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"Hey, do me a favor and take Table 7?" "You mean, the one with my 118-pound rock-hard stud of a fiancé who's prone to canker sores and pinkeye?" "I prefer to look at it as the one with my ex-boyfriend and his gorgeous, successful girlfriend who makes me feel like a toothless Okie." "Do you want me to spill hot soup on her?" "Please, you're not that kind of person." "I know." "But if she orders something low-fat, I'll totally give her the full-fat version." "That's my water." " What?" " My water, you're drinking it." "Dear Lord." " Have you been drinking it?" " Yes, it's my water." "Well, that's it then." "I'm dead." "Here we go." "I'm sorry, do I need to connect the dots for you?" "The backwash into this glass is every pathogen that calls your mouth "home sweet home."" "Not to mention the visitors who arrive on the tongue of your subtropical girlfriend." "Hey, that's my sister and my country you're talking about." "Leonard may have defiled one but I won't have you talking smack about the other." " You guys ready to order?" " Yes." "I'd like a seven-day course of penicillin some syrup of ipecac to induce vomiting and a mint." " I don't understand." " He drank from Leonard's glass." ""He drank from Leonard's glass."" "The words they'll be carving into my tombstone." " That's actually my napkin." " Oh, this is a nightmare." "Where are you going?" "To the bar to sterilize my mouth with alcohol." "Gangway, dead man walking." "All right, here we go." "Two lemonades one iced tea and a root beer for Priya." " Is it diet?" " That's what you ordered." "Thank you." "Hey, have you and Howard started planning your wedding yet?" "Yeah." "We're thinking of having it on a cliff overlooking the ocean." "Nothing soothes those pre-wedding jitters like the thought of falling and drowning." "What'd your mother say when you told her?" "He hasn't told her yet." "He's waiting for the right time." "I was thinking of weaving it into her eulogy." "Howard, you've got to tell your mother." "Have you told your parents you're dating this short glass of skimmed milk yet?" "That's different." "First of all, we're not engaged and second, Indian parents are very protective of their children." "Right." "Whereas Jewish mothers take a casual la-di-da approach to their sons." "I gargled with tequila and may have swallowed a teeny bit." " You all right?" " Fine." "Thank you for asking." "I love you so much." "Fire demon." "Fire demon." "Sheldon's turning up the heat." "Troll master." "Check it, Howard pulls one out from under the bridge." "Nice." "Water nymph." "Oh, yeah, she's got puddles in all the right places." "Could you please play the game without commenting on every card?" "Sorry." "Walking tree." " Last one." " I'm taking a stroll and sporting wood." " Okay, the eagle has landed." " What's going on?" "Bernadette and my mother are having a get-to-know-you lunch at the deli." "That sounds lovely." "Hope so." "Course, if history is any indication my mother will swallow her whole and spit out her bones like an owl." " Have you met Bernadette's parents?" " You mean Adolf and Eva?" "Not yet." "One goose step at a time." "Sheldon, that's my water." "Oh, dear Lord." "That's not your water." "I know." "Where's the mouthwash?" "Where indeed." "Ma, I'm home!" " Where are you?" " I'm in the toilet!" "So how'd it go?" "Too soon to say, I'm not done yet!" "No, I mean lunch today with Bernadette." "Oh!" "I had a pastrami sandwich." "She had eggplant lasagna." "Like that's what a person orders in a Jewish deli." "Besides food, did you get along?" " Did you talk?" " Oh, sure." "Did you know she's going to school to become a microbiologist?" "No, she never mentioned it." "I bet she did and you didn't listen." "Yeah, that's probably it." "What do you think?" "Do you like her?" "I mean, she's great, huh?" "She's a lovely girl." "Cute as a button." "That's good to hear because I've got some news." "I hope it's good news because I've got nothing but disappointment in here." "Bernadette and I are getting married." "Ma?" "You too busy bearing down?" "Ma?" "Oh, my God." "Ma?" "Ma?" "Stand back, I'm gonna break the door down." "Son of a bitch." "Ma, help." " Hey." " Hello." "I haven't seen you in a while." "How's it going?" "Other than waiting out the exponential growth period of the virulent organisms trooping through my microvilli into my circulatory system, hunky-dory." "Did I say something amusing?" "I don't know, maybe." "I have no idea what you said." "So your mirth is merely a discharge of nervous energy with no semantic content at all?" "My "mirth." Classic." "Is there a station coming up where I can board your giggling train of thought?" "It's not a big deal." "It's just ever since Leonard's been dating Raj's sister I've had to keep my distance." "I don't get to hear all your jibber jabber." "Jibber jabber?" "I don't jibber jabber." "What are you doing at work these days?" "Oh." "I'm working on time-dependent backgrounds in string theory." "Specifically, quantum field theory in D-dimensional de Sitter space." "Come on, even you have to admit that's jibber jabber." "Interesting." "Do you know where the phrase "jibber jabber" comes from?" "Oh, my God." "You're about to jibber jabber about jibber jabber." "Howard and his mother are at the hospital." " Oh, my God, what happened?" " I don't know, I just got a text." "Hurry." "Sheldon, let's go." "To a hospital?" "Full of sick people?" "Oh, I don't think so." "Your friend and his mother are there, we're going." "I can't." "Don't tell me you're afraid of germs." "Not all germs." "Just the ones that will kill me." "The same way I'm not afraid of all steak knives." "Just the ones that might be plunged in my thorax." "I'll tell Howard you're more concerned about your own well-being than his." "I would think he would know that." "You know what?" "You are unbelievable." "You buy all these superhero T-shirts but when it's time for you to step up and do the right thing, you just hide in the laundry room." "Fine, I'll go." "Just for the record, my Aunt Ruth died in a hospital." "She went in to visit my uncle Roger, caught something and bit the dust a week later." "The two of them now share a coffee can on my mother's mantel." "So I knocked down the bathroom door, picked up my unconscious mother carried her to the car and drove like a madman to the emergency room." " You're a real hero, Howard." " No, I did what any son would do." "Hang on a second, you picked up your mother?" "Her own legs are barely able to do that." "I was filled with adrenaline." "It happens to be how women lift cars off babies." "Yeah, I'm saying it'd be easier to lift a car." "What can I tell you, after I found the courage to put her pants back on, I was unstoppable." " So how is she?" " They're running tests, I don't know." "It may have been a heart attack or heart-attack-like event." " What's the difference?" " A heart-attack-like event is an event that's like a heart attack." "Thanks for clearing that up." "Regardless, coronary problems are eminently treatable." "What's more likely to kill Howard's mother are the antibiotic-resistant superbugs festering in every nook and cranny of this hospital." "Okay, you're not helping." "Disagree." "Go sit over there." "I'll sit over there." "It looks cleaner." "Is there heart disease in your family?" "My family is the history of heart disease." "There's a cave painting in France of one of my ancestors doing this:" " So it's probably genetic." " Well, maybe." "Mom also had just gotten some news that might have upset her." " What?" " It's not important." "Howard, I'm gonna be your wife, you can share anything with me." "You'd think that, but no." "You told her we were gonna get married and she had a heart attack?" "You can't take that personally." "How else is she supposed to take it?" "What you've gotta keep in mind is that ever since my dad left I've been the whole world to my mother." "I mean, she'd be threatened by any woman who can give me what she can't." "You mean, sexual intercourse?" "Well, when you say it like that, you make it sound creepy." " What happened?" " Howard's mother had a heart attack because I have sex with him and she can't." "Bernie, wait." "I'll give you $1000 if you'll drive me home." "Nice of you to come for Howard." "Well, he's my friend." "It's what you do." "I'm sorry, did I miss something?" "It's just so weird." "Howard Wolowitz is my friend." "You know he tried to stick his tongue down my throat and I broke his nose?" "That's a little easier to believe than he's your friend." "Yeah, tell me about it." "My brother had a group of friends like this in India." "They dressed up in leotards and goggles." "And called themselves the New Delhi Power Rangers." "You mean, when he was little." "Not as little as you'd want him to be." "This stuff is horrible." "Wanna see if we can find real coffee?" "Sure." "We're going to the cafeteria to get some coffee." " You want anything?" " I'm fine." "That's nice that they're getting along." "Your girlfriend and ex-girlfriend hanging out together?" "Oh, yeah, that can only be good for you." " What are you talking about?" " One broke up with you." "Do you really want her telling the other one why?" "I don't care." "I don't have anything to hide." "Good, good." "Then you have nothing to worry about." "No, I do not." "You are a mean little man." "You'd think it'd be because my parents didn't love me but actually, they loved me a great deal." "Bernie, it's not you." " She's just set in her ways." " How can we be together if the thought of us getting married might kill your mother?" "It's the circle of life, sweetie." "One day our son will marry someone and it will kill you." "Howard, I have to go to the bathroom and no one will take me home." " What's wrong with the bathroom here?" " Pneumococcus, streptococcus staphylococcus and other assorted coccuses." "Sheldon, my mother is on her deathbed and my fiancée is grief-stricken over putting her there." "I'm not taking you home." "At least go with me so you can open the door and flush the urinal." "No." "This might be a good time to point out that friendship requires a certain give and take." "Hold the door." "Mr. Wolowitz?" " Is she okay?" " It wasn't a heart attack." "She's awake, she's resting comfortably and we're still running tests." " Can I see her?" " Actually, she said and I quote, she'd like to see "the little Catholic girl first."" "Me?" "Why me?" "Jews have been asking that for centuries." "There's no real good answer." "Okay, well, wish me luck." "Don't worry, you'll be fine." "Let's just hide Mr. Cross." "If it touches her, it burns, so..." "Brought a Catholic girl home to your mother?" "Yeah." "Why don't I write you a prescription for Xanax?" "Finally." "Oh, what fresh hell is this?" "Wait, you can't leave here, you've been exposed." "No, I haven't." "It's all good." "Wanna talk about crazy mothers?" "Leonard's mom wouldn't give him any approval growing up." "Oh, the poor thing." "It makes him desperate to please women." "That's why the foreplay goes on and on." "It does, doesn't it?" "It's like he's trying to win a prize." "A word of advice, don't doze off." "You will never hear the end of it." "Help me!" "Come back!" "Penny!" "There are a couple of things I did with Penny that might be a little silly, but..." "Like what?" "Every once in a while, before we'd go to bed I'd put on a little show for her." "What do you mean "a show"?" "Well, you know, like the way I took my clothes off." "Like to music?" "I'd look pretty stupid if there was no music." "So you'd do a striptease." "Well, I wasn't swinging around a pole." "Good, good." "There was one time I put body glitter on." "I don't think you have to worry about Penny telling my sister." " No, she wouldn't." " Your big problem is me telling her." "You really are a mean little man." "Oh, God, that is so true." "Yeah." "I know, eh?" "Hey, what took you guys so long?" "Oh, we were just chatting." "That's nice." "What about?" "We were just comparing notes about how you are in the sack." " That's funny." " Yeah." "What if she wasn't kidding?" "Doesn't matter." "I'm the king of foreplay." "Hey, how'd it go?" "You're a putz." " You know what that means?" " Yeah." "Do you?" "Your mother just taught it to me." "She thinks she got food poisoning from that deli and she wanted to make sure I was okay." "And are you?" "No, because I'm engaged to a putz." "You let me believe I was the reason she had a heart attack." " Well, based on the available evidence..." " Shut up!" "She said I'm a wonderful girl and you're lucky to have me." "Where are you going?" "To the toilet!" "Is that okay with you?" "Is it just me, or does she sound sexy when she's angry?" "Mountain elf." "He takes the elf from off the shelf." "Hell hounds." "Hell hounds." "Who let the satanic dogs out?" "Who?" "Who?" "Who?" "Colossal serpent." "I got a colossal serpent right here." "Must you?" "Sorry." "I'm just trying to cheer my buddy up." "Rotting zombie." "Sheldon's new Facebook photo." "Zandor, wizard of the north." "Ha!" "I win." "If you skip the part about being under quarantine because you were exposed to a deadly disease, absolutely."

"Opening night" "Opening night" "It's opening night" "It's Max Bialystock's latest show" "Will it flop or will it go?" "The cast is taking its final bow" "Here comes the audience now" "The doors are open They're on their way" "Let's hear what they have to say" "He's done it again He's done it again" "Max Bialystock has done it again" "We can't believe it" "You can't conceive it" "How'd he achieve it?" "It's the worst show in town" "We sat there sighing" "Groaning and crying" "There's no denying" "It's the worst show in town" "Oh, we wanted to stand up and hiss" "We've seen shit But never like this" "Max Bialystock has done it again" "The songs were rotten The book was stinkin'" "What he did to Shakespeare Booth did to Lincoln" "We had this specially made up for Max Bialystock." "We couldn't leave faster" "What a disaster" "We are still in shock" "Who produced this schlock?" "That slimy, sleazy Max Bialystock" "What a bum" "Hello?" "Mr. Bialystock?" "Anybody here?" "Mr. Bialystock?" "Who are you?" "What are you doing here?" "What do you want?" "Speak to me, dummy." "Speak!" "Why don't you speak?" "Scared." "Can't talk." "All right, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Calm down." "Get ahold of yourself." "Come with me." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on, right this way." "Watch your step." "Look, just" "Take a deep breath." "Let it out slowly." "Who are you?" "I am Leopold Bloom." "I'm an accountant." "I'm from Whitehall Marks..." "...and I've come to do your books." "Oh, you have, huh?" "Well, listen" "Who is it?" "Hold Me-Touch Me." "Hold Me-Touch Me." "One of my backers." "Listen, I have to meet with an important investor." "Do me a big favour, go to the bathroom." "But I don't have to go." "Try." "Try." "Think of Niagara Falls." "Be with you in a moment, my darling." "Hold Me-Touch Me." "Where is Hold Me-Touch Me?" "Kiss Me-Feel Me, Clinch Me-Pinch Me Lick Me-Bite Me, Suck Me" "Here she is." "Hold Me-Touch Me." "You know, it worked." "As soon as I pictured Niagara Falls..." "..." "I didn't have any trouble at all" "Back." "Back." "Don't make a sound." "Coming." "Coming." "Hello, gorgeous." "Hold me, touch me." "As soon as I shut the door." "Did you bring the checkie?" "Bialy can't produce plays without checkies." "Here you go." "But first, can we please play a game?" "One dirty little game." "All right, my little sex kitten." "What shall we play?" "The Debutante and the Bricklayer?" "Oh, no." "No." "How about the Rabbi and the Contortionist?" "You like that one, mama, keeps you limber." "I know." "Let's play the Virgin Milkmaid and the Well-Hung Stableboy." "I don't think I have the strength." "...this milk is so heavy." "I'll never reach the house." "You there, well-hung stableboy." "Won't you please help me?" "Of course, my little dairy queen." "First I'll take your milk." "Then I shall take your virginity!" "No!" "No!" "Never!" "Never!" "Yes." "Yes." "Give it to me, well-hung!" "Give it to me." "Darling, wait, I haven't even had coffee yet." "Yes." "Yes, my darling." "Thursday." "Come back Thursday." "I'll send you to the moon Thursday." "I may even join you." "But first, the checkie." "Where's the checkie?" "Come on, come on, find the checkie." "Here you go." "I made it out, like you told me, to the title of the play:" "Cash." "Yes." "That's a funny name for a play, Cash." "Yes, so was The Iceman Cometh." "I'll see you Thursday." "Bye." "Bye." "Bye." "Yes, yes, yes." "You dirty old buzzard." "May I come out of the bathroom now, Mr. Bialystock?" "Yeah, sure." "I'm terribly sorry I caught you..." "...feeling up the old lady." "" Feeling up the old lady."" "Thank you, Mr. Tact." "May I take your coat?" "Oh, thank you." "So you're an accountant, huh?" "Yes, sir." "I am, sir." "Then account for yourself!" "Why are you looking up little old ladies' dresses?" "Bit of a pervert?" "I know what you're thinking." "How dare you condemn me without knowing all the facts." "Mr." "Bialystock, I wasn't condemn" "Shut up!" "I'm having a rhetorical conversation." "Do you know who I used to be?" "Well, yes." "You're Max Bialystock..." "...the king of Broadway." "No, I'm Max Bialy" " That's right." "That's right." "And might I say, Mr. Bialystock" "And please don't take this the wrong way..." "...but you're not just a dirty old man." "Thank you." "Oh, you're also a great Broadway producer." "And there's something about me you should know." "When I was a kid I had the good fortune to be taken to Bialy-Hoos of '42." "Oh, Bialy-Hoos." "Yes." "And I still have the ticket stub." "Oh, look at that." "Yeah." "And ever since, I've had a secret desire to be a Broadway producer." "A secret desire, huh?" "Kid, can I give you some advice?" "Yes, sir." "Keep it a secret." "Do the books, please." "Top drawer, to the left." "Oh, my God." "Will you look at that." "That's it, baby!" "When you got it, flaunt it!" "Flaunt it!" "Mr. Bialystock, may I speak to you a minute?" "A minute?" "Yes." "Just one minute?" "Yes." "Okay." "ln glancing at your books..." "Go!" "You have 58 seconds left." "..." "I noticed that in the column" "You're gonna time it?" "Time is money." "I looked at your books and the columns marked "monies received."" "And I can't make the figures work out." "Forty-eight seconds." "Hurry." "There's a problem with your figures." "Twenty-eight." "Running out of time." "Tick, tock." "Tick, tock." "Tick, tock." "I cannot" "Fifteen seconds." "I cannot" " I can't function." "I cannot function in these conditions." "Five, four, three, two, one." "What?" "This?" "No, it's nothing." "It's nothing." "Well, if it's nothing, then why can't I see it?" "My blanket." "My blue blanket!" "Give me back my blue blanket!" "Give me my blanket!" "Give it to me." "Give it to me." "Give me the blanket." "Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" "Here, here, here." "Don't panic." "Don't panic." "Don't panic." "I...." "I'm sorry." "It's just that I don't like anyone touching my blue blanket." "It's not important, it's a minor compulsion." "I can deal with it if I want to." "But I've had it ever since I was a baby, and I find it very comforting." "I need to lie down for a minute now." "They come here." "They all come here." "How do they find me?" "Hey, kid." "Hey." "Look at this." "How can I help you?" "What's wrong?" "You're gonna jump on me." "What?" "You're gonna jump on me." "I know you're gonna jump on me and squash me like a bug." "Oh, God." "Please, don't jump on me!" "I'm not gonna jump on you!" "I'm not gonna jump on you!" "Get ahold of yourself!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Stop!" "Calm down!" "Don't touch me!" "Don't touch me." "What's the matter now?" "I'm hysterical." "I'm having hysterics." "I can't stop when I get like this." "I can't stop." "I'm hysterical." "I can see that." "All right." "All right, calm down." "I'm coming, I'm coming." "Take it easy." "I'm wet!" "I'm wet." "I'm hysterical and I'm wet!" "I'm in pain." "I'm in pain, I'm wet and I'm still hysterical." "All right, all right." "What can I do?" "You're getting me hysterical." "Move away, you frighten me." "You're too close." "I frighten you?" "Yes, get over there and stop touching" " Move over there!" "Sit down." "I'm sitting, I'm sitting." "You still look angry." "I'm sorry." "How's this?" "Who's my little accountant?" "Who's my little accountant?" "Are you my little accountant?" "Are you my little accountant?" "Are you my little accountant?" "I am." "Yes, you are." "Well, thank you for smiling." "That helped a great deal." "Well, you know what they say:" ""Smile and the world smiles with you."" "This man should be in a straightjacket." "You feeling better?" "Oh, yes, I'm fine now." "Thank you." "Good." "May I speak to you?" "Yes, Prince Myshkin." "What can we do for you?" "Well, this is hardly the time for levity, Mr. Bialystock." "I've discovered a serious error in the accounts of your last show, Funny Boy." "Where?" "What?" "Well, according to the backers list you raised $100,000." "But your show only cost 98,000." "There's 2000 unaccounted for." "I went to a Turkish bath." "Who cares?" "The show was a flop." "Bloom, do me a favour move a few decimal points around." "You can do it, you're an accountant." "You're part of a noble profession." "The word "count" is part of your title." "That's cheating." "It's not cheating." "It's charity." "Bloom you see this stickpin?" "This once held a pearl as big as your eye." "I used to wear handmade Italian shoes, $500 suits." "And look at me now." "Look at me now!" "I'm wearing a cardboard belt." "Bloom, you gotta save me." "I'm reaching out to you." "Don't send me to prison." "Help me." "All right." "All right." "Okay, I'll do it." "Really?" "Yes, I'll do it." "See, $2000 isn't so much." "I'm sure I can hide it someplace." "After all, the irs isn't interested in a show that flopped." "Right." "Good thinking." "You figure it out." "I'm gonna take a little nap." "Now, let's see." "Let's see, if we add up these deductions, we get...." "Carry the three, divide by four...." "Amazing." "It's absolutely amazing, but under the right circumstances a producer could make more money with a flop than he could with a hit." "Yes, it's quite possible. lf he were certain that a show would fail a man could make a fortune." "Yes?" "Yes, what?" "What you were saying." "Keep talking." "What was I saying?" "You were saying that a producer could make more money with a flop than a hit." "Well, yes." "It's quite possible." "You keep saying that, but you don't say how." "Well, it's simply a matter of creative accounting." "Let's assume for a moment that you are a dishonest man." "Assume away." "All right." "When you produced your last show, Funny Boy you raised $2000 more than you needed." "But you could've raised a million put on your $100,000 flop and kept the rest." "But what if my show was a hit?" "Then you would go to jail." "See, rather than 100 percent of the show you would've sold more than 1000 percent." "So if the show's a success, there's no way to pay off the backers." "Get it?" "Got it." "So in order for our scheme to work, we'd have to find a sure-fire flop." ""Our scheme"?" "What scheme?" "What scheme?" "Your scheme, you bloody little genius." "I meant no scheme." "I merely posed a little academic accounting theory." "It was just a thought." "Bloom worlds are turned on such thoughts." "Don't you see, Bloom?" "Darling Bloom, glorious Bloom." "It's so simple." "Step one, we find the worst play ever written." "Step two, we hire the worst director in town." "Step three, I raise 2 million dollars." "Two?" "Yes, one for me, one for you." "There's a lot of little old ladies out there." "Step four, we hire the worst actors in New York and open on Broadway." "And before you can say "step five," we close on Broadway take our 2 million and go to Rio." "Rio?" "That'd never work." "Oh, ye of little faith." "What did Lewis say to Clark When everything looked bleak?" "What did Sir Edmund say to Tenzing" "As they struggled Toward Everest's peak?" "What did Washington say To his troops" "As they crossed the Delaware?" "I'm sure you're well aware" "What'd they say?" "We can do it" "We can do it" "We can do it Me and you" "We can do it" "We can do it" "We can make our dreams come true" "Everything you've ever wanted" "Is just waiting to be had" "Beautiful girls Wearing nothing but pearls" "Caressing you, undressing you And driving you mad" "No." "Bloom." "Bloom, wait a minute, now." "Hear me out." "Just think about it." "Stop!" "We can do it We can do it" "This is not the time to shirk" "We can do it You won't rue it" "Say goodbye to petty clerk" "Hi, producer Yes, producer" "I mean you, sir Go berserk" "We can do it We can do it" "And I know it's gonna work" "What do you say, Bloom?" "What do I say?" "Finally, a chance to be A Broadway producer" "What do I say?" "Finally, a chance to make My dreams come true, sir" "What do I say?" "What do I say?" "Here's what I say to you, sir" "I can't do it I can't do it" "I can't do it That's not me" "I'm a loser I'm a coward" "I'm a chicken Don't you see?" "When it comes to wooing women" "There's a few things that I lack" "Beautiful girls Wearing nothing but pearls" "Chasing me, embracing me I'd have an attack" "Why, you miserable, cowardly, wretched little caterpillar." "Don't you ever wanna become a butterfly?" "Where to?" "Central Park." "Gotta breathe." "Gotta breathe." "We can do it" "Mr." "Bialystock, please stop the song" "You've got me wrong I'll say "so long"" "I'm not as strong a person As you think" "Mr. Bialystock, just take a look I'm not a crook" "Drink champagne, not ginger ale" "I'm a schnook, bottom line is I stink" "Come on, Leo, can't you see-o?" "I can't do it" "You see Rio, I see jail" "Driver, stop." "Here." "We can do it" "I can't do it" "We can do it" "I can't do it" "We can do it" "I can't do it" "We can do it" "I can't do it" "We can do it" "I cannot, cannot, cannot, cannot do it" "'Cause I know it's gonna fail" "Fail?" "How could it miss?" "All you need is a little courage." "Bloom, you know what you are?" "You're like a" "You're like a...." "You're like a fountain waiting to explode and shoot into the sky!" "I'm a fountain?" "Yes, you're a fountain!" "Don't you realize?" "There's a lot more to you than there is to you." "Mr. Bialystock, I'm afraid you've made a terrible error in judgment." "You've mistaken me for someone with a spine." "I'm going back to Whitehall Marks now." "Goodbye forever." "Bloom." "Bloom, wait a minute!" "Bloom." "Think about it." "You'll never get a cab at this hour!" "Bloom." "Oh, Lord." "Dear Lord I want that money!" "Unhappy Unhappy" "Very unhappy" "Unhappy Unhappy" "Very, very, very, very, very Very, very unhappy" "Bloom!" "Where the hell have you been?" "You are six minutes late." "This is an accounting firm not a country club." "You can't come and go as you please." "Yes, Mr. Marks." "Remember, you're a nobody." "A PA." "A public accountant." "And I am a CPA." "A certified public accountant." "A rank a miserable little worm like yourself could never hope to achieve." "Yes, Mr. Marks." "Thank you for speaking to me." "You're welcome." "What are you gawking at?" "You never saw a person humiliated before?" "Now, get back to work." "All of you!" "Unhappy Unhappy" "Very, very, very, very Very, very, very unhappy" "I spend my life accounting" "With figures and such" "Unhappy" "To what is my life amounting?" "It figures, not much" "Unhappy" "I have a secret desire Hiding deep in my soul" "It sets my heart afire" "To see me in this role" "I wanna be a producer" "With a hit show on Broadway" "I wanna be a producer Lunch at Sardi's every day" "I want to be a producer" "Sport a top hat and a cane" "I wanna be a producer And drive those chorus girls insane" "I wanna be a producer" "And sleep until half past 2" "I wanna be a producer And say, "You, you, you--"" "Not you." "I wanna be a producer" "Wear a tux on opening night" "I wanna be a producer" "And see my name, Leo Bloom In lights" "He wants to be a producer" "Of a great big Broadway smash" "He wants to be a producer" "Every pocket stuffed with cash" "He wants to be a producer" "Pinch our cheeks till we cry" "Yes." "He wants to be a producer With a great big casting couch" "I wanna be" "He wants to be" "I wanna be" "He wants to be" "I wanna be the greatest, grandest" "And most fabulous producer In the world" "He's gotta dine With a duchess and a duke" "I just got to be a producer" "Drink champagne until I puke" "Drink champagne till he pukes" "I wanna be a producer" "Show the world just what I got" "I'm gonna put on shows That will enthral them" "Read my name in Winchell's column" "I wanna be a producer" "'Cause it's everything I'm not" "Unhappy" "Unhappy" "I wanna be a producer" "Very, very unhappy" "Unhappy" "I wanna be a produce" "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "Hold everything." "Hold everything!" "What am I doing here?" "Mr. Bialystock was right." "There is a lot more to me than there is to me." "Stop the world, I wanna get on!" "What the hell is going on in here?" "Do I smell the revolting stench of self-esteem?" "Bloom, where do you think you're going?" "You've already had your toilet break." "I'm not going into the toilet." "I'm going into show business." "And, Mr. Marks, I have news for you." "I quit!" "And you were right about one thing, you are a CPA." "A certified public asshole!" "Hooray!" "Here's my visor my Dixon Ticonderoga number 2 pencil and my big finish!" "I'm gonna be a producer" "He's gonna be a producer" "Look out, Broadway" "Look out, Broadway" "'Cause here I come" "Mr. Bialystock." "Mr. Bialystock." "I'm back!" "I'm back." "I've changed my mind." "Boy, you are good." "Who are you talking to?" "Never mind, just an old friend." "What happened?" "Oh, just this" "Just this:" "When I said that I was scared that I was gonna go to jail I didn't realize that I already was in jail." "I've spent my life counting other people's money." "People I'm smarter than better than." "When's Leopold Bloom gonna get his share?" "When's it gonna be Bloom's day?" "I want" " I want" "I want everything I've ever seen in the movies." "And, Leo, you're gonna have it." "Because...." "We can do it, we can do it" "I'm gonna be a producer" "Say goodbye to woe and gloom" "With your brilliance, my resilience" "I'm gonna be a producer" "Up together we will zoom" "Up together we will zoom" "We can do it, we can do it" "We can do it, we can do it" "Every show I touch I doom" "We were fated" "We were fated" "To be mated" "To be mated" "We're Bialystock and Bloom" "We're Bialystock and Bloom" "Oh, Max...." "Oh, Max, let's give up." "I can't read anymore." "How many plays can a person read?" "Stop complaining." "We have to find the worst play ever written." "I've been reading all night." "Who cares?" "You wanna be a producer, read, read." "Keep reading." "Here's one." "Act I, scene one." ""Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to discover that he had been transformed into a giant cockroach."" "No, too good." "" But how could you see me?" "The glass was frosted."" "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "I've read this before." "I think I've read this one before." "What's it called?" "What's it called?" "The Frosted Glass." "Max, I'm reading plays that I read last night, Max." "I can't go on anymore." "It's too much." "Let's face it, we'll never find it." "We'll never find it." "We'll never find it." "We'll never find it." "We'll never find it." "Leo." "Leo." "See it?" "Smell it." "Touch it." "Kiss it." "Kiss it." "It's the mother lode." "What is it?" "You found a flop?" "A flop." "That's putting it mildly." "This is a catastrophe." "A disaster certain to offend peoples of all races, creeds and religions." "A guaranteed-to-close-in-one-night beauty." "Well, let's see it." "Here." ""Springtime for Hitler a gay romp with Eva and Adolf at Berchtesgaden."" "Oh, my God." ""Oh, my God" is right." "It's practically a love letter to Hitler." "Max, this won't run a week." "A week?" "Are you kidding?" "This play has got to close on page four." "What's the author's name again?" "" Franz Liebkind. 61 Jane Street, New York, New York."" "Franz Liebkind. 61 Jane Street." "Let's go." "We'll get the Broadway rights to Springtime for Hitler even if we have to go so far as to pay him." "Come on." "This other hat, Max may I wear it?" "No, you may not." "Why?" "Because that is a Broadway producer's hat." "You don't get to wear a Broadway producer's hat, son until you're a Broadway producer." "And you're not a Broadway producer until" "I know, I know." "Until I've produced a show on Broadway." "But I'm going to wear that hat, and soon too, because...." "We're gonna be the producers" "Of a great big Broadway flop" "Ja, ja, my Lieblings." "Let me grab you here." "We have work to do." "Hilda, my darling." "Here, I have written an important message which must reach Ernst Schlongdorf." "29 West Santiago Boulevard Buenos Aires, Argentina." "AQAP." "As quick as possible." "Good." "Fly, Hilda." "Fly!" "Hilda, where are you going?" "Argentina's that way!" "Okay, chow time." "Yummy, yummy, yummy." "Goes right into your belly." "It's just a hunch, but I'm betting this is our man." "Max, he's wearing a German helmet and lederhosen." "Yeah, I know." "Don't notice them." "Don't notice anything." "Always look straight ahead." "Remember, we need that play." "Franz Liebkind?" "I was never a member of the Nazi Party!" "I only followed orders." "I had nothing to do with the war." "I didn't even know there was a war on." "We lived in the back right across from Switzerland." "All we ever heard was yodelling." "Who are you?" "!" "Relax." "Mr. Liebkind, we're not from the government." "We're producers, Bialystock and Bloom..." "...here to talk to you about your play." "My play?" "You mean Springtime for..." "...you-know-who?" "That's the one." "What about it?" "We love it." "Don't we love it?" "We think it's a masterpiece." "We want to put it on Broadway." "Broadway!" "Oh, joy of joys." "Dream of dreams." "I can't believe it." "...Adolf." "Do you hear?" "We are finally going to clear the Führer's name." "Broadway!" "You know, not many people know this..." "...but the Führer was a terrific dancer." "Really?" "We didn't know that, did we, Leo?" "No, no, we sure didn't." "That's because you were taken in by the BBC!" "Filthy British lies!" "But did they ever say a bad word about Winston Churchill?" "Churchill!" "With his cigars, with his brandy and his rotten paintings." "Rotten!" "Hitler." "There was a painter." "He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon." "Two coats." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes, of course he could, Mr. Liebkind." "And that is exactly why we wanna produce your play." "Show the world the true Hitler." "The Hitler you loved the Hitler you knew, the Hitler with a song in his heart." "Here, Franz Liebkind." "Sign here and make your dream a reality." "No." "That's what "nein" means." "First you must prove to me that you believe as I believe by joining with me and singing and dancing the Führer's favourite tune:" "" Der Guten Tag Hop-Clop."" "I know." "" Der Guten Tag Hop-Clop"?" "" Der Guten Tag Hop-Clop."" "No." "I could never sing the Führer's favourite..." "Delighted." "Delighted." "...song." "Shut up, he's almost ready to sign." "All right." "First you will roll up your pants." "Rolling?" "Rolling." "Don't be stingy." "Show some leg." "Alrighty." "Good." "Good." "Key of E?" "ls there any other?" "Guten Tag hop hop Guten Tag clop clop" "Ach, du lieber Und oh, boy" "Guten Tag clap clap Guten Tag slap slap" "Ach, du lieber What a joy" "Oh, wir essen und fressen Und tanzen und trinken" "Tanzen und trinken Until we get stinkin'" "Everybody!" "Guten Tag hop hop" "Guten Tag clop clop" "Guten Tag Mein lieber Schatz" "So we hop our hops Und we clop our clops" "Und we drink our Schnaps Till we platz" "You will sway?" "We will sway." "Follow me." "Very good." "Whatever you say." "This is a tricky one" "Oh, the Hop-Clop." "It's been so long!" "Sort of a Nazi hoedown." "Gentlemen, you may produce my play." "Excellent." "Excellent." "Here we are." "Here." "But only if you take the Siegfried Oath." "The Siegfried Oath?" "What's that?" "A pledge of eternal allegiance to our beloved Führer." "Never took that oath before." "One for me, one for you, und one for you." "Never" " Had one of those on before." "Thanks very much." "You're welcome." "Nice colours." "Oh, look, reversible." "Oh, yeah, you're right." "Max." "Max, we never should have started this." "I think we're getting in too deep." "Too deep?" "This is nothing." "I'll tell you when we're getting in too deep." "All right." "First, you will raise your right forefinger und repeat after me." "I solemnly swear..." "I solemnly swear..." "I solemnly swear to obey the sacred Siegfried Oath." "...to obey the sacred Siegfried Oath." "...to obey the sacred Siegfried Oath." "Und..." "Und..." "Und never, never, never..." "...never, never, never..." "...never, never, never dishonour the spirit und the memory of Adolf Elizabeth Hitler." "...dishonour the spirit und the-- -...dishonour the spirit und the" "Elizabeth?" "Elizabeth?" "Ja, that was his middle name." "Not many people know this but the Führer was descended from a long line of English queens." "ls that right?" "Yes." "Adolf Elizabeth Hitler." "Adolf Elizabeth Hitler." "Good." "Now I sign your contract." "Excellent!" "Excellent." "Here we are, sir." "Right here on the dotted line." "There you are." "You shall never regret this." "So thank you, Herr Liebkind." "Alrighty, then." "Thank you." "Let it go." "Let it go." "Halt!" "I forgot to tell you." "The penalty for breaking the Siegfried Oath is dess." "" Dess"?" "ls that anything like "death"?" "Yeth." "Sorry to hear that." "Don't worry we'll iron out all these thorny details over strudel." "Ta-ta, big guy." "Here we go...." "We're trapped!" "Trapped!" "Got it." "Let's have lunch." "What nice guys." "Broadway." "I haven't been so happy since we crushed Poland." "Hello, the living room of renowned theatrical director Roger DeBris' elegant Upper East Side townhouse on a sunny Tuesday afternoon in June." "Who may I say is calling?" "Listen, you broken-down old queen he was drunk, he was hot, you got lucky." "Don't ever call here again." "Who was that?" "Wrong number." "Yes?" "Well, hi there." "I'm Max Bialystock and this is my associate, Mr. Bloom." "We have an appointment with renowned theatrical director..." "..." "Roger DeBris." "Ah, yes." "Yes, please come in." "Please." "Yes." "Thank you." "I am Carmen Ghia Mr. DeBris' common-law assistant." "You are expected." "May I take your hat, your coat and your swastikas?" "Oh, these." "We" " We" "We just came from this big rally." "Everybody was wearing them." "You didn't tell me we had those on?" "I didn't notice them." "You told me to look straight ahead." "Yes, all right." "Let's not fight." "Okay?" "Oh, Roger." "We're not alone." "Here's Roger." "Max, he's wearing a dress." "No kidding." "Roger, good to see you again." "Messrs. Bialystock and Bloom, I presume?" "Forgive the pun." "What pun?" "Shut up." "He thinks he's witty." "Roger, may I say you look gorgeous." "Absolutely gorgeous." "By the way, Max, darling, we loved Funny Boy, didn't we?" "Worshipped it." "To be or not to be You mean a lot to me" "Showstopper!" "Fabulous." "Oh, dear." "Your Mr. Bloom is staring at my gown." "Well, I was" "I should explain." "I'm going to the Choreographers' Ball." "There is a prize for best costume." "We always win." "I'm not so sure about this year." "I'm supposed to be the Grand Duchess Anastasia but I think I look more like the Chrysler Building." "Well, as far as I'm concerned, without your wig on, you're only half dressed." "Well, then, why don't you go and get it oh, Wicked Witch of the West." "If your intention was to shoot an arrow through my heart bull's-eye!" "Oh, Roger, let's face it, that building is you." "Listen, I know we sent it to you only this morning but did you read Springtime for Hitler?" "Read it?" "I devoured it." "And I find it remarkable." "Remarkable!" "I feel it is a very important piece, drenched with historical goodies." "I, for one, for instance, never realized that the Third Reich meant Germany." "Yeah, how about that." "Then you'll do it?" "Do it?" "Of course not." "It's not my kind of thing." "I mean, Max, please." "World War ll?" "Too dark, too depressing." "The theatre's so obsessed With dramas so depressed" "It's hard to sell a ticket on Broadway" "Shows should be more pretty Shows should be more witty" "Shows should be more" "What's the word?" "Gay?" "Exactly." "No matter what you do on the stage" "Keep it light, keep it bright Keep it gay" "Whether it's murder Mayhem or rage" "Don't complain, it's a pain Keep it gay" "People want laughter When they see a show" "The last thing they're after is A litany of woe" "A happy ending Will pep up your play" "Oedipus won't bomb" "If he winds up with Mom" "Keep it gay" "Keep it gay" "Keep it gay" "Keep it gay" "Couldn't agree more." "And you have our blessings, Roger to make Springtime for Hitler just as gay as anyone could possibly want." "So come on, do it for us." "Please." "I'm sorry, Max." "It's simply not my cup of tea." "Still, fair is fair." "I should ask my production team what they think." "Your production team, who are they?" "You'll see." "They all live here." "Guys!" "Come say hello to Bialystock and Bloom!" "This is my set designer, Brian." "Hello." "Keep it mad, keep it glad Keep it gay" "Here's my costume designer, Kevin." "Hello." "Keep it happy, keep it snappy Keep it gay" "We're clever, creative It's our job to see" "That everything's perfect For Mr. debris" "Scott, my choreographer." "Hi there." "And, finally, last and least my lighting designer, Shirley Markowitz." "Keep it gay Keep it gay" "Keep it gay" "Now, they all just read Springtime." "What did you think of it, fellas?" "It needs glamour" "And glitz" "It needs sequins" "And tits" "Leo." "Leo, I think we're losing them." "Go say something nice to Roger." "I think he likes you." "But, Max...." "Go on." "It's just show biz." "Mr. debris." "Roger." "Roger, actually, I think your gown is very stunning." "Why, thank you, Mr. Bloom." "Leo." "What is that enchanting cologne you're wearing?" "Me?" "I'm not wearing any cologne." "You mean that smell is you?" "Oh, God." "If I could bottle you, I'd shove you under my armpits every day." "Oh, Max." "Max, we never should've started this." "I think we're getting in too deep." "Too deep?" "This is nothing." "I'll tell you when we're getting in too deep." "And so the rule is" "When mounting a play" "Keep it funny Keep it sunny" "Keep it gay" "What should we do?" "Relax." "Watch this." "Roger, I" "I think that Springtime for Hitler would be a marvellous opportunity for you." "I mean, up to now, you've always been associated with" "Dare I say it?" "frivolous musicals." "You're right." "I've often felt as though I've been throwing my life away on silly entertainments." "Dopey showgirls in gooey gowns." "Two, three, kick, turn, turn, turn, kick, turn." "Roger." "It's enough to make you heave." "Nonetheless, I'm sorry, Max, I just couldn't do Springtime for Hitler." "Why not?" "Think of the respect." "No." "Think of the prestige." "No, no, no." "Think of the Tony!" "Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony" "What's the matter?" "ls he all right?" "He's having a stroke." "What?" "Of genius!" "I see it at last." "The chance to do something important." "Roger DeBris presents History" "Of course that second act has to be rewritten." "They're losing the war?" "Excuse me, that's too downbeat." "Roger DeBris presents History" "But maybe...." "It's a wild idea, but it just might work." "" "See" "A line" "Of beautiful girls" "Dressed as storm troopers Each one a gem" "With leather boots And whips on their hips" "It's risqué, dare I say, S M" "Love it!" "I see German soldiers Dancing through France" "Played by chorus boys In very tight pants" "And wait, there's more" "They'll win the war" "And the dances they do Will be daring and new" "Turn, turn, kick, turn." "One, two, three, kick, turn." "Keep it sassy, keep it classy Keep it" "That is brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!" "I speak for Mr. Bloom and myself, Roger when I say you are the only man in the world who could do justice to Springtime for Hitler." "Will you do it, please?" "Please." "Wait a minute." "This is a very big decision." "It might affect the course of my life." "I shall have to think about it." "I'll do it." "I'll do it" "Sabu, champagne!" "If at the end You want them to cheer" "Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay" "Whether it's Hamlet, Othello Or Lear" "Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay" "Comedy's joyous A constant delight" "Dramas annoy us And ruin our night" "So keep your Strindbergs And Ibsens at bay" "I'll sign" "Sign" "Sign" "Sign" "Sign" "Sign" "Sign!" "Roger Elizabeth debris." "Keep it gay" "Conga!" "Everybody!" "And so the rule is" "When mounting a play Keep it gay" "Keep it gay" "Stop it." "Keep it gay" "Exclusive Broadway rights to the worst show ever written and a signed contract with the worst director who ever lived." "We're in business." "And what a business." "ln the same day, I'm taking the Siegfried Oath and dancing the conga with a cop, a sailor and an extremely friendly Cherokee Indian." "Yeah." "Oh, well." "It's not easy being a Broadway producer." "But together we'll make it." "Partners, Leo." "Partners all the way and nothing or no one will ever come between us." "Nothing or no one, Max." "Come in." "Come in." "Bialystock and Bloom?" "What?" "Oh, excuse me." "Swedish." "Casting today?" "Cahstink?" "Cahstink?" "Cahstink?" "Casting!" "Casting." "No, no, no, miss." "We're not casting yet." "We don't even know when we're beginning rehearsals" "Yes, we just started casting today." "Yes." "We're casting?" "Yes." "Yes, we're casting." "If you don't mind, just once in my life I'd like to see somebody on that couch who's under 85." "What's your name, my dear?" "My name is Ulla lnga Hansen Benson Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden Svanson." "Wait." "Wait." "What's your first name?" "That was my first name." "You wanna hear my last name?" "We don't have the time." "We'll just call you Ulla." "Okay?" "Yeah." "What do you do, Ulla?" "Ulla sing and dance." "Oh, yeah?" "You want Ulla make audition?" "Oh, no, miss." "That won't be nece" "Yes, it is " nece."" "Extremely nece." "Please." "Please make audition." "Make audition all over the office." "What are you going to sing?" "Well yesterday when I was stepping out of a big, white Rolls-Royce limo a crazy man yelled something out the window that inspired me to write this song." "When you got it" "Flaunt it" "Step right up and strut your stuff" "People tell you modesty's a virtue" "But in the theatre Modesty can hurt you" "When you got it" "Flaunt it" "Show your assets Let 'em know you're proud" "Your goodies you must push" "Stick your chest out Shake your tush" "When you got it Shout it out loud" "Now Ulla dance." "When you got it" "Show it" "Put your hidden treasures On display" "Violinists love to play an E string" "But audiences really love a G-string" "When you got it" "Shout it" "Let the whole world hear What you're about" "Clothes may make the man All a girl needs is a tan" "When you got it Let it hang out" "Remember when Ulla dance?" "Yeah." "Ulla dance again." "Ulla dance again!" "When I was just a little girl In Sweden" "My thoughtful mother Gave me this advice" "If nature blesses you From top to bottom" "Show that top to bottom Don't think twice" "Now Ulla belt." "Don't think twice!" "When you got it" "Share it" "Let the public feast Upon your charms" "People say that being prim Is proper" "But every showgirl knows That prim will stop her" "When you got it" "Give it" "Don't be selfish Give it all away" "Don't be shy Be bold and cute" "Show the boys your birthday suit" "When you got it" "If you got it" "Once you got it" "Shout out" "Hooray!" "Okey-dokey." "You like it?" "Like" " Like it?" "I want you to know, my dear, that even though we're sitting down we're giving you a standing ovation." "She's in the show." "Wait, Max." "Max, we don't even know if there's a part for her in the show." "Would you excuse us, my dear?" "Nonsense, Bloom." "Bloom, do I have to teach you everything?" "There is always a part for the producer's girlfriend." "But we don't even know when we're starting rehearsal yet." "So what?" "So what?" "We're producers, aren't we?" "So until she goes into the show, she can work for us here." "Because we need-- Nay, deserve to have ourselves a" "Deserve to have ourselves a gorgeous Swedish secretary/receptionist." "But, Max, a secretary who doesn't speak English?" "What will people say?" "They'll say:" "Offer her the job, please?" "Just a moment, miss." "We might have a position for you." "As a matter of fact, we might have several positions for you." "Until the show gets going we can offer you a job here as a secretary/receptionist." "Secretary/receptionist?" "Okey/dokey!" "I can do that." "Answer telephone." "Bialystock and Bloom." "Bialystock and Bloom." "Smart as a whip." "You're hired!" "Well" " Well, all right. lf he says so, I don't have a" "Secretary/receptionist." "And maybe you can tidy up around here a little bit too." "Tidy up?" "Tidy up." "Such a funny word." "What means "tidy up"?" "You know, clean." "Make look nice." "Oh, yeah." "Ulla can make tidy up." "Very good." "What time can you be here in the morning?" "Well, Ulla wake up every morning, 5 a.m." "From 5 to 7, Ulla like to exercise." "From to 7 to 8, Ulla like to take long shower." "From to 8 to 9, Ulla like to have big Swedish breakfast." "Many different herrings." "From to 9 to 11 , Ulla like to practice her singing and her dancing." "And at 11 , Ulla like to have sex." "What time should I get here?" "Eleven." "Eleven." "Good." "Ulla will come at 11 ." "Ulla will come at 11 ." "God bless America!" "God bless Sweden." "Oh, Max." "Max, she's fantastic." "The most beautiful girl I've ever seen." "I've never felt this way before." "It's like a volcano erupting inside of me like hot lava rising higher and higher and" "What is that, Max?" "What is it?" "It's called an erection." "It's either that or malaria." "But don't worry, they have shots for everything now." "Come here, I want to show you something." "What do you see?" "Nothing." "Exactly." "But now that we've got our sure-fire flop it's gonna be our job to fill that safe with 2 million dollars." "Two million?" "Gee, how much do we put in?" "How much--?" "How much do we put in?" "Bloom the two cardinal rules of being a Broadway producer are one, never put your own money in the show." "And two?" "Never put your own money in the show!" "Get it?" "Got it." "Good." "So how do we raise the money?" "How?" "I'll tell you how." "From my investors." "Hundreds of little old ladies all looking to Max Bialystock for one last thrill on their way to the cemetery." "So in the days to come, Bloom, you shall see very little of me." "And right now, I'd like to see very little of you." "Scram while I get myself ready." "For Max Bialystock is about to launch himself into little-old-lady land." "The time has come" "To be a lover from the Argentine" "To slick my hair down With brilliantine" "And gargle heavily With Listerine" "It's time for Max" "To put his backers on their backs" "And thrill them with amazing acts" "Those aging nymphomaniacs" "They were helpless They were hopeless" "Then along came Bialy" "They were joyless They were boy-less" "Then along came Bialy" "They're my angels I'm their devil" "And I keep those embers aglow" "When I woos 'em I can't lose 'em" "'Cause I cast my spell And they start yellin'" ""Fire down below!"" "So romantic They were frantic" "Then their prayers were heard Up above" "Heaven sent them" "Their Bialy" "I'm the celebration of love" "Who is it?" "Who is it?" "It's Max Bialystock." "Maxy." "Fire down below!" "We were listing We were sinking" "Then along came Bialy" "We were desperate We were drinking" "Then along came Bialy" "Who's your daddy?" "So romantic We were frantic" "Then our prayers were heard Up above" "It's Bialy" "Hey, Bialy" "He's the culmination" "The restoration" "The consummation" "The titillation" "Ejaculation" "He's the celebration of love" "Thank you." "Bloom!" "Bloom!" "What, Max?" "What?" "I've done it." "I've done it, I've raised the 2 million." "Now all we have to do is put on the biggest flop in history." "That's great!" "We can't miss" "I gotta make the next payment on the theatre by 3:00 or else" "Sorry, wrong office." "Bialystock." "Bloom." "Max." "Leo." "Ulla?" "Ulla?" "What happened to the office?" "Like you tell Ulla, "tidy up."" "Tidy "oop"?" "How did you find the time to do all this?" "I skip lunch." "Of course you did." "Very nice." "She skipped lunch." "Almost 3." "That payment to the Shuberts." "I'll get the cash from the safe." "You make sure all those contracts are signed." "Yes, Max." "She painted over the numbers." "Hello, boys." "Nobody knows what I went through to get you." "Ulla knows." "You had to shtupp every little old lady in New York." "That's right." "That's right." "And I've still got the denture bites to prove it." "Work, work, work." "Work, work, work." "So, Mr. Bloom." "We are all alone." "Yes, we are, aren't we?" "Why Bloom go so far camera right?" "Bloom no like Ulla?" "Ulla like Bloom." "Bloom like Ulla, all right." "Maybe a little too much." "Good." "I'm glad." "Why Bloom need blue blanket?" "Oh, it's not important." "It's just a minor compulsion." "It's that I've" "I've had it ever since I was a baby, and I...." "You're a little too close." "The urge to merge Can rob us of our senses" "The need to breed Can make a man a drone" "We must be on alert With our defences" "For every skirt will test" "Testosterone" "So knowing this I severed all connection" "With any creature Sporting silk or lace" "I was firmly headed In the right direction" "When suddenly I stumbled on" "That face" "That face That face" "That dangerous face" "I mustn't be unwise" "Those lips That nose" "Those eyes" "Could lead to my demise" "That face That face" "That marvellous face" "I never should begin" "Those cheeks That neck" "That chin" "Will surely do me in" "I must be smart And hide my heart" "If she's within a mile" "If I don't duck I'm out of luck" "She'd kill me with her smile" "That face That face" "That fabulous face" "It's clear I must beware" "I'm certain if I fall in love" "I'm lost without a trace" "But it's worth it" "For that face" "Bloom help Ulla down?" "All right." "Bloom help Ulla down." "That face" "That face" "That lovable face" "It melts my Swedish heart" "I'm certain if I fall in love" "I'm lost without a trace" "But it's worth it" "For that face" "Again!" "Arabesque, prepare pirouette and twirl." "And goose step, goose step waltz-clog and kick." "Again!" "Arabesque, prepare, pirouette and twirl." "And goose step, goose step, waltz-clog and kick!" "Again!" "Arabesque, prepare, pirouette!" "Halt!" "Halt." "Halt!" "Halt!" "This is bedlam!" "Bedlam!" "This is bedlam!" "Bedlam!" "Shut up!" "We must have some order here." "Will all the dancing Hitlers please wait off-stage right and all the singing Hitlers off-stage left." "Get that way." "Carmen, call in a singing Hitler, please." "Yes, darling" " Roger." ""Jacques LaPidus."" ""Jacques LaPidus."" ""Jack Lapidus."" "Well, Jack, what are you going to sing for us?" "I would like to sing "A Wandering Minstrel I."" "If you must." "A wandering minstrel I" "A thing of shreds and" "Thank you!" "Patches" "Next, please." "" Donald Dinsmore."" "Well, Donald, if we" "Well, Donald, I" "Hi, how are you?" "That's all right, Donald." "Now, what are you going to sing for us, friend?" "I'd like to sing "The Little Wooden Boy."" "Thank you." "Next!" ""Jason Green."" "Well, Jason, what have you been up to lately?" "For the last 16 years, I have been touring in No No Nietzsche." "You played Nietzsche?" "No, no." "What are you gonna sing for us?" "" Have You Ever Heard the German Band?"" "No." "That is the name of the song I am going to sing." "Play it, please." "Speed it up." "Haben Sie gehört Das deutsche Band?" "Mit a bang" "Mit a boom" "Mit a bing-bang bing-bang boom" "Oh, haben Sie gehört" "Halt!" "Halt!" "Halt!" "No, no, no." "This man could never play Adolf Hitler." "The Führer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy." "The Führer was butch!" "And that is not how you sing " Haben Sie gehört das deutsche Band?"" "This is how you sing " Haben Sie gehört das deutsche Band?"" "B-flat." "Two-two time!" "Modulate at the bridge!" "Haben Sie gehört Das deutsche Band?" "Mit a bang Mit a boom" "Mit a bing-bang bing-bang boom" "Oh, haben Sie gehört Das deutsche Band?" "Mit a bang Mit a boom" "Mit a bing-bang bing-bang boom" "Russian folk songs Und French ooh-la-la" "Can't compare With the German oom-pah-pah" "We're saying" "Haben Sie gehört Das deutsche Band?" "Mit a zetz Mit a zap" "Mit a zing" "Polish polkas They're stupid und they're rotten" "It don't mean a thing If it ain't got that" "Schweigen-reigen-schone- Schutzen-schmutzen Sauerbraten" "Key change!" "We're saying" "Haben Sie gehört Das deutsche Band?" "Mit a zetz Mit a zap" "Mit a zing" "It's the only kind of music" "That we Hans und our honeys Love to sing" "That's our Hitler!" "Have your tickets ready." "Have your tickets ready." "This way, please." "This way, please." "Take your seats." "Good evening, sir." "Nice to see you." "Enjoy the show." "Thank you." "Oh, Mr. Bloom." "Oh, Mr. Bloom." "You look so handsome." "Thank you." "Leo!" "Leo, who said you could wear that hat?" "Nobody, Max." "But I thought now that I'm the producer of a Broadway show" "Has the curtain gone up yet?" "No." "Has the curtain come down yet?" "No." "Then you're not a producer yet." "Give me that hat." "Mr. Bloom!" "Leo." "Your tie is all askew." "Askew." "Oh, thank you, Ulla." "Have a good show." "Roll them in the aisles." "Okey-dokey." "I will try to." "But there's just so many of them." "Gee, I thought we were partners, sharing everything 50-50." "Now I'm out in the cold, and you two are busy askewing each other." "Askewing?" "Never, Max." "Hugs and kisses, yes, but that's as far as I go." "Gunter, you will pick me up back here right after the curtain." "Oh, God, will they love us?" "Will they hate us?" "The suspense is killing me." "I know." "I feel like I'm going into labour." "Messrs. Bialystock and Bloom." "Well, gentlemen, merde." "And I just wanna wish everybody good luck." "What?" "What did you say?" "Bite your tongue." "Well, what's the matter?" "All I said was "good luck."" "He said it again." "Hasn't anyone ever told you?" "It's bad luck to say "good luck" On opening night" "If you do I tell you" "It is certain by the curtain You are through" "Good luck." "It's bad luck to say "good luck" On opening night" "Once it's said You are dead" "You will get the worst reviews You ever read" "Good luck." "Even at the Comédie Française" "On the opening night They are scared" ""Bonne chance, mes amis" No one says" "The only word you'll ever hear is" "Merde" "Good luck, good luck, good luck." "It's verboten Wishing luck on opening night" "Take advice Don't think twice" "Or your show will surely end up In the Scheiss" "At the famous La Scala in Milan" "On opening night it's a rule" ""Al bocca lupo, " they say with élan" "And just for luck they all shout" ""Vaffanculo"" "I got it" "Now I'll never say "good luck" On opening night" "That's the rule I'm no fool" "What do I say, I beg?" "What you say is "break a leg"" "Break a leg?" "Yeah." "Break a leg." "Break a leg." "If you're clever" "Good luck." "You'll endeav our" "To never, never, never, never Ever, ever, ever say" "On opening night" "Five minutes to curtain." "Curtain going up in five minutes." "I'm late." "I must run!" "Break a leg!" "Break a leg!" "Franz, what happened?" "I broke my leg." "Now we'll have to cancel the show and give everyone their money back." "Money back?" "Money back?" "Money back." "Don't ever say that again." "Money back?" "Never." "We gotta think of something else." "But Franz plays Hitler, Max, and he has no understudy." "You're right." "What are we gonna do?" "There must be a way out." "If I could only think of something." "Some way." "Some" "Hold it." "I got it." "Roger, you." "You could play Hitler." "You know every line in the show." "I've seen you at rehearsal, always moving your lips along with the actors." "It's an embarrassing habit." "I'm trying to break myself of it." "But me play Hitler?" "No!" "There's no way I could go on tonight." "I don't have the strength." "I don't have the courage." "I can't do it!" "I can't do it!" "I can't do it!" "Wow, that hurt." "Roger." "Listen to me." "You can do it." "You know you can do it, and I know you can do it." "You've been waiting all your lifetime for this chance." "And I'm not gonna let you pass it up." "You're going out there a silly, hysterical, screaming queen." "But you're coming back a great big..." "I'll do it!" "By God, I'll do it!" "I've got to get into makeup." "Quick, get Franz's Hitler moustache." "And, oh!" "My lucky Gloria Swanson mole." "Got it!" "Leo, the overture." "Let's go." "Max." "What?" "Good luck, Leo." "Good luck, Max." "Germany was having trouble What a sad, sad story" "Needed a new leader To restore its former glory" "Where, oh, where was he?" "Where could that man be?" "We looked around" "And then we found" "The man for you and me" "And now it's" "Springtime for Hitler and Germany" "Deutschland is happy and gay" "We're marching to a faster pace" "Look out Here comes the master race" "Springtime for Hitler and Germany" "Rhineland's a fine land once more" "Springtime for Hitler and Germany" "Watch out, Europe" "We're going on tour" "Springtime for Hitler and Germany" "Look, it's springtime" "Winter for Poland and France" "Springtime for Hitler and Germany" "Springtime Springtime" "Springtime Springtime" "Springtime Springtime" "Springtime" "Come on, Germans" "Go into your dance" "I was born in Düsseldorf And that is why they call me Rolf" "Don't be stupid, be a smarty Come and join the Nazi Party" "Well, I never!" "Talk about bad taste." "Come on, let's get out of here before they kill us." "The Führer is coming" "The Führer is coming" "The Führer is coming" "Heil Hitler" "Heil Hitler" "Heil Hitler" "Springtime for Hitler and Germany" "Heil Hitler" "Heil myself" "Heil to me" "I'm the Kraut who's out" "To change our history" "Heil myself Raise your hand" "There's no greater dictator In the land" "Everything I do, I do for you" "Yes, you do" "If you're looking for a war Here's World War II" "Heil myself Raise your beer" "Every hotsy-totsy Nazi Stand and cheer" "Hooray" "Heil myself" "Heil myself" "Every hotsy-totsy Nazi" "Stand and cheer" "He's so cute Let's give a salute and hell" "Heil myself" "I love you." "I was just a paperhanger" "No one more obscurer" "Got a phone call from the Reichstag" "Told me I was Führer" "Germany was blue" "Oh, what, oh, what to do?" "Hitched up my pants" "And conquered France" "Now Deutschland's smiling through" "Oh, it ain't no mystery" "If it's politics or history" "The thing you gotta know is" "Everything is show biz" "Heil myself" "Watch my show" "I'm the German Ethel Merman Don't you know?" "We are crossing borders" "The New World Order is here" "Make a great big smile" "Everyone "Sieg Heil" to me" "Wonderful me" "And now it's springtime" "Springtime for Hitler and Germany" "Goose step" "Goose step's the new step today" "Bombs falling from the skies again" "Deutschland is on the rise again" "Springtime for Hitler and Germany" "U-boats are sailing once more" "Springtime for Hitler and Germany" "Means that" "Soon we'll be going" "We've got to be going" "You know we'll be going" "You bet we'll be going" "You know we'll be going" "To war" "Roger!" ""A satiric masterpiece."" "No way out." ""A surprise smash."" "No way out." "" It was shocking, outrageous, insulting and I loved every minute of it."" "No way out!" "How could this happen?" "We picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast." "Where did we go right?" "" Congratulations."" "What are you doing?" "I'm taking these books and I'm leaving." "Don't try and stop me." "I've made up my mind." "Wait." "Where do you think you're going?" "I'm turning myself in." "It's the only way." "I'm going to play ball with the irs." "I'm going to cooperate with the authorities." "They'll reduce my sentence, there's time off for good behaviour." "Maybe I'll get a job in the prison library." "Please keep in touch." "It's been very nice working with you." "Leo." "Leo." "Leo." "Frightened Leo." "Nervous Leo, relax." "Take it easy, all right?" "You're overwrought." "You don't know what you're doing." "You're acting out of panic." "Give me those frigging books!" "Give me!" "Give me!" "Give me!" "Give me!" "I never should've listened to you." "I was an honest man before I met you." "An honest man?" "You were an honest mouse!" "Give me." "Give me." "How I hate you!" "Double!" "Double!" "Double!" "Fat!" "Fat!" "I'm not that fat." "Fat!" "Fat!" "Fatty!" "Fatso!" "You fat, fat, fatty, fatty, fat walrus." "Give me the fat books!" "Never, never!" "Fat, fat, fatty, fat!" "Oh, Jesus!" "Give them to me!" "Give me the books!" "Congratulations!" "Congratulations!" "Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" "No!" "No!" "Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" "No!" "No!" "Now, that's what I call celebrating." "You." "You lousy fruit." "You ruined me." "You ungrateful breeder." "After he stepped in and saved your little show, I cannot" " My chains!" "Leave him alone!" "My Italian chains!" "My chains!" "You have broken the Siegfried Oath." "You must die." "You all must die!" "What are you doing, you neo-Nazi nitwit?" "Your show's a hit." "Who cares?" "You made a fool out of Hitler." "He didn't need our help." "He didn't need our help." "Stand still!" "How can I shoot you if you keep moving?" "Get back here!" "Under the desk!" "Under the desk!" "Darling, quick, back in the closet." "Okay." "This is no good." "I'm not killing anybody." "You must cooperate!" "All right, Bialystock und Bloom." "Now I got you." "Say your prayers!" "Remember I'd tell you when we're in too deep?" "Yeah?" "We're in too deep." "Franz, don't do it!" "Please, I beg you!" "Oh, no, no." "You snivelling cowards!" "Cringing under a desk?" "Clinging to life like baby butterflies." "Franz Liebkind will show you how to die like a man!" "Jammed." "Boy, when things go wrong...." "That's it." "Next time, no author." "What are you shooting at us for anyway?" "You Teutonic twit!" "Wait." "Wait a minute." "I just got an idea." "A way to close the show." "Franz, I" "There, there." "Where?" "Where?" "Franz, listen to me." "Why don't you use this where it'll do some good." "Why don't you shoot the actors." "The actors?" "Yes, the actors." "Everybody laughed at your beloved Führer tonight, and why?" "Because of the actors." "The actors were making fun of him." "Yeah, you're right, the actors!" "Yes." "Here, go, buy bullets." "Kill." "Kill all the actors." "I must kill all the actors." "Wait a minute!" "What are you talking about?" "What do you mean, " kill the actors"?" "You can't kill the actors." "Actors are not animals." "They're human beings." "They are?" "Have you ever eaten with one?" "Here." "Listen" "Open up, it's the police!" "The police!" "The police!" "Come on, boys." "I was never a member of the Nazi Party." "I had nothing" "You, drop that gun." "Ociffers!" "What's going on here?" "This crazy Kraut is crackers!" "He crashed in here and crassly tried to kill us." "Oh, Roger, what alliteration." "Thank you, darling." "Okay, youse two can go." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Tried to kill him, eh?" "Officer O'Rourke, take this man in." "Next stop, Sing Sing." "Sing Sing?" "You'll never take me alive!" "What happened?" "I broke my other leg." "All right, who are you, and why was he trying to shoot you?" "I haven't the slightest idea, Sergeant O'Toole." "The name is O'Bialystock." "I was just passing by on me way to the Pat O'Brien Film Festival and I ducked in to see what the hell was going on." "And now I'll be on me way, before me voice gets any higher." "As we say in the old country, "Taxi!"" "Hold it!" "Hey, sarge, look at this." "What?" "I found these two accounting books." "This one says, "Show to the irs."" "And what's the other one say?" "" Never show to the irs."" "I think the three of you better come downtown with me." "Three?" "Yeah, you and them two books." "Mr. Bialystock?" "Mr. Bloom?" "Where are you?" "Everyone is waiting for you at the opening-night party." "Ulla, help me." "What happened to you?" "I know." "You hung up your coat while you were still in it." "Thank you for helping me down." "What were you doing up there?" "Hiding." "I was hiding." "From who?" "From what?" "From the police." "They were just here." "They've arrested Max." "They found the books?" "I don't know what to do." "Poor Max." "Maybe I should turn myself in and go to jail with him." "Well, my sweet cupcake, I know we both love Max but it seems to me you have two choices." "Number one, you can go to jail with Mr. Bialystock for years and years and years." "Or number two you can take that 2 million dollars and Ulla, and go to Rio." "Oh, my God, what a dilemma." "Oh, what should I do?" "Should I go to jail or go to Rio?" "Mail call." "Hey, fatso." "I'm not that fat!" "Says you." "You got a postcard." "A postcard?" "From where?" "Brazil." "Brazil." "Who do I know in Brazil?" "Why am I asking you?" "" Dear Max, Rio is everything you said it was and more." "Ulla and I think of you every chance we get." "In the morning, when we have breakfast on our terrace many different herrings." "In the afternoon, when we rub each other's sun-drenched bodies with banana-cream coconut oil, number 15." "And then, in the evening, when we samba together in the moonlight."" "You'll find your happiness in Rio" "The beaches there Are strewn with pearls" "The tropic breezes Always blow there" "And so, we hear Do the girls" ""Sorry, must run." "U lla's waiting." "It's almost 11." "Wish you were here." "Your pal, Leo."" "Just like Cain and Abel" "You pulled a sneak attack" "I thought that we were brothers" "Then you stabbed me in the back" "Betrayed" "Oh, boy, I'm so betrayed" "Like Samson and Delilah Your love began to fade" "I'm crying in the hoosegow You're in Rio getting laid" "Betrayed" "Let's face it, I'm betrayed" "Boy, have I been taken" "Oy, I'm so forsaken" "I should have seen What came to pass" "I should have known To watch my ass" "I feel like Othello Everything is lost" "Leo is Iago" "Max is double-crossed" "I'm so dismayed" "Did I mention I'm betrayed?" "Now I'm about to go to jail There's no one who will pay my bail" "I have no one who I can cry to No one I can say goodbye to" "I'm drowning!" "I'm drowning!" "I'm drowning here!" "I'm going down for the last time." "I can see my whole life flashing before my eyes." "I see a weathered old farmhouse with a white picket fence." "I'm running through fields of alfalfa with my collie, Rex." "No, Rex, not on the alfalfa." "And I see my mother." "I see Mama standing on the back porch in a worn but clean gingham gown." "And I hear my mama calling out to me." "Alvin!" "Don't forget your chores." "The wood needs a-cording and the cows need a-milking." "Alvin!" "Alvin!" "Wait a minute." "My name's not Alvin." "That's not my life." "Somebody else's life is flashing before my eyes." "What the hell is that about?" "I'm not a hillbilly." "I grew up in the Bronx." "But wait, now I remember" "How did it begin?" "He walked into my office" "With his cockamamie scheme" "You can make more money With a flop than with a hit" "We can do it We can do it" "I can't do it We can do it" "I can't do it Goodbye, Max" "Lord, I want that money I'm back, Max" "Come on, Leo, we can do it" "Step one, find the play" "See it, smell it, touch it, kiss it Hello, Mr. Liebkind" "Guten Tag hop hop Guten Tag clop clop" "Adolf Elizabeth Hitler?" "Guten Tag hop hop Guten Tag clop clop" "Step two, hire the director Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it" "Two, three, kick, Turn, turn, turn, kick, turn" "U lla" "Step three, raise the money" "Along came Bialy" "Step four, hire all the actors" "A wandering minstrel I A thing of shreds and" "Next The little wooden boy" "Next That's our Hitler" "Break a leg I broke my leg" "Springtime for Hitler and Germany" "A surprise smash Springtime for Hitler and Germany" "It'll run for years!" "Where did we go right?" "Where did we go right?" "Give me those books Fat, fat, fatty" "Give me those books Fat, fat, fatty" "Books, fat, books, fat Books, fat, books, fat" "Lousy fruit Kill the actors" "You ever eat with one?" "Then you ran to Rio And you're safely out of reach" "I'm behind these bars" "You're banging U lla on the beach" "Just like Julius Caesar" "Was betrayed by Brutus" "Who'd think an accountant Would turn out to be my Judas" "I'm so dismayed" "Is this how I'm repaid?" "To be" "Betrayed" "Betrayed" "Gentlemen of the jury, have you reached your verdict?" "Yes, Your Honour, we have." "We find the defendant incredibly guilty." "Hold me, touch me." "I'm a little busy." "Does the defendant have anything to say on his own behalf?" "Yes, Your Honour, I do." "I admit, for the last 20 years I've been a lying, double-crossing two-faced, backstabbing, despicable crook." "But I had no choice." "I was a Broadway producer." "A man without a conscience and with no one who gave a damn about him." "And that, Your Honour, is what hurts the most." "I thought I'd at last found a loyal partner." "A man I cared about and who I thought cared about me." "What breaks my heart is now when I need him most, he's deserted me." "I will probably never see or hear from him ever again." "That's not true!" "Order!" "Order in the court!" "And stop that samba!" "Who are you?" "I am Leopold Bloom Max Bialystock's partner." "And who are you, my dear?" "My name is Ulla lnga Hansen Benson Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden Svanson Bloom." "Bloom?" "You're his wife?" "Ja, Your Honour." "He wouldn't do it unless we got married." "What a schmuck." "Now, Mr. Bloom, why in the world would you want to come back here and give yourself up?" "Why?" "To speak on his behalf." "We all know that Max Bialystock is a lying, double-crossing two-faced, slimy, manipulative, underhanded" "Please don't help me." "Your Honour" " Your honour, if I may address the court." "The law was created to protect people from being wronged." "So whom has Max Bialystock wronged?" "Well, not these dear ladies." "No." "And not me, not" "Not me." "I was this nobody." "No one ever called me " Leo" before." "I mean, Your Honour, I know it isn't a big legal point but even when I was in kindergarten everybody always called me " Bloom."" "I guess what I'm trying to say is that even when I was in Rio and had everything I'd ever dreamed of I suddenly realized that" "That this man...." "This man...." "No one ever made me Feel like someone" "Till him" "Life was really nothing But a glum one" "Till him" "My existence bordered on the tragic" "Always timid Never took a chance" "Then I felt his magic" "And my heart began to dance" "I was always frightened Fraught with worry" "Till him" "I was going nowhere in a hurry" "Till him" "He filled up my empty life" "Filled it to the brim" "There could never Ever be another one" "Like him" "Leo...." "Leo I never realized." "You're a good singer." "Thank you." "No, really, like a professional." "Well, I sang it for you, Max." "I sang it because I'm your friend." "You are?" "I've had a lot of relationships but you couldn't call any of them "friend."" "But come to think of it no one ever, ever really knew me." "Till him" "Everyone was always out To screw me" "Till him" "Never met a man I ever trusted" "Always dealt with shysters In the past" "Now I'm well-adjusted" "'Cause I've got a friend at last" "Don't help me." "Always playing singles Never doubles" "Till him" "Never had a pal To share my troubles" "Till him" "He filled up my empty life" "Filled it to the brim" "Filled it to the brim" "There could never ever be" "Another one" "Like him" "Gentlemen, it breaks my heart to break up such a beautiful friendship." "So I won't." "Five years in the state penitentiary at Sing Sing." "Gotta sing, sing" "Gotta sing, sing" "Oh, you can lock us up" "Und lose the key" "But hearts in love" "Are always free" "Come on, boys." "Prisoners of love" "Blue skies above" "'Cause we're still prisoners of love" "Congratulations." "You now own 45 percent of Prisoners of Love." "Next!" "How much have you sold so far?" "Six hundred percent." "ls that all?" "Keep selling." "Keep selling." "All right, break it up!" "Break it up!" "Quiet!" "Give me that." "How many times do I have to tell you guys?" "No knife fights in rehearsal." "Hi." "What are you in for, lack of rhythm?" "Get in line." "Everybody get in line, right away!" "All right, you animals, let's take it all together!" "From the top!" "Hit it, Franz!" "Prisoners of love" "Blue skies above" "Can't keep our hearts in jail" "Tempo, fellas!" "Pick up that tempo!" "Prisoners of love" "That's it." "Our turtledoves" "Okay, just the murderers!" "Hey, you." "The warden wants to get in on this thing." "Tell the warden he now owns 100 percent of Prisoners of Love." "Thank you." "Sing out, criminals." "Let them hear you in solitary." "Take it home, boys." "We open in Leavenworth on Saturday night!" "Hey, Bialystock, Bloom, Liebkind, good news!" "This just came from the governor." ""Gentlemen, you are hereby granted a full pardon for having, through song and dance, brought joy and laughter into the hearts of every murderer, rapist and sex maniac in Sing Sing."" "You're free!" "Free?" "Next stop, Prisoners of Love on Broadway!" "Broadway!" "Adolf, you must tell the other birds." "But hearts in love Are always free" "Gotta sing, sing" "Sing, sing" "Prisoners of love Blue skies above" "Can't keep our hearts in jail" "Can't keep our hearts in jail" "Prisoners of love" "Our turtledoves" "Soon coming 'round with bail" "Tote that bale" "Oh, you can lock us up" "And lose the key" "But hearts in love Are always free" "Prisoners of love" "Blue skies above" "'Cause we're still prisoners" "We're still prisoners" "We're still prisoners of love" "Love, love, love" "Love, love, love, love" "Love, love, love, love" "Love" "Leo and Max" "Up off our backs" "Back on the Great White Way" "Leo and Max" "Back on our tracks" "We're back on top to stay" "So when we take your money Never fear" "We'll knock Broadway Right on its ear" "The cast is great The script is swell" "But this we're telling you, sirs" "It's just no go You've got no show" "Without the producers" "We'll never quit" "Hit after hit" "The producers Leo and Max" "The overture is over" "The curtain starts to rise" "You're suddenly in clover" "You can't believe your eyes" "You're sitting on the aisle" "You break into a smile" "Why this magic feeling?" "And then you realize" "That there is" "Nothing like a show on Broadway" "Nothing like a Broadway show" "Hearts will skip a beat on Broadway" "If you're feeling blue I'm telling you" "That's the place to go" "Movies drag Their endings sag" "TV's just a bore" "So hit the street And move your feet" "To the place we all adore" "Because there's nothing Like a show on Broadway" "There's nothing Like a Broadway show" "It's often been said The theatre is dead" "The critics repeat it en masse" "But the theatre's alive It's gonna survive" "Although it's a pain in the ass" "You waited forever And finally got tickets" "To get to your seat You gotta cross pickets" "The guy to your right Is frightfully tight" "The guy to your left Appears to have rickets" "The music's yuck The lyrics suck" "The casting is all wrong" "And when you reach the bathroom" "The line is five miles long" "But still there's nothing Like a show on Broadway" "There's nothing Like a Broadway show" "You swear you'll never go again" "It's simply not worthwhile" "You make that v ow And then somehow" "You're back there on the aisle" "You're back there on the aisle" "That's why there's" "Nothing like a show On Broadway" "There's nothing Like a Broadway show" "Till you're in movies" "There's nothing Like a Broadway show" "And though it is expensive At a hundred bucks a throw" "There's nothing" "Like a Broadway show!" "Don't forget to buy Mein Kampf in paperback." "Available near you at Borders books or Barnes Noble..." "Thanks for coming To see our show" "Sad to tell you We got to go" "Grab your hat And head for the door" "In case you didn't notice" "There ain't any more" "If you like our show Tell everyone but" "If you think it stinks Keep your big mouth shut" "We're glad you came but We have to shout" "Adíos" "Au rev oir" "Wiedersehen" "Ta-ta-ta" "Goodbye" "Get lost" "Get out" "It's over."

"Nothing!" "Keep looking." "Where's Yukihira?" "Don't know." "Figures." "Yukihira, where are you?" "I found what you wanted." "Copy" "Nishimura?" "You're under arrest." "Nishimura!" "Stay with him." "Yukihira, give me back up!" "Copy." ""Drop your weapon"?" "Drop your weapon!" "Sorry." "I get impatient." "And I wanted him alive." "Look after Nishimura." "So tell me... how'd you know the chip was in a wine case?" "The company chairman is a wine buff." "He gives it to all his clients." "I got his secretary drunk." "That's all you had?" "And a drinker's hunch." "Drinker's hunch, huh?" "Shall I use it to predict what you're going to say next?" "Shoot." ""Luck is the only reason you're still alive today."" ""We don't need loose cannons." Right?" "You're in Public Security now." "Our motto is different" "What's that?" ""All's well that ends well"..." "or something." "So?" "You find it?" "Don't rush me." "Are you even working?" "Like there's no tomorrow." "This is very important to me, Kaoru" "What makes you so sure there is a hidden file?" "I'm sure It's there." "Evidence of internal corruption." "You're not worried you're digging too deep?" "Why do you say that?" "You know something?" "Hurry or you'll be late." "Sorry Maki, go on ahead." "Maki?" "The sitter." "See you later" "Bye, Mom." "My ex is in New York The sitter's driving Mio to school." "Bad idea." "I advise against cars." "What're you talking about?" "Can you find it or not?" "Not" "You know!" "'m not good at this kind of thing." "If only we had Hasumi." "What?" "It'd be nothing for her." "Whatever." "I'm coming over" "Somebody call an ambulance!" "Hurry!" "Mio!" "The world doesn't play fair." "If you want justice.... it's an eye for an eye" "Fire is best fought with fire" "UNFA!" "R: the movie" "You must have some idea, Yukihira." "Who wants you dead?" "I don't know." "You don't know." "A lot of people, no doubt." "Wherever you go, you leave a trail of bodies" "Yet you always come out unscathed." "You're a piece of work" "I truly pity the child that has you for a mother." "Why?" "Forgive me, Mio." "Again." "It's all my fault." "Phone call, Ms. Yukihira." "I'm Yukihira." "I have a call?" "Hello?" "The parents of that sitter who died in your stead called." "From Kanto Hospital." "I'm on my way" "Take good care of her." "Of course Don't worry." "Hey!" "It's party time!" "Hurry, please!" "What's happening?" "I don't know." "Just evacuate." "Let's get you out of here." "Mio, I need you to hide here." "I'll be right back" "Listen up, people." "Your attention, please!" "We've taken over this hospital." "You over there!" "Cooperate or you'll be dead" "Secure the perimeter!" "100 meters, no one gets in!" "Get me hospital schematics!" "Party time." "Our daughter's gone because of you." "I'm so sorry." "Why wasn't it you?" "You should be dead!" "Why?" "Why'd you come?" "I'm your boss" "I think it's time..." "I resigned." "I was so occupied with a phone call this morning..." "I can't recall my daughter's face." "Or if!" "even said good-bye." "I just don't remember." "A large crowd of onlookers has gathered around the hospital." "At 10 a. m, the Toyosu Police Hospital... was occupied by an armed band." "Their exact number is unconfirmed, their motives still unknown." "Police are on the scene." "What is it?" "A standoff." "Brief me on the Toyosu Police Hospital situation." "Number of hostages?" "You're not sure?" "Yukihira!" "What's wrong?" "My daughter's there." "What?" "I'm sorry." "It's Saiki." "Inspector Yukihira's daughter is in the hospital." "We're nearly set up." "Heard any demands?" "Not yet They're eerily silent" "Are the schematics here?" "Schematics!" "Yes, Sir!" "This is the Toyosu Police..." "What's a medical examiner doing here?" "My services may be needed." "It's bad luck." "Sorry." "As I was saying... the Toyosu Police Hospital is a state-of-the-art facility." "Every thing is run out of the central control room underground." "It was built to resist a terrorist act." "With reinforced walls and bulletproof windows" "And monitored by a secure police network." "One item hasn't been made public." "The basement including the control room... is a fully-equipped shelter" "Shelter?" "What do you mean?" "In short, what we're facing gentlemen... is a building that can double as a highly defensible fortress." "Chief Yamaji!" "What's the status inside?" "Hostages?" "Demands?" "Why're you here?" "Mio's in there." "Please..." "let me do something." "It's not your jurisdiction." "I know but..." "Let us handle it." "Sir, the hostages are being freed!" "Why?" "Mio." "Mio!" "Sorry." "No pushing." "Single file, please!" "A girl, 8 years old, Mio Sato." "Seen her?" "Mio Sato?" "Not on my list yet." "Thanks." "If you're not injured, we need your names." "Got a profile yet?" "From their attire and speech, just a bunch of addled punks." "Should be quick" "It's the Commissioner." "You're kidding" "Yamaji here." "All have been accounted for, save two whose whereabouts remain unknown." "And the perpetrators inside?" "Still unconfirmed" "I need to speak with you, Sir" "Yukihira,!" "'m busy!" " Hold it!" " Let go of me!" "There's that female detective we keep hearing about." "What about the two still missing?" "One is a nurse." "The other is a young girl." "The daughter of Inspector Yukihira Her name is Mio." "Have you heard any demands?" "We've been trying to make contact but they haven't responded." "They could be after drugs... or just crazy." "Their objective is..." "Director Shinozaki." "The Police Director?" "He's there for a check-up under secret guard." "Only a few know about it." "I want you to make his rescue your top priority from here on out" "His life's at stake, as is the honor of the Metropolitan Police." "Prepare a SAT insertion" "With all due respect, Sir, isn't that a bit risky?" "Yes, but inevitable." "Civilians are out." "We 're lucky the only hostages are police related." "Now hold on!" "You need to leave." "What're you saying?" "That you'd kill my daughter to save face?" "Is that what police do?" "Women." "Your orders, Sir?" "We haven't the luxury of time." "Send in SAT." "Understood" "Yukihira here" "They're sending in SAT." "Mio's not out yet." "Please, I need your help." "I beg you." "Listen, Yukihira.." "!" "'m truly sorry but..." "there's nothing I can do." "Sir... results of Yukihira's car bomb analysis" "Thanks." "I'm borrowing the car." "Okay." "Same method." "The police have decided to go in with force... sending in a Special Assault Team." "Stand down!" "We've penetrated the central entrance." "B Team..." "C Team...." "Rendezvous at the first level lobby." "Copy." "Copy." "Yoo-hoo, SAT boys!" "It's a trap!" "An intense firefight has broken out!" "Listen!" "Mio..." "Mio!" "Don't" "1st Squad, come in!" "Commander Hikawa!" "Get me headquarters." "We've lost communication with 1st Squad." "They were prepared." "Who are these guys?" "Yukihira!" "Welcoming committee here." "Open the gate." "Welcome." "We're honored to have you here, Instructor." "The insertion has been completed" "Good work, Commander Hikawa" "Thank you." "Status, Mr. Toda?" "All secret police have been killed" "All hostages have been released, except for the Director" "But we had to take the life of one nurse who was witness." "Toda... no more slip-ups." "Yes, Sir" "Let's get to work" "You're on." "Sir, still no movement inside." "Forget it, Yukihira." "It's crazy." "You can't fight these guys alone" "I'm not going to fight them." "!" "'m going to save Mio." "Yukihira!" "I've never tried to stop you before." "But I am now." "Listen to me!" "I've never been there for her" "Never." "Open up." "Roger" "I'm disengaging all security systems to unlock the BSL4 Lab" "Re-engaging security systems." "The antiserum, Sir." "Stay cool!" "Evacuate." "Evacuate!" "Don't move!" "The suit's torn!" "Help!" "Help me, Sir!" "I'm exposed!" "Don't move." "Just sit tight." "Irrigate!" "Do something, please!" "What do we do, Sir?" "Sir." "Won't you inject me with the antiserum?" "When we're finished." "But, Sir!" "I promise to return." "I understand." "I'll wait" "Stop!" "Yukihira!" "!" "f you're going, you need to calm down" "Otherwise, you'll only endanger yourself and Mio." "Got it?" "Why'd you warn me about the car this morning?" "Bad traffic." "Is that all?" "Yeah" "They're making contact!" "Hook me up." "Yamaji here." "Get me Saiki of Public Security" "Saiki?" "What for?" "!" "'m in charge." "I'll negotiate only with him." "What's our move?" "Call Saiki." "Get him over there." "Wait." "Hold this" "Aren't you glad I came?" "Voice analysis?" "Working on it" "Focus on people I've been involved with." "Someone with an axe to grind against you?" "Most crimes are money or grudge inspired, right?" "A friend of yours, huh?" "Let's find out." "Patch me through" "Incoming call" "On speaker" "Who's there?" "Saiki." "Here are our demands." "Wait a second" "I don't like talking to strangers" "Who are you?" "Who the hell are you?" "I don't plan on staying." "Okay Then why me?" "I hear you're the least tainted" "Fine" "What do you want?" "8 billion yen's worth of illicit police slush funds." "8 billion?" "Money that "doesn't" exist" "So it shouldn't be missed." "You have 2 hours" "Or the Director dies." "What 8 billion?" "Did you find the hidden files?" "Sorry." "No luck" "But you're talking about a government secret right?" "How'd you hear about it?" "In clues to my father's death." "He was looking for it." "There's no such slush fund!" "It's a ruse by the perpetrator." "You're absolutely sure, then?" "Don't make me repeat myself!" "Slush fund or not... how should we proceed?" "Shall we prepare the ransom?" "We can't produce what doesn't exist." "Commissioner?" "Give an order, Sir" "Don't comply." "Send in the second SAT squad." "Negative." "They took out the entire first squad." "They'll be ready." "We don't bargain with terrorists." "Then you'll kill the Director" "He, too, would choose death over acquiescence." "Almost sounds like you want him dead" "You're next in succession, Mr Irie." "That's insubordination." "Watch yourself." "Forgive me." "Roger" "2nd SAT team's coming." "From the sewer system." "We'll take up positions." "They're sitting ducks." "Chief Yamaji... have you seen Yukihira?" "Not since she left." "I didn't expect you to oppose the insertion." "I hate waste." "Waste, huh?" "So what's Saiki like?" "Why do you ask?" "No reason." "The "all's well that ends well" type." "That's all I know." "It's not like you to not know anything." "Second SAT team." "It's under the command of company leader Kojima." "Takeshi Kojima, huh?" " Any sign they've emerged?" " Copy Team 2!" "Team 2 immobilized Sir." "Hey!" "Yukihira..." "The first SAT team's alive" "You don't suppose they did this." "I think they did." "It was an ambush." "They knew what was coming" "Go right!" "This way!" "They'll catch up to us" "I'll draw them off." "Don't be an idiot." "Mio's waiting for you" "Thanks, Kaoru." "Kaoru..." "Thank you." "Don't worry." "My mommy will come to get us." "I know she will." "Mio." "Field command." "Yukihira's calling" "Yukihira... where are you?" "Inside the hospital." "What happened to the second SAT team?" "Wiped out." "The first SAT team killed them." "Say what?" "The first team took out the second in an ambush." "That would mean..." "Someone inside is tipping them off." "Someone inside?" "Who's the traitor!" "?" "I'm in the basement" "Proceeding to room 602..." "my daughter's room." "You alone?" "Saiki?" "Be careful." "Gotta go."

"Previously in Helix..." "This is my brother Peter." "I've got a reply for that message!" "Whatever Balleseros is up to has everything to do with this virus." "But I want him found." " Who are you?" " I'm Anana." "Thirty-one missing kids over the past two decades, all within 200 miles of Arctic Biosystems and your precious Dr. Hatake." " This is where I left him." " He's been taken." "This is me and my brothers." "Twins." "This is Miksa." "He disappeared when we were kids." " Where's Miksa now?" " You tell me, you son of a bitch." "Don't worry, Julia." "We'll have you back on your feet in no time." "Incoming flight." " Incoming flight." " Whoa." "I'm fine." "I'm fine." " You know, what we did was..." " Under the circumstances..." " The work is really what's important." " It was perfectly..." " Fine." "It's fine." " Yeah." " What we did was biology." "I'm OK." "Really." " Okay." "Incoming flight." "Fine." "I am too." "What do you think?" "Good or bad?" "Considering we never got the call out, probably bad." "Definitely bad." " Military?" " No." " My corporate patrons." " Hold your weapons." "Sir." "Dr. Farragut, isn't it?" "It's so nice to finally meet you." "I'm Constance Sutton, the Chief Operating Officer of the Ilaria Corporation, parent company of Arctic Biosystems." "I'm here for one reason only:" "to help you." "The first thing I need is a working line to the CDC." "Am I to understand that the communication satellite went down?" "Unfortunately, I don't have a magic telephone." "I'm under the same constraints as everyone at this base." " What about your helicopters?" " They're out of range already." "They'll be back in two days' time." "I'm afraid you're stuck with me and my boys until then, Doctor." "Two hours in a helicopter." "Ouch." "I'm sorry you had a rough journey." "So, Alan, how goes the search for a cure?" " Slowly." " Hence the fact that I am here wearing combat boots." "But it's time for us to create a new paradigm between our corporation and the CDC, so what do you need from Ilaria to contain this terrible disease?" "An integral member of my team, uh, Dr. Walker, is trapped" " down on Level R. I need her back." " Impossible." "Dr. Hatake, please." "Let's square the circle here." "Dr. Walker, why is she locked up?" "She's infected." "I'm so sorry." "She's an expert in RNA structure." "And that's important because...?" "RNA carries the message." "We store the instructions for the cure in the DNA, and then the RNA passes it on, and that makes her the most important member of my team." "Well, Ilaria is about value-add." "If Dr. Walker is what you need, Dr. Walker is what you will get." "Lieutenant Klein, let's prepare a plan" " to retrieve Dr. Walker." " Yes, ma'am." "Alan, one thing." "One thing only: a cure." "Please." "Now," "Dr. Hatake, may we have a word?" "In private, if you don't mind." "Constance." "Hiroshi." "Two things, Hiroshi!" "Two simple things." " That's all we needed." " I created your virus..." "Where is the cure?" "!" "Virus and cure." "One without the other is meaningless." "We don't want to kill everybody." "just thin the herd a bit." "And rule them." "It's time." "We've waited long enough." "You know that." "There have been a few setbacks." "You failed." "Thank God the CDC arrived to do your job for you." "For you." "What is this other strain that I'm hearing about?" "NARVIK-B, the one that turns people into..." "An alternate attempt at the virus." "Why?" "The cure has been elusive in the A strain." " Perhaps the B strain..." " Perhaps you are full of shit," "Hiroshi." "It's the Willis hypothesis." "We said no then." "Nothing has changed." "Virus and cure." "Simple." "Do you really plan to go down to Level R?" "To get this Walker?" "Yes." "If Dr. Farragut needs her, he gets her." " The cure is in his hands now." " And then?" "And then we follow normal null protocol no witnesses." "These people are my employees, my responsibility." "No one gets out alive, Hiroshi." "You knew that before we started." "What about the CDC?" "If they fail to return?" "We have people in place to control such things." "And if I... find out that you betrayed us... the only thing left of you or this facility will be a blackened scar on the ice." "Now say it." "Say it." "No one gets out alive." "Agh!" "Come on!" "Please?" "Begging?" "Thought you military guys were tough." "Just one hand even, so I can hold on." " No." " How much farther?" " Far." " "Far!"" "Are you mocking me?" "Would you prefer I sang "One Hundred Bottles of Beer?"" "I'd rather you shut your mouth!" "Well, then untie me, and I promise you won't hear a word." "Or I could just speed up, you fall off, and then I won't" " have to hear you yapping." " I like my plan better." "We need to talk." "About... about Sutton." "What about her?" "I don't think she's telling us everything." "not with what Hatake's been putting us through." " What do you mean?" " What I mean is I don't think our agenda is her agenda." "Right." "Where's the profit in sending Sutton" " and her private army up here?" " Especially when we're already" " cleaning up their mess for free." " Big pharma." "You know they're only interested in the bottom line." " They don't really want to help people." " And who knows how far they'll go to protect their investment?" "We can't stop working on a cure." "No, too many lives at stake." "But we do not work for Sutton." "We keep the cure from her." "We may need it." "Ah!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Ahhh!" "Ah!" "Daniel." "Hatake's adopted son." "Though on some level you do realize that we pay your salary, yes?" "So you've already bought me." "Paid for excellent service, rather." "Did you have a chance to meet this Dr. Walker?" " Yeah." " I'm feeling some pushback," "Daniel, and I'm extremely busy, so I need a quick win" " on this one, okay?" " Okay." "I need full intel on Walker before I return her to Dr. Farragut, and... well, let's be honest, Hiroshi is not gonna tell me anything." "There's not much to tell." "I like you, Daniel, and I don't want to start our relationship with you lying to me." "I wasn't aware that we had a relationship." "Loyalty I understand." "Hell, I even admire it." "So let's skip the negatives and get straight to the positives, shall we?" "You are very good at your job." "And Hatake is not gonna be in charge of this place forever." "Just think on it, Daniel." "Please." "Hiroshi has destroyed everyone who's ever been close to him." "Don't let him do the same to you." "Handy." "The US military abandoned 67 of these early-warning stations across the Arctic." "Someone should put them to use." "How about untying my hands?" "You need your hands to sleep?" "You've got the gun." "Yeah, you make a good point." "I'm just saying." "Let's be reasonable." "Okay." "Okay." "It's reasonable to hogtie you." " Make sure you don't get any ideas about running off." " Aw, come on!" "I need to get back upstairs." "I need to get to Alan." "My blood could have antibodies that fight the virus." "There's a guy in Australia." "His blood plasma has saved 2 million babies." "We only have to save 40 or 50 people." "This would be so much easier if you were real." " I'm better than nothing." " Barely." "Are you connected to my silver eyes?" " Is that why I'm seeing you?" " Is that your hypothesis?" "You know I've always hated the Socratic method." "Fine." "Maybe it's temporary light sensitivity." "Or non-episodic cluster headaches." "Or maybe you're just going blind." "Better than dead, I guess." "Or maybe maybe you're survivor zero." "The first one cured." "But if I'm cured, why am I still hallucinating?" "I have an even better question." "Why are you hallucinating me instead of Alan?" "Sutton is trying to turn me against you." "Of course she is." "I just wanted to let you know." "Sutton can be a dangerous enemy." "I understand." "No." "You don't." "She destroys anything that gets in her way." "She said something similar about you." "What is it you want from me?" "Your trust." "I'm trying to protect you." "But there is one thing you can do." "Under no circumstances can Sutton be allowed to gain access to Dr. Walker." "Why is Walker so important?" "Is it about the cure?" " I never cared about the cure." " But I thought that's why..." "Is it not enough that I asked for your help?" "I think Sutton will kill Walker." "I do not wish that outcome." "You should get closer to the heater." " Are you really gonna sleep?" " That's what tired people do." " Deus caramba." " Jeez, you can't even speak Spanish correctly." "That's 'cause it's Portuguese." "See?" "Horrible Spanish." "Where's your home?" "Espirito Santo." "Just north of Rio." "I really am sorry." "You know, about the missing kids." "As a child, we were warned to stay near the hunting camps." "Otherwise, the Qalupalik would take us." "Qalu-who?" "Boogeyman." "Child-stealer." "But I grew up and discovered my Boogeyman was real." "Mine too." "A lot of kids go missing in Espirito Santo?" "Yeah." "Fine." "I don't like you." "But I'm sorry about whatever you went through." "Dr. Farragut." "Ms. Sutton." "Please, call me Constance." "So, how is the search for the cure progressing?" "It isn't, without Dr. Walker." "I thought we had an understanding." "You take care of the lab work, and I will take care of everything else." "I'm afraid you didn't square the circle on that one, Constance." "Plans are in motion." "My security team will be going down to" " retrieve Dr. Walker very soon." " And I'll be going with them." "I'm afraid that's a non-starter, Alan." "We can't allow anything to happen to you." "Dr. Walker is a member of my team." "I need to guarantee her safety." "I'm sensing you have some trust issues." "If I don't go, no one goes." "Suit yourself." "But you will have an armed escort at all times." "I wouldn't have it any other way." "Perimeter alert." "Perimeter alert." "Perimeter alert." "Miksa." " What the hell are you doing here?" " You mean alive?" "Miksa!" "You even feel like him." " Who the hell are you?" " He says you think your name is Daniel." "Your name is Miksa." "You were taken from us as a child." "Listen, I don't know who you think I am..." "I've been searching for you my entire life." " My brother." " What is this?" "What are you trying to pull?" "Don't look at me." "She's got another one exactly like you back home." "Your brother, your twin!" "Tulok." "Impressive." "But I can use Photoshop too." "Take him to Isolation." "I'll deal with her." "Attention." "Code 197." "Level G." "One, two, three, four." "Four steps to the table." "One, two, three steps to the cabinet." "Ah!" "One step to the cart." "Gotta remember that." "Dr. Hatake?" "Is that you?" "Peter?" "Nice to see you've made yourself at home." "Hiroshi, who is Julia Walker?" " Why haven't you mentioned her?" " Why would I?" "You briefed us that poor dead veterinarian, Doreen..." "Walker seemed unimportant." "Dr. Farragut seems to think she's the exact opposite of unimportant." " She's his ex-wife." " Ah, nepotism." "Is that his reasoning?" "Perhaps." "And what is yours?" "Recruiting." "I have files on all CDC scientists." "So she is important." "I chose not to recruit her, so no," "I don't believe so." "A difference of opinion then." "Good." "Human Resources problems I can understand." "I'll tell you what, Hiroshi," "I will personally arbitrate Dr. Walker's importance or lack thereof when I go down to Level R and pull her out." "Where is she?" "She's in a lab we set up for triage." "R-17." "Hiroshi." "Let's not forget which side you're on." "Access granted." "Ever use one of these?" "Recently." "Dr. Farragut." "You want to come with us?" "Take the gun." "Scheduled cleaning, Level B." "Do you really think you can trust them?" "No, but you saw what happened when we went down there alone." "All these guns around..." "Might as well use them to get what we want." "Go get Julia, please, so that we can all go home." "Balleseros." "Doctor Farragut!" " Hey, hey, hey!" " Doctor Farragut!" " Please!" "Stop!" "Stop it!" " That man killed Dr. Boyle!" "The army en..." "You killed a member of the CDC who's trying to find a cure for this virus?" "I promise you," "I will make this man pay." "You have neither the time nor the wherewithal to handle this right now." "I do." " This is not your concern." " No, but if my men handle this, that puts you back in the lab faster, and that is very much my concern." "Give me a minute with the prisoner, and get ready for Level R insertion and retrieval." " Ma'am." " Dismissed." "Shit." "What was that for?" "You murdered 25% of the workflow we need for the cure." "How about I kill 25% of you?" "Come on, Constance." "Ms. Sutton." "What am I paying you for?" " Virus." "Cure." " Wrong." "That is what Ilaria pays you for." "I, on the other hand, tasked you with finding me proof that Hatake has gone off the rails." "The last time you checked in, you said you were on to something." "Sorry to disappoint you." "I've been a little busy trying not to get killed." "So you have nothing... except excuses?" "And a perforated spleen." "You created the Hatake situation." "Don't you blame me for your mess." "That's why I like you, Serge." "You're either very brave or very... very foolish." "Apparently, both." "A brave fool is still a fool." "So, are you gonna take these off, or am I still in a time-out?" "I need Alan as an ally." "Releasing you will be the quickest way" " to screw that up." " You're kidding, right?" " Do I ever kid?" " So I stay?" "So you stay." "Plus, I'm not sure you would survive an encounter" " with that Daniel character." " Thanks for the vote of confidence." "Oh, now, if I were you," "I would think that my... soft kisses are all the vote I needed." "Lieutenant Klein!" "Throw him in Isolation." "Access granted." "Dr. Walker." "Where were you?" "What happened here?" " Was it the other scientists?" " No, a vector." "Are you hurt?" "It was here, right in front of me, ready to attack, and then it just..." "and then... it just stopped." "Dr. Walker, you look... better." "Alive." "Healthy." "Possibly going crazy." "All of the above." "This is wonderful." "Yeah, except for the crazy part." "Could do without that." "I'll need to draw blood." "Run diagnostic tests." "I've already done all the tests." "There's no sign of the virus." "The only thing-Ah!" "Ah, my eyes hurt!" "There's something happening to my eyes." "Everything's blurry." "Sit here." "Let me get you some bandages." "Close your eyes." "Are you okay?" "Level E." "My sit-reps indicate these vectors are fast and strong?" " Level F." " Like nothing you've ever seen." "And the others?" "Human." "Suffering prolonged and fatal cellular breakdown" " due to the NARVIK-A strain." " Level E." "Or not suffering at all." "You said there were healthy people down there as well?" "There were." "Now I don't know." "Level R." "Perez, take point." "Clear." "Lab R-17?" "This way, I think." " You heard the man." "Let's go." " Roger that." "Can you walk?" "Yes." "Why?" " We need to leave this place." " Why?" "There is a woman coming down here to kill you." " What are you talking about?" " I'll explain everything, but right now, we need to leave." " Does Alan know about this?" " He's coming down with her." " Alan would never..." " He doesn't know what she's capable of." "I do." "You have to come with me." " No." "I want to wait for Alan." " If you do... you'll die." "You have to trust me." "Julia... please." "Okay." "Access granted." "Alan, wait a moment." "Make entry." "Single shots, no bursts." "Dr. Walker's precious cargo." "On my mark." "Ready." "Breach!" "Look out!" "Full retreat!" "Let's go!" "Go!" "Fall back!" " Philip's down!" " Leave him." "I have to find Julia." "She's not in there." "She's one of them now." " I'm not leaving her down here." " How is getting yourself infected or killed gonna help her?" "I don't know, but I can't leave her behind." "We have to get back upstairs." "Then we come back down with more security, bigger numbers." "Otherwise we're sitting ducks." "Duck!" "I'm going to find Julia." "You still don't understand how this works, do you?" " Get to the elevator." " I just saved your life." "And I am extremely appreciative, but right now I have to protect my investment." "By putting a bullet through it?" "Go ahead." "If it's the difference between shooting you now and shooting you later when you're one of them, then fine, although I will need to put a bullet through young Sarah as well." "Loose ends." "Let's escort Dr. Farragut back up to Level B," " please, Lt. Klein?" " Yes, ma'am." " Why here?" " No cameras." "Father took that." "Father?" "He's dead." "Mother too." " And what did you call me?" " Miksa." "It was our grandfather's name." "And why should I believe you?" "Any of this?" "Why would I lie?" " Dr. Hatake has many enemies." " Hatake?" "He's responsible." "He's the one that stole you," " along with the others." " The others?" "Thirty-one children over the years." "Do you remember any of them?" "There were always children here." "I thought it was normal." "What happened to them?" "I don't know." "Maybe you didn't want to know." " Where are we?" " Upstairs." "You are safe." "Daniel?" " What's the meaning of this?" " Don't." "Just don't." "And you are?" "His sister." "The one you left behind when you stole him from his family." "Dr. Walker, these men will escort you back to the lab." "Take these." "You'll need them." " Go." "You'll be fine." " What about you?" "I'm not sure." "Dr. Walker." "Julia!" " I'm..." " Get her out of here." "The floor is secured for now." "We should be safe up here." "Level B." "Elevator locked." "I've just sacrificed my own men for you." "Now it's your turn." " Run along and find me that cure." " Well, what about Dr. Walker?" "Oh, Alan." "She's one of those things now, or dead." "I don't know which is worse." "Oh, my God." "Jules." "Jules." "What are you doing here?" "I thought you were..." "Look at you." "Your symptoms are gone." "I'm cured." "At least, I, uh," "I mean..." "I think I am." " How?" " I don't know." "Look at me." "Jules."

"Captain's log, star date 45047.2." "We are en route to the uninhabited El-Adrel system, near the territory of an enigmatic race, the Children of Tama." "The Tamarians arrived at El-Adrel IV nearly three weeks ago." "They have been sending a signal towards Federation space ever since." "The signal is a mathematical progression with no specific message." " But they wanted us to notice them." " Apparently." "Starfleet thinks they are attempting communication." "Commander?" "Our vessels have met Tamarian ships seven times over the past 100 years." "Each meeting went without incident." "But relations were not set up." "Communication was not possible." "Why?" "The Children of Tama were called incomprehensible by Capt Silvestri." " Others accounts are alike." " A cause for concern." "They may be threatening our border." "Previous accounts suggest a peaceable race." " We have to start from there." " Agreed." "I appreciate your prudence, but Starfleet believes the Tamarians have extended a hand." "We must do the same." "The Children of Tama." "I've heard rumours about them for years." "Indeed." "But are they truly incomprehensible?" "In my experience, communication is a matter of patience, imagination." "I would like to believe we have these qualities in sufficient measure." "Rai and Jiri at Lungha." "Rai of Lowani." "Lowani under two moons." "Jiri of Ubaya." "Ubaya of crossed roads at Lungha." "Lungha, her sky grey." "Rai and Jiri at Lungha." "Counsellor?" "I sense nothing but good intentions from them." "Mr. Data?" "He seems to be stating the proper names of individuals and locations." " Yes, but what does it all mean?" " I am at a loss, sir." "Captain, would you be prepared to consider the creation of a non-aggression pact between our two peoples, possibly leading to a trade agreement and cultural interchange?" "Does this sound like a reasonable course of action?" "Kadir beneath Mo Moteh!" "The river Temarc!" "In winter." "Impressions?" " They're trying their best." " As are we." "For what it's worth." "Shaka." "When the walls fell." " Darmok." " Darmok?" "Rai and Jiri at Lungha!" "Shaka." "When the walls fell." "Zima at Anzo!" "Zima and Bakor!" " Darmok at Tanagra!" " Shaka!" " Mirab, his sails unfurled!" " Darmok." " Mirab." " Temarc!" "The river Temarc." "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra." "Block their transport on the shield." " Not enough time." " Where is he?" "They have transported Picard to the planet with their captain." " Riker to O'Brien!" " Not possible to transport, sir." "Their ship has created a particle scattering field in the ionosphere." "Riker to Capt Picard." "Do you read me, Captain?" " Can we compensate?" " No, sir." "They are projecting a particle- sustaining beam into the atmosphere." "The result is a hyper-ionization, disrupting EM and subspace carriers." "So they can't communicate with their man either or beam anyone through." "Correct." "However, they have left sensor frequencies clear." "Then they can tell what's going on." "Analysis, Mr. Worf." " What the hell is going on?" " A contest, perhaps." "Between champions." "Our captain against theirs." "Theirs was armed." "Darmok and Jalad." "You want to fight with me?" "Is that it?" "A challenge?" "Darmok and Jalad." "I don't know who or what Darmok or Jalad are, but I didn't come here to start a war." "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!" "Sorry, Captain." "Shaka." "When the walls fell." "Sensors show that the two captains are in apparent good health, about 20 meters from each other." " Hail the Tamarian ship." " On screen." "You have our captain." "I want him released." "Darmok at Tanagra." "This could be interpreted as an act of war." "Kiteo." "His eyes closed." "Chenza at court." "The court of silence." " Chenza!" " Any way to get through to them?" " Not without further study." " Close the channel, Mr. Worf." "Gladly, sir." "Worf, I want you to assemble a team, take a shuttle down to the planet, bring back the Captain." "Aye, Commander." "The Tamarians are able to stop a shuttle." "I'm aware of that." "But disrupting our transporter beam and firing on a shuttle are different things." "I'm betting they won't push it that far." "Shaka." "When the walls fell." "Shaka indeed." "What now, Captain?" "Will you attack me in my sleep?" "If I don't freeze to death first." "Darmok of Kanza." "Jalad of the Kituay." "Picard of the Federation." "Of the Starship Enterprise." "Of the planet Earth!" "Kadir beneath Mo Moteh." "Temba." "Temba?" "What does that mean?" "Fire?" "Does Temba mean fire?" "Temba." "His arms wide." "Temba is a person?" "His arms wide." "Because he's..." "He's holding them apart in..." "In generosity." "In giving." "In taking?" "Temba." "His arms wide." "Thank you." "Thank you!" "First Officer's log, supplemental." "I'm sending a shuttlecraft to find Capt Picard, gambling that the Tamarians will sit tight and not risk exchange of fire." "The positron density is 0.013." "Electron concentration 7.95." "Particle gradient, four over seven." "We are 250 kilometers from the planet's surface." "The shuttle has reached the E region of the planet's ionosphere." "How long can we maintain communication?" "The Tamarian scattering layer is in the upper D region." "The shuttle will reach that area in two minutes." " The Tamarian ship?" " Unchanged, sir." "They appear to be making no attempt to stop us." "Maybe we called their bluff." "Status?" "Navigational, life support, propulsion normal." "On-board systems do not appear to be disrupted, but I can barely read you." "Maintain communication as long as conditions permit." "I am reading a power surge in the Tamarian plasma reactor." "Lt Worf, evasive manoeuvre sequence delta." "Sequence delta." " The shuttle has been hit." " Damage?" "The starboard nacelle has been rendered inoperable." "That's all?" "Riker to Worf." "Report." "Starboard thrusters destroyed." "I may be able to land, but I will not be able to take off." "Understood." "Return to the Enterprise, Mr. Worf." "Aye, sir." "Enough to turn them back, but not hurt them." "Yes, sir." "The phaser pulse was attenuated for just that effect." "Nice shooting." "I can punch up the beam enough to get the Captain through the field, but it'll take me at least a full day." " Capt Picard could be dead by then." " I do not believe so." "I have confidence in his ability as a warrior." "He will be victorious." "You still assume this is a challenge." "We can't be certain of that." "Agreed." "We're only making guesses about their motivations, no more." "Then why wait?" "If we attack them, they cannot maintain their scattering field." "Which might start a shooting match and still not save the Captain." " It would end this stalemate." " It's too much of a risk!" "I'll take that course when it's the last one left." "Who the hell are these people?" "There has to be a way to get through." "With more study it may be possible." "Then do it." "Deanna, help him." "I want something by 0900 hours." "Now, where have you gone to, my friend?" "Forgive the intrusion, Captain, but I need some answers." " Darmok at Tanagra!" " Shaka!" "Mirab, his sails unfurled!" " Darmok!" " Mirab!" "Freeze." "Darmok." "Darmok." "Well, it seems to be a point of contention between them." "Something the Tamarian Captain proposed that the First Officer didn't like." "The apparent emotional dynamic supports that." "As with the other terms used by the Tamarian, this appears to be a proper noun." "The name clearly carries a meaning." "Computer, search for the term "Darmok" in all linguistic databases." "Searching." "Darmok is the name of a seventh-dynasty emperor on Kanda IV." "A mytho-historical hunter on Shantil III." "A colony on Malindi VII." "A frozen dessert on Tazna V. A..." "Stop search." "How many entries are there for Darmok?" "47." "All our technology and experience, our universal translator, our years in space, contact with more alien cultures than I remember..." "I have encountered 1,754 non-human races during my tenure in Starfleet." "And we still can't even say hello to these people." "Correct." "A single word can lead to tragedy." "One word misspoken or misunderstood." "And that could happen here if we fail." "Replay at time index 144." " Darmok at Tanagra!" " Freeze." "Computer, search for the term "Tanagra", all databases." "Searching." "Tanagra." "The ruling family on Gallos II." "A ceremonial drink on Lerishi IV." "An island continent on Shantil Ill." "Stop." "Shantil Ill." "Computer, cross-reference that with the previous search index." "Darmok is a mytho-historical hunter on Shantil Ill." "I think we've got something." "Captain's log." "Darmok!" "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!" " I was curious." "I meant no harm." " Shaka!" "Temba." "His arms like Temba!" "Enough!" "I will not fight you!" "You will just have..." "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra." "Temba, his arms wide." "I'll go along with that." "Commander, sensors are picking up an electromagnetic disturbance approaching the Captain." "Analysis?" "A variable induction field." "Possibly a life form." "How close is it to the Captain?" "The field is erratic, appearing and disappearing, but it appears to be moving toward him." "Attacking?" "Riker to La Forge." " La Forge here." " How much longer on the transporter?" " Two hours, maybe three." " I want the Captain out now!" " That's not very likely, sir." " I don't want to hear that." "Lefler, what's the resonance frequency?" " 0.34 over standard." " I want 0.53 at the very least." "Commander, I need two minutes." "There's a good chance it won't work." " If it fails..." " I know." "We will have tipped our hand to the Tamarians." "But it's a chance we have to take." "Agreed." " La Forge, proceed." " We're on it." "La Forge out." " Riker to transporter room one." " O'Brien here, Commander." "Stand by, Mr. O'Brien." " Mirab, his sails unfurled?" " Come!" "Shaka, when the walls fell." "Shaka, when the walls fell." "Shaka." "You said that before, when I was trying to build a fire." "Is that a failure?" "An inability to do something?" " Darmok and Jalad..." " ..at Tanagra." "I remember the words, but I don't understand!" " Matrix levels?" " Annular convergence, 439.205." "Confinement resolution, 0.527." "That won't do it." "Increase thermal input coefficient to 150 percent." " Increasing." " Status, La Forge?" "We're almost there, Commander." "Lefler, shunt the overload to the sequencers in transporter one." " Yes, sir." " La Forge to O'Brien." " Go ahead." "Commander." " Confirm phase-sequencer linkage." "Link confirmed." "Ready whenever you are, sir." "Uzani." "His army at Lashmir!" "At Lashmir?" "Was it like this at Lashmir?" "A similar situation to the one here?" "Uzani." "His army with fist open." "A strategy, with fist open?" " With fist open." " His army with fist closed." "With fist closed." "An army with fist open." "To lure the enemy." "With fist closed to attack?" "That's how you communicate, isn't it?" "By citing example!" "By metaphor!" "Uzani's army with fist open!" "Sokath!" "His eyes uncovered!" "No!" "I've got a piece of him, that's all." " Boost the confinement beam." " 157 over standard." "It's as solid as it'll go." "The Tamarian and the entity are in close proximity." "The Tamarian's life signs are fluctuating." "The scattering field is still on." "What the hell is wrong with them?" "They can see what's going on." "Riker to O'Brien, report." "The field's still deflecting the signal." " There just isn't enough of him." " Open a channel to the Tamarians." "Aye, sir." "Your captain is under attack!" "Drop your particle field." "Kailash!" "When it rises." " They have closed the channel." " O'Brien to bridge." "I can't hold him." "Shaka." "When the walls fell." "First Officer's log, star date 45048. 8." "Our attempt to transport Capt Picard back has failed." "My options are narrowing, my patience all but gone." "The situation is that the entity has moved off several hundred meters." "Capt Picard's bio-scan readings are stable." "The Tamarian's are not." "He may be injured." "If the entity attacks again, the Captain may face it alone." "The transporter isn't usable." "The Tamarians have deepened the scattering field to the D region." " We can't get through." " Unless we attack the ship." "Can you find the source of their beam?" "They have a polarity-coil generator." "It's pretty heavily shielded." "Could we get through with our phasers?" "Not with the first spread." "It'd take a few hits." "That's not good enough." "We need to knock out their field with one shot, get the Captain back before they know it." "We could target the amplification pathways around the generator." " We can do it in one burst." " How long would it take?" "Worf and I would have to adjust the pre-fire chamber for focus." "A few hours?" "Make it so." "I would prefer a peaceful solution." "If we could talk our way out, that much the better." " Sadly, it may not be that simple." " What did you find out?" "The Tamarian ego structure does not allow what we call self-identity." "Their ability to abstract is highly unusual." "They communicate through narrative imagery, a reference to people and places from their mytho-historical accounts." "It's as if I were to say to you, "Juliet on her balcony"." " An image of romance." " Exactly." "Imagery is everything to them." "It embodies their emotional states, their very thought processes." "It's how they communicate and how they think." "If we know how they think, can't we get across to them?" "No." "It is like understanding the grammar of a language, but none of the vocabulary." "If I didn't know who Juliet was or why she was on that balcony, the image alone wouldn't have any meaning." "Correct." "For instance, we know that Darmok was a great hero, a hunter, and that Tanagra was an island, but that's it." "Without the details, there's no understanding." "We have to learn the narrative from which Tamarians draw their imagery." "Given our current relations, that does not appear likely." "Darmok and Jalad... ..at Tanagra." "Our situation is similar to theirs." "I understand that." "But I need to know more." "You must tell me more about Darmok and Jalad." "Tell me..." "You used the words, "Temba, his arms wide"" "when you gave me the knife and the fire." "Could that mean "give"?" "Temba, his arms wide." "Darmok." "Give me more about Darmok." "Darmok on the ocean." "Darmok." "Darmok." "The ocean." "Darmok on the ocean." "A metaphor?" "For being alone?" "Isolated?" "Darmok on the ocean." "Are you alright?" "Kiazi's children, their faces wet." "Temba, his arms open." "Give me more about Darmok on the ocean." "Tanagra on the ocean." "Darmok at Tanagra." "At Tanagra." "A country?" "Tanagra on the ocean." "An island!" " Temba, his arms wide." " Jalad on the ocean." "Jalad at Tanagra." "Jalad at Tanagra." "He went to the same island as Darmok." "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra." "The beast at Tanagra." "The beast?" "There was a creature at Tanagra?" "Darmok and Jalad, the beast of Tanagra." "They arrive separately." "They struggle together against a common foe, the beast at Tanagra." "Darmok and Jalad." "At Tanagra." "Darmok and Jalad on the ocean." "They left together." "Darmok and Jalad on the ocean." "The ocean." "Zinda!" "His face black, his eyes red..." "Callimas." "At Bahar." "You hoped that something like this would happen, didn't you?" "You knew there was a dangerous creature here and you knew from the tale of Darmok that a danger shared might sometimes bring two people together." "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra." "You and me, here." "At El-Adrel." "Kira at Bakshi." "Temba, his arms wide." "My turn?" "I'm not much of a storyteller." "Besides, you wouldn't understand." "Shaka, when the walls fell." "Perhaps that doesn't matter." "You want to hear it anyway." "There's a story, a very ancient one, from Earth." "I'll..." "I'll try and remember it." "Gilgamesh, a king." "Gilgamesh, a king." "At Uruk." "He tormented his subjects." "He made them angry." "They cried out aloud," ""Send us a companion for our king!"" ""Spare us from his madness!"" "Enkidu, a wild man from the forest, entered the city." "They fought in the temple." "They fought in the streets." "Gilgamesh defeated Enkidu." "They became great friends." "Gilgamesh and Enkidu at Uruk." "At Uruk." "The..." "The new friends went out into the desert together, where the great bull of heaven was killing men by the hundreds." "Enkidu caught the bull by the tail." "Gilgamesh struck him with his sword." "Gilgamesh." "They were victorious." "But Enkidu fell to the ground, struck down by the gods." "And Gilgamesh wept bitter tears, saying, "He who was my companion..." "..through adventure and hardship... ..is gone for ever."" "First Officer's log, supplemental." "Despite the risk of war, I have no choice but to break the stalemate." " Phasers nearly ready, sir." " Stand by to fire." "Commander, the Tamarian's bio-scan is becoming unreadable." "He may be dead, sir." "If we know that, so do the Tamarians." " Riker to La Forge." " La Forge here." " I need those phasers." " Sir." "Sensors show the entity is approaching Capt Picard's position." "I understand your sacrifice, Captain." "Unfortunately, if our friend out there has its way,... ..no one will ever know what you tried to do." "Nine meters and closing." "The energy output of the entity has doubled." "Six meters." "La Forge to bridge." "You have phasers." "Fire." "Their particle-beam emitters are inoperative." " Scattering field is down, sir." " O'Brien, energize." "We got him, Commander." " Maximum shields." " Aye, sir." " Red alert!" " Starboard shields at 52 percent." " Forward shields are gone." " Let's get out of here." "That may not be possible." "The starboard nacelle sustained a direct hit." " Warp engines are off line." " Go to impulse." "Back us off." "They are matching our manoeuvres." "And firing." "Return fire, Mr. Worf." "Full phasers." "Firing." "Their shields are holding." "They are firing again." " Our shields have failed." " We cannot survive another hit." " Hail the Tamarian vessel." " Aye, Captain." "Zinda!" "His face black, his eyes red." "Temarc." "The river Temarc!" "In winter." "Darmok?" "And Jalad." "At Tanagra." "Darmok and Jalad... ..on the ocean." "Sokath, his eyes open!" "The beast of Tanagra." "Uzani, his army." "Shaka, when the walls fell." "Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel." "Mirab, with sails unfurled." "Temba, his arms open." "Temba at rest." "Thank you." "Power has been restored, sir." "New friends, Captain?" "I can't say, Number One." "But at least they're not new enemies." " I hope I'm not intruding." " Of course not, Number One." "The damage report's ready for your review." "Thank you." "Greek, sir?" "The Homeric Hymns, one of the root metaphors of our own culture." "For the next time we encounter the Tamarians?" "More familiarity with our own mythology might help us to relate to theirs." "The Tamarian was willing to risk all of us just for the hope of communication, connection." "Now the door is open between our peoples." "That commitment meant more to him than his own life." "Thank you, Number One."

"[ Birds chirping ]" "Shit!" "[ Breathing heavily ] Well, that sucked royally." "[ Both laugh ] Okay, you can stop now." "So, that wasn't the worst idea in the world." "See?" "Not the "lying to Jeff" part." "Well, it's not exactly lying." "I mean, technically, you still did spend the weekend with him." "I feel so guilty telling my son that my flight to Atlanta left this morning so I could spend a few hours alone with you." "[ Laughing ] No." "No, no, no." "I get it." "I do." "I mean, how long have we been trying to figure this out, and now that we finally can..." "You're in Atlanta?" "Hey, at least now, while we're trying to figure it out, we're trying to figure it out together..." "Wearing as little as possible." "[ Laughs ]" "Jeff:" "Jim?" "[ Door closes ]" "Jim?" " Hey, Jeff." " Hey." "Uh, I knocked, but I guess you didn't hear." "I used the keys you gave me." "Right." "No, no, no." "I was just, uh..." "I was just..." "I was getting ready." "So, uh... for work." "Uh, so, what's up?" "What's going on?" " E-everything okay?" " Uh, yeah." "Mom had an 8:00 flight back to Atlanta and forgot to give me the 75 bucks I need for soccer camp." "So, uh, think you could lend me some money?" " 75 bucks." " Yeah." "Yeah, sure." "Uh, it's in my wallet..." "Which is in the kitchen, which is this way." "Oh, aren't you gonna be late?" "No." "Senior assembly, and my first class doesn't start until 11:00." "Huh." "Um..." " $75." " Thanks." "I can't believe mom forgot the money." "She knew it was due." "Well, you know, she's got a lot on her plate." "Anyway, t-there's kind of, um... there's something I need to talk to you about, but my mom can't ever find out about this, okay?" "I-it's not really the kind of thing a guy shares with his mom." "Oh." "It's one of those." "Yeah." "Well, uh, why don't I give you a lift to school?" "You can tell me all about it." "No, no." "That's good." "I mean, I'm riding in with Kyle." "Right." "You know my friend Tina Honeycutt?" " Tina?" " Honeycutt." "Blonde?" "Really, really cute." "A junior." "Oh." "Junior." "That's older." "Yeah, well, um..." "I don't know." "We sort of did it." " What?" "Wait... you... you..." " S-sort of, okay?" " Almost." " How "almost"?" " Second base." " Oh." "Okay." "Okay, that's not so..." "No, no, no, I mean..." "I mean, she was totally giving me the signal to steal third, but I-I couldn't." "I mean, I could." "I could have, okay?" " Oh, yeah." " Yeah." "I don't know." "It just didn't feel right." "And she was totally cool with that, so..." "Oh!" "Okay!" "Well, that's good that she was cool with that." "Good call." " Well, I..." "I, uh..." "I better go." " All right." "You know, Kyle's waiting." " Thanks for the soda." " Yeah." "And this stays between us." "Hey, your mom won't hear it from me." "Cool, man." "Later." "Yeah, later." "Are you serious?" "Wait, wait, no." "Jeff, Jeff, Jeff!" "Hey, it's not what you..." "Man, I have been looking for this all week." "Your, uh, controller." "I forgot I lent it to you." "[ Chuckles ]" "All right, well, later." "Yeah." "Later." "Jim:" "Yep." "She's naked, all right." "The 911 call came in this morning." "A canoer found the body after his morning paddle." "Female, late 20s, trauma to the head." "No clothes, no I.D., no nothing." "I'm thinking we may have a sexual predator on our hands." "You may want to rethink that, compadre." "Rethink what?" "You've barely even seen the body, much less examined it." "I'm seeing a lot of bodies, actually." "Lay, dios mio!" " Huh." "Look." " No, no, no, no, no." " Just look." " No, no, no, no." " Would you just look?" " No!" "Just look!" "Nudist colony." "Great." "I think we may have overdressed for this one." "The Glades 03x04 The Naked Truth Original Air Date:" "June 24, 2012" "Jim:" "The canoer said there wasn't anyone else around when he found the body, just a few people further up the shore." "Swann lake is one of the state's oldest nude beaches." "According to him, this isn't just a nude beach." "Swann lake is a fully incorporated master-planned community." "Just with naked people." ""Naturists," I believe they like to be called." "And Florida may have one of the largest populations of clothing-optional communities in the country, but most people prefer that everybody just keep their damn clothes on." "Yeah." "Some more than others." "[ Laughs ] Yeah, well..." "Keep your eyes open..." "[ Laughs ] ...And me posted." "Nudists, no less." "Are you sure you don't want me to clear out one of the offices upstairs?" "You'd have a lot more privacy." "No, I don't want privacy." "I want to be right here in the heart of things." "Well, you'll definitely have a front-row seat from here." "Your substation has the highest rate of arrest in the entire state, Colleen." "Two years in a row, you've outperformed substations five times larger." "I want to observe your operation, conduct interviews, evaluate prior case studies, see how you conduct an investigation." "Well, I haven't done this alone." "But anything you need..." "My files are your files." "Okay, agent." "[ Both laugh ]" "We actually have a lot of quality people working here." "I can't take full credit." "You can as far as I'm concerned." "You put this unit together, Colleen." "Now it's my job to see how it works." "The victim suffered a pretty nasty blow to the head." "I'm gonna have to get her on the table to confirm cause of death." "So if you're done here, I'll, uh, take her back." "The techs can take the body." "I'm gonna need you to come with me." " Where?" " Where do you think?" " No, no, no, no, no." " Why not?" "Marisol will kill me." "It's not like we're going to a strip club." " This is work." " It doesn't matter." "I vowed to love and honor." "It's not cheating if you're only looking." "Yeah, tell Marisol that." "Jim:" "Tennis, volleyball, naked golf?" "Ooh, just the sound of that hurts." "Oh, come on, Carlos." "Naked could be very liberating... you know, in that "way God intended life" kind of way." "Lucky for us, sin prevailed." "Board of directors, H.O.A. fees, security..." "It's just like any other master-planned community, except here..." "Can I help you?" "Hi." "Yeah." "You can if you recognize this woman." "Oh, my God." "That's Maggie..." "Maggie Garret." "She's a resident here." " And you are?" " I'm Leslie Vonn." "I'm on the Board of Directors for Swann Lake." "How long had you known Maggie?" "Uh, about two years since she applied for membership." "Well, we found her this morning down by the lake." "Uh, did she go there often?" "Our whole community enjoys that lake." "We share it with our neighboring textiled communities." "Textiled communities." "Well, do you know of anyone, textiled or not, that might want her dead?" "No, not a soul." "Maggie was one of the most well-liked residents here." "Anyone with a violent past?" "No, we are very careful about who we admit." "Our lifestyle-based community has the potential to attract an unsavory element, so anyone who applies for residency has to submit to a comprehensive background check." "Of course, when we leave the property, we comply with our state's decency laws." "And no one is accepted that we don't trust completely." " So you trust everyone here completely?" " Yes." "I've lived in Swann Lake my whole life, and I can't think of one incidence of violence taking place." "And did Maggie have a husband or boyfriend?" "No, she lived alone." "I don't know about any other romantic relationships." "Well, uh, when was the last time you saw Maggie, Leslie?" "Yesterday." "She was having lunch in the clubhouse with Phil." " Who's Phil?" " Uh, Phil Levine." "He's another member of the colony." " I can get you his address." " Yeah." "You're on your own with Phil." "Uh, you're medical examiner, Carlos." "You see naked bodies every day." "Dead ones, okay?" "They're totally different when they're alive and can still move all their..." "Parts." "You do the yard work naked?" "Aren't you worried about, you know, cuts?" "I got my boots on." "Something I can help you with?" " You Phil Levine?" " Yeah." "I wanted to ask you a few questions" " about Maggie Garret." " What about Maggie?" "Well, she was found murdered down by the lake this morning." "Murdered?" "!" "Someone told me that, uh, you had lunch with her yesterday." "Yeah, we had lunch around noon." "Then she said she was going to the lake to get some sun." ""Some sun." Seems a little redundant." "Did you go with her?" "I had work to do." "I got to get this brush cleared before our dry season." "So did Maggie go down to the beach alone after you guys had lunch?" "Yeah, I guess so." "Well, then, that would make you the last person to see her before she was found murdered." "You didn't do it, did you?" "No, I didn't." "And for your information, Maggie was one of the sweetest, kindest, most open persons I've ever met." "Everybody loved her." " Did you?" " Yeah." "Not in the way that you mean." "She approached me about applying as a community member, and I helped her navigate the housing board." "It can be difficult for an outsider." " So I've heard." " Yeah, everybody liked her so much she sailed through the selection committee." "Even asked her to help out with a land dispute we're having." "She worked as a loan officer in a bank and has an MBA." "She's real smart about that sort of thing." "What sort of land dispute?" "A condo development wants to break ground on some land next to ours." "Maggie would meet with them on our behalf." "Poor thing got pulled every which way between the different opinions of the colony." "What sort of opinions were those?" "Some people wanted to sell off a few acres of land, some didn't." "The board had the final vote, and they were split right down the middle about it." "And which side were you on?" "I hadn't made up my mind." "But I can tell you one thing..." "Some of the arguments may have gotten a little heated, but I don't know anyone who took it seriously enough to kill over." "Yeah, well, generally speaking, when it comes to money, I stop being surprised at what people find serious enough to kill over." "Okay." "Jim:" "You left your notes for your patients at my house?" "I know." "I know." "I'm an idiot." "But if you recall, I was a little naked, and, uh, in a hurry when I left." "I do seem to recall that, yes." "I think my neighbor might never be the same. [ Scoffs ]" "Seriously, Miranda is going to crucify me when she finds out." "This is the last thing I want for her to have against me." "Well, then we'll make sure she doesn't find out." "I'll go home, find them, call you..." "And read them off to you." " Seriously, you'd do that?" " Of course." "Thank you, thank you, thank you!" "You're the best." "All right, I'll call you later?" "Thanks." "[ Beep ]" "Find anything?" "A transit card for public transportation." "Most people buy one card and just keep adding to the balance as they need it." "Find out which mass-transit system, when and where it was last used." "You got it." "Oh, bug spray." "I can see how that might come in handy in a place like this." "Actually, the idea behind nudist colonies is quite fascinating." "They believe that the concept of a perfect body is a myth..." "That the stress caused by the unrealistic expectations of society are psychologically damaging." "It's not about looking at other people's bodies." "It's about appreciating the human form in all sizes, shapes, ages, and color... nonsexually." "Oh." "How very holistic." "But even people most in touch with themselves give in to human emotion..." "Like murder... and fighting." ""Sorry about the fight." No name." "Find out who sent these." "How was Phil?" "Naked." "How's my time of death?" "Yesterday between 2:00 and 4:00 P.M." "And cause of death is confirmed as blunt-force trauma to the head." "I was able to pull trace amounts of residue from the wound." "It's some sort of polymer based on the chemical composition." "I'm running more tests for specificity." " Could be a link to the murder weapon." " Also, it wasn't a lot, but there was alcohol in her system." "Maybe it made her a bit woozy lying out in the sun." "Didn't hear her killer approaching." "She may not have heard her killer approaching, but she fought back once he attacked." "I found trace skin tissue under her fingernails." "That means we're gonna need DNA swabs from all the residents of the colony." "And by "we," I mean you." "Me?" "No, no, no." "I've done enough naked people for one day." "And since our forensic nurse is in Atlanta, it sounds like a job for..." " Daniel." " Daniel." "What sounds like a job for Daniel?" "Trust me." "You'll love it." "So, our victim was involved in a heated board dispute over a condo development and fought with someone at least twice that we know of..." "Once with the killer down by the lake, and another big enough to warrant flowers and an apology." " Daniel?" " Right." "I just got off the phone with the florist who sent those flowers." "And?" "And they were sent three days ago by the head of the colony's selection committee/Swann Lake's community board president." "Leslie Vonn." "[ Indistinct conversations ]" "It wasn't a fight." "It was more like a disagreement." "Well, why don't you tell me what kind of disagreement warrants a bouquet of flowers and an apology note?" "Maggie was acting as the negotiator between the colony and Donald Glandon..." "The developer who wanted to buy 30 acres of land and build condos next door." "And let me guess..." "You're on the side" " that didn't want to sell the land." " I don't." "Our colony is about freedom and feeling safe." "And that feeling would be gone if a 20-story condominium complex could peak into our backyards." "And when Maggie didn't come around to your way of thinking, you got angry." "It's true." "I got upset." "But she didn't have a vote." "And she wasn't taking sides." "She was completely fair and acting in good faith." "But with half of the board in favor of selling, acting in good faith meant that you might lose." "I mean, you couldn't have a newcomer risking your whole way of life, so you needed her out of the way." "The members of the board who were on the fence were only thinking about the money." "Maggie believed that she could come to a compromise where both sides would be satisfied." "I admit I got more upset with her than I should have." "So I sent her flowers to apologize." "I'm very passionate about my community." "Passionate enough to kill?" "I-I had nothing to do with her murder!" "Can I go now?" "I'm late for an aerobics class." "So you two made up..." "Well, according to you..." "But what you were arguing about hasn't been resolved." "Where do you stand now on the deal?" "We decided to end the talks with Mr. Glandon." "We felt that it was in the best interests of all parties." "Unless you're Donald Glandon." "How did he feel about killing the deal?" "I doubt he felt very good about it at all." "But you'll have to ask him." "Maybe I will." "Maggie's dead?" "God, that's awful." "Yeah, pretty sure that wasn't what she had in mind, either." "We found her bludgeoned down by the lake." "I hear she was helping you negotiate some kind of land deal with the colony?" "With those nut jobs?" "Yeah." "Negotiating's one word for it." "Another wouldn't be "murder," would it?" " Uh, do you mind?" " Mind?" "No." "Not at all." "It's signed by Bobby Amore." "I'm guessing it was worth something before you snapped it in half." "Is this the condo-development deal that you have planned for Swann Lake?" "Yeah." "250 acres of prime lakefront property." "Wow." "Now, I'm no architect, but this seems like enough land for all that." "What do you need their measly 30 acres for?" "A sewage system." "I can't break ground until I build a pipeline that taps into the county sewer." "That track of land right there is my only access from my property to the sewer line." "Without that, you're dead in the water... so to speak." "How much are you in for?" "My opening offer was $1 million." "And how high did that go before Maggie cut off the negotiations?" "$5 million." "$5 million?" "She still couldn't drum up enough support to put that to the vote?" "Or maybe she did and she was just dragging it out or killed it." "So you killed her?" "That's ridiculous." "Maggie was a tough-as-nails negotiator, and I respected that." "Before she came into the picture," "I was dealing with a bunch of naked crazies." "She and I were able to do some actual business." "Well, until you weren't, that is." "So tell me..." "Assuming one day that you get to build this monstrosity, how much is in it for you?" "[ Clears throat ]" "If we sell out all phases," "I'm looking at a net profit of about $500 million." "Half a billion dollars?" "No, that's certainly not a motive for murder." "So negotiations stop moving forward..." "Kill the negotiator." "Trust me, detective, this deal will still happen." "Even if Maggie and I weren't able to come to terms, she told me enough about the colony that I know I had half the board ready to sell." "It's just a matter of finding the right person at the right price." "Everyone has their price, huh?" "That's always been my experience." "Yeah, well, in mine, someone standing between you and half a billion dollars is a damn good reason to bash someone's head in." "[ Telephone ringing ] You can get that." "I'll let myself out." "Yeah." "No." "[ Camera shutter clicks ]" "Okay." "So, Daniel, how long have you been a paid intern here at Palm Glade?" "Going on two years now." "Yeah, Detective Longworth contacted me at the herpetology department at Tampa tech for help on a case, then he asked me to stay on." "Interesting." "And how has it been for you?" "You kidding?" "It's been amazing!" "Until I met Detective Longworth," "I had no idea police work could be so fascinating." "Really?" "Why is that?" "I just think it's kind of the way he does things." "They can be pretty unconventional." "Huh." "Interesting." "But not too unconventional." "More like conventional in a slightly unconventional way." " Thinking outside the box." " Definitely outside the box." "But not too outside the box." "[ Clears throat ]" "Kind of like the way you worked your first case with him..." "When you shot a caiman?" "Um, a caiman?" "They're endangered, you know." "Yes, ma'am, I do know that, a-and I told him." "I did, but I-it's just..." "I might have told him after the gun went off." "I-I-I mean, I love animals more than most people." "I mean, I prefer animals over most people, but not all people." "Just... just anyone who would hurt a caiman." "Oh, God." "I think I'm gonna be sick." "Daniel." "It's okay." "It is?" "You found the jawbone to the victim, which led police to find her killer." "We did?" "I mean, we did." "And while I can't condone killing an endangered animal... nicely done." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "All right, then." "Yeah." "Daniel's in with the bureau chief." "I'll have someone mop him up off the floor when they're done and call you back." "The bureau chief?" "I asked him to run those DNA swabs for a match to the skin tissue we found under Maggie's fingernails." "Your friend isn't gonna harass all my assets, is she?" "Oh, your assets?" " Well, you know, ours." " Uh-huh." "You know, and Jennifer's not harassing." "She's evaluating how and what we do around here that's led to our success." "Huh." "Well, then she's gonna want to talk to..." "Yeah." "I'll have Daniel call you back." "Nice spread." "Yeah, the community does a potluck lunch every Tuesday and Thursday." "Grab yourself a tray." "Oh." "That's nice." "You know, I'm good." "Uh, how well did you know Donald Glandon?" "That developer guy?" " Yeah." " Not at all." " Just what I read or saw on TV." " Really?" "So you had no personal contact with him whatsoever." "The board felt that Maggie, in her role as official negotiator, should be the only person who had any personal contact with him." "Oh." "Well, that's certainly very nice and official." "Uh, you were on the pro-development side, weren't you?" "That's not a secret." "It's a small enough piece of land." "We don't even use it." "I didn't see the harm in selling off a few acres." "We... we have infrastructure needs of our own..." "A new access road, A.C. for the clubhouse." "Money from the sale would help keep our H.O.A. fees down." "Well, that must have been music to Donald Glandon's ears." "You ever sing him that tune?" "I already told you." "I never had any contact with him." "Because if you did, not only would that be a direct violation of the board's no-contact rule, but some people around here might get the idea that you were selling them out..." "Like, say, at the V.I.P. lounge at a hockey game?" "I mean, that is you, right?" "Sandwiched in between Donald Glandon and Bobby Amore in Glandon's luxury skybox?" "Oh, God, no." "Really?" "[ Groaning, grunting ]" "[ Breathing heavily ]" "Put these on." "So, I guess you know what I'm gonna ask you first." "Why the hell did you run?" "I don't know." "I panicked." "We don't get a lot of contact with the law inside the colony." "You don't need contact with law enforcement to know that if I'm looking at you for murder and I've got you dead to rights, running's a pretty good option." "We found DNA under Maggie's fingernails." "It's yours, Phil." "Oh, and, uh, when we find DNA under a victim's fingernails, it's nearly always the killer's." "I told you I didn't kill Maggie." "Maybe it got there when she scratched my back." "Scratched your back, Phil?" "I had some bug bites on my back I couldn't reach." "I asked her to help me." "With all this skin on display, we're a feast for mosquitos." "Okay, but it could also be because of a fight, as in a fight between lovers?" "Thank you." "We found this at your house." "It looks to me like you were proposing." "It also looks like it didn't go very well, huh?" "There's, uh, all these shards of glass." "[ Sniffs ]" "Hmm." "Smells like champagne." "A champagne bottle would be the perfect murder weapon for a crime of passion, now, wouldn't it?" "Okay, fine." "Yes." "I was in love with Maggie." "But the bottle wasn't broken because I killed Maggie with it." "I put it in the freezer to chill, and it exploded." "I never got a chance to propose." "Maggie had alcohol in her system when she was killed." "Sure it wasn't the champagne?" "She had a couple of beers at lunch." "Or maybe you were using that love to seduce her into doing your bidding, like encouraging the board to vote in your favor..." "Playing Donald for cash, tickets to the panthers." "All the while, you're churning that bid up and up and up from $1 million to $5 million, which as chief architect of that round number, you could control, as long as Maggie was out of the picture." "You're wrong." "I didn't care about the money." "I cared about Maggie." "I almost forgot." "The smoking gun..." "Or, should I say, wine sleeve..." "We were able to extract this residue out of the wound that killed Maggie." "It's a polymer." "Like the kind used to make this wine sleeve." "Yeah." "Seriously, the administration that was in place before Director Manus came in to shake things up was a nightmare." "Really?" "[ Chuckles ]" "They couldn't find their ass with two hands and a map." "[ Both laugh ]" "Wow, that must have been so frustrating for you." "I mean, Chief Medical Examiner..." "You could have had your pick of regional offices." "True, and I do pride myself in my work." "But my family has roots here, so I've tried to make the best of things." "Well, those things certainly have improved." "Well, Manus has done a hell of a job putting the team together and getting us back in the game." "So, in your estimation, what exactly would you attribute her success to?" "Mm." "Well, I hate to give the guy so much credit, but I'd have to say it's when she brought in Detective Longworth." " Really?" "!" " Don't get me wrong." "I mean, as soon as he starts in with his shenanigans and starts calling audibles," "I want to, like, blow my brains out." "But pain in the ass or not, he does get the job done." "Yes, I see that." "One, two, three murders committed by two of our own and solved by Detective Longworth." "Um..." "Mike Ogletree..." "Detective Longworth's former partner." "You were here during his tenure?" "I was." "And a medical examiner from Delray Beach..." "Dr. Sylvia Perez?" "Yeah, she was sort of one of my former students." "Protégé, actually." "Hmm." "That's what it says here in the file." "Committed double homicide while under your review." "Yeah, it was during my daughter's Quinceañera, and I may have been a little distracted." "Well, kids can be distracting." " Oh." "You have kids?" " No." "No." "Right." "Anyway, fortunately, the detective who doesn't have kids was able to figure out what was going on and... arrest Dr. Perez." "Wow, arresting your protégé..." "He really is a pain in the ass." ""Allboomeen, global."" ""Salping..." "Er... erectomy."" "Wait, what?" "No, that can't be right." ""Salping..." "O... rectomy."" "Jim, this is important." "If I mess this up, I could kill someone." "I know." "I'm doing the best I can with your handwriting." "On the bright side, you already write like a doctor." "Which would be funny if I wasn't so dead." " Better you than your patients, huh?" " Again, not funny." "Right." "Sorry." "Look, um, you know what?" "It'll be fine." "I'll fax it to you." "Yes!" "No, that is a great idea." "Thank you so much." "Bye!" "Okay, this just came from our victim" "Maggie Garret's job at the bank." "Turns out that she was keeping files on the colony's board members." "What, like, loan applications or dirt?" "Dirt, mostly." "Small-time stuff." "Nothing you couldn't get off the Internet in a few minutes." "But why was she keeping files on the board members?" "Extortion, maybe, or pressure to vote a certain way?" "Better question would be if Maggie was keeping files on everyone, why isn't there a file on Leslie Vonn?" "Detective?" "I just got another hit on the DNA swabs we ran through the criminal database." "As in one of our suspects has a criminal record?" "Let me guess..." "Leslie Vonn." "Turns out she has a prior drug conviction." "She was arrested in Coconut Grove when she was 19." "Which I'm guessing is why her file is missing." "Here's my problem with the naked human form..." "It's either arousing or alarming." "Either way, who needs the aggravation?" "Well, then you're obviously not as evolved as the rest of us." "The rest of us?" "You barely walk upright." "Not true." "After spending a bit of time here," "I can see how naturism can be quite freeing." "Freeing?" "[ Laughs ]" "Let me tell you something, amigo." "There's a reason some of nature's lesser works are hidden behind clothes..." "To keep us from changing our minds long enough to turn off the lights to propagate the species." "[ Scoffs ] Propagate the species, Carlos?" "Wow, I had no idea you were such a romantic." "Uh, speaking of which, how did your talk with Jennifer go?" "Ugh." "You mean Bureau Chief Starke?" "Ooh. "Bureau Chief."" "Wait, I thought everyone liked her." "Oh, yeah, she's lovely, all right." "Right up to the point where she turns on you." "What..." "What do you mean?" "Well, at first she's Jennifer..." "All sweet and friendly." "Then she started going through our cases." "And she turned into Bureau Chief Starke real fast." "Not sure what she's after, but it can't be good." "Look, I'm sure what she's after is what Manus says she's after." "She's here to see how and why our substation's doing so well." "Based on my interview, it's more like why you're doing so well at the expense of everybody else." " Ooh." " Oh." "Detective." "Is there something I can help you with?" "Well, for starters, you can tell me why you neglected to mention that you were arrested in Coconut Grove for drug possession." "Well, obviously that's something I'm not proud of." "But it's more than that, isn't it?" "A conviction like that could get you kicked out of Swann Lake." "You could lose your membership, your vote." "And with Maggie keeping tabs on all of you," "I'm guessing that you found out that she knew about your arrest, and you had to silence her." "Those are neoprene, right?" "The dumbbells... neoprene?" "Carlos." "Hold the bag open, please." "And, since you're already clothed," "I don't need to ask you to get dressed." "[ Indistinct conversations ]" "How's it going?" "[ Chuckles ] Detective Longworth." "Sorry, I was just..." "Working out some kinks." "Yeah." "Hear you've been hard at it." "And it's Jim." "Well, Jim, it's been going great." "I'm just really getting a sense of the culture and how the wheels turn around here." "Everybody's being very nice." "[ Laughs ] Yeah, I can't imagine anyone not being nice to you." "[ Laughs ] Well, you'd be surprised." "Uh..." "I have to..." " Go?" " Yeah." "I have an interview waiting, so..." "Great." "Okay." "Good luck." "So, we'll, uh..." "We'll talk..." "later?" "You can count on it." "You're wrong, detective." "I mean, I admit I made a stupid mistake." "Which..." "Your drug conviction when you were 19 or killing Maggie when she found out and threatened to expose you?" "But I didn't kill Maggie!" "The rules of the colony are clear, Leslie..." "No criminal records." "You'd get kicked out of Swann Lake if anyone found out." "Look, I was just a kid." "It was the first time I had left the colony, and I got mixed up with the wrong crowd." "My parents decided to cover it up so I could come home again." "It's not like I was a threat to anyone." "You were obviously a threat to Maggie, otherwise why would she keep a file on you?" "Which, by the way, is missing now that she's dead." "It's not missing because she's dead." "It's missing because I have it." "Look, Maggie did find out about my conviction, but she wasn't going to expose me." "The flowers I sent..." "You know, about the fight?" "I told you it was over the condo deal, but it wasn't." "Maggie came to me with my file, and I assumed she was going to expose me, like you said, but she wasn't." "She gave it to me instead." "Why would she do that?" "I mean, she could have had you kicked off the board, the condo deal would go through." "She had a royal flush, and she just folded?" "Because she understood why I had lied." "She had grown to love the colony as much as I did." "She said she understood how much people really cared about her when her grandmother passed away and the entire community reached out and sent flowers." "So that's it..." "Just send her flowers, and she'll keep your secrets." "Having people around who care about you is a rare thing, detective." "It's not something you come across every day." "Neither is $5 million." "She didn't care about the money!" "She didn't want the deal to go through anymore when she realized that it would compromise our way of life." "She had a change of heart, and she could no longer be impartial." "Whoever killed her didn't like that change of heart." "Whoever killed her was worried she couldn't be trusted to keep her secrets." "But I trusted her." "Yeah, well, the dumbbell will tell the tale." "Look, Phil might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's no dumbbell." "[ Laughs ] No, no, I mean the dumbbell..." "The five-pound neoprene weight that we found in your gym bag." "The one that you used to kill Maggie Garret." "Carlos:" "I got back the results for the neoprene test." "Phil's wine sleeve wasn't a match to Maggie's wound." "And the dumbbell?" "Mnh-mnh." "Not a match, either." "Well, that doesn't mean one of them didn't kill her with something else." "I also went through the history of activity on Maggie Garret's bank accounts." "I noticed lump sums were being deposited into her account at Community Trust and Loan on a regular basis." " Paychecks?" " I thought the same thing, but they're too large..." "10 grand a month." "And they were deposited in-house." "I contacted legal for more information." "They told me their parent bank," "Community Federal Trust, had deposited the sums." "Parent bank?" "I guess you know what I'm gonna ask you next." "Yeah, the bank Maggie Garret worked at was a subsidiary of one of Don Glandon's financial holdings." "There was no immediate connection, so it took me a while to find it." "Speaking of finding things, the transit card that you guys found at the victim's home..." "It was used for the New York City transit authority." "It was last swiped at a subway station on 54th and Broadway." "Well, all right, I'm gonna go out on a limb... and guess that 54th and Broadway is the location of Donald Glandon's corporate offices." "Which also means" "I think I may have found the murder weapon." "Hey, Donald, look what I found." "Excuse me." "You think maybe now you want to tell me the real story behind your relationship with Maggie Garret?" "[ Chuckles ]" "Well, as you can see, detective, this is not a good time." "Right." "But unless you want me to arrest you in front of all these nice people for her murder..." "You'll make it a good time." "[ Chuckles ]" "This is insane!" "Y-you find a broken canoe paddle, and somehow that makes me a killer because I broke my hockey stick?" "Things do tend to snap in two around you, don't they, Donald?" "But you're right." "That would be insane..." "If that was the only reason." "Like how long you've actually known Maggie and where and when the two of you actually met." "What difference does it make?" "!" "Six months ago..." "Since we started negotiating." "So does lying make you a murderer?" "Or is that insane, too?" "You ever been to a strip club called The Lumber Yard?" "Not that I recall." "Want to try that again?" "This is a copy of one of your past credit-card statements." "See all these charges?" "It's for a place called..." "ooh!" "..." "The Lumber Yard." "So either you were building a deck or you were buying lap dances." "And since you don't strike me as a kind of hands-on guy," "I'm gonna go with lap dances." "I don't remember every bar I've ever been to, detective." "Uh, strip club, Donald." "And the interesting thing about this strip club is that Maggie Garret was working there right about the same time period as these credit-card receipts." "Yeah." "Okay." "But I met a lot of girls there." "I don't remember meeting Maggie." "Uh, a lot of girls that submitted their résumé six times?" "A lot of girls that you eventually hired as an intern at your bank?" "I don't think so." "I hire hundreds of interns every year." "I certainly don't recall meeting any of them." "But you did meet Maggie." "In fact, you knew her pretty well." "You knew she was comfortable around nudity, which would really come in handy if you ever needed someone on the inside of a nudist colony to help con them out of those 30 acres you needed so badly." "What you didn't expect is for her to grow close to the residents..." "Giving her second thoughts about convincing them to make the sale." "She even gave Leslie her file back, so that Leslie could keep the truth about her drug arrest a secret." "All that time, money, and planning, and Maggie just up and torpedoed the whole thing." "So you killed her." "Okay, look..." "I knew I'd have push-back from Swann Lake about the deal." "So, yes, I gave Maggie a job at my bank, where she could become part of the community and then apply and move in to the colony." "She'd come to New York so we could discuss the progress without anyone at the colony overhearing." "Sometimes she'd call late if she couldn't get away, but that was it!" "I did not kill Maggie Garret!" "Private visits, sneaking around, late-night calls..." "Sounds a lot like an affair to me, Donald." "But it wasn't." "My relationship with Maggie was all business." "Now, I admit it might look like there was something going on between us, but I swear to you there wasn't." "And I didn't kill Maggie Garret!" "Now you just get up and leave?" "Maybe you didn't kill her, Donald." "But you're definitely guilty of corporate espionage." "Which means you can kiss your condo development goodbye." "So Maggie's love of Native American art didn't stop at just coffee-table books." "Daniel:" "No, apparently she loved the stuff..." "Furniture, pottery..." "You name it." "Great." "Can you get me a shipping address?" "You got it." "[ Beep ]" "Hey, Phil." "Huh." "Phil:" "I was gonna ask her to marry me." "Had it all planned out." "[ Inhales deeply ]" "But then..." "I don't know." "Something didn't feel right." "She started acting funny." "She wasn't her usual open, honest, funny self." "That's when you started snooping into her life, found out about the New York visits, the late-night phone calls." "She was cheating on me." "I took her out to lunch and tried to talk to her about it." "She just got mad at me, said I was crazy." "Said as much as she loved it at Swann Lake..." "She didn't love me anymore." "She was leaving you." "For him... for that douche bag Donald Glandon." "Maggie liked Native American art, didn't she, Phil?" "I saw that book on Seminole Indians at her house." "She loved it." "She was always looking for interesting pieces to decorate with." "Well, she found them." "Yeah, we checked her credit-card receipts." "She bought some furniture, some pottery at a Seminole reservation..." "Had it shipped out of state to an apartment in La Jolla, California." "California?" "Where she signed a lease, and where I'm guessing she planned on starting over." "Which, I guess, she may have felt she needed to do after throwing in with a shark like Donald Glandon and screwing you guys out of your land." "But after spending time at Swann lake, getting to know everyone, getting to know herself," "I'm guessing she realized she wasn't a cutthroat, money-hungry captain of industry after all." "She wasn't leaving you for someone else, Phil." "She was just leaving." "She wasn't having an affair?" "[ Voice breaking ] Oh, my God." "Oh, God." "[ Sobs ]" "Seriously, a nudist colony." "Naturist resort, thank you." "And I had no idea so many people suffer from psoriasis." "Ah, welcome to my world." "I assumed you got the fax, uh, after I didn't hear from you." "Oh, yeah." "It got here, I just wasn't the one to get it." "Miranda just happened to be at the fax machine when it came in." "Oh, that doesn't sound good." "No, actually, it was okay." "I thought she'd be mad." "But she admitted that she'd forgotten her notes during an interesting escapade of her own." "Ooh!" "That sounds a little like bonding." "Yeah, she doesn't do that." "No, probably not." "[ Laughs ]" "I miss you." "Yeah, I miss you, too." "No, I really miss you." "[ Door opens ]" "Uh..." "And you have to go." "Yeah." "Yeah, I'll, uh..." "I'll call you back?" "Sure." "[ Beep ]" "I've got one of those." "A girlfriend?" "[ Laughs ]" "A long-distance relationship." "Ah." "Yeah, they can be..." "quite challenging." "Yeah." "Yes, they can." "Yeah." "So, how's your evaluation going?" "You figure out yet that the reason behind our success is pure dumb luck?" "[ Chuckles ]" "I'm still looking into it, actually." "But you know what?" "The general consensus seems to be that you bring up everybody's game a notch." "[ Chuckles ] Oh, I'm sure that's not true." "Yeah, I didn't think so at first, either." "But now I'm not so sure." "So I may just have to stick around for a while..." "Ears to the ground, eyes on you..." "See just how it is you do that." "[ Gasps ]" "Aah!" "What...?" "[ Grunting ]" "Walt, hang on." "You're gonna throw your back out." "[ Breathing heavily ]" "[ Both grunting ]" "Pull, ferg." "Pull!" "[ All grunt ]" "[ Breathing heavily ]" "Fisherman... hooked them." "I sent him home." "He was pretty rattled." "Caught them on a parachute Adams." "They're tied up like a pot roast." "[ Camera shutter clicking ]" "[ Coughs ]" "[ Grunts ]" "Gunshot wounds are in the chest." "Exit wounds are in the back, through and through." "Likely no slugs." "Well-preserved..." "Can't have been in this water too long." "Ferg:" "Oh, right." "Sheriff." "Since custer national forest is right across the stream," "I gave a heads-up to the ranger station." "I hope you don't mind." "I didn't tell them anything about what happened, I swear." "I just wanted to make sure... ferg." "Good job." "Morning, Eli." "Hey, Walt." "Man." "Who are they?" "Not sure." "There's no wallets or I.D." "On either one of the victims." "Is there anything I can do to help?" "This is the flat lip." "What's upriver?" "Uh, swiftwater creek flows right into the flat lip about 5 klicks north of here." "Klicks?" "Yeah, you know, klicks." "It's another word for Miles." "Actually, uh, klicks are kilometers." "It's army jargon." "You've seen too many war movies, ferg." "Flat lip river runs right through the res, doesn't it?" "So these guys could be Cheyenne." "[ Sighs ]" "Key card." "It's probably from a motel." "Is there a name on it?" "Well, that would make life too easy, wouldn't it?" "It's not for the ritz." "That's for damn sure." "Hold up." "National forest across the stream." "Res upriver." "Who owns all this land?" "[ Music ]" "You are tall!" "Morning." "I'm sheriff longmire." "This is deputy moretti." "Oh. [ Laughs ]" "Sorry, sorry." "I-I'm a little frazzled." "I just got into town." "Is this about the permits?" "'Cause my contractor said he got those permits." "I swear..." "No... no, ma'am." "Please come in." "I'm sorry." "Come in." "They're here somewhere." "This is not about permits." "Actually, it's a little more serious than that." "We're investigating a crime, miss..." "Ambrose..." "Lizzie ambrose." "We recovered two bodies on your property this morning..." "Took them out of the creek." "Oh, that's awful." "That's... that's just awful." "What can I do to help?" "Take a look at some photos of the men we found." "Yeah, let me get my glasses." "We need to know if you recognize them." "Sure." "Let me see." "Oh." "Oh." "Longmire:" "You sure you're okay?"

"My name is roman." "Ten years ago, our ship crash-landed" "On earth." "We came here seeking refuge, but the humans thought" "That it was an invasion." "(all yelling)" "That night I met a human girl who tried to protect me." "A girl I never thought I'd see again." "The surviving members of my race," "The atrians, were rounded up" "And isolated inside a militarized sector." "Now, it's 2024." "Seven of us have been chosen to attend high school" "As a part of a government integration program." "But the humans and atrians" "Continue to distrust each other" "While I fight to protect my people" "And the human girl who saved my life" "At any cost." "Previously on star-crossed..." "Roman, it was an accident!" "I am so sorry!" "Why?" "Because my father's dead or because your father shot him?" "I found this in julia's hospital room." "You saved her life." "Roman:" "It didn't happen." "Hey, what happened to your..." "Arm?" "They want revenge for my father's death." "They've targeted your family." "Beaumont:" "We keep with our own kind." "One of us is always watching." "This is bigger than the two of us now." "It's safer if we're apart." "I've been looking for you." "Teri, I'm not in the mood." "Give me a minute." "You will be." "♪ ♪" "(gasps)" "(clears throat)" "Rough night?" "Stay out of my head." "You used to beg me" "To use kyter leaves" "And give you those dreams." "That was a long time ago." "I'd slip a leaf under your pillow" "And whisper in your ear" "All the dirty things we used to do." "Teri, we used to be a lot of things." "But if you want us to stay friends, this has to stop." "♪ ♪" "Julia:" "I can't believe it." "I'm here." "I'm finally in high school." "I wanted your first day to be special." "Bedazzled locker, dancing bears on parade." "But with arrival day coming," "I thought it might be in bad taste." "After the carnival," "He won't even look at me." "What did you do?" "Nothing" "I can think of." "You've been in school a week," "And you already have boy problems?" "High school is phenomenal." "Gloria:" "The tenth anniversary" "Of arrival day is in two days." "Families of the fallen," "As well as human and atrian students who are part" "Of this integration program, are all invited to attend" "The commemoration, which will be held" "At the base of the atrian ship." "Awesome." "Like, no one's been allowed" "Near the ship since it crashed." "I've been on that ship." "You're not missing anything." "The eyes of the world will be on us." "People want to see how this exchange" "Of cultures is progressing." "So far, the atrian seven have attended" "Human school and human events." "The next step is to introduce humans" "Into atrian society." "To that end, the human students" "In this room have been selected" "To spend a day in the sector tomorrow." "We've never had human guests in the sector before." "We thought the rat infestation was bad." "Gloria:" "It's the first time human students will have" "Access to the sector." "You'll be making history." "(school bell rings)" "(mouthing)" "Uh, ms." "Garcia?" "I had an idea about the sector visit tomorrow." "Yes?" "We've all heard arrival day stories from our side" "The humans" "But we haven't heard what it was like" "From the atrians." "Go on." "I thought we could use our sector visit tomorrow" "To ask the atrians for their arrival day stories." "Roman:" "Emery shouldn't come to the sector." "There are a lot of atrians" "That are still angry" "About my father getting shot by..." "It's just... (sighs)" "Sh-she could be at risk." "Well, we've dealt with the terrorists." "And there's ample security." "So unless you know" "Of a specific threat?" "Well, then I see no reason for concern." "Emery's project would show" "That both sides are eager to move on." "Congratulations, ms." "Whitehill." "The assignment is yours." "Looking real pretty, sweetheart." "That's really insensitive!" "Even for a 'roided-up alien." "These ribbons are" "A remembrance of those who lost their lives on arrival day." "The day your kind literally crashed our town." "Yeah, I know." "I was there." "Did you know grayson's brother was killed by an atrian?" "You lost a brother?" "Yeah, he was in the national guard." "I lost half of my tribe." "Those who survived the crash" "Were gunned down by your bitch guards." "But you don't see me" "Wrapping myself in ribbon like a birthday present, now do you?" "I'm sorry for your loss." "But my brother wasn't a bitch." "Let's keep it moving." "Right." "Yeah." "Julia." "What is that?" "A camera." "From gloria." "I volunteered to interview the atrians" "While we're in the sector." "That's amazing." "Cameras are never allowed in the sector." "And she's letting you shoot there?" "You can barely work a can opener." "Why are you really doing this?" "Is it even safe for you to be there?" "Gloria said we're gonna" "Have guards watching us" "The whole time, and..." "This program was roman's father's dream." "And by helping, I think that..." "Okay, I've been in a hospital half my life" "And even I know the way to a boy's heart is not" "Through his dead father's passion project." "Are you gonna help me or not?" "You have a free period," "And you could help with the camera." "Actually, I have to go see the school counselor." "But maybe later?" "You know, if you're looking for a cameraman," "I actually know this great indie film director" "Who just thinks that shooting the sector would be" "Amazing." "You do?" "And he'll work for peanuts." "So do I got the job?" "(door opens)" "We need to talk." "This isn't a good time." "What's with the 'tude?" "You were plenty friendly when emery and I snuck" "Into the sector for cyper." "I really don't remember." "Then I'll remind you." "I was looking for a miracle cure for my cancer," "As you do." "But you said cyper was just a cooking herb." "Funny thing..." "The next day I was completely cured." "One minute I was all comatose and leukemia-y." "The next, I was sitting up and eating nachos." "I'm glad you're better." "But what does this have to do with me?" "I think it has everything to do with you." "You and cyper." "You sure those nachos weren't laced" "With a little something extra?" "Fine." "I'll just go and share my insane suspicions" "With my doctors." "I'm sure they'll be very intrigued." "I knew it!" "You saved me using cyper, didn't you?" "Whatever you think happened," "You need to keep it to yourself." "If cyper can cure cancer," "Don't you want the world to know?" "Okay." "You're right, I did save you." "I infused cyper" "Into my bloodstream" "And then injected my blood into you." "But if the world found out about this," "Every human with a sick child, friend or pet" "Will be tearing apart the sector," "Looking for cyper and atrian blood." "And if my people found out that I put them" "At risk to save a nice," "But very chatty human being, there will be consequences." "Bad ones for both of us." "So I'm asking you please" "Can you keep this a secret?" "That might be a problem." "Why?" "What are you doing?" "It started when I touched you at the carnival." "And it's been spreading ever since." "If you want to keep cyper a secret," "You're gonna have to fix this." "(indistinct chatter)" "Are you ready for our human guests?" "Do we have a choice?" "Your father would have given anything to see this day." "I thought you'd be more enthusiastic." "Excited." "Emery whitehill is coming." "Remember, you gave me your word" "That you would keep her safe from the trags." "Her father did shoot and kill our beloved leader." "The trags see her, they will want her head." "But they will not act in the open." "So don't worry." "Your father would be very touched to see you" "So concerned for a human." "There's just so much he was beginning to teach me..." "About being a leader," "About our tribe," "About..." "Cyper." "He must have thought you were ready." "I just can't imagine being responsible for someone's life." "I mean, what if something went wrong?" "Oh, there are side effects:" "There's fatigue, euphoria." "Well, that's preferable to death." "(chuckles)" "Well, there are some rare cases where the patient" "Doesn't recover, or their-their veins turn blue." "I don't know if I believe that." "I've never seen a blue atrian." "Well, that's because there's a cure." "It's called vyre." "The iwabas tribe grow it." "The trick is, you gotta get it to the patient" "Before it becomes permanent." "The humans imprison us, run our lives," "And now they want to walk around the sector like it's a zoo?" "Careful." "You're beginning to sound like a trag." "At least the trags are willing to fight for our people." "All:" "No race mixing!" "Earth for earthlings!" "No race mixing!" "Earth for earthlings!" "Saw you and uncle castor talking." "Did you come around on him?" "He can be helpful." "Earth for earthlings!" "No race mixing!" "But dad never trusted him." "Neither should we." "The red hawks protest just outside the sector gate" "Even on a Saturday?" "Hate doesn't take a weekend." "(both speak sondiv)" "No race mixing!" "Earth for earthlings!" "Shall we?" "No race mixing!" "Earth for earthlings!" "No race mixing!" "Earth for earthlings!" "Gloria:" "You've been put in groups of two." "Each pair must be accompanied by a guard during your visit here." "Welcome to the sector." "("if I lost you" by shiny toy guns playing)" "♪ ♪" "You really think this is the best time to be buying souvenirs?" "I can feel the blue veins" "Growing up my neck, so, yeah, I do." "Okay, good news is there is a cure." "Bad news," "If we don't get you that cure" "Before the veins reach your face, it'll be permanent." "Please tell me you have the cure." "I need some time." "Can you meet me back here at noon?" "I was wondering if we could interview you" "And sophia for gloria's video." "I was thinking we could shoot it in your pod?" "No, you need to stay in the main areas where it's safer." "Then would you mind introducing us" "To some atrians who wouldn't mind" "I need you to focus on your survival story..." "For once." "You can interview me if you like." "I'd love to have you visit our pod." "Later, when my mother's not around?" "Thank you." "That would be great." "Yeah." "No, awesome." "Now, the best bang for your buck in the marketplace?" "Dovor." "(helicopter flying overhead) gives you a nice smooth buzz," "But not too much." "It'll make you feel like" "You got hit in the head with a gold brick." "You can't sell drugs to humans." "Let's go." "One day, we're not gonna take it anymore." "One day, we're gonna" "Break down these walls, and you'll be sorry." "Now listen, um, I need a favor." "I'm looking for vyre." "Can you get some from your tribe's grow house?" "Why do you need it?" "Just..." "I'm not helping" "Unless you tell me." "All right, I-I may have used cyper on a human." "I need the vyre to fix" "The side effects before anyone finds out." "Who'd you use it on?" "You showed a human how cyper is used?" "Most atrians don't even have that information." "If the trags find out..." "Yeah, I know." "You're the only person I can trust that can help me." "Maybe I used to have a reason to be" "On your side, but like you said" "This morning, it's over." "(sighs)" "Vega." "The trags have honored me by making me their leader." "Do you know why you're here?" "I do." "What is your answer?" "I've waited a long time for this." "Beaumont's marks can't be seen, but they run as deep as yours." "Before you become a full brother of the trags," "You must prove yourself." "We've been watching you for some time." "And now destiny has chosen you." "For ten years," "No atrian has been allowed access to our own vessel," "But we hear you and the atrian seven" "Have been invited to the commemoration at the crash site." "Tomorrow you will break into our ship," "And together, we will lay waste to the humans." "When we were put in the sector," "I'd go up on the rooftop and look at the town." "I couldn't wait to explore those lights for myself" "And meet the people living there." "It's a little hard to do from the sector," "But in the meantime, I have two of those people in my pod." "Thank you again for inviting us." "Do you mind if I...?" "Go ahead." "What is it?" "I don't know." "Roman's had it forever." "Did he say where he got it?" "It's been so long," "I don't know if he even remembers." "(door opens)" "Roman!" "You invited them here after" "I told you not to?" "What if mom finds out?" "She won't!" "This is my fault." "I asked to interview her." "Where is your guard?" "He's downstairs waiting." "Then that's where you should be." "With your guard and his gun." "Dude, you need to relax." "Was I talking to you?" "It's fine." "We're leaving." "The plants of the swamad tribe are used for farming." "Necessary, but boring." "Now, the zwahan have just one herb-- cyper." "It can bring someone back from the brink of death." "Sounds impressive, unless you're in a fight," "In which case it's useless." "(drake gasping, grunting)" "(groans loudly)" "The fact is, the survival of all atrians depends on the plants" "And skills of our tribe;" "the vwasak, the warriors." "Take sovok, it can turn any pressure point" "Into a death sentence." "The top of the head, the neck, the groin." "If you want to join the trags," "You need to show me something!" "We can't have an untrained schoolboy running around carrying out our orders!" "How'd you get rid of your birthmarks?" "I mean, you had to," "Right, to live on the outside?" "What have you seen out there?" "Have you been to eljida?" "That's a lot of questions." "But if you truly want" "To be a warrior, there's only one question you should be asking yourself:" "Are you willing to kill for your cause?" "(yells)" "(grunts loudly)" "Now we're getting somewhere." "How'd you get rid of the guards?" "I talked on and on about my specialty atrian doll collection." "They couldn't get away fast enough." "So, do you have the cure?" "No, but I do know how to get it." "(indistinct radio transmission)" "Listen, I was thinking, maybe we should" "Tell emery what we're doing." "(scoffs) no." "I thought you might say that." "It's just you've been kind of a jerk," "And she's really hurting right now and..." "Seems like she's doing just fine." "You obviously care about her." "You betrayed your people to save a human." "And you did it for her." "After what emery's father did," "There's a lot of atrians who would rather" "See her dead than see her with me." "Why can't you tell her that?" "I tried to tell her that she was in danger at the carnival." "Didn't stop her from coming to the sector today." "She is stubborn like that." "The closer she is to me, the more danger... (indistinct radio transmission) ...The more danger she is in." "I'm doing everything I can to change that." "But until then, if being a jerk's" "The only way to keep her safe," "Then that's what I'm gonna have to be." "Come on." "So, the trags have enlisted drake." "What do they want with such a blunt instrument?" "He and the atrian seven" "Have been invited to the ship" "For the commemoration." "The trags want him to break into the vessel." "Best way to ensure our survival" "Is not to stop the war between" "The trags and the humans," "But to always make sure we're on the winning side." "Have you kept your eye" "On roman and emery whitehill?" "He's been keeping his distance." "Don't let him fool you." "He likes her." "Which complicates things." "You want me to take care of her?" "No." "Leave her to me." "Hey." "Hey." "Think we got some good stuff." "Where's julia?" "I think she ditched me again." "(game beeps)" "Did I just win?" "The pictures you take." "Can people" "Outside the sector see them?" "Uh, yeah." "(sighs)" "That's my mom." "We lost her on arrival day" "When I was a baby." "My dad said she lives" "In eljida now." "But one day" "We'll all be back together." "Can you record me now?" "Sure." "(atrians murmuring)" "(castor shouts in sondiv)" "I apologize for my fellow atrians," "But this place is sacred to them." "They don't look kindly on interlopers." "What is this place?" "This is the wall of the missing." "This was created when we were first" "Placed in the sector." "It's a memorial" "For all the family members that were lost on arrival day." "That girl said her mom's still alive." "Some atrians believe" "That the missing escaped" "And made a home for themselves:" "Eljida." "Does eljida really exist?" "Who knows?" "But it gives them hope." "I'm-I'm castor." "I'm roman's uncle." "I-I find it interesting that you two are friends." "What's interesting about it?" "Well, your father, his father," "The unfortunate accident." "I don't think roman would consider us friends." "What would he consider you?" "I should go." "My friends are probably waiting for me." "Of course." "Julia:" "Where are we?" "The grow house of the iwabas," "The mystic tribe." "We're looking for a plant with red twigs." "It's called vyre." "The faster we find it," "The faster we can get out of here." "(squeaks)" "(gasps, exclaims)" "Shh, shh, shh, shh." "Roman." "What are you doing here?" "Well..." "The door was open, and I-I just had to look." "I've always been fascinated" "By the plants of the iwabas." "Our plants are the most varied" "And interesting of all the tribes." "This one, for example." "Bylek." "When plunged into your spinal cord," "It paralyzes your sensory and motor nerves," "Causing your pain receptors to fire." "It will feel like you're being" "Skinned alive." "(grunts)" "Now..." "Why don't you tell me what you're really doing here?" "Last chance, roman." "I told you the truth." "Wrong answer." "Teri:" "Mom?" "(roman gasps)" "I was just about to tell your mother" "That we had a date." "Here." "Is this true?" "Yes." "Why didn't you say so before?" "Well, with all due respect..." "You were going to torture me for just being" "In the grow house." "I didn't know what you'd do to me" "If I said I was gonna meet your daughter." "Don't let me find you here again." "It's fine." "You should be careful" "With roman." "He shares his father's" "Same perverse love for the humans." "His influence is making you weak." "Are you done?" "Roman is keeping you from embracing your destiny." "As a member of this tribe." "As a trag." "As my daughter." "One day soon, you will" "Have to choose where your loyalties lie:" "With roman..." "Or with your family." "(dance music playing)" "(people talking, laughing)" "We actually have" "A few interviews for gloria's video." "Not just footage of you" "Getting yelled at by atrians." "The commemoration tomorrow..." "It must be hard on your family." "I'm sure you're thinking about your brother a lot." "I think it'll be hard for everyone there." "How are they gonna feel" "When the atrians show up?" "Honestly?" "I think a lot of people will hate it." "And our video." "Well, if you thought that," "Then why'd you offer to help me?" "You seemed like you needed it." "And I wanted some fried pickles." "("take over control" by afrojack playing)" "♪ ♪" "(speaks indistinctly)" "Your parents..." "Yeah." "Your mom's so..." "Stuffy?" "Snobby?" "Emotionally remote?" "(laughs)" "I was going to say elegant." "I showed gloria the video, and she loved it." "But we have to upload it right now." "I'm on it." "Save me a seat?" "Yeah." "Sure." "♪ ♪" "Roman..." "It's vyre." "I'm only doing this" "To keep my mother from torturing you." "Thank you." "Be careful." "No one knows how vyre works on humans." "It will cure the side-effect of cyper, but..." "There's no telling what else it will do." "Keep it moving." "I have it." "The vyre." "Thank god." "What do I do with it?" "You eat it." "But..." "Maybe this is too big a risk." "After all of your warnings" "About exposing the secret of cyper?" "(sighs)" "Look, if anyone finds out how I was cured," "They'll lock me up in a lab, too." "I've spent plenty of time in the hospital." "I won't go back to that." "And besides..." "You saved my life." "This is the least I can do." "Sir, I need you to come with me." "(speaking sondiv)" "Welcome." "Today we honor those we've lost," "But we also look to the future." "It's time." "I've disabled the security gate" "That leads into the ship." "You should be able to get in and out undetected." "But if not Knock 'em dead." "Gloria:" "I could tell you" "About the success of our integration program," "But I'll let you see the results for yourselves." "I was five when our ship crashed on earth." "When we left our home planet, my father told me... (static crackling)" "(electronically distorted):" "I am the grand patriarch of the red hawks." "For too long, the government has hidden" "The truth about atrians but today, we'll show you" "What they don't want you to see." "One day, we're gonna break down" "These walls, and you'll be sorry." "(growls)" "Get that video down!" "Grand patriarch:" "Alien demons, they don't want to assimilate with us." "They want to annihilate us." "And hand to god," "We will send every last one of them back to hell!" "Girl:" "They're dangerous." "Get away from the aliens." "They shouldn't be here." "What are we gonna do?" "(audience murmuring)" "(microphone feedback)" "My name is roman." "I'm the son of nox, the late leader of the atrians." "I'm here to say that what you just saw..." "There is some truth to that." "(grunts)" "♪ ♪" "♪ ♪" "Roman:" "A lot of humans and atrians think that the damage done" "On arrival day is too big to overcome." "We all have friends and loved ones" "Who've been warped by this tragedy" "And think that violence is the only answer." "(indistinct radio transmission approaching)" "Instead of helping or learning from each other," "We go to great lengths to hide the truth." "We hold on to our suspicions and our distrust" "Even when it hurts the innocent." "(gasping)" "The video was supposed" "To be of atrians telling their arrival day stories." "I'd like to share mine." "That red hawk said that humans don't want us here." "Well, I know that's not true." "Because on arrival day," "I met a human girl who saved my life." "I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for her." "But if I met her today, we couldn't walk down" "Without causing harm to one or both of us." "That's the reality of our world." "The integration program isn't perfect." "But it has shown me that there are more humans out there" "Like that girl than there are red hawks." "And that gives me hope, hope that someday," "We will be able to come together." "(applause)" "(guard grunts, groans)" "Please don't kill me." "Please?" "I have a family." "Don't kill me, please?" "No!" "(gasping)" "He won't remember a thing when he wakes up." "How'd you know?" "My mother is a leader of the trags." "There's not much I don't know." "But why are you helping out now?" "It's time I embraced my destiny." "Nicely done." "If it wasn't for your speech, the integration program" "And your father's work would've gone down the drain." "You wouldn't have given up" "On integration, though." "No." "But I'm only interested in programs that work." "Thanks to you, this one still does." "As you saw, roman represents the candor and optimism" "Of his generation," "Which will pave the way for integration" "Across this nation" "And the world." "Find grayson, tell him we're ready to leave." "Mrs. Montrose:" "I can't believe we had sit through gloria" "Prattle on about integration." "Mr. Montrose:" "It was worth it to see the look" "On her face when our video came on." "Mrs. Montrose:" "And you're sure they can't trace it back to us or grayson?" "I handled it." "Stop worrying." "Emery." "Don't touch me!" "Emery, let me explain." "Emery, let me explain!" "Explain what?" "Your father isn't the grand patriarch" "For the red hawks, that he didn't use the footage we shot" "For that horrible video?" "!" "I can't tell you that." "Oh, my god..." "You used me so you could shoot in the sector." "No!" "My parents are who they are, okay, but I am not a red hawk." "I don't believe you." "It's true." "They must have" "Stolen the video from me last night." "The things your father said," "How could you live under the same roof?" "Emery, I understand how you feel." "I live with it every day." "I just pretend to get along with the red hawks." "But..." "They're my parents." "I can't be around you right now." "Hey, that guard I saw you with earlier-- beaumont." "What'd he want?" "It was nothing." "It wasn't nothing." "He's a trag and he's dangerous." "We don't have to explain ourselves to you." "And you don't have to pretend to care about us anymore." "Roman!" "It worked!" "Uh-huh." "It worked." "(chuckles)" "Thank you." "Vega:" "You brought me what I asked for." "More importantly, you brought my daughter to the fold." "I'm not conflicted anymore." "I know where my loyalties lie." "You are now a full brother of the trags." "We will spill the blood of your enemies" "As you have spilled the blood of ours." "As a reward for completing your mission..." "You'll have a glimpse of what is to come." "Drake:" "That's cyper." "Not as you've seen it before." "(gasping)" "He was a traitor." "One of our spies caught him" "Giving information to castor behind our back." "With loyal soldiers like yourself," "We will unleash black cyper on the humans." "♪ ♪" "Female computerized voice:" "Mommy!" "Oh, here's my boy." "Captioning sponsored by cbs" "And toyota." "Captioned by media access group at wgbh access.Wgbh.Org"

"Good evening." "Good evening." "Terrace House is a show about six strangers, men and women, 6 STRANGERS, MEN AND WOMEN, SHARE A HOUSE." "living together, and we observe how they interact with each other." "All that we've prepared is a beautiful home and automobile." "There is no script at all." "Let's go over what happened last week." "Let's get to it." "I know she's itching to." "I am." "Tatsuya told Minori how he feels." "I really like you Minori." "TATSUYA UCHIHARA, 23 YEARS OLD MINORI NAKADA, 21 YEARS OLD" "I want you by my side." "It's moving a little fast for me." "I want to be surer of my feelings, so I feel like I can't give you an answer until then." "I thought she'd say yes for sure." "She asked him to wait." "She wants Tatsuya to step out of his comfort zone and make a move." "And we have a new member, Arman." "That's right." "He had a job interview and joined a boxing gym." "ARMAN BITARAF, 24 YEARS OLD" "DAIKI MIYAGI, 25 YEARS OLD, ACTOR, TARGET SHIBUYA OWNER" "Arman is rather..." "Well, he's made a good impression on the ladies." "He seems to have no faults." "For now at least." "Him and Mizuki have something going." "Yes!" "Their date in Kamakura." "Wow." "It's like old Japan." "Will you try this one, too?" "That's cute." "Maybe too cute." "It is." "It's freezing!" "ARMAN BITARAF, 24 YEARS OLD MIZUKI SHIDA, 22 YEARS OLD" "It feels good!" "Mizuki turned into a whole new person." "Her voice changed." "The tone of her voice is higher." "Arman invited her to his match." "December 13th." "I wonder what'll happen." "A confession of love maybe?" "Terrace House is known for the ringside kiss scene." "That's true." "Yes, for sure." "And Yuriko told her ex-boyfriend how she feels." "Last time, I told you how I felt." "I told you then that I couldn't forget you." "I'd just like to know your honest feelings." "TADAMICHI KAWANO, 25 YEARS OLD YURIKO HAYATA, 23 YEARS OLD" "The episode ended before we could find out his answer." "But his expression..." "He's being forced into marriage with his boss's daughter." "Yuriko said she wants to get back together, but he can't say yes because the boss's daughter is right there waiting for him" "in her red convertible." "That reason, right?" "The sound of an engine right now would get a reaction out of us, huh?" "I'd just like to know your honest feelings." "I'm surprised to hear you're leaving Terrace House." "But getting back together... isn't an option." "The reason... is the same as before, when we first agreed to break up." "The situation hasn't gotten any better." "I'm even busier than before." "Now?" "So even if we get back together," "I don't think it'll make you happy." "There's something else I haven't told you." "I'm thinking of going back to my hometown." "I'm at a crossroads in my life... and if I'm in a relationship, I'd have to think about marriage." "I'm feeling very limited in my options." "These are my honest thoughts." "I don't plan for us to get back together." "I understand." "I'm not a student anymore." "I understand." "I'm gonna go now." "Thank you." "Good luck on your exams." "See you later." "ARMAN BITARAF, 24 YEARS OLD, ASPIRING FIREFIGHTER" "MINORI NAKADA, 21 YEARS OLD, MODEL" "YUKI ADACHI, 28 YEARS OLD, TAP DANCER" "MIZUKI SHIDA, 22 YEARS OLD, OFFICE WORKER" "TATSUYA UCHIHARA, 23 YEARS OLD, HAIR STYLIST" "YURIKO HAYATA, 23 YEARS OLD, MED STUDENT, 4TH YEAR AT TEIKYO UNIVERSITY" "It's Yuriko's last day, so let's give her a nice send off." "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "Bon appétit!" "Tasty!" "Hot pot was a good idea." "Delicious!" "How was your interview, Arman?" "I haven't heard a response yet." "I passed the first interview, and I went in for a second." "How do you feel about it?" "I'm not sure." "You're not sure?" "Did you tell everyone about your match?" "Did I tell you?" "I told everyone." "Yeah." "So, yeah." "Yeah, we heard." "December 13th, is it?" "That's only a month away." "Yeah, only a month." "We can witness you being cool." "Good luck." "Thanks." "Oh!" "So?" "The result?" "The result?" "What happened?" "You announced it already?" "No, not yet." "We've been waiting to hear." "I... was rejected today." "For real?" "Seriously?" "It was almost refreshing how clearly he said no." "It's his loss for turning down such a cute girl." "Arman, thank you!" "Did he say anything?" "Give you a reason?" "After he said no, I was in shock for the next few minutes." "I think he gave an explanation." "But you don't remember?" "Yeah." "He said getting back together was not an option." "Wow." "I think it was better than if he tried to word it nicely." "Do you feel like you got closure?" "Yeah, I do." "That's good." "What are you going to do now?" "Well, in December, there's a big national exam for med students." "So you're going to focus on that?" "That's my plan." "That's good." "That's a big portion." "I think I deserve it." "Eat, eat!" "Yeah, let me eat." "Good morning." "Good morning." "That's a lot of luggage." "Looks heavy." "But you got everything into two bags." "Yeah, barely." "Minori helped me last night." "Phew!" "Thank you for everything, the last three months." "Thank you." "Thank you for the last ten days." "Thank you." "I guess I'll be going." "I'm going." "Your key?" "Yeah, my key." "Bye!" "See you!" "Bye!" "Oh, man." "Wow." "He completely cut her down." "It's so sad." "It's Sad Triendl." "Sad Triendl?" "I'm a little shocked." ""Not an option."" "They were strong words." "Strongly worded rejection can garner criticism, but vague rejection is similarly bad, if not worse." "I don't get it." "Very true!" "That might have been the best way." "But he said he's going back to his hometown?" "Does that mean he's opening a clinic?" "Maybe he's actually the son of a hospital director." "So, the boss's daughter scenario never existed?" "The reason being that he was the boss's son." "What's going to happen now that another person has left?" "But there are relationships developing." "That's true." "Mizuki and Arman." "And we'll have to see what happens between Minori and Uchihara." "It's the last spurt." "Did you have dinner, Yuki?" "Not really." "Wanna go eat later?" "Later?" "He said he wanted to go to Fuji Soba." "I was thinking that, too." "Tonight?" "Yeah, did you eat?" "I ate already." "Wanna eat again?" "No." "We went with Arman before." "He was saying he had too much to drink, and that he wanted something with broth." "So we went to Fuji Soba, but he ordered a Ten Don." "He didn't order something with broth at all!" "What I really wanted was tempura soba." "So when I saw "Ten" on the menu, I just ordered it." "Oh, you thought you were getting Tensoba?" "Yeah, but they put rice in front of me." "I only ate half of it." "It was disappointing." "Can I get the door?" "Yeah." "Should I get Mizuki?" "I'll go, too." "Maybe it's Mizuki." "Wait, here she is." "What's going on?" "Should I open it?" "I wanna open it!" "Wait, me too!" "Hello." "Good evening." "Let's invite her in." "Come in!" "This moment is always nerve-racking." "Good evening." "Hey!" "Good evening!" "This is the turnout?" "KURUMI NAKADA, 23 YEARS OLD, MODEL, MINORI'S OLDER SISTER" "Oh, don't do that!" "What?" "I wasn't expecting this." "What?" "You thought I was the new member?" "We totally did!" "Here's a little something." "Thank you." "Oh, Makocchan isn't here." "Weird!" "This is for anyone who drinks." "And some cookies." "Thank you." "Because, you know, wine and sweets." "High-quality selection." "Wow." "I just saw the episode that aired." "It was so sad!" "Yesterday, after we all watched it together, she called and said, "Poor Tap."" "Yeah, Yuriko was horrible!" "We didn't say that!" "But she was!" "Why?" "That's not just being oblivious." "That's being horrible." "It's not horrible." "Just oblivious." "That's just a cover." "She represents the voice of the viewers." "It's refreshing." "Minori says you always give your opinion." "You wanted to complain, right?" "Oh, yeah, when Tap was lecturing Mizuki." "They talked about that a lot and said how annoying that was." "I was like, we don't all have the same priorities." "Don't tell us that." "I get tons of comments about that." "And you, from a viewer's point of view," "it's what we want to know the most." "What do you mean?" "What was it like after?" "That's what you're wondering?" "Oh, you haven't heard?" "I haven't told her." "She wanted to watch it." "I saw her before we went to Odaiba." "She told me you guys were going on a date." "She was expecting your confession of love." "She knew what was coming!" "Hey, that's unfair!" "Yeah, Uchi..." "So, you don't know what happened?" "I don't know." "I've been put on hold." "Oh, yeah, she did tell me that." "So I asked her if she's making you wait." "Yes, that's how it is." "I'll be more expressive." "I like Uchi." "You've never pursued a guy, have you?" "No." "Right?" "Never?" "Yeah." "Make her work for you." "Actually, I haven't pursued anyone before either." "That's why it's taking so long." "Excuse me." "Please come in." "Oh, it's really spacious." "Yeah." "Minori and her sister's personalities are nothing alike." "She's strong." "The strong big sister." "Yeah, she's straightforward." "So, how's Uchi?" "We're going there?" "Of course." "So you want him to be more expressive?" "Not expressive, per se." "Like, embracing you because he can't hold back anymore?" "Yeah, that'd be..." "That's totally what you want!" "Wouldn't that make you happy?" "I was totally going to ask him, "Why don't you just hold her from behind?"" "That seems completely unlikely." "So you're afraid his feelings aren't at that level?" "Yes, that's exactly it!" "You won't believe his feelings are sincere until he reaches that level." "Amazing." "Maybe he's never done that though." "So maybe he just doesn't know?" "Even if he doesn't..." "Even if he doesn't, you don't mind going out with him, right?" "Well, that came out wrong." "But if he pushes for it, you're thinking you wouldn't mind, right?" "I want to go out with him with the best feelings." ""Best feelings"?" "Like, you love him?" "Why don't you put yourself in that mindset?" "I am." "Why don't you make him lunch every day?" "No comment." "You can write "Still?" with nori on his rice ball." "A noriben?" "I hope it works out for you." "I'll try my best." "You too, Mizuki." "Yes, me too." "I do like Arman for now." "Her sister should just stay over." "They have an open bed." "It's an amazing house." "Is it?" "Was it messy?" "Super messy." "It shows people have really settled here." "Can I show her the playroom?" "Yeah, of course." "Right?" "Of course." "She wants to see it." "Maybe I'll have Uchi show me." "Oh, really?" "Surprised?" "We've got nothing to hide." "Nothing to hide?" "The playroom is totally clean." "He's very confident." "Are they gonna be okay?" "And here is the playroom." "The playroom." "It's surprisingly clean." "Right?" "Yeah, but there's a ton of dust." "Here are Minori's glasses." "She likes to leave them everywhere." "Her glasses represent her lifestyle." "How is she?" "Minori, um..." "I came to ask about that." "I see, well..." "You really like her?" "I do." "Really?" "Yes." "Watching you, I know you went on that date to Chichibu, but I don't think you like her as much as Minori is hoping." "Am I not coming on strong enough?" "She's the person I love most in the world." "You said that?" "No." "My feelings aren't coming across." "You should just say that." "But I'd rather prove myself through action rather than words." "Such as?" "Such as?" "Such as..." "Well, you know." "I think what she wants from you is... that feeling of, "I can't restrain myself around you."" "Minori?" "Yes, I think so." "So seeing her sleeping face doesn't make you want to kiss her?" "Seeing her sleeping face does make me want to kiss her." "I do." "I do, but I can't bring myself to do it." "But if you do something like that, it'll make everyone think, "Wow, you like her that much."" "I'll try my best." "That was good advice." "Next time..." "I'm looking forward to it." "I hope you'll be her boyfriend." "Thank you, Kurumi." "I can't wait." "DAIKAN-YAMA, TOKYO" "I'm trying to decide on the label." "Which one do you like?" "If you had to pick." "This one." "You like this one?" "You're right." "Actually, I'm going to Terrace House." "You don't have a boyfriend?" "Not for two years now." "Finding love would be nice, but it would also be nice to make friends." "I'm very nervous." "And worried." "She looks pretty." "She looks beautiful." "Beautiful!" "Really clear skin." "Yes, she looks like she takes care of herself." "She seems like your type." "What do you think of that, Tokui?" "I was just thinking she seems my type." "The sister is so cool!" "She's like an action star." "So true." "Really blunt." ""So?" "Why don't you just say that?"" "So cool!" "The sister really gave a big push." "It was probably really good for Minori." "It really was." "She basically told them both to make a move if they like each other." "Her words really reached Tatsuya." "That he should convey to her that she is his only love in the world." "Wasn't that a little creepy?" "He's giggling." "It's making me all itchy." "I think I'm allergic." "I think that Uchi, when he gave that head massage, he already feels like he reached second base." "But it means nothing for the girl." "And we've got a new member coming." "This is probably the last chance for Yuki." "The next one's coming in." "We'll get to see the full face soon." "I hope she has tiny eyes." "That'd be hilarious!" "Or super wide-set eyes." "She won't look like that." "What if her eyes are at her temples?" "Stop making fun." "She's about to make an appearance." "Who has eyes up at their temples?" "When someone stands in front of her, she'll be like, "I'm sorry, I can't see you."" "Even when dining together, she'll turn." ""This is delicious."" "When did she turn into a fish?" "Nobody like that exists!" "But she'll see if you talk to her from this angle." "There's no one like that!" "I wonder what your sister and Uchi talked about." "Hopefully something good." "Probably exactly what she said in our room." "That's true." "She has no qualms." "That's what's so great." "She's just happy if she's entertained." "She's probably thinking it doesn't affect her." "Is Arman home in the afternoons?" "I wonder if he got the job." "It's been a while, right?" "Oh, Arman." "Welcome back, Uchi." "I'm home." "What are you guys doing?" "Nothing really." "Working." "Working?" "Just Mizuki." "Oh, yeah, just me." "She's here!" "Why don't you get it, Yuki?" "I'm going to wait." "She's here!" "Yes?" "Hi, I'm the new roommate." "Oh, wow." "She's peppy." "Good evening." "Good evening." "Should we help with her luggage?" "Let's wait a bit." "You can go." "You're so nice." "I'm not trying to be nice." "Hello." "Hi." "Wait, what?" "Hi." "I've met Mizuki before." "What?" "Through a friend of a friend." "That's right!" "Like a second cousin?" "It's nice to meet you." "Wow." "I'm Arisa Ohata." "Arisa?" "Arisa Ohata." "Where are you from?" "I'm from Kagoshima." "The twang." "Your accent." "Yes, from Kagoshima." "She's here, Arman." "I'm new, too." "It's nice to meet you." "I'm Arman." "I'm Arisa." "Arisa?" "Yes, Arisa Ohata." "What do you do?" "I used to design clothes." "I'm now getting ready to start my own hat brand." "Your own brand?" "Yes, my own." "Nice." "That's amazing." "How old are you?" "I'm 25 years old." "Same as you, Arman." "The same?" "Yeah. 1990." "Do you have a boyfriend?" "Yes, that's important." "I don't have a boyfriend." "Why did you come to Terrace House?" "I've been in Tokyo for six years." "ARISA OHATA, 25 YEARS OLD HAT DESIGNER" "I was so motivated in the beginning, but lately, everyday... has become repetitive." "If it continues like this, there's no point of me staying in Tokyo." "I wanted to meet more people from other fields, hardworking people, and I wanted to remember what that felt like." "Can I ask what's your type?" "Someone who can survive on a deserted island." "A deserted island?" "A deserted island?" "What do you mean?" "Someone I can rely on." "Oh, if the two of you were on a deserted island?" "Yes, even if the environment changes..." "Someone you can rely on." "...that person wouldn't." "You can live together." "Yes, and the place wouldn't matter." "Why don't you show her upstairs?" "Do you need help with your luggage?" "Wanna go?" "Yes." "Please come in." "Isn't it clean?" "It's always clean." "Wow, nice!" "It's so clean." "It's spacious." "Excuse me." "Your bed's here, Arisa." "I'm so happy." "I'll leave it to you guys." "Bye." "Thank you!" "See you later." "I should've dressed nicer." "You're worried about that?" "Is she your type?" "Not completely, but she's cute." "She's cute?" "Yeah." "It's gonna be fun for you then." "If she can drink, she'll be perfect." "What do you think, Yuki?" "She's really cute." "She answered my question immediately." "Which one?" "What she came here for." "She said she wanted to start her own brand." "Yeah." "That was appealing." "It's a good day." "I don't know, but I'm going to make it a good one." "The fact that she tries to hide her accent is great." "But yet the Kagoshima accent still comes out." "I love it." "You love it?" "You're so excited." "That black hair..." "I love it!" "There it is." "The black hair." "It's been awhile since I've felt this way." "That's so cute!" "Terrace House may have just pulled my fangs." "Darn it." "This is a first." "Yes, it is." "Since Season One." "I want to join the house." "I want to join Terrace House now!" "I want to join!" "Adachi doesn't stand a chance." "No." "Not at all?" "He was trying to be cool again." ""She answered when I asked about her dreams." "So she's all right."" "What's with that dream boss?" "I know." "Why is he so tough on other people's dreams?" "If they answered, "Hmm, there's no specific reason."" "Then it's an automatic rejection." "Yeah, what's wrong with that?" "I'm still unsettled." "Maybe because of the ceiling?" "There's so much space." "I hope I can sleep." "You should take a long hot bath." "Arman and Yuki are probably drinking." "They drink every night." "Yeah." "Together?" "Yeah." "What do they drink?" "Pretty much beer." "Is anyone in love?" "Love?" "Are you looking for love?" "Yes." "Did anyone attract your attention?" "Arman seemed easy to talk to." "He seems like he'd be able to survive on a deserted island." "He's definitely that type." "I totally thought Arman when you said that before." "Yeah."

"(GAVEL BANGING)" "AUCTIONEER:" "Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are in luck today here in Los Angeles." "Through the years, the Bullwinkle Galleries... have brought up for auction... many collections of the personal effects of your famous movie stars." "But today, today is indeed a red-letter day." "The personal effects of Tony Hunter!" "Lot 94." "Ladies and gentlemen, let's start out with Lot 94." "Some of the potpourri of Mr. Hunter's own personal costumes... that he used in his famous dancing-singing pictures." "Remember this?" "Perhaps the most famous top hat... and stick of our generation." "Yes, the one he used in Swinging Down to Panama... and all his other famous pictures." "Let's start with $5." "Do I hear $5?" "It's worth a lot more." "All right." "Let's start with 2." "Well?" "Fifty cents?" "Anything?" "Just one more for the road." "About 20 minutes to New York." "Bottoms up." " So you're from California?" " That's right." "Sunny Cal." " Sunny Cal?" " Yeah." "Sunny Cal." "Say, you're from Sunny Cal." "I bet you know a lot of movie stars out there." "I got to confess." "I'm just like you and me." " Only get to see them in the movies." " Ha, ha." "But I read about them." "I know all about them." "Boy, I'd sure like to meet that Ava Gardner." " You're a little late." "She's married." " Yeah." " You know this one?" " MAN 1:" "Who's that?" " MAN 2:" "Tony Hunter." " Oh, him." "The singing-dancing fella." "My wife used to go see all his pictures." "Almost broke up our home." ""Tony Hunter!" "Tony Hunter!"" "He was good 12 or 15 years ago... but the columnists out there say he's through." "TONY:" "Through?" "He's washed up." "Hasn't made a picture in three years." " Did you say something, mister?" " I said I agreed with you." "That Tony Hunter's a has-been." " Got a match?" " Yeah." "I wouldn't go to see him if they gave away $5 bills with the ticket." "(MAN 2 CHUCKLES)" "Yeah." "We should be pulling..." "The funny thing about what you're saying, boys, is that it's absolutely true." "Here." "Have an exploding cigar." " This the last of the bags, Mr. Hunter?" " Yeah." "Say, porter, um, could you see that they get put in a taxi..." " ...and taken up to the, uh, Plaza Hotel?" " Yes, sir." "Thank you, sir." "Everybody's getting off, sir." "If you don't mind, I'll just sit for a minute or two." "You couldn't just, uh, make up my berth for the night here, could you?" "No, sir." "I couldn't do that." "(HUMMING)" "There's a mob of reporters and photographers out there." "Yep." "There must be some big shot aboard." "Maybe the president." "No, too many for that." "Probably a movie star." "(CHATTERING)" " TONY:" "Hi, fellas." " Tony Hunter!" "Hello, Mr. Hunter!" "Thanks for the red-carpet bit." "I didn't expect it." " MAN 1:" "What brings you to New York?" " Just fooling around." " Between pictures, Tony?" " In a manner of speaking." "Didn't I read something in Variety about you going into a show?" "Lily and Les Marton had something planned for me." "I haven't decided yet." "I haven't been on the stage in a long time." "And you get into a different medium." " What it actually is..." " MAN 2:" "Here she is!" " MAN 1:" "Excuse me, Mr. Hunter." " See you later." "MAN 2:" "Hi, Miss Gardner." "MAN 3:" "Miss Gardner, hold it, please?" "Smile pretty." "Thanks." " MAN 2:" "How long you going to be in town?" " I have no definite plans." "Tony!" "I had no idea you were on the train." "This is a surprise." "You going to be here long?" " Perhaps a week or two..." " Excuse me, Miss Gardner." "Could the boys get one more shot of you coming out the door?" "Honestly, isn't all this stuff an awful bore?" " Good to see you, Tony." " It's nice to see you." "MAN 2:" "By the door, please, Miss Gardner." "Once more!" "Here we go!" "Thank you." "MAN 3:" "Miss Gardner, my paper would like to do a Sunday feature on you." "Those poor movie stars." "People just won't let them alone, will they?" "No." "I don't know how they stand it." "(SINGING) I'll go my way by myself" "Like walking under the clouds" "I'll go my way by myself" "All alone in a crowd" "I'll try to apply myself" "And teach my heart how to sing" "I'll go my way by myself" "Like a bird on the wing" "I'll face the unknown" "I'll build a world of my own" "No one knows better than I, myself" "I'm by myself alone" "(TONY HUMMING)" "(MAN SHOUTING)" "LESTER:" "Tony Hunter!" "There's Tony Hunter!" "(SINGING) Rah-rah, Tony, Tony Hunter Sis-boom-bah, yay" "Did you kids paint those signs just for me?" "That's cute." "Piggy." "Let's get rid of this stuff." "This is the biggest surprise I've had." " Mister, can I have your autograph?" " You certainly can, gal, come here!" "That's my wife." "Let go." "Don't worry." "I'll get around to you in a minute." " Who's he?" " Never saw him before in my life." " Hello, piggy!" " Hello, yourself, you two-headed creep!" "Why didn't you say when you were coming?" "We had to ask your agent." " Why didn't you send us a wire?" " I wanted to sneak in quietly." "Believe me, I didn't have any trouble." "I want to see if you've changed in a year." "No, Les, you haven't changed a bit." "You look desperately ill, as usual." " What'd you have to say that for?" " Just kidding." "I've been feeling terrible all day." "Kind of faint, lightheaded, a lot of pressure here, queasy inside..." " ...my pulse..." " You look great." "As for you, that New York pallor is like a breath of fresh air." "You're too pretty to be a successful writer and much too pretty to be married to that." "That's the prettiest compliment I've had all day!" "Come on, you two-headed lovebirds, there's work to be done!" " Now I have here a script of a show!" " Les, you didn't bring it." "It's great." "It's the best thing we've ever written." "Take it, boy." "Smell it!" "You can tell it's good." "There's a great part in it for you, nice little parts for us." "Wait." "This boy must be starving." "Let's take him to Sardi's." "(HORN HONKING)" "Only two blocks more, then Sardi's." " Shall we tell him, Lil, the big surprise?" " You tell him, Les." "Who do you think is going to do the show?" "Only the greatest director-producer in town, Jeffrey Cordova." " Who?" " Jeff Cordova." "We're meeting him tonight, backstage, right after the show." " What did you say his name was?" " Jeffrey Cordova!" "You're not serious." "I don't think he ever heard of this fella." "What's the matter?" "Don't you get newspapers back in California?" "This genius directed Man in a Mousetrap..." "The Lost Nymph, and did them both while starring in Oedipus Rex." "He's got three hits running, and he's starring in one of them." "Only one?" "This fella's fabulous, phenomenal, fantastic!" "He can do anything." " Has he ever directed a musical?" " Oh..." "What's the difference?" "He can do anything." "He's theater." "He's a new kind of theater man, Tony." "The theater's changed." "Lots of things have changed." "They certainly have." "What's happened to 42nd Street?" "I just can't get over it." "I just can't understand it." "This used to be the great theater street of the town." "The New Amsterdam." "I had one of my biggest successes there." "Ran a year and a half." "Noel Coward and Gertie were here in Private Lives in the Selwyn." "Strictly carriage trade, nothing but the finest." "First show I ever did was at the Eltinge, and I don't believe that's here anymore." " Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" " What's the matter?" " LESTER:" "I think he broke my leg." " Can you put your weight on it?" " LESTER:" "I'll try." " I'm sorry!" "I didn't mean it." " Okay, forget it." " Let's get him a cab." "Taxi!" "(WHISTLES)" "Here, let me carry you." "My dear man, it's entirely my fault and I apologize." "Here's for your trouble." " Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" " Lean on me." " I can stand anything but pain." " You'll be all right." "It's swelling." "I'm getting a hematoma." "The blood is spurting out." "I want some cold compresses!" "Not hot, but cold." "Listen, you go over to Sardi's." "I'll see you later." "Driver, take them on over." "Order me a steak." "I'll see you in a few minutes." "Excuse me." "I'm just a little bit fuzzy." "Wasn't this formerly the Eltinge theater?" "(PEOPLE SHOUTING)" "What are you doing in there?" "(BELLS DINGING)" "(SINGING) When you feel as low As the bottom of a well" "And can't get out of the mood" "Do something to perk yourself up" "And change your attitude" "Give a tug to your tie Put a crease in your pants" "But if you really want to feel fine" "Give your shoes a shine" "When there's a shine on your shoes" "There's a melody in your heart" "With a singable happy feeling A wonderful way to start" "To face the world every day" "With the deedle-dum-dee-dah-dah" "A little melody that is making The worrying world go by" "When you walk down the street" "With the happy-go-lucky beat" "You'll find a lot in what I'm repeating" "When there's a shine on your shoes" "There's a melody in your heart" "What a wonderful way to start the day" "Now there's a shine that you get In the barbershop" "There's a shine that you get In the Pullman car" "There's a shine that you get In the pool room" "There's a shine that you get In the school room" "(TAP DANCING)" "But it doesn't matter where you get it" "It'll do a lot of good if you let it" "A little bit of polish will abolish What's bothering you" "When there's a shine on your shoes" "Melody in your heart Singable happy feeling" "Wonderful!" "Got a shine on my shoes Got a shine on my shoes" "Got a shine on my shoes Got a shine on my shoes" "Got a shine on my shoes Got a shine on my shoes" "Got a shine on my shoes Got a shine on my shoes" "Shiny shoes!" "Shiny shoes!" "Shiny shoes!" "Shiny shoes!" "Shiny shoes!" "Shiny shoes!" "Shiny shoes!" "Shiny shoes!" "I got a shine shoes Shiny shoes!" "Shiny shoes!" "Shiny shoes!" "Shine, shine, shine, shine on my shoes" "(WOMAN SCREAMS)" "I got a shine on my shoes I got a shine on my shoes" "I got a shine on my shoes I got a shine on my shoes" "Got a shoeshine Got a shoeshine" "Got a shoeshine Got a shoeshine" "Got a shoeshine Got a shoeshine" "Got a shoeshine Got a shoeshine" "(BELL DINGS)" "(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)" "(IN NORMAL VOICE) Yeah!" "Hooray!" "ENSEMBLE (SINGING):" "In such a time, indeed You must reap doubly" "With a twofold pain" "JEFF (AS OEDIPUS):" "Kind friend, you alone are faithful to me." "Blind though I am..." "I know that you are here, and your voice is known to me." "(DRUM BEATING)" "ENSEMBLE (SINGING):" "Oh, man of dark deed How did you find the heart to blind yourself" "But deliver to all?" "Apollo, friends!" "Apollo!" "Come near me." "Lay your hand upon a wretched man." "Do not fear." "My plague can touch no one but me." "Seize me and drive me out!" "Send me, for God's sake, to some distant spot!" "Conceal me!" "Kill me!" "This guy is going to direct a musical?" "This guy can do anything." "ENSEMBLE (SINGING):" "Therefore plan For to death shall watch life's hand" "And can't all happy till thee pass The earth away" "(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)" "Sweetie, we start on the left foot!" "Always the left!" "The whole exit depends upon..." "Lily, darling!" "How are you?" "Lester, how am I doing?" " Jeff, this is Tony..." " Excuse me." "Underneath it all, very simple." "Isn't he wonderful?" "Listen." "Order me a corned-beef sandwich, will you?" "Lean, now, no fat, no gristle." "And a cream soda and a pickle." " Mr. Cordova wants a..." " Stay right here." "It's all right." "That maniac." "Honestly!" "Say, Hal?" " Yes, Miss Marton." " The maestro wants his, uh..." "I know." "The corned beef." "It's in his dressing room already." "Hal, this is Mr. Hunter." " This is Hal Benton, Jeff's manager." " Nice to meet you." " I'm a great admirer of yours." " Thank you." " When did you get in town?" " I got off the train a couple of hours ago." " Wasn't that curtain slower tonight?" " It was my fault." "I'm sorry." "No, don't change it." "Keep it that way." "It's wonderful." "Doubles the applause." " This is Tony Hunter." " JEFF:" "How do you do?" "Sorry, kids." "Be with you soon as I get out of this sackcloth and ashes..." "Max, what happened to that amber spot?" "It was way off." "Must have more light on me there." "Don't let us keep it a secret I'm in the show." " Excuse me." " Hello, sweetheart." " You look wonderful." " Thank you." "Hal, call a full dialogue rehearsal, will you?" "Friday, for the full company." "Sloppy diction." "The original was in Greek, but this is in English." "Don't let us keep it a secret it's in English." "I want to catch the matinee tomorrow..." " ...of Man in a Mousetrap." " Can't do." "We got a drama lecture..." "Never mind." "We'll work it out somehow." "Jeff, this is Tony Hunter." "Yeah, I know." "We just met." "Mr. Hunter." " I beg your pardon." " I'm glad to know you." "So happy to meet you." "You have no idea how delighted I am to see you." " Delighted and thrilled." " Thank you." "We need our theater greats right here." "So when Lily and Lester said they were doing a show with Tony Hunter... that's all I had to know." "I'm dropping every other project, and there are plenty, believe me." "That's wonderful, Mr. Cordova, but all this..." "The classics..." " Do you really want to do a musical?" " Musical, musical!" "I'm sick of these artificial barriers between the musical and the drama." "In my mind, there is no difference between the magic rhythms... of Bill Shakespeare's immortal verse and the magic rhythms... of Bill Robinson's immortal feet." "Hal, write that down." "I'll use it at Princeton." "It's already down." "You used it last week." "I tell you, if it moves you, if it stimulates you... if it entertains you, it's theater." "When the right combination gets together and it spells theater..." "I got to be right in there up to my armpits." "That's higher than usual." "Now, that's what I wanted Tony to hear you say." "I tried to tell him how you feel, but I knew that you could say it so beautifully." "Lily, you splendid animal." "Take your hands off my wife and let's get down to business." "Now I have here a script." "It's great." "It's ready to roll." "Jeff, I want you to take this home." "I want you to read it tonight..." "But before I do, give me a rough idea of the plot." " LESTER:" "Now?" " Throw it at me for a quick impression." " TONY:" "I'm dying to hear it." " LILY:" "You tell it." " You do it so much better." " Lester, honestly." " Please, Lily, tell them." " Lester, honestly." "With Tony in mind, we naturally visualize a light and intimate show." "We want to give him a chance to play a charming guy, with just enough plot... to make him do lots of gay and varied numbers." "He's a writer and illustrator of children's books... but to get in the real dough... on the side, he writes lurid murder mysteries... full of violence and buckets of blood." "The success of these makes him feel he's sort of... sold his soul to the devil, but he keeps on doing it." "There's lots of comedy implications with his friends, played by us." " With his girl." " I love this." "Terrific possibilities." "And some of the best numbers we've ever written!" "Children's playground, a reform school, 12 showgirls playing softball!" " And a number about a murder mystery!" " You two are the end." " Tony, I'm so glad!" " Some of the best lines we've written." "What do you think, Jeff?" "Kids, you're geniuses." "The whole thing is a brilliantly imaginative idea." "Why, Jeff!" "You've hit on something that's not only great as a musical... but valid in terms of today, of modern life." "Jeff, I'm so glad!" "Of course, these modern thrillers, he's got to keep turning them out." "They make him fame, money." "He's caught." "It's a funny situation." "Of course!" "It's brilliant, contemporary, perceptive." "This story's a modern version of Faust." " Faust?" " You're kidding, Jeff." "I guess I didn't tell it right." "I didn't bring out the point." "But you did bring out the point admirably." "You used the phrase:" ""He sells his soul to the devil."" "Now, that's the line you have to follow straight through." "Just like Faust, this man is tempted by the devil... and his compromise, his sellout, must end in eternal damnation." "That'll leave them laughing." "Kids, you've got a choice here between a nice little musical comedy... and a modern musical morality play... with meaning and stature!" " But we don't want to write Faust." " You're taking me too literally." "I want to do your story." "I love it!" "But I want to angle it to bring out the analogy... between the Faust legend and this man's story." "Won't this make it heavy?" "Is this a box-office idea?" "Is Faust box-office?" "Listen, Faust by Christopher Marlowe, Faust by Goethe, Faust by Gounod..." "Faust by Hector Berlioz." "I tell you, anyone who's touched this legend has turned it into a gold mine." "It's got to be a smash." "It could still have all the fun in it, couldn't it?" " Yeah, and some stature thrown in." " Now, kids, I'm happy about this." " Really happy." " So are we, Jeff." "This publisher you mentioned... obviously, he could be the counterpart of the devil." "Evil personified!" "Leading all mankind into the paths of temptation!" " LILY:" "But nobody could play it like you." " Nobody's going to." "LESTER:" "You mean you're going to play it?" "The part of the girl..." "Somebody fresh." "Somebody with fire, charm, grace, beauty." "Gabrielle Gerard." " Gerard?" "She's a ballet dancer." " She doesn't want to do a show." " She turns them all down." " Nobody ever turns me down." "Do you really think you could get her?" "What a cast!" "Tony Hunter, Jeff Cordova, Gabrielle Gerard!" "Tony!" "Isn't this exciting?" "Yeah." "Now, look, this is going to be a sort of modern Faust story." "I play the Faust character." "You play the Devil." "It'll have stature, importance." " I have to dance with this ballet dancer?" " She's wonderful." "It'll be great." "It'll be great for somebody." "I'll pick up my marbles and go home." "Fellas, bless you and good luck, but this just ain't for me." "I know what I can do, and I'm sticking to it." "That's the trouble." "You've stuck to it, and you're stuck with it." " What?" " JEFF:" "Nobody admires you more than I." "I've seen every show and every movie you've ever done... but let's face some brutal facts." "Times have changed, Tony." "You haven't changed with them." " You've gone stale." " Then you certainly don't need me." "Yes, we do!" "Because you can be greater than you ever were!" "We are going to make you explode on the theater scene like a skyrocket!" "Not just the old trademark, with the top hat, tie, and tails... but a great artist at the peak of his powers." "The new Tony Hunter." "Tony Hunter, 1953!" " But can I do it?" " It's a challenge to all of us... but that's what the theater's about:" "a challenge." "Whatever I am, whether it's a new me or an old me... remember, I'm still just an entertainer." "What do you think I am?" "What do you think they are?" "What do you think the theater is?" "It's all entertainment!" "Believe me, there is no difference between the magic rhythms..." " ...of Bill Robinson's immortal feet..." " You said that before." "All right, what did Bill Robinson do?" "He danced on the stairs, didn't he?" "Now I happen to play Oedipus the king on the same stairs." "What's the difference?" "We're all theater." "Show me the greatest tragic actor... or the lowest red-nosed comic in burlesque... and I'll show you an entertainer." "We're all... (SCREAMS)" "LILY:" "Jeff, are you all right?" "(SINGING) Everything that happens in life" "Can happen in a show" "You can make 'em laugh You can make 'em cry" "Anything, anything can go" "The clown with his pants falling down" "Or the dance that's a dream of romance" "Or the scene where the villain is mean" "That's entertainment" "(SINGING) The lights on the lady in tights" "(SINGING) Or the bride with the guy on the side" "Or the ball where she gives him her all" "(IN UNISON) That's entertainment!" "The plot can be hot Simply teeming with sex" "A gay divorcée who is after her ex" "(SINGING) It could be Oedipus Rex" "Where a chap kills his father And causes a lot of bother" "The clerk who is thrown out of work" "By the boss who was thrown for a loss" "By the skirt who is doing him dirt" "(IN UNISON) The world is a stage" "The stage is a world of entertainment" "That's entertainment!" "LILY (IN NORMAL VOICE):" "All right!" "SINGING (IN UNISON):" "That's entertainment!" "(SPEAKING GIBBERISH IN SQUEAKY VOICE)" "LESTER (IN NORMAL VOICE):" "Look what I can do." "It's still me!" "SINGING (IN UNISON):" "The doubt while the jury is out" "Or the thrill when they're reading the will" "Or the chase for the man with the face" "That's entertainment!" "The dame who is known as the flame" "Of the king of an underworld ring" "He's an ape who won't let her escape" "That's entertainment!" "It might be a fight Like you see on the screen" "A swain getting slain For the love of a queen" "Some great Shakespearean scene Where a ghost and a prince meet" "And everyone ends in mincemeat" "The gag may be waving that flag" "That began with a Mr. Cohan" "Hip hooray, the American way" "The world is a stage" "The stage is a world of entertainment" " You gone yet, Hal?" " HAL:" "I'm in here, Jeff, on the phone." "Drama desk?" "Hello, Mike." "It's Hal." "You know that item Mr. Cordova sent you about signing Gabrielle Gerard... for the Marton show?" "There's been a mistake." "I wonder if there's still time to kill it." " Yeah." "I'd appreciate it." "Thanks, kid." " Why did you do that?" "To save you from making an idiot of yourself in print." " You know you can't get Gerard." " Why?" "Because Paul Byrd won't let her do a show." "He's a tough customer." "He's not only her choreographer, he's also her boyfriend." "She doesn't make a move without him." "(DOORBELL BUZZES)" "That will be Paul Byrd now." " It's 3 in the morning." " Let him in, Hal, will you?" " HAL:" "Hello, Paul." " Where are they?" "He's in there." "JEFF:" "Hello, Paul." " Where is he?" " Who?" " Oscar Hammerstein." " Home in bed, I hope, at this hour." " Who is it?" "Dick Rodgers?" " What are you talking about?" "Didn't you say the greatest producer of musicals today... was here and wanted to see me?" " That's me." "I'm doing a musical." " Did you get me out of bed..." "I see what this is all about." "You needn't go any further because the answer is no on Gabrielle Gerard." "Gabrielle..." "Paul, I don't follow you." "Gabrielle is not going to do a show." "She's too important to ballet." "This has nothing to do with Gabrielle." "Paul, I want you to do the choreography for the greatest musical in years." "Oh." "Oh." " I'm sorry..." " That's why I wakened you, Paul." "I'm so keyed up I just can't sleep." "You know how brilliant the Martons are." "This time, they've excelled themselves." "This show is a choreographer's dream, and only you can do it." " I wouldn't say that." " No time for false modesty." "You're the greatest, and we know it." "This is just your meat." "A great classic theme." "The story of Faust in a modern setting." "Say, that sounds interesting." "I've never been so excited about a project in my life." "Now, there's Tony Hunter, myself, a great score by the Martons." "Wonderful." "My brain's beginning to churn already." "Good." "Now we must comb the country for a wonderful singer for the girl." "Singer?" "Jeff, don't you think we ought to stress the dancing in that role?" "No, Paul." "This girl has to be a virtuoso performer, with fire, charm, beauty... a great lady with a gamine quality." "You know no dancer can give you that." "Wait." "Of course I wouldn't let her do it, but Gabrielle has all that and more." "Gabrielle?" "Paul, I feel a little embarrassed." "I think she's charming, within her limitations." "Charming." "She's a great artist, and you know it." " Sorry." "I know how fond of her you are." " That has nothing to do with it!" "She can be one of the greatest stars in the theater." "Everybody's been trying to get her." "For the right vehicle, something light and fluffy." "Light and fluffy?" "Now, see here, Jeff." "I'm not gonna do this show unless Gabrielle Gerard plays that part!" "Now, Paul, this throws a little monkey wrench into things, doesn't it?" "Never mind." "You and I will work together sometime..." "Wait." "At least do this." "You come and see her in the ballet tomorrow." " Bring Hunter, bring the Martons." " No." "Impossible." "I have a performance." "But I'll gladly send the Martons." "We can get together afterwards and talk." "Mind you, I'm promising nothing." "Good night, sweetie." "(HUMMING)" "HAL:" "Drama desk?" "Mike." "Hal again." "Better print that item after all." "And, Mike, after this, if Mr. Cordova tells you he's casting Tallulah... for Little Eva, believe him." "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC)" "Well?" "She's fabulous, sensational, loveliest thing I've ever seen." "A little tall, isn't she?" "Stage illusion." "(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)" "So you didn't care for it much?" "The girl's fantastic, beautiful... but I can't dance with her." "Stop worrying!" "It isn't that I don't appreciate what she does." "I tell you, I know she's magnificent." "That's what scares me." "But I haven't done ballet since I was a kid." "I'd look silly." "Hello, Lil." "You look wonderful." "Put your things over there." "Hello, Mr. Hunter." "How are you?" " Hello, Les." "Glad to see you." " How are you?" "What is this?" "The annual fur trappers' convention?" " The boss is inside with big money." " His backers?" " They're raising money for the show." " What show, ours?" " Sure." " He hasn't read the script yet." " I better go back..." " Sorry, Mr. Marton." "You disturb the water, you scare the fish." "They're biting tonight." " What's he telling them?" " Whatever it is, it's going over big." " Come on, Lil." " Please don't go in yet." "Wait here." "He's saving you for the finale." "(DOORBELL BUZZES)" "Excuse me." " Lester, isn't this wonderful?" " Yeah." " This is going to be great, Tony." " Why?" "Cordova." "The dough for the show." "No problems." "How many times did we have to audition the last time?" " Fifty." " A hundred, maybe more." "Jeff might raise the backing tonight." "We'll be ready to rehearse in three weeks." " Hello, Hal." " Hello, Paul." "How are you?" "How nice to see you." "Come right in." "Hal, this is Miss Gerard." "Mr. Benton." "How do you do?" "Jeff's inside with the backers." "Why don't you wait in the library?" " Excuse me." " Thanks." "Paul." "Let's wait in here a minute, huh?" "Now, wait a second." "I'm not ready yet." "There's a lot to be cleared up first." "This girl Gerard, it's not just her dancing." "On top of everything, she's too tall for me." "This girl is a giantess." "She's not too tall for you." "I know this girl." "She comes up to here, maybe 2 inches shorter." "You know I'm the perfect height for you." "Now look... turn around." "Measure." "Look." "You see?" "Isn't that fine?" "Listen." "Gabrielle Gerard in her stocking feet is at the most 3-feet tall." "Now relax." "I'm going to find you a drink, and you can stop worrying about her." "Jeff only wants her in the show because she's the best." "We all gotta go along with him too, Tony." "In the show, one guy's got to be at the helm... and in Jeff, we got someone we can trust to... it is the Devil, come to claim the soul of the modern Faust man." "With flapping wings and grinning evil eyes... he points the way to the yawning pits of Hades." "Hallelujah." " I'm embarrassed." " Don't be childish." "I'm sure Tony Hunter doesn't want me in this show." " What makes you say that?" " Did he come backstage to see me... after the performance?" "He knew he was going to meet you here." " I'm just a ballet dancer..." " You're a famous leading ballerina." "What does he want with me?" "He's a famous movie and stage actor." "He's practically a historical character by now." "Dancing with him is like dancing with a statue of General Grant." "Now look, Gaby." "You know, this is a Cordova show." "It's an important step for you." "I'm going to do the choreography, so there's nothing for you to worry about." "But I still think he doesn't want me in the show." "Your nose is shiny." " Where's the, uh?" " Maybe this is it." "He passes by all the writhing souls in torment paying for their deadly sins." "Gluttony, avarice..." "It must be upstairs." "Lester, what have we got ourselves into?" "The story he's telling them has nothing to do with the story we wrote." "This will mean months of rewriting." "He expects us to go into rehearsal in three weeks?" "Brimstone and flames." "Save me." "(JEFF SCREAMING)" "Corrupter of children." "Purveyor of evil." "Dungeon... bubbling cauldrons." "Fiery furnaces of doom." "(SCREAMING)" " You're..." " And you're..." "How do you do?" "How do you do?" "It's certainly a..." " We've been waiting for you in there." " We just got here." "We just got here ourselves, about five minutes ago." "A little early, I guess." "Mr. Cordova's busy." "Yes, I know, and I rushed so to get here." " I'm a mess." " No." "You look wonderful." " Will you have a cigarette?" " No, thanks." "I don't smoke." " Never?" " I don't think a dancer should smoke." "I see." " Is anything wrong?" " No." " Pretty shoes." " Thank you." "You always wear high heels?" "No." "Not always." "Sometimes toe shoes." "Toe shoes." "I'm afraid I've been awfully rude." "I haven't told you how wonderful you were tonight." "Thank you." "I'm a great admirer of yours too." " I didn't think you'd ever even heard of me." " Heard of you?" "I used to see all your pictures when I was a little girl." "I'm still a fan." "I recently went to see a revival of them at the museum." "Museum?" ""Step right this way, ladies and gentlemen." ""Egyptian mummies, extinct reptiles... and Tony Hunter, the grand old man of the dance."" "I didn't mean..." "I want you to know that I can still thread a needle without my eyeglasses... and still occasionally do a soft-shoe shuffle." "Nothing balletic, of course." "You're not a ballet devotee, are you?" "Yes." "I was going to the ballet before you were born." "I saw Pavlova, Karsavina, all the real ballet greats." "You don't see dancing like that nowadays." "I'm sorry." "That's okay." "I don't expect you to class me with Pavlova." "In fact, if she were around..." "I doubt if she'd be good enough to dance with you." "You'd probably insist on an audition first." "I sure would." "I'd audition my own grandmother." "Then why don't you audition mine?" "She'd be just about right for you." " I'm terribly sorry." " No, you're not." " No, I'm not." " Neither am I." "Good." " Paul, I'm leaving." " What's the matter, darling?" "I can't work with that man." "He's impossible." "We just got here." "It'll look funny..." "The whole thing is off." "This girl is a monster." "I have definitely had it." "(ALL SHOUTING)" "And now, ladies and gentlemen, the brains, the talent, the artists." "Wonderful." "Aren't they wonderful?" "(ALL CHATTERING)" "You have no idea how well things are going." "It's really wonderful." "Ladies and gentlemen." "I want you all to meet the happy little group... that's responsible for the show... that everyone will be clamoring to get seats for next season." "The celebrated choreographer Paul Byrd." "The authors you know:" "Lily and Lester Marton." "Take a bow, Lily." "And, ladies and gentlemen... my star, Tony Hunter." "A name, a talent." "Mr. Show Business himself." "And, ladies and gentlemen, his new leading lady." "That glamorous, delightful dancer from the magical world of ballet." "Mr. Hunter's own personal choice, Gabrielle Gerard." "I think, gentlemen, you will agree your investment is safe, yes?" "Now let's relax and have a drink, shall we?" "My dear, how do you authors ever think of these brilliant ideas?" "That damnation scene." "Did you ever in your life hear..." "My boy." "I had the pleasure of backing your last show too." "Jeffrey." "How about?" "There it is, folks." "The work light." "Only an electric bulb, perhaps, but for the next four weeks... that will be our sun, our moon, our stars." "These four walls will be our universe, our private world." "We enter with nothing but a dream, but when we leave... we'll have a show." "In between, there will be enthusiasms, frustrations, hot tempers... ha, ha, cold coffee." "Some of us will fight, some fall in love... but all of us will work and adore it... because all of us are inspired by the same thing." "The night that curtain goes up, it will go up on a smash hit." "And believe me, kids... there's nothing in the world as soothing... as a smash hit." "(INAUDIBLE)" "What do you think this is, summer stock or something?" "(INAUDIBLE)" "Go!" "That's it." "That's wonderful." "Why didn't you do it before?" "Good, men." "Honey, would you try that cross, please, again for me?" ""The same kind of opportunistic snake that he is."" ""You got me wrong." "I'm a self-made snake." ""Listen, baby, we all live by the jungle:" "Eat or be eaten." ""I just realized that I like to eat, and to eat caviar whenever possible." ""Anything wrong with that?"" ""Anything wrong with that?" A bad line." "What we need is some quick image, like "spreading ideals on a cracker."" "You all like that? "Ever try spreading ideals on a cracker?"" "Let me hear it, Tony." "Did you ever try spreading ideals on a cracker?" " Jeff." "I don't..." " Honey, just try that cross again for me." ""The same kind of opportunistic snake that he is."" ""You got me wrong." "I'm a self-made snake." ""Listen, baby." "We all live by the law of the jungle..."" " Excuse me, Tony." " "...eat or be eaten."" "Pardon me, folks." "You know about icebergs, don't you?" "One-eighth above the surface, seven-eighths below." "That's you." "You're giving me only that one-eighth." "I'm greedy." "I want more." "All eight-eighths." "Now let it rip, Tony." "Give it too much." "Go way over." "Come along." "The whole eight-eighths!" "Okay, Gaby." "Same place." ""The same kind of opportunistic snake that he is."" "You got me wrong." "I'm a self-made snake!" "Listen, baby." "We all live by the law of the jungle:" "Eat or be eaten!" "And I realized that I like to eat, and eat caviar whenever possible." "Did you ever try spreading ideals on a cracker?" "Good boy, Tony." "That's it." "Eight-eighths." " Sorry." "Butterfingers." " No." "It's not your fault, Tony." "It's an awkward pattern." "I have a better idea." "You hold your position right here, and Jimmy... suppose you pick up Gaby like that, and put her down... right here next to Tony?" "Now you see, Tony..." "I'd like to practice it with her two or three times." "I think I could handle it." "Do you mind if he tries it with Barbara?" "These are new toe shoes." "They're killing me." "Sure." "You go ahead and rest." "Barbara, come here." "Try it." "I think this is what's throwing you off." "If you hold your balance so, like this, then grab her here by the..." "Paul, I think we're making a mistake here." "I think we're wasting Tony in this scene." "He's got the first-act finale right after this." "The damnation scene." "I don't want to dissipate his impact in that." "Now, why not let him exit into the house and watch it from his balcony?" " How'd that be?" " Wonderful idea." "See what that would do?" "Save your sock for the finale." "Much better that way." "PAUL:" "Let's go back to the beginning positions." "Gaby." "Boys, get around up here, and the girls, yes." "You were down here in the line like that." "Not too close." "This group's down here, you're up there." " Let's try it this way." " No!" "Let's not try it this way or any other way." "I have had enough." "I've had three weeks of these lovely rehearsals... three weeks of Chinese torture." "I don't know what you're trying to do... except make me look like a complete fool." "A clumsy idiot." "I've tried." "For three weeks, I've tried." "I've taken everything." "I've watched my part being changed, my numbers being cut out day after day... and I haven't said a word." "Got to be cooperative, think of the good of the show." "Let's get this straight:" "I am not Nijinsky." "I am not Marlon Brando." "I am Mrs. Hunter's little boy, Tony, song-and-dance man." "I'm supposed to have entertained millions of people in my time." "And I am not entertained by this little ballerina's snide insinuations... that I am a no-talent hoofer." "I am sick of her superior smirk." "I'm sick of her." "I'm sick of Faust." "I am sick of this show." "Never mind saying it!" "Tony Hunter, 1953." "I hereby declare my independence." "Tony Hunter, 1776." "Bless you." "(CHATTERING)" " Lester, where are you going?" " I don't know." "I was..." "What's happening to us?" "Let's try to keep our heads." "It's only a show." "I know." "I'm sorry, baby." "So am I. Let's try to be sensible about it." " Do you think we should try to find Tony?" " I don't know." "What do you think?" " Maybe we should." " But Jeff said not to." "And, of course, you mustn't disobey teacher." "Right or wrong, someone has got to be at the helm." "But to you, he's 100 percent right every time." "If you say one more word to me about Jeff's hypnotic influence on me..." " ..." "I'll scream." " He's got you so bulldozed... (SCREAMS)" "Someone's liable to think we're quarreling." "We're not quarreling." "We're in complete agreement." " We hate each other." " Unh!" "Joe, tell Mrs. Marton I've gone to Tahiti... to paint." "(DOORBELL BUZZES)" " Hello, Mr. Hunter." " You must have the wrong apartment." "No." "I came to see you." "May I come in a minute?" "Please." "I, uh, was just about to slip into my bed of nails." "Oh." "I'm terribly sorry." "That's all right." "You couldn't have done it if I hadn't softened it up for you." " What?" " Nothing." " Cigarette?" " No, thanks." "That's right." "Dancers shouldn't smoke." " You mind if I do?" " Yes." "I mean, it's all right." "Thanks." "How lovely." "I've never seen such wonderful prints in a hotel." "They don't belong to the hotel yet." "They're mine, and they're originals." "Oh." "Don't let that throw you." "I don't know any more about art than I do about dancing." "I'm just a Hollywood actor." "I call my agent and say, "I've got a wall to cover." ""Send me over 20 feet's worth of paintings in assorted colors."" "That's a very early Degas, isn't it?" ""1877."" "Yeah." "I swiped it from his desk in school." "Was he sore." "What can I do for you?" "I know." "You demand an apology." "Okay, let's cut it short." "I apologize." "No, don't do that." "I'm supposed to apologize to you." " Oh..." " I mean..." "I see, the fellows got together, stuck a gun in your back..." "No, it was all my idea." "I just wanted to tell you that..." "All right." "It was Paul's idea." "Why do I let him push me around?" "What do I want to apologize to you for anyway?" "You've been mean to me." "You didn't want me in the show in the first place." "What?" "And you think I'm a dime-a-dozen ballet dancer." "No." "And this whole thing's making me a nervous wreck and no show is worth it." "I wouldn't apologize to you in a million years." "Now, don't do that." "Please, just calm down." "Now take it easy." "Look." "I thought I was the only nervous wreck around here... and all this time you've been behaving..." "I've behaved horribly to you, and I know it." "I'm not used to behaving horribly." "It's a big strain." "You just misunderstood me, that's all." "I think you're terrific." "I think everything in the show is probably terrific, except me." "I've been scared to death of you... and scared to death of every last kid in the chorus." "Don't be nice to me." "It just makes me seem twice as ugly." "I'd say you were more plain than ugly..." " ...but at least you've got talent." " Thanks." "Now look, Gaby." "It's just plain silly... that we have never sat down and talked this out." "We are the only animals given the greatest means of communication... human speech." " And all we do is snarl at each other." " I know." "We're from two different worlds, two eras... but yet we're supposed to dance together, work together." "No one consulted us... but we're the only things that matter in this whole thing." "Not those geniuses out there, telling us what to do." "You're right." "We have to do the performing." "We're the ones that have to get up on that stage..." " ...and make idiots out of ourselves." " Tony, is that what's going to happen?" "No." "Of course not." "Things are going to be fine." "I have a feeling that everything is going to be much better from now on." "Yes, I know, but..." "Can you and I really dance together?" "I don't know." "Let's find out." " Taxi, sir?" " Yes, please." " El Morocco, please." " No." "Stork?" "Waldorf?" "No." "I'm not dressed." "I just came from rehearsal." " I can't go to any of those places." " You look fine to me." " Never mind." "Thanks." " Thank you." " Where to, sir?" " Leave it to the horse." "(LAUGHING)" "Look, trees." "Yes, I remember now, dimly." "Trees." "And isn't that called grass?" "And, look, there's the sky." "This has all been here... the whole time we have been shut up in our little sweatbox of the arts." "Really?" "Amazing." "Do you know what those are on those benches?" "People." "Happy people." "Would you believe it?" "They don't even care... whether we have a damnation scene in our show or not." "Neither do I." "(BAND PLAYING SLOW JAZZ MUSIC)" "You can't get it into the elevators." "And you take this one here, and it won't fit the finale." " How are we doing?" " It's a disaster." "We're in terrible trouble." "We just can't open in three days." "I told you from the beginning, you are overloading the show." "You can't get all this scenery in the theater." " Why isn't this hung?" " We've been hanging all night." "You've got more scenery in this show... than there is in Yellowstone National Park." "Never mind." "Get your blueprints." "We'll go have a conference." "Everything will work out all right." "Hold it." "I scored for brass, and all I hear is flute." "I don't want so many long bows." "Lester, I gotta cut 16 bars out of that dance." "Sixteen bars!" "Hey, Lil." "All right, I'll make the cut." "Page to page." "Would you ask Lily if she approves the cut?" " Lil, how about this cut?" " It's fine." "Okay, Lester." "Let's give it to her." "This'll sound like hash." "I better put some chords in for transition." "Wait, just a minute." "Sublime, time, dime, slime..." "You can't hear Tony in Lovelier Than You." " I'm already holding down the orchestra." " Maybe the key's too low." "Ask Lester if Tony can take it a key higher." "About Lovelier Than You, Les, a key higher?" "Don't you see I'm trying to make a cut?" "The key's perfect." " But Lily said you'd make the change." " The key is..." "Everyone on their toes for the transformation scene." " We're not ready." " JEFF:" "Perfectly all right." "Next." "Watch it." "I'll cue you for the transition music." "Isn't it great?" "Herman." "Everybody ready back there?" "We got to have more time to make the change." " I've got to have 16 more men." " I got elevators..." "Do the best you can." "All right, everybody." "This is it." "Men in the elevators, watch the signal lights for your cues." "Switchboards." "Stand by to come down your number one batten on cue." "Girls on stairs, take your positions, but don't be frightened." "Men in armor, light your chandeliers." "All right, make this great, everybody." "Don't forget, it's the first-act finale." "Are you guys all right in there?" "Now, watch your cue." "Light change." "Revolve." "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING)" "This is going to be beautiful." "It will be a memorable moment." "Memorable." "Ah, yes." "This is real theater." "Everything's smooth as silk." "No, Herman, that doesn't go up, it goes down." "Take it down." "What is this?" "Herman!" "I don't think you've got your cues right!" "No, stop!" "That one doesn't go down, it goes up." "Take it up." "(FABRIC RIPPING)" "For heaven's sake, look at your cue sheet." "Take it up." "No, not me." "Herman, this cable has fouled." "(ALL SHOUTING)" "(WHISTLE BLOWS)" "Calm down." "Don't let us lose our heads." "This is a setback, but that's what we come out of town for." "We'll never make it work." "Of course it will." "You boys get together, think of something brilliant." "You can't put Gaby on that thing." "It's dangerous." "I won't allow it." "It's all right." "After all, we expected to strike a snag or two." "Get the full company in the lounge for dialogue rehearsal... while they're clearing the stage." "We can't afford to waste a moment." "(TONY CHUCKLES)" "Here." "I'm sorry." "I forgot." "That help?" "All right?" "If you've quite finished, let's try this." "We're going to get the stage soon." "You don't know it yet." "Paul, I'm afraid Gaby's kind of beat." "Nobody's had any sleep for two nights." "Can't you let her rest a while?" "If you don't mind, Tony, I've worked with her for many years." "I happen to know her a good deal better than you do." "All right, Gaby." "Come on." "Madame, may I have this dance?" "Cut the clowning." "It's not going to seem so funny tomorrow night." "All right, Adam." "(PIANO PLAYING)" "Okay, Paul, they're ready for you on-stage." "Come on." "JEFF:" "This is the big moment." "Hal, come on." "Take it over there." "Tony, Gaby, this is it." "I want it to be outstanding." "It must be beautiful, fabulous, warm, and fiery." "Your cue is, "Dance, fools, dance!"" "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING "YOU AND THE NIGHT AND THE MUSIC")" "CHORUS (SINGING):" "You and the night and the music" "Fill me with flaming desire" "(GABRIELLE SCREAMS)" "Setting my being completely" "On fire, fire, fire" "You and the night and the music" "(PEOPLE COUGHING)" "Thrill me but will we" "Be one" "(GABRIELLE COUGHING)" "After the night and the music" "Are done?" "Until the pale light" "Of dawning and daylight" "Our hearts will be throbbing guitars" "Hal, it seems to be a little too much, doesn't it?" "Yes." "Are we really supposed to open tomorrow night?" "(LAUGHING)" ""Dance, fools, dance!"" "Hello, there!" "It's a big night." "Everybody is here from New York." "Simply everybody." "Do you hear that, my dear?" "Everybody from New York is here." "Come on." "Don't want you to miss the overture." "Think we should get ready, boys?" "No, we can finish this hand." "Nobody's made a pep talk yet." "Pep talk?" "Yeah." "I never seen an opening night yet without some guy... gets all the poor actors together and makes them a long speech:" ""They should be brilliant."" "HAL:" "On-stage, please." "Everybody on-stage." "Mr. Cordova wants to say a few words." "Come on, girls." "Hurry up." "Let's go." "Step right along." "Company, a final word." "You've all been just wonderful." "Thanks for your cooperation." "Tonight, we're about to perform before an audience in a theater." "It's not only a temple of the arts, but a place of business." "And I feel we have here a venture that is successful on both counts." "Nothing to be nervous about." "We've got to keep our wits and do a show." "There will be rough spots, but we'll smooth them out." "Remember, that's what we came out of town for." "Up to now, I've been giving you orders as director... but when next you see me, I shall be just as one of you... an eager ham, anxious to make good." "Actors, let's go." "All right, people." "Get ready for the tableau, girls." "Finish your make-up." "Come on, girls." "Let's go." "I'm so glad you folks could come." "And don't forget the big party at the hotel after the show." "The whole cast will be there." "You'll meet them all." "Of course, I have to go backstage to congratulate them afterwards." "(LAUGHING)" "I'll see you all at the party." "All New York is here." "Big party at the hotel after the show." "I'll look for you." "Big party, big show." "Come on, now." "We don't want to miss a thing." "Now, don't forget the party." "Evelyn, big party at the hotel after the show." "I'll look for you." "Champagne's on me." "(BELL TOLLING)" "Shall I drive you to the hotel, sir, to the party?" "No." "Drive me to the station." "Maybe I can still make the 11:40 back to New York." "Yes, sir." " Good evening." " I was looking for The Band Wagon party." "This is it, sir." "(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)" "(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)" "This way, please." " Are you leaving, sir?" " Yes." "Good night." "We must do this more often." "Oh, give me something To remember you by" "(PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "When you are far away from me" "Some little something" "MAN:" "It's all Annie's fault." "I should have listened to my mother." "She told me only to be in hit shows." "(ALL LAUGH)" "Hi, I don't want to barge in." "I just want to tell you all how great I think you are." "I didn't get a chance to know you very well." " I'm sorry I messed up the show for you." " Wait a minute, come on in, have a drink." " I don't want to crash the party." " Give Mr. Hunter a drink." " What do you say, Scotch, rye, or beer?" " Beer's fine." " One beer, coming up." " Want some pizza pie?" "How about a sandwich?" "We've got ham and deviled egg." "I've had enough of both for one night." "(ALL LAUGH)" "Far away Me, oh, my" "Only yesterday" "(PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "There we were, the whole act, the 10 Tapping Troubadours." "The 10 Tapping Troubadours?" "Yeah, believe it or not... we were stranded in Pittsburgh with $3 between us... crammed into one room the size of that closet." "Gaby, come on in." "We're having a good old-fashioned wake." "I've been looking all over for you." "Where is Paul?" "He's at a very exclusive wake with Jeff and the Martons." "Can I get you a drink, Gaby?" "How about a beer?" "How about some popcorn?" "Tony!" "(WHISTLES)" "TONY:" "Lily, Lester, come on in." "Are you sure?" "Don't you remember?" "We wrote that thing." "This is a wonderful party." "Come on in." "Who's going to go out and get the beer?" "Okay, Sis, you're elected." "Tony, watch this!" "(PLAYING PIANO)" "More beer!" "LESTER:" "I'll never forget." "You blew a gasket." "You were really gone." "Come on." "(ALL SHOUTING)" "Come on, Tony." "Come on, get with it." "(SINGING) How I love the glass of beer" "(SINGING) More beer" " Beer goes very good with beer" " More beer" "When I'm drinking beer I'm thinking "Ach, life is dear"" "But there's someone I love Even more than beer" "I love Louisa Louisa loves me" "When we rode on the merry-go-round I kissed Louisa" "And then Louisa Louisa kissed me" "We were so happy So happy and free" "Ach!" "Ach!" "But she's a Beautiful Louisa" "SINGING (IN GERMAN ACCENT):" "Ach!" "When I choose 'em" "I never want to lose 'em" "ALL (SINGING):" "Someday Louisa Louisa will be" "More als just a Fräulein to me" " Frenchmen love a glass of wine" " More beer" " The English think the whiskey's fine" " More beer" "But when I comb off all the foam off I drink a toast" "To the Germans and the Mädchen" "I love most" "(SINGING IN GERMAN)" "Ach!" "Ach!" "But she's a Beautiful Louisa" "Ach!" "When I choose 'em I never want to lose 'em" "Ach!" "Ach!" "But she's a Beautiful Louisa" "Ach!" "When I choose 'em I never want to lose 'em" "Someday Louisa Louisa will be" "More than just a Fräulein to me" "More beer!" "More beer!" "More beer!" "(ALL LAUGHING)" "Gosh, with all this raw talent around, why can't us kids get together... and put on ourselves a show?" "Maybe we can find ourselves a barn or something, and maybe..." "I could stand anything but failure." " Where's the telephone?" " In there." "Give me Jeff Cordova's room, please." "Hello, Jeff." "This is Tony." "Now, don't say anything." "Just listen." "I'm here with all the kids, and we've come to a decision." "We're not closing this show, if you can call it a show." "We're going on." "We're going to keep it on the road and redo it from top to bottom." "It won't be a modern version of Faust..." "Pilgrim's Progress, or the Book of Job in swing time." "It'll be our show, the show we started out to do... the book the Martons wrote, with the songs you threw out." "It'll have laughs and entertainment." "You remember entertainment?" "Look, we'd love to have you with us, Jeff." "But if you're not, it won't make any difference." "We're going ahead just the same." "We're going to put this thing across, aren't we, kids?" "All right." "What do you say?" "WOMAN (OVER PHONE):" "Hello?" "Nobody here." "This is the chambermaid, but if you want..." " ..." "I'll leave a message for Mr. Cordova." " Thank you, madam." "He isn't in." "Jeff, did you hear what I said?" "Tony, I've learned one thing in the theater, and it's this:" "one man has to be at the helm, the rest take orders." "I believe in what you said." "I got carried away in the wrong direction." "You've got to be the boss, Tony." "I think you can pull this off brilliantly... and I'd like to be a part of it." "Jeff, you're all right." "I must tell you one thing." "There isn't any money." "Colonel Todd and the backers have stolen away into the night." " We've got backers." " Who?" "A bunch of painters." "A fellow named Degas from..." " You wouldn't sell your paintings." " Sure, they love the theater." "I figure we need five or six weeks on tour to do what we have to do with this show." " Jeff, would you help us with bookings?" " Of course." "Hal, have you got paper and pencil?" "We can send a telegram." "(ALL CHATTERING)" " HAL:" "Washington?" "Washington's open." " TONY:" "And Boston." "Boston's very good." "Can we go to Philadelphia, Detroit, then come on back to New York?" " Paul, aren't you excited?" " Yeah." "It's wonderful." "I wish them a lot of luck." " This kind of leaves us out." " Why?" "With Tony doing the dances, it's not going to be my kind of show." "Yours, either." "I don't want you to do it." "I wouldn't think of leaving the show, Paul." " I've worked too hard on your career to..." " It's my career, and I want to stay." "I'm taking the 9:00 train tomorrow morning for New York." "I expect you to be there." "Have a nice trip, Paul." "JEFF:" "Dancers, singers, the sketches." "TONY:" "Listen, kids, it's going to mean rehearsing every day... all day, right up to curtain time." "We're going to put in new numbers, and learn them as fast as we can... and we're going to yank out all that junk." "(ALL LAUGH)" "We've got our schedule all worked out, and it looks pretty good now." "Philadelphia, Boston, Pittsburgh..." "Washington, Baltimore..." "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING)" "(SINGING) I see a new sun up in a new sky" "And my whole horizon Has reached a new high" "Yesterday my heart sang a blue song" "But today hear it hum a cheery new song" "I dreamed a new dream I saw a new face" "And I'm spreading sunshine All over the place" "With a new point of view Here's what greets my eye" " New love" " ENSEMBLE (SINGING):" "New love" " New luck" " New luck" " New sun" " And there's a new sun" "In the sky" "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING)" "(SINGING) I guess I'll have to change my plan" "I should've realized There'd be another man" "I overlooked that point completely" "Until the big affair began" "Before I knew where I was at" "I found myself up on the shelf And that was that" "I tried to reach the moon But when I got there" "All that I could get was the air" "My feet are back upon the ground" "I've lost the one girl I found" "(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)" "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING)" "(SINGING) Get goin', Louisiana hayride" "Get goin', we all is ready Start somethin', Louisiana hayride" "No use for callin' the roll" "Oh, I like that sport Sittin' in the hay" "Lovin' it away, oh, oh" "For the time is short Crack your little whip" "Get your little ship to go" "Start somethin', Louisiana hayride" "No foolin', we all is happy Get goin', Louisiana hayride" "No use for callin' the roll" " Jasmine Washington" " I is here" " Sweet Pea Oglethorpe" " I is here" " Jonquil Jezebel" " Here" " Lemon Verbena" " I is here" "Mo and Freddy Lily and Lettie" "We is here We all here" " Zeke and Lemuel, Hiram and Samuel" " We is here, we all here" " Primrose Paradise" " I am here" " Daisy Dandelion" " I is here" "We all here We all here" "Can't you see?" "If you is really ready And you're goin' steady" "Get goin', Louisiana hay" "Louisiana hayride" "Start something, Louisiana hay And no use to call, no use to call" " It's no use" " No use to bother to call the roll" "Get goin', get goin'" "I like that sport, sittin' in the hay Lovin' it away, ow, ow" "The time is short, crack your little whip Get your little ship" " Get your little ship" " Get your little ship to go" "Get goin' Louisiana hayride" "Clear the way Watch out, kindly step aside" "Get goin'" "Louisiana hayride" "(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)" "The scene's only about two minutes." "You won't have time to make the change." "TONY:" "I know it's a rough deal, but we won't make New York if we don't." " As much rehearsal time as possible." " Better call them at 10:00." "Don't forget, everybody." "Rehearsal, 10:00 on the dot, Baltimore." "That case is important." "Tell you what we'll do, when we start." "Say, who's the pretty girl?" "Why, this couldn't be the mousy little Miss Gerard." "You've been with the firm for years." "I've never seen you with glasses on." "Say, you are beautiful." "How are you, Gaby?" " I'm all right." "Thanks." " TONY:" "Good." "Oh!" "I'm sorry." " You must be tired." " Yes, I am, a little." " Bet you are too." " A little." "Lester, look, I've got a problem with these two numbers." "The murder mystery has a jazz beat and I don't want it to..." " Anyone heard from Paul Byrd?" " No, I haven't heard." "As a matter of fact, nobody has." "At least they haven't mentioned it." " Wasn't he going to..." " What a rat." "Rat?" "Lester, wait a second." "He's a wonderful guy, wonderful and talented." "He's written..." "Listen, don't sell him short." "That boy has got a lot..." "He may be a little young, yes." "He needs a little more experience." " Just give him a few more years." " Yeah." "Probably when he settles down and gets married." " You think he'll make a good husband?" " And how." "Great." "He'll make a great husband." "Sure." "Listen, this kid is solid." "He knows all..." "It isn't gonna be easy." "No." "Marriage and the theater and two careers." "Problems." "It isn't all skittles." " It's no bed of..." " Is that why you never got married?" "Who, me?" "You know, I'm the kind of fella..." "You got the right slant." "You're pretty happy as you are." "I like to kick around and have a lot of laughs." "Lester, I'm very much in love with this girl." "It's ridiculous, I know, things being as they are, but there it is." "Look, Tony, uh, I don't know what the chances are... but wait till we get to New York, and see how you stand." "Personally, I think the girl's crazy about you... but what you can see in a beautiful, young and talented girl is beyond me." "(TONY CHUCKLES)" "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING)" "(SINGING) Three little unexpected children" "Simultaneously the doctor brought us" "And you can see that We'll be three forever and A" "E, I, O, You wouldn't know how agonizing Being triple can be" "Each one is individually the victim Of the clinical day" "E, I, O, Every summer we go away To Baden-Baden-Baden" "Every winter we come back home To Walla Walla Walla" "We do everything alike We look alike" "We dress alike We walk alike" "We talk alike And what is more" "We hate each other very much We hate our folks" "We're sick of jokes On what an art it is to tell us apart" " If one of us gets the measles" " Another one gets the measles" "Then all of us gets the measles And mumps and croup" "How I wish I had a gun A wittle gun" "It would be fun to shoot the other two And be only one!" "Mrs. Wifflepoofer loves To talk to Mrs. Hildendorfer" "Of the fatal natal day She had her silly Willy" "Mrs. Hassencooper loves to talk To Mrs. Goldenwasser" "Of her major operation When she had her twins" "But when Mother comes along She silences the others" "She accomplished something That is very rare in mothers" "MGM has got a Leo But Mama has got a trio" "She is proud But says three is a crowd" "We do everything alike We look alike, we dress alike" "We walk alike, we talk alike And what is more" "We hate each other very much" "We hate our folks We're sick of jokes" "On what an art it is to tell us apart" "We eat the same kind of vittles" "We drink the same kind of bottles We sit in the same kind of highchair" "Highchair, highchair" "Oh, I wish I had a gun, a wittle gun" "It would be fun to shoot the other two And be only one" "(HORN HONKS)" " It's raining cats and dogs." " A rainy opening is good luck... when it rains on opening night." "Good luck, Tony." "Sweetie, I just want to say that no matter what happens tonight, it's been..." "I know." "It's been that for me too." "If this turns out to be a hit, you'll get sick of the sight of me... six nights a week, two matinees." "No escape." "Course, if it isn't, you won't have to see me at all." "Gaby, I've been wanting to ask you something." "It's been..." "I felt there's been an obstacle between us." "I wanted to..." "Is Paul coming tonight?" " Why, I think so." " I see." "What I wanted to ask..." "Perhaps, I better not." "I wish you wouldn't, Tony." " Tony, good luck tonight." " Good luck, Gaby." "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING)" "GABRIELLE (SINGING):" "I see a new sun up in a new sky" " TONY (SINGING):" "If one of us gets the measles" " JEFF (SINGING):" "Another one gets the measles" "ALL (SINGING):" "Then all of us gets the measles" "LILY (SINGING):" "Get goin', Louisiana hayride" "Get goin', we all is ready" "(PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC)" "(AUDIENCE CHEERING)" "(GUNFIRE)" "TONY:" "The city was asleep." "The joints were closed." "The rats, the hoods, and the killers were in their holes." "I hate killers." "My name is Rod Riley." "I'm a detective." "(TRUMPET PLAYING)" "Somewhere in a furnished room... some guy was practicing on a horn." "It was a lonesome sound." "It crawled on my spine." "I had just finished a tough case." "I was ready to hit the sack." "(ORCHESTRA PLAYS SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)" "I can smell trouble a mile off, and this poor kid was in trouble." "Big trouble." "She's scared, scared as a turkey in November." "There was nothing left of the guy, nothing at all, except... a rag, a bone, and a hank of hair." "The guy had been trying to tell me something, but what?" "So that's the way they wanted to play." "All right." "Somewhere in the city there was a killer and that was bad." "Bad for the killer, because I shoot hard." "And I hate hard." "I was playing a hunch." "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING ROMANTIC MUSIC)" "She came at me in sections." "More curves than a scenic railway." "She was bad, she was dangerous." "I wouldn't trust her any farther than I could throw her." "She was selling hard, but I wasn't buying." "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING OMINOUS MUSIC)" "This had to be Mr. Big." "Get him and you get them all." "(PANTING)" "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING SOFT JAZZ MUSIC)" "There was something about this kid that made you want to protect her for life." "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING DRAMATIC MUSIC)" "That bullet was meant for me." "Maybe this was a long shot, but I've seen some funny ones pay off." "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)" "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)" "I was beginning to see daylight." "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)" "These mugs were smart, but they made one mistake." "They got me mad." "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)" "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING SEDUCTIVE MUSIC)" "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)" "All the pieces fitted together." "I knew how the crime had been done." "The high note on the trumpet had shattered the glass." "(TRUMPET PLAYING)" "The glass with the nitroglycerin." "Now I knew who the killer was, but it didn't matter anymore." "Killers have to die." "Another page in the casebook of Rod Riley was finished." "The city was asleep." "The joints were closed." "The rats, the hoods, and the killers were in their holes." "I felt good, but something was missing." "She was bad, she was dangerous." "I wouldn't trust her any farther than I could throw her." "But she was my kind of woman." "(ORCHESTRA PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)" "(SHOE THUDS)" " Who's that?" "Somebody come in?" " No one, Mr. Hunter." " You sure?" "Did you look out in the hall?" " Not a soul, Mr. Hunter." "I can't understand it." "Are you sure this show's a hit?" "A very big hit, Mr. Hunter." "Congratulations." "It certainly doesn't feel like one." "I didn't expect them to pull my carriage through the streets or hurl flowers at me... (KNOCK ON DOOR)" " Hal, come on, boy." "Have a drink." " No, thanks." " Got any notes for the cast for tomorrow?" " No." " Good night." " Say, look." "Doesn't anybody come backstage anymore on opening nights?" "No." "It's considered old-fashioned." "Have a good night's rest, Tony." "Did Gaby go out with Paul?" "Gaby?" "I don't know." "I guess so." "Good night, Tony." "Bobby, you know what I'm going to do?" "I'm going out to the biggest nightclub I can find." "I'm going to get a glass of champagne and celebrate." "Fine idea, sir." "(TONY HUMMING)" "(SINGING) I'll go my way by myself" "All alone in a crowd" "I'll try to apply myself" "And teach my heart how to sing" "I'll go my way by myself" "Like a bird on the wing" "I'll face the unknown" "I'll build a world of my own" "ALL (SINGING):" "He's a jolly good fellow He's a jolly good fellow" "He's a jolly good fellow" "That nobody can deny That nobody can deny" "That nobody can deny" "For he's a jolly good fellow" "That nobody can deny" "Tony, the whole company got together." "We all chipped in, and we bought you... nothing." "So we have nothing to give you... but our gratitude, our admiration... and our love." "The show's a hit, but we all feel... no matter what might've happened to it, it was wonderful knowing you... working with you." "Maybe some of us didn't see eye to eye with you at the beginning." "Maybe we thought we wouldn't work out together... but we have." "Yes, there were obstacles between us... but we've kissed them good-bye." "We've come to love you, Tony." "We belong together." "The show's going to run a long time." "As far as I'm concerned, it's going to run forever." " Tony." " May we say something?" "(SINGING) A show that is really a show" "Sends you out with a kind of a glow" "And you say as you go on your way" ""That's entertainment!"" "(SINGING) A song that is winging along" "Or a dance with a touch of romance" "Is the art that appeals to the heart" "That's entertainment!" "(SINGING) Admit we're a hit And we'll go on from there" "We played a charade That was lighter than air" "A good old-fashioned affair" "As we sing this finale We hope it was up your alley" "No death like you get in Macbeth" "No ordeal like the end of Camille" "This good-bye brings a tear to the eye" "The world is a stage The stage is a world" "Of entertainment" "(English" " US" " SDH)"

" bonjour - bonjour" "alors, vous trouvez que ça me ressemble?" "tout à fait j'ai I'air ausi bête que ça?" "j'en ai peur voyons mademoiselle, regardez ce nez c'est le votre." "j'y peux rien enfin, passons pour moi." "mais selon lui vous l'avez bien arrangé mais ce ne'est pas sa tête, ce n'est pas son crâne tout je suis, c'est tout à fait ça son maquiaire supérieur n'est pas aussi prominent au contraire, c'est ce qui raille sur le plus" " et le menton?" " exactement le sien" " il ne faut pas exagérer - je le vois comme ça et puis, convenez monsieur que ceci est une caricature et il faut bien que le but d'un dessin ou d'une peinture n'est pas de reproduire une vulgaire fotographie" "mais faire ressortir les charactéristiques, donc rassier vous selon la personnalité d'un artiste même en les excagérant oh nuts!" "well lady, the name is Curtis may I present Thomas B. Chambers my name's Gilda Farrel tell me back to the subject I require are you a painter?" " yes - what did you say your name was?" "Curtis" "George Curtis?" "Yeah" "you exhibited a painting at the Charlé Gallery?" "true let me see..." "oh Lady Godiva, wasn't it?" "did you like it?" "I saw it with a friend of mine." "she loved it." "we haven't spoken since" "I know." "I wouldn't consider her one of your greatest admirers." "are you a painter, too?" "oh no not me." "I'm a play writer" "I write unproduced plays" "I'm very good at that category why didn't you like my picture?" "it's smart-Alec you're wize-cracking with paint it simply creeps with originality" "Lady Godiva riding a bicycle!" "I know what she means a bicycle scene is a little hard on Lady Godiva's historical background shut up!" "I see." "Lady Godiva doesn't belong on a bicycle but it's ok to put Napoleon in a Kaplan McGuire non-wrinkling 2.15 union suit quite right, that's not history and if I may say so they do wrinkle" "I'm a commercial artist" "I'm being paid for telling the world that if Napoleon were alive today he would wear Kaplan McGuire 2.15 non-wrinkling underwear pure booey" "you're wasting your time painting for art galleries you should get in contact with some bicycle manufacturer you'd clean up" "I'll give you a good slogan:" "join Lady Godiva on our tandem!" "don't say nuts not to a lady" "hurry up Gilda, take a wing it's amazing how a few insults can bring people together in three hours it was certainly good to hear all the names you called me" "I haven't heard them since I left Father and Mama what we want to know is, do you like us better than Kaplan McGuire?" "let me tell you:" "Curtis Chambers deliver the goods!" "I don't think it's Kaplan" "I doubt if it's McGuire and it's certainly not Napoleon" "take a letter" "my dear Mr Thomas B. Chambers cross that out" "Mr Chambers comma - paragraph" "I'm writing you in regard to your undesirable attentions to Miss Gilda Farrel no no no that won't do at all" "I want the copy to read exactly as I made it out the real aristocrat surrenders to Murphy "hold them up" suspenders and put "hold them up" in a brighter colour and listen, put that French touch in the suspenders" "where was I?" "undesirable attentions to Miss Gilda Farrel" "I'm afraid, Bassington, that you are wrong" "I'm afraid, Bassington, that you are right but none the less boring" "Bassington curls his lips foolishly and crosses to left" "Bassington speaks:" "there's only one thing I have to say to you:" "what could he say?" "there's only one thing I have to say to you:" "ah Plunkett incorporate quite a walk into Bohemia, Sir" "How do you do?" "I'm getting on, Sir in my modest way." "and you?" "I'm well, thank you you're looking splendid that's a touching tie, getting spats!" "very exiting what an ensemble but personally, I don't like derbies they give a man that undertaker-look" "My dear Mr Chambers, I've come here to speak to you man to man my favourite type of conversation" "I whish to broach a rather delicate subject oh now don't let's be delicate Mr Plunkett, let's be cruel and objectionable both of us one of the greatest handicaps of civilization and I may say, to progress" "is the fact that people speak with ribbons on their tongues delicacy, as the philosophers point out, is the manatee under the feet of truth and if you've come up here to raise a fuss about Gilda this derby is a thing of the past" "Mr Chambers, I don't wish you to misunderstand me" "I am not Miss Farrels husband nor her fiancé in any shape, form or manner" "I see, her devoted friend yes. for five years" " her guide, I take it, her counsel - yes" " her protector - exactly in other words Mr Plunkett, you never got to first pace" "I'll overlook that insult thank you." "will you be seated?" "Mr Chambers, your attentions to Gilda are undesirable" " has she been complaining?" " no good." "I'm very busy Mr Plunkett" "I'm creating" "Mr Chambers, there's only one thing I have to say to you:" "you know what it is?" "yes." "immorality may be fun but it isn't fun enough to take the place of 100% virtue and three square meals a day wait a minute:" "immorality may be fun but it isn't fun enough to take the place" " of 100% virtue - and three square meals a day" " superb!" " furthermore... not another word!" "that's a curtain three square meals a day and Bassington exits" "Listen to me Plunkett incorporated" "I'm in love with Gilda" "I adore her" "I'm quite insane about her" "I love you Gilda that's sweet to hear" "Gilda, sometimes I wonder what I see in you you don't appreciate me and you know nothing about art" "maybe you love me because I'm an imbecile must be something like that" "I really love you" "I'm amazed at myself it's sincere, that's what gets my goat" "I'm very fond of you you're fond of me, eh?" "I don't like that" "I know what's the trouble" "I swear I'll break his neck" "Gilda you're mine." "tell him to get out of your life and stay out or I'll cut him to bits" " who?" " that fellow of yours, Max Plunkett well, what about him?" "are you jealous?" "no, I'm not jealous the whole point is that I just don't want any competition, that it belittles me in my own eyes, it interferes with my work!" "I can't paint when I'm worried alright, I'll tell Max see that you do, understand!" "yes, sir" "now please go." "I'll see you tomorrow" "tomorrow my life begins" " hello Mr Plunkett." " hello oh, Mr Curtis" "how are you?" "I'm well, thank you good night, Mr Plunkett just a minute what are you doing here?" "at the moment I'm leaving" "I mean, you've seen Miss Farrel?" "yes, I have seen Gilda she's expecting you she has some news for you" "Mr Curtis, I wish to broach a rather delicate matter it concerns Gilda" "sit down" "shoot" "Mr Curtis, what is your annual income in round figures?" "in round figures ...zero may I ask what you live on?" "nothing" "I survive by miracles" "Mr Curtis, I must ask you man to man to discontinue your attentions to Gilda now you're making very unbecoming faces, Mr Plunkett" " she doesn't need you." " say that again" "Mr Curtis, there's only one thing I have to say to you:" "immorality may be fun, but it isn't fun enough to take the place of 100% virtue and three square meals a day so this is the way you talk to a man who wears Kaplan McGuire union-suits" "Mr Plunkett, I shall report you to your client immediately good night sir" " yesterday it was Tom?" " yes" " today it's George - yes ok, hoodlums" "artistic bums both up and put together out with the dime" "Gilda, no one knows better than you how unselfish I've been in all my disputaning to you you've been nice" " I've been more than ..." " no, just nice" "Gilda, I've been your friend for five years and I want you to remain my friend for the next fifty years so please shut up" "Max, have you ever been in love?" "this is no time to answer that have you ever felt your brain touch fire and a curious dreadful thing go right through your body down down to your very toes and leave you with the ears ringing?" "that's abnorm that's just how I felt before you came in how did you feel yesterday after you tumbed out with Tom?" "just the opposite it started in my toes and came up up up very slowly until my brain got fire but the ringing in the ears was the same" "did you go to the laundry?" "hardly why not?" "two cans of sardines five francs" "Mme Paparino black mail seven francs fifty no laundry that's fine" "I haven't got a clean shirt to my name clean shirt!" "what's up, a romance?" "I'm not talking about pyjamas" "I'm talking about a clean shirt" "I don't want to go around looking like a rag picker" "I'm talking about a white shirt a shirt without a spot, without any holes, that won't fall apart when you unbutton your coat" "how old is the laundress?" "about 45 young 45?" "I don't know." "she goes barefoot she's rather plumb a little soapy but a very interesting moustache very charming but not my type moustache or no moustache, I need a clean shirt for tomorrow" "end of act one - curtain don't read it, I know it by heart you remember when Bassington was standing with a man on that a fire escape alright, shoot pause." "Edgar smiles maddeningly" "Bassington plays with his beard in order to cover his emotion" "Edgar speaks:" "I'm afraid Bassington that you are right, but nonetheless boring" "Bassington studies his fingernails like a man of the world, crosses to left" "Edgar continues strumming his mandolin" "Bassington resuming with his beard" "I have only one thing to say to you immorality may be fun, but it's not fun enough to take the place of 100% virtue and three square meals a day" "what's the matter?" "so, double-crossing me, eh?" "what are you fuzzing about?" "you didn't write that speech alone, and I know where you got it don't try to lie out of it!" "he was in here, Mr Plunkett and it isn't difficult to guess why he was here either" "so, you've been making love to Gilda" "I know, 100% virtue and three square meals a day" "wait a minute so you've heard that speech before" "where did you hear that speech before?" "I see." "clean shirt, eh?" "so he caught you with Gilda that's a lie, he didn't catch me very pretty work." "true blue George look who's talking about true blue." "I ought to buzz you right on that ugly pan of yours let's behave like civilized people it's quite apparent beyond any question that your behaved in this matter as a rather common ordinary rat" "I'm leaving" "where's my suitcase?" "or have you sold it to somebody?" "this is a little silly." "11 years of friendship you should have considered that earlier" "do you mind a personal question?" "not at all are you very hard hit?" "that's none of your business and you?" "likewise" "what a pity we had to fall in love with the same girl" "charming, isn't she?" "rather nice eyes of a sort" "well, I guess we're through looks like it" "curious to have a little bit of feminine fluff breaking up our friendship" "quite a dilemma" "I wonder if she's worth it?" "I wonder in fact I doubt it there's only one thing we know about her:" "she's full of deceit she's trying a hanging on both of us we shouldn't let her get away with it she's a trouble-maker" " we ought to put our foot down - you're right we oughtn't to let her break it up" "I've been listening to these handful of dramas of yours for 11 years and I've grown crock-eyed looking at those humpty-dumpty pictures of yours should we give up all this because of some girl we met on a train?" " third class - no woman's worth it - absolutely not" "no more clean shirts?" " we ignore her, fifty fifty - fine" " sacrifice helps an artist - exactly sorrows of life are the joys of art" " I don't think we ought to discuss her anymore - right if occasion arises which requires our mentioning her at all we refer to her as Miss Farell" " make the whole thing more impersonal - exactly" "George, did you really sell my suitcase?" " yeah - ok" "M. Chambers, M. Curtis, au téléphone" "answer it if you wish go ahead, I trust you thanks" "just a second." "it's Miss Farell" "what do you want, Gilda?" "I beg your pardon" "I see ... just a second, please she wants to come up tomorrow" " tell her absolutely no!" " ok" "Miss Farell is a little late hardly matters" "I think we ought to be polite" "I'm going to assume a very nonchalant attitude" "don't forget: nonchalant!" " vous êtes bien M. Curtis et M. Chambers?" " oui je les ai trouvés, ils habitent ici" " au cinquième - merci bien" " how do you do?" " how do you do?" "Tommy, you're such a child" "I'm so nervous couldn't we all be a little bit more nonchalant?" "I came here to make a confession a confession hard to make at 11 o'clock in the morning" " George?" " yes please sit down here" "shall I leave the room?" "no please!" "George, dear George, when I let you make love to me yesterday, I didn't tell you something" "I didn't tell you that the day before Tom and I had ... did he tell you?" " no - thank you Tommy very welcome" "George, promise me you won't start smashing furniture" "I'm more than fond of Tommy" " I'm sorry old man - quite alright" " thank you - ok but" "Tom, when we were in the park, do you remember?" " very well" " I didn't tell you that morning I made a date with George for the next evening in my house and I didn't call it off" " and I want to be truthful I ..." " I see in other words, you're very fond of George more than fond" "a thing happened to me that usually happens to men you see a man can meet 2, 3 or even 4 women and fall in love with all of them and then by a process of interesting elimination he's able to decide which one he prefers" "but a woman must decide purely on instinct, guesswork, if she wants to be considered nice it's quite alright to try on 100 hats before she picks one out very fine." "but which chapeau do you want, Madame?" "both you see George, you're sort of like a ragged straw hat with a very soft lining a little bit out of shape, very dashing to look at and very comfortable to wear" "and you Tom, chic, piquant, perched over one eye and has to be watched on windy days" "and both so becoming" "oh I'm the most unhappy woman in the world poor girl, she's in rather a tough spot" "George, dear George, there's no use pretending you could make me forget Tom" " I'd miss him." " you would not but for the sake of argument: ok and Tom, if I went with you up hill and down dale he would haunt me like a boogy-man" "it's a pitiful situation well if it will make you happy, I'm gonna step out never mind that grand-stand gesture." "I know how you'll step out:" "with a club!" "on the other hand, if you feel that you can't get along without her it wouldn't be the first sacrifice I've made for you" " what sacrifice?" "what have you ever done for me?" "look who's talking!" "live and rough." "why, you're the most self-centred egoistical double crosser I ever know - now listen. if I said ... there you have it." "you hate him, he hates you and you both'll end up by hating me boys, let's sit down" "now let's talk it over from any angle, without any exitement, like a disarmament conference" "bonsoir messieurs. c'est assez pour quatre à diner?" "le pain de veaux est délicieux, les brouettes de mouton sont fraîchement cuites et les pieds de cochons sont merveilleux." "merveilleux!" "très piquant" " trois frankfurters - ah bon très bien monsieur, toute suite" " well - what do you think?" "I think it can be worked out" " providing..." " yes you're right. providing... ok boys, it's the only thing we can do:" "let's forget sex" " ok - agreed maybe a bit difficult the beginning" " but it can be worked out - oh it'll be grand - saves a lot of time - and confusion we're gonna concentrate on work." "your work, my work doesn't count" "I think both you boys have a great deal of talent, but too much ego you spend one day working and a whole month bragging gentlemen, there are going to be a few changes" "I'm going to jump up and down on your ego." "I'm going to criticize your work with a baseball bat" "I'm going to tell you every day how bad your stuff is until you get something good, and if it's good I'm gonna tell you it's rotten until you get something better" "I'm going to be a Mother of the Arts" "no sex it's a gentlemen's agreement" "listen my dear girl, when it comes to playwriting you don't know you're... you're dittle bool-a-boof in a bowl of flowers the third act is marvellous." "I've never written anything better." "it's rotten fortunately I know that intellectually you're still in pampers" "you should have realized by now, my dear, that I hate stupidity masquerading as criticizm rotten so I'll have to put up with that?" "you're ruining me, you're ruining my work you're just being cheap and malicious rotten very well, it's the last time you're going to tell me that" "good bye my dear" "I beg your pardon forgive me for entering unannounced" " Mr Douglas is very busy - so they were kind enough to tell me downstairs" "Mr Douglas, I consider you the greatest theatrical producer in London." "in fact, in the world my dear lady, what precisely do you want?" " well I've read your list of productions for the next London season." " yes?" "they're very bad." "but believe me, there's no need for you to despair the situation isn't entirely black, Mr Douglas" " have you ever heard of a play writer called Thomas Chambers?" " no" " you've never read a play called "Goodnight Bassington"?" " heavens, no!" "never!" "well here it is read it." "I'm sure you'll adore it it's a woman's play" "those faking art dealers." "peanut brain, parasite!" " maybe he's right. maybe they are ..." " no they are not!" " I don't know Gilda." " well I know." "Those paintings are great." "And don't let anybody tell you they aren't" " he wouldn't have." " well they're all fools." "they'll be breaking their necks to get hold of your work" " maybe when I'm dead." " stop it" " if you can't believe in yourself, believe in me" " I'm no good. it's getting obvious" "George, you're a fine painter you're an artist, you're going to be one of the great ones and if you lie down in the middle of the road I'll hate you" "well friends the gentleman addressing you is none other than the illustrious Mr Thomas B. Chambers the new dramatic thunderbolt of the London theatre" ""Good night Bassington" has been accepted" " you don't mean it?" " did you sign the contract?" "in letters of fire 100 pounds advance" "it's endorsement." "Bank of England" " that's a good bank, eh?" " the best!" "by the way Gilda, I neglected to mention" "I'm supposed to go to London" " tonight?" " tonight" "Mr Douglas seems to thing that I might be a great help during rehearsals" " you know, half the play depends on some ..." " on bringing out a spirit of quality oh yes what do you think?" "shall I go?" "it might do a lot, there's no doubt about that it'll help the publicity of course but on the other hand if you stay here you can finish your new play and yet you might make some valuable connections in London" "but I wonder if you could do as good work in the midst of all that hullabaloo than if you stayed here oh well time that" "Gilda, I couldn't do good work anywhere without you and you know it and if there should be any curtain call after that third act" "I'm not gonna take the bows alone you're nice Tom" "I'm not going" "step a little more forward Mr Chambers." "smile please." "take off your hat Mr Douglas." "hold it" "well in five weeks you'll be taking the same train and the three of us will sit in the royal box at the opening en voiture" " good bye boy - good bye pal good bye Gilda keep that old typewriter of mine bulled and spurred" "I will" "you've had enough today please ok teacher" "I'll have to sew a button on there" "Gilda I'm a pretty gloomy guy tonight" "I've an idea I'm gonna be rather bad company why don't you go out to a movie or something" ""Tarzan" is playing at the Adelphi theatre go on, like a good girl" "everything seems different, doesn't it?" "you'd better go Gilda, to Tarzan" "I fancy this ... what you might call ... tension will take up for some weeks" "wouldn't it be wise if I moved to a hotel?" "yes, Mam" "I love you Gilda, why lie about it?" "you can't change love by shaking hands with somebody we were on a reel, the three of us, trying to play jokes on nature" "this is real" "a million times more honest than all the art in the world" "I love you" "it's true we have a gentlemen's agreement but unfortunately I am no gentleman" "my dearest Gilda and dear George" "this is the first letter I've ever dictated so kindly overlook its correct spelling and perfect punctuation" "an honest thought that beats beneath" "well pals, you'll be interested to know that all London is agog with my wit and charm underline "charm"" "period" "Lady Upterdyke, weight 203 rainside" "has smuggled me into her cage of trained social lions here I am on exhibition nightly" "up to my neck in duchesses period" "the play by the way is in its second week of rehearsals and looks hutsy tutsy" "I beg your pardon, sir:" ""hutsy tutsy"?" "yes, hutsy tutsy and yet, dear friends, these triumphs leave me sad in the midst of all this pomp and glitter I always remember that our play was written on that old Remington No 2 typewriter and on a never to be forgotten diet of Frankfurters" "my heart is in the highlands of Montmartre and the night finds me pale and thoughtful waiting for the end of my exile, when the three of us" "Athos, Portus and Mlle d'Artangnan will sit in the royal box at the opening of ... start the letter over" "dear George and Gilda" "good luck" "as ever, Tom" " good evening Mr Chambers - how's the house tonight?" " completely sold out - advance sales?" " colossal - audience behaving?" " angelic - applauding?" " terrific - thanks" " how's the program selling tonight?" " enormous" " busy?" " tremendous" " and what were you doing on the fire-escape?" " cooling off" " and what was your mandolin doing in my bed?" " I must ask you to leave my mandolin out of this" "Baker, I have only one thing to say to you:" "immorality may be fun but not fun enough to take the place of 100% virtue and three square meals a day" " how do you do, Plunkett - how do you do oh Mr Chambers!" "that's a very funny play you've got in there, in spots thank you" " how is Paris?" " great, fine advertising going bigger than ever, the French are getting billboard-crazy how is Paris otherwise?" " oh you don't know what happened!" " no, what?" "well it's quite a story the French government objected to showing Napoleon in union suits" "I was up against it for a while, but I changed it to Julius Cesar that is something:" "outsold Napoleon two to one just closed the show anything else going on in Paris?" "no, no well, I'm glad I ran into you pretty good play for the money" "oh Mr Chambers, I almost forgot, best regards from George and Gilda oh thanks. how is George?" "we are friends as you know, at first I absolutely declined to withhold my approval of the whole thing, but you know how much I like Gilda it's true I didn't get the first pace, but..." "lots of other people didn't either" "George is getting along nicely?" "oh great, great." "he painted me a portrait, from here up that put him over in the art world yes sir!" " how is Gilda?" " fine when they first broached the project of painting me I put my foot down," " but Gilda - how is she?" " fine it turned out to be a great painting." "it's a masterpiece looks exactly like me it's called "Man with Derby"" "yes sir!" "the French museum bought it snapped it right up!" "I'm hanging on exhibition on the south wall attracts lots of people yes sir!" "is Gilda happy, is she...?" "oh, she's just crazy about that painting well I'm glad I run into you, I've got a lot of business on my stay" "my things please terrific tonight, isn't it?" "rather" "excusez moi, c'est bien chez M. Curtis?" "non, M. Curtis a déménagé." "il démeure 115 rue de la Faisanderie" "pourrais-je parler à M. Curtis?" " you want to talk to Mr Curtis, don't you?" " yes well I'm sorry, but Mr Curtis is not at home what time do you expect him back?" "Mr Curtis is out of town" " that's too bad - something important?" " rather well, I'll let you talk to his secretary" " to his secretary?" " yes, to his secretary" " Mr Curtis' secretary?" " the same my card" "Thomas B. Chambers London's leading play writer and foremost wit" " come on, it doesn't say that!" " it should" " hello you old vampire - you hooligan - you benedict doughnut - you... shall we be seated?" "like your suit thanks very much" "I'm sorry George isn't here he's in Nice." "he's painting a Mrs Butterfield" " really?" " a rotund but noble creature from Des Moines" " Des Moines, Iowa - yes oh it's so good to see you" "is it?" " I've so much to ..." " to tell me yes" "I can imagine" "oh Tommy, if you've forgiven George, why not me?" " we did the same thing." " not at all!" "George betrayed me for you without wishing to flatter you I understood that" "I can still understand it" "but you betrayed me for George an incredible choice" "you didn't keep it oiled" "I did for a while the keys are rusty" "the shift is broken" "but it still rings!" "it still rings" "got it?" "oh." "Mr Plunkett" "hello Gilda, I must get in touch with George immediately" "I just got back from London, dropped into the Luxemburg museum with some friends and big results for George!" "commission for two portraits, Mrs Olsen from Buffalo, you know the Buffalo Olsens?" "and Ernie Maxwell, the "tomato juice man"" "both of them willing to pay the size what was the matter?" "is George back?" "why didn't you tell me?" " he came unexpectedly this morning - he did?" "he's asleep. he only arrived a couple of hours ago, he had a dreadful night on the train." "you know, his old neuralgia is back well you tell him to get in touch with me, just as soon as he wakes up" "I almost forgot to tell you guess who I saw in London?" " the King?" " no, Tom Chambers how is he?" "well I wouldn't want George to hear this, but if you ask me no good!" "you made the right choice alright, in a way that guy in there ten times as good" "Max, do me a favour, go away!" "I know, you've always had a soft spot for this fellow Chambers please Max, I've a terrible headache" " what's the matter, anything wrong?" " no, just one of my blue days" " can I do anything for you?" " no Max, please!" " don't tell George, don't even mention Tom" "I wouldn't be wanna be mixed up, you know how it is, it's a rather delicate matter" " and you don't wanna broach it?" " no - then don't!" " goodbye Max - goodbye why don't you find some aspirin?" "you're sweet Max, but aspirin won't help this time" " nothing serious, I hope?" " I hope not" " well if anything should happen..." " I'll come to you and ask for your advice" " will you?" " always, Max" " thank you Gilda - thank you goodbye" "breakfast is ready" "no orange juice?" "we never have any darling, will you remember after this:" "orange juice every morning!" "large glass every morning?" "except Sundays baked apples it's going to make a big revolution in my menu" "the eggs are just right you can have mine, too" " no eggs for Gilda?" " no" " conscience bothering you?" " no confused?" "very much so" "Gilda, is George still given to smashing things?" "we have to tell him the truth, regardless of what happens to the furniture" "I wonder if he'll hit me?" "he was never very civilized you're right he is kind of ... barbaric" "you know Gilda, we did a marvellous job on that third act" "I've a feeling if we got together, collaborated on a note to leave behind and really worked on it, it will not only be a very fine piece of literature, but it might save me a black eye" "no no I can't run away" "I don't know how I'm gonna tell him, I don't dare think" "I don't even know what I'm going to tell him it's very simple you love me that's the only thing I'm sure of right now let's forget the rest, let's not talk about it" "we've two more days, let's enjoy them" "Tommy, I never forgot you in fact, you never left me you haunted me like a nasty ghost on rainy nights, I could hear you moaning down the chimney" "what do we do after lunch?" " we'll take a long walk, - oh yes, let's walk and walk until we are dead tired" "Gilda, I've got a better idea let's stay home instead" "well, London-Louis, the old rat himself!" " phony play writer, how are you?" " fine" " when did you arrive?" " last night boy I can't tell you how..." " how are you darling?" " fine" "I forgot to kiss you, you can blame him!" " well how are you, pal?" " fine lucky I walked out on the Butterfields what happened?" "a very involved argument about la Butterfield's double-chin" "I said to her:" "Madame, I am an artist, not a masseur!" "up speaks Mr Butterfield and ... what are you doing in that suit?" "tuxedo for breakfast, eh?" "is that a new London custom?" " George..." " I didn't ask you well Tom, you know what I'm thinking it's true" " George - shut up!" "that's one way of meeting the situation:" "shipping clerk comes home, finds missus with boarder he breaks dishes" "pure burlesque then there's another way:" "intelligent artist returns unexpectedly finds treacherous friends both discuss the pros and cons of the situation in grown-up dialogue" "high-class comedy enjoyed by everybody and there's a third way:" "I'll kick your teeth out, tear your hair off and beat some decency into you cheap melodrama very dull" "George, stop it!" "still very dull" "I suppose you feel sorry for him" "I feel sorry for you" "I'm sorry I hurt you but it was inevitable" "go on, get out of here, both of you it's hard to believe I loved you both" "I don't want any part of either of you go on, go with him and his top-hat and fancy pants and silly name adlice and good luck to both of you" "the London train leaves a 4 o'clock you'll be very happy, I promise" "thank you Tom, I'll pack" "goodbye George you did the right thing about the Butterfields, and George after I've gone, don't change don't ever bow to double-chins, stay an artist that's important in fact, the most important thing" "I didn't want to praise you in front of Gilda but you certainly packed a wicked right a real wallop" "there are a number of things here which belong to her" " that's alright, never mind - no, I don't want them, where shall I send them?" "c/o my name, the Carlton Theatre, London and the mail?" "same place, I'll see that she gets it anything else?" "not that I can think of if anything should come up, you'll be at this address?" "that's immaterial, I don't want to enter into any correspondence as you wish you'd better tell her to hurry up, it's getting to be a strain" " she's having a chest to pack - well, tell her to pack alright, hurry up, Gilda!" "hurry up, darling" "here, you rattle snake" " so that's how you feel?" " yes, that's how I feel. understand?" "perfectly" "I felt that way once" "Gilda, you got room in your trunk?" "here, for you" " what's that?" " a note from Gilda" "Tommy dear" "I am running away because I am afraid your house in London has a chimney, too and I fancy, on rainy nights I will hear" "and I fancy, on rainy nights I will hear that old devil George moaning so be nice and let me be nice, maybe I'll like it, Gilda" "you think she'll come back?" "no shall we try to find her?" "what's the use?" "the Mother of the Arts wants to be a nice girl tragic" "no, it's comic two slightly used artists in the ash-can" "you'll get drunk it's the only sensible thing to do" " to Gilda - to Gilda" "would you care to hit me?" "please help yourself" "I'm too high class" " a gentleman, eh?" " to my fingertips may I refer you to a letter, sent to you from London, in a similar crisis?" "a very high class document" "I could have enclosed some small-pox germs easily but you didn't very considerate let's drink to that" "to small-pox germs in Latin: veriola caca" "I think we're being very sensible extremely" " good for our livers - good for our immortal souls bad for our stomachs that's loose thinking what's better for your stomach may be highly entertaining for my stomach" "I'm glad the conversation is taking a scientific turn it's better than discussing Gilda" " we must forget Gilda!" " utterly!" " let's change the subject - right let's talk about something entirely new:" "let's talk about ourselves very interesting" " to ourselves - no!" "it's bad taste well we can't drink to nothing it's better than drinking to ourselves" " to nothing - no!" " I refuse to be silly - that's right well there must be a reason for drinking" " to ..." " no!" "I bed your pardon" "to Kaplan McGuire don't be hasty" "to Kaplan" "and now to McGuire" "a letter to my mother" "Mrs Oscar F. Plunkett, Utica, New York dear Mama," "I will arrive on the 25th of this month on the US liner SS Manhattan" "I will be accompanied by Miss Gilda Farrel" "Miss Gilda Farrel is the daughter of Mr and Mrs Anthony G. Farrel, of Fargo, North Dakota" " got the ring?" " yes" " feeling nervous, Max?" " no had a fine nap." "feel a 100%" "how does it feel to be Mrs Plunkett?" "any different?" "well it feels like standing with your feet on the ground peaceful Max, and so secure you bet it's going to be nice to be a law-abiding citizen" " Gilda - what lovely flowers" "Strump Eaglebauer very fine people, Strump Eaglebauer." "biggest cement people in town you'll like them they sound adorable" " Gilda?" " yes Max?" "now that it's all over, the exitement, etc." "I'd like to know, what's your attitude?" "my attitude?" "what about?" "I mean, do you love me?" "oh Max, people should never ask that question on their wedding night it's either too late or too early" "I'm your wife, Max that's well put" " Gilda, it's 9.30 - oh that late?" "I have an appointment in the morning, 10.15 sharp" "Kaplan McGuire your friends from now on, as well as mine" "what did they do that for?" "why they want to remember us, I think it's very nice of them this is no time for remembering it would have been much more tactful of them to forget" "I think it's offensive oh well, now that's a closed chapter in your life anyhow, you've nothing to worry about on that score." "I've forgiven you forgiven me?" "for what?" "oh that's alright well I don't want to be forgiven well I forgive you just the same." "it will make you feel better." "it's their idea of a joke" "I can just see them, sitting in China, laughing their heads off about what?" "it's a rotten trick it's cheap well it shouldn't surprise you." "they never fooled me for a minute." "hooligans!" "Max, I don't care to discuss them at all but if you ever feel it necessary to mention them don't call them hooligans!" "oh well of course they have some fine points please stop talking about them!" "it's my wedding night leave those two boys where they are, in China!" "I've an appointment tomorrow morning" "10.15 sharp." "it's important" " hello darling - hello" "well, Gilda, great news for you" " our party's in the bag." " really?" " yes sir. guess what?" " I give up" " Mr Eaglebauer has accepted - is that good?" "say, listen, I'll guarantee you one thing that this party be a success and inside of two weeks we'll be invited to the Eaglebauers" "I see, an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth oh don't talk like that!" "Strump Eaglebauer are figuring on the greatest publicity campaign in the history of cement what about the Strumps?" "don't we have to invite them, too?" "Mr Strump comes first" "Strump Eaglebauer no no we can't have them at the same time they're not on speaking terms that's right." "I forgot about Mr Stump and Mrs Eaglebauer." " oh don't mention that!" "don't even breathe it!" " I won't" " you promise?" " promise word of honour?" "across my heart and please don't worry about the Strumps a week from Tuesday we'll have the Strumps, that's diplomacy and if the Strump party is a big social success, is there any chance we'll be invited to the Strumps?" "it's essential what a season" "everybody, please everybody who wants to play "20 questions", all in the living room" "everybody who wants to play "20 questions", all in the living room" "Gilda, what are you doing here?" "just resting between rounds they're going to play "20 questions" in the living room." "Mr Eaglebauer has requested it it's gonna be great fun but I've had so much fun all evening it's almost too much for me" ""post office" with Kaplan McGuire" ""drop the handkerchief" with the Linoleum group" " but Mr Eaglebauer!" " I've just played "Going to Jerusalem" with Mr Eaglebauer but now he wants to play "20 questions"" " you've got to come, there's no way of getting out of it - alright" "we'll start right away" "alright Gilda" "is it animal, vegetable or mineral?" "are you expected?" "no, not exactly expected anticipated, hoped for and dreamed about" "you wish to see Mr Plunkett?" " no - positively no" "Mrs Plunkett, if you please" "Mrs Plunkett is engaged in playing "20 questions"" "she can't be disturbed" " oh I see - 20 questions makes it rather difficult well, what do you say Inspector?" "I beg your pardon, this is Inspector Knox" "well Sergeant, excuse me, Sergeant O'Toole headquarters shall I notify them?" "no don't bother, please we'll wait any trouble?" "no, not at all, we're only here on behalf of the Policemen's Benefit Ball" " about some tickets?" " righto alright. wait if you want to" "Inspector, how did the butler strike you?" "a dual personality shall we look over the premises?" "righto Sergeant we may run into some valuable clues shall we start with the kitchen?" "no, let's begin with the boudoir" " animal, vegetable or mineral?" " animal" "I won't do it." "I've asked Mr Eaglebauer 10 questions and that's enough." "I'm worn out." " Gilda, I insist!" " I won't do it!" " you're ruining everything" " I don't care" "I won't ask Mr Eaglebauer to sing" " alright, then I will have to ask him myself - fine" " and you'll have to come downstairs and listen - nothing doing but he brought his music" "I'm not going to listen to that Eaglebauer sing" "I won't I won't I won't oh please Max, let me rest alright, get your rest" "take two minutes and come down" "well dear me look who's here" "how did you get in?" "shall we tell her?" "I would." "we have nothing to conceal the stork brought us" "I thought you were in China we moved" "shall we sit down?" "yes please" "that's Tom that's George and this is Gilda oh no that's not Gilda, it's Mrs Plunkett no that's Gilda let's see there's a certain resemblance you're right, it's Mrs Plunkett" "but from here, she looks a teeny weeny bit like Max maybe it's Mr Plunkett oh I doubt it" "and he really fell in the river?" "feet first" "what's this?" "what's going on here?" "we have callers from China what are you doing here?" "we're hiding from Mr Eaglebauer listen, this is no time for jokes" "I haven't invited you, I don't want you here and neither does Gilda" "Gilda, you must come down, Eaglebauer is on his second song what am I gonna say, what am I gonna do?" "one moment Mr Plunkett question: who is this Mr Eaglebauer?" "you see, Mr Eaglebauer is not only a first-rate singer, but he is also the head of Strump Eagleb..." "I want you two to leave these premises at once!" "well Inspector, what do you think?" "animal, vegetable or mineral?" "vegetable" "you arranged all this." "you were expecting them don't be silly, I arranged nothing, I knew nothing about it" " how did they get here then?" " the stork brought them oh I see what you mean hooligans, that's what they are and that's what they always will be maybe they are maybe I'm a hooligan, too maybe I want to be a hooligan" "no Gilda no no you don't now we've got to calm down" " you want a glass of water?" " no thank you now I'm going to drop the whole matter, I forgive you are you starting to forgive me again?" "now just relax and be a good girl, I'll handle this you let me go down first and I'll sell them the idea that you've had an attack of hickups and then two minutes later you come down and you tell Mr Eaglebauer" " I'll tell him - yes, you tell Mr Eaglebauer that you are extremely sorry, make a simple apology but sincere say that you heard his singing all the way upstairs, and even at that distance it was wonderful" "now listen, Plunkett incorporated you go down to those customers of yours and give them the sales talk sell them anything you want, but not me" "I'm fed up with underwear, cement, linoleum" "I'm sick of being a trade mark married to a slogan" " Gilda?" " don't you tell them I've hickups tell them I've got the advertising blues, the billboard cully wobbles slogans and sales talk, morning, noon and night and not one human sound out of you in your whole waking hours" "that's just a lot of words there's only one issue here:" "if this Strump Eaglebauer deal is spoilt I'll know just who to blame" "where is everybody?" "I think they've all gone home gone home?" "what for?" "why?" " you should never have socked McGuire - socked McGuire?" "I admit I was a bit careless but how should I know that Kaplan would creep up in the back?" "that's partnership!" "but the real surprise of the evening was Eaglebauer" " he starts slow - yes but warms up - wonderful footwork what happened?" "was there a fight?" " a marvellous fight!" " quite a demonstration" " Gilda" " I know all about it" "I'm awfully sorry, but it all can be rended very easily you've got to do something about it at once quite right. but let me do it." "after all it was my friends who caused the trouble and I'm to blame" "Max, I'm going to make a great sacrifice for your business" "I'm going to leave you leave me?" "you're crazy!" " that won't help - oh yes it will, tremendously now tomorrow you put on your nicest derby and you go and call on your customers and tell them you separated from your wife because of her connections with those two terrible wretches" "I'll guarantee you'll be considered the biggest marvel in the history of cement so, I see, that's the way you feel about the matter good old Max, cheer up, you really haven't any complaints" "I more than doubled your business since our bridal night and after I leave you it's liable to triple it's all you really wanted anyway now Gilda, be sensible oh that's Mr Eaglebauer" "oh how are you, Mr Eaglebauer?" "and poor Mrs Eaglebauer, how is she?" "well Mr Eaglebauer, you must realize that I had nothing to do with it whatsoever" "oh I can explain everything to your fullest satisfaction" "I guarantee it thank you Mr Eaglebauer oh that's big of you tomorrow morning 9 o'clock, sharp you've made me a very happy man, Mr Eaglebauer now we'll have some fun." "back to Paris" " to the same old studio?" " the same old dump. and work!" " right" " but you can't paint in that suit" " I'll burn it" " and you can't write in that top hat - in the ash can with it let's hear Gilda: can you still say rotten" "Gilda, you're gonna criticize us with that baseball bat of yours?" "till you say uncle" "dear critic boys, this is very important, there's one thing that has to be understood:" " I know - yes we know it a gentlemen's agreement"

"Produced by Lee Choon-yeon" "Executive producer Park Mu-seung" "Associate producer Lee Mi-young" "Producer Im Hye-won" "Original screenplay Byun Won-mi Song Min-ho" "Screenplay revised by Gwak Jae-yong" "Director of photography Kim Byung-il" "Lighting director Lee Kang-san" "Location sound Ahn Sang-ho" "Set design Art Service" "Production designer Lee Jung-woo" "Edited by Gyung Min-ho" "Music by Jung Jae-hyung" "Starring Lee Byung-hun" "Lee Mee-yeon" "Lee Eul" "Park Sun-young" "Directed by Park Young-hoon" "You scared me." "I can't concentrate because of you." "It's not the first time you've heard this." "My eardrums are gonna pop!" "Doesn't this sound great?" "After your military service, I thought you'd grow up." "Anyway, you can't car race." "It's too dangerous." "Hey, Dae-jin." "Look for other work while helping me out like old times." "Your work is just as dangerous." "You always cut your hand." "Over 10,000 people die a year from car accidents." "But I haven't seen anyone die from a car race yet." "Ho-jin." "Step aside." "You worry too much." "I can't die that easily." "Be careful." "Mr. Choi, check the singers' MR tape." "Okay." "Mr. Jun, check the moving lights." "Take a look." "OK!" "Mr. Choi, check the monitor speaker." " Please hurry." "Over here." " Yes." "Go inside the dome instead of Hyun-woo." "Yes." "It has to be checked properly." "It has to open during the concert." "Why not?" "It'll be fun." "Sure." "Getting trapped instead would be fun, huh?" " It won't open!" " Open it up!" "I didn't do it." "Don't turn on the master so fast." "Thanks." "Hello?" "Yes." "Really?" "From the 16th to the 18th?" "Yes." "But the exhibition will last for only three days." "Yes." "I'd like it to be for a week though." "Yes." "Then please ask around again." "Thank you." "Bye." "How'd you time it perfectly?" "It's pouring." " Hungry, huh?" " Yes." "This song." "Don't you remember it?" "It's my favorite song." "It's nice hearing it in the rain." "Here." "It's a present." "What's with you today?" "Thank you." "That's all?" "I love you." "What's this?" "What's gotten into you today?" "You made all this?" "Of course." "But it's not my birthday, and yours is much later than mine." "Hey, Eun-soo." "It's our anniversary, dummy." "My goodness, you're right." "I totally forgot." "I'm sorry, Ho-jin." "There's one more thing." "It's the most valuable thing to you, but the chain was always a problem." "Eun-soo, I love you." "Honey." "It's like as if my dad sent you to me." "Why?" "Whatever my dad makes, it becomes precious no matter how trifling it is." "Even this necklace, he made it out of peach flower seeds when I was a kid." "I know." "That's why you deserve this much." "There's only one like this in the world, huh?" "But I'm sorry I didn't prepare anything." "Then how about I steam you up tonight?" "Really?" "Tonight?" "Sure." "Bastard." "What perfect timing." "He's too big to live with us, huh?" "Shall we get him married?" "Shall we?" "Yeah." "But right after I said it, it really didn't open." "I'm serious." "No way." "I must have some telekinetic power." "Do it." "Do what?" "Do it." "Okay, I'll give it a try." "Look straight into my eyes." "Yawn." "Should I do it on Dae-jin, too?" "Hiccups." "Sorry, I guess I can't." "He did it." "I really had to." " It switched." " Stop joking around." "No, it was real." "Don't joke with..." "Come on." "No, mine was real, too." "It was real?" "Yeah." "I'll go drink some water." "Come here." "No, I have to go drink some water." "Stop joking around." "I'm serious." "Dae-jin, don't you want a girlfriend?" "The best times are at your age." "I like it now." "Like what?" "Fiddling with your car in the garage?" "I'm curious as to what's in that mind of yours." "I'm going to bed so you two drink up." " Good night." " You, too." "I'll be in soon." "Dae-jin." "Make sure you block your ears tonight." " Good night." " You, too." "I've never seen you neat freak who can't close a lid right." "Thanks a lot for today." "It's nothing." "I'm so happy." "You still have the hiccups?" "No, I'm okay." "You still have them." "There's no use tonight." "Let's just go to bed." "It stopped." "It stopped?" "It did." "Really?" "You're doing it again." "Just go to sleep." "Ho-jin." "Yeah." "You're supposed to put it all the way on." "That's because it's used up." "I'll buy it later." "I think a lot of reporters are coming to my exhibition." "Dae-jin." "Act like a reporter and ask me questions." "So I can practice." "Come on, that's dumb." "Just this once." "Mr. Hwang Ho-jin, please explain your work." "Yes." "From the furniture we commonly see," "I felt like I twisted them a little." "Similar to Marcel Duchamp's toilet," "I recreated what we commonly see." "Furniture..." "Ho-jin." "You practiced a lot, huh?" "Does it show?" "Of course." "Be a little artsy and inarticulate." "As if it just came to you, and say 'and' a lot." "Also, smiling and lifting your eyes is better." "You're right." "Do it again." "Mr. Hwang Ho-jin, please describe your work." "Yes." "From the furniture... we commonly see..." "How can I put it?" "I twisted them a little." "That is..." "Ho-jin." "Just do it like before." "Bastard." "You did well." "Oh, hi." "What are you doing?" "They say pollacks can look far with their big eyes, and can eat a lot with their big mouths." "Then how could they get caught then?" "You're right." "If I get hungry while driving, I'm gonna eat it." "Do as you please." "Whether you cook or fry it," "I'll put it here for your sake, so be careful." "Thanks, Ho-jin." "Ho-jin." "It's your favorite dish." "Hey." "Is Dae-jin still in the garage?" "Wait." "Wait." "What are you doing?" "I don't have the hiccups today." "So what?" "What if Dae-jin comes?" "He's leaving soon." "Wait." "Is it bothering you?" "Do something with the table." "Okay, just a sec." "Aren't you going to fast?" "I can handle it." "He's taking it too hard from the beginning." "I told him to pace himself and go slow." "Would a drug addict listen if you said to inject slowly?" "What's he doing?" "I don't know." "Might be engine trouble." "You exhausted the engine." "The race isn't far away, so don't blow the engine." "Don't use too much RPM." "I didn't overdo it." "It'll be fine." "Your record's improving, so I'll let it pass." "But racing isn't all about luck." "Take caution." "I got it." "Hey, the car's in great shape." "Damn it." "I should've been born a car." "Good job everyone." "A coin that brought you pleasure?" "Eun-soo." "Huh?" "You got another love letter today?" "You're so lucky." "For what?" "You've been married for three years, but you still exchange love letters?" "You're so lucky, Eun-soo." "I wish I could meet a guy like that." "It won't be too easy." "Can't there be a guy like Ho-jin?" "What?" "Ho-jin." "But the letter's not finished." "That's okay." " Sleep well?" " Oh, yes." "You must've came in late last night." "Yeah, I had a drink with Yae-joo." "I'm out of lotion, so I came for Ho-jin's." " It's on the dresser." " Okay." "That's our business, Dae-jin." "It was just here, but I wasn't looking at it." "If you're done, then please leave." "We live in the same house, but you two are unfair." "So hurry and get married." "Okay." "Ho-jin." "Look at this." "Hello." "Hello." "You're here early, Yae-joo." "Of course." "It's an important day for Dae-jin." "You're the only one who thinks of him." "Ho-jin, this came off." "I'll fix it later." "The more I see it, the prettier it is." "There's only one like this in the world." "I'm so jealous." " Stay for a while." " Okay." "You and Dae-jin seem to hit it off." "I wish." "It was better when he took pictures." "I feel like I'm left in the cold now." "He always worries me when he car races." "You should change his mind." "Think he will if I tell him?" "Hey, am I invisible now?" " What's up?" " Hey." "Ho-jin, I'm leaving now." " You're going now?" " Yeah." "Going to the race, right?" "Of course." "Tell him good luck for me." "I will." "I'll see you later." "Be careful driving." "See you later." " Have a nice day." " Okay." "Oh no." "Drivers please come to the record room for tests." "Five minutes left until the race begins." "Did Ho-jin say he'll come?" "Yeah, he did." "He doesn't like me racing, so he might not." "Then why are you if your brother opposes it?" "Because I like it." "Drivers please report to the waiting area." "Hey, good luck!" "Welcome." "To Yongin Speedway please." "I'm very late." "I have to be there by one." "Wow, you're really late." "I'll go fast." "It's the third Korea Motor Championship." "1st place in the GT Class, Indigo's Kim Yi-soo." "He took pole position in the last match." "3rd place was the wild horse, Bak Joon-woo of Oilbank." "Fourth was Hwang Dae-jin." "Feeling good, huh?" " And don't pass up the in course." " Okay." "Remember, you're buying tonight." "I know." "Three minutes left until the race." "The gates are closing." "Please clear away from the grid." "The sign board is up." "Start your engines." "I screwed up on corner three." "What's my time?" "Present lap time is 1:08:07." "You're doing alright." "Aren't you going too fast?" "I thought you were late." "Right." "Don't worry." "I've been accident free for 10 years." "Even as a speed taxi." "It's the 7th head pin, so slow it down." "He wants to kill himself!" "He's scaring me!" "The steering wheel is strange." "I'm going in." "Hurry up!" "What happened?" "The steering wheel shakes too much." "Check the tires fast." "Check the tires!" "Dae-jin, please be careful." "How much am I behind?" "0.3 seconds behind in lap time." "Run the course instead of placing." "No, I have to place." "You still have more to go, so it's okay." "Be careful." "The traffic lights aren't cooperating today." "Dae-jin, there's trouble on the course." "Slow down!" "Dae-jin!" "What?" "What did you say?" "I can't hear you well." "His pulse rate and brain waves are improving, but he still can't wake up." "It's too bad." "Dr. Lee, what happened to this patient?" "Didn't I tell you?" "Both brothers got into a car accident." "His older brother got hit by a truck while in a taxi." "So he's pretty much dead." "I guess so." "But the younger one was in a car race accident." "What a strange world." "But is there any hope for this patient?" "I don't know." "Are you okay?" "Jung-woo, match the steps." "You're falling back." "You're supposed to turn there." "Young-eun!" "Are you checking the distance?" "They're off." "Mr. Kim, please check the lights." "There are shadows on the models' faces." "Hello?" "Oh, hello." "What?" "Please rest for now." "It's really fortunate that you at least have come back." "Are you okay?" "Get up." "Go rest in your room." "Hey, Dae-jin!" "Thanks for being alive." "You were lying there like a corpse, and I was helpless, thinking you'd leave forever." "I'm just really happy that you're alive." "You were a heavy smoker before." "While you were in bed, know how stupid I acted?" "I went all the way to the junkyard." "I wanted to see your car get totally demolished." "When I went to see it, I laughed a lot." "You were in bed like that, and I was jealous of that car." "I was acting overboard." "But now" "I'm just really thankful that you've come back." "Yae-joo." "Hi, Eun-soo." "Is Dae-jin really alright?" "Dae-jin." "What are you doing?" "Have a seat." "Did you buy that flower?" "No." "I thought you bought it." "Was Dae-jin always a good cook?" "The way he cuts vegetables is amazing." "Sit." "Yae-joo, too." "Hurry and eat." "Dae-jin." "Right now, this is all that I can do for you." "Now eat." "Dae-jin." "Mr. Hwang Dae-jin." " After you woke up..." " My name is Hwang Ho-jin." "Any other symptoms besides headaches?" "Sometimes my ears ring." "I'm cold." "And I keep getting sleepy." "But doctor, I'm Hwang Ho-jin." "What happened to me?" "From a psychologist's perspective, his depression and hysteria have sprung up in a peculiar way after his trauma." "On the surface, he believes he's Hwang Ho-jin." "But the problem is that his consciousness firmly believes that he's possessed." "Possessed?" "If I explain it simply, the body is taken over by someone else's spirit." "The best way to know is to find proof of his believe from his unconscious." "Doctor." "How can this be possible?" "Oh my goodness." "Oh my goodness." "Your hand." "Oh no." "Eun-soo, he cut his hand." "He kept saying he's Ho-jin." "Wait." "My hands aren't listening to me." "I don't know how this happened." "Dae-jin, hurry and go inside first." "Yeah, let's hurry, Dae-jin." "I'm not Dae-jin." "I don't know." "I don't know why I'm like this." "Hey." "Pull yourself together." "You're Hwang Dae-jin." "You're the Hwang Dae-jin." "I've always liked!" "Eun-soo, I'm sorry." "I'm really sorry." "Yae-joo." "Dae-jin is still sick." "He's doing this because he's still mentally unstable." "When time passes, he'll be better." "That bastard." "He's trying to suck me dry forever." "I'll be back after I give this to him." "The gift your father gave you." "I've finally fixed it." " Can you hear my voice?" " Yes." "Tell me your name." "Hwang Ho-jin." "Good." "You're falling into a calmer and deeper sleep." "Imagine a cloud." "A soft wind is blowing." "The cloud is moving slowly." "Very slowly." "Now look slowly below the cloud." "What do you see?" "A road." "What's on top of this road?" "A taxi." "Taxi." "Are you riding in this taxi?" "I don't know." "You're moving forward." "Slowly." "What do you see in front of you?" "What do you see?" "Calm down." "Put your mind at ease." "Common symptoms for possessed patients are a drop in their temperature and feeling very cold." "They keep sleeping, and even their ears ring." "But doctor how could my husband's soul..." "Even modern psychology can't prove whether possession exists or not." "By simply acknowledging it and nursing him is better." "Take your medicine." "How I'm acting now..." "I'm not sick, Eun-soo." "I understand." "But you have to take this medicine." "Eun-soo." "Eun-soo, open the door." "Eun-soo, open the door." "I'm not going to do anything." "Eun-soo." "I'm sorry." "I didn't want to do this." "But being alone in that room is too hard for me." "Don't go." "I'm scared, Eun-soo." "If I sleep in that room alone, I feel like I'll never wake up." "I'm very frightened." "Being with Dae-jin is too hard on me." "I feel like I'm unconsciously looking for Ho-jin in him." "No." "Honestly, I saw him." "I'm so confused." "I feel like I know what you're going through." "Eun-soo." "I finished my thesis, so I have a lot of time now." "If it's okay that I spend time with him, he'll get better." "When you were in the marines, you said it was hell, but you felt peaceful." "If we work our butt off at my family's ranch, that mildew in your head will wash away." "Yae-joo." "Where can I go?" "I'm not going anywhere." "This is my place." "Eun-soo agreed with me." "Eun-soo did?" "Yes, your sister-in-law." "If I just stay here like this, everything will turn back to normal." "Hey, how long will you keep this up?" "Are you planning to drive us crazy?" "Eun-soo is having it hard enough taking care of Ho-jin." "Seeing him in a coma for over a year is hell enough." "What did you just say?" "Look." "Look very carefully." "That's Hwang Dae-jin's face." "Know do you get it?" "Do you?" "If it's that hard on you, I'll become Dae-jin." "I'll live like Dae-jin." "Scared, huh?" "Cutting grass, chasing and milking cows." "You'll probably pass out." "But don't worry." "I'll help you." "Ho-jin." "It's Eun-soo." "I see that my Ho-jin is still sleeping." "I thought you hated being lazy." "So how could you sleep this long?" "I've changed a lot lately." "I get angry with people a lot, and I don't laugh easily." "If you saw me, you'd be surprised." "I can't remember your voice." "The harder I try, the more I can't remember." "I wish you'd call me just once." "Eun-soo." "Hey, Eun-soo." "Without you, I can't do anything." "Go!" "Hey." "You're working up a real sweat." "Trying hard to make my family rich?" "Dae-jin." "Leave me alone if you want to make me into Dae-jin." "Since you're not complaining and whining, you're no fun at all." "Fine." "I guess I'll just be a one-woman band forever." "I'll play drums with you sometimes." "Bang, bang." "Hey." "Like you, if I could become someone else, then I wish I had never met you." "Then I could've made about 100 guys like me." "Hey." "Look." "When you do this, you're totally Dae-jin." "Now you laugh for me?" "I tried so hard to see it just once." "Hey." "I don't care who you are." "You're simply someone who I love." "Also, I'm going to hold on to that love." "Until I die." "I'm sorry." "I had no choice but to come back." "For Eskimos, when someone they love dies, they gather and talk about that person for five days." "While they talk, they erase their memories of that person." "Afterwards, they never talk about that person again." "If they do, then that person's soul can't rest in peace." "Let's talk about Ho-jin." "About everything you and I know." "Eun-soo." "And then never talk about him again." "After you left to serve," "I begged Ho-jin to go over his place." "Stop it, Eun-soo." "It was about the end of June." "It rained the whole day." "When I got there, his place was flooded in." "While we poured water out all day, Ho-jin said," "Feels like the world has flooded, and we're the only two left." "To raise money for your tuition, did you know that he worked in a factory for two months?" "I was worried so I went to him, and saw him limping while carrying bricks." "I wanted to take him out of there, but I couldn't." "I thought he'd be more upset if he knew I came, so I couldn't." "No one knows." "No one can know." "How we met." "How we loved." "No one knows." "It was exactly on June 28th." "And it started raining from the afternoon." "While pouring out the water, you said," "I wish the world swept away, and we were the only two left." "I couldn't bare watching you, and told you to stop, but you silently scooped the water." "A man can never leave a woman, who overcame an obstacle with him." "I worked at the factory for one and a half months." "It was a Saturday." "You suddenly..." "You came right before lunch." "After getting yelled at, I turned around," "and saw a girl with a yellow shirt walking away." "I also saw you that day." "I wanted to call you, I wanted to grab you," "But I couldn't." "Seeing me like that, I thought make you upset." "I knew how you'd feel, so I couldn't call you." "Stop it." "Eun-soo." "Whenever you laughed or became upset," "I was always with you." "So that's why we're the same inside." "You know better." "Stop it." "Stop." "Look." "Look at me, Eun-soo." "It's me." "Can't you see?" "I should've died then, but I couldn't." "I should've died, and be gone forever, but I couldn't." "Because of you." "No one can love you as much as me." "That's why I returned." "Remember this, right?" "How could you not?" "All the memories that are hidden in our home" "are proof that we've loved each other until now." "Ho-jin." "Ho-jin." "Eun-soo." "You're all that I have." "Let's buy bananas." "I don't want to." "Why?" "I don't like bananas." "But it's for our baby." "You're out of lotion, right?" "Should we buy it?" "I brought your lunch." "Is it going well?" "Yep." "I'm going to have an exhibition." "I feel a lot better now." "That's great." "Don't overwork yourself." "Okay." "What's wrong?" "Because you're pretty." "Why do you keep laughing?" "Because you're pretty." "It's good to see you a lot happier now." "Does it show?" "Yae-joo." "I'm okay." "Anyway, it feels strange." "I tried so hard to bring Dae-jin back, but suddenly, I thought what difference would it make." "Since Dae-jin thought of me only as a friend." "I'm sorry, Yae-joo." "I didn't want to..." "But Yae-joo, he's really Ho-jin." "I always felt my father was with me after he died." "Even though I can't see him, it feels the same with Ho-jin." "He's really Ho-jin." "I know." "That Dae-jin isn't someone I can love." "He's someone else now." "And it's not like we can share the same person." "It's a complicated fate." "But I'm glad to see Dae-jin happy before I leave." "You two have to live happily." "Mine and Dae-jin's worth." "I'll go say bye to Dae-jin..." "I mean Ho-jin before I leave." "Had it hard because of me, huh?" "Because of who?" "Dae-jin or Ho-jin?" "So you're studying abroad?" "Yeah." "When will you come back?" "If I do?" "Will you become Dae-jin then?" "Can I think of you as Dae-jin and say something?" "You're a rotten bastard." "Have a good life." "Hey." "Whether you're Dae-jin or Ho-jin, give me a hug." "You really must not be Dae-jin." "Dae-jin never gave me a warm hug like this before." "One sec." "Hello?" "Oh, hi." "Yes, it's Hwang Ho-jin." "You remembered." "Yes..." "So I'll be ready for the exhibition in about a week I think." "I'd like about two days in advance to set it up." "Yes." "I see." "Wouldn't just one banner out in front be good enough?" "Yes." "And for the opening and closing ceremonies," "I'd like a sufficient." "It's because of traffic, and I'd like to focus a lot on the opening party." "Yes." "Thank you." "Bye." "To be honest, he's been brain dead for too long." "And some of his body parts are rotten." "I'm sorry to tell you this, but for the patient's sake," "I think it's good to send him away." "The latest test results show a lost of corneal reflexes." "Reflexes in the spinal cord have been lost." "Even after the latest test, the patient's brain waves were flat for 30 minutes." "With the test results as proof, we confirm Hwang Ho-jin as brain dead." "Hwang Ho-jin is now deceased." "Yes, I'll see you in a bit." "Okay." " Please look around." " Thank you." "Ho-jin, I'll go home and come back tonight." "Why?" "Not feeling well?" "Your face looks bad." "I just feel a bit dizzy." "Go get some rest then." "Eun-soo." "Why'd you come out?" "I wanted to see you leave." "Can you drive?" "Of course." "Come here." "I don't want you to leave." "I'll go rest a little and come back." "When you go home... call me." "Okay." "Boy, he scared me." "Go back in." "Go." "Who is it?" "I have a package for you." "A package for you." "Please sign here." "Thank you." "I thought you might need the original so I'm returning it." "Even when I'm lying dead in my coffin," "I still won't be able to understand your sick love." "Before then, I hope I forget you." "Wouldn't just one banner out in front be good enough?" "Yes." "And for the opening and closing ceremonies," "I'd like a sufficient amount of time." "It's because of traffic, and I'd like to focus a lot on the opening party." "Yes." "Thank you." "Bye." "Like what Marcel Duchamp intended to do with the toilet," "I wanted to make things common to us closer to real life." "So there are a lot of images, like flowers and butterflies." "Eun-soo's Dandelions" "I saw a girl today." "She was like the sunshine of September." "The moment I caught all the sadness within me disappeared." "I don't know how to explain this strong feeling." "What are you so nervous about?" "No, I'm not." "For someone who's clueless about women," "I'm very curious as to who she is." "I met my brother's woman." " Sorry I'm late." " It's okay." "Dae-jin, right?" "Dae-jin say hello to Han Eun-soo." " The world..." " Hi." "abandoned me." "Even the skies." "Today is the happiest day of my brother's life." "After today, his life will be even happier." "Since Eun-soo will be with him." "I'm also a happy person." "I'll be able to see Eun-soo forever." "From behind." "Ho-jin told me everything about his times with Eun-soo." "Ho-jin doesn't know women." "So I told him how to write love letters." "And through his letters, Eun-soo became happier." "Ho-jin said he's lucky to have a brother like me." "I'm a luckier guy." "Seeing that I haven't gone insane yet, living under the same roof with them." "To give a pure and fairy-tail like feeling, and to make it pleasurable, was my intention." "Furniture is something that people are very familiar with." "But they easily forget its actual existence." "Dae-jin, don't you want a girlfriend?" "The best times are at your age." "I like it now." "Like what?" "Fiddling with that car of yours in the garage?" "Of course." "Just with that I'm happy enough." "Sometimes I want to just throw it all away, but I can't." "I can't think of anything else, and I don't want to." "I think I'll be like this until I die." "Since it's next to me," "I like it." "I can always see it, and feel it." "I like this a lot." "You're here." "Did everything go well?" "So are you okay now?" "This piece." "To make this, you stayed up for three days, huh?" "Are you really okay?" "Yes." "This is the door to heaven." "If I were to explain it," "I made it thinking that death isn't a scary thing after all." "Think it gives off a pretty and warm feeling?" "Yeah." "And this?" "This is Alice in Wonderland." "I made it to be fun and cute, while thinking of our baby." "There's a mirror inside, too." "That'll look better at our doorway." "Sounds good." "Since it's blue, it'll feel fresh." "And we can put the CDs on it." "You haven't seen this, huh?" "Yes." "Oh yeah, you saw this while I was working on it." "I saw." "My brother..." "My kind brother..." "You lived while sacrificing your life for me." "But did you know this?" "That I loved Eun-soo first?" "I loved her enough to abandon myself." "But Eun-soo never knew." "All she thought of was you." "Yes, my brother." "I'm not in this world anymore." "I'm the one who really died." "I'm going to become you and love Eun-soo now." "Eun-soo will think of you when she's with me, while loving only you." "Ho-jin." "Ho-jin." "You can never forgive me, right?" "Don't forgive me." "Never." "Don't ever forgive me." "Ho-jin, I'm sorry."

