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Let me tell you what happened to me as this video was playing, it was surreal<br><br>I was on a v sauce binge and loving it, great for watching non stop before bed to get the thoughts spacey and exhausted. So at a certain point, this video is playing in the background, I am not aware of the context. Girlfriend is in the bathroom getting ready for sleep. <br><br>Im browsing my phone or something… <br><b>Emergency Alert Starts playing</b><br>Me: woah that looks crazy but probably a part of this video<br>“THIS IS NOT A TEST” <br>“NUCLEAR MISSLES HAVE BEEN LAUNCHED FROM UNKNOWN LOCATIONS”<br><br>me: ……..!!!!!!!! Holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck what the fuck what the fuck<br><br>*adrenaline instantly kicks in <br><br>I thought this was the end for me and my girlfriend. <br>I go and knock on the bathroom shake the handle freaking the fuck out asking to COME NOW GET OUT WE HAVE TO GO<br>Shes like “whats the matter with you”<br><br>I bring her in to look at the tv, just as the example clip fades away and michael comes back into camera pan further explaining context of point being made. <br><br>Holy fuck, i have never in my life been that absolutely sure of impending nuclear doom, and let me say, its fucking terrifying. But i love that I was able to experience that genuine reaction, but live through it. Thank you Michael.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m02s">6:02</a><br>“This is what you’ll see.”<br>Me, an intellectual: “This is what <b>the last thing</b> you’ll see will be.”
also crapdosis sounds like a cool band name
well just because of this i'm going to buy a tv and keep it on a live channel at all times, even though i'm in australia i'm sure similar systems are put in place
This is my favorite Vsauce video.
<b>If</b>
Mascaw?!😅
Micheal: If-<br>15 million people: SAY LESS
If
Isn't wather basicly a turbulant?
If not, Ifn, If’nt
Never knew there was a plan for if failure to leave the moon.
In a nuclear threat no one will be listening to idiotic Biden. Rest assured of that.
Elif, Else
oh shit. here is a thought, Biden coming on the air. "c'mon man, look out for nuclear, ya know the things"
No, jaja aim so funny
I came because I accidentally typed and searched if
Youtube: Make sure your title is related to the subject of your video to gain more views!<br><br>Vsauce: <b>if</b>
mankind? pff, what about peoplekind? Trudeau told us that that's more appropriate
If
At <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m55s">3:55</a> I think Michael literally roasted us. He said "Speaking about limits, let's begin with your life." Seriously Michael? You had make my life even more sad 😔
If👺
Does he just think of a word and make a 10 minute video about that word
The omniscient south america consequentially disapprove because hill actually announce versus a threatening lunch. concerned, elegant men
Si
carpe diem is down. anybody has something similar?
Based on the amount of views this video gets per minute on average, imagine if someone was watching the video and the EAS went off at the exact same time as the video.
if
If
the translation to this in spanish is si<br><br><br>yes
"A catastrophic event"<br><br>Just time travel forward 17 years, live in the apocalypse with a mannequin, and become a time traveling assassin until you find a way back to your family.<br><br><br>I'm looking at you, Five Hargreeves.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=9m17s">9:17</a> smoke it next
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=9m17s">9:17</a> This man single-handedly force entire franchise to change their logo to alphabet
Pause at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m06s">3:06</a><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>When imposter is sus!
If
15 minutes?? I can't even get my cat inside in that time.
why was i never recommend this video, i’ve been a vsause fan for years, You'd think a fan would know how to spell it...
Hey, Vsauce, Micheal here, what if [video ends]
Who knew Vsauce was Spartan?
Si
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=4m54s">4:54</a> Bruh, RIP
if, what, when, and, how
Imagine looking up at the moon knowing 2 guys died up there
Nerd
Every Molacule on earth. America
Imagine you’re one of the first people on the moon and then getting told that you won’t be going back home, just imagine how terrifying that would be., @Tiky Reol I mean whether you're "trained" to expect death or not, it's still terrifying. Even the most hardened and experienced soldiers fear death., Still would be terrifying, Yeah, you either have to starve yourself, or suffocate<br>Or if your a true madlad walk outside and have your head blown off, well not that terrifying since you're trained to expect it and used to a dangerous life anyway, but the disappointment
In ashent days men looked at the stars and sway there heros in the constelations in moders time we do much the same but our hero are epek men of flech and blood for every humen being who looks up at the moon in the night to come will know that there is some coner of a another world that is forever man kind
