gus-gustavo/reddit_roastme · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Why the fuck are your eyes so far apart?
The second photo😂 looks like a lot to unpack there
You look like you want to steal my emeralds
ADORABLE! You are too young to be 18.
You look like a turnip
You look like something Jim Henson would create
Looks like they already hit you with their best shots all over your jeans in the second pic 8===D 💦💦💦
the nose is further right than donald trump.
u look like sid from ice age ......
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"19m" ... You sure?
I'm sorry for you loss. Things will get better over time. On the upside, at least you now have a legit excuse for when people ask you "why the long face?".
I’m genuinely sorry for your loss. I have a bag of carrots in my fridge that I’d be willing to hand feed you. Prolly some apples too.
Okay we need a picture of you and not your dead mom though
At least she left you her wardrobe
Lookin like the phrase "ladies and gentlemen".
What did she die from, disappointment?
Good thing the roomba is plugged in, 2 ash piles is gonna be rough.
M?
'A better place' is a term thrown around a lot. I just think it refers to anywhere you aren't.
Is she in the roomba?
Why would you post a picture of her corpse leaning against the wall, you sicko??
At least she died knowing she had a son. Or daughter. Or whatever the fuck you are. At least she died?
You look like Steven Tyler, just more masculine
I’m so sorry for your loss. If you look on the bright side though, she doesn’t have to deal with your bullshit any longer
Did your hairbrush die too?
Alanis Moreset your ass down.
No matter what, don’t do something foolish. Like you did when you purchased those jeans.
At least now you don't have to worry about returning the clothes you stole from her.
I'm reading all of the comments--to everyone offering themselves up for a chat, if I need it, thank you. It's much appreciated. And I'm doing the best I can, but it helps to have people in my corner. Even Redditors.
You were great in Aquaman
You’re just a kid. Try to find happiness.
Normally, I love ripping into people here... but I'm not completely heartless, I'm really sorry for your loss, it'll take time but eventually it becomes somewhat easier... I just have one question, for someone to be going through something like this, why would you want people to tear you apart?
My sincere condolences, ugly
She died from shame. Straighten up. Fly right. Get a haircut...and some pussy
The most interesting thing about you is the Wall Drug sign in your profile....
Your mother loved you and will always be with you. You are loved. So sorry for your loss.
I’m sending you a big hug. Put one foot in front of the other. It was get easier.
Wana blow that inheritance on blow with me?
I lost my mom, too. If there's any consolation we unfortunate two share it's that we're not alone going through this terrible ordeal. And, always remember that, although times are hard right now, they'll never be as hard as the outline of your penis in those jeans.
You look like a dude...sorry for your loss.
Not gonna roast you.. I just want to say I’m so very sorry.
Too bad because you have a face only a mother could love.
I'm sorry for your loss. I hope you can grieve in whatever way works best for you. I'm sorry for what follows, but I think I get why you're doing this at this time. Why do your jeans have a labia? There are innies and there are outies, but you've taken it way too far. Peace and love to your family.
A boy named Sue.
Sorry, can’t do it. I lost mine recently, so roasting you is a hard no.
How is this a request to get roasted after knowing you lost your mother? I lost my dad in December I am still not the same. This isn’t cool.
... can't do it. What ever else happened, I bet your mom was at least half as beautiful as you. Sorry for your loss. If you want to blow some shit up or burn something down... I recommend DOING IT, without going to jail or fucking your life up.
It’s funny because you look like you died two weeks ago.
Atleast now you can wear her clothes without asking.
There goes the free basement.
Did Aerosmith write a song about op?
Sorry for your loss, it's never easy, the anger with sadness. You just get numb to it after a while.
Yeah, sorry for your loss. Much like mine, she'll watch you get shittier with time though, chin up. it's what she would want
This trans community things got me fucked up sis
We should be talking about how you should have bought some clothes instead of dropping $300 on a roomba
Well, you already look dead on the inside.
“This too shall pass.” (But of course never forgotten). We are all on our way—sorry for your loss.
This isn't the place to be in a difficult time of your life. Surround yourself with friends and family, and open up when things are difficult. You can do this.
Losing moms is tough. She’s proud of you and everything you’ve accomplished. Keep making her proud and may God rest her soul.
Sorry for your loss kid.
No roast, sorry for your loss.
This looks like a mugshot from that one singer who went to jail. I can’t remember exactly. On top of that you seem like you have a strong case of gender dysphoria
You always have her pallor
19m? I thought it was a chick
I feel like you want me to comment on the awkward romance you have going on with your speaker but I won’t.
Pros and Cons: Cons: Your mom passed away. You look like Cher. Pros: That Roomba looks new.
At least she only had 19 years of disappointment to deal with. Regardless, she’s in a much better place.
Did they cremate the right one?
Both of my parents died a week apart last month... stop being a pussy 😅 (both of mine did pass last month. Sorry for your loss. I feel ya.)
Was it the loss of her daughter?
Chin up, young lady. I'm sure that your mom is looking up at you now, mildly disappointed.
Sorry for your loss. It’s hard especially at a young age. Take some time off to cool down.
Sorry for your loss
You G af. Go lay down
Fake post, Chyna died in 2016.
Were you her undertaker? Did you chokeslam her into the casket
19m? Is that a typo?
She's in a better place now... clearly...
“You wanna fuck me? I’d fuck me.” MANGINA
I recently lost my mother. It’s painful. My condolences to you.
Where’s Silent Bob?
Hon, you are perfect the way you are. Much love and hugs for you at this most difficult time of your life. You deserve love, above all. Never ask for less.
I refuse to do so based on the circumstances. I’ve been in your shoes and you have my deepest sympathy 💐
Transvestite HAIM
At least you got her Roomba
The only time I’ll get flowers on Valentine’s Day is if I die on valentines day
Sorry about your Mom. I miss mine dearly and think about her all the time.
I’m sorry. No roast. Prayers for you and your family.
Hey, so sorry for your loss, but self hurt doesn’t warranted a better outcome for you, things will get better overtime.
Roasting you is pointless because angels don't burn. (Sorry for your loss my best wishes)
Definitely can't roast you, I lost My Dad years ago. It sucks, just remember to find reasons to smile.
I'm not that fucked up, I am sorry about your mother. It does get easier. I promise.
First time I actually would appreciate seeing someone’s pronouns
Mouth down you look like a cool dude.
What kinda grief does one go through to the point they need to be roasted? Hope ur doing ok buddy
If I was your mom I would rather be dead than have a horse face daughter too
Horse walks into a bar, bartender says why the long face, then says its mom died two weeks ago
Gorgeous, man, woman, it, whatever. Condolences on your mom.
I thought you posted the picture of your mom's corpse.