"Previously on Taken..." "My daughter's in that farmhouse." "How do i get down there?" "Our daughter was conceived onboard an alien craft." "She is of incredible importance to them." "Pull back!" "Pull back!" "They made this girl, Allie, because they weren't complete without us." "That was my grandfather's legacy--craft, bodies..." "WOMAN:" "What was he like, your grandfather?" "You want to know what scared me so badly?" "Yes, damn it, i want to know what you saw!" "Then look at me, Mary." "Look at me!" "( screams )" "OWEN:" "Their power is what compels you." "I know the feeling." "You want to be a part of that power at all costs." "What's the meaning of this?" "Do you see it?" "There was nothing." "Everything we saw, went through, it all came out of our heads." "This little girl can manifest a thought." "MARY:" "When Allie did what she did, when she manifested the ship, she demonstrated a power far beyond anything the aliens themselves are capable of." "i thought if i could make them think that i'd gone, that i'd been taken, they would stop looking for me." "This girl is the product of three generations of selective breeding, of a genetic experiment on an unparalleled scale." "MAN:" "You want to tell me what this is?" "it gathers information, it responds to stimuli..." " She asked me to read it to her." " Could you?" "They made me feel like i was with all of them." "LISA:" "My uncle and i have a plan." "i put an ad in the personals of the New Yok Times." "Then Tom gets a message to me about where to meet him." "Remember i said we didn't have a signal on Allie, that we didn't know where she was?" " I lied." " I love you." "Hello, Allie." "Get away from my daughter!" "Right now!" "Please, don't be frightened." "Lisa, i'm your grandfather." "Your grandmother gave this to me a long time ago." "Make him stop!" "Shoot him!" "Somebody shoot him!" "Shoot him!" "Go away now!" "Allie, what are you doing?" "Stop it, please!" "Stop it!" " MAN:" "Doctor!" " Please." "We've got to get away from all these people." " They're with somebody." " With somebody?" "Another man." "According to these gentlemen, a man stepped forward." "A guy in his 30s." "His eyes turned black, and they shot him." "They were waiting for her to demonstrate." "They see she's got the power, and bam!" "They're here." "You're saying the one who did all this was an alien?" "You are paying attention." "She didn't leave in a spaceship." "She left in a Dodge Durango." "Still doesn't make you look very good, does it?" "You take a nine-year-old girl and a special ops unit into the American heartland, you lose the girl, you come up with nothing." " You're in the deep end." " You're right in there with me." "i have to go back to Washington and explain what happened here." "Find me the girl and whoever she's with." " How'd you like us to do that?" " The little girl's weak." "This being who came to help her has been shot." "You'll have a definite advantage." " Smooth sailing, i'd say." " Just do it." "And when we find her?" "Then find me." "i'll take it from there." "WAKEMAN:" "That's worked so well up till now." "i'm not goin' down alone on this one." "Try not to screw things up." "They're about ten hours ahead of us in Montana." "i had our guy switch the monitoring to my laptop in case the general got it into his head to check." "Good." "Mary, you've been through a lot with your father and everything with Allie." "i just wanted you to know i'm here for you." "i know that." "You said you thought they were waiting for her to demonstrate." "Yeah." "What happens now that she has?" "Pie." " What?" " Pie." "My rule of any car trip." "Let's find a place to get some." "i'll tell you my theory of everything." "JOHN:" "She's exhausted from all that she's been doing." " She'll be all right." " Will she?" "And then what?" "They come for her again or she does something again." "You've gotta do something to change all this." "i just want my little girl back." "You started all this, and you don't have any more of an idea where it's gonna end than any of us do." "Charlie?" "What's going on?" "Get out." "Get out!" "LiSA:" "What are you doing?" "Just give me a minute." "i want to talk to you." "LISA:" "We need his help." "Allie does." "His help?" "He's the one responsible!" "i want to know what the hell this is all about." "Charlie, you're hurting him." "Stop it." "He's already weak." "Sweetheart, it's gonna be all right." "Give me a minute." "Why are you here?" "Why have you been doing this?" "What the hell do you want?" " We're just trying to understand." " Understand what?" "Everything." "JOHN: i'll try to put this in terms that you commonly use." "i'm...a scientist." "We were all scientists." "We came here to learn about your world." "Our idea was to find out everything-- your history, your biology... everything." "We came here to learn." "We're not that different from you genetically, biologically, but what you call evolution has changed us." "We see things in you that..." "we no longer recognize in ourselves." "WAKEMAN:" "What do we know?" "They're this energy that can manifest itself in different ways-- as the beings we've seen, as their crafts, as our thoughts." "There's no right or wrong about them." "JOHN:" "The whole concept of right and wrong was...alien to us." "The idea that the things we were doing were cruel..." "WAKEMAN:" "They have no concept of kindness or cruelty, no way of seeing beyond the oneness of all that energy..." "JOHN: ...to the separateness, the uniqueness, your ability to hate, to love, to feel." "You have compassion as well as cruelty." "We lack both." "Or that is, the traits lie dormant..." "WAKEMAN: ...in their brains, like the animal that lives far back inside all of us." "But an experience of something basic can awaken that primitive thing." "JOHN:" "And that's what happened." "Your grandmother Sally, she took me in and showed me a great kindness." "MARY:" "Something could have touched one of them, something simple, awakened the sense of what was missing, something gone and half-remembered." "And so our greatest experiment began." "Could they put it back, this thing that had been bred out of them for eons and eons?" "JOHN:" "Your emotional core-- your strength, your feeling-- and our more-evolved consciousness... could we bring these two together?" "if we could could do this, we would have the next..." "MARY: ...step in the evolution of life." "The experiment was an unqualified success." "What do you think is gonna happen next?" "Allie goes with us." "We work with her." "We help her to understand our part of the equation." "That's never gonna happen." "You still don't get it." "This...thing you saw in my grandmother, this compassion, our humanity-- you still don't have a clue what that means." "Allie is my daughter." "She is nine years old." "i love her with all my heart and soul." "You will never take her away from me." "She can't stay here, Lisa." "She did too much." "if she uses her power again, that part of her that's us, it will kill her." "You were right." "Those people will keep coming after her, and she will do something to keep you or Charlie safe." "it's the only place for her." "That is what's next." "No, it isn't." "You've inflicted enough pain on this planet." "it's over." "Let it go." "Go away." "Montana." "Looks like they've stopped." "We should be able to catch up with them tonight." "Tomorrow morning at the latest." "We've taken it all the way together, haven't we?" "i don't know what you mean." "We're gonna be there when it comes together." "We're gonna know we did our part." "Our part?" "Keep Allie safe, so they can finish their work." "You're fine with that, aren't you?" "Them finishing their work." "i can't wait." "That's all you want, right?" "Front seat at the show?" "They're more highly evolved than we are." "She's more highly evolved than they are." "it's the way of the Tao." "Nature takes its course." "What if it's our nature to fight back?" "Then we lose." "Evolution 101." "Pretty weird couple of days." "Yeah, pretty weird." "You all right?" "i just want to be home listening to my CDs playing soccer with my friends." "i know." "i'm just a little kid." "i didn't ask anyone to make me special." "WOMAN ON RADIO:" "My fiend Dale." "His son was killed in the Gulf War." "Allie showed him his boy." "We all saw him clear as day..." "Your uncle should have seen the ad we put in the paper by now." "He will." "He'll call." "RADIO HOST:" "Wlat else lappened." "Cynthia?" "CYNTHIA:" "People were thee fom the govenment." "people who'd come to take her." "HOST: i want to hear the rest of this." "but right now we've got a call i've been hoping for." "i'm gonna ask you to please stay on lold a few minutes." "As he does from time to time." "noted UFO-logist Tom Clake is clecking in." " Talk to me." "Tom." " TOM:" "Hi." "Bill." "HOST:" "Tom Clake." "What news fom the font." "My friend?" "TOM: i've got nothing tonight but a false alarm." "i'm calling from Gay's Lake in idaho." "HOST:" "Gay's Lake." "Promising name." "Uncle Tom!" "Uncle Tom!" "Hey, there, sweetie." "Hey." " It's good to see you." " Good to see you, too." "is this him?" " He's my dad." " I know." " Tom." " Charlie." "Thanks for taking such good care of our family." "What kind of adventures you been on lately?" " A lot's been goin' on." " Oh, yeah?" "Tom?" "it's good to see you." "i thought we'd go into Mexico through Texas." "i got a guy down in El Paso." "He's working on the documents." "He's gonna meet us at my mum's old place in Lubbock." "i was thinking that you guys should go down to South America." "i've got a family there who can put you up indefinitely in Buenos Aires." "it's a big change, but i just think it's something you have to do." "What?" "You've got a feeling?" "This is all supposed to be going somewhere, that's all." "Mexico sounds like a good idea." "What do we do about him?" "He doesn't look too good." "i don't think we'll have to worry about him much longer." "ALLIE:" "People talk a lot as if the most impotant thing in life is to always see things for what they really are." "But eveything we do." "evey plan we make is kind of a lie." "We're closing our eyes and pretending the day won't even come when we won't need to make any more plans." "Hope is tie biggest lie tlee is." "and it is tie best." "You lave to keep going as ifit all matteed." "o else we wouldn't keep going at all." "( country western music on radio )" "Want a granola bar?" "Are they good?" "They're not as healthy as they say on the wrapper." "They've got a lot of sugar in them." "You eat food, don't you?" " We eat." " Try it." "That's good." "I don't want to do this." "I know." "At the gas station, I was gonna make those men hurt each other." "I could have done that." " But you didn't." " I almost did." "I don't want to hurt people." "How do I make this stop?" "I mean, if I couldn't do any of those things, then people would leave me alone, wouldn't they?" "I don't know that much about people." " Is there anything I can do?" " Nothing." "Will the others come for you?" "I'm not important." "Allie, things are gonna get hard for you for a while." "You'll be afraid, and you'll be alone." "You're becoming more than you already are." "I'm not going to go with you." "I belong here with my family." "I brought this for you." "What is it?" "It was your great-grandmother's." "She gave it to me before I left." "I can't do this much longer." "I know." " How you feelin'?" " Okay." "You always wanted to go on a long car trip, didn't you?" "( laughs )" "Allie..." "John... he's helped us out, and he's hurt, but that doesn't mean you have to do anything he asks." "I already told him I wasn't going to go with him." "What did he say?" "He gave me this." "Let me have that." "My dad, he used to say that kids shouldn't ever have to think about anything more complicated than baseball." "You're gonna be a little girl again..." "I promise." "Hey, back together again." "See how this looks, gorgeous." "I'm never gonna let you go, honey." "Never." "MARY:" "Oh, that's lovely." "I've got a gun to your mother's back." "I'm betting I can get a shot into her before you turn the gas station into a flying saucer or a house of pies." "Allie, don't try to do anything." "Do you understand?" "Be a good girl." "Listen to your mum." "Allie, when we were in that farmhouse, you saw something that scared you." "I think you know what they want you to do, and I don't think you want to do it." "I can take care of you." "I can keep you safe from your...friends." "We can work together on this." "I don't want to hurt anybody." "I really don't." "You're out of options." "You must have realized that by now." "I have the resources and technology to help you." "It's me or them." "I just want to help." "You're lying." "You can't help anyone." "Let's go." "Get in the car...now!" "Get in!" "Move!" "Move!" "CHARLIE:" "Lisa!" "Allie!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "( horn honks )" "WAKEMAN:" "Hold on!" " Allie, don't do anything." "It's not safe!" " I didn't do anything!" "( whimpering )" "Come on!" "( gunshot )" " Stop it!" " You were gonna shoot her!" "You're damn right." "She's staying here with us!" "That was too close." "How did they find us?" "CHARLIE:" "Sweetheart, I want to ask you something." "Those people from the government-- when you went with them, you said they put something over your head." "Right." "I heard them say it was to block a signal." "If those people know enough to block that signal, then they know how to read it, to track it." "You have one, too, Lisa." "That's how they found you in Seattle." "There's not much point in going to Buenos Aires, is there?" "No matter where we go, they'd find us." "TOM:" "There's gotta be something we can do." "You can shut her off, can't you?" "You can do something so they won't be able to track her signal or mine." "If you can do it, then do it." "You owe us that much." "I can't do it." "I don't have the strength." "But Allie can." "Find it inside you, Allie." "Can you?" "LISA:" "Allie, don't do anything." "You're weak." "ALLIE:" "I have to." "Allie, please, no." "( big band music playing )" "( turns music off )" "What are you doing?" "The music helps me concentrate." "We're not picking up their signals." "I know." "You know?" "Shut off." "Gone." "No more signals." " You didn't bother to tell me?" " I was gettin' to it." " Do you think Allie did it?" " Probably." " You seem pleased about it." " Check this out." "The sightings are starting again." "Lights in the sky." "Idaho and Nebraska." "We better be ready." "You can't do anything, Mary." "Don't you get it?" "You want to talk about what happened at the parking lot?" " You were gonna shoot her." " I was going to stop her." "That's not up to you." "You're not gonna let it go, are you?" "I can't." "Do you know the story of the Medusa?" "You look at her and you turn to stone." "Unless you know the secret which you have to be an enlightened warrior to learn." "This is going somewhere, right?" "If you know the secret... you can kill her." "And then the winged horse," "Pegasus, flies from her head and the world becomes a very... very beautiful place." "I used to think we could get something out of this." "A new science...something." "I even thought we could get the better of them somehow." "But we're not ready to be anything but spectators in this." "Anything more stone." "I'm not giving up, Chet." "I'm gonna find her, and I'm gonna be more than just a witness to this." "MAN ON RADIO:" "lfit's eally all about tle little gil Allie like all you calles ae saying." "tlen maybe tlis isn't some evil conspiacy afte all." "M Jeffies." "Maybe tlis is all about coming togetle and moving on." "JEFFRIES:" "Tlank you." "Buce fom Nebaska." "End on a good note." "I always say." "Ae tlese tle last days?" "Is it all coming to a lead?" "Tle liglts ae in tle sky." "And a little gil is out tlee somewlee on tie oad." "Sle's in ou tlouglts." "and sle las ou payes." "Tlis is William Jeffies saying." ""Keep watcling tle skies and lope fo an answe tlat doesn't lut. "" "LISA:" "I should've stopped her." "I never should've let her shut us off." "All right, all right." "Take a breath." "Take a breath." "Let her come out of it a little before she travels again." "Nobody's gonna find you here." " What about John?" " Let him rest." "Give Allie a couple of days until she's stronger." "My friend will be here by then with the papers, and we can move on." "What are you doing?" "I can't stay with you anymore." "If I'm here, sooner or later you'll be found." "Now that you've turned your signals off once I'm gone... none of us will know where you are." "You mean no one will be able to find me?" "I can't promise you that." "Then at least you'll get the chance to be the little girl you said you wanted to be." "But if things get too difficult if you feel that you can't stay here any longer, you can find us again." "You'll know." "Find the part of you that is us." "We'll hear you, and we'll come for you." "But unless you call us..." "we won't be able to find you." "I'm the one that's gonna know?" "When the time comes... it'll be your choice." "What I've learned from doing this what's changed in me I would never, never do any of this again." "This is all my fault." "It wasn't mine to meddle." "You wouldn't have been able to do it if you weren't supposed to." "I'm very glad I got to see you." "Good-bye, Allie." "Can I walk with you a minute?" "Just to the edge of the woods." "This is as far as you should go." "Good-bye, Allie." "ALLIE:" "How do you let someone go?" "How do you undestand that that's allright." "that everything changes?" "How do you find a way for that to make you feel good about life instead of breaking your heat?" "The latest thing you'll even learn is how to say good-bye." "LISA:" "Allie?" "Allie?" "Allie..." "Allie." "Charlie?" "Charlie!" "What did he do to her?" "He did something and just left!" "No, I don't think so." "I think she was about to give out anyway." "I think he left to protect her!" "I had this feeling about John, something he was feeling." "When John showed Allie how to block our signals," "I think he made it so the aliens couldn't find us, either." "But as long as he stayed with us, sooner or later they were gonna find us." "He was part of them..." "I don't know." "But I think when he went back, he was giving Allie, giving us all a chance." "So we should take it." "Maybe they don't know where she is, either." " That's a thought, isn't it?" " You can't be serious." "What if they're lookin' for her, too?" "Her signal disappeared and then her mother's." "And then the lights appeared." "How's that possible?" "She's with one of them." "Good question." "So what do you think?" "The man driving the camper was Tom Clarke, Lisa's uncle." "Yeah, I thought I recognized him." "He's gettin' a little long in the tooth." "I had the office upload my grandfather's files, everything we have on Tom Clarke." "My--my grandfather went to Texas once." "Yeah, and got the bejesus scared out of him by Jacob Clarke, right?" "Tom still owns his mother's farmhouse, the one my grandfather went to to get Jacob." " You think that's where they've gone?" " I'm all for takin' a look." "What if they're there, Mary?" "Then what?" "( big band music playing )" "( turns up volume )" "Austin, Texas." "Tom Clarke." "This is Tom Clarke." "I'm not home right now." "but if you'd like to leave a message." "just leave it at the tone." "Tom Clarke, this is Chet Wakeman." "I'm calling you with a warning." "I want to help you." "( gunshot )" "( whimpering )" "You know, I never would have thought, 50-odd years ago, when we found him in the shed it was all leading towards something like this." "They took you, right?" "They did." "And you stood up to them, didn't you?" "I tried." "You stood by Allie and Lisa." "This goes way back for you." "Grandpa?" "My dad, too." "They didn't do us any favours." " Well..." " Sorry." "Nothing's ever simple, is it?" "I'm gonna go inside and see how Allie's doin'." "( camera shutter clicks )" "( siren wailing )" "What happened?" "I called you as soon as I heard." "I've explained a bit of the situation to the local authorities." "They've agreed to yield jurisdiction." "How'd it go in Washington?" "In my years as a commanding officer," "I find I get the best results from my people when I don't refer to them as incompetent idiots." "People perform best when they're not riddled with self-doubt." "The joint chiefs seem to favour a more direct approach." "We got 48 hours to find the girl." "I want to thank you for steppin' up, Captain." "Colonel Breck wasn't up to the challenge, something this--this unusual." "Thank you, sir." "With all due respect to the colonel, sir, what did he expect?" "It's one thing to expect something, Captain, quite another to have it bite you in the ass." "That is one cold and nasty bitch." "Clearly, she knows where the little girl is." "I imagine she and the doctor both knew, but there was a difference of opinion on what to do about it." "That is one cold and nasty bitch." "MARY:" "That's exactly right, General." "I made a call to my guy." "He'll be here as soon as the papers are ready." "Probably be tomorrow." "Then we'll get you out of here, get you out of the country clean." "What is it?" "There was this... there was this message on my machine at home... from Chet Wakeman, one of the hotshots on the project, the guy who came after you in Seattle." "Right." "Right." "He said he wanted to help us." "Then he got cut off." "Probably just some sort of bluff, get us to move too quickly." "Yeah, probably." "Can you get your guy to hurry with the papers?" "I already made that call." " This way, Miss Crawford." " Are these really necessary?" "For the authorities to feel comfortable handing you over, yeah, they are." "Sit down." "It disgusts me to have to deal with you." "I want that on the table." "I understand that." "When we're through all this, I'm gonna see to it that you're held accountable for what you've done." "So let's get to it, then." "You knew where the little girl was, and you chose not to tell me." "You wanted to keep her for yourself." "I thought I'd use her to re-establish my power base." "What changed your mind?" "Dr Wakeman." "You've been monitoring the reports from the Northwest, the lights?" "Yeah." "So far, that's all they've been, just some sightings of lights." "He thought that this was it, they're coming for Allie." "Why don't they just take her, then?" "Because, at the moment, they don't know where she is." "She's with one of them, the one from the gas station." "Maybe he's the one who turned her signal off." "Maybe he's protecting her." "Why would he be doin' that?" "Remorse?" "I came after Allie in a gas station." "She escaped with the help of that alien." "Allie didn't do a thing." "It sounds like she didn't have to." "No." "No." "She's down, General." "She's spent." "Suppose I'm right." "Suppose they don't know where she is." "Then, for the moment, they can't protect her." "For the moment." "So you want to get to her before they do." "I want to finish what we started." "After everything you've done." "You know what the stakes are, General." "He was going to warn her." "Warn her?" "You're gonna have to work with me." "You want to take these off?" "MARY:" "Tom Clarke's mother's house, Lubbock, Texas." "This is what we didn't want you to know." "You've taken this away from me before, and it blew up in your face." "When this is over, you can have me arrested, do whatever you think you need to do, but for the moment, you need someone who understands what it is you might be up against." "You need me." "GENERAL:" "I want this quick and quiet." "Get our people out of Fort Ash and down to Texas." "ALLIE:" "They will be coming soon." "coming to try to stop what was going to happen next." "But maybe they could be stopped." "Maybe something could happen that would make it had for them to do what they wanted to do." " How is she?" " The same." " You think they're coming?" " It's just a matter of time." "Well, there's no point in running unless we have a place to run to." "Something like this, the government can only do because nobody's watching." " That's what you always said." " Yeah." "I have an idea." "How far do you have to go to make a phone call?" "Who are you going to call, Charlie?" "I'm not going to call anybody." "You are." "JEFFRIES:" "I've never been inside a UFO, never met one of these creatures, and yet I believe with all my heart that this is real." "Why?" "Because I do not believe that hundreds of thousands of people could tell the same lie." "If this next caller's who I think it is, folks, we're in for a real treat." ""Tom Clarke back again," it says here on my screen." "To what do we owe the pleasure?" "Did you find something in Idaho?" "Talk to me, and I'll talk to you." "It's about that little girl the army's been looking for." "We been gettin' lots of calls about her." "The people who have been calling are telling the truth." "I know this little girl." "I was hoping your listeners could help us out." "I believe we have a lot to talk about, Tom, but I have to pay my bills first, so if you'd just hang on... you still there, Tom?" "I'm here." "Listen, Tom, we're off the air now." "This little girl..." "I've been getting these really extreme calls out of Seattle." "What can you tell me about her?" "For starters...she's my niece." "It's done." "JEFFRIES:" "I've got information about this girl you've heard about on the news, on this program, and, as usual, you're not gettin' the whole story." "This little girl, she's a piece of the sky, my friends." "Have you been taken?" "Well, so has she." "Have you had experiences beyond human comprehension?" "Same's true of Allie." "This little girl." "My friends." "She may hold the key to an undestanding of all that you've gone through." "The government believes it." "That's why Allie's not safe because they'e not going to rest till they have her in their hands where they can look at her." "try to figure out what this is all about." "That's why she needs you help." "They can do what they do because they can do it in secret." "They don't have to stand in the light of day." "If you're on the road tonight, turn your car toward the state of Texas." "If you're in bed, get up and get dressed because they're not gonna be able to touch her if there are witnesses." "The govenment must be on the road already." "but we have to get out there first to save this little girl." "So many of you call me, e-mail me, write to me, and you're starving for an answer." "You want to know why you were taken, what this has all been about." "We'e gonna save one child." "My friends." "and." "In doing so." "we may just lean that answer." "Tom, Lisa, you should come see this." "Their taget is a little girl." "Her name is Allie." "She's the focus of our government and of a race of aliens that have been visiting this planet since the late 1940s." "FEMALE REPORTER:" "This is the girl in question." "While the government has offered a reward for infomation that may help them to find her." "army officials deny any connection between their search for the girl and reports of troop movements from Fort Asl." "M Jeffries." "Do you believe that this troop movement is related to the government search for the girl?" "We have come here to Texas to see this little girl and to understand what's been going on for all these years." "Super-secret missions, government conspiracies involving UFOs and aliens?" "It may all be a bit hard to swallow, but Jeffries is not alone in his belief." "Tom?" "Tom Clarke?" "Thanks for comin', Bill." "This is really something." "I guess people really do listen to the radio at 4.00 in the morning." "How's your niece?" "One of these people happened to be a doctor." "She's in there with her right now." "Good." "This might be a little beyond my medical capabilities." "Can she travel?" "Look, I'm a multiple abductee myself." "I've been taken repeatedly since I was seven, but I..." "I still don't even really know what we're dealing with here." "This might be something better suited to their medicine than to ours." "No!" "No way in hell is she going anywhere near them." "We'll--we'll find a way to help her here." "Okay...okay." "I'll leave you folks alone with your little girl." "You try to be strong for your kid, you know?" ""I'm your mum." "I can take care of everything." "I can keep you safe."" "But really, you know, there's nothing you can do." "You can't keep them safe from anything at all." "Hey...you've done a lot." "We're gonna be all right." "Tom's got it all set up for us." "His friend brings out the papers, and we disappear into the sunset." "I spent my childhood disappearing." "I'm pretty good at it." "( knocking )" " Nina." " Hi." "Oh, my God!" "I can't believe you're really here." "Denny heard about it on the radio." "God, is she all right?" "No, she's not all right at all, Nina." "It was a series of miracles, that's what it was." "The things that happened, what they did to us, it was just a series of miracles, and the things that she can do-- there's a kindness to her power, an intention to do good." "I was really angry." "I still am, I guess." "But what we saw, and what she did" "I'm with these people." "After what I did to them, I'm here with them." "They were able to forgive me." "That's because of her." "This is as close as we can get without getting the attention of the crowd." "We'll treat this like a riot situation, have the guards go in first, get the crowd out of there." "Still, you gotta admire the move." "We're tryin' to fly under the radar, and they put up a wall of people between us and the little girl." "She must really mean a lot to those folks." "Goin' through these lengths." "We'll move in tonight." "COMPUTER:" "Video message waiting..." "Hey." "There." "Toots." "I programmed this file to send if I didn't delete it in 24 hours." "I guess I didn't delete it." "which I guess means... you deleted me." "I kinda saw that one comin'." "You must be leaded in fo the final wing ding about now." "God." "I wish I could be there." "There's something I wanted to share with you." "We're all so desperate for meaning." "Aren't we?" "All of us." "You." "Too." "Mary..." "even if you think you're not." "You want answers." "and in that way." "I think the aliens are gonna disappoint you." "Here's the stone truth of it." "They're still asking the same questions we are." "No one is God here." "We're all in the same boat." "That was our life together." "wasn't it?" "We asked questions." "I used to love the way you..." "I used to love the way you'd get that faraway look in you eye whenever you were workin' sometling out." "We could have been happy." "Mary." "I really believe that..." "If only you'd just let it go." "That's another question for them." "Isn't it?" "What is it that makes us so screwed up?" "Why do we do the things we do?" "Well." "Maybe... they can create something better than the sum of its parts." "Allie belongs with them." "We're not ready for the knowledge they have." "It would destroy us." "Look at me." "Guess in the end." "I turned out to be something of a humanist." "You're shakin' your head. right?" "See?" "You do love me." "What brought you here?" "As soon as I heard what was happening with the little girl," "I--I knew I had to be here." " How long do you think you'll stay?" " As long as it takes." " And you?" " We all feel it." "I don't know if any of us could tell you exactly why, but we all knew we had to be here." "It's kind of hard to explain if you haven't been taken, but...we all knew we had to be here." "The girl, Allie, is inside this house." "Some say she's resting, others say she's dying." "The question we haven't been able to answer yet is what does she mean to this group of abductees, people who believe they've been taken?" "TOM:" "I really appreciate you doing this for me." "No problem." "Good luck, Tom." "This is all of it-- passports, visas." "We have a car waiting for you in the woods." "An old back road leads all the way to Highway 177." "Dale and I took it this morning." "It leads all the way past the army." "We came out on the other side." "They weren't any the wiser." "You ready?" "( horn honking )" "We went to the sporting goods store and cleared out the hunting section." "If anyone tries to hurt our little girl, they're gonna have to come through us first." "I don't want you to do that." "Allie?" "MAN:" "Tom, could I talk to her?" "Just for a moment." "No." "Please go back to your cars!" "Bill, please help me get these people..." "Folks, please..." "Uh...uh... she's not ready to talk to us yet." "She's just not ready." " You all right?" " I'm fine." "Listen, we're gonna get out of here." "We're going someplace where none of this matters, okay?" "Everything's ready." "We gotta go." "No, not now." "I want to talk to them." "Hi." "I know you're all scared, and you don't have to be scared anymore." "Honey... honey... you don't have to do this." "All you have to be is my little girl." "The rest of it, it doesn't have to happen." "You don't have to do anything." "They're scared." "They need something." "You don't have to be the one to give it to them." "I think maybe I do." "You have something in your heads." "It lets them know where you are." "I can shut them off." "When they shut off, they'll fall out." "Don't be scared." "ALLIE:" "They won't come for you anymore." "They won't be able to find you." "No one's going to take you." "It doesn't seem right to, uh, interfere with us the way they did." "Maybe not to us, but if we saw this from someplace else, it was just time for this to happen." "WOMAN:" "For what to happen?" "Me." "Listen to me!" "All of you!" "All of you, listen to me!" "They're not gonna do anything!" "There's too many of us here!" "Do you want to help?" "Stay in front of the porch!" "Go to the mayor now." "Get me the wireless unit." "MAN:" "Attention!" "This area is under federal control!" "Please make yourselves available for immediate relocation to a debriefing area." "You vehicles and personal belongings..." "You don't listen to that!" "It's a lie!" "You stay right here!" "Stay right in front of the porch!" "Right here!" "Stay in front of Allie." "Stay right here." "Stay in front of Allie." "We're stronger together!" "Stay in front of the porch." "Just so you know, a lot of us are armed and willing to give our lives to protect Allie or take some if we have to." "Get out of here now." "Put your plan into action." "We'll do what has to be done." "CHARLIE:" "Thanks." "They're here in force, come out of the night to put the monster back in the box." "We better get back inside." "No..." "Allie..." "Are they gonna come for you now?" "John left that up to me." "Do you think if we'd been regular people," "Charlie would have lived with us, and we could have been a family?" "I know that would have happened." "I don't want to go." "I want to stay here with you." "Then stay!" "We've got a plan." "We can get out of here right now!" "It'll be okay." "Give the command." "Troops...advance!" "WOMAN:" "Here they come." "After a little girl, ladies and gentlemen!" "MAN:" "Please disperse immediately!" "If you do not disperse." "you will be in violation of Federal Ordinance 860... endangering of public welfare..." "( gasps )" "Oh, Allie." "Allie, please, please don't." "Please." "You heard Dale." "If I stay here, people will kill each other." "I don't want that to happen because of me." "Then we'll go away." "We have a plan." "Where could we go?" "This would all just happen again." "Allie, Allie, listen to me." "I am not gonna let that happen." "We're gonna get Charlie, and we're gonna get out of here." "We'll figure out a way." "There's nothing we can do." "We're a family now." "We can try." "We were always a family." "( yelling and screaming )" "General." "I didn't ask for this!" "I want to be a little girl!" "I just want to be a little girl!" "( gasps )" "They're really coming this time aren't they?" "Charlie..." "I'm glad you turned out to be my dad." "I love you." "I love you, too, Daddy." "I have to go." "No." "No, I can't." "I can't, I can't." "I won't let you." "I won't let you go." "You...you said this was all meant to be." "And I meant all of it." " This part, too." " I can't stand this." "I have to go." "And I said I wouldn't ever let you go." "I love you, honey every day and twice on Sundays." "I love you, too, Mama." "Is she makin' this all up?" "Is this just another screen?" "This is no screen, General." "This is real." "Can you stop them?" "Can you stop them?" "!" "Please!" "You gotta do something." "This is my family." "That's my daughter!" "We can't." "Allie belongs with them... her and the knowledge of how they did all this." "I'm sorry." " That, too." " No." "This is a record of everything." "Even if we lose the little girl, at least we'll still have this." "Sooner or later, we'll know what they know." "Exactly." "You're the one who was gonna see this through to the end." "I did." "Sir!" "Let her see the rest of this." "She deserves that much." "ALLIE:" "I don't know what will happen next." "I don't know what I'm going to be." "what I'm going to learn." "but what I do know is this-- life." "All life." "is about asking questions." "not about knowing answers." "It is wanting to see what's over the next hill that keeps us all going." "We have to keep asking questions." "wanting to understand." "Even when we know we'll never find the answers." "we have to keep on asking the questions." "Excuse me." "Did you know the little girl or her family personally?" "No, I didn't." "I just came to see what the deal was." "Sir, shall we pick up the mother and father?" "The mother and father?" "You're talkin' about the little girl's parents?" "Yes, sir, her parents." "They must have slipped away in all the excitement." "I don't see them anywhere." "Neither do I, sir." "Shall I tell the JTF guys to head back to Fort Bliss?" "I don't see why not, Captain." "There's nothin' for us here." "Thought you might want this." "She did all right, Lis." "She took the other one with her." "She took the other star." "She's gonna be back, Charlie." "She really is." "She's gonna be back." "ALLIE:" "My mother always talked to me a lot about the sky." "She liked to watch the clouds in the day and the stars at night." "Especially the stars." "We would play a game sometimes." "a game called "What's beyond the sky?"" "We would imagine darkness or a blinding light or sometling else that we didn't know how to name." "But." "Of course." "that was just a game." "There's nothing beyond the sky." "The sky just is." "and it goes on and on." "and we play all of our games beneath it." "Just before it gets dark" "When the light still hangs in the sky" "The day's not quite come" "All its promises still in your own eyes" "Between the time your mother calls" "And the time you put the ball away" "There's a lifetime to be lived" "And a world where every dream is here to stay" "Just before the night comes" "And you run back to the safety of your world" "Just before it gets dark" "You can believe in every story ever told" "In those last precious moments" "There's a beauty no one wants to give away" "Well, nothin' lasts forever" "But those moments keep forever far away" "Just before it gets dark" "Before you grow old" "Before you're too old to pretend" "Just before it gets dark" "And you know your dreams will not come back again" "Hold on" "Hold on tight" "And I promise you, baby" "It'll all be all right" "I promise you, baby" "It'll all be all right" "Subtitle by Hervieu/Hovilmist"

"Today they pass judgment against the journalist -- and the responsible publisher from Millennium, Mikael Blomkvist, -- who is accused for gross slander -- of the successful financier Hans-Erik Wennerstre." "Blomkvist accused of Wennerstre Illeagal arms trafficking and fraud over 60 million." "The Swedes have always had divided opinions on Blomkvist." "His supporters believe he is the last idealistic journalist." "But now his long career as journalistic watchdog may be over." "In the case Wennerstre Vs." "Millennium Is defendants Mikael Blomkvist declared -- guilty in six of eight allegations." "The accused is sentenced three months' imprisonment -- and a compensation of 150,000 dollars to Hans-Erik Wennerstre." "How do you see the ruling?" "We must stop people like Kalle Blomkvist " "Digging in honest peoples cases simply because do not agree with their views." " I have no further comment." " There he comes." "How is it to be declared guilty?" "Will you continue as a journalist Mikael Blomkvist?" " Cheers, everybody." "God Jul" " Cheers." "God Jul" " Cheers." " How do we appeal the ruling?" "We're behind you one hundred percent, Micke." "We must do something." "The advertisers have lost confidence in us." " We wont regain that with an appeal." " An appeal would win us the time." " We will not appeal." " This is about Millennium's future." "The sooner this is over the better for Millennium." "Not to act as the Devil's advocate -- but it is not an idea if Mikael left Millennium?" "Just until the storm is over?" "." "Merry Christmas" "Wait Micke." " They are in shock." " Only Janne dare speak the truth." " I am a liability for the magazine." " It's about finding a way out." "There are empty here." "I have not written a word for several months." "Do you?" "Wennerstre Delivers a knockout to Blomkvist" "Jail!" "God damn!" "." "It is rare that we show our research for our clients." "But we have a special relationship with your client, so we make an exception in this case." " That we appreciate." " I must warn you." " Lisbeth is a special little girl." " What do you mean by special?" "But make no mistake." "She is our very best researcher." "Good morning, Lisbeth." "Good morning." "Dirch Frode." "Prints of SMS." "E-mail." "Bank account overview." "How do I get access to it?" "You order the product." "I will deliver it." "What can you tell me About Blomkvist?" " Everything is in the report." " The short version." "Blomkvist got the nickname Kalle Blomkvist -- when he solved a bank robbery in the 80s." "A public person with no major secrets." "Read the newspaper articles." " But then he does have secrets?" " Everyone has secrets." "How hard is he affected by the crisis on Millennium?" " financially?" " Maybe you should read the report." "Miss Salander, Do you have anything to add?" "Do you have any thoughts of your own?" "There is something odd about the Wennerstre case." "How so?" "Is there more in the case?" "I must examine him, not do his job." "I would like to hear your personal opinion." "Blomkvist is clean." "Not one single speeding ticket." "I found nothing on him." "I do not think he has fabricated false evidence." "Someone caught him in a trap." "Why did you not ask me?" " No lawyer could save me." " I know." "I have read the ruling." "I did not want to get you involved." "But you could have asked me." "I am your sister." "I know." "I'm stuck in the shit." "Why drag the family down with me?" "And now your going to jail." "That is far out." "The secret of good meatballs is that you have to moisten your fingers." "And then rub your hands against each other." "Shit. could you take this for me?" " Hello, this is Micke Blomkvist." " Hey hey, your little terrorist." " It's Mikael." " Mikael Blomkvist?" " Yes." "Who I am talking too?" " My name is Dirch Frode." "I am a lawyer." "My client would like to speak with you." " It is Christmas!" "Is it important?" " My client do not want to wait." " Call Millennium after the New Year." " My client does not want to wait." " Who is your client?" " Henrik Vanger." "From The Vanger Concern?" "My client would appreciate it if you came." "It is Christmas Eve." "It has been a horrible week." "I promise you will find it interesting." "Blomkvist!" "Henrik lives on the island Hedeby, A few kilometers from Hedestad." "The bridge here is the only connection to the mainland." "Once everyone came from the top of Swedish business community to this estate." "Now, its only Henrik and the housekeeper Anna, who lives here." "Thank you for coming, Mikael." "Frodes call was somewhat unusual." " Are you hungry?" "There is lunch." " Otherwise, thank you." "Let's get down to business." " I go home this afternoon." " Then we skip lunch." "Do you remember her?" "That is Harriet Vanger, my brother Gottfrieds daughter." "You have met her." "The girl here?" "Your father worked for me in summer 1965." "He was a mechanical engineer in the workshop and lived in one of our cabins." "You and your mother came to visit -- at weekends." "Harriet liked you." "You often played out there by the water." "I remember her." " Harriet." " I never got any children himself." "Harriet was my precious." "She was an incredibly smart girl." "I looked at her like my own daughter." "What happened to her?" " I think she was murdered." " Murdered?" "This is family Vanger, Mikael." "My family." "22." "September 1966." "Thet day the whole family gathered in this house -- to the annual meeting." "30 petty and greedy people -- who fought over who would have the largest piece of the cake." "One of these people murdered Harriet." "Harriet was 16 years." "It was Children's Day." "She had been inside the Herdestad to see the parade on the main street." "That image was printed in the local newspaper." "Around two she came back to the island." "She wanted to talk to me about something, but I was busy with a board meeting." "How was she murdered?" "Nobody knows." "She just disappeared." "You are well prepared." "I have thought of that day in 40 years." "That you can call preparation." "Quarter past two, there was a serious traffic accidents down on Hedeby Bridge." "A tanker full of gasoline collided with a car." "Truck was across the bridge." "Tank leaked gasoline All over the place." "Nobody could get past." "All had to stay on the island." "By accident the photographer captured it here." "See up there at the curtain." "It is the last picture made by Harriet." "Commissioner Morell from Hot Hedeby led the investigation." "He took the film here and had made Enlargements of this image." "Since then, no-one have seen her." "We waited for her at dinner, but she never showed up." " Hello?" " Lisbeth Salander?" " Who is it?" " Svensson from the state administration." " You have a new guardian." "Bjurman." " I already have a guardian." "Your previous guardian was hospitalized with a stroke, so I had to find you a new one." "Good we could meet, though it's Christmas, Sit down." "It is a bit unfortunate -- that Palmgren has had such a lax approach to guardianship law." "I see you've managed your own economy." " It has not been a problem." " No, it probably is not." "But as your guardian I am legally and financially responsible." "That means I get the blame if you suddenly cannot pay rent." "I have work." "I earn my own money." "Yes, you work for Milton Security, I see ..." " What are you there?" " I make coffee and photocopies." "We do it this way:" "From now on, your salary goes into a new account, which I dispose over." "You get some pocket money every month for personal expenses -- but all other expenses I will have to accept." "Okay?" "How do you manage your personal hygiene?" "What do you mean?" "With all those rings." "Don't you get inflammation in the holes?" "Do you have a girlfriend?" "No." "Have you ever had sexual intercourse?" "I am 24 years." "I can choose to write that you are cooperating, -- or that you create problems and is being troublesome." "And then your life quickly become very problematic." "So how many have you had sex with?" " Two." " Two?" "200." "No, 2000." " 200,000." "Are we finished?" " What kind of sex do you have?" "Any special preferences?" "Have you considered That might just have left?" "No, because of the accident." "The bridge was blocked for 24 hours." "And it was the only way off the island." "Harriet disappeared, while no one could leave the island." "The day after we thought that it could be a crime." "But then the bridge was open, and the killer could have gotten rid of the body." "She may have drowned have committed suicide." "We searched after her." "We put dogs out and divers in the water." "Even today, when I take a walk, " "I find myself looking for her." "When Harriet was eight, She gave me a birthday present." "A bluebell from 1958." "Then she gave me a new flower every year." "1966." "The year when Harriet disappeared." "We have to go to the attic." "Incredible." "Every damn year, I get a flower on my birthday -- from a new spot on the world map." " Who do you think you send them?" " Harriets murderer." "You do not know my family." "You do not know what they are capable of." "I favored Harriet." "It did her an obvious victim for them " "Those who wanted more power in The Vanger Concern." "They wanted to crush me." "I am 82 years." "The police have since long given up." "I end up going to the grave without knowing." "Help me to make one last attempt." " Why just me?" " I have followed you." "You are a good journalist." "Stubborn." "I do not ask you to solve the puzzle." "Just make an attempt." "There are half a year to you must serve your sentence." "You have devoted 40 years ..." "I will pay you a good fee." "You will be wealthy." "You have nothing to lose." "You have nothing to return to in Stockholm." ""Blomkvist resigns from the Board and works no longer for Millennium. "" "Have you written the press release without talking to me first?" "It is me who must take the decision." "What happens now?" "I will work for Henrik Vanger in Hedeby." "Aha." "So now you work for large capitalists." "It is not for The Vanger Concern." "Are you going to live there?" "In Hedeby?" "Good trip." "CONNECTING BLOMKVIST" "CONNECTION ACHIEVED FULL ACCESS" "NO NEW ACTIVITIES" "I'll crush you." "What are you looking at?" "What the fuck are you doing, you pussy?" "The whore need to lie down." " Cunt!" " Down with her!" " The bitch is crazy." " Come again, pig!" "Come on." "Shit." "What did you say?" " I can save the hard disk." " Good." "And the rest?" "You need to go on sales hunting." " How did that happen?" " nevermind." " You stink of beer." " And you just showered?" "You can borrow the desktop pc." "I use it for backup, so it needs to stay here." "Welcome to Hedeby." "Very refreshing with this cold weather." "You did not want to live in the main building, so I hope you'll like it here." "If it gets colder, The water pipes freeze." "Then you must come up to me and get water." "Yes?" "Well, it is good." "Just put them here." "It is part of the material I've collected over the years." "There are pictures." "Police Reports." "Newspaper." "In addition some of Harriets possessions." "It is a start." "You were a beautiful nanny." "What did you experience?" "Defending Swedens purity:" "We are the Swedish national socialists " "Which the arian race can not do without:" "Family Vanger is a pretty unpleasant bunch." "Most of us detest each other, but are forced together by the company." "In there lives my brother Harald." "To put it mildly we do not get along together." "Your brothers Richard and Harald was in a Nazi group in the 30s." "Well, you know that already." "Gottfried was in the Hitler Jugend." "They were all three Nazis." "Yes." "Fanatical." "Richard fell in The Finnish Winter War." "Harald has been a bitter, old man." "He never goes outside of a door." "Harald's daughter Cecilia Is in Scotland at the moment." "Cecilia and Harald are not on speaking terms." "In there lives Martin, Harriet's brother." "He took over The Vanger Concern after me." "Hello." "There you are." "It is the famous Kalle Blomkvist." "Just call me Mikael." "I am curious to hear why you want to -- spend six months in this godforsaken town." "Martin and Harriet's father, Gottfried, -- lived a miserable and alcoholized live with his Isabella." "I have never seen a woman be as bad a mother as Isabella." "I intervened and took care of Harriet and Martin." "That was all the familie members who live here." "On the day itself there was even more." "Cecilia's sister Anita, who died of cancer." " Greger Vanger and Ulrika Vanger." " Stop just a moment." "Who do you suspect?" "None." "And everyone." "That is where you come in.." "Dear diary." "Today I got this book by my dear uncle Henrik." "a nie, but busy man." "He has finally come home from his trip and gave me this book." "I sit alone in my father's summer house and write." "Anita is coming soon." "So that is you who pry into the familys history?" "Shit you scared me!" "Cecilia Vanger." "Henrik said you were here." " Mikael Blomkvist." " I know you from the newspapers." " What have you there?" " Harriets bible." "She was often here with my sister." " Anita?" " Yes." "The last summer before she disappeared." " Strange, since her father died here." " Gottfried died here?" "He got really durnk and fell in the lake." "They found him the next morning." "Down at by the bridge." "This happened years before Harriet disappeared." "Henrik said you were abroad." "I had to come home to hide Harriets body." "We were not allowed to go here when we were small." "It was forbidden." "Thank you." "Dear diary." "It is autumn." "The weather has been colder." "Magda 30112." "Sara 32016." "BJ 32027 BJ 32027." "LJ 32108 LJ 31208." "32018." "Mari" "I do not understand why Henrik hired you." "Me neither, to be honest." "With all due respect:" "There is nothing to find." "Its almost 40 years ago." "I found Harriets diary in her father's cottage." " Yes, but the journal did not help us." " What with the five phone numbers?" " The phone numbers was a big mystery." " But 32 is ... 32 can be Hedenstad. 30 is Norrbyns area code." "But the names and numbers do not match." " Did you ring the numbers?" " We rang." "Tried them backwards." "Swapped them, took numbers out." "We tried everything." "The report describes her as introverted and religious." "Was that also your impression?" "Who is not introvert as a teenager?" "But yes, she stayed for herself." "Anita, her cousin, knew her best." "Anita is Cecilia Vangers sister." "And Anita is dead." "She died many years ago." "Harriet was my first case." "I have thought about the case every day for almost 40 years." "I retire this summer." "It is only now I can let it go." "There is no answer." "You gain nothing but keeping Henriks obsession alive." "Drop the case Before you become obsessed with it." "What are you working on?" "plague calling wasp." "Plague calling wasp." "Hello." " Who is this week's victim?" " No one." "Still that journalist?" "I thought you were finished with him." "Why do you keep on?" "Yes, it is a bit slow." "A new computer?" " Yes, I need 20,000." " Why do you need a PC for 20.000?" " Game, surf the Internet." " Do you surf the Internet a lot?" "Do you chat?" "You know, Lisbeth?" "I can not just give you 20,000." " Not just like that." " How hard can it be?" "Why can I not manage my account?" "Hit again." "Do it now." "That is what you want, right?" "Hit me." "If there are problems with you I will arrange for -- you are cooped up the rest of your life." "I know all about your mental problems and violent background." "Understand me right, Lisbeth ..." "I would like to give you the 20.000." "But you know that any trade -- is based on trust." "I have to feel that I can trust you." "Can I do that, sweetheart?" "Can I trust you, Lisbeth?" "Can I trust you?" "If you're nice to me ..." "If you're nice to me I will always be nice to you." " It's only 7.000." " More than enough for a computer." "What are you looking at?" "You said it was the newspaper's photographer, who took pictures of the children's parade." "Yes, both that and the traffic accident." "The old part of the archive is very messy." "We have not scanned it electronically, so everything is still in negative folders." "20 .. 30 .." "20 .. 30 .." "... 40, 50, 60 .." "... 40, 50, 60 .." "A photographer will take between two and ten rolls in one day." "Closer to ten, when we were talking about childrens Day." "Here." "September 1966." "I will only need the hour, of the procession." " Knock yourself out." " Is it not sorted?" "If you are lucky, they are roughly chronological." "Do you have a negative scanner and a light table?" "This is the first trace in the case in 39 years." "It is a start." "It is more than that." "See there." "Thinking about the same as I?" "What is it that caught her eye?" "What is she afraid of?" "Her murderer." "Aabout here on the other side of the street " "Is Harriets murderer." " Coffee, Mikael?" " What have you found out?" "I must have read several thousand pages." "People have been on the case for 40 years." "To be quite honest, " "I have not found anything." "Should you not be in Stockholm and try to appeal your conviction?" " Leave it." " No you leave it." " Mikael is old enough to ..." " I was lured into a trap." "One of my old classmates gave me a tip on Wennerstres company." "It was a good story." "Good enough to trap him." "You would think." "Yes, for suddenly there was an even better history of fraud -- and arms trade for 60 million." "Wennerstres name appeared everywhere." "So far so good." "So I wrote the story." "The all my sources dissapeared." "And all documents and evidence proved to be fabricated." "Counterfeit?" "It was too lure you away from the real story?" "It was too good to be true." "do you want something, that is really too good to be true?" "Single malt. 21 years old." "To hell with the past mischief." "Cheers to you." " Cheers." " Cheers." "You ..." "Should we take one last glass of wine?" "I had enough." " Thank you for a pleasant evening." " Because of the investigation?" "My secretive family?" " What do you mean?" " It could be me. right?" "I am also on your list of suspects." " Bjurman." " It is Lisbeth." " What do you want?" " I need more money." " That we can talk about." " I need them now." "Welcome." "Come in and take off your jacket." " I just need my money." " You'll get your money." "Thank you for last time." "I hope you also had a nice time." "I will not suck cock every time I need the money." "Oh you will not?" "What would you want to do then?" "Should I call to social services and say -- you're breaking into my home and exhibits threatening behavior?" "Then we see how fast you can go back to the psychiatric hospital." "What say you?" "That was better." "There you go." "Come here." "Come on." "No!" "I have a ... rule you need to learn." "If you resist, then ..." "Are you sweet?" "Are you sweet now?" "NORSJ?" "carpentry" "NORSJ?" "carpentry" "My husband died many years ago." "There is only me here." "He worked in the carpentry for 24 years." "They did everything from clothes pegs to Wardrobes." "He has done the cupboard there." "And the lamp, of course." "More cake?" "Do you remember whether you were in Hedeby in September 1966?" "Hedeby ..." " In 66 .." " Yes, 66" " That was our honeymoon." " How nice." "Do you have pictures from it?" "We camped." "It was the latest fashion." "It was our best trip together. honeymoons often is." " But you have some pictures?" " Yes, I have them." "Who does not store images from their honeymoon?" "On the first part of the journey we walked in the mountains." "My husband had always walked a lot." "So it was some long walks." "He was not exactly romantic." "Now let's see." "Hedeby ..." "See there." "How beautiful." "Although the image does not do the sunset justice." "Now let's see." "Here's something." " There was a parade." " Did you?" "What the hell are you doing here?" "I was on the way out." "You have misunderstood the rules." "You must agree with me when you come." "Do you hear me?" "Let me go." "Do you hear me?" "Let me go!" "Do you like being tied?" "Or does it turn you on tying others?" "Super nice." "Have you chosen that yourself?" "You did not chose it?" "I think it is nice." "Have you seen the program in which politicians were filmed with a hidden cameras?" "We have those cameras at my work." "I had one in the bag last time." "Welcome." "I thought I had to blow you." "But you are sicker, than I thought." "The products a couple of hours." "Think about what the police and the media would say." "Enjoy." "Thanks for last time." "I hope you also had a good time." "I will not suck cock every time I need the money." "Oh you will not?" "What would you like to do?" "Now I will tell you, how we are doing." "You nodd in response." "I dispose of my own account." "You no longer have access." "I dispose of my own money." "Is that understood?" "Every month you write in a report I behave myself exemplary." "Better than ever." "In exactly a year you apply for getting my guardianship terminated." "There will be a mail with instructions." "You should never contact me." "If you do, I send copies of the film to the police and all the newspapers." "The same happens If I have an accident -- or you break my rules." "Is that understood?" "I have never tried it before." "Lie still, otherwise you make a mess." "Lie still." "I am a sadistic PIG AND A rapist" "FIND BLOMKVIST LABTOP CONNECTING BLOMKVIST" "... the past year or so religious fanaticism." "SEND" "This guy in the blue sweater." "I can not get him sharper." "I can not do a damn thing." "It is crazy blurred." " Are you sure?" " Completely sure." "I have tried everything." "Well, thanks for the help." "Talk to you later." "WAsP ..." "Harriet phone numbers." "Read it here and you will cringe, Kalle Blomkvist ..." "Leviticus ..." ""If a woman comes an animal near ..."" "... for them to mate, you must kill both the woman and the animal." "They must suffer death. "" "32018." "Mari" "Magda 30112." "Leviticus, Chapter 1, verse 12" ""... she shall take two doves one for burn victim and the other for a sin sacrifice. "" "BJ 32027." "BJ 32027." ""When a man or woman ..."" ""When a man or woman have a deadcallers spirit in themselves -- they shall suffer death." "I will stone them. "" "They must suffer death." "Frode!" "What happened?" "It is Henrik." "He suddenly fell down." "We return, when we know more." "It is a heart attack." "They operate on him." " What are the prospects?" " They talk about bypass." "This is serious." " Want a coffee?" " No." "You must continue the investigation." " Have you put more on the task?" " No, it is only you." "Then there is someone named wasp who hacking into my computer." "I have received a mail with a copie of one of my own documents." "So he has been on my hard drive." "Do you know anything about it?" "No. ..." "No, but I have a guess -- whom it can be." "You just sleep on." "Lisbeth Salander?" " Who are you?" " You know that." "Can I come in?" "I have read your report." "Exciting reading." "You gained illegally access into my files." "It would interest the police." "Like the fact that you still hacke your way into my computer." "If you remove that folder I'll remove the chain." "What do you want?" " Hi." " All right?" " What do you want?" " Is there coffee in the jug?" "How much do you know about my job?" "A 40-year murder on a 16-year-old girl." "Until today I was not sure that that she was murdered." "Then you showed me that it was the bible quotes -- on women to be killed." " And?" " It is the main trail so far." " And?" " I need your help." " You will be well paid." " I have a job." "You work as a professional hacker, -- but send me a mail you know I can track." "Why?" "What?" "But he survives?" "Can he have visitors?" "Lisbeth Salander is here." "It is good Frode." "We talk to you." "Thank you." "If a woman an animal comes near ..." "I assume that you are updated." "We have shared files lately." "Yes." "You ..." "What if the quotations do not have a thing to do with God?" "If it is a kind of code?" ""Sara Witt was found found murdered in the family byre -- outside of Vilhelmina in 1962. "" "Sara?" "What else doe sit say?" ""Between two and three o'clock at night the victim was lured out ... "" ""The young woman's body was mutilate, possibly after a religious ritual." "Police would not disclose details. "" "Mutilated, possibly religious ..." "Was the killer found?" "No." "The case was never solved." " It's a shot in the dark." " I know." " How far is it to Vilhelmina?" " A bit too far on a motorcycle." "What are we waiting for?" " Do you want to drive?" " Why?" "I have not driven since the divorce." "Then it is about time." "Female Names always leads to pornosites." "What are you doing?" "Sets the computer to search through some newspaper databases." "We should be in the cowshed." "They could not sell the farm after the murder." "It has stood empty since then." "She was found here?" "Yes." "Her husband found her." "Terrible for him." "Terrible." "It was here she was." "In her crib." "Curbed and beaten." "Animals were also abused?" "How did you know?" ""If a woman an animal comes near you must kill both woman and animal. "" " It may be a coincidence." " Yes." "Damn da, Lisbeth." "If the other also fits ..." "I have found an old television program." "A program from 1999 about a murder in Dalarna. from Dalarna. "" "Magda ..." ""A cruel murder mystery, which caused police problems in November 1954. "" " Had we not a Magda-quote?" " Leviticus, Chapter 1, verse 12" ""So he cut it out also head and suet, -- and the priest shall put it on the wood over a fire on the altar. "" "That was literally." "It was quoted word by word." "So as far as I know, they found Magdas body after six hours." "There was a farmer who saw the smoke from the fire." "He thought it was a party." "Someone has cut the fat from the body." "Yes, that is true. they found residues of fat along with the head." "Discusting." "What the hell are you doing?" "Relax now." "I wanted to wake you." "We are there now." "Can I come in?" "Here's your bag." "Are you okay?" "Yes, I am okay." "I can not find anyone who fits BJ." "But LI can be Liv Ingvartsson." "What was the quote?" "... take two doves, one for Burn victim, the other for a sin sacrifice." "The priest clean her sins; she's clean." "It is some way back where we come from." "I think I have found one to. 17-year-old girl from Uppsala." " When?" " 1964." ""The Mari murder desert the streets." "Murderer still at large."" "There." "Now we have Sara, Mari, Magda and Liv." "Four murders." "So we just have BJ, which is circled." "Harriet did not known them." "LiV was murdered in 1949." "Harriet was born in 1950." "So what's the connection?" "She made a list of murders and disappeared." " Harriet knew who the murderer was." " Yes." "What is it?" "There have been someone." "The images are different." "Bible was in a different way." " See for yourself." " What the hell?" "There is someone who is curious." "I buy a new lock tomorrow." "Lisbeth ... you have photographic memory?" "Sorry." "I will not make you regret it." "It is great if you have it." "I wish I had it." "Shut up, You scared me." "Whats the problem?" "What are you doing?" "Is this a good idea?" " Are you leaving?" " Good night." " Good morning." " Good morning." "Did you sleep well?" " I will visit Henrik." "Do you wan to come along?" " I hate hospitals." "That is ..." "That is completely absurd." "you have found out more than I had dared hope for." "Use your energy to get better." "I will keep you informed." "Regarding the last quote ..." "The last name." " BJ." " Ask Morell, if he can help." "Morell!" "Damn to hell!" "Five murders!" " It was not phone numbers." " It was not me who discovered it." "We have not found the last BJ." "There are ring as if she is important." "It is the last quote." "Is there a woman with those initials, who died between 1940 and 1969 -- we must find her." "Do you know what this means?" "If the first murders occurred in 1949 -- is the man that sends Henrik flowers old." "This limits the number of suspects considerably." "Mikael." "It is good you could come." "Welcome." "Harald could not come." "He is hunting." " What do I owe the honor?" " Did you read the local newspaper recently?" "I have been away." "They bring a very exciting serial -- about your exile in Hedeby." "BLOMKVISTS NEW YOUNG GIRLFRIEND" " And?" " We do not like that." "Henrik is dying." "My private life has nothing to do with My task for Henrik." "It affects everyone in The Vanger Concern." "Have you not done enough damage?" "Are you going to drive Henrik to a heart attack -- by rooting up in my daughter's death?" " Maybe you should pull out now." " What do you mean?" "You only make things worse by coming here with your whore." "Not that tone mother." "But perhaps you should take a break." "It has been quite exhausting." " There is a need for me." " As your friend ..." "Sorry, but I have a comment." "Henrik has signed a contract." "As long as he lives, it can not be repealed." "Whether Mikael like it or not, he is forced to continue." "I'm sorry, that it would be so dramatic." " Why do you have Harriets chain on?" " What do you mean?" "Harriet had it on when she disappeared." "Now you have it." "What are you saying?" "Accusing me?" "Where did you get it from?" "I inherited it after Anita." "It has never belonged to Harriet." "Your sister Anita?" "Hello, Micke." "All good?" "Anita is Harriet." "It is not her." "What are you talking about?" "They fit me both." "The necklace is Anitas." "Yes, this is Anitas." "Damn!" "they are similar." " What do we know about Anita?" " Harriets cousin and best friend." "She had no alibi but was not suspected." "After Harriet's death she moved to London to study." "She quick career, but died of cancer 37 years old." "She died 20 years ago." "She did not tell Morell, that it was her in the window." "Perhaps to cover up the murderer." "Hey plague." "Want to check an Anita Vanger?" " Plague?" " If there is anything, then he will find it." " What happened?" " An idiot shot me." " Did you see who shot?" " No." "Damn!" "We must be really close now." "Someone does not like it." " We must call the police." " What can they do?" " Give me my mobile." " Then I'll leave." "We should not draw any hasty conclusions." "It can be a hunting accident." "If it is not a hunting accident then you are in danger." "I think you should go home." "At least for a while." "Ever since I came here, everyone have asked me to leave." "Is there anything new about BJ?" "We found no BJ in the system." "But we continue to look." "There are two cameras out there, and four here with motion sensors." "Great." "You do not want to go home?" "No." "Do we have everything on video now?" "Yes." "It is already online." " What are you doing?" " What?" " Lie down in your bed." " I want to be close to you." "Okay, but I must sleep." "What have you experienced?" "How did you turn out this way?" "You know everything about me." "I do not know a shit about you." "Not a thing." "Yes, thats how it is." " Who is it?" " It's Morell." "I found the last one." "Rebecka Jacobsson with nicknamed Bea." "BJ." "BJ." "That was why we did not find her." ""When a man or woman have a spirit in themselves ... "" ""... they shall suffer death." "I will stone them. "" "It is her." " Where was she murdered?" " In Karlstad." "But it is more interesting -- she worked for Vanger until his death in January 1965." "She was secretary for Gottfried Vanger." "Gottfried died before Harriet disappeared." "It was not him." "But we must look at whether she was in contact with others from the Vanger." "Wait." "Rebecka and Sara are Jewish names." " Magda ..." " Magdalena." "Mari, Maria." "But liv?" "Eva means liv (life)." "I dare bet, that Liv Ingvartsson was Jewish." "Racist murder." "This fits with the pseudo-religious rituals." "But what about Harriet?" "Harriet died, because she discovered the connection." "Why did we not see it?" "It is Jewish names." "There was three Nazis in the Vanger family." "Only one was alive when Harriet died." "Harald." "Which coincidentally was out hunting, when you run alone in the woods." "The first murder took place there in 1949." "So Dalarna, Vilhelmina, Uppsala, Karlstad." "If Harald has been there He left the track." " What do you think?" " The Vanger Concerns accounting." " Business Travel." "There is evidence." "Restaurant and hotel bills." "He has been deducted for murder in taxes?" "Yes, I know the kind of financial men." "Even if we can prove that he has been everywhere, it is not enough." " Maybe he is hunting now." " Are you proposing that we break in?" "We need to go a good bit back in time." "89 89 There we have 89 .. 89 .." "We need from 1949 to 1966." "Thank Henrik for his business principles." "Otherwise, the accounts had been destroyed." "But there they are now it's just getting started." "Miss Salander, what did you really find out?" "Thank you, I do not need more help." "What the hell are you doing here?" "Answer me!" "Do not worry." "Are you now to write about me in your cursed Communist spray?" "I'm leaving now, Do not shoot." "You're breaking into my home." "So I'm in good right to shoot." "What the hell is going on here?" " Stand still!" " Release the gun, Harald." " Release the gun now." " Don't interfere!" "Release the gun." "Release it." "Are you okay?" "How the hell could Gottfried get Such a sissy for a son?" "Harald ..." "No." "No." " We must get Morell." " We can call from my place." "Harald is not leaving." "Come on." "Gottfried?" "Gottfried." "Uppsala 1964." "Was there a group picture?" "What the hell?" "That can't be true." "Blue sweater ..." "What the hell?" "Shit." "Does that help?" " He scared me out of my wits." " You do not joke with Harald." "Why were you in his house?" "Harriet discovered a series of ritual murders from 40s to 60s." "We know that she discovered a context the police knew about." "We believe it was because of that she was murdered." "But that is ..." "It sounds quite crazy." "We have found the link between the dead women." "They all have Jewish names." "Yes, Harald is not exactly thrilled of Abraham genus." "No." "So I went in to see if I could find anything." " And?" " Yeah, whatever?" "I did not find anything." "But he did not exactly behave, like if he is innocent." "If Lisbeth can track his doings through the accounts -- we have evidence against him." "Receipts, invoices." "She eis turning everything over." "Ok." "I'll call the police." "Try Morell." "What were you doing at Haralds place?" "Now now." "Cry as much as you like, Mikael." "Cry as much you can." "Do you think anyone can hear you?" "We both know how it will end for you." "Why?" "Why what?" " Everything is here." " Why not?" "I live out all men's dream, I take what I want." "How many women after the first?" "That I do not know." "I have stopped counting." "There sat a girl in the cage there as we sat and ate upstairs." "This kind of women disappear all the time." "No one miss them." "Prostitutes, immigrants." "What do you do with them?" "What about the quotes?" "The mutilations?" "It was father's project." "He mixed race and religion into his hobby." "But it was a mistake." "You should not let the bodies lie around." "I take them on a trip out into the boat, and then I throw them into the sea." "Mikael?" "Mari was my first." "64." "You were 16 years old." "It was my father, Gottfried, who showed me how I had to strangle her." "That is sick." "It is about sex." "The killing is just a natural consequence of the rape." "There must be no witnesses." "Although I must admit I love to see their disappointment." " Disappointment?" " They refuse to understand that they must die." "It is not included In their world view." "They always think, I will spare with them." "It is a fantastic moment -- when they realize they do not get away." "When their eyes goes out ... and die." "You'll discover that yourself." "And how does it feel, when your sister's eyes died?" " Harriet disappeared." " I believe?" "Believe what the hell you want." "I would have enjoyed to kill her." "But she disappeared." "And you will also disappear." "Want some water?" "Yes." "Thank you." "There you can see." "You are like all the others." "A small, human gesture and you get a glimmer of hope that " "I may let you escape." "Right?" "Do not worry." "It's fast." "I look forward to your little friend." "Come and get it, dickhead." "Are you okay?" "Fuck!" "I can not ..." "I can not ..." "I can not move ..." "I can not move." "Help me." "Would you please help me?" " Where is Martin?" " He will not return." "What do you mean?" "He drove to his death." " He is done." " Are you sure?" "What the hell have you done?" "He died in a car accident." "We know nothing." "Okay?" "Blomkvist!" " What the hell has happened here?" " Basement." "What happened there?" "He died in an accident?" "For fuck sake, Lisbeth." "His father trained him to murder, when he was 16 years old." "Anyone would get sick in the head with that upbringing." "Keep shut up with the victimization." "He nearly murdered you." "He murdered and raped, and he enjoyed it." "He had the same chances as us." "You choose who you will be." "He was no victim." "He was a damned pig who hated women." "How did he die?" "He burned to death." " Could you have saved him?" " Yes." " But you let him burn to death." " Yes." "I would never have done it Lisbeth." "But I understand why you did it." "I do not know what you have experienced." "But I was about to die down in the cellar, -- and you saved my life." "Whatever you have seen -- you do not need to tell me." "I'm just happy, you are here." "Thank you." "For the first time in my life I feel old." " We are not finished yet." " What do you mean?" " Harriet was not a victim of Martin." " What are you saying?" "Martin did not murder Harriet." "Lisbeth?" "Lisbeth?" "There are two named Anita Vanger." "One dead in London." "The other lives in Australia." "First entry into the country in 1966." "Harriet?" "Harriet Vanger?" "Harriet Vanger?" "Is everything okay?" "Do we know each other?" "Yes, indeed." "You and your cousin looked after me when I was little." "But I come on behalf of Henrik Vanger." "Does he know I am alive?" "Not yet." "I come to visit Agneta Salander." " Who, I should I say it is?" " Her daughter." "Her daughter?" "Are you Agnetas daughter?" "Sorry, it's just ..." "I have not seen you before." "Hello, mother." "Mom?" "This is me." "Lisbeth." "Lisbeth ..." "Are you Lisbeth?" "I would have come long ago." "You've changed so much." " Do you have children?" " No." "Have you a man?" "There is a but you must not fall in love." "You know that better than anyone else." "Right, Mom?" "I should have chosen a better father to you." "Mom!" "It was you who got hurt." "Mom ..." "Come in." "Mikael." "Welcome back." "I have a good surprise." "Promise me, you do not get a heart attack." "With all the pills I eat at the moment -- it is probably physically impossible to have a heart attack." "Harriet?" "Forgive me." "Sorry." "Sorry." "I was 14, when dad raped me for the first time." "The year after he took me to the cottage." "Then came Martin." "In the time after they abused me several times." "One day I had enough." "Dad was drunk as usual." "He was quoting bible quotes and boasting of all the women he had murdered." "I took the paddle and hit." "I hold him, under the water till he was still." "I pushed the boat out so it would look like an accident." "But when I turned me around Martin was there." "Martin treated me worse than Gottfried." "You sent him to boarding school in Uppsala, -- but at the Childrens day he came back." "I was terrified that it would start again." "And then you went to Anita?" "Anita helped me out of here." "When the bridge was opened again, she drove me away." "I lay on the back seat under a blanket." "I've thought of you in all the years." "The frames with the pressed flowers I sent -- to tell you I was somewhere out there." "So I was sorry it when Mikael told how you have interpreted them." "If you had not sent them, you would not be sitting here with me now." "No." "Lisbeth, it is me again." "Call if you hear this." "I hope you are doing well." "Ring." "You have visitors." "Half an hour." "I Am glad to see you." "Here." " What is it?" " A little reading material." " Please sit down?" " I just wanted to give you that." "I have only one and a half months left." "EVERYONE HAS SECRETS" "Wennerstres empire is like a living shapeless organism... journalist Mikael Blomkvist, who have served a sentence for slander against Hans-Erik Wennerstre, accuse him again." "In a theme issue of Millennium " "He accuse Wennerstre for exerting serious economic crimes." " Why do you accuse him?" " Yes, you wonder." " What happens to Wennerstre?" " There is a vacant cell." "According to Blomkvist the empire is built on cartels in the third world." "Cartels who are involved in drug trafficking and illicit arms trafficking." "There he comes!" "the wanted financier Wennerstre was found dead this morning in an apartment in Marbella, Spain." "cleaning aid found the 44-year-old financier." "The police believe it was suicide." "There is no suspicion of ..." "Internal affairs are now going through all of Wennerstres bank accounts." "It turns out there is withdrawn money on an account in the Cayman Islands." "We are talking about many millions." "police are looking for a unidentified woman which was caught on the surveillance cameras." "Lisbeth ..."

"O.C" "I'm pregnant." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "That's what I said." "I want to see Ryan." "It's too soon." "I worked so hard..." "Not for you, for me." "She is the girl for me." "You're going to ask her to marry you?" "Julie..." "KAITLIN:" "Are you cheating on Bullit?" "No!" "Will you marry me?" "Oh, my God." "Really?" "Nothing?" "It may not sound like a good idea." "It's not a good idea." "We're dating." "We just got back together, in fact, and you're proposing that for Valentine's Day we do nothing." "No, no." "We don't have to spend the night apart." "We could just hang out." "Uh, see a movie." "Oh, God, stop." "My head is spinning from all of the romance." "Taylor,this holiday, us, it's a recipe for disaster." "Why?" "'Cause I'm needy?" "'Cause I've on occasion been known to stalk you?" "There's me, too." "I'm distant and unemotional." "And preoccupied." "Could we add that to the list?" "'Cause it just seems like lately your mind is someplace else." "Taylor." "(sighs) There's no hidden meaning here." "I just feel if we don't put too much pressure on this holiday, we might actually get through it." "So I shouldn't worry?" "No." "Not even when I find a suspicious address by your bed?" "I looked at it when you were in the bathroom." "Sorry." "It's nothing." "It's an address.Not the address of some other girl if that's what you're thinking." "Look, um, I got to get to work, but I promise you there's nothing to worry about, okay?" "Okay." "All right." "So we're good?" "Yeah, we're good." "All right." "Oh." "Taylor, right?" "So it's you." "The O.C." "=The Last Fantasy=- Proudly Presents" "I-I don't get it." "Ryan hasn't been to see you at all?" "Well, I left a message with him when I,when I switched hotels." "I told him I was here in case he wanted to see me, but so far,no luck." "Taylor, don't mind me asking..." "what are you doing here?" "Well, I found this address by Ryan's bed and he's been kind of distant lately, so I thought it may be a clue." "So I came here and then I..." "I have emotional problems, but I'm getting over it." "Well, I'm glad Ryan at least kept my address, since, you know, he's not using it." "Well, clearly he wants to reach out." "Maybe he's just afraid or he doesn't really know how to do it." "Because, you know, I'd love to talk to him, you know?" "Apologize again for that cancer stunt." "But I'm scared if I make the first move..." "He's going to pull away." "Yes, you're absolutely right." "I've had a lot of experience with that." "Wait a sec." "Idea coming in." "And here it is, okay." "What if I were to get involved?" "I could help you guys smooth things over, broker the peace talks..." "You-you'd be willing to do that, get in the line of fire?" "It's just that there's something kind of, kind of sad about Ryan." "Maybe if he was to mend his relationship with you, he could be a little happier." "Well, I am all for it." "Do you have a plan in mind?" "Always." "Wow, is this a second breakfast or an early lunch?" "It's either one." "I was craving French toast, do you want some?" "No, thanks." "I'm having flashbacks to when you were pregnant with Seth." "I know, and all I did was eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches." "I made some of my finest sandwiches in that year." "Mm-hmm." "I haven't had peanut butter and jelly since." "I can't believe we're doing this again." "All the times we tried to have another one after Seth." "Well, we did have a second one, it just came later in life." "Ah, the more the merrier." "Oh, I just lost my appetite." "I thought you were starving." "Cravings, up and down like a roller coaster." "I'm going to get dressed." "Gordon, it's not Valentine's Day yet." "I don't care, you're my wife, and I'll give you roses anytime I dang well please." "Right." "Well, these are certainly beautiful, but um, I think I need to remind you..." "Oh, I know." "You haven't given me the green light on that marriage proposal." "But I didn't make $900 million by being a pessimist." "Did I mention that there will be no pre-nup?" "Well..." "That is so generous." "But before we get on with the rest of our lives..." "Right, Valentine's Day, and I made reservations at the yacht club as per your request." "And I did take the liberty of booking us, that's you and me, a suite at the Four Seasons." "I mean, here we are, practically man and wife and we still haven't sealed the deal." "I guess I'm just old-fashioned that way." "Well, if I do say so myself, you're in for quite a treat." "Can we just not talk about it?" "Well, I can sum it up in one word." "Don't." "Bang." "Yeah." "(both chuckle)" "Oh, sorry, gorgeous." "I'm just a sucker for that pun." "But seriously now." "I can't wait to take you down to Chinatown." "Right." "Me, too." "Kaitlin, baby, hi." "Hi." "What's up, nerd?" "Wow, who you calling nerd, bird legs?" "You, nerd." "Okay, squirt, you up for some ping-pong?" "You ready to get your ass kicked?" "In your dreams." "You two play ping-pong?" "Oh, yeah." "We got a table at the office and Peanut is getting pretty good." "You think that's lame?" "No, it's, it's..." "It's like totally normal." "Mom, it's just ping-pong." "There's no reason to get emotional about it." "Can I drive the Ferrari?" "No." "Oh, what the hell?" "Get her purring, I'll be there in a second." "You're really good with her, you know that?" "Well, she's like her mom." "She's a special gal and a real kick in the pants." "Bye, sweetie." "If the sea otters disappear completely, then the entire aquatic ecosystem will be disrupted." "I know." "We need the sea otters to eat the sea urchins, otherwise there'd be a sea urchin population explosion, causing some catastrophe involving the kelp forests." "I guess you're pretty sick of me talking about otters." "Not at all." "If I have to share you, I'm glad it can be with otters." "Well, did you know that my Web site got over 8,000 hits yesterday?" "And I'm going to have a video conference with someone from Greenpeace maybe next week." "Wow, I hope you can squeeze me in for Valentine's Day." "Valentine's Day?" "Yeah, it's in two days." "You forgot, didn't you?" "No, of course not." "Here's a psychic, come on." "Do we have to?" "Yes." "Rhode Island." "Not bad." "You'll go there next year to study art." "You'll do well." "Huh." "You're really good, psychic lady." "Do me." "Strong vibration from you, Miss." "Listen, you must beware of falling objects." "Falling objects?" "And you're going to appear in the news with Justin Timberlake." "Oh, good, okay, thank you for your time." "Wait." "This is important." "I see the great love of your life." "Me, too." "The name is coming to me." "I see it." "Let me give you a little help." "Seth." "No." "Seth." "No." "It's George." "George?" "George?" "There's a lot of heat surrounding this name." "You're leaving me for a guy named George?" "No." "She certainly is." "Your destiny is with this George." "Okay, um, Seth why don't you go get me some ice cream?" "Okay." "All right, listen, psychic lady." "My boyfriend, his name is Seth and if anyone's my destiny, it's him, so will you please stop it with all this George stuff?" "Sorry, Summer." "He did it." "No, you did it." "No, I didn't, you did." "You did." "What was that?" "Destiny?" "So this has nothing to do with Valentine's Day?" "No, why would you think that?" "Hmm, I don't know, you, me, romantic dinner, you have some sort of surprise." "Hi, Ryan." "Hey." "Can I talk to you for a minute?" "Would you excuse us?" "No problem." "Thanks." "At least it wasn't a romantic surprise." "The note by my bed." "Yeah, I found it, I went there and I found your dad." "And I don't know, I thought maybe you were trying to reconnect with him." "Taylor, it's my business." "I know, I'm a meddler." "But don't worry, once I lick my stalking addiction,that's next on the list." "But admit it, you can't tell me you haven't been thinking about him, right?" "Ryan, come on, it's just dinner." "Yeah, what are we going to talk about?" "I've never met an awkward silence that I couldn't fill." "Consider it your Valentine's gift to me." "Oh, not that we're celebrating." "Yeah, I knew I was going to pay for that." "Ryan, he's your dad." "Yeah, yeah, one dinner." "Okay." "RYAN:" "Join us." "She gets her way, doesn't she?" "The woman's a bulldozer." "So famous couples through time?" "Yeah, you know, Romeo and Juliet, Fred and Wilma, Sandy and Kirsten Cohen." "Do you think that's a good idea for a collage?" "Seth's going to love it." "And I'm very flattered that Sandy and I made the cut." "Oh." "Whoa." "I have not looked at these for a long time." "Gosh, check out that permage." "Top Gun had just come out." "I wasn't thinking clearly." "I guess not." "(gasps):" "Is that you and Jimmy Cooper?" "Holy guac." "Yeah, that's us at a sweatshirt party." "And here we are at the prom." "Oh, Seth and I have the same picture." "Did you ever think that Jimmy was the one?" "Well, we had planned our lives together." "He was going to work for my father and I was going to throw fabulous dinner parties." "We even had names for our kids." "Then you broke up." "We grew up." "I loved Jimmy a lot when I was your age." "But I changed." "So will you." "When you met Sandy how did you know that he was the one?" "I'd never imagined myself with someone like Sandy." "But it just felt right." "Summer..." "If you're meant to be with Seth, it'll happen." "You just have to be patient." "I'm not very good at that." "No one is." "FRANK:" "So, nothing?" "Really?" "No." "Frank, Ryan thinks it would be better for our relationship if we didn't celebrate Valentine's Day at all." "It's counterintuitive, I know." "How's that plan working out for you?" "Not great." "So Frank, how about you?" "Speaking of romance... you're single, you're ruggedly handsome." "Did you start up any romances with ladies in Newport?" "Well, no." "You know, not really." "Oh, my God, Frank, you're in love." "Love?" "I am not." "Yes, you are." "It's all over your face." "Your lips are quivering, your cheeks are rosy." "Yeah, your cheeks are kind of red." "BULLIT:" "Well, what the hell?" "Frank Atwood, how are you, bud?" "I'm good, how are you, Bullit?" "Uh, confused, that's how." "I thought when you quit the Bullit business you were going to high tail it up to Reno." "Yeah, well, I just stayed a little longer." "I wanted to spend some time with my son." "This is your son?" "Yeah." "Well, well, that's great." "Oh... here comes the little lady." "Every ten seconds she's in the john painting her face, not that I'm complaining." "A number that hot, I don't ask questions." "Hey, Taylor, Ryan." "Hi." "Frank." "Julie." "I thought you were leaving town." "I was... am." "Am!" "(stammers)" "I'll be gone soon enough." "BULLIT:" "Oh, Frank is third-wheeling on a date with his son." "Well, we should get to our table." "I am starving." "BULLIT:" "Yeah, and this one can eat." "And if you ask me, it goes to all the right places." "Gordon, please." "Well, enjoy your dinner." "Good-bye, Frank." "BULLIT:" "Uh, later." "So should we get that check?" "Oh, my God, Frank." "Yeah." "What?" "Are you in love with Julie Cooper?" "r dad and Julie Cooper." "It's just so..." "Incestuous, inappropriate." "Well, look at you being all hyper articulate." "No, I was going to say it's romantic." "How is it romantic?" "It's over, she's with somebody else." "Who she doesn't really love." "Well, maybe she shouldn't marry Bullit-- doesn't mean she should be with my dad." "What if they're meant for each other?" "If we could at least help them get together, then they could have a chance." "Taylor, I remember what he was like, how he treated my mom and us." "Ryan." "You have customers." "Hola, Luis." "Hey, Taylor." "I'll be right there." "I know Julie isn't perfect, but I also know my dad." "She deserves better." "Exactly." "Say, "Go Trojans." BOTH:" "Go Trojans!" "Oh, so cute you guys are going to college together." "Oh, Taryn, we wish you were coming, too." "Aw, well, you know, my dad can't just make a phone call and get me into USC." "Oh, well, c'est la vie." "Don't listen to her." "Sometimes I feel like I'm going to be listening to her snide comments for the rest of my life." "Next year at this time, we're going to have a whole new life." "Without my dad." "Without Taryn, just us... always." "SANDY:" "Hey, baby." "Reservation for tomorrow night at 7:00, is that okay?" "Great." "What are you looking at?" "Oh, just baby pictures of Seth." "I was feeling very nostalgic." "Oh, who could blame you?" "He was a cute kid." "I should get ready, I have a work lunch." "Dude, it's a psychic." "I know." "And Summer says she's not worried, but I can tell she is, which is why I dug into the archives, and came up with evidence that we are, in fact, destined to be together." "It's a piece of loose-leaf, crumpled." "I dug it out of a trash can nine years ago." "Okay, explain that." "This, my friend, marks the first moment that I fell in love with Summer Roberts." "It was the spring... 1998." "Is this a long flashback?" "Because my break is almost over." "Bear with me." "It was the spring, 1998." "Hey, Luke..." "Good news." "Only 11 months and six days until The Matrix comes out." "Eat it, nerd brain." "We're going to start today with more readings of your original poems." "Who are we up to?" "Summer Roberts." "Summer." ""I wish I was a mermaid "and was friends with all the fish" ""A shiny tail and seashells that would be my wish."" "And that is when I knew Summer Roberts was the one." "Dude, the flashback did not take that long." "Hi, Julie." "Or should I say Mrs. Bullit?" "Julie's fine." "I'm making smoothies." "You want one?" "Yeah, sure." "So I haven't really talked to you since you got engaged." "Congrats all over the place." "Well, thank you, but I'm not exactly engaged." "I'm just mulling over Bullit's proposal for a while." "What's there to mull?" "I mean, you're totally in love with him, right?" "You probably can't stop daydreaming about your future together." "And just think, for the rest of your life, you get to be in a bed with Bullit." "Suddenly not in the mood." "Night after night, you and Bullit making love into the wee hours." "You, exploring his body as it gets older, and older." "The skin slackening, you still having to perform your wifely duties." "Taylor, stop." "Admit it, Julie, you've got it bad for Frank Atwood." "What?" "I saw your face last night." "You, Julie Cooper, have a case of the Franks." "Okay, I do..." "I did, or one time or another may have had a case of the Franks, but for reasons that are both personal and complex, I'm staying with Bullit." "Julie, you're different now." "You are no longer the woman who can marry for money." "You need more." "Taylor, I have a child." "I have no job." "I don't even own this house." "Besides, I don't think Ryan would approve." "God knows I've put that kid through enough." "Julie, Ryan's only concern is for you." "He doesn't think his dad's good enough for you." "Ryan Atwood is worried about me?" "Yeah." "How about that." "NEWSCASTER:" "Our answer, right after this break." "(TiVo pausing) Hey, what are you watching?" "(sighs) It's bad." "It's really bad." "Look." "Coming up next, could this young woman be the one to save Newport sea otters?" "Summer, you're a hero." "And guess who's bringing sexy back to Newport?" "That's right, Justin Timberlake is coming to the Bait Shop." "Just how does such a small venue get such big names?" "(TiVo pausing) Falling skateboards, Justin Timberlake..." "Everything the psychic said is coming true." "You know, any second I'm just going to get whisked away by some dude named George." "Relax." "Now I know that psychic has a lot of credibility." "She works at a kiosk, and she doesn't appear to charge for her services, but I think I am a better judge of whether you and I are destined to be together, than her." "And I brought proof." "Happy early Valentine's Day, Summer." "The mermaid poem." "That's how I knew, even in fifth grade, that you were the one." "That's pretty awesome, huh?" "Oh, my God." "I know." "I didn't write this." "What?" "I remember that day." "Okay, Holly, watch this." "* Yo, I'll tell you what I want *" "* What I really, really want. * Oh, my God, Summer, you are Scary Spice." "Ew, Taylor Dorkson alert." "Ew." "Hey, Summer, are you finished with your poem?" "What poem?" "The original poem that we're reading out loud." "We're going in alphabetical order, and we're on "R."" "I already finished mine, even though I'm a "T."" "I may spend my night doing a polish." "Okay." "We're going to start today with more readings of your original poems." "Who are we up to?" "Summer Roberts." "Summer." "Give me your poem." "Summer, have you no ethics whatsoever?" "Okay, you can come to my birthday party." "Really?" "Okay, here." "(paper rustling) Summer, we're waiting." "(softly):" "I wish I was a mermaid.... (sharply):" "Speak up, Miss Roberts." "I wish I was a mermaid and was friends with all the fish." "A shiny tail and seashells, that would be my wish." "Lovely." "But this mermaid poem is... it's our roots, it's our mythology." "What if our mythology is a sham?" "Something that we invented?" "What if we are each other's Jimmy Cooper?" "What?" "You know, the one before the one." "The one that you think is right before you meet your Sandy Cohen?" "Wait, are we saying that because Taylor wrote the poem, she's my Sandy Cohen?" "Because as delicious a twist as that would be, it's not going to happen." "No." "What I'm saying is what if we're not destined to be together?" "That is your cue, Seth, to say that I am wrong." "Mm-hmm." "I'm wrong, right?" "Cue to say I'm wrong, right?" "I don't know anymore." "Julie, we're about to close up." "I just wanted to talk to you." "Look, I..." "I know you told Taylor that you were worried about me being involved with your father." "Nah, that's okay, it's over, so no need to talk about it." "Right." "It is over between us." "Good, I'm glad." "But Ryan, I just wanted you to know that..." "I've been with my fair share of bad guys, and for the record, your dad isn't one of them." "Hey." "Hi." "So what's the plan?" "The Frank and Julie plan?" "Yep." "Yay, you're on board!" "I talked to Julie." "So did I. Lady has a case of the Franks." "But lucky for us it's Valentine's Day tomorrow." "So she'll be going out with Bullit, right?" "We'll just get rid of Bullit and then we will get Frank and Julie together for the most romantic night ever." "So you come over after work, and in the meantime, I'll start making lists." "All right, I'll see you later." "Toodles." "'Sup?" "Kaitlin, were you... eavesdropping?" "Look, my mom loves the Bullit, okay?" "He's rich and he's funny and it's a total slam dunk." "Okay, sweetie, it's a little more complicated than that." "Not to me." "Listen, Townsend, I'm playing for Team Bullit, okay?" "And my team, we always win." "Well, Ryan and I are playing for Team Frank, and our team always wins." "That's funny, because you're going down." "Are you threatening us?" "Totally." "It's war, bitch." "Hi, honey." "Whoa." "Pancakes?" "When is this Valentine's Day tradition going to die?" "I'm sorry that I've been babying you lately." "I'm just feeling a little motherly." "That's okay, I'm feeling a little sulky, so we're a good match." "Summer's going through something, isn't she?" "She's wondering if I'm her Sandy Cohen or her Jimmy Cooper." "Well, I hope I didn't worry her." "So how about you?" "Are you okay?" "Well, Summer and I have this history, or at least I thought we did." "These things that happened to us when we were kids that convinced me we were meant to be together." "Now if those things turn out not to be true..." "Seth, how long have you dated Summer?" "Uh, February... like a million years." "And in that time, how many things has Summer done to convince you that she's the girl for you?" "A lot." "So I think you should focus on that." "The real Summer, and not the one that you worshipped in grade school." "You know what I think?" "What?" "I think that you found your Sandy Cohen." "Aw, aw, me, too." "Mm, Mom, why'd you and Jimmy Cooper break up, anyways?" "It doesn't matter." "Sorry I'm late." "Your dad's working me to the bone." "Not even paying you." "That's an internship for you." "He'll make it up to me after college when I sign my life away to the Newport Group." "Jimmy, we need to talk." "I don't know if I can do this anymore." "Do what?" "Us." "I need to end this." "What are you talking about?" "We have a plan." "Go to college." "Come back here, pick up where we left off." "Jimmy, on paper, all of that makes sense." "But in my heart it just doesn't feel right." "I don't understand." "You don't just wake up one morning and decide to change your entire life." "Whatever it is, we'll figure it out together." "It's already been figured out." "I know what I want to do." "Kirsten, what's going on?" "I got into Berkeley." "And you're going?" "SUMMER:" "Don't you see we are supposed to control our own destiny?" "Mm-hmm." "Or else what's the point of life if it's just something that happens to you?" "Summer?" "Hmm?" "You have a visitor." "(whispers):" "George." "Hi." "I'm Paul, I'm here for GEORGE." "George?" "Yes, The Global Environmental Organization Regarding Greenhouse Emissions." "We've been reading your blog about the sea otters." "I was in the area and I'm here to offer you a job." "We'd like you to come work for us." "Oh..." "GEORGE." "It doesn't matter who it is." "All that you need to know is that the game has changed." "If you want to marry my mom, you're going to have to step your game up." "Well, old Bullit knows how to romance a lady." "I've been married five times." "Check this out." "Emerald earrings for your mom, matches her eyes." "Just toss these, all right?" "I want something better." "I want out-of-the-box thinking." "Hot air balloon ride." "Hot air balloon." "A blimp?" "Oh, heck, squirt, all I care about is that your mom is happy and if I'm not the man for that..." "No, Bullit, buck up." "You want to marry my mom, right?" "Of course." "And you want to be my stepdad." "And play ping-pong with you till I'm old and gray." "Hell, yeah." "Let's go." "Then we need to make a plan." "I want nothing less than the most spectacular Valentine's date ever." "Is one of those planes yours?" "Two of 'em." "TAYLOR:" "Okay, they're gonna play the money card, but we can play the emotion card." "Am I right, Ryan?" "Yeah, you're right." "Okay, Frank, tell me what it is that you love about Julie." "Well, uh..." "She's, uh..." "I forgot what we're dealing with here." "Atwoods on Valentine's Day." "I told you." "Look, I really appreciate this, but you guys don't have to do this for me." "It's not your job." "We want to." "Mm, text from Kaitlin." ""Y'all are going down." "Team Bullit."" "Frank, if we're going to win, you need to give me something here." "Okay, Julie's amazing." "All right?" "She's..." "she's pretty." "She totally gets me?" "Come on." "Dig deeper here!" "Look inside." "What is it that connects you to her?" "We're just... from the same world." "You barely touched your chicken." "I guess I wasn't in the mood for it." "Well, you're feeling nauseous and tired." "So I can't expect you to be dancing on the tables." "If something else is bothering you, tell me." "I hate keeping secrets from you." "I didn't know you were." "There's one thing." "Something that I, I never told you" "Is this about Jimmy Cooper?" "Can we get the check and talk about this at home?" "Thank you." "Mom, hold up." "There's been a change in schedule." "Kaitlin, what's up?" "We have way cooler plans." "And your ride should be here any second." "What is this?" "What is this shirt?" "Nothing, I'm just getting in the spirit of things." "Last-minute ambush." "Should have seen this coming." "How'd you find us?" "Taylor activated the GPS on your phone." "Can I talk to you?" "Damn GPS." "I should have thought of that." "What are you guys, the KGB?" "What's going on?" "I'll explain." "Mom, whatever he says, do not listen to him." "Look, I know you have plans tonight, but I was hoping you'd cancel them." "Oh, you found out about my case of the Franks." "He's waiting for you." "He knows it's a long shot, but I said I'd try to get you to meet him." "I'll drive if you want." "Mom, come on, your ride's here." "Tell your dad that in another life I'd be there." "I'm sorry." "Mm, told you, Atwood." "My team always wins." "I guess so." "Wait." "What?" "What the hell?" "Driver, could you turn the AC on, please?" "(gruff voice):" "Yeah, sure, Ms. Cooper." "I cannot believe this." "Yeah, that's war, bitch." "(voice breaking):" "God, Ryan, how could you be so mean?" "I'm only 15." "Oh, oh, I'm sorry." "I don't know what I was thinking." "Me, either." "You're going down." "Kaitlin..." "I'm following your decoy limo." "Then I'll follow you!" "JULIE:" "Did Bullit buy me a hot dog stand?" "Uh, driver, I don't think this is right." "You're here." "Taylor?" "I don't know what to say." "What is all this?" "Go, say it, like we practiced." "Go." "Okay." "Uh, this is sort of a testament to where we came from." "But I really want tonight to be about where we could go." "It's just a promise ring." "I know it's not fancy." "I wish I could offer you more, but this is all I have." "And that is that I love you, the real you." "Frank, I..." "KAITLIN:" "Mom, the Bullit's waiting." "Frank, I'm sorry." "I have one daughter left and she loves Bullit, even if I don't." "I'm sorry, Frank." "And then after we had Seth and we were trying for a second and nothing was happening," "I thought it was some kind of karmic payback." "Well, now you know it doesn't work like that." "Why didn't you ever say anything?" "Part of it was timing." "It had only been a month." "But then the best thing in the world happened to me." "Mondale and Ferraro." "Mondale and Ferraro, path to equality." "No, thanks." "What are you, a Republican?" "Oh, I'm sorry, did you catch it from your parents?" "I hear it's hereditary." "I guess I did." "Well, if you don't want a pamphlet, here, have a pin, on me." "I might wear it, but only because it's stylish." "You know, if you're not a pamphlet reader, I could take you to coffee tell you all about why Mondale and Ferraro are gonna lose." "If you're so sure they're gonna lose, why bother?" "I don't know, it feels right." "So... coffee?" "KIRSTEN:" "I guess I had fate on my mind when I got you this gift." "Where on Earth did you find this?" "I turned the house upside down." "If it hadn't been for Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro, there never would have been a Seth Cohen." "There wouldn't be a Ryan." "And whoever this is going to be..." "All because of that one day." "My lucky day." "My lucky day." "Okay, I admit it-- I put way too much stock into that poem." "I'm not the girl that you thought I was." "You're not." "You, Summer, are better." "See, back then you were just this fantasy." "You were this little girl, who, when I would see, you would either ignore me, or make an obscene gesture and keep on walking." "Yeah, I kind of remember that, sorry." "But now look at you." "You fight for sea otters." "You've befriended Taylor Townsend." "You're an incredible mom to that bunny." "I guess I have changed." "You've evolved." "And over the last 950 days we've been dating... and, yes, I've counted, and yes, I counted the Zach era, because, really, who were we kidding?" "...I've watched you grow into this incredible woman." "And that is who I love." "Thanks, Cohen." "What's wrong?" "I met GEORGE." "I'll kill him." "This guy came by from GEORGE to recruit me." "He heard about my work with the sea otters and invited me to travel across the country and talk to college kids about voting next November." "What about Brown?" "I'd have to defer a year, live on a bus." "Sounds like a great gig." "I don't know that we could see each other." "So you have to choose between me and GEORGE." "That's the thing-- I don't know that I have to." "I do believe that you are my destiny, I do, Seth." "But I just don't know that you're my only destiny." "Here." "Happy Valentine's Day." "Mm-hmm." "I picked couples through time." "Oh, and where are we?" "I was hoping that someday we could go in the middle." "So can I tell you what Bullit's surprise is?" "I can't hold it any longer." "Sure." "His plane is sitting on the tarmac gassed up and ready to take you anywhere in the world." "Mom, you're going to be spending Valentine's Day anywhere in the world that you want to go." "I mean, that's pretty amazing." "Yeah." "Yeah, it really is." "No." "Mom..." "Squirt, where the heck's your mom?" "I know I asked you to be my stepdad." "Do you mind being my friend instead?" "So Julie's had enough of the old Bullit, eh?" "We can still play ping-pong together." "Come on." "You know, I let you win." "No, you don't." "Yes, I do." "In your dreams." "You ever see that movie Casablanca?" "No." "It goes like this:" "Peanut, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." "Come on, luck be a lady, luck be a lady." "Oh!" "I can't believe this, I didn't win." "Shocking." "Well, if it's any consolation, though, this soft serv is outstanding." "Would anyone like seconds?" "Yeah, I would." "Yeah, me, too." "Thank you." "Sorry things didn't work out with you and Julie." "Hey..." "I'm sitting here sharing ice cream with my kid." "It's been a long time since I've done that." "Tell me that's her." "That's her." "I'm suddenly nervous." "You're going to be great." "I'm having the strangest craving for a corn dog." "There may be one left." "Seat?" "How about that?" "Fourth quarter, Team Frank comes through in the clutch." "Oh, yeah." "True love on Valentine's Day." "What more could you ask for?" "Yeah..." "Hey, uh, so, you know, we reserved the limo for another two hours." "What do you say we drive down the beach?" "Uh, that sounds suspiciously like a Valentine's Day date to me." "I don't know, that might make us break up." "What if I said I had newfound faith?" "I would say I agree." "I have newfound faith." "I agree." "Okay." "Onward, Jeeves." "Yes, yes, yes, to the beach." "=The Last Fantasy=- Proudly Presents"

"Dang!" "Hooked it." "Dude sure doesn't look much like his head shot anymore." "That's what 20-some years of the bottle looks like." "Must've been some hard-ass years." "Sure this isn't a waste of time?" "You like driving balls." "10 bucks, hit him." "Three swings." "You're on." "But you know what I'm saying." "Waits confessed." "Why you always got to look a gift horse in the mouth?" "Arthur Delacroix endured prolonged abuse, then goes missing?" "Father tells the daughter he reported it, but doesn't." "That puts Sam Delacroix out there, prime suspect." "Unless somebody else confesses." "We always get false confessions." "Waits is a psychopath." "How'd he know about the starfish?" "I'm just saying." "Nice shot, Tiger." "I get to be Tiger 'cause I'm black?" "Because you're good." "No cigar, but you're pissing him off." "You think it's so easy, you try it." "I don't golf." "Golf is a great sport." "Golf is not a great sport." "If you can smoke and drink while you're doing it, it's not a sport." "Well, it might relax you." "Lord knows you need it." "There's more to life than work." "Get your wallet out, Harry." "That's what I'm talking about!" "Ooh." "Now that we got his attention, we gonna go talk to him or what?" "No, we go to Palm Springs, talk to the mother, get some background, brace pops." "Let's go." "Aren't we forgetting something, partner?" "See, don't be like that." "I hate to lose." " Hey." "Harry." " Yo." "You, uh, you in a hurry?" "Having lunch with Billets." "Edgar and I are going down to Palm Springs to do an interview." "You guys get all the boondoggles." " Let me talk to you." " Yeah." "I need the room." " Am I in trouble?" " No." "The deputy chief's son, George?" "Not a bad cop, what I hear." "Yeah, well, he can stray off the reservation from time to time." " And...?" " And when Officer Pierce and Irving Junior pulled over this Waits character, apparently Irving deliberately punched in the wrong plate number because he wanted to search the van." "Guess he reversed a couple of numbers." " An old-school move." " I know." "Did it myself a couple times back in the day." "But the thing is, Harry, a case like this, you do not want a hinky probable cause on the van search." "So, tell Pierce to keep his mouth shut." "Yeah, well, that's where the rubber hits the fucking road, my friend, because apparently this Pierce is some kind of eagle scout, wants me to file a complaint." " Goes to paper, it fucks the case." " Yeah." "And me." "You ever go camping, accidentally wipe your ass with poison oak?" "Okay." "So, no." "But if I write Junior up," "Irving's the camper and I'm the poison oak." "Not only that, if I don't file, then all of a sudden I've got a failure-to-take-action gripe coming at me from Officer Pierce." "It's fucking department politics." "Don't worry about it." "I'll talk to Pierce." "You will?" "Thanks, Harry." "I owe you." "Nice analogy." "Kind of a hike to Palm Springs." "Why don't you just call her, tell her her son's dead?" "I want to look her in the eyes." "Edgar's gonna want to stop at the Outlets." "Got to hand it to him." "He always looks correct." "He's a clothes horse." "He's got more shoes than you do." "You holding up okay, Harry?" "Ask your questions." "Arthur's mom was absent, too." "I'm curious about her." "If she hadn't abandoned the kids, maybe the boy would still be alive." "Who knows?" "Well... just don't make the Delacroix murder too personal, okay?" "It is personal." "I'd be lying if I told you any different." "That's how I work." "You talk to your kid recently?" "Supposed to talk tonight." "She calls me Harry." "It's just a phase." "I wouldn't worry about it." " Any word from downtown?" " Belk called." "They're gonna read the verdict" " first thing tomorrow morning." " Mm." "Finish your lunch, Harry." "You've got a long drive ahead of you." "When we get down near Cabazon, pull off on exit 104." " I want to stop at the Outlets." " I knew it." " It's not like it's out of the way." " We got work to do." "I want to get something new." "Man's got to dress a certain way when he's on the job." "You're obsessed with clothing." "You're like a chick, man." "An ugly chick, but a chick." "See, I can't expect an off-the-rack, men's wear house motherfucker like you to understand." "I'm not stopping." "Please." "I'll buy you a pack of those bubblegum cigarettes on account you don't smoke no more." "Still not stopping." " Make it fast, Shoedog." " I know just what I want." "A pair of double-buck monk straps in tan with a wingtip detailing on the vamp." "I got wingtips." "They're brown." "No vamp, though." "I'm not talking about those florsheim clodhoppers you wear." "These shoes are called the burns." "Made in Italy by To Boot New York." "Let me ask you something." "If they're made in Italy, why is the company called To Boot New York?" "For real?" "I'm just saying." "Hey." "You guys on the clock?" "Here to see Christine Waters, 312 Deep Waters Drive." "And will she know what this is about?" "Not unless she's psychic." "Hold on." "Deep Waters Drive?" "In the desert?" "Second husband was Ralph Waters." "He built this development." "She landed in the high cotton." "Bailed on her first family, ends up here?" "Ain't it the truth?" "Mrs. Waters wants to know what this is about." "We'll discuss it privately with her." "We have a court order." "Open the gate." "You know, that tough-guy routine might work okay in L.A." "but out here in the desert, we like to do things a... a little differently." "Mrs. Waters, please." "Eugene said you had a court order." "May I see it, Detective?" "He must have misunderstood." "I said we could get one." "Well, you're here now." "Let's get this over with, whatever this is." "It's about your son, Mrs. Waters." " Arthur." "How do you know about..." " He's dead." "He was murdered." "Oh, my god." "Please, sit down." " Have you been in contact with him?" " No." "No." "I lost touch with him a long time ago." "His remains were recently found up on Laurel Canyon." "We identified him through his medical records." "Wh... when did... okay." "He would have been... 32 last August." "Send him a card?" " Excuse me?" " Oh." "Right." "You'd lost touch." "Your daughter said he disappeared 20 years ago." "I didn't know." "We believe he was murdered shortly after he disappeared." "Oh, god." "All these years, no contact with your family?" "No." "Nothing at all?" "About a year after I left," "I drove by the house one night to check on the children, hoping to get a glimpse of them, make sure they were okay." "But the drapes were drawn and..." "I didn't stop." "Well, why not?" "I was afraid of what my ex-husband would do if he saw me." "When you filed for divorce, you cited physical abuse." "Sam beat me." "I ran away." "I thought that the children would be better off without me." "Better off?" "With an abusive alcoholic?" "I'd like you to leave now, both of you." "If there's anything further, you can contact my attorney." "Give us a moment, Jerry?" "I want you to go, too." "Mrs. Waters, you do want us to try and find your son's killer?" "Of course." "I..." "I gave this to Artie." " Where did you find it?" " It was recovered from the gravesite." "Do you remember where you bought it?" "Uh..." "No, I..." "I probably picked it up somewhere." "A yard sale, maybe?" "Mrs. Waters, did you ever see your husband, your... your ex-husband strike the children?" "No, I was his punching bag, Detective." "Just me." "Why?" "Do you think Sam killed Arthur?" "We don't know who killed your son." "We're still in the very early stages of our investigation." "What about funeral arrangements?" "I mean, I suppose I should..." "Well, you could contact the coroner." " Yeah." " Or you could call your daughter." "Sheila?" "What does she look like?" "Like you." "A little taller, maybe." "Does she have a family, or..." "Not that I'm aware of." "She's still in the same house." "She is?" "She stayed there... in case your son ever came home." "The bitch got under my skin." "You know how she talked about driving by her old house, trying to get a glimpse of her kids through the windows at night?" "I do that." "More than I care to say." "I had everything, man." "I didn't know it." "I fucked up, screwed around, other women." "I was weak like that." "Now I find myself outside my own damn house at night, looking at my kids through glass." "But you know what?" "Wrong as I was, I'm still in their lives." "This woman in there, she just gave up and walked away." "Said she never saw the husband hit the kids." "You think he started beating Arthur after she left?" "I do." "I bet that's exactly what she's thinking right now." "Christine Waters lived a different kind of hell." "She's still in it." "Officer Pierce." "Sir." " Second for me?" " What's up?" " It's Rondell, right?" " I go by Ron." " So, Ron, this beef with your partner..." " Guy's a cowboy." "I beef him, I'm fucked." "I don't, I'm fucked." "So, if I'm gonna end up fucked," "I'm gonna get fucked doing the right thing." "And you can tell that to the deputy chief." "I'm not here 'cause of Irving or his son." "Then why?" "Look." "Your complaint goes to paper, it becomes official record." "Waits gets kicked loose." "The judge has no choice because you've made it official that the probable cause on the stop was tricked." "You want that?" "No, man." "That's definitely not what I want." "Right. 'Cause you saw in the back of the van, right," " what Waits did?" " Yeah." "I saw." "Okay." "So, you got a problem." "There's ways to solve it in-house without compromising the case." "So, what do I do?" "I got to protect myself." "This job's all I got, and I don't have a deputy chief daddy watching my six." "Yeah." "How about I talk to Mankiewicz, get you a new partner?" " Squared-away cat like yourself?" " I don't know, the others figure I bitched out George, treat me like a leper." "Mank will handle it." "You two made the big bust." "Time to separate you, spread out the street smarts." "That might work." "I got this." "Hey." "Hey." "I was just about to change into my civvies." "Feel like grabbing a bite?" "We could squeeze into one of those booths at Dan Tana's." "I'd like to." "I just got back from a road trip." "Shitloads of paperwork." "I've got to return calls." "I can wait." "Thing is, I promised my daughter I'd call her tonight." "Rain check?" "Yeah, sure." " Is everything okay?" " Yeah, fine." "It's the case." "I'm just a little distracted, you know?" " Yeah." " Maybe tomorrow?" "Cool." "Call me." "What?" "I know that look." "Yeah, if anyone would..." "Mm." " Hello?" " Hey, it's Harry." "Harry." "Has there been a verdict?" " Tomorrow." " Good luck." "Thanks." "It was horrible, bringing up your mom." "It's all over the Internet." "Yeah." "What are you gonna do?" " Is she there?" " Yeah." "Hold on." "Maddie, your dad's on the phone!" "You just caught us." "We're on our way out to soccer practice." "Here she is." "Hey, Maddie." "Hey, Harry." "Soccer practice at night?" "Yeah." "Too hot during the day." "Plus, skin cancer." "Hello." "Good point." "Are you coming for Christmas?" "I'm working on it." "Hope so." "Well, I should go." "Coach makes us run laps if we're late." "Is everything okay?" "Getting used to Vegas?" "Yeah." "Vegas is okay." "Kind of bright and shiny, you know?" "Put on your shades." "I'll talk to you in a couple days." "Good?" "Okay." "Bye, Harry." "I love y..." "Have a good one." "Thank you." "Has the jury reached a verdict?" "Yes, we have, Your Honor." "We, the jury, duly empanelled and sworn in the case of Rosa Flores versus Hieronymus Bosch and the city of Los Angeles, upon our oaths do find in favor of plaintiff Rosa Flores." "We find full damages to be $1." "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, thank you for your service." "What did she say?" "A dollar?" "That's some bullshit." "I was right as rain with that shooting." "Oh, come on." "Take yes for an answer, Harry." "Will ya?" "The jury's made a statement." "Yeah, that I fucked up." "No, that you got a bad guy off the street, you just bent the rules a little too far." "Well, I can appeal if you want me to." "Come on." "You're not serious." "You wouldn't." "It was a rhetorical suggestion, Harry." "Harry." "Feeling good about yourself, Counselor?" "Just another day at the office." "You seem pretty pleased for someone who just won her client a dollar." "What's your cut... 33 1/3 cents?" "I did a little better than that, Detective." "The plaintiff won, so I'm not limited to" " my piece of her dollar." " No?" "No." "Mrs. Flores won't be paying my legal fees." "That obligation will fall to the city of Los Angeles." " How much?" " Ballpark," "I'll probably bill them $550,000." "Good luck with that." "Oh, they'll squawk, go through the motions." "Little do-si-do around the dance floor a couple of times, do the ritual back-and-forth." "And then we'll settle at $250,000, $275,000?" "So they call you Money." "That, they do." "See you around, Detective." "Most likely in court." "Guys like you never stop stepping on their own dicks." "You must be relieved." "Could have been worse." "Let's walk the river." "They've done a good job down here." "Long way to go, but not the absolute joke it used to be." "Still a giant concrete gutter." "Cities need gutters, Bosch." "The district attorney's authorized a field trip for Raynard Waits, tomorrow." "Why would he do that?" "Photo op, publicity stunt, to jump-start his mayoral campaign." "You were gonna convince him" "Waits lied about killing Arthur Delacroix." "Waits is lying." "Attention is his M.O." "He wants the spotlight as much as O'Shea does." "This field trip makes him king for a day." "Well, he's convinced O'Shea." "Send some people up therewith gas probes." "I'm guessing they won't find any bodies buried up there." "O'Shea won't be put off." "You want him to fail." "I don't want any blowback on the department." "Security is tight as a presidential motorcade, and I'm making you Waits' chaperone." "It's Johnson and Moore's case." "Not the bones on the hill." "They're yours." "So I want you in charge of this fishing expedition, Detective." "In case anything goes wrong." "I suspect your instincts are right and this is just a scam on Waits' part." "It'd be a disaster for the department were O'Shea to be elected mayor." "And for you." "I'm a native son of South Central, Bosch." "I would hate to have to go somewhere else to become a chief of police." "Although that might make some people happy." "Not necessarily." "The devil you know..." "Hey." "Hi." " You're surprised." " A little." "You're out of uniform." "You forgot." "A little." "You said you were gonna call." "Just hung up with this assignment." "Everything kind of went out the window." " What's the assignment?" " Raynard Waits, guy with the body in his van." "We're taking him out on a field trip tomorrow," " see if he's full of shit." " Hmm." "You gonna invite me in or make me stand out here all night?" "Yeah." "Come in." "This isn't jazz." "What are you playing?" "My daughter e-mailed me a playlist." "You want a drink?" "We can go out on the deck." "Later." "You're learning." "That's right." "I even got my own car." "That's how you do it." "You want I start a pot of coffee?" "I got to go, but I can put it on for you." "No, I'm good." "I hope you're not too worn out." "I know you got a big day today." "Wish I could go with you." "Any chance of getting me on that detail?" "Assignment's already made." "But thanks." " You don't think I'm ready." " It's not that." "We got it covered." "It's all officers with a lot of time on the job." "No salty boots." "You'll have your day in the sun." "When?" "Chomping at the bit." "Always." "Chow time, chow time, chow time." "All inmates, assemble in front of your bunks." "No talking and tuck your shirts in." "Attention in the compound, inmate Garcia..." "last 3-1-0-8, come to kitchen." "I like your suit, Crate." " It's a nice cut on you." " Oh, yeah." "Thanks." "The wife said she was tired of me looking like a used car salesman." "Sent me one of those guys from Hong Kong, flies into the States for a few days, works out of a hotel room near L.A.X." "Yep." "I got the pinstripe." "It's a little hot." "But it makes me look slender, right?" "You're about to blow away." "You're good to rock 'n' roll." "All yours, Detective." "Officer, take ahold of him, put him in the van." "Where's your attorney?" "I fired her." "I'm representing myself." "Pull any shit, I'll flip your "off" switch." "You got it?" " Got it." " Good." "Load him up." "Not too late to stop this side show." "What are you afraid of, Bosch?" "Let's go solve some murders, Detective." "Make some headlines?" "A video record is essential to this inquiry." "We find any kill sites or graves, we're gonna need one." "Sir, this is just another photo op, and I'm on the record with you here and now..." "I don't like it." "Duly noted." "Now let's go." "Our initial stop is in East L.A." "Where Waits killed his first victim." "That would be your case, Detective." "I guarantee you it never happened." "Yeah, that remains to be seen, doesn't it?" "I'm in the van with Waits." "Everybody on channel eight." "You ever notice, weather's always so nice around Christmas and new year's?" "They say when people back east see the rose parade on TV, they pack their bags for California." "Well, you grew up here." "It's easy to take it for granted, right?" "Sell your bullshit somewhere else, Waits." "Aww." "That's not polite." "I'm sorry you're skeptical, Detective." "I'm telling the truth." "You know, I read about you, Detective." "Up from such sad beginnings, from that place where they put you after..." "Your mother was taken." "And now look at you, a man on a mission." "Isn't that what they say about you?" "Or what you say about yourself?" "No family." "No life." "Only cases." "Only... the mission." "You sit at home at night, every night, all alone, surrounded by files and photos of dead people." "So, talk about this first stop, Waits, where you supposedly killed Arthur Delacroix 20 years ago." "Actually, it was much easier than you think, getting the boy into the van." "I was cruising the boulevard one night." "There he was with his little backpack." "He was standing there so forlorn, like he didn't have a friend in the world." "I pulled over." "I didn't really think about it." "I just pulled over." "Rolled down the window." "Said, "hi."" ""Want to go to the movies?"" "He wanted to." "Ahead, you see the bridge." "Under the bridge, that's where he died." "We're going off-road here." "Left under the bridge." "Our first location is ahead." "Yeah." "Under the bridge." "Here." "We stop here." "It's so empty." "It's changed so much." "You think of all the people who used to work here, all gone." "How would you know?" "My father worked here." "They said that's why he got sick." "Asbestos and fiberglass got in his lungs." "Anyway, he died." "And that was that." "Too bad." "We're going in there, Waits." "Remember what we talked about before." "I know." "You'll put me in the trunk, and I'll never seethe light of day again." "Okay." "Everybody, listen up." "All right." "We're all aware of the security risk here." "Mr. Waits is gonna direct us to the crime scenes, and we will be on top of his every move." "If and when we find crime scenes, we pull Waits out and call in the coroner." "Any questions?" "Okay." "Let's bring him out." "Emergency power, back there on the wall." "Crate, check it." "Got it." "Where to?" "That way, through there." "There's stairs down to the underneath." "So, that's where you took him?" "That's where I took them all, down there." "Jerry, clear it." " Clear!" " Let's go." "Come on." "Keep moving." "Where are these stairs?" "Just through there, Detective." "We're almost there." "I can't wait to show you." "Oh, shit." "Stand him up." "Up!" "Ah, Jesus Christ." " He's all right." "He's just got a bloody nose." " I think it's broken." "Barrel, go get that first aid kit out of the van." "Yeah, sure." "You got it." "Maybe we should loosen his shackles." "We don't need a lawsuit here." " No fucking way." " Bosch, just do it." "We need to get downsteps to the basement." "We got security covered." " This is a bad idea." " You're overruled." "Now loosen his hands." "If he trips again, he needs to be able to break his fall." " Are you fucking kidding me?" " Just do it, Detective!" "Jesus Christ." "Hold him still." "We get down in the basement, you're going back on the fucking chain." "You got me?" "Hey." "This thing works." "Okay." "So, we take the elevator down." " Crate, put him back on the chain." " All right." "Give me your hands." "What if I fall again?" "Then you break your nose again, so watch your step." "Get your hands up." "Waits," " when was the last time you were here?" " Not too long ago." "Oh, shit!" "Harry, don't!" "Officer needs help." "Shots fired." "Officer down." "Get me an R.A. unit now!" "I got one dead and one wounded officer..." "Deputy D.A. Escobar, Detective Robert Moore." "My partner is in foot pursuit, and his direction of travel is unknown." "It's okay." "Have all units stay within a two-block radius of my location." "Hang in there, buddy." "What's the ETA of the R.A. unit?" "We're in the L.A. River on Sixth Street." "6W22 be advised." "We have a 187 suspect fleeing on foot." "White male, blue L.A. county jumpsuit." "We need an airship now!" "Hey!" "Hey, I need your truck." "Police business." "Out now." "Keep 'er running." " You're not police." " No shit." "Por favor." "All right." "You're good." "Come on through." "How's Crate?" "He's breathing." "They're taking him to county." "O'Shea?" "First cockroach out of dodge." "Did you get it?" " Tell me you got it." " I got it, yeah, but he took the card." " Who took the card?" " O'Shea." " Son of a bitch." " There's the cloud, you know?" " What do you mean, the cloud?" " The backup to the cloud." "If you have a drive, I'll dub you a copy." "Fuck O'Shea." "Did you see what he did back there?" "I don't have a drive." "I do." "Make me a copy, then erase it from the cloud." "I gave you one directive, Bosch." "One." " Yeah, you did." " You were to see that Waits and this operation were secure." "And what did you do?" "You shit the bed." "You got what you wanted." "O'Shea's prospects for mayor are in the shitter." "He'll be lucky to keep his job as D.A." "Waits was officially in your custody, Detective." "So, technically, you, not O'Shea, lost Waits." "And you can be sure that's how he will spin it." "Do you have any idea what kind of position that puts this department in?" "My guy got shot up behind this bullshit." "This whole situation's fugazi." "Fugazi." "Exactly." "And now we have to un-fuck it, don't we, Detective?" "Detective Bosch, care to comment?" " How's he doing?" " Prepping him for surgery." " Is he gonna make it?" " Fingers crossed." " What went wrong out there?" " Everything." "You're gonna be all right, brother." "Don't worry." "I'm gonna get it back for you." "Waits got his badge, too." "Oh, shit." "Shit." "Shit." "This is bad." " Could've been me." " What do you mean?" "I handed Waits off to Crate, told him to re-cuff him to the chain." "Waits made his move then." "Harry." " You okay?" " Yeah, I'm fine." "Crate's in bad shape." "They're asking for blood." "That's never good." "See you later, okay?" "Where you going?" "Back to division, help out with the phones in case somebody dimes Waits off." "Because I'm gonna be there when we find him." "Come on!"

"[glass cracks]" "[birds chirping]" "_" "[panting]" "[phone beeps] [beeps]" " [man] Hey, Lacie!" " Hey!" "[giggles] [phone beeps]" "[camera clicks]" "["send" alert plays] [phone beeps]" "[giggles] [giggles]" "[giggles] [laughing hysterically]" "[Lacie] Ryan?" "[combat sounds on headset]" "Ryan!" " [yells] - [explosion on headset]" " I was holding a bomb!" " [man] Come on!" "Sorry, guys." "Landlord is sending buyers over today so... put your pants on." "Maybe if I don't, it'll scare 'em off and we can stay here." "[singsong] Not an option, Ryan." "Lease is up in four weeks." "Hey, I'm thinking of you." "I've got somewhere to go." "Nate's roommate took a job in Phoenix so I get his place." " Okay." " Now who's the slow poke?" "I'm... seeing some places over lunch." "Catch you later." "[gunfire on headset]" "Sorry, that was my sister." "Yeah." "Yeah, I bet you'd love to." "[man] Jasmine tea?" "[child giggles] [phone beeps]" "[man] And that's one Brushed Suede." "You want a cookie with that?" " It's on the house." " Sounds awesome. [giggles]" " [Lacie giggles] - [phone beeps]" " See you tomorrow, JJ." " See you, Lacie." "[laughs] [gasps] Oh, I saw your boy in the fire hat just now!" "So cute!" " Yeah, he's really something." " [laughs] [phone beeps]" "[chuckles softly]" "[laughs]" "[camera shutter clicks]" "Hmm." "[phone beeps] [phone beeps repeatedly]" "[elevator bell dings]" "Hey, Lacie!" " Bets, it's great to see you!" " You too." "[Lacie giggles]" "[cat meows]" "[Lacie] How's Pancakes?" "He's hilarious." "Such a funny cat." "Just the best." "[both laugh]" " Are you still at Hoddicker?" " Mm-hmm." " Yeah." "It's going pretty great." " Good to hear." " So what brings you back here?" " New job, first day." " First day?" " At Blankman-Harper." "Whoa!" "Top floor!" "That's..." " Well, good luck." " I know, right?" "[laughs]" "It's great you're still happy at Hoddicker." " Well, maybe not forever." " No, not forever." " But for now..." " It's OK for now." "It's great for now, yes." "Yes, it is." "[chattering] [phone ringing]" "[phone beeps]" "[beeping]" "[waves crashing, seagulls squawk]" "Lacie, I got you a smoothie." "Got one for everyone, actually." "Still a bunch of them for grabs." "They're from the organic stall at the farmers' market." "Sure." "Okay." "[gasps]" "Mmm!" "[phone beeps]" "Thank you." "Thank you." "[whispers] We're kind of not talking to Ches." " 3.1?" "What happened?" " Him and Gordon split up." "Oh..." " Poor Ches." " No, no, no, we're all on Gordon's side." "Sure!" "Obviously." "Ches is kissing ass." "Trying to scrape himself back." "Of course, if it drops below two-five, then it's... bye-bye." "[phone beeps] [both gasp]" "[phone beeps]" "_ [phone beeping]" "[ringtone chiming]" "[Lacie] Hello?" " [Ryan] Yo, they're taking it." " Who?" "The couple the landlord sent over." "I heard them talking." "Okay." "So, now we move into the light space area." "Ideal for special times with loved ones." " Great food, great company." " Mm-hmm!" " [phone beeps]" " Whoa!" "[laughs] [woman] Sampled your photo stream to make her." "Great hair!" "[woman] Styled free of charge at the members' salon." "Oh, my God. [giggles]" "[Lacie] It's hilarious!" "[woman] You like him?" " He's okay." " He doesn't come with the apartment." "[both laugh]" "But there is a bar and restaurant on site, tenants only." "We have unparalleled metrics on romantic geneses." "Uh-huh." "[woman] I gotta say, these places are going like "that."" " So don't delay if you're interested." " Oh, I'm more than interested." "Standard occupancy on a minimum six-month contract, we're talking... this much." " How often are the payments?" " That's weekly." " Okay." " [woman laughs]" " A little more than expected?" " Yeah." "There's options." "You know our Prime Influencers Programme?" " Do I qualify for that?" " No." "No, you don't." "We'd need you around a 4.5." "4.5?" "Hit 4.5 and there's a 20% discount." " 4.5." " That's right." "[sighs] [laughs] [sighs]" "[laughter]" "[beeps]" "[laughs softly]" "Pelican Cove?" "What is this?" "A eugenics programme?" " A lifestyle community." " No one is this happy." "A two-year-old with a fucking balloon isn't this happy." "It's actually a pretty cool place." "Like you'd even qualify." "There's nothing I can do, sir." "[man] Well, it's not hopeless, you're clearly a tryer." "That's the sense you get just from... me?" "From your rep report analytics." "If we drill down into the numbers, you've got a solid popularity arc here." "Strong overall trajectory." "Let's just look at the last 24 hours." "You see, even..." "What's that?" "8:40 a.m. You're working hard on your socials." " Great little uptake there." " Okay." "Couple of minor dings there." "You cut someone off in traffic?" "Oh, just a workplace thing. [laughs]" "Okay." "Let's check on your sphere of influence." "Let me zoom out here." "Great peripherals." "Strangers like you, that's a plus." " Healthy inner circle." "It's good." " Thank you. [giggles]" "There's a ways to go, but 4.5 is certainly achievable." "How long do you think?" " To hit 4.5?" " Mm-hmm." "Well, barring a major setback, a public disgrace kind of deal, I'd say 18 months or so." "Oh, I need more short term." "Like... much more. [laughs]" "Then you'll need a boost." " What kind of a boost?" " Well..." "Most of your interactions are confined to your inner circle and they're largely, pardon the term, mid-to low-range folks." "Same with your outer circle." "You've got a ton of reciprocal five stars from service industry workers, but there's not much else." "At least as far as I can see." "So in terms of quality, you could use a punch up right there." "Ideally, that's up votes from quality people." " Quality people?" " High fours." "Impress those up-scale folks, you'll gain velocity on your arc and there's your boost." "[phone beeps]" "[panting]" " Oh, hi, JJ!" " Hey, Lacie!" " Keith!" "Hello." " Lacie!" " [Keith] You look great today." " Thank you!" " Door won't open." "I'm on 2.4." " Sorry, Ches." "I'm late." "I just need some stars, please!" "Fuck!" "[elevator bell dings]" " Oh, hi!" " Hi!" " How's it going at Blankman?" " Just great." " Well, I bet you work... good there." " Thank you." "Would you like a croissant?" "They gave me an extra at the coffee place." " Oh, no, I already ate." " Okay, sure." "All good." "Yes." "Yeah." " [elevator bell dings]" " Well, here's me, so..." " [giggles] - [phones beep]" "Don't try too hard." "It's impossible to respect." "High fours can smell it a mile off." "Just be you." "Authentic gestures, that's the key." " That's time up, I'll catch you later." " Oh, could I just ask... [phone chirps]" "[beeping]" "[camera clicks] [chirps]" "[mutters]... "Mr. Rags."" "_" "_ [exhales]" "[sighs] [beeps]" "[laughs]" "[gasps]" "Shit!" " What the fuck is that?" " Tapenade." "Want some?" "Who even are you?" "It's just something I wanna eat, Ryan." "[phone beeps] [gasps]" "Oh, my God." " What is it?" " Naomi!" "Shit!" "Old school, el perfecto Naomi?" "You guys keep in contact?" "Ryan, just go!" "Go!" "[Lacie] Oh, my God!" "Nay-Nay, how are you?" "[giggles]" "I was just fixing myself a snack." "Oh, Lace, could I just say I am so happy to see your face?" " Me too." "It's been..." " Too long." " Way too long." " And that's my fault." " No, it's mine." "Everything is just so..." " Everything's just so..." "Crazy!" "Oh, it's so good to see you." "When you posted that Mr. Rags photo..." "I know, Mr. Rags!" "I just had to call and talk to you because..." "Whoo-hoo!" "[screams, laughs]" "Wow!" "That's a... big ring!" "[laughs]" "Congratulations!" "Who's the, um..." "Paul?" "He is great." "So smart." "Just sweet." "I know you're gonna love him." "Uh-huh." "So, anyways, the big day..." "Yes, when is it?" "So, we're getting married in a month on his family's estate up here on the island." "This place outside Port Mary, Honeysuckle." "You heard of it?" "No, but..." "Well, it's a private island." "[singsong] Take a looooook!" "Oh, wow!" "That is... [giggles]" "I know, right?" "So... can you make it?" "Are you kidding?" "Of course." "Great, cool, cos I was wondering if..." "Lace, do you think..." "Would you be my maid of honour?" "Seriously?" "Oh, my God." "I mean, you've got such cool friends now." "Are you sure?" "Remember when we used to plan our dream weddings when we were, like, 11?" " I know but we haven't s..." " I don't know, just seeing Mr. Rags..." "All the memories." "It just brought things home." "Oh, Nay-Nay." "I know we haven't kept in touch as much as I'd have liked and that is totally my fault, but this is a big day." "A big life day and I want my oldest friend with me, my oldest friend." "I want you by my side." "Oh, my God." "Thank you." "What do I have to..." "Not much to it." "A speech, mainly." "Speech?" "Of course!" "Mm-hmm." "How big's the crowd?" "Oh, my gosh, like..." "[sings] hundreds!" "It's a crazy guest list." "I'll send it now." "Paul's invited so many, I don't want to call them big deals, but they're all, like, 4.7 or above." "Uh-huh." "Nay-Nay, I will not let you down. [giggles]" "Don't sweat too much!" "Just talk about old memories." " Sure." " How we were, any old things." " Gotcha." " I'll ping you some anecdotes." " That would be great." " And what's your dress size?" "Oh, um..." "I'll tell you what, I'll just send you a four." " Perfect." " We got matching bridesmaids dresses." "Well, anyway... [both scream] [both laugh]" "Love you, Lay." "You too, Nay-Nay!" "[giggles]" "Oh!" "Bye." "[laughs nervously] [beeping] [sighs]" "What was that?" "The F-word?" "You two pussy pals now?" "[sighs] Shut up." " She was always mean to you." " No, she wasn't." " She had that rhyme about you." " That was a game." " What about when she cut your hair?" " I asked her to." "She fucked Greg." "She... did not fuck Greg. [laughs]" "She looked hot." "I'll give her that." "[man] Okay." "Impressive." " Uh-huh." "Jesus." "Yeah, that'd do it." " Mm-hmm." "[phone rings] [woman] Pelican Cove." "Carole, it's Lacie." "Saw the place yesterday." "I wanna take it." "That's fantastic!" "Uh..." "Oh, I see you're still on a 4.2." "Is that, um..." "Yep, I'm on it, just gonna transfer the deposit now." " Well, okay." " Yes!" "In this world, we're all so caught up in our own heads." "It's easy to lose sight of what's real." "What matters." "But as I stand here today... seeing the joy Paul has brought to Naomi's life," "I know she's someone who truly matters to me." "[laughs]" "Nay-Nay, the little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp, started talking to me because she saw I was scared." "The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags." "I still have him. [giggles]" "He sits on my desk and... every day, he reminds me of Nay-Nay." "What she meant to me then and now." "I am so honored to be here and I wish you all the happiness this stupid world can muster." "I love you, Nay-Nay." "Is the tear too much?" " You fucking sociopath." " [phone beeps]" " Ryan, my car's here." "Was it too much?" " What, the tear, the photo, Mr. Rags?" "I do keep him on my desk." "There's sugary and then there's fucking diabetes." "I just wanna make her happy on her wedding day." "The captive audience of 4-point holies five-starring your ass off, that's just a bonus." " Naomi and I were best friends." " [laughing] Come on..." "I wish her well and wanna express it the best I can." "And, yeah, if I nail a speech and get five-starred by hundreds of primes, so what?" "It's a win-win." "What are you hoping for?" "Like, 4.3, 4.4?" "Unh-unh." "You get points from your gaming buddies." "It's the same thing." "Don't shit on me for aiming higher." "Pelican Cove higher?" "What's wrong with Pelican Cove?" "They're great apartments!" " They are fake-smile jail cells." " [phone beeps]" "Great." "Car cancelled." "And he marked me down so now I have to book another, and I took a ding." " Great job." " I am sorry, but I miss the normal you." "Before this obsession, when we had conversations, remember?" "I need my charger." "This whole ranking thing, just comparing yourself to people who..." " Have you seen my charger?" " ...only pretend to be happy." "I said don't borrow this!" "High fours like Naomi, I bet they're suicidal on the inside." "My car is here." "Again." "Your Pelican Cove deposit, is it refundable?" "Like, what if this doesn't work?" " Can't you just stay out of my shit?" " You're my sister!" "Yes!" "And if you cared about that, maybe you would've noticed living with you hasn't been one big rainbow sandwich for me." "Do you know why I never brought any guys back here?" "Because I didn't want them to know I was sharing a skanky-ass cave with Mr. Three Point Fuck." "Good luck with your performance!" "[door closes]" "[door opens]" "[grunts] [phone beeps] [door slams]" " [door rattles] - [phone beeps]" " [horn honks]" " Oh, hi, hi!" "I'm coming." "I'm coming." " Jesus Christ!" " Oh, I'm so sorry." "That's great." "Just great." "[phone beeps]" " [sighs] - [horn honks]" "Oh..." "Hi." "[ringtone chimes]" "Nay-Nay!" "[giggles]" "Hey, Lace!" "Just checking in." "I'm on my way to the airport right now. [giggles]" "Okay, cool, and you're all good for the rehearsal dinner?" "Oh, yeah." "The flight's, what, an hour?" "That restaurant looks so cool." " Uh-huh." "And you got the dress okay?" " Mm-hmm." "In my case. [giggles]" " I love the pink." " Uh-huh." "So the latest draft of the speech is great." "Going handwritten's so cool." "Those scans of the page, my God, I welled up just at that." " Oh, thank you!" " Um... just one thought." "That whole bit where I help you with the eating disorder thing..." " You think that's a little..." " A little over-sharing, yeah." "You're so right." "It's gone." "Okay." "Cool." "Well, I'll see you in a few hours!" "♪ I'm getting married tomorrow ♪ [screams] [laughs]" "And here's your tip." "[giggles] Thank you." "[phone beeps]" "Oh, come on." "[woman on loudspeaker] May I have your attention, please..." " Hi there, how are you doing?" " I am wonderful." "[laughs]" "I am so sorry, that flight is cancelled." " No." "No, no, no." " Customer incident at the other end." "But..." "So when is the next flight?" "Yeah, they're all kind of full." "Uh..." "I booked this weeks ago." "It's my best friend's wedding." " I'm sorry." " I have to get there." "I have to." "Okay..." "let's see what we can do." "Thank you." "Thank you so much." "I see there's one standby seat on another plane leaving tonight." " [sighs]" " Uh..." "That's reserved for members of our Prime Flight Programme." "You gotta be a 4.2 or over to qualify." " Oh, I'm..." "I'm a 4.2." " Uh-huh." "I'm afraid you're actually a 4.183." "Oh." "Well, that's not my fault." "Um..." "Some woman dinged me down in the..." "Can't you just..." "I'm sorry, it won't let me book it without the correct ranking." " But it's so close." " There's just nothing I can do." " Christ, I mean, surely." " I'm gonna have to ask you to moderate your language there." "Sorry." "It's just..." "I'm maid of honour." "I cannot miss this wedding." "And I am so sorry about that." " Can you call the supervisor?" " I cannot do that." " Can you just call the supervisor?" " I cannot do that." " Call the fucking supervisor!" " Okay, that's profanity." " We're zero tolerance on profanity." " I'm sorry." "It's just..." " I have to serve the next customer." " No, no, no, no." " Can you step away, ma'am?" " God, just fucking help me!" "Ooh." "[phones beep]" "I'm so sorry." " I've called security." " Oh, no, no, no." "Please don't do that." "I'm, uh... five-starring you." "Five stars." " What's the issue here, Hannah?" " Intimidation and profanity." " Oh, no, no." "I was not intimidating." " Don't speak, ma'am." " I was just trying to..." " Ma'am." "Okay." "So, in order to restore calm," "I'm invoking my authority as airport security to dock you one full ranking point as a punitive measure." " This is a temporary measure." " [gasps] No!" "Your score reverts to normal in 24 hours." "No, no, no." "But I need it now." "During this period, all down votes are subject to a times two multiplier." "Times two?" "We recommend you avoid negative feedback at this time." "I'm on double damage?" "Please, remove yourself from the airport immediately." "[phone beeps]" "Okay, well, due to your ranking... [chattering]" "[baby crying]" "Hi there." "Chuck!" "Great name." " Thank you." " Hope you're having a great night." " It's pretty good." " So I need a car." " You got a vehicle in mind?" " Anything, really." "Well, due to your current ranking, you're restricted to our super saver fleet." " Yep." "That's..." "Yeah." " I-Cruiser 2?" "They still have the 2?" "[alarm beeps]" "[beeping]" " [woman speaking driver alert in Czech]" " Oh, God." "[woman repeating driver alert in Czech] [beep, wipers creaking] [woman repeating driver alert in Czech]" " [music on TV]" " Oh, come on." "Uh... [men speaking Czech on TV]" " [beeping]" " Damn it!" "[laughs] [sighs]" "[Czech dialogue continues] [engine sputters] [engine starts]" "The little girl, who when we were both five years old in art camp, [sobs] started talking to me because she saw I was scared." "The girl who helped me make Mr. Rags..." "Teardrop." "Crowd goes wild." "You can do this." " [ringtone plays] - [woman speaking Czech]" " Sorry, okay, I swear I'm on my way." " [Naomi] How far away are you?" "Uh..." "Quite a ways." "I missed my flight." " What?" " Well, not missed it but..." "So you're not gonna make the rehearsal dinner?" " No." " Lacie!" "I am so sorry." "It's been... [groans]" "I got a rental car." "I'm driving." "Driving?" "That's like nine hours." "I'm making good time, gonna go through the night, make a road trip out of it. [laughs]" "Is everything okay?" "I can find a replacement if something's wrong." "No." "No." "No." "I'll be there." "I swear on Mr. Rags." "Ha ha ha!" "Okay, just drive safe!" " [girls squealing]" " You bet." "I'll just... [phone beeping]" "[phone beeps]" "Come on." "Come on." "Please." " [phone beeps] - [sighs]" "Okay." "[yawns]" "[woman speaking Czech]" " What do you want?" " [woman speaking Czech] [beeping] [woman speaking Czech]" " Oh, shit." " [woman's speaking tempo slows]" "Hi." "Sorry." "[woman moaning]" "Your charger doesn't fit my car." " Don't see those around much these days." " It's a rental." "Ours chargers are Q2Z, yours one's a K1." "They didn't give you an adapter?" "No." "Do you have one?" " Not in here." "Ask around." " Thanks, anyway." "You're super helpful." "[phone beeps] [phone beeps]" "[gasps]" "Two stars?" "!" "Two stars?" "Wasn't a meaningful encounter." "[Lacie] Sir, excuse me." "Excuse me, sorry." "Do you have a K1 adapter, by any chance?" "Ma'am, how about you, a K1 adapter, perhaps, in the trunk of your car?" "Sure." "Great." "Oh, ma'am, hi." "Do you have a K1 adapter?" "I have a rental car." "It's... [grunting]" " Slow down." "Let's give her a ride." " [man] She's, like, 2.8." "[phone beeps]" "Come on!" "[phone beeps]" "I didn't even do anything!" "You look like you need a ride." "Um..." "Actually, I'm okay." "Don't look it." "Come on." "I don't bite." "Luther, Mrs. Coffee, reds, whiskey." "Help yourself." "I'm okay." "Thanks." "Where are you headed?" "Uh..." "Just as close as you can get to Port Mary would be great. [laughs]" "Checking my feed for danger signs?" "I get it a lot. 1.4 gotta be an antisocial maniac, right?" " You seem..." " Normal?" " Yeah." " Thank you." "It took some effort." "What happened to you?" "I mean, you're a 2.8, but you don't look 2.8." "That's not..." "This is temporary." " I'm gonna turn it around." " Uh-huh." " I'm going to a wedding." "Maid of honour." " Nice." "Wanna hear my speech?" "No." "So how come you're a 2.8?" "Well, I got marked down at the airport for yelling, and they put me on double damage." " How did it feel?" " Awful." "I meant the yelling." "I don't know." "I was mad." "Look at where it got me." "But as long as I get to the wedding, do the speech, they'll overlook the 2.8." "I'm with the bride." "And if I do well, well, they're all high fours so that velocitates my arc." "And once they lift the point penalty, well, my average goes way up, and, yeah, it's gonna be okay." "God, you remind me of me." " Hmm." " Not now." "I was, uh... 4.6 once." " 4.6?" " Used to live for it." "All the work I put in..." "Eight years ago, Tom, my husband, got cancer." "It was pancreatic." "It was a real bitch." "The symptoms showed up late." "I'm so sorry." "You don't know me so you're not really sorry." "You're just mainly awkward cos I have sprung some cancer talk at you." "Anyway, I five-starred every doctor, every nurse, every high-four consultant that we had." "Ding." "Ding." "Ding." "Thank you so much." "The cancer didn't give a shit." "It just kept growing." "A couple of months in, we heard about this experimental treatment." "It was very expensive." "It was very exclusive." "I did everything I could to get him a spot there." "Tom was a 4.3." "They gave his bed to a 4.4." "So when he died I thought, fuck it." "I started saying what I wanted, when I wanted." "Just drop it out there." "People don't always like that." "It is incredible how fast you slip off the ladder when you start doing that." "It turned out a lot of my friends didn't care for honesty." "Treated me like I had taken a shit at their breakfast table." "But, Jesus Christ, it felt good." "Shedding those fuckers." "It was like taking off tight shoes." " Maybe you should try it?" " Oh, come on. [laughs]" "Why not?" "I can't just kick off my shoes and walk the earth or whatever." " You won't know unless you try." " Oh, that's just..." "Look, you had something with your life, real things, good things, and you lost it all, and I'm sorry." "So now you've got nothing left to lose." "But I don't even have the something worth losing, not yet." "You know, I mean, I'm still fighting for that." " And what is "that"?" " I don't know." "Enough to be content?" "Like, to look around and think, well, I guess I'm okay." "Just to be able to breathe out, not feeling like..." "like..." "Like just..." "And that is way off, like, way, way off." "And until I get there, I have to play the numbers game." "We all do, that's what we're in." "That's how the fucking world works." "Look, maybe you don't remember, you know, you're just too old to get it." "I do not mean that how it sounds." "Don't worry." "I'm not voting you down." " Sweetheart." " [gasps] What time is it?" "I'm heading east from here so I think you need to get yourself another ride." " Where are we?" " About 30 miles from Port Mary." "A lot of buses stop here so you should be fine." " Well, thank you." " Good luck with your speech." "[laughs]" "I put a little something in there for you." " You did?" " Emergency escape hatch!" "Bye." "[Lacie] In this world, we're all so caught up..." " [door opens] - ...in our own dramas." " [girl] So, Dad was like..." " It's easy to forget what matters." "[girl] He'd never even heard of the show." "I'm like, "You never heard of Sea of Tranquillity?"" "Like, the number-one sci-fi fantasy, and he's all like, "What the fuck?" Whatever!" "I think I'm allergic to this purple." "So I'm like, "Well, I'm going to Tranquillity Con in Port Mary." "That's why I'm dressed like Lieutenant Duster."" "He's all like, "Uh..." "Port Mary is frickin' miles away."" "Yadda, yadda, yadda." " [toilet flushes]" " He one-stars me." "Like, thanks, Dad." " [girl 1] See you back on there." " [girl 2] Okay." "Are you guys headed to Tranquillity Con?" " You're into Sea of Tranquillity?" " Totally." "I was all set to go." "My friend, who is there already, has my costume, but my car broke down." "Well, there's some space in the RV." " Hi." " Hey!" " You're a Trank head, huh?" " Sorry?" "Trank head." "Sea of Tranquillity fan?" "Oh, yeah." "We say Tranksters where I'm from." " Who's your favourite character?" " Gotta be Lieutenant Duster." " She's awesome." " She?" "He!" "I misspoke." "Lieutenant Duster has no fixed gender." "I know, and that's why it's so hard to remember, right?" " [ringtone playing]" " Excuse me." "Gotta get this." "My friend, at the convention. [giggles]" "Hi, Nay!" "[laughs]" "So, oh, my God, insane night, but I am so close now." "[Naomi] Don't come." "What?" "No." "No." "I'm, like, an hour away." "Don't come." "I don't want you here." "I don't know what is up with you, but I cannot have a 2.6 at my wedding." "Oh, no, that's temporary!" "That's temporary." "Well, the wedding's today so..." " But it doesn't change anything." " Lacie..." " I can still do the same speech." " Lacie..." " And there's Mr. Rags!" " No!" "But..." "But you invited me." "You've seen the guest list." "They are all, like, 4.5 or above." "They are going to freak at a 2.6, and I am not taking that kind of damage, plus I haven't dipped under a 4.7 in, like, six months." "You said you wanted your oldest friend." "When I asked you to speak, you were a 4.2, okay?" "And the authenticity of a vintage bond low four at a gathering of this calibre played fantastically on all the stimulations we ran." "Forecast was a prestige bounce of 2 minimum." "But now you're a sub three." "Sorry." "That just puts the stink on things a little too much." "That just plays badly for us." "So it was just about numbers for you?" "Oh, cut the shit!" "It was numbers for both of us." "You wanted those primo votes, don't deny it." "It's not like you could get them on your own." "Let's not kid ourselves." "Oh, I'm..." "I'm getting those votes." "What?" "You're just gonna roll up here and make people like you?" " That's right." "I'm doing my speech." " No, you're not." "Yes, I am." "And they are gonna vote me through the roof when they hear it." " Weep their fucking eyes out!" " Go home!" " [phone beeping]" " Hello?" "[sighs] Fuck!" "I have never seen your stupid fucking show." "[tyres screech]" "[shouts] Hope they cancel it!" " [horn honks]" " I need a ride!" "[shouts]" " [phone beeping]" " Fuck!" "Jesus!" "[engine roars]" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" " Can I borrow your bike?" " What?" "Can I borrow your bike?" "Do you, Naomi Jayne Blestow, take this man to be your husband, to live together with him in the covenant of marriage?" "To love him, comfort him, honour and keep him, in sickness and in health... and forsaking all others, be faithful unto him... [cheering and applause]" "[indistinct radio chatter]" "[revs engine]" "[screams]" "[applause]" "To my best mate, Anthony." "Let's hear it for him." "[cheering]" "You've been there from day one." "I love you, man." "I appreciate you." "Hilarious speech, by the way." "By your standards." "[laughter]" " Pow!" "Pow!" "Pow!" " Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "[laughs]" "[Paul] He's still got a few bullets left." "Oh, man." "Oh, gosh, well, um... [gasps] Shit!" "[Paul] We have so many people to thank." "Our beautiful bridesmaids." " [cheering]" " But, of course, my most heartfelt thanks, my warmest thanks, are to someone who's my best friend," "my lover and now, I'm honoured to say, my wife." " Naomi!" " [cheering and whooping]" " [cheering] - [Paul] One, two, three!" "Naomi!" " [man] The A Team!" " [phone beeps]" "I love you so much, darl." "Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!" "[man] Congratulations, sir." " Thank you." " No, thank you." " [whooping]" " Get over here!" "Get your ass over here." " Get in here, big boy." " [phones beep]" " You're beautiful!" " [cheering]" "Yeah!" "Gimme five!" "Good choice!" "You fucking earned it, man." "You fucking earned it." "[giggles nervously]" "Everybody, hello!" " Oh, my God." " I love you." "Can everyone be quiet for a moment?" "Thank you. [giggles]" " Get rid of her." " That would play awful." "She's a fucking 1.1." "Now for those of you who don't know me, which is... all of you... my name is Lacie Pound and, believe it or not, I am one of Naomi's oldest friends." "Hi, Nay-Nay!" "It's great to meet you too, Paul." "I've heard a lot about you." "He's a pretty big deal, that Paul." " Pretty big deal." " [camera shutter clicks]" "He makes his own tapenade!" "Yeah." "[laughs] Uh..." "Anyway, um..." "I... have looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life." "We met when we were five years old, and right up through to our teenage years, we made quite the pair." "We'd talk about all the things girls talk about, you know, boys, hair, products, uh... more boys. [laughs]" "I mean, I tried sometimes to expand our range a little and talk about climate change, but she found that kind of boring so..." "Go on." "She was probably right." "I mean, fuck the planet, right?" "Whoo!" "Yes, thank you!" "Come on." "Let's have a little fun here." "You know, fuck the planet!" "[laughs]" " [shouts] Fuck the planet!" " [feedback] [crockery rattles]" " [phone beeps]" " Anyway..." "I..." "looked up to Naomi pretty much my entire life, which meant she was looking down on me." "Always with a smile though. [laughs]" "In high school, she was my shoulder to cry on." "She seemed to enjoy that." "Guys and me never worked out." "They'd see Naomi and just..." "Whoo!" "You know, that was it." "She had this tight ass, like two fists." "Uh-huh." "[giggles] I was all like... [giggles]" "I was like... through the hallways in high school." "[cackling] [phones beep]" "[cries]" "And she was there for me." "Holding my hair back... as I knelt, vomiting, in front of the crapper." "Thank you for that, Naomi." "I always wished I was you." "And..." "I guess that's why you kept me around so long?" "Until you got your new job and your fancy new friends." "And that... [laughs] ...fucking... jackhole!" "And you didn't need me." "You probably got another me." "Guess there's some other "yeth Beth" you moved on to like a succubus." " [phones beeping]" " I'm getting to Mr. Rags, okay?" "Jesus!" " [crowd gasps]" " Stay back." "Stay the fuck back!" "I'll kill him!" "I'll cut his head off and stick it up my ass!" "[gasps] [gasps] Time's nearly up!" " Hey!" "Calm down." " I..." "I just wanted to say, in this world so caught up in our own shit," " let's not forget what matters." " It's okay." "It's okay." "Happiness, fucking Paul and Naomi, and she's..." "She..." "She fucked Greg!" "I know she did." " I know you did." " No..." "Don't even try to deny..." " [screams] - [feedback screeches]" "The little girl who, when we were just five-years-old in art camp, started talking to me because she saw I was scared and helped me make Mr. Rags." "He reminds me of you and what you meant to me then!" "[cries] And I'm so honoured to be here to see this shit!" "[screams] I love you, Nay-Nay!" "I've always loved you!" "I love you!" "[camera shutter clicking]" "[whirring]" "[breathes deeply]" "[sobs] [laughs]" "What the fuck are you looking at?" "Just what I was wondering." "Well..." "Don't!" "Don't?" "Don't wonder?" "Uh-huh." "It would be a dull world without wonder." "I don't give a shit about your world." "I don't like your brassiere." "I don't like your moustache." "I don't like your aura." " My aura?" " Yeah." "I don't like your... head." "Your entire head is just ridiculous to me." "Really?" "You look like an alcoholic former weatherman." "You sound like a lost little lamb that just got told there's no Santa Claus." "What sort of cartoon character did your mum have to fuck to brew you up in the womb?" "At least I look like I was born, not shit out by some tormented cow creature in an underground lab." "You got tossed out of that lab." " Oh, yeah?" " Oh, yeah, flushed out." " Ooh!" " In the trash!" " Your face is a fucking..." " Fucking." "Fucking biological car crash that made Picasso screw his eyes up and say," ""Well, that just don't make sense."" "[laughs]" " You're a fucking asshole." " Fuck you!" " Fuck you next Wednesday." " Fuck you for Christmas!" " Fuck you!" " Fuck you!"

"In The Beginning" "Based on a true story" "Construction of a hypermarket" "This is RPC." "We deal in office equipment." "Could I have the name of your Logistics Manager to send a catalogue?" "Mr Miller... with 2 Ls." "Philippe Miller." "Can I ask who your supplier is for equipment rental?" "Point P, OK." "Hello." "I work with Philippe Miller from CGI on the construction of the hypermarket near Caudry." "Mrs Blondel gave me your name." "We need a tacheometer." "A GTS 239." "You got one?" "Your surveyor know this one?" "Yeah, I think so." " When will you return it?" " End of the week." "Can you sign for it?" "I'll be right back." "200 for the monitors, 500 for the instrument, OK?" "These are a big hit." "I bought 'em in Slovakia." "They're rolling in it." "Fake pay slips." "I sell 'em to illegal aliens along with rent slips." "So they can draw benefit." "It sells well." "Hello." "This is BBL." "We rent office equipment." "Can I have the name of your Logistics Manager?" "Mr...?" "Sorry, it's noisy in my office." "Thank you, ma'am." "Construction of Highway 61a" "There were beetles everywhere." "So, the ecologists got the construction stopped." "They staged demonstrations." "It was pretty scary." "Are you from CGI, too?" "A guy from your firm came last year." "He met with all the people who'd lost their jobs." "He left and never came back." "I think it scared him." "Where can I buy cigarettes?" "It's too late now around here." "I can help you out." " Thanks." "Here..." " It's OK, keep them." "I'm Monika." "Goodnight." "You don't need anything else?" "Oh, yes, there's a wedding, so it may be a bit noisy." "That's all he said?" "He said he's here for the road works." "Shit!" "Give me a hand here." "Tonight's my night off." "Lots of girls would jump at the chance." " Put it back." " It's gross!" "You're the one who cleans the floor!" "Go on, get in there." "And don't sulk." "It has nothing to do with the guests." "I don't believe this!" "What the hell!" "You had stuff stolen, too?" "And they've wrecked the door." "Oh, I don't believe it!" "What about your car?" "Same here." " Come on." " I'll join you." "Reception here." "There are 2 people to see you." "Did they say who they are?" "I'm not pressing charges." "Should I ask if it's the police?" "I'm coming." "The 2 gentlemen are in the dining room." "Go straight through." "Hello." "Do you have 5 minutes?" "For a coffee." " What can I get you?" " A coffee." "The manager of this place is an old friend." "He told us you arrived last night." "We decided to come and see you directly." "Patrick and I run a tool rental company here." "Since the work stopped 2 years ago, we've had a really rough time." "We thought we had a chance of getting the contract." "We got into debt to buy new machines, hire drivers, mechanics..." "And at the last moment, your predecessor chose our rivals." "It was a disaster for us, of course." "Later on, we understood." "The site manager worked in a rather..." "He wanted something from us he didn't get, so we didn't do business." "He expected a pretty big "'discount"'." "So, if the work does restart, we don't want to lose out again." "Sure." "We'd be prepared to go as far as 15%/% "'discount"'." "15%/%?" "15%/% of the total amount." "That's a tidy sum in cash." "But it's up to you to tell us..." "I see you've met." "We were discussing the beetles." "What a nightmare!" "Those little beetles decimated the whole region." "Thanks." "It's only that big, but it's wiped out hundreds of jobs." "So, how long are you staying?" "A day or two, no more." "You're just..." "Just doing a status report." "That's something, 'cause they never cleaned up." "See it?" "Yeah." "Is your room alright?" "Not too much noise last night?" "Sorry about your car." "It's only a window." "We'll leave you our card." "I'll add the cell number." "Hi." "I owe you these." "No need." "Time for a coffee?" "5 minutes?" "You work on Sundays, too?" "Sometimes." "Been out and about?" " Coffee, please." " Same here." "Normally, there are less people at the fair." "He won't stop crying." "Philippe" " Nicolas and Esteban." "Hello." " Try the carousel." " Too busy." " Not seen Corinne?" " No." "I'll go, then." "Go with Mommy." "See you later." "You staying here?" "Back soon." "Can I sit here?" "There were some things in the car I want back." "The fake phone cards?" "Can't even sell 'em." "You tried?" "You a cop?" "You afraid of cops?" "And you?" "You're the talk of the town." "That you're here for the highway." "They don't waste any time." "Not with 25%/% unemployment here, they don't." "I can't find Corinne." "Let's go, then." "To the carousel?" "I'll get this." "I owe you that much." "Hello." "Mr Miller from CGI here." "We met at the hotel earlier on." "I've thought it over." "Yes, you know, our agreement." "The money in cash..." "I have to leave tonight for Lille." "Is tonight not possible?" "Tomorrow morning?" "OK..." "Very well." "Is it working?" "Can you hear me?" "First of all, some cars are badly parked." "They're blocking the road." "Please move them as soon as possible." "Hello, everyone." "Thank you for coming..." "Thank you, everyone, for coming." "This year, the Town Hall has joined forces with the neighboring towns for the raffle to raise money for the elderly." "Let's now see what the children have been up to." "This year, they were asked to create costumes made entirely from recyclable materials." "The winner of this competition who will be known as the Recycling King - or Queen - will win a CD player provided by the Town Hall." "The kids will come up one at a time." "Give them a big hand." " Some mulled wine." " Thanks." "It's not great!" "Did you reach an agreement?" "We'll see." "They're good guys." "You'll come to an understanding." "This is Mr Miller." "You're eagerly awaited, you know." "He arrived last night." "I'm fully aware of that." "I'm StĂ©phane." "Let's go somewhere quieter." "People look happy, don't they?" "If I tell them who you are, they'll ask you to go on stage." "Should I tell them?" "No?" "They won't eat you!" "Let's go to the Town Hall." "I'll tell Michel." "I'll shut the door." "Sit yourself down." "We do weddings here." "Don't be scared!" "We're really pleased to see you." "So, you're here to do a status report?" "That's right." "OK." "And what exactly does that mean?" "I meet people..." "I see how things are going." "Try to see clearly..." "That kinda thing." "They didn't tell us 2 years ago that work would stop." "Now they don't tell us it might restart." "Very strange." "I understand." "Well, I do what I'm told." "You know, it's..." "You mustn't..." "What are you told?" "To come and see how... in what condition the site is in..." "To meet people..." "Have you seen the site?" "Of course." "There was the drainage problem." "It's not building land, so that's..." "That's nothing to worry about." "It's not a problem." "In any case, they haven't forgotten us." "That's good." " No..." " So, there's hope." "I'm afraid I can't stay." "We've had to provide access for the farmers who work the land." "Don't forget the farmers." "Could you take the new plans back with you?" "I'll go get the copies." "I'm sorry... but I really can't stay." "How can we reach you?" "Can you leave your card?" "I have nothing on me." "Someone broke into my car last night." "I'm very sorry." "We don't know how to contact you." "Are you staying in the area?" "Philippe, can't you go after him?" " He's gone?" " Yes." "He just follows orders." "He's not in charge." "He can't say too much, but he's here for a reason." "They could at least send someone competent." "Maybe there are things he can't tell us." "The jerk was lost for words." "Don't say that." "You sound like a tribunal." "Where's he come from?" "He's from Head Office, but he does look lost." "He seems very dull, unable to string a sentence together." "A bit pathetic." " Got anything else?" " No." "I want to ask you something." "I know it's not done..." "It's my rĂ©sumĂ©." "I thought you might be hiring people." "Times are hard." "You did 3 years at college?" "Yeah, I'm still refunding the loan." "I got a technical sales diploma." "Then, I did some bookkeeping in a garage." "Why stay in this hole?" "It didn't use to be a hole." "And I was born here, and there's Nicolas and the kid..." "I'm not going to move to go in search of work or we'll all live in China." "And I work in the sugar refinery during the beet harvest." "I just do shitty jobs in shopping malls and such." "That's life." "You coming down for dinner?" "No, I have work to do." "I can bring something." "I'm not hungry." "You won't mention my rĂ©sumĂ©?" "Don't worry." "Goodnight." "There'll be more next time." " How much is there?" " 5,000." "It's all we could get so fast." "Is that OK for now?" "That's OK." "Here's a list of our equipment." "It corresponds to what was needed last time." "We can give you further info by phone." "I'll phone you." "Sorry about yesterday." "It wasn't very..." "But people here suffered." "If every supplier does this, you'll rake in a small fortune." "Here are details of a friend who rents vans." "He's open to discussion, too." "Keep in touch." "That guy left this for you." "Why did he give you that?" "I don't know." "They didn't charge him..." "D'you sleep with him?" "We need the money." "No, I didn't." "Not everyone is a slimeball." "Yeah, sure!" "Mr Miller?" "I was not impressed." " I..." " Who d'you think you are?" "People like you..." "think you can judge me!" "Listen." "I travel a lot." "I meet a lot of people." "People like you are alone." "You look all alone." "Mr Miller, please don't go." "I'm just a jerk!" " Don't go." " Ajerk, isn't that right?" "He was sleeping." "Thanks, Corinne." "I'm sorry." "Is Nicolas home?" "He's not back..." "I'll stay with you." "Go to sleep now." "One day, the cops will find him dead somewhere." "He has good shit though!" "That's the problem." "Yeah, that's the problem!" "Don't worry, we'll build that highway and get the hell outta here." "To highways!" "Initially, I just need to establish a base to prepare things." "A base?" "You mean a platform at the entrance to store the machines, equipment, etc?" "Yeah, a platform." "Do you have the plans or should we use the old ones?" " We should go take a look." " Sure." "Ah, the coffee!" "What's the link between CGI and you?" "I know they keep adding subsidiaries, but..." "It all belongs to CGI." "You have agreements with the holding company." "My associates and I try to have a structure that's flexible enough to let us stay in touch with grass-roots reality." "You're not GTM?" "You're GMT." "GMT R. "'R"' for "'roads"'." "Jamel handles schedules." "CGI has 1,700 subsidiaries with branches all over the world." "And it keeps changing." "They asked me to do this, among other things." "It's a tough task." "But we're here to help." "But civil engineering in France is a headache for companies like ours." "It's true, it's so closely monitored nowadays." "In fact, we lose money on it." "Is that right?" "We don't know about that kind of thing." "We're just struggling to survive." "What about your equipment needs?" "We'll need a copy of the schedule asap." "First, I want to see your estimation." "You must have quotes and plans?" "Here you are." "If you need more equipment, we'll manage." "OK." "But in the meantime, how do we get in touch with you?" "We don't have a thing." "Do you have a card?" "Look at the state it was delivered in." "Let's call Michel - he'll reprint it in no time." "He'll be interested in working with you." "He can reuse the logo." "What're you doing for lunch, Mr Miller?" "Call me Philippe." "This is it." "It was a packaging firm." "Now it belongs to the town, but we can't afford to refurbish it." "The site isn't far." "I thought..." "I don't know what you need." "It's not too run-down." "Even a kitchen..." "We'll help you clean up." "I'll see to the power and insurance." "Why did they leave?" "They relocated to Croatia." "Can't you do anything?" "What can we do?" "Near here, there was a textiles factory. 800 jobs." "The boss went to India with the machines and our subsidies." "We're left with the jobless." "I phoned your office." "They didn't tell me." "They couldn't find you." "I have little contact with them." "I said I was a mayor concerned by the project." "I just got one voice mail after another." "Happens all the time." "Especially with me." "We tried in vain to sue them 2 years ago." "The main thing is, you're back." "You have to give priority to local firms." "The suppliers, hotels..." "I'm counting on you." "Going well, isn't it?" "Just fine." "They've suffered." "I know." "You know..." "Call me on this number." "There you are." "The CGI's offices were 15 miles away." "We never saw them." "People will be reassured that you're here." "See you soon." " Call me, OK?" " Sure." "ACCOUNTS" "Hi, how are you?" "He hired you?" "I don't know." "We're helping out for now, then we'll see." "So, with the drivers, that makes a team of 34 people." "Here are their rĂ©sumĂ©s." "We could have a global wages contract with payment at 90 days." "Then, we'll see." "What can you give me on that?" "Patrick said your rate is 15%/%." "Can you get it by Friday?" "In cash?" "The more people you hire, the higher the commission for both of us?" "Of course." "We need people to direct heavy vehicles at junctions." "You need to contact the agency direct." "Sorry..." "The Town Hall asked him to hire locals, so try your luck." "What do you do?" "I'm a driver, but I'm not sure I want to do it." "Hello, this is GMTR about the work resuming." "Mr Miller asked me to call you to draw up the rental contracts." "It's payment at 90 days." "No, not 30 days." "Yes, Mr Miller spoke to them." "Rosemonde here will be helping out." "She's a retired secretary." "I thought she'd be useful." "Have you worked in construction?" "Yes, a bit." "Thank you, sir." "This is your desk." "All the papers are here." " Who's his foreman?" " The one in charge." " There's just temps." " That's weird." "I won't give him 10%/% in advance." "Nor me." "I got taken for a ride before." "I'll pick up the contract from your office." "Nice car..." "I've been loaned it for now." "Why for now?" "Can you sign these?" "And who do I call to get the company checkbooks?" "They'll be here." "Do I call the agency for an advance?" "I don't deal with that." "The agency writes the checks." "Thanks." "No need for a tie." "I'm meeting Mr Miller." "Are you the foreman?" " Louis." " Nicolas." "Is he here?" "Over there." "We're better off here than where they were 2 years ago." "We'll get the Town Hall to redirect the minor road." "Never worked with GMTR." "Where were you before?" "Drop the chitchat, OK?" "Whatever you say." "I spent a long time abroad." "Tell us what to do or I'll make suggestions." "Fine by me." "Hurry up, we're running late." "More champagne!" " Where's the boss?" " He'll be here." "What's going on?" "They're getting ready for Monday." "They're giving you a warm welcome." "It's party time!" "Speech!" "Speech!" "I'm not very good at making speeches." "A big thank you... to the suppliers." "And also... that..." "I just want to say thank you to Mr Miller for all he's done for us, for the local firms..." "Since work stopped 2 years ago, things have been hard." "Many of you felt abandoned and were losing hope." "Now you've found fresh hope and you feel, as I do, that there is a path, a way... a highway!" "You get there quicker!" "And it'll lead us to a better future." "A road is always the start of an adventure." "And I hope that this second chance will be the right one." "To second chances!" "Am I disturbing you?" "No." "I wanted to thank you, but I thought it'd embarrass you." "Men like me are no good at politics." "You do realize that I'm a woman?" "My job... has very little to do with politics." "I just try to help people as best I can." "This is the road in cross-section, in slices..." "The first stage is the machines scraping the surface." "The soil..." "Then we treat the earth." "And we put asphalt on top." "How many people, in the end?" "40?" " About 50." " Good." "Thank you." "Excuse me." "Someone to see you." "Know what they used to write on old nautical charts?" "There was a line and it said: "'Beyond this limit, we enter unknown territory"'." "See you soon." "Want a drink?" "No, thank you." " Do I sign everything?" " Yes." "Where's your family?" "I have a son and an ex-wife." "Does she work?" "Why do you ask?" "Don't know." "The problems start when you lose your job." "Let's just say... we've drifted apart." "That all you'll say?" "Doesn't matter." "Weather forecast?" "Stable till tonight." "Start excavation work over 100 yards." "Get to it before the storm comes." "Construction of Highway 61a" "They've made good progress." "The slopes are done and all." "Hi." "Alright?" "Pascal." "Works with me." "Here's the schedule." "2 men didn't come today." "I replaced them, but I asked Monika to find others." "It's gonna be tight." "Let's take a look." "Louis, is it OK to park there?" "The parking lot's back there." "The plans don't correspond to ours." "I suggest we use ours, 'cause if we wait, the rain will be here by tonight or tomorrow morning." "It's very slimy clay." "So, the vehicles will get stuck and we'll have to stop work." "Is that OK?" "I'll be right back." "Gaby!" "You OK, guys?" "Pascal, call the water company." " What did you do?" " Dunno." "No, it's water, not gas." "Looks like we hit a pipe." "What do we do?" "We need pumps." "Got any pumps?" "C'mon, men, go get water pumps." "I have a form for you to sign for the water pumps." "It's urgent." "There's a flood." "We need to talk." " Still no checkbooks?" " Keep giving out order forms." "The small firms can't wait." "Tell 'em to call me." "You're hard to reach." "Hey, guys!" "Come eat with us." "I got an appointment." "He didn't say if he wanted weekly meetings?" "No." "Isn't it strange that no-one's come from CGI?" "He said they're coming next week." "Well, we'll see." "Why have you stayed a foreman?" "I get paid nice n' regular." "I got enough trouble with a wife n' kids." "How do I get hired?" "Look n' learn." "We'll see." "Let's go." "It'll start raining any minute." "It's Louis." "We hit a water pipe." "It's like a lake here." "We've lost 2 days." "I've added a pump." "The first was too small." "Do you think we should go around it?" "What do you think?" "I think we should." "It's sunny now, but it won't last." "It's gonna pour soon." "We'll do that?" "OK, I'll deal with it." "See you." "I left you 3 messages." "The suppliers agreed to be paid at 90 days." "That's 3 months." "What date's that?" "November 28." "So, officially, we don't owe anything till then." "Should I write it down?" "No, it's OK." "What time do you finish?" "Around midnight." "It's OK." "I just have to get into the groove." "I'm quitting soon, anyway." "You should've told me." "Don't worry, it's my problem." "Will you give Nicolas a job?" "It'd calm him down." "If you're alone at night, you can call us." "Bye... boss!" "Article 215:" "The spouses share in their estate." "Lastly, the parents consult their child on decisions which concern him or her." "So, Barbara and Michel, I wish you every happiness." "You can kiss now!" "I went to the site." "They said you had an appointment." "Probably." "Do you go home at weekend?" "Rarely." "With all that traveling, don't you get lonely?" "It's only for a while." "You do it to earn money, then you move on." "If you can..." "Are you from here?" "Oh, no, my parents are from Lyon." "I came here with my husband." "Actually, I'm a widow." "It's been 5 years now." "My husband was the mayor." "I was in charge of the charities and I bred horses." "When he died, people asked me to take over." "My daughter studied far away, so I did." "You live alone?" "Yes, I try to." "And you?" "No..." "No, I..." "You like to scare people, don't you?" "It's your thing, huh?" "Do I scare you?" "I don't know." "Just enough..." "This way." "You can go the other way, but I like this way." "It's from a Russian icon." "Well, we're not really sure." "We're carrying out research." "Or rather I am, because no-one else cares." "It's not very valuable, but it's better here than in a museum." "It makes a change from neighborhood quarrels." "I like coming here." "It has something." "Who pays for all this?" "The local communities." "It doesn't matter." "Why do you always ask who pays?" "Do you like the colors?" "I wouldn't know." "I'm supposed to have stopped..." "I like to smoke when it's cold." "Do you want to..." "There's a bowling alley..." "A bowling alley!" "You want to take me bowling?" "!" "Isn't that a bit crazy?" "You like bowling, do you?" "I never go." "I was just saying..." "I've never met anyone like you." "Mom?" "I'm in my room, honey." "I'm with Denis." "I'm taking the car." "Bye." "Bye." "It's all fake..." "We'll have to stop tomorrow." "It's not in the estimate or the schedule." "It's decision time." "I'll tell you tonight, OK?" "You said that last time." "It's your responsibility." "It's me." "I wanted to talk to you." "To say I feel good with you." "I won't hurt you." "What's going on?" "I tried to repair the car." "I cut my hand." "Then, my cell fell in the water." "It's pissing blood." "What're you doing here?" "You asked me to get fencing to put in front of the office." "It's all in the trunk, but the car broke down." "Got a cloth?" "I'll bleed all over." " Should I call a doctor?" " No, it's OK." "Thanks." "It's not serious." "Monika's a bit in love with you." "I don't think she is." "Not surprising, with all that's happened since you came." "Funny thing, changing people's lives, huh?" "Don't you think?" "The kid isn't my son." "I love him, but he's not mine." "I don't know who or where his dad is." "He did a runner when Monika was pregnant." "I do what I can to help." "My dad spent his life telling me I was a useless idiot." "He died before I could spit in his face." "What do you want to say?" "Your scams with the suppliers are no business of ours." "No-one'll come asking about it." "As long as we get paid, we don't care." "It's better than nothing." "What do you want?" "Dough?" "Money?" "I don't give a shit about money." "I know where to find it." "What counts is that we all achieve something." "You understand that?" "Or you wouldn't be here." "What're you gonna do?" "Get your gun out?" "Then what?" "Where will you go?" "Sit down." "Let's have a drink..." "Sorry about that." "Finally!" "Feel better?" "We're trying to have a baby." "Think I'd make a good father?" "Be honest." ""'Boss"'!" "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." "A big crowd tonight." "Over 300 people." "Thank you for coming to the grand final." "It shows how interested you are in handball." "Before we start..." "Before we start the game," "I want you to give a very warm welcome to the mayors of tonight's two towns." "Mr Jaudon, Mayor of Barsac and Mrs Stéphane Arnaud of St Berto!" "A big hand!" "Sports events like these would not go ahead without sponsors." "I call on Mr Barracher, Manager of the Banque Populaire." "Last but not least, Mr Philippe Miller of GMTR." "As you know, he has restarted the road works." "He's the man who saved us." "Mr Philippe Miller of GMTR!" "It's now time for the game." "Give a big hand to the two teams!" "I'm from the paper." "I keep calling you." "You must give some time for the article I'm writing." "I didn't think it'd go like this." "It's not what I planned." "What do you mean?" "What did you plan?" "You don't plan things - you let them happen." "Did you just need me for your damn road works?" "Is that all this was about?" "This feels wrong." "I think you've lived alone too long." "I've wasted so much time." "The guy with the water pump wants a check or cash." "The order forms won't work anymore." "People are talking." "They don't want to be conned again." "I won't let 'em down." "What about those damn checkbooks?" "Where's Nicolas?" "He didn't come home last night." " I'll call him." " It doesn't concern you." "Enough!" "Hello." "I'm Mr Barracher from the Banque Populaire." "OK!" "Come with me." "It's quicklime, to dry out the ground." "Mind your eyes now." "Then, it hardens and the road rollers can get to work." "Then, the asphalt." "I'll show you." "Your first time?" "Yes." "I usually visit small farms." "Look at this." "If it rains now, we have to start over." "I don't understand." "Your company is a subsidiary of a huge group." "Yeah." "I run a little country branch." "I know nothing about all that." "I'm not talking about the project as a whole." "Just a small temporary problem of petty cash." "Wait a minute..." "Your company must have a bank, accounts..." "There's a whole structure." "Yes, but in the meantime, I still don't have a checkbook." "Sugar?" "Can you give me a ballpark figure?" "It's not a great deal." "The electricity bill, office supplies..." "Around 25,000 euros." "Yes, proportionally, that's not much." "So, you just want to open an account to pay your immediate expenses." "It's a cash flow problem." "Exactly." "What about the wages?" "No, the agency deals with that." "There's no problem with that till the 28th." "You saw the site yet I can't even write checks for fuel!" "Indeed." "Like the others, it's in my interest to do business with you." "And I must admit it's exciting to be part of such a big adventure." "What do you need to open an account?" "As with any company, a trade register certificate, an ID card, and an initial transfer of funds." "But the transfer is the same problem as the checkbook." "Well, in the meantime, as the sums aren't very big, we can offer invoice discounting." "That just buys you a few weeks." "The legal limit is 2 months, but..." "You present us with your bills, and we'll honor them." "It solves a firm's cash flow problems." "Not that companies like yours are strapped for cash!" "That's good." "With the gasoline and lighting, that's the total." "Call me if you need me." "37,000 euros?" "Your car costs more than that!" "I'll get things started, but I need your company ID number." "That's very important, OK?" "Thank you again." "Have lunch with us... for once." "How long will it take to dry?" "2 days, provided it doesn't rain, but it could well do." "I can't wait 2 days." "I thought of something last night." "If the embankments are 8 instead of 10, that's 20,000 cubic yards less earth to move." "If you can do 50 rotations instead of 35, we save a week." "If we use more, won't it dry faster?" "We can try." "The 28th!" "We have to finish by the 28th." "Come on!" "Hello." "Philippe Miller here." "No, I have the bill right in front of me." "A total of 1 1 ,630." "I'll do it as quickly as possible." "You have my word." "2,125 euros." "When it rains, we can't get anything done." "Hello." "This is Mr Miller here." "There's a problem with the checkbook." "The start of next week at the latest." "No, it's not in my own best interest." "We'll do what's necessary." "And I'll handle it myself." "Look what he's just sent." "That's no good, it's not an original." " Should I call him back?" " Yes, do." " Did you send his checkbooks?" " Yes." "Look at that." "Isn't it something?" "I'll take you." "It's worth seeing." "Now you'll stop saying we're not a regular firm." "You've spent far more than you said." "I still have to pay for fuel." "It's gonna be a problem." "Call Louis, tell him I'm on my way." "Off we go." " Can you sign this?" " Later." "There's been a mistake." "You were sent a fax." "Yeah, I'll deal with it." "The other thing is, I've just checked your first statement." "I have it here." "This isn't at all what we agreed." "I can't hear you." "It's too noisy." "I'll call you back." "As soon as you can." "Goodbye." " It's starting to look like something." " Like a road!" "Let's go have coffee." "Excuse me..." "Hello." "You know they buried the Pharaohs with a beetle on their chest?" "No, I didn't." "One of my men told me today." "I had no idea." "Did you work all night?" "I didn't hear you leave." "I'm sorry." "Don't worry." "I want you." "I think about it all the time." "All the time." "I didn't know you could feel this way." "Love you." "Come on, guys!" "The owner of the scooter may not press charges." "I didn't even damage it." "Sign here." "Will you ever stop messing up?" "Did you give the cops my number?" "They can get that anywhere." "I just said I worked for you." "It was the magic word." "Bunch of jerks!" "All that for a stupid scooter..." "I don't deal anymore, just deliver." "I threw it all away before the cops got me." "I don't know how I'll pay for it." "They say, after prison, you wanna take on the world." "Maybe that's what I need." "After prison, you're all alone." "You'd shoot yourself rather than go back inside." "Put that on plates and spread them out." "Is there a dance?" "You lower the blade to scoop up the earth." "It's called a scraper." "That's the safety." "Like that, it won't start." "Gaby, I want Nicolas to demonstrate the excavator." "We'll show you how it works." "Thanks, Gaby." " Esteban, up you go." " I don't have a license!" "Step back, kids." "Give him a big hand!" "Nicolas!" "Nicolas!" "The kids have a surprise." "Don't worry, I won't damage it." "Finish practising with Gaby." "Then, you can join the night crew." "How's that?" "Day or night's fine by me." "That's OK with me." "How's that, then?" "There are things about my life you don't know." "You can start a new life." "That's what life's for." "I haven't wanted to settle down in a long time." "It'd make me very happy." "The bank manager rang all day." "To hell with him." "He's nobody." "Who'll pay for all this?" "He's rejected our most recent checks." "All the suppliers are yelling at me." "I'm sick of it." "I'm trying to help you." "Look how beautiful it is." "You don't realize what's happening." "If it was going to stop, we'd know by now." "Why should it stop?" "C'mon, guys, c'mon!" "DO NOT OPEN" "Project Manager of Highway 61a" "Come along with me, Nicolas." "Leave a message." "This is Mr Barracher from the bank." "I keep leaving you messages." "I have to say that unless you sort out the paperwork," "I'll have to consult my superiors." "I think it's deplorable that it's come to this." "This cannot continue, so please call me back very soon." "What about these 2 checks?" "What can I do?" "He'll only open an account elsewhere." "I believed in this guy." "I believed in him." "C'mon, guys, c'monI" "When did this happen?" "They took the petty cash." "Why do people do this?" "How am I supposed to work now?" "The printer's gone." "Don't throw these away." "They're important." "No, we have no idea." "Last month, they wrecked a school." "So, what now?" "Do you need papers?" "We've seen the damage." "Now you must come file a complaint." "You're here?" "I'm working." "One of your employees is a familiar face." "That boy." "He works for us." "It's not him." "Well, goodbye." "The police said you won't file a complaint." "Why's that?" "I don't have time." "Not anymore." "It's not that bad." "Come here." "What is it?" "I have to go." "I'll let you know, Mrs Arnaud." "Come with me." "Someone to see you." "Is this a bad time?" "The bastards!" "They did it last night?" "Wow!" "You told the insurer?" "Yes, but they'll take ages to pay out." "I can't work without a computer." "Should I call you boss?" "I met a lot of locals, looking for you." "They call you the big boss, Mr Philippe." ""'Mr"' Philippe..." "How did you find me?" "Someone saw you on TV, showing off." "You ain't exactly discreet." "What exactly is all this crap?" "What do you want?" "Money?" "Dough!" "Bread!" "The car and all the rest you took makes a lot of bread." "You steal a lot of bread off these folk?" "I'm not doing it for the money." "Why do you do it, then?" "Why?" "You know that Claude left me?" "You caused me a lot of trouble." "I won't let you mess things up." "So, you might as well kill me now." "That's what I'm doing." "Here..." "I found this little beetle on your site." "I've got some, but not all of them." "So long." "I heard the news." "Is everything in the box?" "Monika can call me." "What's the time?" "Forty past ten." "Monika said you haven't paid for the fuel." "I want to finish before it rains." "Is it going to rain?" "We'll run out of gas in a few hours." "34,000." "Hurry it up!" "The gas is coming." "What else has to be paid for?" "The lighting." "He wants cash." "He won't wait till the 28th." "Give them that for now." "What's going on?" "I can sell you another car." "There's 10,000." "Now can you wait a week?" "No, Mr Miller, it's a matter of trust." "What more do you need to let us work?" "Please calm down." "Come into my office." " I don't have time." " Mr Miller!" "What do I have to do?" "I rang his firm, CGI." "They didn't even know the work had resumed." "I'll call her back and find out." "Does your boss know?" "At first, he was so proud to be a part of it." "Now he's afraid he'll be asked to explain himself." "Did you call the cops about the break-in?" "He won't file a complaint." "And he's bought new stuff." "He can't write checks." "I don't know where he gets the money." "We'll soon find out." "I don't want to land in shit again." " I gotta go to work." " Now?" "I'm working from 9 PM to 5 AM." "Goodnight." "There's 10,000." "All that for 10,000 shitty euros." "It's all I have left." "What next?" "You gonna pay 'em back all the money you stole?" "Your project's just hot air." "You'll go down for 10 years and hang yourself in your cell." "Work is a fool's game, I always said so." "I'm going to pay a little visit to your friend, the lady mayor." "It'll give her a shock when I spill the beans, won't it?" "2 days..." "I'll give you 2 days." "You know where to reach me." "Does it hurt?" "I just want to finish my job." "Want to see a doctor?" "I've done some bad things in life." "You need to rest." "We'll make it." "I know we will." "You can't carry on like this." "Look at them." "We'll make it." "Stéphane, there are worrying rumors about the highway." "False and unpaid invoices, trafficking..." "I hope we haven't been helping a crook." "What does he stand to gain from it?" "You were seen with that guy." "People talk." "You were happy to have your picture taken with "'that guy"'." "C'mon, guys!" "It's stopped raining." "We might finish tomorrow night." "Finish what?" "The road." "I don't want you to lie to me." "There's nothing more humiliating." "You've never been truly humiliated." "I can't give up now." "It's too late." "I can't believe it." "I can't believe it's real." "Why?" "Because it was possible." "With me, too?" "We've done something extraordinary." "Known Philippe long?" "His real name's Paul." "Been on jobs together?" "His name's Paul..." "Paulo." "I know that." "Hello." "Good timing." "I'm with your little protégé!" "I've got the cash." "Hang on, I can't hear you." "Where can we meet?" "Here." "I'm at the Jack Pots." "I don't wanna be seen with you." "There's a sugar refinery nearby." " Stay a while." " I'm on the night shift." "Wait." "Can you get me some gear?" "I hear you're the man." "You heard wrong." "Hello." "Police." "His car is in the parking lot." "No-one cleaned his room?" "We didn't want to disturb him." "Should I call the police?" "Philippe, it's Monika." "It's Nicolas." "Bring some black coffee." "We looked all over for you." "Looks like you've done that all your life." "It seems ages ago." "I'll get the coffee or it'll take hours." "I saw your pal earlier." "He was leaving." "He looked rough." "We need you on site, Philippe." "We can't do anything without you." "Can you stop for a minute?" "What's going on?" "I'm pregnant." "We've been trying for a long time." "It worked at last." " We wanted to tell you first." " We're happy." "Congratulations." "I spoke to the agency this morning." "Your wages will be paid as usual on Friday." "Don't listen to gossip." "We have a job to finish." "We'll finish it together." "Well, we'll try." " The beer's on me." " Thanks." " I'll go talk to the night crew." " Bye." "We'll take his word for it." "We have no choice." "We have to trust him." "There's always rumors flying around." "Rival firms try to mess things up." "We have mouths to feed." "If you work and don't get paid, they're thieves, not bosses." "We've had a bill for a firm called GMTR." "Heard of them?" "What's the bill?" "Legrand, plant hire." "83,000 euros." "How much?" "!" "Whose signature is this?" "These are the latest plans." "Coffee?" "What do you think?" " Well?" " Not good." "Rain is forecast." "Let's protect these embankments." "They're the most exposed." "Why don't we protect them to here?" "Yeah, we can try." "What if there's heavy rain?" "Then, we're dead." "You've reached Legrand." "We're open from 8.;30 to 1 2.;30 and from 1.;30 to 6." "Please leave a message." "This is the Accounts Dept. at CGI." "We have an order form from GMTR." "It means nothing to us." "Please call me back." "I'm Mr Valais." "The number is 01 75 77 77 77." "Thanks, bye." "Here's another one." "Same signature." "What's he playing at?" "Hello, Mr Legrand here." "You left me a message about an invoice for Highway 61 ." "I deal with someone from your company." "Or rather, GMTR." "Yes, that's right." "Philippe Miller." "What?" "The agency sent the wages." "It's the last time, Philippe." "On Monday, the bills'll be unpaid." "We'll have finished then." "Try to stall them with that." "Here..." "Come on, move it." "Move all this!" "C'mon, guys, we gotta finish!" "Here, Lionel." "Frédéric." " Thanks." " Come with me." "Louis, he'll be in charge of an excavator tonight." "We must finish tonight." "I just spoke to the people at CGI." "They said you gave me a false order form, that there's no construction in the area." "The work doesn't exist." "So, none of this exists?" "I think it does exist." "They're your machines." "So, I don't exist either?" "You're talking to no-one!" "No-one!" "Here, Bernard." "Let's go to your office." "If it doesn't rain, we'll finish tonight." "What do you want?" "Want us to stop?" "Guys, we gotta finish tonight." "So, who wants to carry on?" "We carry on!" "There we go, the discussion's over." "Hello." "I'm Daniel Barraux, Operations Manager." "I didn't understand my assistant..." "Let me explain." "You're one of our works managers?" "Not exactly." "There..." "In the beginning, there was a beetle problem." "A what?" "A beetle." "In 90 days, we've managed to go from here... to here." "If it doesn't rain, we should finish tonight." "Finish what?" "You've built a section of highway?" "It'll be daylight in 3 hours." "You went to CGI today?" "What did they say?" "They said they trusted us." "It mustn't rain." "It should even end up costing less than a normal project." "What do you mean, "'normal project"'?" "Where's this road?" "Where does it go?" "I don't know." "Nowhere." "Don't forget your seat belt." "How did you get this paperwork?" "I just did." "I'll tell 'em to stop." "We keep going!" " It's too dangerous." " We keep going!" "I just want you to save my team." "Because they trusted me." "And because it's not their fault." "I don't really matter." "I was lucky to have met them." "I was lucky..." " Hang on..." " It hurts!" "It's stuck!" "There's gasoline!" "Don't leave me!" "Nicolas!" "Over there!" "He's upstairs?" "We have to call the police." "He's behind all the false order forms." "We must file a complaint." "He came of his own accord." "Are those his papers?" "He's done a runner." "What has he left behind?" "Thank you, boss" "We have to file a complaint." "An unconscious burns victim for shock treatment." "Sit down." "What'll they do to him?" "He shouldn't have been on his own." "He won't die?" "Leave us alone." "Miss?" "It's alright." "He has extensive burns, but he'll be OK." "Gaby, don't!" "You fucker!" "Fucker!" "Crook!" "Sorry about that, boss." "Why did you do this to us?" "Scumbag!" " Sir." " Well?" "He was at the hospital 2 hours ago." " What name do you know him by?" " Philippe Miller." " Is he armed?" " No idea." " Stop him by dawn." " We'll try." "This is the place, sir." "I think he's long gone." "After his last prison term, "'Philippe Miller"'disappeared." "No-one knows where he is." "When the "'real"' work resumed, all the workers and suppliers were rehired or compensated." "Only the temping agency filed a complaint." "GMTR's work was deemed to be in conformity by the Highways Department." "The beetles were moved to a nearby forest." "Subtitles:" "J. Miller"

"We are so proud of you, Gail but most importantly, be proud of yourself." "When you first came here to Shield House you said that you had nothing." "No home for your kids and no hope." "But now, you leave us 152 days sober." "And a new apartment and a good job." "I know it's not much, Tyra, but "thank you" just won't cover it." "Oh, and Breck gets one too." "Where is he?" "Right here, Gail." "My babies and me won't ever forget what you and Tyra and every one of you all have done for us." "Thank you." "Oh, you shouldn't..." "I mean, look, I feel silly accepting thanks from any of you." "Talk about heroes." "How hard you all work to lift yourselves up to make yourselves better." "It really inspires me to wanna do the same." "But enough about me." "You go, Gail." "Yeah." "All right." "Yeah, yeah." "All right, bye." "How's it coming?" "Nothing yet." "Danny just called from the guy's apartment." "Which happens to be on Park Avenue, by the way." "Yeah." "There's no car in his assigned spot, doorman hasn't seen him in two days." "What's a guy who lives on Park Avenue doing in the South Bronx?" "Community service." "Possession with intent, landed him in jail for 30 days plus 500 hours." "Which he completed a month ago." "Really?" "So why's he still here?" "It's a very good question." "Wait, wait, stop it right there." "Is that him?" "Yeah, that's him." "Five hours before he went missing." "Looks like he has company." "Wonder what he has in the bag." "Mr. Mulligan, we're not even sure it's a kidnapping." "Well, what else would it be?" "You name it." "Could be any number of things." "Did your son talk about any problems he had lately?" "No." "Not that I know of." "Have you seen this man?" "No." "I don't think so." "Let's talk about your son's drug history." "Well when he was 16, his mother died and I didn't keep him at home." "I let him go back to that boarding school and the worst bunch of spoiled ne'er-do-wells that you've ever met." "So all those misdemeanors prior to his Class B felony was because of a bunch of high school kids?" "No, I'm just saying that's where it got started." "He's a good boy." "That's why I had to get tough on him." "I just wasn't gonna pull strings for him anymore." "Dad." "This was a total setup." "Just be quiet." "These cops are idiots." "Well, those idiots have you on possession with intent, Breck." " That means jail." " Yeah, well, not if I didn't do it." "Look, I was at the club, I grabbed someone else's coat." "No more excuses." "You know, wasting your life is one thing, but I will not let you kill yourself." "Kill myself?" "Look, let's get out of here." "We'll talk about it over breakfast." "No, we're through talking." "I'm not fixing this, son." "Not this time." "What the hell are you talking about?" "I'll cover your legal fees and your basics thereafter." "We'll give it a year." "More if necessary." "You're cutting me off?" "You need to grow up, Breck." "You need to prove to me that you deserve all that you've been given." "Until you do, you're on your own." "Deserve?" "Like you deserve?" "What have you ever done with your life?" "I never embarrassed my family." "Yeah, right." "Hey, Dad." "Oh, come on, Dad." "Come on." "You can't do this, Dad." "No, Dad, come on, please...?" "It was the hardest thing I ever did, I think." "But I'd like to think that it did him some good." "So just how cut off was he?" "Well, I keep a roof over his head." "But no more weekends in Vail on the platinum card." "That sounds tough." "Regardless of what you two may think, it was a rude awakening for Breck." "But he's making a go of it." "He sounded great last time I talked to him on the phone." "And what was that call in reference to?" "He wanted money." "Forty-five thousand." "For what?" "He said it was for Shield House." "But he didn't get it." "Your son is a repeat offender." "Did it cross your mind that he might be doing drugs again?" "Well, the thought had occurred to me, yes." "Does he look familiar to you?" "I don't know." "It's kind of hard to tell with this." "We're wondering if it might be drug-related." "I doubt that." "If anything, Breck counseled some of our residents." " How many do you have?" " It varies." "Right now, we're at 32 women with 26 kids." "Some of these women have criminal records, right?" "Drugs, prostitution." "A few, yeah." "But they would never hurt Breck." "You seem pretty sure about that." "Put it this way, our women come to Shield House to start over." "They're not about to invite more trouble than they've had." "What about abusive husbands, dealers, pimps?" "They can't be happy about these women running out on them." "No, and they can be a problem." "And Breck did have a run-in with one of those guys." " But that was almost two months ago." " Why didn't you tell me what happened?" "Understand, Breck wasn't very helpful at first." "He was nice enough but not big on getting his hands dirty." "Until that day." "Here's your copy of the violation." "Breck?" " Breck, what the hell's going on?" " Look, Tyra, this is only temporary." "This guy came in, I tried to stop him but..." " Where's everybody going?" " The shelter." " What?" " Look, everything was fine until this drunken maniac came in." "Oh, hey, hey, hey." "Can I help you?" " Where's Maritza?" " Maritza." "Is she expecting you?" " Yeah." "Sure." "Get her out here." " Yeah." " She's in a workshop now..." " Don't you workshop me." " Tell that bitch to come down here." " Hey, look, man, look." " I understand, okay?" " You understand nothing, dog." "Don't you lay your hands on me." "Get off me, bitch." "Get off me." " Jana, call 911." " I'll kill your ass." "The cops took him away but one of them went upstairs to talk to Maritza and stepped through that hole in the floor." "Next thing I know, city building inspector's here someone from the Health Department." "They're making us shut down six units until we can fix these violations." "Oh, God." "No, this will cost a fortune." " It will be okay." " No, Breck, it won't." "Nothing's okay about the shelter." "Breck." "Breck, do we really have to go?" "No, well, I mean, yes, but you won't be there..." "But I don't like the shelter." "I'm sorry." "Here, you keep her." "The shelter's not safe." "You keep her here." "I will." "And I'll make sure she's very safe, okay, Loretta?" "You start the repairs." "I'll get the money." "That's the day he really got it." "He understood the work that we do, what we mean to these families." "And I know he felt responsible." "How much money are we talking about?" "Almost $90,000." "That includes plumbing and carpentry." "How much did Breck raise?" "He was getting close." "He showed up with almost $25,000 that first week alone." "But eventually, the money did slow down and, well, he kept chipping away at it but those families are still in the shelter." "Where was he getting all this money from?" "His rich friends, I guess." "I'm gonna need a list of those donations." "Also, any information you have about Maritza's husband." "Sure." "Okay, so Felipe made bail the next day and I can't seem to make out enough of this guy's face to catch any resemblance." "Both ugly." "Yes, this is true." "How is that donor list coming?" "Well, it's okay, except for one thing." "That first 25 grand Breck raised it came almost exclusively in banker's checks." "Now after that, he started showing up with cash donations." " Cash?" " Yeah." "Totaling $31,000 and it's listed as:" ""In-Kind Gifts from Anonymous Donors. " See that?" "All right, so let's say Breck taps out his friends borrows cash from this guy and gets killed for not paying him back?" "I don't think got killed." "You can't squeeze money out of a dead man." "Saw him...?" "Good, you're back." "I'm dying." "Keep going, keep going." "You're doing great, gringo, keep going." "He said something about three white guys jumping out of a car." "SUV." " SUV." " Yeah." "Okay." "You just asked him how much he weighs." " I did?" " You did." "No." "Okay." "What the hell?" "What do you think you're doing?" "Get off me." "Please." "Let me go." "Leave me alone." "Just ask him if he saw the plates." "Please?" "All right." "The first three letters of the plates were P-D-H." "Textbook kidnapping." "Get off me." "Please." "Let me go." "Okay, we got a hit off a partial plate from DMV." "A champagne Escalade ran a red light on the East Side eight minutes after Breck was abducted." " I love photo tickets." " Say that when you get one." "Well, this one is registered to a Todd Kipling from Scarsdale." "Well, he doesn't look like a Todd." "Yeah, well, she doesn't look like a Todd either." "You're kidding me." "What is this, FBI traffic school?" "Why was your girlfriend in such a hurry?" "First of all, Heidi's not my girlfriend, so I'm quite available." "Oh, that's a shock." "Why don't you tell us, what was the hurry?" "We were late." "I didn't even know I ran the light." "That's not what this is about." "We have a witness who saw that car involved in a kidnapping that same night." " Oh, no." "That was a total goof." " A goof?" "Totally." "Like a prank." " Was Breck in on it?" " No." "Why would I ruin the surprise?" "The party was for him." "So it was a surprise party?" "Yeah." "Or in Breck's case, more like a surprise intervention." "We hardly see him anymore." "He's so busy with that charity." "Not that we didn't support what he was doing." "We've been friends forever." "Since boarding school?" "Yeah, Breck and Todd." "But we go back even further." "Breck's like a brother to me." "Please, just call him, he'll tell you." "It was no kidnapping." "Why don't you tell us a bit more about this so-called intervention?" "I planned the party and Todd thought it would be a fun way of getting Breck there." "I don't have money." "You think I do but I don't." "Guys, stop, this is cruel." "Okay, okay." "Will you stop?" "What the hell, you guys?" "What the hell?" "Oh, my..." " Oh, man, guys." " You should have seen your face." "You scared the crap out of me, man." "We wanted to see you, and God knows you never call us anymore." "But after this, you wonder why?" "How any self-respecting spoiled rich kid can lower himself to ask those old blue-bloods for money is beyond me." "Yeah, well, it's beyond me too, man." "I can't stay, guys." " What?" "You're not going anywhere." " What?" "We got the place to ourselves." "Everybody's waiting for you." "You're the guest." " You picked the worst night." " What?" "But, Breck, come on, we miss you." " I don't miss you guys." " Yeah, you do." " Yes, you do." " No, I don't." "He didn't stay long." " So where do you think he was going?" " I don't know." "Was he high?" "Was he looking for drugs?" "I wouldn't know." "I mean, that's not my thing." "It's not your thing?" "I'm looking at your record here." "DUl 2002, '04, '05 a visit to the Betty Ford clinic just this year." "That is privileged information." "You have no right..." "Your privileges have been revoked in here." "Look at this picture." "Clearly, you are driving this vehicle, probably under the influence and your license has been suspended indefinitely." "If I put this in the right hands, you are looking at serious prison time." "Just call Breck, please, and he'll tell you." "I would if he wasn't missing." "Missing?" "Yeah, missing." "I don't know anything." "L..." "He wasn't in a good place." "He had been on an upswing but he wasn't that night." "What is wrong with you?" "Where do I begin?" "It's been a bad couple of days." "But a month ago, you were on top of the world preaching the joys of philanthropy." "I can suck the joy out of just about anything." "That is not true." "You love what you're doing." "I can tell." "I love what I'm doing but not what I did." "Not at all." "What are you talking about?" "Breck, this one's got your name on it, man:" "No, Barry, no, no." "He's cool." " Like old times, Breck." " Go on." "Breck, no." " No, Breck." " Look, why not?" "Who cares anyway?" "Do you want food?" "You should eat." "Look, I'm not hungry." "I gotta go." "Go?" "Go where?" "Look, I'll be back." "God, is there a payphone around here?" "I don't know." "So it was drugs?" "He's my friend." "And it didn't worry you that your friend never came back?" "Why would it?" "I just figured that he went home." "Okay, Heidi, I'm gonna need you to write down the name of the club your friends and anybody else who may have seen him." "Look, I'd be more than happy to help but that's a lot of numbers." "Yeah, well, just get your Treo out and get busy, blondie." "Mr. Mulligan?" "Any word?" "No." "Not yet, sir." "Look, if you'd rather be at home we can always call you as soon as we know something." "Let me ask you something, agent...?" "Fitzgerald." "Fitzgerald." "I was shown a photo of a man earlier some kind of surveillance from Shield House." "Right." "Think you recognize him now?" "No, but..." "And I only thought about this afterwards." "My son had asked me for money." "Yeah, I was aware of that." "I'm sure that wasn't easy for you." "All his life, I'd said yes to him." "Whatever he wanted." "The one time I say no, we end up here." "I just want it back." "Yeah, I know you do." "Thank you." "Omar's Dungeon confirmed that Breck's friends stayed there till closing with Todd picking up the check." " For wealthy people they sure know how to slum it." " Yeah." "Anything from the payphone?" "Well, it shows six calls between the hours of 10 and 12." "All 212, 917, and there's one 203, lasting less than a minute." " 203, that's Connecticut." " New Canaan." " And it's to an E. M. Danforth." " Why does that ring a bell?" "I don't know." "Hang on." "All right, here she is." "She didn't call us back." "Ten thousand dollars from personal trust of Elizabeth Manning Danforth, dated 2-28-06." "All right." "Oh, my poor Breck, I had no idea." "He was last seen before he placed a call here at 10:23 p. m." "Oh, my God." "And here, I thought he'd just gotten distracted by work." " What do you mean?" " He said he was running late." "And when he never showed, I assumed he'd gotten busy with the charity." " Mrs. Danforth, I wanted to ask you..." " Betty please." "Okay, Betty." "Was Breck in the habit of making late-night visits?" "Occasionally." "Is that a problem?" "So, what exactly was going on here?" "We had a brief relationship several years ago." "How old was Breck?" "Younger." "We both were." "But the world got a bit too small, so we decided to go back to being friends." "Until a month ago." "What happened a month ago?" "We bumped into each other at a Guggenheim function." "He was trying to raise money and feeling for him, I..." "We had a few drinks." "So your next donation will go to repair these walls and this corridor." "I completely suck at this." "Oh, I've seen worse." "I gotta get this money, Betty." "You should see these kids." "This girl, she gave me her doll to keep until she can move back in." "Look, I'd write you another check but my accountant already thinks I gave too much." "Maybe next month." "Yeah, I know." "You've been so great." "Give me a hand, won't you?" "Sorry." "It's quite all right." "Don't let Sotheby's give you less than 6000." "No, Betty, I couldn't." "I insist." "Take it." "Only this time, let's be discreet." "No." "Look I..." "I don't know." "Don't know what?" "We're both adults who have done it before." "And you want to help those kids, right?" "So the relationship is back on?" "I wouldn't say that." "I mean, believe me, I'm intensely fond of Breck, it's just more of an arrangement now." "How often?" "Once, twice a week." "So it's safe to say that these in-kind donations are from you?" "I'm not that generous." "There's others?" "Oh, it's possible I may have bragged just a little." "So Breck was pimping himself out for charity." "Oh, that's such an ugly word." "Well, what word would you use, Mrs. Danforth?" "Escort." "That's what he is, an escort." "We just don't happen to go anywhere." "You still on hold?" "And they play the worst Muzak ever." "Is there good Muzak?" "So I figure if a gigolo leads to lonely women some of those lonely women gotta have husbands." "I'm gonna cross-reference the donor list, see what I can find." "No, I'm here, yes, yeah." "Okay, and when was that?" "All right, thank you." " We don't have to worry about this one." " Clear?" "He's dead." "Killed by a rival gangbanger two weeks ago." " Oh, Felipe, we hardly knew you." " Okay, look." "I've been going over this Sotheby's list of everything Breck sold them." "There's jewelry, silver, watches." "Net worth:" "Over $30,000." "But the interesting item is a vase worth close to five grand." "Because it was part of a set Sotheby's put a call in to the previous owner to approve the sale." " And who was that?" "That would be one Clayton Whitney, Esquire." "Sorry to stop by so late, Mrs. Whitney." "What happened?" "Is it my husband?" "What, he's not here?" "No, he..." "What is this about?" "We're looking for Breck Mulligan." " Who?" " Mrs. Whitney did you pay Breck for sex?" "I don't know what you are talking about." "That must have hurt." "Breck give you that shiner?" "No." "No, Breck would ne..." "So much for "Breck who?"" "Why don't you tell us about your relationship with him?" "There is no relationship." "Tell me, what happened?" "He..." "Clayton, he..." "Clayton did this to you?" "He knows about us." "Sotheby's called him." "He put it together." "He went crazy." "He wants a divorce." "A divorce?" "But I don't care." "He can have one." "No, no." "Look, it's just..." "It doesn't matter, Breck, I have you." "Me?" "We don't have to sneak around anymore:" "I don't know how to say this." "Oh, I am so sorry." " No, you have nothing to be sorry for." " Yes, I do." "Listen." "I've never thought of us as anything more than what we'd been doing." "I thought you understood." "Get out." "I'm so sorry, Carol." "That was three days ago." "Clayton's been in the Hamptons ever since." "Have you spoken to Breck or your husband since then?" "Is it possible your husband was pissed off enough to hire somebody to kill Breck?" " No, I don't think so." "But then again, I never thought he would hit me either." "I'm gonna need that address in the Hamptons." "Right." "No, I'll take care of it." " Unbelievable." " What?" "That was Danny calling from Whitney's place." " His alibi check out?" " Yeah." "He denies going after Breck but he does admit he called Shield House to let them know what Breck was up to with his wife." "You knew full well what he was doing to raise money." "Yes." " But..." " But what?" "You just forgot to mention it?" "I'm scared." "I can't have you shutting us down." "We're not interested in shutting you down." "Well, maybe not you." "But 85 percent of our funding came from church groups." "If word of what he did got out that would be gone and we would be done." "And I can't let that happen." "Even if that means us not finding Breck?" "Look, I love the guy, but I have to think of Shield House." "The women, the kids..." "So you got a call from Mr. Whitney telling you what Breck was doing with his wife..." "No, that's not how I found out." "Breck had come in because he knew it had to stop." "But he had to admit it to me first." "That the best way you could think of to raise money?" "By sexing up a bunch of old, rich women?" " Look, we needed the money, Tyra." " Like there aren't other ways to get it." "When that little girl, Loretta, looked at me I mean, she..." "I had to do something." "She needed me." "And if what you did gets us shut down, then where does Loretta go?" "I just wanted to help." "This could ruin us." "I won't let it." "Look, I'll stop and I will make it right." "I don't think you can." "You have to let me try." "Please." "I need this place." "He had done so much for us." "I just couldn't say no." "So, what was he planning?" "He had five or six in-kind donations that he hadn't cashed in yet." "He was gonna return them." "I guess it was his way of undoing things." "And did you happen to get a look at any of these in-kind donations?" "Didn't want to." "He had them in his bag." " Right." " Anyway that's where he was going that night." "To make things right." "Okay." " Elena." " Hey, man." " I need you to run a name for me." " Your computer broken?" "Can you be nice, please?" " Nazar Rahim of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn." " What's up?" "Remember that vase that Mrs. Whitney gave to Breck?" " Part of a set." " Exactly." "What happened to the other?" "Sotheby's has no record, neither does Christie's." "I started to call the pawn shops." "First Rate Collectibles purchased the vase from a Nazar Rahim for 800 bucks two days ago." "Is that a coincidence?" "I don't think so." "Check this out." ""Narcotics, narcotics assault with a deadly weapon, narcotics, narcotics. "" "I think this guy likes narcotics." "All right, this is your finger drilling a hole in the guy's chest." "And this is you trying to steal his bag." "So what?" "The guy owed me money." "For what?" "Drugs?" "What drugs?" "I'm a businessman now." "What kind of a business are you in?" "Business of looking good, my man." "So how much did Breck owe you?" "Five thousand." " So he paid you with the vase?" " Yeah, and he screwed me too." " Wasn't even worth 1000." " Yes, it was." "I'd say it was First Rate Collectibles that screwed you." "Look, Nazar, here's the deal." "We could keep you here as long as we want just for looking good." "Hey, I didn't touch one hair on his head." "No, you threw him against the wall." "Yeah, I was pissed." "Sucker owed me money." "I got only 800 for your stupid vase." "You think you could cheat me?" "I told you where to sell it." "Sotheby's knows what that's worth." "I want the rest." "You had the rest." "I already paid you." "There's nothing in there for you." "Then I guess I go back to see the bitch." "No." "Look, this is my debt now." "I told her I'd take care of it and I did." " No, you didn't." " You listen." "You leave her alone." "She has enough trouble staying away from you as it is." "You're killing her." "You don't tell me what to do, okay?" "And that was it." "So if he's missing now, maybe he's hiding from me." "All right, who was the girl?" "I think she must be hiding too." "Listen, Nazar, I need names." "Who was the girl?" "All right, why don't you take a seat right there." "Thanks for coming in again, Heidi." "What's going on?" "Did you find Breck?" "No." "We have another friend of yours in custody." "Mr. Rahim." "He's no friend of mine." "That's not what he says." "He says you owe him 5000 bucks and that Breck was covering for you." "That's a lie." "And why would I need Breck's money anyway?" "Because you've been snorting your own up your nose:" "What?" "What is this?" "Heidi, you wanna explain to us why you bought a one-way ticket from Fishkill station into Manhattan the same night that Breck disappeared?" "Look, Fishkill's about what, a half-hour north from here?" "So how'd you get up there, Heidi?" "Oh, that's right, I'd lost my bag last week." "You know, I have FBI agents combing Fishkill right now." "You could help narrow the search if you wanted to." " Where did you get that?" " Question is, where did you get it?" " I don't know." " You don't know how Breck's bag ended up in your apartment?" "You know what I think?" "Your parents wouldn't give you the money you owed." "But you knew Breck would bail you out." " I didn't mean it." " Didn't mean what?" "I wanna be a better person, I really do." "You could start right now by telling the truth." "I was just so scared and Breck had all these other things on his mind." "Yo, Breck, this one's got your name on it, dude." " No, thanks, Barry, I'm..." " Come on." "Dude, I'm cool." "I'm cool." "Thanks." "What?" "Don't look at me like that." "I'm a nervous wreck." "You know what?" "Come here." "If you'd laid off that crap to begin with, you wouldn't have to be." " You said you would cover me." " Yeah, and I did." "Look, Nazar's an idiot." "I'll talk to him, we'll work it out." "Tomorrow." "I gotta go." " Go?" "Go where?" " Look I'm taking all this stuff back." "Oh, my God." "Hopefully marking the end to the stupidest thing I've ever done." "Wait, Breck, just one of these would cover Nazar." "They don't belong to me and they're not for him." "Breck, please." "You know..." "Damn, is there a payphone around here?" "I don't know." "Come on, I'm getting you out of here." "Come on." "We took a cab back to his neighborhood and got the car and started driving up towards Connecticut." "Just stop wasting time." "Just get the money you need from your parents and get clean and come and work with me." "Come on, that rich bitch won't even notice if we return this stuff or not." " You're not even listening to me." " Hey." " What, you don't even trust me now?" " Not so much." "I trust you." "You trust anyone who can score you an eight ball." "You make me sound like I'm a junkie." "You are." "You should see yourself." "These jerks you're hanging out with." "You hang out with them because they get you high." " They don't care about you." " That is not true." "Stop wasting your life." "What are you talking about?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "Excuse me if I'm not whoring myself out for some charity." "Look, I am trying to do the right thing." "I am trying hard to help people." "You're trying to help people?" "Well, I help people." " I help people all the time." " You use people." "You're using me because you need someone to save your ass." "Shut up." "Just shut up." "Oh, my God." "I didn't mean to hit him." "I didn't mean to hit him that hard." "He just lost control of the car but I didn't mean to..." "I didn't mean to hit him that hard." " Then why did you just leave him there?" " I don't know." "Breck?" "Oh, no." "Breck?" "When nobody came to help us, I just panicked." "And I crawled out of the car and followed the train-station lights back towards town." "But you had the presence of mind to take this?" "Breck was the only real friend I ever had." "I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry." "Yeah, Elena." "Yeah, we got him, Martin." "Quarter-mile east of the train station, not 30 yards below the highway." "There's no way a driver going by fast would have seen him." "No way." "Okay." "Thanks." "All right." "Okay." " Thank you." " Did he suffer?" "No, he didn't." "Coroner said that he died on impact." "What was he doing up there?" "I think he was probably trying to make up for some of the mistakes he made in his life." "More importantly, he was really trying to help out those kids at Shield House." "Shield House." "Yes, sir." "That place really meant a lot to your son." "I'm sorry." "Thank you." "Thank you so much, Mr. Mulligan for completing the work that your son started." "While the money that Breck provided can be replaced filling the void that he leaves behind will be no easy task." "How do you measure the spirit of someone who helped so many?" "And while writing a check is no doubt a very generous act actually touching someone's life that takes more." "Where will the next Breck come from?" "L..." "I honestly don't know." "I just hope he or she comes soon." "Adapted by:" "SDI Media Group"

"I would have called it:" ""The downfall of a monster!"" "And I will call my masterpiece:" ""The end of a fool"!" "Spare your irony, Caligula!" "Save it for your friends for your sycophants friends!" "How dare you?" "You little bastard!" "You are going to wish that you have never been born!" "Delicious!" "Each one of them!" "This man has very good friends amongst the legionaries and he's got a lot of power." "Don't be afraid of the emperor!" "He is like a father to me!" "I am going to ask my father if he let's me join the pretorians." "Why?" "Being part of the royal guards is the highest honor for a young man." "They are the best soldiers." "Respected by everybody." "And this way I could always be on the side of the emperor." "I only wish that you wouldn't do that." "The guns and the hatred only lead to murder and destruction." "I have never heard you talking like that before!" "Does your new god teach you that?" "Yes!" "He is a god who only speaks of love and peace!" "The love thing interests me!" "Not this kind of love!" "Another one!" "I'd bet that Miriam has told you that." "That's not true and you know that." "Miriam is a priest of the god Anubis and not of the christs." "But Miriam is a slave!" "How come she is a priest?" "Miriam is not a slave!" "My father is going to release her before he dies." "She's like a sister to me." "She has taken the curse off me." "lam deeply grateful to her." "I'm sorry." "I didn't know that you are that close." "The emperor is very upset about it." "He found the body and ordered that the murderers are to be found and punished." "Bad news Markus." "Domizius has tried it on his own." "He was found and arrested." "Inform the others!" "Leave us alone!" "What is this, Markus?" "Just because we are friends doesn't mean that you can simply come in here?" "Our friendship is a thing I could gladly do without." "At least he can't squeal anymore, can he?" " You filthy worm!" " Calm down Markus!" "This is not the right time to argue." "Things are even worse:" "This morning, the son of Consul Tullio Gallius was found dead." "They say, that he was killed by the christians." "Together with a young girl." "The christians?" "That's impossible!" "Those poor devils only speak of love and peace!" "They could never do anything like this!" "They are supposed to have raped the girl." "After that they killed the boy, because he wanted to protect her." " Who found his body?" " The pretorians." "And if we don't have a catastrophe, he creates one." "He wants to cause a famine by closing the granaries." "His last orders are to remove the heads of all statues Jupiters and let them be exchanged to his liking." "He has invited us to a banquet, where he wants to force us to serve at his table in order to save the costs of the slaves." "He wants to abase us." "You wouldn't even treat a horse like this!" "Once and for all we have to put his infamy to an end!" "Why don't we ask a favour of Gallius?" "His legions are stationed in front of Rome?" "This would cause a civil war." "Besides, not everbody in the senate is hostile to Caligula." "Everybody is afraid of each other." "He has made them paranoid." "We are all very curious about your plans, Cesar!" " Demetrius?" " Here are the plans divine Cesar!" "Inspired by the style of Greece!" " Wonderful!" " Thank you, oh divine!" "Please notice the size of the new amphitheater." "It has got a capacity for 50.000 persons!" "Do I have a price?" "But the empire exists already, oh divine!" "And so do you!" "But this piece of art has to to build." "And it costs!" "Then, we will use the state's treasury!" "Honestly spoken, divine Cesar, the treasure is nearly exhausted... and to realize such a project not sufficent at all." "If there is no money, then we'll have to get some!" "Drink Domizius!" "Drink with me... to the glory of Cesar!" "Did you see what I did to him?" "He was a fool." "Only a fool is playing with his life." "You would like to change seats with him?" "Released from life?" "This won't happen!" "You will live my friend!" "Rome is going to be the symbol of my power." "And you the symbol of my cruelty." "When I have finished building my masterpiece my name will become immortal!" "And then no one will deny that Gaius Cesar is a god!" "They always put us to the dogs and horses!" "Yes, but I was afraid that I am too old." "The most important thing is that we've got work." "Be careful!" "Don't let him loose his interest!" "Now is the time where things are turning!" "Let yourself be dominated!" "Let him believe that he can!" "Surrender to his wishes!" "Open yourself, Lavinia!" "Open yourself!" "And don't stop until he has given you all of his virility!" "Gaius Cesar Germanicus!" "Father of our fatherland!" "Emperor by the will of god." "Divine emperor of the world!" "The jugglers!" "No!" "Spare my daughter!" "Kill me if you like but spare her!" "The only thing which is important is that you escape!" "Iam not going to escape." "When the sun sets in an orgy of light in the east are you able to prevent that?" "Are you able to create a human being?" "No!" "But I can do much better!" "I kill human beings, sending them back to where they came from or I take their sight of the sun by blinding them." "I decide who lives and who dies... the city that I Will build!" "Iwill create an immortal Rome!" "Not even the mighty Olympus will not be able to prevent the birth of this city!" "Oh mighty Cesar." "Now I know, that you are mad." "Mad?" "Why?" "Because I take what I want without asking?" "Because I have everyone executed who hates or betrays me?" "I simply wipe away the worms which are attracted by the fetidness of their souls and which they try to hide under their tunicas." "No Petreius, I'm not mad." "I am free!" "I am the only free man in the world!" "That's the reason why they hate me." "Petreius:" "Why do you stay with me?" "Why don't you simply leave me to my solitude?" "Because I love you, like my own son." "You love me?" "Like your son?" "I love you, too!" "Where are you?" "I can live with the election of Claudius Tiberius but he must restore all our privileges." "Don't worry." "Claudius will do anything we want." "But we still didn't solve one problem:..." "Who is going to kill Caligula?" "Ancl how will it happen?" "I'll take care of this problem." "I know who is going to kill Caligula." "Who will kill that monster!"

"Brought to you by WITH S2 Written In The Heavens Subbing Squad" "Final Episode" "One of them is missing." "Inspect the premises." "Yes, Naeuri!" "All over the place, no stones unturned!" "Uh?" "!" "Yes!" "Ggeutbong!" "What happened to you?" "They're... all... dead..." "But..." "I brought my rifle?" "!" "Ggeutbong!" "Get a hold of yourself!" "Run..." "Run away..." "and live together with Chobok." "They're scary." "Those people are really sc..." "Ggeutbong!" "Ggeutbong!" "Ggeutbong..." "Do you know how to read?" "...Eonni." "What is it?" "Did Daegil Orabeoni send it?" "Jjakgwi will take Song Taeha's spouse and the child, and head for Mount Jobi in Yongin." "And we will meet at the tavern near the crossroads in Yicheon." "And me?" " He said to hasten?" " Fine, fine..." "Why should I?" "If it weren't urgent, would he send us word?" "That's his problem!" "So he sends me to Yongin on an errand, and he takes off to Yicheon?" "Do you even know who Song Taeha's spouse is?" "Why even ask?" "She's that woman with the child..." "That woman is Eonnyeon." "Right, she's..." "Really?" "!" "Why would he ask a half enemy to help him, then?" "!" "Chief, our hideout has been exposed." "Say what?" "!" "Our boys down the mountain weren't killed by those men, but by Training Command officers." "Who did Daegil bring to this place?" "It's in the vicinity of the old Namsomun." "Is it only Song Taeha and Lee Daegil?" "We could not verify how many men were there." "What is that supposed to mean?" "Both the battalion on their trail... and the troops joining them were attacked at the same time." "They're trying to make us spread out our forces." "Don't break your lines and continue on the same pursuit." "Yes." "Our men at the Royal Embassy will maintain their post." " Let's go." " Yes." "It's all right, you won't die." "Because, don't you know?" "We might have lost in battle, but they never caught us before while on the run!" "While we're there, let's just move our hideout to a place like Mount Geumgang." "If we move to such a wonderful place, wouldn't it cultivate our minds as well?" "Are we moving right away?" "I need to leave for a few days, so you get prepared and wait for me." "As for your belongings, I'll take care of everything, so don't worry." "And why would you take care of that?" "I have reasons you don't know about." "Ehh..." "So..." "Let's see..." "Dismissed!" "Let's go." "This time, Daegil will have to pay me back firsthand." "I have a favor to ask." "Ohh..." "Go ahead." "I have a brother in Omok-Gol in Yeoju." "I'd like you to send someone and verify how he's doing." "You little..." "Do you even know who you're dealing with, ordering us around?" " Also..." " What, again?" "!" "Why don't you release those men?" "Those fools?" "Yes, they know my spouse very well, so I believe it was just a misunderstanding." "Fine, all right." "Before that, wait a moment." "Why didn't you tell us those troops were after you?" "So, what, tagging along uninvited once again?" "Who said I'd tag along?" "I have places to go myself, the hell is wrong with you?" "Anyhow, don't you try to follow us, or I'll just..." "If you go, I wish you happiness." "You, your spouse, and the child as well." "Take good care of the Young Master." "Of course..." "Think of how much Daegil Orabeoni likes me." "He couldn't possibly live without me." "Listen..." "Listen to her..." "Spewing enough crap to scare off a cow with the runs." "He can't live without you?" "!" "You'll end up croaking if he hears that..." "Let's get going!" " Goodbye." " Goodbye!" "A tiger, indeed." "One prances around like a twit risking his neck, the other hides placidly shooting arrows..." "Let's go." "Wretched twat..." "Free the way." "Wow..." "Take a look at those palace gates." "You'd wet your pants just taking a glance at them, so how could we possibly think of infiltrating that place?" "Isn't that right?" "Ggeutbong." "I don't think I can live without Chobok." "She said she'd be waiting for me..." "But I'm not going to die like a beast." "I'll show them..." "Show them that even slaves like us... live in this world." "If I can only do that, it'll be worth dying for." "Isn't that right, Chobok?" "Runaway slaves gathered and attacked the Slave Tribunal?" "!" "What a most lamentable quandary." "We might be blessed by prosperity according to some, but, ignored by provincial governors who purchased their status, throngs of peasants unable to cultivate our land gather, turning their backs on their country, an eternal quandary we have been lamenting for time immemorial." "With public fervor sweltered by rampant disaffection, what could I do to quell this ferment?" "Through a swift and sweeping process of pursuit and census reforms, by gathering runaway slaves, errant wanderers and labor deserters... and sending them to our northern frontier to build fortifications, Sire." "And you say their numbers would reach the hundred thousand?" "That is indeed the case, Sire." "They are people of Joseon just as well, so according them the opportunity to devote themselves for their country... would not only abate any possibility of further disturbance, but also build a stern foothold to confront the Qing with." "Proceed as you see fit." "Your grace is immeasurable, Sire." "You fool..." "Eopbok!" "Aigoo..." "Hey..." "Just come." "Hurry up and come here!" "Their traces lead east." "Let's go." "Tired?" "You've gone batty already..." "Who ever said I was tired?" "How long has it been..." "Know for how long we've been running together?" "We were running back then as well." "But it wasn't side by side, was it?" "Living on the run is a wretched nuisance anyway." "I feel sorry for you." "But is not chance part of our destiny as well?" "We need to go." "They would have sent a whole army after us by now." "I wonder if we could have met as compeers, instead." "I'm not going to be friends with any slave." "You still think of me as a slave?" "Anyone bound to this world of ours by something, you know?" "!" "They're all slaves." "Remaining with Jjakgwi would have been much easier on you, why even bother following us?" "Tell me about it." "All this time," "I've been everywhere and done pretty much anything, but there is a place where nobody wants to end up, yet one I really want to go." "Where, Yicheon?" "!" "Saenggeo Yicheon, Sahu Yongin*!" "*Yicheon is great to live, Yongin the best place to die" "It's Saenggeo Jincheon, Sahu Yongin*." "*Same meaning, with Jincheon replacing Yicheon" "As I said..." "Yicheon or Jincheon, as long as Daegil Orabeoni is there, it'll be fine with me." "All right." "Let's go there." "After we go there, Daegil will eventually come as well, and then you'll manage by yourselves." "Eventually?" "!" "He's not coming there?" "He told us to meet there, so he'll come as well." "What is it?" "I don't think Daegil Orabeoni is coming to Yicheon." "Uh?" "!" "What are you trying to say?" "We promised to meet there." "How could you believe a man's pledge?" "Hey!" "Seolhwa!" "I had this little hope I could embrace this child..." "You really seem to like children." "Aigoo..." "Aigoo..." "Aigoo..." "Aigoo..." "He's just so ridiculously cute..." "Maybe that's the reason... some people would even infiltrate someone else's hideout, and try to take him away." "I feel reassured with you by our side." "Since you're Eonnyeon..." "He had been looking for you for so long..." "I just felt pity for him." "Living that way doesn't work out in most cases." "There is nothing as powerful as destiny can be." "Indeed, indeed, indeed..." "We live by the card destiny puts in our hands." "Let's go!" "Life is short, and so is the night!" "Yes." "It was a mess the likes of which nobody has ever seen before." "This slave suddenly enters the palace gates, and starts shooting everyone from chiefs to constables standing guard." "Then, Chief Oh?" "!" "How could you let lowly vermin enter the palace?" "Your Excellency." "It has nothing to do with us, why are you doing this?" "Did he not slay his keeper and run away?" "How negligent could your inspections have been, if he managed to cause such a commotion in the middle of the day?" "But we only inspected at night..." "Shut that gob!" "Keep acting like this with me, and you'll incur consequences!" "Do you know how close His Excellency the Left State Councilor and I are?" "!" " Proceed!" " Yes!" "Your Excellency..." "Then, well..." "Guess if he's lucky, they'll only force him into slavery." "What's this?" "Seems like you're disappointed I'm here in Chief Oh's stead..." "What are you saying?" "How could we?" "Don't even mention it!" "That Chief Oh or whatever he's called..." "I wonder how many times he left you out and kept it all for himself, it must have been a chore to endure." "Indeed, uh?" "!" "Aigoo!" "He was so insufferable, the likes of which nobody has ever seen before." "That's what I'm saying, uh?" "!" "Let's have something to drink, shall we?" "And a pair of chickens on top of that." "Ahh..." "Would a pair be enough, uh?" "!" "I'll be damned..." "What is he asking for, a feast or something?" "He's even worse than Chief Oh." "Tell me about it." "Is it the morrow?" "We'll have to reach it via boat." "*waterway in southern Yongin" "We'll take Anseongcheon* all the way to the sea." "If it's Anseongcheon, we'll have to change boats on the way." "We'll have to, since it's all boat until Ganghwa Island as well." "We must reach it by the morn, Anseongcheon." "I see you discount no detail whatsoever." "I've learned a lot from you." "Of course." "You should get on your knees and be grateful." "For all the things I taught you..." "General." "What brings you here?" "We escorted them." "It was a long journey." "Are you unscathed?" "Hey!" "Jjakgwi Eonni!" "Been a while." "Daegil!" "Look..." "Look at how this crooked Eonni greets you..." "Why?" "Payback for the errand?" "Did your manners go on an excursion?" "Sending your Eonni on errands." "Think of how nice it is." "Going out on an excursion, for once." "It's nice!" "Uh?" "!" "Thank you for coming." "That's all?" "!" "Not a man of many words, are we?" "!" "The journey is long, so I will leave behind a debt of gratitude." "So that's all." "The shorter your tongue, the quicker you'll croak." "All right." "I'll take it as an advice." "I'll get going." "Won't you follow us?" "What am I, crazy?" "Why would I tag along?" "Shouldn't you see us reach that place... in all safety?" "I wanted to show you that." "For I don't want to leave any more debts behind." "You still like making things complicated, don't you?" "!" "Just take it as it comes, this wretched existence." "If you don't get dirty on purpose..." "I trust you will be joining us there." "It's Anseongcheon." "Daegil." "Why don't you come live with me, and spend the rest of your days up in the mountains?" "Stay out there in this wretched world, and you'll only get closer to the coffin." "I had this dream, you know?" "This late brother of mine was smiling at me." "But why could he be smiling?" "!" "Forget the world and Eonnyeon, and just follow me." "There's nothing else we could ask for over there, at least." "Quite the words of wisdom, for someone who ran away terrified by the world out there." "How long do you think you'll last that way?" "Avoid the rain and you'll fall into the water." "Think I'm avoiding the world out of fear?" "It's because it disgusts me." "It's foul and disgusting, so we're living by ourselves." "Be it this or that," "I'll have to follow my path." "Indeed!" "Indeed, indeed..." "Should you encounter any difficulties, deal with them yourself, and if anything nice happens, let me know." "Hey, Jjakgwi Eonni." "Long life and prosperity." "At least until you croak." "Uh?" "I'm going." "Deranged fool..." "If the world was so forgiving, think I'd keep hiding away?" "Are we really going to Mount Geumgang?" "We'll have to wait for Jjakgwi first to know." "But, Mother." "Must we really... continue living on the run?" "Still, we at least get to live like human beings." "Jjakgwi Orabeoni!" "Orabeoni..." "What's with you, again?" "And Daegil Orabeoni?" "He's gone!" "Gone?" "Where?" " To Yicheon?" " Nah, to Anseongcheon." "Thank you, Orabeoni." "Move." "They cut all their tongues, didn't they?" "!" "Traces spread towards Anseong and Janghowon." "So that means they met here, and parted ways again?" "It indeed seems so." "Rumors are spreading on the streets, right?" "About them taking fourteen-year-old girls along?" "Yes." "What day is today?" "The thirteenth day." "First battalion, head to Janghowon and block the way." "Second, take the path to Anseongcheon." "Yes!" "The rest, follow me." "Daegil isn't coming?" "We were contacted to come here ourselves." "That kind of smells?" "!" "First he keeps saying he'll pay down to the last penny, and look at him holding off to the last moment..." "Seven hundred nyang." "Will you pay them back in his stead?" "Pay back?" "!" "I'm owed money myself!" "Look, look!" "So Daegil Eonni left us huge debts and took off by himself?" "Ahh..." "I knew this would happen!" "I told you he kept fooling us all the way." "Shut that trap." "Was Daegil dealing with you?" "Let's see..." "A hundred majigi of farmland..." "He paid for it." "Money for General Choi's house near the fields, that's settled." "Wangson's house next door, settled as well." "As for Daegil's house and the tavern, unless you pay for it in full, you're not getting anything." "And..." "And what is all this?" "House and farmland?" "!" "What is she saying?" "Daegil told me he had arranged it for us." "That he would buy us houses and farmland, so that we could all live together." "And he could bring Eonnyeon." "Ahh..." "Why do you always keep me in the dark?" "If you knew, you would have squandered it all." "Would any money be left?" "Squander?" "!" "Why would I..." "Ehh..." "You always keep things to yourselves." "Is there any comradery here?" "!" "Should we not contact Hanyang first?" "We are proceeding led by mutual trust, anyhow." "What if we end up missing each other on the way?" "Let us talk somewhere else." "Allow me to take him for a while." "I met him." "Keunnom." "No..." "Was it Kim Seonghwan?" "My brother?" "He said there's no more benevolence or affronts to pay back." "What happened to him?" "We caused each other suffering." "Is he unscathed?" ""So you must live in happiness."" "That's what he said, that brother of yours." "Young Master." "You needn't call me that now." "I'm not your Young Master anymore." "For joining us on our path, thank you." "Extending you my gratitude... is something I wished to do." "Then, what shall I call you?" "You needn't call me anything." "You know?" "You know..." "What led me to wander for so long... was not my yearning for you." "I was merely in search of a runaway slave, nothing more." "I know that." "So you knew..." "I'll go ahead first and find you a boat, so convey that..." "To that man of yours." "Did you have a talk?" "He said he'll go ahead first and find a boat." "Is that all?" "Yes." "Don't you ever leave me alone again." "Meseems the Qing envoy's departure has brought quietude back to our shores." "It is all a result of my lack of virtue." "Do not say that, Father." "What is perturbing you?" "Is anything the matter?" "Father." "There is something I must daringly solicit." "Sure." "However, should it involve Seokgyeon, don't even start." "It does involve him." "Did I not proclaim mentioning his name would amount to treason?" "It is treason against me, so would it not be conscionable for me to mention his name?" "The Qing petitioned for his absolution." "Once you ascend to the throne, do it yourself." "And why can't you do it now?" "For this... is my history." "Charge!" "Seobangnim..." "Where did all your resolve go?" "Did you not say our next meeting would spell my demise?" "What changed you this way?" "Curious?" "No..." "It is just pity." "I have no use for your pity." "Quite the pertinacious knave..." "Didn't I tell you?" "That I would witness your demise firsthand?" "This is where it all ends." "Get going." "I could never do that." "Why could I have come here?" "!" "Are you going to let them kill you and your spouse?" "All you need to do is live in happiness." "Seobangnim..." "Se..." "Seobangnim..." "Seobangnim!" "I'm fine." "I shall not leave you here alone." "Take him and leave." "Young Master..." "You must survive and make a better world..." "Only then will there be no more people like us." "Eonnyeon..." "You must survive..." "Only if you do..." "I will go on living." "Leave now!" "Young Master..." "Once again, I leave you behind..." "Don't ever forgive me." "I'm sorry." "Young Master, I'm sorry." "What is the reason you're doing all this?" "That fool rescued me once." "Is that all?" "He said he'd change it!" "This wretched world of ours!" "Even you..." "Even you bring me misery." "You may resent this world, but you shouldn't resent people." "Nice, isn't it?" "Even if we only rid this world of people like you and me," "I'm sure... it will be a better place." "Eonnyeon..." "Eonnyeon." "Live in happiness." "Spend endless moons with that man of yours, and that child, until the day we shall once again meet, and you will tell me how your life was." "My Eonnyeon..." "My... beloved." "Are you all right?" "What happened to Song Taeha?" "Trail them!" "Forget it." "I won." "Did you slay him?" "It is all over." "Let us return." "Dear..." "Don't speak if it's too hard..." "My dear." "Will you follow my wishes?" "Yes." "I shall not... leave with you for Qing territory." "As you wish." "I am too indebted to this land of mine, so I don't believe I could ever leave it." "I'm grateful to hear you say that." "Thank you, my dear." "For saying that." "I shall recover in no time." "Once I have recovered, we must make a better world." "Hyewon." "Eonnyeon!" "I shall make sure you will never have to use two names..." "Orabeoni!" "Orabeoni..." "What are you doing here?" "Orabeoni, I'm here." "Orabeoni..." "Can you see me?" "Prattling..." "Prattling..." "Our Kiddo is here..." "Why did you follow me, you wench?" "How could I trust a man's promise?" "You need to follow your own path." "Orabeoni." "Let's go home." "I'll cook for you, launder..." "I even made you some garments." "Take a look." "This is your name." "I now can read and even write." "I've even mastered the Cheonjamun." "the teaching of 1000 basic Chinese characters" "When you're together with me, you will no longer need to feel ashamed." "You wench..." "Quite gifted, aren't we?" "!" "What is love, anyway?" "The world is filled with women, and brimming with men." "I'm sorry..." "Seolhwa." "Darkness surrounded me, so I could not see your heart was beating for me." "Don't cry..." "If you cry..." "I'll really feel like I'm dying." "All right." "I won't cry." "I'm not going to." "On such a... nice day," "why don't you... sing me... a song..." "What should I sing you?" "A ballad?" "A tale?" "I said what should I sing you!" ""Take a look at me..."" ""Take a look at me..."" ""Take a look at me."" ""Like glancing at wintry flowers,"" ""Take a look at me."" ""Who knew this would happen to me?"" ""O love, my love, my beloved one."" ""In death I will be reborn as a flower,"" ""And you will become my butterfly."" ""We will find a green valley, and spend an eternity there."" ""Love, my love,"" ""O, my beloved one."" "~ Daegil ~" "~ The summer of the following year, 1649, King Injo passed away ~" "~ Crown Prince Bongnim ascended to the throne, becoming King Hyojong ~" "~ On the sixth year of Hyojong's reign, 1655, ~" "~ slave hunting was discontinued ~" "~ A year later, Seokgyeon was absolved from exile ~" "Eunshil." "Know to whom that sun belongs to?" "Who?" "To us." "Why?" "For, never even once... have we been able to possess it." "~ WITH S2 Presented ~ SLAVE ~@~ HUNTERS" "~ Written by ~ CHEON Seongil" "~ Music by ~ CHOI Cheolho" "~ Produced by ~ KWAK Junghwan" "Brought to you by WITH S2 Written In The Heavens Subbing Squad" "Main Translator and Timer:" "MisterX" "Timing QC: julier" "Editor/QC: thunderbolt" "Coordinators: mily2, ay_link"

"This drama is based on fiction and any similarity to real people, places, or events are purely coincidental" "Brought to you by WITH S2 Written In The Heavens Subbing Squad" "Hyun Jun, who was preparing his revenge, is captured by the department of internal affairs and interrogated." "He accepts an offer to kill a yakuza boss in exchange for his freedom, and disappears after the killing." "The president invites a high-ranking official from the North into the country and meets him." "The NSS, excluded from this event, goes through great pains to find out his true intentions." "Hyun Jun, who was preparing to leave for Korea, receives a tragic phone call demanding something that belonged to Hong Seung Ryong..." "Episode 8" "Stop." "Ahjussi..." "Yuki, are you all right?" "Don't be afraid, it'll be all right." "Throw the gun away." " The USB." " Let go of the girl first." "The password." "SH0615." "Put your head down." "Yuki," "Be at ease, it's all over now." "Dad..." "Mom..." "Mom..." "Yuki, are you all right?" "Yuki." "Yuki." "Yuki." "Yuki." "Yuki, Yuki!" "Yuki, Yuki." "Yuki, Yuki, Yuki!" "Yuki, Yuki." "Wake up, Yuki!" "Yuki!" "Wake up!" "Yuki..." "Yuki..." "It's me." "It's been a while." "I need your help." "You left after rejecting me, and now you want me to help you?" "Tell me what it is." "I cannot understand what it is they want from me." "They say it's something I received from Hong Seung Ryong..." "That something... you have it." "Contact me again after you find it." "Take it with you, since you won't lose anything." "Are you giving it to me?" "Thank you." "So pretty." "Ahjussi." "I've had it on me every single day, while thinking of you, Hyun Jun Ahjussi." "You know that a guest came from the North about a month ago, right?" "Yes." "I know that a high-ranking official came." "All of this happened while the NSS was excluded from it." "The NSS was excluded from this important event dealing with problems for the North and South." "There has been no precursor to this." "Since we can't understand the motive of the president, who excluded us from this, we're confused." "Wouldn't it be an after-effect from the events in Hungary?" "Well, even if we put that into account, the fact that the president can't trust the NSS is disturbing." "I've told you some useless things after bringing you here." "The reason I called you here... is to talk about Choi Seung Hee." "I think she should return to her position." "I don't... think it will be easy." "Why?" "She doesn't believe in Hyun Jun's death." "In her current state of mind," "I think it will be hard for her to return to work." "If she can't believe it, then make her believe it." "That's your mission." "If she can't believe it, then make her believe it." "That's your mission." "Hey." "At 9:30, there's going to be an emergency meeting held by the Director." "Summarize the information from the ISIC and present it." "Yes." "A male in his 20's, 178 cm, Rh+ O?" "Come see me." "Do you have agent Kim Hyun Jun's medical records?" "It's forbidden to even talk about Hyun Jun sunbae within the NSS, so what record would be left?" "I really need it, that's why." "Just a second." "What are you doing?" "You should knock before you come in." "I did knock, but you just didn't notice." "Ugh." "I'm about to go bankrupt from the information you gave me last time." "You told me it'd double three times in two months, but now I only have half of a half!" "Hurry up and take responsibility for it!" "Hey, kid." "Investments are something you make under your own responsibility." "Who are you lashing out on right now?" "Then what?" "Were you going to share your money with me if you had made a profit?" "Ha ha ha, no thanks." "You've been listening to some weird stuff." "Anyway, what's the matter?" "By any chance, do you have Kim Hyun Jun sunbae's medical records?" "Of course not!" "That's all been destroyed." "Hey, why are you acting like this?" "I'm fully aware of the fact that you have it." "You, if you carelessly open your mouth about this, it'll be a big problem." "Got it?" "I get it, so just give it to me quickly." "Hey, Seung Hee." "Now you won't even see me?" "There was information sent by the Hungarian intelligence network about the body inside the private plane that crashed." "It matches the medical records of Hyun Jun that the NSS had." "Check for yourself." "The reason I'm delivering this cruel message to you, who believes Hyun Jun is still alive, is so that you can scrape off the hurtful feelings in the bottom of your heart, and bring an end to the feelings you have for Hyun Jun... because that's the only way you'll survive." "Even though we loved each other, now we're breaking up." "Even though we're under the same sky, in different places, please don't forget me." "Because I miss your laughter that I hear whenever the cold wind brushes the tip of my fingers," "Your two eyes that reflected my face, because I'm lonely, I cry and cry again." "The words I couldn't say, since my lips were frozen" "Even though we loved each other, now we're breaking up." "The person who saved me in Hungary said to me," ""In politics, there is no such thing as coincidence." "If something happens, it happened because it was planned."" "And he told me that the things that happened to me were caused intentionally by someone and that these things would continue to happen." "If it was as he said, intentionally caused by someone," "I don't know why I had to be the target." "Please tell me... what has happened." "The beginning to all this... was the defection of Hong Seung Ryong." "Our team was a part of the support team that would take Hong Seung Ryong, who requested a refuge to Korea." "However, soon after this, we had heard that Hong Seung Ryong was killed and I" " took on another solitary mission." " You have a solitary mission." "My mission was... to snipe chairman Yoon Sung Chul." "Although I had succeeded with the mission, I was wounded during the escape, and I requested a rescue team." "The one who came to Budapest to rescue me was a friend, who had gone through life together with me even before joining the NSS." "However, that friend who I thought had come rescue me, said it was an order and pointed a gun at me." "Hey, Sa Woo." "I'm sorry." "It's an order." "After that I, without knowing why, was chased down by both the North and South." "While being chased I, called that person who had abandoned me, telling him I would definitely come back alive, and that if I did, I would definitely not forgive him... but when I came back," "it turned out that the woman I had valued more than my life, the woman I had loved, was in Budapest." "I received threats of how her fate would end up the same way mine did." "I met Seung Hee, and we tried to escape from Hungary together." "I'll go look at the train times." "Don't move an inch and stay here." "However, during our escape..." "Seung Hee died." "What I want to know isn't why you came here." "The man who was at Budapest that time," "I want to confirm if he is alive or not." "When I tried to escape Hungary on a private plane," "I was fired at by my friend and crashed." "I thought my life had ended after that, but when I opened my eyes, I was at a hospital." "I realized that it was the person who had told me that all this was a conspiracy, had saved me." "I... couldn't even trust that person who had saved my life." "I had escaped from that place and had come to Japan, and prepared my revenge against those who had abandoned me." "At the time when I was trying to go back to Korea, I received Yuki's call," "Ahjussi!" "and found out that the person who was trying to kill me was looking for the necklace I received from Hong Seung Ryong." "This is... the necklace I got in exchange for Yuki's death." "I had some questions while listening to your story." "Who killed Hong Seung Ryong, who had successfully defected with the help of the South?" "As far as I know, Hong Seung Ryong's death has nothing to do with the North." "The second question is the death of chairman Yoon Sung Chul." "It was a diplomatic problem that could have caused both countries to be at war with one another, but it was quieted down all too easily." "The Republic's highest chairman was assassinated by an agent from the South, but the North, and even the South covered it up." "Why is that?" "Lastly, the person who died at the train station in Budapest... that person..." "The car's explosion from that time wasn't the North's doing." "What I can guess right now is that the person who killed Hong Seung Ryong is the same person who killed Yuki to get this necklace." "Also, the order you were given to kill chairman Yoon Sung Chul wasn't given by the South, but instead given to you either by that same individual, or it could be a conspiracy formed by an unknown organization." "As it stands right now, this necklace seems to be only link between all of this..." "Who is the one behind the murder of Hong Seung Ryong and Yoon Sung Chul?" "Why were you selected and why were you abandoned?" "The clue to all these questions will be in that." "Why are you staying by my side?" "There were many chances to kill me." "You could've gone back after killing me." "It's too late, for me to go back." "What do you mean, too late?" "When I was eighteen," "I was selected to go into training to become a security agent." "The kind of training I received, the kind of life I led during the 7 years before" "I became an official agent..." "You should know all about it since you also went through special training." "Even though I went through hellish training," "the one thing that I could never handle, was killing people." "They sent in prisoners who were on death row into the training camp." "And, as if we were cornering rabbits, we killed them one by one." "And later... even our comrades who escaped from training..." "It was only difficult during the first time." "But eventually, even killing people became easy." "As I killed one person, two people," "I felt that my blood, and my heart... was getting colder." "In the end, when I could kill people without feeling anything," "I became an official security agent." "During all those difficult times, what kept me going," "was my mother and my siblings, but... because of me, they're all dead." "That's why... there's no reason... for me to go back." "The password is unlocked." "IRIS..." "It looks like they've already escaped." "It seems like data recovery will be impossible." "Damn it!" "Hello?" "We've just broken into their hideout, but they've already escaped after burning all the data." "Bring back everything even if it seems insignificant." "Okay, I got it." "Found them!" "Run!" "If I were to talk about my findings first, the body we found this time has nothing to do with the case in Vladivostok." "What?" "What about the evidence that lead to this conclusion?" "It's a feeling." "If you say it like that, how should I send in my report?" "You take care of that on your own." "Ugh, really." "You're too much." "Hey, kid." "I'm someone who's been at this job ever since you've been trailing your snot." "Why do you have so much to say instead of just accepting my words just as what they are?" "Yes sir, I understand." "The scientific investigations department should be giving out scientific evidence, but what's with the "feeling," huh?" "Ah." "That is... because it's accurate." "What about the results on our side?" "It isn't out yet." "Is it?" "Ah." "I think that will take some time." "Why?" "You haven't gotten a grasp of the situation yet?" "You!" "If there isn't anything more to talk about, then let's end the meeting." "Uhm." "Today's Choi Seung Hee sunbae's birthday..." "So?" "Uh..." "I was hoping to throw her a surprise party..." "Oh!" "That's a good idea." "Seung Hee should be working her butt off... let's call her out and get her some drinks." "Would she come out even if we told her to?" "She's not going to come out." "I heard that nowadays she won't even come out to the flower shop and stays inside her house." "She won't come out, sir." "If she won't come out... we can just go to her!" "That's right!" "Mi Jung, you're so smart." " Let's go attack her house!" " You'll go." "Right?" "Ah, yes." "Yes, I should go." "Isn't she out?" "She's home." "I've done GPS tracking on her." "Good going." "Let's go in." "Ah, just a second!" "Let's go in wearing these." "Tada!" " Wow, you're prepared!" " Hurry and put them on." "Here's yours." " Put them on." " Hey hey hey." "Do we really have to go this far?" "Just hurry up and put it on, sir!" "It's to have fun." " Peek-a-boo!" " It suits everyone so well." "Are you a princess?" "Well then." "Let's go inside." "It seems like she's sleeping." "Hey, Seung Hee." "Seung Hee." "Are you sleeping already?" "Seung Hee!" "Seung Hee!" "Wake up Seung Hee!" "Wake up!" " Seung Hee!" " What's the matter?" "What's with her?" "Hey Seung Hee." "Hey wake up." "Hey, Seung Hee!" " Seung Hee!" " Hey Seung Hee wake up." "Hey Seung Hee!" "Seung Hee!" "Hurry and call the ambulance!" "Seung Hee!" "Hey Seung Hee wake up!" "Seung Hee!" "Yoo Suk Sun Hospital [Emergency room]" "It seems like she's dehydrated and has high blood pressure." "Let's put her on an IV and see how she does for a couple days." "All right." "You..." "You're having such a hard time and..." "I..." "I'm sorry I can't do anything." "What would it be like right now, if I was Hyun Jun?" "If it was him," "what would he have done?" "It's me." "I've been waiting for you." "There's something I want to ask." "What is IRIS?" "You've unlocked the file you received from Hong Seung Ryong." "Couldn't you show me what its contents are?" "I... saved your life, and..." "I also provided clues to unlock the files." "I think this should give me the rights to see the contents..." "I'll ask you again." "What is IRIS?" "IRIS is a secret organization that has existed way longer than you can imagine." "It's an organization that reaps huge profits from conflicts between nations and the development of arms." "Are you talking about a military-industrial complex?" "An organization much bigger than that." "IRIS uses terrorism and assassinations to create hostilities between nations, and has the power to overthrow the government of the nation involved in its benefits." "To them, nations are things that either give them profit or don't." "Obviously, they exist in the government and the military in North and South Korea." "What you found out using the data inside the files is just the tip of an iceberg." "No one has actually come to understand the true identity of IRIS." "They have selected you, used you, and... they have abandoned you." "Turn over those files to me." "I will help you with your revenge." "Last time, when the guests from the North came, you must've been a bit irritated since the NSS was completely excluded." "It was the first time the NSS was excluded from an issue regarding the North and South, so I was honestly in a bit of panic." "What do you think the reason for that is?" "Well..." "I don't know." "The events that NSS was involved in... the kidnapping of Hong Seung Ryong, the assassination of Yoon Sung Chul..." "You know that the outcomes for these weren't pretty." "I don't think... the president trusts you." "The president suggested a meeting with the North and their response was also a positive one." "If the NSS doesn't want to be left out of this event, something must happen to decisively win over the president's trust." "I can't quite decide on what to do in order to gain his trust." "Look here Director Baek." "I know how political you are as a person." "You don't need to play dumb in front of me." "I'm sure you'd be the one who knows best what to do in order to earn his trust." "Did you hear about team leader Choi Seung Hee?" "Yeah." "Since she lost the last strand of hope she was clinging onto, it seems that she's lost her will to do anything." "I think that it'll turn into a serious problem if it keeps on going like this." "In order for people to change, they must first hit bottom." "Do you know what it means to hit bottom?" "Even for sadness, you have to scrape off the feelings from the bottom." "In order to hit bottom, that kind of pain is nothing, so you don't have to worry." "You... like Choi Seung Hee." "Don't you?" "No, sir." "Then, I'll excuse myself." "There was a message sent from Kim Seon Hwa." "She says she wants to see you." "However, she wants you to come out alone, Lieutenant." "It doesn't feel right." "I'll accompany you, sir." "No." "It's fine." "I'm going alone." "Where is it?" "It's Shanghai, China." "I've arrived in Shanghai." "Where do I have to go?" "All right." "It's a satellite picture of North Korea's riverside." "See if there are any changes in the nuclear processing facilities and write up a report." "When do I have to finish it?" "It's urgent, so finish it quickly." "Ah, I have a pile of things to do already." "Don't whine." "I'm not whining." "I have to analyze the data we have from spying on communication networks as a prevention against terrorism." "Then I also have to sort out identifications for the federal agency." "What's this?" "Apparently the Japanese Intelligence interrogated an Asian man, and since they think he's a Korean, they requested identification." "I'll do this for you, so write your report." " Then I'll be grateful." " You..." "I'll do it as quickly as I can." "Yeah." "Come in." "You came at the right time." "Choi Seung Hee will return to her position starting today." " What is it?" " Uh..." "I'll report to you next time." "It's been a while, Seon Hwa." "Yes." "When did you come here?" "It's been a little while." "I really feel sorry about what happened to your mother and Sun Mi." "I know that you couldn't do anything about it, Lieutenant." "It's all my fault." "What's the reason you wanted to see me?" "There's a place you need to go with me for a bit." "I'll tell you when we get there." "Please sit down." "Brought to you by WITH S2 Written In The Heavens Subbing Squad" "Main Translator: munchinghippo" "Timer: hitomi83" "Editor/QC:" "HUAY" "Coordinators: mily2, ay_link" "What's the reason you came here looking for Ha Chae Ryung?" "Baek San, and I need help for my revenge." "Even betrayal becomes a habit." "You really want to say those useless things?" "Don't try so hard for me anymore." "The president's hidden card is nukes." "Hey, it's Hyun Jun sunbae." " I have something to tell you, sir." " What is it?" "Send the tactical unit out quickly." "Chief, I think I've got something." "...is still in the house." "Now is not the time." "What exactly did you do to Seung Hee?" "Think about what made you come all this way." "Not everyone will trust you." "In politics, there is no such thing as coincidence." "If something happened, it happened because it was planned."

"Where is Amaar?" "You came back from Toronto two weeks ago, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt." " Why do you keep wearing it?" " It was a gift." "My point is I cannot be temporary imam forever." "I know, hence the word" " "temporary"." " It is time I was made permanent." "Clearly Amaar is never coming back." "Be patient." "The man's obviously has spiritual issues." "If he were a real imam he'd know nothing is more important than his dedication to Islam." "Assalamu alaikum." "Walaikum assa..." "lam?" "I have returned from my pilgrimage to Mecca." "Subhanallah..." "Season 3 Episode 3 A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Mercy" "Subhanallah:" "Glory be to Allah." "Alhamdulillah:" "Praised be to Allah." "Umrah: an Islamic ritual like Hajj, but is performed at Mecca anytime of the year." "Petit fours: small cakes, from French "small oven"." "Fait accompli: accomplished fact, unlikely to reverse." "{\pos(200,200)}Thousands of Muslims," "{\pos(200,200)}praying side by side together at the Grand Mosque." "{\pos(200,200)}I can't really describe it, it was just so humbling." "{\pos(200,200)}I regret I have not yet made the Hajj myself." "Neither has Amaar." "What you did was the Umrah, not the Hajj." "True, it wasn't the right season for the Hajj." "But..." " there's no off-season for faith." " Yes, yes, yes." "your lesser pilgrimage is very impressive." "What was your experience in Mecca like, Baber?" " I have... not yet been." " Really?" "!" "I'd have thought you'd have done it by now." "What is that supposed to mean?" "It means that he is surprised that you have not yet been, because you have had more time." "Because you are so, so much older." "I would've massaged that just a little." "Anyhow, let's get you back to work." "No, stop!" "Are you forgetting that while Amaar was away," " I served as Mercy's imam?" " How could we forget?" "!" "After all my hard work," "Amaar cannot just mambo back in here and take back his job." "I think you mean "waltz"." "And I think he just did." "Baber, don't be so stubborn." "Let it go." "Wait." "Baber's right." "I said Mecca was humbling, and... it was." "Baber, I defer to your good judgement." "What would you like me to do?" "I want you to... reapply for your job!" "Then that's what I'll do." "Then I will get you an application." " Then I'll fill out an application." " Then I will... make an application." "So Amaar went to Mecca?" "Did he say why?" "Well, making the pilgrimage is one of the five pillars of Islam." "Yes, but technically he just made the Umrah." "Hajj is only performed during the 12th month of the Islamic calendar." " Wow." " Whoa!" "I can't get something right every now and then?" "Okay, we'll see you soon." "Guess what?" "My parents are in the country." "They're gonna stop in Mercy before heading back to Dubai." "They should come by the house!" "I think that may have been the idea." "I have an idea!" "Engagement party." "Big, big engagement party." "Aha... wow, you look stressed." "I'm just not comfortable with the idea of a big party." "It's too much hoopla." "Okay, how about a tiny tea party instead?" "Yes!" "Tiny cups..." "lots of people!" "A few people, normal size cups, and that would be lovely." " Oh, and Amaar can come." " Yeah..." "Yeah." "Amaar." "This is a nice surprise." "Oh, I only have a second." "I just wanted to return your book." ""The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants"." " I don't think this is mine." " Oh." "Sorry." "So things are good?" "I mean, you're good?" "Because before you left, you didn't seem... good." "You know what, I'm actually better than good." "I'm... great!" "I just wish I could get my old job back." "Oh, I don't understand why my father's letting Baber do this." "It's okay." "I sort of insisted." "You're okay with Baber making you apply for your own job?" "Well, The old Amaar wouldn't have been." "But..." " the new Amaar is." " But, Amaar, it's one of those things." "You assumed you'd always have it." "And now it's someone else's." "If you're upset, I wish you'd just say so and put it out there so we can get past it." "Rayyan, I think I know exactly what you're trying to say." "But don't worry, I'll be imam again in no time." "Oh... that's good." "Crust-less sandwiches?" "Petit fours?" " What are petit fours?" " Not sure." "Tiny cakes I think." "Tiny cakes?" " For your future in-laws?" " Yes." " From Dubai, land of plenty?" " It sounds wrong, doesn't it?" "Well, if by wrong you mean cheap." "In my country," " we treat in-laws like royalty." " Exactly!" "In Lebanon, we would serve a 'Full Maza'... appetisers, salad, kebabs, dessert..." "Let's do it." "My daughter gets married only once." "Well, and as for numbers," "J.J's parents can't come all this way without meeting the members of the mosque." "The mosque!" "Excellent idea." "That's where we'll do it." "Here's what you'll need..." "Tables, chairs, linens, decorations." "Um, DJ or live band?" " Why choose?" " I agree." "I'll book both." "Then Amaar looked me right in the eye and said everything was good." " What could that mean?" " Perhaps he was speaking in code." " Exactly!" "To say what?" " That he's good?" "Ha ha." "It's just..." "I'm tired of everyone talking around this thing." "Amaar left town right after J.J. and I got engaged." "Coincidence?" "Sweetie, I know you and Amaar were close, you are close." "But if he's moving on now, isn't that for the best?" "Mom, yes, Amaar and I are just a friends." " Okay then." " Okay." "Which is why this matters so much." "If we can't be honest about this now, it'll be like there's always the 500-pound elephant in the room." "Wouldn't that be a pretty small elephant?" "Well, it has to fit in the room." "Here it is." "Application for, uh, my job." "In-box, please." "Uh, can I get a clip for this?" "It's, uh," " in my drawer." " No, no, no, no, no." "Not your drawer." "Not just yet." "Not mine." "Not yet." "Wait, no references?" "Right away." "I've taken care of everything!" "It's all bought, rented, paid for." "You mean cake and tea?" "Yes... some cake and tea." "And some other food items... also music, tables, decorations." "Look, normally I'd trail off here, but why don't you just look at the list?" "But this?" "This is exactly what Rayyan did not want." " This is a huge party!" " "Party?" This is bad." "My parents just called to say they can't make it." "My dad got called back to Dubai." "I'll cancel everything." " I'll supervise." " You don't need to supervise!" " Yes I do." " Yes you do." " Praying or pacing?" " Little bit of both." " Have you seen Amaar?" " Oh, he's in his office." "Well, the office that used to be his office." "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." "You can't go in there." "Why not?" "Because Baber and Faisal are in there asking him all kinds of questions." "Really?" " How many words per minute?" " Thirty-two." "Very..." "slow... typist." "What is she doing here?" "I never know why she does anything." "I just came to offer my moral support." " You did?" " You won't even know I'm here." "Anyway..." "What I want to know is..." "Actually, I have a question." "It says you had an imam posting before this one, and you left abruptly;" "can you tell us why?" "I had a spiritual crisis, went for the Umrah, and now I'm back." "I see... do you ever let personal feelings interfere with your work?" " This is getting juicy." " Uh huh." "As an..." "imam," "I don't see personal feelings as an interference." "If I didn't take my job personally, I wouldn't be very good at it." "So is there anything else, or can I..?" "Wait!" "I asked you, have you memorized the Quran, and..." " You did not check the box." " That's true." "You see, I know all the Quran, I just don't know all of it at once." "But knowing the Quran by heart, in Arabic, is a must for an imam." "Well, it's not a must, Baber." " C'mon." " I will not come on!" " I am the imam here." " No, I am the imam!" "Will you stop trying to wind me up and just give me my job back?" "!" "Ha!" "Your job!" "I knew it!" "You have not learned humility at all!" "If you want your job back, you will memories." " What?" " Second chapter!" "By tomorrow!" " But that's the longest one!" " I Know." "Maybe this whole thing was a mistake." "That is right." "Leave!" "Do what you do best." "Thanks for the warm welcome home, Baber." "And thank you for the support." "Hi, Amaar, it's me." "I wanted to talk to you in person, but I can't find you anywhere..." "Can we do coffee?" "Call me back." "When I said coffee, I meant like we always have, nothing unusual." "Just talking about us." "Not that there's an 'us. '" "I'm engaged to J.J. who's great, but so are you, which is why I care about your feelings." "I'm not saying you have feelings for me." "Or me for you." "I mean, maybe I did once..." "Oh boy." "Oh... wow." "That just happened." "Excuse me!" " Excuse me!" " We are the Hamoudis." "We ordered the party supplies?" "Great." "Sign here." "Actually, we have to cancel." "But I'm already here." "You can't cancel." "It's already happened." " Sort of a catch-22." " More like a stalemate." " It's not a standoff." " Not so much." " Fait accompli?" "(Accomplished Fact)" " What?" "Okay, I can haul this stuff away again, but you'd lose your deposit." " 500 dollars?" " Yeah." " Oh, and the total on the order was..." " 500 dollars." " Oh!" " Give me that." "Through those doors over there." " You're keeping these stuff?" " Yes, it's the principle of the things." "We can always cancel the extra guests." "Rayyan cannot possibly object to a few extra tables." " What about the decorations?" " I'll get a refund," " and I'll talk to Fatima about the food." " No, no, no." "You and she are no good." "I'll take Fatima." "You take the decorations." "I love it when you give orders." " Assalamu alaikum!" " Walaikum assalam." "I've been looking everywhere for you." "I thought you were avoiding me." "Why would I be avoiding you?" "Just..." "You seemed angry before." "I was wrong, I apologize." "I'm... not much of an imam if I can't handle a little test now and again." "So you're actually going to memories that for Baber?" "Yeah." "Piece of cake..." "If cake were really hard to make, and the recipe were in Arabic." "Wow." "You weren't answering your cell phone," "Oh, yeah." "I left it in the office." "I'll get it back later." "So you haven't checked your messages?" "!" "Never mind." " We're good?" " Absolutely." "No, wait." "Rayyan." "I um..." "We're not good just yet." "I haven't been completely honest with you..." " You haven't?" " No, and you deserve better." "The truth is, when I left town... it was because of you." "I had convinced myself that there're may have been feelings between us." "But I took some time away, and I realized that wasn't how you felt." "You did?" "And I know now that, that wasn't how I felt either." "I just... confused friendship with something more." "I don't know what to say." "But that's over." "I'm completely recommitted to my faith, and you're committed to J.J." "I just hope we can put it all behind us." "Will you "erase" me?" "I just have to "excuse" something." "Never mind." " You're returning your decorations?" " Yes, please." " For a full refund." " Yeah." "That's the idea." " The boxes are open." " Oh, I'll tape them up." " You lost your receipt." " I'll take a store credit." "Every single decoration has" ""Congratulations Rayyan and JJ" printed on it." "Problem?" " I can't re-sell these." " Don't be ridiculous!" "Rayyan and J.J. are very common names." "Sooner or later, more of them are bound to meet and... marry." "I'm gonna go on my break now." " Hi!" " Hi!" " Looking for Amaar?" " Uh, yes, reverend, I was." "Um, I needed some advice." "But he's not here..." "So I'm gonna..." "I'm going to leave quickly." "Anything I can do to help?" "Okay." "Well..." "I left a pie..." "in my friend's fridge." "And I need to retrieve the pie..." "in order to..." "I left some messages on Amaar's cellphone, and I need to get them off." "What should I do?" "I think you should do whatever is right for your friend." "Right." "Okay." "Thanks." "It's too bad." "I liked where you were going with the pie story." "Messages." "Please enter your pass code." "A" " M" " A" " A" " R..." "That is not your pass code." "Uh, I" " S" " I" " A" " M..." "Sorry you are having trouble." "Good-bye." "Yeah..." " Yasir ordered 200 kebabs?" "!" " Yes." " But I did not make 200." " Oh, thank goodness." "I made 400." "You can never have enough food." "Four hundred?" "The extra 200 is my personal gift to Rayyan and J.J." "Oh." "Well, thanks." "At least that's one less thing we have to pay for." "No no, the thought was the gift." "You still have to pay for the meat." " How's the memorization going?" " Uh, terrible, thanks." "You know what you need?" "Some kind of memory trick." "Like what?" "I don't know, like an association to what you're memorizing." "Like, my bank code is 1010, same as my address." "Did you just give me your bank code?" "Bad example." "Your voicemail." "If you had a code for that, what would that code be?" "How does that help me memories the Quran, Rayyan?" " I don't know." " Okay, well then I will get back to it." "Yeah, totally." " Name of your first pet?" " Rayyan, what is this?" "I'm starting to feel like you don't want me to pass Baber's test." " No, I..." " Then what's the problem?" "Did you not even want me to come back?" "You have messages on your phone that I don't want you to hear." "Messages from me." "Oh... you left messages for me." "No..." "I left them for the old Amaar." "Before I realized he wasn't coming back." "I'm sorry." "No, I'm sorry." "Look at me, getting mad at you, getting mad at Baber." "Maybe there is no humble and new Amaar." "Maybe I'm just fooling myself." "Where are you going?" "I need to take a walk." " Well, here's a lesson in all this." " And that is?" "If you want to cancel a big party, even if you can cancel the food, the decorations, and the DJ..." "Hey, where do you want me?" "Over there, please..." "I couldn't cancel the DJ." "In the end, it doesn't make any difference" " if you forget to cancel the guests." " Minor oversight." "What is this?" "I thought we said tiny tea party." "And I can explain." " No, I can't." "Congratulations!" " Dad!" "I'm just..." " I'm not comfortable with the hoopla." " I'm sorry, sweetie, but unless you can come up with another guest of honour, this puppy's yours." "Congratulations." ""From" Rayyan JJ." "A little welcome home party, Rayyan and J.J's idea." "Speech!" "Speech!" "Uh... thanks, everyone." "But I can't accept this." "The truth is, everybody, I can't be your imam." "I'm sorry, I uh... failed to honour a reasonable request made by brother Baber to meet the basic requirements of the job." "But it's not about me." "It's about this community." "A community I abandoned without saying why, and without saying sorry." "For that I apologize." "Enough of this nonsense." "Brother Amaar, you have shown humility." "You have your job back." "But, but, but, but, but... this does not get you out of the memorization!" "You." "Me." "Your office." "Tomorrow morning." "Thursdays are bad for me." "I'm kidding." "Alhamdulillah!" "Let's welcome back the new old imam!" " Yes!" " Yes, yay," "Hey, guys, I just wanted to thank you." "This must've been a lot of work." "Actually it all came together surprisingly quickly." "Ooh, kebabs!" "Amaar, about the messages... if you want to..." "I mean, if you feel you need to... you know what, I am not gonna tell you what to do." "You should do what feels right." "Please enter your pass code." "R" " A" " Y" " Y" " A" " N." "You have three new messages." "To listen, press one." "Messages deleted." "Good-bye." "Subtitle by:" "Kiasu."

"Anybody in plumbing, please go to aisle four." "God damn!" "Ah, I see you got the DeWalt cordless." "Your nail gun-- DeWalt 410." "Yeah." "The trouble is, you leave it in a truck for a while, need to step up and use the bitch, the battery don't hold up, you know?" "Yeah, cordless'll do that." "You might want to consider the powder-actuated tool." "The Hilti DX 460 MX or the Simpson PTP-- these two are my Cadillacs." "Everything else on this board is second-best, sorry to say." "Are you contracting, or just doing some work around the house?" " No, we work all over." " Full time?" "No, we had about five jobs last month." "Ah." "With that rate, the cost of the powder-actuated guns justifies itself." " You say "power"?" " Powder." " Like gunpowder?" " Yeah." "The DX 460 is fully automatic, with a.27-caliber charge." "Wood, concrete, steel to steel-- she'll throw a fastener into anything." "And for my money, she handles recoil better than the Simpson or the P3500." "Now, you understand what I mean by recoil?" "Yeah, the kickback." "I'm with you." " That's right." ".27 caliber, huh?" "Yeah, not large ballistically, but for driving nails, it's enough." "Any more than that, you'd add to the recoil." "Man, shit." "I seen a tiny-ass.22 round-nose drop a nigga plenty of days, man." "Motherfuckers get up in you like a pinball, rip your ass up." "Big joints, though-- big joints, man, just break your bones, you say, "Fuck it."" "I'm gonna go with this right here, man." "How much I owe you?" "$669 plus tax." "No no, you just pay at the register." "Nah, man, you go ahead and handle that for me, man." "And keep the rest for your time." " This is $800." " So what, man?" "You earned that buck like a motherfucker." "Keep that shit." " We good?" " Yeah, man." "The man said if you want to shoot nails, this here is the Cadillac, man." "He mean Lexus, but he ain't know it." " Hold the charge better?" " Man, fuck the charge." "This here is gunpowder-activated, .27 caliber, full auto, no kickback, nail-throwing mayhem, man." "Shit right here is tight." "Fuck just nailing up boards." "We could kill a couple motherfuckers with this right here." "You laughing." "I've been schooled, dog." "I'm trying to tell you." " All right, all right." " For real." "Seven and counting." "All of them caught on the wire." "We're not above the corners yet, but we soon will be." " They're not dumping phones?" " Every month or so." "Sloppy enough that we may be able to track a phone or two up to Marlo or the people he keeps close." "Truth is, if they're still using cell phones in this day and age, they're mine." "And if Marlo Stanfield is on a cell," " he'll be mine too." " Cool Lester smooth." "That's not trash talk, darling." "That's simple fact." "Marlo Stanfield may have a lot of heart and a lot of corners, but he's a babe in the woods when it comes to this right here." "I was proud to be chasing those Barksdales, but this Stanfield kid..." "Not as fierce as we thought." "For months now, there hasn't been a body we can put to him." " Hmm." " You two sound disappointed." "This unit needs good, hard targets, or it'll go soft." "Be that as it may, I'll assume you want" " another 30 days on your taps." " At least." "And we've got subpoenas to go out this week as well." " Subpoenas?" " Asset investigations." " On Marlo Stanfield?" " Come here." "All this is from the Barksdale money trail." "We've been running down all the paper we pulled out of Stringer's apartment and the B B office downtown." " I miss Prez, man." "I do." " I hear you." "The truth is, those guys had money going everywhere-- investments, political donations, consulting fees..." "You want to do this now?" "I wanted to do this a year ago, but fresh cases got in the way." "And your lieutenant's gonna okay this kind of paper?" "Our lieutenant has a fearless heart." " This will get you started." " Whoa whoa whoa." "Wait wait wait." "Wait right there." "My coupons." "You were gonna give this lady my coupons." "Been clipping them for two days, and you damn near sent them out with your mess." "Well, why are they in my pile?" "Why is your pile in my workspace?" "Because I'm doing real work!" "Working my nerves is what you've been doing." "Four weeks before the Baltimore City primary, you hand me a stack of drug-money subpoenas that hit a dozen key political figures." "There's an election?" "Who's running?" "...and they think I can't." "Shit, I don't think we can take four more years of this guy." "This city's in the toilet." "That's what they said during my term, too." "Yeah well, you got dealt a bad hand," " I mean, with the riots and all." " Yeah, sure." "Anyway, I think I'll squeeze in if Tony Gray draws off 25%, 26% of the vote, because most of that's out of Royce's base." "25% is a big number for Gray, don't you think?" "I don't know." "Royce's negatives are up-- even among black voters." "Yeah." "In a minute, Norman." "You know what I think, Tommy?" "No matter what, you got your name out there, and it'll help you down the road if you ever want to step up to the legislature." "But as one paisan to another, the day of the white mayor is over in this town." "Excuse me, Your Eminence." "You're due at the Baylor-Edison Senior Center, and I don't want to be lying to a roomful of wrinkle-assed voters because you wanted to talk shop all the damn morning." "Seniors, huh?" "They vote, Tommy." "Got to run." "Sorry." "The candidate's on your clock." "Don't ever let him forget it." "No, indeed." "Need your sig on vehicle logs and a corrected court report and office memo subpoena requests and a requisition due to City Purchasing for a large fan." "A fan, huh?" "Caroline says it stays hot in the wire room with the door closed." "Oh." "It's beautiful, Lieutenant." " I've never seen a beach house so fine." " You think so?" "Shit." "Makes me think about retirement, and I only got nine years on." "When do you break ground?" "Next March, if I have my permits, which reminds me-- on Tuesday," "I have to get over to Delaware and see my contractor." "Oh, no problem." "Me and Lester, we'll cover for you on that." "No problem at all." "Cake." "You know what I'm saying, yo?" "That's my baby's mother we talking about, yo." "But y'all been broke up, right?" "Man, I ain't living with her or nothing, but I still be giving her a couple dollars here and there, you know, stop and pass." "Pandemic!" "Pandemic!" "Look at this." "Hey, Nay." " Namond!" " Hmm?" "What the fuck am I paying you for, nigga?" "Oh, my fault, B." "Damn!" "Yo man, and do something with that ponytail." "Cops can make his ass from a mile away." "Braid it or something!" "Yeah, you know, me and Patrice been together for a long time." "Yeah, but you say she running with the boy Fruit now, right?" "Yeah." "If he don't back the fuck off," "I'm gonna fill his ass with some hot ones, yo." "Shit." "You don't think I will?" "I got that pandemic." "Man... do what you gonna do." " Bodie." " What's up, big man?" "You ain't real with us all week, man." "You stepping on that package or what?" "Yo, man, everything's slow." "It been slow since we moved down here from Fayette Street." "Yeah, well, Marlo wanted Fayette." "Man, I do not like backing down from niggas, man." "I feel like a punk." "I feel like doing shit." "Ain't like the old days, dog." "Mayor Barksdale left." "You out here on your own, dog." "Give it up." "B, let's roll." "Hey, Lex, man," "I'm gonna give you the truth because you need the truth." "That boy Marlo got the world by the ass." "And Fruit, he work for Marlo." "So I'm saying, fuck that bitch." "Pfft." "And move on." " That's just the way it is." " Yeah." " That's just the way it is, man." " Pandemic!" "Thank you, sir." "Just one moment, ma'am." "You seen Hoskins?" "Lieutenant went upstairs already." "Step through, please." "Madam President." "Council president's hot as balls." " I'd fuck you to fuck her, man." " Yeah?" "You'd fuck a guy for a chance to fuck a hot broad?" "You don't think that makes you a faggot or nothing?" "It's just an expression, man." "Been on this detail how long?" "Eight months." "Eight months with Clarence Royce." "So let me ask, are you ready to take a bullet for the Mayor of Baltimore?" "Lieutenant, sir." "Is the truck okay, or do we want to call one?" "No, the truck works." "He said he needed just 10 minutes." "No, not now." "Maybe tomorrow." "Is that Krawczyk again?" "Every time he writes another check, he turns around and calls for something just to see that he can." "Getting calls from Carcetti's people, too." "They want one debate for crime and safety, the other on economic stuff and schools," "Tony Gray crying the same blues." "Like they're gonna get the whole night to smack me with the crime rate." "I told "The Sun" paper we're open to any format, which we'll be for another couple days or so, in which time we'll say, "Fuck you." "One debate."" "Two debates." "Shit!" "That lost-ball-in-high-grass motherfucker Carcetti." "He needs to get used to life in the wilderness, and not just the downtown areas, but your communities here on the East Side." "We stand or we fall together, and I'm here today to ask for the chance to stand with you." "Thank you for your time." "Questions?" "Yes, ma'am?" "Is it the Salisbury steak for lunch today, or is they doing tacos?" "Because it's developments like this one, planned residential towers with waterside retail space and restaurants that grow Baltimore's tax base and help rebuild our city." "I want to thank Ed Bowers for his vision, but more important, for his commitment-- for his commitment to the City of Baltimore." "Ed." "Mr. Mayor," "I want to thank you and your administration, for making this next stage of redevelopment for Baltimore's harbor a reality." "You talk about vision and commitment" "Mayor Clarence Royce." "Pandemic!" "Pandemic!" "What up, Nay?" "Yo, what up?" " What you got?" " Nothing." "It's just a story about A.J. from North Woods." "Yo, you know they gave him 700 years?" "Read this shit, son." "This corner is dead, man." "You still working?" "Yeah, because we was gonna gonna go under the road" " and catch some fresh birds." " I don't know." "Let me see if I can bounce." "Hold up." " Hey, B." " What's up?" "I wanted to know if I could leave early because me and the fellas want to go down to Mondawmin for some back-to-school stuff." "What you need back-to-school stuff for?" "Your ass stay suspended." "Come on, stop playing, B." "Hey, if it wasn't for social promotion, your ass would still be in pre-K, motherfucker." "Probably daycare up this bitch." "Pandemic right here!" "Fuck it." "Hey, yo, man." "Pay this late-to-work, early-to-play nigger out for five hours, yo." "Yo, you owe me extra time tomorrow, though." "Lex!" "Did you hear me?" "Damn, y'all!" "Young'uns don't got a scrap of work ethic nowadays, man." "If it wasn't for his pops, I wouldn't even bother." "Yo!" "Make sure you come early tomorrow because it ain't always gonna be this slow." "Pandemic!" "At least I hope it ain't." "Mr. Mayor." "Mr. Mayor, excuse me." "I just want to make sure we're still okay for that median cut on Boston Street." "I really need that access to make the site viable." "Right." "I'll get my people on it." "Thank you, sir." "Something going on with his median?" "Not once he ponies up." "I think he can do a lot better than the 4,000, don't you?" "I don't even want to know." "No, Chris, please, man." "We're low on quicklime, man." "Doesn't matter." "We got vacants on both sides." "He'll stink is all." "Chris, please." "Don't fret, boss." "I got you covered." "Quick and clean, I promise." "Chr" "Man, shit like that don't even work in them cartoons." "The roadrunner just snatch the birdseed and book." " We ain't in no cartoon." " Yeah, you is." "Shh!" "Be still." "Yeah, you scaring away the birds." "I'm talking to both y'all." "Took me off the clock for this craziness?" " What the fuck is you thinking?" " We're serious, Nay." "This bird could be worth like 300 or 400." "Nigga, please." "Yo, you know the boy Nemo who worked Marlo's pigeon coop?" "Said he got 400 for a white homing bird." " And that's a homer?" " I mean, it's white." " So that makes it a homer, right?" " It could be." "Damn!" "Son, you need to put some hamburger meat in that trap." "That shit would've been got." "Shut your mouth, it'd have been got." "I'm gonna fuck this nigga up." "Hey yo, what the fuck is wrong with you, throwing bottles and shit, huh?" "You just cost us cash money, you know that?" "I ain't done nothing." "You're a seriously backwards dude." "You know that, right?" "Playing with bugs like he's still in Pampers." "That wasn't even necessary." "Nah, you don't want any Pampers." "Put them over that mouth you got." "Catch all that shit you be flushing." " Ohh!" " Ooh!" "Y'all be stinking like rat fart." "There you go!" " Oh oh!" " Get him!" "All right, all right." "Come on, come on, come on." "Come on." "Y'all acting like little bitches." "Yo, you seen my man Duke?" "Clocked him, got him upside his head." "Only because I didn't want to get too close and touch the dirty motherfucker." "Could have come up with aids or some shit like that." "Dukie fight like a bitch, yo." "I would have whipped that ass if I didn't feel sorry for him." "Duke, man, you scared away the birds." "I blew me up a bug bomb." "You want to come and see the pieces?" "Nah, I'm good." "I got to go." "All right." "Hey hey, Randy." "That pigeon wasn't a homer." "Homers got them metal things around their leg." "That way you can tell them from the other birds." "How you know that?" "You know Nemo let me clean out his coop sometimes." "So... he was schooling me." "...which leaves us a total of 54." "No surprises on who's coming back-- all the regulars." "We lost Mr. Parker and Ms. Bowles." " Gregory's leaving?" " Hired by the county." "And Bowles, I knew she wasn't coming back, the way they tore up her classroom." "So we're short two in math and four in science." "Man at the door." "No system l.D., but says he's new here." "Well, buzz him in before something changes his mind." "All the way on the left." "Pull it hard." " Hard!" " It's locked." "All right." "I'll be right down." "Not a goddamn thing up in here works like it should." "Well, you turn to the cafeteria assignments, and you see that's gonna leave Ernest alone for second period, and he can't handle it alone." "You tell them, because I ain't even gonna try to pronounce it." "Roland Pryzbylewski." "Everyone just calls me "Prez."" "Claudell Withers." "I'm principal here." "New in math." "I won't have my certificate until next year, but with the resident teachers' program, they said I'd be getting classes because of staff shortages?" "Jesus." "Lambs to the slaughter here." "What did you do before you decided to teach, Mr. Pryzbylewski?" "I was a police..." "in the city." "Marcia Donnelly, Assistant Principal." "Welcome to Edward Tilghman Middle." "That leaves Tullman, as I see 'em, for the 12th." "You think he can handle the whole shift?" "Now, which one's Tullman, again?" "Goofy redhead, kind of looks like Opie from Mayberry, but less fierce." "Jimmy, Major wants to see you." "Jimmy, come on in." "I know I offered when I first came over here, and I know your answer then, but I'm still asking." "Can I get you out of a radio car?" "No thank you, Major." "McNulty, I'm short two men in Ops, and my follow-up squad couldn't make a case to save its life." "You're too damn good to be humping calls." "Thanks for the offer, though." "You don't think I asked him 10 times when I was acting commander?" "He's in the wrong fucking place." "For us, yeah." "For him..." "Yo, po-po, man." "Po-po." "Shut it down." "Where is the love, Bodie?" "Where is the motherfucking love?" "I go back so far with this kid," "I was chasing him through juvie." "But does any of that matter when we roll up here?" "I get so much as a wave, a nod, a smile?" "Nothing." " How about just hello?" " Hello." "See?" "That wasn't so hard, was it?" "Lex, my man, how's your day going?" "Not to criticize or anything, but I think you missed a spot there." "Little Kevin, how's it hanging?" "Reesey, you look like someone just shot your dog." "You all right, man?" "You okay?" "Reesey still messing up the count?" "You hear what he said?" "Yo, dog, you send him up to Lamelle next month." "I'll make sure Ms. Davis puts him in remedial math, and we'll have done some good here today." "Fucking cop, man." "Everything good?" "Yeah." "Just words." "Mr. Entrapment, how you doing?" "Don't look like that." "I'm still dining out on that story." "You know how he beat the wiretap a year ago?" "Claimed entrapment when he was clocking in Bunny Colvin's Hamsterdam." "Shit you not." "Smart kiddo." "I loved it." "When I roll back in an hour, this corner's bone-dry." "Your people are done for the day." "Okay." "So let's try this again." "I say, "Have a good evening, Mr. Broadus."" "And a good evening to you, Sergeant Carver." "See?" "We're right here." "And a very good evening to you, Officer Colicchio." "Fuck yourself with a 40, shitbreath." "What the fuck was all that about?" " You can't bust every head, Tony." " I can't?" "Bust every head, who are you gonna talk to when the shit happens?" "Hi, Rachel." " Tim, thanks for doing that yesterday." " Yeah, no problem." "You ran late all morning" "Late for the seniors, late for the Stonewall meeting with Della." "Late for the Gay-Lesbian Alliance." "Them seniors, they talk slow." "Bullshit." "It was breakfast with Young Tony when they sat there swapping stories over cold coffee." " Young Tony, huh?" " I was getting sage advice" " From a one-term mayor?" " It wasn't his fault." "He takes over in '67, sees the city burn." "That was an opportunity." "Spiro Agnew made his whole career on the '68 Riots." " Agnew?" " One man's shithead's another man's vice president." " True today as it ever was." " Hey, is that polling data?" "Raw numbers." "It's incomplete." "Right now, you need to be in the call room dialing for dollars." "Aw, fuck!" "I can't do it anymore!" "I hate it." "I hate it more than anything." " I fucking hate it!" " You don't do this, you don't have the money to pay for the damn TV spots in the last two weeks." "Aw, mothersucking cockfuckers." "Oh, Jesus." "I fucking hate this." "Hey there, Jim." "Tom Carcetti here, remember me?" "We met at your sister's house-- you know, the one that's married to that Republican cunt." "I know you don't remember me." "I know you don't have any use for fucking politicians, and frankly, I don't give a flying fuck about what you think or what your concerns are." "But I do care about what your cute little blonde wife thinks about so many things." "But, Jim, the reason I'm calling is because" "I want you to write me out a check for $4,000, the maximum allowed by law." "Because we don't trust you to actually mail that check, we're gonna send over a couple of furloughed DPW workers to beat the check out of you." "All finished?" "You need $30,000... in the next three hours." "No bullshit, Tommy." "You hit your number or die in this room." "Yeah, whatever." "So what are you watching, then?" "Anything on the tube?" "No fucking way." "They got enough power in the middle of the lineup." "What they need is pitching." "What you looking at?" "Fucking crazy." "Oh, like I'm really gonna give that motherfucker a ride to Woodlawn." "Shit." "Help!" "Somebody help!" "What's up, Patrice?" "You're letting it ring, right?" "You're not hanging up after a ring or two?" "I'm making the calls, Terri." "I don't know what to say." "Nobody's home." "30,000, Tommy." "You mean Lex, the boy who used to go with Patrice?" "Lester!" "He her baby's daddy." "He ain't the first one to get his spurt." "You ain't got to talk like that." "Nigga just walked up to him outside of the Paragon and served him up." "One to the face." "Whap!" "Shoot." "He was real cute." "Lex and his nine took all the cute out of that lazy-eye motherfucker." "Anything on Fruit's phone?" "Nothing." "I've gone for two hours." " Sure." " It's no problem, though." "Sure." "I really need your help." " Put me down for four." " Yeah." "What about your wife?" "Think she can come up with four?" " I don't think we can do eight." " The kids?" "They're in strollers." "I know they're in strollers." "I was kidding." "That's funny." "Yeah, never mind." "4,000 is good." " Thanks." " No problem." "One to the left temple." "Close range in a lot full of club trash," " but of course, nobody sees a thing." " Hmm." " We hear your shooter goes by "Lex."" " Lex?" "We were up on your victim's cell phone, too." "We'll go back through the calls, send you whatever's there." "Got this from his pocket." "You can pull the numbers from that as a consolation prize." "This fucks you guys up, don't it?" "Losing a guy you had wired?" "Nah." "We're up on several phones on the street level." "With or without Mr. Fruit, we're on our way." "You know, it's strange." "We're not seeing bodies." "This is the first drug hit in months, and it's Marlo's boy who falls." " I thought Marlo was the new power." " He is." "Shit, he's got everything from MLK to Fulton now." "How do you hold that much real estate without making bodies?" "You hear anything more about this murder on your wire, Lester, the Bunk expects a call." "Yeah, I know he does." "Oh!" "The hell with Norris." "You're my real partner, Lester." "My life partner." "Don't tease, bitch." "Look at that bowlegged motherfucker." "I made him walk like that." "So who the fuck is Lex?" "Dontrelle's cousin." "Used to be with Cantel's people." "He working some corner over the Hilltop now." "He ain't more connected than that?" "And he coming near one of mine?" "Wasn't about no business." "Pussy, man." "Yo, Fruit was into something that Lex thought was his own." "You say the word, we take off that whole motherfucking corner every last one of them bitches." "What corner are we talking about, again?" "Rag-tag shit up on Pacer." "Man, they get their shit from Joe, but they're mostly independent." "They gone, Marlo." "Just say so." "That what you think?" "Just do them all?" "And take their fucking corner, too." "What do I want with some off-brand Hilltop corner?" "And why I need to be stacking bodies when there ain't no one trying to war with us?" "Just Lex." "He did one of ours, so he got to fall." "Get out, Tommy." "You're done." "Get up, Tommy!" "Come on, pretty boy." "Come on." "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here." " Come on." "Let's go." " That's home?" "Yeah." "That's it." "There we go, little trooper." "6:30 tomorrow morning." "Don't make me drag you out of bed like you did yesterday." "Mm-hmm." "Damn, boy, what happened to you?" "Terrace Boys banged me coming across the tracks over there by Ramsey Street." "Teron, Manny, Herbie." "Man, all them Terrace niggas." "They can't whoop on Dukie like that." "Yeah, I know." "Only we can whoop on Dukie like that." "We've got to step it up, even this out." "Nah." "Fuck even." "We gonna hurt them twice as bad." "Give 'em a whoop-ass they ain't gonna never forget." "If we straight-up fight them, there's as many of them as there is us-- more even." "So what you saying?" "You scared?" "Nah, I'm just saying." "If we're gonna hurt them, we need to think on it." "Do something go past beating on each other." "You talking guns and shit." "Nah, I ain't talking guns." "What?" "Aw, shit." "Randy got an idea." "Hey, Norman." "You know what I had for dinner last night?" "Tuna sub." "I ate in the car." "When I'm finished writing my memoirs, that shit'll be in there, no doubt." "You see what I just ate?" "In the car?" "A fucking tuna sub." "In order to prevent distemper, Norman, you must vary the candidate's menu." "If you're done chewing," "let's give these new radio spots a listen." "We've seen what Tommy Carcetti can do at City Hall as a councilman." "While the current administration bent to special interests," "Tommy Carcetti sponsored legislation..." " What?" "...that is protecting jobs at the fort by preventing the overdevelopment of our waterfront." "300,000." "Great." "Thanks for sharing." "...that prevented budget cuts to vital city services..." "Three and five zeroes-- mayor's latest TV buy, and it's four weeks out." " Turn that shit off!" " You don't like the spots?" "I read the copy before the studio mix." "I think they're strong." "They're bullshit!" "Weak bullshit!" "I wouldn't vote for me." "Fuck!" "Fuck Royce!" "Fuck Tony Gray!" "Fuck me!" "Where am I going again?" "One of those neighborhoods between Oliver and Middle East." "Middle East." "Now, that's a good name for it-- fucking Fallujah." "Command performance." "Ms. Victorina Simmons." "She holds sway over two big vote precincts, no matter who the EDC is lying down with" "Fucking Royce!" "300,000 like it's fucking water." "Then there's also the Reverend Garnett." "What are they complaining about today?" "Fucking shithole of a city." "Whining bastards, bitching about the trash or the crime or this or that." "It's my fucking fault it went to shit." "These motherfuckers." " Boss." " They can bite my bloody ass." "Ms. Simmons." "Reverend Garnett." "Good to see you again." "I had a meeting going on, but I'm here now, and I know there's things to see." "We called and called downtown, and ain't nothing gets done." "Okay." "Show me." "Right this way, Councilman." "The first thing I want you to take a look at..." "See, you've got to drink a lot." "Think about the water running." "And that way, you know" "How the fuck you know what water running be like, Duke?" "Water been off in your house since last year." " Man, that's cold." " Yeah, that's cold, Nay." "Oh, shit." "I'm ready." "Can't go with niggers watching, yo." "When we call, he'll send somebody, most of the time, and they write it all down just like he doing now." "But nothing ever gets done." "Come here, Councilman, I want you to see this." "Now, see them drug boys?" "They block the alleys like this so the police won't chase them down there." " All this trash." " Mm-hmm." "Rats everywhere." "Houses vacant." "We keep trying to get them down here and clean this up." "I guess that's too much like right." "Well, truth is, Royce won't let the city agencies take any of my constituent calls." "But let me see what I can do." "Come on, let me show you this down here." "Come on." "Yo." "Y'all Terrace niggas know that boy who go by the name "Deez"?" " Deez?" " Yeah, Deez nuts." " Aw, fuck." " Shit." "Yo yo, come on, come on, come on." "Yeah, come on, get him!" "Damn!" "I knew those bitches was gonna set us up." "Yeah, fucking say it, bitches." "Don't ever disrespect Terrace." "Damn!" " I fucking pissed myself." " Fuck!" "Over here!" "Kick him right behind." "Randy!" "This way." "Hey yo, he went in there!" "Remember that phrasing is a cornerstone in communicating with your students." "This applies not only to the questions you ask or their comprehension of the lesson, but how they perceive you as an educator." "And where does that begin?" "Out loud and enthusiastically." "I.A.L.A.C." "Let's go." "Once again." "I.A.L.A.C." "And what are we telling ourselves?" "I am lovable and capable." "Now I see those smiling faces." "...where the listing on the lower half of the page indicates some typical soft-target locations." "An officer alert to the terrorist threat must ask himself," ""Do I know the location of my soft targets, those where large numbers of civilians congregate?"" "Train terminals, office buildings, stadiums." "Another hot zone in the classroom is the pencil sharpener, where children tend to congregate and" "I had a pencil sharpener in my class once." "Antoine Granderson ripped it from the wall and threw it at me." "I'd like to know what your lesson plan suggests when Harold Hounchell sends a full set of textbooks through a closed window." "Thank you." "Settle down, everybody." "And for emergency procedures in the event of biochemical agents, you can refer to Appendix B." "No disrespect to your appendix, but if them terrorists do fuck up the Western, could anybody even tell?" "Some Al-Qaedas were up on Baltimore Street planning on blowing up the chicken joint." "But Apex's crew jacked them up, took their camels and robes, buried their ass in Leakin Park." "At least that's what I heard." "Hey, y'all want some real terrorists?" "You go up on Pencey and Gold." "Hey, guys, let's maintain our" "You're doing one heck of a job." "Not another fucking word." "Thank you." "Ahem." "So..." "Mmm." "You beast." "I can't help it." "You stirred my manhood." "Little Boy Blue." "What the fuck are you doing here?" "I caught one." "Got a street dealer who goes by the name of Lex." "Lester heard it on the wire." "Lester's up on the wire?" "Shit, boy, you are out of the loop." "You know this mutt?" "Goes by Lex?" "He is familiar." "You know who you should ask?" "Carver." " Naw..." " He'd love the job, man." "All right." "Carver it is." "I still feel the need to pull your coat." " For what?" " The taste, Jimmy." "The taste." "How about you and me hit a few of our favorite spots?" "You know, me on the Glenlivet, you on the Jamey?" "Go see if that train is still on the track." "Why don't you come round some night for dinner?" "Say hey to Beadie and the ankle-biters." "Dinner?" "...located in high-rise structures, as well as residences are detailed alongside..." "Thanks, Santy." "This horseshit?" "You serious?" "Back to school for the kids." "Hey." "Yo, Namond, I'll pay you back." "You ain't never gonna have no money." "Yo, Michael, they got you?" "Ain't nothing but a scuffle, man." "Everybody made it back, though, right?" "Naw, man, he had to the boss to get some stitches." "He got hit with a brick." "I see you changed clothes already." "He had to." "Yo, he was stinking." "Yo, Randy, man, that was the stupidest thing you ever thought of." "But it was kind of funny when it happened, though." "You know what I'm saying?" "Yo, you want something before he bounce?" "I'm buying." "One for every soldier that stood tall." " I was down there." " Yeah, fuck you, Duke." "So you get out all right?" "Yeah." "Hurt my ankle going around the corner, but" "But you got away, then?" "The lieutenant governor is up in arms because two Democratic National Committees..." "I know we're way late" "Ain't no thing." "You did good here." "Turn that bullshit off." "You really think they're gonna vote for the white guy?" "Black folk been voting white for a long time." "You come correct, we listen." "It's y'all that don't ever vote black." "Shit, you got my vote, anyway." "I don't have your vote, Norman?" "You're my deputy campaign manager, and I don't have your vote?" "Last white man I could vote for was Bobby Kennedy, and you ain't no Bobby K." "I thought you just said" "I was speaking in general about the kindly nature of black folks." "In particular, I ain't all that kindly." "So you're gonna take my fucking check and run with my fucking campaign" "Well, I do know who pays me." "Yes, sir!" "Oh yes, sir, boss!" "Who are you gonna vote for?" "Royce?" "Tony Gray?" "One of them brothers." "Yeah yeah yeah." "Don't make me tell you again." "It's 9:00 sharp, boy." "And I'm smelling what has to be urine." "What you been at, boy?" "Well, we were playing with Dukie today." "You know how he be with his clothes and all." "Well, it's good that child has friends, I suppose." " Yes, ma'am." " Get in there." "Come on, now, give me a break" "Come on, Dougie." "I know it's late, but I got to come backdoor like this, or the agencies won't do shit." "You know that as well as I do." "Come on, Tommy..." "Come on, Tommy." "Hustle." "This is ridiculous." "Come on, give me a break" "Look, Dougie." "Yeah." "I'm sorry to bug you at home, but this asshole Royce won't handle a thing out of my office, and I need a couple of alleys cleaned." "Yeah. 1200 block of Federal Street, both sides;" "and then Chester and Collington" " run in either direction off that." " Jesus, Tommy." "I know, you're gonna be out there again in a couple days." "Can you call Frankie in Special Services and have him send a cold patch truck?" "Federal street's a fucking tank trap." "Yeah yeah yeah." "Great." "Thanks." "Love to Denise." "Hustle up, Tom." "How you doing?" "Good evening." "Hi." "You're over two hours late, Tommy." "You ain't gonna win disrespecting your base." "Hold up, Tony." "Look, man." "We got to talk." "I feel the bad about the way things have turned out, but right or wrong, if you're elected, then I'm gonna do whatever I can to help you, and if I get in, I'm gonna need your help." "I mean, it's not personal, Tony." "Fuck you, Tommy." "So this is me?" "This is you." "Pandemic!" "Pandemic!" "Got that pandemic right here!" " What's up?" " What's up, man?" "I got all this from the Koreans today at a discount." "When school start, I'll be selling it for three times that." "Tell you what," "let me get them Skittles." "Naw." "Do me a favor for the rest." "Go up the block and tell Lex there's a girl that want to see him" " at the playground behind Fort." " Girl?" "Tell him Patrice say he should come to the playground after 8:00." "Why don't you tell him yourself?" "Look, dog, I don't want to be taking none of Bodie's shit today about cutting work." "All right?" "Just do me that favor." "Pandemic!" "Pandemic right here!" "For a skinny motherfucker, he sure do sweat some." "We got to keep an extra change in the car so we don't have to come home in the middle of the day." "Well, we're way past late now, so..." " Damn it!" " Here, let me." "Hey, Norman." "Maybe I'll go to clip-on for a while." "Hey, Terri got in new polling data." "Did you get a bump?" "She won't show me anything till it's all broke down, but, yeah, I deserve a bump, don't I?" "Four more weeks, Jen." "Quality time with the wife and kids." "That's what, four minutes?" "More like six." "Six." "Shit, I could have got laid." "Yo." "Yo, Chris, l-- I didn't" "Yeah." "It's good." "Pandemic!" "Pandemic right here!" "No Lex." "Where's that skinny mope?" "He was here earlier." "Well, fuck it." "We'll come back," "Jack him tomorrow, no problem." "All right." "Share the sodas, too." " What's up?" "What's up?" " Hey." "What's up?" "Let me holla at you real quick." "What up?" " You did like I said?" " Yeah." "Yeah, you must have, because the nigga went up the block." "He ain't never coming back down." "Chris and Snoop-- pow!" "What?" "Look." "Just be cool, all right?" "Our heroes back from the wars." "Those poll numbers tallied up yet?" "Not too bad, either." "Royce, 35;" "you, 26;" "Gray, 20." "19% undecided." "We're fucked if we haven't moved any more than that." "I need to be at 30, and I need Tony taking 25 of his points." "Royce's negatives are way up." "Like what, 34% unfavorable to 43% favorable?" "He's vulnerable." "Geri, understand this." "In order to win, I need Tony Gray to take a huge bite out of Royce's lead-- huge." "Tony's moved, what?" "Two points in the last month?" "That poll says one in five voters hasn't decided anything yet." "Yeah." "The first batch of radio spots worked magic, didn't they?" "How much money we piss away on those?" "Look at these First District figures." "I mean, that's my base, and I'm polling 37% with 24% undecided?" "Fuck me!" "I'm done!" "Tommy, nobody's focused on this race yet." "We're gonna own the First." "Christ, look at what Royce is polling in the Fourth." "No doubt, Tony's got to get some traction in West Baltimore." "Yeah, he needs to be rounding 25% and headed for 30." "And, by the way, who can tell me when the fuck did the Sixth District become 64% black?" "About five years ago in the last redistricting, mostly as I recall, to give your ass more white votes over there in the First." "What the fuck was I thinking?" "A hell of a lot can happen between now and election day." "I've been ahead further than Royce is and lost." "I can't win this." "Tommy, where the fuck you going?" "I'm your ride home, man." "The man can read a poll." "You been drinking?" "I'm fine." "Well, you need to be fine somewhere else." "Park curfew is midnight." "City's averaging a murder a day, and here you are with Rec and Park rules?" "What are you, a smart ass?" "Sorry." "I didn't mean nothing." "Don't I know you?" "I'm running for mayor." "Tommy Carcetti, First District." "I'll be coming back through in about 20, Councilman." "Do me a favor and take it down the road." "Randy?" "Yes, ma'am."

"Step on it!" "It's them." "Kika will be mad." "You're dead." "Get down!" "Faster, idiot!" "72 HOURS EARLIER" "OSCAR SALAMANCA, 57" "MERCENARY AND EX-REVOLUTIONARY" "ÁLVARO PARRAGUEZ, 32" "AKA:" "EL TEGUI CHRISTIANGONZÁLEZ" "VICENTE FERRAGUT, 35" "VETERINARIAN MEMBER OF THE FERRAGUT CARTEL" "MARIO MORENO, 47" "MERCENARY EX MILITARY DICTATOR'S COLLABORATOR" "Thank you." "Good morning." "All passengers to Iquique, please exit through the front door." "Passengers in transit to La Paz, Bolivia, please remain seated, thank you." "Understood?" "Understood." "I'll cover you up to the Bolivian border." "Then it's up to you guys." " Fine, we'll talk if we need to." " No calls, just text me." "I'm no expert but I'm no fool." "Liquid cocaine." "Even the smartest dog can't detect it." "Take these 5,000 liters to a lab and you'll get two-and-a-half tons of pure cocaine." "Cool it, Chilean." "It's not the first load Ferragut takes across the border." "Don't get all macho-man with me." "You guys won't mess with the bigwigs." "Not yet." "You guys are too big for your britches!" "After El Cacho and his son come looking for me, they'll get you guys." "Who are your clients?" "Are they French, Russian, German?" "Fine, if you have the money," "I don't care if you sell the coke, snort it, or go skiing on it." "Don't do anything stupid before leaving Bolivia, you jerks." "The money's been transferred." "Yes ma'am." "Okay." "Thanks." "Take your stash to Chile." "LAURA FERRAGUT, 32" "ATTORNEY MEMBER OF THE FERRAGUT CARTEL" "How are you José Luís?" "Go ahead, eat." "The D.A. Can paint you a very pretty picture, but we both know who's with you when it really matters." "Don't we?" "Hi Laura." "Where are you?" "Is something wrong?" "We're fine, it's done." " What time are you leaving?" " No questions, Laura." "Don't worry, you'll be okay." "They chose you for a reason." "I'll phone you when I cross the border." "Don't worry, it's okay." "What are you doing here?" "Maybe you missed the customs office?" "Papers." "Please step out of the truck." "What are you doing in the middle of the desert?" "What's in the tanker?" " Petroleum." " Petroleum?" "Let's go Vicente." " What do we do now, idiot?" " How about a funeral?" "We can't leave them here." "We need to bury them." "This is the world's largest graveyard." "These jerks are buried already." "I'm telling Kika." "Tell her, your mom knows how to do things right." "PRISON FOR WOMEN SANTIAGO, CHILE" "Thanks." "KIKA FERRAGUT, 52" "HEAD OF THE FERRAGUT CARTEL" "Talk to me." "The guy we contacted, mom." "What happened?" "He'll help us." "He accepted." "How is Vicente?" "He's doing fine." "He was a little nervous, but I think he'll do just fine." "WELCOME TO CHILE BORDER CONTROL CENTER" "{ATACAMA DESERT, CHILE" "What took you so long?" " Everything okay?" " Yes." "The stash has to be bottled and sealed in 6 hours." "We leave at dawn." "Everything's ready." "Connect the hose." "I like Italian women." "They are women that lube themselves up good." "They're nice and firm." "And best of all, they don't waste any time." "They go straight to the point." "How is it?" "It's a little wet, but you can try some." "I'm eating, man." "Well?" "What do you think?" "Watch it with that crap." "I want you nice and sober." "You want some, pal?" "I was hired to carry that shit." "Not to snort it." "What's a little bit more or less?" "With that much it can't hurt." "Let's celebrate." "I'll celebrate when it's delivered and my money's in the bank, not before." "Let the guys celebrate, Salamanca." "If they get shot tomorrow at least these jerks will die happy." "From now on we communicate with these." "I need your cell phones." "Why?" "Your phone, idiot." "Give it to me." "Yours too." "Moreno." "Did you hear me or not?" "Moreno." "Hello." "Gabriela?" "Mario, honey, I'm so glad you called." "Where are you?" "You know I can't tell you, so don't ask." "When are you coming home?" "In a few days, honey." "We can't talk on our phones for a while." "Your baby's kicking a lot." "I'm bored." "So take care of yourself." "Avoid beer and smoking." "And another thing I didn't tell you." "Get rid of that nose ring, Gaby." "It's so gross." "Fine, come home soon." "I miss you." "Kisses." " Is that the last one?" " Yes sir." "Good." "Is it all there?" "It's all there." "There are 208 crates." "And 3,360 bottles." "Yes, they're going." "Dinner is ready." "I'll call you back." "I'm not having dinner, grandpa." "I'm going out." "Have dinner with us, and then we'll see if you can go out." " I need to study, grandpa." " But dinner's served." "Hello." "Hello." "Who is this?" "Hello." "Hello." "Take the first exit on your right." "What's going on?" "You missed the exit." " He said you missed the exit." " What are you doing?" "We're delivering the stash in Valparaiso, not lquique." "So why did Kika say it was in Iquique?" "That's between you and your mom." "Valparaiso is 1,200 miles away." "Stop the truck." "Stop the truck now." "Stop the truck, now!" "Pull over, Salamanca." "I was hired to take the stuff to Valparaiso." "I don't care what they told you." "Let's go to the port." "We're already here." "Call Kika and stop wasting my time." "So, Salamanca." "Why would Kika lie to everybody but you?" "I've worked for the family for years." "If the people that work for the family were more loyal, Kika wouldn't be in jail, right?" "Son of a bitch." " Take it easy." " Get out of the way now!" "Get in the truck and take us to the port." "To lquique, you hear me?" "Come on, put it down." "You believe him?" "Don't mess with me, Moreno." "Not with me." "Hi, aunt." " Hello." " Hello." " What's wrong, son?" " It's Salamanca..." "Kika, listen." "Yes?" "Switch to speaker." "I want everyone to hear me." "I'll say just one thing to stop wasting more time." "Obey Salamanca as if he's God Almighty." "We'll talk later." "Now can we get in the truck?" "You brought us to this dump, Salamanca." "It's a truck stop." "We're truck drivers." "We'd already be in Iquique, delivering the stash." "Our pal Salamanca spoke with Kika." "There's nothing we can do." "I don't like the word "pal"." "Besides, he was hired for one delivery." "Then, I never saw him before." "But a while ago, our pal Salamanca would never have eaten with someone like me." "That was unacceptable." "Right, pal?" "Eat and shut up." "When will we be in Valparaiso?" "At 2 PM tomorrow." "We'll have to sleep in the truck." "I'll be in the restroom." "VALPARAISO AT 14:00 HOURS" "Parraguez?" "Alvaro Parraguez?" "Remember me?" "We went to school together." "Long time no see." " What about the beer?" " Move it." "BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SANTIAGO, CHILE" ""Change of plan." "Valparaiso 14:00 hours"." "MARCOS OLIVA, 43" "HEAD OF THE NARCOTICS BUREAU" "They didn't get to Iquique, sir." "We don't know why." "They didn't even enter the city." "Change of plans." "Notify the entire force." "Tell Fabian Salgado to take his people to Valparaiso." "Yes sir." "Miretti, get Parraguez." "Detective Parraguez." "It's time." "Get that, it's Miretti." "It might be important." "Hello." " Okay, understood." " What is it?" " They moved the operation." " Where to?" "Where to?" "Valparaiso." "I have to be there ASAP with my guys." "I'm coming with you." "Are you insane?" "I can't do that." "I'm the prosecutor in charge of that case." "I've headed the Atacama operation for 3 years." "You know just how much I've sacrificed for it." "Stop feeling guilty about Alvaro." "He is where he is because of a choice he made." "There she is." "I hope the idiot has good news." "They're doing their best, aunt Kika." "How are you feeling, Gabriela?" "I'm fine now but I spent the first three months vomiting." "I need to speak with my daughter." "Sure." "It went okay with the witness, but I still need his statement." "Just one thing, mom." "Please don't get nervous." "Our family's future will be decided today." "There's nothing I can do." "Get me out of here, Laura." "I'll never forgive you if you don't." "This is very weird." "There are too many people doing nothing." "Look at them." "Hand me the phone." " Who are you calling?" " Do it." " Jaime." " Oscar." " Get everything ready." " Okay." "No problem." "You need to see the account?" "It's in order." "Everything okay?" "I hope so bitch." "They just made the transference." "Check it out." "Yes, hold on." "Yes." "The money's there." "We did it little brother." "Police!" " Police!" "Police!" " Everybody freeze!" "Show me your hands!" "Get down!" "Nobody fires until I saw so." "Okay, the party's over." "Get down." "Get down." "Easy." "Freeze!" "Freeze!" "Drop it." "Get down!" " Get down!" "Look at me!" " Drop the gun." "Fire." "Now." "We're under fire!" "He's up there!" "Up there!" "Keep firing!" "Keep firing!" "Get cover!" "Get cover!" "What are you doing Miretti?" "Drop it." "Watch it!" "Watch it!" "Call an ambulance!" "Get in there." "Get in." "Get in." "We're out of here." "This is a mess." "Move it." "Move it." "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Stay with me." "Don't fall asleep." "Look at me." "Look at me." "Don't fall asleep." "Hang in there." "How could you lose the money?" "There's a rat in here." "Turn left, Salamanca." "Lose them." "Step on it." "Step on it." "Tailing them on Pratt." "Kika will be mad." "You're dead." "Mom hired you guys to avoid this crap." "Shut up idiot." "Get down!" "Get Down!" "Hold on!" "Move it Salamanca!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Now!" "Get in there fast." "Get out!" "Go!" "Go!" "Yes Mr. Prefect." "All four of them escaped." "They're on the run."

"What is your problem?" " I'm sorry." "I just can't believe what passed for literature in the '70s." "Knock, knock, knock." "This delivery came for you C.O.D." "You weren't here, so I paid the guy." "Thank you." "That saves me 28 dollars plus 5 dollars shipping and handling." "What is it?" "It's something to warm up my side of the office." "Dr. Albright has her collection of tribal death masks, and now I have these." "Look at this one." "It says, "plan ahead", but the person who made it forgot to." "Take that, Mr. Advice giver." "Pow!" ""You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps"." "It sure does!" "I can't wait to show these to Dr. Albright and Nina." "You know, over time," "I've come to think of them less as my co-workers and more like a family." "I'm the all-knowing father, Mary's the wife, and Nina is our adopted love child." "Well, I better be going." "The forecast for today is laughter." "So, Sally, you still want me to teach you to make guacamole?" "Yeah." "I planned my whole day around it." "Okay." "Now... ow!" "ow!" "Darn." "You're bleeding." " Oh, no, no, I'll be fine." "Just get me a little gauze." " Sure, I can handle that." "It's just a little flesh wound." "I've inflicted far worse than that thousands of times." "Of course, never on creatures who bleed." "I'll just..." " Oh!" "Sally, are you okay?" " I know what to do." "I've seen this before." "We've gotta get this woman to the E.R." "Don't worry." "Get her into the living room." "I'll put a damp cloth on her forehead." "She'll be fine." "Oh, she's a big girl." "Wait, wait, wait." "I'm losing her." "Oh!" "I'm sorry." "Watch out for the post." " Huh?" "Wait, I gotta rest for a second." " Yeah, me, too." "You know, maybe the emergency room isn't such a bad idea." "Let's get her downstairs and load her into my el Camino." "Careful, careful." " Don't drop her down the stairs." "Huh?" "I said "don't" drop her down the stairs." "Oh-hh!" ""One of these days I am going to get Organizized"." "Funny." "I knew you'd love it." "Whoever wrote this is a raving genius." "I have the best news!" "Professor fuscoe has been hired by Princeton." "I didn't know the two of you were so close." " I think he's a moron, but I get his office!" "The big office with the bay window and the view of the apple tree?" " Yes!" "Nina, you would have been so proud of me." "As soon as I heard it was available I went to that overly friendly woman who handles these things." "Yeah." "What is her problem?" " Who cares?" "Anyway.." "It was between me and professor Suter, and I said, "Mr. Suter is a very nice old man, but he seems very content in his broom closet." "Why disturb him"?" "And she bought it!" "Oh oh, this is wonderful!" "My funny signs will look just great in the new office." "I'll leave the two of you alone now." "Ah, the thing is, the new office, it's a single." "Great!" "We can share the same desk." "No, you have to stay here." "Oh, I see." "You're leaving me." "I guess it was a mistake to get so close." "Well, we'll still see each other." "Oh Please, don't patronize me." "Just go." "Dick, I've never had my own office." "I've waited 12 years for this, and I need the extra space for my artifacts." "To hell with your tchotchkes!" "I want you to stay here!" "Well, Sometimes you can't get what you want." "You're getting what you want." " Sometimes you can." "I need boxes!" "Fine." "Mr. Potato man is all the company I need." "Right?" "Answer me!" "She looks just like snow white." "Snow white with dried spittle on her chin." "Where am I?" " You're in the hospital." "Oh, good, honey, you're out of the woods." "I'm going to run upstairs and see a friend of mine." ""She just went from a double "d" cup to a "B"." "What, intentionally?" "I know." "Can you believe that?" "What happened?" " You fainted." "Oh, Sally, you just gotta pull through." " Ahh!" "But you're a fighter." "You've always been a fighter." "Oh, my god, why are you talking like that?" "Am I dying?" "Oh no no, that's just the way they talk on those medical dramas." "Damn it!" "Okay, Miss Solomon." "You might have a slight concussion from your fall." "I'd like to keep you overnight for observation." "Well... am I going to be all right?" "Don't you worry about a thing." "We take good care of people here." "Oh, thank you." "I don't know why, but that made me feel better." "Can I have a word with you, doctor?" "What is it?" " This woman is the only sister I've got, and if that means having to use your best doctors and nurses, well, I'm just going to have to live with that... damn it." "Dr. Solomon, I'm Judith." "I'm going to be sharing this office with you." " Judith." "This is my assistant.." "my brother, Roger." "Roger." "Please don't shake my hand." "I've just washed it." "Two rules: when I do not wish to be disturbed," "I will place my nameplate face down on my desk." "And in the morning, whoever arrives first will flip on the ionizer." "You know, the woman who was previously in this office had no trouble with the level of ionization." "Believe me, you will like me, most people do." "Ha!" "well, this is nice." "I rush all the way over here, and I find you lolling around in bed." "Dick, it was so scary." "I was completely unconscious for a half hour." "Lucky you." "After today, I'd pay to be unconscious." "What happened?" " Mary moved into a new office." "Uh-huh?" " Meaning?" "I don't want her to move." "I don't care if it's the office of her dreams." "I don't care if she's never been happier." "I'm so lonesome, I could die." "Hello!" "Sally's in the hospital." "Oh...yeah..anyway.." "from now on, I'm thinking only of myself." "I'm going to be completely.." "what's the word for it?" "Selfish." " No, Smart." "I'm getting her back, no matter what." "I thought you said she was happy there." " She thinks she is, but what does she know?" "I'm the high commander." "I know what's best for everything." "Now, why was I here?" "Oh, right." "Get well." "That's an order." "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to liberate old man Suter from his broom closet." "I brought you some jell-o..." "Ahhh aahh aah!" "Professor Suter, a terrible injustice has been done." "What?" "I said, a terrible injustice has been done!" "I heard you." "What's the big injustice?" "Somebody has taken something that rightfully belongs to you." " What?" "Somebody has taken something that rightfully belongs to you!" "Are you okay?" "Professor Suter?" "Are you okay?" "!" "Yes, the one with the bay window and the apple tree." "How long has it been since we talked?" "Seven years?" "Well, you be good." "Bye-bye." "Company." " Look who I ran into Mary." "You remember professor Suter." "Hello, Mary." " Hello, professor." "Dr. Solomon told me about your good fortune." "I wanted to say congratulations." "Thank you." "I used to have an eye out for this office." "Ah, the bay window!" "And the apple tree." "My wife and I used to picnic under it all the time." "She's dead now." " Oh." "Mary, you have better eyes than I." "Do you see anything carved on the trunk out there?" "No." "Oh I see it." "It's a heart." "A heart, Mary." "I carved it on the day I proposed, right before I went out to fight the Germans." " Oh." "You must have loved her very much." "You'll never know." "Mary, I have a very special favour to ask of you." "What?" "Could you some afternoon help me gather apple blossoms and then take them with me to my wife's grave?" "'Kay." "Bless you, Mary." " Come on, professor Suter." "Let me walk you down to your... tiny office." "I think Dr. Albright wants to be alone with her thoughts." "Don't you let him manipulate you." "This is your office." "I'm not just saying that because I finally got a window." "I'm being objective." " I know you are, but I'm starting to feel bad." "You listen to me, woman." "Keep the dream alive." "I'm really going to miss this place." "Yeah, but you got some lovely prizes." "I know." "A sipper cup, a pair of circulation socks and a kidney-shaped salad bowl." "Sweet!" " I could just hang out here all day." "I know, it's like Disneyland with a slightly higher fatality rate." "Hey, look what I got." "Ooh!" " Wow!" "It was just hanging over there behind a door." "Whoa!" "are there any left?" "Yeah, and the best part is, you can go anywhere you want to, people treat you like a god, and you get 10% off everything at the gift shop." "Let's go." "I need two more units of "o" negative. 10 cc's of narcane." "Come on." " I want done directly now." "Do it." "Whoa!" "Here comes another one." "Check for vitals." " Rest: 12, bp: 140/100." "Got a difficult airway." "Can't get through." "probably ruptured his aorta." " All right, hold his legs." "It just never ends." " And what if it did?" "Let's just pray that day never comes." "Let's go." " Yeah!" "So... you got plans for tonight?" "Personally, you kidding?" "I could sleep forever." "When's our next shift?" "Well, it's hard to say." "We're not doctors." "Hello, everyone!" " You're in a good mood." "I'm in a great mood." " Did Dr. Albright move back in with you?" "Not yet." "But today I realised it's not about getting Mary back and getting what I want." "It's about getting justice for professor Suter... and getting what I want." "So I called up the Dean, and I told him it was a travesty to keep a 75-year-old man locked away in the basement." "Now I'm ready to... par-tay." "So what are we celebrating, brotha?" "My ruthless commitment to myself." "Wow." "You're not just the high commander, you're presidential material." "Looks like a burst appendix." "Don't let the saline count fool you." "I know this man is a diabetic." "No, he isn't." " You're suspended." "She's going to be all right, isn't she?" "She's going to be fine." "Here, let me show you what a doctor once did for me." "Everything's going to be all right." "We take good care of people here." "Thank you, doctor." "This must be a tough job." " Oh, ugh." "I've seen stuff that would make your eyes pop out of your head and splatter against the wall." "In fact, I have seen that, too." "Looks like a burst appendix." "Don't let the saline count fool you." "I know this man is a diabetic." "This is a uterus." "You're suspended." "Father rice, I find myself in the midst of a moral dilemma." "That's why we have a theology department, Dick." "What can I do for you?" " It's professor Albright." "She's strayed." "No news there." "Uh...who is it this time?" "Professor Suter." "Ooh." "That's why, father, I implore you to use your position to shame her." "Uh, that's not exactly what we do anymore." "Someone's got to get her out of that new office." "New office?" "Up on the second floor." "Bay window, apple tree?" " Yeah, that's the one." "I'll be darned." "I hadn't heard." "So Albright got that office, huh?" "Hmm." "Thank you, Dick." "Roger says you must never leave these on his desk again." "Whatever." ""One of these days I am going to get Organizized"." "That's marvelous!" "It's moronic!" "Now be quiet." "There you are." "You were right." "It was a burst appendix." "The saline count fooled me." "I didn't know he had diabetes." "He'll live now." "Remember this face... and beg that one day you'll be half the professional that.." "Dr. Moshepipchik is." "Get out of my way." "Can't you people see I'm carrying a box?" "Nina!" "Mary, you're back." " Yes, I'm back." "Dean Sumner said it was an oversight, that he had already promised my office to someone else." "Backstabbing weasel." "That's the last time I suck up to him." "Professor Suter." "So I guess everything worked out, huh?" "Oh, shut up." "Thanks to that idiot campaign you mounted on my behalf, they're forcing me to retire." " Why?" "Because you reminded them I was over 70 and still on the payroll." "I haven't taught a class in four years." "What have you been doing all this time?" "Working on my screenplay." "It's like "die hard", but it's set in an office building." ""Die hard" was in an office building." "Up yours." "Mary?" " What?" "Somewhere in the recesses of your heart, aren't you just the tiniest bit happy that we're a family again?" "This isn't oncology." "This is a hospital, damn it." "Aww ha, look at all the little people!" "Hello, precious." "Hello!" " Wow!" "That one right there looks just like Winston Churchill." "So does that one." "Hey, this one looks like black Winston Churchill." "It's amazing, isn't it?" "An entire ward of pure distilled life." "I guess people don't just come here to get repaired." "Aw!" "Shh!" "don't cry sweetheart." "This part's easy." "Just wait till you have to choose a long distance carrier." "I wish I could have started from scratch like you guys.." "knowing, but not knowing." "Seeing, and then all at once forgetting." "Enjoy it." "Time here moves really fast." "Father, I've made a terrible mistake." "In order to get my way, I've harmed a friend.." "someone I deeply love.." "a man I barely know, and a large unpleasant woman in sensible shoes." "I feel just awful." "Dick?" "All of god's creatures make mistakes, and he forgives them." "Let me show you something." "When I walk up to my bay window and see that apple tree outside," "I'm reminded of how simple life can be when it becomes less about having and more about being." "Oh, you're a good man, father, in a really, really great office." "It is isn't it?" "When I've realized that when getting what you want comes at the expense of others, it's not all satisfying" "Even if it's the last bag of circus peanuts?" "Well, that would be pretty satisfying." "This came for you from the hospital." " Those people are so nice." "It's probably a "get well" card." "It's a bill for 35 hundred dollars." "Oh, look." "It's says, "thank you for your prompt payment"." "Did you pay them?" " No." "I didn't pay 'em." " Wasn't me." "Well, somebody must have paid them."

