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I always visualize watching vsauce videos with that background music.... that the human have colonised the outer space and abandoned the earth and i am watching these videos of good old days of earth
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crap dosis help me I'm dying from laughs
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Saying Belka and Strelka was something fun
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this made me want to watch Star Trek
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Ifs are the scariest questions humanity can ask.
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Fuck, seven years later watching this video a second time, anticipating the fake emergency alert, I had a fucking panic attack, the second one in my life. Jesus Christ.
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You needa do a video on why a Oreo sink. Tired of getting milk on my fingers
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The title and thumbnail of this video combined looks like a 21st century meme, agreed
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C R A P D O S I S
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Michael was 28 at the time he made this video. Kinda insane
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the nuke siren genuenly scared me
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That speech gave me so much anxiety
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This is literally one of the best videos on youtube
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any one got a new site for carpe diam?
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after he showed what the nuke siren would look like and how it would be on the tv and everything i swear and im only 13 by the way, im so scared it is 11:40am rn and i started thinking abt how it would be ig all my tvs turned on with that message and i- idk man ive been thinking a lot and i would faint if that happebed i would scream and cry non stop, go to my parents, hope i have an immediate death with no pain, hope that nothing happens and idk bro i cant sleep anymore thats gonna haunt my mind forrever maybe its because im watching it at night and im just gonna pray to god that none of that sort of thong happens while im alive and im still getting chills thinking about that alarm siren
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Its 5 am, and i read the title as "tf" lol
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What if a nuclear missile is launched as soon as the video put the nuclear attack video
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lets get this bread
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Where em Peenoise at?<br><br>Bisayawaaa
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happy birthday michael!
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Was he implying that someone's fart might get magnified again and again and create a tornado? Woah
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If
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Capricorn One
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EAS<br><br>the warning is wrong, it is different. its probably from when it was the EBS
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Cried during the speech putting myself in the shoes of those hearing
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That nuclear attack warning was so intense. Can you imagine
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The film, "First Man", used that speech at the end.
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No matter how many times I hear the moon landing speech, it always gives me chills.
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oh god. why did i watch this.
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that eas message was... chilling. i almost cried.
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How do we get the sacred seeds if half the world is gone? I’m assuming if planes and ships are still boosting around, we should be ok
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How many times are you looked at in a day? This is a question for topic suggestion
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I quit my work thanks to 𝐠 𝐫 𝐞 𝐚 𝐭 𝐞 𝐚 𝐬 𝐲 𝐩 𝐚 𝐲 . 𝐜 𝐨 𝐦 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%23great">#great</a> 0:61
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is space anxiety real? thinking about space makes me anxious sometimes....<br><br>like<br>sometimes it's cool.. but. thinking about dead people floating around in a never ending empty place millions of miles away doesnt sit right with me... poor laika
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This was playing in the background while I was sleeping one time, and I woke up thinking we were actually having a nuclear attack lol., Literally just happened to me smh, me too, worse yet was that i had it playing on the TV<br>it was also right after the 2016 election, so my first thought upon waking up was "oh shit, someone REALLY hates trump", I was looking for something like this because I can't sleep now, Happened to me before, had to remove this video from my Sleep playlist on the Musi app because EMS sirens scared me awake., this literally happened to me last night lol
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So vsauce?<br>Have you heard of a verneshot event?
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Wow
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Dude i would rather be vaporised instantly than suffering from rads, no food, no water
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Not the comic sans
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else
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=4m54s">4:54</a> picture taken seconds before disaster
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I live in Canada and they still can't get an accurate hourly weather prediction 🙃
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Assuming humanity will survive indefinitely, I think we will reach sufficient computing power and techniques eventually where we can predict everything with 100 % accuracy. This of course assumes nothing is really random although some things might seem so at our current level of understanding. Such system would contain the theory of everything. It would also be the point where time travel becomes reality.
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=7m30s">7:30</a> hey, its where stargate is!
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6:44 am i the only one who still gets scared by their voices?
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=10m08s">10:08</a> wow
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if if if if if<br><br>if:if
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If only there were some kind of way to prepare for a global viral pandemic
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The beginning of this reminds me how my family went to Florida all the way from Western Canada to see one of the last shuttle launches back in 2010... only for it to be delayed for weather as well. My dad was heartbroken, we may never see one unless we catch a SpaceX one or something in the future lol
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Murphy’s law, chaos theory, butterfly affect, life, it has many names
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I knew the nuclear bomb warning was not real, he did warn us it was about to happen after all. Yet in its process, I was nervous and terrified. I wouldn’t know if where I was going to hide would save me. I wouldn’t know how to react if I lived. What would outside be like, what luxuries may have been lost, is everyone I know still alive, will I be drafted into war? I hated the possibility to actually have those thoughts. It was nerve-wracking
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It’s all fun and games till the president has a speech in the video
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If the video starts the video ends<br><br><br><br>Sry wrong channel
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I think I'm a tiny bit late
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Just realized at <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m07s">6:07</a> he mouths the lyrics to Loser by Beck
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Best thing I've seen so far
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almost 8 years later I discover that Michael's been to Moscow! I hope he comes to visit us again in the future =)
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@vsauce was this video created before or after quantum mechanics and fluctuations were more accepted and that they pretty much destroy the idea of determinism even if you do know all the variables because of the probabilistic nature of the quantum world?
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Can you type a mathematical question for me?
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Corey Johnson
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15 million views!!!
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Comic sans??????
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If
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wow this video was created 10 days before my 5th birthday.. im now 13 D: <br>this video is old
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I don't know how anyone could be aware of the potential for nuclear catastrophe, and then seek to re-nuclearize the world powers, without also being an amoral monster of mythological proportions.
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Else if
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if you see this comment then put a like
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If you see this comment then like
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Is anyone now?
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=11m00s">11:00</a> the video starts to get dark
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S I
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I'm just now realizing how outdated the emergency alert system is, It's probably the best, since all the message has less than one MB., @Jo mama yes bitch, outdated., Outdated?
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u.u
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There are also factors created by us humans
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If
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ok somehow the picture of the assassination shook me too the core I don't know why
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Holy christ if fell asleep and woke up to the nuclear attack part
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Video: "If"<br>14.5m people: Interesting, man: makes a joke<br>100M retards: copy paste
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Who just noticed that the upload date of this video is the <b>exact</b> same date as the Moore tornado in 2013?<br><br><br><br><br>Only me? Ok, I'll leave now., technically the Moore tornado started a day before the upload.
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<b>CRAPDOSIS</b>
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Bro. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=6m07s">6:07</a>, its 2 am, I fell asleep to vsauce. Woke up shitting myself. Never again.
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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK3QpQVnaw&t=4m47s">4:47</a> WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
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that one part was so scary i cried lol, Aw lol s’ok sky bug
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mmm crapdosis
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IF a movie uses that message BUT that movie uses no program
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YouTube used to be this
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