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Can't you stay with us a little?
I am busy inside.
What is it, now? Tell me...
I can't keep my eyes off you. I would like to catch up with all the moments I didn't spend with you.
The State has some reason to be interested in this man's proposition, Your Eminence...
The Judgment is ours!
Naturally. But I would really deplore the loss of such a potential opportunity for Spain for a... dispute over a point of geography.
He is a mercenary! Did he not already try to convince the King of Portugal of his absurd notions?
Indeed. The world is full of mercenaries and states often make use of them, when it benefits them. My only concern is the welfare and prosperity of Spain.
It won't be easy to get rid of your prophet now, Don Sanchez.
On the contrary, Your Eminence. It seems to me the man is preparing his own cross.
You can see for yourself.
What a tragedy... what a waste of a life...
A waste...? Let me tell you something, Arojaz. If your name, or mine, is ever remembered it will only be because of his.
You say Asia can be found by sailing west?
Yes, your Eminence. The voyage should not take more than six or seven weeks.
Unfortunately, Don Colon, that is precisely where our opinions differ... Are you familiar with the work of Aristotle? Erathostene? Ptolemeus?
I am, Your Eminence
Then you cannot ignore that according to their calculations, the circumference of the Earth is approximately... 22,000 leagues or more. Which makes the ocean... uncrossable.
Senor Colon, an experienced captain such as yourself will understand our concern with the crew. I am not willing to have on my conscience the loss of men who would have relied upon our judgment.
Excellency, you are right.
Your Eminence, there is only one way to settle the matter. And that is to make the journey. I am ready to risk my life to prove it possible.
Your life, and that of others!
If they agree to follow me, yes.
Trade, Your Excellency. According to Marco Polo, the Kingdom of China is one of the richest of the world. Even the meanest buildings are roofed with gold.
Is that all that interests you? Gold?
No. The Portuguese have already discovered blackskinned people. I, too, will find other populations and bring them to the word of God.
If God intended our proximity to Asia, do you believe he would have waited for you to show it to the world?
Did He not choose a carpenter's son to reveal Himself to the world?
Don't you realize your words could be considered heretical?
Blind faith is what I consider heresy!
Asia can be found to the west and I will prove it.
IFGODWILLSIT!
I never seen heat like this! Not even in Las Minas!
The water's going putrid in the barrels.
You'll be drinking your own piss... For the glory of Spain... and Admiral Colon...! Bastard!
What are you listening to, chicken ass?
Ah, leave him alone. He's doing no harm.
With a face like that? I don't want you looking at me. You hear?
He's the devil's child...
We'll all go crazy...
We should have seen land.
We left three weeks ago, Alonso. Can't be that near.
Can't be that far, I say. Also, I don't like the smell of the sea around here. Smells like a cunt. Bad sign...
In the microwave.
Make anyone cry today?
What's a synonym for throbbing?
Sarah Lawrence is on the other side of the country.
Jesus! Can a man even grab a sandwich before you women start dilating?
Tumescent!
You're not helping.
Would you rather be ravished by a pirate or a British rear admiral?
Pirate no question.
They'll dance, they'll kiss, they'll come home. Let her go.
Kissing? Is that what you think happens? Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day.
What do you wanna watch? We've got crap, crap, crap or crap
Dr. Ruth?
Have a great time, honey!
But who what ?
What just happened?
Your daughters went to the prom.
Did I have anything to say about it?
Absolutely not.
That ' s what I thought
I missed you.
It says here you exposed yourself to a group of freshmen girls.
It was a bratwurst. I was eating lunch.
With the teeth of your zipper?
I don't understand, Patrick. You haven't done anything asinine this week. Are you not feeling well?
Touch of the flu.
I'm at a loss, then. What should we talk about? Your year of absence?
Why don't we discuss your driving need to be a hemorrhoid?
What's to discuss?
You weren't abused, you aren't stupid, and as far as I can tell, you're only slightly psychotic so why is it that you're such a fuckup?
Well, you know there's the prestige of the job title... and the benefits package is pretty good...
You're completely demented.
See you next week!
Say it
What?
Whatever the hell it is you're standin' there waitin' to say.
What plan?
The situation is, my man Cameron here has a major jones for Bianca Stratford.
What is it with this chick? She have three tits?
I think I speak correctly when I say that Cameron's love is pure. Purer than say Joey Dorsey's.
Dorsey can plow whoever he wants. I'm just in this for the cash.
That's where we can help you. With Kat.
So Dorsey can get the girl?
Patrick, Pat, you're not looking at the big picture. Joey's just a pawn. We set this whole thing up so Cameron can get the girl.
You two are gonna help me tame the wild beast?
We're your guys.
What?!
Good enough.
Are you telling me I'm a "nonsmoker"?
Just for now.
Ever been to Club Skunk?
Yeah.
I prefer to think of it simply as an alternative to what the law allows.
I'm likin' you guys better
So you got cozy with she who stings?
No I've got a sweetpayin' job that I'm about to lose.