"It's nothing." "What do you mean, it's nothing?" "Look at them." "I am looking at them." "It's a financial meeting." "That's how they look in a financial meeting." "No, that's how they look when they're cutting jobs." "Come on, law firms aren't recession-proof the way they used to be." "Would you stop scaring yourself?" "They said billable hours are up this year." "They said we're fine." "And tax litigation?" "We have six full-time." "All right, let's cut four and hold on to two." "Which four?" "Bayer?" "His wife is pregnant." "He doesn't have seniority." "See if he'll do part-time." "And the junior associates?" "Let's put a pin in that." "We don't have many pins left." "Diane." "Oh, better late than never." "What, Stern?" "The great man makes an appearance." "Jonas, how are you?" "We need to run some names by you for layoffs." "Where are you?" "It sounds loud." "Alicia, do you have a second?" "Sure." "It's not like law school, is it?" "It's better." "I always felt unsure in law school." "Really?" "Could have fooled me." "I did fool you." "So I have a favor to ask you." "You never met Mr. Stern." "No, he's been away." "Right." "Barly and Barir Reef." "Anyway he has a daughter, Anna, from his first marriage." "She's being sued." "I don't all the details, but I'm sure they're ugly." "Last time, we got her out of a drug possession." "The time before that, she drove a car through a department store window." "You don't need to take notes on this." "Anna's a real party girl." "Her new husband hired some no-name lawyer, and Mr. Stern wants someone from our firm to cocounsel with him." " With this other lawyer?" " Yeah." "Just make sure he doesn't screw up." "Second chair him." "She's meeting with the lawyer in two hours, so take Kalinda and get a lay of the land, okay?" "Alicia." "We're going through a lot of changes around here." "There's only three votes that really matter..." "Mine, Diane's, and Mr. Stern's." "This is a good way to impress Mr. Stern." "Thanks." "Whoa, you're not kidding." "Yeah, they were just on our doorstep." "Someone rang the doorbell and ran." " Why?" " I don't know, I think to scare my mom." " Is that..." " What, crack?" "Yeah, but it's photoshopped." "My dad's not even in the picture." "Why do all the cool things happen to you?" "That's not the hooker from the sex tape?" "No, it's somebody else." "Look, if I could find her," "I could figure out who took the pictures and who did this." "Here." "What's the password for the parental controls?" "I don't have parental controls." "My mom trusts me." "You're kidding." "This is so great." "What are you doing?" "39,000 matches." "That's crazy." "That's a start." "You must be 18 years or older to access Sweet..." "Aren't you glad you have a friend like me to help you with a tough chore like this?" "No." "No." "Hot but no." "Next site." "This is going to take forever." "Yeah." "Damn, maybe you should go do your algebra homework or something." "Stern's daughter lives here?" "Maybe we have the wrong address." "Or maybe there's a methadone clinic near here." "Excuse me." "Are you looking for me?" "Actually, we're..." "Are you...?" "I'm Anna, Jonas Stern's daughter." "Oh, I'm so sorry." "Don't worry, I get that a lot." "This is me now." "Hi." "Hi." "I was in rehab out in Westchester, and there was this volunteer there, a Yeshiva student, and he had this amazing LP collection." "And so you went Orthodox?" "Hey, they were good LPs." "No, Isaac was talking about passion and music and the Torah, and I just..." "I fell in love." "That's the problem with love..." "You can't make it do what you want." "So..." "What happened?" "Well, a lady tripped in front of our house and she's suing us." "We have homeowner's insurance, but it only covers the $20,000 in compensatory damages, not the punitive." "How much is the punitive?" "$1.2 million." "She's suing you for $1.2 million?" "Yes." "It'll take everything we own and our future." "Just when you think you find your place in life, here comes this." "Sorry, I can't do this during the Sabbath." "It's work." "And what about your dad..." " Can he help?" " We don't want it." "We're not in touch with him." "Wow." "Yeah." "Last year she was club-hopping with Tara Reid." "You know what she'll be doing next year?" "Club-hopping with Tara Reid." "Does anyone ever surprise you?" "No." "Even me?" "Especially you." "Sorry, Anna probably told you, we've already hired a lawyer." "He did work for my brother on a foreclosure, and he's very good, but, um, thank you." "Isaac, could you just tell us what happened?" "Are you Jewish?" "Is that important?" "To understand what happened, yes." "It's important to be Jewish to understand a slip and fall?" "This slip and fall, yes." "I'm sorry you came all this way, Mrs.... ?" "Florrick." "You're... ?" "Your husband was a great man, Mrs. Florrick." "A very great man." "The hate crimes on 58th... he put the skinheads away." "He took us seriously." "How's he doing?" "He's... in prison." "Yes, I'm sorry." "A righteous man quickly finds the world aligned against him." "Thank you, Isaac." "It's an eruv wire." "A what?" "An eruv wire." "Well, you know the Sabbath is a holy day of rest." "An exception is made for minor work like carrying a baby or groceries in a community's courtyard." "But there are no courtyards these days so the eruv wire creates a symbolic courtyard for the whole neighborhood." "And this eruv wire fell?" "Yes, from there." "Isn't it the responsibility" " of the community?" " No," " it's on our property." " So... someone tripped over this wire and now she's suing you for $1.2 million." "I feel like I'm missing something." "Willful and wanton conduct." "Ryan, there you are." "This is the other lawyer Anna mentioned." "We were just discussing the suit." "Our firm feels that it could offer you some assistance." "Odd, I didn't know I needed some... assistance." "Mr. and Mrs. Loeb, could you give us a moment to talk?" "Yes, yes, please." "Ryan, if you could make this work, we'd prefer that." "And Mrs. Florrick, next time you see your husband, please tell him how much he is appreciated." "So I do the depositions, the pretrial motions, prep for next week's trial, and here comes the 600-pound gorilla." "Yep, that's me, 600 pounds." "Did you read the brief?" "Nope." "Talk to the plaintiff?" "Nope." "Came on this case two hours ago." "Our firm is doing it as a favor to Mrs. Loeb." " Why willful and... ?" " Mm-hmm." "Hey, I was put on this case." "It's not my choice and I really don't care if it's your choice." "You call it a 600-pound gorilla or whatever you want, but now I'm your second chair." "They saw the eruv wire was down, they knew it could trip somebody up, and they didn't try to repair it." "That's why it's willful and wanton conduct and subject to high punitive damages." "They admitted to that?" "In their depositions." "And why would they admit to that?" "The wire fell on the Sabbath." "They couldn't do anything." "Wow." "Yeah, it's the perfect legal trap." "They're liable because their religion wouldn't let them act." " And your defense?" " My defense is to suggest that you go tell your boss you're meeting regularly with me and I'm doing a great job and let me win this case." "That's not going to happen, Mr. Alprin." "We're in this together." "Can't hear you." "you were maintaining that injured so badly as to require a large judgment?" "I'm maintaining that I have pain every single day." "I..." "I tryed to ignore it." "I tryed to pick up my little girl, but I can't." "It keeps me from pushing her on a swing." "It keeps me from playing with her on the floor." "And this grocery store was a half mile from your home." "Why did you pass up five closer grocery stores to go to this one?" "My daughter needs gluten-free foods and, uh, this grocery store... the kosher grocery store... had more options." "Good answer." "After you fell, how much time passed... ?" "Great answer." "Anything to undercut the injury testimony?" "I'm still checking." "I mean, as far as I can tell, nobody witnessed her fall, but I'm checking with first responders." "Any word from your cocounsel?" "No, our friend Mr. Alprin doesn't pick up his phone." "This one's a tough one." "The jury's gonna love her." "And you're dealing with sympathy issues." "Is that a euphemism for something?" "Anti-Semitism." "We'll deal with that in voir dire." "Wonder what those questions will sound like." ""Do you dislike Jews?"" "You're a bundle of fun today." "You're kidding me!" "Layoffs." "# She waits, hesitates #" "# Slips away and sneaks out in the dawn #" "# He wakes, never fakes #" "# Holds onto a dream until it's gone #" "# She never says to be wary #" "# She never says, she don't believe, couldn't you see?" "#" "# "I never saw a woman quite like me," she said... #" "Hi, I'm Katarina." "And I am so excited to chat with you." "You must be 18 or older to chat and please have your credit card ready." "And as if life wasn't full enough." "Mr. Alprin..." "So, I asked for a continuance until Monday morning because Vice cops like to sleep in, so don't fail to show up in court, okay?" "If you don't show up, you're going to have to take a plea." "Alprin Associates." "I thought you were taking away his keys, Mrs. Frazzi." "Okay, the arraignment won't be until 3:00." "I'll see you there." "Okay, you let me know when you can talk." "I'll just... sit here and wait." "So..." "Mrs. Florrick." "Mrs. Peter Florrick." "Right here in my office." " Yep." " Dressing up as a peasant and walking amongst the serfs." "That's me." "So this is what idealism looks like." "I liked your husband." "He was better than this current state's attorney." "Easier on DUIs and drug cases." "So, here's your problem." "You've got a client who admitted to liability, and a sympathetic plaintiff." "You saw the depositions?" "Got them from the plaintiff's attorney." "You wouldn't answer your phone." "The only play I see is you attack the medical evidence, and try to reduce the punitive amount." "What do you think of the First Amendment?" " I like it." " Isaac and Anna's religion requires they not act on the fallen eruv wire, because it's the Sabbath." "Therefore they can't be held liable for not acting." "You want to use the First Amendment to attack a slip and fall?" "They believed God would judge them if they acted, so they couldn't act." "And what about OSHA v. Smith?" "OSHA v. Smith can kiss my ass." "Liability is outweighed by the Loebs' right to exercise their religion." "Up to what point?" "If they saw someone dying outside..." "Well, yes, when that happens, I will call on you," "Mrs. Florrick." "But you're creating a loophole in liability law." "No." "The Constitution is." "How long were you married?" "15 years, and don't do that." " What?" " Throw a personal question into the middle of an intellectual argument." "It gets more honest answers." "Judges in civil courts crave two things: novelty and getting out of civil court." "The First Amendment is novel." "We'd have to put a First Amendment scholar on the stand." "I was about to make calls." "Give me half." "How can you work there?" "How can I work where?" "What are we talking about now?" "Stern, Lockhart Gardner." "Oh, right." "The big bad corporate overlords." "Much better to work in a storefront, fighting for DUIs and prostitutes." "Two years ago," "I had a case of lead poisoning in toys." "Benny Brauer." "Eight months old." "Fell into a coma after sucking on a crib mobile." "The insurance company offered to settle until your firm got involved." "Isn't the point of representing clients to help them win?" "Meet me in open court," "I'll beat you every time." "That's not what your firm did." "You buried us in paper, continuances, trial motions waiting for Benny Brauer to die." "A week later," "I heard your chief litigator had a name for it." ""Litigating the margins."" "Delaying the reward to exhaust the opposition and therefore reduce the payout." "We do pro bonos." "We do death row cases." "You can't tarnish an entire firm based on one case." "Sure you can." "Especially when one of the partners was the chief litigator." "Will Gardner." "Just give me one second, all right?" "Alicia." "So, Stern called for an update on his daughter's case, and he sent you something." "Me?" "Well, whoever we put on the case." "He's in Bora-Bora." "Thanks." "So, how's it going?" "Good." "We're going for a First Amendment defense." "On a slip and fall?" "Religious freedom trumps liability." "Smart." "Maybe I'll sneak into court, and see how it's going." "How's the cochair?" "He's... interesting." "Interesting is good." " He was saying some things." " Yeah?" "What?" "Nothing." "Another time." "Look, here's my take on it." "We're too low on the totem pole to get fired because we don't cost enough." "The problem is these older people." "I don't mean that in a generational sense." "I just mean, you know, the ones who have been here longer." " Thanks." " They're not hungry enough, you know?" "And they cost too much." "Cary, have you ever heard of a case here defending a toy company against lead poisoning?" "No." " Why, should we be on it?" " No, no, it was two years ago." "The kid died when we didn't settle." "Two years ago?" "Why are we talking about something that happened two years ago?" "Hey." "How's homework going?" "Done." "What've you been up to?" "Nothing." "Homework." "Oh, Grandma left her wallet again." "Can you put it by the door so she doesn't forget it next time?" "Sure." "Shoymer is a purely volunteer policing force for the Hasidim." "Mostly we deal with hate crimes." "And you were the first responders on the scene?" "Yeah, right here." "Lady was on her back, screaming." "On her back?" "But she fell forward." "Yeah, and then she rolled on her back." "There was a lot of broken glass in her groceries." "That camera seems to have a direct view." "It was put in before the lady fell, but wasn't hooked up till after." "Oh... it's unlucky, yeah?" "Just happened like that." "You know with all the hate crimes around here, we have almost every square yard of this block covered by cameras." "Can I ask a favor, Ezra?" "Could you stand here for a minute where down fell?" "Sure." "Okay, hold up, hold up." "So, Mr. Alprin, let me get this straight." "You intend to argue a slip and fall as a First Amendment issue?" "Yes, Your Honor." "This is ridiculous, Your Honor." "They can't even keep a straight face." "In Kolatch V. Harper, 1983, Your Honor, it was argued, the Constitution can't be segregated from peripheral areas of law." "Kolatch V. Harper?" "You can't just bring up some two-bit case from 1983 as a citing." "That was actually a one-bit case." "It was my first one as a litigator." "And as I remember it," " I lost that case." " Yes, sir, but it was still a good argument." "Your Honor, shouldn't a jury be allowed to decide?" "Yes, that's what I argued then." "Your Honor, this is about liability." "This is not about the Constitution." "Counselor, everything's about the Constitution." "Life rarely gives you a chance to reverse a past regret." "So, what the hell?" "Step back." "Oh, and, Mr. Abbott, you may call your first witness." "So, when you installed the wire a year ago, you warned the Loebs about maintenance?" "Yeah, I did." "I always recommend that I be called once a month to maintain and inspect." "And how often did the Loebs phone you after you installed it?" "Zero." "Thank you, Mr. Knox." "No more questions, Your Honor." "Mr. Alprin?" "Good morning, Mr. Knox." "Good morning." "Every time a customer phones you for maintenance, you make money, correct?" "That's not why I ask them to." "You ask customers to phone you once a month not because your work is shoddy?" "No." "Because that would mean you'd liable in this case, too, if your work was shoddy." " Objection." " Sustained." "When was the last time you were sued for shoddy workmanship, Mr. Knox?" "Well, I've never been sued." "And have you ever been served?" "I guess I might have." "Isn't it true that the plaintiff in this case tried to sue you" " for the shoddy workmanship at the Loeb house," " Objection." "and it was until you agreed... with a proverbial gun to your head... to testify for the plaintiff..." " Your Honor, objection!" " Mr. Abbott, the question hasn't been asked yet." "Wasn't it only when you agreed to testify against the Loebs that the lovely" "Mr. Abbott over here agreed to drop the lawsuit against you?" "Go ahead, you can object now." "Objection, Your Honor." "Overruled." "You're making this sound bad." "Well, then, help me make it sound good." "You did shoddy construction, connecting the eruv wire, you got sued, and then you tried" " to blame the customer for..." " Misstates the facts!" "Objection!" "to avoid a lawsuit yourself." "Help me make that sound good." "Your Honor, objection." "Withdrawn." "Your witness." "Nice cross." "Thanks." "Where did you go to school?" "So we're getting intimate now?" "Yes, school talk." "Very personal." "Samford University." "Stanford, really?" "No, Samford." "Cumberland." "Ranked in the top 133 of law schools." "I make up in passion what I lack in law books." "You're good." "So, you can't use any machinery during the Sabbath, because" "God would disapprove?" "Yes." "So that's why you couldn't call about the eruv wire being down, because that would be operating machinery?" "Yes." "Okay." "I think I get it." "What's he got?" "Mrs. Loeb, this is a record of your cell phone bill." "If you could look at the underlined item there." "There's a phone call you made at 9:33 p.m." "On what day?" "Would you read that?" "September fourth?" "Yes, what day was that?" "What day of the week?" "Mrs. Loeb." "Friday." "That would be the Sabbath?" "You... made a phone call on the Sabbath?" "I..." "I'm..." "Yes." "And this was a call to?" "To my father." "We've been estranged, and I..." "And you called at night on your cell, so your husband wouldn't find out about it." "Is that right?" "Yes." "I'm sorry." "You did the same thing on August 7, and July 17, and June 19." "Is this correct?" "Other Fridays?" "So, Mrs. Loeb, you could have called about the eruv wire being down, but you chose not to thus, making you liable." "No further questions." "I understand it." "I understand her wanting to phone her father." "It's a betrayal." "It's a weakness." "Was what happened with your husband a weakness?" "That's different." "How is it different?" "She didn't cheat on you." "She lied to me." "She... betrayed... everything." "But it wasn't selfish." "Have you forgiven your husband?" "Then how can you tell me to forgive?" "Hey, I'll get back to you." "They want to talk settlement." "They know we've lost our First Amendment argument, now they want to pick our pockets." "We don't have a lot of options." "And you're really 18?" "Yes." "And what do you look like, Zach?" "Can I ask you a question?" "You can ask me anything you want." "I think I have a picture of you." "It's-It's of you and a man in... it looks like a hotel room." "What am I wearing?" "A black bra." "But you sound so sexy." "No, I don't." "Yes, you do." "Your voice is so..." "It makes me want to do things." "Katarina, listen, I'm paying you so I can ask you something serious." "Somebody took photos of you in a hotel room, and you're using drugs." "And..." "I need to know who took the pictures." "Kid, look, I'm not Katarina." "Ryan Alprin?" " Yeah, I saw him in court." " I like him." "It's like we were, out of a law school... hungry." "Is he with some firm?" "No." "He's coming here, actually, for that settlement conference." "Aren't we laying people off?" "Yeah, but we need some new blood." "Litigators who can do the job of two, you know?" "You've met him before." " Who?" " Ryan Alprin." "That case involving lead poisoning in toys?" "Oh, right, from two years ago." "He was on the other side." "The losing side." "So, what, he holds a grudge?" "Thinks we buried him." "I'm sure we did." "That's how you kill shallow pockets." "Litigating for the margins?" "Representing your client." "If he was with a bigger firm, might have deeper pockets." "Let's talk to him, see if he's interested." "Okay." "I better go." "A lot of glass here." "Yes, every time we sell a piece of our soul, we buy glass." "Who's that?" "My competition." "Ah." "Nice coconut." " Thanks." " Can I have it?" "No." "What's our fallback position?" "Like you said before... undercut the extent of injuries and try to reduce the award." "Yeah, we're still vulnerable on punitive." "I've gone over the numbers." "We can settle for double compensatory." "Why didn't you divorce him?" "Because I didn't want to." "Double compensatory handles the victim's medical, and a bit more." "That's not an answer." "It's the only answer you're getting." "No one asks you?" "Ryan, I'm your cocounsel." "I know you think you've got this cute little spontaneous thing going..." "This is my take on it." "You're a rule-follower." "The way you dress, the way you act." "But there's this part of you that wants freedom." "Rule-breaking." "Look at who you married, look at, uh..." "Ryan, seriously, stop." "You like people who scare you." "The Loeb house, deli, parking lot, park." "There are video cameras here, here, here and here." "This... is what they shot." "Now, there's a three-foot clearance between the victim's head and this view." "A two-foot clearance between her feet and this view." "That is either the strangest coincidence in the world, or..." "Or a scam." "But she had to know exactly what the cameras saw to avoid being taped." "This view at the deli was obvious, because the cash register was right next to the security screen." "But these cameras-- the park cameras-- their screens aren't on-site." "The only way she could see them was at the security company." "So, you think the victim has a connection there?" "We'll settle for one million." "That's unlikely." "I've shown how much the homeowners policy will pay." "That's our zone." "No, our zone is what Jonas Stern can pay." "Oh, so that's what this is about?" "You're targeting Mr. Stern." "We're aware of Mr. Stern." "Then you're aware that Mr. Stern is not stepping in on this." "We're in Mr. Stern's office, and you work for Mr. Stern, but he's not stepping in on this?" "Okay." "This was fun." "I have 63 security linkups..." "Households, businesses, loading docks." "We DVR everything up to about six months." "Do all the employees have access to all these screens?" "Well, actually, it's just the three of us." "What are you looking for?" "Just covering my bases." "There was a surveillance camera put in right where this trip and fall happened, right?" "Right, but it wasn't linked up until the next week." "Mm." "In fact, we rushed it due to that fall." "There." "Oh, yeah." "Why rushed?" "Well, it's kind of dark there at night." "So someone goes there with a cherry picker to put a camera up?" "That's right." "And who does that?" "I do." "I think we've got our man." "We've got phone records, we've got credit card bills." "Hank was within reach of the eruv wire days before it fell." "This could work." "You want to do cross?" "No, you should." "Get him to deny connection, and then go for impeachment." "I like working with you." "Yep." "No, I really do." "What?" "You shouldn't do this." " Do what?" " Talk this way." "Because you're married?" "For a start." "Your husband cheated on you." "And so what?" "What does that mean?" "What do you want?" "Ryan, I've got two teenage kids and a to-do list you wouldn't believe." "You're not convincing me." "Just do the work, okay?" "Please?" "The Loebs are counting on us." "Don't make this more difficult." "We're doing this wrong." "Probably." "I can't fire another person." "I can't look another one in the eye and say, "You're going to land somewhere,"" "when I know they're not." "What do you propose?" "You have a lifeboat that holds 15 people or one person... who do you put in it?" "Is one a priest and one a rabbi?" "Stern costs just as much as 15 litigators, Diane." "You want to make a move against Stern?" "I want to save 15 jobs." "Stern brought us together." "We're only a firm because of him." "The wedding is over, the minister can go home." "He costs us." "He's not what he used to be." "He doesn't bring in any clients." "You know, this would be a whole lot less galling if you were just honest." "There are three votes on this board, and you want to get rid of the one that sides with me." "This is a power play, pure and simple." "Get off it, Diane." "Nothing here is pure, and nothing here is simple." "This is." "It's going to be hard." "I know." "I'm sorry." "I can see, even with the small things, he doesn't trust me." "It's like with my dad after rehab the first time." "He looked at me differently." "Like I was a time bomb." "I'm sure he wants it to work." "He does." "You can't just throw a marriage away, can you?" "You good?" "Mr. Alprin, are you ready?" "Yes, Your Honor." "So, you are the owner and operator of Megalith Security." "Is that right, sir?" "Yes, it is." "And how do you know the plaintiff?" "Well, I..." "I don't know her." "You're under oath, and you're saying you don't know her?" "Yes, I am." "Fair enough." "Sir..." "What's this?" "It's a phone bill." "It's your phone bill, correct?" "And this number here... you see that?" "That number belongs to the plaintiff." "So, was that a wrong number, sir?" "Probably." "I..." "I don't know." "And here on this page, did you phone that wrong number three more times?" "I don't know." "And this phone call was eight minutes long." "Is that typically how long you... talk to a wrong number?" "Well, I would contest that bill." "And this call of five minutes, and this one of 23 minutes... would you contest that, as well?" "I would." "Now, this surveillance camera that you installed near the Eruv wire in the week before the... accident, you were in a cherry picker bucket, right?" "Up there installing the camera?" "Yes." "And that would have put you right in the exact place where the Eruv wire attached to the Loeb house?" "No, not... not right there." "Five feet away?" "I don't know." "I didn't measure it." "Well, we did." "So, you were in a position to weaken the eruv wire so that it could fall." "Objection!" "Kalinda, I'm in the middle of trial." " Can't this wait?" " No, it can't." "Look, Will was having me look" " into your cocounsel." " What?" "He was thinking of hiring him." "It's a standard operating procedure." " Okay." " I'm on with a friend from the bar association." "They can't find his bar number." "What?" "Why?" "Because he's not a lawyer." "Ryan Alprin went to law school, but failed his bar exam and never took it a second time." "They can't find his bar association number." "How is that even possible?" "The system is based on trust more than we think." "But he's up there right now cross-examining." "Yeah, I'm still here." "He's winning this case." "This is not just about the case." "He'll be arrested... this is a state crime... and you could be disbarred if you don't take this to the judge." "If I know he's not a lawyer." " Which you'll know in two minutes." " Once the jury starts deliberating, the verdict stands." " Yeah, but we need to..." " Okay." "We're winning this case." "The Loebs need us to win this case." "I'm not going to let Ryan..." "I need you to take a walk around the block." "What?" "!" "I need you to take a walk around the block now, and we'll talk later." "Wait." "I want to be clear." "You want me not to be here when I get this information?" "We are minutes away from sending this to a jury, so go for a walk." "So, you're saying, sir, you're not connected to the plaintiff, and yet you had access to the eruv wire just days before it fell, you control the placement and view of your surveillance cameras," "and you phoned the plaintiff three times in the week before the accident?" "I don't know about any of this." "So, the documentation is lying?" "All these phone records, all these bills..." " Stop." " What?" "You're resting the defense right now." "I'm not..." "I know you're not a lawyer." "And I'm not going to let you endanger this case." "Mr. Alprin?" "The defense rests, Your Honor." "This is what you're going to do." "After jury instructions, you turn yourself in, or I'm going to the judge." "This is all a mistake." "Don't." "I mean it." "I'm sorry." "No, this isn't one of those "sorry" things." "You turn yourself in, or I will." "All rise." "Madam Foreperson, have you reached a verdict?" "Yes, we have, Your Honor." "How do you find?" "We find for the defense." "Thank you, jurors, for your services." "You are dismissed." "Yeah?" "Just quickly." "Uh, this lawyer, Ryan..." "I think I made a mistake." " What do you mean?" " I mean..." "I don't think he's right for us." "Okay." "I got it." "Thanks." "Hey, it's me." "Look, the law is the only thing I'm good at." "It's the only thing I've ever been good at." "I made a mistake, and I'm going to fix it." "I just, uh..." "Alicia..." "I wanted to say to you..." "Zach, who were you talking to last night?" "Uh, no one." "Jackie picked up the extension, Zach." "She said you were on the phone with someone." "Who was it?" "Look at me." "Who was it?" " You wouldn't understand." " Well, I may or I may not, but you're going to tell me anyway." "I phoned a sex line." "I was curious." "I won't do it again." "Mom, I said I'm not going to do it again." "I know." "I can't stop what goes on out there, but in here, we tell each other the truth." "That is the truth." "You're sure?" "There's nothing else you want to tell me?" "No." "Why?"

"Long ago, when the line between Good and Evil was clearly drawn twin brothers faced each other in battle." "Good was triumphant, and the Knight buried his brother." "Now, a thousand years later, the struggle continuous." "THE WANDERER" "Episode 4 "FALSE WITNESS"" "Handle it carefully, girls." "In the finest tradition of the service." "Now which of you knows how to plugin a microphone?" "Little nimble fingers, aren't we?" "Oh, Zach!" "What's eating you?" "Haven't you seen electricians before?" "They're assembling my karaoke machine." "Time to go, sweetie." "He's in the city." " My twin?" " Yes." "I'm impressed by what mysteries did you compute that." "One of our people saw him." "How magical!" "A car is here, Mathias, as arranged." "But Herr Director mustn't stay in the city too long." "Why not, Mathias?" "Tell him to go to the landscape exhibition." "Landscape exhibition?" "That could be dangerous." "It's too public." "I'll be extra careful." "Now what landscape exhibition?" "Landscapes, paintings..." "Somewhere." "I don't know." "Find them." "It may give you a clue to your brother's grave." "It's a long shot." "But I'd say it'll be running on those these days." "Herr Director shouldn't linger in the city." "Alright." "Stay in touch." "How much for your camera?" "Do you always have to mean trouble?" "Couldn't we just meet sometimes for a drink?" "Message received and understood." "I thought I'm popping outta the rain." "Is it raining?" "Well, if you're gonna get technical on me, two can play that game." "You are in no condition to drive." "Correction." "I..." "I have to drive." "I'm in no condition to walk." " We seem to have left the bottle." " You've finished the bottle." "Oh, there's always a tiny snag." "Have you noticed that?" "Let's look on the bright side of things." "You are walking better and you're not paralysed from the waist down." "I could... could have sworn I was." "No." "It was just your brain that has lost his legs." "It's potent mixture wine and tears." "What were you doing sitting in that car?" "Well, I was..." "Listening to those nose beams." "You know, the message from deep space." "There are... creatures beyond the farthest Galaxy who send messages down the noses." "And here on Earth... only the very sensitive can receive them." "And if you are very sensitive and you do receive them what these nose beams say?" "They say that life is much overrated." "And that's it?" "That's the message from the deep space?" "It's hard to argue, don't you think?" "This isn't brandy." "No, it's not brandy." "You known I'm in trouble." "You've got some kind of..." "psychic gift." "That's what drew you to me." "Help me." " To do what?" " To find her." "A woman whose terrified." "You see?" "I was right." "You do have the gift." "That woman, Helga, she is my daughter." "And he is trying to kill her." "Who?" "Eric, her ex-husband." "I have to find her." "You don't know where she is, your daughter?" "No." "If she's in hiding." "That's how her life is." "She has to keep moving and hiding, and..." "Now I think he's found her again." "So I have to warn her." "How long is it since you've eaten?" "I have no memory for trivia." "The way you drink, you'll soon have no memory." "A desirable condition." "Is this for real about your daughter?" "Listen." "Entirely!" "I have to find her." "In the bottle?" "I've looked everywhere else." "Where does she work?" "In office supplies." "She used to be a nurse, but she had to leave." "So where is her office?" "She is not there." "Extended leave." "And they won't even tell me where." "And I'm her father." "You know I hate details, Beatrice." "You organise this." "Get our people out on the streets." "I want him." "I want him watch." "I wanna be there when he finds my grave." "He can't remember where it is." "Well, if he can't who the hell can?" "He put me in that damn thing." "It's in his memory somewhere." "I'll winkle it out of him even if it takes a lobotomy." "Why do you need it?" "You've got enough powers." "Do I detect the note of fear?" "Find him." "Meanwhile you'll be playing with your karaoke machine." "Brain has its privileges, Beatrice." "Now listen to me." "Listen to me carefully." "Your orders are not just to find him, but having found him to leave him dead." "Am I making myself clear?" "I don't care how you do it, but dead." "In case, you might be missing the importance of this errand." "I'm classifying this operation as "code one"." " Code one?" "Full penalty for failure?" " Correct." " We are going to lose some people." " Yes." "But it's so encourages the others, don't you find?" "Give me leverage on these office supplies, Mathias." "They must know where she lives." "Oh, I don't know." "Buy the company or something." "That's a joke, Mathias." "And... one more thing." "Send Godbold to me." "He was right about the landscapes." "Yeah, I'm starting to get a vague impression of my brother's graveside." "No-no-no." "I'm being careful." "I'm in no danger, Mathias." "Bye." " Mr. Bover?" " Oh yes." " My assistance Mathias..." " Called me." "Oh yeah." "I have something for you." "Great." " This." "It could be..." " Yeah." "Okay." "One moment." "I'll write." "Thank you." " What's going on?" " Get outta here!" "Ring the police." " We failed." " Code one." "I try and sting with this thing." "Go around!" "The Herr Director says he's not in danger." "He is in trouble, though." "Why is he involved with some woman?" "He is not involved with some woman, she is in danger." "Stodgy." "I've been that route." "Cancel that last message when I said I wasn't in danger." "They're onto me." "We mush get you out of the city." "I can't leave the city until I've sorted out Brandt's problem." "Bad move." "Is it raining outside?" "It was a road beam." "Get in!" "I think we found her." "Stay in the car." "I'll check." "Helga?" "Yes." "You don't know me, but..." "I have your father in the car." "My father is dead." "Is this some kind of joke?" "You are the Helga that was married to Eric?" "Not was." "I still am." "And if your father is dead who do I have in the car?" "Oh, not again." "Oh God, no!" "You!" "You've brought him here!" "You've brought him here and he won't leave alone anymore!" "Eric!" "Didn't I tell you she was lovely, my Helga?" "Get back in the car." "How long have you had this?" "He always finds us." "Never stops." "It seems like forever." "I..." "I used to be a nurse." "He was my patient." "I was kind to him." "That's all." "He has obsessed with me." "Oh God!" "Oh God!" "Now it all begins again." "I got it wrong?" "I thought I was helping." "You got it wrong." "You point him out to me." "What were we doing your day when we got it wrong?" "Maybe that worked those days but what now?" "That's it?" "End of lesson?" "Some things never change." "Popular little spot, isn't it?" "I like it." "Everybody believed in those days." "We don't have the same certainties." "Good is still Good and Evil is still Evil." "Those things never change." "I'm beginning to learn that the trick is in recognising which is which." " Nobody said it would be easy." " Thanks." " You liked Brandt." " Yes, I did." "That's why the Knight pointed him to you." " You should be miles away from here." " But I've to undo what I've done." "Zachary's people are in the city." "They know you're here." "You're walking into trouble." "Yes, but if I am, who you'd said I once was, if I am the Knight." "Then isn't walking into trouble what I'm suppose to do?" "It's quite like old times, really?" "Except this isn't something I can mend with the sword." "You're right." "You know why Brandt was given to you, don't you?" "Because he's worth saving." "It's a very old-fashioned idea." "Yeah, isn't it?" "So the Herr Director killed his twin a thousand years ago?" "Not before time." "You were there?" "I was a priest." "I may have given him the last rites." "But I only see bits and peaces, never the whole thing." " But you saw Zachary killed?" " I saw him buried." "But you can't remember where?" "Only half impressions." "And the grave..." "It's of importance." "Why?" " Because it holds the key." " To what?" "To whatever Evil it was, Zachary was planing then." "This is of importance, what Zachary was doing a thousand years ago?" "Whatever it was, he's planing it again." "And if Adam finds the grave, he'll learn the extent of the Evil." "He's facing him once again." "Turn left here." "No." "No, it's not this way." "Loosing your touch?" "You could help instead of being irritating." "Don't point those..." "things at me in anger." "Oh please!" "Straight on as we were." "He was here." "I can feel it." "Take the next right." "He was here." "In that house." "He was involved in some kind of scene... with a woman there." "A woman?" "What's he doing dallying with a woman?" "I wouldn't say dallying." "You should have not." "He got the gens with all the uplift." "I'm the twin that embraced puberty." "I want him outta here on his way." "Let's put some more people out there watching the house." "Been awhile since I've done this." "Hi." " He's being back?" " Brandt?" " No." " No?" " Where's Helga?" " She's upstairs." "Show me." " Where's the bathroom?" " Here." "Helga!" "No!" "No!" "Helga?" "!" "It's okay." "It's okay." " I can't take anymore!" " It's okay." " Helga, I know you're there." " Oh God!" " Stay with her, I'll take care of this." " Helga!" "Listen!" "It's okay." "I know you're listening, Helga." "I know you're there." " Helga!" "Listen!" " Come on, Brandt!" "This isn't your stile." "You usually play things for laughs." "Get away!" "I don't want to have to harm you." "Likewise." "You are laboring under the illusion that my disease is curable." "Well, let's take a work at it." "You think..." "You think I want to be like this?" "It hurts, you know?" "And the only end to it is death." "Well, there you go again." "You're getting dramatic again." "Now we can't do this here in the middle of the road in front of the audience." " Keep away!" " Look!" "I am gonna help you whether you like it or not." "Now you've got two ways to go, my friend: quietly or otherwise." " I told you..." " Alright." "Otherwise." "Let me down!" "Hey!" "Let me down!" "Hey!" "I don't!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Don't do this!" "Hey!" "Don't do this!" "He never could all his drink." "Show me where he was seen." "Who ordered "code one"?" "Get out!" "We need the threat of him removed completely." "What we need is what I say we need." "I'll decide when he dies." "And I'll find something unpleasant for you, my sweet little immortal if you don't get that ancient but still tight your rear go out of the streets and get back "code one" lifted." "And if you ever do it again I'll cause you pain." "And you think because you burned at the stake a couple of times you know pain?" "You think I won't do it because we make whooping once in a while?" "You do it." "I've no doubt about that." "You do it." "This is gonna be a lot bumpier you'd intended." "Hang in there in the back, Brandt." "Sorry, boys." "Code one is a no-no." "This is our Mr. Brandt." "He's a little shaken up." "He needs something to calm him." "We need to talk with him and he needs to be in the mood to listen to reason." " I feel sick." " There's a lesson for you." "Keener than the pangs of love is the urge to vomit." "You shouldn't still be in the city." "They know you are here." "I noticed that." "Well..." "Well, I remember as much as you do." "You remember this pillar here?" "Yeah, somewhere." " Where the devil is it?" " It could be anywhere." "Well, wherever it is, I have to find it, don't I?" "And I have to sort out Mr. Brandt's problem." "Brandt!" "My demented friend!" "You're in the grip of something we have to rid you off." "There was the time, we would have said you have a demon in you." "This is Godbold." "My spiritual adviser, part-time wrestler, visionary, and formidable eater." "Author of holiness is not necessarily fattening." "And interesting man." "He's going to wrestle for your soul." "Nothing tricky." "Bested twofold." "Anyway it's worth a bruise or two to pluck you back from hell." "He'll go for Helga." "Call the police." "Tell them to get there quick." "I'll try to be faster." "Is he there?" "There's no-one there." "Come on!" "Try to sleep." "I don't want to leave this place." "I don't want to have to move again." "We won't move." "I promise." "He'll hunt us until I'm dead." "No..." "No." " What was that?" " Nothing." "Houses make noise all the time." " He's there." " He is not there." " Alright, I go and check if you like." " No!" "You won't rest until I do." "Okay?" "Be back." "Eric?" "!" "Erick?" "!" "It's me." "I've brought you warm drink." "That is you, isn't it?" "Thank you." "It'll be alright." "Wake up." "Wake up." "It's alright." "You're in the clinic." "None of that happened." "It's only what you had in mind to happen." "But I killed you." "I saw it too." "You committed murder in your heart." "You are in the gravest spiritual danger." "But now you get a second chance." "You're lucky man, Brandt." "You get the chance to put the clock back." "And you've gotta lot to think about." "Believe you to it." "I don't know." "It was..." "It was bare." " It was bleak." " He's gone!" " Brandt?" " Yes." " How long ago?" " Not long." "It can't have been." "Damn!" "I thought you were wining." "I thought we were getting through him." "We did what we could." "I know how it feels." "It's not the first soul I've lost." "No-no." "Don't worry." "It's over." "To forgive me, please." "I shan't trouble you again." "No!" "No!" "It's okay." "It's okay." "Contact bates." "Standing by." "Your brother's just arrived at the girl's house." "That girl's gotta go." "I'm sick of her wasting his time." "You came through." "I don't know who you are, but..." "I'm not so sure who I am either." "Let me kill her." " I'll do it." " You did the last one!" "Look." "There's nothing personal about this, Beatrice." "It's just a slight inconvenience." "Sure you did the last one." "If you're gonna sit there in sulk, we've got two men in a car outside the house." "Why don't we just let the help do it?" "Sir!" "I don't think we need the woman who lives in that house." "Yes, sir." "Well I guess it should be a toast." "So..." "To you, Brandt." "Hope you like tea, because I think you're gonna be drinking a lot of it." "Cheers." "This is now a peaceful home." "No place for a killing." "We're getting very low on staff." "Did you have to kill them?" "I think silence is golden, don't you?" "Do you think they have told?" "Probably not." "Then you know how no worried bits I am." "Yes." "Given time, I think we would have been friends." "Where are you gonna go now?" "I'm not quite sure." "You are searching for something, aren't you?" "I guess I am." "Well." "Just remember those nose beams." "Good idea." "I work for you." "Subtitles created by DimDimCh and Alexander Is."

"Alcohol is injurious to health." "Smoking causes cancer and can kill." "Characters and situations in this movie.." "..are not from real life, they are purely fictional." "All characters are made to talk in Telugu.." "..so that everybody can understand them." "You were proud that Kolkata is in your power." "Today Kolkata is under my control." "Call out for your leader." "Say, Brother, Taxi Seth is going to kill us." "Please come and save us." "Call out for him." "Where is your leader?" "Shout for help!" "We don't have to shout." "Goddess Kali will save Kolkata." "Our leader will save us." "He'll come." "He'll come?" "How will he come?" "When will he come?" "He's not a bus or a train to tell his arrival timings." "He's a storm." "Hey!" "Nothing will be left here when our leader arrives." "I'm telling this for your own welfare." "Pack all your bags and run if you know running." "If you can't run, hide yourself." "You don't have much time." "He'll be here." "Beat him up!" "I'll forgive you if you try to harm me." "But I'll kill you if you try to harm my friends." "How did this happen?" "Who killed so many people?" "What were you doing when they were getting killed?" "Our sir will answer your questions." "Yes." "Okay." "I'll arrange for the tickets but won't come for the movie." "Listen!" "I'm already seeing a 70 mm movie here." "Okay?" "Sir!" "What?" "The press.." "Will you hang up for a second?" "What is it?" "The press is attacking us with questions." "What should we tell them?" "What will you tell them that they don't know?" "They'll ask Is the police department sleeping?" "Why didn't you catch the killers yet?" "We'll tell them that we are in the process of doing that." "They'll abuse us and we'll speak morals." "All of that is just a routine." "Send the bodies for post mortem." "Okay, sir." "What is it, Gajalaxmi?" "The minister looks very upset." "Yes, sir." "Sorry, sir!" "Looking at the crime scene we understood.." "..that your brother had tied some men to a pole." "Either one of them or another man killed all your men." "Some were stabbed, others' bones were shattered." "I think your brother died because.." "..there was a lot of bleeding from his nose and mouth." "Do you get paid to cover the story like a TV reporter?" "Sir.." "I don't want to know how my brother died." "I want to know who killed him." "Catch him wherever he is." "I've to kill him with my hands." "Catch him!" "Catch him!" "Is it a running bus so that we can run and catch it?" "What does he think?" "Can I tell when and why I'll get calls on my phone?" "How is that possible, sir?" "You'll know it after you get the call." "In the same way, the police get to know after the killings." "Hi, sir!" "Good morning!" "Good morning!" "Here are the post mortem reports of all the bodies." "The killer is a very strong man." "I think he is a young man under 25 years of age." "He smashed all the bones in all the bodies." "Even their skulls are broken." "How can we catch this strong 25 year old young man.." "..with just these evidences in millions of people?" "How can I tell you more than this?" "I'm sorry." "I'll catch him." "I'll find him no matter which state or which street he is in." "Where are you?" "O my dear Laila!" "Come to me" "O my dear Laila!" "Come to me, My darling!" "I am crazy after you" "Shall I attack straight into your heart" "Shall I burn inside you like a tequila" "My dear girls, shall I come to you with my vigor" "Shall I salute you with my style and make you happy" "O my dear Laila!" "Come to me" "O my dear Laila!" "Come to me, My darling!" "I am crazy after you" "Poland, Finland and China.." "Russia and England.." "I have my fans all over" "My hand's touch is mesmerizing" "Shall I jump into the arena with my energy" "Shall I see my Mumtaz in you" "Shall I become the emperor Shahjahan out of intoxication" "My dear girls, shall I come to you with my vigor" "Shall I salute you with my style and make you happy" "O gorgeous girl!" "What is life without spice" "O lovely girl, life is insipid without your company" "I am crazy for love.." "My beloved, come to me soon" "We'll live the full life today" "Boredom in life is as good as death" "Show your might to the world" "Shall I make my heart like a chalise" "And fill it to the brim with the wine of joy" "Shall I make every event one to rejoice" "My dear girls, shall I come to you with my vigor" "Shall I salute you with my style and make you happy" "O my dear Laila!" "Come to me" "O my dear Laila!" "Come to me, My darling!" "Is Cherry still asleep?" "Of course." "He goes around the city all night." "He comes home in the wee hours and goes to sleep." "Cherry!" "Wake up." "What is it, mom?" "I kept your coffee here." "Get up and get dressed." "You will get late." "Come on, get up." "Okay." "Aunty!" "What?" "I missed my college bus." "My mom told me to ask Cherry for a ride to college." "Jimmy!" "What else did your mom tell you?" "She told me a lot of things." "Tell me a few things." "She told me to give you whatever you ask for." "Really?" "After getting onto the bike, she told me to.." "..hold you tightly whenever speed breakers come." "What else?" "I feel shy." "I feel irritated." "I'm not a fool to fall for your mom's plans." "I'm Cherry." "Now go." "Cherry!" "Please go." "What are you reading so intently, Saraswati?" "I'm trying to learn English." "What does brutal mean?" "Utmost cruelty." "Say it in Telugu, sir." "You need to learn Telugu along with English." "Yes." "Why are you reading this stupid news now?" "Go and finish your work." "Mom, breakfast." "Serve it quickly." "Instead of being in such a hurry all the time.." "..why don't you get up early and get dressed?" "Your uncle is your CEO." "Can't you call him up and say that you'll be late today?" "I've been trying to do that." "But he's not answering my call." "Did he forget his phone upstairs?" "He hasn't come down since morning." "Really?" "Uncle!" "What's the matter, uncle?" "Why did you cover yourself like that?" "Are you cold?" "I'm scared." "What?" "If they ask for me at office, say I'm out of town." "If they are not satisfied, say that I'm dead." "Why should I lie to them?" "Because you can't tell them the truth." "What is that truth?" "Tell me." "I was happily going to the office in my company car." "I suddenly got a phone call." "Hello!" "Hello, sir!" "My sister liked your photo at the marriage bureau." "Please meet her once." "If you like her, we'll proceed." "Okay!" "She liked me!" "Yeah!" "I've been desperately trying to get married." "So that news was like water in a desert for me." "I thought my life will take a new turn." "I took a U turn and went to see the girl." "Spit out the betel leaves." "Put those knives aside." "Change your language and body language." "He shouldn't find out that we are goons." "Okay." "The groom is a software engineer." "We should be soft." "Okay?" " Yes." "Look at his lovely hair style." "Curly hair." "He looks like Shoban Babu, doesn't he?" "I'm sure he looks even more handsome in person." "You said the groom is going to come." "Why did he send his father?" "Hello, sir." "Didn't you bring him along?" "Who?" "Chandra Babu or Mohan Babu?" "I was talking about your.." "My father died long ago." "I didn't mean your father." "Stop asking questions and show me the girl." "Oh dear!" "She looks too young." "I'll go ahead with her." "Take his blessings." "No need for that." "Sit down." "I like the girl." "That means he'll like her as well." "Who is that?" "What are you talking about?" "I like you." "You can talk to me in private if you want." "A girl talks to the groom in private." "How can she talk to the groom's father in private?" "You misunderstood me." "I'm the groom." "I want to get married." "Then whose photo is this?" "That's my photo." "Disgusting!" "Dear!" "Viju!" "Wait!" "Dear!" "You gave your teenage photo at the bureau." "But you came to see the girl in your old age." "I'm a little late, so what?" "Not a little late, you are lifetime late." "Why are you making it a big issue?" "For example, who's the hero in the movie 'Khaidi'?" "Chiranjeevi." "What about 'Tagore'?" "Chiranjeevi." "Did his fans increase or decrease?" "They've increased." "People who liked Chiranjeevi in 'Khaidi' 20 years ago.." "..like him in 'Tagore' today, don't they?" "Yes." "If you liked my old photo, why don't you like me now?" "Fans and marriage are two different things." "No, they are the same." "Do we stop seeing Taj Mahal and Charminar.." "..because they are old now?" "Why don't you speak?" "We don't." " This is the same." "Nobody stops getting married because they've grown old." "I can't wait anymore." "Let's fix a wedding date." "What did you say?" "Wait!" "If you think of beating me up.." "..even I can arrange for you to get beaten up." "Do you know Babji in this city?" "Do you know him?" "If I make a phone call, he'll come and beat you up." "Listen to me!" "Nobody can stop this wedding." "Hey, Boss is Babji's right hand." "We hid our weapons since you are a software man." "Boss, shall we kill him?" "Wait!" "I understood the matter clearly now." "If we fight inside, all your furniture will break." "If you want to fight, come to Gymkhana Grounds." "Hey!" "I'm just one man." "You are twenty men." "Bring another twenty men." "Make it twenty twenties." "You can bring more men but don't bring fewer men." "Run!" "Hey!" "I infuriated them and ran away with fear." "Those angry men couldn't catch me." "But they have my phone number." "They are messaging me all the abuses in Telugu." "They are even threatening to kill me." "You did all this behind my back?" "Is it not wrong to show your teenage photo and.." "..go to see the girl in old age?" "I did a bigger mistake than that." "What is that?" "I used Babji's name." "If he finds out about this matter, he'll surely kill me." "You are scared of Babji, aren't you?" " Yes." "Let's go to his house." " No!" "We shouldn't touch fire or mess with a hoodlum." "I will mess with him for you." "Let's go." "Hi, man!" "Whom do you want?" "Babji." "Boss is busy in a settlement." "Wait outside." "Okay." "We ourselves are hoodlums." "How dare you occupy our land?" "I will kill you if you touch my name or my property." "Uncle.." "What is it?" "Look at that girl." "You should have devotion in a temple.." "..and fear in a goon's house." "Why are you seeing a girl in his house?" "Turn your head." "She's beautiful, uncle." " No!" "She looks as if she's made for me." "Listen.." "Uncle, if I hook up with this girl.." "..we don't have to come here for any settlements.." "..they themselves will come to us." "How is the idea?" "You'll get into deep trouble." "We came here to clear a problem, not to create it." "I don't want this settlement." "I'm going home." "Turn your face this side, please." "Hey!" "The boss called you inside." "Nephew, we got a visual of his cruelty." "It's better to leave from here." "I'm with you." "Let's go inside." "Hello, sir!" "Boss, this is the man that came to see my sister." "Not me, it was my uncle." "He looks good." "Why don't you get her married to him?" "Not this one, boss." "It's the one that is hiding behind." "Hello, sir." "What nonsense!" "Why do you want to get married.." "..at an age where you should get others married?" "Not just age, everything is more in him." "He is using boss's name like a credit card." "He threatened me that he'll get me beaten up.." "..by giving a call to our boss." "How dare you threaten my men.." "..by using my nephew's name?" "What is your name?" "'Jalebi' (Sweetmeat)!" "'Jalebi'?" "What kind of a name is that?" "I've never heard it before." "My dad had a sweet shop." "His specialty was 'Jalebi.'" "I'm special in my family, so they named me that." "Jalebi!" "Is that so?" "What is your name?" "Cherry!" "Cherry?" "Is there a story behind your name as well?" "Just Cherry, it's a nickname." "His name is a sweetmeat and your name is a fruit." "Does that give you license to use others' names?" "Teach them a lesson." "Wait!" "Don't the people of Hyderabad.." "..have a right to use Babji sir's name?" "People are crazy about him." "He has love for his people." "So, he used his name." "Is that wrong?" "What was my question and what is your answer?" "What are you talking about?" "I didn't understand a thing you said." "It's enough if he understands it." "Babji sir's name is as famous as 'Biryani' in Hyderabad." "We used Babji sir's name to get a seat in the convent." "We used Babji sir's name to get a seat in the college." "Just as people of Hyderabad need water from Gandipet.." "..they need Babji sir's name." "What do you say, uncle?" "Are you flattering him?" "Uncle!" " What?" "Let him speak." "Go ahead." "You tell me." "They stand beside you but don't know.." "..the power you have in the public." "Power Star Pawan Kalyan movie." "First day, first show." "Will any of them get a ticket?" "We won't get." "But I will get it because I use Babji sir's name." "If you take Babji sir's name.." "..the police won't ask for your license.." "..the traffic police won't ask for your RC.." "..they won't ask you money in the bunk." "Is it wrong to use such a powerful person's name?" "What is your point?" "Will you use his name everywhere you go?" "Uncle!" "What?" "We'll know what is our value in the market.." "..when we talk to such people every now and then." "You are correct, sir." "Sir, if you don't mind, can I take a photo with you?" "Yes." "Uncle, click a photo." "You just used his name till date." "Will you use the photo now?" "Just wait, sir." "Please put your hand on me." "Go ahead." "Brother, I'm going to the college." "Is she your sister?" " Yes." "Uncle, click a photo with her as well." "Hey, what is this new twist?" "Why do you want a photo with her?" "Click a photo, uncle." "This is not working." "Will you click a photo if it starts working?" "Why do you need a single girl's photo?" "What's wrong in that?" "They'll get publicity." "They'll print posters and distribute them." "Can't you see that they are ruffians?" "You go to the college, dear." "Please go, dear." "Sir, which college is she studying in?" "Why do you want to know that?" "Why did we come here?" "What are you asking him?" "Uncle, if we know which college she studies in.." "..we won't go to that area." "If any of my friends go there, I'll warn them.." "..saying that Babji sir's sister is studying in that college." "What do you say, sir?" "Correct." "B.Tech final year, Shreya Engineering College." "Give him all the details." "Pin code, postal address.." "..height, weight, zodiac sign and everything else." "Someday he'll come with a good plan." "What are you saying?" "I came here to meet Babji sir." "Why do you talk as if I came to flirt with his sister?" "Shut up!" "Do you know where you are?" "Why are you talking about flirting?" "You are in Babji sir's house." "Why are you involving his sister in all this?" "Stop it!" "Sir, no matter what they say, I'm a huge fan of yours." "It is enough if you understand me." "I can understand a man by his words.." "..and his character by his eyes." "You are great, sir." "You can meet me whenever you want to." "Thank you, sir." "Just a small request." "Please tell them not to harm my uncle." "They won't harm him." "Thank you, sir." " Go." "Bye." "Sir, you are super!" "What happened to your voice, uncle?" "Did you lose it?" "Not just my voice, I might lose my life because of you." "Why did you want to take a photo with that girl?" "They will kill you." "I don't care what happens." "I like that girl." "I love her." "Do as you wish." "Drive carefully." "Where are we going?" "We are going to her college." "Hey!" "Madhu!" "You've rejected me every time I proposed to you." "If you don't say you love me, I'll jump down from here." "Will you say it or should I jump?" "Madhu, don't give him time to think." "Say you love him." "Otherwise he'll jump." "He'll jump just one time." "The TV people will show it hundred times.." "..and shut down the college." "But the TV people are not here." "We don't need TVs and cameras, dear." "Everyone has cell phones." "The students are already shooting it." "Madhu!" "Say it, dear." "What is this, sir?" " Wait, sir!" "Does she have to love everybody.." "..that climbs to the top and threatens her?" "Listen to me and get down immediately." "I'll get down if she says that she loves me." "Madhu, there's no time." "Say that you love me." "Don't think, otherwise I'll jump." "He is someone crazier than you." "Nobody is crazier than me." "Madhu, will you say it or should I jump?" "Say it, dear." "If he really jumps down.." "..you'll go to prison and I'll go to the court." "Madhu!" "Why did he climb higher than that fellow?" "Madhu, I'll jump down if you say that you love him." "That boy is not from our college, sir." "But he climbed up in our college." "Who are you?" "It doesn't matter who I am." "Only what I want matters." "Madhu should not say that she loves him." "I've seen people jumping demanding to be loved." "But he is demanding a refusal." "He is a weirdo." "What will you do now, dear?" "If you say yes to one, the other man will jump." "Don't worry, dear." "Please don't make her nervous." "Decide which one will jump and which one will stay." "What is this, brother?" "I put in the tender but you're trying to take the contract." "Why are you ruining my efforts?" "Why are you putting in efforts?" "It's useless to try and call a phone that's switched off." "Stop overacting and get down, I'll tell you a truth." "What is that truth?" "I'll tell you if you get down." "Okay." "He got down." "He put some magic spell on him." "What is that truth?" "You can threaten anybody for your love." "But you shouldn't threaten the one you love." "That girl is mine, so go your way." "What?" "Is this the truth you wanted to tell me?" "Brother, you don't know her brother Babji." "He is a murderer." "You can't win with him, you'll die." "How will you win with him?" "He himself can't win with me." "Why is that?" "You concentrate on your studies." "You'll understand all this later." "Hey!" "Where are you going?" "I'm going to meet Madhu." "Why do you want to meet Madhu?" "I'm holding my heart tight so that it doesn't stop beating." "Come, let's go home." "Come with me, uncle." "Where are you taking me?" "You handled the situation very well." " Thank you." "Thanks, son." "Bye, son." " Okay, sir." "Thanks a lot." "Will you just thank me for taking such a big risk?" "What else will she say?" "What else will Babji sir's sister say?" "Let's go." "Wait a minute, uncle." "If you don't mind.." "I think I love you." "Hey!" "Why are you walking away?" "I'll tell it to my brother." "God, please save us." "Why do you never get worried?" "What will you get by worrying?" "You will die." "Okay, let's go." "Babji!" "Babji!" "Did you see what that rascal did?" "He went up to the tenth floor and threatened.." "..that he'll jump down if our girl didn't say she loves him." "No, uncle." "Whatever it is, did he do it or not?" "He used your name behind your back all this while." "Now he is using your family." "If we leave him, tomorrow he'll demand.." "..that she should get married to him." "Why are you sitting without saying a word?" "Will you get her married to him?" "Cherry!" "When did he come?" "Ask him." "Cherry told me what actually happened there." "Should I tell them as well, sir?" "No need." "A guy threatened that he'll jump down.." "..if sister doesn't say that she loves him." "Cherry risked his life and saved her." "Did he save that guy?" "No, he saved sister." "It is not about climbing up and down a building." "He harassed her to say that she loves him." "If you get an electric shock.." "..l'll hit you with a stick to save your life." "Does that mean that I hit him, sir?" "The whole drama revolved around 'I love you,' sir." "By mistake I must've said I love you, sir." "Will I ever talk wrongly about you or wrong you?" "What do you say, uncle?" "Babji!" "Don't believe him." "He is saying yes with his eyes and no with his lips." "Sir, they are jealous that I might become close to you." "That's why they are painting a wrong picture about me." "And they are even using your beautiful sister for that." "How dare you stand before us and.." "Shut up!" "It's up to me whether I believe them or not." "I trust you." "Thank you for saving my sister." "You may go." "You are super, sir." "Uncle, let's go." "Okay." "I knew that flattery blinds a person." "But he proved that it can break a family too." "I'm very angry." "Don't utter proverbs before me." "I will break all your bones." "You said something to him and something else to her." "And you said everything to me." "They will kill you if they find out." "Oh, I won't let them find out." "Jalebi!" "Go!" "Move!" "Do your work." "Move!" "Did you call me, dear?" "I shouted your name." "Where is he?" "I don't know." "I cut off his friendship yesterday." "It's not enough if you cut it off with him." "Tell him to cut it off with me." "He should come to me in ten minutes.." "..and say that he doesn't love me." "Otherwise I will get you killed." "Yeah!" "Sir, why are you happy after being abused by her?" "I expected a tsunami, but it was a simple cyclone." "Go." "Thank God!" "Now I know that this girl doesn't love him." "If I make him say the same, I'll get rid of this nuisance." "It was so much fun." "Excuse me." " Yeah." "It's not good for a girl that drinks cold coffee.." "..to take such hot decisions." "Who are you?" "What are you talking about?" "Even though I'm facing you, this topic is hers." "If the topic is hers, why don't you tell it to her?" "I'm afraid to tell it to her face." "I might love her again." "Cherry!" "What did you come here for?" "And what are you saying now?" "Okay, I'll say it." "Is it wrong if a person that travels in an auto.." "..dreams of driving a car?" "Not at all." "Is it wrong for a handsome guy like me.." "..to fall in love with a slim and trim girl like her?" "No." "Just shut up!" "Okay." "If you want to talk to me, come directly to me." "Why are you troubling my bachelor uncle?" "Please don't create a scene." "If you use a credit card with no balance.." "..it will be declined, it won't give you money." "Don't scare my uncle who is already scared." "I'm dropping out." "Goodbye!" "Thank God!" "My dear fellow, you'll have a good future." "Why did you stop?" "I'll tell her something and be back." "What is it again?" " I'll tell you." "Excuse me!" "Hello!" "You can agree with me if you listen as well." "No country thrives if it insults lovers and laborers." "A beautiful girl like you should promote love, not break it." "When you reject a lover, think why you are rejecting him." "Think about it with a cool mind." "Bye." "Finally, did you leave that girl or not?" "Will we leave the thread if we lose the kite?" "Sir, an enquiry based on the detection of sniffer dogs.." "..revealed that some people took a man called Singh.." "..from here just before Taxi Seth was murdered." "This is the house, sir." "Does this mean that Singh killed all those men, sir?" "No, that's not possible." "How can a few goons kidnap a man.." "..that could brutally kill so many men?" "Their leader is somebody else." "Sir, I found this slip inside." "Their next target is Hyderabad." "Since he booked a ticket from Kolkata to Hyderabad.." "..the criminal is definitely in Hyderabad." "Yes, I reached Hyderabad." "Go away." "Hello!" "Don't give money to such people." "Do you know about them?" "They beg for money with a sad face.." "..they finance money with a daily interest of 10 rupees." "They do real estate business on city outskirts." "They beg in the mornings as a side business." "Got it?" "Did you take some finance from them?" "No way." "These are the general topics at signals." "I told you what everybody says." "Don't tell everyone what everybody says." "Okay." "Go." "You have high fever." "Why are you begging under the hot sun?" "I need to do this no matter how sick I am." "Otherwise they will kill me." "Who?" " Dasu." "Fever?" "Will you go to Apollo Hospital?" "You get fever, headache, and cough only if you are alive." "You'll get none of these after you die." "Boss, please don't kill my son." "Show these sentiments while begging." "You've to bring 100 rupees a day whether you live or die." "Otherwise, you will have no life at all." "And he also pulls out the eyes of newborn babies." "He is a very good dancer." "Since he'll become a great man if he dances well.." "..he chopped off his legs." "His men are spread in bus stands and railway stations." "They pick up new children that come here.." "..saying that they'll provide work." "Once he finds you, you will die but never escape." "Why don't you complain to the police?" "He already killed two people who tried to do that." "We are living there in fear not knowing what to do." "Where can I find him?" "Why are you sitting here so leisurely?" "Are you the ones on night duty?" "Yes, boss." "You eat three times a day but.." "..go for collections just one time a day." "Why can't people give notes instead of coins?" "I have a tough time counting them." "Every first day of the month, it feels like.." "..Goddess Laxmi is walking in here." "Why live a cheap life with coins?" "Whether it is Ambani's money or begged money.." "..the market rate is the same." "Whether they are coins or notes.." "..they get the same value in the market." "Should I tell you something about change?" "25 paisa today, 50 paisa tomorrow and 1 rupee later." "How much will that come to at the end of the month?" "The calculator can't fit in the whole number." "And these bags are not enough to hold all the money." "If Dawood Ibrahim and Chota Rajan find out the income.." "..in this business, they'll leave their mafia gangs abroad.." "..and start a similar business here." "Look at my son." "He looks like a hero." "How is my dress, dad?" "I'll spend 100 million rupees and.." "..make a movie with you as the hero." "Even if the beggars in the market see it.." "..your movie will run for 100 days." "I don't want to be a hero." "Songs and fights are boring." "I'll become a villain." "It will be fun to do rapes and murders." "You are already doing that." "But everybody will see me if I do it in a movie." "Who are you?" "Why are you beating him?" "Stop it!" "He will die!" "I want him to die." "How dare you come to my area and beat my son?" "It is not climate that changes with the area." "It is courage." "Can't you bear to see your son getting beaten up?" "How can others bear to see when your son.." "..tortures their little children?" "Poisonous flowers." "He'll just lose his sight." "Please don't harm my child." "She'll keep crying." "You go ahead." "No!" "I'm warning you!" "Let my son go!" "Are you Mother Teresa's heir to save the orphans?" "Tell him about me." "Why do you want to mess with them?" "They chop off people's hands and legs for coins.." "..and do their business on busy roads." "You look like a young guy." "Go and chat with girls." "Don't get into fights." "Hey!" "Break his bones!" "Kill him!" "Hello!" "Is this the police station?" "Will you treat humans worse than animals?" "Are these the fingers that pulled out the eyes.." "..of infants that should play in their mother's laps?" "Are these the hands that gave begging bowls.." "..to small children instead of school books?" "Please let him go." "All the parts in my brother's body are shaken." "All his bones are broken." "Please leave him." "What are you thinking, sir?" "There's no other part in his body left except his head." "Sir, don't mind that he didn't salute you." "Brother is not in a state to lift his hands." "I have a small request." " Shut up!" "He'll live if you take him in an ambulance instead of a jeep." "He can at least spend his life in a prison." "Congrats for saving all of them by taking such a risk." "You should be doing this, not me." "We?" " Yes, you." "You go to see a minister if he's traveling on road." "But you totally ignore the small children.." "..that are begging on the same road." "For TRP ratings, you'll run SMS contests.." "..whether Aishwarya Rai will have a son or a daughter." "You'll give details of gross, share and shake.." "..of a superstar's movie but ignore such children." "Media should work for public, not for publicity." "Look, stop writing about me." "There are many people that do good to the society." "There are many people that responded to a newspaper.." "..that stated that a man needs 500,000 for an operation." "Inform such people about these people." "Think about ways needed to help these people." "Please." "You are a real hero, brother." "We might've heard about liquor mafia or drugs mafia." "But human mafia is more dangerous than that." "A man shattered that mafia and sincerely responded.." "..to the atrocities being done in the society and.." "..saved hundreds of orphans with great courage." "This software young man Cherry is being.." "..congratulated on Facebook, Twitter and through e-mails." "I like him now." "I'll finalize him." "Oh." "Why did you stop?" "I feel shy." "You look handsome when you feel shy." "Oh.." "Why did you come here all of a sudden?" "Actually Cherry has robbed my peace." "He gave a new life to many orphans." "I felt he is a good man." "You should hook us up." "Why are you guys torturing me?" "Please." "Why do you need my mediating, dear?" "Why don't you talk to him yourself?" "He is very unpredictable." "He might suddenly refuse." "I have huge ego." "So, please make him come to me." "Oh, so you have huge ego." "Let me take care of that." "You have ego, I have fear, and he has pride." "Let's forget about this love now." "Jalebi!" " Yes, dear." "I'm very short-tempered as well." "Oh God!" "I'm stuck!" "I'll try, dear." "Cherry!" " Yes?" "Do you like me?" "I even left the girl I love for you, uncle." "No, please continue loving that girl." "Is this an internet connection to cut when you don't want.." "..and connect it back when you want it?" "It is my heart." "Don't give me quotations." "Huh?" "She heard that you saved some orphans." "Since then she has decided not to let you go." "Come and tell her that you love her." "What?" "Won't she love me if I don't save anyone?" "I don't want such a girl, uncle." "I want someone that likes me just the way I am." "Why will someone like you the way you are?" "Are you Abraham Lincoln or Bill Clinton?" "Uncle!" " Please, I beg of you." "Okay." "I have a huge ego, so tell her to come to me." "Huge ego?" "Did you hear our conversation?" "No!" "Why do you ask?" "Even she said the same thing." "We all are just kids." "Why cling to our egos?" "Come and talk to her." "I can't bend lower than this." "Go and bring that girl to me." "She said she'll kill me." "Don't take her seriously." "She said she'll kill herself." "Don't take her seriously at all." "Darn!" "Why are you crying in the washroom, sir?" "Do I need your permission to cry here?" "Won't you let me even cry in peace?" "Okay, sir." "Continue crying." "Wash your hands." "Cherry will get me into deep trouble." "Oh dear!" "I don't know how many murders this will lead to." "I fell in love at first glance of yours" "I fell for this smile of yours" "I got snared by just one word.." "I am done for" "I am retracing my steps" "My strength is all spent" "I can't eat anything due to your delusion" "My body is shivering with fever" "I am overcome with shyness, O god" "Good lord!" "Your beauty has set me on fire" "I fell in love at first sight of you" "I fell for this smile of yours" "God has put up some link between you and me" "That's why my heart is dancing with joy" "I'll have you as my beloved in the future lives too" "I like you and offered my heart to you" "I landed in your lap and seek your protection" "No!" "No!" "No!" "O god!" "She has intoxicated me!" "O lord!" "I'm reaching for the skies" "You have come with the speed of light and stole my heart" "You come to my dreams daily and drown me with kisses" "I've got a twitching eye looking for you" "O girl, your lips are a savory sweet" "You've changed my life.." "how did you manage this" "No!" "No!" "No!" "O god!" "I feel the coolness of the moonlight" "O lord!" "I am sweating in the peak of winter" "I fell in love at first glance of yours" "I fell for this smile of yours" "Cherry is going around with our madam." "We need to tell this to boss immediately." "It's not sister's fault, boss." "Even a twig starts blossoming if you water it every day." "Shut up, you fool!" "He watered our girl, not a twig." "He is at fault for giving him that chance." "What did you say?" "You can understand a person from his words.." "..and his character from his eyes, is it?" "What did you understand?" "He made a fool of you." "Darn!" "I couldn't hear his flattery for you." "When I stopped him, you cut me short saying Uncle!" "What will you do now?" "Your sister will say that she wants to get married to him." "I've to kill him." "Huh?" "I cannot tolerate betrayal." "He should die before sister tells me about her love." "That's like my boy." "Come on, find him." "Should we kill him?" "Shut up!" "Boss, he is going around with a helmet." "He stopped at Khairatabad signals." "What do you want me to do?" "A helmet saves from accidents, not problems." "Follow him." "We are starting from here now." "Yes, boss." " Where is he?" "He went down the flyover and took a left turn." "Should we ram our jeep into his bike?" "No!" "Babji himself will kill him." "You follow him." "Okay, boss." "Boss, he came to State Home." "We are nearby." "Boss, won't it be risky to kill him here?" "It is better to kill him there." "The news will spread in all the state." "Mother!" " Yes?" "Take these 100 rupees and keep this packet with you." "I'll come back and get it later." " Okay." "Mother!" "Give me the packet." "Here it is." "Boss, he went inside." "Let's go." " Okay." "Babji, this murder should be the highlight of all crimes." "Sir, the DGP is in a meeting." "You can't go this way." "Give our greetings to sir." "You know my nephew, don't you?" "Yes sir." "Let's go now." "Where is this fellow?" "Boss, he is there." "Go and finish him right there." "He shot the DGP in a second." "It takes 10 days for us to just say hello to him." "The murder is cancelled." "We don't know his background." "We should leave before he sees us." "Turn around." "Uncle!" "My heart is beating fast." "I'm in the same condition." "Why did our family get involved with him?" "Is he gone?" "Will he survive after taking in so many bullets?" "You fool!" "I meant the killer, not the dead man." "I think he is gone, boss." "Thank God!" "Why did he get such high fever?" "I can feel the heat here." "This is not some viral fever." "He got it because of a sudden shock." "Did he see any shocking incident from close?" "Yes, we did see something like that." "No medicines will work on him." "Just forget it." "Forget what?" "My nephew?" "No, the incident you saw." "DGP was killed right in the State Home." "Who killed him amidst so many VIPs?" "Are they terrorists, gangsters or naxalites?" "The police are investigating into this case." "Babji, we were very lucky." "If we went and asked him why he loves our girl.." "..he would've pointed that gun at us." "Which gun, sir?" "What do you have to do with that?" "We got stuck in a problem because of ill-luck." "You leave." "Okay, sir." "Brother!" "You were alright in the morning." "Why did you get this fever all of a sudden?" "You are responsible for this." "What did I do?" "You.." "I understood." "I should behave as if I don't know anything." "Go inside." "I need to talk to brother." "It would be better if you give him some poison and kill him." "Can't you see that he has high fever?" "What do you want to talk now?" "Go away." "Wait, uncle!" "Today is a very auspicious day." "For what?" "To kill him?" "Uncle!" "Brother, I love someone." "That's a wonderful thing." "He is burning like an electric heater." "Is it necessary to give him this news now?" "Uncle, brother will be happy to know whom I love." "He got fever because of that man." "Brother, the man I love is a huge fan of yours." "Who is that?" "Cherry?" "He is a smooth talker." "Don't trust him at all." "Uncle, you didn't like him from the beginning." "Brother will be upset if you talk negatively about him." "Darn!" "Babji, why do we have to endure this torture?" "Please go, dear." "Uncle.." "Brother, Cherry is here to meet you." "He is here?" "What is this, sir?" "I thought you had a strong body." "What happened to you?" "He became like this after seeing something shocking." "What did he see?" "They've killed the DGP who protects the state." "He is already suffering with high fever." "Why are you showing him such crime news?" "Was this the shocking thing that you saw?" "Why will we see that?" "We didn't see anything." "We don't know anything about it." "All the fools here are going through a bad week." "I think she must've already told you about me." "She said you never refused her anything since childhood." "I came to you with courage hoping you won't refuse me." "I hope you don't have any objection." "Is that a yes?" "Why doesn't he speak?" "How can we refuse?" "We agree to it." "Smile, Babji." "Then he'll believe you." "That is a smile." "Thanks, brother." "I'm very happy." "Thank you." "You should actually thank me." " Why?" "Who is responsible for your love?" "Me!" "I went to see his sister and use his name." "Then I brought you here and you saw this girl." "Then this girl liked you and.." "Hey!" "Stop your nonsense." "You got what you wanted." "Now leave." "If you don't mind, I'll take Madhu home.." "..and introduce her to my family." "How can he refuse?" "Take her with you." "Wow!" "You are really great, sir." "Please don't flatter me." "Take her with you." "Bye!" "Jalebi!" "Did you call me, sir?" " Yes." "Cherry, you take her home." "I'll give a party to your uncle for hooking you up with her." "Okay, sir." "Uncle, enjoy." "Thank you." "Babji sir's sister is going to get married." "What about your sister?" "Why don't you settle for me?" "Don't give me those serious looks." "Now my background is bigger and stronger than you." "Plate!" "Why is the plate so big?" "Food!" "Why did you serve me so much food?" "It will reduce if you start eating." "Come on." "Can anyone eat so much food?" "Even he can't eat so much." "What is this, sir?" "Ask them to remove half of it." "Jalebi!" "I feed others with a lot of love." "You should finish all that is served in your plate." "You should eat whatever I serve you." "You should eat it in whatever way I tell you to eat." "Otherwise I'll lose my control and kill you." "Oh!" "I think this is a murder scheme." "Others beat you to death, but he will feed me to death." "Start eating." "I will eat." "Oh God!" "My stomach is in pain." "I will die!" "I will get stuck in this!" "All the parts in the body are filled with food." "How did you eat so much food?" "I didn't eat, sir." "They stuffed the food into me." "How can they stuff so much?" "Tell me the real story." "Take your hand off." "Is this a table to rest your hands?" "What?" "Okay, now.." "Are you a doctor or a lawyer?" "Why do you ask questions when I'm dying?" "It's not like that." "Forget that." "Operate on me and take the food out." "I beg of you." "We can operate to get the baby out, not the food." "This is the body, sir." "We have all the recordings of the CCTV cameras.." "..in the State Home from the day of the murder." "Second camera." "Second camera." "Third camera." "Hey, who are they?" "They are present in all the cameras." "A famous rowdy called Babji." "And that is his uncle." "What is he saying?" "His voice was not recorded, sir." "Is there anyone in the Intelligence Department.." "..that can read his lips and give us the dubbing?" "We have someone, sir." "Who is he?" "Sir, he is the man you wanted to see from Intelligence." "Hello, sir." "I think he is a drunkard." "Yes, sir." "I'm always in mufti and fully intoxicated." "Duty and drink are like my two eyes." "Do you drink continuously?" "No, sir." "I drink it for courage when I've to arrest someone." "After that I drink in fear that he many harm me." "I drink with joy when officers like you appreciate me." "I drink with sadness if you don't appreciate me." "But you have to drink all the time, is it?" "I strongly feel that everyone in Intelligence.." "..is addicted to some habit." "Okay, show him the tapes." "Play." "Stop." "Rewind the tape." "Babji, this murder should be the highlight of all crimes." "Great!" "Great sync." "You've synced the lips perfectly." "CBI's duty is to link or sync something, sir." "Bring them to my office." "Okay, sir." "Will you go alone or will you take support?" "You should take friends to a wine shop." "But you should go alone to the criminals." "Am I correct, sir?" "You are correct." "I like you." "I too, sir." " Go ahead." "I'm afraid to think about the future, uncle." "We can't achieve anything by being afraid or sad." "The remote is in his hands." "We should watch whatever channel he plays." "We can do nothing about it." "Hi!" "His house is better than the Mansion House." "Who are you?" "What are you looking at?" "I'm thinking of how to reveal the matter." "We are not doing anymore settlements." "Leave." "Why are not you doing them?" "Should I give you a reason?" "My son is not well." "Why is he not well?" "Why are you drinking in my house?" "Are you out of your mind?" "A vehicle needs petrol to run." "My mouth needs a drink to talk." "He is acting too smart." "Finish him." "Wait!" "I'm a CBI agent that came to interrogate.." "..about the man you already finished." "My officer is waiting in the office, let's go." "We never go to the station when the police call us." "Will we come now for the CBI?" "We won't come anywhere." "Just leave." "I'm not a policeman to leave when you ask me to." "I'm from CBI." "Central Bureau of Investigation." "Our Head Office is in Delhi, not your street." "If you don't come with me, you'll be in deep trouble." "Come on." "Go ahead." "We'll follow you." "Hello!" " Hello!" "So, what do you do?" "We do small settlements, sir." "You fool!" "Shut your mouth!" "We do small settlements, sir." "What do you mean?" "We deal with land and family matters of poor people." "When a couple has disputes and decide to separate.." "..we say, the relationship between wife and husband.." "..should be like fish and water.." "..not like fish and fisherman and unite them." "Why did you go to State Home on 21st?" "State Home?" "What is that?" "We don't know where it is." "Since our Babji was ill, we were at home." "We haven't stepped out for over a week." "False." "That's a lie." "Tell me the truth." "Why will we lie?" "What are you talking about?" "Even we have a circle of friends." "We know ministers and MLAs." "Don't underestimate us." "So, did you go to meet them?" "Where did we go?" "Whom did we meet?" "What are you asking about?" "What were you saying there?" "I said, Today is Friday, let's go to the temple, Babji." "The murder took place on a Tuesday." "Darn!" "How can I remember if it was a Friday or Tuesday?" "Do you think we committed that murder?" "Since I'm an old man, I was telling him some good things." "Why are you making a big issue out of it?" "Oh!" "Good things, is it?" "Babji, this murder should be the highlight of all crimes." "There's something wrong with those dialogues." "That's right." "I said those words." "Why should I lie?" "I said that dialogue." "I said those words in that situation." "What was that situation?" "Some guy trapped our girl." "We got information that he was there.." "..and so we went there to warn him." "But before that, the matter got twisted like this." "So, the murderer is the guy who trapped your girl?" "Please don't drag us into this issue." "Was he there when the murder took place?" "Yes." "Oh no, I don't know." "Please don't ask us about him." "My boy has fever." "I have chest pain." "And I have blood." "Don't mind that." "Sir hit you." "You may leave now." "Is that all?" "We can go?" "CBI is very simple." "Let's go." "Hey!" "What is the name of the guy who loves your girl?" "Charan!" "His nickname is Cherry." "What does he do?" "He's a software engineer." "In which company?" "What is it?" "CG Tricks." "Madhapur, Phase-2." "You may leave now." "Sir, why did you let those criminals go?" "You shouldn't save the bottle after the drink is finished.." "..and the witnesses after the matter is finished." "They witnessed the murder, but that man committed it." "Am I correct, sir?" "How can you be so sure?" "They had fear in their eyes and tremor in their voices.." "..when you mentioned him." "I noticed that you noticed that." "You are right." "You are drunk but your mind works well." "Thanks for your compliment." "Then let's arrest than man, sir." "Sir should say that, not you." "He is not killing ordinary men." "He completed his target even in the midst of.." "..so many ministers, MLAs and security guards." "Looking at his dedication, determination and.." "..decision power, I can't understand.." "..if he is one man or hundred thousand men." "We need strong evidences to arrest him." "Based on the details they gave us.." "..get me his whole bio-data." "Sir!" " Yes?" "We've got all the date of CG Tricks." "See Charan's details in the staff list." "See if he went to work on the day of murder, the 21st." "He was on leave, sir." "Yes!" "Match this photo with CCTV cameras in State Home." "We didn't find a match there, sir." "Most brilliant criminal." "He made sure he wasn't captured in any camera." "But I saw him in TV once, sir." "When?" "He exposed a human mafia last month." "The people who got beaten up by him.." "..and got arrested are in the prison now." "Bring them here." "Get down, brother." "Be careful." "Be careful." "Why are you in such a hurry?" "Be careful." "Hello, sir!" "When you walk, why does it sound like a robot walking?" "Did you hear the sound of iron rods, sir?" "Yes." "Except for liver, heart and kidneys.." "..everything else is made of steel in their bodies." "What do you mean?" "A guy beat them up and powdered their bones." "Since they couldn't be attached together.." "..we managed to put them together with steel rods." "His mashed up all the bones in their bodies." "Even this is steel, sir." "Even their skulls were broken." "Was he the one that beat you?" "It's him!" "It's him!" "His photo is dislocating all the rods in their bodies." "Please turn that around, sir." "He turned it, brother." "Didn't you try to take revenge on him?" "Will we hit the transformer if we get an electric shock?" "They have intelligence but no information, sir." "We don't need any more information." "He is the one that we are searching for." "Hello, sir!" "CBI!" "Did you catch him or not?" "I've got Intelligence reports that.." "..he is going to kill me in the Kumbh Fair." "What are you guys doing?" "He can't kill you, sir." "When you return from Kumbh Fair.." "..he'll be standing before you in handcuffs." "You can go there boldly, sir." "Go and search!" "This side." "Search everywhere." "Go upstairs." "This way." "Don't leave any room." "Search everywhere." "What is this commotion?" "What are you guys doing here?" "Who do you think lives here?" "Babji's brother-in-law." "We are searching for him." "We are from CBI." "Who are you?" "I'm Cherry's uncle." "My name is Jalebi." "Jalebi?" "Yes." "Unfortunately, my name is Jalebi." "You should've named yourself Spicy Chips." "They go well with drinks." "We searched everywhere, sir." "He is not here." "Whom are you searching for?" "Cherry." "Where is he?" "He went to the Khumb Fair." "Khumb Fair?" "Let's go." "Pick him." "Sir, I have a tummy upset." "Did you get him?" "No, sir." "His phone is continuously engaged." "I think he is talking to his girlfriend." "Keep trying." "O my god!" "Feel the way I feel.." "fill me up with love" "O damsel.." "you cut through like a knife" "Don't shine like the lightning and send shivers down my spine" "O damsel.." "you cut through like a knife" "Come down like the thunder and give what I seek" "I am getting intoxicated" "I am being driven mad" "This rashness of yours is causing all this" "I want to share this love and offer you my beauty" "Why can't you be more patient" "Madam!" "Madam!" "Just be my madam" "I love you, love you, madam" "My love is true" "Let's seal this pact, my love" "O damsel.." "you cut through like a knife" "Come down like the thunder and give what I seek" "I saw the dreams of a happy home and immense love" "I felt shy seeing all that and left it to providence" "I keep smiling in spite of the burden on my heart" "Come to me, my love" "Come to me, my protector" "Come to me without any delay" "I come to satisfy your wish.." "not necessarily what you asked" "One must be given that which can't be asked" "Madam!" "Madam!" "Just be my madam" "I love you, love you, madam" "My love is true" "Let's seal this pact, my love" "O damsel.." "you cut through like a knife" "Don't shine like the lightning and send shivers down my spine" "O damsel.." "you cut through like a knife" "Don't just walk away like that" "Give me what I seek" "Come to me, the greatest lover of the world" "Come to me, the greatest worker of the world" "Come to me and don't let this chase go begging" "Sir, I've seen Khumb Fair in TV, but never in person." "Why did you spend so much to give me a free trip?" "I'll tell you." "First call up your nephew." "Okay, sir." "May God fulfill all your desires!" "Yes, uncle." "Where are you?" "Put on the speaker." "I'm in the Khumb Fair." "Even I'm in the fair." "When did you come here?" "I'll tell that later." "First tell me where you are." "I'm at Lord Shiva's temple." "We got him." "Freeze!" "Are you removing your gun out?" "Should I be quiet when you kill everyone before me?" "Sir, my son is a software engineer." "How can he kill somebody?" "You'll understand everything in the interrogation." "They caught our brother." "What now?" "He is not our brother." "No?" "Then where is our brother?" "Let's go to the vehicle." "Brother will finish him and come." "Sir, let's go to the hospital please." "I thought he was dead, but he's still alive." "He killed my brother and DGP." "I should kill him!" "Hey!" "Sir, as per rules, we shouldn't fire weapons in Khumb Fair." "Forget the rules." "Take him to the hospital." "I'm really sorry." "Since you both look the same.." "..I unnecessarily doubted you." "You are not connected to this." "You may leave." "Sir, who is that man?" "Why do you want to know about a murderer?" "Let's go." "Wait a minute, uncle." "We are at the railway station because they caught him." "Otherwise we would've been in the police station." "Sunrise and sunset look the same.." "..but the temperatures differ." "In a similar way, you are so different from him." "Just a minute." "Why are you touching that man?" "It says that he is a hero." "The media writes anything they want for circulation." "Everyone tries to get rid of their problems." "But you are trying to get into one." "I want to know about the man that looks like me." "Rawat!" "Down!" "Down!" "Rawat!" "Down!" "Down!" "Rawat!" "Down!" "Down!" "Save our lives!" "Rawat!" "Down!" "Down!" "Save our lives!" "Rawat!" "Down!" "Down!" "Save our lives!" "You ask us to shut down factories." "But the government asks us to build factories." "What should we do now?" "The government asked you to manufacture medicines.." "..not drugs like 'charas' and heroine." "Because of the illegal drugs manufactured by you.." "..the air and water are getting polluted.." "..and people are dying of failed lungs." "Understand our problem and shut down the factory." "The factory is not polluting the environment." "Your illegal slums are polluting it." "Go and dwell somewhere else." "Go!" "We won't move!" "Move your factory!" "It is not some toy to move it around." "It is a factory built with 10 billion rupees." "People's lives are more important than money." "Badvel!" "Yes, brother!" "If one man gets a scolding, 10 men will be afraid." "If one man gets beaten up, 100 men will be afraid." "If one man gets killed, 100,000 men will be afraid." "Kill him!" "Oh God!" "Grandpa!" "There's no pollution in heaven." "Would you like to join him there?" "Nobody that talks against me or acts against me.." "..should step into Kolkata." "He's coming from hostel after a long time." "See properly." "I'm seeing properly." "Don't eat my brains." "Oh dear!" "Siddhu is there!" "Where?" " There!" "Sister!" " Siddhu!" "Hi, sis!" " How are you?" "I'm good." "Hi, Siddhu!" " Hi!" "How are you?" "Did you prepare well for the exams?" "I did what I could." "Don't make him talk too much." "I took an off from the hospital and came to meet him." "How can you ask me not to talk to him?" "You shouldn't talk to him." "That's all." "He was silent when he wrote his 10 standard exams." "So, he came first in the state." "If he remains silent even now.." "..he'll come first in central railway exams too." "I have a strong mind, sis." "Even if I scream around.." "..not a single word will be deleted from my mind." "Whatever it is, you will not talk." "That's it." "Hello!" "What is this?" "How can she tell you not to talk?" "We'll continue talking in secret." "Shall we go?" "Shouldn't we get a coolie?" "Why?" "My husband will carry the bags." "If you don't talk as your sister said.." "..everyone will think you are dumb." "Sis, let me talk a little." "Okay." "Take a shower and freshen up." "I'll cook food." "Thanks." "Cousin Siddhu!" "When did you come?" "What are you looking at?" "Why are you so stunned?" "Say something." "Put on some clothes or close the door." "Everything I studied is going out of my mind." "Is that so?" "Now everything will come back." "Only half came back." "If he writes this exam and becomes.." "..a railway superintendent, he'll be settled in life." "Since he has nobody else except for us.." "..we'll get him married and fulfill our responsibility." "Why don't you get him married to my sister?" "Your sister is superfast and my brother is dead slow." "How will they manage?" "He'll sit in a corner like me." "What did you say?" "I said they'll be happy like us." "Hmm." "My husband went around the whole of Kolkata.." "..and brought your favorite fish." "Thanks." "Hi!" "Didn't you recognize her?" "She's my sister." "Oh!" "I saw her just once in your wedding." "'I'm glad he didn't say that he saw me without clothes.'" "She attended the campus interviews recently." "She is waiting for the results." "Is that so?" "'Wow, you are a good actor.'" "Sit down." "It's okay." "Please sit down." "She doesn't look like the girls of this generation." "I think she is a quiet girl." "Not at all." "She is shy as she met you just now." "'Shy?" "This girl?" "'" "Badvel murdered another man." "Muslim brother Riyaz was brutally killed.." "..for demanding to stop the pollution from the factory." "Whenever there's a murder or crime in the city.." "..the names connected with that crime are.." "..Rawat and his brothers Badvel and Taxi Seth." "But their crimes are never proved." "The public and the police know who killed him." "Don't the media know?" "What will you do if we tell you?" "You'll telecast it till they kill us, right?" "Who is this Rawat, sis?" "They've been telling about him from so long." "They are rascals." "Kolkata hears about them almost every day." "That's why we are planning for a transfer.." "..so that we can get away from all these things." "Don't the police do anything?" "There are no police that can arrest them.." "..or men that can confront them in Kolkata." "Those goons are doing what they want.." "..because nobody is ready to fight against them." "If someone confronts them, they'll get scared." "Why should we discuss about them?" "Forget it." "Yes, we shouldn't discuss what happens around us." "No matter what happens to others.." "..we should be happy, right?" "This is not our state or our city." "Forget it." "Even Mother Teresa wasn't from Kolkata." "She came to another country to serve others.." "..and inspired millions of people." "These goons are walking in the Kolkata that she lived in." "Someone should confront them one day or the other." "Oh dear, finish your food." "Listen.." " Brother!" "Close the case immediately." "Sir, they are taking Rawat and Badvel's name." "Will they take our names instead?" "Change them in the FIR." "Hello, Rawat sir!" "Bless me!" "Come in." "Greetings!" "Bless me!" "Hello!" "You are my follower and partner." "Sit here." "No, sir." "I'll gain confidence when I sit at your feet." "He always does overacting." "I heard you were called to Delhi." "You take care of the center from now." "Your brother will take care of the state." "Why two politicians in one family?" "You are correct." "The government always says.." "..that one is enough and two are a crowd in a family." "That is about children, not about movies or politics." "Here, the more people the more benefit." "Am I right, brother?" "What about the liquor tender?" "The minister refused to give us the contract saying.." "..there are enough liquor shops for people to drink.." "..and anymore shops will bring his government down." "Yes, sir." "That minister is a useless man." "He is always concerned about the people" "Correct." "When we occupied some land illegally.." "..he created more fuss than the people themselves." "You've helped him win and become a minister.." "..thinking that he'll be useful to us.." "..but he has kept my promotion still pending, sir." "Call him up!" "Hello, Rawat sir!" "I understood the matter.." "..as soon as I got a call from you." "I think all your men instigated you against me." "Don't act too smart because you have a post.." "..and gunmen besides you." "I'll make your gunmen shoot you." "You should apply henna only to your fingers." "You shouldn't apply it to your body because it gives color." "Try to understand." "You and your brother killed a man before 10,000 people." "Not just me, even my men are trying hard to manage it." "And talking about your men, they created.." "..false land documents for Mother Teresa's lands." "He put his mother's name and he his grandma's name." "Will the people keep silent?" "Why won't they be silent?" "Is Mother Teresa still alive?" "No, she is not." "Why do dead people need land?" "So, I put my mother's name on it." "Is that wrong?" "Shut up!" "If you say those words in the assembly.." "..the opposition party will abuse you." "So what?" " Stop." "You shouldn't think of people when you are in power." "You should think about our men." "But that's not.." "When I come back from Delhi.." "..I should see him as the DGP.." "..and these men should be happy." "Understood?" "Siddhu!" "Let's go to a movie." "Why a movie now?" "I already told them to book the tickets." "They'll feel bad if we don't go." "Who?" "My fans." "Fans?" " Yes." "Your fans?" " Yes." "Who are they?" "Venu and party." "You don't know the kind of following I have." "Let me show you." "Come." "Hail Gabbar Singh!" "Hail Oscar!" "Brother!" " Yes?" "You are the president of.." "..Kolkata Power Star Fans Association." "You should display power." "Why are you so scared?" "I'm not scared." "Just a little shivering." "Why?" "Nandini always used to call me for.." "..pizzas, burgers and cold drinks." "Today she called me for two side by side movie tickets." "What does that mean?" "Does she like me?" "Of course she likes you." "Why are you tense?" "If she has asked you to book two side by side tickets.." "..she has given you the signal for love." "Really?" "Take this ring." "Wow!" "Just like people in Andhra are crazy for Power Star.." "..people here are crazy for you, brother." "Really?" "Take this." "You are super, brother." "Catch this." "She fell for you, brother." "You are a Bengal Tiger, brother." " Really?" "You are Siddhu Siddharth Roy, brother." "Really?" "You deserve this chain." "Brother, you are giving away all your gold." "I hope you don't become a pauper." "When 50 kilos of gold is going to be mine.." "..why should I bother about 250 grams of gold?" "You are right." "Hi!" " Hi!" "Brother, your future wife looks beautiful." "She does." "But who is the man beside her?" "He is like a Power Star with Mega Star's features." "Give me back my ring." " Why?" "Give it back." " Take." "It doesn't matter who he is, brother." "He is a VCD, but you are a DVD." "You take this." " Thanks." "Hi, Venu!" " Hi, Nandini!" "Who is he?" "My sister-in-law's brother." "Brother?" "I was tense." "I'm Venu, local Power Star." "Huh?" " Yes." "Listen!" " Yes?" "Take the brother and buy whatever he wants." "Give him whatever seat he wants to see the movie." "She and I will sit in the corner seat and.." "How can that be possible?" "No way!" "Why?" "He is my sister-in-law's brother." "I forced him to come to the movie." "If I don't sit beside him, not only him.." "..but my brother and sister-in-law also will feel bad." "Let's go, Siddhu." "Why does she need corner seats to sit with a brother?" "She said he is her sister-in-law's brother." "What does that mean?" "He can be her boyfriend too." " What?" "It is like he is riding your horse." "I won't let him ride it." "Let's go." "Hey, see what the brother is doing?" "Your girl is doing a lot of things." "What is he doing when she's doing all that?" "Even he'll do something without being seen." "If they are behaving like this in a matinee show.." "..they would've done a lot more in a first show." "I won't let them do anything." "Shall we finish him then?" "If we do it now, the fans will get disturbed." "We'll leisurely finish him in the interval." "We need weapons to save our girl or property." "So, I brought acid and knife." "When I stab him with this knife.." "..you pour acid on his face." "What should we do?" "Watch the show without getting scared." "One Popcorn, one Coke, medium French Fries." "Where is he?" "He is there." "He is like a free customer." "He is watching a movie with our tickets." "Now he'll drink the cold drink that your girl bought." "He'll die free of cost when I stab him with this knife." "Let's do it." "Let the crowd reduce." "You said there were fans in the theater." "Now you say there is public." "Will you stab him or not?" "I will stab you first." "We need proper planning." "Sorry, I didn't see you." "Will my clothes get dry if you say sorry?" "They will get dry if you apply heat." "Give me a hug." "Pathetic!" "Hey, give me a hug." "Let me go." " Hug me." "Let me go." " Hug me." "Why are you making this into a big issue?" "Let her go." "How dare you touch Viju?" "How dare you touch me?" "What is that look?" "Will you hit?" "Will you hit me?" "What is it?" "I came to take their bodies." "Take them away." " Okay." "Let's go." "Hey, what is that blood?" "Tomato sauce." "Tomato sauce?" "Don't ask me questions." "I'm in a shock." "Go and watch the movie." "Wash it off." "Bye!" "Don't wave!" "That's enough." "Why are you drinking so much?" "Your liver will get damaged." "If I damage my liver, I can borrow some money.." "..go to Apollo Hospital and get myself a new one." "What should I do when my lover is gone?" "A country has no harm from terrorism and naxalism." "Our India is backward only because of beauty-ism." "What does beauty-ism mean?" "Girls use their beauty as capital.." "..and make us go around them.." "..just like they rotate the interest." "They will smile and convince us." "For example, we buy shares of a good company." "We expect guaranteed growth." "But it shuts down without warranty." "Even girls are like that." "You compared beauty with money in a good way." "5 years!" "Instead of following her.." "..if I had gone around India on foot.." "..I would've been in the Guinness Book." "Just as they throw the cup after eating the ice-cream.." "..just as they remove a small hero's movie.." "..when a star hero's movie releases.." "..she this innocent man for a handsome man." "Please don't trust beautiful girls." "I feel the same." "Let's go and confront her." "If we go to her, she'll say she is getting married to him." "We'll have to pay for the gifts and bouquets." "Forget it." "Okay, brother." "She married him long ago in her heart." "I've designed the marriage invitation in my heart long back" "I've sent it to you in my dreams" "I'll offer my love the black spot on my cheek" "I'll welcome you at first night with sublime scents" "I've received the marriage invitation.. is it true or a dream" "I replied to my beloved with my first kiss long back" "I'll get a lovely garland of fresh blooms for you" "I'll entertain you in the beautiful evenings of the season" "I've designed the marriage invitation in my heart long back" "I replied to my beloved with my first kiss long back" "The new season of love has begun" "The birds sing tunes of love" "The breeze has an air of intoxication" "The jasmines are ready to adorn your lovely hair" "Your gaze pierces into my heart" "I desire to embrace your beauty with all my heart" "That is how this story will go to climax" "I've received the marriage invitation.. is it true or a dream" "I've designed the marriage invitation in my heart long back" "My love for stayed unexpressed for long" "I wrote this letter of love for you with words unspoken" "I yearned for your love for a long time" "I waited for you just as a garden waits for the blooms" "You sly looks carry lots of news" "There are many desires waiting to be fulfilled" "That is how this story will go to climax" "I've designed the marriage invitation in my heart long back" "I've sent it to you in my dreams" "I'll get a lovely garland of fresh blooms for you" "I'll entertain you in the beautiful evenings of the season" "I've designed the marriage invitation in my heart long back" "I've received the marriage invitation.. is it true or a dream" "Doctor, how is my daughter?" "How is she?" "Are you really her parents?" "Sir.." "You gave steroids to a ten year old girl.." "..to make her look like an eighteen year old.." "..so that you can make her a prostitute to earn money." "We didn't do it, sir." "Rawat's brothers.." "..Badvel and Taxi Seth did that." "Because of poverty we put our children on jobs." "But they give steroids to those small girls.." "..turn them into women and sell them for prostitution." "They are separating small kids from their parents." "Half of the taxis in Kolkata belong to Taxi Seth." "They kidnap small girls like my daughter who get into.." "..his taxis, promise them jobs, turn them into prostitutes.." "..and later sell them off to men in other countries." "Why didn't you complain to the police about this?" "Nobody has the courage to confront them, sir." "You might not have the courage, I have it." "What?" " Yes." "A girl gave this statement against Badvel before dying." "These are her blood samples and DNA reports." "Finally I saw a man that has the courage to confront him." "These proofs are enough to arrest him." "Yes, Siddhu." "Why didn't you come for lunch on your anniversary?" "Sister is waiting for you." "Where are you?" "I came to Old Binni Mills." "What?" "What work do you have there?" "I came here for an important work." "Ask your sister to eat food." "I'll come later." "Okay, come soon." "Where to?" "We need to see Badvel." "Take off your uniform and come inside." "Why did you come in your police uniform?" "Did you come to arrest me?" "Someone has complained against you.." "..for the first time in Kolkata with strong proofs." "He came to me without knowing that I'm your man." "If he had gone to someone else.." "You should think about the diseases, doctor." "Why do you bother about other people?" "Did you really think you can go against me in Kolkata?" "He may have sold himself to you." "If the police can't do anything, I'll give these proofs.." "..to the media and get you hanged in the public." "Yes?" "Badvel!" "Badvel!" "Nobody should question me even if I sell or kill people." "You might kill me today, but one day you'll die like a dog." "Brother!" "Kolkata belongs to me and my brother." "Brother!" "Brother!" "Are you the doctor's brother-in-law?" "Yes." "Your brother-in-law complained against our boss." "Boss got angry and killed him just now." "His body is lying there." "Take it away and burn it." "Brother!" "Brother!" "Open your eyes." "Take the body with you and leave." "If you talk about police and post mortem, he'll kill you too." "He will kill your sister as well." "If they have any kids, he will kill them as well." "Who among you is Badvel?" "Who is Badvel here?" "Who is Badvel?" "Me." "What?" "Will you kill me?" "I won't be called Siddharth Naayak anymore.." "..if I don't kill you today on the busiest roads of Kolkata." "Come!" "No, don't kill me." "Please, I beg of you." "So many people must have begged you like this." "Did you spare them?" "Yes?" "Kill the rascal!" "Kill him!" "What did my brother-in-law do?" "Will you kill him because he complained against you?" "'Somebody should confront him one day or the other.'" "The man who killed Badvel shouldn't be alive." "I should kill him with my hands." "Where is he?" "I'll stay right here." "Your husband was right." "He is not alive today.." "..because there is nobody to confront them." "Nobody else should die." "Kolkata should be rid of Rawat and his men." "What are you saying?" "He died because he went and confronted them." "How can we life if you lose your life as well?" "We shouldn't run with fear." "They should run away with fear." "They will run away." "I bind you by oath that you should come with us." "Sister, listen to me." "You don't have a brother-in-law now." "If you don't listen to me, you won't have a sister too." "Sister.." " Let's go." "Son, I heard that you killed Badvel." "I came because I wanted to see you." "He killed my four sons and left me childless." "I don't know whose son you are." "You should live long." "Will you stay here?" "Won't you?" "Let's go." "Come on." "Wait, son!" "All of us are very happy that at last.." "..there is a man to confront them." "Please don't leave." "We don't need any of this." "Let's go." "Brother, please don't leave." "You are our courage." "You should be here as our support, as our leader." "We will stand behind you." "You think you can sneak away after killing my brother?" "Do you know why you are still here?" "Because I wanted to kill you with my hands." "Because I wanted to kill you with my hands." "Are you happy that he stood against me?" "I will kill him right before you." "Watch!" "Take sister and go away." "We'll be fine." "Please go." "People are ready to die for you." "Does that mean you are a leader now?" "Why don't you speak?" "Are you a leader?" "Yes, my brother is a leader." "Siddhu, I wanted you to be with us." "But you should be with these people." "The people around are afraid of him." "But he should be afraid of you." "He should be afraid to hear your name." "Take her away." "I can kill you in one second." "Your eyes should see your empire falling down." "Your ears should hear about your defeat." "Looking at the torture you've to endure.." "..no goon will dare to walk in Kolkata." "You will need my permission to live or to die." "Naayak!" "Siddharth Naayak!" "Can we do nothing?" "Should I taste defeat in the hands of a man that.." "..is not even as old as my experience?" "I need to kill him!" "I need to kill him with these hands!" "Boss, he went to the factory with a big crowd." "Study well." "I'm here if you need anything." "Okay, brother." "He became an instant leader like instant coffee." "Brother, we need to chop him into pieces." "Do something." "Don't go near him, boss." "If you touch him.." "..east, west, north, south, the whole state will be shaken." "His fan following is increasing by the day." "They shower flowers on him when he walks." "They sing praises to him all the time." "All the current MLAs, MPs, IAS and IPS officers.." "..everyone is on his side." "Even the minister who won with your support met him." "You can only hear Naayak's name everywhere in Kolkata." "He saved the girls that Rawat and his brother.." "..were exporting to the foreign countries.." "..and became a God to them." "He also brought back all the young women.." "..suffering abroad away from their parents back to India." "I never thought I'll see you again, dad." "We don't know whom he spoke to or what he did." "But he gave us our children back." "All these years we've seen people taking up weapons.." "..to do injustice or to make others do it." "For the first time, we are seeing a leader.." "..that took up weapons." "I want to see him once, mom." "It would've been better if he has killed us both together." "Why should we live this stupid life.." "..thinking about him and fearing him every moment?" "Let's go away from here." "Let's leave this city." "He will leave, not us." "Not just the city, the whole earth." "Call all the rowdies, goons, partners, supporters.." "..and every criminal that cheated people.." "..using Rawat's name all these years." "Tell them that Naayak wants to meet them." "Hello, boss!" "Why are all the rowdies and goons of the city here?" "Boss, you wagged your tail behind Rawat till yesterday." "Why did you suddenly come to meet Naayak?" "What if Rawat finds out?" "We will be in form only when we follow.." "..a hero that has following and a leader that's in form." "Silly man!" "Follow me." "Why are you guys waiting here?" "They asked us to wait here." "We should go in only when our name is called." "Oh, he'll call us individually and discuss.." "..the percentage without anybody else's knowledge." "I'm scared that he'll beat us up inside." "Not just you, even boss is scared." "Shut up!" "Just as we cover the body with a shirt.." "..let us cover our fear with words." "Okay." "Hello, Naayak sir." "Hello, sir." "You asked me to be here in an hour." "But I came in half an hour." "Shukla, you've come as soon as I called you." "What will you have?" "Coffee, tea or cold drinks?" "I'll take a photo with you." "Photo?" "Yes, I'll tell everyone that Naayak is my friend." "I'll use the craze that public has for you." "I committed 100 murders and 50 rapes till date." "I illegally occupied all the lands I wanted." "I made the whole Kolkata weep." "But even my neighbor doesn't know my name." "Only police know me." "You did a single murder." "You became state famous and a star." "Just say yes." "I'll use your name and.." "..collect 10 billion rupees by this evening." "Should I do it?" "Will you give me permission?" "Are you ready, sir?" "10 billion rupees?" "How will you get so much money?" "Even Tata and Birla can't get that much money." "How will they get it?" "Are they great goons?" "What will be your property worth?" "50 billion rupees." "Do rowdies earn so much money?" "You can count that as just change." "I'll give you more money than Rawat." "I'll turn this old house into a palace." "I'll shake up Ambanis in just half a day." "If you say yes, we'll talk about percentage." "50-50 for the legal schemes, projects, and tenders." "60-40 for all the illegal works." "Is that okay?" "I'm not able to refuse your offer." "Percentage is okay." "Go inside and sign the documents." "Agreement for being a rowdy?" "Hats off, Naayak sir." "Which room should I go to for the agreement?" "He signed with his left hand to go to the right." "Let's go to the right." "Shukla!" "Naayak sir's partner." "Policemen, lawyers, judge, registrar!" "He is making all the rowdies his legal partners." "This man is a quality man." "He is an educated man, boss." "Not a rascal like us." "Where should I sign?" "Sir, will you have a look at your properties?" "Okay." "That is mine." "Mine." "That is mine." "Mine." "Mine." "Mine." "I see them every day." "They are my properties." "Tell me where to sign." "I'll just sign." "Sign here." "Please, come on." "Give me the pen." "Congrats, boss." "You are Naayak's sir partner now." "Shukla's luck is shining on him." "Take a chocolate, sir." "Why a chocolate as if I did great service to the country?" "You really did a great work." " What did I do?" "You gave away all your property to an orphanage." "What are you saying?" "I feel as if my nerves are cut." "When did I give away my property?" "That's what the document says." "You've signed it." "You don't have any legal rights on the property now." "With what purpose did you call me inside?" "With what purpose did you take my signatures?" "How can you take away all my property.." "..and send me out as a pauper?" "Hey!" "I'm Shukla!" "How dare you mess with me?" "I'll kill a man for each second." "There are 100 goons outside." "They'll come in as soon as I whistle." "What is it, Shukla?" "Why are you shouting?" "Am I shouting?" "You took away my property.." "..of 50 billion and gave me a chocolate of 50 paisa." "Shouldn't I shout?" "Should I sing a song coolly?" "Should I sing a song like this?" "You didn't understand what's going on here." "You'll understand that when you go to the next room." "You gave me a chocolate in this room." "Will you give me a biscuit in that room?" "He's very emotional." "Take him quickly." "I came to the next room." "What now?" "You have bodies like oxen." "What are you doing in this room when.." "..great injustice is taking place in that room?" "Didn't you lose your property like me?" "You have bodies, I have brain." "Let's fight together." "We'll lose nothing but our lives in a fight." "Why are you staring at me without speaking?" "They don't like men who lost their property." "They look like men that will beat us up." "Whistle immediately." "They can't hear you even if you whistle." "Why?" "We have some good sound arrangements here." "Oh God!" "Even in a dream it takes a whole night.." "..for me to lose so much property." "How did I lose it with just a small signature?" "Yes, boss." "I still can't believe it." "My clothes are intact but the body is not working." "How could they beat us up so nicely?" "Yes, boss." "Even trained police don't beat up like this." "Eat the chocolate, boss." "Throw it away!" "Throw it!" "I remember my lost property when I see it." "Oh God!" "Why are you sitting here?" "We are sitting here because they asked us to sit." "Are they beating up people inside as we thought?" "Why will they beat us up?" "What wrong did we do?" "What did you speak to him and how much did you fix?" "We don't have to speak anything." "They ask you to sign as soon as you go inside." "They give a chocolate as soon as you sign." "That's it." "Very simple." "Is it okay if I increase the percentage?" "You can ask whatever you want for your personality." "But you will have to sign." "I don't have a pen with me." "Pens, stamps, chocolates, everything is inside." "Go." "Hello, Naayak sir." "Come in, Rajput." "Be it forgery, piracy, fake passports or court stamps." "Everything is piracy." "You've earned a lot of money." "If you give a second, he'll forge your sign too." "Shut up!" "Why will I forge his signature?" "I've earned a lot, Naayak sir." "That's why I called you up." "Fix the percentage and give me the chocolate quickly." "They'll give you inside." "Go and take it." "Okay, Naayak sir." "Should I meet you again after taking the chocolate?" "No." "The whole program goes according to a process." "He must've got his chocolate by now." "Congrats!" "All your property is transferred.." "..to Mother Teresa Trust." "What are you saying?" "Why will I give them away to Mother Teresa Trust?" "I won't agree to it." "Boss, the music has started inside." "The poor man has a loose body." "It must've become even looser." "We somehow managed to come here." "Will he be able to walk till here?" "Or will he collapse on the way?" "He's here." "Why didn't you tell me about the cheating inside?" "I would've escaped had you given me a missed call." "Okay, you give missed calls to the others in queue." "No need." "Let them lose their properties like we lost ours." "I was silent because of the same feeling." "Even you remain silent." "Okay." "Give me that chocolate." "I'm coming." "Why are you guys eating chocolates like small kids?" "They are treating us like small kids inside." "They don't feel that we are rowdies and goons." "Go inside, sign the papers and get a chocolate." "Go!" "Rajput!" "He is a strong man even though he is thin." "He is walking quite well." "They are beating up according to the body type." "Then they must've bashed you up pretty badly." "You've informed about the chocolates." "Why didn't you tell us about the sound system?" "Would you've gone inside if I had told you?" "Welcome, Raja!" "You were very excited while going inside." "Now you all look very tired." "Did they beat you up inside?" "Why will they beat us up?" "We go to a hospital for a health checkup." "They make us walk on a treadmill." "Won't you be tired?" "This is the same." "They give us a fruit drink there." "But here they give us a chocolate." "That's it." "Go and get it." "Something is fishy." "I'll meet him later." "I'll switch off my cell phone." "Brother, he is escaping." "Let's run!" "Oh God!" "Brother, save me." "Thank God they caught him." "I was worried that he'll escape." "Are you happy?" " Yes." "It's okay if we are ruined." "The neighbor shouldn't thrive." "That's our Indian psychology." "I love you, Raja." "Is everybody here or is there someone left?" "Who else will be there, boss?" "All of them look like uprooted trees in a storm." "Brother has called you inside." "How can we come?" "Nobody's legs are in working condition." "There are many diabetes patients here." "If you delay another half an hour, half of them will die." "Send us home, we'll leave." "Will you all come or should I call brother?" "No." "We'll muster up all our strength and come." "Oh God!" "Terrible pain!" "Oh God!" "Anyone that does illegal businesses, scams.." "..schemes and donations shouldn't stay in Kolkata now." "You should leave this city in half an hour." "We get six months to vacate even a rented place." "How can you ask us to leave in just half an hour?" "I say everything just once." "The second time, I kill." "Our state has weapons to kill him." "But there are no men to catch him." "So, I brought these men from Tihar." "Look, he is not a rowdy or a goon." "He has a fan community in every street." "He has a fan in every house." "If you mess up, he'll kill us along with you." "Why are you scared?" "He is a human, is he not?" "If we press the trigger, he'll be hit with a bullet." "Yes, but do that carefully." "Where is he?" "He's in a wedding reception in his colony." "I am a beauty from Howrah and you are a hero from Andhra" "At any hour that you choose, I'll be ready for you" "You may touch and feel my beauty as you please" "This is the place for real love" "Nellore is another name for romance" "I am a beauty from Howrah and you are a hero from Andhra" "At any hour that you choose, I'll be ready for you" "You may touch and feel my beauty as you please" "Singur is the place for full-blooded action" "We shall put up camp in Guntur" "O lovely damsel, I am ready for action" "C'mon and I shall show you what I am made of" "I shall enthrall you with my magic all night" "I shall serve you my beauty like tasty food with wine" "I like your power and style and I became your fan" "I have come to enjoy your beauty and show my might" "You make all sort of statements and put me in a fix" "This is the place for real love" "Nellore is another name for romance" "You are like a juicy fruit from Nairobi" "I will start the game like emperors of yore" "O young prince.." "your charm puts the shackles on me" "Take the veil off me and see the cracker that I am" "Your non-stop invitation is forcing me to follow you" "If you promise to enthrall me, I'll offer my juicy lips to you" "It is great to have milk and honey before the act of love" "Singur is the place for full-blooded action" "We shall put up camp in Guntur" "Who sent you?" "Rawat and DIG." "Sir, our men were caught." "They revealed your name and my name." "He will definitely attack us." "Okay, inform him that we are in the minister's house." "He will come there alone in his anger." "One shot, two birds." "I got it." "Why are you so tense?" "You have to save me." "My shadow might leave me, but Naayak won't." "I lost my property, my men, and everything else." "I just have my life left." "Save me." "Boss, he is here." "An apple tree doesn't give grapes." "I made you a minister, but you went to him." "Sir!" "Naayak killed the minister!" "What are you talking about?" "People outside say that you are a great God." "Great Gods should be in photos and idols." "They shouldn't be alive like you." "I will take back all the land you gave to the poor." "I will start all my businesses that you shut down." "I will hunt down your followers and kill them." "I will take the post of this dead old man.." "..and become the minister in a week." "Hey!" " Yes, boss?" "Is he dead?" "He is dead, boss." "Throw him in the river Ganges." "Okay, boss." "Make an entry in the police records.." "..that he is absconding after murdering the minister." "Okay, sir." "Only we know that he is dead." "People will wait in hope that he will return." "'The Goddess saved me.' 'lnstead of proving that I didn't kill the minister..'" "'..it became my goal to kill these beasts..'" "'..without getting caught by the law.'" "Mom, let's go." "Where to?" "That's a train bound to Kolkata." "We are going there." "Why?" "I'll tell you." "Naayak!" "Someone came to meet you." " Who?" "Someone called Cherry." "He looks exactly like you." "Hi, my name is Cherry." "Siddharth." "I read about you and came to meet you." "Why?" "One side there is police." "One side there are people that he killed." "One side there are people that want to kill him." "How can we software people handle such hardware men?" "But he won't listen to me." "Hello, Rawat sir." "Where did you disappear?" "Just recently I became capable of walking again, sir." "Don't worry, sir." "No harm will come to a good man like you." "These days people die of septic infection.." "..if a small nail pricks them." "You are alive even after he stabbed you with a spear." "So, no harm will come to you." "He is already a suspect in the minister's murder case." "And there are proofs that he stabbed you." "He will be given a death sentence." "But still, I have my doubts." "For safety, tell our men to kill him before.." "..he is presented in the court." "That's not possible, sir." " Why?" "He'll be surrounded by thousands tomorrow." "What?" "100,000 people will form a human chain.." "..to bring him safely to the court tomorrow." "Long live Naayak!" "Long live Naayak!" "Even though he looks like a kid.." "..he has a huge fan following." "Your fan following depends on your works, not age." "Don't worry, boss." "This crowd can't do anything." "Even millions of people can't affect the judge's decision." "He will get a death sentence." "Why do they say that you'll get a death sentence?" "You are worried that I'll get a death sentence." "But I'm worried that he is still alive." "No harm will come to you." "Your Honor!" "He is a suspect in Home Minister's murder." "He killed the DGP and Taxi Seth in a.." "..premeditative, willful and revengeful manner." "We also have strong proof that he tried to.." "..murder the current Home Minister, Mr. Rawat." "I request the court to give him a death sentence.." "..so that nobody dares to become a criminal like him." "Do you accept that you did these crimes?" "Why do you ask him whether he accepts or not?" "You have strong evidences against him." "Without wasting the court's time.." "..give him a death sentence." "Wait!" "The court has some rules." "Do you accept these crimes?" "Yes, sir." "I did all those crimes." "Since he accepts his crimes, under IPC sections 302.." "..and 307, the accused is sentenced to death.." "Wait, Your Honor!" "Who is this, boss?" "He looks exactly like Naayak." "Is he the real Naayak?" "I've gone mad." "It is like I'm watching a 3D movie without the glasses." "We told him to go home." "Why did he come here?" "Hello, sir!" "Who are you?" "You look exactly like him." "My name is Siddharth Naayak." "I did those murders." "No, Your Honor!" "I'm Siddharth Naayak." "I think he is one of my fans." "He dressed up like me and came here.." "..to take my crimes onto his head." "No, Judge!" "He is one of my fans." "He dressed up like me and came here.." "..to take my crimes onto his head." "Don't ruin your life to save me." "I'm telling you the same thing." "Don't ruin your.." "Stop it!" "What is this rubbish?" "If you are Naayak, who is he?" "My fan." "If you are his fan, who are you?" "Siddharth Naayak." "No, I'm Siddharth Naayak." "No, it's me." " No, it's me." "I'm Siddharth Naayak." "I'm Siddharth Naayak." "Judge, I know who stabbed me." "This man stabbed me." "He is Naayak." "Hang him to death." "No, Your Honor!" "He is a little confused." "If you send him out for 5 minutes.." "..I will talk to you in private." "Court is adjourned for 5 minutes." "Darn!" "Did anyone imagine this?" "It's like a winning cricket match was stopped.." "..because of sudden rains." "What is this nonsense?" "Who is that second man?" "He is a software engineer from Hyderabad." "Even we got confused and arrested him first." "What?" "Did you see the second man earlier?" "Yes." "We arrested him and later released him.." "..because he is innocent." "Darn!" "Who made you a CBI agent?" "Take it easy, sir." "Sir, it's a very long gap." "I think they must've definitely changed places." "Be careful." "Now tell me." "Which of these men stabbed you?" "They must've definitely changed places." "This man, sir." "But earlier you said that man stabbed you." "Didn't they change their places?" "No, they didn't." "Stupid fellow!" "Hang both of them and finish the matter." "Hang both of them, Judge." "Sir!" " Don't leave them." "Hang both of them." "Silence!" "You are a man with a responsible post." "You shouldn't be talking like this." "It's okay if hundred criminals escape." "But it's not okay to punish an innocent man." "Now this case will never be solved." "Since both of them look exactly the same.." "..we are not able to identify the real murderer." "The CBI is ordered to keep both of them.." "..under house arrest with their friends and family members.." "..identify the real murderer and bring him to the court." "I'm giving them 10 days time." "Follow them both." "Sir, it's useless to follow them." "If a brave man meets an intelligent man.." "..CBI or CID can't do anything." "Stop praising them and do your job." "Go." "I'm going." "I don't what to say or how to say it to your son." "We are humans, dear." "We should help each other." "Thank God!" "Hey!" "Do you think you are safe?" "After 10 days, the judge, these people.." "..and I will come to court." "But you won't come." "You'll be dead." "Since he gave a warning to Rawat, he is Naayak." "No, it's me." "If you are Naayak, why did he give the warning?" "I sent him because he was free." "So, is that man your nephew?" "When CBI agents like you can't identify him.." "..how can a mere CEO like me identify him?" "This case will never be solved amidst such people." "Sir, saline." "Boss, don't increase your blood pressure." "You can fight with anyone in life, but not with a lucky man." "We killed one man and threw him in the river.." "..but he came out as two men." "Boss, listen to me." "Go to the police station and.." "..tell them that you've nothing to do with Naayak.." "..you are not Rawat and you don't live in Kolkata.." "..you are not from India but from far away Scotland." "It's better to withdraw the case and escape from here." "How can that be possible?" "We filed a case against him." "We should make Naayak confess that he is Naayak." "I will make him confess." "Bring one family member of Cherry from Hyderabad." "Naayak will confess the truth for that person's safety." "Who are you guys?" "Does your daughter love a man called Cherry?" "Yes." "So what?" "Rawat asked us bring your family to Kolkata." "Did her love story reach Kolkata?" "Who is this Rawat?" "Don't ask me details." "Just get into the vehicles." "How dare you threaten our boss?" "Even we are goons, we did many settlements." "Stop it!" "Why are you arguing with them?" "Can't you see the guns in their hands?" "Boss, Naayak's men are here." "Where are Rawat's men?" "They ran away." "Please come with us." "It's not safe to be here." "Come with you?" "Who are you guys now?" "We are Naayak sir's men." "Who is he?" "You'll know when you come to Kolkata." "Ask your daughter to come quickly." "Why should she come?" "Even Cherry is with us." "So he is there now, is it?" "Dear!" " Yes, uncle?" "We have to go to Kolkata." "Come down." "I'm coming." "I'm applying lipstick." "By applying such silly things you've turned.." "..this peaceful house into a public park." "Where is Cherry, brother?" "Where is Cherry?" " He will be here." "Welcome!" "Welcome to Kolkata." "We are forced to go around different houses.." "..since the time you stepped into our house." "Now why did you call us to Kolkata?" "Don't worry." "Naayak sir thought you'll be safe here." "Naayak?" "Why are you guys thinking of our safety?" "Don't be upset." "You'll be shocked to see the real twist." "We've had to leave our state because of the current twist." "Will you make us leave the country too?" "Cherry!" "How can she hug him right before us?" "Disgusting!" "We are unfortunate, uncle." "Excuse me, I'm not Cherry." "What?" "I'm not Cherry." "Why does he say he's not Cherry?" "He said there's a twist, didn't he?" "How was your journey?" "It was without our consent." "I heard you are like family to Cherry." "What is your name?" "I'm Amitabh Bachchan." "He is Abhishek Bachchan." "Is this passport renewal?" "Why the new introductions?" "Jalebi!" " Yes?" "Did he lose his memory?" "Why will he bring you here if he has lost his memory?" "Turn your face." "Hi!" "Hello!" "I'm Cherry!" "Really?" "Hug me and find out." "Uncle, he is Cherry." "I'm very sure." "We saw." "Please maintain a little distance, dear." "How many more should she hug?" "There are 7 lookalikes for each person." "Shut up, you fool!" "Even two are too much to handle." "If another five men appear, she'll have high fever." "What is all this about?" "Mom and dad are inside." "They'll tell you everything." "Okay." "Uncle, why are you drinking raw alcohol?" "I feel like drinking blood." "What can I do?" "Sir, can I say something?" "Had he given his sister to me without seeing my age.." "..we would've met in the engagement party for fun." "You wouldn't have had all these troubles." "Just think about this thing." "Remove the part where I went to see his sister.." "..from this story, you will understand it yourself." "Why did you kick me, boss?" "You rascal!" "Is your sister an angel or Aishwarya Rai?" "Why didn't you get her married to him?" "How can I get her married to this old man, boss?" "No, your sister will get Pawan Kalyan's son.." "..or Mahesh Babu's son as her husband." "Uncle!" " What is it?" "Uncle, I got confused again." "I kissed Siddhu thinking it was Cherry." "He may misunderstand me." "Please go and explain." "Do you want me to become the mediator now?" "Sister!" " What did she do now?" "I opened the bathroom door thinking it was Siddhu." "Cherry was inside." "Sorry, sister." "That's okay." "Why not go to the bedroom instead of bathroom?" "I went the other day, uncle." "But I got confused there too." "Darn!" "Boss, just like Gandhi is a grandfather to everyone.." "..you became an uncle to everyone here." "I'll break your face with this." "Jalebi!" " Sir?" "Show them both their right lovers." "How can I identify them when their lovers can't?" "Only you have clarity about the whole program here." "Take them." " Okay, sir." "Let's go, girls." "Poor Jalebi!" "They confused us in half a minute.." "..even though we've been following them for 6 months." "Till they achieve their target.." "..they both will be Naayaks to everyone." "And both these girls will be their heroines." "Hey leader.." "you are the leader in love" "My heart is crazy for you" "It is mesmerized and pounding hard" "Hey leader.." "you bring happiness to one and all" "Your gaze has a magnetism" "It is pulling me strongly and turning this queen into an ace" "Hey leader.." "You bring happiness to one and all.." "Hey leader.. you are great.." "You are the one and only leader" "You have come to win over our hearts" "You have come to save our lives" "Come to conquer enemies and win our love" "Kolkata is my favorite ground with new punch" "I am like this place.." "vibrant with energy" "I am like the sweets here which have an amazing taste" "I have sharp looks and seek to demonstrate my might" "I shall showcase my power and youth in everything I do" "Hey leader.." "You are cool and oozing energy" "There is no one to match you" "You are my friend and my investment" "You are the one that all look up to" "My lips have become red due to blushing.." "I am ready to offer myself to you like a betel leaf" "You may twist, turn and do what you like.." "I've come to offer my youth to you" "Kolkata is my favorite ground with new punch" "I am like this place.." "vibrant with energy" "I am like the sweets here which have an amazing taste" "I have sharp looks and seek to demonstrate my might" "I shall showcase my power and youth in everything I do" "O Baby girl.." "come on to dance" " I love my leader" "Serve me your beauty on a platter" " I love my leader" "You are my life and I am your ardent fan" "You have come to bring joy to all" "You are man and I'm your queen" "You have come to conquer our hearts" "You are the ruler of beauty of mine" "I have made you sit on the throne of my shyness" "It is great if you come to my life and rule my world" "It is festival everyday that you embrace me" "Kolkata is my favorite ground with new punch" "I am like this place.." "vibrant with energy" "I am like the sweets here which have an amazing taste" "I have sharp looks and seek to demonstrate my might" "I shall showcase my power and youth in everything I do" "Hey leader.." "You are the one and only leader" "You have come to conquer and rule our hearts" "You have come to save our lives" "You are one without a match" "Rascal!" "You gave away our only proof to that Naayak." "Why did you come back?" "Don't worry, Mr. Rawat." "I'll give you a fantastic idea.." "..with which you can finish both of them together." "What is that?" "I'll tell you." "Hello!" "Naayak!" "I know that you love people." "Come alone to Kolkata Steels in ten minutes." "Otherwise 200 school kids will be blown up in a blast." "Hey!" "Are you searching for the kids?" "Do you want to save them?" "I lied to you that I'll kill the children." "You came here." "This was a plan to kill you." "You can't win even if you kill me." "I'm not Naayak as you think." "I'm Cherry." "Really?" "Then why didn't you say that in court?" "Shut up!" "Should I tell you a small twist?" "You had called up Naayak." "But I answered that call." "Naayak is not my brother." "He is a good man." "You are a bad man." "He should live to kill you." "So, I'm ready to die for him." "You both have turned us into fools." "I will kill you as per your desire." "Sis, where's my phone?" " I don't know." "Naayak, Cherry is dying for you." "Come and save him." "You've just five minutes." "Come!" "One left a while ago." "Now another one is leaving." "Is he Naayak or Cherry?" "How would I know?" " Darn!" "What?" " Sir, I suspect that they'll kill Rawat." "Boss, Naayak is dead." "Yes!" "Naayak is dead!" "He is dead!" "Superb news, boss." "Kill this one as well." "Otherwise people will turn him into Naayak." "That's right." " He'll kill you." "He was burnt to ashes." "You'll be blown to pieces." "Put that bomb jacket on him." "Happy death day!" "He is beating him up brutally." "Doesn't he have any feelings?" "You've only tasted Kolkata punches till date." "Now I'll make you taste Charminar's punches." "Why is he putting the bomb jacket on him?" "Chocolates for us and jacket for him." "Boss!" "Their bodies are moving." "But, of what use will their lives be?" "What happened here?" "Where is Mr. Rawat?" "He was blown off." "What?" " Yes, sir." "Was he a firecracker or something?" "If he was a firecracker, we would've seen the remains." "But there are no remains left of him." "Who did that to him?" " Naayak." "There are two Naayaks now." "Which one of them?" "Actually, the one.." "Shut up!" "You'll fare better if you stop your loose talk." "Or you'll get locked by the CBI." "I don't know anything, sir." "Then what are you doing here?" "I heard we get Puttur oil to heal broken bones." "We came here for that, sir." "Puttur is in Chittoor." "This is Kolkata." "Sir, this fellow is an idiot." "We got into Howrah Express instead of Sarkar Express." "It seems this is Kolkata." "You got me into a train for Kolkata like an idiot." "The Sarkar Express was on platform number.." "Sir, one man was blown to pieces." "The witnesses ran away." "Our witness won't be taken into account." "We'll close the case as it has no evidences." "We'll forget everything and have a drink." "I knew that this case won't get solved." "Yes, Gajalaxmi." "I'm coming." "Jalebi!" " Yes?" "I hope all the twists are done." "Will there be any more twists before we get to Hyderabad?" "What other twists will be there, uncle?" "Only their weddings are left." "Please get me married along with them, sir." "Hey!" "I'll kill you if you talk about your wedding again." "Cherry, you took a big risk that nobody will to save me." "I can never forget you." "Brother, I did it for your loved ones, not for you." "You should be safe." "Okay?" "Thank you." "I heard you gave summons to.." "..vacate Gandhinagar Colony." "That is a government land." "People are not for the government." "Government is for the people."

"Why is there a letter of resignation on my desk?" "I told you." "I got a job offer." "I don't want to hear this again." "Working at a private medical co-op, moving to L.A." "This is not my Addison." "My Addison is a world-class neonatal surgeon." "My Addison lives to cut." "Your Addison would've been promoted to chief of surgery." "So stop "addisoning" me." "I want a change, I need a change, and this is how I'm gonna do it..." "In L.A., at that practice, with those people." " You don't know anything about them." " I know plenty." "My best friend..." "Naomi..." "From med school..." "She's a fertility specialist there, and she's an amazing woman." "Mother just needs a moment to herself." "Her ex-husband Sam is an internist." "You wish you had his people skills." "We can't keep doing this." "I love you." "I do." "We're in this together." "But, we gotta make a change." "Violet is a psychiatrist, and she's incredible..." "Grounded, strong..." "Hello." "Hello?" "Violet..." "you have to stop calling here." "I'm married now." "Cooper, a pediatrician." "One of the best in his field..." "A pro." "Lisa, that..." "Oh, God, I'm sorry." "Lily, right?" "Your name's Lily, right?" "Sorry." "Yeah." "I'm getting a little uncomfortable, if you..." "Lori!" "Lori!" "And Pete, he does alternative medicine." "As a surgeon, I don't believe in that kind of thing, but the man is a healer." "So I know exactly what I'm getting myself into." "You think you're going there and do what?" "Wear jeans, walk on the beach, dance in your underwear?" "Maybe I'll dance naked." "You belong in the O.R." "You'll be back in a month, begging for your job." "No, I won't." "I am changing my life." "Now I can walk away angry, or I can walk away with your blessing." "Either way, Richard, I'm going." "I'll keep your job open as long as I can." "Come here." "Sam?" "Addison?" "What the..." "How did you end up getting the house right next door to me?" "Naomi said that you had the best realtor." "Naomi said?" "Addison, what..." "What are you doing here?" "It's... not like I look bad naked." "A lot of men have enjoyed seeing me naked." "A lot of me..." "Well, not a lot." "I mean..." "Eight." "Well..." "Eleven." "No, here in Los Angeles." "Here." "I..." "Didn't Naomi tell you?" "Tell me what?" "Oceanside wellness group." " Hi." "Dell, right?" "Where's Naomi?" " Yes." " Need to know where Naomi is..." " Mr. Wilson." "You guys can come on back now." " Hey!" " Hi." "You moved in, everything good?" "Yeah, whatever." "Naomi..." "I need to talk to you." "So, uh..." "Hey, Dr. Bennett." "Hi." "I'm putting my boys in a cup." "I'm gonna get Leslie pregnant." "I'm ovulating, finally." "Oh, congratulations." "That's great." "Never done it into a cup before." " Yeah." " Yeah." "That can be kinda..." "Naomi." "Dell, can you take Ken and Leslie back to exam room number one?" "I'm gonna be right with you guys, okay?" "Thanks." " Just in the conference room, please." " All right!" "Don't worry." "Addison." "Hi." "Nice to see you." "Hello." "So..." "What happened to the amicable divorce?" "It's progressive decompensation of repressed rage secondary to feelings of abandonment." "It's shrink talk for Naomi finally getting pissed off that Sam left her." "What are they mad about now?" "Naomi didn't tell Sam that she hired me." "To work here?" "Oh, oh, oh, here he is, all good." "Oh, but..." "Next time you want to hide your vegetables, feed them to the dog." "But you can't shove 'em up your nose." "It's off-limits as a hiding place." "Okay?" "Mommy and daddy are fighting again." " Addison." "Cooper." " Cooper." "Remember me?" "Yeah, I know." "Hi, Cooper." "Pete, hello." "You're back in town." "Yes." "She works here." " Naomi hired her." " You're working here?" "Yeah." "Welcome aboard." "So Naomi didn't tell any of you that I was coming?" "It's a power play." "Naomi's trying to show that she has the power." "Why did Addison take the job anyway?" "Wasn't she some big hotshot in Seattle?" "Is it just me, or did Naomi just run over us with a steamroller?" " Is she crazy?" " Naomi's insane." "I mean Addison." "Is she some kind of crazy person who gets kissed once and decides to change her whole life?" "You kissed Addison?" "Really?" " Focus!" " Focus!" "Look, I know she has the largest chunk of this practice, but we agreed to equal votes." "We are supposed to vote." "Sam, you gotta do something." " Yeah." "What, me?" " This divorce is killing us." "You need to apologize." "Just say you were wrong for walking out so we can get back to being a happy family." "I never..." "I didn't..." "I am not apologizing to her." "She's the one." "Naomi hires Addison and then moves her in right next door to me." " I saw her naked this morning." " You saw her naked?" " She look good naked?" " Focus!" "So I just have to get it in the cup?" "Yeah, just get it in the cup." "I want a kid." "I've always wanted a kid." "But this is just..." "You know, a lot of our clients are nervous." "But just remember, once you have the baby in your arms." " How it got here won't matter." " Eyes on the prize." "Yeah, eyes on the prize." "Oh, okay. 5-cent tour." "Exam rooms..." "Two is for peds, three has the gynie exam table in it." " You and I will share it." " You didn't tell them you hired me." "Oh, they'll get over it." "It's fine." "Scrub sinks are over there." "We contract with the lab downstairs." "Nale, I don't think it's right to them." "To them, I am the interloper." "I don't lope." "I own 55% of the practice." "I made a decision." "They have to live with that decision." " I have to..." " They will get over it." "Here's your birthing suite." "But I deliver babies in a Hospital." "You used to deliver babies in a Hospital." "Now unless it's a C-section, you deliver babies here." "It's very popular with the patients." "Okay." "I guess I should meet my staff." "I don't have a staff." "Okay." "Let me see if I... understand this." "I left a Hospital with a state-of-the-art" " A oBgYN wing and a staff of 60..." " You'll have Dell." " He's studying to be a midwife." " The cute boy who answers the phone?" "Plus you'll have Pete." "Laboring moms love Pete." "The alternative medicine guru?" "Do you know how many babies I deliver a day?" "Well, here you'll be lucky if you deliver one." "One patient the entire day?" "I told you, we do things differently here." "This may be a big city, but this co-op is about practicing small-town medicine." "Every patient is special, every patient gets our full attention." "It's not about surgeries but connecting." "I told you this." "Yeah, I know." "I know." "I just..." "I didn't think it'd be one patient the entire day." "You wanted change." "This is it." "Yeah." "This is it." "Hey, Naomi." "We need to talk to you." " I'm just gonna go some..." " No, stay." "She is staying." "You can't just do this." "You can't bring in her without a vote." "Yeah, this is not..." "This is not a, uh..." " What is that?" " Somebody's getting happy." "No, it's Mr. Wilson giving a sperm deposit." " Get away from the door." " That's a loud deposit." " Go, Mr. Wilson." " You guys are so immature." " It is... definitely different." " Do you think he's always that loud?" "Help!" "Please, come quick." "I was just trying to help him get in the mood." "Now he's not moving." "What's wrong with him?" "His pupil's blown." "He's having a stroke." "All right, he's had three rounds of epi and a 200 lido bolus." "Defib times 5 on scene." "Get out of my way." "Hold C.P.R. How long has he been down?" "Uh, at least 20 minutes." "I'm gonna call it." "What?" "What about those?" "Don't you want the shocky things?" "He's been down too long." "No point to make it a show." "No!" "No!" "Use the shocky things." "I'm sorry." "He's gone." "Time of death... 9:42 am." "No." "We..." "We were gonna have a baby." "He was... he was gonna be a dad." "I..." "I want..." "I want..." "I want his sperm." "He didn't get a chance to make his..." "his donation before he died." "But you can take it from him now." " What?" " I want his sperm." "I want Ken's sperm now!" "I get Naomi's mad..." "Hell hath no fury and all that." "I know the practice needs an obgyn, but since when do we not vote?" " I had sex with this woman last night." " The reason we started this practice is to be in charge of our own destiny." "Very real, you know, internet sex." "But she wanted me to call her mama, but she promised all this really freaky stuff, and I'm talking, like, stuff." "Okay." "Eww." "That's it." "I'm done." " No." "What?" "Why?" " Because you're a sex addict." "Or an internet addict or some kind of freaky addict." "Yeah, you're a stalker." "You're stalking your married ex-boyfriend." "I am not." "I'm..." "Calling him occasionally." " Stalker." " Okay, you know what?" "That's it." "I'm cutting you off, for your own good." "I won't help you anymore." " Oh, come on, stalker." " I'm not a stalker!" "Hey." "I, uh..." "Just wanted to say that I am really sorry about Naomi and the job." "I..." "I got a 911 page." "Do you think there's something wrong with, having sex with a woman who wants you to call her... mama?" " There's a patient for you." " Thank god." "No, not him." "You." "This is Bill Henderson and his daughter Lucy." "This is Dr. Montgomery." "She'll be delivering your baby." "It hurts." "It hurts, doesn't it?" "It's what you get for getting pregnant." "She hid it from me for months, and all of a sudden it's" ""Daddy, I'm in labor."" "How about we get you into the birthing suite?" "Dell, see if we have a chart on Lucy." "Hey, can I get in on this?" "I haven't gotten a lot of field experience for my midwife training." "I need the hours." "How about you just find the chart?" "Ken's sperm..." "You want us to take Ken's sperm right out of..." " Are you sure?" " I'm sure." " I mean, you can do it, right?" " Look here." "You're distressed." "I understand." "Unless you have written consent from the deceased, no way am I gonna let you molest your husband's corpse." "Well..." "Okay, well, let's not use words like,"molest" or "corpse" about her loved one." "And it's her boyfriend, not her husband." "Well, fine." "She wants sperm of a man she has no legal rights to." "That makes it all better." "No." "Okay." "Hey, let's..." "Can we stop..." "Charlotte, right?" "You know my name, Sam." "Don't act like you don't." "I'm chief of staff here, and you know it." "You and I, we..." "We can work on this together." "We can figure this out because I'm a good person, you're a good person." "We..." "I mean we can..." "Right?" "we can..." "Together?" "I did read your book, by the way." " Oh, great." " I took issue with most of it." "See, now I'm on her side." "We want Ken's sperm, or you got a fight on your hands." "That dead man's swimmers are staying exactly where they are." "You got a way to fight me on that, I'd like to see you try." "I'm calling Naomi on you." "Lucy Henderson." "She was my patient till she got pregnant." "No previous medical problems." "It looks good." "Well, the dad is mad as hell." "I could use your help in there." "Oh, Yeah." "No." "That... down there is not my area." "So when the baby comes out, I'd be happy to examine it." "Until then, godspeed." "Give me two secs to grab my kit." "I'll join you." "For?" "If you'd read further in her chart, you'd see she has a holistic birth plan." " Oh, my god." "Are you kidding me?" " Laboring moms love pete." "Hey, listen, um..." "You moving here..." "That didn't have anything to do with me kissing you, did it?" "What?" "It's okay." "It's just that..." "Well, you should know it was just a kiss." "Wait." "You think that I moved here because you kissed me?" "It was a good kiss." "It was an excellent kiss." "But..." "Stop talking." "All right." "I did not move here because you kissed me." "Okay." "You are actually deranged enough to think that I would pick up my entire life and move because of a kiss?" "Let me clear that up for you." "I wouldn't." "Okay." "Shut up." "Just go in there and do your little eastern voodoo thing you do, and let's help that girl have her baby in peace." "What do you expect me to do?" "He was your patient." "My patient's dead." "This is about your patient who wants a dead man's sperm." " Besides, I got mad." " You got mad?" " I got mad." " You got mad?" "Apparently neither one of us can make good decisions when we're mad." "Another doctor in the practice is a very good decision." "We agreed that when we split, we would not let it affect the work." "My work is fine." "In fact, watch me take care of my patient." "Where do you think you're going?" "If the hospital's not gonna touch the body, then I will." "You lay a hand on that man, and I will have you arrested." "I'm not a person who plays games, Naomi." "You know that." "Now please step back." "Okay, now I'm mad." "I told you." "You know, I could help." "You know, with Lucy." " I'm good." " You don't take me seriously." "You think I'm dumb surfer boy." "You think I'm eye candy." "You have no respect for me or my midwifery skills." "I have... total respect for you and your... midwifery skills?" "Is..." "Is that even a word, midwifery?" "It's a word." "It's definitely a word." "Jenny?" "She's been counting the tiles for over an hour." "You know this lady?" "Yes, i do." "What the hell happened to her?" "She had your card in her wallet." "Well, thank you." "Thank you for calling me." "My sister, she's got mental problems." "She's a good person, but she's got mental problems." "That's why I called you before I called the cops." "We don't need the police." "I can handle this." "Can you do it quick?" "She can't stay here like that." "She's obstructing customer flow and if she's dang..." "Look, if you give me some time," "I will take her out of your hair." "Can you do that for me, Paul?" "Can you do that?" " I guess." " Thank you." "You're getting charged by the hour, so you might as well hear me." "Inhale." "Exhale. ooh." "Focus on me." "Exhale." "Deep breaths." "In." "Out." "Good." "Good." "Much better." "My dad, he..." "He's just mad." "I want this baby." "I just..." "I screwed up." "I'm such a screwup." "Hey, lucy..." "Listen..." "Everyone screws up once in a while." "And in this room, you get a free pass." "Okay?" "Okay." "These are ken and leslie's medical records, including ken's signature on a contract with my office regarding his donation." "Now I think that is more than implied." "Live consent is different..." " You're considering this?" " It could be persuasive in a court." "Your patient will sign something indemnifying us against legal action?" "She just wants her baby." "Fine. you do the procedure." "You take possession of the sperm." "Thank you for your help." "Well done." "Very badass." "I know." "Right?" "Get away from me." "It's good." " Are you Dr. Naomi Bennett?" " I am." "You better get that little tramp's claws off my husband's sperm, or I'll sue you and this place so fast, your head will spin." "Who are you?" "I'm Ken Wilson's wife." "Jenny, did something happen to make you feel out of control here in the store?" "We've been working on rage directed toward your husband for leaving you." "Are..." "Are you angry?" "That's okay." "Feel the feelings." "Get angry." "Let's talk about getting angry." "She's not answering." "Yeah, I got that, Paul." "Now what's the deal?" "She, uh, gets upset, so she goes crazy with the counting?" "Well, for many people counting establishes..." "A sense of order." "Oh, my God." "When did my knees turn 80?" "We got knee pads on aisle eight." "Hey, Jenny..." "Can you look up at me?" "Can you... can you look into my eyes?" "Come on, jenny. i know you can do this." "Aah!" "whoa." "Whoa." "Whoa." "Whoa." " You okay?" " Yes, I'm fine." " You sure?" " Yes." "10,168. 10,169." "10,170. 10,171." "10,172. 10,17..." "Just checking to see if you need anything, any help." "We're all good." "Okay, Lucy, you ready to push?" "Please." "Mr. Henderson, your daughter's gonna start pushing now." "Would you like to come and sit by her side?" "For what?" "Why don't you just squeeze my hand, if you need to?" "Okay." " Lucy, you ready?" " Yeah." "Okay, go ahead and push." "Good." "Push." "Good." "Good." "Push." "That's good." "Push." "Stop." "Stop." "She's short of breath with j.V.D." "Wasn't eastern medicine your thing?" "I have a lot of things." "Now she's short of breath with j.V.D." "Do you want to double-check or you gonna trust me?" "The baby's in distress." "Lucy, don't push now, okay?" "Just give me a minute, okay?" "Dr. Montgomery, something's wrong with her." "Lucy?" "Lucy." "Lucy, wake up. lucy, wake up." "Lucy?" "Get her on high-flow oxygen." "Get an ambulance, Dell." " Just holding her hand." " She's having a heart failure." "Ambulance, now!" "Lucy, honey?" "Her mom died... in childbirth." "She died having Lucy." "I'm applying pressure, but the cord is compressed..." " She's gonna be okay, right?" " And lucy's blood is flooding her lungs, and the umbilical cord is cutting off the baby's blood supply." " I just called the ambulance." " How long for an ambulance to get here?" "10 to 20 minutes in traffic." "Addison, we don't have 10 to 20 minutes." " I know." " We're gonna lose her and the baby." "I know." "I thought you might be hungry." "You'll have to pay for it." "That and the ice pack..." "and the flip-flops..." "Thanks." "You okay?" "Yeah." "It's just..." "Look, i know her." "She's been coming to see me for months." "And she's gentle." "Paul!" "Look, I'm sorry, but I don't think..." "I don't think you know exactly how to handle this." "I do know how to handle this." "There has gotta be something here that I'm not seeing, she's not telling me." "No offense, but if she's not telling her shrink things, then you must not be very good at your job." "You know what?" "Patients hold things in." "They hold things in for years." " What's up?" " Just do..." "Do not touch her." " I'm sorry, Violet." " Paul, think of your sister." "Please." " I'm working here, Cooper." " Really?" "It looks like you're shopping." "It's a joke." "Dell told me you were here." "I just thought I'd come by, see if you needed any help." "No, I don't need any help, okay?" "And you know what?" "This..." "you got in your car, you drove all the way down here to see if i was still mad at you?" "Who is the stalker now?" "Let's just all settle down." "I'm sorry." "I gotta let 'em take her." "If she gets violent with you again..." "Violent?" "She got violent with you?" " Come..." "Just..." "Your pupils..." " Not now, Cooper." "This is a psychiatric emergency." "I can handle this." "I can stabilize her." "Just give me a minute and give me backup if i need it." "I just feel..." "If i knew how it started or where she was when it happened..." "So..." "How do you figure out how it started?" "You..." "You have security cameras, don't you?" "He told me he wanted to find himself turns out he wanted to find me, only 15 years younger and half as smart." "Any idea what that's like?" "I think I can imagine." "Like i don't feel my age, i don't feel scared?" "Only I feel it alone while he's yanking in a cup for some chick he met hiking in sedona." "Maria, i-i know this is unfair." "i understand, believe me." "You know, i was with him 17 years." "Maria, ken really wanted leslie to have his baby." "And leslie wants leslie to have ken's money." "I don't think that she would do that." "I didn't think my husband would dump me." "So there you go." "If you want protection..." "Legal protection..." "I think that leslie would agree to whatever you ask." "I don't want protection." "i want ken's sperm." "What?" "For myself." "Now we'll see who ends up alone, right?" "Where the hell is the ambulance?" " Addison, you have to make a choice." " What do you mean, make a choice?" "If i wait any longer for the ambulance, i could lose them both." "Or i could get the baby out and maybe save them." "Save them, of course." "Maybe." "Maybe save them." "Dell, glove up." "I need you to decompress the cord." "Come here." " Like this?" " Yes, that's good." "Steady pressure." "Okay." "I need to be in a hospital." "There's no way i can perform a c-section here." "It's not sterile." "I don't have any surgical equipment..." "Addison..." "No extra blood and an epidural would take way too long to take effect." "Addison, she's a heathly 17 years old." "No one could have foreseen this issue." "Do you know what happens to a person when a scalpel slices into them without anesthesia?" " Addison, I..." " Shut up!" "I am trying to talk myself into this, and i cannot do it when you keep addisoning me." "So just... hold on." "Okay." "Pete, take over for Dell." "Dell, go find a surgical tray from somewhere." "She's gonna feel every slice, but we have to try." "I'm going to scrub in and find sterile drapes." "We have a local anesthetic, right?" "That will help with the pain." " Stop Addisoning me." " I can treat her so she won't feel any pain." "The cameras show her on this aisle." "She stopped." "Next thing, she's looking at the floor." "Maybe some kind of camping accident?" "Something traumatic?" "or may..." "Maybe, you know, this guy, uh, he works here," "He told me that marshmallow gets so hot it sticks like napalm." "That's not that bad, i guess." "Not bad enough for tile counting." "They had a house at the lake." "I've stimulated the needles." "Lidocaine's in." "Her pain receptors are blocked." "She's ready." "Are you sure she's not gonna feel anything?" " I'm sure." " If she wakes up screaming in pain..." "I'm sure." "I'm very good at what i do." "Are you really, really, really sure?" "Trust me." "Okay." "Here we go." "I'm gonna cut on three." "One..." "Two..." "Three..." "Okay, okay." "Okay." "Did i or did i not say trust me?" "You did." "And I do..." "Now." "That was good." "It was good?" "There's no time to celebrate." "We have to move fast." "Both mom and baby are still in danger." "She can't just swoop in and take it." "She was divorcing Ken's sperm." "She was with Ken for 17 years, for God sake." "I thought we were on Leslie's side." " You would." " She's your patient." "You know, a marriage should count for something." "And it doesn't." "He just moved on." "Oh, come on." "Could we please not make this about us right now?" "I'm talking about ken. he bailed, she got nothing." "He died." "All things considered, I'd rather be her." "You wanna be the one people feel sorry for?" " The one who got left?" " I didn't..." "Don't you think for one moment that I have been taking any of this lightly." "Oh, no." "You walked out." "I did not walk out." "I said I was unhappy, that I was questioning." "And instead of trying, instead of working on it, you just shut the door." "You weren't in love anymore." "Now how are we supposed to work on that?" "I never said that." "I am not an idiot." "I knew exactly what you were saying." "So then you fight." "You have some passion about the thing." "I wanted to see you fight... just once..." "For us." "Naomi, I'm sorry..." "Profoundly... for hurting you." "But you're fooling yourself if you think you're the only one who got left." "What are we looking for?" "Stop talking so i can think." "Something in the ad..." "That's what triggered her." "Did you have a boy?" "Jenny, did you have a son that we haven't talked about?" "Did something happen to him?" "Jenny..." "Did he..." "Did..." "Did you lose your son?" "did he pass away?" "You're gonna make me lose my place!" "25,136." "25,137. 25..." " He died." " One." "Two. three." "One." "Two." "Three." "One." "Two." "Three." "Four." "one." "Two." "Three." "Four." "One." "Two." "Three." "Four." "one." "Two." "Three..." "If you really want Ken's sperm, you can fight it out." "You probably have more rights than Leslie." "But with all the legal wrangling, most likely 24 hours will pass, Ken won't be viable..." "Nobody gets anything." "Okay." "Let's do that." "You honestly never thought about it in all those years, leaving him?" "Nothing's perfect." "But I made my peace." "Yeah, I did, too." "At least i thought I did." "I yelled at him so much..." "Last time I saw him." "God." "Maria..." "At some point, you have to let him go." "Oh, okay." "Oh, it's a girl. come on, baby." "You want to come hold your granddaughter?" "Welcome, little girl." "She looks just like Lucy." " She's in V-tach." " I'm on it." "I've gotta close." "If she has any chance, I have to close." "Charging to 200. clear." " Again. 300." " The paramedics are here." "They're bringing in a stretcher." " No!" " Clear." "We've got an open body cavity in a barely sterile environment." "Do not let them cross the threshold until i say so." " Understand?" " Got it." " How are you doing there, Pete?" " I'm kicking ass and taking names." "You?" "Ass kicking and name taking are on my résumé." "Charging to 360." "Clear." "Start her on a lidocaine drip, 2 migs per minute." "0-2 at 10 liters. hey there." "Did I have the baby?" "Yes, you did." "Is my dad... is he mad?" "No, your dad is not mad at you." "Thank you..." "For..." "Thank you." "Well, that was..." "Pretty cool." "Oh." "Dell." "Good work in there." "I didn't come down here because you kissed me." " Okay." " I didn't." " Okay." " I need you to say it." "You did not move down here because I kissed you." "You so moved down here because I kissed you." "I heard that." "Uh, Maria's gonna let Leslie have it." "We can do the extraction on Ken." "What'd you say?" "Just that it was time..." "To let him go." "Good." "That's, uh, that's good." "Okay." "Oh, and my book..." "Was brilliant." "His name was Will." "Hey, Paul, do you think you could clear out this area, just for a little while... for Jenny?" "Yeah. i could do that for Jenny." "Hey, Jenny." "This is... this is Dr. Freedman." "He's a... he's a pediatrician." "And he's my friend." "Hi." "I have Will's file here." "It says he was suffering from double vision when you brought him in." "He was 10." "Diagnosed with a brain em glioma." "Is that something they could've caught earlier?" "No, they got it early." "But because of the location of the tumor in the brain, it was inoperable." "So will started chemo and radiation, and the tumor responded at first." "But then..." "Will developed kidney failure." "Well, that happens with chemo a lot." "At that point, you and your husband decided to stop treatment." "Is that right, Jenny?" "574. 575. 576..." "Making that choice..." "A lot of people aren't strong enough to do that." "These tumors don't quit." "Treatment makes kids so sick they can't do anything." "And then you didn't come back to the hospital for a few months." "Did you go away..." "To the lake?" "We all went together." "That's what i would've done, exactly." "When you came back to the hospital, Will was having trouble speaking..." "But his spirits were high." "His spirits were good." " Sounds like he was a great kid." " Yes, it does." "And then?" "He went into a coma." "They made him comfortable." "Made sure everyone had a chance to say good-bye." "And on the 16th at 5:13 am..." "They took him off the machines." "And..." "It says you held him and..." "He breathed on his own for over four hours." "That was hard..." "Holding him like that..." "For all that time." "Will..." "He had the most aggressive kind of brain cancer that a kid can have." "You didn't make it happen." "And there's no cure..." "Only the choice in how you're gonna ride it out." "You did everything a great mom could do." "No matter how you second-guess yourself, or what your head tells you, you didn't let your son down." "You did not let your son down." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "My baby." "Bye, honey." "Thank you." " She's all right?" " Yeah, she's gonna be all right." "My assistant." "Yeah..." "I was." " Don't forget to..." " Yeah." "I'll pay for the stuff, Paul." "Thanks..." " For coming down." " I'm a better person than you are." "The thing is, Cooper..." "Okay, the thing is that..." " I am kind of a stalker." " I know." "Why didn't you tell them i was coming?" "Truth." "All right, fine." "I need you here." "I need you here..." "Because i'm..." "Tired and i'm lonely, and my best friend divorced me, and i have no one." "I need you here to be my someone." "Okay." "We want to see you in the conference room..." "If that's okay..." "I mean now." "We're a team." "We're partners, Naomi." "You can't just bring somebody in." "Without asking us." "We're a democracy." "We vote." " We vote or it doesn't happen." " You're right." "We should've voted." "I was wrong." "Good." "Okay, let's vote." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Hold on a minute." "I have been working here less than 24 hours, and in that time I discovered that I not welcome here." "I learned I am a one-man gynie show, and I performed crazy MacGyver surgery," "And..." "Sam saw my booty." "So..." "This has not been a great day for me." "This day kind of sucked." "But you know what?" "I had one patient..." "One patient the entire day..." "And I loved it." "So you want me gone?" "Too bad." "I'm in." "I'm putting my foot down." "My foot's down." "It's down." "I'm not going anywhere." "So..." "Yeah." "I thought I..." "I thought I had a big finish but..." "I don't." "So..." "I'm done." "No, no." "I do have a big finish." "If I hadn't been here today, if you'd had someone else, that girl would've died delivering her baby." "I saved her life." "I saved your asses." "I'm a world-class neonatal surgeon." "And I'm here to stay." "Welcome to the new Oceanside Wellness." "That's why I didn't tell you she was coming." "Synchro :" "Kowaio"

"Quiet." "Listen." "Listen!" "Shit, this is scary." "Oh, my God." "Jesus Christ!" " They've gone." "Let's go." " No." "Listen." "Listen." " They are coming back down." " Oh, God." "Steckler." "Steckler." " It's him!" "It's him!" " Who?" " Oh, my God." " What?" "What is he doing in this country?" "Oh, Steckler, why don't you talk to me?" "I know you are out there, Steckler." "Steckler, what's going on?" "You have stolen something from us, Steckler." "I've come a long way to get it back." "Return it and we will be good friends again." "Jawohl, Steckler?" "Oh, by the way, Steckler, that first little sale that you arranged we had to cancel that." "That lovely agent from the German government was very upset with you when you double-crossed him." "I think he would have killed you so we killed him instead." "We cut off his head." "Oh, God!" "Steckler." "Pull over." "We'll chew the fat a little." "Oh, God!" "What are you doing?" "No." "No!" "Nein!" " That's it." "Come on." " Halt!" "Steckler!" "Halt!" "Oh." "Oh, no." "Oh, no." "No." "No!" "Please!" "Come on, come on, come on!" "Shut up, you sex fiends!" " Ma'am, what do you want us to do?" " Arrest them." "You're the Vice Squad." " Ma'am, what do you want us to do?" " Arrest them." "You're the Vice Squad." "It's not against the law." "You horse!" "You big horse!" "Oh!" "You moose!" "Oh!" "You elephant!" "She's got the Wild Kingdom in there." " What are you gonna do?" " I think we ought to sell tickets." "Hey, hey, are you guys cops?" "Are you gonna do something about Mae West and Harry Reems in there?" "Every night, humpety-hump, sloshety-slosh." "I feel like I'm living in a Pussycat Theatre." "Stuff a sock in it, you degenerate!" "Jesus Christ, every fucking night!" "Goddamn." "Change coats with me." "Get away from that door." "You'll catch something." "Sir, I'm Dr. Ballsup from the District of Columbia Health Department." "This is a spot check, sir." "Hi." "I'm Dr. Ballsup from the Health Department." "You're wearing a condom at this time, are you not?" "Condom?" "Well, no." "I left it home on the dresser." "Oh, well, we've heard that before." "I'm afraid I'll have to cite you under D.C. Statute 3086942-64." " Is this a joke?" " No, ma'am." "Safe sex in the '80s is no joke." "Officer Delaney, you have any of those indiscriminate-copulation citation forms?" "You know, I'm fresh out." " Well, it has been a busy week..." " Did we use the...?" "The orgy, yes." "Come on, fellas, give me a break." "My wife lost her job." "My kid's been sick." "Sir, have you ever been cited for D.C. Ordinance 9..." " 30869..." " Nine 42-64?" "No, sirs." "Never." "Swear to God." "Look, I always carry one in my wallet." "I just used the last one." "See, there's the indentation." " He is correct about the indentation." " I see." " Why don't you give him a break?" " Okay." "Well, since we don't have the proper forms and this is your first offence I'll let you off with a warning." "But I'm gonna ask you to cease and desist until such time as you have obtained another condom." "Now, please, sir, let's all practice safe sex, shall we?" "It's for your safety as well as for ours." "Have a nice night." "Keep your nose clean." "Stern, you're crazier than they said you were." "Hey, Stern, wait up." "I got a message from the captain." "Send a singing telegram." "Well, well, MacArthur Stern, supercop." "How's things out on the sleaze patrol?" "Boy, the gaudier the cop, the snappier the patter." "What's on your mind, Weskit, besides stale material?" "You know what you guys ought to do?" "Every time you bust a whore you ought to paint a little tit on the side of your car to keep score." "Oh, Weskit, I don't want to use the five points of IQ it would take to have a battle of wits with you." "What the hell do you want?" "Captain's bringing you back to Homicide." "Got a briefing in the morning at 8 a.m." "The porno murders." "Yeah, you being an expert in the field." "I give you three days, and then you're back in the toilet." "Who am I partnered with?" "Anybody I know?" "You kidding?" "Nobody you know will work with you." "You're gonna love this guy." "What's so funny?" "So this is the old Woody you were always working on." "It's beautiful." "Looks like a diner I used to eat in." "Hey." "Do you know what this car represents?" "Hey, what do you think, I'm ignorant?" "I read that psychology crap." " It represents your dick." " What?" "That's right." "An automobile represents a man's dick." "It's an extension of your penis." "This Woody represents what you want your dick to be." "Actually, I think you're flattering yourself." "You ought to be driving a compact." "Hyundai or something like that." "You're disgusting, Weskit." "This doesn't represent my dick." "It represents order." " Order?" " That's right, order." "When I slide this key into that ignition and I hear that engine purr I know there's order in the universe." "There's continuity." "There's a continuum." "Do you know what I mean?" "That's some deep shit, Stern." "I give you two days." "Maybe one." "One day." "One day." "You should write a book, Weskit." "Me and My Lobotomy." "All right, all right." "Ellis!" "Ellis!" "I just talked to the captain." "He said if you're ready, he is." " Are you ready, Ellis?" " You're the doctor." "Clinically, I think you're ready." "I want to know what you feel." "I'm as sane as most people." "You'll have to face violence again." "If you're going into police work, you know that." "I know." "We discussed that." "We dealt with it." "If I have to, I have to." "And I will." "Just don't be afraid to fail." "Failure and recovery is the natural order of things." "Don't worry about me, Father." "I'll be fine." "I haven't had a fragmentary episode in months." "You're right." "Absolutely." "You're the sanest person I know." "Actually, that's not very encouraging coming from you." "You're a psychiatrist." "Everyone you know is crazy." "Or celibate." "Come on." "I'll help you pack." "MacArthur Stern?" "Yeah." "Capt. Doggett sent us out to get you." "Oh." "I oversleep a little and they send the cops on me." "There's been another killing." " And they want us to go there now, right?" " That's what the captain says." "Nice place." "Decorate it yourself?" "Fuck you." "Goddamn it, it's hot." "It must be 110 out here." " Hey, Mac." "How you been?" " Hey." "Remember Camus?" "Yeah." "How's Claire?" " Claire?" "Claire's a born-again Christian." " Go on." "She's a Catholic." "Every time I go see my son, calls me the Antichrist and hides under the bed." "Oh." "Over here." "What's going on here?" " What the hell you got there, Stern?" " What, this?" "This is a cat." "Gonna track the killers with it?" "Most people use dogs." "Come on, Weskit, we know it's a cat." "That's really funny, Weskit." "I had a fire in my apartment this morning." "I didn't want to leave him in the car, so I..." "What do you got here?" "Male, Caucasian, teeth extracted, fingerprints zapped." "Here's where they pulled the boat in to dump the body." "Must have been pretty big, from the size of the hole." "Over at Quiller's Boatyard, I've got two more bodies." "Counting four from the other night, that makes seven." "Wow." "What's with this guy?" "Who is he?" "That man possesses the keenest analytical mind I've ever seen, bar none." "Hey, Ellis, how you feeling?" "Come on, pal." "I want you to meet somebody." "I want you to meet your new partner." "Ellis Fielding, Mac Stern." "People just don't like you, Stern." "Let's get out of here." "We're going to the boatyard." "Wrap it up here, Weskit." " Yeah, you love me, don't you baby?" " Okay, okay, let's go." "Get him in a bag." "It's inspiring to see a great analytical mind at work." "Just wait." "Just wait." "Tell him to slow down, will you?" "I want to take some notes." "Go on, make cracks." "What's he doing now?" "Hey, hey, somebody call a cop." "What?" "Jesus Christ, another one." "A gorilla was murdered?" "A guy in a gorilla suit was murdered at the Hookers' Ball about a mile downriver." " That explains the costumes." " Okay, captain." " You find something?" " It's pretty clear, sir." "Let's hear it." "Well, okay." "It happened approximately like this." "That launch there was being pursued by another, probably larger, powerboat." "The launch came up out of the water at high speed sailed through all this debris here and then, before final impact, two victims were thrown clear." "Then when the launch finally came to rest, two other gentlemen one dressed as the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland and the other, probably dressed as the Mad Hatter jumped out of the boat and ran." "Then someone in the powerboat on the water opened fire." "And over the fence went the Queen of Hearts." "Oh, boy, the Queen of Hearts." "Good." "Now we'll finally find out who painted the roses red, won't we?" "Now, at this point, all the men in the powerboat came ashore." "Someone killed the rabbit right here, where the body was found." "Then two men chased the fat man dressed as the Queen of Hearts but he got away." "Someone tormented the German gentleman dressed as the Cheshire Cat." "He taunted him from here all the way over to here, then shot him." "Here, where the body was found." "That's as detailed as I can be with cursory examination." "It's reasonably accurate." "I could answer questions now if you want." "Do you want them one at a time or all together?" " Oh, give them to me all at once." " Okay." "How do you know the gunfire came from this alleged powerboat?" "How do you know anybody escaped, let alone two people?" "How do you know one guy was dressed as the Queen of Hearts?" "How do you know he was overweight?" "How do you know this guy was German?" "How do you know that he was tormented?" "Finally, how do you know any of this shit?" "Physical evidence." "Look at all these hits around here I've marked with the yellow pegs and up on the doors." " That could have come from the shore." " No." "Why?" "I pulled all kinds of.30 caliber slugs and shells out of here." "You've gotta admit that's weird ordnance for an amateur." "I figure the guy must have been a pro." "Look at the door." "Looks like the Dow Jones Industrial Average." "No professional marksman is that inaccurate, indicating the firing began when the boat was bobbing in the water, hence the erratic pattern of fire." "How do you know the guy dressed as the Queen of Hearts was fat?" "I found this scrap of costume here on the fence indicating whoever wore it got over the fence." "Look, you see this flower?" "See?" "This flower." "See?" "It's a rose." "See the rose?" "It's a rose worn by the Queen of Hearts." "See?" "Everybody knows her eye." "See, there's her eye." "So if we project just how large this card might have been on a costume we can conclude that the man who wore it was of great bulk." "That's why I figure there were two men." "The guy who wore this was probably too huge to get over the fence without help." "Pray continue." "I know this man was tormented because he's got a broken leg with the tibia protruding through." "It would have been agonizing for him to move at all much less crawl the 30 feet he was forced to." " How do you know he's German?" " That's the neatest of all." "The killers were very meticulous in removing all identifying objects." "Details." "They overlooked one thing." "Look closely." "You see, he's had his leg broken before." "Probably snapped it skiing." "At least that's what it looks like." "Joe, give me what we extracted." "We pulled out this surgical repair pin." "You can read:" "A West German domestic medical supply company." " They were clumsy in overlooking this." " Those morons." "He might have been another nationality and just had his leg broken and set in Germany, but there is corroboration." " What do you see?" " A crotch." "I don't much like it." " The shorts, though." " Yeah?" "There's no fly." "No pee-pee hole." "No opening, you know, European-style." "That's it in a nutshell." "Detective Stern, I was most impressed by your recall of detail in your querying of my account." "You've a very adequate mind." "Well, thank you very much." "I'll go see how they're doing on the other bodies, especially the headless one." "Oh, right, Ellis, right." "Hey, great work, great work." " How you doing?" " I'm fine." " Thanks for the chance, Uncle Del." " Well, that's great, that's great." " I gotta talk to Mac for a minute." " Okay." " Check the registration on that launch." " Hey, this guy is sharp." "Oh, yeah?" "There's something wrong with that dude." "You know your problem, Mac?" "You have no charity." "Hey, what is this, "Doo-doo on Mac" week?" "My training's in forensics, ballistics, police science." "John Jay College, '74-'79." "Would you mind turning that off, please?" "It disrupts my energy patterns." "Well, we can't have that, can we?" "Forensics?" "I guess that's where you developed your observational powers." " Hold the wheel for a second, will you?" " What?" "Hold this for a second." "I gotta do this." "Mr. Stern." "What are you going to do with that?" "What do you think I'm going to do with it, kid?" "I'm gonna roll a cigarette then I'm gonna smoke it." "I bet you don't like cigarettes, do you?" " Give off bad vibes?" " No, they make my eyes burn and my lungs hurt." " I see." "So do you mind?" "It's a nasty habit anyway." "So you've been in Narcotics all this time?" "No, actually I've been on sick leave for much of the last two years." "What's wrong?" "Is this a cat?" "No, that's a giraffe." "Of course it's a cat." "Why?" "Will your cat always be coming on assignments with us?" "No, my cat almost never will be with us on assignments." "Just very special ones." "Actually, I had to leave my apartment this morning on short notice." "I'm allergic to cats." "Would you mind if I cover him up?" "No, Ellis, go ahead." "Cover up my cat." "I'll bet you're allergic to a lot of things, aren't you?" " I'm annoying you, aren't I?" " Just a teensy little bit, really..." "Anything else about me that annoys you?" "Anything at all?" " No." " No?" " Come on, there must be one little thing." " No, no, nothing." "Really?" "Let's be frank now." "My driving." "What about my driving?" "Since you mentioned it, could you possibly drive a bit slower?" "I always annoy people." "I don't mean to." "Is there anything else about me that I need to improve?" " Anything at all?" " No, sir." "Absolutely nothing." "I'm gonna drive now." "Real slow." " Okay." " Okay?" "Hi, Rachel." "Hey, come here, you little son of a bitch!" "Goddamn it!" "Hi, Rachel." "Hey, come here, you little son of a bitch!" "Goddamn it!" " I'll meet you in the morgue." " All right." "Get him out of here." "He's slobbering all over my desk." " Rachel." " Mac." "Like your slacks." "Are they tailored?" "First day back, starting with that sexist stuff again?" "Hey, let's put it this way, I'd rather be sexist than racist." "You're not sexist, you're just crude." "Oh, poor baby." "Having a bad day?" "Having a terrible day." "Say something nice to me, will you?" "You have very strong-looking thighs for a white man." "I like that, yeah." "Hey, would you be honest with me?" "Am I selfish and self-centered?" "No, but I have figured out what's wrong with you." "Wait a minute." "Was there a recent symposium?" "Everybody on the planet get together and discuss what's wrong with Mac Stern?" "I was just gonna say you need a good woman." " Oh, yeah?" " Yeah." " You want to live with me?" " I hear you don't live anywhere." "Well, that's true." "Well, what about my cat living with you?" "Just till I find a place." " Okay, Mac." "What's his name?" " Camus." " Camus?" "He's not suicidal, is he?" " That's good." "Oh, wait a minute." "Captain said to tell you they've identified the owner of the boat those guys were killed in." "Harry Gutterman." "Harry "The Hippo." Porno dealer." "Gutterman?" "What is that, his stage name?" "He owns a little S M club down in the industrial district." "Captain said to be sure you take note, the guy weighs 350 pounds." "What's that mean?" "Queen of Hearts." " Son of a gun." "Queen of Hearts." " Queen of Hearts." "S M club?" "Like sadism and masochism?" "Yeah, you know, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours." "Only real hard." "I can't go into a club like that." "We're not gonna join, we're just gonna question a witness." "Well, I know, but..." "You know, it's not that I'm a Trudy Prudy or anything." " What?" "What is it?" " It's that whole concept of pain and..." "Look, it's part of the job, kid." "I know." "I know." "Don't get me wrong, okay?" "But did you ever stop to think that maybe you're not ideally suited for police work?" " Yeah." " Yeah?" " Lots of times." " Look." "If anybody is rude to you you just tell your old Uncle Mac, and I'm gonna give them such a smack." " Okay, thanks." " Okay." "Look at this." "A subculture based on pain and degradation." "I'm not a prude." "I don't think it's disgusting." "I think it's stupid." "Can I help you?" "Yeah, you can." "Get us a couple of Shirley Temples, would you?" " Shirley Temples?" " Yeah." "You know, it's that red fizzy shit in a tall glass got a cherry and a couple straws in it." " On your way." "This is a private club." " He's right." "Come on." " No, wait a minute." "That's unconstitutional, not to mention impolite." "I came here to see Mr. Gutterman." "You fix that drink for me or I'll..." " No drinks without a membership card." " What is this?" "Here's my membership card." "Lets me go anyplace I want to go." "Right now, I want to go through that green door to see the place where you guys take those cigarette butts and put them out in your navels." "Fake badges are cheap." "Show it again." "Hey, you!" "Hold it!" "Hold it!" "Hold it!" "Get out..." "Hey!" "Ellis!" "What are you doing?" "Give me a hand here, would you?" "Come on, Ellis!" " Ellis!" " I just can't deal with the violence." "Now you tell me!" "Excuse me for a minute." "Please, everyone!" "Please, quiet, please!" "Would you, please?" "Hello, how are you?" "Albert Glendenning." "How are you?" "Albert..." "Please!" "Please!" "Thank you very much." "I'm Albert Glendenning." "I'm your director of sports and recreation today." "And we're going to learn how to box the correct way." "Now..." "Put them up!" "Put them up!" "Come on." "I'll fight you with one hand tied behind my back." "Come on." "Who's next?" "Who's next?" "Come on, come on, come on." "I'll fight you with my eyes closed." " I don't really know this guy." " You nervous?" " Come on..." " Look what we have here, boys." "A really big pussy." "You gotta ask yourself one question:" "Do you feel lucky, punk?" "Do you?" "Do you?" "Out of the West, through a cloud of dust, with a hearty "Hi-yo, Silver!" rides the Lone Ranger with his faithful Indian companion, Tonto." "Hi-yo, Silver!" "Hold it!" "Hold it." "Get up there." "Come on." "Spread them, come on." "Spread them." "Get up." "Come on, get up." "Spread them." "Hold it right there, butterball." "Come on, get over there." "Hey!" "Nothing doing." "Get back in line." "Come on." "Everybody get back." "Party's over." "Come on." "Jesus, Joseph, Mary and all the saints." "Ellis, are you all right?" "Was I...?" "Did I...?" "Oh, no." "Yeah." "Yeah, I'm fine, Mac." " Yeah." " What the hell were you doing out there?" "A diversionary tactic." "You know, the old Iroquois shaman trick where you make them think you're crazy, throw them off guard." "Worked like a charm." "Didn't it?" "Where'd you learn that, John Jay College?" "Well, graduate studies." "After." "Call the precinct, get some help." "Sure, Mac." "All right, Metropolitan Police." "Clear the way here." "Don't move or I'll shoot." "You move, I swear to God, I'll blow your brains out." "You moved!" "Didn't you hear what I said?" "What are you, deaf, or what?" "Don't you see this?" "You wanna get hurt?" " Are you guys really cops?" " I am." "I don't know what the hell he is." "Shit, I can't tell the good guys from the bad guys." "The only time I'm gonna feel safe is if I shoot everybody." "I'm a nervous wreck." "I'm so sorry I looked at it." "Why did I look at it?" "Because I'm a schmuck, that's why." "If you're a cop, I demand protection." "You hear?" "I want protection." "Don't you understand they're crazy?" "They're killing everybody who saw it." "Everybody!" "You testify, we'll put you in a witness protection program." " Oh, really?" " Will you calm down?" "What'd you see?" " A movie." " A movie?" "!" "Yes, a movie." "A porno movie, that's all." "Triple-X stuff." "Only this one starred guess who?" "Hitler and a couple Nazi guys." "You're kidding." "You saw this with your own eyes?" "We all saw it." "Except this movie has no repeat business." " What are you talking about?" " Everybody who saw the movie is dead except for me and Steckler." " Steckler?" "Who's Steckler?" "Steckler is the Kraut who stole the film and was trying to hawk it." "The other German guy, the Cheshire Cat?" "Muller." "He's a porno dealer from Stuttgart." "He's the guy who brought Steckler over to meet us." " Hey, Mac..." " Ellis, shush, will you?" "I'm trying to get information." "What's a film like this worth?" "Major bucks." "A collector would pay almost anything for a copy of it." "Yeah, a bunch of dead Nazis screwing." "Yeah, I'd pay..." "No, it's not just a skin flick." "There's historical stuff in it too." "Could we get out of here?" "They may be following us." " Mac, excuse me..." " Please, I'm trying to get information..." " Yeah, do you mind?" " This guy Steckler, he barely knew you." " Why'd he want to save you?" " You've gotta look!" "Jesus." " I'm glad you put on the brakes, Mac." " Let me out." "So am I." "Somebody want..." "Must want Gutterman pretty bad." " We got trouble." "We got trouble." " Who are these guys?" "What's that?" "I brought this from a guy at an antique store." "He swore to me it would work." "Come on, Toto." "If I get killed, I'm gonna go back and kick his butt." "Get out of the way!" "I'll get you, my little pretty." "And your little dog too." "I want those ruby slippers." "What are you doing, playing leapfrog?" " Come on, put them up." "Put them up." " Get out of there, Hondo!" "Oh, my God." "What?" "!" "You call this protection?" "!" " Oh, God." " Give me some fire!" "Come on!" " Do I have to?" " Yeah!" " What were you doing in the street?" " Another diversionary tactic." " Can you drive?" " Yeah." "Drive?" "You're gonna follow them?" "Are you guys crazy?" "Oh, shit." " Come on, Ellis." " Your turn signal doesn't work." "Are you bullshitting me?" "Come on!" "Don't curse when I'm driving." "It's very distracting." "Ellis, this is not driver's ed." "Step on the gas!" "A courteous driver is a safe driver, Mac." "This is an authorized police pursuit, you understand me?" "This is cops-and-robbers time." "Cops and robbers!" "Cops and robbers, Ellis." "Cops and robbers!" " Oh, shit!" " Slow down!" " What's he doing?" " I don't know." "Mr. Sulu, set a course for the Klingon battle fleet." "Prepare photon torpedoes and phasers for full engagement." " Mr. Scott, damage report." " No, no, no damage report." " You're not Capt. Kirk." " You're right." "I'm not Kirk." " Slow down." "You're gonna kill us!" " I'm Scott in engineering." "We'll never get those reactors back to full power before we engage the enemy." " Oh, jeez." " You're not Mr. Scott." "I'm Bones." "Bones!" "The ship's medic." " Do something!" " What do you want me to do?" "I'm Mr. Spock." "Capt. Kirk, I relieve you of your command." "That's what you call doing something?" "Playing Mr. Spock?" "!" "Hey!" "All my stuff went..." "Oh, Jesus!" "Hey, bad guys!" "Wait a minute." "Oh, not my car!" "Look what you're doing to my car!" "Welcome to the NASCAR driving school." "Anybody can learn to drive a stock car with our patented technique of teaching." "The wall!" "Look out!" "Yellow flag on the track." "Yellow flag." "No, no!" "Not the other side of my car!" "Starting time:271." "We're traveling at hyperphase velocity to planet Kirilon." " Mr. Sulu, warp speed." " Warp..." "No!" "No!" "No!" "Not warp speed!" "Mr. Scott, damage report." "What's going on, captain?" "I can't get any power to this reactor." "What in blue blazes happened?" "The Enterprise is sagging like a limp pud." " Put your hands on that wheel, clown!" " Hi, boys." "I'm Ricky Rudd." "Totalled!" "Ruined!" "The engine, the body, even the damn ashtray!" "I put hundreds of man-hours and thousands of dollars into that machine." "And that's a dream that died!" "It just died!" " Take it easy, will you?" " Take it easy?" "I just did the Firecracker 400 with Ricky Rudd, Rusty Wallace Capt. Kirk and Cmdr. Spock!" "I'm sorry, Mac." "I thought he was ready." "Yeah, he's ready all right." "For a nut house someplace." "Hey, Del, the good news is that he qualified for a group rate." "Goddamn it, will you shut up?" "!" "Now sit down and listen to me, will you, please?" "You owe me that, at least." "All right." "I owe you that." "This is not going to be easy." "Oh, Jesus." "All right." "All right, here it is, straight out." " Ellis is my nephew." " Oh, God." " Yeah, I thought you'd like that one." " Del." "That's a good one." "He always wanted to be a cop, but he simply wasn't cut out for it." "But he wouldn't let go of it." "All the time:" ""I wanna be a cop, Del." "Everybody in the family is a cop, Del." "I wanna be a cop."" "So I felt sorry for him and gave him a break." "So I put him in Narcotics." "Hey, he was mind-blowing, Mac." "Kid was a natural, a goddamned genius." "He went undercover." "Got picked up by a couple of Colombians." "You know those bastards." "Before they're through with you, killing you is a favor." "They tortured that kid, Mac, for two days solid and left him for dead." "You should see the scars." "And that's when this personality-disorder business started." "It was wild." "I mean, it scared the shit out of me." "He started imitating people." "Armando." "Armando was the man who tortured him." "He acted out the whole thing." "Then he came up with this crazy English guy." "Then more came out." "A cast of thousands." " It was unbelievable." " I've seen it." "I've seen it." "So he was institutionalized for a year with the brothers." " The brothers?" " Benedictine monks." "They looked after him." "They think now he's ready." "Well, obviously he's not." "Come on, Mac." "Give the kid a break, will you?" "He can't get it together all at once." "He's gonna have a few draw..." "Don't fuck with me, Mac." "I owe that kid, and you owe me." "If it wasn't for me, it might very well be you up there with those brothers." "Well, that's true." "So if I don't take the kid, you're gonna give me Weskit, huh?" "Have to, pal." "He's the senior man." "Your nephew?" "This guy we found in the marsh was a agent of the German government?" "Not only that." "Steckler, the guy with the film?" "Guess who pays his salary?" " Who?" " Kurt Von Metz." "The one running for chancellor of Germany?" " Same guy." " You're kidding." "Steckler was his personal secretary." "Interesting, all the German connections, huh?" "Fielding." "So we got a German agent, a porno king." "Now Von Metz." "That's a load of sauerkraut." "How about me running over to the German Embassy to look around?" "Why don't you?" "Mac." "I know you don't want me for your partner anymore." "I don't blame you." "By now you know I've got this little condition and one of the things that triggers it is driving." "Condition, huh?" "Well, I'll tell you, we're gonna have a kind of a limited partnership." "Your Uncle Del will tell you about it." "I'm going home." " You told him I was your nephew?" " He guessed." "I don't have a home." "You do now." "Forgive me, sir, but I only want a simple yes or no." "Were you associated with Adolf Hitler?" "I shall answer you as I did when I was nominated commander of NA TO, Mr. Waslinski." "I never had the displeasure of even meeting Adolf Hitler." "Any guess, Mr. Von Metz, where these rumors have come from?" "Sensation mongers." "The supermarket journalists." "Next, they will have me in a bungalow with Marilyn Monroe." "Or maybe I am in daily communication with your Elvis Presley." " Let me now go on to ask..." " Just a moment, Mr. Waslinski." "Are your viewers aware that I was in prison?" "Would you care to enlighten them as to why I was there?" "Sir, you were sentenced for participating in the September plot." " Which was?" " A plot to assassinate Hitler." " Thank you." " Your critics say this whole assassination business was fabricated." " He is here." " Who?" "Sir, they say hard evidence exists that not only links you to Adolf Hitler but..." " What are you doing here?" " You wanted to see me." "Are you mad?" "Never near him." "Never!" "I gave you a meeting place." "It couldn't wait until then." "See, we have a crisis." "Steckler's disappeared." "All those people that you killed." "A chief of intelligence." "We hired you to get the film back, not to start a holocaust." "It must stop!" "You lecture me, you fool." "I didn't let him steal it." "You're all morons." "Including him." "What goes on here, Grimmer, is something you do not understand." "Now find Steckler." "Tell him all will be forgiven." "He will be reinstated." "We will match whatever offer he has." "But no more killing." "You think he will believe that?" "There are only two left now." "When they are gone, your mistakes will be corrected." " I am telling you." " Nein!" "I am telling you, you do your job and I do mine." "And if you ever touch me again..." "Yeah, looks like an explosion in a dairy." "Great for graffiti, though." "I know it's kind of blank." "But it's this MPD thing." " MPD?" " Yeah, my condition." "Multiple Personality Disorder." "They say I should cut down on the amount of stimuli I process." " Well, you've cut down to none." " Wanna hear a tape?" "Yeah, what do you got?" " Earth, forest, wind, beach." " Beach." "Okay." "I guess you might say I'm kind of searching for myself." "Let me know if you ever find yourself, kid, 'cause I'd like to meet you." " Have a seat." " You know, we have a lot in common." "Yeah." "For every mood that I'm in, you have a complete personality to fit it." "Well, thanks for trying to understand." "I guess I keep this apartment white because I really don't know who I am." "It's kind of like a blank piece of film waiting to be exposed to what I was before my trauma or what I've become since I was last myself or what I hope to be again someday." " One person, one mind." " You sound like a bumper sticker." "Stay as long as you want." "Got the extra room and everything." "Yeah, I'm kind of tired." "If you don't mind, I..." " Sure." "It's around the corner." " Hit the sack." "Here's the guest room." "Your room." "Sorry, I guess I could have used a little color in here." "There's a toothbrush, shaving stuff and a bathrobe on the door here." "Just help yourself, make yourself at home." "Okay." " Yeah." " Hi, it's me." "Well, I figured." "There's no way of telling whether I'm gonna go into an episode tonight." "You know, I just don't know when they occur but when I start these personalities sometimes it's like I'm kind of having nightmares." "I doubt I'll do anything violent, but lock the door, just in case." "I can take care of myself." "I'll be out of here tomorrow." "Well, stay as long as you want." "Sleep tight." "Land jets!" "Prepare to land jets!" "Please!" "Please get these rats off me now!" "You like rats?" "You like roaches?" "You like bugs of all descriptions?" "Don't listen to him." "We'll never go anywhere." "Good night, everybody." " Mac." " Yeah, I see them, kid." "They've been with us since your place." " Really?" " Yeah, really." "What happened to your magical powers of observation?" "You have a hard night?" "Tailing and surveillance doesn't happen to be my area of expertise, okay?" "Did I do something strange last night?" " Do anything to disturb your sleep?" " Not a peep." "Think they're the same people who tried to kill us yesterday?" "I don't know." "You don't wanna live forever, do you?" "I wouldn't mind making the average male North American life expectancy." "I have given your message to Herr Doberman myself." "Someone will be with you presently." "If you will please wait here." "Here?" "Yes, sir." "Right here." "Right here?" "Yes, sir." "Right there." "Thank you." "Must be the magic oval." "I guess we're safe in here or something." "Detective Stern." "Bob Smiley, assistant deputy director of the FBI." "You've heard of us." "Just kidding, Mac." "Call me Bob." " It is Mac, right?" " MacArthur Stern." "Right." "Look, Mac let's get off on the right foot here." "Just kidding, Mac." "I like to keep things loose." " Who's this?" " This is Mr. Fielding." "How are you?" "Sorry, my dossier didn't list your partner." "Well, he's not my partner." "He's my tailor." "What?" "Just kidding, Bob." "That's funny." "Look, Mac..." "Listen, I came down here to meet with an official of the German government." "Now, why am I speaking to the FBI agent?" " Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac." " Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob." "What?" "So tell me, Mac, are you onto something?" "Is that it?" " Could be." " Wouldn't be good not to tell me." " I suppose not." " As one professional to another I've got to tell you, we've got a thorny problem." " What's that, Bob?" " Well, we're extremely sensitive to the great job you boys are doing down in the trenches." "I started on the bottom rung." "Did you know that?" " I didn't know that, Bob." " Yes, indeedy." "Two years, Homicide, Tacoma P.D." " I'll be darned." " Yeah." "So, Mac, I want you to know that we're aware that you have a multiple homicide case to resolve and God knows that's an important public responsibility and we're gonna open every bit of this up to you lads just as soon as National Security priorities are satisfied." "I think that sounds square." " What do you think, Mac?" " I think that sounds pretty shitty, Bob." "Well, I can understand that from your perspective, Mac." "I'd probably feel that way too if I were in your shoes, but I'm not." " I'm in these shoes." " Thom McCann's, 111 l2E." "And these shoes walked a lot of hard miles." "These shoes have carried some heavy loads, in terms of this nation's security." "What do you say to that, Mac?" "I think those shoes are carrying the biggest load I've ever seen, Bob." "Well, I can see we got off to the wrong foot after all." "I've got a writ being drafted, giving me custody of Mr. Gutterman." "I'll be down for him in about an hour." "You boys have a nice day." " Mac, can I say something?" " Yeah, Ellis, what is it?" " What a fucking putz." " Why, Ellis." "Well, I mean, he's a classic anal-retentive reprobate." ""Anal-retentive."" " It's got a nice ring to it." " It's psychology." "I like "fucking putz" better." "We're gonna have to move Gutterman." "He's not gonna get along with our Mr. Smiley in there." " Can we do that?" " Yeah, if we get a forklift." "They're still here." "Wonder what her story is." "Based upon first observations, subject to revision with further data of course I'd say she's about 5'7", 117 pounds." "DIA, CIA or NSA operative." "Recruited out of Bennington College, Vermont." "Born in Richmond, Virginia." "Turn-ons:" "Fellini films and men with hairy chests who read Chaucer." "Turnoffs: macho men who aren't for world peace." " Also has a cat named Bootsie." " What?" "Just kidding." "How the heck would I know who she is?" "Ellis, Ellis, Ellis." "Now, come on, Harry." "You know Steckler wouldn't risk his life helping you over that fence for nothing." "Come on, you can tell us." "You were the buyer." "I don't want to have anything to do with it." "And you guys can't make me do it!" "I want my lawyer!" "Okay, fine." "We don't need Mr. Gutterman anymore, do we?" " Let's cut him loose, shall we?" " Loose?" "Wait, you can't do that." "I'll be dead before dinner." "Based upon current trends, I'd say that's a good bet." " I think so, yeah." " Okay!" "You guys want me to confess, I'll confess." "All right, I did it." " I'll show you where the bodies are." " Gutterman, forget it." " We're gonna cut you loose." " Bullshit." " Oh, yeah?" " You're bluffing." " Just try me." "Just try me." " You're bluffing." "Mr. Gutterman's innocent." "We're gonna cut him loose." " Will you process him?" " Visit anytime." " Process me, Rachel." " You sure about this?" " Yeah, I'm sure." " He's innocent?" "Yeah, he's innocent." "Rick?" "Detective Fielding." "From the Wagner case, couple of years ago." "I just wanted to repay the little help that you gave us on that with a news tip." "Well, we've been holding Harry "The Hippo" Gutterman as a material witness." "Yeah, Mr. Triple-X himself." "Yeah." "Trouble is, we can't hold him anymore." "We gotta let him go." "We're cutting him loose." "Wondered if you want to come ask him questions." "You would?" "Well, great." "How fast could you have a video crew here?" "Oh, terrific." "So he would make the noon report, huh?" "You're gonna have a terrific interview with this guy." "He's quite a character." " Okay." " That's not funny." " Now you're catching on." " You're signing my death warrant!" "Harry, don't use clichés, all right?" "We have no respect for you if you use clichés." " But this is like a nightmare." " Another cliché." "Get newspapers involved." "It's a big story." " Why not the networks?" " National Enquirer." " All right, what do you want?" " When do you meet Steckler to buy this film?" " Tomorrow." " Where?" " I own a bathhouse in New York." " Let's go." " No, go." "You go." "You don't need me." "We don't know what Steckler looks like." "I don't wanna go with him." "He's crazy." "And I have my doubts about you." " Washington Post." " Reuters International." " TASS." "Pravda." " CNN." "MTV." " New York Times." " I am not going!" "I swear to God, if I get killed, I'm gonna sue you guys." " Uh-oh." " What?" "Someone we'd rather not see right now." "Oh, jeez." " So who we running from?" " Bad men, Harry." "Chasing us to a police station." "These are really bad guys." " Come on, move it." " I want protection." " You'll get protection." " Oh, like I had yesterday?" " You're not dead." "That's protection." " You're just lucky, that's all." " Come on, Harry." "Put it in high gear." " I got one gear." "This is it." " Who we running from?" " We're taking the van." "Hey!" " I'll drive." " No!" " Let's go." " Just a second." "I'd like to bring my right leg with me, you mind?" "Let's go!" "Come on!" "Hey, you gotta sign for that." "Who the hell are they?" "What the fuck you think this is?" "Hertz?" "We can't take a chance on the road." "We'll catch a train." " You guys all right?" " Yeah, yeah!" "Lose them!" "Lose them!" "Hold on." "Where the hell you think we're going?" "Let's see what you got, cowboy." " What the hell is wrong with you?" " My God!" "I'm so sorry." " Where'd you learn to drive?" " I didn't see you." " Hold on!" " To what?" "No!" " Get this car out of here!" " Get into that car and get out of here!" " Get!" "I don't care!" "Get out of here!" " I can hear you." "Stop yelling!" "Wait!" "You're gonna wreck the car!" "What are you doing?" "No!" "Oh, no!" " Thom McCann's, 11 E." " I'm dead." " Calm down." "Put him on the train, okay?" " All aboard!" "You have got to be the dumbest jerk I've ever met." "Bob, you brought my application for the FBI." "Oh, thanks." "Cut the crap." "That's a writ giving me custody of the prisoner, Harry Gutterman." "Ace, hold it." "Bob, you got a writ." "I got a writ." "My writ is better than your writ." "Are you crazy?" "This document means nothing." "You better back off quick, or I'll have your nuts in a Cuisinart." "You got that?" "Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, you know anything about mathematics?" "Multiplication, subtraction?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand math." "What's this add up to, Bob?" "You are crazy." "I'll see you in court." "In the meantime, stay out of my way." "I'll see you in New York." "You just screwed with the wrong man, boyo." "Get us some tickets." "Hey, that looks like Bob Smiley from the FBI." "Hey!" "Yeah." "Hi, Bob." "How you doing?" "Hey, you know this train goes to Cleveland, Mac?" "I know." "We'll catch a plane back to Philly and drive the rest of the way." "Cleveland?" "I hope you noticed I've been pretty even and clear, huh?" " Yeah." " No episodes, no problems." "Everything under control." "I'm kind of proud of myself." "Can somebody tell me what the hell's going on here?" "Hold it, sweetheart." "Ellis, cover that dude." "Assume the position, come on." "Up, up, up." "This is the position you meant, right?" "I watch American TV." "At least you didn't say, "Spread them."" "I didn't see that episode." "ID's in my purse." "Rebecca Lowengrin." "Call me Riva." ""Attaché Israeli Embassy." Attaché spelled Mossad?" " Mossad?" " Israeli secret service." "Oh, that's my people." "I'd like to apply for political asylum right now." "Simmer down, Gutterman." "What about these dudes?" "They don't look like they're going to a Tupperware party." "Can we talk someplace less conspicuous?" " How about the dining car?" " We have a room with a view." "It's a very small room." "How much do you know about all this?" "Just that Hitler was a very naughty boy and that Von Metz was his buddy." "Exactly, and now in four days, this man is gonna be chancellor of Germany." "Unless you get to that film." "Let me understand." "Von Metz and Steckler were close." "Political opponents of Von Metz bribed Steckler to see if they could find something to use against him." "Steckler found the film, saw it was of such great value decided to double-cross everybody and sell it to Harry Gutterman." "Von Metz killed everybody who'd seen it?" "Not Von Metz directly." "There's a mercenary named Joseph Grimmer." "He's a neo-Nazi fanatic, a psychotic." "He makes Noriega look like Mother Teresa." "Von Metz's people have lost control of him." " The rocket man." " Yeah." "We've met him." "So you want us to give you the film?" "We believe Von Metz was a favorite of Hitler's." "He may have been the one chosen to help Hitler commit suicide." "I gotta think about this." "Well, do I get a vote?" "Yeah, but in case of a tie, I win." "I know if I'm even partially responsible for letting a guy like Von Metz go I'll have more nightmares." "Me." "Et tu, Harry?" "Since when did you get so civic-minded?" "I know." "I know you think I'm a sleazebag, right?" "Maybe I am." "Maybe I am a sleazebag." "Maybe all my life I've been a sleazebag." "Somebody had to be the sleazebag." "If it wasn't me, maybe it'd have been you." "So maybe you should thank me." "Did you ever think of that?" "I never thought about it like that." "But now that you put it that way thanks for being a sleazebag for me." "My pleasure." "Anyway, I say nail this Von Metz because he is a real sleazebag." "Do you know what I mean?" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, Jesus!" "Shit." "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit." "That bastard's trying to take over the train." "He has taken over the train." "They need Gutterman alive." "That gives us an advantage." "I'll hold them." "You go to the back." " Ellis, I need your help!" " Who are they, Sundance?" "Next time I say let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia!" " Who's he doing now?" " I don't know." " Halt!" " No, no, no." "Not until Harvey and I get the rules straightened out." " Butch Cassidy and the..." " Sundance Kid." "Harvey?" "Rules?" "Halt!" "Halt!" "Halt!" "Halt!" "Road Runner?" "Hey, it's working." "Let's move!" "Road Runner!" "Road Runner!" "Up the stairs!" "Get Gutterman." "Come on!" "Come on!" " Who are they?" " I've been asking that all day!" "We can fight or they'll starve us, Sundance." "What?" "They might surrender, but I wouldn't count on it." " We'll fight!" " No, we'll jump!" " Are you crazy?" " Do you want to die?" " I can't swim!" " We gotta jump!" "Are you nuts?" "You couldn't possibly sink." "Harry!" "Harry!" "I'm Popeye the Sailor Man" "The Love Boat Soon we'll be taking another cruise" "Rollin', rollin' on the river" "Chopper's coming." "Come on, let's go!" "Get down!" "Get down!" "They're coming back." "They're leaving." "We'll be lucky if he doesn't have a bloodhound on that helicopter." "What do we do now?" "They can't hang around too long." "That hijacking will attract a lot of attention." "We'll just wait here until dark." "There's a little town a couple miles back." "Ellis, are you all right?" "I'm sorry, Mac." "I'm sorry." "Let's go, Harry." "It's getting late." "Let's get ready to go, kid." "I can't make it, Mac." "What?" "What are you talking about?" "The whole thing." "I just..." "I feel like I'm collapsing in on myself." "I feel like the next time I go to split, I..." "I'm gonna go and I'm not gonna make it back, and there's gonna be no Ellis anymore." "So you gotta take me back to the brothers." "Listen, I'm gonna say something to you that I have never ever said to anybody in my life, ever." "What's that?" "I need your help." "Yeah, I need your help." "You know, I've always had this kind of noble view of myself." "That I'm this Mr. Straight Arrow living in a crooked world." "If you don't like my merry-go-round, get off and get your own wooden horse." "And then you came along, and I saw you out there battling against enemies that you couldn't even see." "I said to myself, "I gotta help this guy."" "I mean, "I need to help this guy."" "So you can't go back to the monastery." "You got that straight?" "Sure, Mac." "You know the poet Dylan Thomas?" "I've read a couple sonnets." "My favorite line of poetry:" "Do not go gentle into that good night Rage, rage against the dying of the light" "That's what you're doing, kid." "You've seen the light flickering, and you're afraid it's gonna go out." "And it is." "It is gonna go out." "And that should piss you off." "You gotta get your rage back." "You gotta fight." "You know what I'm saying?" "Scare those dark, ugly buggers just right back into the night." "Throw your head back and howl, you know?" "Try it, come on." "Throw your head back and howl." "Come on, try it." "Come on." "Come on, that's a puppy yelp." "Come on." "Throw your head back and howl." "Come on." "That's it." "Come on." "Doesn't that feel good?" "Now it's both of them." "Oh, shit." "Pretty snazzy, Harry." " You gone legit?" " I got a lot of legitimate interests." "Is this joint in your name?" "It's a corporation." "I'm the president." "Then Grimmer and his storm troopers will find it, if they haven't already." "Mac." " Do we give the film to the Israelis?" " Yes." "I don't know where the Israelis are, and I don't have time to find them." "She knows where we are." "You told her?" "You shouldn't have done that." "Mac, the Israelis are gonna make sure the world sees this film tonight." "What are you talking about?" "Von Metz is speaking to the International Conference of Christians and Jews." "The Israelis will project the film during his speech." "All right!" "Harry, is there a back way in this joint?" "Are you kidding?" " Yeah." "Okay." " Is this a secret passage?" "It comes in very handy with jealous husbands, business partners, et cetera." "Get on your intercom, find out if any large groups have come through today." "Max." "Maxie?" "Where the hell are you, Max?" "Max!" "A two-way mirror, huh?" "Yeah, yeah, two-way mirror." " Hello?" " Max, it's me." "Any large groups of people come through today?" "Just singles and couples." "Lots of business for this time of day." " Anybody speaking German?" " Anybody talking German?" "No, sir, no Germans." "What's going on, Mr. Gutterman?" "Nothing." "Thank you." "Let's take a look around." "Harry, you got a gun I can use?" "Oh, be my guest." " Wow!" " All sizes, all shapes, all models." "Every health spa so equipped?" "We got a lot of competition in this business." "Can you handle this?" "I can handle it." "If you change, make it into Rambo." "Yo." "It looks harmless enough." "On the surface." "Is that a steam room over there?" "Check it." "Why don't you grab a towel and join us?" "I'm trying to quit." "Don't be cute." "I speak pig Latin." "Pig Latin." "Gesundheit." "Steckler!" " All right, Harry!" " Go, Harry!" "They're fucking with the wrong Jew this time!" "Steckler!" "Get Steckler!" "Get Steckler out of here!" " What are you gonna do?" " I'll cover you." "Come on!" "My gun's jammed!" "Ellis, cover me!" " Hey!" " At Grand Central Station in a locker." "What?" "Hunky-dory, yeah?" "Up, Liebling." "Grimmer!" "It's over!" "I said, up, asshole!" "Hold your fire!" "We have your collaborators." "Out the door now!" "Now out!" "Or we kill everybody!" "Now!" "He told you, yeah?" "Only God hears him now." "He's dead." "Now!" "Tell me now!" "I have no time!" "I don't know." "You leave me no choice." "You understand German!" "Tell me, where is it?" "Tell me!" " Where is it?" " I'll take you to it." "Grand Central!" "We're going to Grand Central Station." "Damn it!" " Get me a blanket." " You got it." "No blanket." "Get a pliers." "You need tokens." "Got any tokens, Mac?" " I don't..." "I don't have any of them." " We need some, though." " I could get them for you." " Why don't we do that." "What's the matter?" "It's the ceiling." "It's closing in." "I feel a little..." "You're a good cop." "You're gonna be all right." "Hold on, all right?" " We'll make our move." " What?" " Umpjay annisterbay." " Huh?" "Umpjay annisterbay." "Come on!" "Get..." "Go!" " Mac!" " Ellis!" "Get up!" "Ellis!" "Ellis!" "Ellis!" "Police officer." "Let me through, please." "Let me through." "Police officer!" "Police officer." "Back this train up!" " Are you crazy?" "I can't back up." " Back up!" " Subway, no reverse." " Damn!" "This one of your regular haunts, Grimmer?" "Taxi!" "Taxi!" "Taxi!" "Police!" "Open up." "Come on, open up!" " What's going on?" " Grand Central Station." " Yes, sir." " Let's go!" " A cab's in front of me." " Push him out of the way!" " Push him out of the way?" " Push him out of the way!" "Push him out of the way." "I've always wanted to do this." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey, what the hell you doing?" "Hey, the light's gonna change in 30 seconds, you asshole!" " Go through it!" " No way!" "You like this stuff, huh?" "This is fun for you, huh, Grimmer?" "Fun!" "Hey!" "What do you guys want...?" "Police!" "Don't move!" "Drop it!" "Drop it!" "Cuff him, come on!" "Get the other guy!" "Hold it!" "Sorry, but time for politeness is over." "Thank you for the information." "You've been a very entertaining fellow." "Come!" "I told them the film was in Workers Area B in some guy named Greisendorfer's locker." "Yeah." "There's no guy named Greisendorfer." "You did good, kid." "You did good." " Steckler said it was in locker 64." " Sixty-four." " Workers Area B." " Okay." "Locker 64." "You scared that ugly bugger back into the night." " He heard me howling, huh?" " He heard you howling." " Go get them." " Hold on." "Hold on just a couple minutes." "I'll be fine." "Go get it!" "Mac!" "Mac!" "Hold it, sauerkraut!" "Get your hands on that locker, sweetie." "Come on, come on, come on!" " Come on, come on, come on!" " Drop your weapon!" " I'm a police officer." " Now!" "Nobody move." "All right, hold it, Cookie Monster." "Come down, pussycat." "Do not pass go." "Do not collect $200." "Get down." "Down the ladder!" "Give me my film." "Easy, give me the film." "Suffering succotash!" "I thought I saw a pussycat." "I did." "I did!" "Oh, no, Mr. Bill." "I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs." "Lucy, I'm home." "Well, isn't that special?" " It's comic relief, huh?" " Well, excuse me!" "Guess what?" "Humpty Dumpty took the great fall, huh?" "That's my name." "Don't wear it out." "Give me the fucking film." " Shoot him, Ellis." " Oh, yeah, right." "I can't, Mac." "I don't have a gun." "You didn't have to say that, did you?" "On the other hand, he's crazy." "He could be fibbing about not having a gun." "Yeah, could be." "What do you think a.45 automatic would do to him from here?" "Put a pretty good hole in him, don't you think?" "Grimmer, about the gun, I lied." "Guess what?" "Humpty Dumpty's back on the wall." "Police spokesmen have refused comment." "Here now is exclusive footage taken three days ago by an Australian delegate." "When Israeli agents interrupted Kurt Von Metz's speech with this astonishing film showing the death of Adolf Hitler by ritual suicide." "Here one can see Hitler kneeling before the young soldier chosen to deliver the coup de grâce." "That soldier is none other than Kurt Von Metz leaving no possible doubt that Von Metz was a member of the Nazi inner circle." "Here one can see, undeniably, the striking thunderbolt birthmark under the left eye of both the elder and the younger Kurt Von Metz." "Irrefutable evidence." "Yes." "Put him on." "Mr. Gutterman come out of recovery yet?" "Mr. Gutterman?" " Oh, you mean the whale from hell?" " Nurse!" "Right on cue." "Room 116." "Help yourself." " Help!" " Aren't you gonna see what's wrong?" "I'd rather set my head on fire and have it put out with a sledgehammer." "Nurse!" " I'd like to see that, actually." " You son of a bitch!" "Oh, no, watch the ass!" "Watch the ass!" "Watch the ass!" "Watch the ass!" "Oh, my God!" "Wait a minute." "You schmucks!" "I have a hole in my ass!" "That's why they call you an asshole." "You call this a wheelchair?" "Get out of here!" "Hi." "Hey, you!" "You call this protection?" "I wouldn't be in this fix if it wasn't for you, mister." "You really got your ass in a sling this time." "How you feeling?" "What do you mean, how am I feeling?" "I'm dancing Swan Lake this afternoon." "Didn't they tell you?" "How am I feeling?" "They took 12 ounces of lead out of my ass!" "You needed some lead taken out of your ass." "You know that." "Funny." "Funny." "Now I got six months of ass jokes to look forward to." " How's Ellis?" " Oh, he's great." "He's one floor down." "Want to go see him?" " Yeah, you drive." " Okay." "Oh, shit." "Who are the children of the night?" "We are the children of the night." " I think he's in there." " They are the children of the night." "Easy." "What kind of monsters are we?" "Dinosaurs!" " What kind of dinosaurs?" " Tyrannosaurus rex!" "Let me see the Tyrannosaurus rex." "Hey, Mac." "Just entertaining the troops." "Harry!" "Everybody, this is Harry the Hippo, the super spy I told you about." "Let's give him a hand." " He's too fat to be a spy." " Yeah!" " Fat guys can't be spies!" " Yeah!" "I'm not fat." "Wait a minute!" "Hold it!" "Hold it down!" "I'm not fat." "I'm Harry Gutterman." " I'm an international agent." " No, you're not!" " And I am disguised..." " No." "...this week as a fat guy." "This is all Jell-O." "That's why I smell like strawberries." "Feel." "Go ahead." "Easy now, he's a national treasure." "Listen, who wants to hear how I broke the Von Metz case?" " Me!" " All right, all right." "Bring me to those glazed doughnuts, and I'll tell you about it." "First of all, I had this dog, no nose." " How did he smell?" " Terrible, take my word for it." " He's great with kids." " First there was this guy a real son of a bitch, but I didn't give a shit about him." " This is when I was thinner." " You know, Riva came by this morning." " How's she doing?" " Great." "You were in therapy." " Yes, would I lie to children?" " Yeah!" " Let's take a walk, okay?" " Okay." "You know, you're all getting on my nerves." "Nurse, take them out of here!" " Look, Ellis..." " It sounds serious." "Yeah." "I know you were looking forward to being partners, and so was I really." "Riva recruited Harry and I to be secret agents with the Israeli government." " You know, the Mossad." " Yeah." "Naturally, I have to convert to Judaism." "I'm gonna be bar mitzvahed tomorrow." "We leave for Tel Aviv the next day to train at a secret site in the Sinai Desert." " Really?" " Yeah." "The only thing I'm worried about is, I have to be circumcised." "Circumcised?" "You're kidding." "Yeah." "Oh, Mac." "Mac, Mac, Mac." "You know why we make such good partners?" "No, why?" "Because technically, you're crazier than I am." "I knew that."

"Good afternoon." "Thanks for coming." "It's so nice to spend my birthday surrounded by so many smiling faces." "I was almost too depressed to come today." "I realized I let my childhood slip away." "Come on, everybody!" "We're gonna be late for Manny's birthday." "Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!" " I'm ready, Mom." " You sure, honey?" " Yup." " Wanna take a quick peek at your feet?" "Oh, come on, Luke." "Are you gonna walk faster, or should I get Lily's stroller out of the car and push you?" "Would you relax?" "The restaurant's five minutes away from here." " Oh, free lotion." " Stop stopping to smell the roses." "Manny's present." " Oh, you are such a Pritchett." " What's that supposed to mean?" "Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!" " I'm looking for the keys!" " Of course you are." "I like being on time." "It's easy, 'cause I'm organized." "Not my wife." "You'd think growing up in a place full of death squads and drunken uncles... she'd have learned to move a little bit faster." "Ay." "Sorry, sorry." "I couldn't find my earring." "So what were we talking about, huh?" "§ Hey, hey §" "§ Hey, hey §" "§ Hey, hey §" "§ Hey, hey §" "§ Hey §§" "Honey, come on." "We're gonna be late." "Let's go." " Yeah, yeah, just filling out the application to family camp." " Oh." "You don't win the Dirty Dancing competition and not go back to defend your crown." "Mmm." "That's right." "Come on, honey." "But... shoot for the king... you'd better kill him." "Every summer we spend a week at family camp." " It's just like regular camp, but with the family!" " Yeah." "I don't think that needed any clarification, Phil." "Somebody's still a little touchy..." " about losing last year's color war." " Not." "She was on Team Blue... or as I like to refer to them, as Team Blue-ser." " And I was on White." " That's good." "And if you ain't White, you ain't right!" "Phil, have you learned nothing?" "That's true." "My good man." "Okay, come on, everybody." "Front door." "Now!" "Claire, relax." "It takes 15 minutes to get there." " It takes 20 minutes." " If we take your route." " My way is the most direct." " Directly into traffic." "Your way is directly into... the suckiest way." " You wanna make this interesting?" " I don't think that's possible." " We take two cars and see who gets there first." " Fine." "Fine." "Let's do that." " It's on." " Yeah!" "It is on." "I'll take the girls." " Luke, your dad and I are splitting up." " Why?" " Another one of their stupid arguments." " Okay." " I'll go with Dad." " No, no, buddy." "Come with me." "Prepare to be" " My shoes." "Come on, Phil." " How do I look?" " Like Al Capone." " Thanks." " Happy birthday, kid." "Whoa." "A BB gun?" "Enjoy." "That's the best gift my dad ever gave me." "My keys are nowhere." "We're gonna have to go in your car." "It's in the shop." "Where was the last place you put your keys?" "So now it's my fault?" "Where was the last place you put my keys?" "In your hand, when I bought you the car." "Hey, Jay, on the box it says ages 16 and up." "Is this an appropriate gift for me?" "Are you kidding me?" "You were born 16." "We wouldn't be having this problem if you hadn't lost the spare set." "I didn't lose them." "Somebody came in here and stole them." "And left the car." "What do you mean, I was born 16?" "I'm just saying, you were never much of a kid... and that's a good thing, 'cause I never liked kids." "You ought to try the fridge... 'cause that's where we found your cell phone." "It was only one time, Jay... and you know I always eat after I talk to my mother." "Happy birthday, old man." "Well, I've forgotten a lot of things in my life... but what Jay said hit me hard." "I'd forgotten to have a childhood." " Dad, that was a stop sign." " I'll stop twice on the way back." "Oh, good." "It'll give us a chance to pick up that hubcap you lost... cutting through the temple parking lot." "Yellow." "Yellow!" "Okay." "Are you seeing this?" "We are making every light, and we don't even have to speed." "The system works." " Mom?" " I know." "I went a little fast back there." " But really, 40 is the same as 35." " You say that a lot." " I don't think you two appreciate what's at stake here." " Our lives?" "You know I love your mother, but I think you also know a certain look she gets that says..." ""Just listen to me." "I'm always right."" " You mean her face?" " Now we're getting this." "If we're right this one time, then we never have to be right again." "When she says, "That balloon can't carry a person, Phil," I say, "Manny's birthday."" " Take a jacket, Alex." "I think it's gonna rain." " Manny's birthday." " Don't look at me." "Look at the road." " Manny's birthday." " No, Dad, look at the road!" " There's a truck!" "Sweet baby Jesús!" "We are so kicking your dad's butt!" "We are the best ones!" " How come you and Dad are breaking up?" " What?" "It was just a little disagreement." "Can't you just work it out?" "Oh, sweetie, you thought that when I said we were splitting up" "No." "No, your dad and I are fine, honey." "We just were gonna take separate cars to see who could get to the restaurant faster." " Oh, that's a relief." " Oh, you must have been feeling awful back there." " I am so sorry." " It's okay." "Why did you say you'd go with your dad?" "Great." "Mom gets to be right again." "Hey, bad attitudes lose races." "No, swerving into a curb and popping your tire loses races." "We should call the cops and say Mom's car was stolen." " They arrest her, we win." " No, they trace those calls." "But this is great." "Thinking like a team." "Good practice for family camp." "We're, uh" " We're doing that again?" "Oh, yeah." "And this year I predict total White domination." "Mm-hmm." "Can't go back there." "I heard this summer, there's gonna be a hoedown." " I can't." " Haley!" "I can't!" "I can't." "Eight minutes talking to the lady at the stationery store and still no present." " I think a new friend is like a present." " Yeah, I read that card too." "Can we please just buy the next thing we see and get out of here?" "Why can't you enjoy this?" "It's a beautiful afternoon." "Lily's with a sitter." "The day is ours." "Helen!" "Helen!" "H-H-H-Helen." "Helen!" "Oh, look at that." "Another friend." "Off we go." "Very busy." "No." "Stop." "You are too tied to your rigid schedules." "You're missing life." "It took all of two seconds to help this nice man." "Uh, well, w-wait." "There's more." " Two seconds." " Yeah." "Tell her I'm so sorry." "I've always loved her." "He says he's so sorry and that he's always loved you!" "Please come up and talk to me." "Please come up and talk to him!" "His life would be empty without you!" "I'm sorry I'm going off script." "It just felt right." "Good" " Oh." "Too late." "No." "You know what?" "Give him your cell phone." "I'll chase Helen down and give her my phone." "They can hash it out." " Are you" " Are you serious?" " Yes, I'm serious as a heart attack." "You always do this." "Now we're gonna be late to our own party." "Stop shouting!" "Technically, I wasn't really" "Uh, yes, hello." "Is Seymour Butts there?" "I never made a prank call... never mixed different sodas together to see what they'd taste like." "So I knew I had to make the most of what little childhood I had left." "Not Lutz." "I'm looking for Butts." "Yes, I'm trying to get ahold of Butts." "Very funny." "I don't have time for this foolishness." "Maybe if you had a system for where you leave things." "I have a system." "I put down things, then I remember where I put them." "And that would preferable to, say... putting them on the key holder which just happens to look like a large key?" "Stop screaming!" " What are you doing?" " Turning back the clock." " Disgusting." " Don't judge me." "You've never been married." "This never happened." " I don't know what you're talking about." " That's a good man." "Boy." "I'm a boy!" "You all right?" "You okay?" "Well, why do you ask?" "Oh, okay." "I think this is for you." "I don't know what to say to him." " Just open your heart and listen, Helen." " Okay." "Hello?" "I dropped your phone." "Yeah." "I was here when it happened." "Okay." "It's all right." "We'll just" " I can't." "I-I just can't." " Helen, you have to try." "I once almost let my own fears stop me from embarking on a relationship... and I would have lost the love of my life." " Helen!" " Donald?" " Cam?" " Hang on!" "Hang on, Helen!" "I'll have you down in a jiffy." "Hold on tight." "Ow." "Nails." "Helen, nails, nails, nails." "Helen." "Helen." "At least just give me a chance." " Give him a chance!" " She's right here." " Cam, come on." "We're running out of time." " We're running out of time?" "Sensitive." "Go to him." "Oh, it's nice that you care so much about us." " Without love, we're nothing." " But what about his wife?" " It was a pleasure meeting you both." " Okay." "I get it, Luke." "You think he's the fun one." "That's why you'd go with him." "What?" "You think your dad is more fun than I am." " Definitely." " Definitely." " Dad's, like, crazy fun." " Mm-hmm." " But you're nice." " I'm nice?" "Well, not now." " Tell him." " Tell me what?" " Nothing." " Hey." " What do we call Daddy's car, girls?" " The cone of trust." "The cone of trust." "Exactamundo." "Where you can speak your mind with no judgment." "So what is it?" "Boys?" "Your bodies are changing?" "Eggs?" "No!" "No." "We were just thinking that maybe" " Mmm?" " if- if you're open to it" "Dad, we love you, but we do not want to go to family camp this year." " Dad?" " Are you upset?" "No." " Then what was that sniff?" " Sniff?" "What sniff?" "I'm-I'm, uh" " I'm actually relieved." "The day that I've been dreading- uh, the day when you two finally outgrow me has finally arrived... and I'm handling it really well." " Dad, are you crying?" " Nope." " Are you sure you're okay?" " Yep." " Oh, my God, he is crying." " I've never seen Dad cry before." " But, Dad, if you cry, then I'll cry!" " I'm not crying." "We made our daddy cry!" " You called me Daddy!" " Because you are our daddy!" "I'll always be your daddy!" " Don't cry, Mom." " I am not crying." "Let me fill you in on a little secret, Luke." "When I met your dad, I was fun too." "But I had to give all that up, because you can't have two fun parents." "That's a carnival." "You know that kid Liam who wears pajama pants to school... and pays for things with a hundred-dollar bill?" "Two fun parents." "Mark my words." "Mm-hmm." "Oh, my God!" " You're fun too, Mom." " Uh-huh." "I just decided to go with Dad because I think he'd need me more." " How come I do all the looking and you do all the sitting?" " 'Cause you do all the losing." "Oh, and you're this close of doing all the sleeping in a tent in the backyard." "Did you check your purse?" " Yes, of course." " It's a big purse." " You might want to look again." " Okay." "I check." "You rest." "No." "There's nothing." " You sure?" " Yes." "I've looked twice now." "There's nothing." "Okay." "Then you better call us a cab." "Manny!" "Manny?" "What the hell?" "Where'd that thing come from?" "Christmas." "Two years ago." "Never took it out of the box." ""Who would enjoy that?" I thought." "A kid, that's who." "Well, come on." "We've got your party." "What's the point?" "You were right." "I-I was born 16." "I've lost my childhood." "Why did you want me to look again in my purse, Jay, huh?" " Is it because you put the keys in there?" " No." "Why?" "Did you find them?" "Yes, I found them because you put the keys in there!" "Manny, what the hell are you doing there?" "He wants to cancel his party because he missed his childhood." "The party that I have rescheduled three times... changing the restaurant twice so that the whole family could be together?" "Please send my regrets." "Now if I could have a little privacy" "Privacy?" "¡Esa es la que me faltaba a mí!" "Privacy en esta casa!" "That a skateboard down there?" " The second thing that slipped right out from under me today." " Okay, time to get out." " The first was my childhood." " I get it!" "I am so sick of stubborn men." "You, you act like a little boy that doesn't want to accept that he's wrong." "And you like a sad old man that doesn't want to be happy!" "That's it!" " You could have shot me!" " Come on, Manny." "I could've unbuttoned your shirt if I wanted to." "Now come here or sink!" "And I'm taking this with me in the car." "Vámonos." " I know that face, Mitchell." " And we're walking." "I'm sorry." "It means you were right and I was wrong for trying to help two people." " Adulterers?" " Fair enough." "Actually, the most adult adulterers ever." " But my impulse was still right." "Life is about being" " Oh, God." "Here we go." "Yes." "You know what?" "Here we do go." "It's about being spontaneous." "It's about throwing yourself into something... not working long hours every night at the office." " It's every- - § Free your mind§" "§§" " What is this?" " I don't know." "Excuse me, Constable." "What is going on?" "§ I wear tight clothing High-heeled shoes §" "§ It doesn't mean that I'm a prostitute, no, no §" "Oh, it's a flash mob!" "It's a flash mob!" "Oh!" "We saw it on YouTube." "Remember?" "People get together and choreograph big dance numbers." " We should go." "This is kind of weird." " No, this is joyful, Mitchell." "You, of all people, should" "§ Why, oh, why must it be this way §" "§§" "§ Before you can read me you got to learn how to see me §" "Cam 's right." "I can be a little rigid." "So when Chad from accounting, who I always thought was gay but apparently... is not... um, told me about this flash mob, I thought, hells yes!" "Uh, we've been practicing after work a couple of nights a week." "And it's- it's been a big commitment, but it's totally worth it." "This dance is my love letter to Cam." "§ Before you can read me you got to learn how to see me §" " § I said, free your mind and the rest will follow §" "§ Be colorblind Don 't be so shallow §" "§ Free your mind §" "§ And the rest will follow §" "§ Be colorblind §" "§ Don 't be so shallow §" "§ Free your mind §§" "All right!" "Okay, so this is why I was rushing you around." "Huh?" "What do you think of me now?" " How could you, Mitchell?" " What?" "Cameron." " Cameron" " Not now, Donald!" "You do fun stuff." "You do fun stuff." "You put that potato chip in my sandwich." "That was a crunchy surprise." "Nope." "That was your dad." "Everything fun is your dad." "Second Christmas, Italian accent night, this race." "Which we could've won." "Your way is way faster." "It is, isn't it?" "Buckle up, Luke." "Today you have two fun parents." " Come on, Mom." "You can do it." " That's right, I can." "Tell me the truth, Jay." "Did you put the key in my bag?" " No." " I won't be mad." "In order to prove a point, I may have" " I knew it!" " Oh!" "Ow!" "Why did I get you such a big watch?" "Why, Jay?" "What point do you have to prove?" "I'm trying to teach you to be organized." "Your mind is scattered, Gloria." "Your mind is gonna be scattered!" "Manny, hand me the gun!" "I appreciate the gesture, and I'm not proud of how I'm feeling right now... but the fact is, you cheated on me." "In what way did I cheat on y" "You cheated on me with choreography, and that is the worst kind." "Okay." "Well, it really isn't." "You danced without me, Mitchell!" "If I'd known it was my last summer there, I'd have gone for the lead in Pippin." "Dad, look up ahead, coming at us." "There's Mom!" "Beat her!" " I don't think he's in the mood for that right now." " Hold on." "No." "If ever a man needed a win, it's this man." " What do you say, Dad?" " Okay." "This one's for family camp." " Whoo!" " Whoo-hoo!" " Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" " Ohh!" " This is so inappropriate!" " I love you!" " Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" " Ohh!" "Mom, look out!" " Cam!" " Oh!" "Anybody hurt?" "I am." " Ma'am." " Hi." "I was almost too depressed to come today." "I realized I let my childhood slip away." "Look at Luke there, making one big straw out of three." "Never change, Luke." "I really thought it was too late for me." "But watching all of you acting like children, it hit me" "I've got plenty of time left to be a kid." "Anyway, happy birthday to me." "Happy birthday, Manny." "I have been a child." "I'm sorry I hid the keys." "I'm sorry I shoot the island." "We're totally racing home." "I'm way ahead of you, as usual." " They say it's going to be a rainy weekend." " They don't know." "I do." "My knee's been singing all morning." "Unbelievable." "Mother of G" "Put them down and walk away." "You know, Gloria" "§ Before you can read me you got to learn how to see me §" "§ Before you can read me you got to learn how to see me §" "§ I said, free your mind and the rest will follow §" "§ Be colorblind Don 't be so shallow §" "§ Free your mind §" "§ And the rest will follow §" "§ Be colorblind §" "§ Don 't be so shallow §" "§ Free your mind §§" "English" " US Dan4Jem, AD.MMXI.IX"

"I'm a good person I'm a hard worker" "My older sister is the only family I have" "To put me through art school she gave up college and got a job at a factory" "But then she fell seriously ill and had to quit" "So I gave up art school and got a job" "But recently I made a decision" "I'm not sure whether to tell my sister or not" "I'm hesitating even as I write this letter" "If I decide to do it" "I'll be listening to the broadcast with my sister" "I can't speak with my mouth" "I'm deaf and dumb" "Please read this letter to my sister for me, since I can't" "Sis, you're listening?" "You told me if you die you want to be buried by the river where we used to play" "All right I'll do that" "But that'll be in 40 or 50 years' time" "I'm going to save you Really, I swear" "Actually, I registered to donate my kidney today" "I know you said not to that you'd rather die that you'd rather die than be a burden" "But you know I never do what I'm told" "Not A type if the blood types don't match" "then we can't do a transplant" "You haven't had test since school, have you?" "If you can't pay take her home for now" "Until we find a suitable donor just keep coming in for dialysis ok?" "It's type B, B" "Our new house is an old house" "The estate thought it'd be OK for I'm deaf" "If sister can't sleep then neither can I" "Aw, fucking great!" "I heard that this happened in Australia" "A man... thought he had two heads" "Two heads?" "Yeah, two" "And he kept getting headaches" "With two heads he had headaches all the time" "So you know what he did?" "He shot one of his heads" "The left or the right?" "Aren't you going to lunch?" "Come on let's go eat something" "You've only got 10 million won?" "Well, first of all give us your kidney then we'll do it" "You give us yours and we'll get you one for your sister" "For 10 million won Got it?" "Understand me?" "Your blood type's B right?" "21 days later Congratulations" "Finding a donor this fast is simply a miracle" "The surgery's in a week so have her admitted in 5 days" "You said you had 10 million won, right?" "So all your problems are solved" "Isn't it great?" "You idiot you stupid fuck!" "That money would've saved your sister" "Why not?" "not the time to be thinking that way" "There's a saying" "Is a boiled pig afraid of boiling water?" "Besides" "What are you going to do?" "You've only got a week" "You know how long it'll take to find another donor?" "Is that her?" "She's cute" "Must be a friend" "That's the bastard who fired you?" "That car's worth 10 years of your salary" "That's why we need a revolution" "So sick people will get free treatment" "The time must come when you can get any damned organ you need!" "The bad image they get is cause kids keep getting killed" "But we're different" "Give us money, we'll return the kid pronto" "I'm afraid She won't want to go home" "She'll be playing with us all the time" "Won't have to go to school" "What?" "What?" "It's summer vacation" "But think about it from parents' point of view" "They'll be so happy to see her again" "They'll love her more and the family will be closer we'll ask for exactly 26 million won" "How conscientious is that right?" "That money's nothing to them but for us it's a matter of life and death" "Movement of capital maximizes the value of money it's not a crime don't you think?" "There are good kidnappings and bad kidnappings" "Good kidnapping enlists the parents' cooperation" "If they call the police, the kid dies" "The parents pay up and the kid gets returned" "Then nobody finds out about it" "People think all kidnappings are bad" "Daddy!" "What?" "Can I go play at Yoosun's house?" "No" "Then will you buy me a cell phone like Yoosun's?" "Why do you buy her stuff like that?" "Have consideration for your neighbors" "Peng!" "President Park!" "Sir please help me!" "My wife ran off and my kids are starving" "In six years I never missed a day of work" "You know the percentage of faulty goods was 0.008% 0.008%" "Peng what are you doing?" "I explained it to you already" "Your employee?" "I gave away my youth to Ilshin Electronics" "Are you OK?" "Daddy!" "It's not going to work" "Why?" "Look at him I was fired by the kid's father" "I'll be the first person the police call in" "Then what do we do?" "Defeat the communists the way for Korea is victory" "Let's go for Freedom Down" "Defeat the communists the way for Korea is victory" "By the way" "how come Daddy's friend is so poor?" "Huh?" "We spent a lot of money because I'm sick" "What hospital is your mother in?" "She doesn't know about the car accident" "Daddy was too busy so they got divorced so" "That's why he left me with you" "Mine?" "Don't cry Stop it!" "Please Stop" "He wants to trade it for your doll" "Daddy loves Yoosun" "Yoosun loves Daddy, too" "Sis" "More than anything" "I'm jealous of girls with mommys to braid their hair" "Then come see me sometime" "Really?" "Call me anytime" "I'm all alone so I get bored" "He never said why he missed work so often?" "Then he never went off for special training?" "Yes, last week from Monday to Wednesday" "She's washing" "Give it!" "I'm watching cartoons" "Is anybody out there?" "Somebody help me" "Go away!" "Ryu" "Ryu" "Ryu Ryu Ryu" "Ryu" "The water's deep there it's far over my head" "Later I realized why I thought the water was deep" "When I was a kid it was up over my head" "Have you ever done anything to provoke anyone?" "Please think again" "I always thought" "I lived an honest life" "But think" "Excuse me, what is your net worth?" "I'm a high school graduate and I started as an electrical engineer" "My wife left me when the economy crashed" "But why" "I don't understand" "Why didn't you call the police?" "I thought lots of kids returned safely" "If I do what they tell me" "Sir, I checked it looks like they used this phone number they didn't answer so we can't locate them" "It's this number right?" "My wife gave it to her before she left" "Just a second" "Yeah" "I'm working" "So an operation will take care of it?" "Where would I get 10 million won?" "am I supposed to do?" "At least kid wasn't kidnapped and killed" "We're lucky you know" "Cause we don't have any money" "Saw" "Lift up" "One, Two, Three" "Saw" "Lung was Swollen badly" "It looks like a woman's handwriting" "Do you recognize it?" "Yoosun" "Why didn't you give me swimming lessons?" "I put this house for sale and I sold the company, too" "That's all" "the money I have" "there's nothing special about it" "A brother and sister lived here" "They don't know where they moved to" "I'll look into it" "Let's go" "Nothing more to see here" "You asked if I ever provoked anyone?" "Are you the father?" "Well, actually" "I am" "How is he?" "If I were a very optimistic doctor" "I'd tell you there was hope this is my guess" "When did you know we'd become like this?" "The moment our eyes met" "You're like an ant" "An ant?" "They say ants are psychic" "They predict earthquakes and floods" "Baek Hyun-jin's "Affection"" "requested by a man who signed Ryu of Doksan-dong" "Any of you remember this guy?" "He was deaf" "He sent a letter saying his sister was sick" "Oh, no She passed away" "He says, "I'm the one who killed her"" ""My life has no meaning now."" "You shouldn't say that" "Would she want to see you like this?" "Don't forget she's watching you from above" "I know you can't hear me but me and our listening audience are praying for you" "Be strong" "To help you out" "I'll send you a new Kimchi refrigerator" "It hasn't an address so if anyone listening to broadcast knows him please let him know" "We're waiting for such touching stories from you" "If there's a story you want to tell send me a letter" "Our address is Seoul Yeongdungpo Yeouido..." "I kept them cause the pictures were pretty" "I cried so much while reading them" "But is he really a kidnapper?" "Don't send him a gift You haven't sent it?" "Two, three" "He's mentally disabled not stupid" "President Park this is Choi" "the results are out and we checked the car" "Yes I know that place" "I'll see you there at 2:00" "Yes, I'm calling about the sticker" "Yeah the kidney transplant" "Yes" "She wouldn't have lived long anyway" "I searched hospitals and found her file" "They managed to get a kidney from someone but apparently they didn't have money" "President Park" "What I really want to ask is" "What are you going to do to when you find them?" "Kill them" "Dismantle the conglomerates!" "Drive out U.S. Army!" "Destroy the new liberalism" "that ruins the lives of the people!" "Destroy the new liberalism" "I understand" "I'll wire you the money tomorrow and then call you back" "Destroy the conglomerates!" "Destroy the conglomerates!" "Drive out U.S. Army" "Are you going far?" "Hell, yeah" "Shit, you said I could go first!" "It's in an artery Chulseung" "Don't take it out!" "Mom" "The noodles were all soggy last time" "Yeah, hurry" "Huh?" "Where is the bastard?" "Fuck you" "Where?" "Fuck you" "Tell me you bitch!" "Fuck" "Next time, don't order just one dish" "Mister" "Yoosun" "We didn't kill her on purpose" "I'm sorry we made a mistake" "But I have something to tell you" "I'm not just any ordinary person" "If anything happens to me my organization is a terrorist group" "They'll kill you 100% For sure" "I gave them your picture" "If you want to live just leave me" "This is for your sake honest" "And" "I'm sorry" "100%" "She sat next to the deaf kid so she's deaf, too?" "No how come she went to same school?" "So what I mean is she got expelled when was find out she wasn't deaf" "She went to college and was a left wing activist sneaked onto a boat once trying to reach N-Korea" "And?" "She got caught by some fishermen caught her in a net while she was swimming" "She's part of the RAA" "What?" "I mean, she was" "Go to Intelligence and bring a few of them" "The problem is" "She was the only member of RAA" "Make way please excuse me" "Excuse me" "we're coming through" "I'm sorry you can't ride here" "Its C-3 They found some of" "Cha Youngmi's flyers at a crime scene" "What scene?" "Three people were murdered" "yes" "The organ dealers are dead!" "But their sides are cut open You know" "He took the kidneys!" "President Park he seems like a real psycho" "Killed three people He isn't human" "Give this up now" "I'll return all your money" "I know you're a good guy" "But you know" "why I have to kill you?" "Understand?" "Huh?" "you know?" "Hello?" "yeh, Inchon Hospital is there boy's father?" "He died just now at 12:20" "The mortuary's on floor B2" "You've got the wrong number" "What?" "Mister" "If anything happens to me my organization is a terrorist group" "They'll kill you 100% For sure" "I gave them your picture"

"Episode 18" "Kang Chi." "Who's there?" "Who is it?" "Tell me who you are." "Now that you've seen the Head Merchant's face, are you happy?" "Unfortunately, we will be leaving now." " We haven't even started the banquet." " The festivity is already over." "Then..." "There's much more that we've prepared." "I've prepared this event to apologize about what happened before." "Please stay a bit longer." "Sorry." "The Head Merchant doesn't seem to want to stay." "We'll be going for today." "I'm sorry." "I'm really sorry." "What do we do?" "This is such an expensive robe..." "This girl must be crazy." "There was a tattoo that the gisaengs from the Choon Hwa Gwan have." "You should have been careful." "How could you do this to a special guest?" "I'm sorry." "Please forgive me." "I was in a hurry." "Please forgive the girls." "Good job." "She's a fake." "Fake?" "What do you mean?" "The one that attended the banquet tonight is not the real Head Merchant." "The one you saw was fake." "Can you swear on that with your life?" "If so, will you believe me?" "But, isn't it strange?" "You and the Goon Bon merchants have known each other for over 20 years." "You're like family." "Why do you think she's doing this to you?" "What's your identity?" "Are you a thief?" "Are you Korean?" "You know how to speak Korean?" "I'm sorry if I scared you." "The lantern wasn't on, so I thought it was an empty room." "Customarily, we used to light a lantern in front of a room that was being occupied." "Head Merchant, are you inside?" "What is it?" "An outsider came in, and we're chasing him." "We want to make sure you are safe." "Are you being chased?" "It's not because I'm a bad guy." "It's the bad guys who are chasing me." "It's true." "Please believe me." "It's safe here." "You can go." "Thank you for believing me." "You're good at speaking Korean being that you're Japanese." "I'm Korean." "I'm helping out a Japanese merchant, and that's why I'm staying at the inn." "I see." "Then..." "Red tongue sole stew, belted beard grunt grill, and spotty belly greenling soup." "You must try these three dishes." "You can't talk about the Hundred Year Inn without trying these three." "They are three most popular dishes here at the inn." "You must know a lot about the Hundred Year Inn." "You can say that." "Before Lord Park Moo Sol passed away, I did." "Anyway, make sure to try them." "You won't regret it." "Then." "Wait." "What is your name?" "It's Kang Chi." "Choi Kang Chi." "Choi Kang Chi?" "I was abandoned in the river. "Kang" means river, and "Chi" means abandoned." "That's why it's Choi Kang Chi." "Then." "What's happened to Kang Chi?" "Where are you looking?" "Kang Chi!" "What happened?" "What did you do that the entire inn is like a disturbed beehive?" "I've attacked the beehive well." "What do you mean?" "I will explain when we get out." "First, let's get out of here." "You can't go that way." "Tae Seo." "Chae Ryung." "Chae Ryung!" "What?" "There's an uproar amongst the Goon Bon merchants?" "I hear there was a theft." "We presume someone came in to try to spy on the merchants." "Don't think about going that way." "It's heavily guarded there." "If we can't go that way, we can go through the side door." "I'm sure they've already secured all the doors." "Even so, there are three of us." "We can go through them." "Right?" "Right." "This mission is a secret patrol." "You can never get your identities revealed to anyone." "So, don't cause any more trouble." "Follow me." "Come this way." "What's going on?" "Being that it's only a petty theft, why is there all this ruckus?" "Someone's stolen something that's important to us." "Something important?" "What can that be?" "What is so important that guards are walking around all over the inn?" "Is that stolen good something related to our business deal?" "If so, it's important to me as well." "So, answer me!" "What is that item that was stolen?" "You're leaving now?" "The festivity ended earlier than planned." "I see." "Eok Man, light the way for them." "Of course." "I will lead the way." "Follow me." "Stop!" "What is it?" "I came out because I heard there was a theft at the inn." "Really?" "But, what does that have to do with us?" "Thinking about it, it's such a big coincidence." "The very night that you came to offer a banquet... a good guest of mine had something very important stolen." "You are the one who asked us to come to the Hundred Year Inn." "I'm sure you knew that the lady merchant wouldn't have been able to go to Choon Hwa Gwan." "Are you saying that the theft had something to do with us?" "Of course, I'm not suspecting you." "But just to be safe, I want to search your group." "I've already checked everyone in this group." "I'm talking to Head Mistress Chun." "Take down your outer coats." "Start the search!" "Yes, sir!" "Nothing was found, my Lord." "Did you search thoroughly?" "Yes, my Lord." "Is that enough?" "May we go now?" "Go tell Police Chief Jung that there was a thief inside the inn." "Tell him to capture whoever seems suspicious." "Especially..." "Tell him to carefully search for any members of Moo Hyung Do Gwan in the village." "For some reason, I think they are involved." "Yes, sir." "Let's go." "Head Maid, what's going on?" "Who are they?" "Chung Jo, it's us." "Kang Chi." " What's going on, Head Maid?" " I'll tell you the details, later." "The three of them will have to stay the night here." "Chung Jo, please take care of them." "Brother Gon, the elders are here." "Yes, Head Mistress." "Kang Chi, you come, too." "I'm sorry for making you come to a place like this." " It was just so urgent." " It's okay." "When it's this urgent, where we meet is not important." "Please come in." "Kang Chi, what are you doing here?" "What?" "You see..." "I brought him, Master." "I thought we would need him since he knows the inn well." "Is Yeo Wool here, too?" "So, I heard that you have something urgent to give me." "What is it?" "It's a map." "Map?" "The details of the map are amazing." "All of the important sites are accurately marked." "It must have taken them at least six months to prepare all of this." "Don't you think the murder cases are related to the sights on this map?" "The times coincide." "They've been preparing this meticulously?" "First, we should capture Jo Gwan Woong and find out about the origins of this map and his relationship to the Japanese merchant." "This map is not enough evidence to arrest Jo Gwan Woong." "If we act rashly, we may be attacked by his allies in the Eastern Faction." "The Eastern Faction is already deceiving people to believe that there won't be any war." "Hwang Young Kil's suggestions have been dismissed, and Kim Sung Il's advice has been heeded." "So, we've had to stop the progress on war prevention." "That is tragic." "The nation is in such danger and we are being controlled by the East Faction politics at a time like this." "How strange..." "Where did one go?" "I know I took all eight of the sheets." "I don't know where one went." "What's going on?" "I'm sorry." "We didn't know they would come so soon." "So..." "Are you telling me we lost that map that we've worked on diligently for the past few months?" "Find a guy named Choi Kang Chi." "He's the one that stole our map." "I'm sure you know how important that map is to us." "I won't take any excuses or apologies." "Even if you have to kill Choi Kang Chi, bring back the rest of the map." "How did you lose that one sheet?" "I know..." "You didn't show your face to that guest, did you?" "You see..." "She saw?" "Not exactly, we just sort of saw one another without meaning to." "It should be okay that she saw him, as long as she doesn't know his name." "You see..." "You told her your name?" "I couldn't not answer when she asked for my name." "I was grateful to her for hiding me." "And she looked so understanding and generous." " And..." " She was pretty, right?" "Was she pretty?" "No, not because she was pretty." "She had one of those faces that seem so familiar." " She was pretty." " That's not it." "Jo Gwan Woong is already suspecting our school." "And you told her your name?" "Good job!" "Don't create something that's not true." "She was someone who saved my life." "Anyway..." "Thanks to someone, it seems like there will be a lot of disturbance outside." "We should hide here tonight, and return tomorrow." "Yes, Master said that's a good idea, too." "It really wasn't because she was pretty." "I mean it!" "What did you say?" "Ja Hong Myung may be Seo Hwa?" "Nothing's verified, but looking at the facts, it seems that may be the case." "A person thought to be dead has returned." "And a Thousand Year demon, Wol Ryung, has woken up." "Seeing that these horrid things are continually happening..." "I think it's an omen of danger for our nation." "If that's true, I'm worried about Kang Chi." "If that's true, I'm more worried about Ja Hong Myung." "What made her return, and side with Jo Gwan Woong?" "Why did you bring back the food?" "Seo Hwa..." "Who is that lady?" "How is she related to Kang Chi, and how does she know the Head Mistress and Master Dam?" "How do you know her?" "Tell me." "What's the story?" "Tell me." "What more are you hiding from me?" "Besides the map and the fake Head Merchant, what else are you hiding from me?" " Watch what you say." " You're the one who should watch it." "You want to control the business in the Southern province?" "And you want to control the food supply in the South?" "Then stop with the games and make your choice right here." "Either show your face here, and continue our relationship or... forget any deals between the two of us." "What?" "Forget our deal?" "Starting now, we are fighting for our lives." "If the stolen map is in the hands of Admiral Lee Soo Shin it's clear that both you and I will be threatened." "So, there's no other way, but to make one of two choices." " Either I abandon you..." " Look here!" "Or, you stop playing games with me!" "You know that an alliance can only be formed between two equal parties." "So, you make the decision." "I'll be going, then." "Wait." "Wait just a moment." "Will you be able to find the map for us?" "I will answer that after seeing your face." "Lift the shade." "Lift it." "Don't come any closer." "How..." "How can this be?" "Yoon Seo Hwa..." "You are Yoon Seo Hwa." "What do you mean?" "I'm the Head Merchant of Goon Bon." "My name is Ja Hong Myung." "Ja Hong Myung?" "Now that I've shown you my face, will you find the map for us?" "Will you find it for us?" "Deputy Seo!" "He hasn't come back yet." "You did a great job last night." "Thanks to you, we've given the map to the admiral." "That's good." " Anyway, I think the Master's mad." " He's not mad, he's worried." "That's a relief." "Looking at you like this, you have your mother's eyes." "You know my mother?" "What is this?" "That's an assignment I'm giving to you." "What?" "You still don't know?" "I'm one of the Four Masters." "I'm Chun Soo Ryun who represent the orchid." "You're one of the Four Masters?" "Are you surprised because I'm a woman, or because I'm a gisaeng?" "That's not it." "There's no level amongst the Four Masters." "Whether you are owner or servant, commoner or of noble blood..." "Man or woman..." "It's just a meeting between people with the same goal." "I see." "But, what do you want me to do with this?" "Go, and cut down the tree that's written there." "Cut down that tree, and bring me the house built out of its wood." "Do you know the name Seo Hwa?" "I heard that it's Kang Chi's mother's name." "Did you know?" "No, I didn't know her name." "I see." "She was also of noble blood, and she became a gisaeng when her family was ruined." "And, she fell in love with Kang Chi's father who was a divine being." "Yes." "But..." "Do you know who slayed Kang Chi's father?" "I heard he was a sheriff at the time." "A house made out of the woods of this cut tree..." "I don't get it." "Sheriff Dam Pyung Joon, I'm talking about your father." "I heard he slayed and killed Kang Chi's father." "Did you know about that?" "I guess, you knew." " Look, Lady Chung Jo." " Then, does Kang Chi know that, too?" "Have you been hiding it from Kang Chi?" "And you act like nothing's wrong." "Have you been smiling away with that innocent face?" " You've got some heart." " Don't talk like that." " It's not like that..." " The worst thing is lying." "How is lying any different from betrayal?" "No?" "I don't think this is something I want to talk to you about." "Then." "Kang Chi." "What does all this mean?" "Yeo Wool." "What do I do?" "What do I do?" "Lady Yeo Wool." "What's wrong?" "Are you sick?" "What do I do, Gon?" "What do I do?" "What's wrong?" "It's over, now." "Now, Kang Chi will never see me again." "What do I do?" "What did you hear?" "What did you hear?" "I heard from the beginning." "I'm sorry." "I didn't want to tell you like this." "Is it all true?" "I heard that Sheriff Dam Pyung Joon slayed your father." "Your mother, who was left alone, gave birth to you." "And..." "She died." "Kang Chi." "Wol Ryung." "Are you okay?" "Where am I?" "This is my basement library." "You came here." "I've prepared some ointment." "If you put this on your wound..." "Who are you?" "It's me, Wol Ryung." "It's So Jung." "Your one and only human friend." "It's me, So Jung." "Wol Ryung." "Go away." "Don't come close to me." "Master, you have a guest." "What do you mean?" "Kang Chi left?" "He left saying he has someone to meet." "I think he's gone to meet the one who slayed his father." "Kang Chi." "No." "No, Kang Chi." "That was the sword." "Twenty years ago, I used that sword to slay your father." "Why?" "Why did you do that?" "He killed 15 of my men." "In the end, he was going to attack your mother, too." "I had no other choice." "My father was that evil?" "He was evil enough to attack his loving wife?" "Your father was the one who was betrayed." "I heard that your father wanted to become human, too." "So, to obtain the Gu Family book, he spent 100 days in prayer." "But, your mother found out about your father's mythical identity." "Your mother was scared and fearful." " So..." " So..." "You slayed my father?" "To save my mother..." "Is that your excuse?" "You think that's an excuse?" "So..." "The tragedy of my family began with the blade of this sword?" "Sung!" "Teacher Gon!" "Kang Chi..." "Did Kang Chi come here?" "He went in to see Master just a little while ago." " Father?" " Yes." "The two of them are together right now." "Master!" "Yeo Wool." "Trust me." "Even if you trust humans, all that returns is betrayal." "Master!" "Father!" "Master, are you okay?" "No matter what happened 20 years ago that happened between the adults before we were even born." "So..." "Please don't let that past interfere with us." "What happened between the adults, you take care of it between yourselves." "Kang Chi." "Kang Chi!" "What do I do?" "Kang Chi!" "Kang Chi." "You see..." "Don't do that again." "Don't keep any secrets from me." "Don't ever walk past me again like I'm a stranger." "I did that because I felt so bad." "I felt so sorry." "I didn't know how to tell you." "That's why I did that." "I'm really sorry." "Look at me." "Look at me." "I... like you." "I... really like you." "Kang Chi." "Don't trust her." "I want to trust her." "You'll never be with them." "Until the end..." "I want to be with her." "No matter how much I think about it, the Head Merchant looks just like someone I know." "You're sure her name is not Yoon Seo Hwa?" "I'm sure." "I see." "Those papers are for Park Tae Seo's servanthood." "And..." "I won't accept this money." "But, the Head Merchant wanted to pay you." "This is my gift to you." "I will just accept your kind gesture." "Every time I see you, I feel that your talent is being wasted." "If I had someone like you, I would feel like I gained two wings." "That's an overstatement." "If the Head Merchant doesn't treat you well, come to me." "I will pretend I didn't hear that." "You should still keep it in your heart." "It's my sincerity." "Then." "I heard that Choi Kang Chi's the one who stole that map." "Is that true?" "Yes, that's right." "I see." "Okay." "Did you say Choi Kang Chi stayed at the Choon Hwa Gwan last night?" "Yes, that's right." "He stayed the night in Chung Jo's room." "I saw that with my own eyes." "I see." "Gob Dan!" "Kang Chi!" " Have you been well?" " Of course." "What brings you here?" "Lady Chung Jo asked me to tell you that she wants to see you." "She has something important to tell you." "Who came to see her?" "It was a gisaeng." "I think her name was Chung Jo." "She seemed like someone that Lady Yeo Wool knew, so I let her in the room." "Is that okay?" "I'll be going to Choon Hwa Gwan." "Chung Jo wants to see me." "Here." "Have some liquor." "Why are we drinking?" "We've been friends for a long time." "Can't I pour a good friend of mine a drink?" "Why?" "You don't want to take a drink from a gisaeng?" "I see." "Fine." "Then, I'll drink it." "One drink is not enough." "Just have one more." "What brings you here so late?" "I have something to tell you." "Is it about Kang Chi?" "Yes, it's about Kang Chi." "There." "Just drink one more." "I've already taken four drinks." "This will be the last one." "If you drink that, I'll tell you why I brought you here." "Head Mistress, what brings you here?" "Is Chung Jo inside?" "Well..." "What's wrong?" "Is something going on?" "You see..." " What brings you here?" " Gon, what are you doing?" "How can you just come in without asking first?" "I heard you were supposed to meet with Kang Chi at the Choon Hwa Gwan." "Why are you here?" "What do you mean?" "Kang Chi was supposed to see me?" "You didn't know?" "What's this smell?" "Head Maid, open the windows, and get fresh air in." "Head Mistress." "Kang Chi, why..." "Wol San, what are you doing here?" "What am I doing?" "I was having some chihon liquor with Choi Kang Chi." "What?" "Chihon liquor?" "Good job, Wol San." "Have you been well, Choi Kang Chi?" "Don't move." "If you move when you are drunk with chihon liquor, you'll get more drunk." "He's taken five glasses." "What?" "Are you crazy?" "Don't you know that that's enough to kill someone?" "What can I do when he won't get drunk?" "How can he be this stable after drinking five glasses?" "You're indeed a monster." "What is all this about?" " Explain it to me." " Shut your mouth." "I'm just catching the thief who came into the inn last night." "Unless you want to be a suspect for hiding a thief, shut your mouth." "What are you waiting for?" "Get Choi Kang Chi, and take him to the inn." "Yes, sir." "Jo Gwan Woong caught Choi Kang Chi?" "Yes." "He wants you to come and verify his face." "I heard that you got Choi Kang Chi." "I did." "As you can see." "So, did you find the map?" "We've got him drunk, and he's not in his right mind." "I haven't been able to ask him about the map, yet." "Why did you chain up a person who is not even in his right mind?" "We have our reasons." "Choi Kang Chi is not human." "What do you mean?" "He's half mythical being, and half human from his mother's side." "Actually, I've never seen his true nature." "I wanted to bring you here, and watch it together." "What do you think?" "Wouldn't it be fun?" "Take off that bracelet." "Yes, sir." "What are you doing?" "Don't do that." "No." "No!" "What do you think, Head Merchant?" "Is that monster the one you were looking for?" "Is that the one you were looking for?"

"We were climbing this huge cliff," "I should have been terrified, only in the dream, I was a total pro, and then this huge boulder came loose and I had to swing us both out of the way just in time." "And then I turned into a bird and... you were a dog." "You still had your hoodie on." "What do you think that all means?" "Earth to planet Rove." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I'm kind of wiped." "I pulled an all-nighter finishing that English paper." "Oh, crap." "Is that due today?" "No." "No, no, no." "I've said I've finished mine early since I have the interview at R.I.S.D on Saturday morning." ""R.I.S.D"?" "That sounds like a pirate disease." "No." "Rhode Island school of design." "It's one of the best art schools in the country." "How come you didn't tell me?" "I figured it'd be boring." "No way." "We could walk a whole state in a couple of hours." "You really think your mom would let you spend another night alone with me?" "Look, I wanted to drop off that paper before physics so" "I'll see you there, ok?" "Hello, Joan." "Oh." "So, you're god." "Why don't you tell me why I turned Adam into a dog." "Is it because he's faithful and loyal or because he just ran off?" "Sometimes a dog is just a dog." "Could you exert a little control over your creations?" "Flocks of birds, packs of dogs, you know, people, once they gather, things happen." "and I don't interfere." "It's part of the rules." "Oh, my god." "Look at that." "That's Price's car." "Yes." "Oh!" "Ha ha ha!" "That's a mess." "Someone could slip and get hurt." "I get it." "Joan Girardi!" "Mr. Price, I... this is not what it looks like." "Now, now, Ms. Girardi." "Do you honestly expect me to believe that you were suddenly overwhelmed by your civic duty to clean our campus?" "Somebody could have slipped." "I probably saved you from a lawsuit." "Let's cut the charade, shall we?" "You were caught with the evidence." "Therefore, according to Darwin, you and not the faster gazelles in the herd shall be punished for damaging my personal property." "Mr. Price, I... which, I happen to know from the last time, cost $220." " But Mr. Price, I didn't do anything." " The school district is having a weekend of mandatory community service for other brain-dead delinquents." "You'll be right at home." "I'll meet you at 6 A.M. Saturday morning outside the Oak Street community center." "Oh, wait," "I won't be there." "I'll be in bed." "Wear your painting clothes." "Season 2" " Episode 18 Secret service" "It's wonderful." "It's really powerful work." "Thanks." "I wasn't sure about the lines." "No." "They're strong." "It's... terrific." "Thanks." "Adam," "I..." "I was wondering, um... um, it's a piece I've been working on." "I could use some input?" "You really want my opinion?" "I do." "It's kind of like those Byzantine mosaics you were showing us, right?" " Yeah?" " Yeah." " You got that?" " Yeah." "Maybe if you're going for that," "Well, I really like how Byzantine stuff looks flat, you know?" " Yeah, yeah" " So..." "I mean, you know, maybe if you want, you can take out the shading..." "Oh, yeah." "Mr. Rove, perhaps you could tutor someone else." "I'd like to talk to Mrs. Girardi." "Sure." "Glad to see you empowering the students." "Missed you at the budget meeting." "I had some conferences." "Yes." "I see." "Thought I'd rip the band-aid off in person." "You are cutting my art budget?" "It's the middle of the year." "I know." "Limited funding." "That's how it works." "How can I continue what I'm doing on less money?" "Oh, it's a gut course, Helen." "Draw a bunny, get credit." "I have gifted students, Mr. Price." "Your enrollment has dropped." "The board just doesn't feel that... your class is a priority." "Art is not a priority?" "See this as an opportunity to look inside yourself, take some inventory." "This last one was a review question, which means it should have been a cakewalk for you, my little brainiacs." "First Judith, then Stevie." "I just need to know if it's significant that every girl I kiss either dies or turns out to have been kidnapped at birth." "I'll concede, it's... an unfortunate string of events." "How's a person supposed to get past something like this?" "The Hawking results are in." " You can't take it personally." " Shh!" "Award time!" "...Scientific independent study by..." "Hi, sorry I'm late." "I had a meeting with Mr. Price." "Not interested, Joan." "Uh." "Award time." " Shut up." " Ah !" "What happened?" "After you left, I... ran into someone who framed me, so now I have to do a stupid weekend of community service." "So... no Rhode Island." "Oh, man." "That sucks." "Unless I come up late." "If I'm done by 5:00, I could take the train." "No !" "It's just gonna be too crazy, ok?" "I might be auditing a class." "Each year, science students from around the country compete for the coveted Hawking award." "Ooh!" "I'm so excited." "Dinner at don Thornberry's." "With professor Lambert." "An entire evening of string theory and prime rib." "I am pleased to announce that we have 2 winners in our class this year." "Only two?" "Oh, my." "And this year's hawking award goes to..." "Mr. Friedman and Ms. Figliola" " for their work on velocity of atoms!" " Woo!" "I knew it!" "Congratulations." "Genius goes unrecognized." "What else is new?" "Come on." "But my... my entry proved the possibility of a string force field positing an energy of 10 to the 19th power volts." "This is a steak-worthy discovery." "You're talking about the opinion of a bunch of pinheads at Arcadia college." "And Don Thornberry himself." "I heard he was an honorary judge." "What does he know about physics?" "He runs a steak joint at the airport." "Dude, don't worry." "I'll bring you a doggie bag." "Am I crazy or do you not want me to go with you?" "What?" "No!" "It'd be awesome." "It's just... it's... it's overnight, you know?" "Look, I know the whole concert trip was a disaster, but this is different." "This is... visiting a school." "I know, I know, but hey, hey, listen." "Look, listen." "It's hard for me..." "Ok?" "It's... us... being in a room, alone... overnight." "Oh." "Ok." "So I'll just..." "I'll go to this thing and we'll hang out on Sunday." "Ok." " I didn't do it!" " Can you keep it down?" "Do you have any idea how this makes me look?" "The same day Price practically vaporizes me, you egg his car." "I was framed!" "I can't hear the popping." "You were holding a carton of eggs." "Yes!" "Which someone basically stuck in my hands." "What was I supposed to do?" "Who would do that?" "Mom, it's high school." "Who wouldn't do that?" "Yeah!" "See?" "Even Kevin believes me." "Well, if you did it, part of me would understand." "He's a filthy little cockroach." " Nice!" " I'm home!" "I didn't say that." "I thought you had to be at the bookstore." "I'm just leaving." "I had to finish fighting with mom." "Thanks." "Hey, hey." "Take some dinner." "Popcorn's not a meal." "Show's over." "I'm gonna go watch a movie." "Do you ever go out anymore?" "I signed up for netflix and they just keep comin'." "You and Joan, that was a fight?" "We decided to unite against a common enemy." "Price accused her of egging his car and gave her community service painting." "I didn't do it!" "Are we buying that?" "Why not?" "I'll tell you, if I'd been there," "I might have lobbed a few eggs myself." "Rough day?" "Hey, who gives community service for egging a car?" "She's supposed to be writing a paper this weekend." "She should take my paint sprayer." "Save time." "I did the whole garage in a weekend." "And half the lawn." "I was still learning how to use it." "I think the nozzle's in here." "Oh!" "Decent rollers." "They'll just give her those cheapies." "It's community service, Will, not this old house." "Hey, my tool box!" "You said it was lost." "I don't remember that." "Finally I can fix that door." "Heh heh!" "Hey there, Joanie." "You got a kleenex?" "Sydney Carton is about to be executed." "It's so unfair." "But he displays such courage." "How's he gonna die?" "God shove eggs in his hands, too?" "You suffered an injustice." "It happens every day, all over the world." "Now you can let it crush you or you can rise above it." "Then, who knows what could happen?" "Do you remember reading this?" "A tale of two cities?" "Ninth grade snorefest." "Come on!" "The ending!" "Carton stands before the guillotine, ready to sacrifice his life to save others, looks at the crowd screaming for his blood..." "And says," ""'tis a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done."" "Gets to me every time." "I know." "So, uh... what are they gonna do?" "Write a book about me doing community service or" "I get my head lopped off?" "Things are already happening, Joan." "What?" "Just accept the sacrifice." "And, uh... gift wrap this for me, would you?" "Luke, what are you doing up?" "The roosters are still asleep." "I was wondering how it's possible that the world is this unfair." "Hmm." "Trust me." "It's possible." "They did a simple equation, while I dug... deep into the inner reaches of physics' primary quandary and pulled out a surprising answer and... what do I get?" "Bitch-slapped by life?" "And Friedman eating my ribeye." "Oh, come on." "Look at the bright side." "You got a prize." "Vampire teeth." "One's broken." "Story of my life." "Dad said: don't forget your rollers." "Oh, Luke." "Look, I know you're going through a big crisis and everything, but..." "I was kind of hoping that maybe you could totally save my butt and take my shift at the bookstore so I don't lose my job?" "Why not?" "Menial labor." "Suitable future." "Stocking shelves, numbing clack of the cash register," "insincere smiles..." "Great." "Your shift starts at 4:00." "Don't be late." "Ahem!" "Painting stuff." "My... dad made me bring it." "I wanted to work at the slaughterhouse, but they don't have community service." "Uh, excuse me." "Do you know why we're all just standing around here?" "Our supervisor's late." "She's always late." "That seems fair." "Make everyone show up at 6:00 just to stand around." "Remember what I said about injustice, Joan." "I showed up." "That should be enough for God." "Do the job." "Oh, just paint the walls?" "And that's supposed to somehow," "I don't know, help the universe?" "Why do you think Zen monks spend 40 years trimming one Bonzai tree?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "You didn't say anything about 40 years." "I have a huge paper due." "It's a weekend of community service, Joan." "Just serve the community." "The rest will happen." "So I have to try to help someone here?" "Who?" "They all look pretty pathetic." "Just pay attention." "It'll all add up." "Look alive, convicts." "All right." "Turn your cards in, and let's get started." "We finish the entire first floor by Sunday or nobody gets any credit." "Denunzio, welcome back." " Hey, Lilly, uh..." " Hey, you know what?" "Use a drop cloth, all right?" "I don't want a single drop of paint getting on the floor." "Hi." "Remember me?" "Oh, yeah, sure." "You're Helen's kid." "Yeah." "So what did you do?" "Well, I didn't actually do anything." "Yo!" "Eminem!" "You, huh... what?" "You want to spend next weekend with me, huh?" "Then can it!" "And give me that cigarette." "Oh, come on." "It's my last one." "Hey, you know, she's just doing you a favor." "I saw these completely disgusting photos of lung cancer in my health class." "It looked like a vacuum cleaner bag." "So if you need help quitting... do you wear a light?" "Oh, I see what's going on here." "Uh..." "I think this means... you shouldn't smoke either?" "Oh, looking for meaning." "Impressive." "Paint the wall." "Did the stove do something wrong?" "I'm just trying to de-stress." "want to talk about it?" "Not really." "Yes." "I'm thinking about going back to school, you know?" "Huh..." "Just taking a break from teaching." "Where is this coming from?" "They cut my budget." "Apparently art isn't a priority." "You should call the Louvre and tell them." "And price caught me showing a piece of my work to Adam." "You respect Adam's opinion." "That doesn't mean you're a bad teacher." "Yeah..." "Price said that I need to look inside myself, and he's right." "I mean, the kids are inspired." "I'm not reaching anybody." "I have nothing left to teach Adam." "He's better than I am." "Come here." "Aw, you know what?" "It's..." "Hey, it's ok." "It's ok." "So I'll have more time to devote to my own painting." "You know, maybe it's a good thing." " I'm just baby-sitting the kids anyway." " No," "You're doing a lot more..." "Hey, what are you doing?" " I'm trying to cheer you up." " No." "No." "With this?" " The screwdriver?" " No." "I'm fixing that squeak." "You know, all that hinge needed was a little nudge." "See?" "Uhh!" "Damn it!" "Please, will, the house can't take a fix-it weekend." "It was fine a minute ago." "Oh!" "The stupid screw is stripped!" "Do you really have to do this?" "Yes!" "I find it relaxing!" "You want to take that away from me?" "Oh, no." "Not when you're so relaxed." "Uhh!" "Uh...you know, it's ok." "It's just a bad hinge." "You know, we're lucky it happened now because huh... well, you know, who knows what would have happened?" "Yeah." "The door would have worked another 10 years." "Ha ha ha!" "And then what?" "Then what, what?" "Your father's dismantling the house." "Oh, cool." "Huh, while you're at it, I could use an oil change." "Not a problem." "Next up." "What?" "What'd I say?" "Oh!" "That was, um... really funny what you painted on the wall before." ""this sucks"." "Because it definitely sucks, right?" "Whatever." "Beats anger management." "So you're angry?" "I mean, it makes you want to act out, right?" "What are you, a..." " a narc?" " No!" "No." "No." "Just a... concerned member of the community that would..." "Hey, just... just leave me alone." "Ok?" "Believe me, I'd love to." "Hey, your tape's coming off." "Just so you know," "I'm not like the other kids here." "I got framed." "So, what?" "I'm..." "I'm supposed to feel sorry for you 'cause you gotta do a little weekend painting?" "I mean, what are you missing out on?" "Skulking around a mall?" "A trip to Rhode Island with my boyfriend." "Oh, yeah." "Well, trying missing out on most of your twenties 'cause you spent them worshipping an abstract ideal only to find yourself at 29 in your crappy basement ...sorry... garden apartment, watching reruns of T.J. Hooker with nothing but an ashtray for company." "Then you can come talk to me about your wounded sense of justice." "You don't smoke, do you?" "I won't tell your mom." "No." "So maybe God gave us these, uh... stupid injustices so that we could rise above them." "You know what?" "Don't." "Don't talk to me about God." "I spent 10 years in a convent, and you..." "threw some eggs at a Hyundai." "Chevy." " '92." "I was framed." " Whatever." "You want to know who God is?" " He's a control freak who demands perfection." " Look," "I know this is none of my business, but you were helping my mom get confirmed and now it just seems like you hate God." "I don't hate Him." " I'm pissed at Him." " Why ?" "That's between Him and me." "Thanks." "Oh." "No, thanks." "I don't smoke." "I'm Bonnie." "Joan." "I know." "Just as I thought." "Alphabetized." "By author." "So?" "Herpetology next to robotics." "paleontology next to... ichthyology." "No standards, no... no categories, no systems." "I'm just filling in for my sister." "That's the only reason why I'm here." "They should be organized according to meaning." "You young people today, all you care about is" "Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston breaking up." " They did?" " Yeah." "You should not be allowed near books." "You know nothing about science." "Hey!" "Hey!" "You are patronizing the wrong geek, grandpa." "You want to talk quarks?" "Huh?" "Neutrinos?" "String theory?" "Bring it on, pops." "Then you should have the good sense to arrange these books properly by content." "Content is what matters." "Hey...ahem!" "It's, uh... it's me again." "Ha ha." "You're probably at some freaky party by now, hopefully missing me like crazy." "Painting was a real drag." "Um..." "I was just thinking of you." "Adam!" "Adam!" " Hi, Jane." " Hey !" "What's going on?" "I thought you were in Rhode Island." "Uh, they... they had to reschedule the interview, so..." "Well, why didn't you call?" "I left you, like, 3 messages." "Uh, I..." "I don't know." "Are you ok?" "Yeah." "I'm fine." "Adam, what's going on?" "Nothing's going on, ok?" "I'm..." "I'm sorry I didn't call." "There wasn't a trip to Rhode Island, was there?" "Yes, there..." "I just said they postponed it, ok?" "Then why didn't you call?" "You think I'm lying just 'cause I didn't report to you?" "I wanted a night for myself, ok?" "Ok." "Well, enjoy your night." "What if I said I'd spend the night with you?" "Would..." " Would you have called me back then?" " Look..." " Is that how it works?" " Jane..." "I changed my plans, ok?" "That's all it was." " You're freaking out over nothing." " You know, if it's such a drag to call me, then maybe you should lighten your load!" "That's not what I meant." "Look..." "Jane!" "Oh, why are you all standing around?" "Get to work!" "Why the long face, Starshine?" " I thought you were here to rise above the injustice." " You know" "I don't want to talk about it." "Let's just say that you were right about love." "Here." "I brought you some lung photos in case you want to avoid cancer." "Uh, Mr. Rhode island?" "Oh, I actually saw him walking down the street last night." "There... was no Rhode Island." "Ha." "Figures." "No offense, but what do you know about guys anyway?" "I was a nun." "I was married to God." " That is so not the same thing." " It is exactly the same thing." "Only worse." "He was perfect." "Where am I gonna find that again?" "So why didn't you stay with Him if he was so great?" "Because you can't live with perfection, spend your life trying to live up to it, feeling inadequate." "Now He's making me pay." " Excuse me." " You know," "I just wanted to try to find something real, and what do I get?" "Nothing but losers in my church singles group who think that God rewards them by giving them good parking spots." " Ma'am?" " Huh," "I think he needs, um..." "Ugh!" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Whatever." "So, listen, I go out with this guy." "Stan?" "You, you... you add an "a" to Stan and you get Satan." "Ah, ah." "This is how my mind works." " Hmm." "But, date goes ok." "We go back to his place, he invites me in," "I'm, like, "sure", because at this point I'm thinkin' it's time for something to happen." "And I don't even care if it's with Satan." " Gross." " Yeah." "So we get in there, and he's got this ratty couch with the tinfoil on the TV antenna, but here's the clincher." "He goes to the john, I look inside the fridge, you know, because I'm thinkin' I need a beer to help me get me through this, and what do you think I find in there?" "Mm-hmm ?" "Body parts?" "Mustard." "And a jar of pickles." "And this is a guy from my church group, ok?" "These people are supposed to be with God." "Well, if this is what it's come to, watching Stargate with a tinfoil antenna, then, no, I don't know where God is anymore." "Ever thought maybe God is all around you, like in other people trying to reach out?" "Uh, excuse me, uh..." " There's no more coffee." " Ok," "Do I look like your secretary?" "Listen," "God is not in Stan." "Ha ha." "Trust me." "I went out with him." "So why don't you just go take out the trash, ok?" "Because you got me all agitated again." "Denunzio!" "This is you." "Dietrich Steinholz." "1975." "If you were talking about string theory, you must have been one of the first." "The idea that our reality is a tiny fragment of something larger is hardly new." "Yeah, but you articulated it." "I mean, you were the one to build on Einstein." "There were many of us." "But you were the first." "You deserve the credit." "For what?" "I didn't invent anything, just offered a possibility." "I did a whole project on string theory for the Arcadia college physics award." "I advanced the key approximation, which has enormous ramifications," " and they totally ignored it." " So ?" "What are we anyway?" "Compared to the universe, we're nothing." "A spec." "A moment of glory in the Arcadia college world, what is that?" "They also got dinner at Don Thornberry's." "Oh." "Their ribeye is amazing." "Sometimes it seems like there's no justice." " That's $1.99." " Yeah." "An algorithm for the distribution of... mattress coils?" "There's an ideal ratio of the coils to the mattress surface." "I just haven't figured it out yet." "Back to work." "What other choice do we have?" "It says any kind of brake work should always be done by a professional." "They're just in bed with the mechanics." "I've done this before." "You also said you'd changed the oil before." "Hey, have a little faith in the old man, will you?" "Hand me the socket wrench." "So..." "I see you got a new shipment of movies." "Don't you think you're watching a little too much Rob Schneider?" "Hot chick is hilarious." "So you, uh... haven't talked to Beth again?" "That didn't really pan out." " Well, your mom said you and Lilly..." " Dad," "I'm not really looking for anyone right now." "Ah, sure." "Oh!" "I see what part of the problem is." "Your parking brake won't fully release." "Seriously?" "I knew I felt something dragging." "Yeah." "I'll just loosen this up, and you'll be good to go." "All right." "Go, dad." "Why is this in the fridge?" "Oh, you know, I had trouble fitting that into the, um... uh, thing." "So I thought the cold air would help it contract, and then I could, uh..." "I'll put it back." "You shouldn't throw the rollers away." "Bonnie, you scared me." "People say they're disposable, but they're not." "We can use them again." "Ok." "Here you go." "You didn't see me here." "Oh." "Give me a hand with this, would you, Joan?" "God is collecting my garbage." "That's sweet." "So, uh... what happens now, huh?" "I get my head lopped off?" "Because I am obviously failing." "Think so?" "Come on." "Lilly?" "Everything I say to her just makes her smoke even more." "Denunzio thinks I'm a narc." "Oh, Bonnie?" "I'm afraid to say anything to her because she might break or, you know, kill me in my sleep." "Stick with it." "You're doing great." "You know, nothing is happening!" "You feel frustrated and victimized, yet you're still talkin' to me." "So somewhere, you know this isn't pointless." "Some short dude's lookin' for you." "Hi." "Hey." "What are you doin' here?" "I was just on my way to work and" "I wanted to see you." "I hate what's happening to us." "I know." "Me, too." "I wanted to call you all day, but..." "Ahem!" "I have to take the trash out." "Do you want to give me a hand?" "Yeah." "Man, I thought we were the freaks at school." "Ha." "I know I should be mad at you, but I'm... really... glad you came by." "Hey, hey, look..." "I'm sorry I didn't call." "I love you, Jane." "I..." "I just don't know what to do anymore." "Nothing." "You don't have to do anything." "We're still the same." "But we're not." "I mean, not really." "I don't want us to break up." "Me, neither." "Joan!" "Lilly's looking for you." "It's time to check out." "Ok." "I have to go." "It's ok." "Thanks for coming by." "Sure." "Joan!" "Ok!" "Hey, look, I'll..." "I'll get this, ok?" "We'll talk later." "Whoa." "It's wet." "Don't smear it." "It's yours?" "It kinda like... it kinda looks like, uh... that freaky paint job somebody did in the boiler room at school." "I made it into a womb because it's hot in there and there's all that engine noise, like a heartbeat?" "Hey, how'd you do, uh... how'd you do that part down there?" "Old rollers." "You're getting paint on the dash." "I just had this thing detailed." ""This thing"?" "You mooch a ride, you don't dis the wheels." " Uh, you shouldn't be..." " Stow it!" "So the, um..." "skinny kid that showed up today, was that Rhode Island?" "Yeah." "So just like that, it's all hearts and bunnies again?" "Well, I'm not really sure." "I'm just, uh... trying to have some faith that it will be." "Hunh." "Good luck with that." "You don't have faith?" "You know what?" "Don't go there with me, all right?" "Not after a day supervising delinquents." "But you're still talking to God, right?" "I mean, if you're mad at Him but you're still talking to Him, you must have some kind of faith that He's really out there, right?" "Look, I'm glad that your boyfriend showed up, ok?" "But save the pixie dust for yourself, all right?" "You are not here to save me, so just put a sock in it" " so that we don't..." "What!" " OH MY GOD!" " What the hell is your problem?" "!" " What?" "!" " Are you blind?" " But" "How could you not see me coming?" " My brakes didn't work!" " Oh!" "So you decided to go out for a spin?" "Ok." "Thanks for the ride." "You should look where you're going." " Oh, just relax." "You're crippled already." " Nice." "Sorry." "Had a great day." "Still giddy." "Just give me your number." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Ha ha." "Ha ha." "Did you think that I did this just to pick you up?" "For insurance?" "You lost my number?" "After you walked out on me in the restaurant, you didn't exactly make it into my little black book." "So what?" "Someone gives you a little grief and so you just bail?" "The bailing was you." "Ha!" "Ha ha." "I..." " do not bail." " Ha ha." "I took you out for coffee after that." "Yeah." "To say that we shouldn't see each other." " You bail." " Ha ha." "Well, let's just push your piece of crap out of the way and go for Greek food tomorrow, ok?" "Come on." "Come on." " Come on." " I hate Greek food." "Did I ask you your opinion?" "Go on." "Put a little muscle in it!" "Shut up." "So I realize that nobody has ever created a force anywhere near 10 to the 19th power volts and nobody ever will, because if they did, they would risk creating an enormous black hole that would suck up the entire universe." "Awesome recovery." "Yeah." "And, you know," "Huh... who cares what a bunch of idiots from Arcadia college think of me?" "You read the anarchy manifesto." "Huh?" "No." "Steinholz just made me realize that it's not about ego." "It's about the work, the struggle." "That's all that really matters." "That's what I said to you." " When?" " Dude." "Don's steak was like a whole cow and the baked potato was as big as my head!" "I got to go!" "Dude, it's about the struggle." "Yeah, ok." "I'm... struggling." "Voila." "It's a waste of time." "I mean, Art teachers are so lame," " like you could teach creativity." " No, no, that's not Mrs. G. at all." "I'm telling you." "I mean, she knows just how to say the right thing for you to see your work a new way without even pissing you off." "Anyone who would teach high school is just too scared to do work for real." "No." "Just the other day she asked for my feedback on her work, and it was amazing." "She treated me like an equal." "We were just 2 artists." "Hey." "How's it going?" "Hi." "Hey." "Hey, I was just showing Bonnie the art room." "Hi." "Hey, can I... check this out." "She's totally twisted, in a good way." "She did this awesome mural behind this dumpster." "Wow." "Well, your work is very confrontational." "I don't like to be ignored." "Yeah." "No one does." "Especially an artist." "Hey, Mrs. G.," "I know it's halfway through the semester already, but..." "I was thinking maybe Bonnie could join the class." "Yeah, but, you know, I don't paint kittens." "Yeah." "Unless they're dead." "Fair enough." "Um... why don't you start by painting a landscape for Thursday?" "Landscapes aren't my thing." "Well, it doesn't, uh... have to be literal." "You could use it as an outlet for what's inside of you." "Here." "In 1510," "Hieronymus Bosch painted a landscape." "Of hell." "It could be your thing." "Hey, there, Joanie." "I'm still waiting." "I don't know why you had to put me through all this." "Nothing added up." "Nothing happened." "Things happened." "Ha ha." "Where?" "When?" "Why are you doubting me?" "Before, when you'd tell me what to do, maybe I'd screw up and stuff, but by the end I would see something." "So you think you had no effect." "Yeah." "Ahh." "You remember Emily Dickinson?" "Ahem!" "Yeah." "You can sing all of her poems to "Yellow rose of Texas"." ""Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me"" ""Faith is the peerless bridge supporting what we see, and to the same we do not," "too slender for the eye."" "I don't think that goes with "Yellow rose of Texas"." "Seeing the results of your actions is not important." "Only the actions are." "Like a recluse who wrote poems she never published... and here they are, touching people 100 years later." "Your work is out there, Joanie." "You just got to have faith." "When the road gets dark" "And you can no longer see" "Just let my love throw a spark" "And have a little faith in me" "And when the tears you cry" "Are all you can believe" "Just give these loving arms a try" "And have a little faith in me" "And have a little faith in me" "And have a little faith in me" "And have a little faith in me" "When your secret heart" "Cannot speak so easily" "Come here darlin'" "From a whisper start" "To have a little faith in me" "And when your back's against the wall" "Just turn around and you will see" "I will catch, I will catch your fall baby" "Just have a little faith in me" "And have a little faith in me" "And have a little faith in me"

"Come on, Al." "What's up?" "Woman over on Madison causing a public disturbance." "She's out on the sidewalk screaming at people." "Be nice to her." "That could be my mother." "She's been in some mood lately." "No." "It's no problem at all." "I'll come by in a couple of hours." "Okay." "No, it's my pleasure." "You bet." "Okay." "Great guy." "Who is that?" "Monsignor at my church." "He seems to have a little problem with the collection." "He wants me to come by and talk to him about it." "Hey." "Well, look at Mr. Sunshine." "What happened to you?" "Well, I beat the traffic on the way in." "I gave the guy at the toll a $10, he gave me back change for a $20." "I get to the diner, and I get the only English-speaking waitress in the place." "I'm three for three." "It's my day." "It is McNEIL day." "Well, I hate to break up your streak, pal." "Yep." "Don't do it." "Chief has a friend who is a D.A. Downtown." "Mm-hmm." "The guy's got a 12 year-old daughter that goes to the private school down the street." "Yep." "She's doing a story about the police for her school paper." "Chief says we have to take her on a ride-along this morning." "You've got to be kidding me." "What did you say?" "What could I say?" "No!" "You could say, "no."" "You could say, "no"-- a million times, "no."" "You didn't say, "no?"" "No." "I mean, I'm saying it now." "But you didn't say it then." "No." "No, of course not." "I'm not doing it." "I don't care." "I'm just not doing it." "I'm not going to sit in my car on this job with some 12 year-old, pre-Hormonal, oil producing little private school brat sitting in the back seat." "No way, not doing it." "Well, you better talk to the chief." "I'm going to talk to the chief right now." "Okay?" "You watch me." "I'm going to put my foot down." "I've had enough of this crap." "No, that's the answer." "No, we're not doing it." "Chief!" "I want to talk to you about-- you know, at one time I was seriously considering joining the priesthood." "You?" "Yeah." "I had an uncle who was a priest." "No, I take that back." "He used to dress like a priest to get the clergy discount at hotels and restaurants." "They get 10 percent off, did you know that?" "Well, that's really nice." "So what happened?" "Aw, the celibacy thing." "I couldn't imagine giving up sex." "Did you put your foot down?" "Yes." "You told him we weren't going to drive her around?" "Yes." "What did he say?" "I'll tell you in the car." "What?" "The car." "?" "This is modern day America?" "I wasn't doing anything." "I was standing there minding my own business." "That's not what we heard miss--sister." "What did you hear?" "That you were yelling things and making a scene." "I was speaking out against the objectification of women." "All those fancy stores on Madison avenue, they use women's bodies to sell their products." "Is that what the lord really wants?" "Well, I--I--I really haven't talked to him much lately, so I wouldn't-- there's a room in the back." "It's quiet." "I can get you a glass of water, and we can sort this out." "Okay?" "Thank you." "You are very kind." "Well, there she goes, the hot nun." "It reminds me of a movie I rented once, actually, more than once." "Oh, shut up." "Okay?" "I barely want to know about what you do here, never mind the rest of it, you little perv." "Oh, I'm not the only one." "Frank?" "What?" "Tell her." "Hot nuns." "Yeah." "Huge turn-on." "I had this nun in school-- had?" "Not that way, you sick little puke." "I didn't want to assume." "Sister Mary Edwards." "Oh, she used to grab me by the scruff of the neck and shake me so hard, I'd forget where I lived." "You know what was weird?" "What?" "I liked it." "See." "I looked forward to it." "I used to think of it later when I was alone." "If you know what I mean?" "Oh my god!" "You two are going to hell." "I hope you enjoy it." "We will." "I hear it's a dry heat." "All right, tell me again about the shaking-- slowly." "It's not that bad, mike." "We're talking about 45 minutes--an hour tops." "Not the point, pip." "I'm tired of him dumping this stuff in our lap, you know?" "Bust somebody else's balls for a change." "Hey, ixnay on the allsbay." "I'm sure she's heard it before." "She's 12." "You've got cable, right, sweetheart?" "My name is Kimberly, and we don't use bad language in our house." "Yeah, that's probably why I've never been invited over before." "Detective Phillips, could you, please, slow down?" "I get carsick." "Oh, I'm sorry, Kim." "Kimberly." "You might want to hold my gun." "So where do you live?" "With the other sisters." "What denomination are you?" "We're non-denominational." "Okay." "So you're not with a particular order?" "No." "I think it's wonderful how you work in the service of other people." "Um, thank you." "I hope the lord always smiles down on you and protects you." "That's very nice." "Anyway, sister, I need an address." "You in the city, or are you in" "she put her foot where?" "In my crotch." "Are you sure?" "I think I know my crotch pretty well." "And it wasn't my foot." "My feet were on the floor along with my jaw." "She was looking at me smiling while she was doing it." "Doing what?" "That nun put her foot in my crotch." "Oh, my god." "Let me in there." "No." "You're not getting involved." "Jan, I'm already involved... emotionally." "Two minutes." "I'll go in, get the foot and I'm out." "Stop it." "Stop it." "She's probably just a little uncomfortable talking to a man." "I will go in there and deal with it." "You liked it, didn't you?" "It was all right." "Can I ask you some questions for my article?" "Sure." "I can't answer too many questions, though, because I get carsick." "Okay." "How many unarmed men have you shot?" "What?" "How many unarmed men have you shot?" "What kind of article is this?" "It's about police brutality." "I want to be an investigative reporter." "Okay." "Unarmed men, let me think." "This week--six-- no, seven." "I got one on the way into work this morning." "Will you cut it out?" "She's writing it down." "So you think it's right shooting unarmed people?" "Well, I don't know if it's right, but it makes a lot more sense than shooting the armed ones." "Those guys are dangerous." "Have you taken a bribe?" "No." "Oh, you mean this week?" "I mean ever." "Oh, ever." "Well, we all take bribes." "You see, Kimmy, we're a lot like waiters." "We get a lot of our income from our tips." "You call them bribes;" "I call them tips." "I think tips sounds better." "You want a smoke." "No, thank you." "Second-hand smoke kills." "Yeah." "Not fast enough, apparently." "We were just wondering if there was anyone that we can call for you?" "Do you have a mother superior or something like that?" "No." "Uh-huh." "You know, don't take this the wrong way, but you're not like any other nun I've ever met." "What's your name again?" "Jan." "I like you, Jan." "You're a very considerate person." "Oh, thank you very much, but I think we should probably get back" "I got the foot." "Really?" "All of it." "You know, the nuns I knew back in school never really veered to far from the whole knuckle area when it came to physical contact." "The girl is like in a whole different neighborhood." "So what do we do now?" "Well, short of tying her legs to the chair," "I don't really know." "Are you sure, Al?" "I mean she is a tough one." "So you think someone's been stealing from the collection plate?" "Think?" "We know that." "We know what's happening." "Why even one of the ushers saw the person who was doing it." "Well, who's the culprit?" "O'malley." "Excuse me, frank." "It's O'malley." "That whole family's scum." "Now, it's not up to us to be judging our brothers." "Sorry." "But I do agree, he drinks like a fish." "And that older son of his-- so what do you want me to do, monsignor?" "Frank, maybe you could talk to him." "He's right outside, waiting to come to confession." "Well, if he's coming into confession, maybe he'll mention it to you." "Confession is going to be a little late today." "One of my parishioners made me a fish stew last night, and I think it's starting to work in mysterious ways." "Oh, excuse me, frank." "I think I'm going to be sick." "Sure." "You'll stay?" "Yeah, right here." "Yep, when it comes to planting evidence, nobody can touch me." "It's like I've got a gift." "Don't write that down though, kid, that'll get me in trouble." "You're supposed to be helping me." "What do you think I'm doing?" "I think you're making things up." "You're treating me like I'm just a kid, so who cares?" "You're not nice." "Hey." "There's a headline." "I'm not nice." "Took me five years to figure that out." "She got it in 20 minutes." "You've got a future ahead of you, girl." "I'm going across the street for coffee." "Do you want something?" "What are you talking about?" "Why are you going?" "We got a little helper here?" "I'm not sending her for coffee." "Why not." "She's 12 years-old." "So what?" "There's an age requirement for getting caffeine now?" "Hey, kid." "You've got to get the coffee." "You want to be part of the team?" "You've got to get the coffee." "I'll get it." "I don't care." "Good." "So get us two large blacks, no sugar, and get something for yourself." "I'm telling my dad you made me do this, and I'm telling him you said, b-A-I-I-S." "What?" "You had your fun." "Cut the kid some slack." "I'll cut her some slack, but first I want to stop up at 65th and have her pick up my dry cleaning." "Oooo." "Oh yeah, daddy." "All is forgiven." "It's been ten minutes." "So maybe there is a line." "Ah." "Now we have to get out of the car." "You had to send her for coffee." "She wanted to, man." "Look at this." "What's that?" "It's her pencil." "How do you know it's hers?" "Yeah, like somebody else in here lost a little mermaid pencil." "You sure you didn't see her?" "I don't see who comes in." "I'm busy." "Is there a back way out?" "Yeah." "Where?" "In the back." "In the back." "Father?" "Oh, hey." "How are you doing?" "Who are you?" "I'm a friend of the Monsignor's." "I'm helping him out." "Oh." "People are asking when confession's going to start." "Well, the Monsignor's not-- you know what?" "Tell them I'll be right with them." "Go ahead." "Get out of here." "Peace be with you." "And also with you, baby." "I have bad news." "What?" "We just lost a 12 year-old daughter of a D.A." "I've got worse news." "What?" "She's got my five bucks." "I don't think she's a nun." "If she is, she's my favorite nun." "Mine too." "You lost the D.A.'S daughter?" "How is that possible?" "Look, I told him it wasn't a good idea to begin with." "Our plate was already full, and then they throw this at us." "He sent her for the coffee." "Oh, Michael." "It's not like I sent her for the nuclear waste." "It was coffee." "We started to look for her, but there's too much ground to cover." "We figured if everybody helps us, we could find her." "Okay, what does she look like?" "I don't know." "She's a 12 year-old girl." "I had no reason to look at her." "Oh, well, it's nice to see you have some parameters." "She's about this tall, brown hair." "She's wearing a school uniform, plaid skirt, white buttoned-down blouse, white knee socks." "Right." "We lost her at 96th." "I'll take 10 blocks south." "I'll go west to the park." "We'll go two blocks north and then, east." "All right." "What do we do about the nun?" "What nun?" "We've got this nun in the back." "We don't know where she's from." "We can't get any information out of her." "I've got a cousin who's a priest, and I can have him come down and take a look." "Tell him to wear a cup." "And bring 10 dollars in singles." "Fendrich, 21st." "Uh, let me check." "It's the D.A." "We're not here." "Hi." "They're in the field right now." "That's perfect if you call back." "Thank you very much." "Bye." "What's her name?" "Kimberly." "Kimberly what?" "Kimberly we're going to be screwed if we don't find her." "Where's frank?" "And I touched myself in an impure way one time." "That's it?" "What?" "I've got a sense that you're not telling me something." "It's like something's weighing on you." "Who am I speaking with?" "You're not the monsignor." "Ah, no." "I'm father Francis from out of town." "I'm here as part of a priest exchange program." "So that thing that's bothering you, you're not telling me." "There is something, father." "Go for it." "What?" "Go ahead, my son." "Well, I've strayed outside my marriage bed." "Oh, well, that's not what I'm talking about, but what the heck." "Go ahead." "My wife was out of town for a week, and her sister come over one night to drop off a casserole." "Oh, boy." "What?" "Keep going." "Yeah." "All right." "Michael?" "No." "No." "No." "She's a redhead." "We're looking for a brown-haired girl." "You think she ran away and got a dye job?" "But her name's Kimberly." "What do you want from me?" "I told you." "My father works for the mets." "He's going to sue." "If he works for the mets, he should." "Come on." "I'll take you home." "It just got out of hand, father." "You know, a dollar here, a dollar there." "I'm so sorry." "I don't know how you knew, but I'm real glad you got it out of me." "You're a mind reader." "It's not me, my son." "It's him." "So here's what I want you to do." "I want you to make restitution to the church as best you can, and promise me you'll never steal again." "I promise." "Make sure none of those other lushes get sticky fingers, capice?" "Absolutely." "All right." "Go in peace, and thanks for stopping by." "What church are you from?" "Tell your story walking, buddy." "You're hogging the booth." "I don't want to know." "Hey, john." "Thanks for coming in." "Sure." "No problem." "How you doing?" "Pretty good." "You can't smoke in here." "If I was the pope, you wouldn't be telling me that." "You're not the pope." "Okay." "How's Karen and the kids?" "Good." "Your mom and dad?" "Good." "Aunt pat?" "Great." "Uncle pat?" "Had a headache, went to the hospital-- no." "Cancer?" "Yeah." "Oh, I didn't know." "He doesn't know either." "They're not telling him." "Giving him two weeks." "I better send him a card." "Fedex it." "Right." "So, what's going on with that thing you talked about last time, that whole girlfriend mess?" "Is that over?" "Oh, it's over." "Yeah." "You're lying." "How did you know?" "Oh, because it's you, basically." "Mike, come on, seriously." "What did I tell you before?" "You know, marriage is a journey-- oh, the journey speech." "Sometimes the road is tough." "Oh, the road, yes." "And there are peaks and valleys." "Peaks and valleys." "Can we talk about this some other time?" "Yeah." "Let's talk about it after your divorce, how's that?" "Sure." "Good." "Look, I've got a nun in the back." "Nobody knows who she is, what order she's with." "Do you want to take a look, talk to her?" "Sure." "Anybody found her yet?" "No." "Not yet." "It's the last time I'm letting you get involved with a 12 year-old girl." "You're going to hell." "Never mind, come on." "Oh, good lord, frank." "How could you?" "You don't know the seriousness of this." "Why--why--it's like a betrayal of trust." "And if anyone finds out about this," "I could lose my station." "I know it was a risk, monsignor, but I saw a shot at taking care of your O'malley problem, and it worked." "Everything is all taken care of." "Just go, frank." "Did anyone see you?" "No." "I walked in from the side, and I held my hand up to cover my face." "Oh my god." "I left my wedding ring on." "Is that bad?" "Oh, dear lord." "If anyone asks you about this, you know nothing at all about it." "So you want me to lie, I mean, isn't that wrong?" "Just go, please." "I'm sorry, monsignor." "Say, monsignor, by the way, the macnamara girl, she's pregnant." "21st precinct, McNEIL speaking." "Uh, actually, he's in the field." "I know I said McNEIL, but that's because I'm his assistant--hank McNEIL." "No relation." "Okay." "I'll tell him." "D.A.'S office, again." "We got to tell them what's going on." "Give me another half an hour, okay?" "She could turn up." "Well-- what?" "I talked to your nun." "Yeah?" "One thing I'm certain of, she's not a nun." "I asked her to name the holy trinity." "I couldn't hear the first two names, but the last one was Steve, and I know that's not right." "All right, thanks." "Come here a second." "What?" "It's not another marriage speech, is it?" "No." "Just come here." "I know this girl." "She's not a nun." "She's a stripper." "Works at a place called "crazy live nude girls."" "Talk about truth in advertising." "She's got a chemical imbalance." "Join the club." "Obviously, she's off her medication." "I'll make a call." "I'll have somebody come pick her up." "Okay, now, you know she's a stripper why, because she's in your parish?" "Her mother is." "She sent me down there one time to look after her daughter." "So you actually saw her-- the lord is everywhere." "I've got to go." "Just remember-- what the hell is that, a gang sign?" "Peaks, valleys." "Thanks." "You couldn't leave it alone, could you?" "I couldn't." "Tell your mother I said, "hi."" "Tell god I said, "hi," and tell him I've got a list." "Mike?" "Yeah?" "Detective McNEIL?" "Yeah." "Greg melling, Kimberly's father." "Oh, hey." "There's a problem." "What do you mean?" "With your daughter." "Really?" "Yeah." "She told me she had a great time." "Didn't you tell me you had a great time with the detectives, honey?" "Oh, yes." "They were very helpful and nice." "She made me bring her down here just so she could thank you in person." "Really?" "Honey, we should go." "Mom's waiting for us at "la cirque."" "I want to say good-Bye, daddy." "Okay." "Thanks, guys." "You're welcome." "Where did you go?" "Well, you weren't being nice, so I decided to go home." "You just take off, and don't tell anybody where you're going?" "Talk about nice." "I'm sorry." "I guess I was just mad-- or, maybe I wanted to bust your balls." "Thanks so much." "Bye." "Bye." "Well, it's official." "Women of all ages hate you." "You know, sometimes I think it would just be easier if I liked guys." "Not for them." "What are you laughing at?" "I just got a very interesting phone call from the "new York times."" "Hang on." "It seems that they're thinking about doing a major investigative report on this precinct." "Why us?" "We're clean." "That's not what I hear." "One of the reporters has a child that goes to a private school nearby." "Now, this child brought home a copy of the school newspaper." "Now, in it was a very interesting article featuring quotes from a detective McNEIL, 21st." "I got to go." "Now, please tell me that you didn't say that you shot seven unarmed men in one week." "Please, tell me that you didn't say that everyone in this precinct is on the take." "Please!" "Sir" "I was misquoted."

"previously on ER:" "Students don't know anything." "It's your job to teach them." "Are you against this girl?" "You think I should talk to Carter?" "You don't want to be confrontational." "You don't even hear me." "talk to me, not each other." "One good thing about Lucy:" "she's not here." "Whatever this is, I can't fix it." "Work it out, both of you." "Hook her up to the pulse ox." "Hang 500 of saline." "BP's 1 20 over 30." "pulse 80." "The second crit?" "Coming." "Daddy, it hurts." "I know, honey, I know." "They'II help." "It's gonna be all right." "Can't you give her something?" "carol, titrate another two of morphine." "Dr." "Greene?" "He's on his way." "Page Benton, it's a splenic injury." "That bad?" "Daddy, you're bleeding." "Lucy, I thought you sutured him." "He wanted to go to CT with her." "Crit's 24 after 600 cc's." "What was the Iast one?" "33." "Mr. Sawyer, we should suture that." "Come with me." "What's wrong with her?" "She is bleeding from her spleen." "My God!" "SpIenic injuries this size usually heal in children." "What do you do?" "If she's stable, transfer some blood." "So let Ms. Knight suture that cut and I'II" "I want to be with her!" "First take care of the gash." "I want her clean." "Corinna, I'm gonna be right next door, okay?" "4-0 nylon, Lucy." "I know." "I Iove you, sweetie." "I Iove you." "Lucy, can you get consent?" "Yeah." "Right through here." "I never saw it." "The van came out of nowhere and just hit us." "You need to sign this." "Sit down." "well, what is it?" "It authorizes blood transfusion and emergency surgery." "I thought she didn't need surgery." "It's just in case." "How long?" "How long will she have to stay?" "It's hard to tell." "Do you have insurance?" "What?" "Uh, yeah." "But I Ieft it in my wallet in the glove compartment." "I'm not sure I can get it." "We can call." "Which insurance company is it?" "blue Cross." "Listen, can you do me a favor and call her mother in cleveland?" "She should know about this." "Want to use the phone?" "No." "It's best that you make the call." "please." "A muItivictim MVA, father/daughter." "Daughter's CT shows a grade-2 spIenic Iac." "stable, but her crit dropped nine." "How's the father?" "A minor scalp Iac." "Crit of 42." "Awake, alert, oriented." "What's her name?" "Corinna." "Can you take a breath for me?" "Good." "Hi, Corinna, I'm Dr. Greene." "How are you feeling?" "My back hurts." "Your back, not your tummy?" "Where's my daddy?" "Right next door, sweetie." "She has rigors." "Warm to the touch." "probable febrile reaction to the transfusion." "How many units are in?" "It's her first." "I need saline." "rectal tylenol, 500 mgs." "Twenty-five IV, benadryl." "BP's down to 60 paIp." "Corinna?" "blood's been cross-matched?" "No, it's type-specific." "Pink urine." "Must be hemoIyzing her blood cells." "could be blood from the spleen." "Maybe both." "500 cc bolus of saline." "Stand by with epi." "Mix a dopamine drip." "We're sure it's type-specific?" "Bag says B-positive." "That's her type." "AII right." "Retype that blood and the patient." "blood bank may have mislabeled it." "Add a CBC, haptoglobin, free hemoglobin direct/indirect Coombs." "PT, PTT." "What's going on?" "hemolytic reaction." "Her system's chewing blood cells." "Did you suture the father?" "He wants me to call the mother." "Go ask him if Corinna has any history of hematologic disease." "Now!" "Mr. Sawyer?" "Hey, Dr. Ross." "Isn't it late for golf?" "Never too late." "It's November." "What did I just say?" "Crazy." "Carter's going saiIing" "Hey, way to go, Carter!" "You're rambling." "His name's nelson." "He kidnapped her from her mother's in cleveland." "Her mother told you this?" "She's going to the airport now." "So why would nelson give you her phone number?" "He freaked out when he heard his daughter might need surgery." "Dr." "Greene, we have a situation here." "Just a second, Carter." "Are those her labs?" "UA shows one plus bilirubin." "You on?" "Passing through." "Was the blood misIabeIed?" "No, reactions to minor antigens." "This is tough to match." "None in the blood bank." "Did you type the family?" "I drew a CBC on the father but he's gone." "He kidnapped her." "What?" "Bad custody case." "The mother's on her way from cleveland." "Crit's dropping." "We gotta go to O.R." "There's no blood." "Carter, type and screen dad's blood." "Then call all the other blood banks." "I'II try." "Lucy, call his mother back." "Get her records and have mom's blood screened." "She went to the airport." "Get to her." "We don't have much time." "The spleen could tamponade." "Not with crit falling." "It's hemoIysis." "Come on." "Might not be her spleen." "One thing at a time." "We need blood." "Crits at 22?" "We have a cushion." "Let's give her steroids." "carol, 500 mgs SoIu-MedroI." "That might not be enough." "Want me to look?" "Be my guest." "Peter, you sticking around?" "Sure." "You'd page me in 1 5 minutes anyway." "You called Doug, huh?" "It seemed pretty complicated." "No problem." "That covers the entire state?" "Sorry I'm late." "Ready to go?" "Just a second." "And Indiana?" "Just give me two minutes, I'm kind of tied up here." "Why are you going sailing?" "My uncle's boat is in the harbor." "John offered to motor it to dry dock while we have decent weather." "I heard it was gonna rain." "I caught the mother." "She's faxing a release for the records." "Corinna had a transfusion for hyperbilirubinemia as an infant." "Hi, Lucy." "Hi." "But she has a different blood type." "Figures, dad matches." "exactly?" "To the antibody." "We gotta find him." "I'm gonna leave you kids alone." "I've got some phone calls to make." "You've got 1 5 minutes, mister." "You're leaving?" "Soon as I find this blood." "Great." "So I can go?" "Yeah, sure, Lucy." "ball." "blood Registry." "I'm gonna find the father." "I got an address." "Fugitives give false addresses." "You said I couId go, so I'm going." "Whatever." "Why be such an ass?" "Lucy, I don't care what you do." "I'm gonna try and find blood for his kid." "So am I." "Crit's down to 1 9." "Steroids aren't working." "Let's go IV IG, 25 grams over four hours." "I gave you time to treat hemoIysis." "We gotta stop the bleeding in O.R." "She's not hemodynamicaIIy stable." "I'II use the cell saver." "The serum you'd cycle would keep destroying her cells." "Any word on the blood?" "She has antibodies to both vel and Lan." "One is found in four in 10,000 people, the other in 25,000." "She's got both, so do the math." "The father matched?" "Let's hope he comes back." "One in 50,000,000." "The math." "There's nothing in the Midwest." "The Rare Donor Program is on it." "They're not optimistic." "We can't wait." "They won't anesthetize with this crit." "I wanted to operate earlier." "Right now, donor blood is her best chance." "We'II medicate until we get it." "If we get it." "Did you reach the hematologist?" "He's on his way." "Why don't you go home?" "What?" "You've been here since midnight." "Yeah, but I took her." "You know, we've handed off patients before." "You're covered." "You got three docs here." "Okay, I'II call in later." "Hey, Mark?" "Sure." "Can you use albumin to prime dialysis?" "What are you thinking?" "PIasmapheresis." "I don't know if that'II help." "CouIdn't hurt." "You can arrange it to be in addition to your pension." "Tax free?" "Okay." "You ready to go?" "That's him." "Dr." "Carter?" "Yeah?" "James MiddIeton, Chicago PD." "I ran that license." "It's a dealer plate." "Used car lot on Western and Addison." "What license number?" "On the totaled Grand Am." "You guys called about a kidnapping." "Jerry said this was your case." "Oh, yeah." "Did you find the father?" "Who?" "They were in the accident together." "He had us call her mom and left." "A custody dispute?" "He stole her." "When?" "Two weeks ago." "Is the mom here?" "She's flying in." "tell you what." "Have her give me a call when she gets here." "Might be too late." "We need to find this guy." "These things are complicated." "He might have visitation rights." "No, we need his blood." "His daughter could die without it." "Did he leave credit info?" "No." "social security number?" "No." "Just an address." "But I'm sure it's bogus." "I'II try the lot." "Maybe I can come up with something." "Hope so." "Okay, line's in." "Let me get a heparin flush." "Where's the plasmapheresis unit?" "On the way down." "Daddy?" "Hi, honey." "Conni, can you get Doug, please?" "Where's my daddy?" "You're in a hospital." "You were in an accident, remember?" "Does your tummy hurt?" "Where's my daddy?" "We're gonna take good care of you." "My name is carol." "I want my daddy." "Your mom's coming." "She'II be here soon." "Daddy?" "Your daddy's fine." "He's just he's just not here right now." "Why?" "You remember your dog, not me!" "I'm sure it's only temporary." "How's yours going?" "He's either suffering short-term memory loss or saw the accident as a last chance to back out." "Any word from the Rare Donor Program?" "Two words: "still looking."" "I got a bIood-bank friend at NIH." "I'II call him." "Great, thanks!" "Dr." "Greene, Carter left this." "He said a detective may call about the father." "Is he still here?" "They left a while ago." "No, I meant the detective" "Mark!" "She's seizing!" "How long?" "A minute." "I got the phenobarbital." "Try Ativan first." "Accu-Chek's 40." "I need 50." "What's her crit?" "1 7." "Get an H H." "She's hypoxic." "Her kidneys could go next." "BP's 100 over 60." "Push the phenobarb?" "Not gonna do it." "We need some damn blood." "Doctor, hurry it up." "AII right." "Thanks, Jerry." "So there was this girl named Soup." "I don't know why they called her that." "She was two years older than us, so we thought she was really cool." "And somehow she convinced us to sunbathe topless on this deck." "And I'm not kidding you John, my breasts were purple." "And there were blisters all over these...." "Wow...." "Have you heard anything I've just said?" "Yeah." "No, really." "really, what did I just say?" "Huh?" "I'm sorry." "I was thinking about that girl." "I should really follow up." "You said they had that covered." "There's just this one other thing that I wanted to check." "Can you handle it without me?" "No." "Come on." "It's no big deal." "Just powering it up the river." "You're not the only one who's busy." "I made time for this too." "I know." "But I have to try to find this guy." "Because Lucy's looking for him?" "Lucy's probably home by now." "Right." "Come on." "Get on the boat." "I'm sorry." "I'II call you later?" "What?" "I can't hear you." "A Ioaner, the cars we loan to customers to run errands and stuff." "The owner gave it out." "Can I talk to him?" "He's in Vegas." "If he wins, we never hear from him." "And no paperwork on him?" "We're pretty lax about that." "Mort, leave that out." "The rain's passing." "It's important that we find the driver." "Cop said the same." "Wish I couId help." "He was in the accident with his daughter and she's dying." "His blood may save her life." "There's no other way to find him?" "No." "Gee, that sucks." "Yeah." "I'd help you if I couId, man." "would you give me a call?" "I'II give you a call if I hear anything." "Hey, hold up." "I'II deny anything you say to the cops." "I loaned it to my bookie." "What's his name?" "He's your guy." "nelson." "I still owe some money." "He's been good about my payment plan." "He wanted to borrow a car for a few days while he had his daughter." "How do I reach him?" "I only met him one other time." "Then how--?" "I place my bets with the bellhop at The delaware." "There's no gambling on the premises." "I didn't mean you." "I was told there was a bellboy who covers bets." "I thought I told you, there's no gambling on the premises." "Not officially." "Sure." "Like there's no prostitutes." "Excuse me!" "I wonder" " What are you doing here?" "Nothing." "I meant her." "Just a minute." "You work for nelson?" "I gotta get back to work." "Just a second." "You said you knew a guy." "I didn't say that." "Just a name." "Hey, excuse me." "We got money." "Let me go, man." "We need this guy." "Get off me!" "I don't know what you're talking about!" "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "What?" "He was about to tell me about the guy who runs bets for nelson." "How did you know?" "Neighborhood gossip." "The address wasn't fake." "It was old." "I thought you had a date." "We still haven't found a blood match." "Thought I'd try." "They operate?" "Crit's low, she had a seizure." "What kind of action you want?" "I can handle OTB, numbers, whatever." "We're just looking for someone." "Oh, okay." "See you." "No, wait!" "We want to bet!" "We want to place a bet." "It's just that nelson told us to talk to a bellhop boy." "When, in the Ice Age?" "Toby got fired." "Toby." "He covers nelson's action." "Where does he live?" "He's one of those ghetto boys..." "...the Butcher gets jobs for." "The who?" "A "lost youth" guy." "Works at a meat-packing plant." "walk in and look at the nametags." "Jerry, can you answer that?" "Chuny, you mind?" "Whoa!" "Jerry, what's this?" "We're not moving patients." "Triage is on me." "only emergent cases get on the board until we have a free bed." "Anything?" "He hasn't answered." "I'm trying to find him." "What do I do with these?" "Where's DoyIe?" "I'm doing my share." "She's been on the phone for an hour." "I'II take the LP and migraine." "You take the treat and streets." "And get Jerry some free beds." "Benton wants to call Anspaugh." "Any blood?" "No." "Corinna's mother's at O'Hare." "She wants an update." "I'II brief her in person." "I got Lucy on Iine two." "She wants a status report." "I'm holding for John Derby." "Derby." "Yes." "Derby, the NIH guy?" "Yes." "He returned your call, your page." "Left a mobile number." "Jerry..." "...why didn't you tell me?" "You've been on the phone." "Okay." "Thanks, carol." "I don't think this is the right way." "She said it's past the conveyor belt." "What belt?" "AII I see is beef." "Here." "Whoa!" "God!" "Any luck?" "No." "No match yet." "We're looking for the boning room." "What exactly happens there?" "This is the wrong way." "I didn't see you leading." "AII right." "I'II lead then." "Hey!" "Where are you going?" "To find the boning room." "You said I couId lead." "I didn't say I'd follow you." "I didn't ask you to come with me." "I didn't either." "I'm not with you." "I Iooked first." "What does that mean?" "If you were right, you wouldn't be walking around here." "I wouldn't be walking around a meat locker if you hadn't let the guy go." "I knew it." "I knew you blamed me." "A little girl's dying, Lucy." "You can relax about you." "Hey!" "Hey!" "What?" "Boning Room!" "This city builds detention centers 10 years before they're needed." "But they can't start a job program for kids." "Prisons, yes." "Jobs, no." "well, at this job, Toby took bets for a man named nelson." "Not everybody's a success story." "Where can we find him?" "I don't snitch on my kids." "Without trust, it's over." "Want to save kids?" "I got one you can save!" "Crit's at 1 6." "I think we stopped the hemolysis." "Her kidneys are falling." "She'II die if her spleen's bleeding." "No one disagrees." "She needs surgery." "The question is, how long can we wait for blood?" "It may never come." "At some point, there are desperate measures." "We're not there yet." "Oh, my God!" "Corinna?" "Can she hear me?" "She's been drifting." "We should type the mom." "I did while I was briefing her." "A-positive." "I can't give it anyway?" "It's better than nothing." "She needs a match." "And Keith has it?" "How typical!" "He takes her, hurts her, and runs away when she needs him." "Got it!" "What?" "NIH found a match." "Two frozen units in nashville." "How long?" "It's in the air in 10 minutes." "AII right!" "Let's get her up to preop." "I want to be ready." "There's number eight." "This is nuts." "Toby might not even know nelson." "We're here." "We might as well try." "Have a little faith." "Faith?" "What, in our ability to find one guy?" "Then go home." "I'II find him myself." "Yeah, right." "I'II be right back." "Where are you going?" "Yeah?" "Hi." "Is Toby here?" "Who are you?" "Hi." "You live here?" "Where are your clothes?" "He doesn't talk much." "Are you his sister?" "Who's that?" "His mom." "She's sick." "That's a bad cough." "Has she had it for a Iong time?" "A while." "What's her name?" "Mrs. Price." "Maybe I should go in and see if she's okay." "You shouldn't go in there." "That's not your house." "It's okay." "I'm a doctor." "would you watch him?" "Yeah?" "hello?" "hello?" "Mrs. Price?" "Who's there?" "My name is Dr. Carter." "I just saw your boy outside." "Don't be afraid." "I came in to see if you're okay." "Who let you in?" "The door was open." "I heard you coughing." "It's bronchitis." "I've had it before." "Are you coughing up blood?" "Is that blood you're coughing now?" "A little." "Any fever?" "Has anyone ever done a TB test on you?" "Did they prick your arm?" "You hold on, sweetheart." "We're gonna get some help." "What the hell you doing?" "Just trying to help." "Right." "I told you not to come in here!" "ariel, go home and stay there!" "I need to call 91 1 ." "If you're lucky." "Look, I'm a doctor." "If she has tuberculosis, it's highly contagious." "100% oxygen, AC 1 4." "tidal volume 250." "Set up two bIood-Y's now." "Who's on anesthesia?" "Babcock." "Get him." "Where we going?" "O.R. 3." "Find me when the blood's here!" "Ma'am, you can't go into the O.R." "What do I do?" "Wait here." "Someone will talk to you." "will she lose more blood?" "Her blood count was low." "That's why we're waiting." "hopefully we can raise it and operate safely..." "...and prevent further blood loss." "She'II be okay until then?" "Toby's sister says he hangs out at a minimart up there." "Let's wait for paramedics." "What?" "Active TB." "The whole project could be infected." "He might be there now." "Wait." "I'II go myself." "We'II go together." "I'm going now." "God forbid you should learn something!" "I don't want to Iearn?" "Not from me!" "Because we disagree?" "At least respect my experience." "I'm just trying to find this guy" "What?" "That's him." "Mr. nelson!" "Wait!" "Mr. nelson!" "Hey, wait!" "nelson!" "nelson!" "Sorry!" "Emergency!" "Hey!" "Where you going?" "I need to stop that guy!" "The fare is a buck-fifty!" "nelson!" "Wait!" "nelson!" "nelson!" "Damn it!" "Go buy a fare." "You just killed a little girl!" "The fare's a buck-fifty." "There's your buck-fifty." "Hey, you better back off, pal!" "Son of a bitch!" "It's degIyceroIizing and thawing now." "It'II be 20 minutes." "Her crit's down to 1 5." "Put her under." "Are you okay, Peter?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "Get Anspaugh in here." "Come on, Iet's move." "nelson has a daughter?" "She doesn't have much time." "We need to find him." "He got his money and said..." "...he'd be out of town." "You can't call?" "He pages me from different places." "You were running numbers for the man!" "We ain't friends!" "What if I get pinched?" "Better hope you don't." "He'd want you to tell us." "I am!" "I don't know how to find him!" "If I did, I'd go myself!" "What about other business contacts?" "He has guys at ballparks taking action." "Wait." "He's got an uncle, a grounds guy at soldier field." "uncle Joey." "Crit's down to 1 4." "How long do we wait?" "Here she is." "Is that it?" "Bad news." "Come on." "small holes in the bags." "We noticed when it thawed." "Did it happen here?" "Or years ago." "We can't tell if it's been exposed to bacteria." "Damn!" "We should give it to her anyway." "You want to make her septic?" "He's right, we can't transfuse." "So now what?" "Peter, I think we've arrived at your desperate measures." "I want to talk to Detective MiddIeton." "Maybe he left." "No, don't put me on hold." "Cops wouldn't have gotten this far." "How far have we gotten?" "These people don't talk to the cops." "You learn that in detective school?" "We're close." "We saw him." "Yeah, but we should ask for help." "Hi." "Yeah." "I don't know if it's considered an active case." "hello?" "hello?" "That might be him." "I said I don't know if it's" " hello?" "hello?" "I just charged this battery." "Joey!" "Joey?" "Who's asking?" "We're not the cops." "I already got you made for the FBI." "We need your nephew." "His daughter's in the hospital." "We need his blood." "Whose blood?" "Keith, your nephew." "Keith nelson's not my nephew." "Everyone calls me uncle Joey." "You know him?" "He's a good guy." "Know where we can find him?" "No." "When is the Iast time you saw him?" "couple weeks ago, Rams game." "Do you have any idea where he is?" "It's important." "Today's Thursday?" "He could be at the cockfights." "Cockfights?" "You know, two roosters..." "...pecking each other to death?" "Where?" "Used to be on the South Side." "You got an address?" "No." "I couId draw you a map." "Okay." "Linea alba is incised." "Toothed forceps." "Metz." "You ready, Peter?" "I hope so." "Think fast." "She won't tolerate more than 100 cc blood loss." "Go for the splenic artery." "Stand by with lap pads and suction." "BP, 1 10 over 70." "Let's keep it that way." "AII right." "Here we go." "excellent." "Peritoneum looks dry." "Retractor." "Bovie." "Divide the gastrocolic ligament." "Enter the lesser sac." "Okay, got it." "Whoa!" "Suction!" "She's hemorrhaging!" "Lap pad!" "Tamponade released on the hematoma." "BP's faIIing." "vascular clamp." "Can you visualize the splenic artery?" "No." "Don't clamp off the pancreas." "Suction!" "Can't see a thing." "Lose the clamp." "Compress it with your finger." "1 50 cc blood loss." "Pressure's down, 70 over 50." "Come on." "Come on!" "Damn, come on!" "Sure this is the place?" "Yeah, across the bridge and past the second freight station." "There's no one here." "They probably don't advertise." "There's a light on." "We're breaking and entering?" "Got a better idea?" "Not if you brought bolt cutters." "No." "I can give you a boost." "Like you said, we're here." "Might as well check it out." "There you go." "Okay." "There you go." "I can't." "Yeah, you can, I got you." "Go ahead." "Up and over." "You got it." "There you go." "You did it." "How many fences do they need?" "They gotta keep out the riffraff." "You want to go get your jacket because it's raining?" "No cars?" "Do these people walk to their cockfights?" "I don't know if I trust uncle Joey." "He seemed too easy." "What?" "You quitting on me?" "hold up." "Let's check this out." "Can I ask you something?" "Sure." "What made you decide to come looking?" "The girl needs help." "But you see a Iot of people who need help." "Why did you come here?" "I don't know." "I feel responsible." "It's not your fault, Lucy." "That's easy to say when things go wrong." "No." "I shouldn't have made you feel that way." "You're the only student I've had that showed promise." "Do you see anything?" "No." "Just a Iot of dirt." "I think I see something." "Is that a ring?" "What kind of ring?" "Carter!" "Carter!" "Oh, my God!" "Are you okay?" "Dr. Carter, are you okay?" "No." "Can you tell me your name?" "Do you know your name?" "I know my name, Lucy." "I think I...." "What?" "I think I dislocated my shoulder." "Are you sure?" "Yeah." "Anterior dislocation." "I don't think it's broken." "We gotta get you to the hospital." "Sensation's intact." "And I got a pulse." "Stay there, I'II get help." "No!" "Wait, wait." "That'II take forever." "Can you move?" "Can you get down?" "Let's just do it here." "Okay." "What?" "Did we go over reductions?" "No." "We should have." "You did one when we weren't talking." "You're gonna pull my arm..." "...really hard..." "Yeah." "...until it pops." "Just like that?" "I hope." "Isn't that gonna hurt?" "Oh, yeah." "Okay." "Ready?" "Just commit to it." "pull hard." "One...two three!" "Stop!" "What?" "What did I do?" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "We need countertraction." "Okay." "AII right." "I know." "Stick your foot in my pit." "What?" "My armpit." "Your armpit?" "Be very careful." "You said, "Commit."" "That's right." "You sure about this?" "One..." "Just do it!" "...two three!" "BP's up to 100 over 80 with saline." "The distal clamp is on." "Let go with your finger, Peter, slowly." "It's looking pretty good." "Dry as a bone." "Crit's down to 1 2." "No further bleeding." "Kids can tolerate low crit." "PVCs?" "What's her potassium?" "4.2, preop." "Run of five." "AII right." "Lidocaine, 30 mgs IV." "What is it?" "could be cardiac ischemia." "V-tach!" "No pulse." "Bring in the crash cart." "Charge it to 80." "Crit's too low." "Her heart's not getting enough oxygen." "Here we go." "clear!" "still V-tach." "Charge to 1 60." "clear!" "I should've just let you drive the Jeep around." "Think uncle Joey had the wrong night..." "...or was pulling our leg?" "I don't know." "Let's go back." "There's a light up there." "John Dr. Carter I want you to know that I do respect you." "I'm sorry...." "I'm...." "Sorry." "That I do respect you and that you're a good teacher." "And you're a good person, or you wouldn't be out here." "And I'm sorry I'm so stubborn sometimes." "Stubborn can be good." "Not when it's defensive." "It got us out here." "Is that good?" "Most people would've given up long ago." "Most people wouldn't have gone looking." "I might have given up without you." "Thanks for coming." "I didn't come for you." "I came for the patient." "I appreciate it." "Very valiant." "No, really." "I wasn't needed at the hospital." "You said you came because I was stubborn." "I meant we were stubborn." "Oh, my God!" "What?" "I am so sorry." "My Jeep!" "It didn't look that far from the bridge." "Indiana didn't look that far either." "Are you cold?" "I'm starving." "Let's eat." "I'm gonna call a cab first." "They might take a while." "If they come here." "Someone's on the phone." "We're in the middle of nowhere." "That's on the other side of the Skyway." "Sorry." "I'm gonna order." "Make it quick." "Cheeseburger quick enough?" "Get it to go." "Honey, everything's to go." "Let me have two cheeseburgers and..." "...two orders of fries." "No fries for me." "That's my order." "Do you want something?" "Yeah." "A cheeseburger." " Another cheeseburger." "Long day?" "You might say that, yeah." "So, I'm gonna call a cab and then check with the hospital." "Then I thought we'd call Toby." "Toby, yeah." "He was real helpful." "He said he'd think about it." "He'II deny knowing him." "What should we do?" "You want me to say it first?" "What?" "We'II never find the guy." "There's other places we could try." "Yeah, millions of places." "That's the problem." "Let's hope they found blood." "I'm calling the hospital." "Get a cab first." "You want anything to drink with that?" "Yeah, Iet me have a Coke." "Anything for the boss?" "Who?" "The boss, the missus." "Your girlfriend?" "No." "Not my girlfriend." "John, come here." "Come here." "What?" "Come here." "Whatever you say, pal." "Toby got an address on nelson." "Toby?" "You called Toby?" "I thought" "I wasn't gonna argue." "You got an address?" "I hear you had a scare in the O.R." "I thought you'd be gone by now." "I wanted to check on her before I Ieft." "well, she's going into renal failure." "But she's too unstable for dialysis." "She had arrhythmias on Iidocaine." "And she had a breakthrough seizure." "It's a miracle you got her through surgery." "It won't do any good if she can't have a blood transfusion." "Now I get to stand around and watch her die." "You want me to talk to the mom?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Good job, Peter." "Yeah." "This is the address?" "Toby says he gets his mail here." "What is he, a hobo?" "This must be his trailer." "Do you see anything?" "Five minutes!" "I'm done peeking through windows." "Benton operated without blood?" "That's what the O.R. nurse said." "That's a good sign, right?" "No, she still needs it." "Mr. nelson!" "Mr. nelson, you in there?" "!" "should we go in?" "Why would he leave it open?" "Depends on the kind of hurry he's in." "We should make sure this is his place." "They had eggs for breakfast." "Are these racing forms?" "These don't look like construction plans." "Who brings a kid to a train yard?" "Maybe there was nowhere else to go." "What about her mother?" "We don't know the whole story." "He walked out on her." "He left so she could get treatment." "He didn't know how bad it was." "I don't care." "You stick around for your kids." "Sometimes it's not that simple." "I never even met my dad." "He was 1 9 years old when I was born." "probably thought he'd screw it up." "Might've been for the best." "Sorry." "I didn't mean to get personal." "Sometimes love can be complicated." "I'II give you that." "There's a message here." "Let's hope it's a good one." "Inga, you there?" "Pick up." "I don't know if you've been to the hospital yet." "I'm across the street." "call my cell phone." "Leave the number." "It's about Corinna." "Leave the number!" "Damn it!" "Who's Inga?" "His girlfriend?" "Across the street?" "Across from where?" "What's she doing at the hospital?" "Checking on his daughter." "We find her, we find nelson." "You talked to Randi?" "She's gonna look for her." "We'II be there in five minutes." "More like eight." "Take the ER." "I'II take ICU." "And page if you see her." "Meet in the lobby?" "Yes." "You know, your fare's up to $84." "Yeah?" "You two got enough cash to cover this?" "What do you have?" "I've got 20." "We need to stop at an ATM." "Can't we get some petty cash?" "Wait, there's one across the street from County." "Where?" "Across the street, by Doc Magoo's." "Across the street." "Like nelson said." "There was music in the background." "Think he's there?" "Do you see him?" "No." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "You see a guy here, mid-30s, using a cell?" "Every night." "John?" "Yeah?" "Men's room?" "Can I see her?" "Soon as we start." "Just roll up both your sleeves." "I can't believe you found me." "No kidding, huh?" "Thank God." "Thank you." "I wanted some news." "I didn't know it was bad." "Inga never called?" "How do you--?" "From your machine." "You were in my trailer?" "Yes." "I got the donor bags." "Can you do this?" "I can't." "I thought she'd be okay." "Her mom could handle it." "Dr. Greene's waiting in SICU." "Get a BP." "I didn't know this could happen." "How could I have known?" "Got it." "Hook it up." "I thought I was helping her." "Hey, you're here now." "The blood will help, but" "I'II kill him." "Take his blood and then I'II kill him." "Coming through!" "Move the gurney." "Thank God!" "talk to me." "We found Mr. nelson at Doc Magoo's." "One unit donated." "Another one filling." "Screened for viruses?" "They tested this morning." "It's clean." "If I knew there was a probIem" "Someone page Benton." "Kit, get this hung." "Repeat crit in 30 minutes." "Check phenobarb level." "Corinna?" "Corinna, I'm here, sweetie." "ET cuff's leaking." "I'II change it over a catheter." "She's gonna be okay now, right?" "It's hard to say." "What she has is multiorgan system failure." "What's that?" "She's been deprived of oxygen." "She's in a coma." "It's been hard to treat her seizures." "She has three intravenous medications to stabilize her heart rate." "And her kidneys have shut down." "But his blood will make her better?" "A Iot of damage has been done." "Hey." "Hey." "You look like hell." "Thanks." "So do you." "What is that?" "A cIavicIe fracture?" "Anterior dislocation." "Long story, right?" "Long story." "I better get out." "I'm on at 6." "Hey, good job keeping her alive." "BIoodIess surgery." "That's a first, huh?" "You should put that shoulder in an immobilizer." "Hi." "I thought you went home." "No." "We're on in an hour." "Better not to sleep if you can't get three." "I wouldn't sleep anyway." "Her crit's up three points." "But the renal failure may be permanent." "That's if she wakes up." "I thought we were saving her." "No." "We gave her a chance." "It's not good enough." "It has to be." "No." "It doesn't." "Some patients get to you more than others." "I know." "But when you do everything you can sometimes even more than you thought you could you gotta walk away knowing you fought the good fight." "You fought the good fight, Lucy." "Tomorrow you'II fight another one."

