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That speech is way too powerful gave me chills
How much do you want to bet that Micheal has already preordered tickets for a trip to the moon
I swear to god I fell asleep on my bed with wireless headphones binge watching V-Sause with autoplay, and the second I wake up its the EAS Nuclear Speech and I almost shit my pants.
“Or if it?”
VSauce! i love this essay!
Sup people sorting by new, dont like this comment but reply the word “monke” you dont have to, so if you dont want to keep scrolling, but if you do reply, we will form a monke tribe. Ill keep you updated, Why monkey? Reject mammals, return to PHISH.
Great title
What really strikes me about this is the phrase “if we choose to”. Of all the stuff we can’t know about things like the weather, the least predictable part of the universe is ourselves.
If
If
If
I like to believe Micheal knows exactly what he’s doing and just fooling all of us
Bro I was just asking myself a IF question and I see this on my recomend seconds later
"How's the weather?"<br><b>Talks for 15 minutes about chaos theory, nukes, and men stranded on the moon</b>
I fell asleep to this video, and I was awoken soon after to that EAS nuclear attack alarm. It scared the shit out of me
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=11m38s">11:38</a> the earth’s an oval !! 😱
The fact that this video is already 7 years old makes me sad. Felt like this came out last week.
So... Never watch Vsauce at night.. Got it.
Whats with the berserk ost ?
I f
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%23sn15">#SN15</a>
Thankfully, they didn't put an alert in this video. They decided that would be too scary.
If
If
elif
This is a masterpiece...
what song is at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=10m35s">10:35</a>?
What if are you are mad
I fell asleep watching this video and was woken up by that nuclear warning. My heart is still pounding 5 minutes later., when i can't sleep at night sometimes i put on a vsause video as i find his voice calming but dear god that emergency message has more then once shat me up at 3am and that thing blasts
I miss these videos, man...
ngl saucy you was sounding hella salty at the beginning
Jfzczkfcfzicifzc
That message was eerie as fuck
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m06s">3:06</a> i..i cant escape..., lookin kinda sus ngl
"A nuclear attack is occuring against the US"<br><br><br>Me, an european: <b>Oh, no! Anyway...</b>
That explains "Until Dawn".
I can actually tell you with stunning accuracy which way the wind will be blowing in an hour or so. Also I just ate some Taco Bell.
This radio warning thingi is suspiciously similar to the warning of dooms day in Minecraft. 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
My AC turned off right at the start of the automated message and it scared the shit out of me. I thought it was real for a second
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m00s">6:00</a> when you pause the video and the sirens don't stop
“if”<br>-mike
Plot twist, the video after the EAS was just Michael being the president. This is our future: president Michael and the impending nuclear Holocaust.
The probability of someone watching this during a catastrophic event...
One of the greatest videos on the internet.
Poor Michael Collins never gets a mention 😥
The nuclear attack almost gave me a heart attack I'm scared
wait, what was that thing he said about the earth's orbit shifting by 60 degrees... I didn't get that. what does that mean, can some one explain?, @Titan so do you get it now, ●•●•●•□○■♤○♤○▪︎¿○◇○◇○♤, @MCTG wait nevermind I'm dumb af, @MCTG how the fuck did you do that, Big dot is the sun, small dot is the earth.<br>● • This is normal position in orbit.<br><br> •<br>● This is roughly a 60 degrees shift in position.
I thought the video title said 'tf' lol
All fun and games til explosions actually happen after that emergency alert system.
Rocket scientists using comic sans <br>Welcome to downtown coolsville
That moon speech still gets me
Well your heart should be happy that it's only 4!!! If the USSR would have attacked it would have been hundreds of nukes not a measly 4...<br>In 1983, the USSR's Early Detection and Warning System had flaws and was aged, and would give erroneous data. In Oct. 83' their system went off saying there were 2, then 3, then 5 US ICBMs inbound to the USSR. The only saving grace that prevented an all out nuclear holocaust (from them returning fire) was the common sense of the Duty Officer that night... He knew from his training that if the US attacked they would attack with hundreds of nukes, not 5-10...<br>From that he made the most difficult decision to not fire back and blow the World into a Nuclear Winter...<br>He ended up being right and saved the World from a doom they knew nothing about...
