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Michael for president
"Nonlinear equations? Strange attractions? Dr. Sattler, I refuse to believe you're not familiar with the concept of attraction."
The double pendulum on the right at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m06s">3:06</a> looking pretty sus
i was dozing off and not thinking<br>about what he was saying and then the amber alert at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m07s">6:07</a> woke me up
I wonder if it was cyanide, weapons, or noble gas? Noble gas would by far be the best way to go (your body detects excess CO² not lack of O² so you'd feel fine as you drifted off to sleep) but I doubt they packed something taking up that much space. IDK was there nitrogen onboard? <br><br>Anyone know the plan?, Just take off your helmet probably
Would?
This hits different in 2022
if (Boolean condition) <br> { <br> Statement <br> } <br> else <br> { <br> Statement <br>}
what if
else if
Also we can see what is happening many light years away from our galaxy but we can’t see what’s happening in our ocean
“If” chain 👇, Lmao I made my comment as a joke.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m08s">6:08</a> this part has always creeped me the hell out
if
If
Vsauce fucks me up everytime
Carpe diem doesnt work anymore :(
Thank YOU Michael!!!
If
The butterfly effect is kinda bad in way… isn’t every effect just a follow-up from the big bang (if that was how “everything” began)?
Narrated by 'Abdullah Ibn 'Umar, that the Prophet ﷺ said:<br><br>مَفَاتِيحُ الْغَيْبِ خَمْسٌ لاَ يَعْلَمُهَا إِلاَّ اللَّهُ،<br>لاَ يَعْلَمُ مَا تَغِيضُ الأَرْحَامُ إِلاَّ اللَّهُ،<br>وَلاَ يَعْلَمُ مَا فِي غَدٍ إِلاَّ اللَّهُ،<br>وَلاَ يَعْلَمُ مَتَى يَأْتِي الْمَطَرُ أَحَدٌ إِلاَّ اللَّهُ،<br>وَلاَ تَدْرِي نَفْسٌ بِأَىِّ أَرْضٍ تَمُوتُ إِلاَّ اللَّهُ،<br>وَلاَ يَعْلَمُ مَتَى تَقُومُ السَّاعَةُ إِلاَّ اللَّهُ<br><br>The keys of the unseen are five and none knows them but Allah:<br>(1) None knows (the sex of) what is in the womb, except Allah:<br>(2) None knows what will happen tomorrow, except Allah;<br>(3) None knows when it will rain, except Allah;<br>(4) None knows where he will die, except Allah (knows that);<br>(5) and none knows when the Hour will be established, except Allah.
A butterfly 'decided' to flap it's wings? Hmm so you're a free will guy?
⏰ 🌎
If
Weather can def be predicted now RIGHT?, Its the same as then. We can predict the weather macroscopicaly but we probably will never be able to predict every minor change and outcome.
This makes my brain wet.
Hey Vsauce, micheal here <br>Your home security is pretty safe…<br><b>Or is it?</b>, "I am in your room"
The American emergency alert system, no matter what always put me into a panic
AMAZING 🤩🤩
Vsauce videos are only 10 minutes long, but they feel like half an hour.
okay
Si
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=4m48s">4:48</a> watching this on new year <br>2:34 PM IST 1/1/22
This is so sad. I can't believe I'll probably never get the chance to try a crapdosis.
"naw" in the video URL
This guy drives me crazy with his knowledge. I just sit and watch pondering on questions I thought my mind would never come across
This is not a good video to fall asleep too lmao
Michael: *Starts talking about Chaos Theory<br>Me: "Dr. Malcolm, it's so good to see you!"
A video named 'If' has 15.5 million views... wow
Everybody gangsta until they realized the sirens don’t stop when Vsauce was paused
Wow the sheer amount of people who woke up to that EAS alert. I'm sorry Michael but I can't fall asleep to your videos anymore 😢
Whether the Weather be fine or, whether the Weather be not. We'll weather the Weather whatever the Weather, Whether we like it or not,
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The scientists should never postpone a rocket launch again, or Vsauce will make a video about suicide and depression thoughts
Vsus
Who else is re-watching this just for nostalgia?
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=8m23s">8:23</a> amogus<br>Fml
Rocket-launch-stations can only compare to maybe lastest 70´s waitingrooms, when u could still smoke your nice cigars where ever u wanted.^^
someone
I hate ads in the middle of videos.<br><br>"Edward Lorenz gave this phenomenon its popular name."<br>"CYBER WEEK IS HAPPENING NOW"
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m08s">6:08</a> - One day my sister was sleeping at my place. She had vsauce videos playing on auto-play and got woken up by this warning. She legitimately thought we were under nuclear attack. She said she was so scared she couldn't even move. "Then the vsauce guy showed up" lmao
For
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m08s">6:08</a> i want to know what he’s saying
