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You were right. She's still pissed.
Sweet love, renew thy force!
Man don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you.
Hey there. Tired of breathing?
Hi.
Cool pictures. You a fan?
Yeah. I guess.
You think?
Oh yeah.
Macbeth, right?
Right.
Kat a fan, too?
Yeah...
Katarina Stratford. My, my. You've been terrorizing Ms. Blaise again.
Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
Well, yes, compared to your other choices of expression this year, today's events are quite mild. By the way, Bobby Rictor's gonad retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. I was merely a spectator.
The point is Kat people perceive you as somewhat ...
Tempestuous?
No ... I believe "heinous bitch" is the term used most often.
Am I supposed to feel better? Like, right now? Or do I have some time to think about it?
Just smack her now.
I know.
I thought we decided you were going to school here. At U of 0.
You decided.
This from someone whose diary is devoted to favorite grooming tips?
Enough!
My insurance does not cover PMS
Then tell them I had a seizure.
Is this about Sarah Lawrence? You punishing me?
I thought you were punishing me.
Why can't we agree on this?
Because you're making decisions for me.
As a parent, that's my right
So what I want doesn't matter?
You're eighteen. You don't know what you want. You won't know until you're fortyfive and you don't have it.
I want to go to an East Coast school! I want you to trust me to make my own choices. I want
Was that your sister?
Yeah. She left with some bikers Big ones. Full of sperm.
Funny.
I don't understand the allure of dehydrated food. Is this something I should be hip to?
No, Daddy.
So tell me about this dance. Was it fun?
Parts of it.
Which parts?
The part where Bianca beat the hell out of some guy.
Bianca did what?
What's the matter? Upset that I rubbed off on her?
No impressed.
You know, fathers don't like to admit that their daughters are capable of running their own lives. It means we've become spectators. Bianca still lets me play a few innings. You've had me on the bleachers for years. When you go to Sarah Lawrence, I won't even be able to watch the game.
When I go?
Oh, Christ. Don't tell me you've changed your mind. I already sent 'em a check.
I mean Woman. How ya doin'?
Sweating like a pig, actually. And yourself?
There's a way to get a guy's attention.
My mission in life.
Pick you up Friday, then
Oh, right. Friday.
The night I take you to places you've never been before. And back.
Like where? The 7Eleven on Burnside? Do you even know my name, screwboy?
I know a lot more than that
You hate me don't you?
I don't really think you warrant that strong an emotion.
Then say you'll spend Dollar Night at the track with me.
And why would I do that?
Come on the ponies, the flat beer, you with money in your eyes, me with my hand on your ass...
You covered in my vomit.
Seventhirty?
Are you following me?
I was in the laundromat. I saw your car. Thought I'd say hi.
Hi
You're not a big talker, are you?
Depends on the topic. My fenders don't really whip me into a verbal frenzy.
hey. Great show, huh?
KAT +++$+++
Excuse me?
That's what you want, isn't it?
Do you mind? You're sort of ruining it for me.
You know, these guys are no Bikini Kill or The Raincoats, but they're right up there.
You know who The Raincoats are?
Why, don't you?
What's this?
"I'm getting trashed, man." Isn't that what you're supposed to do at a party?
I say, do what you wanna do.
Funny, you're the only one
Okay?
I'm fine. I'm
You're not okay.
I just need to lie down for awhile
Uh, uh. You lie down and you'll go to sleep
I know, just let me sleep
What if you have a concussion? My dog went to sleep with a concussion and woke up a vegetable. Not that I could tell the difference...
This is so patronizing.
Leave it to you to use big words when you're shitfaced.
Why 're you doing this?
I told you
You don't care if I die
Sure, I do
Why?
Because then I'd have to start taking out girls who like me.

You were right. She's still pissed.

Sweet love, renew thy force!

Man don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you.

Hey there. Tired of breathing?

Hi.

Cool pictures. You a fan?

Yeah. I guess.

You think?

Oh yeah.

Macbeth, right?

Right.

Kat a fan, too?

Yeah...

Katarina Stratford. My, my. You've been terrorizing Ms. Blaise again.

Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.

Well, yes, compared to your other choices of expression this year, today's events are quite mild. By the way, Bobby Rictor's gonad retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.

I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. I was merely a spectator.

The point is Kat people perceive you as somewhat ...

Tempestuous?

No ... I believe "heinous bitch" is the term used most often.

Am I supposed to feel better? Like, right now? Or do I have some time to think about it?

Just smack her now.

I know.

I thought we decided you were going to school here. At U of 0.

You decided.

This from someone whose diary is devoted to favorite grooming tips?

Enough!

My insurance does not cover PMS

Then tell them I had a seizure.

Is this about Sarah Lawrence? You punishing me?

I thought you were punishing me.

Why can't we agree on this?

Because you're making decisions for me.

As a parent, that's my right

So what I want doesn't matter?

You're eighteen. You don't know what you want. You won't know until you're fortyfive and you don't have it.

I want to go to an East Coast school! I want you to trust me to make my own choices. I want

Was that your sister?

Yeah. She left with some bikers Big ones. Full of sperm.

Funny.

I don't understand the allure of dehydrated food. Is this something I should be hip to?

No, Daddy.

So tell me about this dance. Was it fun?

Parts of it.

Which parts?

The part where Bianca beat the hell out of some guy.

Bianca did what?

What's the matter? Upset that I rubbed off on her?

No impressed.

You know, fathers don't like to admit that their daughters are capable of running their own lives. It means we've become spectators. Bianca still lets me play a few innings. You've had me on the bleachers for years. When you go to Sarah Lawrence, I won't even be able to watch the game.

When I go?

Oh, Christ. Don't tell me you've changed your mind. I already sent 'em a check.

I mean Woman. How ya doin'?

Sweating like a pig, actually. And yourself?

There's a way to get a guy's attention.

My mission in life.

Pick you up Friday, then

Oh, right. Friday.

The night I take you to places you've never been before. And back.

Like where? The 7Eleven on Burnside? Do you even know my name, screwboy?

I know a lot more than that

You hate me don't you?

I don't really think you warrant that strong an emotion.

Then say you'll spend Dollar Night at the track with me.

And why would I do that?

Come on the ponies, the flat beer, you with money in your eyes, me with my hand on your ass...

You covered in my vomit.

Seventhirty?

Are you following me?

I was in the laundromat. I saw your car. Thought I'd say hi.

Hi

You're not a big talker, are you?

Depends on the topic. My fenders don't really whip me into a verbal frenzy.

hey. Great show, huh?

KAT +++$+++

Excuse me?

That's what you want, isn't it?

Do you mind? You're sort of ruining it for me.

You know, these guys are no Bikini Kill or The Raincoats, but they're right up there.

You know who The Raincoats are?

Why, don't you?

What's this?

"I'm getting trashed, man." Isn't that what you're supposed to do at a party?

I say, do what you wanna do.

Funny, you're the only one

Okay?

I'm fine. I'm

You're not okay.

I just need to lie down for awhile

Uh, uh. You lie down and you'll go to sleep

I know, just let me sleep

What if you have a concussion? My dog went to sleep with a concussion and woke up a vegetable. Not that I could tell the difference...

This is so patronizing.

Leave it to you to use big words when you're shitfaced.

Why 're you doing this?

I told you

You don't care if I die

Sure, I do

Why?

Because then I'd have to start taking out girls who like me.