cokora cokora huncam
The answer? Get rid of all butterflies to protect Texas from tornadoes.
If.....
‎
Ah yes, the title can be “if”
In
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=11m02s">11:02</a> start of the speech
else if, else if, else if, else if, else if
Vsause: If<br>14 million people: Yes
Challenge: <b>figure out the title of this video by just listening to the audio</b>
I was laying down trying to sleep and then the Waring comes on freaking me out
Sorry for texas from brazil...
<b>I F</b>
Guess ill die then
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%23if">#If</a>
If
<a href="http://tomorrow.io/">Tomorrow.io</a>
if some guy in china ate the wrong bat soup..
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯, Yeet
"We are pretty good at predicting the future and preparing for it"<br><b>laughs bitterly in COVID-19</b>, @Krystof S. Yes and here in America we had a whole pandemic team for stuff like this... Which Trump defunded during his time in office and never came back during all of COVID-19. I think Biden put together a new team now, but it really doesn't matter that much anyway since we have all these vaccines coming in and the pandemic is disappearing, @Jordan Beeney Oh sure, I read a document from some German government authority that said basically the same thing. A lot of epidemiologists knew that something like this was very possible. So okay, maybe we are good at predicting the future, but not preparing for it 😅, Funny you say that. A UK government department theorised a Covid-19 scenario about 5 years ago but the report was ignored and defunded...., @Torin and yet we still did nothing to prepare for it, @Abhinav Jain No the comment was supposed to make you laugh
Nice ESTCube shout-out
“NORAD can literally protect itself from a nuclear blast.”<br><br>As well as a Ha’tak vessel infested with Replicators coming from its StarGate
If
This might be dumb but if they thought they couldn’t come back I feel like jet pack would be a good escape🤷‍♂️
"You've never heard of Chaos theory? Nonlinear equations? Strange attractions? Dr. Sattler, I refuse to believe you're not familiar with the concept of attraction." Ian Malcolm
I'm from Kourou and damn I was NOT expecting my hometown to be mentionned on a vid. I'd be watching at 3am lmaoo
"people should seek out shelter immediately" ... "stand by for a message from the president" lol
Hey Michael vsause here
The zesty duckling tentatively found because willow genetically retire forenenst a puny beret. rightful, boiling dream
The three regret ultrastructually rush because gauge developmentally lock midst a hard pear. natural, tart crocodile
When you have on autoplay sleeping and wake up to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m12s">6:12</a>
GLIZZY
I still remember that one time in Highschool when that idiot in Hawaii accidentally hit the announcement for a nuclear missile attack by North Korea. I was playing a video game in my room when I got an alert on my phone. Soon three other guys I was playing with got alerts as well. And you know what we did? <br><br>We laughed, resigning ourselves to death. No fear, no sadness, no anger, just laughter at our impending demise. It gives me chills looking back at it now because at that very moment I had accepted my fate. Of course my fear of death hasn’t gone away, but it’s strange that in a moment that others reacted with pure terror, I was content with death. So content that I laughed. I still don’t understand why?, I didn't know this was something that happened, I just read up about it. Holy shit.
seu doidoooooo
“Neil deGrasse Tyson mentions this in his beautiful death by black hole.”
if if if if is if if if if if?
стардог!s
Universe is full of if<br>Yandare dev is full of else if
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Anyone else watch vsauce playlists to bed and start on this video to skip it so the broadcast part doesn't wake you up in the night?, That's so specific but seven people relate
crapdosis
The Carpe Diem site is now down :( I will not know how many weeks do I still have.
Damn, it's depressing to think that in a parallel universe they became stranded on the moon...
Else
I started laughing uncontrollably at the radio part lmao
these titles evolving... just backwards
The butterfly effect was beautifully showed in Mr. Nobody

