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&quot;Fate has ordained that the men that went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace<br>These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin know that there is no hope for their recovery, but also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice<br>In ancient days, men looked up at the stars and saw their heroes in the constellations, in modern times we do much the same but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood<br><br>For every human being who looks up at the moon in the nights to come will know that there is some corner in another world that is forever mankind.&quot;
Is this a Fireworks reference?
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Y’all the moon thing is my worst fear. I’ll most likely never leave the planet but it’s still my worst fear.
Read Quran u will understand everything., Oh gosh
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I remember when i woke up in the middle of the night @ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=6m10s">6:10</a> and litterally rushing to get emergency drill done.
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=6m05s">6:05</a> Oh naw. Oh naw.
FEMA; Border Patrol; Agent; Task Force; Fusion Center; Secure Border Initiative (SBI); Assassination; Attack; Cops; DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office); Dirty Bomb; Maritime Domain Awareness; Militia Shooting; Shots Fired; Organized Crime; Screening; Bomb; Crash; Pipe Bomb; Rioting; Toxic; National Labratory; Nuclear Facility, Nuclear Threat; Cloud; Plume; Anthrax; Ricin; North Korea; Ebola; Contamination; Virus; Plague; Mutation; H1N1; Strain; Quarantine; Critical Infrastructure; Drug Cartel; Juarez; MS13; Execution; Terrorism; Al Qaeda; New Federation; IRA; Suicide Attack; DDOS; Rootkit; Cyber Attack; Cyber Terror; Worm, The fuck are you doing? What the hell is typing a bunch of words on a random YouTube video gonna do? Think about how stupid this is.
All my homies hate comic sans
Imagine a real nuclear strike warning played right as he played the test so you thought it was fake and died
May I ask where you got that eeries siren noise that plays when you’re explaining the E.A.S?
Everybody gangsta till you still hear it when the radio stops
Jokes on you, I&#39;m watching this on a phone, so the EAS didn&#39;t affect me.
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what about that other dude who went with them but never even got to walk on the moon :(, Michael Collins.
I wish they stayed there.
Lmao the rocket scientists who chose comic sans as the font on that monitor are legends
NORAD is also where the US government keeps the Stargate, so anyone who hides out there can escape to another planet.
I got go to Brazil and kill all butterflies
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I thought of the song “Space Oddity” by David Bowie when they talked about if the astronauts died on the moon, CAN YOU HEAR ME, MAJOR TOM?
The EAS is so scary because you never know if it’s just a test or the end of the world
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=6m15s">6:15</a> What are the chances that an actual Emergency Alert will go off while someone is watching this part.
Made a great video from nothing
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=3m06s">3:06</a> amogus
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=3m06s">3:06</a> SUS IPOSTER VENTING SUSSY BAKA IMERGENCY MEETING!!!!!!!
the siren scared the crap out of me
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=3m06s">3:06</a> i see AMOGUS?!?!?!?!<br>In 2013?!
They were using COMIC SANS?! My god… That’s like setting yourself up for failure!!!
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Just noticed that you sight your work. Thats dope
And If there was a worldwide pandemic that could kill a great part of the world population? Oh wait...<br><br>Greetings from Brazil here 🆘
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can u pls make a vsauce soundtrack album
Try to click on a random Vsauce video, close your eyes, and try to think what the title of the video is.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=3m06s">3:06</a> AMOGUS ඞ, Bruh sthu 😭
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=6m08s">6:08</a> I wanna see the behind the scenes video to see what he says 😁
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=3m06s">3:06</a> I dunno man... right double pendulum is kinda sus...
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The thumbnail?
That speech was... unexpectedly devastating. It actually made me cry. It didn&#39;t even happen
The speech about the men on the moon made me cry the 4 times I listened to it
Imagine Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin really did die stranded on the Moon ._.XD
Am just gonna say it , that speech was surreal
I feel like he got salty about the launch, but than he started thinking...<br><br><br><br><br><br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=1m12s">1:12</a>
Idk why, but, whenever I hear emergency broadcast tests or anything similar to that I feel like somethings watching me...
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=8m26s">8:26</a> among us
getting goosebumps from the speech at the end
Not me crying alone at 10 am over astronauts that never got stranded on the moon., Saaame and the fact that he said astronauts that are still alive to this day reminded me that neil only died a few years ago that shit hit me hard, Ikr 😭 why this shit hit so hard when it didn’t even happen, Fuck you this just happened at 9:13 AM lmao, @Qaptyl damn man you are almost incomprehensible, @Gaming Pains huh?
Knowing when you die is horrible, ignorance is truly bliss.
This man reminds me of Mr, Martis
The Moon disaster speech made me cry NGL. Some powerful, heavy shit, just thinking about it.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=2m43s">2:43</a> me being brazilian remembering of the butterfly i saw the other day:<br>crap.
If:<br>*You like to talk to tomatoes<br>*A squash can make you smile...<br>BOY HAVE WE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU
Thanks for presenting.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=4m21s">4:21</a>
amongus??? <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=3m06s">3:06</a>, Sus
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&quot;Stand by for a message from the President of the United States.&quot;<br>&quot;If a catastrophic event occurred of global proportions...&quot;<br>I guess Michael is the president.
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That was not the reason
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=4m52s">4:52</a> i think i am familiar with this story
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Wtf… that “emergency alert system” was scary, it really was. Not blood, no yelling, no deaths… just a plain, cold, direct message. Wow
Holy crap that EAN thing freaked me out. Thanks, Vsauce, for triggering all the nightmares I had in the 80s.
I happened to be watching the emergency alert with other family members over on my big tv really loudly right at the time when war might have happened from the country that HAD nuclear weapons And scared the flip outa them XD
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=10m08s">10:08</a> this video is scary
That alert in this video was so scary
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Everyone gangsta till a butterfly flaps its wings
we are talking about if guys
Hey sauce V here whahahah
so nobody is talking about that photo of the Mexican? that&#39;s astonishing bruh
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Mannnnn, the old outro :&#39;(
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Boom, butterfly effect.
“The rocket didn’t take oof until the day after I had to be back in London”<br><br><b>pain intensifies</b>
Seems like a missed opportunity not to read the poem &#39;If&#39; by Rudyard Kipling.
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In Hawaii the bomb warning acdently went off it was one of the most scary moments and really made me realize how unprepared we were for a nuclear bomb plus I just woke up so yeah waking up to that wasn&#39;t the best. Hearing it now was weird because except for the words the sound was the exact same.
That emergency alert sound is like one of the alarm sounds in SCP CB 😆
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The us has the emergency alert system, it interrupts everything<br><br><br>Me: yeah, and I wish it wouldn’t do that just to tell me I can get a bullshit vaccine for a virus that doesn’t exist
Make a video titled “a” and just have it be you saying “a.”
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=1m29s">1:29</a> ~ USA owns all the molecules of Earth&#39;s air. They just lend it to us non Americans free of charge.
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