"FOUR?" "THEY'RE CRAZY." "I SHOULD JUST GET UP AND WALK OUT RIGHT NOW." "OKAY, CALM DOWN." "HONESTLY, WE PUT A SOLID OFFER ON THE TABLE." "MY CLIENTS ARE SELLING FOR FOUR," "LEAVING HALF A MILLION IN EQUITY." "NOW, THIS IS THE DEAL." "NO." "NO." "RICHARD, PLEASE SIT DOWN." "[SILENT]" "[RICHARD SIGHS]" "I'LL SHOW THIS TO MY CLIENTS." "DON'T KNOW IF IT'LL FLY, BUT WE'LL SEE." "HEY, HOW'S IT GOING IN THERE?" "ANYTHING I CAN DO?" "LISTEN." "WHEN BILL AND NORA LEAVE," "I WANT YOU TO POP YOUR HEAD INTO THE CONFERENCE ROOM" "AND I WANT YOU TO SAY THESE EXACT WORDS" ""YOUR CLIENTS ARE LEAVING."" "SURE." "ANYTHING ELSE I NEED TO KNOW?" "NO, NOT YET." "HMM." "WELL?" "3.5 MILLION." "WE ALREADY CAME DOWN FROM FOUR." "WE'LL ONLY BREAK EVEN IF WE AGREE TO THREE AND A HALF." "DO YOU TRUST ME?" "WE KNOW YOU'RE WORKING" "AS HARD AS YOU CAN TO CLOSE THIS DEAL, BUT THAT RICHARD GUY" "IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF US." "I KNOW." "THAT'S WHY IF YOU TRUST ME," "I WANT YOU TO DO EXACTLY WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU." "IN 10 MINUTES I NEED FOR YOU TO GET UP," "WALK OUT OF THIS OFFICE, PAST THE CONFERENCE ROOM, AND OUT THE DOOR." "I DON'T UNDERSTAND." "WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEGOTIATING." "TRUST ME." "HAVEN'T YOU EVER DONE SOMETHING WITHOUT KNOWING THE OUTCOME?" "WAIT 10 MINUTES AND GO HOME." "THE NEXT TIME YOU'LL HEAR FROM ME" "WILL BE ME CALLING TO CONGRATULATE YOU." "DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?" "NOT REALLY." "BILL, LET'S JUST DO WHAT SHE ASKS." "'KAY. 10 MINUTES." "LET ME CALL YOU BACK." "WELL?" "DO WE HAVE A DEAL OR NOT?" "WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND THIS PAPER?" "CAN'T YOU SPEAK?" "WHAT DID THEY SAY?" "DO WE HAVE A DEAL OR NOT?" "YOU'RE CRAZY!" "NO, THEY'RE CRAZY!" "4.2 MILLION?" "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?" "WE MADE A FAIR OFFER AND THEY'RE GOING UP IN PRICE?" "THEY'RE TIRED OF THIS BACK AND FORTH, PUSH AND PULL." "AND THEY SAID IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO IT IN 10 MINUTES," "THE DEAL'S OFF THE TABLE." "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU." "3.7 MILLION IS A LOT OF MONEY." "I MEAN, WHO'S GONNA WALK AWAY FROM THAT?" "YOUR CLIENTS?" "THEY'RE LEAVING?" "THEY'RE WALKING OUT OF THE BUILDING RIGHT NOW." "WELL, I GUESS THAT MEANS THE DEAL'S OFF." "WHAT?" "AFTER ALL THE TIME AND WORK I PUT INTO THIS?" "GO." "GO GET THEM." "AS I EXPLAINED, THEY TOLD ME IF I DIDN'T COME BACK," " THEY WERE WALKING." " MEGHAN, YOUR CLIENTS ARE LEAVING." "OKAY, FOUR." "FOUR, AND WE GO TO CLOSE TODAY." " NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE GO GET THEM BEFORE THEY LEAVE?" " TELL MY CLIENTS" "I'LL SEND THE PAPERWORK OVER THIS AFTERNOON." "OKAY." "IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE." "THANK YOU." "AND CONGRATULATIONS ON A GREAT BUY." "I JUST CLOSED THE SMITH'S DEAL." "GOOD." "IT'S ABOUT TIME." "NO, I DON'T LIKE ANY OF IT." "REDO IT." "YOU, COME WITH ME." "THERE'S SOME PEOPLE I WANT YOU TO MEET IN MY OFFICE." "MEGHAN, I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE YAKAMOTO BROTHERS," "KANA AND HOSHI YAKAMOTO." "GENTLEMEN, THIS IS MEGHAN DOHERTY." "KONICHIWA." "KONICHIWA." "[SPEAKS JAPANESE]" "SHE WILL BE HEADING YOUR CASINO PROJECT." "MR. WHITAKER, WE HAVE A LOT RIDING ON OUR DEAL." "I UNDERSTAND." "MEGHAN IS MY TOP INVESTMENT BANKER HERE AT THE FIRM." "WE'VE REVISED OUR BUSINESS PLAN" "TO INCLUDE PHOTOS OF THE EXTENDED LAND IN THE MOJAVE." "I HAVE BEEN ANTICIPATING THESE PLANS FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW." "AND FOR OUT NEXT MEETING, WE'LL HAVE AN OUTLINE IDENTIFYING" "RISKS, AND FACTS UNDERLINING YOUR INVESTMENT." "NOW, THAT WAS DIFFERENT." "TO SAY THE LEAST." "[LAUGHS]" "YOU HAVE YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU NOW." "SO, ARE WE ALL SET FOR TONIGHT?" "THE DECORATIONS ARE UP." "THE CATERERS START SERVING AT 8:00." "EVERYONE KNOWS TO BE AT YOUR HOUSE BY 7:00" "OR DIE BY THE HANDS OF MEGHAN DOHERTY." "AND VALENTINA KNOWS NOTHING?" "SHE THINKS WE'RE DOING SUSHI." "[MAN ON SPEAKERPHONE] I HEAR YOU'RE TRYING TO CLOSE" "ON THE YAKAMOTO BROTHERS CASINO THING, RANDOLPH." "YOU THINK SO, AL?" "WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT." "YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO SQUEEZE OUR COMPANY FOR YEARS NOW," "AND IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK." "WE'RE NOT GIVING IN." "I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW OFF MY NEW OUTFIT TONIGHT." "LIKE ALWAYS." "ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I'M SELF-CENTERED?" "MMM, THAT'S RIGHT." "THE SAME SELF-CENTERED FRIEND" "WHO STUCK MY NECK OUT TO GET YOU A JOB AT THE FIRM." "HOW QUICKLY WE FORGET." "[AL] JUST REMEMBER ONE THING, RANDOLPH." "I AM IN FIRST POSITION ON EDEN GRAHAM'S MOJAVE LAND." "AND I WILL FORECLOSE ON SATURDAY," "AND WHEN I DO, THE YAKAMOTOS WILL BE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR." "[BUZZING]" "THAT'S THE OFFICE." "HOLD ON." "HELLO?" "MEGHAN, I NEED YOU HERE TONIGHT." "TONIGHT?" "[WHISPERS] IT'S VALENTINA'S PARTY." "SIR" " ALL RIGHT." "I'LL BE THERE BY 6:00 PM, SIR." "I'LL HAVE TIME TO STOP AT JASON'S OF BEVERLY HILLS" "BEFORE I MEET WITH WHITAKER." "I WANT TO GET VALENTINA SOMETHING SPECIAL." "SO WHAT'S NEW AT THE FIRM?" "I CLOSED A BIG ONE TODAY." "YOU DID?" "CONGRATULATIONS!" "HOW'S YOUR CAR DEALERSHIP GOING?" " DEALERSHIP IS GREAT." " THAT'S GORGEOUS." "I HAVE TO GET A GIFT FOR MT FRIEND." "AH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL." "ANY INTERESTING OPPORTUNITIES YOU CAN THROW MY WAY?" "YEAH." "ONE OF MY CLIENTS IS THINKING OF OPENING A CHAIN OF AUTOMATIC CAR WASHES." "THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING." "I KNOW I DID REAL WELL" "INVESTING IN THE LAST EXOTIC CAR BUSINESS YOU GOT ME TURNED ON" "SO HOW MUCH?" "FOR YOU, 8,000." "THAT'S RETAIL." "WHAT'S MY PRICE?" "OKAY, I'LL DO 7,500." "OKAY. 7,000." "BUT THAT'S IT." "DEAL." " HOW MUCH FOR THAT ONE?" " NORMALLY IT'S 2,000, BUT" "FOR YOU, 1,500." "COULD YOU BOX THAT ALSO?" "SURE." "SO HOW'S THE FERRARI?" "FAST." "YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE ONLY CAR" "I DON'T HAVE IN MY DEALERSHIP," "SO IF YOU EVER WANT TO GET THAT THING OFF YOUR HANDS, LET ME KNOW." "LET GO OF MY PRIDE AND JOY?" "NEVER." "JASON, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO ASK ME THAT." "[WHITAKER] THE MOJAVE DESERT." "5,000 ACRES OF THE MOJAVE DESERT." "WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A CASINO RESORT," "INCLUDING AN 18-HOLE GOLF COURSE" "AND A COUNTRY CLUB." "SO WHAT'S THE CATCH?" "WELL, GRAEME MINISTRIES OWNS 1,000 ACRES" "RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT." "THE YAKAMOTO BROTHERS ARE GOING TO NEED" "THIS ONE PIECE OF LAND TO BUILD THEIR VISION UPON." "NOW, THIS LAND IS ALREADY IN FORECLOSURE," "BUT THE OWNER, MR. EDEN GRAHAM," "IS NOT COOPERATING." "AND SO, THIS LAND" "IS GOING TO GO TO AUCTION NEXT SATURDAY." "THAT DOESN'T GIVE US MUCH TIME." "I KNOW." "THIS GUY ABSOLUTELY REFUSES TO SELL." "THEREFORE I NEED YOU TO DRIVE UP TO THE MOJAVE," "AND MEET WITH MR. EDEN GRAHAM." "MEGHAN, YOU CLOSE ON THIS DEAL," "AND WE'LL ENJOY A CELEBRATION TOGETHER." "MY DREAM WILL BE REALIZED" "AND GUESS WHO WILL BE IN LINE TO FILL MY SHOES?" "HI!" "VALENTINA." "I'M SORRY I MISSED YOUR PARTY." "NO, YOU DIDN'T MISS IT." "YOU'RE HERE NOW," "AND THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE," "THREE BEST FRIENDS, ENJOYING EACH OTHER." "I KNEW WHEN WHITAKER CALLED YOU TO HIS OFFICE IT WOULD BE A LATE NIGHT." "WE ALL KNEW THAT." "WE DECIDED TO WAIT FOR YOU." "OH, GUYS, YOU ARE SO SWEET." "OH, I'M ACTING AS IF IT'S MY BIRTHDAY." "HERE." "OH MY, LOOK AT THIS BRACELET!" "IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!" "OKAY, OPEN." "OKAY!" "OH!" "DO YOU LIKE IT?" "I LOVE IT!" "OH, THANK YOU." "LOOK WHAT ADAM GOT ME." "THAT IS GORGEOUS!" "YOU MUST HAVE SPENT YOUR ENTIRE PAYCHECK ON THAT." "NOT ALL OF IT, BUT, YEAH, MOST." "[PHONE BUZZES]" "HI, MOM." "I FINALLY CAUGHT YOU." "LET ME TALK TO HER." "MOM, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A CALL BACK TOMORROW." "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME BACK YESTERDAY." "GOOD NIGHT." "I LOVE YOU." "SHE HAS THE WORST TIMING." "HMM." "[MEGHAN] I HAVE THE BIGGEST DEAL OF MY LIFE AND SHE CALLS TO CHIT CHAT?" "DON'T BE SELFISH." "IT'S YOUR MOTHER." "YOU CAN'T TAKE TWO MINUTES OF YOUR TIME?" "TWO MINUTES WILL TURN INTO TWO HOURS." "I JUST HAVE SO MUCH ON MY MIND WITH THE YAKAMOTO ACCOUNT." "MEGHAN, EVER SINCE I'VE KNOWN YOU," "ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MONEY AND YOUR CAREER." "WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU TURN 60?" "YOU'RE GOING TO WISH THAT SOMEONE WOULD CALL AND VISIT YOU." "AND GUESS WHAT?" "YOU ARE GOING TO BE ALL ALONE." "YOU ARE JUST AS OLD AS I AM." "BUT I LOVE MY FAMILY." "AND ONE DAY I PLAN TO SETTLE DOWN AND HAVE CHILDREN OF MY OWN" "SO THAT WHEN I GET OLD I'LL HAVE SOMEONE TO LOVE ME." "LOOK AT YOU!" "YOU DON'T DATE AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF ADAM AND ME." "IT'S LATE, AND I HAVE TO PREPARE" "FOR THE BIGGEST PRESENTATION OF MY LIFE TOMORROW." "[ADAM] THAT'S RIGHT." "BIG PRESENTATION." "I'LL GO GET MY COMPUTER SO I CAN ASSIST." "YOU KNOW THAT I'M RIGHT." "LET ME GOOGLE "GOD'S COUNTRY" AND SEE WHAT WE'RE WORKING WITH." "WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?" ""GOD'S COUNTRY IS NOT JUST A GETAWAY." "IT'S A SAFE HAVEN FOR THOSE WHO NEED A BREAK," "IN THE MIDDLE OF 1,000 ACRES," "WE OFFER THE BEST HIKING, CAMPING" "RUN BY MINISTER EDEN GRAHAM, SECOND GENERATION" "[WHISPERS] GOOD NIGHT." "[GASPS]" "[SCREAMS, THUDS, GRUNTS]" "STUPID SHOE!" "HAVE THEY MADE IT?" "MEGHAN, WHERE ARE YOU?" "HAVE THEY MADE IT?" "THEY ARE HERE NOW." " OKAY." " AND MR. WHITAKER IS WALKING THEM INTO THE CONFERENCE ROOM." " WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME?" " I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU ALL MORNING." "I HAD RESEARCH PUT SOMETHING TOGETHER." "IT'S ON YOUR DESK." "OKAY." "OFFER THEM COFFEE, TEA, SOMETHING TO DRINK." "STALL THEM." "YOU WANT ME TO GO INTO THE CONFERENCE ROOM?" " BUT I" " I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THESE QUESTIONS!" "JUST DO IT!" "OKAY." "[HONKS HORN, TIRES SCREECH]" "WHO DO YOU LIKE BETTER?" "YOU LIKE MATSUI OR ICHIRO?" "UH, MEGHAN IS A COUPLE OF MINUTES AWAY." "SHE ASKED ME TO OFFER YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK." "COFFEE?" "WATER?" "TEA?" "TELL MS. DAUGHERTY WE PREFER HER PRESENCE INSTEAD OF DRINKS." "BUT SINCE YOU'RE HERE, BRING ALL OF THE ABOVE." "YES, SIR." "ANYWAY, MY FAVORITE PLAYER IS HIDEKI MATSUI." "THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU." "I STALLED AS LONG AS I COULD." "HERE'S YOUR MATERIAL." "OH, UH" "GENTLEMEN." "THANK YOU FOR COMING." "SHALL WE GET DOWN TO BUSINESS?" "WE'VE IDENTIFIED YOUR PROSPECTUS AND HAVE DONE AND EVALUATION" "KEEPING IN MIND THE GROWTH RATE" "OF THE SURROUNDING MOJAVE AREA." "WE SEE YOUR CASINO NOT ONLY AS GAMBLING FOR ADULTS," "AND WE BELIEVE YOU HAVE AN ENTERTAINMENT PORTAL." "WE SEE THE PROFIT POTENTIAL AT A CAPTURE OF 40% LIFT ANNUALLY." "YOUR INVESTMENT OVER THE COURSE OF 10 YEARS" "WILL YIELD AN ANNUAL $2 MILLION," "WHICH BY YEAR EIGHT, FROM YOUR PROFIT, YOUR INTEREST," "AND NEIGHBORING LEASES, YOUR INVESTMENT WILL BE PAID BACK IN FULL." "WE AT WHITAKER AND ASSOCIATES WOULD LOVE TO TEAM UP WITH THE YAKAMOTO BROTHERS" "TO TURN THE MOJAVE DESERT INTO ONE OF AMERICA'S MOST IMPRESSIVE CASINOS." "WHITAKER AND ASSOCIATES IS THE MOST QUALIFIED FINANCIAL ORGANIZATION" "TO BRING YOUR ASTONISHING VISION TO REALITY." "THANK YOU." "[BROTHER] EXCELLENT." "[BROTHER #2] VERY GOOD JOB." "[SPEAKING JAPANESE]" "ARIGATO." "I'M SORRY." "COULD SOMEONE TRANSLATE FOR ME?" " [CHUCKLES]" " I JUST COMPLIMENTED MS. DOHERTY" "ON HER PRESENTATION." "EXCELLENT." "DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES?" "I DID." "WE REALLY WON THEM OVER." "YOU KNOW, MEGHAN, I DON'T HAND OUT COMPLIMENTS TOO EASILY," "BUT YOU WERE OUTSTANDING TODAY AND I MEAN THAT." "BUT BEFORE WE START BLOWING OUR OWN HORN HERE," "WE STILL HAVE SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS." "WALK WITH ME TO MY CAR." "ALL RIGHT, LET'S NOT WASTE ANY TIME WITH THIS." "I WANT YOU TO GET UP THERE AS EARLY AS TOMORROW." "HAVE YOU ASSISTANT CALL AHEAD AND SET UP A MEETING WITH GRAHAM." "AND MEGHAN," "DO NOT PULL ANY PUNCHES WITH THIS GUY." "LET HIM KNOW THAT YOU MEAN BUSINESS," "THAT NOTHING, AND I MEAN NOTHING," "WILL STOP WHITAKER AND ASSOCIATES FROM CLOSING THAT DEAL." "'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I CAN FEEL IT." "GOD IS ON OUR SIDE, SO YOU CLOSE THIS." "[CELL PHONE BUZZES]" "HELLO?" "I THOUGHT MAYBE I'D HAVE A CHANCE TO SPEAK WITH MY ONLY CHILD." "BUT SHE'S ALWAYS TOO BUSY FOR HER ONLY MOTHER." "SORRY, MOTHER." "I'VE BEEN SWAMPED AT WORK." "WELL, IT MUST BE GOING WELL." "I RECEIVED ANOTHER CHECK IN THE MAIL." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "EVERY WEEK THE CHURCH HANDS OUT FOOD DONATIONS TO SENIOR CITIZENS." "SO I'M HEADED ON OVER TO THE RETIREMENT HOME," "WHICH IS WHERE I'LL BE LIVING IN A COUPLE OF YEARS." "MA, COME ON." "YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO GUILTY." "WELL, YOU SHOULD." "WHAT HAS IT BEEN, ALMOST SIX MONTHS SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU?" "YOU KNOW WHAT THIS COMING WEEKEND IS." "NO, MA, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS COMING WEEKEND IS." "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, MEGHAN." "LISTEN, PASADENA IS NOT THAT FAR FROM LOS ANGELES," "SO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY EXCUSES, AND I DON'T WANT ANOTHER CHECK FROM YOU." "I WANT TO BE WITH MY DAUGHTER ON MY BIRTHDAY." "OKAY, MA, I WILL BE WITH YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY." "I PROMISE." "CROSS YOUR HEART?" "CROSS MY HEART." "HA!" "OH, I'M SO EXCITED I'M GONNA SEE YOU FINALLY!" "I LOVE YOU." "LOVE YOU TOO, MOM." "[GROANS]" "ALL RIGHT." "[CELL PHONE RINGS]" "HELLO, ADAM." "MEGHAN, HEY." "MR. WHITAKER ASKED ME TO GET YOU ON THE PHONE." " HOLD THAT NOTE." " YOU GET MEGHAN ON THE PHONE YET?" " WHAT DOES HE WANT TO TALK ABOUT?" " YES, SIR." " ADAM, WAIT" " HELLO, MEGHAN." "YOU'RE HEADING UP THERE, I HOPE." "YES, SIR." "I SHOULD BE THERE IN A COUPLE OF HOURS." "GOOD." "LISTEN TO ME." "THE YAKAMOTO BROTHERS ARE SCHEDULED TO FLY BACK INTO TOWN" "THIS THURSDAY TO FINALIZE EVERYTHING." "I'M COUNTING ON YOU." "I AM DEPENDING ON YOU TO TAKE CARE OF THIS." "DON'T PLAN." "DO IT." "YES, SIR." "I PLAN TO." "CALL ME THE SECOND YOU HAVE YOUR MEETING WITH GRAHAM." "DO NOT LEAVE HIS SIDE WITHOUT SIGNING THOSE DOCUMENTS." "BYE." "[GROANS]" ""CLOSE IT."" "I'LL CLOSE IT." "I'LL SHOW HIM." "I'LL MAKE PARTNER AND FORCE HIM TO RETIRE." "WHERE AM I?" "OKAY" "I'LL FIND IT." "[SIGHS]" "[MOTOR STOPS]" "WHOO!" "PARIS HILTON AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON YOU, GIRL!" "DA-DA-DA-DA!" "I'M SORRY, MA'AM" "DON'T TOUCH THE CAR!" "MA'AM, IT'S NOT EVERY DAY THAT A FERRARI PULLS UP." "HOO!" "[DOOR CLOSES]" "HEY, MY NAME IS LENNY." "I'M ONE OF THE COUNSELORS HERE." " OKAY" " I'M SORRY." "I DIDN'T GET YOUR NAME." "I DIDN'T GIVE MY NAME TO YOU." "LISTEN, I'M LOOKING FOR MR. GRAHAM." "IS HE AROUND?" "MR. GRAHAM IS ALWAYS AROUND." "WELL THEN, CAN YOU GET HIM FOR ME?" "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK." "[SIGHS]" "[CHUCKLES] HEY, UH, MR. GRAHAM," "THERE'S A WOMAN OUT HERE WITH A FERRARI." "[GROANS]" "[WALKIE TALKIE BEEPS] REALLY?" "WHERE'S SHE FROM?" "MY NAME IS DOHERTY." "WHERE-- WHERE IS SHE FROM?" "MRS. DOUBTFIRE, HE WANTS TO KNOW WHERE YOU'RE FROM." "DOHERTY." "MY NAME IS DOHERTY." "HUH?" "I'M FROM WHITAKER AND ASSOCIATES." "WHITAK" " OH, JUST-- HUH?" " I'M SORRY, MA'AM." "I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE" "MR. GRAHAM, THIS IS MEGHAN DOHERTY." "I'M WITH WHITAKER AND ASSOCIATES." "MY ASSISTANT CALLED YESTERDAY." "HELLO, MR. GRAHAM?" "MR. GRAHAM?" "MA'AM." "MA'AM." "WHAT?" "MA'AM!" "IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO MR. GRAHAM," "YOU HAVE TO PUSH THAT BUTTON RIGHT THERE." "WHERE IS HIS OFFICE?" "WHERE IS HIS OFFICE?" "[GROANS]" "INCOMPETENT PEOPLE." "OOH, THAT'S A NICE RIDE!" "HOO!" "[WHISTLES]" "ONE FANCY AUTOMOBILE." "MR. GRAHAM." "WHAT?" "NO, GIVE ME A HUG." "THERE WE GO." "MS. DOHERTY?" "DOHERTY." "MEGHAN DOHERTY." " GOOD TO MEET YOU." "THIS IS PASTOR TINSLEY." " HOW DO YOU DO?" " PASTOR TINSLEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?" " BREATHTAKING." "PASTOR TINSLEY'S CHURCH IS GONNA BE OUR GUEST ALL THIS WEEK AT CAMP." "MR. GRAHAM, IS THERE SOMEPLACE WE CAN SPEAK IN PRIVATE?" "WELL, SURE." "RIGHT THIS WAY." "AHEM." "HAVE A SEAT." "I NEED TO GET RIGHT TO THE POINT." "AS YOU KNOW, WE'RE THE LENDER IN SECOND POSITION ON YOUR PROPERTY." "MR. WHITAKER SENT ME DOWN HERE TO DISCUSS YOUR PROPERTY IN ITS CURRENT STATE." "YOU'RE IN FORECLOSURE, SET TO GO TO AUCTION THIS SATURDAY." "SINCE WE DON'T WANT TO RISK ANYONE ELSE ATTEMPTING TO BUY YOUR PROPERTY," "I'M HERE TO MAKE YOU AN OFFER AND CLOSE ON THIS DEAL TODAY." "HMM." "IT'S FUNNY" "I SPOKE TO ONE OF YOU PEOPLE THE OTHER DAY." "NOW WHITAKER'S SENDING SOMEBODY DOWN HERE TO PATRONIZE ME?" "MR. GRAHAM, I AM NOT PATRONIZING YOU." "I'M HERE TO MAKE YOU A SERIOUS CASH OFFER," "AN OFFER I KNOW IS MORE THAN FAIR." "LOOK, YOU'RE BEHIND IN MONTHLY PAYMENTS," "BEHIND ON YOUR TAXES." "WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP." "ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIGN THE POWER OF OWNERSHIP OVER TO US" " AND WE CAN HANDLE THE REST." " MS. DOHERTY," "I MAY BE A LITTLE LATE PAYING THIS MORTGAGE," "BUT I SERVE AN ON-TIME GOD," "AND HE WILL DELIVER US FROM THIS FINANCIAL HOLD YOUR BANK HAS ON US." " MR. GRAHAM" " DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS PLACE?" "OR ARE YOU JUST DOWN HERE TO EARN A COMMISSION?" "I'M HERE TO DO YOU A FAVOR." "FOLLOW ME." "[LAUGHS]" "I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU ON A LITTLE TOUR OF THE CAMP." "A TOUR IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE THE POSITION YOU'RE IN." "COME ON." "WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?" "[MOTOR STARTS]" "HMMM." "I'M SECOND-GENERATION LAND OWNER OF GRAHAM HOLDINGS." "MY DAD WAS A MINISTER." "I USE THIS LAND TO GIVE BACK TO GOD," "FOR ME REBELLING AGAINST HIS RIGHTEOUS WAYS WHEN I WAS A KID." "LOOK AT IT." "I LOVE THIS LAND." "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE IT." "OUR MINISTRY HAS TAKEN A BIG HIT, JUST AS I'M SURE RESIDENTIAL HAS." "CHURCHES CAN'T TITHE THE WAY THEY USED TO" "OR PAY EXTRAS FOR THE KIDS," "AND THAT TRICKLES DOWN TO PEOPLE LIKE US." "MEGHAN YOU CAN TELL WHITAKER I HAVE TO DECLINE HIS OFFER." "LISTEN, THE DEAL IS THE DEAL." "YOU CAN PRAY TO YOUR GOD ANY TIME, DAY OR NIGHT," "BUT IT'S NOT GONNA STOP THE FACT THAT OUT BANK IS GONNA TAKE THIS PROPERTY." "TAKE ME BACK TO MY CAR." "MEGHAN, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT." "I'D BE WILLING TO PUT MY FAITH THAT GOD WILL COME THROUGH" "AND THIS WILL ALL BE WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE." "IF YOU'LL JUST STAY HERE FOR SIX DAYS." "SEE WHAT IT IS WE DO HERE." "WATCH GOD'S BLESSINGS UNFOLD." "AND THEN IF BY SOME CHANCE YOU DON'T SEE WHY THIS LAND IS SO IMPORTANT," "I'LL SIGN YOUR DEAL BEFORE THE LAND GOES TO AUCTION" "SO YOU CAN GET YOUR BIG COMMISSION CHECK." "LISTEN, TAKE THE CHECK," "GATHER YOUR CHRISTIAN FOLK," "AND GO BUILD A CHURCH IN A NEW LOCATION." "NEAR A CITY WHERE PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIVE." "MS. DOHERTY," "I KNOW AS LONG AS I DON'T PUT MY SIGNATURE ON THAT DOCUMENT," "I HAVE A FIGHTING CHANCE TO KEEP WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE." "NO, IT'S NOT OVER TILL GOD SAYS IT'S OVER." "AND GOD HASN'T TOLD ME ANYTHING." "ALL RIGHT." "SO, WHY WOULD ME STAYING HERE FOR SIX DAYS" "MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE IN WHETHER OR NOT YOU SIGN THIS DEAL?" "YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SEE WHAT WE DO HERE WITH YOUR OWN EYES." "MAYBE THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY I'M WILLING TO PUT MY FAITH IN GOD" "AND FIGHT TO KEEP THIS PLACE OPEN TO HELP PEOPLE IN NEED." "TO YOU, THIS IS JUST ANOTHER BUSINESS DEAL." "THIS IS MY WHOLE LIFE." "IF IT'S MORE MONEY YOU WANT, LET ME CALL MR. WHITAKER." "LET'S UP THE OFFER." "YOU HAVE MY OFFER." "SIX DAYS AND I'LL SIGN." "THAT'S MY PROMISE TO YOU AND TO GOD." "ONE CONDITION." "THE DEAL REMAINS BETWEEN YOU AND ME." "YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY ELSE." "I DON'T WANT PEOPLE AROUND HERE TO JUDGE OR TREAT YOU" "ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN THE REST OF THE GUESTS." "ALL RIGHT." "DEAL." "OKAY." "I JUST NEED TO MAKE A FEW CALLS." "[BEEPING]" "MEGHAN." "[GASPS]" "YOU SCARED THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME." "SORRY." "WE HAVE A CAMP MEETING IN FIVE MINUTES." "ABOUT THIS DEAL, I NEED TO GO AND MAKE A CALL TO MY OFFICE." "I NEED TO GO HOME AND GET SOME EXTRA CLOTHING," "BECAUSE THE ONLY CLOTHING I HAVE IS WHAT I'M WEARING." "NOW, DO YOU HAVE A PHONE IN YOUR OFFICE I CAN USE?" "FIVE MINUTES." "AND YOU CAN LEAVE ALL YOUR STUFF IN THE CAR." "NO ONE'S GONNA MESS WITH IT." "FIVE MINUTES." "[PHONE BEEPING]" "HASN'T ANYONE EVER TOLD THEM THAT STARING ISN'T POLITE?" "MEGHAN, LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU JOIN MY CHURCH'S CONGREGATION?" "YOU CAN BE OUR SPECIAL GUEST." "MAYBE YOU COULD TEACH MY KIDS A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU DO." "THEY LOVE YOUR CAR." "SURE." "WHATEVER YOU SAY." "AWESOME." "THANK YOU." "[BEEPING]" "I GUESS SOMEBODY DIDN'T GET THE MEMO ABOUT APPROPRIATE ATTIRE." "I'M JACOB." "EVERYONE AROUND HERE CALLS ME JAKE." "WELL, JACOB, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR SMART COMMENTS TO YOURSELF." "LOOK, I JUST SAW YOU WALK IN HERE WITH MY FATHER," "AND I CAN TELL BY THE WAY THAT YOU'RE DRESSED" "THAT YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT ONE OF THE CHURCH GROUP LEADERS." "SO, WHY ARE YOU HERE?" "I'M HERE FOR THE SAME REASON AS EVERYONE ELSE." "ENLIGHTENMENT." "NOW I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT" "I'M SORRY, DID YOU JUST SAY THAT WAS YOUR FATHER?" "YEAH." "I RUN THIS PLACE WITH MY PARENTS." "I'M THE HEAD COUNSELOR HERE." "SORRY." "MEGHAN DOHERTY." "HELLO, EVERYONE." "WELCOME TO GOD'S COUNTRY." "I WANT YOU TO SHAKE AWAY ALL THE WORRIES OF YOUR DAY-TO-DAY RAT RACE" "AND PEER PRESSURE, AND ESPECIALLY VIDEO GAMES," "SOCIAL NETWORKING, AND UH" "[PHONE BEEPS]" "TEXTING." "[CLEARS THROAT]" "YOU'RE HERE TO RELAX, MAKE FRIENDS," "AND MOST OF ALL, DISCOVER THAT REAL INNER LOVE OF SELF AND GOD'S SPIRIT." "BEFORE WE BEGIN, I WANT YOU TO TURN TO THE PERSON TO YOUR RIGHT AND LEFT," "AND GIVE THEM A BIG WELCOMING HUG." "HEY." "OH!" "OKAY." "OH MY-- [GIRL SQUEALS]" "[GRAHAM LAUGHS]" "MEGHAN, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE MY BETTER HALF OVER HERE" "FOR ALMOST 25 YEARS NOW, CAROLINE." "SHE'S SORT OF THE MOTHER HEN, CARETAKER OF THE CAMP." "SO IF YOU GET SICK, BITTEN, OR JUST PLAIN HOMESICK, SHE'S" "HONEY, STOP IT." "BITTEN?" "HE'S JUST PULLING YOUR LEG." "IF IT WAS THE SUMMER TIME, YES," "BUT IN THE COOLER MONTHS WE DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM." "GOOD TO KNOW." "OH, HEY, MEGHAN, THIS IS GERI." " SHE'S ONE OF THE COUNSELORS HERE." "YOU GUYS SHOULD" " HI." "ARE YOU A MODEL?" "YOU'RE SO PRETTY." "I KNOW YOUR FEET MUST BE KILLING YOU IN THOSE HIGH HEELS." "GERI, GO FETCH MEGHAN A PAIR OF YOUR BOOTS." " NO." " THEY'LL PROBABLY BE A LITTLE TOO BIG," "BUT THEY'LL GIVE YOUR FEET A MUCH NEEDED REST." "JUST SHOW ME TO MY ROOM SO I CAN GET ON MY LAPTOP AND MAKE A FEW CALLS," "AND I'LL BE AWESOME." "[ALL LAUGHING]" "MEGHAN, YOU'RE KIND OF MISSING THE POINT OF WHAT WE DO HERE IN GOD'S COUNTRY." "AND THAT IS" "OFF THE GRID." "HERE YOU GO." "ANYWAY, WELCOME ABOARD." "GRUDGE MATCH." "PING PONG." "LET'S GO." "WANT TO WATCH?" "I'M GONNA WATCH." "THOSE ARE FOR YOU." "I'LL TAKE YOU TO YOUR TRAILER." "YOU'RE GONNA WANT THOSE." "I'M NOT WEARING THEM." "MY TRAILER?" "[PAINED GROAN]" "WHAT IS THIS?" "THIS IS YOUR LIVING QUARTERS." "SORRY IT'S NOT THE PLAZA HOTEL." "I AM NOT STAYING IN THAT." "WELL, IT'S STAY IN THAT TRAILER, OR IN THE HOUSE WITH ALL" "HERE OR THERE." "WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?" "GROSS!" "[GASPS]" "[SCREAMS]" "GET OFF!" "[COYOTE HOWLING]" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STALKING ME?" "NO, I JUST CAME BY TO SEE IF YOU WERE OKAY." "I AM NOT OKAY!" "I HEAR THESE THINGS HOWLING AT ME AND THERE WAS THIS BIG BUG" "WAIT." "A BUG?" "YES!" "ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?" "WAIT A MINUTE." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "HEY, MOM?" "[WALKIE TALKIE BEEPS]" "YEAH, HONEY." "CAN YOU SEND GERI TO TRAILER NUMBER ONE, PLEASE?" "WHAT'S UP, JAKE?" "IT'S MEGHAN." "AND A BUG." "IT WAS A BIG BUG." "BIG." "SORRY." "A BIG BUG ATTACKED HER, AND NOW SHE REFUSES TO GO TO THE TRAILER." "YOU WANT ME TO SEND SOMEONE TO STAY WITH HER?" " AFFIRMATIVE." " OKAY, HONEY." "I'LL TELL GERI." "BYE BYE." "THANKS." "IT WAS A BIG, BIG BUG." "IT'S ALL CLEAR." "HI AGAIN." "ARE YOU ALWAYS SO PETULANT?" "OH." "THEY ACTUALLY SAID THAT YOU NEEDED A LITTLE HELP OUT HERE" "SO WE'RE GONNA BE ROOMMATES NOW." "I HOPE THAT'S OKAY." "YOU'RE NOT TOO ADJUSTED TO THE WILD, HUH?" " THAT'S OKAY." " WELL, NOW YOU HAVE YOUR BODYGUARD." "THANK YOU." "OKAY." "OKAY, THIS IS FOR YOU." "WHAT IS THIS?" "MR. GRAHAM SAID THAT YOU NEEDED SOME CLOTHES TO WEAR," "SO I JUST BROUGHT YOU SOME OF MY OWN." "I'M NOT WEARING THAT." "WE DON'T GET ANY SIGNALS OUT HERE." "WHAT, ARE YOU GUYS IN THE 1800's?" "HOW DO YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?" "LIVE LIKE WHAT?" "LIKE THIS." "NO CELL PHONE, WI-FI." "WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE PROVING?" "WE'RE NOT TRYING TO PROVE ANYTHING." "WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE." "WHAT?" "HEY, MEGHAN." "DO YOU MIND IF WE JUST SAY A QUICK PRAYER BEFORE WE HEAD IN FOR THE NIGHT?" "PRAY ON." "OKAY." "[PHONE RINGING]" "YOU'VE REACHED MEGHAN DOHERTY." "PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE." "MEGHAN, BET YOU WRAPPED GRAHAM AND THOSE DOCUMENTS" "AROUND YOUR LITTLE FINGER TODAY." "I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR ABOUT IT." "CALL ME." "[GERI] MEGHAN, WAKE UP!" "MEGHAN." "MEGHAN." "MEGHAN." "WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD!" "[MEGHAN SNORES]" "♪ RISE AND SHINE" "♪ AND KICK OUT THE GLORY, GLORY ♪" "WHAT TIME IS IT?" "IT'S 6:00." "6:00 A.M.?" "YEAH." "COME BACK AT 10:00 A.M. I DON'T DO BREAKFAST." "GERI, WHERE'S MEGHAN?" "SHE WOULDN'T GET UP." "JAKE, WILL YOU ASK PASTOR TINSLEY TO START THIS MORNING'S PRAYER SERVICE?" "YEAH, YOU GOT IT." "THANKS." "BE RIGHT BACK." "ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL, HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING TODAY?" "[CLANGING]" "[SCREAMS]" "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" "WE'RE HAVING PRAYER BEFORE BREAKFAST" "AND YOU HAVE TO JOIN YOUR ASSIGNED GROUP." "LISTEN." "I'M TIRED." "I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE." "AND I HAVE AGREED TO STAY HERE FOR SIX DAYS." "[YAWNS]" "YOU AGREED TO BE PART OF THE JOURNEY." "BEING PART OF THE JOURNEY MEANS TAKING THE JOURNEY." "NOW IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP FOR YOUR ASSIGNED GROUP, OUR AGREEMENT'S OFF." "YOU CAN GET BACK IN YOUR FANCY CAR AND DRIVE BACK TO LOS ANGELES TODAY." "OKAY." "I GET YOUR POINT." "LET ME JUST GO TAKE A SHOWER" "NO TIME FOR THAT." "YOU GOTTA MEET YOUR GROUP." "BREAKFAST IS IN 15 MINUTES." "GET UP, THROW SOME WATER ON YOUR FACE, I'LL SEE YOU OUT HERE." "JAKE, DO WE KNOW WHERE YOUR FATHER IS?" "THERE SHE IS." "MEGHAN, I THOUGHT WE COULD ALL SIT DOWN TOGETHER," "AND EAT AS A FAMILY." "LET'S BOW OUR HEADS IN PRAYER." "AND JESUS SAID UNTO THEM, "I AM THE BREAD OF LIFE," "HE THAT COMETH TO ME SHALL NEVER HUNGER" "AND HE THAT BELIEVETH ON ME SHALL NEVER THIRST." "[ALL] AMEN." "AMEN." "NOW WE CAN EAT." "ALL RIGHT, GANG, REMEMBER THIS IS A CONTEST" "SO THERE ARE SPECIAL REWARD ACTIVITIES" "FOR THE GROUP THAT PULLS TOGETHER AND DOES THE BEST JOB." "THE FIRST ACTIVITY IS A TWO-MILE HIKE UP TO THE TENNIS COURTS." "LENNY, IT'S ALL YOU, BUDDY." "WAIT." "YOU ALL RIGHT?" "I AM NOT DRESSED FOR A TWO-MILE HIKE OUT IN THIS JUNGLE." "I'D ACTUALLY BE MORE WORRIED ABOUT THE SNAKES." "[LAUGHS] COME ON, I'M JUST KIDDING WITH YOU." "I GOT YOUR BACK." "YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT." "THANK YOU." "OKAY, LET'S GO FOR A HIKE!" "[ALL CHEER]" "[BEEPING]" "[PHONE RINGING]" "YOU'VE REACHED MEGHAN DOHERTY." "PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE." "HOLA, MEGHAN, YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR TWO DAYS NOW." "WE ALL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE WORKING ON A A BIG DEAL YOU STOP COMMUNICATING," "BUT YOU MISSED OUR WEEKLY FACIAL APPOINTMENT TODAY, AND THAT'S NOT LIKE YOU." "OKAY, CALL ME." "BYE." "GROUP THREE, WE'RE HERE, AND YOU MIGHT NOTICE" "THAT THERE ARE NO TENNIS RACKETS." "BUT," "WE DO HAVE THESE." "OH, NO." "IT IS BAD ENOUGH THAT WE HIKED TWO MILES," "AND NOW YOU EXPECT US TO WORK?" "COME ON." "IT'LL BE FUN." "YOU'LL HAVE FUN." "WE'RE GONNA CLEAN THIS PLACE UP." "WE'RE GONNA GET IT NICE AND BEAUTIFUL." "WHAT IS FUN ABOUT HIKING TWO MILES TO CLEAN A TENNIS COURT?" "IT'S NOT ABOUT THE WORK." "IT'S ABOUT US WORKING TOGETHER AS A TEAM." "I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING." "IT'S LIKE YOU'RE BRAINWASHED." "[GROANS]" "OKAY." "WE'LL START ON THIS END," "AND WE GOTTA WORK OUR WAY BACK." "LET'S DO IT!" "HEY, MEGHAN." "EVERYTHING OKAY?" "NO." "WHAT DO KIDS LEARN FROM HIKING TWO MILES" "UP TO A TENNIS COURT COVERED IN WEEDS," "AND GUESS WHAT?" "HERE ARE SOME GLOVES AND SHOVELS AND LET'S CLEAN THE TENNIS COURT" "AND LEARN ABOUT THE GOOD LORD." "HMMM." " CALM DOWN." " I AM NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN!" "WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIGN THIS DOCUMENT?" "JUST GIVE UP ALREADY." "THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO SAVE THIS LAND." "I GET IT THAT YOU ARE A MAN OF GOD AND YOU LIVE OFF THIS AND," "BUT I DON'T SEE A MIRACLE THAT'S GONNA COME OUT OF THE SKY" "AND SAVE THIS PLACE!" "YOU DONE?" "NO." "DO YOU WANT MORE MONEY?" "'CAUSE IF YOU WANT MORE MONEY, I COULD GET YOU MORE MONEY." "WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT?" "MS. DOHERTY" "WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT." "I PLAN TO STICK TO MY END IF YOU STICK TO YOURS." "NOW IF YOU DON'T GET BACK TO YOUR GROUP, DEAL'S OFF." "OH!" "WELL, WELCOME BACK!" "[BLOW DRYER BLOWS, STOPS]" "I NEED A FACIAL AND A MAKEOVER SO BAD." "WOW, YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT." "YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY WITHOUT MAKEUP." "[GROANS]" "OH, MY BODY HURTS SO BAD." "HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FACIAL OR--?" "[LAUGHS] NO." "NO." "SIT RIGHT THERE." "'KAY." "YOU HAVE PRETTY HEALTHY SKIN." "YOU SHOULD TAKE CARE OF IT." "OH, I WASH IT WITH SOAP." "SOAP?" "SOAP IS THE HARSHEST THING ON A LADY'S SKIN." "HUH-UH." "MY FRIEND VALENTINA AND I, WE GET A FACIAL ONCE A WEEK." "OH." "I FEEL LIKE MY FACE IS CRACKING." "WANT TO SEE?" "[GIGGLES]" "[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]" "GOOD MORNING!" "[GROANS] WHAT TIME IS IT?" "5:45." "[GROANS]" "WHY DO WE HAVE TO GET UP SO EARLY?" ""EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A GIRL HEALTHY, WEALTHY, AND WISE."" "ALL RIGHT, I KNOW THAT'S NOT IN THE BIBLE." "HOW DID YOU SLEEP?" "GOSH, LAST NIGHT WAS SO SPECIAL." "JUST, IT WAS LIKE ALMOST LIKE I HAD A SISTER." "OW!" "ARE YOU OKAY?" "IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE'S POURED CONCRETE DOWN MY BACK." " OH NO!" " LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AHEAD" "AND TELL MR. GRAHAM THAT I CAN'T GET OUT OF BED BECAUSE MY BACK HURTS." "JUST GO AHEAD." "[GROANS]" "[GROANING]" "[DOOR SHUTS]" "HELLO, MEGHAN?" "MY DAD ASKED ME TO COME CHECK ON YOU." "[KNOCKING] MEGHAN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "I'M GONNA COME IN." "ARE YOU DRESSED?" "OW!" "OW!" "OW!" "[GROANS]" "ARE YOU OKAY?" "OH, I'M ALL RIGHT." "I JUST STRAINED MY BACK FROM PULLING WEEDS YESTERDAY." "I THOUGHT I HAD SOME IBUPROFEN IN THE CAR." "WELL COME ON, LET'S GET YOU SOME ASPIRIN." "YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE THERE WOULD BE A PHONE I COULD USE." "YEAH, WELL, THE ONLY PHONE'S IN MY FATHER'S OFFICE." "OTHER THAN THAT THE CLOSEST PHONE'S ABOUT 10 MILES AWAY IN THE NEAREST TOWN." "I COULD ASK HIM IF YOU LIKE." "OH." "OH, NO." "I GUESS I COULD DRIVE YOU TO TOWN IF IT'S THAT IMPORTANT." "YES, IT IS THAT IMPORTANT." "JUST FAR ENOUGH UNTIL I GET SOME CELL SIGNAL," " AND THEN I COULD MAKE THE CALL." " YEAH, SURE." "COME ON." "WE'LL TAKE MY CAR AND WE'LL BE BACK BEFORE LUNCH." "YEAH, ALL RIGHT." "[GROANS]" "WHERE ARE YOU GUYS HEADED?" "SHE NEEDED TO MAKE AN IMPORTANT CALL AND USE THE PHONE." "I DIDN'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU." "IS THAT RIGHT, MEGHAN?" "YEAH." "THAT'S RIGHT." "YOU OKAY?" "[SIGHS]" "YEAH." "ALL OF A SUDDEN I JUST FEEL SICK." "MAYBE CAROL CAN HELP YOU WITH HER SUDDEN SICKNESS." "YOU KNOW, I THINK I'LL BE OKAY." "I JUST NEED TO SIT DOWN AND REST." "RUN!" "RUN!" "[ALL CHEERING, ROOTING]" "WE WOULD HAVE WON IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO RUN TWO LEGS OF THE RACE." "YEAH, WHAT'S HER PROBLEM?" "SHE SCARED OF BREAKING A NAIL?" "SO HOW DO YOU FEEL?" "I STILL FEEL A LITTLE DIZZY." "I UNDERSTAND IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE, BUT" "I WASN'T TRYING TO LEAVE." "I WILL BE HERE UNTIL NEXT SATURDAY," "'CAUSE WE AGREED THAT YOU WOULD SIGN THAT DEED." "AND I'LL BE HERE TO PERSONALLY HAND IT TO YOU." "IT SURE LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE TRYING TO LEAVE TODAY." "I WASN'T TRYING TO LEAVE." "I WAS MAKING A CALL." "A JOB IS AT STAKE AND I NEEDED TO LET MR. WHITAKER KNOW" "IT'S TAKING A LOT LONGER THAN I THOUGHT." "MEGHAN, THE POINT IS TO LEAVE THAT BEHIND." "YOU BEING HERE IS ABOUT RESTING" "AND GETTING IN TOUCH WITH GOD." "CALLING WHITAKER IS NOT GONNA CHANGE THAT" "OR SPEED UP THE PROCESS." "YOU ARE JUST SO IN CONTROL." "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE FIGURED OUT?" "YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS HOW BAD THINGS ARE AROUND HERE." "AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THAT THIS MAY BE THE LAST WEEK" "THIS PLACE IS IN BUSINESS." "I WONDER HOW YOUR FAMILY WOULD FEEL IF THEY FOUND OUT." "YOU THREATENING ME?" "[PHONE RINGS] YOU'VE REACHED MEGHAN DOHERTY." "PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE." "MEGHAN, HEY, IT'S ME." "I'VE BEEN CALLING FOR THREE DAYS NOW." "NO ONE AT GOD'S COUNTRY IS ANSWERING THE PHONE." "SO, IF YOU HAD CLOSED THE DEAL YOU WOULD HAVES CALLED BY NOW, RIGHT?" "I'M REALLY GETTING WORRIED." "HOLA, MEGHAN, SOY YO." "IT'S VALENTINA." "I WISH YOU WOULD JUST PICK UP THE PHONE." "WE ARE ALL TRYING TO LOCATE YOU." "I REALLY HOPE THAT" "YOUR NOT CALLING HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH OUR DISCUSSION THE OTHER NIGHT." "I'M SO SORRY." "I MISS YOU." "PLEASE, JUST, JUST CALL ME BACK OR," "OR CALL ADAM, OKAY?" "ALL RIGHT." "BYE." "[SINGING CAMPFIRE SONG]" "♪ GOTTA LOVE IT IN GOD'S COUNTRY... ♪" "NICE!" "[CLAPPING]" "YOU KNOW WHAT, I WAS JUST THINKING SOMETHING." "WHEN I WAS A KID GROWING UP IN CALIFORNIA," "ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I REMEMBER THE MOST" "WAS SPENDING THE HOLIDAYS TOGETHER WITH MY FAMILY." "AND EVEN THOUGH WE WERE ALL PACKED IN THERE" "IT WAS A TINY LITTLE TWO-BEDROOM HOUSE" "I WAS THE RUNT" "RIGHTFULLY SO!" "I SLEPT ON THE FLOOR." "I HAD MY BROTHER HERE, I HAD MY SISTER HERE." "COUSINS EVERYWHERE." "I NEVER FELT CROWDED." "NEVER." "YOU KNOW WHAT I FELT?" "I FELT LOVE." "I FELT TOGETHERNESS." "I JUST DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING THAT CAN REPLACE THAT FEELING," "THAT FEELING OF BEING TOGETHER WITH YOUR FAMILY." "AMEN." "AMEN." "I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE A LITTLE MOMENT HERE" "TO REALIZE HOW LUCKY WE ARE" "TO BE HERE WITH EACH OTHER." "AMEN." "ALL RIGHT." "[CAMPFIRE SONG CONTINUES]" "[PEOPLE TALKING, LAUGHING]" "I'M SORRY IF I GOT YOU INTO ANY TROUBLE THIS MORNING." "NO, YOU DIDN'T GET ME INTO ANY TROUBLE." "I DO HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "WHY IS MY FATHER HOVERING OVER YOU LIKE" "MOTHER OVER A NEW BORN BABY?" "WHEN I CAME HERE I TOLD HIM THAT I NEEDED HELP." "AND SO HE AGREED TO HELP ME AND TREAT ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE." "I'M NOT BEING NOSY, BUT HELP YOU WITH WHAT?" "DON'T WORRY." "I'M NOT A DRUG ADDICT OR ANYTHING." "I'M A WORKAHOLIC." "AND SO IT'S WORK THAT I THINK ABOUT ALL THE TIME" "AND HENCE I'M UP HERE FOR REST." "HENCE, NO CELL PHONES, NO COMPUTERS," "NONE OF THAT STUFF." "THAT'S WHAT YOUR DAD'S BEEN HELPING ME WITH." "YEAH, WELL, HE CAN BE BULLHEADED AND STUBBORN SOMETIMES." "TELL ME ABOUT IT." "HOW'S YOUR BACK?" "YOU KNOW, IT'S" "IT'S STILL A LITTLE TIGHT" "BUT I THINK THE ASPIRIN HAS HELPED EASE THE PAIN." "[BOTH] SO WHAT DO YOU" "[BOTH LAUGH]" "SO TELL ME ABOUT JAKE." "I'VE BEEN A COUNSELOR HERE SINCE MY PARENTS OWN AND RUN THE PLACE." "I LEFT FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS TO GO TO COLLEGE AND BUSINESS SCHOOL" "AND THEN I CAME BACK TO HELP MY MOTHER AND FATHER RUN IT." "WHERE DID YOU GO TO BUSINESS SCHOOL?" "HARVARD." "YOU WENT TO HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL?" "YEAH." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE" "WORKING AS A COUNSELOR?" "WHO NEEDS WALL STREET?" "I CAME HERE TO LEARN HOW TO BUILD THE PERFECT BONFIRE." "PLUS I MAKE ONE HECK OF A SMORE." "LISTEN, DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME?" "THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU." "OKAY." "SO, THIS IS MY VISION." "I WANT TO BUILD A CHRISTIAN COLLEGE WITH FULL STUDENT HOUSING." "THE CAMPUS WILL BE A STATE OF THE ART COLLEGE WITH FULL ACADEMIC CURRICULUM." "AND THE STUDENTS, THEY CAN EARN COLLEGE CREDIT" "AND THEY CAN EARN SCHOLARSHIPS BY WORKING AT THE CAMP DURING THE SUMMER." "THIS IS A DAY CARE CENTER FOR SINGLE MOTHERS THAT WANT TO ATTEND THE COLLEGE." "THIS IS STUDENT HOUSING, AND LOOK AT THIS." "THAT'S THE STUDENT ACTIVITY CENTER." "I'M IMPRESSED." "DOES YOUR FATHER KNOW ABOUT THIS?" "YEAH, OF COURSE HE DOES." "WE SPENT THOUSANDS" "PUTTING TOGETHER A BUSINESS PLAN WITH SOME REALLY SOLID PROJECTIONS." "AND WE CAN GET STATE FUNDING, TAX RELIEF." "I'M TALKING ABOUT BUILDING AN ENTIRE INFRASTRUCTURE HERE," "I MEAN ELECTRICITY, SEWAGE, WATER, PAVING A ROAD THAT GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE HIGHWAY." "I'M SORRY." "AM I BORING YOU WITH THIS?" "NO!" "NO." "SO WHY HAVEN'T YOU PUT THIS PLAN INTO ACTION?" "GRAHAM ESTATES IS A NONPROFIT ORGANIZATION." "IT RAISES MOST OF OUR MONEY THROUGH CHURCH OFFERINGS." "WITH THE ECONOMY HITTING ALL CHURCHES, BIG AND SMALL," "IT'S PUT OUR ENTIRE ORGANIZATION INTO FLUX." "WHAT WE NEED IS A VENTURE CAPITALIST TO INVEST," "BUT SO FAR EFFORTS HAVE FALLEN ON DEAF EARS." "OUR VISION IS NOT THEIR VISION." "MY FAMILY" "WE REALLY BELIEVE IN HELPING THOSE WHO NEED HELP." "IT'S GOD'S WAY." "[HOSHI YAKAMOTO] PAPERWORK LOOKS GOOD." "WE ARE READY TO MOVE FORWARD WITH WHITAKER AND ASSOCIATES." "MR. WHITAKER, ONE QUESTION-- WHERE'S MS. DOHERTY?" "HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING?" "NOTHING." "ADAM, I'M WORRIED." " MY BROTHER THINKS SHE'S VERY IMPRESSIVE." " [PHONE RINGS]" "IT'S BEEN FOUR DAYS!" "OKAY, HOLD ON." "YES." "MS. DOHERTY?" "VALENTINA HASN'T HEARD ANYTHING." "...AND SHE IS." "SHE IS VERY IMPRESSIVE INDEED," " AND RIGHT NOW SHE'S AWAY." "SHE'S HANDLING..." " UH-- ...SOME VERY DETAILED BUSINESS..." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OR HOW TO REACH HER." "WHY DOESN'T SOMEONE JUST DRIVE DOWN THERE AND MAKE SURE SHE'S ALL RIGHT?" " UH..." " ..." "I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT EVERYTHING IS GOING TO PLAN," "AND THE CLOSING WILL TAKE PLACE ON TIME." "HOW'S THE WEATHER OVER THERE, HOSHI?" "MR. WHITAKER DOESN'T WANT TO GO DOWN AND INTERFERE." "HE'D PREFER FOR MEGHAN TO CALL IN." "SHE'S WORKING ON SOME REALLY BIG DEAL FOR THE FIRM." "I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT IT, THOUGH, OTHER THAN IT'S WORTH A LOT OF MONEY." "FORGET WHITAKER AND HOW MUCH MONEY THIS DEAL IS WORTH." "WHAT IF SHE'S IN TROUBLE?" "WHAT IF SHE NEEDS OUR HELP?" " UH" " ANYTHING COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO HER." "YOU GET ON THAT PHONE AND CALL THE STATE POLICE" "AND PLACE A MISSING PERSONS REPORT." "DON'T JUST SIT AROUND AND DO NOTHING." "YOU HEAR ME?" "OKAY, WELL, LOOK, MR. WHITAKER SAYS IF SHE DOESN'T CALL IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS," "HE'LL GO DOWN THERE HIMSELF." "ALL RIGHT?" "I GOTTA GO, THOUGH." "OKAY, BYE." "YOU CAN'T KEEP PUTTING THIS OFF." "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?" "I DON'T KNOW." "WE'VE TRIED HER CELL MANY TIMES." "THERE'S NO ANSWER." "ADAM, OUR FRIEND IS MISSING." "IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CALL 911, I WILL." "YOU DECIDE." "IF I CALL 911 AND SHE'S OKAY," "I RISK BLOWING HER DEAL AND MY JOB." "[CHEERING, CLAPPING]" "HOW'S YOUR BACK?" "MY BACK'S DOING GOOD." "HEY, MEGHAN, I COULD USE YOUR HELP ON THIS PULL." "NO!" "COME ON!" "YOU CAN DO IT." "[CLAPPING]" "MEGHAN!" "MEGHAN!" "MEGHAN!" "OH, WAIT A SECOND." "LET ME PUT MY HAIR UP." "BRING IT ON, BLONDIE!" "YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!" "YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN." "YOU GOT NOTHING." "[ADAM] GRAB YOUR ROPES, EVERYBODY!" "ON YOUR MARKS," "GET SET," "PULL!" "[SQUEALS]" "[JAKE] BRING IT ON!" "OKAY, COME ON, COME ON!" "ONE, TWO THREE!" "COME ON, GUYS!" "PULL!" "ONE, TWO THREE!" "PULL!" "PULL HARDER!" "COME ON GUYS!" "HERE WE GO!" "ONE, TWO THREE!" "PULL!" "YOU DID A GREAT JOB!" "MEGHAN, HE HAS NEVER LOST!" "THAT IS AMAZING!" "VICTORY, BABY!" "VICTORY!" "GREAT JOB." "SO THIS IS IT." "THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT." "WOW." "THIS IS YOUR REWARD FOR WINNING AT TUG-OF-WAR." "[MEGHAN] YOU DIDN'T LET ME WIN, DID YOU?" "TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU THIS." "I LOVE TO WIN TOO MUCH TO ALLOW YOU TO WIN." "OKAY, I" " I HAVE TO GO." "[TO HERSELF] STAY ON TASK..." " WAIT." " ..." "IT'S NOT PERSONAL." "IT'S BUSINESS..." "DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?" "CAN YOU TAKE ME BACK TO CAMP?" "MEGHAN, SO, I SPOKE TO A GUY" "OUT AT GOD'S COUNTRY," "AND HE SAID THAT A MEGHAN DOUBTFIRE WITH A FERRARI" "HAS BEEN OUT THERE FOR THE PAST FIVE DAYS." "SO WHAT'S GOIN' ON?" "WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?" "LOOK, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE YAKAMOTO DEAL." "BUT IF I DON'T HEAR FROM YOU BY THE END OF THE AUCTION," "I'M CALLING THE POLICE." "SO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?" " I'M IN REAL ESTATE." " OH, REAL ESTATE." "THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING." "I WANT TO MAJOR IN CIVIL LAW." "MY FATHER'S A LAWYER, SO I GET TO SEE HOW HE HELPS PEOPLE OUT OF TIGHT SPOTS." "I CAN NEVER SEE YOU AS A PERSON WHO WOULD MAJOR IN LAW." "WHY, 'CAUSE I'M NOT ALL GLAMOROUS LIKE YOU?" "I ALWAYS WANTED TO FIT IN WITH THE GIRLS, YOU KNOW." "IT'S JUST, I HAVE FOUR BROTHERS." "IT'S JUST EASIER TO PLAY ROUGH, YOU NOW?" "I HAVE AN IDEA." "LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU COME TO LOS ANGELES" "FOR A WEEKEND WITH ME?" "REALLY?" "YEAH, WE CAN, WE CAN GO SHOPPING," "AND" "WE COULD FIND YOU A NEW HAIR STYLE." "HOW DOES THAT SOUND?" "WE COULD HAVE SOME GIRL TIME?" "YOU KNOW, JUST DO A BUNCH OF GIRL THINGS." "I WOULD LIKE THAT." "YEAH?" "SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING MY MOTHER" "AND I WOULD HAVE DONE TOGETHER." "OH." "WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER?" "SHE DIED LAST YEAR." "I'M SORRY." "MY FATHER DIED WHEN I WAS ABOUT YOUR AGE." "I DID EVERYTHING WITH HIM, AND THEN" "WHEN HE DIED I JUST LOST INTEREST IN EVERYTHING." "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "YOU SEEM TOO NICE TO BE A LAWYER." "ALL THE LAWYERS I KNOW ARE JUST RUTHLESS." "THERE'S GOOD AND BAD IN EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE." "I WANT TO BE A LAWYER SO I CAN" "SO I CAN FIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE THAT CAN'T AFFORD TO FIGHT FOR THEMSELVES." "YOU KNOW, FOR EXAMPLE," "SAY THERE'S THIS BIG BANK THAT LOCKS AN ELDERLY COUPLE INTO A BAD MORTGAGE," "AND THEN TRIES TO EVICT THEM FROM THEIR HOME FOR THE MONEY 'CAUSE THEY'RE GREEDY." "THAT'S WHEN I WOULD SWOOP IN-- SUPERLAWYER EXTRAORDINAIRE," "COMING IN, SAVING THE DAY, SAVING THE ELDERLY COUPLE," "PUNISHES THE BANK, DOES THE RIGHT THING," "I DON'T KNOW, I THINK IT'D BE GREAT." "[GERI] I KNOW THIS VERSE ON GREED." "ISAIAH 56:11." ""YEAH, THEY ARE GREEDY DOGS WHO CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH." "THEY ARE SHEPHERDS THAT CAN NOT UNDERSTAND."" "[CELL PHONE RINGS]" "[CELL PHONE RINGING]" "WHERE ARE YOU, MEGHAN?" "THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT, JAKE." "LUKE 10:23." ""BLESSED ARE THE EYES THAT SEE WHAT YOU SEE."" " HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS MORNING?" " GREAT." "GOOD TO SEE YOU." "YEAH?" "HEY, JAKE." "THE TRUCK." "WHERE IS IT?" "RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE OFFICE." "YUP." "KEYS INSIDE?" "THANKS, MAN." "[EDEN] COME IN, MEGHAN." " EDEN?" " HI, MEGHAN." "HAVE A SEAT." "I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE." "MR. WHITAKER DIDN'T SEND ME DOWN HERE JUST TO MAKE AN OFFER." "THERE'S A PAIR OF BUSINESSMEN, THE YAKAMOTO BROTHERS," "AND THEY'RE HERE TO DEVELOP THE LAND." "THEY WANT TO TURN IT INTO A CASINO AND RESORT." "IT'S A $100 MILLION DEAL AND I DON'T SEE ANY WAY" "THAT YOU COULD STOP IT FROM HAPPENING," "ESPECIALLY SINCE TOMORROW IS THE AUCTION." "THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION, MEGHAN." "THERE'S NOTHING LEFT FOR ME TO DO BUT PRAY." "WILL YOU STOP IT?" "RIGHT NOW IS THE DECISION!" "MR. WHITAKER IS GONNA COME DOWN" "THE ROAD ANY SECOND NOW AND JUST" "SHUT DOWN THE ENTIRE OPERATION," "INCLUDING ME." "I GET IT." "I UNDERSTAND." "THERE IS SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL ABOUT THIS LAND." "BUT YOU HAVE TO BE PROACTIVE." "JAKE SHARED WITH ME THE ENTIRE VISION YOU HAVE TO BUILD A CHRISTIAN COLLEGE." "YOU'VE GOT TO FIND SOMEONE TO INVEST IN IT," "TO PAY UP THE DEBT, TO BUY THIS LAND SO YOU CAN PUT THIS CAMP" "I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING." "I'VE CALLED EVERYONE I KNOW WITH MONEY" "THAT COULD MAYBE BAIL ME OUT, BUT SO FAR, NO ONE." "ALL I HAVE LEFT IS MY FAITH IN GOD." "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?" "THAT'S ALL I HAVE LEFT." "BUT WHAT ABOUT JAKE AND EVERYONE ELSE?" "JAKE TRUSTS YOU." "HE TRUSTS THAT YOU AND HIM ARE GONNA COMPLETE THIS VISION." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THE WHOLE SITUATION." "YEAH." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I'M GONNA TELL MY FAMILY TONIGHT." "IT'S NOT FAIR T HIDE THINGS FROM THE ONES YOU LOVE." "IT'S JUST NOT FAIR." "THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW." "OKAY." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "NO." "I WANT YOU TO COME WITH ME." "CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, EVERYONE?" "IN JOHN CHAPTER 8, THE PASSAGE STATES," ""THEN YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUTH, AND THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE."" "WELL, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE ABOUT GOD'S COUNTRY." "WE'RE IN FORECLOSURE." "AND AS OF SATURDAY WE WILL BE NO MORE." "THE LAND WILL GOT TO AUCTION TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER." "BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS," "THEY MADE US AN OFFER, AND WITH THE MONEY," "WE'LL BE ABLE TO START OVER IN A NEW CITY." "SURE WE CAN START OVER IN A DIFFERENT CITY, BUT I LOVE THIS LAND." "WAIT." "WHY CAN'T JUST CALL THE BANK AND ASK THEM TO WORK SOMETHING OUT WITH US?" "BECAUSE I AM THE BANK." "AND MY BOSS WON'T BAIL YOU OUT OF DEBT." "THERE ARE SOME BUSINESSMEN AND THEY HAVE MADE A VERY LARGE OFFER FOR THE LAND" " JAKE!" "YOU LIED TO ME." "I DIDN'T LIE TO YOU." " I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU." " LYING AND NOT TELLING" "ARE THE SAME THING TO ME." "[SOBBING]" "JAKE, WAIT." "IT'S NOT HER FAULT." "YEAH?" "AND WHOSE FAULT IS IT?" "YOU HID THIS FROM ME!" "WHAT ABOUT THE COLLEGE?" "WHAT ABOUT THE VISION THAT WE HAD?" "SON, I KNOW" "KNOW WHAT?" "THAT WE'RE LOSING EVERYTHING THAT WE'VE WORKED FOR AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH RESPECT" "FOR ME OR THE WORKERS TO TELL US?" "MEGHAN, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US?" "GERI, IT'S NOT HER FAULT." "SHE WAS JUST DOING HER JOB." "EDEN, HOW DID ALL THIS HAPPEN?" "I TRIED EVERYTHING I COULD TO STOP THIS." "BUT UH, OUR TIME IS SHORT." "I MEET WITH MS. DOHERTY TOMORROW" "TO FINALIZE THE PAPERWORK." "SO, UM," "LET'S ENJOY THE REST OF THE CAMP." "PASTOR, COULD YOU LEAD US IN PRAYER?" "SURE." "DEAR HEAVENLY FATHER," "WE ASK FOR YOUR GUIDANCE AND YOUR WISDOM," "AND THAT YOU MAY POUR YOUR BLESSING UPON YOUR WORK," "YOUR LAND, AND YOUR PEOPLE." "IN JESUS' NAME WE PRAY." "[ALL] AMEN." "AMEN." "IT'S OKAY." "I'M SORRY." "[MOTOR HUMMING]" "HEY." "YOU KNOW, AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER," "THIS HAS BEEN MY SPOT TO COME AND GET AWAY FROM THE WORLD," "CLEAR MY MIND FROM ANY WORRIES, DOUBTS," "FEARS." "I'M SORRY." "I DIDN'T MEAN TO MISLEAD YOU WHY I WAS HERE." "I'M JUST DOING MY JOB." "I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN." "RIGHT?" "LIKE," "WHO DRIVES UP HERE IN A FERRARI?" "IT'S GOTTA BE A BANKER OR A LAWYER," "SOMEBODY SELF-ORIENTED." "YEAH, THAT WOULD BE ME." "I WAS EXACTLY THAT PERSON YOU JUST DESCRIBED WHEN I CAME HERE." "I WAS ON A MISSION TO CLOSE ON THIS DEAL" "AND GET BACK IN TIME TO HAVE DRINKS WITH MY FRIENDS IN THE CITY." "BUT SOMETHING CHANGED." "AFTER SEEING ALL THIS," "AND YOU SHARING YOUR" "YOUR VISION WITH ME," "AND MEETING EVERYONE, I UNDERSTAND WHY" "YOUR FATHER DOESN'T WANT TO PART WITH THIS LAND." "THIS REALLY IS GOD'S COUNTRY!" "LOOK, I KNOW I CAN'T BLAME YOU," "BUT I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT." "[CRYING]" "I'M SORRY." "I'M SO SORRY." "I FEEL SO BAD." "DON'T." "I REALIZE THAT YOU WERE JUST DOING YOUR JOB." "AND THAT I NEED TO FORGIVE LIKE JESUS WOULD HAVE." "DO YOU WANT TO FORGIVE ME?" "YES." "YES, I DO." "I REALLY ENJOYED WHAT WE SHARED TOGETHER." "AND I LEARNED THAT THERE'S A LESSON IN EVERY PART OF LIFE" "AND IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT THIS CAMP IS BROKE." "THAT'S SOMETHING THAT JAKE AND EDEN AND CAROLINE HAVE TO DEAL WITH." "SO-- I'M GONNA GO FOR A WALK." "WANT ME TO COME FOR A WALK WITH YOU?" "I'D RATHER BE BY MYSELF." "I JUST" " I HAVE A LOT TO THINK ABOUT." "[CELL PHONE RINGS]" "YOU'VE REACHED MEGHAN DOHERTY." "PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE." "[ADAM] MEGHAN, WHITAKER'S FURIOUS." "HE PLANS TO COME OUT THERE IF YOU DON'T CALL IN." "YOUR JOB'S AT STAKE." "I HOPE YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING." "[MEGHAN] I SHOULD JUST CLOSE THE DEAL AND WALK AWAY." "THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO." "YOU'VE DONE IT A MILLION TIMES BEFORE" "AND IT'S GOTTEN YOU A FERRARI, A HOME OUT IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS," "I MEAN, WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?" "WHO CARES IF I'VE TAKEN AWAY EVERYTHING THAT THEY CARE ABOUT?" "POW!" "WHEN HAVE I EVER CARED BEFORE?" "MEGHAN, JUST STAY ON TASK." "IT'S NOT PERSONAL." "IT'S-- IT'S BUSINESS." "IT'S BUSINESS." "HEY, PASTOR TINSLEY!" "MEGHAN." "HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?" "CONFUSED." "OKAY, I'M LISTENING." "YESTERDAY I FELT SO BAD, AND" "TODAY IS THE LAST DAY," "AND I JUST FEEL LIKE THE EXECUTIONER." "YOU'RE A GOOD SERVANT." "THAT'S ALL GOD WANTS US TO BE IS GOOD SERVANTS." "I GUESS I'VE JUST BEEN EXPERIENCING THIS OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF GUILT" "THESE LAST FEW DAYS." "IF IT'S GOD'S WILL, THEN IT'S HIS WILL." "YOU'RE ONLY HIS MESSENGER." "I JUST FEEL LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I SHOULD DO." "IF THIS IS GOD'S WILL THEN IT'S HIS WILL." "GOOD LUCK." "EVERYBODY READY?" "HEY!" "JAKE!" "JAKE!" "JAKE!" "JAKE, LISTEN." "GRAB YOUR TRUCK AND COME WITH ME." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN." "JUST FOLLOW ME." "LISTEN, JAKE, I KNOW YOU DON;" "T TRUST ME, BUT I HAVE AN IDEA." "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR IDEAS, OKAY?" "WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU?" "YOU STANDING HERE MAD AT ME IS NOT GOING TO SAVE THIS LAND." "LET'S GO TO YOUR ROOM." "GET YOUR BUSINESS PLAN." "I HAVE AN IDEA." "IF YOU DON'T TRUST ME, THEN TRUST GOD." "COME ON." "COME ON!" "COME ON!" "COME ON!" "[CELL PHONE RINGS]" "MEGHAN, OH MY GOD!" "WHERE ARE YOU?" "WE'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK!" "ADAM, I'M FINE." "TELL WHITAKER NOTHING, OKAY?" "I CAN'T JUST DO THAT." "LOOK, YOU FELL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH." "WE ALL HAVE QUESTIONS." "CALL JASON AND TELL HIM THAT I AM ON MY WAY BEARING GIFTS." "OKAY, MY FRIEND?" "YEAH, OKAY." "MY CAR." "TAKE IT." "IT'S YOURS." "JASON, YOU TOLD ME IF I HAD A GREAT OPPORTUNITY, YOU WANTED IN." "WHAT IS IT?" "THIS IS IT." "IT'S THE FUTURE." "I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR CHECK BOOK." "[CELL PHONE RINGS]" "HELLO." "[HOSHI YAKAMOTO] MR. WHITAKER, WE CAN NO LONGER WAIT." "I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE DEAL WOULD BE CLOSED BY TODAY." "HOSHI, RELAX." "I GAVE YOU MY WORD." "YOU KNOW HOW THESE LAWYERS WORK," "GOING OVER ALL THAT PAPERWORK." "IT TAKES SOME TIME." "I UNDERSTAND THAT, MR. WHITAKER." "BUT WE HAD A DEAL." "AND WE AGREED UPON A DEADLINE." "YEAH, BUT" "I'LL WAIT FOR YOUR CALL." "[MURMURING]" "ALL RIGHT, GATHER AROUND, FOLKS." "WE'RE GONNA START THE AUCTION IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES." "NOW, WHAT YOU'RE GONNA BE BIDDING ON IS 1,000 ACRES OF GOD'S COUNTRY." "PLEASE, SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY." "INCLUDES THREE NICE TRAILERS," "LOVELY LITTLE LOG CABIN, AND A PRIVATE LAKE." "ALL RIGHT, WE'LL START THE BIDDING AT 75,000." "[TRUCK SCREECHES]" "WAIT!" " 1,000 ACRES OF" " NO NO NO NO!" "WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!" "I GOT IT." "I GOT THE PAYMENT." "HERE YOU GO." "I'M WITH WHITAKER AND ASSOCIATES AND I HEREBY PRESENT TO YOU" "TO RESTORE THE LAND INTO GOOD STANDING." "EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER." "SORRY, FOLKS, NO AUCTION TODAY." "THANKS." "MEGHAN, I HOPE THAT SMILE IS BECAUSE WHITAKER AND ASSOCIATES" "NO." "WE HAVE A NEW PARTNER." "GOD'S COUNTRY'S GONNA SURVIVE," "SO WE CAN CONTINUE TO SAVE LIVES AND GIVE BACK." "DO YOU THINK THE WORLD NEEDS ANOTHER CASINO TO TAKE PEOPLE'S" "WHY COULDN'T YOU BUILD SOMETHING THAT GIVES BACK TO MANKIND?" "MEGHAN, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME." "NO, I'M NOT, SIR." "AFTER SPENDING TIME HERE AND SEEING WHAT THIS LAND WAS REALLY ABOUT," "I REALIZED I COULD NOT BE A PART OF BUILDING A CASINO OUT HERE." "THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER PIECES OF LAND IN THIS VAST DESERT" "WHERE THE YAKAMOTO BROTHERS CAN BUILD THEIR CASINO ON." "THIS LITTLE PIECE OF LAND, THIS IS TOO VALUABLE," "TO THIS CAMP, TO THESE PEOPLE," "AND NOW ME." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "YOU'RE FIRED." "I KNOW." "MEGHAN, I TRUSTED YOU" "TO COME UP HERE AND DO THE RIGHT THING!" "AND YOU CROSSED ME?" "I DID DO THE RIGHT THING," "AND IT TOOK BEING UP HERE AT GOD'S COUNTRY AND THIS LAND TO FINALLY REALIZE THAT." "NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, WE HAVE A COLLEGE TO BUILD." "[MEGHAN LAUGHS]" "MAN, I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU GOT RID OF THAT SWEET RIDE." "LISTEN, I'M GONNA BE IN LOS ANGELES IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS." "MAYBE I CAN COME DOWN THERE AND WE CAN HANG OUT." "PROMISE." "YES." "OH, STOP IT." "I'M GONNA GO GET THE TRUCK." "ALL RIGHT." "I'M REALLY GONNA MISS YOU." "I TOLD YOU I WANT YOU TO COME HANG OUT WITH ME." "YEAH, BUT YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT NOW." "PROMISE." "YOU'RE SPECIAL." "THANK YOU." "MEGHAN, WE'RE TRULY GONNA MISS YOU." "HOW DID YOU KNOW?" "I DIDN'T." "HE DID." "YOU READY TO GO?" "I AM." "SO, PARTNER, YOU READY TO TAKE ME BACK TO THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF CITY LIFE?" "YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME TO STAY HERE." "YOU CAN TEACH BUSINESS FINANCE AT THE COLLEGE." "TRUST ME." "I'LL BE BACK TO CHECK ON MY NEW VENTURE." "ESPECIALLY SINCE I'M OFFICIALLY UNEMPLOYED." "YEAH, WELL, I HOPE BUSINESS ISN'T THE ONLY REASON YOU COME BACK." " HOW ABOUT I BUY YOU DINNER?" " [MEGHAN] YOU KNOW, I KNOW A GREAT SUSHI PLACE." "[MEGHAN] HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS TOMORROW?" "WHY?" "WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?" "[PHONE RINGS]" "HELLO?" "MEGHAN!" "OH." "WELL, I CAN'T SAY I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED." "WELL, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE BUSY." "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "MEGHAN, CAN YOU WAIT A SECOND?" "THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR." "BE RIGHT BACK." "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "OH!" "YES?" "HI." "I HAVE A DELIVERY FOR A MS. EMMA DOHERTY." "THAT'S ME." "GREAT." "THESE ARE FOR YOU." "OH, THANK YOU." "HAVE A GREAT DAY." "BYE." "YOU TOO." "OH, MEGHAN." "OKAY, I'M BACK." "I JUST RECEIVED THE FLOWERS." "HOW BEAUTIFUL!" "THANK YOU." "AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT ME." "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "AGAIN?" "PLEASE HOLD." "OH!" "SURPRISE!" "OH, MY GOD!" "MEGHAN!" "OH, SWEETHEART!" "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM." "OH!" "THANK YOU." "COME IN." "OH MY GOD!" " HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL." " THANK YOU!" "THIS IS JAKE." "HI, I'M JAKE." "HI!" "YEAH, I KNOW!" "COME IN!" "OH, SWEETHEART, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS!" "HEY, COME ON!" "I WAS SO SURPRISED!" "I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE IT." "I ACTUALLY GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING." "JAKE, THANK YOU." "THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU." "YOU'RE VERY WELCOME." "YOUR DAUGHTER'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME" "IN THE LITTLE TIME I'VE KNOWN HER." "THAT'S SO SWEET." "THANK YOU." "[MURMURING]" "YAY!" "CAKE!" "OH, LOOK AT THAT!" "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM." "YOU THINK IT'S BIG ENOUGH?" "[ALL LAUGH]" "I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE." "OH!" "HEY, YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME." "THANKS, SWEETIE." "OKAY, NOW BLOW OUT YOUR CANDLES." "OKAY." "READY?" "[MUSIC PLAYS]" "[MUSIC ENDS]"

"My name is Shake Zula the Mike Ruler the Old-Schooler you want to trip" "I'll bring it to ya ?" "Frylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop" "Meatwad, you're up next with your knock-knock" "Meatwad make the money, see?" "Meatwad get the honeys, g drivin' in my car livin' like a star ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus uh, check-check it, yeah" "'Cause we are the Aqua Teens make the homeys say ho and the girlies want to scream 'cause we are the Aqua Teens make the homeys say ho and the girlies want to scream ?" ""Aqua Teen Hunger Force."" "Number one in the 'hood, g." "[burp]" "Next week on "Bruno Sardine," "Private Inbreastigator"..." "Oh, baby, you were stung by a bee." "I know, and it hurts." "Oh, no, Bruno." "Oh, my!" "My top magically came off." "That's next week on" ""Bruno Sardine, Private" "Inbreastigator."" "Shut that crap off." "But this is Bruno Sardine." "I know who it is, Shake-- the porno detective who keeps hurting himself so he can get laid." "Here, cut me in half, quick!" "No, Shake." "But her top came off, magically!" "What are those things?" "I want to get some." "It's just tv, ok?" "Tv!" "Look, I am perfectly aware of the difference between the tv and the flesh world we live in, like from "videodrome," right?" "You seen it?" "Frylock, what is it to loathe someone?" "It's got blondie." "Ha!" "Let me tell you where she ain't a blonde." "Go to bed!" "[door slams]" "I will!" "With women." "?" "2, 3, uh, yeah" "Shake to the beat ?" "Shake." "Shake, what--what the hell?" "[heavy metal music blaring]" "Yo, Shake!" "[music continuing] [microphone feedback] [music stops]" "Help!" "Is that you, Frylock?" "When did we get a well?" "What are you doing down there?" "I was just going to fetch water for the village, and I must have slipped." "I blacked out." "Where's the women?" "Where did this well come from?" "Hey, Frylock, where the hell did we get this well?" "Meatwad, you watch your mouth." "Heh heh heh!" "Come on." "The old abandoned well?" "Read the press release!" ""Man falls down old abandoned well--"" "Hey, Frylock." "Ass." "Meatwad!" "There's only a limited number of those, so, you know, put it back when you're done." "Oh, I am done." "[distant beeping]" "And so is my dinner." "[sniffing]" "Something smells like chili." "He's right." "For the first time in his mealy, friggin' little life." "Turns out there's an old abandoned microwave where I got stuck, with chili and food, couple magazines." "So call channel 5, get them broads over here, and tell them about the tragedy of my trappedness." "Work into it, though." "Build it up." "Hot women" "Turn this ass monkey on, full blast." "Will you quit saying, "ass"?" "!" "I just assed you to do something for me." "Meatwad, you watch your mouth." "I said "ask"..." "Blasthole." "Ha ha ha ha!" "Oh, weezie, you're a card!" "You hear that?" "Florence, will you ever get that door?" "That's "The Jeffersons."" "I want to go get trapped where he does." "No, Meatwad." "Nobody's getting trapped, ok?" "Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "What are you doing?" "I am in a race against time down there with a shattered leg and-- does this look shattered?" "It's got to look shattered." "Hey, go back down there, or" "I'm gonna dump this soup on you." "Wait, whoa." "I'm getting crossed sig--ow!" "Oh, I didn't!" "Remove the chain, 'cause that's off it." "That was a good one." "So, uh, what else you earth dwellers doing up here, on the surface?" "Livin' large, boy." "Livin' so large." "Just gonna have dinner." "But, since, you know, it's on your face and all--oh!" "I did not!" "Hey, we could heat this up in ye old abandoned microwave." "I could use some help wiring the old abandoned surround-sound system." "I got the old abandoned bad boys box set." "Huh?" "Huh?" "What about water, Shake?" "Any water in that well?" "Bottled." "Oh, yeah, and, uh, the old abandoned hot tub." "Hot tub?" "Damn." "What else you got down there?" "Tons and tons of rubbers." "Come on, I'll show you." "What, do I just sort of fall down in there?" "Yeah, we fall into the old abandoned well, right?" "Ha ha ha!" "Come on." "We take the elevator." "[elevator humming]" "Friggin' thing takes forever." "So what's going on?" "Anything?" "Livin' large" "You--you take the handicapped rail because you..." "Handicapped!" "Men--uh, mentally." "Heh heh, yeah." "You a sissy." "You're the sissy, you stupid--would a sissy have rubbers lining every inch of his house?" "!" "Just calm down and get your ass in here!" "What floor, all of them?" "Ha ha ha ha!" "[distorted laughing]" "Oh, come on!" "Off the chain." "See?" "I fooled ya." "Ha ha ha ha!" "There's only one floor." "So, what do you think?" "I got to make it like my hand is trapped in the old abandoned ice maker?" "You like this?" "Brushed metal." "[groaning]" "Hey, who's this old boy?" "Oh, that's my roommate." "More like doommate." "Wait a minute." "That's the legendary dirt monster, Dirtfoot!" "Shh, don't even look at him." "No, for real?" "The Dirtfoot?" "Yeah." "Hey, it was real nice of you not to rinse your bowls off in the sink, Dirtfoot!" "That's real legendary of you." "I always thought Dirtfoot was just a hoax." "Me, too." "Oh, no, he is real." "No, he's very real." "And he likes to leave his very real giant sock draped over the couch like it was a friggin' afghan so that others can enjoy the very real odor of his" "2,000-year-old foot sweat!" "[growling]" "You do realize that this is your media story, don't you?" "I'm not giving it to him!" "It's about me!" "I'm about me, and women!" "[growling]" "Let's go, like, over here." "This guy's been driving me ape-[burp]." "Well, why don't you just evict him?" "It's your well." "Shh, shut up, man." "Um..." "Because he hurts me." "You know, I always heard that" "Dirtfoot was kind of..." "Here we go." "What, Meatwad, what?" "Well, you know, I mean, legend has it that he's kind of an [burp]-hole." "You see?" "!" "I'm not the only one that-- oh, no!" "Ok." "It wouldn't be as bad, except he keeps kicking in exactly the same spot." "All right, Shake, well," "I've seen him." "We're going back now." "All right, well, look, just please call the media." "I got no reception down here-- ah!" "What did I do?" "Tonight, on "Inappropriate" "Mysteries of the Jersey Shore,"" "the immortal legend of Dirtfoot." "Oh, change it." "[roaring]" "Change it, change it, change--burp--change it!" "Oh, now you're blocking it!" "Dirtfoot has long been known to be rude, but the biggest secret of Dirtfoot is that many witnesses claim him to be gay." "Whoa!" "A little light in the loafer!" "The only known photo of him is at this gay pride parade." "He's totally gay." "Hey, don't look at me." "I don't have the same problem that jesus has with it." "I don't hate you people." "We're cool, as long as you don't try to convert me, and I'm locking my bedroom door from now on, I can tell you that." "Holy--whoa!" "[deadpan]" "Oh, it's you." "Thank God you're alive, but how?" "Shut up!" "I got problems, all right?" "I'm supposed to be getting some, big-time, on account of my tragedy, but now everyone thinks" "I'm gay." "Who's everyone?" "Oh, [burp] harlem globetrotters, for one." "Curly, meadowlark." "That's why they haven't called." "No one thinks you're gay," "Shake." "Look, it takes time and hard work to become gay." "I mean, you need another person to influence your weak emotions." "You know Dirtfoot, down in the well?" "Hold on." "Ok, he loves dudes." "I so busted him cutting pictures of a jeep out of a magazine." "Then, yesterday, he drew my bath water, and he gave me that look like, "Hey, I wear running shorts."" "It's ok, Shake, 'cause whoever you decide that you are," "I'm still gonna love you..." "But just not in a gay way 'cause" "God makes all people different sizes and shapes and problems, but he only makes the people he hate gay." "That's you." "You it, boy." "You gay." "No, I'm not!" "You don't know me!" "Hey, Frylock, what is gay?" "What does that mean?" "Look, Shake, just because you don't want to admit you like living with a gay person doesn't mean you can't legally marry in the church." "I know." "Wait." "Look, the right thing to do is to accept him for his difference, or you could just cut his head off, hide the body in the desert." "That'd be different." "Meatwad!" "Someone's been off the chain again." "Look, just call channel 5, get some women over here." "Uh, my hand's stuck in..." "The mailbox." "All right." "Let's do this thing." "Go." "Help!" "My hand is stuck in the mailbox!" "I need help, assistance!" "[groaning]" "Oh, not you!" "Oh, this looks so bad." "Oh, yeah, they've been pretty much common-law married for years." "It's cool." "I don't have a problem with that." "I'm fine with it." "I don't think it's, you know, constitutional, but, you know, they do whatever they want, as long as they ain't flaunting it out in my yard or nothing 'cause, you know, I'm a man." "[distant shouting]" "Oh, oh, wait, wait." "There they are." "They're the gay ones." "No pictures!" "Hey, where's my money here?" "...Seen here taking his lover in his arms." "You don't have to be gay to like" "Dirtfoot, you just have to be gay to be Dirtfoot." "Or, to be Dirtfoot, you have to be gay." "Oh!" "I guess what we're saying here at channel 5 is Dirtfoot is gay, and so is that milkshake." "Wow." "This sucks." "It's ok, Shake." "We know you're not gay." "Thank you, Frylock." "So we got you a little going away present." "Going away?" "You know we ain't living with no jay person." "Is it--is it "jay"?" "Oh, gay, gay." "Sorry." "We ain't livin' with no gay dude." "Come on, man." "Well, what's the present?" "You've learned a valuable lesson in tolerance." "Great." "So what you're saying is, no present whatsoever." "[knock on door]" "You haven't learned anything at all from this experience, have you?" "Sir" "Hey, baby!" "I'm so sorry." "I think I hit your dog..." "Check this out." "Uh-oh." "With my swords." "Uh, that's not a dog." "I'm straight!" "Look at me!" "Oh, no." "My top just came off." "Well, will you look at that!" "Ah ah ah!" "Don't look, Meatwad." "Well, will you let me look at those?" "No." "Oh, dear." "I'll look." "Yeah, uh people treat dirt like dirt the star because they got plenty money cocaine in the car got a big old [burp] about 6 feet tall and he [burp] more bitch than the movie stars" "uh, uh, yeah dirt like dirt dirty dirt" "Oh, yeah"

"Joe." "Joe, if you're there, pick up, okay?" "I need you to go out and see if that body's still there." "Be careful, all right?" "Don't touch it." "Where are you man?" "Been up to the gravesite yet?" "But call okay?" "Call me as soon as you get this." "Hey, Jill, it's me." "I just wanted to call you." "How... uh..." "I love you." "I just wanted to call and say that." "Hey Jill, it's me." "Uh, I really need to talk to you." "If you haven't figured it out by now..." "Shit, I can explain." "I really fucked up this time." "Really..." "I really fucked up this time." "Call me." "Okay Sandstrom, get your shit together." "You're going to go back to the lab and tell them what's going on." "Caroline." "Call Caroline." "Excuse me, can I help you?" "Please, sit down." "I'll get someone right away." "Hello?" "That is so disturbing!" "Who is that?" " Off." "My daughter, Lilith." " Shit!" "Well, no wonder I am so fucked up." "What are you doing here?" "Oh, that's a really nice welcome." "I guess you were too busy to come pick me up." "You didn't tell me you were coming." " Yes, I did." " When?" "I..." " Hi, Sally." " Oh, Jesus." "Uh, Twyla." "Yeah." "How long ago?" "Okay, are you there now?" "Carlos, yeah, I want him there too." "Okay, you call him." "I'm on my way." " Where you going?" " Huh?" "Oh, airport." "Oh, what?" "To pick someone up?" "No, I gotta go to work." "David, I mean... she just... got..." "Oh yeah, yeah, listen." "You two get to know each other and I'll be back... later." "Bye." "I hate helicopters." "I hate riding with people who hate helicopters." "Tower, I've got the NorBAC scientist on board." "Caroline should be waiting for us at the airport." " How was the trip?" " Let's not get into it." "What do you got?" "All the victims seems to be North of here." "Okay." "No one's recovered, 3 dead." "Original diagnosis was some kind of pox." "But?" "Winnipeg came back negative for any of the pox viruses that affect humans." " What about Atlanta?" " They I.D.'d it as camel pox." " Human beings don't get camel pox." " They do now." "They tried treating it with the drug cidofovir." "It works on the virus in camels." "No effect on the victims and they can't figure out why." "Has anyone been outside of Canada to the Middle East?" " Or a zoo maybe?" " The latest victim hasn't been anywhere." "Okay, so we've got a virus that shouldn't infect people, but does, and a cure that should work, but doesn't." " What's causing it or how it's spread." " Other than that..." "Patient 4:" "Darryl Graves, 16, student." "Works part-time at a gas station on highway 17." "Left work yesterday around 6 with a fever." "Brought himself here last night at 11:30 covered in pox." " Okay, I got it." "It moves fast." " How about the others?" " All died within 36 hours." " Connect this guy to the other 3 victims." "There were all connected." "Not this boy." "Excuse me, could you turn him to the side please." "Oh, Jesus." "Carlos!" "I have to call the CDC." "What do I tell them?" "Whatever you want." "Let's get those samples from pathology." " When did you and my dad hook up?" " About 3 months ago." "That's a really long time for him." " Sally is this Jell-O or an experiment?" " My name's Twyla." "And it's aspic." "Um, so where do you live anyway?" "Far." "Manhattan." "Right." "You know, actually I live on Salt Spring Island, near Vancouver." " Cool." " No." "The adults are all old hippies and the kids are all skater losers." "So, what?" "Did my dad pick you up in a bar or his health club...?" " We met professionally." " Oh, you're a molecular biologist." "I'm his physiotherapist." "So that was therapy then?" "Let's treat is as a Bio-3 until we know what we're dealing with, all right?" "Sure." " Uh, Dr. Sandstrom?" " Maybe." "Can I speak to you about something?" "Speak." " Uh, I sent you an email." " And I get hundreds a day kid." " I don't read half of them." " Listen." " I need your help." " Because?" " Because I'm dying." " I'm sorry." " Please help me." " Kid, I'm a molecular biologist." "I know all about you." "You're the best genetic scientist in the country." "Look, I'm dying 'cause I'm a clone." " Say again." " Like Dolly." " She died 'cause she was a clone." " Dolly died because she was euthanized." "She had a lung problem." "And she was a clone," " and you're not." " I am!" "Look!" "Just look at this picture of me and my brother." "Amazing." "Two brothers who look alike." "You do need help kid." "I'm not that kind of doctor." "Dr. Sandstrom, sir, please just..." " I'll get started." " Right." " Bob." " From Oxford." "Oh yeah, Cort says the colamine is NAH Lab." "He knows about a new strain of monkey pox." " Okay, what about that flu sequencing." " Oh, I just broke down the French strain." " No one's answering at UCB or Stanford yet." " Wake 'em up." "Anything?" " Closer to West Nile than Spanish." " Shit." "Look up this drug, I want every report you can find on it." "The results are on your desk." "Perfect." "I want you on this, okay ?" "You do the sequencing while Carlos does the pathology." "Lil, Air Canada 3551, 10:34 P.M." "Fuck." " The other side." " Cidofovir." "Oh yeah." " And uh..., Twyla called." " Yes." "Did you know that camel pox is the closest virus to small pox?" " Maybe that's why people are getting it." " That or too much humping." "You know that's where IUD came from." "Camel drivers used to insert pebbles into the uteruses of camels to keep them from getting pregnant." "How'd they figure that out?" "It's going to be a long day." "Carlos, people with Asperger's Syndrome can't help it." "You know, the Iraqis are working on strains that infected people." " Does David know this?" " I don't know." " This is camel pox." "Patient 4." " Identical." "Except that boy has a hemorrhagic fever." "The Lassa or Marburg, probably both." "Serrano, poxes look like bricks." "Hemorrhagics look like worms." " Do these bricks look like worms to you?" " No, but they're acting like worms." "I was in Africa with Medecins Sans Frontieres." "That pool of blood." "With Ebola you leak blood out of every orifice." " Poxes cause internal bleeding too." " This wasn't bleeding, it was a complete vascular meltdown." "If you open that boy up, his organs will look like they've been put through a blender." "Ebola?" "This meant his liver and kidney's leaking out of him and that would explain the failure of cidofovir." " Ebola and camel pox together?" " Maybe a genetic hybrid of the two." "No, camel pox is made of DNA, Ebola's made of RNA." "The two split and went their separate ways over 2 billion years ago." " Maybe they've kissed and made up." " A variant?" "No, or maybe it's not Ebola and maybe it's not even camel pox." "Okay, where do we start?" "The minister of health wants you to phone her and so does the CDC." " The rest are just urgent." " Thanks, Wes." "Patient 4, the Grave's boy, his mother was just admitted to the hospital covered in pox." "Okay." "Credit card receipts from the gas station where he worked, surveillance tape from the garage." "I'll run a trace on all the cars and quarantine the occupants." "Go wider." "Include anyone they were in contact with." "Hey, so this is what we know so far." "Victim 1:" "Elmer Jones." "Owns a grocery store off highway 17." "Lives alone." "Tuesday morning he feels sick, goes to C.U., Dr. William Parton." "Dr. Parton sends Elmer to Northway Health Centre here, admitting nurse is Katherine Holochuck." "Now those are victims 1-2 and 3." "A straight flow of events... until Darryl." "150 clicks away." "All of these people are in quarantine now?" "Except the question marks, we're still searching for them." "Now what we have to know is why did it suddenly jump to Darryl." "Does this mean one of these people infected someone who drove down the highway and gave it to Darryl?" "And or is there is one person, a patient zero, who's spreading it?" "Caroline." "Patient 4, Darryl, he just died." "You're talking about nature somehow accidentally combining," " say, a flea and an elephant." " I'm not saying it makes sense, just it makes more sense than anything else I've heard." "Okay, how about this ?" "A single strand RNA Ebola-like intermediate somehow might get copied on a cellular reverse transcriptase and then integrated into the genome." "Okay?" " Okay, but what if" " Okay, just a second." "Now, camel pox, it might somehow super infect the same cell, and then some kind of recombination occurs." "I mean, I know we're talking about nuclear and cytoplasmic replication, but hey, you never know, right?" "No." "David, you know there's no way that the camel pox variant could accommodate the extra genomic burden you're giving it." "There's no way." "Ockham's Razor." "The simplest explanation is best." "Fuck." " I need more coffee." " You want one?" "I've got to call my daughter." "You're a father?" "Sort of." " David." " Oh hey, come on in." "I got a lead on a sample of the Spanish lady." " From where?" " It's a long story." "Have you guys made any progress?" "Eliminated a few hypothesis, you?" "Positive on CP, negative on Ebola." "We've PCR'ed the hell out of it, David." "I don't think there's any Ebola there." "I think Carlos is wrong." "Yeah, maybe." "Okay, call me tonight." "Okay, bye." "I didn't know you smoke." "I don't." "Neither do I." "I would think an MD would know better." "I do, I do." "I'm quitting." "Again." "So, how do you like it here?" "Ah, I miss Mexico City a little." "The sushi was better." "Any regrets?" "If I want to do the best, I have to be with the best." "You didn't answer my question." "I have no regrets working with David Sandstrom." "Someone has to teach him how to do things." "So, how are we doing in there?" "Well, I have my theory, David has his." "Eventually, you run out of wrongs, you end up right." " I hope eventually is soon, Carlos." " Yeah." " Mierda." "See you inside." " Yeah." "We've gone through it twice now." "We definitely have PCR evidence for camel pox DNA, but no evidence at all for any Ebola." "What about other hemorrhagic fever viruses?" " Nothing." " When you were at Fort Egan," " did you ever see anything like this?" " Never." "Isn't it time we give up on this idea?" "We're getting nowhere." "We have no material evidence." "We have no theoretical model." "What?" "Oh hey, Twyla, can I call you back later?" "I don't know." "Actually that was a good answer." "Here's a better one." " What?" " Look at this." "...cell align with the pox variant components, and then we take the Ebola virus... packaging sequences... and we'll super infect... okay... divide... pox..." "Where did that come from?" "I don't know, it just kind of popped into my head." " Virus !" "It's a virus." " Too crazy?" "Yeah... well." " Hira?" " Possible." "Simple enough?" "Maybe too simple." "Thank you." "Let's do it." " What?" " Sorry, it's mine." "So, what?" "Are you guys like broken up or...?" "I don't know, your father isn't really equipped to deal with that kind of conversation." "Yeah, I know." "So, what?" "Are you leaving?" "Yeah, well, I don't want to get too comfortable." "Why not?" " You don't know him at all, do you?" " Oh yeah, I know him." "David has room for 2 things in his life:" "His science and himself." "The rest is just shit that gets in the way or gets used and thrown out." "That's your dad, honey." "So, once you figure out where you fit, you do what you got to do, right?" "Ciao." "Goodbye, Twyla." "It's Sally." " What's wrong?" " It's not working." " Not even my card." " Maybe your face is changing." "I mean those face recognition things are very sensitive." " Can you try?" " Sure." "So, either quarantine the school or I'll get somebody to quarantine the whole town." "Three countries came together to back this lab but you can't get one school closed." "Shit." "It's Caroline Morrison at NorBAC." "I need the medical officer of health's daily briefing." "It was supposed to be sent to me." "I'm not interested in excuses, just do it please." "Thank you." "He touched her." "I'm going to put him on the list." " I wasn't sure you'd still be here." " I was just leaving." " Anything?" " A couple of leads I want to check out." "Oh, so where are we at?" "That boy we saw, Darryl, his mother just died." "So, that's seven dead, four in critical condition, and so many in quarantine I can't keep up." "Two-hundred and fourteen." "What do you have?" "We had a theory." "Unfortunately, we're having a lot of difficulty proving it." "Oh, and that Face First thingie you put in?" "It's not working." "What's wrong with it?" "I don't know." "Hira had a problem with it today." "We're having trouble getting her through a background check." " She was cleared 3 months ago." " Yeah, well something's come up." "Okay, would you please check with me before you start playing around" "David, not now." "I'm juggling politicians, health authorities and police departments." "And I'm juggling camel pox, Ebola and God knows what else and I'd like to have my best virologist able to get into lock up." "She's here, she's just on limited access." "What do you want?" "Hello, like, I asked you a question." "Uh, I'm Mick." "What?" "What, are you retarded?" "I asked you what you wanted." "Are you Dr. David Sandstrom's daughter ?" "No." "Yes, maybe I am Dr. David Sandstrom's daughter." "Why?" "What do you want?" "I need to talk to him." " So talk to him." " I've tried." "I need help." "Look, I'm dying." "So is everyone." "If no one died there wouldn't really be enough room, you know?" " Yeah, well, I'm dying now." " Oh, like now now." "Like if I don't get help I won't make it till the end of the year." "I really need your dad's help." "Look, my dad's not even a doctor doctor." "He's a PhD doctor and they don't help anyone." "I know but he'll know how to help me because..." " Yeah?" " I'm a clone." "You actually almost had me there for a second." "Damn it, I'm a clone, I can prove it!" "Look, you've got issues, okay?" " Who are you not talking to?" " Ersky Labs in South Africa." "Why?" "They have the most state of the art automated DNA sequencer in Africa." "Hemorrhagics come from Africa." "I'm wondering if they've ever seen anything like this." "Clever." "Hey!" "What's going on with my security clearance?" "Oh, don't worry about it." "It's just bureaucratic bullshit, but if you run into any more bumps, you let me know, okay?" "It almost becomes a Ebola/camel pox chimera." " Serrano, no personal calls." " Deiderman of Heidelberg." "Microbiology's worst squash player." " Who are you talking to, Bob?" " My mother." " Does she have any ideas?" " Huh?" "Says your proposed chimera virus is too unstable, it would never survive repeated passage through people." "Deiderman, yeah, Sandstrom." "Nothing wrong with being wrong, right?" " Yeah, you'll get used to it." " He's right, David." "No way to fit the Ebola gene only to the pox variant." " It's true, it's in there." " Maybe not the way we're imagining it." " What fucking way?" " I don't know." "I don't even know what we're arguing about." "Chimera, Ebola, camel pox together." "But Hira can't confirm it with PCR." "What if this isn't Ebola?" "I'd like to base this on something more reliable than Carlos' notes." "Mayko's right, David." "I ran an analysis test on the serum, couldn't find any traces of Ebola antibodies." "There are no IGM or IGG antibodies, and the immuno-chemistry tests came up negative." "Then what are we saying?" "We're saying it was a brilliant hypothesis, but my diagnosis was wrong." "No." "Carlos is right." "It's Ebola." "It's there." " Yeah." " How's it going?" " Oh, fucking beautiful." "You?" " Two more dead." " Shit, where are you?" " A restaurant in McClint." " So, it's on its way eh?" " Yeah." "And I have politicians in denial with health care professionals on the verge of panic." " What about your end?" " Uh, dead end." "I can get you first samples in a few hours." "Will that help?" "Maybe." "The damn virus has evolved so fast." "A mutation might shed some light." "Bye." "Okay, everybody, go home, have a shower, feed your dog, change your underwear, be back in an hour." "We've got fresh samples coming in." "I can get you first samples in a few hours." "Thank you." "Well, the couple closed the diner at 9." "They were just making their own suppers." "Steaks left on the grill started a grease fire." "I was supposed to meet the local chief medical officer." " Well, she's on her way." " She had to go by the hospital and check on how they're setting up the quarantine." "NorBAC?" " Excuse me." " Yeah, what?" " This thing, what is it?" " That's what we're working on officer." "I want this place sealed up." "No press, no pictures." " My son's in quarantine." " Why?" " Same school as Gerald Graves." " It's just a precaution." "Well, it's one hell of a precaution." "My wife's scared to death." " I understand." " What do I tell her?" " Is my boy going to be all right?" " We don't know enough about this yet." " I'm sorry, but that's the truth." " Word is that Gerald died." "Is that true?" "Yeah." "Look, I appreciate your time." "I'll get to sealing this place up." "Officer..." "Got a card?" "Yeah." " As soon as we know anything." " Thank you." "Lilith!" "Lilith!" "Hello?" " You abandoned me." " It had nothing to do with you." "Your mom and I weren't getting along and she's the one who moved out too, so if you've got abandonment issues, take it up with her." "Retard, I mean yesterday." " Oh." "Uh, Twyla was here." " Oh, right, right." "You seriously must be the worst father in the world." "I come and what?" "Within 10 seconds you're gone, and 24 hours later you're back." "Where were you?" "I was working on something very, very important." "Oh, and I'm not." " I need a beer." " Yeah, me too." "The fact is it's moving down highway 17." "Well, shutting down a highway's a good precaution considering the consequences." "That's nothing compared to what happens if this virus hits Toronto." "You sir, can hope for the best, but my job is to plan for the worst." "The sooner you get back to me, the better." " Your mom got your email." " Was she pissed?" "Did you want her to be?" "And you were right, I was supposed to pick you up at the airport." "I fucked up." "I'm sorry." "You can stay till the weekend and then you've got to go." " No, I'm moving in." " No." "What?" " No..." "look, there's a virus..." " Newsflash." "Biology isn't everything." "And I hate to break it to you but you are my parent too." "Yeah, but the one thing that we both agree on is that I suck as a dad, and that's genetics." "Oh yeah, when I went to the store today I got stalked." " What?" " Yes, this guy..." "I don't know, this kid, he was like totally following me." "And then I got up in his face" " What did he want?" " You." "Said he was dying and needed to talk to you." " Is he a weird guy about 15?" " Well, all 15 year old guys are weird." "Well, they don't get any better until they're about 30." " Did he say he was a clone?" " Yeah, and then..." " I mean, that's not possible, is it?" " Not unless he's from the future." "Exactly what I thought." "Morrison." "I wouldn't use the word epidemic." "There are some reported cases of what appears to be a virus, yes." "A pox virus." "Don't know." "Some fatalities, yes." "Nine." "Look, I'm trying to be as straightforward as I can, but I will not tell you anything that is not confirmed." "The only thing certain is 9 dead." "How many more?" "I don't know." "Jesus." " So, explain this whole virus thing." " It's very scary." "What do you remember me telling you about viruses?" " Uh, dick all I guess." " Okay, virology 101." "Viruses are very small." "They're about a millionth of an inch." "If this room was a cell, a virus would be the size of a pinprick, okay." "And what they do... what they do is they crawl in through tiny, tiny holes." "Say, right about there." " Okay." "Uh, can you pass the chocolate?" " Uh, sure." "So, they crawl in, okay, and they steal some enzymes and they use them to make copies of themselves." "Thousands of copies." "And with Ebola, which is what we call a hemorrhagic or bleeding virus, eventually all those copies bust out." "They blow about a thousand holes through your cell walls, and then they float away and each of them finds another cell to crawl into and make another thousand copies of itself, and a thousand thousand more holes and then pretty soon you're bleeding and leaking to death" "inside your own skin." "Yeesh." "And that's what we're dealing with here, and that is why you really, really have to go home to B.C." "Dad, I would rather die of a virus than of boredom in Salt Spring." "I've got to go back to work." "Dad, it's just that mum is dating this like totally boring base player guy who wears way too much cologne and..." "like, he calls me Lily." " So sorry." "Does he make your mom happy?" " Well, yeah, I suppose he..." "It doesn't make itself." "This doesn't make itself." "Jesus, that's it." "You are brilliant!" " What?" "What?" " Fucking brilliant!" "You aren't seriously going to work right now." "Yeah, want to come?" " Not at 3 a.m." " Okay." "Thanks for the chat." "Excuse me." " Do you work here?" " I do." "Hi, I'm Bob Melnikov." " Hey, are you in charge?" " Of the lab?" "No." "I'm a biochemist." "David Sandstrom is the chief scientist." " I thought Caroline Morrison was." " Oh no, she's not a scientist, she's the executive director of the lab." "The liaison to" "The 3 countries involved in NorBAC:" "Canada, the U.S. and Mexico, right?" " Are you a reporter?" " Yeah." "So, what's going on up north, Bob?" "Are we looking at another SARS outbreak?" " I can't..." "I don't..." " Come on." " Nice to meet you." " Hey!" "Did you see the report on Angus MacDonald?" " The mechanic." " The garage on highway 17." "Yeah." "He died before they could question him." "His wife is sick now, she doesn't work there." "I've got a crew going through all the receipts." "Someone's on that highway." "If they went to another garage, they're probably having car trouble." " Let's check out every garage on 17." " I'm on it." "Okay, hypothesis #2:" "We can't find any genetic information that will prove the Ebola gene is in the camel pox genome." "Why?" "Because we are dealing with a chemically synthesized gene." "Ebola kills, right?" "But it doesn't spread very easily." "Camel pox spreads easily, but it can be fought with a drug." "So, if you could connect them," "Ebola DNA would get a free ride on the camel pox." " But they're incompatible." "Why?" " Square pegs, round holes." "Right." "So you have to remake the connections, and I'm telling you there's somebody out there who's figured out how to do this." " Now they fit." " What do you got?" " A super virus." " Are you saying this thing is deliberate?" "You know, well nothing else makes any sense." "I mean if creating a killing machine makes any fucking sense." "And I think I know how they did it too." "Amino acids, building blocks of proteins." "Proteins, building blocks of viruses." "So, if you're looking for the Ebola, you want to look for its DNA recipe, but we can't find it." "Why?" "Because the same amino acid can be coded..." " with different DNA." " Wait, wait, wait." "You lost me." "Okay, think of it this way." " What does that say?" " Grate aural sects." " Thank you, David." " You're welcome." "So whoever made this knew that we'd be looking for this." "So they wrote it like that." "Okay folks." "Now we know what we're looking for." "Jesus Christ." "Hey kid, come here!" "All right, listen." "Now you stop harassing me, you stop harassing my daughter or I swear to God I'll have you put away." "Do you understand?" "Hmm?" "Have a nice day." "Dr. Sandstrom, would you talk to my father?" " Oh, Jesus." " I think you know him." "Dr. Shelby Sloane." " Shelby Sloane's your father?" " He's the man who cloned me." " Then why doesn't he fix you?" " 'Cause he's given up." " No, it's because you're not a clone!" " I am!" "Please, just let me prove it to you!" "All right, I want you to get me DNA samples of you and whoever or whatever you were cloned from." "I'll run them through my mass clonometer." "If the samples match up I'll call the National Post, they'll make you clone of the year, okay?" "It's been a real out of this world conversation, Mick." "Do you know why my father stopped being a scientist?" " Oh God." " Because of what he did to me." "Let me give this to you straight, all right?" "You say you're dying but there's people out there right now who really are dying." "So why don't you just get your" "Kid, take it easy." "All right?" "Get me the samples." "Really?" "Really." "But I mean it." "You stay away from my daughter." "Ladies and gentlemen, this, believe it or not, is an artificial gene." " Scary." " Bio terrorism, yeah." "I know, how the hell did you figure this out so fast?" " David, are you sure?" " Uh-hmm, and it's coming right at us." "Wes, Homeland Security, FBI, CSIS, and send through the Investigation Securidad." "This is so fucked." "Scientists, all that knowledge, twisting it around" " just to kill innocent people." " I can't believe it." "Gas chambers, germ warfare, atomic bombs." "I can." "David, what about a cure?" "With Ebola there's no vaccine, no cure, just quarantine." "Caroline Morrison at NorBAC." "Please tell him it's urgent." "When it hits the city, it spreads everywhere." "There'll be no way to stop it." "The dead will be the lucky ones." "Why don't you come and sit down while we wait for the bus." " Oh, thank you." " Oh here, let me help with your luggage." "Oh!" "Great." "I was just coming to sit." "It sounds like someone's overtired." "Yeah, and a sore throat." " Oh, what's her name?" " Miranda." " Oh, Miranda." " Yeah." " That's such a lovely name." " My truck broke down so I got a little more luggage than I can handle." " Oh well, so do I." " Oh." "Oh, so where you off to?" "Oh, the U.K. so Miranda can meet her dad." "I came back to Canada to have her." "And what's his problem?" "Wasn't he there at the conception?" " Well, he's a great guy." " Oh." "Oh hey, the bus is here." " Here, let me help you with this." " Oh, you don't mind?" "Oh, thank you." " No, no, no." "What's your name?" " Daisy." " I'm Frances." " Hi, Frances." "Thanks a lot." " Here, I'll let you go first." " Thank you." "Well, Frances, it looks like we'll almost there." "Frances?" "Frances." "Hey!" "Hey!" "You have to be very cautious when throwing around terms like epidemic." "But it has the potential to be one?" "Anytime you have a virulent, unidentified agent, there is of course a potential for an epidemic, provided" "Just tell the truth, God damn it." "And say what?" "That we've got a manmade virus out there heading right at us?" "You do that, you'll have chaos." " There's no risk to the general population." " Just as long as you wash your hands." "We can't stress enough the importance of thoroughly washing your hands." "They have no idea what's coming at them." "Yes, but what's the difference between a medical emergency and an epidemic?" "Cynical reporter:1, earnest health official: 0." "If you need me, I'll be back at the lab." "Second, there is no epidemic." " I got what you need." " You don't go away, do you?" "Look, I've got it right here." "Kid, what I need you couldn't fit in that little brown bag." "You know what?" "I'm beginning to think you are a clone." "You came from a fucking mule." " Look!" "Look at these!" " Whatever that is, I don't want it." "Baby teeth." "One of mine, one of my brother Cal's." "They still got blood on them." "You said if I got you samples you'd test them." "You said!" "Yeah." "Yeah, yeah, I know but see, those could both be your teeth." "I'd need the complete sets." "Sorry." " You promised." " Don't do that, understand?" "Jesus." "Yeah." "Where?" "Oh shit." "Did you call Carlos already?" "Okay, I'm on my way." "Jesus!" "Would you get the fuck out of here!" "My mother died 2 years before I was born, Dr. Sandstrom." "Does that make any sense to you?" "Promise you'll look into it." " Yeah, now get up." " Promise." "Promise." "Thank you, Dr. Sandstrom." "So, you'll call me then?" "Oh yeah, I'll put you on my speed dial." "My number's right there on the bag." " Goodbye, Mick." " Goodbye." "Thank you, sir." "Uh, Dr. Sloane... this is David Sandstrom calling." "Uh, it's about your son... about some kid who claims to be your son." "I think we've got a problem here." "Could you call me on my cell?" "Yes, but what's the difference between a medical emergency and an epidemic?" "Cynical reporter: 1, earnest health official: 0." "If you need me, I'll be back at the lab." "Second, there is no epidemic." " Morrison." " Caroline?" "Another call, on a bus just outside the city limits." "Oh shit." "We have the bus sealed." "It's heading towards the quarantine facility near the airport." "Okay, I'm on my way." "Call David and Carlos, tell them to meet me there." "Got it." "Caroline took me to her office, asked me all kindsof questions about Hira, her family, her brothers." " What did you say?" " Nothing." "Well, I did say she wears nice perfume:" "Hints of saffron and cinnamon." "At least that's what I detected." "We have another case." "It could be a busload." "Quarantined at the airport." "So, it's here." "All right, I'll be back with samples." "Somebody track down Hira, we're going to need her on this." "What's going on here?" "Why are we being kept on this bus?" "Sit down, be quiet and put your mask on." "No one told us anything." "It's nothing to worry about." "You're being put in quarantine." "All right, thank you Mr. Zaltsberg." "Dear, how much longer do I have to stay here?" "The nurse will explain everything." "This is a nurse?" "Are you in charge here, 'cause I've got to be on a plane." "Sit down please." "I'll explain everything." "Daisy, my name is Caroline Morrison, I'm with NorBAC." "Which is what?" "The North American Biotechnology Advisory Commission." "So, what they're saying about some kind of virus..." " It's what Frances has?" " We think so." "Well, what is it?" "I mean... could we get it?" "Daisy, listen to me." "We're not sure how it's spreading." "We're not even sure what it is." "Well, I'm fine." "I mean, we're both fine." "I have to be in England." "Of course but we need you to answer a few questions:" "Where you travelled from, people you might have met along the way." "Fine." "Did you happen to stop for gas near Bear River?" " Yeah." " Where's your car?" "Pick up." "It gave up on me so I traded it in for a ride to the bus." "With Angus." "Angus's garage near Soren?" "Uh, I'd take you to Toronto, but I'm the only one here." "No, don't worry." "It's okay, really." "The bus station will be just fine." "I'm sure it'll get us there on time." "Yeah." "How did you know?" "It's a long ride." "Where are you travelling from?" "My parents." "Heron Bay, near Marathon." "Okay." "Okay?" "Does that mean I can go now ?" "It's going to be a little longer." "Her neighbour was with her yesterday." "Said that she was perfectly fine." " How's the neighbour?" " No symptoms." "Okay, so probably not airborne transmission." "It could be a respiratory secretion." "A cough or a sneeze, but it would have be directed right at the n..." "Next victim?" "My mom's a midwife, she was freaking, right." "Like nobody's ever had a baby in Africa before." "You were in Africa?" "Yeah, I worked at an AIDS hospice." "Yeah, I was really sick, like sick-sick, and William was travelling all the time so he thought it'd be best if I came home to have Miranda." " William?" " My fiancé." " Where is William now?" " In London." "He just rented us an apartment." "Oh, excuse me." "A flat." "Hah!" " He's British?" " Very." "He holds his little finger up when he drinks his tea." " Would you like me to set up a call?" " Yeah." "Yeah, call him." "William Zanzinger." "His number's in my wallet." "You guys have that." " Okay." " I've been trying to call him all day." "Hold on." "Okay, the new woman Frances who was just brought in, we can't find an intersection between her and the other victims, but the girl she was sitting next to, the one you're looking at," "had contact with just about everyone who's gotten sick." "What about the baby?" "It says here she has a throat infection." "Temperature, swollen glands, that's it?" "Anything else?" "I think we should take a closer look, take some throat cultures, see what we come up with." "We've been through her things." "No aerosol spray, no powder no anything she could have used to spread the virus." "Well, it wouldn't make much sense for her to deliberately spread the virus, unless she was immune to it." "Well, all I know is she was sitting right next to that woman and look at her." "She could have a natural immunity." "David, what do think?" "Morrison." "Yeah." "When did they find them?" "Her parents were just found dead." " Well that ain't natural." "Oh." " David, what?" "What if there's nothing natural about it?" "I mean, some son of a bitch has figured out a way to manufacture a Camelpox/Ebola virus." "Who's to say that same son of a bitch couldn't manufacture an immunity?" "Look, DNA samples from the mother and baby will tell us this." "I'll set it up." "Guys, no mention of her parents." "Sorry, about that." "Yeah, look, are you going to call my fiancé?" "Yes, but before we do that, those men I was just speaking with, they're doctors." "Hi, I'm sorry to disturb you again." "Uh, is your dad in?" "Oh, he talked to my father." " Well, it's a good thing, isn't it?" " No." "He told him that I was crazy and that I was harassing you." "So, are you going to stop?" "Maybe." "Just look..." "do you happen to know where he is?" "He's saving the world again I guess." "I know." "I mean... his work on the biochemistry of SCF dependant ubiquitination and yeast was crucial on understanding cancer." " Oh, I've read his articles." " What articles?" "I mean I don't know, he doesn't tell me anything." " How come?" " 'Cause who really cares?" "Uh, you should." "I mean, he's an amazing scientist." " Are you okay?" " Did you talk to him about me?" "Kind of." "Did you want to come in?" "Her throat looks very red, has it been bothering her?" "No." "What did just say to her ?" "Not to worry." "Could you tell me?" "The virus is contained, still as a precaution, 20 people are quarantined behind me in this vacant warehouse that has now been dubbed "HAZMAT City"." "However, officials are remaining tight lipped." "Stan." "Naomi, there are some reports that some 50 students from Irving Leighton High are spending the night in hospital." "That's right." "The students are in hospital for observation." "Yes, Stan, I can report that I am indeed talking out of my ass." "And you've got a great ass, Naomi, I'd ask you to shake it for us if I didn't think you were so full of shit." "Good evening, people." "I've got samples." "We might have patient zero, so Bob, DNA work." "Hira, I want you check the serum for antibodies to every human virus, extract nucleic acid and do a probe on the viral gene chip." " Carlos" " David." "...you handle pathology." "Mayko, we need complete bioinformatics on all the samples, and Wes..." "I could use a coffee." "Caroline gave me very specific instructions about Hira." "I don't care." "Daisy" "a paediatrician is here." "A specialist, to look at Miranda to make sure she's all right." "She already had all those tests." "No." "No, she's been through enough." "I understand that, but there's another test we have to do." " What?" "Is she going to be okay?" " She'll be fine." "This will be the last time you'll have to give her up, I promise." " Why does she have to be in that?" " Just for her safety." "She'll be fine." "Okay, okay." "I'm right here." "I'm right here." "Still no answer at William's." "Well, maybe he's out or at a friends or something." "That's my girl." "What were you doing in Africa?" "I told you, I was working at an AIDS hospice." " Yes, but why Africa?" " Why not?" "How would you describe your politics?" "Uh, environmental anarchist." " Save the earth, that sort of thing." " Yeah, that sort of thing." "You know, from governments, from multinationals, from governments run by multinationals." " Do you belong to a political party?" " You're kidding me, right?" " How about William?" " No, not that I know of." "Those are two different answers." "Do either of you have any religious affiliations?" "Christian, Muslim?" "I'm sorry, but what does this have to do with people being sick?" "Thank you." "Daisy, I need you to look at something." "Would you step up to the glass please?" "What, you want me to pick somebody out of a line up now?" "Not exactly." "Do you recognize this man?" " Why, is he sick too?" " This is from the U.K. passport office." "This man's passport was stolen 2 years ago." "His name is William Zanzinger." "So, what?" "Are you trying to tell me there's only one William Zanzinger in the world?" "Only one who lives in Surrey and he's never been to Africa." "Oh, well, good for him!" "He's not my William." " Does your William have an accent?" " Yes." " What kind?" " English." " Where was he born?" " In England!" "Did you ever see him use another passport?" "Daisy, I want to help you get out of here." "Maybe this is all a big misunderstanding." "If so, let's figure it out." "Together." "He has another passport, yes." "To get into countries where he's had trouble before." "Like Zimbabwe." "All journalists have them." "Sure." "What name is on that passport?" "It's really wild, I don't get it." "I ran the DNA on the baby's throat swab and her blood." "Baby's throat, baby's blood." " Run the test again." " We ran her DNA 3 times." "The throat and blood doesn't match." " It makes no sense." " That's what I said." "Okay, a viral infection would cause some differences in the DNA." "Not this many." "There's way more than there should be." "I can see that." "Hira!" "Look at this." "Roll over." "There, that band in her blood sample." "It's the same as DNA in neg to pos." "It looks weird." "There." "That's RNA." "She's right." "Something is very wrong." "Very, very wrong." "RNA?" "What's it doing in the middle of her DNA?" "What'd they do?" "Maybe if we can find out what kind of RNA we're looking at..." "You got an idea?" "It's a natural SIRNA." "It should be in her throat." " SIRNA." " But it's gone." " SIRNA." " Where the hell is it?" "Holy shit." "As SIRNA that kills viruses in plants?" "Yeah, it's in people too, right?" "It's probably just some leftover from billions of years ago when animals split from plants." "Well, what if it's that?" "What if it does do something in people?" " Maybe, no one knows." " Well, maybe this bastard does know." "Caroline, I've got something..." "I'm on my way." "Uh, I'm not really that hungry." "So, this whole like clone thing." "You can't actually..." "I mean, you can't actually clone someone, can you?" "Well, yeah." "I mean, well..." "okay, look." "Let's just say that this olive is an egg, a human egg." "Now first what you do... is you remove the nucleus," "or the core, you know, the brains of the cell." "Then you insert the nucleus of the one that you want to clone like this." "Now, to get it going you have to give it a little bit of a shock." "That's just for demonstration purposes only of course." "Now the nucleus is reprogramming the egg and telling it what to be." " Okay, and then?" " Right, then... uh, well now we wait until it grows and divides and when it's stable enough, we place it into the womb and hope that the expression of the genetic makeup more or less resembles a human being." " The expression?" " Yeah.." "You know like the way we look." " Yeah, well I think you look pretty good." " You don't..." "You don't think I'm a freak because I wasn't born the normal way?" " Oh, and what's the normal way?" " You know, like a mom and a dad," " 2 people in love..." " Man, you've got to get out of the 'burbs." "I'm joking!" "Geesh, it's a joke." "Thanks." " Halt!" "Hey!" " I'm with NorBAC." "All right." "Okay, not so fast." "My brain can only absorb so many acronyms." "What is SIRNA?" "It's a weapon that plants use to protect themselves from viruses." "We have it too except nobody really knows what it does in people." " But we can make a logical assumption." " That it fights infections in people too?" "Right." "So, SIRNA is like this secret, quiet imperial guard and it's all throughout the palace." "Okay?" "Head, shoulders, knees, toes." "Except in Miranda's case, it's not in her throat." "Someone figured out how to eliminate it from your throat?" "Right, right, just her throat." "So, if they did what I think they did, throat is the only room in the palace where there aren't any guards." "It's the only place where the virus can live." "From there, it leaves the palace, it spreads through cough, burp, sneeze or puke, and all the peasants who come in contact with it, they get the virus" "Okay, okay, okay, stop." "You're telling me the baby has a virus, but can't get the disease?" "Exactly." "So, the baby's patient zero." " Nice work." " Oh well, it was a group effort really." "Hira nailed it." " She was at the lab?" " She works there." "David..." "I think Daisy knows who did this." " What?" "Jesus, you got a name?" " That's what I'm working on." "Stick around, I may need your help." "... confirms that the U.S. has stepped up health monitoring at all border crossings." "Meanwhile here in Toronto, health officials continue to remind people that washing your hands is the best way to prevent exposure to the mystery virus." "An info line has been set" "You don't have that disease thing they talked about, do you?" "That's about the only thing I don't have." " So, what exactly is wrong with you?" " Exactly?" "Well, my kidneys are going, my liver's not great." "Don't even get me started on my spleen." "That's why your dad's got to help me." "Wait..." "So, how did your body get so screwed up?" "Well, uh, I was made... so that I could give part of myself to my brother." " A part of yourself?" " Here, just..." "That's my brother, Cal." " He was always sick." " The same as you, or...?" "No, no, he had cancer of the bone marrow." "They tried to find a match, they couldn't, so that's when my dad came up with the idea to make a clone and... give marrow to Cal from the new Cal." "He used you to save your brother." "They had to do it a bunch of times because eventually the cancer would just come back." "The last time was 2 years ago, but it didn't... see, it didn't take at all, so... so Cal died." "I'm sorry." "And you?" "That's why your dad has to help me." "Daisy." "I want Miranda." "I just saw her, she's fine." "She's sleeping." "They're going to bring her to you as soon as she wakes up." " Daisy, was this a planned pregnancy?" " What?" "Were you using birth control when you became pregnant?" "I was on the pill." "It's not foolproof." " Apparently not." "We need to talk about William." "How did you meet?" " In Cape Town." " At a bar, a party, where?" " What difference does it make?" " So why don't you just tell me?" "I was almost raped." "There were 3 guys," "William came out of nowhere and ran them off." "One man against 3 coming out of nowhere at just the right moment, sweeping you off your feet." " That's what happened." " I bet William is really good looking too and he never hurt your feelings." "You told all your girlfriends he was the perfect guy, right?" "I bet you never even had a fight." "Did you?" "Ever?" "Now is that real?" "What are you talking about?" "We're in love with each other." "We're getting married on Sunday." "The address you gave, there's no such address in London." "That's not true." "William's cell phone is registered to a Nicholas Sargosa." "Do you know who he is?" "Nicholas Sargosa has hundreds of cell phones and he keeps losing them." "He's a front for people who want untraceable cell phones." " What?" " You said William was a writer." "We haven't found one thing he's written." "Who does he write for?" "Progressive magazines." "And he's writing a book." " Who's his publisher?" " I don't know!" " But he got a big advance." " Of course." "He's got money." "Maybe he writes under a pseudonym." "Would you happen to know what that was?" "No!" "How is it going?" "Ever use that thing?" "Bet you got some pretty big bullets in there, eh?" "Caroline's ready for you." "OK." "Showtime!" "How do I look?" "Yeah..." "Nice." "Thanks for the chat." "I don't know, Wes, what do you think?" " I beg your pardon?" " The uniform, icy stare..." "Does he do anything for you?" "Hi, Daisy." "I'm, uh..." "one of the doctors." " I know who you are." " Okay sure." "Uh..." "I need to know if you've had any surgery since you got pregnant." "Any medical procedures?" "Amniocentesis." "Uh... why?" "Women your age don't usually get amnio." "Because the baby was conceived in Africa and with all the diseases," " William wanted to be sure..." " Okay, okay." "Uh, how was it done... your amnio?" " I don't know, I was unconscious." " For an amnio?" "Okay, Daisy, here's the story." "Uh..." "Someone has created a virus by combining 2 really horrible viruses," "Ebola and Camelpox and this new virus is deadly... and your baby has it." " Mir..." "Miranda's dying?" " Oh!" "No, no." "She's okay." "But here's where it gets kind of crazy:" "She's going to be okay because she's been genetically modified to be immune to it." "That's insane!" "That's what they did to her during your so-called amnio." "No, because I've been with her since she was born and I'm fine!" "But you were exposed when Miranda was in your uterus and you developed immunity too." "You can't get it." "You can't get it, you can't spread it, only Miranda can." " She's what we call a carrier." " No!" "Stop saying that!" "Daisy, what's inside Miranda kills faster than any known disease." " William put it there." " No, that's bullshit!" "That's why he had you flying from Toronto to La Guardia..." "Taking the shuttle bus to Kennedy, then flying to Heathrow." "To spread it as far and as quickly as he could." "No!" "You know, he bought it that way because he was... he was cashing in his points." "You know." "What's wrong with you people?" "What the fuck is wrong with you?" " The ticket was paid in cash." " No!" "Look." "Look!" "He didn't love you, Daisy." "He set you up." "He stopped those men from raping you and then he did it himself." "No!" "I want to go to the airport!" "I want to go now!" "I want to go!" "He turned your daughter into a killing machine." "That's what William did." "Now we need to find him and stop him before he does this again." "I want my baby." "I want my baby." "Look at this woman!" "Do you remember meeting her?" "Her name's Darlene Evans." "She was your waitress." "She's dead." "You won't recognize this guy." "Darlene's husband." "Paul." "He's dead." "It's spreading." "Exponentially." " What do you want from me, okay?" " Tell me William's other name." "This is the man from the garage who drove you to the bus, Angus." "He never even made it to the hospital." "I need William's name on his other passport." "His name, Daisy!" "Do you remember Frances?" " She died an hour ago." " You're lying!" "Her corpse is in this facility, do you want to see it?" "No !" " Two people crossed all their paths." " No !" " You and Miranda." " No!" "It could have been somebody else!" " It could have been anybody else!" "No!" " Did anybody meet your parents?" "They're dead, Daisy." "No..." "No!" " I want my baby!" " We'll bring her to you." "Just give us his name and then you can have your baby." "His name, Daisy!" "Martin Jamison, i-s-o-n, 156 Shaftsbury Lane, flat #3, Farnham, England." "It's in Surrey." "FBI, CSIS, and MI-5..." "Thank you." "Jesus!" "Are you all right?" " Where did you learn how to do that?" " Do what?" "Take people apart like that." " If I said CIA, would you believe me?" " No." "CIA." "You hungry?" "It's an agency thing, David." "I always buy my partners dinner after we do a good job." "I could use a beer." "Is there anything set up for Daisy and the baby?" "We'll probably get into that tomorrow." "How do you tell a mother that her baby is going to live in quarantine for the rest of her life, poked and prodded by every scientist with half an interest in this thing?" "If it was me, I'd tell her the baby died." "You wouldn't want to give her some kind of hope?" "Is there any?" "I don't know." "Probably not." "Daisy needs to pick up the pieces and start over again." "You know what?" "I'm just going to go home." "David, you don't have to be involved." "Ah!" "I don't have to be involved?" "That's a fucking relief." "So I can just take off the rubber gloves, throw them in the garbage and walk away?" "You did good work." "We're done here." "That makes me feel so much better." "There's a woman in there who will never see her baby again because I did good work." "Jesus, Caroline!" "Lilith?" "It's to the point." "Gone out." "Be back." " L" "Did you ever see him use another passport?" "What name is on that passport?" "I want my baby..." "Tell me William's other name." "His name!" "I want my baby!" "Morrison." "I heard you." "I think you're making a mistake." "Hey, we're in this together, right?" "Okay, this is where he keeps all his important stuff." "I looked all over for a key." "You think you can open it with...?" "Go for it." "Did you hear that?" "No." "Okay." "Here's my birth certificate." "Look at it, what does it say?" "Uh..." "February 16th, 1990." " Here's my mum's death certificate." " This can't be right!" "Mick?" "Mick?" "What's going on?" "I didn't hear you come in." "Who's your friend?" " I'm Lilith Sandstrom." " I've spoken with your father." " Yeah, Mick was telling me about Cal." " Now, let me guess." "Not the clone story?" "Yeah, I don't think it was a story." "Well, you might want to ask your father how likely it is." "You should go, Lilith." " What?" " Mick isn't well." " Yeah!" "I know!" " No, I don't just mean physically." "I told your father and you might as well hear it too." "Mick makes things up." " I do not." " Stories about his brother." " It helps him cope with the loss." " Oh yeah?" " Well, how do explain" " Lilith." " Mick?" "What?" "Why?" " What's going on, Mick?" " Nothing." "Just go." " Mick?" " Hey, you okay?" " No!" " Oh oh..." "What time is it?" " I don't know." " Where were you?" " I was with Mick." " The guy's a freak, Lilith." "I told you..." " Yes, dad, I know." "Shit, what did he do?" "Would you just look at this?" " Death certificate." "Nice." " With Mick's mum." "And... this is his birth certificate." "Well, he's human." "Dad, can you please just look at the dates?" "Let me guess!" "His mother died 2 years before he was born." "Hmm?" "He told me Lilith." "It's a neat trick, but come on!" " Okay, well, then explain it!" " My grandfather had a birth certificate that said he was born in Sweden and he had another birth certificate that said he was born in Canada." "Well, I guess he was born again, then." "Look..." "Mick's fucked up." "All he wants is the truth." "Why can't you just have a look at him?" " Truth, huh?" " Why can't you just tell him... whether you can help him..." "or not?" " Somebody should tell him the truth." " But will you?" "Caroline's had Hira in there all morning." " But where's David?" " Good question." " Where's David?" "I need to show him this." " What?" "I ran the DNA comparisons he asked me to on those 2 kids." "He needs to look at them." "It's very odd." " These are from 2 different people?" " Their DNA is identical." " Twins." " No, they are brothers." "Two years apart." " With identical DNA?" "Bob." " I didn't make a mistake." "Then I guess they're clones." "Ha..." "Maybe I'll get better samples." " Yeah, do that my friend." " Mayko?" "Could I see you for a minute?" "Don't pull them all the way out, okay?" "Hey, Daisy." "When do we get out of here?" "Daisy, Miranda can't leave." "Do you understand?" "What's going to happen to her?" "What are they going to do to her?" "I want the truth!" "She'll be moved to a lab." "She'll have to live in quarantine." "For how long?" "For the rest of her life." "Sorry, there's no other alternative." "There's no hope?" "You're so beautiful." "So tiny." "Daisy, I am so sorry." "I'm so sorry." "Daisy?" "Daisy?" "Oh shit!" " She's killing her kid!" " You can't go in there!" "Let go!" "Let go!" "Subtitles by kubilai Lama Transcript by RaceMan"

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"Wake up, wake up, wake up?" "Upya wake, upya wake, upya wake?" "This is Mister Señor Love Daddy?" "Yourvoice of choice?" "The world's only 1 2-hour strong man on the air," "Here on We-Love radio, 1 08 FM?" "The last on your dial, but first in your hearts, and that's the truth, Ruth?" "Here I am?" "Am I here?" "Ya know it?" "Itya know?" "This is Mister Señor Love Daddy doing the nasty toya ears, ya ears to the nasty?" "I's only play da platters dat matter the matters dey platter, and that's the truth, Ruth?" "From the heart of Bed-Stuy, you're listening to We-Love radio?" "Doing the ying and the yang, the hip and the hop, the stupid fresh thing, the flippity-flop?" "Awoo!" "?" "I have today's forecast foryou?" "Hot!" "Sss!" "The color for today is black?" "That's right, black?" "So absorb these rays and save that heat forwinter?" "So wear that black and be involved?" "Also today's temperature is rising over 1 00 degrees?" "So that's aJheri-curl alert." "That's right,Jheri-curl alert." "Ifyou have one, stay inside, oryou'll have a permanent plastic helmet." "All right, we're going to say hello to Mister and Missus, that's Mister and Missus." "Happy birthday to Big Red and Miss Annie Mae, 1 00 today." "Stay out ofthis heat, andyou might live that long." "There's a water shortage, so keep those showers to one minute." "Two, ifyou're with a friend." "Get on out there." "Dam n!" "Whoo!" "I t is hot!" "Get that pink slip." "So get up, get out!" "That's what I'm talking about." "We don't want to see anybody lose theirjob 'cause nobody got no money as it is." "All right." "Now we're going to talk about it." "We're going to rock 'n ' roll..." "Good m-m-morni ng?" "M-M-My name is Smiley?" "This is M-M-M-M-Malcolm?" "X?" "And this is M-M-M-M-Martin K-K-King?" "Now, th-they are d-d-dead?" "but w-we still h-h-have to f-f-f-fight a-against ap-apartheid?" "1 0, 1 5, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 1 00?" "20, 40, 60, shit!" "80?" "300?" "20, 40, 60, 80?" "Wait, that's 300?" "300, 350, 450?" "cash dollar bills?" "Mookie?" "Why areyou always bothering me when I'm sleeping" "Wake up, wake up?" "Stop breathing down my neck?" "Why should I wake up?" "It's going to be hot,Jade?" "Saturday's the only day I get to sleep late?" "Damn?" "Stop, Mookie?" "That's not funny?" "Leave me alone when I'm sleeping?" "You don't love Brother Mookie anymore?" "I loves you,Jade?" "I'll get a lock and keepyour ass out ofhere?" "Why don'tyou go to work, man, and leave me alone?" "Later, got to get paid?" "Yeah, brush your teeth?" "I brushed my teeth?" "Your breath stinks?" "It's your upper lip?" "What's up, Sal?" "Howyou doin' there, boy?" "Man, I got to get me a Cadillac like that?" "I'm getting a car just like that?" "Oh, it's hot?" "Sonny, how's the vegetables, huh?" "Good morning, Sal?" "Vito?" "Pino?" "Pop, you talk to that air-condition guy?" "I been calling him all week?" "He won't come around unless he has a police escort?" "Pino, get a broom and sweep up front?" "[ Yawns ]" "Vito, get a broom and sweep up front?" "Huh?" "Sweep up the front?" "What?" "Get a broom and sweep out front!" "See?" "Every time you tell Pino what to do, he tells me what to do?" "He's brain-dead, Pop, foryears?" "Both ofyou, shut up?" "Tell Pino!" "Am I talking to myself?" "I didn't want to come anyway?" "I hate this friggin' place?" "I detest it like a sickness?" "You, you detest this place like a sickness?" "That's like really hate, you know?" "That's hate?" "I didn't say that?" "Oh, you didn't say that?" "I just heard it?" "Am I going crazy?" "Did I just hear that, Vito?" "I mean, doyou think you can do better?" "No, I didn't think so?" "This is a respectable business, and there's nothing wrong with that?" "I mean, ifthere's something wrong with that, tell me?" "Is there something wrong with that?" "There's nothing wrong?" "OK?" "Do me a favor?" "Get a broom and sweep up?" "Tell Vito?" "What areyou -- deaf?" "Pop asked you?" "I'm going to kill somebody today?" "I can't believe it?" "What?" "That you like her?" "I don't like her?" "Yeah?" "Hell no?" "Hey?" "Hi, Mookie?" "Mookie?" "Hey, Mook?" "Mornin', Mookie?" "Morning, Miss Mother Sister?" "Mookie, don't work too hard today?" "It's going to be hot as the devil?" "I don't wantyou falling out, you hear me?" "I hearyou, Mother Sister?" "Good?" "All right?" "I'll be watching you, son?" "Mother Sister always watches?" "Mookie?" "You're late again?" "You live up the block, what?" "Your Cadillac broke?" "Hello, Sal, Vito?" "Yo, Mook?" "What up?" "Just cooling'?" "Just cooling'?" "You're still late?" "Relax, Pino?" "Take it easy?" "You'll live longer?" "Take the broom?" "The front needs sweeping?" "Wait?" "You sweep?" "I bet Sal asked you first anyway?" "That's right?" "Vito, sti cazzi." "Fuck that?" "I get paid for delivering pizzas?" "You're paid to do what we say?" "What we say?" "Did you hear Sal?" "Sal didn't say nothing?" "Who's working forwho?" "Shh?" "Come on in, Mayor?" "Morning, gentlemen?" "Pino, Mookie, Vito, Sal?" "How are you?" "Ooh-whee?" "It's going to be a scorcher today?" "That's for sure?" "Need any work done here?" "Daddy, perchè tu dai questo azupep soldi per niente affatto." "Why don't you leave him alone?" "He's a good man?" "Leave him alone?" "Choose your weapon, Mayor?" "You dropped something, Mayor?" "You are going to have the cleanest sidewalk in Brooklyn?" "Clean as the Board of Health?" "Ha-ha!" "All right, Mayor?" "Pop, I don't believe this shit?" "You running welfare or something?" "Every dayyou give this azupep a dollar?" "What's azupep?" "." "Areyou Italian?" "The Mayor ain't no azupep." "You give this azupep a dollar for sweeping our sidewalk?" "What's Mookie for, huh?" "He don't even work?" "I work harder, and I'm your son?" "Let's see you carry six large pies up six flights, no elevator either and shit?" "Shut up, you two?" "Yeah, Pop?" "Why don'tyou shut up, too, Vito?" "We're going to talk?" "Says who?" "Says who?" "Says me?" "What did I just say?" "Don't start that "Mookie don't work" shit?" "Yo, Ahmad!" "I coulda done that?" "Man, shut up?" "Yo, Ahmad!" "Shit?" "Look, stop?" "Punchy, you want to do any more screaming, be my guest?" "Yo, who's yelling my name?" "Well, Punchy told me to?" "Punchy told me to?" "Don't listen to this knothead?" "It'll getyou in trouble?" "Heard that, Punchy?" "Yo, Ella?" "Ella?" "What?" "You got a brain?" "Use it?" "[Rap Music Blares ]" "Peace, y'all?" "Peace, Radio Raheem?" "Peace, man?" "You the man?" "I'm just visiting?" "It's yourworld, G?" "For real, in a big motherfuckin' way?" "That boy's livin' very large?" "Even walks in stereo?" "Ha-ha-ha?" "Yo, P.E?" "'s in full effect?" "Boyee!" "Radio Raheem like a motherfucker?" "Radio Raheem?" "Blastin' that big box?" "Cold rockin' the scene?" "Where's the Miller High Life?" "Where is the Miller High Life?" "No more High Life?" "You lookwhatwe have?" "No more High Life?" "What kind ofa joint is this?" "How come no more High Life?" "Look, doctor, this ain't Korea or China orwhereveryou're from?" "You get some Miller High Life in this fuckin' joint?" "You buy another beer?" "Da Mayor?" "don't drink this Lite shit?" "Tastes like cold pot liquor?" "All right, all right?" "Butyou're askin' a lot to make a man change his beer?" "A lot, doctor?" "Hey!" "You old drunk!" "What did I tell you about drinkin' in front of my stoop?" "Move on?" "You're blocking' myview?" "You are ugly enough?" "Don't stare at me?" "The evil eye doesn't work on me?" "Mother Sister, you been talkin' about me for 1 8 years?" "What I ever done toyou?" "You a drunk fool?" "Besides that?" "The Mayor don't bother nobody, and nobody don't bother the Mayor but you?" "The Mayorjust tend to his own business?" "I love everybody?" "I even love you?" "Hold your tongue?" "You don't have that much love?" "One dayyou gonna be nice to me?" "We may both be dead and buried, but you gonna be nice?" "At least civil?" "I told you, I'm not going to baby-sit foryou, and that's it!" "What areyou talking about?" "Yesterdayyou said you would?" "Now today you're changing your mind?" "No, I'm not changing" "¿Ay, Mommy, que muchojota?" "Get off of me, please!" "I do everything foryou?" "You can't do shit for me!" "Yo tengo el derecho de salirte." "Right, right?" "You know it's not like that, Mommy?" "I can do everything foryou, but you won't do shit for me?" "Stop it!" "That lady makes me sick!" "Your father makes me sick, too?" "Everybody makes me sick?" "Shit?" "Your father ain't no real father?" "He's a bum?" "Chump change, to-the-curb, pulling no major pub, bum!" "Mike?" "Fuck Mike Tyson!" "I rememberwhen he mugged that woman on Lexington?" "I remember that shit?" "You're going to tell him?" "I'll tell him?" "Fuck MikeTyson!" "To his face?" "You goddamn right!" "He'll knock your goddamn ass off?" "You talk shit now?" "I'll drop him like a bad habit?" "IfTyson dream aboutwhippin' my ass, he betterwake up and apologize?" "Well, gentlemen, theway I see it, ifthis hotweather continues, it's going to melt the polar caps and thewholewideworld?" "And all those parts that ain'twater already will surely be flooded?" "You dumb ass, simple motherfucker!" "Whereyou read that shit, eh?" "The polar caps?" "Don't worry about it?" "When it happens, and I'm in my boat and you black asses are drowning, don't call for me to throwyou no rope, no lifesaver, or no nothing?" "You 30 cent away from a quarter?" "How the fuck you gonna get a boat?" "Here, boy?" "Don't worry about it?" "Goddamn right?" "Look at you?" "You're raggedy as a roach, eat the holes out of doughnuts?" "Raggedy motherfucker!" "Don't worry about it?" "I'm in good shape?" "I will be?" "I'll be back on my feet soon enough?" "Look, raggedy-ass shoes!" "So run over, you gotta lay down to put 'em on?" "So, ML, ML, ML, tell me?" "When is all this goddamn ice supposed to melt?" "[ Vito ] Hello?" "Sal's Pizza?" "Yep?" "Meatball hero, eggplant parmesan?" "You got it?" "Yeah, we deliver?" "Of course, we deliver?" "All right?" "Where is that?" "You going to pay now or on layaway?" "How much?" "You been coming here three times a day?" "What areyou, a retard?" "It's $1 ?" "50?" "Put some cheese on that motherfucker?" "Extra cheese is $2?" "00?" "$2?" "00?" "Yeah, $2?" "00?" "Hey, forget that shit?" "Damn, Sal, you're cheap, man?" "Yo, Mook!" "Mookie!" "How come ain't no brothers up on the wall?" "Man, ask Sal, all right?" "Hey, Sal, how come ain't no brothers there?" "You want brothers on the wall?" "Getyour own place?" "You can putyour brothers and uncles, nieces and nephews, your stepfather, stepmother, whoeveryou want?" "But this is my pizzeria?" "American-Italians on the wall only?" "Take it easy, Pop?" "And you, hey, don't start with me today?" "What?" "Yeah, that might be fine, Sal, butyou own this?" "Rarely do I see any American-Italians eating in here?" "All I see is black folks?" "Since we spend much money here, we do have some say?" "You lookin' for trouble?" "Areyou a troublemaker, is that whatyou are?" "Yeah, I'm a troublemaker?" "I'm making trouble?" "You're a ball-breaker?" "You're always coming in here looking for trouble, aren'tyou?" "Suppose I busted your head?" "How would you?" "Mookie, you want to get your friend out of here?" "What, you gonna kick me out now?" "I'm not?" "You're kicking yourself out?" "We want some brothers up on the wall" "You know, Malcolm X, Nelson Mandela," "Michael Jordan!" "Tomorrow!" "Mookie, get him out?" "I'm trying!" "Takeyour slice?" "I knowyou paid for it?" "All right, you're kicking me out?" "Beat me on the head and kick me out?" "I paid for my" "Look, boycott Sal's!" "Boycott Sal's?" "I got your boycott swinging?" "Boycott Sal's?" "Yo, what you laughin' at?" "Mookie, I paid for my slice?" "I spend much money in there!" "What areyou trying to do?" "I want brothers on the wall?" "You're fucking my shit up?" "It's between me and Sal?" "You're fucking me up?" "I ain't trying to fuckyou up?" "I'm sorry?" "You're sorry?" "In a week, it'll be squashed?" "A week?" "A week?" "Yeah?" "Yeah?" "All right?" "Bet?" "Bet?" "Mook?" "Stay black!" "This guy's your friend, right?" "If I'm wrong, tell me?" "He's my friend?" "Ifhe don't behave," "I don't want him here anymore?" "I can't do nothing?" "Talk brother talk to him?" "Brothertalk?" "People are free to do whatever the hell theywant?" "Free?" "What the hell areyou talking about?" "Free?" "There's no free here?" "I'm the boss?" "No freedom?" "I'm the boss?" "You want freedom?" "There, that's free?" "Take that order out?" "He's got an order?" "Let's go?" "Come on!" "Get to work!" "You're standing here doing nothing?" "You're afraid of the goddamn oven?" "Hit the oven!" "Is this the address?" "Is that the address?" "Is that what he just asked me?" "Mookie?" "Come here, doctor?" "Mayor, I got to go?" "I'm working?" "Come here, doctor?" "This is the Mayor talking?" "All right?" "All right?" "Doctor?" "What?" "Always do the right thing?" "That's it?" "That's it?" "I got it?" "I'm gone?" "M-M-Mookie?" "Howyou doin', Smiley?" "P-P-Pay?" "2--2 d-d-dollars?" "The other one?" "2--2 d-d-dollars?" "The other one, Smiley?" "1 --1 d-dollar?" "That one?" "Tonight, when I get paid?" "When-- When you get p-p?" "Bye, M-Mookie?" "M-M-M-M-Malcolm?" "M-M-M-M-Martin?" "M-M-M-M-Martin?" "Shit?" "Seen your brother this morning?" "Yeah, on his way to work, I hope?" "This might take a little bit of time, MotherSister?" "I got nowhere to go?" "We haven't had a good sit-down for a long while?" "Tender-headed runs in my family?" "Areyou tender-headed?" "Yeah?" "Me, too?" "I don't fool with it?" "That's why onlyyou can touch it?" "Ouch!" "I'm sorry?" "The comb got caught?" "Be gentle, child?" "Mother Sister's old?" "Yes, Mother Sister?" "Ooh-whee!" "I didn't knowyou had such beautiful hair?" "There's a lotyou don't know?" "I'm not stopping?" "I'm on myway?" "Mother Sister, why areyou so cruel to the Mayor?" "It isn't right?" "I ain't studying no Mayor?" "He reminds me of my least favorite peoples-- my tenant and my ex-husband?" "Goddamn!" "Bless his soul?" "Whew!" "# Ooh yeah #" "# All right #" "#You can't stand it #" "# I knowyou can't stand it #" "#You can't stand it #" "# I knowyou can't stand it #" "#You can't stand it #" "# I knowyou can't stand it #" "#You can't stand it #" "# I knowyou can't stand it #" "#You can't stand the heat #" "#You can't stand the heat #" "¡Salud!" "¡Salud!" "[ Speaking Spanish ]" "# Is the weather #" "# I know the times is just screwin' upyour mind #" "# But we must stick together #" "# No work foryou for miles around #" "#The family's on the verge of breakin' down #" "#The rent is due #" "#The landlord makin' threats #" "#The pressure's building' up #" "#The moreyou sweat #" "# I knowyou can't stand it #" "#You can't stand it #" "# I knowyou can't stand it #" "#You can't stand it #" "# I knowyou can't stand it #" "#You can't stand it #" "# I knowyou can't stand it #" "#You can't stand it #" "#You can't stand the heat #" "#You can't stand the heat #" "#You're burning?" "##" "What areyou doing?" "Ahmad, put me down!" "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey?" "It's Radio?" "Radio, man?" "Hey, what's up, Radio?" "Radio!" "Don't!" "Stop!" "[ Honk Honk]" "Hey, yo!" "Don't be fucking with the water now?" "Oh, man, go ahead?" "You got it!" "There's going to be a lot of fucking trouble ifthis car gets wet?" "Ain't nobody fucking around, man?" "Why don'tyou just go ahead?" "This is an antique here, hotshot?" "Man, go ahead!" "It's what?" "Hey, man, I'm-- I'm serious, man!" "All right?" "OK, you won't get wet?" "Make sure I don't?" "Go ahead!" "Go ahead!" "Drive the car!" "All right, I'm driving it?" "Get out!" "Get out, motherfucker!" "Fuckyou back!" "Turn the fucking water?" "Go!" "Those son of a bitches!" "They got me fucking soaked!" "Officer!" "Wait a minute?" "Hold it!" "I want an arrest made now!" "Right now!" "What's the matter?" "Calm down?" "Sir, tell us what happened?" "Two black kids soaked me with the fire hydrant?" "They ruined my car!" "It's an antique!" "They got me soaked!" "So where are they?" "Brilliant fucking question!" "They ran away!" "What do you think?" "Do you wish to file a complaint, sir?" "Yeah?" "I want 'em locked under the fucking jail?" "I'm going to turn offthe water?" "Whereyou going?" "Where's he going?" "Did you catch their names?" "Officer, what the fuck areyou doing?" "Just calm down?" "Did you catch their names?" "Fuckyou, their names!" "Moe and Joe!" "Moe and Joe what, sir?" "Moe and Joe what?" "Moe and Joe what?" "Moe and Joe Black?" "How's that?" "They're brothers, sir?" "Brothers?" "Yeah, they're fucking brothers?" "This hydrant better not come back on again, or there's going to be hell to pay!" "Come answer to me, goddamn it!" "Ask him?" "He knows?" "He witnessed the whole fucking thing!" "Tell him what happened?" "Let us do the questioning, sir?" "Fucking bullshit?" "Know anything about this?" "Who were the punks?" "Doctors, those that'll tell don't know, and those that know won't tell?" "What the fuck is that, voodoo shit?" "Hey, the Mayor don't know nothin', all right?" "Hey!" "He's leaving?" "Keep this hydrant off?" "Go swim at Coney Island?" "I'm talking toyou!" "He's leaving?" "What about me?" "I suggestyou get toyour car before these people strip it clean?" "Have a nice day, sir?" "He left there about a halfhour ago?" "No, no problem?" "Thankyou?" "Mookie left" "Where the hell you been?" "I got a business to run?" "Run it then, OK?" "That's for the station?" "Love Daddy?" "Yeah?" "Love Daddy?" "Hey, Pop, I'm going to go with Mookie, OK?" "Yeah?" "You make sure Mookie don't jerk around?" "Wait up, Mook!" "You ain't going anywhere?" "Howyou doing?" "Vito, I know Pino's your brother and shit, butyou should kick his ass the next time he touches you?" "The next time he hits you, fuck him up!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Yo, hey, Mook?" "I appreciate this concern, but I don't think it's any of your business, Mook?" "Yeah, butyou need to kick his ass?" "Smiley, not now?" "IfI had a brother like him, we'd fight all the time?" "Smiley!" "Mook, you don't got a brother like him?" "Smiley, get out ofhere!" "Ifyou did, you wouldn't know what to do with him?" "He's my brother?" "I'm not going to hit him?" "I got a sister?" "You never clocked your sister?" "Does she bug you?" "You don't hit girls likeyou hit guys?" "Just fuckyour brother up once, it'll be overwith?" "We'll be out of this fucking conversation?" "It might do some good?" "Yes, all right?" "A lot of good?" "Let's give-- Love Daddy!" "Peoples, my stomach's been grumbling, but help has arrived?" "My main man Mookie has saved the day!" "Straight from Sal's Famous Pizzeria up the block?" "Step up to the mike, Mookie?" "Come on?" "Come on!" "Don't be shy?" "Mmm, this smells good?" "Go ahead?" "This is your Love Daddy talking," "Starvin' like Marvin?" "Say something?" "All right, Love Daddy?" "I'd like to dedicate this record with all my heart and soul?" "to Tina?" "All right!" "Let me put this song on while I go to work on this chicken parmigiana hero with extra cheese and extra s-sauce?" "[Salsa Music Plays ]" "Salsa." "Musica latina." "El sonido de mi pais, el pais mas bello, Puerto Rico." "Chill, man?" "Shut up?" "I 'm trying to read?" "Have some fucking respect, huh?" "[ Rap Music Plays ]" "Not so loud!" "I want to listen to my salsa music!" "Chill!" "Chill!" "Chill!" "You thinkyou got it like that, bro?" "¿Chocolate?" "[ Laughter]" "Let's go, motherfucker!" "Turn it up, Stevie!" "Blow it away!" "Blow it!" "Yeah, blow it away!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Turn up the bongos!" "Oh, yeah!" "Yo, Steve!" "Put it up loud?" "Yeah, man!" "You got it, bro?" "¡Hey, pendejo!" "¿Quépasa, la neta?" "Come on, Steve, man?" "Rafael, suba el volumen." "You're dead, choco-man?" "He's a punk anyway, man?" "Yo!" "Hey?" "¡Pendejo!" "Hey, ¡pendejo!" "What's up?" "¡Pendejo!" "He's a sucker, man?" "A punk?" "He's a sucker, man?" "See last night's game?" "Uh-huh?" "I saw it?" "Best pitcher in the game" "Dwight Gooden?" "I knewyou'd bring that up?" "Who's better?" "Roger Clemens?" "Clemens sucks?" "He can't carry Dwight's jock?" "Dwight's best in the game?" "Dwight's best in the game?" "What's up, Buggin' Out?" "You the man?" "No, you the man?" "No, you the man?" "No, you the man?" "No, you the man?" "I'm a struggling black trying to keep my dick hard in a cruel world?" "What's with the white boy?" "Don't start no shit?" "Vito's down?" "Vito's down, all right?" "Yeah, right?" "Vito's down?" "Yeah?" "Phew?" "Yo!" "Damn?" "Yo!" "Yeah?" "You almost knocked me down?" "The word is "excuse me?"" "Excuse me?" "I'm sorry?" "You stepped on my brand-new white AirJordans?" "That's all you can say?" "You're serious?" "Yeah!" "I'll fuck your prick two times!" "Two times!" "Who told you to be in my neighborhood?" "I own this brownstone?" "Who told you to buy a brownstone in my neighborhood?" "What do you want to live in a black neighborhood for, anyway?" "I understand this is a free country?" "A man can live wherever he wants?" "Free country?" "I should fuckyou up for saying that?" "Yo, man?" "YourJordans are fucked up!" "Might as well throw them shits out?" "They're broke?" "They looked good before he messed them up?" "He was even talking aboutyour mama" "Shit, you used to be so fine!" "How much they cost?" "$1 00!" "$1 08 with tax?" "You're lucky I got a loving heart?" "Next time, cross the street quick?" "I'm out ofhere?" "Break his feet!" "You should buy me another pair!" "Black Panther'd whip his ass!" "You're lucky I'm a righteous black man!" "Otherwiseyou'd be in serious trouble!" "Serious!" "Let's fuck him up?" "Move back to Massachusetts!" "I was born in Brooklyn?" " No!" " Oh!" " Man!" "Get outta here!" "I should send Vito with you all the time?" "Yeah?" "No more 90-minute deliveries" "Around the corner?" "I work hard like everybody else here, OK?" "You know that's true, Pino?" "Vito, come here?" "Come here?" "What's going on between you two?" "You boyfriend and girlfriend?" "What did we just talk about?" "What?" "What did we just talk about?" "What you talking about?" "Smack him?" "Any smacking around here, I'll do?" "You going to listen to him tell you to smack me, your older brother?" "Rememberwhoyou are?" "Your name is Vito Frangone, not Vito Muhammad?" "OK?" "I'd love foryou to stay out of my business?" "Stop putting these thoughts into my brother's head, OK?" "Look, I don't play that Muhammad shit, all right?" "What Muhammad shit?" "Look?" "don't fuck me, all right?" "Oh, man?" "Fuck, man?" "I hate this place?" "I hate this place?" "What a waste?" "What a waste?" "As I was saying before we were so rudely interrupted by New York City's finest" "What was you saying?" "The motherfucker wasn't saying shit?" "Yeah?" "Look at that?" "Look at what?" "It's a goddamn shame?" "What's a goddamn shame?" "Sweet DickWillie?" "That's my name?" "Do I have to spell it out?" "Make it plain?" "OK, but listen up?" "I'm going to break it down?" "Let it be broke?" "Can you dig it?" "It's dug?" "Look at those Korean motherfuckers across the street?" "Bet they haven't been off the boat a year before they opened their own place?" "Right?" "It's been about a year?" "A motherfuckin' year off the motherfuckin' boat, and they got a business in our neighborhood?" "A good business, occupying a building that had been boarded up for longer than I care to remember, and I've been here a long time?" "Yeah, a long time?" "Hear, boy?" "Now, for the life of me?" "you know, I can't figure this out?" "Either them Korean motherfuckers are geniuses?" "oryou black asses are just plain dumb?" "Fuckyou?" "It's got to be because we're black?" "Ain't no other explanation?" "You know it's true?" "They're always keeping the black man to about shit!" "Oh, oh!" "You motherfuckers hold that shit down?" "I'm tired of that old excuse, that shit?" "I swear, man," "I will be one happy fool when we open our own business right here in our neighborhood?" "I swear to God," "I'll be first to spend what little money I got?" "You motherfuckers are always talking that old Keith Sweat shit" ""I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that?"" "You ain't gonna do nothing?" "You're gonna sit on this corner?" "When you going to getyour business?" "Just like I thought?" "You ain't going to do a goddamn thing?" "But I'm going to go give them Koreans more of my money?" "Out of my way?" "It's Millertime, motherfuckers?" "Old Moosehead fuckers telling mewhat to do?" "Coconut, you got nerve?" "You got off the boat, too?" "Leave me alone?" "Kung Fu, give me one of them damn beers?" "No more free beer?" "No more free beer?" "Don't push me, baby?" "No more free beer?" "Don't start no shit?" "Mr?" "Sweet DickWillie?" "Right?" "That's my name?" "It's a motherfuckin' shame?" "Man, ain't that a bitch?" "Here, Doctor?" "What's your name?" "Eddie?" "How old areyou?" "1 0?" "What makes Sammy run?" "My name is Eddie?" "What makes Sammy run?" "My name is Eddie Lovell?" "Relax?" "I wantyou to go to the store for me?" "What'll it cost?" "How would I know?" "What am I buying?" "Eddie, you're too smart foryour own britches?" "How much doyou want to go to the store for the man?" "50 cents?" "You got a deal?" "I wantyou to get me a quart of beer?" "Miller High Life?" "Say it's foryour bedridden, old granddad?" "Now, go?" "Go?" "What is wrong with him?" "He ain't got no money for nobody?" "Look at this here, man?" "Cut this shit out?" "What makes you the Mayor of this block?" "Shit, he's self-appointed?" "Leave the man alone?" "Shut up!" "Look, you all leave me the hell alone?" "I ain't going out like that, man?" "You walk around this block likeyou own it?" "For real?" "You're so old, you're like a fossil?" "You're a bum?" "You're an old drunk zero?" "Now what doyou got to say?" "Whatyou know about me?" "Can't even pee straight, nary a one of you?" "Whatyou know about anything?" "Unless you" "Unless you done stood in the door?" "and listened toyour five hungry children crying for bread, and you can't do anything about it?" "Yourwoman standing there" "You can't even look her in the eye?" "Unless you done that, you don't know my pain, my hurt, my feelings?" "You don't know shit!" "Don't call me bum?" "Don't call me a drunk?" "You don't got the sense God give a billy goat!" "Don't call me nothing!" "It's disrespectful?" "Your mamas and papas raised you better?" "I hopeyou finished your little soliloquy 'cause I been peeing straight foryears?" "Understand what I'm saying?" "And you're right?" "I wouldn't stand around listening to my children go hungry?" "I'd be getting a job, anything to feed them?" "You're right?" "I don't want to knowyour pain?" "I don't care?" "You did this toyourself?" "Every day I seeyou walk up and down this block, inebriated?" "Never sober, but that's what D-A stands for" "Da Mayor -- drunk ass?" "Come on!" "This man's getting me mad!" "He don't get no respect!" "You'll never get respect here, boy!" "I respect those who respect themselves!" "Ahmad!" "Come on, man!" "Tina, I know it's been four days?" "I'm a working man?" "I work, too, and I seem to make time?" "What do you want me to do, huh?" "Spend some time with me and Hector!" "I wantyou to try and make this relationship work?" "If not, I'd rather not be bothered with your ass?" "Mookie, you're too, too tired?" "OK, all right, damn?" "I'll be over sometime today?" "You always say later!" "Laterwhen I get off work?" "Bring some ice cream?" "I'm burning up?" "Mookie, doyou love me?" "Do I loveyou?" "Mookie, get off the phone!" "Be off in a second, all right, Sal?" "Do I loveyou?" "I dedicated a record on Love Daddy's show to you?" "So what?" "How's anybody going to call in, Mookie?" "All right!" "One time?" "You probablywasted?" "Ifthat ain't love, you're crazy?" "Areyou deaf orwhat?" "Pino, I'm talking on the phone?" "I think I see that?" "Tina, I got to go?" "Yeah, Pino's an asshole?" "Seeyou later today?" "Later!" "Everybody happy?" "[ Ring ]" "Sal's Famous?" "Yeah?" "Yeah, hold it?" "OK, two large anchovy and pepperoni?" "OK?" "Just hold on one second?" "See, Daddy?" "Mookie's fucking talking on the phone, people are trying to call in orders?" "He's making us lose business?" "Mookie!" "20 minutes?" "How come niggers are so stupid?" "Ifyou see a nigger, kick his ass?" "Fuckyou?" "Stay off the phone?" "Hey, Mookie?" "Forget about it?" "Can I talk toyou for a second?" "What?" "Who's your favorite basketball player?" "Magic Johnson?" "Who's your favorite movie star?" "Eddie Murphy?" "Who's your favorite rock star?" "Prince?" "You're a Prince freak?" "Boss?" "Bruce?" "Prince?" "All you talk about is nigger this and nigger that?" "Your favorite people are niggers?" "It's different?" "Magic, Eddie, Prince?" "are not niggers?" "I mean, they're not black," "I mean-- Let me explain myself?" "They're-- They're not really black?" "I mean, they're black, but not really?" "They're more than black?" "It's different?" "It's different?" "Yeah?" "To me, it's different?" "Deep down you wish you were black?" "Get the fuck out of here?" "Go ahead, laugh?" "Your hair's kinkier than mine?" "What does that mean?" "And you know what they say about dark Italians?" "You know, I been listening?" "and reading" "You been reading now?" "I read?" "I've been reading aboutyour leaders?" "Reverend Al "Mister 'Do" Sharpton?" "Jesse "Keep hope alive"?" "That's fucked up?" ""Keep hope alive?"" "That's fucked?" "Don't talk about Jesse?" "And even the other guy, what's his name?" "Faraman, Fairakan" "Minister Farakhan?" "Right?" "Sorry?" "Minister Farakhan?" "Anyway, Minister Farakhan always talks about the so-called day?" "when the black man will rise?" "What does he say?" ""We will one day rule the earth as we did in our glorious past"?" "That's right?" "What past?" "What did I miss?" "We started civilization?" "Man, keep dreaming, man?" "Then you woke up!" "Pino, fuckyou?" "Fuckyour fucking pizza, and fuck Frank Sinatra?" "Yeah?" "Well, fuckyou, too, and fuck Michael Jackson?" "You dago, wop, guinea, garlic-breath, pizza-slinging, spaghetti-bending, Vic Damone, Perry Como," "Luciano Pavarotti, solo mio, nonsinging motherfucker?" "You gold-teeth, gold-chain-wearing, fried-chicken and biscuit-eating monkey, ape, baboon, big thigh, fast-running, high-jumping, spear-chucking," "360-degree basketball-dunking, tit, soon, spade, moulan, yan?" "Takeyourfucking pizza piece and go the fuck back to Africa?" "You little slanty-eyed, me-no-speaky-American, own every fruit and vegetable stand in New York, bullshit, Reverend Sun Yung Moon," "Summer Olympic '88," "Korean kick-boxing, son-of-a-bitch?" "You Goya bean-eating, 1 5-in-a-car, 30-in-an-apartment, pointy shoes, red-wearing, menudo, mira-mira, Puerto Rican cocksucker?" "Yeah, you!" "It's cheap?" "I got good price foryou," "Mayor Kochie, "How I'm doing?"" "Chocolate-egg-cream drinking, bagel-and-lox, B'nai B'rith,Jew asshole?" "Yo!" "Hold up!" "Time out!" "Time out!" "Y'all, take a chill!" "Ya need to cool that shit out!" "And that's the double truth, Ruth!" "Sal, can you do me a favor?" "That depends, Mookie?" "Can you pay me now?" "I can't do that?" "Sal, just this once?" "Can'tyou do me a solid, man?" "Not till tonight when we close?" "Sal, I want to get paid now?" "You knowyou get paid tonight when we close?" "We're still open, OK?" "IfI payyou now, you won't show tonight?" "That's a bet?" "Yeah, that's a bet?" "I'm going to remember that?" "You got to do whatyou got to do?" "I'll remember that?" "I wantyou to?" "Please do me a favor, hey, Mook?" "Remember that?" "Come on, Sal?" "I can't?" "Radio Raheem!" "Mook?" "What's happening?" "It's yourworld?" "Whereyou headed to?" "I'm going to get a slice?" "You going to Sal's?" "I'll checkyou back there?" "On the rebound?" "You bet?" "All right?" "Oh, shit!" "Let me check it out?" "That's the hype!" "Newest latest?" "Let me tell you the story of right hand/left hand?" "It's a tale of good and evil?" "Hate?" "It was with this hand that Cain iced his brother?" "Love?" "These five fingers, they go straight to the soul of man?" "The right hand-- the hand oflove?" "The story of life is this?" "Static?" "One hand is always fighting the other hand, and the left hand is kicking much ass?" "I mean, it looks like the right hand-- love-- is finished?" "But hold on?" "Stop the presses?" "The right hand's coming back?" "He got the left hand on the ropes now?" "That's right?" "Yeah?" "Ooh!" "It's a devastating right, and hate is hurt?" "Down!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Left hand, hate, K?" "O?" "'d by love?" "If I love you, I love you?" "But if I hate you?" "There it is-- love and hate?" "I love you, brother?" "Bet?" "Radio Raheem, checkyou later?" "Peace?" "# Fight the power #" "# Fight the power #" "# Fight the power #" "# Fight the power #" "# We've got to fight the powers that be #" "Two slices?" "No service till you turn that shit off!" "?" "Two slices?" "Turn it off!" "?" "Mr?" "Radio Raheem?" "I can't even hear myself think!" "You are disturbing me!" "You are disturbing my customers!" "# Fight the power #" "# Fight the power #" "# Fight the power--##" "[ Click]" "Two slices?" "You come into Sal's?" "There's no music?" "No rap, no music, no music, no music?" "Capisci?" "Understand?" "Yo, put some extra mozzarella on that motherfuckin' shit?" "Extra cheese is $2?" "00?" "[ Doorbell Rings ]" "Pizza delivery!" "All right?" "Later?" "Mousie, what's up?" "Watch out?" "Move!" "People are in the same shit!" "What's up, buddy?" "Howyou livin', man?" "Here come Mookie?" "Mookie!" "Give me some of that!" "Get a job?" "Don't need no job?" "Get a job, man?" "Shut up!" "Buggin'?" "Where are the females?" "You don't do nothin' with them anyway?" "Hey, I've got it like that?" "M-M-M-Mookie?" "All right?" "Hereyou go?" "Stop bothering me?" "Th-Th-Thankyou, b-b-b-black man?" "All right?" "Leave me alone?" "Jade!" "What?" "Mookie, how come you're not at Sal's?" "I'm working?" "What's this" " Another of your patented two-hour lunch breaks?" "I wanted to come home and take a quick shower?" "Sal's going to be mad?" "Sometimes I thinkyou're more concerned about him than me, and I'm your brother?" "That's real smart?" "Sal pays you?" "That's whyyou should work?" "I work?" "Slavery's over?" "My name ain't Kunta Kinte?" "I just don't wantyou to lose the one job you've kept over a month?" "I'm carrying you as it is?" "I'll always get paid?" "Yeah?" "You always get paid?" "What about your responsibilities?" "Why don'tyou take better care of those?" "What responsibilities?" "What areyou, deaf?" "You know what I'm talking about?" "Take care of your responsibilities, all right?" "Whoyou yelling at, anyway?" "I'm yelling atyou?" "I'm going to take care of this shower?" "I'm your big brother?" "Don't beyelling at me?" "You're a bum?" "Don't call me no bum?" "Whew!" "IfI want to shower in the middle of the day, it's OK?" "Fuck Sal?" "We love roll call, y'all?" "Boogie Down Productions, Rob Base, Dana Dane?" "Marley Marl, Olatunji," "Chuck D., Ray Charles," "EPMD, EU, Alberta Hunter," "Run DMC, Stetsasonic," "Sugar Bear,John Coltrane," "Big Daddy Kane," "Salt 'n ' Pepa, Luther Vandross," "McCoy Tyner, Biz Markie," "New Edition, Otis Redding, Anita Baker," "Thelonious Monk, Marcus Miller," "Branford Marsalis, James Brown, Wayne Shorter," "Tracy Chapman, Miles Davis," "Force MD's, Oliver Nelson," "Fred Wesley, Maceo," "JanetJackson, Louis Armstrong," "Duke Ellington, JimmyJam," "Terry Lewis, George Clinton," "Count Basie, Mtume," "Stevie Wonder, Bobby McFerrin," "Dexter Gordon, Sam Cooke," "Parliament Funkadelic," "AlJarreau, Teddy Pendergrass," "Joe Williams, Wynton Marsalis," "Phyllis Hyman, Sade," "Sarah Vaughn, Roland Kirk," "Keith Sweat, Kool Moe D," "Prince, Ella Fitzgerald," "Diana Reeves," "Aretha Franklin," "Bob Marley, Bessie Smith," "Whitney Houston, Dionne Warwick," "Steel Pulse, Little Richard," "Mahalia Jackson, Jackie Wilson," "Cannonball and Nat Adderly," "QuincyJones," "Marvin Gaye, Charles Mingus, and Mary Lou Williams." "We want to thank you all for making our lives just a little brighter here on We-Love radio." "I t's hot as a motherfucker?" "Fan me with your ears?" "Stop playin'!" "Leave it alone?" "Why don't he leave me alone?" "Shut up?" "It's too hot for that?" "That's why I asked you?" "We don't have money for anything?" "We don't have money for anything?" "IfI want to shower in the middle of the day, it's OK?" "Fuck Sal?" "We love roll call, y'all?" "Boogie Down Productions, Rob Base, Dana Dane?" "Marley Marl, Olatunji," "Chuck D., Ray Charles," "EPMD, EU, Alberta Hunter," "Run DMC, Stetsasonic," "Sugar Bear,John Coltrane," "Big Daddy Kane," "Salt 'n ' Pepa, Luther Vandross," "McCoy Tyner, Biz Markie," "New Edition, Otis Redding, Anita Baker," "Thelonious Monk, Marcus Miller," "Branford Marsalis, James Brown, Wayne Shorter," "Tracy Chapman, Miles Davis," "Force MD's, Oliver Nelson," "Fred Wesley, Maceo," "JanetJackson, Louis Armstrong," "Duke Ellington, JimmyJam," "Terry Lewis, George Clinton," "Count Basie, Mtume," "Stevie Wonder, Bobby McFerrin," "Dexter Gordon, Sam Cooke," "Parliament Funkadelic," "AlJarreau, Teddy Pendergrass," "Joe Williams, Wynton Marsalis," "Phyllis Hyman, Sade," "Sarah Vaughn, Roland Kirk," "Keith Sweat, Kool Moe D," "Prince, Ella Fitzgerald," "Diana Reeves," "Aretha Franklin," "Bob Marley, Bessie Smith," "Whitney Houston, Dionne Warwick," "Steel Pulse, Little Richard," "Mahalia Jackson, Jackie Wilson," "Cannonball and Nat Adderly," "QuincyJones," "Marvin Gaye, Charles Mingus, and Mary Lou Williams." "We want to thank you all for making our lives just a little brighter here on We-Love radio." "I t's hot as a motherfucker?" "Fan me with your ears?" "Stop playin'!" "Leave it alone?" "Why don't he leave me alone?" "Shut up?" "It's too hot for that?" "That's why I asked you?" "We don't have money for anything?" "We don't have money for anything?" "I'm beat?" "n" "Daddy, you know, I've been thinking?" "Maybe we should sell this place?" "Get out while we're still ahead?" "and alive?" "You really thinkyou know what's best for us, Pino?" "I mean, couldn't we sell this and open up a new one in our own neighborhood?" "There's too many pizzerias already there?" "Maybe we could try something different?" "What am I going to do?" "That's all I know?" "I been here 25 years?" "Where am I going?" "I'm sick of niggers?" "It's like I come to work?" "it's "Planet of the Apes?"" "I don't like being around them?" "They're animals?" "Whyyou got so much anger in you?" "Why?" "I'll tell you why?" "My friends-- They laugh at me?" "They laugh right in my face?" "They tell me, "Go to Bed-Stuy?" "Go feed the moulies?"" "Doyour friends put money in your pocket, Pino?" "Food on your table?" "They payyour rent, a roof overyour head?" "Huh?" "They're not your friends?" "Iftheywere your friends, theywouldn't laugh atyou?" "Pop, what can I say?" "I don't want to be here?" "They don't want us here?" "We should stay in our own neighborhood, in Bensonhurst, and niggers in theirs?" "I never had no trouble with these people?" "I sat in this window?" "all I see is little kids get old?" "And I seen the old people get older?" "Yeah, sure, some of them don't like us, but most of them do?" "I mean, for chrissake, Pino, they grew up on my food?" "On my food?" "I'm very proud ofthat?" "You may think it's funny, but I'm very proud ofthat?" "Look, what I'm trying to say, son, is, uh?" "Sal's Famous Pizzeria is here to stay?" "I'm sorry?" "I'm your father, and I loveyou?" "I'm sorry, but?" "but that's the way it is?" "Hey, S-S-Sal?" "Hey, S-S-Sal?" "How you doing?" "These are $2?" "00?" "Get out?" "Get the fuck out ofhere, man!" "Get the fuck out ofhere!" "$2?" "00?" "S-S-Sal?" "Come on?" "Get out ofhere?" "Get the fuck out ofhere!" "Every day it's the same shit?" "Hey, leave that boy alone!" "Get a fucking job?" "Why don'tyou get a fucking job?" "Go to fucking work!" "S-S-Sal?" "Get out?" "Get out!" "See what I'm saying?" "Leave that boy alone?" "You know he ain't right!" "Get a fucking job, man!" "I'm sick ofthis shit?" "You get a job!" "I got a job?" "Bring your ass here, punk!" "I ain't going over there?" "I ain't got no reason to go over there?" "F-F-F-Fuckyou!" "Fuckyou!" "Get the fuck out ofhere!" "F-F-F-Fuckyou!" "Go inside?" "Go inside?" "Smiley, here?" "Here?" "Smiley, here?" "Here's a couple of dollars?" "Come on?" "Come on?" "Here?" "Fuckin' asshole!" "Hey, Willie, take it easy?" "He didn't mean nothin'?" "[ Door Slams ]" "OK?" "Motherfucker!" "This is what I'm talking about?" "Whoo!" "Let's go,Jade!" "Da Mayor, we need your leadership?" "Doctor, what areyou talking about?" "I'm organizing a boycott ofSal's Famous?" "Shit?" "Keep walking, Doctor?" "I don't want to hear none ofyour damn black foolishness?" "Damn?" "No juice?" "No, man, no?" "No!" "Hell, no, goddamn it?" "Sal ain't never done nothin' toyou before?" "Whatyou ought to boycott is that barber that fucked upyour head?" "Yeah!" "Shit?" "Come out here fuckin' with Sweet DickWillie?" "Get the fuck away?" "Would you sign a petition to boycott Sal's Famous Pizzeria?" "I ain't boycotting' jack, string-cheese head motherfucker?" "I'm going for a slice now?" "I was raised on Sal's pizza?" "Whatyou talkin' about?" "You crazy, man?" "o" "Good as them motherfuckin' pizzas is?" "Black Panther eat pizza, we eat pizza?" "I'll do it withoutyour help?" "That's 75 cents?" "Thanks?" "Thanks, honey?" "Sal, we're going to boycott your fat pasta ass?" "You're going-- You're going to boycott me?" "You haven't got the balls to boycott me?" "He's going to boycott me?" "Are you kidding?" "Here-- Here's your boycott?" "Up your ass?" "You're going to boycott?" "Where you going?" "Where you going?" "I'm talking toyou, Pino!" "s" "I'm right here?" "Go inside?" "I can take care of myself?" "Take it easy, OK?" "No?" "Go inside?" "Here's your boycott!" "Messed up myJordans with muck?" "Damn!" "Get this thing straightened out, man?" "White guy/black man?" "I can't believe this crap?" "Ah, yourJordans are dogged?" "Oh, man, you, too?" "Stop?" "Yeah, me, too?" "Hangin' out with baby sis?" "We're not hangin' out?" "She's escorting' me back to Sal's?" "I'm just goin' to get a slice?" "You can't?" "Not today?" "I'm organizing a boycott ofSal's Famous?" "What did he do?" "You know them pictures he got on the wall offame?" "So?" "Notice somethin' about them?" "No, Buggin' Out, I haven't?" "You're wasting my time?" "Leave that shit alone?" "You really should?" "I'm gone?" "I'll seeyou there?" "Buggin' Out, howyou been?" "Every single one of them pictures is somebody Italian?" "And?" "Wewant black people?" "Did you ask Sal?" "Yeah, I asked him?" "I" "Wewant nobody in there, nobody spending good money in Sal's, until we get black pictures on the wall?" "What good will that do?" "Ifyou tried hard, you could direct your energies more usefully?" "You got to be down?" "You ain't?" "I'm down, but I'm down for something positive in the community?" "Areyou down for that?" "Jade?" "Jade, I still loveyou anyway?" "Yeah, I still loveyou, too, Buggin' Out?" "Later?" "Later?" "Man?" "You're pushing it, Mookie?" "You're really pushing it?" "I don't pay good money to haveyou jerk me around?" "Keep it up, you'll be in the street with your other homeboys?" "About time, Pop?" "Jade?" "Howyou doin',Jade?" "Whereyou been?" "Just working hard?" "Keeping busy?" "How's business?" "Business is great?" "We were wondering when you'd stop by?" "How's Mookie doing?" "He's, uh?" "Mookie is?" "He's great?" "A good kid?" "Hey, Pop?" "Stop lying?" "He's kidding?" "I know?" "What'll it be?" "Regular slice?" "No, I'm going to makeyou something special, ifyou don't mind?" "No, that'll be great?" "OK?" "What doyou want to drink?" "Cream soda?" "Used to be root beer?" "Tell me ifI'm wrong?" "I want a change ofpace?" "Vito, clean the table forJade?" "All right, Pop?" "Come here,Jade?" "Sit here?" "# Fight thepower#" "[Music Slows]" "# Fight the power #" "# Fight the power #" "# Fight the pow... ##" "20 "D" Energizers?" "20 "C" Energizers?" ""D?" Not "C?" "D?"" ""C" Energizers?" "" D," motherfucker? " D!"" "Learn to speak English first, all right? "D!"" "How manyyou say?" "20, motherfucker?" "20?" "[ Speaking Korean ]" "Motherfuckyou!" "Motherfuck?" "Motherfucker, you, you all right, man?" "Just give me the motherfuckin' batteries?" "20 "D" fuckin' batteries?" "Hey, yo?" "Yo, wait?" "What's the date on them?" "What's the date on them?" "The date!" "The fuckin' date!" "What?" "Can you fuckin' speak English?" "The date!" "The date?" "Marcha!" "m" "Marcha?" "Whatyou talkin' about--Marcha?" "1 991 ?" "Oh, March?" "That's March, motherfucker," "March?" "Yo, man, you sure that's 20?" "20?" "No?" "No?" "Take them out?" "Count them again?" "Count the shits again, man?" "Motherfucker?" "May I helpyou?" "I want some flowers?" "The whole thing?" "The whole thing?" "It's very expensive?" "I know?" "I'll pay?" "I thoughtyou might like these?" "I guess not?" "There is nothing like the smell offresh flowers?" "Don'tyou agree, Mother Sister?" "Summertime" "All you can smell is the garbage?" "Smell overpowers everything, especially the soft, sweet smell offlowers?" "You don't mind, I'll sit right here, catch a breeze or two, then be on myway?" "Thank the Lord, the sun is going down?" "It is hot as blazes?" "Yes,Jesus?" "a" "Well, guess I'll be on myway?" "[ Boom Box Blares ]" "Oh!" "Oh, goddamn, man!" "Cut that shit down!" "A person go deaf or something?" "Fucker!" "Man, I don't know how he does it?" "Oh, man!" "Goddamn?" "That is shit?" "ML, come here?" "What?" "Come hold this fucker, baby?" "Hold what, sucker?" "You know what I'm talkin' about?" "That's OK?" "At least my moms didn't name me?" "Sweet DickWillie?" "Uh-huh?" "I told you about that mama shit?" "Nobody talkin' aboutyour moms?" "I ain't say nobody?" "I said you!" "Just squash that shit?" "I didn't mean it like that?" "You did, too?" "I justwanted to know who named you Sweet DickWillie?" "Man, it's just a name?" "Goddamn?" "Shit?" "How'd you get the name ML?" "ML stands for ML?" "Now that's some stupid shit?" "Hear me?" "That's some stupid shit?" "'Cause everybody know why they call me Sweet DickWillie?" "You Negroes kill me?" "Always holding on to?" "always talking aboutyour dicks?" "It's too hot to fuck?" "Man, you out your fuckin' mind?" "It ain't never too hot or never too cold for fuckin'?" "I had my best piece ofwoman on a humid day?" "Over in the projects?" "Close to yourwoman?" "Get out!" "Oh, Lord, have mercy?" "I better not see her naked on payday?" "Piraguero!" "Everybody out!" "The icee, icee man is here?" "Hey hey!" "Looking good?" "Here we are?" "Look at these beautiful people?" "The icee man is here?" "I want coconut?" "Give me lemon?" "Tell me whatyou need?" "Thereyou go, my love?" "That's your color?" "That's your flavor?" "I want more syrup on mine?" "He's always drinking, man?" "[ Ice Cream Truck Music Chimes ]" "Hey, hey!" "Where's everybody going?" "Ice cream!" "Ice cream!" "Doctor!" "Doctor, don'tyou know no better than to run out in front of a car?" "You trying to kill yourself?" "Come on?" "Let's get up?" "You gonna be all right?" "You gonna be all right, my boy?" "You gonna be just fine?" "Eddie, what's wrong?" "Mayor knocked me down?" "You ought to be shamed ofyourself?" "Ha ha?" "That boy's just scared to death?" "What happened" "I was walking, minding my business?" "I seen your son about to get hit by the car, so I dashed out?" "I knocked him down to keep us both from getting hit?" "I saved two lives today-- his and mine?" "Eddie, is that the truth?" "Eddie, you hear me talking to you?" "I'm talking toyou, boy?" "He gonna be fine, miss?" "Mommy, Mommy!" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "Get upstairs now!" "Your father gonna wear outyour behind?" "Miss, you didn't have to hityour boy like that?" "He's already scared to death?" "I appreciateyou helping my Eddie, but I'll have nobody question how I raise him?" "You're right, miss?" "You're right?" "I don't want to sound like a jerk, but can I say something,Jade?" "Yeah, Sal?" "You got the biggest eyes I've ever seen?" "Theyjump out ofyour head?" "I feel embarrassed even saying that?" "Thanks, Sal?" "Don't even mention it?" "It was delicious?" "I got to talk toyou?" "I got to talk toyou?" "Come on?" "Let's go?" "Jade, don't forget to come back soon, OK?" "Hey, Mookie?" "Take it easy?" "You're going to bust her arm?" "I don't wantyou in Sal's no more?" "Mookie, what?" "Stop tripping?" "Read my lips?" "Don't see Sal?" "What areyou worked up about?" "The way Sal looks atyou?" " He's being nice?" " Nice?" " He's completely innocent?" " Innocent?" "You heard me?" "Sal just wants to hide the salami?" "You're really crude, Mookie?" "Do not come in Sal's anymore?" "You are not welcome?" "You got a lot of nerve?" "I'll tell you one last time?" "Stop playing big brother to me?" "I'm a grown woman!" "You can't payyour rent, and you're lecturing me?" "That makes no sense?" "Oh, it doesn't, huh?" "You got $250 a week?" "I'm getting paid?" "Peanuts?" "In a while, I'll be making a move?" "Yeah, when?" "Don't worry?" "When, Mookie?" "Don't worry about it?" "Don't come here no more?" "We're not talking about that?" "I'm tired ofsupporting a grown woman, OK?" "I'm tired ofsupporting a grown man, OK?" "When areyou going to pack up and go?" "Don't come in Sal's no more?" "And no more pizza, either?" "I don't care ifyou fire me this exact fucking moment?" "Ifyou're saying what I'm thinking you're saying, you better not say it?" "You hear this?" "Do me a favor?" "LeaveJade alone?" "You know, Mookie, not for nothin', but ifyou were just a little taller," "I'd kickyour ass forwhatyou're thinking?" "As a matter offact," "I should kickyour ass on principle alone?" "Here?" "You got a delivery?" "This the right address?" "What is this?" "Yeah?" "It's the right address?" "That's the right address?" "I wrote it myself?" "Sometimes you make mistakes, and I deliver fucking pizzas to the wrong fucking address?" "I don't make mistakes?" "You don't make mistakes?" "Hurry back, OK?" "Don't get lost?" "We're still open?" "Make a pizza, huh?" "Mr?" "Mayor?" "I saw whatyou did?" "That was foolish but brave?" "That child owes you his life?" "Wasn't trying to be a hero?" "I just seen what was happening, and I reacted-- didn't even think?" "Probablywouldn't have done it ifI had thought?" "Da Mayor's getting old?" "Ain't run like that in years?" "Went from first to home on a bunt single?" "Scored the winning run?" "Two outs?" "Bottom of the ninth?" "August 1, 1 939?" "Snow Hill, Alabama?" "Mud Cat Bones was the pitcher?" "He hated my guts?" "He come down offthat mound, and I took off like white lightning up a black snake's ass?" "Maybe I, uh?" "Maybe I ought to be a hero more often?" "Maybeyou shouldn't?" "Don't get happy?" "This changes nothing between you and me?" "You did a good thing?" "Mother Sisterjust thanks you?" "I want to thankyou?" "You're welcome?" "Delivery from Sal's Famous Pizzeria?" "Is it hot?" "I've never delivered a cold pizza?" "Come here?" "You thinkyou're slick, Tina?" "How else could I getyou up here?" "I haven't seen you all week?" "I'm working?" "Making money?" "You forgot the ice cream again?" "I forgot?" "Your memory's getting ridiculous?" "I got things on my mind?" "I reallywanted some ice cream?" "I'll run out and get some?" "No, no?" "That's out?" "You won't come back?" "I can't be staying long?" "How long?" "Long enough to do the nasty?" "Come on, Mookie?" "That's out?" "First of all, it's too hot?" "Ifyou think I'll letyou get some, putyour clothes on and leave, and I won't seeyou again, you're bugging?" "I'll seeyou tomorrow?" "Yeah, right?" "So no nasty, huh?" "No?" "Something else?" "What?" "Trust me?" "Last time I trusted you, we got a son?" "Remember him?" "His name's Hector?" "You saying I'm a bad father?" "On the strength?" "Let me talk toyou?" "What?" "What?" "Over here?" "Tina, takeyour clothes off?" "I already told you it's too fucking hot to make love?" "It's too fucking hot?" "Why are you always cursing?" "I don't fucking curse that much?" "What the hell you mean?" "All you do is curse?" "Anyway, no rawness is jumping offtonight?" "All right?" "That's it?" "No rawness?" "e" "No?" "No rawness?" "Why's it always like that when you come over?" "It's not always like that?" "It's always-- What areyou doing?" "I'm not cursing?" "Mookie?" "Come on?" "I mean it?" "I'm not playing?" "I'm not playing?" "Don't be so anxious?" "That's right?" "Take it off?" "You're sweating?" "Of course I'm sweating?" "It's only 1 00 degrees in here?" "Look, freeze?" "Don't move?" "I'll be right back?" "What doyou mean you'll be right back?" "Where areyou going?" "I'll be right back?" "Whyyou got me standing on the bed?" "Whereyou going?" "How's my son, Hector?" "Honey, doyou hear that?" "He wants to know howyou are doing?" "And he has the straight face of asking about it?" "Sinverguenza." "Good for nothing?" "Callejero." "Que se la pasa por la calle" "English!" "English!" "I want my son speaking English?" "Get out of my kitchen?" "Bad enough his name's Hector?" "Get out of my kitchen?" "I don't want to hear anything?" "Out, I said?" "Yes, children?" "This is the cool-out corner?" "We're slowing it down for all the lovers in the house?" "I'll be giving you all the helpyou need?" "Musically, that is?" "This shit is cold?" "Supposed to be cold?" "It's an ice cube?" "Later foryour shit?" "Mira." "Mira." "What?" "You don't got a forehead?" "You got a eight-head?" "Mookie, you're full of shit?" "You got one of them Sade foreheads?" "Fuckyou?" "Goddamn?" "Big-ass forehead?" "I need an iceberg?" "rather than this ice cube?" "Thank God for lips?" "Thank God for the neck?" "Thank God for kneecaps?" "Thank God for elbows?" "Thank God for thighs?" "Thank God for the right nipple?" "Thank God for the left nipple?" "Feels good?" "Ah?" "You likes?" "You likes?" "You likes?" "Amen?" "I got to be going?" "You better come back?" "I'll be back tonight?" "You better, 'cause I'll kickyour ass?" "Oops?" "I got to be back then?" "All right?" "All right?" "All right?" "Get out ofhere?" "I got to go?" "Bye?" "I'm not leaving yet?" "Get out ofhere?" "All right?" "Later?" "#" "Later?" "Just out of curiosity, how long you sticking around here?" "You mean tonight?" "I mean the neighborhood?" "I figure about 50 years?" "'Cause I'm going into real estate?" "I'll put up a high-rise in the neighborhood?" "Yeah?" "Lot ofpeople want to move here?" "Why not?" "You want a condominium?" "A couple ofstraws, Mr?" "Trump?" "Trump's Pizza?" "I heard ofthat?" "That's Trump's Plaza?" "Get out ofhere?" "Take care, Salvatore?" "Pino, take the soft drinks from the back and load up here?" "OK, Pop?" "You want me to deliver faster," "I need a rocket?" "something?" "I can't be running?" "The cheese lands on one side?" "Mookie, I didn't say nothing?" "You must have a guilty conscience?" "I'm not guilty ofanything?" "You're guilty ofsomething?" "Otherwiseyou wouldn't be saying that?" "Come on, Sal?" "Wherewe going?" "Oh, shit?" "Vito, give me a hand?" "Come on?" "What the fuck's the matter?" "Vito, I wantyou to listen to me?" "I'm your brother?" "I smackyou around once in a while, but I'm still?" "your brother?" "So what, Pino?" "So fucking what?" "I loveyou, man?" "I'm listening?" "I'm listening?" "I wantyou to listen?" "Jesus Christ, Pino?" "I said I'm listening?" "Vito, black?" "white?" "No?" "No, no, no?" "No?" "What the hell you talking about?" "Areyou listening to me?" "Stop busting my balls?" "I said I'm listening?" "Mookie's not to be trusted?" "I trust him, Pino?" "They can't be trusted?" "First timeyou turn your back?" "Boom?" "Aah!" "The spear in the back?" "How doyou know this?" "How doyou know, man?" "I know?" "I read?" "I never seen you read nothing in your fucking life?" "Read your history?" "It's historical?" "He, them?" "They're not to be trusted?" "What do you want me to do?" "Be on fucking guard?" "Mookie has Pop conned, so we got to look out for him?" "You don't know whatyou're saying?" "That's exactlywhat I'm saying?" "[ Sal ] Vito!" "Pino!" "Let's go!" "We'll be right there, Pop?" "One minute?" "You better listen to what I say?" "I'll ripyou?" "I'll fuckyou up?" "You know something, Pino?" "You don't know everything you thinkyou know?" "You thinkyou know, butyou don't know?" "Mookie, he listens to me?" "You don't, man?" "You fucking don't?" "You'll fucking stab me in the back, man?" "[Rap Music Blares ]" "Radio!" "Buggin', what's up?" "Howyou been, man?" "Living large, bro?" "Yo, that the only tapeyou gots?" "You don't like Public Enemy, man?" "The shit's dope?" "I'm down, butyou don't be playing nothing else?" "I don't like nothing else?" "Yo, check this?" "You know Sal?" "Yeah, I know that motherfucker?" "I've been trying to organize a boycott ofSal's Famous?" "I almost had to bust him in the head today?" "Gonna tell me-- Tell me, Radio Raheem-- to turn down my box and shit, man, and didn't even say "please!"" "Who the fuck he think he is, Don Corleone?" "He make much money off us black people, and all he got on the wall is Italians" "Sylvester Stallone, okey-doke-lookin' motherfuckers?" "On the strength?" "We shouldn't buy one slice, spend one penny in there till he put folks of color on that wall?" "That's what I'm saying!" "You got my back?" "Your back is got?" "My bro?" "!" "My bro?" "Yo, Smiley?" "Come here, man?" "Whatyou listening to?" "M-M-M-Malcolm?" "M-M-M-Malcolm, huh?" "Cut offthat rap music!" "I'm in here trying to get me some motherfucking" "I'll fuckyou up quick!" "Two times!" "Th-Th-Th-Three t-times!" "Th--o" "Sal, start counting my money tonight 'cause I gots to get paid?" "Come on, Vito?" "Come on?" "This is terrific?" "I mean we had a great, great day?" "You know something?" "There's nothing like a family in business working together?" "I'm going to rename the place?" "I'm going to call it" "Sal and Sons' Famous Pizzeria?" "Why not?" "You guys are going to take it over someday, right?" "And, Mookie?" "Mookie, I want to tell you that there's always going to be a place foryou right here at Sal's Famous Pizzeria becauseyou've always been like a son to me?" "Sal!" "Can we get some pizza?" "We're closed!" "Shut up!" "You shut up!" "Shut the fuck up, man!" "All right, let them in?" "They love my pizza?" "Four slices, and I'm gone?" "Sal, we're trying to go home!" "Shut up!" "You're a delivery boy, bitch!" "Man, you don't know shit!" "Shut the fuck up!" "Sityour black ass down!" "Shut up!" "Fuckyou!" "Yo, Sal?" "Four slices, man, regular?" "To go, all right?" "Whyyou gotta curse?" "Looking good?" "Looking real good, man?" "Come on?" "Move it, man!" "# Fight the power #" "# Fight the power #" "# Fight the power #" "# We got to fight the powers that be #" "# Elvis was a hero to most#" "# But he never meant shit to me #" "# Ya see straight out racist the sucka... ##" "I told you about that noise!" "What about them pictures?" "What the fuck, are you deaf?" "No!" "Are you?" "Fuckyou!" "We want some black people on that motherfucking wall offame now!" "We're trying to go fucking home!" "We've been here all day!" "Turn that jungle music off!" "?" "This ain't Africa!" "Why it got to be about jungle music?" "Why it got to be about Africa?" "It's about them fucking pictures!" "It's about turning that shit off and getting out of my place!" "Radio Raheem!" "Fuckyou!" "And fuckyou, too!" "Kick ass, Sal!" "Get in there, Pino!" "This is music!" "My music!" "Fuckyour music!" "Well, turn it off, then!" "Get the fuck out ofhere!" "We're closed!" "Fuckyou!" "We're closing you guinea bastards for good!" "For good, motherfucker!" "Until you get some black people on that motherfucking wall offame!" "You're gonna fucking close me?" "You're goddamn right!" "You black cocksucker!" "I'll fucking tear your fucking nigger ass!" "Oh, we're niggers now?" "We niggers now?" "Fuck them up!" "You fucking white trash!" "I'll fuckyou up!" "Sal, put the fucking bat down!" "Come on, you fucking guinea trash!" "Open the motherfucking counter!" "You black cocksucker!" "You nigger motherfucker!" "[Music Stops ]" "I just killed your fucking radio?" "My music!" "You motherfucking" "Aah!" "Get offhim!" "Get offhim!" "Get the fuck offhim!" "Get offhim!" "Get off!" "?" "You fucked up my eye!" "Ahmad, stop!" "Please, stop it!" "Stop it!" "You fucked with my box, man!" "Stop it!" "Get the fuck up!" "I'll kickyour ass some more!" "Come on!" "Somebody got it at Sal's, brother!" "Fight!" "Mookie!" "Hey!" "o" "Break it up!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "'" "Break it up!" "Break it up!" "You're gonna kill him!" " Stop it!" " Break it up!" "Stop it!" "Stop!" "Break it up!" "You're gonna kill him!" "Let me at 'em?" "Let me at 'em!" "Get" "Get the fuck out of the way, man!" "Move it!" "Get off!" "?" "Let me through!" "Get the big guy!" "Let me through!" "Get off me!" "I'll kill you, you motherfucker!" "Just take him off me!" "Get away!" "?" "What are you doing?" "Sal!" "Get the fuck off me!" "Get off of me!" "You're taking me to jail, huh?" "You're not taking Vito or Pino or Sal out!" "Get the fuck off me!" "Aah!" "Get his other arm!" "Get his other arm!" "Take him down!" "Take him down!" "Just take him down, man!" "Let him go, goddamn it!" "You're killing him!" "Give it up, asshole!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "m" "Just take him down!" "Come on!" "Aah!" "Let him go!" "Stop it, goddamn it!" "Stop it!" "e" "Aah!" "Get his arm!" "r" "Gary, that's enough!" "Shut up?" "Gary, that's enough, man!" "[ Chokes ]" "Gary, that's enough!" "Shut the fuck up!" "Radio Raheem!" "Radio Raheem!" "No!" "e" "Radio!" "Radio Raheem!" "Radio Raheem!" "Get up!" "You ain't dead!" "Get up, asshole!" "Qit faking it!" "Get up, asshole!" "Get the fuck up!" "Let's get him out ofhere?" "Goddamn it!" "I'm a black man!" "You can't kill us all!" "You can't fucking kill us all, goddamn it!" "Motherfucker!" "Let's get him out ofhere!" "Come on!" "Get him to the car?" "Get him to the car?" "Let's go?" "Back off, assholes!" "You pig-fucking murderers!" "You can't kill us all, man!" "You can't fucking kill us all!" "Back off!" "?" "o" "Back off!" "?" "Back off!" "?" "Everybody, back off!" "?" "Get back!" "Fucking bastards!" "Shut up, man?" "Fuck off, you fucking" "Damn it!" "I told you to shut up!" "Back off!" "?" "u" "Radio!" "?" "Back off!" "?" "Radio!" "[ Sobbing ]" "Mookie, they killed him?" "They killed Radio Raheem!" "It's murder?" "w" "They did it again, just like Michael Stewart?" "Murder!" "Eleanor Bumpers!" "Murder!" "Damn, man!" "It ain't safe in our own fucking neighborhood!" "Neverwas?" "Neverwill be?" "We ain't gonna stand for this shit no more, Sal?" "Ain't gonna stand for no fucking police, punk!" "It's as plain as day?" "They didn't have to kill the boy?" "[ Smiley Sobbing ]" "You do whatyou gotta do?" "Fuck that, man!" "Listen, listen, listen?" "Good people, please?" "Let's all go home?" "Somebody's gonna get hurt?" "Yeah?" "You, boy!" "Ifwe don't stop this now, we gonna do something we're gonna regret for the rest of our lives?" "Sal had nothing to do with what the cops did?" "One of the police was black!" "Leave him alone?" "We'll getyou and them three stooges, Sal?" "Go on, Mr?" "Sal?" "You see how they had him in a choke hold?" "I knew that choke hold would kill him!" "You might have saved him!" "A fucking radio!" "He died because ofa fucking radio!" "He wanted pictures on the wall, and he died!" "Whatyou got to say, Sal?" "Your son called the cops!" "Get the fuck out ofhere, man!" "Somebody's getting hurt!" "Fuck that, man!" "Hate!" "Ohh!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "What are they doing?" "What are they doing?" "Sal, come on?" "Come on, quick?" "Get them out of there!" "Get--b" "That's my place!" "That's my fucking place!" "Sal!" "Fucking niggers?" "Radio!" "Radio!" "Radio!" "Radio!" "Burn it down!" "Burn it down!" "Radio!" "Radio!" "Radio!" "Radio!" "Radio!" "Radio!" "Radio!" "Radio!" "Radio!" "Radio!" "Come on?" "Let's clean house?" "Shit?" "Come on?" "I no white?" "I no white!" "It's your turn, sucker!" "I no white!" "I no white!" "I no white!" "I'm black!" "What?" "w" "I black!" "Me black!" "Whereyou black at?" "Me black!" "I'm black!" "You, me-- same!" "We same?" "Same?" "Me black!" "Open your eyes, motherfucker!" "ML, leave the Korean alone, man?" "He's all right?" "Yeah?" "He's all right?" "He's black?" "Shit?" "[Sirens Blaring]" "Oh, fuckyou, man!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "People, please disperse!" "Please disperse!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "Howard Beach!" "We're giving you one more warning to please go home!" "This is our home!" "OK, you've had yourwarning!" "Hose that black sucker down!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Get off of me!" "Yo!" "Yo!" "Well, come on!" "Come on!" "Come on, asshole?" "Come on!" "Come on?" "Move it?" "Motherfucker, come on!" "What you think this is, Birmingham?" "Fucking Alabama?" "Yo, where's Bull Connor?" "Son ofa bitch!" "Oh, no!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Oh, no!" "No!" "No!" "Oh, no!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "# Fight the power #" " # Fight the power # - # Fight the power #" "# Fight the power #" " # Fight the power # - # Fight the power #" "# Fight the power #" " # Fight the power # - # Fight the power #" "# Fight the power #" " # Fight the power # - # Fight the power #" "# Fight the power #" "# Fight the power #" "#We got to fight the powers that be #" " # Fight the power # - # Fight the power #" "# Fight the power #" " # Fight the power # - # Fight the power #" "# Fight the power #" "# Fight the power #" "# Fight the power #" " # Fight the power # - # Fight the power #" "#We got to fight the powers that be ##" "My people, my people?" "What can I say?" "Saywhat I can?" "I saw it, but I didn't believe it?" "I didn't believe it, what I saw?" "Are we going to live together?" "Together are we going to live?" "This is your Mister Señor Love Daddy talking toyou from We-Love radio," "1 08 FM on your dial, and that's the triple truth, Ruth?" "Today's weather?" "Hot!" "Wake up!" "Fuck!" "y" "My money?" "Shit!" "Where are you going?" "To get my money?" "Don't try that shit, OK?" "You're going to run out, and I won't see your ass for anotherweek?" "It's not like that?" "You don't give a fucking shit about me, and you don't give a shit aboutyour son?" "I care aboutyou and my son?" "Why don'tyou be a man?" "I am a man?" "Then act like a man?" "Why don'tyou be a fucking man, Mookie?" "I'm so tired ofyour shit?" "Why do we have to go over this again?" "Becauseyou don't fucking listen, Mookie!" "Ifyou listen to me," "I wouldn't have to repeat myself like a fucking radio!" "What kind of motheryou are using fucking language like that?" "What kind of mother am I?" "Your ass isn't even here!" "e" "Get anothervocabulary, right?" "Get a fucking life?" "Yeah?" "Look?" "Lookwhat?" "I'll be back?" "Don't leave, Mookie?" "Don't leave?" "I'm tired ofthis shit?" "You walk out that door, that's it?" "All right?" "I have to get my money from Sal?" "I'll be back?" "Your shit's to the curb, and I'm tired ofit?" "You need to step off with your stupid-ass self?" "You need to get a fucking life, Mookie, because the oneyou got is not working!" "I ain't going to deal with this shit no more!" "Shit?" "Fucking ass, stupid ass, fucking pendejo." "Shit?" "Fuck?" "Fucking shit?" "Good morning?" "Is it a good morning?" "Yes, indeed?" "You almost gotyourself killed last night?" "I've done that before?" "Where did you sleep?" "I didn't?" "I hope the block is still standing?" "We're still standing?" "What doyou want?" "I want my money?" "I want to get paid?" "You don't work here no more?" "I want my money?" "Your money couldn't begin to pay for the windowyou broke?" "Motherfuck a window?" "Radio Raheem is dead?" "I know he's dead?" "I was here, remember?" "He's dead because ofhis buddy?" "That cocksucker started this shit?" "He's responsible for that kid's death?" "He wanted to close me, and you stood there like a fuck and watched them burn me down!" "I also watched the cops murder Radio Raheem?" "You'll get it all from the insurance anyway, Sal?" "What the fuck's wrong with you?" "This ain't about money?" "I could give a fuck about money?" "You see this place?" "I built this fucking place!" "With my bare fucking hands!" "Every light socket, every piece oftile?" "Me!" "With these fucking hands!" "You know what that means?" "It means pay me my motherfucking money?" "That's what it means, Sal?" "OK, Mookie?" "How much do I oweyou?" "My salary is 250?" "250 a week?" "1 ?" "that's 2?" "that's 3?" "that's 4?" "and that's 5?" "a" "You got $500?" "You're a rich fucking man?" "Are you happy?" "You happy?" "He's got 500 fucking dollars!" "He's a big man!" "He's a rich fucking man!" "He's never going to have any more trouble!" "Not Mookie!" "He's fucking rich!" "Who the fuckyou yelling at?" "You're wealthy, Mookie?" "You're a real fucking Rockefeller?" "You gotyour fucking pay?" "Now leave me alone?" "Sal, my salary's 250 a week, all right?" "I oweyou 50 bucks?" "Keep it?" "You keep it?" "You keep it?" "No, you keep it?" "You keep it?" "I don't believe this shit?" "Believe it?" "Areyou sick?" "I'm hot as a motherfucker?" "I'm all right, though?" "Well, they say it's even going to get hotter today?" "What areyou going to do with yourself?" "Make that money?" "Get paid?" "Sal, I got to go see my son ifit's all right with you?" "Hey, Mook." "It's the Mook man." "I seeyou walking." "Go home toyour kid." "Now the news and weather." "Our mayor has commissioned a blue-ribbon panel" ""to get to the bottom oflast night's disturbance." "The City ofNew York will not let property be destroyed by anyone. "" "His Honor plans to visit our block today." "He should hook up with our own Da Mayor, buy him a beer." "Your Love Daddy says register to vote." "The election is coming up." "There 's no end in sight from this heat wave, so today, the cash money word is chill." "That's right." "C-h-i-l-l." "When you hear "chill, " call in at 555-L OVE, andyou'll win cash money, honey." "This is Mister Señor Love Daddy coming atyou from what's last on your dial but first in your hearts, and that's the quintessential truth, Ruth." "The next record goes out to Radio Raheem." "We love you, brother." "# From the heart ofBed-Stuy #" "# W-e-L -o-v-e ##" "# I was looki ng through a wi ndow at my I ife today #" "# And for the first time #" "# I saw things in a different way #" "# I n the middle of my mind #" "# It was there all the time #" "# Never explain love #" "# It's not like anything you've ever done #" "# Ifit is there, it's yours to keep #" "# And the boundaries, they grow deep #" "# Never explain love #" "# Let the experience take overyou #" "# And when you do #" "# Never explain love #" "# I was looking for an answer #" "# And I was searching for a sign #" "#To try and understand this relationship of mine #" "# But I didn't need to go far #" "# I was reading it all wrong #" "# Never explain love #" "# It's not like anything you've ever done #" "# Ifit is there, it's yours to keep #" "# And the boundaries, they grow deep #" "# Never explain love #" "# Let the experience take overyou #" "# And when you do #" "# Never explain love #" "# Before I knew #" "# I almost knew it all #" "#Who needs to be rational #" "#When love isn't practical #" "# Oh, I knew this was inside #" "# And it's so wrong #" "# It's so right #" "#Whoa-oh-ho ahh #" "# Never explain love #" "# It's not like anything you've ever done #" "# Ifit is there, it's yours to keep #" "# And the boundaries, they grow deep #" "# Never explain love #" "# Let the experience take overyou #" "# And when you do #" "# Never explain love #" "# It's not like anything you've ever done #" "# If it is there, it's yours to keep #" "# And the boundaries, they grow deep #" "# Never explain love #" "# Let the experience take overyou #" "# Forwhen you do #" "#Yeah, yeah #" "# Never explain love #"

"My name is Walter O'Brien." "I have the fourth highest IQ ever recorded: 197." "Einstein's was 160." "When I was 11, the FBI arrested me for hacking NASA to get their blueprints for my bedroom wall." "Now I run a team of geniuses, tackling worldwide threats only we can solve." "Toby's our behaviorist." "Sylvester's a human calculator." "Happy, a mechanical prodigy." "Agent Cabe Gallo's our government handler." "And Paige?" "Well, Paige isn't like us." "She's normal and translates the world for us while we help her understand her genius son." "Together, we are Scorpion." "♪ ♪" "Hey." "Uh, reservation for two, under Curtis." "Can I get you a drink while you wait for your other party?" "Uh, no, thanks." "He'll be here any minute." "One and one." "Baker waiting again." "Brock at second, Russell on first." "And the pitch on the way." "♪ ♪" "One and one." "Another refill?" "I'm gonna kill him." "♪ ♪" "Probability theory dictates that one cannot predict the future with any absolute certainty." "But this is an exception-- there is zero chance that she will accept your apology." "I'm not gonna apologize;" "I'm gonna grovel." "Understood, but still there's a high likelihood that she will throw something at you." "Stop talking." "Good luck." "Peace offering." "These chocolates have nuts." "Get it?" "Nuts?" "Is this thing on?" "I don't have any feelings, and even I'm uncomfortable watching this." "John 8:32. "The truth will set you free."" "The truth is I'm an idiot." "I was nervous about our date, so I took an Alprazolam." "Apparently, I should've taken a half." "Because I didn't wake up till 6:00 a.m." "So I'd be so humbled if you'd please accept these." "I anticipated that." "Frank!" "You're on!" "♪ To err is human, to forgive divine ♪" "♪ Toby'd like to buy ya some cheese and some wine... ♪" "Frank, get out of here." "It's not safe." "♪ ♪" "Well, that didn't go so well, did it?" "Wow, that's very astute, 197." "An observation?" "You learned a very inexpensive lesson." "Workplace entanglements are ill-advised, destined to fail, not to mention disruptive to... business." "Oh, well, business will have to suffer, 'cause I'm not giving up." "I'm imploring you to let it go." "Romance and work are... oil and water." "Um, this is... exhibit A for Affective Dysregulation, the inability to regulate feelings." "You couldn't even bring yourself to erase stick figures of you and Paige holding hands." "I just wiped down the board-- I didn't pay attention to every last mark." "Even more Affective Dysregulation, you emotional Dumpster fire." "This clearly a psychological marker of your feelings for her, and Drew's coming back soon." "So all I'm saying is, if you sit on the sidelines, you are going to lose this game." "Oh." "Sports." "My favorite." "Yeah." "Maya Hernandez, an accountant for the violent Nicaraguan criminal organization known as the DL, was shot at yesterday while being transferred to court, barely escaping with her life." "Hey, Happy is smelting titanium over copper, resulting in an inefficient transfer of electrons." "Should I call the cops?" "What?" "No." "She's... clearly distracted by her issues with Toby." "Discord is..." "bad for the team." "You need to make sure that things go back to the way that they were prior to this dating nonsense." "Consider it done." "I have a problem." "Okay." "Hello." "Uh, this is the last cup of the discontinued Boysenberry Blast that was in the fridge." "The "sell by" date was two days ago." "And?" "And do I eat it, risk a raging bacterial infection?" "That's what you're worried about?" "Uh-huh." "That woman there... is the target of a vicious crime syndicate, and you're worried about yogurt?" "Hernandez, who has Well... intimate knowledge of the financial workings of the deal, is set to testify against the cartel next week in Ventura County, where the venue has been reassigned after this recent attempt on Ms. Hernandez' life." "The DL is led by Hector Menjivar, seen here in a 2009 mug shot, when he was sentenced to three years for aggravated assault." "Poor lady." "Yeah." "Imagine having those guys after you." "New case." "Oh." "Well, what is it?" "Them." "The DL crept up from Nicaragua in the '80s." "Started out in carting, trucking." "Small-timers who did little more than rigged bids to get jobs." "After a while, they graduated to shipping for hire." "Drugs, guns, bodies, whatever you wanted to move discreetly, they carried in their trucks for the price." "Their boss, Hector Menjivar." "Government's been trying to nail him forever." "Guy's slippery." "And this witness, Maya Hernandez," " she was part of their group?" " She's a civilian." "A neighborhood girl who took a job as their bookkeeper when she was 19." "Her husband was a driver." "They had no idea who they were really working for until it was too late." "Did you say her husband was a driver?" "He was killed a few months ago." "Rival runners took him out just north of San Francisco." "Collateral damage in Hector's war to expand his territory." "That's why she wants to help shut down the DL." "People are scared of these guys." "They don't normally testify of their own free will." "But we can't find the books outlining these guys' activities." "She's the linchpin." "So you trumped up a conspiracy claim, make it seem like she was part of it, and then told her you would drop the charges only if she testified." "That's scummy." "We are giving her protection." "She almost got shot to ribbons under your protection." "That's why we're here." "To assist the U.S. Marshals in strategizing a safe means of transport for the witness from L.A. to Ventura." "Sly?" "We suggest losing the standard parallel formation, instead employing a convoy configuration, which reduces surface area and vulnerabilities that were exploited by the DL's last attack." "We put Ms. Hernandez in the fourth SUV, owing to the rule of threes-- the human brain fatigues after viewing the third object in a row of pattern, making the fourth vehicle the safest spot psychologically." "Also, we use decoy cars, because, well, decoys work." "Lastly, Maya needs to be wearing this." "She's a witness, not a prisoner." "Yeah." "There are prisoner transfers at the courthouse every day." "The DL will be looking for someone in civilian clothing." "So the bright orange jumpsuit actually disguises her." "All right." "Anything else?" "My team will follow the convoy with Cabe, providing a mobile tech hub." "Sylvester will hack the GPS systems to clear traffic." "Happy will handle any mechanical issues;" "Toby will scan the route to predict attack patterns." "I will ride with you and Maya to quarterback and make real-time adjustments." "So, are you capable of keeping up with us?" "Well, you know what they say:" "good, fast, polite-- pick two." "Lady, this jumpsuit is too small for me." "It's a four." "You said four." "Oh, I guess prison fashion runs really small." "I can get you another." "Whatever." "I'm sorry about your husband." "We'll protect you." "Protect me?" "Lady," "Paige." "please..." "Paige..." "You guys are just taking me to my funeral." "So what the hell do I care what I'm wearing, right?" "I'm just gonna be buried in it." "I'll be with Cabe." "Be careful." "♪ ♪" "Sylvester, do you have a clear path for us to the freeway?" "I'm spoofing fake phones with static GPS all along our route to simulate gridlock all the way to the entrance ramp." "It'll be a virtual car-pocalypse." "No one will be on our route." "Smooth sailing." "All right, we're passing Grand Avenue." "Straight ahead for another 5.6 miles." "Roger that." "Excuse me." "Why are we slowing down?" "School bus ahead." "Not a neighborhood you take class trips to." "There are no schools in this area." "I don't see any children on that bus." "It's an ambush." "It's an ambush." "They're cutting us off!" "Oh, my God, they've got guns!" "All SUV's scatter." "Repeat:" "scatter!" "Walter, you have any eyes on them?" "Nothing." "Passing 38th and Spring." "Got it." "Recalibrating route." "♪ ♪" "Check this out." "Truck at six o'clock." "No front license plate." "Coming in fast." "Turn into the alley." "Changing course." "False alarm." "False alarm." "We're clear." "Okay, continue north." "There's a highway entrance half a mile away." "Copy that." "Oh!" "It's him." "How'd they know which SUV we were in?" "What's going on?" "Cabe, it's Hector." "He's on us." "Get us the hell out of here!" "Axle must have cracked." "We're not goin' anywhere." "Shoot them!" "This entire vehicle's bulletproof." "If we shoot, it'll ricochet off the glass and kill us." "Get down!" "What is he doing?" "What is he doing?" "I want the girl." "♪ Scorpion 1x20 ♪ Crossroads Original Air Date on March 30, 2015" "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man" "I want the girl." "I said give me the girl!" "Do something." "We need backup." "Impact destroyed the radio." "Cabe, we need help." "We're near 36th and Avalon." "We'll be there in four minutes." "Sending for backup now." "He knows." "He can't break the windows so he's going for the door locks." "The shotgun." "The shotgun." "Give me the shells." "Give me the shells." "Now." "Come on." "Okay, okay." "If we can get these shells hot enough, they'll combust." "He's gonna get in!" "The gas!" "Floor it!" "All right, there's a hose in there that leads to the heater core which is next to the engine." "Keep the pedal down and get the temperature up." "But if this thing blows up, we're five feet from it." "A bulletproof vehicle with a reinforced cage." "Still, you're up front so you'll take the brunt of the force, so I suggest you get down now." "Come on." "Let's go." "Come on." "Meet us at end of the 6th Street Bridge!" "Comin' up on it now." "Five blocks from the courthouse and the DL was already on us." "The route was classified." "We maximized security at the weakest points." "We had less than a .1% chance of failure." "It was a mole, someone inside the LAPD or the Marshals." "There's no other explanation." "Those bastards have their finger in every pie you can imagine." "Wouldn't be the first time that law enforcement took a payout from scumbags." "So now we're on our own." "No convoy." "No backup." "No chance in hell." "No." "No, I said we'd protect Maya, so we will." "We just need to readjust our plan." "We don't know who we can trust." "We're gonna have to get her back ourselves." "Hector will spot this government SUV in a second." "I'm gonna have to get a new vehicle." "There's an Earl's Used Car Lot not far from here." "When I'm done with Earl, he is not gonna know what hit him." "Look, this is clearly a government vehicle, not in any of your names." "Hotter than the devil's armpit." "You want to make this swap, you got to throw in some cash." "It needs brakes, brake liners, shocks, new transmission, and the engine's barely an engine." "Got to buy the last vehicle they'd ever expect to find us in." "Okay, Earl, let me guess." "You're thrice divorced." "Four to six kids." "One bad knee and two blocked arteries." "How do you..." "It's a gift I have." "You had a woman you cared about once, hence that 1968-era necklace around your neck-- clearly a gift from her." "But you messed up." "Now you wish you could do things over and take away that hurt you caused her." "Throw in cash or no deal." "Earl, you haven't had a full bank account or a decent BM in years." "You're overplaying your hand because you think we're desperate, but the truth is we're just desperate enough to trade a $40,000 car for a $2,000 piece of crap." "You do that, you can belly up to the bar with a fat wallet to impress the ladies." "You've been lonely for a while, Earl." "It's about time you feel good about yourself again." "Hmm?" "♪ ♪" "I feel like we should be cranking some Skynyrd in this thing." "Takes me back." "To what?" "The '70s." "I wasn't born yet." "Screw you." "You okay?" "I'm on the run with a bunch of geeks in a conversion van that smells like a dog dipped in soup." "You just seem a little flushed." "Oh, you think we got away?" "We didn't." "Hector doesn't give up." "And odds are overwhelming that we won't outrun him in this vehicle." "They have cars from this decade, not to mention semiautomatic weapons." "I heard over the comms, they got 44 rounds off in a matter of seconds." "48 rounds." "I heard them ricochet off the hood." "Well, uh, since we have a-a break from action," "Walter wanted me to talk to you." "Nothing to talk about." "The doc is dead to me." "I know bouncing from foster home to foster home, you probably feel like people let you down your whole life." "But I-I think you should give Toby another chance." "I guarantee that's not what Walter wanted you to say to me." "He wants you to get along, and I think you can." "As more than friends." "It's just gonna take time because you're..." "both different." "Unique." "Odd." "Weird." "I'm dust, aren't I?" "Pretty much." "Damn it." "We're overheating." "Our man on the inside has Maya on the road with something called scorpions." "The band?" "Nerds." "Whoever they are, we'll find them and smoke them, too." "Maybe sooner than we think." "It's a beaut." "Owned by a family that just puttered around town in it." "We know who owned the car." "Now we need to know which way they went and what they were driving." "A piece of crap." "Great pick, Doc." "We needed a ride that would keep us under the radar." "We under the radar now?" "Out in the open with a smoking van?" "They're not looking for a van." "They're looking for an SUV." "And you're the mechanic." "You should've figured out this thing was a dud." "Cut it out." "Both of you." "I thought you were gonna fix things with them." "It's a work in progress." "Gonna need some coolant and a new radiator hose." "All right, kids." "If you need to hit the head, now's the time because we're not stopping once we hit the road." "You know you're not our dad, right?" "Stop acting like kids, I'll stop acting like your dad." "♪ ♪" "Bathroom?" "Through the back." "Excuse me." "Do you carry the yogurt Boysenberry Blast but fresh?" "So you like salty sweet." "I liked that, too, when I was pregnant." "The cravings, plus your clothes not fitting." "Let me guess, end of first trimester?" "11 weeks." "It's great." "My child gets to be born with a target on his back." "You really don't think the government can protect you from Hector after you testify?" "I don't think you guys can even protect me the rest of the way to Ventura." "♪ ♪" "Cabe!" "Oh!" "Get the girl!" "Over here, over here." "Ladies." "I only want one of you." "But I'll kill all three of you." "We need to get this van running." "The hoses and the coolant are inside." "That's not really an option right now." "I'll take care of the hose." "You find a temporary coolant, okay?" "Okay." "I have an idea." "I need this, uh, CO2 canister, but I also need a-a PVC pipe and some kind of small, hard object." "Top of the aisle." "Paper towels are on the second shelf, six and a half feet away from the cookie rack." "Urinal cakes are on the third shelf just below the arthritis cream." "Maya, I'll go." "Happy, work on the canister." "You don't cross the DL." "Aha!" "Huh?" "Beer, Toby?" "It's malt liquor." "All right." "That's good." "I know what that sound is." "You're as good as dead." "Ladies, get in the van!" "Actually, not the first time I've said that." "Come on!" "Let's go!" "All right, hold on, guys." "We got to hurry, that was close." "Um... what's that new smell coming from the vent?" "40 ounces of smooth, satisfying flavor." "And they're going to be back in a few seconds with more guys and we're dead." "I know a way out of this-- you can just let me go." "I'll just disappear." "You'll have no protection." "Oh, as opposed to now?" "Going 85 on a front left and back right tire that are both a 16th inch from being totally bald?" "Okay, that's it, you are not normal." "Who besides these guys computes tire tread on wheels they've seen a split second?" "And you knew to the inch where the supplies would be for my urinal cake cannon?" "Your what now?" "You corrected me on the amount of the bullets fired by Hector and Jorge, and no one corrects me when it comes to math, but you were right." "I'm good with numbers." "When you watch a pinwheel, can you replay it in your mind in slow motion to count the revolutions?" "Only when I'm bored." "Yeah, you're a genius." "I'm guessing 164, with a specialty in visual inferential mathematics." "You can record and compute what you see." "Now that explains the low EQ." "What the hell is a low EQ?" "That." "Okay, well, I can take care of myself." "It's not just about you anymore." "You think being on the run will be good for your pregnancy?" "You're pregnant?" "Oh, boy." "We are averaging 70 miles per hour and the goons are gaining on us at at least a hundred." "We'd need a racecar." "Actually, I-I know a place near here where we could get one." "Who owns this place?" "Guy named Ricky Lambert." "He's a hacker who does contract work for the DL." "He hacks into government databases and then he makes fake IDs and passports so they can smuggle contraband overseas." "Pays better than what we're doing." "Actually, he's broke." "He had to take a loan out from the DL." "Dude likes to blow his money on bad habits." "I wouldn't know anything about that." "Lamborghini Aventador LP 700?" "It's great." "We'd only need four of them." "What about that?" "That's a top-of-the-line, 655-horsepower, diesel RV." "With the latest in smart car tech, including digital load balancing, four-wheel braking." "We could modify the onboard computer to maximize speed." "With that, we could outrun the DL and get Maya to safety." "Again, being forced to testify against the DL is not returning me to safety." "For now, we just gotta make sure the DL doesn't catch up to us." "Security's tight." "It'd be tough to sneak through." "Don't even try." "Lambert likes to use his muscle." "He likes to pretend he's Hector." "Problem is, we don't have any muscle of our own." "Yeah, but Lambert doesn't know that." "Mr. Lambert." "These men claim to have business with you." "Who the hell are you?" "Well, the organizations who hire me call me Mr. Green." "This is my associate." "Afternoon." "I've come on behalf of Hector Menjivar." "I believe you know him." "He's someone you owe in a substantial way." "I suggest you invite us in." "Yeah, sure thing." "Yeah, I don't want any trouble." "Thank you." "According to our information, Mr. Lambert, you owe Hector a quarter million dollars and he doesn't believe..." "What?" "No." "No." "I don't owe him anywhere near that." "Allow me to refresh your memory." "You borrowed $170,000 at 19 points, which bumped up to 20 points after six months." "After compounding interest, you owe $252,187.63." "Sly, I think you've met your match." "After compounding interest, you owe $252,187.63." "So, did I... did I miss anything?" "No." "Ooh, the timbre in his voice means you were right." "Seal the deal; intimidate him." "Tell him you want the money now." "I want the money now." "What?" "Tell him he wouldn't want to make you angry." "You wouldn't want me to get angry." "Tell him he wouldn't like you when your angry." "Okay, what is he, the Hulk?" "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry, because my adrenal cortex releases stress hormones," "I become irritable and I might possibly even raise my voice." "Nevermind, just slam the table." "Come on, Walt, harder!" "Is this guy crazy?" "You have no idea." "Now, Hector told me to leave here with either collateral, or your left hand, so which one is going to be?" "Close the door." "We got to get out of here before he catches on." "All right, done." "Let's go." "Hector, it's Lambert." "Look, I want you to know I wasn't..." "I wasn't trying to dodge my debt." "Okay?" "Your guys are on their way with my RV now." "I'll get you the rest in a week." "The hell are you talking about?" "Hurry up." "It's hard to see behind you in this thing." "I think I hit one of the rocks." "All right, floor it." "Come on." "Come on!" "What is that noise?" "We gotta move, Cabe." "Come on." "I can't!" "We're stuck!" "Come on." "Open the gates." "All right, okay, okay." "Okay, close the gates." "Mm, got it." "Happy, where are you?" "Come on, come on, let's go." "Oh, oh, no." "Come on, come on, come on." "What are you doing?" "I'm making it so they can't follow us!" "Open the gate now!" "Everybody okay?" "Still here." "I dropped my yogurt when we were running, so no." "This guy has a lot of toys." "What about you, Maya?" "You all right?" "No." "This is never going to end." "I know that Agent Gallo thinks that the government can keep me hidden, but you see now the fear that Hector strikes into people." "Just the idea that he was angry got Lambert to hand over a luxury RV." "He has people who don't even work for him, shooting at us." "I mean, people kill for him." "And after I testify, he will kill me." "And my child." "I get it, but what are we going to do?" "The Feds want her to testify or do time for refusing." "They need her." "There's nothing we can do about it." "I don't like it any more than you guys." "What if they didn't need her?" "They're building a case, Walter." "She's their evidence." "She knows their books, their operation." "She was their bookkeeper for years." "What if we can create the books." "Books that Maya has the information for." "We all heard her back there." "She knows every detail of their operation down to the last penny." "We create a computerized diary of all the DL's dealings." "We just need to make it look like it was created a couple years ago with digital imprints that even the best forensics won't be able to tell are fake." "If it contains everything in Maya's head, then the Feds don't need Maya and Hector and his pals still go up the river." "Can you guys really do that?" "Yes." "No." "That's fabricating evidence." "The Feds want her on the stand, under oath." "Um, Maya." "Do you swear everything you're going to tell us will be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I do." "That works for me." "That's a dirty magazine." "Yes, it is." "It's revolting." "Cabe, we need a solution, so if you're just going to shoot this down, then I hope you have another plan to save Maya." "Happy, take the wheel." "I need to make this as legal as possible." "Hector." "Look, Hector, if I knew who they were," "I would've killed them on site." "Okay, please." "I thought they were with you." "And I thought you were someone who was smart." "You take your time paying me back, now you let a bunch of computer nerds slip right through your fingers." "Computers." "That's it." "We got 'em." "And the phony alcohol stamp business netted 128?" "$128,040.12 in September of 2008." "In one month?" "All right." "What's the next entry?" "Hey." "Hey." "Can I tell you a story?" "I'm driving a 30,000 pound vehicle." "I am focused on the road." "I'll be quick." "When your mom is bipolar and your dad is so passive that he sometimes doesn't talk to his son for weeks on end, not because he's mad at you but because he forgets you're there, you grow up with nothing good," "and you begin to think you deserve nothing good." "So when something good is right in front of you, or next to you, you self-sabotage because you wouldn't know what to do with something good if you had it." "I'm truly sorry, Happy." "I didn't mean to hurt you." "I have worn perfume once in my life." "Last night." "And I won't do it again." "Look, last night saved us a year of nonsense that would've resulted in us not being friends." "It's better this way." "Going back to normal." "I think it can still work." "We have problems." "Yeah, we all have problems, Happy." "No, we have serious problems." "Who doesn't have serious problems, you know?" "That's what makes us human." "No, idiot." "I'm not in control of the RV." "Someone's hacked into the onboard computer and taken control of this rig." "I have complete autonomy over the vehicle." "There's nothing they can do." "Oh, man, we're still accelerating." "Pull the emergency brake." "Uh, nothing." "They cut the power steering." "Okay, I've basically got no control of a 15-ton vehicle." "We're screwed." "Hector must have Lambert doing this." "I'm buckling up." "I can barely keep this thing on the road." "I'm burying the needle on these guys." "Someone grab the wheel." "I've got it." "According to the navigation system, we're coming to a three and a half-mile straightaway, ending in a sharp turn and a steep drop off." "At this speed we won't make that turn." "That gives us two minutes and 38 seconds until we drive off of the cliff." "Yeah, not if we regain control of the onboard computer." "Ah, he cut off the wireless." "I can't hack in." "We have to manually access it." "Happy, can you get it through the dash?" "Not in two minutes." "But there's another way to it." "And we are gonna need this stuff." "No more than six feet of rope." "I got it." "Be careful." "If you're off by more than 2 .9 inches, she'll get sucked under the wheel." "Appreciate the info." "We got less than two miles, then we're going over the cliff." "Give me some slack." "♪ ♪" "When we regain control, Paige, you steer us to the side of the road." "Okay." "Be right back." "Or not." "A minute, 32 until impact." "What took you so long?" "Oh!" "Uh, please tell me you did not just drop the screwdriver." "Okay, I won't." "Try and think of something." "I got it, I got it." "Got it." "Think I can reach the hard drive from there." "Time to make a little room for me." "I'll see you up top." "Or not." "30 seconds." "All right." "Hi." "15 seconds." "Eight seconds!" "Oh, he shut down the computer!" "Cut the wheel." "Oh." "Walter." "Oh, God, no, no." "What is it?" "That's the worst roadkill I've ever seen." "Okay, we can celebrate our near-death experience later." "'Cause Hector..." "...is still on our tail and it won't be much longer until he catches up with us again." "We kind of stand out in the middle of nowhere farming country." "That might not such a bad thing." "What the hell does that mean?" "I got an idea." "This is federal agent Cabe Gallo, badge number 2835." "Get me the local sheriff's office." "Vamano, Jorge, vamano, vamano." "Come on, come on, faster, we got to catch 'em!" "There they are." "Gun it." "Come on, around the side, let's go, let's go, let's go!" "Get around 'em!" "I can't get past 'em." "I can't see ahead of 'em." "Hit the brakes!" "Hands up." "Don't move." "You pull that trigger and it'll be the last thing you ever do." "Hey." "Thanks for hacking the RV." "Gave us the idea to operate it remotely ourselves." "Except it worked out for us." "Enjoy prison." "Prosecutors are gonna be pissed." "Well, they won't be too happy with me." "But at the end of day, with the data you gave us, they'll be able to make a RICO case and put Hector and his boys away for life." "That's all they care about, so they'll let it go." "Well, guess this is good-bye." "Before you go, let me hear it one more time, for my own piece of mind." "After Sheriff Barnes takes me to the bus station," "I buy a ticket to Vancouver." "Once I get there" "I go straight to the U.S. consulate, request a package from Cabe Gallo, and they'll hand it over to me, no questions asked." "That's right." "Inside you'll find 20 grand and a brand-new Canadian identity for you." "Best of luck, kid." "Why are you all doing this for me?" "We promised to protect you." "And you're one of us." "A new country, fake I.D.s..." "Not without its risks." "She's going to have a child." "When it comes to someone you love, you have to take risks." "Do you hear that, pal?" "You got to take risks when you love someone." "Authorities have finally brought down the notorious leader of the DL, Hector Menjivar." "The break in the case was the stunning discovery of the DL's electronic financial ledger, recovered from Menjivar's laptop." "Members of his crew are already cutting deals implicating not only Menjivar but a member of the LAPD who was allegedly acting as a mole for the criminal organization." "You were right about the mole, Toby." "Good night, guys." "That was distant." "That's 'cause she cares." "If she didn't care, she wouldn't be upset." "What are you doing?" "Me?" "Nothing." "I'm not doing anything." "Okay." "So, I found another" "Boysenberry Blast in the back of the fridge and it is past due as well." "Are you kidding me?" "You need to take a risk, son." "You see what I did with Happy?" "I opened up." "I wore my heart on my sleeve." "Toby." "You were severely burned." "Yes, but I'm living." "And I'm gonna get her back." "Give me this." "Toby." "Mmm, mmm, mmm, oh, my God." "Oh, mmm." "Delicioso." "Mmm." "It's fine, you big baby." "And because you didn't take a risk, someone else got your yogurt." "If you don't take a risk, my man, Drew's gonna take Paige." "Paige isn't yogurt." "No, she's a risk." "One you need to take." "So you need to get in your car, drive to her house, knock on her door and tell her how you feel." "Thank you!" "♪ ♪" "== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man"

"I remember driving there." "Um... she looked...great." "She was,uh,wearing this dress." "She got all dressed up for dinner." "Um,plus the--the light,you know,from sunset." "And,u and,uh... so we started to talk." "Blah blah this,blah blah that." "Next thing you know,she's,uh,she's pissed at me." "Um,I should mention here,um..." "I've,uh..." "I have a drinking problem, and,um,sometimes it's happened before with her." "I,uh..." "I've had blackouts and she's had to... piece the night back together for me." "So,that particular night I was drinking seltzer and she was drinking white wine, and after the conversation went south, she said she wanted to go inside and watch this television show about weasels--meerkats." "Meerkat manor." "So we went inside and next thing you know, we're watching this show and the narrator is-- he gives the meerkats' names." "So there's this meerkat named shakespeare and he gets bit by a scorpion, and there's some question about whether or not he's going to make it back to the home... base,you know,the place wher where the rest of the meerkat tribe is and they¡ª" "I was really worried about the guy-- shakespeare." "He's--he was looking--he was looking pretty bad." "And,uh... next thing I know,I'm laying in the sand and--and,uh..." "I can hear people screaming and...and..." "This doesn't add up,mr." "Gavin." " I'm sorry?" " Your story." "According to the facts we have in front of us, there were signs of an accelerant." "I don't know anything about...an accelerant." "You co-signed a fire insurance policy on the house and a life insurance policy on mrs." "Keefe 2 weeks before the fire." "No,I didn'T." "Mr. Gavin,please." "I'm telling you,I think I would remember" "You don't remember starting the fire." "How the hell can we expect you to remember signing the goddamn policies?" "I didn't start the fire,ok?" "Listen to me." "We know." "You're a dru a very convenient drinking problem." "It's a disease,ok?" "So is cancer." "Do you want to blame cancer blame cancer for the fire?" "Tell the truth,mr." "Gavin." " I'm telling the truth." " No,you're not." " Yes,I am." "I am telling" " No,you're not." "I'm telling the truth,ok?" "We were inside." "I was on the couch." "She was in the easy chair." "We were watching the meerkats,ok?" "Look at you." "Shh..." "You got him?" "I got him." "Go back to sleep." "I'm trying to get him to go to sleep." "Do you have any idea what time it is?" " 3:00 A.M." " It is?" " Jesus christ." " 3:16,to be exact." "And I told you 12:00, and I meant midnight,not noontime." "What" "We couldn't get out the club 'cause this group of guys, they were such assholes to tony,ok?" "And then there was this group of girls." "Oh,my god,this one chick-- she had this weird tattoo on her arm and, god,she was such a bitch." "She wanted tony to sign her tit." "Ew!" "And anyways,then we stopped for a burger." "Then he had to stop and get gas,so then" "Wait,wait,wait." "He's a he?" "Who?" "Tony." "Yeah,he's my boyfriend." "Whatever happened to wh-- what's her name?" "Linda." "Lorraine?" "Yeah,whatever." "Dad,that was so 6 months ago,ok?" "I'm through with girls." "Girls are crazy." "It was a phase I was going through." "Oh,your grandmother thought that, you know,me and your... mom were just a phase,and look at us." "Huh?" "Not now." "I mean,you know--and let me tell you something." "Girls might be crazy,but girls are crazy all the time." "They're dependable." "Guys are,you know--guys are just-- I mean,what's this guy doing signing--you know..." " Tits?" " Breasts." " Boobs." " Whatever." "He's a musician." "Are you--are you-- that you" "All right,that's just... wait--what instrument does he play?" "He's the lead singer." "He's not a musician,ok?" "The 4 guys up on stage with hi are the musicians." "Lead singer... jesus christ,those are the guys who wear all the make-up and do all the drugs and sleep with all the chicks." "How old's this guy?" "26." "Jesus christ,26-year-old-- do you know how old that is in rock and roll years?" "He's like 70,ok?" "He's like the clint eastwood of rock and roll." "Is that a hickey on your neck?" "Are--are you having... sex with this guy?" "That's none of your business,dad." "Which is--I'll take as a-- a yes,ok?" "Hang on there,missy." "I have to go to the bathroom." "Let me tell you something." "You're not fooling anybody." "Yeah." "Yeah,oh,yeah." "I smelled the pot when you walked in,ok?" "****Yeah." "And I can smell the sex." "Pot and sex--I can smell them both." "Yeah." "Ok,dad." "Ok." "Reality check time,ok?" " Yes,I have sex." " Shh." "Yeah,you heard me¡ª" "I just had sex,with tony,in his car, right after I smoked a big fat joint." "Very funny." "Ve--what?" "Jesus!" "Oh,yeah." "The pot made me forget." "I also drink now." "Tonight I had vodka,beer,and peppermint schnapps." "A lot of peppermint schnapps." "Hey!" "Hey!" "I am telling your mother." "Earth to dad." "She already knows." "Yeah,hey,hey." "Get up." "Get up." "Not now,tommy." "This is a bad idea." "Sex always leads" "No,no,no,no,no." "That's not it." "Colleen is smoking pot." "I know." "You know?" "What do you mean,you know?" "Yeah,and it's good pot,too,not the cheap shit we used to get." "Great,great." "That's--that's a great attitude." "You know,I told you years ago, pot's a gateway drug." "So tonight she comes home, not only is she high,she's drunk." " What" " Drunk,yeah." "Shit-faced." "Puked--yeah." "Was she driving?" "No,I think her 50-year-old boyfriend was handling the driving responsibilities." "Uh,he's 26." "And that's good." "That's good." "Why is that good?" "Because he doesn't drink." "Ok,but I'm pretty sure that she's banging this guy." "Yeah." "I know." "Look,she's on the pill." "You put her on the pill?" "Is that--insane." "To--I mean,you got the whole toolbox going." "Booze,penises." "I mean,I can't believe that I'm finally the moral compass in this family." "Yeah,well." "You're an enabler,that's what you are." "Yeah,yeah." "Shh." "When were you planning on telling me about this?" "Well,I was going to drop the sex bomb on you a while ago, but then this whole platonic living arrangement thing has been going so well." "Yeah." "You know,and then you always take the word "sex" as an invitation, so I didn't want to risk it." "And as for the pot and booze,well, check her birth certificate." "The last name's gavin." "Good night." "S-so that wasn't an invitation?" "Oh,my god,get out of here." "Daddy?" "What's a sex bomb?" "Oh,honey,that's,um-- tommy?" "It's nothing,honey." "It's a,uh--it's nothing." "Are you going to go to jail,dad?" "No,who said I'm going to jail?" "Well,mom,cousin eddie,father o'brien, all the kids at school." "I'm not--never mind father o'brien,ok?" "I'm not going to jail." "Smells like christmas out here." "That's not christmas,honey." "Oh." "Happy holidays." "Holy people, that on earth do dwell, sing to the Cheerful voice, lifts up with him his graceful sound, come kneel before him..." "Saber...saber... die,wizard!" "Die,die!" "Yeah!" "Shh." "Sorry." "I won." "Yeah." "Hey,you Hey,you won what?" "What is that,the,uh,the conquest trethfellon?" "I reached level 60." "I need to find a new game now." "Yeah,but wait a second." "That's not possible,rich." "That's the conquest trethfellon,right?" "It's the most intricate,difficult" "I kicked its ass!" "It took garrity 8 months to reach level 5." "You just beat the whole game in-- 4 hours,9 minutes--nigger!" "When are you going to marry my sister?" "'Scuse me?" "When are you going to marry her?" "Uh,we hadn't really" " I mean,you know, there's been a little conversation, but nothing,uh--oh,I get it." "You're,uh--you're worried that your sister and I are going to hook up and that you'll get left behind or sent off on your own." "Is that it,rich?" "Nigger!" "No,asshole." "I want her married so I can get on with my life." "Yeah,what life?" "My life!" "Ok,franco?" "Ok." "But I mean,you know,come on,let's be real." "You take classes at the center, you bag groceries at the food emporium like 3 days a week, and you sit around this apartment beating video games in record time." "I mean,other than that" "I want to get laid,franco." "How am I supposed to do that with my sister hanging around?" "I'm horny." "Nigger!" "You do realize in order to get laid you got to have a girl,right?" "I got a girl." "Really?" "I'm going to smack your face." "What?" "I got a girl." "Her name is barbara." "I met her at the center." "What,does she work there or is she one of the, uh,you know,your--your people" "Retards." "Yeah." "She has down syndrome." "She's partially deaf." "She's in a wheelchair." "But she's got the sweetest ass." "Yeah,but if she's in a wheelchair,how can you see it?" "They stand her up sometimes." "Uh-huh." "Um,listen,natalie and I,we got no plans as far as marriage is concerned right now." "Ok,as soon as that changes,rich,I'll let you know." "Make it fast." "I'm dying here." "Yeah?" "It's dr." "Brown." "I'm sorry--who?" "Dr. Brown." "Jeff,is that you?" "Jesus christ,eddie,you trying to get me shit-canned?" "Sorry,sorry,sorry." "I forgot." "I got the test results." "And?" "Dead on." "Oh,shit." "Are you sure?" "Yep." "All even." "This is wrong." "I think that's enough." "Ok." "Oh,yeah,that's rough." "Oh,god." "Oh,god." "Oh,god!" "Oh,yeah,that's it,that's it,that's it." "Just keep on saying that, 'cause if we get caught" "I can always say that there was prayer involved." "Yeah." "Oh,yeah." "No,I can't,I can'T." "I can'T." "Theresa,I can't do this." " I'm sorry." " What?" "Just stop it,ok?" "I was raised a catholic,for god sakes." "So I was a nun." "Oh,god." "Shit!" "Ow!" "Uh,hi." "Um,sorry." "Just,um... making sure the organ was ok." "It's,uh,it's fine." "Bless you all." "Hey,hi,maggie." "Are you going somewhere?" "I just--I was-- I was going to take a walk down to the you know?" "Maybe get a--a muffin." "Muffin face." "Is that--is that the big box of porn?" "Uh...oh,this box?" "Yeah,this--this-- this might have some porn in it,yeah." "Yeah." "You're throwing away the porn?" "Ok,look,maggie,a lot of wives, they would thrilled if their husbands were throwing away the porn." "They would see it as a--as a mature and committed act, and--and I think you should see this as a real positive thing." "You know,that's all fine and good,sean." "Only it's my porn." "Ok,well,you don't need it anymore,right?" "'Cause you got me." "Ha ha ha--put the box down." "Come on,maggie, I just want to be married for 2 seconds without the" "No,now!" " You see this box?" " Yeah." "This box is your friend." "It might even be your best friend." "Because it's the only thing breathing any life into our relationship at this point." "Maggie,we've been married 9 months." "Wh-what are you talking about, breathing life into the relationship?" "Everyone needs breath." "Everyone needs a spark,sean!" "Ok,and the spark is by watching some chick get double-teamed by guys with cocks the size of telephone poles?" "See,now you understand" "No,I don't!" "I don't understand,maggie." "I don't think you understand,either, that I might have a problem with this." "That this might make me feel,you know--inferior." " Oh,but sean,you have nothing to feel inferior about." " Really?" "Well,except for the fact that your cock isn't as big as a tele a telephone pole, but that's" "That's--ok,I'm going to work." "You know what?" "Enjoy your porn." "Sean!" "You don't want your cock to be that big." "Your life would be terrible." "You would not be able to buy pants." "Yeah?" "How's my favorite health nut doing?" "Hey,lost 5 more pounds." "Wow!" "What's that,30 total?" "35." "I go in for my stress test in a couple of days and back to full duty." "That's great,pop." "Hey,uh,how you doing,kid?" "I'm engaged." "What?" "You're kidding." "Nope." "Who's the lucky girl?" "Steven." "My boyfriend." "You actually thought it was a woman?" "No,no,no,no,no." "I mean,that's--that's--that's really great." "Great." "Is it legal?" "In massachusetts,yeah." "But,listen,it's not like a regular wedding service." "It's a commitment ceremony." "We exchange vows in front of friends and family, and I--I'd like you to... sort of be my best man." "Make a little speech." "Dad,you there?" "Yeah,uh,pete,sure I will." "I,uh." "I,uh... there's nothing that would make me happier than to do that for you." "Bullshit." "You got me there,but,uh..." "I'll be there,and I'll be there with bells on." "That's great." "Thanks,dad." "Yeah,sur to kiss the bride,do I?" "Not on my lips." "Gotcha!" "I'll talk to you later,pop." " Is that oprah?" " No." "Yeah,you,uh-- well,I was trying to get sportscenter,b everywhere." "This is crazy." "It still smells like puke in here." "Well,I--I used the glade." "Well,did you use the suddenly spring or the delicate petals?" "I--I--honey,we got bigger problems than the puke,ok?" "Colleen--sex with the boyfriend in front of the house last night,in the car." "How about that?" "Neighbors could've seen it,you know?" " What?" " So did we." "Honey,she's a kid." "She just turned 18." "I mean it's,you know" "You got me pregnant when I was 17." " Ok,that was" " In your truck,while we were drinking,and on quaaludes." "It was the seventies,ok?" "Freddy fender,pet rocks." "What did the super say?" "He's working on it." "He's,uh..." "All right,you ready?" " Ok." " Ok." "Ready?" "Ready ready." " Wow." " Shh,shh,shh." " Nice." " Shh,shh,shh... oh..." "Tom Tommy,you jinxed it." "I didn't jinx it." "He just-- he had--he drank his bottle too fast." "rub his back a little bit." "Oh,tommy,I know how to take care of kids." " I'm not telling you" " I had 3 kids,you know?" " I know." " I breastfed." "I bathed them,I diapered them." " I was just" " This baby hates me." "He doesn't hate you." "He needs to have his back rubbed,ok?" "Just take him." "I just gave him to you." "Honey,give him a couple more seconds." "Take him." "Tommy..." "Look,don'T...dwell on it,ok?" "It's just--you know." "This baby hates me." "He--honey,he's a baby." "He doesn't even know what hate is." "He's a gavin." "He was born to hate." "You know,come to think of it,I think he's all gavin." "Half johnny,half you." "Ok,you know what?" "This--if he was half johnny, he'd--he'd hate me,and he doesn'T." "He loves me--look." "Well,he still kind of looks like me,right?" "I mean,he's got the blond peach fuzz coming in." "Yeah,but that doesn't mean anything." "In a couple of months, he could end up with a full head of jet black hair." "I got to go." "No,tommy,tommy,please don't go." "Honey,I got to go to work,ok?" "Well,then we got to hire some help, because I am losing my mind here." "We went over this a million times,ok?" "I--you know, I can't work any extra jobs right now because of the kids, so we don't have money to" "No,I'm going to get a job." " Did you just say that you're going to" " Yeah." "I'll get a job." "I have friends who can sit for me." "What are you going to--what are you going to do?" "Real estate." " Well" " Like they--like you" " I'm good in sales." "You--what?" "You're good at" "Ok,tommy,what if you end up in jail and the F.D.N.Y. Cancels your pension?" "I'm not going to jail,ok?" "Tell you what,while you're out selling property, take little no-name with you and maybe he can sell some little tiny little properties¡ª" "Thank you,dr." "Laura." "I wonder if it's unhealthy to maintain a relationship with someone who's dead?" "Well, it's kind of one-sided." " Yeah, but it's" " It's one-sided and- well, you can't call it a relationship." " Why not?" "I can't" "Yeah?" "Hey." "Hey,was that--was that dr." "Laura?" "Yeah, my radio froze." "Dumb car, heater's not working." "What's going on?" "What's going on with teddy?" "Uh, giving the case to the jury within the week." "Looks good for him." "For you?" "Not so much." "Hey, tom, I heard from my guy inside the insurance company..." " Yeah, and?" " It's definitely your signature on both policies." " Life and fire." " Ok, I never signed anything." " Yeah, well, someone did." " Well, it wasn't me." "Jesus christ,tom,you have got to pull your act together,you know?" "Every time you go in there, you give them a different story, which at this point is making things look very,very suspicious." "Well, I--I can't remember everything,eddie." "All right?" "Yeah,well, being a drunken fool is just not going to fly." " You know?" "Tom,make something up." " So you want me to lie?" "Yes, through your goddamn teeth,I want you to lie." " Well--I can't do that." " You--you" "What's so funny?" "You can't lie?" "L-look,I can lie to,you know, my wife,my kids,the guys at work,you know?" "The guys at headquarters--cops." "Yeah,I can do that kind of lying." "That's like aaa ball,you know what I mean?" "But these--these are lawyers." "This is,you know--this is major league pitching here." "These guys, you know--I'm good,but I'm not that good." "Listen to me." "We have got one more shot at this, tom,day after tomorrow.All right?" "Now you come up with a story that makes plausible sense, practical sense." "Oh,and wear a dress shirt, for christ sakes,with a jacket." "Asshole." "...Difficult one to explain.Her dad was married" "Jesus..." " hey." " Hey." "Hey.What's going on?" "Freezing our balls off.The heat's out." "Thank god for propane,you know?" "Uh,fredo, you mentioned just a second ago,uh,propane." "Interesting fun fact--did you know that propane is both a liquid and a gas?" "At atmospheric pressure and temperatures above -44 fahrenheit, it's a non-toxic,odorless,colorless gas, and like natural gas, it has an identifying odor added to it so it can be detected readily." "Yeah, you" "You know,I still don't know what you guys like to talk about." "Pussy.That's always a good choice." "Hey,this just in,chief.The power's out." "Ah, jeez, when it rains,it pours." "We're on ***** so if you want to read or you want to take a shit or you want to do both at the same time, you better take one of these." "Jesus,tommy,you look like shit." "I was up and down with the baby most of the night,ok,so" " Oh,you know,you just missed your girlfriend" " Not my girlfriend,ok?" "Second of all--barely a firefighter,ok?" "Volley.Goddamn volley." "Yeah,volley or no volley, she pulled your ass out of a fire,bro." "That alone, you owe her dinner,right?" "Ok, I'm going to take her to dinner,ok?" " What's the big thing?" "I mean" " There's no big thing." "She lifted you up off a hot melting floor, she slung you over her shoulder," " she carried you outside-- - allegedly." "Like you yourself have done a million times." "Yeah,not to mention she probably slipped you a little tongue when she was giving you mouth-to-mouth.Right?" "Just like you yourself have done at least,you know" "Once.Ok?" "Did it once.Twice." " 2 times,that was it." " Hey,you know what?" "This is really weird about this." "Like the whole chick-saving-you thing, it's like a role reversal thing,you know?" "It's like lois lane saving superman." "My hoops are here.Guys,help my cousin unload this." "Will you get mikey,please?" " What?" "What?" "What hoops?" " Oh, basketball hoops." "Yeah,I got 2 brand-new backboards,N.B.A. Style." "I got floor paint, I got a brand-new box of balls,the whole 9 yards." " For what?" " For the b-ball court we're putting in the basement." " Hey!" "B-ball-- - what?" "Vito, how's it going?" "3 hours on the goddamn B.Q.E. With ****" "And cold goddamn coffee,that's how it's going." "Ok,I thought we were putting a street hockey court in--in the basement." " Nope.Nixed--new york nixed." " Since when?" "Uh,since last night." "Listen,I got a couple guys helping." "We're going to help you unload all this crap, ok?" "What do you mean, since last night?" "I don't" "We--we took a vote, ok?" "By email." "You can't--I don't do email." "You can't take a vote by email." "What smells like puke?" "You're a regular riot." "Can I talk to you over here?" " Funny guy, my cousin." " Yeah,he's very funny." "So you guys took a vote and I'm not included?" "What's that about?" "Look, we--the crew decided that matters concerning the future of this house should be voted on by guys who are actually going to be here in the future." " Ok, what?" "Huh?" " Yeah,well,you know, the word on the street is you're going to jail." "Ok,I don't know what street that is, but that's the wrong street," " 'cause I'm not going to jail." " I'm just saying" " Well,that's now what I hear." " Jesus." "I got a friend down at H.Q." "He says they're this close to getting rid of you." " Wh-what's your friend's name?" " Kenny o'connell." " Maybe he could help me out." " Nah, hates your guts." " Why?" " Well,he says at some christmas party a couple of years ago," " he was passed out" " Shaved his eyebrows,yeah,yeah,yeah." " That kenny o'connell,ok.Well" " They never grew back." " Really?" " Yeah." " That's a shame." " Yeah.Well,you know,I can give him a call." "It's better than seeing him in person." "It's just...all forehead." " Hey" " Stay away from my balls." "Did we or did we not have the worst firehouse basketball team in the history of firehouse basket basketball before 9/11,am I not wrong?" "Yes--no, no, you're right.It's true, but that was back when all we had to offer was franco and nels and those 8 spastic giants from the engine,ok?" " Yeah.What do you have to offer" " Listen, my spies are telling me that coming through the probie class right now is a black kid, afro-american,as kramer might say, who is so goddamn good as an outside shooter, people are calling him the next jackie ryan." " Jackie ryan--the jackie ryan?" " Yes, the jackie ryan." "And I'm making a play to get him assigned to this house, and if that happens,ok,you will notice a widening suspicious stain on the front of my person." "Do not be alarmed." "Just know that I'm very happy and go about your business." "Uh,mikey's laying down in the bunkroom." " So wake him up." " Yeah, I tried." " And?" " I mean,I think he's" "I think he's dead." "Look at him.He looks so peaceful." "That's because he's an idiot." "It's his look.In a fire,after a fire, on his way home from a fire,awake,asleep, it's always the same look.You check his pulse?" " I didn't--should I?" " No, see--that's your look." " He's peaceful,you're befuddled." " Get out of the way." " Uh, excuse me?" "Befuddled?" " Confused." "You know, I'm really pissed off about this basketball thing." "Excuse me,I know what befuddled means,thanks." "Yeah, it's because tommy just told you it means "confused,"asshole." "No, it's not." "I know because I just know, all right, jerk?" "Yeah, yeah, he's alive.Hey, mikey." " Hey, hey!" " Mike, wake up, buddy." "You allright?" "Oh, thank god.Hey." "Oh, hey, guys." "Wow." "How long was I out for?" "How the hell do we know?" "What time did you get here?" " I don't know." "I had a colon-scopy this morning" " Colonoscopy." "Oh, and they give you drugs and stuff." "Yeah, I guess shoving a 5-foot long camera up your ass falls into the "and stuff" category." "Well, my mom's been sick lately and there's a history of colon cancer in my family, so I thought I'd play it safe and check out the situation and stuff." "Yeah,you know,you say "and stuff" one more time, I'm going to shove my flashlight up your ass." "Yeah, that'd be the second time today." "Hey, did you vote "ye this basketball court thing?" " You looked stressed out,tommy." " Yeah, a little stressed out." "The basketball thing, haven't had sex or a smoke in 9 months, and I just found out everybody I know pretty much thinks I'm going to jail, so, you know, yeah--stressed?" "Yeah, little bit." " Well, hey, look at the bright side." " Which is what?" "When you're in jail,there's probably going to be a lot of black guys, and they're probably going to play a lot of hoops." " So?" " So when you get out, you'll be a lot better.Or good, at least." " See, that's his look." " What is it, angry?" " Murderous." " You're not getting that basketball court." "Yeah, what're you going to do, shiv me?" " So are you a, uh--you're a cat lover?" " I am, yeah." " You have cats at home?" " I do." "I have 4." "Oh, great, we--we have a bunch of cats trapped on the second or third floor." "Yeah, I heard them meowing and I went up there, but they're trapped up under this loft and they won't come down." " Poor things, they got to be frozen solid." " Yeah, well, cat-sicles.My favorite treat." "All right,lads." "Let's leave the tanks and bring the catnip." " Garrity, g-give him a hand." " Yeah." " Was it wrong that I called?" " Uh, no, no." "Trapped cats." "You know, one man's blessing is another man's 911 call." "Goddamn cats." "How come it's never anything worthwhile trapped inside a building,like gold ingots." "Musket and ingots within 5 minutes." "Sounds like someone's been playing scrabble with rain man again." "He had a lot of ts." " You're voting for that hockey rink." " What are you talking about?" "You're voting for that hockey rink, or I'm buying maggie more porn,yeah." " How did you know about that?" " Big black cocks,oh,yeah." "I know about it--her favorite genre." "Yeah,you're voting for that rink." "Now, you see, this is a wonderful apartment if you were a young couple with kids." "You have, uh, nice--lots of room, you have a beautiful draft morning, noon, and night, and there's no view, which, in this neighborhood, is a huge selling point." "You know,I can smell the cats." "I just can't see them." "Well, you know what, if they smell like puke, it's you, tom." " Hey, where are these cats?" " What are you asking me for?" "Come on, franco, the one time we actually need you to find pussy..." " Holy christ, what's this?" " Everybody all right?" " You all right, big guy?" " Whoa!" "Mikey, you all right?" " God, man!" " Whoa!" "All right!" "*Remember... *when you held my hand" "*say remember... *when you were my man" "*walk, talk, *in the name of love," "*before you break my heart, *think it over," "*roll it over in your mind" "*why don't you dance with me?" "*I'm not no limburger" "*why don't you dance with me?" "*I'm not no limburger" "*oh, yes, sir, *why don't you dance with me?" "*I'm not no limburger" "Get him up, get him away from the building." "Come on, tommy, we got to get out of here." "Come on, buddy." "Shit!" "What the hell happened?" "Well, the floor went and took part of the exterior wall with it." "We slid right out of the side of the goddamn building." "Yeah, thank god for all these stuffed animals, man." "We'd have been dead." " What's with him?" " Oh, he took a 2x4 to the balls when he landed" "First a colonoscopy, and then a 2x4." "Busy day for this kid's taint.Incoming!" "Jesus christ." "Well,at least we saved some of these cats, you know?" "I got one." "How many did we get altogether you think?" "Wait a second, where'd he go?" " Yeah, tommy's got one." " Well, that's 2." "That's pretty good." "Well, you know, one's good.One's good." " Man, hey." "I think the power's back, guys." " Oh, nice--heat!" "Very nice." " Hey, boys, how's it going?" " Hey, hey, hey!" "Yeah." "Had a buddy of mine owed me a favor over at con ed." "Had him come and rehook the whole neighborhood grid up." "Another guy I know came and kick-startd the boiler downstairs." "Tom, your wife called." "I sent that same guy over to your building," " and the heat's up and running there good, too." " Nice." " You want some coffee, boys?" " Yeah." "There's a fresh pot in there with some hot pizza in the kitchen." " All right!" "Thanks, chief." " Chief is back." " Good man." " All right." " Looking good, chief." " Thanks." " Hey, jerry." " Yeah, chief?" "Uh, I had a propane heater out here." " Yeah, down in the basement." " Thank you." " Fun fact about propane" " Pizza." "Saw you by sheila's old place the other day." "How's damien doing?" "He's doing all right." "He's like living in a studio over by N.Y.U.,You know." "Yeah, it's got to be tough for him not having his mom around to do everything for him." " Welcome to real life." " Yeah, no shit." "All right,fellas, here's the deal on the hoops situation." " Oh, we took a vote, chief." " No, there is no vote." "What do you think this is, a goddamn democracy?" "I come back to full duty in 2 weeks, and I don't want to listen to the hockey half of the house bitching and moaning about the b-ball half." "So I solved it." "Engine company's downstairs right now putting up one hoop and one hockey goal." "Ok, so let me get this straight." "Let me get this straight.We're going halfsies?" "Halfsies it is." "End of discussion." "Now I'm going home so this goddamn pizza isn't throwing me off my diet." " Enjoy, boys." " You're the man, chief." "You're the man." "I think what makes the most sense, and I've been trying to piece the evening together, is that she must have drugged me." "I think-- she couldn't get me to commit or submit to what she wanted,which was, you know, for me to give up my job as a fireman and to move into this house with her." "And I'll tell you something else--I'm-- she mu she must have forged my name on documents for that house." "What, um, what substance do you believe she might have drugged you with?" "But I Viagra or something." " I'm not going to say that." " Just say it." " I'm not saying it." " Say it." " I'm not." " Say it." " Get out of here." " Say it, wimp." " Hey, hey." " Oh, sorry, hey,it's me." " Hey." " Hi." " Hi." " I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to wake you, but it seemed like you were having a really bad dream,so..." "Oh, I was, yeah." " You ok?" " Yeah." "Oh, nice dress." "Oh--thank you." "I am, um,going to wear it to the dinner, so I'm glad you like it." "I got it at barney'S." "Usually I don't go there 'cause it's, you know,too fancy, but there's a warehouse sale twice a year, so I bought this and another one that I may wear,but probably this one." " Um, dinner." " Yeah, next tuesday night." " Do my knees look chubby in this?" " Uh, no." "No." "It's a little spanish place downtown and it's very, very expensive, and you're paying." "Oh, ok." "Now, this is...tuesday?" "We're going out?" "You know, after I saved your life, you asked me if there was anything that you could do for me" " and I said,"yes, you can take me to dinner."" " I--yeah." "Really haven't mentio so I decided to take the bull by the horns and wrestle it to the ground--give me your hand." "Look, it's very difficult for me to get into the city." "So I need a few days notice." "So tuesday night--say it." " What?" " Tuesday night--say it." " Yes." "Ow, tuesday." "Tuesday." " tuesday night" " Tuesday, 7:00." " Ok- jesus." "Ow." " No excuses." " Ok, but" " Ok." "Listen, I'll call you tuesday at 6:00 and I will give you the name and the address of the place, and, uh, toodles." "Ok, ok, you know, I have a brand-new baby at home." " Yeah, I don't care." " Uh, ok." "And, you know, I have a wife." "Tell me--an ex-wife." " But she lives with me." "0" " Don't care." " Ok." "Toodles." "Ow." "Are you sure you want to do his?" "Yes, I--I've been thinking a lot about it and I think that the fact that you like porn is,um, really special,so I want to do it for us,you know?" "Rather than be freaked out by it, I want to just embrace it,you know?" "I mean, you like some of my hobbies." " Like what?" " Uh, you know...walking." "Um, and my trains." "You really-- ok, actually, you don't, but I am going to do it for us." " Ok." " Ok, here we go.Ready?" "Ok." "*****" "****" "Hey, baby, I haven't seen richie since I got here." " Where is he?" " Uh, he called.He's at the center." "He's got some new friend down there or something." "Oh, right." "So, uh, I guess that means, you and me, we havesome alone time, right?" " I'm reading, franco." " Oh, come on, you want to fool around?" "I'm in the middle of a chapter." "Well, you know what?" "I'm in the middle of a chapter, too." "It's chapter 7, actually--franco needs sex." "Oh, ok, well, let's skip to another chapter." "What's chapter 2?" "Uh, franco needs sex." "Don't even ask about the other chapters." " They're all franco needs sex." " That's right." "Except for the last chapter, which is franco falls asleep after sex." " Come on, baby." " Uh, I'm almost done reading." "Give me 15 minutes." "You know, I, uh,I almost died today." " What?" " Yeah." "Yeah, we were in this,uh,this warehouse." "You know,the whole floor just--just collapsed." "It was a really weird fire." "If the side of the building hadn't blown out, the whole crew--we'd all be toast." "Oh, my god." "You poor guy." "Oh, come here." "...guess I have to almost die more often, huh?" "Oh, my god, that's so phony." "Maggie, come on--she's totally acting." "I've been with a lot of girls in my life and I've never heard a woman moan like that,ever." " No kidding." " What?" "Nothing." "Oh, and now the other guy shows up?" "Come on." "He's going to join in?" "That never happens.That's ridiculous." "What the hell's he going to do with the pepper mill?" " Sean, that's not a pepper mill." " Oh, my god." "Oh!" "So what are you going to say?" "Well, I guess we're going to find out,huh?" "You could just tell the truth." "Which would be what?" "That you were shit-faced and horny, and then we she got pissy and afraid," " you started pushing her around and telling her" " That's not what happened,ok?" " That's not the truth." " Don't talk over me now." " Don't talk over me!" " What are you doing, jimmy?" "That's your M.O. With her,ok?" "It's your M.O. With her and janet." "Just listen to me for" "Oh, there was a, uh, a bee in there.I think I got him." "We've got $2 million on the line, and you are totally screwing this up." "Look,I knew you wouldn't sign the policies yourself." "But I knew that it was the right thing to do." "Thank god I did it, considering the circumstances." "You're stuck with a newborn child and two other kids,tommy." "Listen,we get this money, you are never gonna have to worry about anything else ever again,all right?" "Colleen's college tuition,katy's college,a trust fund for the baby." "Janet can get her own house." "The insurance payoff is gonna be,like,close to $2 million." "And,um... we can cut that right down the middle." "I got an offer on the land where the house was." "400 grand." "I don't want your money." "You're not gonna do anybody any good sitting in prison,you big dum-dum." "What the--what are you doing?" "You had a little, like,baby stink on you." "And anyway,it's curious, by britney spears." "It's fancy." "Well,the Well,the mystery's over." "She's a whore,ok?" "I want to know what really happened that night,ok?" "All of it." "You know the truth,tommy." "You're an uncontrollable alcoholic with a heavy case of survivor's guilt." "A couple of big swigs,your guilt goes right out the window,bing,bang,zoom-- you're whipping off my panties and whipping out your dick." "I saw something about it on "oprah"--the whole grieving process?" "That's how men deal with death-- they want to have a lot of sex." "They think it kills off all the emotions inside." "Oprah said that?" "She did." "What,did you buy all new stuff for this place?" "Yeah,I did." "I went to this place on fifth avenue." "I mean,you can't fill a manhattan apartment with all the same stuff that you had in bay ridge." "So what,did you spend,like, the rest of the widow money?" "I needed a place to live." "I needed a change." "Damien's at nyu." "I wanted to be close to him." "Besides which,we pull this off, this apartment is just the tip of the iceberg." "What are you doing?" "I want the truth." "Ho ho ho!" "That bowl... cost me 5 grand." "Really?" "Yeah." "Mm-hmm." "What about this?" "Listen,I told you the truth already." "Ooh!" "Look,you can destroy this whole goddamn apartment." "It's not gonna make a shit lick of a difference." "Oh." "Oh,no." "Oh,no,no,no!" "Give me that!" "Give me that!" "No,no,no,no!" "Give me that..." "Nope." "I want the whole truth." "Ok!" "God!" "Ooh..." "You were sober-- you were sober when you first came over." "***" "I remember breaking the news to you,I remember you... getting pissed off,and I remember... watching the meerkats." "You were more interested in the meerkats than my feelings." "That's such a bunch of bull" " Anyhoo!" "We watched the meerkats for" " I don't know--like, minutes or something;" "I wasn't really paying attention." "And then,that's when I realized... that apparently,this entire time... you were making drink after drink for yourself." "Actually,you weren't even making drinks;" "you were just pouring these huge glasses of vodka for yourself." "I thought that you were drinking water." "And then,the next thing I know... you were all over me, and it was getting... really hot." "And then..." "What?" "You couldn't get it up." "I tried everything." "I did." "And then,the more I tried,the madder you got." "And then you flipped out, and then you picked up this, like,vase or something--I don't know-- and hit the gas lantern antiquey thing that I bought." "And so I ran upstairs to go get the fire extinguisher... and then I heard this-- this huge explosion, and you came running up the stairs to get me, and then I saw you--I saw you fall backwards down the stairs." "So... you're telling me... you tried everything?" "Even the... tongue thing that you sometimes do?" "I tried it... twice." "I got to go." "No,wait." "I--wait." "Where are you going?" "I got to talk to eddie." "My hearing's in,like,an hour." "I'll call you when we decide which story we're gonna use." "Christ." "It's not that funny." "Oh,no,it's not just funny,man,it is brilliant." "Shh." "What,huh?" "Brilliant how?" "Because,I am telling you, this is manna from heaven." "Well,I know it's good,but-- No,no,no,listen,listen." "Every time you been in there, you been feeding them this... convoluted couple of tales of alcohol and passing out and it's all pretty suspicious." "Mm-hmm." "Right,but this-- god damn, this is perfect,you know?" "First,it tells how the fire started,right?" "Right.It was truly accidental." "Yeah." "Second,it shows you doing your dead-level best to save her,which goes to character." "And third,it gives a plausible reason why you didn't want to confess to the truth in the first place--the fact that you couldn't get it up." "Shh." "Your limp,lifeless little dick might actually save your a your ass." "Works fine now." "5 more minutes,jerry." "It's lookin' good." "Hey,ma." "How you feelin'?" "You look good." "Oh,look who's here again." "Oh,hey,marlene." "Oh,and look at the balloons and the flowers." "You're a lucky woman,mrs." "Silletti, to have such a sweet boy to take care of you." "I have to shift her now." "She's got significant skin breakdown." "You can wait outside." "Oh,I'll stay." "It's quite painful,michael." "I'm not sure you want to be here." "No,I'm not leaving her." "Michael." "I'll stay." "Ok." "Here we go,mrs." "Silletti." "Ohhh..." "Ok." "Which one is he?" "Number 11,do-rag." "Whoo,shit." "Yes." "Kid's the second coming,isn't he?" "Yeah,he's the black jackie ryan." "Why can't he just be a kick-ass baller without being the black version of some old white guy?" "'Cause I'm a lieutenant." "I get to say what I want." "I could have said he was "the chocolate jackie ryan," but I didn'T." "Jesus,even basketball makes you think of chocolate." "No,basketball makes me think of pumpkin, which makes me think of pie,which makes me think of whipped cream." "This probie makes me think of chocolate." "Oh." "Man,he does have all the skills." "Yes,he does,and everyone out here just licking their lips for him." "Look,murph the surf,75 truck." "Jimmy the jew from 66." "Hey,you know,I thought jimmy was famous for,like,hating jewish guys." "Oh,gotcha." "We're gonna have to make this kid a serious offer." "Yeah,like what?" "I don't know." "You know,no grunt work-- no sweeping the floors,no cleaning up the shitter." "Nah,nah,tommy ain't gonna go for that." "Well,you know what?" "If we want a winning hoops team again, we're gonna have to pay the price." "They're gonna offer this kid the world." "Shit,the last time murph pulled a hot shooter out of the probie school, the kid didn't even see his first fire for,like,6 months." "Ok,now,look." "Laugh,put your arm around me like I said something funny." "What?" "Come on,he's coming right over here." "I want to promote racial harmony in the house." "Come on,quick." "All right,promise me I don't have to clean the kitchen after dinner next shift." "Blow me." "All right." "No kitchen deal,no racial harmony." "Here he comes." "Ok,ok,ok." "Fat-ass irish donkey." "You sneaky little spic." "Hello?" "Franco,it's me." "High-five me." "Uh,hey,what's going on,man?" "I need you to come get me." "Go low." "Uh,richie,I'm a little bit busy right now." "And I also need $2,000. 4." "What?" "Where are you?" "Oh,what?" "Is it impossible for you to put your own lunch in knapsack?" "You know,when I was your age" " You didn't have backpacks or buses or electricity." "Very funny,smarty pants." "Did you wake up your sister?" "She's already gone." "Oh,ok." "Good." "So go." "Go." "Go,go,go." "Mom?" "Mm-hmm?" "Does the new baby hate you?" "No,no,of course not." "It's just--he's colicky, which means" " He pukes a lot.I know." "Can we name him puke face?" "No." "Ok,go,go,go." "Go." "Bye,mom." "Bye,puke face." "Hey." "Flying colors,huh?" "Well,the doctors have to check all the bells and whistles,you know-- ekg and blood work." "Someone from headquarters will give you a call." "Ah,that's great." "Look,I never felt better in my life." "I just had to buy a new suit for my son's wedding." "Old one's too big." "Good for you." "Congratulations on both fronts." "Mm-hmm." "So do you like his fiancee?" "Yeah." "She's a real doll." "Good." "And as I was showing a customer these rings,your...son?" "Brother... in-law,possibly,in the future." "He grabbed one and stuck it in his mouth." "Nigger." "Ok,that's it." "Look,I don't care if he is retarded." "If he says that again,we're gonna have a serious problem." "Sir,I understand,all right?" "He's got,like,a tourette's thing going on and he's a little,you know,slow." "Richie,just please apologize." "No." "Rich." "I want that ring,franco." "Buy me that ring!" "That ring costs more than i make in a goddamn month,rich." "Hey,hey,yo." "I'm sorry." "We can't afford to buy anything in here,all right?" "Now,rich,please,say you're sorry." "I'm very,very sorry I tried to eat the ring." "And I'm sorry that we wasted your time tonight,ok?" "Come on,rich." "I'm sorry." "Whoa." "That is dope." "Uh,sir,I'm sorry." "Just on a lark,what would something like that ring right there-- what would that go for?" "That would be 37... hundred." "Hundred." "My girlfriend would love that one,too." "Yeah,well,you know, quite frankly,rich, we could buy your girlfriend a beveled glass doorknob and it'd keep her mollified for at least a month." "You know where to get one of those?" "Yeah." "Come on." "Dr. Lowry?" "Oh,mike." "Good morning." "Morning.She seems,uh,worse today." "She's--she's coughing a lot." "Mike,we got the most recent blood work back and the biopsy." "Yeah?" "It's not good." "She's she's got two more major malignant polyps, and the lower intestine is being eaten away very quickly." "We can't remove any more of it." "We could operate again, but we'd have to operate several more times over the next few weeks." "Or we could try another round of aggressive radiation therapy, which would significantly weaken her immune system." "I'm afraid that's her best chance." "So,um,she's gonna be fine then?" "Ok.Michael,I want you to listen to me very carefully." "It's not good." "The chances of your mother's recovery are very,very,very... slim." "You mean, like--like... like slim like when the red sox are down to the yanks 3 games to zero, and they're,like, suddenly" " Slim to none,ok?" "Slim to none." "Closer to none." "Much closer." "Wow." "Talk about dropping the bomb." "And that's my mom we're talking about,not some goddamn baseball team." "I--I know my mom." "She... she's like--she's like the babe ruth of moms." "If anyone can beat cancer,she can." "What?" "Mike,babe ruth--he,uh... he actually died from cancer." "Oh." "Yeah,ok." "Look,I'm really sorry,michael." "I'll talk to you later,ok?" "Hey." "Hey." "How's the coffee?" "Coffee's good." "Was that your,um" " That was--that was my porno,yeah." "Wow." "I just started thinking about it from your point of view,sean." "And I thought about it and i realized that I was wrong and you were right." "I was emasculating you in order to get myself off." "I was injecting my former fantasies into a present-day relationship." "Totally unfair,totally unnecessary,'cause I have you." "You are so sweet and gorgeous, and you're here and now." "So I'm all done with porno." "I'm all yours,sean." "Wow,that's--thank you so much,maggie,really." "That's just a really nice gesture on your part,really." "So good." "Ok." "Ok,'cause I was getting sick of always hiding that box." "Yeah,I was getting sick of looking for it." "Yeah,and always having to dust off those dvds." "Can't imagine how dusty they get." "Yeah." "Yeah,so I guess it's back to the old spank bank for mags." "Hey,honey,did you get my tampons?" "Honey,jesus." "Did you just say... maggie?" "Did you just say "spank bank"?" "Well,yeah." "Wow." "So you--you actually have a" " A spank bank?" "Yeah,yeah,a huge one." "Oh,I know,I know." "You think only men have spank banks." "But don't forget that I grew up around tommy,the king of the spank bank." "I learned from the master how to store up all my eager little fantasies and then access them in my mind whenever I feel the need to get off." "Huh." "I haven't done that in a while,though." "Speaking of which,don't you have somewhere you have to be?" "Well,I--no,I--not at all,really." "What,what?" "You don't have a spank bank?" "Yeah,of course I have a spank bank." "I'm a guy,but-- So am I in it?" "Yeah,yeah,of course." "You're in it in a variety of ways." "What about me?" "Am I in yours?" "Well,I--I'm gonna be putting you in this afternoon." "Maggie" " I just said I haven't been using the goddamn thing!" "Sean,sean,sean.Sweetie.Ahem." "I,uh..." "I feel,uh,like I'm better prepared to,uh, illuminate you about what went on that night." "And why would that be,mr." "Gavin?" "Well,um... you know,I've put--ahem--I've put some thought into it--ahem." "And I think,um,um... uh,you know,I'm more capable of--of presenting the facts." "Perfect." "We are eager to listen." "Um--ahem." "Does she have to be in here?" "Yes,she does." "She's the recording secretary." "Please,continue,mr." "Gavin." "Hey,tommy,how'd it go in there?" "It went fine,all right?" "It went fine." "Hey,don't worry about the chick,huh?" "All right?" "Who's she gonna tell?" "15,20 people,tops." "Look,the important thing is that sheila is backing us up." "We're ready for you." "Now after we get past this thing, the next fire you have to put out is the one down at headquarters,all right?" "I called down there about 10 times already." "Nobody's calling me back." "Fdny,man." "Ain't like it used to be." "It's all bea it's all bean counters and brown nosers now." "Guys like me?" "Dying breed." "Oh,yeah." "Yeah,with the drinking and the drugging and the mistresses and the lying and the cheating,yeah." "World ain't what it used to be,huh,tom?" "Hey,we got to go." "Teddy's jury just came in." "Is that good or bad?" "Look,if I had to bet right now on your case or teddy's,I'd have to call it even." "Why's that?" "Because they both hinge on the same thing." "Which is?" "Dead dicks.Ha ha ha!" "So,no slide show then,right?" "Dad." "Come on.I mean,you were such a cute kid." "Remember when you had that lead in the elvis musical?" ""Bye,bye,birdie." "" Dad" " Yeah,and how about the junior prom,the beach?" "Remember,tommy had that really,really bad sunburn?" "Dad,no slide show." "It's a wedding reception, not a birthday party." "Just a quick little speech." "Hey!" "Ok,I got it." "Who told you to move this shit?" "Hey." "Hey,jer,how are you?" "Well,I'm doing ok." "I just come back from my stress test,passed with flying colors." "That's great." "Yeah,it's great." "You believe these ...?" "What are you standing around for?" "Oh,wait,needles.Hold on,guys." "I told them to do that." "It's been just sitting there for about 5 years." "Nobody's touched it." "Just taking up space,so i figured I'd put the lockers back where they used to be, and then I want to take a couple of" " I touch it." "Huh?" "Yeah,me and chief pecker." "We got a best-of-7 going." "We play between shifts." "I'm up 3-nothing." "Oh.Oh,well,good." "Then I'll just have them throw it down in the basement so this way you guys" " No,you see,it's better up here." "That way,if we get a call, we just jump in the suburban." "You're shittin' me I mean, you want me to rearrange my rearrangement because of you two julio fangulios?" "Oh,ok.Hey,guys,guys." "Give us a minute,huh?" "Thank you." "All right,look,jer, this is your house." "I know that." "But me and chief pecker,you got to give us a break here." "What?" "Hey,look,we're covering for you, and we got no problem doing it." "Happy to help,jerry,but you come waltzing in here, these guys don't know which way to look." "I mean,it's hard enough to keep these mugs in line, but we're doing our best." "You can't keep whacking us off at the knees like this." "Oh,is that what I'm doing?" "I'm just saying,jer" " And I'm just saying to you,needles, you just shut your mouth and tell chief peckerhead to do the same thing." "You want to go and play chief,you go play in some other goddamn house." "This is my house." "I make the rules,all right?" "These are my guys." "I keep these mugs in line,and that's including you and the other guy." "Now,I'm gonna go upstairs in my office and get it ready for when I come back to full duty in a couple of weeks." "You want to make yourself useful?" "Go get me a cup of coffee." "Make it black." "Get that piece of shit out of here and put the lockers back where I told you to." "Hello?" "Yeah, this is she." "Her absence?" "When, today?" "No, no, that's not possible." "No, I mean, I didn't see her leave for school this morning." "I have a new baby here, but every other day this week, she's left at her regular time." "3 days?" "Ok, thank you." "A victory celebration this morning at the courthouse in lower manhattan, as 54-year-old theodore gavin is being released." "Gavin's closely watched murder trial ended moments ago when the jury handed down a not-guilty verdict, a result influenced in no small part by the very vocal support gavin received from the mothers against drunk driving." " Mr. Gavin, how do you feel?" " I feel great!" "I want to thank the girls from mothers against drunk driving." "They do nice work, and the first thing I'm gonna do today is raise a glass in their honor." "Not while driving, of course." "Mr. Gavin, now that you're a free man, what are you looking forward to most?" "Oh, I'm looking forward to a lot of things:" "A nice, big breakfast, a trip up to aqueduct, and finally being able to sleep on my stomach again!" "See ya!" "So how's your thing going, tommy?" "Well, I'm waiting to hear, you know?" "Good.I hope you don't have to go to jail." " Yeah, me, too." " What'd you say that for?" " Hello?" " I'm trying to be nice." " Hey, it's me." " What's up?" "Hey, colleen hasn't been to school in at least 3 days." "What?" "Yeah, and that's not the worst part." "I think she may have run away." " Why?" " Why?" "Oh, let's see.Your affair with her aunt, your possible jail sentence, your drinking." "Yeah, how about your affair with my brother and then having an affair with me while you're having an affair with my brother, huh?" "How about that?" "Sorry, it's the wife." "You know?" "I don't mean "why"-- psychologically, emotionally "why"" "I mean, "why do you think she ran away" why?" "Because she emptied out her bra and panty drawer, and no girl does that unless she's leaving for a long, long time." "Hey." "When a girl takes off and she takes all her bras and panties with her, what does that mean?" "It means she's going to the laundromat." "Really?" "Yeah, and she's never back." "Where are you?" "I'm in a car with teddy and ellie." "He just got off." " Oh, um, tell her I said hello." " Janet says hello." " And congratulate teddy." " I will." "And call the police about your missing daughter." "Ok, first of all, you can't file a missing persons report for, like, the first 48 hours." " 24." " What?" "24 hours." "You can file the report in 24 hours." " How old is she?" " 18." " She have a boyfriend?" " Yeah." " Is he in a band?" " Yeah." "She'll be home in two months." "Two months?" "!" "Jesus!" " Ok, calm down." " How do you know?" "Well, I ran away with a lead guitarist when I was 18." "Then, two months later, I found him in bed with a groupie." "What'd you do?" "I joined in." "What do you mean, what did I do?" "I threw his guitar out the window and then I called my mother." "Is her boyfriend a lead singer?" " Uh, yeah." " Yes." "Well, then that's totally different." " That's different." " It is?" "Yeah, she'll be back in two weeks." " Two weeks?" " Take it easy." "Honey, stop crying." "That is not me, tommy." "That's the baby." "Give him some benadryl." "All right." "You know what, honey?" "Hang on a second." "You got a pen?" "What's this guy's name?" "Oh, uh, it's so italian." "Verucci." "Verucci, ok." "Where's he live?" " I don't know." " Great." "What's the name of the band?" "Christ, uh... something... fake baby head." "Why?" "Never mind why, ok?" "Here you go." " Jameson'S." " What?" "My mother.When we were babies, she used to put a little drop of jameson's in our bottles." "Worked like a charm." "Not in this family." "I'll call you back." "You know where the secret ingredient in jameson comes from?" " Where?" " The gavin dna." "Hey, if you see a liquor store, pull over." "See?" "That is a bad idea, tom." "Here's one." "Tom, it's a bad idea." "Pull over, eddie, pull over." "All right." "I'll see you guys later." " It's a bad idea." " Yeah, it's a bad idea." "I'm doing it." "I'll see you later." "Tom Tommy." "Tom." "Hey, tom, he's right.It's a bad idea, but since you're going in anyway, could you get me a bottle of cristal?" "Yeah, right." "Screw.I'll see you later." "Not those little shooters" " Screw!" " Would you shut up?" "Hey, I've been away for a year." "Sir." "Hey." "Um... give me a bottle of... johnnie walker blue." "Ok." " Yeah?" " "Yeah"?" "Uh, that's a nice greeting." "Who's this?" "It's nona, you asshole." "Hey, nona." "Uh, what's up?" "All right.So are we on for thursday night?" "Oh, shit." "You know what?" "Nona, I" "Tommy, you owe me." "I know." "You know what?" "I'm not really dating right now." "Oh, please." "Yeah, right." "I bought a goddamn dress." "Ok, I understand, but, you know... it just doesn't make any sense, nona." "I got my--you know, I got a baby, I got my wife." "Oh, please, not with the wife again." "Ok, you know what?" "My daughter's missing." " What?" " Yeah." "My daughter ran away." " Oh, my god." " Yeah, ok?" "I cannot believe you would stoop to this level of bullshit." "I'm not bullshitting, ok?" "She ran away with her stupid rock star boyfriend." "Ok, ok, fine." "Sorry." "Yeah, you--you should be, all right?" "So everything takes a back seat until I find her." "Yeah." "Right." "Ok." "I got to go." "Jesus." " How much?" " $229.98." "Jesus christ." "It's whiskey, right?" "40-year-old whiskey, sir." "What, are you charging me 8 bucks a year?" "There you go." "Michael." "How are you feeling?" "I want you to do something for me." "Anything, ma." "Kill me." "I'm--I'm sorry, mom." "The machines and so much stuff." "I couldn't quite catch what you said." "Kill me." "Tonight, if you can." "But, ma..." "I don't want a long, slow, ugly death, stuck in here with these vultures looming above me, waiting for me to waste away, sucking all the money I have left into their medical vacuum." "I just want to leave with dignity." "Promise me you won't let me waste away like this." "Promise me." "I love you, mom." " I don't know if I can" " You have to." "I don't want to die a penniless vegetable." "Put me out of my misery." "Please." "Ok." "I'll do it." "Good." "Mommy loves you, baby." "Now go find something to kill me with." "Honey, I got to get something out in the open." " What?" " I know how you are." "You're into guys that are cooped up, and once they get sprung, you lose interest." "At least that's how it's been, right?" " Oh, but" " Let Let me finish, darling." "The way I feel about you," "I'll cut right to the chase." "You want to let me go, do it now." "Don't drag it out." "I'd rather get my heart broken now." "Oh, theodore." "You're right." "I used to be that way." "But I've changed." "Your love has transformed me." "I will never leave you, never." "Oh... that's fantastic." "I got to go to the can." "Hey, where do the probie wannabes come out after their-- thank you." " Kenny shea." " Hey, jimmy the jew." " Not funny." " Very funny." "If you're waiting on that black point guard, get in goddamn line." " Who says I'm waiting on him?" " Common goddamn sense." " He's mine." " Oh." "You know, here's a heads-up." "A guy named abraham lincoln freed the slaves, and then lbj, he re-freed them." "This was decades ago." "One more thing." "There's millions and millions of jews roaming the world, untethered, including right here in the big apple." "Hell, you might as well call it the big bagel now." "I'm gettin' that kid, all right?" "And if you try to steal him away from me," "I'll use any piece of dirt I can dig up on you or gavin or anyone else in your lowlife goddamn house." "Anything." "Yeah, well..." " good luck with that." " Yeah." "Johnny always got me one of tse on my birthday." "He knew I loved the stuff." "It was during the 6 months or so it'd take me to polish it off that every time I looked the label, I'd see his name and I'd think of him." "I still think of him, tommy." "Every goddamn day, I think of him." "We all do." "But, you know, you can't go banging around every day with that kind of guilt, you know?" "I mean, my job..." "I get 5, 6 shoulda woulda coulda situations a year, and..." "I mean, 9/11 alone." "That morning, I got a" "I got a million shoulda woulda couldas just from that morning alone, you know?" "I know, man, but... he was my partner, you know?" "Anyway..." "How's--how's the baby?" "Spitting image?" "He looks, um, a lot like his mother, actually." "So, um, you remember when at johnny's funeral, you said, you know, any time I needed anything, you know, I could call you?" "Yeah, anything." "Look..." "I feel like..." "I feel like I owe your family so much, man." "Right." "Anyways... do you remember colleen, my oldest?" "She ran away with her scumbag boyfriend." " She's 18 now?" " Yeah." "Her mother just, you know, completely yessed her to death from the time--she's spoiled." "I mean, when she was small," ""yes" this, "yes" that, "anything you want, sweetheart,"" ""yes, yes, yes." Blah blah blah." "Now, of course, you know, she's 18 years old and then pulls the ultimate test on her mother- she runs away from home." " Actually... in a lot of these cases, tommy, both parents are at fault, bro." "Yeah." "You gonna help me or what?" "We usually wait at least 24 hours." " Plus, she's legal, bro." " I understand.Are you even gonna cut me some slack or what?" "Yeah." "Give me the boyfriend's name." "This is his name." "That's a band name." "He's in a band." "Now I don't have an address or anything, but colleen told her mother that his band plays in all those joints down on the lower east side, so..." " Least I can do, bro." " Yeah." "I would hope so." "Huh?" "I said johnny--johnny'd be proud." "Always here, man." "Are you worried?" "Huh?" "I said are you worried?" "Yeah, I'm worried." "Well, how can you fall asleep, then?" "Because somewhere between... me sleeping with her aunt and you sleeping with her uncle, I thought maybe we'd come to a little bit of a mexican standoff." "Ow!" "God damn it." "You slept with sheila first." "Ok, ok." "Yeah, when we were separated." "Who had sex first, huh?" "Oh, that we can prove?" " That might be her." " Ok." "You stay here." "I'll go." "Just the neighbors." " You want a water?" " No." "Hey." "Colleen?" " Tommy?" " Yeah." "You all right?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "Tom Tommy, the baby." "Yeah, ok." "I got it, I got it." " Any word on mike's mom yet?" " No, nothing." "He's basically just gonna move in with her, sit in the room and wait." "Hey, you got something." "Huh?" "What?" "Hey, why are you touching me?" "You had some schmutz on you." "Sorry, it's the baby." "Hey, guys, uh, can I ask you something?" "Oh, here we go." "What?" "What do you mean, "here we go"?" "Well, whenever you say, "hey, guys, can I ask you something?"" "We're either gonna end up in some ridiculous, dead-end, incredibly moronic conversation, or you're gonna say something so stupid that we're gonna spend the night unable to sleep because we keep thinking back about what you said" "and laughing our tired asses off, not like it's gonna stop you." "My grandmother's lemon chicken, by the way, so eat slow, you dumb irish micks." "Proceed, sean." "Thank you." "Ok, you know how, uh... porn has come out, like, on dvd, so it's, like, really cheap and available and you can go onto the internet and it's, like, right there, kind of pop-uppable..." " Yeah?" " In your face?" "Well, here's my question:" "Do you guys--you know, do you still use... the old spank bank?" "Finally, a perfect fit for some fine dinner conversation." " Congratulations, garrity." " You're welcome." "I'll play." "My wife's a snoop." "I don't use a computer." "I hate my wife and I have a lot of romantic regrets, so my spank bank's open every goddamn day." "Who you got, "t"?" "Ellen degeneres." "What?" "You guys seen her dance?" "Ok, you know what?" "It's official now." "You definitely need some sleep.Nils?" "This chicken." "Jesus, lou." "Yeah, well, my grandmother will be very proud." "Thank you." "Frank?" "Um, yeah, you know, I usually keep a rotating stable of, like, a dozen or so women in my bank:" "Famous chicks, chicks I've saved in fires, chicks I meet at my actual bank." "That's my bank spank bank." "But ever since I met natalie, you know, she's the only one in there." "I might be in love." "Love in the spank bank." "That allowed?" "Well, in franco's case, we'll make an exception." "Who do you got, lou?" "Well, you're assuming I get to jerk off, which... in my case, seeing as how I'm dating a sex-crazed ex-nun, it's not the case." "I make a move for my joint, 9 times out of 10, she's already saddled up and ready for the ride." "All right, well, when you were jerking off?" "An eclectic mix:" "Jessica lange, jessica biel." "Jesus, lou, she's old enough to be your daughter." "Yeah, bingo." "Sally field." "Now or "gidget"?" "No, "flying nun," which might explain my current situation." "How 'bout you, hot stuff?" "Well, at this stage of the game, my wife's got a bigger bank than I do." "I'm eating." "Let me think, though." "Scarlet johansson." " Oh, yeah." " For sure." "Jennifer aniston, jennifer garner, uh, barbara hirsch." "Who?" "She was this chick I went to high school with." "Uh, brittany klein, another chick I went to high school with." "Karen posnowski." "Whoo!" "She was on the swim team." "Uh, janet." "Uh, let's see." "This chick I met, um" "Janet who?" "What?" "Janet who?" "Janet... uh, jana...kowski." "She was, uh, on the debate team." "She was so hot." "She was really--she could really debate." " Who else?" " Uh" " Shit." "Give me the knives." "What?" "What's happening?" " Give me your knife." " What's happening?" "I don't understand." "Anyway, where was I?" "Uh--oh, the chick that we-- remember the--remember the" "I think you were talking about my wife," " that's what I think." " No, god!" " I was not talking--your wife?" " Yes, you were." "You're jerking off to my wife." "No!" "Oh, my god!" "That's what you said." "Yes, you did." " Tom, I would never" " You just said it." " Yes, you did.You said" " I did not." "Yes, you did.Yes, you did." " Yes, you did." " I d I did?" "Yes, yes." "Ok, I did, but let me explain." "It was the picnic a few years ago, ok?" "Remember, she showed up with the white blouse on and it was kind of see-through, you know, and then we had a water balloon fight!" "I mean, come on!" "The water balloon fight?" "Come on.You guys remember the water balloon fight, right?" "Come on." "Guys, help me out." "Oh, my god!" "Come on!" "Ohhh..." "Tommy, listen." "You're jerking off to my wife?" " I never jerk off to janet" " Ah, ah, ah!" "Don't use her name in the same sentence." "Ok, if you just let me explain, it's very innocent." "Ok, yeah." "Explain, explain." " In my mind..." " In your mind." "She--she just kind of wanders in" " and she happens" " She wanders in where?" "She wanders into my mind, and she comes in wearing the same white blouse, and it's see-through and wet and clingy," " and she tries to seduce me, ok?" " And she does what?" "She--she tries to seduce me, ok?" "She tries to un--un..." " blouse herself." " Janet tried to unblouse herself?" "From the clingy, wet blouse, but here's the thing." "I don't--I don't do it." "I run--I run away." "I run into the arms of janet-- janet-fer aniston." "You believe--this is-- he's married to my sister and he's jerking off to my wife." " No, I'm not." " I mean, I--I--y-yeah." "It's just a matter of time before my 18-year-old daughter." "Excuse me." "Come here!" "Never fails." "Yeah?" "********* ******" "They said that we should know something in the next couple days." "Who Who was the guy?" " What guy?" " The guy." "I know." "Just kidding." "What do you mean?" "You don't remember him?" " No." " That's my vollie." "That's my lifesaver." "He's the one that pulled me out." "You're dating the guy who saved your life?" "Yeah!" "He's cute, he's sweet, he's strong." "He's 12, ok?" "Such a cliche." "You know what?" "I got to tell you something." "You know what?" "I got to go." "Hello?" "Hey, nona, what's going on?" "You ready for our, uh, big date?" "Oh, tommy." " Yeah, I thought you had a, um" " No." " You gonna back out on me?" " No." "So, I thought you had to find your daughter." "Yeah, yeah, we found her." "Oh." "Well, that's great." "So thursday, right?" "Yes, it's a date." "All right." "I'll call you tomorrow." " Ok." " All right." "Luis, what's up?" " I got her." " You found her?" "Yeah." "Ninth, between "c" and "D."" "Ok, I'm on my way." "This guy's been picked up before, tommy." "Drug possession, drunk and disorderly, multiple times." "Yeah, what a surprise." "I got no reason to shake him down right now, so... hurry up." "Ok, I'm coming now." "I'll be there in 5 minutes." "Guys, they found colleen." "Let's go." "Hey!" "Where you going?" "They found colleen." "Faster, nils." "Hey, tom, we're not even legally on a call, all right?" "You know, you got insurance investigators breathing down your neck, we got headquarters crawling up your ass." "Do you really want more shit on the plate right now?" "It's my goddamn daughter, lou." "Jesus, tommy." "I didn't think you were bringing The ninth cavalry with you." "Are they here?" "Yeah, apartment 4f." "This Building here." "You gotta let me know," "I don't really have a plan right now." "Hey, garrity,bring that halligan." "Tommy, go easy." "I'm outta here." "Tommy!" "What?" "Is there a fire?" "Excuse me." "Colleen!" "Excuse me." "What's going on?" "Colleen!" "Whoa." "Whoa." "Where is she?" "You must be mr." "Gavin." "Colleen." "That's mr." "Gavin to you, ok?" "That's what i just said." "What?" "Shut up, ok?" "Colleen." "Daddy?" "Oh, my god." "Ah, ah." "Blinders." "Blinders." "Blinders." "Yeah, yeah." "Let me tell you somethin'." "Yeah." "This better not go in the" "It's not goin' In the spank bank." "Better not." "I promise." "Right." "Go ahead." "Go put some clothes on." "Let's go." "We're goin'." "Let's go." "What?" "Come on." "Jesus." "Mr. Gavin, please." "It's not what it looks like." "Fake baby head?" "That's the name Of my new band." "Yeah, you can, um, Hit him now." "Wh--please, mr." "Gavin," "Just let me just explain, ok?" "Explain what, how you Kidnapped my daughter?" "He didn't!" "You know what?" "God, dad!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "What?" "!" "Dad, this is so embarrassing." "Get your" "What can i say?" "She's in love with me." "She's--let me explain Something, ok?" "She's an 18-year-old Filled with raging" "Hormones who also happens to be A rock-'n'-roll fanatic,all right?" "If that couch was the Lead singer in fake baby head," "She'd be having sex with it, ok?" "You follow?" "Yeah, i do." "All right, good." "Look, i" "Ooh." "Whoa." "You touched me." "Guys, did you just see that?" "No,no, no.eyes down." "We got the blinders on." "Ok, look up now, assholes." "Look, sorry." "I was just Trying to get your attention." "Oh, you--you got my attention." "Come here." "Come over re." "Yeah." "Let me ask you something?" "Does that, uh,nose ring hurt?" "What?" "The nose ring." "Does it hurt?" "No." "No?" "That's interesting." "Um," "How about now?" "Huh?" "Stop." "No." "Daddy!" "I'm not going." "Grab her jacket, guys." "Let's go." "Out, out, out," "Colleen." "Colleen.let's go." "Dad, get off of me!" "Get in the truck." "Stop it!" "No!" "Get in the truck." "No!" "No!" "I'm not going with You anywhere." "Sto p it." "Stop!" "Get in the goddamn truck." "No!" "I'm not going with you!" "I told your mother i was Bringin' you home." "Let's go." "No!" "I can't live with Your shit anymore!" "Ok?" "there's no screaming or Fighting or drinking here." "Ok, there's a little bit of drinking, but" "But i never wake up to find my Father passed out on the couch." "You don't own me anymore." "I'm legal!" "And i'm staying here with someone who Loves me and who treats me with respect." "Eat shit and die, Dad." "Go to hell." "Colleen." "You know, you could have come to me And we could have discussed a plan" "A plan based on common sense," "Ok, on how she felt And on how i felt." "But no,as usual,all you could do Was think about how you felt." "You know, at this point," "I would think that acting like an animal Would no longer even be an option." "You know, w-when are you gonna get it" "Through someone in the face Is not going to solve anything?" "Huh?" "When?" "Oh, my god." "Is he asleep?" "No." "I don't think so." "Shh.shh, shh, shh, shh, shh." "You know what?" "Keep--keep criticizing me." "I think It's--i think it's workin'." "What?" "Yeah." "Lay it on me." "It's not like that's gonna be a problem." "I mean,i could go on all day about What a lousy father you are." "That's right." "Hmm?" "And about how controlling And manipulative you can be." "That's right." "Daddy's very controlling." "Yes, he can." "Ok, you wanna know What you're gonna do?" "What?" "You're gonna go back to tony's And you are gonna apologize." "I certainly am not." "No, i'm not." "Tommy, you are going over there To apologize.i'm not apologizing." "Because that is the only way that We might get our daughter back." "And now," "I'm gonna continue to bad-mouth You from this other room here" "Because the mere sight of Your daddy is making me sick." "And now you," "Your daddy is a selfish, Selfish prick." "Mm-hmm." "Yes, he is." "You gotta do Somethin'for me, stu." "I gotta be able to Take that test again." "Jerry, i looked at your file." "Your heart, you got Permanent damage." "I'm in the best goddamn Shape of my life." "Doesn't matter." "Could run a goddamn marathon," "But have a heart attack Clipping your toenails." "Plus all that shit in Your lungs from ground zero." "I'm not saying you're Gonna die tomorrow," "But i wouldn't be buying Green bananas, you know?" "Jesus, stu." "I'm kidding, sort of." "Look,the department Can't take the chance." "They give you another Shot at the test" "You croak during it or on The job later,they're screwed." "Your family could take the City to the goddamn cleaners." "Look, i got some cash." "It's not much, but we could Grease somebody's palm." "You" "Jerry, stop." "Time to hang it up." "I gotta get back, stu." "I got nothin' else." "Ok, let me run something by you." "I got an opening in my department here." "I could use a vet like you." "What, pushing' a pencil?" "You move paper around,look Busy a couple hours a day." "Jerry, i'm 10 years down here." "Life ain't so bad." "10 years chained To a desk,huh?" "Beats bustin' your Hump out on the job." "You don't freeze In the winter." "You don't sweat In the summer." "Take home a nice paycheck," "And you got somewhere To go 5 days a week." "And, oh,heh." "You don't burn to death." "Think about it, huh?" "Hey." "How are you?" "Good." "Good." "What are ya readin'?" "Um, article about, Uh,john mccain." "Thinkin' of votin' For him." "Good man." "I think he's the-- He's the way to go in..." "Really?" "Two thousand--yeah." "I'm-- I'm not done with it yet." "You all right?" "Yeah, fine." "Why?" "I don't know." "You just --you look a little, uh," "Weary,sleepy, somethin'." "Newborn baby At home." "Hello." "Right." "Yeah." "Of course." "Not to mention," "My wife bustin'my balls About that colleen thing" "Heh heh." "Yeah." "She wants me to Apologize to the stupid prick." "Yeah." "The--the baby?" "No, no." "You're--of course you're Not talkin' about the baby." "You're--you'r Talkin'about" "Colleen's..." "Yeah." "Yeah, boyfriend." "Ahem." "Right." "Imagine me goin' and Apologizin' to--pss pss" "That guy?" "Yeah." "I...i mean..." "Yeah." "I mean, i can" "Imagine it." "You know,i think you were a little --i'm gonna stop talking now." "What are you" "What are you watchin'?" "It's a--pfft." "It's a gay guy sellin' Revitalizin'skin cream." "Is that like a soap?" "No, it's like a --you know,face cream." "So gay, you know?" "like..." "Yeah.i mean,you want Cream on your face," "Right,blow your boyfriend." "Ha ha ha ha!" "Hey, you know what?" "Mikey uses that stuff." "I've seen it." "This stuff?" "Yeah." "He's got it." "Here?" "Yeah." "I've seen it in his locker." "He puts it on before And after every shift." "Pussy." "Yeah." "We should bust his balls about that." "Yeah." "No, definitely." "Jesus." "Look like a hag." "Hey." "What're you doing?" "Oh, i was" "For some, uh, Toothpaste, and..." "Good morning, gents." "This rolled onto the floor." "What're you doing with My reading glasses?" "Uh, they--they were on The floor with this cream." "Hey, listen." "Garrity said" "Janet wants you to apologize to" "That little prick jagger so you" "Can get colleen back." "Yeah." "You believe that shit?" "I mean, apologies don't mean Shit to a--to a teenage girl," "All right?" "You gotta take a Beating if you wanna win her back." "What do you mean, like "take a beating" take a beating?" ""take a beating" Take a beating?" "Gonna have to go over there." "You're gonna have to mix" "It up again with him, But this time," "You do You gotta get him so pissed" "At you that he really really, Really just wants to kill you." "You know, so just be yourself." "And then you take the beating Like the little bitch that you are." "Daddy's little girl Kneels by your side," "Tears.all of a sudden, He's the shitheel." "You're the victim." "Get a little Of that sympathy goin' your way." "I don't know if i can Do that, lou." "I just" "Aw, you can do it." "You do it for colleen." "I'll go with you.don't worry About it.it'll be fun." "Oh, yeah." "Hey, mary kay, What are you doin'?" "Oh, i--i just --i got this new stuff." "It's a skin moisturizer for men." "It's got all, like,these Vitamins and nutriments in it." "Yeah." "It's also A breath freshener." "Right.i saw it on Oprah a couple weeks ago." "Really?" "Yeah." "It's, Like--not only moisturizes," "But it's like,antiwr antiwrinkle," "Like,reduces pores And fine lines and," "Like--oh, it covers Blemishes and acne scars,too." "You want to try it?" "Yeah, hold on just a second." "Yeah, yeah." "Just as i thought." "Balls." "No, thanks." "Hey, kid, that Stuff really work?" "Uh, yeah." "You want some?" "Yeah." "I'll just put a little Bit under my eyes, maybe." "Oh, it's great for that." "It lightens up dark circles." "Oh, really?" "Yeah." "I saw some thing about that On the home shopping network." "Oh, yeah." "Just like this?" "Uh-huh." "Put--put a Little around your mouth." "It's, like, Great for frown lines." "What are you sayin'?" "Well, you--you do Frown a lot, tommy." "Jesus christ i look like Walter matthau, jr." "This is really nice, like," "Me being able to help You out,you know?" "Yeah." "Heh heh." "You got more of this shit?" "Yeah." "I mean, i-- I can get more." "Does it come in, like, One big tub instead of..." "No, just--just Those little tubes." "Oh, ok." "You know, tom.heh." "It's just nice, like, Talking,you know?" "Like, maybe we can" "Go out and grab, like, Dinner sometime or somethin'," "You know,talk some more." "Talk about what?" "Stuff that's going on at home" "Stuff." "You know," "Like my mom's been really Sick lately,you know," "Gettin' worse." "I thought she was Gettin' better." "No." "Ooh." "Stuff's got, like, A real, like, uh," "Cooling action goin' on." "She's gettin' worse, tommy." "You know, It worries me," "And it sucks i don't have Anybody to talk to about it." "That's why i'm sayin' maybe We can go grab something'." "No." "Yeah." "Hi." "You ready For our big date?" "Oh, the big date." "When's that?" "Tomorrow night." "I will pick you up." "You know what?" "Can't do it." "Um, somethin' came up." "What came up?" "Death." "Death?" "Yeah, yeah." "Uh, The proble's mom died." "Well,she's not dead." "She's, like--she's," "You know,kind of On he--death's door." "You know, She's--i don't think" "She's gonna make it Through the night," "Bullshit." "It's not bullshit." "I got the guy right here." "You want me--you want me To put on the phone?" "Yeah." "Put him on the phone." "I-- I can't put him on the phone." "The poor guy's grief-stricken." "How you doin',mike?" "I'm fine." "He sounds ok to me." "Yeah, well, you know, He's in one of those stages." "You know,they have the 3 stages when people die." "It's grieving,d-denial, burial." "He's in the denial phase." "All right, so you guys are You going to the hospital" "We've been to the hospital The last 3 nights," "And the food sucks there so I'm takin' him out you know," "Throwin' some good food Into him so he can,you know" "Get ready to be an orphan in The next 48 hours or so." "So where you guys going?" "Where we going?" "I'll tell you" "Where we're goin'." "We're goin'to,uh, frank's." "Angelo and maxie's." "Frank angelo and maxie's." "It's a new place." "Look, nona," "You're an attractive girl." "I like you, ok?" "Yeah, whatever." "When are we going out?" "It's just a scheduling problem, You know." "I mean, sh--look." "Truthfully i don't think this Broad's gonna make it through," "You know, the rest of the week," "So--you know, unless she lingers" "And goes into a coma or somethin'." "But that's not a problem for me, Cause i date during comas." "Actually been on a Couple dates with people who" "Were in comas while we were On the dates, i think." "Hello?" "Nona?" "That was rude." "So we're on, then?" "No." "Aw, come on, tom." "I mean," "It's just--you know," "You know what?" "One hour, No appetizers, no drinks beforehand," "And you're paying for everything." "Yeah." "No." "Jesus christ." "Aah!" "Jesus christ, Where ya been?" "I been waiting Here for, like, hours." "You got nothin' to eat Or drink in the whole place." "How did youget in here?" "I used to be a fireman,lenny," "Not to mention a criminal mastermind." "You bust in my window?" "I'll fix it later." "I'm just not really Comfortable with being outside." "I went right from Living in a firehouse" "To living in the big house." "Teddy..." "Mmm." "Mushroom." "Good choice." "Teddy, what the hell Are you doin' here?" "Remember how you told me" "Ellie would lose interest in me When i got sprung?" "Well,it didn't work out That way,my friend." "I had to ditch her Downtown in a coffee shop." "I been on the run ever since." "Hey, i never took you for A light beer drinker." "He called me a couple hours Ago looking for you." "Ellie called you?" "What'd you tell her?" "That i hadn't seen or Heard from you." "Oh, good man." "I called my brother." "He says she's been calling Over there every half-hour." "It's like a gigantic net of Need has blanketed the city!" "You gotta hide me." "Oh." "You know, teddy," "My place is kinda small." "Oh, come on." "You're the one who Said she'd bail on me." "You owe me." "Fine." "Oh, hey, i would tell You to make yourself at home," "But it seems like you Already did that." "You're payin' For the window." "Jesus, lou." "Look at The size of that one." "You know, at what point do" "You make the turn from wanting A little definition to" "Becoming the incredible Hulk with tits?" "Aw, no, no, no Take a closer look." "These chicks don't Have tits anymore." "Jesus." "Could you imagine having Sex with one of those girls?" "Aw, man.please." "The word "sex"just makes me want To crawl into a hole and die." "Why?" "The nun still Goin'full steam?" "Gentlemen, if you ever get The chance to become" "Romantically involved with A nun, brace yourself." "All those years she was Saving herself for the lord," "Not indulging in fornication," "Well, when that dam breaks," "It breaks in a big way." "It's like a tsunami, Only instead of water," "You get hit with sex" "exotic positions,rubbing, Touching,sucking, probing." "The tsunami speech again?" "I mean, the wave Just keeps coming" "Destroying everything in its path." "What i wouldn't give for 2 hours of straight sleep." "Well, why don't you Just tell her you" "Wanna take a break From the sex thing?" "That's what i'm doing." "Uh, no, mikey." "What you're doing is Called not getting laid." "No." "It's a conscious Choice,frank." "I'm celibate." "So, um, no pussy whatsoever?" "Nope." "And no more with the cocks" "And the balls and the hairy Asses and all that?" "No, none of it." "Yeah, but you're still Pullin' pud, right?" "Are you kiddin'?" "I'm forming calluses." "Attaboy." "So, uh," "How long is this no sex Experiment supposed to last,anyway?" "Until my cock resets." "Or he cuts off his Hands in shop class." "You know, I could help you out, mikey." "I got a giant box of maggie's porn." "I can let you borrow Some if you need help," "You know, raisin' the flag." "Aw, jeez, sean.i mean," "I may kind of been with a guy," "But i'm not such a homo that I can't pop wood at will." "It's--not poppin' wood at Will doesn't mean, you know," "You're a homo." "It just means," "You, you know might have a," "You know, emotional blockage" "You know, temporary kind of" "Mmm." "Like being a homo." "Man..." "Oh, my god Look at this one." "Oh." "Jeez." "You know, tommy," "If you ever got the balls up to" "Ask out that vollie, this is" "What she may look like Underneath that uniform." "First of all, i did ask out" "The vollie." "I'm takin' her out." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I am." "And i'lltell You something' else." "She's not--my chick Is like 110 pounds." "She's all woman." "Yeah." "Well, she pulled your Sorry ass out of a fire." "Allegedly." "Maybe she's juicing'." "Juice--the only juice She's juicing' is..." "Cranberry juice." "Tommy, maybe You wanna go upstairs" "Take a little nappy nap." "Yeah." "I think i will." "Hey, tommy, um, you gonna Pick me up tomorrow night," "Or should i come by and get you?" "No, hold on here hold on here." "You wanna share this with The rest of the class, please?" "Yeah." "No." "Hey, chief." "I got somethin' I wanna talk to you about." "This is such a good idea." "Stick around." "I'm full of 'em." "I'll bet you are." "Know what i like about you?" "No." "You're not like the Cuginettes on long island." "You got class." "I mean it." "Yeah, well, i have found" "That after you nearly die" "You start takin',like, a little" "Personal inventory,you know?" "I mean,i got a second Chance 'cause of you" "And i wanna do something with it" "I wanna be a better person." "I wanna," "Y set a better example for my son" "Or somethin' like that." "Ohh!" "You ok?" "Heh heh." "Yeah." "Heh heh." "My tootsies are cold." "Can we take a break?" "Yeah." "Yeah?" "Come on." "Let's go." "So that's it?" "Yeah, pretty much. 5 days A week down at headquarters." "Put away a couple of bucks." "Maybe move down to hilton head" "And spend the rest of my days Workin' on my handicap." "It's a golf reference." "Any questions?" "Reactions?" "Just such a shock." "Yeah, there's nobody more Shocked than me, tom." "I'm ok with it now, Though." "You know," "It's not like my life was" "A piece of cake Around here,anyway." "Nothing changes, Nothing changes." "Yeah, but you at least Gotta let us throw you" "A retirement shindig, chief." "No, no, no." "I'm not retiring." "I'm still be around in Case you guys need me." "Well, let us at least buy you" "A couple drinks after the shift." "Yeah." "Nah, I don't want a big to-do" "About this, you know?" "The less ceremony the better." "Plus,i gotta drive up to boston" "For pete's commitment Ceremony tomorrow." "Oh, that's right." "You're the father of the bride." "You nervous?" "A little bit." "I want him to feel Like i accepted him." "Have you?" "Nah, but i want him To think i do." "Yeah, well, then you gotta Try to assimilate, chief," "You know, dress the part." "Assimilate?" "You remember the birthday party Peter threw a couple years ago?" "We stood out like a couple of big sore," "Heterosexual thumbs." "I mean, not sean" "And mike so much but you know," "The real men on the crew." "I got a new suit." "Nice,navy blue, single-breasted." "Nah, that's not gonna Get you anywhere, chief." "You gotta show a Little bit more flair," "Be flamboyant, you know, Let your freak flag fly." "I-- I think i'll stick with what i got." "But your collective shitty advice Is greatly appreciated as always." "All right, boys, I'm--go upstairs for bed." "Night, chief." "Anytime, chief." "You, uh, heard from Your lawyer yet?" "No." "Soon, though." "Think tommy'll Have to go to jail?" "I don't know." "I --i don't think so." "I mean, i hope not." "I don't--the whole thing's Such a goddamn mess." "You love him, don't you?" "It's ok." "It's just, you know," "Hard not to notice." "Every time" "I bring his name up, it's like," "You know, somethin' gets lit." "Yeah, well, you happen to Bring up his name a lot, so..." "Well, that's because he's Like a legend at our house," "You know." "Everybody tells Stories about his saves." "Yeah, he's a real heroic Son of a bitch." "So, you love him, right?" "Maybe, but" "It's like" "The bad kind of love." "Well, i guess, uh," "Bad love's better than No love at all,right?" "You are so cute." "Heh heh." "You are so cute." "Hey, uh..." "Hey." "So you all right with this?" "Yeah." "Ready to move on, tom." "Yeah?" "Mmm." "So you're, uh-- You're readyto be a, uh..." "Pencil pusher?" "Pfft." "I was gonna Say desk jockey." "Ah." "Listen, uh I hate to do this" "But i gotta ask you a favor." "Sure." "For you, tom, anything." "Right." "I think the insurance Company's gonna drop these charges" "But, uh, i'm gettin' Wind that somebody down" "At headquarters is Gonna start sniffin' around." "Could be a real pain In the ass for me." "I'll look into it." "That'd be great." "Thanks, chief." "Yeah, you mean jerry." "The chief's upstairs In my office." "Yeah, whatever." "I meant what i said." "Maybe bowling wasn't The best idea, huh?" "It's better than paintball." "They're havin' a great time." "Yeah." "We've been here for," "Like, an hour and a half, and We're still on the third frame." "Well, think of it as more Time we get to spend together." "Cute couple, huh?" "Wh-what are you doin', babe?" "I'm giving you an Invitation to kiss me." "Hey, good effort, barbara." "Nice one." "What is it with you?" "What?" "i don't know." "You used to be all over me," "And now anytime I try to get close to you" "Or i wanna spend some time Alone with you," "Yo some excuse, or you insist We bring richie along." "I'm just--you know, i'm Trying to spend time with him," "Be a part of his life, Be a good guy." "Yeah, i know." "It--it's sweet," "But it's just You seem a little" "More concerned about him Than you do about me." "Well, he's retarded." "About us." "What about us?" "We're fine." "Well, i'm not fine." "I'm tired of living with 2 Retarded people--one mentally," "The other emotionally I mean, do you" "Do you put any thought at All into this relationship?" "More than you know." "So tell me." "I--i can't right now." "You can't." "Look, nat, you know, We only got 30 minutes left." "I'm trying to break a hundred." "Can we maybe talk after?" "I'll tell you what." "Let's not talk at all." "Let's just go about our lives Like nothing is wrong and" "Let things fester until we Completely destroy the relationship." "Is that a real option?" "Nat." "Natalie, i was joking." "You go, franco." "The steak fry it's really good," "And they also have Like,this killer," "Like cheesy pasta thing It's like" "Whatever." "Ok, what's up?" "What's up?" "What?" "Well, um..." "I know." "You wanna--you wanna Talk about your mom." "What's--what's --what's the deal?" "She--she's like, you know" "Yeah, i know." "I know." "She was bad." "Now she's worse." "She's Probably in a shitload of pain," "Blah, blah, blah." "Come on, kid." "What's the deal?" "You got 58 minutes left." "What?" "Well, she--she" "She asked me to kill her." "Shit." "Yeah." "Wow." "I know." "Sorry, kid." "How?" "I don't know." "You know, i was thinkin' of, Like, maybe, like," "Takin' a pillow and" "What, and smother her?" "No?" "No." "You can't do that." "Way too much work." "You got the strugglin' And arms flailing'," "Not to mention The muffled screams." "Nurse walks in." "No.can't do that." "That's a tough one, kid." "I don't know." "You--hey, hey, hey." "I swear to god." "You start cryin'," "And i'm outta here." "Stop." "Christ." "It's my mom, you know." "I know." "I know." "Listen.listen." "Stop." "Stop." "Listen to me." "Mikey,listen." "It's your-- It's your mom." "It's the woman who brought You into this world." "Listen to me" "And it's her dying request," "So you--you have to honor it," "What--what she asks." "What,they probably got her on, Like,a morphine drip right?" "So the easiest thing to do is To just increase the amount," "Like 3 or 4 times What she's already gettin'," "And that way, She basically overdoses," "But she'll nev--she'll die In her sleep, basically." "Jeez, tom, i--i don't know." "Listen to me." "You gotta do this, ok?" "It's the la she Asked you for." "You owe it to her." "You suck it up." "Let her die with some dignity." "All right?" "All right, stop." "Stop, opst," "Stop." "Come on." "You all right?" "Hey," "Is thia isgay place?" "Huh?" "Let go of me." "Let go of me." "Ahem." "Why is it all guys in here?" "It's not all guys." "Mostly guys." "It's probably The "mandate" thing." "The what?" "I--i read about this place In new york magazine." "It's like this new fad." "It's called mandating." "It's like, ahem, When guys go out to dinner and" "And they talk about things and" "And--but they don't talk about," "Like, you know, cars and sports" "And stuff like that." "That's why there's No tvs in here." "Yeah, or pussy." "We can call it "bromancing" If it makes you feel better." "Let me tell you something." "You ask a guy out To a place like this," "You gotta give him a Heads-up about what's goin' on." "Tom." "Take your hand off my hand." "Take your hand off my hand." "It's not a date thing." "Take your hand off my hand." "Comon, tommy." "Ieed you, man." "What are you lookin' at?" "Oh, n-nothin'." "I was" "I was lookin' at the wine rack." "You wanna take This shit outside?" "No." "It's cold outside I don't wanna" "Hey." "My date's here." "Surprise." "Hi." "Hi." "That's my, uh Woman date." "Are you guys ready To order yet?" "I don't--i think we're gonna go." "Go." "Come on, let's go." "What house of homos in here." "So is it really true that you" "Carried tommy out of that Beach house fire?" "Yep." "And you didn't even have Any help or anything?" "Nope." "You know, with The adrenaline pumping and" "Everything, i could've carried Out jennifer hudson," "Olding her oscar and a sandwich." "Let me just get this straight." "So, it was a drag And carry, right?" "No.i mean, Like you dragged me" "From the living room to the" "To the door, and then you Carried me" "No." "I picked you up, i Threw you over my shoulder," "And i carried your ass to safety." "You should be grateful." "I--i--you know." "You should be grateful." "Yeah." "I'm grateful." "I just--think--what, You weigh a buck, 10." "I did." "She picked me up." "Ok,you did." "All right." "Hey, nona." "Nona." "No--what--what are you" "All right, you made your point." "Put me down." "What, you too cheap To pay for a cab, asshole?" "Yeah, you just--you're lucky She has me up like this, pal," "'Cause if i was on my feet," "It'd be a--what are you-- What are you doing?" "What?" "Oh, hello." "Just go away." "He's not worth it." "Come on." "Anytime." "I got my truck over here." "Let's go." "Where you goin'?" "I thought maybe i was Comin' with you guys." "No." "Don't you have some business To take care of at the hospital?" "Yeah." "Bye-bye." "I was a firefighter nearly all my life." "18 years old when i went into the academy," "So, quarters with other men," "Not as close as some of you people," "But pretty goddamn close," "And we were committed to each other," "Because our lives depended upon it." "No matter what the circumstances were," "We were there for each other." "And if that's what this ceremony" "Symbolizes for my son and" "and steven," "Uh, well, then i'm all for it." "May your commitment to each other" "Last you until your dying day." "That's i--right over here is me." "Right over there?" "Yeah." "Ahem." "Ok." "That's great." "Yep." "Thanks." "Yep." "I should, uh--oh, my god." "I didn't realize." "I-- I've gotta" "I'm supposed to be in by 11:00." "Ahem--curfew, and, uh, so i-- 11:00 or else." "Or else what?" "Um, you know, i don't know," "'Cause i've never really missed" "I've always been on time." "Oh, yeah." "Since we had the baby," "You know, that-- Don't wanna freak my mom out," "Your mom?" "Did i say my mom?" "Yeah." "Oh, my god." "What--hey." "Um, um..." "Um, um..." "Whoa, that's fast." "Uh..." "No, i mean--it's just, you know," "Are you wigging out because" "I carried you out of the fire?" "No." "I'm not-- 'Cause it's my job." "Well, it's not really your job." "I mean, you're a volunteer." "And that's makin' it harder For you, isn't it?" "I--i'll be completely Hones with you." "I just think it would be" "So much more special if we just," "You know, waited." "Get out of my truck." "W--no, no." "Really." "Get out of my truck." "I'm--i'm--but i'm serious." "I mean..." "Yeah--are you gay?" "You're gay." "I'm-- i'm gay." "I'm not gay." "With the guy--yeah, what-- My wife is right up the..." "Oh, good." "Whatever, princess." "Just get out." "I'll call you," "But not after 11:00." "I wouldn't Wanna upset your mom." "Thanks." "See ya, sweetie." "Thanks for making the trip,pop." "It means a lot to me." "Aw, me, too." "Than the joint that your mother And i had our reception at." "I'm really glad you didn't book" "The local v.f.w." "I wish mom could have come." "Yeah, me, too." "Uh, leastway I would have had a date." "I've already been hit on twice." "The way you're lookin'these Days,i'm not surprised." "Well..." "She doin' ok?" "Ah, no better, no worse," "You know?" "She's happy, painting." "You should really try to get To see her a little bit more." "You know, even if she doesn't know Who the hell you are, she" "She just enjoys the company, You know?" "I know." "It's been crazy Planning the ceremony." "Me and steven will come down After the honeymoon." "We'll make a regular thing of" "Good." "I love you, son." "Michael." "Michael." "I'm sorry." "She's gone." "Huh?" "Your mom." "She's passed." "Am i in trouble?" "Why would you be in trouble?" "How'd she die?" "Peacefully, in her sleep." "Peacefully?" "Yeah." "I'll give you A few moments." "I'm sorry i let you down,mom." "I'm sorry i didn't kill you." "Nice of you to finally come home." "I was at work." "I've been sitting here all By myself with nobody" "To talk to today." "You called me 6 times." "You know, you could call your Brother or your nephew if you" "Want someone to talk to." "I can't call them." "Ellie might get to 'em." "She's got ways Of making' people talk." "Well, then go outside, For christ's sake." "Take a walk." "It's cold as shit, but the fresh Air might do you some good." "I'm not really taking to Open spaces right now." "What i need is a Schedule, you know," "Like in the pen." "Yeah, well, Go home to your wife." "You'll get a schedule Up the wazoo." "What?" "Never!" "Never mention my wife Again ever, you hear me?" "!" "Never bring her name up." "Aw, jesus." "I might have to Go on a killin' spree," "Get my ass locked back up again." "Hey, where you going?" "I was just clearing a couple Of things out of my office." "You're gonna leave Without saying good-bye?" "No, i wasn't, A stone's throw away." "Hey, look,i, uh" "I took care of that Arson shit for you." "Oh." "What'd you do?" "Well, it was still in The preliminary stages." "Made a phone call, Snatched a file," "Punched some keyon the computer," "And problem solved." "That's like a thousand-pound Weight off my shoulders." "That's great." "Well, just remember i took Care of you, tom, huh?" "That's what we do for each other." "That's right." "Yeah." "Speakin' of which, can you Give me a hand with this?" "I've been tryin' it all morning." "I think the thing is stuck." "Yeah, no wonder you never Became an officer." "Hey, hey, hey." "What?" "You didn't think you were Gonna get away that easy," "Did you?" "Nice, right?" "Wow, beautiful." "Yeah, top of the line, chief." "Wow." "You guys shouldn't Have done this." "Aw, you gonna write us up?" "Maybe i'll let you Slide on this one." "Hey,where's the kid?" "He's m.i.a. He's probably still At the hospital with his ma." "Hey, uh, i can't wait To try these out." "Tell you what, tomorrow morning, I take you to the indoor range." "You get a feel for them." "This way, when you get down" "To hilton head in A couple of years," "You don't embarrass yourself." "Wow." "Uh, hey, guys, I don't know what to say." "I'm, uh--i'm speechless." "Well, somebody mark The date and time." "Amen.cheers.salute." "Thanks." "No, no." "No, no, no." "No, no," "Please don't cry." "No, no, no." "No crying." "Come on." "No, no, no." "Please." "Please, no." "Shh." "Shh." "No crying." "Come on, no." "No." "Come on.oh,please," "No." "No, baby, please." "Please." "Come on." "No." "Come on." "Shh, shh, shh." "Shh, baby," "Please." "Look, just remember, right," "Simple apology's gonna get you nowhere." "An apology followed by you takin'" "An ass whipping maybe Gonna get your daughter back." "And no phantom punches, All right?" "Make it look good." "Yeah, like raging bull good." "Yeah, like the mamaluke Of the year." "Raging what?" "Raging bull." "What's that?" "A bullfighting movie." "De niro played the bull." "Oh, yeah." "Wasn't, uh, Luke perry in that?" "Here they come." "It's--i can't determine Whether to use, like, a spatula." "Hey." "Hey." "Dad..." "Look." "I just came down." "I wanted to apologize." "I don't wanna hear Your apology, dad, ok?" "It's too late for that." "Ok, i know you don't wanna hear it," "But you know, I just wanted to say that," "You know, i--i probably Went about it the wrong way." "You were way out of line,man." "You don't just come barging in to Somebody's apartment like that." "Look, we were concerned." "We Hadn't seen you in," "You know,like, 2 days." "We hadn't heard from you." "Your mother and i,you know" "I could have called the cops." "Instead i decided to come down" "Oh, you could have called The cops?" "I could have" "I had to get my nose ring fixed." "I could have called the cops." "You had to get Your nose ring fixed?" "Yeah." "Come on, colleen." "Let me talk to you guys, ok?" "Talk about what?" "No, i just wanna" "You wanna talk, Or do you wanna touch?" "What's goin' on, man?" "Dad." "I'm--what?" "What?" "Just stop it, ok" "Come over here." "I wanna Talk to him for 2 seconds." "No.all right." "Well, talk is Different from touch, all right?" "I'm on probation." "I don't need this." "You're on probation?" "He's on probation." "You bel for what?" "What has he" "It's none of your business." "Come on." "Let's go inside." "I think it is my business, ok?" "You're livin' with my daughter." "All right, so google me, man." "You don't need to talk to me." "Google you?" "Come here." "I wanna talk to you over here." "You don't have to touch me To talk to me." "I just wanna talk." "Well, just--listen, man." "Stop!" "Is this what you want?" "Tony!" "Please, stop!" "Huh?" "You want this?" "Stop!" "You're gonna hurt Your hands!" "Stop!" "Is this what you wanted?" "stop!" "Stop!" "Stop it!" "Please, stop!" "I didn't want to do this." "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "tony!" "How does it feel now, huh?" "Stop it!" "Stop it, tony!" "Stop it." "Are your hands ok?" "Yeah." "Fine." "This is where i live!" "You can take him out of Here now, all right?" "You know, he has a gig tonight!" "Nah, it looked good." "Really, very convincing."

