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Homie ima be real, when they tell you to go high when people go low... that doesn't mean you get high.
You look like Weird Al had a love child with a pile of donated clothes from Goodwill.
Nah, you look happy. Why ruin it.
He looks like she ran out of money midway through transitioning...
“Funny” girl that still quotes memes and vines from 2016
Was the third photo shot at Harvard?
You look like you posted a black square
Buy a letter opener you freakin savage
You look like a liberal
Roast you? Worst I can say is maybe a cool haircut and an outfit with some pizzazz and character. Other than that your pretty cute, no homo. You got the look that the right hair and outfit can cause a glow up. Other thing, don't tell reddit to roast you. I'm giving you an honest but not mean answer. Are you attractive? Yeah, I'd say so. Is there stuff you could easily do to improve your level? Yeah, sure. Should you take any such action because of what me or 20k other ppl think? I hope that you would not except for fun sometimes maybe.
Eat the damn ice cream before the candle melts it!
you look like the type of person who has always been extremely privileged, hasn’t ever really faced adversity in their life in any way, and then claims to be trans or nonbinary just because you have self worth issues and sometimes you like the 90’s grunge aesthetic. (but mostly because it’s easy to put together and most days you don’t have the confidence to do much else.) honorable mention: you look like somebody who likes hozier because you think he’s this deep, poetic savant without realizing that he’s just jerking it and pandering to you in a blatantly obvious (and disingenuous) way.
You look like you are vegan… are you vegan?
Undiagnosed autism in 6 pictures.
If by “snowflake” you mean “white as hell”, you’re not wrong.
Ia that your picture on the milk box
All i can say is, autism.
You definitely use lemons as deodorant.
Id hit
Dumb lookin ah. U got the genes of someone who definitely churned butter in the past.
Your face sais..eco..lesbian..vegan.global warming..conspiracy Clothes say you got no style.
I'd have fallen in love with you 20 years ago but kept it to myself
You look like you're too scared to ask for extra ketchup
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You need to get on incestry.com and trace your family shrub
If Millhouse was a girl.
You look like you're about to sell me 32 sticks for an emerald
Looks like you’re wearing those comical fake glasses with the big ass nose to disguise yourself in that last pic 💀💀
I’m sorry you lost your fight with that electrical pole in “Hereditary.”
Look like a microwaved muppet
When did your eyes have an argument?
The nose maybe in Nebraska but the eyes surely are closer to the coast.
You look like the girl that bit ppl in high school
Now that’s a sloth
You look like your dad fucked a blobfish and you were the unfortunate result.
The only reason I find you cute is because I am blind and into black girls!
You look like you'd put out for microwave dino nuggets and 3 year old pack of chick fil a sauce.
Looks like your Dad hit you between the eyes with his best shot while you were still in the womb.
You look like sid the sloth from ice age
Oh my God Barbra Streisand has a great great grandaughter
Why roast you further when you already look pretty fried?
I’d say to start working on your onlyfans content, but honestly I don’t think you’ll get the views
Hopefully you live on some remote farm just east of North Platte Nebraska because no one should have to look at that face in public.
This is why you don’t drink while pregnant people!
How do you look 14 and 82 at the same time with glasses on?
Now this is not to be mean, but honest. You seriously look like you have a goiter (swollen thyroid). Next time you go to the doctor, have him check it out. If you're having any issues. Look up symptoms to Hashimotos, Graves disease or hypothyroidism, hyperthyroidism.
I was once in an airplane, and the pilot announced that everyone should look out both the left and right windows. He told the people in the middle that they were missing nothing, and that was because we were over Nebraska. You've suffered enough. I'll leave you alone.
You look like a thirty year old mom with progeria
If seasonal depression was a person
Looks like you just woke up from laying in the middle of a freeway during some progressive protest
I did a charity fundraiser recently that I think may have paid for the bus that collects you from home. Glad to see that didn’t go to waste
Shouldn’t you be digging a tunnel in my backyard under the lawn?
You look like if steamed unseasoned vegetables were a person
This girl doesn't even look old enough to be in this sub.
It's the Cannabis Fairy!
Your nose is 18 a week before you
No roast, but truly: How is your brain strong enough to send a signal to both your East and West eye at the same time?
👁️👄👁️
You look like Layne Staley
Your green hair is a sign of mental stability and not a red flag. Lol.
By the looks of the second pic, looks like someone’s already gave you their best shot
Gypsy Rose is that you?
This is what I imagine a female garden gnome looks like
If i could put a picture to the word depression
Good god, looking at you is depressing and exhausting. Armies could airdrop photos of you on their enemies and remove their energy and morale overnight.
You look like the blob fish. It's kind of uncanny.
Bob's Burgers character.
Sid the sooths home with all of the extra chromie
👁 👁 👃 👄
Looking like a character from Doug wtf!!
Finally a woman who actually posted a pic of herself without makeup. Your hair matches your sweater. And that's not a good thing.
Nanny McPhee lookin ass
Probs a liberal
You look like my son
It looks like you came out roasted, what more do you want?
You look like a jew
Poster child for "missing child" and "autism"
Your hairline goes back to 1990 teenage mutant ninja turtles
would you like an emerald?
Would rather hit you with a wooden stick!
No need to roast you, life owned you already enough
That the chick from hereditary?.. atleast she gives good head
If you were a pastry you wouldn't even make it as a plain brown donut, in fact, you're just a plain bagel.
You’ll be taking shots in humiliation porn soon enough
Behold! The rare female incel!
You are a walking green haired fetus
you be looking like a garden gnome and Gollem had a child and threw it down the stairs
Jesus you could land a 747 on that 8 head
You look like an elf, and we know they age well could be 100+
You look like you would be convicted of murder if you ever played peek-a-boo with babies.
You look like if Stanley Kubrik took another stab at a movie with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman called, "Eyes Wide... Apart."
The grinch if he went by they/them
Somebody already hit you with the two piece combo according to that nose
She definitely JUST uses the first 2 pix on Plenty Of Fish in 10 years
How does the fat relocate itself to a new position in each photograph
Meg Sheeran
You'd save makeup artists so much money on the hobbit
mclovin twin sister
Nah honestly she needs to get plastic surgery
Go dawgs....cornhuskers suck....hope I didn't make you cry