Why the fuck are your eyes so far apart?

The second photo😂 looks like a lot to unpack there

You look like you want to steal my emeralds

ADORABLE! You are too young to be 18.

You look like a turnip

You look like something Jim Henson would create

Looks like they already hit you with their best shots all over your jeans in the second pic 8===D 💦💦💦

the nose is further right than donald trump.

u look like sid from ice age ......

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"19m" ... You sure?

I'm sorry for you loss. Things will get better over time. On the upside, at least you now have a legit excuse for when people ask you "why the long face?".

I’m genuinely sorry for your loss. I have a bag of carrots in my fridge that I’d be willing to hand feed you. Prolly some apples too.

Okay we need a picture of you and not your dead mom though

At least she left you her wardrobe

Lookin like the phrase "ladies and gentlemen".

What did she die from, disappointment?

Good thing the roomba is plugged in, 2 ash piles is gonna be rough.

M?

'A better place' is a term thrown around a lot. I just think it refers to anywhere you aren't.

Is she in the roomba?

Why would you post a picture of her corpse leaning against the wall, you sicko??

At least she died knowing she had a son. Or daughter. Or whatever the fuck you are. At least she died?

You look like Steven Tyler, just more masculine

I’m so sorry for your loss. If you look on the bright side though, she doesn’t have to deal with your bullshit any longer

Did your hairbrush die too?

Alanis Moreset your ass down.

No matter what, don’t do something foolish. Like you did when you purchased those jeans.

At least now you don't have to worry about returning the clothes you stole from her.

I'm reading all of the comments--to everyone offering themselves up for a chat, if I need it, thank you. It's much appreciated. And I'm doing the best I can, but it helps to have people in my corner. Even Redditors.

You were great in Aquaman

You’re just a kid. Try to find happiness.

Normally, I love ripping into people here... but I'm not completely heartless, I'm really sorry for your loss, it'll take time but eventually it becomes somewhat easier... I just have one question, for someone to be going through something like this, why would you *want* people to tear you apart?

My sincere condolences, ugly

She died from shame. Straighten up. Fly right. Get a haircut...and some pussy

The most interesting thing about you is the Wall Drug sign in your profile....

Your mother loved you and will always be with you. You are loved. So sorry for your loss.

