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Sid the sloth ass eyes.
If insomnia was a person
Come back to Reddit to ask that question again when you turn 12 years old... ..
Eyes in different zip codes
Your eyes are drifting apart apparently.
On the 3rd pic you’re to ugly to be eating that dish
Looks like you could smell colors
U look like a beluga whale as a person.i don’t even mean weight or anything i just mean the shape of ur face.it genuinely looks like what i think a beluga whale would look like
ugot jiz on ur clothes
What is that on ur pants
What’s that on your pants … grandads ashes? Hey … I get it sometimes u need a late night snack.
It took about 10 seconds to scroll past that enormous forehead
You could probably write everyone of these comments on your forehead
You look like the little girl from hereditary
Reverse cowgirl is illegal in Alabama, for this reason. You turn your back on family then this happens.
Isn't it past your bedtime?
That would be a waste of time
When did you transition?
I thought glasses were supposed to make your nose look smaller not the other way around.
What area code do you have to dial to reach your nose?
Meg?
A downvote
I feel like they will just ask for the manager of Reddit if I said anything. I give props on saving that kid in ice age.
The hills have eyes
You look like Tom hanks big toe
Family totem pole, one member on top of the other
You’re a very handsome young man.
Goblin ahh nose
Chernobyl had one survivor... imparately. You look like a Blob fish and an ugly human had a baby.
Cute kid
Buttered toast, Eddie!
Loved you in the last of us
What hair 😍
Your dad is definitely your brother
I would but I don't want to get on the Goblin Kings bad side.
Bro is gonna need a 24 and me for how fucked yo that family circle is
The second image really looks like the 🧍‍♀️
Your cheeks (on your face) are too round.
You look beautiful
You would make a good reindeer
Lose the green hair. Get some smaller glasses. Keep the nose. It will be sexy and You'll be fine.
You’re cute don’t listen to the incels :)
LOL You look stoned the photo with the paper.
Why would you post that last picture? Take that off the internet
It’s like you’re 3 cats in a trench coat, except you’re like 5 of those fish blobs with human faces
Did someone use photoshop spot healing on your eyebrows?
you look like you're from nebraska
Smash.
The ground is warming up so I made it back to the surface meep meep
Your hair is so green… that’s it
You look like you crochet the coziest sweaters. Crocheting is for dorks. (I also crochet).
When you hate your white privilege and think your brother can get pregnant.
You look 10
Did you file a police report about the stolen eyebrows and mustache off your novelty glasses?
Gimme your gd sock already, Dobbie
even Britan doesn't want to invade you
Hopefully some is old enough to get this... Are you Kira from "The Dark Crystal"?
you stink at fortnite 😎 (sorry if I hurt your feelings)
None needed, you're pretty, only thing I say is let go of the dye
Nice wig dude
Are you Jewish?
Looks like you're trying to show us a journey to become a goblin.
I’d hit you with my truck if I could
Left eye begging your right eye not to leave yet
You look like if shreck and the avart have a child and it would be you
Avatar: The last airbender
Judging by that nose I would say you’ve already been hit by some shots
Your go-to line is, "Do the thug shake"
You look like you already got a good right hook shot to the face with he ugly gloves
I feel like you nose a lot
My best shot? How about a 50 cal?
Either your mom drank during pregnancy or your parents are siblings.
You need surgery On your hair!!! Please just go back to the normal color Otherwise u actually have potential
"If you do cocaine I bet all your friends be mad as hell at you"
Sid the sloth? Is that you? Where's Manny??
How many versions of Hereditary are we doing here.
Fuck me it's Jimmy savilles love child. Menacing eyes too like Ted Bundy 😂
That’s not a forehead, that’s a five head.
You look like Greta Thunberg's unwanted sister.
You look like a trans inbred liberal.
Look like the guy from up 😂
Id say Elmer Fudd is your doppleganger, but I wouldn’t want to offend him
You look like an acconplished person 👍
This is r/roast me, not auditions for love on the spectrum
Why tf are your eyes running away from your nose
You’re the kind of girl that looks better in a glory hole booth
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) just add green hair
I feel like you already nose what’s roast is coming you could’ve smelled this from a mile away I feel
Looks like you’ve told a lie in every other picture.
You look like the kind of mechanic to ask a cover “would you like full service today, and I don’t mean on your car”! XD ;p
It's really hard to roast a twelve-year-old.
Live action Sid the sloth lookin ass
You guys are really going for the low hanging fruit here...with that said jesus Christ i have never seen eyes like that the printer must have broken mid printing
Must be weird knowing your parents are siblings
Wasn't she in Ice Age?
U look like a poison ivy plant
God already set your life's difficulty to expert with that vegeta hairline
Looks like your dad already did
You look like if that one smart kid from polar express was trans

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Sid the sloth ass eyes.

