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The long-lost Gallagher child finally found! Too bad Frank didn't live long enough....
I thought you were a dude
better keep sharp objects away from you (best roast i can do think you’re cute tbh)
How many families have been sucked into your nostrils????
big ass nose
Oh your lost more lost then a chick as a first time prostitute More lost then your mom playing fortnite oh wait she's dead Bros eye to eye ratio is bigger then Pandora's box Don't you have a world record for biggest nose
Is it true? Nothin says lovin like marryin your cousin?
No, why would you ask that.
voting for joe biden
Nose so big she doesn't do lines she does Boulder's
You look like you are Trans and put woman cromozones into your body
I can smell the sex toys from here.
Dang bro you must be a goldfish for how far you you eyes are to each other
You look like the type of person who would buy a Harry Potter licensed dildo
Your new name is Gertrude and nothing will change that
Looking like a goblin from clash royale.
Bro dyed her hair with takis dust
U got a tism?
You look like the fucken goblin from clash
That nose is screaming right now
You’ll never get where you want to be because you hide behind that stupid green hair. It would be easy for you to find love and happiness but you don’t know how and won’t ask
You look like you’re about to choke to death on a ham sandwich. Voice of an angel but uglier than sin itself. Spawn of Janis Joplin.
I'd wondered what happened to DJ Qualls
You look like when you put makeup on. you would be the fucking female gremlin from gremlins 2. Also you could land a fucking helicopter on that shnozz
I think I fucked your mom once..............
Would smash
Well you lost the face lottery in a big way.
are you part of the Whittaker’s family?
You look like the mental image I get when I try to envision a person being run over and flattened into a round pancake …but in a comical way, so they’re still alive and they’re kinda like a smosh of parts…just…eyeballs floating around , staring two completely different directions
Mr. Snuffleupagus called, and he wants his nose back!
"You have done that yourself" - obi wan kenobi
The biggest plain and a mountain in 1 face
Plastic surgery won’t help bro💀🙏
Great figure
I'd hit you with my best shot but It'd bounce off your forehead
Are you a sloth?
The Pikmin want there leader back
Why tf she look like a blob fish? Someone put this lady back under pressure
who wants to play tic tac toe on her forehead
Elotrix seine Tochter????
For the first time, i cant think of 1 negative thing on a roast board.
Died your hair green for attention and you're still invisible
You seem too happy to be a mechanic
You look like if billy eilish and a Minecraft villager had a child
Booty cheeks pp nose and a butt chin
Blowfish looking homosexual looking wanna be emo get out of My face u look like a blobfish
Pull out Ina heart beat
You look like a poor Billy Eilish.
Those eggs look like a solid lump of plastic and judging by that goofy grin on your face you look like you are all for it. 10/10 the doggy at the end is the mvp of this photo session. The one saving grace.
Land an airplane on that fivehead
if “butterface” had a Mascot
Awe I didn’t think Sesame Street got a new Muppet
All this shit talking knowing 90% of you would smash that in a heartbeat. No need to call back though....
After you're done being roasted, hit that nail in your coffin with that nose of yours, hammerhead
I do not roast people who are actually 12M and not 18
Your face appears to have a little bit of continental drift going on somewhere but I can’t pinpoint what’s the worst attribute.
the length of where your eyes are apart is crazy
Best shot is right between the eyes, since there is so much space
May the forehead be with you.
did you mean to put a 1 in front of the 8? common mistake
Looks like someone already did.
Obvious you just lacking confidence pick it up a little bit you got a really good luck going you just haven't really tapped into it yet
You look like a sloth with your eye so far apart and stinky green moldy hair.
No
you look 12
50 dollar cab ride from eye to eye
party on, Garth.
Do you have to turn sideways, so that your nose can fit in Wal-Mart's entranceway?
It looks like life already hit you with its best shot.
do you try to look stupid and awkward on purpose
You look like a blobfish grew a teenage boy's body.
Keep the look you have, a lot of guys would wear you out
Cute!!!!!
Awwwww. A real life troll doll!
Your eyes are so far apart, I’ll bet you’ve never said “you’re blocking my view”
It would be assault to hit a 12 year old.
Second pic looks like the football team is done.
I get why you need our best shots, the mediocre ones already landed on your jeans
I’ll stick my dick in a lot of things, but this is where I draw the line.
I wouldn’t hit you with my best money shot.
Is yo daddy Sid? 👁️ 👁️
Sloth eyes 👁️ 👁️
You are uglier then a pig
Why do this to yourself?
Someone hit you so hard on the top of your head everything else shifted downwards.
You look really easy to draw
Looks like Ganondorf
You look like a deformed velociraptor if it forgot what having a small nose is.
It’s a little early in the year for a hog roast.
You look like gypsy rose’s long lost cousin
How do you look different in each photo
Which Dr. Seuss book do you get your wardrobe inspiration from?
I see lots of best shots hitting you. About the face and throat regions. On a couch. And there will be a camera man.
Your so stupid that u tell people to roast u but u roast ur self cause ur stupid
You look like a lesbian English teacher, actually that might be more of a competent and less of a burn in your case.
Got better sense of smell than ur dog
It’s a family root
Damn you’ve been cursed with a helicopter pad lookin ass forehead and an ogre nose with green hair and how you look skinny but I can still see your other chin tryna show it’s self
You have a great personality.
You look like your missionary and dog feel the same 😂

The long-lost Gallagher child finally found! Too bad Frank didn't live long enough....