"Hiding the cooking sherry from Dad?" "I'm going to make some bread, Daria." "Isn't that what supermarkets are for?" "The Yeagers are coming for the weekend, and I can't serve them store-bought bread." "Why not?" "I haven't seen them for twenty five years, and let's just say they know a different Helen." "A Helen famous for her oatmeal pumpkin seed loaf." "And just what have you done with this Helen?" "They're here!" "I hope they don't think I've changed too much." "Just be yourself." "That's what you've always told me." "I could kick myself for that." "What kind of car is that?" "That's not a car." "It's a time machine." "Willow!" "Coyote!" "Wow, Helen!" "Man!" "My man!" "You haven't changed a bit." "And you!" "Well, just look at you!" "Why, even Leary is exactly the same." "Come here, boy!" "Don't you remember old Jake?" "Wait, that can't be Leary." "He'd be almost thirty by now!" "This is Leary number three." "We had to replace the original a few times." "Well, these two are irreplaceable." "Our girls, Quinn and Daria." "You have a very old soul." "It just looks mature for its age." "Is this a retro thing, or are they serious?" "Let's get your bags, man!" "We travel light." "In the head." "I gotta get out of here before I catch any more good vibes." "Daria, you can't leave me here with those, those... yuppies!" "Yuppies are from the Eighties." "So what do you call people with funny outfits who talk about peace and love and stuff?" "Trekkies." "Anyway, one of us should stay." "It's a rare opportunity to learn more about Mom and Dad." "Why would we want to do that?" "To use against them later." "Twenty bucks if you dig up some dirt." "Sorry, I have a date." "You're getting out of this, so am I." "Ethan!" "Come meet the girls!" "You said twenty, right?" "Zappa digital..." "Zappa analog." "Sounds the same to me." "And you call yourself a musician?" "No, I call myself an interpreter of sound." "Top secret experiment?" "My parents gave me their old records to sell at the flea market, but now Trent wants to keep 'em." "It's the warmth of vinyl, man." "I'm telling you, it's a richer tone." "You're tuned to the radio." "I wondered why Zappa was selling fish sticks." "The flea market, huh?" "Need any help?" "We have to be there by 7:00 to set up." "No problem." "Daria's an early bird." "There's nothing like watching the sun rise, except watching the sun set in reverse." "Good one, Daria." "Mmm, umm, thanks." "Okay, this time, let's reverse the polarity of the plug." "And I'll stand facing west." "Ok cool." "Are you nuts?" "Hey, you could always go on home and swap yogurt recipes with the Yeagers." "And what's wrong with my yogurt recipe?" "You should thank me." "It's a chance for you to spend some quality time with Trent." "And the flea market is so romantic this time of year." "I hear the Chia Pets are in bloom." "All right, so, the flea market." "We're there." "Okay, now let's try the thing where I stand on the aluminum foil." "So, for the past twelve years, we've been selling hammocks of hemp by mail." "And with all the recent breakthroughs in hemp processing, this could be out most exciting year yet!" "Oh!" "That's fascinating." "Quinn, didn't you have a date tonight?" "I got Stacy to fill in." "You into sports, my man?" "Ethan?" "We think there's enough aggressive behavior on the planet without creating more with quote unquote "healthy competition."" "Ethan's gonna rock climb, when he's ready." "Whatever." "Peas." "You can always tell when a bread isn't hand-kneaded." "Hand-kneaded bread has more soul." "This veggie stuff never fills me up." "Anyone want a burger?" "Hey, fair's fair." "We'll all be worm food someday." "Jake!" "It's the circle of life, Helen." "You know, man, you've become kind of aggressive." "I have not!" "It's the meat." "Is not!" "What ever happened to the mellow, let-it-be attitude you used to have?" "Jake?" "Come on, everyone." "If we focus all our positive energy, we can make the Pentagon rise up off the ground." "Rise, dammit!" "Stupid five-sided building." "Remember our group house?" "Don't you see?" "So-called enlightened dudes are oppressing women, just like society is putting down the movement." "I want some help, and I want it now!" "Wow." "Sounds like the girls are getting liberated." "Cool." "And then, after you guys split, we painted a bus and drove out into the desert." "I wish you would've stayed with us." "Oh, Willow." "It was time for us to move on." "That's what you want to call it." "What?" "Honey..." "What do you mean, Coyote?" "Nothing, I love you guys." "It's just, I remember you as you were, that's all." "We're still that way, deep down." "Yeah, man!" "We're still that way!" "What way?" "Free of the shallow, superficial value system of a profit-driven culture gone terribly, terribly wrong." "Oh, sure, we're that way!" "May I speak to the old lady of the house?" "Daria, where are you?" "Jane's." "Can I stay over?" "I was hoping you would want to get to know our friends." "My old soul has already made their acquaintance in a previous lifetime." "Well, that does free up some space for Ethan." "He can take the guest room, and I can put Willow and Coyote in your room." "You're going to put them in my room?" "You better tether them to the bed so they don't float away." "A nightmare story of an enchanted kiss gone horribly wrong, when Sick, Sad World returns." "Okay, I can stay." "You have anything for me to sleep in?" "Don't thank me." "Thank Grandma." "And this, is where we keep Daria." "Cool." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sleeping here." "Once you could fit all your worldly possessions into a backpack." "Pair of jeans, a few T-shirts, a copy of Steal This Book." "And now, look at you." "A capitalist cheerleader, a sellout in a monkey suit!" "Dammit!" "It's time to take a stand!" "You're not gonna shave tomorrow." "Come on, Jakey, let someone else have a turn." "Helen, do you think I'm past my prime?" "Of course not." "You're still quite the young buck." "Anyway, good looking men get even handsomer as they mature." "Woo!" "Too bad it's not the same for women!" "That's better." "Now I can't see a thing." "Big day tomorrow." "We'll wake you at six." "'Night." "Good night!" "'Night, see you in the morning." "Come back at six." "It is six." "Then how come you're so damn chipper?" "It was easier to stay up all night than to wake up early." "We'll load the van." "Van?" "You know, the Tank." "Oh, goody." "Are they gone?" "Don't forget some money." "Hey, doesn't Grandma have a nightgown like that?" "Should I file this under "self-indulgent posers" or "underrated geniuses"?" "Ask Trent or Jesse, whichever one wakes up first." "I guess they call it a flea market because it makes you want to flea." "Come on, relax." "We're going to do well today." "We've got a choice location." "I'm looking for snow domes." "You got any, girls?" "Sorry, ma'am." "All we have are these strange, flat discs the aliens left behind." "You know about the aliens, don't you?" "You enjoy working with the public, don't you." "Morning!" "Say hello to a new Jake." "The old Jake!" "The Jake you haven't seen for a while." "And goodbye to cookie-cutter corporate guy Jake." "That Jake is gone, gone, gone." "You didn't quit your job, did you?" "No, I'm growing a beard again." "Oh!" "That's great, dear." "Hey, Quinn!" "How do you like my, new look?" "Dad, are you growing a goatee?" "That's so two years ago." "Right, Ethan?" "I really feel centered now." "Nice whiskers." "Thanks!" "Um, it's kind of getting crowded in here." "Why don't Ethan and I go out for breakfast." "You guys can sit around and remember things." "Breakfast?" "I thought it was lunch time." "I'm going back to bed." "Why are you staring at my brother?" "Selfless concern." "I think he stopped breathing." "Nah, he's entering a dormant stage." "In about ten years he should emerge as a butterfly." "I guess you're gonna wait." "Hello, ladies!" "I didn't know you were of an entrepreneur bent." "Perhaps you would be so kind as to show me your goods?" "Upchuck, what are you doing here?" "I am on a quest for the Holy Grail of fast food premiums." "A complete 1985 California Raisins posable eraser set." "Only mint condition will do." "Your investors?" "Silent partners." "Do you by any chance have the cast recording of Somebody Up There Likes Me?" "No, but we do have Somebody Down Here Doesn't." "I wonder if I may provide you gals with a lesson in salesmanship." "It's a once in a lifetime offer." "How about once in two lifetimes." "Now, now, let the boy show us how to do it." "Then we won't have to." "It's all coming back." "You wanna try, honey?" "Ugh, dog drool." "That beast!" "Outside!" "Hello?" "Eric?" "What?" "They moved the hearing up to this week?" "I can be there in 20 minutes." "Talk about uptight." "Mellow out, man." "Nothing's so important that it can't wait till Monday, what are you doing in the corporate cage on the weekend?" "Don't take a walk in the park." "Right on, honey." "You still have your priorities." "Who's up for frisbee?" "Come on, Leary!" "Eric?" "Yes, of course I was kidding." "You see, ladies, trying to close a sale without the proper technique is like playing cards without a full deck." "You must treat your customers like a king." "This is the ace up your sleeves." "You're a joker if you don't, and you'll be left with jack." "Wake me when you get to the twos." "FDR?" "No, sir, you won't find socialists on any of my toilet seats." "Now, watch a pro in action." "Hey!" "Mr. DeMartino!" "Well, Charles Ruttheimer." "What is it, Charles?" "As a man of culture and breeding," "I thought you might be interested in some of our audio gems." "Is this a pathetic attempt at flattery, Mr. Ruttheimer?" "An obvious smoke screen for your calculated attempt at separate me from the payments I receive each week for babysitting a bunch of determined idiots?" "!" "?" "!" "I just wanted to sell you some records..." "Got anything by Annette Funicello?" "Hey, man, after you get this baby fixed up, what do you say we go down to the club and play a round?" "The golf course is an ecological disaster." "What, you got trouble with your swing?" "Here, we thought you boys might like some refreshments." "Home-bottled berry juice." "We're going to start a compost pile." "Won't that be fun?" "Wow!" "This is strong stuff!" "It's got natural pectins." "I love pectins!" "Is this the best you can do?" "'Fraid so..." "Well then, I guess I'm just going to have to walk away." "I'm walking..." "Okay, fifty cents." "Thanks, man." "What about my commission?" "Hey, we're training you for free." "Well, Trent, now that you've returned to the land of the living, maybe you and Daria can go get us some soda." "With caffeine?" "No problem." "Coming?" "Sure." "Take your time!" "I could use a burger." "I'll go with you." "Upchuck, can you handle the booth?" "I can handle much more than that, missy." "Excuse me!" "But is that a vintage copy of Eyefull?" "1962." "Where did you find such a treasure?" "That booth over there." "That's okay, I got it." "I owe you one, then." "Next time." "So, Janey says you're avoiding your parent's friends this weekend." "Their sunny Sixties optimism tends to cancel out my bitter Nineties cynicism." "Holdover hippies?" "Yeah." "They're big believers in the concept of voluntary simplicity." "I gotta use that." "Sounds much better than broke." "I guess you gotta give them some credit." "Civil rights, environmentalism, the women's movement." "People believed in stuff back then." "I know." "What's up with that?" "I know what you're thinking, but I've turned into the man!" "I'd never call you the man, man." "Man, maybe, but not the man." "I hate this stupid rusty piece of junk!" "And I'm tired of buying food in bulk!" "And not flushing every time I go because it wastes water!" "I'm still young." "What happened to my beliefs?" "What happened to being part of the solution, not part of the problem?" "I hate kneading bread." "What?" "I... hate... kneading... bread!" "Damn!" "Oh Willow!" "Here!" "Man, can you teach me how to play golf?" "Of course I can, man." "And can we ride around on those little carts?" "Sure thing, pal!" "Hey, some kind of organic nutrient steam bath, right?" "Cool!" "Oh, thanks so much for your concern!" "Wow, sounds like the girls are getting liberated." "Cool." "Dad, the berry juice fermented again." "You gotta watch that." "Come on, I'll buy you a slush cup." "It's about time!" "Got any money?" "Where's my razor?" "You see, my theory is that our primitive hunting instinct has no outlet in modern society." "Cool." "So, rather than stalking animals, we substitute the shopping experience, and hunt for objects." "Cool." "And then, Jesse, while we're asleep, the objects come to life and plot their secret take over our civilization." "April 1st, 2007." "That's the day they make their move!" "Cool." "I don't know." "All these people swapping useless junk." "Maybe the Yeagers are onto something." "At least they're not caught up in a constant state of consumer frenzy." "Yeah, I guess if you're gonna insist on holding on to something from the Sixties, peace and love beats a Get Smart lunchbox." "Especially if the lunch is still in it." "Well, let's go give Jesse and Jane a break." "Too late." "Who's watching the booth?" "Upchuck." "I don't think so." "Here, Mr. Demartino!" "I found another issue of Bachelor Confidential!" "You have redeemed yourself, Charles." "Less to carry home?" "Well, we do have three copies left to "Boston."" "At least we're not money grabbing capitalist pigs, right, Daria?" "Yeah, we're just hard core believers in voluntary simplicity." "No, they never formally charged them, they did keep them there in jail for the next day." "Hey, where's my eyebrow pencil?" "This has gotta be worth at least twenty bucks." "You're sure you don't want this?" "I never use it." "This will cut way down on the time I spending baking for Ethan and Coyote." "Sister, meet the frozen bagel." "Hey, guys, it's getting dark." "When are you going to come in?" "In a minute." "I'm just showing Coyote how to drive without slicing!" "Better!" "Girls, I expected you for dinner." "Before I officially ground you, would you care to account for your whereabouts?" "Sure." "But first, a few questions." "Number one:" "why did you spend a night in jail in Boulder in August, 1969?" "Thanks for that marketing plan, man." "We're going to kick the butts of those wimps over at Rainbow Hammocks." "Hey, take no prisoners, man." "Predatory behavior is all natural." "Ethan?" "Yeah?" "You never told me whether you thought I was, you know, cute?" "Oh, well, sure, you're cute." "Thanks." "In a, you know, shallow, superficial way." "Thanks." "It's very hard not to compliment you, isn't it?" "Oh, Daria, you don't have to say that." "Daria, do you think long-distance relationships are a good idea?" "Yeah." "Why don't you and I try one?" "You know, kids, it's pointless to try to go back in time." "You have to live in the present, and I'm going to start right now." "First things first:" "I'm getting rid of all my vinyl records." "Hey, Daria!" "You want 'em?" "Réponses au blindtest :" "Trent's room Frank Zappa" " My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama" "Trent's headphones Beck" " Novacane" "Trent reversing polarity Frank Zappa" " My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama" "Helen and Jake flashbacks Jamiroquai" " All Right after Trent sees Daria in grandma's nightgown The London Suede" " The Beautiful Ones right before Willow and Coyote's meditation Circle Jerks" " I Wanna Destroy You" "Daria watching Trent sleep Siouxie The Banshees" " Oh Baby" "Jane dragging Upchuck Deus" " Them From A Turnpike driving home in The Tank The Damned" " Alone Again Or" "Willow, Coyote, and Ethan driving off Fiona Apple" " Never Is A Promise closing credits The Byrds" " Turn!" "Turn!" "Turn!"

"(Hiro speaking in Japanese) Previously on Heroes..." "Plane ticket, painting..." "It all points to Montreal." "What is this place?" ""We were right about the company." "The world is in danger." " Adam."" "Please tell me who I am." "What the future holds." "We'll figure it out." "We're in New York." "Where is everyone?" "It's an evacuation order." "June 14, 2008." "This is next year." "This thing we could do, it only begins" "At reading minds." "And then it becomes so much more." "My dad can put a thought into anyone's head." "Now we know why Molly calls him the nightmare man." "(Nathan) It's Bob." "(Matt) he runs the company." "(Nathan) looks like he's next." "You sure you're gonna be able to cure me?" "In exchange, we're going to want" "A little something from you." "Hello, Dr. Suresh." "So you're..." "Your new partner." "Claire!" "Oh, my god!" "Did you see her face?" "Somebody could have seen us!" "Relax!" "Just think of it as a lesson" "In humility." "What's on your neck?" "Last thing I remember, this man" "Stepping out of the bushes, calling my name." "What are you talking about?" "What man?" "The guy with the horn-Rimmed glasses." "Wait, it's the warehouse near the train yard." "You will find your paintings there." "I saw you, Hiro." "And you, friend, betrayed me." "You can't stop time with your nose stuck in a dollop of opium." "You hear that, carp?" "She thinks she loves you." "Poor, pitiful you." "You are supposed to be a hero." "After I lead white beard's army to victory," "I will be the greatest leader Japan has ever known." "Hello." "(Mr. Bennet) Have they given you a gun?" "What are you talking about?" "A gun." "Company issue." "Where have you been?" "I need to talk to you." "I found the paintings." "The series that leads up to my death." "(Suresh) Where?" "How?" "Ukraine" "An old friend helped me find them." "And I'm looking at one of you holding a company gun." "I don't have a gun." "These paintings are all random" "I need you to help me make sense of them." "I'm gonna forward them to you right now." "Don't, that's what I've been trying to say." "They've given me a partner." " That's just standard protocol." " It isn't." "She's here to watch" "Every move I make," "They don't trust me." "My family is in danger." "So that makes me expendable?" "We were supposed to take the company down together," "But you--I don't know what your agenda is anymore." "(Niki) Dr. Suresh." "I have to go." "Bob needs to see us." "I get it." "You don't want a partner." "But that's not my call." "So you admit it." "You're a guard dog." "Where's everyone going?" "I'm evacuating the facility." "(Suresh) why?" "I'll let them explain it to you." "Officer Parkman." "Mr. Petrelli." "Matt?" "I thought you were gonna find your father." "I did." "He attacked Angela Petrelli." "My father killed Kaito Nakamura." "He's killing them all." "And now he's coming to kill Bob." "(Peter) Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "(Caitlin) There's no one here, Peter." "They've all gone." "Evacuated by homeland security." "Peter, what did you do?" "Me?" "I didn't do anything." "Are you sure?" "We were in Montreal." "I picked up a note from some guy named Adam" "Who says the world is in danger." "Next thing you know, we're here." "One year in the future." "I mean, how is that even possible?" "Over there." "Get on the ground!" "Get on the ground now!" "Do you have any symptoms?" "Are you sick?" "Sick?" "What the hell is going on?" "Take them to decontamination now!" "Mom, did you make waffles?" "Nope." "West did." "I wanted to bring you breakfast." "I hope you don't mind." "Why would she mind?" "Uh, because he wasn't invited," "And some people think that's rude?" "Nonsense." "Your dad and I love meeting your friends." "Will Mr. Butler be joining us?" "Sadly, no." "His business trip was extended." "Something about, something i wasn't paying any attention to." "Lyle, get your butt out of bed!" "He's adorable." "Why would you come here when I told you not to?" "I had to show you something." "Check it out." "We're infamous." "Drunk cheerleader suspended." "Claims that she saw a boy fly." "What are we gonna do?" "People are gonna know it was us." "How?" "It's a blurb." "On the last page of the local flavor section." "It's no big." "It is big." "You can't just do whatever you want whenever you want." "I just wanna be a part of your life." "Okay." "But just for waffles." "How do you know your father's coming to kill Bob?" "Isn't this all a bit reactionary?" "No." "Matt's right." "Security just found his car ditched off the road" "Maury could be here right now." "I'm taking you into protective custody." "My first priority's to keep you safe." "You can't." "You couldn't keep Angela Petrelli safe." "She almost killed herself on your watch." "No, we stop Maury here now." "You realize that makes you the bait." "We all have our roles to play." "That's what Linderman used to say." "My mother too." "It's always these half-Truths." "No straight answers." "Constant manipulation." "I'm trying to help everyone here." "How, bob?" "What the hell did you people do?" "Why is Maury coming here to kill you?" "Now is not the time to recount the past." "But to focus" "On the task at hand." "All right!" "Fine, so we stay here." "How do we stop my father?" "Dr. Suresh, I need you and Niki" "To inject Maury with the virus." "Virus?" "What virus?" "The virus takes away abilities." "It's also potentially lethal." "You said we'd never use it again." "Circumstances have changed." "I will not knowingly spread this virus." "Maury is a killer." "He knows your thoughts, your nightmares," "And he could turn your world inside out." "We take away his abilities," "And then you can cure him" "With the antibodies in your blood." "No one dies here today." "He's not gonna exactly volunteer for a shot." "I can be persuasive." "I appreciate the thought." "But this one goes to you, matt." "What?" "Me?" " All I can do is read minds." " No, no, no, no." "You have the same abilities as Maury has." "Anything the brain controls, you control." "No." "Senses, actions, thoughts" "No!" "No, I can't." "I-I" "I can't do any of that stuff." "Well, then you better learn fast" "Because you're the only one who could stop your father." "Hiro!" "Hiro!" "Caitlin!" "Ca-Caitlin!" "Caitlin!" "Peter Petrelli?" "According to these files, you're a dead man." "What?" "I got your death certificate right here." "So..." "You're gonna have to explain to me," "How's a dead man walk around New York City" "With no sign of infection?" "Infection?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "Where's Caitlin?" "I need to see her." "She's from Ireland." "All foreigners are deported." "You can't do that!" "Who the hell are you people?" "What's going on here?" "You really don't know." "On march 20th, 2007 the first case was reported." "After that the Shanti virus spread" "Across the globe." "A pandemic." "It's killed 93% of the world's population to date." "The rest of us live in quarantine" "Praying to find a cure." "This can't be happening." "I wish it wasn't." "All these people died from the virus?" "Yeah, it's been a tough week." "(Matt) I'm supposed to be out hunting down Maury," "But I needed to see you." "I never should have asked you to use your..." "Ability to find my dad." "You were just tryin' to make me happy." "I know that feeling." "When my dad left I..." "I blamed myself." "I thought that I was..." "Too slow..." "Too..." "Fat." "Too stupid." "I thought that if I was..." "Better, or if I was smarter, he would've stayed." "And now they want me" "They think that I can stop him," "That I've got this power." "And I don't." "I don't." "I need you to hear." "I need you to know that I love you." "Did you just hear me?" "Molly?" "[Matt's thought] I love you, molly." "What's left of the virus is in the lab." "Each syringe contains only one dose, so use it wisely." "You don't trust bob, do you?" "Did he put you up to this?" "I put me up to this." "I wanna hear your side." "Bob is morally gray at best." "And the virus?" "He's toying with a death sentence." "You have the cure." "No one dies." "Just because he's a safety net doesn't make it ethical." "So you would make a different choice?" "Morally un-Gray?" "I killed a lot of people..." "Brutally ripped them in half." "They could have given me the virus, but they didn't." "They've made me right, so that I could have a life." "Go home to my son." "You're never gonna have a life." "You're not cured." "You're a killer." "And before this day is over" "You're gonna kill everyone." "(Suresh) Niki?" "Go on." "Tell him what you're seeing." "He'll think you've gone crazy again." "And then you'll never see Micah." "Is everything all right?" "Let's go." "(Nathan) I know these other families." "Linderman, Nakamura, Pratt, Deveaux." "Everyone who's been killed." "But I don't know this one." "Who is he?" "Who's Adam Monroe?" "So un-Complicate it." "Adam convinced us that we belonged together." "That we could make the world a better place" "For our children..." "For you." ""Snow falls on Miami."" "I don't get it." "That headline could have read" ""Tsunami wipes out eastern seaboard."" "What does any of this have to do with the murders?" "Adam is the one who's trying to kill us." "I thought Maury Parkman was" "Maury's the weapon." "He's the blunt instrument." "Adam was the visionary." "But with these abilities, sometimes people tend" "To think of themselves as gods." "Did you ever think that, Nathan?" "Adam did." "And he began to talk about holocausts, plagues." "Punishing humanity in order to save the world." "Sounds a lot like Linderman." "Linderman was Adam's disciple." "Adam was dangerous." "So we locked him up." "We threw away the key." "Two weeks ago he escapes." "And now he wants revenge." "It sounds like you're reaping what you sow." "Why should I care?" "Because of peter." "Listen, pal," "You wanna talk about my brother," "You better be very careful what you say next." "Peter is alive, Nathan." "Your brother is alive." "I'll leave you two alone." "Do I know you?" "They brought me here to help you, peter." "You need to remember who you are." "I need to find Caitlin." "You need to focus." "You can move objects with your mind, heal," "You can paint the future." "How do you know about that?" "You absorb abilities from other people." "You are the most powerful of us all." "You're a kind and caring soul." "Selfless." "Always thinking about others." "But now you need to think about yourself" "And fly into the face of danger." "Just like your brother." "I have a brother." "He died in the first outbreak." "But you" "You can change that." "How?" "I was in Montreal in 2007." "The next thing I know, I'm here." "You met a man named "Hiro Nakamura"." "He can travel in time." "So can you." "You can change history." "I can't." "You must!" "I can't control these things that are happening to me!" "Then this virus will kill us all." "Peter, you need to remember." "Focus." "You need to remember." "Mom?" "Do the marks hurt?" "No." "They're kinda just there." "Painless souvenirs" "Of my alien abduction from the guy" "With horn-Rimmed glasses." "If you're gonna be dropping in," "There's something I need to tell you." "I get it." "Get what?" "I'm moving too fast." "We don't have to go any further if you don't want to." "You know what I want?" "Popsicles." "Popsicles." "Awesome." "Raspberry or blue?" "He found us." "Who?" "The man who abducted me." "We've gotta get outta here." "Come on." "No, wait." "That's what i've been trying to tell you." "The guy in the glasses is my father." "What is this?" "Some sort of trap?" "No, just listen to me." "Back off." "Wait." "Claire!" "Who are you talkin' to?" "No one." "You've got two popsicles." "Welcome home." "All this trouble over one drop of liquid." "This virus could kill an entire species." "Or it could stop Maury and save our lives." "Poor Niki." "So vulnerable." "You're perfect." "Show me your nightmares." "Show me your thoughts." "Show me your soul." "How do I turn you into a killer?" "Nothing's going to save you." "This company is bad." "You're not making up for your sins." "You're diggin' deeper into hell, and worse," "You're gonna drag Micah right down with you." "You're wrong." "They said that they would help me." "Niki, what are you talkin' about?" "I was sick." "I'm still sick." "How can you say that?" "Because you're dead." "No, I'm not." "They don't want me talkin' to you." "They're using you, Nik." "Just like Linderman." "Just like Jessica." "You can still do the right thing." "You have to kill him." "That's the only way you can save Micah." "Niki, you're talking to yourself." "I think it's Maury." "We need to call bob." "This many guns in Japan, they will crush history." "I cannot let white beard win." "We can still stop this..." "Together." "We did make a good team, you and I." "You showed me how to be a hero." "How to love." "And then..." "you took it all away." "Do it, Hiro." "Stop time." "Kill me." "Cut off my head." "I will not do it." "I still have faith in you." "The honorable Hiro Nakamura." "He won't kill you." "He'll just lie, cheat, and steal." "I wanted to help you become a hero." "I never claimed to be anything more than a happy drunk." " Do not punish the world for my mistake" " I only want to punish you, Hiro." "Yaeko was right." "She's not destined to be my princess." "She's destined to die." "No!" "Ah!" "Yah." "Take my hand." "We must get out of here now." "As long as I have breath," "Anything you love, I will lay to waste." "I swear." "Peter's alive, Nathan." "This was taken three months ago right here." "Is he here now?" "No." "He's gone." "Gone where?" "What is it you're not telling me?" "I need to know everything." "He was in cork, Ireland," "And then we lost track of him." "Lost track of him?" "How do you lose someone?" "How do you lose someone?" "Dad!" "Matt!" "Molly." "What are you doing in here?" "Where are we?" "This is where he keeps me." "What?" "When I tried to find your dad, he locked me in here." "Now we're both trapped." "No." "No, we're not." "Dad!" "Dad!" "Matt?" "Did you bring me here?" "I think..." "I think I did." "Step back, Nathan." "I got it." "Don't do it, Niki." "This isn't you." "Don't do it." "How can you defend him?" "He killed D.L." "I didn't kill anyone." "It's Maury." "He's gotten inside of your head." "Listen to me, this is a nightmare." "This isn't you." "Don't be his puppet!" "You're stronger than this." "You came here to get control of your life." "Don't let Maury undo all of that." "Listen to me." "Listen to me." "Think of your son." "Think of Micah." "Think of your boy." "I couldn't get the nightmare out." "I didn't know what else to do." "I had to stop myself." "Matt." "Don't be scared, molly." "We're gonna get out of here." "Do you recognize this room?" "Yeah, of course." "This is our old place on Parthenia." "Brisket and potatoes." "This is the night you left." "I never apologized." "You weren't sorry." "You walked out that door, you never even turned back." "You think this didn't hurt me?" "This broke my heart." "I love you, matt." "Then turn yourself in." "That's not gonna happen." "There's no prison that can hold me." "I think there is!" "I think I can trap you" "In here just like you trapped molly." "How are you gonna do that?" "Look around, pop." "This isn't my nightmare!" "This is yours!" "I can walk right out that door." "No, you can't." "I have to." "Come on." "You can't!" "Because you're not strong enough" "Because you're still that scared little boy!" "No!" "I'm not scared of you anymore!" "I'm a good man!" "I'm a good cop!" "I'm a good father, which is something" "You know nothing about." "You don't know what it's like" "To fight for someone that you love." "You left." "You left." "All you have are your nightmares." "Let's get out of here." "Don't leave me." "Don't leave me alone!" "No!" "Matt?" "Oh, god." "Molly, the nightmare's over." "He's never gonna hurt you again." "Ever." "I promise." "Oh, god, I love you." "I heard." "So what happens next?" "Where do all these people go?" "Same place we are, home." "Peter!" "Peter!" "Caitlin!" "Peter!" "I'm so scared!" "Please don't let them take me away from you." "I'll get us home." "I promise." "Please, peter." "Don't let them take me." "Don't let them take me." "No." "No!" "No!" "Caitlin!" "The antibodies in my blood" "Will eradicate any traces of the virus in your system." "Your nose, does it hurt?" "Only when I breathe." "I'm sorry." "It's not your fault." "You weren't in control." "This can't be right." "What's wrong?" "The antibodies aren't working." "This isn't possible." "Not now." "It's another strain of the virus." "It's immune." "My blood's no longer a cure." "I'm going to die?" "Hiro!" "This strain has no cure." "Are you certain of these results?" "We'll keep Maury sedated." "We'll destroy every last vial." "I promise." "What is this?" "It's a chance to save Niki." "We got a police report." "A girl walks away from a 50-Foot fall without a scratch." "Cellular regeneration?" "Her name is Claire Bennet." "You remember her father, Noah?" "He worked for us." "Of course." "He's not exactly gonna let us take his daughter, is he?" "Are you saying we should kill him?" "I'm saying we should be prepared." "This is Ivan Spector." "Our man in the Ukraine." "He was Bennett's friend, his mentor." "Bennet killed him." "When was this?" "Last night." "Are you sure it was him?" "He left fingerprints." "Bennet is getting sloppy," "Emotional..." "and that means dangerous." "I have something I need to tell you." "I have been working with Bennet to take down this company." "Why are you telling me this now?" "Because..." "I am unsure of who's right and who's wrong." "And it is time to stop playing games." "There's a storm coming, dr." "Suresh." "Claire is the key." "Her regenerative abilities," "They could cure the virus." "She could save Niki." "I want to do the right thing here." "For Niki." "For everyone." "So did you meet him?" "Meet who?" "The boyfriend, west." "He was here today." "Claire has a boyfriend?" "I checked him out, he's fine." "You cannot be the only man in her life forever." "No, I suppose not." "We knew this day would come." "You wanna tell me about this?" " It's nothing." " Nothing?" "!" ""The cheerleader claims she saw her teammate" "Fall 50 feet to her death."" "That's nothing." "I asked you to do one thing, claire." "I asked you to keep your nose clean." "Debbie was drunk." "Nobody believes her." "Did your boyfriend make you do this?" "Are you kidding me?" "Answer me." "It's none of your business!" "Your tiny rebellions" "Are putting this family in danger!" "Me?" "What about you, dad?" "You think any of us really believe that you were out at a copy conference" "Where were you, out abducting people?" "What is going on down here?" "What did Claire do this time?" "Shut up, Lyle!" "It's not safe here anymore." "Pack your bags." "We're moving" "You can't do that." "This is not a discussion." "We're leaving." "Then you're going without me." "Adam." "Adam." "I don't know any Adam." "Peter, what the hell was that?" "Do you know me?" "Of course I know you." "It's me, Adam." "Don't you remember?" "You and I are going to change history."

"Joyous news, Lord Rahl." "The forces you sent to Kelabra have delivered the second Box of Orden." "Send word to Queen Milena, tell her that I accept all her demands, in return for the third box." "Forgive me, Lord Rahl, but why would we pay such a generous price when one division of our forces could crush Queen Milena to dust?" "Once I have all three boxes, the magic of Orden will give me unchallenged power over everything, and Milena's demands will be meaningless." "There lives Queen Milena." "Not the most beloved monarch in the Midlands." "When she was still Princess Milena she took command of her father's armies and attacked the Kingdom of Tramontana." "Thousands were slaughtered, because she wanted a pink sapphire the size of a large pumpkin seed." "And she got it." "How many people did she kill for the third Box of Orden?" "She inherited it." "It's been in the treasure room for a thousand years." "We're almost too late!" "The talk in the village is that Queen Milena has been whipping her servants, quite literally, unfortunately, into a frenzy over the arrival of an emissary from Darken Rahl." "This emissary must be coming for the third box." "Yes." "When does this emissary get here?" "Tomorrow." "Then we've got one day to sneak into a locked room somewhere inside a heavily fortified castle, steal the most valuable object in the world, and then sneak out again." "Or Darken Rahl gets the box and rules us all." "If the roast looks too big to eat, chop it in half." "You two delay the emissary, and I'll get into the castle." "How?" ""Hear ye, hear ye," ""Ten gold pieces to the entertainer" ""who proves himself worthy of performing" ""at the birthday party of Her Celestial Highness" "Princess Violet of Tamarang."" "Entertainer?" "What does that have to do with you?" "Do you know anyone more entertaining than me?" "Go on." "Swallow the hilt." "Next." "Next." "Next." "Next." "Greetings, Your Highness." "Hello, Princess Violet." "I'm Mr. Stocking." "Happy birthday." "Guards!" "Throw this idiot off the grounds before I chop off his head." "Forgive me, Your Magnificence, for disappointing you." "Hey, where are you going without me?" "What do you mean, "where am I going?"" "I lost the job because of you, you worthless, stinking rag." "First you blame me for losing the job, now you blame me for being stinky." "Something sure smells around here but it isn't me." "You're hired." "Ruben Rybnik, grand puppeteer, at Her Majesty's service." "Legend of the Seeker" "Capture:·ëε@FRM Sync:" "Óêäì@FRS" "For the party I want a puppet of me." "But better than a stocking puppet." "More lifelike." "Can you do that?" "The question, dear princess, is not what can I do, but what can't I do." "See this?" "Solid gold." "I got it for my fifth birthday." "Eighth birthday." "The rope is made out of the finest silk in all the Midlands." "It took some old lady a year to make it." "It's probably worth more than someone like you can even imagine." "Oh, I got her last year so that I could practice my leadership on her." "He's the puppeteer for my party." "If you don't make me too angry you will get to watch the show." "Hello." "Excellent demonstration of leadership, princess." "I'm teaching her etiquette." "But as Your Celestial Highness knows, the threat of a blow is often more effective than the blow itself." "Maybe where you come from." "Now, show the puppeteer what I taught you before I hit you again." "How do you do, kind sir?" "Very well, thank you." "And it is indeed a pleasure to make your acquaintance." "May I ask your name?" "Rachel." "Here's my dress." "Oh, Your Highness, you are the very soul of understated elegance." "Now, what would truly set off Your Majesty's beauty would be" "No, no, of course, your mother would never let you wear that." "Would never let me wear what?" "The famous Pink Sapphire of Tramontana." "I'm sure when you're a little older, you'll be allowed to." "I'm allowed to wear any jewel in the castle right now." "But surely the Pink Sapphire of Tramontana is locked in a vault." "My mother lets me go anywhere in the castle, even the Treasure Room." "I think I could go get it right now." "Is that really the key to the Treasure Room of Tamarang?" "I've dreamt all my life of seeing those wonders." "Keep on dreaming." "I'm the only one allowed in the Treasure Room." "Wait right here." "If I were Rahl," "I'd send more than three soldiers for the third Box of Orden." "If you were Rahl, you'd send a small party of troops ahead to make sure the roads were safe." "You know, if we grabbed one of the scouts, and you confessed him," "you could ask him nicely to send a message back, couldn't you?" "Telling Darken Rahl that Queen Milena won't be ready to deliver the box for at least a week." "What did you do that for?" "I had him." "It looked to me like he had you." "This is what I was afraid of." "That I'd save your le?" "That you'd let your feelings for me get in the way of the mission." "He was about to kill you, and I stopped him." "We had a rare opportunity, and we missed it because you were being overprotective." "What's that?" "It's a Journey Book." "It's how Darken Rahl communicates with his commanders from far away." "He writes in his book, and the words appear in this one." "Richard, th might tell us exactly when the emissary is coming, and by what route." "Rachel." "How did you come by such a beautiful name?" "I was named after my grandmother." "Where is your grandmother now, dear one?" "The queen's soldiers killed her." "She didn't fall to her knees fast enough when the queen came riding by in her carriage." "They killed my mother and my father and my brother too." "You took the sting away." "Rachel, I need your help with something very important." "Have you ever been in the Treasure Room?" "Yes." "And have you seen the Box of Orden?" "Yes." "Princess Violet hates it, because it's the only thing in the castle she's not allowed to touch." "And does Violet ever take the key off her neck?" "No." "She even sleeps with it." "Do you sleep in the room with her?" "She makes me sleep in that box." "But sometimes when she think's I'm being bad, she makes me sleep outside." "Sometimes I'm bad on purpose because I like sleeping outside better." "I like hearing the crickets." "Rachel, I have something special I'd like to give you." "It's called a Trouble Doll." "You tell her your troubles, and she takes them away for you." "I can't." "Princess Violet says I'm not allowed to have my own toys." "If I keep it she'll throw it in the fire." "Rachel, in all my travels" "I have never met a ghastlier little monster than Princess Violet of Tamarang." "Shh!" "If the princess knows you said that she'll have you killed." "I trust you not to tell." "You remind me very much of my own daughter." "She was brave and strong, just like you." "Dear one, why don't you take the doll and hide it?" "Princess Violet doesn't need to know." "It'll be our little" "I didn't say you could talk to him." "You're sleeping outside tonight." "But first, go to the kitchen and tell the cooks that my roast at lunch was dry and stringy." "Tell them that if that happens again, they'll have to pay for it with their hides." "Go!" "Your Magnificence, if you would excuse me," "I need to make my preparations for the festivities." "Not one lump in that icing, or we'll both have hell to pay." "Put some more salt in that." "Hello, sweetheart!" "Hello, Martha." "Just in time to lick the spoon." "Only lick fast, before you-know-who gets here." "You-know-who says I'm supposed to tell you that if the roast is stringy again, she'll flog you." "You tell that spoiled brat that all the crops in Tamarang go to feed the queen and her rich friends." "There's not a crust of bread left for me to feed my children with, and if anyone deserves flogging, it's her." "This servant has proven herself unfit for the job and disloyal to the crown." "Take her to the block." "And who are you?" "Your Majesty, it is the highest honor of my life to present to you your humble servant," "Ruben Rybnik, grand puppeteer, graciously chosen by your daughter for the amusement of her guests." "I applaud your alacrity in stamping out insolence, but if Your Majesty disposes of such a talented cook before the banquet," "I do hope the princess doesn't miss her favorite dessert." "Release her." "She shall be granted a stay of execution until the party's over." "And as for you, your access to the castle shall be strictly limited to the servant's quarters and the banquet room." "As Your Majesty wishes." "I didn't mean to get Martha in trouble." "Why do I always make things worse?" "I wish I could run away from here." "With you." "We'd go so far away that nobody would ever find us." "Don't be sad, Rachel." "Ruben is going to take you away with him." "But first he needs to get hold of the Box of Orden so that Queen Milena can never hurt anyone ever again." "And for that, he needs your help." "And he needs you to be very, very brave." "Well done, Rachel." "Sara told me you needed help." "You gave her a name." "I'm sure that made her very happy." "Now wait here with Sara, and when I come back with the box, we'll leave together, and you'll never see this castle again." "Where will we go?" "I don't know just yet, but I promise I'll find you a safe place, with people who will be overjoyed to have a girl as wonderful as you to care for." "Darken Rahl is coming." "What?" "Look." "Right here." "According to yesterday's orders," "Rahl is coming for the box himself." "Kahlan." "For the first time, ever, we know exactly where Rahl is going to be." "I can kill him." "But he'll be surrounded by soldiers, bodyguards..." "I can drop a running deer at 200 paces with one of these." "And Kahlan, we get to choose exactly the spot we shoot from." "All we need to do is send a message back, directing Lord Rahl to the perfect spot for an attack." "What are you doing?" "The magic of the Journey Book only works when the words are written in blood." "Well, then we'll use mine." "Oh." "I thought you weren't being overprotective." "I was" "We've received word from our scouts." "The bridge on the main road to Tamarang has been washed out by a storm." "We're being advised to take the road through the Iron Hills." "Through the narrow canyons and dark woods of the Iron Hills?" "Yes, My Lord." "It will delay you by a day, but it could take weeks to rebuild the bridge." "My key!" "What are you doing in here?" "F-Forgive me, Princess." "My" " My curiosity overcame me." "How stupid do you think I am?" "You have two seconds to tell me what's going on before I scream my head off and wake up the whole castle." "You may want to turn and look in the mirror before you make good on that threat." "My face!" "My beautiful face!" "What have you done to me?" "Change me back right now or I'll chop your head off!" "How will you get rid of the warts if you chop my head off?" "It's called a Tattletale Curse," "Your Celestial Highness." "I can take it away." "But if you ever even think of telling on me, the warts will reappear." "Forever." "Whether I'm there or not." "I got the box, and I fixed Violet for good." "By sunrise we'll be six leagues away." "What about Martha?" "Who?" "Martha." "The one whose head the queen is gonna chop off after the party." "We can't leave without her." "We don't have time to go to the servant's quarters." "If Rahl gets his hands on this box, he'll chop off more heads than there are in the entire Kingdom of Tamarang." "I'm so sorry, but there are too many lives at stake." "But Martha has three children." "If the queen kills her, they'll starve." "Post 16 extra men on the south battlements, and 30 on the north." "Leave nothing to chance." "What, may I ask, is my daughter's puppeteer doing lurking about the castle at this hour?" "I, uh, awoke with a growling stomach and went to the kitchen for a late night snack, and was just on my way back to the servant's quarters." "Guards, see to it that the puppeteer finds his way back." "And remain stationed outside his room, in case he decides he needs anything else." "Where's Violet?" "In the banquet room inspecting the party decorations." "We don't have much time." "The queen's guards are following me everywhere, they're right outside the door." "If they're following you everywhere, how are you gonna get the box out of the castle?" "Rachel, it's up to you now." "Me?" "I'd give all the riches of all kingdoms in the world not to have to place such a terrible burden on you." "If there was any other way, I" "Don't be sad, Ruben." "I can do it." "I want to do it." "Listen very carefully." "Go to the kitchen and ask Martha for a loaf of bread." "Cut the loaf in half and hollow it out." "Hide the box inside." "Tell the guards at the gate that the princess has sent you to sleep outside." "Go straight through the woods, turn right at the stream and follow it to the hill that overlooks the castle." "You'll find friends there." "Their names are Richard and Kahlan." "What about you and-- And Martha?" "The queen isn't going to let me leave until I finish the puppet show." "And when I'm done, I promise I'll do what I can for Martha." "Rachel, you are now the most important person in the world." "Don't worry." "It'll be easy to get out." "Everyone treats me like I'm invisible anyway." "You have to go now." "Good luck, dear one." "Martha, may I please have a loaf of bread?" "Oh, I'm sorry little one." "All of the bread is already in the banquet room." "I wanna lick the bowl!" "Where is it?" "What are you doing in here?" "Nothing." "Do you have something behind your back?" "Show me your hands then." "It's a present." "I wanted it to be a surprise." "Happy birthday, Princess Violet." "You call this a present?" "Where'd you get it?" "The trash?" "No!" "Why isn't my cake in the oven yet?" "I...just need to add the cardamom." "I hate cardamom." "It makes me sneeze." "Just put it in already." "Are you deaf?" "Richard, what if this is it?" "What do you mean?" "I mean, what if you kill Rahl?" "It would all be over." "The magic hold he has over his forces would be gone." "Some people might fight for a while, but most would wake up, go back to their lives, to their families." "So could you." "I have no family left." "You could find somebody to start one with." "That's not him." "His hands aren't holding the reins, they're tied to them." "Then he must know the message in the Journey Book didn't come from one of his own people." "So he sent a double." "But if that's not him, then where is he?" "So sorry to interrupt the party." "Lord Rahl, what a welcome and unexpected honor." "The honor is all mine." "How lovely you look today, Queen Milena." "And Princess Violet, so beautiful." "The image of her mother." "If I cut between the two roses, we can get the box out and I can fix the damage so nobody will notice." "Now, quickly." "What are you doing?" "The queen wants the cake in the banquet hall now." "Lord Rahl, before we adjourn to the Treasure Room, won't you consider doing us the honor of cutting the cake?" "It would be my great pleasure." "Wait!" "Who is this man?" "My apologies, Lord Rahl." "He's nothing but a common entertainer who doesn't know his place." "I'm so sorry, Your Supreme and Magnanimous Lordship." "I only meant to say that the princess specifically requested that we have the puppet show before the cake." "What are you--?" "Oh." "Yes, I want the puppet show first." "May I present myself?" "Ruben Rybnik, grand puppeteer." "Oh, Lord Rahl." "If you would grant this indulgence, it would mean so much to my daughter." "We can discuss our business after the party." "Unless of course the box is of no importance to you." "Of course, Queen Milena." "Anything for the birthday girl." "Thank you, Your Lordship." "So then my pony pranced with joy because it knew it belonged to the prettiest princess in all the land." "When I was 3, and too small to ride a real pony..." "As charming as this is, we do have more important matters to attend to." "Of course, My Lord." "Finish quickly, puppeteer." "Lord Rahl has more important things to do than watch your marionettes." "Yes, Your Majesty." "Beware, Darken Rahl, I am the Seeker." "The time has finally come for me to kill you and fulfill the Prophecy." "What is the meaning of this?" "Stop this at once." "No." "No, please, continue with the show." "I'd like to see how this little fairy-tale ends." "Come and fight me, you coward!" "I came here to enjoy myself and celebrate the princess' birthday." "And here you are, as always, trying to spoil the fun for everybody." "You know, you really are the worst Seeker ever." "I'm going to have to kill you now and end your silly quest." "Now, shall we cut the cake?" "Lord Rahl, wait!" "The show isn't over." "Why, it's just begun." "Still here, Rahl?" "Is that the best you can do, Seeker?" "Fighting with you is so dull I'm afraid I might fall asleep." "I beg you, stay awake." "A hero as great and noble as myself would never kill a man in his sleep." "Your vanity is even greater than the size of your sword." "Enough talk." "'s time for you to die." "Oh, somebody's going to die, that's for certain." "But I rather suspect it isn't going to be me!" "Well done, puppeteer." "Forgive me, princess, but the dull business of state is calling." "As it is to your mother." "Highness?" "Certainly, My Lord." "Hurry, Rachel." "They're on their way to the Treasure Room." "Are you trying to trick me?" "I'm sorry?" "This box is a counterfeit." "That's not possible." "Isn't it?" "Someone has used magic to turn an ordinary spice box into a look-alike Box of Orden." "But there is nobody with magic powers in my castle." "Your stupidity is stunning!" "Seal the castle." "No one gets in or out." "And bring me the puppeteer." "Queen Milena tells me that you arrived in Tamarang two days ago." "Yes, Lord Rahl." "I heard the princess was looking for entertainers and this opportunity to perform for you and for Her Majesty has been the pinnacle of my career." "Perhaps Your Lordship has called me here to see more of my artistry?" "Oh, no, that's quite all right." "I already know what a master you are at the art of pulling people's strings." "Bind his hands." "What's this?" "A cautionary measure meant to insure my safety against an untimely blast of wizard's fire." "Wizard's fire?" "Puppets dancing all by themselves." "It certainly looked like Wizard's work to me." "Oh, Lord Rahl, you flatter me too much." "I'll show you how the illusion works if you promise not to tell a soul." "Why don't you show me how this illusion works instead?" "Only a Wizard of the First Order could conjure a false Box of Orden." "This looks like an ordinary spice box to me." "Don't play games with me." "Only three Wizards of the First Order have been born in a hundred years." "One died." "One works for me." "And the third, oh, what was his name?" "Oh, yes." "Now I remember." "His name was Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander." "He disappeared right around the time" "I cleansed the town of Brennidon in an attempt to save the Midlands from the false promises of the Seeker." "But now the Seeker is back." "And here you are." "And here I am." "But where is the box?" "Halt." "No one goes in or out." "But I go in and out all the time." "Sorry, little one." "The orders came from Lord Rahl himself." "Can I have your name?" "So I can tell the princess I tried to follow her orders but you wouldn't let me." "She likes to chop people's heads off who don't obey her." "Especially on her birthday." "Tell me where the box is." "Now." "I've hidden it." "Magically." "Kill me and you'll never find it." "I have no intention of killing you, Zeddicus." "I'm sure you'll keep your secret till your dying breath, but I do enjoy a challenge." "Lord Rahl, I've received a report that one of Milena's guards has allowed someone to pass through the south gate." "Who?" "A little girl." "The princess' playmate." "Find the girl." "I think I went the wrong way." "Sara, which way should I go?" "Please help me." "There she is!" "Over there!" "We have to run." "Come on." "Are you Richard and Kahlan?" "Yes, we are." "Ruben told me to find you." "Is this Ruben a tall man with long white hair?" "Thinks he's really funny?" "He did it." "Where's Zedd?" "I mean, uh, Ruben?" "I think the bad man got him." "The great Darken Rahl, master of D'Hara, was defeated not by the Seeker nor by the First Wizard, but by a 10-year-old girl." "It's a puppet." "I told you I was the grand puppeteer." "Rachel." "Sara, you can talk!" "Where's Ruben?" "Right here, hoping there's a bite of cake left." "Ruben!" "Martha!" "Martha, I was so worried about you." "I know you were, sweetheart." "Ruben told me you wouldn't leave the castle without me." "I've told my boys so much about you and they've always wanted a little sister." "Would you like to come and live with us?" "But Martha, what about your own children?" "How will you feed all of us?" "Now, that reminds me, where was it?" "It's the Pink Sapphire of Tramontana." "Think of it as a parting gift from Princess Violet." "I'm sure she would want you to have it." "Lord Rahl, how can I ever begin to apologize?" "Be assured I will not rest until the rats in my dungeon are devouring the remains of that thieving, lying Wiz" "Wizard." "Queen Milena, it's quite all right." "You couldn't have known that we were all being deceived." "Thank you for your hospitality." "Have no fear for your daughter, Your Highness." "She will grow up surrounded by the most precious jewels." "As a slave in the deepest caverns of the Mines of Athanasia." "Bring me my Journey Book." "Fascinating reading." "Lord Rahl leaves no detail unattended to in his orders." "You were so close to him." "No matter how close I get, only the Seeker can deal the final blow." "No going home yet." "Lord Rahl is sending a message." "What's he saying?" "Four words." ""I will find you.""

"Hey, guys." "Just watched a video sent to me by a follower." "Hey, everybody." "It's Jen and I wanted to make this video in response to..." "That sleep experiment video that's on YouTube." "This... this video of some strange mad scientist guy." "Hungarian doctor doing, you know, tests." " Experimenting on students." " Younger Asian male patients." "They have, like, wires connected to their heads." "I don't know what to believe on the Internet anymore." "What's going on, everybody?" "It's your man, Alpha Cat." "Welcome to this episode of "Ask Alpha Cat."" "This crazy viral video that has gotten thousands of views." "Apparently, it's this viral video that's been going around the web." " It's gotten tons of hits." " Some people have also said that this is related to, like, a more recent rash of deaths." "Those deaths over in Kentucky." "Some people say that it's dangerous to watch it." "After watching it, they start hallucinating." "It's kind of creepy." "I'm not trying to have some real-life "Ring" experience where I watch something and then I'm cursed." " Bump that." " It's pretty scary." "People just think I'm crazy." " Obviously, this is fake, you guys." " This is something real." "This video is creepy as hell." "Like, nobody knows who uploaded the video." "We have no information." "We have nothing." "This is a video that wasn't meant to get out." "I'd really like some answers." "(BIRDS CHIRPING)" "(CHATTER)" "(CHICKENS CLUCKING)" "(OXEN GRUNTING)" "(ANIMALS CHITTERING)" "(WOOD CREAKING)" "(FOOTSTEPS)" "(SNARLING)" "(BUZZING)" "Teng." "Teng?" "Teng?" "Teng!" "Teng!" "Teng!" "MALE CALLER:" "Hi, Charlie." "My name's Alex." " Long-time listener, first-time caller." "CHARLIE:" " Hey, Alex." "What's up?" "Well, there's this girl and I really like her." "So go up to her, start a conversation." "ALEX:" "We really haven't met in person yet." "We just Facebook each other, but I thought it was starting to get intense, and then she stopped responding." "CHARLIE:" "I remember hearing a story about a girl who fell in love with a guy on one of these sites, and when she found out that the guy was actually one of her friends playing a prank on her, she killed herself." "Now, what does that tell you?" "It tells me that the bullshit we make up in our minds can be dangerous." "It's got us living in a world where we're falling in love with ones and zeros, with fake people, when the real world is just outside." "You know the thing we still can't get online?" "Chemistry." "That primordial thing, that animal instinct that draws us together." "And without that, you got nothing." "Just a fake relationship with a fake girl in a fake world, with nothing to show for it but real heartache." "So turn off your computer, Alex." "Go outside, find yourself a real girl." "Good luck to you." "Next caller." "You're on KZTO's "The Night Shift" with Charlie Crowe." "(ERRATIC BREATHING)" "MALE CALLER:" "Hello?" "Am I on... on the air?" "Yeah, you're on the air." " My name's Jeff." " Mm-hmm." " Jeff, what's on your mind?" " I'm seeing things." " What kind of things?" " Shadows." "Shadows of people who aren't really there." "Oh, what, you mean like ghosts?" "No, they're not ghosts." "These are something else." "Uh, Jeff, no offense, but we get a lot of interesting callers on this show, but this is not a nuthouse." "So please direct all your local insanity to your local psychiatrist." "And what do we say when people waste our valuable air-time?" " We say..." "MAN'S VOICE:" " Thank you very much." "(HORN SQUAWKS, SPRING BOINGS)" "Well, that's about all the time we have on "The Night Shift" with Charlie Crowe." "We have a ton of people on hold." "Thank you for trying." "Try again next time when Charlie Crowe unveils the mysteries of the unknown universe." "We'll be back on Monday." "Until then, good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bedbugs bite." "ANNOUNCER:" " Big City Value Furniture..." " Any word from Philadelphia?" "Uh, yeah, man." "They're not looking to syndicate us just now." "Maybe next year if our numbers come up." "(CHARLIE SIGHS)" "You know this is the worst damn market I've ever worked in." "(CHUCKLES)" "Night, Tom." "My name is Tom DiMartino." "I am producer and engineer for "The Night Shift"" "with Charlie Crowe on Z104." "Charlie got this slot in the evenings and needed a producer/engineer person, you know, somebody to screen calls." "And so he said, "Hey, you know, you've got some experience."" ""Would you be willing to do this for me?"" "You know, I was game at the time." "(MAN CHUCKLES)" "Seemed like a pretty good ole boy." "Last time I talked to him, anyway." "Like I said, he leaves a good tip." "MAN:" "How many times did he come in here?" "Before or after 4:00?" "(LAUGHS)" "That was a good show, Charlie." "Wish my programmers thought so." "If they ever can your ass over at that radio station, you can come work for me." "No offense, Sparky, but..." "I think I'd rather suck the end of a double-barreled shotgun." "(LAUGHS)" "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "(KNOCKING CONTINUES)" "(DOORBELL RINGS, KNOCKING CONTINUES)" "(KNOCKING CONTINUES)" "(DOORBELL RINGING)" "Hey there, kiddo." "What's the word?" "BOY:" "Hey." "CHARLIE:" " How's Dr. Robert?" " He's fine, I'm fine." "Thanks for asking." "Maid's day off again?" "Um, what are you doing?" " Checking your fridge." " Why?" "To see if you have anything healthy to feed my son with." "Hey, that's still good." "It's expired." "You know, I'm perfectly capable of taking care of our son." " I don't like him eating junk food." " Yeah, so we'll go out." "I don't like him eating fast food either." "All right, then I'll have the butler whip us up something." "Don't be cute, Charlie." "This is serious." "Can't I be cute and serious?" "Don't you think you should stop wearing that?" "It's confusing Preston." "Well, maybe I don't like throwing things away." "Clearly." "What about you, huh?" "Is it better to throw something out after you're tired of it?" "Trade it in for something new and shiny and rich?" "I was impressed with the fact that he took an interest in my son." "Hey, wait." "Hey, no." "I take an interest in Preston." "He just doesn't like the same things I like." "Hey, Charlie." "How's the DJ business?" "I'm not a DJ." "DJs spin records." "Lovely to see you." "So what do you want to do?" " Nothing." " Eh, come on." "Let's go out to the park." "We can throw the ball around." "Yeah, that would be fun..." "if I was 10." "(LAUGHS) Oh, all right." " What are you playing?" " Zombie Killer." "Yeah, that looks pretty violent." "Is that rated for adults or something?" "Yeah, but Robert lets me play it, so..." "Well, um, Robert is not your father, and I would prefer it if you didn't sit around all day looking at that garbage." "It'll rot your brain." "Yeah, you would know about garbage, wouldn't you, Dad?" "(TSKS)" "It's not garbage." "This is all perfectly plac..." " I need that there for later." " Good." "(DOG BARKING)" "Bed-time, buddy." "Do you want me to leave that other light on for you?" "Why, you think I'm scared of the dark?" "No." "I'm sorry." "I just..." "I... you're growing up so fast." "I forget sometimes." "Since when do you care?" "Since you were born, buddy." "Since you were born." "(CROW CAWING)" "(DISTANT SIRENS BLARING)" "(CAR HORN HONKS)" "(MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO)" " Preston, your mom's here." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "MOM:" " Have fun?" "PRESTON:" " No." "ROBERT:" " You beat my high score?" " Yeah, look." "Yeah, I love you, too, kid." "Hey." "So that kid from the other night, the one with the shadows." " Yeah?" " He drops a package off at my house filled with photos and lab reports of some crazy experiment from Camden College." " Well, you better make a copy." " Why?" "Because when the CIA confiscates it, no one's gonna believe you." "No, man." "He's just some conspiracy nut." "Oh, please tell me you're not buying into this crap." "No, you know, it's just something interesting for the show." "Besides, you know, if my body ends up in a dumpster, it would probably be good for ratings." "Yeah, actually, speaking of ratings," "I talked to programming today." "And?" "They said if our numbers don't come up, they're gonna start running reruns of Raunchy Paul in our slot." "Raunchy Paul?" "You gotta be kidding me." "I wish I was, man, but that's what they said." "(SIGHS) Son of a bitch." "All right, we're on in 10 seconds." "(MUSIC PLAYING)" "ANNOUNCER:" "Now here he is, the king of the late-night mic... the one, the only" "Charlie Crowe on your radio." "This is the tri-county superstation KZTO, and you're listening to "The Night Shift" with Charlie Crowe." "Welcome, all you people of the night, all you maniacs, brainiacs, and insomniacs who won't hit the sack." "Let's open up the phone lines and hear what's on your mind." "First caller, you're on the air." "JEFF:" "Have you seen them yet, Charlie?" "Oh, it's Jeff." "I thought I might hear from you again." "JEFF:" "Did you get the package I left you?" "Mm-hmm, I did, Jeff." "That is some interesting stuff." " What is it?" " I don't know." "I'm trying to figure that out, but I'm afraid if I go to sleep, I'll never wake up again." "Why exactly did you send me that package, Jeff?" "It's evidence." "I'm not crazy." "They come when you sleep." "Every night, I close my eyes and they come." "And I'll wiggle my toe or try and move my arms just to wake myself up, but it's like they don't want you to be awake." "Mm." "Well, now you're starting to worry me, Jeff." "How old are you?" " 17." " 17, I see." "Are your parents around?" "Can I talk to them?" "My mom works nights." "I'm here alone." "Jeff, if you're afraid, you should go to a friend's house" " or..." "I don't know." " I have a gun." "Uh, what do you need a gun for?" "You can't get away from them." "Do you understand me?" "It's your thoughts." "When you think about them, that's how they find you." "It's like sharks drawn to blood in water." "The only question is, how do you stop thinking about something?" "Uh, Jeff, are you still with us?" " They're here." " Okay." "Now, uh, just..." "just calm down, Jeff." "I want you to call someone." "Uh..." "Uh, let's..." "let's just put that gun down and... so we can talk, because, Jeff," "I know that you are not crazy." "(GUNSHOT)" "(STATIC HISSING)" "Jeff?" "Jeff?" "Hello?" "Yeah, we're gonna go to a commercial break now to, uh, make sure everything's okay." "Now nobody panic." "This could be a hoax." "We will find Jeff and, uh, make sure that he is all right." "ANNOUNCER:" "Tired of that slow computer, those inevitable crashes?" "Save costly repairs and downtime with the best solution to your problem..." "JEFF:" "And I've got a gun here." "CHARLIE:" "Oh, listen, that's..." "you know, that's not the answer." " Is there, like, a friend or..." "(CRYING)" "They're in the room right now." "I see them in the room right now." " What... who is in the room?" " Charlie..." " Who's in the room?" "(GUNSHOT)" "Do you want me to call..." "oh, my gosh." "Well, I'll tell you what." "Details are very sketchy at this point." "We arrived just about a half hour ago and we're told that the radio host here took a call from someone right around 17 years old, and that person through the course of the conversation is heard firing a weapon." "We don't know if that person fired a weapon, we don't know if somebody else in the room fired a weapon, but a weapon was fired live on the air." "He didn't kill himself." "He shot the wall." "His parents checked him into a hospital." "Man, that had me freaked out." "Yeah, me, too." "He wants to take your statement now." "Hi, Officer." "People are already speculating that the call may have been a hoax in an attempt to boost the ratings of the show." "Now, if that's true, host Charlie Crowe may be in a bit of hot water." "We tried to speak to Mr. Crowe following the broadcast, but take a look at what happened." "I didn't call him." "He called me, all right?" "I've never met him." "I'm just an entertainer." "Now, if you'll please excuse me, that's all I have to say about that." " It's been a long night." "REPORTER:" " Sir?" "Mr. Crowe, are you gonna be on the air tomorrow?" "Do you have anything to say to the family?" "(PHONE RINGING)" "(GROANS)" "(RINGING CONTINUES)" " Yeah?" "TOM:" " Hey, listen, Charlie." "You know, that thing last night with the kid, um, I really think this might be the break that we need." "Our numbers are up this week." "I think people really respond to this kind of real-life drama." "No, people think it's a stunt." "I had a reporter at the station last night asking me about it." "I'll tell you what it is, it's an opportunity." "And it's got a lot of people talking about it." "Programmers think it's a good idea and, actually, I think so, too, if you go down to the hospital and you talk to this kid." " You know, meet him." " No, no." "Oh, don't make me do that." "I'm not good with kids." "I..." "I mean, come on, especially if he's nuts." "No, no, listen." "You go down to the hospital, okay?" "You meet with the kid, you show that the station is sympathetic, and it's good PR, right?" "(SIGHS) Yeah, all right." "Good PR." "(DISTANT SIRENS BLARING)" "Hi, I'm looking for a patient..." "Jeff Pyatt." "He was admitted here." "Oh, I'm sorry." "He's not here anymore." "He was transferred?" " He passed away in his sleep." " He's dead?" " How did..." " We don't know yet." "They'll contact family with the results after the autopsy." "You don't know how he died?" "(CELL PHONE RINGING)" " Yeah?" "TOM:" " Hey, Charlie." "Are you there?" "Yeah." "The kid's dead, Tom." "TOM:" "They said he didn't kill himself, though." "CHARLIE:" "He didn't." "He died in his sleep just like he said he was going to." "You're shitting me." "Do you know where Camden College is?" "Yeah, it's just off 127." "Why?" "Oh, no, don't tell me." "I thought you said the kid was just nuts." "Well, then why did he die?" "Please, Charlie." "You know what?" "You're gonna end up in the dumpster, man." "I'm tellin..." "At the time that he actually... when you... what you..." "pronounced dead, yes, there was lots of people." "But when you actually say it went down... it's what we call, you know..." "what they call coded... nobody was there at that moment." "There was nothing out of the ordinary at his residence." "He seemed to be a healthy kid." "There is times that..." "truly you say we missed that." "You know, I could name several..." "of course, I won't... but you think, you know, this is... we truly missed something, but this time we did not." "I mean, this was not..." "it was truly a mystery." "Hi there." "Hi." "Can I help you?" "Yeah, I was wondering if there's a teacher here named Dr. Ravenscroft." "Never heard of him." "(SIGHS) Oh, okay." "Um, can you tell me where I could look up information on someone, like, scientific papers he might have published, that kind of thing?" "Right there." "Science periodicals." "But you're not allowed to check them out unless you're faculty or a student." "Yeah, but I can make copies." "Not unless you're faculty or a student." "Yeah, well, I'm neither." "Thank you very much." "Say that again." " Thank you very much?" " Hey." "I'm sorry, but are you on the radio?" "I am, actually." " Charlie Crowe, KZTO." " "The Night Shift," yes." "I listen to your show all the time." "It's the coolest." "And you have the sexiest voice." "Well, uh, thank you very much." "You just don't really look the way I imagined you would." "Yeah." "Thanks again." "Wait, question." "That kid on your show, they say he died in the hospital." " Is that true?" " Yeah, he did." "Freaky." "Yeah." "Well, I'll tell you what." "Go ahead and use the copiers." "I won't tell." "Shh." "(BEEPING)" "Maggie, somebody jammed the copier again." "(GROANS)" "(BEEPING)" "CHARLIE:" "This is KZTO's "The Night Shift."" "If you've been listening, then you know we had a rather dramatic incident on the air the last time I was with you, so tonight we're gonna take some time to talk about what's on everybody's mind." "We'll open up the lines." "Caller, you're on the air." "MAN:" "Hey, yo." "HEY:" "Maggie, YOU gonna lock up?" "I'm just finishing up a couple things." "Good night, Carl." "(DOOR CLOSES)" "(BIRD CALLS)" " Mag!" " Jesus!" "Brit." "(LAUGHS)" " Jesus." "You scared the shit out of me." "Oh, my God, that was so funny." "I seriously just pissed." "Why did you do that?" "I'm so freaked out right now." " This kid just died." " No, no, don't even tell me." "I don't like scary stories because they give me nightmares." "But there is a huge party tonight at the Sigma Chi house." "Everybody is gonna be there." "Please tell me you're coming with." "I have to study." "Oh, my God." "You never do anything." "And don't wake me up when you get home." "I have an 8:00 a.m. class." "No promises." "MALE CALLER:" "I think the kid sounded like he was on drugs." "I'm sorry he died and all, but I think it's an overdose." "I mean, I don't mess with that stuff myself, but I know people that do" " and they sounded just like that kid." "(MOUTHING WORDS)" "Okay, we have another caller here." "MALE CALLER 2:" "Hey, Charlie, I just want to say it could be some kind of government thing, contamination of our drinking water they're trying to cover up." "(BUZZES)" "(HUMMING)" "(WATER RUNNING)" "FEMALE CALLER:" "It sounded to me that what the boy described was a classic abduction scenario." "You see, the Greys, they're the aliens from Alpha Centauri, and they abduct people for their genetic experiments." "And the thing that tipped me off..." "he said he was paralyzed." "(SNARLS)" "CHARLIE OVER RADIO:" "Psychiatrist on the line here." "Dr. Perkowski, what do you have to say about all this?" "DR. PERKOWSKI:" "I'd just like to say, from my experience, that there are a number of different types of mental illness which could go undiagnosed for long periods of time." "The caller on the air may have had an episode of extreme schizophrenic paranoia." "In these instances, the victim can often see things that aren't there, react to them." "The world of the imagination and the real world blends so that they cannot distinguish the difference." "In such a case, it's natural that he could have believed that a man or a shadowy figure of some kind was stalking him." "It's important for your audience to be aware that these delusions are fairly common, but we must remember that they are only in our imagination." "And no matter how frightening they seem," " they can't really harm you." "(STATIONS CHANGING)" "(VOICE WHISPERING)" "(STATIONS CHANGING)" "(STATIC HISSING)" "(GASPING)" "(BUZZING)" "(STRAINED CRY)" "CHARLIE:" "All right, that is a wrap for "The Night Shift."" "Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bedbugs bite." "ANNOUNCER:" "Ace Auto is your headquarters for used..." "That is the most callers we have ever had." " Any word on the numbers?" " I don't know." "I'm gonna have to check them tomorrow, man, but I have a really good feeling that they're gonna be good." " Like to get syndicated good?" " Like we could get syndicated good." "MAN:" " What's your name?" " Brittany Daniels." " And what year are you?" " Sophomore." "I came home and normally" "I'm kind of loud, so I make a lot of noise." "Maggie, you missed the craziest fucking night ever." "Okay, so, I'm, like, still drunk right now." "We're taking all these tequila shots and they dare me to streak, so, of course, I did, and I'm like halfway back from the fucking oak tree, and I totally puked." "Oh, my God, it's like the third time I've puked there this year." "(MAN TALKING OVER RADIO)" " Hello?" "Oh, God, don't tell me you're pissed at me." "Hello?" "(GASPS)" "(SCREAMS)" "WOMAN:" "I mean, I just felt awful for her parents and just her friends having to go on and her roommate." "I knew about her roommate a little bit, but that's pretty much it." "I mean, they were all... it's pretty... it's pretty sad, it's pretty intense." "Not gonna lie." "(CROW CAWS)" "Holy shit." "I have noticed... not that I'm a nosy neighbor... but I have noticed, um, he sits in that window a lot and is doing research, he tells me." "TOM:" "The circumstances of the kid's death has really affected him." "CHARLIE:" "We had a caller on a previous show who believed he was seeing things." "For all I know, they're unrelated." "I mean, I just..." "I don't know." "I think some of it's rumor and speculation, conspiracy theories..." "that kind of stuff." "He said he believed if he closed his eyes, he might never wake up." "And, in this case, he was right." "SPARKY:" "Nobody else got sick." "I mean, these few people have died and under strange circumstances." "It's all he talks about." "I mean, now, since that kid called up and talked to him on the radio." "People go in for that, especially in the middle of the night." "I mean, that's..." "that's our market." "Who hasn't felt like someone was watching them in their sleep or, like, a shadow moved in the corner?" "We usually dismiss this as paranoia, that you're seeing things that aren't there, that it's a trick of the eyes, but let's assume, for the moment, that it's not." "We'll open up the lines." "Caller?" "WOMAN:" "I was sinking so much into my bed." " Eventually I woke up." "MAN:" " I felt like I was suffocating." "WOMAN 2:" "I felt something hit my legs or jump on the bed, that weight change." "WOMAN 3:" "And I just..." "I felt this presence." "You're yelling at yourself, like, "Do something, do something,"" "and you can't." "Just people moving in old houses and they say they hear doors creak 'cause somebody died in the house." "Thinking they're seeing things, but not really seeing anything." "FEMALE CALLER:" "Some people have reported it sounding very raspy." "MALE CALLER:" "It was like this buzz sound." "TOM:" "It's increased listenership." "People want to talk about it." " People want to hear about it." " I listen to Charlie Crowe quite a bit." "Yeah." "Yeah, I've heard him." "Don't know about him, but, yeah, I've heard him." "He was involved in a lot worse, though, Mr. Crowe was." "Ah, hell, that's just Charlie." "CHARLIE:" "People say these things come to us when we sleep." "Is there something we do while sleeping that calls them to us?" "FEMALE CALLER:" "It's almost like insanity." "MALE CALLER:" "I just have to have an answer for this." " It's so freaky." "FEMALE CALLER 2:" " A long time after that, I was terrified to go to bed." "They can't move, they can't speak, and they can barely breathe." "It feels like there's a pressure on their chest." "They feel like they're suffocating, and it's terrifying." "Sleep paralysis is the experience of awakening unable to move, and it's produced by a physiological mechanism in the brain that's well understood." "This is a normal human experience." "One in five of us will have it at some point in our life." "MALE CALLER:" "It wasn't like I was paralyzed, because I think when you're paralyzed, you don't really feel your body." "WOMAN: 80% of people who have sleep paralysis experience some kind of hallucination." "FEMALE CALLER:" "It's not actually like a hooded person or like a floating black cloud." "MALE CALLER:" "Out the corner of my eye, I could see these dark shapes." "FEMALE CALLER 2:" "I have a maybe, like, nine-foot ceiling and it nearly reached that." "MALE CALLER 2:" "I know nobody's in the house." "You can imagine how freaky that is." "MALE CALLER 3:" "I don't think it was anything I wanted to really look at for very long." "FEMALE CALLER 3:" "It's interesting how many people are coming together and discussing these things now." "I'm really fascinated by all the stories coming in." "There's so many people calling in with their experiences." "The numbers keep growing." "Are they all making it up?" "I don't think so." "The shadow people..." "can it all be real?" "Oh, shit." "As the first EIS officer on the scene," "I went to the coroner's office and was able to examine the second victim... a 21-year-old female." "So the tissue sample showed no pathogens?" "No." "WHITE BLOOD CELL COUNTS: normal." "Died in her sleep just like the first victim." "Two cases like this, two days apart." " Did the two have contact?" " Don't know." "Why, the CDC think this condition may be contagious?" "Well, that's what I'm here to determine." "No heart defect." "Toxicology's negative." "Which is odd because the male victim was reported to be hallucinating." " Hallucinating?" " That's what the police report said." "He was checked into the hospital where he saw, like, delusions of shadows moving all around him." "Hmm." "Strange." "Maybe hallucinations are a possible symptom." " What about brain biopsy?" " Normal." "MAN:" "And we're looking for someone who's possibly overweight or someone who has high blood pressure or someone who has, like, diabetes or just a history in their family of stroke or heart attacks." "So these victims were, you know, young, they were completely healthy." "You know, we checked their blood, and there's nothing in their blood that shows that they have any fatty deposits in their heart." "No history of diabetes in the family, you know, no history of stroke, no history of cancer." "If this was in Cambodia, the diagnosis would be easy." "(SPEAKING BROKEN ENGLISH)" "MAN:" "Very scared?" "It was first noticed in the Hmong immigrants who came from Vietnam to the United States right after the Vietnam War." "We did get a team of microbiologists, pathologists, epidemiologists." "We did blood cultures, urine samples." "We did sputum cultures, we tested for heavy metals." "The most disturbing part of this is we did not find a biological agent." "In the archives," "I found a condition called sudden unexplained nocturnal death syndrome, and I believe that this is very likely a resurgence." "This condition had very similar circumstances to these young people who have died here in Eastern Kentucky." "Did anyone do a trip report?" "If I remember correctly, the first EIS officer went on-site in 1981." "Initially, we thought the disease triggered cardiac arrest during sleep, yet more recent studies indicate that lack of oxygen to the brain may be the cause." "The victims showed no genetic history of myocardial infarction or sleep apnea." "And we're still unclear on a cause?" "The data was inconclusive." "It seems hundreds of healthy immigrants just died in their sleep without cause." "One more question, Dr. Lacombe." "Does the syndrome appear to be communicable?" "The truth is we really don't have enough evidence to make a conclusion either way." "Well, I don't think that explanation is gonna fly with the public." " Mr. Crowe?" " Yeah." "Hi, I'm Sophie Lacombe." "I'm with the Center for Disease Control." "I got your address from Tom at the station." "Disease control?" "What kind of diseases?" "Well, I'm here investigating the local deaths and their causes." "It seems there may be some new cases of a disease that we call sudden unexplained nocturnal death syndrome." "Okay, I'll save you some time." "Those deaths weren't caused by a disease." "In fact, they were caused by..." "Shadow people?" "I was just brewing some coffee." " Thank you." " You want a cup?" "No, thanks." "Come, sit." "So I'm looking for a link between these deaths." "After interviewing some people about the victims," "I was told that some of them were listening to your radio show before they died." " Can you explain that?" " No, I can't." "I'm just reporting what people are telling me." "I'm trying to give them a voice." "If anything, I'm trying to help." "Well, so am I, Mr. Crowe." "That's why I'm here." "You see, the victims reported hallucinations, sleep paralysis... symptoms that you talked about on your show." "Perhaps if I could get your call logs," "I could track the infected victims." "Yeah, I'll give you anything you want, but it's not gonna do you any good unless you realize that what these people are seeing is real." "A lot of people think just 'cause they can't explain it scientifically that it doesn't exist, but I can tell you that our ancestors knew about nightmares and how harmful they are." "Well, I'm certain that bad dreams can't harm you." "I'm not talking about bad dreams." "I mean nightmares." "The actual word nightmare is an Old English word that means evil spirit." "A maere..." "M-A-E-R-E... that comes in the night to attack its victim." "Now, in modern times, we've changed that meaning." "I think we've changed it to cover up the truth." "Look, here's one." "A real one." "A real nightmare." "Now, every culture documents this." "The Native Americans called it the Raven Mocker." "It was a shadow that comes to steal your soul." "In the Middle East, they call it jinn, and they believe they were created at the same time as us by God, but to live in a different dimension." "Now these are cultures that are far older than ours, but they've all reported the same thing from different parts of the world for centuries." "And now, for the past 100 years, we've started to deny their existence." "I think it's us who's being naive." "I think it's one of those things you're not ever gonna truly believe..." "Until you see it for yourself." "You got a knack for finishing people's sentences, lady." "Well, that's the point, isn't it?" "Seeing is believing?" "Yet there's no proof of these claims." " I have proof." " You do?" "These don't really prove anything." "I mean, for all I know, it could be a hoax." "That's what I thought, but this Dr. Ravenscroft published a scientific journal." "Huh." "I'm gonna have to get over to the college and talk to someone about Ravenscroft and his research." "Maybe he found something about this disease that I don't know about." "Yeah, but I keep telling you, it's not a disease." "It's more... it's like a..." " Curse?" " Yeah." "Like I said, lady, you have a knack." " Bye." " See you tonight." "Professor Fisher?" "Hi, Sophie Lacombe." "Oh, yes, from the CDC." "They told me I'd have a visitor today." " Please." " Thank you." "What can I do for you?" "Well, I'm looking for some information on Dr. Ravenscroft." "Do you know where I might find him?" "Resurrection Cemetery last time I checked." "Sorry." "Well, I'm looking for some information on a research study he did in 1971." "A sleep study, if I'm not mistaken, and hallucinations." "Ravenscroft was a bit of a loose cannon back in those years." "What was he researching?" "The story that I heard was that he was adamant that he could prove that the mind could influence matter." "He wired several of his subjects to a door." "The goal was to use their minds to open the door by getting them all to concentrate on the same intention at the same time." "To do that, he had to get them to a very intense brain wave state, a state between wakefulness and sleep." "A most intense signal." "He would amplify the brain waves among several subjects and, channeling it to the door, he hoped to produce a result." "So what happened?" "Well, he produced a result, but it was not the one he intended." "All of the subjects died." "Really?" "I'd guess it was either the equipment or the intensity of the testing procedure that disrupted the normal brain function." "But the truth will only be in his write-ups or any films that he may have made of the experiment." "And do you have no idea where this material might be?" "He said it was too dangerous for mankind." "I'd guess he'd have destroyed it," " except that..." " Except what?" "Well, you're a scientist." "You know how difficult it would be to suppress your own findings." "I mean, it's what we live for, right?" "He wasn't that good a scientist in terms of his methodology." "In terms of his thinking, he was incredibly creative." "With what we know now, we could look back at what he discovered and what he was working on and maybe make better sense of it than he was able to at the time." "I suspect it is lost." "I think so." "If he didn't destroy it, then I think the college might have." "He lived in this big old house... on the corner of Elm and Maple." "I went down to the house to see him and there was no furniture in the house." "The house was completely empty, as though the movers had been in and cleaned it out, yet he was still living there." "(JUKEBOX PLAYING)" "SPARKY:" " That's it." "(MUSIC STOPS)" "Charlie, hate to kick you out, man." "I gotta go." "(SCREAMS)" "MAN ON TV:" "Outside under the window." "You know where." "You're not afraid, are you, Raymond?" "Who, me?" "Scared?" "(LAUGHS)" "It's just that I don't think that there's gonna be any murder here done after all." "MAN ON TV 2:" "If that's true, then why did you declare her dead?" "MAN ON TV 3:" "I had my own good reasons." "MAN 2:" "Would you give me one reason why you like to go around getting hit on the head?" "That must become a little monotonous." "MAN 3:" "Mr. Lee, are you sure that you saw what you thought you saw?" "RAYMOND:" " What's it say?" "MAN 2:" " Aw, come on, Doctor." "Don't hold out on us." "DOCTOR:" "I didn't understand it at first, but I do now." "There were no marks of violence on the body and we found" " no internal disturbances." "(STATIC BUZZING)" "MAN 2:" "What does this all add up to, Doctor?" "RAYMOND:" "Yes, let's have it." "DOCTOR:" "She was literally scared to death." "(DISTANT DOG BARKING)" "TAITT:" "There's radio waves going through this room and I can't hear them now, but if I pick up a little device like this called a radio and I turn the knob to 28.6 FM, there's music playing on my radio." "There's so much more energy in the atmosphere, in this... what we perceive to be empty space." "You've got what's called the visible light spectrum, and it's, like, 5% of all of the other waveforms that exist in the electromagnetic spectrum." "You've got Wi-Fi, cell phones, radio, television, satellite..." "it's all there." "Well, if there were something in your environment that had a color that was outside of our visual range and it stood in front of you, it wouldn't be invisible, it would just look black." "So it's possible that these things can grab your favorite radio station's frequency and say, okay, here's something I can latch onto and I can manifest myself with." "Where the hell have you been?" "You were supposed to take Preston this morning." "Oh, shit, Ellen." "I'm sorry." "I overslept." " Yeah, big surprise." " What are you doing?" "Getting a video game Preston left here." "What is up, Ellen?" "I overslept one time, okay?" " I'm sorry." " It's the least of what you've done." " What's that?" "(SIGHS)" "Exploiting that poor kid's death for your radio show." "That's low..." "even for you, Charlie." "Whoa, hey." "Hold on, okay." " I'm doing that out of concern." " The hell you are." "You can't tell me you actually believe that crap." "The shadow people?" "What is that?" "You know, what does it matter to you anyway?" "Whoa." "You still listen to my show." "No, Preston does." "Hey." "Radio." "It's cruel, you know that." "You were with me." "Working all those crap markets all over the country, trying to make it big, and now..." "I have a chance to really reach people." "Reach them and give them what?" "This is my shot, Ellen." "One day Preston will know that." "REPORTER:" "Can we talk to you about your ex-husband Charlie Crowe?" " No." "No." " Can we talk to you about..." " Nothing to say." " We just want to ask you just a couple questions about him." "We just want to ask you a couple questions about Charlie." "Miss?" "CHARLIE:" "There's that expression, "Speak of the devil,"" "that you say when someone you've been talking about shows up, but that phrase is really a warning." "Speak of the devil and he doth appear." "CHARLIE:" "Did you play or were you on the bench?" "I was on the bench." " Was your mom there?" " Yeah." "She was there with Robert, but I wish she was there with you." "You used to go to all my games before you and her split." "Yeah, I know, dude." "I'm sorry about that." "Wish we were back together." "Yeah." "Maybe our brains are like my broadcast tower, sending our thoughts out through the universe, but, until now, we didn't realize that somewhere, someone is listening." "Jeff Pyatt died right after he called in on this show." "He certainly wasn't making it up." "No one seems to have a rational explanation for these deaths, but in every case, people report seeing the shadow people." "Now, what if these things really can kill us?" "Jeff sent me evidence." "CHARLIE OVER RADIO:" "These experiments concluded, but there is a possibility that there was some attempt to measure or contain one of these beings..." "(WATER DRIPPING)" "(WATER DRIPPING)" "(CRACKLES)" "(CRACKLES)" "(BUZZING)" "(GASPING)" "(CRACKLES)" "(BUZZING) (GASPING)" "(WATER DRIPPING)" "It's the third mysterious death in three weeks." "29-year-old Marian Sobel is the latest victim to die in her sleep." "All three of the deceased were apparently healthy with no previous illness, and an investigation is underway by the Center for Disease Control." "Probably part of being scared is all these people running around with these badges." "We know that we get people calling us and telling us what they think they're hearing or seeing or whatever, and it sounds strangely consistent." "But for all I know, it's mass hysteria." "I don't know if we'd call it hysteria or not." "It's, I don't know, just..." "a chain of events, maybe." "We've got the outbreak in the '70s and we've got the current outbreak in Kentucky." "This outbreak has a lot of people pretty frightened, as the transmission properties of the disease are still unknown." "Some new disease that they're coming to investigate or something." "I think there's something fishy going on." "I'm not positive." "It's hysteria." "I don't give any credibility." "There's no scientific basis in fact." "MAN:" "Oh, shit." "See there." "That, right there." "W-What is that?" "MAN 2:" "Yeah, this is a big publicity stunt." "The problem with people like you is, is that you get in people's heads." "You're poisoning kids' minds." "To tell the truth, my friends think you're crazy." "CHARLIE:" "Oh, I doubt that very much." " I'm sure they're all big fans." " Oh." " They're really big fans, Dad." " Now, what else did they." "They don't think you're crazy." "They don't." "I'm being sarcastic, of course." "The shadow people know when we think of them, and then they come for us." "And that question Jeff asked me still haunts me." "How do you stop yourself from thinking about something?" "(STATIC HISSING) (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)" "(BUZZING)" "(CROWS CAWING)" "(MUFFLED) Hey." " You okay?" " I've been better." "I met with a professor about Ravenscroft's experiments." "They were real." "You were right about that." "He also told me that all the test subjects died." "I was wondering if Ravenscroft died from the same experiment." "I wanted to exhume and examine his body, but the strange thing is his death certificate says that he was cremated." " What's strange about that?" " The professor told me that Ravenscroft is buried in a cemetery near the college." "If he's cremated, then what's buried in that grave?" " That's what I intend to find out." " Give me five minutes." " What for?" " I'm coming with you." "We're gonna need more coffee." " Are you okay?" " Oh." "I just keep nodding off." "I'm sorry." "I can't help it." " You're welcome to lay in the car." " No." "(THUDS)" "LACOMBE:" "Go ahead and try and open that if you can." "Oh, my God." "What the hell is that?" "Here, hold that." "A film." "Great." "Got anything we can watch this on?" "In the 16th test group, we have given all subjects the same intention." "A device was affixed on the head and the lead wire terminated at the actual intention point." "In this case, a simple metal door." "As they repeated the intention to open the door, we monitored their brain activity." "The subjects then repeated the intention in their mind until they reached a sleep state." "At 12.3 hours, subject number seven experienced higher than average heart rate and sporadic jerking indicative of NREM of stage one N-1-6." "(METAL SQUEAKING)" "(DOOR CREAKING)" "Jesus." "It's real." "He filmed one." " This is a hoax." " How can you still say that?" "I'm taking this to the press in the morning." "People have to see this." "People have to be warned." "This is evidence." "I..." "I'm not crazy." "Listen, I have to get up early and start writing my report." "I'm probably going to have to turn that over to the CDC." "No." "I'm keeping this." "You can... you can tell them the grave was empty." "I won't tell anyone where I got it." "You're not... you're not taking this from me." "There's nothing on that film, so... (SIGHS) as far as I'm concerned, it doesn't exist." "(STATIC HISSING)" "(BUZZES)" "(DOORKNOB RATTLES)" "(DOOR CREAKING)" "(GASPING)" "(BUZZES)" "(BUZZING)" "(GASPING)" "(GASPS) Oh, God." "(PANTING)" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "MAN:" "Would you raise your right hand, please, Mr. Camfield?" "Do you solemnly swear the testimony you are to give to be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth," " so help you God?" " Yes, I do." "I represent the family of Jeff Pyatt, and we have filed a lawsuit against the... (BLEEPS) radio station, relating to the death of Jeff Pyatt." "In early November of 2008, were you scheduled to appear on the Channel 5 television station?" "Yes, I was." "MAN ON RADIO: ...from Russell Springs in fierce competition today." "So let's go, fighting Koalas!" "It's on to the championship for you." "And for those of you who are fans of "The Night Shift,"" "our own radio host Charlie Crowe will be on the Channel 5 News tonight at 6:00, where he claims he has evidence of the supernatural to show." "So be sure to watch that." "I know I'll be." "And a lot of people thought he was pulling a hoax," " but I'll tell you, Dan, it's..." "(TURNS OFF)" "(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)" "We have a special treat coming up for you at the end of the hour." "A local radio host claims to have evidence of the supernatural." "And it seems he already has offers for a book deal and movie of the week." "Hey, I got a transfer of that film made." "Syndication, here we come." "Oh, I really hope Preston and Ellen are watching." "It'd be good for him to see me do something extraordinary." "I'm sure they are." "Knock 'em dead, buddy." "Hey, this is it." "(MUSIC PLAYING OVER P.A.)" "Hi." "Do you have any ibuprofen or anything back there?" "Rough night last night, huh?" "Yeah, I guess you could say that." "Let me tell you my hangover cure." "I drink a can of tomato juice, suck on a lemon, and smoke three cigarettes." "Works every time, guaranteed." "Better than aspirin." "That doesn't work." "It's an old wives' tale." "Aw, hell, works for me." " It's a placebo." " A what?" "A placebo." "The mind tells..." "oh, my God." "Ma'am?" "You want your change?" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "Many primitive cultures under..." "(SIGHS)" "Just relax, buddy." "You can do this." "Ahem." "Up until several hundred years ago, many different cultures..." "Charlie, you can't go through with this." " You can't show that film." " What are you talking about?" "(PLASTIC CRINKLES)" "MAN ON TV:" "Okay, thanks for the story, Barbara." "So now in just a little while..." "Listen to me." "The body responds to what the mind tells it." "It's called the "placebo effect."" "If you give a patient a sugar pill and you tell them that it's medicine, in many cases the body will heal itself." "So if the mind tells the body that there are shadow people and that they can kill us, then, by God, they can." "I don't know what your agenda is." "I don't know if you're trying to squash this because you don't want it out or now someone from the government wants to keep a lid on it." "No, I want to keep a lid on it." "We're actually creating these things in our mind." "When you sleep, you can't control what you think." "Two minutes." "LACOMBE:" "Charlie, listen." "Charlie, all the people who died, they were believers." "If you put this on national television and you say it's real, a lot of people will believe." "LACOMBE:" "As recently as 2002, the CDC is investigating a condition called Morgellons disease." "And this was a condition in California where people became ill after watching television." "They would hear about a rash, develop the rash, the skin biopsy showed dermatologic irritation, but absolutely no source." "Due to the fact that when people believe they are sick, they will actually make themselves sick." "And if that happens, the end result in this condition is mortality." "MAN:" "Let's get him spinning it around." "MAN 2:" " All right, hold it." "MAN:" " Camera one, crop the top." "MAN 2:" "One more." "Let's test camera two." "WOMAN:" "Okay." "(CLEARS THROAT) WOMAN:" " In 10, nine..." "MAN:" "Camera three, let me see your shot." "All right, we got that." "Roll in five." "...five, four, three, two... (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)" "We're here with radio talk show host Charlie Crowe." "Okay, I'll just say it." "Well, all this shadow people stuff is a pretty hard pill to swallow, you have to admit." "CHARLIE:" "Uh, yeah, I know." "But we're told you say you have proof of them." "Is that right?" "Are you ready to show us that proof now?" "Here is your forum." " Mr. Crowe?" "(CLEARS THROAT)" " We are live." " Uh, yes." "Ahem." "The proof I have of the shadow people... is... that... there is no proof." "Um... this is all an elaborate hoax." "It's a... a stunt I pulled at the station." "It's a ratings stunt." "I..." "I should apologize to everyone." "I'm very sorry." "This is a huge mistake." "So you're admitting on live TV that this is all a hoax and there are no shadow people?" "Are you worried how this might adversely affect your career, Mr. Crowe?" "I'm not sure, to be honest with you, if it was a great idea to even be here today." "Thank you for your time." "We'll be right back." "And there you have it, folks." " Decide for yourself." "(TV TURNS OFF)" "Hey, buddy." "Let's go." "Come on." "LAWYER:" "Are you still working for the radio station?" "No, sir, I'm not." "You're not?" "Did you leave on your own accord or were you fired?" "I can't comment on what the circumstances were of his termination." "WOMAN:" "So he was fired?" "I can't comment on the circumstances of his termination." "Did he leave on his own, then?" "Charlie doesn't work here anymore." "I was like four when we went fishing and you taught me how to fly-fish." "That was... that was fun." "Good memory." "LACOMBE:" "In the '70s and '80s, these conditions were relatively self-limiting by the lack of media." "They were limited by the lack of communication." "And now with globalization of social media, Internet, e-mail... that sharing this information would cause a public health risk." "My strong recommendation is that we keep this information sealed until further research can be done." "LAWYER:" "Are you sure you're lying about having any evidence or are you just keeping that to yourself" " to maybe..." " I don't have..." " ...write a book or something after this?" "LAWYER 2:" "Objection, objection." "Asked and answered." "LAWYER:" "Are you instructing him not to answer, Counsel?" "LAWYER 2:" "I've instructed him not to answer that." "LAWYER:" "We'll certify that question to the court, then." "Hey, Dad." "MAN OVER RADIO:" "R-R-R-Raunchy Paul!" "(FARTS) (CACKLING)" "I hate that show." "Me, too." "LAWYER:" "I want the truth and I want it on this deposition and I want it now." " Who sees this?" " Oh, well, this is a public record." "Anybody can see this deposition." "Anybody can see that you're..." "how you're answering..." "I'm sorry." "I think I've given you all the information" "I'm gonna give you today." " I'm sorry." " You don't have a right to..." " now sit down in your seat." " No." "We're not through with the deposition." "You don't have a right to get up... (FOOTSTEPS)" "(DOOR CREAKING)" "(TOUCH-TONES BEEPING)" "BOY:" " Hey, what's up?" " Dude, I found the DVD." "It's real." "BOY:" "No." "No way, man." "You're so lying." "No, I'm not." "I'll rip you a copy." "No, no." "Load it on YouTube." " Do it right now." " Okay, fine." "CHARLIE:" "And that's how the shadow people spread... from person to person around the world... whether by word of mouth, a book, the Internet... or a movie." "(STATIC HISSING)" "(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)" "My hands kind of like paralyze." "I can't move the minute it walks into that room." "And when I opened my eyes, there was these three solid black shadows." "I'm talking solid." "Point to the ceiling." "Can't you see that?" "Can't you see that shadow or that person?" "And I was in that paralyzed state where it was just my eyes moving." "That's all I could see in my room, but I knew something was there." "I felt like something had jumped on me." "Whatever was there had jumped on me." "It was holding me down." "And the next thing I know, I'm just wide awake and there's this sound, like, resonating in my ears." "Sorry." "(SNIFFLES)" "(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)" "(SOUTHERN ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)" "♪ Stand down ♪" "♪ Ride that preacher train ♪" "♪ Stand down ♪" "♪ Ride that preacher train ♪" "♪ You've been looking for love now ♪" "♪ Rolling fire and rain ♪" "♪ Light the burning heart now, higher, yeah ♪" "♪ Keep on breaking the cage down ♪" "♪ Grant this bird its wings ♪" "♪ We are all together now ♪" "♪ Come and stand by me ♪" "♪ Stand down ♪" "♪ Ride, ride, yeah ♪" "♪ Stand down ♪" "♪ Ride, ride, yeah ♪" "♪ Holy One who come down ♪" "♪ Drop your heavy weight ♪" "♪ Brother, don't you be shouldering ♪" "♪ All that heavy hate ♪" "♪ Holy One who come now ♪" "♪ Truth in the sounds I play ♪" "♪ Keep on burning the cage down ♪" "♪ Lover, stand by me ♪" "♪ Stand down ♪" "♪ Ride, ride, yeah ♪" "♪ Stand down ♪" "♪ Ride, ride, yeah ♪" "♪ Stand down ♪" "♪ Holy, holy, holy ♪" "♪ Holy, holy, holy ♪" "♪ You been taking the road I'm heading down ♪" "♪ Proud maker alone, my head bowed ♪" "♪ You been breaking the code, come break it out ♪" "♪ You been shaking the whole damn world ♪" "♪ You been taking the road I'm heading down ♪" "♪ Proud maker alone, my head bowed ♪" "♪ You been breaking the code, come break it out ♪" "♪ You been shaking the whole damn world ♪" "♪ You been taking the road I'm heading down ♪" "♪ Proud maker alone, my head bowed. ♪" "(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)"

"I hope our new Commander-in-Chief isn't the coward they say he is." "Whatever they say, Yamamoto is the kind of leader we need." "He believes in the value of the airplane." "But why a Vice-Navy Minister for such an important position?" "Maybe the climate in Tokyo was detrimental to Yamamoto's health." "The Army is against him for opposing their policies." "So he runs away to sea." "Now he has the entire fleet to guard him." "This order makes you Commander-in-Chief." "The Imperial fleet consists of" "Save your breath, Yoshida." "Those details are in the documents." "You haven't changed!" "With the Army controlling politics your job as Navy Minister will be difficult." "Thank God you're here." "We know your life has been threatened." "I'm not that easy to kill." "Army hotheads are demanding an alliance with Germany." "That would be tragic for Japan." "As Navy Minister l will continue to fight with the Army." "You are our last hope, Yoshida." "The Navy must stand firm against the alliance." "America is against the war we are waging in China and angry that we are negotiating with the Germans." "Now we are threatened with an embargo of the raw materials we need." "Either we improve relations with the U.S. and withdraw from China or find another source of raw materials here in Indo-China." "Why worry about threats from America?" "President Roosevelt's attention is on Europe where Germany is winning a quick victory over the Allied Armies." "Now is the time to strike." "The British, the Dutch and the French are withdrawing their forces from Southeast Asia to strengthen their armies in Europe." "We must be careful." "The Americans have an Army in the Philippines and they have moved their Pacific Fleet from San Diego to Pearl Harbor." "Yes, and that fleet is a knife leveled at Japan's throat." "The Japanese ambassador just arrived." "He should be up shortly." "Thank you." "The Japanese are stalling, Henry." "You know that." "When Nomura took over as ambassador I had some hopes of settling our differences." "But our meetings so far have been unproductive." "He brings me proposals, I offer compromises." "He brings me counterproposals, and so on." "I tell you, Henry, Nomura was sent here to buy time." "That's what he's doing, at our expense." "The president believes him to be a man we can trust and deal with." "Mr. Ambassador, we meet again." "It is always a pleasure." "I assume you know Mr. Stimson, the head of our War Department." "Oh, yes, of course." "Mr. Ambassador." "I do hope, Mr. Stimson your presence here does not indicate anything ominous." "Of course not, Mr. Nomura." "Mr. Nomura, won't you please sit down?" "Thank you." "Well, since our last talk a week ago I have received certain shall we say questions from my government to put to you to clarify certain matters." "Good morning, colonel." "There it is." "This machine lets us intercept every word between Tokyo and all Japanese embassies." "The coded material is fed into that machine." "It goes round and round in there and comes out here, decoded in Japanese." "All we have to do is translate it." "We decode this quicker than the Japanese embassy right here in Washington." "No wonder you decided to call it "Operation Magic."" " The latest intercept, sir." " Thank you." "Things are getting a little hotter in the Pacific." "As long as we're sharing this assignment take a look at this." "Behold the 12 apostles." "The chosen few are authorized to see the magic intercepts." "Hap Arnold, Chief of the Air Corps, isn't on the list." "No, and not one of our overseas commanders." "Excellent!" "Who is in command of those torpedo planes?" "Lt. Commander Fuchida, sir, from the carrier Akagi." "Send him this message from me." ""Congratulations on brilliant torpedo attack."" "If we are forced into a war with America Japan's only hope is to annihilate the American Pacific fleet at the outset." "I wonder if we could use torpedo planes at Pearl Harbor?" "Stand by." "Execute." "Look at that entrance to the harbor." "Sink one good-sized ship in the channel and you've bottled up our whole fleet." "You know as well as I do, this harbor is a mousetrap." "Fleet should have stayed in San Diego where it belongs." "I made the mistake to point that out to Roosevelt." "We're expected to obey orders." "We're also expected to exercise our own good judgment." "I didn't ask for the job." "Sorry, Kim, but this was my command, and it's become habit to worry about the security of the fleet." "The British, flying some old biplanes torpedoed and sank three Italian battleships at Taranto." "Harbor very much like this one." "I share your concern, but CNO doesn't think it can happen here." "Why not?" "A torpedo dropped from a plane plunges to a depth of 75 feet or more before it levels off." "I know, and Pearl is only 40 feet deep." "I'm still worried, Kim." "Frankly, sir, I was stunned when I heard of your proposal." "You think the plan is reckless?" "You suggest using torpedo planes against the American Fleet but Pearl Harbor is too shallow for that." "Taranto is also a shallow harbor but the British torpedoed and sank three Italian battleships there." "I know as well as you do that my plan is a gamble." "And it's risky, but we have no choice." "What I need immediately is a plan for such an attack." "Then we should consult with Genda the new Air Staff Officer on the Akagi, a superb strategist." "Yes, I remember Genda." "We'll talk to him." "Glad to see you, Genda." "So this is the new Zero?" "Type 21, with folding wings." "This means we can carry more fighters now." "This Zero is fast, maneuverable and has a long cruising range." "Better than the Messerschmitt or Spitfire?" "Definitely." "I've seen both in combat over London." "You outrank me, so it must be true." "Now that you're Staff Officer here, things will be tough." "You don't have to worry, you won't be here." "You're going to the Third Fleet with a promotion." "The Commander-in-Chief must think you're good!" "Of course he does!" "And I've got proof!" "Here is his telegram." "Want to read it?" "Ten-hut!" "Do the planes have to be parked like that?" "Way at the edge of the field." "Standard dispersal procedure, general." "ln case of enemy air attack." "There are 130,000 Japanese on this island." "Our main problem is sabotage." "It'd be too easy for enemies to sneak in at night and blow up every one of them if they're left out there." "Make a note, Fielder, we'll have to make changes." "Ten-hut." " Yes?" " Admiral Halsey's here to see you." "Send him in, please." "Blast me, break me, court-martial me, draw and quarter me if you think they're gonna send my ships on convoy duty in the Atlantic." "Kim, I think they've gone nuts in Washington." "How will I fight a task force if they send my ships to the Atlantic?" "That damn ocean is a swimming hole compared to the Pacific." "What are we, a fighting fleet, or are these toy boats out here so the Japs can buy them at Christmas?" "All right, Bill, now ease it off." "It's not just you." "They asked for some of our tankers too." "How do they expect to feed these wagons parked out here on this land-locked duck pond?" "You're still planning on rotating half of them at sea?" "I was." "Look, Kim, you've got to make them understand what's going on out here." "I'm gonna do everything I can, Bill." "Even go to the president." "By God, I knew there was at least one man in this man's Navy who hadn't gone nuts." ""Gandhi" is still in hiding, sir." "A strange man, he works in his cabin like a hermit." "But he should be here." "Watanabe, go and ask him to join us." "When "Gandhi" concentrates on a plan, he is lost to this world." "Please don't bother me!" "This is important so I'm not going." "Genda's plan for attacking Pearl Harbor is foolproof." "It's brilliant!" "He stresses the importance of combat aircraft." "Just think of it." "We use six aircraft carriers torpedo planes high-level bombers, dive bombers." "Zero fighters for cover go by the northern route, use the new torpedoes we attack on a weekend." "Genda has thought of everything refueling the weather...." "And we go on to say, "lt should be noted that Japan has never preceded hostile action by a declaration of war." "We have concluded it possible that a fast-rated Japanese carrier force may arrive in Hawaii with no prior warning from our intelligence service." "The most favorable time to the enemy would be dawn." "He probably would employ a maximum of six carriers strike on a weekend." " We recommend that the Air Corps--" - l read it." "Yes, sir." "I appreciate the work that you and General Martin have put in." "These reports are very useful to General Short and myself." "General Martin, you don't pull any punches, do you?" ""We recommend that the Air Corps maintain a thorough 360-degree search of the Hawaiian area during daylight." "This will require a force of 180 B-1 7 airplanes."" "We can't search the sea approaches unless we have the planes, sir." "One hundred and eighty B-1 7s?" "For God's sakes, that's more than the number existing in the States." "It looks fine on paper, but that's not a paper fleet out there." "Squadron from the Enterprise." "Bill Halsey's working the tails off his men." "Wish we had more like him." "Makes the most of what he's got." "Doesn't keep asking for the moon." "Well, not one bomb anywhere near the target for the past hour." "Your pilots can see it, I suppose." " Who's next?" " It's Anderson, sir." "Now, that's more like it." " Maybe your boys finally get it." " l hope so, sir." "Who's next?" "Lieutenant Dickenson." "Tell Lieutenant Dickenson for me he couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle." "Yes, sir." "Ten-hut." " Carry on." " Carry on." "This it?" "Yes, sir." "Our new radar." "It's a remarkable scientific achievement capable of spotting an intruder on the sea or in the air and at quite a range." "Now, listen, colonel, as you know, we're short on patrol planes." "We're gonna have to rely on this thing to detect the enemy." "General, radar should do the job." "What's it doing here, not set up?" "We're about to truck it up that mountain." "That peak up there is the ideal spot to put our main radar post." "At that height, we'd be clear of all interference." "Obviously." "But, sir, we can't get permission to put her up there." "Permission?" "From the National Park Service Department of lnterior." "See, all of this belongs to the Hawaiian National Park." "The Hawaiian National Park?" "Yes, sir." "The Wildlife Preservation Society is raising hell too." "And we can't get permission?" "No, sir." "Not unless we want to fight them." "Fight them?" "You're damn right we're gonna fight them." " Now you make a note of that, Fielder." " Yes, sir." "Wildlife Preservation Society." "I feel like a damn fool." "Without even consulting me our Army has decided to occupy lndo-China." "There is no hope for peace now." "I've said it before and I'll keep on saying it if we fight the Americans, we can't stop at Hawaii or San Francisco." "We'll have to march into Washington and dictate peace terms in the White House!" "Army hotheads who speak so lightly of war should think about that!" "As I'm no longer Minister of the Navy, I can do nothing." "I'm sorry." "Don't blame yourself." "The Army leaders are at fault, not you." "I must get back to the fleet." "There is a lot to be done." "It's no use, Hal." "I spoke to General Miles." "He took it up with General Marshall." "The order stands." "The president is off the ultra list." "Incredible." "Withholding information from the president." "Security found a copy of an intercept in a waste basket at the White House." "Truth is, the brass don't trust some men close to the president." "Does anyone trust anyone anymore?" " Do you even trust your own wife?" " Do you?" "Come to think of it, I believe I do." "Part two of No. 1390, colonel." "Tokyo to embassies in Washington and Berlin." "Thank you, Miss Cave." "The Japanese are moving south to occupy French lndo-China." " This is big trouble." " Yeah." "Well, ultra list or not someone has to tell the president about this one." ""Therefore, we will impose a full embargo on all trade with Japan." "We do not anticipate immediate hostile action by Japan but you get this information so you may take appropriate precautionary measures."" ""Appropriate precautionary measures."" "What the hell does that mean?" "Now, this is signed jointly by General Marshall and Admiral Stark." "Until we know how the Japanese will react, we're not gonna take chances." " We go on full alert." " Yes, sir." "Stark says they don't anticipate hostile action." "Why send a warning at all?" "Damn it." "Damn it, why can't Washington give us the full inside story?" "I'd sooner form my own opinion." ""Don't anticipate hostile action."" "Well, all right, we'll go ahead." "lncrease air and sub patrols, alert senior commanders." "Maybe out of this we can find out how well we can function." "Kaminsky." "This is Captain Earle." "Going on full alert." "Yes, captain." "We're going on full alert." "Notify all ship, sub and air patrols." "What the hell is going on here?" "What are you doing?" "Carrying out orders." "General Short's concern is sabotage." "All aircraft not ready for flight from now on will be parked in the center so they can be kept under guard." "Suppose there's an air raid." "They hit one plane, and it all goes up in flames." "I'm sorry." "general's orders." "Today's war games of a theoretical attack on Pearl Harbor clearly show the need for six carriers in the attack force." "The General Staff wants to limit us to only three carriers." "We must have six!" "If we reduce our striking force from six carriers to only three our mission will fail." "Before attacking anything else, we should attack our General Staff." "We believe in aircraft, but they cling to the ancient theory that decisive naval engagements must be fought between battleships." "Unless we dispel this myth we'll never get their approval." "They are not the only believers in the "battleship theory."" "Many officers here today also support the idea." "I'm one of them." "We'll soon have two new unsinkable battlewagons each with a displacement of 64,000 tons and huge guns." "Anything that floats can be sunk!" "The "unsinkable" ship is a myth." "The war in Europe is being decided by the airplane." "There can be no victory on land or sea, without control of the air!" "I have been chosen to command this task force." "And I consider this operation risky." "How can we travel 3500 miles to Hawaii without being detected?" "This mission will fail unless we achieve complete surprise." "My ships can't carry fuel for a trip there and back." "Stopping to refuel increases the possibility of detection." "I am confident that our ships will reach Hawaii safely." "You are too cautious." "The case for using six carriers is sound." "To criticize the plan is defeatist!" "No more bickering!" "As long as I am Commander-in-Chief Pearl Harbor will be attacked!" "I am aware that this is a dangerous gamble." "But we can't afford the luxury of playing it safe now!" "Gentlemen, whether we adopt this plan or not is no longer an issue." "Let us now decide how best to carry it out." "Fuchida's back!" "Fuchida's back!" "Fuchida!" "What a surprise!" "I'm your new Air Commander, so treat me well." "You're joking." "How did you rate another promotion?" "Well, exceptional people get exceptional treatment!" "This ship is crawling with Admirals." "Something important must be happening." "We have called you here to explain the purpose of a new training program." "This, of course, is a matter of strictest secrecy." "It looks just like Pearl Harbor, doesn't it?" "And that area down there looks like Ford Island, eh?" "Beautiful!" "Navy pilots attract geisha girls but they frighten the fish." "It's not an ideal radar sight, but at least we got a permit." "Let's get the other units working." "Easier said than done." "What do you mean?" "We have to get all six units adjusted and link them by phone to headquarters." "That means training men to operate an information center so they know what to do with the information." "Take it easy, Murph." " You'll figure it out." " Yeah, I'll figure it out." "Don't just stand there." "You know how to operate this thing." "We know the theory." "Let's put that theory into practice." " Switch on." " Yes, sir." "Stay put and keep watching the screen." "ln two hours, close down." "I'll send a truck to pick you up." "Excuse me, sir, but what are we watching for?" "Anything unusual." "Any large blip coming from the sea." "Colonel, if we do spot something, what do we do?" "Report it to headquarters, damn it." " How, sir?" " What?" "We haven't got a telephone, sir." "There's a gas station a mile down the road." "They must have a phone." "We got 183 combat planes on this base, general." "The way they're parked now, a one-eyed monkey hanging from a balloon could scatter them to hell with one hand grenade." "Don't blame me." "General Short gave the order." "Come in." " Sir, Lieutenants Taylor and Welch." " Okay, send them in." "You two men get in your planes and fly over to Haleiwa." "Yes, sir." "What are our orders when we get there?" "Just sit tight." "Listen for the phone." "That's all." " Yes, sir." " Yes, sir." "Haleiwa is one of the subsidiary fields." "We send those two up there, two more here." "Only way I know to disperse a few of the planes." "If I'd get away with it, I'd send all to the neighbor islands." " You know why we're being transferred." " Them poker games." "Been winning too often." "Yeah." "Some sucker loses his shirt, so he bitches to the general." "It's hard to believe the Emperor agreed to fix a date by which the final decision must be made between war and peace." "His majesty's signature is a mere formality." "The cabinet is responsible for all matters of national policy." "The Emperor recently read a poem to his Ministers to show how he feels." ""lf all people are brethren then why are the winds and the waves so restless?"" ""lf all people are brethren then why are the winds and the waves so restless?"" "This clearly shows how much the Emperor wants to avoid a war." "Yes, he has urged us to solve our differences with Washington." "But, sir, the deadline is October." "Can a solution be found by then?" "Perhaps." "But if we fail if war does come tell me frankly, from the Navy's viewpoint what are our chances against the Americans?" "If we must, we can raise havoc with them for a year." "After that, I can guarantee nothing." "Mr. Prime Minister, I hope you will continue the negotiations." "Please remember, there is no last word in diplomacy." "Tokyo has ignored my repeated inquiries and still has made no reply to the compromise proposals offered by Secretary Hull." "The war that I have dreaded for so long may soon become a reality." "Nomura has offered his resignation several times." "But Tokyo won't let him quit." "Instead they're sending a second ambassador, Kurusu, to help him out." "Do you really think this Kurusu can do any good?" "Well, I doubt it, Frank." "He's hardly the most tactful choice." "When he was ambassador in Berlin he signed the Axis Pact on behalf of Japan." "You will sail from Hittakopu Bay on November 26 under my strict orders." "The code, "Climb Mt." "Niitaka" will be confirmation to go on." "We have tentatively set the date for the attack on Sunday, December 7th, Hawaiian time." "But you must understand that we are still negotiating in Washington." "If a peaceful solution is found the fleet will be recalled at once." "Once at sea, to turn back would be a disgrace!" "It would destroy the morale of the men!" "They're in a high state of readiness, physically and psychologically." "Enough!" "If any commander is inclined to reject an order to return when the path for peace is open let him resign now!" "Finally, gentlemen many misinformed Japanese believe that America is a nation divided, isolationist and that Americans are only interested in enjoying a life of luxury and are spiritually and morally corrupt." "But that is a great mistake." "If war becomes inevitable America would be the most formidable foe that we have ever fought." "I've lived in Washington and studied at Harvard so I know the Americans are a proud and just people." " You sick or something?" " No." "I've been piecing together this batch of new intercepts." "A frightening picture is taking shape." "Ambassadors Nomura and Kurusu asked their government to extend a deadline for suspending negotiation between Japan and America." " You remember that?" " Yeah." "Now, according to this latest intercept Tokyo wants to conclude negotiations with us no later than November 29 after which, and I quote:" ""Things are automatically going to happen."" "Now, look at this intelligence report from the British." "Five Japanese troop transports with naval escort were sighted off Formosa, heading south." "We've been monitoring their fleet." "Most of it seems to be on home waters." "I'm not so sure." "I'd make a bet they're going to attack us." "Japan is going to attack us." "The 29th is only four days off." "The 30th is on a Sunday." "We're gonna be attacked on Sunday, the 30th of November." "The pieces fit together." "But can you prove it?" "No." "But I'm convinced I'm right." "Miss Cave?" "Get me General Marshall." "General Marshall's at Fort Benning, sir." "Then get me the secretary of war." "I've got the evidence, Al." "And I'm gonna make the brass around here admit I'm right." "Bratton's analysis makes sense." "His facts are undeniable." "Henry, I'm washing my hands of the whole matter." "From now on, it's in your hands and in those of the Navy Department." "I'll call the president." "A message declaring a full alert will be sent out." "Sir, General Marshall anticipated an emergency like this." "Before he left to attend maneuvers he made out this alert order." "As you know, after the Cabinet decided to send Japan to war they held an lmperial Conference at the palace." "His Majesty, who participated in this conference which is a mere formality was depressed and silent all through the meeting." "Today His Majesty will ask the customary questions about the war and you will make the traditional replies." "There can be no more tragic ritual than this conversation between His Majesty who does not want war and Your Excellency, who has opposed it so vigorously." "As Minister of the lmperial Household I am not allowed to attend this ritual." "Fortunately for me I won't have to witness this tragic ceremony." "I can go no farther." "The Military Attaché will take you from here." "Sir, a message!" ""From Admiral Yamamoto, Commander-in-Chief, Combined Fleet to Admiral Nagumo, Third Fleet climb Mount Niitaka."" "Hostilities will begin on December 7th exactly as scheduled." "Read this back to me." ""Japanese future action unpredictable." "But hostile action possible at any moment." "If hostilities cannot be avoided the United States desires that Japan commit the first overt act."" "Read that again." ""lf hostilities cannot be avoided, the United States desires that Japan commit the first overt act." "This shouldn't be construed as restricting you to a course of action jeopardizing your defense." "Prior to hostile Japanese action you are directed to undertake reconnaissance and other measures as you deem necessary." "These measures should be carried out so as not to alarm the civil population or disclose intent." "By order of General George C. Marshall."" ""Not to alarm the civil population."" "What do you make of it?" "Well, if you ask me, sir, it's double talk." "But the chief of staff doesn't go in for double talk." " We're going on alert." " Again?" "But the men are confused." "So many alerts." " Damn it, unconfuse them." " Yes, sir." ""Japanese forces may attack the Philippines Thailand, the Kra Peninsula and Borneo." "This dispatch is to be considered a war warning."" "Well, there it is, gentlemen." "You now have as much information as I do." "That's the second warning in three days." ""Japanese forces may attack the Philippines Thailand, the Kra Peninsula and Borneo."" "They don't mention us." "That's correct. I think it should be considered significant." "Well, gentlemen we have a job to do." "Washington wants us to send a squadron of fighters to Midway." "And another squadron to Wake." "When can you sail?" "Well, the Enterprise can sail tomorrow morning." "I'll need a day or two." "We're just completing repairs on the Lexington." "Hurry things along, John." "I want you out there to probe." "I want planes up in the air morning and afternoon." "I want a report on any sign of hostile ships." "Understood." "Do you want battleships along?" "Hell, no." "They're too slow." "If we're gonna probe, let's probe." "We don't want anything holding us up." "You're right, but I'm not ready to commit them myself." "Not until I know when and where." "Do you plan to keep half the fleet at sea while the carriers are gone?" "No, it's too risky." "I'll have to keep the fleet here at Pearl while you're away." "Get out." "Get back as soon as you can." "I don't like the idea of having my battleships without air cover." " Let's get going." " Yes, sir." "Admiral." "Kim." "Level with me." "I want a clear directive." "If I run into a Jap ship, what action do I take?" "Use your common sense." "That's the best damn order I ever had." "If I see so much as a sampan there I'll blow it out of the water." ""lntelligence Report, U.S. ships now at Pearl Harbor six battleships, three light cruisers 16 destroyers and one aircraft carrier."" "No information about the other American carriers." "You know today's date?" "December 1st." "Yes, but tonight will be November 30th." "When we cross the lnternational Date Line we'll push the clock ahead five hours and turn the calendar back a full day, making today yesterday." "Don't be silly!" "Today can't change into yesterday!" "You're not too intelligent but I'll try to explain so listen carefully." "It's a little before 1300 hours, right?" "So why are we making supper at this hour?" "1300?" "It should be lunchtime." "Right!" "And the Date Line makes up for that time difference by turning today into yesterday." "I don't quite understand, but if we see the enemy across that line I guess it would be useless to shoot at them." "Because how can today's shells hit yesterday's enemy?" "What is it this time, getting me over here?" "Tokyo has alerted their embassy to stand by for a very long message in 14 parts." "Look, Rufe, you scared me and everybody else last week." "We're not doing that again, are we?" "You should see this." "It's the latest report on those Japanese troop transports." "Remember those troop ships?" "They're still heading south with an escort only 14 hours from the coast of Malaya." "What about their aircraft carriers?" "We don't know." "lntelligence was keeping track of them until recently." "Now we've lost them." "Look, Rufe, try to put yourself in their minds." "Where do you think I have been the past week, night and day?" "I am still convinced they're going to attack us." "What can we do that we aren't doing already?" "I don't know about you, but I know what I'm gonna do." "Where is everybody?" "Oh, it's past 12, sir." "They've already gone." " Get them back." " On the weekend?" "Yes, on the weekend." ""Only specially screened members of your communications staff are to be permitted to process the 14-part message and prepare the typed translation."" "It will be difficult without the help of a skilled typist." "The situation right now is extremely delicate." "We must be prepared to have each part of the message decoded as soon as it comes in." "I'll alert the code room." "We'll reach Point D soon, sir." "From Point D proceed to Point E. Battle speed." "So this is the sound of Hawaii?" "Disappointing news, our main targets, the American carriers have left Pearl Harbor." "This completes 13 parts?" "Yes, Tokyo is holding the final part till morning." "I wonder why." "It's almost 9." "Harry, I'm going to make the rounds with what we have here." "Thank God the president's back on the list." "Have Brotherhood call me when the missing part is in." "Right." "You're late." " Well, I was" " Please, take me to the White House." "If you told me we were invited to the White House, I would've dressed." "You know Mrs. Roosevelt." "She's informal personally, but a stickler for protocol" "Darling, will you shut up and drive?" "Once more!" "Steady." "Great!" "We just sank the Nevada!" "Pennsylvania!" "Oklahoma!" "No, you idiot!" "It's your own flagship!" "Well?" "Captain Wilkinson's." "Did you see the president?" "No, I saw Harry Hopkins." "And did he read the whatever it is?" "No, he doesn't have the key." "I gave the pouch to our Naval aide, Lieutenant Schulz." "He took it in to the president." "And the president has a key, I suppose?" "Of course he has." "And did Lieutenant Schulz say anything?" "He said, "Thank you."" "Darling, step on it, will you?" "If we can see nothing, then neither can American patrol planes." "I'm more concerned about a submarine detecting us." "Dead on schedule." "Admiral Stark can't be reached." "Should I take it to chief of staff?" "It's after 10, General Marshall always retires early." "I see no reason to disturb Marshall with something that's incomplete." " Wait till you have the final part." " Yes, sir." "If you're so concerned why don't we call chief of war plans, Admiral Turner?" "His telephone doesn't answer, sir." " You don't happen to know where he is?" " No idea." "The president has already discussed it with me." "He sent a personal message to the emperor." "But when the final part of this comes in, I'd like to see it then." " Good night, commander." " Good night, sir." "I was starved." "I'll bet you are." "Oh, thank you, dear." "Can't you tell me anything?" "Even a hint?" "You'd think the world was falling apart." "Admiral Stark talked to the president." "What did the president say?" "He sent a personal message to the emperor." "Gordy." "We got those B-1 7s coming in from California in the morning." "Honolulu radio will stay on the air all night so the planes can home in." "You and I had better be in that control tower at 7:30 sharp." "Yes, sir." " Tyler, I've got a job for you." " Sir." "Report to the new radar center at Fort Shafter at 0400." "At 4:00 in the morning?" "From 4 to 7 a.m." "Our marvel of science only operates for three hours." "Lucky boy." "Lucky boy!" "Captain, how's it feel?" "First command, first patrol." "Just fine, Mr. Young." "ln fact, I think I'll turn in for a while." " Good night, sir." " Good night." "The Commander-in-Chief has sent a message wishing us good luck." "That, plus the lmperial Proclamation has undoubtedly stirred your loyalty to the Empire." "The success of this mission depends on surprise." "If we achieve it the code words "Tora, Tora, Tora," will be sent out." "Now that the hour for battle draws near I will not burden you with the usual pep talk." "Instead I shall hoist the famous "Z" flag beneath which, Commander-in-Chief Togo led his fleet to victory in the historic battle against the Russians." "Here you are." "Kramer." "Al, listen to this." "The 14th part." ""Will the ambassadors please submit our reply to the United States government at precisely 1 p.m December 7th, your time."" "1 p.m.?" ""Precisely 1 p.m., your time."" "I'll be right over." "Look at the president's message." "I should have had it hours ago." "As you know, communications have been delayed and frequently garbled lately." "Or deliberately interfered with." "Gene, call the foreign minister." "Tell him I want an immediate audience with the emperor." "Why is this so important?" "Does this Roosevelt message say anything new?" "It merely proposes a heart-to-heart exchange between the two Chiefs of State." "It could start negotiations afresh." "It's too late for that." "It's just as well the message didn't come a day or two earlier." "What do I tell Ambassador Grew?" "You are Foreign Minister!" "Report to the palace alone with the message." ""After deciphering part 14 destroy at once your cipher machine all codes and secret documents."" "Translate this immediately." " Give a copy to Kramer when he comes." " Yes, sir." "I've got to get the hell out of here." "Hey, look at this." "Finally got one." "Communication center." "It even works." "That's great." "Opana Point, communications check." "Are you reading us?" "Coming in loud and clear." "Where's the general?" "It's Sunday, sir." "This is Colonel Bratton." "Connect me with Chief of Staff, General Marshall." "Yes, at his quarters, Fort Myer." "Chief of staff's quarters, Sergeant Aguirre speaking." "Yes, Colonel Bratton." "I'm sorry, sir, the general isn't here." "Where he always is this time Sunday morning." " Where's Colonel Bratton?" " Gone to see General Marshall." "He left this for you, sir." "Here is another part of the message, sir." "We are instructed to submit the message at 1 :00 p.m. today." "One p.m.?" "The 14th part of this intercept Kramer just delivered indicates to me the Japanese are going to attack." "None of us doubt war is coming." "We know they have an expeditionary force heading south." "Sir, as hostilities seem imminent I recommend you telephone Admiral Kimmel in Hawaii." "No." "I better call the president first." "Now, if you'll all please excuse me?" " Yes, sir." " Thank you, sir." "The men are in good spirits, sir." "They are eager to go." "Yes, they are eager because they do not know the taste of battle." "The mechanics asked me to give you this for good luck at Pearl Harbor." "Bring her into the wind." ""The Japanese government regrets to have to notify the American government that, in view of the attitude of the American government it is impossible to reach an agreement through negotiations."" "Sir?" " There are supplemental messages." " Thank you." "Gentlemen, I am convinced the Japanese intend to attack at or shortly after 1 :00 today." " I'll alert all Pacific commands." " Yes, sir." "Colonel Bratton, just a minute." "Take this to communications center." "We will follow that ship into Pearl Harbor." "Come in." "Captain, can you come to the bridge?" "Very well." "Sub contact, Mr. Goepner?" " We're not sure." " What ship?" "The Navy tug Antares." "Look astern of her, captain." "She's towing a target raft." "Look between the ship and the raft, sir." "That, Mr. Goepner, is a submarine." "She's sneaking through the net into the harbor." "General Quarters." " Sound General Quarters." " All engines ahead, full." " Come left 15 degrees." " Come left 15 degrees, sir." " Tell Antares we're attacking." " Aye, aye, sir." "Flags, tell Antares we're attacking." " Mount one, commence firing." " Mount one, commence firing." " Stand by to roll depth charges." " Stand by to roll depth charges." " Roll one." " Roll one." " Roll two." " Roll two." "Notify Com-14 we dropped depth charges on a sub in our security zone." "Aye, aye, sir." "Captain Earle speaking." " We have a message from the ward." " All right, read it to me." ""Have dropped depth charges on sub operating in our security zone."" "We've had so many of these false sightings, Kaminsky." "But this is the real thing, sir." "Closer than any previous sighting." "Just off the harbor entrance." "You and I know the skipper of that destroyer is a green kid." "I'll pass it to Admiral Block." "With all due respect, sir, I think we should alert all commanders." "Confirmation, Kaminsky." "I want confirmation." "The sunburst reminds me of our flag, a good omen." "Ed, this is hot." "General Marshall wants it sent to all commanders by the fastest route." "Right." "The general's handwriting, it's hard to read." "You're gonna have to help me with it, Rufe." "Hey, I'm picking up Honolulu on the radio." "Check your direction-finder dial." "It's coming from five degrees to port, sir." "Okay, keep riding that beam." "Major, I picked up some great music from Honolulu." "That's fine, pipe it through." "Okay." "Where's the damn chow truck?" "Shut the thing down, George." "It's already after 7." "Hey, Joe, come here." "What do you make of that?" "I've been watching it for minutes." "It's moving in, fast." "I've never seen anything that big." " Looks like two main pulses." " Hey, Joe, I got it." "I make that about 140 miles north, three degrees east." "Don't make sense, we got no planes out that far." "We gotta contact the information center." "Our problem is over at 7:00." "The center might make some sense out of it." "Okay, suit yourself." "lnformation center." "Yeah?" "I don't know, Mac, we're all closed down here." "ls that right?" "Hang on a minute." "Lieutenant, sir." "Lieutenant Tyler." "Sir, this is Private Elliot, Opana Point." "There's a large formation of planes coming in 140 miles, three degrees east." "Yeah?" "Well, don't worry about it." "The boys at Opana Point must have picked up the B-17s..." " He said not to worry about it." " Come on, let's go eat." "Colonel, I sent this to Manila, the canal zone and San Francisco but the direct channel to Hawaii is out." "Atmospherics again?" "Yes, sir, it's real bad today." "We could give it to the Navy." "What makes you think their atmospherics are better?" " Send it as a telegram." " Yes, sir." "Our ultimatum should be delivered in Washington before the attack begins." "I hope everything is on schedule." "Don't worry, sir." "The Emperor insists that we follow the rules of the Geneva Convention." "Our declaration of war will be delivered at 1 :00 p.m., 30 minutes before the attack begins." "The typing still isn't finished." "We'll have to postpone our 1 :00 appointment with Secretary Hull." "Do you mean a submarine was sighted over half an hour ago and that it's taken this long to report it to me?" "I don't care if it still hasn't been confirmed." "I should've been informed after the ward radioed a first report." "A submarine that close is a serious matter." "A very serious matter." "Get the confirmation, all the reports to my office." "I mean, right now." "Have my driver get the car." "Aye, aye, sir." "Oh, sir should I tell General Short you'll miss the golf date?" "No, damn it, get my car." "A message for the general at Fort Shafter." " ls it marked urgent?" " No." "It's a little bumpy, Davey but you have to fly in all kinds of weather." "Sure, Miss Fort." "Don't let the nose drop." "That's better." "You're doing just fine." "I'm taking over, Davey." "Warrant Officer Mizuki, signal all planes, "prepare to attack."" "A signal from Fuchida, "objective sighted, preparing to attack."" "Everything is strangely quiet." "The American anti-aircraft batteries haven't fired a shot!" "And no enemy fighters over the harbor, sir!" "We've done it!" "Send the message:" ""Tora!" "Tora!" "Tora!"" ""Tora!" "Tora!" "Tora!"" "Stand by." "Execute." "Get his number." "I'll report him for safety violations." "Come on!" "Alert all commands:" ""Air raid." "Pearl Harbor." "This is no drill."" "General Quarters." "General Quarters." "Man your stations." "Man your stations." "Sir." "Battle stations." "Battle stations." "Fire your gun." "Fire at will." "That bastard!" "Station six, man your pump." "Plane to starboard." "Pearl Harbor is being attacked." " Pearl Harbor?" " Pearl Harbor is being bombed." "Pearl Harbor's being attacked." "Go back to your quarters." "Pearl Harbor's being attacked." "What in the hell is going on?" "Why wasn't the Army notified?" "Did anyone think to inform Washington?" "I thought so." " General." " Put all units on a full war footing." "Alert the territorial guard." "Open a command post at Aliamanu Crater." " Yes, sir." " I'll be right down." "Oh, my God." "The island's under attack." "Those bastards will kill us all." "Men, get to the armory." "Get guns, ammunition." " You too, lieutenant." " Yes, sir." " Operator." " Duarte airfield." "All the phone lines are jammed." "Well, try the radio again." "Hose down that plane." "Run for it." "Run, run!" "There's Hickam." "Major, I heard something funny on the Honolulu radio." "What kind of traffic control is this?" "The radio said something about an attack." "They're Japs, sir." "What a way to fly into a war." "Unarmed and out of gas." "Oboe leader to Oboe flight." "We've flown into the middle of a war." "Get out fast." "Anywhere. lf you can't make Hickam, try Bellows or Wheeler." "Sir, we've been hit." "Nothing serious." "They shot one circuit box." "The landing light isn't working." "Better use the hand crank." "Hurry." " Major." " Yeah." "One wheel is stuck." "Well, jolt it loose." "We're going in." " l tried." " Try again!" "Here they come." "Fire!" "Tell them to stop shooting at us!" "We're Americans." "Major, no go, sir." "Like I said, it's a hell of a way to fly into a war." " Run for it!" " Hurry up!" "Tower to B-17, there's a Jap on your tail." "Goose your engine and get out." "Have damage control report all damages." "Sir, if we stay here we're gonna fry." "Okay, sergeant, let's get the men down." "All right, you guys, let's go." "Where the hell are our fighters?" "Captain, the main fuel tanks are fractured." "Lower deck's flooded, we're listing eight degrees." "Counter flood, counter flood." "You wanted confirmation, captain?" "Take a look." "There's your confirmation!" ""Oklahoma", capsized." "Nevada's taken a torpedo forward and is down to the head." "West Virginia, subjected to six torpedo hits and several deck fires." "Raleigh and Helena damaged and listing."" "The California, two torpedoes, fires all around, temporarily abandoned." "I've just come from her." "It's spent, sir." "Would've been merciful had it killed me." "A message from Flight Leader Fuchida." ""Have inflicted serious damage on numerous battleships."" "Better than we had dreamed!" "Where are our priority targets the American carriers?" "Mr. Secretary." ""Air raid." "Pearl Harbor." "This is no drill."" "No, this can't be true." "They must mean the Philippines." "No, sir." "It's Pearl." "Get me the White House, the direct line." "Yes, sir." "Mr. Ambassador, Mr. Hull will see you in a moment." "Please be seated." "Mr. President, has this been confirmed?" "Then, sir, I'd like you to have it confirmed before I receive Nomura and Kurusu." "They're waiting outside." "Operator." "Operator." "Get me Haleiwa field." "Fast." "George, get ahold of a car, a truck, anything." "I'm calling Haleiwa." "I'll get them to start our planes." "Go." "Battleship on the left, sir!" "It's the Nevada." "She's making a run for the sea!" "If we sink her in the channel, the harbor will be blocked for months!" "Recommend course 2-3-0, sir." " Very well." "Stay at 2-3-0." " Stay at 2-3-0, sir." "Take cover!" "More hose!" "More hose!" "More water." "Abandon ship!" "Abandon ship!" " Abandon ship!" "Abandon Ship!" " Over the side!" "Can't get through the outer channel in this shape." "She goes down here, she'll block the south channel." "We'll have to beach her there so she's clear." "File these." "G-5." "I need five copies each." "Messenger." " Take this to General Short's office." " Right." "File these." "Corporal." "This has to be decoded for the general." "Take it to the decoding room." "Ask them to send it back soon." "Yes, sir." "Run for it!" "Drop the hose and get the ladders and axes." "What are you waiting for?" " We got no water." " Why?" "What's wrong?" "It's the Arizona." "She cut the pipes in the mains." "The tanker in the ocean there is full of aviation fuel." "If it goes, we'll blow up half the harbor." "Hey, look out!" "ln all my 50 years of public service I have never seen a document so crowded with infamous falsehoods and distortions on a scale so huge that I never imagined until today that any government on this planet was capable of uttering them." "Mr. Hull." "Go." "What's the matter?" "Why in hell doesn't the next wave take off?" "But, sir, no one has given the order." "We've knocked out the American airfields sunk four battleships, heavily damaged three more." "Sir, Rear Admiral Yamaguchi's carrier has signaled!" ""Attack group ready for takeoff."" "Unfortunately, the American carriers were not at Pearl Harbor." "Since we don't know where they are we can't use our limited supply of fuel to look for them." "We must not forget that enemy submarines will be searching for us." "We have been lucky so far." "No take-off signal yet?" "There is a signal now!" "It says, "All ships head for Japan as soon as our planes return."" "It can't be!" "It must be a mistake!" "We cannot turn back now." "We must destroy the American carriers and their dry docks no matter how long it takes!" "You're wrong." "Our mission has been completely accomplished." "This task force is vital to us." "It is my duty to return it intact." "This war is just beginning." "We have a long way to go." "Yes, all right." "This came from the decoding room, a cablegram from the War Department." "Get a copy to Admiral Kimmel." "Pardon me, admiral." " From Washington." " Thank you." "Gentlemen." ""The Japanese are presenting at 1 p.m Eastern Standard Time today what amounts to an ultimatum." "Just what significance the hour set may have, we do not know but be on alert accordingly."" "Signed George C. Marshall, chief of staff." "My God." "This leaves the Navy with only two combat groups in the Central Pacific." "Ours and the Lexington." "We don't want to get caught like they did." "I don't intend to." "When can you be ready for sea again?" "We can fuel and provision and be under way before dawn." "Good." "That's good." "Here is an announcement from the Navy Department, released December 7th." ""Before daybreak today, the Imperial Navy successfully launched a large-scale air raid against the American Pacific Fleet in Hawaii."" "We salute the Commander-in-Chief of our Fleet Admiral Yamamoto." "I had intended to deal a fatal blow to the American fleet by attacking Pearl Harbor immediately after Japan's official declaration of war." "But according to the American radio, Pearl Harbor was attacked 55 minutes before our ultimatum was delivered in Washington." "I can't imagine anything that would infuriate the Americans more." "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."

"Mayday, mayday." "This is Hesper 2-9-9, heavy in distress." "Dad!" "Engines 1 and 2 are offline." "We're losing her." "Go!" "Go!" "I've heard stories of Earth." "A paradise... until we destroyed it." "The founding of the Uniting Ranger Corps, One thousand years ago was a global military effort in evacuation of earth." "The rangers would lead the settlement of mankind in its new home." "Nova Prime." "But we were not alone." "The aliens released the Ursas." "Monsters." "Bred to kill humans." "Technically blind." "The Ursas see humans based on the pheromones secrete when frightened" "They literally smell our fear." "Humankind was again in danger of extinction, and again turned to the rangers for the answer." "And that answer came in the form of the prime commander Cypher Raige." "The original Ghost." "He's believed to be soul completely free of fear, that to an Ursa... he's invisible." "This phenomena is known as "Ghosting"." "This isn't a race, cadet." "Raige." "Your test scores are very impressive." "In the classroom you are an outstanding ranger, but in the field you collapse." "I'm not advancing you." "You may try again next year." "Sir, I am dedicated, I've studied and consistently displayed conduct becoming a ranger, sir." "I request that the commander reconsider his assessment, sir." "Cadet..." " Sir, my father is returning home tonight." "I haven't seen him in..." "It's a very special day for our family." "and I've gotta be able to tell him that I'm a ranger, sir." "You tell your father... that I said welcome home." "Dismissed." "Faia." "Hi." "How were finals?" "How were finals?" "I wasn't advanced to ranger." "Where do we look when we speak?" "I was not advanced to ranger." "You were not advanced to ranger..." "I was not advanced to ranger, sir." "That's all right, you're young..." "I ran the canyons 11 seconds faster than you did." "You weren't ready." "Velan is a good man, he knows his stuff." "If you were, he would've promoted you." "You weren't ready." "I'm not hungry." "I'm going to my room." "Are you asking me or telling me?" "May I go to my room, sir?" "Denied!" "Sit down!" "Our last visit to Iphitos... flying tomorrow." "Supervising training... and after it's completed," "I'm announcing my retirement." "Retirement?" "Maybe I'll work with you... in Turbine division." "Together." "I want my family back." "I want you back." "That boy in there... is trying to find you." "He's a feeling boy." "He's an intuitive boy." "He watched you read that book with Senshi his entire life." "He's reading that book now." "He's reaching for you." "Don't get me wrong," "I respect everything you've done." "But you have a son in the other room that... who do not know." "He blames himself on what happened to Senshi." "He thinks it's his fault." "He's drowning." "And he does not need a commanding officer." "He needs a father." "Pack your bags." "You're coming with me to Iphitos." "This was a really good decision." "Now go and make some good memories together." "You take it easy on your father." "He's a little rusty." "Okay." "General Raige." "I was on the plateau." "You saved me and four others." "I just came from seeing my baby girl's face for the first time." "Stand me up." "That won't be necessary, ranger." "Damn it, stand me up!" "What's that, Serge?" "Pull." "Looks good." "I'm reading "Moby-Dick"." "Your mother told me." "That's great." "Our military transporter will arrive training base on Iphitos in seven hours." "I'm gonna grab some rack time." "I recommend you do the same." "Hey!" "Can you read?" "I said, can you read?" "Yes, sir." "Well, there's a sign back there:" ""Authorized Personnel Only."" "Why didn't you read that?" "What's in the cage?" "Might wanna go easy on him, Serge." "That's the Prime Commander son right there." "You're Raige's kid?" "What's in there?" "You wanna see?" "Kit, we have to go." "Right now." "Is that..." "They surprised us." "Senshi, abstract those things." "An Ursa?" "Taking it to Iphitos." "For ghost training." "You wanna see if you can ghost?" "Ghosting is when you don't have a trace of fear in you." "Most guys freeze." "That's your cerebral cortex looking for an answer it doesn't have." "See, even your brain knows you're screwed." "Your blood is filling with adrenaline right now... whether you know it or not." "Your heart's beating fast." "It's getting a little harder to breath." "Your neurobiological system is telling you to run, but your knees are too weak to move." "And it's... too late anyway." "The pores in your skin have already opened up." "It's secrete an imperceptible amount of pheromones into the air." "And all you can think about is when it gonna kill you." "Senshi!" "She sees you, kid." "Attention on deck!" "Kitai, back to your seat now." "Rangers, go red-con one." "Secure all cargo!" "Behind your seat there's a life-suit." "Put it on now." "Strap in, full harness." "Yes, sir." "Good evening, General." "Captain." "What's the last known position of the closest asteroid storm?" "Category-4 asteroid formation." "2,000km to starboard and plus 4-5 declination." "I detected graviton-vibrations in the hull." "Which you detected, how?" "Graviton build-up could be a precursor to mass-expansion." "That storm could be on us in minutes." "But, sir, mass-expansion is one in a million." "If we try to navigate out... the pull of our own graviton wake could set the thing off." "Let's just hold course and hope I'm wrong." "Just out of interest, sir," "How often are you wrong?" "My wife would give a very interesting answer to that question." "Graviton count's decreasing." "800 parts per million." "650." "Well, sir, there's a first time for everything." "Turn into it." "Match bearing." "Dad!" "She's a dead stick!" "Engines 1 and 2 are offline. we losing her!" "Can you travel us out of here?" "Where?" "!" "The anchorage on Lycia." "It's the closest." "Negative, sir." "We cannot worm-hole travel in the middle of this." "Do it." "Coordinates for anchorage at Lycia locked in." "No confirmation signal, sir." "Travel us now." "Sir, without confirmation..." "That's an order." "Go." "Go!" "Cabin pressure dropping." "Heavy damage to outer hall." "There's a breach possible to middle cabin." "Find me something I can land on." "Now!" "I got something." "Bearing 340 by 95." "Range, 86,000." "Warning: this planet has been declared unfit for human habitation." "Placed under class-1 quarantine by the interplanetary authority." "Under penalty of law," "Do not attempt to land." "Repeat: do not attempt to land." "It's not possible." "The computer might have defaulted back to a known demarcation point." "No." "Not yet." "Travel us again." "Negative, sir." "This ship is gonna tear apart at any moment." "Set her down." "Mayday, mayday." "This is Hesper 2-9-9 heavy in distress." "We took heavy damage from an asteroid storm and are going down with bingo power." "You all right?" "Evaluate." "Good to go." "You confirm the Ursa's contained." "The back of the ship is gone." "Rangers, count off." "Rangers, count off." "Damn." "The cockpit is directly above us." "Go." "Left rear." "There's a utility compartment." "Inside, there's an emergency beacon." "Silver." "Like a saucer." "Bring it to me." "Consolidate inventory up." "General Cypher Raige." "Crash landed." "Two confirmed survivors." "Kitai, the emergency beacon you brought me will fire a distress signal deep into space." "But it's damaged." "There's another one in the tail section of our ship." "This is us here." "That, is the tail." "Somewhere in this area." "It's approximately 100km from here." "We need that beacon." "You understand?" "Yeah." "Both my legs are broken." "One very badly." "You are going to retrieve that beacon, or we are going to die." "Do you understand?" "Yeah." "Repeat what I just said." "I have to go retrieve the beacon," "or we going to die." "You have air-filtration inhalers." "You need to take one now." "The fluid will coat your lungs, increase your oxygen extraction allowing you to breath more comfortably in the environment." "You have six vials." "In your weight, that should be 20-24 hours each." "That's more than enough." "Your life-suit and backpack are equipped with digital and virtual imaging." "So I'll be able to see everything that you see... and what you do not see." "I will guide you." "It'll be like I'm right there with you." "Take my cutlass." "It's the C-40." "Full, 22 configurations." "Kitai, every single decision you make will be life or death." "This is a class-1 quarantined planet." "Everything in this planet has evolved to kill humans." "Do you know where we are?" "No, sir." "This is Earth." "And... the Ursa?" "There are three possibilities." "First and most likeliest, it died in the crash." "The second and less likely, is that it is injured very badly and still contained." "The third and least likely, is that it is out." "We will proceed, however, in anticipation of the worst case scenario." "Every movement will be under protocol "escape and evade"." "If he's out there," "I will see him long before he gets anywhere near you." "Do you understand?" "Yes, sir." "Do exactly as I tell you, and we will survive." "Kitai, calm down." "Take a knee." "Root yourself in this present moment, now." "Sight, sound." "Smell." "What do you feel?" "My body feels heavier." "Very good." "Earth gravitational pull is different than at home." "Very good." "Now, let's go." "What happened?" "You didn't see that?" "Kitai, what happened?" "I'm fine." "No change, I just slipped." "There's condensation on the stones." "I'm good to go." "General Cypher Raige." "Initiating remote probe recon." "Primary target:" "Ursa." "I want to reiterate that your navi-band is our sole means of communication." "Roger." "Temperatures in this planet fluctuate dangerously, Kitai." "And most of the planet freezes over completely at night." "But there are hot spots." "Geothermal nodes between here and the tail that will keep you warm during the freeze-over." "You must reach one of these hot spots each evening before nightfall." "Is that understood?" "Copy." "Standard operating procedure till I give you further instructions." "Stand by." "Dad, are you there?" "Hey, dad, are you there?" "Dad?" "Are you there?" "Hello?" "I'm here." "A boy I know had this." "It's a real book." "For a museum." "It's "Moby-Dick"." "He said I can even hold on to it." "Hold on, to what?" "The book, dad." "Do they really kill these whales?" "We, Senshi, for their oils and they almost disappeared." "Just before the age of carbon fuels." "Where's your brother?" "Kit." "Hi." "Dad, are you there?" "I'm here." "Where are you?" "My suit turned to black." "I like it, but I think it's something bad." "Your suit is made of smart-fabric." "It has motion sensors." "I'm tracking a life-form moving towards you from the west." "It's closing rapidly." "50m." "40." "30." "20." "10." "It is right there, Kitai." "Do not... move." "Recognize your power." "This will be your creation." "Stand down, cadet." "Kitai!" "Go away!" "Control yourself, cadet." "Kitai!" "Stand down!" "Get away!" "Get the hell away!" "Kitai!" "To your rear." "Out to your rear." "Okay, I'm going." "There's a river, 250m straight ahead, go." "They are no longer in pursuit." "Cadet, you are not being followed." "I repeat, you are not being followed." "Kitai, you are running from nothing!" "Kitai!" "Kitai, put my damn cutlass away." "You are not being followed." "Take a knee." "Take a knee, cadet." "You want to die today, that's fine, but you are not going to kill me." "Kitai, I need you to do a physical assessment." "You are showing rapid blood contamination." "Are you cut?" "I'm dizzy." "Kitai, self-eval." "Good, god!" "Dad, I can't stand." "Open your med-kit." "You are going to have to administer the antitoxin in sequence." "Inject yourself the clear liquid first." "Do it now." "I can't see." "The poison is affecting your nervous system." "Stay even." "Dad, please come help me." "I can't see." "I can't do this without my sight, dad." "Please, come and get me." "Kitai, inject yourself directly into your heart with the first stage." "Do it now." "Now the second." "ASAP." "To your left, Kitai." "Left!" "I can't feel my hand." "Dad, I can't feel my hands." "Press it into the ground." "Roll over on it and press it into the ground, Kitai." "Great work, cadet." "But you are going to lie there for a moment." "The parasite that stung you... has a paralyzing agent in its venom." "So you are going to have to lie there for a little bit." "While the antitoxin does its job." "It's time to wake up." "Son, the temperature is dropping five degrees every ten minutes." "You have got to wake up." "Can you blink your eyes?" "Son," "I need you to, please, blink your eyes." "Blink your eyes." "Hey, dad." "Hey." "That sucked." "That is correct." "You got 9.7km to the hot spot." "How about you show me that 10k in 50 minutes, cadet?" "Sir, yes, sir." "Two mikes out." "All good." "Who wants to be a ranger?" "Who wants it?" "Watch him go." "Watch him go." "Five miles out." "Come on." "Lights out." "Happy 19th birthday, Senshi." "Dad, you help me." "No, Senshi." "You go ahead." "You blow." "Come on, dad." "Blow." "Nah." "You know there's no way I can actually do that from here." "No." "I think you can." "Faia, you're right there." "Help the girl." "You can do it." "I love you, dad." "Hot spot one arrival:" "H. plus 54 minutes." "Equipment check and consolidate." "Take your next inhaler." "Your... oxygen extraction is bottoming." "Take your next breathing fluid." "Second dose of breathing fluid complete." "Count off remaining." "Four vials remain, sir." "Repeat." "Four vials remain, sir." "Dad." "Dad." "I'm here." "How'd you do it?" "How'd you first ghost?" "Out for a run." "Alone." "Something that I wasn't supposed to do." "Ursa de-camos," "Right in front of me." "I go for my cutlass..." "It Shoots its pincer." "Right to my shoulder." "Next thing I know, we're over the cliff." "Falling." "30m." "Straight down." "Into the river." "We settle onto the bottom." "It's on top of me." "But it's stopped moving." "And I realize..." "He's trying to drown me." "I'm thinking, "I'm gonna die." ""I'm gonna die."" "You cannot believe this is how you gonna die." "I could see my blood bubbling up," "Mixing with the sunlight," "Shining through the water." "And I'm thinking, "wow..." ""That's really pretty."" "Everything slows down." "I see his pincer through my shoulder." "And I decide:" "I don't want that in there anymore." "So I pull it out." "And it lets me go." "And more than that I can tell..." "It can't find me." "It doesn't even know where to look." "And it dawned on me..." "Fear is not real." "The only place that fear can exist is in our thoughts of a future." "It is a product of our imagination." "Causing us to fear things that do not at present and may not ever exist." "That is near insanity, Kitai." "Now, do not misunderstand me:" "Danger, is very real." "But fear is a choice." "We are all telling ourselves a story." "And that day, mine changed." "14km to the falls." "That's our midway checkpoint." "I'm reading you." "Kitai, get to the falls." "ASAP." "I hear something." "I think it's water." "A lot of it." "Inventory up." "Roger." "Food rations, half available." "Flares, full." "Med-kit, half-available." "Breathing fluid..." "Breathing fluid, four vials available." "Why you're not showing me the case?" "What?" "Show it to me now." "I thought that I could make it, sir." "Abort mission." "Return to the ship." "That is an order." "Don't come out." "No matter what." "That's an order." "Help!" "Help!" "No, dad." "We..." "I can do it." "I can..." "I don't need many." "I can get across with just two." "You need a minimum of three inhalers to make it to the tail." "You have exhausted your resources." "I can get across." "I can..." "I can do it with just two, dad." "This mission has reached abort criteria." "I'll take full responsibility." "You did your best." "You have nothing more to prove." "Now, return to the ship." "What was your mistake?" "Trusting me?" "!" "Depending on me?" "Thinking that I can do this?" "Now I'm giving you an order... to turn around" "and return to this ship." "You wouldn't give any other ranger that order." "You are not a ranger, and I'm giving you that order." "What was I supposed to do?" "What did you want me to do?" "She gave me an order." "She said, "no matter what, don't come out of that box."" "Was I supposed to just come out and die?" "What do you think, cadet?" "What do you think you should have done?" "Because, really, that is all that matters." "What do you think you should have done?" "And where were you?" "!" "She called out for you." "She called your name." "And you weren't there, cause you never there." "And you think I'm a coward?" "!" "You're wrong!" "I'm not a coward!" "You're the coward!" "I'm not a coward!" "Kitai!" "Kitai, you've got incoming." "Do you copy?" "You've got incoming." "Don't..." "Kitai, dive!" "Dive!" "Kitai!" "No!" "Leave them alone!" "Get away!" "Dad, I'm sorry, it's just..." "Where is my son?" "General Cypher Raige." "This is a message for my wife." "Faia," "I have lost contact with our son." "End message." "You have six vials." "In your weight, that should be 20-24 hours each." "That's more than enough." "I estimate four days to reach the tail." "We'll break it to sections." "You have six hours to reach the first geothermal site." "First leg is 20 km. to the mouth of the north forest." "I'm right here." "Five mikes out." "Keep moving." "That's about one hour." "Take your next inhaler." "H. plus 54 minutes." "There's an escarpment." "Looks like it could be a waterfall" "We will call that our midway point." "I can get across." "I can do it with just two, dad." "14km to the forest." "This is us here." "That, is the tail." "You are going to retrieve that beacon... or we are going to die." "Leave me alone!" "Wake up." "It's time for you to wake up." "Hey." "Hey." "I was just about to come out that day." "No, you weren't." "But you did the right thing." "Dad says I should have tried." "He's just mad at himself, that's all." "Why couldn't you ghost?" "You're close right now." "I am?" "Are you scared?" "No." "I'm tired." "That's good." "You filled your heart with something else." "Now you gotta get up." "I memorized some "Moby-Dick"." "Kitai, get up." ""All that most maddens and torments..."" "Kitai, wake up!" ""All that stirs up the lees of things."" "Wake up!" "It's time to wake up." ""All truth with malice in it."" "Kitai!" ""All that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain."" "Wake up!" "Hey... thanks." "No." "Dad." "Dad, it's Kitai." "I made it to..." "Kitai?" "Dad, I made it to the tail, do you copy?" "Kitai, I'm here." "Are you okay?" "Dad, do you read me?" "I copy." "Dad, I made it to the tail, do you copy?" "Kitai, we have electrical interference." "You're in a black zone." "I repeat, you are in a black..." "Dad, the Ursa is not contained." "Please, copy." "Dad?" "I'm here." "I swear to you, I'm here." "Take a knee." "It is the ionic layer." "And the atmosphere above your current position, it is causing electrical interference." "That is why the beacon is not firing." "To your north." "The peak." "You must find the beacon from the peak of that mountain." "See it, Kitai." "Please." "See it." "Good boy." "Good boy." "Good boy." "It is a pheromone trigger." "He set it to scare you... so he can track you." "Keep moving." "It has found you." "Run." "Just run, Kitai." "Just run." "Climb in there, okay?" "It won't be able to smell you." "Dad!" "Root yourself in this present moment, now." "Sight, sound." "Smell." "What do you feel?" "You're still in that box." "It's time to come out." "Stand me up." "General." "I said..." "Stand me up." "Watch his back." "Dad?" "Yeah." "I wanna work with mom." "Yep." "Me too."

"Of course I know what a jack is, Phoebe." "I just don't know how to use it." "It's not like I've ever got a flat tire before." "This doesn't happen to me every day." "Piper, relax." "I used to date a mechanic, I will walk you through it." "Okay, you put the jack under the jeep and then put the handle in the base and ratchet it up and down, okay?" "It's very easy." "Handle." "Handle." "I don't think I got a handle." "Wait, there's a long wooden spoon in the back." "That's not gonna work." "She's looking for a long wooden spoon." "Our table's ready." "Okay." "Okay." " It didn't work." " Stay there and we'll come get you." "No, I can do it." "I can figure it out." "Piper, you're stranded and you're all alone, and the only thing you have to protect yourself with is a wooden spoon that's broken." "And I have the power to freeze." "I'm fine." "It's better than Mace." "Okay, I gotta go before my battery dies." "I gotta call the Auto Club." " I'll meet you there in a little bit." " Piper, wait." "Hello?" "She is out of her mind." "All right, we'll give her 15 minutes and call back." "Okay." "Directory assistance." "What city please?" "San Francisco." "Auto Club, please." "So back to what we were talking about." "What do you think?" " Well, I think it's a good idea." " Great." " And I think it's a bad idea." " How?" "How is it a bad idea?" "You need extra help for the auction, and I need a job." "Well, not only are we family, but we live together." "And I don't think that my wardrobe can take the assault of your daily needs." "Okay, I'm great with phones, better with people and very computer-friendly." "And with a paycheck, I could purchase new clothes." "So by hiring me, you'd actually be expanding your wardrobe, not decreasing it." "And I'd be eternally grateful." "You really want to work at Buckland's with me?" "When opportunity knocks, I answer the door." "The job is very demanding." "Auctions can be stressful." " I love a challenge." " We work pretty long hours." "Overtime is my friend." "Plus, I just thought of something else." "With my premonitions, I might just be able to get you the straight dope without a trip to the office water cooler." "Don't push it." "Right." "So, what do you think?" "Can you start tomorrow?" "Yes." "Hey, can you give me a ride?" "Hello?" "Oh, great." "No problem, for I bear the power of one." "Everything's gonna be okay." " Piper Halliwell?" " Prue." "Phoebe." " Andy, thanks for calling us." " Please, she's like my sister too." "She's in here." "Oh, my God, that's a lot of blood." " Hey, sweetie." " Oh, my God." "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "If I pass out and I need a transfusion, I'm AB negative." "It's very rare." "It could be a problem." "Try not to look at it." "And just so you know, I'm AB neg." "Too." "Plus, I love good food." "Perfect donor." " So no stitches?" " No." "It's not that deep." "Follow up with your doctor in the morning, though." "Keep it dry, a little aspirin for the pain." "You'll be fine." " Easy for you to say." " You're all set." "Just sign this." "Oh, I got it." "Come here, baby." "I don't understand." "Why didn't you just freeze him?" "I was trapped in a phone booth." "My power doesn't work" " outside the room I'm in, remember?" " Oh, right." " Oh, my God, Billy." " How are you?" "Billy." "This is Billy." "He saved my life." " I'm just glad I got there in time." " I'd like to talk to you about that." "Along with that flare gun you just happened to show up with." "I don't think that you can smoke in here." "Oh, right." "Look, it's no coincidence I was there, inspector." "I heard about the murder last night." "The creature..." " The creature?" " Yeah, that's right." " Yes, creature." "Absolutely." " Describe it." " Billy, what are you doing here?" " Same thing you are." " Hunting that thing." " Piper, Prue, Phoebe Halliwell," "Special Agent Fallon of the FBI." " FBI." "Cool." " Describe it." "Okay." "Big, scary, strong, kind of like a cross between a werewolf and Charles Manson." " Yellow eyes?" " Yes." "Talon-like hands?" "Can I talk to you, inspector?" "Ms Halliwell's the first one to survive an attack." "Unlike that poor guy we found last night with his heart ripped out." "Just like the killings in Chicago and New Orleans." " I've sent for the coroner's reports." " Why?" "I think it's pretty obvious this case is out of your jurisdiction, inspector." " On the bright side, you don't want it." " Why's that?" "This witness corroborates every other statement." "According to their descriptions, this perp's not either animal or human." "You didn't blink." "I was expecting a response." " Just tell me what I'm looking for." " You believe them?" " That it's not human?" " Let's just say recent experiences have taught me to keep an open mind." "Cosy, aren't they?" "So, Billy, how did you know to use a flare gun?" " It's afraid of fire." " How did you figure that out?" "Because when it attacked us, me and my fiancée, Laura, we were camping by Lake Michigan and I grabbed a log from the fire, it freaked, took off." "But not before it ripped Laura's heart out." "Might as well have taken mine too." "I came here to kill it." "If that thing last night isn't demonic, I don't know what is." "Yeah, well, it's not your fight, Piper." "Just let Andy and that FBI agent handle it." "Okay?" "Can't." "That thing tried to kill me." "Besides, I was meant to be involved." "I know that." "It's no coincidence I got that flat." " Nice outfit." " Very corporate." "Yeah, well I have to try to impress my new boss." " Hey, how's the arm?" " Itches." "Piper, you have got to go to the doctor, okay?" "It could be infected." " It's not." "It's fine." " Here." "Listen, you, while we're at work..." "Whoa, head rush." ""While we're at work."" "Don't even think about going after that thing alone." "Wait, there's no reason to go after it at all." " The only innocent to protect is Piper." " I thought I was gonna die last night." "I was totally helpless." "All I could think about was I was never gonna see you guys again." "And then suddenly, out of nowhere, comes Billy." "Saved me." "Protected me." "That thing took away the person he loved, and he's out there all alone trying to kill it." "I can't just do nothing." "Just don't do anything unless we're together, okay?" "Promise?" " Meet you outside." " I'll be right there." "Okay." " Okay, I'm freaking." "I'm freaking." " Why?" "Because I convinced Prue to hire me, and what if I disappoint her?" "Or what if I screw up and make her look bad?" "There's a reason my résumé is only three sentences long, Piper." "Stop." "You're one of the smartest people I know." "I'm sure you'll do great." " You really mean that?" " Yes, I do." "That makes me feel so much better." "Thank you." "Lot number 102, one lamp." "Estimated value, $2500." "What, it doesn't need light bulbs?" " It's a Stickley, an original." " Ah, right, a Stickley." "I still can't believe none of this stuff belongs to anyone." "Yeah, well every year, the city auctions off unclaimed probate items, asset seizures for revenue." "What about the stuff that doesn't sell?" "It gets tossed." "What is lot 103?" "103, gold bracelet." "Estimated value, $375." "I will take that if no one wants it." "Note that it's inscribed with the initials T and L." "All right, that finishes the first grouping." "I'm gonna go upstairs to Appraisals and make sure we didn't forget anything." " Meet you back at my office?" " Your mid-morning coffee will be ready and waiting." "I think this is really gonna work with you and me." "Me too." " Prue." " Yeah?" "I just had a vision of the past." "It was a terrible car accident." " And this bracelet..." " What about it?" "It was thrown free." "Oh, man." "I bet I'm supposed to figure out who it belongs to." "Oh, no, no, no." "Not now." " I can't help it." " Prue?" "Just wanted to make sure everything's in order for today's auction." "Wait, the auction is today?" "Yes, Claire, everything's in order." "Terrific." "I'll see you later then." "Ooh, nice." "That should sell quickly." "What are we gonna do?" "It's called a what?" "A Wendigo." "Apparently, it looks like a normal person during the day, but then transforms at night." "It survives by feeding on human hearts." "What?" "According to my information, the first Wendigo was a mortal who, betrayed by his lover, cut out her heart and ate it." "As soon as he did, his own heart turned to ice and that's how he became this monster." "So, what, it, like..." "It takes love away from others, is that it?" "Or..." "Then why did it go after you?" "Are you... in love?" "No." "Unfortunately, no" "It must be attracted to something else." "Like... maybe beauty?" "I'm sorry." "It's just you remind me a lot of my fiancée." "Anyway, from what I gather, it strikes during the three phases of the full moon." "Which means it may try again tonight." "That's what it did before." "Amazing, you know I've been tracking this thing for two months, and in one night you're a Ph.D. In Wendigo." "Yeah." "Well, read more about it." "I should call Andy." "I mean, Inspector Trudeau and tell him this." "No." "Agent Fallon's better." "She's been so great to me ever since Laura..." "And she's already a believer." "I'll tell her, okay?" " Dizzy." " You okay?" "Must have stood up too fast." "Will you call me after you see her?" "Please?" "Sure." "I can help, Billy." "I can't tell you exactly how or why, but I just want you to know I can." "You're not in this alone." "I know." " Quake." " Piper, it's Andy." "Checking in to see how you're doing." "Oh, Andy, that's sweet." "I'm fine." "I'm just a little tired." "Yeah, well, you should be at home relaxing." "I'm okay." "Listen, Billy Waters just left." "He's on his way to the Federal Building to see Agent Fallon." "He has a theory on the attacks." "I'll let her know." "You rest up, okay?" "And stay out of dark, scary places for a while, will you?" " Okay." " Take care." "Billy's on his way over to your office." "Has some information on the attacks." "Really." "I guess I'd better go." "You seem pretty familiar with the witness." " Piper?" "Yeah, I dated her sister." " "Dated"?" "Past tense?" " It's a long story." "Why?" " Just curious." "Wouldn't want a lovesick cop on my hands." "Especially if that's what the creature is after." "What makes you think it is?" "You got a better explanation for why it rips the heart out of its victims?" "Maybe." "I've just gone over the coroner's reports from Chicago, New Orleans, now local." "Turns out all the victims were AB negative." "Chosen by blood type, that's a new one." "That, plus they're all killed in threes." "The night before, the night after and the night of the full moon." "Piper would've been the second, only she got away." "Well, if you're right, that means the creature will try again tonight." "I'm not altogether convinced it's a quote-unquote creature." "The blood types, the full moon, the stolen hearts, that feels like ritual." "And ritual is human." "Could be just one sick mind behind these crimes." "Maybe we'll have a chance to confirm your theory tonight." "You and me, stakeout at the park." "Interested?" "I'll bring my flare gun." "Billy." "Looking for me?" "Yeah." "Listen, I think I know what that creature is." " Really?" " Yeah." "Piper was telling me about it." " It's called a Wendigo, and it feeds..." " Hold on." "Not here." "The other agents already think I'm a little weird." "Why don't I walk you to your car, and we'll talk on the way." "It's like this Wendigo attacks people in love or at least people with good hearts." "It's sort of like an anti-Cupid." "How does it know that about its victims?" "I don't know." "Instinct?" "Maybe it just senses something." "Look, I know it can take on human form." "Maybe it stalks them first." "Anyway, I know it's gonna attack tonight." "I know it." "Probably in the same park just like the other cities." " Interesting." " Yeah." "Well, we gotta get there, stake it out, we wait for it to show up, so then we can kill it." "Son of a bitch." "Prue, check it out." "I found out whose car went off the cliff." "Franklin Bates." "He worked for a big PI firm in San Jose." " How did you do that?" " Easy." "I recognised the road." "Coast Highway by Carmel." "I also recognised the car, '65 Lincoln." "My first boyfriend, Jimmy, used to drive one just like it." "Remember?" "Anyway, so I got on the Web and started snooping around, which means that I tied up your phone lines while you were at Appraisals." " Go on." " I searched the Chronicle's databases for all articles on car accidents in the area, and voilà, there it was, February 1989." "Unfortunately, it took me a while to access it and I sort of forgot to tell you that Claire was looking for you." " Phoebe." " I'm sorry." "But here's the best part." "I called the PI firm he worked for, lied to them, told them I was Andy's partner, and they told me what the initials on the bracelet stand for." "The T is for "Teri," the L is for "Lane."" " Should I know the name?" " Teri Lane was a 5-year-old girl kidnapped by her father." "It was the case the detective was working on when he died." " So..." " So I think that that bracelet is proof that he found her." "Maybe the mother never got it, because he died." "Which means she never found her daughter." "We can't sell that bracelet, Prue, not until we know for sure." "So how am I supposed to explain this to Claire." "What, psychic provenance?" "Psychic what?" " Claire, hi." " I have been looking all over for this bracelet." "What's it doing up here?" " I had it cleaned." " Fine." "I'll return it downstairs." "I've already got two buyers interested." "We cannot let her sell that bracelet, Prue." "Piper." " Are you the manager?" " Yes." "Laurence Beck, Health Department." "This is a code inspection." "I'd like to start with the kitchen." "The counters are scrubbed every 15 minutes." "The dishes are washed at 150 degrees Fahrenheit with antibacterial dergent..." "Detergent." " Are you ill?" " No." "No, I just..." "I don't know." "Feel free to have a look around." "We have nothing to hide here at Quake." "Thanks." "Excuse me, what are you doing with that meat?" "Dying." "Oh, right." "Chuck that." "You're obviously sick." "I think you'd better go home, miss, before I shut this restaurant down." " Andy." " What happened?" "I don't know." "I came here to meet him and found him there." " How did he die?" " Coroner hasn't said, but it's definitely a homicide." "Although, there's no mutilation, no other visible wounds." "Doesn't fit our MO." "I suppose it could be random." "Chases off a crazed killer last night, then succumbs to a mugging today?" "I don't buy it." "Maybe the creature, or whatever it is, found out Billy had some information on it." "Got to him before he could get to me." "He had been stalking him for two months." "Could be the killer knew." "Still, if these are ritual murders as you suggest, all the steps have to be followed or the killer doesn't get his happy feeling." "So why is the heart still intact?" "Two possibilities." "He's not AB negative, or it was trying to protect itself from being found out." "I'd go with that theory, personally." "Me too." "Let's go talk to Piper, see if he told her what he wanted to tell you." "You read my mind, inspector." "And I have $400 now." "450. 450. 500. 550." "600. 650." "That's 650. $700 now." "750, up front." "That's 750 now." "Say eight. $800." "The gentleman's bid at 800." "Anymore at $800?" "Sold. $800." "Number 143, for the Karastan rug." "And the next item is lot 102, a Stickley lamp." "And bidding will begin at $2000." "Now say 21. $2300." "2400. $2700." "Now 2700." " Prue, guess what." " Where've you been?" " The auction's already started." " I think I found the little girl, Teri Lane." " I think she's living in Oakland." " Sold. $2900." "I contacted the detective's old secretary." "She helped me piece it together." "She also told me that it was the little girl's mother who hired him, because the father had abducted Teri." "And next is lot 103, a gold charm bracelet." " Bidding will begin at $375." " Prue, you've gotta do something." "That bracelet might be the only way to convince the mother" " we know where the girl is." " What am I to do?" "$375 dollars for it now. 375." "$375." "375." "Anyone at $375?" "$375." "Anyone at 375?" "At $375 now." "Anyone at 375?" " Anyone at $375?" " Go, girl." "Very well, $300 then." "Anyone at 300?" "Three hundred dollars then." "Last call at 300." "Anyone at $300?" "Very well, we'll move on to lot 104, the pewter flagon." " Thank you, thank you." " You just better be right." "At $150 now. 150. 175." " Hi, Andy." " Hi." " What are you doing here?" " Wanted to see how you're feeling." "I feel great." "Hey, where's your bandage?" "How did your wound heal?" " Who is it?" " It's Andy." " Andy." "Go away!" " Sorry?" " You can't come in." "I've got the flu." " It's okay." "I had a flu shot." "I gotta talk to you." "It's about Billy." " He's been killed." " What?" "That's not possible." "He should've been safe, it's not even night." "It might not have been whoever attacked you." " Who else could it have been?" " Sorry, had to make a call." " Are you okay?" " No, I don't feel so well." "Maybe we should come back later." "Just a few questions, if you don't mind." "We were wondering if you knew what exactly Billy was coming to tell me." "Just that the creature is called a Wendigo." "And that it attacks during the full moon." "Yeah, we know that." "He also said that it looks like a normal person during the day." "Really?" "That's new." "Did he have any idea who it might be?" " I don't think so." " Too bad." "How's the arm?" "It's fine." "Well, it hurts like hell." "May I?" "You're the only one to survive one of these attacks." "Hope you didn't get infected by it." "If you think of anything, anything at all, call me directly." "Try and get some sleep." "I will." "Thanks." "Yes?" " Are you Harriet Lane?" " Who are you?" "We've never met." "I work at an auction house." "Actually, I just started today." "My sister got me the job." "Well, anyway, I sort of found something, and I was wondering if you might recognise it." " I've never seen it before." " Are you sure?" "Hi." "I don't mean to intrude, and I know that this must be hard for you, but I know that you recognise this bracelet." "It was your daughter's, wasn't it?" "Why are you asking me all these questions?" "Why are you doing this to me?" "Your daughter, what's her name?" "Teri." "Teri Lane." "Do you know where she is?" "Teri?" "Oh, my goodness." " Teri." "Teri, my baby." " Mama." "Oh, Teri, Teri, Teri." "I never thought I'd see you again." " It's okay, mama." "I'm home now." " Let me look at you." "I guess that bracelet was worth more than I thought it was." "Are you kidding?" "It's priceless." "Thank God for my powers." "It wasn't just your powers that did that, Pheebs." "Hello?" "Piper, you sound terrible." "What's wrong?" "Sure hope Piper's gonna be okay." "She didn't look very well." "I know." "Both Piper and the first victim were attacked at the far end of those trees." "Must have hidden in that stretch of woods, waited to attack." "Want to get a closer look?" "Absolutely." "You better turn your cell phone off too." "Wouldn't want it to ring and scare it away." "This is a nice spot." "How did you find this place?" "You and Piper's sister spend some time here?" "No, Prue runs more to the highbrow." "Her loss." "I take it you're not married." "Do you see a ring on my finger?" "I was engaged once." "He was my world." "Totally my world." "Then one day, boom, the empty dresser." "The one-word note, "Sorry."" "I started falling." "I kept falling." " Yeah, I know how that is." " No, you don't." "But I took steps." "I did what I needed to make myself strong." "To make it so no one could ever hurt me like that again." "Love to know how you do that." "Maybe I'll show you, if you're lucky." "But now my life's a lot less complicated." "All I'm interested in is sex." "Does that shock you?" "No." "Just wondering where you were when I was in college, that's all." "Piper?" "Piper." "I'm miserable." " It's okay, honey." "It's okay." " No." "No, it's not." "Prue." " Okay, can you get up?" " Back off!" "What do you think, I can't walk now?" " Honey, we're just trying to help you." " Help me?" "You can't even hold a job." " Okay, now wait a minute, Piper." " Oh, save it." "Do you always have to be in charge?" "I'm so sorry." "What's happening to me?" "It's all right." "Okay, we're gonna take care of you." " What?" " What?" "I just saw who the Wendigo is." "Agent Fallon." " Her?" "I thought it had to be a him." " I guess not." "And even worse, I saw her and Andy at the park at night." "Alone." "Okay, I'm gonna call him and warn him." "You go upstairs to the Book of Shadows and see if you can find a way to help Piper." "Okay." "Nothing." "This is just the same crap I've already seen." "I tried Andy's cell phone, no answer." "We can't find anything about reversing the Wendigo thing." "Well, there's got to be something." "Oh, didn't you check this at the bottom of the page? "c.f. Desiderata."" "Yeah, like we're supposed to know what that means." "Well, it means "conferred desiderata."" "It's Latin for "look up things that are yearned for."" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "You're so very smart." " Piper." " Don't Piper me." "Just shut up!" "No." "You are going to listen to me." "This is not you." "All right, it's the blood of the Wendigo, and you have to fight it." "It's so strong." "You're stronger." "Fight it, Piper." "I'm okay." "All right." ""Things that are yearned for..." "Wisdom, balance, unbecoming."" "That's got to be it." "All right, unbecoming a Wendigo." "So we have to kill the Wendigo that slashed you by melting its heart of ice." " What if you can't find her?" " We'll find her." "She's gonna be in the park tonight." "But what if you're wrong?" "What if you don't?" "Then you'll have to..." " Then you'll have to kill me." " Don't be ridiculous." "We won't kill you." "We're gonna kill the thing that did this to you." "But we might have to confine you until we get back." " So tie you down, I guess." " No!" "Go to hell!" "Do we have any chains?" " I actually do think I have something." " Okay." " Are you back?" " I don't want this to happen to me." "Kill Ashley." "This is me talking." "Okay." "Here." "Where did you get the...?" " Never mind." " Let's just do this." "All right." "Over here." "We still need to take a trip to the Army Navy Store." " Why?" " To get a flare gun." "Screw you, bitch!" " Okay, I think we need to hurry." " Yeah, just hang in there, Piper." "What's the matter?" "I was just thinking how I'm probably not the best cop to be on this stakeout with, seeing as how I'm AB negative." "Don't worry." "I'll protect you." " Andy, doing okay?" " Little on edge." "Instinct of the hunt." "That's why you're here." "That's why you're a cop." "Does this turn you on or something, Agent Fallon?" "Or something." "Look, you're a gorgeous woman, but we're on this job together." "Let's just leave it at that." "Let's not." "If the moon is over there, we should go that way." " I don't see Andy's car." " We'll find him." "All right, let's hurry." "Andy?" "Andy!" "This is definitely the place, I recognise it from my premonition." "Oh, God." "Okay, give me another one." "If that didn't get Andy to come out, he's dead already." "He's dead when we find a body, not before." " Okay, how many more do we have?" " Two." " Two?" " That's all they had." "Wait." "I think that's him." "Oh, God." "All right, he's alive, but she slashed him." " He still has his heart?" " We must have driven her off in time." "Last one." "My turn." "This time we don't fire until I see slobber on its face." "Okay." "It's over there." "No, wait." "I think it's over here." "No, no, no, it's right here." "Wait, how can it be in two places at once?" "It can't." "One of them is Piper." " Shoot." " I can't, Prue." "Just shoot and pray you hit the right one." "Wait, Piper froze it." "Do something." "Do it!" " Are you okay?" " I think so, but I'm naked and freezing." "Andy." " Are you okay?" " What happened?" "Prue, what are you doing here?" "Where's the Wendigo?" "She's gone." "Easy." "Lie back down." "Just lie back down." "It's all right." "I'll explain everything later." "On the house, for saving my hide." "Literally, you Wendigo, you." "Yeah, are you okay to work?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "It's like nothing ever happened." "Except for Billy." "There was no way that you could've known about Agent Fallon." "I know." "It's just I'm not used to losing an innocent we're supposed to protect." "He wanted to help stop her so she couldn't hurt anybody else." "And that's exactly what he did." "I'm just grateful that you're safe." "And Andy." "By the way, what did you tell him about why we were all there?" " I told him the truth." " Get out." "I did." "I said that what he saw happened was true." "That Agent Fallon really was the Wendigo." "And that had we not vanquished her, that both he and Piper would've been killed." "I couldn't think of anything else to say." "Well, what did he say?" "Not much." "He was either too stunned to speak, or he actually believed me on some level." "It was the closest that we've ever come to having an honest conversation." "So maybe Andy's more open to your being a witch than you think." "All right, back to work?" "Actually, I need to talk to you about something." "And please don't be mad," " but I quit." " What?" "It's not that I don't appreciate the opportunity, because I do." "It's just that every time I touch something at Buckland's," "I risk having a premonition, and it's just too emotional for me." "Besides, that's your world." "I need to find one of my own." "You will." "Just stay out of my world, or I'll kill you." "Just kidding." "It's a joke."

"There's a large Ki in distress, and it's growing smaller!" "Whose is it?" "Is that Yamcha-san?" "They've shown themselves!" "Yamcha!" "Aw, Damn." "Krillin, Yamcha is still alive." "I left the Senzu back where we were earlier." "Take him there and feed him one." "You got it." "We're counting on you, Krillin!" "Yeah." "So you're the Artificial Humans?" "About time you showed your faces." "Strange." "How did you know we were Artificial Humans?" "What's more... you seemed to know we would be appearing here on this island." "Why don't you tell me how you knew?" "Well now, how about you try to force the answers out of us?" "That we will." "Wait!" "There'll be too many casualties here!" "Let's relocate to someplace where nobody's around!" "You guys okay with that?" "Someplace where no one else is?" "Very well." "However, we need not trouble ourselves with relocating." "STOP IT!" "What was that?" "What's happened?" "It's them." "They did this." "How awful!" "Mommy!" "Why you..." "I thought I would make us a place where no one else was around." "Apparently you still don't like it here." "Come with me!" "I'm going to smash the both of you!" "You cannot defeat us." "Dammit!" "Very well." "We will follow you." "Choose the place you wish to die, Son Goku." "How did you know Goku's name?" "We know who you are as well." "Piccolo and Tienshinhan, isn't it?" "We'll talk about this later." "Let's go!" "It's Father, and the others!" "And those two guys are with them." "What?" "I get it, they must be changing locations." "This is bad!" "I've got to warn Goku!" "Those guys suck the power out of you!" "Oh, yeah!" "This is a special newscast." "We've just received word that the city on Amembo Island, nine kilos southwest of Metro South... has been attacked by an unknown party, and has in large part been leveled." "He said southwest of Metro South, right?" "That's where Tien-san went!" "So then... they've actually appeared." "Artificial Humans from the Red Ribbon Army." "Currently there is no communication with the city, and there is concern for the safety of its inhabitants." "Tien-san!" "Hey, there's nothing to worry about." "This time Goku's been there from the start." "This is sure to be an easy victory for them, you know." "That's right!" "Goku is a Super Saiyajin, the strongest warrior in the universe!" "Yeah, you're right." "Goku, we're all counting on you." "Yamcha-san, you say they can suck out your power?" "Yeah." "I don't know how they do it, but just by him grabbing me," "I could feel my power rapidly fading." "If that's right, then Dr. Gero has invented quite a fearsome device." "This is terrible!" "We have to hurry and go warn Father and the others!" "To be honest, I don't even want to go." "I want nothing to do with it." "After all, I was helpless to stop them from nearly killing me!" "Gohan!" "Yamcha-san, I'm going." "I have to take them the Senzu." "You guys!" "None of you understand... how terrible these Artificial Humans are!" "Dammit!" "I'm not going to do anything!" "I'm just going to watch now!" "Heh." "What a fool he is." "Say, aren't you going?" "Of course I ain't goin'." ""Ain't goin'"?" "Aren't you supposed to be pretty strong too?" "At a time like this, we need as many guys as we can get!" "Your friends, the Earth, everything's caught in this pinch." "Yeah, prob'ly." ""Yeah, prob'ly!" "?" You don't care about anything at all!" "How very shabby!" "I can't fly, y'know." "Sorry." "Enough is enough, Son Goku!" "How far were you thinking of going?" "Right here is fine." "I'm making this the spot." "You have no claim over us to choose the location." "A tableland, but surrounded on all sides by rocks." "If it becomes necessary, they figure they can fight us while hiding among the rocks." "These guys have thought this out." "So, before we start fighting, tell us how you know so much about us." "What's going on?" "Goku's out of breath." "All we've done so far is fly here." "Why is that?" "Very well, I'll tell you." "Afterward, you'll probably wish you hadn't asked." "Son Goku, you've been under constant surveillance, through the use of miniature, grub-like spy robots." "During the Tenkaichi Martial Arts Tournaments as well as your battles with Piccolo and Vegeta." "The research has been ongoing from the time you destroyed the Red Ribbon Army." "How could Son Goku be defeated?" "What kind of Artificial Human would be necessary?" "This was to get even with me?" "Yes it was." "Because of you, the Red Ribbon Army's dream of world conquest was shattered, and only Dr. Gero remained." "The way you say that, it almost sounds as if you were Dr. Gero himself." "Don't be absurd." "I am No. 20, an Artificial Human constructed by Dr. Gero." "Dr. Gero has died, and is no longer of this world." "I see." "So did you guys spy on me during the fight on the planet Namek as well?" "There was no need." "After your fight with Vegeta, we had a complete knowledge of your strengths and abilities." "Of course, should you become more powerful still, taking into account your age it was calculated that there could be no more tremendous increases in your power." "This is bad!" "Looks as though no one's started fighting yet, and everyone is still suppressing their Ki." "We'll never find them like this!" "Where are you!" "?" "Where are you!" "?" "It looks as though you've failed to investigate the most important thing about me." "You guys lose!" "What?" "It will cost you your lives not to have known about the Super Saiyajin." "Super Saiyajin?" "This way!" "What an incredible Ki!" "Can his power really be this great?" "You two stay out of this." "It would appear I'm the one they want most, after all." "You certainly have achieved quite an increase in power." "No. 20, this seems to be a technique different from the Kaio-ken." "It's an unusual technique." "These readings are far higher than what was calculated." "However, it is still not enough to overpower us." "To say nothing of myself, at your level, it is unlikely you could defeat even No. 19." "Oh really?" "Well, why don't I have you show me this strength right now?" "The day of battle at long last arrives." "However, even as they face a Goku who has turned Super Saiyajin... what do these surprisingly at-ease Artificial Humans have planned?"

"Previously, on Graceland..." "You can never walk up to a woman and say," ""Hi, I'm special agent Mike Warren."" "I'm Abby." "Nice to meet you, Mike." " Put me on Bello." " Hell no." "He's a major player in Long Beach." "He's into drugs and guns." "Jakes just scored a thousand armor-piercing bullets." "You tell Bello that you've got a guy at camp Pendleton with the bullets, a marine." " That'd be you." " I got the look, right?" "You know what a heat run is?" "A heat run is when someone makes a series of random turns and speed changes in order to avoid a tail." "Our boy Eddie, he just bought $1/2 million in illegal ammo." "He always makes the same exact heat run." "You know where he's going." "There they are." "[Tires squeal]" "Eddie, how did anyone know where you would be?" "I would never betray you." "Light the stove." "Can I buy an ounce?" "It's gonna be $200." "I-I heard it was good, though." " Top of the line." " That's cheap, but okay." "[Suspenseful music]" "♪" "[Police sirens]" "It was the end of an age of virtue, and the authorities shuddered as immorality and hedonism intensified." "Finally, Pope Sixtus V declared an end to protestantism." "Visitors swept through Italia like a flash flood." "Their cruelty was boundless, and as time passed transgressors realized there would be no reprieve." "Watch the car." "My great-grandmother's great-grandmother's great-grandma ran the kitchen at the cathedral Di Napoli." "Her name was Francesca." "That math doesn't add up." "This isn't a story about math..." "listen." "As Francesca prepared her famous ragu for the inquisitors, she heard a knock at the cathedral door." "[Knocks]" "Niccolo, a handsome cordwainer, begging for sanctuary from the inquisition." "What's a cordwainer again?" "A luxury shoemaker." "Don't interrupt." " You'll throw off the magic." " I'm sorry." "Anyway, knowing this kid faced torture or death," "Francesca hid Niccolo in the pantry." "She promised to keep her ragu warm until the local vicar declared the city cleansed." "Last time you said it was an archdeacon, remember?" "Now it's a vicar." "Shut up, Johnny." "Yep." "After three long days, the inquisitors finally left Napoli." "Niccolo survived on the promise and smell of the ragu." "They fell in love and vowed to pass on the sauce to their children and their children's children till the end of days." "Yeah." "[Applause]" "Every time." "This is Francesca's ragu." "It takes three days to prepare, and the rules are simple." "Don't touch and don't be late." "There will be no leftovers." "The best bedtime story ever." "Calling it an early one?" "Range at 0600." "Blasting the old seven ring." "You need some help?" "That depends, do you have ancestors from medieval naples?" "No." "Okay, then don't touch my braciole." "This the score?" "Eh, it's crazy these mopes who do a street deal when you can get the pot legally." "Yeah, there's still a market for it with teenagers, illegal immigrants, people that are too embarrassed to ask their doctor." "It's dense." "Thick wiry hairs, purple highlights." "Guessing master Kush and India Kush hybrid." "I'm sorry." "What does that mean?" "That means there's no way it should be selling as cheap as $200 an ounce." " Yo, Chuckie." " Yo." "You gonna be manning that sauce all weekend?" "Yeah, I jacked up my back shutting down the grape street cook." "Figured I'd take a few sick days, a few more Vicodin." "I hear you, man." "[Phone beeps]" "What have you got there, smiley?" " Nothing." " Nothing?" "Nothing's making you grin pretty wide." "It's an inside joke." "Men don't grin at their text messages." "It's from Abby." ""Don't forget about Maryland"?" " Who's Abby?" " It's the girl from the drop." " Oh." " What's in Maryland, Mikey?" "Softshell crabs." "Give it back." " Huh?" " Come on." "No, no, no." "Oh, is your new girlfriend trying to steal you back to the eastern seaboard?" "She's not my girlfriend." "She's not?" "We hung out once." "And I know we don't date here." "Give him back his phone, Johnny." "Who said we don't date?" "Um, everyone." "We can date." "We just can't get too close." "No one expects you to survive on the company of these degenerates." "Smelling good down here, Chuck." "You missed the story, honey." "Yeah, I know the story, honey." "Now it was a vicar this time." " A vicar, huh?" " Yeah." " Hey, Mike." " Hmm?" "I need to see you in the phone room." "Eddie called." "Listen." "I've been trying to reach you." " Well, now you got me." " The boss wants a sit-down." "You're in." "Send an address." "I'll be there." "Bring your marine friend." "The boss would like him too." " I hope your camo's clean." " Could be another setup." "Yeah, it could." "Smile, Mike." "We just got a sit-down with Southern California's primary heroin supplier." "1x04 Pizza Box" "The agency won't approve DNA testing to match the buds." "For all the money they're throwing at the war on drugs..." "It looks the same to me." "Yeah, Dale, come here real quick." " What's up?" " See this?" "This is from silver barn collective up in San Luis Obispo." "You can get it at almost any dispensary in the county." "And this I pulled off an El Segundo high sophomore last night." "It's the same strain." "A lot of weed farms grow more than they're legally allowed." "End up putting the extra on the street." "Yeah, that's what we're thinking." "I would drive up there and shut 'em down, but the D.E.A. won't approve farm raids unless it's a sure thing." "Politicians." "Need my help?" "You worked that Canadian pipeline a few years back, right?" "Four months up and down the coast in an 18-Wheeler." "Then the state decriminalizes weed, and the dealers I'm working aren't criminals anymore." "Well, it looks like they're criminals again." "The owner of silver barn is Ashika Pearl." "You gotta be kidding me." "What?" "This broad drove me crazy." "Oh, Jakesy had a crush." "No, no, no, no." "I had to fight her off with a stick." " Really?" " Yeah." "It's bad form to sleep with perps." "I will try not to put you in that position, but if I pose as a dealer, can you set me up a meet?" "No, my cover with her had Latin gang contacts." "You don't exactly pass as Mexican mafia." "Well, if it's not Paige, then..." "Johnny!" "Yo." "What?" " You're Mexican, right?" " What?" "Hey, Mike, why don't you lose the shoulder harness, okay?" "I know the tac team's gonna be close, but I'm not going in there unarmed." "Easy, buddy, I didn't say you were." "Wear it visible though." "We're not the only ones that remember our last meeting." "Oh, you think Bello's gonna respect a little self-preservation, huh?" "Yeah, or he'll shoot you on sight." "Who knows?" "Sure you don't want a red rose?" "[Chuckles] No, man." "All black is more legit." "You want legit, you should let me bic your head." "[Laughs] You ain't touching my head, girl." "My hair ain't much, but it's the featured attraction, you know?" "Mm." "That's something for the ladies to look forward to." "[Chuckles] I hate you, jerk." "What's your back story, JT?" "Grew up in the LBC." "I joined Eastside Longos when my best friend got gunned down by some Cambodians in a drive-by." "Longos are high-profile." "You sure you wanna bite that off?" "Sh, that's my brother's real life." "I won't mess it up." "Yo, customs in the house." "Meet's in 30." "How we looking?" " Almost done." " No, no, no, no." "We still gotta do below the belt." "One, they don't make airbrushes that small." "And, two, nobody's looking below your belt, Johnny." "What if she, like, wants to go skinny-dipping?" "In what alternate Mexican universe do drug dealers suggest skinny-dipping?" "People are into weird shit." "I don't think you wanna go swimming with these, baby." "What about, like, naked twister?" "I'm not having this conversation." " Come on, Jakes!" " Get him inked and get downstairs." "Jakes?" "Jakes, I love you, man." "You're stupid." " Yo." " What?" "We should do a chupacabra on my left butt cheek." "Right?" "Shut up." "You know what those are, right?" " Lay flat." " [Chuckles]" "Christ, man." "Did a number on you, huh?" "Stay here." "Jesus." "Look at his eye." "Yeah, it's ugly, but it's good for us." "Good for us how?" "Well, Bello's burning his own lieutenants." "It means he's convinced we didn't sell him out to Bobby moi." "Come on." "Future reference, man, I like this place much better than your warehouse." "[Chuckles]" "You and me both." "Frisk them." "I'll save you 30 seconds and a broken hand." "Ah." "Is that a problem?" "No." "Given the introduction," "I understand the wariness." "Cool." "So what's good here?" "Don't sit." "Today I want to speak to your friend." "Is that a problem?" "Not at all." "You're on your own." "[Pats back]" "[Clears throat]" "[Exhales]" "So you are a marine." "When I was 18, I joined the Nigerian army." "A year later, the President Abacha was dead." "I was rewarded for my service with exile." "Sounds like you picked the wrong side." "Ah, I am the one sipping the champagne now." "[Both chuckle]" "So what are we doing here?" "Business." "Have you ever seen a pit bull in his first fight?" "I had bulldogs growing up." "Ah, well, then I'll tell you, it's not a pretty thing." "They have the teeth." "They have the muscularity." "But they have not quite yet learned how to fight." "My recruits are quite savage, but they lack the practical skill." "You want me to teach them to shoot?" "They should at least have their WQBs." "Their what?" "What's WQB?" "Would you like me to put a bullet in your stomach?" "This is a public place." "See, let me worry about that." "How is it as a marine who served, you don't know what a WQB is?" "You mean a pizza box?" "It's the lowest level of marksmanship." "I haven't heard anyone say "WQB"" "since first week of boot." "Uhhuh." "They call it a pizza box?" "It's a square." "The name's asinine, but that's what people call it." "My boys should have their pizza boxes." "It pays quite well." "If I'm in, should I expect to have a gun pointed at me every time we meet?" "[Chuckles]" "I pray that this is the last time." "[Both laugh]" " I'm in." " Good." "Edward will get you the details." "[Footsteps approaching]" "Hey, Paulie." "What's the word?" "Gettin' a drink." "Rum's usually your morning drink." "Yeah, well, you know, the dog bites at all hours." "What's up?" "You wanna talk or what?" "No." "Would you like a drink?" "I'm good." "Where's Mike?" "Mike is making a deal with Bello." " Your Bello?" " Mm-hmm." "First real meet-and-greet with a guy" "I've been chasing for three months... and the kid snakes it from you." "Well, I mean, he didn't really snake it from me." "Bello just wants him to play drill sergeant with his greenhorns." "Oh, good for Mike." "The kid wasn't supposed to have to carry it on his own." "Oh, my God." "Honey, if you're so worried about him, why aren't you sitting at command?" "There's a team on him." "You know what your problem is?" "What is my problem, Charlie?" "You got quarterback syndrome." "You don't think any of us can win unless you're leading the charge." "Well, I mean, Tom Brady has quarterback syndrome." "And he also has three championship rings." "Yeah, and Eli's got two and he's four years younger." "You pats fans make me sick." "Uh, you were making a point I think?" "Yeah, okay." "Mike's closer to Bello than anyone's ever been, right?" " Yeah." " Okay." "So what are you more interested in, the yards or the ring?" "Come on." "[Sighs]" "Yo, slow down, bro." " We're already late, man." " So what?" "So what is this ain't a costume party, Johnny." "It's a drug buy." "[Scoffs]" "It's a weed buy." "So it's basically legal, right?" "Yeah, well, until it's literally legal, we do our job." "All right, Lancelot." "You sound like Mike now, bro." "Hey, man." "Before I met her, Ashika Pearl lit a crop on fire up in humboldt." "She watched six rival growers burn to death." "So please excuse me if I take this seriously." "All right, okay, okay, okay, okay." "Yo, "Ashika"?" "What is that?" "Indian." "Indian like rain dance or belly dance?" "Belly dance." "But she's white though, right?" "Yeah." "She found Buddha, decided to change her name." "Yo, that's a nation of islam thing, changing your name." "She's crazy, all right?" "I don't know what else to say." "Is she hot though?" "Tell me the truth." "Yeah, I guess." "Yo, Johnny, can we just do this fast?" "Set a deal, agree to terms, and make the bust." "I don't wanna be here longer than I have to." "You got it, bro." "Yes, sir." "Dude, don't do that shit." " You're late." " I know." "I'm sorry." "I couldn't find my key..." "Dale Jacobs, ahh." "You beautiful son of a bitch." " All right." " Mm." " Mwah." " Okay." "Try to be a little more European, will ya?" "All right." "Anyway, it's good to see you." "Yeah." "It's good to see you." "So this is the guy I was telling you about." " Ashika, JT." " JT, huh?" "What's your story?" "What does it matter what my story is?" "Just chill, man, okay?" "She's..." "I ain't got no story, B." "Dale says you could hook me up, here I am." " Is that what he said?" " Yeah, I, um..." "I heard you were back in business." "On the right side of things." "[Scoffs] Other side where the money's at." "Sweetheart, I don't need vocational advice from some low-level banger selling ditch weed out of his El Camino." "Oh, yeah?" "I don't need no lip from some uppity '60s throwback yoga mat gringa who doesn't know when to shut..." "Hey!" "Yo, chill, all right?" "She show me some respect, I'll chill." "I don't need this shit., man." "You used to keep better company." "I swear, I did not know he was gonna act up like that." "You know, you were always a good one." "And I trust you, but I don't know about your amigo over there." "No, I get it." "Just, uh, you know, give him another shot, all right?" "He'll behave, my word." "All right." "Come out to the farm tomorrow, and maybe I'll help you out." "Okay." "Maybe." "It was good to see you." "What the hell was that?" " What was what?" " "What was what"?" "You almost blew my case." "I didn't blow nothing." "I just I could help you guys out by... no, you don't have to think." "You are enlisted to facilitate a D.E.A. investigation..." " Come on now." " Nothing more." "When reports got FBI up in the header, then you can front like a street thug." "Hold up, hold up." "You guys see this, right?" "I can't be longo and get punked by some hippie chick." "You're a federal agent with a henna tattoo." "Okay, okay, look." "What's done is done." "We'll go to the farm tomorrow." "We'll get eyes on the overgrowth, okay?" "Yeah, all right." "Sorry, baby." "Don't even." "Don't even." "[Chuckles]" "Hey, hey." "[Knocks]" " Yo." " The Bello files?" "Yeah, I'm just kinda going through it all again." "Hey, you did a lot of work on this." "I'll tell you what though." "You man a case for five or six years, you end up keeping whole paper mills in business." "Yeah." "Listen." "I've been racking my brain." "We gotta get you back under." "No, no." "No, this is where you step up, Mike." "I've been asked to train a criminal organization to shoot with military proficiency." "Five minutes later, I get a call from ASAC saying that I need to pretend to train them... pretend." "This guy is burning out people's eyeballs." "Mm." "You wanna keep your eyeballs?" "Uh, yeah." "[Chuckles]" "Okay." "Yeah, I'll call the bureau." "I'll explain that we're in a position of control here." "We can't really pretend, but we can pump the brakes a bit." "How about that?" " Thank you." " All right." "Okay." "Hey, guys, listen up." "Warren is out there with a lot of heat." "Let's stay alert." "Are these weapons satisfactory?" "I asked Eddie for matching HKs." "When requesting weapons with no serial numbers, one cannot be so selective." "Americans?" "And you're expecting Nigerians?" "The city of Los Angeles was not easy to tame." "You have your blacks in South Central, your latins in East L.A., and none of them wanted me here." "You pushed into their territory." "I pushed, and I won." "I made it clear that this was only going to end one of two ways." "Join you or die, like Alexander The Great." "Surrender to the glory of Athens!" "Hey, I like that." "Bello, the targets are up." "We are ready." "Excellent." "Yeah, you can go ahead and take those down, Eddie." "What are you talking about?" "We won't be shooting today." "Okay, okay." "This is the hard sell." "Ready to go on my word." "Why won't we be shooting today, Michael?" "Eddie, may I see your gun?" "Before we learn to fire our weapons, we must first understand our weapons." "Today we field strip our firearm." "Disassembly, cleaning, and reassembly." "What is this?" "Is this really what you are paying him for?" "A gun jams..." "Draws to the side..." "Ammo sticks." "If it misfires, blows off your hand." "Any of that happens, you're tits up." "Yes, Edward." "This is precisely what I am paying him for." "Good work, Mike." "Follow his instructions." "I want to hear nothing but positive reports." "Stay." "Perhaps you will learn something." "Okay, gentlemen." "First thing we do is pull back on the slide here while engaging this." "Does anybody know what that's called?" "Get comfortable, people." "Looks like we're in for a long day." "[Upbeat music]" "♪" "Yo, I tried to sneak down again last night." "You know she's sleeping in the living room?" "Yeah, Charlie always sleeps downstairs when she's making sauce." "Yeah, but 3 days in a row?" "That's, like, 21/2 days too many." "Consider it an exercise in delayed gratification." "Speaking of, man." "You and Ashika never..." " Nope." "Nothing." " Not once?" " Nothing." " She not your type, or you just couldn't get it up?" "You could tell me, bro." "It's safe." "Safe tree." "Wow, you really just think of this as summer camp, don't you?" "[Laughs]" "We don't have summer camp in the ghetto, bro." "So now you're making up for a crappy childhood." " Makes sense." " My childhood was all right." "Look, I didn't need my rich lawyer daddy to send me off to make friendship bracelets." "Of course not." "You were too busy flexing your street cred with the Vatos." "Bro, you really think I get off on this, don't you?" "These are the same guys who used to jump me 'cause they said I wasn't a real Mexican, 'cause I didn't bang." "And my brother Tony got this same tattoo, and we never saw him again." "You wanted me to be an ese, I'm being an ese for you." "If you bail again, we got nothing." "And the judge ain't gonna issue a longer sentence because your U.C. was authentic." "Remember that." "Whatever, man." "Tell Pedro we're about here." "Yo, Pedro, how's it looking from the rear?" "All good." "You guys staying civil up there?" "You know it." "Like bunkmates at summer camp." " What's up?" " We're pulling up now." "104." "We'll hang back till you've got a deal or verified the overgrow." "Pull over." "Yo, this don't look like no grass to me." "You're very astute." "That's, uh, cucumber over there." "That's eggplant over there." "And everything is certified organic, homeodynamic." "And I think what you're looking for is over there in that barn." "Okay." "I recall that you loved oolong tea." " Nope." " Yup." "But you always made me drink it." "Yes, you did." "A woman knows." " Hey, Dheera, come here." " What's oolong tea?" "Why don't you cook up a big pot of oolong?" "Okay?" "Mwah." "Yo, I like tea." "Man, there's nothing like a hot cup of tea on a really cold night." "[Chuckles] And we had a lot of cold nights." " Hell yeah." " Yeah." "I never wanna sleep in a semi cab again." "Do you remember that one time..." " yeah, with the sheriff." " In the woods?" "Mmhmm." "Living on sardines and fritos, agh." "Oh, my God." "Oh!" "Dude, the fireflies." "Both:" "Yeah." "Yo, have you guys ever seen fireflies when they all light up at the same time?" "When I was a kid, one time we drove to Kansas City to visit mi tio y tia, and at night when you hit the headlights, they just all light up, like, all green all at one time." "I never knew why they did it though, you know?" " Courtship." " Courtship?" "Yeah, it's natural mate selection." "[Chuckles] Oh, that's awesome." "So, um, you think we could see the harvest?" "No." "[Laughs]" "The plants are on a U.V. cycle, so I can't show you until the morning." "Yeah." "Uh, Ashika, so what are we doing here?" "'Cause your friend acted like a [Speaking spanish]." "And I wanted to give him a chance to grow on me." "All right." "That's fair." "She's not gonna make this deal." "We drove five hours out here for what?" "Dinner." "I made chili." "[Cell phone chimes]" " You made chili?" " Yeah." "Yo, yo, you speaking my language." "Oh, you know what?" "I got somewhere to be." "Chill." "We could do it." "I wanna ask you something." "Do you like T.V.P.?" "I don't know." "What's T.V.P.?" " Textured Vegetable Protein." " Yeah." "It's not fried, Johnny." "You wouldn't like it." "I might like it." "I'm into trying new things, Jakes." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "I'm starting to see why you like this guy." "Come here." "Now what's this?" "Oh, yeah." "What does that say?" ""Eastside."" "Both:" "Longo." " Yeah." " Yeah." "Yeah, I got them all over." "Oh, yeah?" "I could show you later, if you want." "Yeah?" "If you got some honey for my tea." "I got some honey." "[Chuckles]" "Son, she is a freak." "[Chuckles]" "Tell me you are not trying to get laid right now." "I ain't trying." "It's just gonna happen." " Look, man..." " No, no, no, no." "First of all, admit that it was a good idea" "I got tatted down under." "It doesn't matter." "It does too matter." "Paige is calling this thing off." "No, no, no." "Don't call it off." "Look, if Ashika needs to get to know me, so be it." "Yo, look me in my face." "I am not eating T.V.P." "Nobody's asking you to eat T.V.P." "Let me take one for the team, dude." "Yo, Johnny, yo, this girl is dangerous." "I'm dangerous." "Eastside, son." "Hey." "Both:" "Hey." "Where's Johnny?" "He's staying for dinner." "[Exhales] Okay." "[Phone line trilling]" "Mike who likes Georgetown girls." "Abby who likes crabs." "I think we can both agree "Abby who likes crabs"" "is a nickname that shouldn't stick." "[Laughs]" "Hey, I'm sorry I haven't called sooner." "Things have been a little crazy." "It is absolutely okay." "But I actually cannot chat long." "I am out with some friends." "Oh." "I'll let you go." "No." "You called to ask me out." "Let's do that first." "Do you wanna do dinner tomorrow?" "I'm sorry." "Did you just say, "do dinner"?" "I think I did." "Despite that, I would love to." "Great." "Oh, wait." "No, I have the sauce." "The what?" "It's this... just this thing with my roommates." "Um, I can't do dinner, but I could do drinks." "Sure." "Same old haunt?" "Yeah." "I'll see you at the drop." "All right." "[Grunts]" "[Gun cocks]" "[Panting]" "You are going to be quiet." "Do you understand?" "Who are you?" "What kind of question is that, who am I?" "You know who I am." "I don't know who you are." "You show up and we get hit by Bobby moi." "And now you are running the circus." "It stinks to me." "Your boss trusts me." "That is his mistake." "[Grunts]" "I'm gonna walk away now." "If I ever see you follow me again," "I'll take your other eye." "[Metal clinking]" "He made a heat run back to the house." "You made a heat run, right?" " Of course." " Good boy." "Okay, but it doesn't matter, all right?" "Next time Eddie might not be in a talking mood." "And what if he reports back to Bello?" "No, no, no." "Bello did not send him after me." "Okay, but, Mike, if Eddie gives him anything suspicious, he'll slit your throat and dump your dead body in the L.A. river." "Eddie's a liability." "Drag his ass in." " We can't." " Why not?" "We'd only fuel his conviction." "No, no, no, no." "Charlie's right." "Yeah, we bring him in." "Only we're gonna fuel Bello's conviction instead." "Meaning what?" "Well, these two obviously have trust issues, as evidenced by Eddie's new permanent wink, right?" "So we just reinforce that." "How?" "We get Paige to reprise her role as Bobby Moi's girlfriend." "And, Charlie, you bring him in." "You drag me all the way here to watch this dumb bitch cry?" ""Dumb bitch," that's nice." "No wonder she's diming on you." "Diming on me?" "I've never seen her before." "Right." "I swear to you, I wasn't involved." "You gonna tell me you don't recognize him?" "Bobby moi." "That's his girl in the other room." "And that has what to do with me?" "Because a couple of weeks ago," "Bobby moi stole a truckload of bullets from your boss." "This morning I'm hearing all this talk that Bobby got his intel from an Eddie in Bello's organization." "You are setting me up." "Tracked the name Eddie to you." "Tracked the rumors to her." "Lawyer." "You know, girlfriends hear a lot of personal business." " Lawyer." " You sure?" "I assume you, uh..." "You use the same counsel that your boss keeps on retainer, right?" "Yeah." "I wouldn't want that getting back to him either." "He knows we trumped this up." "Yep." "And he can go right to Bello and tell him that the FBI knows more than they should." "Yep." "But he won't because..." "'Cause right about now, Bello's getting word that Eddie sold him out to Bobby moi." "Wait a minute." "This isn't a bluff?" " Mm-mm." " Hey, listen." "I can't offer you Witness Protection unless you give me something, Eddie." " Not going to happen." " All right." "Then I'm gonna put you on a bus." "I have a girl here." "Well, now you got a ticket to flagstaff." "I'll have another FBI agent waiting for you outside." "I'll take your ticket." "But I want nothing else to do with you crooked sons of bitches." "If we spread that rumor, we are writing his death warrant." "No, actually he signed it himself when he took a job with a guy who pours hot lead in people's eyeballs." "We are giving Bello an excuse to do something worse." "Uhuh." "Really, we're giving Eddie the chance to walk away." "[Folk rock music]" "♪" "Hey, boo." "He's still not picking up." "God forbid he makes any of this easy on us." "Hey, it's not how I would've done it, but he did confirm the overgrow." "No, I-I should keep that." "When Johnny's outside, I'll call in the tac team." "No." "I'm not waiting around if he's knee deep in whackjob." "As soon as I'm in the barn, I'm gonna call it in." "Okay, do not rush this." "Oh, I'ma rush this." "[Chuckles]" "♪" "[Knocks]" "All right, dude, in retrospect, it probably wasn't a good idea to stay the night." " Johnny, I swear to God." " I'm sorry, man." "♪" "[Gun cocks]" "Don't move, asshole." "Dale, I mean," "I thought that we had something really special together." "No, we really didn't." "No, we really didn't, but I didn't want this to end with you buried behind my barn." "Yeah, I think that's an awesome reason to let us go." "No, you, I'm not gonna hesitate putting in the ground." "Really?" "Even after last night?" "I mean, you were baying like a coyote." "Okay." "I thought you liked it, I'm sorry." "Thank you." "Get a 20?" "Okay." "[Radio static] Anyone have a visual?" "Oh, wow." "Did you go states?" "You idiot." " No." " Did you get arrested?" "Not quite." "[Police radio chatter]" "You're a goddamn cop, aren't you?" "[Gunfire]" "Lady, I don't know who you are, but you're making a big mistake." "I'm a federal drug enforcement agent." "Weapons on the ground!" "This is not gonna go well for you unless you have a rocket launcher back there." "You're outgunned." "[Machine gun firing]" "[Grunts]" "[Gunshot]" "Come here." "I'm gonna paint this barn Dale-colored unless you come out and you drop your goddamn weapon." "Drop it." "That's it." "Aah!" "Your chili sucks!" " I got her." " Hey, Dale." "Next time mute the walkie, yeah?" "Why?" "I figure you'd just smash this barn with the truck, come in shooting', no problem." "Hey, thanks for the save." "Yeah, man." "You get stuff like this at summer camp?" "No." "Friendship bracelets." "Ah, Johnny, man, you're stepping on my toes, son." "Hey, stop pushing!" "Relax." "I made pounds of this stuff." "Okay, Mike, are you ready for a whole new world of flavor up in your face?" "I skipped my last two meals for this." "Come on." "Let's go." "Kid's a quick study." "Sucks, man, I had to eat some crappy T.G.S. crap last night." "T.V.P. Yo, I warned you." "John, John." "Did you really spend the night with that marijuana farmer?" "[Laughter]" " Mike." " What?" "What?" " "Marijuana farmer"?" " I know you're a white boy, but come on, man, that sounded ridiculous." "Never say that again." "Don't ever say that again." "Kids don't say "marijuana," Michael." "I'm not a kid, what... hey, you better be one when you're out on the street, though." "What do the kids even call it these days?" " Alphabetical order?" " Reverse." " In reverse?" " Mm-hmm." "Zambi, weed, stack, root, reefer..." "Don't say reefer." "No, no, no." "It's making a comeback." " It is." " Take my word on it." "Pot, kush, herb, ganj, ganja," "Gandhi, dope..." "chillums for some reason." "And my personal favorite..." "baby." "Hey, yo, you got some of that baby?" " There you go." " Nailed it." " That's not bad, son." " Okay." "Thank you." "I had a stroke for a minute." "Gentlemen, lady, [foreign phrase]" "The story of Francesca and Niccolo may be 1,000 years old, but they waited the same three days we waited." "And we're not running from the inquisition." " We are the inquisition." " Okay." "Can we get right to the "without further ado" part?" "Without further ado, let's enjoy sauce night, kids." "[Overlapping chatter]" "Hey, uh, is it a coincidence that sauce night happens to fall on the weekend that I have the dishes?" "Nobody here's that devious, Mike." "I have a date after this." "Yeah?" "Oh, yeah, yeah." "That little east coast number, huh?" " Yeah." " Yeah." "I'm sure the dishes will be here when you get back." "You sure?" "Am I sure the dishes will be here when you get back?" "Yeah." "No, I mean, thanks." "[Phone chimes]" "[Indistinct chatter]" "Briggs?" "Yeah?" "It's Bello." "We have to go, don't we?" "Yep, dishes can wait." "Bello can't." "Hey, guys, we gotta run." "We got business, okay?" " What are you talking about?" " What?" " All right, man." " [Speaking spanish]" "All right." "I'm gonna eat your food." "A little late to be getting started." "Never had to fire your weapon in the evening?" "Yeah, but they're nowhere near that lesson yet." "Today I teach the lessons." "Bring him out." "They say power is a matter of perception." "I've always disagreed with that." "We don't perceive power." "We remember it." "You understand?" "Maybe you don't." "You can't threaten the hand if you haven't reddened the face." "He is working with the feds, boss." "I followed him." "And the next thing I know, they bring me in." "Tell me about the feds." "They drag me out of my flat and then made up a lie I was working with Bobby moi." "But you weren't working with Bobby moi, were you, Eddie?" "Of course not, boss." "Of course not." "The feds, they made up all those lies about you." "Lies, all lies." "Yeah." "And then you called your girlfriend." "Yes." "And told her you were going to Arizona." "I did not tell them anything." "You were on the bus, Edward!" "Are you working with the FBI?" "No." "I have been with you since the beginning." "He is nobody." "He is no one." "Give me your gun, Michael." "Let him go." "I am going to take your eye, you piece of trash." "This is going to end one of two ways." "Don't!" "Go!" "Go now!" "[Exhales]" "Oh, my God." "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "That's Warren." "Now he has his pizza box." "Hi." "Hi there, stranger." " I'm sorry I'm late." " No sweat." "I was overdue for some solo boozing." "How was the sauce?" "What?" "Your thing?" "You didn't go?" "I, um..." "[Exhales]" "Hey, what's going on with you?" "There was an accident." "Oh, my God." "Are you hurt?" "No." "I saw it." " Did the person..." " Yeah." "Christ." "All right, look." "Go home." "We have a date." "Mike, go." "Come on, you are not gonna be good company anyway." "Thank you." "[Softly] Of course." "[Sighs]" "You want a hand with those?" "No." "I think I actually wanna be alone right now." "I see they left you a plate." "I thought there were no leftovers." "Ah." "Charlie likes you." "Hey, Briggs." "Why don't you eat it?" "I don't have an appetite." "No, man, just heat it up tomorrow." "No, you missed sauce night too." "Yeah." "It's just sauce, Mike." "[Water running]"

"We need a doctor!" "Now!" "Let's get a gurney out here!" " What happened?" " She drank something." "What did she ingest?" "I need you to be specific." "I have no idea." "It was at the Van Lunt building, the benefit." "There were others..." "Uh, I had a glass in my hand." "Do I need to be checked out?" "How long's she been unconscious?" "Twenty minutes." "Maybe a little longer." "Place is a rat hole." "It was the closest ER." "I reached out to Dr. Rosenberg." "He's on the jet." "Pupils are sluggish." "I need an intubation tray, stat!" "Let's start 1,000 cc's of Ringer's lactate to KVO until we know what's going on." "Insert a Foley catheter..." " Hemodialysis and gastric lavage?" " I need a tox screen, liver and kidney function, coagulation tests." "I'll call ICU for a bed." "You said there were others, how many?" "Uh, four or five maybe." "Are you sure someone shouldn't be looking at me?" "We'll have a nurse come check you out." " I'm coming with her." " I'm sorry, we can't have you in there, sir." " Don't you know who I am?" " Doesn't matter." "Fill out the paperwork." "We'll update you on her condition as soon as we know anything." "Matt, it's Karen." "Come on, open the door." "I can't get a hold of Foggy and there's nobody at the office." "What the hell is going on?" "Matt..." "Oh, my God." "You look like shit." "Then I'm looking better than I feel." "We gonna sue?" "We should sue." "You know, whoever hit you, we should go after 'em and..." "What kind of car was it?" "Please tell me it was, uh, expensive and German." "Japanese... and it was my fault." "I, uh..." "should have been more careful." "What the hell happened in here?" "Nothing, don't worry about it." "Oh, okay, I'll just, uh..." "Little early for beer, isn't it?" "Depends on the kind of day you're having." "You, uh... you want one?" "Uh, no." "No, thanks." "So where were you... when this car hit you?" "Uh, does it matter?" "I'm thinking it might... if there really wasn't any car." " Karen..." " Does this have anything to do with Fisk?" "With your going to see that..." "Vanessa woman?" "I told you, it was my fault." " Let's just leave it at that, okay?" " No." "No, not okay." "Definitely not okay." "Look at you." " Did somebody break in?" " No one broke in." "And no one beat the crap out of you either, I'm guessing." "Do you remember the last time that I was here?" "Yeah, I remember." "And I was scared... terrified." "But then, you, you gave me your shirt... and you made me feel safe." "You made me feel like I could trust everything that you said." "And you lied to me..." "About having the Union Allied pension file." "I didn't want anyone to get hurt... like Daniel Fisher, because of what I was doing." "Yeah, I know the feeling." "So that's it." "That's all you're giving me." "That's all that I have right now, Karen." "Well, it's not all I have." "I found something." "Just a scrap of paper at the county clerk's office... misfiled." "It's probably why Fisk didn't get it sucked into a black hole." "What was it?" "A marriage certificate... for his mother, Marlene." "How does that help?" "Because it's not to his father." "It's for when she remarried... which was two years after all the reports say she died." "She's still alive?" "Yeah, she's living at a care facility upstate." "Now, Ben and I took a drive..." "Oh, Karen, Karen..." " Fisk could have people watching." " I know." " I know." "I didn't leave my real name." " You should have..." "You should have talked to me or Foggy before you ran off like that." "I tried... but you weren't picking up." " Did you speak to her, Fisk's mother?" " Yeah... she's not all there, but..." "Matt, what she said about Fisk... he killed his father... when he was 12." "Bashed his head in with a hammer, and then she helped him cover it up." "Well, he was a minor." "It's not gonna be enough." "To put him in jail, no." "But it doesn't line up with everything that Fisk has been saying." "Everything that he has altered on the Internet and at the..." "the county clerk's." "It might be enough to at least get people looking at him more closely." "From an old woman who's not all there." "Well, I'm not hearing you and Foggy come up with anything better." "Did you..." "did you speak to him... to Foggy?" "Not since yesterday on the phone when I guess he was... covering for whatever it is you're not telling me." "All right, go to the office and..." "wait for him." "Tell him what you found, and Karen, tell him... tell him that I said..." "No, don't bother." "Just tell him what you found." "Karen, be careful, please." "You know... maybe you should take your own advice." "I..." "I got you a..." "It's, um... it's a balloon." "I, um..." "It's got a monkey on it." "You got somewhere to be?" "You're not in the woods." "Grunts don't count as words, Foggy Bear." "Please don't call me that." "I'll call you whatever I damn well please." "Okay, just... can you do it with your inside voice, without speaking?" "That's a very asshole thing to say." " I'm impressed." " Sorry." "And now you've ruined it." "You going to work or what?" "Not today." "Maybe never, not with Matt." "You two have been friends as long as I've known you." "Whatever's going on between the two of you..." "I don't really care... okay?" "Not gonna get sucked into the drama." "Mmm." "Lock the door behind you when you leave." "This is awful." "Look at him." "How's he gonna run things?" "Not the time, Leland." "This is exactly the time." "You keeping score here?" "You think whoever did this was trying to take little miss hairdo out of the equation?" "That..." "That does seem unlikely." "So where does that put us?" "They almost got me, God damn it." "All to get to the big guy, Christ." "Did Gao give any indication she was still unhappy when you spoke with her?" "Not that I could tell." "My money's on the Japanese." "After what he did to Nobu..." "The titles for all the buildings in the city block the Japanese wanted have been transferred to them, per our original agreement." "As for Nobu... they believe the man in the mask was responsible for his... accident." "Right, sure." "Well... maybe he's the one who slipped a hot dose into Vanessa's Bellini." "Keep an eye on their accounts." "If there are any sudden shifts, it might tell us something." "Yeah?" "Thank you, Francis." "What?" "What happened?" "Is she dead?" "No, but... three of the others who drank whatever that was have... passed." ""Passed..."" "always hated that description." "Such a sad attempt to avoid the bare-knuckle truth." "She'll make it." "You got a med degree in your pocket I don't know about?" "Why are you so sure?" "Because she has to." "Don't get all weepy... we have matters that need to be addressed." "Hmm." "Reach out to Gao." " Me?" " Mmm." "What if she's the one who did all this?" "Well, you said you didn't think it was her." "What the hell do I know?" "I was almost poisoned." "I'm not thinking straight." "Speak with Gao... if she wasn't involved, we might need her support against further unpleasantries." "And if she was involved?" "Then it's been an honor doing business with you." "This might hurt." "You okay?" " You talking about the stitches?" " Mostly." "How'd you open this up again?" "I just wanted to see how much I could move." " You really shouldn't be moving at all." " I know." "You really need to rest." "Let yourself heal." "I meditate for that." "You meditate?" "I learned when I was a kid." "Helps with the pain..." "and healing faster." "Is that why you're still alive?" "Or I'm just a contrary son of a bitch." "Either way, you really need to ease up, or I'll be stitching a corpse next time around." "You really should get some kind of..." "body armor, like I told you." " Yeah, I'm thinking you might be right." " There's a first." "When Fisk came at me in the warehouse," "I sliced his jacket open." " You cut him?" " No... he was wearing some kind of armor in the lining." "It was, uh... light and tough." "Like nothing I've ever come across before." "That's what you get when you have all the money in the world." "Hey, you want a drink or something?" "No, Matt..." "I don't want a drink." "Second woman today that's turned me down." "Got a revolving door, do you?" "That's not... not what..." " I didn't mean it..." " Forget it." "I have to get going." "I need to pack." " Pack?" " Yeah." "Taking some time off... get out of the city for a while." "How much time?" "Why?" "You gonna miss me?" "And if I said I would?" "I didn't think I was ever gonna see you again... not alive." "Not after that last call the night half the city blew up." "I left you a message when... when it was over." "Yeah, you left a message." "Come on, what'd you expect, Claire?" "You made it pretty clear you didn't want to move forward with... whatever this was." "You know what it was..." " what it could've been." " If I stopped." "I'm not looking to go around in circles, Matt." "I know you're not going to stop." "Not until this city is safe from people like Fisk." "Which is never." "It'll always be something, someone... you know that, right?" "You told me you were the man this city needs." "I think that was only half true." "I think you're also the man this city created... for better or worse." "I'm sorry you got pulled back into this." "At least I got to see you with your shirt off again." "So, hey..." "It's not all bad." "Thank you, Claire." "I know I keep saying it, and it probably doesn't mean anything at this point, but... thank you." "I'll always be there... when you really need me... to patch you up." "Beyond that..." "Yeah." "Yeah." "You know, the only thing I remember from Sunday school... is the martyrs... the saints, the saviors... they all end up the same way." "Bloody... and alone." "I never said I was any of those." "You didn't have to." " Hey." " Hey." "You still mad?" "What do you think?" "I'm sorry, Ben, I needed you..." "You know who needs me, Karen?" "My wife... she needs me." " It was important." " You could've just told me... but no, instead you gotta spin some story about this great place upstate... could be good for Doris." "Like you give a damn." "Hey, that's not fair." "Welcome to my life." "Wait, you're right." "You're right." "I should've told you." "Then why didn't you?" "I... was afraid you'd say no." "Probably would've." "This isn't a story." "This is people's lives." "And what Fisk has been doing, the person that he really is..." "We finally have the smoking gun or..." "or whatever." "More a whatever than a gun." "You need to print this." "Get it out there for everyone to see." "Not that simple." "Fisk killed his father, people need to know that." "She's an old lady... confused... talking about things that..." "maybe happened a long time ago." "So you don't believe her?" "Okay... let's play this out." "So I write up the story... get it on the front page." "Then what happens?" "Well, everybody will see that he's been lying about his past." "Yeah, sure, absolutely will." "Then he goes on TV again, tells everybody, yes, he lied about his past because he was just a scared little kid trying to protect his mother." "Maybe he even rolls the old girl out, gets all teary-eyed." "See where I'm going with this?" "Sounds like you're going nowhere." "Need to think this through, all I'm saying." "He's gonna win." "If we don't do something, Fisk is gonna win." "There are no winners and losers in something like this." "Well, Elena Cardenas might disagree with you... if she still could." "Maybe we don't have to do anything." "What does that mean?" "Hear about the benefit the other night at the old Van Lunt building?" "Fisk raising money for his better tomorrow?" "Yeah, a bunch of one-percenters jerking each other off." "Though, I read they all got food poisoning." "Don't think it was bad hors d'oeuvres." "Got an unconfirmed source, says... it was something in the drinks." "Maybe even a couple fatalities." "Holy shit." "Why isn't this all over the news?" "Fisk spinning it, I guess." "Which means he's got a lot of pull in the media." "Maybe even at the Bulletin, I don't know." "Wait, uh, back up." "If this is true, why would someone attack a benefit?" "Fisk made himself public." "People who he's connected with might be less inclined to be dragged out of the shadows." "You think someone's trying to kill Fisk?" "I've been writing about crime in this city since before you were born." "The only thing I know without a doubt... is you don't get to be the man at the top without making enemies looking to tear you down to the ground." "No." "There was a time when I..." "I believed that I was complete... that I needed no one to truly..." "understand who I am." "If she dies..." "Rosenberg's in from Hartford, and she's strong." " We've all seen that." " Yes." "Leland thinks... it might have been Nobu's men." "Fate." " Sir?" " It was something Gao said to me." "I had to choose a path or fate would choose for me." "I sent Leland to speak with her." "You suspect her hand in this?" "Until we know for certain, I suspect everyone." "You need to find who did this." "You need to." "I want to look in their eyes when I salt the earth with their blood." "Understood." "I told her the safest place she could ever be was by my side." "This wasn't your fault." "Well, she's lying in there because she was by my side." "We'll make the arrangements." "If she recovers, I want her sent away." "Somewhere far from me..." "and the city." "I... doubt she would want that." "Well, we seldom get everything we want... not in this world." "But... some of us deserve to." "Just move the appropriate funds into place." "I'll have Leland attend to it." "No, no, I want it done quietly." "Handle it yourself." "I'll have the papers messengered to your penthouse." " Thank you, Wesley." " Mmm." "I..." "Thank you." "I know you've waited a while." "Just... please tell me what's going on." "Is she gonna make it?" "She's in an induced coma now." "She's gonna pull through." "She'll pull through." "Thank you, Doctor." "Thank you so much." "Don't thank me." "Morning service was hours ago." "I know." "Confession?" "Latte?" "Not today, Father." "Probably for the best, already had four cups." "Decaf." "But you know there's still a bit of caffeine in there they just can't get out." "Some things are just..." "too ingrained, I guess." "That thing... brought you here last time... didn't go so well?" "Not so much." "The man... you talked of... did you..." "No, I didn't kill him." "But I tried to." "And are you disappointed that you didn't succeed... or maybe a little relieved?" "A friend of mine says that if I don't change the way I do things... the way I live my life..." "I will end up bloody and alone." "You believe that?" "I'm not afraid of dying." "Lot of people aren't, comes right down to it." "It's living scares the holy crap out of 'em." "You know what I do?" "Who I am?" "Sacrament of Penance, like I told you." " Don't have to worry about..." " It's not what I'm asking." "Yes, Matthew, I'm not an idiot." "I have a pretty good idea who you are... and what you do." "How you do it..." "That's something else entirely." "Accident... when I was a kid." "Used to think it was God's will." "Used to?" "Yeah, he made each and every one of us with a purpose, didn't he?" "A reason for being." "I believe so, yes." "Then why did he put the Devil in me?" "Why do I feel it in my heart... and my soul... clawing to be let out... if that's not all part of God's plan?" "Maybe you're being called to summon the better angels of your nature." "Maybe that's the struggle you're feeling... deep within you." "And how do you know the angels and the Devil inside me aren't the same thing?" "I don't, but nothing drives people to the church faster than the thought of the Devil snapping at their heels." "Maybe that was God's plan all along." "Why he created him, allowed him to fall from grace... to become a symbol to be feared... warning to us all," "to tread the path of the righteous." "I'm really not in the mood for this tonight." "It's cool, man, it's cool." "We don't gotta do all that." "Go for the knife in your boot, I break your leg." "Go for the backup piece tucked behind your belt, I throw you off the roof." " We good?" " Yeah." "Yeah, man, we good." "I didn't say, "Get up."" "What're you beating on me for?" "I ain't done nothin'." "It's not about you." "I want information." "What I look like, public damn library?" "Ow!" "Jesus, all right!" "What do you want to know, man?" "Shit." "Fisk." " I don't know where he is, I swear." " That's not the question." "Fisk wears some kind of body armor..." "light, strong." "Where's he get it?" "The hell should I know?" " Then you're no use to me." " Whoa." "Whoa, whoa!" "Wait, wait, wait!" "Wait, wait!" "Body armor, body armor." "Yeah, yeah." "Yeah, body armor." "I think I might..." "I think I might know a guy." "Give me the name." "Yeah, no, we're on the same page." "Let me call you..." "I'll call you back." "How is she?" "Well, she hasn't woken up." "Rosenberg says that there may be complications." "If that happens, we'll deal with it." "My mother called." "Can you return, see what she needs?" " I'll take care of it." " Get out of my way." "Um... how is she?" "She, uh... still with us?" "Yes." "Well... that's something." "I don't want to be disturbed." "Understood." "I could use a minute, before you..." "What am I, invisible?" "Did you speak with Gao?" "We had a chat, yeah." "And?" "And what?" "She said she was deeply saddened and quoted a fortune cookie or some mystical shit." "Did she sound sincere?" "The hell do I know?" "She was speaking in Chinese." "I don't think the guy translating for her liked me very much." "He kept staring at me funny." "Funny how?" "Funny!" "Who the hell cares?" "She said she'd stand with us..." "if it comes to that." "You believe her?" "I don't know, maybe." "We need to be sure." "The only thing I know for sure is that he needs to get back to business while there's still business to get back to." " He will." " When?" "When he deems it appropriate." "Well, doesn't that just fill me with confidence?" "Do you think whoever did this..." "just roll up the sidewalk and move on?" "If they came after him once, they'll come after him again, sooner or later." "Go home, get some rest." "We'll call if you're needed." "Sure, I'll wait by the phone." "It's not like I have anything better to do." "Hello, Marlene?" "It's Wesley." "No, I work with your son." "We've met before." "James Wesley, that's right." "Uh, no, he's indisposed at the moment, I'm sorry." "Was there something I could help you with?" "Wait, I'm sorry." "Who came to visit you?" "You shouldn't be here." "You work for Fisk?" "I asked you a question." "You shouldn't be here." "No, no, it's nothing." "I'll see to it, Marlene." "Yes, I'll have him call you as soon as he's free." "You, too." "Good night." "I need your piece." "Discreetly, please." "Keys." "You want I should drive you?" "No, I want as many men on him as possible at all times." "No one goes in or out of that room without you checking 'em first, clear?" "Yeah, what if he asks for you?" "Tell him I won't be long." "That wasn't very nice." "You're not supposed to be in here." "Mr. Fisk's gonna be mad." "He's gonna hurt her." "Who..." "Who's he gonna hurt?" "Melvin, that's your name, isn't it?" "Melvin Potter?" "How do you know that?" "Who's Fisk going to hurt, Melvin?" "Betsy." "Who's..." "Who's Betsy?" "She's nice, she helps me... when I..." "when I get confused." "Why would..." "why would Fisk want to hurt her?" "No one's supposed to be here, in..." "in the shop, unless he brings them." "So you do work for Fisk." "I said no, when he asked." "Said no, Betsy wouldn't like it." "She wants me to be good." "I gotta be good." "So I..." "I make things." "I'm good at making things." "I'm sorry, Melvin." "Fisk has hurt people that I care about, too." "I know what it's like to worry about them... wanting to keep them safe." "He make you work for him, too?" "No, I don't work for Fisk." "I want to stop him from hurting anyone else... from hurting Betsy." " You could do that?" " Maybe." "Did you make a suit for Fisk?" "Did you make a suit lined with this?" "Made a whole bunch." "It keeps him safe." "Can you make something for me out of this?" "You want a suit, like..." "like Mr. Fisk?" "No." "No, I want something very special." "And if you do this for me..." "I promise to get Fisk out of your life... and to keep Betsy safe." "You can do that?" "With your help, I..." "I think maybe I can." "What do you want me to make?" "A symbol." "You're a dick." "The hell did I do?" "I've been calling you all day." "Been busy." " Did you even listen to my messages?" " Yeah." " And?" " And what?" "You got a crazy old lady with a story about a young Willie Fisk beaning his dad with a hammer." "He beat his father to death." "He was 12, 40 some years ago." "Jesus, why don't any of you..." "His mother is supposed to be dead." "Foggy, this proves that Fisk's been lying." "You know who we're dealing with." "It won't be enough." "You sound just like Matt." "You talked to him?" "He asked the same about you." " He did?" " When I was over at his place." "What the hell happened?" "And don't... don't tell me that it was a car accident." "Ask him." " I did." " What'd he say?" "Just that... it was his fault." "Got that right." "What is going on with you two?" "Why weren't you at the office?" " It's not like we have any clients." " Foggy..." "We're going through a rough patch." "Found the Nelson and Murdock sign in the trash." "A very rough patch." "You wanna talk?" "Yeah... but I can't." "Why?" "It's..." "If you say "it's complicated," I will punch you in the face." "It's personal!" "It's personal, okay?" "Okay... okay, it's personal, I get it." "Really don't." "Trust me." "They started tearing down Elena's tenement building today." "Did you know that?" "No, I didn't." "Fisk is still out there, Foggy." "Be nice if you and Matt could get your heads out of your asses and help do something about it... before there's nothing left of Hell's Kitchen to fight for." "Uh, Matt, it's Karen." "I just saw Foggy at Josie's." "He's, um..." "Can you two please get your shit together?" "I thought we were supposed to be a team, not whatever this is, okay?" "Call me back... seriously." "Bye." " Yeah." " Hi..." " it's Karen." " I know." "They got this thing, caller ID, might have heard of it." "You still sound pissed." "Just tired." "You okay?" "Will be." "What's up?" "Matt and Foggy are..." "I don't know what." "They had some kind of fight and now..." "I feel like it's falling apart, Ben." "All of it." "Ah, it's usually right around the time you know the story's getting interesting." "How do you do this... day after day?" "One foot in front of the other, just like everybody else." "Yeah, but you're not like everybody else." "You know that, right?" "We all do what we can." "Sometimes it's enough." "Thank you, Ben." "I didn't say I was writing that story." "I know." "I know." "Just thank you for... for being there, for... for caring." "You, too." "Talk tomorrow?" "Yeah, talk tomorrow." "Okay." "Shit, seriously?" "I don't know how to pray." "My father was not a religious man." "My mother wanted to be..." "I think, needed to be, but she never quite found it within herself." "I'd seen it in movies, and watched it on television." "I read it in books when I was a child, after I was sent away." "And I tried to mimic words... the sentiment... but it was false." "It was imitation of faith." "So..." "I can't pray for you." "All I can do... is make you a promise." "One that not even God, if there is such a thing, can prevent me from keeping." "The people that did this to you... they will suffer." "They will suffer." "I thought... maybe you weren't coming out of it." "That would have been a shame." "Tut-tut." "You might wanna take a moment." "In the meantime, I..." "I thought we could chat." "You can't do this." "And yet, here we are." "You know, funny story, after the Union Allied article, I... inquired as to whether you needed further attention." "The feeling was you'd already done whatever damage you could, so it wasn't necessary." "You were a... nobody... a very small cog in the machine." "So, an offer was made through a third party." "A legal agreement, one you signed... in exchange for a reasonable amount of money." "Well... reasonable to you." "You were supposed to go away, Miss Page." "Fade back into... wherever people like you fade." "But you made a choice... and that choice has brought you here... on this night, at this particular moment in time." "Perhaps that's the way it was always gonna be." "Perhaps we're destined... to follow a path none of us can see, only... vaguely sense, as it takes our hand, guiding us towards the inevitable." "Is that supposed to scare me?" "No, no... uh, this is." "Do I have your attention?" "Hello, could you, like, nod or something?" "Do you love this city?" "What?" "It's a simple question." "Do you love this city?" "I..." "I, um... haven't been here long enough." "Huh." "I find a few days, a week at most, is ample time to form an emotional response." "Growing to love something is really... simply forgetting slowly what you dislike about it." "I'll be perfectly honest, the situation calls for it, I do not... love this city." "The crush of the unwashed garbage stacked on the sidewalk, the air that seems to adhere to your skin, the layer of filth you can never completely wash away." "Maybe you should move." "I'm not here because I want to be." "I'm here because I'm needed." "By Fisk?" "He loves this city." "In a way you and I never could." "I don't expect you to understand that." "There are moments when even I struggle to, but he does... very deeply." "Almost, I suspect, as much as he loves his mother." "Frankly, I was surprised she remembered you." "Recent memories for her are fleeting gossamer... often plucked from grasp by the slightest breeze." "But you, you left an impression." "The nice blonde lady with the big blue eyes." "And the man you were with, Mr. Urich, I'm guessing." "My employer..." "Sorry, old habits." "Mr. Fisk... as I said, loves his mother." "He would be extremely... disturbed... if he knew you'd found her." "Even more so that you've been to see her." "You haven't told him?" "He's preoccupied with more important matters, so I've taken it upon myself to address the situation." "If you're going to kill me... just do it." "I'm sick of listening to your bullshit." "I'm not here to kill you, Miss Page." "I'm here to offer you a job." "Can I get a coffee, please?" "Black." "Can I get you anything to eat, sir?" "No, thank you, Francis." "Where's Wesley?" "So, after all of this, I'm supposed to, what..." "Be your secretary?" "The position I have in mind is a little more... involved." "You've proven yourself resourceful, tenacious, with a commendable ability to convince others that your way is the right one, the way that needs to be followed, pursued despite the obvious repercussions such actions may incur." "Is that even English?" "Ha... simply stated... you're going to convince Mr. Urich... that everything is fine... that you were wrong..." "that Wilson Fisk is a good man... a man this city needs." "And then you're going to spread the gospel to everyone you've infected with your negative point of view." "I'd rather die first." "But you won't... be the first to die, Miss Page, no." "No, I think Mr. Urich will have that honor." "Then we'll go to your place of employment, see to Mr. Nelson, Mr. Murdock." "After that, your friends, family, everyone you've ever cared about." "And when you have no tears left to shed, then... then we'll come for you, Miss Page." "Hmm." "Do you really think..." "I would put a loaded gun on the table where you could reach it?" "I don't know." "Do you really think this is the first time I've shot someone?" "Miss Page..."

"Michael, he's coming right at us." "I can see that." "Do something." "Put him in the squad." "You're not serious." " Where's Devon?" " Your friend was in the wrong place at the wrong time." "Oh, my God!" "[Yelling]" " [Whirring]" " Where are we going?" "To save Michael." "Don't let him cross that county line." "[Man] Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man... who does not exist." "Michael Knight, a young loner... on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law." "[Siren Wailing]" "Pull over." "Hey, rich car." "This guy should be good for some big bucks." "[Indistinct Chatter Over Police Radio]" "Your driver's license?" "What seems to be the problem, Officer?" "I was going to ask you that." "You got a burr up your muffler?" " I beg your pardon?" " You ran through a posted intersection without stopping." " I don't wish to tell you your business, Officer..." " Then don't." "But that sign is not legally posted; it's hidden." "You want to write up the vehicle, Rex?" "Right, Sarge." "You broke that light." "You'll pay for it." "Me?" "[Chuckles] Never touched it." "A broken taillight, running a stop, failure to produce license." "You're running up quite a fine." "Which I have no intention of paying." "That stop sign is nothing but a poorly concealed trap." "[Laughs] I think he's trying to tell us that we set him up." "Crudely put, but accurate." "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll see if I can find a lawyer to deal with this matter." "That'll come later." "Let's put him in the squad." "You're not serious." "[Handcuffs Clicking]" "[Beeping]" "We're making real good time, buddy." "We should be at the Foundation in about an hour." "I'm afraid there'll be a slight delay." "I'm going to have to make a pit stop very shortly." "Pit stop?" "[Chuckles] Quit kidding around." "You're not that human." "I was using the term in its literal sense, Michael." "If you'll glance at my fuel gauges, you'll see that I'm virtually operating on fumes." "Boy, you're right." "Bonnie really goofed up this time, didn't she?" "It wasn't Bonnie's fault." "It's just that her route plan... didn't include the 200-mile diversion... involving you and that young lady you met back in..." "Yeah." "Never mind that." "I'll find you some blood, Dracula." "A very inept analogy, if I may say so." "Blood has virtually no combustible capabilities at all." "[Tires Screeching]" "Now remember, Michael, my synthesizers can operate on any kind of combustible fluids." "That's some kind of car, Mother." "Oughta be good for one new tire and a couple of hoses, at least." "Give me the ice pick, will ya?" "I don't want to have to spend a day getting my tanks purged." "A very distasteful procedure." "Okay, okay." "Afternoon, mister." "What'll it be?" "Afternoon." "Fill 'er up, please." "Uh, where's your cap, buddy?" "That's okay." "It's a little complicated." "I'll take care of it." "Check under your hood?" "No, sir, don't bother." "Oh, no trouble." "[Beeping]" "I wouldn't do that to my tire, if I were you." "[KITT] That's enough help, my friend." "Ow." "You okay?" "Uh, sure." "Sure." "How much do I owe you there?" "Uh, nothin'." "Forget it." "It's on the house." "Hey, thanks." " Some people." " I know, buddy." "I know." "[Chuckles] He do any damage?" "To me?" "You must be jesting." "Perhaps with some plastique, a jackhammer... a diamond-edged hacksaw, he may have had an outside chance... of throwing out a circuit or two, but damage?" "[Devon] The least you can do is give me some decent bread and water." "His Highness is still complaining', huh?" "Nonstop." "[Sergeant] You can listen to him for a while." "I'm due over at Sinclair Headquarters." "I'm acting night watch commander for the whole county tonight." "What a delightful thought." "Almost makes me feel glad to be spending the night in jail." "It's all yours, Rex, old buddy." "Have a cool evening, hear?" "[Woman]" "[Chorus]" "¢Ülf I shy away, it's only because ¢Ü" "¢ÜLove's been a little bit hard on me ¢Ü" "¢ÜLove's been a little bit ¢Ü ¢Ü Well, love's been a little ¢Ü" "¢ÜLove's been a little bit hard on me ¢Ü" "¢ÜLove's been a little ¢Ü ¢Ü You know, it's just been a little ¢Ü" "¢ÜLove's been a little bit hard on me ¢Ü" "¢ÜI can't remember It's been so long ¢Ü" "¢ÜLove's been a little bit hard on me ¢Ü" "I don't know, KITT." "I don't know." "Michael, if you didn't want my expertise, why did you just program me with all this data?" " Okay, okay." " Here it is, Michael." "I'll take S.C. Over Notre Dame, but I think you're dead wrong about Penn State." "They'll never make the point spread." "[Phone Beeping] Hello." "[Bonnie] Hi." "Oh, hi, Bonnie." "What's up?" "Help." "Help?" "What's that supposed to mean?" "It means Devon's in jail." "Devon's busted?" "Come on." "That's ridiculous." "Unfortunately, it also happens to be true." "What did they get him for?" "Assault with a deadly crumpet?" "He was on his way to meet a reporter named Reston... when he was picked up on a traffic violation." "A traffic violation?" "And he's probably gonna fight it, huh?" "This I would love to see." "Where's he being held?" "A little town called Lyndhurst Flats." "[KITT] Strange." "That's exactly 412 miles straight ahead of us on this route." "Why I called." "And that's where we're going." "[Phone Beeping]" "[Laughing]" "All right." "Let's go." "Okay." "All right." "Well, well, well." "What've we got here?" "Our favorite member of the press, Frank Reston, in person." "[Officer Laughing] [Reston] You guys are absolutely hilarious." "Come on." "Let's go." "Wait a minute, bozo." "You can't book me without a breath test." "You're a troublemaker, Reston." "We don't need no breath test to tell that." "Why don't you just get on in there?" "[Laughing]" "Reston?" "Frank Reston?" "Fifth Amendment, old boy." "I'll have a Fifth Amendment." "That's a great name for a booze, huh?" "I'm Devon Miles." "That's an okay name for a liqueur, I guess, but... not for a real booze." "I'm Devon Miles from the Foundation." "You wrote me a letter about an investigation you're conducting." "Oh, I remember you." "How come you never wrote me back?" "I decided to come and talk to you personally." "Well, you picked a lousy place for a meeting." "We can't talk here." "[Ringing] Wallace here." "Hey, Sarge." "[Chuckling]" "You're never gonna believe who we picked up on a D D rap." "The mayor." "Come on." "Be serious." "Frank Reston, that creep." "That loudmouth reporter's been trying to nail something on us for the last three and a half years." "Reston, huh?" "All you got was on drunk and disorderly?" "Yep." " That's it." " Too bad you couldn't get something real good, something like a sex offense." "Well, you know, Sarge, something could be arranged." "[Chuckles] I'll tell you what." "It's gonna be a slow night." "Why don't you bring good old Frank over here to see me at Sinclair." "He and I are gonna have a long talk." " Right away, Sarge." " Thanks, Rex." "[Reston] Okay, guys, fun time's over.!" "How much is it gonna cost me to get outta here?" "Are you insinuating that we might take a bribe?" "Oh, just a shot in the dark." "I don't know what ever made me think that I could corrupt... a couple of honest officials such as yourselves." "Look, why don't you just take it easy, huh?" "I'd like to give you the same advice." "These fellows have a unique way of interpreting the law." "You don't have to tell me about it, pal." "I know all about these guys... and their boss, Judge Paxton." " Ain't that right, boys?" " I wouldn't know about that." "But I do know they want to see you at headquarters in Sinclair." "So let's get going." "Well, suppose I don't wanna go to Sinclair just right now?" "[Chuckles] Well, the book doesn't say anything about what you do or don't want." "They tell me to take you, you're gonna go." "An offer I can't resist, huh?" "All right." "Okay." "Let's go." "Easy." "My mother'll get mad at you." "All right." "Let's go." "[Rooster Crowing]" "KITT, you sure you know where this place is?" "Of course I do." "We're approaching the city limits even as we speak." "Hey, right you are, old buddy." "Michael, remember we're due in Phoenix at 5:00 today." "Yeah." "That can wait." "I wouldn't miss the chance to bail out our illustrious leader for all the pasta in Italy." "[Laughing]" "[Man] Two officers are here to see you, Judge Paxton." "Show them in." "All right, Wallace." "What's the big emergency?" "What's the problem?" "It's that reporter, Reston, we busted last night." "What about him?" "We were sort of talking to him and went a little overboard." "He's dead." "What?" "Look, we barely touched him, Judge." "I mean..." "[Sighs] Well, the guy just sort of blacked out all of a sudden." "You incompetent fools." "Do you realize what this means?" "That's the last thing we need..." "for this county to be swarmin' with investigators." "Judge, I think we can cover it up." "Make it look like an accident?" "No one will even know he's been arrested." "Except that guy in jail." "What are you talking about?" "Some British dude we picked up in the speed trap." "He's the only witness." "Well, in that case, you boys better make sure... you find a way to keep his mouth shut... till this whole thing blows over." " Right?" " Right." "[Michael] Well, this looks like the place." "Don't you go sightseeing, huh?" "I shall return." " What if you're required to post a bond?" " Don't worry." "I promise I won't put you up for collateral." "Sorry, Mrs. Reston, we can find no arrest record for a Frank Reston." "Who said anything about arrest?" "All I want to know is where he is." "I've checked down at the paper, and they don't know." "I've looked in every bar in town." "Nothing." "He couldn't have just disappeared." "If I were you, Mrs. Reston, I'd go home and wait for him." "He's bound to show up." " First of all, he's my ex-husband." " I wish I could help, Mrs. Reston." "Yeah, I bet you do." "[Phone Ringing]" "Hi." "What can I do for you?" "Well, I'm here to pick up Devon Miles." "Oh." "Well, as you can see, Mr. Miles is no longer staying with us." "What'd he do, spring himself?" "No, nothing like that." "We transferred him over to Sinclair." "It's about 20 miles from here." "Why's that?" "We're not equipped for long stays." "Besides, your friend preferred a cell to a fine, so we moved him where he'd be more comfortable." " When's his court appearance?" " You'll have to check with the county clerk about that." "That's all." "I'm busy." "[Door Opens, Closes]" "Excuse me." "Seems like we got a kind of similar problem." "I'm kind of a stranger in town." "I was hoping maybe you could help me." "Don't see why not." "Look, I'm on my way to Sinclair." "You're welcome to come along." "Maybe he's there." "Okay." "Thank you." "[Mrs. Reston] Hey, this is some car." "Yeah, it is." "Thanks." "Wait a minute." "Carol Reston?" "My boss, Devon Miles, stopped off here to see a guy named Reston." "Same fella?" "Uh, yeah." "It has to be." "Any idea why?" "No, not a clue." "Well, maybe our meeting like this could turn out to be a lucky break for both of us, huh?" "Maybe it could at that." "[Woman]" "¢ÜI'll be back when I calm my fears ¢Ü" "¢ÜLove's been a little bit hard on me ¢Ü" "¢ÜAnd I'll see you around in a thousand... ¢Ü" "When was the last time you saw your ex?" "Of course, that was always his excuse when we were married." "What kind of work does he do?" "He's an investigative reporter." "And let me tell you, in this town that's a full-time job." "There." "There it is." "Sorry, we haven't got a Frank Reston or a Devon Miles." "Wait a minute." "The police at Lyndhurst Flats just told me they sent 'em over here." "Now you're telling me you don't have 'em in your jails here?" "That's correct." " Well, I'm a little confused." " You want me to call 'em?" "Yes, sir, I'd like you to call 'em." "I'd like to find some answers, if you don't mind." "Uh, no, that's okay." "We've gotta go back there anyway." "We'll straighten everything out." " Whatever you say." " Wait a minute." "We're not going anywhere." "Michael, your boss is not here." "Please, let's just get out of here." "You folks have a nice day..." "on your way out of town." "What was that all about?" "I think there's a few things that you're not aware of." "Yeah, like one, the whereabouts of Devon Miles." "All right." "If you wanna go back on your wild goose chase, go ahead." "I just thought you might like to know what you're up against." "What do you mean?" "Have you ever heard ofJudge Paxton?" "No." "Who is he?" "He runs this county." "And from what Frank tells me, he does it with an iron fist." "If he wants someone to disappear, nobody asks any questions." "Carol, all Devon did was break the speed limit." "[Birds Chirping]" "He, uh, enjoys his tailor-mades." "My, my, what a smell." "All squeaky clean, are we?" "I've had the pleasure of one of your antiseptic showers." "Yes." "Well, the county hates the thought of nasty bugs in your designer pants." "By the way, I love your accent." "Just a fitting, Pink." "Save the socializing, huh?" "What's your shoe size?" " Ten and a half, "D."" " Oh, I'm terribly sorry." "We've just had a run on half sizes." "You'll have to wear two pair of socks instead." "Here you go." "Thank you." "Oh, we aim to please." "If you need anything else, Your Highness, just ask for Pink." "Come on before he invites you to tea." "[Wallace] There's some guy in town asking questions about Devon Miles." "Well, I don't doubt that." "This just came in." "Seems that Mr. Devon Miles is the executive director... of the Foundation of Law and Government." "[Sighs] You have gotten us into one fine fix, Wallace." "Now, you listen to me, and you listen good." "We can't take the risk of Miles talkin'." "Judge, he can't do much talkin' at the facility." "I said I don't wanna take any chances." "Now, Miles is the only link that can tie us to Reston." "So I want Mr. Miles out of the way... for good." "[Phone Ringing]" "Yeah." "It's for you." "Wallace." "Wallace?" "Butler." "That smart-mouthed Knight just left with Mrs. Reston." "They're headin' back to Lyndhurst Flats." "I don't think either one left here very happy." "We'll take care of it." "Pauly, come in." "This is Sergeant Wallace." "Yeah, this is Pauly." "What is it, Sarge?" "We got a report on a black car." "License plate:" "KNIGHT." "K-N-l-G-H-T." "Came shooting through town like a bat out of hell." " Where's he headed?" " Toward Lyndhurst Flats." "He's about three miles ahead of you, heading your way." "Well, I should be coming up on him real soon." "That boy's gonna hurt somebody, the way he's drivin'." "Would you mind helping us nail him?" "Not at all, Sarge." "Thanks, Pauly." "We'll be right there." "The more I see of this county's law enforcement, the more suspicious I get." "Yeah." "If you knew half as much as I do, you'd be positively paranoid." "Michael, there's a large vehicle approaching at high speed on the wrong side of the road." "I advise evasive action." "[Mrs. Reston] What was that?" "I'll explain later." " I'm coming up on him now, Sarge." " You know what to do." "That truck sure picked a bad time to pass." "[Alarm Buzzing] He's coming right at us." " Do something." " Michael, hit the brake." " [Brakes Screeching]" " Michael, put it in reverse." "[Michael] Just hang on." "What the..." "No car can go that fast in reverse." "[KITT] Michael, why reverse?" "We could have jumped over." "[Michael] Because I wanna stay with these guys and find out who put 'em up to it." "[Pauly] Who can drive that good going backwards at that kind of speed?" "What the hell kind of a car is that?" "[Tires Squealing] Look out!" "Whoa!" "Aren't you sorry we gave that guy such a hard time?" "We're gonna fix him now." "[Michael] You okay?" "I think so." "That trucker sure has a strange way of getting his jollies." "That's only because you think he was kidding." "[Tires Squealing]" "[Crickets Chirping]" "Anyway, as I was saying, thejudge has this county in his pocket." "Not a buck changes hands that he doesn't get a piece of somehow." "And Frank was onto this?" "That's what was keeping Frank alive." "Look, five years ago, Frank and I were this real hotshot team... working on the biggest newspaper in Texas." "And then he started drinking heavy and, well, one thing led to another, and we wound up in Lyndhurst Flats." "And that was mostly the judge's fault too." "Really?" "Why's that?" "Remember that skywalk that collapsed at the Skylighter Hotel down here about three years ago?" "Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do." "A hundred people were killed, right?" "Right." "Well, the judge's principle source of income... was the Paxton Cement Company." "Anyway, it seems that there was too much sand and not enough cement in that skywalk." "And things got pretty hot down here for a while." "And Frank found a story he could win with." "Right." "He could smell the Pulitzer prize... and just see the Washington Post or the New York Times begging him to go back big-time." "Anyway, he has been sniffing at Paxton's heels for three years now... and getting nowhere fast." "The story's there, all right." "It's just the proof isn't." "Well, that's tough, huh?" "It's tough for both of you." "I mean, the connection's there between Devon and Frank and the judge." "But, I mean, where are they?" "I mean, if they're not in the jails, where could the judge be stashing them in this county?" "Killing them would be the easiest." "No." "No, ease up." "If the judge wanted to do that, he could've done that a long time ago." "If the judge put up with Frank all these years, he's not about to do something that drastic now, especially with Devon Miles in the picture." "Well, of course, there is the county correctional facility." "Can we get in there?" "No way." "Unless, of course, we announce ourselves, and then I'm afraid we're gonna get the same old runaround." "Well, then we'll just have to go in unannounced." "Hmm." "Pink, you awake?" "Shep, what are you doing here?" " How'd you get those keys?" " It wasn't easy." "Look, I got it all figured out." "We're bustin' outta here first thing tomorrow morning." " Shh!" " What's the matter?" " Damn!" "Who's he?" " He's my new cell mate." "His name's Devon." "I think he's British or somethin'." "I don't care what he is." "He's fouling' up my plan good." "How?" "Because three is a crowd when it comes to escaping;" "Put your mind at rest." "I have no intention of leaving this place... until I have my day in court." " That's what you think." " Wait a minute." "Why does he have to go with us?" "'Cause he knows we're goin', that's why." "What's to stop him from blowing the whistle on us the minute we make our break?" " You have my word." " Right, we have his word." "Shut up, Pink." "I say he's coming, and that's final." " I assume I have some say in this matter." " Look." "You either come out with us, or stay here dead." "Personally, I'djust as soon not kill you." "The choice is yours." "Thank you." "What's your plan?" " We get out in the truck." " Truck?" "What truck?" "The one that starts with this key." "It'll be right outside in the morning." "All we gotta do is get over the wall, and we're home free." "Brilliant." "Absolutely brilliant." "How do you propose to climb a 15-foot wall in broad daylight?" "I was working on it." "[Devon] You were working on it." "The whole key to the success of this plan is our success in getting over the wall, and you were working on it." " Well, you got a better idea?" " Not at the moment, but, if pressed, it wouldn't be difficult to come up with one." "Somehow, Devon, you don't strike me as your typical jailbreaker." "Yes, that's what the Gestapo thought." "That's how I was able to escape from two German prison camps during the war." "That's kinda interesting." "If you insist on my coming with you, please give me the pleasure... of devising a suitable scheme for our departure." "How much further?" "We got about 40 minutes before we get there." "Maybe you can tell me some more about this wonderful car of yours." "Well, since we'll be going into action real soon," "I think this is as good a time as any to introduce you to KITT." "Kitt?" "Who's Kitt?" "You're on, KITT." "[KITT] Very well, Michael." "Allow me to introduce myself, Carol." "I am KITT, whom you may regard as the voice of the Knight Two Thousand." "What was that?" "A recording?" "[KITT] Not exactly." "In fact, not at all." "Now, if you'll allow me to continue, I will attempt to describe... most of the qualities and capabilities of this truly unique vehicle." "You only got 40 minutes." "I'll try to squeeze it all in." "At any rate, starting with the indestructible alloy that makes up my outer shell..." "[Pink] Sign, Devon." " What the hell do you think you're doin'?" " You looked hungry." " Man, you're askin' for it." " So are you, pal!" "That does it!" "Hold it!" "[Alarm Blaring]" "[Alarm Continues]" "Way to go, Devon!" "Save the applause." "We're not out of the woods yet." "[Alarm Continues]" "[Alarm Continues]" "Wallace here." "Yeah." "You better get over here right now." "What's going on?" "Three men just escaped from the workhouse, and one of them is Devon Miles." "Excuse me, sir." "Where is the warden?" "Someplace around." "Who are you?" "I'm just a messenger." "Judge Paxton sent me over with an urgent message for the warden." "Oh." "Judge Paxton?" "Hmm." "Well, I guess that's okay." "You might start looking for him in the administration building." "Around to your left." "Thank you." "By the way, what's going on around here?" "Three guys just busted outta here, and there's gonna be hell to pay over that." "I bet." "Glad it's not my problem." "Thank you." "[Tires Squealing]" "They may be over the wall, but they're not off the grounds." "Step on it!" "We can still catch 'em!" "[Tires Squealing]" "[Officer] There they are.!" "We got 'em.!" "No sweat.!" "[Shep] They're still gaining on us." "There's no way." "We can't outrun 'em." "[Pink] Devon, watch out." "There's a work crew there." "I have an idea." "What are you gonna do?" "You'll see." "Oh, my God!" "Watch out!" "[Brakes Screeching]" "[Dashboard Beeping]" "Hey, KITT?" "Yes, Carol." " What's going on?" " I'm receiving a transmission from Michael." "Go ahead, Michael." "[Michael Whispering On Comlink] KITT, wejust hit thejackpot." "Devon's here." "[Wallace] Correction." "Was here." "Where's Devon?" "That's what I'm trying to find out." "He and two inmates just busted outta here." "Devon Miles busting out of jail." "I don't believe that." " Oh, it's true, all right." " What was he doing here in the first place?" "Your friend was in the wrong place at the wrong time, and so are you." "Let's go, hero." "[Beeping]" "[Michael On Comlink] I need help fast." "[KITT Whirring] Where are we going?" "To save Michael." "[Tires Squealing]" "[Grunts] [Over Radio] Sarge, this is Saunders." "Yeah, what is it?" "We caught Pink and Shep in the pickup." "What about Miles?" "We think he's hiding in the grove down by the river." "All right." "Flush him out and shoot to kill." "[Tires Screeching]" "[Grunting] All right." "Get in the car." "Get in the backseat." "You'll never get out of here." "They'll blow this car to pieces." "We'll see about that." "Get in there!" "[Officer #1] Wallace is in trouble.!" "If he moves, put a hole in him!" "Open fire.!" "[Gunfire Continues]" "Where are those groves your partner was talking about?" "Take a right at the next dirt road." "You get on that walkie-talkie." "You call your boys." "Tell 'em you're on your way." "Forget it." "Shoot him." "[Wallace Over Walkie-Talkie] Saunders, listen to me." "Don't worry, Sarge." "[Saunders] He's hiding in the grove down by the river." "Keep him cornered, but don't..." "I repeat, do not kill him." "Wait for me." "Whatever you say, Sarge, but I oughta tell you Judge Paxton's got a $10,000 price tag on His Highness's head." "[Saunders] These boys want at him pretty bad." "[Engine Revving]" "We got him now!" "He went this way!" "Come on!" "KITT, you got the scanners going?" "Michael, I'm picking up a single individual being pursued by two others." "It should be Devon." "Heading: 183." "Range: 350 meters." "Who said that?" "I'd love for you to stick around and find out, but I'm afraid we need the room." " [Beeping] - [Michael] Enjoy your flight." "[Yelling]" "[Yells]" "[Brakes Screeching]" "Your timing couldn't have been more felicitous." ""Felicitous"?" "That mean you're glad to see me?" "I've never been happier to see anyone in my life." "I hit him!" "I swear I hit that car!" "Come on.!" "We can't let 'em get away.!" "[Engine Revving, Tires Squealing]" "How do we get outta here?" "You better swing around and go back the way we came in." "[Horn Honking]" "[Honking Continues]" "Damn farmers!" "We'll take the high road and cut 'em off." "[KITT] There's one above us and one below us." "[KITT] Michael, the brake." "[Officer Screaming] Look out!" "[Gasps] [Gasps]" "Now, that's incredible." "We still have to make it to the county line, though." "We should have a clear shot now." "[KITT] Doesn't that deserve a word of thanks?" "Pauly, this is Saunders." "Listen, I don't care what it takes." "Just don't let him cross that county line." "You got it." "Pete, are you anywhere near the bridge?" "About a half a mile, Pauly." "What do you need?" "Block the bridge for me." "There's a guy in a black car that needs stopping." "Will do, Pauly." "[Engine Starts]" "I'll hold him here in the middle of the bridge, Pauly." "Sucker won't get past me." "[KITT] Michael, we're approaching the county line." "It's just over the bridge." "Thank God." "Yeah, I'm on their tail." "We got 'em in a squeeze play." " Uh-oh." " [Brakes Screeching]" "Michael, I've done a scan on the stalled vehicle ahead." "Automotively speaking, there's absolutely nothing wrong with it." "[Michael] It's a trap." "[Pauly] We got 'em." "We're gonna make tin tortillas out of that flashy car." "Michael, don't you think you'd better do something?" "Hold on." "[Squealing]" "[KITT] You're not thinking of..." "Oh, my word, you are!" "What is that?" "[Truck Brakes Screeching]" "[Horn Honking]" "Good afternoon, Judge." "I was beginning to fear that you might not show up." "Who are you?" "And how did you get in here anyway?" "Oh, details." "Mere details." "The important thing is that I'm here, and I'm quite sure that you know who I am." " Yes, Mr. Devon Miles." " Very perceptive of you." "But they told me you'd escaped yesterday." "And how right they were, but, as you see, I've come back." "For what?" "Why, to collect you, of course." "Once we got away, we went straight to the state police." "They were very interested in our assorted tales about you and your colleagues, especially in how you killed Frank Reston." " Now, just a minute." " In point of fact, they've already rounded up Sergeant Wallace," "Officer Saunders and all the others, whom, I'm happy to say, talked quite freely about a great number of things, but mostly about you." "So you see, Judge, you've been bagged." "Not on your life, Miles." "I'm leaving, and you're not about to stop me." "My!" "That felt simply wonderful." "[Devon] I'd forgotten how exhilarating freedom can be." "Nothing like a little time in the slammer to make you appreciate the wide-open spaces." "True, but it was time well spent." "We managed to clean up some rather nasty business back there." "The bad guys behind bars and the good guys walking' away." "All except poor Frank Reston." "I'm afraid he paid a rather heavy price for his persistence." "Yeah, but like Carol said when she found out they killed him, by dying, he accomplished everything he tried to in life." "The story he left behind, Devon..." "he's a cinch for the Pulitzer prize." "It's rather an expensive price, don't you think?" "I wonder if he would have thought so." "Yeah, I wonder." "[Beeping]" "KITT, what's happening?" "Why are you slowing down?" "I've picked up what could be a police officer about a hundred meters ahead." "That's okay." "You're only doing 55." "I know, I know." "But considering Mr. Miles's tact when it comes to dealing with the police," "I thought it'd be best not to take any chances." "[Chuckles]" "Now, look here, KITT." "What are you trying to say?" "[Man] Michael Knight, a lone crusader in a dangerous world, the world of the Knight Rider."

"Previously on "Suits"..." "You think that I don't know that all your problems are solved if I tell them that Harvey did this?" "I would be lying if I said it didn't cross my mind that maybe Mike should think about making a deal." "And now that they've taken in your father, you can't tell me that the thought hasn't crossed yours too." "Thinking about it and talking about it aren't the same thing." "I got a call about an article on Mike Ross' meteoric rise to Junior Partner." "The problem is there is no Mike Ross." "You reported it anonymously, because you didn't want to look bad." "I reported it anonymously because I was ashamed that it happened on my watch." "I loved you, and you let some stupid secret come between us because you couldn't trust me with it." "All you have to do is admit what you did, and all of this goes away." "Sheila came forward." "She admitted she was the one who wrote the e-mail." "You and your partners are hereby subpoenaed to hand over every single document in the entire firm." "Harvey, I'm not sure this is the best idea." "We need to know what she has." "What's the downside?" "The downside is that we move up the trial." "Mike, this trial's coming, whether we like it or not." "And the more time we have knowing her game plan, the better off we'll be." " Holy shit." " What?" "I took the LSATs with this guy." "So what?" "So he can give Gibbs something she doesn't even have on me yet." "Yes, but to do that, he'd be ruining his whole career." "Which means, even if he remembers you, he's more afraid of you than you are of him." "So calm the hell down." "All right, let's make this quick." "Your Honor, making it quick is exactly what we're asking you to do." "She hasn't handed over her discovery yet." "I'm still building a case, and we haven't even set a date for the trial yet." "And the check's in the mail, and all the other things people say when they don't wanna do what they have to do." "What I have to do is protect the public from the likes of you." " All right, that's enough." "Get that discovery to them by the end of the day." "In that case, we'd like to ask that the day of the trial be set in the next two weeks." "Objection, Your Honor, she's had weeks to..." "You can't have it both ways, Mr. Specter." "You can't demand discovery and ask for more time." "Trial starts in two weeks." "Jessica, we have a problem." "Thanks for pointing that out, Jack." "I had no idea." "I'm not talking about the trial." "I'm talking about this." "What the hell is that?" "An Op-Ed in the Journal." ""There is no way on God's green Earth" ""that at least one of the three name partners" ""at Pearson Specter Litt didn't know what was going on under their own roof."" ""God's green Earth." Who wrote it?" "A partner at Skaaden." "If it wasn't them, it would've been someone else, because they smell blood." " I don't care what they smell." "I've given up everything for this firm, and if anybody tries to take it from me, they'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands." " And what's your goddamn plan?" " Excuse me?" "Jessica, our reputation's taking a beating." "We need to rehabilitate it." "That means pro bono, and you know it." "One free case is not going to move the needle, no matter how worthy it is." "I'm not talking about one case." "I'm talking about a series of cases for our clients' most valued charities." "Oh, this better not be another scheme, Jack." "You think this is a move?" "Now why would I ever think that after you tried to take my firm from me six times in the last ten minutes?" "I did try to take over from you." "But I've been at this firm my entire career, and I am fighting for it now." " And you think I'm not?" " I'm sure you are." "But you're also the reason I'm holding this indictment of our firm in the first place, because what they're saying is true." "And don't you dare try to tell me you didn't know about Mike Ross, because we both know you did." "What the hell do you want?" "Oh, since you made me come all the way down here," "I thought I'd save the taxpayers some money on hiring a server." "A server for what?" "For your fiancée." "I'd like to ask her some questions." "Get the hell out of here." "You want to serve a subpoena, you serve it to her." "Well, then I wouldn't get to see the look on your face." "Did you really think I wouldn't hit you where it hurts?" "I was saving your weakest spot for last." "Have a nice day, gentlemen." " What?" " You know what." "It's time we give that woman a taste of her own medicine." "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" "It means we hire a lawyer from an outside firm, and we dig up dirt on someone she cares about." " Are you out of your mind?" " You saw what she did to Donna." "It's only a matter of time before she tries to pull the same shit with Rachel." " Mike..." "Harvey, you're the one that taught me that when someone puts pressure on you, you put it back on them." "I also taught you if you're gonna take a swing at someone, you better knock them out, and if we pull the shit that you're talking about and get caught, all that happens is I get thrown off this case," "and it's game over." "Harvey, I can't stand by and watch while the people" "I care about get attacked, and neither could you." "Mike, I promise you," "I will be there for Rachel every step of the way." "In the meantime," "I need you going through every one of those boxes." "Because if that woman is ready to go to trial, she's got a lot more than an e-mail from Louis' girlfriend." " Rachel Zane." " Yes?" "My name is Anita Gibbs." "I'm the..." "Yes, I know who you are." "I'm flattered you came for me personally." "But we aren't supposed to talk for another three days, and I don't have my lawyer with me, so..." "This isn't a formal interrogation." "That won't be necessary." "Then I'll tell you what is necessary." "You're going to put in writing that anything I say to you is inadmissible." "I suspected you'd say that, which is why" "I prepared this." "I understand if you'd prefer to ask somebody who's actually completed law school if that's legally binding." "I'm perfectly capable of determining if this is legally binding or not." "And I'm not going to let you bait me into saying anything to you." "Well, that's fine with me." "I'm not looking for you to talk." "I'm looking for you to listen." "Well, it's official." "No matter what happens at trial, this firm isn't surviving Mike Ross." "I know about the editorial, Louis." "What editorial?" "I'm talking about the summer associate applications." " How bad is it?" " Three people." "Not just any three people, the three people that never should've made it to Harvard in the first place." "Goddamn it." "Sheila's sending us the bottom of the barrel." "She's giving us the sludge that grows at the bottom of the barrel." " Then..." "I think it might be time to start looking beyond Harvard." "Yeah, that's a great idea." "You know what?" "We should start shitting in the urinals while we're at it." "I'm not talking about the University of Arizona, Louis." "I'm talking about Columbia, Yale, Stanford..." "And I'm talking about appearances." "We break our rule and suddenly hire outside of Harvard..." "We already broke our rule for Rachel with Columbia." "Please, that was different, and you know it." "No." "It was because of Mike, which makes it the same goddamn thing." "One way or another, we are going to keep this firm going." "So if you don't wanna go outside of Harvard to do that, then I suggest you go up to Cambridge, and convince Sheila to start feeding us some worthy goddamn applicants." "Okay." "So first you pick me up, then you bring me to my favorite café." "What can I say?" "I do my homework." "As do I, Ms. Gibbs, which is why I'm not falling for you pretending to be my friend." "You're right." "I'm not your friend." "But I am willing to pull some strings to get the man you love into Columbia Law School." "And if you think that I'm gonna buy that fairy tale, the only strings you're trying to pull are mine." "The only fairy tale here is the one where you believe you get out of this thing unscathed." "Okay." "We're done here." "Rachel, I'm just trying to give you your options." "I know my options." "Then you know you have no spousal privilege, which means you're going to have to tell the truth, and put your fiancée away." "Or you're gonna have to plead the Fifth." "Or I can say that he didn't do this." "Perjuring yourself is the same as taking the Fifth, as far as your future is concerned." "What the hell does that mean?" "I'm saying that someday you're going to face the character and fitness committee of the Bar, and I seriously doubt they're going to admit somebody who did that." "Are you trying to intimidate a witness?" "Because yes, someday I will face that committee, but tomorrow they're going to be hearing about you." "I'm your only way out of this mess." "Just give me the people who are actually responsible for it, and I'll see to it that both you and Mike can practice law for the rest of your lives." "Please tell me that's the last one." "It is." "Except for the hundred in the other conference room." " Holy shit." " Yeah." "Trial Strategy 101." "Bury the other side in paperwork, so they can't find what they're looking for." "And what are we looking for?" "Gibbs' trial strategy." "Somewhere in these boxes are the pieces that she is putting together to make her case." "We find them, we know specifically what we have to fight." "And what specifically might those things look like?" "Witness lists, interviews, anything to do with Lola Jensen, utility bills from when I was supposed to be at Harvard..." "Wait, wait, wait." "Slow down." " Why are you writing this down?" " So I can remember it." "And because we need a system." "And because you've never done doc review before." "I don't believe it." "How you've been a legal secretary this long, and never have done doc review." " I will tell you how." "Because I'm the best damn person you've ever seen at reading people, anticipating needs, and generally dominating everything." "So, in this situation, you're going to be absolutely no help at all." " None whatsoever." " I'm getting Rachel." "What's that?" "What does it look like?" "It looks like something I don't have time for." "Well, make time." "Jessica, we've got a thousand boxes of shit to go through, and I've got trial in two weeks." " What?" "That's right." "The date's been set." "So I'm sorry that I can't have a doughnut with you right now, but I've got something a little more important to deal with." "Harvey, I understand, but our clients are being circled." "Our reputation's getting tanked, and we're getting sent shit associates." "And Mike Ross is facing prison." "And you're handling one thing, while I'm handling everything else." " Jessica..." " No, never mind, Harvey." "It's clear that you really don't care about keeping this firm together." "I resigned to keep this firm together." "Well, it sure doesn't seem to be working out that way, does it?" "Great, I'll have my secretary set up a meeting for Monday." "If that meeting's about your pro bono bullshit, cancel it." " What?" "You said it yourself, Jack." "Other firms smell blood." "Well, you don't get a shark to back off by playing nice, you do it by clubbing him in the face." "They come after our clients, we go after theirs." "Clients aren't the ones writing editorials for "The Wall Street Journal", Jack." "You want to poach an attorney." "I wanna poach a whole goddamn department." "That is definitely another way to go." "It's the only way to go, because if we didn't do what we're saying we didn't do, this is what we do." " I get it." "You're trying to convince the world we're innocent." "Jack, I don't give a shit if my enemies think" "I'm innocent or not." "I give a shit whether they think they can take me down, which is why I'm not going to cower in some pro bono corner, trying to convince them that I'm friendly." "I'm going to kick some ass, and remind them that I'm fierce." "There you are." "I've been looking everywhere for you." "Rachel, we need your help." "Where have you been?" "With Anita Gibbs." "What?" "How did you let that happen?" "Because she ambushed me on the street, with a document that said our conversation would be inadmissible." "And if she did that is because she didn't want to talk to you, she wanted to get in your head." "Mike, I know what she wanted to do." "What did she say?" "She said that she could get you into Columbia, and that you could be a lawyer after all this is over." "Rachel, she's lying..." "You think I don't know that?" "Well, we've already been over this." "The only way she is gonna help us is if we help her put Harvey and Jessica away." "Yes, Mike, I know that, but we didn't go over the part where I don't get into the Bar because I took the Fifth." "Oh, goddamn it!" "This is exactly why I wanted Harvey to be there." " She got into your head." " She didn't got into my head." "She dangled our dream in front of me, and I know that we can't have that." "It doesn't mean I can't handle this." "It doesn't seem like you're handling it." " I am." " You're crying." "No." "I'm releasing my emotions so that I can persevere instead of denying them and losing my mind." "Which I can't do today, because I have a meeting with the dean." "Now, I came in here to be alone so I can deal with my shit, so if you don't mind, I would like to be alone so I can deal with my shit." "Hey, did you find something in the discovery?" "Yeah, sure as hell did." "I just discovered that Gibbs picked up Rachel." "What?" "She arrested her?" "No, she pulled up to the curb with some document." "I don't give a shit what she pulled up with." "Rachel should know not to go with her." "Yeah, and that would've been an excellent thing for her lawyer to tell her, except her lawyer wasn't there." " Excuse me?" " You promised me that you would be with her every step of the way." "I promised I'd represent her at a deposition, not babysit her 24 hours a day." "Maybe instead of getting mad at Rachel, it is time for us to figure out how to go after Gibbs." " This again." " Yes, this again." "I told you she was gonna go after Rachel, and now she has." "And I told you if you're gonna go after someone, you better knock them out." "Then you better figure out a way to knock Gibbs out soon, because if you don't, I will." "Louis." " What are you doing here?" " What?" "You thought you could lie to my face and get away with it?" " I never lied to you." " Really?" "Because you swore you wouldn't come forward about that e-mail, but you did." "And you you're pulling this associate shit." "I didn't come forward." "They found me." "And I'm not pulling any associate shit." "Then what do you call this pathetic excuse of a candidates list?" " I call it inevitable." "Because our students can read." " The editorial." " Yes." "The editorial." "So you're not sending us sludge." "Louis, I'm not doing anything." "Your firm is being investigated by the U.S. Attorney's office." "And no one is going to risk their career on a place that may not even exist in a month." "They might, if you convince them to." " Louis, I can't do that." " Sheila, please." "I came here once before, hoping for a second chance and you wouldn't give it to me." "What does that have to do with this?" "Because if we'd gotten back together then," "I wouldn't even be at the firm now, but I am." "And it's all I have." "I understand you not giving me a second chance then." "But I'm begging you... give my firm one now." "Louis, even if I wanted to, it won't work." " You don't know that." " Yes, I do." "Because they're going to ask me if I think it's a good idea for them to work at Pearson Specter Litt, and I don't." " Sheila..." " Louis." "Please don't ask me to lie to them." "What are you doing?" "I'm just wondering if you're gonna stay in here going over stuff all day." "What else would I be doing?" "Going to the ball game?" "I don't know, Harvey," "I thought maybe you'd be doing something to get Anita Gibbs to back off Rachel." "Donna, she threatened to go to the Bar." "It's a bullshit hypothetical that she couldn't do until after Rachel testified." "Which is after the trial starts, and that's what I'm goddamn working on." "Harvey, all I'm saying is that when Mike gets worked up about something, he doesn't tend to make the best decisions." "Well, if he doesn't work on the discovery, he's gonna go to jail, so... what do you want me to do?" " I don't know, Harvey." "But you better at least go talk to Anita Gibbs, because Mike gave you a warning loud and clear." "If you don't do something, he will." "Jack, I don't often come outside for my coffee, but when I do is because I'm feeling the need for a little alone time." "Well, I came out here because I knew you wouldn't want anyone hearing what I have to say." "Are you here to tell me you can get the job done?" "No, I'm here to tell you if you want me to get it done, you're going to have to open your wallet." "I'm not paying you more money, just to get you to poach a department." "I'm not talking about me." "I'm talking the real estate division of Baker Hostetler." " How much do they want?" " Double what they're making." "Are you insane?" "That's what broke Dewey Ballantine." "You can't have two classes of partners." "Then we can't poach a department, because they're the only ones even willing to come here, considering what's going on." "Then make the offer." "And let me have my goddamn coffee in peace." "Ms. Scott, there's a Harvey Specter here to see you." "He says it's urgent." "Send him in." "I don't believe it." "You have some balls pretending to be Harvey to get in here." "Well, you did call me "Baby Harvey" once." "I don't give a shit what I called you." " Get out!" "Now!" " Scottie, Scottie, please." "Listen, I knew you would never agree to see me, and I need to talk to you." "About what?" "I need someone to bring an action against Anita Gibbs' sister." "Are you insane?" "Listen to me." "She's not just coming after me." " She's coming after my fiancée." " I don't care." "If I do that, I might as well call the woman up, and tell her that I'm in on your whole bullshit too." "We get someone from your firm..." "Not to mention I told Harvey that I never even wanted to hear your name again." "He didn't tell you about that, did he?" "Well, I guess he hasn't changed, because he didn't tell me about you until it was too late either." "So I am sorry about your fiancée, but I need you to go now." "Scottie, this woman is not gonna stop until she gets what she wants." "And what she wants is Harvey." "So I'm not asking you to do this for me and Rachel." "I'm asking you to do it for him." "Is that an invitation to your bar mitzvah?" "Because I'm busy that day." "It's a motion to have you sanctioned for improperly contacting a witness." "I didn't improperly contact anyone." "Oh, bullshit." "You got Rachel Zane alone so you could offer her a deal to turn on me." "And there's nothing wrong with that." "You listen to me." "You've been pulling shit like this from the second this thing started." "You denied my client access to his attorney, you fabricated charges against Donna, and now you're tampering with a witness." "And all witness tampering would do is hurt my own case, and why on God's green Earth would I do that?" "Why did you just say?" "I said you're insane if you think that..." "No, you said, "on God's green Earth,"" "which is exactly what that editorial said." "I remember because I thought," ""What person under 80 uses that phrase?"" "Well, looks like I found her." "I don't know what you're talking about." "You sure as hell do, because you planted that goddamn thing." "You have any proof?" "No, you don't." "But even if I did plant that, it would only have been because there's no way that one of you did not know what was going on." "And until one of you admits that," "I'm going to take apart your firm brick by brick." "So you want to file that thing?" "You go ahead." "It's not going to stop me for one second." "Rachel, please." " Have a seat." " Thank you, Dean." "I have to say I've so been looking forward to my first student review." "And ever since your first interview here, you've done nothing but impress me." "Which is why I'm sorry to have to bring this up now." "Bring what up?" "The fact that your last LSAT score was significantly higher than your previous ones." "That is because I studied incredibly hard the last time." "Did you study hard?" "Or did your fiancée study hard for you?" "You think Mike took the LSAT for me?" "I think he's been indicted for more serious crimes than that." "And now there are allegations that he's taken the LSATs for people." "I can't believe this." "I took that test myself." "And I have a responsibility to protect the reputation of this university." "And how exactly are you proposing to protect that reputation?" "By expelling any dangers to it." "Unless, of course, for some reason these allegations against him are dropped." "Anita Gibbs called you, didn't she?" "I have no idea what you're talking about." "I'm simply giving you the courtesy of letting you know that if I have to choose between your future and this university's," "I'm not choosing you." "Well, then, please, tell Ms. Gibbs thank you for the courtesy." "Scottie, what are you doing here?" "I can't believe you sent him to me." " Sent who?" " Oh, don't give me that." "The last time you came to me, you said it was because Mike made you." "Well, this time, you made him." "I didn't made him do anything." "Well, then, you taught him well, because he came to me and pulled on my heart strings to get me to do something for you, but this time the answer is no." "I am not going after Anita Gibbs." "Scottie, I would never ask you to do something like that." "That's funny, because you asked me to throw a case to keep Mike from getting caught." "Throwing a case doesn't put a target on your back." "If you really wanted to keep a target off my back, you never would've told me about Mike in the first place." "Scottie, I didn't tell him to do that." "Well, then, I guess you two are having the same problem we did:" "You don't talk to each other." "Since you chose him over me it's not my problem anymore." "I didn't chose him over you." "Yes, you did." "And whether you choose to admit it or not, it was Mike's secret that broke us up in the first place." "You let her in here without telling me?" "I was in the conference room, going over discovery." "What are you going to do?" "I don't know what I'm gonna do, but whatever it is," " I'm gonna do it right now." " Harvey, calm down." "I'm not gonna calm down, you told me to go after Gibbs to stop Mike from doing something stupid, and I did, and all that did was waste our time like I said it would." " Harvey." "Gibbs is attacking Rachel, the woman he loves." "You of all people should be able to understand that." "I don't give a shit." "He had no right to go after someone I love." "Okay, you know what, Harvey?" "Mike is the one on trial here, not Scottie." "And all he did was ask her to do something." "So maybe the thing that you're really upset about is that she was right." "Well, how did it go?" "We've known each other a long time, Jack, and I'd really like to help, but it's not gonna happen." "You said if I could get them double..." "I said it would take at least double just to get me to ask." "I did, and they laughed me out of the room." "What if I could get you more?" "There's no number that's going to get them to come to Pearson Specter because they don't believe there's gonna be a firm to come to." "Then why did you ask to meet me here?" "Because after I asked them about your offer," "I asked them about mine." "What are you talking about?" "I told them a former fraternity brother of mine, who happens to be a kick-ass lawyer might be looking for a change." "You're offering me a job?" "Jack, Pearson Specter's a sinking ship." "We've taken on some water." "You've taken on an ocean." "Why the hell would you wanna stay there?" "I'll tell you why." "Because if that ship sinks, I'll find myself another job." "But if it doesn't," "I have the chance to be one of the captains." "If I come to you now, I'll never be more than a lifer." "As my friend, tell me I'm wrong." "You're not wrong." "Don't tell me they printed out a special evening edition on us too." "Not yet." "I read it, by the way, on the flight up to Boston." "And did it fire you up?" "Pissed me the hell off." "You couldn't get it done with Sheila, could you?" "Jessica, she didn't send us the candidates on that list." "They were the only three that even asked to be submitted, and it was because of bullshit like that." "People are scared to come here." "They are." "I tried to get Sheila to make them unafraid, but I couldn't." "That's all right." "It's all right, Louis." "It's not your fault." "Once word got out about Mike this was bound to happen." "What I learned from hiring Mike was that not all great lawyers went to Harvard." "What are you saying?" "I contacted Stanford, Yale, Columbia, Penn, and all the rest..." "Top 20 law schools." "I officially opened up the doors to Pearson Specter Litt." "I know how much you hated to do that, Louis, but sometimes we need to do what we have to... to survive." "Is there anything else I can do?" "No, there isn't." "Right now, we just need to get through this trial, and pray to God that Harvey gets" "Mike goddamn Ross off the hook." "Hey." "Hi." "You're doing dishes." "So?" "So you hate doing dishes, which means something's wrong." "Nothing's wrong." "What's going on?" "I don't even know if I should say it, because the last time I did you got so mad." "You thought I was gonna leave you." "And you say you want me to share things with you, but I don't know if you do, because when I do you seem to get so upset that I..." "I get it." "You want to talk about making a deal." "I don't know what I wanna do." "I just..." "She said that she could get you into Columbia, and you're right." "It got into my head." "Rachel, we've been over this." "She was lying." "That was before I knew she was able to get to the dean." "What are you talking about?" "I had my meeting with him today, and I thought he was going to tell me how well I've been doing, and instead... he threatened to expel me." "Okay." "Okay, that... that doesn't mean that it was Gibbs." " You weren't there." " No, I wasn't there, all right?" "But it's not crazy to assume that they would question whether or not you knew about me without talking to Gibbs." "Is it crazy for them to mention a crime you haven't even been accused of without talking to Gibbs?" " What?" " They said there are rumors of you taking the LSATs for people and they're accusing you of doing that for me." "Well... at least now I know what I need to do." "Harvey." "I know how we can stop Gibbs from pressuring Rachel." "Does it involve going to Scottie without telling me?" " Harvey." " Goddamn it, you had no right." "I had every right, because I knew Gibson would keep crossing lines, and that's exactly what she did." "What are you talking about?" "She manipulated the Dean of Columbia into threatening to expel Rachel." "Where's your proof?" "They accused her of having me take the LSATs for her, and the only problem is, there's no record of me ever having being accused of that." " The guy you saw in court." " Yes, his name is David Green." "He must've told Gibbs about me, and then she used that to get the dean to strong-arm Rachel." "That's abuse of power." "I told you, the only problem with that theory is," "David Green tells Gibbs about you, and his career is done." "Then he must've told her anonymously." "Which doesn't help us, 'cause we still don't have any proof that she contacted the dean." "No, we don't, but it wouldn't be that hard for me to get." "No, it could be a setup." "It's too risky." "This whole goddamn thing is too risky, but right now Rachel's future is in jeopardy, and if I have to risk tacking on a few years to save her, is not even a close call." "All right." "Do what you have to do." "Just don't get caught." "You're knocking." "That means it's either bad news or you want something." " I couldn't get the department." " Don't tell me." "They said we're in no position to poach anybody." "That's exactly what they said, right before they offered me a job." "So you're here to tell me you took it." "I'm here to ask you if you want me to take it." "What the hell difference does it make what I want?" "Jessica, when I left Boston, people said I was a traitor and that I thought I was too good for my own hometown." "Well, it wasn't true." "But I knew the real test for me wasn't making it in my own hometown." "It was making it in the toughest city in the world, and as far as I'm concerned," "I haven't done that yet." "You want to be made name partner." "I wanna know if it'll ever even be on the table." "I could say yes to that right now, but how would you know you could trust me?" "I have no other choice." "And how do I know I can trust you?" " What's this?" " You know what it is." "It's what Daniel Hardman has on you." "Now you have it too." "David Green." "What are you doing here?" "So you do remember me." "Of course I do." "You're the guy we're prosecuting." "The fake lawyer." "Oh, I'm more than that and you know it." "What are you talking about?" "You hired me because I'm smart." "What you don't know is that I have a photographic memory, which means I have your drivers license number from seven years ago memorized." "Not that it matters, because I also made a copy." "Like I made a copy of all my clients' licenses." "That doesn't prove anything." "Maybe not, but I also remember every answer I put down on a 104 question test." "If that's not proof, I don't know what is." "What do you want?" "I want proof that Anita Gibbs' pressuring the Dean of Columbia to expel Rachel Zane." " I can't do that." " Yes, you can." "Okay, they went to law school together." "There's your connection." "Circumstantial public record not good enough." "I do what you're asking and get caught, and my career at the U.S. Attorney's office is over." "I give what I have to the D.A., and your career as a lawyer is over." "If you do that, you only implicate yourself." "Yeah, maybe you didn't notice, asshole, but I'm already on trial, and now you're coming after the woman I love." "And the truth is you don't deserve to practice law." "Maybe I don't either, but she does." "And, believe me, when it comes to this," "I really don't give a shit about me or you." "And what if I can't find what you're looking for?" "You know what, David?" "You might not have been smart enough to get 178 on the LSATs, but I'm pretty damn sure you're smart enough to do that." "What's this?" "That's what you're gonna sign." "This says you're dropping a charge of malicious prosecution in exchange for me admitting a sanctionable offense." "And for backing the hell off going after Rachel Zane." " Is this a joke?" " No." "And neither is getting the Dean of Columbia Law to do your dirty work." "I don't know what you're talking about." "You know exactly what we're talking about." "And unless you want us to tell the world that you intimidated a witness by colluding with your old law school buddy, you're going to sign that." "You don't have a shred of proof that I had anyone do anything." "I have a copy of an anonymous tip sent to you, saying I took the LSATs for people, and a record of a phone call from your office to the Dean of Columbia ten minutes later." "That's no proof of anything." "It's proof enough for us to sue Dean Herrick for every penny he's ever made." "You think when we get him in a deposition he isn't gonna crack?" "You think you're pretty smart, don't you?" "Smart enough to outwit a U.S. Attorney." "And if we can do it here, what makes you think we won't be able to do it in court?" "Because court is not about bullshit like this." "It's about facts." "And the fact is, you're not a goddamn lawyer." "You got it done." " How'd you know?" " Because you're doing that puffy chest thing you do when you feel really good about yourself." "I do not do a puffy chest thing." "Yes, you do." "And relax, because I love you and your chest." "Well, I love you and your chest." " Hey!" " Oh, that came out wrong." "Seriously, I meant your mind." "Your brilliant legal mind." "Well, if it wasn't for you and your brilliant legal mind," "I might not be in law school right now." "No, I-I understand that a lot of them already..." "Okay, well, if anyone wants to..." "No, I see." "I see." "Maybe next year." "Bye." "Louis." "I need to talk to you for a second." "What now?" "Jack Soloff wants to know if we'll someday consider making him name partner." "Why the hell would we do that?" "Because I sent him to poach a department and instead they offered him a job." "I get it." "Nobody wants to come here, so your answer is to give our in-house enemy the promotion he's always wanted." "Louis, you're the one who wanted me to do it before." "And you talked me out of it." "Because you were right." "Just like you used to be right about everything." "But now it seems like you're wrong about everything." "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" "I just heard back from the last of those 20 schools." "And it turns out they have a lot more in common with Harvard that we thought, because none of them wants to do anything to do with us because our leadership sucks." "You watch yourself, Louis." "I don't need to watch myself." "I need to light a fire under your ass." "Because our future is slipping away, and offering Jack name partner or praying to God that Harvey just gets Mike off the hook isn't going to stop it from happening." "Okay, Louis." "You want to do something more than pray," "Harvey gets Mike acquitted, then you get your ass back up to Harvard and you make sure Sheila doesn't show up to that trial." "Hi, Donna." "Is there, um... is there something I can help you with?" "I just wanted to say that I'm sorry about what happened with the dean." "And I'm glad that Mike took care of it." "Thank you." "I'm sorry that... that I didn't come to you with this whole thing, but I-I..." "They were pressuring you to turn on Harvey and based on our last conversation, you didn't think I was the right person to talk to about that." "As usual, you're right." "Rachel, I got upset because I didn't want to think about what I do if I have to choose between my dad and Harvey." "Because this whole situation sucks." "And we may have to make hard choices, and I want you to know that no matter what you do, you're my friend." "And I will always love you." "I will always love you too." "Thank you for coming." "I only came here because I don't want you or Mike Ross or anyone else from this firm showing up at my firm ever again." "So what can I do for you?" "I was thinking about what you said about me not admitting things to myself and I wanted to talk to you about it." "Why?" "I wanted you to know the truth." "And what exactly is the truth?" "Our relationship didn't end because of Mike." "It ended because I wasn't ready to confront what was wrong with me, and I don't know if I'll ever be ready, but..." "I've been seeing someone, and I wanted to tell you about it." "And why does it matter that I know that?" "Because if I ever get out of this in one piece," "I want to know if is okay to call you again." "Harvey, it's always okay to call me." "I've actually been going to therapy myself, and I don't know where I'll be when this whole thing is over." "But I do hope that you get out of this thing in one piece." "Excuse me." "Hi, excuse me." "I, uh..." "I'm not sure if you know who I am..." "I worked here for two months, Rachel." "I know who you are." "I just..." "I wanted to say that I know that you got caught in the crossfire." "And I know how that feels." "And I just wanted to say I'm sorry." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Rachel." "Have you thought about what may happen when this is all over?" "You mean if Mike goes to jail." "I mean even if he doesn't." "What are you talking about?" "Even if he is acquitted, there is an excellent chance he will be thrown out of the bar and never be able to practice law again." "It wouldn't matter, because Mike is prepared to never practice law again anyway." "And sometimes people think they're prepared and they're not." "I don't understand." "Rachel, Mike is going to have to watch you do what he dreams of doing, and if he's anything like Harvey, he probably thinks he can do it better than you." "And there is a possibility that he might resent you for it." "I appreciate the advise." "But Mike is not like that." "Then I'm sorry I overstepped my bounds." "Louis." "What are you doing here?" "We've been over this." "There's nothing I can do..." "I'm not here about the associates." "I need you to take this." " What's that?" " It's a ticket to Argentina." "I need you to go there until the trial is over." "And why would I do that?" "Because the prosecution has no power to subpoena you there." "Let me get this straight." "You want me to flee the country, so you can protect yourself." "I want you to flee the country so you can protect yourself." " Louis..." " Sheila, you take that stand, and you're gonna say things that hurt us, which means Harvey is going to say things that hurt you and I will not be able to handle that." "The truth isn't gonna hurt me, Louis." "Isn't it true, Ms. Sazs, that while you claim no one had unauthorized access to the Harvard file room, there were times you were derelict in your duties?" "I've never been derelict in my life." "Then how does that explain the fact that there's a man in this courtroom that had unauthorized access to that very room?" " Louis, please." " Was it because you had a relationship with that man?" "A relationship that ultimately failed?" " That's not..." " Relevant?" "It's more than goddamn relevant!" "Because when he broke up with you, you started this vicious rumor to get back at him." "That's a lie." "Those are all lies." "It is a lie that you had sex with that man, and left him alone in the supposedly impenetrable Harvard file room?" "Louis, this could cost me my job." "Goddamn it!" "Harvey is not gonna care." "No." "It's not a lie." "And if you did that with him... why should we believe you didn't do that with others?" "I'm sorry." "Sheila, I'm only trying to protect you." "If you really wanted to protect me, you wouldn't tell Harvey those things in the first place." "He's gonna want me to tell him." "Anything I know that would help." "You asked me to not make you lie." "Please, don't ask me to lie to him." "Okay, Louis." "I'll go." "What are you still doing here?" "We've still got a trial coming up." "I'm gonna make any headway on my defense," "I need to get going." "Your defense?" "Yes." "My defense." "Are you saying what I think you're saying?" "Because there's an expression about that." "It says, "if you're thinking it, you're a fool."" "You heard her." "She said," ""the fact is that I'm not a goddamn lawyer."" "Well, the only way to change that fact is for a jury to see me being a goddamn lawyer." "You try that, all they're gonna see is someone going to prison." "That's bullshit." "I can handle her." "You've never even gone through a criminal trial before." "Oh, yeah, and when was the last time you did?" "How many years ago was it?" "I don't believe it." "You think you're better than me?" "This isn't about who's better." "It's about who's better for this case." "And my life is on the line." "If I go down because of my call, I can take it." "If I go down because of yours, I can't." "This isn't just your life." "This is all of ours." "Well, like I said, it's my call and I'm making it." "I'm sorry to interrupt." "This isn't over." "I just finished going through discovery and we have a problem." "What is it?" "They found Trevor."