If insomnia was a person

Come back to Reddit to ask that question again when you turn 12 years old... ..

Eyes in different zip codes

Your eyes are drifting apart apparently.

On the 3rd pic you’re to ugly to be eating that dish

Looks like you could smell colors

U look like a beluga whale as a person.i don’t even mean weight or anything i just mean the shape of ur face.it genuinely looks like what i think a beluga whale would look like

ugot jiz on ur clothes

What is that on ur pants

What’s that on your pants … grandads ashes? Hey … I get it sometimes u need a late night snack.

It took about 10 seconds to scroll past that enormous forehead

You could probably write everyone of these comments on your forehead

You look like the little girl from hereditary

Reverse cowgirl is illegal in Alabama, for this reason. You turn your back on family then this happens.

Isn't it past your bedtime?

That would be a waste of time

When did you transition?

I thought glasses were supposed to make your nose look smaller not the other way around.

What area code do you have to dial to reach your nose?

Meg?

A downvote

I feel like they will just ask for the manager of Reddit if I said anything. I give props on saving that kid in ice age.

The hills have eyes

You look like Tom hanks big toe

Family totem pole, one member on top of the other

You’re a very handsome young man.

Goblin ahh nose

Chernobyl had one survivor... imparately. You look like a Blob fish and an ugly human had a baby.

Cute kid

Buttered toast, Eddie!

Loved you in the last of us

What hair 😍

Your dad is definitely your brother

I would but I don't want to get on the Goblin Kings bad side.

Bro is gonna need a 24 and me for how fucked yo that family circle is

The second image really looks like the 🧍‍♀️

Your cheeks (on your face) are too round.

You look beautiful

You would make a good reindeer

Lose the green hair. Get some smaller glasses. Keep the nose. It will be sexy and You'll be fine.

You’re cute don’t listen to the incels :)

LOL You look stoned the photo with the paper.

Why would you post that last picture? Take that off the internet

It’s like you’re 3 cats in a trench coat, except you’re like 5 of those fish blobs with human faces

Did someone use photoshop spot healing on your eyebrows?

you look like you're from nebraska

Smash.

The ground is warming up so I made it back to the surface meep meep

Your hair is so green… that’s it

You look like you crochet the coziest sweaters. Crocheting is for dorks. (I also crochet).

When you hate your white privilege and think your brother can get pregnant.

You look 10

Did you file a police report about the stolen eyebrows and mustache off your novelty glasses?

Gimme your gd sock already, Dobbie

even Britan doesn't want to invade you

Hopefully some is old enough to get this... Are you Kira from "The Dark Crystal"?

you stink at fortnite 😎 (sorry if I hurt your feelings)

None needed, you're pretty, only thing I say is let go of the dye

Nice wig dude

Are you Jewish?

Looks like you're trying to show us a journey to become a goblin.

I’d hit you with my truck if I could

Left eye begging your right eye not to leave yet

You look like if shreck and the avart have a child and it would be you

Avatar: The last airbender

Judging by that nose I would say you’ve already been hit by some shots

Your go-to line is, "Do the thug shake"

You look like you already got a good right hook shot to the face with he ugly gloves

I feel like you nose a lot

My best shot? How about a 50 cal?

Either your mom drank during pregnancy or your parents are siblings.

You need surgery On your hair!!! Please just go back to the normal color Otherwise u actually have potential

"If you do cocaine I bet all your friends be mad as hell at you"

Sid the sloth? Is that you? Where's Manny??

How many versions of Hereditary are we doing here.

Fuck me it's Jimmy savilles love child. Menacing eyes too like Ted Bundy 😂

That’s not a forehead, that’s a five head.

You look like Greta Thunberg's unwanted sister.

You look like a trans inbred liberal.

Look like the guy from up 😂

Id say Elmer Fudd is your doppleganger, but I wouldn’t want to offend him

You look like an acconplished person 👍

This is r/roast me, not auditions for love on the spectrum

Why tf are your eyes running away from your nose

You’re the kind of girl that looks better in a glory hole booth

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) just add green hair

I feel like you already nose what’s roast is coming you could’ve smelled this from a mile away I feel

Looks like you’ve told a lie in every other picture.

You look like the kind of mechanic to ask a cover “would you like full service today, and I don’t mean on your car”! XD ;p

It's really hard to roast a twelve-year-old.

Live action Sid the sloth lookin ass

You guys are really going for the low hanging fruit here...with that said jesus Christ i have never seen eyes like that the printer must have broken mid printing

Must be weird knowing your parents are siblings

Wasn't she in Ice Age?

U look like a poison ivy plant

God already set your life's difficulty to expert with that vegeta hairline

Looks like your dad already did

You look like if that one smart kid from polar express was trans