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Like you could find one |
See that? Who needs affection when I've got blind hatred? |
Just let me sit down. |
Why'd you let him get to you? |
Who? |
Dorsey. |
I hate him. |
I know. It'd have to be a pretty big deal to get you to mainline tequila. You don't seem like the type. |
Hey man. . . You don ' t think I can be "cool"? You don't think I can be "laid back" like everyone else? |
I thought you were above all that |
You know what they say |
Kat! Wake up! |
What? |
And I'm in control of it. |
But it's Gigglepuss I know you like them. I saw you there. |
When you were gone last year where were you? |
Busy |
Were you in jail? |
Maybe. |
No, you weren't |
Then why'd you ask? |
Why'd you lie? |
I should do this. |
Do what? |
This. |
Start a band? |
My father wouldn't approve of that that |
You don't strike me as the type that would ask permission. |
Oh, so now you think you know me? |
I'm gettin' there |
So what ' s up with your dad? He a pain in the ass? |
He just wants me to be someone I'm not. |
Who? |
BIANCA |
No offense, but you're sister is without. I know everyone likes her and all, but ... |
Excuse me, have you seen The Feminine Mystique? I lost my copy. |
What are you doing here? |
I heard there was a poetry reading. |
You 're so |
Pleasant? |
Wholesome. |
Unwelcome. |
Unwelcome? I guess someone still has her panties in a twist. |
Don't for one minute think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties. |
So what did I have an effect on ? |
Other than my upchuck reflex? Nothing. |
He left! I sprung the dickhead and he cruised on me. |
Look up, sunshine |
I guess I never told you I'm afraid of heights. |
C'mon. It's not that bad |
Try lookin' at it from this angle |
Put your right foot there |
Forget it. I'm stayin'. |
You want me to climb up and show you how to get down? |
Maybe. |
The Partridge Family? |
I figured it had to be something ridiculous to win your respect. And piss you off. |
Good call. |
So how'd you get Chapin to look the other way? |
I dazzled him with my wit |
A soft side? Who knew? |
Yeah, well, don't let it get out |
So what's your excuse? |
Acting the way we do. |
Yes |
I don't like to do what people expect. Then they expect it all the time and they get disappointed when you change. |
So if you disappoint them from the start, you're covered? |
Something like that |
Then you screwed up |
How? |
You never disappointed me. |
You up for it? |
For. . . ? |
State trooper? |
Fallacy. |
The duck? |
Hearsay. |
I know the porn career's a lie. |
Tell me something true. |
I hate peas. |
No something real. Something no one else knows. |
You're sweet. And sexy. And completely hot for me. |
What? |
No one else knows |
You're amazingly selfassured. Has anyone ever told you that? |
Go to the prom with me |
Is that a request or a command? |
You know what I mean |
No. |
No what? |
No, I won't go with you |
Why not? |
Because I don't want to. It's a stupid tradition. |
Create a little drama? Start a new rumor? What? |
So I have to have a motive to be with you? |
You tell me. |
You need therapy. Has anyone ever told you that? |
Answer the question, Patrick |
Nothing! There's nothing in it for me. Just the pleasure of your company. |
How'd you get a tux at the last minute? |
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