Homie ima be real, when they tell you to go high when people go low... that doesn't mean you get high.

You look like Weird Al had a love child with a pile of donated clothes from Goodwill.

Nah, you look happy. Why ruin it.

He looks like she ran out of money midway through transitioning...

“Funny” girl that still quotes memes and vines from 2016

Was the third photo shot at Harvard?

You look like you posted a black square

Buy a letter opener you freakin savage

You look like a liberal

Roast you? Worst I can say is maybe a cool haircut and an outfit with some pizzazz and character. Other than that your pretty cute, no homo. You got the look that the right hair and outfit can cause a glow up. Other thing, don't tell reddit to roast you. I'm giving you an honest but not mean answer. Are you attractive? Yeah, I'd say so. Is there stuff you could easily do to improve your level? Yeah, sure. Should you take any such action because of what me or 20k other ppl think? I hope that you would not except for fun sometimes maybe.

Eat the damn ice cream before the candle melts it!

you look like the type of person who has always been extremely privileged, hasn’t ever really faced adversity in their life in any way, and then claims to be trans or nonbinary just because you have self worth issues and sometimes you like the 90’s grunge aesthetic. (but mostly because it’s easy to put together and most days you don’t have the confidence to do much else.) honorable mention: you look like somebody who likes hozier because you think he’s this deep, poetic savant without realizing that he’s just jerking it and pandering to you in a blatantly obvious (and disingenuous) way.

You look like you are vegan… are you vegan?

Undiagnosed autism in 6 pictures.

If by “snowflake” you mean “white as hell”, you’re not wrong.

Ia that your picture on the milk box

All i can say is, autism.

You definitely use lemons as deodorant.

Id hit

Dumb lookin ah. U got the genes of someone who definitely churned butter in the past.

Your face sais..eco..lesbian..vegan.global warming..conspiracy Clothes say you got no style.

I'd have fallen in love with you 20 years ago but kept it to myself

You look like you're too scared to ask for extra ketchup

comment

You need to get on incestry.com and trace your family shrub

If Millhouse was a girl.