Bro, I was watching this in bed and fell asleep. Woke up to the sound of the emergency broadcast and thought it was FUCKING REAL!!! I legit freaked out for like 5 seconds 🤣🤣🤣
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m10s">6:10</a> so creepy ahhhj
Hey vsource
That missile warning emergency broadcast thing actually scared me for a sec. It definitely didnt help that i was watching on my ps4 and the controller was dead so i couldnt just check if i was still watching youtube lol
“If”<br><br>What a great name for a title.
the child refugee advertisement is so sad to watch
One time I fell asleep watching Vsauce on my TV, and woke up to the nuclear attack alert with the blackscreen. It was absolutely terrifying. I just sat there in shock until Michael came back on the screen lmao.
If.
My husband was on his phone with earbuds on and freaked out for a sec when the emergency alert played lol
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=2m53s">2:53</a>
Chills
@<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=10m08s">10:08</a>: They knew they will "return" because... well, they never went..
What a video title is more simplistic then the crumb on your kitchen table, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K93zcgFsynk">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K93zcgFsynk</a>
—you find the Vsauce, the video ends
Analog horror
jo baat
amazing yar
Okey if you miscalculated when you mistaken what to happen?
Can you imagine anything worse: Having the world come to an end and you have to listen to Donald Trump?
Just tow letter and 15M views
if
Vsauce videos used to be pervy af
when
Not the greatest video of his to listen to when trying to sleep… the alarm about gave me a heart attack 😅😂
Elif:<br> Else
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m15s">3:15</a>
My sister was watching a video on youtube and just when i got to the outro a nuclear siren sound effect played on her phone. Gave me chills
When you mute it and still hear the sirens
If I were in Armstrong’s or Aldrin’s shoes of potentially being stuck on the moon and unable to return, I think there would be worse ways to go out.
they look so cute playing on the moon together <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=11m06s">11:06</a>
how does this guy get views with these titles
the one on the right is an amogus at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m05s">3:05</a>
Stop invading my homepage pls :D
If
If
And after all of this the author still accepts the predictions of the climate change. Wahfaa(???????
IF...
The title being <b>If</b> scares me
You present thoughtful ideas
If
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I love when I’m 2 minutes into a video and I’m like “Nah, I ain’t watching this whole thing” then by the end of the video I’m left wanting more.
It's possible that at a point in the future someone could be watching this video, an Alert actually occurring during the same time as in the video and they would have no idea it was real. Or that when you're watching the video right now and that happened. You can't ever be sure that when you're watching one if it's real or not. Happy Spooktober
"We may never know <b>IF</b> something will or will not happen, but by pursuing space, corners of other worlds, we gain a perspective that can help us shrink the size of that mysterious and often frightening...IF. <br>And as always, thanks for watching." <br> <br>I suppose that is what i took away from this, and what we can use in our own lives- <br>We may never know IF something will or will not happen, until we go out there and try it out ourselves. The universe if full of places and things to do that we could one day explore and experience and one day be mankind's, if we choose to. but only by pursuing and exploring whatever it is we wish to, can we shrink that mysterious and freighting IF... <br> <br>so go out there and explore the universe, because it is only by putting our foot out the door can we really know what's out there.
"We may never know <b>IF</b> something will or will not happen, but by pursuing space, corners of other worlds, we gain a perspective that can help us shrink the size of that mysterious and often frightening...IF. <br>And as always, thanks for watching."<br><br>I suppose that is what i took away from this, and what we can use in our own lives- <br>We may never know IF something will or will not happen, until we go out there and try it out ourselves. The universe if full of places and things to do that we could one day explore and experience and one day be mankind's, if we choose to. but only by pursuing and exploring whatever it is we wish to, can we shrink that mysterious and freighting IF... <br> <br>so go out there and explore the universe, because it is only by putting our foot out the door can we really know what's out there.
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If

