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This absolutely terrified me. Guess the fear of the unknown, the “If”, never truly goes away. There is no cure for the future. We can only live it out in the best way we can manage., INTO THE UNKNOWN! INTO THE UNKNOWN!
Total clickbait
Life: exists<br><br>Micheal: Hey vsauce, Michael hear., Lol
Si joder
This is probably the Vsauce video i've rewatched the most. I end up thinking about "If" for hours after the video ends. Events that almost happened but didn't. If this event happened how would I react, what would I do or feel? <br>And that EAS demonstration will always be the scariest thing I've ever experienced in any form of media because it makes me feel like my life is about to end. I know it's not real but I can't help but genuinely fear for my life. By the end I'm shaking, my heart is racing, and I want to cry. Nothing else has had that effect on me.
Hey guys it's Vsauce and I'm here to destroy your perception of reality.
They were just gonna let them die up there. Horrifying
Ah yes, another half decade old vsauce video I havent watched
Imagine being an astronaut, knowing this is the end of you. Knowing the nearest person that can help is approximately 240,000 miles away, knowing theres nothing you can do but sit there in the cold, with nothing but rock and pitch blackness around you. Knowing the only option is to die and there’s nothing you can do about it. Just imagine that. Put yourself in their shoes., Forget where I heard this quote, but it seems fitting:<br><br>“The dice of fate have already been rolled”, Hmmm you know what, i dont think i will imagine that. Id like to experience happiness at least once in the remainder of my life, David Bowie made a song about this, if they were to not compete against the soviet union and make a rescue rocket and send it and hopefully retrieve the astronauts alive, they would be safe, thankfully, nobody was ever stranded on the moon. In the future we should not compete, but work together to do things we could never imagine, I don't want it to be a race, we should be able to take our time and do things the right way, the fact that they knew the risks and still went to the moon is insane to me, definitely the most extreme thing a human can do.
I cant believe im risking losing a scholarship by staying up late to watch a video named “if”, @SentientSid College educations still cost thousands of dollars, @sauce wdym they dont deserve this, everyone deserves a degree, colleges and schools are pressuring students and you dont expect them to watch a video that provides more knowledge than the whole school education!!!, @Justine are you really me?, @Senior Venus Digital <br>I'm not arguing lol I just wrote the same comment as you, but targeting you., @Giga Chad says the one named giga chad arguing in a youtube comment section
"Which way the wind is blowing in the next hour or so" That's not true, it only comes from a few places based on time of year here, off the glacier, off the inlet, off the other glacier. Upcanyon or down canyon. boom.
If
Michael : if<br>14 million people : hmmm interesting, a guy: makes this comment<br>retards: copy paste
<b>If</b><br><br>My Kirby friends will ever be interested in watching YouTube
“If” <br><br>13 million people: Interesting
نبي ترجمة عربي
Michael: If <br><br>14 Million people interested
“Stand by for a message from the president of the United States.”<br><br>Hey! Vsauce! Michael here
"The Launch of the Vega rocket"<br><b>pulls out buttplug</b>
Sometimes I just need to come back to this video to remind myself of the time I could potentially have left.<br><br><br><br><i>If</i> I have any, anyways.
I have to say, thank you, for making this possible. all of it. This have been, and i mean, each one of your videos, so full of information, and so great narrative architecture. I am from Ecuador, And this is, if may, the best of the youtube channels. Really. Muchas gracias, aquí nadie habla las cosas que tu sabes.
Vsauce: uploads<br><br>Everyone: <b>clicc</b>
If
This video is basically about Michael being pissed that the launch was postponed
This is the last time I fall asleep to Vsauce videos. I just woke my roommate up cause I was in a deep sleep and heard “WARNING THIS IS NOT A TEST” and my subconscious went “oh shit we’re gonna die WAKE UP”, @GrüssGott07 I thought I actually was getting attacked by atomic bombs 😂, What ?, ME TOO LOL, Ahh same that happened to me too and I was so scared
My favorite Vsauce video is "if"
If
was that stardog 10/10
omg i watch vsauce to fall asleep and hearing the nuclear missle warning half asleep..... i thought i was gonna die
But why?
Michael: if<br>Programmers: else?<br>YandereDev: <b>elif elif elif elif elif...</b>
Vsauce helping pregnant women give birth: congratulation on your healthy baby...... or is it?<br><b>Vsauce theme intensifies</b>, @Siri 👍👍, @Ray psst alright good luck with that. Catch them lolicons chief., @Siri nothing special <br>Just spying on people, @Ray psst hello fbi agent. How is work?, Hey siri
I fell asleep watching this and woke up to the nuclear alert freaking the fuck out
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=12m35s">12:35</a><br>We, the Earth's viruses, claiming to build "hospital waiting rooms for the Earth".
If
Whenever I hear that EAS simulation, my mind goes to CoD4: Modern Warfare. <br><br>For those who don't know, the conclusion of the game has you stopping a nuclear launch against the U.S. If I remember correctly... it was fifteen minutes that would elapse before the missiles hit the East Coast. <br><br>I can only imagine the chaos that unfolded in that parallel world, as, for the first time, citizens heard the EAS warn them of something besides a system test, or severe weather...