"All present and accounted for, sir." "Thank you, Captain." "As of this moment you are the property of the Penal Administration of French Guiana." "After serving your full terms in prison those of you with sentences of eight years or more will remain in Guiana as workers and colonists for a period equal to that of your original sentences." "As for France the nation has disposed of you." "France has rid herself of you altogether." "Forget France and put your clothes on." "Papillon!" "Papi!" "You'll be back, Papillon." "Don't worry, you'll be back." "No, you won't." "You, that way." "Down there." "You, too." "Next, over here." "Come along." "Come on." "Come in here." "You, too." "Over there." "Come along, up there." "Hurry up." "You, too." "Down." "Down. ln there." "ln there." "Come along, now." "Down." "Come on down." "Down there." "Come on, up there." "ln there." "We're really something, aren't we?" "The only animals in the world that shove things up their ass for survival." "The first time I shoved one up my gut it infected me so bad the camp doctor had to cut it out." "He doesn't have any ether so he knocks me out with rum." "Then you know what he did?" "He stole it." "A butterfly." "You're Papillon, aren't you?" "Yeah." "The bastards gave you life." "Right to the end of the line, they think." "It may not be as long as you think." "Forty percent of us will die the first year out." "They gave him life, too." "The kid's only 18." "Look at him." "No wonder he dreams." "He'll never make it." "But a man like you could make it if you have enough money." "How long were you there?" "Nine years of work camp nine years a colonist." "You were outside the walls." "Why didn't you run?" "There's no place to run to." "You're out in the middle of a swamp, 1,000 miles from no place." "Now, if you've got a lot of money that's a different thing." "I mean, you take somebody like Dega there." "Back there." "Louis Dega." "The best counterfeiter in France." "National Defense Bonds." "Series of 1928." "Right." "Now, if you've got money like he has, there's a chance to buy your way out." "That is unless somebody cuts his guts open first to get at all that cash." "Everybody up!" "Let's go!" "Everybody up!" "Come on, everybody up!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Mind if I sit down here?" "If you wish." "You're Dega, aren't ya?" "Louis Dega?" "Sorry to see you here." "I presume most of us have earned our passage." "You're Papillon." "You got life for killing a pimp." "Then you had the bad taste to tell the prosecutor you were going to escape and kill him, too." "I was framed." "I'm innocent." "No one is innocent." "I'm no pimp killer, for Christ's sake." "I'm a safecracker." "And that's a profession of which I thoroughly disapprove." "I put almost everything I had into National Defense Bonds." "Series of 1928." "1928?" "Your instincts were sound." "How much did you lose?" "I wouldn't put my money on those bonds." "Not any more than you would." "I'm relieved to hear that." "If that's true, why are we having this little chat?" "Every convict on this ship knows who you are." "Any of them would slit you open to reach inside and get what you're carrying." "So?" "You need protection." "From you?" "Remember what the chicken said to the weasel?" "If he was a healthy weasel, the chicken didn't get a chance to say anything." "Think about that." "Hose down!" "Come on, off your asses!" "Hose down!" "Come on, you've got a fever." "Do what I tell ya." "Come on." "Julot!" "I've got a question." "If I wanted to get a boat when I got there, a small boat, maybe a 15-footer how much would it cost?" "I don't know." "Fr 3,500, Fr 4,500, maybe." "It all depends." "What if I could pick up the money to buy one?" "Then I guess you'd have yourself a boat." "You know the country." "You and I could make it out of there." "Huh?" "The answer is no." "Nothing against you, but the answer is no." "If I've gotta go to solitary for some half-assed escape that didn't work I want the mistake to be mine, not anybody else's." "You understand?" "So the answer is no." "How'd it feel, kid?" "Good." "All right." "Come on, move it!" "Move it a little." "Let's go!" "Let's move!" "What do you want?" "Almost unbearable, isn't it?" "What?" "The heat." "It's not too bad." "Of course, you're closer to it than I am." "Oh, yes." "You're referring to last night, aren't you?" "Well, aren't you?" "May I tell you something?" "At first glance I'm afraid that I regarded you with rather a large degree of unworthy suspicion." "Am I clear?" "No." "Well, it now seems quite possible that until we get to a decent jail with bribeable guards, I may stand in some need of rather close physical protection." "It depends on how long you want to live." "Oh, a long time." "Then you got a problem." "Well, I presume that you have some goals, some particular need that outweighs all others." "I mean, if so, may I ask what it is?" "Money." "For what?" "Escape." "Very good." "You keep me alive until we land in Guiana and I will underwrite any escape you care to arrange." "Escape for me." "Not for us." "Of course." "I have no intention of even attempting an escape." "Ever." "Done." "Thank you." "Leave him alone or I'll cut your head off!" "Hide this!" "Over there is Saint Joseph." "The other island is Royale." "The one on the right is Devil's." "Julot, why is it so hard to escape from there?" "A man could almost swim to the mainland." "No, there must be a better way than swimming." "No, no, swimming's not the way." "The current is so strong it'll push you right back where you started from." "You know, when you're on those islands you're there for keeps." "Where do we go?" "We go up the Moroni River." "Then we dock at Saint Laurent." "That's where they decide whether to send you to the work camps or to the islands." "You see those two on the dock with the guns?" "Right over there." "They served their time." "Now they're colonists." "They've turned man hunter." "Man hunter?" "Yeah, you escape, they hunt." "For money, I presume, a reward." "Jesus!" "Get ready to move!" "Line up to disembark." "I'm going to have an accident going down that gangplank and it's gotta look good so lend me your shiv." "What the hell for?" "Because I'm a two-time loser." "No matter what happens, I'll be sent to the islands on the next transport." "I have to get in the hospital to give me time to think." "Now give me that shiv!" "You're crazy, Julot." "Single file down the gangplank." "March." "Hold it!" "Hold it!" "Let's go!" "Single file!" "Move!" "Let's go!" "Bring a stretcher." "Single file, single file." "Take him away!" "All right, move!" "Move!" "Let's go!" "Move it!" "Come on, move 'em!" "Let's go!" "Come on!" "Column, march!" "Keep moving." "You two, pick him up, quickly!" "Attention!" "Welcome to the Penal Colony of French Guiana whose prisoners you are and from which there is no escape." "First attempts at escape add two years in solitary to existing sentences." "Second attempts, add five more." "Of course, more serious offenses are dealt with in this fashion." "Make the best of what we offer you and you will suffer less than you deserve." "Dismissed." "ln the bunkhouse." "One, two, three, four." "Go on!" "Go on!" "Get a move on!" "Mr. Dega?" "Yes, indeed." "I know all about you, Mr. Dega." "Very intelligent man." "Thank you." "I seem to be known in all the wrong places." "Well, I have a friend who is a guard." "For very" "Yes, go ahead." "For very little money he can arrange for certain people to stay here instead of being sent to a work camp or one of the islands." "Can he get us a job here so we can walk around the place?" "Perhaps a selection from which we may choose?" "Oh, yes." "That is, my friend can." "You take our money, and you put your life on the line." "Of course." "How much will it cost?" "Well, my friend has a very large family." "Many little children, you understand?" "And his sergeant has a mother, heart trouble." "He was asking you how much, not how many." "If you don't mind, I'll do the negotiating." "How much?" "For you, Fr 500." "For him, Fr 1,500." "He made trouble." "Yes, indeed he did." "Nevertheless, I'll give you Fr 1,250 for the both of us." "Now, you take it or leave it as you wish." "Try again." "Very well." "I want two pairs of comfortable shoes for the both of us and you, you get the Fr 2,000." "Don't you have to go to the toilet?" "Oh, yes, of course." "Would you excuse me a moment?" "You don't need to, Mr. Dega." "Unless, of course, you want to." "I can pick it up in the morning." "Get moving, white men!" "Let's go!" "Come on, move it!" "On your feet!" "Attention!" "Present arms!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Mr. Dega, did you get the money?" "Move it!" "Move it!" "Move it!" "Get going!" "Move it!" "Fischer, what the hell's wrong?" "Someone broke out of the hospital compound." "All right, break it up." "We'll get him." "Next." "Next." "You're fine." "Next." "I must be better than I feel." "You're in wonderful shape." "How do you fail an examination like this?" "Next." "7551." "Dega?" "Yes, sir, Louis Dega." "It was suggested that I speak to you, sir" "I have it right here." "We'll just keep you on here in the cleaning squad." "Thank you, sir." "There's also my friend." "You're Louis Dega?" "I am, sir." "And this is my friend, Papillon." "We have a great deal in common, Mr. Dega." "I'm extremely glad to see you." "Why, thank you, sir." "Of course, if the circumstances were" "My family lost everything they had in counterfeit National Defense Bonds." "Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that, sir." "Even so, buying them was a tribute to their patriotism, wouldn't you say?" "And you're Mr. Dega's friend?" "Well" "There's one thing about Saint Laurent you'll like:" "We never separate old friends." "Kilo 40." "Both of them." "Today's transport." "What is Kilo 40?" "Don't touch him." "You'll wind up worse off than he is." "Move!" "Get moving!" "Duck!" "Get up, you lazy bastards!" "You get that crock and you bring him along!" "You!" "Pick another man and grab that crock." "Come on, move!" "Move!" "The son of a bitch isn't dead, they just irritated him!" "Get his tail." "You get his tail." "Where's his tail?" "Over there." "Are you ready?" "Yeah." "So am I." "Go ahead." "Okay." "Ready?" "ls that the tail?" "No." "I'd better go over to this side." "You get the head." "The head?" "Yeah." "You try the tail." "Okay, now you try the head." "Grab him!" "He's dead." "He's still talking." "He's dead!" "He's dead?" "Move it!" "Come on." "Come on, hands up." "Next!" "Move!" "Next!" "Bring it around here." "Just lay the crock right there." "Just drop it." "Hold it." "Move out." "He's pretty big." "This skin's worth some money." "Move it!" "What the hell are you looking at?" "You're Louis Dega." "Yes, sir." "I'm Clusiot." "How come you ended up in a place like this?" "Favoritism." "Friend's kind of quiet, isn't he?" "He's dead." "He jammed a piece of wood down his throat and choked himself to death." "Three-way split.... lt's fair, isn't it?" "Quinine." "Worst country in the world for malaria." "Here, take them." "Go ahead, I've got some left." "Well, if I'm going to get my sleep I'll have to take this poor bastard with me." "A decent man." "Dega...." "The man hunters." "The ones we saw down at the dock." "Son of a bitches." "Butterflies?" "Yeah, that's right." "Some guy named Richter." "He works every camp on the river buying the damn things." "We catch them, he buys them, the guards get the big payoff." "It's called the Blue Morphus butterfly." "It's wings are used for dye in making American currency." "How often does he come up here?" "A couple of times a month." "Boat?" "No other way." "Why?" "Thinking." "I handle a boat pretty good myself, you know?" "Yeah?" "You're supposed to catch them, you clumsy bastard." "Where do you send these bugs, sir?" "The United States." "How much would you charge to send this one to Panama?" "Guard, come here a minute." "Don't turn me in, for Christ's sake." "I got Fr 1,000." "I didn't hear you." "I said I got Fr 2,000 on me." "Right now." "What's the trouble?" "This man just brought me the finest Morphus I've ever seen." "Why don't you get him a net?" "Right away, sir." "I want a seaworthy boat, new sails." "It'll cost you Fr 4,000, my friend." "Half now, half on delivery." "When will that be?" "One week from tonight." "Where will the boat be?" "Half a mile down river." "About 300 yards this side of the river there's a big tree." "You can't miss it." "I'll be there." "You bring me the rest of the money." "I'll take you to your boat." "You're a goddamn burglar and that proves it." "Are you asleep?" "No." "I've been thinking...." "When you decide to go I'd very much appreciate going with you." "What?" "Can you handle a boat?" "No." "Well, can you even see a boat without your glasses?" "I can help." "Jesus Christ!" "You're the one that didn't want to risk it." "I didn't." "Now I have no choice." "If I stay here in this place I'll die." "Well, it's your money." "You two, I've got a job for you." "You load a stiff into the boat, you load him right now." "Julot!" "Pick him up." "Dega!" "Don't puke here!" "Hey, Sarge!" "Sarge!" "He didn't mean it, sir." "He's sick." "I'll take care of him." "Stop that, you pig!" "You just leave him to me." "I'll take care of him, sir." "Stop, you bastard!" "Do you realize that the first man who carved a wheel out of stone used it as an ornament?" "I've always admired him for that." "There's one search party that gave up." "Instead of trying to make the orifice fit the lens I made the lens fit the orifice." "What do you think?" "Did he make it or didn't he?" "I'd say his chances are very poor, wouldn't you?" "Jesus!" "ls that all you've got to say?" "What do you expect me to say?" "That man risked his life to save mine." "For me that's a new experience." "These may work better than I had hoped." "I told you, you couldn't miss it." "The only trouble is, you're a week early." "It's up to you." "You're worth just as much dead as you are alive." "The rule here is total silence." "We make no pretense of rehabilitation here." "We're not priests, we're processors." "A meatpacker processes live animals into edible ones." "We process dangerous men into harmless ones." "This we accomplish by breaking you." "Breaking you physically, spiritually, and here." "Strange things happen to the head here." "Put all hope out of your mind and masturbate as little as possible." "It drains the strength." "That's all, take him away." "One, two three, four, five." "One, two, three, four, five." "Oh, Jesus!" "No." "You'll eat everything they give you." "I'm going to be fine." "I'm going to be fine." "I'm going to be fine." "One, two, three, four, five." "I'm Jo-Jo." "Papillon." "How do I look?" "I feel pretty good but I need somebody to tell me how I look." "Fine." "You look fine." ""Chew the coconut well..." ""...then swallow the pulp." ""One each day, for strength." ""My thoughts are with you." ""Squinter."" "Dega." "I'll be a son of a bitch!" "Dega." "I'm still here, you bastards!" "Prisoner, show yourself." "You've been receiving coconuts." "Unless you tell us who sent them, your rations will be cut in half." "Well, how can I tell you who sent me stuff I didn't get?" "What stuff?" "Well, I don't know." "You you said coconut." "I want that name and I want it now." "Put him on half rations and screen his cell for six months." "Darkness does wonders for a bad memory." "You know the charge." "I'm innocent." "I didn't kill that pimp." "You couldn't get anything on me and you framed me." "That is quite true." "But your real crime has nothing to do with a pimp's death." "Well then?" "What is it?" "Yours is the most terrible crime a human being can commit." "I accuse you of a wasted life." "Guilty." "The penalty for that is death." "Guilty." "Guilty." "Guilty." "They know." "How did you hear?" "Trusty works on the launch between here and Saint Joseph." "That's all that he said?" "Then it's only a matter of time." "You think so?" "He's on half rations now." "He can't exist on that." "Forced to choose between starvation and telling, what would you do?" "We're not talking about me." "What would you do?" "I'd tell." "I'd have to." "You get weak, you get delirious, you lose control and you talk." "Then you won't blame him, huh?" "Blame is for God and small children." "Look at me!" "I eat bugs!" "I don't..." "I don't have enough sense to get out of the rain." "Prisoner, show yourself." "Give me the name and you're back on full rations." "Just one name." "Well, I don't get that hungry." "You'll starve." "You should see yourself." "I was born skinny." "Then you'll die." "One, two...." "I'm Papillon." "Francisco." "How do I look?" "Do I look okay?" "You look swell." "That's 30 days more pimp killer!" "I want to see the warden." "I want to talk to him." "I have something I want to tell him." "Who gave you the food?" "I...." "Jesus, Warden I had it." "I had the name, honest to God...." "I must be light" "I must be lightheaded or something because I'm trying." "I'm trying." "I can..." "I can't remember." "Honest to God, I can't." "I can't, I can't remember." "It's not there, Mr. Prosecutor." "I don't know, it's not, it's not there." "No." "It's gone." "He's dying." "You're dead." "Your term is completed." "One, two, three, four five six." "Oh, you son of a bitch." "Welcome to the Penal Colony of French Guiana whose prisoners you are and from which there is no escape." "First attempts at escape add two years in solitary to existing sentences." "Second attempts, add five more." "Of course, more serious offenses are dealt with in this fashion." "Hello, Papi!" "Don't take advantage." "I'm in handcuffs." "Make the best of what we offer you and you will suffer less than you deserve." "Dismissed." "Move!" "ln the bunkhouse!" "I have hot soup, with real meat in it." "Dega sent it to you." "My name is Maturette." "How are you?" "Pretty good." "You'd be in much better health, you know, if you'd given them my name." "I almost did." "Someone once said that temptation resisted is the true measure of character." "How'd you get out of Kilo 40?" "It was the rankest sort of corruption." "Suffice it to say the warden now has a new house and I've become his chief clerk." "Papi, look...." "My wife and lawyer have convinced certain members in the Ministry of Justice that my sentence was a bit harsh." "Some months back I asked them to look into your case and they've made some headway." "One of the principle witnesses against you may be willing to change his story for a price." "If this happened, when would it be?" "You could be out in perhaps three years." "Too long." "No, it isn't." "And with a good job, the time will pass very quickly." "Listen, my friend." "You owe me nothing." "Tell me what you want." "A boat." "I should have known." "...for a price." "If this happened, when would it be?" "You could be out in perhaps three years." "Too long." "No, it isn't." "And with a good job, the time will pass very quickly." "Listen, my friend." "You owe me nothing." "Tell me what you want." "A boat." "I should have known." "Papi, don't you remember me?" "Clusiot." "Yeah." "What happened to your eyes?" "I put some ground-up castor beans in 'em, so I'd look sick enough to get in here." "Why?" "I'm going with you." "What?" "Yeah." "Listen...." "Dega's got you on the x-ray list for tomorrow." "The x-ray doctor, he's a convict." "Some kind of Hindu or something." "He's got somebody on the outside who can sell you a boat if the price is right." "When do we run, Papi?" "Soon." "I'll talk to that doctor tomorrow." "The last boat I obtained was for a sex murderer." "They shot him to pieces six miles down the river, poor man." "But the boat stood up very well." "You have the heart of an ox." "What kind of a boat?" "Fourteen feet, complete with compass, sails, tools, clothes." "The generator begins." "Science takes over!" "You know, x-rays are quite worthless." "They always have been." "Lie down, please, on the back." "How much would it cost?" "Fr 3,000 in advance, which you pay to me and I pay to Pascal, who provides everything." "Draw a deep breath, please, and hold completely still." "Another Fr 3,000 you must pay directly to Pascal when he delivers the boat." "Exhale, please, and turn over." "If I decide to make a deal, how do we handle it?" "Have no fear." "Ways will be found." "Trust me for everything." "The last time I did that cost me two years in solitary." "So, you have been cheated, eh?" "Well, happily for you, money doesn't tempt me." "I'm after bigger game." "Draw a deep breath." "You see I killed my whole family." "All of them." "My wife and four little ones." "Exhale, if you haven't already." "You double-cross me, I'll kill ya." "Of course I would consider that a favor." "A very great favor." "One of these nights I might ask you to take that Turnkey into the toilet." "Show him a good time." "When you come out you'll get Fr 1,000." "Why?" "That's my business." "Your business is to make him happy for ten minutes." "Fr 1,000." "He's filthy." "All right, Fr 2,000." "Does that make him any cleaner?" "You think I'm a whore, don't you?" "Easy." "Well, you're wrong." "Next." "I'll do what you ask, on one condition:" "You keep your money and you take me with you." "No." "I'm the only one who can get you out of here." "You're" "I know." "I'm a queer, a fairy, a pouf, huh?" "But there's one thing you forgot." "You may have been framed, as you say you were but I wasn't." "Between the two of us I'm the one who's killed a man, not you." "Okay." "It's tonight during the concert." "I'll be there." "I have to." "I'm serving refreshments." "I think you ought to go with us, Louis." "You ought to." "Thank you." "But my wife is arranging for my release." "The letter from her is overdue." "Listen to me." "If your wife was here and you were in Paris with all that money how much would you pay to get her back?" "Everything I have." "And how much would she pay to get you back?" "That's why you should run." "Now, Louis, while you've got a chance." "But I have a chance without running." "Me, they can kill you, they own." "Goodbye." "Good luck." "Clusiot!" "Clusiot!" "Halt!" "Dega, you bastard!" "Guard!" "Shut up!" "Guard!" "Guard!" "Guard!" "Pull!" "Pull!" "Pull!" "Let's go." "Where's Clusiot?" "A guard got him." "Let's go." "Here!" "Here!" "Where's the other one?" "Right here." "Just a little twist." "Come on, come on." "There's your boat over there." "Fr 3,000." "You'd better check her out, see if she's okay." "Come on." "I'm in a hurry." "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "I wouldn't use those guns if you don't want the man hunters down on you." "I put two gallons of rum aboard." "Send me a postcard when you get to Honduras." "Let's have a drink of that rum." "Why, this goddamn boat's no good." "Look at it!" "I'll kill that bastard!" "The son of a bitch is made of kindling." "So is my leg." "I didn't twist my ankle, I fractured it." "You broke your leg?" "Why didn't you say something?" "I had the unworthy suspicion you might leave me behind." "You're goddamn right I would have." "It's broken, all right." "We've got to set this." "I need your help." "I presume it'll be painful." "You bet it will." "I ask you to remember that that's my money that's sinking and that I'm here out of an act of unnatural heroism which prevented a guard from shooting you." "He probably would have missed me anyway." "Now relax." "What?" "Relax." "You're at the wrong end." "It'll only last a couple minutes." "Jesus!" "Hold him above the knee." "Ready?" "That finishes it." "How'd you do that?" "We've all got our sensitive spots." "What happened?" "He found a sensitive spot you didn't know you had." "Move and you're dead." "Turn around." "Throw that gun out in front of you." "You know I get Fr 200 for one of these." "I wouldn't want to lose it." "Turn around." "You and two others broke out of Saint Laurent last night, didn't you?" "That's right." "The others are at the boat?" "That's right." "And the boat's no good." "Not worth a damn." "Been expecting you." "Come on." "Don't shoot. lt's okay." "Caught these two man hunters asleep just before sunup." "They've been hanging around for two days waiting on ya." "Each time he sells that boat, it's in worse shape than the last time." "You like this?" "Oh, very much." "I did too, at the time, but I was drunk." "Here, take this." "Cut yourself some bamboo from around here and lash it together with sailcloth." "I'll be back around sunset." "I'll tow you up river to Pigeon Island." "You can get a boat there, if you've got enough money." "If you haven't got enough money they'll probably kill ya." "It doesn't matter much to them." "They're all lepers." "Noisy son of a bitch." "Do dogs carry leprosy?" "Well the hell with it." "You better take this" "I don't want to fight these people." "I just want to try to talk them out of a boat." "Who are you?" "Escaped prisoner, Papillon." "Where are the other two?" "They're down on the beach." "One's got a broken ankle." "Come in." "You have two rifles." "That's right." "And you want a boat." "That's right." "But you're short of money." "That's right, too." "Why don't you have the courtesy to look at me when you speak?" "We do a lot of smuggling here." "We raid the mainland." "We steal boats." "When an outsider comes in we generally kill him, as a security measure." "That makes sense." "Well a man of Christian understanding." "Do you like cigars?" "When I can get 'em." "Try this one." "How did you know I have dry leprosy, that it isn't contagious?" "I didn't." "ln normal weather you should sight Honduras in three and a half maybe four weeks." "When you get there, you'll need some money." "We passed the hat." "Take it, it's disinfected." "If you're going to catch leprosy, it's better to catch it from money than from people." "Take it." "All we use it for is gambling bringing in women lepers from Albina." "We've always got enough for that." "Hurry up." "Get on board, you'll miss the tide." "Goodbye." "Honduras." "My leg!" "Get it off my leg!" "It's on my leg!" "Goddamn it!" "All right, come on." "Come on, one more." "I'm already so drunk I can't think." "Yeah." "That's what I want." "I want you to put this between your teeth." "It's going to hurt you, Louis." "If you want to yell, yell." "I certainly will." "I fooled you." "What?" "I fooled you, didn't I?" "One moment, please, seòores." "What do you want, Sergeant?" "Identification." "Who are you?" "We're fishermen." "Our friend here" "Goddamn it, we we made it!" "Amigo." "Por favor." "Those bastards trussed me up like a pig." "Trackers!" "Show your papers, please." "Por favor." "Seòor..." "Dinero, por favor." "What was your crime?" "Murder." "I wasn't guilty." "I've never killed anybody in my life." "If you did regain your freedom, what would you do with it?" "I haven't had much time to think about that." "If you are a thief or a murderer, by morning you might have stolen everything we have." "These are mine." "They were a gift." "You keep 'em, until I leave." "Are you awake?" "Yes, ma'am." "If you are sinful, you have made amends by feeding half the poor in Santa Marta." "If you are truly not sinful, you have nothing to fear." "God will watch over you." "Your five years in solitary confinement are at an end." "You've paid part of your debt to France." "Papi." "I'm free." "That's the only way off Devil's Island." "We try to take things easy here." "The sharks and the tide do the real guard work so it's live and let live unless you make trouble." "That one's empty." "You might as well take it." "But watch yourself around the other huts." "Someone might take you for a poacher and kill you." "How dare you sit there!" "This bench belongs to Captain Dreyfus!" "Who are you to sit on that bench?" "Nobody." "That's right." "Nobody." "Do you know who I am?" "Dega?" "Dega!" "Dega." "Dega!" "Louis." "Louis." "I wish you hadn't come here." "Are you fond of crayfish?" "Good." "You really think so?" "Best I've had in years." "Did you hear about my wife?" "She married my attorney, or else he married her although actually, it doesn't really matter." "I mean, it all works out to the same thing, don't you think?" "Well, I have not heard from her in about-- lt is nice here, isn't it?" "You've made it nice, Louis." "Really nice." "It's funny you and me ending up here." "We're the only ones left." "Do you ever wonder about it?" "No." "I do." "Get away!" "Get away!" "Get away!" "That's enough!" "They come in, steal from my garden." "Who does?" "Maybe I'd better go." "Yes." "I know your house." "There's no ghost in it." "My thoughts are with you." "Jesus!" "Louis!" "Come look." "Remember those seeds that Sergeant Santini gave me last month?" "They've come up." "We'll have carrots." "It said six weeks on the packet but it's only taken four." "If I could find a way to get off this island, would you like to come with me?" "Oh, yes, of course." "Get away!" "Freddie, you know better than that." "I've got no money." "They took it all." "Forget about that." "You can't buy your way out of here." "Then how?" "I don't know yet." "Then, then we don't have to discuss it." "Tell me, do you like tomatoes?" "I have some extra seeds." "You might like to start your own garden." "You see, it's a horseshoe." "When the waves break they have no place else to go except go back out again." "Well, you can't launch a boat from here." "ln fact, there's no place on the entire island where you can launch a boat." "Bags of coconuts tied together, just throw 'em over float out on a wave." "Then what happens?" "The mainland's only 24 miles." "You just drift with the current." "Only two days." "You're certain?" "Yeah." "It seems so, so desperate." "Yeah." "You think it will work?" "Does it matter?" "Get!" "Now, that's not yours." "Now, you get away." "I'm not going to tell you again." "Here you are, Freddie." "Freddie's not feeling well today and you should appreciate that fact." "Here we are." "Okay, little one." "All right." "Freddie!" "Freddie, that's not for you, that's Adam's." "Come here, Adam." "Let's take a walk." "Certainly. lsn't that a little small?" "lt's just to try it with." "Certainly." "You know, I've been thinking of building a porch." "There's not a home on the entire island with a porch." "Not even Sergeant Santini has a porch." "What do you think, huh?" "Come on." "It was the wrong wave." "Oh, yeah." "They come in a series of seven." "And the seventh wave is big enough to take us both out beyond the point of return." "Are you certain?" "Yeah." "Excellent." "Oh, if we're going I'd better pick those carrots." "Fourth wave." "Ready?" "I must tell you something." "Louis, you don't have to say anything." "I meant to." "I'm sorry." "I know." "You'll be killed." "You know that?" "Maybe." "Please, don't do it." "Hey, you bastards, I'm still here!" "Papillon made it to freedom." "And for the remaining years of his life he lived a free man." "This, the infamous penal system in French Guiana did not survive him." "Subtitles by Jerry H-luzmaN H*S*P"

"CITY OF GOD" "Fuck, the chicken's got away!" "Go after that chicken, man!" "Get that chicken!" "If it's a good photo, I'll get a job at the paper." "You think so, Rocket?" "Gotta take the risk." "You'd risk your life for a picture?" "Forget it!" "You think I want to meet up with that motherfucking hood?" "Get that chicken, bro!" "Motherfucker!" "I told you to grab that chicken!" "Outta my way!" "Get that chicken!" "If Li'l Ze catches you, he'll kill you." "Yeah, well, he's gotta find me first." "Hey, kid!" "Get that chicken!" "Get that chicken!" "Shit!" "The cops!" "Don't fucking run off!" "Give me that." "Hey, Melonhead!" "You fucking fag!" "A picture could change my life, but in the City of God, if you run away, they get you and if you stay, they get you too." "It's been that way ever since I was a kid." "You're useless, man!" "Go get the ball!" "Fucking useless!" "Hey, kid!" "Give me the ball, I wanna play." "You wanna mess with me?" "Fuck off." "What's your name?" "Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself." "My name's Rocket." "Some advice, Rocket." "Don't let Li'l Dice touch that ball." "He sucks." "You lose, pal." "That's Shaggy." "To tell the story of the City of God," "I have to start with him." "8... 9, 10, 11..." "But in order to tell Shaggy's story," "I must tell the story of the Tender Trio." "Well, Shaggy?" "The gas truck's coming." "What are you fucking around for?" "You're not gonna chicken out." "The notorious Tender Trio was legendary in the City of God." "Shaggy," "Clipper, and Goose." "Tagging along were always Li'l Dice and Benny," "Shaggy's brother." "I never had the courage to follow my brother, Goose." "Okay, let's go." "Come on, Goose." "Let's go!" "Stop this fucker!" "Stop or I'll shoot, motherfucker!" "Get out!" "Hurry up, asshole!" "Gimme the money!" "Who wants gas?" "More!" "You wanna die for your boss' damn money?" "Shitloads of money here!" "You see, asshole?" "Fuck!" "The cops!" "Clear out!" "The place is crawling with cops!" "Shaggy!" "The ball, Goose, it's yours!" "Back then, I thought the guys in the Tender Trio were the most dangerous hoods in Rio." "Here!" "Buy some new balls." "But they were just amateurs." "Even my brother, Goose." "Rocket, give this money to dad." "But don't tell him it's from me." "Okay?" "Hey, Stringy!" "Yeah?" "Look how much I've got." "We came to the City of God hoping to find paradise." "Many families were homeless due to flooding and acts of arson in the slums." "A street light!" "We'll have electricity!" "The bigwigs in government didn't joke around." "Homeless?" "Off to City of God!" "There was no electricity, paved streets or transportation." "But for the rich and powerful our problems didn't matter." "We were too far removed from the picture postcard image of Rio de Janeiro." "Do you think I can become a lifeguard one day?" "I don't know." "Being a lifeguard is better than a fishmonger." "I don't want to sell fish." "It stinks." "Are you insulting your father?" "No." "So what do you want to be?" "I don't know." "Not a hood or a policeman." "Why not?" "I'm scared of getting shot." "Put that thing away, kid." "Are you nuts?" "Pointing that gun at me?" "Take it easy with the kid, Goose." "Li'l Dice is with me." "Right, I'm a gangster too." "That gas truck didn't bring much." "So what?" "We rob gas trucks every day." "One today, another tomorrow." "No, we need to rob some rich guy's house." "That's the only way to get outta here." "Hell, no." "What you need is to follow my plan." "That's it." "The little fart's getting too big for his britches!" "He gets high and starts talking bullshit." "You two junkies aren't worth half as much as that kid." "What you got in mind, Li'l Dice?" "To be a real hood you need more than just a gun." "You need ideas." "And Li'l Dice had them." "Is that the motel?" "Yeah." "We go in, grab the money and get out." "No killing, got that?" "I need this." "Don't touch my gun, kid." "Don't ever do that again." "Don't point at me." "Fuck you." "Don't point your finger at me!" "Stop acting like a baby!" "Here's yours." "Awesome!" "Let's go!" "Not so fast!" "What?" "You stay here and keep watch." "If the cops come, shoot that window over there." "Why me?" "Let that dork do that." "Look." "I gave you this great plan, for free." "While that guy's absolutely useless!" "You just had the idea." "Exactly!" "You're just a kid, remember?" "You cover us, okay?" "You'll get your turn." "Stop trying to rush things." "You stay there." "This is a hold-up, bitch." "You should be studying or working." "You don't even look like hoodlums." "Instead, you ought to be working or studying, boy." "Shut up!" "What a pain in the ass!" "Okay, Clipper?" "Shall we go in?" "I didn't order anything." "It's on the house, sir." "Hand over the money!" "Keep calm, all I want is your cash." "Don't point that..." "Your wallet..." "Hey, man." "What kind of whorehouse is this?" "You from the church?" "Yes, brother." "Give it to me!" "Slut!" "You're fat and flabby!" "Wanna take her place?" "What's going on?" "The cops!" "Let's beat it!" "Let's go!" "Take that car." "I'll go get Li'l Dice." "Jesus, what a car!" "Something fucked up." "Li'l Dice is gone." "The cops are shooting, let's go!" "Slow down!" "Hold on." "You said you knew how to drive." "I do, so cool it!" "Turn!" "Watch out!" "You fucking asshole!" "Hey, I didn't do it on purpose." "No one saw anything." "So keep your mouths shut, understand?" "Hold on, I twisted my ankle." "Goose fucked up his ankle." "It fucking hurts." "Take him into the woods." "I'll shoot to distract the cops." "In God we trust." "In God we trust." "Pass me the telephone, Penguin." "Shorty is another notorious guy in the City of God." "But it's not yet time to tell the story." "It fucking hurts, Goose." "Shut up." "You sound like a damn sissy, man." "Climb up!" "No one saw anything?" "How odd!" "A car crashes into a bar and no one saw a thing." "I suppose you didn't see anything either?" "As usual, no one saw, no one knows." "So what's up, Shorty?" "They're hiding in the woods." "Hello, Melonhead." "I have this feeling that they're out in the woods." "The motherfuckers." "They're out in the woods." "Felipe, lock up the car." "Rangel, come with me." "I can't see a thing." "How the hell can they see?" "Fucking jungle." "They stole a fortune at that motel." "I know." "What if we took the money?" "Are you craz?" "I'm not getting mixed up in that." "I want to exterminate these guys." "What?" "Since when is stealing from niggers and thieves a crime?" "It won't be hard to nab them." "I have a stoolie in the City." "Did you hear those shots?" "If I catch one of them, I'll kill him." "Maracana!" "Open the door." "What's the matter?" "The cops are after me." "Shaggy!" "The cops are on my ass!" "Hide me!" "Quick, come in." "Shit." "I thought the cops would be down there all night." "I had a vision, Goose." "You been smoking something?" "You've had a job, right?" "Yeah." "What's it like?" "What do people say?" "I worked with my father." "And fathers talk a lot of shit." "You know what, Goose?" "I'm getting out, I don't want to die." "This gangster's life isn't for me." "Wait!" "The cops are still down there." "I don't give a shit." "I'm going back to the church." "I will say of the Lord," "He is my refuge and my fortress, in Him will I trust." "Fear not the terror by night, nor the arrow that flies by day." "Stop, motherfucker!" "Don't move!" "Stop, or I'll shoot!" "shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty." "The hold-up at the motel went down as the bloodiest in history." "The destinies of the outlaws then took different paths." "I don't think this guy was involved in the heist." "See here?" "He's a worker, not a hoodlum." "I'll make him one now." "Destiny put Clipper back into the hands of God." "Shaggy was in Bernice's hands." "And Goose was in my father's hands." "Why do you do these things?" "You think I'm a fool?" "From now on, you'll work with me." "Your younger brother will keep an eye on you." "You listen to me." "If I catch you with money that isn't yours," "I'll kill you." "That goes for you too." "Get changed!" "You start work immediately." "Having a hood as a brother sucks." "You always end up footing the bill." "Don't worry." "Dad's mad at me, but he'll get over it." "Give me that, Rocket." "It's not for you." "You have to study." "Getting shot doesn't scare you?" "I'm a hood because I got no brain." "But you're smart." "You should study." "I go to school because I don't like physical work." "Promise me something." "That you'll never touch this gun." "Promise?" "Let's shake." "We'd better hurry." "I'm gonna sell a lot of fish." "And don't laugh." "You grinned when I got slapped." "Who, me?" "I saw you." "What is it, Shaggy?" "Cat got your tongue?" "Your fidgeting behind me makes me nervous." "I'm thinking of what to say to you." "You're thinking, as well?" "Don't." "It'll be your downfall." "My heart has chosen you." "And I follow my heart." "Are you pulling my leg?" "You never heard of love at first sight?" "Hoods don't love, they desire." "You cut down everything I say." "Hoods don't talk, they smooth-talk." "Well, I'll stop wasting my breath on you." "Hoods don't stop, they take a break." "Talking to you about love sure is complicated." "It's not love, it's a con game." "It's just that I love you." "You just might end up convincing me." "After the hold-up, there were constant police raids in the slum." "Every day, someone went to jail, someone was nailed." "But no one had seen anything." "No one knew anything." "No one blabbed to the cops about where the thieves were hiding out." "Shaggy." "Why don't you change your life?" "Get a job instead of lying around in bed all day." "Good-for-nothing!" "What do you mean?" "You think you can make money working?" "Go ahead." "That's right, Shaggy." "What do you think I do all day?" "Take it easy, baby." "You know all I want is to be with you have kids, and a farm, raise chickens, grow pot and get high." "Sure!" "For me, that's nothing but smooth-talk." "What?" "I almost got rich with that motel job." "Are you kidding?" "The cops are still looking for you because of the deaths in the motel." "What deaths?" "What are you talking about?" "Did you see anything?" "You don't know shit, so shut up." "You weren't there." "I didn't kill anyone." "I bet it's those fucking policemen, and I'm the one taking the rap." "They even nabbed Li'l Dice." "So don't bring it up again!" "I don't care who did it." "It wasn't me." "Let me just say." "I don't want my kid's father to be a hoodlum." "You're all alone, Shaggy." "All alone?" "That's right!" "Clipper's gone religious." "Hallelujah!" "Goose is working." "Ass-kisser!" "And you?" "I haven't changed." "So what?" "They've deserted me, that's all." "Then I'm deserting you too." "I'm splitting, Shaggy." "Come with me, if you want." "Otherwise, I'll go alone." "Fish for sale!" "My brother had promised to stop messing around." "But a hood doesn't stop, a hood takes a break." "Goose began messing around with Shorty's wife." "I have trout." "But for special customers like you," "I also have a kisser fish." "Hey, that's a mullet!" "Doesn't your husband go down on you?" "No." "Mine, before entering me, has to use his tongue." "For about half an hour." "And from behind?" "Do you let him?" "Good God, no." "Doesn't it hurt?" "The first few times." "Then you'll see, it's fantastic." "But you need a banana." "What for?" "You're missing the good things in life, girl!" "You take a banana, warm it up..." "Put it up your thing, while he takes you from behind." "It's a real rush!" "Ask your husband." "I couldn't." "You don't know him." "He's liable to beat me." "Try him." "Men go wild for smut like that." "Motherfucking nigger!" "Slut!" "Whoring bitch!" "Rocket, give me your shorts." "Quick!" "Take them off, dammit!" "I'm not going naked in the street." "You want your brother to die?" "Give me your shorts." "Now!" "Give me your shirt." "Your shorts!" "Hurry up!" "I knew it." "It's always me who forks up for that bum." "The bastard ran off." "That's his brother." "That brat there?" "I'll castrate that fucker." "Fish!" "Fish for sale!" "Hey, kid, come over here." "Where's your brother?" "He's not working today." "Oh yeah?" "Get in." "I didn't do anything." "Get in!" "What about my fish?" "Hurry it up, kid!" "I don't want to lose my fish!" "Forget your fish." "Give me that." "My father will kill me." "That doesn't matter." "Let's go." "There's nothing here." "That day, my father swore he never wanted to see my brother again." "Let's go, Felipe." "And he never did." "No one ever saw him in the slum again." "The story of the Tender Trio was coming to an end." "Li'l Dice?" "Shit, man." "I thought you were a goner at the motel." "You're fucking loaded!" "Don't, Benny." "That's our money." "Fuck you." "Cut the crap and give me the money." "Benny." "Tell your brother Shaggy that Shorty is squealing." "I'm leaving the slum." "But Shorty had his hands full." "Let's go see, Stringy." "A neighbor called the police before sunrise." "The tabloids went to town:" ""Man Buries Wife Alive in the City of God"" "Along with reporters, the place was swarming with cops." "The hoodlums took off." "You wanna die?" "It's you who's gonna die if you don't do what I say." "And show the lady more respect." "Let's go, dammit!" "There are cops ahead." "Fuck them, let's go." "Where to?" "Anywhere, just go." "What's the matter?" "Have mercy!" "This car is a piece of junk." "My ass!" "Start the damn thing!" "It needs a push." "Push, Shaggy!" "Push!" "You?" "You want to arrest the thieves?" "Over there." "Nab that guy over there!" "Run, Shaggy!" "Stop the car!" "This way!" "He's over here." "We got that son of a bitch!" "The bastard!" "He's a murderer." "On the day Shaggy died I remember the crowds and a camera." "I'd always wanted to have one." "Let's go to school." "Well?" "Let's go to the beach." "But we have an exam." "So what?" "Everyone else is at the beach." "Come on, let's go!" "She's in a bikini, but doesn't want to go." "What's that saying you have?" "The sun is for everyone." "The beach, for those who deserve it." "I bought my first camera when I was 16." "Like all poor people, I started at the bottom with the world's cheapest model." "So, Rocket?" "How are things going?" "Any luck getting laid yet?" "Zilch." "Angelica." "I was craz about her." "So, Rocket, still clicking away?" "She was gorgeous and the only girl in our gang who screwed." "I wanted to lose my virginity with her." "With her, buddy?" "She's got a guy." "So?" "I'm not jealous." "Her father's a sergeant." "No one's perfect." "Closer together!" "I was the official photographer of our gang." "The gang of groovies." "Everyone paid to have copies of the pictures." "Tiago, move back a little." "Is this okay?" "Perfect." "I need a joint." "Instead of smoking, man, you should snort coke." "It's far out." "You snort, Tiago?" "I prefer a good toke." "If you like, I can get it for you." "You can?" "Then go on, move your ass!" "But the choice stuff is coke." "That's a real nercotic." "Narcotic!" "Your mouth is all salty, Tiago." "Screw you." "You want to be a lifeguard, Stringy?" "You're never in the water." "My dad's a lifeguard." "I'll bet you a beer I swim better." "You're on." "If you like," "I can go get you a joint at Blacky's." "I'd have done anything to please her." "Buy her pot, coke." "I could go to the top dogs to buy quality stuff at a good price" "because the local boss was a former classmate:" "Blacky." "Who is it?" "Rocket." "How are things down there?" "Fine." "And the kids?" "Fine too." "You want to buy or smoke a joint?" "Buy." "Come in, buddy." "Who is it?" "This was Blacky's turf." "But it hadn't always been his." "Hey, Blacky." "Fuck, Li'l Dice." "You show up like this at my place?" "Who said it was your place?" "Dona Zelia began selling drugs here in order to raise her daughters." "She also gave away drugs to boys at times in return for special favors." "Her favorite was "Big Boy"." "One day, he grew very big!" "Zelia's operation was so amateur that he had no trouble seizing it from her." "Big Boy used the neighborhood kids as dealers." "What about my pot?" "Stick it up your ass." "The best dealer was Carrot." "He earned Big Boy's trust," "and moved up to become a manager." "Blacky, 20 for us and 5 for you, okay?" "One day a buddy of Carrot's showed up." "His name was Aristotle." "My wife needs an operation." "His family had taken Carrot in when he was down and out." "He couldn't refuse to help a brother in need." "Here's the dope." "I want the dough no later than Friday." "You've bailed me out, brother." "Friday." "He's my buddy, practically my brother, Big Boy." "Give him another week." "Either you kill him, or I'll kill you." "Carrot had no choice." "I said Friday." "Don't do it, man." "Carrot wanted to kill Big Boy, but it wasn't necessary." "Big Boy hadn't paid off the cops." "He died in jail." "Carrot took everything that belonged to Big Boy, but didn't want the apartment." "The place was ill-fated." "Carrot gave it to his most trusted dealer, Blacky." "Here. 150 bags." "Give me more." "That's how he took over the local trade." "But not for long." "Who is it?" "Go see." "Hey, Blacky." "Fuck, Li'l Dice." "You show up like this at my place?" "Who said it was your place?" "Yeah, who?" "Something wrong, Li'l Dice?" "Li'l Dice, my ass." "My name is Li'l Ze now." "Li'l Ze had always wanted to be boss of the City of God, ever since he was called "Li'l Dice"." "They're having fun, and not me?" "I want to get out of here." "What, kid?" "Your friend took everything." "What do you want?" "That night, Li'l Dice satisfied his thirst to kill, though he knew Shaggy would never forgive him." "To avoid being punished he left the City of God." "He had to work hard for peanuts." "Yeah, Benny!" "Li'l Dice and Benny managed well." "They had the gift of crime." "You have more money than me." "It was my idea." "The only problem was running into an older hoodlum like my brother, Goose." "Li'l Dice?" "Shit, man." "I thought you were a goner at the motel." "You're fucking loaded!" "Don't, Benny." "That's our money." "Benny, tell your brother Shaggy that Shorty is squealing." "I'm leaving the slum." "Goose!" "From Shaggy." "You'll need it." "From one hit to the next, Li'l Dice grew up." "At 18, he was the most respected hood in the City of God." "You're of age now, watch out!" "He was one of the most wanted robbers in Rio." "Li'l Dice, how's it going?" "Happy birthday." "I'm so glad you've turned 18." "Get lost, Tuba!" "Excuse me, amigo." "Give me a beer!" "Didn't you see me, prick?" "Sorry, man." "Up yours!" "The next time, I'll waste you, asshole!" "Fag!" "Li'l Dice was ready for anything." "I wanna talk." "And he was itching to start." "Who are the fattest cats here?" "There are tons of them." "Look at Jerry Adriani gold chain, snazz clothes." "Look at Pereira and the chick he's with" "Bernice." "She was my brother's girl." "Check out his car." "Then there's Blacky." "Covered in gold." "Gold chain, gold watch." "Look at Carrot, and his car." "They're all dealers." "They're all fucking loaded." "Hold-ups bring in chickenshit." "The big bucks are in drugs." "I see." "Especially in selling coke." "But you need money." "Not really." "We'll kill these clowns and take over their business." "When do we start?" "Now." "Exu-the-Devil is the light that shines forth." "He brought you here." "Why remain in the City of God where God has forgotten you?" "I know what you want." "You want power." "I have something which will give it to you." "To change your fate, I give you my protector, boy." "But you mustn't fornicate with the amulet otherwise, you'll die." "The boy is no longer called Li'l Dice but Li'l Ze." "Li'l Ze will grow up." "You'll stick with me, I'll stick with you." "Li'l Dice became Li'l Ze and he began to kill." "He started one morning, taking over Jerry Adriani's racket." "By that night, almost all of the rackets in the slum were his." "The only business he didn't touch was Carrot's since he was a friend of Benny's." "All that was left was the apartment" "But that would be easy." "Who is it?" "Hey, Blacky." "Fuck, Li'l Dice." "You show up like this at my place?" "Who said it was your place?" "Something wrong, Li'l Dice?" "Li'l Dice, my ass." "My name is Li'l Ze now." "Li'l Ze, see?" "You're a goner, bastard." "Don't kill him." "He understands." "Right, Blacky?" "It's all yours." "I don't want no trouble, okay?" "I should have taken this chance to avenge my brother's death." "You'll live, but you'll work for us." "Understand?" "That's easy to say." "Where are you going?" "He's clean, Li'l Ze." "What's your name, kid?" "Rocket." "He's Goose's brother." "Goose?" "The late Goose." "Quick, kid." "Run along." "Tell everyone that this business now belongs to Li'l Ze." "And that we'll be selling coke." "Got that?" "Cocaine." "Where's the turf?" "Over there, on the left." "Selling drugs is like any other business." "The supplier delivers the merchandise which is then packaged on the premises." "It's done in an assembly line." "Boring as hell." "Pot is wrapped up in "lids"." "Cocaine is put into packets, and then into bundles of 10 or 100." "You can even make a career in dealing drugs." "The kids start out as delivery boys." "They're paid to run errands and take messages." "Then they become lookouts." "If the police arrive, the kites disappear and everyone scrams." "Later, you become a dealer or a "vapor"." "When the heat's on, the "vapor" quickly evaporates." "Moving up the ladder, you have the "soldier"." "And if the guy is good at math, he can become a manager, the boss's right-hand man." "The police receive their part and don't make trouble." "Since Li'l Ze killed off all of his enemies, there were no shoot-outs in the City of God." "You could drive there." "The playboys felt safe buying their drugs there." "The City teemed with addicts and Li'l Ze grew rich." "I can't decide which to wear." "This one's cool." "If dealing were legal," "Li'l Ze would have been man of the year." "But things were risky for me." "I was afraid of him." "And he was everywhere." "What a drag this guy is." "Whenever I wanted to smoke a joint" "I had to go see Carrot." "Half a lid." "Thanks." "But it was worth it." "I only smoked with Angelica." "She and Tiago had split up, so I made my move." "I was about to win her over." "These pictures are really great." "You think so?" "I look good here." "You look beautiful everywhere." "I'm serious." "Me too." "A setting sun, a deserted beach a long kiss." "I was sure this was it." "But the Runts arrived." "Can I have a toke?" "Here." "I'm going." "See you later." "Hold on, Angelica." "Your joint, man." "Keep it." "What a cool guy." "That was my first run-in with the Runts." "Steak and fries, Benny." "Great!" "Here." "A tip for you." "Really?" "Thanks." "Wanna eat something?" "No." "Wanna trade this watch?" "After Angelica left him," "Tiago began snorting more and more." "Is it your grandfather's?" "No, my dad's." "When a guy is really hooked he ends up in the hands of the dealer." "Two bags of ten." "One of ten." "Okay, one bag." "For Tiago, it was different." "Watch out!" "Sorry, godfather." "Godfather, my ass." "Did I baptize your kids?" "I'm sorry." "Now beat it." "Blacky, lend me your bike." "Hey, wanna race?" "Where to?" "Up to the highway." "Okay." "Ready?" "Go!" "Pretty tough, wasn't it?" "Yeah, you're good." "Where'd you buy those sneakers?" "Not far from here." "The shirt, as well?" "No, uptown." "Cool." "It's a designer shirt." "If I give you money can you buy me one?" "Shorts and a shirt?" "Buy whatever you can." "What size are you?" "Measure me." "With what, man?" "Shit, with your hand." "Shoe size?" "Turn around." "Hey, Benny!" "You got the digs?" "Just one pair of pants?" "No, there's more." "You like it?" "Yeah." "There's some change." "Keep it." "Cool." "This is Benny." "This is Rocket." "Hi." "I know him." "I've become a playboy." "Hey, gangsters, listen to this." "Watch out." "Groovies shake their asses before laying a big one." "Oh yeah?" "Fuck off, you bastards!" "Making fun of me?" "Asshole!" "Benny, didn't I tell you to shoot Carrot?" "He's endangering the slum." "Cool it." "Go talk to him." "I'm gonna kill that fucker." "Stop trying to wipe out everyone." "I'm gonna kill him." "Don't worry, Angelica." "The guys in here are cool." "Sure, I'm not worried." "You gonna dance, Benny?" "What about Carrot?" "Go talk to the guy." "Benny was the coolest hood in the City of God." "He gave away pot, paid for drinks." "Li'l Ze was the opposite." "He had one obsession:" "to be the boss of the slum." "He wanted an excuse to take over Carrot's racket." "Hey, Carrot." "What's up?" "You shouldn't let the Runts do hold-ups in the slum." "You look after your section, I'll look after mine." "Got that?" "I'm gonna get a drink." "Hey, Rocket!" "How's it going?" "Great." "Hey, Benny!" "How's it going?" "Hey, Tiago." "How are you?" "Good." "May I?" "Sure." "Wanna dance?" "Is it okay at your place?" "No problem." "My parents are out." "You'll be all alone with her." "You can lose your virginity tonight." "Not so loud, man!" "Everyone will hear." "You're beautiful." "Thank you." "Shit!" "Nothing's happening." "Look, man, I know the Runts are associated with you." "Think I'm a sucker, you little brat?" "You want to take my racket?" "I want to talk to you because you're fucking useless." "Get your hand away!" "The Runts are screwing up our security, man." "Give the baby his bottle." "Carrot, just ask the kids to cool it, okay?" "Carrot's useless." "He lets the Runts do hold-ups in his section." "The police come around and that's bad for business." "I'll do it only because I like you." "But you need to change that baby's diapers." "I'll show you who's the baby." "Tell the kids that in my slum no one robs or rapes!" "No wonder you're "Little" Ze!" "The Runts were kids who didn't respect the laws of the slum." "They would mug residents, hold up bakeries, especially in Carrot's section." "What are you doing?" "You rob me all the time!" "But they didn't know that the City had a boss now." "THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING US" "The City had became much safer for residents." "There were hardly any hold-ups now." "You just had to go see Li'l Ze." "Let's go." "Don't hurt the Runts." "I won't touch them." "Hi, Steak." "How's it going, Lil Ze?" "Wanna take a walk, Steak?" "With you?" "Hold on." "Mom, I'm going out with my friends." "That's the best chicken I ever ate." "The old guy was scared shitless." "Feeling sorry for him?" "You're craz, man!" "Why not stick up a bank or a supermarket?" "Peanuts." "Drugs are where it's at." "Yeah, selling drugs." "But you have to start out as a delivery boy." "You wanna be a delivery boy?" "It's a rip-off." "It takes a long time to move up." "You have to wait till an older guy gets killed to move up." "I don't wanna wait till some guy croaks." "I'm gonna do what Li'l Ze did." "I'm gonna wipe them all out." "Talking about me, kid?" "The boss is here." "Come back, you brat!" "They're quick, those kids." "They run fast." "They're all gone except you." "Any others?" "You're gonna pay for the ones that escaped." "You choose." "Shall I shoot you in the hand or foot?" "Come on, choose!" "Hand or foot?" "Choose, for fuck's sake!" "Hand." "The little hand, eh?" "Cool." "Hey, Steak'n'fries, let's see what you're made of." "Choose and then kill one of them." "Leave it." "I'll do it." "Butt out, Tuba." "This is for him." "Go on, Steak." "Go on, choose one and shoot." "Come on, I haven't got all day." "Kill one of them." "I wanna see what you're made of." "Well done!" "You did it." "You're one of us." "Very good, Steak." "Get up, brat." "Go back to your rat hole." "Without limping!" "Tell your buddies that no one robs in Lil Ze's slum." "Go now." "And no limping, okay?" "Cool, Lil Ze." "While Li'l Ze was winning the respect of the residents." "Benny was winning Angelica's heart." "As for me, I was still a virgin, single and broke." "I had no choice." "I had to take a job in a supermarket." "I worked long hours for chickenfeed." "I wanted to be laid off so I could buy a camera with the severance pay." "But things didn't work out that way." "It's the guy on the beach." "Hey, bro!" "Still smoking good stuff?" "Yeah." "That guy's too cool." "Hey, kid." "Come here." "Lift up your shirt." "We give these slum kids a chance and they don't appreciate it." "What about my severance pay?" "What severance pay?" "That fucking manager thought I was part of the gang." "You're fired for serious misconduct." "Get out." "Immediately!" "I didn't get a single cent." "It was like a message from God:" ""Honesty doesn't pay, sucker. "" "The bus sure took a long time to come." "I should already be at work." "Shit, hide that gun." "Are you nuts?" "It was Goose's." "It's broken anyway." "The company runs few buses on this line." "It's never anyone's fault." "It's always someone else." "It's my grandfather's fault." "And then, they make us squeeze!" "Have a nice evening, ma'am." "I know that guy." "He lives in the City." "He'll recognize us." "So?" "He couldn't care less if we take his boss' money." "Okay." "Let's go." "Well, boys?" "Aren't you from the City of God?" "Yeah." "I'll let one of you through without paying." "You should study so you can get out of the slum." "It's too full of cops and hoodlums." "Did you study?" "I was in school and in the army." "I was the best marksman in my barracks." "This job was all I could find afterwards." "But I do karate." "If I'm hired somewhere," "I'll leave the slum." "Do you fight, then?" "I'm for peace and love." "But if I have to." "He didn't know he would have to." "But not yet, it's not time to tell Knockout Ned's story." "We should be going." "Let's go." "Goodbye." "Thanks." "See you." "I couldn't do it." "He was such a cool guy." "Yeah, totally." "That's Gerson's brother." "Let's go home." "There's nothing here except that bakery over there." "What will you say?" "I don't know." ""This is a hold-up"." "Here's my number." "You like soul or groovy?" "Soul." "That one didn't work either." "The counter girl was just too fo xy." "And she flirted with me." "Will you call me?" "I couldn't pull a gun on her, she was such a cool girl." "Yeah, I agree." "Excuse me." "I'm lost." "How do I get to Barra?" "To Barra?" "Yes." "I thought: "Tough luck for this guy from Sao Paulo. "" "In fact, we were going there." "You're kidding." "You're a lifesaver." "That's right." "Because no guy from Sao Paulo could ever be cool." "The body's over here." "We found it, Chief." "The forensic expert!" "Not a pretty sight, eh?" "You said it." "What a great singer." "You like him?" "I love music." "What about you?" "Tell me, do you also like pot?" "I can't say I've never tried it." "The devil recognizes his own." "Do you have papers?" "I think so." "I have some." "I'd always been an ace at rolling a joint." "If I'd had the same skill with girls," "I'd never have lost so many chances to lose my virginity." "For a Sao Paulo guy you're really cool." "Thanks, bro." "What did they use?" "A club or a rock." "And the child?" "Untouched." "Thank goodness." "How long ago?" "About four hours." "Can we take it away?" "Go ahead." "The murderer has to be from the City of God." "You bastard!" "You motherfucker!" "Did you have to kill your chick in the slum?" "The place is crawling with cops now!" "Come on, Li'l Ze." "Come on?" "Fuck you!" "I had to avenge my honor." "Her family's turned me in." "You won't have any problems." "The cops are everywhere because of you." "You're dead meat, asshole." "Let up, Li'l Ze." "You've punished him enough." "You know the law." "Anyone who kills in my slum has to die as an example." "That was his business, Li'l Ze." "Listen, you sonofabitch, get outta the slum." "You showed no respect, understand?" "You know what, Benny?" "You're too nice." "If you raise a snake, expect to get bitten." "He wasn't worth shit." "A dirty traitor." "Shut up, Tuba." "I'm going for a walk with my girl." "Okay, be careful." "When things calm down we'll get back to our business with Carrot, okay?" "You need a girlfriend, Li'l Ze." "Know what I'm thinking, Benny?" "That I'm so sexy?" "That too." "But I mean, you know what we could do?" "Make love again." "I'm serious." "We could go away from here." "This violence sucks." "Go where?" "To a farm." "We're really hippies at heart, aren't we?" "A farm?" "Peace and love?" "Benny was just too cool to go on being a hoodlum." "He succeeded in getting everybody together for his goodbye party." "The gangs." "The soul crowd." "The religious crowd." "One day, I'll go to church." "The samba crowd." "The groovy crowd." "And Li'l Ze, who had never danced in his life." "Want to dance with me?" "Want to dance with me?" "I didn't hear." "Want to dance?" "No, thank you, I'm with someone." "Hey, Rocket!" "Come, I want to talk to you, buddy." "You can't just split with that chick." "Why not?" "I'm gonna go live on a farm, smoke pot, listen to rock." "You wanna throw away everything we've accomplished for that bitch?" "She's not a bitch, she's my girl." "We'll take over Carrot's business, it'll be yours." "Leave Carrot alone, he's a good guy." "He's a motherfucker!" "See?" "Everyone's a motherfucker to you." "That's why I'm leaving." "I'm your friend, but I'm getting out." "You got to understand, I have to go." "I love you, man, but I've had enough." "Motherfucker, let's see if you have any balls." "What is this?" "You wanna die?" "Fuck off, bitch!" "Strip, nigger." "I wanna see your ass." "Hurry up!" "Take it all off!" "Now!" "I wanna see your ass." "Come on, faggot!" "Let's go, nigger!" "Show your ass to everyone!" "Please." "Strip, dammit!" "Hurry it up!" "What's up, Benny?" "This camera for a bag of coke?" "I don't deal anymore." "C'mon, do it for me." "You're my friend." "Is it stolen?" "It's okay, it's my dad's." "Your dad's?" "Give it to Li'l Ze." "Rocket would love this camera." "Yeah, here." "Great." "Here I am!" "You wanna be a photographer?" "Yeah." "Here's a present." "Shit, dude!" "This is great!" "Now move your ass." "Shake it!" "You'll take some great pictures." "Give me that." "Give me back the camera!" "No!" "What's your problem?" "Are you craz?" "They've killed Benny!" "Fuck!" "Call an ambulance!" "Where's the motherfucker who did it?" "Ze, Benny is dead." "No!" "Call a doctor!" "Get out of here, bitch!" "It's your fault!" "Motherfucker!" "Where's Carrot?" "Blacky's here." "He's in trouble." "I'm fucked." "Why?" "I'm fucked." "And you are too." "I think I killed Benny." "Li'l Ze's coming to take your place." "We can get him, he's in the dance hall." "You killed Benny?" "I didn't mean to." "He moved." "I was aiming at Li'l Ze." "Come on, let's go." "Blacky." "You killed the coolest hood in the City of God." "Let's go get Li'l Ze." "Carrot knew that without Benny only a miracle could save his business." "We're fucked, man." "But what better place for a miracle to happen than in the City of God?" "Look who's here." "My sugar babe." "Let me by." "Gimme a kiss, girl." "Let me by, please." "Have you seen what you look like?" "Come on, Li'l Ze." "Hi, honey." "Everything okay, baby?" "The problem was simple." "Li'l Ze was ugly." "Knockout Ned was handsome." "Knockout Ned could get any girl." "Li'l Ze had to pay or use force." "It was a duel between the handsome good guy and the ugly bad guy." "Let me go!" "Just enjoy it." "You're mine now." "Hey, faggot, your broad's really hot!" "I can't even look her in the face now." "Why didn't that fucker kill me?" "Hold on." "Why didn't I kill that fucker?" "Let's go back." "What about Carrot?" "We'll get back to him." "You gonna kill him?" "Knockout Ned, your chick's a slut." "Come out, motherfucker!" "Come out, you loser!" "Take it easy." "I'm going out." "Let me go." "Gerson!" "Come back, son!" "This doesn't concern you, kid." "We're here for your brother." "Let's talk, we can work it out." "My brother's a peaceful guy." "Is he too good-looking to come talk to me?" "Call him." "He hasn't done anything." "You know who I am?" "Li'l Ze, man." "He's Li'l Ze." "Call that motherfucker!" "Go on, man." "Calm down, I'll call him." "My arm!" "I hurt my arm." "Carrot will have to wait." "That loser got what he deserved." "Let's go!" "Gerson." "That bastard killed my brother." "I can't let that go." "Want a gun?" "My son." "Calm down, mom." "Please, mom." "Do it right, asshole." "There's no other way." "How'd I let that loser hit me?" "Shit, that's some hole." "It's as if we were brothers." "Shut up." "Both of us hurt in the arm." "You by one brother, me the other." "It would be really funny if we were brothers." "That Knockout Ned's not bad, eh?" "He came out of nowhere." "Shut up, Tuba!" "You're a fucking pain!" "It was as if the City of God had suddenly found a hero." "God bless you, son." "That kid was just asking to be killed." "Well done." "You did a good job." "You'd better go hide." "I thought Knockout Ned would start a revolution here." "But God had other plans." "Steak, where are all the dealers?" "They're hiding." "Li'l Ze is in a bad mood." "They get us hooked and then they go off and hide." "Do me a favor." "Go get some nose candy for me." "I'll try." "Tell them it's for Tiago, to keep my buzz going." "Steak'n'fries, go to Carrot's and tell him." "Li'l Ze says that if you kill Knockout, he'll leave you alone." "Hey, Knockout Ned." "Did you hear that?" "Grab the kid!" "You heard the boy?" "If you don't stick with us, you're dead." "I think you should join us." "We'll be partners." "Drugs aren't my thing." "This is just something between me and him." "Those guys aren't worth shit." "They'll do anything for power." "Like this kid." "They're all robots, like this punk here." "What's in your head, kid?" "Can't you see you're wrecking your life with that maniac and a bunch of trigger-happy fools?" "Are you craz?" "You're just a kid." "A kid?" "I smoke, snort," "I've killed and robbed." "I'm a man." "Shit, you have no idea!" "He's attached to his gang." "You should join up with us." "Shall we kill him?" "Steak, we're going to grind you." "Okay, I accept." "Great!" "Tell your boss that Knockout Ned and Carrot are now in command." "But on one condition :" "no killing of innocent people." "I can't accept that, understand?" "Okay, no innocent people." "Steak fucked up!" "Have you a gun for me?" "No, but we can hold up a gun store." "That's no problem." "I don't want to hold up anything." "I'm not a hoodlum." "This is a personal affair between me and him, okay?" "I'm not a hoodlum." "He raped your chick, killed your uncle and brother, gunned your house, and you killed one of his guys." "If you're not a hood, then get out." "This is a hold-up!" "The first time..." "Where are the revolvers?" "Knockout Ned saved a salesclerk form being shot by Carrot." "We said no killing!" "That's the rule." "We want the boss's money." "Everyone keep calm." "You want us to go?" "We do too." "Look at the ground!" "The second time, Carrot saved Knockout Ned's life." "Ned learned that there's an exception to every rule." "Exception to the rule." "Are you the manager?" "Yes." "This is a hold-up." "Everyone on the ground!" "On the ground!" "Give me the money!" "I'm not kidding." "The first person who moves is dead!" "The third time, the exception becomes the rule." "With the hold-up money" "Carrot and Knockout Ned prepared to face Li'l Ze." "Carrot could protect his business." "Knockout Ned, the best marksman in his battalion, wanted revenge." "First, the Italians." "This is a 9 mm." "Let me see." "Not bad, eh?" "The sight isn't well-aligned." "I'll give you a good price." "The 12mm." "The "hand job"." "See why?" "An Uzi, 9mm." "It's Israeli." "The star of David." "Jewish." "I want a 30-06." "Now we can start having fun." "The war's on." "Let's start with a prayer." "Our father who art in heaven," "Hallowed be thy name..." "Hoodlums have guns, but can't shoot." "One bullet from Knockout Ned was worth ten from Li'l Ze's gang." "Li'l Ze couldn't take it." "He counter-attacked." "The slum had been a purgatory, now it was hell." "I decided to get out." "That's how I became a reporter." "Great photo!" "I bet it's by Rogerio Reis." "What did I tell you?" "Like any pro," "I started at the bottom, way down at the bottom." "Without knowing what awaited me." "Instead of going home I'd go over to the paper." "A guy from the City of God worked in the lab." "Check this out." "He helped me move closer to what I loved most in life." "Hi, Rogerio." "How are you, Pierre?" "This is Rocket." "He's a photographer." "Hello, Rocket." "He's a fan of yours." "Really?" "You have good taste, Rocket!" "Well, I'm done." "I'm off." "See you." "What a cool guy!" "What should have been a swift revenge turned into an all-out war." "The City of God was divided." "You couldn't go from one section to the other." "Not even to visit a relative." "The cops considered anyone living in the slum a hoodlum." "People got used to living in Vietnam." "And more and more volunteers kept signing up to die." "This kid..." "What do you want?" "A boy from Carrot's gang punched me." "The war was an excuse for everything." "Li'l Ze's soldiers kicked my ass." "Take this .22." "The jerk who raped my sister is with Carrot." "Li'l Ze evicted my family." "Kill..." "Be respected." "I'm Tiago, a friend of Benny's." "Can you read?" "Can you add?" "I'm pretty good in business." "Okay, get to work." "What do you want?" "To get my father's murderer." "What's your name?" "My name's Otto." "What's the matter?" "He's a worker." "But he wants a gun." "He won't last a week." "A year later, no one remembered how it had all begun." "Take that!" "For both sides, the aim was to take over the enemy's business in order to buy more guns and take over more businesses." "I smoke, snort, I've killed and robbed." "I'm a man." "The media started taking an interest." "The police had to intervene." "A gang leader from the City of God was arrested today." "Manuel Machado, aka Knockout Ned, was hospitalized after being wounded by Li'l Ze's gang." "Our reporter interviewed him." "Is the war still going on?" "It's still going on." "Have many people died?" "Many have died." "Mostly innocent people." "Just knowing me is enough to get you killed by Li'l Ze." "The police don't go in there?" "They go after me, not him." "I've been in jail, while he goes on killing undisturbed." "And they don't arrest him." "Knockout Ned says the war will continue." "Police Chief Guedes has promised to arrest both of the gangs." "Motherfucker!" "I'm the boss here, but he gets his picture in the paper!" "Have you found mine?" "Just Knockout Ned's." "Keep looking." "At least my name's got to be in there." "There's nothing." "Can you read?" "Just the pictures." "Nothing." "Hey, what the fuck are you doing?" "It's just the want ads." "I don't care, read everything!" "But there aren't any articles." "Want a bullet in your head?" "Gotta show them who's boss here." "Give me the camera!" "No way!" "Take my picture, man." "I can't work it." "Go ahead." "I'll hold the Beretta." "Let me try." "Back off." "There's no click." "What a bunch of bozos!" "I'm fucked, with you guys." "I have an idea." "I'll go get a guy I know." "Hang loose." "Here he is." "Take the camera." "Well, kid?" "Aren't you a photographer?" "Make the camera work." "We can't do it." "Take our picture." "You fucking broke it." "It wasn't me." "I found it." "It has to be wound." "What's your name?" "Rocket." "Another picture, Rocket." "How about two rows?" "What?" "Two rows." "Everyone with their guns." "You're outside, for Christ's sake!" "Talk to him nicely, kid." "Sorry." "Move in, please." "Another one." "I think the roll's finished." "Then show us the pictures." "They have to be developed." "Developed?" "How much is it?" "Take this money." "And bring back the pictures." "I have to remove the film." "Keep the camera." "Benny wanted to give it to you, didn't he?" "It's yours." "Thanks." "Don't forget the pictures." "The photos, Rocket!" "Pierre!" "What?" "Can you develop this for me?" "I can't, Rocket." "I could get into trouble." "It's only for the paper's reporters." "I could risk my job." "Pierre?" "Yes, Rogerio?" "Develop these for me." "This one too, okay?" "I'm going to lunch." "You're lucky." "What size?" "What?" "For the enlargement, what size?" "Well..." "Whatever you think is best." "Here." "Thanks." "I'm in deep shit now." "I'm as good as dead." "Someone had signed my death sentence." "I wanted to bash the jerk's face in." "Are you Marina?" "You stole my photos." "Because of you, I'm dead." "Dead?" "Stole?" "What do you mean?" "Not so loud." "Not so loud?" "I'll be killed because of you." "You were gone, your photos were in the lab." "There's nothing I can do." "The photos in our lab are photos to be published in the paper." "I saw the photos, I published them." "You stole them." "I did not." "Here they are." "Give them to me." "Just a second." "Here are your photos." "Are there any others?" "Calm down." "What's your name?" "Rocket." "Rocket?" "Nice to meet you." "I'm Marina." "Now, relax." "I have money for you." "For your pictures." "Here, when we use a picture we pay the photographer." "Do you want to be a photographer?" "Yes." "Great start!" "On the front page." "How'd you get these photos?" "I live there." "Rocket, no photographer has ever been able to go in there." "If you could bring us more pictures of Li'l Ze, the paper would buy them." "We'd pay you." "Could you?" "I don't know." "What's the problem?" "The problem?" "I can't go there anymore at night." "And during the day?" "It's too risky." "Look, man!" "They've finally understood that I'm the boss." "What's your photographer-friend's name?" "Rocket." "He's good." "I'll take more to show the others." "So, Rocket, is it yes or no?" "It's a great opportunity." "Okay." "You made the right choice." "Very good!" "I'll give you some film, lenses, and even another camera." "I'll show you the equipment room." "There's another problem." "What is it?" "Where can I sleep tonight?" "I can't go back now." "This is a 135mm." "Will you be close up or far away?" "Far away." "Can you measure the light?" "Yes." "Aren't you too close?" "I don't know what spurred me to go talk to them like that." "Maybe I was going to die, but now I had a camera and a chance to become a photographer." "Watch out for the dog shit." "Not to mention that the night was still young." "Want something to eat?" "No, thank you, ma'am." "Nothing to eat?" "Nothing to drink?" "Ajoint?" "Try this." "It's time to go to sleep." "I'll show you your bed." "You have hot water, don't you?" "Yes." "You've never taken a hot shower?" "No." "What do you do?" "We heat up the kettle." "Why are you standing there?" "What room do I sleep in?" "Unfortunately, there's only one room." "You have to sleep with me." "I won't go into the details of my first sexual experience." "Just relax." "Because, elsewhere another more important sex scene for the slum was taking place." "Carrot was helping Knockout Ned escape without firing a shot." "The policeman guarding him was in the willing hands of the nurse." "And in the meantime to eliminate Carrot, Li'l Ze was investing in munitions." "He invested heavily, even if he couldn't pay." "Remember the double-barrel?" "I already have it." "This is a repeater rifle." "You don't have this one, the Browning." "It'll shoot down a plane." "I'm not shooting down planes." "And the one I asked for?" "The AR-15, Uncle Sam." "You can't get them in Brazil." "My ass, Uncle Sam." "I have a solution." "The Rugger." "Ever seen one?" "It's like the AR-15." "Same caliber, but lighter." "With an infrared sight?" "400 shots a minute?" "It depends." "It depends, my ass!" "Trying to fuck me over?" "I'll fuck you over first." "You leave now without the money or the guns." "What do I tell the boss?" "That's your problem." "You'll think of something." "You heard him, chubby?" "Get out." "Beat it, fatso." "Li'l Ze had made a big mistake." "He should have known that behind every salesman lies a supplier." "And they don't joke around." "Have you seen this?" "What do they need an AR-15 for?" "These stories will push the police to investigate." "They'll nab you." "And me, along with you." "Think I'm going to give you away?" "Don't worry, I'll take care of it." "But don't fuck up again." "Charlie!" "Come here!" "Listen, you tell him." "Let's go make that sleaz little dealer pay up." "Come here, kids!" "Do you like chicken?" "It depends." "We'll eat some chicken and have Carrot for dessert." "I have a present for you." "Here." "A big one for you." "Are you really giving us these guns?" "Yes, but I want you on my side, against Carrot." "Then can we hold up anyone we want?" "Not in the slum." "Can you shoot?" "More or less." "More or less?" "Hey, you guys, come help these kids." "I know." "You do it like this." "Get that chicken!" "C'mon, let's go." "If Li'l Ze catches you, he'll kill you." "Yeah, well, he's gotta find me first." "Hey, kid!" "Get that chicken!" "Shit!" "The cops!" "Hell, don't fucking run off!" "Give me that." "Hey, Melonhead!" "You fucking fag!" "Get the hell out of here!" "Coward!" "Asshole!" "Come on, let them kill each other." "They can fuck themselves." "Rocket!" "Take a picture of us!" "What are you waiting for?" "What's happening?" "Shit!" "Let's go!" "Run!" "Run!" "Watch out!" "Kill one of these faggots!" "Blast him!" "Knockout Ned!" "Take it easy." "Don't move." "It hurts, man." "Easy does it, kid." "Why did you join this fucking war?" "Knockout Ned!" "Li'l Ze's been hit." "Come on!" "Wait here, I'll help you." "Just hold on." " What's your name?" "My name's Otto." "I want to get my father's murderer." "Knockout Ned!" "Li'l Ze's been hit." "Come on!" "I'll help you." "Just hold on there." "The fucking cops!" "On the ground!" "Don't move!" "Hands over your head." "You're the one I want." "You're finished, pal." "Handcuff him." "Rocket, where are you going?" "I got something to clear up." "Okay, lovebirds." "Come on, Li'l Ze, let's go settle our scores." "Not you." "You're a present for the media." "Does it come to 10,000?" "Almost." "That's all I have." "That's all there was, Chief." "We searched everywhere." "Let him go." "What about this ring?" "Is it gold?" "Fill it up." "You'll owe us the rest." "Fucking war!" "Knockout Ned is dead and I'm dead broke!" "You're fucked, eh?" "Kids, we'll have to do a few hold-ups to get my business going again." "Your business, Li'l Ze?" "What's your problem, kid?" "This is for our friend, motherfucker!" "A Soviet attack!" "The business is ours!" "This picture of the hood will guarantee my salary." "This one will make me famous." "It'll even make the cover of a magazine." "I won't have to worry about Li'l Ze anymore." "But the cops?" "Gangster, Self-styled "Boss" Of The City Of God, Shot Dead" "This photo could've gotten us killed?" "I think so." "A least it got you a job." "Not a job, an internship." "It pays a little, doesn't it?" "A little." "What about that lady journalist?" "Was she a good lay?" "More or less." "You didn't like it?" "I don't think journalists know how to screw." "Yeah, I guess so." "Cocoa robbed 3 houses in Barra." "Better kill him." "Who shot Roger?" "It was Beef." "Kill that fucker." "We should kill the Chief and Gringo as well." "What about Cherry?" "Let's go." "Us two, and 3 others." "It's a deal." "Have you heard of the Red Brigade?" "No, but if they come, we'll kill them." "Who knows how to write?" "Me, sort of." "Let's make a black list." "We'll kill them all." "Put fucking Nightowl on there." "And Croquet." "Leonard, too, he owes me money." "And China-Man, he thinks he's hot stuff." "And Claudio." "Where's Giant?" "Come on, Giant!" "I forgot to say, my name isn't Rocket anymore." "I'm now Wilson Rodrigues, photographer." "Manuel Machado, aka Knockout Ned, was hospitalized after being wounded by Li'l Ze's gang." "On leaving the hospital, our reporter interviewed him." "Many have died." "Mostly innocent people." "Just knowing me is enough, just being my friend." "If he thinks someone knows me, he'll kill them." "The police don't go in there?" "They go after me, not him." "I've been in jail 3 times, while he goes on killing undisturbed." "And they don't arrest him." "Knockout Ned says the war will continue." "Police Chief Guedes has promised to arrest both gangs in the City of God."

"Shh!" "Shh!" "We caught the bitch." "Please don't hurt me." "Don't be afraid, girl." "Who are you?" "Somebody please help me." "Only the evil book can undo what the evil book has done." "Please." "I just want to go home." "Please." "I just want to go home." "Daddy?" "Daddy, why are you doing this to me?" "Who are these people?" "Look, they are good people." "They are here to help." "What are you talking about?" "Where's Mom?" "Mommy is dead, baby." "You know that." "You killed her." "What?" "You did." "No, why are you saying these things?" "Please, I just want go home." "I just want to go home." "Do it!" "It's the only way to save her soul!" "I'm so sorry, baby." "Daddy, what is that?" "Daddy." "Daddy, look at me." "It's me." "Do it!" "Give your daughter peace!" "I just want you to hold me and take me home." "Please." "Please stop." "I will rip your soul out, Daddy." "I'll rip your soul out, you pathetic fuck!" "Motherfucker!" "I will kill you like I killed... your whore!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "I love you, baby." "Hey." "How's it going, Mr. Hot Shit City Boy?" "Hey, Olivia." "Come here." "Two arms, please." "Like you missed me." "Mmm." "This is my girl Natalie." "Oh, the heartbreaker from your car shop." "The doctor?" "Actually, she's..." "I'm a registered nurse." "Nurse." "Mmm-hmm." "Right, sorry." "You were supposed to be here two hours ago, man." "And that's our irresistibly charming Eric." "Teaching high school finally turned you into a bitter old coot, huh?" "No, you did." "You kept us waiting here all morning." "Good to see you too, man." "Come here." "You look good." "She's waiting for you in the back." "Great." "Hey, Mia." "I'll be damned." "You actually came." "Come on, I'm your big brother." "Of course I came." "I know I look like road kill." "Oh, you look beautiful, as always." "And you're a charming liar, as always." "Grandpa?" "Hey." "Hey, there buddy." "We always loved this place, didn't we?" "He missed you a lot, you know." "Oh, my God." "What?" "What is that?" "What?" "Just this, right here." "It's not funny!" "This is made from a buckthorn tree." "It's supposed to make your will stronger." "I thought you didn't believe in that kind of stuff." "I don't." "But you do, so, maybe it'll work." "Okay." "Well, then, let's do this." "Promise me you'll stay with me until the end." "I'm not going anywhere." "Cross your heart." "Okay." "Hope to die." "Okay." "May my friends and family witness this act... an irrevocable promise to my commitment that..." "Fuck it." "I promise not to touch this shit... ever again." "Okay." "Let's play cold turkey." "Hopefully, this still works." "Wait." "Looks like someone broke in." "Be careful." "What is that smell?" "Some teenagers probably just broke in here to drink beer and bump uglies." "Exactly." "Mom would have hated seeing the cabin like this." "Okay." "Let's make this place livable." "Hey." "Are you okay?" "Do you remember that lullaby Mom used to sing us?" "It was something like..." ""Baby, little baby, it's time to say goodbye."" ""Baby, little baby..."" "Mia, please, I don't think you need sad memories in your head right now." "Mom is not a sad one." "You know what I mean." "You know what?" "Her final days at the hospital..." "Mom sometimes thought I was you." "She even called me David for a whole day, once." "And I played along, because..." "Mia, I wanted to be there." "Okay, I did." "But by the time Mom got bad..." "I had just gotten the job at the garage in Chicago." "I don't know, I had a hard time finding the right moment to come back." "And then it was too late." "So..." "Maybe you were lucky, not to see her the way that I did." "It looks like she is doing okay." "David, there is something you need to know." "Okay." "We already tried this whole thing back in Flint last summer." "Mia made the same promises." "She took the same dramatic vow of sobriety before chucking her dope down the toilet." "She lasted eight hours and quit." "So, we don't want to give her that chance this time." "What do you mean?" "David, when she breaks... and believe me, she will... we don't want to let her leave." "What do you mean?" "You want force her to stay here?" "Mia?" "This time the only way is the hard way, man." "She won't survive another OD." "What?" "Mia OD'd?" "She didn't just OD." "Legally, your sister died." "They had to defibrillate her." "Jesus." "We all need to be together on this." "Otherwise it won't work." "Good boy." "I came here to make things better with my sister, not worse." "If she asks me to take her home at some point" "I'm going to have to do it." "I can't stand it!" "Fuck!" "I can't stand it!" "What the fuck is that smell?" "I know." "It's okay." "It's okay." "I can't stand that fucking smell anymore." "Lie down, okay?" "We're here for you." "I know, I know." "We're all here." "We're not going anywhere." "Withdrawal is kicking in hard." "This should help you get through the night." "I don't know what is wrong with you people... but there is something dead and it reeks." "But there is no smell." "You're just extra-sensitive right now." "I just can't stand that fucking smell anymore." "Wait." "Oh, is that blood?" "Shit." "Oh..." "What's your medical diagnosis now?" "It fucking stinks." "Shit." "Careful." "These steps are old and rotten." "Yeah, like this whole freaking house." "I know." "Ugh!" "It smells like burnt hair." "I think it's back there." "Oh!" "Ugh!" "Oh, my God!" "Shit." "What is this?" "I don't know." "Witchcraft?" "Who would do this?" "Shit, something burned here." "Look." "Shit, man." "What the fuck happened here?" "Let's not go crazy over this." "Okay?" "I'll bury those dead cats out back later." "Yeah." "The smell will be gone in no time." "Yeah, okay." "And what about the voodoo shit they did down there?" "No, no, no." "Voodoo is more about dolls and personal artifacts." "This is something different." "Eric, that's enough." "You shouldn't have touched anything from that basement." ""Naturom Demonto."" ""Kunda."" ""Astratta."" ""Montosse."" ""Canda."" "Please, God, give me a break." "Mia." "What are you doing?" "I'm sorry, but I have to get out of here right now." "No, come on." "The slumber party isn't over yet." "Yeah, we still haven't played "Fuck, Marry, Kill," right?" "Mia, please look..." "I'm going insane here." "Olivia, I feel like I'm losing my mind." "What is it?" "I will go through with this, okay?" "I just..." "I can't do it here." "Mia... we have decided we're not going to take you back." "We can't lose you again." "You're going to have to stick it out this time." "David, drive me home." "Come on, David." "Mia, maybe they're right." "You were supposed to be here to support me, not them." "I'm here for you." "That's why I came." "Oh, my God." "I'm such an idiot." "To think for once in my life..." "I could count on you." "Mia, we're just trying to help you." "Well, fuck you very much!" "Eric, leave her alone." "Mia." "Mia!" "Perfect." "Fuck this." "Fuck, fuck." "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "What the fuck am I doing?" "What the fuck am I doing?" "Mia!" " Mia!" " Mia!" "Mia." "Mia!" "Mia." "Mia!" "Mia!" "Mia!" "Mia!" "Shit." "Oh, my God." "Hey, how's she doing?" "Um, she's talking about a woman in the woods." "How the forest attacked her." "I don't know." "It's just crazy withdrawal talk." "Don't you think we should take her to a hospital?" "I feel like we're in over our heads here." "Okay." "I am giving her the exact same treatment she would get at a hospital." "If we leave now, all of this mess will have been for nothing." "Okay." "What about the wounds on her arms?" "I pulled some thorns out." "It looks like she might have run into a thorn bush out there." "She probably did it on purpose." "What?" "David... from now on, she is going to do whatever it takes to get out of here." "Mia." "Listen, you have to get out of those clothes." "All right?" "Take a shower." "David." "Please." "Please." "You have to get me... out of here." "Nobody said this was going to be easy." "No." "You don't understand." "There was something in the woods, David." "And I think it's in here with us now." "With me in the room?" "Look." "You know it's all in your head." "Just try to get it together." "You'll feel better tomorrow, okay?" "You'll be glad we were such assholes." "Okay." "Eric, what are you doing?" "Would you please just get rid of that thing?" "You should be downstairs helping your friend clean up that mess." "I don't know who you're talking about." "Don't act like you don't care about him." "I know you do." "I think we can all agree he hasn't cared about us for the past freaking century." "Well, he's here now." "Yeah." "Truly amazing." "Ugh." "Grandpa?" "Grandpa!" "Grandpa?" "Come here, boy." "Fuck." "Grandpa." "No, no, no." "Hey, boy." "Come here." "What did you get into?" "Fuck." "What happened?" "Mia?" "She's in the shower." "What happened?" "David?" "Mia?" "Mia, open the door." "Hey, Mia, open the door." "Open the door!" "David, what are you doing?" "David, stop and tell me what's going on." "Mia, open the fucking door!" "Mia?" "Mia, open the fucking door!" "David!" "David!" "Stop it!" "Mia!" "Mia?" "Mia?" "Olivia!" "Holy shit!" "Mia!" "Shit." "This is insane." "Fuck." "Where is it?" "This can't be happening." "I gave her a sedative so she should be out for a couple of hours." "But, fuck, her burns are serious." "Like, second, third degree." "This is so wrong." "Nobody could have known she would do something so twisted!" "No, you should have known!" "We've been following your lead since we got here." "We should have left when Mia wanted to." "Baby, please!" "Let's not lose our heads, okay?" "With any luck, it will stop raining in a couple of hours... and we'll be able to cross the creek in the morning, and take her to a hospital." "Okay?" "Everything is going to be fine." ""Everything is going to be fine"?" "Everything is going to be fine." "I don't know if you've noticed this, but nothing has been fine." "And everything has been getting worse every second." "Mia?" "Mia?" "What are you doing?" "Mia, put the gun down." "Put the gun down, please." "Mia." "Put the fucking gun down!" "Die!" "One by one we will take you!" "You are all going to die tonight." "The gun." "The gun, quick!" "Baby?" "Mia!" "Let me out!" "She's totally psychotic." "My God, what happened to her eyes?" "What's she doing?" "It sounds like she's hitting herself against something." "This is impossible." "I just gave her enough sedative to put a horse to sleep." "Give her another shot!" "That could put her into a coma." "For Christ's sakes, she's going to kill herself down there!" "Go get the shot!" "I have to get the shrapnel out of my arm." "What?" "I have tweezers in my purse." "David." "Listen to me." "I don't think a tranquilizer is going to do shit." "Because I don't think we're dealing with a freaking panic attack here!" "I'm scared that what's happening to Mia has something to do... with the fucking witchcraft in the basement!" "Ow!" "Olivia!" "Olivia?" "Olivia?" "Are you okay?" "Olivia?" "Olivia, what are you doing in there?" "Olivia." "Olivia." "Are you okay?" "Oh, my God!" "Why the fuck did you do that?" "Kill him." "No!" "Ah!" "She tried to kill me." "She tried to kill me." "Fuck." "You hold that." "You got it?" "Hold it there, okay?" "Hold it." "Fuck it." "David, I did something terrible." "I'm sure you didn't mean to hurt her." "That thing I killed was not Olivia." "He's losing too much blood." "Baby, he needs water and sugar." "Okay?" "Go." "Go!" "Okay." "Okay." "All right." "David." "I read a passage from that book." "It was some sort of prayer." "I released something, David." "I released something evil." "Natalie?" "Mia?" "Natalie." "What am I doing down here?" "My leg hurts." "I can't move." "I'm going to come down there, okay?" "Why did you lock me down here?" "You were supposed to help me." "Hey, we're trying to help you, okay?" "You were out of control, you know?" "You got violent and we didn't know what else to do." "Mia, something really terrible has happened... and we have to get out of here now." "You don't understand." "He's not going to let you leave!" "And he's not going to stop until he has you." "Until he has all of you!" "I can smell your filthy soul." "Kiss me, you dirty cunt!" "Why don't you come down here so I can suck your cock, pretty boy!" "Mia." "Mia's not here, you fucking idiot!" "Your little sister is being raped in hell!" "Home." "I want to go home." "Eric." "I don't know why, but I thought this would end it." "But this book does not burn." "It does not fucking burn." "Tell me what's going on here." "This book uses some... ancient alphabet." "There's some translations, but..." "Just scattered notes." "They all refer to some... evil entity." "A taker of souls." "A demon." "It says..." ""Once he feasts on five souls..." ""the sky will bleed again and the abomination..." ""will rise from Hell."" "This is insane." "This thing is attached to Mia's soul like a leech... it's becoming her." "If we want to stop this, if we want to help Mia..." "I think we're going to have to kill her." "What did you say?" "Everything says..." "Eric!" "We're not going to fucking kill anybody!" "Are you listening to yourself?" "What about those dead cats down in the basement?" "I mean, maybe they had some disease." "Some virus that spread to Mia... and then she passed it to Olivia when she puked all over her face!" "But what kind of a virus makes a person cut off their face with a piece of glass?" "Oh, God." "I don't know what we're dealing with here, okay?" "But it stopped raining, and in a couple of hours the river will be clear... and we're going to get out of this place." "All of us." "It doesn't matter where we go." "If we don't do something right now... we are all going to be dead by then!" "Don't do it, you little bitch!" "Don't cut it off!" "Don't cut it off!" "FUCK you!" "No, no, no!" "No!" "I had to do it." "And I feel much better now." "Hold on, baby." "Hold on, please." "Eric and I are going to put a stop to this, okay?" "I promise that everything is going to be fine." "Okay?" "Okay, baby?" "She just cut her fucking arm off." "Does that sound fine?" "These inscriptions are confusing, sometimes contradictory... but they are consistent about one thing." "In order to stop this, the possessed must be cleansed." "Purified." "The book describes three specific ways." "Alive burial." "Bodily dismemberment." "Dismemberment." "And purification by fire." "Are you sure this will work?" "If we..." "If I kill my sister, she will be at peace?" "Am I sure?" "Of course not." "This is not a science book!" "But look, I'm sure of one thing." "Whatever is inside Mia is the cause of all this." "If she dies, then this thing is going to die with her." "What if she just lost her mind?" "What if she just needs a doctor?" "What?" "A doctor?" "My mom died in a mental hospital." "She was crazy." "She was deranged, she was a monster." "I've always feared that me and Mia would end up like her." "You are just a fucking coward." "You know exactly what we have to do... but you're too scared to go through with it." "I'm going to burn this fucking place down." "And I'm going to end this nightmare." "Why don't you just run away?" "Go hide beneath some rock somewhere." "You know you're great at that." "Oh, shit." "Where the fuck did she go?" "David." "Take it before she does." "No!" "Stop!" "No, no, no!" "David." "Why are you hurting me?" "My face hurts." "Why?" "Why..." "Why does my face hurt?" "Baby." "Nat." "Come on, man." "Here we are." "Hey." "Hold on." "Don't die on me, please!" "Dying wouldn't be so bad right now." "I just don't want to become the devil's bitch." "I'm going to do what I got to do." "I'm going to do what I got to do." "Okay?" "I'm sorry, Mia." "I love you." "# Baby, little baby" "# It's time to say goodbye" "# Baby, little baby" "# I'll miss you day and night" "# Baby, my sweet baby" "# I'll write you every day" "# Baby, don't cry, baby" "# I wish that I could stay #" "I can't do this." "I can't do this." "This time the only fucking way is the hard way!" "David." "Murderer." "Coward." "Eric." "Hey." "Okay?" "David." "I missed you, man." "You know that, buddy." "David?" "David?" "I can't move!" "I can't breathe!" "David!" "Help me!" "Help me, David!" "You're not her." "David!" "Help me!" "You're not her!" "Why do you hate me, David?" "I know you do." "You left home." "You left me all alone with our sick mother." "And I was just a kid." "You made me lie." "Every time she screamed your name," "I told her you were coming to see her." "Like you promised." "But you never did." "Please stop it, I'm begging you." "I know Mother hates you now, and she waits for you in hell." "Shut up." "Shut up." "I'm so sorry." "I should have been there." "I should have been there for you." "Come on." "Please, come back." "Come on, Mia." "Come back to me, please!" "Okay, you are at peace." "You are at peace now." "David?" "Mia?" "It was so horrible." "It was so horrible." "It's okay." "It's all over now." "Thanks for not leaving me, David." "Wait here." "I'm going to get the car keys." "Okay?" "Yeah." "David!" "Go." "Please, go." "Go!" "I'm not going to go anywhere." "I'm not going anywhere!" "Here, take the keys." "Look at me, let's go." "Come on." "Let's go." "Get out of here." "No!" "No!" "David!" "David!" "No!" "No!" "David!" "David!" "He's coming." "Mia." "Come here, you bitch!" "Come on." "You're going to die here, you pathetic junkie!" "I've had enough of this shit." "I will feast on your soul." "Feast on this, motherfucker!" "Die!" "Go back to Hell, bitch." "I believe I have made a significant find in the Candarian Ruins... a volume of ancient Sumerian burial practices and funerary incantations." "It is entitled "Naturom Demonto."" "Roughly translated, "Book of the Dead."" "The book is bound in human flesh and inked in human blood." "It deals with demons, demon resurrection... those forces which roam the forest and dark bowers of man's domain." "The first few pages warn that these enduring creatures... may lie dormant but are never truly dead." "They may be recalled to active life through the incantations presented in this book." "It is through recitation of these passages that the demons are given license... to possess the living." "I have seen the dark shadows moving in the woods... and I have no doubt that whatever I have resurrected through this book... is sure to come calling for me." "Groovy."

""Goku Awakens to Battle!" "Go Beyond Super Saiyan!"" "Right!" "One-two, one-two..." "One-two, one-two..." "Hello?" "What's the matter?" "Hello?" "And so, as we continue, we relay this report from a different city." "Following the incidents of the Metro West suburb of Gingertown, the citizens here in Nickytown have also suddenly disappeared." "There is only one person who can be thought of as the perpetrator here..." "That devilish being with the power to annihilate the Metro West Armed Forces, and then turn this city into a ghost town in an instant!" "Just how long will this terror continue?" "Where is he now, and what is he doing?" "Investigators are combing the city, but have not yet located his whereabouts." "This has been a report from the scene." "Right." "That was a live relay from Nickytown." "At the present time, this calamity seems likely to continue." "We urge everyone to please be cautious." "Be cautious?" "That's a good joke!" "Sense anything?" "No!" "I'm sure I felt his Ki a moment ago, though." "Damn!" "We have to make sure he doesn't become his perfect form no matter what!" "Sis!" "Kuririn, huh?" "How nice of you to find me here!" "I can't have you taking stabs at these people!" "Here I am taking a shortcut back to the Kame House, and I have to run into this terrible guy!" "Uh, ahem..." "Thank you very much." "N- never mind, hurry and run away!" "Right!" "Thanks!" "Suits me just fine." "Why don't I just have your life energy first?" "Hurry and get in!" "I'm taking off!" "It pains me to say it, but he's not an opponent I can beat!" "In this situation..." "Taiyo-ken!" "We did it!" "Where is he?" "Where'd he go!" "?" "Oh, hell!" "Mister!" "This would seem to be the end, wouldn't it?" "Kuririn!" "It's those guys." "He's hidden his Ki once again!" "Are you all right, Kuririn?" "I'm saved!" "Oh, Son Goku is still alive?" "Of course he is!" "It appears things are starting to turn out slightly different from the history I know." "History is starting to turn out differently..." "Evidently, ever since I came here in the time machine, things have been changing in subtle ways." "At the time," "I thought that if only Goku-san hadn't died of his illness, and instead lived," "he could save us from a future wrought with devastation by the Artificial Humans." "However, when I came once again three years later," "Goku-san and the others were fighting against different Artificial Humans..." "Artificial Human No. 16, whom I had never seen before, appears, and then, this guy Cell or whatever also appears." "On top of that, the time machine he came back in..." "It was definitely my own." "Does that mean that Cell coming here four years ago was my future self's fault, in that other dimension?" "By coming here from the future, with the changes history, have I instead plunged this world into a crisis?" "I will go beyond, count on it!" "Beyond even Super Saiyan!" "Dad..." "Mom, I'm going to go try to train with Dad." "If Dad can overcome Super Saiyan, why not me?" "Mom..." "Dammit!" "Has he gotten away again!" "?" "If he's able to search out our Ki and escape every which way from us this well, we have absolutely no way to strike at him!" "If I keep taking life essences at this pace, then the time when I absorb No. 17 and No. 18 and become my perfect form is not far off." "Come on!" "Aren't there any decent roads?" "Hmph, isn't this more fun?" "No. 16, aren't we at Son Goku's house yet?" "Yeah." "It's right nearby." "Indeed!" "How nice for you two to be so carefree." "Won't it be easier if I do this?" "See?" "I feel much better." "Aw, how could you do such a thing?" "This isn't any fun at all, is it?" "You know, you really are strange." "There's quite a bit of humanness left in you." "And so, two days pass, and while a third was passing..." "This time, the monster has appeared in the southern zone, in a large city in Sector 48." "We have also had reports that over half the inhabitants have been killed already." "Damn!" "Now it's the southern zone?" "They said there were already a good deal of casualties in the Metro West area." "I know!" "Gohan!" "Be careful!" "If we come up on him like this, Cell won't be aware of our Ki!" "This time, we've got him for sure!" "Let's defeat him before he combines with No. 17 and the others, and becomes his perfect form!" "Yeah!" "The way we are now, we can do it!" "That's right!" "Piccolo-san is here, and he's merged with Kami-sama and gotten incredibly strong!" "Cell is a crafty one." "Even if we do get close, if he hides on us, there'll be no way to find him." "W- what's that!" "?" "Have the Artificial Humans come attacking'!" "?" ""Yaaaa!" is uncalled for, there's no "Yaaaa!"" "Here you are pouring water over people" "It's been a long time since I've had the pleasure of a gal!" "Then again, it might be a little bit difficult to still call you a gal, huh?" "I should've expected as much from a former martial artist." "Well done!" "Ah, Goku-sa!" "Goku-sa!" "?" "Huh?" "Goku-sa?" "What's wrong?" "Goku-sa!" "Goku!" "Well, me too!" "Goku-sa!" "Chichi!" "Goku-sa!" "Sorry to make you worry so!" "Looks like I'm completely over my illness!" "Are you really okay?" "Yeah!" "See for yourself!" "Goku-sa!" "Hey, cut it out!" "I inadvertently put too much power into that!" "Goku-sa!" "Sorry, sorry!" "Goku!" "Old-timer!" "You've recovered from your illness?" "Yeah, I'm all right now!" "I heard what everyone has been saying in my dreams." "I pretty much know what's going on." "Looks as though things have gotten awful again, huh?" "Goku, don't tell me you're already..." "You gotta be kiddin'!" "You're thinkin' of fighting' already?" "You'll die!" "Don't worry, I ain't fighting yet." "If Vegeta can't win against them now, I can't win either." "That's why I'm thinking of aiming for something higher, too." "Higher?" "Higher than Super Saiyan." "Son Goku has finally recovered."

"There are so many things in life that I have control over." "What music I listen to." "How fast I drive." "What dress I wear." "I can walk down the street and control who I choose to look at, who I find attractive, or who I talk to." "But what can't be controlled is love." "Who I fall in love with, who falls in love with me..." "Or if anyone falls in love with me." "Every person that I pass on the street could be the one, the one that will sweep me off my feet." "And every person that passes takes with them a missed opportunity, and the happiness that only love brings." "The only true happiness is found in something that I can't control." "Love." "The irony kind of pisses me off." "Not bad." "Not great..." "But not bad." "That's better." "However, that all changed when I met the man of my dreams.." "Norman." "It's simply not possible," "There's not a commercial space in this city that's over twenty years old that doesn't have some sort of code violation." "Tell the inspector we'll pay cash." "That's called bribery." "Is that a felony or just a simple misdemeanor?" "Every code in the city is cash driven!" "Tell him to put it in escrow or we're moving on." "Mr. Molino has made it perfectly clear he's not in love with the asking until he gets an independent inspection." "He wants to shave thirty percent off." "Tell him we'll cut him in on the Ross-Feinman deal and then we'll see what he has to say about the codes." "How are you in on Ross-Feinman?" "Wants to know what time you're picking her up for dinner." "And don't say you forgot." "I confirmed your reservations with you yesterday." "I didn't forget about Dori, I forgot about Cara." "I'm supposed to go to some bullshit art opening with her tonight." "Cara's still in the picture?" "Yeah." "It's complicated." "Can you tell Dori, I'm in a meeting" "That only works so many times." "And how many times have I used it?" "'So many.' She's on line three." "I'm sorry about this gentlemen." "I've got to take this call." "Hello?" "Are you ready for tonight?" "Dori." "Hi." "Uh, oh." "Something's amiss." "I can tell by your voice." "There's nothing going on." "You're flaking on me again." "No, no, no..." "Of course not." "Well, yeah." "I sort of am." "There's a big deal closing and I'm not sure what time I'm getting outta here." "How about we just do a mellow dinner?" "Get take out." "And if you need to take a call, then fine, you need to take a call." "It'd be nice to see you, that's all." "I really want to see you too." "Really?" "Of course." "Of course." "Listen, I have to go." "Tell you what." "I officially owe you one." "I'll call you in a few days and we can get together then, alright?" "Okay." "Okay." "See you soon." "It's a little dicey around four-thirty, you know?" "You figure out the whole Dori thing?" "What?" "What?" "How long have you been with her?" "Two months?" "First of all, I am not with anyone." "However, Dori and I have been passing time for the last four weeks." "Oh that's nice." "And how long have you been 'passing time' with Cara?" "Cara and I broke up eons ago." "Oh, right, I forgot." "You're just screwing Cara to her to help her get over you?" "Why are you busting my balls?" "Norman..." "You have to start thinking like a big boy." "Look..." "Dori's happy." "Cara's happy." "I'm happy." "You're the only one that's not happy." "Come on..." "Feel 'the happy', man." "I'm just saying..." "Dori, hi." "Another complication." "I'm sorry for bugging you." "I was just thinking that maybe, after your deal closes, that you might want to- if you're not too tired, maybe you'd want to come over and celebrate?" "I'll wear that little red thing that you like so much." "I think I may have tweaked my hip flexor." "Well, I'll just have to be on top next time." "Finding you has been... such a relief." "Too much wine." "What is it that you always say?" "The more drunk I get the better looking you get?" "That's it." "I certainly don't need to be drunk." "You could use a couple of shots though." "Come on, Dori." "Don't sell yourself short." "You're beautiful." "Do you really mean that?" "Of course." "Look into my eyes and tell me I'm beautiful." "You guys are both beautiful." "What am I going to do with you?" "Let's go away up north." "Just you and me." "My Grandpa Ed has a place in the mountains." "He never uses it." "I wish I could, but I can't." "Oh..." "Come on." "It'll be fun." "It's in the middle of nowhere." "It'll be a great escape from all the hustle and bustle." "I'd never be able to take the time off work." "You own the company." "You can take all the time off you want." "It sounds really good." "But I have two deals closing this weekend." "Maybe I didn't make myself clear." "I'm asking you nicely." "Would you please come away up North with me?" "Maybe we should take a little time to think about this?" "Please?" "Please, please, pretty please?" "With Dori on top?" "Wow!" "Please?" "Romeo?" "You know you can't go away for a week with her." "It's not a week." "It's a long weekend." "You really drink that stuff?" "You can't really be this naive." "What?" "Dori thinks she's your girlfriend." "I guarantee that she's telling all her gal pals about how her great new boyfriend is so special and she maybe has found Mr. Right." "Dori's not like that." "She's well travelled." "International." "I've never said anything to indicate that this relationship is serious." "You said you'd go away with her." "That's saying it." "Seriously?" "There is a coffee maker over there." "We don't have soy." "Look." "Some people like to lease cars and some people like to buy them." "And my lease with Dori is up in a few weeks." "I wash my hands clean of all this." "Oh shit, I forgot to call Cara." "Are those really real?" "So now do you think I should give up like you did?" "I didn't think so." "Hey..." "I'm a happily married man." "Really?" "Are you really happily married?" "Because I have never met a happily married couple." "My folks being at the top of that list." "Cara!" "Hi!" "You did?" "That is so funny." "You're wrong." "About the coffee." "God I just love this song." "It's so romantic." "Don't you think?" "My heart is floating." "I'm surprised such an expensive car doesn't have one of these things built into it." "It's not a car." "It's a Porsche." "That is so typical of a man." "What is?" "Drooling over a car." "Sorry." "Sorry." " A Porsche." " Thank you." "I'm reading this book called 'The Twelve Steps to a Happy New Year.'" "Of course you are." "What?" "He's a really smart guy." "Dr. Fisher says that 'Men have a more difficult time expressing their emotions than women do.'" "You mean we don't cry all the time." "I can try and make you cry if you want?" "So rather than expressing their emotions to a person, they'll express them to something else." "A sports team, a stereo..." "A car..." "Something that can't respond back." "So it's a woman's responsibility in a relationship to show the man how to get in touch with his emotions." "Dr. Fisher calls it "Guerrilla Training."" "It's a really good book." "Okay." "Norman, relax." "You have nothing to worry about with me." "So do you want to listen to our song one more time?" "Knock yourself out." "Come on." "Hurry." "Hey?" "Wait up." "You gotta see this." "See what?" "Shh." "Isn't it beautiful?" "Look at it." "Yeah." "When I was little I used to imagine that... all my fears were in the belly of the sun and when the sun would finally go down, my fears would go down with it." "Do you know what I was afraid of?" "No." "Being alone." "I love this place." "I used to come here for the summer with my Grandpa Ed." "He has a soft serve ice cream machine out in back and we would sit on the front porch and eat ice cream cones all day." "What's your flavor?" "Ohh, I don't know." "Mint chip, maybe." "You don't look like a mint chipper." "What am I then?" "You're more of a Pralines and Cream type person." "Pralines and Cream..." "I think they're sexy." "It's not bad." "Rub your fingers through my hair." "That feels good." "Do you know what today is?" "Friday." "Funny." "It's our anniversary." "Our anniversary?" "It was two months ago today that you hired me." "And as I recall, just three days later that you... fired me." "And fire you I did." "Twice." "You violated some federal labor law I think." "I think I violated more than that." "Two whole months!" "You know, 'The Twelve Steps to a Happy New Year'..." "It says that if you can make it through all of the holidays with someone you've found your mate." "Really?" "Yup." "And if you can survive New Year's Eve then that says it all." "That Dr. Fisher." "I tell ya." "We've only got Groundhog Day under our belt." "President's Day, too, I think." "That doesn't really count, though." "Father's Day is coming up." "Ooh, it's been a long, long day." "We should hit the" "It's late." "We should?" "How do you feel?" "I feel?" "A little bloated from the pasta..." "I'm not really an Alfredo guy." "No." "I mean about me?" "About us?" "You feel our connection, right?" "You know, it's hard for me to think that I'd be here if we didn't have some sort of connection." "Yeah." "Some feeling, somewhere." "Right?" "I mean, we have fun together and you make me laugh." "Make you laugh?" "Yeah." "You make me laugh." "Is that so wrong?" "Is that so bad?" "Make you laugh how?" "I dunno." "Like 'Hardy har har.'" "Well then laugh it up, Mr. Backer!" "Laugh it up!" "I'll show you who's the funny one around here." "Who's laughing now, huh?" "What's so funny now?" "I'll teach you to mess with me." "Guerrilla training my ass!" "I am Kong." "I love you." "I can't believe I just said that." "But I do." "I said it." "I love you!" "I love you!" "I love you, Norman." "You're not going to say it back?" "We've had a lot to drink." "Ah come on, where are you going?" "I shouldn't have said it!" "I'm such an idiot!" "Listen, you're over reacting." "It's no big deal that you said that." "No big deal?" "A woman tells you that she loves you and you say it's "no big deal"?" "Listen, I'm just saying I'm alright with you saying it." "I'm okay that you said it." "So you're okay that I love you?" "If you're okay with it and just having a hard time telling me, that's okay." "I can help you." "I want you to look deep within yourself when I ask you this." "Okay?" "Do you love me?" "Come on..." "Oh my God!" "What is my problem?" "Why do I keep doing this to myself?" "Why?" "!" "You know what?" "Forget what I said about loving you." "Forget it!" " Where are you going?" " I'm going to bed!" "Dori, let's not get all crazy, alright?" "Your bedroom is upstairs, down the hall!" "The sheets are in the wash!" "Happy anniversary, asshole!" "Holy fucking shit." "Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey." "Did you sleep okay?" "Yeah, I suppose." "Considering." "Sorry, you won't find any reception way out here." "Have a seat." "Breakfast is almost ready." "What kind of juice do you like?" "Apple or orange?" "Whichever is fine." "Orange it is." "Uh oh... are you still upset about last night?" "Yeah." "I'd rather just forget about it." "It never happened." "Oh, we need to talk about it." "It was our first argument and how we handle it will set the foundation for our relationship." "It's critical we deal with this carefully." "Now, I think we can both agree that alcohol played a big roll in our actions." "However, I, for one, am not going to use that as an excuse." "Albert!" "Play nicely with Dolly!" "So, with that said, Norman," "I am really sorry for what happened last night." "That felt better." "How about you?" "Dori, what's the deal with the kids?" "My eggs!" "I hope you're hungry." "I've fixed my world famous Denver omelette." "To be honest, it's not really mine." "It's my Grandpa Ed's..." "It's a secret family recipe." "Oh, what the hell, I can tell you." "I use Canadian bacon instead of ham." "Albert!" "Stop riling up your sister." "You know she's got asthma!" "I find Canadian bacon holds its flavor better than ham." "Here." "Take a bite." "I'm anxious to see what you think." "This is not really the weekend I had in mind." "Let's not forget our manners, Norman." "Those kids..." "They don't have a father." "I figured it would be nice to bring them up here so they can enjoy the place." "That's very charitable of you, but did you have to pick this weekend?" " You've got a little something." "" " Jesus, Dori." "Listen." "I gave up a lot to be here." "The least you could do is tell me we'd be babysitting someone's kids." "Hey Mom, when's breakfast?" "It's ready." "Go wash up." "Aren't they adorable?" "Mommy!" "Albert is playing with his food." "Shut up!" "Mommy!" "Albert said a bad word." ""Shut" is not a bad word." "'Shit' is." "Albert, what did I say about your language?" "Now both of you eat your breakfast." "Hi." "I'm Albert." "Norman." "Nice to finally meet you." "How are you with percentages?" "What?" "Do you know your percentages?" "I'm doing them in school right now." "Yeah, I know my percentages." "Do you know them, know them as in 'real world' application know them?" "Be nice, Albert." "Mom!" "I've got a boatload of homework." "If this guy's shaky on his percentages then I gotta know." "I told you that I know my percentages." "What more do you want?" "Are you done with your Denver omelette?" "Sure." "Isn't Dolly a good girl?" "The best." "You know, Mom, this isn't really a Denver omelets because you're not using ham." "I am using ham, just not American ham." "I'm using Canadian ham." "Where's Canada?" "North." "Like by the North Pole?" "Next to Santa Claus?" "Yeah, sure." "Right up next to Old St. Nick." "Oh, thank you for reminding me." "Dude." "You're lying." "What are you talking about?" "You know what I'm talking about?" "Santa Claus..." "What's wrong with Santa Claus?" "Norman!" "I didn't say anything." "Jesus god?" "Why don't you two go outside and play?" "Can we give Norman his surprises first?" "Oh, I suppose we can." "I'll get the balloon and the presents." "I'm gonna get my special card." "Happy Valentine's Day!" "Valentine's Day, Dori?" "I know, I know." "A holiday created by Madison Avenue." "But I can't help myself." "I'm a hopeless romantic." "Don't worry if you forgot." "You wanna go give Norman his card?" "I made this for you in class." "And I made this for you with the help of American Express." "I wanna open it!" "No!" "I wanna open it!" "Careful." "Careful." "Ooo, pretty." "Look Albert, a sparkly bear!" "It goes right over here." "And I know what you're thinking..." "That it's June." "But all the men are wearing these things too now." "They're all the rage." "It's okay." "You can go outside and play now." "Finally." "This guy is so boring." "So, what do you think?" "I uh... wow!" "So many questions." "What?" "You don't like the kids?" "So many questions." "I know you might think this is crazy." "And maybe I went about introducing them the wrong way, but..." "Those are my kids, and they are part of me." "I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner but I was just afraid of how you'd react." "Aww, come on." "Look at us." "A young couple, nice house, a couple of kids, just one thing missing..." "I got you." "You should've seen your face!" "Priceless." "Boy, you are a nut!" "A bona fide nut!" "So you'll stay?" "Dori." "You can't expect me to get excited about - excited..." "The kids go to bed early." "They do?" "Yes." "They do." "How early?" "Real early." "Real early?" "Real, real, real early." "Dori?" "Yes?" "How did the kids get here?" "So this is Grandpa Ed and Grandma Edna." "Dori says you sell houses." "That's nice." "A realtor?" "What is that?" "A six weeks of school before they give you a crappy red jacket?" "I have a B.S. in finance." "B.S. is right." "Norman buys homes whose loans have been defaulted on then he renovates before reselling." "It's very profitable." "What do you do with the family that's defaulted?" "Um?" "What?" "I mean what do you with the families that no longer have a home?" "Yeah." "What do you do with them?" "Um, well, that's not really my responsibility." "Making someone homeless isn't your responsibility?" "Well it doesn't exactly work that way." "If you don't have a home you're homeless." "How exactly is it supposed to work?" "You know, Norman, you should really think about trying to find these families homes." "Noted." "So what are your intentions?" "Come again?" "Your game plan, son." "What the hell's your game plan when it comes to Dori?" "Um, to be honest we're not really technically boyfriend and..." "We just celebrated our two month anniversary." "Oh!" "Congratulations!" "Anniversaries are such a hoot." "So you both are intimate with each another already." "That's always fun." "Grandma!" "Dr. Fisher says that a robust sex life can lead to a long and loving relationship." "And he wasn't just talking about heavy petting, neither." "He was talking about actual penetration and a whole lot of it." "Ed penetrates me all the time." "What the hell were you thinking?" "What I was thinking was that it would be nice for you to meet the family." "I didn't even know you had a family until ten minutes ago." "Everybody has a family." "Jesus Christ, Dori." "A relationship is a give and take proposition." "You can't just have sex from a woman and expect to give something in return." "What on earth are you talking about?" "You know very well Albert is struggling with percentages." "He could use your help." "Oh, you need my math skills?" "Listen!" "Dori, you're a lovely girl." "And I'm sure you're going to make someone very happy one day." "But man o' man, you need some fucking big time professional help." "That song?" "It's about a stalker." "And Pralines and Cream?" "It's disgusting." "So have a nice day, an even better life." "I'll see you on the other side." "What the?" "What happened to my steering wheel?" "What?" "What the fuck happened to my steering wheel?" "Your language, Norman." "Where's my fucking steering wheel!" "Oh boy." "We have some degenerate teenagers in town" "You sawed off my steering wheel!" "Are you accusing me of stealing?" "I'm accusing you of being out of your mind!" "You know how much this is going to cost me?" "I'll go find Grandpa, see if he can give you a ride into town." "There's a general store there." "A general store?" "This is a fucking Porsche not a stage coach!" "They have lots of stuff." "You'd be surprised." "'Keep it together." "Where's my phone." "Fuck!" "My phone's inside'" "Oh yes!" "Yes, yes, yes!" "Come on?" "Okay Andrew, pick up." "Pick up Andrew." "Pick up." "Hola, que tal?" "Oh thank God." "This chick is out of her gourd." "Mom?" "Is that you?" "Stop fucking around." "It sounds like you're in a well." "More like another planet." "Listen.." "Dori." "She's a complete whack job." "Oh, Dori, right." "How's that going?" "Uh." "Well, she's crazy, man." "Are we talking "takes it in the two-hole" crazy?" "Skye, not too far." "Or "brings a friend into bed" crazy?" "More like sawing off my steering wheels crazy." "Nah." "Can't hear you." "Dori thinks today is Valentine's Day." "Did you say she thinks today is 'Valentine's Day'?" "Yeah." "She's got hearts all over the house." "It's June." "That's what I said." "Karma's a bitch don't say that word, honey." "Yeah, you know what?" "Your sympathy is heart-warming." "Well what do you want to hear?" "You leave me with all the work." "That's not a very kind thing to do." "Oh my god?" "Dude, this shit is getting weirder by the minute." "You gotta get yourself up here." "Eh." "Back in the well." "Can't hear ya." "Get yourself up here!" "Well where's up here?" "Who are you talking to?" "Just checking my voice-mail on speaker." "And I can see how a lot of men can feel..." "Well..." "Cramped, or even trapped, in a relationship." "I don't blame them." "Some girls, my God, they expect their boyfriends to give up everything to be with them." "Not me." "I understand the need for Saturday night poker with the guys." ""Don't smother your man", that's what I always say." "Just let me love you, Norman." "Let us love you." "Is that so hard?" "Ouch!" "That looks like it hurt." "Are you okay?" "What the fuck is going on here?" "It's Easter!" "Don't use that language in front of the kids." "Fuck you and your kids!" "Untie my hands." "Kids, leave the room." "I wanna watch." "Let's go wake up Grandpa up and find some Easter eggs!" "You're getting yourself into big trouble." "You've gone too far, Dori." "I'm calling the cops." "What are you doing?" "Do you know how hard it is for a woman with two kids to meet a decent guy, let alone have him fall in love with her?" "Try E-fucking-Harmony." "When a guy first meets a girl he's all, 'You're so beautiful, la, la, la.'" "Then the girl gets excited and thinks," "'He might be the one, la, la, la.'" "Then she lets her guard down, invites him in, cooks for him, cleans for him, swallows for him, la, la, la." "Then he sees the kids and POOF!" "He's gone." "La." "La." "La." "You never even told me you had kids." "Had I told you then you would have never said 'yes' to coming up here, right?" "That's what I thought." "See, the problem with men is that they tend to react more to the situation rather than the person." "You should fall in love with the person regardless of the situation." "Now, you might be asking yourself," "'How do I get to know someone?" "'" "Good question." "That's where Dr. Fisher comes in." "In 'The Twelve Steps to a Happy New Year' he says that..." "'Different holidays naturally evoke different emotions in people." "It's important to experience all of those emotions in order to really get to know someone.'" "Now obviously you're not a big fan of Valentine's Day..." "But what's not to love about Easter?" "Enough is enough!" "This is insane!" "Is he ready?" "Can we come in?" "Okay kids." "It's time." "Oh yeah?" "There's one!" "Here's an orange one!" "I found it!" "No wait." "It's mine!" "Hey kids, no fighting on Easter." "Alright?" "How's he doing?" "Needless to say, the honeymoon's over." "And now the real work begins." "You people need major fucking help!" "Your language, Norman..." "My language, Dori?" "Blow me!" "Mom!" "Grandpa never asked if he could use my bat." "Now I'm sure Grandpa didn't mean to take it without your permission." "I certainly did not." "And I'm sorry." "Oh my goodness." "I almost forgot my pie." "I see snow on the table, Grandma." "Whoops!" "Thank you for reminding me about my manners, dear." "You're welcome." "Dori, what did you do differently with this chicken?" "I changed the marinade." "I used lemon and garlic this time." "Oh." "It's simply wonderful." "How do you like it, Norman?" "So many times I would try to do something fancy and I would ruin the taste of the meat." "I've tasted something like this before." "But I can't remember when." "It was Jackie's seventy eighth birthday party." "That's right." "The village threw a party and it was catered." "Chirpin Chicken!" "Oh, Ed." "Don't be a putz." "Chirpin Chicken!" "?" "Are you sure you don't want anything to eat?" "It's organic." "No dinner." "No desert." "That's right." "No dinner, no dessert." "Was it Rhonda's Rotisserie?" "I don't think so." "Mommy, he stuck his tongue out at me!" "Now, would you please have a little something to eat." "How can I be expected to eat if I can't use my hands?" "Albert can feed you." "Yeah." "Open up." "Come on." "Open up!" "I wanna feed him!" "No!" "I get to!" "Mom!" "Mom!" "Hey, hey - kids!" "I know!" "It was Conrad's Crispy Catered Chicken." "Conrad died in ninety three." "It was ninety five..." "I remember." "I wanna feed him!" "No!" "I get to!" " Mom!" " Kids!" "I am a grown man." "I refuse to be fed by a child!" "I remember!" "It was Billy's Broiled, Shake and Baked Chicken!" "That was it!" "I remember that." "Dolly's having an attack!" "Dolly's having an attack!" "Grab her inhaler in the drawer." "Hurry!" "Hurry Grandpa!" "Quickly!" "It's gonna be okay." "It's okay." "Here, dear." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Would you help me get her ready for bed?" "I'll draw her a bath." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Here comes the plane." "Open up!" " Oh come on..." " It's so good." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Who are you people?" "!" "You're all crazy!" "You're... psychos!" "Maniacs!" "All of you!" "I'm going to have all of you arrested!" "Please?" "For god sakes, somebody help me." "I gotta go" " I gotta pee?" "Thank god..." "I gotta take a piss." "Who is it?" "Who's there?" "Albert, is that you?" "Help me up." "What is wrong with you?" "The children need their sleep." "Now you show some consideration." "Now go back to sleep." "Morning." "Hey hon." "Is he up?" "Not yet." "I cut the chain to forty feet." "Yeah." "That feels about right." "Eww." "Yuck!" "Watch it kids." "Norman had an accident." "Ha ha!" "He wet his pants!" "Oh good." "You're awake." "I made breakfast." "I can heat some leftovers up for you if you want." "I'm only going to ask you once." "Do you want breakfast or not?" "Yes." "Yes, what?" "Yes, please." "Remember kids." "Always say 'please'" "Okay!" "I think it's Daddy time." "Let's all wish Norman a happy Father's Day!" "Happy Father's Day!" "Happy Father's Day!" "I wanna play baseball." "I wanna play beauty salon." "Remember kids, this is Daddy's day." "So he gets to do whatever he wants." "Good." "Because I wanna kill each and every one of you." "How about a special Thanksgiving dinner to celebrate the occasion?" "That's a fucking great idea." "Happy Thanksgiving." "Happy Father's Day!" "Time for daddy to go bye-bye." "I'm scared." "Jesus!" "You scared the shi" "You scared me." "You're scared too?" "Good." "Help me find Nibbles and we won't be scared." "Nibbles?" "Nibbles?" "Who's Nibbles?" "One of mommy's old boyfriend's gave him to me." "He makes me not so scared." "Your mom's boyfriend?" "I think his name was Eric or something." "Who's Eric?" "What happened to him?" "Mom keeps all that stuff in the closet." "Who does all this stuff belong to?" "Other men that Mom has brought home." "She keeps on to find daddies but they always keep on leaving." "One time, told me that he saw mommy and this man napping naked together." "And Mommy told me that when grown-ups nap naked together that means they love each other." "Have you napped naked with girls?" "Yeah." "I have." "How many times?" "Let's just say I like to take a lot of naps." "Look there's Mommy with white hair." "Doesn't she look pretty." "How long ago were these pictures taken?" "I don't know." "I wasn't born yet." "She gave all of these men little sparkly bears like yours." "All of them?" "Yes." "She says it's like giving them her heart." "What happened to them?" "I don't know." "We always play the 'voting game' on News Year's Eve." "Voting game?" "Like Survivor." "Have you seen 'The Biggest Loser?" "'" "Those people are so fat!" "They are?" "I like fat people." "They're funny." "After the voting game, I think they just go home!" "Norman?" "Where are you going?" "Where are you going, Norman?" "Norman, don't leave." "I'm going over here, Dolly." "I'm going right over here, Dolly." "Mommy gets really sad when the men leave." "She sometimes even cries." "Why would someone keep Mommy's heart if they don't love her anymore." "It's complicated, Dolly." "Sometimes grown ups do silly things that don't make any sense." "You'd give back the bear, wouldn't you?" "I would." "I only want mommy to have a husband so I can just have a daddy." "That's all." "Don't worry, Dolly." "It'll happen someday." "Really?" "Yeah." "Yes." "You deserve a good daddy." "Thank you Norman, I love you." "Hey!" "Wait!" "No!" "Stop!" "Grandpa stop!" "He was running!" "Dori, listen to me." "I get this." "I get where this is going." "Stop!" "Stop!" "It's all beginning to make sense, okay." "You've had a rough go of it with men." "What did Dolly tell you?" "Nothing, really." "I mean nothing I didn't already know." "I saw the boxes, Dori." "You're just thinking about Albert and Dolly." "I get that." "You're just trying to do what's right for them." "And guys like me?" "Guys like us?" "You know, we..." "We've never made it easy for you." "We're never thinking with our right heads." "We're selfish, and we forget there's emotions wrapped up in this stuff." "And we don't realize that we can hurt people's feelings, and believe me..." "If I've hurt you," "I'm really sorry." "Really?" "Yes." "I'm really, really sorry." "He's full of it." "No, I'm not." "I'm giving it back, Dori." "I'm not like those other guys." "I'm giving it back." "I'm giving back your heart, Dori." "So let's end this thing right now." "Let's put it behind us and move on." "What do you think?" "Enough is enough." "Don't!" "It's not what you think, Dori." "Who the hell is Cara?" "You son-of-a-bitch!" "After all I've done for you!" "How!" "How dare you do this to my and my family!" "You son-of-a-bitch!" "You asshole!" "So?" "Who would like to begin?" "I'll go." "Do you love her?" "Who?" "Cara?" "Do you love her?" "No." "Oh, so you're just screwing her, is that it?" "Maybe I'll just call Scotty Griffin from the General Store and start screwing him." "How would that make you feel?" "Oh, I like Scotty Griffin." "He always has a warm smile on his face." "We're not even together." "Yeah, you made that very clear." "You're just screwing her." "I mean you and me, Dori." "I'm not with you!" "I'm not with Cara!" "I'm not with anyone!" "How can you say that we're not together?" "We." "Are." "Not." "To-gether." "After everything that I've done for you." "You're such an asshole." "That's not getting us anywhere " "Fuck you too, Grandma." "I've done everything you've asked me to." "I've put up with all of your crazy shit." "Norman, is this because you're afraid of commitment?" "It's because she's fucking kidnapped me." "It's because she's beaten the shit out of me and shackled me to the floor." "It's because she's ripped the steering wheel out of my fucking car!" "Does Dr. Fisher have a chapter on that one?" "You do nothing but finger point." "When are you going to start owning up to your mistakes?" " You cheated on me, Goddamn you!" " For the love of God, woman!" "You're putting up walls and retreating into yourself." "I'm retreating because you scare the shit out of me!" "Do you remember when I took you to see Taming of the Shrew?" "It was our third date?" "Oh!" "Was that you?" "You were walking back from getting us drinks our eyes locked and you had a look on your face." "What was it?" "What was that look?" "I don't know, Dori." "I love you?" "You love me?" "Your tits looked good in your dress?" "Any of those right?" "Was there ever a chance for you to love me?" "I don't even know what that word means." "That is such a shame, because you have no idea what you're missing." "Can I just say something?" "Of course, Norman." "You know..." "What you said, that last thing." "What?" "Uh, I mean..." "Maybe I am missing something." "I mean it's not like I have everything figured out." "Take these holidays." "I haven't really been embracing them to be perfectly honest." "What are you getting at?" "I don't know!" "Hey!" "Why don't I take charge of one of the holidays?" "So now you want to do a holiday?" "Yeah!" "Hey, why don't we celebrate Mother's Day?" "Yeah, right." "It's a little too late to be sucking up." "I'm not sucking up." "What would Dr. Fisher say?" "Well, that's a good question." "Dr. Fisher always says you need to forgive your partner." "Forgive Dori, this relationship has no hope unless you forgive Norman and give him another chance." "Yeah." "Come on, Dori." "Let me rally the troops." "Make you breakfast, bring it to you in bed." "I'm not saying I have everything figured it out, but I'm saying I'm willing to try." "These holidays mean nothing to you, Norman." "I know." "But they mean something to you." "And that means something to me." "Please, Dori." "Let me show you what I'm capable of." "It'll be nice." "Come on, let's pick up the pace." "Your mother's going to love it." "Aren't these flowers beautiful." "This isn't really a Denver omelet because the ham isn't from Denver." "Yeah, we covered that already." "All right." "Let's go." "Get in." "Ready Mommy?" "Happy Mother's Day." "I picked the flowers." "I stirred the eggs." "Beautiful!" "Happy Mother's Day!" "Well?" "Well I'm not going to lie." "It's pretty spectacular." "And to think you doubted me." "I don't know what to say." "Dori - you don't have to say anything!" "Oh you son-of-a-bitch!" "You bastard!" "Norman!" "Norman!" "Fuck!" "Norman!" "Come back here!" "Norman!" "Norman!" "You come back here right now!" "You come back here right now!" "Norman!" "Norman!" "Come back here!" "Norman!" "Norman!" "God damn you!" "Get back here!" "Norman!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck you, Norman!" "Norman!" "Norman, please!" "Dolly's having an attack!" "She can't breathe!" "She needs her inhaler!" "Please Norman!" "Please Norman!" "Fuck you, Dori." "Please." "I'm begging you!" "Norman, she's gonna die if she doesn't get her inhaler." "Please!" "Please!" "Please!" "I'm begging you!" "Please!" "Please!" "She's gonna die!" "I'm begging you!" "Dolly's going to die?" "Norman please hurry!" "I am!" "I am!" "Where is it?" "It's in the drawer below the breadbox." "Okay, I got it!" "Hurry up, Norman!" "What are you doing?" "Dolly needs you!" "Don't fuck with me!" "She needs you!" "Just hurry up!" "I promise I won't do anything." "Okay." "I'm just doing this for Dolly." "Hurry up!" "Don't you fuck with me!" "I got the inhaler!" "Unlock the door, please!" "Just unlock the door!" "Please, just open the door, toss the inhaler in" "I do that then you'll hit me in the head with a microwave or something." "No way!" "Just open the door!" "Get in the closet!" "Norman!" "I'm not coming in until everyone gets in the closet!" "Trick or treat." "Can we open up one present?" "Please?" "Not now." "Maybe later." "This is important." "As you may have noticed," "Daddy and I have been having some relationship hiccups." "And I'm certainly not here to place blame, okay?" "Although I'm not the one who cheated." "But as always, I'm going to put our relationship in the hands of my beloved family." "So I want you all to give this very careful?" "Stop touching me!" "I'm gonna have to put you to bed right now, am I?" "No?" "We'll do our usual scoring." "One out of ten, ten being best." "Since there's five of us, it'll be?" "What about me?" "Don't I get a vote?" "Let's say if he gets a total of forty points, he'll stay." "Anything less and, well..." "Be sure to cover the Nativity scene." "It has sentimental value." "I remember." "I remember." "Hold on a second?" "What's that for?" "Don't you think forty is uh" "Forty out of fifty is a tad high?" "She deserves a fifty out of fifty." "And it upsets me that you think I should have to settle." "Come on, Dori." "It's not settling that much - thirty-five?" "It's still above average." "So you're okay with being just average?" "Above average." "Wow." "Okay then." "Let's all vote on this slightly above average relationship." "All we need is seven points per person and we can keep this slightly above average family together." "It's 10pm." "Do you know where your children are?" "Ooo, we gotta get the kids to bed." "It's getting late." "Okay." "We need to get started." "Thirty-five points it is." "Who's first?" "Four!" "Grandpa starts things off with a four." "Who's next?" "A four?" "Only reason why you're even getting that many is because I've seen Dori smilin' around you a couple of times." "Ed's never even taken the time to get to know me." "What I know, I don't like." "A four." "Moving on." "Okay." "My turn." "My turn." "Albert, buddy." "Whazzup?" "You know, when you first got here, I was like," ""Wow!" "Finally mom brought home a ten."" "A ten!" "Yes!" "Hi five, little buddy!" "But... then you opened your potty mouth." "Potty mouth?" "Mom?" "Just this once." "'Fuck' six times," "'Mother fucker' four times." "'Cocksucker' five times," "'Cocksucker mother fucker' eight times." "'Son of a bitch' three times," "'Shit'..." "Eleven times..." "And you told mom to 'blow me' once." "I'm not sure what that means but I can tell it's bad." "Oh, and I'm not including the word "poo"" "because Dolly and I are allowed to say it." "Ha-ha!" "He said poo!" "Alright fine, minus one point for having a potty mouth." "That's a nine." "And speaking of potty, I don't want a dad who still wets the bed." "Okay, now..." "That's not fair!" "So that's minus another point." "That's a total of twelve points." "Who's next?" "And twelve of thirty-five is what percent?" "What?" "You said you were good at percentages." "Twelve of thirty-five is what percent?" "Do you or don't you know the answer?" "Give me a quick second." "I have to..." "I'll take that as a no." "I give him a seven out of ten." "That's seventy percent!" "Ha!" "And like Dolly couldn't have gotten that one right." "Nice try." "Oh lookie here." "A rifle." "What I've always wanted." "Wait-wait-wait!" "Don't I get a chance for rebuttal or something?" "Grandma, you're next." "On a commercial break." "Come on!" "We gotta get this going." "Commercial break." "Hit the Pause!" "I'll give him a ten." "Yes!" "A ten!" "Loving you, Edna." "Great, Grandma gives him a ten." "You've got twenty one points." "Dolly you're up." "Out of ten points, how much do you like Norman?" "Of all the daddy's that mommy has brought home" "I like Norman the best." "Wow?" "Even better than Hans?" "Excuse me." "The child was talking." "I'm going to give him the best number ever." "And I thank you, Dolly." "I always knew you?" "And the best number is five and a half." "What?" "Five and a half because that's how old I am." "Five and a half." "Aww lookie here!" "I guess I was good this year." "Hold on!" "Hold on!" "Hold on!" "Dori still gets a vote?" "Fat chance!" "You only got twenty six points." "Twenty six and a half." "There's no way Dori's gonna give you a nine." "Right?" "Norman." "Believe me when I say this that no one wanted this relationship more than me." "God, you made me so happy." "Grandma?" "Kids." "Gotta go to bed." " But I wanna watch." " No." " That's not fair." " No." "It's past bedtime." "Albert!" "Come on." "I never get to watch." "Norman..." "I have tried and tried and tried with you." "But if I pull away from the fairy tale" "I have to be honest with myself." "Dori, please don't do this." "For the first time in my life I'm wondering if true love is even possible." "Dori, please listen to me." "There was something there." "We had something, it was there." "No there wasn't." "I was foolish to think otherwise." "You're out for one thing and one thing only." "Just like those other men." "I'm not like those other men." "You're just like those other men." "No." "I'm not." "See..." "look." "I'm not." "I'm not like those other men." "I'm giving it back, Dori." "I'm giving back your heart." "See?" "Take it." "Take the bear, Dori." "Please, take the bear Dori." "Please Dori." "Take the bear." "Please!" "God!" "Dori, take the bear?" "Stop it!" "Alright!" "It's fucking over!" "I'm telling you right now man... back the fuck up!" "You won't do anything!" "I'm not fucking around." "I will blow her head off!" "Give me the keys to the collar." "Give me the fucking keys!" "You can dangle there and rot in hell for all I care." "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "God damn it, you fucking people!" "You lied to me, Norman." "Are you fucking kidding me?" "You've been nothing but a lie." "I never lied about the way I felt." "Happy fucking New Year, Dori." "How does love happen?" "With all the random people in the world, how do two of them meet, connect, and then fall in love?" "A couple might feel passion, or lust, but it's not the same." "True love is strength and security and it's forever." "I loved you, Norman." "I truly loved you." "As we go about the chaos of our daily lives, we're left wondering how, when, or even if it will ever happen to us." "But it happens." "At a completely random, but perfectly precise moment, two people connect and fall in love." "It doesn't happen very often." "That's why you have to keep looking." "And the search for love can be a very scary and lonely journey." "Sad to say - some hearts get broken along the way." "But I still believe in love." "I still believe there's someone out there who will sweep me off my feet." "I know there is." "There's got to be." "I just have to keep looking." "Maybe I will call Scotty Griffin."

" Afternoon, Parker." " Good afternoon, sir." "General Faversham is waiting for you on the terrace." " Dr Sutton, sir." " You've had a long journey, Doctor." "It's worth the journey to join old comrades." " Are they all coming?" " Same crowd, a year older." " Sit down, help yourself." " Thank you." "Well, what's the news from London?" "Haven't you heard?" "Gordon's dead, murdered in Khartoum." "That's no news to me." "I said that would happen years ago, when Gordon was first sent to Egypt." "He wasn't hard enough." "They wanted someone like you out there." "Just what I was going to say meself." "First time for 100 years there isn't a Faversham in the army and look at the mess they make!" "I'm too old and the boy's too young." "Me own fault for not marrying sooner." "You remember the boy, he's 15 years old today." "I'm going to let him dine with us tonight." " Oh, good." " I can tell you, I'm worried about him." " Oh?" " I can't understand the boy." "I sent him to the best army school in England, always tell him about his famous ancestors and I found him this morning reading a poetry book!" "Shelley, of all people!" "I want you to help me lick this boy into shape - make him hard." "(General chatter)" "Gentlemen, the Crimea!" " Old comrades!" " (All) Old comrades!" "Arnold, Raglan... (Sighing and coughing)" "Crimea, by Jove." "War was war in those days." "And men were men, no room for weaklings." "Balaclava, for instance." "You fellows remember the positions." "Now..." "Here, these nuts were the Russians." "Guns, guns, guns." "On the right, the British infantry, the Thin Red Line." "There was the commander in chief, and here was I, at the head of the old 68th." "The right was impassable, the left was blocked, behind us was the commander in chief." "I realised the position in a flash." "I said, "The 68th will move forward."" "One of my subalterns came to me, shaking." "Absolutely shaking." "I said, "What's wrong, Travers?" "I'm afraid to face those guns, sir."" "I said, "Would you rather face me?"" "Hmpf!" "He took one look at my face and off he went." "Later, he was shot to pieces at the head of his men, as a soldier should be, eh?" "I quite agree." "I can tolerate nerves before a battle but I can't stand cowardice." "I recall a soldier at Inkerman facing a charging Cossack." "I saw a man fumble with his musket, then turn and run." "The Cossack's lance went straight through his neck." "Best thing that could've happened." "Remember Wilmington?" " (Faversham) Who?" " Fine old service family." "Father killed at Inkerman, grandfather blown up under Nelson, an uncle scalped by Indians." "A splendid record." "(Faversham) What happened?" "He was ordered to gallop through the lines with a message." "Paralysed with funk, couldn't move." "General sent his adjutant - killed before he'd gone 50 yards." "Sent his ADC - head blown off." "Then he took the message himself, lost his arm." " Ruined his cricket." " Oh, yes, I remember." "He disgraced his family, his father disowned him." "Hung about a year or two, then blew his brains out." "He had the courage to blow his brains out." "Courage?" "Last spark of decency, that's all." "There's no place in England for a coward." "Harry, past 11." "Time you were in your bed." "No, no - sit ye down, my boy, sit ye down." "It's his birthday and we've not drunk his health." "A toast to Harry, and may he prove the bravest of the Favershams." "(All) To Harry!" " Thank you." " (Laughing) That's right, boy." " Good night, Father." " Good night, Harry." " Good night, gentlemen." " (All) Good night, my boy." "(Dr Sutton) Harry?" "You don't remember me." "I remember you, though, when you were about so long." "I was doctor in your father's regiment in the Crimea." "I knew your mother too, she was my friend." "I'd like you to think of me as your friend too." "If ever you should need me, here's my card." "It's not much use to anybody nowadays but if ever you feel the need, write to me." "Come and see me." "That's very kind of you, sir." "Thank you." " Good night, sir." " Good night, Harry." "(Man) Section!" "Left!" "Wheel!" "Stand at...ease!" "Ten years ago, General Gordon was murdered in Khartoum and the British Army was withdrawn into Egypt without punishing the crime." "Today, the Royal North Surrey Regiment is under orders to join Sir Herbert Kitchener's army" " for the reconquest of the Sudan." " (Cheering)" "What's Egypt like, John?" " Principally sand, sweat and sunstroke." " Lovely." "When do we start?" " Can't say." " Not before Thursday?" "No, it took them 10 years to decide, we'll be lucky to start in a month." "Then I'll give you these." "Mr Harry Faversham, Capt John Durrance" " and one for Fat-face Willoughby." " What's all this?" "An invitation to the Burroughs family beanfeast, with string band, strawberry ices and hired waiters." "My sister's coming of age." "Ethne's 21 so Father's letting himself go." " Champagne?" " Gallons." " Oysters?" " In June?" "I had them at my coming out." "I had the sense to be born in March." "Father will be terrific." "He's written four speeches, been rehearsing them in the bathroom." ""My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, officers of my old regiment," ""this is an occasion for double rejoicing." ""I can announce not only my daughter's coming of age" ""but also her engagement to the son of my old comrade in arms," ""Mr Harry Faversham of the Royal North Surrey Regiment."" " What, him?" " Our own Harry Faversham." " This is very sudden." " It's been planned for months." " Good luck, Harry." " Thanks." "Good luck, Harry." " Thanks, John." " (Willoughby) What about Egypt?" "You can't take her." "When the dervishes catch you, they cut off your nose and hang you upside-down." "All the money falls out of your pockets." "I'll see you at dinner." " Oh." "Did I frighten the poor lamb?" " Shouldn't be surprised." "What's come over him?" "Can't take a joke." "Never takes a drink, moons about all day, reads poetry all night." "If that's love, give me indigestion." "Oh." "Time to get changed." "So long." "So long." "I'm sorry." "I was a fool to make a joke of it like that, I know how you feel." "That's all right, Peter." "It was for her to decide." "I wish it had been you all the same." "See you at mess." "After all, there are plenty of other girls." "Plenty." "For other men." "Many years ago, I fought in the Crimea, beside that very gallant soldier, General Faversham, whose death last year was such a loss to us." "(All) Hear, hear." "Tonight I am proud to announce the engagement of my daughter to Harry Faversham, my dear old friend's only son." "(All) Bravo!" "10 years ago, when Harry was a boy, I raised my glass in his honour with the toast "May he prove the bravest of all the Favershams."" "Harry Faversham, coupled with the name of my daughter Ethne." "(All) To Harry!" "Good luck, Harry!" "The company is now dismissed, the business of dancing will now commence." "(Murmurs of approval, music begins)" "(All chattering)" "(Upbeat waltz)" "Well, Colonel, you're off on this Egyptian affair, eh?" "Of course, it's only a minor campaign." "It'll do you a world of good." " The army's too soft nowadays." " You mean not hard enough?" "Of course!" "Now, the Crimea." "Ah!" "War was war in those days and men were men." "Let me tell you what happened at Balaclava." " You remember the positions, Doctor." " Only too well." "I was over there, on the extreme left." "Here were the Russian batteries, behind the nuts." "Guns, guns, guns." "On the right, the British infantry - the Thin Red Line." " I suppose they didn't get much to eat." " What are you talking about?" "You said they were so thin." " The line, I meant!" "Not the men." " Oh." "Here was the commander in chief." "And here was I, at the head of the old 68th." " Sorry Father dragged Egypt into it." " Tired of Egypt already?" "We have it for breakfast and lunch, the honour of the regiment for supper." "He understands you're marrying me and not the regiment?" "He's not quite sure about that." "Are you quite sure?" "When we're old and creaking with rheumatism, we shall think back to this night." " Ethne, you'll never creak." " We'll creak with the best of them, and through the creaks will come the sound of this dance music, and the light of the moon and the scent of the flowers." "This is a solemn occasion, Harry." "A memory is being born tonight." "A memory that will stand the test of all the years." "Moments like this are better than memories." "The memories will be the best, because they'll be out of reach of uncertainty and care." "Memories just float about on their own, with no shadows upon them." "Dance music, the moon and evening primroses, that's all." "(Dancers applauding)" "You're not going to rob me of my solitary dance, Ethne?" "I'm sorry, it's my fault." "Is this your dance?" " It's just started." " I too have a partner waiting." "Excuse me." "It wasn't his fault, it was mine." "I talk too much." " Shall we dance?" " It's a polka." " Don't you like a polka?" " Bit jerky, isn't it?" "Like saying goodbye in Morse code." " I'm sorry." " There's no need." " It's terribly hard to explain." " There's nothing to explain." "You don't expect a girl to write out a catalogue, points why I love Mr A and don't love Mr B." "It's only Mr B who puzzles out the points against him." "You never saw such an impressive list." "Reasons why Ethne doesn't love John." " Reason one..." " Don't, John." "I put down about 40." "Reason 41 was "she loves the other man"." " So I crossed the rest out." " Thank you." "With you to help him, he'll have a splendid career." "You'll enjoy helping him?" " I hope I shall be able to." " You will, you'll be very happy." "And I think I shall always love you." "Oh, John, dear..." " I'm so sorry." " Rubbish, I shall be all right." "You shan't be sorry for anything tonight." "Come and dance that polka." "Faversham?" "See what he wants, Lubbock." "He wants to see you privately, sir." "Oh, very well." "(Door closes)" "Well, Faversham?" "I want you to accept this, sir." " What is it?" " I am resigning my commission." "Resigning your commission?" "What do you mean?" "I mean just that, sir." "I don't understand." "I should've done this months ago." "I accepted a commission for my father's sake, because all his family have been soldiers." "When he died my duty towards him was done." "Your duty towards him?" "!" "Have you no duty towards your country?" "Go and lie down in a dark room, my boy." "You'll be all right in the morning." "I've made up my mind, sir." "Faversham, if you do this, you'll regret it for the rest of your life." "I'm sorry, sir, I've made up my mind." "You're shirking your duty, sir!" "I refuse to accept your resignation." "I am within my rights to resign, you cannot refuse." "I never thought I should live to see a Faversham play the coward." " May I go, sir?" " Yes." "Go." " The officers..." " Well?" "!" "..are waiting, sir." "(Relieved whistle)" " Gentlemen, final orders have arrived." " (Murmuring)" "The regiment leaves on Thursday." "We march to Portsmouth and embark at midday." "I've just received this telegram from General Kitchener." ""Glad to welcome your regiment to my command."" " That's very nice, isn't it?" " Gentlemen." "There will be one change in regimental orders for the 15th." "Mr Faversham has seen fit to send in his papers on the eve of his regiment sailing for active service." "His place will be taken by Mr Parker, who was to have remained at the depot." " Congratulations." " Glad you're coming with us." "(Crowd cheering)" " Well, I must be off." " Goodbye, John." " Goodbye." " Good luck to you." " You'll keep an eye on young Peter?" " I will, sir." "Both eyes." "There's a luvvie ducks." "What's she crying for?" "There." "Well, goodbye, Aggie." "Take care of your ma." "(Baby crying)" " Goodbye, Fred." " Goodbye, luvvie." "Don't take on, now." "I'm all right." "The kids will miss you." " Goodbye, my boy." " Goodbye, Father." " The dogs are going to miss you." " Yes, sir." "(All singing) Should auld acquaintance be forgot" "In the days of auld lang syne?" "For auld lang syne, my dear" "For auld lang syne" "We'll take a cup o' kindness yet" "For the sake of auld lang syne" "(Ship's horn)" "Harry!" "What's happened?" "Peter left last night, Father went to see you all off." "It's cancelled?" "You're not going after all?" "They've gone." "The regiment sailed this morning." " But I haven't gone with them." " I don't understand." "We've discussed it so often." "The futility of this idiotic Egyptian adventure, the madness of it all, the ghastly waste of time that we can never have again." " What have you done, Harry?" " I've resigned my commission." "I should've done it sooner, long ago." "It's released me from the life of an impostor." "That's all a man is if he fails to be true to his beliefs." "I believe in our happiness, in the work to be done here to save an estate from ruin." "To save those people neglected by my family because they preferred glory in India, China and Africa." "(Knock at door)" "Excuse me, miss." "This package has just arrived for Mr Faversham, addressed in your care and marked "urgent"." "Thank you." "Mr Thomas Willoughby..." "Mr Peter Burroughs..." "Captain John Durrance." "They had a fine sendoff, Ethne." "I went aboard and had lunch with them before they sailed." "Peter has a cabin with Durrance and Willoughby." "I'm glad they're together." " Father..." " Yes, it was a wonderful sight, the vessel steaming into the channel and everyone cheering..." "May I speak to you a moment, sir?" "It was cruel to send these." "Cruel, but just." "That's what you think, isn't it?" "You needn't tell me, Ethne, I can see it clearly in your eyes." "We agreed always to be honest with each other, to keep no secrets." "When you did this... did you believe that I should be proud of you?" "I thought you'd understand." "We've talked of these things and we've always understood each other." "I know, Harry, we've talked and dreamed of things we'd do if we were free." "Some people are born free, they can do as they like without consequences." "But you were not born free and nor was I." "We were born into a tradition, a code we must obey even if we do not believe." "We must obey because the pride and happiness of those around us depends upon our obedience." "I quite understand." "There should be four feathers here." "We agreed always to be honest with each other." "Give it to me." "(Reveille)" "Come on!" "Brigade!" "Attention!" "Shoulder...arms!" "Present...arms!" "(Military band begins)" "Shoulder...arms!" "(Horses whinnying)" " You've served here before." " Abu Klea, sir." "Then you know what to expect." " And you too?" " I've been out here ever since, sir." " Married?" " Yes, sir." " Children?" " Four, sir." "When I left home." " Harry Faversham?" " Hello, Doctor." "What's happened?" "I thought your regiment had gone?" "Yes, they've gone." "Like the guards have gone tonight." "Years ago, I gave you my card." "Do you remember?" " Yes, Doctor, I remember." " In case you ever needed any help." "Come along, we'll have a quiet supper at my club, it's just across the park - the Naval And Military." "No, not there, if you don't mind, Doctor." " Let's go to my rooms." " Very well." "You left the army because your duty to your home was greater than your duty towards a crowd of African peasants?" "There's nothing dishonourable in that." "If that's all, if that's the whole truth, these feathers are an insult to be treated with the contempt they deserve." "If that were all, I'd have burnt them and you'd never have known." "But you know that it's not all." "Just as Ethne knew." "(Distant cheering, military drumming)" "I was told a ghastly story when I was a boy - you were there." "An officer who failed to carry a message through fear, an officer disgraced and hounded out of society, who shot himself in a back room because his life was ruined." "That story haunted me." "Many a man is haunted by some fear." "It was more than fear." "My father believed me to be a coward." "His belief turned fear into reality." "I knew if ever put in the same position" "I'd behave like that man and meet the same end." "I am a coward, Doctor." "If I'd not been a soldier, I might have concealed it all my life." "But to be a soldier and a coward is to be a menace to the men whose lives are in your hands." "When orders came for Egypt I knew fate was closing in round me, just as it closed round that other man." "I fought against it," "I believed in all the reasons I gave for shirking my job." "I deceived myself, but I didn't deceive my friends." "The men who sent me these feathers knew me better than I knew myself." "The man who tries to cheat fate is more than a coward, he's a fool as well!" "You're wrong there, Harry." "I never met a fool who had the imagination to be a coward." "If I thought you were a coward, I should take this with me." "Fight you for it if necessary." "It's because I know you've no intention of using it on yourself that I leave it here." "Harry, is there anything I can do?" " Yes, there is something you can do." " Yes?" "I shall be leaving England tomorrow." "I shall write to you from time to time, just to tell you that I'm alive." "If you don't hear from me for a year... you'll know that I'm dead." "If that happens, I'd like you to go to Ethne and tell her that at least I tried to put right the shame and humiliation I caused her." "Can you tell me where you're going?" "Egypt." "(General chatter)" "(Speaking Arabic)" " Dr Harraz?" " Yes." "I've come from England, from an old friend of yours" " Dr Sutton." "I remember him, I served with him in the hospital in India." "How is he?" " Well." "He sends you his greetings." " What may I do for you?" "I need to reach General Kitchener's army," "I want your help to disguise me as a native." " You speak Arabic?" " No." " You have some native tongue?" " No." "The army is 400 miles away, across enemy lands." "How then can a doctor help you, except to certify you as mad?" "I know of the Sangali tribe, who revolted against the Khalifa." "In revenge, the Khalifa cut out their tongues and branded them." " You know the brand?" " All men know the brand of the Sangali." "Then you understand why I am here." "You will miss your tongue in many ways." "I will keep my tongue - no one will look for it if I am branded." "I can stain your skin but I cannot imitate a scar that would escape detection." " That I understand." " Is your mission of such importance?" "May I stay in your house until the wound has healed?" "(Harry yelping in pain)" "You are a brave man." " Ah, Durrance." " Told to report, sir." "I've spoken to Kitchener." "You know the situation." "The ships must get up the Nile, it's the only feasible route to Omdurman, but the Khalifa are blocking the river and we can't get through the gorge." "The Khalifa must be drawn away by some sort of bluff, into the desert." " Yes, sir." " If a brigade appeared on his flank, he'd have to face it, leaving the river unguarded." "Yes, sir." "General Kitchener can't spare a regiment or a brigade, but he can spare a company." "Number 5 Company of the Royal North Surreys." "Thank you, sir." "Number 1 Section, quick march!" " Number 2 Section, quick march!" " Number 3 Section, quick march!" "Number 4 Section, quick march!" "(Bugle)" "(Military drumming)" "(Speaking Arabic)" "Who is this man?" "(Continues) How much did he overhear?" "(Grunts unintelligibly)" "Sangali." "(Continue speaking in Arabic)" "That was a very bad performance." "No Sangali would enter a room with the self-assurance of an Englishman." " Why was he in such a funk?" " He is terrified of betrayal." " Oh, I see." " I have no such fears but I should be more comfortable if you'd tell me why all this - the wandering, the disguise." "In England, four people each gave me a white feather." "They must take them back." "A mad race, the English." "Oh, not so mad." "A white feather is the mark of a coward." "Ah, I see." "Then why worry?" "Be a coward and be happy." "No, Doctor." "I have been a coward and I wasn't happy." "Did he bring any news?" "Yes, the North Surrey Regiment has left Abu Hamed." "Crossing the desert you could meet at the Nile, near the 5th Cataract." "Part of the army is going up by boat." "They will be hauled up the Cataract by native labour." "There is your chance." "(Chanting)" "(Native choral singing)" "(Native singing, slow drumbeats)" "(Singing, whip cracking)" "(Native chattering intensifies)" "(Native singing continues)" "(Native singing fades)" " All right, Sergeant?" " All correct, sir." "We've enough scarecrows to look like the whole army." "That should work, the men can rest." "But the moment we're spotted, we'll have no time to admire the view." " No, sir." " Take the men back to the camp." "Very good, sir." "(Locusts fluttering)" "(Speaking Arabic)" "Your watch, no fuzzies round here." " I'm gonna have a word with the captain." " Right ho, Sarge." "Blimey!" "Two men!" "At the double!" "Put down your rifles!" "Come on, give me a hand." "Shouldn't we start back to camp?" "His orders were to stay until we see dervishes, and we ain't seen none." " We need ice for the back of his neck." " And a saucy nurse to slap it on!" "(All chattering)" " Can you see anything?" " No." "I can't make it out." "He said he'd be back by dawn at the latest." "Perhaps he's spotted a covey of dervishes." "No, if he had he'd be back in no time." "(Native singing and drumming)" "(Calls out in native tongue)" "(Men on horseback whooping)" "(Speaking Arabic)" "Kitchener?" "(Shouts orders in Arabic)" "(All shouting)" "(Whooping and shouting)" " Who's there?" " Corporal Evans, sir." " How long have I been lying here?" " Since this time yesterday, sir." " What's the time now?" " About 3 o'clock, sir." "Call Sergeant Brown the moment it's daylight." "But it's light now, sir, it's afternoon." "What?" " Call Sergeant Brown." " Yes, sir." " Sergeant Brown, the captain wants you." " All right." " Sergeant Brown here, sir." " Come in, come in." "No sign of dervishes yet, sir." "Strike the camp immediately, I spotted dervish yesterday." "Very good, sir." "Corporal Clark, call in your men!" "Hughes, bring the captain's horse." "Double there." " Ready to march off, sir." " Sergeant, come here, don't go away." " I want you to help me to my horse." " Very good, sir." "Attention!" "Flower and Bardell strike the tent, put it on the mule and follow behind." "Section at ease, quick march." "(Camels braying)" "(Durrance) Take me to my tent." "(Brown) Very good, sir." "(Burroughs) Glad to see you back, sir." "Spotted a dervish, so I stayed to keep watch." "They saw us all right, so that's half our work done." "Sergeant, give the men food and see they get to sleep." "Willoughby, Parker, put those fires out and double the sentries." "No immediate danger but we must keep on alert from now on." "(Both) Yes, sir." " Brown, put your fire out." " Bill, give us a hand!" "Simper, Curtis, Gamble - bring your equipment." "Peter, I got a touch of the sun out there yesterday." "Hard luck, old boy." "I had sunstroke when I was a kid at school." " How did it affect you?" " Gave me a devil of a headache." "You look a bit done in." "You need a good rest." "We're not in a healthy spot here." "Things may get a good deal worse." "I'm feeling groggy, I'm going in to rest now." " Will you look after things here tonight?" " Yes, of course." " Shall I help you in?" " No, I'll be all right in the morning." "(Sobbing quietly)" "(All chattering)" " Seen anything?" " No, sir." " Keep your eyes open." " Very good, sir." " Yes, I shall be glad when the sun rises." " Yes, sir." "(Bird call)" "(Speaking native language)" "Alarm!" " (Gunfire) - (Man) Alarm!" "Bugler!" "Alarm!" "(Bugler playing)" "Alarm!" "Alarm!" "Alarm!" "(All shouting)" "(Man) Alarm!" "(Bugler playing)" "Fire!" "Load!" "Present!" "Fire!" "Present!" "Fire!" "Fire!" "Where are you?" "Are they all round?" "I can't see in this smoke!" "Fire!" "Load!" "Present!" "Fire!" "Load!" "Present!" "Fire!" "(Durrance) Load!" "Present!" "Fire!" "Load!" "Fire!" "(Shouting in native language)" "(All shouting)" "(Gunfire continues)" " Sir, Ali has news." " Good, what does he know?" "(Speaking Arabic)" "The Khalifa's left the Nile with his army." "That's the news we're waiting for." "Give orders to sail at once." "This is grand." "Kitchener can have his battle where he wants it." "Thanks to Durrance." "He's done a magnificent job." "(Speaking native language)" "(Speaking native language)" "(Cawing)" "(Cawing)" "Peter?" "(Gourd stopper pops)" "Is that you, Peter?" "Peter?" "Peter?" "Peter?" " Peter!" " (Cawing)" "Willoughby?" "!" "Burroughs!" "Peter!" "For God's sake, answer me!" "Oh, is that you, Peter?" "I'm blasted near mad!" "I..." "I can't see, Peter." "It's no good pretending any more, I can't see." "I'm blind." "The sun got me out there in the mountains." "Why don't you speak?" "What's the matter?" "Who are you?" "!" "What, are you all dumb?" "You've never seen a blind man before?" "Who the devil are you?" "!" "Speak!" "If not English then Arabic but speak." "Speak!" "It's true, then." "They're all dead." "All my company wiped out." "Nothing but a blind man and a dumb lunatic." "There's nothing left but death from thirst." "Come here." "Come here!" "Lean your head against the one cool thing left in this blasted furnace." "You won't?" "All right, well... go to the devil alone!" "(Gunshot)" "(Gunshot)" "(Grunting) Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" "I'll kill you!" "(Yelling)" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Company, stand to!" "Company, fall in!" "Load!" "Present!" "Fire!" "Load!" "Present!" "Fire!" "Fire!" "Load!" "Present!" "Fire!" "Fire!" "Load!" "Present...!" "Give me my helmet, Sergeant, will you?" "Ethne..." ""Don't you like the polka?" "A bit jerky, isn't it?"" "Ethne, I shall love you always." "(Cawing)" "Hello, Doctor." "I'm glad to find you alone, Ethne." " I really came here to talk to you." " Well, doctor?" "Have you heard from Harry Faversham?" "I've heard nothing." "It was his own wish and my wish that the break should be complete." "I've no idea where he is or what he's doing." "I promised to give you a message when I saw him on the night he left a year ago." "A year ago?" "Then..." "I don't understand, Doctor." "He left England for one purpose only - if he succeeded he said you would learn by means that needed no explanation." "If he failed then he asked me to let you know that at least he'd done his best." "I see." "He promised to write to me now and then, to show he was still alive." "If I heard nothing for a year then his silence would show that he was dead." "My dear." "So that's the end." " You think I behaved brutally, Doctor." " No." "I did behave brutally." "I behaved like the worst kind of coward." "I failed to help him when he was terribly in need of help." "Nothing you'd have done would've altered his decision." " I could have helped him!" " You could have done nothing." "His mind was made up." "You must always remember that." "For the sake of his memory and for your own happiness." "Oh, Ethne!" "What are you two mooching about outside for?" "Having a dose of your country air, General." "It'll be bronchitis if you don't take care." "Come on in for some sherry." "Look, an Arab." "He's got an officer!" " He's trying to rob him!" " Let's get him!" "(Soldiers approaching)" "Abdul, ask him what he has to say." "(Speaking Arabic)" "(Groans)" "It is useless, Your Excellency, he is from the Sangali tribe, he cannot speak." "Put him with the thieves and send them to mend the roads." " March him out, Sergeant." " Sir." "(Man) The doctor, sir." " Doctor, how's Durrance?" " He'll pull through." "Splendid." "The regiment can't spare a man like that." "He's blind." "Blind?" "Sunstroke." "Exposure of the eyes to the sun." "I've seen it before, Colonel." "A man alone lies there exposed." "But with rest he'll get better?" "With immediate attention he might have, but not now." "The nerves are completely destroyed." "Jump!" " Bravo!" " Good work, John, good work." "(Laughs) You'll have me riding to hounds in a few weeks." " Up another six inches, Joe." " Not today." " Just a tiny bit more." " Tomorrow." "Time to dress for dinner." "Dress?" "!" "I can dress in ten minutes now." " There's your shaving lesson, too, sir." " Ah, yes." "And my lesson in making bow ties." "Back to school again, Ethne." " Joe's a great teacher." " Easy with a good pupil." "And no more chopped up meals" " I want a lesson in carving roast chicken!" "See you at dinner." "Come on, Joe." "Thank you." "Brave man." "I hope I can make him very happy." "Joe, you do it for me, will you?" "Look here, I've been wanting to say something to you for a long time." "Beastly difficult to know how to put it." "It's no business of mine but are you sure you're right in doing this?" "Quite sure." "A man becomes a soldier with knowledge of the risks." "If misfortune comes he doesn't ask for pity or sympathy but you've got your whole life before you." "I know it's a noble, unselfish impulse - but for 30 or 40 years, maybe 50 years!" "Please don't talk about being noble, there's nothing like that about it, just..." "Well, it's just that I've made up my mind." "Yes, the Arab is a strange, unexpected creature." "You haven't heard the end yet." "Here's a solitary Arab, heaven knows where he comes from." "He packs my map, slings my water bottle round my neck and never says a word from beginning to end." " That must have been uncanny." " Uncanny?" "It nearly drove me mad." "Yet I knew he was trying to save me." "How long we travelled I'll never know - I was crazy with fever." "He gets me in a boat, floats me down the Nile and in sight of the camp - here's the extraordinary part - he lays me down outside the camp and calmly begins to rob me." "Nothing strange in that, just eastern business mentality." "He'd done a job and was taking payment." "He got less than he bargained for, I carry no papers or money." "He got nothing, then?" "He only got one thing - the only thing I was carrying." " Remember this?" " My letter!" "Your letter." "There's a funny thing in this." "Ethne, read the postscript you wrote." "It's still got some sand in it!" "Keep the sand as a souvenir." "Thank you." " Go on, read the postscript." " Let me." ""P.S. Take care not to get sunstroke."" "You always said I knew too much to take advice." "Darling, I'm sorry, you're trembling." "You mustn't take it like that." "It might have been a lot worse." "I'd have been dead without my little Arab friend." "And what happened to him?" "Wish I knew." "They sent him to a convict gang." "When I came to, he'd escaped and I was never able to trace him." "Now for a turn in the garden." "Stay here, I'll get my coat." "I'll fetch yours, Ethne." "Oh, my letter." "Thank you." "So Harry's alive, or was when he paid that debt." "(Laughing, shouting in Arabic)" " Who is it?" " (Crowd laughing)" "Peter, good of them to entertain us for nothing." "(Shouting and laughing)" "If I had my hands free I'd applaud." "If I had mine free I'd strangle that blighter with the monkey." "Willoughby, do I still look sane?" "No." "Do I?" "(Shouting in Arabic)" "(Whispers) Don't despair." "Peter..." "Peter?" "Perhaps our message got through." "Perhaps Durrance got away and sent this fellow to help." "Escape?" "I wonder." "I wonder what his plan is?" "Karaga." "Karaga Pasha." "Tell me, which do you think would give the better chance of escape, the desert or the river?" "How should I know?" "Nobody has ever escaped from here." "But surely some attempts must have been made to free you?" "Yes, years and years ago." "But they all failed." "How long have you been here?" " Since Gordon was killed." " 13 years." "(Prisoners yelling)" "(Guards laugh)" "(Creaking)" " Swim?" "Swim?" " Yes." "See island?" " (Speaking Arabic)" " Tomorrow, boat waiting." "(Speaking Arabic)" "So the mad musician of Omdurman was a British spy." "What message did you give to your British friends?" "The Khalifa will reward you." "What do you know of Kitchener's army?" "Answer or we'll flog you until you do!" " Answer!" " (Speaking Arabic)" "(Whip cracking, Faversham crying out)" " There you are." " Thank heavens." "(Guards yelling)" " That's the end of that." " No pork for dinner." "Poor devil, they've flogged him." "I wonder who he is." "Looks like an Arab." "Probably paid by our people to help us." " Has he got any papers on him?" " Spies don't usually." "Well, I made a nice mess of that, didn't I?" "Faversham!" "Harry, how did you get here?" "Who sent you?" " Nobody." " Then why are you here?" " Explain, Harry." " No time to explain." "We're in a mess." "Now, listen." "The Khalifa has gone to meet Kitchener." "If he's beaten he'll kill us in revenge." "If he wins he'll kill us for pure joy." "Opposite the prison is the arsenal of the Khalifa, just a couple of guards and doorkeepers." " Have you got that file?" " Yes, that was a brainwave!" "Does anybody understand the language of these poor devils?" "That fellow over there." "I'll fetch him." " You all right, Harry?" " Yes, I'm all right, Fat-face." "This is Karaga Pasha, once governor of the province of Kordofan." "You speak the language of these people?" "I speak Arabic and Greek, they all understand one." "Then will you tell them that I have brought the means of setting them free?" "Tell them not to make a sign or move until they get the word from me." "We must work very fast." "Break that file in two." "Bring me the strongest man first." "Attention!" "Fix... bayonets!" "(Drum rolls)" "(1st drum roll stops)" " (2nd drum roll stops)" " Attention!" "(Horse whinnies)" "They're deploying to attack." "Their whole army." "(Speaking Arabic)" "Perkins, to the right." "Cranley, to the left." "Take positions and hold fire till the last possible moment." "(Shouting orders, indistinct)" " Load!" " Kneel!" "(All shouting)" " Grand sight, ain't it?" " Horrible close." "When do we fire?" "When we're told." "If you can't look at 'em comin' on, shut your eyes," "I'll nudge you when to open 'em." "Present!" "Fire!" "Fire!" "(Distant gunfire)" "(Muttering)" "(Whooping)" " Get your chains off." " Tell them it's now or never." "They mustn't move until the guards reach us." "(Speaking Arabic)" "(Yelling in Arabic)" "(All yelling)" " They're rallying again." " (Yelling in Arabic)" " Not so many of them now." " Nor of us, sir." "Lengthen range 350." "We'll have that tower." " That's the arsenal." " Good!" "Blow it up!" "Lengthen range 350!" " That's not a dervish gun." " They'll blow us to pieces!" "Wait here." "They're firing at the black flag!" "We must get it down and put something else up!" " This'll do." " Harry, look!" "The one they took from us!" " Right, I'll take it." " Right." "They're lowering the flag - surrendering - hauling up a white one." " It isn't white, it's ours!" " What?" "!" "(Church bells)" "Paper!" "Khartoum recaptured!" "Paper!" "Paper!" "Khartoum recaptured!" "Paper!" "(Knock at door)" "Come in." " Hello, John." " Hello, Doctor." "How are you?" "Have a drink - on the table there." " Mind if I light the gas?" " Sorry, old man." " Give me the matches, I'll light it." " Heard the news?" "I've been listening." "Is it true we've got Khartoum?" "Kitchener broke the dervishes at Omdurman." "Good, good!" "Splendid." "Well, that's that." "Sit down, Doctor." " Whisky?" " Not just now, John." "You've seen Dr Wesley?" "I've just left him." "Heine, the German specialist, was there too." "Nice fellow, took a lot of trouble." "You needn't tell me the verdict, I quite understand." "I think it's what you expected, John." " He doesn't feel an operation..." " Neither did I." "A man gets to understand these things." "If there's any spark left inside that could be fanned up again" "I'm certain I should've felt it there." "I've known for some time that they were stone dead." "Heine explained that the trouble sometimes comes from a lesion that can be repaired by operation." "In your case..." "In my case it's a complete blackout." "No harm in getting the best man, anyway." " You've earned your whisky now." " Thanks." "(Durrance) Might've been a lot worse." "If I had known from the start I'd probably have blown my brains out." "But I've been learning to read this Braille stuff." "Funny how quickly the fingers get sensitive." "Listen..." ""Be not afeared, the isle is full of noises, sounds and sweet airs" ""that give delight and hurt not." ""Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments will hum about mine ears" ""and sometimes voices that if I had then waked after a long sleep" ""will make me sleep again," ""and then in dreaming, the clouds me thought would open" ""and show riches ready to drop upon me" ""that when I wake I cried to sleep again."" " Splendid." " Marvellous, isn't it?" " I knew that bit by heart anyway." " (Laughing)" "Here..." "Here's to your health, doctor." " And here's to you, John." " Kitchener and his lads in Khartoum." "Now, stretch out your legs and read the news." "There's a report by Mallinson, the war correspondent." " "Khartoum, 2nd September."" " Good." "Do read it." ""From Gordon's Palace I am proud to send news of victory." ""At dawn, after a night of storms," ""scouts reported the dervish army massing upon the hills above Kerreri."" "That's where the legend said the British would be destroyed, now if..." " Oh, shut up and listen." " Sorry." ""At six o'clock the dervish army advanced" ""and flung themselves at the British squares." ""Within two hours the dervish forces were in flight." ""A full report will be sent when details are available." ""I accompanied the North Surrey regiment..."" " Good old Surreys." " "..witnessed the most dramatic scene." ""During the battle the prisoners in the Omdurman dungeons" ""captured the arsenal and held it till relieved."" " Bravo!" " "They were led by two British officers" ""captured at Gakdul Wells, Lieutenants Burroughs and Willoughby."" "Peter, alive!" "And good old Willoughby!" "Isn't that splendid?" "!" " What's the time?" " Just gone seven." "We'll go tonight, we'll be the first to tell Ethne and the old man!" "He'll be crazy with excitement about this!" " Joe!" "Joe!" " Yes, sir?" "Pack my bag!" "Get Dr Sutton's bags sent here!" "We're going to General Burroughs'." "(Sutton) But I've got an appointment!" "And tell Dr Sutton's man to cancel all his appointments!" " (Sutton) But they'll already know!" " They don't get the evening papers." " We'll walk in with the news!" " The War Office will send a telegram." "You've always got some cold-blooded reason for doing nothing!" "Don't you realise what this means?" "Peter's alive - and done a grand job, too." "Is there any more?" "".." "Burroughs and Willoughby," ""whose release was due to an act of heroism described to me by Burroughs." ""A man posing as a dumb Sangali native" ""smuggled in a means of cutting the chains of the captives." ""He suffered torture and faced death to do so" ""because he was, until recently, an officer of their own regiment."" "Lieutenant Faversham." "Why should he try to rob me?" " Doctor." " Yes, John?" "There's some notepaper on my desk, I want you to write a letter for me." " I'm ready, John." " To Ethne Burroughs." ""Dear Ethne..." ""I've just had some splendid news," ""I've been to a famous German eye doctor..." ""and my sight can be restored."" "Got that?" "I've got that, John." ""It means a long treatment in Germany and I leave tomorrow." ""When I can see again I shall return to the army..." ""with the happy memory of all you have done to help me through."" "I'll sign it myself." "And add a postscript." ""P.S." ""Just heard the splendid news of Peter and Willoughby" ""and Harry Faversham." ""I enclose a little souvenir" ""of a journey through the desert with a dumb Sangali native." ""If you give him the chance that he deserves you'll find he's not..." ""as mute as I thought he was."" "That's all." "(Joe) Your bags are packed, sir." "There's just time for dinner." "All right, Joe, we're not going after all." "I..." "I still say the army of today is soft compared with our time." "Soft, that's your trouble." "Still, you did your best." "And as Harry's made you take your feathers back he'd better marry the girl, eh, doc?" "It's not as easy as all that." "There's my feather too." "What deed of reckless daring are you going to do to make me take it back?" "Must I?" "Deeds of reckless twaddle!" "No such thing nowadays." "All you boys had to do was deal with fuzzy-wuzzies." "The Crimea was different." "War was war in those days." "No room for weaklings." "Take Balaclava, for instance." "You won't remember the positions..." "It was this." "Ah, thank you." "Here were the Russians." "Guns, guns, guns." " On the right, the British infantry..." " One moment, sir." "Your famous account of Balaclava is not accurate." " Not...?" " Not accurate, sir." " Not accurate?" "!" " No, sir." "Let me recall the position." "Out of the way, Peter." "Here are the Russians, behind the walnuts." "Guns, guns, guns." "Here's the British infantry - the Thin Red Line." "Here's the commander in chief." "And here are you, at the head of the old 68th." " Correct?" " Absolutely." "You were riding a horse called Caesar which my father sold you because he could never hold him." "Quite right, quite right." "According to your story you said, "The 68th will move forward."" " Quite right, quite right." " But you never said it." " Nev...?" " You never said it, sir." " Never said it?" "!" " No, sir, you never had time." "At that moment my father told me Caesar..." "Er, Caesar." "Caesar... ..startled by a stray bullet, dashed straight at the Russian lines." "Away went you, the 68th, away went everybody!" "A magnificent mistake was added to a magnificent record." "But nobody ever told the 68th to move forward." "Unless it was the horse(!" ") Come on, sir, own up." "Well...after all these years it's difficult to remember the details but..." "Confound it, I shall never be able to tell that story again!" "Ethne, your feather."

"As the riders begin Lap Two, Jeff Forster is leading the pack." "Theyre jockeying for position, now..." "This is so cool." "Did we miss anything?" "They've got, like, 11 laps to go." "We gotta find a good place where we can see the sign when he goes by." "Wait up, kids!" "There is a strong chase pack forming led by Vernonski..." "At this point in the race, things are still too close to call." "It's anybody's race, but Forster looks..." "Turn six." "Come on." "Mike Larson has made a nice break from the pack and has closed the gap on Forster and the lead group." "That's it." "Up there." "Can you see anything?" "Did you bring his inhaler?" "Crap!" "I think it's in the car." "I'll go get it." "Are you okay?" "Your dad's gonna be right back..." "I can see him." "He's right up front." "Honey, you're wheezing." "Here they come." "Go, Jeff!" "Yeah!" "You're number one!" "He doesn't look so good." "Ladies and gentlemen, Forster is down." "Yeah!" "We need to talk." "Oh, God." "Are you pregnant?" "'Cause I really wanna finish high school." "You have to renew your credential." "They're good for two more months." "Three weeks." "And the paperwork takes forever." "Your application, your malpractice insurance, criminal records check and you know that's gonna take some explaining." "You know, our relationship was way better when we were sleeping together." "Why did we stop doing that?" "Did you get married?" "Yeah." "Otherwise I'd be on you like red on rice." "Look, rice isn't..." "Oh, I get it." "You're also behind on your dictations." "I don't do dictations." "Cameron does them, or somebody." "And you can't have your sole female employee doing your clerical work, which you'd know if you'd attended the required sexual harassment seminars." "Now, I'm gonna pause so you can make a crack about harassment." "Joke killer." "House, got a patient." "Sorry." "Can't play anymore." "My mom's calling me." "We just admitted a world-class cyclist." " You gotta fire Stacy." " Yeah, I'll get right on that." "Jeff Forster, respiratory arrest at 30 miles per hour." "She's loading me up with pointless paperwork." "Well, you're way behind on your pointless paperwork." " O2 sats are in the..." " She's hostile." "You know me, hostility makes me shrink up like a..." "I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor." "She's gonna stand over my desk with a ruler, checking my spelling..." "ER checked for lung infiltrates." "Nothing there." "Professional athletes, Cuddy." "It's like watching an old movie at 2 a.m." "Reliving all the classic moments." "The part where he denies it's drugs." "The part where the good guys ride in, tests a-blazing, prove that it is drugs." "Oscar clip." "He can't imagine how they got into his body." "It's so familiar, so comforting." "She can't handle working with me." "Oh, right." "Yeah." "She's still got a thing for you, making it impossible for her to deal." "It makes perfect sense, except for the pronouns." "Anyway, thanks for getting me out of that meeting." "He's not denying the drugs." "I'm thinking he's actually sick." "Jeff Forster, this is..." "I'm a doctor." "You're a sick person." "And you are a loved one." "Actually, manager." "We've been together for 7 years." "So what's the drug du jour on the bike circuit these days?" "Still erythropoietin, or are you guys just chugging battery acid?" "There's no way I'd touch EPO." "Too many guys stroking out and dying." "Damn." "10 bucks for the ticket, six for the popcorn." "I do straight blood doping." "Plot twist." "That's a very daring confession." "We've got confidentiality, right?" "Assuming I'm more ethical than your client." "So, injecting yourself with donor red blood cells for fun and profit." "Any other tricks up your sleeve?" "Well, nothing much recently." "I'm in town for a charity ride, so it didn't matter if I won." "The kids just needed to see me." "If you go slower, they see you longer." "Let's say our health could be affected by things we did before last Friday." "Well, I usually sleep in a Hyperbaric Chamber." "I've been pumping up electrolytes with an IV drip." "Anabolic herbal supplements, amphetamines and diuretics." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "But why would you be sick?" "I know that doping has risks." "I know that it's outside the rules." "But I do what I have to to kick ass at my job." "Don't you?" "Dr. House is a firm believer in good old-fashioned hard work." "This guy doesn't even get sick like a regular person." "Instead of a list of symptoms and no cause, we have a list of possible causes for one symptom." "Is the symptom death?" "Respiratory distress." "Insanity doesn't cause it." "I looked it up." "It's the doping." "Injecting extra red cells boosts your endurance level but it also thickens your blood." "Thick blood equals clots equals respiratory distress." "Not with a clean spiral chest CT." "The guy's sleeping in a Hyperbaric Chamber." "Over-oxygenation can cause cell damage, and if the cells in the lungs are damaged..." "That'd cause pulmonary edema, which he doesn't have." "The supplements he's been taking contain yohimbe which can cause nerve paralysis." "Tox-screen was normal." "All the tests were normal." "There's no clot, no edema, and yet he still can't breathe." "So there's something in here that we can't see." "Air." "Come to Papa." "This guy's been injecting himself how many times a day?" "All it'd take is one slip of the needle to cause an air embolus." "So, air is keeping him from breathing air." "Well, let's go with that for the irony." "Get a VQ scan and check his veins for bubbles." "Xenon 133." "It's just radioactive enough for us to track the air moving through your lungs." "Was my accident on the news?" "Yeah, you made Plays of the Week." "A few more of those, and cycling will be as popular as NASCAR." "We inject similar stuff into your blood so we can watch it circulate." "If you accidentally injected a bubble, we'll see good air flow but poor blood flow." "I'm careful, man." "With all due respect, man," "I doubt there's anything wrong with you that you didn't do to yourself." "There's this kid in oncology, she's got a picture of Jeff above her bed." "Mickey Mantle was an alcoholic." "At least he hit his own home runs." "He didn't physically alter himself." "We take drugs to help us fall asleep, to stay awake..." "Yeah, but we don't make careers out of who can stay awake the longest." "Really?" "Ever been to, oh, I don't know, med school?" "Guys, he plays a game for a living." "Who cares?" "You don't even like sports." "He's making millions of dollars ripping off fans." "Anyone who thinks they should pay a guy money because he can throw a ball really far or pedal really fast" " deserves to be ripped off." " Yeah, stupid, stupid kids." "I've got an uncle." "He can spit a cherry pit 50 yards." "He's working part-time at a lube shop." "Life isn't fair." "Maybe it is." "You were right." "Now, there were three wasted words." "There is a bubble in his lung." "We should do a Swan-Ganz catheterization." "I love when you do both sides of the conversation." "It's like white noise." "It's very peaceful." "Is there a light somewhere that goes on when I have food?" "Green for food, orange for beverages, red for impure thoughts." "That bulb burns out every two weeks." "How's your biker?" "Pumped an air bubble into a vein in his lung." "The things people do." "Doping, Vicodin..." "Hey, you're talking about me, aren't you?" "I'm just trying to function." "He's trying to win himself some little yellow jerseys." "Oh." "What?" "Trouble in paradise. 2 o'clock." "Your 2 o'clock or my 2 o'clock?" "There." "She seems perfectly happy." "Obviously they huddled in the hall and worked up this circus act on the off chance you'd be in here." "She was unbelievably pissy three hours ago." "Hmm." "Pissy with you, happy with her husband." "Yes, there can only be one possible explanation for that." "When she's angry she gets sarcastic." "When she's annoyed she's funny." "But when she's frustrated she gets pissy." "Yes, yes, I'm with you so far." "She's miserable with Mark because he's not me." "So she's gotta make me not me, so she makes my professional life miserable." " If I can't do my job..." " You really, really need to get some..." "Oh, I get some "some" all the time." "It's why I always need to borrow some money." "Hi, James." "Greg, you gotten to that paperwork?" "I've been pissy." "Pardon me?" "I've been busy." "When you save someone's life, they owe you forever." "You're right." "Take Stacy." "Oh, wait, she'd probably just leave you all over again." "How's your recovery going?" "Gotten around to the small muscles yet?" "It's not the size of the muscle, it's where you get to put it." "My goodness, it's like watching Oscar Wilde and Noel Coward in the third grade." "Excuse us." "How awkward was that?" "What's he doing here anyway?" "He's got physio Tuesdays and Fridays." "Mark is in group therapy for people coping with disability." "He was thinking about developing a drug addiction," " but that would be stupid." " Hey, you're..." "You, again." "You're not gonna make some joke about Mark being in therapy?" "What's there to say?" "He's doing the responsible thing." "I'm sure he's got a lot to deal with." "You're making me nervous." "Every time an athlete goes down, you guys assume it's drugs." "Look, the doctors say it's probably acid reflux." "Yeah, look, call me tomorrow." "There's a good chance he'll be released." "Okay." "Bye-bye." "So, is this fixing him?" "If his acid reflux isn't worse than we thought, yeah." "I gotta be in Spain in four days." "Shouldn't be a problem." "Great." "If I could just find the little bugger, should be able to suck it out." "My legs feel weak." "You're under mild sedation for the test." "It'll wear off." "There it is." " Got it." " Fantastic, I'll pack his things." "Not yet." "I wanna monitor him for a couple of hours, make sure he's okay." "Give him time to sign a picture for me, maybe even a jersey." ""To Doctor Chase, I owe you everything."" "It doesn't have to be that personal." "Not too many eBay shoppers named Doctor Chase, huh?" "Still trying to unload the Barbara Walters spit cup." "Here you go." "Seriously, anything's fine." "Jeff!" "You all right?" "Jeff, can you swallow?" "What makes a guy start drooling?" "Chase, were you wearing your short shorts?" "Muscle fatigue in his neck and jaw." "He's obviously got something worse than an air embolus." "Why?" "Because you don't drool from your lungs?" "Maybe the problem is not the embolus itself." "Maybe it's the treatment." "Maybe you hit a nerve, literally." "The embolectomy was clean." "His legs were tired, too." "I thought it was from the sedation, but if not, it means he's got something systemic." "Which means it would have nothing to do with the stunts he's been pulling." "Lupus or polymyositis." "It explains the progressive muscle weakness." "It could be ALS." "He's too young for that." "Some type of muscular dystrophy?" "He's too old for that." "So what would be just right, Goldilocks?" "Full blood workup, including ANA for lupus." "And get a muscle biopsy." "Find out if we're talking myopathy or neuropathy." "I'm late for my session." "Session?" "It's all a part of the process." "You get angry and then you get..." "Yeah." "I'm right on schedule." "So, when am I gonna be done?" "No, I need to know, 'cause I got plans to make." "When can I safely book a game of squash?" "When am I gonna stop being angry?" "Not today." "I've come for the healing." "Dr. Harper, as you know, I have a bum leg." "What you don't know is I'm upset about it." "I need to talk." "You know House." "You know we have a history." "You've been telling me for years that I should come by." "Here I am." "Hi, guys." " I've got a Thursday group." " Poker night." " Monday morning?" " Book club." "Well, look, if it's a problem, I'll just go deal with my rage privately." "Wait." "If you two could resolve this tension, you could really help each other." "I'm tired of fighting." "So either I say yes or I'm the jerk?" "Oh, God, I know that feeling." "I took the muscle specimen from Jeff's thigh." "I figured that's where we'd have the best chance at finding something." "The most painful place to cut into." "I assume that's caffeine-free." "Wouldn't want to be artificially boosting your performance." "Don't start her up again." "Caffeine's legal." "All about the rules, eh?" "It's a bike race, a completely arbitrary set of rules that everyone complies with for no other reason than that some committee says that they should." "But that's the point." "That's what the game is." "So, if you break an arbitrary rule, Cameron damns you to hell." "But if you break a rule that actually has a reason that's designed to protect people," "Cameron develops a crazy crush on you." "House doesn't pretend to be some golden boy." "He does it to help people, not to glorify himself." "So why don't you report Jeff to the biking authorities?" "Ethics." "Well, you wouldn't be doing it to glorify yourself." "You'd just be trying to make a better world." "At least you can still get around on your own." "Yeah, I know." "But you're starting to walk." "You're gonna get better." "You have a job, a way to be productive." "And you have a wife." "Which gives greater meaning?" "A wife could make things harder, too, I suppose." "This isn't about Stacy." "When it happened to me, Stacy was great." "She kept telling me not to rush it." "I never believed her." "She means it." "I know, but..." "Stacy." "She shouldn't have to wait, right?" "And you know she feels it, too." "There's more time at work." "There's more satisfaction from work." "She didn't get married to be a nursemaid." "She wants a man." "How the hell could she have loved a manipulative son of a bitch like you?" "That's an interesting question." "Maybe she was attracted to different things in the two of us." "She left you." "But why was she with me to begin with?" " She made a mistake." " Maybe it's that simple." "Or maybe she saw something in me, something she doesn't get from you." " I'm not an ass." " Maybe she wanted an ass." " She obviously did once." " Either he goes or I go." "You think that's the kind of thing you can just turn off?" " Get him out of here!" " Dr. House, cancel your book group." "You're coming on Mondays." "Here's my new theory." "The drooling's another competitive edge." "Nobody can draft behind it." "The road gets slick." "He's the only one not racing in the rain." "He can barely move his arms and legs." " Paralysis?" " No, just general weakness." "Muscle biopsy is negative for polymyositis." "And ALS and muscular dystrophy." "ANA for lupus, also negative." "Maybe his bike shorts are just on too tight." "So, by your rationale, House shouldn't use a cane." "He should just drag his bum leg around as God intended?" "House has a handicap." "All he's aiming for is normality." "And who decides what's normal?" "What if we find a drug that makes people live 20 years longer?" "Should we ban that because it's not normal?" "Jeff doesn't want normal." "He wants superpowers." " So why is he normal?" " Oh, God, you too?" "He's shooting for extraordinary." "So why is everything so ordinary?" "I mean, this guy's breathing, drinking and injecting himself with everything he can find to amp up his body chemistry, and yet every test is normal." "He's artificially raising his red blood count, so why isn't it raised?" "Maybe his count is raised." "Maybe what's normal for us is out of whack for him." "Can't slip anything by you." "Well, if that's true, his white cells are up, too." "Which would point to some kind of infection." "Muscle weakness, exhaustion." "He could have encephalitis." " That's kind of a long shot." " Yeah." "But it's been over an hour since we've poked the patient with something sharp." "So, get a lumbar puncture and order broad-spectrum antibiotics." "No, it's not about judging." "It's just that on a dating service you should post a photo." "I have to go." " I am so sorry to bother you." " Nope, not a problem." "I was just accounting." "I'm Jeff Forster's manager." "He's been here a whole day, and it doesn't seem like we're any closer to a diagnosis." "Jeff Forster." "A whole day, huh?" "Mmm-hmm." "I was just wondering if I could help speed things up." "Your client's had a muscle biopsy, a full blood workup and he's scheduled for a lumbar puncture at 10 a.m. tomorrow." "Jeff is in the Lucas Wing." "If Mr. Lucas showed up needing a lumbar puncture, would he have to wait until tomorrow?" " Mr. Lucas is dead." " Good." "Then there's an opening." "Jeff is used to doing whatever he has to to be first, isn't he?" "It's been very lucrative for him." "He feels it's important that he give something back." "I hear you've been raising funds for your nuclear medicine department" "or whatever." "Thank you, guys, for working so late." "Glad to be here." "The lumbar puncture will tell us what kind of infection you've got." "In the meantime, we're administering antibiotics." "Do you like being a hero?" "It's a living." "You don't feel a sense of responsibility?" "There's kids out there that worship you." "When I was a rookie on the tour," "I got a letter from a guy in Wisconsin." "He wanted me to send a note to his son." "He said he worshipped me." "You know what worship means?" "I looked it up." "It means to love unquestioningly and uncritically." "So the kid doesn't even know me, but he loves me unquestioningly and uncritically." "So you decided to take advantage of that." "What should I have done?" ""Dear sir, I'm just a guy"" "who rides a bike pretty good." ""You and your kid are out of your minds."" "My arms feel funny." "The sats are dropping." "He's in respiratory arrest." "He can't be." "We fixed that." "Apparently not." "So glad we cured his respiratory arrest." "It freed him up to develop respiratory arrest." "LP was negative for encephalitis." "The white count's still the same, but the red count's fallen to 29%." "What was my theory yesterday?" "That I screwed up the embolectomy." "We'll get a chest x-ray to check." "I didn't screw up." "Why would you..." "How can you be so petty, Chase?" "He's down a quart." "Either he's losing blood because you nicked something or he's just not producing blood, in which case, we're talking acute anemia combined with a muscular disorder." "Paraneoplastic syndrome?" "Either you screwed up or he's got cancer." "I think I should start smoking again." "You want a medical opinion supporting that decision?" "The symptoms started as soon as I quit." "Symptoms meaning diarrhea." " A lot of diarrhea." " 10 or 12 times a day." "It's really embarrassing." "I'm a flight attendant and..." "Well, on the up side, my hiccups are gone." "You went to his group." "Well, you were the one who was all, "Greg, you need to confront your feelings"." "That was five years ago." "Well, I've been pissy." "Fine, you don't want help." "Does that mean nobody should get it?" "Mark's looking for help because, what, he's resentful, overwhelmed?" " I'm asking because I care." " Not about him." "You still wanna jump me, so you don't care whose marriage..." "Listen, I can get my rocks off any time I want." "What I don't seem to be able to do is my job without you hanging over my shoulder." "How many packs?" "A bit over one a day, but they were lights, and I quit." "You used to go out with her?" "Yeah." "What was I thinking?" "I'm talking about the gum you're chewing to replace smoking as an oral fixation." " How many packs?" " Six, maybe seven." "I'm trying to protect you." "Cuddy and I may be the only people stopping you from jumping off a cliff..." " You're pissy." " Oh, I am angry!" " You get pissy when you're frustrated." " Shut up." "Okay, I'm wrong." "This is unbelievably difficult for Mark, which you should know." "Which you should be able to summon up some level of empathy for." "Right." "The crippled boys." "We should start a band." "I have a good thing with Mark." "We are handling this the best way we know how." "And none of this has anything to do with me?" "No, nothing, except that you can't or won't just let it go." "Let it go." "You're being poisoned." "By gum?" "Sugarless gum uses sorbitol as a sweetener." "We use sorbitol as a laxative." "This will tell you if he's got cancer in his blood?" "If he does, we'll see abnormal cells in the marrow." "How long will the tests take?" "I'll get them in as soon as I can." "And if he doesn't have cancer, what else could it be?" "It's possible some damage was done during one of the tests we gave him." "So either one of your doctors screwed up a simple procedure or he's got cancer." "We can't know anything for sure until the biopsy comes back." "It stings, I know." "No, he wants the tube out." "I can't do that, Jeff." "If you wanna say something, you've gotta write it down." "Okay?" "Here." "If it's cancer, it's possible." "There's no way to know for sure." "Phone not working?" "One of the morgue attendants asked me to bring this to you." "Wonder why they're calling me." "Yeah, me too, actually." "I was wondering why the Times was returning your call." "You a doctor or the bicycle police?" "He's cheating." "He shouldn't get away with it." "Have you actually told them anything yet?" "You worried about the precedent?" "I'm worried about you." "You gonna turn me in?" "No." "He's made a mistake." "Revealing the truth doesn't undo it." "Kids love him, and he's not who they think he is." "It's not right." "Who cares if he's what he says he is?" "Who the hell is?" "If love is based on lies, does that mean it's not a real feeling?" "It doesn't bring the same pleasure?" "Are we still talking about the patient?" "Have you ever cheated?" "Well, I have." "You wanna punish him?" "Good for you." "But you can't do it without punishing the people who love him." "Is that how you justified lying to your wives?" "I always told them." "Well, he's negative for bleeds." "Congratulations, Chase." "It's cancer." "Clean him up and let oncology have him." "It's their party now." "He doesn't have cancer." "Biopsy shows he's got pure red cell aplasia." "There's no way PRCA could manifest so suddenly." "Unless it's drug-induced." "He's lying about not being on EPO." "Why would he lie?" "What does it matter?" "People lie for thousands of reasons." "But there's always a reason." "Philosophically interesting, medically irrelevant." "Unless he's not lying." "You've got a leak." "The press is all over the Jeff Forster story." "On the off chance that one of you was stupid enough to call from your own office, I'm pulling your phone records, including your cell phones." "I assume if I point out the fact that you have no right to do that, you'll interpret that as a sign of guilt?" "Wilson's chatty, plus he's got two ex-wives to support." "You want me to tell him he's fired?" "Until we figure out who's behind this, I'm sitting in with you guys." "You have the ethics of a 4-year-old." "I'm gonna treat you like one." "How am I supposed to practice medicine with a lawyer sitting on my shoulder?" " Responsibly." " You know I can't do that." "Cameron." "I'm not the leak." "Somebody once told me that everybody lies, and since you're the only people who know he has cancer..." "He doesn't have cancer." "The point is, you're his medical team." "He's threatening to sue." "Why would Cameron leak cancer?" "How does cancer make the guy look bad?" "He's on EPO." "Your anemia is caused by pure red cell aplasia." "This is gonna hurt, but we gotta talk." "What the hell are you doing?" "He'll be fine, sort of." "I just don't have time to watch him write out answers." "PRCA comes in two varieties, chronic and acute." "Since it came on fast, you have the acute version." "He doesn't have cancer." "Is the good news." "The bad news is pants are on fire." "Acute PRCA is caused by drugs, most commonly, EPO." "Ready, and action!" "But I haven't used EPO." "Okay, but this time, with more anger." "Remember, this guy's accusing you of cheating." "I haven't used that stuff." "I believed it." "It was simple, it was pure." "Did you believe it?" "I guess it's silly to cast someone after the first audition." " Why don't you do a reading?" " Give me that." " He doesn't do EPO." " What did you think?" "It's a different way to go, but, I don't know, I just didn't buy it." "Does she handle any of your injections?" "You think I'm giving it to him?" "Test him." "Gee, that's a great idea." "I sure hope that EPO's not one of those drugs that's undetectable after six hours." "Hey, you know what we can test for?" "Phone calls." "Take her cell phone." "Push the redial button." "Even money says you'll be connected to the newspaper that leaked your cancer story." "Okay." "Okay, I should have told you." "It's not just about the races, Jeff." "It's about your image, okay?" "If you come back from cancer, those sponsors will be all over you." "Okay, so I messed up." "Okay?" "But I did not give you EPO." "That stuff could kill me." "Come on, give her a break." "She was only doing what she has to to advance her career." "Don't you have that tattooed on your tushie?" "I would never do anything to hurt you." "Who are you gonna believe, the manager you've trusted for years?" "I've been to college." "You're fired." "Okay." "You're basing this whole diagnosis, everything, on the idea that I was slipping him illegal drugs." "You're gonna kill him." "If Doctor House is so sure, why do you need to stay?" "He's a very cautious man." "Your breathing's better." "Let the prednisone do its job." "Get some sleep." "Jeff?" "His red blood cell count plummeted to 16%." "He passed out, had to be resuscitated, and he still can't move his legs." "That's not possible." "The drugs should be flushing out of his system." "Can't leave if they don't exist." "The EPO use explains every one of his symptoms." "He's been lying and cheating, and now it's coming back to bite him." "The only problem with that theory is it's based on the assumption that the universe is a just place." "If it were, then his poor manager wouldn't have been fired for no reason." " Lambert-Eaton." " His chest was clear." "So we run an electromyography test." "You're still not explaining the PRCA." "What's his red count now?" "I had to give him a blood transfusion." "He's back around 30." "He needed a transfusion?" "Well, he was losing blood, so, I thought maybe he needed blood." "Go forth and scan his neck." "His neck?" "Or repeat everything I say in question form." "She came into the clinic and yelled at me." "Then she left, she came back and yelled some more." "Hmm." "Yelling." "That might be a clue." "I know what the yelling means." "It's the coming and going I find interesting." " It's not rational." " Anger is not rational." "Some anger is." "She could have pulled me aside, screamed at me privately." "Her beef is simple and well founded." "But she was out of control." "You're having fun, aren't you?" "She's in my face." "I need to know why." "Professional reasons." "Why else?" "Do you really think this is going to end well for anyone?" "After this, let's scan some other totally random body parts." "50 bucks says we find something." "Find what?" "Don't have a clue." "We on?" "No way." "No." "We'll find something." " We found a thymoma." " How'd you know to look in his neck?" "Thymoma's usually present in the chest." "I knew it wasn't in his chest." "All we've done since he checked in is look at his chest." " All the more reason not to think..." " There are two types of PRCA." "Acute comes on suddenly, chronic takes its time." "We all thought Jeff's was acute because it happened right in front of us." "But what if it'd been there for months, maybe years?" "There's no way." "It would have kept him from racing." "With that kind of anemia, he would have needed constant..." "Blood transfusions." "Which he was getting in convenient blood doping form." "He was treating himself without even knowing it." "Up to half of patients with chronic PRCA have a thymoma." "And up to half of patients with a thymoma..." "I've always wanted to do this." "I'm not getting any better." "Does that mean I'm..." "You are healed." "Rise and walk." "Are you insane?" "In the Bible, people just say, "Yes, Lord", and then start right in on the praising." "First you tell me I've got cancer." "And then you tell me that my manager..." "What did you do?" "No, "What did you do, Lord?"" "Thymoma is a tumor on the thymus gland." "He's a bit of a wimp, but he hangs with the tough guys." "PRCA and an autoimmune disease called myasthenia gravis." "MG causes muscle fatigue including respiratory problems and difficulty swallowing." "And it can hit you that fast?" "The treatment for PRCA is blood transfusions." "The treatment for MG is hyperbaria." "You were doing both as part of your regular freak show." "When you took a break, everything went to hell, which is not an uncommon reaction in Jersey." "So, the whole thing with my manager..." "Oops." "No, no EPO." "This has nothing to do with anything you did." " Let her know she's in the clear." " I could." "Or 10% of a Nike contract is a hell of a lot of cash." "You don't need your thymus." "If we take it out, everything else is manageable." "Manageable?" "I thought you just cured me." "Uh-uh." "This is just diagnostic." "Tensilon erases the symptoms of MG for five or six minutes." "Sometimes less." "This is exactly why I created nurses." "Clean up on Aisle Three!" "If you've come to search my office, you should wait 10 minutes." "I'll be out of your hair." "Here, start with my purse." "Just save me some mints." "What do you wanna know?" "My sex life with Mark?" "My guilt over crippling your damn leg?" "Or are you just here to gloat because you weren't the leak?" "I want to apologize." "Maybe I've been punishing you for a little too long." "And maybe you've been punishing me." "If we're going to work together, I need to know." "Do you hate me or do you love me?" "Either way, I think we've got a problem." "I hate you and I love you." "And I love Mark." "And you don't hate him." "No." "So what do we do?" "We deal with each other." "Right." "That plan's been working great so far." "It'll get better." "It'll get easier." " Why?" " I don't know." "That's what my therapist tells me." "In the professional cycling world, we are subject to what seems like constant witch-hunts and finger-pointing." "But I want to thank Dr. House and the excellent medical team here at Princeton-Plainsboro." "My hope is that this diagnosis will put to rest any rumors that I would ever..." "He needs blood transfusions every two weeks, which means he can dope all he wants." "He's got a doctor's pass." "It's medicinal." "He got away with it." "Mmm-hmm." "He cheated and won a game." "Life's more complicated than who gets to the finish line first." "I fell in love with my husband's best friend." "Near the end, I was at the hospital every day, and Joe would come by after work." "We'd go for walks and try to talk each other through it." "We kind of clung on to each other." "My wife wasn't dying." "She wasn't even sick." "Everything was fine." "But I met someone who made me feel funny." "Good." "And I didn't want to let that feeling go." "What happened to you?" "How can anyone go through that alone?" "You can't control your emotions." "No." "Just your actions." "You didn't do it, did you?" "You didn't sleep with him." "I couldn't have lived with myself." "You'd be surprised what you can live with." "Hey." "I need you to open a door." "It's not allowed." "Yeah, I was having therapy in here today and I left my cane." "Sorry." "Dude," "I'm crippled."

"( fire crackling )" "Ripped By mstoll" ""729, Setauket." "711, General Washington." "725, C. Brewster."" "( men chattering )" "Four out of seven ain't bad." " Do you think they got lost?" " No, Selah knows his way." "Could be they caught a swell up near Mastic and wound up there." " Then we wait for them." " Bullshit." "You wait." "I'm gonna get my uncle before they hang him." "Nobody's getting hanged at midnight." "We wait for the rest of the unit and then we take them by surprise, all of us." "My father's in that cellar, too, you know." "( door opens )" "( gasps )" "( footsteps approaching )" "You send Luke and Jeremiah to Whitehall?" "Aberdeen needed extra hands." "She's attending to your father's health and doesn't have time for the house." "I thought you were attending to him." "His wish was that I returned here." "I'm sorry if that upsets you." "What do you mean?" "Mary, what's wrong?" "I'm afraid." "Of what?" "You know." "The traitors here in Setauket, hiding in secret, plotting to kill us." "The men who shot your father." "Now listen to me." "I'm gonna tell you something that you can't repeat to anyone else, and I mean it this time." "If you whisper this like you did the gravestones, there will be a price to pay for both of us." "Captain Simcoe shot my father." "What?" "He used an accomplice." "Not sure who it was." "I don't think he cared if my father lived or died, just as long as he hanged a Tallmadge for it." "This is wrong." "Well, Mary, it's the truth, so..." "What about the petition that Tallmadge and the others signed?" "The one that you prosecuted them for?" "All the petition says is that they believe in liberty." "I took the case on with the aim to prove that." "You lied to everyone." "Didn't you just hear what I" "Fine." "That's just fine, then." "Now that- no, now that you know, you can go make it right." "No, go tell Hewlett." "Go and get that ruling reversed so you can see all of those men hanged." " I wouldn't do that." " No, of course you wouldn't because then you'd be the wife of a traitor." "And you would be hanged for treason." "Treason?" "Is that truly how you see it?" " Yes, that's the law." " And is that what you believe?" "Huh?" "Tell me." "Tell me what you believe in." "I believe in family." "I believe that a husband should live with his wife, should lay with his wife if he's able to, and if he's not, then be truthful about why." "You don't think that I'm able?" "Well, I haven't had any proof since the winter." "I assume you've been proving it elsewhere." "Just another thing that you've been hiding." "You want proof?" "I wouldn't want to force you." "You might not believe in it." "( breathing heavily )" "Are you sure you don't want to drink something first?" "( fabric rips )" "This is Baker's bed." "This is my house." "Prove it." "♪ Hush, hush ♪" "♪ There's snakes in the garden ♪" "♪ Soul for sale ♪" "♪ Blood on the rise ♪" "♪ Hush, hush ♪" " ♪ I can't wait anymore ♪ - ♪ Soul for sale ♪" "♪ I can't wait anymore ♪" "♪ Hush, hush. ♪" "Good morning." "Morning." "What are you doing?" "Riding into town with you." "You have to buy seed for replanting and I have a house to get back in order." "We'll spend the whole day together, hmm, Thomas?" " Sun's up." " Not yet." "Ben, the sun's up and we still outnumber Hewlett, even with this lot." "All right." "( bird call )" "Get down." "Ready firelocks." "That's William Blaine and his son Tom." "( sighs ) Now they come." "Caleb, he's only a boy." "Those are fishing rods, not muskets." "Getting soft, are we?" "What?" "Caleb!" "( grunts )" " Hi, Bill." " Run, Tom!" "Run!" "Go and tell the major!" "( horse whinnies )" " Man:" "Stop him!" " Man #2:" "He's getting away!" "Fire!" "Hold fire!" "Hold!" " Ben:" "Parsons." " Yes, sir." "Wait until they beach, then fall in." "You take the north hill, we'll take the flank." "We march!" "No need to alter the ship." "I like it." "Just change the first three letters." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Man:" "Careful now." "Slow down." "He says the rebels took his dear old dad down by the cove and they'll come for us next." "Tom:" "Ships and soldiers, hundreds of them." " Or 500 of them." " ( soldier laughs )" "It's true." "I saw Benjamin Tallmadge all done up in blue and gold." "Open it." "Cut them down." "Soldier:" "You sure?" "Just gonna string them up again." "Maybe we shoot them right here." "We'll likely need our ammunition today, and I want Captain Tallmadge to see his father swing from the gallows." "It's an image I've had in my head for quite a while." "My son?" "How" "( grunts )" "Ensign, you are to ride to Sag Harbor and inform Colonel Floyd that we are under attack and request reinforcements, preferably along with the armed vessel we so graciously loaned him in order to ship his tobacco." " Yes, Major." " Go!" "Richard, what are you doing out of bed?" " I'm coming with you." " No, no, nonsense." "You've already taken a wound in service to the crown." "It is now time for me to defend Setauket from those who wish to defile her." "I knew this day was coming and I am ready, my old friend." "I want to meet my enemy face-to-face." "You must protect Whitehall." "It's sure to be a target of this raid." "I will try to hold them at the water." "No." "Please, I cooperated." "I gave you the names of these men, remember?" "Like it was yesterday." "Come on, Brewster." "Up with you." "Give him some help." "We were sentenced to a prison ship." "Under whose orders are we now to be hanged?" "Mine." "( men shouting )" "We're with you!" "To the garrison!" "Grab them!" "( shouting continues )" "( choking )" "( women screaming )" "Shoulder the muskets." "Ready." "Shoulder." "Tend to the cannon." "British soldier:" "Make ready!" "Present!" "Fire!" "( yelling )" "Reload!" "Simcoe:" "Into the church!" "Fall back!" "Fall back!" " Man:" "Get back in there." " Man #2:" "Get your hands off me." "Man:" "Don't give me any trouble." "Caleb:" "The town's ours." "They've taken the captives to the church." "Shite." "Search every door and get everyone inside the tavern." "All right." "And remind the men that no private property" " is to be destroyed." " ( gunshot )" "Man:" "That's Selah Strong." "( men shouting )" "( hammering )" "Oi." "You're gonna love this." "You know them bloody-backs used the church as stables?" "Well, they're using your old schoolhouse as a magazine." "Two dozen barrels of powder." "He wasn't lying." "They ripped out the gravestones." "Caleb:" "Unholy bastards." "Ah, here comes their leader." "Smuggle out the powder and any other military stores you can find." "All right." "I don't recall giving the orders to hang anyone." "But, sir, don't you see?" "This very raid confirms the treason of the accused." "They obviously got word out to these rebels to come and rescue them." "No doubt the selfsame dragoons that ambushed our regiment in Connecticut." "I cannot abide executing prisoners, Captain." "Not when it reflects dishonorably upon my command." "This conflict will be conducted in a civil manner!" "Complement one, are you ready to fire?" "Well, uh... we'll likely hit the gallows, sir." "If that's acceptable." "No, it is not." "You secured the prisoners, but not the powder!" "Complement two, adjust your quadrant, target the storehouse." "Now!" "Assistance is on its way and I will not have the rebels absconding with our powder or using it against us." "You may fire when ready." " Shh, shh." "It's all right." " ( Thomas crying )" "It's all right." "Shh, shh." "It's all right." "Come on." "Shh, shh." " It's all right." "Would you please shut that thing up?" "May I offer your men some ale?" "May you offer?" "( all gasp )" "This is my tavern, DeJong." "I built it." "I own it." "And your wife sold it to me." "I had no choice." "They were going to take it anyway." "She had no right to sell it." "The agreement is not binding." "I did not write the attainder." "Take it up with Judge Woodhull." "Oh, I will, trust me." "I have plenty to settle with the judge." "Man:" "Last one out the door." "Quickly." " Got it." " Man:" "Careful with it!" "Stand clear." "Fall back!" "Fall back!" "( rumbling )" "Ah." "Reload." " Reload!" " Soldier:" "Yes, sir." " And hold fire until ordered!" " Soldier:" "Reloading." " Sir?" "Sir?" " Yes?" "The magistrate is requesting access into camp." "( groans )" "Richard, you shouldn't be here." "Have you seen my son?" "ls he in the town?" "Let's get you inside." "Hey." "Will you burn your hometown now, Tallmadge?" "It's the king's men who are burning it, but take heart, we'll have them out soon enough." "Why don't you hold your tongue, Robeson?" "Before you lose it?" "Selah." "Hewlett has us at range." "We can't hope to hit him from here." "I need you to put pressure on his flank." "We can move up the ridge to conceal our approach." "That's even higher ground than his church." "Our church." "Let's take it back, hmm?" "Come with me." "Say something." "Benjamin." "The major isn't firing on us, he's firing on you." "Now, whatever you boys came here to prove," "I think you've proved it." "But I'm telling you right now, you will never take that garrison." "All you're gonna do is get all these people killed, all right?" "Is that your wife, Woodhull?" "And your son?" "Yes, it is, yeah." "Hmm." "It's very fine to meet you, Mrs. Woodhull." "I seem to remember your husband as a much quieter man." "Where the bloody hell is Floyd?" "Are you sure we need him?" "Seems to me you're doing an excellent job of repelling the rebels." "If you simply continue the bombardment" "My orders are to protect this port, not level it." "We must hold for reinforcements." "We have the high ground, sir, and they failed to achieve their objective with their opening thrust." "To simply wait when it's within our power to crush them" "I will determine the strategy here, Captain Sim" "( gunshots )" "Selah:" "Rear right forward!" " ( groaning ) - ( gunshots )" "Take aim!" "Fire!" "( glass shattering )" "( gunshots )" ""They that sow wickedness, reap the same."" "Indeed, Reverend." "Put your arms up towards the heavens." "Shield the windows with the others!" "Captain, don't do this." "Sit down before you fall down." "Selah:" "Hold your fire." "Who's the fastest man here?" "Ben:" "Damn it, what kind of a commander uses prisoners as a barricade?" "It's likely Captain Simcoe." "You may not know of him, but he's less subtle than the major." "They mean to hold out until reinforcements arrive." "Caleb:" "I figure we got till sundown to break them." "Ben:" "If that." "You need to take another detachment and round on them from the east." "Then I'll send forth terms for surrender." "If we take the church, then we can use their cannons to defend against the next wave." "Hewlett will never surrender to you." "And Simcoe will shoot down any Continental who approaches the church and then he will kill your father and your uncle." "Well, maybe we'll use his men to shield us." "( cups clatter)" " ( gasps )" " Anna:" "Leave him be!" "If you say you're better than them, then show it by your restraint, Brewster." "The major is a fair man." "He will respect a flag of truce." "( Thomas crying )" "You said that Selah saw the magistrate inside the church." "That means your father's there as well, Abe." "Whatever happens to mine happens to yours, which makes you the perfect man to deliver our terms." "Let's take him somewhere private, huh?" "No!" " Don't worry, ma'am." " It's all right." "We need your husband to send a message." "We're not gonna hurt him." "( gasps )" "Not much anyways." "Mrs. Strong, would you kindly open the cellar for us?" "Easy, easy, easy!" "Hey, hey!" "( laughs )" "Just keeping up the ruse, Woody, all right?" "Abe:" "Ben, what the hell is this?" "Anna:" "Shh." "You want them to hear us up there?" "Hey, I'm sorry." "I couldn't send warning." "There was no time." "It was only by God's good grace that we came across Walter Havens." "He told us about the hangings." " There were no hangings." " What?" "Not till you showed up." "I had convinced Hewlett to commute their sentences." "They were bound instead for the Jersey." "Oh, the Jersey." "'Cause that ain't a death sentence, is it?" "Anna:" "Apparently it's not." "I stood on the deck of that ship and had the warden tell me that Selah died there over Christmas." "I have lived with that belief since last we were in New York spying for you." "Surely you had time enough to warn me that my husband was alive and sewing alongside you both." "Look..." "Anna, I'm sorry." "It was my decision." "Caleb wanted to tell you, but I said no." "The truth is, your husband is alive because my brother is dead." "Robert Rogers used the promise of Samuel as bait to trap me." "Samuel is dead?" "Selah was with him when he passed." "So I can confirm for you that, yes, the Jersey is a death sentence, and I will not see my father sent there." "So" "So this raid is family business?" "It's personal?" "You saying you wouldn't do the same?" "No, no, I'm just saying it makes sense, is all." "More sense than Washington sending you both here anyway." "He granted me discretion to advance my mission as I see fit." "Oh, I see." "So you're gonna have to explain it all to him, then." "Good." "When you do, please inform 711 that his precious Mr. Culpepper is finished." " I am out." " Nobody is out." "Your standing in this town is intact and I intend to keep it that way." "I'm not a soldier in your army, Major." "I don't have to take your orders." "But you're right about one thing." "My standing in this town is all you've got left." "Now, I wasn't lying when I told you" "Hewlett would never surrender." "And you know there's no chance that you take that church before some force on this island shows up." "We ain't leaving' without our family, all right?" "Well, then I guess today you take your orders from me." "Abe:" "They are more than 50, less than 100." "I tried to take a silent count, but they caught me lookin'." "I knew their numbers were exaggerated." "They still outnumber us and they have our flank." " So you mean to surrender?" " No." " They don't request" " Good because I'd hate you to become the first commander to let the Patriots get a foothold on Long Island." "Abe:" "They don't ask for surrender, sir." "They-- they know that you will never bow." "( Richard coughing )" "Abraham, what are their terms?" "Tallmadge says that he will trade the soldiers that he has in his custody for the prisoners here in the church." "And that he will then order a withdrawal, sir." "Eight civilians in exchange for conceding the field?" "When they have the numbers?" "I can't decide whether they think themselves cowards or us fools." "If further harm comes to any of the prisoners here, sir, he will retaliate in kind, and I am concerned for my family and the other Loyalist captives down there." "Your concern is none of our concern." "Enough!" "You make it so I cannot hear myself think." "Major, you said yourself these men are like a gangrenous limb, a sickness that needs to be bled from this town." " This is our chance." " Lucas:" "A sickness?" "What do you know of sickness, Woodhull?" "Quiet, Lucas, if you know what's good for you." "And this Major Tallmadge, he has given his word that he will withdraw following the exchange?" "The word of a traitor means nothing." "These are hardened criminals." "If we just let them go, we're only adding to the ranks of the Continental Army!" "Captain, you will keep your opinion to when it is required." "To yield is to show weakness." "I will yield nothing that I do not wish to yield!" " I'm trying to save the town!" " Then kill the enemy!" "Force them to charge the barricade!" "Give them cannon and musket full-on!" "All they require is proper motivation!" "Captain, bring him back at once!" "( hammer clicks)" "( gunshot )" "( shouts )" "Fire!" "( shouting )" "No, Caleb, stop!" "Caleb!" " Calm down." "Caleb." " Caleb, calm down." " God!" "Eastin, your pistol, please." "Hewlett:" "Belay that." "Arrest Captain Simcoe." "Now!" "( grunting )" "You deserve what's coming to you, Oyster Major." "That's what they call you, you know." "Commander of the army's backwater-bred " "( muffled )" "Prepare the cannon to repel a charge." "We're in a fight to the death now." "Not if you let them go." "The prisoners, now." "All of them." "I'm quite sure an exchange is off the table, Richard." "No exchange-- a release, unconditional and immediate." "And the good reverend will convince his son to withdraw." "I see no honor in this fight going on." "Only further bloodshed." "( coughing )" "I'll have you know, it wasn't me who took that shot at you." " Caleb:" "Come on!" " Ben:" "Just calm down." "Calm down." " ( grunts )" " Just stay down." "All right!" " Just stay down." "Stay down." " All right!" " Caleb, Caleb!" "Stop!" " Solider:" "Incoming!" "Don't fire." "Shoulder your firelocks!" "Get ready." "Here." "Take the bastard's shackles off him." "Shoulder your firelocks." "Rise." "Fall back on me." "Grab your haversacks and head for the boats." "Mr. Woodhull, please express my thanks to the major for freeing the survivors as well as my wish that he administers the proper justice to Captain Simcoe." "I will." "Culper." "What?" "Tell Washington it's Samuel Culper, not Culpepper." "I won't sign the letters as anyone else." "Abraham!" "It's all right." "It's all right." "( drumming )" "( drumming continues )" "Lawful citizens of Setauket!" "We are here to protect your persons and your property." "Retreat to your homes and stay there until we've driven out the enemy." "Just in time, eh, Major?" "Just." "Let me look at you." "( horse whinnies )" "( soldiers shouting )" "I'm sorry." " The cause needs me here." " Selah:" "Anna?" " No!" " Fire!" "Hold fire!" "Don't hit her!" "Don't just stand there." "She's trying to escape them." "Go in and get her!" "It's all right." "It's all right." " ( Panting )" " You all right?" "Andre:" "The application of military force, like every other thing in creation, is subject to the natural laws of cause and effect, especially when it is misused." "You are familiar with the science of Sir Isaac Newton?" "I'm trying to quit." "Sherry or physics?" "Best of luck with that." "You may need a drink after we're done." "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't come when I was summoned, but, you see, the cursed rebels had other ideas." "Benedict Arnold cut off half our regiments from the fleet." "If it weren't for the Queen's Rangers" "Saving our men from a harsh fate won't spare you from yours, Robert." "Did you really think General Howe would countenance your insubordination of last month's prisoner exchange?" "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." "Or consequence, if you prefer." "Inspector General Innes has granted me full authority to overhaul our provincial forces before they become, and I quote," ""a disorderly and destructive banditti."" "This ain't about no prisoner exchange, is it?" "You lads have had it in for me ever since I refused to line your pockets in exchange for commissions and weak officers." "Instead, I hire mean sorts" "Indians, trackers, Negroes, brawlers-- and I refuse to let any man tell me how to go about my business." "That shouldn't be a problem anymore." "The Queen's Rangers will be put under another's command." "I am the Queen's Rangers, and those boys won't follow anyone else." "Those boys are mercenaries." "They follow coin." "And I plan to pay." "Oh, aye, you'll pay, all right." "( floorboard creaks )" "Mm-hmm." "I get your meaning about causes and their effects." "Hmm?" "( laughs )" "A trick about these effects is they have ways of turning into new causes if you're not careful." "What goes up must come down, huh?" "( laughing )" "( laughing continues )" "( door closes )" "How's your father?" "He's safe at home." "I just hope he didn't inflame his wound with his efforts today." "Are you all right?" "Tired." "Yeah." "Well, I can't imagine why." "Where's Thomas?" "( Thomas cooing )" "( sighs )" "Mary." "What have you done?" "What have you done?" "What have I done?" "What have I done?" "Oh, are you going to shoot me now, Abe?" "ls that it?" " No." "No." " Am I your enemy, Abraham?" " Have I always been your enemy?" " Mary, listen to me!" "Just-- just let me explain, all right?" "Let me explain about all of this." "What is there to explain?" "You are a traitor and an adulterer and a spy for Washington." "Oh, I'm sorry-- 711, is it?" "If I had known that you were going to bring your Patriot friends here to attack our town," "I would've taken that book straight to Major Hewlett, for now I am a party to treason." "Damn it, Mary, I didn't know that Tallmadge was coming here!" "He didn't warn me!" "It's just my luck, I suppose." "Always walking in when I'm not wanted." "Step away, Mary." "( hammer clicks )" "( breathing heavily )" "Please-- please don't." "You know I have to." "No, you don't." "You don't." "You don't." "You can let me leave." "I will run away from here and I won't return." "You may be a treasonist, Mr. Woodhull, but I can't be." " ( grunts ) - ( Mary screams )" "Mr. Baker." "Mr. Baker." "( whimpering )" " ( sobbing ) - ( Thomas crying )" "Mr. Baker." "( sobbing ) Mr. Baker." "The rebels." "The rebels fled the town, and some of them went to the boats but not all of them." "Some of them came through the farms on their way out." "Four of them passed through our field." "Ensign Baker saw them, he tried to stop them." " They shot him." " Mary!" "They shot him!" "And then they burnt down the house of the judge's son." "But they took mercy on us on account of our child, who still needs his mother and his father." "As providence would have it, they were able to move into Whitehall just as they always should have." "I know how to clean up a mess." "( groans )" "Are you gonna go and get Thomas?" "You scared him with that shot of yours." "Thomas." "Mm." "( whimpers )" "( "Lyke Wake Dirge" playing )" "♪ This one night, this one night ♪" "♪ Every night and all ♪" "♪ Fire and sleet and candlelight ♪" "♪ And Christ receive thy soul ♪" "♪ When from thorny wood shall pass ♪" "♪ Every night and all ♪" "♪ The fire shall burn thee to thy bone ♪" "♪ And Christ receive thy soul ♪" "♪ And Christ receive thy soul ♪" "( theme music playing )" "Ripped By mstoll"

"Previously on Lost:" "I don't care what Jack said." "They've got him and we have to get him back. I owe him that." "The man, you said you'd seen him?" "On a video feed from the Pearl Station." "Why are we continuing to play this game when we all know it has moved to the next stage?" "This is a map showing electrical and data cabling comprised of houses and dormitories." "Sounds like a place worth visiting." "When I saw the lightning hit the roof, you were electrocuted." "When you heard Claire, you drowned trying to save her." "I dove in so you never went in!" "I've tried, brother, to save you, but no matter what I try to do, you're going to die, Charlie." "Mum?" "Mum!" "Mum!" "Mum!" "Oh, look, Aaron, your mom has finally decided to wake up." "Only way I could get you to sleep in was to borrow the midget." "And what is all this?" "An aperitif of Mysterious Island fruit before the breakfast picnic I have set up in your honour a short walk down the beach." " What's gotten into you, Charlie?" " Sorry?" "It's just, you've been so depressed all week, and now it's breakfast in bed and picnics?" "I woke up and I thought, it's time to stop feeling sorry for yourself and seize the day." "I can't think of anyone I would rather do some day-seizing with than you." "So, what do you say?" "Let's drop the cherub off with Auntie Sun and Uncle Jin and you and I go for a little stroll." "I would love to." "From the position of this stream, we should be here." "If the scale is right, his people are two miles in that direction." "I don't expect you to confirm that." "That's an electrical wiring map, Sayid." "I'm not sure it's accurate." "Well, certainly not as infallible as the magical carvings on your stick." "The stick did get us to that station." "The station which you accidentally blew up?" "If you warned me the basement was rigged with C-4, I might've been more careful." "Why don't you just tell us if we're going the right way?" "You're going the right way." " Remind me why we're keeping him alive?" " What, we shoot him like a dog?" " No. I like dogs." " He's right." "They will not trade his life for your friend's." " We should shoot him." " Enough." "Nobody's shooting anybody." "The map says where they are, he says the map is right." "So just keep moving." "OK." "Here we are." "Here we are." " Not bad?" " Not bad at all." "All right, if you'll take your seat, we will begin with our first course, which is cereal." "Then we have a fresh fruit salad..." " Good morning." " ...and..." "Good morning, yourself." " What brings you down the beach?" " Boar are thick." "I was hoping you might wanna join me in a hunt." "Oh, well, thanks for the invite, but as you can see, we're just about to begin a picnic." "Well, I think hunting might be a a better way to spend your day, Charlie." "Of all the things you could choose to do today, hunting with me might be your best option." "Oh, my God." " What is it?" " l know how to get us off this island." " Sun!" "Jin!" " Claire?" "What's the matter?" "I need Jin's nets and fish." "Hurry, and buckets." "I need those too." " We have to catch the birds." " What birds?" "They flew over, they'll only be here today, so we need to catch it now." "Oh, this sounds like fun!" " Can you get some nets?" " Nets for what, Barb..." "Nets for what, "Claire"?" "OK, five minutes ago, a flock of sea birds flew over my head." "Sea birds are migratory, they're gonna keep heading south." " l don't understand why we need to..." " They're tagged!" ""Tagged?"" "Scientists tag birds so they can track them." "So when they eventually land in Australia or New Zealand or wherever, somebody's gonna gather them up." " We can send a message." " lf we can catch one." "OK, so here's the plan." "First we cut up fish, make chum, that will get the birds in the water." "And then we're gonna need to cut up some of this net." "Charlie, can you go get some knives?" "Charlie?" " Charlie!" " Yeah." "How do you even know this stuff about birds, Claire?" "I watched a lot of nature shows with my mum." "Doesn't exactly make you an expert." "I don't want to see you wasting your time, that's all." "What happened to "seizing the day"?" "I'm sorry." "I don't see the point." "Hold still, dear, just another second." "There." "We're through now." "Ms. Littleton, I'm Officer Barnes." "Sorry to bother you, but I need to ask you a few questions." "Can I ask you how the accident happened?" "A truck forced us off the road." "OK." "And who was driving?" "Me." " Has anyone contacted your father?" " He died when I was two." "Sorry to hear that." "I spoke with the truck driver." "He's fine, by the way." " He said that when you hit him..." " No, he hit us." "About what speed would you say that happened?" "It came out of nowhere." " l didn't..." " That's not the question I asked." "I don't know how fast I was driving." "Why are you even asking me these questions?" "These questions are standard procedure when there's a fatality." "My mother is in surgery." " She's not dead!" " Right." " So she is." " This is not my fault!" "Didn't say it was." "G'day, Ms. Littleton." "Can I ask you something?" "I told you that your daughter was living with them and you haven't asked me a single question about her." "You haven't..." "Your friend, Jack you care about him?" "Yes." "Imagine 1 6 years from now, you're told he was still alive, but in your heart you know that he wouldn't remember you, he wouldn't know you." "He wouldn't even know that you ever cared about him." "I haven't asked you questions about my daughter because I do not want to know the answers." " Water?" " No, thank you." "So how did you get here?" "How'd you get onto this island?" "Don't waste your breath." "Whatever he says will be a lie." "I was recruited when I was 24." " l was approached..." " l didn't ask when. I asked how." "They brought me on the submarine." "So your people can come and go whenever they want?" "Go, yes." "But two weeks ago, our underwater beacon stopped emitting its locator signal." "There was an event, an electromagnetic pulse." " lmpossible to come back." " Why would you want to come back?" "You would not understand." "Try me." "I misspoke." "What I meant to say is," " you are not capable of understanding." " And why not?" " Kate..." " Because you are not on the list." "What list?" "The man who brought me here, who brought all of my people here, he is a magnificent man." "If Ben's so magnificent, then why did he need one of us to save him?" "Ben?" "Ben is not... I will try to make this as simple as I can." "You are not on the list because you are flawed." "Because you are angry." "And weak." "And frightened." "The more I learn about you, the more I suspect you are not as omniscient as you'd have us believe." "Don't speak to us as if you know us." "Of course I don't know you, Sayid Jarrah." "How could I?" "And you, Kate Austen, are a complete stranger to me." "But you, John Locke, you I might have a fleeting memory of." "But I must be confused because the John Locke I know was para..." "Hey!" "Look at this." "Over here." "Come on." "Well." "Looks like we're here." " Will this work?" " Yes." "Work." "Sun..." "Please help." "OK." " Smells great." " Let's get it over with." " This was my mother's worst fear." " What do you mean?" "That I would end up doing something very much like this, cutting bait." "She had high hopes for my future." "They did not include marrying a fisherman's son." "Well, I guess we don't always turn out like our mothers want." "Of course, mine never worked a day in her life." "My mom was a librarian." ""Was?"" "We should get this stuff out there." "Where were you?" "I went home to take a shower." " That must've been nice." " They said she was still in surgery." "I had glass in my hair, Aunt Lindsey." "Well, I'm glad that you're feeling refreshed." "Good afternoon." "Are you the daughter?" "I'm Dr. Woodruff from neurosurgery." "I'll be observing your mother." "How is she?" "We've managed to stabilize her immediate injuries, but your mother's suffered a severe head trauma." "We have to wait for the swelling to go down before we determine the full extent of her injuries." "But..." "I'm afraid we're looking at fairly widespread damage." "What does that mean?" "It means that right now, these machines are sustaining her life." "But, I mean, it won't always be..." "When she wakes up, she won't need... I can't say with any real confidence that she will wake up." " Can she hear us?" " l like to think she can." "How long will she be like this?" "Could be a day, a week, or years." "We'll just have to wait and see." "But she'll be well looked after." "Oh, that's very nice," " but we can't pay for that." " Don't worry." "Her expenses have already been taken care of." "By whom?" "I've been asked to keep that confidential." "One... two..." "Oh, no!" "Look, I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry, man!" " What is wrong with you?" " l was shooting at a boar!" " l had no idea you were out here." " Where's Charlie?" "is he with you?" "He's at camp. I'm sorry." " So it was just you?" " Aye, it's just me." "Hunting in the exact same spot as we're setting our trap?" "I was following a boar, Claire." "Oh!" "So it's just coincidence, then." "Where is it?" "It got away." "You don't want me to catch the birds, do you?" "You and Charlie." "What's going on?" "Why wouldn't I want you to catch the birds?" "What is it?" "Don't touch it!" "Don't even go near it." "What are these pylons?" "What do you think they are?" "A security perimeter." "Those sensors on the side would be triggered if anyone passed between them." "It's an alarm system or a trap." "Either way, we will be safer going around it." "You're right, it was a security perimeter." "But like everything on this island, it hasn't functioned in years." "Of course it hasn't." "If you wish to waste your time, be my guest." "The pylons encircle the entire barracks." "There is no going around them." "If you don't believe me, look at your map." "He appears to be telling the truth." "John!" "John!" "Thank you." "Oh, my God." "Sorry." "He suffered a cerebral haemorrhage." "Why did you do that?" "We needed him!" " They'd never trade him." " You don't know that!" "You don't know it either." "What we know was that he shot one of his own people who didn't want to be in this situation." "I'm gonna stick with my opinion." " We could've discussed it." " Nobody asked me when we brought him." "All right." "Pardon me for not knowing that they had a "sonic weapon fence."" "I didn't know he was going to die." "How would I know that?" "Why are you really here?" "Are you here for Jack?" "Why else would I be here?" "We'll talk about this later." "Fine by me." "Just tell me how we're going go through this." "We're not going to go through it." "We're going over it." " Sayid, where's the axe?" " ln his pack." "No, wait a minute, I got it." "Here, I got it." "I thought you didn't know there was any C-4." "Well, I stand corrected." "Why did you take it?" "You never know when a little C-4 might come in handy." "You'll have to do better than that." "OK, there you go." "What's going on with you, Charlie?" " l just put Aaron down." " No!" " You and Desmond, what's going on?" " What are you talking about?" "You don't know anything about Desmond shooting his gun and scaring the birds?" " l've been with Aaron all morning." " You're lying, Charlie." "I am not lying." "What happened to the guy this morning, who wanted to have a picnic and "seize the day?"" "You really want to know the truth?" "That glint you saw could be anything, a piece of glass stuck in the bird's foot, or it could be nothing at all." "I don't want to advocate false hope, Claire." "That's all." "Well, I'm sorry I bothered you with my stupid ideas." "It won't happen again." "And Charlie, I don't want my baby around liars." " l think you might be overreacting." " Overreacting?" "No, I thought you were here for me, that I could count on you." " l was wrong." " No." "Claire!" "No, I'm on my own!" "And at least I know that now." " Claire!" " Just go!" "Morning, dear." "Oh, I like your new doctor." " What new doctor?" " Oh, the American." "He's in with your mum now." "Excuse me..." "The nurse said..." "Are you a doctor?" "Yes." "I'm very sorry, I shouldn't be disturbing you." "I was just leaving." "What are you doing here?" " l was just on my way out." " lf Carole knew you were here..." "She'd what?" "What would she do?" " She wouldn't act the way you are." " Aunt Lindsey what's going on here, who is he?" "It doesn't matter." "Just go." "Maybe you should tell her, Lindsey." "She deserves to know." " Please, just leave us alone." " You are not the arbiter here." " Claire has every right to know..." " You're taking advantage of her!" "Just stop it!" "You are the one paying the bills?" "Are you the one taking care of all this?" "Yes." "Then who are you?" "I'm your father, Claire." "The system appears to fire a sonic pulse when an object breaks the plane between two pylons." "So, as long as we don't break the plane, we should remain unharmed." "Why not use the explosive you took?" "Be my guest." "You wanna go stick it on?" "Whoever climbs over, give those sensors a wide berth." "I'll go first." "Give me a hand." "I guess I'll go next." " Here you go." " Thanks." " You have every right to be upset." " lt just doesn't make any sense." "Desmond's never gone boar hunting and the boar never come close to the beach." "Well, whatever is going on, they're still talking about it." " Can you watch him?" " What are you going to do?" "Get some answers." "I'll be with you in a sec." "There you go." "That'll be ten bucks." "What are you doing here?" "Buy you a cup of coffee?" " l have nothing to say to you." " Claire, I'm leaving tonight." "Then I'll be out of your life forever." "Just... one cup of coffee." "So, it's true?" "Yes. lt's true." "How did you find out about the accident?" "A doctor friend in Sydney told me." "I got the call... the minute your mother went into surgery." "Why did she tell me that you were dead?" "Well, because I, no doubt, left her with so many wonderful memories." "Look, we had a fling." "I was back in Los Angeles when she told me that she was pregnant, that she was going to have the baby... you." "And you didn't..." "you didn't want to see me?" "No, I came out a bunch of times when you were little." "I stayed over, gave you toys." "I... sang to you." "Why'd you stop coming?" "Because your aunt hates me." "And your mother didn't like the fact that I had another family." "Why are you here now, then?" "Why did you come?" "Could've paid her bills from the States... I came over because I wanted to help." "Help with what?" "Claire... your mother is alive but she's not really living." " What's that supposed to mean?" " lt means that now may be the time to look at other alternatives, other ways to relieve her pain." "Now, it is illegal to turn off her machines, but I know of ways that can achieve the same effect" " without the legal consequences." " Just stop it!" "You didn't come here to help me." " You came to fix a mistake you made." " No, honey, that's not true..." "You think just paying her bills makes you noble or something?" "You come down here and you try and get me to kill her?" "You know, just go." "Why don't you just go?" "Go back to your "real" family." "You know you might be my father but I don't even know your name." "And I want it to stay that way." "Claire!" "Claire, listen to me!" "Listen to me!" "Do not keep your mother alive for the wrong reasons." "Now, there is hope and there is guilt." "And believe me, I know the difference." "Good-bye, kiddo." "It was great seeing you again." "What the hell are you doing?" "You followed me?" "Stay back!" " lt's one of the birds." " Stay back!" "How did you know it was going to be here?" " l didn't." " Yes, you did." "You had to." "That's what you and Charlie were arguing about." "You knew." " How would I?" " l don't know." "You walked straight here, no doubt at all about where you were going." "You came right to this beach and right to this rock." "And lo and behold, there's the bird!" "What the hell is going on, Desmond?" "See that spot over there?" "That's where Charlie slipped and fell in." "He got pounded again and again by the rocks and broke his neck." "What?" "What are you talking about?" "That's where Charlie died." "Look what Desmond found." "How about that?" "It does have a tag." "You were right." "Desmond told me everything." "About all his visions that he knew you were going to get hit by lightning that you were going to drown trying to rescue me in the ocean." "How you died trying to get me this bird." "You don't believe all that, do you?" "Now, who turned the telly off?" "Don't they know how much you love your nature shows?" "That's better." "So, how are you today, Mum?" "Did you have an OK night?" "There's something I have to tell you." "Something I should've told you a long time ago." "I'm pregnant." "I'm giving it away." "It's for..." "It's for the best." "I wish... I don't know how you did it raising me alone." "It must've been so hard." "And I was just... awful." "Awful." "So horrible to you." "I'm so sorry, Mum." "I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry for all the awful things I said to you in the car." "That that I hated you." "And that..." "I wished you weren't my mother, and..." "I wished you were dead." "It's all my fault." "The accident and everything." "I'm so sorry, Mum." "I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry." "I'll see you soon, OK?" ""To whom it may concern," "We are survivors of Oceanic Flight 81 5." "We have survived on this island for 80 days." "Six hours into the flight, the pilot said we were off course and turned back towards Fiji." "We hit turbulence and crashed." "We've been waiting here all this time, waiting for rescue that has not come." "We do not know where we are, we only know you have not found us." "We've done our best to live on this island." "Some of us have come to accept we may never leave it." "Not all of us have survived since the crash." "But there is new life, too." "And with it, there is hope." "We are alive." "Please don't give up on us."" "It's... lt's perfect, Claire." "I'm not giving up on you either, Charlie." "It's going to be OK." "You're going to be OK." "We'll get through this together." "What?" "We're here." "Jack..." "Sync by Swiper"

"Deep in the heart of the Aegean lies the island of Navarone." "In 1943, it stood like a thorn in the Allied side." "Newly designed radar-controlled guns set in the heart of the ancient rock... gave the German High Command total strategic dominance." "Air strikes and naval attacks had proven costly and ineffective." "In desperation, the Allies turned to infiltration." "On the night of September the 24th, a specially trained commando group... succeeded in penetrating the very heart of the gun complex... planted explosives at the base of the giant shell hoists... then withdrew to await rescue by ships of the Royal Navy." " Reduce speed, number one." " Aye, aye, sir." "Down 50 reps." "Fire!" "Move!" "Move!" "Come on, move it!" "Move it!" "Move it, move it, move it, move it!" "Regulations state, sir, that in the absence of bacon, ham, et cetera... the acting catering officer, that's you, sir... shall authorize once per week, the issue of offal." " Offal?" " Offal, sir... is kidneys, liver, tongue, brains..." "Well, I'll be damned!" " Milly, how nice to see you!" " Hello, sir." " Whatever are you doing here?" " I've no idea." "I'm reporting to Cmdr. Jensen." "I gather you've been hurling yourself over the white cliffs." "How's the leg?" "It's in the same place." "I thought they pensioned you off for good." "You still peddling those whiz-bangs of yours?" "Yes, we've got things that go boom for all occasions." "I'm working with a new detonator." "It's interesting..." "Excuse me, sir." "We can't keep Cmdr. Jensen waiting." " We'll have a quiet pint later on." " He'd like to see you too, together." "Corporal, put that in my office, will you?" "Mallory." "Take a pew." "How's the leg?" " And Miller, isn't it?" " Yes, sir." "Hear you've been attached to Winston's toy shop." ""Department of Dirty Tricks" as the Whitehall chaps call it." "Well, they speak very well of you." "Right." "We need you chaps for something rather special." "I'm afraid it's not exactly a masterpiece... but I wonder if you can identify this fellow." "Think back to Navarone." "I'd rather not, sir." "Nicolai?" "Yes." "Let you down a bit, didn't he?" "But what about him?" "Andrea's people had him shot as a traitor, didn't they?" "Yes, so we were told." "In fact, he escaped." "He wasn't a traitor." "He was a German agent... who we believe is operating now in Yugoslavia with the Partisans... posing as one Capt. Lescovar." "Now, you both knew Nicolai." "In fact, you're the only people we know of can make a positive identification." "So I'd like you to go out there and cope." "Cope, sir?" "Kill him." "Discreetly, if possible." "But I'm a civilian now, sir." "Yes, we thought about that." "So you've been recalled to the current and promoted." "Staff sergeant." "Awfully generous, sir." "Exactly how do we get there?" "We're tacking you onto Force 10." "The code name for an operation for the Allied mission in Yugoslavia." "Excuse me, sir." "What's their objective?" "It's being treated on a need-to-know basis." "And you don't need to know." "Barnsby, come in." " Sir?" " Colonel." "Force 10 flies out tonight." "Oh, that's all right." "Taking these boys with you." "I beg your pardon, sir?" "It's a matter of transportation." "You've got passengers." "Just a sideshow." "This is Maj. Mallory, Sgt. Miller." "Lt. Col. Barnsby." "Sir, my mission is all set." "It's been planned down to the last detail." "The last thing we need are a couple of passengers." "Maj. Mallory does have a certain amount of experience." "I wouldn't doubt it." "We're talking about some hard traveling, sir." "We've gotta move fast." "My men are young, in top physical shape." " They're specially trained for this." " I'm aware of that." "Sir, I am concerned about the safety of my command." "Well, these chaps have got a job to do as well." "And it's up to you to deliver them safely to the Partisans." "And you leave for Italy at 2300 hours... and you take off for Yugoslavia the following night." "Very well, sir." "Thank you." "That's all, gentlemen." "Well, we'll do our best not to make a nuisance of ourselves, colonel." "All right, enough!" " Thought we were going to an airfield." " From what I've observed of Barnsby... we might be going to Yugoslavia by walking on water." "All right, it's right along here." "Slow down, Nolan." "Stop it." "Nolan, kill the lights." "All right, out." "Oberstein, Reynolds, the fence." "You're gonna miss your plane unless you join us now, major." "Remarkable way of getting on an aircraft, don't you think so?" "Oh, well, nothing's ever easy, is it?" "It's not easy if you insist on climbing through fences in the dark... when there's a perfectly good gate half a mile up the road." "Anything we can do to help?" "Yeah, you can keep quiet and out of the way, major." "I don't have a lot of time for explanations." "One thing that you don't know... is the last three Allied missions into Yugoslavia... were blown right here in Italy." "So this time when we fly out, we're not advertising the fact to anybody." "Holy cow, will you look at those guys!" "They're stealing half the field." "All right, hold it." "Wait for me." "Okay, men, let's go!" " Blake, take care of Rastus there." " Yes, sir." "Okay, fellas, freeze." "Back off." "Come on, get back." "And you, back, back!" "Bill, Eddie, fetch those other guys out of there." "What's your name, kid?" "Walter." "What's yours?" "Well, it sure in the hell ain't Rastus." "Walter." "Good evening." "Major, move!" " You two guys officers?" " More or less, yes." "We're very much obliged to you, sergeant." " Weaver." " Oh, Sgt. Weaver." "Thank you." "U.S. Army Medical Corps." " But, sir!" " All set, colonel." " Still stuff outside?" " Yeah." " Okay, Oberstein?" " Fine." "Hey, sir!" "Where's Nolan?" "I think you can take it he won't be joining us." "Okay, let's go." "You son of a bitch!" "I saved your asses back there... and you run out on me." "Hey, who is this guy?" "Get out of here." "Hey, man, don't push!" "Don't push me!" " Look, you!" " I think it's a bit late for that now." "Look, you just shouldn't have left me there." "I saved you bums." "Well, we didn't think you'd like where we're going." "You let me worry about that, huh?" "That guy's gonna melt into the landscape." "Yeah, them Partisans are gonna think they've been invaded by Zulus." "Well, you are one man short." "Well, Nolan can handle a chute, at least." " Can you handle a chute?" " I can learn on the job." "That's right, you learn on the way down." "I'd better go tell the colonel we got us another passenger." "I think the colonel's got enough on his plate for the moment, don't you?" "So sorry." "I was rather hoping we'd lost that." "You never know." "It might come in useful." "Hey, hey, what do you got in there?" "My pajamas." "Looks like high-explosive pajamas to me." "Not to worry, old boy." "Been handling this since I blew up the nursery with my first chemistry set." "Poor old nanny." "We got company." "Cut two!" "Reynolds, bail out!" "Jump!" "Go!" "Come on, move it!" "Come on, get out!" "Come on, move!" "Come on!" "Mallory." "Okay." " Seen any of the others?" " Not yet." "Get down!" "Come on." " Okay, Reynolds?" " Yeah." "Where's your Sgt. Miller?" "How the hell did he get here?" "You let him on the plane?" "I think he more or less invited himself." " Where did you learn to use a knife?" " Harvard University, man." "You don't call him man." "You call him sir, and you call me sir." "And as long as you're here, you do as you're told." "Understood, soldier?" "Yes, sir." "We've gotta get out of here before that patrol comes back." "Lt. Reynolds, take point." "Sgt. Weaver, bring up the rear." "And everybody keep up." "All right, let's go." "Organized young gentleman, isn't he?" " Any idea where we are, colonel?" " Not a hell of a lot, no." "If we keep going east, we'll end up where we're supposed to." "How did we get stuck with those two clowns?" "I don't know, Doug." "Some idiot at British HQ." "Come along, gentlemen." "It's not teatime yet." "Do you think that young man has any idea where we are, Milly?" " No, I shouldn't think so." " I shouldn't think so, either." "I'll go and try and find out." "Yes, why don't you do that." "Excuse me, colonel." "Do you have any idea where we are?" "I've got a good idea where we are." "And how long it's gonna take to get there, if you two can't keep up." "All right, let's move it." " This is really beautiful country." " Yes, marvelous." "Rather like the Scottish Highlands." " Do you know Scotland?" " No." "Yes." "I've often thought that I'd rather like to settle down there some day." "Looks like you're gonna have to change your plans." "Take it easy." "Welcome." "Capt. Drazak." "Seventeenth Partisan Regiment." " Good morning, captain." " Welcome, welcome!" "Thank you, Capt. Drazak." "They frightened you with bandages, huh?" "Without bandages you..." "German, how you say:" "You say, "flamethrower."" "Yeah, yeah, flamethrower." "Hello!" "Hello!" "How do you do?" "This is Maritza, good soldier comrade." "How do you do, good soldier comrade?" "Hello, blackie." "Maybe it comes off now, Maritza." "Back off, soldier." "I make big joke... but joke on me." "Good, blackie." "Come, we go." "We eat with our comrades." "We make friends and drink." "Then we fight the Germans." "Come." "Come, we go." "Where did you learn to punch like that?" "Harvard?" "No, Harlem." "Colonel?" "I'm not trying to get anybody killed, least of all me." " But that big idiot back there started it." " Just watch yourself, soldier." " How's the leg today?" " It's much better, thank you." "Good, good." "Well, it looks like things may work out after all, huh?" "Well, perhaps Miller and I can still carry out our little sideshow." "Sorry about Force 10." "You're down to two men, aren't you?" "Of course, I don't know what your mission was... but obviously it just isn't on now, is it, colonel?" "Looks rather like your own youngster, doesn't he?" "Do you really think so?" "Please, come." "Come, eat." "We are Chetniks... not stinking Partisans." "We hunt Allied commandos like wild pigs!" "We work with Germans." "They are our friends!" "Good evening, gentlemen." "Maj. Schroeder, 11th army corps." "How do you do, major?" "Delighted to meet you." "We thought these people were Partisans." " Of all the luck, eh, Barnsby?" " Sure." "Chetniks?" "Who would have believed that?" "The other three Allied missions that fell into our hands... were not quite so happy about it as you appear to be." "I'm not surprised, sir." "But, you see, we're not commandos." "We're deserters." "Deserters?" "Give them to me, major." "We kill them now." "You see, we were in a prison camp in Termoli." "We escaped." "Managed to steal a plane." "Flew here, RAF Lancaster." "Were attacked, hit, bailed out and landed in your territory, thank God." "Fascinating." "Tell me, why exactly did you desert?" "Now, I'm glad you asked that." "Yes." "Well, I am afraid that is rather a long story." "Oh, please, you must not be afraid of boring me." "Have you ever heard of penicillin?" "No." "Well, I'm not surprised." "It's new." "It's a drug that prevents wounds from becoming infected." "It cures a whole range of infections... including some of the nastier social diseases." "It's become one of the most sought-after items on the black market." "Our friend here, Sgt. Weaver of the American Medical Corps... was our supplier." "You are saying you stole these drugs from the Army to sell to civilians?" "Not just to civilians, major." "We'd sell it back to the Army." "Any army." "I see." "Tell me, what has all this to do with that suitcase you keep looking at?" "Well, that suitcase is full of our penicillin." "Oh, indeed." "Perhaps I could see some of it?" "Certainly, major." "Open it, Miller." "You can't do that here, you'd ruin the lot." "You know perfectly well that any contamination will destroy it." "It must be opened under laboratory conditions." "There's nearly half a million pounds worth of stuff here." "I know all that, but the major is not interested in our penicillin." "He only wants to know the truth." "What's the use of a half a million pounds to you out here?" "Yes, well, that's beside the point, sir, but I'm not going to open it." "Our story doesn't seem to convince you." "No, it does not." "That's up to you, but every word he's told you is true." "If you don't believe it, check with your intelligence." "They'll verify the entire story." "Oh, I shall certainly verify your story." "Every word of it." "Get in!" "Cute story, major, very cute." "Now, what happens when they open the suitcase?" "I should think we'll all get shot." "Don't you, colonel?" "Headquarters acknowledges your signal." "Thank you, Bauer." "Maritza... what do you think?" "They're lying." "What does it matter, anyway?" "Kill them." "Yeah, you are probably right." "Do you know what I was thinking?" "After the war, $1 million." "You, a simple peasant girl from where?" "I can never pronounce the name of the place you come from." "With so much money, we could..." "They're lying." "Kill them." "Out!" "Get out." "What did I tell you?" "Well, at least we got a good night's sleep." "Good morning, gentlemen." "Our intelligence confirms your escape from Italy." "You and you, follow me, please." "Your escape from Italy is one thing." "The rest of your story is something else." "I had time to sleep on it." "So this morning, you know what I did?" "I opened the suitcase." "Maritza!" "And what do you think I found?" "Firewood." "What did you expect?" "We buried it before your Chetniks picked us up." "We're not stupid." "It's the only thing we've got to bargain with." "That is what I thought you would say." "I think you're lying." "You know they're lying." "Why don't you let Drazak get rid of them?" "Gently, Maritza." "I don't believe your so-called penicillin exists, but it just might." "So I will let you go and dig it up for me." "And if we do, you'll shoot us and bury us in the same hole." "I shall certainly shoot you if you don't." "Well, gentlemen, the choice is yours." "What I can't figure is how the firewood got in the case." "Neither can I." "Don't know where we're going to find any spare penicillin here, do you?" "What are we going to do, keep walking until we reach the Adriatic?" "I don't think the iron maiden will let us get that far." "Halt!" "What did I tell you?" "We are three miles past the spot where you were picked up." "Well, where is this wonderful treasure?" "In your imagination?" "No, ma'am, it's not in our imagination." "I think it's a bit further on, don't you?" "Yes, it is." "Well, I mean, it's not much further than this." "It's hard to tell, the whole country looks alike." "You will start digging within five minutes." "What if we haven't found it in five minutes?" "Then you will be digging your graves." "Hey, colonel." "Wait a minute, now this looks familiar." "Isn't this our little hollow down here?" "Yes, I think it is." "I remember this knoll over here." "Ma'am, this is it." "I think this is it." " This knoll over here?" " Right." "You see, comrade, we lined it up between them..." "There you are!" "There's our pile of stones." "Gotta get them closer and we use the spades." "You take the two that are closest to you... and I'll take the other one and the broad." "I'm gonna get them closer now, okay?" "Fritz." "Fritz, come!" "It's here." " Ready?" " All right." "You can get up now." "They're dead." "I put firewood in people's cases and hide their high explosives." "Don't sit there gawping." "Get out of here." "Keep moving in that direction." "Try to find Petrovitch's Partisans." "Now, go." "Excuse me, good comrade soldier... but exactly what story are you gonna tell Schroeder about all this?" "You took us by surprise." "You got away." "Here, hit me." "Did you expect me to go back there with my hair combed?" "Hit me!" "Well, all right." "I'm sorry." "Harder!" "Come on, colonel." "I hope that man Schroeder believes that girl's story." "If he doesn't believe her, he'd better think twice about calling her a liar." "What about Miller and Reynolds?" "What about them, colonel?" "Yes." "I suppose they..." "Let's move it." "Do you have the feeling we're being followed?" "About the last 10 minutes." "Next time you can play the corpse." "Yeah, you seem pretty good with that thing, though." "Could have been luck." " Germans?" " Yes, or Drazak, I suppose." "Partisans, thank God!" "Good morning." "Good morning." "What's the matter with him?" "We've been looking for you." "Be quiet." "You will make your report to Maj. Petrovitch." "I think we've run into bad company, colonel." "Yes, the leader." " What about him?" " Afraid I know him." " Nicolai." " Who the hell is Nicolai?" "It's Nicolai Lescovar." "The man I was sent to kill." "Dam, if it's the one I think it is." "I know where we are." "So do I. Right in it." "Do you think he's recognized you?" "Yes, I think so." "Lt. Col. Barnsby, United States Rangers." "Maj. Mallory, sir." "You got away from the Germans." "How?" "We escaped." "Capt. Lescovar has his doubts about that." "If you escaped, why were the Germans not pursuing you?" "We observed you for five miles before we picked you up." "You should've observed that we killed two Chetniks that were following us." " The men with the bandaged faces." " Exactly." "Hardly a cause for congratulation." "Those two men were Partisans." "Comrades of ours whom we had infiltrated into the Chetnik camp... so now all links with our agent there are broken, thanks to you." "I'm sorry." "The fact remains that we're Allied officers." "There's no reason we should be treated this way." "I'm in command of Force 10." "I insist that we be allowed... to contact the Allied mission." "I'm sure London informed you." "We are informed of many things by London... very few of them ever seem to materialize." "However, you are right." "I was informed of your mission." "Personally, I doubt if it was ever a practical one... but now that you are here without equipment, the question is academic." "And you, major, you came here as an observer, perhaps?" "No, sir." "I was charged with a mission of my own." "It's confidential." "Confidential!" "Sometimes I get the impression... that London looks on this theater of operations... as a convenient place for conducting what they call "war games."" " May I speak to you personally?" " You are speaking to me personally." " I mean alone." " No." "The People's Army does not conduct military business in secret." "Very well, sir." "I was sent here to identify a German agent, code name Nicolai." "We are reliably informed... that he has infiltrated the People's Resistance Army, and is now known... as Capt. Lescovar." "And having identified this man, what were your further orders?" "I was to eliminate him, sir." " Eliminate." "Don't you mean kill?" " Yes, sir." "I do mean kill." "Do you hear that, Lescovar?" "The gentlemen from London want us to shoot you." "I'm sorry, major." "I must admit you are indeed partly right." "There was an agent named Nicolai... operating somewhere south of here and also calling himself Lescovar." "But he was identified many months ago." "And eliminated." "The British were informed." " But London were very specific, sir." " Yes, they frequently are specific... and just as frequently wrong!" "Lt. Marko, see that these gentlemen... give you a full report on their activities in the Chetnik camp." "A specific report." "Well, captain, I guess we owe you a bit of an apology, don't we?" "Well, it happens." "We all get badly briefed sometimes." "Wish we had been briefed about the men with the bandages." "Replaced them with a couple of your own, that's a good trick." "They were messengers to our agent at Schroeder's headquarters." "Is your agent small, dark, pretty... beautiful grey eyes and shoots from the hip?" "You mean Maritza?" "Yes." "She took a big chance for us." "She isn't Petrovitch's daughter for nothing." "We hold this end of the bridge." "Over there, the Germans prepare for the final attack." "We have been ordered to prevent them crossing at all costs." "What exactly do they have over there?" "Three divisions, perhaps more." "We hold a brigade here." "Soon they will bring up tanks, then..." " Why haven't you blown the bridge?" " We have tried several times." "Each time we lost valuable men." "Maj. Petrovitch has decided it is impractical." "Well, he's wrong about that." "There's no bridge in the world that can't be blown." "That's what Force 10 was here to prove." "I told you before, you have no men, you have no equipment." "I can radio London for equipment." "Get me an airstrip operational." "Oh, call London, prepare an airstrip for a plane that may never arrive." " Have you anything else to suggest?" " Yes." "Give me 20 men, I can blow that bridge to hell." "You mean you can blow 20 of my men to hell, for nothing!" "That bridge is indestructible." "Excuse me, sir, you don't need 20 men." "You need Miller." " Miller?" " He's an expert with explosives, sir." "He's probably the best in England." " This Miller is in England?" " No, sir." " Prisoner in the Chetnik camp." " Then he's already dead." "Not necessarily, major." "I refuse to mount a full-scale operation just to find out, colonel." "I need every single man I've got here, now!" "Sir, we don't need to mount a full-scale operation." "Just give us two men." "These officers are from headquarters." "They're here to interrogate you." "You reported five prisoners, major." "Two of them tried to escape." "They were shot." "Maj. Schroeder is in the armory, and I have told you before... this area is out of bounds to you people, except Capt. Drazak." "Kindly remove yourselves immediately... and if you can read, which I doubt, take a look at standing orders." "There." "You have made me burn the milk." "So I did." "Let it burn." "Open up." "Prisoners for Maj. Schroeder." "You see, my colleague does not believe you are deserters." " The prisoners, sir." " What prisoners?" "I thought you said these men had been shot." "Right, gentlemen, shall we go?" "No!" "This is not correct." "Quick." "Miller!" "Bring him." "Open it." " Go." " Marko." "Partisan bitch!" "Always so kind to the men with burns." "But they have no burns." "The three Germans with the prisoners that escaped... all shot in the back with machine pistols." "You killed them." "Good." "Give me the hat." "Open." "Open up." "Open!" "Open!" "Milly." "Weaver, don't stand there like an idiot." "Let's get this truck moving." "She okay?" "Well, we'll drive as carefully as we can." "Hey, you." "I don't like the way you talk." " You what?" " I don't like the way you talk to me." "This truck doesn't move till somebody tells me what's going on." "Now, look, you..." "You big-time officers have shafted me twice." "You tried to dump me in Italy, ran out on me back there." "You expect me to drive you like some chauffeur." "Nobody tells me anything." " You don't tell me what's going on." " I don't believe this." "Excuse me, but is your trouble that you want to be part of the team?" "I don't want to be a part of any lousy team." "I just want some equal consideration." "I don't think you'll get equal consideration... from those people back there." "Do you?" "I don't care if they're the U.S. Cavalry." "Nobody moves until somebody tells me what you're planning to do." " We're going to blow up a bridge." " A bridge?" "Whose bridge?" "Not me, I'm blowing up nothing." "We are going to help the Partisans blow up a bridge... and then if we're very lucky, we can all go home." " Is that a fact?" " That's the general idea, sergeant." " That's why we came back for Miller." " Yeah, Miller." "You didn't give a mother-hunch about me." "You came back for Miller, but you didn't come for me?" "No, we didn't." "That's the first straight answer you've given me." "I think the major's got a point, colonel." "They do look kind of mean, don't they?" "Don't stand there gaping like an idiot." "Get in there and drive the truck!" "All right." "All right." "We'll have to do this another way." "Get away from the truck." "Wait for my signal." "Useful little insect, isn't he?" " Keep an eye on him, Marko." " Miller, you are an incurable showoff." "Don't knock it, major." "Don't knock it." "So now it works, huh, sergeant?" "Well, these babies are a little temperamental sometimes." "Like me." "Lescovar's confirmed my signals got through to London." "Do you like that chap?" " Who's that, Lescovar?" " Yeah." "I haven't thought anything about him." " Knows his job, I suppose." " Yes, he does, doesn't he?" "All right, sergeant?" "What do you think?" "Pretty straightforward, isn't it?" "Well, no, not exactly." "In fact, not by a long chalk." "I'd say you're flogging a dead horse there, old man." " What are you trying to tell me?" " Want to take a look?" "Are you kidding?" "I know every inch of that bridge." "Oh, yeah?" "In that case, you'll have noticed how it's built into the living rock." "And how those main pilings are not just concrete, but 20 feet thick." "That's not forgetting..." "I told you, London's dropping the same stuff we had before." "Yes, I know what you're getting, but it's not gonna be enough." " What do you mean, not enough?" " You might just bend it a little... burn the paint work here and there." "But nothing that would seriously inconvenience the Jerries, I thought." "Our experts have been studying that bridge, and they say it'll blow." "I don't know where you learned... but I'm talking about the best engineers in the business." "Yes." "They're probably experts at building things... whereas I'm an expert at blowing them up." "Take it from me that one would need eight hours... to make a decent job of that bridge." "Eight hours?" "Assuming, of course, the Jerries are kind enough to leave us in peace." "And maybe provide a few working lights." "You've seen those searchlights, have you?" "Well, I..." " Miller." " Sir." "I think you've made your technical point." "Many thanks, sir." "If I weren't absolutely sure of my facts, I wouldn't be telling you this now." "And you do understand, sir, I'm not exaggerating." "What would happen to the bridge if that central arch... was suddenly hit by several million tons of water?" " Water?" " Water?" "I think we've been talking about the wrong target." "Remember that dam we passed up around the bend?" "What kind of a dam?" "Where is it?" "Two and a half miles up the river." "But, my dear chap, why didn't you say so before?" "Oh, I could do a tremendous job on a dam, yes." "With a dam you've got natural elements working for you." "It's like an enormous bath." "All you've got to do is pull the plug." "Thank you." "Come along, gentlemen." "As a technician, I thought you might be interested in that dam, Milly." "Get them outside for the dropping zone." "So the RAF drops the stuff and we blow the dam, right?" "Right." "Is it anything like Boulder Dam?" "Now, that baby's big, man." "Wouldn't know, old boy." "How often have you used this as a dropping zone?" "Never." "The Germans see to that." "We have to keep moving around." "Makes sense." "You think those two guys know anything about blowing a dam?" "Oh, no, I shouldn't think they've got a clue." "But never mind, old Weaver... we sergeants will see them through as usual." " Right." " Hello." "Ought you to be out and about?" "It's jolly cold." "Come on in, take a seat." "Thank you, but one thing I cannot do just yet is sit down." "You're not staying for the fireworks?" "Bags of panic and blue lights." "No." "I've seen too many airdrops." "They don't compare to a nice, warm bed." "Would you believe it?" "Right on time." "I don't believe it." "Poor bastards." "This was no accident." "We've lost our last chance." "There is no question." "We were betrayed." "Aren't we always with Allied missions?" "Their security's a joke." "It doesn't matter." "We do our part, and what do we get?" "Twenty lives lost." " One of them..." " It's past." "Finished." "All that matters now is that the Germans are marshalling their tanks." "They will cross the bridge tomorrow... and there is nothing we can do to stop them." "And you four gentlemen have outstayed your usefulness." "You will be escorted back to the Allied military mission." "Out of harm's way?" "Sir..." "I could leave the Germans some very nasty surprises." "Thank you, sergeant." "I think we have had enough surprises." "Capt. Lescovar, see that these gentlemen have an escort of two men." "If those chaps had just half the equipment of the Jerries..." "I could've made that dam look like a Swiss cheese." "It's absolutely sickening." "Do you think the Jerries will have that gear we need in their supply dump?" "Of course they would." "Lashings of HE, land mines, detonators, everything." "It's an absolute certainty." "Your escort, colonel." " I think you will find them reliable." " Okay, thank you." "I think we're going to need rather more men than this, captain." "My sergeant thinks that the Germans have the necessary equipment... in their forward supply dump so that the colonel can blow the dam." "That means you'd have to get into the marshalling yards at Mostar." "None of you speak enough German." "You need me to help." "Thank you, captain." " You know, I could get shot for this." " Couldn't we all?" "You look real beautiful, you know that?" "Yes, it's all right for you." "You don't have to come with us." "We'll be back in exactly 35 minutes, right?" " Okay." " That's if the shop's open, old boy." "Pity they didn't teach you German at that school of yours." "Instead of Latin?" "Perish the thought, old boy." "These any use to you?" "No, teller mines is what we want." "They look like dirty grey-green dinner plates." "Maybe they just haven't got any." "They have." "I wonder what happened to Barnsby and his truck." "I've been asking myself the same question." "Well, we can't just stand here like ducks in thunder." "Over there." "The railway wagon." "Get the stuff in there till he comes." "Barnsby should have been here by now." "Where the hell is he?" "Beautiful." " They're just the job." " Not now, Milly." "Well, I'd rather do it now than in some ditch." " How long?" " Oh, about 10 minutes... given peace and quiet." "These little sods can be temperamental." "The gubbins itself is harmless enough but aren't we all, until detonated." "For a moment I thought we were off." "Hey, where in the hell have they gotten to?" "You maniac." "What the hell are you doing here?" "I'll go and have a look around, see if I can find them." " There he is." " Wait." "I'll get him." " That's Lescovar." " Yeah." " Where's Marko?" " I don't know... but ten to one they're hiding in that boxcar." "But ten to one they're hiding in that boxcar." "Bloody hell." "What's up now?" "Some great ape of a sergeant, he's sent Barnsby's truck away." "Oh, no." "Sergeant." "Be quiet." "Listen to me." "There are two British commanders in that cattle truck behind me." "I'm Col. Von Ingorslebon, Special Field Intelligence Group." "Stand still, idiot." "Look natural." "There is a third, an American colonel... in the truck which you just sent away." "I want to take them all together." " What's Lescovar doing?" " He's shooting him some kind of story." "Go and assemble a squad of armed men." "Quickly and quietly." "And keep them out of sight." "Then report back to me." "Understand?" "Good old Lescovar." "Best line-shooter in the Balkans." "All right, you guys, let's..." "Oh, man." "The sacks, get them up here quick." " You picked a fine time to do this." " Sling out my suitcase, will you?" "You trying to screw up this operation?" "We're behind schedule already." " How did you get here?" " I've been through that already." "Help me get this stuff loaded and get it on the truck." " Right, Miller?" " Right, all set." "Let's go." "Easy." "Hold it." "It's that man again." "I'll take care of him." "Close the door." "They are all yours, sergeant." "Bring the squad." "All clear?" "Give them a moment to get out of sight." "That fool, Marko, must have given himself away." "I don't know how." "How in the hell are we gonna get back across the river?" "I mean, where are we going?" "Berlin, I shouldn't wonder." "Sarajevo." "That's where the train goes." "No stops." "I'm sorry about Marko." "Thank you." "It's a risk we all take." "He was a brave man and a good friend." "Pity he got careless." "Do you think that big sergeant spotted him as a Partisan?" "I can't buy that." "The sergeant wasn't that bright." "He saluted you, you're wearing a corporal's uniform." "That doesn't rate a salute in the German army." "Not in anybody's army." "Why do you think he saluted you, Lescovar?" "Perhaps he recognized my natural superiority." "Yes, perhaps." "You say this train goes to Sarajevo, no stops?" "Yeah." "But I noticed on the map that we pass within a half a mile of the dam." "Strange you didn't bother to mention that." "Now, what's all this about?" "Some fool of a sergeant salutes me... and I forget to mention that we pass near the dam." "And a little while ago, you said that Marko must have given himself away." "I don't think he gave anything away... except his life." "What did you give away, Lescovar?" "You think I'm a traitor, is that it?" "I don't think, I know." "I've always known." "I just couldn't prove it." "You're Nicolai." "You're the man who blew us in Greece." "Thank you, colonel." "I've done your job." "You help me do mine." "Oh, crikey." "It's lit like a Christmas tree." "Dawn's around 5:30." "Gives us an hour to get in... half-hour to set the charges and 20 minutes to get clear." "What you need, sir, is a little diversion, isn't it?" " What am I supposed to do with this?" " Oh, I don't know." "Try and imagine you're a dog." "Oh, for heaven's sake." "On the road, man, on the road!" "Hallelujah!" "Just unroll it and string it out." "Come on, blackie." "Come on, blackie." "Come on." "Hey." "You bleed red blood, eh, blackie?" "Here." "Right here." "You all right?" "Come on, blow, damn it!" "Blow!" "Give them a chance." "They'll be here in a minute." "If they'd been caught, we'd have heard the alarm go off." "How long do we make the fuse?" "They're Germans, they're gonna be punctual." "Usually are." "We've run out of time." "Twenty seconds?" "What do you say?" "It's your decision, colonel." "I'm asking you." "Twenty seconds sounds about right, then we won't have so far to run." "It would have been nice to see that bridge go, huh?" "Yes, wouldn't it?" "All been very interesting, though, hasn't it?" "Yes." "It didn't do a goddamn thing!" "Nothing!" "Miller!" "That useless git!" " It didn't..." " What?" " It didn't work!" " I know it didn't work!" " Well, let's get out of here!" " Yeah, let's get out of here." "When I catch that little perisher, I'll wring his useless neck!" "Nothing!" "We've been through all this, and nothing!" "Nothing but:" "You can't expect an enormous volcano with three tiny bags of explosives." "You have to let nature take her course." "Give it time, it'll work." "If I were you, I'd get out of here fast!" " You son of a bitch!" " I told you, it's only a matter of waiting." "You cute little son of a bitch!" "You did it!" "Come here." "You did it!" "You did it!" "You cute little son of a..." "You did it!" "Why, you limey genius, I love you!" "Steady on, old Weaver, steady on." "You did it!" "Miller, you horrible little man... you knew that was gonna be a slow-motion explosion." "You deliberately didn't tell me, did you?" "I didn't want to bore you with technical detail." "I thought it might be a bit over your head." "What happened to you?" "He bit me in all the excitement." "But damn it to hell, we did it, colonel, we did it!" "Yes, we did, sergeant." "We did!" "And a merry Christmas." "Yes, gentlemen, we did it." "But before... we can start awarding ourselves Victoria Crosses... and Congressional Medals of Honor and so on... and so forth and such like..." "I think I'd better point out that, one:" "We're on the wrong side of the river." "That two:" "We have no hope whatsoever of rejoining the Partisans." "And that three:" "This neck of the woods will soon be crawling with bad-tempered Germans." "And four:" "I don't think that our little genius, Sgt. Miller there... has even got a box of matches left in his suitcase." "And so, therefore, I think we can take it, gentlemen... that we are going to have a very long walk home."

""The elephant teacher smiled at the zebra." "'Of course you can come into my jungle classroom,' she said." "And that's how the zebra learned to read."" "All right." "Your water's here." "Mr. Bear's water is here." "Your clothes are laid out for the entire week." "No judgement ... my love is unconditional." "What do you say, little man?" "Should we go to sleep?" "Can I have another foot rub?" " That's enough stalling." " What's "stalling"?" " Uh... how do you explain stalling?" " He knows what stalling is." " I forget again." " Let's close our eyes and go to sleep." " I'm gonna count down from 10." " Ooh, count down from 500." "500... 499... 498... 497..." "He's getting better." "That was pretty quick." " Sweetie, he's made you his bitch." " I'm pretty sure I did it to myself." "Hey." "First one to the living room gets to pick the show." "Hey!" "Stop it!" "No." "Shh!" "I think I heard something." " Sucker!" " Hey!" "That's not fair!" "1x02" " Cold File" "Okay, whoever eats their fruit is my favorite child." " There you go, man." " Uh, hey, Dad." "I have a hangnail." "Can you, um..." " Oh, I'll get the clippers." " I got it." "I got it." "I got it." "I got it." "I got it." "Okay, on three." " One... two!" "Oh!" " Aah!" "You didn't even make it to three." " You never make it to three." " I didn't make it to three." "Two's... before that." "Oh, hey." "Whose, uh ..." "whose fancy headband's this?" "Those are mine." "Oh!" "Red thong ... so classy." " Dad, can you please do my necklace?" " Oh, I'll do it." "Oh, I got it." "I got it." "I got it." " Dad, what's a thong?" " Oh, it's, uh, underwear for people who don't want panty lines." "Oh, well, why wouldn't you want panty lines?" " 'Cause it's not sexy." " Whoo!" "Sexy time!" "'Cause you guys like to have ..." "And thus ends our morning underwear Q A." "Right." "Yep." "Of course." " Dad, please just sign my permission slips?" " Yeah." " Oh, I can do it." "Yes." " I got it." "I got it." " You are not a parent." " I know." "Mm-hmm." "When you're done with that, I-I need five bucks." " For what?" " For an investment." " Oh, can I wear my ..." " An investment?" " Can I wear my shin guards to school?" " What are you investing in?" " Investment stuff." " Can I wear my ..." "Anybody needs me, I'll just..." " Can I wear..." " just give me a shout." " Text me." "Tweet me." " I-I actually smelled you making that up." " I will." "I will." " Put them on." " There's a fire." " Help me." " I want seven back in a week." " Look, there's an eagle!" " Can I wear my shin guards to school?" "Okay." "Hey." "Ooh!" "All right ... shower police!" "Ma'am, you want to step inside?" "The word is, you haven't been washing your boobs very well." "No, I'm not here for shower police." "Had to give it a try ..." "miss 100% of the shots you never take." " What's up?" " Just feeling a little un-needed lately." "Well, the shower police need you." " By the kids." " I see." "We're having a real conversation about real things." "What's up?" "You know, I've been living here for almost a year and I just feel like I'm..." "more of a roommate than a parent." "Like some weird craigslist roommate that everyone politely ignores." "Oh, that's not true." "Hillary's rude to you sometimes." "I just feel like you just do everything and then there's nothing left for me to do." "Why should you have to deal with my stuff?" "It's my job." "I'm their Dad." "I'm the crap-master." "But I could be assistant crap-master." "You want more crap?" "I'll give you more crap." "Yes." "All I want is more crap." "All right!" "Killer bees, huddle up." "Bring it in!" "Bring it in!" "Lot of good stuff today." "Great spirit." " Yeah!" " Yeah!" "You guys ..." "you guys love to cheer." "Uh, couple of things to think about ... in general, let's ..." "let's make it a goal to not sit down as much during a scrimmage." " Yay!" " Yay!" "Also, uh, go to the bathroom ... very important ..." "before practice, okay?" "And, Ian, if you do need to go during practice, just, please, leave the field, okay?" "Coach Duane, anything you want to add?" "I think my wife is having an affair with my brother." " Yay!" " Yay!" "All right." "Uh, bring it in." "Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!" "All right." "Hey, uh, maybe a little less sharing with the kids." "Look at you ... doing stuff." " Yeah." "It's exciting, right?" " Yeah." "You know, half these kids can't eat peanuts, and the other half only eat peanuts, so, one wrong bite, half the team dies." "Oh, it's just orange slices and water." "W-well, there's one kid who can't have oranges." "His parents have some issues with Florida." "And that kid with the shorty-shorts can't have any water, 'cause he's overhydrated." "Hey, Pete?" "Stay strong, man." " Yeah?" " Come here." " What's up?" " Can you keep Bert tonight?" "'Cause my Tai Chi class is doing a pub crawl." "Uh, I could, but I got a client dinner." "I'm not gonna be back until way after his bedtime." " Pete..." " I can put him to bed." "I saw that look." " I can't even have a look?" " Come on." "I can do it." "I mean, I've seen Pete put him to bed a thousand times." "I've been to the ATM like a thousand times." "Doesn't mean I have a clue what's in my bank account." "I think one of us should stay home." "Is it gonna be you or is it gonna be me?" "Is it an important client?" "Ooh ..." "Is it gonna affect my alimony?" "Jackie, Kate's right." "She wants to do it, she can do it." "What was that look?" "That was a weird look." "From now on, new rule ... everyone says everything out loud." "Warren, I want to watch TV, okay?" "Move your feet." " Hey!" "No eating on the couch!" " When Mom's not here, I eat where I want." " Now move your gross feet." " Gross feet?" "That was very mean." " Apologize to my feet." " Never." "Okay, then I'm just gonna have to take your snacks." "Feet!" "Confiscate snacks!" "Foot snacks!" "Jerk, get your feet off my salsa!" "Oh, my god." " What's up, studly?" " Dad, uh... me and Hillary spilled salsa on Mom's white couch." "Ooh!" "Ooh-ooh-ooh!" "What do we do?" "Dad?" "Be serious, okay?" "What are we supposed to do?" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "You're calling your father for advice." "Here's my advice ..." "run away." "Hello?" "Poor kids." "We're screwed." "Mom loves to punish us in those twisted ways." "I know ... a-and remember that one time I wouldn't stop picking my nose and so she ... she put that dog cone collar on me?" "She cannot find out about this." "Wait." "Wait." "She won't!" "Oh, my god!" " Oh!" "Check it!" " Genius." "Okay, as long as we keep a united front, we'll be fine." "Hey, guys." " Hey, Mom!" " How was your day?" "It was great." "Hey, Hillary." "Let's get out of here." " Bye, Mom!" " Bye, Mom!" ""I'm not afraid of your breath, and he gave the dragon a kiss." "And that's how the dragon learned to love."" "Okeydokey." "We've got your water ... check." "Mr. Bear's water ... check." "I see you've made some changes to your wardrobe for the week, which I totally respect." "And now it's time to close your eyes and go to sleep." " And I'll count you down from 10." " How about from a billion?" " I don't know how to count that high." " How about from a million?" "Okay." "A million..." "Hi." " Bert?" " Hi!" "Are we playing a game?" "No." " I'm still awake." " Why?" "Hey, guys." "Snack's ready." " Just act cool." " I always do." "Oh, Mom, you look ravishing." "Oh." "Why, thank you, sweetheart." "Okay, guys, dig in." "I made quesadillas." "Okay." "Any other topping suggestions?" " S-sour ... sour cream." " Chocolate." " Relish." " Uh, mustard?" "Relish." "I was thinking of something just a little more picante." "I know ... how about some salsa?" " Oh, yeah." "Salsa ... right." " Salsa." "We haven't had salsa in a while." "Right, Hil?" "That's right, Warren." "Aah." "New bottle." "Dig." " All right." " Oh!" "I almost forgot ... napkins, just in case one of us spills the salsa." "Right." "She knows." "She never talks this much about salsa." "Maybe she talks about salsa all the time," " but we're just noticing it now." " What?" "!" "Hey, dig in guys." "The salsa is what makes it so good." "It's been three hours." "We're buddies, right?" " I like you!" " Okay, good." "I like you, too." "Now can you just please tell me, Berto." "What can I do?" " Sometimes I like "This little piggy."" " Great." "Perfect." "This little piggy went to market." "And this little piggy stayed home." "And this little piggy..." "went to Pilates." "And this little piggy was like, "Bert, go to sleep!"" "That was all wrong." "I'm even more awake now." "I'll tell you what." "Tonight, you're gonna fall asleep like I did when I was your age." "I never get to watch TV in bed!" "I know." "It'll be our little secret, okay?" " Let's Pinky swear!" " I like the way you roll." "All right." "Temperatures in the south will be dropping by tomorrow night." "In sports, Los Angeles beat San Francisco to stay alive in the chase for the west, and Seattle lost to Texas despite Hernandez going eight innings..." "That's all for the nightly news at 11." "From our family to yours, good night." "Tonight, on "Cold File"..." "Mark Styman was abrilliantsurgeon, but this surgeon had a secret." "Dr. Mark Styman liked to steal uteruses." "Hey, buddy." "All right, time to get up." " The killer bees need their goalie." " I'm an all-star." "Okay, right ..." "everybody's an all-star." "Up." "Come on." "Oh, I'm tired." "I slept bad." "Shh!" "No, you didn't." "Don't say that... to your Dad." "Kate, could a doctor steal my uterus?" "Steal your uterus?" "What are you talking about?" "I saw it on "Cold File" last night after you fell asleep." "Ooh, boy." "Okay, listen, let's just keep it between us" " with a Pinky swear?" " Okay." "Okay." "Good." "Hey, Bert!" "We gotta go!" "Hey." "Just this once, you can have a sip of my coffee." " It'll wake you up." " Thanks." "I feel better already." "Oh, Bert." "Okay." "One last Pinky swear." " Hey, Bert!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" " Yeah, he's coming." "You know how kids get sometimes in the morning." "I was thinking about what you said yesterday about wanting to be more involved." "You got Bert to sleep last night." "I think you're ready for your next challenge." "How would you like to assistant coach the losingest team in league history?" "Oh, Pete." "I think I'm already doing so m..." "Don't worry." "You're gonna hate it." "What happened to coach Duane?" "Uh, he had a nervous breakdown." "All right!" "Let's do this!" "Someone got a good night's sleep." "Yep." "Let's go." "Ah, come dance with me, guys!" "Come on, Hil!" "Come on." "All right, get ready to move your hips." "Mm!" "What is this music?" "It's called..." "Salsa." "Oh, my god." "Warren." "How did it go with Bert last night?" " Did he say anything?" " Nope." " Oh, it went great." " Oh, good." "I'm so hung over." " Those Tai Chi ladies are surprisingly violent drinkers." " Oh." "Bring it in!" "Bring it in, bees!" "Got to go ... new coach." " Oh, yeah?" "Oh, good luck." " Oh, thanks." "Hey, you know, I coached the Zebras two years ago." " It was a mess." "They kept kicking it out to the refs." " Great." "You know what they say about husband/wife coaching teams." "Gather 'round, gather 'round, huddle up." "Special day ..." "I want to introduce you to coach Kate" "She lives in our house!" "She's gonna be helping us while coach Duane gets the help that he so desperately needs." "Hi, guys." "I'm super excited to be here." "I-I love soccer," " and I love playing with little boys." " Bert." "And... playing with little girls... as well." "Guys, let's give her a big bees welcome." "I'm the Sun!" " Bert?" " I'm the Moon!" "I'm Christmas!" "Bert, you want to ..." "you want to bring it in?" " He's excited." " Rein it down a little bit." "Okay, uh, like I was saying ... coach Kate is gonna be a valuable addition." "Pair up, get a ball." " Will you check on Bert?" "He seems a little weird." " Yeah." "No, no ... probably just excited that I'm coaching." " Okay." " I got it." "Hey, Bert." "Hey, Bert." "Hey!" "Get over here." "Get over here." "Come here." "Okay, listen ..." "I need you to tone it down a notch." "I can taste my teeth!" "Okay." "Shh!" "Don't say that." "Okay, that's ..." "that's great." "Just walk." "Yes, ma'am." "Why did you and Mom need to have a private conversation?" "She said if I was going to..." "to pee in her bathroom," " that I had to sit down." " She's getting to me." "Okay, she's getting inside my head!" "Maybe I should just confess." "No, don't ..." "look, united front." "We're gonna be at Dad's tomorrow." "You can make it until then." "Hillary, I need to speak to you privately." "Coming, mother." "Remember, you ..." " you're trying to keep them out of there." " Oh, man." " Pick up." " It's your house." "Nobody comes in." "Hey, bud, you want to try some standing up?" " I need coffee." " Ha!" "Next thing you know, he'll be asking for the Wall Street Journal and a cheese Danish." "Hey, what's going on with the Bertster?" "I don't know." "Did he eat something weird last night?" "No, guys, I think he's fine." "You know, let's ..." "let's get up, Bert, and show 'em what you got, all right?" "Come on." "Here we go." "Up you go." "On your feet." " You got it, bud." "Get up, bud." " You ready?" "Here we go." "You got it, buddy." "Ready?" "Ready?" "Here we go." "Yeah!" "There's my all-star!" "All right, you ready for another one?" "Now, pick up the energy." "Pick up the energy." "Hands up!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Hands up!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Ow!" "My uterus!" " My ... my baby." " Oh, my god." "He blocked it!" "Oh, Bert." "You guys, I feel terrible." "I am so sorry." "Yeah, "sorry" isn't gonna reduce the swelling in my son's testicle." "You act like you know everything, Kate, and you don't know anything." "You know nothing about..." "anything." " So, I'm gonna tell you something ..." " Jackie, Kate knows that she screwed up." "Yeah ... no ... you screwed up." "You ..." "I hope you can still be a grandpa after all of Bert's... this." "I think Bert's "this" will be fine." "I just wanted to do something to help, you know?" "I just wanted to be part of the family, and Pete gave me the chance, and I just ..." "I blew it." "Yeah, you did, like..." ""No!"" " Yeah ... real bad." " You know what?" "I am just ..." "I'm gonna go to the cafeteria and get something." " Do you want anything?" " Oh, you know what?" "I bet that Bert would just love a triple espresso." "You know, I have said it once, and I will say it again ... aside from me, I do not understand your taste in women." "I think you need to cut her some slack." "You remember when we got married?" "Barely." "That open bar was fantastic." "You remember how hard Diane was on you?" "You're acting like Diane." "What?" "Like smart, no-nonsense, very accomplished?" "Oh, I get it." "N-no, I mean, y-y-you're being hard on Kate." "She's ... she's really trying." "She loves our little guy." "Mr. And Mrs. Harrison, you can see your son now." "We don't have a son." "Oh, honest mistake." "Mr. And Mrs. Harrison, Bert is fine." "You can see him now." " Great." "Yes!" " Do ... give him a tip." "Hey, have you guys seen my phone?" " No." " Warren!" "Please tell me you did this." "Oh, yeah, I did that, 'cause I'm crazy." "No!" "Oh, hey, guys." "Do you want to watch a movie?" "I have rented "La Bamba."" "Okay!" "That's enough!" "Please, stop, okay?" "Why can't you just punish us like a normal parent?" "I wanted to tell you the whole time, I swear!" "Normal parents don't get results." " Are you ever going to eat on the sofa again?" " No!" " No!" " Are you ever going to hide anything from me again?" " No!" " No!" " Do you love me the most?" " No!" " Yes!" "I ..." "Sorry, I got caught up in all the NOs." " Yes, of course I love you the most." " Okay." " Give your Mom a hug." " Aww!" "You can ... go on in." "Oh, it's okay, Jackie." "I don't need to go in." "Look, I know I got mad today." "But deep down here, in my Jackie heart," "I know that it's not easy being a new stepmom." "I guess what I'm saying, Kate, is, we're kind of the same, right?" "Free spirits ..." "the souls of birds in people bodies." "Oh, yeah." "Well, t-thanks, Jackie." "That's really sweet." "But you don't need to let me go in." "It's okay." "Yeah, well, I'm not... letting you do anything, 'cause he wants you." " He does?" " Yeah." "Oh." "Okay." "Great." "Well, then..." "Can you just ..." "I'm ..." "I'll just go in then." "All right." " Kate!" " Hey, buddy!" "Oh, I'm so sorry... about that." "I'm sorry I broke the Pinky swear." "Oh, apology accepted." "I'm more sorry." "Actually, he invited you here for a very special reason." "Will you do the piggies?" " My piggies?" " Yes!" "Of course!" "This little piggy went to the market." "This little piggy stayed home." "This little piggy went to the Hamptons." "And this little piggy was, like, totally jealous." "And this little piggy was like," ""I don't care." "I'm gonna go get a tongue piercing."" "It's still so wrong." "And I want to apologize to you, because, um, you know," "I should have told you that I was messing everything up." "That's all right ..." "just, in the future, let's not keep things from each other, okay?" "That's what my ex-wives are for." "Oh, Kate, it turns out I didn't hurt my uterus at all." "That's because you don't have a uterus." " Remember, buddy?" "Girls do." " So... what's in my butt?" " Butt stuff." " Uh-huh." "Well, actually, there's a lot of things in your butt." " You know, if you think about it..." " Butt stuff." "Butt stuff." "Yeah." "Excuse me, sir?" "!" "Shower police?" "We got a report there's a man fitting your sexy description who's been hanging out in this shower." "I'd like to come in and investigate." "Okay!" "Kate!" "I need some orange juice!" "Not now, buddy!" " Honey, he needs me." "Isn't that great?" " But I've been bad." "I've been ..." "I've been..." "I'm bad." "I'm very bad!" "I'll be back." "I'll be right back." "Never gonna happen."

"(MAN READING)" "(SHUTTLE ROARING)" "WOMAN OVER PA:" "Aspen Prison shuttle docked." "Parolees prepare to disembark." "Ferguson, Herman." "Six months sentence, Aspen Prison served." "Welcome back, citizen." "Your living assignment is..." ""Y"" "Block, Heavenly Haven." "Red quad." "Move on." "Come on." "Welcome home." "(GASPS)" "(KIDS PLAYING)" "That's it!" " I think that's Heavenly Haven." " In your dreams, buddy." "Yeah, Heavenly..." "SHUTTLE:" "Starting descent to Sector 12," "Yellow District." "Nine-hundred feet." "Seven-hundred feet." "Four-hundred feet." "Take caution in this sector." "There is a citizen riot in progress." "Have a nice day." "(GLASS SHATTERING)" "(ALL SHOUTING)" "(YELLING)" "It's better than prison." "Jesus Christ!" "SERVO-DROID:" "Eat recycled food for a happier, healthier life." "Be kind and peaceful to each other." "Eat recycled food." "Recycled food." "It's good for the environment and okay for you." "(GUN COCKING)" "Hey, look what I got!" "Little cupcake." "What have we got here?" "Are you a Judge spy, little man?" "Me, a spy?" "(LAUGHING) This guy is funny." "No, no, no." "I live here." "I mean, I'm gonna live here, if I live." "Maybe I should go to a hotel?" "No way, man!" "Don't you hear 'em out there?" "It's block war, man!" " Block war." " Yeah." "(GUNS FIRING)" "(SCREAMING)" "Just like an Academy simulation right down to the cross fire." " I'll lead off." "You follow." " This is no sim, rookie!" "We'll stand down and wait for backup." "(SCREAMING)" "Hershey and Brisco in position outside Heavenly Haven!" "HERSHEY:" "We're under fire from the upper floors." "Request backup." "Cell "B" in Heavenly Haven, on the corner of Abbott and Costello." "Request backup." "(GUNS FIRING)" "Holy crud!" "He's a sitting duck out there." "He knows what he's doing." "I am the Law!" "Drop your weapons!" "These blocks are under arrest!" "This is your final warning!" "That's Judge Dredd, man!" "Hey!" "You wanna be afraid of somebody?" "Be afraid of me!" "I got it!" "Why don't I run down there and surrender?" "Sort of throw 'em off guard!" "Bad idea." "Hey, Dredd!" "Come and get us!" " (YELLING) - (GUNS FIRING)" "I knew they'd do that." "Judge Dredd, take cover!" "They're firing.20 millimeter caseless flechette rounds at 300 meters." "The effective lethal range is 200 meters." "You're safe." "What are you doing down there, Judge Hershey?" "Waiting for backup." "It's here." "Let's move it out." "Keep it simple." "Single file." "Standard relay." "I'm point." "You're last." " Grenade." " LAWGIVER:" "Grenade." " BRISCO:" "Nice shot, sir!" " You two meet me on the 40th." "Hey, you need to get some more ammo!" "SERVO-DROID:" "Be kind and peaceful to each other." "Eat recycled food." "Hey, you guys with us?" "Yeah!" "All right!" "Let's rock 'n' roll!" "(MEN YELLING)" "(GUN FIRING)" "Dredd!" "(MEN SCREAMING)" "This room has been pacified." "Next one's mine!" "No!" "Rookie, hold on!" "This room is under arrest!" "(SCREAMS)" "No!" "Die, Judges!" "Die!" "You're under arrest." "Throw down your weapons, and prepare to be judged!" "Judge this, Lawgiver man!" " No, don't!" "They're booby-trapped." " LAWGIVER:" "Intruder." "(SCREAMING)" "Holy drok!" "Full auto." "Rapid-fire." "LAWGIVER:" "Rapid-fire." " Armor piercing." " LAWGIVER:" "Armor piercing." "Drop dead, Dredd!" " Double whammy." " Double whammy." "(SCREAMING)" "Mega City municipal code 213, willful destruction of property." "That's two years." "Code 310, illegal possession of assault weapons, five years." "Code 457, resisting arrest, 20 years!" " (SCREAMING) - (GUN FIRES)" "Thank you, Hershey." "And code 3613, the first degree murder of a Street Judge." "Let me guess." "Life. (YELLS)" "(THUD)" "(GLASS SHATTERING)" "Death." "Court's adjourned." "REPORTER:" "Violence struck again in Mega City tonight, taking a deadly toll." "Fifty-three hospitalized, five of them children." "Nineteen dead." "You got him?" "Bring him up." "Okay." "Now, just turn..." "The other way." "You got him?" "Damn it!" "I was supposed to be watching out for him." "Don't blame yourself, Hershey." "He made the mistake, not you." "Wouldn't it feel good to have an emotion once in a while, huh?" "Emotions." "There ought to be a law against them." " Eat recycled food." " Halt!" "It's good for the environment, and okay for you." "Please make your selection." "Insert your credit in the slot." " You have five seconds to surrender!" " Dredd, it's just a servo-droid." " The servo-droid is your friend." " Five." " Please let your friend go by." " Four." " Three." "Two." " You are in the way of the servo-droid." " One!" " Boy, am I glad to see you!" "(GROANING)" "Mega City code 7592, willful sabotage of a public droid." "That's six months, citizen." "Let's see your Unicard." "Come on, give me a break, Judge Dredd." "Dredd?" " God!" " Ferguson, Herman." "Hacker." "Illegal tampering with city droids, computers, cash machines, taxi robots." "And you haven't even been out ofjail for 24 hours." "He's habitual, Hershey." "Automatic five-year sentence." " How do you plead?" " Not guilty?" "I knew you'd say that." "Five years?" "No!" "No!" "I had no choice." " They were killing each other." " You could've gone out the window." "Forty floors?" "It would've been suicide." "Maybe, but it's legal." "Judges?" " Yes, sir?" " What?" "Five years." "Aspen Penitentiary." "Case closed." "Take him away." "Don't close the case." "You're misjudging me!" "Open the case!" "You're not going to be able to sleep tonight." "He might've been telling the truth, you know." "Haven't you ever heard of extenuating circumstances?" "I've heard it all, Hershey." "I knew you'd say that." "GRIFFIN:" "My fellow Judges, have we forgotten the lessons of history?" "However quickly these block wars can be contained, it's clear that they're becoming an epidemic, an epidemic that should be dealt with immediately." "The only solution is a tougher criminal code." "Our situation gets worse every day." "Seventy-three citizen riots in 16 different sectors in the last two months alone." "Violent crime is rising at 15% every quarter." "If we don't increase our resources, they will be inadequate in less than three years." "Three years?" "Our resources are inadequate now!" "My fellow Council members, as a city we continue to grow, and growth is painful." "Sixty-five million people living in an area designed for no more than 20!" "It's not enough that they rely on us for food, clothes, water, clean air..." "Chief Justice, the city is in chaos!" "For social order, we need tighter reins." "Incarceration hasn't worked as a deterrent." "I say we expand execution to include lesser crimes!" "My fellow Judges," "I was barely in my teens when I put on this badge." "When the time comes for me to take it off, please let me do so knowing that it still stands for freedom, and not for repression." "(SIREN WAILING)" "Fifty-three hospitalized." "Nineteen dead, four of them killed by a gang of squatters who were themselves killed in summary executions by Judge Dredd." "As my special undercover report continues," "I will take you behind the scenes at the Halls of Justice for a disturbing probe into these recent riots and block wars." "Coincidence or deliberate?" "Dredd!" "REPORTER:" "Some people think working these mean streets has a dehumanizing effect on..." " Joseph." " Chief Justice Fargo." "You may stand at ease, Joseph." "So, tell me." "Seven summary executions." "Were they necessary?" "Unavoidable, sir." "Unavoidable." "Life doesn't mean much to some people anymore." " You'd see that if you weren't always..." " lf I weren't what?" "Always at the Academy, sir." "Oh!" "Don't you mean, at the Academy wiping cadets' asses?" "That's what they say in the squad room, isn't it?" "It's irrelevant." "You set the standard, sir." "Now you do, at least to many young cadets." "You're a legend." "Sir." "You remember your days as a cadet, Joseph?" "I remember what you taught me, sir." "You were my finest student." "So, I've drawn a new assignment for you." "Starting tomorrow, you're going to spend two days a week at the Academy." "I'd be honored, sir." "Unarmed combat or marksmanship?" "Ethics." "Wait here." "COMPUTER:" "Remain still." "Identify yourself." "Miller." "Warden." "Voice sample recognized." "Thank you, Warden." "System disarmed." "RICO:" "Why are you here?" "Did you come for another chat?" "Just a short one, I'm afraid." "Duty calls." "Ah, duty!" "Feeding these parasites here at the public's expense?" "Yeah." "You especially!" "I don't cost anything." "I'm a ghost." "And we're both prisoners here." "You're behind your desk, and I'm behind this." "What a clever reward from Fargo, huh?" "I mean, considering the services." "When you started killing innocent people, Rico, you went beyond service." "The innocent exist only until they inevitably become perpetrators, like you." "Guilt and innocence is a matter of timing." "Your... (SCOFFS)" "Our mysterious benefactor has sent you a package." "Deactivate shield." "Autoguns only." "COMPUTER:" "Autoguns reactivated, Warden Miller." "Hmm." " MILLER:" "What is that?" " It's an ancient puzzle, that contains the meaning of life." "(CHUCKLING)" "So, tell me, Rico, what is the meaning of life?" "It ends." "(GROANING)" "Stop!" "Computer!" "Activate alarm!" "COMPUTER:" "Voice not recognized." "Guns are training." "Remain still." "(LAUGHING MANICALLY)" "Security, override and unlock!" "Come on!" "(ALARM BLARING)" "(SCREAMS)" "Kevlar 9 helmet and body armor." "Yours when you graduate." "Lawgiver 2." "Twenty-five-round side arm with mission-variable voice-programmed ammunition." " Signal flare." " LAWGIVER 2:" "Flare." "Yours if you graduate." "Mark 4 Lawmaster, improved model, with dual on-board laser cannons, vertical take-off and landing flight capability." "Range, 500 kilometers." " Men." " Yes, sir." "LAWMASTER:" "Active." "Malfunction." "Malfunction." " Malfunction." " (POWERING DOWN)" "Hmm?" "(LAUGHING)" "(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)" "Yours if you can ever get it to work." "(CADETS LAUGHING)" "All of these things you see here are toys." "At the end of the day when you're all alone in the dark, the only thing that counts is this, the Law." "And you will be alone when you swear to uphold these ideals." "For most of us, there's only death in the streets." "For the few of us that survive to old age, the proud loneliness of the Long Walk." "A walk that every Judge must take outside these city walls into the unknown of the Cursed Earth." "And there spend your last remaining days taking law to the lawless." "This is what it means to be a Judge." "This is the commitment I expect." "Class dismissed." "WOMAN OVER PA:" "Attention, all personnel." "Due to the recent disturbance in Heavenly Haven, there will be increased patrols in Sector 4." "Please check with your commanders to see if you are affected by these scheduled changes." "DREDD:" "I can hear you thinking." "I caught your lecture today." "Is that really what you think the cadets need to hear?" " What I told them is the truth." " Your truth maybe." "You made it sound like our lives are practically over." "Don't you think parts are, Hershey?" "I have a personal life." "I have friends." "You're one of the smartest of the new breed, but you've only been on the street a year." "You haven't gotten used to the isolation yet." "No." "No, I don't think that's right." "No one is supposed to be alone all the time." "I mean, is that really what it's been like for you?" "Don't you ever..." "Haven't you ever had a friend?" "Yes." "Once." "What happened?" "Dredd, wait." "I want to know." "What happened?" "I judged him." "WOMAN OVER PA:" "Aspen shuttle has completed off-Ioading." "Cargo and morgue shipments from Aspen." "Okay." "Let's get outta here." " (GUN FIRES) - (GROANING)" "(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)" "(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)" "Get your nose filters!" "Get your nose filters!" "Please select your fantasy now and enjoy." "REPORTER:" "...who were themselves killed in summary executions by Judge Dredd." "As my special undercover report continues," "I will take you behind the scenes at the Halls of Justice." "We're closed for the night." "You're holding a package for me." "The code name is Lazarus." "I'll just be a second." "You got a nice place." "Yeah." "A lot of this is antiques." "I thought they destroyed all these A.B.C. Warriors during the last war." "Well, you can still collect 'em as long as they're nonfunctioning, like my wife." "(CHUCKLES)" "These must be 50 or 60 years old now." "Anyway, there you go." "(BEEPS)" " Hey, wait a second!" "Don't touch it." " Why is that?" "It's a Lawgiver." "That's programmed to only recognize a Judge's hand." "You touch that, it'll take your arm off." "Gee, how do you like that?" "I must be a Judge." "(CLICKING)" "(WHIRRING)" "(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)" "(CLACKING)" "(WHIRRING)" "(POWERING UP)" "(WHOOSHING)" "(RICO CHUCKLING)" " Happy birthday." " (METAL CREAKING)" "Status?" "(GROWLING)" "Bodyguard." " Commander?" " Rico." " Mission?" " Mission?" "(CHUCKLES)" "We're going to war." "War." "I followed up some grumblings confirming a suspicion of mine." "The cancer of oppression goes far deeper than the Street Judges." " You're going to say that over the air?" " It's the truth!" " Oh, Vardas, you're insane." " I'm a reporter." "They're never going to let this get onto the air." "Something like this could bring down the Council." "Maybe it should." "The whole system is the problem, not just Judge... (DOOR OPENS)" "Dredd." "No!" "(SCREAMING)" "Judge Hershey, corner of Burns and Allen." "Level "D."" "Possible D.U.I. May need assistance." "MAN:" "Here we go!" "(LAUGHING)" " Step out of the car, please." " What the hell's the problem now?" "Get out of the car!" "Unicard, please." "Did you hear me?" "Unicard!" "Mr. Souza." "You have a suspended license." "You've got three counts of driving under the influence." "Hey, you better listen." "I suggest you walk away and bother somebody else." "When I said I have powerful friends, I mean powerful!" " Are we having a problem, Hershey?" " Not at all." "Nothing I can't handle." "Suspended license." "Three D.U.I.'s." "Ah!" "This is getting boring." "Okay, so what's the tab?" "C'mon." "How much is this going to cost me?" "You name your price." "Mmm." "Hershey, call Control for an H-wagon." "What?" "I don't believe it." "You're going to tow me?" "Towing is for a first offense." "This is your fourth violation, bar breath." " You're a menace." "How do you plead?" " Not guilty." "I knew you'd say that." " Wait a second." "What are you doing?" " Grenade." " LAWGIVER:" "Grenade." " No!" "Happy motoring." " Subtle." " Mmm-hmm." "Judge Joseph Dredd." "Dredd, you're under arrest." "What's the charge?" "Murder." "WOMAN OVER PA:" "Attention." "Chief Justice Fargo now entering maximum security area." " Joseph." " Sir." " Is it true?" " I'm innocent." "The Council is said to have irrefutable proof." "Do you believe that?" "There is to be a full tribunal." " A conviction means death." " Do you believe that, sir?" "I just needed to look into your eyes for myself." "I'm sorry I asked." "I would never do anything to disgrace you with the Council, sir." "I'll use every resource to find out, Joseph." "Have you selected someone to defend you?" " Judge Hershey." " Hershey?" "Why a Street Judge?" "At the Academy, she was at the top of her class in interpretational law." "And I trust her." "The facts will come out at the tribunal." "I'll personally make sure of that." "Sir?" "I'm sorry about this." "VARDAS ON TAPE:" "Dredd!" "No!" " (GUN FIRING) - (SCREAMING)" "AUTOMATED VOICE:" "Play back." "VARDAS:" "Dredd!" "No!" " (GUN FIRING) - (SCREAMING)" "VARDAS:" "Dredd!" "No!" " (GUN FIRING) - (SCREAMING)" " AUTOMATED VOICE:" "Play back." " (GUN FIRING)" "Stop video." "The video you have just seen is prima facie evidence that the defendant is guilty as charged." "Mark it "People's Exhibit A."" "Objection, Your Honor." "FARGO:" "This video is inadmissible as evidence." " If I may be given a moment to explain?" " Please do." "I have an affidavit from Nathan Olmeyer, currently a junior at the Academy." "Cadet Olmeyer has been acknowledged by every one of his instructors to be an expert in digital and video graphics." "His affidavit states this surveillance video is of such low definition, no positive identification can be made of the killer." "Your Honors, we know that the uniform of a Judge can be counterfeit and that the badge can be duplicated, and since neither the video nor the audio in this presentation can identify the accused in any way," "I repeat my objection to this video being allowed as evidence in this case, and I ask for a ruling." "Objection sustained." "The video is inadmissible." "Yes!" "Shh." "(ALL MURMURING)" "Admit it, Dredd." " What?" " You're impressed." " Very." " You owe me." " Hmm." " Very well." "I'm therefore forced to move to technical information of a critical nature." "I will need the court's permission to access top-secret documentation with the help of Central Computer Bank." "FARGO:" "You may proceed." "Central, are you on-line?" "CENTRAL:" "On-line, Judge McGruder." "I wish you to access weapons schematic." "Describe the working of the standard Judge's side arm, the Lawgiver 2." "CENTRAL:" "Model 2 is coded to the personal D.N.A." "Of the Judge using the weapon via the skin's contact with the grip, a fail-safe security..." " Did you know about this?" " No!" "The D.N.A. Is obtained from my medical files, and upgraded automatically every time the weapon is reloaded." "Each time a round is chambered and fired, the projectile is tagged with the relevant D.N.A." "Chief Justice, the defense was not made aware of any of this information." "Judge Hershey, the prosecution must be given time to finish." "Central, were the bullets recovered from the bodies of Vardas and Lily Hammond so D.N.A. Coded?" "CENTRAL:" "Yes, Judge McGruder." "It could not be otherwise." "McGRUDER:" "And what was the result of the computer check of the D.N.A. Coding on those bullets?" "CENTRAL:" "The D.N.A. Is a perfect match for Judge Joseph Dredd." "It's a lie!" "The evidence has been falsified." "It's impossible!" "I never broke the Law!" "I am the Law!" " We have no case." " You gotta believe me!" "You have to believe me." "Say it." "Your Honor, the prosecution rests." "(PEOPLE MURMURING)" "The Tribunal needs to confer!" "(BANGS GAVEL)" "What have I done?" "How could I have been so wrong?" "Dredd!" "Both of them homicidal." "Only this time it will be impossible to cover up." "Chief Justice, we carefully buried the Janus project nine years ago, along with Rico and all his victims." "No one will ever learn of your involvement." "The media knows how close I am to Dredd." "They'll dig until the whole truth comes out." "It's the perfect excuse to ruin what government we have left." "Your motives were pure." "You thought Dredd was different." "That's why you spared him." "A mistake which may bring down the judicial system." "There is a way out, Chief Justice." "If you will forgive me." "The Long Walk." "That's a death sentence, Judge Griffin." "Mine." "Your retirement grants you the power to save Dredd's life!" "This gesture may also allow Janus to remain a secret." "In the charge of premeditated murder, this tribunal finds Joseph Dredd" "guilty as charged." "(ALL MURMURING)" "FARGO:" "Joseph Dredd, you're aware the law allows only one punishment for your crime." "Death." "However, it has long been our custom to carry out the last order of a retiring Senior Judge." "And so," "I step down." "CROWD:" "No!" "FARGO:" "As I leave, to take my Long Walk into the Cursed Earth," "I ask that this court honor my last order." "Be lenient with Judge Dredd in gratitude for his years of service." "We will so honor this one, Judge Fargo." "Dredd, step forward." "The sentence shall be life imprisonment at Aspen Penal Colony, to be carried out immediately as it is written!" "Justice Griffin, this trial has been a farce!" "I demand an appeal!" "You will accept the court's decision, Judge Hershey!" "Dredd, I'm so sorry." "I let you down." "You did your best, Hershey." "Thank you." "GRIFFIN:" "Let the betrayer of the Law be taken from our courts." "Let his armor be taken from him, and all his garb ofjustice." "Let him be stricken from our hearts and our memory forever." "Let his name be recorded in every place of honor." "Let him take the Law he served so well to those who have it not." "Let him be written in our hearts and our memories forever." "(WIND BLOWING)" "WOMAN OVER PA:" "Attention, all Judges." "You are reminded..." "Judge Hershey." " It's gotta be here some..." " (DOOR CLOSES)" "What's this?" "Baby Dredd?" "I can't believe you were ever a baby." "Who's this?" "(GROWLING)" "RICO:" "Chief Justice Griffin." "(CHUCKLING)" "It's got a nice ring to it." "We were supposed to meet someplace safe!" "What's not safe?" "Your reporter's dead, right?" "Fargo's on his Walk." "Dredd's in Aspen." "So, what's not safe?" "It's unfortunate." "Hammond had to be silenced." "He found out about Janus." " But I could've used Dredd." " Forget Dredd!" "There is no Dredd!" "Let me tell you what Dredd worships." "He worships the Law!" "He'd have blown you away the minute he found out how much you're pissin' on it." "Yeah." "Let him see what it's like to freeze his ass off in Aspen." "Let him see what it's like to be me!" "There's a lot of work to be done." "Janus." "Well, where is it?" " You'll see it!" " When?" "Soon enough!" "In the meantime, I want chaos, Rico." "That block war was just the beginning." "Now I want fear racing through every street!" "And the Council will have to turn to me." "And to Janus!" "You want fear?" "I'm fear." "You want chaos?" "I'm the chaos." "You want a new beginning?" "Here!" "I am the new beginning!" "PILOT:" "This is Aspen Shuttle CF-188." "Due to storm cloud activity over the desert, we will be flying at 60 feet." "Flight time approximately four hours." "Dredd?" "Don't hit me." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Don't hurt me." "What are you doing here?" "I was convicted of a crime." "Wrongly convicted." "(LAUGHING)" "Really?" "That's kinda weird." "What are the odds?" "Two wrongly-convicted guys sittin' right next to each other." "You received the sentence the Law required." "Five years just for saving my own ass?" "That was a mistake!" "The Law doesn't make mistakes." "Really?" "Then how do you explain what happened to you?" "You can't, can you?" "Great!" "Mr. "I am the Law" can't." "So, maybe, this is some kind of typo." "Maybe it's a glitch." "Or maybe it's poetic justice!" "Shuttle comin'!" "Shuttle!" "Shuttle!" "Shuttle comin', Pa!" "Look!" "Praise the Lord for bringing us this generous bounty." "My sons, gather the harvest." "So maybe you're here as some sort of field trip." "Yeah!" "Maybe this is some sort of surprise party." "Whoo!" "Gonna catch me some city boy!" "(YELLING)" "It's payback time, Dredd!" "(YELLS)" "(GUN FIRING)" "(SCREAMING)" "(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)" "Dredd, what's happening?" "(SCREAMING)" "By a blast of God they perish." "And by a breath of His nostrils are they consumed." "Hallelujah!" "HERSHEY:" "Central, I need you to access graphics database." "I want you to run an I.D. On this man." "CENTRAL:" "Scanning for identity." "Unknown male, approximately 200 centimeters tall, skin tone three." " Ten, nine, eight..." " (BEEPS)" "Central?" "Hello?" "CENTRAL:" "This terminal has been terminated from the main system." "Your authority has been removed, Judge Hershey." "This is Group Leader." "We've located the shuttle." "(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)" "This is Capture Team." "There's no sign of Dredd." "GROUP LEADER:" "He appears to have survived the crash." "GRIFFIN:" "You are in error, Capture Team." "No one survived the shuttle wreck." "Understand?" "Just find Dredd!" "The pilot, sir." "He's alive." "No one survived the shuttle wreck!" "Do I make myself clear?" "Yes, sir." "(GROANING)" "Am I dead?" "Am I dead?" "I'm dead!" "(LAUGHING)" "(GROWLS)" "Awake!" "Good!" "We're running out of sinners." "Oh, my God!" " Dredd, do something!" " Dredd?" "You talk too much." "Can it be?" "(WHIMPERING)" "The great man of the Law himself." "(LAUGHING)" "O Lord, you have blessed us indeed!" "Judge "Rat" Dredd." "You creeps are under arrest." "Is that so?" "Let me crush him, Pa." "Excuse me." "We're not together." "(LAUGHING)" "Allow me to introduce you to my family." " There's Link, my oldest." " Bite me!" "Hi!" "My youngest, Junior." " Howdy." " Hi!" "(ALL LAUGHING)" "And this here is Mean." "We had to make some alterations when he was a child." "The Cursed Earth's a tough place on young folks." "I now have him set on one." "I don't suggest you make him angry." "The legendary Angel family." "Cursed Earth pirates, murderers, scavengers." " And, of course, scumbags." " Oh, that'll win 'em over!" "Did I leave something out, Pa?" " Let me kill 'im, Pa." "I want his ears." " I want his teeth." "(SNICKERING)" "Does that come with a fork, handsome?" "(YELLS)" " Hallelujah, brother!" " (GRUNTS)" "Wait a minute." "Can it be?" "Can it be that from the city of the fallen," " we have one of the faithful?" " Amen, brother!" " Praise the Lord!" "I'm a believer!" " Fergie, don't do it." "It sounds like we have a believer in the gallery." " Yes!" " Cut him down!" " Go tell it on the mountain!" " Fergie." "(GRUNTS)" "You're making a big mistake." "Well, Dredd, maybe the Law doesn't make mistakes, but I'm free and you're toast." "(CHUCKLING)" "Actually, you're toast." "I forgot to mention it." "Your new friends, they're cannibals." " (GROWLING) - (LAUGHS)" "Fresh meat." "PA ANGEL:" "Prepare the supplicant for sacrifice." "No, wait." "You can't eat me!" "I've got eczema." "I've got warts." "I've had gonorrhea." "Eat Dredd." "He works out." "PA ANGEL:" "Yum, yum." "It's been fun, Lawman." "(GROANING)" "Finish Dredd." "My pleasure, Pa." "Come on." "(YELLING)" "(GROANING)" "Come on!" "Come on, Junior!" "(YELLS)" " Guilty!" " (GUN FIRING)" "(YELLING)" " Shut up!" " (POWERING DOWN)" "(GROANING)" "(GRUNTING)" "Dredd, look out!" "(YELLING)" "(GUN FIRING)" "(GROANING)" "MAN:" "There's Dredd!" "(GUNS FIRING)" "Go!" "(GRUNTS)" "(GASPS)" "(SIGHS)" "Well, we did it." "We got 'em all." " Hmm." " Pussies!" "Is that all you got?" "They are dead, right?" "Have you been crying?" "I'm not crying." "I got something in my eye." "You ever have allergies?" "Dredd, look out!" "(GUN FIRES)" "Chief Justice!" "Joseph, together again." "Together again, sir." "(GROANING)" "No!" "(YELLING)" "God, not again!" "(YELLING)" "You got three strikes, Lawman!" "Strike one. (SNICKERING)" "Strike two!" "Strike three." "You're out, Lawman!" "You killed Link!" "You killed Junior!" "You killed my brothers!" "You even killed my pa." "(YELLING)" "Mega City municipal code 4722, illegal use of city electricity." " How do you plead?" " (YELLING)" "I knew you'd say that!" "(SCREAMING)" "OLMEYER:" "Graphics analysis now." "Olmeyer, you stupid futz!" "I can't..." "You analyzed the wrong viewie, all right." "The wrong one." "This one!" "I don't believe it." "You just wasted three hours." "If this is the wrong picture, why is it fake?" "What?" "Look." "It's full of anomalies." "Really clever ones too." "Somebody must've used a C.G.I. Terminal and a scan quad to make this." "This is state-of-the-art, twenty years ago." "Are you saying this isn't real?" "Yeah." "Look, I'll drop out all the artificial pixels." "Dad." "Mom." "Foreground." "Background." "All fake." "The only thing that's real is the baby." "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "Oh." "The blind lady." "Who is she?" "Justice, before your time." "We should never have taken justice out of her hands." " You brought order to chaos, sir." " That we did." "Solved many problems, and created many more!" "Being a Judge, Joseph, perhaps too much power in one person's hands." "We once tried to compensate, create the perfect Judge." "We called it Janus." "Four decades ago," "D.N.A. Samples were taken from the original Council." "One was chosen." "Mine." "We altered it to enhance the best qualities and screen out the worst, weaknesses, frailties." "We created you." "You didn't create me, sir." " I have a family." " No." "At the Academy, you told me they were killed when I was very young." "A lie." "I have a picture of them." "A fake." "We lied to both of you." "Both?" "There was another infant created in that experiment, but something went wrong." "Genetically mutated to the perfect criminal." "I have a brother?" "You were best friends at the Academy." "Star pupils." "And then he turned." "And for his crimes, you judged him." "Rico?" "Rico." "You let me judge my own brother?" "You never told me, sir." "I couldn't!" "You were like a son to me!" "A son." "My whole life is a lie." "Rico had to be executed to protect you, to protect the city." "Rico." "He's alive!" "No." "I signed the order myself." " I saw the report." " I didn't kill Hammond." "It was him." "It was his D.N.A. That convicted me." "Griffin." "It was Griffin." "Griffin, yes." "We've both been deceived, Joseph." "I'm so sorry." "Rico's killed me and destroyed you!" "Find him, Joseph." "Don't die." "(EXHALES)" "(DREDD SIGHS)" "What do we do?" "Find Rico." "Welcome to Janus." "Rico, I think you know Dr. Hayden." "I remember you." "Testified before the Council that I was insane, right?" " And therefore innocent." " I was trying to save your life." "What you did was insult me, 'cause I knew exactly what I was doing." "Then and now." "Miss Hayden has been a loyal supporter of this project for a long time." "She's kept it alive for me." "I'm sure you'll find her expertise invaluable." "Excuse me!" "All this is useless if you can't get into Central's Janus files, 'cause the Council has 'em locked." "Leave that to me." "Meanwhile you have work to do, on the streets." " Ilsa will help you." " I don't need no help!" "Thanks." "(SCOFFS)" "I thought you said he was created here by the finest scientists of Mega City." "A bold experiment." "He's a petulant child." "Let's not bicker." "We're here to achieve the same thing." "An ordered society." "You'll have your New Order." "DISPATCHER:" "Attention, all Judges." "Reporting unrest, code D-924." "Downtown, Sector 12." "Backup requested." "(EXPLOSION)" "WOMAN OVER PA:" "Nineteen different explosions in 11 different sectors." "Extra caution to be taken on approach to 914..." " (BEEPING) - (GASPS)" "(EXPLOSION)" "DISPATCHER:" "Search all areas bordering the Elite Building." "The anonymous caller did not specify capacity." "Proceed with caution." "(GROWLING)" "My boy!" "FERGIE:" "Dredd, there's no way in!" "Hello?" "Are you even listening to me?" "We can't just knock on the wall and say, "Hello, Cursed Earth Pizza."" "There is a way in." "Six years ago, two refugees figured it out." "It's a vent to the city's incinerator." "There's a burst twice a minute." "That means somebody could run through that tube and have 30 seconds before it flames again." "And these refugees, they made it through, right?" "Actually, they were roasted." "But the theory's sound." "Shall we?" "FERGIE:" "Maybe we should consider other theories." "Dredd!" "Dispatch, I'm in Green Quad 411." "Need a pickup." "DISPATCHER:" "Copy, Hershey." "I have Central on-line for you." "Patch it to my Lawmaster." "LAWMASTER:" "Warning." "Alien device on board." "(BEEPING)" " Oh, my God!" " (EXPLOSION)" "Latest casualty report, 96 Judges have been assassinated!" "Whoever's doing this seems to know all our procedures, our security measures, even our scrambled frequencies." "With no Judges on the street, riots are breaking out all over Mega City." "We can't replace those Judges." "Even if we put the cadets on the street, we won't be at full strength for years!" "There is a solution." "Project Janus." "This Council tried to play God once before." "If this wholesale slaughter of Judges continues, there won't be a Council." " Janus could..." " Janus could what?" "A new batch of test-tube babies won't solve this crisis." "We don't need reliable Judges 20 years from now, we need them today!" "Accelerated growth incubators are more developed now." "We could create adult subjects." "All I'm asking is that we unlock the Janus files." "That way we at least have an option!" "If the Council decides not to go forward," "I'll accept that decision and resign." "(GRUNTING)" "(SCREAMS)" " All right, you ready, kid?" " No!" " Now what's wrong?" " What's wrong?" "Are you kidding?" "Did wearing that helmet all those years compress your brain?" " You're gonna get me killed." " There's a maniac loose in this city!" "What a coincidence!" " There's one out here too!" " Oh." "Great time I'm having." "The shuttle crash, the Cursed Earth, cannibals." "And now a fireball up my ass!" " This is all your fault!" " My fault?" " Yes!" " You care to explain that, citizen?" "If you hadn't arrested me, I wouldn't be here in the first place." "Hey, Dredd, what if you just kill me now?" "(SCREAMS) That's it!" "I'm through schlepping." "I'm gonna stay here until I'm caught or 'til you apologize!" " The Law can't apologize!" " You're not the Law anymore." "Now apologize." "I think I deserve that." "I've never apologized." "Now run!" "Thirty, twenty-nine, twenty-eight," " twenty-seven, twenty-six..." " Run!" "Twenty-five, twenty-four, twenty-three, twenty-two, twenty-one, nineteen..." "Dredd?" "Dredd!" "Dredd!" "I don't wanna die!" "(SCREAMING)" "Jump!" "(SCREAMING)" "(GRUNTS)" "(PANTING)" "I'm alive!" "Oh, so are you." "Esposito, Carlos." "Council Judge." "Authorize access to file, code name Janus." "CENTRAL:" "Acknowledged." "McGruder, Evelyn." "Authorize access to file, code name Janus." "CENTRAL:" "Acknowledged." "Silver, Gerald." "Authorize access to file, code name Janus." "CENTRAL:" "Removing security blocks now." "Awaiting password command from presiding Chief Justice." "Password, origin." "CENTRAL:" "Janus file opened." "WOMAN OVER PA:" "Attention." "Until emergency repairs are completed," "Ward "C" locker room is off limits." "I'm lost." "Is this the bathroom?" "Hey!" "Now you have to admit, I helped out on that one." "I mean, that was all me, baby!" "Hey, hey..." "Why are you taking off his clothes?" "We don't have time for this." "Central, using current technology, how long would it take for Janus to produce a fully-grown adult subject?" "CENTRAL:" "Given the current state of genetic engineering, an adult subject could be incubated in approximately eight hours." " We could replace our losses in a day." " This is madness." "Ah, Dredd?" " Silence." " Dredd!" "Shh." "I'm busy." "FERGIE:" "Dredd?" "It's inhuman." "It's not for this Council to play God!" "No, Griffin." "Please restore the security blocks." "It seems none of you have the force of will that these times require." "Central, leave Janus unlocked." "Griffin, this is treason." "You have just sealed your fate." "No!" "You have just sealed yours!" "Rico!" "(GUN FIRING)" "Now who says politics is boring?" " Hey, Dredd!" "I thought it was you." " (ALARM BLARING)" "That's right!" "Cover your ears!" " Rico." " Joseph." "Get out of here, now!" "No!" " You're under arrest, Griffin." " Really?" "(GROANS)" "Stop him!" "He just killed the entire Council!" " Move it out!" " Dredd, tell them I'm innocent." " (GUNS FIRING)" " Whoa!" "Come on, Fergie!" "Run!" "You're a lot of fun to be with, Dredd." "You know that?" " What are you gonna do?" " Hope it works." "(POWERING UP)" "Malfunction." " What is wrong with this piece of shit?" " (POWERING DOWN)" "(SCREAMING)" "(YELLS)" "(POWERING UP)" "That's a solid brick wall!" "You're going to kill us!" "(FERGIE SCREAMING)" "Dredd!" "You gotta make it work!" "Make it work!" "(SCREAMING)" "LAWMASTER:" "Malfunction." "Malfunction." "On-line." " (POWERING UP) - (SCREAMING)" "Dredd, you may want to wash this seat after we get off the bike." " Hmm." " Sorry." "(SCREAMS)" "Dredd, move it!" "(SCREAMS)" " Fergie, cover the rear." " I've never fired a gun in my life!" " What kind of a criminal are you?" " A nice criminal." " Nothing's happening!" " You gotta cock it first, moron." "You didn't say anything about cocking." "Nice!" "(POWERING DOWN)" "FERGIE:" "Stop!" "Please, God!" "(EXPLOSION)" "You can drop me off here." "(TIRES SCREECHING)" " Dredd, that's a dead end." " I know." "(SCREAMING)" "Oh, God!" "Fergie, take over!" "Where are you going?" "Dredd!" " This is where you get off, creep!" " (SCREAMING)" "(SCREAMING)" "Need a lift, kid?" "(EXPLOSIONS)" "FERGIE:" "I'm never riding with you again, Dredd!" "She's definitely not gonna get her cleaning deposit back, that's for sure." "It doesn't pay to be one of your friends, Dredd." "Sorry!" "Hands against the wall." "You know the drill." " Who are you?" " Dredd said that..." "Shut up!" " What happened?" " Why don't you tell me, Dredd, huh?" "We're dyin' out there!" "108 Judges in 48 hours!" "What the hell is going on?" "You think I'm part of this?" "I don't know who or what you are anymore." "I would never do anything to hurt you, Hersh." "You know that." "All right." "You tell me about him, huh?" "You make me believe in you like I did when I defended you." "His name is Rico, and he's my brother." "CENTRAL:" "The D.N.A. Sample has been taken out of frozen stasis." " Ready for cloning process." " We got a slight change of plans here." "I want to take the existing D.N.A. Sample right now and trash it." "Activate this D.N.A. Sampling console." "What are you doing?" "Central, take this D.N.A. Sample now." "This wasn't part of our plan!" "Judge Griffin would never have authorized this!" "CENTRAL:" "Processing." "You know, Griffin got to be my keeper by putting me behind bars." "What's your excuse?" "You said I had no feelings and no emotions." "Now you know why." "Dredd, look at me." "The Janus project didn't do that to you." "You did that to yourself." "Sorry, guys, I'm getting nowhere with your terminal." "But I fixed the microwave." "You want some popcorn?" "Is this a bad time?" "Look, I tried dialing everything I could think of to find this Janus thing." "It just isn't in the program." "Nowhere." "Nothing." "They'd never take a chance and put it on the computer network, but they need power and they're gonna steal it from somewhere." "Check every sector for recent blackouts and sudden power surges." " Great." "Let's stay here longer!" " Wait a second." "Just before they blew up my Lawmaster in Sector 4, there was a power surge, a really big one, three blocks wide." "The last time I felt something like that, they shut down the whole power grid in that area, remember?" "When they moved the Statue of Liberty, they put it right down on top of it." " Right." " Could we go now?" "Dredd, that's twice you owe me." "Rico!" "Dredd got away from the hunters." "Well, he's about to be seriously outnumbered." " Right, Central?" " CENTRAL:" "Affirmative, Judge Rico." "The new D.N.A. Sample has been multiplexed, and the gametes are already dividing." "New sample?" "You left that D.N.A. In there for over 30 years!" "Sooner or later, somebody's gonna clean out the fridge." "That sample was created from the finest specimens on the Council of Judges!" "What did you replace it with?" "No." "My God." "You should congratulate me right now, 'cause I'm about to be a daddy." "You're being very, very rude." "You don't know what you're doing!" "The next batch of Janus Judges are not going to be the puppets that you want!" "They're gonna be my brothers and sisters!" "And mine to control!" "I can't let you do this." "You're both insane!" "I have to stop..." "Central, help me!" "CENTRAL:" "I'm sorry, Chief Justice, the A.B.C. Robot is not tied into my main processor." "That's right, Griff." "You gotta get with this high-tech stuff." " Robot, rip his arms and legs off." " No!" "And you save his head for last." "I don't want him to miss anything!" " Anything!" " No!" " Fergie, you stay here." " By myself?" "You'll need me to shut down the Janus system." "We're a team." "Granted, you do most of the work, but we're still a team." " I'll handle it, kid." " I bring you luck." " Luck?" " You are still alive, Dredd." "Hmm." " (SCANNER BEEPING)" " I'm getting a signal." "It's close." "It's moving closer!" "Jesus Christ!" "Get back!" " (GROWLING) - (SCREAMING)" "No!" "Dredd!" "Drop the gun." "Robot, on the count of three, break her neck." "One, two..." "No!" "(GRUNTS)" " Hershey?" " I'm still here." " How romantic." "Step inside." " (HERSHEY GROANING)" "He looks a lot like you." "He is a lot like me." "I am nothing like you." "The only difference between us, Joseph, is you destroyed your life to embrace the Law." "And I destroyed the Law to embrace life." "And speaking of life, send in the clones." "Behold!" "RICO:" "This is where you were born." "Feel that magic?" "But you must've known all along you were different." "(GASPS)" "(GRUNTING) Fergie, are you still alive?" "Technically, yes." "(GROWLING)" "Your brothers and your sisters." "Be born in two hours." "One big, endless supply of perfection." "You know, we have a choice." "We can stand here right now and create a whole race of brainwashed morons, and call them Judges." "Or we can create some freethinking people." "We'll call them human." "Human." "You could never control yourself." "What makes you think you can control these things?" "'Cause you're in control." "You be head of the Council." "You choose, and you choose quickly too." "I should've put you down myself, personally!" "You know, I never understood that." "Why did you judge me?" "Why did you judge me?" " You killed innocent people." " The means to an end." " You started a massacre." " I caused a revolution." " You betrayed the Law!" " Law!" "I betrayed this!" "Your Council's experiment, which failed in you!" "I was your brother, your blood, your friend." "Who betrayed who?" "When are you gonna stop being a goddamn slave and grow up?" "That's your birthright, that's your family." "I'm your family." "I'm the only family you ever had!" "Now choose!" "The best thing you can do is kill me." "Why?" "Because it's your only chance brother." "Fido!" "Rip this bitch's arms and legs off." " Save her pretty head for my brother." " Don't do it!" "Halt!" "Rip his head off instead." "Give it to her." "(GROWLING)" "What's the matter with you?" "Rico!" " Boy, is he pissed!" " Fergie!" "Dredd!" "FERGIE:" "Get him, Dredd!" "DREDD:" "Hang on, Fergie." "(GROANING)" "Hack you, asshole." "(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)" "Rico!" "Central, hatch that first set of clones." "CENTRAL:" "The cloning process is not finished, Judge Rico." "The clones will be only 60% complete." "I need reinforcements." "Hatch the goddamn clones now!" "(GRUNTS)" "Don't fight much, do you?" "(GASPS)" "(BOTH GRUNTING)" "Bitch!" "It's Judge Bitch!" "(EXPLOSION)" "(POWERING UP)" "(YELLING)" "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "(GRUNTS)" "I'm the only one who never lied to you." "I'll be the judge of that." "(BOTH GRUNTING)" "(YELLING)" "(YELLS)" "Now, Joseph Dredd, I hereby judge you." "To the charge of betraying your flesh, guilty." "To the charge of being human, when we could have been Gods, guilty." "The sentence is death." "Don't miss." "LAWGIVER:" "Lethal round is exhausted." "Signal flare!" "Court is adjourned." "(SCREAMING)" "(GRUNTING)" "Dredd." "(GUN FIRES)" "Give me your hand." "That's three times now, Dredd." "Stay in back, Hershey." " Am I under arrest?" " That won't be necessary." "Central broadcast the Janus plan after Griffin's death." "They all know the truth." "Judge Dredd, we have to reconstitute the Council." "We'd like you to consider the first position of Chief Justice." "I'm a Street Judge." "And I'm very late for work." "Thank you, Olmeyer." "I am dying." "I'm too young..." "Excuse me." "Oh, that's great!" "He gets all the credit." "Dredd?" "I taught him everything he knows." "Dredd, that's it?" "No good-bye?" "Good-bye, Hershey." "To tell you the truth, I'm probably a much better kisser." "Ow!" "Okay, come on, let's go, will ya?" "Can we swing by a cash machine?" "Feels good to be human, don't you think?" "I knew you'd say that." "(POWERING UP)" "(ALL CHEERING)" "(POP SONG PLAYING)" " Never say it's over" " Over" " Never say the end" " The end" " Anytime you stop" " You stop" "You start to fall" " Never say give up" " Give up" " Never say give in" " Give in" " Always have to fight to win" " To fight to win" " However much it hurts" " It hurts" " However much it takes" " It takes" "Believe that all your dreams will all come true" " However hard it gets" " It gets" " However much it aches" " It aches" "Always believe in me as I believe in you" " Never say too late" " Too late" " Never say it's done" " It's done" "Let me know for real you are the one" " One who never turns" " Never turns" " Who never walks away" " Walks away" " One who I can trust" " Can trust" " To always stay" " To always stay" " Never say surrender" " Surrender" " Never say die" " Die" "Only ever get there if you try" " Never say give up" " Give up" " Never say give in" " Give in" " You always have to fight to win" " To fight to win" " However much it hurts" " It hurts" " However much it takes" " It takes" "Believe that all your dreams can all come true" " However hard it gets" " It gets" " However much it aches" " It aches" "Always believe in me as I believe in you" "As I believe in you" "As I" "Believe" "In" "You" "(POP SONG PLAYING)" "If it's all we've got" "Then never let it go" "We spend our time in darkness" "Searching for the light" "If you lose your own way" "You never get it right" " Daytime, I mean" " Yeah" "Put your time away" " All we've got is time" " So never let it go" "If I can make it right" "Time" " All I've got is time" " So never let it go" "If I can make it right" " Time" " All we've got is time"

"Mom, what are you doing?" "Taking a bunch of your old crap to the dumpster." "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" "I'm saving some of this stuff." "For what?" "The Steve Sullivan museum?" "Yeah, maybe." "Museums are for people who rise out of obscurity, not people who throw away an expensive law degree to kiss obscurity on the ass." "Roy:" "Whoa!" "Check this out!" "That's Wack magazine." "I haven't seen this in years." "Melanie:" "What's that?" "It's like Mad magazine, but edgier." "This is the classic Anne Frank issue." "Wait." "They made fun of Anne Frank?" "They didn't make fun of her." "They made fun of her situation." "Hiding from the Nazis?" "It can be funny if you come at it from the right angle." "I don't know." "Sounds offensive." "Yeah, that was a pretty controversial issue." "They had to pull it from the shelves." "Ah, people are so oversensitive." "Why can't they laugh anymore?" "You can't make fun of Nazis." "You can't make fun of 9/11." "You can't make fun of Jerry's kids." "You can't make fun of the gays." "You can't make fun of Indians, dot or feather." "Who the hell can you laugh at anymore?" "Just old, drunk white guys." "Hey!" "I have feelings, too, you know." "♪ da, da da da, da da da, da, da da ♪" "♪ da, da da da, da da da ♪" "♪ da da da, da da da, da da da da ♪" "♪ da, da da da, da da da, hey!" "♪" "I can't believe you guys think this is funny." "It's all these stupid jokes about Anne Frank making too much noise in the attic." "Come on." "You don't think this is funny?" "Anne Frank playing the cymbals and everybody trying to stop her." "[ Both laugh ] No." "And neither is Anne Frank tap dancing." "Anne Frank yodeling." "[ Both laughing ]" "Anne Frank setting off a car alarm?" "Just the idea of them getting a car up to the attic." "How about this?" "[ Laughing ] Okay, Anne Frank making cappuccinos for her family is pretty funny." "Steve:" "Hey, Owen." "Beer?" "Owen:" "Sure." "Is he going to pay you?" "It's the 15th of the month!" "It's pay your tab day." "We're still doing that?" "That crazy tradition where you pay for the things you take?" "Yeah." "We're still doing that." "Relax, mom." "The guys are good for it." "Steve!" "You told me I was in charge of collecting accounts." "I'm collecting accounts." "You have three days." "You don't pay -- ckk!" "Jack, can we get a few more weeks on our bar tabs?" "Sure." "Whatever." "Take your time." "Oh, damn." "I did it again, huh?" "You are too soft on them." "They need to pay their debt." "All you Americans need to pay your debt." "That's why the Chinese own your ass." "I should have my own tv news show." "Dad, when you ran the bar, how did you handle bar tabs?" "Well, it's sort of a balancing act." "See, my feeling is that when people are short, you cut them some slack, and then when they're flush, they pay." "Your mother's is put a bunch of oranges in a sack and beat the money out of them." "Look, guys, I don't want to sound like a jerk, but I do need you guys to take care of your bar tabs." "I hear you, Steve." "I got you on pay day." "Me, too." "So, when you guys say "pay day,"" "is that something that anybody can show up for?" "You have to have a job, Owen." "Hey, I have a job." "I'm a stay-at-home son." "[ Chuckles ]" "We mean a real job." "I've had a real job." "Yeah, like 50 of them." "And some for as long as a full day." "Hey, thanks, fellas." "Thanks for giving me the confidence to get that 51st job." "Aw, poor Owen." "He has a hard time holding a job." "And there's a lot more money pressure now that his special-needs funding got cut off." "Owen is a special-needs child?" "Well, not really." "I fudged it some." "Money was tight when he was little." "So one day I took him down to the municipal building," "I combed his hair straight down," "I told him to hug the case worker too hard, and those checks started coming in every other Friday like clockwork." "Hey, Owen." "Don't worry about it." "When you have a job, you'll pay me." "When's that gonna happen?" "When the Berlin wall falls?" "Yeah, probably then." "Look, you just haven't found your thing." "Admit it, Steve." "I don't have a thing." "I'm not good at anything." "[ Classical music plays ]" "Let's just be honest with each other." "I'm a guy with nothing to offer." "[ Mozart's piano sonata no. 11:" "Rondo alla turca plays ]" "Um, Owen?" "Yeah?" "You're pretty good at that." "At what?" "That." "Ever thought of playing the piano for a living?" "[ Chuckles ] I don't know, Steve." "[ Beethoven's "Moonlight sonata" plays ]" "The largest crowd I ever played in front of is my 40 stuffed animals." "I played my heart out." "You know what I got?" "[ Music stops ]" "Blank stares." "But what if you played here?" "I mean, we've got the piano." "We've got real people." "Steve, are you offering me a job?" "Yeah, I am." "And you know what?" "Maybe you'll make enough to pay off your bar tab." "Oh, you're really banging that one like a gong, huh?" "I'm just saying maybe it's easier for you if you're doing something you love." "Maybe you're right." "You really think I could be a professional pianist?" "I think you could be huge pianist." "[ Snickers ]" "You just said "pianist."" "[ Both laugh ]" "Can I get a beer?" "Can I get you to pay your tab?" "You said I had three days." "But that was yesterday." "The clock..." "is...ticking." "Tick, tock, little man." "Steve:" "Hey, guys." "Remember that magazine we found with Anne Frank on the cover?" "I just saw the same issue on eBay sold for $4,000." "Wow." "We should sell ours." "Way ahead of you." "Got a guy coming to check it out -- the top guy in Pittsburgh." "Wow." "That's great." "Now, I know we bought that thing together." "How about this split -- 10, 10, 80." "Hey, it was my idea to buy it in the first place." "Why don't we sell it, we'll split it evenly, and here's a thought -- you guys can use that money to take care of some of your obligations." "Oh, jackpot!" "The middle-school diary of Steve Sullivan." "Hey, give me that." "Check it out." "Somebody's a poet." ""Call it a crime." "Call it a felony." "Oh, but I am in love with Melanie."" "I didn't write that." "Then how about this?" "[ Chuckles ]" ""I walk down the hall feeling like a loner, and when she passes, I get an instant"..." "I'm not gonna finish that." "Okay, I had a crush on you." "That's normal." "This wasn't normal." "Melanie, he was obsessed with you." "He would call you and hang up, call you and hang up." "I remember that." "That was you?" "My mom called the cops." "We almost moved." "Give me a break." "You had a little schoolgirl crush on me, too." "Write poems, that kind of thing." "No." "I didn't." "You used to sit next to me in class." "You're last name is Sullivan." "My last name is Sutton." "That's how the alphabet works." "Don't let them get to you, kid." "You're a Sullivan." "You can't be embarrassed." "My father spent most of 1973 with his fly unzipped." "He didn't care." "He loved the breeze." "Now, me, I adjust myself anytime...anywhere." "Don't listen to him." "You are embarrassing yourself." "Mom, I'm not embarrassed." "Well, you should be." "You have a loss of face." "To a Korean, that is the worst possible thing." "You might even find yourself wishing to take your own life." "Why do you always go to suicide?" "Because I was raised right." "Steve, you have to hide your emotions." "Never show them to anyone." "You have to bury your feelings deep down inside and squeeze them into a hard, little ball." "You should write a book on parenting." "I've been approached." "Ready to go, Steve." "Steve:" "Wow!" "Owen, I haven't seen you in a tux since prom." "I'm so pumped for this." "Thanks again for giving me this shot." "I will not let you down." "I even brought my own vocalist." "You're gonna love her." "I'm ready!" "[ Tambourine rattling ]" "You and your mom are gonna sing together?" "We do it at home every night." "Have since he was a little kid." "I don't believe in television." "Wow!" "Carol, you look like a hundred bucks!" "Well, thank you, Hank." "This is sort of my lucky dress." "I've worn this to every concert I've ever been to, and, boy, did I get noticed." "Check one, check one." "Steve, I have something for you." "What's this?" "When I was in the sixth grade," "Melanie passed me this note to give to you, but I never did." "Wow." "I knew it." "She did have a crush on me." "Why didn't you give this to me?" "'Cause I knew it would make you happy." "Why is this in plastic?" "When I realized mom loved you more," "I began to study you." "I saved everything." "I thought, if I could figure out what makes Steve Steve," "I could dethrone you." "Way to let things go." "Carol:" "Hola, people!" "[ Tambourine rattling ]" "Everybody feeling good?" "[ Applause ] All right!" "I know I am." " And when I get this feeling," " Are they going to sing?" "Yeah, I thought I'd give Owen a chance." "I think it'll be fun." "Mother/son act." "How cool is that?" "I don't know." "[ Mid-tempo dance beat plays ]" "This is a very unique mother and son." "♪ Baby, my heart's like an oven ♪" "♪ I need some lovin', some lovin' ♪" "♪ ba-a-a-by ♪" "♪ I can't take it much longer ♪" "♪ it's gettin' stronger and stronger ♪" "♪ when we get that feelin', we want ♪" "♪ sexual ♪ ♪ sexual healing ♪" "♪ sexual ♪" "♪ healing, it's good for me ♪" "♪ sexual ♪" "♪ healing ♪" "The romantic chemistry between them is very real." "♪ Sexual ♪" "Are they about to kiss?" "Because I don't think I'm ready for that." "♪ Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up ♪" "♪ let's make love tonight ♪" "♪ get up, get up, get up, get up ♪" "♪ 'cause you do it right ♪" "♪ when we get that feeling, we want ♪" "♪ sexual ♪ ♪ sexual healing ♪" "♪ sexual ♪" "♪ healing ♪" "I've got to be honest." "I'm uncomfortable." "♪ Sexual healing ♪" "I know " " I feel like I need a safe word to watch this." "♪ It's good for us ♪" "[ "Super freak" plays ]" "♪ She's a very freaky girl ♪" "♪ the kind you don't take home to mother ♪" "♪ and she'll never let your spirits down ♪" "♪ once you get me off the street, ow ♪ ow!" "I think people are kind of getting used to the mother/son thing, right?" "I've got to do something." "Yeah, about two hours ago." "Hey, Steve, that collector guy just pulled up out front." "This is gonna be awesome." "We're gonna be so rich." "Wait a minute, fellas." "You only have one buyer?" "Yeah." "Well, you're screwed." "You need at least two to juice the action." "Which one of you is Steve?" "Uh, that's me." "Are you the comic-book guy?" "I prefer "collector of graphic narratives."" "Lyle Winkler, Steel Town Comics." "I'm Steve Sullivan." "I don't do that, Steve Sullivan." "I got my kit." "Where can I examine this thing?" "We have a men's room." "Boy, it just gets better and better with you guys." "♪ Mmm, this girl is pretty kinky ♪" "♪ my mom's a super freak ♪" "♪ I really love to taste her ♪" "♪ every time we meet ♪" "♪ she's all right ♪" " ♪ she's all right ♪" " I dig this act." " Well, they definitely have good chemistry. -♪ with me ♪" "Good chemistry?" "They got great chemistry." "♪ Super freaky ♪" "Please hand me the collectible." "You know, this really should have been in plastic." "Pages are all discolored, Anne Frank looks Pakistani." "I give you $1,100." "Excuse me?" "!" "Mr. Winkler, we know this same copy just sold on eBay for $4,000." "Well, that was a mint copy." "This one's had the Sea Monkeys ad on the back page cut out." "They make it seem like they're gonna be your friends." "Totally not true." "I think it's worth more." "Well, I think I should look good in bicycle shorts." "But I don't." "I'll go $2,000." "That's my final offer." "Do I still got a shot at this thing?" "Who are you?" "I'm the man about to buy the Anne Frank issue." "I specialize in mistaken print runs, recalls, and other "f"-ups." "Do you live in Pittsburgh?" "I don't know you." "Big deal." "I don't know you." "But maybe you've heard of my collection." "I have early sketches of Marmaduke licking himself." "Well, I own the storyboard where Porky Pig is a guest of honor at a Luau and the strip where Garfield gets put down." "That's nothing." "I got the only five animation cells where Elmer Fudd clearly penetrates Bugs Bunny." "Respect." "Nice to meet you." "Him " " I'll shake." "All right, now, where's the bidding?" "Stuck at $2,000." "All right, then." "$2,500 to you, sir." "Make it $3,000." "$4,000." "I'm out." "Wait, wait, wait." "It's the Anne Frank issue." "Too much." "You overpaid." "I expected more from the man who owns the famous Fudd." "Hank, what are you doing?" "!" "We needed that cash." "Relax!" "I know how this goes." "He's out there." "He's having second thoughts." "He realizes what a valuable find this is." "He's turning around, and he's going to re-enter this room right now." "And now!" "Now!" "Hank, I'm going to hit you..." "Now!" "[ "Feel like making love" plays ]" "♪ I feel like making love ♪" "♪ making love to yo-o-o-o-u ♪" "Yeah!" "Thank you so much." "You've been a great crowd." "We feel like making love you." "Don't forget, we'll be here tomorrow night and every night." "Oh, geez." "Steve, it's time." "I know." "I feel terrible." "I encouraged him." "I can't fire him." "Steve, this is a business." "People don't pay their tabs, you're out of business." "People do mother/son love act, you're out of business." "We're really crushing, aren't we, Steve?" "Yeah." "I've got to be honest with you." "Your act is a little..." "Creepy." "What do you mean?" "I mean it comes off like, uh -- like you love your mom." "[ Chuckles ] Do love my mom." "[ Laughs ]" "I mean like you want to sleep with your mother." "I'm not getting this." "What is he talking about?" "Don't -- don't worry about it, Owen." "These people are taking a pure thing between a mother and a son and turning it into something dirty." "Steve, I know that people don't quite understand what Owen and I have, but we're performers, and if what we're doing is a little bit too edgy for this bar, then so be it." "Wait a minute." "You're firing me?" "You told me to follow my passion." "Yeah, with music, not your mother." "Yeah, okay." "We get it, Steve." "W-we will not leave our audience hanging." "We will finish the set." "Fine, but, please, no songs about sex." "It was never about sex, Steve." "It was always about love." "Can I have a beer?" "Sure." "You know that, uh -- that little crush you never had on me in middle school?" "Can we please move past this?" "Well, we certainly can, right after I, uh, finish showing you this." "What's that?" "A little note you sent in, uh, 1993." "Give it back!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa." ""Dear Steve, I like you." ""Do you like me?" ""Please check 'yes, ' 'no, ' or 'not sure.'"" "Busted!" "And you also drew this." "[ Chuckles ]" "Ah." "You and me riding a unicorn..." "Over a rainbow." "[ Laughs ]" "Fine." "I had a crush on you in middle school." "Here's what I don't get." "There's two people in this bar who should get together, but haven't, and two people in this bar who should never have gotten together, but might already have." "Here's a clue -- two of them are about to sing again." "Friends, because of certain small-minded people, when they see something beautiful have to think the worst, this time, we're gonna do something a little tamer..." "[ "Endless love" plays ] ...a little softer, a little more..." "Endless." "♪ My love ♪" "♪ there's only you in my life ♪" "♪ the only thing that's bright ♪" "♪ my first love ♪" "♪ you're every breath that I take ♪" "♪ you're every step I make ♪" "♪ and I ♪" "♪ I want to share all my love with you ♪" "This is better, right?" "Nah." "I liked it more when they just wanted to bone each other." "♪ My endless lo-o-o-ve ♪" "[ Cheers and applause ]" "Steve, I only have a few minutes." "I believe this will cover my bar tab." "Wow." "Where'd this come from?" "For your information, mom and I are headlining a little place called the airport Hilton." "Apparently, some people in Pittsburgh appreciate our creepy act." "Really?" "Did you tell them you're mother and son?" "Not after airport Ramada." "They threw rocks at our car." "Hey, fellas, I feel terrible about what happened the other day with the magazine, and I want to make it right." "Don't worry about it, Hank." "No, no, no." "I butted in, and I screwed up your whole deal." "The least I can do is make good on my bid." "What was it?" "It was $3,000." "Ooh." "Um, will you guys take, uh, $1,000?" "Yeah, I guess." "All right, good." "Whoa." "Where'd you get all that cash?" "I'm stripping again." "That was a joke, fellas." "All right." "Here's your money." "Thanks, Hank." "All right, and I believe this is mine." "Here's your magazine." "And here is your $2,000." "Thank you!" "Wait a sec." "Did you just scam us?" "No, but capitalism does require a flexible morality." "That pisses me off." "Yeah, me too." "Hey, look, we made money, Hank made money." "It's a good deal all around." "Lyle:" "Hey, uh, just to show there's no hard feelings," "I'll give you $1,000 for that Steelers mug over there." "You got it." "Just as I thought." "It's the original '72." "This thing's worth 20 grand." "Nice doing business with you, fellas." "I'm still up." "Congrats, boys." "You made some nice cash." "Yeah." "It's pretty sweet." "And you know what happens when you're flush." "You pay your bar tab." "Now, doesn't it feel good to wipe the slate clean?" "Now you can drink with a clear conscience." "[ Coins clank ]" "I love it when you get badass with money."