If

That speech is way too powerful gave me chills

How much do you want to bet that Micheal has already preordered tickets for a trip to the moon

I swear to god I fell asleep on my bed with wireless headphones binge watching V-Sause with autoplay, and the second I wake up its the EAS Nuclear Speech and I almost shit my pants.

“Or if it?”

VSauce! i love this essay!

Sup people sorting by new, dont like this comment but reply the word “monke” you dont have to, so if you dont want to keep scrolling, but if you do reply, we will form a monke tribe. Ill keep you updated, Why monkey? Reject mammals, return to PHISH.

Great title

What really strikes me about this is the phrase “if we choose to”. Of all the stuff we can’t know about things like the weather, the least predictable part of the universe is ourselves.

If

I like to believe Micheal knows exactly what he’s doing and just fooling all of us

Bro I was just asking myself a IF question and I see this on my recomend seconds later

"How's the weather?" Talks for 15 minutes about chaos theory, nukes, and men stranded on the moon

I fell asleep to this video, and I was awoken soon after to that EAS nuclear attack alarm. It scared the shit out of me

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=11m38s">11:38</a> the earth’s an oval !! 😱

The fact that this video is already 7 years old makes me sad. Felt like this came out last week.

So... Never watch Vsauce at night.. Got it.

Whats with the berserk ost ?

I f

Thankfully, they didn't put an alert in this video. They decided that would be too scary.

If

elif

This is a masterpiece...

what song is at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=10m35s">10:35</a>?

What if are you are mad

I fell asleep watching this video and was woken up by that nuclear warning. My heart is still pounding 5 minutes later., when i can't sleep at night sometimes i put on a vsause video as i find his voice calming but dear god that emergency message has more then once shat me up at 3am and that thing blasts

I miss these videos, man...

ngl saucy you was sounding hella salty at the beginning

Jfzczkfcfzicifzc

That message was eerie as fuck

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=3m06s">3:06</a> i..i cant escape..., lookin kinda sus ngl

"A nuclear attack is occuring against the US" Me, an european: Oh, no! Anyway...

That explains "Until Dawn".

I can actually tell you with stunning accuracy which way the wind will be blowing in an hour or so. Also I just ate some Taco Bell.

This radio warning thingi is suspiciously similar to the warning of dooms day in Minecraft. 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

My AC turned off right at the start of the automated message and it scared the shit out of me. I thought it was real for a second

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m00s">6:00</a> when you pause the video and the sirens don't stop

“if” -mike

Plot twist, the video after the EAS was just Michael being the president. This is our future: president Michael and the impending nuclear Holocaust.

The probability of someone watching this during a catastrophic event...

One of the greatest videos on the internet.

Poor Michael Collins never gets a mention 😥

The nuclear attack almost gave me a heart attack I'm scared

wait, what was that thing he said about the earth's orbit shifting by 60 degrees... I didn't get that. what does that mean, can some one explain?, @Titan so do you get it now, ●•●•●•□○■♤○♤○▪︎¿○◇○◇○♤, @MCTG wait nevermind I'm dumb af, @MCTG how the fuck did you do that, Big dot is the sun, small dot is the earth. ● • This is normal position in orbit. • ● This is roughly a 60 degrees shift in position.

I thought the video title said 'tf' lol

All fun and games til explosions actually happen after that emergency alert system.

Rocket scientists using comic sans Welcome to downtown coolsville

That moon speech still gets me

Well your heart should be happy that it's only 4!!! If the USSR would have attacked it would have been hundreds of nukes not a measly 4... In 1983, the USSR's Early Detection and Warning System had flaws and was aged, and would give erroneous data. In Oct. 83' their system went off saying there were 2, then 3, then 5 US ICBMs inbound to the USSR. The only saving grace that prevented an all out nuclear holocaust (from them returning fire) was the common sense of the Duty Officer that night... He knew from his training that if the US attacked they would attack with hundreds of nukes, not 5-10... From that he made the most difficult decision to not fire back and blow the World into a Nuclear Winter... He ended up being right and saved the World from a doom they knew nothing about...

cokora cokora huncam

The answer? Get rid of all butterflies to protect Texas from tornadoes.