Michael for president

"Nonlinear equations? Strange attractions? Dr. Sattler, I refuse to believe you're not familiar with the concept of attraction."

The double pendulum on the right at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m06s">3:06</a> looking pretty sus

i was dozing off and not thinking about what he was saying and then the amber alert at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m07s">6:07</a> woke me up

I wonder if it was cyanide, weapons, or noble gas? Noble gas would by far be the best way to go (your body detects excess CO² not lack of O² so you'd feel fine as you drifted off to sleep) but I doubt they packed something taking up that much space. IDK was there nitrogen onboard? Anyone know the plan?, Just take off your helmet probably

Would?

This hits different in 2022

if (Boolean condition) { Statement } else { Statement }

what if

else if

Also we can see what is happening many light years away from our galaxy but we can’t see what’s happening in our ocean

“If” chain 👇, Lmao I made my comment as a joke.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m08s">6:08</a> this part has always creeped me the hell out

if

If

Vsauce fucks me up everytime

Carpe diem doesnt work anymore :(

Thank YOU Michael!!!

If

The butterfly effect is kinda bad in way… isn’t every effect just a follow-up from the big bang (if that was how “everything” began)?

Narrated by 'Abdullah Ibn 'Umar, that the Prophet ﷺ said: مَفَاتِيحُ الْغَيْبِ خَمْسٌ لاَ يَعْلَمُهَا إِلاَّ اللَّهُ، لاَ يَعْلَمُ مَا تَغِيضُ الأَرْحَامُ إِلاَّ اللَّهُ، وَلاَ يَعْلَمُ مَا فِي غَدٍ إِلاَّ اللَّهُ، وَلاَ يَعْلَمُ مَتَى يَأْتِي الْمَطَرُ أَحَدٌ إِلاَّ اللَّهُ، وَلاَ تَدْرِي نَفْسٌ بِأَىِّ أَرْضٍ تَمُوتُ إِلاَّ اللَّهُ، وَلاَ يَعْلَمُ مَتَى تَقُومُ السَّاعَةُ إِلاَّ اللَّهُ The keys of the unseen are five and none knows them but Allah: (1) None knows (the sex of) what is in the womb, except Allah: (2) None knows what will happen tomorrow, except Allah; (3) None knows when it will rain, except Allah; (4) None knows where he will die, except Allah (knows that); (5) and none knows when the Hour will be established, except Allah.

A butterfly 'decided' to flap it's wings? Hmm so you're a free will guy?

⏰ 🌎

If

Weather can def be predicted now RIGHT?, Its the same as then. We can predict the weather macroscopicaly but we probably will never be able to predict every minor change and outcome.

This makes my brain wet.

Hey Vsauce, micheal here Your home security is pretty safe… Or is it?, "I am in your room"

The American emergency alert system, no matter what always put me into a panic

AMAZING 🤩🤩

Vsauce videos are only 10 minutes long, but they feel like half an hour.

okay

Si

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=4m48s">4:48</a> watching this on new year 2:34 PM IST 1/1/22

This is so sad. I can't believe I'll probably never get the chance to try a crapdosis.

"naw" in the video URL

This guy drives me crazy with his knowledge. I just sit and watch pondering on questions I thought my mind would never come across

This is not a good video to fall asleep too lmao

Michael: *Starts talking about Chaos Theory Me: "Dr. Malcolm, it's so good to see you!"

A video named 'If' has 15.5 million views... wow

Everybody gangsta until they realized the sirens don’t stop when Vsauce was paused

Wow the sheer amount of people who woke up to that EAS alert. I'm sorry Michael but I can't fall asleep to your videos anymore 😢

Whether the Weather be fine or, whether the Weather be not. We'll weather the Weather whatever the Weather, Whether we like it or not,

I F

The scientists should never postpone a rocket launch again, or Vsauce will make a video about suicide and depression thoughts

Vsus

Who else is re-watching this just for nostalgia?