"One of the key dynamics propelling everybody forward in season 2 is "power abhors a vacuum"." "Power resides where men believe it resides." "All these different kings are vying for the throne because they see in the wake of Robert Baratheon's death, a chance to seize power." "Joffrey, Renly, Robb Stark... they'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them." "Season 2 is really building towards a massive battle." "Loose!" "We're in a Council meeting and then, out of nowhere, comes her favorite brother, Tyrion." "I come in with a note from Daddy, that I'm being appointed the Hand of the King in his absence." " What do you know about warfare?" " Nothing." "But I know that our enemies hate each other almost as much as they hate us." "In the throne room scene, Joffrey prods to this, into a certain curiosity that's been born in my mind." "I heard a disgusting line about Uncle Jaime and you." "What you just did, is punishable by death." "She's got not an ounce of control over her son and that's horrifying to her." "King in the North." "In episode one, we have this nice little scene between Robb and-and Jaime." "Stannis Baratheon sent ravens towards the high lords of Westeros." "King Joffrey Baratheon is your bastard son." "That's the first time we see Jaime a little worried." "At the beginning of season 2, Catelyn is with Robb, and Sansa and Arya she hopes are safe in King's Landing." "You need to answer for your brother's latest treasons." "This is a poor girl, whose father was executed, she's sort of been left alone with this monster." "Joffrey does it very publicly." "He's not afraid to show how he's treating Sansa." "But because he rules by fear, no one's gonna speak out about it." "What is the meaning of this?" "She's to be your queen." "Have you no regard for her honour?" "Tyrion is the only one that speaks out against Joffrey because he kind of can." "I'm looking for a boy named Gendry." "We'll be back." "With more men." "I'm with Yoren on our way to Night's Watch." "But hopefully, Yoren is gonna try and drop me home on the way there." "What did the Gold Cloaks want with you?" "No idea." "I thought they were after you." "Why?" "Did you kill someone or is it just because you're a girl?" " I'm not a girl." " You think I'm as stupid as the rest of them?" "Bran and Rickon are still at Winterfell with Maester Luwin." "Every night is the same." "Running through the Godswood, sniffing the dirt, howling..." "These are dreams, nothing more." "My dreams are different." "Mine are true." "Dany is in a much more somber place than where we left in the end of season 1." "Does it ever end?" "Everything ends, even the Red Waste." "So I took it upon myself to send my Dothraki off to try and find a place that we could try and survive." "The one Dothraki that did come back, came back with tales of a paradise in the middle of the desert, that was intrigued by the idea of dragons." "I will vouch for her, her people and her dragons." "Welcome to Qarth, my lady." "Season 2 begins with Jon travelling north of the wall." "He's travelling north with the other members of the Night's Watch, the Lord Commander, and his friends, Sam and Grenn." "The Night's Watch stop at a rather horrible man's house, called Craster." "He's a quite despicable character." "He marries his daughters and they give him more daughters." "Sam does the one thing he shouldn't do, which is to fall in love with one of Craster's wives, Gilly." "I wanted to give you something." "It belonged to my mother." "Keep it safe for me, till I come back." "One thing we definitely need if we're going to take King's Landing, is ships." "Robb thinks the best move would be to send Theon back to his father." "Catelyn's always had an issue with the Greyjoys." "You don't want Balon Greyjoy for an ally." "I need his ships." "They say he has two hundred." "Theon goes off with these good intentions, but when he gets back home, he gets turned against me." "My fears have come true." "The Starks have made you theirs." "Robb sent Catelyn to Renly's camp to persuade Renly to join Robb." "Renly and Stannis are both fighting to be king." "The Iron Throne is mine!" "No one wants you for their king." "Stannis is obviously next in line, but Stannis is not gonna join the side." "Melisandre is a character who arrives in season 2." "She believes in other gods." "You must give yourself to the Lord of Light." "I've said the words!" "Events take a sudden turn, when Catelyn is in the tent, trying to talk to Renly." "He is stabbed by some form of evil spirit which has been conjured up by Melisandre." "Afraid that she is actually going to get accused of this murder," "Catelyn flees with Brienne." "In the name of King Joffrey, drop your weapons." "I don't think I will." "When Yoren goes down, that's when everything starts to get a bit scary." "Sweet boy, help us!" "She already knows that's something a bit strange about Jaqen." "And she sees the axe and she gives him the axe and just leaves them to get out." "Round up any survivors!" "We take them back to Harrenhal." "They are just focusing on staying alive and that's probably the worst place to be if you wanted to stay alive." "Unknowingly, Tywin Lannister sort of saves Arya." "Get these prisoners to work." "Bring the girl." "I need a new cup bearer." "Look." "The Fist of the First Men is where they're gonna meet Qhorin Halfhand, who wants to go on a ranging mission, to find out what the wildlings are doing." "I need to move fast, and silent." "There's wildlings up on the pass, Qhorin wants to go and find out what Mance Rayder is planning to do." "He's left to kill one of the wildlings," "Ygritte, who he doesn't kill." "When Sam and Grenn are digging through the snow at the Fist of the First Men, they find dragonglass." "We're not quite sure what the significance of dragonglass is, but it's a curious thing to find buried underneath the Fist of the First Men." "The Wolf Pup has gone south." "The North is ripe for the taking." "Theon completely betrays me, and not only me, but my whole family." "As any child, any boy would want, he wants his father's approval." "They attack Winterfell and they decimate it." "I've yielded Winterfell to Prince Theon." "Betray me and you will wish you hadn't." "Mother of Dragons." "It would be an honour to host you at the House of the Undying." "The Qartheen people only wanted one thing, and that was my dragons." "And that began the theme throughout season 2 for Dany, which is the fact that she couldn't trust anyone." "It's a pretty horrific bloody scene that I return to." "And the dragons are gone." "Where are my dragons?" "The plan all along was," "Pyat Pree and Xaro Xhoan Daxos would steal my dragons, and rule." "You have my dragons." "I will take you to the House of the Undying, where I have put them." "You let a halfwit escape with a cripple." "And Rickon too, the little one." "Theon basically turns his back, completely on our family." "I told you what would happen if you serve me loyally." "And what would happen if you did not." "No!" "He's really stabbed me in the back completely." "Got as far as the farm, then doubled-back." "Must have been the farmer's boys." "Killed them, burned them, and passed them off as the little lords." "Fate is giving us this chance to..." "You've lost your mind!" "Get out!" "The Lannisters are desperate to get Jamie back." "So, Littlefinger deceives Catelyn." "Both girls are healthy and safe, for now." "He says to her, if you give us Jamie, the Lannisters will return your two girls to you." "He's been a captive for a long time." "He killed Lord Karstark's son when he escaped." "Kingslayer won't last a night." "Come." "When he meets Brienne the first time, he's never seen anyone like that." "Is that a woman?" "It's kind of the beginning of a remarkable relationship." "Catelyn frees him, and instructs Brienne to get him to King's Landing." "Now he can't carry out his duties as a king because he'd have to kill his own mother, and he's not going to do that, so it makes him look weak." "You saved me, and the two I was with." " Speak three names." " I can name anyone, and you'll kill him?" "She's a little bit skeptical about it." "But when the Tickler turns out to be dead, that's when she's like... this guy is a good sort of contact to have." "Stannis two days from the capital, and the Wolf at my doorstep." "We'll ride at nightfall." "She asks Jaqen to kill Tywin." " I need him dead right now." " This a man cannot do." "Give a name." "Any name." "She decides to turn it around a little bit." "Jaqen H'ghar." "A girl gives a man his own name." "I'll unname you, if you help me and my friends escape." "If he's not gonna kill Tywin, then she's gonna make him kill more than one person to help them escape." "I don't want to marry the Frey girl." "This woman has the potential to break the vow that Catelyn made to Walder Frey." "I don't need to marry you." "Walder Frey is a man you do not mess with." " I am hers and she is mine." " I am his and he is mine." "We die today, brothers." "Aye!" "They kill men that Theon grew up with." "Let's go home." "They destroy Winterfell." "They burned it down, everything." "What she doesn't know and she finds out it isn't, her two youngest are still alive. (***)" "They may come back." "Go north, to the Wall, to Jon." "What do you think they'll say when they hear about you and me?" "Nothing happened between you and me." "She's very wily," "Ygritte, she mocks him and mocks him and mocks him." "And you think she's just doing this for her own fun." "But actually, she's playing the long game." "You should have took me while you had the chance." "When Jon becomes a captive of the wildlings, he discovers that Qhorin Halfhand has been captured as well." "Halfhand realizes that the only good that can come out of this is one of them becoming a spy amongst Mance Rayder's camp." " They'll never trust me." " They might." " If you do what needs to be done." " What?" "Come along, Jon Snow." "Time to meet the King Beyond the Wall." "If my dragons are in the House of the Undying, then take me there." "That's what the warlock wants." "It's here that I walk into unknown magic." " This magic is strong." " And what of my magic?" "And she is tested with everything that means the most to her." "Khaleesi!" "Stannis Baratheon is coming for us." "Sooner rather than later." "Tyrion and Cersei have a lot in common." "And I think that's why they're at such odds with each other." "They are going to attack us." "We need to be ready." "The king is taking personal charge of siege preparations." "If the wind holds, we'll reach King's Landing in a day." "Will it hold?" "I can't make promises for the wind, Your Grace." "They say Stannis never smiles." "I'll give him a red smile." "The threat from Stannis is the most terrifying for Joffrey." "And the most real I suppose." "Mud Gate." "That's where he'll land." "If Stannis does attack the Mud Gate, what is our plan?" "There's all this wildfire down in the basement's basement." "He gets together with this pyromancer and figures out a way to stop them." "When Joffrey realizes that the whole fleet hasn't been destroyed, you see that he's most certainly a coward." "They're coming ashore." "They're too many." "The Hound goes out there, and he realizes they're outnumbered." "Half the men that arrive on the shore are burning." "That's the one fear of the Hound." "He doesn't do fire, and all it takes is one burning man running towards you." "When the Hound comes back in from the fighting he abandons the king." "And that is a massive blow to Joffrey." "He just bolts and leaves the responsibility to Tyrion." "Those are brave men knocking at our door." "Let's go kill them!" "I get pretty banged up." "It could have been worse though." "My squire, Podrick, saves me." "And then Father comes in." "Saves the day so he gets all the recognition." "The king won't give you any honours." "But we will not forget." "With the great aid the Tyrells gave to the battle, the deal was struck to marry Margaery to Joffrey." "Cersei thinks she's won, because she's gonna upset Sansa." "She couldn't be happier, and then Littlefinger kind of crushes her hopes." "If he's not marrying me..." "He'll let you go home?" "Joffrey's not the sort of boy who gives away his toys." "Welcome home, Daenerys Stormborn." "My home is across the sea, where my people are waiting." "They'll be waiting a long time." "He thinks that he's got her, but of course, the dragons, they'd learnt how to breathe fire." "Dracarys!" "Jon hasn't returned when he should to the Fist of the First Men and Sam's getting nervous." "It's Jon and the Halfhand." "They're back!" "At the end of season 2, we leave Sam in a rather perilous situation." "Two blasts is wildlings." "And three horns is White Walkers." "Run!"

"Parker:" "Spike, this bomb could go at any moment." "Buddy, what're you doing?" "Spike, get in the harness." "G, A-B-C," "D-E-F-G, G is four." "Parker:" "Spike!" "There's no time, you get outta there!" "A!" "A is..." "A's two, am I right?" "Four, 2." "L." "Spike!" "Ed, get outta here!" "Eddie, you get outta there right now dammit!" "Right now!" "60 seconds." "I'm not leaving him down there." "Ed, one minute down range." "Spike..." "Spike..." "Help me!" "Help me." "Spike:" "Dark days for Jueventus, Dad." "Three losses in a row." "Too much old in the old lady." "They only scored two goals in their last four games." "Maybe if they played more men back of centre...?" "It's about knowing where you need to be." "If you take chances, everyone ends up paying." "You..." "'Kay, Ba." "'Kay have some water, Ba." "Ba. 'Kay, I'll be back in a second, okay?" "Nurse!" "Spike:" "Nurse!" "Nurse says he just needs some rest." "Okay?" "He'll be better once we get him back home." "Yeah, Doctor Jamal said it should be tonight." "Okay, great then." "All right." "I got my phone." "Promise me, don't mention Jueventus." "Say "bye" for me." "Okay." "Winnie:" "Team one, fire and police are on route and will meet you at Fairbanks Tower Square." "Okay, team, here's what we know from the good folks at Fairbanks Tower." "A suspicious package was found on the lower level of the north tower - corner of King and Bay." "Parker:" "Security guard was on patrol, sees something in a trash can he doesn't like, and he calls it in." "So what was the package?" "Ed:" "Blue and white vinyl gym bag." "He opened it up, saw some wires, didn't go any further." "Wow, vinyl gym bags." "I haven't seen one of those since high school." "Hey, I had one of those." "Parker:" "Okay, guys, let's check out the package, let us know what's going on." "Sam, go with 'em, north east door - give our guys some privacy." "We'll stay on the street, coordinate with fire just in case." "Copy that." "Building management said they shut down the H-VAC just in case it's a bio-hazard." "Just take a look inside, button it down, and let's get back home." "Raf:" "A lot of trouble to go through for a gym bag." "Spike:" "Yeah, we get a couple of these calls a year - usually it's nothing." "Babycakes, we haven't had a date for a while." "See that yellow box on her?" "Mm-hm." "That's a new multi-rae plus - gives her a nose like a Doberman." "10 ppm of 35 different deadly chemicals, right?" "Buddy." "Nice." "But your order of magnitude." "You gotta move the decimal place." "One part per million and she barks." "Don't sell my baby short." "My bad." "Contact info on all our tenants." "Clearing the building now." "Nice." "Looks like you've done this before." "That's what the drills are for." "We get almost everyone out." "Yeah, "Almost everyone" doesn't really cut it." " Yeah." " Thanks." "Oh!" "Thank God you're here." "I keep telling them to get out." "But they won't leave." "Hey!" "Police!" "We need you to clear this area immediately." "What's the protocol?" "Investigate." "Evaluate." "Neutralize." "Hopefully not detonate." "Let's see what she smells." "Clear this room now." "You're being evacuated." "For another fire drill?" "No way!" "I'm not asking you, ma'am." "Good, 'cause I'm not agreeing." "Sam:" "Hey!" "It's what I'm talking about." "They won't open the door." "I'll open it for them." "Spike." "I found your bag." "You must have walked right past it." "Uh, we're with the package now." "Sam, get those people out of here right now!" "There's two bombs." "Sir, step around the corner." "Everybody get outta here now!" "Spike:" "RDX." "Raf:" "Active explosive." "Parker:" "What's going on?" "We got two separate explosions." "Jules and I are going down now." " Spike, Raf?" "Talk to me." " Get outta the way!" "Sam?" "Spike?" "Raf?" "Talk to me." "Sam?" "Sam, buddy?" "Talk to me please!" "Spike, Raf?" "Talk to me!" "What's going on?" "You guys okay?" "Spike?" "Raf?" "Raf?" "Raf?" "Are you hurt?" "Raf?" "You hurt?" "Yeah, I'm good man." "You?" "You okay?" "Spike:" "I'm good." "Parker:" "Spike?" "Raf?" "Boss, it's Spike." "Raf and I are okay." "The device detonated." "There's significant damage." "Hallway's caved in." "Sam?" "Sam, talk to me!" "Raf?" "Go find our guy!" "Raf:" "Copy that." "Ed:" "Sam, you copy?" "Sam?" "Come on, speak to me, Sam." "Chief!" "We got a 10-66, two explosions underground." "Let's work together, tight perimeter around the plaza, all right?" "No one gets in, and we damn sure talk to anybody who comes out." "You got it." "Raf, you find Sam?" "Talk to me, buddy." "Raf:" "On it, boss, but there's a lot of debris." "And a lot of smoke." "Sam?" "Sam?" "Hey!" "I need everyone to move back to wall." "This could come down any second now." "Move back, please." "Sam?" "Aw, man, Sam's down." "Spike:" "Is he breathing?" "Boss, I found Sam." "He's unconscious, but his pulse is good." "How many people back there?" "How many?" "Uh, there's, ah..." "Six of us." "Raf:" "Boss?" "Man2:" "Is she okay?" "We've got six civilians." "I've got a female, she's down, but she's breathing." "She's trapped under all this debris, boss." "I can't move her." "Parker:" "Okay, we EMS coming." "A guy's waiting for you." "Just stay close, Raf." "Ed:" "Boss, this doesn't look good." "I'm gonna try to get through." "Jules, send the medics down my way." "Spike:" "Northeast corner's caved in." "There's no way out." "Raf:" "Boss, there was definitely a second explosion at the other end of the hall." "There's so much damage down here, we are totally trapped." "Man:" "Over here, we need help." "Two bombs, two explosions..." "Almost on top of each other." "Spike:" "Two bombs." "Almost simultaneous." "Spike, what's on your mind?" "Well, what's the play here?" "Why two bombs?" "Parker:" "Maximum damage?" "The second one's a back up?" "The bombs, there're big, but not huge." "Raf:" "Are you okay back there?" "Is everyone okay?" "Man2:" "Do we look okay?" "Well, what's worth targeting down there?" "Spike:" "That's just it." "Parker:" "Spike, what do you mean?" "It's more like they were meant to seal the hallway than to destroy anything in particular." "Parker:" "Why?" "That's what I'm trying to figure out." "Parker:" "Forget it." "Let's get you guys outta there." "We can worry about a motive later." "Parker:" "Where'd you go, Spike?" "What's going on?" "Bad news, boss." "There's another device." "And it's huge." "It makes the other two look like firecrackers." "♪ Flashpoint 4x07 ♪ Shockwave Original Air Date on August 19, 2011" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "♪" "Parker:" "Spike, say again?" "There's another bomb?" "Another gym bag?" "I wish." "We're looking at 50, maybe 70 pounds of plastique." "With the hallway blocked up after the first two, this thing'll shoot straight up like a Roman candle." "The whole building could go." "Parker:" "Does it have a timer?" "I'm looking." "Raf, what kind of injuries we have down there?" "Mostly superficial." "One's serious." "Sam's still unconscious but he's breathing fine." "Parker:" "Okay, help's on the way." "Just stand by." "I've organized the Unis, we're evacuating the building, top down, it should be clear, sir." "Okay, keep moving." "We don't know how much time we're working with." "Jules:" "'Kay." "Winnie's, where's my command truck?" "Winnie:" "Seconds away, boss." "Eddie, how are we?" "We any closer to getting our folks down there?" "We got a key structural wall here that's been damaged." "We pull out the wrong piece of rubble, the whole thing'll come down." "Fire Captain we'll need three, four hours maybe if we don't want it all caving in." "Three hours." "We got that long?" "Spike, what do you think?" "Spike:" "I think everybody's move gotta back right now." "Why, Spike?" "What do you see?" "Spike:" "Timer is chemical." "I can't be exact, boss, but..." "Parker:" "Could you give me a guess?" "Raf:" "Come on, guys, you gotta move back." "Give him some room." "Move back!" "Let us work!" "Maybe five minutes." "Jules, let's clear the plaza." "Come on, let's go!" "All right, get up top." "Now!" "Parker:" "Spike, can you get inside there and defuse it?" "There's gotta be counter measures." "I do one thing wrong..." "Parker:" "Ah, yeah." "Okay, it goes up." "I get it, I get it." "Boss, there's gotta be another way in here." "Venting, ceilings..." "There's gotta be another way." "Yeah, copy that." "Spike, Raf?" "Everyone down there needs to find cover." "Right now!" "Due respect, but there's no such thing as "cover"" "with this thing." "Everybody up top's gotta move back right now." "Ed, that includes you." "Everyone, just move it back!" "Clear it up!" "All the trucks to the end of the block, Jules." "Spike, what about you?" "I got a plan." "What's that guy doing in the hall?" "Is there another bomb?" "I need you guys back against the wall." "There is, isn't there?" "Raf:" "I need you guys against the wall." "Now." "We need to find a way out!" "Raf:" "And we will." "But right now, I need you guys in here and against the wall." "Woman:" "There's another bomb?" "We're working on it." "Hey buddy, could I see you for a sec." "You're building security, right?" "Yes." "I-I'm..." "I need you to keep 'em calm." "Okay, calm is contagious." "The more together you are, the better they'll be, all right?" "And if their condition changes, can you just..." "Yeah, I'll let you know." "Okay." "Raf, you got some good news?" "Ed's working on a way out." "Liquid nitrogen?" "Yeah." "The bomb's armed on a classic timer " "British Number-10 pencil fuse." "I've only read about them." "When our guy left it, he would've tightened this screw..." "Spike:" "It busts a glass vial, releasing a chemical that starts eating away at a tiny filament." "Once that breaks, the firing pin is released and..." " Boom." " Yeah, that's the technical term." "It's brilliant." "High tech bomb, with an old school timer." "Totally immune to electronic counter-measure." "So the liquid nitrogen stops the acid?" "No." "Nothing's gonna stop it." "That's why you use this fuse." "If I do this right, it might slow it down." "Raf:" "Buy some time." "Yeah, give Ed a chance to get us out." "Anyone's cell phone working?" "Mine's busted." "Crap." "Mine's in my bag." "My wife always has the news on." "She's going to see all of this." "She's not going to know whether I'm dead or alive." "Hey, hey." "You're gonna have a great story to tell once we get out." "People will buy you dinner for weeks." "Huh?" "Yeah, if we get out." "We'll get out." "Sam:" "Sir." "Are you okay?" "Sam:" "Yeah." "Any casualties?" "Uh, there's two ladies hurt." "Sam:" "Sarge?" "Jules." "Sam." "Welcome back." "I'm gonna go check on him." "Yeah." "Parker:" "You gave us one hell of a scare there, buddy." "You okay?" "I'm sore, but all the pieces are in one place." "Jules:" "Braddock, you're supposed to leave the bombs to the demolitions guys." "Sam:" "I love to." "Raf?" "How's he look?" "He's got a head wound, boss." "I'm good." "Okay, how 'bout those escape routes?" "We got nothing." "We're trapped in here." "Boss, we got a way in." "A subway ventilation shaft." "I'm gonna drop down 60 feet." "We'll be right beside the basement hall." "We blast in, do a careful extraction." "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Jules, I need the hard entry pack, now!" "Spike, you buy us more time?" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Back it up!" "Spike:" "Just did." "T-I-C says we're at 90 below." "That should slow down the acid, give us... 40 minutes, maybe 45." "But it'd sure be nice to be somewhere else by then." "Parker:" "Okay, let's work with 40 minutes." "Not now, ma." "Ed:" "All right, let's go, let's go!" "Let's go, Jules." "I need that hard entry pack." "Let's go, let's go!" "Excellent." "Thank you." "Jules:" "Good luck." "Steve:" "Hey, Jules." "Jules:" "Hey." "Dispatch says you have an injured officer with a woman pinned under rubble." "Yeah, we're gonna go down there." "We're gonna get them out." "The officer, it's Sam?" "Jules, get everybody outta here." "Steve:" "Let me go down." "It's not gonna happen, Steve." "Jules:" "Come on." "Ed:" "All right." "Come on." "You start yanking that woman out from under that rubble, you could kill her." "I need to get down there." "I can't do that, Steve." "If we send you down, you're just another person we have to bring back up." "What happens if you can't get her out?" "You leave her crushed she's dead in a couple of hours." "We don't have a couple hours." "We're lucky if we get everybody out as it is." "Ed:" "Bring it down." "Spike, I'm coming to you." "If you wanna help?" "Get on the radio and talk us through it." "Hey, boss." "The building's clear." "Unis are doing one final sweep." "That's good work, Jules." "List of the building's tenants." "Jules:" "You looking for a motive?" "Without much luck." "Too many companies, too many targets." "Let's try and get a read on the bomb builder." "Parker:" "We can track him down." "Get him to help us stop it." "Jules:" "Okay, so... motive." "Political, financial?" "Terrorism?" "A grudge to settle?" "Gimme half." "Let's make it easy for him to get in touch." "Winnie." "We need an 800-number." "Get it out there." "TV, radio, on-line." "Let's get all the tips together and have them sent directly to you." "I'll filter through them and patch through anything that looks promising." "That's perfect." "Now, Winnie," "I don't need to tell you- yeah I know, make it quick, I know." "Thank you." "Security:" "Hey." "Hey." "Hello?" "What happened?" "Hey." "Shhh, shhh, shhh." "You'll be all right." "They're evacuating everyone." "Rania:" "Oh my God." "Oh my God." "Oh my... oh my..." "Security:" "Hey, hey." "Your name's Rania, right?" "Rania?" "W-w-where are the others?" "Where's Dave?" "Ken?" "Tony:" "Uh... they're, they're..." "They're gonna be fine." "The police are working to get everyone out." "Rania." "That's a beautiful name." "It's like Rania, it's, ah, Queen of Jordan, right?" "Rania." "Rania:" "Yeah." "Security:" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "It's just like the queen." "There." "I can't feel my legs." "I can't, I can't feel my legs." "Just like I thought..." "Nothing's gonna be easy." "Raf, I should be there." "Hold it!" "Raf, I should be close right here." "Raf:" "You're right on the other side, Ed." "Place the charge, then we'll blast right through." "Not so fast." "Spike, we got nine people to pullout." "Spike:" "If you blow through now there's gonna be anybody." "There's a motion sensitive switch on this thing." "I gotta deactivate it." "The blast could set it off." "Parker:" "Spike, why would it if the first two didn't?" "Spike: 'Cause the bomber knew his angles, boss." "Ed's coming in way too close." "Spike:" "You gotta be careful." "Parker:" "Okay." "Spike:" "So don't let him take any chances." "All right, deactivate." "Go careful." "Ed:" "Charge is set." "Pull me back up." "How long, Spike?" "Seconds away." "I just gotta make sure the pin doesn't drop if the box moves." "Ed:" "Let's go, go, go." "Let's go!" "Up, up, up!" "All right, right there, right there." "Let's go!" "Drop it down, drop it down!" "Unhook me." "Raf:" "Everyone move back to the corner and keep your heads down now!" "Take cover!" "Go, go, now!" "Now!" "Charge is in place, ready to blow." "Spike..." "Good to blow!" "Let this please be the last thing we blow up today." "Counting down." "Five..." "Four... three..." "Two... one." "Counting down." "Five... four... three... two... one." "Here you go." "Hey, uh, Sam, it's Steve." "You there?" "Sam:" "Steve, she's too deeply buried for tourniquets." "Steve:" "Yeah." "You know what?" "I've seen the pictures you took." "I'm sending down some meds." "Can you, uh, set up an IV drip?" "We just have to keep her hydrated." "Sam:" "No problem, just get it down here." "Steve:" "I'm on it." "I'll send it down with the air jack." "It's gonna be okay, Rania." "Please, just get me out." "The hole's good." "We're punched through." "Ed:" "The harness is on its way, and I'm sending down the meds." "On it's way." "It's a long way down, it's gonna take some time." "And nine people are down there." "How much time for each person?" "Ed:" "Up and down, maybe three minutes per person." "My God, that's 27 minutes." "That's not enough time." "Raf:" "If you some tools down here, we can cut the metal and make the hole bigger." "We might be able to take this bomb right out." "Parker:" "Spike, that could work?" "Spike:" "Could work, or we could trip another counter-measure and blow it up early." "Okay, but we gotta try, because not everybody's gonna make it." "You're saying I can't defuse a bomb?" "Ed:" "You're running out of time." "Let's get that first civilian to the hole." "Now!" "Let's go!" "Let's do it now!" "Copy that, Eddie." "Ed:" "Raf, how's it looking?" "All right, got the package." "Raf:" "Okay, I'm getting Claire hooked up now." "Sam:" "Okay, Rania?" "Rania:" "Yes?" "Sam:" "I'm gonna put some fluids in you, okay?" "You've done this before?" "Sam:" "Sure, army trained, in the field." "Soldiers though, they're not as tough as you are." "Okay, Tony..." "I need you find something to hang this off, okay?" "Okay." "Raf:" "All right, Ed, stand by." "Little more tension, Ed." "Little more." "Little more." "All right, she's coming up, Ed." "Sam:" "Steve, she's shaking pretty badly." "Steve:" "It's shock." "Her organs could be shutting down." "We need to start her on that on that IV." "On it." "All right, Claire's on her way." "All right, who's Dave?" "You're next." "Ken:" "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "What?" "It's alphabetical." "It's random and it's fair." "Ken:" "No, Claire was hurt - I get that." "But now alphabetical?" "How is that fair?" "I got a two year-old daughter, you think it's fair that her dad dies down here?" "We're all gonna get outta here, Ken." "Yeah, easy for you to say, Anderson." "Hey." "Hey, hey, hey, can you guarantee" "That all of us get out of here?" "No." "You can't." "Look, I am last." "Please, Dave, for the love of" "Ken, it's my turn." " It's not fair!" " Hey-hey, buddy, settle down." "Get your hands off of me!" "Why do you decide who lives and who dies?" "Hey!" "Every minute you spend fighting me is a minute I should be working to get you outta here." "Tony:" "You can take my place." "Really?" "Tony Kramkov." "Take it." "I'll go last." "Thank you." "Okay." "Us guys in uniform, we stick together." "You're a good man, Tony." "Ed:" "We're good." "Cracking the shell now." "Boss..." "We got more trouble." "Talk to me, Spike." "The guy who built this thing did not want anyone to get his hands on it." "Sending you a video right now." "That pyrex is protected by infra-red." "I crack the glass, it detonates." "How's that?" "The I-R is a trip wire." "I break the glass, I breaks the beam, it triggers immediately." "What about the keypad?" "Yeah, it probably shuts off the infra-red then maybe I can crack the glass and get to that fuse, but..." "But what?" "Spike:" "But this thing's a fortress, boss." "I mean, I put in the wrong code..." "Yeah, yeah, yeah..." "I'm not gonna let that happen." "Sarge, guy on the 800 number says he's the bomber." "Eddie, Jack's on the way." "Winnie, patch him through." "Ed:" "It's okay." "We got you, let's go." "It's all right." "Good man, good man." "Let's get him up, let's get him up." "Bomber:" "The bomb is the message and this message is for the pig bankers getting fat off the corpses of the poor." "Hello, this is Sergeant Greg Parker with the Police Strategic Response Unit." "Ah, the police." "What's your name again?" "It's Greg Parker, sir." "Bomber:" "Greg Parker, your hands are being held by the government on one side and by the banks on the other..." "Okay, boss, there's a bank on floors eight through 12, and also an aerospace company," "I'm gonna find somebody to talk to." "Ed:" "Winnie, sounds like it could be our guy." "Run a trace, send some cruisers." "Do it now." "Copy that." "Work him, boss." "Significant dates, favourite numbers, I'll take anything you can get." "Sir, I wanna thank you for calling us today." "Bomber:" "I've got your attention." "Oh, yes, sir." "Very much so." "Good." "Today the world hears me." "Parker:" "Is there a reason you picked today, sir?" "Is this date part of your message?" "Bomber:" "No, today's just the start, Sergeant Parker." "There's gonna be a whole lot more, just like this." "Spike:" "Red Flag, boss." "A bomb this complex..." "You don't knock off a bunch of them." "This is a once in a lifetime." "Let's be real sure with this, Spike." "Ask him how he got so much dynamite?" "Sir, can you tell me how you got your hands on so much dynamite?" "That's quite a coup." "Bomber:" "Don't underestimate the little guy." "There's a lot more dynamite where that came from." "Agh!" "Wrong answer." "Bomber used plastique." "Winnie:" "Sarge, there's uniforms are at the guy's house." "Winnie, send 'em in." "Take this goofball down." "Spike What you're gonna do do you hear me?" "Officer:" "Police open up!" "Parker:" "Loud and clear you idiot." "Spike..." "Spike:" "I know, I know." "Back to square one." "We got 20 minutes before this thing goes up." "Office Callaghan?" "Jules:" "Lucas Braft?" "Braft:" "Yes." "Appreciate your time." "My assistant said you wanted to talk to me." "What can I do?" "Well, I'm hoping that you can help us figure out what is going on here." "Of course." "Your company, Lewellen, it occupies the bottom seven floors of this building." "Is it possible that somebody might be targeting you?" "Yes, well, I suppose it's possible, but security's pretty tight around our offices." "Okay." "So maybe they're attacking the building to get to you." "Yes, well, we've had our share of threats." "But making missile guidance systems makes us a villain to some people." "Anti-war types?" "Sometimes..." "not exclusively." "This device is highly sophisticated." "Can you think of anybody that might be holding a grudge?" "There's a man named Kanisky." "The jack's coming down." "Eric, let's go." "You're doing great." "Rania:" "Sure I am." "You wanna dance?" "Sense of humor." "That's a good sign." "I'll be right back." "Tony'll be with you." "He's not telling me everything." "What makes you say that?" "The reassuring smiles." "No." "He knows what he's doing." "And then what?" "What about my legs?" "Doctors are minutes away." "It's Tony, right?" "Yes." "I'm going to die, aren't I?" "I don't know." "Jules:" "Boss." "I think I got a lead on our bomber." "His Alexi Kanisky." "Brilliant, angry and fired." "He worked at Lewellen International for three years - they make missile guidance systems." "Okay, here's his personnel profile." "Parker:" "He was fired for selling their tech to another firm." "Jules:" "Yeah, he was working on new products." "Heavily hands-on." "That sounds like a fit." "Parker:" "Jules, what do you think?" "Guy like this stick around and watch the show?" "Oh, I think he'd wanna watch the company that screwed him over come down." "Ed:" "Let's get a picture out to the uniforms." "Have everyone start looking." "Okay, I'm gonna go to his house and see what I can find." "Hey, Spike." "How you doing down there, buddy?" "Okay, numbers touched are, uh, two, four, five and six." "Two and four look like they were double touched." "So that narrows down our possible code combinations." "From infinity to... about half that." "Raf:" "Up, up, up." "All right." "Ma, you can't call- what do you mean?" "A clot?" "No, he's supposed to go home today." "Spike?" "Ma." "I can't..." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Okay." "As soon as I can." "What's up, bro?" "My dad." "They're saying he's probably not gonna make it through the night." "Raf:" "We clear the civilians;" "You're first up." "No." "Raf:" "Spike, you gotta go." "No." "It's my call." "This is the drill, okay?" "I'm last man out." "Raf:" "Okay, people, we gotta move." "You gotta know where you're supposed to be." "Boss, find Kanisky." "Okay?" "I can crack this thing." "You bet, buddy." "We're on it." "Winnie:" "Guys, check your phones." "I just sent a picture of our subject, Alex Kanisky." "Boss." "I think you can call off that search." "Sam, check your PDA." "The bomber's been down here with us this whole time." "We got the guy who made the bomb right here, let's just- 'kay, we can't confront him." "Spike:" "But we need him..." "I need him." "Ed:" "Go, go, we're running out of time." "Let's go!" "Let's move!" "Let's convince him to defuse the bomb off." "Parker:" "What if he has a detonator?" "Then just blows it up early." "So we convince him at gunpoint." "Boss is right." "You can't risk that." "Parker: 12 minutes before the bomb goes off." "We've got two more civilians?" "Yeah." "Including Rania." "And we're almost ready with the gear." "We just gotta jack up the rubble." "Parker:" "Let's do it." "Ken:" "It's here." "Sam:" "Tony." "Tony:" "Yes?" "Sam:" "I need your help." "Tony:" "Okay." "Sam:" "We're gonna Jack this up, okay?" "When it starts rising I need you to find rock, concrete, anything." "Jam it in, and make sure it doesn't fall." "Why is this guy helping us?" "On the same day he tries to pull down a building full of people?" "Spike:" "I think he wanted to destroy the building," "I don't think he wanted to hurt anybody." "Those two bombs were set 10 minutes before this one." "He wanted people to get out of the building." "Then he was trying to get people out of the server room, now he's helping us." "Parker:" "Okay, Spike, Jules is at his house." "Winnie's dug up an old co-worker." "All right?" "Let's..." "Let's try to unlock this guy." "But we do not tip our hand until Rania's out." "Got it." "Eddie." "Anyway we get our people outta there quicker?" "Top speed's still three minutes each." "Three minutes times five people we have left..." "Eddie..." "So we're five minutes and two to three people short." "Maybe Spike's math is off." "Looks like he was expecting us, Sarge." "What do you see, Jules?" "Well, the door was open." "And then these files neatly stacked." "Right on the kitchen counter." "Parker:" "Okay, fast as you can." "Anything you can find." "Jules:" "Copy that." "Barb Lewis?" "Come on in." "Promise I won't keep you long." "I was just hoping you can tell me something about Alexi Kanisky." "Is he involved in these bombings?" "Well, we're to figure that out." "I can't imagine he has anything to do with this." "I worked with him for years." "Until he was fired?" "Came out of the blue." "Alexi:" "Hey, hey." "Braft:" "We'll be filing charges with the police." "I'm deeply disappointed." "Look, I have done nothing wrong." "I gave you everything, my work, my time, my ideas." "I took you into this company." "I gave you the best opportunities." "I stood by you." "Would your loyalty have been so much to ask?" "You have my loyalty, since the first day." "I gave you everything!" "I only wish that were true." "Alexi:" "Okay, okay..." "Barb:" "He was escorted from the building." "Some of Lewellen's Technology was being leaked to a competitor." "It was all traced back to Alexi." "Why did he do it?" "Frustration?" "His project" " Galina - never worked during field tests." "The pressure was pretty intense." "Maybe he was trying to get back at the company for not supporting him?" "You never asked him?" "I called him a few times after he was fired..." "He never called me back." "Parker:" "Thank you, Ms. Lewis, for coming in." "Jules:" "Okay, Sarge, I think I have a handle on this." "He was obsessed with a project called" "Parker:" "Galina." "Exactly." "But he couldn't get it to work." "Some new technology, but there's page after page from different departments in the company, and every piece of the guidance system worked." "But it always failed in the field." "Jules:" "That's what it looks like even though the parts all tested out." "What, so he sells company secrets?" "Jules:" "And when he's caught he goes rogue and plants a bomb?" "Doesn't feel right." "No." "Especially if he's down there trying to help." "Parker:" "There' s something, Jules." "Just keep digging." "Spike?" "I heard it all, boss." "Sam:" "Okay, we're ready." "Rania:" "It hurts." "Sam:" "Almost there." "It hurts." "Almost there." "Okay." "Spike, grab the IV please." "Raf, on three." "One, two, three!" "Rania:" "She's clear." "Nice." "Rania:" "How you doing?" "Steve:" "Now the most important thing, get a tourniquet on each leg." "Well, she's not bleeding." "It's not blood loss - it's what her body was producing when it was being crushed." "Phosphorous." "Potassium." "If they get into her circulation her kidneys could fail." "You hanging in there?" " Yes." " Good." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Sam:" "All right." "Ready?" "Should be okay." "Okay..." "One, two three." "Rania:" "So you're next." "Okay?" "A couple of minutes and you'll be out of here." "None of this should have happened." "Spike:" "I couldn't agree more." "I'd like to thank you for all the help today." "You three should go up next." "I-I have no family." "I'll go last." "No, I can't let that happen." "We've got rules - about protecting life." "Sam:" "Okay, let's go." "Rania:" "Hey..." "Sam." "Yeah?" "Rania:" "Thank you for getting me this far." "You're gonna be fine." "'Kay, give us a little slack." "'Kay." "Go, go." "Rania?" "Rania?" "'Kay, get her up, Ed." "Go, go, go!" "Spike:" "No matter how long I'm a police officer..." "Calls like this, it's always hard." "Thing is, I don't think anybody was supposed to get hurt today." "What do you think?" "I don't know." "Yeah, nobody supposed to die like this." "Nobody supposed to have their work destroyed." "Sam:" "Tony, you're gonna have to keep your hands where we can see them." "Alexi?" "Alexi Kanisky?" "You know who I am." "I know you're the only man who can help me." "We know what happened at Lewellen." "I can't help you." "Yeah, you can." "I won't help you." "Then you're killing all of us." "Then we die." "Ed:" "Gently, gently." "Watch the legs." "Okay, gentle." "Gently, gently." "Spike:" "Alexi, I need to make sure you don't have anything that's gonna set off our bomb early." "I would have set it off already." "I don't think so." "I think you would've waited until we had Rania was safe." "I don't think you wanted to hurt anyone today." "He's clean." "Guys, I really don't think we need guns down here." "You can't make things any worse." "Parker:" "That's it, Spike, peer to peer Spike, build the connection." "Ed:" "We're good." "Paramedics are taking care of Rania." "Raf, coming down to you." "No, man, Sam's hurt, he's next." "Seniority." "I stay." "Get outta here." "Guys, we don't have time for this, the harness is here." "Raf, now!" "We only got a few minutes." "I will see you two up top." "Yup." "Jules:" "Spike, two months after Kanisky left" "Lewellen stock jumped." "They made a big announcement about new technology." "A "Breakthrough in missile control."" "He didn't sell company secrets." "They framed him and then froze him out." "Raf:" "Let's go, Ed." "You found out Galina worked, didn't you?" "Those failures in the field, those were all lies." "Your idea was making the company millions." "I kept trying to prove it in court." "But who am I to men like that?" "They just took it." "And this is your way of taking it back." "I gave everything to them." "Well then, don't give 'em your life." "Tell me how to defuse the bomb." "I can't let them win." "Ed:" "Let's go, let's go!" "Raf, you gotta get back." "Guys, I need the place empty now." "Now." "You gotta go, buddy." "Spike, we're running out of time." "After Sam, it's you." "Parker:" "If Kanisky doesn't give up the code, he's not gonna make it." "I think that's what he's going for." "Spike, come on." "Go, see your dad." "He's not gonna give it up." "There's still time." "Spike." "Let me do my job, Sam." "You're next." "Sam:" "Okay." "Uh..." "I'm sorry about your father." "Sam:" "Ed, let's go." "See you topside." "You better." "I know that pain." "Your father?" "Yeah, my mother." "She gave everything to me." "Yeah, my dad did too." "Alexi:" "Well, he must be very proud." "What's the code, Alexi?" "Well, my mother, she died and everything she gave me, all of her dreams, Braft took away." "Your mother wouldn't want you to die for that." "You would die for what you do." "Tell me, what's the difference?" "Parker:" "Spike, the second that line comes down you're in it." "Spike:" "Copy that, boss." "You ever blow stuff up as a kid?" "Smoke, volcanoes." "Baking soda and vinegar." "For me, it was fireworks." "Roman candles, polumnas." "My dad hated it." "He was always worrying." "Same as my mother." "He felt maybe it would turn me into a scientist, a chemist, something he could be proud of." "Something safe." "One day, he came home and he caught me mixing camping fuel, bleach Citric acid." "Yeah." "That's a great explosion." "Spike, get in the harness." "Spike:" "But the thing is, I didn't do it right and I burned myself pretty bad." "I was nine years old." "Did you stop making bombs after that?" "No." "But I learned how to do it right." "And then later on I learned how to take them apart." "Because I didn't wanna see people to get hurt." "I didn't want anyone to see the look I saw in my dad's eyes." "Ed:" "Spike, you ready?" "Spike, you ready?" "Almost." "You built a beautiful bomb, Alexi." "It's perfect." "It's beautiful." "I can't stop it." "But I don't wanna see you die." "I hope your father finds peace." "Spike:" "Yeah, I hope you do too." "Maybe you'll see your mother again." "What was her name?" "Galina." "Galina." "Boss, the code is Galina." "It's alphanumeric, like a phone." "Quick, help me out." "What were those numbers he keyed in again?" "Alpha-numeric, it's like a phone." "G!" "Parker:" "Buddy, buddy, buddy, what're you doing?" "Spike:" "If Galina's the code I can disarm the infrared and get rid of the detonator." "Spike, get in that harness!" "Spike:" "G!" "A, B, C," "D, E, F, G!" "G is four." "Four!" "There's no time, you get outta there!" "A!" "A is..." "A's two, am I right?" "Four, two..." "L!" "A, B, C..." "Get outta there, Spike." "Spike:" "Two, L..." "L is five." "Five, I, four." "N, what's "N", boss?" "Boss, what's "N"?" "Two, four, five, six were the keys." "Two and four were double tapped." "Eddie, you get outta there." "Spike!" "Ed, get outta here!" "Am I right, "N" is six?" "Please, get out." ""N" is six, am I right?" "Please, please, help me." "Help me, please, help me." "Help me!" "Help me!" "Six and then two." "Six... six." "Two." "I.R. is down, opening the box." "Spike, you got it?" "Spike:" "No, I gotta get the fuse out." "Help me." "Okay, easy, easy, easy." "Okay, okay." "Ed:" "Spike!" "Eddie, you get outta there right now, dammit, right now!" "60 seconds." "I'm not leaving him down there." "Ed, one man down range." "Ed, one man down range." "Spike..." "Alexi:" "Easy, easy." "Easy, easy, easy." "Spike:" "One." "Spike..." "Michelangelo..." "Spike:" "Boss, I know." "I know it's gonna be tight." "We're almost there." "I'll grab the detonator, stop the bomb." "Hold on, hold on, hold on." "Alexi:" "Easy." "Bomb defused." "Let's get him out." "Let's get him out!" "Thank you." "Your father." "Come." "Okay." "Come on." "Careful." "Michaelangelo Scarlotti." "W-what were you thinking?" "Just doing my job." "Come on." "I gotta go." "Go." "♪" "♪" "So is Rania gonna make it?" "Yeah, you got her in time, man." "You, ah... you gotta get him checked out at emerg." "It could be a concussion." "Jules, I'm fine." "Come on, I'll take him." "Come on." "Jules:" "That was crazy what you..." "Parker:" "Steve!" "Thanks for the help today." "Hell of a day." "Yeah." "You guys did a great job." "Mikey, thank God!" "Hey, Ba?" "Ba?" "Michelangelo..." "Come stai?" "Did you see?" "Jueventus..." "Scored... four times." "Yeah." "You gotta risk something." "Michael," "I'm scared." "It's okay." "I'm here." "We're all here." "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "Spike:" "Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode."

"Is anyone inside?" "Don't know, sir." "Come on." "Kitchen." "Come out." "Come out!" "Thank you." "Monsieur." "Come on, quick." "Come on!" "Hey." "Good afternoon." "What can I get you?" "A token for the phone." "And to drink?" "Er, whatever you want." "Um, a Suze citron." "Police Judiciaire." "What department, please?" "Putting you through." "Maigret." "Look, you don't know my name but you've met my wife, Nina." "She says she's met you." "Who is this?" "My name won't mean anything to you, but they're going to kill me." "I've tried to come and see you but they would've shot me." "Who?" "I don't know how many, at least two." "And since the 2:20 they've been trying to get me on my own so they can kill me." "Help me." "Where are you?" "I tried to get a policeman at the Place du Chatelet to arrest them, but he couldn't see anyone." "They'd disappeared." ""I'm Nina's husband." "She says you've met her."" "Nina who?" "I'm at the Cave du Beaujolais." "Oh, no." "Hello?" "Hello?" ""Yes, sir?" Get me the Cave du Beaujolais. "Sir."" "Janvier?" "Chief." "Get down to the Cave du Beaujolais, find the man who just rang here." "Should I bring him in?" "No, just talk to him." "Find out who he is." ""I'm afraid that number is engaged, Inspector." "I can't get through."" "Righto." "Phone, Chief." "Says you know him." "Nina's husband." "He's here." "Where are you now? "They've swapped over now, it's the big one." "I'm going to try and lead him to the Canon de la Bastille." "Can you meet me there?" "Do you know it?" Yes." "Who are these men?" "I doubt that's him either." "Hoax?" "There you are." "Ah." "Do you want a drink?" "Mwah." "Mwah." "Did you get a description?" ""Fawn raincoat, mid-thirties, small." "He said he was the sort of man you see a lot of."" "Can you get word out to the city police that if a man wearing a fawn raincoat has had an accident, or been in a fight or anything like that, they're to call me."" "I've had a call from the Jours Heureux in the Rue du Faubourg." "They said a frightened, anxious man approached the bar with a message to ring you." "It reads," ""I'll try and get to you, they're blocking all the routes."" "Come on." "And an envelope, please." ""..another farmhouse has been attacked near the town of Goderville." "As with the burglaries on the 12th of August and the 21st of September, the perpetrators ransacked the property and murdered the owner." "On this occasion, a farmhand was also killed." "Police are following up reports of unusual..."" ""..if anyone has any information..."" ""Police Judiciaire." "What department, please?"" ""Hello." Joe, it's Albert." ""Albert, what can I do for you?" Can you come and meet me? "Sure." "When?"" "I've got an idea." ""Oh, yeah?"" "Nina." "He said I'd met her." "Professionally?" "There was a madam called Nina, worked in the 18th." "But that was years ago." "She was 60 then." "The police in the Picardie farm murders think someone got off the Paris train at Goderville at 3:30 in the morning." "Having travelled from Paris?" "That's what it says here." "Who'd take a route like that?" "That train stops at every station along the line." "Someone who really wanted to get to Goderville." "Who's on tonight?" "I am." "As far as you can tell, he was dead." "I can try." "That's fine with me." "Not a hoax." "Chief, this gentleman saw the body get thrown from the car." "Was he alive?" "No." "He's been stabbed in the heart, sir." "What kind of car?" "It was a cream and blue Citroen with a Paris registration." "The last two numbers were a seven and a five." "Thank you." "Can I ask you to confirm your name and address, please?" "Of course." "Can you get some details from this gentleman here?" "Sir." "Thank you for your help." "Who's done this?" "It feels like an underworld job, Chief." "A settling of scores." "Who is he?" "He had nothing in his pockets, Chief, no wallet or anything." "Looking at how they've wrecked his face," "I'm not sure even his own mother would recognise him." "That's how they do it." "Watch the chief." "He's going to get in the van with this one." "No, he won't." "He will." "This one's got under his skin." "I'll stay with him." "Thank you." "Do you have to smoke while we're doing this?" "Hmm." "Antiseptic in the air." "Where did you qualify?" "Is his suit handmade?" "It's off-the-peg, average stuff." "He's poor all right, or at least his childhood was." "How can you tell?" "By looking at his teeth." "Where did you qualify?" "What else, Paul?" "His hands don't suggest any particular occupation." "They're well-kept." "He's got tender feet though, with dropped arches," "They're well-kept." "He's got tender which indicates a life standing up." "Any scars on the body?" "Any old wounds?" "I don't think he's underworld, Maigret." "Time of death?" "Between eight and ten last night." "Well, good night, gentlemen." "What did they damage his face with?" "Something heavy." "Not fists." "After he died?" "Yeah, that's right." "It was the knife that killed him but... ..it's like he's been held down and operated on." "The bruises on the arms, this knife wound to the heart." "It's vicious, Maigret." "I'd like to get a mortician to reconstruct his face, see if we can get a recognisable photograph." "All right." "I'm going to open him up and see what he last ate." "Those of a weak disposition should look away." "We need to find the cream-and-blue Citroen." "Janvier, take a man and do nothing else." "Hmm, Chief." "And I want witnesses from the bars from which the dead man called." "Are people going to recognise him from this?" "They might." "Those bars were the Cave du Beaujolais, the Canon de la Bastille, and the Jours Heureux." "And we believe he tried to call the switchboard from the post office in the Rue de Faubourg." "People are creatures of habit, so the same time of day is when we'll get witnesses." "People are creatures of habit, so the His last suspected location was the post office, three hours before he died." "I want to know where he went after that, why the phone calls stopped and where he ate." "Well, he was killed shortly after his last meal, which was... cream cod, an apple, and white wine to drink." "So we should check the menus of all the cafes and bistros, all of them." "Thank you." "Fingerprints?" "He's not known to us." "Your registration number is 1808 AD38?" "Have we had any cream-and-blue Citroens reported missing in the last few days?" "And can you tell..." "He asked for an envelope and a stamp." "He posted it before he left." "Has the box been emptied since?" "Every three hours." "He posted it after he make a phonecall." " Has the box been emptied since?" " Every three hours." "He posted it" "What have you got?" "I have a cream-and-blue Citroen stolen eight days ago, but its registration doesn't tally, so..." "It's not our car." "What do you do when you get home, Janvier?" "I give my wife a kiss." "Hmm." "When I get home I get changed out of my suit jacket." "You think he went home after calling you?" "That would explain why the jacket and the trousers don't match." "Moers, do you have a knife?" "Yes, of course." "There we are." "Put the tip through here." "The two holes don't align." "He wasn't killed wearing his raincoat." "No, he was killed indoors without the coat, and they faked it to look outdoors." "All right, your dead man is speaking to me at last, Maigret." "In the arch of his shoe there's an odd sort of mud." "It's earth saturated with alcohol, probably wine." "The type of soil you find in a cellar where a cask has been broached." ""Police in Picardie are still working around the clock..."" "I've said everything I saw, gentlemen." "There's nothing else I can add." ""..on the slow train to Le Havre on the night of 8th October, the night of the third vicious attack on a wealthy farmer." "The attack follows similar burglaries and killings on the nights of 21st September and 12th August." "The murders in each case have been calculated." "Calls have been made to the Police Judiciaire in Paris..."" "What drink did the dead man order?" "A Suze citron." "May I have a Suze citron?" "And a token for the phone." "Where did he stand?" "Just there." "Do you want a Suze citron?" "No." "Beer." "He said, "Since the 2:20 they've been trying to get me alone and kill me."" "What's the 2:20?" "A train?" "Or a horse race." "I don't know." "Oof." "Get his photo around the train stations and race tracks, and check on the times of trains and races." ""And they're off."" ""..slipping into stride at the tail of the field..." "" Well?" "Yeah, it's difficult to tell, but if this is who I think it is, you see him a lot." "Do you know his name?" "No - but he's here every meeting." "Thank you." "Sir." "What's he doing?" "Walking through the same areas as Dead Man." ""..racing on the outside..."" "Here you are." "This letter he posted, was that to you?" "No, nothing's arrived." "Then why hasn't his wife reported him missing?" "Is she involved?" "I don't think so." "He didn't speak of her with any fear." "Drop it." "I don't think this is underworld, sir." "That's exactly what it is, and we'll never find a thing." "Let them kill each other." "I don't have resources for this." "We've just had a request from Picardie for assistance with the farmhouse murders." "Make your entire department available to Inspector Colombani and offer him your full, personal assistance." "Is that clear?" "I'd like to keep this investigation going as well." "He has got a link to Paris with this train journey, and he'll need all our manpower and experience " "And he'll get it, but - Good." "File that." "Judge Comeliau, good to meet you." "Inspector Colombani." "A good journey?" "Yes, it was very quick." "Right, now let's get this down, please?" "If we can be careful." "Ah, good morning." "Moers." "Colombani." "Morning." "What have you got for me?" "This chaise longue is from the living room of the farmhouse in Goderville which was attacked two nights ago." "Is it possible you can tell me something about the last people who sat on it?" "We can give it a try." "I believe a number of people sat and watched a woman being tortured and killed." "Can I interrupt?" "Excuse me." "Hmm." "Put it on the top." "Excuse me, sir." "It's a pleasure to meet you, Chief Inspector." "Colombani." "My whole department is at your disposal." "Thank you." "Except for Inspectors LaPointe and Janvier who are helping me with another investigation for a few days." "Ah." "Well, I was hoping that you would be assisting me mainly." "As soon as I can, I will." "I'm sure you understand." "He wants them over there." "Yes." "I also want all the jewellers and the silver merchants in Paris checked out for items stolen from the Picardie farmhouses." "Here's a list of all the things taken." "Check the fences, see if anything connects to the murder victims, and we need detectives on every train travelling to Le Havre." "Your job is to find the man who got off the train at Goderville at 3:30 in the morning." "All right, so I've got four witnesses at the track." "He saw the dead man laying bets on the 2:20 the day before yesterday." "Very good." "I have a sighting of a cream-and-blue Citroen broken down here at the Quai Henri IV at 8:10." "Now it was pointing in the direction of the Pont d'Austerlitz." "The telegraph boy who saw it was a bit of an enthusiast." "He reckons it was a Citroen Light 15 Traction Avant," "Parisian registration." "The chief says it's the best lead we've got so far." "Also, the chief wants to know who he was trying to call from the post... ..office... ..as there was, er, no record of him calling at that time." "What are you doing?" "And where is Maigret?" "He's gone home with a heavy cold, sir." "Hmm." "Right, I'll be at my desk for the rest of the day." "Hello, Maigrets." ""Judge Comeliau for Maigret."" "Yes, of course." "Comeliau." "Be nice." "Hello." "Your men tell me you're suffering from a heavy cold." "It's not heavy exactly, but I think I should stay at home today." "I need you here." "Colombani needs to trace the man who bought the train ticket to Goderville and to find out whether similar tickets were bought before the other farms were attacked." "He has all my men are at his disposal." "I asked you not to work on that unidentified body." "I'm not, but I'm thinking about it...as I cope with my cold." "Be here tomorrow." "And what are you thinking about your dead man?" "I'm thinking about why he drank a low-alcohol drink like Suze citron." "And why did he?" "People who drink it tend not to go into a bar to drink, but go in a professional capacity, like a salesman, who spends his day being stood rounds." "So you think he was a commercial traveller of some kind?" "No, because of his shirt." "What was wrong with his shirt?" "It was white." "It wasn't striped or coloured." "And the cuffs were not as worn as the rest of the shirt." "What does that tell us?" "Perhaps he was someone who spends his days with his shirt sleeves rolled up." "Like a barman or a cafe owner." "Maybe he had one of those little bistros run by a married couple that only serve one dish of the day." "Yes." "Are you warm enough?" "Another blanket?" "No, thank you." "I'll put some more coal on the stove." "And I think I know when he changed his plan." "What plan?" "They pursued him from the racecourse, and that's when he tried to phone me." "But after three attempts he rang somebody else... ..from the post office." "And then he went home, ate his supper, and waited for the second plan to unfold." "What was it?" "I don't know." "If he went home and had supper..." "Yes?" "..then maybe he was expecting someone who was going to help him, but that person didn't make it until after his killers turned up." "Because their car broke down." "That's why the friend didn't make it." "If his friend was in the car, why would he dump his body?" "I thought you were too ill to work." "Get me Janvier." ""Yes, Chief."" "Get me Janvier." "Janvier?" "It's the chief." "Chief? "Find out how long the cream-and-blue Citroen's been broken down at the Quai Henri IV." "And release details of the car to the Press." "We want anyone who saw it to come forward." "Right away, Chief." "I think by now all of France know the dates of the murders at the Picardie farmhouses." "August the 12th, September the 21st, and three nights ago on October 8th." "I am appealing for people who travelled on trains between" "Picardie and Paris on those dates." "If you saw anything suspicious around that time... ..please contract myself, Chief Inspector Colombani," "Judge Comeliau, or the Police Judiciaire." "Claire Fontaine?" "You're not Chief Inspector Maigret." "No." "He's not available right now - I was hoping to speak to Maigret." "If you sit and speak to me, I will relay everything you say to the Chief Inspector." "If it's of importance." "But it is important, that's why I need to speak to him." "I saw the cream-and-blue car." "The car that's in the paper?" "The car that's in the paper." "This one." "And where did you see the car?" "In my house." "Well, I was in my house, the car wasn't, that was outside." "I saw it pull up outside Au Petit Albert." "And what is Au Petit Albert?" "A little bistro, run by a husband and wife near where I live." "The wife stinks of garlic." "When did you see it?" "Well, that's it." "Wednesday night, the night in the paper." "And there was definitely a seven and a five in the registration because I have grandchildren of seven and five." "Marianne's favourite colour" " Did you see anyone get out of the car?" "Yes, I saw a gentleman." "Well, he wasn't really a gentleman, he was rather big." "What time did you see the man arrive?" "Nine o'clock." "And where do you live?" "Near the Quai de Charenton." "So the licence is held in the name of Albert Rochain." "It's a quiet, respectable place." "It serves barges on the river." "And Nina?" "Not on the licence." "The Fontaine woman says the wife is dark skinned and a bit of a slattern." "I haven't heard that word in a while." "When was the last time you heard the word "slattern"?" "I've never heard it." "How did you get out of working with Colombani?" "We caught your cold." "Well, I hope you feel better soon." "Have you been inside?" "No." "LaPointe?" "Blood?" "Mmm." "Nina?" "Cream cod." "Well, they weren't after money." "Here's the jacket that matches his trousers." "Hmm." "Do you recognise her?" "No." "Do you think she's dead as well?" "I don't know." "But circulate her name and photograph." "Is there a child?" "These things have never been used." "As if they're waiting for a child." "Can Moers get over here?" "He's coming in his lunch break, Chief." "Colombani has brought in a sofa from the Goderville farmhouse." "I've found the hairs from three different dogs, from cats, feathers from chickens, and fabric from 25 different garments." "It's been impossible to get anything useful from it." "Someone's been looking for something here, Maigret." "I got that impression too." "There are fresh prints all over the bedroom as if the drawers have been rifled." "What were they looking for?" "It can't be anything bulky." "They even looked in a little box used for earrings." ""Are you sure you're not going to catch another cold?" No." "I've lit the stove and I've got some medicine." "Are the sheets clean?" "There are some sheets in the cupboard, but I'm going to sleep on the settee." "Would you like to come round here in the morning?" "Why?" "I think we should run this place for a few days." "Us?" "Yes." "I think it would confuse the killers to see it open again." ""Might draw them to us."" "Here we are." "Oh!" "Now, have you been a good girl?" "Mwah, mwah." "Who's running the bistro?" "You told me he was dead." "Bistro?" "Cabana." "Cabana." "Who's in there?" "Have you got the dope?" "Come on!" "You told me the little man was dead!" "Of course he's dead." "So who is running the place?" "!" "You tell the animal to go back and kill the wife and kill whoever's running it!" "Ow!" "What if he told them what he saw?" "!" "Now, shh, shh!" "No, no." "Dope." "You give them the dope." "Go back tomorrow," "Pietr?" "Find the ticket - and kill anyone who's there." "Mmm..." "Monsieur." "Thank you, thank you." "Did you enjoy the show?" "I enjoyed you." "Where shall we go tonight?" "I have a table booked at the George V. Hmm." "Jean, can't we go somewhere more intimate?" "I know this really lovely little bistro off the Saint-Sulpice." "We have to go to the George V." "Why?" "Because you'll look out of place in a little bistro on the Saint-Sulpice... wearing this." "Oh, my God." "Jean, it's beautiful." "You're so generous." "Let's put it on." "Adele?" "What?" "Look what Jean got me today." "Oh, are they real?" "Of course they are." "Ooh." "Hmm..." "The George V, please." "Two more coffees, please?" "Albert Rochain was a waiter at the Cadran for years." "He left 18 months ago to get married." "Did he meet Nina at theCadran?" "No." "They thought she was some sort of distant cousin, they never met her." "Find out where Albert's family is from." "She may well be there." "Chief." "And I'd like to place an advert in the personal columns." "All right." ""Friend of Albert with the cream-and-blue Citroen, for your safety's sake, urgently contact Maigret at home," "132 Boulevard Richard-Lenoir." "Discretion assured."" "Could you take this, please?" " Where's Little Albert?" " Where's he gone?" "Oh, he's in the country for a while." "I hope he takes Nina with him." "Maybe we'll stink less of garlic after we've eaten this." "Don't you like Nina?" "She's all right." "She's got a great arse, hasn't she?" "Was she expecting a baby?" "She's not." "She's desperate though." "Ah." "What can I get you?" "Another?" "Follow him." "Get the car." "You'll have to take it back." "Easy." "Oi!" "Oi!" "Are we going to pick him up?" "Just let him panic and see where he leads us." "Ooh." "Police!" "Police!" "Oi!" "What can I get you?" "A beer." "Oi!" "Hey!" "Turn around." "Someone's been shot." "Oi, leave him alone!" "Move away." "Move away!" "Move away!" "What have you done to him?" "Stay back, please!" "What are you doing here?" "Police!" ""You won't be home tonight?" No, but I've sent a car to take you home." "It was nice being here with you, playing at a different life." "I liked it." "We wouldn't be happy doing anything different." "You wouldn't be." "I have a feeling that this was a happy home." "Isn't ours?" "Yes, it is." ""Yes, it is."" "How did you know the wife?" "I don't know." ""You didn't recognise her from the photographs?" No." "Maigret will be attending." "You'll find her alive somewhere." "Have you locked the doors?" "I'll be all right." "Keep the doors locked until the car gets there." "I'll be fine." "Move along." "I'll see you in the morning." ""See you in the morning."" "They're ready for you now, Chief." "Hello, George." "Home, is it, madam?" "Yes, please." "Oh, it's bitter, isn't it?" "The name on the ID card was Victor Poliensky, a Czech national." "He was an illegal, the card forged." "He hasn't lived at his given address or worked at Citroen, his given place of employment, for the last six months." "Can you quieten down, please?" "Will do." "We know that he was an addict, and suspect the person he telephoned was an accomplice that he tried to get back to." "Has this photo gone to Vice?" "None of the girls recognised him, sir." "And the knife you found on this Poliensky, is the one that killed your cafe owner?" "Moers has confirmed it." "Albert Rochain was not underworld, sir." "Yes, yes." "Now we will be supported by men from the 2nd arrondissement who will search the area." "Everybody lock down a section of two blocks here and are picking up anyone that leaves." "We're going to find a lot of rubbish and may not find his killer, but we need to find out where Poliensky was heading and discover who shot him." "Follow me." "Up the stairs, second floor." "Come on, open up or I'll break the door down." "Police!" "Open the door!" "Do you know him?" "Him?" "No, no." "Have you any Czechs living here?" "We've got Poles, Italians, and Armenians, but no Czechs." "Argh!" "Agh!" "I've done nothing wrong." "Come on." "All right." "Check all the papers." "How can I give you what I don't have?" "Laurent, take the next floor." "Come on, mate." "Papers?" "Right." "Come on." "Oi!" "You!" "Stop!" "Come on, you!" "Chief!" "This way." "Aagh!" "Aargh!" "Agh!" "Get off!" "I just tried to make her get up and she bit me." "Look at that." "Is she Czech?" "I don't know, she won't speak." "She keeps moaning." "Aaargh!" "That's because she's in labour." "Get an ambulance." "Get the proprietor in here." "Sir." "What's your name?" "Do you understand me?" "Aaarrgh!" "Sir?" "What's her name?" "Maria." "Maria what?" "I don't think she has another name." "Where are the others?" "What others?" "There are no others." "So what is this?" "And this?" "They've gone." "When?" "Today." "I don't know." "When today?" "After this man was shot in the street?" "I asked him that already." "He says he doesn't know him." "Did that man live in this room?" "Yes." "With another." "So there were two others?" "I swear, I don't know anything." "You are very close to being closed down." "Please don't obstruct us." "They both...slept with her." "She was sort of their queen bee." "Aaagh!" "Aaagh!" "Will you all step back, please?" "Just leave it." "I can't hear myself think." "Chief, shall I go with Janvier?" "No." "Go back to the quai, start processing everyone we've picked up." "Don't let it wait until the morning." "Find out what they know about that woman and the Czechs." "Chief." "Pietr Holosko." "He was the most, um..." "..possessive of her." "Was Pietr the gunman this afternoon?" "He took the call but it was the other man who went out." "The other man?" "A gent." "A fur coat." "Violent." "How old?" "About 30, 35." "Did he sleep with her as well?" "Oh, yes." "And sometimes... ..after he was here," "they'd go away for a night, and they'd come back flush with cash." "Did they have a car?" "Well, they had a van parked up somewhere, I don't know where." "What dates did they go away?" "I don't know." "Um..." "October 8th," "September...21st, um..." "Go on." "August 12th." "Do you realise the significance of those dates?" "Those are the dates of the Picardie murders." "Please..." "You've got to help me now because if Pietr or the fur coat comes back, they are going to kill me." "I've seen blood on their clothes." "They come back from those trips with blood on their clothes." "The farms were so well chosen" "I thought the gang would be based in Picardie." "I thought they'd know the place like the back of their hand." "Maybe they do." "There are lots of temporary workers on the farms in the summer, many immigrants." "Why did they kill your cafe owner, Maigret?" "Was he in with them?" "I don't think so." "So what did he know?" "Just what we all knew from reading the papers." "That on the night of the 8th of October, a man travelled from Paris to Goderville on the slow train to Le Havre, a journey nobody makes." "You think the cafe owner was on that train?" "He had no reason to be." "But why weren't all four of them on the train?" "Because they had a van." "I don't think the man in the fur coat would want to travel with this lot, do you?" "I think he'd want as little to do with them as possible." "Good night." "'Night, monsieur." "Maxim's." "We can't go to Maxim's." "Why not?" "Because of what I'm wearing under this coat." "Oh, what are you wearing under this coat?" "Nothing - except the necklace." "Oh." "Hey!" "The police have got Maria." "Jean." "Stay there." "Jean?" "Stay there!" "They picked her up this evening." "What are you coming to me for?" "I come to you." "We need to help her." "No, we need to kill her." "If you hurt her, I will kill you." "Think about it." "Think about it, boy, she knows too much." "She's just a woman." "There are others." "Oh, no." "He's under a lot of pressure at work." "What, and you want a woman?" "Yeah?" "Is that it?" "You want that?" "But not the old one?" "You can have that." "Really?" "And others, I guarantee it." "Maria is no longer useful to either of us." "No?" "No." "Shut her up for me, Pietr." "He's coming, he's coming." "Sorry about that." "Who was that?" "I just needed to talk to him." "How do you know him?" "He's just someone that's done some work for me." "Hello, Nicole." "That you for coming all the way from Goderville." "This is Chief Inspector Maigret." "Hello, Nicole." "It's fine, sweetheart." "Please, this way." "Nicole, it's very brave of you to come and see us today." "Inspector Colombani tells me that you saw the faces of some of the bad people who came to your farmhouse the other day." "I have a photograph here of a woman, and I'd like you to tell me if she was one of those bad people." "Do you understand?" "Do you want to hold my hand while we turn the picture over?" "Keep pushing." "Aaaargh!" "Push." "And again." "Keep pushing." "Push." "Push!" "Here." "It's a girl." "OK." "Doctor!" "Hey, let me." "Ask her her name." "Ask her where she was on the nights of August the 12th, September the 21st," "Ask her where she was on the nights of August the 12th, September the and October the 8th." "Translate that, please?" "I'd rather not, actually." "It wasn't very pleasant." "Ask her if on the evening of October the 8th, she was in a farmhouse near Goderville in Picardie." "Chief Inspector, whatever crime this woman is suspected of, she is a Czechoslovakian citizen and has not only legal rights but an expectation of human dignity." "I ask you to suspend questioning until a time when..." "Do you want to continue with your speech about human dignity?" "Just translate for the Chief Inspector, will you?" "On the night of August the 12th, an old farmer and his wife were stabbed to death." "On September the 21st, at an another wealthy, isolated farm in Picardie... ..there were similar murders." "And five days ago, at a farm in Goderville, an entire family was hacked to death." "But at Goderville a witness survived." "A ten-year-old girl hid in a wardrobe." "At one point she crept out of her hiding place." "And saw a pregnant, dark-haired woman burning her mother's breasts with a candle flame." "And after her mother had revealed the location of the family safe..." "..she slit her throat." "This morning the young girl identified you... ..as the woman who tortured and murdered her mother." "Do you think I care?" "Where is Pietr now?" "Tell her that her life may depend on how she answers the next question." "Where is the man who would visit you and tell you which farms to attack?" "Please answer the question." "What is his name?" "She has an hour to think about answers to those questions, and to think about how, in this country, we still send murderers to the guillotine." "She needs to start co-operating." "She has a child now." "Chief Inspector, I would like to point out that that woman is not Czech, she is Slovak." "Those people from the rural east, they are uneducated." "Some are no better than peasants from the Middle Ages." "No better than animals." "I feel I need to point that out to you." "If she's fit to move, Maigret, I want her transferred this evening to La Sante." "Excuse me?" "Whose are those flowers?" "Nobody's now." "The lady in this room went home a few minutes ago." "Would you mind taking them to Room 270?" "Of course." "Thank you." "Why?" "Because the room is cold, and because there's a woman with a child in there." "Where is she going?" "La Sante's a prison infirmary." "She'll be well looked after." "La Sante's a prison infirmary." "May I travel with her?" "Be my guest." "No!" "Get back!" "No!" "No!" "Pietr!" "Agh!" "Agh!" "Aargh!" "No!" "Who is he?" "He saw your notice in the newspaper." "Oh." ""Friend of Albert with the cream-and-blue Citroen, for your safety's sake, urgently contract Maigret at home, for your safety's sake, discretion assured."" "Is that right?" "Yes." "I've come because your reputation is good." "This is not a trap." "You can speak in confidence here." "Please, sit down." "No." "I knew Albert." "I ate at his place." "I knew him." "And on the day he died?" "He rang up." "Said he'd been racing." "Said he'd realised who the Picardie gang were." "Said if we helped him, he might get some money out of them." "Who's "we"?" "I'm not telling you that." "But my mate does cars." "Paint jobs, ringers." "Anyway, the car we used to get to Albert's place broke down, didn't it?" "Pile of crap." "And when we got there he was dead." "The thing is, the thing is I'm on parole." "I've been inside eight out of the last ten years, Maigret." "I ain't going back." "And you'd been seen in a place where a man was murdered." "That neighbour woman sawme, yeah." "I ain't going back inside." "I can't." "I understand." "And police don't take much interest if a gangster's found dead in the street." "You don't sniff around that for long." "So we dumped him like he was an underworld hit." "His face smashed in, like they do, so no-one could trace the body." "Then we got rid of the car." "Where's Nina?" "She's safe." "With someone I know out at Arpajon." "She's a good woman." "Hmm." "Hmm." "Thank you." "One more thing." "This envelope came for me the day after." "I think it's from him." "At first I thought it was a betting ticket, but it's for a train." "How could Albert come by the train ticket to Goderville?" "Francine?" "Where are you going?" "We're on in five." "No." "Jean wants to meet." "We're leaving Paris." "What do you mean?" "He's taking me away." "He says to the Riviera." "I don't have to do this any more." "Oh, Francine." "What?" "Do the show, darling." "Don't burn your boats here." "You'll be back." "Jean won't want me coming back here." "He loves me." "Men like Jean come and go, babe." "No, you're wrong about him." "You're wrong." "Come out." "No." "I'm not coming out." "How often did the man in the fur coat take them all to the racetrack?" "Oh..." "After each burglary, that's all." "They'd take the jewellery they'd stolen." "Silver cutlery and stuff." "That's where his fence is?" "I honestly don't know, but I know you can get rid of things." "Get your coat." "Why?" "I'm not leaving!" "Because there's a race meeting and he knows we're closing in." "I think he'll try to shift what he's got left." "What's that got to do with me?" "You're going to identify him for us." "No." "Come on, get up, get up." ""The riders are on the track and parading for race three, and they are led out by number one..." "The next is the grey, Jolly Breeze, ridden by..."" "We're looking for a man in his thirties, possibly in a fur coat." "Will he be armed?" "He may be." "If we get a positive identification, let's isolate him before we move in." "I don't want him shooting in this crowd." ""..mounting a strong challenge on the outside..." Let's hope so." "Go, ten!" ""..it's a fifth win by..."" "Look, that's him, on the stairs." "How much do you think I've won?" "You go and get the winnings, I'll see you in a bit." "Where are you going?" "To get some more champagne." "Excuse me?" "Excuse me, miss?" "Yes?" "I'm Inspector LaPointe with the Police Judiciaire." "I wonder if you'd mind accompanying me outside." "Why?" "I'd rather explain outside." "My boyfriend is coming back with champagne." "He'll be joining us." "Come with me, please." "I want 10,000...for all of this." "Get off!" "Let me go!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Agh!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Thank you very much for coming." "Your boyfriend's name is Jean Tonnelier." "He has a wife and three children, and lives in a two-room tenement in St Denis." "You may have just seen them." "Six months ago he was a foreman on the shop floor at Citroen." "No, that's not right." "Jean and I dine at Maxim's." "And we've had rooms at the George V. The jewellery and coat" "I am wearing today are worth more than you can make in a year." "This man Tonnelier..." "Dacourt." "..would get to know some of the Czechs who would turn up for casual work at Citroen." "He would manipulate them, sleep with their woman, and he heard them talk of the wealthy farms that they'd worked on in the summer in Picardie." "He is a film producer." "He is a ringleader of murderers and thieves." "He kept them high on dope in conditions you wouldn't keep an animal." "No." "He got them to murder and rob the farms they knew in Picardie in order to fund his life at Maxim's and the George V. No." "And you." "No." "And he had a cafe owner called Albert Rochain murdered because he thought" "Albert was about to expose him for what he really was." "How can a man sleep as calmly as Jean if he has done the things you say he has?" "He is like many men, some who commit crimes and some who don't," "he lived a life where other people were not people." "They were just "things"." "And this is the file that contains details of what your boyfriend and his accomplices did..." "..in order to steal the things that you're wearing." "You'll be seeing more of me over the next few weeks, Maigret." "Indeed." "The station master from Goderville is on his way to identify Tonnelier, then we'll be transferring him." "Did she know anything?" "No." "Right." "Were you there when they killed the man" "Were you there who recognised you at the racetrack?" "It puzzled me how he'd got hold of your train ticket." "But I think it was because he was a compulsive gambler who checked the floor for winning slips" "that had been discarded by accident." "The papers that morning were full of stories of a suspect who had taken an unusual train journey to Goderville." "And when your victim checked what you had dropped, he recognised the train ticket and realised who you were." "Is that right?" "He was a nothing." "A little man placing little bets for little winnings." "I saw him pick up the ticket and look at me, and so I set the animal on him." "I want you to know that his name was Albert Rochain and that he had a wife and that they were trying to start a family," "and for all his little bets and little winnings, his life was more successful than yours..." "..because he didn't end up like an animal in a cage, despised by everyone," "with nothing to look forward to except his execution." "I'm sorry, I just have to finish up." "My wife Louise." "Hello." "Please?" "When is your husband's funeral?" "Tomorrow." "We'd very much like to come and pay our respects." "He'd like that." "Thank you." "I'm sorry about what happened to Albert." "He was a good man." "And happy, you know?" "He was always singing, Chief Inspector." "He always wanted everyone to be happy." "That's why he was good at running this place and...working in bars." "And he was good to me." "I'm sure he was." "I knew I was lucky when I found him." "Will you keep the bistro on?" "Absolutely." "For him." "We talked of filling the house with children." "I know." "But we weren't so lucky there." "Supposing you were able to adopt a child?" "Do you think that I might?" "That they'd allow me?" "Would that be possible?" "I know of one who is facing a life in an orphanage." "A baby?" "Yes." "One that very soon will lose its mother." "Maybe some good can come of this, Nina." "It's not its fault... ..who its parents are, is it?" "No, it isn't." "Do you think it would be possible?" "Let's see." "I can ask." "My husband would like it... if I was here with a child." "Mmm." "Goodbye." "Goodbye, Nina." "Goodbye and good luck." "When Albert rang me he said that you and I had met." "Yes." "When?" "Ten years ago." "I was working at a hotel in Dieppe." "You were on holiday there." "All the guests were watching you, secretly talking about you." "I took up some service for you both one afternoon." "Ah." "Albert was very taken that I'd met you." "Will you ask about the baby for me?" "Yes, of course." "Thank you." "subtitles by Deluxe"

"OCTOPUS 4" "Part Four" "This could be written name little girl." "And that perhaps it is and photographer's stamp." "You should send a the laboratory." "What I do not understand is why link has Tindari with this." "Why his wife wanted to give a picture of Faeti?" "And what partnership Tindari and Antinari bank?" "Between Tindari and mafia?" "Between Tindari and International Insurance?" "Do not understand." "If you want to understand, you need a program." "You see?" "On the sheet are a lot of white boxes." "We need to Fill, step by step." "For example, here we mafia, to buy a casino." "Here we put on Tindari, man mafia." "Side, the bank Antinari." "Then?" "Then I need data." "We have the Tano Cariddi, it takes the wife's daughter President International Insurance, who committed suicide less time after that." "Very good." "I want data." "We have casino, covered a click of the battery corrupt an alderman Canopio." "Perfect." "On." "One day, there is a reception Antinari bank." "Salvatore comes and it Frolo shot that on Tindari, casino owner." "It does link, I do not care." "On." "How not interested?" "With many years ago," "Tindari and killed his wife and daughter Salvatore Frolo." "Yes, but here it comes of human feeling are, hate, revenge." "I make another program." "The Frolo we do later." "Excuse me, do not understand." "Mr Commissioner, in life, feelings, money and business go together." "But in a program must choose." "What underlies all this business?" "Money or feelings?" "Money." "When you think about money." "Here's a pile of arrest warrants fresh and hot, signed, initialed and the executed urgently." "Signed by who?" "The judge Silvia Conti." "S back to work." "And yet how!" "Following the vote expressed, current year budget is approved." "Therefore, I declare closed sessions." "One moment!" "Who you are?" "Everyone to remain in place, are Commissioner Cattani at Central Police Headquarters." "Quiet, please." "I read a list of names." "The nominalizaþi are rugaþi to stand up." "Giovanni Agli, adviser for culture." "Mario Bini, Adviser for tourism." "Ettore Gorelli, alderman." "Flavia Mura, alderman." "Abþineþi yourself, please." "Quiet. please!" "Luciano NOVANTA, financial adviser." "Dv're mayor Giulio Paris?" "Come with me." "You are arrested." "coupdetheater the casino scandal." "Deputy Prosecutor Silvia Conti ordered the arrest of several members localboardof Rovi, him an hour and near Milan." "These were Charge of abuse of office." "theycameto prison:" "Giulio Mayor Parisi, adviserforculture Giovanni Agli," "TravelAdvisorMarioBini, financialadviser Luciano NOVANTA, and two advisers others ..." "Is something bothering you?" "No, I'm less tired." "And today I have a day full of meetings." "Forgive me that I long for you." "For me?" "Why?" "We are business partners, both." "So it is, excuse me." "It happens to watch." "I wanted to bring that can break your contract whenever you want, even now." "Now I just to feel less sad." "You can help me." "I?" "I think not." "Not able to bring joy to people." "Want to have dinner in the city tonight?" "Old to forget problems." "This must mean?" "Yes, that." "Well." "On tonight." "On tonight." "I am." "Did you look on?" "amconcerned." "Theinvestigationofthecasino becomes dangerous." "needtodo something." "I have." "Sign." "Yes." "Coming." "What about arestaþii, I move?" "No." "I want to take the interrogation." "Where you going?" "In prison." "Snail wants to see me." "I look tired, and why not on tomorrow?" "Maybe she decided to speak." "Now a while, would you have done it." "You would be expected a written request and then talk to your defense lawyer." "Now you know and not a weather team." "Leading by example sorry." "Come with you." "I want to be alone." "I have to say, tell you in private." "And he?" "He stays." "They fuck the police headquarters, pigs." "But I forgive them all, because know that God helps innocent." "But some do not forgive." "As the man in the van." "You remember him?" " You know the?" " Of course." "I got something from him." "What?" "That!" "Bastard!" "Guard!" "Guard!" "Next time do not get out!" "Remember what you pãþit in the car!" " He wanted to kill me!" " Not only did the scratching." "And houses are?" "Former homes of miners." "There was a salt mine." "What was left?" "There was nothing to remove." "It reached a cave." "A huge hole." "See?" "It's like a muscle Uroi ant." "Miles of galleries." "The whole island is of and a." "Looks like a skyscraper overturned." "Floors dug in deep." "The miners said they go up the city into hell." "May passing ships there?" "Why?" "I told you, is a lot of worthless rock." "It's too far from the world." "Well." "I go, I understand." "What are you thinking?" "In Espinosa." "I want to talk to Falisci." "Maybe it is better to take for a long investigation." "I'm afraid." "A judge would be so to speak, but it's the truth." "Why not go to visit to your husband in Rome?" "Because our marriage is finished, it has gradually faded." "Sometimes, when I think in my life" "I remember only the colors dull." "Pale pink, gray, blue ..." "But around me are only strong colors." "As it's red, the color of blood." "We?" "Turn." " Ccžeii cold?" " Yes, less." "Want chestnut?" "Are fresh." "Hold them in hand, one you warm." "Thank you." "Thank you." "I do not know this cookie." "No?" "Then tell you one wish." "I did." "S secret?" "Yes." "You have so many secrets." "Yes, many." "But so is my job." "I am referring to personal secrets." "Women, mistresses ..." "I do not like mistresses." "I have a wife." "One form." "He and I understand us." " Always Respecþi understanding?" " Almost never." "But you, yes." "Why?" "Because ..." "The others are always at war." "With you, no." "In fact, I wish ..." "What?" "I will fulfill the desire." "It has to do with me?" "Yes." "Then eat your cookies." "Otherwise it meets." "I have to go." "And I do not want." "Take me with you." "I can not." "Why?" "Where you going?" "In an ugly place." "A few days ago, I noticed barely perceptible movements of the hand." "Yesterday, I and uses partially right hand." "Then download and more will come back?" "We may not know." "But you can not recover completely." "Backbone is too affected." "Here it is." "Much wanted to come on to you, but happened a lot of things." "I forgot my promise." "You see?" "It is better." "Little by little, you to your back." "What?" "Want to tell me something?" "Thanks." "Hold." "Help me to die." "No." "I can not." "Do not ask me that." "Need to live." "You have to heal, to be like before." "Forgot your promise?" "We have to go both in Sicily." "How is she?" " What you told people at the lab?" " We wait." "The writing is completely removed, they can not see or electron microscope." "It can not analyze the infrared?" "You're expert?" "Leave him alone." "Can or not?" "We can try, but we need several days for tests of color." " How many days?" " At least 15." "No, you do it in seven days!" "Mr Commissioner, it is impossible ..." "For that picture dead people." "See you in a week." "The doctor says you must to rest my eyes from time to time, but I discovered that without glasses, When everything is cloudy, world gets better." "When you get old, you understand." "So far prefer to see it." "So what you have seen recently?" "A barren island, lost at sea." "An island not worth anything, only if someone wants to hide there some secret, obscure." "Our understanding does not provide to do investigations." "My friends do not want to cede the island without to know what one you use." "Do not know your friends!" "We know DV!" "Doing business with you" "Be careful, after the death of racial, Balance has been tilted in my favor." "There you are vice president, and the Board of Administration" "I have many friends." "If I do not give the island, can block everything." "And where you lead the 500 tonnes of the radioactive waste what you've been entrusted?" "Not remove, look at me right in front." "If you imagine that I played with DV without to have an ace in the sleeves, you have tricky." "I play only to gain!" "From whom did you hear about the waste?" "To give the books away, Espinosa." "We have relationships with the worst criminals in the world." "The people who do not and dirty hands." "Living in houses like this." "We wait for someone like me should not know the biggest deal in Europe?" "Yesterday morning, when I saw the island, I had a revelation." "Berlin is waiting on a train with 5000 tonnes of waste radioactive ready to be removed or recycled." "From Eastern and Western countries." "Are lagging and some iþele Research obscure secret." "Where they seek to discard, and DV have been instructed to find the place." "That's why I have chosen, I had a man who deals with garbage." "You have chosen well." "But first you have to wait answer master island." "And as helping him to choose how, invited him to feast." "Let me hear the proposal." "30%." "Not even talk. 10%." "Which would mean both?" "400 billion per year." "How many years?" "Permanent." "How long will the world." "Until the big fireworks we will laugh at the face of the earth." "Transport which have been informed with such kindness is just the first." "There will be others, and others." "I will give you answer as soon as Our Sicilian friends." "The figure seems acceptable." "Fair, of course." "Hello." "Plecaþi." "This house can not stand ticãlo and take ours." "I expect that from one moment to another walls to fall upon us." "Why did you have postponed the interrogation?" "Because Ms. Conti is not feeling well." "Should talk with DV, Commissioner." " With me?" " Yes, with your Urgent." "Get him in the car, Trevor." "All charges are true." "All I was Pay." "And I." "How you have decided to recognize teþi?" "Others have denied." "Because I accepted the money Fear." "We have threatened us, our families." "But I didn t touch the money." "I put in a wall safe in the bank." "How much?" "I received by 200 million each." "Who gave you the money?" "Canopio, but it's only the messenger." "Above it is another, a man who scares them all." "An important name." "Who?" "Senator Salimbeni." "Salimbeni?" "Are you sure?" "Salimbeni was a part of the council." "He made a casino in our city and he helped him Tindari to win and Tige auction." "Received a split from casino earnings." "Senator?" "You know the things in politics." "People importance Do not ever discover." "Canopio collect them for him." " How is it?" " Two billion." "Which senator has invested in a campaign." "Are you ready to repeat what I have said in front of judges?" "I have confidence." "The only possibility is to acþionaþi alone but you reach high level very high." "We have to go to Rome, in front of the Commis - sion of the fight against organized crime." "Commission President is an honest man." "I'm sure will open an investigation." "But as to convince I need evidence." "That's the key from my box of values." "I opened a few days after the auction for the casino." "In is 200 million." " Go and sleep." " Okay." "Where is the Corrado?" "I headed home somewhat earlier." "Take me to him." "Can the house of Mr Commissioner is secret, we do not have authorization." "I authorize you are judge." "I know, but, with all due respect, not take orders from judges." "Please, Trevi, you need to talk to." "Dv YOU ASSUME responsibility." "Well." "In one house to see some stairs." "Urcaþi, the door says Bruni." "There is." "Thank you." "Corrado." "Open, Corrado." "I am, Silvia." "Who gave you the address?" "Þii me to the door?" "Enter." "Go?" "No, þin suitcase ready." "I remember that are passing by." "Where are you going next?" "Above." "Where everything becomes more complicated." "Where people feel like fear." "I understand." "All have something to lose." "House, wife, children ..." "But I am nobody." "That's why I'm not afraid." "As Faeti." "I do not want to end are the Faeti." "Silvia ..." "Now need to think about are you." "I think of me." "I want to be with me, I want to live." "Let's go in here without one days you feel threatened or pursued." "I love you." "You see this house?" "You saw how they live?" "There is no place for anyone." "Someday, someone with a gun in hand to call the door." "No." "I want to be me one that will open." "Let me remain." "Not me away." "Corrado." "Corrado!" "I came here I address, through you, consciousness of those he reprezentaþi." "There are truths that no one wants to listen." "Truths that it scares everyone." "Even the state institutions whose mission is to find truth." "But I trust in DV, Mr President, and the DV, senators honored." "I know you have courage." "Senator accused Salimbeni that the corrupt, through its intermediary, Canopio, some of the members a city council" "and is accused of receiving bribes from SETIP, company to manage the casino." "But above all accused that the perverse in us ordinary people, idea that policy can be clean and we look on all and requires the participation of all." "That's why I came in front dv the competent authorities and high." "Require the committee to bring to him on Salimbeni senator for his actions." "If that happens, I promise that will come in front of a blank DV, to confirm, with evidence I said the truth." "I have in my key to safe deposit boxes." "This is the first evidence that tell the truth." " I came." " Senator ..." "If you thought I ran in Switzerland, you have tricky." "I am here, still." "Why me and worry?" "Commissioner Cattani aiureazã." "Write." "And in May, and write it." "One of the two." "Cattani is the victim of a maneuver or, and then be expelled from the police, because state employees should not be naive," "Either he's crazy, and then be given out, because we have enough nebuni the state structures." "But if it will be, some say, it was too zealous and imprudent," "I will forgive." "Write." "I will forgive and I will propose to be appointed director of the kindergarten." "To be able to download, telling children all that comes to mind." "One more question, senator!" "skyCommissionto bringtohim Senator Salimbeni for his actions." "Ifthathappens,Ipromise that will come in front of a blank DV, toconfirm,withevidence I said the truth." "Yes." "I found out." "And I am very worried." "Wait a minute." "Even know who said that?" "Yes, one to see what can be done, but it is complicated." "Well." "We are concerned." "What do you want?" "Leave me." "Stay good!" "You have to do what you tell us, you understand?" "Write!" "Write!" "Write what you say, or Do you do bucãþele wife and little girl." "If you do not write, they cut in two as an apple." "With this!" "Go, write!" "Commissioner Cattani forced me to tell lies." "I removed the force bank box keys where I keep the savings." "I'm ashamed for what I did." "I apologize to everyone." "Testimonial bomb." "Commissioner Cattani Senator accuses Salimbeni" "Poftiþi." "Thank you." "Mr Commissioner, you know that, as Chair of the Commission," "I went to a special procedure you can listen." "I did it for esteem and admiraþia me and the committee that we have for you" "And because corruption denunþarea înalþilor functionaries of the state" "My modest goal was always political activities." "But now, the letter adviser Bini casts doubt on all your charges" "What you have to say?" "I?" "I mean I feel guilty." "Yes, guilty of it be deceived Bini adviser that in this country in May there was for men and curajo, for who would not shut up or to accept." "Obviously, I was tricky." "I tricky, Mr president." "Please ..." "Switch." "Bini's letter accusing on Cattani although antaj and intimidation completely change the situation the Commissioner, that the prosecutor is accused." "Baseness of his actions seem unbelievable." "Commission President anticorupþie suspended ..." "Silvia." "What are you doing here?" "Come." "I went to Rome for you." "Say something." "You must tell me." "Say." "It's hard." "I'm listening." "I came to Corrado." "We are hob-nob?" "For a while." "I imagined." "I did not want to hurt your." "But my life has changed, I was changed." "So what is it in addition to me?" "Nothing." "Has less." "Less realistic, less equilibrium less rationale." "I think that makes him fascinating." "Always in the front line, in installments and ee." "Like yesterday in committee." "Like earlier." "Commission will give credit Bini's letter?" "They compelled her to write, they threatened to not speak." "Corrado says the truth." "Have to defend." "?" "I just ask that?" "Yes, because it is a righteous man like you." "I love you really." "I can tell." "Forget you're magistrate and try to influence a member of a parliamentary commission." "Silvia, you?" "You never admit." "You lost your head." "So it is." "And happy." "I do not hold grudges." "N-I could." "I love you." "Commission will need to establish if there is sufficient evidence to request the convening Senator Salimbeni." "Tell your opinion." "No." "Yes." "No." "Commission considers this case closed." "But send the Prosecutor and the Ministry of Interior statement Commissioner Cattani, being of their competence." "CommissionPresidentcombat organized crime notwantto giveany statement in this issue, limitingthemselvesto express and annoyance to the committee fordelicatesituation they were found." "Esteemandadmiraþia for Commissioner Cattani, aswellas itslosses painful family committeeputin adelicateposition, havingtochoosebetweenfactsandRussianinea a decision difficult but unavoidable." "Andtiretemporarysuspension Commissioner came immediately." "Give me money." "butwasofficiallyconfirmed only recently." "Now comes news Affairs." "Give me." "Hold." " I Give you and that?" " Go!" "News?" "They suspended the police Cattani." "Really?" "Today is his last day at police headquarters." "Then I organized a party." "A big one." "You know well it was a setup!" "What would be required Cattani the Bini to lie?" "What interest have Salimbeni accuse him?" "You know what this means suspension?" "In such cases, investigation Discipline is required." "Commissioner wrong." "No!" "I was wrong!" "He did what we should do and November." "He yelled as others and optesc." "I want to cry and I!" "And DV!" "Why do not the public I gathered all the files?" "Why not take an attitude?" "Why tãceþi?" "Are heard." "We must be impartial, not to take a stand." "But Corrado is innocent, know very well!" "Why not move even a finger?" "Why?" "Yes, I know." "Sorry, but I can not do anything." "What?" "Today is not working and you?" "Goodbye, Giugni." "Take care not to get fertilizer and too much." "Who vorbeaþi?" "With both." " We accompanies." " No, thank you." "When Do you get license?" "In a few weeks." "Good luck." "Get and learn." "I wanted to tell you ..." "All I wanted to tell you that ..." "Leave speeches, guys." "The speeches are þin other occasions." "You know what I regret most?" "That I do not pamper to you." "You have deserved it, because you are good." "The best that he and I could wish." "Please?" "I want to talk to Mr Commissioner Cattani." "Commissioner Cattani left." "What?" "Where?" "I do not know, not working at police headquarters." "There is nobody in his crew?" "Nobody." "They left a little early." "Thank you." "What you gonna do?" "Where did you go?" "I do not know, I have not thought yet." "However, it will be an investigation may After that I will be back in service." "Do not worry." "Why not stay here?" "Can we ..." "No way." "Here are children." "I would have to come." "Do not worry baby." "Here you will not find anyone." "What me and you rise and there Vicenzino?" "What are you doing here, Vicenzino?" "Get it here." "There need to do so." "Contour cloud." "Here the and a." "Try me." "A and a." "Or slowly." "Continuous one." "Unfortunately, I must go." "But when I return, I'll make a wonderful gift." "Why go?" "Because sometimes adults not only what they want." "Wed, eg I would like they always stay here with you." "Brother Bernardo to give me a cãmãruþã, and every morning to beat me at the door, let me wake up and bring me coffee." "But you can not." "I'll send more Your postcard beautiful." "Very colorful." "I do not want to leave." "Give me a kiss." "Goodbye." "Children, on the ground!" "Watch out you!" "What do?" "Lift yourself!" "Quick!" "Run toward the church." "You have to fall back." "Go!" "Wait!" "Beautiful, not betray me!" "There had to be home?" "You finished touring at 5." "I worked overtime." "Everything is in order, Mr Commissioner." "Thanks, guys, But I can still be guards." "November oversee house Mrs judge." "A and take care of your" "Okay, thank you." "See you soon." "I Trevi." "How are things going?" "I wanted to take me home." "They said it's too dangerous." "You can stay here." "For a few days." "No." "I do not want to stay here." "I came just to say hello." "I am still entitled to escort." "Stay." "We received response from the laboratory." "They managed to reconstruct the writing of the photo." "Here." "You see the orange patch on the left?" "This picture shows that never been done in the studio, but outside in a sunny day." "On the back I found the most interesting things." "Here." "You see?" "Studio limit, Salem." "It is a city in Sicily." "There should be little girl name." "Lorella by Pisis." "The Pisis ..." "The Pisis?" "Name of Yfter's agenda." "This copy is final." "What are you thinking?" "Sea." "For a moment, forgotten by all." "Excuse me, I broke the spell." "You're încãpãþânatã, and I am crazy that I take with me." "Do not you get me, come alone." "Mafia wants to kill us, and what do we do?" "We come to them." "Do not you scared?" "With you, no." "I'd like to tell you so much ..." "But I find the words." "You to me are leaves, so it?" "You sleep last night?" "What's beautiful Sicily ..." "I forgot." "Were you happy here?" "Yes." "I had my daughter." "Every morning, will have a run up to school." "It had already been high." "But they must cross street, they look at me." "And then took my hand." "And now seemed to feel the heat of the hand." "And behind us was great." "This fragrance." "I feel?" "Do not You find anywhere else." "It's like you, sweet and bitter." "Yes, and it has my stamp." "Is enlarged." "But who-and remember which could be original?" "The past several years." "But the name you know the Pisis?" "Are locals?" "No." "There never lived neither of Pisis." "Look, cockade." "I noticed one." "Look." "What gives?" "You see?" "The Institute at Santa Teresa Semeria." "Pension mãicuþelor." "That's why I did not know the name." "There came the children of all Sicily." "Must be a class picture, and this is a detail enlarged." "Where is the pension?" "At two kilometers from here." "But it was closed." "It remained only keeper." "Good afternoon." "Join." "We expected." "I have the phone to announce me." "Come on here." "Please." "I remember very well Lorella." "I like a book full of stories." "Occasionally a skim and remember the years have passed." "Children are children ..." "Yes." "Mother always told me Lucella "You had to do a teacher."" "Professor ..." "For this to be first to learn writing and reading." "Here are the books." "Join." "It's a little messy, no one is coming." "Records are there." "Excuse me." "A and a." "Lorella was orphan?" "Sure." "You brought a One day, at five in the morning." "Rain, poor little girl was all Wet and wept." "Lucella mother was worried." "He could make pneumonia." "He brought a man or a woman?" "A man." "I opened the door, I saw the little girl, and then back, a man who fled." "A and to do all." "Run because they are ashamed." "Here are the annual photos." " Can?" " Please." "Lorella by Pisis was her real name?" "No." "She received the adoptive family." "Little girl never left us a long time." "Take a look here." "It is." "It is a picture of 1977." "But the little girl never left us seven years." "He was adopted when he was a few months, but the school did to us." "Coming and going back a car." "So was passed in '70?" "Yes, in 1970." "Looking adopþiei exact date?" "Yes." "April, May, June ..." "July ..." "August is it?" "August, right." "I remember perfectly." "Have adopted in August." "The broken page, look." "Yes." "So it is, missing two months." "You know family Pisis?" "I never ever see." "During her stay here little girl until it adopt?" "Some three months." "Three months." "So they brought her in May." "I think so." "Wait, I forget myself." "May 12, 1970." "May 12, 1970." "At night the wife Frolo and daughter were killed." "So Espinosa wants We turn to poison in the veins themselves." "And we should like to answer?" "The island is just a lot of rocks." "Containers of waste are sealed." "Then why not and they þin Germany, France, in Belgium?" "Why throw them here?" "He has importance." "The island is far from Sicily." "You do not want to hear you." "You say and do shit." " I ..." " Shut up!" "You're young, Tano." "You wind your way-good and is easy." "But a storm to come and for you." "Comes to all." "And then you have to Looking and you shelter your land." "You have to understand why someone like me, that could buy half of the world, stays closed here between four walls, on the same glass pieces of the horizon of ten years!" "My only land will be the place where will I be buried." "The island is so beautiful, Tano, and you want to do it landfill." "If not succumb to his island Espinosa, business of insurance International falls!" "Tell that to my land Espinosa accept advice from everyone," "But orders from anybody!" "Family, land, house!" "Use your head and billions!" "Pretindeþi that manevraþi banks, governments, countries, but think that our þãranii vo!" "When I am dead, you can do with it what you want." "Do you give him Tirena island, Sicily, all over Italy to give it if you ask." "But as you are alive, no." "Scholarship was too much." "And now this business with Proper ..." "Nuclear." "Do not follow this road, Tano!" "It's about trillion, not a business that will never end." "Why do not you want to understand?" "Understand, sure you understand." "But you of Espinosa supposed to say no, thank you." "And the International Insurance?" "You are your brain." "Find another way to have them." "And if you are not able, conþopist make yourself an office." "Now plecaþi, both." "You were very kind." "The story that I have said it This is unbelievable." "Here it is." "Who examined the body of little girl?" "A coroner, died of More." "Have to ask you something." "But we are here as unofficial." "Here in Sicily, you appreciate more." "I assume responsibility." "Open the grave." "Other families, Cupola, you say?" "Not yet been decided." "And what do you say?" "My brother is old." "Arrange to speak in front of the dome." "Impossible." "There has never happened." "Arrange to speak in front Cupolei and I have to regreþi." "Bad luck to open a coffin." "Live and you." "Frolo daughter and I live!" "Are you sure?" "Saw in several places." "In Salem, at the Carabinieri, then the season." "He was alone?" "No." "Judge was with him." "Call it the Santuzzu." "Tell him we have the job for him." "Santuzzu." "Santuzzu!" "Your name to the house." "Nothing." "Look, there is no document." "No documents." "The only thing certain is that the man who Lorella came after the car was Tindari." "Description corresponds caretaker." "Tindari." "But why the little girl a cruþat?" "And why it adopted after two months?" "And why he changed his name?" "Maybe because in those days had broken out war between mafia families." "There were hundreds of dead." "Who won?" "Puparo." "After a while, decided to extend to the north" "Tindari and went to Milan." "You have to be taken with him." "You have to seek in Milan not here." "But it does not appear from nowhere Tindari you have a daughter." "He lived with his wife only." "Maybe I took it to another pension." "Yes." "A and had to be." "Silvia, down!" "You brought no word from the beginning." "You see your car seat, gloanþe flours?" "I can not get from me." "If not I would shot you, you were dead." "He shows up next to me." "It would be better not see you, even for a while." "This war does not forgive anyone." "I'm afraid for you." "I do not want ..." "Corrado!" "We want both the same thing." "To understand." "Yes, but ..." "When fired, I thought only to protect you." " If I was single, maybe ..." " You have killed?" "What would be used?" "I do not know." "I want to be free." "I want to do everything my way, understand?" "For a time, not look for me." "Do not come to my house." "Promise me." "What are you doing?" "Still do not know." "I do not know." "End of fourth partially" "Translation:" "Intellect"

"Hold on a minute." " What the fuck?" " Hold on a fucking minute!" "Yo, what the fuck?" "Quit playing with your fucking self!" "Open the door!" "Fuck, man." "Who the fuck is you, nigga?" "Where are you going?" " Backstage." "I'm in the battle." " You can't." " I got a stamp on my hand." " Go around front." " Man, you just seen me..." " I didn't see nothing." "You just fucking seen me." "I went to the bathroom." " He's got a problem with me." " Shut the fuck up." "He's straight, dawg." " He with you?" " Yeah." "Okay." "Cool, Future." "But your boy got an attitude problem." "Come on." "You're crazy, trying to fight bouncers." "The guy's obviously got something against me." "I go to the bathroom..." "Rise above that bullshit." "Hold on, man." "You fucking threw up on yourself?" "Come here!" " Hey, Rabbit." " I know you're ready, Rabbit." " Where you goin'?" " He hurled on his shirt." " Let me see." " Get the fuck off me, Cheddar." "What are you doing, man?" "Come on, it's deal time." "Our clica will be on the map after you whup some ass tonight." "Me and Janeane broke up." " What, again?" " I left her the car." "Come on, Rabbit." "She said she's pregnant." "She's gonna need the car if she's pregnant." "I'll need a place to crash." "You going to stay at your mom's?" "Can I get some fucking privacy here?" "All right, come on." "My bad, man." "If something's gonna happen with this shit, it needs to happen now." "I feel you." "I know exactly what you're talking about." "All right, come on, man." "How you feeling?" " I feel good." " You feel good?" " You sure?" " I'm ready." "Ready, baby." "I want to see you rip that shit, all right?" "Let these motherfuckers know, man." "It's all you, baby." "Three One Third." "Your lyrics are shitty like when I cop a squat" "Who told you to fuck with the mighty Papa Doc?" "For stepping onstage I should rock your knot" "Don't get too close or you might get shot" "You need to call your mama and tell her come get ya" "If she knew him, she could bring your midget pops with her" "I put a hole in your head Like a 12 gauge" "Lookin' like Kris Kross Jiggity jump yo' ass offstage" "I'm a grown man, son I'll slaughter you" "Make your ma wish her fat-ass aborted you" "A lot of hostility at the end of the 45 seconds." "Let me get the mike." "Open up a little bit." "Let everybody see Future." "How y'all feel about Shorty Mike?" "Kind of mediocre love?" "Just all right for Shorty Mike?" "All right, what about Papa Doc?" "All right, Papa, you go to the next round." "Next up is my man Bunny Rabbit and Lil' Tic." "Come on, bring your asses onstage." "We ain't got all day." "All right, enough of the fanfare." " Heads or tails?" " Heads." "Tails." "Choose." "You first." "Lil' Tic, set it off." "DJ, 45 seconds." "Spin that shit." "I'ma murder this man!" "He's the type to lose a fight with a dyke" "They don't laugh 'cause you wack It's 'cause you white with a mic" "You're a laughingstock When will this laughter stop?" "When you and Everlast bitch-ass get popped" "You a wigga that invented rhyme for money" "Watch Lil' Tic spit kick the Energizer Bunny" "Rip the Rabbit head off Toss it to Hugh Hefner" "'Cause I don't play, boy Tell me who's fresher" "LT, that's right Cock the heat and shoot ya" "I'll punish Rabbit or obsolete Future" "My paws love to maul an MC" "'Cause he's faker than a psychic with caller ID" "So that bullshit, save it for storage" "'Cause this is hip-hop You don't belong, you're a tourist" "Put your hockey sticks and baseball bat away" "This here's Detroit 16 Mile Road is thataway" "Whoa, whoa, okay, 45 seconds, very nice." "You did a good job, Lil' Bitch." "I mean, Lil' Tic." "My bad." "All right, next up is my boy Bunny Rabbit." "Hey, talk that shit if you want, but I vouch for this motherfucker." "He's a motherfuckin' genius." "Hit that shit." "Forty-five seconds." "DJ, kick it." "Hey, yo." "Boo!" "Where'd y'all find this nigga at?" "Come on, Rabbit!" "Come on, Rabbit!" "Come on!" "Choke!" "Choke!" "Yo, Jimmy." "Hold up." "Don't worry about it, dawg." "I'll call you tomorrow." "I got to go back inside." "Stay strong, my brother." "You'll rip 'em next time." " Yep." " Yeah." "Next time." "Peace out, Rabbit!" "What the fuck?" " Oh, shit, Rabbit." " Oh, God." "You okay, baby?" "Don't you think you should have called or knocked first or something?" "Phone's disconnected." "I know that, Rabbit." "I gotta get down to the phone place tomorrow." "I've been busy, you know." "Rabbit, what are you doing here?" "How about knocking?" "Me and Janeane just broke up." "I'm sorry, honey." "I thought you had a good thing going with her." " She sleeping with someone else?" " No." "I got work in the morning, so..." "You and Future still at that Little Caesars in Warren?" " No." "I'm at New Detroit Stamping now." " Oh!" "That's good." "What?" "He got fired from a pizza place." " At least I got a fucking job." " Okay, stop it." "Only ex-cons and welfare moms work at that plant." "Baby, are you staying here for a while or what?" "Just for a couple weeks, till I can save enough to get my own place." "Just like Bob Zurowsky." "All your friends still living at home, aren't they?" "What a bunch of fucking losers." " Fuck you!" " What's your problem?" "What's your problem, bitch?" "Don't kick my clothes!" " Don't fucking judge me!" " Why don't you grow up!" " Stop it!" " It's him, not me!" "I've fought guys bigger than you." " Fucking punk." " Stop it!" "Hey, Lily." "Hey, baby." "What are you still doing up?" "You woke me up." "Yeah, I'm sorry, baby." "What'd I do?" " Go back to bed." " Will you sing to me?" "Yeah." "Of course I will." "Come on." "I know this girl" "Her name is Lily" "And it's past her bed" "T-I-M-E" "She goes to sleep" "And she can just dream" "And not have to be" "In a stinky trailer with me" "So when I feel blue" "Don't know what to do" "I look at you" "And I just say" "Good night, baby." "Go to sleep." "If you're going to live here, you have to get along with Greg." "He started it." "You can't fuck this up for me, baby." " You just can't." " Whatever." "No milk." "Can I get a ride to work in the morning?" "Where's your car?" "I left it for Janeane." "You're going to let me borrow your car?" "Nope." "It's your birthday present." "My birthday's not for two weeks." "I know." "But you're still my little Rabbit, right?" "I need to get to sleep." "Bunny!" "What up, doe?" "Heard about you and Janeane." " I thought you might be back home." " This ain't my home." "Why you up so early?" "Up, man?" "I ain't even been to bed." "I came to talk to you..." "I don't got time to talk right now." "I'm late for work." " Can you give me a ride?" " My ma's got the car." "Don't tell nobody I'm living back here, man." "What happened last night?" "I heard you got caught out." "People are saying fucked up shit." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Why are you still going to The Shelter?" "There's nobody there but clowns who ain't got deals and never will." "You need to stay at home." "You know Wink's got you." " Whatever, man." " I'm telling you, I'm on my way." "I'm taking you with me." "You're the franchise, baby." " The franchise?" " Yeah." "I'm taking a fucking bus to work." "Look, I was just on the horn with my man Roy Darucher." " The promo guy?" " Yeah." "Roy's all hooked up at 98." "So what's he need you for?" "What's he need me for?" "Talent, dawg." "You know that's my specialty." "I'm the one that tipped him on Big O, and got that fat man out of flipping burgers at Mickey D's." "Roy liked what he heard, paid for the nigga's demo, and boom, just like that, Big O got a deal, all because of me." " Roy paid for Big O's demo?" " Every penny." "If they thought Big O was hot, wait till they hear B-Rabbit." "I'm building an empire and I'm taking you with me." "You're next." " All right." " All right." "I'll talk to you later." " Call me later, dawg." " Okay." "Up!" "Down!" "Up!" "Down!" " What up, Manny?" " You was late today, Smith." "Yeah, it wasn't my fault." "My car wouldn't start..." "It ain't never your fault." "I don't want to hear it." "I guess this isn't the best timing, but I need some extra shifts." "Are you shittin' me?" "You just started working here." "Hey, Dutton." " Is he shitting' me?" " What?" "You late again and you're fired." " I'm looking for John Latourno." " I can take you." "I don't think so, Smith." "Right this way." "Thank you." "Big wheels keep on turnin'" " Who the fuck is that?" " Greg Buehl." "That dude is practically living with my fucking mom." "They met at bingo." "Wait." "Greg Buehl?" "He went to our school, right?" "I got to save up some money and get the hell out of here." "This shit is ridiculous." "Well, Jimmy moved in with his mother" "'Cause he ain't got no place to go" "Now I'm right back in the gutter" "With a garbage bag that's full of clothes" "Bust it." "You live at home in a trailer" "What the hell you gonna do?" "'Cause I live at home in a trailer" "Mom, I'm coming home to you" "Break it down." "My name is Jimmy, his name's Greg Buehl" "Me, him and you we went to the same school" "This ain't cool I'm in a rage" "He's tapping' my mom We're almost the same age" "On the microphone, I drop bombs" "Look at this car!" "Thanks a lot, Mom" ""Here, happy birthday, Rabbit"" ""Here's a brand new car, you can have it!"" "A 1928 Delta" "This shit won't even get me to The Shelter" "And I can't even say I'm from Motown" "'Cause I'm back in the 810 now" "'Cause I live at home in a trailer" "Mom, I'm coming home to you" "You know there's another battle next week?" "I don't want to hear shit about it." "I'm signing you up." " Man, don't." " Come on, man." "You got to battle!" "Future, I'm not you, dawg." " Look at me." " Listen." "Once they hear you, it won't matter what color you are." "You win some battles," "Three One Third will have the street credit we need." "With you and me as the anchors." "Did you hear that Wink has been talking to that promo guy?" "Yeah, I heard that bullshit." "Wink is scandalous, dawg." "Could be a shot." "You know I'm trying to get straight with the Lord, so I don't like bringing too much negative into my positive world, but Wink is just talking shit." "There'll be no action, just talk." "Sweet home Alabama" "Got a cigarette?" " The dude mentally ill?" " Car accident, man." "He's supposed to get some big settlement check soon or some shit." "Will you hurry up with that thing?" "Try it now." "Give it some gas." "That's what I'm talking about, baby." "We're going out tonight." " Tonight?" " Yeah..." "Fuck last night." "Okay?" "Forget it." "What about being straight with the Lord?" "Come on man, it's Saturday." "I can get straight with him on Sunday." "Hey, B, I got these new beats, man." "You know how much I like your mom..." "Shit, I really, really like your mama, Rabbit." "But she did you no favor when she left you this car." "Fuck you." "Get out and walk." "Hey, man, at least the radio plays." "What's up with this whole East Coast/West Coast thing?" " We got to put Mo on the map." " Yeah." "Talking about the 313." "Man, nobody even knows Detroit is the 313." "313!" "You're from 810, fathead." "We gotta make our own sound." "Fuck everybody else." "Yeah, then we get a deal, go platinum, get cheesed out, and get all the bitches!" "All the hoes." "Do you think I have a big head?" "Why'd you bring that damn thing, man?" "Oh, man!" "Shoot it." "Pinkeye, bitch!" "Let me see." "Let me show you motherfuckers how to shoot something." "Do it, do it." "Okay." "Here we go." "Here it is, here it is." "Take the wheel, man." " The gas, too." " I got the gas." "Hey, Rabbit, get back in the car, man." "Hit the bus!" "Hit the bus!" "Man, give me my fucking gun." "What the fuck is wrong with you?" "Oh, shit." "Fuck!" " Toss the weed, Cheddar!" " Toss the fucking weed!" " What the fuck are you doing?" " The fucking carjust died." "Oh, come on, man." "I told you stupid-ass niggas not to be doing this shit." "That rifle ain't mine." "I don't want to go to jail." "Shut the fuck up!" "I'm fucking serious." "I get claustrophobic." " You were scared!" " You were scared!" "No, you were scared, motherfucker!" "Do you know how many abandoned buildings we have in Detroit?" "How can you have pride in your neighborhood with shit like that next door?" "Does the city tear them down?" "They're too busy building casinos and taking money from people." "Shut your preaching ass up." "Nobody care about that shit." "Did you care when the crackhead raped that girl?" "You think it would've happened without an abandoned house?" " They caught him, didn't they?" " Yeah." "Dumb motherfucker went back to the house." "How stupid could a nigga be." " What's happening under that hood?" " It's a just a short." "Chill out." "I ain't getting back in that piece of shit." "It's a death-trap." "I think Jimmy's mom's trying to kill him." "Yeah, she's so goddamn fine, she could kill me." "Don't be saying shit about my mom or my fucking car, man." "I hear everything." "He a ninja now." "B-Rabbit!" "Okay, it's about time." "Money under the hood Money on the mic" "Freaky girls, here we come" "Yo, let me get a light, DJ." "Oh, shit." "What the fuck's going on out here?" " What's up, man?" "You all right?" " I'm cool." " You sure?" " Yeah." "You the man, Rabbit." "My voice spits the fiery reign" "Try and refrain" "Come on, baby, it's redemption time." "Come on, man." "I be the nigga in The Shelter Eyein' your chain 313 area Bomb and bury you with vengeance" "My rhyme sentences will end your resistance with a rigorousness" "Niggas, I'm serious, delirious 'Cause a curious" "Pause the fury 'cause" "Throw my jaws from devouring y'all raw" "Three One Third, we in the house." "Mac Mitten's finest." "DJ lz, let me get that beat, baby." "Give me that beat." "Hip-Hop Shop, baby." "Come on." "You forced to listen to the individual, the metaphysical" "The Mac Mitten rhyme ritual Heterosexual" "Syllables sound complex to you Lines perplexing you" "With words that put a hex on you Snap that neck on you" "Murder you, boil you We keep a white boy or two" "Let my man grab the mic See how Bunny Rabbit do" "Come on, man." "Come on, man." "Kick that shit, baby." "Come on." "Come on." "Watch that nigga kick this shit." "Speed it up a little bit, lz." "Come on, baby." "All right, look." "Yo." "Yo." "Yourstyle's generic Mine's authentic made" "I roll like a renegade You need clinic aid" "My technique's bizarre and ill I scar and kill" "You were a star until I served you like a bar and grill" "As I cook and grill ya That's all it took to kill ya" "You better recognize me like I look familiar" "Want to battle?" "You beat around the bush" "Like you're scared to lick pussy so you eat around the tush" "I need a clown to push Someone I can bully" "Wait, I don't think you understand fully" "Me without style Is like mustard without Heinz" "I lead the new school You're a Busta without the Rhymes" "I'll crush the shit out your lines" "I'm the Da Sheki Smokin' da leaky leaky" "Ten freaky girls inside the Chin Tiki" "Girl, when you see me, You better believe me" "This ain't a game And pimpin' ain't easy" "Anything goes when it comes to hoes" "I'm the kingpin when it comes to flows" "You better ask someone if you don't know" "When you see me, girl say "What up, Doe?"" "Ten freaky girls" "Ten, ten, ten freaky girls" "Shit." "Look, man." "Listen up now." "Leadaz Of Tha Free World in the motherfuckin' house." "Me and Papa Doc will battle any motherfuckers here." " Yeah." " Told you they were talkin' shit." " Fuck Tha Free World." " Yeah." "Fuck Tha Free World!" "Fuck Tha Free World?" "You Three One Third bitches is wack." "Yo, fat-ass!" "Talking about your man Sol" "I kick you in the chest Pork chops fall out your asshole" "You cats is pussy Soft like wet flowers" "Leadaz Of Tha Free World Here to smash you cowards" " Look at Future..." " Don't start, nigga." "What are you going to do, faggot?" " Who you calling a faggot?" " Don't play yourself, bitch." "Hold on." "Yo, Elvis." "You don't want to step to this." "You need to take that white ass rap back across 8 Mile." "Caught your choke act at The Shelter last night." "Oh, shit!" "What are you doing?" "Put the shit down." " Come on." " Pull out!" "Be cool." "Chill, chill." "Come on." "Yo, lz, it's cool." "It's cool." "Yo, come on, man." "Let's go." "Come on." "I should fuck you up, Cheddar." "What the fuck were you thinking?" ""Fuck Tha Free World?"" "Future said it!" "It's at the Hip-Hop Shop." "Leadaz Of Tha Free World." "Hip-Hop Shop, Wednesday night." "Come on down." "It'll be your only opportunity to blow both of us." "After we go platinum, you won't be able to get to me and Future." "Why do they call you Future?" "I had a lot of names, the most conceited kind." "I was Maximum, Brimstone, Godfather D, Devastatin' D." "Big D, that has a double meaning." "But none of them worked, till I started hosting the battles at The Shelter." "One day somebody said, "You know what?" "You are the future of hip-hop in Detroit."" "So you see, baby, sometimes you got to find your name and other times, your name finds you." "Want to smoke some ganja?" "That's our problem." "If we don't respect our sisters, who will?" "We're doing it to ourselves." "He's my brother." "He don't like pussy." "Rabbit, teach me to write rhymes." "That's how to get the ladies, right?" "Let me out." "Hold on." "Yo, I'm sorry, dawg." "I didn't know Papa and LC were on their bullshit until tonight." "I wouldn't be with them, except I'm promoting a show with them at Hip-Hop Shop." "Those Free World bitches?" "See what I'm talking about?" "Look, they're just one of the acts." "If you want, I'll step out." "You're my friend." "I don't want you mad." "Man, do what you want to do." "Yeah, do what you want to do." "Respect yourself, sister." "God damn." "Don't you ever shut up?" "Why you got to push me?" "Damn, Future." "What the hell is his problem?" " Future?" " Yeah." "He thinks sometimes you talk shit." "Who's he to say what's real?" "'Cause he hosts the battles?" "Ain't that Janeane?" "I thought she was pregnant." "Pregnant?" "I'm out." "I'll be outside." "By myself." "Here's your chance, girl." "Go ahead." "You're Jimmy Smith, Jr." "My name's Alex." "You find the guy you was looking for?" " What guy?" " At the plant." "That was my brother." "I was borrowing a car." "I hear you're a real dope rapper." " A "dope" rapper?" " Yeah." "Who told you that?" "You know, it's around." "If you're so dope, why are you at Dead End Stamping?" " Your brother works there." " My brother's a loser." "And you?" "I work at Intermezzo, saving enough to get out of here." "Bussin' dishes is much better than pressing bumpers." "I won't be there long." " Where are you going?" " New York." "I won a modeling contest." "A judge said he'd help me out." "I just have to get a book together." "What if he ain't for real?" "All I'm looking for is a ticket." "Rabbit!" "You and your friend want to bounce to an after-hours spot?" ""Rabbit."" "Let me ask my friends." "Where are we going?" "My house." " What about your mom?" " Working nights." "That's the after-hours spot?" "Heck, yeah." "Can some of us ride with you?" " Why do they call you Rabbit?" " He's fast and likes to fuck a lot." "Get your hand off my balls!" "Why are you being so ignorant?" "Jimmy!" " What's wrong with you?" " My bad, you guys." "Are you signed?" "Not yet, but I'm working on something for him." "He'll record a demo at MCA." " Really?" " Yeah, but I was..." "If you want to see Jimmy flow, come to the battle at The Shelter." "He's the best!" "Shut up." " When is it?" " Friday night." "Yeah?" "Can I come?" "I'm not battling next Friday, dawg." "You will if she's there." "You want to be the man." "All right." "Just don't push." "We all need to be pushed sometimes." "My bad." "I'm sorry." "You gonna let him push you?" "You can't catch me and you never will!" "Out of my way, freaky girl!" "Wipe your feet." "Hey, wipe your feet!" "You like?" "She's getting out of the D, though." "Negro, please." "That's what they all say." "No, I think she's different." "That chick really blew both you guys?" "I'm a sinner, James." "Come to church with me in the morning." "Hey." "I saw you talking to Papa Doc in the Chin Tiki." " How do you know him?" " You mean Clarence?" "He went to Cranbrook with Christine's brother." " You want to dance?" " Not right now." "Fucking Wink." "Trying to keep us in division with that fake-ass Big Willie wannabe talk." " Nothing wrong with a free demo." " Free comes with a dick up your ass." "Three One Third is real." "What Wink is talking about is wack." "Another example of people's needs being denied by the city." "The media should be all over this." "It'll happen again." "The city don't give a fuck." "What is he talking about?" "The abandoned house where the girl got raped." "It's called an "attractive nuisance."" "It wouldn't still be standing if it were on the other side of 8 Mile." "It could have been Lily." "Burn this shit down to the ground." "That's what I mean." "Fuck, yeah, man!" "Burn this fucking thing down!" "This is the definition of an attractive nuisance." " Come on, let's burn this bitch." " Right behind you." "That's what I mean." "I thought I had matches." "You got my lighter?" " I gave it back to you." " I got one." "Wait, what are you doing?" "No!" "What the fuck, you guys!" "I'm gonna fuck you up, Cheddar!" "Burn!" "Hey!" "I burned the house down!" "The roof, the roof" "The roof is on fire" "We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn" "Burn, motherfucker, burn!" "It's almost beautiful." "When I was little, I wanted to live in a house like this." "You know, how it used to be." "You live with your family?" "I got out of there as quick as I could." "I left home when I was 17." "What about you?" "Sort of the same." "When you record your demo," "I'd really love to be there." "Hey, girl!" "Is it hot enough for you?" "You're going to be great." "I got a feeling about you." "Let's go, Alex." "I'll see you." "See you." "Cheddar, bring your ass on!" "Come on!" "Pesky mosquito!" "Let's see." "Oh, yeah. "And the mirror said, 'Not you, Queenie."'" "Shit!" "What's wrong?" "We're being evicted." "God damn it!" "Come on, Mom." "Not in front of Lily." "I can't let Greg find out." "Fuck Greg." "I'm three months late." " We got 30 days to get the money." " "We?"" "If you want to live here, you got to start chipping in." "Where's Greg's settlement check?" "Get the money from him." "I can't." "He's going to ask me and Lily to move away with him." "Some place nice real soon." "I can't freak him out..." "Mom, stop living your life like this!" "If you cared about Lily, you'd get a job and quit fucking around." "I got to go." "I'll be late for work." "What are you doing with your life that's so great, Rabbit?" "Wink's working on a deal where I can get free studio time to record my demo." "Yeah." "Right." "Bye, baby." "Alex Latourno Hotter than an inferno" "Hotter than a crack house" "Burn internal" "Up!" "Down!" "Why does Manny give me so much shit all the time?" "Maybe because you give him reason to." "Stick to the plan, man." "Just do your work and shut the fuck up." "Up!" "Down!" "Why haven't you called?" "Janeane, I can't talk here." "You'll get me fired." "I'm your girlfriend." "No, you're not." "We broke up." "I'll call you later." "You just left without saying a word." "I left you the car." "Was it 'cause I said I was pregnant?" "I know why you said that bullshit." " You have to go." " I didn't know what else to do." "Tell me why you left and I'll leave you alone." "It's not you, okay?" "It's me." "It's my shit." "I had to go." "Why?" " What are you running from?" " Nothing!" "Would you just go!" "Everyone's calling you a loser from the other night." " Who is?" " Everybody's talking about it." "How you froze up and got booed offstage." "Fuck you!" "Go home." "What was that all about?" "Sorry, Manny." "It wasn't my..." "It won't happen again." "Good." "Don't be bringing that shit around here." "Now get back to work." "Rakim was the first rapper with complex lyrics." "But as far as beats and lyrics go, Biggie is the bomb." "I can't believe y'all talk about complex shit and leave out 2Pac." "Fuck 2Pac!" "Nigga, you crazy?" "Pac's the only lyrical motherfucker out there!" "He's right." "His shit has emotion." " What about the Beasties?" " Fuck them." "How can you even bring them in the mix?" "They bust some serious shit." "Those white boys are more like busters on serious shit." "I won't bump no Beasties." "But it's always easier for whites to succeed in a black man's medium." "Right, B?" "Word up." "It's true." " What are you doing, man?" " Rabbit!" "Oh, shit." "Don't worry, Rabbit." "I got your back!" "Hey, what's up, B?" "You want to fuck with us?" "Get off me." "What the fuck you gonna do, motherfucker?" "Come on, man!" "Let him go." "You want to fuck with us?" "Fuck with us, yeah?" "What the fuck are you doing?" "Where'd you get that shit?" "It's my mom's." "Put it away before you fucking kill somebody!" "Papa Doc had one!" "Put it away!" "Man, put it down." "Come on." "Okay." " Fuck, man." " Oh, shit!" "What the fuck?" "Oh, shit!" "Let's get out of here." "Shit!" "We got to get him to a hospital." " Where are the keys?" " Get the car!" "I got to put pressure on it." "Try not to think about it." "My God." "He shot his fucking dick off." " Did I?" " Man, shut the fuck up!" " Take Gratiot to McDougal." " I live here, too." " I know how to get there!" " Then do it!" "Rabbit's going to teach me to write rhymes." "What were you doing with a gun?" "What were you doing with those fuckers?" "I have a show with them!" "Calm the fuck down, y'all!" "MC Bob." " What?" " MC Bob." " What do you mean?" " Is that a good name?" "What's wrong with Cheddar Bob?" "I like MC Bob." "Right?" "Yeah." "MC Bob." "I got that fat man out of Mickey D's." "Roy's going to interview him at JLB and I'll be there." "It's gonna be on!" "The doctor said he hit an artery, but he'll be okay." "That's good, man." "Where were you?" "Praying." "Is he all right?" "Let's go, man." "Wink told us how he got in with Roy Darucher." "That shit's hot, man." "He's doing an interview down at JLB." "Why are you listening to this clown?" "What?" "You heard me." "Clown." "Why you got to be like that?" "This is a good deal for him." "It's for real." "It's for real?" "Like the time you said your cousin worked for Dr. Dre?" "Or the time you were real tight with the intern in Russell Simmons' office?" " Or how about..." " Shut the fuck up!" "Why are you always giving me shit?" "Is it because I'm making moves?" "Or because your ass is stuck hosting battles for two years." "You're a fucking loser." " Who are you calling..." " Yo, chill!" "What the fuck?" "How can you fight about this shit now?" "I know what you're trying to do to our group." "Suck a dick!" "You little bitch!" "Back down!" "Cheddar's in the hospital and you fight about this?" "So fucking stupid!" "Forget this car, B." "I'll give you a ride to work in the morning." "I'm afraid you've made a mistake." "I don't have any colored girl in my class." "There's Sarah Jane." "There's my baby." "You mean Sarah Jane Johnson?" "Yes, ma'am." "I'm Mrs. Johnson." "Sarah Jane?" "I brought you these..." "You win at bingo tonight?" "No." "You record your demo yet?" "What happened to you?" "Cheddar Bob had an accident, but he's fine." "I'm fine." "You and your friends." "Mom, don't start, please." "It's been a long fucking night." "Tell me about it." "Me and Greg are having problems." "He found out about the eviction?" "No." " The settlement check ain't coming." " No, it's coming." "It's our sex life." "I don't want to hear this shit." "I mean, it's good." "It's real good." "But he won't..." "I don't want to hear this!" "Greg won't go down on me." "Mom!" "Hey, Sol." "Ever wonder at what point you got to say, "Fuck it"?" "When you got to stop living up here and start living down here?" "It's 7:30 in the morning, dawg." " Thank your mom for the car." " All right." "I'm getting so sick and tired of fucking with this steel" "They only give us 30 minutes to eat lunch and chill" "My body aching just to get a buck" "I'm sick of eating shit off this fucking lunch truck" "Nasty-ass food I'm in a nasty-ass mood" "Should have called in sick Shit, I had somethin' to do!" "I can't believe I'm hearin' all this raving' and rantin'" "From Vanessa up here at New Detroit Stampin'" "Need to get your food and take your ass back to work" "You're dreamin' if you think them corny-ass raps'll work" "Look at y'all standing' here freezing like dumb-fucks" "Rappin' and waitin' for food off this raggedy lunch truck" "Who want what?" "Who pumped up to get rolled up?" "I spit venom in every direction Soak some up" "Look at this fat-ass nigga Sloppy sucka" "You a ugly motherfucker Your pops should've wore a rubber" "Stop rhyming Keep your day job, Vanessa" "Next time leave that bullshit home on the dresser" "Speakin' of dresses Take a look at Paul the fruitcake" "When you travel you pack panties in your suitcase" "Made out of lace from Victoria's Secret" "If 10 men came in a cup, you'd probably drink it" "Okay, folks Enough with the gay jokes" "Especially from a gay, broke bitch yourself" "Eh, loc?" "His style's doo-doo" "You've worked here longer than me and I get paid more than you do" "Dawg, take a seat" "Why's this guy standing in line?" "He ain't got money to eat" "Check this out Yo, yo" "He cashed his whole check And bought one Ho Ho" "Fucking homo, little maggot You can't hack it" "Paul's gay You're a faggot" "Least he admits it, don't even risk it" "This guy's starving to death Someone get him a biscuit" "I don't know what they told you, Mike" "You musta had them cornrows rolled too tight" "This job You want to quit, but you can't" "You've worked at this plant so long You're a plant!" "Look at your god damn boots" "For Christ sakes They're starting to grow roots!" "On this mic, you get faded" "You look like a pissed-off rapper who never made it" "Hey, why you fuckin' with the gay guy, G?" "When really you're the one who's got the HIV" "Man, I'm done with this clown He's soft" "Fuck it I'll let homegirl finish you off" "A guy like you would never get a real woman" "Jackass, go jack off That's the only way you comin'" "Looking for your brother?" "I was." "You want to do something tonight?" "Are you asking me out on a date, Jimmy Smith, Jr?" "As a matter of fact, I am." "Why don't you take me somewhere now?" "Come on." "Where are we going?" "You were so good outside." "In line at the lunch truck?" "And at the Chin Tiki the other night." "And that demo thing with Wink." "You're going to get a deal soon." "I feel it." "You was in the parking lot the other night?" "My friends think you're crazy." "Your friends don't even know me!" "Ain't nobody here." "I can't believe he got sent home already." "No insurance, the medical establishment will fuck you." "Where else would he be?" "Just thank God he's alive." "No, thank God he didn't shoot his dick off." "That's why brothers need to get a deal." "Record labels supply niggas with benefits." "Dawg, we get a deal, you can take the fucking benefits." "We'll have Bentleys and Benjamins, not Blue Cross." "I don't give a fuck about that." "I just want to hear Three One Third on the box." "One of them songs on JLB." "We need to save, put it into savings bonds, and build our own studio." " Savings bonds?" " Let me ask you something." "How are we brothers?" "We need fine bitches and phat rides, not savings bonds." "All we ever do is talk shit!" ""We need fine bitches and phat rides."" ""We need to invest in savings bonds."" ""We need to get our songs on JLB."" "Shut the fuck up!" "And we never do shit." "We're still broke and live at home with our moms." "I'm out of here." "Catch you later." "Get your mad, rambling ass in the car." "I hope you get a new ride soon, Rabbit." "Maybe for that birthday tripping ass." "I'll call your mama." "See what I can work out." "I got shotgun, Shabba." "Get in the back, Farrakhan." "Why are you pretending to be asleep?" "I seen you out the window, Bob." "I didn't feel like talking." "Why not?" "I didn't want them making fun of me." "You know what I'm saying, Rabbit?" "Yeah." "You do?" "MC Bob." "Like you see in magazines." "What up?" "Hey, Rabbit." "Where have you been?" "You call him Rabbit, too?" "I gave him that nickname." " Stop it." " I did, when he was little." "He had buckteeth and big ears." "He was so cute." "Like a little rabbit." "Right, baby?" "I got good news." "You brought her to my mom's?" "What the fuck?" "I invited her to my show." "She said we had to come get you." "What was I supposed to do?" "I've been helping Al find a photographer for her book." "All she keeps saying is how much she likes you." "Damn!" "Now check this, dawg." "I heard from my man Roy today that he's gonna be at JLB tomorrow night for the interview with Big O." " So what?" " So what?" "I told him about your skills!" "I said, "Rabbit's your man."" "He said, "Bring him down." "Let me see what he can do."" "If it goes well, you could be flowing at 54 Sound next week." "Can you get your shit together in time?" "I can do it." " My bad, man." " No problem, dawg." "Big time, Jimmy." "Why'd you take off?" "I don't really live here." "So?" "Why'd you take off?" "I just..." "Don't be embarrassed about where you live." "I don't live here." "What's up with you and Wink?" "He's helping me get my book together." "Using his connections." "Same way he's helping you out." "So..." "You have to stay home tonight?" "Yeah, I should work on some songs for my demo." "Okay." "Your mom's getting evicted." "It says right here." ""Tenant must vacate the premises due to non-payment of rent."" "You know about this?" "Morning." "Sweetie, you want cereal?" "I was talking to your precious son about this eviction situation." "Did you plan on informing me?" "Honey, that's a mistake." " You're a fucking liar." " Hey, man!" "Stay out of this, Rabbit." " Don't worry." "I'm taking care of it." " Don't." "Fuck, man!" "What is your problem?" "Don't touch my mother!" "Stay out of it!" "I'm out of here." "I can't go out with someone like you." "You gonna let him say that to you?" "With two homeless kids." "Motherfucker!" "Rabbit!" "Jimmy!" "Please!" "Stop it!" "Stop!" "Fuck you!" "Rabbit, stop!" " Fuck you!" " Stop it!" "Oh, my God." "Lily." "Come here, baby." "It's okay." "Come here, baby." "It's okay." "It's over, baby." "What up, dawg?" "Alex just called." "I got a friend to take pictures of her when she gets off work." "She needs a ride, that's why she called." "Can you drive?" " I'll drive." " The others will be here soon." "Sol's mom's dropping them off." "I hear you're battling tomorrow." "I'm doing what?" "Someone told me Future signed you up at The Shelter." "Who told you that?" "What up?" "Wipe your feet." "Nobody's wiping their feet for yourjunky basement." "Where your mama at?" "Working." "Dear mama!" "Tell her to hang this shit upstairs." "Did you sign me up to battle tomorrow night?" "You heard me." "Don't play fucking stupid." "Did you?" "Papa Doc won last week, so he'll be defending his title." "You got to take it from him!" "You win battles, you get respect." "I don't give a fuck!" "I'm sick of you thinking you know what's best!" "You ain't my fucking father!" "I'm a grown man." " Look, Jimmy..." " "Look, Jimmy" nothing!" "Fuck you!" "I told you not to sign me up!" "So you want to fight me now?" "You ain't the future of shit." "You're just David fucking Porter." "Hey, come on, fellas." "You know what?" "Do what the fuck you want to do." "I don't give a shit anymore." "I really fucking don't!" "You coming to JLB tonight?" "I don't know, man." "I look like crap." "If I knew it was today, I wouldn't have gone drinking after the show." " I can reschedule." " No, I'll do it." " You will?" " I'll always do it." "When will we see your pictorial in a magazine?" "Pictorial's in Playboy." "In fashion, it's editorial." "Shut up, Frederick Douglass." "It's for her book, so she can get a job." "That's one book I'd definitely read." "It'd be the only one." " Don't forget this." " Thanks, guys." "Want me to come up?" "That's okay." "Mom." "Mom, come on, get up." "Come on." "Greg left me." "Damn!" "Get up." "It's okay, Lily." "It's okay, honey." "His settlement check came in." "His settlement check came in." "And now that he's got money, he can't be with somebody like me anymore." "It's Thursday." "I got to go to bingo." "Maybe he'll be there." "You ain't going nowhere." "You're better off without him." "Stop it!" "It's your fault he left me!" "You ruined it!" "You fucked it all up for me!" "Who's gonna want me now?" "Where are we gonna live?" "We don't have any money!" "We don't have anything!" "What am I gonna do?" "What am I gonna do?" "What are you gonna do?" "Lily's out there by herself!" "Why do you have to be like this?" "What'd we ever do to you?" "Get the fuck out of here!" "Get the fuck out of my house!" "Get the fuck out of my house!" "Come on, baby." "Put your coat on." "We're going next door, okay?" "We're getting out of here." " What floor is JLB on?" " Twenty-eighth." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "When we look at Big O, what are we looking at?" "I'm giving you poverty?" "Slums." "That's where I'm from." "So I put it all in the music." " I'm looking for Wink Harris." " Who?" "He should be here with Roy Darucher." "I think they're all in Studio B." "Thank you." "I did anything I could for free, just for the exposure." "No doubt." "Big O, big ups and congratulations, playboy player." "You finally got your record on the radio." "How do you feel?" "Much love, man." "I want to thank you and WJLB for looking out for me like that." "That was much love." "I'm just trying to put Detroit, the East Side, on the map, you know?" "We're gonna do it for real, man." "I hope we'll get a pipeline through here, and the industry will look at us and sign us." "We'll all be eating." "Stop it!" "I've seen you flippin' burgers!" "Yeah, I did that." "I thought I recognized your face." "I know you been..." "Stop it!" "Please, Jimmy, stop!" " How long you been in the game?" " Roughly 15 years." "It's an honor for me to come on and have you do this for me." " I really appreciate it." " No problem." "We're here to represent the D, take care of our artists and take care of home." "I hope you have a successful career 'cause I know you're puttin' it down." "You represent real hard for the 313." "I'm doing it for y'all, man." "This is for Detroit, 313, baby!" "Love!" " Thank you, Mrs. Helgeland." " Any time." "Have a good night." " You have fun?" " Mmm-hmm." "Yeah, I know." "I want you to go inside and lock the door, okay?" "Listen to me." "Go in, lock the door and I'll be in in a minute." " Okay." " Okay, go." "Go!" "What up, bitch?" "Ready to get knocked out, dawg?" "Wink said you lived in a trailer with your mom." "But we didn't believe him." "Come on, Elvis." "Get up." "Get up, bitch." "Get your faggot ass up and fight!" "What?" "What the fuck you looking at?" "Jimmy!" "Get the fuck up." "Stop it!" "Fight me, you punk-ass bitch!" "I could end your shit right now and nobody would even miss your ass." "No, no." "Don't do this." "Come on." "He's done." "Free World, motherfucker." "Don't forget to come to The Shelter tomorrow night." "You little faggot." "I mean, little Rabbit." "Jesus." " What happened to you?" " I fell." "You fell?" "I fell." "Come on in." "I'll make you something to eat." "What?" "I'm your mother." "I want to make you something to eat." "What's the big deal?" "I thought you wanted me out." "You want the fucking pancakes?" "What's gotten into you?" " We're not getting evicted." " Why not?" "I went to bingo." "And I won!" "$3,200!" " You're kidding me." " Nope!" "Our luck's finally changing around here." "Did you mean it about doing the demo with Wink?" "No." "I'm gonna do it on my own." "You know, Rabbit, I think that's the best way." "Hey, Smith!" "Hey, Smith!" "Are you all right?" "I fell down some steps." "You been doing much better here." "Still want the extra shifts?" "Yeah." "You got them." "I need you to work tonight." "I'm a man short." "Tonight?" " Is that a problem?" " No problem." "Good." "Get back to work." "Manny!" "Thanks." "What up?" "Shit." "Waiting on this slow-ass ride." "What are you still doing here?" "Someone's sick, so I'm filling in." "She ain't waiting on me." "I'll be back." "What do you want?" "I wanted to say goodbye." "I'm going to New York." "Yeah?" "And..." "Can I give you a ride or something?" "No, I'm cool." "I'm working overtime." "Saving up for something special?" "Yeah, studio time." "Good." "Good for you." "I was hoping to see you at The Shelter tonight." "But, if you're afraid..." "I ain't afraid of them guys." "I didn't say you were." "Bye." "Paul, would you mind covering for me for a couple hours?" "I can do that." "Thanks, man." "I owe you." "It's Rabbit!" "Hey!" "Rabbit, wait up!" "What's up, man?" "What happened to you?" " You straight?" "Look at your eye." " I'm fine." "Wink said you blew up 'cause Roy Darucher said no to your demo." "He also said crazy shit about him and Alex." "We gonna jump those guys again?" "Fuck that." "I'm gonna battle them." "For real?" "Yeah." "You guys coming or what?" "Cheddar, I can rip you to a shred" "Cheddar cheese There's not a better MC than me" "I'm B-Rabbit, bitch" "Sting like a bee, float like a butterfly" "What am I?" "So what if I cut a guy?" "Did I s-s-stutter, guy?" "Leave you punch drunk From lunch truck to Shelter" "You never felt the wrath of Helter Skelter" "Melt ya, got the belt for the welterweight champ" "You got in with a fake stamp" "Garbage bag full of clothes Still pulling' ho's" "Rip you from head to toe From leg to bullet hole" "Next gun, pull it slow" "Aim at Tha Free World 'fore you let it go" "Instead of, "Oh, I just shot my dick head!"" "Yes, you do got a big head" "I can't call it Cheddar, where's your wallet?" "You're so drunk, you can outdrink the "Alkaholiks"" "Make 'em say, "Damn, Cheddar's the man!"" "He needs a can surgically removed from his hand" "You again?" "It looks like a handicap convention in here." "Crippled motherfuckers." "Don't shoot!" "Yo, let's get the fuck out of here." "I need to get some privacy, guys." "Can I come?" "Hey, man," " I apologize for..." " Stop it." "Don't do it." "I didn't even trip." "Just make sure you flip the script on this shit tonight." "You understand me?" "Thank you." "It's on tonight, Rabbit." " Let's do it." " Let's do it." "All right, all right!" "How y'all feeling out there?" "You feeling all right?" "All right!" "Next up is LC, Lyckety-Splyt..." "Slaughter him." "...and my man B-Rabbit." "B-Rabbit, where you at?" "B-Rabbit, come to the stage!" "Where the fuck is B-Rabbit?" " Where's he at?" " They're calling you!" "You drew Lyckety-Splyt in the first round." " You okay with that?" " Yeah." "I don't give a fuck who it is." "Okay." "Where the fuck is B-Rabbit?" "Come to the stage." "You got everybody waiting." "It's gonna be blazin' in this bitch tonight." "We got a lot of dope rappers, and at the end of the night, one will battle last week's winner, Papa Doc." "This shit will be off the hook, so stick around." "Come to the stage, Rabbit." "Come to the stage!" "B-Rabbit, where you at?" "There he is." "Come on." "Make way for the Rabbit." "Let him through." "Let the artist get to the motherfucking stage." "Come on, B-Rabbit." "Let him up." "You good?" "Choose." "Heads." "You got it." "I'll go first against this choke artist." "You got enough confidence." "Do your thing!" "Forty-five seconds." "Spin that shit!" "Free World, nigga." "I'll tell you something" "Check this out" "This guy's a choke artist You catch a bad one" "You better off shooting' yourself with Papa Doc's handgun" "Climbing up this mountain You're weak" "I leave you lost without a paddle Floating up shit's creek" "You ain't Detroit, I'm the D You the New Kid on the Block" "'Bout to get smacked back to the boondocks" "Fucking Nazi, your squad ain't your type" "Take some real advice Form a group with Vanilla Ice" "What I tell you, you better use it" "This guy's a hillbilly This ain't Willie Nelson music" "Trailer trash I'll choke you to your last breath" "Have you look foolish like Cheddar Bob when he shot himself" "Silly Rabbit, I know why you called that" "You follow Future Like he got carrots up his ass crack" "When you acted up, You got jacked up" "Left stupid like Tina Turner when she got smacked up" "I'll crack your shoulder blade" "You'll drop so hard Elvis'll turn in his grave" "I don't know why they let you out in the dark" "Take your white ass across 8 Mile to the trailer park" "Okay, okay." "Very nice, very nice." "Let me get the mike." "Pretty good." "Hip-hop 101." "Bunny Rabbit, it's your turn, baby." "Forty-five seconds." "Let this motherfucker feel it!" "DJ, spin that shit!" "Come on, Rabbit!" "Don't choke this time." "All right, look." "He's choking!" "Hey, yo" "This guy raps like his parents jerked him" "He sounds like Erick Sermon The generic version" "This crowd looks suspicious" "It's all dudes here, except for these bitches" "So I'm a German, eh?" "That's okay" "You look like a fuckin' worm with braids" "These Leadaz Of Tha Free World rookies" "Lookie How can six dicks be pussies?" "Talkin' about shit's creek?" "You could be up piss creek with paddles, this deep" "You're still gonna sink" "You're a disgrace" "Yeah, they call me Rabbit This is a turtle race" "He can't get with me, spittin' this shit" "Wickedly licking' these shots" "To spiggy, spiggity split lickety" "Now I'm gonna turn around with a great smile" "And walk my white ass back across 8 Mile" "Say no more!" "That's what I'm talking about." "It's unanimous!" "Bunny Rabbit goes to the next round!" "Lyckety, tell your mama I'll be over later." "She can save me a plate." " You killed him." "Good shit." " That's what I'm talking about." "Hold up, hold up." "Next up, we got" "Ox and Strike." "Come to the stage, motherfuckers." "Yo, Rabbit!" "Okay, B-Rabbit." "Call it." "Heads." "Heads." "Choose." "Lotto, it's on you, baby." "You first." " Don't matter." " DJ, spin that shit!" " He's always taking his shirt off." " I'm gonna smash this bastard." "Free World in the motherfuckin' house." "It's time to get rid of this coward once and for all." "I'm sick of this motherfucker." "Rip him, Lotto!" "Rip him, baby!" "I'll spit a racial slur, honky Sue me" "This shit is a horror flick" "But the black guy doesn't die in this movie" "Fuckin' with Lotto You got to be kiddin'" "That makes me believe you've no interest in livin'" "You think these niggas gonna feel the shit you say?" "I got a better chance joining the KKK" "On some real shit, though?" "I like you" "That's why I didn't want to be the one you commit suicide to" "Fuck Lotto Call me your leader" "I feel bad I gotta murder that dude from Leave it to Beaver" "I used to like that show Now I'm in fight-back mode" "Oh, well If you got to go, you got to go" "I hate to do this I'd love for this shit to last" "I'll take pictures of my rear end So you won't forget my ass" "All's well that ends okay" "So I'll end this shit with "Fuck you, but have a nice day!"" "Whoa, okay, okay." "Can't be mad, can't be bad." "You killed that fucked-up white boy." "That ain't shit." "Settle down." "Give the man a chance." "Bunny Rabbit's up next." "All right, B-Rabbit." "You got the mike." "It's on you." "You know what to do." "DJ, spin that shit!" "You got something?" "You can't fuck with us!" "Let's see what you got." " Come on, Rabbit!" " Get him!" ""Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver"" "So was Eddie Haskell, Wally and Miz Cleaver" "This guy keeps screaming He's paranoid" "Quick, someone get his ass another steroid" "Blah-biddy, bloo-blah blah-blah-biddy, bloo-blah" "I ain't hear a word you said Hippety hoo-plah" "Is that a tank top or a new bra?" "Look, Snoop Dogg just got a fuckin' boob job" "Didn't you listen to the last round, meathead?" "Pay attention You're saying the same shit he said" "Matter of fact, dawg Here's a pencil" "Go home, write some shit Make it suspenseful" "Don't come back 'til something dope hits you" "Fuck it You can take the mike home wit' you" "Lookin' like a cyclone hit you" "Tank top screaming, "Lotto, I don't fit you!"" "You see how far them white jokes get you" "Boys like, "How's Vanilla Ice gon' dis you?"" "My motto:" "Fuck Lotto" "I'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow" "It's real as it feels!" "Hold on!" "That was some close shit." "Let's see what's poppin'." "How y'all feel about Lotto?" "Okay!" "B-Rabbit?" "Let's do it again." "It's hard to judge." "We'll start with Lotto." "Okay, lotta love, lotta love!" "What about B-Rabbit?" "Say no more!" "B-Rabbit advances to the next round!" "He goes to the finals against Papa Doc!" "That's the way it's going down." "Okay, check this." "Fifteen minute intermission." "Make sure you tip the bartenders." "Fifteen minutes." "You did your thing, man." "That's okay, 'cause Wink got more than seven digits from your bitch!" "You did it, kid." "Fuck him." "Fuck Lyckety, man." "That Beaver line almost killed me." "But you flipped it." "You got it, man." "You're a fucking genius." "Make sure you serve this clown in the next round for me." " Whup Papa Doc's ass!" " He's got no vocabulary." "You worried about what he'll say?" "What do you mean?" "About Wink and that Alex bitch getting it on, and them beating you up and giving you a black eye and shit." " Cheddar!" " Fuck that." "Listen to me." "You're making history tonight." "Yeah, he ain't nothing." "You got it!" "You got this." "All right." "You know what's happening." "It's the championship round." "Yes, believe it's real." "It's time." "We got Papa Doc and we got B-Rabbit." "I don't have to stress how important this is." "It's the championship." "This motherfucker is what we came to see." "That's why the fuck we're in the D." "We represent." "We at The Shelter." "It's real." "I hope you're all ready." "This shit is about to be crackolatin' in here." "Hold on." "Let's do the coin toss." "As Papa Doc is defending champion, you get to choose." "What do you want, heads or tails?" "Heads." "Okay." "Who goes first?" "Let that bitch go first." "I can't believe my ears." "A lot of hostility." "Papa's got a lot of anger." "All right, check this out." "We got new rules." "Being it's the championship round, each of these cats gets a minute and a half apiece." "I don't know what'll happen!" "B-Rabbit, you know what to do." "DJ, kick that shit." "Now everybody from the 313" "Put your motherfuckin' hands up and follow me" "Everybody from the 313 Put your motherfuckin' hands up" "Look, look" "Now while he stands tough" "Notice this man did not have his hands up" "This Free World's got you gassed up" "Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?" "One, two, three and to the four" "One Pac, two Pac, three Pac, four" "Four Pac, three Pac, two Pac, one" "You're Pac, he's Pac, you're Pac none" "This guy's no motherfuckin' MC" "I know everything he's got to say against me" "I am white I am a fuckin' bum" "I do live in a trailer with my mom" "My boy Future is an Uncle Tom" "I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob" "Who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun" "I did get jumped by all six of you chumps" "And Wink did fuck my girl" "I'm still standing here screaming "Fuck Tha Free World"" "Don't ever try to judge me, dude" "You don't know what the fuck I've been through" "But I know something about you" "You went to Cranbrook That's a private school" "What's the matter, dawg?" "You embarrassed?" "This guy's a gangsta?" "His real name's Clarence" "Clarence lives at home with both parents" "Clarence's parents have a real good marriage" "This guy don't wanna battle He's shook" "'Cause ain't no such thing as halfway crooks" "He's scared to death" "He's scared to look in his fucking yearbook" "Fuck Cranbrook" "Fuck a beat I go a cappella" "Fuck a Papa Doc" "Fuck a clock Fuck a trailer" "Fuck everybody" "Fuck y'all if you doubt me" "I'm a piece of fuckin' white trash I say it proudly" "Fuck this battle I don't want to win, I'm outtie" "Here, tell these people something they don't know about me" "Papa Doc, what are you gonna do?" "DJ!" "A minute and a half!" "Spin that shit!" "Spin that shit!" "Crook!" "Yo." "We got a new champion!" "B-Rabbit!" "Let's roll, man." "Fuck Free World!" "313!" "B-Rabbit!" "Three One Third is in the house!" "Don't get it twisted, this is my man here!" "This is my man right here." "Where we headed, Rabbit?" "We're on our way." "We're gonna get that big deal soon!" "Then we'll get all the bitches!" "All the bitches." "Where are we going?" "I'm going back to work." "Work?" "Get out of here." "You ain't going to work." "You the man now." "You ain't got to work." "Fuck Wink!" "Fuck Tha Free World!" "We are the shit!" "What's up?" "Hold on." "Man, I've been thinking." "We should host the battles together, you know what I'm sayin'?" "No." "That's you, dawg." "Come on." "Tell me you don't want to host with me." "You'll have everybody looking up to you, everybody'll know who you are." "Yeah, but..." "I think I need to just do my own thing, man." "You know?" "Yeah, I think I do." "All right, Rabbit." "Peace out, Rabbit!"

"In New York City's war on crime, the worst criminal offenders are pursued by the detectives of the Major Case Squad." "These are their stories." "Stronach:" "Joel." "Yeah." "This is Rick." "He's taking over your route on Monday." "Yeah, sure, how are you doing?" "Stronach:" "Rick's gonna ride along with you today." "I thought we were doing that tomorrow." "Tomorrow Rick's got his physical." "You pay attention." "Joel knows all the shortcuts." "I'm not worried, all right?" "It's gonna be what it's gonna be." "Hey." "MR. MILLER:" "Luke!" "Wait." "What?" "I want you at work at 2:00." "Dude, we're good." "Mr. Halliwell likes to check the shipment himself." "If he's not here to sign for it, you don't deliver it, got that?" "Uh-huh." "You can put those over there." "(BEEPING)" "RICK:" "Tepper." "His last name was Tepper." "JOEL:" "No, I don't know him." "Why're you turning?" "Shortcut." "Geez!" "Hey, what's the matter with you?" "What's the matter with you, assface?" "Rick, let it go." "This little punk thinks he owns the streets." "Excuse me." "Keys." "Rick, they just want the drugs." "We stay cool, we're gonna be okay." "Shut up!" "You talk, I waste him." "Hurry up!" "These, too." "Go." "Go, go, go." "Okay." "Okay." "We're gonna be okay." "Hey!" "You talked." "Witnesses saw three males, late teens, early twenties." "One on a skateboard, and one on a bike, one driving a van, dark gray, dark blue or black, take your pick." "No one grabbed the plate numbers." "The shots came from this side." "Which one was standing here?" "The bicycle guy." "He was covering the passenger, probably shot him first." "Maybe the passenger was the bigger handful." "Or a bigger question mark than the driver." "Their last delivery was at Houston and Pitt." "The next one was on the Bowery at Prince." "He had no business being on this street." "Unless the driver had his own delivery schedule." "Maybe Joel was showing the new guy a shortcut." "Joel couldn't sit still in traffic for more than 10 seconds." "He was always looking for a shortcut." "Did he know he was gonna have a passenger today?" "No." "It was a last-minute thing." "So what's the damage here?" "Well, all I can see that's missing are four boxes of somatropin." "Somatropin." "That's human growth hormone." "Athletes use it to bulk up." "That's not a legal use of the product." "How much were the four boxes worth?" "A little over half a million dollars." "Now, the boxes were ordered by four different pharmacies." "It's interesting how they all turned up on the same day." "That's because they were all ordered on the same day last week." "By four different pharmacies?" "That's a little too interesting." "Could Joel have faked these orders?" "No." "The company has safeguards." "The orders have to come directly from a licensed pharmacist." "Maybe Joel had a helper in one of these pharmacies." "Xavier's worked for me for three years." "I know his wife, his children." "He's a good person." "You know anybody else who has access to your order forms?" "No." "Could I see this phony order?" "I actually placed this order for somatropin." "It's not a forgery." "You just remembered you ordered it?" "Well, I had a flood back here last month." "Defective fire sprinklers." "Had to replace a lot of my stock." "Now seeing the paperwork reminded me of the somatropin." "I'm sorry for the confusion." "Was there anything else?" " No." "Thanks for your help." " Sure." "GOREN:" "Well, Mr. Halliwell," "I just wanna make sure that I'm reading this right." "It says here, somatropin is contraindicated for people with diabetes." "What happens if they take somatropin?" "Well, without a doctor's supervision, you run the risk of diabetic coma." "That's what I thought." "Thank you." "We need to call some hospitals." "We've had four young males with severe diabetic episodes in the last 48 hours." "We still don't know what triggered them." "You might wanna try and look for somatropin." "Are any of the kids still here?" "Only one, Ryan Hendrickson." "His friends brought him in seven hours ago." "He'd already slipped into a coma." "We've stabilized him, but we haven't determined how much damage there's been." "EAMES:" "Are his friends still here?" "His parents are in the waiting area." "And there's a young woman." "She was with him when they brought him in." "WOMAN: (OVER PA) Dr. Johnson, please call extension 2198." "Miss DeSantis?" "Can we speak to you over here?" "We need to find out what happened to Ryan." "His diabetes messed him up." "He took something just before, right?" "Something he wasn't supposed to?" "Melinda, we think Ryan took a growth hormone called somatropin to help him build up his muscles." "That's why he's in a coma." "We need to know where he got it, so other kids don't end up in the bed next to him." "Ryan injected this stuff he got from this guy Lane." "Lane Ruddock." "Lane said Ryan needed to get bigger and stronger." "Why?" "Was Ryan doing sports?" "He wrestles." "On a team at school?" "It's not a school thing." "(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)" "Come on!" "Dude, if you gotta clothesline him, sell it." "Don't just stand there, move into him!" "And, Jace, you have got to sell getting hit." "Grab your throat like you got a badger stuck in there." "Come on, give me the face of pain." "Sell it." "You Lane Ruddock?" "What, the neighbors again?" "Look, we got a right to wrestle, okay?" "It's safer than hockey." "What do you mean, this?" "We don't have a problem with this." "In fact, I've always wanted to try it." "Come on, come on." "Climb in with me?" "It's okay." "Look, what're you people doing here?" "You know, what's that move..." "You know, the one where you take the other guy, you spin him over the top of your head?" " What, the flying helicopter?" " Flying helicopter." "And then you plant him head down on the mat, it's so extreme." "You know, I'm surprised more guys don't end up like, well, your buddy Ryan, in a coma, on a respirator." "What?" "Hey, look, I had nothing to do with it." "FORTELLI:" "Detectives." "Who are they?" "Those are our buddies." "They're searching your parents' house." "We found 1 box." "Two-third's full." "The somatropin, where are the other 3 boxes?" "Hey, buddy, you better answer her question, or you're going smackdown for two murders all by yourself." "I didn't kill nobody, okay?" "I swear." "Those guys, they fronted me 1 box." "That was it." "It was just 1 box." "Excuse me." "Could you get that box for me, up on top?" "Thank you very much." "Drop the box." "What's going on?" "What're you doing to my son?" "Arresting him." "Seems he went into the pharmacy business for himself." "We have Lane Ruddock." "We have the box of stolen somatropin you sold him." "We have an eyewitness who puts your van at the crime scene." "Am I forgetting something?" " The sneaker." " We have a sneaker print in your van that matches a sneaker print in the cargo area of the truck." "That's it for now." "We'll have an update once we grab up your accomplices." "You know, I don't wanna tell you anything you already know, Luke, but this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you have here to tell us your story." "Now this opportunity has the shelf life of, like, one, maybe two hours." "By then, we'll have all your buddies in custody." "Oh, the tales they will tell." "None of them with a happy ending." " An hour, Luke." " Two at the most." "BARNETT:" "Hang on a second." "BARNETT: (WHISPERING) Do I have your permission to talk to them about it?" "My client's ready to cooperate." "He had no prior knowledge of any plan to kill the drivers." "He wasn't even aware his accomplices were armed." "He didn't come forward before because..." "Because he was afraid for his life." "We know all the disclaimers by heart." "What does he have to say?" "Nothing, until the DA signs off on the agreement, which is as follows:" "20 years in a medium-security facility in return for his testimony and his plea to second-degree robbery and 4 counts of forgery." "4 counts of forgery?" "4 boxes, 4 forged order forms, 4 counts." "Do I need to repeat anything?" "No." "We'll be right back." "That's a deal I can live with." "What?" "The kid's copping to forging 4 order forms." "One of the pharmacists, Halliwell, he told us his order was legit, it wasn't forged." "One of them's lying." "My bet, it's not this kid." "Just got the good word." "His accomplices are in custody." "Two weapons recovered." "One's the same caliber as the slugs from the victims." "The kid's stuck to his story." "He dummied up 4 orders of growth hormone, including the order from Halliwell's Pharmacy." "If Halliwell didn't order this stuff, why tell you he did?" "Because if he told us the truth that the order was faked, he knew we'd be back." "He knew he'd have to testify, he knew he'd be under more scrutiny than he wanted." "What do you think he's hiding?" "Mr. Cardenas, is Mr. Halliwell here?" "No." "You just missed him." "Oh, rats." "So, maybe you can help us with some information about this flood, with the sprinkler system." "You should wait for Mr. Halliwell." "It's not that complicated." "The flood was just back there where you keep all the prescriptions?" "Yes." "Well, the sprinkler system runs through the whole store." "Why wasn't the whole place flooded?" "Well, Mr. Halliwell said that the back sprinklers are on a different waterline than the front." "Excuse me, but..." "Don't worry, he does this all the time." "Were you here when the sprinklers went off?" "No." "It happened overnight." "Mr. Halliwell was already mopping up when I got in on Saturday morning." "Do you know why they went off?" "Well, he said it was 'cause they hadn't had the scheduled maintenance done on them." "Something about, you know, insurance not paying." "Was there a lot of damage?" "Well, yeah, the whole back was wet." "We lost a lot of inventory." "How much?" "Well, I don't know." "Mr. Halliwell took care of that." "He's the one who keeps track of the inventory?" "For the prescription medicines, yeah." "Thank you." "And who fills out the prescription mostly, you or Mr. Halliwell?" "I count out the pills." "And I do the ointments." "Mr. Halliwell does the fluids, IV drips, cancer meds." "It's very toxic stuff." "Hey, what are you doing." "You're gonna set that off." "It's not going off because there's no water." "Your boss disconnected the front sprinklers from the water line so when he set off the sprinkler system, only the back of the store got wet." "Mr. Halliwell did it on purpose?" "Why?" "Why don't you just tell us what you saw that Saturday morning?" "Just that everything back there was all wet, that's all." "Where were the drugs?" "I don't know." "He told me to take the rest of the day off." "When I got back on Monday morning, everything was back on the shelves." "I got my file on Halliwell over here." "He put in a big order six weeks ago, I know that." "You sure you don't want any cake?" "It's really good." "No, thank you." "Sorry to pull you away from your birthday party." "Every year I tell my assistant, "Please, no parties."" "But, hey, what can you do?" "Just smile and eat cake." "Yeah." "So what did Halliwell order?" "Oh..." "Doxorubicin, gemcitabine, dactinomycin, ifosfamide, BCNU." "What kind of drugs are those?" "Chemotherapy drugs." "Cancer." "Did he order any other drugs?" "No." "Oh, he said a fire sprinkler went off, and his supply of chemo drugs got contaminated." "Just the chemo?" "That's what he said." "Well, our records show he bought almost $180,000 worth of drugs from you." "Mmm-hmm." "Is that considered a large purchase?" "Well, it's triple the amount he bought from us in the previous quarter." " $60,000." " Mmm-hmm." "Why such a big jump?" "Well, I did my homework." "I put together that he sold 4 times more chemo drugs than he was buying from me." "I was losing business to a competitor." "A competitor?" "Do you know who?" "Well, he wouldn't tell me." "When did you have this conversation with him?" "About two months ago." "You know, on second thought," "I think I'll have a piece of cake." "Be right back." "This competitor he's worried about?" "There isn't any." "He's Halliwell's only supplier." "So Halliwell's doing a neat trick, turning $60 grand worth of cancer drugs into over $200,000 in sales." "His customers might not think it's so neat." "Jim, I'm sure you realize that commitments were made based on the one you made to us." "And I intend to live up to it." "I'm glad to hear that." "I never expected any less from you." "I just need to renegotiate the terms." "The amount of the gift every month, it's just too much." "How much would you be comfortable with?" "I need to cut it by half." "I really need some relief here." "I'll see what I can do." "People consider you someone they can count on, Jim." "You don't wanna risk disappointing them." "How did you people get my name?" "EAMES:" "From the state Medicaid." "You and your wife have your prescriptions filled at Halliwell's Pharmacy?" "It's just me now." "My wife passed away two months ago." "We're very sorry." "Mr. Lowell, if you don't mind our asking, what did she die of?" "Claudine died of ovarian cancer." "She was diagnosed two years ago last March." "She had surgery and..." "Then she went on chemo." "Here." "Smell this." "It's a brandy wine." "We planted them three months ago." "That was the last day she was outside." "What was your wife's prognosis when she was diagnosed?" "They said that she could beat it, she was in the early stages." "And there was no sign of improvement during the two years?" "No." "The cancer just spread." "It got worse." "The suffering, the pain and the nausea." "What did her doctor say?" ""Every cancer is different." That's what he said." "Then he'd go and write another prescription." "You didn't happen to keep any of them?" "(CHUCKLES) No." "What would I do with that stuff?" "I mean, it didn't do us any good when Claudine was alive." "Two years from diagnosis to death, with a survivable cancer, a full course of chemotherapy." "And her doctor's giving her good odds." "Yeah, odds don't mean anything when the medication you're taking might as well be water." "That's Halliwell's neat trick." "He's diluting the drugs." "We talked to the families of eight of Halliwell's customers who died of cancer." "They all said the same thing." "There was no improvement, the medications weren't helping, the cancers just got worse." "How long has he been at it?" "We checked the drug company's records and Halliwell's sales records." "He's been selling more cancer drugs than he's been buying for at least four years." "We could be talking about thousands of diluted prescriptions." "And hundreds of deaths that might've been prevented." "What about the drugs Halliwell is dispensing now?" "They're at full potency." "His conscience finally got to him." "More likely the drug company salesman did, when he told Halliwell he noticed the discrepancy between his sales and his purchases." "That's why he had the flood." "Making a case against him solely on the basis of sales records will turn into the battle of the bean counters." "We need physical, medical proof he diluted those prescriptions." "None of Halliwell's customers thought of saving a sample of their old prescriptions." "The dead ones might've." "Since I needed soft tissue for the tests," "I only looked at people who died in the last six months." "Of those, I identified 14 cancer patients who statistically should still be alive if they'd received the right dosage of chemotherapy." "Nine families gave me permission to exhume the bodies." "Only nine?" "Well, you must have some bedside manner." "There's a reason I work with dead people." "After putting their livers under the microscope, here's what I have." "Five had very low concentrations of chemo drugs, 75% lower than it should have been, had they been getting the dosage they were prescribed." "And the four other victims?" "Well, the results on three were inconclusive for a variety of reasons." "On the other hand, number nine showed an unusually high concentration of the drugs doxorubicin and ifosfamide." "This number nine actually have a name?" "LOWELL:" "The medical examiner just told me they wanted to do some tests on Claudine, to see how the medicine she was taking affected her cancer." "I said if it's gonna help somebody else, sure, go right ahead." "EAMES:" "You don't want anybody going through what she did." "No, ma'am." "You were frustrated and angry the drugs weren't working." "Yeah." "It must've been discouraging for the both of you." "Anyone in your position..." "You might, at some point, think that death was inevitable." "Mr. Lowell, there's no easy way to say this." "We think we know why the drugs weren't working." "We believe Mr. Halliwell was diluting them for profit." "Your wife never got the full dosage, Mr. Lowell, or the full benefit of the chemotherapy." "You thought we were gonna say something else, didn't you?" "That we found out that your wife died of a massive dose of cancer drugs." "Doxorubicin and ifosfamide." "Maybe that the pain was unbearable, the drugs weren't working." "You had no way of knowing that Mr. Halliwell was diluting them." "So, you thought that you would do the one thing that would stop Claudine's agony." "So you and your wife, you made a decision." "And you used the rest of the medicine that she had left and injected it in her IV." "Oh, God." "Oh, my God." "I killed her..." "I killed her for nothing." "Oh, God." "You know I hate hypotheticals." "If there's a factual basis to your question, then let's deal with those facts." "Like, hypothetically, if one of the nine exhumed bodies died as a result of an assisted suicide, then, yes, that's murder." "And, yes, I'd be duty-bound to prosecute it." "Well, then, forget we brought it up at all." "It's not that easy." "If we use the other eight exhumations against Halliwell, there is no legal way to hide the results of the ninth," "from me or anyone else." "Like you, I'd hate to put some poor widower in jail, but once the cat's out of the bag, I have no choice." "Well, then we don't use the exhumations at all." "Those exhumations are good evidence against Mr. Halliwell and I will be using them." "So we can't convict Halliwell without sending Lowell to jail." "Apparently not." "If it weren't for him," "Lowell and his wife would never have even considered suicide in the first place." "Carver says he has no choice." "Let's give him one." "Let's give him better evidence against Halliwell." "Look, I was noticing here." "Some of the pharmacy's customers have the same address." " The Brightest Star Home." " Sounds like a nursing home." "It's up in Westchester." "Halliwell's home turf." "He's even ripping off his neighbors." "(STUTTERING) That's what's interesting." "According to the Medicaid records," "Mr. Halliwell was practically giving the meds away to these people." "Mr. Halliwell has been filling our prescriptions for our residents for many years." "At less than cost." "That's our arrangement with him." "An arrangement." "Does he have a financial interest in the home?" "No." "I see there's a Reverend Mills, heads the board of your trustees." "Are you owned by a religious group?" "We are a nondenominational residence." "But you're owned by a religious group." "The Church of the Sacred Redeemer." "Are you a member of the church?" "I'm an elder." "And Mr. Halliwell?" "He's an elder also." "So supplying drugs to the residents here, that's his gift to the church." "And this arrangement, that's a pledge he made?" "A very generous pledge, yes." "A couple thousand dollars prescriptions a month doesn't sound very generous, especially from a church elder." "There's more to it than that, right?" "Jim Halliwell has pledged" "$1.5 million toward a recreation center." "$1.5 million bucks." "When did he make this pledge?" "Four years ago." "His generosity to the church has set a terrific example." "I see it's inspired your employees." "These charities they're involved in," "AIDS babies, the indigent sick." "One of the employees collects clothing and other items from the residents." "Yes, once they've passed away, whatever the family doesn't want." "Whatever's in the room, whatever would normally get thrown away." "Yes." "Could we meet this employee, you know, to give him a, you know, "attaboy"?" "Kenny'll be home from school next week." "He still doesn't know what he's gonna do with his degree." "So, I would really appreciate if you'd talk to him, give him some career guidance." "Well, that would be fine." "Just have him give me a call." "Good stuff." "Thank you, Jim." "Penny." "See you on Sunday, Reverend." "That's quite a compliment, sending you his son for advice." "The Reverend told our committee he's diverting funds from the volunteers' bazaar to the planning group for the recreation center." "Why is that?" "He said some people weren't living up to their pledges." "He told me to talk to you about it." "Oh, for heaven's sake." "What's going on, Jim?" "Business has been off, and I told him I had to cut back on our monthly giving." "We can't." "We made a commitment." "Well, it's not forever." "We're not the only ones." "Other people have had to cut back." "Other people buy pews." "We're building a recreation center." "What kind of example are we setting?" "Well, we can make it up to them in other ways." "We can volunteer more time at the church." "We don't just go to church with these people, Jim." "We're on the PTA with them, the chamber of commerce." "You want everyone to know we're pleading poverty?" "We're not poor." "Jim, people respect us." "They look up to us." "They like us, our kids." "We can't back out." "DREW:" "I only take what the families let me and I give it to homeless groups, shelters for runaways, battered women." "What else besides clothes?" "Old purses, unopened toiletries." "Clock radios." "Sure, yeah." "Small appliances, kitchenware, everything gets used." "What about over-the-counter medications, like aspirin?" "Sure, vitamins, cold medicines." "Prescriptions?" "No." "No, we have to throw those away." "That's expensive stuff." "I mean, all this is nice, but those medications can save people's lives." "You see first hand how people suffer just because they can't afford the right medications." "Like doxorubicin, and interferon, and aldesleukin." "I know what you mean." "GOREN:" "You do?" "When someone dies at the home, of cancer, the drugs that they have left, they just get tossed away, doing no one any good?" "I mean, aren't you a little tempted to slip them in your pocket, and make sure they get to the people who really need them?" "That's against regulations." "But it crosses your mind." "How about..." "Mrs. Barlowe who passed away 3 days ago?" "They told us she was taking aldesleukin, for renal cancer." "That's a treatment for AIDS, isn't it?" "And you just threw it in the trash?" "Yes." "Then it would've been in the dumpster when we checked." "You see, we did a little dumpster diving." "It's pretty nasty." "(HANDCUFF CLICKING)" "But we didn't find any of Mrs. Barlowe's medications." "Well, look, maybe society thinks what I'm doing is illegal..." "But it's not immoral." "GOREN:" "How old are these prescriptions?" "Some of them might've been filled a couple of months ago." "I thought these drugs could help people." "Not these drugs." "We were able to recover eight more chemo prescriptions that came from the rest home." "Of the 23 we had tested, half were diluted." "The labels are partially scraped off, but they're still identifiable as coming from Halliwell's Pharmacy." "It's a fine piece of detective work, but I can't use it." "The medications have been through too many hands." "I couldn't prove to a jury beyond a reasonable doubt," "Halliwell's the one who diluted them." "I'm sorry." "The exhumations are still our best evidence." "Good news, Charlie." "Well, these might not convince a jury but they might convince someone else." "This is an incredible story." "GOREN:" "Well, you have the lab report right in front of you." "And as you can see, the vials still have Mr. Halliwell's label." "But there's nothing wrong with the medication" "Mr. Halliwell is dispensing now?" "EAMES:" "Apparently not." "Then I don't understand how I can help you." "We believe Mr. Halliwell diluted the drugs to pay off the $1.5 million pledge he made to your church." "You know, you two make a very good team." "Look, if Jim had given me any hint that this pledge was a hardship," "I never would've accepted it." "But so far, he's kept up his end of the bargain." "How's he been doing the last six weeks?" "Well, he's been wanting to cut back." "He told me business hasn't been good." "I bet." "I'm sure you're both terrific detectives, but I can't reconcile the Jim Halliwell you describe with the one that I know." "Jim and his wife Penny are both pillars of the community." "How long have they been pillars of the community?" "I really couldn't say." "It's something you grow into." "Can you say when he became a church elder?" "When was that, about four years ago?" "That sounds about right." "I can't help noticing, Detective, the way you pull together all these different elements." "Good stuff." "It's good stuff." "Reverend, what I can't help noticing, is that's about the third time you've complimented us." "Is that how you got Jim Halliwell to pony up a $1.5 million bucks?" "Ultimately, the gift has to come from the heart, but a little encouragement goes along way." "And making him a church elder went all the way to the bank." "Those kinds of things are important to Jim." "Jim and Penny are very involved in the community." "They're well-regarded, and they take justifiable pride in that." "They wouldn't wanna disappoint their neighbors." "They'd be ashamed." "Well, you know, Detective, shame is a very underrated emotion." "In the big city, it's very easy to go unnoticed by others." "So your conscience becomes your only witness." "And for most of us, that's not enough." "And I'm sure every Sunday you play that card for all it's worth." "Thank you very much for talking to us." "One more thing." "Assisted suicide." "What's your church's position?" "It's contrary to God's Law." "A sin." "Thank you." "I filled the syringe with the chemo medicine, all the way up to the top, and then I injected it into her IV, and then I filled the syringe again all the way up with the rest of the medicine." "What happened after you injected the drugs?" "She was feeling worse, her breathing became hard, and she kind of, like," "seized up." "Yeah, she stayed like that, in a coma for two days." "It took her two days to die." "How did you get the idea to use the cancer drugs?" "(SIGHING) Well, when Claudine first started using the chemo, the doctor told her to be careful, because the medicine is a poison." "If you use too much, you could die." "You never discussed what you were doing with anybody?" "No." "Did you buy extra medicine from Mr. Halliwell to make sure you had enough?" "No." "Claudine and I, we didn't want anyone knowing what we were doing." "We just did what we had to do, you know, just..." "Just the two of us." "Mr. Lowell, it took Mrs. Lowell 2 days to die?" "Yeah. 2 days." "I can't imagine what he went through, waiting for her to die." "That must've been the worst hour of his life." "Hour?" "He said two days." "Well, I'm pretty sure I heard him say an hour." "Maybe I need a prescription for my hearing." " Reverend." " Jim," "I'm really glad you're back on board." "It'll make all the difference." "Thank you, Reverend." "Hey, Jim?" "Can we have a word?" "Hello." "Aren't you gonna introduce us?" "Penny, this is Detective..." "I forgot your name." "I'm Robert Goren, and this is Detective Alex Eames." " My wife Penny." " EAMES:" "Nice to meet you." "What it's about is one of your customers, Frank Lowell." "Maybe you don't remember him." "No, I know who he is." "Then you know his wife Claudine died." "Of ovarian cancer, yes." "Actually, that's not what killed her." "Mr. Lowell admitted to us it was an assisted suicide." "He pumped her full of doxorubicin and ifosfamide." "I'm sorry to hear that." "But it's really none of my business." "Well, no, apparently, it is your business." "Mr. Lowell made a statement." "He said he came to you." "He told you his wife was getting worse, she was in constant pain, and he asked you to give him something to take her out of her misery." "You told him to give her all the cancer medication that she had left, in one big shot." "That's not true." "It's right here in the statement." "You told him how to kill his wife." "That's assisting a suicide." "Well, that's ridiculous." "I didn't do anything wrong." "Nothing wrong?" "Excuse me, Reverend, didn't you tell us assisting a suicide is a sin?" "Well, yes, but..." "Well, there you go." "It's a sin." "But it's all lies." "I never talked to this man about suicide." "Come on, Penny." "Oh, that's it, run away." "You better get yourself a lawyer 'cause the next time you see us, we'll be arresting you for murder." "This is crazy." "I never murdered anyone." "Jim wouldn't help anybody commit suicide." ""He told me to give Claudine all the drugs at once." ""That's what I did." "An hour later, Claudine was dead."" "That's what Frank Lowell told us." "He's lying." "You keep saying that." "No, he is lying, and I can prove it." "How?" "There's a fact in here you can prove isn't true?" "Show me this untrue fact." "Is it on this page or..." "She didn't die in an hour." "She couldn't have." "Why is that?" "The drugs wouldn't have worked that fast." "We know how much doxorubicin and ifosfamide she had left." "Our experts said it was enough to kill her in an hour." "It's impossible." "Listen, I've been a pharmacist for over 20 years." "I know what I'm talking about." "Well, how long?" "Two hours?" "Twelve?" "One day?" "I don't know." "But there's no way she died in an hour." "Well, I'm sure we'd all like to know why that is." "I'd just be speculating." "There's no way that she would die in one hour." "I mean, that's not speculating, that's certainty." "There was something wrong with her drugs, wasn't there?" "No." "You diluted her drugs, didn't you?" "No." "That's why you knew she wouldn't die in one hour." "You wanna know how long it took her?" "You know how long it took for the poisons to eat away at her heart, and her lungs?" "Two days." "Two days." "It was a mistake." "It was an honest mistake." "An honest mistake he made for four years." "You even diluted the drugs that you sent to the old age home." " No." " Jim, they found the vials." "They showed them to me." "GOREN:" "Tell them why you did it, Jim." "Go ahead." "Tell them you did it to pay off the $1.5 million pledge." "Go ahead." "Who knows, they might forgive you." "I'm sorry." "I just didn't wanna let you down." "Please forgive me." "You're under arrest, Mr. Halliwell." "Please forgive me!" "Penny!" "The final tally was 26,000 prescriptions." "He plead to one count of fraud and tampering for every patient affected." "1,200 counts." "We agreed to a sentence of 15 years to life." "His chance to be the pillar of a whole new community."

"All right." " Is that good?" " Perfect." " You got it?" "All right." " Perfect." " Nice!" "Nice." " It's a good angle, huh?" " All right, here we go." "You ready?" " Yes, sir." "Here we go." "Three, two, one." "Hey, guys, what's up?" "My name is Sergio and this is my roommate, Brad." "Yo!" "And we have reason to believe there's a ghost in this house." "100% haunted." "All right." "We set up cameras in all of the rooms..." "Every single room's got a camera." "All right, buddy, I don't need you to..." "I don't need you to reiterate everything that I say." "I'm just backing you up." "No, I understand that, but I feel like I'm confident enough that I can do an intro without you jumping in." "Why don't you give me something to say then?" "We've installed a camera in every room." "This is gonna be fucking great!" "Hey!" "Like a pimp!" "Holy shit!" "That's happening." "That's happening right now." "Hey!" "So what's up, buddy?" "High five." "Let her know!" "Why don't you ever do that to me, Brad?" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Drink that Bud!" "Drink that Bud!" "I'm going in, guys." "Wish me luck." " I'm not leaving, but..." " Okay." " I mean, I'm gonna see my friends." " Yeah, that's cool." "But if I go, then I go, but..." "Okay, it was very nice..." " Nice to meet you." " Nice to meet you." "Shit." " You didn't even get her name." " Hold on." "No, you didn't get her name." " Don't make one up." " Hold on, it rhymes with..." " Don't make one up." " It rhymes with..." " Are you ready?" "You ready?" " I'm ready." " Are you ready?" " I'm ready." " Three, two, one, go!" " Go!" "Asshole!" "Asshole!" "Asshole!" "Asshole!" "There he goes!" "What the..." "Guys, come on." "There's only one rule, don't fuck in people's rooms." "Guys..." "Stop fucking in the closet." "Stop fucking in the closet, guys." "What the fuck?" "Oh, my God." "I think I'm really too drunk for this shit." "I'm okay." "All right." "What the fuck?" "Seriously." "What?" "Are you guys hiding in the fucking bed?" "Under?" "Get out." "Oh, my God." "Hey, Sergio." "Oh, God!" "What the fuck?" "What the fuck?" "What the fuck!" "Who is it?" "Who is it?" "It's fucking Brad, bro." "What do you mean "Who is it?"" " You pissed yourself." " I didn't piss myself." " Did you see something out there?" " No, I saw..." "What are you talking about?" "I gotta take a shit, okay?" " I'm gonna take a shit right now." " Please, don't take a shit." "Are you gonna stay in here or are you gonna get out?" "Brad, please don't take a shit right now." "You what?" "I don't know, I can't..." "Bro, what..." "Calm down." "So you don't see a fucking ghost out there?" "Stop laughing, please." "I'm gonna get up, and I'm gonna fucking point my ass at you, and you're gonna get out." " Get a hold of yourself." " Shut the fuck then." "Shut it up." " Fucking shut up." "Just, fuck..." " Yeah." "Smell it." "This is what happens when you pass out, Sergio." "I fuck with your shit." "Yeah, Sergio." "Yeah, you like that, Serge?" "You like that in your camera?" "A ghost!" "Oh, my God, there's a ghost!" "Oh, my God!" "I'm faster than light." "Hey..." "Wake up." "Not you." "Stay asleep." " Sergio." " What?" "Are you crying?" " I'm not crying." " What's wrong with you?" "Just leave me alone, dude." "If you're gonna..." " How drunk are you?" " Now is not the time." " Are you shitfaced?" " Get out." "Shit." "Did you hear that, Serge?" "I don't know if it was your ghost or not, but it might have been." "Hey." " Oh, my God." " How are you?" " I'm great." "How are you?" " Good." "What are you doing over there?" "Some extracurricular activities?" "I'm just tired and I have to drive." "Do you mind if I do some of that up in there, and then there?" "Yeah." "What's your name?" "Brad." "Let me introduce myself real quick." "Hold on." " Hi, I'm Brad." " Nice to meet you." " What's your name?" " Fernanda." "Fernanda." "It's a pleasure." "Sergio, wake up." " Holy shit!" " Hey." " Hi!" " I told you I heard something, dick." "Fernanda, this is Sergio." " I know." "We met." " Yeah, yeah, we met earlier." " You've met?" " For a second." " For a second." " Hi, I'm Becky." " That's my friend." " Hi, I'm Fernanda." " Nice to meet you." " That's my friend, Becky." " Okay." " She hangs out." "Anyways, Serge, why don't you tell Fernanda about the little ghost you saw?" "Don't be an asshole." " You saw a ghost?" " He saw a ghost." "Yeah, a fucking Asian chick ghost." "Fucking topknot with some big old titties." "She looked like Chun-Li from Street Fighter." "Right?" "Right, Serge?" "She looked like fucking Chun-Li." "Are you serious?" "No, did you really see a ghost?" "Did you caught it on your video camera?" "Well, I mean, I did have the helmet on when I felt something." "I just..." "I'm not sure what it was." "But was it like an electronic pulse or a digital distortion?" "What do you think?" "I mean, I guess I'd have to download it." "I'm sure you can check it out anytime." " I love ghosts." "Like, I mean..." " You what?" "I'm serious." "I'm..." " Wait, you're serious, Fernanda?" " What's wrong with her?" "I think you should join our team, you know." "Actually, I'm producing this project right now." "We're like, shooting, getting a whole bunch of footage on what's going on with these, you know, ghosts and stuff." "What are you doing, Brad?" "We're shooting a documentary." " Who is shooting a documentary?" " Me and Sergio." "Remember I told you about that..." "That day..." "That thing that we're doing, the other time?" " No, I don't remember." " Right, Serge?" "Yeah, we're working on a movie and we would appreciate your insight into this whole ghost thing." "So just, you know, if you wanna come over anytime, you could totally help us out." "I mean, I'm in." " Yeah, I would love that." "Yeah." " Wow, all right." "Yeah, so, thank you so much." "It was amazing." "And then I'll see you guys soon," " and we'll do..." " Yeah, just..." "You know, you know where we live." "All right, thanks." " Thanks, it was a really fun night." " Bye." "Yeah, it was." "Bye." "I'm still not clear what she was doing back there with you." "She was fucking snorting llello, bro." "What do you think she was doing?" " Were you doing that, Brad?" " Of course not, Becky!" "You think I'm gonna stoop that low?" " No." " Of course not!" " You did, huh?" " That's kinda bad." " No!" "Serge, shut up." " You did." "I fucked her." "Yeah." " Let me just see these..." " Don't be a dick!" " Come cuddle with me." " No, no." " Yeah, yeah!" " No." "Let's make a sex tape." "Be my boyfriend." "Baby, wait." "I'll bring you some breakfast, all right?" "Sergio's room." "Shit." "I'm Chuck." "I'm sober." "Fuck you." "Hey, it's Chuck." "So..." "I..." "It's really hard going through what I'm going through and living with two dipshits." "The one, who looks just as Mexican as the other one, points out to me that he's Puerto Rican and, like, tells me specifically." "How the fuck am I supposed to know that?" "All you guys do is cook Mexican food and talk Mexican to each other." "Does a racist have a black drug dealer named "Tug"?" "No." "Who I haven't seen in weeks." " What's this?" " Hey, Chuck." "Why the fuck are you filming me?" "Someone took a shit in our sink." "No, I think those are brownies." " Yeah, brownies?" " Fuck." "Yeah, I know what shit smells like." "Who the fuck is that?" "Good morning, neighbor." "The noise level last night was..." "Here's my theory, okay?" "One of your pothead friends decided to let his ass loose in our sink, and instead of cleaning it up, one of you two fuckwads covered it up with a plate." "Am I right?" "Am I close?" "I wouldn't jump to conclusions." "Damn it." "Motherfucker!" "Hi." "We'd just like to talk to you about..." "Did you shit in my sink?" "If I ever see you here again," "I'm gonna kill your friend." " God damn it!" " Sorry, Chuck." "Shut the fuck up!" "You guys can have your fucking parties, all right?" "I'll go to my mom's house, I'll play fucking Jenga." "Whatever!" "Okay?" "But..." "I just want a certain amount of respect when I get home." "Jesus fucking Christ!" "Did you hear what the..." "Tits." " Hi!" " Hey!" "How are you?" "Hi." " Hey!" " Hi." "I'm sorry I didn't call, but I didn't got your guys' numbers." " It's not too early, right?" " No, no." " Of course not." " No, no, no." "Not at all." " Have you seen the ghost?" " What the fuck are you talking about?" "You know, we should probably go to my room." "Let's go to my room, it's bigger." "Yeah, did you mean the room with the naked Becky in bed?" "My friend Becky just..." " She got sick, so..." " Yeah." " Yeah, let's go to your room." " Okay!" "Let me just pick up." "I wasn't ready for the..." " Do you have a cold?" " I probably wouldn't..." "I just..." "I was just, you know, sick." "Right here." "Watch it." " Wow." " Yeah." "Are you in the fucking room?" "Okay, stop." "You can probably..." "Just go ahead and pause it right there." " Okay." " That was the ghost screaming," " and that'd be like, that's the..." " Wow." "Yeah, so it was pretty gnarly, as you can tell." "I think we should take this to the next level, maybe setting up a bunch of cameras." "That's a funny thing that you should say that because we were actually in plans of getting a whole lot of cameras." "The only thing is that we do have to take advantage of this camera that we have right now until the big shipment comes in soon." "I probably wouldn't touch that." "Don't, please don't..." "Just go ahead and leave it." "Yeah, he was sick." "He was sick." "What I want is really to understand this spirit, or what is going on, and we can maybe help it." " You know, help this spirit." " Yeah, totally." "Another thing is that we need to introduce ourselves." " Yeah." " Maybe not so much Brad, but, like..." "Actually, we should probably interview you." " What do you think about..." " Yeah, we should interview you." "That's what we were talking about earlier." " We were talking about that." " That's what I had said." "But I don't look good today." "My name is Fernanda Matavilla Fuerte." "And how long have you been interested in the paranormal?" "Probably since my mom passed away," "I always wanted to find ways to try to communicate with her, so..." "I'm sorry, I didn't know." "It's okay." " Have you ever seen a ghost?" " Yeah." "How many times?" " Six hundred, I don't know." " Six hundred times?" "Well, I never really counted them, but, yeah..." "But you've seen a lot of ghosts?" "Six hundred." "Could you tell us about the first time you saw a ghost?" "I was in love with this boy, and I had all these emotions going, you know, for my first kiss." "You know, I thought he was the love of my life." "I still remember how, like, the first time when he touched my lips and, like, slowly came down and then he's starting to touch all my body." "He's like..." "And go around and then touching my breast and then touching my nipple." "I still remember everything." "It was really..." "It was really good." "I found out that my love left me for another girl that was more developed than me." "I just felt really lonely." "Like, all this pain was just a lot, you know, when you're a little girl and you don't have anybody to talk to." "Until one night," "I just felt, like, this really warm presence next to me." "And all of a sudden, I just felt, like, that comfort." "And it was my mom." "And she was next to me and she told me," ""Fernanda, don't worry, it's okay." ""You'll find your true love," ""and you're gonna be with him forever and ever" ""and it'll be eternal love. "" "Was that good?" "I'm sorry." "No, that was..." "That was really good." "That was too good." "I'm sorry, I got all..." "It's one of the best things I've ever filmed." "Do you mind if I go to the bathroom?" "No, go ahead." "Take your time." "Okay, thanks." "Holy fucking shit." "That is the hottest crazy chick I have ever met in my life." "Come on, dude, she's not crazy." "What do you mean she's not fucking crazy, bro?" "She believes in ghosts." "Were you not there with the footage?" "Did you not hear what I heard?" "Oh, my God, those are called orgasms, Sergio, okay?" "It's not a big fucking deal to me." "It's not some fucking alien sound, all right?" "Oh, my God, I wanna do that to her all the time." " I'm not proud of what I'm about to do..." " What?" " So you just listen closely." " What's going on?" "I'm gonna need you to really do me a favor, all right?" "You have a bunch of crazy chicks that you can fuck, and all I'm asking is that you stay away from this one." "Why?" "Because I feel like I like her." " You feel..." "Fuck you." " Shut up." "Listen to me, okay?" "You don't..." "That guy right there, you see that guy?" "Are you looking?" "That guy, he knows." "You don't fall in love with a crazy chick, okay?" "They will fuck you up." "Did you get that or no?" "Yeah, maybe I wanna get fucked up." "You ever think of that?" "What are you, fucking Rihanna?" "You gonna back off?" "I wanna hear it." "I wanna hear it out of your fucking mouth." " Just say it." " What do you want me to say?" " Back off." " To you?" "Just say you're gonna back off from her." " No!" " Say it." " No!" " Say it." " No!" " Say it." "Now, just now, because of all of this, for your sake," "I'm definitely fucking her." "I can't even remember the last time I felt something for someone." "And I'm just..." " If you could..." " I'm pretty sure you felt so..." " Hey, guys." "Sorry." " Don't worry." "We're gonna have to take it back from the..." "I had to make a poopie." "I think we should do more research about this." "Yeah." "I would love to know more about these murders and..." " Right." "The what?" " The what?" "When I put your address on Google, this came up." " Okay." " Holy shit!" "That's the house!" "I guess this Lady Azalea died here." "Wait." "What, who died?" "What the fuck is a pleasure house?" "Wait." "What do you mean she died?" "It says, "If you want to know more about the story of the house, buy the book. "" " Well, how much is the book?" " $49.99." " What the fuck?" " What?" "Right here it said that the author lives in Pasadena." "So I think we should contact him." "Why don't we just contact him instead of buying the book?" "That's what I was just thinking." "No, I think he should be in the movie." "Go straight to the horse's mouth." "Brad, I'm hungry!" " Hey!" " Hi." "How are you?" "Great, you're here." "Hey." " All right, is that good?" "You got it?" " Perfect." "Perfect." " All right." " Nice!" " It's a good angle, huh?" " Nice." " All right, here we go." "You ready?" " Yes, sir." "Okay, so camera, camera." "Back it up." "There's a camera by the bathroom." "We have cameras all around the living room." "So basically, if it's happening, we're gonna see it." " We're working with Billy Chen, huh?" " Billy Chen!" "He's a very talented undergrad, and he also knows what good an opportunity this is." "Shit!" "I wasn't scared, I just laughed because you were..." " Okay." " This is Fernanda, the newest member of our group." " Hola." " Hey, assholes." "Ching Chong, get that fucking thing out of my face." "Off limits, or I'll kill you!" " Am I lying?" "Am I joking right now?" " No, you're not." "Hey, Billy Chen, man, don't..." "Don't take that personal." "You know, he's not being a racist 'cause he's really racist." "He's just, like, not happy about the cameras, so, you know, his bark is worse than his preconceived notions." "Yeah, I'm not happy that he didn't tell us three motherfuckers died here, all right?" "Okay, but you gotta take it down a notch..." " Fuck him!" " ... with the Jay-Z." " I'll tell him to his face." " Stop." "Gangsta." "Let's be professional, guys." "Hello, Professor Menapace, I'm Brad." " We contacted..." " Hi!" " Hi." " Hi." "You must be Fernanda." " Hi." "Nice to meet you." " Nice to see you." "It's such a pleasure to have you here." "Yes." "If you can just take a seat, we'll kinda go over what we're gonna be talking about." "I have..." "I have lots of questions set up, and so, if you could..." "Why don't I sit here?" "I think this is a better spot." "Yeah, but we already..." "See, what happened is, like, we set up light..." "Okay." " All right." "Perfect." " Perfect." "And so, if we could just start with your name and where you're from." "Professor Menapace." "I have a PhD in History from Brown." "I was a nominated finalist for the Pulitzer Prize for my New York Times essay chronicling harlotry in the early 20th century." "How did you become interested in this particular case of Lady Azalea?" "She was a pioneer in her field as a prostitute." "She allowed us to breathe sexually." "The Golden Shower, the Dirty Sanchez, the Glass Bottom Boat," "Ebenezer's Jam, Casper's Wish, the Boston Cream Pie," "I mean, these are things that you can all trace back to Lady Azalea." "Can I talk to you?" "I wanna hear..." "I wanna hear you ask me some questions." "Do you mind?" "Right." "I mean, I'm kind of..." "I'm feeling..." "No, I'm feeling a nice..." " Yeah." " Switch it up." " Yeah, that will be fine." " Just..." " Sure, sure, sure." " I'm gonna switch too, and..." " Thank you, I appreciate it." " Yes." "Much better." "Do..." "First question is..." "First question is..." "Stop." "I'm not playing telephone with you." "Ask..." "Ask about the homicide." "Do you know anything about the homicides?" ""Homo" what?" "Homicides." " Homicides?" " Yes." "The murders?" "We're human beings with desires." "And sometimes, we can't control our desires." "Lady Azalea snapped!" "And in a fit ofjealousy and rage, she killed two men" "in this house." "There were three pools of blood and only two bodies were recovered." "Lady Azalea's body was never found." "Hypothetically, if there was a manifestation of Lady Azalea in the house..." " How..." " Let me get this straight." "She manifested herself to you?" "Already, you..." "This happened?" "Yeah." "Did this apparition" "look anything like this?" "Yeah." "If Lady Azalea has made her presence known to you..." "Honestly," " you're fucked!" " I don't live here." "That doesn't matter." "You..." "You're all fucked." "They're fucked." "I'm not fucked." "You're fucked hard." "Do you understand me?" "You're fucked." " Hard." " Hard?" "All of you are fucked hard." "Really hard." "Like, the hardest fuck you can feel." "You're feeling it right now, I guarantee that." "I wish you luck." "I must go." "I want you to hang on to this." "Well, thank you very much for coming down." "You really shed some light on this subject." "It was an honor to meet you, Professor." " We will..." " Yes, thank you." "Thank you." "Well, just, just, just..." " I'll take you to the door." " Thank you, Professor." " Thank you." " Thank you so much." " Drive safe." " Have a good night." " Holy shit, what a creep!" " Wow." "What a great guy!" "Were you guys in the same room that I was in?" " What are you talking about?" " Freaking molester." " Hector the Molester." " What?" "He was freaking trying to get her in bed and just..." "We live in a whorehouse, Serge." " He gave us the book." " What?" "That doesn't make it any..." " It's a historical monument." " Here." "You guys are..." " What do you wanna drink?" " No, no, no..." " We're taking shots, right now." " I can't, guys..." "I have to leave." "Get some rest." " You need to." " I need my beauty sleep." "No, you don't." "You've got plenty of that." " Bye." " Okay, bye." " You guys are so nice." "Thank you." " Get up here." " We are, right?" " Thank you." "I love being part of this team." " And I feel like a Ghostbuster." " We'll see you shortly." "I feel so great." " We'll see you later." " Okay, thank you so much." " Okay!" "Thank you, bye." " We'll see you later." " Bye, Serge." "Bye, guys!" " Okay." "Thank you!" "I don't know, but I'm so fucking horny, I can't..." " Are you kidding me, dude?" " We live in a whorehouse!" "After everything that we've listened to today, all you can think about is being horny?" "I know your dick's hard right now." " I'm not hard because I'm focused..." " Yes, you are." " ... on the project and I..." " Let me feel it." "Let me feel it." "Don't." "Stop it." "Can you not be a horn dog for one second?" " Listen, I was born this way." " Listen." "Hey!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "There are more things to life than being horny." " Seriously." " No, there's not." "What starts life?" "Horniness." " No, sleep." " That's..." "No!" "You're born 'cause someone's horny and decided to fuck your mom." "So, I'm just, like," "I woke up this morning and I saw this come rag on the ground, and I literally wanted to enter their room and punch one of them in the face until his face caved in, but I didn't." "I painted a little portrait of what my emotions would manifest if it was, like, a person." "And..." "I really, honestly, I really just wanna go get an eight ball right now, but I'm not gonna." " Action." " Her name..." " No?" " No." "Her name was..." "Brad, what the fuck, man!" "I'm trying to do this!" "I don't have time for this." "Are you gonna be a grownup about it?" "Just hold onto the fucking mike." "All right, here we go." "Three, two, one." "Her name was..." "Why the fuck are we even doing this shit if Fernanda's not here?" "All right, you know what?" "Get the fuck out." "Come on." " Go take a nap..." " Yeah, good luck." " Drink some fucking milk, get out." " Good luck without the producer." " Produce that shit." " Fucking bullshit." " Produce this." "Produce it." " Just keep..." " Just get out, man." " Produce!" "May 3rd, 1932." "Neighbors report hearing a struggle." "A door slams." "Gunshots ring out in the night." "Three bodies lay dead in a triangle of lust." "And Lady Azalea was never seen again." "I guess we'll never find out exactly what happened." "Or will we?" "Did you get that?" "That was a good zoom, yeah?" "Do you like my drawing?" "Pretty nice?" "I say we pick up tae kwon do." "What do you say, Sergio?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Sounds good." "I think we should get a tan so you can see my cuts." "Yeah." "You can come too, Billy." "Oh, my God." "Look at these tits." "Shit." " Hey!" " Hi!" "Hey, what's up?" "Hey!" "Come on in!" "So what happened?" "We were waiting for you yesterday." "Oh, my God." "I'm so sorry." "You know, I had this thing with my friends," " so I totally forgot and we went, like..." " Yeah." " So you don't hate me, right?" " No, we don't hate you." "Never." "Give me a hug, you little..." "Hate." " Such a strong word." " Thanks." " Guess what I brought?" " What?" " Yeah!" "Ouija!" " Yeah!" "That's great!" "Isn't that kinda dangerous though?" "Don't be a pussy." "Come on." " I'm not..." "I'm just..." "I'm just saying." " Hey, man, don't be a pussy." " Oh, boy." " Are you moving it, dude?" "No, I'm not moving it." "I'm not moving it." "Are you moving it?" " No." "Are you?" " Shit." "No." "What is that? "B"?" "This is moving too fast." "R" " A..." ""D." Brad." "Brad!" "She wants Brad, guys." " Come on." "Asshole." " I'm just..." "What?" "She knows what she wants, all right?" " Seriously, dude." " I like that in a chick..." " You're out." " Yeah, you're out." " What do you mean, I'm out?" " Clearly, you're not capable enough to be a mature person to do this, so get out." " Take a timeout." " I need to be mature to do this?" " Take a kindergarten timeout, all right?" " This is serious, Brad." " It's not a game." " It's not a game?" " It's made by Hasbro, dick." " Okay." " Okay?" "Eight and up, that's the age." " Be an adult." "Lady Azalea, we're here for you." "Tell us what you want." "We're ready for you." "We're ready." " Just tell us right now." " We're ready." "Shine on." "Here we go, Lady Azalea." "Shine on." " Just hit us with information." " Patience, shithead." "Just open it up and lay it down." "Anything at all." "Lady Azalea, if you wanna say anything, this is the time." "What, dude?" "What?" "You just suck at talking to chicks." "I happen to be really good at talking to girls." "Okay." "Nice." "Should we take a breath?" " Okay, good." " Your breath smells amazing." "Can you feel that?" "You feel that connection?" "Lady Azalea, we feel you." "I feel you." "I wanna feel your skin against mine." "I wanna kiss you all over your body." "I wanna feel you closer." "Your breasts, they're just so luscious, so perfect." "Your booty's like heaven." "Your booty's so fucking good." " Are you moving it?" " No." " Are you sure?" " I swear to God." " "D." - "D."" "I wanna put myself inside of you and then just live there." "I just wanna be inside of you just like we're connected as one." "Do you want that?" " That's working." " Is that what you want?" "Tell me." " Keep doing it." " Is that what you want?" "Is that what you want?" "You want it, right?" "Can I give you that?" " Can I give it to you?" " "I."" "Just tell me." "Tell me." "Tell me you want it." "You know you want it." "You know you want it." "You know it." "Tell me." ""E."" "Tell me you want it." "Die." "Oh, my God." "Oh, fuck!" "Billy!" "Fuck you!" "What?" "You okay?" "Yeah, I'm good, I'm good." "What do you mean?" " Yeah." "I was just worried about you." " Billy..." " What are you doing?" "You all right?" " Billy, you okay?" " You good?" "Billy!" " Billy..." " Did you feel something grab my neck?" " What?" " Did you feel something on your neck?" " No." "No." "Yeah, what the fuck just..." " Are you okay?" " Yeah, I'm fine, dude." " Are you sure?" " Everything..." "Fuck." "And then Fernanda was doing..." "Where is she?" " Where's Fernanda?" " Fuck." " Where did she go?" " I don't know." "I thought..." "I thought she..." " Wait, did she run with you?" " I thought she..." "I thought..." "Billy, I thought you were..." "I told you not to fuck with the Ouija board." " I said it..." " I wouldn't, it was Fernanda's..." "We fucked up." "She probably ran the other way." "Fernanda?" "Hello?" "Ferdy-fern?" " Hey..." " Hello?" "Hello." " Hey." " Why'd you guys run?" "Sergio took off running, so I just had to..." " No, I didn't." " I was worried about him." "No, that's not..." "Wait." "What are you doing sitting there in the dark?" "I'm adjusting my eyes." "Right." "Hey, so that was crazy what happened back there, right?" "I mean, it was..." "Yeah, you guys blew out the circuit breakers, 'cause you, what, you have like, 19 cameras plugged in?" "Yeah, we do." "Fuckin' Serge." "Listen, I'm sorry, but I'm just gonna turn this on." "Sorry." "There's something going on in this house." "Yeah, that's what we were just saying right outside." "We were like, "There's something going on in this house. "" " She wants to communicate with us." " Yeah." "We need to try harder." " Harder, harder next time." " Harder." "Are you guys ready to welcome spirits?" "What?" " Yeah." " Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "You are ready?" "Yeah." "What the fuck?" "This is retarded and you know it, Brad." "You know this is retarded." "This is what they do." "What?" "I feel a strong presence in this room." "Okay, no." "That's..." "I know..." "It's because it's Chuck's room." "I think I need to go in there." "No, no, we're not allowed." " Not allowed." " We don't go in there." "It's one of the..." "Probably the worst things you could ever say." "It's probably just the paint." " Serge, look at me." " What?" " I am." " Don't you feel what I'm feeling?" "What are you talking about?" "Right?" " We need to go in there." " Yeah." "Hey, can we just take off our shoes please?" "Brad, just focus." "Focus." " We need to focus, guys." " I know," " but we could probably focus outside." " Sergio!" "Let's open our hearts and breathe in again." "Let it go." " Lady Azalea, come." " Come?" "Come, I'll be your vessel." "I could be your vessel." "I could be your vessel, too." "Feel my heart's beating." "Right here." " Me, too." "Oh, my God." " Could you feel us?" "Feel her." "Becky." "Fernanda." "Becky, please." "Shut up, Brad." "We're working on something here." " Guys, let's focus." " It's a séance." "Oh, my God." "Are you fucking seriously in my room right now?" "Chuck, I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry." "You know open flames are a relapse trigger!" "God damn it!" "What the fuck are you still doing in my room?" "Get the fuck out!" "Get the fuck out of my face, Ching Chong!" "Come on, come on, come on, come on." "Becky, Becky, get in." "Get in, get in, get in." "Oh, my God." " Close the door!" " Oh, my God!" " Get away from me." " That was amazing!" " Yeah, it was." " That was amazing!" "Guys, guys, guys..." " Sergio, let's go back." " No, listen, listen, guys, we're..." "We gotta take it down a notch." "This is too much." " What do you mean?" " We're getting in too deep." "We need to pull out." "We need to pull out, guys." " The ghost, the ghost." " Oh, my God." "It's in Chuck's body and it wants..." "No!" "There is no ghost inside of Chuck's body, okay?" "What?" "Are you retarded?" "Jesus!" "What is wrong with you?" " No!" " What is wrong with you?" " There's no ghost in Chuck's body!" " Were you there?" " Yeah, I was there." " Brad!" " That's just Chuck, okay?" "Right, Serge?" " Please!" "Let's just compromise." "We'll go back, but we need to chill right now, because we don't know how Chuck is right now." "Whether there's a ghost or whether there is..." " Serge, are you scared?" " No, I'm not scared." " Well, you're being scared." " Physically, Chuck will hurt me." "Your heart's beating." "Listen to me." "Just talk to me," " calm down, breathe." " Look, look, everyone, stop it." " I'm here with you." " Listen, stop it." "Hey!" " I've got an announcement." " Hey!" "No." " Stop that over there." " Big, important announcement." "Get them, Brad." " Everybody." " Listen to Becky." "Based on what I've been watching in this room and the inability of any of you to make a decision or be men, I've decided to join the team." " That's a good idea." " Thank you so much!" " No!" " I'm gonna go over there" " and get the ghost!" " No!" " Guys, I actually..." " I think that's a good idea." "I think the ghost actually liked Becky." " Yeah, I think that's a great idea." " And, yeah." "No, I think Becky would be a great addition to the..." "No..." "I agree, I agree." "Hey, Becky, I think it's a great energy because there's the two of us and the two of them..." "You guys are too much..." "This is so great." "I have been told I have great energy..." "And I'm gonna..." "She's still here." "Your sobriety is a gift." "Go ahead and breathe." "Breathe." "He's definitely possessed." "A deaf person could hear you fucktards." "If you guys don't stop filming me," "I'm gonna cut your cocks off, fuck your own assholes with 'em, sew them on backwards and then shit on your face." "Yeah, that's Chuck." " Sorry, Chuck." " We're just gonna go." "Are you a ghost?" "Because if he is, he has to tell us." "Are you fucking with my mind?" "Is this fucking bitch fucking with my mind?" "It's all good." "It's all good." "Are you serious, Ching Chong?" "What the fuck?" "Yeah, you're gonna hide there, motherfucker?" "Make your fucking move!" "Fucking Lucy Liu bitch-ass motherfucker!" "Yeah, fucking work it out." "It's like football and you can check people, too." "You can be, like, little checks." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Is there someone..." "Fuck drugs." "Doesn't say anything about possession." "Doesn't it jump from one page to another?" " Yeah, it does." " Like, it skips, like 20 pages or something?" "I noticed that." "We need that chapter for possession." "Hey!" " Becky!" " Guys!" " Hey, Brad!" " Hey!" "You brought Chanel." "I love you, Chanel." "You're so cute." "You little, sweet..." "Okay, so..." "This was a demonstration of how she senses things about people." "I used to always come here and I would always think, like, my dog is being a real bitch and she's also really stupid." "She just sits and she stares and she growls." " Yeah." " But then you saw the ghost." "And then I started figuring it out." "Chanel's gonna find the ghost." "We're gonna let her loose and wherever she stares or growls, that will be where the ghost is." "I believe it's an awesome idea." "I think we should totally just go with it." "Don't you think?" " Yeah." "I mean, yeah." " Right?" "Get the ghost, Chanel." "Where's the ghost?" "Go get the ghost." "Go get the ghost, sweetie." "Go get the ghost, Chanel." "Chanel, go get the ghost." "Try and get the ghost." "Go get the ghost, Chanel." "Get the ghost, Chanel." "Could you stop watching the dog, please?" " Brad, what are you doing?" " What do you mean?" "I mean, if you believed in her, she would be going to get the ghost." " I believe in her." " I don't think you do." "What the fuck was that?" "Holy shit!" "Fucker." "What the fuck you assholes doing?" "Relax, buddy, it's okay." "Did you break the lock off the liquor cabinet?" "Relax!" "We got this whole thing..." "Where's the camera, guys?" "Becky, where the fuck did you get that camera?" "She's gotta go, dude." "I can't have this happen again." " Look at this." " I told you that." "You realize how much I fiddled with this?" "I was like this." "I was like, "No, don't do that shit,"" "and you're like..." "It was our fault, Serge." "No, don't blame yourself, okay?" "It was his fault." "He's the one that was like, "Oh... "" "She's coming, so you know what you have to do." "So play it cool." " Hey!" " Hi!" " Hey, you guys." " What's going on?" "Did you find anything?" "We're looking at the carpet and stuff right now." "Hey, Chanel, how're you doing?" "I feel like Chanel felt really weird." " Let's go outside." " Maybe, about what was happening." "Let's go outside!" "She just feels that you guys are maybe angry and she's really sorry." "Okay, okay, let's just go outside, yeah?" "No sweat." "You are fucking everything up." "You're leaving this?" "We have a good thing going." "For that idiot?" " What?" "There's no..." " She's an idiot!" "What are you even talking about?" "There's nothing, no one." "Like, this is not the first time they break up, you know what I mean?" "I have a motto that goes, "Wait five minutes. "" "Have you ever been in a relationship?" "I mean, sure." "Have they broken your heart?" "I don't feel like I've put myself in that situation." "Have you broken someone's heart?" "Incapable." " Fuck you!" " Yeah, yeah." " Fuck you!" " Yeah." "Fuck you!" "Fuck all of you!" "How about you?" "You've broken a lot of hearts, I'm sure." "Maybe one day I'll get to break someone's heart." " No, you shouldn't break..." " No, I shouldn't." "I just wanna be part of the club, I guess." "Now take her spot real quick, take her spot." "Shots!" "Shots!" "Shots!" "Shots for a broken heart" "Shots for a broken heart It's my heart" "Let's turn this off and just..." "Hey, man." "We're kind of in the middle..." "Can you shut up for a second, okay?" "Nobody cares." "If you can respect your friend a little bit, okay?" "Because he's going through something very difficult right now." "And I think that I should go out and swallow my sorrows as if they were liquor shots and then we all get laid." "Because tonight, everybody gets laid!" " All right?" " I don't think that's a good idea." "I'm pretty sure that's gonna happen, all right?" "Billy took it down 'cause he's crazy!" "All right, let's get back to the job..." "Can you please stop it?" "We're all going out, right?" "Yes?" "Yeah, I mean, if we go as a team..." " As a team, we should definitely..." " Yes." " That's exactly what we need to do." " Yes." "Robot, robot, baby." "Yeah, good times, good times in your butt." " I'm kidding, I'm kidding." " What?" " I'm kidding." " That's kind of weird." " The remix, the remix." " Okay." " Looking sexy!" " Looking good!" "Looking good!" " Let's go." " Let's go." "Come on, Billy, let's get shitfaced." "Yeah, I love cock in my mouth." "I'm kidding, I'm kidding." "Everybody gets laid." "I do think what we totally..." " It is water and sleep." " Fat chicks and cocaine!" "Water and sleep." "Billy, it's time for water and sleep." "Let's have a party!" "Hey, come on, man, you can't leave the fucking booze." "Chuck is gonna kill us." "He's not ready for open containers." "Suck on my dick, Chuck." " Hey!" " What?" " Check this shit out." " What is it?" " It's a fucking pipe." " What kind of pipe?" "They must have left this shit when we had our party." "I feel like this could be like kush." " No, like, hash." " It's kush." " Like hash." " It's hash!" " Or opium." " It's good." "It's opium." "It's opium, that's what it is." "Yeah, I fucking..." "They fucking..." "Shit, Serge, fucking suck that shit." "Godly, you'd be a great girl." " What do you know about..." " It heals your lungs." " What do you know about opium?" " I read it." "Listen to me, opium comes from Asia." "And the Japanese said, "Opium. "" "And that's how they came up with the name, but it really comes from Papote, that's the name of the plant." " Papote?" " And it was grown in Asia and that's where it comes from." "Billy knows." "Right, Billy?" "His grandpa found it." "That makes no sense." "And it's kind of racist to Billy that you said that." "Is it racist that I say weed was founded in Jamaica, because it was?" "No, it's not." "That actually is pretty, pretty racist." "No, it's not." "It's true." "It can't be racist if it's true." " I'm gonna go to bed, dude." " No, you're not." "Stop it." "We're gonna call a prostitute." "I wanna stick my penis in a melon." "Wait a minute!" "We got a hooker at the crib, bro." "We got Lady Azalea-lou-la." "Lady Azalea-le-le." "I've got $7, Lady Azalea, for your services because my cock's about to burst." "Billy, I'm going to bed." "You're gonna blow each other." " Slow down with that light." " You're gonna blow..." "You're gonna blow each other." "And what if we do?" "I love whipped cream on my pizza." "Hey, Becky." "I'm so sorry for everything that happened." "I didn't mean it." "That's why I'm freaking out, because I'm realizing that I love you." "So I think that we should, you know, be together." "Can you come?" "Yeah?" "I'll be waiting for you upstairs." "Godly." "What was I eating?" "Go back to sleep." "Oh, sweet." "Oh, my God!" " What are you doing?" " What the fuck?" "Becky, what the fuck?" " Who are you fucking?" " I don't know, it just..." "It was here all of a sudden, then you came in and it disappeared." "I thought it was you!" " Did you fuck the ghost?" " No!" " No, no, no." "Stop, no..." " What happened?" " No, no, no." " Did you just fuck a ghost?" "No!" "Ghosts aren't real, okay?" "You just put your dick in a dead thing." " Becky, please." " This has gotten too weird." "I'm out." " No." "This is fucked up shit." " Just stay with me, please." "Just stay with me." "Just..." " Becky, just stay with me." " No." "No, no." "Becky, please, stay with me for just one second." " Becky!" " Fuck you, Brad." "Come on." "Yep, that's..." "That's officially Brad fucking a ghost, everybody." "You know what I think we should do?" "We should probably just retrace our steps to find out how we got there." "Right?" "'Cause I think the first thing you said was you wanted to pay the ghost to have sex, right?" " No, I don't remember that." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "You said that." "You were sitting on the couch." "No." "No, that's not..." "I don't know what you're talking about." "No, because if you're not sure, we could go back to the footage." "No, no, that's fine." "Are you sure?" "'Cause maybe Fernanda wanted..." "Fernanda, I think you might wanna take a look at it, right?" " Yeah, sure, maybe." " Yeah, let's..." "Let's do it." "This isn't fucking funny anymore, Serge." "All right?" "Can you stop?" "Fernanda would benefit from figuring out what you were saying at the time and maybe that could lead to..." "I was saying a lot of things, all right?" " I'm just always just saying, so..." " Okay, Brad, you shouldn't feel bad about it." "You should consider yourself lucky." "Why, Fernanda?" "Because I just fucked a ghost." "It's sexy." "I actually, I wouldn't call it sexy." "I don't think that's the right..." "I think it's erotic." "It's like we're all virgins and you're the man." "I wouldn't say I'm a virgin as much as I would say I never had sex with a ghost." "I know but, you know..." "Maybe one day you will, and I just was selected by the entity." "Can I interview you or..." "Can I..." "I would love to have an interview with you." "I mean, you know, if that's what..." "If that's what we need to do." "I mean, it's kind..." " It was kind of scary, you know?" " Yeah, I bet." "Could we do it without..." "Could we do it without you?" "It's kind of personal, Serge." " Is it?" " And you're just always, you know, making jokes out of stuff, so..." " Do you mind?" " I'm just," "I'm thinking before I start..." "Can you please, Serge?" "This is personal, man." "That's cool, that works." "I'm sorry, Brad." "Brad." "How do you feel?" "I mean, was this something that you always wanted to have as an experience?" "I guess so." "Before you went to bed, you were feeling sad, happy, horny?" "I was..." "I was tired." "That's why I fell asleep, but..." "I guess I was a little bit horny." " You're a very horny man." " Yes." "I think she sensed when there's lust around, when there's this sexual charge." "Right?" "See, that night that there was the party, there was sex around." "And, you know, she showed up with Sergio." "The other day at the séance when I was having these weird feelings towards Sergio, and then that happened, and then you..." "You took it to the next level." "Are you sexually charged now?" "Do you feel sexually charged?" " Yeah." " Are you ready for a test, maybe?" "If you want, we can test her?" "Yeah." "I mean, I'm feeling pretty, you know, charged up." "Okay, good." "Brad." "Touch it." "Brad!" "Okay, it's not working." " What do you mean?" " It's not working." "What do you mean "it's not working"?" "Well, it's..." "Obviously, nothing's happening." "You got to..." "You know, you got to give it some time." "Maybe I just have to really pretend I like you." "Okay." "Maybe I just have to be, like, into you." "I'll try, okay." "Okay, just turn around, turn around." "Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait." "Okay." "I like you so much." "You turn me on." "Yes." " Freaking crazy, Brad!" " I was just..." " You're biting me!" " I'm not biting you!" " That hurts." " Okay, okay, just one more time." "Goodness sakes." "God damn it!" " Like, you..." " Could we please just..." "Do you just wanna stick everything down..." "What the hell are you guys doing?" "Serge!" " I'm so happy you're here." " Are you?" " I think I felt something, yes." " 'Cause it seems like..." "Yes." "Yes." "That's really working." "You're so..." "Just keep kissing me." "Oh, my God!" "This is so cool, Serge." "Go with it." "Go with it." "What's happening?" " It feels good." " I'm just gonna go." "No, no, no, no, no." "She's liking it, Serge." "Oh, my God." "Yeah." "She's coming." "Yes." " What happened?" " Nothing." " Did you just come in your pants, bro?" " I'm gonna go." " Serge?" "Serge?" " Get away." "Get away." "Serge?" "Serge?" "Please, just don't go yet." "What the fuck, guys?" "Come on!" " Do you not knock?" " Oh, my God!" "That was so insane!" "That was awesome what you did!" " And you!" " Can you..." "You're the man!" "He did..." "I mean..." "Hey!" "Let's just look at me for, like, five seconds." "Just give me five seconds of your fucking time, that's all I'm asking for." "Stop it!" "I am done with this shit!" "I just realized, I had an insight to my fucking self," "I am not the guy that comes with friends involved." "And, Fernanda, you're hot, and you're fucking sexy and all that great stuff, but I can't take it anymore!" " But the ghost liked it!" " No!" "Hey!" "I don't give a shit about the ghost!" " I mean, did you see that?" " Because you know what?" "I'm doing shit that I've never done in my life and you guys don't give a crap about me!" "You are beautiful and you're fucking nuts and that's perfect, because for a second, for a fucking second I thought I could hunt," "I could fucking roll with you, okay?" "But I'm not, okay?" "And this is the fucking proof." "I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to choose somebody." " Listen..." " I'm done, I'm done, I'm done," "I'm done putting all my energies into this project." " Guys..." " And I'm putting..." "I'm done just putting all my energies into you, so choose one, choose now," "I cannot compete, I am not built for this shit, so please, just choose somebody!" "Serge, I..." "I can't choose." "I'm sorry, you don't have a choice." "You have to choose." "I have a boyfriend." "Of course, you fucking do." "Everybody, Billy Chen, he's got..." "Of course, you're gonna have a boyfriend." "I just..." "'Cause when I thought that coming in my pants would be the twist, it's not the fucking twist, this is the twist!" "So go on." "You have a boyfriend!" "Let's talk about the fucking..." "Is this a test?" "Because if you need to a have a boyfriend to choose me," " like, that's fine, I don't care..." " You know what?" "That's..." " I'm sorry, I can't." " Could you please relax?" "Serge, just take five minutes, bro." "You'll get it up again." " Serge!" " Serge!" "I didn't wanna hurt you!" "I think we should just keep going, don't you think?" "I think we should definitely, like..." "What's wrong with you?" "Stop it!" " I'm gonna go home." " For the ghost!" " Don't follow me, you stalker." " I'm not..." "What?" "You came to our house." "You jerk." "I didn't mean that." "I got to fucking nut in my pants to get the chick?" "Is that what it is?" "Serge?" "Fernanda?" "Guys?" "Billy." "Billy." "Billy." "Billy." "Billy." "Hey, do you want to go to a titty bar, Serge?" " No, man." " Come on, man, let's get the fuck out of the house." "Let's go to the titty bar." "Dude, I don't wanna go to a titty bar right now." "Come on." "It's Iraqi Week." "Let's just go." "They..." "I think they've got a buffet." "Check online." "You could get some roast beef soup or something." "Why don't you go look at titties yourself, man?" "You've had some time." "I don't wanna go alone, okay?" "I wanna be with my friend." "You're the only..." "Who am I gonna ask?" "Chuck?" "To go to a fucking titty bar?" " Get up, let's go." " Hey." " Fucking let's go outside." " Hey, hey." " You know what "no" means?" " Fuck Fernanda!" "Dude, it's not just Fernanda, okay?" "No, it is." "Fuck her, all right?" " Yeah, but then there's no movie..." " She just fucked with us." "And I was kind of..." "What do you mean?" "There is a movie." "Look at fucking Billy, he's still here." "There's no movie?" "What the fuck has Billy been doing?" "Recording me sitting down like an asshole." "What the fuck is wrong with you, man?" "You're the one that got me in this shit." "I didn't wanna fucking do it and now I'm fucking excited about it." "I fucked a ghost." "Has that ever happened before?" "What did we learn from fucking Fernanda?" "It likes to be around sexual situations." "It likes to be around sexual..." "Are you getting this, Billy?" "Of course, you are." "That's why I fucking love you." "Let's do that then." "Let's show her that we want her." "Maybe she'll come out or something." "I'm willing to sacrifice my dick for your fucking project, man." "You think fucking Kobe Bryant wants to wake up every morning at 5:00 and shoot 500 free throws?" "No, he doesn't, but he does, 'cause that's what he was born to do." " Really?" " That's why he's making the money." "I was born to fuck." "So you're saying you're the Kobe Bryant of ghost-fucking?" "If that's the title you wanna give me, Serge." "I didn't give you the title." "You kind ofjust did by saying that." "Let's do it, get the footage, fucking do your shit with the fucking editing and put it together, make millions." "Millionaire." "Yes?" "Please?" "We're Ghost Team One." "Ghost Team One because apparently there is more than one." "No, because fucking "Ghost Team" is stupid, okay?" "We're Ghost Team One." "Can you please say it?" "Please?" "Just once?" "Okay." "Let's take this seriously, then." "Ready?" "One, two, three..." " Ghost Team..." " We're gonna masturbate." "Billy, you're in on this or what?" "You're in the crew?" "Jack off crew?" "Yeah!" "I love it, Billy." "You need this." "Let's go." "We got a Lady Azalea, bon appétit, all-you-can-eat pussy buffet, baby, right here." "We got dildos to my left because even when I'm focused on all these pictures," "I need the peripheral." "So it's like vagina, vagina, vagina, and then dildo that goes into the vagina." "We got some girl-on-girl, double-P." "We got some ass-licking." "Hey, man." "I'm in the middle of something, bro." " I'm in the middle of something." " I can see that." "I just wanted to let you know that I don't have a lock on my door, so just play it cool, okay?" "Listen, you need some Vaseline, some fucking baby oil?" "Rub your dick up." "I want it hard as a fucking nail gun!" "No, that's the opposite of what I'm trying to tell you." "I don't want any more Y tu mamá también moments, okay?" " You got it." "You got it." " Got it, Billy?" "All right." "Okay." "Take some porn before you go." "Take some." " No, I probably shouldn't..." " No, no." "Please, come on." "Take that one, take that one too." "Take those." "You need it." "We need to get this baby up and going, perk that bitch up." "Take off your pants, you don't even need pants anymore." " All right, I'll take this one." " Take them off." " Take off your shirt, take off your shoes." " I'll take this one." " Can I take both?" " You need some more?" " Take some more?" " Take that one right there, too." " No, this is fine." " Are you sure?" "All right, just don't whisper..." " Don't whisper at my door please." " Okay." "Cock nunchucks." "Cochunchucks!" "I'm psyched." "Not freaking out." "Yeah, looking great." "You know, not scared at all, just ready to rock 'n' roll." "Yeah, rock out with our cocks out." "Let's do it, guys." "Ghost Team One!" "Lady Azalea isn't into this shit." "This didn't work." "I'm kind of relieved because I don't wanna fuck a ghost." "I don't, it wasn't fun." "Who would wanna fuck a ghost?" "That was stupid." "I just want everything to go back to normal." "You don't scare me, bitch!" "You don't!" "Sergio!" "I just want Sergio to come." "I can't even fucking get hard, man, not even a fucking half-chubber." "I don't know what the fuck is going on with my dick!" "I popped six Viagras and none of them worked, man!" "Oh, my God!" "Where's my Shake Weight?" "Fuck this shit!" "Fuck this shit!" "Fuck this shit." "Fuck it all." "Billy?" "What the fuck are you doing here?" "Have you been here this whole time?" "Have you heard from Sergio?" "Is he in here?" "Sergio?" "Sergio?" "Billy, follow me in here." "Sergio?" "Sergio!" "Sergio!" "What the fuck, dude?" "Just back up." "I thought you were dead, man." "The first thing I said was not to come into my room, and you bring Billy along." "I'm uncomfortable with..." "Billy's been sitting here the whole time." "I didn't even know he was here!" "Jesus Christ!" "What the fuck is that smell?" "I am naked under my covers, so please just back away." "Don't do that, please." " I was worried about you!" " I'm feeling very vulnerable and I need you guys to please leave right now." " Did you see the ghost?" " I didn't see the ghost." " I didn't either." " So it didn't work out, and now I just need five minutes to put some underwear on." "Please, just don't sit, don't touch my bed..." "Where's your underwear?" "I'll get them for you." "No, don't get my underwear for me." "Stop it!" "What's up, Billy?" "I mean, there are things that I'd be willing to do for research and there are things that..." "Just too much sometimes." "I saw tentacle porn." "You mean, like, a cartoon?" "No, the real deal." "Real tentacles with real people putting their junk in it." "It's..." "I miss Fernanda." "Yeah." "Hi!" "This is Fernanda." "Please leave a message." "Hey!" "Fernanda, what's going down?" "It's Sergio." "I miss you, Fernanda." "I'm sorry, I'm such an idiot for misinterpreting you making out with me and you letting me grab your boobs and stuff." "I just never felt this way, you know?" "I don't even wanna fuck you, I wanna make love to you." "The project, you know, is more important than whatever's happening between you and me or..." "Or Brad, or your boyfriend." "Which, you know, if you wanna bring him around sometime, just so he doesn't feel weird about stuff, that's totally cool." "I feel like dancing, you know what I'm saying?" "I'm in love, I'm in love and I don't care who knows it!" "What I'm trying to say is that I'm a grown-ass man and you don't need to worry a damn thing, girl." "I'm serious." "I don't know if your voice mail's getting full, but it cut me off this time a little bit earlier." "I'm such a rambler." "Fast forward through this one, go to the..." "Fast forward through the second, fast forward..." "And then go to the first, and that's where it starts, so we're backtracking." "Just..." "I don't even know if this is recording." "Mailbox full." "No!" "Feel me knocking?" "Let me in." "Talk to you soon." "I'm in love!" "It smells like fucking dick." "Brad!" "You gotta come and look at this right now." "Hold on." "No, no, no, don't hold on." "Please, just..." "Hold on." "Let me just clean up." " Hey, do you have, like, a..." " Dude, listen, listen..." "I just saw a security cam and..." "Brad, watch out!" " Hey, guys." " What's wrong with you?" " Hey, Chuck." " How's it going?" " Good, man." "How are you?" " You guys hungry?" " No." "No!" " I'm hungry." " I made some pho." " Some what?" " Pho." " What is that?" "It's a traditional Vietnamese noodle dish." "Can I taste it?" " Sure." " Don't taste it, Brad." " Can I have some?" " We gotta work, remember?" " Shut up!" "I'm hungry." " No, please don't." " No." " Of course, you can." " Just a little bit." " All right, just..." "Fucking just..." "No, we're gonna..." "No, no." "Fucking don't." "It's good, right?" "You made that?" "We're gonna work real quick." " We're under a lot of stress because..." " That's fantastic, Chuck." " ... we have a deadline and..." " That sounds fun." " That's a great robe." " Hey, Billy." "Brad, I gotta show you something." " Wow!" " Tasty, huh?" " Yeah!" " Sure you don't wanna try some?" "No, I'm good, 'cause I really gotta work." "Try some, Serge." " No, no, I'm good now." " He made us food, man." "After we work, we'll have all the pho that I can handle." "We don't have to work!" " Please." " Get over yourself." " But thank you, it was very generous." " Okay." "Bye, Billy." "Can you smell that, dude?" "Fucking throw it up." "Throw it up." "Throw it up." "Just throw it up." "We can't eat that shit." "Come here." "Come here, come here." "You gotta look at the fucking footage." "I just fucking saved your life." "Thank me later." "Come on." " And what am I looking at here?" " What the..." "Just look at him." " Is he smoking?" " Yeah." "That's the opium pipe we found, you know?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Is that what you were gonna show?" "Yeah, he's not sober anymore." " That's fucked up." " No, no, look at him." "Look at him now." "Look at him now." "Look at his face." "That's just O.P.P. face, baby." "That's not..." "You're making..." "First of all, you need to get off this whole," ""I-know-what-opium-does-to-people," 'cause you have no clue." " Yes, I do." " No, you don't!" "At least he's not doing cocaine and shit." "He's way nicer on opium." "This is not the face of a man that's on opium or any other kind of drug." " Yes, it is." " This is a man that's got a demon inside of him." "Listen to yourself for a second, okay?" "It's O.P.P. face." "Do you think it's a coincidence, that he's wearing an Asian..." "Whatever that is..." "Thrift store." "LA, welcome." "Do you think it's a coincidence that he's cooking pho?" "Chef lessons, he paints, he's a fucking artist, well-rounded." " Big deal." " You are a fucking blockhead." "I don't even know what that means." "Do you not see the pattern?" "It's Asian stuff!" "Asian." "Lady Azalea's Asian." " Asian!" "Possessed!" "Asian!" " He's picking up..." "He's trying out different cultures." "How else do you want me to spell it out?" "Remember when he tried being Turkish for a while?" " Holy shit!" "How hard is this..." " Hey, boys." "What are you guys watching?" " We're just doing the..." "A movie." " We were watching a video." " You wanna come in?" " Yeah." "Yeah, take a seat." "All right." " Is that me?" " No..." " Yeah, that's you." " Well, it's just footage, you know." "I'm a movie star." "That's a good one." "Can I..." "Let's watch?" "Well, I think, you know, we should probably..." "Start it over for him." "He's just smoking some opium." "You're so brave, aren't you?" "Can't believe I told you guys not to film me." "Can you believe that?" "I mean, it just kinda, just does its thing." "It's just on a loop recording." "We have no control over it." "What am I doing there?" "You're just..." "You know, let's just, let's just pause it." "It's just..." " Press play." " I just..." "No, I don't think it's a good idea." "Come on, press play." "I really must insist, Chuck..." "Press play!" "Come on." "What are you doing?" "Let's go, let's go!" "Come on." "Come on, man." "Come on, get the fuck..." " We gotta go." " Wait, wait, wait." " We gotta go." " He's not following us." "Just calm down!" "Back up, Billy!" "Not now." "Fernanda called." "I gotta tell her about this." "Fuck!" "Fernanda." "Hey." "I just missed your call." "I wish you would answer your phone calls." "Please just give me a call back when you get a chance." "Some crazy shit just happened." "All right, just call me back." " Well, basically, Chuck was..." " Fuck!" "She's in the house." " What?" " She's in the house!" "I'd like to report an emergency." "There's a demon in my house, and it's gonna kill the woman that I love and I would..." "Hello?" "Fuck, they hung up on me." "Fucking 911 hung up on me." " Hey." " What?" "We gotta go back." "Billy." "I'm sorry I yelled at you, buddy." "Let's go." "Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on." "Come on, buddy." "We don't have a lot of time, let's go." "Shit!" "Fuck!" "Okay, okay, okay." "I got it, I got it." "Go on, just go, just go without me." "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck." "Wait." "Turn on the light, turn on the light, turn on the light." " It's not working, it's not working." " What the fuck?" " You gotta go first." "I came in first." " I'm not gonna go upstairs." "I'm not gonna go!" "You go." "You go up there." "You go upstairs." "Billy!" "Billy, where you going?" "Billy." "Billy, where you going?" " Billy, you get the light." " Billy, wait." "Billy, you get the light." "Does my mother like the painting?" "She does?" "I knew it." "She always liked color blue." "Can I talk to Ricardo now?" "Lady Azalea, we have visitors!" "Guys, it's her!" "Hello, boys!" " Naughty, naughty!" " What are you guys doing?" "We're all friends." " Hello, little China boy." " Calm down." "Look, Becky, Becky." "Please, Becky, you gotta..." " What the fuck was that shit?" " What are you doing?" " No cell phones in the parlor." " Why you calling Becky?" "I don't know!" "I don't know!" "I fucked up, that was stupid!" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "Okay." "We don't..." "We don't have a signal!" "No!" "Come on, you boys are horny." "Everyone is horny." "I don't get horny at all." "Lady Azalea, you're so beautiful that they're just shy." "They're just shy guys." "Right?" " They're shy little Latino boys." " Yeah." "Guys, you gotta talk to her." "You never been to a pleasure house before?" "No, no, we've never been..." "I went to a chicken ranch in Guadalajara once with my dad, but..." " Shut the fuck up!" " I'm sorry." "I don't know." "Does chicken have these?" "No, I don't think so." "Lady Azalea, let's go painting." " Let's go painting." " Fernanda, stop it!" " Maybe talk to my mother and my friend." " Fernanda." " Please." " Fernanda, stop, stop." "You respect the pussy!" "Hey, guys, really hate to be those neighbors, but we need to talk about the noise level." " Eyes up here, pretty little China boy." " Hey, Lady Azalea, can we talk to Ricardo, please?" "I need to talk to Ricardo." "I need to know..." "Who the fuck is Ricardo?" "He's my boyfriend!" "I need to talk to him." "Does he love me?" " Is he dead?" " Is he dead?" "Yes, he died two years ago in a car crash." "Silence!" "I tell you, we talk about him later." "Fucking kidding me!" "Respect the pussy!" "Respect the pussy!" " And now you must pay." " Oh, my God." "No!" " I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." " Oh, my God, I'm so scared." "Respect the puss-a-la." "Now you must pay for the puss-a-la." "You pay!" "You pay now!" "Yes, we'll make an offering, guys." "We make an offering." "Okay, we'll pay." "We'll pay..." "Yes, yes." "Billy!" "Wait, put the money down." "Look, look, I can make an ATM run, and I can go get some..." " No!" " Are you serious?" "I got plenty of money." "Show me your pee-pee." "No, my pee-pee has a rash on it, so you don't wanna see it." " Fine, virgin boy, you show me." " No, no, I'm not a virgin." "Whatever she said about my virginity does not, has nothing to do with it." "I'm not gonna show you my penis." "I can't do that right now." " I'm not prepared to show you my penis." " Show me your pee-pee." " Just show him your pee-pee!" " I don't wanna show him my penis!" "Guys, we're not going anywhere until we have an adult conversation." "We're just gonna wait right here." "I don't want to." "I don't want to." "I don't want to." " Please don't do this to me." " Show me your pee-pee." "I'm not gonna do it." "I'm not gonna..." " Serge!" "Serge!" "Serge!" " Oh, my God!" "What's happening?" "Let him go!" "What's going on?" "Serge!" "Serge!" "What's happening to you?" " Serge!" " I got your pee-pee!" "I got your pee-pee!" "Hello?" "Oh, my God!" "What is that?" " No!" " Do you need help?" " We are coming in." " Open the door!" "I feel as though we have been invited." "I think so, I think so." "They need help." "Brad!" "Let go!" "You're making it worse!" "Hold the door!" "Damn it!" "Please, come and join us." "Actually, the noise is not a problem." "Exorcise this motherfucker, please!" " Exorcise?" " Do an exorcism!" "We don't believe in that!" "Okay!" "All right!" "All right!" "Hold him down!" "Hold him down!" " To the bed." "To the bed." " I like these boys." "They're touching me." " This is..." " In the name of Jesus and the authority of the Melchizedek priesthood," "I cast thee out!" "I cast thee out!" "I don't think he understands!" "Billy Chen, translate!" "I don't speak Vietnamese." " Fuck you, Billy." " I speak a little French." "Who the fuck cares about French?" "Vietnam was a French colony" " under Indochina rule." " Okay, okay!" "Here, take it!" "Come on!" "Get his feet!" "Louder!" " What is he saying?" "What is he saying?" " I have no idea!" "Wait!" "I'm only six." "You guys are hurting my arms." "If you hurt me, you can't fuck me." "I don't wanna fuck you!" "Jesus Christ!" "Oh, my God, it worked." "Thank you, Lord Jesus." "Fernanda." " Ricardo?" " No, no!" "Keep going!" "Keep going!" " It's not him!" "Keep going!" "Keep going!" " Who's Ricardo?" " No, it's not him." " Ricardo." "It's not him." "Don't let them take me away from you." " No, no." " Please." "I missed you so much." "Just stop!" "What the fuck?" "What the fuck?" "Holy shit!" "Holy shit!" "I make his head explode." "Hey, Billy." "You might be next." "Brad..." " Becky!" " No, don't close the door!" "Oh, my God, what the fuck?" "Welcome to the house of whore." "You came for me!" "No, she not for you." "I for you." "No, no, no, I don't want a new girl." "Come here." "Rick me." " What?" " Rick me." " Rick you?" " You rick me." "Rick my rabia." " Rick of Arabia?" " Dude, lick his fucking labia!" "No!" "It's what he said." "You rick me, I ret you go." " Really?" " Even Steven." "Brad, don't." "Turn off the camera, Billy." "What, no!" "There's no labia!" " I gotta do it!" " He has to do it." " This one's for you." " Brad!" " It was always for you." " Brad." "My nipple is getting hard." "Billy, turn off the camera!" "Billy, you no listen." "Shit!" " My God!" "Billy!" " Billy!" "Billy!" "Billy!" "Here we go." " Rick it." "Rick my wet, hot pussy." " Come on, Brad." "Suck the demon out, Brad." " Brad!" "Suck the demon out!" " You don't have to do this." "Come on!" "Suck the demon out!" "Billy, you come get the camera." "I want to enjoy this." "Yes, this is going to be a hardcore." "Get in there." "Respect..." " I can't!" "I can't do it." "I can't, I can't." " Fuck!" "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." "I think I got it, I think I got it." "Fernanda, do you have drugs in your bag?" " Yeah, of course, I hadn't even..." " You have coke?" "Go get it, go get it." "Come on." "Brad!" "If we can't get Lady Azalea out of Chuck, then we can suck Chuck out of Lady Azalea!" "What do you mean?" "Respect the pussy." "You no respect the pussy!" " Oh, my God, Brad!" " What the..." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God, Brad, your penis is bleeding!" "Holy shit!" "All right!" "Yeah!" "That is what I am talking about." "You guys..." "Man!" "This is great." "Ching Chong's here." "It means it's a party." "Is that..." "Is that a dead guy?" "Ricardo?" "Are you..." "Are you still there?" "Yeah..." "Ricardo, yeah, sí..." "It's been so long." " My love." "I love you." " Sí." " I love you so much." "I'll never let you go." " Sí." "Be here with me." "Yes, yeah!" "Yo understando." "I think our relationship is a lot better than what it used to be." "We're just happy to be alive, we're happy to have our friendship ever so strong." "Happy to have our manhood intact." "And we celebrate it." "We celebrate it, you know?" "And I think that's important." "I don't think a lot of people celebrate their friends." "We camped out on the beach." "We camped out on the beach." "Soothing." "And it's very symbolic because it's..." "Yeah, today is the day." "Today's the day I can see what's left." "The doctor said that..." "My doctor said that I could do physical activities, like, you know, swimming and anything that raises my blood pressure because my wounds are fully healed." "It's like a rebirth for me, you know, I'm being rebirthed." "According to police, it's humanly impossible for someone to implode my" " testicle..." " Or head." "Without any physical contact." "All the cops are flirting with Fernanda and I'm on the floor nearly bleeding to death." "And they're like, "What did you do to yourself?"" " They love Fernanda." " I mean, she looks so fucking good." " She looks so fucking good." " I mean, she did." "Okay." "I miss her a little bit." "You know?" "But I feel like I've, you know, I've worked it through and..." "Like, it's a lot of pain..." "Like, it made my heart seal up, and, like, it got, like a shield." "Like, I have a shielded heart now." "So in a way, she helped me." "Fernanda helped us." "Right?" "It's water under the bridge, right?" " We don't talk to Fernanda, all right?" " We don't." "We don't have to deal with it." "That's it." "We have washed our hands off this situation." " We pay rent once a month." " We do have to pay rent because we're part of the lease and that's kind of a thing." " We have, like, three months left." " There's three months left." "Plus, Chuck is, you know, volatile." " Hey!" "Hola, motherfuckers." " Hey, buddy!" " Hey, Chuck." " What's up, man?" "Hey, it's Ricardo." "You guys got that shit?" " Yeah, yeah, right here, man." " Cool, cool, cool." " I'm gonna come down." " Okay, buddy." "Hold it!" "Hey, hey." "Tell them that I'm doing queso fundido!" "Hey, you guys..." "You guys want some queso fundido?" "No, no, we're good, man." "We're all full." "They're all set." "They're all set, sweetheart." " You guys sure?" " Yeah." "No, no, we're totally..." " You want some cheese?" "You sure?" " No, we're good, Chuck." " Hey." "It's Ricardo." " What?" "I'm sorry?" " It's Ricardo." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "You'll blow my fucking game." " Careful." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "You guys don't wanna blow my game, man." "She thinks I'm a ghost." " That's cool." " Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got my shit?" " Yep." "Got cash for you." " Cash money, good, good, good." " Yeah." " Smells good." "Hey, guys, really, bring it in here." "Chico!" "Hi, Serge, Brad!" "You guys wanna come and play Ouija and ride the white demon?" "Demon!" "Yeah!" "I'm kidding." "You guys want queso fundido?" " Yeah, yeah." " No, no, no, we're good." "No." "Cheese?" "They're good on the cheese, babe." "Okay, mi amor." "No cheese for us." "Man." "She's pretty crazy about ghosts." " Yeah, no kidding." " Don't worry." "I got it under control." "Okay, that's a real gun." "You know what?" "You can't really shoot ghosts." " You can shoot anything." " Chuck, are you sure you wanna..." "Shit!" "I was..." "Yeah." "Well, survived one, there." "We'll see him next time." "Let's get out of here before it gets crazy." "Come on." " I wanted some queso fundido." " You wanted queso?" " It just..." "It sounded really good." " We'll get you queso." " I just..." " It's all right." "You don't want that queso." "Nobody should ever have that."

"(low whirring)" "(wind chimes tinkling)" "(robust jazz music playing)" "Old Mr. Kringle is soon gonna jingle" "The bells that'll tingle all your troubles away" "Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag" "(distant): 'Cause Christmas is coming again" "He's got a sleigh full lt's not gonna stay full of stuff that he's dropping..." " (cork pops) - (distant, indistinct chatter)" "Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag" "'Cause Christmas is coming again" "He'll be here" "(chatter continues)" "He's got a sleigh full lt's not gonna stay full" "Of stuff that he's dropping every stop of the way" "Everybody's waiting for the man with the bag" "'Cause Christmas is coming again" "He'll be here... (chatter continues)" "(rustling)" "(door squeaking)" "(clattering in distance)" "(rattling)" "(sighs)" "(sighs)" "(muffled screaming)" "(distant cackling)" "(buzzer sounding)" "(cackling continues nearby)" "(orderly humming)" "Merry Christmas." "Merry Christmas from your friends and family at the Clark Sanitarium." "ORDERLY:" "Merry Christmas." "Happy holidays." "PATIENT:" "Leave me alone!" "Merry Christmas." "Happy holidays." "Happy birthday." "Behold." "Wise men from the east came to Jerusalem, saying, "Where..."" "How'd you get in here?" "The door was open." "L was looking for the children's ward, and I got lost." "GUARD:" "This ain't no place for Santa Claus." "Not at Christmas." "(patient screaming in distance)" "Lenz?" "(door squeaking)" "Billy Lenz?" "That's the guy that killed his family at Christmas, back when I was a kid." "You know, a lot of people say he's dead." "(squeaking)" "Poke your head inside." "Check if he's been naughty or nice." "No, that's... it's okay." "L thought so." "You guys keep him locked up with just a padlock?" "That lock's just to make him feel at home." "Right, 'cause his mom kept him locked in the basement his whole life." "The attic." "See, that's the key to Billy Lenz." "He just wants to feel at home, especially on Christmas." "He's tried to escape every year just to be home on Christmas." "It tastes like chicken." "Because it's chicken." "It's the closest we could get to how" "Mom used to taste." "Kyle..." "Kyle..." " Mm." " It's late." "L have to go inside." "Mm-mm." " Mm-hmm." " Mm-mm." "They might be waiting for me." "("Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" ring tone plays)" "See?" "That's them calling." "You can be with them any time." "Yeah, but it's not any time, though." "It's Christmas." "L know, but it's our first." "We should be together." "We will." "On Christmas Day." "L can't wait until you see what I got you." "(both chuckle)" "And then, we'll be together all week." "Well, besides when I have to work." "Look, I'm excited, baby, but I got to be with my sorority sisters, too." "L mean, I've never really had a big family." "L'm your family now." "L love you." "L'll see you later." "(phone ringing)" "Hello." "(jingle bells ringing)" "L love those J-l-N-G-L-E bells" "Bong!" "Jingle bells" "Jingle bells, jingle all the way" "Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh" "Jingle bells, jingle bells..." "WOMAN:" "Billy." "(sighs) Billy." "Billy..." "Girls, I can't find Billy's present under the tree here." "Come on, girls, we can't start the Secret Santa without Billy's present." "Hello?" "Who drew" "Billy's name?" "Um, Ms. Mac, it's a Secret Santa." "Can't we just get on with this thing, so I can party for a few days before having to deal with the family on Christmas." "Have you looked outside?" "Lt's raining hail the size of Yao's ball sack." "It'll stop." "The party gods won't allow me to be here by myself" " over Christmas break." " Oh, I'll be here, Dana." "Yeah, they're making me work next week." "That sucks... everyone should be home for Christmas." "All right, all right, who's not here?" "Um, like everybody." "Chelsea?" "She went home this morning." " Greer?" " No, that was her on the phone." "She and Erin and Taylor are off on that cozy little ski trip with the boys from G.A.D. Next door." "Didn't I see Clair earlier?" "Lsn't she upstairs writing a card to her sister?" "No, I think her sister picked her up earlier." "Remember, this is the occasion for Clair and her sister and her mom to... bury the hatchet and rediscover each other." "Oh." "L'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister... (dialing) ...right in her head." "(man cackling in distance)" "(patient yammering in distance)" "(patient yelping in distance)" "(patient shouting in distance)" "(chair squeaking)" "(patient whimpering nearby)" "In your dreams, Billy." "In your dreams." "(girls giggling)" "Lauren, we're opening up presents." "(door opens)" "Clair, we're opening up presents." "Okay, I realize that you're an only child, so let me explain." "Christmas is just Darwin." "The weak get eaten." "(pounding)" "We're opening up gifts right now!" "Lf you're not downstairs in five minutes, your presents are mine!" "(chuckles)" "Now show me." "Okay." "(pounding at door)" "We're opening up presents in five minutes!" "Lf you're not downstairs, then I'm going to take your presents." "Just fuck Christmas." "Fuck it." "(softly):" "Whatever." "Hey, Megan, are you okay?" "Yes!" "(whispering):" "No." "Megan..." "(sighs)" "LAUREN:" "Honestly, Santa loves... (footsteps)" "(chair creaking)" "(panting)" "(clattering)" "(footsteps)" "(creaking)" "("Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" playing)" "(creaking)" "(creaking)" "(clattering)" "(door creaking)" "(song continues)" "(playing "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy")" "All right." "Who's fucking with me?" "(song continues)" "Clair?" "What are you doing?" "(screaming)" "(muffled screams)" "(screaming)" "("Deck the Halls" playing)" "Fa la la la la la la la la" "'Tis the season to be jolly" "Hey, Santa, if I sit on your lap, will you give me what I want for Christmas?" "(chuckles)" "SANTA:" "L don't know, you've been good all year." "You sure you want to blow it on the last day, huh?" "L'll be good." "L bet you will." "Happy holidays." " Yeah." " (scoffs)" "Ever seen the backseat of a sleigh?" "(door closing)" "Fa la la la la la la la la" "You know, Santa checks his list twice." "L know you're very, very naughty." "Hello?" "WOMAN:" "Santa, my shift's over." "(chuckles)" "(slurps)" "You know, Santa's not one to keep a girl waiting." "(sharp thud)" "Mrs. Mac, why don't you open the present we got you." "Because we have to open Billy's present first." "It's a 15-year Delta Alpha Kappa tradition." "Okay, I... I drew that name." "But can I say, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm really not okay with any of this." "L mean, buying a Christmas present for a serial killer?" "MELISSA:" "No, you see, serial killers murder repeatedly for sexual thrill." "Billy Lenz was a spree killer." "Dude just fucking lost it." "Thank you." "HEATHER:" "Oh, whatever, Melissa, okay?" "L'm just offended by a pagan sacrifice to ward off evil spirits on Christmas." "Heather, we're just having a little bit of fun." "Christmas is more about warding off evil spirits than Halloween." "What Christmas shit in this room resembles anything Christian, huh?" "Lt's all neo-pagan magic." "Christmas tree... a magical rite ensuring the return of the crops." "The mistletoe is nothing but a conception charm." "Fifth century Christians jacked a Roman winter festival... 12 days in December where the nights were long and the Earth was roamed by the demons of chaos." "And fucking Santa Claus?" "This fat voyeur that watches you all year long to make sure you live up to his standards of decency before breaking into your house?" "And that is different from what Billy did... how?" "Billy didn't break in." "Billy lived here." "(puffing)" "MS. MAC (voice-over):" "Billy Edward Lenz was born with a rare liver disease that gave him yellow skin." "Merry Christmas, Billy." "His parents hated each other." "The mother hated Billy." "He was not the child she always wanted." "When she looked at her son, all she saw was her husband." "(tapping cigarette)" "(ornaments rattling)" "(glass crunching)" "MOTHER:" "Why you bothering putting with those cookies?" "Santa ain't coming to see you." "Russians shot his sleigh down." "Santa Claus... is dead." "(whispering):" "Don't listen to her." "Listen, if you go upstairs to your room, you'll find something for yourself." "Now, go." "(switch clicks)" "(grunts softly)" "FATHER:" "Look, I don't give a shit if you're mean to me, but to your own kid on Christmas?" "MOTHER:" "This is my present to myself." "L don't have to listen to you no more." "FATHER:" "You didn't listen to me before." "(door slams downstairs)" "FATHER:" "Who are you?" "What the fuck do you want?" "MOTHER:" "He's my family now." "FATHER:" "Get out of here!" "MAN:" "She's mine now." "FATHER:" "This guy?" "This guy, this piece of shit, is your boyfriend?" "MOTHER:" "Gonna be my husband." "FATHER:" "Hey, what the fuck is that?" "L was in Vietnam." "Do you think I'm afraid of a dude holding a fucking hammer?" "No!" "(thud, Father grunts)" "(punch landing)" "(glass breaking, Father screams)" "(Father grunts, punches landing)" "(glass breaking, loud thud)" "(dull thud)" "(breaths shuddering)" "(metal striking)" "(footsteps)" "(door opens)" "(man panting)" "(wallboard creaks)" "(scraping, digging)" "(both grunting, panting)" "(clattering)" "(gasps)" "(clattering)" "(object rolling)" "(phone ringing)" "(ringing continues)" "Alpha Kappa." "Hello?" "Hello-hello." "(chuckles)" "Very funny, Kyle." "L think someone's in trouble." "(beeps)" "(frantic breathing over intercom)" "VOICE (imitating Mother):" "You want a Christmas cookie?" "You're my cookie, and I could gobble you up!" "Billy, what have you done?" "!" "(sobbing):" "What have you done?" "(imitating Stepfather):" "Where's Agnes?" "!" "(imitating Billy):" "She's my family now." "Hey, shouldn't you get going?" "Don't you have lots of toys to deliver" " to good little boys and girls?" " Shh." "VOICE (panting):" "Get out of my house." "L'm gonna kill you." " Call the police." " LAUREN:" "Please." "Police ain't gonna do shit about one wack-job phone call." "Just dial "star 69."" "MELISSA:" "That just calls him back... unless there's something you need him to clarify." "(beep)" "Caller I.D. Says Clair's cell." "You really shouldn't provoke somebody like that." "What would you know about dealing with anyone other than your NASCAR daddy?" "L'm going home." "Yeah, yeah, run to Daddy!" "At least my family wants me to come home." "kelli:" "You guys, come on." "It's, like, Christmastime." "Yeah." "Come on, Heather." "What about your present?" "Give it to Billy." "Merry Christmas, Heather." "Merry Christmas, everyone." "You're all like my family now." "Oh." "Thanks, Eve." "That's... that's so sweet." "L know you like the Bible and stuff." "MS. MAC:" "Well, that's the spirit!" "Well, come on, everybody." "Let's get this thing rolling." "What have we got here now?" "Oh!" "Melissa." "There you are." "And, uh..." "Let's see..." "Dana, very nice." "L wonder what this could be." "And let's see..." "Aw, "Mrs. Mac."" "You shouldn't have." "L'll open it later." "("Carol of the Bells" playing)" "(grunting, panting)" "Not again." "(grunting)" "(snoring)" "Every goddamn time." "(snoring)" "(rocking chair creaking)" "(latch clicking)" "("Carol of the Bells" continues)" "MOTHER:" "My little Agnes." "(footsteps thudding, chandelier tinkling)" "She's my family now." "MS. MAC:" "All right, let's get this party going." "Um, let's see." "This one's for Megan." "Kelli, is Megan coming down?" "All right, we'll save that one for later." "Uh..." "Oh." "Here's one for Mrs. Mac." "Ooh, it's a big one." "(chuckles)" "All right, I'll wait." "And here is another one for Melissa." "It's a little one." "Well, you know what they say." "Big things come in small pa..." "Well, something like that;" "I don't know." "It's all right, let's see what else." "Then we'll open the stockings." "Oh, Eve, wait, wait." "Let me find your gift." "Eve..." ""To Eve from Santa."" "Eve?" "Does Eve have someplace to be?" "The Island of Misfit Toys." "Her mother was a legacy." "And?" "Her mother's dead." "She has no boyfriend, no family." "L mean, really, where does she have to go?" "(footsteps crunching snow)" "(footsteps crunching snow)" "Who hasn't gotten a gift yet?" "Uh..." "Lauren?" "Just give her a shot of tequila, wish her happy holidays, and she's good to go." "Happy holidays." "MELISSA:" "All right, look, I know this is the whole Secret Santa thing, but I know, um, Clair drew your name." "(chuckles)" "Oh, yeah?" "She get me anything good?" "Oh, yeah." "It's a music box." "(sighs)" "Lt plays "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies."" "Oh, fuck, no." "L'm starting to see the sugar plum fairies." "L don't need to hear the little fuckers, too." "Language." "Language." "(wind whistling)" "WOMAN (over speakers):" "Wireless services report several microwave relay stations are off-line." "Now, a relay station sends calls out of the area, so that is why your cell may work on local calls, but not on long distance." "Ooh-hoo-hoo!" "(laughter)" "Does it come with a man to wear it for?" "(laughter)" "Whoo!" "Here is our real present." "(phone ringing)" "L got it." "Why is Megan calling here?" "(phone continues ringing)" "Hey, where are you?" "VOICE (imitating Mother):" "She's my family now." "(imitating Melissa):" "Everyone should be home for Christmas." "(imitating Billy):" "L'll be home for Christmas." "L'm going to bury the hatchet, in your head." "That was not Megan." "(speed-dial beeping)" "(line ringing)" "WOMAN (on answering machine):" "You have reached the main menu of Clement University campus security." "During the Christmas break..." "Is Megan in her room?" "L don't know." "L was just packing." "What..." "What's going on?" "(Kelli and Heather screaming)" "(groans)" "KELLI (panting):" "Oh, my God." "Kyle." "What are you doing in there?" "L wanted to spend the night with you." "It's okay." "KYLE:" "And I knew that mama-san and your sisters here would kick me out, so I-I tried to sneak into your room, but the window wasn't open, so I, uh, I saw that, I saw that Megan's was," "so I climbed up here to see you." "Is Megan in her room?" "L don't know." "You climbed up into her room, and you don't know if she's in it?" "Lt's dark." "LAUREN:" "Does he think we're fucking stupid?" "You were in Megan's room." "The call came from Megan's cell." "What call?" "MELISSA:" "Can I just say, I'm sorry, but that-that fucking voice, that was not Megan or Kyle." "That was the fucking devil, okay?" "And they were not talking to us." "They were talking to Billy." "KYLE:" "Billy Lenz, the guy that used to live in this house?" "Well, you're definitely getting punked." "Yeah, Billy Lenz is our fucking life." "You know, you spoiled bitches, you come here for a couple of years and you leave." "L live here." "L stay here." "L used to play on this street before they turned them into frat houses." "This was the house that scared the shit out of us, my whole life." "What happened?" "You mean after he washed down his..." "Christmas cookies with a glass of milk?" "("Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" playing)" "(squeaking)" "("Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" playing)" "MOTHER:" "Merry Christmas, Agnes." "(thudding)" "(whispering):" "Ls that Santa's reindeer?" "There's nothing up there." "Do you want a Christmas cookie?" "You're my cookie, and I could gobble you up." "(tree rustling, ornaments clinking)" "(gas hissing)" "(inhales deeply)" "(phone ringing)" "Merry Christmas." "Hey." "Merry Christmas." "MAN:" "She's my family now." "(snoring)" "(weakly):" "Agnes?" "(stepfather snoring)" "(crunching)" "Billy!" "What have you done?" "!" "Where's Agnes?" "!" "Billy, where's Agnes?" "What your mother and I must know is..." "Billy!" "Where's Agnes?" "!" " (Agnes screaming)" " What have you done?" " What have you done?" " (blows landing)" "(Billy growls, squishing sound)" "(Agnes screaming)" "(sobbing hysterically)" "(thud, record scratches)" "(sobbing hysterically)" "(electrical crackling, Billy growls)" "(throaty gasping)" "(phone line beeping, electrical crackling)" "(Billy growls)" "(blows thudding)" "(object clatters)" "(thudding continues)" "(squishing)" "(sizzling)" "(Agnes crying softly)" "(door creaking)" "Little girl in the corner, she's hurt." "Go check her out." "(indistinct police radio communication)" "(Agnes crying softly)" "(indistinct police radio communication)" "(floorboards squeaking)" "(door slowly creaking)" "(indistinct police radio communication)" "(crunching)" "(sirens approaching)" "(crunching)" "KYLE (voice-over):" "Billy was declared insane." "They sent him away to Clark Sanitarium." "(crow cawing)" "Paramedics saved his sister, Agnes." "She lost her right eye." "All scarred up, mother murdered, an inbred." "Her father, Billy, who was her brother, Billy... a fucking psycho." "They sent her to an orphanage." "Like, what chance did she have that a foster family would ever take her?" "No one's seen her since." "(rocking chair creaking rhythmically)" "(wind howling)" "Did they ever find out from him why he killed his family?" "Well... it seemed to him that's how they showed their love." "(door slams shut)" "Clair?" "(drawers sliding open and shut)" "MS. MAC:" "Megan?" "(clock ticking)" "Can we help you?" "She was supposed to call." "L'm Clair's sister." "Where is she?" "L'm kind of worried about Megan." "Who knows what her deal is, okay?" " Can we go to my apartment?" " No." "She was weird before." "L mean, she was a bitch to me, and that's never happened." "And we've been getting these weird phone calls, one from her cell, and her car's still outside, and she's just, what, gone in the middle of this weather?" " Hey." " Ow." "What, exactly, are you looking for?" "Like, a note or something that says she's okay." "All her stuff is here, and her car is outside." "Okay." "Call her cell." "MS. MAC:" "You're a legacy?" "What year?" "'93, '94, I don't know." "L started late, I quit early." "1993's the year I became housemother." "L don't remember you." "L mean, this was supposed to be such a big fucking weekend." "Excuse my language, but I drove all the way out here in this shitty, shitty weather." "L blew off a weekend in Vail with a cardiologist... I love that coat." "(phone beeps)" "Voice mail." "(sighs)" "Meg, hi, it's Kel." "Um, look, I was just wondering if you were okay, and, you know, wanted to know what happened to you and stuff, so... can you just call me back, please, on my cell?" "Okay, bye." "(phone snaps shut)" "(soft rustling)" "MS. MAC:" "Clair's name is "Crosby."" "This says "Colvin."" "The divorce will be final in March." "What else do you need?" "Look, I can't tell you any secrets about my sister, because I don't really know her." "I-I-I can't tell you anything about this place, because I really fuckin' hated it here." "Um... I see Billy still gets a Christmas present." "Oh, this is new." "It's not, uh... for Billy, it's for Alpha Kappa from Billy." "(clock chiming)" "That wasn't here before." "Well, let's open it." "(wind whistling)" "(gasps)" "What if there's something on her computer, like, uh, an e-mail or something that says where she is?" "Hey, you know what?" "L don't... I don't feel comfortable." "Uh, whatever, like, invading someone's privacy like this." "Try calling the police again." "(thudding)" "(scraping)" "Who put this under the tree?" "She put it there." "She found it." "Are you actually giving me shit when none of you can tell me where my sister is, huh?" "Where's her room?" "Well, you know what that is?" "The attic window's open." "What, you think she's up there?" "LEIGH:" "You know her better than I do." "L'm her half-sister, 12 years older." "Clair was in, um... I don't know, second grade when I moved in here, this room." "It's weird how, at this age, 12 years seems like nothing." "In fact, in a weird way, she seems older." "She was the one who wanted to bridge that time, finally get to know each other while we could." "Can, you know, while we can." " (paper rustling)" " HEATHER:" "Hey." "Same paper as the present Eve gave me." "That paper's dated December 26, 1991." "Eve lives in Billy's room." "Maybe she's, like, obsessed with him." "L'm gonna go up to her room and see if there's any of that old newspaper or anything up there." "Look, I'm tellin' you, it's the window, Kelli, okay?" "Can we just get up to the attic, and I will close it." "(gasps)" "Maybe she changed her mind and just... (clears throat) ...left." "(electrical crackling)" "(electrical crackling)" "(electrical crackling)" "(gasps)" "(electrical humming)" "(computer trills)" "(Kelli gasps)" "(computer beeps)" "Look, this was before you came here." "Okay?" "L did not put this on the 'Net." "A guy at my work, he got pissed off at me, and he stole my tapes." "(wry laugh) Tapes, Kyle?" "How many are there, you fucking liar?" "!" "(door creaking)" "(wind whistling)" "KELLI (crying):" "L can't even believe that this person is you." "How could you do such a thing?" "L saw you so different." "(papers rustling)" "(electronic beeping)" "(electronic beeping)" "KELLI (screaming):" "Get out!" "Get the fuck out!" "Am I gonna show up on there?" "Lsn't sex enough, Kyle?" "You need little visual trophies to get your thrill?" "Why don't you shut the fuck up?" "!" " Hey, hey, hey!" " Go, Kyle, now!" "L got her, Ms. Mac." "It's okay, baby." " I got you." " (retching)" "Kelli, I really like you." "A lot." "L don't blame you for hating me." "But I wasn't dealing." "L wasn't knocking over 7-Elevens." "L didn't hurt anybody." "Yeah, Merry Christmas, asshole." "Fuck all you bitches." "Get out of here now!" "Get out of here." "Go." "Go!" "(retching)" "(Melissa speaks softly)" "Kelli... (door closes)" "Um, th-this is Clair's sister." "(wind whistling)" "(Kelli crying softly)" "How fucked up is it that the only other house on this street has power?" "This one doesn't." " (sighs)" " You okay?" "(moans)" " Mel?" " Yeah?" "You're a better sister to me than my own sister." "Yeah, Dick Cheney's a better sister to you than your sister." "(weakly):" "You know what I mean." "Yeah, I know." "Ew." "L love you, too, but, honey, you're really, really smelly." "You need to take a shower." "Can you handle it?" "Mm-hmm." "Okay." "Come on." "(toilet flushing)" "DANA:" "Oh, shit." "The main breaker's underneath the house." "What?" "L'm not the totally helpless daddy's girl these bitches make me out to be." "Okay, then go outside and turn the power on." "Are you high?" "L'm not goin' outside." "It's freezing." "It'll take two seconds." "You know where the power is." "L'll keep looking for Clair." "Oh, fine." "Ow." "L'm gonna go put a trash can by your bed, okay?" "(groans)" "LAUREN:" "Fuck." "(sighs)" "(water turns off)" "(water dripping)" "You good, drunky?" "Okay." "No more drinking." "(groans)" "Okay, trash can's right here, okay?" "(moans softly)" "Merry fuckin' Christmas." "(door closes)" "(wind blowing)" "Of course." "(rustling)" "(rustling)" "Lt's okay." "Up in Eve's closet, I found this, and these." "(panting)" "Clair?" "(gasps)" "Fuck you, Santa Claus." "(wind blowing)" "(door creaking)" "(wind whistling)" "(sighs)" "Eve, you crazy bitch." "L can see your breath." "(screaming)" "(screaming)" "(grunting)" "(screaming)" " (grunts) - (screaming)" "(sharp thud, Dana grunts)" "(squishing)" "(eerie theme plays)" "(door creaking)" "(snow globe playing "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy")" "(playing "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy")" "("Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" ring tone playing)" "Lt must be Kyle." "What do I do?" "Answer it." "(breathes deeply)" "Lt says Dana's cell." "VOICE (imitating Dana):" "Help!" "(woman screaming)" "Help me." "Help me." "She's my family now." "(gasps)" " Dana?" " (gasps)" "Dana, where are you?" "!" "She went around back to the fuse box." "Eve's car." "She never left." "Heather, we have to find Dana first!" "Shit." "Dana!" "MELISSA:" "The fuse box is under the house!" "Dana!" "Kelli!" "(panting)" "Oh, my God." "Oh, and I can't open it!" "Come on!" "What's she doing, sleeping in her car?" "Lt's, like, zero degrees out." "(both scream)" "(both gasping)" "(screaming)" "Holy fuck!" "(girls gasping)" "He's out here." "What?" "What?" "Damn it!" "Shit." "Shit." "Come on." "Fuck!" "What's going on?" "911 is experiencing heavy caller traffic because of the storm." "Hello?" "Hello." "Yes, yes." "(panting):" "A girl is... is dead." "Outside." "Yes!" "Yes, I know her." "Her name is Eve Agnew." "And we're positive that she's been murdered." "He's home." "MELISSA:" "No." "No, no, no, no, no, Ms. Mac." "Billy is dead." "And three other girls are..." "Are missing." "Missing." "Are missing." "566 Oakdale." "We're the second house on the..." "Right." "Alpha Kappa sorority." "Kelli Presley." "Wait, how long until..." "What?" "!" "No, no!" "We think he's still outside!" "Would you wait around that long after what I just told you?" "Get your purse!" "kelli:" "Please, isn't there anything that you..." "Goddamn it!" "The storm." "Pile-ups over 91." "Reservists can't make it out because the streets are all ice." "Trees have fallen, and they said they can maybe, maybe be here in two hours." "Well, we're all gonna be out of here in two minutes." "Get your things." " And what about Dana?" " We'll just go over to the ADG house and get help." "No, they-they've all gone home or-or skiing." "kelli:" "Okay, okay, whose family lives the closest, just-just call them." "Lauren, her mom lives in Boston." "Even if we could reach them on their cell phone, it would take four or five hours before they got here." "Oh, shit, Lauren..." " Let's go." " No." "We stay together." "We lock up the house..." "we got the fireplace poker, a ski pole or some shit, and for the next two hours not let each other out of our sights." "No." "We are driving to the police station." " In this weather?" " Even if they can't do anything, at least we will all be safe there." "Yeah, and we're not all here!" "Lf we were, then I would go." "That's right." "Unless I see otherwise, I'm believing that Clair is alive." "And when she comes back, it is not gonna be to an empty house." "We are safer sticking together." "All right, then get your coats." "Mel, come on, we're leaving!" "Let's go!" "L'm not leaving Lauren, you bitch!" "We're sisters... so act like it." "We'll get the police here as soon as we can." "Let's go." "(wind blowing)" "(door creaks)" "(snorts, groans)" "(Ms. Mac gasps)" "Whoa!" "We can't see the car." "Maybe from Lauren's room?" "(panting)" "(grunting)" "(panting)" "(closes door)" "(grunts) Open up, please, Mrs. Mac." "(engine grinding)" "(Heather banging on window)" "Oh, come on, you piece of shit." "(engine grinding)" "(engine starts)" "("We Wish You a Merry Christmas" playing on radio)" "(screams)" "Come on." "(panting)" "kelli:" "They got the car started." "Go, go, go." "All right." "What are you doing?" "Here you go." "What is that thing?" "Are you kidding?" "(groans)" "(quietly):" "Privileged bitch." "Frigid Southern princess." "Good tidings for Christmas, and a... (grunting)" "(car creaks)" "(screams)" "(gasping)" "(screams)" "LEIGH:" "Why aren't they leaving?" "Should we go check on them?" "Let's go." "Stay with your friend." "(door opens and closes)" "("We Wish You a Merry Christmas" playing in distance)" "(gasps)" "(gasps)" "(screaming in distance)" "Kelli?" "Kelli!" "Kelli?" "(screaming)" "(continues screaming)" "Come on!" "Fucking window!" "(fierce grunts)" "(grunts)" "(grunting)" "(grunting)" "(pounding on door)" "Lt's blocked." "(car engine rattles to a stop)" "Come on." "Come on." "Oh, God." "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit." "(heavy footsteps)" "Go!" " Lauren, where's Mel?" " KELLl:" "Shut up." " Where is Melissa?" " He'll hear you." "(footsteps)" "(Kelli panting)" "(beeping)" "(slow footsteps)" "("Jingle Bells" ring tone playing)" "("Jingle Bells" continues)" "("Jingle Bells" stops)" "(yelling, grunting)" "Oh, my God..." "Kyle!" "LEIGH:" "Stop!" "Lt's me!" "(grunting)" " No!" " (screams)" "(screaming)" "(yelling)" "Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!" "There are two bodies in the driveway." " Maybe you did it!" " No!" "Maybe you did that!" "Lt wasn't... him." "How do you know?" "(dialing)" "(wind howling)" "("Jingle Bells" ring tone playing)" "("Jingle Bells" continues)" " (light clattering) - ("Jingle Bells" stops)" "(wind howling)" "(creaking footfalls)" "(phone playing "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy")" "(whispering over phone):" "Where's Agnes?" " (girl whimpering in background)" " What have you done..." "Billy?" "She's my family now." "(creaking footfalls)" "(snaps phone shut)" "(whispers, panting):" "He's in the attic... and I hear someone else." "(floorboards creaking)" "(whispering):" "Hey, hey, no fucking way." "Let's go." "Clair might be alive..." "she might be up there." "No, Eve's not, Heather's not, Ms. Mac... I heard more than one voice on those phone calls." "And I have searched the whole house." "And I've seen under it." "Where else could he be?" "Until I see that she's dead, she is alive." "This is Billy fucking Lenz we're talking about here, okay?" "He's probably listening to us right now." "Yeah, and if I had a sister, I would expect her to go up there." "How would you know?" "You don't have a sister." "She does." "Now, let's go." "Wait." "If we go up there, the second we see they're dead, we run the fuck out of this house." "(sharp metallic ting)" " (quiet panting) - (floor creaking)" "(floor creaking)" "(panting)" "L open the door, and you hit the light." "Okay?" "Okay." "(whispering):" "One, two... (wind blowing)" "(screaming)" "(screaming continues)" "(muffled grunting)" " (pounding on door) - (Leigh and Kelli screaming)" "(Kyle grunting)" "kelli:" "Kyle!" "Kyle!" "(Kyle grunting)" "(Kyle grunts)" "(screaming)" "(screams)" "(yells, grunts)" "(gasping)" "No... no... no!" "No...!" "God, no!" "Clair!" "No!" "(screams)" "(Leigh and Kelli screaming and crying)" "(squishing)" "(panting)" "No!" "No!" "Oh, no!" "No!" "He's my family now." "No!" "No...!" "No!" "Leigh!" "No!" "No!" "(Kelli, Leigh screaming)" "(flame whooshes)" "(screaming stops)" "(gasps)" "(wind blowing)" "(soft sizzling)" "KILLER:" "Everyone should be home for Christmas." "("Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" playing)" "(panting)" "(yells)" "Holy... (Leigh whimpering)" " (yells) - (gasps)" "(soft, echoing bells jingle)" "(eerie, echoing breath)" "("Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" continues)" "You're my family now." "No!" "Come on!" "No!" "(gasping, screaming)" "No!" "No!" "No!" "(gasping)" "Fuck!" "(muffled gasping)" "(Kelli gasping)" "(Kelli yells)" "(squishing)" "(hollow pop)" "They're not your family." "Agnes." "L'm not your family." "And your brother's not here." "No, my daddy's here." "(growling)" "(screaming)" "(clattering)" "(screaming)" " (Agnes grunting) - (Kelli screaming)" "No!" "(screaming continues)" "(ornaments clinking)" "(screaming continues)" "(pounding)" "Leigh!" "Leigh!" "Leigh!" "(frantic screaming)" "Leigh!" "Leigh!" "Help me." "Help!" "Help me!" "Please!" "L'm in the wall, please!" "Leigh!" "L'm in the wall!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Kelli?" "!" "Help!" "Help!" "L'm below you!" "Below you!" "Help!" "Help!" "L'm down here!" "(yelling)" "Help me!" "(groaning)" "Help me!" "(groaning)" "Help!" "Help!" "Help me, please!" "(panting)" "Kelli!" "Help me." "Billy's in the fucking wall." "Leigh!" " Oh!" "Help me!" " (pounding)" "(panting)" "Leigh!" "Please, please!" "Please!" "Help!" "Help!" "Kelli!" "(screaming and panting)" "(doll squeaks)" "(Billy groaning)" "(Billy wailing)" "(Billy shrieking)" "(flames crackling)" "(siren wails in distance)" "DESK NURSE (over P.A.):" "Dr. Forest, dial 118, please." "Dr. Forest, please dial 118..." "All right, good to go." "Still more questions than answers tonight at Clement University Hospital, on what should have been a typically quiet Christmas Eve." "Earlier, escaped notorious murderer Billy Lenz, along with his sister Agnes... unaccounted for since her recent release from Woodville... together went on a murderous rampage..." "(indistinct voice over ear piece)" "No, I'm the only one here." "What about the M. E?" "(chuckles) M.E. Barely made it in." "Are you gonna be home soon?" "No, I won't be home till after noon." "Well, 'cause he wants us to identify all the bodies, and we've only done two." "Remember when we talked about this last night?" "Uh-huh." " Don't you?" " Yes." "You know what day it is?" "Of course I know what day it is;" "the kids'll have to wait." "It's Christmas, jerk." " (phone hangs up)" " Fuck!" " (ear piece beeps)" " Bitch." "Think I want to be doing this on Christmas?" "L'm doing my frickin' job." "Mmm." "Ooh, yes, sir." "(zipper whizzing)" "What the fuck?" "Holy shit." "(yells)" " (gasps) - (instruments clattering)" "No, no!" "(buzzing)" "(attendant screaming)" "How long could they have been in the house for?" "Months?" "Years?" "We're not gonna know that now." "We're never gonna know." "L'm not gonna be able to open this in front of... my sister, so..." "(whispers):" "Baby..." "(sighs)" "(knock at door)" "Doctor wants some more X-rays, and the technician's about to go home and won't be in tomorrow." "(sighs)" "(light thumping)" "(thumping continues)" "(door rattles)" "(latch clicking)" "Kelli?" "Kelli?" "L thought they took you to get your X-rays." "You okay?" "No!" "Forever!" "(bone snapping)" "Wait, wait, wait." "Where's Leigh?" "L don't know." "Restroom, maybe?" "(sighs)" "They were supposed to have someone fix this." "(sighs)" "(indistinct voice over P.A.)" "(clicks)" "(sighs)" "Leigh?" "(eerie hissing)" "(hissing grows louder)" "CHORUS:" "Deck the halls with boughs of holly" "Fa la la la la la la la la" " 'Tis the season to be jolly - (quiet beeping)" "Fa la la la la la la la la... (gasping) Open the door!" "Please, somebody, help!" "Open the door." "(panting):" "Oh, God." "Oh, God." "Oh, God, oh, God." "(powering up)" "(beeping)" "Come on!" "(screams) No!" "(gasping)" "(device trilling)" "(zapping, crackling)" "(yelling)" "(sizzling)" "Oh, fuck." "(grunting)" "Merry Christmas, motherfucker!" "(gasping and panting)" "(orderly shouting)" " (indistinct voices) - (screams)" "(groaning)" "No!" "(Billy yells)" "(groaning)" "(woman screams in distance)" "(panting)" "(panicked voices)" "(gasps)" "("Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" plays)" "("Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" ends)" "(suspenseful music plays)" "(music ends)"

"Quan." "I want to break up with you." "Quan, I think we should just be friends." "I think we should break up." "You know that we're too different." "We just don't understand each other and we never will." "Please... just forget about us." "Bastard!" "You're an asshole!" "Is it so easy to break up with a girl?" "Do you know how much I hated that deep-fried grasshopper snack?" "But I had to eat it with you!" "And how much I'm scared to death of horror-films but I had to watch them with you!" "When I had a couple of pimples on my face you kept telling me that I'm ugly!" "And this stupid bang I only did it just to please you!" "Do you have any idea?" "I hate it..." "Oh, she's so mean." "The woman who has got bad tounge." "She made whole people trembling." "Oh gosh!" "I'm sorry." "Oh, is that the wrong guy sweety?" "Ran by the set and now she has got her conscious back." ""10 Ways To Get Over The Heart-Breakers"" "Don't be sad!" "Things will get better." "Gosh!" "How could you leave me, my dear?" "Don't be so depressed." "One will come back soon." "I'm almost heartbroken." "Just get over it!" "Like they always say..." "She must has feelings for us, for sure." "Probably next year when the sun shines across the sky." "But I'm gonna die without seeing the face of my true love." "Just think of the old saying..." "To lose a bunch of gold is better than to give away your love!" "But I can't get over it." "Of course you can... just snap out of it!" "Yeah!" "One's coming back to us." "I'm gonna feed you now." "Come, come quick to eat." "I'm not ready to get married." "I haven't turn 18 yet!" "Did you guys hear anything strange?" "Yes, I did." "He just farted!" "You are so hungry." "No matter how much ain't enough." "I need to feed the other tanks too." "Eat it up." "She has hair on her legs." "Be quite, please!" "This is a library!" "So what?" "She has such strong arms." "Damn it!" "Ouch!" "Big time!" "Who's singing?" "This is the last warning!" "You'll be in big trouble!" "You?" "So you the one who did that?" "You again?" "Again what?" "On the bus... wasn't that enough?" "What have I done to you?" "Why did you have to sing in the library?" "I didn't sing..." "I said ouch!" "If you didn't sing then why would you admit it?" "Ouch..." "This is bullshit!" "What are you looking..." "Sir." "She has got the biggest thighs." "She has big thighs like logs and big belly." "No, I'm not crazy because I just got dumped from a guy!" "You are so big and lovely." "You are the float with the most!" "How did you do it..." "I wonder." "Do you know Tom Kate?" "Do you want autograph?" "I'll sign it for you, free of charge!" "You... do you hear me?" "I'm worried too much." "Is there any fish in here who wants to talk to me?" "No one?" "Yeah..." "I'm not crazy after all." "Hey you guys, who's this crazy girl?" "What with the loud noise, I'm sleeping!" "You people have no manners!" "You alternative-punk-rock fish!" "I'll make an anchovy out of you all!" "Don't you know who's the boss around here?" "And who is this crying?" "You've never seen such a hunk like me before, right?" "I'm Brad Pitt you know!" "Not a ghost!" "Kids these days really don't know how to respect the elder." "And what is this?" "Why don't you just step on my head while you at it?" "You looking at me kid?" "Got a problem?" "Hey you turtle!" "Where are you going?" "I want to talk to you." "Gosh!" "She can hear me!" "She must be one of those things." "I'd better go." "Wait... don't go yet!" "Otherwise, I'll poke you in the ass!" "That's rude!" "When you said 'those things' what do you mean?" "And when you said..." "I must be one of 'those things' What are 'those things'?" "How do I get to the eye of the abyss?" "Alright!" "Grandpa!" "Grandma!" "I want to buy this turtle!" "I've been chosen." "I'm going out on a hot date!" "See, now we've missed the bus it took you 4 hours just to pee!" "So now we have to walk all the way there!" "If someone see a handsome turtle like me here with you they gonna think that I'm being kidnapped by this ugly duckling." "Oh no!" "Wait!" "There's a car coming let's hitch for a ride." "Just use your female sex appeal can you do that?" "OK, here comes just make it sexy and exciting!" "Get ready!" "No, no..." "I didn't mean that!" "This is not sexy!" "I'm gonna get killed!" "Stop!" "Thought I was going to become a legend!" "Thank you god and buddha for saving my turtle life!" "I'm not dead 'cause turtle have a long life." "They say that turtle have a long life and I have a long life 'cause I'm a turtle." "I'm a turtle with a long life and I'm not dead!" "The big Manorah do the dance the little Manorah's on the sand." "The big Manorah hits your head the little one hits it back." "Now do that dance yeah that feels good baby!" "Do you understand the Manorah song?" "It's so damn hot in here turn up the air conditioning!" "You're lazy bum!" "Watch it... you stinkin turtle!" "Watch it... you stinkin turtle!" "You have a turtle flu or something?" "You stinking turtle..." "Hey you!" "Consider it luck that I ran into you and let you tag along so don't push it!" "If it wasn't necessary I wouldn't be caught dead in you car!" "Maybe it wasn't luck maybe you were following me!" "Follow you!" "You said I follow you?" "Why the hell would I follow you for?" "If it weren't for this stupid turtle" "I would've kept on going!" "OK, fine I'll have my chance!" "You're such an idiot!" "Look at them." "Why are they being so silly?" "Getting back at each other in their thoughts like that, idiots!" "Hey we're here!" "This is my hometown, guys!" "I want to have someone... to help take away the pain... a sadness in my heart on the long journey... there's no one, my lonely turtle heart." "Good luck and good riddance!" "Gosh!" "You're bastard." "I think they're angry." "Run!" "And take me with you too!" "I've spent my life in Bangkok for too long." "Riding the boat make me sick." "I've got seasick but the chauffeur got drunk." "Hey stop!" "Stop right here!" "Stop for what?" "I was enjoying my sleep!" "You're enjoying your sleep, yeah?" "Well I got seasick OK?" "Hey, you turtle... how far is it from here?" "It doesn't matter how far it is just swim I can't go anymore." "I'd never thought that a turtle like me would get seasick!" "Swim?" "Are you crazy?" "I don't know if I can make it!" "Listen, if you can talk to a turtle then there's nothing in this world that you can't do, honey!" "Well, one thing you can't do is beauty really." "Jump, go ahead!" "Just let me rest here a bit." "When I'm better, I'll pick a fight with that drunk sailor!" "Sweety, how are you going to dive into the water with that thing?" "Dive!" "You mean diving!" "Wow so refreshing!" "Someone should've told me that when I wear goggles" "I look like Tom Cruise!" "C'mon, follow me follow this handsome turtle!" "Stay 'till late, didn't you?" "That's why you're swimming like this." "Hey, let's go over there!" "I heard that all of the fishermen are over there so we might have a chance to become one of those canned fish." "Well, where should we go shopping tomorrow?" "Siam Paragon Shopping Mall." "Of course, it's just opened!" "Wanna join?" "I bet you don't know how to use the escalator." "I'm practicing, OK?" "Well, I know how to use the elevator." "Don't panic!" "It's okay." "Calm down... yes, like that." "You see?" "I told you, you can do it." "Well, you can breath now right?" "Now... inhale." "Now... exhale." "Okay, enough fun for today." "I think I've wasted enough time!" "I want to go see my wives all 16 of them!" "Wanna know their names?" "There are Gift, Cherry Mind and then Boy..." "No... my mistake, no Boy!" "Okay, and then there are Ooh, Oun, Ma'am..." "Chompoo, Lumyai and Lynchee..." "Are we there yet?" "Let's say that, this is as far as I go." "I can't go with you any further, goodbye!" "Hey come back!" "How do I get there?" "Where is it?" "Just go toward the eye of the ocean." "If there's anything else that you need to know just find the old man on the Butterfly Island." "He will explain everything to you goodbye and good riddance." "Hey come back!" "Fine, just leave me!" "You can take off the goggles now there's no point of wearing them anymore." "I'm sorry." "Hey you..." "take me back to the shore right now!" "That's impossible can't you see, the storm is ahead." "So, where are you taking me?" "There..." "The Butterfly Island." "Butterfly Island?" "Would you please kindly cook something for me" "I'm starving." "Don't worry, Tan." "I'll prepare some special dishes for you both." "It'll be good for your health." "Don't you worry about a thing." "Here it is!" "Wow, it looks so delicious!" "Well, it's freshly made and very appetizing, isn't it?" "The special dish will be out soon!" "Hey, you!" "I asked you, what is your name?" "Tan, my name is Tan." "Why did you break up with your girlfriend that day?" "You mean on the bus?" "Well actually..." "She cheated on me with some guy" "I don't want to be the one who gets dumped first so I have to break up with her before she dumps me." "Sorry, that day..." "Your boyfriend dumped you too?" "Thank you for yesterday, you saved my life." "I think, I'll stay here a bit longer how about you?" "You'll be lonely when I leave, right?" "Do you want me to hit you again?" "Here we are our special dish from both of us, enjoy!" "A giant prawn spicy salad it's raw and still alive!" "Help me, please." "There's chilli in my eyes, lime too and the fish sauce is salty!" "Hey you..." "Thank you very much!" "Why do you have to beat me in every game?" "Who's playing game?" "I just wanted to save his life you heartless beast!" "But that's food." "Well, I feel pity on it." "What?" "Another dead body?" "This is getting really serious." "I told the village headman to build a shrine for them but he wouldn't listen!" "Now we have to loose another man." "I warned him so many times not to go around that area maybe it's his time to go." "Did he drowned?" "No, he didn't." "He went fishing around the Moonlight beach" "I told him not to go around there." "What's around that beach?" "Something scary." "Something that killed him!" "Something scary?" "What is it?" "The Sea Ghost took his life." "Why did you go there?" "The local people believed on the other side of this island is a place where the Sea Ghost lives!" "It's hard to question their believes." "Good evening Mr. Kitti." "Hurry help him!" "He's going to make our island popular a lot of the tourists will come here." "Well, look who we have here!" "Who is it, sir?" "Tan, a photographer for the conservation." "Let me give you some advice, bro." "If you want to take a picture of a sea-leech or belly of the sea or anyone's belly button, be my guest!" "But please leave me and my work alone, OK?" "Only if you promise not to cheat me for my job like you did last time then I wouldn't bother you really!" "You're sleeping alone!" "Watch out for the ghost!" "Crazy asshole!" "Hurry up guys!" "It's almost dawn!" "Ting, under the water!" "You need to go under the water when we roll the film." "And when you come up make it really scary, OK?" "Could you please hurry up!" "My dick's freezing to death." "Fish are nibbling at my..." "Damn you!" "Do you want the whole island to hear?" "Be quiet." "Karb!" "Are you ready?" "Almost..." "I just can't get the focus." "Who told you to shoot with a good focus!" "I said to make it blurry!" "They gonna know that it's all fake, stupid!" "C'mon..." "let's roll!" "Bitch!" "Why do you keep moving?" "Do you want to stay in there all night?" "Okay I try to keep still... hurry up please!" "On the count of 3 you dive down for about 5 seconds then you come up from the water and make it look scary for about 3 seconds and dive down again for 10 secs." "OK?" "OK. 5432..." "Damn it!" "Are you making out with a fish?" "I told you 5 seconds!" "Hey is he drowning?" "Where is he?" "I see him right there!" "Quit fooling around, I told you to dive!" "When you come up on this boat" "I'm gonna kick you till you shit in your pants!" "Wow he is swimming so fast just like how we want it." "Help me!" "Yeah I want this kind of acting 54321." "Now come up!" "Great!" "Help... help me please!" "Hey, there he is!" "Is that dolphin?" "Dolphin my ass!" "Don't tell me that you got a blur shot of that thing!" "You said to shoot it blur, didn't you?" "Help... help me please!" "You stay here alone?" "You must have been here for a long time." "Have you seen anything strange around here?" "Like what the local were talking about something like the Sea Ghost?" "You've seen it right?" "The blue thing that jumps out from the water." "Whether or not I've seen it is none of your business!" "But I've seen it and I'm sure that you've seen it too!" "Sir have you ever hear fish talking to each other?" "Why, do you hear them talk?" "I don't know what's happening to me?" "All of a sudden strange things are happening to me!" "Tell me... who are your parents?" "I'm an orphan." "And how old are you now?" "I've just turned 25 last week." "25 years old?" "Maybe you..." "Do you know something?" "Come close to me." "Hey what are you doing?" "Hey what are you doing to me?" "So you know what is wrong with me?" "Rum-Pung, I miss you so much!" "So what kind of a creature am I?" "You are the same kind as my Rum-Pung." "When she turned 25 she had to leave me." "If you see her please tell her I miss her so much." "I've never given up I'm still waiting right here for her." "Right here, where we both met." "From now on your body will begin to transform within the cycle of its own your own cycle, your own kind." "But you were raised in a different from where you were so it's going to be very difficult for you to accept." "You have to understand that it is your destiny." "It's best to make up your mind and accept." "Water will bring you back to who you really are." "It won't be long until you have to return here again to find out the truth" "to follow the voice and to become one of your own." "Sister..." "May I squirt some water on you?" "I don't think so." "You don't want to see me getting wet." "Yes I do." "Happy Songkran Day." "Tan, come and see this!" "Okay..." "Sea Ghost Spirit of the ocean or Ocean Butterfly." "True story or fiction?" "Into the world of the unknown... this Sunday the secret will be revealed!" "Are you scare of water that much?" "I need your help!" "Please leave..." "I don't feel well." "Quan, you didn't drowned that day, did you?" "Hold on a second!" "What did you see, tell me?" "I need to use the bathroom... just go!" "Wait a second." "Open the door!" "No, I don't have anything to tell you." "You must know something!" "No, no..." "I don't know anything." "If what you said was true" "I think Kitti will definitely make trouble for you!" "I'm coming with you." "We are ready to do the editing." "I know." "Please hurry!" "I'll be right there." "Damn!" "Where the hell have you been?" "There you are!" "You think you're slick right?" "You're not going to run away from me this time!" "You think you're so slick, right?" "Tan, give me back my tape!" "Damn it!" "Tan!" "You go and get ready." "Forget about the stupid tape." "I'm gonna catch the live one!" "You wait for me here." "I'm gonna find a boat." "We have to eliminate the intruder!" "If they continued to threaten us and intrude our land." "Before the eye of the ocean re-opens we have to get rid of those human first." "Otherwise... the secrets of our kind will be revealed!" "Let's go now, I've found the boat!" "You get the hell out of here!" "Go!" "Please, we can settle this we are all friends here." "I don't want to be friend with any of you!" "Well, then... it is really clear that you want to claim this part of the island just for yourself while the whole island should belong to the people of Butterfly Island!" "Isn't that right, people?" "Get lost!" "Don't be afraid!" "Karb, you go and get rid of that old fool!" "Ting, you go do it." "Leave me alone!" "He said to leave him alone!" "Damn it!" "I told you to go, or we all will get killed!" "Shut the hell up!" "Stop the boat!" "What?" "What is it?" "Just wait for me here." "Hey..." "Quan!" "Let me go, you scum bags!" "You gonna get yours!" "You got some mouth, old man?" "Stop talking, you old fool call out the Sea Ghost." "Son, why do you have to be so harsh on him?" "I think we can talk to him nicely." "Keep your nose out of it!" "Hey, how long before you guys are ready?" "Quickly!" "Almost." "What the..." "I'm not being here anymore." "You guy keep shooting." "Don't stop!" "Rum-Pung!" "Help!" "Why are you following me for?" "I'm a fag." "Leave me alone!" "I'm gay." "Please stop, don't hurt human!" "Don't interfere!" "You've spent too much time with them!" "Come here!" "You want me?" "Tan!" "No!" "Please don't!" "Tan!" "Do you think they'll be back?" "I don't know but I hope that one day I'll see my Rum-Pung again and I'll wait for her right here what about you?" "I believe that one day she will come back to me."