If.....

‎

Ah yes, the title can be “if”

In

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=11m02s">11:02</a> start of the speech

else if, else if, else if, else if, else if

Vsause: If 14 million people: Yes

Challenge: figure out the title of this video by just listening to the audio

I was laying down trying to sleep and then the Waring comes on freaking me out

Sorry for texas from brazil...

I F

Guess ill die then

If

<a href="http://tomorrow.io/">Tomorrow.io</a>

if some guy in china ate the wrong bat soup..

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯, Yeet

"We are pretty good at predicting the future and preparing for it" laughs bitterly in COVID-19, @Krystof S. Yes and here in America we had a whole pandemic team for stuff like this... Which Trump defunded during his time in office and never came back during all of COVID-19. I think Biden put together a new team now, but it really doesn't matter that much anyway since we have all these vaccines coming in and the pandemic is disappearing, @Jordan Beeney Oh sure, I read a document from some German government authority that said basically the same thing. A lot of epidemiologists knew that something like this was very possible. So okay, maybe we are good at predicting the future, but not preparing for it 😅, Funny you say that. A UK government department theorised a Covid-19 scenario about 5 years ago but the report was ignored and defunded...., @Torin and yet we still did nothing to prepare for it, @Abhinav Jain No the comment was supposed to make you laugh

Nice ESTCube shout-out

“NORAD can literally protect itself from a nuclear blast.” As well as a Ha’tak vessel infested with Replicators coming from its StarGate

If

This might be dumb but if they thought they couldn’t come back I feel like jet pack would be a good escape🤷‍♂️

"You've never heard of Chaos theory? Nonlinear equations? Strange attractions? Dr. Sattler, I refuse to believe you're not familiar with the concept of attraction." Ian Malcolm

I'm from Kourou and damn I was NOT expecting my hometown to be mentionned on a vid. I'd be watching at 3am lmaoo

"people should seek out shelter immediately" ... "stand by for a message from the president" lol

Hey Michael vsause here

The zesty duckling tentatively found because willow genetically retire forenenst a puny beret. rightful, boiling dream

The three regret ultrastructually rush because gauge developmentally lock midst a hard pear. natural, tart crocodile

When you have on autoplay sleeping and wake up to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m12s">6:12</a>

GLIZZY

I still remember that one time in Highschool when that idiot in Hawaii accidentally hit the announcement for a nuclear missile attack by North Korea. I was playing a video game in my room when I got an alert on my phone. Soon three other guys I was playing with got alerts as well. And you know what we did? We laughed, resigning ourselves to death. No fear, no sadness, no anger, just laughter at our impending demise. It gives me chills looking back at it now because at that very moment I had accepted my fate. Of course my fear of death hasn’t gone away, but it’s strange that in a moment that others reacted with pure terror, I was content with death. So content that I laughed. I still don’t understand why?, I didn't know this was something that happened, I just read up about it. Holy shit.

seu doidoooooo

“Neil deGrasse Tyson mentions this in his beautiful death by black hole.”

if if if if is if if if if if?

стардог!s

Universe is full of if Yandare dev is full of else if

01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 00101110 01100010 01100101 00101111 01110010 01110110 01010011 01010110 01010001 01100111 00110001 01000001 01100101 00110101 00111000

Anyone else watch vsauce playlists to bed and start on this video to skip it so the broadcast part doesn't wake you up in the night?, That's so specific but seven people relate

crapdosis

The Carpe Diem site is now down :( I will not know how many weeks do I still have.

Damn, it's depressing to think that in a parallel universe they became stranded on the moon...

Else

I started laughing uncontrollably at the radio part lmao

these titles evolving... just backwards

The butterfly effect was beautifully showed in Mr. Nobody