I was watching on my tv I HATE YOU FOR THIS
I think this is my favourite Vsauce video
Knowing there was a speech prepared in the event that the men on the moon would be abandoned was absolutely chilling. It's the same kind of chill I get knowing about lost media that will never be seen like the Grizzly Man death tape or Leslie Ann Downy tapes. It's horrifying to know they exist at all
Guy got stabbed: Help! Call me an ambulance! <br>Vsauce: Or are you... an ambulance...
That EAS demonstration will give me the chills for the rest of my life.
Can they please not make the fucking alerts as scary as they are. Like seriouly that guy was speaking right into my soul
That EAS message, whether it's real or not, leaves me terrified.
Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me..
i think of scp-001 when day breaks when i here an eas
The launch wasn't postponed because of the weather but because they used Comic Sans on the rocket
GUYS, HE'S GONE CRAZY AGAIN!
si
Technically, what will happen is already defined (because the "superposition" of all molecules in the universe, their temperature, dynamic energy etc. means that we can't change what happens in the universe, because what we will do is defined as well). We, as people, can do a lot of things, but what you will do in the next 10 minutes, no matter what it'll be, is already defined by the positions of all particles of the universe. But, if someone ever creates something out of nothing (which is proven impossible), for example, an atom, it will change the destiny of the universe quite a lot.<br>Btw, what I said isn't true, cuz there's quantum mechanics
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=9m19s">9:19</a> lol wut
"The launch was postponed because of the weather" That's a mood, Michael. That's a mood., Indeed, Captain Nigga.
If
I searched crapdosis and this was the first result
if
Imagine forgetting about Michael Collins .
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=1m10s">1:10</a> who else predicted that the tune was going to start
If
If vs when that is the question or is it
Carpe Diem tool does not work...
Has anyone watched contact
Back to a time that was so precious. Fuck 2020
the butterfly effect<br>travis has entered the chat
Imagine ur watchinthis vid and he says that radio thing and starts playng the radio warning, but its an ACTUAL WARNING and ur just thinking its vsauce.
covid 19 be like
vsauce: can be existential and scary<br>also Vsauce: Crapdosis
It’s all fun and games until you take off your headphones and still hear the nuclear sirens
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m56s">6:56</a> 2020 covid19
Vsauce: I didn't get to see a rocket launch because it got delayed.<br>Also Vsauce: <b>What if a nuclear apocalypses happened?</b><br>Also also Vsauce: Cool space facts and Comic Sans<br>Also also also Vsauce: <b>What if the astronauts never made it back from the moon?</b>
if
Why the views on this video by the years that it was made to go you get to
Imagine you are watching this video on your television set and the nuclear warning thing replaced it but you are on the part of the nuclear warning and don't realize
I paused the video and I still hear the sirens. What do I do?, Run and hide
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=5m53s">5:53</a> Oh shit.
“We are pretty good at predicting the future AND preparing for it”<br><br>Well then
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=11m32s">11:32</a><br>HE SAID THE WORD
>Cheyenne Mountain Complex image<br>whelp, time to re-watch Stargate SG-1 again...
Lol I heard police sirens go off right outside my house during the emergency broadcast part
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=2m45s">2:45</a> no bc shes shes at the kitchen making chocolate for her godmother <br><br><br><br><br>if u get it u get it
that missil warning was so friking crazy scary
for some reason i cried a little
Michael: <b>If</b><br>Also Michael: <b>proceeds to human knowledge</b>
That Radio warning reminded me of <b>Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2</b><br>Ahhhh, what a moment.
I would have so much naming hisvideos
The EAS instantly sent terror through my body
Michel: Is pissed off because he didn't see the launch. <br><br>Also Michel: Starts speaking about our mortality, cataclysmic events, uncertainty, nuclear war, and a cold sad and long death of the first humans on the moon
If
I saw famous dogs!<br>I when to a restaurant with comic sans.<br>I ate crapdosis...
If
I am from a different parallel dimension. I cannot tell you where, or when, or how. But I can tell you this. There is a place that exists, somewhere - where the shot at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=12m45s">12:45</a> is a regular occurrence and those places are all over the planet. In this place, the wars you know of here today, in this time/dimension do not exist. We are more focused on exploring space beyond the confines of our world and have even reached out to other life-forms and established contact among them. So do not lose hope, no matter how bleak our reality gets. Always know that there exists someplace better!
Video title: man whines about missing a long thing fly
Is this comedy? If yes he was very ahead of his time
God....... <br>Imagine if they stayed On the moon for the rest of their life.
Wow that nuclear message
if
If
Its awesome that just because they didn't die. Doesn't mean those words about them aren't true. Epic men of flesh and blood.
if
If
“IF”.......if worms had AK’s they wouldn’t get eaten by worms all the time would they?
The title is like a meme with no bottom caption <br>"If"