I’m sending you a big hug. Put one foot in front of the other. It was get easier.

Wana blow that inheritance on blow with me?

I lost my mom, too. If there's any consolation we unfortunate two share it's that we're not alone going through this terrible ordeal. And, always remember that, although times are hard right now, they'll never be as hard as the outline of your penis in those jeans.

You look like a dude...sorry for your loss.

Not gonna roast you.. I just want to say I’m so very sorry.

Too bad because you have a face only a mother could love.

I'm sorry for your loss. I hope you can grieve in whatever way works best for you. I'm sorry for what follows, but I think I get why you're doing this at this time. Why do your jeans have a labia? There are innies and there are outies, but you've taken it way too far. Peace and love to your family.

A boy named Sue.

Sorry, can’t do it. I lost mine recently, so roasting you is a hard no.

How is this a request to get roasted after knowing you lost your mother? I lost my dad in December I am still not the same. This isn’t cool.

... can't do it. What ever else happened, I bet your mom was at least half as beautiful as you. Sorry for your loss. If you want to blow some shit up or burn something down... I recommend DOING IT, without going to jail or fucking your life up.

It’s funny because you look like you died two weeks ago.

Atleast now you can wear her clothes without asking.

There goes the free basement.

Did Aerosmith write a song about op?

Sorry for your loss, it's never easy, the anger with sadness. You just get numb to it after a while.

Yeah, sorry for your loss. Much like mine, she'll watch you get shittier with time though, chin up. it's what she would want

This trans community things got me fucked up sis

We should be talking about how you should have bought some clothes instead of dropping $300 on a roomba

Well, you already look dead on the inside.

“This too shall pass.” (But of course never forgotten). We are all on our way—sorry for your loss.

This isn't the place to be in a difficult time of your life. Surround yourself with friends and family, and open up when things are difficult. You can do this.

Losing moms is tough. She’s proud of you and everything you’ve accomplished. Keep making her proud and may God rest her soul.

Sorry for your loss kid.

No roast, sorry for your loss.

This looks like a mugshot from that one singer who went to jail. I can’t remember exactly. On top of that you seem like you have a strong case of gender dysphoria

You always have her pallor

19m? I thought it was a chick

I feel like you want me to comment on the awkward romance you have going on with your speaker but I won’t.

Pros and Cons: Cons: Your mom passed away. You look like Cher. Pros: That Roomba looks new.

At least she only had 19 years of disappointment to deal with. Regardless, she’s in a much better place.

Did they cremate the right one?

Both of my parents died a week apart last month... stop being a pussy 😅 (both of mine did pass last month. Sorry for your loss. I feel ya.)

Was it the loss of her daughter?

Chin up, young lady. I'm sure that your mom is looking up at you now, mildly disappointed.

Sorry for your loss. It’s hard especially at a young age. Take some time off to cool down.

Sorry for your loss

You G af. Go lay down

Fake post, Chyna died in 2016.

Were you her undertaker? Did you chokeslam her into the casket

19m? Is that a typo?

She's in a better place now... clearly...

“You wanna fuck me? I’d fuck me.” MANGINA

I recently lost my mother. It’s painful. My condolences to you.

Where’s Silent Bob?

Hon, you are perfect the way you are. Much love and hugs for you at this most difficult time of your life. You deserve love, above all. Never ask for less.

I refuse to do so based on the circumstances. I’ve been in your shoes and you have my deepest sympathy 💐

Transvestite HAIM

At least you got her Roomba

The only time I’ll get flowers on Valentine’s Day is if I die on valentines day

Sorry about your Mom. I miss mine dearly and think about her all the time.

I’m sorry. No roast. Prayers for you and your family.

Hey, so sorry for your loss, but self hurt doesn’t warranted a better outcome for you, things will get better overtime.

Roasting you is pointless because angels don't burn. (Sorry for your loss my best wishes)

Definitely can't roast you, I lost My Dad years ago. It sucks, just remember to find reasons to smile.

I'm not that fucked up, I am sorry about your mother. It does get easier. I promise.

First time I actually would appreciate seeing someone’s pronouns

Mouth down you look like a cool dude.

What kinda grief does one go through to the point they need to be roasted? Hope ur doing ok buddy

If I was your mom I would rather be dead than have a horse face daughter too

Horse walks into a bar, bartender says why the long face, then says its mom died two weeks ago

Gorgeous, man, woman, it, whatever. Condolences on your mom.

I thought you posted the picture of your mom's corpse.