I thought you were a dude

better keep sharp objects away from you (best roast i can do think you’re cute tbh)

How many families have been sucked into your nostrils????

big ass nose

Oh your lost more lost then a chick as a first time prostitute More lost then your mom playing fortnite oh wait she's dead Bros eye to eye ratio is bigger then Pandora's box Don't you have a world record for biggest nose

Is it true? Nothin says lovin like marryin your cousin?

No, why would you ask that.

voting for joe biden

Nose so big she doesn't do lines she does Boulder's

You look like you are Trans and put woman cromozones into your body

I can smell the sex toys from here.

Dang bro you must be a goldfish for how far you you eyes are to each other

You look like the type of person who would buy a Harry Potter licensed dildo

Your new name is Gertrude and nothing will change that

Looking like a goblin from clash royale.

Bro dyed her hair with takis dust

U got a tism?

You look like the fucken goblin from clash

That nose is screaming right now

You’ll never get where you want to be because you hide behind that stupid green hair. It would be easy for you to find love and happiness but you don’t know how and won’t ask

You look like you’re about to choke to death on a ham sandwich. Voice of an angel but uglier than sin itself. Spawn of Janis Joplin.

I'd wondered what happened to DJ Qualls

You look like when you put makeup on. you would be the fucking female gremlin from gremlins 2. Also you could land a fucking helicopter on that shnozz

I think I fucked your mom once..............

Would smash

Well you lost the face lottery in a big way.

are you part of the Whittaker’s family?

You look like the mental image I get when I try to envision a person being run over and flattened into a round pancake …but in a comical way, so they’re still alive and they’re kinda like a smosh of parts…just…eyeballs floating around , staring two completely different directions

Mr. Snuffleupagus called, and he wants his nose back!

"You have done that yourself" - obi wan kenobi

The biggest plain and a mountain in 1 face

Plastic surgery won’t help bro💀🙏

Great figure

I'd hit you with my best shot but It'd bounce off your forehead

Are you a sloth?

The Pikmin want there leader back

Why tf she look like a blob fish? Someone put this lady back under pressure

who wants to play tic tac toe on her forehead

Elotrix seine Tochter????

For the first time, i cant think of 1 negative thing on a roast board.

Died your hair green for attention and you're still invisible

You seem too happy to be a mechanic

You look like if billy eilish and a Minecraft villager had a child

Booty cheeks pp nose and a butt chin

Blowfish looking homosexual looking wanna be emo get out of My face u look like a blobfish

Pull out Ina heart beat

You look like a poor Billy Eilish.

Those eggs look like a solid lump of plastic and judging by that goofy grin on your face you look like you are all for it. 10/10 the doggy at the end is the mvp of this photo session. The one saving grace.

Land an airplane on that fivehead

if “butterface” had a Mascot

Awe I didn’t think Sesame Street got a new Muppet

All this shit talking knowing 90% of you would smash that in a heartbeat. No need to call back though....

After you're done being roasted, hit that nail in your coffin with that nose of yours, hammerhead

I do not roast people who are actually 12M and not 18

Your face appears to have a little bit of continental drift going on somewhere but I can’t pinpoint what’s the worst attribute.

the length of where your eyes are apart is crazy

Best shot is right between the eyes, since there is so much space

May the forehead be with you.

did you mean to put a 1 in front of the 8? common mistake

Looks like someone already did.

Obvious you just lacking confidence pick it up a little bit you got a really good luck going you just haven't really tapped into it yet

You look like a sloth with your eye so far apart and stinky green moldy hair.

No

you look 12

50 dollar cab ride from eye to eye

party on, Garth.

Do you have to turn sideways, so that your nose can fit in Wal-Mart's entranceway?

It looks like life already hit you with its best shot.

do you try to look stupid and awkward on purpose

You look like a blobfish grew a teenage boy's body.

Keep the look you have, a lot of guys would wear you out

Cute!!!!!

Awwwww. A real life troll doll!

Your eyes are so far apart, I’ll bet you’ve never said “you’re blocking my view”

It would be assault to hit a 12 year old.

Second pic looks like the football team is done.

I get why you need our best shots, the mediocre ones already landed on your jeans

I’ll stick my dick in a lot of things, but this is where I draw the line.

I wouldn’t hit you with my best money shot.

Is yo daddy Sid? 👁️ 👁️

Sloth eyes 👁️ 👁️

You are uglier then a pig

Why do this to yourself?

Someone hit you so hard on the top of your head everything else shifted downwards.

You look really easy to draw

Looks like Ganondorf

You look like a deformed velociraptor if it forgot what having a small nose is.

It’s a little early in the year for a hog roast.

You look like gypsy rose’s long lost cousin

How do you look different in each photo

Which Dr. Seuss book do you get your wardrobe inspiration from?

I see lots of best shots hitting you. About the face and throat regions. On a couch. And there will be a camera man.

Your so stupid that u tell people to roast u but u roast ur self cause ur stupid

You look like a lesbian English teacher, actually that might be more of a competent and less of a burn in your case.

Got better sense of smell than ur dog

It’s a family root

Damn you’ve been cursed with a helicopter pad lookin ass forehead and an ogre nose with green hair and how you look skinny but I can still see your other chin tryna show it’s self

You have a great personality.

You look like your missionary and dog feel the same 😂