gus-gustavo/reddit_roastme · Datasets at Hugging Face

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You have sexual relations with horses and dogs
Your appearance says you frequently check up on new recipes for natural deodorant and because of that you always smell like vinegar, onions, and leaves.
For some reason I Feel like she’s the human female version of slowpoke from pokemon
Your skin is thinner than the paper you use to draw thirst traps of Booktok protagonists.
You have the hairstyle of a 35 year old man who works at a comic book store and showers once a week. It's also your best feature.
This is what you get when you order Emilia Clark from Temu
Congratulations on your transition! You’re so close to being a girl
That's the ugliest looking snowflake I've ever seen.
could have really beautiful curls but doesn’t know how to read a curl tutorial to take care of them
You look like you scream “fuck Capitalism” while also holding a Starbucks and iPhone in ur hands
Just a flake
Damn... you got a long ass thumb
Claims to love retro Tshirts, screams about micro-aggressions when you hold the thrift shop door for her.
If stank was a person
What happens when you order stranger things from wish.com
Your nose can model for the Airbnb logo
You kinda look like me
You were far and away the worst character in White Lotus Season 2
You seem like the kind of person to say, "I won't get mad; just tell me." Then proceed to throw a tantrum.
you look like you were adopted by goldi locks and the 3 bears but the bears where whiter than snow
"Go easy, I'm a bit of a snowflake" - girl who says she was born in the wrong generation every time one winged dove starts playing
I just know your full bushing
Your supporting a full bush daddy's girl third wheel for sure
noah levenstein is jealous of your eyebrows.
Swiftie?
You’re so quirky and unique! Not like the other girls at all!!🙄🙄
Idk but you got some big ass hands, and a flat chest.. you are female right?
You look like an autistic Emilia Clarke
Didn't know my penis could become inverted.
Where did your top lip go?
You look like a cute boy.
Look like ash from Pokémon. Better hurry that pickachu might run
Go melt.
I'd say do something about those eyebrows, but it'll just make your forehead look bigger
Snowflake isn’t an adjective for “you’re granola for REI, but even it out with cocaine”
You look like a gayer Lexi from Euphoria
You look like you to smell books to climax
You look like you think penis’s are “icky”.
Drop your Etsy link and go feed your cats
Not even a roast about how you look but this pose is giving “erm actually 🤓☝️” so hard
You look like you just discovered Pearl Jam
You're pale enough to be a snowflake as well. You're burned or in the process of getting burned in most of these photos. We don't need to roast you, you can just go outside.
It's not hard to tell you're a snowflake when you dress like a lesbian feminist
I bet even your queefs smell like patchouli.
Male to female or the opposite?
"I'm not like the other girls"
You obviously love attention. That is all.
You look like if Wish did mail order brides.
The whole time you were in high school, your parents told you that you would fit in better/make more friends in college. Then you got there, and people found you just as annoying as before.
You have a degree in Gender Studies with a minor in Interpretative Lesbian Folk Dancing don't you.
How broke are you that the only paper you had was a used envelope?
Sings worse then Ingrid Andress
Ok snowflake. Tell everyone to not turn up the heater or you might get offended.
Pic number five proves this is your month to vacation away from your mannequin friends.
Save some forehead for Peyton manning
Didn't realize you were a woman until the third picture and was only 100% sure by the fourth on the fifth I figured out you were a stoner and on the 6th i became concerned about your personal hygiene.
Didn’t I see you on To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen?
You look like you have sourdough starter. You probably smell like kombucha. Maybe try a lint roller for the cat hair you have on everything.
I can’t toast
Constructive feedback- Clean up your eyebrows, then you’ll be much more attractive. Easy peasy
You look like what vinegar tastes like.
20 bucks her pubic hair is braided.
Roast me? Go easy? Likely single because inconsistent and gives mixed messages. Clearly not looking for criticism, simply seeking affirmation and attention.
this is autism if i’ve ever seen it
It's like I asked AI to come up with some pictures of the average redditor
You had me at "I dont use a letter opener".
No, I’m not roasting you until you tell us why you have 6 spoons for one scoop of ice cream.
You look like you start crying profusely anytime someone asks how you're doing. Good thing no one asks.
Nah you cute af
You couldn't possibly be a snowflake, snowflakes are pretty and unique...
Emilia Clarke from temu, but instead of being the mother of dragons, you're the mother of liberal virgins.
Dracarys. 🔥
Two years of liberal arts at community college and she’s already munching carpets.
“We have Emilia Clarke at home”
You look like Dustin from Stranger Things.
You look like you have at least one item that says “live,laugh,love” on it
We all know you keep it fuzzy
Definitely no OnlyFans with that face
Definitely majored in liberal arts and definitely uses their degree to work at Starbucks
Your eyes are too far apart but they are closer than your mom and dad will ever be
No you're not, snowflakes are unique
It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru
Why ask for a roast then say go "easy".... On reddit...
I'm sure your gender studies degree is really working out for you.
Looks like she uses Cherokee hair tampons
Type of girl to let her armpit hair grow out to embrace “natural beauty”
It’s like a Picasso painting come to life.
Da fk is wrong with your nostrils?
You look like the Jewish girl in every Holocaust movie
Wanted to congratulate you on your transition!
You look like the person to get friend zoned by a prostitute you already paid for
You see Meg, you’re what we call a practice girl.
wait how can ppl be roasting you, you are literally so adorable and your smile is beautiful! but kudos to you for being down for the roast. can just tell you have a very kind, gentle soul 🦋
Bi-girlie who doesn’t know she’s autistic yet
I'd tell you to go outside and touch grass since you're so white, but like you said, You're a snowflake and you'd likely melt.
You look genuinely happy. Maybe a lil qwerky too.
100% chance she works at a renaissance fair
You look like the type of girl to dap up someone you have a crush on and wonder why your in the friendzone
what college would take some snowflake who can’t even open an envelope properly??
Why do you look like you would falsely accuse a man of raping you?