Can't you stay with us a little?

I am busy inside.

What is it, now? Tell me...

I can't keep my eyes off you. I would like to catch up with all the moments I didn't spend with you.

The State has some reason to be interested in this man's proposition, Your Eminence...

The Judgment is ours!

Naturally. But I would really deplore the loss of such a potential opportunity for Spain for a... dispute over a point of geography.

He is a mercenary! Did he not already try to convince the King of Portugal of his absurd notions?

Indeed. The world is full of mercenaries and states often make use of them, when it benefits them. My only concern is the welfare and prosperity of Spain.

It won't be easy to get rid of your prophet now, Don Sanchez.

On the contrary, Your Eminence. It seems to me the man is preparing his own cross.

You can see for yourself.

What a tragedy... what a waste of a life...

A waste...? Let me tell you something, Arojaz. If your name, or mine, is ever remembered it will only be because of his.

You say Asia can be found by sailing west?

Yes, your Eminence. The voyage should not take more than six or seven weeks.

Unfortunately, Don Colon, that is precisely where our opinions differ... Are you familiar with the work of Aristotle? Erathostene? Ptolemeus?

I am, Your Eminence

Then you cannot ignore that according to their calculations, the circumference of the Earth is approximately... 22,000 leagues or more. Which makes the ocean... uncrossable.

Senor Colon, an experienced captain such as yourself will understand our concern with the crew. I am not willing to have on my conscience the loss of men who would have relied upon our judgment.

Excellency, you are right.

Your Eminence, there is only one way to settle the matter. And that is to make the journey. I am ready to risk my life to prove it possible.

Your life, and that of others!

If they agree to follow me, yes.

Trade, Your Excellency. According to Marco Polo, the Kingdom of China is one of the richest of the world. Even the meanest buildings are roofed with gold.

Is that all that interests you? Gold?

No. The Portuguese have already discovered blackskinned people. I, too, will find other populations and bring them to the word of God.

If God intended our proximity to Asia, do you believe he would have waited for you to show it to the world?

Did He not choose a carpenter's son to reveal Himself to the world?

Don't you realize your words could be considered heretical?

Blind faith is what I consider heresy!

Asia can be found to the west and I will prove it.

IFGODWILLSIT!

I never seen heat like this! Not even in Las Minas!

The water's going putrid in the barrels.

You'll be drinking your own piss... For the glory of Spain... and Admiral Colon...! Bastard!

What are you listening to, chicken ass?

Ah, leave him alone. He's doing no harm.

With a face like that? I don't want you looking at me. You hear?

He's the devil's child...

We'll all go crazy...

We should have seen land.

We left three weeks ago, Alonso. Can't be that near.

Can't be that far, I say. Also, I don't like the smell of the sea around here. Smells like a cunt. Bad sign...

In the microwave.

Make anyone cry today?

What's a synonym for throbbing?

Sarah Lawrence is on the other side of the country.

Jesus! Can a man even grab a sandwich before you women start dilating?

Tumescent!

You're not helping.

Would you rather be ravished by a pirate or a British rear admiral?

Pirate no question.

They'll dance, they'll kiss, they'll come home. Let her go.

Kissing? Is that what you think happens? Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day.

What do you wanna watch? We've got crap, crap, crap or crap

Dr. Ruth?

Have a great time, honey!

But who what ?

What just happened?

Your daughters went to the prom.

Did I have anything to say about it?

Absolutely not.

That ' s what I thought

I missed you.

It says here you exposed yourself to a group of freshmen girls.

It was a bratwurst. I was eating lunch.

With the teeth of your zipper?

I don't understand, Patrick. You haven't done anything asinine this week. Are you not feeling well?

Touch of the flu.

I'm at a loss, then. What should we talk about? Your year of absence?

Why don't we discuss your driving need to be a hemorrhoid?

What's to discuss?

You weren't abused, you aren't stupid, and as far as I can tell, you're only slightly psychotic so why is it that you're such a fuckup?

Well, you know there's the prestige of the job title... and the benefits package is pretty good...

You're completely demented.

See you next week!

Say it

What?

Whatever the hell it is you're standin' there waitin' to say.

What plan?

The situation is, my man Cameron here has a major jones for Bianca Stratford.

What is it with this chick? She have three tits?

I think I speak correctly when I say that Cameron's love is pure. Purer than say Joey Dorsey's.

Dorsey can plow whoever he wants. I'm just in this for the cash.

That's where we can help you. With Kat.

So Dorsey can get the girl?

Patrick, Pat, you're not looking at the big picture. Joey's just a pawn. We set this whole thing up so Cameron can get the girl.

You two are gonna help me tame the wild beast?

We're your guys.

What?!

Good enough.

Are you telling me I'm a "nonsmoker"?

Just for now.

Ever been to Club Skunk?

Yeah.

I prefer to think of it simply as an alternative to what the law allows.

I'm likin' you guys better

So you got cozy with she who stings?

No I've got a sweetpayin' job that I'm about to lose.