition to out-do the other? The Space Race was/is a very real thing. It's sad to think Innocent people were used as Pawns in rivel Chess Games between Countries. "Russia started it!" whined The US. "Nyet, it was you and your JFK." countered Russia.

What a great video , Vsauce is a fantastic channel

OMFG i thought that was real! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m44s">6:44</a>, 😫

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m06s">3:06</a> AMONG US

Ah fuck no , this man will one day make the whole world mad like him

If

Hey vsausessjsisucjcchudid

What is if?

2040: scientists finally create a machine that accurately predicts weather 2 days in the future with an accuracy of 96% Someone somewhere (*breathes or farts) Accuracy goes down to 59%

I'm just impressed about the quality of this video. As if it's just posted yesterday

If

Comic sans annoyed me

if

Wind is more complicated that planetary position. Simple

But

If

I paused the video and the emergency alert didn't stop

bro was so mad that he miss the rocket launch that he made a 13m video

Still my favorite Vsauce video done. I love it so much.

There was an ad in the perfect olacement - 'Included in that speech were these lines: 70% of the immune system is locate in the Intestinal tract.'

This remains as my favorite Vsauce video as well as the best video in Youtube history. God, I love it so much.

Or

If

Time stamp: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=5m51s">5:51</a> this shit woke me up this morning and scared the fuck outa me deadass thought it was real

Imagine just breathing and you just started a random storm somewhere. At least that's how I understood the butterfly effect.