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=8m23s">8:23</a> amogus Fml

Rocket-launch-stations can only compare to maybe lastest 70´s waitingrooms, when u could still smoke your nice cigars where ever u wanted.^^

someone

I hate ads in the middle of videos. "Edward Lorenz gave this phenomenon its popular name." "CYBER WEEK IS HAPPENING NOW"

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m08s">6:08</a> - One day my sister was sleeping at my place. She had vsauce videos playing on auto-play and got woken up by this warning. She legitimately thought we were under nuclear attack. She said she was so scared she couldn't even move. "Then the vsauce guy showed up" lmao

For

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m08s">6:08</a> i want to know what he’s saying

Bro, I was watching this in bed and fell asleep. Woke up to the sound of the emergency broadcast and thought it was FUCKING REAL!!! I legit freaked out for like 5 seconds 🤣🤣🤣

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m10s">6:10</a> so creepy ahhhj

Hey vsource

That missile warning emergency broadcast thing actually scared me for a sec. It definitely didnt help that i was watching on my ps4 and the controller was dead so i couldnt just check if i was still watching youtube lol

“If” What a great name for a title.

the child refugee advertisement is so sad to watch

One time I fell asleep watching Vsauce on my TV, and woke up to the nuclear attack alert with the blackscreen. It was absolutely terrifying. I just sat there in shock until Michael came back on the screen lmao.

If.

My husband was on his phone with earbuds on and freaked out for a sec when the emergency alert played lol

Chills

@<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=10m08s">10:08</a>: They knew they will "return" because... well, they never went..

What a video title is more simplistic then the crumb on your kitchen table, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K93zcgFsynk">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K93zcgFsynk</a>

—you find the Vsauce, the video ends

Analog horror

jo baat

amazing yar

Okey if you miscalculated when you mistaken what to happen?

Can you imagine anything worse: Having the world come to an end and you have to listen to Donald Trump?

Just tow letter and 15M views

if

Vsauce videos used to be pervy af

when

Not the greatest video of his to listen to when trying to sleep… the alarm about gave me a heart attack 😅😂

Elif: Else

My sister was watching a video on youtube and just when i got to the outro a nuclear siren sound effect played on her phone. Gave me chills

When you mute it and still hear the sirens

If I were in Armstrong’s or Aldrin’s shoes of potentially being stuck on the moon and unable to return, I think there would be worse ways to go out.

they look so cute playing on the moon together <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=11m06s">11:06</a>

how does this guy get views with these titles

the one on the right is an amogus at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m05s">3:05</a>

Stop invading my homepage pls :D

If

And after all of this the author still accepts the predictions of the climate change. Wahfaa(???????

IF...

The title being If scares me

You present thoughtful ideas

If

ififififiififif

I love when I’m 2 minutes into a video and I’m like “Nah, I ain’t watching this whole thing” then by the end of the video I’m left wanting more.

It's possible that at a point in the future someone could be watching this video, an Alert actually occurring during the same time as in the video and they would have no idea it was real. Or that when you're watching the video right now and that happened. You can't ever be sure that when you're watching one if it's real or not. Happy Spooktober

"We may never know IF something will or will not happen, but by pursuing space, corners of other worlds, we gain a perspective that can help us shrink the size of that mysterious and often frightening...*IF*. And as always, thanks for watching." I suppose that is what i took away from this, and what we can use in our own lives- We may never know IF something will or will not happen, until we go out there and try it out ourselves. The universe if full of places and things to do that we could one day explore and experience and one day be mankind's, if we choose to. but only by pursuing and exploring whatever it is we wish to, can we shrink that mysterious and freighting *IF*... so go out there and explore the universe, because it is only by putting our foot out the door can we really know what's out there.

"We may never know IF something will or will not happen, but by pursuing space, corners of other worlds, we gain a perspective that can help us shrink the size of that mysterious and often frightening...*IF*. And as always, thanks for watching." I suppose that is what i took away from this, and what we can use in our own lives- We may never know IF something will or will not happen, until we go out there and try it out ourselves. The universe if full of places and things to do that we could one day explore and experience and one day be mankind's, if we choose to. but only by pursuing and exploring whatever it is we wish to, can we shrink that mysterious and freighting *IF*... so go out there and explore the universe, because it is only by putting our foot out the door can we really know what's out there.

No

If