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When the nuclear attack thing played it was terrifying because I was half asleep so I legit thought I was dying for a second.
these python tutorials get out of hand tbh
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Michael, I have been a subscriber to your YouTube channel for more than two years.<br>One of the things which makes them so watchable is your unusually superior clarity, by comparison to almost all others.<br><br>It is therefore with regret that I am writing only 44 seconds into this video, due to the disturbingly loud background banging / drumming…
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Why didn&#39;t holywood make a trahic movie about the moon landing and the possibility of not being able to come back.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=8m24s">8:24</a> dont think it dont say it don&#39;t think it dont say it
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I like how on the Carpe Diem website instead of “Time slept” its “Time wasted”
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His video titles are getting better and better!!
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damn he featured sirenhead at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=6m08s">6:08</a> before it was cool
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Norad is that terminator thing ryt where the robot will save john conner at ryt
According to Carpe Diem, I am &#39;bout live for another 46 years...
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This Might Be My Favorite Video by You, Mike
Wait you mentioned that launching stuff into space is changing the angle of the Earth and in 200 million years it will be changed by 60 degrees. How does this change in angle affect our environment? considering the tilt of the earth affects the seasons and weather on our planet what is the impact of changing the angle through rockets effectively pushing it? Also that 200 million years is based on how many rocket launches? Sorry I just noticed this and it stuck out to me.
nah bro the earth is flat and they didnt want you to witness a fake rocket launch so they escorted you out so you wouldn’t see anything but the staged recording
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Why would they put the seed vault on an island? We&#39;d need to rebuild civilization to the point we have boats that can travel oceans in order to get something fundamental.
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=1m58s">1:58</a> when she asks for your size
Mike, what shape is the earth?<br><br>&quot;Well, before we get into that. Let me explain to you every minor detail of what I just read about, then we can begin fabricating an answer based off our knowledge.&quot; <br><br>After 10 mins<br><br>&quot;So now that we understand mass and how it can be applied in the real world, I want you to answer, what shape is the earth? Most people would’ve said round, but incase you didn’t I’ll go on into detail about our solar system, get a little sidetracked but finally come up with an answer suitable for you.&quot;
still THE best video he’s ever made
Bruh the sirens gave me chills.
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=8m25s">8:25</a> he looking kinda sus 😳😳😳
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Fun game: Pick a totally normal-looking Vsauce video, watch until you have a vague idea what&#39;s going to happen next...<br>THEN read the comments.
Apollo 11 will always be the most amazing achievement of mankind.
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The thing that’s even more depressing is that Michael Collins, the dude that was in the command module, would have to leave his friends to die on the moon, @Blizzard “and was fine” <br><br>PTSD can take a while to manifest and the psychological symptoms can be debilitating. It’s likely already that those images are burned in your mind and even likelier they have warped your personality in some way. <br><br>Actually, saying that watching people die isn’t that bad is a symptom, you’re repressing those feelings either consciously or subconsciously so you don’t have to feel them. <br><br>No one’s tougher than a psychotic break. No one’s immune to psychological trauma. The human brain, EVERY human brain is fragile., @the air is a magician I&#39;m not gonna lie you guys are the ones who who won&#39;t let go and let these things haunt you for your life, @the air is a magician I literally watched taliban shoot like 7people at a cross walk a few years ago and saw my fellow country man on the ground bleeding next to his vechiles because of a hurricane and was fine. You know the story about a woman who saw her decapitated mother after a plane crash and when she made her way home her father just told her to get a job,in a interview she even said she didn&#39;t go to therapy and was fine, @Blizzard really, It&#39;s definitely <b>also</b> a depressing thought, but it seems really bizarre to say it&#39;s <b>more</b> depressing
Who else is hiding in the comments so that the EAS thing isn’t as scary?
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=11m12s">11:12</a> Michael really has the right music for every part of the script like damnnn
So what your saying is If we could kill all the butterflies we could predict anything
Imagine watching this video whilst an attack actually happened.
RIP Laika 😭 Still makes me sad thinking about her up there
Fun fact I just learned about the svalbard seed vault, they have over 20 thousand cannabis seeds stored there. Fuck yea, got their priorities right lol
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My favorite video
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=06m09s">06:09</a> Am i the only one who was scared af. I don’t even live in the USA wtf
Lmao&#39;d at crapdosis, won&#39;t unsee now
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The fact that the title is “if” and the thumbnail is of a thingy but still have millions of views proves that he makes good content
Why don’t you make videos like this anymore??? 2021 and it’s still an awesome video ! Bring back those soundtrack music you’ve always used
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“Space is full of worlds that could one day could become mankinds...if we choose to”<br><br>Elon Musk: and I took that personally
This video never fails to scare tf out of me
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Only this year did I realize that the thumbnail of this video was a rocket engine firing.
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Does anyone know the music that starts playing at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=2m54s">2:54</a>? I&#39;ve looked everywhere and can&#39;t find it
If you are seeing this, the youtube algorithm did it&#39;s job: recommending videos 7 years after release, @Swarnim Vajpai wait what? He did game review stuff? Didn&#39;t knew it, and doesn&#39;t sound like I&#39;ll venture there soon, @EclecticSoffy i meant i don&#39;t watch the very old video game review studf, @Swarnim Vajpai What do you mean as &quot;normal&quot;? Nothing on Vsauce is normal, only unique stuff, I binge all of vsauce&#39;s videos every 1-2 months 😂<br><br><br>Well atleast the ones which are... You know.... &quot;Normal&quot;
Hey! What&#39;s wrong with cannibalism on the moon? The suns your own personal oven. Interstellar buffet!
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=6m33s">6:33</a> music scares me
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I like after ten years of watching there is never a drop in quality XD
Gosh. I was shaking during the nuclear attack warning
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=6m05s">6:05</a><br><br>Imagine <b>if</b> this coincidentally a legit alert system and you&#39;re just thinking it was part of the video.
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That Siren Head sound is one of the most terrifying sounds i think we all know, Yup
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The thumb always seemed to me like a flattened gaseous planet with a tail, due to its rotation and being very close to a star.
I swear i was sleeping one night, n then this video came up randomly n i woke up to the EAS wondering whether if i was still dreaming or if im about to die for real
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=1m14s">1:14</a> when this music starts you’re about to get fucked up
Comic sans hahaha
if they had got stranded on the moon couldnt we send another rocket or something to which there could have been an attempt to attach their module and come back, @Jackal’s Lab what would be wrong in trying?, Well NASA would have to make another rocket that can get to the moon and even if they have one already made it would be hard because the position of the moon in orbit may not be ideal. But the biggest setback would probably be that the men on the moon would die before the rocket even gets to them.
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=1m35s">1:35</a> &quot;every molecule on earth&quot;<br><b>Shows United States</b>
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Can anyone tell me what the name of the song is at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=2m48s">2:48</a> is/ where to find it?? I have been searching Jake Chudnow&#39;s work for ages but have never been able to find it!<br>I would greatly appreciate it!, <a href="https://youtu.be/5eBEHCEmNQM">https://youtu.be/5eBEHCEmNQM</a>, Only 1 year late but its called “its good to be d”
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