You look like you're about to sell me 32 sticks for an emerald

Looks like you’re wearing those comical fake glasses with the big ass nose to disguise yourself in that last pic 💀💀

I’m sorry you lost your fight with that electrical pole in “Hereditary.”

Look like a microwaved muppet

When did your eyes have an argument?

The nose maybe in Nebraska but the eyes surely are closer to the coast.

You look like the girl that bit ppl in high school

Now that’s a sloth

You look like your dad fucked a blobfish and you were the unfortunate result.

The only reason I find you cute is because I am blind and into black girls!

You look like you'd put out for microwave dino nuggets and 3 year old pack of chick fil a sauce.

Looks like your Dad hit you between the eyes with his best shot while you were still in the womb.

You look like sid the sloth from ice age

Oh my God Barbra Streisand has a great great grandaughter

Why roast you further when you already look pretty fried?

I’d say to start working on your onlyfans content, but honestly I don’t think you’ll get the views

Hopefully you live on some remote farm just east of North Platte Nebraska because no one should have to look at that face in public.

This is why you don’t drink while pregnant people!

How do you look 14 and 82 at the same time with glasses on?

Now this is not to be mean, but honest. You seriously look like you have a goiter (swollen thyroid). Next time you go to the doctor, have him check it out. If you're having any issues. Look up symptoms to Hashimotos, Graves disease or hypothyroidism, hyperthyroidism.

I was once in an airplane, and the pilot announced that everyone should look out both the left and right windows. He told the people in the middle that they were missing nothing, and that was because we were over Nebraska. You've suffered enough. I'll leave you alone.

You look like a thirty year old mom with progeria

If seasonal depression was a person

Looks like you just woke up from laying in the middle of a freeway during some progressive protest

I did a charity fundraiser recently that I think may have paid for the bus that collects you from home. Glad to see that didn’t go to waste

Shouldn’t you be digging a tunnel in my backyard under the lawn?

You look like if steamed unseasoned vegetables were a person

This girl doesn't even look old enough to be in this sub.

It's the Cannabis Fairy!

Your nose is 18 a week before you

No roast, but truly: How is your brain strong enough to send a signal to both your East and West eye at the same time?

👁️👄👁️

You look like Layne Staley

Your green hair is a sign of mental stability and not a red flag. Lol.

By the looks of the second pic, looks like someone’s already gave you their best shot

Gypsy Rose is that you?

This is what I imagine a female garden gnome looks like

If i could put a picture to the word depression

Good god, looking at you is depressing and exhausting. Armies could airdrop photos of you on their enemies and remove their energy and morale overnight.

You look like the blob fish. It's kind of uncanny.

Bob's Burgers character.

Sid the sooths home with all of the extra chromie

👁 👁 👃 👄

Looking like a character from Doug wtf!!

Finally a woman who actually posted a pic of herself without makeup. Your hair matches your sweater. And that's not a good thing.

Nanny McPhee lookin ass

Probs a liberal

You look like my son

It looks like you came out roasted, what more do you want?

You look like a jew

Poster child for "missing child" and "autism"

Your hairline goes back to 1990 teenage mutant ninja turtles

would you like an emerald?

Would rather hit you with a wooden stick!

No need to roast you, life owned you already enough

That the chick from hereditary?.. atleast she gives good head

If you were a pastry you wouldn't even make it as a plain brown donut, in fact, you're just a plain bagel.

You’ll be taking shots in humiliation porn soon enough

Behold! The rare female incel!

You are a walking green haired fetus

you be looking like a garden gnome and Gollem had a child and threw it down the stairs

Jesus you could land a 747 on that 8 head

You look like an elf, and we know they age well could be 100+

You look like you would be convicted of murder if you ever played peek-a-boo with babies.

You look like if Stanley Kubrik took another stab at a movie with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman called, "Eyes Wide... Apart."

The grinch if he went by they/them

Somebody already hit you with the two piece combo according to that nose

She definitely JUST uses the first 2 pix on Plenty Of Fish in 10 years

How does the fat relocate itself to a new position in each photograph

Meg Sheeran

You'd save makeup artists so much money on the hobbit

mclovin twin sister

Nah honestly she needs to get plastic surgery

Go dawgs....cornhuskers suck....hope I didn't make you cry