You have sexual relations with horses and dogs

Your appearance says you frequently check up on new recipes for natural deodorant and because of that you always smell like vinegar, onions, and leaves.

For some reason I Feel like she’s the human female version of slowpoke from pokemon

Your skin is thinner than the paper you use to draw thirst traps of Booktok protagonists.

You have the hairstyle of a 35 year old man who works at a comic book store and showers once a week. It's also your best feature.

This is what you get when you order Emilia Clark from Temu

Congratulations on your transition! You’re so close to being a girl

That's the ugliest looking snowflake I've ever seen.

could have really beautiful curls but doesn’t know how to read a curl tutorial to take care of them

You look like you scream “fuck Capitalism” while also holding a Starbucks and iPhone in ur hands

Just a flake

Damn... you got a long ass thumb

Claims to love retro Tshirts, screams about micro-aggressions when you hold the thrift shop door for her.

If stank was a person

What happens when you order stranger things from wish.com

Your nose can model for the Airbnb logo

You kinda look like me

You were far and away the worst character in White Lotus Season 2

You seem like the kind of person to say, "I won't get mad; just tell me." Then proceed to throw a tantrum.

you look like you were adopted by goldi locks and the 3 bears but the bears where whiter than snow

"Go easy, I'm a bit of a snowflake" - girl who says she was born in the wrong generation every time one winged dove starts playing

I just know your full bushing

Your supporting a full bush daddy's girl third wheel for sure

noah levenstein is jealous of your eyebrows.

Swiftie?

You’re so quirky and unique! Not like the other girls at all!!🙄🙄

Idk but you got some big ass hands, and a flat chest.. you are female right?

You look like an autistic Emilia Clarke

Didn't know my penis could become inverted.

Where did your top lip go?

You look like a cute boy.

Look like ash from Pokémon. Better hurry that pickachu might run

Go melt.

