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Like you could find one
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See that? Who needs affection when I've got blind hatred?
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Just let me sit down.
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Why'd you let him get to you?
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Who?
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Dorsey.
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I hate him.
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I know. It'd have to be a pretty big deal to get you to mainline tequila. You don't seem like the type.
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Hey man. . . You don ' t think I can be "cool"? You don't think I can be "laid back" like everyone else?
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I thought you were above all that
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You know what they say
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Kat! Wake up!
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What?
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And I'm in control of it.
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But it's Gigglepuss I know you like them. I saw you there.
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When you were gone last year where were you?
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Busy
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Were you in jail?
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Maybe.
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No, you weren't
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Then why'd you ask?
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Why'd you lie?
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I should do this.
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Do what?
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This.
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Start a band?
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My father wouldn't approve of that that
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You don't strike me as the type that would ask permission.
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Oh, so now you think you know me?
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I'm gettin' there
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So what ' s up with your dad? He a pain in the ass?
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He just wants me to be someone I'm not.
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Who?
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BIANCA
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No offense, but you're sister is without. I know everyone likes her and all, but ...
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Excuse me, have you seen The Feminine Mystique? I lost my copy.
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What are you doing here?
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I heard there was a poetry reading.
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You 're so
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Pleasant?
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Wholesome.
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Unwelcome.
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Unwelcome? I guess someone still has her panties in a twist.
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Don't for one minute think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.
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So what did I have an effect on ?
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Other than my upchuck reflex? Nothing.
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He left! I sprung the dickhead and he cruised on me.
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Look up, sunshine
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I guess I never told you I'm afraid of heights.
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C'mon. It's not that bad
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Try lookin' at it from this angle
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Put your right foot there
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Forget it. I'm stayin'.
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You want me to climb up and show you how to get down?
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Maybe.
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The Partridge Family?
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I figured it had to be something ridiculous to win your respect. And piss you off.
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Good call.
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So how'd you get Chapin to look the other way?
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I dazzled him with my wit
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A soft side? Who knew?
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Yeah, well, don't let it get out
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So what's your excuse?
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Acting the way we do.
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Yes
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I don't like to do what people expect. Then they expect it all the time and they get disappointed when you change.
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So if you disappoint them from the start, you're covered?
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Something like that
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Then you screwed up
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How?
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You never disappointed me.
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You up for it?
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For. . . ?
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State trooper?
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Fallacy.
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The duck?
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Hearsay.
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I know the porn career's a lie.
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Tell me something true.
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I hate peas.
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No something real. Something no one else knows.
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You're sweet. And sexy. And completely hot for me.
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What?
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No one else knows
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You're amazingly selfassured. Has anyone ever told you that?
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Go to the prom with me
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Is that a request or a command?
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You know what I mean
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No.
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No what?
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No, I won't go with you
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Why not?
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Because I don't want to. It's a stupid tradition.
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Create a little drama? Start a new rumor? What?
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So I have to have a motive to be with you?
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You tell me.
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You need therapy. Has anyone ever told you that?
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Answer the question, Patrick
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Nothing! There's nothing in it for me. Just the pleasure of your company.
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How'd you get a tux at the last minute?
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