This absolutely terrified me. Guess the fear of the unknown, the “If”, never truly goes away. There is no cure for the future. We can only live it out in the best way we can manage., INTO THE UNKNOWN! INTO THE UNKNOWN!

Total clickbait

Life: exists Micheal: Hey vsauce, Michael hear., Lol

Si joder

This is probably the Vsauce video i've rewatched the most. I end up thinking about "If" for hours after the video ends. Events that almost happened but didn't. If this event happened how would I react, what would I do or feel? And that EAS demonstration will always be the scariest thing I've ever experienced in any form of media because it makes me feel like my life is about to end. I know it's not real but I can't help but genuinely fear for my life. By the end I'm shaking, my heart is racing, and I want to cry. Nothing else has had that effect on me.

Hey guys it's Vsauce and I'm here to destroy your perception of reality.

They were just gonna let them die up there. Horrifying

Ah yes, another half decade old vsauce video I havent watched

Imagine being an astronaut, knowing this is the end of you. Knowing the nearest person that can help is approximately 240,000 miles away, knowing theres nothing you can do but sit there in the cold, with nothing but rock and pitch blackness around you. Knowing the only option is to die and there’s nothing you can do about it. Just imagine that. Put yourself in their shoes., Forget where I heard this quote, but it seems fitting: “The dice of fate have already been rolled”, Hmmm you know what, i dont think i will imagine that. Id like to experience happiness at least once in the remainder of my life, David Bowie made a song about this, if they were to not compete against the soviet union and make a rescue rocket and send it and hopefully retrieve the astronauts alive, they would be safe, thankfully, nobody was ever stranded on the moon. In the future we should not compete, but work together to do things we could never imagine, I don't want it to be a race, we should be able to take our time and do things the right way, the fact that they knew the risks and still went to the moon is insane to me, definitely the most extreme thing a human can do.

