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Who else is on a vsauce binge because he just released a video? 😁
People are talking about the nukes being chilling but I’m just chillin in Australia so I’m good.
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He must know how to recreate the experiments there. I honestly dont know but i think we can do more than speculate esp if someone was a top scientist at area51? Then he must know something else
Shouldn’t these two talk if they’re both for real?
Do you believe bob lazar? Lasar? I know i could take two seconds to find out how to spell his name but id rather you know that i dont know if i spelled it right, much less time than it took for me to write this. God im so dumb.
I don&#39;t normally get anxiety but that eas gave me anxiety
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=0m27s">0:27</a> i think he was just butthurt he didnt get to see the rocket
Escape to the Hollow Earth! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1XzncjIj2s&amp;t=3s">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1XzncjIj2s&amp;t=3s</a>
every time i rewatch this video i have to skip the part
That radio warning was bone chilling I hope I never have to hear that in my lifetime<br>Time stamp: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=5m51s">5:51</a>, you may have to now..., 2022 or 2023 maybe?, Ruh roh raggy, You will……thank Alzheimer’s Joe., I played this when I was going to sleep. A couple minutes after I slept, I was awoke by this. I thought it was a real alert from my phone... Could not sleep after...
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preserving the dogs just doesn&#39;t feel right to me. Do they preserve their human astronauts as well? lol
15 minutes really isn&#39;t much notice jeez.
Why would you show me the website that shows me the weeks bro
my favorite episode ♥️
oh god when the video got blurry i thought I was going blind
comic sans lmao
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Hello Michael, <br><br>VSauce here.
&quot;Standby for a message from the president of the United states&quot;<br><b>Michael appears</b>, Hey VSauce, michael here. <br><b>*Michael&#39;s video on cruel bombs begins to play*</b>, @Frying Panda Are..<br><br>Are you good? <br><br>Seriously are you ok, @westside yeah. like i said i wouldn&#39;t be surprised if someone made the same joke. it&#39;s kinda an obvious joke. I have no way of proving the truth, but i will die on this hill. even for a dumb youtube joke. and i have the right, nay the obligation to say that i have never seen the comment repeated in my life. never once did my fingers brush past the ctrl c nay the ctrl v. if i am brought to a courtroom. and there&#39;s no wat the jury will vote in my favor, i will still plead innocent. Because i will always stay committed and bonded to the perseverance of truth. and that&#39;s how i, became the president of the united states. Driving my society to peice during an attack on our planet by an inspiration message of hope, peace, and above all, truth. And as the bombs fell. and our cities fell to waste, we applauded. because we knew, that the loss and tragedy was the spark of a new beginning. for all of us.<br><br>God bless the troops., @Frying Panda its the exact same thing, @stupid video man chill man. i came up with this. altho i&#39;m not surprised other people made the same joke.
proof that humans are weird
what is odd is that this channel just started popping up in my feed. What is not odd is that i am pissed it hasn&#39;t popped up in the 7 years since this video was released!
This whole video was made because Michael just wanted to rant about not seeing that rocket launch
in the UK stardog is the most run of the mill weed strain around
Hey! Micheal! Vsauce here
Dear friends, please watch this video and just think about what has been said.<br><a href="https://youtu.be/54ifgknNKG8">https://youtu.be/54ifgknNKG8</a>
Imagine not believing the U.S. sent men to the moon even IF they ended up getting stranded and sacrificed their lives. F***ing conspiracy a**holes
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Time to Get SchWiFty.<br>Edit:<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>I&#39;m SchWiFty.
i was getting all deep with this video then i got a fucking Arby’s ad
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Everybody gansta until when the sirens stop on the video, they don’t stop going.
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He used the sirenhead sound
Catastrophic event all over the world? Well, if only he know what was coming 7 years later
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Here&#39;s a good timestamp <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=6m07s">6:07</a>
I&#39;ve been on YouTube too long, I thought he was just about to say &quot;Spacetime&quot; at the end..
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so michael got salty cause the launch was postpone and made this wonderful video, *d
Why would they leave Neil and his partner to die though?
Anyone else kinda panic and have to reassure its in the video when he played the nuke warning
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Watching this on New years Eve 2020, on the Dawn of 2021
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Jesus i can’t imagine the mental fortitude the astronauts needed to have to be able to take that risk knowing there’s a decent chance it’s a one way trip. Just thinking about it disturbs me
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holy shit this is old
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What IF Michael didn&#39;t really go there but it&#39;s his look alike from his &#39;Misnomer&#39; video 😱
I like his old videos more
Imagine being so cool you can name your title, pull off 14 million views<br>and still stay recommended after 7 years
the American alerts fucking terrify me... I can&#39;t sleep now
the American alerts fucking terrify me... I can&#39;t sleep now
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Everything has a 50% chance of happening because it either happens or it doesn’t
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=1m10s">1:10</a> it starts
I always wonder why if we have satellites, telescopes, space stations and yet every image of outer space is always CGI. 🤦‍♂️
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If a nuke is on it&#39;s way toward you, your better off quickly making peace with yourself and ending your own life. Anyone who knows the effects of nuclear detonations, the aftermath, and can imagine the known scale magnified to a national or global scale would agree if not watch the nuclear nightmare scene in Terminator 2, it&#39;s the most accurate put to film and for it&#39;s aftermath watch the TV movie &quot;The Day After&quot; and know it would be much worse.
Crapdosis, lmao
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Vsauce interests me in his videos and makes me so glad how he puts links in the description to everything he put in his videos
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It&#39;s weird when you think about it, human beings looked at the stars and dreamed of reaching them and somehow, we reached them..... We literally became our own heros, our own &quot;gods&quot; and yet we still look farther.
Everything can be solved with a maths , even weather.
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So this whole time im thinking like a butterfly effect
But hey it’s just a theory a Chaos Theory
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Holy crap. I was falling asleep while watching this video (haven’t watched it before) and woke up to the nuclear missile warning without ANY context. I literally felt my heart pound and I felt an extreme adrenaline rush. I thought for sure that the US was gonna get nuked. No joke. I literally looked over to my brother who was watching something on the other side of the room. I was just waiting for his reaction. I started thinking “well only for nukes so what are the chances it’ll hit us.” I was literally GOING THROUGH MY HEAD THE CHANCES I HAD OF DYING. I was waiting for my parents to come rushing into the room. I was prepared to go into the basement of the house. <br><br>After all that I realized it was just part of the video...<br><br>Wow, I got to experience what it would be like if something like this actually were to happen., Omg, damn bro
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&amp;t=6m11s">6:11</a> This is SO similar to what was seen during the Hawaii ICBM scare of 2018!!! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox2hLf5ab24">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox2hLf5ab24</a>
You guys know that if you were In space it would kill you, and you would suffocate as space would be sucking the air out of you right, so like what if you had a space suit but it had like a butt flap thingy and you undid it while in space would space basically suck out a infinite fart until you di e or something? Don’t ask why I wanna know I’m just bored...
I can imagine <br>President: &quot;Send em the nukes!&quot;<br>Intern:&quot;The weather&#39;s bad sir!&quot;