I'd say do something about those eyebrows, but it'll just make your forehead look bigger

Snowflake isn’t an adjective for “you’re granola for REI, but even it out with cocaine”

You look like a gayer Lexi from Euphoria

You look like you to smell books to climax

You look like you think penis’s are “icky”.

Drop your Etsy link and go feed your cats

Not even a roast about how you look but this pose is giving “erm actually 🤓☝️” so hard

You look like you just discovered Pearl Jam

You're pale enough to be a snowflake as well. You're burned or in the process of getting burned in most of these photos. We don't need to roast you, you can just go outside.

It's not hard to tell you're a snowflake when you dress like a lesbian feminist

I bet even your queefs smell like patchouli.

Male to female or the opposite?

"I'm not like the other girls"

You obviously love attention. That is all.

You look like if Wish did mail order brides.

The whole time you were in high school, your parents told you that you would fit in better/make more friends in college. Then you got there, and people found you just as annoying as before.

You have a degree in Gender Studies with a minor in Interpretative Lesbian Folk Dancing don't you.

How broke are you that the only paper you had was a used envelope?

Sings worse then Ingrid Andress

Ok snowflake. Tell everyone to not turn up the heater or you might get offended.

Pic number five proves this is your month to vacation away from your mannequin friends.

Save some forehead for Peyton manning

Didn't realize you were a woman until the third picture and was only 100% sure by the fourth on the fifth I figured out you were a stoner and on the 6th i became concerned about your personal hygiene.

Didn’t I see you on To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen?

You look like you have sourdough starter. You probably smell like kombucha. Maybe try a lint roller for the cat hair you have on everything.

I can’t toast

Constructive feedback- Clean up your eyebrows, then you’ll be much more attractive. Easy peasy

You look like what vinegar tastes like.

20 bucks her pubic hair is braided.

Roast me? Go easy? Likely single because inconsistent and gives mixed messages. Clearly not looking for criticism, simply seeking affirmation and attention.

this is autism if i’ve ever seen it

It's like I asked AI to come up with some pictures of the average redditor

You had me at "I dont use a letter opener".

No, I’m not roasting you until you tell us why you have 6 spoons for one scoop of ice cream.

You look like you start crying profusely anytime someone asks how you're doing. Good thing no one asks.

Nah you cute af

You couldn't possibly be a snowflake, snowflakes are pretty and unique...

Emilia Clarke from temu, but instead of being the mother of dragons, you're the mother of liberal virgins.

Dracarys. 🔥

Two years of liberal arts at community college and she’s already munching carpets.

“We have Emilia Clarke at home”

You look like Dustin from Stranger Things.

You look like you have at least one item that says “live,laugh,love” on it

We all know you keep it fuzzy

Definitely no OnlyFans with that face

Definitely majored in liberal arts and definitely uses their degree to work at Starbucks

Your eyes are too far apart but they are closer than your mom and dad will ever be

No you're not, snowflakes are unique

It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru

Why ask for a roast then say go "easy".... On reddit...

I'm sure your gender studies degree is really working out for you.

Looks like she uses Cherokee hair tampons

Type of girl to let her armpit hair grow out to embrace “natural beauty”

It’s like a Picasso painting come to life.

Da fk is wrong with your nostrils?

You look like the Jewish girl in every Holocaust movie

Wanted to congratulate you on your transition!

You look like the person to get friend zoned by a prostitute you already paid for

You see Meg, you’re what we call a practice girl.

wait how can ppl be roasting you, you are literally so adorable and your smile is beautiful! but kudos to you for being down for the roast. can just tell you have a very kind, gentle soul 🦋

Bi-girlie who doesn’t know she’s autistic yet

I'd tell you to go outside and touch grass since you're so white, but like you said, You're a snowflake and you'd likely melt.

You look genuinely happy. Maybe a lil qwerky too.

100% chance she works at a renaissance fair

You look like the type of girl to dap up someone you have a crush on and wonder why your in the friendzone

what college would take some snowflake who can’t even open an envelope properly??

Why do you look like you would falsely accuse a man of raping you?