Ndl for mayor
If ......... your name is junior and your really handsome come on and raise your hand
Edward Lorenzo gave its phenomena its own name <b>EARN FREE CRYTPO BY HEY CULLIGAN VAN</b>
Trollge
if Vsauce == "legend"<br>__print("True")
If
your happy and you know it watch vsauce videos
If
“Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace... will stay on the moon to Rest In Peace” <br><br>I don’t remember the last time I heard such eloquent, powerful words. Honestly I cannot fathom having to deliver those words., literally so touching, "Never have so few given so much, for so many." Churchill regarding the Battle of Britain<br>Also:<br><a href="https://youtu.be/RclaV_3_eOA">https://youtu.be/RclaV_3_eOA</a>, The words were too powerful.<br><br>It gave me goosebumps., I feel that it might have given Nixon mental trauma to have to convey to the entire population of the United States that our flagship heroes of outer space are to be stranded on the moon and die a lonely death while their families and friends watch helplessly. It would be an extremely dark time for the nation and I am grateful it never happened.
The fact that the rocket scientists were using Comic Sans still shakes me to this day, glaggleland???, What's the difference?, Cry more, I prefer times roman, Yes
If "if" was spelled iff
Love how vsauce has using titles and thumbnails: before it was cool, during whilst it was cool and after it was cool, to this day<br>Brilliant
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=0m33s">0:33</a> reminds me of his "cruel bombs" video where he basically says the same thing but with making nukes and can't predict weather 5 minutes ahead of time.
If if if if if, if if if if if if. If if if. if if if if.
Does anyone else find the dogs being stuffed and put on display creepy?, YES! ffs why do people do that?
Binge-watching old Vsauce videos while scripting a game, it's wonderful.
The Stranded Astronauts message actually makes me cry every time I hear it, Still makes me cry
this is the reason humans are getting more intelligent.
No
I get to watch rockets go up every other day here in Cape canaveral FL
this ioss soooo true
That speech actually gave me goosebumps
I'm now scared
This is the hardest hitting one
Quality content for sure
if
Damn the outro was silent, on top of all the other depressing realization he spoke on.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m07s">6:07</a> Anyone here after the actual attack with four missiles? Anyone? HEY IS HERE ANYONE ALIVE?
Ahh, if everyone only new the joy of eating a crapdosis, the world would be a better place.
()<br>{<br>}else{<br>}
a light switch
This video is from 7 years ago and I watch it every few months when I need some perspective on life.
This video is so unsettling
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m06s">3:06</a> lookin sus
We can send rockets into orbit and yet... we still USE GOD DAMN COMIC SANS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
If
vsauce: if<br><br>15,000,000 people: hmmmm interesting
Imagine coming to Vsauce to be happy and not to become depressed and question your existence
Damn that warning gave me phobia
You're not the only one hiding in the comments.
the end to this video was so powerful i almost cried
The following message is transmitted at the request of local authorities. At 9:47 AM, Mountain Time, a disaster of unknown type has occurred at the Black Mesa Research Facility, causing significant damage and failure to various power and communication systems in the surrounding areas. An immediate evacuation order has been issued for all residents within a 75 mile radius of the facility. An on-site military has been dispatched to provide assistance. Make sure to bring an emergency supply of food, water, clothing, first aid kit, flashlights with extra batteries, and battery powered radios. Follow local evacuation routes which have been marked by local authorities and only use one vehicle. Do not return to the warning area until the all clear has been given. If you are not in the evacuation zone, stay where you are. If you are within the evacuation area and have no transportation, locate your nearest police department or military officer. Do not use telephones or cell phones except in the case of emergencies. Stay tuned to local news media outlets for further details and information on this situation.
Prank your family with the fake EAS signal!
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=8m20s">8:20</a> SUS
No, No
"Planetary PHYSICIANS" ??
if
five year old me explaining why i should get the cheetos first
That nuclear attack message always gives me chills.
It's really awesomely interesting that the human being is continuously, tirelessly try to reject God's existence by hiding evolution even the butterfly's wing, and fabricating evidence in their closed box which again made up with their lies. But GOD (Allah) in the Quran gives samples like a mosquito's wing, and how the weather shapes.
I been to that moskau museoum
is that a wig?

