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So sorry for your loss prayers to you
As someone who also lost his mom (a little over a year ago), I cannot roast you here today. I’m very sorry for your loss.
Well at least she had a son..
U look abit dusty don't u sweetheart
Perfect mugshot, you can not blame your mother now... so who you blaming the shooting on???
No obstacles in the way of playing pool on that shirt.
You didn't ask for the 2 for 1 special?
Allanis Bore-issette
Good thing you look like your dad.
Cremate your walmart clothes, too.
So you’re who Michael Jackson was talking about when he said “hehe”
You like Slash’s bastard son
Ladies & Gentlemen Body Ahhh
Why the long face?
First of all, I can’t tell you how sorry I am for your loss. I can’t “roast you”. I can only urge you to comb your hair put some real clothes on and get a hold of a psychiatrist STAT! Love always, Mom.
If she left that means she doesn’t want you to join her.
So sorry
At least she's not around to be disappointed in you anymore.
Sorry to hear about your mom! You’re not ugly
I will not.
Your legs are so skinny it can even last a millisecond in a cowgirl position
The only person that's going to find you attractive is matthew broderick. He loves horses and is just gay enough.
Norman bates situation wearing your dead mom’s clothes
Apparently Steven Tyler is making a comeback
If Glenn Danzig transitioned as a teenager.
You look like a human version of Bojack Horseman, have you gotten a free churro yet?
Did you inherit that roomba? That would be looking on the brightside
Somebody ate your previous legs and just left the bone. And now there your legs right now
No.
Too soon
Oh hey Richard Ramirez
I can't tell if this thing is transitioning into a girl or guy, I'm as confused as it's sexuality is
You look like you’ve been stuffed and propped by a bad taxidermist
I'll penis you to death so you can join her
Aw you’re wearing her clothes because you miss her?
((Hugs)). I’m sorry.
Sorry for your loss, but to be fair, any place away from you is a better place
So sorry about your loss, but it looks like you accidentally posted a photo of your dead mother.
If Arnold Schwarzenegger was trans and scared of lifting weights
bet that roomba came in handy, to sweep up your mom and your remaining self esteem… breakdown, rebuild stronger brotha
Peter Steele .. my favorite lead singer.
Y'all need to stop doing this, now I feel guilty asking you how Camp Arawak was.
Write a song, join a band, bring back 80s rock ballads
You’d look great with a mullet
Oh shit I didn't know they were remaking Sleepaway Camp!
You look like you auditioned for the Brady bunch and got declined
The brake drugs seem to be working
Dude you got the horse face lol
You look like you been dead for 10 years already
I can't tell which way your transition is going.
Good luck in the big game tonight.
Sorry for your loss. May you find peace.
Hmmm. Looks like the only way she could get you to move out was to die..
I’m sure she’s in a much better place now…away from you
Sorry about your mom. Hopefully she left you some money to buy some clothes.
there’s no way you’re a boy
You look like you where to get the best bootleg estrogen
Thank God you put M next to 19, F might have worked too. As a matter of fact, NB suits you.
You look like the middle picture of a horse animorph.
She's in a better place now. That better place is away form you.
Why aren’t you marked as 19f?
How do loose jeans have camel toe?
So she is survived by her 19 year old daughter?
They put the wrong one in the casket.
Do you enjoy being the lead singer for Type O Negative?
You look like Chuck Shouldiner from Death if he was transgender. But he died too.
Your a male how many people are trans 💀💀
Were you in The Ring?
At least you got the Sleepaway Camp money to keep you afloat.
You’re a very pretty man
like-Mother Like-Daughter
You kiss your mother with that mouth? Oh oops wait I forgot....
Do you identify as your sister?
Why the long face?
No roast. Sorry for your loss. Losing a parent is horrible.
I’ve seen more curves on the lumber at Home Depot. But at least the transition is going ok.
Take care brother ✌🏼🤓
Why would you do this ?
Loved you as Derek Smalls in Spinal Tap
Well, it can't get any worse. Your mom can only die once. (From experience).
No way Young Lady ! Stop the madness !!
I'll cremate u
Hugs ❤️ Long haired men deserve compassion too.
I'll creamate u
Sorry for your loss OP. And if you do get cremated, at least your robot vacuum will be able to pick up your ashes
I’m so sorry for your loss.
No. Sorry for your loss.
Sorry for your lost. My sincerest condolences.
So sorry for your loss.
I can't do it. Hang in there.
You've got your mother's dead eyes.
You've got a face only a mother could love.
I am sorry to hear about your mom.
Are you a chick or the kid from dazed and confused?
I almost jerked off to this
Ngl you look cute
My condolences 😞🙏
No need to use your mom's clothes, just get your own
There are time when we relish roasting folks...other time we want you to know that we love you and will be praying for you.
Sorry 😢

So sorry for your loss prayers to you

As someone who also lost his mom (a little over a year ago), I cannot roast you here today. I’m very sorry for your loss.