I cant believe im risking losing a scholarship by staying up late to watch a video named “if”, @SentientSid College educations still cost thousands of dollars, @sauce wdym they dont deserve this, everyone deserves a degree, colleges and schools are pressuring students and you dont expect them to watch a video that provides more knowledge than the whole school education!!!, @Justine are you really me?, @Senior Venus Digital I'm not arguing lol I just wrote the same comment as you, but targeting you., @Giga Chad says the one named giga chad arguing in a youtube comment section

"Which way the wind is blowing in the next hour or so" That's not true, it only comes from a few places based on time of year here, off the glacier, off the inlet, off the other glacier. Upcanyon or down canyon. boom.

If

Michael : if 14 million people : hmmm interesting, a guy: makes this comment retards: copy paste

If My Kirby friends will ever be interested in watching YouTube

“If” 13 million people: Interesting

نبي ترجمة عربي

Michael: If 14 Million people interested

“Stand by for a message from the president of the United States.” Hey! Vsauce! Michael here

"The Launch of the Vega rocket" pulls out buttplug

Sometimes I just need to come back to this video to remind myself of the time I could potentially have left. If I have any, anyways.

I have to say, thank you, for making this possible. all of it. This have been, and i mean, each one of your videos, so full of information, and so great narrative architecture. I am from Ecuador, And this is, if may, the best of the youtube channels. Really. Muchas gracias, aquí nadie habla las cosas que tu sabes.

Vsauce: uploads Everyone: clicc

If

This video is basically about Michael being pissed that the launch was postponed

This is the last time I fall asleep to Vsauce videos. I just woke my roommate up cause I was in a deep sleep and heard “WARNING THIS IS NOT A TEST” and my subconscious went “oh shit we’re gonna die WAKE UP”, @GrüssGott07 I thought I actually was getting attacked by atomic bombs 😂, What ?, ME TOO LOL, Ahh same that happened to me too and I was so scared

My favorite Vsauce video is "if"

If

was that stardog 10/10

omg i watch vsauce to fall asleep and hearing the nuclear missle warning half asleep..... i thought i was gonna die

But why?

Michael: if Programmers: else? YandereDev: elif elif elif elif elif...

Vsauce helping pregnant women give birth: congratulation on your healthy baby...... or is it? Vsauce theme intensifies, @Siri 👍👍, @Ray psst alright good luck with that. Catch them lolicons chief., @Siri nothing special Just spying on people, @Ray psst hello fbi agent. How is work?, Hey siri

I fell asleep watching this and woke up to the nuclear alert freaking the fuck out

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=12m35s">12:35</a> We, the Earth's viruses, claiming to build "hospital waiting rooms for the Earth".

If

Whenever I hear that EAS simulation, my mind goes to CoD4: Modern Warfare. For those who don't know, the conclusion of the game has you stopping a nuclear launch against the U.S. If I remember correctly... it was fifteen minutes that would elapse before the missiles hit the East Coast. I can only imagine the chaos that unfolded in that parallel world, as, for the first time, citizens heard the EAS warn them of something besides a system test, or severe weather...

I was watching on my tv I HATE YOU FOR THIS

I think this is my favourite Vsauce video

Knowing there was a speech prepared in the event that the men on the moon would be abandoned was absolutely chilling. It's the same kind of chill I get knowing about lost media that will never be seen like the Grizzly Man death tape or Leslie Ann Downy tapes. It's horrifying to know they exist at all

Guy got stabbed: Help! Call me an ambulance! Vsauce: Or are you... an ambulance...

That EAS demonstration will give me the chills for the rest of my life.

Can they please not make the fucking alerts as scary as they are. Like seriouly that guy was speaking right into my soul

That EAS message, whether it's real or not, leaves me terrified.

Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me..

i think of scp-001 when day breaks when i here an eas

The launch wasn't postponed because of the weather but because they used Comic Sans on the rocket

GUYS, HE'S GONE CRAZY AGAIN!

si

Technically, what will happen is already defined (because the "superposition" of all molecules in the universe, their temperature, dynamic energy etc. means that we can't change what happens in the universe, because what we will do is defined as well). We, as people, can do a lot of things, but what you will do in the next 10 minutes, no matter what it'll be, is already defined by the positions of all particles of the universe. But, if someone ever creates something out of nothing (which is proven impossible), for example, an atom, it will change the destiny of the universe quite a lot. Btw, what I said isn't true, cuz there's quantum mechanics

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=9m19s">9:19</a> lol wut

"The launch was postponed because of the weather" That's a mood, Michael. That's a mood., Indeed, Captain Nigga.

If

I searched crapdosis and this was the first result

if

Imagine forgetting about Michael Collins .

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=1m10s">1:10</a> who else predicted that the tune was going to start

If

If vs when that is the question or is it

Carpe Diem tool does not work...

Has anyone watched contact

Back to a time that was so precious. Fuck 2020

the butterfly effect travis has entered the chat

Imagine ur watchinthis vid and he says that radio thing and starts playng the radio warning, but its an ACTUAL WARNING and ur just thinking its vsauce.

covid 19 be like

vsauce: can be existential and scary also Vsauce: Crapdosis

It’s all fun and games until you take off your headphones and still hear the nuclear sirens

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m56s">6:56</a> 2020 covid19

Vsauce: I didn't get to see a rocket launch because it got delayed. Also Vsauce: What if a nuclear apocalypses happened? Also also Vsauce: Cool space facts and Comic Sans Also also also Vsauce: What if the astronauts never made it back from the moon?

if

Why the views on this video by the years that it was made to go you get to

Imagine you are watching this video on your television set and the nuclear warning thing replaced it but you are on the part of the nuclear warning and don't realize

I paused the video and I still hear the sirens. What do I do?, Run and hide

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=5m53s">5:53</a> Oh shit.

“We are pretty good at predicting the future AND preparing for it” Well then

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=11m32s">11:32</a> HE SAID THE WORD

>Cheyenne Mountain Complex image whelp, time to re-watch Stargate SG-1 again...

Lol I heard police sirens go off right outside my house during the emergency broadcast part

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=2m45s">2:45</a> no bc shes shes at the kitchen making chocolate for her godmother if u get it u get it

that missil warning was so friking crazy scary

for some reason i cried a little

Michael: If Also Michael: proceeds to human knowledge

That Radio warning reminded me of Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Ahhhh, what a moment.

I would have so much naming hisvideos

The EAS instantly sent terror through my body

Michel: Is pissed off because he didn't see the launch. Also Michel: Starts speaking about our mortality, cataclysmic events, uncertainty, nuclear war, and a cold sad and long death of the first humans on the moon

If

I saw famous dogs! I when to a restaurant with comic sans. I ate crapdosis...

If

I am from a different parallel dimension. I cannot tell you where, or when, or how. But I can tell you this. There is a place that exists, somewhere - where the shot at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=12m45s">12:45</a> is a regular occurrence and those places are all over the planet. In this place, the wars you know of here today, in this time/dimension do not exist. We are more focused on exploring space beyond the confines of our world and have even reached out to other life-forms and established contact among them. So do not lose hope, no matter how bleak our reality gets. Always know that there exists someplace better!

Video title: man whines about missing a long thing fly

Is this comedy? If yes he was very ahead of his time

God....... Imagine if they stayed On the moon for the rest of their life.

Wow that nuclear message

if

If

Its awesome that just because they didn't die. Doesn't mean those words about them aren't true. Epic men of flesh and blood.

if

If

“IF”.......if worms had AK’s they wouldn’t get eaten by worms all the time would they?

The title is like a meme with no bottom caption "If"