If

Let me tell you what happened to me as this video was playing, it was surreal I was on a v sauce binge and loving it, great for watching non stop before bed to get the thoughts spacey and exhausted. So at a certain point, this video is playing in the background, I am not aware of the context. Girlfriend is in the bathroom getting ready for sleep. Im browsing my phone or something… Emergency Alert Starts playing Me: woah that looks crazy but probably a part of this video “THIS IS NOT A TEST” “NUCLEAR MISSLES HAVE BEEN LAUNCHED FROM UNKNOWN LOCATIONS” me: ……..!!!!!!!! Holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck what the fuck what the fuck *adrenaline instantly kicks in I thought this was the end for me and my girlfriend. I go and knock on the bathroom shake the handle freaking the fuck out asking to COME NOW GET OUT WE HAVE TO GO Shes like “whats the matter with you” I bring her in to look at the tv, just as the example clip fades away and michael comes back into camera pan further explaining context of point being made. Holy fuck, i have never in my life been that absolutely sure of impending nuclear doom, and let me say, its fucking terrifying. But i love that I was able to experience that genuine reaction, but live through it. Thank you Michael.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m02s">6:02</a> “This is what you’ll see.” Me, an intellectual: “This is what the last thing you’ll see will be.”

also crapdosis sounds like a cool band name

well just because of this i'm going to buy a tv and keep it on a live channel at all times, even though i'm in australia i'm sure similar systems are put in place

This is my favorite Vsauce video.

If

Mascaw?!😅

Micheal: If- 15 million people: SAY LESS

If

Isn't wather basicly a turbulant?

If not, Ifn, If’nt

Never knew there was a plan for if failure to leave the moon.

In a nuclear threat no one will be listening to idiotic Biden. Rest assured of that.

Elif, Else

oh shit. here is a thought, Biden coming on the air. "c'mon man, look out for nuclear, ya know the things"

No, jaja aim so funny

I came because I accidentally typed and searched if

Youtube: Make sure your title is related to the subject of your video to gain more views! Vsauce: if

mankind? pff, what about peoplekind? Trudeau told us that that's more appropriate

If

At <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m55s">3:55</a> I think Michael literally roasted us. He said "Speaking about limits, let's begin with your life." Seriously Michael? You had make my life even more sad 😔

If👺

Does he just think of a word and make a 10 minute video about that word

The omniscient south america consequentially disapprove because hill actually announce versus a threatening lunch. concerned, elegant men

Si

carpe diem is down. anybody has something similar?

Based on the amount of views this video gets per minute on average, imagine if someone was watching the video and the EAS went off at the exact same time as the video.

if

If

the translation to this in spanish is si yes

"A catastrophic event" Just time travel forward 17 years, live in the apocalypse with a mannequin, and become a time traveling assassin until you find a way back to your family. I'm looking at you, Five Hargreeves.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=9m17s">9:17</a> smoke it next

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=9m17s">9:17</a> This man single-handedly force entire franchise to change their logo to alphabet

Pause at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m06s">3:06</a> When imposter is sus!

If

15 minutes?? I can't even get my cat inside in that time.

why was i never recommend this video, i’ve been a vsause fan for years, You'd think a fan would know how to spell it...

Hey, Vsauce, Micheal here, what if [video ends]

Who knew Vsauce was Spartan?

Si

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=4m54s">4:54</a> Bruh, RIP

if, what, when, and, how

Imagine looking up at the moon knowing 2 guys died up there

Nerd

Every Molacule on earth. America

Imagine you’re one of the first people on the moon and then getting told that you won’t be going back home, just imagine how terrifying that would be., @Tiky Reol I mean whether you're "trained" to expect death or not, it's still terrifying. Even the most hardened and experienced soldiers fear death., Still would be terrifying, Yeah, you either have to starve yourself, or suffocate Or if your a true madlad walk outside and have your head blown off, well not that terrifying since you're trained to expect it and used to a dangerous life anyway, but the disappointment