Well at least she had a son..

U look abit dusty don't u sweetheart

Perfect mugshot, you can not blame your mother now... so who you blaming the shooting on???

No obstacles in the way of playing pool on that shirt.

You didn't ask for the 2 for 1 special?

Allanis Bore-issette

Good thing you look like your dad.

Cremate your walmart clothes, too.

So you’re who Michael Jackson was talking about when he said “hehe”

You like Slash’s bastard son

Ladies & Gentlemen Body Ahhh

Why the long face?

First of all, I can’t tell you how sorry I am for your loss. I can’t “roast you”. I can only urge you to comb your hair put some real clothes on and get a hold of a psychiatrist STAT! Love always, Mom.

If she left that means she doesn’t want you to join her.

So sorry

At least she's not around to be disappointed in you anymore.

Sorry to hear about your mom! You’re not ugly

I will not.

Your legs are so skinny it can even last a millisecond in a cowgirl position

The only person that's going to find you attractive is matthew broderick. He loves horses and is just gay enough.

Norman bates situation wearing your dead mom’s clothes

Apparently Steven Tyler is making a comeback

If Glenn Danzig transitioned as a teenager.

You look like a human version of Bojack Horseman, have you gotten a free churro yet?

Did you inherit that roomba? That would be looking on the brightside

Somebody ate your previous legs and just left the bone. And now there your legs right now

No.

Too soon

Oh hey Richard Ramirez

I can't tell if this thing is transitioning into a girl or guy, I'm as confused as it's sexuality is

You look like you’ve been stuffed and propped by a bad taxidermist

I'll penis you to death so you can join her

Aw you’re wearing her clothes because you miss her?

((Hugs)). I’m sorry.

Sorry for your loss, but to be fair, any place away from you is a better place

So sorry about your loss, but it looks like you accidentally posted a photo of your dead mother.

If Arnold Schwarzenegger was trans and scared of lifting weights

bet that roomba came in handy, to sweep up your mom and your remaining self esteem… breakdown, rebuild stronger brotha

Peter Steele .. my favorite lead singer.

Y'all need to stop doing this, now I feel guilty asking you how Camp Arawak was.

Write a song, join a band, bring back 80s rock ballads

You’d look great with a mullet

Oh shit I didn't know they were remaking Sleepaway Camp!

You look like you auditioned for the Brady bunch and got declined

The brake drugs seem to be working

Dude you got the horse face lol

You look like you been dead for 10 years already

I can't tell which way your transition is going.

Good luck in the big game tonight.

Sorry for your loss. May you find peace.

Hmmm. Looks like the only way she could get you to move out was to die..

I’m sure she’s in a much better place now…away from you

Sorry about your mom. Hopefully she left you some money to buy some clothes.

there’s no way you’re a boy

You look like you where to get the best bootleg estrogen

Thank God you put M next to 19, F might have worked too. As a matter of fact, NB suits you.

You look like the middle picture of a horse animorph.

She's in a better place now. That better place is away form you.

Why aren’t you marked as 19f?

How do loose jeans have camel toe?

So she is survived by her 19 year old daughter?

They put the wrong one in the casket.

Do you enjoy being the lead singer for Type O Negative?

You look like Chuck Shouldiner from Death if he was transgender. But he died too.

Your a male how many people are trans 💀💀

Were you in The Ring?

At least you got the Sleepaway Camp money to keep you afloat.

You’re a very pretty man

like-Mother Like-Daughter

You kiss your mother with that mouth? Oh oops wait I forgot....

Do you identify as your sister?

Why the long face?

No roast. Sorry for your loss. Losing a parent is horrible.

I’ve seen more curves on the lumber at Home Depot. But at least the transition is going ok.

Take care brother ✌🏼🤓

Why would you do this ?

Loved you as Derek Smalls in Spinal Tap

Well, it can't get any worse. Your mom can only die once. (From experience).

No way Young Lady ! Stop the madness !!

I'll cremate u

*Hugs* ❤️ Long haired men deserve compassion too.

I'll creamate u

Sorry for your loss OP. And if you do get cremated, at least your robot vacuum will be able to pick up your ashes

I’m so sorry for your loss.

No. Sorry for your loss.

Sorry for your lost. My sincerest condolences.

So sorry for your loss.

I can't do it. Hang in there.

You've got your mother's dead eyes.

You've got a face only a mother could love.

I am sorry to hear about your mom.

Are you a chick or the kid from dazed and confused?

I almost jerked off to this

Ngl you look cute

My condolences 😞🙏

No need to use your mom's clothes, just get your own

There are time when we relish roasting folks...other time we want you to know that we love you and will be praying for you.

Sorry 😢