In ashent days men looked at the stars and sway there heros in the constelations in moders time we do much the same but our hero are epek men of flech and blood for every humen being who looks up at the moon in the night to come will know that there is some coner of a another world that is forever man kind

Ndl for mayor

If ......... your name is junior and your really handsome come on and raise your hand

Edward Lorenzo gave its phenomena its own name EARN FREE CRYTPO BY HEY CULLIGAN VAN

Trollge

if Vsauce == "legend" __print("True")

If

your happy and you know it watch vsauce videos

If

“Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace... will stay on the moon to Rest In Peace” I don’t remember the last time I heard such eloquent, powerful words. Honestly I cannot fathom having to deliver those words., literally so touching, "Never have so few given so much, for so many." Churchill regarding the Battle of Britain Also: <a href="https://youtu.be/RclaV_3_eOA">https://youtu.be/RclaV_3_eOA</a>, The words were too powerful. It gave me goosebumps., I feel that it might have given Nixon mental trauma to have to convey to the entire population of the United States that our flagship heroes of outer space are to be stranded on the moon and die a lonely death while their families and friends watch helplessly. It would be an extremely dark time for the nation and I am grateful it never happened.

The fact that the rocket scientists were using Comic Sans still shakes me to this day, glaggleland???, What's the difference?, Cry more, I prefer times roman, Yes

If "if" was spelled iff

Love how vsauce has using titles and thumbnails: before it was cool, during whilst it was cool and after it was cool, to this day Brilliant

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=0m33s">0:33</a> reminds me of his "cruel bombs" video where he basically says the same thing but with making nukes and can't predict weather 5 minutes ahead of time.

If if if if if, if if if if if if. If if if. if if if if.

Does anyone else find the dogs being stuffed and put on display creepy?, YES! ffs why do people do that?

Binge-watching old Vsauce videos while scripting a game, it's wonderful.

The Stranded Astronauts message actually makes me cry every time I hear it, Still makes me cry

this is the reason humans are getting more intelligent.

No

I get to watch rockets go up every other day here in Cape canaveral FL

this ioss soooo true

That speech actually gave me goosebumps

I'm now scared

This is the hardest hitting one

Quality content for sure

if

Damn the outro was silent, on top of all the other depressing realization he spoke on.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m07s">6:07</a> Anyone here after the actual attack with four missiles? Anyone? HEY IS HERE ANYONE ALIVE?

Ahh, if everyone only new the joy of eating a crapdosis, the world would be a better place.

() { }else{ }

a light switch

This video is from 7 years ago and I watch it every few months when I need some perspective on life.

This video is so unsettling

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m06s">3:06</a> lookin sus

We can send rockets into orbit and yet... we still USE GOD DAMN COMIC SANS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

If

vsauce: if 15,000,000 people: hmmmm interesting

Imagine coming to Vsauce to be happy and not to become depressed and question your existence

Damn that warning gave me phobia

You're not the only one hiding in the comments.

the end to this video was so powerful i almost cried

The following message is transmitted at the request of local authorities. At 9:47 AM, Mountain Time, a disaster of unknown type has occurred at the Black Mesa Research Facility, causing significant damage and failure to various power and communication systems in the surrounding areas. An immediate evacuation order has been issued for all residents within a 75 mile radius of the facility. An on-site military has been dispatched to provide assistance. Make sure to bring an emergency supply of food, water, clothing, first aid kit, flashlights with extra batteries, and battery powered radios. Follow local evacuation routes which have been marked by local authorities and only use one vehicle. Do not return to the warning area until the all clear has been given. If you are not in the evacuation zone, stay where you are. If you are within the evacuation area and have no transportation, locate your nearest police department or military officer. Do not use telephones or cell phones except in the case of emergencies. Stay tuned to local news media outlets for further details and information on this situation.

Prank your family with the fake EAS signal!

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=8m20s">8:20</a> SUS

No, No

"Planetary PHYSICIANS" ??

if

five year old me explaining why i should get the cheetos first

That nuclear attack message always gives me chills.

It's really awesomely interesting that the human being is continuously, tirelessly try to reject God's existence by hiding evolution even the butterfly's wing, and fabricating evidence in their closed box which again made up with their lies. But GOD (Allah) in the Quran gives samples like a mosquito's wing, and how the weather shapes.

I been to that moskau museoum

is that a wig?