"B" " Bye!" "Hey, Keoni." "Hey, Lilo." "Thanks for coming out!" "You bring the stopwatch?" "You think you'll qualify for the boat race?" "Trying to." "If I don't practice, I don't have a chance." "First prize is a new outrigger." "I'll signal you when I'm past the break." "And if I help him win I bet there'll be a free boat-ride included for me." "You set up the chairs." "I'm gonna go feed Pudge." "I'll be right back." "Stitch!" "There's something in the water!" "Keoni's out there." "Keoni!" "What is...?" "!" "What... what was that thing?" "I don't know." "But I think you're gonna need another boat." "Hello." "My name is Mr. John-Bob Jones-Smith." "I am a normal Earth tourist." "And I'd like to rent a boat." "You're not fooling anyone, Gantu." "Told you flounder-face, blubber's blubber, no matter how you dressed up." " Ice cream sandwich?" " Quiet!" "I require the use of a watercraft." "Now!" "Fine." "You want to rent stuff?" "I'll rent you stuff!" "Whoa, Captain Clam, what happened, the bait shop explode?" "She said I needed all this." "Now, let's go." "We've got an experiment to catch." "I think I crushed my dinghy." "...and then, right after I yelled "Keoni!" he jumped out of the boat." "Then then the big fin came out of the water!" "Cue fin." "My Chinese bamboo folding fan!" "Quiet!" "Interrupting evil genius climax!" "And that is the end of what happened." "The end." "What a wonderful play!" "Yes, perfect re-creation of my genius experiment 602." "Experiment?" "All that really happened?" "602 is designed to slice ships in half!" "Sink entire navies!" "And hold breath for very long time." "Number 602 is very territorial and will remain in bay until every ship is sinking." "But what about the boat race?" "Until Six-Zero-Two is captured, any ship in bay is like bagel." " What?" " Slice in half and toast!" "Alright you little water trog, where are you?" "Get to the shore man!" "Something's sinking the boats!" "We're getting close." "See anything?" "Nope." "Only a giant fin headed right for us." "What?" "!" "I think I just lost my deposit." "Buggy is being ready for aquatic travel complete with high-torque turbine and special bonsai stabilizers." "That's all well and good, but where's the yardarm?" "The sails?" "The poop-deck?" "It's a real thing." "It's the deck at the stern of a ship." "This is high-tech water buggy." "No need for pooping deck." "Move your..." "blue, alien butt!" "What's wrong with 626?" "He doesn't want to go because he sinks in water." "Ack." "Not to worry." "Special lifejacket is totally sink-proof, dunk-proof, and comes in three designer colors." "It's so automatic you don't even have to push any buttons." "How are they doing?" "Little Girl and 626 are in position." "But the waves are rocking the boat making it difficult to get a clear view back and forth... up and down back and forth..." " ... up and down..." " I think I'm going to heave-ho." "Jumba's sonar device should lead us to your cousin." "Capture cannon ready?" "I don't know what you said..." "but you said it." "Is impossible!" "602 has sunk my superior water buggy!" "Forget the buggy!" "Lilo and Stitch are in the water with that beast!" "Save them!" " Can-we-borrow-this-thank-you!" " Hey!" "Little Girl and 626 will be fine until we get there." "Rocking of boat is nice and relaxing, no?" "I'm seeing colors that were never meant to be." "Herp!" "Over here, Jumba!" "Oh no!" "This is just like what happened in Lilo's play!" "Paddle faster!" "Wait, we're facing the wrong way!" "What do we do if it comes back?" "Not to worry, 602 only sinks boats, not people." " So we'll drift back into shore." " Yes." "But not Hawaiian shore because ocean current is carrying us... out to sea." "I can't take much more of this!" "The sun beating down on us." "No food." "No water." "Just drifting out at sea for weeks on end!" "We have only been in the water 3 minutes, 28 seconds." "That long?" "This is awful." "Look at side with more brightness." "We are safe!" "But what about the boat race?" "And Keoni?" "If we don't find Sinker nobody is safe." "Sinker?" "Even if I haven't caught him, I can still name him." "An overpriced floating hotel!" "We're saved!" "Hey... we're not saved." "They didn't see us." "My goodness!" "There's a sea-monster outside the window!" "Honey, they're not windows, they're portholes." "Hey!" "Watch it up there!" "Be grabbing hold." "626 is weighing anchor." "I still don't see why I have to come along." "My buns are getting soggy." "That experiment's here and I need your help." "So Captain Carp, the scourge of the seas the bad-boy of boating can't navigate these waters without a new boat." "602 is out there, and there's no way to stop it." "Kind of like when my sister's eating chocolate." "Since buggy is now kaput," "I could construct an evil genius device from parts of ship." "Look at this!" "At 2:30 there's a yoga class." "They have a spa!" "Hey, hey." "No time for pleasure cruise niceties." "Today you are evil genius assistant." "Just one game of shuffleboard?" "Stitch and I will go tell the captain that we need to get off this boat..." " ... so we can go catch 602." " Ooh." "Cola!" "Stitch?" "Harvey, be a dear and rub some lotion on my shoulders." "Your nails are sharp." "C'mon!" "We must find the captain and warn him the ship is in danger." "Another hallway?" "Where's the room where the Captain drives the boat?" "Looks like someone's been a naughty-waughty dog, haven't they?" " Busted..." " I'm Tiffany, the cruise director." "Aren't you just the cutest little girly-whirly!" " Ooh, I could just eat you up!" " Please stop talking like that." "It's not a good idea for a cute little kiddle-bumkin like you to be wandering unsupervised." "We're on our way to see the captain." "That is so cute!" "You want to see the captain." "Follow me." "Ahoy matey, welcome aboard!" "I knew she was too perky to be trusted." "This is all that was available." "The rest is rented for the race." "There it is!" "How much stuff does an evil genius invention require?" "Need electronic device, motor of some kind and souvenirs from gift shop to send to evil genius family back home." "There's the windup and delivers," "There's a hit to center field..." "it's going... going it's gone!" "Look out!" "Iceberg, dead ahead!" "Naptime's for babies." "Ready for operation nighty-night?" "Oh goodie." "It's Twinkle Head!" "Oh, looks like someone's being a bad little sailor." "Look, lady, we really need to see the captain." "No, someone needs a timey-time-out in frowny town." "Frowny town?" "Little Girl!" "626!" "You know them?" " Yes." " No." "Well, which is it?" "What was question again?" "Hello, this is your captain, We've picked up a few stowaways... so we're going to drop them off in Kauai," "No, no-no-no-no, that's where Sinker is!" "He'll sink us all!" "We've got to catch him before the race starts." "I just hope Keoni hasn't found another boat." "I am hoping everyone is good at holding breath." "Because once we are in bay, 602 will be sinking boat." "And don't forget the tricky sharks!" "They look like dolphins!" "They try to fool ya', they're tricky, oh yeah, they're tricky!" "Even if we do get out, we don't have any way to stop 602." "This ship, Keoni, the boat race, it's all gonna sink." "That is where Little Girl is wrong." "I have secret plan hidden in lifeboat." "But first we have to break out of evil playroom." "We'll have to be quiet." "Or we could go that way." "I just connect hose here put in batteries there, wind this up and... 626 is ready!" "Cool!" "An underwater suit!" "Don't worry." "This time you're supposed to sink..." " ... but with air to breathe." " And special blending machine will make 626 move through water very quickly, like greasy lightning." "Well butter him up!" "Because here it comes!" "Okay, the coast is clear." "I am not coming out!" "C'mon Jumba, you look cute." "Is undignified for evil genius to dress like Earth child." "Now let's go find the captain." "Stupid monocle." "This is where captain is being." "Hey, there's no one in there." "Nobody there?" "You mean no one's driving the boat?" "!" "We've gotta do something!" "There you are." "Did I do that?" "Sorry!" "Oh drat." "You knocked the captain out of the window." "Yes, but don't panic, my Galactic Federation training included water-based crafts." "I am evil genius!" "I should be one driving giant aqua-boat." "Look sharp, 625." "I'm not going to have that blasted experiment sink us again." "Huh?" "Oh, blitznak!" "Now you've done it." "Ha, not my fault, yours." "Stitch!" "We can't stop!" "Stitch!" "Here comes the crashing!" " Hold onto your patookies!" " Wait..." "I..." "I think we're slowing!" "Welcome to the ninth annual Aloha Boat Race," "We'll begin shortly, captains prepare to weigh anchor," "So much for finding another boat in time." "Oh well..." "Hey, Keoni I found you another boat." "Well..." "Look at the bright side, Mr. Blubber." "Even you can't sink this." "Sand-wich?" "Now Sinker can slice things up as much as he wants." "And who knew it could be so tasty?" "!"

"Coppelia's casket" "The flowing tears have already dried up" "Solitude starved for blood" "Death dances, smelling of angel down" "In a town where the black sun never sets" "Everyone works silently with an air of deception" "I cannot meet you" "I cannot meet you here" "God, our savior" "Coppelia's casket" "People are dolls tired of dancing" "The lamb on the altar" "Where is the mechanical dream headed?" "Coppelia's casket" "O light awakened from the darkness" "The lamb on the altar" "Where is the dream with the broken spring headed?" "Noir..." "It is the name of an ancient fate." "Two maidens who govern death." "The peace of the newly born, their black hands protect." "It seems the Mexicans think they already own New York." "An endless stream of soldiers will be smuggled in from Mexico." "We can no longer afford to stand by and do nothing." "They have nothing to lose." "Just as our ancestors once had nothing to lose." "In this world, those who are starving are strong." "But Don Greone..." "I know." "We will protect the land that our fathers and brothers paid for in blood." "That is the duty of an honorable man." "Then..." "We'll crush the Mexicans, in the name of the Cosa Nostra." "Don Greone, I will be seeing you." "[Intoccabile Acte I]" "The Mafia do not refer to themselves as the Mafia." "Having emigrated from Sicily, they call themselves the Cosa Nostra." "Our client has possession of THAT." "We had no choice but to do this." "We completed the job." "But we still have not..." "We still have not received the contract that we were promised." "But arrangements have been made." "The Greone Family's contract." "We've finally found a clue to the Soldats." "I can't wait to see what's written in it." "Don Salvatore!" "Ricardo..." "Yes, Sir!" "Summon the Intoccabile from Sicily." "The Intoccabile?" "!" "That's right." "But that's..." "Summon her!" "At once!" "There is no time for hesitation!" "Hey, big sister!" "Oh, really?" "Okay, what else?" "No, it's nothing really." "Yes, thank you." "Let me know if something else comes up." "What's wrong?" "It's nothing." "The Intoccabile..." "I know no fear." "Intoccabile!" "Oh, our Intoccabile!" "Five years ago, you killed your own father." "Your father broke the code of silence, the Omerta." "You did what was necessary." "The Greone blood lives on most strongly in you." "O my granddaughter, Silvana!" "I confined you to Sicily and you obeyed me without a word." "The times have changed, far too swiftly." "You are now the only one who can protect the Cosa Nostra's honor!" "The honorable members of the Commissione shall stand witness." "The Greone Family's power will now be transferred to you in full." "Take it." "The dagger with which you killed your father!" "Yes, this is how it should be." "I am responsible for taking your freedom and forfeiting the Family's prestige." "I love you, Silvana." "Grandfather, I too love you." "Mireille?" "Have you heard of the Intoccabile?" "The inviolate one, the Intoccabile." "One who must never be crossed." "I..." "I know that person." "My father was on friendly terms with the prominent men of Sicily, and once, he took me with him to visit Sicily." "Don Salvatore made an appearance during the visit." "Silvana Greone..." "The world's most brutal princess." "Don Lucio's assassin obviously knew the Don's schedule." "There is a traitor in this family." "It is you, Rizzo." "You joined forces with the Mexicans and sold out the Don." "Kill me!" "There is a Sicilian proverb:" ""Blood that has been shed must be washed away with blood."" "Please stop it." "Yeah, that's right, it was me." "I hired him!" "I hired Noir." "Noir?" "My Lady..." "It's an ancient, useless contract." "Noir wants it." "I don't know why." "I really don't." "So please..." "Stop it!" "Please stop it!" "Paolo..." "Domenic..." "Francesco..." "The three Mafioso with the names of saints." "Three of Sicily's most prominent have rallied to the Intoccabile." "I know no fear." "What is that?" "It seems that Noir took the job of killing Don Lucio in exchange for this." "Noir..." "That damn Rizz sure hired a first-rate assassin." "I will settle the debt of Don Lucio's assassination." "That is the duty of the new head of the Family." "Then shall we go after him?" "There is no need for that." "As long as we have this, he will come to us." "I see." "But we should make it a bit easier for him to come." "I understand." "Our client's been killed." "Then the contract is now in Silvana's hands?" "No doubt." "Silvana took those three with her to a country house in New Jersey." "They're luring us there, aren't they?" "She will stake her pride on executing Noir." "The blood she was born with dictates that." "What are we going to do?" "The inviolate one, the Intoccabile." "I can't win against her." "Not against her!" "Mireille..." "I know." "We have no choice but to do this." "The Lord teaches us to be merciful to all living things." "But fools who raise their hand against the Intoccabile, even the Lord will surely forsake." "You conceited fool!" "Did we get him?" "Noir..." "A better opponent than they say." "So you've come." "Lady Silvana..." "Did you see Noir's face?" "No..." "I was not able to see it." "I missed my chance!" "No, I wasn't capable of doing it." "Did she see your face?" "I don't know." "I don't know!" "I know no fear." "How about you, Mireille?" "The soft touch" "Finally made me realize how cold my cheek was" "Like waking up in the morning" "And noticing the birds chirping for the first time" "Suddenly" "I don't know anything yet" "What my heart is seeking" "I don't know" "I was always looking up at the sky" "Like this, since who knows when" "I would send my thoughts to right below that cloud" "[Preview] [The Cosa Nostra]" "[The kiss of death]" "[A crown from a day long gone by] [for the lady]" "[Intoccabile Acte II]"

"let's turn it over to Thembi Wallace for an update on the Danny Rand investigations." "One source suggests that Danny Rand may have been using his own business to smuggle millions of dollars of illegal drugs." "the New York DEA has placed him at the top of their list of most wanted fugitives." "This is Thembi Wallace reporting from Downtown Manhattan." "Thembi." "it was a packed house at the arena last night." "Hometown fans... you can't park there." "Why don't you get it washed for me?" "I know for a fact that the charges against Danny are false." "you seemed very much on the anti-Danny track." "Things have changed." "I want to help him." "Danny made a poor decision when he attacked the DEA agents." "His life is in danger." "I haven't had any contact with him." "Good morning." "May I help you?" "Good morning." "perhaps you could tell me who would want to set him up in this way?" "Ward." "Jeri Hogarth." "I see you've aged reasonably well." "Dad." "It's a long story." "You have been faking your death for all these years?" "That is fraud on the highest level." "Would you mind excusing us?" "I need to speak with my son." "Is this wise?" "Stepping out in public?" "Ward." "The time is now." "Combination the same?" "I didn't even know that was there." "the world thinks you're dead." "How are you going to explain what happened?" "Ward." "I've had 13 years to plan this out." "I spin 'em a tale about the art of gene therapy and the tremendous advances we've made in cryotherapy." "a new man." "that's insane." "the board's gonna welcome me back with open arms." "Dad!" "Ward." "and you've always lost." "this is your last chance to come on board." "it's just me and Joy running this company." "And not Danny?" "Danny?" "Danny is just a drug-smuggling fugitive from the law." "I think we both know that's not true." "Either way..." "Ward." "buddy Bakuto has." "Now we'll get rich both ends." "Dad." "Hey!" " Yeah?" " You owe Danny." "He freed you from the Hand." "I'll send flowers to his funeral." "haven't you?" "no." "Since long before that." "Jesus." "Sorry." "It's not the best time to sneak up on me." "At least it's a cute picture." "too." "Drug trafficking?" "And money laundering." "They think you were using Rand as a cover." "I shut down Gao's operation." "I got the drugs out of Rand." "but it says..." "I don't care what it says." "I just want to know why Harold's doing this." "he stabs me in the back?" "You don't wanna start down that rabbit hole." "believe me." "I'm such a jerk." "I haven't even asked how you're doing." "I guess." "It's all kind of overwhelming." "Running from the DEA's been a nice distraction." "Glad I could help." "Every second we spend running is a second we should be fighting back." "What are we supposed to do? figure out a way to refute it." "I need to get in touch with Hogarth." "Okay." "Yeah." "But maybe we shouldn't contact her directly." "We don't know where the DEA's eyes are." "We need a messenger." "Hey." "I was asked to give you something." "A client needs you." "$5 will get you exactly two seconds of my time." "take it." "J-Money." "I can take you to him." "Look who I found." "Huh." "I'm obliged to tell you to turn yourself in." "You really think that's a good idea?" "of course not." "You're a billionaire facing federal drug charges." "You might as well have the words "Flight Risk" stamped on your forehead." "and you will end up in a jail cell for 6 to 12 months minimum before this even goes to trial." "our criminal justice system sucks." "did you find out what evidence the DEA has against Danny?" "who are you?" "Colleen Wing." "wonderful." "Another fugitive from the law." "The DEA considers both of you armed and dangerous." "They will not hesitate to shoot. obstructing justice and abetting a fugitive." "So you have some problems of your own to focus on." "it's okay." "Just put her on my tab." "Please." "this is what they've given me." "These are from the Hand tablet." "you've seen these documents before?" "They've been changed." "It must've been Harold Meachum." "You know." "You know that he's alive then?" "I just saw him." "Where?" "Rand Enterprises." "Ward's office." "Ward tried to warn me that Harold was gonna call the DEA on me." "I learned very quickly not to trust Harold." "I just..." "I just wonder why he would be" " faking his death for all these years." " He didn't fake it." "He really died. starting with that." "I could..." "I could get it analyzed." "Maybe prove that the documents were forged." "I gave it to Harold." "Back when I was stupid enough to think we were on the same side." "Is there anything else we can do?" "you have three options. and never look back." "Or you can turn yourself in and we can try to fight this in court." "the best I can do is beg for a plea deal." "And the third option?" "Prove your innocence." "Those documents are digital." "There's a very good chance that they've been copied somewhere." "Can you think of anyone who might have them?" "Yeah." "The one person I trust even less than Harold." "You hear anything?" "No." "It's silent." "There's at least 50 teenagers living in there." "Silent is the last thing it should be." "You think it's deserted?" "we took out their leader." "Maybe they ran." "Only one way to find out." "Where would they go?" "I don't know." "There's so much I don't know." "Here it is." "Gao?" "They left you here?" "No food?" "No water?" "I've suffered worse." "There are metal screens on those windows." "You could have escaped." "And miss your visit?" "Heavens no." "I've been looking forward to this." "Danny Rand." "I need information." "Why should I tell you anything?" "I'll cut off your head and feed it to the rats." "That does not sound pleasant." "I need access to everything that was on the tablet I took from you." "I purged all that information from my computers." " There are no other copies?" " There are not." "You're lying." "I have never lied to him." "Can you say the same?" "Tell me what I need to know." "It's no mystery why you're such a poor Iron Fist." "You don't understand your own path." "yet you refuse to face it." " And what should I be guilty of?" " The death of your parents." "That makes no sense. you survived with barely a scratch." "Why did I live?" "So what?" "I was just a kid." "Child touched by fire." Isn't that how it goes?" "And now that child has grown up." "isn't it?" "Much easier to burn it in the flames of anger." "You think you're so clever... with these little mind games." "isn't it?" "Your thirst for vengeance." "You wanted someone to pay for the death of your mother and father." "I didn't even know it was murder until after I left. but you were smart enough to know that airplanes don't drop from the sky for no reason." "We're wasting our time here." "Danny." "If what you're saying is true... then why haven't I killed you already?" "Because you know I didn't kill your parents." "Why would I have gone to such trouble to hide it with a plane crash?" "It was someone much more treacherous than I. as I thought it would draw too much unwanted attention." "She is playing mind games." "She's trying to get you on her side." "The side of truth and honesty." "Who else would kill my parents?" "Stop thinking like a child." "Who would benefit most from the death of the Rand family?" " No one." " Are you sure?" "but..." " But what?" "Harold was my father's best friend." "He would never..." "He seems to have no problem hurting you now." "You were in the plane as well." "Harold was diagnosed with cancer." "three years to live." "and he leapt at it." "He set up our heroin operation in China." "Harold feared that he would ruin everything." "I still remember the moment when he came to me and asked for poison." "He seemed very enthused by the idea." "You will only gain the strength of a real Iron Fist after you have killed Harold." "You must rid yourself of this anger." "Danny Rand. and it will lead you to fulfill your destiny as the true Iron Fist." "The other door..." " What?" " I don't know." "Those who walk through that door are never heard from again." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Let's hope your minions find you before you rot." "There are no locks strong enough to imprison the truth." "He's been lying to me." "Manipulating me." "He's been pretending to be..." "be my friend." "I..." "I'm so sorry." "He's not gonna get away with this." "I'll help you." "I'll do whatever I can." "we just need to get the tablet." "That's all we need to prove your innocence." "Anything else we leave to the cops." "He's gonna pay for what he's done." "Danny." "He's gonna go to prison." "I used to think my mom was still alive." "She... she landed on a snow bank... broke a leg... but she was still alive." "Out there... waiting for me to come and find her." "Do you know how crazy that is?" "I kept trying to escape." "Over and over." "and it would just be this... this blizzard everywhere." "This... this... this howling wind." "And I could hear her... yelling out for me." "But there was no way out." "you're not the first friend of mine with special powers." "haunted people." "I couldn't help but notice that you had this... sweet innocence. the darker you become." "I can win any fight!" "some shit you just can't punch." "You know you weren't given this gift so that you could commit murder." "And I know that you think but it's not." "Danny." "You can't kill Harold." "I can." "And I will." "just listen." "okay? but Bakuto?" "I really wanted to kill Bakuto. otherwise I'd spend the rest of my life wondering if I killed a man for the wrong reasons." "I think that if you kill Harold out of your own vengeance... it'll corrupt your chi." "You'll never be the Iron Fist you're meant to be." "Which is why I have to kill Harold for you." "What?" "Jesus!" "Is there a version of this where we don't kill someone?" " The tablet." "How do we get the tablet?" " Ward." "right?" "Hey." "You're looking better." "What are you doing here?" "I don't want to see you right now." "I know." "And I don't blame you." "Then leave." "I'm sorry about what happened." "Which part?" "or when you failed to do it?" "I'm sorry that you got hurt." "I swear I was trying to protect you." "Who said I needed protecting?" "I say so." "he is dangerous." "Joy... every second you spend with him could be your last." "Do you hear how crazy you sound?" "Dad has been held prisoner for 13 years." "of course he's acting a little off." "Who wouldn't?" "A little off?" "I watched him go at two dead men with a claw hammer." "I can tell you where he made me dump the bodies." "Ward." "I feel like I can't even..." "I can't even trust a word you say." "you've been lying to me... all these years." "That was Dad's decision." "But you went along with it." "What about the drug abuse?" "Who forced you to lie about that?" "That's not..." "That's different." "I don't dispute that." " I'm not lying about Dad." " Just stop." "I can't do this anymore." "I won't." "You need to get yourself some help." "And whatever your problem is with Dad... it's your problem." " I'd like you to leave now." " No." "I'm not going anywhere until you understand why I did what I did last night." "I don't care." "What?" "I got your text." "but I don't know the combination." "All right." "Just... just get rid of him." "I'll take care of the rest." "There are armed bodyguards posted outside the building." "I'll deal with it." "the better." "Why are you helping me?" "I'm helping me." "I want Dad put away just as much as you do." "I seriously doubt that." "You think your being on the run for one day can compare to my lifetime of abuse?" "He killed my parents." "He caused my plane to crash." "How?" "How do you know this?" "Gao told me." "Jesus." "I'm sorry." "Danny?" "are you okay?" "I'm gonna put an end to your father." "Who are your new friends?" "what are you doing here?" "You shouldn't be out of the hospital." "I had to get out of there." "Yeah." "Look..." "I'm no fan of hospitals myself." "I'll get the car to run you home." "No." "I don't want to go home." "I need to talk to you." "Ward said I could find you here." "I'll drop by later." "noodle place you like on 6th Street." "How do you know about that?" "you're my daughter." "That place opened up last year." "So what does that mean?" "My... my dead father's been spying on me?" "I think you need a little rest." "Why did you frame Danny?" "I didn't." "I saw everything that you had on the Hand's drug operation." "Remember?" "so... tell me the truth." "Okay." "uh... the... the truth is I didn't show you everything." "but I..." "I didn't wanna upset you." "I know how much Danny means to you." "So I... withheld certain documents." "I'm..." "I'm sorry if that was the wrong decision." "Okay." "Show them to me now." "I can't." "I gave everything to the DEA." " Bullshit." " Joy..." "Dad? so I don't believe for a second that you didn't keep" "I'm telling you the truth." "you saw how familiar Danny was with those people from the Hand." "He's been working with them the whole time." "He's been selling drugs to them from our company." "You did it." "You actually did." "You set him up." " What?" "Did Danny tell you that?" " No." "I haven't seen him." "he is lying." "Joy." "look." "He's... just like he did with Ward." "He won't stop until he destroys our family." "I will not let that lying piece of shit take what is rightfully mine." "Then look me in the eye... and tell me you didn't do it." "That's insane." "I swear on my life I didn't do that." "Hey." "sweetheart..." "Don't..." "Don't touch me." "Joy." "don't let him beat us." "You're stronger than that." "Joy!" "Joy!" "Joy." "everyone knows what they're doing?" " Yes." " Okay." "You're gonna need this." "How much is this?" "I don't know." "As much as Hogarth would give me." "Mmm-hmm." "Sure." "Mmm-hmm." "Okay." "When?" "Okay." "Uh..." "It's me." "It can't be tonight." "but it's not just the guards outside." "Dad has his own armed guards upstairs." "we have to wait." "What was that?" "Why do you always make me do things like that?" " What just happened?" " Sounds like Harold found out." "Then we get out of here." "It's not safe." "the plan stays the same." "We can't just leave Ward up there." "The plan was to go up if it's clear. guys with guns is the opposite of clear." "let's call the police." "We can't wait for the police." "Harold is dangerous." "Let's not pretend that you care about Ward when we know what this is really about for you." "I'm going in there." "Let's just think about this." "Danny!" " Damn it." " He's gonna get himself killed." " I can't let him do this alone." " Colleen!" "we stick to the plan." " Just get..." "Just get the tablet!" "Tell me you're not gonna try to kill Harold!" "shit." "How much for your cart?" " Only thing I'm selling is peanuts." " This enough?" "Get out of here." "Get out of here!" "Shit!" "What the hell?" "Go get her." "I'll go around the back." "ma'am." "Stop!" "Hey!" "You looking for me?" "Guns." "Shit." "Yeah." "Just got a call from our guards downstairs." "Danny Rand is here." "Ah." "he's not bulletproof." "Let's get ready for him." "no." "This way!" "There he is!" "and I'll hit you again." "I hope like hell you know what you're doing." "Colleen!" "we're okay." "Danny!" "Hey." "I got it." " They're on the roof." " He is gonna get himself killed." "Danny." "Last time I was up here was with your father." "Building wasn't even open yet." "We came up here and looked down at New York." "We had the world at our feet." "We were standing on that little ledge over there." "And here's the funny part." "I had this overwhelming urge to push Wendell over." "No reason." "He was my friend." "Just one of those things." "and I think that's my greatest regret." "That I didn't kill Wendell then... before you were even born." "you destroyed my family!" "Harold!" "The funny part is that now I'm gonna kill you." "You destroyed everything!" "My family!" "Your family!" "All I wanted was to have my family beside me." "But you turned them against me." "vengeance is the only thing I'm interested in." "I won't stop... until you've paid the price." "Come on." "you're just another screwed up little kid... who won't go where I go." "I can go there." "It's my choice!" "but you won't." "That's why you're gonna die." "Better that than to live like you." "Hated by those who should love you no matter what." " Ward." "Joy." " Stop!" "Harold!" "It's time to face it!" "You will only gain the strength of a real Iron Fist after you have killed Harold." "You must rid yourself of this anger." "Joy!" " No!" " Mom!" "No!" "Danny." "Oh." "Danny boy." "Come here." "You come here." "Come here." "Give your Uncle Harold a hug." "Finish me off." "No." "No." "finish me off." "I've been here before." "Come out of the darkness so I can see you." "The battle is won." "yeah?" "Harold." "I've wasted too many years hating whatever it is you are." "You're going to prison. it's gonna be nowhere near as nice as the one you spent the last 13 years in." "Danny!" "I'm sorry it all came down to this." "Thank you for... being here." "this is... still my father's body." "And I didn't want to do this alone." "Any news from Joy?" "No." "Nothing." "Ward." "I was told I'd find you here." "We could have met you at the office." "you know me..." "I always enjoy a good cremation." "I just..." "I just got off the phone with the agent in charge of the New York DEA." "In light of the fact that you were set up and are going to be making a very generous contribution including the assault against their officers." "Congratulations." " Now what?" " Don't know." "Up to you." "You... you are a free man." "You should come back to Rand." "the way our fathers should have." "Well..." "I'm not really a good businessman." "Yeah." "I'm gonna miss Dad." "Who will I blame for my... my weaknesses... my unhappiness?" "I understand." "I've spent my whole life feeling like my parents were watching over me." "I really didn't realize there was going to be so much emotional honesty." "uh..." "Let's do this." " Danny." " Hey..." "I brought pizza." "Doesn't look as fancy as last time." "I'm trying to go beyond what my father taught me." "I see you're keeping up your training." "well... kind of like it." "She's my only student left." "you got a gift for working with troubled kids." "I'm pretty sure I could get Rand to sort out some kind of scholarship or something." "but I need time to think about it." "Danny?" "I've been giving it a lot of thought and..." "I think I'm gonna go back to K'un-Lun." "I..." "I need to explain to Lei Kung why I left." "It was wrong for me to leave the way that I did." "I also need to complete my training." "There's still so much I don't know about being an Iron Fist." "look..." "I'm saying this as a friend... but you two share a lot in common." "that's... not a good thing." "Your first instinct to a problem is to respond with violence." "I guess what I'm saying here is... you're both pretty effed up and need some serious psychological help." "All right." "I gotta get out of here." "Uh..." "I believe these... are mine." "Wow." "huh?" "Mmm." "I'm..." "I'm still trying to figure out who I'm gonna be as the Iron Fist." "Lei Kung taught me that I was a powerful weapon... a flame meant to destroy our enemies." "But I keep thinking that..." "maybe I can be something else." "A light..." "for those trapped in the darkness." "There's a lot of darkness right here in New York." "Yeah." "too." "I'll miss you... while you're gone." "I was..." "I was kind of hoping that..." "you'd come with me." "sir. it seems the boy you knew died that day." "Becoming the Iron Fist changed him." "Maybe." "He destroys everything he touches." "Isn't it true your world fell apart after his return?" "Things changed for me. he must be removed." "Removed?" "Killed." "I can help you with that." "I'm listening." "How much farther?" "Almost there." "It's gonna look completely different from this." "Much warmer." "Trees." "Green." "I can almost smell the stew that Rabten keeps going day and night." "We should get there just in time for afternoon kung fu practice." "You're gonna love it." "What is it?" "It's blood." "Are they monks?" "No." "They're Hand." "It's gone." "Gone?" "Gone where?" "I don't know." "But I should have been here." "It's all my fault."

"(staticcrackling)" "(distortedchatter overwalkie)" "All clear here." "(distantsirenwailing)" "(birdschirping)" ""Beacon"playing onheadphones" "¶Hoping thelegacystands¶" "¶Butallhecoulddo iswritehisinitials¶" "¶Withastick inthesand...¶" "(lowrumbling)" "(musiccontinues inheadphones)" "(helicopterblades whirring)" "¶Makelettersinmyhead, twistingupthepoinsettia¶" "¶I 'mgettinghigh offthenatureoftherhyme ¶" "¶I 'ma nationin my mind, I'ma majorin my prime...¶" "(musicstops)" "Matt?" "Matt?" "Matt?" "(raspybreathing)" "Oh, my God." "(thememusicplaying)" " ( tires screech ) - ( horn honks )" " Whoa!" " ( honking continues )" " Travis!" "( sighs )" " I'm sorry!" "Sorry." "Chris, it's an emergency, man." "Call me right back." " Recording:" "It's Alicia." "Leavea message." " ( beeps )" "Baby, call me back." "Call me back right away." " Try the house." " Yeah." "Man on radio:" "There'sbeenamassivespike intheofficer-related shootingsinthelast 48hours." "Travis:" "Nick,stop,please." " ( tunes radio )" " Man #2:" "And people actlikethisdoesn't changeeverything." "Itdoes." "Thisisacatastrophe ofbiblicalproportions." "Wearelosing thebestpocketpasser intheleague!" "( tunes radio )" " Nick!" " ( radio turns off )" "No one's talking about this." "No one's saying anything." "Travis:" "Weneedto getaway fromthecity." "We need to get away from people." "Just grab Alicia, Liza, Chris, and just go until we know what this thing is." " The desert?" " Yeah." "It'll be okay there." "We'll be safe." "(phonerings)" "Alicia, where the hell are you?" " Mom." " Listen, we got Nick." "We're coming to get you." "I need you to pack some things for us, load up some groceries, okay?" " No, I can't." " We're going out of town." " What?" "No." "I can't." " Why?" "What's wrong?" "He'ssick." "He'sreallysick." " Who?" "Who's sick?" " Matt." "His fever's, like, 103." " What's wrong?" " I tried to get him inthebath, but it hurts when I touch him." "Don't-- don't touch him." " I need you to call 9-1-1." " I tried." "It-- it's busy." "His parents are in Vegas." "They're not picking up." "Okay, we're coming to get you, but just stay away from Matt until we get there, okay?" "(staticcrackling)" " ( Matt coughing )" " Mom?" "Alicia." "Alicia!" "We're 10 minutes away." "(carenginerevving)" " ( music playing onheadphones) - ( chatter )" " Really?" " ( boy snickers )" "( boys laugh )" "( ringing )" "(musicresumes)" "( coughs )" "Alicia, move away from him." "What's wrong with you?" "People are getting sick." "It could be contagious." "If he has it, I have it." "Alicia, can I talk to him?" "Please?" "Hey, Matt." "Where are your folks?" "They should be home soon." "They're driving home today." "When did this start?" "He was supposed to meet me at the beach yesterday and... never showed up." "( coughing )" "Here we go." "Alicia, would-- would you?" "Come on, come on." "( groans )" "What are you doing?" "Is that a bite?" "Matt:" "Yeah." " Is that how it happens?" " Travis:" "I don't know." "I mean, Calvin was shot." "It wasn't-- wasn't like-- itwasn'tlikethis." "GetAlicia." "What are you talking about?" "I'm gonna call 9-1-1 from the car." " Okay, I'll wait for them here." " No, go outside." " Mom." "What the hell are you doing?" " Don't do this." " Are you psychotic?" "He's sick." " Alicia." "It's okay." "It's okay." "You want some water?" "Listen to me." "My parents will be home soon." "You know I'll be fine." "You know that." "No, I'm not leaving you." "I love you." "I love you, too." "That's why you gotta go." "Okay?" "You gotta go." "Go." "Thank you." "( coughing )" "(sirenswailing)" " ( music playing onheadphones)" " Man:" "Come on, let's move it!" "(hornshonking)" "(sirenwailing)" "( honking )" "Man:" "What's going on?" "Cops shot some homeless dude." "Shot him, like, 20 times!" "( chatter )" "(helicopterblades whirring)" "(dogbarking)" "Alicia." " Hey, Travis." " You're having a party?" "Yeah." "You should come by." "Gladys is nine." "You believe that?" "It's so scary." " That's great." " Got a ton of food." "We're getting a bunch of cancels 'cause of that bug going around." "So we'll see you." "Okay." "Okay, thanks." "Peter's got the right idea." "( coughs )" "(dooropens,closes)" "Mom, are you gonna tell her?" "Mrs. Cruz?" " Tell her what?" " What's happening." "Nick, we don't know what's happening." "Well, we know more than she does." "Okay, I'll talk to her." "I'll tell her." "It's just like no one is paying attention." "It's-- it's like it's not real." "It is." "It's real." "Hey." "(distantsirenwailing)" "(helicopterblades whirring)" "You saved us." "You had no other choice." "( breathes heavily )" "( sighs )" "I'm about to step into..." "a world of shit." "You know that, right?" "Yeah." "Travis:" "Damn it." "Noone'sanswering." "No Liza, no Chris." "He's pushing my calls." "Did you try Liza at her house?" "Of course I tried the house, Maddy." "Of course I did." "Okay, go." "Travis, go get them now." " ( Madison mutters ) - ( touch-tones beeping )" "Mrs. Cruz:" "There goes another one." " Where is everybody?" " I don't know." "Mrs. Cruz:" "Well,shouldIget thecake?" "Call me if you're gonna be longer." "If I'm longer, go without me." " I'll catch up." " No." "( engine starts )" " ( tinkling ) - ( children playing )" " A little busy, Trav." " ( alarm chirps )" "I'monmy wayover." "What?" "No." "We agreed he was staying with me this weekend." "Is Chris home from school?" " Did Nick go AWOL again?" " Look, I'll explain there." "Something's happened." "I'll explain when I get there, okay?" "No, no, no." "You can't keep moving the goal-post." "Liza,Jesus." "Just" "Our settlement agreement was very clear." " Is Chris home?" " It's clear, Travis." "It is defined." " You're not listening to me." " You get him three weekends a month." "You can't just pick and choose." "Can you just please call him?" " ( horns honking )" " Call him, tell him togethisass home." "Liza:" "He'llbehomeany minute." "( honks horn )" "Travis:" "Now, Liza!" "I'll see you next weekend." "(helicopterblades whirring)" "Man:" "T.J., let's go, go." "Check it out." "Woman:" "Yeah,anotherhomeless." "(EMTradiochatter)" "( people chattering )" "Madison:" "Alicia." "Alicia." "Weneedthebucket." "Alicia?" "Alicia,getthebucket." "Dr. Han." "Hi, it's Maddy Clark again." "Listen, uh, Nick is really hurting right now, and I just need you to call in the prescription so I can pick it up, but I'm really worried about him, and I think he really, really needs it." " Hang in there, big brother." " ( breathing heavily )" "We're gonna get your medicine, okay?" "Alicia:" "Longer we leave him, the worse he gets." " I know." "I'm aware." " He won't be able to travel." " Alicia." " I gotta get under the blanket." "Mom, what are you gonna do?" "I don't know." "Dr. Han's not calling me back, and now I can't even reach Travis." "Yeah, I mean, it's like after an earthquake." "Circuits are overloaded." " Got anything stashed?" " No." "Vicodin for my wisdom teeth." "I flushed 'em." "It's dangerous for him to go cold turkey like this." " I know." "I know." " Mom, I" " It's okay." " The doctor's." "You can pick 'em up." "Mom." "I don't even know-- I think they're closed." "They're not calling me back." "By the time I" "(distantsirenswailing)" "Watch him." " Prom-- do not leave the house." " I wo" " I won't." " Alicia, promise me." " I'll look after him." "( horns honking )" "( horn honks )" "(belldings)" "God damn it." "Woman:" "Yo, Officer." " ( honks horn )" " What's going on out there?" "Was there an accident?" "It'll clear up past Sherman Oaks." "I don't even know why I asked you." "(distantsirenwailing)" "(alarmbeeps,stops)" "(bangingechoes)" "(clangechoes)" "(distantclang)" "( creaks )" "Oh, my God!" " Hello, Miss C." " Tobias." "Can I have my knife back?" "( exhales )" " ( police radio chatter ) - ( car horns honking )" " ( siren wailing ) - ( chatter )" "Man:" "Youknowthisain 'tright." "Yo, this is wrong, man." "Wrong, wrong, wrong." "Back away, sir." "Get on with your business." " This is his business." "This is all our business." " Officer:" "Stay back." "That man never hurt a fly." "That man was unarmed." " LAPD's out of control." " ( crowd agrees )" "Officer:" "We're gonna need to clear this area now." "Man:" "Yo, we ain't clearing nothing." "Officer:" "Thisisacrimescene." "Man #2:" "Yeah, and we're all behind the tape." "Officer:" "Iwillnottell youpeopleagain." "Man #2:" "Good, 'cause we people aren't moving." "Hey, kid, put the camera down." "No, no, no, homie." "Keep that camera up." "I'm gonna give jackboot over here a little civics lesson." "You wanna go to jail, son?" "Jail?" "For what?" "Freedom of speech?" "Right to lawful assembly?" "He ain't breaking any laws." "Man, he ain't threatening nobody." "Oh, call your little buddy, yeah." "(drawerslidesopen)" "(drawerslidesshut)" "Be careful." "Thank you." "Here." "Oh, can't do hot now." "I'll make gazpacho next time." "Yeah." "It's gonna end up in the bucket." "Okay,drinksomewater." "I'm not thirsty." "Water is not what I need." "Yeah, I know what you need, Nick." "Mom's working on it." "(childcryingoutside)" "( moans, retches )" "It's her party, and she'll cry if she wants to." "(Nickretching)" "( groaning, retching )" "Whoa,whoa." "Whereareyougoing?" " Hey." "Alicia." " I'll be fast." "No, no, no, no." "Hey, you can't go back there." "Hey!" "You promised Mom." "Alicia, come" "You make promises all the time, Nick." " Lie down!" " I'm an asshole." "I'm an asshole." "Okay, but listen." "Alicia, if you leave, you won't come back." "Please." "You let Mom go." "Not safe." "No, Matt!" "Matt is not safe." " Oh, Jesus..." " No, Alicia, you don't get what it makes people do." " You don't know what I had to do, Alicia!" " What did you have to do?" "!" "Mattwillhurtyou !" "Hewillkillyou ,Alicia." "I'm- ( thuds ) - ( objects clatter )" "(dooropens)" "No, no, no, not now!" "Not now!" "Don't do this to me, Nick." "Not now!" "Don't you do this, you stupid son of a bitch!" "( grunting )" "Stay still." "Shh." "Why do I bother speaking?" "Seriously, why do I waste my breath?" " Is he here?" " You think I'm lying to you?" "We gotta find him." "It's not safe." "This virus that's going around, the shootings the past few days, it's connected." "What are you talking about?" "Didn't you see what happened on the freeway last night?" "I studied till 2:00, passed out." "Well, people are getting sick." "They get sick, and they get violent." " And the cops shoot them." " I've seen it." "You know what I've seen?" "Nothing." " It's getting worse." " Well, I don't know whattotellyou ." " What are you looking for?" " ( touch-tones beeping )" "Hey, just give me a second." "( all chanting ) Hell, no!" "We won't go!" "Hell, no!" "We won't go!" "( phone rings )" " Mom!" "Mom!" " Travis:" "Where the hell areyou?" "Dad, why do you have Mom's phone?" "I'm with your mother." "We're coming to get you." "Tell us where you are." "There's a protest." "I'm at a protest." " A protest?" " Where is he?" " Where?" " The cops, they shot somehomelessman,Dad ." "Thispoorguy, hewasn'tdoinganything." "Okay, let us come and get you." "Thepeopleweretakingaction." "Thisisimportant,Dad !" "Yeah, I get it." "I get it." "Okay, but" "Dad, I'm part of it, okay?" "I gotta go." "I gotta go, Dad." "Chris" "( chanting continues )" "I know where he is." "Cafeteria food's designed to survive a nuclear strike." "Expires in, like, the year 3000." "What did you come back for?" "Uh, Nick, my son, is not feeling well." "Well, that's smart." "LAPD lockup, they have pharmaceuticals." "Nick was here when I was a freshman." "He seemed nice." "Yeah, he's a good kid." "Yeah." "Uh, the looters hit pharmacies first, then gun shops, liquor stores." "The less you go out, the less chance you get exposed." "(Tobiasgrunts)" "Hey, Miss C, have you seen any of 'em yet?" "I mean, I've only seen 'em online." "No." "Let's hurry this up." "Mother lode." "Wow, you're stocking up for a while." "It's gonna be a while." "So your mom's back, then?" "My uncle's been around." "You should stock up, too, Miss C." "No, we have food." "( scrubbing )" "I'm sorry." "She should have been back by now." "Yeah, I know." "Someone should have called... by now." "Thank you." "( sighs )" "Mr. and Mrs. Cruz:" "¶Happybirthday toyou...¶" " I hate you." " ¶ Happy birthday toyou...¶" "I know." "¶Happybirthday, dearGladys¶" " ¶ Happy birthday to you. ¶ - ( sirens wailing )" "(cansrattling)" "Tobias:" "The desert will be safer because things will fall apart now." "No satellites, no Internet, no cell phones." "Communications will fail 'cause no one's there to manage the servers." "The electrical grid will collapse for the same reason." "It's all gonna go to hell." "And that's what they don't get." "When civilization ends, it ends fast." "They're gonna contain it." "The same "they" that's supposed to warn us?" " Come on." " ( distant rustling )" "(groaning)" "No, wait" " Miss C." "(groaningon speakers)" "(groaningcontinues)" "It's one of them." "(staticcrackling)" "(groaningcontinues)" "(distantalarmbeeping)" "Let's go." "Let's go." "Go, go, go, go." " Let's go." " ( beeping continues )" "Let's go." "Go." "Oh, God." "Leave it." "Tobias, leave it." "Oh, God." "Okay, get the door." "Okay." "Oh, God." "Artie?" "Artie." " ( raspy breathing )" " Oh, we-- we gotta go." "We gotta go." "(doorrattling)" "Artie, can you hear me?" "He can't hear you." "You know he can't." "We'll get you help, Artie." "Artie, stop." "We're gonna get you help, okay?" "We'll get you" "Tobias:" "No,no." " No, stop!" " Tobias:" "No, no!" "Madison:" "No,Tobias!" " No, no, no, no!" "Ah!" " No!" "Tobias!" "Oh, no, no, no!" "( screaming )" "( grunting )" "Help me!" "Oh, no." "No, no!" "( grunting )" " ( grunting ) - ( squelching )" "( panting )" "( engine starts )" "( crowd shouting )" "(Travis,echoing) Chris!" "( crowd shouting )" " Chris!" " Chris!" "( distorted voices )" "Chris!" "Liza:" "ChristopherJamesManawa!" "Christopher James Manawa." " We gotta go, man." " Dad, he was unarmed, but they shot him." "No, they shot him like a dozen times." " Tell us on the way." " No, I'm doing what you taught me." "Thisiswhatyou taughtme." "Dad,westandupforpeople." "Travis:" "Iknow,Iknow,butthere 's atimeandaplace" "Chris:" "Rightnow." "Thisishappeningrightnow." "(conversationcontinues indistinctly)" "(sirenswailing, hornhonking)" "Travis:" "Liza!" "Enough." "(continuesindistinctly)" " Okay, we gotta go." " This is important." "Come on, man." "You're important, okay?" "Christopher, listen to your father." "(policeradiochatter)" "Christopher, now!" "What is wrong with you?" "What is wrong with you guys?" " Are you kidding me?" " No, wait, wait." "Stop." " Come on." "Come on." " This way." " Where are we going?" " ( canister fires )" "( rasping )" "Stop." "Right now." "Ontheground!" "Ontheground!" "Stop!" " ( gunshots ) - ( crowd screams )" " ( woman screaming )" " Man:" "Get out!" "Get out!" "(helicopterblades whirring)" " ( woman screams )" " Man:" "Go!" "Go, man!" "Let's go!" " Where are we going?" " This way." " ( people shouting ) - ( sirens wailing )" " Okay?" " ( woman speaks Spanish )" " Thing of beauty." " Looks good, looks good." "Man:" "Kickthiswalldown!" "Man #2:" "Man,what'sgoingon outhere?" "Take the side." "Take the side." "Go to your right." "(peopleshouting)" "Chris:" "Jeez!" "Excuse me, sir." "Can we come in, please?" "We're closed." "Please, it's not safe out here." "I mean, it's dangerous." "Go to the police." "No, I think they're the danger." "I mean, they're not letting anyone leave." "We just need somewhere to ride it out." "Please." "Please?" "( speaks Spanish )" "Please." "Okay, come in." "Thank you." "Thank you." " ( shouting continues ) - ( horn honking )" "( crowd shouting, cheering )" "Do you have a back door?" "Access to the alley?" " There is no other door." " Travis, please." "Woman:" "Hey,hey." " ( man speaks Spanish )" " Liza:" "Travis, this is their home." " ( woman speaks Spanish )" " Do you have access to the roof?" "Travis, can you please not go in there?" "We can see what's coming there." "You will be fine in there." "I think it'll be safer if we stay away from the front door." "No, I think you will be safer in there." "Papa, I thought you were locking up." "( speaks Spanish )" " Are you okay?" " We're fine." " Who are you?" " I'm" " I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm Travis." "This is my family." "We just need somewhere to ride it out, and then we'll go." " ( siren wailing ) - ( distant shouting )" "(distantbanging)" "It's okay, Papa." "Please, have a seat in there." "Thank you, thank you." "I'm sorry." "Sorry." "Just take a seat." "Thank you." "( both speaking Spanish )" "Woman on radio:" "LACountyhealthofficials recommendAngelinos stayinside." "Ifyoudon't needtotravel,don 't." "Ifyoumustleaveyour house, takeprecautions." "Localneighborhoodwatch programsarebeingestablished inmanyneighborhoods throughoutthecity... (radioturnsoff )" "You can stay with us, Tobias, until this is over." "This doesn't end." "There's room." "It's safe." "You gotta take care of your son." "I'll be okay." "You?" "Yeah." "(carapproaching)" " ( praying in Spanish ) - ( distant shouting )" "(caralarmblaring)" "Thank you." "Thank my wife." "(distanttiresscreech)" "This is insane." " Chris, get away from the window." " ( horn honks )" " Can't make anything out." " You don't wanna see anything out there." "Okay?" "Just, come on, step away." "Sitdown." "Readsomething." "(sirenwailing)" "What do you know?" "What have you seen?" "(distantshattering)" " I've seen what people do." " ( engine roars )" "What they don't do." " It doesn't make sense." " ( glass shatters )" "They don't die, Liza." "They... (glassshatters)" "Gotta get far away from what's outside." "(caralarmblaring)" "All of us." " ( man shouting ) - ( officer on P.A., indistinct)" "(tiressquealing, enginerevving)" "(sirenswailing, hornhonking)" " Alicia:" "What took you so long?" " Shut the door." "How's your brother?" "Never better." "He went grand mal on me." "I'm sorry." " Travis call?" " No." "(pillsrattling)" "We ration those." "Oxy?" "Oxy's good." "How much?" "It's enough to get us to the desert." "And then what?" "Hey." "( snaps fingers )" "She tried to leave." "Yeah." "I stopped her." "( tapping )" "Alicia:" "Hey,Matt,it 'sme again." "Can you give me a call?" "I wanna know how you're doing." "( crying ) No." "No, God." "(cellphoneringing)" " Travis?" " Maddy." "Maddy?" " Travis?" "Hi." " You can hear me?" "Yeah,baby,whereare you ?" "Areyouokay?" "Yeah, no, we're good." "I found Chris." "He's safe." "Whereareyou?" "Youokay?" "Yeah, we're okay." "Can you come home?" "We'restuck." "Thefreeway'sjammed, andhighwaypatrol's figuringitout." "I,um..." "Well, where are you?" "You're at Liza's?" "No, no." "We're waiting in a shop." "I-- how's Nick?" "Is he okay?" "Did you find him the meds?" "Uh, yeah." "Uh..." "I got him enough, you know, to wean him off." "I mean, to take him to the desert and just wean him off." " ( explosion )" " Oh, shit." "Madison:" "Wait,Travis, whatwasthat?" " Tell me what that was." " No, it's okay." "It's okay." "Yeah,I 'mfine." "I'mfine." "Look,Maddy, Iwantyoutogo." "Go to the desert, now." "Don't wait." "No, I'm gonna wait for you." "I'm gonna wait for you." "Okay,I don'tknow howlongwe 'regonnabe." "Justgoahead." "We'llcatchup ." "We'llfindyou,okay?" "No, Travis, just-- no- ( gunshots )" " Whoa!" "Travis?" " Maddy?" " ( screaming, shattering )" "Officer over P.A. Byorderof theLAPD, youmustclear thestreetsnow." "(cricketschirping)" "( beeps )" "( sighs )" "( sighs, sniffles )" "What the hell happened?" "Mom?" "Mom, are you okay?" "Mom." ""WaitForMe "playing" "(statichissing)" "(womanvocalizing)" "¶I 'mgonnaaskyou tolookaway...¶" " ( crowd shouting ) - ¶ Mm-mm ¶" "¶I lovemy hands, butithurtstopray ...¶" " ( touch-tones beeping ) - ¶ The life I have isn't whatI 'veseen¶" "¶Thesky'snot blue andthefield'snot green...¶" "( sighs )" "Dead again?" "Phone lines keep going off and on." "Power cuts out." "Tell me." "What's going on?" "(distantwomanscreams)" "Oh, God." " ( screaming continues )" " Oh, my God." "( man grunting )" "( Mrs. Cruz screaming )" "Don't look." "Don't look." "Mom, Mr. Dawson's hurting them." "( screaming ) Get off!" "No." "Alicia!" " ( screaming escalates )" " No." "What are you doing?" "Mom." "Mom!" "( woman praying in Spanish )" "(prayercontinues)" "(distantsirenwailing)" "(musicplaying)"

"We are gathered here today to immortalize in song the life and untimely death of a great legend." " Rango." " So sit back, relax, and enjoy your low-calorie popcorn and assorted confections while we tell you the strange and bewildering tale of a hero who has yet to enter his own story." "Crunchy, creamy, cookie, candy, cupcake." "Okay, everybody, let's take it from the top." "The stage is set, the night moist with apprehension." "Alone in her chamber, the princess prepares to take her own life." ""It is far better to nourish worms than to live without love."" "She reaches for the poisoned chalice." "Meanwhile, the wicked Malvolio plots his ascension to the throne while her aging father lies gravely ill." ""Yes, I am gravely ill."" ""Hark, who goes there?"" "'Tis I, the much-anticipated hero, returning to rescue his emotionally unstable maiden!" "Unhand her, you jailers of virtue, or taste the bitter sting of my vengeance!" "The sting of my..." "Dr Marx?" "Dr Marx, I'm not getting anything from you." "People, we've talked about this." "Acting is reacting." "Victor, you were wooden!" "There, I said it." "Mr Timms?" "You were good." "Perhaps a little too good." "What's that, Victor?" "My character's undefined?" "That's absurd." "I know who I am." "I'm the guy, the protagonist, the hero." "Every story needs a hero." "I mean, who else is better qualified to bask in the adulation of his numerous companions?" "The stage is waiting." "The audience thirsts for adventure." "Who am I?" "I could be anyone." "I could be the sea captain returning from a mighty voyage to reclaim his mechanical arm!" "Or I could be the rogue anthropologist, battling pythons down in the Congo!" "Down, Chongo, down!" "And if you desire romance," "I will become the greatest lover the world has ever known!" "I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you." "You know, the women find me uncomfortably good looking." "But you seem remarkably at ease." "Stop it." "No, really." "Well, if you must." "What are you doing?" "That tickles." "Are those real?" "That's it!" "Conflict." "Victor, you were right." "I have been undefined." "People, I've had an epiphany." "The hero cannot exist in a vacuum!" "What our story needs is an ironic, unexpected event that will propel the hero into conflict!" "Mr Timms?" "That's right!" "You!" "Don't be shy." "Come on." "It's okay." "That's it, a little closer." "Good." "I won't bite you." "I need a little help here." "Are you okay?" "I must get to the other side." "The other side?" "You mean, just now, that was you crossing the road?" "That's why the..." "Why'd you do that?" "This is my quest." "He waits for me." "What?" "Who?" "The Spirit of the West, amigo." "The one." "They say he rides an alabaster carriage with golden guardians to protect him." "What are you talking about?" "Enlightenment." "We are nothing without it." "Nothing?" "Your delusional quest just ruined my life!" "I had an incredibly complex social network going!" "Highly sophisticated friends!" "I was very popular!" "Friends?" "I don't see no friends." "You are a very lonely lizard." "Look, I need water, hydration." "My teeth are chapped." "I need lotion." "I'm down to one layer of skin already." "Pretty soon, I'm going to start seeing my insides." "Not unlike what you've got going there." "Listen, I can't survive in the desert, okay?" "I..." "I don't belong here." "That may be true, but here you are." "Now help me up and I will help you find what you seek." " You will?" " And perhaps more." "Quickly." "I must get back to my quest." " You mean you've done this before?" " Yes." "Many times." "Come, come." "That's it, pull my finger." "The Spirit is waiting for me." "Okay, okay." "Okay." "That's not going to work." "I must get to the other side." "Why don't you just wait until there are no cars coming?" "It's not so easy as it looks." "What?" "Is a metaphor." "There's another one!" "I knew it." "You need a little help, amigo?" "I think the metaphor broke my spleen." "The path to knowledge is fraught with consequence." "I'm just looking for the path to water." "If you want to find water, you must first find Dirt." "Dirt." "Destiny, she is kind to you." "Tomorrow is Wednesday." "The water comes." "At noon, the townspeople gather for a mysterious ritual." "A town?" "You mean, with real people and everything?" "Where?" "A day's journey." "Follow your shadow." "You want me to just walk out into the desert?" "That's the way." "Okay." "So you're saying there's a town, a real town, not a metaphor town." "Go on. it's okay." "Okay." "Well, then, I'm going." "I am leaving the road now!" "I'm walking into the desert!" "Alone!" "We all have our journeys to make!" "I will see you on the other side." "Welcome, amigo" "To the land without end" "The desert and death" "Are the closest of friends" "We sing of his courage" "In magnificent song" "But pay close attention" "He won't be here long" "As the birds pluck his eyes The sun bleaches his bones" "See his entrails get scattered Watch him lose his cojones" "Here in the Mojave Desert, animals have had millions of years to adapt to the harsh environment." "But the lizard?" "He is going to die." ""Four score and seven years ago, our fathers..."" " Don't move." " What?" " Don't move!" " Not moving." "Not moving." "Try to blend in." "Blend in?" "What do you mean?" "Blend in." "What are you saying?" " Too late." " No, no. it's not too late!" "I'm blending!" "I'm a blender!" "Hey, calm down!" "What are you doing?" "Stop moving!" "Try not to look conspicuous." " What are you doing?" " I'm blending." " Go blend somewhere else." " Don't distract me." " No room at the inn." " It's an art, not a science." " Find your own hiding place." " No, this is good." "Here she comes!" "You better run, Mojito!" " What?" "I thought you said, "Don't move."" " That was before." "Now, you run." "Oh, hey." "Proboscis." "Testy." "Please, no, please." "I have vertigo!" "My glands are swelling!" "Please, no." "You!" "I'll kill you!" "You stupid lizard!" "Get out of there." "I'm going to strangle your huevos!" "Big bird!" "Big bird!" "No, wait!" "Come back!" "I was just kidding!" " Come on, we're friends, right?" " I don't know you!" " Lizards, frogs..." " Find your own hiding place!" " We're practically related!" " No room at the inn!" " Come on, move over!" " You're not my friend!" "I'll let you kiss my sister!" "You son of a..." "Where are your friends now, amigo?" "Get your slimy-webbed phalanges off my boots!" "Sorry." "I got a bead on you, stranger." "So you get up real slow lessen you want to spend the better part of the afternoon putting your face back together!" " No, ma'am, I don't." " Who are you?" " Who am I?" " I'm asking the questions here!" "Our town is drying up." "We're in the middle of a drought." "Now someone's dumping water in the desert!" "It's a puzzle of indeterminable size and dimension, but I intend to find out what role you playing in all this." " Role?" " What are you involved in?" "Well, I'm glad you asked." "I've got two one-acts, a mystery and a musical I've been gestating." "I got the words, I'm just working on the melody right now. it's like a..." "I think it's gonna be a western." "A monkey got a cracker His mother was a slapper" "She'll be coming 'round the mountain in the rain" "You ain't from around here, are you?" "I'm still working on it." "So, what's your name?" " Beans." " That's a funny kind of name." "What can I say?" "My daddy plumb loved baked beans." "Well, you're lucky he didn't plumb love asparagus." "What are you saying?" "I mean, I enjoy a hearty puttanesca myself, but I'm not sure that a child would appreciate the moniker." "My daddy was a great man, even if he did exhibit a proclivity for legumes." " Spicy." " You're eating his ashes!" "You carry his remains?" "No, his ashes." "He loved to smoke." "They never found the body." "Well, I'm sure he had his reasons." " What are you implying?" " Nothing." "My daddy was never near that mine shaft." "He'd been sober for over a month!" "And for you to insinuate that he would abandon his parental responsibilities at a delicate time in my personal development is an affront to my sense..." "Miss Beans?" "Miss Beans?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "And until the people of Andromeda Five return him safe and sound, I will not sell my ranch!" " What..." "What are you doing?" " What are you doing?" " What am I doing?" " You're cuddling me." " You were frozen." " I was not." "Yes, you were." "You stopped talking." "It's a defense mechanism." "Actually, lots of lizards have it." "You're making that up." "So, you gonna die out here, or you want a ride into town?" "No, no, no." "Yeah." "No." "Yes, please." "Thank you." "Sorry." "Today's Wednesday." "Wednesday's when we all get to it." "So who are you, really?" "Well, I'm a man of many epithets." "There's my stage name, my pen name, my avatar." "I had a pseudonym once, but I had it legally changed." "And so the stranger, seeking companionship, finds the woman, much like the sirens of ancient times luring him to his certain demise." "Nom de plume, I have a CB handle." "I'm actually one of the few men with a maiden name." "Whoa!" "Well, here we are." "Right." "Well, I sure do appreciate this, Miss Beans," " and if there's ever anything that I..." " Get on up!" "Okay, then!" "See you, Beans." "You heading out, Jim?" "Well, we gave it our best shot." "We had to sell out." "Can't grow no crops without no water." "Bye, now!" "What is it?" "What was that for?" "You're funny looking." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, you're funny looking, too." " That's a funny-looking shirt." " That's a funny-looking dress." " You got funny-looking eyes!" " You got a funny-looking face!" "You're a stranger." "Strangers don't last long here." "Here's your beans, Beans." "I'm gonna need some more feed, too, Willie." "Now, Beans, you owe me three quarts already." "I can't give you more credit." "But I'll have what I owe you at noon." "You don't understand. it's Mr Merrimack down at the bank." "He cut off all credit." "Hey, Beans!" "Beans!" "You know that there fella?" "Hey, Beans!" "Miss Beans!" "Nope." "Hey, Beans!" "Hey." "Right." "Blend in." "Yeah, blend in." "I'd like a glass of water." "He wants a glass of water!" "Make it a double!" "Give him the spittoon!" "Cactus juice." "That's what we got." "Hey, there, fruit cup." "You're a long ways from home, ain't ya?" "Who exactly are you?" "Who am I?" "I could be anyone." "What's the matter?" "You missing your mommy's mangos?" "As a matter of fact, I am." "But not as much as your daddy's cooking!" "Exactly where did you say you were from?" "Me?" "I'm from the West." "Out there, beyond the horizon." "Past the sunset." "The Far West." "Yeah, that's right, hombres." "The place I come from, we kill a man before breakfast just to work up an appetite." "Then we salt him, and we pepper him." "Then we braise him in clarified butter." "And then we eat him." " You eat him?" " That's what I said!" "Hell, I seen things make a grown man lose control of his glandular functions!" "You spend three days in a horse carcass, living off your own juices." "It'll change a man." "Oh, yeah." "Had a few extra aces in this deck, gents." "Just the way I like it." "So, no, my hirsute little rodent friend, I am not from around these parts." "You might say I'm from everywhere there's trouble brewing and hell waiting to be raised." "You might say I'm what hell's already raised up." "Name's" "Rango." "Rango." "Are you the fella that killed them Jenkins brothers?" "Killed them with one bullet." "Don't get no deader." "All seven of them?" "That's right." "All seven of them." "Exactly how you do that, Mr Rango?" "You know, I'm glad you asked me that." "And I will be happy to tell you how." "But you're all gonna have to listen up!" "Because this is where it gets complicated." "That'll close out your account, Mrs Oats, two gulps and a swig." "Hands off, Mordecai!" "That's what's left of your college education!" "I don't rightly have no other choice, Beans." "Times being so hard, we just can't give no more credit." "But this here is a bank." "This is where you keep the water." "Beans, you've been like a niece to me ever since your daddy did not fall drunk down a mine shaft." "I've tried to protect you and others from certain realities." "But that..." "Well..." " Mr Merrimack?" " Realities are bearing down." "Mr Merrimack!" "Are you all right?" "Beans, I need to show you something." " That's all that's left?" " And this here is the reserve!" "I don't know if you've noticed, but folks just ain't making deposits on a Wednesday no more!" "Mr Merrimack, if I don't get some water, I'm gonna lose my ranch and you're telling me that's all that's left in the whole town?" "Now that just don't make no sense." "Now, listen." "Someone is dumping water in the desert." "I seen it with my own eyes." "Water in the desert?" "Was this during one of your special times?" "No." "Well, we can all dream, but this is the reality." "Why do you think so many people are selling out?" "They just can't make it." "Well, what am I supposed to do?" "Well, I suppose we could talk to the Mayor." "I hear he's been helping people out in this time of crisis." "The Mayor?" "He may be our only hope." "Bullet hits a shovel, ricochets back towards number three, and that's when the roof caved in, igniting the thermos of pure grain alcohol instantly vaporizing his bodily form, leaving nothing but a charcoal statue and a high-pitched squeal." "Hold on, there." "That's only six." "What happened to number seven?" "Number seven?" "Hell, he died of infection." " Seven men!" " One bullet!" "Drinks all around!" "Dance for me, Sod Buster!" " Yes, dance like a chicken!" " That's right!" "Dance!" "You got corn in your ears, mate?" "You don't pay the mortgage, you don't own the land!" " That's basic real estate law, my friend." " Quid pro quo!" "If I see your face in this town again," "I'm gonna slice it off and use it to wipe my unmentionables." "Mind the beak." "And don't come back!" "What are you all gawping at?" "Hey, Bad Bill, there's something I got to tell you!" "What is this?" "You know who that is, Bill?" "That there's Rango!" "Yeah, he ain't afraid of you!" "He ain't afraid of none of you." "Killed them Jenkins brothers." " Done it with one bullet, Bill." " All seven of them!" "Is that right?" "Let me get that before you..." "No." "Oh, I know." "Here." "Just take care of that for you." "There." "All better." "T.O. T.O. Just a second." "All right, now listen!" "I'm going to give you fellas one last chance to reconsider!" "And if you don't want to reconsider" "I might consider reconsidering myself." "Now that's what I'm talking about." "Yeah." "All right, now listen up!" "Things are going to be different around here now that Range's in town." "Got some new rules!" "I want my shoes shined every morning, my coffee hot, Danish on the side." "Whatever you do, don't look me in the eye." "Stay out of my peripheral vision!" " It's Rango." " What's he up to?" "He ain't afraid of nobody." "He's telling that bird what's for!" "And when you see me coming, stand aside." "I take large steps and I don't want none of you hayseeds getting your bodily fluids on my boots!" "Of course, there is no need for violence, as long as we stick together, work as a team." "So I want you all to come outside now and line up single file while I take a brief intermission!" "What's he doing now?" "I think it's a number two." "Never mind." "Take a look-see over here!" "Well, look at him now!" "He's chasing after that hawk!" "Give him hell, Rango!" " Did you see that?" " He killed that thing!" "What do you think, Doc?" "This hawk is dead!" "Shoot, I say we cook that right up." "He did it with one bullet!" "Just like he said!" "It's about time we had a hero around here." "One who ain't in a pine box." "I think it's time he met the Mayor." "You hear that, Rango?" "You're going to meet the Mayor!" "Let's hear it for Rango!" "And so the stranger basks in the adulation of his new friends, sinking deeper into the guacamole of his own deception." "When is he going to die?" "Soon, compadre." "Soon." "My land is not for sale!" "I came here to save my land, not sell it!" "I'm sure there's something reasonable we can work out if you just talk to him!" "Beans!" "Where are you going?" "Beans?" "The Mayor will see you now." "Water, Mr Rango, water." "Without it, there's nothing but dust and decay." "But with water there's life." "Look at them, so desperate to live, they'll follow it anywhere." "That's the immutable law of the desert." "Control the water and you control everything." "But I don't have to tell you that being a true man of the West, as you are." "Oh, yeah." "The West is the best." "This is from my private stock." "Vintage rainwater from the Great Deluge." "Not Noah's deluge." "Good heavens, I'm not that old." "I guess power has its privileges." "You make a good point, son." "But with privilege comes responsibility." "Hell, I was mayor here before there was a Dirt!" "And I may be just a sentimental old turtle but I think there's a future for this town." "And I hope you'll be part of it." " To Dirt!" " To Dirt." "You see them, Mr Rango?" "All my friends and neighbours?" "It's a hard life here." "Very hard." "Do you know how they make it through each and every day?" "They believe." "They believe it's going to be better." "They believe that the water will come." "They believe against all odds and all evidence that tomorrow will be better than today." "People have to believe in something." "Right now, they believe in you." "Pick it up, Mr Rango." "Your destiny awaits." "People have to believe in something." "It's almost noon." "Is everything ready?" "Yeah." "But he might be a problem." "He's not a problem, William." "He's a solution." "It just don't make no sense." "This whole town is drying up, and the Mayor is the only one who don't seem to be affected." "Doesn't that make you just a wee bit suspicious?" "And what about that water I saw out in the desert?" "All right!" "No need to incite anxiety." "I'll inquire about the Mayor." "But if you really feel there's some conspiracy occurring," "I suggest you take it up with the new sheriff." "This is going to be good." "Hey!" "Watch that needle there." "Not too tight." "I want to leave room for some pucker!" "That's good." "Oh, easy there, tiger." " A little up and back?" " I don't think so." "Have you got French cuffs with that?" "Excuse me, Sheriff Rango." "I want to talk to you." "Hey, Beans, what do you think of the new duds?" "I got a 10-gallon hat marked down from 15." " That's nice." " Have you met Angelique?" " Hello, Beans." " Hello, Angelique." " Tart." " Floozy." " Trollop." " Excuse me, Mr Rango." "I will blow that ugly right off your face!" "I was just thinking that..." "You want the old John Hancock, do you?" " Well, here." "Hold this." " Sheriff Rango, this isn't a social call." "There's a bullet in there." "I know about the shindig this afternoon." " I ordered myself some right fancy duds." " Sheriff, I'd like to file a..." " Mr Rango!" " Oh, you, too?" "No problem." " Here, let me just..." " I need you to investigate..." "You know, Beans, I bet you clean up real nice, you put a little effort into it." " What?" " Now, remember, son, stay in school, eat your veggies, burn everything but Shakespeare." " Who's Shakespeare?" " Sheriff Rango, if that is your real name." "I am trying to save my daddy's ranch, which is on the verge of an agricultural meltdown while you're playing patty-cake with this here trollop!" "Sad, really." "Such a drab little thing." "Why does she do that?" " It's a survival reflex." " Her switch is just broken." "Well, that's an inconvenience." "It is not a rash!" "It is a birthmark!" "I did it again, didn't I?" "Did what?" "Let me ask you something." "Did anybody here mention what happened to our last sheriff?" "Pardon, but may I ask you..." "Excuse me, may I ask you..." "The last sheriff..." "Pardon me." "Where is everybody going?" "What exactly happened to the..." "All day" "I've faced the barren waste" "Without the taste of water" "Cool water" "Old Dan and I" "With throats burned dry" "And souls that cry" "For water" "Cool" "I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry." "Clear water" "This is a heck of a hoedown you got going." "Still working out those steps." "So, is this considered normal civic behaviour?" "Every Wednesday, just like clockwork." "You kill bird." "Yeah." "Matter of fact, I did." "Bird dead." "Snake come." "Snake?" "He means Rattlesnake Jake, Mr Rango." "He never comes to town 'cause he's scared of that hawk." "But he might come now." "Can I have your boots when you're dead?" "No!" "And I ain't got no problem with this Rattlesnake Jake." "That's just what Amos said." "Amos?" "You got any gold fillings?" "My fellow Dirtonians." "I welcome you to our great day of deliverance." "Hallelujah." " Hallelujah!" " Hallelujah!" "Acolytes, prepare the holy spigot!" "We have a newcomer amongst us today, my friends." "A man I think needs little introduction to you so bold has been his entry into our fair society." "Mr Rango, would you step forward?" "The time has come, my friends." "The time that was foretold!" " Hallelujah!" " Hallelujah!" "The sacred time!" " Hallelujah!" " Hallelujah!" "The time of destiny!" " Hallelujah!" " Hallelujah!" "The time of deliverance!" " Hallelujah!" " Hallelujah!" "It is the time of hydration!" " It's his fault!" " It's the newcomer!" " Burn him!" " He's a witch!" "I get his boots!" "My friends, my friends!" "Temper your frustrations." "Times will be tough from now on." "Sacrifices will have to be made." "But if I can help in any way, please know that my door is always..." "Hold it, hold it!" "Now, this whole thing stinks three ways to Sunday." "First the bank's run dry and now this here spigot?" "The bank's run dry?" " What's she talking about?" " She said there's no water in the bank!" "This is all we have!" "We can't give it all out!" "That was my rehydration account!" "None of that civil disobedience in my town, thank you very much." "Thank goodness you're here, Sheriff." "Things were getting out of hand." "Come right in." "Let me have a gander at the source of the societal discontentment here." "Mercy." "All right, listen up!" "I've been thinking and I believe I've figured something out." "You folks have a water problem!" "Now just pay attention, everybody." "I'm trying to make a point here." "Let's say this fella here were to take a drink of water." "Just one little drink." "No harm, no foul, right?" "And you!" "You're just as dried up and parched as a jackrabbit in July." "So you belly on up and take you a double shot!" "Stay with me." "What do you think happens then?" "Why we'd all be drinking!" "And before you know it, there wouldn't be any more water." "And then where would we be?" "We'd be thirsty." "Real thirsty." "We'd turn on each other like a bunch of animals!" "Now look here." "We have got six days of water." "We have got five days..." "As long as we've got water, we've got ourselves a town." "Sheriff Rango is right." "As long as we have this water, we have some hope." "And you can all take it from me." "My 100% full-time employment from this moment on will be to protect our precious natural resource." "Ain't no one gonna tango with the Rango." "Evening, ladies." "Evening, Sheriff." "And don't you come back!" "Hold on there, Gordy." "You get back in there and you assert yourself, and I think you'll find the people of this here town to be surprisingly hospitable." "Thank you, Sheriff." "What?" "Not you again!" "I stand corrected." " This ain't the bank." " I told you, Jedidiah!" "Hold it right there!" " Who's that?" " It's the Sheriff!" "Get them hands up where I can see them!" "Just as I suspected." "Prospecting without the authorized equipment." "Don't move a muscle." "Prospecting?" "Now, you got your shovel, pickaxe, Benadryl, loofah, assorted snacks, some puzzle books and you're gonna need a permit." " Loofah." " Ezekiel, Jedidiah!" "What the Sam Hill's going on up there?" "I've had polyps removed smarter than the two of you!" "Hell's fire, this ain't the bank!" "Pappy, the Sheriff is standing right here, helping us out." "Gonna give us a permit for prospecting." "That's right, sir." "Just doing my duty." "The lonely constable on his rounds, keeping an eagle eye out for mayhem and malfeasance." "Does he look like he sounds?" "Well, Sheriff, if we was to hit the mother lode, being prospectors and such, where would we deposit said annuity?" "Here in the town of Dirt, we happen to have the finest financial institution this side of the Missouri." "Protected morning, noon and night by yours truly." "Much obliged." "The bank's been robbed!" "The bank's been robbed!" "Good Lord, the bank's been robbed!" "What's going on?" " It's gone!" "The water's all gone!" " What'd he say?" "He said the bank's been robbed!" "Dr Marx!" "I'm on fire!" "Embrace me!" "The bank's been robbed, the town is dry "We'll die of thirst," the people cry" "He promised to protect the vault The water's gone, it's all his fault" "All right, folks, stand back, clear the area." "This is a crime scene now." "Secure the perimeter, dust for prints, check for fibers, scan for DNA." "I want a urine sample from everyone." "And get me a latte." "And don't mix up the two." "And don't mix up the two." "What's this?" ""Prospecting Permit."" "I'll take that." "Material evidence." "What are we gonna do now, Sheriff?" " We need that water." " We're all going to die!" "My friends, we all know what we have to do now." "That's right." "We all know what we have to do now." " And that would be?" " Form a posse." "Form a possum!" "A posse." "Now, we're gonna be doing this in an orderly fashion." "First off, does anybody here know how to use a firearm of any kind?" "All right, then." "What do we do now, Sheriff?" "Now we ride!" "Where are we going?" "What?" "Where are we going?" "Now, as my deputy, you'll be in charge of all tracking and finding of villains, utilizing your well-developed In jun-uity, no of fence taken." "So which way do you think they went?" "You want to sniff the air or commune with a buffalo or something?" "Oh, you're good." "I'm depending on you, Spoons." "You got a little tobacco in the beard there." "Always good to have a medical man along, Doc." "Reptiles got to stick together, right, my brother?" "I'm an amphibian." "Ain't no shame in that." "You sure you're fit for duty there, soldier?" "Well, you got a little something in your eye there." "Oh, that?" "That there's conjunctivitis, sir." "It's hereditary." "Well, I'm glad to hear it's not contagious." "Now, just wait a cotton-picking minute!" "A posse ain't no place for a..." "Never mind." "Hold on there, little sister." "Someone's gonna have to look after the town while I'm gone." "Can I gut-shoot someone?" "Let's put a pin in that." "Sheriff, you're going to bring that water back, aren't you?" "Count on it, little sister." " Which way do we go, Sheriff?" " There's tunnels everywhere." "Whole town's perforated with them." "He got more holes in him than even a painted lady on a porcupine." "Hey, my daddy took me to her place." "Not what I expected." "How'd them fellers find the bank, anyway?" "Gentlemen, if we can just stay on task here." "Sheriff!" "Over here!" " Would you look at that?" " Like seeing the face of God." "Amen, brother." "I remember when it used to flow every Wednesday." "Those were the halcyon days." "Must be a reason she quit on us." "Whatever the reason, something is controlling this here water." "What do you say, Sheriff?" "Clearly, the robbers came from this direction." "I say we track this pipe back to its hydraulic origin and apprehend the culprits behind this aquatic conundrum." " What'd he say?" " I think he said follow the pipe." " He said follow the pipe." " He said follow the pipe." "Sure is humid down here." "Yeah. it's like the big mud piles." "I had a goitre removed once." "Looked like Tony Bennett stepping out of the shower." "I put that on a tortilla." "Whatever you do, do not look down." " What is this place?" " It's an aquifer." "What's an aquifer?" "Well, it's for aqua." "Well, it's empty now." "That's a big one." " It's the end of the line." " Don't go no further." "Now that there is a path." "It's got to be connected to something." "You talk too much." "Why don't you put a cork in it?" "Why don't you put a cork..." "Tell you where the sun don't shine." "Your mama did." "I'll cook her right up." "You two just don't get it, do you?" "Someone or something is messing with our hydration and that pipe has got something to do with it." "I thought we was following bank robbers!" "We're experiencing a paradigm shift." "I'm gonna shift the features on your face if you don't shut up!" "Go ahead and try!" "Quiet, you savages!" "Stop your rattling." "You're affecting my cogitation." "Whoa!" "I got it." "Snuff out them torches." "Sure enough." "Smart thinking there, feller." " Start climbing." " Get your foot out of my face!" "Not bad, huh, Beans?" "You keep thinking like that, your hat's gonna catch on fire." "Well, you know, you get on a roll, you just..." "Hot, hot!" "Burn." "Poor things." "All they wanted was a little water." "Cactus dying of thirst." "It don't bode well." " Hey, look what I found!" " What you got there?" " I saw that first!" " Hey, that's mine!" "Give me that!" "It's empty anyway." "I knew that." "Where'd you find that?" "Sheriff!" "You're going to want to see this!" "It's Mr Merrimack from the bank." "What's he doing here?" " Everybody stand back." " All right, let me see." "Looks like them varmints shot him in the back." "No, this man wasn't shot." "He was drowned!" " Drowned?" " In the middle of the desert?" "What a way to go." "Well, now, whose boot prints are those?" "That's interesting." "The ground's still wet." "I suppose we should bury him." "I don't know." "Birds got to eat, too." "Circle of life!" "Sheriff." "Will you say a few words?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Dearly beloved." "We are gathered here today to honor this man." "Mr Merrimack, you have the right to remain silent." "Speak now or forever hold your peace." "Amen." " Amen." " Amen." "Hey!" "What's that dad-gum Indian doing?" "I see you're consulting with the spirits." "No, I'm moulting." "Means I'm ready to mate." "I'll keep that in mind." "Cactus fruit." "Ah, yes." "The ancient cactus fruit." "I believe your people use it as seasoning when preparing your native dishes." "Also natural laxative." "Pick up trail." "Three men heading west." "One blind, one with enlarged prostate, riding sidesaddle." " What did he say?" " They're riding sidesaddle." " We're whispering." " What'd he say?" "Someone's got a bad valve." "All right, which one of you fellers needs a check-up?" "Awkward." "What exactly are we going to do now?" "Now we ride!" "That means we're riding now!" "This moment." "Marshmallows remind me of going camping with my daddy." "I could eat them all night long." "Of course he did make me cough them back up again for breakfast." "This one time, I coughed up an entire Dalmatian." "That ain't nothing." "I coughed up a whole tribe of pygmies." "They started looking at me weird." "I remember them." "They was quite friendly." "I found a human spinal column in my fecal matter once." "You might want to get that looked at." "Pass the beans, Beans." " Sheriff?" " No, thanks." "Mr Rango?" "Can you tell us about the Spirit of the West?" " Yeah, tell us about that." " Is it true what they say?" "Yes, the Spirit of the West!" "The eternally unattainable ideal." "They say he rides in an alabaster carriage with golden guardians to protect him." "But he only appears to those who have undertaken an epic quest!" "And have made it to the other side." "The other side of what?" "It's a metaphor." "My eye!" "That's gonna heal right up." "Sheriff?" "What are you going to do about Rattlesnake Jake?" "What?" "Where?" "Sorry about that." "Word is you come against him once or twice." "Yeah." "Jake." "You mean my brother." " Your brother?" " That's what I said!" "But he's a snake and you're a lizard." "Well, Momma had an active social life." "Did he ever bite you?" "Sure enough did." "Look at that baby." "Go ahead, you can touch it." "That's interesting." "That there's a belly button." "Luckily, I'm immune to his venom." "Put some in my coffee just to give it a little tang." "Is it true he's only scared of them hawks?" "Them's what we call his natural predator." "All this talk of that serpentine devil is putting my quills on edge!" "I ain't sleeping tonight." "No, sir." "Don't you all worry about a thing." "Come tomorrow, we'll locate that water and return to a hero's welcome." "Friends, before we bunk down" "I'd like us all to join hands for a moment, say a few words to the Spirit of the West." "That's a good idea." "Ain't always spoken rightly to you, Spirit of the West." "But tonight I want to thank you for bringing Sheriff Rango into our lives." "It's a hard life we got." "Sometimes I don't know how we're gonna make it." "But somehow, Sheriff Rango makes me think we will." "We needed a brave man and you sent us one." "Nice to have someone to believe in again." "Thank you, Spirit of the West." "Amen." " Amen." " Amen." "Just checking." " It's a little cold tonight." " Thank you." "You ever feel like those things are looking at you?" "That's a Spanish dagger." "But around here, we just call them the Walking Cactus." "Walking?" "There's an old legend they actually walk across the desert to find water." "When I was a little girl, I'd stay up late watching them, to see if they'd move." "I thought if I could follow them, they'd lead me to someplace wonderful." "Someplace with enough water for everyone." "Night after night, I watched them." "I never saw them move." "But you're still watching." "Who doesn't want to find someplace wonderful?" "We'll find the water, Beans." "I promise you." "That's such a lonely sound." "You ever get lonely?" "Sometimes." "I can't imagine it." "You're such a charmer and everyone likes you so much." " I never made friends easy like that." " No?" "No, we're pretty isolated out there on the ranch, sort of like being sealed up in a little box." "Don't really see a lot of folks." "I wouldn't know what that's like." "There someone special in your life, Rango?" "There used to be." "But she couldn't keep her head." "Besides, my life's too dangerous for that kind of thing." "You know, it's an awful solitary existence out there on the prairie." "Riding the ranges and the suchlike." "Beans?" "Beans?" "I'm gonna skin you alive, boy!" "I'm gonna whup you like a red-headed stepchild!" "Choleric varmints, ain't they?" "Dysfunctional family." "Need intervention." "What's that coming?" "It's the water." "I have a plan, and each and every one of you has a part to play." "What do I do?" "Spoons, you got the most important job of all." "You stay up here on the ridge, and if anything goes wrong, you give the signal." "Hey, Beans." "What size dress you wearing?" " He got it!" " Hallelujah!" " He found the water!" " You did it, son." "Well, actually..." "Why can't you be all brainy like your brother?" "Pappy, about that water." "There's something I got to tell you." "Hush up, now." "Somebody's coming." "Good sirs, gracious good afternoon to thee and thee and thee." "May I present Madame Lupone's" "Terpsichorean Troupe of Traveling Thespians!" " What is that?" " I think they's thespians." "Thespians?" "That's illegal in seven states!" "The stage is set." "The princess prepares to take her own life." "I yearn for love." "Meanwhile, the lone sentry stands watch at the castle gate." "Stands watch at the castle gate..." "Hark!" "Who goes there?" "This plot is highly predictable." "Quiet!" "This is my favourite part." "Arriving to great fanfare 'twas her aged father," "Strucketh by Cupid." "Prithee, unhand my fair daughter and reach for the..." " Line?" " "Reach for the sky!"" "What was that?" "Must be that immersive theater." "We got you surrounded!" "You and your entire family get your hands up where I can see them." "My entire family?" "Grits and spit and collard greens" "Waffle chitlins, monkey brains" "Re-fried bones and booger blood" "Pickled eggs and flaps of mud" "It's a full house." "Looks like we're gonna have ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff." "I'll have you know, you're not looking at our entire contingent." "What's that supposed to be?" "That's the signal." "That's the signal!" "Something must have gone wrong!" "So something's supposed to happen?" "I am open to suggestions." "Run!" "Get on the wagon!" "Should we have ourselves some sport, chill'ens?" "I likes it when they run." "Maybelle, give the holler!" "Looks like we made it!" "That audience was quite responsive." "Yeah, well, I think that chromosome pool is about dried up." "We got bats!" "Here!" "You drive." "Looks like there's gonna be soup tonight!" "Come on, let's get some!" "What in tarnation?" "Don't shoot the water!" "Jedidiah!" "it's time for the Alabama squeeze box!" "Okay, Pa!" "I am sensing hostility." "Incoming!" "Hello!" "Good bye!" "Lasso that swine!" "I suggest we take evasive action!" "I suggest you shut up and shoot!" " What happened to the Sheriff?" " He had a previous engagement!" "Boseefus, give them some gumbo now!" "What was that?" "Go check it out!" "What is it?" "Is there a problem?" "You could call it that." "Headache." "Is that all you got?" "That wasn't altogether unpleasant!" "Eat lead!" "Here, hold these." "Get your hands off me!" "Oh, I'm sorry." "Jump!" "It's impossible." "It can't be. it's empty." "There's no water!" "No water?" "Then what the hell we been fighting for?" "Sir, you have defiled and desecrated the very sustenance of our livelihood!" "I think that there fella in the purty dress is the Sheriff." "That's the same fellow what give us a prospecting permit?" " A what?" " Irrelevant!" "Obfuscation." "You and your kin are under arrest for bank robbery and the murder of our beloved financial adviser" "Johannes Merrimack the Third, AKA, Fluffy Joe." "Sheriff, we didn't kill nobody." "We done tunneled into that vault, but there weren't nothing in it." "Somebody done robbed that bank before we robbed it." "Then where'd you get this here jug?" "That's what I been trying to tell you, Pappy." "I found it in the desert." "Then why in tarnation did you bring it here?" "Hold on!" "You're saying this here jug was empty when you found it?" "That's right." "I don't believe a word of it." " Let's hang them, Sheriff!" " String them up!" "Who'd dump water in the desert?" "Wouldn't be the first time." "It's a puzzle!" "It's like a big old mammogram!" "What's going on, Sheriff?" "I don't know." "But I'm going to strip away this mystery and expose its private parts." "You and your kin are coming with me." "They're coming!" "Here they come!" "Looks like they got them robbers." "Where's the water?" "There weren't no water." "Where is he going?" "He's going to see the Mayor." "He's got to be pleased with that." "That's a good one, boss!" "That's interesting." "I do apologise for the shoes, Mr Rango, but there's a certain protocol to this game, you understand." "I'm a bit of a stickler for protocol." "Well, that's good, 'cause you got a few questions to answer and I've got my own protocol." "But why would anyone dump water in the blooming desert?" "It does seem a bit naive, taking the word of admitted bank robbers." "Besides, once they hang, your job is done." " Bravo!" " Job well done." "But what if somebody did rob the bank before they got there?" "And who would do that, Mr Rango?" "I was hoping you could tell me." "That sounds marginally near to an accusation." "Take it any way you like." "Something you said keeps rattling around in my frontal lobe." "What's that?" ""Control the water and you control everything."" "Come now, Mr Rango." "You attribute divine power to me." "How on earth could I possibly control the water?" "You've obviously mastered this game." "Well, I've been playing it for many years, sir." "I was here before the highway split this great valley." "I watched the march of progress, and I learned a thing or two." "Perhaps it's time you started to take the long view, begin to appreciate the broad sweep of history." "Look out there, son." "You can almost see time passing." "What are you building out here?" "The future, Mr Rango, the future." "One day soon, all this is going to fade into myth, the frontier town, the lawman, the gunslinger." "There's just no place for them any more." " We're civilized now." " That's right, civilized." "That's what the future holds." "You can either be part of it, or you can be left behind." "Is that what happened to Mr Merrimack?" "Did he get left behind?" "Careful, Mr Rango." "You seem to forget you're just one little lizard." "You seem to forget I'm the law around these parts." "Our new sheriff has been playing the hero for so long, he's actually starting to believe it." "Call in Rattlesnake Jake." "But Jake's the Grim Reaper." "He never leaves without taking a blooming soul." "Do it!" "Now be still." "You gotta look presentable to meet your maker." "Death has arrived" "How will the hero survive?" "The Mayor has bought up all the land in the valley, except for your ranch, Miss Beans." "That just don't make no sense." "Without water, that land is useless." "Unless he controls the water." "Like a monkey's bladder!" "Then he could bring it back once he's bought up all the land." "But how does he control the water?" "Well, you gotta spend some time and train them." "'Cause you know monkeys, when they do go, you rub their nose in it." "Sheriff, we got a problem." "Hold on, Beans." "That won't be necessary." " Hang him till his head turns blue!" " Give us them robbers!" "Hold on!" "Calm down, everyone!" "Let me talk!" " Nail them to the courthouse!" " Now, calm down, everybody." "Get them out here so we can cut off their giblets!" "You, too, Spoons?" "They done taken that water." "They taken everything we got!" "No one's stringing anyone up." "Not while I'm sheriff." "But this is all his fault!" "You said you's gonna bring the water back." "It's just, we got no hope without that water." "We got nothing left to believe in." "You see that sign up there?" "As long as that sign says "Sheriff,"" "you can believe that there's law and order in this town." "But without law and order, ruminate on that." "Oh, yeah." "Starts out slow, like a fungus." "Somebody says a cross word." "Accusations start flying." "Neighbour turns on neighbour." "Pretty soon, we're eating our children!" "And then dogs and cats are getting together to create all sorts of unnatural mutant aberrations!" "So, you want something to believe in, Spoons?" "Believe in me." "Believe in that there sign." "For as long as it hangs there, we got hope." "Hello, brother." "Thirsty?" "Long time, brother." "How you been keeping?" "Well, you know..." "I hear you been telling about how you killed all them Jenkins brothers." "With one bullet, wasn't it?" "Isn't that right?" "All these good folks here believe your little stories, don't they?" "Why, they believe you're just a stone killer, don't they?" "Seems these folks trust you." "They think you're gonna save their little town." "They think you're gonna save their little souls!" "But we know better, don't we?" "So why don't you show your friends here what you're made of?" "Show them who you really are." "Why don't you just pull your gun and shoot me?" "But, of course, you won't need all these." "Just one, right?" "Go ahead, hero." "Pull the trigger." "You got killer in your eyes, son?" "I don't see it." "You didn't do any of them things you said, did you?" "You didn't kill them Jenkins brothers." "You ain't even from the West!" "Are you?" " Say it!" " No." "Speak up." "I don't think your friends here heard you." "No." "All you've done is lie to these good people." "You ain't nothing but a fake and a coward. isn't that right?" "Yes." " Louder!" " Yes." "Listen close, you pathetic fraud." "This is my town now." "If I ever see you again, I will take your soul straight down to hell!" "Who are you?" "Who am I?" "I'm nobody." "Golden guardians." "The alabaster carriage." "The Spirit of the West." "Excuse me?" "Mister Spirit, sir?" "There's a beaut." "Sometimes you got to dig deep to find what you're looking for." "So you made it." "Is this heaven?" "If it were, we'd be eating Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak." "Yeah." "No kidding." "What are you doing out here?" "Searching, same as you." "I don't even know what I'm looking for any more." "I don't even know who I am." "They used to call you the Man with No Name." "These days they got a name for just about everything." "Doesn't matter what they call you." "It's the deeds make the man." "Yeah, but my deeds just made things worse." "I'm a fraud." "I'm a phoney!" "My friends believed in me, but they need some kind of hero." "Then be a hero." "No." "No, no, you don't understand." "I'm not even supposed to be here." "That's right." "You came a long way to find something that isn't out here." "Don't you see?" "it's not about you." "It's about them." "But I can't go back." "Don't know that you got a choice, son." "No man can walk out on his own story." "So you made it." "That's right, amigo." "The other side of the road." "Did you just see that?" "We each see what we need to see." "Beautiful, isn't it?" "Yeah." "It is." "Come, my friend." "I want to show you something." "Many years ago, this entire valley was covered in aqua." "Now only one question remains." "Where did it go?" "They follow the water." "They follow the water!" "Come on!" "That just don't make no sense." "Without water that land is useless." "What are you building out here?" "The future, Mr Rango." "You can either be part of it, or you can be left behind." "I was here before the highway split this great valley." "I watched the march of progress and I learned a thing or two." "Control the water and you control everything." "Come now, Mr Rango." "You attribute divine power to me." "How on earth could I possibly control the water?" "What now, amigo?" "No man can walk out on his own story." "I'm going back." "But why?" "Because that's who I am." "You got a lot of nerve showing up here, lawman." "What is it you want?" "Your pappy and them boys are about to hang for something they didn't do." "But I've got a plan." "I appreciate how difficult this is for you, Beans." "But you're making a practical decision." "Decisions, decisions." "There's no need for any more suffering." "Your family's ranch is nothing but a wasteland now." "Sign the deed and relieve yourself of your father's burden." "My daddy was not a burden!" "Keep your blood money and I'll keep my land!" "Do what he says or, by all the fires of the black pit," "I'll squeeze them pretty brown eyes out of your skull!" "Now, hold on, Jake." "There's no need to..." "Let me do my job!" "You brought me in." "Now we're gonna play this thing out to the end!" "Sign the damn paper, woman!" "Go to hell!" "Where do you think I come from?" "Look into my eyes." "I want to see you die." "Jake!" "I'm calling you out!" "Jake!" "This day just got a little more interesting." "Put her down." "Or what, little man?" "You going to kill me?" "That's just about the size of it." " Get your filthy paws off me!" " Shut your gob!" "All right, Sheriff, make your move." "Now, amigos!" " Heave!" "Heave!" " Heave!" "Heave!" "That was a bad idea." "Thirsty, brother?" "Here it comes!" "No." "No!" "It's a miracle!" "Look out!" " Lookee there!" " What is that?" "It's our salvation, Pa!" "It's a jailbreak, boys!" "We're busting out!" "I'm gonna blow so many holes in you, your guts'll be leaking lead!" "Well, then it's a good thing I brought some backup." "What?" "Ain't no hawk." "Ain't nothing but bats!" "Stick to the plan, boys!" "Let's bleed that devil dry!" "It only takes one bullet." "You ain't got the nerve." "Try me." "Oh, Mr Rango." "Aren't you forgetting something?" "Hand me your gun, Sheriff." "Now, Mr Rango." "Beans!" "Hold on." "Don't worry, I got a plan." "Help!" "Open the door!" "Okay, plan B." "Beans, you're mumbling." "All my problems taken care of except for one." "It's a new West, Jake." "There's no room for gunslingers any more." "We're businessmen now." "Yeah, we got new hats." "Where I come from, we call this improvisation." "You came back." "What was that?" "No need to panic, but I think you just swallowed plan B." "What?" "Okay, panic time." "You and the Sheriff are more alike than you think." "You're nothing but legends." "Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed." "One last bullet to kill one last outlaw." "How fitting." "Sheriff, I'm sure if we work together, we can reach a mutually beneficial solution to our current situation." "You better take it up with him." "One bullet." "I tip my hat to you, one legend to another." "What was that you said?" ""Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed."" "No, Jake!" "No!" "Rango!" "You brought the water back, just like you promised." "You really are a hero." "Well, the thing about heroes is, whenever you..." "Don't spoil it." "Right." "Well, I don't know about you all, but I could sure go for a dip." "And so the lizard completes his journey from humble beginnings to the legend we sing of today." "And although he is certain to die, perhaps from a household accident, which account for 65% of all unnatural deaths, the people of the village will honor his memory even as they abandon their dignity." " I'm going in." " How about a cold one, there?" "Water ain't money." "Money is money." "Well, I ain't got no..." "We have a problem." "Who let Snuggles in the pool again?" "I really think you complete me." "Prithee, unhand my fair maiden." " Cut." "Cut." "Everybody, take five." " How can they take this any more?" "Oh, you kids." "What did you do that for?" "I was just checking." "I hope you don't get too sunburned." "You can peel a man's face right off." " What is it?" " That there's some human spleen." "Don't touch it." "That's the second time that's happened to me." "This water thing's great." "I'm urinating right now." "Adult swim, next five minutes." "Stay between the buoys." "I packed your lunch." "Danish is in there and I picked the raisins out just the way you like it." "Don't forget, your nasal spray is in your saddle-bag..." " Beans!" " ...and your moisturizing lotion..." " Now, Beans!" "We've talked about this." " Lotion?" "That's for my gun." "That's gun lotion." "Sheriff, where are you headed?" "There's trouble down a dry creek." "Bad Bill's been acting up again." "Now, honey, you come back with all your digits." "And don't go trying to be a hero." "Beans, you are missing the point." "I got an image to protect now." "Where's my Tic Tacs?" " I found them." " What's going on?" "You know, in order to satisfy the needs of the collective, the hero must abandon the self and solidify his image as an icon that will forever be remembered." "So, this is the sunset shot." "Give them a good one, amigo." "Ready, Excelsior?" "My fellow comrades." "There will be times when you doubt yourself." "When you feel pummeled by the cataclysms of life, remember this moment." "Remember me." "Know that I will be there watching you, sometimes at inappropriate moments." "That's part of the deal." "And remember, within all of us resides the true Spirit of the..." "Let's take it from the top."

"Looks deader than a Paiute's grave." "Well?" "That guy's awful slow gettin' there." "I feel sorry for him." "Always in reach and never able to do anything about it." "I got a feeling she could do better." "You're boasting." " What'll you have?" "Whiskey?" " What've you got?" " Whiskey." " You ever see such a guy?" "All winter I've been thinking..." "And all he's got is whiskey." " That's rotten, ain't it?" " Rotten." "Two glasses and a bottle." "[Clears Throat]" "Well, what's on you boys' mind?" " Does somethin' have to be on my mind?" " Well, there's mud in your eye." "Friendly cuss, ain't he?" "He's just getting around to asking if his girl is still in town." "His girl?" "If you mean Rose Mapen, no." "She went to Frisco the first stage out this spring." "That's a lie." "She said she'd wait." "It's a fact." "What a town." "It's my guess the married women run her out." "Oh, no tar and feathers." "No rails." "They just righteously made her feel uncomfortable." "Not that she ever did anything, but..." "They just couldn't get over being afraid she might." "Say, what is there to do in this town anyway?" " Unless you wanna get in line and woo Drew's daughter." " We don't." "The only other unmarried woman I know is 82, blind and a Paiute." "That leaves you five choices." "Eat, sleep, drink, play poker or fight." "Or you can shoot some pool." " I got a new table in the back room." " That's just great." " I see Risley's still around." " The sheriff?" "I thought he never got closer than Reno except on special calls." "Hey, it wouldn't be that rustling folks we're talking about last fall?" "Could be." "Gettin' to be a kinda touchy subject, huh?" "They don't like to talk about it except with fellows they sleep with." " Afraid they'll find out it's somebody they know?" " Maybe." " They lose some more this spring?" " Some." " How many?" " About 600 head." "They got any leads?" "They picked up a small-herd trail and signs of shod horses down the south draw." "Wouldn't everybody know if there were strangers around?" "Sure." "And there hadn't been any." "Except you two." " That ain't funny." " [Chuckles] Now who's touchy?" "You're talking about my business." "Stick to my pleasures." "No offense, Carter." "I just wanted to let you know where you two stand." " Listen..." " Take it easy, Gil." "He's had five whiskeys, and he's sore about Rose Mapen." " Keep your mouth shut about Rose, see." " Okay, Gil." "I was just jokin'." "You can take a joke, can't you?" "Sure I can take a joke." "Some jokes." "Lost any over your way?" "No more than the winter and the coyotes are to account for." "You haven't got any ideas, have you Farnley?" "Except not to have ideas." "Make that clear." "There are a lot of things around here ain't clear." "You still talkin' about rustling?" "And strangers." "[Man Whistles] Yippee!" "Looks happy, don't he?" "He just needed exercise." "Whenever he gets low in spirits or confused in his mind... he doesn't feel right until he's had a fight." "It doesn't matter whether he wins or not." "He feels fine again afterwards." "Ain't that guy got there yet?" "[Retching]" "Holy cow!" "Now I'm gonna have to start all over again." "Somebody's sure in a hurry." " Did Darby use his fist?" " [Chuckles] No, a bottle." " That's all right then." " Hey, lay off Farnley, will ya?" " Why should I?" " Because you hit him pretty hard." "You made him look foolish." " Did I really get him?" " I thought you busted his neck." " No foolin'." " [Chuckles]" " Why, that no good..." " Shot right through the head, I tell ya." " Where'd it happen?" " Down in the southeast corner of the valley..." " about eight miles from his ranch." " You see him?" "No, sir, but Olsen did." "He found him laying in a dry wash in the sun." "[Man Continues] Shot right through the head." " [Farnley] When?" " Well, about 2:00." "He must've been shot a lot earlier." "They picked his horse up..." " clear over near the ranch road." " Any cattle missing?" "They couldn't tell." "There been so many working that range down there." " Olsen send you for us?" " No, he's in such a hurry... he just yelled at me to go get the sheriff." "Hey, Jeff, Jeff..." " Rustlers?" " Looks that way." " Who was it they got?" " Kinkaid." "Kinkaid?" "Farnley's buddy?" "Yeah." "They've been working together ever since they were kids." "All the way from the Panhandle toJackson's Hole." "Sure, I knew him." "Short, dark Irishman." "Didn't say very much." "Liked to sing a lot." "These fellows will go a long way to get the guy that killed Larry Kinkaid." "Lynchin'?" "I judge." " Got plenty of sand but when he's mad, he's crazy!" " Wait, wait, Jeff!" "No rush." "Even if they have got a five-hour start." "It's a good 500 miles to the first border." "Besides, there may be a bunch of'em." "It won't help Kinkaid now to get yourself killed." "That kid, Greene, got no idea which way they went." "Better wait till we know what we're doing." "We're all with you about Kinkaid." "You know that." "Only, we ought to take our time and form this posse right." "So if we go, we're sure to get what we go after." "Okay." "Make your posse." "Somebody better get the sheriff first thing." "And Judge Tyler." "Oh, what do we want with old Tyler and his trials." "Yeah, one good fast job without no legal papers and that's all there is." "Remember, this ain't just rustling." "It's murder." "Wait a minute, men." "Don't let's go off half-cocked... and do something we'll be sorry for." "We want to act in a reasoned and legitimate manner." "Not like a lawless mob." "Trouble with you, Davies, you've been storekeepin' too long." "You don't see no profit in this." "If any of you fellas had offered to buy the rope from him..." "If we go, you're going with us, fat gut." "Brother, I wouldn't miss it." "Only thing that'd bring me out any faster would be your necktie party." "Who knows, maybe this is yours." "I'll remember that and see you handle the rope." "In Texas where I come from, we go and get a man and string him up." "That's right." "I say stretch 'em." "It ain't just a rustler we're after." "It's a murderer." "Larry Kinkaid, one of the finest, most God-fearing men that ever lived... is lying out there right now with a bullet hole in his head." "If you let this go by, there won't be nothing safe around here." "Our cattle, our homes." "Not even our womenfolks." "I'm with ya, Farnley." "I'm going to get me a gun and some rope." "I'll be right back." "And if nobody else will do it... me and you will do it ourselves." "Count me in too!" "Come on, boys." "Get your guns!" "Listen to me, men!" "Don't lose your heads like this." "You mustn't do this thing." "You must not!" "Shut up, Grandma." "Nobody expects you to go." "Don't take it so hard, Mr. Davies." "You did all you could." " Will you do me a favor, Carter?" " That depends." "I'm sending Joyce here for the sheriff and Judge Tyler." "I want you to go along and help explain." "You know how Art and I stand here." "We came in at a bad time." "I've got to stay here and see if I can't... stop 'em till they realize what they're doing." "If I can make this thing regular, that's all I ask." " Come on." "Let's go." " Oh, wait a minute." " Do you know Mapes?" " The one they call Butch?" "Yes." "The sheriff's made him deputy for times he's out of town." "And we don't want Mapes." "Well, they said I was to be the executioner, so I come all fixed." "Think I don't know my business, huh?" "[Gagging]" "You don't look very well, Mr. Davies." "Maybe you'd better stay home and rest up for the funeral." "Maybe you could get the flowers." "Boys wouldn't begrudge a few flowers, even for a rustler." "So long as he's a good dead one." "[Laughing]" "Get your hat and gun." "I'm not going, Father." "I don't wish any argument." "Do as I say." "Perhaps this will do what I've obviously failed to do... make a man of you." "[Doorbell Rings]" "Scrape your boots, put your hat on your hand and straighten your wig." " Well?" " Why, is the judge at home, ma'am?" " Yes." " Can we see him?" "You got business?" "No, we just dropped in for tea." "Very funny." "Mr. Davies sent us, ma'am." "It's awfully important." "It's not regular office hours." "That the judge's better half?" "His housekeeper." "His wife's dead." "Well, you can see why there's times when... the judge don't seem to be able to make up his own mind." "[Man] Come in!" "Come in!" "He says come in!" "Well, well, Carter, how are things out in your neck of the woods?" " All right, I guess, Judge." " You don't appear to have been... pining away, exactly, since last I saw you." " And what can I do for you gentlemen?" " We're here for Mr. Davies." "Oh." "How is my friend Davies?" "Well, I trust." "Yes, but could we see you alone for a minute, Judge?" " Oh, a matter of a private nature, eh?" " Yes, sir." "[Art] Mr. Davies said particularly just you and Sheriff Risley." " Risley ain't here." "He deputized me." " Where'd the sheriff go?" "Down to Kinkaid's ranch early this morning." "When will he be back?" "He didn't say." "Couple of days maybe." "But anything you can tell him you can tell me." "Sure, we know that, Butch, but we're here for Mr. Davies." "If the judge thinks it's your job, he'll tell you." "Certainly, Mapes, certainly." "All right." "But if it's a sheriff's job, call me, see." "Naturally." "Well, what can I do for you gentlemen?" "[Horses Galloping]" "Ain't so much that Mr. Davies don't want 'em to go." "It's just he wants to make sure a posse's sworn in to bring him in for a fair trial." "That's why we wanted you and the sheriff to hurry." "Confound it, men." "The sheriff's not here." "Today of all days." "You can talk to them." "They'll listen to you." "No." "No, no, that's not my job." "I haven't any police authority." " Where are you going, Mapes?" " There's a posse forming, in case you hadn't heard." "That's sheriff work, ain't it?" "That's no posse." "That's a lawless, lynching mob." "It'll be a posse when I get there." "I'm gonna deputize them all proper." "But you can't do that." "Risley's the only one empowered to deputize." "[Sizzles]" "Should we tell Davies you're coming, Judge?" "Yes." "Yes, of course." "I suppose I'll have to." "But doggone it, this is the sheriff's job." "Not mine." "[Indistinct Whispering]" "[Indistinct Whispering]" "Coming along, Sparks?" "No, sir, Mr. Smith." "I don't guess so." "Oh, you better come along, Sparks." "Ain't every day we have a hanging in a town as dead as this one." "You won't have to do nothin'." "All the real work's signed up." "I just thought we ought to have a reverend along... 'cause there's gonna be some praying' done." "Maybe you're right, Mr. Smith." "Maybe somebody ought to go along that feels the way I do." "[Smith] Davies'll loan you his Bible... so all the reading will be done right at the burial." "Thank you, sir." "But I knows my text without the book." "They're kidding you, Sparks." "I know, sir." "But maybe Mr. Smith's accidently right." "Maybe I ought to go along." "There's an old horse in my shed you can use." "Thank you, sir." "I'll go and fetch it." "Ya-haw!" "Here comes Ma!" " [Cheering]" " Come on!" "We're ready to go." "Hiya, boys!" "[Indistinct]" "Whoa." "Well, boys, what are we waitin' for now?" "Judge Tyler." "Davies asked him to come over." "[Breathing Heavily]" "I understand how it is, men." "My old friend Larry Kinkaid, one of the finest and noblest..." "Cut the stumping', Tyler." "All we want is your blessing." "Of course you can't flinch from what you believe to be your duty." "But certainly, you don't want to act hastily... in the same spirit of lawlessness that begot this foul crime." "Ah, Judge, before you get ready to act... them rustlers will be clear down over the Rio." "One more word, Smith, and I'll have you up for impeding the course of justice." "Judge, you can't impede what don't move anyway." "[Laughing]" "And you, Jenny Grier, a woman... to lend yourself to this." " Ha!" " [Laughing]" "Now, listen." "Listen, men." "I've just found out that Sheriff Risley's already down at Kinkaid's." " That right, Judge?" " Yes." "He's been there all morning." "Yes." "So you see, probably everything's... being attended to right now, legally." "All you'll get out of it is a long, hard ride." "It'll be dark before long and mighty cold." "My advice is to come inside, Have a drink... and let's wait till we hear from the sheriff." "Drinks on the house." "But only one round." "I'm not filling any bucket bellies." " I'll make it two." " Any of you fellas wanna stay in town, I can take six... if you don't mind sleeping doubles." "[Davies] It's not like you were giving up, boys." "It's just good sense." "[Judge] Farnley, come back!" "I'm not asking you!" "I'm telling you!" "You don't have to worry, Jeff." "This business is going to be taken care of." "Yeah, and I know who's gonna take care of it." "Me." "I tell you now, whoever shot Larry Kinkaid ain't coming back here for you to... fuddle with your lawyers' tricks for six months." "Then be let off because Davies, or some other whining old woman... claim he ain't bad at heart." "Kinkaid didn't have six months to decide if he wanted to die." "Disbanding, men?" "[Ma] Davies has just about convinced us, Major Tetley." " Of what, Mr. Davies?" " Why, of... of..." "I take it you were acting on the assumption..." " the raiders left for the south draw." " Yes, of course." "They didn't." " They went east by Bridger's Pass." " That's through the mountains?" "[Tetley] Over the old stage road to Pike's Hole." " But that's 8,000 feet up." " [Tetley] Approximately." "They'd be crazy to go that way." "Not so crazy perhaps, Mr. Davies, knowing how crazy it would look to us." "How come you're so sure, Tetley?" "Pancho saw them." "He was coming back from Pike's." " Had trouble getting by them in the pass." " Sí." "He not see me, I think." "So, he was headed down the hollow and I drive my horse out of the way." "At first I think I say hello." "And then I think it's funny how to drive the cattle then." " Cattle?" " Sure." " Why do you think I had to get out of his road?" " Go on." "When I see what mark those cattle had, I be very, very quiet." " [Mapes] What kind of marks?" " Oh, in the throat." "Three little whatchamacallem." "That's Kinkaid's mark." " The dirty rats!" " [Clamoring]" " How many were there?" " Forty head." " I mean rustlers." " Three." "Why were you so long in bringing us this word, Major?" "I knew my son would want to go along." "He was out on the range." "Major Tetley, you mustn't let this be a lynching." "It's scarcely what I choose, Davies." "Promise me you'll bring them in for a fair trial." "I promise that I'll abide by the majority will." "Tetley, you know what's legal in this case as well as I do." "[Judge] All we ask is a posse... to act under a properly constituted officer of the law." "That's where I come in." "Risley made me a deputy." "In that case, Mr. Mapes, suppose you deputize the rest of us?" "That's not legal." "No deputy has the right to deputize." " How 'bout it, boys?" " Suits me, Butch." "Go ahead and pray." "Mapes, you're violating the law." "Raise your right hands." "I hereby solemnly swear that I am duly sworn in as a deputy... in the case of the murder of Larry Kinkaid." "And am willing to abide by the decisions of the majority." "So help me God." " Say "I do." - [All] I do." "Tetley, you bring those men in alive." "Or as I'm justice of this county... you'll pay for it and every jack man in your gang!" " Tetley!" " You coming?" "Get my horse." "I'm going with them." "Then get down to Kinkaid's." "Get the sheriff." "We'll stop here for a minute, gentlemen, and breathe our horses." "Winder, take one man with you, go up to the top of that ridge... and see what you can see." "Doin' this in the middle of the night's crazy." "I thought you liked excitement." "I got nothin' particular against hanging' a murdering rustler." "It's just, I don't like doing it in the dark." "There's always some crazy fool to lose his head..." " and start hangin' everybody in sight." " Us?" " Funnier things have happened." " Well, we didn't have to come." "It'd looked kind of funny if we hadn't, wouldn't it?" "Besides, I like to pick my own bosses." "Whether we picked them or not, we sure got 'em." "That's what I don't like." "That Smith and Bartlett shooting' off their mouths." "Farnley..." "and that renegade Tetley." "Struttin' around his uniform pretending he's so much." "He never even saw the South till after the war." "Then only long enough to marry that kid's mother and get run out by her folks." "Figured there was something fishy about him dressing up like that." "Sure." "Why do you suppose he'd be living in this neck of the woods... if he didn't have something to hide." "Let's get out of here before we all freeze to death." "Or else give it up." "We'd be the laughingstock of the country if we went home on account of cold." "That's right." "But I'm telling you... this rope's gonna have to be thawed out before it's fit to use." "Mind if I come in a little closer, Mr. Carter?" "No, come on." "I'm finding it kind of lonesome myself." " Powerful cold tonight, ain't it?" " I got a blanket if you want it." "No." "Thank you just the same, Mr. Carter." "But it takes all my hands to stay on this old horse." " Better have a couple of shots." " I never use it." "I sure wish we was well out of this here business." "Ah, it's a way of spending time." "It's man taking on himself the vengeance of the Lord." "[Snickers]" "You think the Lord cares much about what's happening up here tonight?" "He marks the sparrow's fall." "I seen my own brother lynched, Mr. Carter." "I was nothin' but a little fella." "But sometimes now, I wakes up dreaming' about it." "Had he done what they..." "picked him up for?" "I don't know." "Nobody never did know for sure." "[Inhales, Exhales Slowly]" "Well, a couple of shots more whiskey can't do my soul any harm." "Darby sure sells rotten liquor." "Warms you up though." "Feels like fire creepin' in the short grass." "I guess I'll just let her spread a little while." "[Farnley] Put out that light, you fool." "You wanna give us away?" "Who to?" "Chuck that butt or I'll plug you." "Start something." "For every hole you make, I'll make two." "Looks like you're gonna have a lot of shooting' to do, Mr. Farnley." "Listen, something's coming!" "Whoa." "Whoa." "Whoa." "Hyah!" "Hyah, hyah, hyah!" "Fools!" "Stop him!" "Stop it!" " What's the matter, Art?" " Shot." " Where?" " Left shoulder." "You fool, you must be drunk." "Nobody but a drunken idiot..." " would drive down a grade in the dark like that." " I thought it was a stickup." "If those horses weren't a sight smarter than you... that coach would be at the bottom of the canyon right now." "[Ma] Rose Mapen!" "Hello, everybody." "This is my husband, Mr. Swanson of San Francisco." "And, uh, my sister-in-law, Miss Swanson." " Did you just get married, Rose?" " Just today." "[Laughs] No wonder you were in such a hurry." "[Ma Cackling]" "My name is Tetley, sir." "I can understand why Miss Rose is in a hurry... to show the other ladies what can be done in the way of matrimony." " Thank you, sir." " Say, what's everybody doing up here this time of night?" "[Clears Throat] Why, uh..." "Art's shot." "[Clamoring]" "[Chattering Continues]" " Gee, I'm sorry." " [Art] You couldn't tell." "You hadn't ought to come barging out like that." "In the dark especially." "I couldn't tell who it was." "Everybody yelling like that." "Aw, shut up!" "Here." "I'm good at this sort of thing." "[Art] Look, do women have to watch this?" "[Art Screams]" "[Davies] There's room in the stagecoach for you, Art." "Yeah, I better get you on back to Darby's and get some hot food into you." " I'm all right." " Come on." "Be a good boy." "Don't be stubborn." " Yeah, don't be a fool." " Mind your own business!" "Bring his horse over, will ya?" " She's his wife now and kind of new." " Yeah, looks that way, don't it?" "I take it you've had the privilege of knowing..." " Miss Mapen before she became my wife." " That's right." "And possibly you imagined at the time there was some understanding between you?" "Yeah, sure." " My wife is a very impulsive woman." " That's what I'm saying." "Needless to say, I'm pleased to regard... any friend of my wife's a friend of my own." "However, I don't need to remind you that the pleasure of such an acquaintance... depends upon the recognition by all parties... of the fact that Miss Mapen is now my wife." "She must be given a little time... to become accustomed to her new responsibilities." "As yet, I must confess that I'm jealous of her least attention." "You'll forgive me, I know." "A bridegroom is prone to be overly susceptible for a time." "Later, when we've had time to get accustomed to our new relations..." "I shall be delighted to welcome you and others of my wife's friends... to our home in San Francisco." "If it is still her desire." "Until then..." "Why, that superior little..." "Looks like Rose's took onto herself a lot of trouble." "Giddap!" "Giddap!" "[Gunshot In Distance]" "[Cattle Mooing]" " Where are we?" " The Ox-Bow." "There they are, gentlemen." "I suggest we avoid any shooting or rough work until they've had a chance to tell it their way." "Mr. Mapes and I will do the talking." " The one that got Kinkaid is mine." "Don't forget that." " He's yours when we're sure." "[Tetley] Ten men will go with Mrs. Grier and come up from behind." "Bartlett, take six men and work through those woods in back of the cabin." "Gerald, you and Farnley and the rest will go with me." "Would you like a gun, Mr. Davies?" " No, thank you." " Sparks?" "Thank you." "No, sir, Major Tetley." "As you choose." " Get up!" " Drop it!" "Now put up your hands." "No sabe." "It's all right, brother." "You will." "[Yawning]" "[Groans]" "Take it easy, mister." "Stay where you are and put your hands up." "Gerald, collect their guns." " What do you want?" " Shut up!" "We'll tell you when we want you to talk." "This ain't no stickup, brother." "This is a posse if that means anything to you." "But we haven't done anything." "Gerald!" "Get 'em up!" "[Tetley] Tie them up!" " Get in..." " All right, get in there." "Well, at least you might tell us what we're being held for." " I'd rather you told us." " [Horses Approaching]" "Well, we must be pretty important." "Or else awfully dangerous." "It ain't that you're so dangerous." "It's just that most of the men ain't never seen a real triple hangin'." "A hangin'?" "What have we done?" "Aren't you even gonna tell us what we're accused of?" " Rustlin'." "Ever hear of it?" " Rustlin'?" "And murder." "Murder?" "Oh, Mr. Martin, what did we do?" "It's all right, Dad." "There's some mistake." "Remember me?" " [Grunts]" " He's talkin' to ya, mister." " No sabe." " He don't speak English." " I got a different notion." " I'll make him talk." " That'll do, Farnley!" " Listen, your wife had enough of you playin' God Almighty." "Who picked you for this job anyhow?" "We got him." "I say let's swing him before we all freeze to death!" "You cold?" "Here's a fire." "Warm yourself." "And I'll advise you to control your tongue too." "We'll get along better." " Who's boss of this outfit?" " I am." " And your name?" " Donald Martin." " Where you from?" " Pike's Hole." " That's a lie!" " This gentleman's from Pike's Hole." "Would you like to change your story?" "I just moved in three days ago." "I'm on Dave Baker's place up on the north end." "Dave Baker moved out four years ago, and the place is a wreck." "The barns are all falling' down and the sagebrush is stickin' up through the porch." "Well, I bought the place from him for $4,000 in Los Angeles last month." " [Laughs] Then, mister, you was robbed." " Well, that may be." "But surely it's not so far to Pike's Hole you can't go over there and find out." "My wife's there right now..." " and my two kids." " That's really too bad, just too bad." "Even in this godforsaken country, I've got a right to a trial!" "You're getting a trial with 28 of the only kind of judges... murderers and rustlers get in what you call this "godforsaken country."" "So far, the jury don't like your story." "Well, I'm not gonna say another word without a proper hearing." "[Ma] Suit yourself." "But this is all the hearing you're likely to get... short of the LastJudgment." "Have you any cattle up here with you?" "Hey, Mr. Martin?" "[Gagging]" "[Laughs]" "I'm not gonna ask you again." " Yes, I have." " How many?" " Fifty head." " Where did you get 'em?" "From Mr. Kinkaid." "That's just what we figured, son." "I'm no rustler though." "I didn't steal 'em!" "I bought 'em and paid hard cash for them." "My own cattle were so bad, I didn't want to risk bringing' 'em up." "So I sold them out at Salinas, and I had to stock up again." "Well, you can wait can't ya, till you can see Kinkaid?" " Or ask about me over at Pike's Hole." " That's a good one." "He's wants us to wait and ask Larry Kinkaid." "Gotta hand it to ya, Martin." "You're a cool one all right." "You know as well as we do, Kinkaid can't tell us anything." " He's dead." " Dead?" "What do you think we're up here for?" "Well, how should I know?" "He was all right yesterday afternoon." "Listen." "Why don't you stop this farce and take us in!" "'Cause the law's slow and careless around here sometimes." "We're here to see it's speeded up." " Who sent you up here?" " The sheriff." " [Gil] That ain't true!" " [Smith] Let's don't get started again." " It's gettin'late." " The sheriff didn't even know we were comin'." "I beg your pardon." "I should have said the deputy sheriff." "Listen, men." "I'm not trying to obstruct justice... but just as this young man says, this is a farce." "And it'll be murder if you carry it through." "All he's asking is what every man's entitled to..." "a fair trial." "You say you're innocent, Martin, and I, for one, believe you." "[Ma] Then I guess you're the only one, Arthur." "If there's anyjustice in your proceedings, Tetley... it will only be after a confession." "And they haven't confessed." "They say they're innocent..." " and you haven't proved they're not!" " Shut up!" " [Punch Landing]" " Have you a bill of sale for those cattle?" "Well, no, I haven't." "But Mr. Kinkaid said it would be all right." "I couldn't find him at the house." "He was out on the range!" "He didn't have a bill of sale with him." "He said he'd mail it to me." "Moore." "How long you been ridin' with Kinkaid?" " Six years." " Ever know him sell cattle without a bill of sale?" "N-N-No." "Can't say that I ever did." "[Sniffles] Course, I can't remember every head he sold in six years." " But it's customary for him to give a bill of sale?" " Y-Yep." "Ever know him to sell cattle after spring roundup, this or any other year?" "I can answer that." "I heard him say myself just a couple of days ago..." " he wouldn't sell a head to nobody this spring." " Well?" "I know it looks bad giving a dead man for a witness, but it's the truth." " You don't believe me." " Would you in my place?" "I'd do a lot of finding out, before hanging men who might be innocent." "If it were only rustlin' maybe, but... but murder?" "No." "[Ma] What are you tryin'to do, play cat and mouse with 'em?" "I would prefer a confession, Martin." "[Sobs]" "If you've got any doubts, I say call off this party." "Take 'em back toJudge like Davies wants." "This is only slightly any of your business, my friend." "Remember that." "Hangin's any man's business that's around!" "If your stomach for justice is cooling', Carter..." "I'd advise you to leave now before we proceed any further." "Otherwise, your interruptions are gonna become very tiresome." " I still don't like it!" "Hangin' murderers is one thing," " Take it easy." "But to keep guys you don't know for sure did it... standin' around sweatin' while you shoot your mouth off..." " that's another." " Take it easy." "This ain't our picnic." "If you keep on butting' in, I got a hunch it might be." "You called this old man, "Dad." Is he your father?" " No." " Speak up, man." "You're taking it like a woman." "Keep your chin up." "You can only die once, son." " No." "He works for me." " Uh..." "U-Uh..." " I didn't do it." "I ain't even got a gun." " Then who did?" "Uh, uh..." "The Mexican did it." "He told me so." "Eh, no..." "Uh, l-I saw him do it." "Juan couldn't have done anything." "I was with him all the time." "Uh, yes, he did, Mr. Martin." "He was asleep, and he didn't mean to tell me." "But I was awake, and... l-I heard him talkin' about it." "The old man's feeble-minded." "He doesn't know what he's talking about." "He invents things." "Well, if you've got to go through with this filthy comedy..." " you can at least let him alone, can't ya?" " Shut up!" "Lay off, Mapes!" "First, he won't talk." "Now he talks too much." "What's his name?" "Alva Hardwick." " And the other?" " Juan Martinez." "No, it ain't." "Still don't remember me, eh?" "I'm talkin' to you, mister." " No sabe." " The devil you don't." "Your name's Francisco Morez, and the vigilantes would like to get ahold of you." "He was a gambler." "They want him for murder." " How about that?" " I don't know." "Stick together nice, don't they?" "Why do you keep asking me all these questions?" "You don't believe anything I tell you." "There's truth in lies too, if you can get enough of them." "What do you know about the old man?" "I don't know, he... he was in the army." " Confederate or Union?" " I don't know." "He's not clear about it himself." "Maybe both..." "at different times." "A half-wit in the army?" "Attention!" " Oh, he's forgotten." " Not that." "I'll make a deal with you, Martin." "Tell us which of you shot Kinkaid, and the other two can wait." " None of us killed anybody." " Then that's all, I guess." " Bring 'em along." " You don't mean you're gonna do it, really?" " Pull!" " You got to wait, I tell you!" " You got to give us some time!" " [Men Chattering]" "You've got to give us some time!" "You got to listen to us!" " We haven't done anything." " Throw the other rope up." "Remember, the Mexican's mine." "My kids..." "One of'em is just a baby." "Just a little baby, and they haven't got a thing to go on!" "Nothing!" "I've got to write a letter!" "If you're human, you'll give me time to write a letter!" " That ain't asking' much." " They're scared and trying to put it off, that's all." "Yeah." "You want Tyler and the sheriff to get here and the job not done?" " They won't come in time." " I believe you're right, Mr. Davies." "Though I doubt if you want to be." "What time is it?" "Five minutes after 3:00." "All right." "We don't want to give anyone cause for complaint." "With your permission, gentlemen, we'll wait... till daylight." "Bring 'em back." "That'll give you time, Reverend... to finish your business at leisure." "Sure." "And them time to think it over." " I can't write like this." " Very well, untie them." "[Speaking Rapidly In Spanish]" "He's says he wants to eat." "He's much hungry from so much of the talk." "Thank you." "Why, look!" "Fresh beef!" "Oh, Ma." "Fix up a spread for everybody." "Can't call it stealing', because at the time of death there won't be any owners." "[Laughs]" "[Chattering, Laughing]" "[Chatter, Laughter Continue]" "[Harmonica: "Red River Valley"]" "[Continues]" "What are you thinkin' about?" "The sheriff..." "he's an awful long time gettin' anywhere." "Suppose he don't get here at all?" "That's what I'm thinking." " [Continues] - [Murmured Conversations]" "[Ma Cackling]" "[Man Laughing]" "There's a great camp meetin'" "In the Promised Land" "Walk together, children" "Don't you get weary" "Walk together, children" "Don't you get weary" "Walk together, children" " Don't you get weary - [Ma Cackling]" "There's a great camp" " Meetin'in the Promised Land - [Cackles]" "A line to meet your Savior" "Don't you get weary" "A line to meet your Savior..." "I'm not disputing that fact, Mr. Davies." "It may be a fine letter." "But if it's an honest letter, it's none of my business to read it." "And if it isn't, I don't want to." " Is that my letter you're showin'?" " Yes." "What right have you got to show my letter?" " Don't raise your voice, rustler!" " He's right, Smith." " I told him I'd keep it for him." " I asked you to make sure that it was delivered." "I'm sorry." "I was just trying to prove that you were..." "It's enough to be hanged by bullying outlaws... without having your private thoughts handed round to them for a joke." "I said I'm sorry." "I was merely trying..." "I don't care what you were doing!" "I didn't write that letter to be passed around!" " It's none of these murderers' business!" " I made no promise, son." "I thought there was one white man among you." "But I was wrong." " Give me my letter." " I'll see that she gets it." "Oh, I wouldn't have her touch it now." "In that case, give him back the letter." "Your wife ought to hear from you, son." "None of us could be as kind and understanding as this letter." "She'll want to keep it..." "for your children." " I'm sorry." " [Ma Shouting] Hey, the Mex!" " [Gunshots]" " Spread out!" "He might have a gun!" "Mapes." "Winder." "Keep an eye on those two." "[Gunfire Continues]" "[Gunshots Continue]" "[Sound of Gunfire Fades Into Distance]" "[Gunfire Stops]" " Where's he hit?" " In the leg." "Here's his gun." "Well, I guess we know now, don't we?" "Look." " Say, that's Larry Kinkaid's gun." " Where did you get this?" "Somebody will take this bullet out of my leg, I'll tell you." "Ha!" "So he speaks American!" "And ten other languages, my dear." "But I don't tell anything I don't want to in any of them." "My leg, please." "I wish to stand upright when you come to your pleasure." " Somebody lend me a knife." "I'll take it out myself." " Don't give him no knife." "He can throw a knife better than most men can shoot." "Better than any of you, no doubt." "But if you're afraid, I promise to give the knife back... handle first." "I'll do it." "[Fabric Ripping]" "He's very polite, but has no stomach for blood, eh?" "[Singing, Indistinct]" "[Continues]" "[Grunts]" "That was very fine shooting, my friend." "You should try again with that one." "[Murmuring]" " Now where'd you get that gun?" " Found it." " Where?" " Lying in the road." " You're a liar." " I thought we might find somebody to send it back by." "You're a liar!" "And you're a blind fool." "I asked you where you got it." "No sabe." " Well, that's the truth." "He did find it." " Undoubtedly." "Won't you even read it?" "Is it because you've made up your minds?" "Or you believe everybody else has... and you're afraid to stand up for what you feel is right?" "You heard what Martin said about showing his letter." "What does it matter to the man or his wife who sees this letter... if it saves him from hanging?" "It's a beautiful letter." "Read it, and you'll know..." " he's not the kind of man who could steal or kill." " Maybe." "But all that kind of argument in the world can't stand up against... branded cattle, no bill of sale and a dead man's gun." "Gentlemen, I suggest we act as a unit... so there will be no question of mistaken reprisals." "Mr. Davies... are you willing to abide by majority decision?" " How about the rest of you?" " Sure." "Majority rules with me." "Everybody with Mr. Davies in putting this off and turning it over to the courts... step over there." "Excuse me." "Seven." "Not a majority, I believe, Mr. Davies." "[Tetley] Any other message you'd like to leave, Martin?" "[Sobbing] L..." "I don't wanna die." " I'd like to make a confession." " I didn't do it." " And about time." " To a priest." "There's no priest here." "This man can hear me and take it to a priest." " [Old Man Whimpering]" " All right." "Get along with it." "I don't want to die." " I don't want to die." " Bring him along." "[Old Man Sobbing, Protesting]" "I didn't do anything." "I didn't..." "That must have been an awfully busy life." "[Pancho, Mexican Praying, Indistinct]" "[Chattering]" "Farnley, you, Gabe Hart and Gerald..." " will whip the horses out." " No, not me." "Any volunteers?" "I'll do it if no one else will." " I won't do it." " You'll do it." " L..." "I can't." " We'll see to it that you can." "The kid's seen enough already." "Why don't you let him alone?" "This is not your affair, Carter." "Thank you just the same." "I'll have no female boys bearing' my name." "You'll do your part... and say nothing more." " What did he say?" " I ain't no priest." "For God's sake, man." "At least say whether we'd better wait." "Well, I ain't no priest." "I don't know." "[Sobbing]" "No, thanks." "[Sobbing Continues]" "I'll give you two minutes to pray." "[Praying In Spanish]" "[Prayer Continues]" "[Prayer Continues]" "Time's up." "Will you find someone to look out for my wife and children?" "Take some older woman along." "It's not going to be easy." " Your family will be all right." " My parents are dead, but Miriam's live in Ohio." "Kinkaid didn't want to sell those cattle, so maybe his wife will buy them back..." " for enough to cover their travel." " Tie 'em up!" "[Martin] I suppose it's no good telling you again we're innocent." " No good." " It's not for myself I'm asking..." "Other men with families have had to die for this." "It's too bad, but it's justice." "What do you care about justice?" "You don't care if you've got the right men!" "All you know is somebody's got to be punished!" "There's nobody to look out for them in a strange place." "Can't you understand that?" "This is a fine company for a man to die with." " Shut up!" "You shut up!" " You shut up!" "[Overlapping Shouts]" "Get 'em off me!" "Pull that guy off!" "Come on." "Tear 'em loose." "Don't let 'em do that." " Stop it!" "Stop it, you fools!" " Aw, you stop it!" "[Tetley] Keep him there!" "All right." "Put them up." " [Old Man Protesting] - [Chattering]" " Miriam." " I don't want to die." "I don't want to die." "[Muttering Prayer In Spanish]" "Anytime you're ready, Mr. Mapes." "[Gunshot]" "Finish him." "[Sparks] You got to go through the lonesome valley" "You got to go there by yourself" "Nobody here can go for you" "You got to go there by yourself" "Oh, you got to stand before your maker" "You got to stand there by yourself" "Nobody here can stand for you" "You got to stand there by yourself" "Oh, you got to ask the Lord forgiveness" "You got to ask him for yourself" "Nobody here can ask him for you" "You got to ask him for yourself" "Oh, you got to go to the lonesome valley" "You got to go there by yourself" "Nobody here can go for you" "You got to go there by yourself" "Hey, there!" "What's all that shooting' about?" "[Mapes] We got 'em, Sheriff!" " It's all right." "Everything's been attended to." " What are you talking about?" "Kinkaid's murderers, we got all three of'em." "Yeah, and we hung 'em too, Sheriff." " Aaah!" " Larry Kinkaid's not dead!" " Not dead?" " But we just..." "I just left Larry Kinkaid with the doctor at Pike's Hole." " Caught the fellas who shot him too." " But, Sheriff!" "They had Larry's cattle down there." "They even had his gun." "Give me that badge." "Mr. Davies, I know you well enough to know... that you didn't have anything to do with this." "I'm depending on you to tell me who did." "All but seven." "God better have mercy on ya." "You won't get any from me." "All right." "Let's go." "If you've got no objections, Mr. Davies..." "I'd like to read Martin's letter now." "It would be a good idea if a lot of people read it." "If you ask me, that Tetley's the one we ought to lynch." "You're a great one for hangin', ain't ya, Smith?" "[Locked Door Clicks, Rattles]" "[Rattling Continues]" "You loved it." "That's why you kept them waiting so long." "I saw your face." "It was the face of a depraved, murderous beast." "There are only two things that have ever meant anything to you... power and cruelty." "You can't feel pity." "You can't even feel guilt." "You knew those men were innocent, yet you were crazy to see them hanged... to make me watch it." "I could've stopped you with a gun, just as any animal could be stopped from killing... but I couldn't do it because I'm a coward." "[Laughs]" "Aren't you glad you made me go, Father?" "Weren't you proud of me?" "How does it feel to have begot a weakling, Major Tetley?" "Does it make you afraid that there may be some weakness in you too... that other men might discover and whisper about?" "Open the door, Major." "I want to see your face!" "I want to know how you feel now!" "[Gunshot]" "They're getting up a pot for Martin's wife." "Even Mapes chipped in." "I didn't know he was showin' his face." "He ain't." "He sent it by Sparks." "That reminds me, I put in $25 bucks apiece for us." " How much they got?" " About five hundred." "Hmph." "Not bad for a husband who don't know any better... than to buy cattle in the spring without a bill of sale." "Maybe you ought to read this letter too." "You know I can't read." "I'll read it to ya." ""My Dear Wife, Mr. Davies will tell you what's happening here tonight." ""He's a good man and has done everything he can for me." ""I suppose there are some other good men here too..." ""only they don't seem to realize what they're doing." ""They're the ones I feel sorry for..." ""'cause it'll be over for me in a little while..." ""but they'll have to go on rememberin' for the rest of their lives." ""Man just naturally can't take the law into his own hands..." ""and hang people without hurting everybody in the world..." ""'cause then he's notjust breaking one law but all laws." ""Law's a lot more than words you put in a book..." ""or judges or lawyers or sheriffs you hire to carry it out." ""It's everything people ever have found out about justice..." ""and what's right and wrong." ""It's the very conscience of humanity." ""There can't be such a thing as civilization unless people have a conscience..." ""because if people touch God anywhere..." ""where is it except through their conscience?" ""And what is anybody's conscience except a little piece..." ""of the conscience of all men that ever lived?" ""I guess that's all I've got to say except..." ""kiss the babies for me and God bless you." "Your husband, Donald."" "[Organ: "Red River Valley"]" "Where are we goin'?" "He said he wanted his wife to get this letter, didn't he?" "Said there was nobody to look after the kids, didn't he?" "[Continues]"

"(SOFTLY) Hi." "Okay." "Turn around." "Okay?" "Bye." "Turn around." "Okay." "STEWARDESS:" "Something to drink?" "I..." "Um..." "Yeah, can I have an orange juice?" "Actually, um, can you make that a Scotch?" "Rocks." "Double." "ANNIE:" "Oh, that's it." "No." "You know, if you're gonna have a plain black bag, you should put something on it to distinguish it from the other bags." "I don't know why you needed a whole suitcase anyway." "We're only there three days." "Well, two days, three nights." "Well, but I guess Monday is a travel day, so technically three days." "Okay." "Here's the thing." "I am the person who overpacks her things in an unmarked, generic black suitcase, okay?" "It's who I always have been." "It's who I always will be." "That is what you're signing up for." "I know." "I can't wait to sign up for you." "Did you have a drink on the plane?" "Just one." "I mean..." "Oh, that's it." "Who are you texting?" "Uh, Annie." "Just letting her know where we are." "You know, that's a lovely blouse." "This?" "Thanks." "Your first time in Savannah?" "Yeah." "My family has a house here from..." "Yeah, it's a beautiful city." "I'd love to show you around." "Well, you know, we're actually staying an hour out of town, so..." "Oh, shame." "You know, if you'd rather spend the weekend with Rick," "I would totally get that." "'Cause it seems that you guys really connected." "Yeah, I don't know, I think maybe he was just being friendly." "ANNIE:" "Lesbians!" "Hey." "Hello." "This is where the Subarus are." "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "Hi." "You love that Subaru joke, huh?" "I love it." "It's my favorite." "Um, so Peter and Ruby get in in a couple of hours." "Hmm-hmm." "And, Matt, did you talk to Jack?" "MATT:" "Yeah, he's driving." "Probably get in around the same time as us." "How's he doing?" "Well, you know." "Do we know if he's bringing her?" "Uh, he didn't say." "He can't really bring her, right?" "ANNIE:" "He shouldn't." "He shouldn't bring her." "It's not appropriate." "Fifty bucks says he brings her." "You're on." "SARAH:" "Jess, why have you never brought me here?" "JESSIE:" "None of us have been here in what, six years?" "ANNIE:" "Six years." "SARAH:" "I would've come here without you." "Jessie, this is your family's little summer house?" "JESSIE: (CHUCKLES) It belongs to our whole family." "What are you, like, a secret Kennedy or something?" "Seriously, I really think that we should stay together." "I've been thinking about it a lot since we got here and I really feel like..." "Babe." "Babe." "I mean, what is this?" "This place is perfect." "Does someone live here?" "There are people who take care of it and get it ready for us." "What, you mean like Oompa-Loompas?" "Yes." "No way." "(CHUCKLES)" "I missed this place." "I don't understand why we're not just getting married here." "Baby!" "JACK:" "Oh!" "Oh, no!" "No!" "My friends!" "(LAUGHING)" "My friends!" "ANNIE:" "Hi." "A check is fine, if that's all you have." "Okay, this is Lola." "Yes." "Annie, Matt, Jessie, Sarah." "This is Lola." "Hello." "Hi." "Hi." "How are you?" "Why not?" "Good to see you." "Hi." "How are you?" "Good to see you." "Good to see you." "JACK:" "You guys good?" "Yeah." "Yeah, we're good." "We just got here." "How was the drive?" "Good." "It's far hotter in that car than anywhere else in the universe." "LOLA:" "Hot." "Um, Jack, can we talk to you, please?" "We just got here." "Now, right now?" "Jessie, can you..." "Oh, yeah." "LOLA:" "Yeah." "Sure." "Sorry." "I'm good without you." "Over there?" "Okay." "Yeah, there's a..." "What's up?" "Can you guys just give me a break, please?" "Well, excuse me, but this is a very delicate situation and I don't think having some baby stranger around is going to make Peter and Ruby feel very safe." "We shouldn't even be doing this in the first place." "Well, we are doing it." "We all agreed." "Nope." "I'm gonna stop you right there." "I never agreed." "Remember when I was like," ""I absolutely don't think this is something we should do"?" "Okay." "Well, the majority agreed, and we are doing it." "This marriage intervention is long overdue." "Oh, my God." "That sounds even more insane when you say it out loud." ""Marriage intervention"?" "Yeah, it doesn't sound great." "SARAH:" "So, Lola, where do you live?" "Um..." "Nowhere." "I kind of just travel around with Jack." "We met at South by Southwest at my boyfriend's show." "We just, like, saw each other and were like... (GRUNTS) Just, like, hit it off really well." "That's cool." "So, Jessie's your girlfriend." "SARAH:" "Exactly." "Yeah." "Right." "Okay." "How long have you guys been together?" "Three years." "Oh." "Three years." "Nice." "Where do you guys live?" "SARAH:" "We live in Los Angeles." "But, you know, not together." "We don't live together." "Oh, okay." "(CHUCKLES)" "Why not?" "Uh, she's very independent." "Right, right, right." "(CHUCKLES)" "Hmm." "(CHUCKLES) JACK:" "What do you wan me to do?" "Do you want me to just tell her right now to go home?" "No." "Yeah." "That's extreme." "Okay, fine, no." "Okay, so you just wanna make me feel bad for bringing her along." "Jack, I... (SIGHS)" "Did you guys ever think for one second what it would feel like for me to come back here?" "Listen." "She's kind, she loves me, and she makes me feel good." "And fuck, I really need to feel good right now." "So please, be nice." "Okay?" "PETER: (ON PHONE) Tell them, "No fucking way."" "No, you're not getting on the plane until they make good on the terms of the contract." "Okay." "Listen." "Have faith in yourself." "You're a genius." "I'm gonna leave it at that." "All right." "When I hear from them, I'm gonna text or e-mail." "All right, good." "(SIGHS) Sorry." "No, no, you know what I love?" "I love sitting on the side of the road for 30 minutes, 'cause it just gives my ass a chance to sleep." "Okay." "I said I'm sorry." "Okay?" "We're going into a dead zone, and it's an important call." "Obviously, I couldn't risk getting dropped." "That sounded really important." "Just because other people's priorities are different than yours doesn't mean they're not important." "Okay, you know what?" "Let's just drop this." "Gladly." "(VOCALIZING)" "I think we should do it tonight." "MATT:" "Tonight?" "That way they have the weekend to process while they're amongst friends." "Yeah, or it could mess up the whole weekend." "Well, I'm pretty sure this whole weekend's been fucked before it began, right?" "Why are you even here?" "Aw, I've been saying the entire time, I don't think it's our place." "But since you insisted on doing this, I wanted to be here." "Of course it's our place." "Peter has been your best friend for 20 years and Ruby is Jessie's sister and my mentee." "She's your mentee?" "She's always looked up to me." "I think we should do it tonight after dinner." "Okay, I haven't seen him in a long time, but there's no way they could be that bad." "PETER:" "I've been looking forward to this all week long." "RUBY:" "Let's just pretend to have a good time, okay?" "PETER:" "Oh, you mean like I do at home?" "Well, if I'm being brutally honest, it's because you can't fucking move past it." "RUBY:" "Okay, let's move past it." "We're done." "Can we do that?" "It's done." "Okay?" "Hi." "ALL:" "Hey!" "Sorry, we would've been here earlier, but Peter was on a very important phone call, so..." "SARAH:" "Ruby, what happened to your leg?" "Need any help with your bags?" "Oh, it's broken, but it's fine." "Yeah." "Hi." "Hi." "I can't believe you broke your leg." "Did you start coloring your hair?" "No." "Hi." "Hi." "How are you?" "Good to see you." "I'm good, but, oh, my God..." "I'm Lola." "Hi." "Ruby." "Nice to see you." "SARAH:" "The house is amazing." "Have you checked on the kids yet?" "We just got here, Peter, so no." "All right, can we?" "'Cause we haven't called since we landed." "Okay." "(CAR BEEPS)" "ANNIE:" "Ah, so, just so everyone knows, there are delicious drinks being served just out in back on the porch, so..." "Wanna come have a drink?" "Uh, I think we should settle in first before we..." "Peter, is there anything else you wanna micromanage?" "I'm fine." "I am..." "All right." "RUBY:" "I'd just like to have one drink." "Ah!" "Everybody's grumpy after travel." "It's not a big deal." "No." "Jack, you need to take off your blinders, okay?" "Don't." "Just look at the situation." "(SIGHS)" "Yeah, we're gonna do this." "No, I'm not saying that I don't think we should do it at all." "I'm just saying that with the leg development, that maybe this is not the best weekend." "When else are we all gonna be together?" "I mean, we have to do it." "Look, you have to admit, even after five minutes, you can feel it." "The oppression, just the weight, the burden of their marital prison." "I mean, it's terrifying." "Yeah, I know, but it's like..." "You know the kind of person who likes having the mirror held up to them so they can better see the ways in which they need to improve?" "Mmm-hmm." "Ruby is the opposite of that person." "Mmm-hmm." "I don't know." "I feel very scared." "We can't think about ourselves right now." "We have to save them." "You can't tell Jessie I'm smoking." "We quit together." "(SCOFFS) Like I give a shit." "(LAUGHING)" "(SIGHS) Today is mine and Peter's anniversary, so..." "Congratulations." "How many years?" "A lot." "A lot of years." "(EXHALES)" "Should we do something tonight to celebrate?" "Um, well, no, 'cause that would mean we would have to acknowledge it, and we haven't acknowledged shit, so..." "If we acknowledge the anniversary, then we'd have to acknowledge the fact that we haven't had sex in six months, and..." "Right." "What's up with this?" "Oh, yeah, I do this again." "Don't give me that look." "It's fine." "It's totally under control." "Okay." "Not..." "Fine." "When did you start smoking again?" "I didn't. (EXHALES)" "And they really hit it off." "She went like this, "We really hit it off."" "You know what I mean?" "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "Not my type." "Yeah, but she's Jessie's type." "Ah, come on, please." "What is she, like, 12?" "Well, she's early-20s." "That's Jessie's type." "(LAUGHING)" "JACK:" "I want to..." "I want to..." "Kiss me." "Did you see it coming?" "(KISSING)" "(MOANING)" "Is that connected back..." "So, Pete, um, do you still lease?" "Huh?" "Your car?" "Yeah." "Cute." "Oh, my..." "Go like this." "What about 'em?" "JACK:" "What?" "It's like a little puppy." "You still have that, um, BMW?" "Let me do it to you." "MATT:" "How's the mileage..." "I wanna put your entire nose in my mouth." "I wanna suck everything out of your nose." "PETER:" "Hey!" "Hello." "What?" "You guys mind taking this inside or into traffic?" "Okay." "I'm gonna go shower." "No." "You hang out with your friends." "No!" "Yes, go." "Sorry, Lola, it's not you." "LOLA:" "Don't be sorry." "I just haven't seen this guy in a long time." "I'll be back." "Give me that." "No." "I'll be back." "I'll miss you." "I'll miss you more." "(DOOR CLOSING)" "What the fuck is that?" "That is just puppy love." "What, do you forget what it looks like?" "She doesn't make you feel, like, super-old?" "Her?" "Like, so old." "She doesn't..." "No." "Stop." "First of all, "so old"?" "No." "Okay. 'Cause we have everything in common." "There's not something that goes over her head." "We talk about..." "Was Titanic out yet?" "When she was born?" "Yeah." "No." "But I've explained it to her, and she knows how it ends." "ANNIE:" "Made a cheese plate." "ALL:" "Ooh!" "RUBY:" "That looks yummy." "ANNIE:" "So..." "So there's..." "Where is it?" "There's Sadie." "ALL:" "Oh!" "Oh, my gosh!" "In her little dress." "Annie, look at this one." "Oh, cute." "MATT:" "Oh, my God." "Will you send that one to me?" "How could you ever have a bad day when you get to look at that face!" "(DOOR OPENS) You gotta send me that one." "(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)" "SARAH:" "What is that, like, a little lion costume?" "What're you guys all looking at?" "MATT:" "Looking at Pete and Ruby's kids." "Oh, can I see?" "MATT:" "Yeah, look." "RUBY:" "Yup, there's Leo." "He's a cute kid." "I can't believe how big they are." "So cute." "Well, you see them so infrequently." "You know, when you're around them all the time, they don't really change that much." "How old is that?" "Yeah, she has..." "Well, Leo is eight, Sadie's six, and Stanley's two and a half." "He's almost three." "In six months." "In like half a year." "October's in three months." "Sadie is in October." "Stanley is in January, so, six months." "He's gonna be three." "MATT:" "Oh." "How 'bout you guys?" "When are you gonna have babies?" "I don't know." "(LAUGHING)" "Well, we have..." "We have to get through the wedding first." "Right." "So, first things first." "But that's on our list." "Yeah." "Of course." "But you gotta..." "You know, like, you don't wanna wait too long, right, because they say, like, after you pass 35, it's harder to get pregnant." "I've heard that." "Yeah." "PETER:" "Ruby." "Ruby." "The eggs aren't..." "Trust me, take your time." "No, I'm just..." "They're a handful." "Thank you." "Hmm." "So, Annie is drinking again." "Well, she just has a glass or two, um, you know, some nights." "Um..." "But it's nothing like before." "Um..." "Yeah, that's good." "Yeah." "Hey, uh, we haven't got your "Save the Date" card yet." "We have to..." "We gotta save that date." "ANNIE:" "Yeah." "It's just..." "We haven't exactly decided on what it's gonna look like." "Mmm-hmm." "So we..." "There's a little bit more decision-making." "Yeah, but the wedding is in three months, so shouldn't you get those in the mail?" "I know." "I know." "Because people take forever to respond, you know?" "ANNIE:" "I was gonna ask you, what happened?" "RUBY:" "To my leg?" "Yeah, what happened?" "It was a softball game and I was walking down the stairs, and I had Stanley and a bunch of, you know, snacks and water bottles, and I just missed a step and I end up cracking my knee on the stairs and..." "Oh, my God." "Yeah, so, six to eight weeks on crutches." "Ruby, that's horrible." "Yeah." "It's my idea of a good time." "It's a long time." "Hi." "Hi." "Hey." "We started off big, also." "I'm talking about, we went to Paris and Rome and it was amazing." "But after like a month, I thought to myself," ""You know what country I really wanna see?" ""America." (CHUCKLES)" "Don't laugh at me." "No, because think about it." "We've lived in America our entire lives, right, the entire time?" "Have you once driven cross-country?" "No." "That's a crime." "It's fucking amazing!" "You're getting so upset." "She came with me the second I said it." "I said, "Let's get a car," and she said, "Okay."" "So, we got that truck." "And the best part is, I get to choose where we go." "It just feels so free." "I can..." "We can literally say, "Okay, now we wanna go north," and just..." "We'll just fuckin' go north." "Does it need to be..." "You want some?" "Here, have some." "Oh, yeah." "I'll show you how." "You gotta come home though, at some point." "Nah, I can't be in L.A." "(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)" "It looks like it's something..." "Look." "Yeah." "(THUNDER RUMBLING)" "(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)" "Cheers." "Cheers." "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)" "Am I right?" "No!" "RUBY: about the serial killer." "SARAH:" "Right." "I think that, like, very few people set out to intentionally do something that they know is wrong." "You know, when you look at history..." "Great." "This is where she's gonna go on with her pro-Hitler speech." "Oh, my..." "I'm not pro-Hitler." "SARAH:" "Is that where this is going?" "I'm just..." "I'm using him to make a point." "I don't know if we need to..." "PETER:" "No, go on." "Go on, make your Hitler point." "Okay, uh... (CLEARS THROAT) Hitler was, um, doing what he thought was the right thing." "He truly believed it." "And he thought that he was doing good." "So does that mean that he is bad?" "ALL:" "Yes." "ALL:" "Yes, it does." "Yeah, he's Hitler." "He's Hitler, of course, yes, but what..." "But what he did was bad, but he didn't mean to be bad." "He was trying to..." "He was trying to be good." "He was probably the most evil man in the world, and you're trying to form an argument..." "Hey, you know what, Peter?" "Forget it." "You're not even trying to understand, so..." "Well, I'm sorry, I don't understand being a Nazi sympathizer." "I'm not a Nazi sympathizer." "I am just trying to..." "Stop!" "Stop being so handsome in Schindler's List," "Ralph Fiennes." "Because it makes knowing who to root for too confusing." "You know, when you..." "MATT:" ""Ralph" Fiennes, she means." "Rafe?" ""Rafe," yeah." "I know." "I don't know who told you that." "At least I'm not a racist." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "Excuse me?" "Who is?" "The Harvard racism test says that you are racist." "Oh, come on." "That is a bullshit test." "Very racist." "RUBY:" "It's not a bullshit test." ""How do you like them apples?"" "It was Matt Damon's line from Good Will Hunting, which was the movie where he went to Harvard." "Take a deep breath and stop doing that." "Peter, did you cook the chicken?" "I did." "It's really salty." "You guys, I'm very sorry." "For Christ's sake, I used a dash of salt." "RUBY:" "You over-salted." "It's like your calling card." "Well, maybe you just have an overly-sensitive palate." "RUBY:" "Maybe you're heavy-handed." "PETER:" "I'm sorry, you know what?" "I was doing what I thought was right, like your good friend Hitler." "I had an abnormal Pap smear." "LOLA:" "Oh, no." "Thank you." "Well, they said that, um, a lot of people have it." "It's HPV." "Oh." "And you know what the doctor said to me?" "That it's actually not really anything to worry too much about and just to keep an eye on it." "So, that made me feel better." "SARAH:" "I think you should just come out with it, you know?" "Just get straight to the point." "No, no, we have to ease into this." "No." "I think that Sarah's right." "Yeah." "Jessie, you should just look at them, and you just say," ""Peter, Ruby, fucking get divorced."" "That's not exactly what I meant." "JESSIE:" "Why do I have to say it?" "Because she's your sister." "Yeah, but this is your plan." "Why don't you say it?" "Look, why don't you guys just both do it?" "You mean, like, play off each other?" "Yeah." "Hmm." "Oh, yeah, I see what you're saying." "I like it." "Let's do this." "(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) ANNIE:" "All right." "Okay." "Treats for the..." "Some treats." "SARAH:" "Some drinks." "There you go." "There you go, guys." "Super strong." "JACK:" "Thank you." "MATT:" "Cheers." "ALL:" "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "Drink." "Everybody take a drink and sip." "Cheers." "ANNIE:" "So..." "Right." "Yes." "Here's..." "Yeah." "We think it's time to just get something out." "Just get it out in the open." "Jessie." "Yeah, um." "Yeah, because, uh, it's..." "Um..." "We talked and..." "Okay, just..." "Should I?" "Yeah." "Ruby." "And Peter." "(SIGHS)" "We think that it's for the best for both of you, probably for everyone," "if... if we play charades tonight." "JACK:" "Oh..." "I know that Apples to Apples was discussed, but I don't like that game." "I'll play charades." "Sure." "It's a big announcement." "Thank you very much." "I love charades." "It'll be fun." "Cool." "What was that?" "Well, I panicked." "And you weren't much help." "I was warming up." "Well, I got too warm." "(SIGHS)" "And I think I might be a little bit drunk." "And I'm so full." "And sometimes Ruby scares me so much and I just freaked out." "Okay." "Calm down, calm down, it's fine." "Here, give me these." "(SIGHS)" "We can do it tomorrow and when you're not so full." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Okay." "Okay." "Annie?" "Hmm?" "Yeah, yeah, I'm fine." "Hmm." "No." "(VOMITING)" "(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)" "Just gonna..." "No, no." "Let's not, honey." "JESSIE:" "She is super full." "I am going to take..." "Can I help?" "Thanks, no." "You were too tasty, dinner!" "Right!" "JESSIE:" "I'll see you guys downstairs, okay?" "Matt, we're..." "No!" "ANNIE:" "He is nice." "See you downstairs." "Hey." "In case you need to throw up more." "ANNIE:" "Oh..." "Do you think anyone noticed that I was drunk?" "I think they may have had some idea, yeah." "Shit." "Can I have a hug?" "Do y'know?" "Something that's always just really hurt my feelings is you never tried to make out with me." "Not even one time." "Sorry." "Fine." "I love you." "(SOFT GROAN)" "Hey." "You know, I've been with women before." "Jack's cool with it." "Cool." "We should get down there." "Sure." "Mmm-hmm." "Charades." "(SIGHS)" "It's like this, I'm just..." "I know." "I know." "I'm really concerned about her." "It's out of control." "I mean, I just don't think that she should be drinking." "You should stay out of it." "It's..." "She's an adult." "Well, Matt, what do you think?" "I mean, you're with her every day." "What's..." "Well, I think it's just an isolated thing, and I wouldn't worry about it." "But, like, you guys, you know how it goes," "I mean, she has like a glass of wine and then before you know it, she's like five martinis in and she's getting tackled by the Secret Service for trying to kiss Bill Clinton at a restaurant." "I just..." "I think that maybe we should sit her down tomorrow." "No, no." "No, no, no." "She probably won't even drink tomorrow." "Well, she shouldn't drink ever, like at all." "She shouldn't..." "Just stay out of it." "It is none of your business." "I am." "I'm concerned about her." "JACK:" "So, you're saying that people should deal with their own personal problems, on their own time, in their own way, and other people should kind of butt out, right?" "That's exactly what I'm saying." "Very interesting." "Can we just play charades?" "Yes." "Yes." "RUBY:" "Okay, fine." "I'll drop it." "But listen, if I see her drinking again," "I want us to say something." "Okay?" "JESSIE:" "What is it?" "Is it a TV show?" "Is it a movie?" "Is it a movie?" "Is it a movie?" "Is it a movie?" "Give me..." "Give me a "sounds like." What does it sound like?" "Taking..." "Time!" "Ah!" "JESSIE:" "What was it?" "Uh, M-A-S-H?" "LOLA:" "I don't know what that is!" "Oh, that." "MASH." "It was a..." "It was a television show." "What are those periods behind it?" "It was a TV show." "It's a movie, too." "It's a movie." "JESSIE:" "From when?" "A long time ago." "Who cares?" "All right, you guys, you guys..." "Ruby!" "MATT:" "Ready?" "Yes." "(LAUGHTER)" "Okay, okay, okay." "Movie." "One word." "Movie." "PETER:" "Psycho." "Big Picture." "Jaws!" "Yes." "Yep." "Yes!" "Okay, okay, okay." "Good." "Film." "Second word." "SARAH:" "Hump." "Forrest Gump!" "PETER:" "Two words." "First word." "The..." "Burned." "The Burned..." "The..." "SARAH:" "No, you can't do that." "Hot..." "The Hot..." "The Untouchables!" "SARAH:" "Peter!" "What?" "How is that..." "That's insane." "SARAH:" "A monster?" "The Bear." "Five words." "The Unbearable Lightness of Being!" "No way!" "No way!" "Time's up!" "Time's up!" "No, no!" "You were so good." "How many did you get?" "SARAH:" "This is the team to be on." "Good." "JACK:" "That was very impressive." "Hey!" "Hey, could you scoot over a little?" "Annie, could you scoot over a little?" "(LOLA WHISTLES)" "Oh, baby." "Hmm?" "Look, I can do this." "Oh, my God." "You don't think it's weird we don't live together?" "I don't think it's weird or not weird." "I think it just is what it is." "Mmm-hmm." "You know, it's been three years." "You don't think it's weird at all?" "Really?" "I don't wanna talk about this right now." "Okay?" "Well, you never wanna talk about it." "Do you want me to fuck you or not?" "Yes." "You okay?" "Yeah, sorry." "It's okay." "You think..." "Is this okay?" "Yeah." "Can I ask a question?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Ruby said uh, Lola's your type." "Your type's younger people?" "That's what that means, right?" "You are my type." "Okay?" "So how young are we talking?" "Good night." "Jessie." "I can't have a conversation with you?" "Look, I still want you to fuck me." "(MOANING)" "(SWITCH CLICKS)" "(SIGHS)" "(BIRDS CHIRPING)" "What are you doing?" "(SHUSHING)" "Where's Sarah?" "She's upstairs." "No, no, no!" "Jessie, it's okay." "I know you want to." "Nobody has to know." "See?" "That wasn't so bad." "(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)" "Morning." "Hey." "Beautiful morning." "It is." "(SIGHS) How is everything?" "Everything's fine." "I'm fine." "Good." "And you?" "How are you doing?" "Great." "You know, I really do want to see you guys more." "How are you and Sarah doing?" "We're doing good." "Can't believe you haven't fucked it up yet." "I know, I must be slipping." "Are you bored?" "A little." "God, I miss having the time to feel bored." "(SIGHS)" "Do you have one?" "No, I'll take one, though." "Morning." "Morning." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "Morning." "Morning." "(SIGHS) Good morning!" "Who is ready for some kickball?" "Oh, mimosas." "Yes." "Can we just..." "There was something I wanted to get out of..." "What?" "The..." "Your..." "Somebody's in a mood." "No drinking." "Don't police me." "Ruby wants to sit you down because of last night." "That is absurd." "What did you say?" "Matt said that it was an isolated incident and that you were fine." "Okay." "So what's the problem?" "The problem is, you are one mimosa away from getting this whole thing turned around on you." "If you wanna do the intervention with them, you can't drink, okay?" "You have to keep it together." "Do you think I can't not drink?" "I don't really know." "Can you not drink?" "The wording is so confusing." "Okay, simple." "No drinking." "Okay?" "Fine." "Fine." "It's better anyway." "Yeah." "I gotta keep my eyes on the prize." "Um..." "Game time is in 10 minutes." "JACK:" "Ten minutes!" "So, yes, be ready." "Um..." "And Matt and Jessie, can you please help me move this, uh, bucket?" "Sure." "To the outside." "I guess take that side and..." "Perfect." "And then we're gonna..." "Oh, I gotta lift it." "Here." "Ooh." "I had an epiphany." "I know how to do it, but we need to figure out a way to get" "Peter and Ruby to leave for a little while, so I can fill everyone in." "So, how are we gonna do that?" "That wasn't part of your epiphany?" "No, it's not helpful." "Okay?" "Well, we tell them we need them to go get something in town." "That's good." "That's really good." "Okay, what?" "Uh, something for the barbecue?" "Okay." "Corn?" "(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)" "Hey, would you two mind, after the game, going into town to get some corn, corn on the cob, for tonight?" "Sure." "Great." "Oh, shit, babe." "Would you go to the kitchen and grab my sunblock?" "Yeah." "Thanks." "You and I are very similar, Jessie." "Yeah?" "Mmm-hmm." "We're both sexual beings." "I mean, I have had sex, but I..." "But it just makes it hard because we're never satisfied with just one man or one woman." "I don't really understand what's happening right now..." "Just one kiss." "Just one." "Just to see what it feels like." "No, you'd probably be very disappointed..." "PETER:" "Jesus Christ." "What the fuck was that?" "It was nothing." "Let's go play." "PETER:" "Because I think it's ridiculous that you won't just move over to third base, so..." "I'm just gonna be here on first base." "I'm not gonna be running or anything." "I'll catch the ball when it comes to me." "How are you gonna catch the ball when you can't..." "All right, let's go!" "Let's go!" "JACK:" "How we feeling?" "(CHEERING)" "Jack." "Pass it to me." "You can do it, Taylor!" "(MUMBLING)" "JESSIE:" "Get it!" "Oh, shit!" "Look out!" "Sorry." "It's been a while since I had any balls flying at my face, so..." "Matt!" "Mattie!" "Mattie!" "(CHEERING)" "Here." "Here, here, here!" "JACK:" "Oh-oh." "Safe." "Why didn't you just throw it to me?" "It's gonna happen all day." "How do you want me to throw it to you?" "RUBY:" "I want you to pass it to me." "We're fine." "This is sports." "This is what sports is." "LOLA:" "All right, not to brag, but I was MVP on the kickball team at my detention center, so..." "Should not brag about that." "All right, all right, all right!" "Here, here, here!" "Right here, right here, right here!" "Right here." "Right..." "PETER:" "I caught it any..." "Will you pass me the ball, Peter?" "If you could catch it, I'd pass you the ball..." "I wanna play too, so next time just fuckin' pass me the ball!" "You want me to pass you the ball?" "I'll pass you the ball." "Okay." "Ready to rumble." "(WHOOPING)" "(GRUNTS)" "Oh, my God, Ruby." "Are you okay?" "Come on, let's go back to the house and get some ice on it." "PETER:" "You all right?" "Sorry." "God, Peter." "Are you all right?" "It's okay." "We're just gonna get some ice on it." "Should have a time-out." "I'm sorry." "It might be tricky to get them to go on that errand now." "(GROANS)" "Does it hurt?" "No, it just startled me, more than anything. (SNIFFLES)" "So..." "Yeah." "(CRYING)" "(ANNIE SIGHS)" "So, um, I was wondering when you were planning on going into town, just because, you know, I wanna know that we are gonna have enough time to prepare all of that corn." "Yeah." "I'll go in a few minutes." "You both have to go." "Yeah." "Well, I don't think" "Ruby's gonna wanna go with me anywhere right now." "Peter, listen." "(SIGHS)" "Life is hard." "Making your way in the world today..." "Takes everything you got." "Yup." "Peter, listen." "Take her out, get her some ice cream, tell her you're sorry." "'Cause we all know it was an accident, clearly." "But still, it was embarrassing for her, and she could probably use some time-out." "You know?" "Thanks." "Hmm." "Hey." "You ready to go to the store?" "I don't really feel like going to the store right now." "All right." "Um..." "I'm just gonna be outside if you need anything." "Hey." "I'm sorry." "Will you please come to the store with me?" "(DOOR OPENS)" "So, corn?" "Just corn?" "Thank you." "Corn for eight." "(DOOR CLOSING)" "Okay." "Strategy meeting inside, now." "I really am sorry." "Just stop apologizing." "Because you forgive me?" "Just stop apologizing." "On AE's Emmy award-winning show, Intervention, they take an addict, they tell them that they're gonna be part of a documentary..." "Okay, okay, okay." "We know how the show works." "Get to the point." "The point is, I think that we should all write something saying why we think they should break up, and as their closest friends saying that we want them to stop doing something that's hurting them." "And..." "No, no." "No, we're not doing that." "What do you mean, "No"?" "I actually don't think this is a terrible idea." "JACK:" "No, you guys heard Peter last night." "This will not go over well." "I think that it will go over just fine." "How would you know?" "You were passed out during the whole conversation." "Okay, Jack?" "JACK:" "Yeah?" "You have now spent 24 hours with them." "Can you honestly say that you feel happy about them being together?" "I wouldn't marry her, but I'm not gonna tell Peter what he should be doing." "Are you..." "You think that Ruby is the problem?" "I'm not saying Ruby..." "ANNIE:" "Can you not see that" "Peter is about as warm as a Russian gymnastics coach?" "Guys, if we're going to do this, we need a plan that doesn't end in charades." "LOLA:" "Oh, charades was so much fun." "I think the letter plan is really good." "Let's do the letter thing." "Yeah, I'm with Jessie." "I think it's a good plan." "That's a great idea." "So what I think we should do is we should all start thinking about what to write, then we should write something." "Lola, you should put on, like, a whole shirt." "Oh, okay." "Okay." "LOLA:" "Great." "(SIGHS) You gonna open the car?" "I wanna take a walk." "We should get back." "Five minutes." "It's just incredible." "I just love that sound." "Mmm-hmm." "(SIGHS) It's been years." "It's our bench." "(SIGHS)" "Come on." "Sit with me." "No, Peter, what are you doing?" "Tell me the story." "You used to love telling me the story." "This is ridiculous." "It's professional." "ANNIE:" "Okay, great, great, great." "This is all wonderful." "Oh!" "No, no, no." "Actually, actually..." "No, I don't know if we should have alcohol." "Okay, one glass of wine." "Just one glass of wine." "Annie." "That was a mistake." "That was a mistake." "I'm just sweating so much." "JESSIE:" "Take a breath." "Calm down." "It's gonna be okay." "They're here!" "What?" "Okay." "Okay." "Um..." "Thank you, Matt." "You did a great job." "Okay, Jessie, take your position." "Where is..." "Okay." "Okay." "Next to me." "Up." "And..." "Next to me." "Your position is next to me." "JESSIE:" "Yup." "Here we go." "(DOOR OPENS)" "(CHUCKLES) What's this?" "Would you guys please take a seat?" "RUBY:" "What's... (CHUCKLES) We got the corn." "Thank you." "Ruby." "Ruby, Peter..." "Um..." "Before we all got here, we talked." "We..." "Um..." "The people in this room who are not you two." "Not Lola, because she's new, but just the five of us." "Part of the reason that we wanted to come here was to talk with you." "Um, because we..." "We, uh, wanted to bring something up." "It might come like..." "It might sound weird..." "But maybe it would be good." "And it really could be good." "Okay, what could be good?" "Uh, so bad." "JESSIE:" "It's okay." "Um..." "Scientists believe that, um..." "As..." "As man began to walk on two legs, the burden on the mother was increased." "Uh, because they were no longer able to just carry their young on their back and go on with their daily lives." "You know, they needed help." "Thus the need for a partner, a husband, if you will, arose." "I'm sorry, what are you talking about?" "What do you think?" "Maybe you should..." "Just read the letter." "(CLEARS THROAT) Just gonna read the letter." ""Ruby, I've known you for my whole life." ""You are like my sister." ""Peter, you are like the brother I never had." ""But not like the brother I have because he and I are not close." ""I love you both very much." ""And, as your friend, I can't stand by" ""and watch you suffer without saying..."" "Okay, what is happening?" "What's happening?" ""I remember a time..."" "They think you should get divorced." "What?" "They think that you two should get divorced." "We just feel like you guys are unhappy." "Hold on." "So..." "So let me get this straight." "You all got together and talked about our marriage." "No." "No." "We didn't get together." "It was phone calls and texts and..." "Well, our marriage is none of your business." "MATT:" "Listen, listen." "Man, we're just trying to help you." "Both of you." "You wanna help?" "MATT:" "Yeah." "Annie's, Annie's, postponed your wedding four times?" "Did you ever give that one some thought?" "Like any of you are fuckin' perfect." "All right, Peter, come on, man." "JACK:" "And you?" "You're running all over the fuckin' planet with a goddamn art student, afraid of something you're not even man enough to face." "And then you wanna talk about our marriage?" "Peter, I think that maybe if you just calm down and listen..." ""Calm down"?" "And you." "The fact that you, of all people, think you have any business giving anyone relationship advice is just hilarious." "Sarah's the first person you've been with who could rent a car." "JACK:" "Peter, you gotta calm the fuck down." "I need to calm down?" "Yes, you have to calm the fuck down!" ""Calm the fuck down"?" "Calm the fuck down, yes!" "You're gonna defend her?" "Would you still defend her if you knew I walked in on her making out with Lola earlier?" "And you wanna talk about our marriage?" "That is not true." "Can you fucking believe this?" "Ruby." "I'm alone in this?" "Fuck this." "(DOOR CLOSING)" "It..." "Babe." "It..." "Ruby..." "Don't." "This is kind of worst-case scenario right now, huh?" "(SIGHS)" "He made some interesting points." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "I'm gonna tell you what happened." "Babe, will you please stop?" "What?" "She kissed me, okay?" "Peter said that you were making out." "No!" "She kissed me." "Peter walked in." "It stopped." "So Peter walking in is actually why it stopped?" "No." "No." "Peter walking in was basically instantaneous." "I would have stopped her." "(SCOFFS) I guess we'll just never know, huh?" "Are you upset?" "No." "Kind of." "It's a little bit weird." "Yeah." "We always said we would..." "We just wanted to have fun together, right?" "Until it stopped being fun?" "Nothing too heavy, nothing too serious." "Could be somethin' serious." "I'm 22. (CHUCKLES)" "Right." "Right." "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "Hey." "Do you wanna come out and have a drink?" "Can I do anything?" "You can get your hand off me before I break your fuckin' wrist." "I'll come back." "(SIGHS)" "(SIGHS)" "Okay, stop, dude." "It's not..." "That's fine." "Oh!" "God." "If you could watch a video of what happened, you would not be this upset!" "Did you wanna kiss her?" "The whole thing caught me completely off-guard." "You know I have terrible reflexes." "Did you want to kiss her?" "Did I wanna kiss her?" "No." "But did it feel fun and exciting and dangerous to get that kind of attention from some cute, young girl, and did I like that?" "Yes." "I really can't believe this, Jess." "Okay, so when the fucking rental car guy is flirting with you, batting his eyelashes at you, there is zero part of you that likes it?" "There's no part of you that gets just like a little bit excited?" "No, Jess." "No." "Okay?" "Because I'm in love with you." "So I don't care." "Well, aren't you fuckin' perfect, then." "Yeah, you're just sittin' up there on your high horse, so much better than everybody else." "You never have an impure thought or feeling." "Just fuckin' saints..." "I miss sleeping with men." "Excuse me?" "Yeah, I do." "I do." "I miss it." "I think about it when you're fucking me with a strap-on, like, every time." "And you know how I always say, like, "I can't tell the difference"?" "Well, I can." "It's not as good." "Jess!" "(WATER SPLASHING)" "Maybe I should go and try to talk to Ruby again." "Just leave her alone." "What about Peter?" "Should we try to find him?" "It's gonna be dark soon." "No." "Let him cool off." "If he's not back after dinner, we'll go look for him, all right?" "This is all my fault." "Except for the Jessie-Sarah thing." "Lola, that's kind of on you." "(SIGHS)" "I'm taking a shower." "I'm gonna take a shower!" "Over my dead body!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "I'm taking a shower!" "I'm in here." "Excuse me, I'm in here right now." "I am also in here now!" "I am in here." "I'm in here." "Can you not see that this is crazy?" "Don't call me crazy!" "These are my feelings." "What do you want?" "Do you wanna go kiss Jack?" "Would that make you feel better?" "JESSIE:" "I was being facetious!" "SARAH:" "Guess we're even." "You swallowed his whole face." "I liked it." "Am I having a stroke?" "Should we do something?" "What do you mean, like kiss?" "MATT:" "No." "JESSIE:" "Are you done?" "Hey." "No." "There's really..." "No, no, no." "No, no, no." "Stop this!" "Stop!" "That is enough!" "That is enough!" "You are both acting like animals." "You are better than this." "No, one of us is." "Oh, cut the shit!" "Lola?" "Jessie?" "Yeah?" "Do the two of you want to run off together?" "I didn't do anything..." "Can you just answer my question?" "No." "No." "No." "No." "Sarah, do you wanna break up with Jessie about this nonsense?" "No." "Jessie, whatever you did or did not do, you did or did not do enough to allow Lola's face to get close enough to your face to even make this a conversation at all." "Lola, take this as a lesson." "No one likes a Jolene." "Sarah, I understand that you are upset." "I would not be thrilled about this either." "But Jessie loves you." "She's a good person." "And you know that." "We are all under a lot of stress, so let's just sit down, drink some of that incredible Chardonnay and calm the fuck down." "Okay?" "JACK:" "We should probably go look for Pete." "Matt..." "All right." "Sorry." "We should split up, okay?" "Okay." "If you find him, call." "Split up?" "Yes." "All right." "See you, guys." "I'm gonna go this way." "Okay, I'll go this way." "Well, Jessie, you probably don't wanna go alone." "'Cause of the dark." "I'll be fine." "But you probably would be more comfortable if I came with you." "Right?" "Would you be more comfortable?" "I mean, if that's what you need." "Let's go." "Hey." "Do you want any help?" "Sure." "She didn't kiss me back." "I know it doesn't make it any better, but I'm sorry." "It's okay." "Am I the first girl Jack's dated since him and his wife got divorced?" "They didn't get divorced." "Mary died a year and a half ago." "But, yes, you're the first person that he's dated since." "Hmm." "(DOOR OPENS)" "I'll come out if you promise not to talk about it." "I promise to not talk about anything you want." "Petey." "Peter!" "I should've probably tried to stop this whole thing." "I really don't think you could have." "No, I guess not." "Once the Annie-train starts rollin' along, it's kind of hard to stop." "I already started today, so..." "Who's that?" "(SIGHS)" "You know, two weeks before we found out Mary was sick, she told me she wanted a divorce." "And we met with a lawyer, we started the whole process." "I knew she wanted me to fight it." "I didn't want to." "Thought it'd be easier just for us to go our separate ways." "And then the second we found out she was sick, everything changed." "In an instant, all that resentment and all that venom and anger we had toward each other, it just disappeared." "Right, and there we were..." "The same two people who fell in love 10 years earlier." "It was so crushing to watch her go through that, but, you know, it was the best year of our marriage." "And then, she was gone." "You know, it took something devastating for me to figure out what I had right in front of me." "Well, are you gonna do like a buffet style or a table service, because..." "Oh, I don't..." "SARAH:" "I like a buffet." "No, it's unsanitary." "It's unsanitary." "Yeah, but then everybody can just pick what they want, you know, and the food doesn't get as cold." "Haven't really..." "What about kids?" "Are there kids invited?" "Yeah." "I mean, I guess it depends how many people, right?" "Right." "How many people are you thinking?" "I'm not sure." "RUBY:" "You found the dress yet?" "ANNIE:" "There are versions of it, yeah." "What about the cake?" "What are you doing about the cake?" "We don't really know." "Well, you have to order it in, like, months in advance." "I'm really good with any of this stuff if you need help, Annie." "It's just, you know, Matt is doing everything, so he's been like a godsend." "Have you picked your song?" "Your wedding song?" "Speaking of Matt, um, where are they?" "(CHUCKLES) Because it's..." "Oh." "Whew." "Speak of the devils." "SARAH:" "Hi, guys." "I'm sorry." "Would you guys mind?" "No." "No." "Yeah." "You agree with them?" "I won't let it get messy." "I'm sorry I don't have a penis." "I'm sorry I'm so old." "You know, as long as we're hangin' out, havin' fun," "I don't have to kiss anybody else." "Hey." "Wake up." "Hmm." "I made blueberry pancakes." "Come on." "Come on." "Morning." "There's some fresh coffee and a spread of whatever you like." "MATT:" "What do you think is happening here?" "I think he's lost it." "PETER:" "What are you guys waiting for?" "Come on, eat." "ANNIE:" "Hi." "PETER:" "Morning." "Hey." "Eat, please." "What smells so good?" "Hi." "I also made muffins." "They should be done..." "Uh, from scratch?" "In about two minutes." "Yes." "Peter, are you okay?" "PETER:" "Yeah." "There she is." "Yeah." "Good morning." "Okay, now that everyone is here," "I would like to fill you in on today's schedule." "I was thinking last night," "I realized that every time we come here, we go out on the boat." "It's pretty much the best part of the trip." "And we haven't been on the boat yet." "Hmm?" "So everyone eat, get dressed, and in one hour we will depart." "A day on the water." "Everybody in?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "I love boats." "PETER: (CHUCKLES) Excellent." "I'm gonna finish making lunch." "Everybody eat." "And the muffins are coming right up." "Five minutes!" "(BELL DINGING)" "I feel concerned." "He's fine." "PETER:" "Hey!" "Fine-adjacent." "Listen, do me a favor." "Google "how to tell if Someone's Having a psychotic break."" "Annie." "Woo!" "You guys not hear the bell?" "Yeah." "Rally the troop!" "Let's go!" "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "We're gonna..." "Listen." "I think he is..." "No, he's not." "PETER:" "What's going on?" "You guys not hear me?" "Let's get goin'." "Yeah." "For the record, this is turning off and it's staying here." "Hi!" "Why aren't you dressed?" "I'm not going, Peter." "What?" "No." "Come on." "We're all gonna get going." "We'll wait for you." "I'm not going." "Ruby, you have to come." "It's a tradition." "You can't just change tradition." "You can't just walk away." "Look, hey, Ruby." "You spend years building these things, right, and they mean something." "You can't just walk away without even..." "Jesus fucking Christ, Peter, just stop!" "PETER:" "Stop what?" "Stop it, all of this, all of this fucking bullshit!" "The fucking boats, the sandwiches!" "Just stop it!" "I'm sorry, I..." "I was just trying to do something nice." "RUBY:" "It's too late." "It's just way too fucking late." "Okay?" "It's not too late." "You need to just let go!" "So, that's it, you made up your mind, you're just gonna walk away..." "You'll leave it all behind, right, the family, everybody?" "You gave up years ago." "And you didn't?" "Look, I'm not saying that I'm innocent here." "We've been hurting each other for years." "But just think about it, Peter." "When was the last time you even remember feeling in love with me?" "Last night." "Last night?" "Yeah." "Okay, and before then?" "I don't..." "Please." "Exactly." "There's nothing here, Peter." "There's nothing." "That's not true!" "That can't be true." "Come on, Ruby." "I'm done." "I can't." "Please!" "You have to listen to me!" "There are some things that are worth fighting for, and I'm asking you if you will fight for it with me." "I need you to go, okay?" "I need you to leave." "Come on." "Please." "Come on, Ruby." "Please!" "I need you to leave." "Just fucking leave, okay?" "Just get the fuck outta here!" "(DOOR CLOSING)" "Don't fucking touch me, Jessie." "Go away." "Get the fuck out!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "Get outta here!" "Now what?" "Don't you think we should go check on her?" "ALL:" "No." "No." "I think I'm gonna go up there." "Annie, don't." "See what's happening." "I was just coming to see if, you know, if there was any..." "She threw peaches at me." "Peaches." "So, I think one of you should try." "Actually, no." "No, thanks." "Guys..." "What?" "I could go talk to her." "Lola, no, no, no." "LOLA:" "Why?" "Yes." "Yes." "Actually, I think that would be perfect." "'Cause Ruby would never throw peaches at someone she doesn't know." "That would be unladylike." "You shouldn't get in the middle of this." "It's okay." "I can do it." "Guard your face." "(DOOR OPENS)" "(DOOR CLOSING)" "(SIGHS)" "Is it cool if I sit down?" "So, do you wanna break up with your husband?" "Why would I talk to you?" "I don't know." "It's been so bad for so long." "I just let go of the idea that we'd ever be good again." "It will be easier just to end it, but I..." "But I don't want to." "And I'm so mad at myself that I don't, but I... (SIGHS) But I don't." "So, don't." "But what if we try and it doesn't work?" "Well, maybe you'd regret not trying more." "What if we can't get back to where we were?" "Well, maybe you could make something new." "(LINE RINGING)" "PETER:" "Hi, you've reached Peter's cell." "Leave a message after..." "We'd just finished lunch." "We were supposed to go back to the house because my dad was going to take you fishing." "And you asked me to go for a walk." "You seemed so nervous." "I thought it was because you were scared to be alone with my dad, but..." "I wanted to be alone with you for just a few more minutes." "So, we went for a walk and we came here." "We sat on this bench." "(SIGHS) I remember thinking, "I never thought I could be so in love."" "And then you got on your knee and took out the ring and asked me to marry you." "I started crying and I couldn't speak, I was crying so much." "And I just nodded, and I nodded, and I jumped in your arms." "And we just..." "We sat on this bench laughing and crying and (SIGHS) holding each other for hours." "(SIGHS)" "It was the happiest day of my life." "All of my happiest days have been with you." "I still love you, but I..." "But I'm not happy." "And I know that you're not either." "And I'm so sorry." "I'm... (CRYING) And I don't know, Peter," "I don't know if we can..." "If we can fix it." "But I wanna try." "Will you try with me?" "Nothing." "Why won't they just call or text or tweet or something?" "Don't they know this is killing me?" "Yeah, I mean it's really rude they're not considering you in all this." "(CAR HONKS)" "(DOOR OPENS)" "Guys, I'm so sorry." "I think that..." "You don't have to apologize, okay?" "You guys were right." "Oh, God." "You poor things." "How are you gonna tell the kids?" "(CHUCKLES) Well, we're not." "You'll just move out in the night?" "PETER:" "No." "Nobody's moving out." "We're..." "We are gonna work things out." "Oh, yay!" "You're staying together?" "Yeah." "No." "No." "No." "No, no, no, you weren't supposed to stay together." "You were supposed to get divorced." "Yeah, but we don't want to." "Yes, you do." "You're trapped inside this endless chapter of torment and misery and this was your way out." "Take it." "This is a disaster!" "Okay, have fun being married for the rest of your lives." "Annie, can... (DOOR CLOSING)" "Annie." "Hey." "Hey." "What's going on?" "I don't want to get married in October." "Okay." "When do you want to get married?" "Because we said, "No more postponing."" "That was the deal." "I know." "Do you want to get married to me?" "I want to want to." "I have never wanted to want anything more in my whole life." "You're my best friend in the world, but I don't wanna be a mom." "I don't wanna be a wife, even your wife." "Well, then, maybe you're just not ready, maybe..." "Do you wanna get married and you wanna have kids?" "Yeah." "I want you to have those things." "(CRYING)" "Please have a seat." ""Annie." ""Your drinking has affected me in the following ways."" "(INAUDIBLE)" "I missed you." "I missed you." "JESSIE:" "I was thinking that, um... when we get home that maybe we could start talking about potentially moving in together, if you feel like that's something you wanna start talking about." "Uh, yeah." "I could potentially be into um, starting that conversation." "Cool." "RUBY:" "Nice to meet you." "Thank you so much." "Soon?" "We'll see you in October though, right?" "This was so fun." "Okay." "Bye!" "SARAH:" "Okay, bye, guys." "Everybody drive safe." "Bye." "Thank you." "Yeah." "Thank you." "LOLA:" "Uh, what about New Orleans?" "Could stay all night." "Have you ever been to L.A.?" "No." "STEWARDESS:" "Can I get you anything to drink?" "Yeah." "Can I please have an orange juice?" "Actually, uh..." "No, don't worry." "Orange juice is great." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "STEWARDESS:" "Can I get you anything to drink?"

"♪ My eyes are gettin' weary" "♪ My back is gettin' tight" "♪ I'm sittin' here in traffic" "♪ On the Queensborough Bridge Tonight ♪" "♪ But I don't care Because all I want to do ♪" "♪ Is cash my check And drive right home to you ♪" "♪ Because, baby, all my life I will be drivin' home to you ♪" "DOUG:" "♪ Love exciting and new" "♪ Come aboard me" "♪ I'm expecting you" "♪ The Doug Boat" "All right, all right!" "Enough!" "What?" "That's my Valentine's Day thing." "Yes." "It's adorable." "Now, could you step aside here and let a little bit of hot water hit me, please?" "Here." "Hold on." "How's this?" "How does that feel?" "Like I'm being spit on." "Now, come on." "Stop." "You have to move aside here." "Why don't you slide up in here?" "I can't, sweetie." "There is no room." "You have to move." "There you go." "Whoa!" "Okay." "Okay, how's that?" "Yeah." "Better." "All right." "Good." "Because I'm not done serenading you yet." "Now, I'm gonna kick things up a notch, if you'll indulge me with a little ditty I think you might remember." "♪ Engh-engh" "♪ Engh engh engh-engh" "♪ Engh engh engh-engh" "♪ Everybody dance now" "♪ Buhm" "Honey, I hate that song." "Really, I do." "You hate it?" "What are you talking about?" "It's our song." "Our song?" "What do you mean, it's our song?" "That was the song that was playing the first time I met you." "It was?" "Yeah." "You don't remember?" "[CC MUSIC FACTORY'S "GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT" PLAYING]" "♪ Everybody dance now..." "People, let's keep it to the right." "Keep it to the right." "What's up, guy?" "Welcome to Wall Street." "Can I see some ID?" "♪ Give me the music" "♪ Everybody dance now" "So this is your ID?" "Yes, my ID." "Okay, you know what?" "First of all, lose the attitude, friend, okay?" "I'm just doing my job." "Fine, but that's my ID." "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" "Yeah." "You got Doug." "What's up?" "Yeah, it's cool." "Front door's secure." "Okay." "Out." "All right, so Connecticut ID, huh?" "What are you doing down here?" "I go to school here." "Oh, I see." "Okay, so, you're from Connecticut and you go to school down here?" "Yeah." "You know what?" "Not buying it, okay." "Hey, people, the line!" "What's up, ladies?" "Welcome to Wall Street." "Can I see some ID?" "Actually, mine was stolen, but I swear I'm 22." "Enjoy the club." "Okay." "People, the line!" "Okay, guy in the mesh shirt, bye-bye." "Yeah, take it easy." "Don't even waste my time." "Moose, Moose, could you get out of here?" "What are you talking about?" "I just started working." "Yeah, I know, I know." "But I just met this girl at the bar, and I think I can get her back to our place." "Only thing, she won't go without her friend." "Guy, I just started my shift, guy." "This area must remain clear!" "Come on, Moose, you got to do this for me." "Hey, no." "Please?" "No." "I'm not getting stuck with "the friend" again, okay." "The friend is never as good as the actual girl." "That's not true this time." "This one is really cute." "That's exactly what you said last time." "You remember her?" "Who?" "Who?" "This one." "DEEP VOICE: "Oh, Doug..." "I don't know." "This just feels right."" "Didn't stop you from sleeping with her." "Well..." "All right, give me a couple of minutes, all right?" "Yes!" "I'll go get the ladies." "Hey, Gerard." "Yeah, I need you to come to the front door." "My uncle just got killed." "Thank you." "Yeah." "He's in a better place now." "Okay." "What's up, ladies." "Doug." "This is Carrie." "How you doing?" "Good." "And this is Lynn." "Hey, I love your headset." "Oh, yeah." "This?" "Yeah, yeah." "It keeps me in touch with my staff." "I don't rest unless I know they're all okay." "Huh?" "That's cool." "No." "That's survival." "Hey, it's called "excuse me"!" "Why don't you try it next time?" "Yeah." "This woman's a tiger." "All right, I don't know if I'm loving the arm thing." "Oh, sorry." "All right, so you ladies, you got the address." "We'll see you back at our house?" "Okay, bye." "So, what do you think?" "Mine's great." "Yours seems kind of bitchy." "Come on." "Come on." "Hurry up." "Hurry up." "We got to hurry up and de-crap this place before they get here." "We got" " We got, like, two minutes." "There's no way we're gonna get it all." "Oh, my God, you're right." "All right, look, don't panic." "We just got to concentrate on the big stuff, all right?" "What's the most disgusting thing about this place?" "I got to go with the smell." "All right, find it." "I'll be in the kitchen." "Good, good, good." "Hey, Moose, what happens if we both get lucky tonight?" "Who's gonna get the bedroom?" "That's a classy problem, my friend." "Whoa!" "I think I found the smell." "Oh, good, man." "Way to go." "That is bad." "But that's not it." "It's more in the meat family." "I'll keep looking." "All right." "Hey, I got a good idea." "Why don't we got a book for the coffee table?" "This way, it looks like we read." "Oh, good, good." "Good idea." "Good idea." "You got one?" "Yeah." "You know what?" "I got it in my old, uh..." "SAT study book, okay?" "I'll break it open and I'll highlight some crap." "Oh, you know what, I forgot." "I got to go get something." "I'll be right back." "Whose dog is that?" "It's that guy down the hall." "What the hell you doing with it?" "When I was hitting on Carrie," "I told her I rescued a stray from the pound." "A pound rescue?" "That's good." "Can I get in on that with you?" "You know, like, we both saw him, we fell in love?" "Actually, I already told her you fought me on it." "Oh, great." "I hate abandoned dogs." "Thanks, thanks." "Way to start me off." "[DOOR BUZZES]" "Oh, God, they're here." "All right..." "Yeah." "Come on up!" "What the hell are you doing?" "What are you talking about?" "That's my spot." "Get out of it." "I ain't moving." "Get out of here." "Get out." "Sorry, man, but I need my spot." "I look good here." "Fine." "How do I look?" "Suck in your gut." "It is in." "Then you look good." "How do I look?" "You look like a stud, man." "You're the man." "You're the man!" "Okay, look, we're both the men." "There can be two men, okay?" "So cool out." "You gave them the apartment number, right?" "Okay, let's try one from the analogy section." ""Pride is to lion as what is to goose"?" "Flock!" "No." "No, I'm sorry." "The correct answer is gaggle." "That answer again..." "Gaggle." "Start drinking, honey." "A quick question:" "is this the whole evening here?" "Because I got to admit, I didn't study." "It's a drinking game." "It's fun." "It's the SAT's." "Don't you have any real games?" "I gave all our real games to the kids I tutor at the orphanage." "Oh, you tutor orphans." "That is so sweet." "Yeah, I guess." "You know..." "It just doesn't feel like enough, though, you know?" "I mean, these kids have been given nothing, and society..." "Is..." "Bad." "God, you are such a sensitive guy." "It's hard to believe that you bounce." "Do you, you know, get into a lot of fights at the club?" "Well, you know," "I try everything I can not to fight." "It's like I tell my boys, "Always be nice." ""Be very nice..." ""Until it's time to not be nice." "Then, be very not nice."" "I love that." "Yeah." "I can't take full credit, though." "Patrick Swayze said it in Road House." "Oh, I never saw that movie." "You never saw it?" "It's only the greatest movie ever made, except for Risky Business." "Really?" "So..." "Carrie..." "Yeah?" "You like baseball?" "Well, I've been to a few Met games." "Yeah?" "The Mets, the amazing Mets." "You know why they call them that?" "Because they're amazing." "Well, that clears up that mystery." "You know what else would be amazing?" "Hmm?" "Your beautiful body in my bed." "Yeah." "You're right." "That would be amazing." "[WHIMPERS]" "What's up with your dog?" "Oh, that?" "Ah, he's okay." "He's fine." "Hey, buddy!" "Come here, buddy!" "Come on!" "Come to Daddy!" "Come on!" "Oh, I forgot." "He's deaf." "Okay, how about some beers?" "Yeah." "Let's keep this party rolling, huh?" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Yeah." "All right, ladies, get ready, because we're coming up on the vocabulary section." "Hurry." "Oh, Carrie, Richie is so cute." "You did good." "I did good?" "The guy's a moron." "Then why did you want to come back here?" "I don't know." "I liked his cologne." "Plus, he seemed a lot smarter when he was completely drowned out by music." "I'm telling you, he should walk around with a boom box strapped to his head." "I'm serious." "You like your guy?" "Oh, Dan?" "Yeah, he's, you know, kind of sweet." "I don't think his name is Dan." "I am so in." "You are." "You are doing good, Moose." "But I don't know about Carrie, though." "Yeah." "She's quite a cupcake, that one, huh?" "I don't get it." "We were totally hitting it off at the club." "I look good, right?" "You say I look good." "You look great, man." "She's so into you." "It's a go for Richie." "I don't know." "Maybe you've just got to kick things up a notch." "It's time to bust out the heavy artillery." "[FOREIGNER'S "HOT BLOODED" PLAYING]" "[♪]" "Huh?" "This is pretty cool, huh?" "Yeah." "It's kind of trippy." "Hey, check out my choppers." "[LYNN GIGGLES]" "Oh, that is so cool." "And I love this album." "Oh, these guys are great." "Me and Richie went to their concert last year." "We got totally wasted." "Richie got a shirt." "Cool." "So, Carrie?" "Yeah?" "You feeling what I'm feeling?" "I don't know." "Are you feeling nauseous?" "A little bit." "What kind of beer is this?" "It tastes kind of weird." "Oh, it's Canadian." "It's stout lager." "Ale." "Mm." "There's definitely something wrong with it." "Actually, mine tastes a little weird too." "Mm..." "Not weird." "It tastes like gin." "You put gin in our beers?" "I was out of vodka." "[LYNN LAUGHS LOUDLY]" "It's not funny, you idiot." "RICHIE:" "Hey, I was just trying to loosen things up a little bit!" "You've been bitching and moaning since you got here." "You're like my mother." "Oh, I'm sorry." "You don't like me, Fonzie?" "Well, that's okay." "All right, Lynn, come on." "Get your mini-backpack." "We're going." "Carrie, come on!" "What the hell are you doing?" "Why are you spiking the beers?" "I was trying to get them in bed." "Okay, that explains theirs." "What about mine?" "Ladies, ladies, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Hang on, man." "There's no reason to go." "Yeah, Carrie, I agree with Dan." "I mean, you are making a huge deal out of nothing." "Who?" "Oh, am I?" "When should I make a big deal about it, huh?" "When we're stuffed in oil drums and buried under their building?" "Did she call me Dan?" "Hey, you know what?" "Just go." "And I'll tell you something else." "It's your loss, because I was gonna show you my fireman's uniform." "Oh, really?" "Because I was gonna sleep with you just so I can hear your little amazing Mets story again." "What was it?" "Oh, yeah." ""They're amazing."" "That's great." "Let's go." "Let's go." "I'd love to see your fireman's uniform, Richie." "Wha..." "Lynn!" "Well, I'm sorry." "I would." "All right, come on." "His uniform's nothing!" "I got a little league uniform that blows it away!" "Lynn, come on!" "You're my ride home!" "WHISPERING:" "He's so cute!" "Lynn!" "Lynn?" "Lynn?" "[WEAKLY] Lynn?" "What are they doing?" "What do you think they're doing?" "I don't know." "Maybe he really is just showing her his uniform." "I heard moaning." "Maybe she's injured." "Yeah." "That's it." "That's it." "I don't believe this." "She was my date." "Yeah?" "Well, I got news for you." "Your date's not going so well." "All I know is if you would have gone in there and checked out his stupid uniform," "I'd be with Lynn right now and everything would be fine." "Hey, hey, don't blame this on me." "If you can't get Lynn to sleep with you, that's your fault, because I'll tell you, she sleeps with everybody." "That's great." "Yeah, good." "Keep it coming." "What the hell is that smell?" "We don't know!" "Will you take a break from your bad personality?" "Excuse me, Billy Ray Dufus, but I happen to have a very nice personality when I am not sitting in a stinky apartment being drugged with a disgusting gin/beer cocktail!" "I think I'm gonna be sick." "Well, if you're gonna puke, don't puke here, okay?" "You got to puke in the bathroom." "All right, could you stop saying the word "puke"?" "Because it makes me want to puke." "Okay." "I didn't know it was gonna make you sick." "I won't say it anymore." "You want to see my collection of puka shells?" "Okay, I work in a bar." "I've seen hundreds of people puke." "They've all managed to miss me." "Congratulations." "But on the plus side, this place has a new smell now." "Hey, listen, um..." "Thanks for holding my hair back when I was throwing up." "Ah, forget about it." "I was basically just steering you away from my Sports Illustrated." "Look at that." "A little smile there, huh?" "See?" "You look nice when you smile." "You should try to work that into the rotation a little more often." "Ha ha." "So, uh, bouncing, that's your thing?" "You like that?" "Yeah, you know." "It's..." "It's good for now." "I like working with my hands." "It's really just a stepping stone, though." "To what?" "I want to open my own sandwich shop." "Uh-huh." "You know, a little neighborhood place where people can come by if they want..." "A sandwich." "A sandwich shop." "That's" "Yeah." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "But, you know, like, a cool little place, you know?" "With great sandwiches, and each sandwich would be named after one of my buddies." "Oh, sounds great." "But what if you have a falling out with one of your buddies and he represents a classic sandwich?" "I didn't work out all the details yet." "So how about you?" "What do you do?" "Well, I'm currently interviewing for a very high-powered executive assistant position in Manhattan, but, uh, right now I'm working at Food Town." "Ahem." "Oh, the one on Hillside Avenue?" "No." "The one on Northern Boulevard." "Oh..." "Because I-- I go to the other one." "But I'm sure they're all..." "Good." "Yeah, I mean, it's a chain." "Pretty standard." "Yeah." "Wait a second." "Where" " Where's the dog?" "I don't know." "Why is the door open?" "You left the door open!" "I did not!" "You did so!" "Before, when you were about to leave!" "No." "I'm sure I closed it!" "No, you didn't!" "Do you see area?" "It should be covered by this!" "Well, I am sorry!" "I was a little disoriented with your little light show." "Okay?" "Richie!" "Guy!" "Uh, not a great time, Moose!" "Yeah, Carrie left the door open and the dog got away!" "So?" "So I think someone should look for him." "And if you remember, I was against getting him." "So I think it should be you." "Moose, I'm begging you." "Stop talking!" "DOUG:" "All right, fine, but I'm not going and looking for the dog, so you can forget it." "LYNN:" "Dan?" "Yeah?" "Could you get me a Fresca?" "Nah!" "Wait a minute." "Wait." "Aren't one of you guys gonna go look for your dog?" "It's not even our dog, all right?" "Richie borrowed him from a neighbor to impress you with his sensitivity so you'd sleep with him." "RICHIE:" "He doesn't tutor orphans!" "Shut up!" "Where the hell is that dog?" "Do you think that maybe we can put the top up?" "Excuse me." "It's a sports car, okay?" "You want to get the whole experience." "Otherwise, you might as well just drive a station wagon." "I'm freezing." "Could you please put the top up?" "It's broken." "Then could you at least put the heat on?" "It's broken." "This is great." "Supposed to sit in this piece of crap while the wind rakes through my hair?" "It's perfect." "What are you worried about?" "You got enough hairspray in there to stop a bullet." "Excuse me." "This happens to be a style from a magazine." "Oh, yeah?" "What magazine is that?" "The Too Much Hairspray Gazette?" "[CHUCKLES]" "Okay, you know what?" "Let's just look for the dog, okay?" "I would love to look for the dog." "Well, good." "Why don't you start calling his name, then?" "Because I don't know his name." "Well, say something." "Fine!" "Lassie!" "Spot!" "Toto!" "Wait, wait, wait." "I think that's him." "Where?" "Right in front of that house." "Oh, wow, he's really giving himself a once-over, huh?" "This is nice, real nice." "Yeah, well, I'm glad you're happy." "Could you please not sit on my softball stuff?" "You know, I was gonna stay home tonight." "I really was." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, thanks for slapping on a couple coats of paint and coming out." "You know what?" "Stop the car." "I'm just kidding around, all right?" "I said, stop the car!" "Aah!" "Pinch the guy driving." "That's smart." "I'm getting out." "Where you going?" "I'm going home." "There's a bus stop right over there." "You can't go to that bus stop, all right?" "This is not a great neighborhood." "I will take my chances!" "I'm serious, okay?" "I will leave you." "Good." "Go." "I" " You know" " I'm serious!" "I'm not coming back!" "So." "Good." "Don't." "Fine!" "What are you doing?" "Oh, she's so annoying." "She has high hair." "She totally didn't get the sandwich shop thing." "Just pull away, man." "Just pull away." "Oh, God." "[♪]" "Let me understand this." "You're from Utah, and you're visiting New York?" "Yeah." "Sorry." "I'm not buying it, "Donald Osmond."" "People, the line!"

"I find that one can immediately recognize a photo by Newton." "In my opinion, that's where his genius lies." "Every great photographer's work is distinguishable among thousands of other people's work." "Avedon's or Bourdin's work is also highly distinct." "But for me, Helmut's work is the most easily recognizable when I look through a stack of pictures." "Unless it is a very good copy, which is extremely rare, there are no good imitations of Helmut's work." "Whatever he does is good, because he did it." "Whoever tries to copy him lacks the essence of his work." "A black and white picture by Newton, if I may compare it to something, has the quality of a Matisse drawing." "He doesn't try to take the place of the camera." "When you look at his pictures, especially the ones that aren't staged or portraits, he takes the place of someone who is observing the scene as it happens." "I find that to be very rare in so called sophisticated photography." "One might think that there is an ideal perspective for a face or a body but his angle is always slightly different." "He has the eye of a voyeur being an excellent observer at the same time." "I have an older brother, he is ten years older than I am, and he always wanted to be a farmer." "I always wanted to be a reporter, since I was little, with lots of different cameras dangling around my neck, wearing a Burberry coat with a turned up collar, and a big hat with my Press Pass attached to it." "While other children wanted to become train conductors," "I wanted to be this crazy reporter." "I never really have difficulties in finding the right location to shoot." "I'm like the carrier pigeon, I follow my instinct, and go where I feel it's right." "Some people depict me like a dog following a trail or trying to find the right spot to pee." "He keeps going around in circles, until suddenly he finds the right place to pee, or to photograph, in my case." "And that's how I do it." "This is my Berlin notebook." "I have many of them because I have a very bad memory." "Here, for example, is what's on the first page." "Paris." "Apparently, it's not only Berlin." "Rosemary, no hand." "Telephone number." "This girl, I was told, was very beautiful, but had only one hand." "Fantastic!" "I never saw her." "Here, a hotel in Paris with a wonderful alcove and old iron beds, very pretty." "Too old, though, I 'm not really into these things anymore." "Then, back to Berlin." "The word schlagsahne, whipped cream." "A very important word for me, whipped cream." "Von Stroheim, Von Stroheim, don't know why he is here." "Monaco." "Hey, what's this?" "Oh, and this is very funny." "It is a list with the names of whorehouses in Berlin." "Some journalist gave it to me." "Very important, very practical." "A little lower." "But watch the expression." "Too much hair everywhere." "Stop." "Stay exactly like that." "Black light that we used, for example, in the pictures we made in the past four days, is very typical for Berlin." "It almost looks like a picture treated with acid." "The sunlight doesn't suit Berlin." "When I see the black lakes, the black forests, and those heavy black clouds that hang over the lakes in summer, it fascinates me." "The light is very penetrating." "And there is a lot of it, it isn't dark, it is a very special quality of light." "Swimming pools, like many other things in my work, reflect my memories." "My photos, especially in the past twenty years, are mostly based on memories." "I photographed many women who were excellent swimmers or divers." "It fascinates me, a person, a woman of course, it could also be a man, but for me it has to be a woman, floating through the air like a circus artist hanging from a trapeze." "They flow or they fly, you can only do that over water or on a trapeze." "My parents used to spend all their summer holidays in spas, in big, elegant hotels." "Those days, I guess, that was the fashionable thing to do." "So I spent a lot of time in these huge, beautiful hotels." "They still have a mysterious charm to me." "In a hotel you're a stranger, it's not your home." "You sleep in a bed in which many have slept before you, and every day, week, month, someone else stared at the same walls." "I've always found that to be very exciting, actually somewhat erotic." " You coming to dinner with us ?" " Yes, sure." "Listen, I'm worried about the girl." "A broad with big tits and everything." "Got something for me?" "Oh, sure." "Don't worry, it's all set." " What's your name, please?" " Michaela." "Thank you for coming, it's very nice of you." "How tall are you?" "I am one meter seventy four." "Right." "I'm making landscape photography in Berlin." "I was born and raised here." "I'm very much into that." "The forests, the lakes and so on." "How do you look in a bikini?" "Well, um, it's a little hard to describe." "Do you have big breasts or not?" "I do!" "Are they hot?" "Quite hot." "Good, how are the legs?" "Not bad!" "Well, maybe I'm imagining that there's a Berlin prototype that I'd recognize on the street." "A tall, young girl, great body, and something in the color of her skin." "You know, when their coloring is slightly bluish, so white you can see the veins shine through the skin." "That's probably because the sun doesn't shine very much here." "Beautiful legs, beautiful legs!" "How much do you measure around the chest?" "Ninety." "Could you take your shirt off, please?" "You didn't recognize that picture?" "Which one?" "Oh, yes!" "Of course, I took that picture." "That's funny." "What are you wearing under that?" "A bra." "Would you mind to...?" "You can say no." "If you mind that's too bad." "No, I don't really mind." "Are you sure?" "Yes, but it depends, what are these pictures for?" "It's fashion pictures." "All right, but I don't want to be naked." "Only the torso." "This is for an ad campaign!" "For billboards." "I really can't, I would love to, but I really can't show nudity." "All right, then." "All right?" "So why don't you take that off now?" "No problem, if you don't want to." "I think we should forget about it." "Very good, thank you." "Goodbye, thanks." "I thought that such an icon of photography would be a snob and everything." "But no, he was very friendly." "Last year I was so surprised." "When we were having lunch, he was talking a lot." "It was very interesting to listen to him, there are not many men with such experience." "So I listened to him talking." "He said something funny." "A girl was hanging off a helicopter and he threw pieces of red meat into the sea." "So, there were all these sharks around her, and he, he was shooting pictures." "That makes me think of the picture with the champagne." "You know, the champagne thrown in the face." "Sometimes he does stuff like that." "That's not very nice." "No, but there's not many photographers who would do that." "Girls who want to work with him know that they will have to do that kind of thing." "We are paid for doing this." "Sometimes I have to wear shoe size 38, when my real size is 42, and I have to run down the street wearing a 38." "That's even worse!" "Because it really hurts." "There is a pretty girl with a denim jacket." "Would you describe yourself more as a photographer or an artist?" "I repeat what I always say and what I said yesterday," ""There are two dirty words in photography." "One is art, and the other is good taste."" "Are your works for sale?" "And if yes, for how much?" "Not through museums." "Museums are not the kind of institutions that sell photographs." "Of course they are for sale." "For me, everything is for sale." "It's just a question of the price !" "But..." "I do this for a living." "I work because I love it and because I love to make money." "Could you tell us an approximate price?" "A picture that is thirty by forty centimeters is about $1,000, approximately, but I 'm not quite sure." "$1,000?" "Yes, but many imitations are circulating, well, you know." "I mean copies." "Ladies and gentlemen," "Helmut Newton is one of the leading and most popular fashion photographers of our times." "His work goes beyond fashion photography." "He very much influenced, without any doubt, the image of the world as we know it today..." "It's very tough." "Forgive me, it's not always easy." "You know, when you make a picture with Helmut, you become a Newton, that's the secret." "You become a graphic object, and that's why I always come back to this comparison to a Matisse drawing." "He looks for a certain shape, and I believe you can only work with him if you accept that." "Personally, when I make pictures with a great photographer," "I 'd like the picture to be typical for the photographer." "I don't care what it looks like, good, cute, not cute, ugly, flat, tired, that's not what I focus on." "I focus on the personality of the photographer behind that picture." "You know, often fashion photographers have the complex of wanting to be great portrait photographers." "They want to be great but in different ways." "For me, it all goes together." "Even Helmut's portraits reflect the fashion of the time which reflects the spirit of the time as well." "That's why, for me, Helmut is a great photographer." "I won't try to fit him into a category, that would be silly." "I can't stand photographers who come with huge staffs and a ton of assistants." "He usually comes alone or with one assistant, and a small camera or two, and everything happens in a few seconds." "That makes it even more difficult to take pictures with others for ten hours and have a mediocre out come." "I 'm thinking of Madame Curie." "She did her thing in her own kitchen before working in real laboratories." "With Helmut, it's a little bit like that." "It's so, maybe not homemade, but physical, his way of working." "I think that the spontaneity of his images which at the same time seem so composed and sophisticated, makes his work so different from other photographers." "I recognize his style before I even recognize the picture." "It has something violent, always a little shocking, and at the same time, baroque." "For me, it's something very evident and very secretive at the same time." "There's one that I like particularly," "I can't even really tell you why." "There is the picture, there is me in it, and in the background there's another Newton photo, so there is a picture in a picture that's like the mirror in the mirror." "I love that the picture is complicated." "He took it at my place." "I think he's the only photographer that I would have ever let come into my house because I think the intimacy of someone's home is something very important." "He has the right to do that." "Yes, that's from the same shooting." "Oh, yes!" "That's a picture that we stole." "When I say we stole it," "I mean that it was done at the last minute and it was done very quickly." "It was for the New York Times Magazine, for Yves Saint Laurent's latest collection." "This one he made very quickly in my car." "One has to know me well to be able to take a picture like this in twenty minutes." "I love the aspect of skin, clothes and at the same time this deep black that conceals what needs to be concealed." "In Newton's pictures , the black is always where it's supposed to be." "We always look for an answer in a picture." "We hope that something in the picture will give us an answer to something or answer the question you asked ." "And Helmut's photos always expose something but remain mysterious at the same time." "You always want to know more, but they answer your question in part." "That's why women love them so much." "All our friends ask us what we do all day in Monte Carlo." "We both answer that the day is never long enough." "I get up at eight o'clock, have breakfast on the terrace in the summer, that is." "Then I read my mail and make calls." "At noon we go down to the hotel beach to swim, have lunch there, and stay at the beach until four o'clock." "I love the light here." "I'm not very comfortable with photographing in artificial light." "On the contrary, I love to shoot in daylight." "Here, I have the most wonderful light." "I can use the ocean as a background but there's so many different backgrounds here." "I have a choice." "I am now 67 years old." "You know, I cannot live in a big city anymore, not in New York, or in Paris." "That's why I go back and forth between Monte Carlo and Los Angeles." "Hollywood is just like here, only a little bigger." "The palm trees in Hollywood are taller, and there's more people, but otherwise the spirit is very much the same." "Open the windows." "The smell in here makes me sick." "Open the windows, the smell in here makes me sick." "I don't like to carry too many cameras on me." "I'm not, as they say, a professional who loves hardware." "The less I carry, the better it is for me." "It's all in here, in the head, in the eye." "The lenses I use are usually normal lenses, in 85 - 90 percent of the cases." "I work faster and more efficiently like that." "I'm a professional voyeur." "But I'm not really interested in the people that I photograph." "The girls, their private lives, their character, have no importance for me." "I am interested in what is on the outside, what I see, what my camera sees." "People often tell me, "You don't photograph the soul."" "I say, "What does that mean?"" "I photograph a body, a face." "I am interested in the face, breasts, the legs, and you can see that in my pictures." "And you can also see, I hope, a little more." "But the soul, that I don't understand."

"Yeah, I worked in a barber shop," "But I never considered myself a barber." "I stumbled into it well, married into it, more precisely." "It wasn't my establishment." "Like the fella says, I only work here." "The dump was 200 feet square..." "With three chairs, or stations, as we call 'em," "Even though there are only two of us working." "But this is my point." "My point is that these traders and trappers would come to this country," "Get their pelts and their gold "ignots"" "Frank Raffo, my brother-in-law, was the principal barber." "Man, could he talk." "Maybe if you're 11 or 12 years old, Frank's got an interesting point of view," "But sometimes it got on my nerves." "Not that I complained, mind you." "Like I said, he was the principal Barber." "Frank's father August they called him Guzzi" "Had worked the heads up in Santa Rosa for 35 years..." "Until his ticker stopped in the middle of a junior flattop." "He left the shop to Frankie free and clear," "And that seemed to satisfy all of Frank's ambitions" "Cutting the hair and chewing the fat." "Me, I don't talk much." "I just cut the hair." "It says here that the russians exploded an a-bomb..." "And there's not a damn thing we can do about it." "How do you like them apples?" "Being a barber is a lot like being a bar man or a soda jerk." "There's not much to it once you've learned the basic moves." "For the kids, there's the butch, or the heinie," "The flattop, the ivy," "The crew, the vanguard," "The junior contour..." "And occasionally the executive contour." "lived in a little bungalow on napa street." "The place was okay, I guess." "Had an electric icebox, a gas hearth..." "And a garbage grinde built into the sink." "You might say I had it made." "Oh, year, there was one other thing." "Doris kept the books at Nirdlingers," "A small department store on main street." "Doris liked the work, accounting." "She liked knowing where everything stood" "And she got a ten percent employee discount on whatever she wanted" "Nylon stockings," "Makeup and perfume." "Doris and I went to church once a week." "Usually Tuesday night." "Doris wasn't big on divine worship," "And I doubt if she believed in life everlasting." "She'd most likely tell you that our reward is on this earth," "And bingo is probably the extent of it." "B-7" "Watch you card, honey." "I wasn't crazy about the game," "But, I don't know, it made her happy," "And I found the setting peaceful." "Jesus." "Bingo." "Bingo!" "Doris's boss, Big Dave Brewster," "Was married to Ann Nirdlinger, the department store heiress." "Tonight they were coming over for dinner." "As Doris said," "We were entertaining." "Me, I don't like entertaining." " How you doin', Ed?" " Okay." "Take your coat, Ann?" "The japs had us pinned down on Buna for somethin' like six weeks." "I gotta tell ya, I thought we had it tough, but we had supply." "The japs were eatin' bugs and grubs and thistles." "Anyway, one day we bust off the beach..." "And we find Arney Bragg, this kid missing' on recon." "the japs had eaten the son of a bitch." "If you'll pardon the, uh..." "Anyway, he was a scrawny, pimply kid, nothin' to write home about." "I mean, I never woulda, you know." "So, what do I say, honey?" "What do I say when I don't like dinner?" "Come on." "what do I say?" "I say, "Arney Bragg, again?"" "Arney Bragg, again?" " Were you in the service, Ed?" " No, Dave, I wasn't." "Ed was 4-f on account of his fallen arches." "That's tough." "That's..." "That's tough." "Yeah, I guess Doris liked all that he-man stuff." "Sometimes I had the feeling that" "She and Big Dave were a lot closer than they let on." "The signs were all there, plain enough." "Not that I was gonna prance about it, mind you." "It's a free country." "Holdin' down the porch area, Ed?" " That's some wife you got there." " Yeah." "She's a rare one." "So, how's business, Dave?" "Oh, uh, couldn't be better." "These are boom times in retailing', Ed." "We're opening' another store over there on carson," "Big Dave's annex." "Now, this is strictly haberdashery." "It's casual wear, pajamas, ladies' undergarments and foundations," "That type of thing." "As a matter of fact, I'm thinkin' of makin' Doris the comptroller." "Listen, when the annex opens up, you gotta stop by." "Maybe we can update your suit a little bit, huh?" "Course, you're in the smock all day." "Where do you get those things, anyway?" "Specialty store down in Sacramento." "You tie your own flies." "I mean, if you're really serious, you tie your own flies." "You do, uh..." "I know." "It's meticulous." "I know." "People say, hey, you can buy flies at the store." "The point is, there's a certain art to the process." "The point is not merely to provide." "Let me point out, these fish are not as dumb as you might think." "Sure." "Go to the store." "Describe to the man where you will be fishing and for what," "And then you might as well have the man sell you the goddamned fish, Ed." "My point is," "This is a man who knows nothing, no matter how much you tell him." " So sell him the goddamned fish, Ed." " Yeah." "Okay." "Who gets the privilege?" "We're just closing, friend." "Oh, happy days." "I wish I was doing well enough to turn away business." "What's the problem, friend?" "this is a business establishment with posted hours." "More power to ya, brother." "The public be damned." "Hey..." "I'll take care of him." "you go ahead, Frank." "Have a seat, mister." " You sure, Eddie?" " Yeah, yeah, go ahead." "In your ear, mister." "Oh, those fiery Mediterraneans." "Uh, say, uh, not so fast there, brother." "Pretty good, eh?" "Fools even the experts." "One hundred percent human hair." "Handcrafted by Jacques" "Of San Francisco." "I'd hate to have to tell you what I paid for it." "Yeah, it's a nice rug." "I'm payin' it down on the installment plan." "A lot of folks live with the pate exposed." "They say the dames think it's sexy," "But for my money it's just not good grooming'." "And grooming' my friend, is probably the most important thing in business." "After personality, of course." "Creighton Tolliver." "Pleased to know ya." "Ed Crane." "So, what brings you to Santa Rosa?" "A goose, my friend." "I was chasin' a wild goose." "Ed, have you ever heard of venture capital?" "Risk money." "very speculative." "Except that in certain situations it's not, see." "I thought I had a prospect here" "Well, I make the haul up..." "And this lousy so-and-so tells me..." "That the situation has changed." "All of his capital's tied up in expansion plans of his own." "Thank you mother." "Pop goes another bubble." "It's only the biggest business opportunity since Henry Ford," "And I can't seem to interest a soul." "Is that right?" "It's called dry cleaning." "You heard me right, brother." "dry cleaning." "Wash without water." "No suds." "No tumple." "No stress on the clothes." "It's all done with chemicals, friend." "And here's the capper..." "No shrinkage." "That's right." "Dry cleaning." "All I need is $10,000 to open up the first store." "Then I use its cash flow to finance another, and so on," "Leapfrog, bootstrap myself to a whole chain." "Well, me and a partner." "Cleanliness, friend." "There's money in it." "there's a future." "There's room to grow." "Say, that looks pretty good." "Let's see it with the hairpiece on." "Dry cleaning." "Was I crazy to be thinking about it?" "Was he a huckster or an opportunity, the real Mccoy?" "My first instinct was no, no, the whole idea was nuts." "But maybe that was the instinct that kept me locked in the barber shop," "Nose against the exit afraid to try turning the knob." " Honey?" " Hmm?" "Shave my legs, will ya?" "What if I could get the money?" "It was clean." "No water." "Chemicals." "Gimme a drag." "Love ya, honey." "What you..." "uh, come in." "Okay, yeah." "I'll see you tomorrow." "Oh." "I thought you were the porter." "Can I help ya?" "I'm Ed." "Ed Crane." "Um, I cut your hair today." "I'm the barber." "Jesus, yeah." "The barber." "I didn't recognize you without the smock." "Did I leave somethin' at the shop?" "No." "No, it's nothing like that." "Um, l-I might be interested in that business proposition." "You got the dough?" "Well, I can get it." "Come in." "Come in!" "Sit down over there." " Coffee?" " No." "Well, sit down, make yourself comfortable." "So tell me..." "Other than putting up the money, uh, exactly what would you want the partner to, uh..." "Do?" "Hell, nothin'." "You're gonna want to keep tabs on your investment, The running of the business, but I'm looking for a silent partner." "I've done the research, I've contacted the vendors." "The deal is set." "Disappear, if you'd like." "Check in whenever you want." "I want the dough." "I don't take attendance." "And how do we share the..." "Fifty-fifty, straight down the line." "You and me." "Finance and expertise." "So you got the dough then, do ya?" "I can have it in a week." "The barber..." "Well, I thought this trip was gonna be a bust." "Just shows to go ya, when one door slams shut," "Another one opens." "Here's to you, uh..." "Was that a pass?" "Maybe." "Well, you're out of line, mister" "Not a problem." "Way out of line." "Right." "Strictly business." "Okay." "I sent it to Dave the next morning." "Then I waited." " Frank?" " Huh?" "This hair." "Yeah?" "You ever wonder about it?" "What do you mean?" "I don't know." "How it keeps on coming." "It just keeps growing." "Yeah." "Lucky for us, huh, pal?" "No, I mean," "It keeps growing," "And it's part of us." "And then we cut it off and throw it away." "Come on, Eddie." "You're gonna scare the kid." "Okay, bud, you're through." "I'm gonna take this hair and throw it out in the dirt." "What?" "I'm gonna mingle it with common house dirt." "What the hell are you talking about?" "I don't know." "Skip it." "Ed, gimme a zip." "Where you going?" "Us." "The party at Nirdlingers." "I told you last week." "The Christmas push." "Come on, get ready." "It's important." "Nah, you go ahead." "I'm not big on parties." "Oh, don't be a grump." "Gimme a zip." "Hey, uh, ain't you in ladies' wear?" "Huh?" "Haven't I seen you up in ladies' wear?" "I don't work here." "My wife does" "Uh-huh." "Whew." "That's some beat, huh?" "Yeah." "Lucky for us, huh, pal?" "Check out the rack on that broad in the angora." "Ed, can I talk to you?" "Sure." "Come in." "Oh, sit down." "Souvenired it off a jap in New Guinea." "Guess you're, uh, wonderin' what Doris was so hot about." "Havanas." "My private stock." "Romeo and Juliet." "Ed, I..." "What is it, Dave?" "Ed, I've been weak." "I've been weak." "The, uh..." "You're gonna burn yourself." "Thanks." "I, uh..." "Oh, Jesus." "I've been carryin' on with a married woman." "No one you know." "And now the, uh," "The chickens are comin' home to roost." "I got a note." "A blackmail note, you know." "Come across, or everybody knows." "I guess you know what that would do to me." "I guess that would be pretty awkward." "Awkward?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Ann would throw me right out on my keister." "I mean, it's her st..." "It's her family's store, Ed." "It's her store." "I serve at the indulgence of the goddamn ownership." "The lady's husband would know." " How much do they want, Dave?" " Ten thousand dollars." "I don't know what to do, Ed." "I don't know what I can do." "You know," "I know who the son of a bitch is." "You know... who who is?" "The son of a bitch." "The blackmailer." "I know who he is." "It's no one you know." "It's a businessman from Sacramento." "A goddamn pansy, Ed." "Tryin' to rope me into some crackpot scheme." "I heard him out, then I told him to go to hell." "The very next day the very next day I get a note, the blackmail note," "Asking me for the same amout of money he asked me for." "The very next day." "Ten thousand dollars." "How did he know that you were seein' the woman?" "He stayed at the hotel that I went to with the, uh, lady in question." "He must've seen us." "Oh, Jesus." "I don't know what to do." "I don't know what to do." "I don't know what to do." "Why don't you just pay him." "Dave?" "Cause that's my capitalization on the annex." "That's my operation." "Christ almighty, Ed." "That's what I just talkin' to Doris about down there" "A way to get the money from the store that we could hide from Ann." "Doris, she was, she was pretty hot about that, god bless her." "Embezzlin', Ed." "Embezzlin' from my own goddamn wife." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "It's okay." "In a way, I felt bad for Big Dave." "I knew that ten grand was going to pinch him where it hurt," "But Doris was two-timing me" "And I guess somewhere that pinched a little too." "That was pretty." "Did you make that up?" "Oh, no." "No, that was written by Ludwig Van Beethoven." "Well, it was quite something." "Yeah, he wrote some beautiful piano sonatas." "That was really something." "I'm Ed Crane." "I know who you are, Mr. Crane." "My father used to take me with him when he went to get his hair cut." "Walter Abundas?" "Oh, yeah, sure." "Walter." "Yeah, I'm Rachel Abundas." "But everyone call me Birdy." "I'm sorry." "I just didn't remember." "Oh, no, it's okay." "You can't expect to remember every skinny girl who comes in with her dad." "So you don't, uh, like that music out there?" "Not really." "I'm not big on music, ordinarily." "Ed." "What a knucklehead." " Who?" " Dave." "Why's that?" "Money problems." "He's thinking about canceling the annex." "So?" "That means I don't run Nirdlingers." "What a knucklehead." "Big Dave did it, though." "I sent a note telling him where to drop the money." "And he did." "He came across." "Yeah." "Good!" "How are ya?" "Come in." "I got everything organized." "How you doin'?" "You got a check?" " Cash." " Cash?" "Usually these kinds of things are done with a bank draft," "But cash, that's fine." "It's all the same in the end." "Dough is dough, huh?" "Whoa, nellie." "I got the paperwork here." "Partnership papers." "They reflect our agreement." "Fifty-fifty on the net." "I provide professional services, you provide the capital." "I'm gonna give you a receipt on the dough here." "Uh, pretty straightforward." " I don't know whether you wanna show it to a lawyer" " No, that's okay." "Yeah." "Screw 'em, right?" "Pay them to tangle it up, then you have to pay them to untangle them." "What's the point?" "You just give me a second," "I'll give you a receipt on the..." "Whoa, nellie." "Okay, one thing we didn't talk about was," "I am thinking about, uh, calling the place Tolliver's." "After me, you know." "I didn't think you were, uh, much interested in, uh..." " That's fine." " Yeah, that's good." "Good, good." "Now, ready?" "One second and I will..." "Okay, that's it." "As per our discussion." "All right, there it is," "Writ large in legal escritoire." " And the, uh..." " Say, Creighton." "You're not gonna screw me on this." "Screw you?" "Jesus." "Take it to a lawyer." "No, I insist!" "I insist!" "This is dry cleaning." "This is not some fly-by-night thing here." "Oh, I'll tell you," "I have been 13 years as an entrepreneur, and I have never..." " It's okay." " Nobody's ever questioned me..." "Hey, you want the dough back?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Do you know who you're talkin' to here?" "Do you know who I am?" "Do you have any idea who..." "It's okay." "So, Tolliver's is okay, then?" "The next day was Saturday." "We were going to a reception for Doris's cousin Gina..." "Who just married a wop vendor out near Modesto." "Doris didn't much feel like going, and I didn't either." "But like she said, we had a commitment." "I hate wops." "What's so goddamn strange about that?" "I didn't say a word." "You didn't have to grow up with them." "Family." "Ed!" "Uncle Ed!" "He's riding Garibaldi!" "Uncle Frankie's riding Garibaldi!" "That was when she started drinking." "Doris." "Doris!" "You been okay?" "Mmm." "Yeah." "How you doing, Costanza?" "Oh, you know." "Still got my health." "And." "Uh, how you been, uh..." " Ed." " Ed." "He's a barber, right?" "It's a good trade." "So, how come you got no kids, huh?" "No, come on, kids!" "l-I just ate lunch!" "I couldn't eat another thing." "Oh, n..." "Anthony!" "Anthony, it's you!" "Okay, kids." "Ready?" "And..." "Congratulations." "Gina." "It's so goddamn wonderful." "Life is just so goddamn wonderful, You almost won't believe it." " It's just a bowl of goddamn cherries." " Let' go." "Sure." "Congratulations on your goddamn cherries!" "Let go of my goddamn elbow!" "I never wanna see another blueberry pie." "I never even wanna hear those words." "Don't say those words, Ed." "Don't say those words." "I'd met Doris blind on a double date..." "With a loudmouthed buddy of mine who was seeing a friend of hers from work." "We went to a movie." "Doris had a flask." "Boy, she could put it away." "At the end of the night, she said she liked that I didn't talk much." "It was only a couple weeks later she suggested we get married." "Yeah." "Ed, it's Big Dave." "I gotta talk to you." "What?" "Now?" "Yeah." "It's important." "But it-it's..." "Please, Ed." "Your place?" "I'm at the store." "Let yourself in." "Dave?" "I'm ruined." "They've ruined me." "This money." "No annex." "I'm all shot to hell." "So, you paid the guy?" "What kind of man are you?" "What kind of man..." "Are you?" "I mean, I'd understand if you came in here and..." "Socked me in the nose, whatever." "I deserve it." "I'm not proud of what I did." "But you." "Yeah, I paid up." "As you well know." "But then I went and found the pansy." "Oh, you got nothin' to say, huh?" "Well, you know the story." "I didn't." "I had to beat it out of the pansy." "I'm all shot to hell." "Well, Dave, uh..." "It was only a couple weeks later she suggested we get married." "I said, "Don't you want to get to know me more?"" "She said, "Why?" "Does it get better?"" "She looked at me like I was a dope," "Which I never really minded from her." "And she had a point, I guess." "We knew each other as well then as now." "Anyway, well enough." "Holy, moley, do I got a headache." " How are you today, Ed?" " Okay." " You don't got a headache?" " No." "Damn, I got a headache to beat the band." "Did you pump it?" "You can't pump it." "That'll just flood it." "No, no, no, you gotta pump it." "You can't just hold it down." "I mean that'll flood it." "You crazy?" "You pump it." "You can't hold it down." " Just turn the key." " Not when it's cold." "Well, if it's cold, choke it." "And pump it." "How many time?" "Ed Crane?" "I'm Crane." " Come on outside." " Sure." "I'm officer Persky." "This is Krebs." "Well, we goin'?" "Cigarette?" "Right." "Pete's got some news for ya." "Look, pal, um," "It's a tough break, but, um," "Well, damn it, your wife's been pinched." "They sent us around to tell you." "They sent us around to tell you." "We pulled the detail." "My wife?" "Yeah, they brung her down to county jail." "Homicide." "Well, embezzlement..." "And homicide." "Guy named David Brewster." "He's the guy she..." "H-He's the decedent." "I don't understand." "He's the dead guy." "Yeah, it's a tough break." "Visiting ends at 5:00." "Oh, uh, missed it today, but, uh," "You can go see her tomorrow." "Sorry, pal." "They sent us to tell ya." "Crab detail." " Hello, Walter." " Hello, Ed." "Thanks." "Thanks for seeing' me at home." "Oh, hell." "Want a drink?" "Uh, no, thanks." "You sure you don't need one?" "I'm fine." " Boy." " Yeah." "Jesus." "So, uh, What do I, uh..." "Of course, uh, I, uh..." "It's out of my league." "No, I... no, l-I do probate and real estate..." "And title search." "I'd be absolutely worthless, somethin' like this." "Absolutely worthless." "Excuse me." "I just finished dinner." "Frankly, Doris'd be better off with the county defender." " He a good man?" " Bert's okay." "Yeah, he..." "he's a good man." "Listen." "I won't kid you, Ed." "Uh, there's nobody around here has any experience with this kind of thing." "I hear they're bringing a prosecutor up." "From, uh, Sacramento." "It's a capital offense." "They're taking it seriously." " So..." " They're taking it seriously." "So, what-what, uh..." "Do you want any more coffee, dad?" "Oh, hi, Mr. Crane." "Hello, Rachel." "I was so sorry to hear." "Yeah, thanks." " Coffee, Ed?" " No, thanks." " Ah, no, thanks, honey." "We're..." " Okay, dad." "It was good to see you again, Mr. Crane." "Damn." "A good kid." "Jesus..." "Who do you think?" "Lloyd Garroway in San Francisco." "Probity." "You know, nobody ever said anything iffy about Lloyd Garroway." "He's conservative." "Jury might like that." "Might like that here." "Probity." "So, he's, uh, the best man for..." "No." "The best, the money-is-no-object best, any lawyer'll tell you, is Freddy Riedenschneider from..." "Sacramento." "I don't know how you're fixed for money." " But he's..." " The best." "The best, yeah." "Riedenschneider." "No question about it." "Honey." "I brought your makeup." "Glasses." "What happened to you?" "I don't know what's goin' on..." "I..." "I don't know what happened to Big Dave." "I know some of it." "Irregullarities in the books, they said." "Can I explain it?" "You don't have to explain anything." "I did help him cook the books, Ed." "I did do that." "Should I..." "Should I tell you why I changed the books?" "You don't have to tell me anything." "No, no, no!" "Jesus Christ!" "My books used to be perfect." "Anyone could open 'em up and make sense of the whole goddamn store." "I knew we'd pay for it." "I don't care what it costs!" "This is when you come together." "Well, that's awfully generous of you, Frank." "The hell with it." "The hell with it, Eddie." "This is when you come together." "This is family." "They're just people like you and me, Ed." "Remember that." "Just people." "They gotta put up the big front so that people will trust 'em with their money." "This is why the big lobby, Ed." "But they put their pants on one leg at a time just like you and me." "They, too, use the toilet, Ed, in spite of appearances." "And their money will be secured by the barber shop." "A rock." "A rock, the barber shop." "Mr. Raffo." "Yes, sir?" "Could you come with me, please?" "Sure." "Can Ed come too?" "Mister..." "Crane." "Ed Crane." "You also have an interest in the securing porperty?" "He's a barber." " Second chair." " Not an owner." "No, he's, uh, family." "He's my brother-in-law." "It would be best if he waited here." "The barber shop." "Doris and Frank's father had worked 30 years to own it free and clear." "Now it got signed over to the bank, and the bank signed some over to Frank." "And Frank signed the money to Freddy Riedenschneider." "Who got into town two days later..." "And told me to meet him at Da Vinci's for lunch." "Not fried, poached." "Three of 'em for two minutes." "Strip steak, medium rare, flapjacks, potatoes, tomato juice..." "And plenty of hot coffee." " You have any Prairie Oysters?" " No, sir." "Then bring me a fruit cocktail while I wait." " You're Crane?" " Yeah." "Barber, right?" "I'm Freddy Riedenschneider." "Hungry?" "Uh, not really." "They tell me the chow's okay here." "I made some inquiries." "Look, I don't want to waste your time, so I'll eat while we talk." "Do you mind?" "You don't mind." "While I'm in town I'm staying at the Hotel Metropole." "Turandot Suite." "Yeah, it's goofy." "They named their suites after operas." "Room's okay, though." "I poked around." "I'm having 'em hold it for me." "I'll be back and forth." "So, in addition to my retainer, you're paying hotel," "Living expenses, secretarial," "Private eye, if we need to make inquiries, head shrinker, should we go that way." "We'll talk about appeals if, as and when." " For now, has she confessed?" " No, of course not." "She didn't do it." "Good." "That helps." "Not that she didn't do it That she didn't confess." "Course, There's ways to deal with a confession, but that's one less thing to think about." "Now, interview." "I'm seeing her tomorrow." "You sholud be there 3:00." "One more thing." "you keep your mouth shut." "I get the lay of the land, I tell you what to say." "No talking out of school." "What's out of school?" "Everything's out of school." "I do the talking." "You keep your trap shut." "I'm an attorney." "You're a barber." "You don't know anything." "Okay." "Good." "Any questions, give me a ring." "Turandot suite." "If I'm out, leave a message." "Sure you don't want anything?" "No?" "Okay." "You're okay, pal." "You're okay, she's okay, everything's gonna be hunky..." "And the..." "and the flapjacks, honey." "There they were," "All going about their business." "It seem like I knew a secret," "A bigger one, even, than what had really happened to Big Dave," "Something none of them knew." "Like I had made it to the outside somehow," "And they were all still struggling way down below." "Ann." "Hello, Ed." "Would you like to come in, Ann?" "No." "No, it's very late." "I'm so sorry about your loss." "Course you know that Doris had nothing to do with it." "Nothing at all." "I know." "Don't worry, Ed." "I came to tell you..." "And you should tell Doris..." "Yeah?" "You know how Big Dave loved camping and the out of doors?" "Yeah." "We went camping last summer in Eugene, Oregon." "Outside Eugene, Ed." "Yeah?" "At night there were lights." "We both saw them." "We never told anyone outside of our official report," "Our report to the government." "There was a spacecraft." "I saw the creatures." "They led Big Dave onto the craft." "He never told anyone what they did." "Ann, would you like to..." "I cannot repeat it to you, but this thing goes deep, Ed." "It goes deep and involves the government." "This was not your wife." "There's a great deal of fear." "You know how certain circles would-would find it," "The knowledge, a threat." "They-they try to limit it, and..." "Ann, would you like to come in," "Sit down?" "Maybe have a drink." "Sometimes knowledge is a curse, Ed." "After this happened," "Things changed." "Big Dave..." "He never touched me again." "Tell Doris not to worry." "I know it wasn't her." "Perhaps this will bring it out" "Finally." "Perhaps now it will all come out." "It stinks." "But it's true." "I don't care it's true, it's not true." "It stinks." "You say he was being blackmailed?" "By who?" "You don't know." "For having an affair." "With who?" "You don't know." "Did anyone else know about it?" "Probably not." "You don't know." "I knew about it." "Big Dave told me about it..." "And the spot he was putting himself in by getting the money." "Terrific!" "Your husband backs you up." "That's terrific." "I know it wasn't her." "Perhaps this will bring it out" "Finally." "Perhaps now it will all come out." "It stinks." "But it's true." "I don't care it's true, it's not true." "It stinks." "You say he was being blackmailed?" "By who?" "You don't know." "For having an affair." "With who?" "You don't know." "Did anyone else know about it?" "Probably not." "You don't know." "I knew about it." "Big Dave told me about it..." "And the spot he was putting himself in by getting the money." "Terrific!" "Your husband backs you up." "That's terrific." "Come on, you gotta give me something to work with." "Freddy Riedenschneider is good, but he's not a magician." "He can't just wave his little wand in the air to make a plausible defense materialize." "Look at what the other side is gonna run at us." "They got the company books prepared by you," "Cooked by you." "That's motive." "They got a murder scene you had access to." "That's opportunity." "They got that little trimmer thing he was stabbed in the throat with." " A dame's weapon." " It was Big Dave's." "Don't interrupt me." "That's means." "They got a fine, upstanding pillar of the business community as a victim," "And then they got you," "A disgruntled, number-juggling underling," "Who on the day in question was drunk as a skunk..." "And whose alibi for the time in question is being passed out at home, alone." "I was with her." "Like I say," "It stinks." "I killed him." "Okay." "You killed him." "Okay, we forget the blackmail thing." "You killed him." "How come?" "He and Doris, uh, were having an affair." "Okay." "How did you know?" "I just knew." "A husband knows." "Will anyone else say they knew?" "And don't say your wife." "I don't know." "I don't think so." "How did you get into the store?" "I took Doris's keys." "Will anyone say they saw you there, on your way there, in there, on your way back?" "I don't think so." "Will anyone corroborate any goddamn part of your story at all?" "Oh, come on!" "People, you can't help each other like that." "Let's be realistic, now." "Let's look at our options." "Well, frankly, I don't see any options." "Look, I cannot present story "A." I cannot present story "B."" "I could plead you for a nutcase, but you look too composed." "I could offer a guilty plea, and in return they don't give you the juice," "But I don't think you want to spend the rest of your life in chino." "I know you didn't hire Freddy Riedenschneider" "To hold your hand at a sentencing hearing." "You could have gotten Lloyd Garroway for that." "No, no, no, no." "We're not giving up yet." "You hired Freddy Riedenschneider, It means you're not throwing in the towel." "I litigate." "I don't capitulate." "All right." "No options?" "We gotta think." "All right." "We go back to the blackmail thing." "Yeah, it titillates." "It's open-ended, and it makes him the bad guy." "You dig around, you never know." "Something unsavory from his past." "He approaches you to help him with the money, his past comes back to haunt him." "Who's to say?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Forget the jealous husband thing." "That's just silly." "We're going with the blackmail." "I'll be in touch." "I'm comin' out!" "Of course there was one person who could confirm Doris's story," "Or plenty of it." "The dry-cleaning pansy." "But he'd left the hotel, skipped out on his bill." "He'd also disappeared from the residence he gave me," "Owing two months'rent." "How could I have been so stupid?" "Handing over $10,000 for a piece of paper." "And the man gone, like a ghost." "Disappeared into thin air vaporized like the nips at Nagasaki." "Gone now." "All gone." "The money gone, Big Dave gone," "Doris going." "How could I have been so stupid?" "Sooner or later, everyone needs a haircut." "We were working for the bank now." "We kept cutting the hair, trying to stay afloat," "Make the payments, tread the water day by day," "Day by day." "Most people think someone's accused of a crime," "They haul 'em in and bring 'em to trial, But it's not like that." "It's not that fast." "The wheels of justice turn slow." "They have the arraignment, then the indictment," "And they entertain motions to dismiss and postpone and change the venue..." "And alter this and that and the other." "They impanel a jury, which bring more motions." "Then they set a trial date, and then they change the date." "And then, often as not, they'll change it again." "Not guilty, your honor." "And through all of it, we cut the hair." "Meantime, Freddy Riedenschneider slept at the Metropole..." "And shoveled it in at Da Vinci's." "He'd brought in a private investigator from Sacramento..." "To nose around into Big Dave's past." "I found myself, more and more, going over to the Abundas's." "It was a routine we fell into most every evening." "I even went when Walter was away on his research trips." "He was a genealogist," "Had traced back his side of the family seven generations," "His late wife's eight." "It seemed like a screwy hobby," "But then maybe all hobbies are." "Maybe Walter found something there in the old county courthouses," "Hospital file rooms," "City archives, property rolls," "Registries." "Something maybe like what I found listening to Birdy play." "Some kind of escape." "Some kind of peace." "They got this guy in Germany." "Fritz something or other." "Or is it..." "Maybe it's Werner." "Anyway..." "He's got this theory." "You want to test something, you know, scientifically..." "How the planet go 'round the sun," "What sunspots are made of," "Why the water comes out of the tap..." "Well, you gotta look at it." "But sometimes you look at it..." "Your looking changes it." "You can't know the reality of what happened," "Or what would have happened," "If you hadn't stuck in your own goddamn schnozz." "So there is no "What happened."" "Looking at something..." "Changes it." "They call it the uncertainty principle." "Sure, it sound screwy, but even Einstein says the guy's onto something." "Science." "Perception." "Reality." "Doubt." "Reasonable... doubt." "I'm saying that sometimes the more you look, the less you really know." "It's a fact, a proved fact." "In..." "In a way," "It's the only fact there is." "This Heinie even wrote it out in numbers." "Burns?" "Subject:" "David Allen Brewster," "Born Brooklyn, 1 91 1." "Subject educated public schools." "One year case western university." "Flunks out." "1 931, Retail appliance salesman in Barnhoff's department store, Cincinnati." "1 933, Meets Ann Nirdlinger." "They marry that year." "1 935, Arrested on assault complaint." "Complainant has a broken nose, couple of broken ribs." "'36, Another assault beef at a bar room altercation." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Couple of fistfights, right?" "Go to his service record." "Inducted march 15, 1 942." "Served in a clerical capacity in the U.S. Naval shipyards at San Diego." "One fistfight, broken up by the M.P.S." "No court-martial." "Honorable discharge, may 8, 1 945." " Since then, he's been clean." " Thank you, Barns." "Get lost." "So?" "So?" "This could be your Dolly's ticket out of the death house." "So!" "I don't get it." "Look, chump." "This is a guy, from what I understand, told everybody he was a war hero, right?" "Island-hopping," "Practically liberated, the pacific all by himself," "With a knife in one hand, a gun in the other," "And 20 yards of jap guts between his teeth." "and now it turns out this dope spent the war sitting on his ass..." "In some boat yard in San Diego." "You asked for blackmail." "Mr. Hail-fellow-well-met, about to open his own business here," "Has been lying to everybody in this town for the last four years," "Probably including half the people sitting on that jury." "Well, it finally caught up with him." "Somebody knew his dirty little secret, just like your wife says." "They called, they demanded money." "Did Big Dave say he'd recently heard from an old friend?" "Did Big Dave mention it was something about his war service?" "I don't know." "I wasn't there." "You have to tell us." "Maybe he specified, maybe he didn't." "I'm not putting words in your mouth, no." "But the point is that this liar, this cynical manipulator," "Turns to you to help him out of his jam." "Fat-assed son of a bitch." " So who... who actually..." " Who?" "Who?" "I don't know who." "But the point is that if Mr. Prosecutor over there..." "Had devoted half the time he's spent persecuting this woman..." "To even the most cursory investigation of this schmo's past," "Then we might know who." "But we can't know who." "We can't know what really happened." "Because the more you look, the less you know." "But the beauty of it is..." "We don't gotta know." "We just gotta show that, god damn it, they don't know." "Because of Fritz, or Werner, whatever the hell his name is." "Freddy Riedenschneider sees daylight." "We got a real shot at this, folks." "Let's not get cocky." "Comin' out!" "Big Dave." "What a dope." "So maybe Riedenschneider could fix it for Doris." "Maybe it would all work out." "And I thought," "I hoped," "That maybe there was a way out for me as well." "He was deaf when he wrote this." "Who?" "Beethoven." "He created it, but he never actually heard it." "I guess he just heard it all in his head somehow." "The girl had talent." "Anyone could see that." "And she wasn't some fly-by-nighter." "She was just a good, clean kid." "If she was going to have a career, she'd need a responsible adult..." "Looking out for her," "Some kind of manager." "She'd have contracts to look at, be going out on tours," "Playing on the radio, maybe." "I could help her sort through all that without charging her an arm and a leg." "Just enough to get by." "Then I could be with her," "Enough to keep myself feeling okay." "Why couldn't that work?" "Why not?" " Hi, Mr. Crane." " Hello, Birdy." "I thought that was real good." "Yeah, I messed up a little bit on the, um, on the agitato," "But if nobody noticed, then it's okay." "Oh, this is, um, a friend of mine." "Tony, um, Mr. Crane." "Hello, Tony." "Hello, sir." "Congratulations." "Think I'll be getting home now." "It was..." "nice to meet you, sir." "You too, Tony." "Why couldn't it work?" "Anyway, that's what I was thinking in the days leading up to the trial." "It seemed like once that was over, I'd be ready for a new start." "Freddy Riedenschneider was busy preparing." "He was very optimistic." "And finally it came..." "the first day of the trial," "What Riedenschneider called 'The big show. "" "Where's the judge?" "How come there's no judge?" "Where's the judge, Ed?" "Riedenschneider." "How come the judge doesn't come out?" "The judge comes in last." "He'll come in when Doris gets here." "So where's Doris?" "I thought we started at 10:00." "Hey, Riedenschneider." "Where's Doris?" "She's late." "Late?" "How can she be late?" "She's in prison, Ed." "None of us are in prison." "And yet we're not late." "We're on time, Ed." "How can Doris be late?" "What, they don't have wake-up calls?" " All rise." " No, no." "Counselors." "What's going on, Ed?" "I thought there would be arguments," "The bailiff and so forth." "Ed, what is this?" "Is this procedure?" "In the matter of the people v. Doris Crane," "Case number SR-87249," "Cause now pending is hereby dismissed..." "I don't understand it." "Had a real shot at this." "I could've won this thing." "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury," "Your service is no longer needed..." "And you are now discharge." "she's hanged herself." "I'd brought her a dress to wear to court, and she'd used the belt." "At first I thought she'd figured out somehow how I fit into it..." "And couldn't stand it, couldn't stand knowing." "But that wasn't it, I'd find out later." "For now, everything just seemed ruined." "Freddy Riedenschneider went back to Sacramento," "Still shaking his head, saying it was the biggest disappointment" "Of his professional career." "Frankie fell to pieces." "I suspect he was drinking." "Anyway, he stopped coming in to work." "That left me to keep the place going, or the bank would've taken it." "I was the principal barber now." "I hired a new man for the second chair." "I'd hired the guy who did the least gabbing whie he came in for an interview," "But I guess the new man had only kept quiet because he was nervous." "Once he had the job, he talked from the minute I opened the shop in the morning..." "Until I locked up at night." "For all I know, he talked to himself on the way home." "When I walked home, it seemed like everyone avoided looking at me," "As if I'd caught some disease." "This thing with Doris, nobody wanted to talk about it." "It was like I was a ghost walking down the street." "And when I got home now," "The place felt empty." "I sat in the house," "But there was nobody there." "I was a ghost." "I didn't see anyone." "No one saw me." "I was the barber." "Some bacon and potatoes, which are supposed to come with it." "So I pay for it, and I put the change in my pocket without really looking..." "'Cause, gosh, who looks at the change when you eat there every day?" "Two blocks later I look at the change she gave me." "Golly, I'm two bits short." "So I walk back over to Linton's, find this gal, big argument." "She doesn't even recall the transaction." "Doesn't recall the transaction." "No recollections." "So I said, "Look, dear." "Go ahead." "Look at the menu."" "If you're in before 6:00, it's the whatchamacallit..." " The early bird special." " Yeah, the early riser." "Crane?" "I'm Crane." "My name's Diedrickson, county medical examiner." "Yeah?" "I just came by for an informal chat." "Why don't I buy you a drink?" "Rye." "Just coffee." "You sure you don't want something stiffer?" "Coffee it is." "County M.E. does an autopsy on anyone who dies in custody." "I don't know if you knew that." "It's routine." "Doesn't become a matter of public record unless there's been foul play." "However," "I don't think I'm prohibited from telling you this." "Of course, I'm not obliged to either." "I just don't know." "But if I were the man," "I'd want to be told." "Told what?" "I'm not here to add to your..." "Thanks." "Your wife was pregnant." "First trimester." "There it is." "I'm sorry." "Hell, I hope I've done the right thing." "My wife and I had not performed the sex act in many years." "Well," "That's really none of my business." "I'm sorry." "There it is." "Good luck, Crane." "Doris and I had never really talked much." "I don't think that's a bad thing necessarily." "But it is funny." "Now I wanted to talk." "Now, with everyone gone," "I was alone with secrets I didn't want..." "And no one to tell 'em to anyway." "I went to see a woman who was supposed to have powers in communicating..." "With those who had "Passed across", as she called it." "She said that people who had passed across were picky about" "Who they'd communicate with." "Not like most people you run into on this side." "So you needed a guide, someone with a gift for talking to souls." "Give me your hand." "Well, first she told me that my wife was in a peachful place," "That our souls were still connected," "That she'd never stopped loving me..." "Even though she'd done some things she wasn't proud of." "Man, she was reading me like a book." "She was a phony, just another gabber." "I was turning into Ann Nirdlinger," "Big Dave's wife" "I had to turn my back on the old lady," "On the veils, on the ghosts," "On the dead," "Before they all sucked me in." "Ed?" "How are you holding up?" "Okay, Walter." "Thanks." "I, uh..." "I was so damn sorry to hear about your loss." "A terrible thing." "It's just damn terrible." "Uh, Birdy's upstairs." "I'm on long-distance, so..." "Sure, Walter." "Hello, Birdy." "Hi, Mr. Crane." "We haven't seen you since..." "We've certainly missed you." "Birdy, I've been doing a lot of thinking." "There are a lot of things that haven't worked out for me." "Life has dealt me some bum cards." "Or maybe I just haven't played them right." "Pop doesn't like people smoking in here." "I'm sorry." "Well, sometimes I have a cigarette when he's away, but never when he's home." "He can smell it a mile off." "Well, sure." "It's his house." "That's what he keeps telling me." "Anyway, my point is you're young," "A kid, really, your whole life ahead of you." "But it's not too soon to start making opportunities for yourself..." "Before it all washes away." "Yeah, I guess." "Pop says so too." "You know, I work pretty hard at school." "That's swell." "However, the music, if you want to pursue it..." "The lessons from Mrs. Swan, they'll only take you so far." "There's this guy in San Francisco." "I've made inquiries." "Everybody says he's the best." "Trained people who've gone on to big concert careers in symphony orchestras, the works." "His name is Jacques..." "Carcanogues." "I'm not sure I'm pronouncing it right." "Anyway, he's a frenchman." " Oh, boy." "A frenchman, huh?" " You've got talent." "Anybody can see that." "And he's the best." "If he sees a student that he thinks has talent," "He takes them on for next to nothing." "So you're a cinch to be accepted." "I could cover the costs of the lessons." "Like I said, it's pretty modest." " Oh, Jeez, Mr. Crane." " No, I have to do it." "I can't stand by and watch any more things go down the drain." "You're young." "You don't understand." "Well, Jeez, Mr. Crane." "I hadn't really thought about a career or stuff." "Well, I know you haven't." "Look, just go see him as a favor to me." "I talked to this guy." "He loosened up a little bit when I told him how talented you were." "He's agreed to see you this Saturday." "He said, uh, maybe you're a diamond in the rough." "His words." "Jeez, I don't know, Mr. Crane." "Just go see him as a favor to me." "You are the father?" "No, I'm her..." "I'm a family friend." "I am Carcanogues." "You will wait, my dear." "I speak with you on the phone, no?" "You have a special interest in music?" "A music lover, alors." "Um, I don't pretend to be an expert." "How did she do?" "She seemed like a very nice girl." "She play, monsieur," "Like a very nice girl." "Stinks." "Nice girl," "However, stinks." "Well, I don't understand." "Is not so hard to understand." "Her playing, uh, very polite." "Did she make mistakes?" "Mistake?" "No." "It say "E-flat," she play E-flat." "Ping, ping." "She play the right note always." "Well, I don't understand." "No mistakes?" "Look, she's just a kid." "I thought you taught these kids to..." "No, no, no, monsieur." "That is what I cannot teach her, huh?" "I cannot teach her to have the soul." "Hmm, voyez, monsieur." "Look." "To play the piano is not about the fingers." "We make with the fingers." "But the music, monsieur, she come from L'interieur, from inside, huh?" "The music," "She starts here." "she come out through here." "Hmm?" "Then perhaps," "Perhaps," "She can go here." "Like I said, I'm not an expert." "So you can listen to me, for I am expert." "Voyez, monsieur." "This girl, nice girl." "Very clever hands." "Nice girl." "I think, uh, perhaps some day..." "She can make very good typist, huh?" "Voila." " I stank, didn't I?" " He didn't say that." "No, but more or less." "I'm no expert," "But there must be a dozen teachers better than this clown." " No, look, really..." " More qualified." "Goddamn phony." "Really, it's okay." "I'm not interested in playing music pofessionally." "You know, I'm not sure I want a career at all," "And if I did, I'd probably be a veterinarian." " Veterinarian." " Yeah." "But l-I do appreciate your interest." "It was nothing." "I wish I'd played better for you 'cause I know it would've made you real happy." "You know what you are?" "What?" "You're an enthusiast." "Yeah, maybe." "You know, I really do appreciate the interest you've taken." "I just wanted to make you happy." "No, it's really okay." "I wanna do it." " Birdy!" " No, it's okay, really." "Mr. Crane, I wanna do it." "Mr. Crane!" " Birdy, please don't do that!" " Mr. Crane, please!" " Heavens to betsy, Birdy!" " Please, Mr. Crane." "Time slow down right before in accident," "And I have time to think about things." "I thought about what an undertaker had told me once." "That your hair keeps growing for a while, anyway," "After you die." "And then it stops." "I thought, "What keeps it growing?"" "Is it like a plant in soil?" "What goes out of the soil?" "The soul?" "And when does the hair realize that it's gone?" "Hello!" "I noticed you still have pea stone in your driveway." "Of course you have to rejuvenate that every couple of years, don't you?" "When the pea stone thins out?" "Ha." "Where does it go, huh?" "Like the odd sock." "'Course, you know where it goes." "You probably pick pieces of it off your lawn all the time," "Churn it up with your lawn mover, sweep it off your porch there." " Pain in the neck." " Never bothered me." "Well, have you ever considered tar macadam?" "People think it's just for public works or commercial purposes," "But we have the technology now to bring it to the homeowner," "Individual consumer, at very competitive prices." "Mind if I show you the specifications?" "Afternoon, Ma'am." "What are you selling?" "Ma'am, I was just telling your husband here about tar macadam." "For your home driveway here." "Here's the brochure." "It's the modern way to..." "Get lost." "Jesus." "Doris." "Don't say anything." "I'm fine." "Crane." "Mr. Crane?" "Are you there?" "Are you awake?" "He's comin' around." "Can you talk, sir?" "These men have to talk to you." "Are you awake?" "Sir?" "He's... he's awake." "Go ahead." "Are you awake?" "Is he awake?" "Crane, as soon as you're conscious, we have to tell you that..." " Uh, is he conscious?" " His eyes are open." "Uh, you're under arrest." "Soon as the doctor lets us, we gotta move you." "Does he understand that?" "We're supposed to tell him." "Are you conscious?" " They'll take you to the prison hospital." " Under arrest for murder." "What?" "What'd he say?" "Birdy." "Uh, the girl." "No, the girl's okay." "Broken clavicle." "That's a collarbone, Crane." "It's broken." "She's okay, though." "So he understands, then, he's under arrest for murder?" " Big Dave." " Huh?" "What?" "What'd he say?" "He said okay." "Is that what he said?" "You're under arrest for the murder of Creighton Tolliver." "You understad that?" "Does he understand?" "The pansy." "A kid diving in a water holeoutside of town had found his car." "They winched it out..." "And found he'd been beaten, just like Big Dave said." "Beaten to death." "Inside his briefcase were the partnership papers I'd signed," "Showing that I'd given him ten grand." "For the district attorney, that made it fall into place." "I'd gotten Doris to steal the money." "The pansy had gotten wise somehow, so I had to kill him to cover my tracks." "On the arraignment calendar," "People v. Edward Crane." "I was in a spot." "You are charged in a one-count complaint..." "I called in Freddy Riedenschneider and signed the house over to him." "He said he didn't ordinarily work that cheap," "But he figured he owed me something since the last one hadn't played out." " How do you now plead?" " We plead not guilty, your honor." "I tried to tell him the whole story, but Riedenschneider stopped me." "He said the story made his head hurt." "He didn't see any way of using it without putting me on the hot seat..." " For the murder of Big Dave." " Trial date is set for Monday a week." "He told me not to worry, though." "Said he'd think of something." "They put me on 24-hour death watch," "So that I couldn't cheat justice like they said my wife had done." "But in front of the jury, they had it that Doris was a saint." "The whole plan had been mine." "I was a svengali who had forced Doris to join" "My criminal enterprise." "On and on it went," "How I'd used Doris, then let her take the fall." "That stuff smarted because some of it was close to being true." "And then it was Riedenschneider's turn." "Ladies and gentlemen, members of the jury, citizens of Santa Rosa," "We've just heard from the district attorney a rather lurid description..." "Of a truly despicable man." "I gotta hand it to him." "He tossed a lot of sand in their eyes," "He talked about how I'd lost my place in the universe," "How I was too ordinary to be the criminal mastermind..." "The D.A. made me out to be," "How there was some greater scheme at work that the state had yet to unravel." "And he threw in some of the old truth stuff he hadn't had the chance to trot out for Doris." "May at first look at these lines and see only the chaos of a work of modern art." "He told them to look at me, look at me close." "That the closer they looked, the less sense it would all make." "This human, this barber." "That I wasn't the kind of guy to kill a guy," "That I was the barber, for Christ's sake." "I was just like them, an ordinary man." "Guilty of living in a world that had no place for me, yeah." "Guilty of wanting to be a dry cleaner, sure." "But not of murder." "But most specifically, this is a barber's dilemma." "For he is modern man." "He said I was modern man." "He is your reflection." "And if they voted to convict me," "They'd be practically cinching the noose around their own necks." "He told them to look not at the facts, but at the meaning of the facts." "And then he said the facts had no meaning." "It was a pretty good speech and even had me going," "Until Frankie interrupted it." "What kind of man are you?" "What kind of man are you?" "Move for a mistrial!" "Your honor!" "What kind of man are you?" "Move for a mistrial." "Well, he got his mistrial, but the well had run dry." "There was nothing left to mortgage." "Riedenschneider went home, and the court appointed Lloyd Garroway," "Who threw me on the mercy of the court." "Your honor, we plead guilty..." "With extenuating circumstances." "It was my only chance, he said." "I guess that meant I never had a chance." "He wasn't buying any of that modern man stuff, or the uncertainty stuff," "Or any of the mercy stuff either." "This man is a menace to society." "Nope, he was going by the book," "And the book said I got the chair." "He has forfeited the right to his own life." "So here I am," "At first I didn't know how I got here." "I knew step by step, of course," "Which is what I've told you, step by step." "But I couldn't see any pattern." "Now that I'm near the end," "I'm glad that this men's magazine paid me to tell my story." "Writing it has helped me sort it all out." "They're paying me five cents a word," "So you'll pardon me if sometimes I've told you more than you wanted to know." "But now all the disconnected things seem to hook up." "That's the funny thing about going away," "Knowing the date you're going to die." "And the men's magazine wanted me to tell how that felt." "Well, it's like pulling away from the maze." "While you're in the maze, you go throught willy-nilly," "Turning where you think you have to turn," "Banging into the dead ends," "One thing after another." "But you get some distance on it," "And all those twists and turns..." "Why, they're the shape of your life." "It's hard to explain." "But seeing it whole gives you some peace." "The men's magazine also asked about remorse." "Yeah, I guess I'm sorry about the pain I caused other people." "But I don't regret anything." "Not a thing." "I used to." "I used to regret being the barber." "I don't know where I'm being taken." "I don't know what I'll find beyond the earth and sky," "But I'm not afraid to go." "Maybe the things I don't understand will be clearer there," "Like when a fog blows away." "Maybe Doris will be there." "And maybe there I can tell her..." "All those things..." "They don't have words for here."

"This is Berk... the best-kept secret this side of, well, anywhere." "Granted, it may not look like much, but this wet heap of rock... packs more than a few surprises." "Life here is amazing, just not for the faint of heart." "You see, where most folks enjoy hobbies like whittling or needlepoint... we Berkians prefer... a little something we like to call... dragon racing!" "Whoo!" "Whoa!" "I'm sorry, Fishlegs." "Did you want that?" "Snotlout, that was mine!" "Here you go, babe." "Did I tell you that you look amazing today... because you do." "Come on, Barf." "It's starting to stink around here." "Nope." "Still hates you." "Let's blow this place, Belch!" "All right!" "Yeah!" "Ha-ha!" "That's nine for the Twins..." "Astrid lags with three." "Fishlegs and Snotlout trail with none." "And Hiccup is... nowhere to be found." "Scared him off with the big talk, didn't you, Stoick?" "What are you doing, Snotlout?" "They're gonna win now." "She's my princess." "Whatever she wants, she gets." "Ruffnut?" "Didn't she try to bury you alive?" "Only for a few hours." "Now, dragons used to be a bit of a problem here... but that was 5 years ago." "Now, they have all moved in." "And really, why wouldn't they?" "We have custom stables... all-you-can-eat feeding stations... a full-service dragon wash... even top-of-the-line fire prevention if I do say so myself." "It's time, Gobber." "Righty-ho." "Last lap!" "The Black Sheep!" "Come on, Stormfly." "We can still win this thing!" " Come on, Barf!" " Let's go!" "Go, Meatlug!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "This is your big moment." "Have a nice flight!" "Up, up, up!" " No!" " Yes!" "Good job, Meatlug." "Here you go, darling." "Mine is worth ten." "Yeah!" "The Black Sheep!" "You guys are fighting for Ruffnut?" "I'm totally winning!" "We're winning together!" "No!" "Whoo!" "No one can stop me now!" "Except for me." "We're attached, genius." "Quit trying to steal all my glory!" "Hey!" "Get them, Astrid!" "It's my glory!" "Always ruining everything!" "No sheep, no glory!" "Gotcha!" "Whoa!" "Astrid!" "Well played!" "That's my future daughter-in-law!" "Excuse me." "Stormfly!" "Whoa!" "That's 13!" "Astrid takes the game!" "Yep, Berk is pretty much perfect." "All of my hard work has paid off." "And it's a good thing, too, because with Vikings on the backs of dragons..." "Whoo-hoo!" "...the world just got a whole lot bigger." "Yeah!" "Let the wind carry us" "To the clouds, hurry up, all right" "We can travel so far" "As our eyes can see" "We go where no one goes" "We slow for no one" "Get out of our way..." "So what do you think, bud?" "You wanna give this another shot?" "Toothless!" "It will be fine." "Ready?" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "This is amazing!" "No longer amazing!" "Toothless!" "No!" "Whoa!" "Whoo!" "That really came out of nowhere." "We have to work on your solo gliding there, bud." "That locked-up tail... makes for some pretty sloppy rescue maneuvers, hey?" "Looks like we found another one, bud." "What, do you want an apology?" "Is that why you're pouting, big baby boo?" "Well, try this on!" "You feeling it yet?" "Picking up on all of my heartfelt remorse?" "Come on, come on." "You wouldn't hurt a one-legged..." "You're right!" "You're right!" "You win." "You win." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "He's down." "And it's ugly." "Dragons and Vikings, enemies again... locked in combat to the bitter..." "You know that doesn't wash out." "So, what should we name it?" ""Itchy Armpit" it is." "What do you reckon, bud?" "Think we might find a few Timberjacks in those woods?" "The odd Whispering Death or two in the rocks?" "Who knows?" "Maybe we'll finally track down another Night Fury." "Wouldn't that be something?" "So, what do you say?" "Just keep going?" "Afternoon, milady." "Where have you been?" "Hi." "Winning races, what else?" "The real question is... where have you been?" "Avoiding my dad." "No." "What happened now?" "You're gonna love this." "I wake up." "The sun is shining." "Terrible Terrors are singing on the rooftop." "I saunter down to breakfast... thinking all is right with the world and I get..." ""Son, we need to talk."" ""Not now, Dad." "I got a whole day"" ""of goofing off to get started."" "Okay, first of all, I don't sound like that." "Who is this character?" "And second, what is that thing you're doing with my shoulders?" "Yeah, that's a truly flattering impersonation." "Anyway. he goes..." ""You're the pride of Berk, son, and I couldn't be prouder."" ""Aw, thanks, Dad."" ""I'm pretty impressed with myself, too."" "When have I ever done that with my hands?" "You just did." "Okay." "Just hold still." "This is very serious." ""You're all grown up..."" ""and since no chief could ask for a better successor..."" ""I've decided..."" "To make you chief!" "My gods!" "Hiccup, that's amazing!" "You're gonna wear out the spring coil." "The calibration is very sensitive." "Yeah... so this is what I'm dealing with." "What did you tell him?" "I didn't." "By the time he turned around, I was gone." "Well, it's a lot of responsibility." "The map will have to wait for sure... and I'll need to fly Toothless, since you'll be too busy, but..." "It's not me, Astrid." "All those speeches and planning, and running the village, that's his thing." "I think you're missing the point." "I mean, "chief." What an honor." "I'd be pretty excited." "I..." "I'm not like you." "You know exactly who you are." "You always have." "But I'm still looking." "I know that I'm not my father... and I never met my mother... so what does that make me?" "What you're searching for isn't out there, Hiccup." "It's in here." "Maybe you just don't see it yet." "Maybe." "But you know... there is something out there." "Hiccup..." "Whoa!" "Stay close." "What happened here?" "All right, easy, bud." "Hiccup!" "Fire!" "Astrid, look out!" "Hiccup!" "Watch the tail!" "Tie those legs up!" "Is that what I think it is?" "Stop!" "Stormfly!" "What are you doing?" "Whoa!" "Back again?" "Soil my britches." "That is a Night Fury." "I thought they were all gone for good." "It looks like our luck's had a turn for the better, lads." "Don't think Drago has one of those... in his dragon army." "Dragon army?" "Look, we don't want any trouble." "Ha!" "You should have thought of that before you stole all of our dragons... and blasted our fort to bits!" "What are you talking about?" "You think we did this?" "Dragon trapping is hard enough work as it is without do-gooder dragon riders... sneaking in to rescue them." "What do-gooder?" "There are other dragon riders?" "You mean other than your thieving friend from last night?" "You tell me." "You may have an ice-spitting dragon on your side... but we still have a quota to fill." "How do you suppose we explain this mess to Drago Bludvist?" "Drago what-fist?" "Does anything you say make sense?" "He's expecting a new shipment of dragons for his army by tomorrow." "And Drago don't take well to excuses." "This is what he gave me... last time I showed up empty-handed." "He promised to be far less understanding in the future." "All right, look, we don't know anything about a dragon thief... or an ice-spitting dragon... or your lunatic boss and his dragon army, okay?" "Just give us back our dragon and we'll go... strange, hostile person whom we've never met." "Where are my manners?" "I'm Eret... son of Eret." "Finest dragon trapper alive." "After all, it's not just anyone who can capture a Night Fury." "And this is Toothless." "He says we're going." "Now." "They all say that." "Rush 'em, lads!" "Stormfly!" "Come on!" "Go!" "Go!" "You will never hold on to those dragons... you hear me?" "Drago is coming for them all!" " Come on, Meatlug!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Yahoo!" "Whoa!" "Hey, there, Stoick!" "Hey, how are you?" "Beautiful day." "Hello, Spitelout." "Great race." "Sorry, Mrs. Ack." "Any sign of him?" "He's probably flown off the edge of the world by now." "Are you sure you want that kid running the village?" "You can still delay your retirement." "He's ready." "You'll see." "There he is!" "The pride of Berk!" "Who finally decided to show up for work." "Yay." "Sorry." "Got held up." "Hey, Dad, could I have a word?" "Something you're itching to tell me?" "Not quite the itch you're thinking of, but yes." "Good man!" "Now, lesson one." "A chief's first duty is to his people, so... 41?" "Can we just talk in private?" "Forty..." "That's me!" "That's me!" "I'm next!" "If we could just talk..." "Excuse me." "I have been here all day." "Okay, okay." "I want one of those high seaters... with lots of spikes and a big stowage compartment." "Absolutely." "You got it, sir." "Dad, this is actually a little more important than building saddles." "Lesson two." "No task is too small when it comes to serving your people." "Excuse us, Grump." "Dad, can we just talk..." "Grump!" "You let the forge die down again!" "That's it, Grump." "You're going up for adoption." "There you go." "Go on." "Have away." "Seriously, I really need to tell you about this new land we came across." "Another one?" "Any new dragons?" "We didn't stick around to find out." "These folks weren't particularly friendly." "Really?" "Your Night Fury and Deadly Nadder didn't bring them cheering to the rooftops?" "No, this was different." "Not the standard run-for-the-hills hoo-ha I've come to enjoy." "These guys were trappers." "Dragon trappers." "You should have seen their fort." "All blown apart and stuck in giant spikes of ice." "It was weird!" "I've never seen anything like it." "And worst of all, they thought we did it!" "You two are gonna get yourselves in serious trouble one of these days." "Not everyone appreciates this way of life." "Aye, Gobber's right, son." "Best we keep to our own." "Besides, you'll have more important uses for your time." "Once we make the big announcement!" "They are building a dragon army." "Or at least the guy they work for is." "Dargo Bloody Fist, or something." "I'll bloody his fist with my face if he tries to take my dragon!" "Or mine!" "You're such a moron." "A beautiful moron." "Yeah." "Bludvist?" "Drago Bludvist?" "Yeah." "Wait." "You know him?" "Ground all dragons!" "What?" "Why?" "Seal the gates!" "Lower the storm doors!" "Wait!" "What is happening?" "Come on!" "You heard the man!" "Lock it down." "No dragon or Viking sets foot off this island until I give the word!" "Wait, because some guy you knew is stirring up trouble... in some faraway land?" "Because Drago Bludvist is a madman... without conscience or mercy." "And if he's built a dragon army, gods help us all." "Get them into their pens!" "Quickly!" "Then, let's ride back out there." "We'll follow those trappers to Drago and talk some sense into him." "No." "We fortify the island." "It's our duty to keep the peace!" "Peace is over, Hiccup." "I must prepare you for war." "War?" "Dad, if Drago is coming for our dragons... we can't wait around for him to get here." "Let's go find him and change his mind." "No, some minds won't be changed, Hiccup." "Berk is what you need to worry about." "A chief protects his own." "Secure the stables!" "Latch every stall!" "Hiccup, don't!" "I have to." "This way!" "Quickly!" "Hiccup!" "Come on!" "Hiccup!" "Keep your eyes peeled, lads!" "With this wind, we'll reach Drago by daybreak... so best we fill this ship up with dragons, and quick!" "It's no time to be picky." "Eret?" "Not if we want to keep our heads!" "Off the port quarter!" "Net them, lads!" "Take them down!" "You're not getting away this time." "Fire!" "Reload!" "Reload!" "Incoming!" "And here I was... worried we might turn up empty-handed." "Nope." "It's your lucky day." "We give up." "That's one Night Fury, one Deadly Nadder... and two of the finest dragon riders west of Luk Tuk." "That ought to make the boss happy, right?" "Excuse us." "What are you doing?" "Toothless, stay." "The dragons don't care for cramped spaces, so they'll just hang out with you." "They won't be any trouble." "Unless you do that." "You know, wooden boat, big ocean." "How is your swimming?" "Not good." "Oops!" "Almost forgot." "You can't have armed prisoners." "How is this a plan?" "Just what every dragon trapper needs." "One end coats the blade in Monstrous Nightmare saliva." "The other sprays Hideous Zippleback gas." "All it takes is a spark, and..." "Yeah, there you go." "Once they see you as one of their own... even the testiest dragons can be trained." "Right, bud?" "Give me that!" "What game are you playing?" "No game." "We just wanna meet Drago." "Why?" "Because I'm going to change his mind about dragons." "He can be really persuasive." "Once you've earned his loyalty... there is nothing a dragon won't do for you." "You won't be changing any minds around here." "I can change yours." "Right here." "Right now." "May I?" "Dragon riders!" "Put me down!" "Snotlout, what are you doing?" "See how well I protect and provide?" "What is with all the nets?" "Hey, watch it!" "That was... close." "My." "Me likey." "Take me." "Hold your fire!" "What are you guys doing here?" "We're here to rescue you!" "I don't need to be rescued!" "Enough!" "Well, didn't you just pick the wrong ship?" "I am Eret, son of Eret." "I'm..." "Get this thing off me." "Anyone else?" "That's what I figured." "You, saddle up." "We're going home." "No." "Of all the irresponsible..." "I'm trying to protect our dragons and stop a war!" "How is that irresponsible?" "Because war is what he wants, son!" "Years ago, there was a great gathering of chieftains... to discuss the dragon scourge we all faced." "Into our midst came a stranger from a strange land... covered in scars and draped in a cloak of dragon skin." "He carried no weapon... and spoke softly, saying that he..." "Drago Bludvist, was a man of the people... devoted to freeing mankind from the tyranny of dragons." "He claimed that he alone could control the dragons... and that he alone could keep us safe... if we chose to bow down... and follow him." "Stupid." "Good one." "Aye, we laughed, too." "Until he wrapped himself in his cloak and cried out..." ""Then see how well you do without me!"" "The rooftop suddenly burst into flames... and from it, armored dragons descended... burning the hall to the ground." "I... was the only one to escape." "Men who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with." "Maybe." "Hiccup!" "I'm still going to try." "This is what I'm good at." "And if I could change your mind..." "I can change his, too." "Come on." " Let's go." " No!" "Lead the others back to Berk." "I've had enough mutiny for one day." "I like that." "Ruffnut!" "Okay!" "Don't worry, bud." "I'm not gonna let anything happen to you." "I promise." "Come on, Dad!" "Really?" "Okay." "No sudden moves." "Hold on." "Hold on." "Toothless!" "Hey!" "You left my dragon back there!" "He can't fly on his own!" "He will drown!" "Hey!" "We have to head back for my dragon!" "Who are you?" "The dragon thief?" "Drago Bludvist?" "Do you even understand what I'm saying?" "Toothless!" "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay." "I'm glad to see you, too, bud." "You really had me worried, there." "Hiccup?" "Could it be?" "After all these years?" "How is this possible?" "Should I..." "Should I know you?" "No, you were only a babe." "But a mother never forgets." "Come." "Boar-headed!" "Just like his mother!" "Aye, she could never stay put either." "He's just twenty." "And a Viking." "Could there be a worse combination?" "When I think of how stubborn and senseless you were back in the day..." "Well, not much has changed, actually." "You know what he's like." "He won't give up, Gobber." "And if Hiccup finds Drago, before we find him..." "Nothing can hurt Hiccup... so long as that Night Fury's around." "It's a Night Fury!" "Find them, Skullcrusher." "Find them." "Hold on." "Wait just a minute." "This way!" "Come back here!" "Come." "You can't just say something like that and run off!" "You're my mother?" "I mean, what the..." "Do you grasp how insane it sounds?" "Come, quickly!" "I have questions!" "Where have you been all this time?" "What have you been doing?" "But they said you were dead!" "Everyone thinks you were eaten by..." "This is where you've been for 20 years?" "You've been rescuing them." "Unbelievable." "You're not upset?" "What?" "No." "I don't know." "It's a bit much to get my head around, to be frank." "It's not every day you find out... your mother is some kind of crazy, feral, vigilante dragon lady." "At least I'm not boring, right?" "I suppose there is that one specific thing." "Do you like it?" "I don't have the words." "Can I..." "He's beautiful." "Incredible!" "He might very well be the last of his kind." "And look, he's your age." "Wow." "No wonder you get along so well." "And retractable teeth!" "How did you manage to..." "I found him in the woods." "He was shot down and wounded." "This Snafflefang lost his leg to one of Drago Bludvist's iron traps." "This Raincutter had her wing sliced by razor netting." "And this poor Hobblegrunt... was blinded by a tree snare... and then left to die alone and scared." "And what of this?" "Did Drago or his trappers do this, too?" "Yeah..." "The crazy thing is..." "I'm actually the one who shot him down." "Hey, it's okay, though." "He got me back!" "Right, bud?" "You couldn't save all of me, could you?" "You just had to make it even." "So, peg leg!" "What did your father think of your Night Fury friend?" "He didn't take it all that well." "But then he changed." "They all did." "Pretty soon, everyone back home had dragons of their own." "If only it were possible." "No, really." "Believe me, I tried, as well... but people are not capable of change, Hiccup." "Some of us were just born different." "Hoist the torches!" "Berk was a land of "kill-or-be-killed"... but I believed peace was possible." "Stop!" "You'll only make it worse!" "It was a very unpopular opinion." "Hiccup!" "Then, one night, a dragon broke into our house... finding you in the cradle." "I rushed to protect you." "But what I saw... was proof of everything I believed." "This wasn't a vicious beast... but an intelligent, gentle creature... whose soul... reflected my own." "Valka, run!" "No!" "Don't!" "Hold on!" "No!" "Stoick!" "Valka!" "Stoick!" "Valka." "You and your father nearly died that night... all because I couldn't kill a dragon." "It runs in the family." "It broke my heart to stay away... but I believed you would be safer if I did." "How did you survive?" "Cloudjumper never meant to harm me." "He must have thought I belonged here." "In the home of the great Bewilderbeast." "The alpha species." "One of the very few that still exist." "Every nest has its queen... but this is the king of all dragons." "With his icy breath, this graceful giant built our nest." "A safe haven for dragons everywhere." "Wait, that's the ice-spitter?" "He's responsible for all that destruction?" "He protects us." "We all live under his care and his command." "All but the babies, of course who listen to no one!" "I've lived among them... for 20 years, Hiccup... discovering their secrets." "He likes you." "Wow." "You must be hungry." "Yeah, I could eat." "Good." "It's feeding time." "I don't like it." "They should have been back with Hiccup by now." "I don't like it either." "Eret, son of Eret... was the man of my dreams." "My everything!" "But, baby, I grew facial hair for you." "Me, too." "What if Drago shot them down?" "What if they need our help?" "We have to find them." "Wait, what?" "No, but Stoick said..." "It doesn't matter what he said, if they have all been captured." "Come on!" "Do we go back?" "We have nowhere to go, nothing to sell... and no heads to call our own!" "If we don't turn up with dragons, and fast..." "Careful what you wish for!" "Eret, son of Eret!" "What is this?" "A kidnapping." " Yay!" "Can he ride with me?" " Can he?" "Can he?" "You're gonna show us the way to Drago." "And help dragon riders sneak into Drago's camp?" "Just kill me now." "That could be arranged." "Stormfly, drop it!" "Good girl!" "Stormfly, fetch!" "All right!" "Okay!" "I'll take you to Drago!" "Works every time." "Hey, I thought we were going to eat." "We are." "Then, from Dragon Island..." "I found this archipelago." "There." "Whoa!" "Whoo-hoo!" "When I'm up here..." "I don't even feel the cold." "I just feel..." "Free." "This is what it is to be a dragon, Hiccup." "It's all well and good to call yourself a dragon... but can you fly?" "No!" "Ha!" "Man!" "Almost!" "We just about had it that time!" "Incredible." "Well, not bad yourself." "All this time, you took after me." "And where was I?" "I'm so sorry, Hiccup." "Can we start over?" "Will you give me another chance?" "I can teach you all that I have learned these past 20 years." "Like..." "Wow." "Now you can make those tight turns." "Did you know about this?" "Every dragon has its secrets." "And I'll show them all to you." "We'll unlock every mystery... find every last species together... as mother and son." "This gift we share, Hiccup, it bonds us." "This is who you are, son." "Who we are." "We will change the world for all dragons." "We will make it a better, safer place." "Yeah." "That sounds amazing." "This is so great!" "Now you and I can go talk to Drago together." "What?" "There's no talking to Drago." "But we have to..." "No." "We must protect our own." "Come on, we should be getting back." "Okay!" "Look, I got you here." "Now get this thing off me." "Never take a toy from a dragon." "Don't you know anything?" "Why does this keep happening to me?" "What's down there?" "Large diameter bubbles, massive lungs... cold water deep dweller." "I'm thinking class five leviathan, maybe six." "Meatlug!" "What's wrong, girl?" "Drago!" "Get off me!" "Always great to see you, my friend!" "Keeping warm up here?" "As you can see, I'm right on time with a new batch of dragons... just like I promised." "He's waking up!" "Give me some backup, here!" "Drop the ropes!" " Hookfang!" " Hey!" "What are you doing?" "You belong to me now." "And as an added bonus..." "I also caught you their riders." "No extra charge." "What?" "Are you kidding me?" "Aw!" "But you were so perfect!" "Turns out, there is a whole bunch of them out there." "How many?" "Drago doesn't have them after all." " How many?" " Hundreds." "A whole island full!" "I wouldn't worry about it." "My men are hunting them down as we speak." "They won't know where you're hiding, I promise you that." "Yes, they will." "They know we're missing... and they have tracking dragons." "If you so much as touch us, Hiccup is gonna kick..." " Hiccup?" " He's not a problem." "Really." "Trust me." "He's only the son of Stoick the Vast, his heir to the throne of Berk... and the greatest dragon master this world has ever seen!" "Dragon master?" "I alone control the dragons!" "No." "Sorry." "And unless you let us go, right now... he will blast through here on his Night Fury... and blow your entire fleet of ships to splinters." "Then they will be crying like babies." "Funny and beautiful." "Good one, babe!" "Like babies, they always cry." "Real tiny ones." "First, there was one rider, and now, all of Berk." "And you led them to me!" "Drago!" "Stop all preparations!" "We must attack the dragon riders' nest at once!" "We will take down their alpha!" "Then we will take Berk!" "Drago." "And get rid of him." "Drago, please, I..." "Stormfly!" "No!" "Well, bud, we can't wait around for Drago to attack this place." "We've gotta find him first." "Let's go." "Easy now." "Are you kidding me?" "How did you get in here?" "The same way we are getting you out." "We?" "All clear." "Toothless, come." "Wait." "There's something you need to know." "Yeah, yeah, tell me on the way." "This isn't an on-the-way kind of update, actually." "I've heard enough." "More of the earth-shattering-development variety." "Yeah, just add it to the pile." "Dad, unlike most surprises I spring on you, this is one you'll like." "I promise." "You just have to handle it delicately." "You might want to take this one." "Boy." "Dad... could you put the sword away, please?" "I know what you're gonna say, Stoick." "How could I have done this?" "Stayed away all of these years?" "And why did I not come back to you?" "To our son?" "What sign did I have that you could change, Stoick?" "That anyone on Berk could?" "I pleaded so many times to stop the fighting... to find another answer, but did any of you listen?" "This is why I never married." "This and one other reason." "I know that I left you to raise Hiccup alone... but I thought he would be better off without me." "And I was wrong, I see that now, but..." "Stop being so stoic, Stoick!" "Go on." "Shout, scream, say something!" "You're as beautiful as the day I lost you." "Could this day get any worse?" "Let me see." "We're gonna jump into freezing cold water, and then die from drowning." "Looks refreshing." "Please, ladies first." "You are a steaming heap of dragon..." "Duck." "Warn the others!" "Get them, you son of an Eret." "Take that!" "Okay, I love you again." "Pathetic." "You can still jump." "So, are we going to save your dragons and get out of here, or not?" "Check every trap." "They're here somewhere." "Meatlug?" "Anyone coming?" "I don't know." "You just keep doing what you are doing." "Keep cranking." "Thank you for saving my life." "Now let me return the favor." "Mom, you'd never even recognize it." "Where we used to make weapons, we now build saddles, wing-slings." "We even fix dragon teeth!" "You wouldn't believe how much everything's changed." "Our son has changed Berk for the better." "I think we did well with this one, Val." "Thanks, Dad." "I got it." "I got it." "I'm a little out of practice." "Well, you know..." " I didn't marry you for your cooking." " I hope not." "Her meatballs could kill more beasts than a battle-axe." "I've still got a few knocking around in here." "And once you move back in, with all your dragons..." "Drago won't even stand a chance." "Everything will be okay!" "Slow down, son." "It's a lot to take in." "Gotcha." "I love this one." "Remember our song, Val?" "I'll swim and sail on savage seas" "With ne'er a fear of drowning" "And gladly ride the waves of life" "If you will marry me" "No scorching sun" "Nor freezing cold Will stop..." "Will stop me on my journey" "Sorry." "If you will promise me your heart" "And love..." "And love me for eternity" "My dearest one" "My darling dear" "Your mighty words astound me" "But I've no need of mighty deeds" "When I feel your arms around me" "But I would bring you rings of gold" "I'd even sing you poetry" "Whoo!" "Would you?" "And I would keep you from all harm" "If you would stay beside me" "I have no use for rings of gold" "I care not for your poetry" "I only want your hand to hold" "I only want you near me" "To love and kiss, to sweetly hold" "For the dancing and the dreaming" "Through all life's sorrows and delights" "I'll keep your love inside me" "I will swim and sail on savage seas" "With ne'er a fear of drowning" "And gladly ride the waves of life" "If you will marry me" "I'm still going" "Gobber!" "I'm done." "I thought I would have to die before we could have that dance again." "No need for drastic measures." "For you, my dear... anything." "Will you come home, Val?" "Will you be my wife once again?" "We can be a family!" "What do you say?" "Yes." "Great!" "I'll do the cooking." "Thank Odin you didn't listen to me, son." "We never would have found each other." "Toothless?" "What's happening?" "No." "Val?" "Val!" "It's all right, it's all right." "We're a team now." "What do you want to do?" "We have to save the dragons." "Aye." "You got it!" "Come on, son." "Whatever comes, keep hitting the mountain." "We need to draw the alpha out." "Ready the traps!" "Surprise!" "Yeah!" "What?" "Whoa!" "Whoo!" "Whoo-hoo!" "You really are full of surprises!" "Let's go!" "Dragon riders, coming through!" "Fire!" "Yeah!" "Cut them down!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Eret, son of Eret!" "Up, girl!" "Lean left, Eret!" "That's it!" "Look out!" "Yeah, baby!" "Take them down!" "Heads up!" "Dragon master." "Welcome aboard, dragon rider!" "Thanks, I think." "Where have you been?" "You know, catching up with Mom." "That's your mother?" "Now you know where I get my dramatic flair." "The alpha!" "Now we have a fight!" "Come on, Toothless!" "Show them what you got, bud." "That a boy!" "I've waited a long time for this!" "You cannot take our dragons!" "They are controlled by the alpha!" "Then it's a good thing I brought a challenger." "Another one?" "That is a class ten!" "Class ten!" "No." "Come on!" "Take down the alpha!" "Thank you." "For you, my dear... anything." "Val, do you think you can stop them?" "I'll do my best." "Come on, Cloudjumper!" "You!" "I watched you burn!" "It takes more than a little fire to kill me!" "Stoick!" "No!" "No!" "We have won." "Now, finish her!" "No!" "Hold on!" "Skullcrusher, go!" "Come on, Gobber!" "Right behind you, Stoick!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "This is the great dragon master?" "The son of Stoick the Vast?" "What shame he must feel." "All of this loss, and for what?" "To become unstoppable?" "To rule the world?" "Dragons are kind, amazing creatures... that can bring people together." "Or tear them apart." "You see..." "I know what it is to live in fear." "To see my village burned... my family taken." "But even as a boy... left with nothing..." "I vowed to rise above the fear of dragons... and liberate the people of this world." "Then why a dragon army?" "Well, you need dragons to conquer other dragons." "Or maybe you need dragons to conquer people." "To control those who follow you... and to get rid of those who won't." "Clever boy." "The world wants peace." "And we have the answer back on Berk." "Just let me show you." "No!" "Let me show you!" "What in..." "Hiccup!" "Come on, Gobber!" "Okay, change of plan!" "No dragon can resist the alpha's command." "So, he who controls the alpha... controls them all." "Toothless?" "Toothless, you okay, bud?" "What's going on?" "Witness true strength." "The strength of will over others." "In the face of it... you are nothing." "What did he just tell you?" "Toothless, come on." "What's the matter with you?" "No, no, no, no." "Come on." "What are you doing?" "Knock it off." "Stop!" "Snap out of it!" "Toothless, no!" "Toothless!" "Don't!" "Hiccup!" "Stop!" "Son!" "Dad!" "No!" "No." "Dad!" "Stoick!" "Dad." "No, you..." "No." "No, no, no." "No!" "Get away from him!" "Go on!" "Get out of here!" "Get away!" "It's not his fault." "You know that." "Good dragons... under the control of bad people..." "Wait!" "Don't go." "...do bad things." "Come on!" "Gather the men and meet me at Berk!" "Toothless!" "No, don't." "May the Valkyries welcome you... and lead you through Odin's great battlefield." "May they sing your name with love and fury... so that we might hear it rise from the depths of Valhalla... and know that you have taken your rightful place... at the table of kings." "For a great man has fallen." "A warrior." "A Chieftain." "A father." "A friend." "I'm sorry, Dad." "I'm not the chief that you wanted me to be." "And I'm not the peacekeeper I thought I was." "I don't know..." "You came early into this world." "You were such a wee thing." "So frail, so fragile." "I feared you wouldn't make it." "But your father... he never doubted." "He always said you would become the strongest of them all." "And he was right." "You have the heart of a chief and a soul of a dragon." "Only you can bring our worlds together." "That is who you are, son." "I..." "I was so afraid of becoming my dad." "Mostly because I thought I never could." "How do you become someone that great?" "That brave?" "That selfless?" "I guess you can only try." "A chief protects his own." "We are going back." "With what?" "He took all the dragons." "Not all of them." "I don't want to die!" "We can't fly these things!" "Yeah, no kidding!" "Whoa!" "But won't that Bewilderbeast just take control of these guys, too?" "They're babies." "They don't listen to anyone." "Yeah!" "Just like us!" "This is very dangerous!" "Some might suggest this is poorly conceived." "It's a good thing that I never listen." "So what is your plan?" "Get Toothless back and kick Drago's..." "Heads up!" "And that thing." "Whoa..." "That's a good boy." "Watch the furniture!" "Where are you going?" "Your chief is dead." "Stoick?" "No one can protect you now." "No." "He took all the dragons!" "Distract the alpha." "Try to keep his focus off Toothless." "How?" "Have you forgotten who you're riding with?" "There isn't a dragon alive that I can't wrangle!" "Except for this one!" "Amateur." "Hey, look." "It's Hiccup!" "What?" "Keep them coming!" "Black sheep, baby!" "Ten points!" "I'm okay!" "You certainly are hard to get rid of, I'll say that." "Toothless?" "Hey... it's me, bud." "It's me." "It's me." "I'm right here, bud." "Come back to me." "He's not yours anymore." "He belongs to the alpha." "But, please, great dragon master... try to take him." "He will not miss a second time." "It wasn't your fault, bud." "They made you do it." "You would never hurt him." "You would never hurt me." "How are you doing that?" "Please." "You are my best friend, bud." "My best friend." "Atta boy!" "That's it!" "I'm here!" "Enough!" "Hang on!" "Almost there, buddy." "Do something!" "We need to get those two apart." "We have to block him out, Toothless." "Do you trust me, bud?" "We can do this." "You and me." "As one." "That's it." "Now let's try this one more time!" "Take him down, babe!" "Go get them!" "Take control of it!" "Shut it out, Toothless." "Stop them!" "Now!" "Not again." "Toothless!" "It's now or never!" "Come on, bud!" "Hold on!" "Yeah!" "We did it!" "Hold him there, Toothless." "It's all over now." "Or is it?" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Hiccup!" "He's challenging the alpha!" "To protect you." "No, no, no!" "No!" "Fight back!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "What's the matter with you?" "Now do you get it?" "This is what it is to earn a dragon's loyalty." "Let this end." "Now." "Never!" "Come on!" "Fight!" "The alpha protects them all." "You never cease to amaze me, bud." "Thank you." "Toothless, you know that doesn't wash out!" "I knew you'd come back!" "Stormfly!" "Give me a cuddle, Grumpy!" "Who's my little princess?" "Don't you ever leave again, Hookfang." "You are!" "Yes, you are!" "I missed you!" "Barf!" "Not you!" "That was some pretty fine dragon wrangling back there." "You'd make a good trapper." "Whoa!" "You know, Skullcrusher's gonna need somebody to look after him now." "Me?" "I'd be honored." "Your father would be every bit as proud as I am." "Thank you." "I'm really glad you're here, Mom." "And here I'll stay." "See?" "I told you it was in here." "Still doing that one?" "That's hilarious." "Come here, you." "Ooh!" "The chief has come home!" "Long live the chief!" "Long live the chief!" "Long live the chief!" "Yeah!" "This is Berk." "A bit trampled and busted and covered in ice... but it's home." "It's our home." "Those who attacked us are relentless and crazy." "But those who stopped them... even more so!" "We may be small in numbers... but we stand for something... bigger than anything the world can pit against us." "We are the voice of peace." "And, bit by bit, we will change this world." "You see, we have something they don't." "Sure, they have armies... and they have armadas... but we have... our dragons!" "Let the wind carry us" "To the clouds, hurry up, all right" "We can travel so far" "As our eyes can see" "We go where no one goes" "We slow for no one" "Get out of our way" "Awake in the sky" "We break up so high, all right" "Let's make it our own" "Let's savor it" "We go where no one goes" "We slow for no one" "Get out of our way" "We slow for no one" "We go where no one goes" "We slow for no one" "We go where no one goes" "We go where no one goes"

"It took me a while to figure out but the key to understanding your Uncle Barney is this." "When times are hard, it's impossible to keep him around." "Like when your aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall were broken up." "Hey." "What are you guys talking about?" " Lily." " I got to go." "But when times are good, it's impossible to get rid of him." "What are you guys doing?" "We just finished planning Marshall's bachelor party." "Good, you haven't started yet." "Let's talk logistics." "Now, have you laid out ground rules with Lily?" "Where you are or aren't allowed to touch or be touched?" "Show me on Ted." "Actually, we're, uh, we're thinking of skipping the strippers." "You... you want to have a party without strippers." "This was the worse thing I could have said." "You see, uncle Barney loved cooking up bachelor parties." "And it was always the same recipe." "You start with a slightly cramped hotel suite." "Arrange the chairs in a circle..." "Fill them with your closest friends." "Turn the heat up to about 90." "Pump in a metric ton of cigar smoke." "And then, right in the middle of the room, you throw in a girl." "But not a beautiful girl-- no, if this girl was ever beautiful, it was two kids, three tattoos and one pesky substance abuse problem ago." "Which one of you is Stuart?" "Please, I really don't want to do this." "Shut up, put in your mouth guard." "Then she proceeds to do things that demean the groom, herself and really, the entire human race." "Disgusting." "Ah, horrifying." " Classic." " Oh, please, please, no, no." "I don't want anything like that happening to me." "Stuart's still trying to forget that night." "It's my bachelor party." "We're not having strippers." "Oh, he thinks he has a sain it." "So, strippers it is!" "Now, just, uh, tell me where we're going to be and I'll make some calls." "I think I can get the fourth one for free." "Quick question." "Prosthetic arm." "Deal breaker?" " Barney, there is..." " Before you say no, it has attachments." "Subtitles :" "Willow's Team" "Transcript :" "Raceman" "Look, I know you have some stuff planned for Marshall's bachelor party," " but he really doesn't want strippers." " Yes, he does." " Uh, well, he told me he doesn't." " Uh, well, he told me he does." " When?" " Every minute of every day as his inner animal thrashes against the cage of his own puritanical upbringing." "Or do you guys not like naked girls." "Um, we love naked girls." "They're one of the best things in the world." "It goes... naked girls, democracy, the scene in Every Which Way But Loose where the monkey gives a guy the finger." " We just don't like your naked girls." " What, my girls aren't hot enough?" "I mean, all right, fine, the stripper at Stuart's bachelor party was a 15." " She was 15?" " No, a 15." "Like in blackjack." "As in, not sure whether you'd hit it?" " Exactly." " Nice." "This is important to Marshall." "So, promise me, no strippers." "All right, I promise." " I'm serious." " So am I. No strippers." "Now say it without winking." "No strippers." " You just winked." " No I didn't." "So, when the day arrived, we all climbed into a rented Escalade and set out." "Now, every bachelor party is usually made up of the same stock characters." "You've got the groom... the best man..." " the guy who speaks only in clichés..." " Dead man walking!" "...the guy who disappears at the beginning of the night and doesn't show up again until the end." "All right, who's up for a little blackjack before we check in." " No, no, no." " None for me." "See you guys back at the room, then." "And, of course, well..." "Barney." "Every bachelor party has a Barney." "Oh, what's this?" "This car has a DVD player?" "You mean, we could have been watching these pornos the whole time?" " Yeah." " This one's in HD." "This one's in H-double-D." "Oh!" "That same night, aunt Lily was having a wedding shower." "And Robin showed up gift in hand." "Funny story about that gift." "Hey, Barney, check out what I got Lily for her shower." "It's kind of racy." "Think you can handle it?" "Uh, I've been in a ten-way." "So, yeah." " It's kind of see-through." " Whoa, ho ho!" "You weren't kidding!" "You know when you should give that to her?" "1850." "Robin, it's her bridal shower!" "All her friends are gonna be there, they're going to be drinking." "You need to get her something daring, something outrageous." "Well, what do you think I should get her?" "There's a store on Eighth Avenue that specializes in-- how to put this delicately?" " uh, battery-powered, adult- recreational fake penises." "And so Aunt Robin went to a store on Eighth Avenue, and a battery-powered, adult-recreational..." "Well, it was something inappropriate." "And we're back in." "Robin!" "I'm so glad you're here." "Come in, I want you to meet everybody." "Robin, this is my Grandma Lois and my Aunt Florence." "Oh, lovely to meet you, dear." "They put this whole party together." "It's different from what I expected, but lovely." "Lovely." "And oh, look, there are little kids here!" "Yeah, my cousins." "Listen, I, uh, I forgot something somewhere so I'm going to just go..." "Robin, this is my mom, Janice." "Oh, honey." "I'm so glad to finally meet you." "Me too." "I, I've heard so much about you." "Me, too." "Oh, here." "Let me take your gift." "Can I guess what it is?" "Is it a, a, a mini food processor?" " No." " No?" "Oh." "Oh, give me a hint." "What color is it?" "Black." "Well, I guess I'm just going to have to wait and see!" " Oh, great." " Robin..." " this is my Cousin Margaret." " Oh, finally, someone our own age!" "Wait, do I introduce you as "Cousin Margaret" or "Sister Margaret?"" "Well, I'm not officially confirmed as a nun until next month and I don't want to tick off the Big Guy, so let's stick with "Cousin" for now." "God's watching." "Excellent!" "Man, they spent a lot of money on this porno." "Whoa" " Morgan Freeman?" "Man, that guy's in everything." "Aw, man, I grabbed the wrong Deep Impact!" "No, leave it in, it's a good movie." " But, dude, there's no sex in it." " Yeah, just like marriage." "Huh?" "Right?" "Oh, oh, hey, check this out!" "Don't ask how, but I procured for us five loco-bueno, hand-rolled, highly illegal Cubans." "Seriously, you could go to jail for smoking these things." "Marriage is like jail!" "Right, fellas?" "!" "But at least in jail, you get to have sex!" "But we're not lighting these babies up, till we get to the A.C." "A.C.?" "Um, Atlantic City." "Try to keep up, Brad." "We're not going to Atlantic City." "Just a second, Brad." " Hi." " Hi." "We're still going to Atlantic City, right?" "Oh, did I not tell you?" "Yeah, we switched it." "We're going to Foxwoods." "Foxwoods?" "But I've got an ipperstray waiting in tlanticaay itycay." "What the heck's in Foxwoods?" "Well, we've got five third row seats to the Popinski-Salazar rematch." "They've set aside our very own craps table, and I reserved a private room for us at Connelly's, where the five of us are going to be sharing a 102-ounce steak from a cow that I picked out on the Internet." " Yeah." " Great." "The night's ruined." "Sorry, Barney." "It was an honest mistake." "This is going to be great!" "Meat, violence, throwing money down the toilet." "America-- one;" "every other country-- zero." " Thanks, guys." " Yeah." " You okay, Barney?" " What can I say, Ted?" "You won." "Hi." "You one... sad, pathetic loser." "Boys, say hello to Treasure." "Hi, Treasure." " I can't believe that you did this." " I had to." " I'm your best man." " Ted's my best man." "You've yet to make a decision and that's fine." "But as your best-man-to-be, it's my job to make sure at your bachelor party you see a woman take her clothes off while dancing to Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again."" "All right, fine, but..." "let's make it fast, all right." "The fight starts in an hour we don't want to miss it." "It's a girl taking her clothes off." "How long can it take?" "It's a bit more complicated than that." "I need two grounded sockets, a large sterile pot filled with hot water and you all need to sign these releases." "An egg beater!" "Aw, thank you, Aunt Sylvia!" "I love that it's cordless." "Well, at least I got that part right." "All of these gifts are so thoughtful." "Lily?" "I need you to look at me right now and read my mind." " Oh, my God!" "You're hearing me!" " Yeah!" "Sorry this party's so boring." "What's up?" "Do not open my gift." "See what I'm doing here?" "I'm looking over at the gift, then back at you, and I'm shaking my head, "no."" "Gift." "You." "No." " Are you getting that?" " I totally got it." "Here you go." "Lily said it was your time of the month." "You're welcome." "What are you doing?" "Oh, just, um... rearranging the gifts." "The pile looked a bit precarious." "So..." "Oh, don't worry, I'll keep an eye on it." "Great." "You do that." "You're gonna make a damn good nun." "As many times as Robin told this story over the years, she would never quite be able to explain the logic of her next move." "Is this a strip show or a Kiss concert?" "Shh!" "She's starting." "Please turn off your cell phones, pagers and sense of shame." "All right, boys." "Lie back, get comfortable, and enjoy the show." "Of course there's no way I'm telling you about her show." " So, let's skip ahead a little." " Ow!" "Oh my God, are you all right?" "No, I am not all right, you idiot." "My ankle is broken!" " Take me to the hospital!" " Um, actually, we have tickets." "You know what?" "Thanks a lot, Barney." "She told you at the beginning of the show not to use the smoke machine when she's on the hippity hop." "Now I'm going to have to spend the rest of my bachelor party in a hospital." "Well, hey, maybe we'll get to see her X-rays." "The ultimate strip show." " X-rays." "More like triple X-rays." " Just stop." "Which exit is the hospital?" "What if she doesn't make it to the hospital?" "Barney, please calm down." "Maybe we should just take her to the desert, bury her and wash our hands of this whole thing!" "Dude, what is the matter with you?" "I'm just trying to illustrate to Marshall that as his best man..." " You're not my best man." " As his best man," "I would help him bury a hooker in the desert." " I'm not a hooker." " And you're not my best man." "You've ruined my bachelor party." "I don't know why you wouldn't just listen to me when I said I didn't want this." "Well, the fight started ten minutes ago." "Maybe-maybe we should listen." "Oh, Doctor, what a fight!" "That knockout will be talked about for years to come!" "Anyone lucky enough to be in the arena tonight just witnessed boxing history in the making!" "Thank you so much, Margaret." "I can't believe you carved that crucifix yourself." "So talented." "Didn't think you could carve." "For you." "Oh." "And this one's from..." " Grandma Lois." " Oh." "No, wait, darling." "Before you open this, I-I want to say a few words." "Okay, something you need to know." "Grandma Lois thought she was giving her granddaughter an antique sewing machine." "And we're back in." "Honey, this handy little device has been in our family for generations." "I used it, your great grandmother used it." "Now, her mother didn't use this one, but she used one just like it." "Of course, back then, they were made out of wood." "And, uh, I guess before that, you just had to do it by hand." " Would you pass the wine, please?" " No." "Hey, Marshall, while we're here, you may as well go down to the morgue and climb into a drawer, 'cause that's what marriage is like." "Can I get an amen?" " Is everything all right at home, Stuart?" " No." "It's broken." "Oh, damn it, this is bad." "I really can't lose this job." "My daughters are about to start school, and my fiancé, well... ever since he got back from Iraq, pretty much all he does is drink." "I think about leaving him, but..." "I don't want my girls growing up without a dad like I did." "I don't want them to know what that's like." " So, show time?" " What is the matter with you?" "Her ankle's broken." "I know for a fact that the second half of her act takes place largely in a seated or supine position." "Oh, that's true." "Treasure, please, don't worry about the show." "Uh, we'd feel bad." "What does that mean?" "No." "We just mean, uh, you're off the hook." "You don't have to do it." "I don't have to do it?" "Well, guess what?" "I know I don't have to do it." "I do it because I am good at it." "Look, I don't need your pity." "All I want to do is give you a great show because you're getting married!" "Is that so much to ask?" "Is that such a major inconvenience?" "!" "Oh, that is wrong." "Oh, that's just so wrong." "Well, the doctor did say for her to keep it elevated." "When I was a girl, my mother taught me and my sister to use it." "We used to have contests to see who could finish faster." "It was so exciting." "The whole family would gather around to watch." "And when I was a new bride, this is what kept me buzy all those long nights when your grandfather was in Korea." "And speaking of your grandfather, though I don't think he'd care to admit this to any of his army buddies, but... he'd have a go at it every once in a while." "And he enjoyed it." "Oh, open it up, sweetie." "May this give for you as much joy as it's brought me." "Grandma, um..." "Wow." "Well, take it out, honey." "I want to show you how to use it." "Okay, no, no!" "Don't take it out." "Lily, that's not your grandma's gift." "It's mine." "I panicked, and I switched the cards because I was embarrassed." "Well, what is it?" "It's just like the one Miranda gave to Charlotte on Sex and the City." "Oh, I love that show." "I always watch it on TBS." "Oh, you would." "You're such a Samantha!" "Oh, I'm a Carrie!" "You're a Samantha!" "And then the night became a whole new kind of uncomfortable." " So where do I get one of these?" " Mom!" "Man, what a show, huh?" "She did some disgusting stuff." "Really sticks with you." "I may be done eating." "Me, too." "I mean, like, forever." "Me, too." "I miss my wife." "Hey, let's go around the table and say what our favorite part was." "Mine was that thing with the typewriter." "I mean, she made some spelling mistakes, but still." "Ooh, and you guys were all, "Barney, put out the cigar!" "It's a non-smoking room!" And I was all, "Hell, no, this is a Cuban!"" "Of course, eventually, I did put it out." "Did I put it out?" "I put it out." "Did I put it out?" "I put it out." "Did I put it out?" "It was a small fire, not even big enough to force an evacuation of the hotel, but definitely big enough to get us kicked out, and bring Marshall's bachelor party to an early end." "Is that...?" "It is." "Hey, guys." "How was the fight?" "Hey, what are you guys doing here?" "What happened to the bachelor party?" "We missed the fight, dinner was ruined, we spent half the night in the hospital, and got kicked out of the hotel." " What do you think happened?" " Barney." "Barney." "Hey, I was just trying to be a good best man." "You know what a best man does, Barney?" "He does what the groom wants." "But all you ever think about is what you want, what's best for you." "Best man?" "I'm not even sure I'm inviting you to the wedding at this point." "You don't mean that." "Why should I invite you?" "You don't even want us to get married." "That's not true." "Lily, don't." "What?" "I'm sorry, Barney." "It happened last summer when we were broken up." "Hey, what are you guys talking about?" " Lily." " Ah, I got to go." "Newark Airport, please." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Barney, what are you doing here?" "I can't believe it's really you." "Come in, have a seat." "Do you want some tea?" "I know the apartment's small, but I don't need much space." "Let me show you some of my paintings." "I think it's some of my best work ever." "Just stop it." "Lily, you have to come home." "You and Marshall belong together." "The two of you have something that most people search their whole lives for and never find." "I know you love him, and if you knew what he was going through right now, you wouldn't be here for one more second." "I bought you a ticket home." "Marshall is one of the best people I know, and it won't be long until someone else realizes that, and you'll lose him forever." "I can't stand the thought of that happening, and I cannot keep stealing chicks from him forever." "Never, ever tell anyone I was here." "I will deny it tooth and nail." "This trip never happened." "Hey, if you had three hours to kill before your flight, what would you do" "Alcatraz or Fisherman's Wharf?" "You really did that?" "Marshall, I think Barney's your best man." "Yeah." "Yes, he is." "See, Lily?" "This is why I didn't..." " Really?" " Really." "Real..." "In your face, loser!" "Take it easy, all right." "Ted's still my best man, too." "You guys are co-best men." "Right." "Yes, we're both best man." "No, um, seriously." "You guys are co-best men." "Of course." "I can't believe you got me this." "Oh, I only did it as a joke." "I can return it for you you want." "Oh, no, it's okay." "You don't have to go all the way back down there." " I'll, I'll just throw it away." " Well, I mean, if you were going to throw it away, maybe I'll take it in case I get invited to another wedding shower." " It's a great gag gift." " Yeah, it's really funny." "You know who would get a kick out of it?" "Marshall." "So, so maybe I'll just hold on to it." "I would be embarrassed if Marshall found out that I bought it for you," " so I'd better just take it." " Robin, leave it."

"It's..." "Monty Python's Flying Circus." "Well, where is he?" "Oh, what is it, dear?" "It's from the BBC." "They want to know if I want to be in a sketch on telly." "Oh, that's nice." " Well, it's acting, isn't it?" " Yes." "Well, I'm a plumber." "I can't act." "Oh, you never know till you try." "Look at Mrs. Brando's son next door." "He was mending the fridge when they asked him to be The Wild One." "What do they want you to do?" "Well, they just want me to stand at a counter and when the sketch starts, I go out." "Oh, that sounds nice." "It's what they call a walk-on." "Walk-on?" "It's a walk-off, that's what this is." " Where is he, George?" " I don't know." " He should have been here hours ago." " He bloody should have been." "What else does it say?" "It just says, "We would like you to be in a sketch." "You are standing at a counter." "When the sketch starts, you go off." "Yours faithfully, Lord Hill."" "Oh, well, better be off, then." " Well, what about the cat?" " Oh, I'll look after the cat." "Goodness me, Mrs. Newman's eldest never worried about the cat when he went off to do the Sweet Bird of Youth." "All right then, all right." "Bye-bye, dear." "Bye-bye, and mind you don't get seduced." "Well, it'll make a change from plumbing." "Dad, Frank's got a television part." "You missed him." "Good morning, I am a bank robber." "Please don't panic, just hand over all your money." "This is a lingerie shop, sir." "Fine, fine, fine." "Adopt, adapt and improve." "Motto of the Round Table." "Well..." "What have you got?" "We've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras slips, petticoats, knickers, socks and garters, sir." "Fine, fine." "Fine, fine." "No large piles of money in safes?" " No, sir." " No deposit accounts?" " No, sir." " No piles of cash..." "...in easy-to-carry bags?" " None at all, sir." " No luncheon vouchers?" " No, sir." "Fine, fine." "Well..." "Adopt, adapt and improve." "Just a pair of knickers then, please." "Well, that was a bit of fun, wasn't it?" "And a special good evening to you." "Not the ordinary good evening you get from the other announcers but a special good evening from me to you." "Well, what have we got next?" "This is fun, isn't it?" "Look, I'm sorry if I'm interrupting anything that you're doing at home but I want you to think of me as an old queen." "Friend." "Well, let's see what we've got next." "In a few moments, It's A Tree." "And in the chair, as usual, is Arthur Tree." "And starring in the show will be a host of star guests as his star guests." "And then at 9:30 we've got another rollicking half-hour of laughter-packed squalor with Yes, it's the Sewage Farm Attendants." "And this week, Dan falls into a vat of human dung with hilarious consequences." "But now it's the glittering world of show business with Arthur Tree." "Hello." "Hello, people, and welcome to It's A Tree." "We have some really exiting guests for you this evening." "A fabulous spruce, back from a tour of Holland three gum trees, making their first appearance in this country Scot pine and the conifers and Elm Tree Bole, there you go, can't be bad an exiting new American plank a rainforest and a bucket of sawdust giving their views on teenage violence and an unusual guest for this program a piece of laminated plastic." "Hi there." "But first, will you please, please welcome a block of wood." "Well, Block." "Nice to have you on the show again." "Well, thanks, Tree." "I've got to pay the rent." "Super." "Well, what have you been doing, Block?" "Well, I've just been starring in several major, multi-million-dollar international films and, during breaks on the set I've been designing a cathedral doing wonderful, unpublicized work for charity finishing my history of the world, of course pulling the birds..." ""photographing royalty on the loo averting World War lll, can't be bad and learning to read." "The full Renaissance bit, really." " Yeah, yeah." " Super, super." "Well, I've got to stop you there, Block, I'm afraid because we've got someone who's been doing cabaret in the new forest from America, will you welcome please, a Chippendale writing desk." "Thank you, Mr. Tree." "I'd now like to do a few impersonations of some of my favourite Englishmen." "First off, Long John Sliver." "Jim Boy." "And now, Edward Heath." "Hello, sailor." "Now, a short scene from a play by Harold Splinter." "Wasn't that just great, ladies and gentlemen?" "But wait a minute, we've got something else I just know you're going to love." "Yes, sir, coming right up the Vocational Guidance Counsellor sketch." " Vocational guidance counsellor" " Vocational guidance counsellor" "Vocational guidance counsellor" "Vocational guidance counsellor" "Vocational guidance counsellor" "Mr. Anchovy." "Do sit down." "Thank you." "Take the weight off the feet, eh?" "Yes, yes." "Lovely weather for the time of year, I must say." "Enough of this gay banter." "Now, Mr. Anchovy you asked us to advise you which job in life you were best suited for." " That is correct, yes." " I have the results of the interviews and the aptitude tests you took last week and we've built up a pretty clear picture of the person you are." "And I think I can say, without fear of contradiction that the ideal job for you is chartered accountancy." "But I am a chartered accountant." "Jolly good." "Well, back to the office with you then." "No, no, no." "You don't understand." "I've been a chartered accountant for the last 20 years." "I want a new job." "Something exciting that will let me live." "Chartered accountancy is rather exciting, isn't it?" "Exciting?" "No, it's not." "It's dull." "Dull, dull." "My God, it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and desperately dull." "Well, yes, Mr. Anchovy, but you see, your report here says that you are an extremely dull person." "You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow." ""Unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless easily dominated, no sense of humour tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful."" "And whereas in most professions these would be considerable drawbacks in chartered accountancy they're a positive boon." "But don't you see, I came here to find a new job." "A new life." "A new meaning to my existence." " Can't you help me?" " Well do you have any idea of what you want to do?" " Yes." "Yes, I have." " What?" "Lion-taming." "Yes, yes." "Of course, it's a bit of a jump, isn't it?" "I mean, chartered accountancy to lion-taming in one go." "You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards lion-taming..." "...via banking?" " No." "No, no, no." "I don't want to wait." "At 9:00 tomorrow..." "..." "I want to be in there, taming." " Fine, fine." "But do you--?" "Do you have any qualifications?" "Yes, I've got a hat." " A hat?" " Yes, a hat." "A lion-taming hat." "A hat, with "lion-tamer" on it." "I got it at Harrods." "And it lights up, saying, "lion-tamer" in great big neon letters so you can tame them after dark, when they're less stroppy." "You can switch it off during the day, claim reasonable wear and tear as allowable, professional expenses under..." "Yes, yes, I do follow, Mr. Anchovy, but you see, the snag is if I now call Mr. Chipperfield and say to him:" ""Look here, I've got a 45-year-old chartered accountant with me who wants to become a lion-tamer" his first question is not going to be, "Does he have his own hat?"" "He's going to ask what sort of experience you've had with lions." "Well, I" " I've seen them at the zoo." " Good, good, good." " Yes, they're brown furry things with short stumpy legs and great long noses." "I don't know what all the fuss is about, I could tame one." "They look pretty tame to start with." "And these-- These lions, how high are they?" "Well, they're about so high, you know." " They don't frighten me at all." " Really?" " And do these lions eat ants?" " Yes, that's right." "Well, Mr. Anchovy, I'm afraid what you've got hold of there, is an anteater." " A what?" " An anteater." "Not a lion." "You see, a lion is a huge savage beast about 5 feet high, 10 feet long, weighing about 400 pounds running 40 miles an hour, with masses of sharp pointed teeth and nasty, long, razor-sharp claws that could rip your belly open before you could say Eric Robinson, and they look like this." "Time enough, I think, for a piece of wood." "The larch." " Now, shall I call Mr. Chipperfield?" " No." "No, no, no." "I think your idea of making the transition to lion-taming via easy stages, say via insurance or..." " Or banking." " Or banking." "Banking, yes." "Yes, banking." "That's a man's life, isn't it?" "Banking." "Travel, excitement, adventure, thrills." " Decisions affecting people's lives." " Jolly good, well..." "...shall I put you in touch with a bank?" " Yes." " Fine." " No, no, no." "Look, it's a big decision, I'd like just a couple of weeks to think about it." "You know, don't want to jump into it too quickly." "Maybe three weeks." "I could let you know definitely then." " I don't want to make this decision..." " Well, this is just one of the all too many cases on our books of chartered accountancy." "The only way that we can fight this terrible, debilitating social disease is by informing the general public of its consequences." "By showing young people..." "For a bit" " Just for a bit-- ...that it's just not worth it." "So please give generously to this address:" " Well, that was fun, wasn't it?" " No, it wasn't, you fairy." "Oh, hello, sailor." "No, you wouldn't have got on one of our voyages." " They were all dead butch." " That's not what I've heard." "There is an epic quality about the sea which has, throughout history, stirred the hearts and minds of Englishmen of all nations." "Sir Francis Drake, Captain Webb Nelson of Trafalgar and Scott of the Antarctic all rose to the challenge of the mighty ocean." "Today, another Englishman may add his name to the golden roll of history." "Mr. Ron Obvious of Neaps End." "For today, Ron Obvious hopes to be the first man to jump the channel." "Ron, now let's just get this quite clear." "You're intending to jump across the English Channel?" "Oh, yes, that is correct, yes." "And just how far is that?" "Oh, well, it's 26 miles from here to Calais." " That's to the beach at Calais?" " No, provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast I shall be jumping into the centre of Calais itself." "Ron, are you using any special techniques to jump this great distance?" "Oh, no, no." "I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump... mstraight up in the air and across the channel." "I see." "Ron, what is the furthest distance that you've jumped so far?" "Oh, 11 foot 6 inches at Motspur Park on July the 22nd." "But I have done nearly 12 feet, unofficially." "I see." "Ron, Ron." "Ron aren't you worried, Ron--?" "Aren't you worried jumping 26 miles across the sea?" "0h. "0. no, no." "It is, in fact, easier to jump over sea than over dry land." " Well, how is that?" " Well, my manager explained it to me." "You see, if you're five miles out over the English Channel with nothing but sea underneath you there is a very great impetus to stay in the air." "I see." "Well, thank you very much, Ron, and the very best of luck." "Thank you." "Thank you." "The man behind Ron's cross-channel jump is his manager Mr. Luigi Vercotti." "Mr. Vercotti." "Mr. Vercotti." " Mr. Vercotti." "Mr. Vercotti." " What?" "I've never been" " I don't know what you're talking about." "No, we're from the BBC, Mr. Vercotti." " Who?" " The BBC." "Oh, I see." "I thought-- I thought you were the..." "I like the police, I've got a lot of time for them." "Yes, Mr. Vercotti, what is your chief task as Ron's manager?" "Well, my main task is to fix a sponsor for the big jump." " And who is the sponsor?" " The Chippenham Brick Company." "They pay all the bills in return for which Ron will be carrying half a hundredweight of their bricks." "That was my idea." "I see." "Well, it looks as if Ron is ready now." "He's got the bricks." "He's had his passport checked and he's all set to go." "And he's off, on the first ever cross-channel jump." "Will Ron be trying the cross-channel jump again soon?" "No." "No, I'm taking him off the jumps." "I've got something lined up for Ron that I think is much more up his street." " What's that?" " Ron is going to eat Chichester Cathedral." "Well, there he goes, Ron Obvious of Neaps End in an attempt which could make him the first man ever to eat an entire Anglican cathedral." "I think, David, this is something which Ron and myself are really keen on." "Ron is going to tunnel from Godalming, here, to Java, here." " Java." " Yeah." "I personally think this is going to make Ron a household name overnight." " And how far has he got?" " Well, he's quite far now, Dave." "Well on the way." "Well on the way, yeah." "Well, where is he, exactly?" " Yeah." " Where?" "Oh, well, you know, it's difficult to say exactly." "He's, you know, in the area of..." "Ron, how far have you got?" "Oh, about 2 foot 6, Mr. Vercotti." "Yeah, well, keep digging lad, keep digging." "Mr. Vercotti, are you sure there isn't a spade?" "Mr. Vercotti, what do you say to people who accuse you of exploiting Ron for your own purposes?" "Well, it's totally untrue, David." "Ever since I left Sicily, I've been trying to do the best for Ron." "I know what Ron wants to do, I believe in him." "And I'm just trying to create the opportunities for Ron to do the kind of things he wants to do." "And what's he gonna do today?" "He's gonna split a railway carriage with his nose." "The only difficult bit for Ron is getting out of Earth's atmosphere." "Once he's in orbit, he'll be able to run straight to Mercury." "I am now extremely hopeful that Ron will break the world record for remaining underground." "He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent this really huge talent." "Oh, that's a bit sad, isn't it?" " It's satire." " No, it isn't." " This is zany, madcap humour." " Oh, is it?" " Good morning." "I'd like to buy a cat." " Morning." "Certainly, sir." "I've got a lovely terrier." " No, I want a cat, really." " Oh, yeah." "How about that?" "No, that's the terrier." "Well, it's as near as, damn it." "Well, what do you mean?" "I want a cat." "Listen, tell you what." "I'll file its legs down a bit take its snout off, stick wires through its cheeks." "There you are, pussycat." "It's not a proper cat." " What do you mean?" " Well, it wouldn't meow." " Well, it would howl a bit." "No." "No, no, no." "Have you got a parrot?" "Oh, I'm afraid not, actually, guv, we're fresh out of parrots." "Tell you what though." "I'll lop its back legs off, make good." "Strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice." "No problem." "Lovely parrot." " How long would that take?" " Oh, let me see." "Stripping the fur off, no legs..." " Harry?" " Yeah." "Can you do a parrot job on this terrier straight away?" "No, I'm still putting a tuck in the Airedale and then I got the frogs to let out." " Friday?" " No, I need it for tomorrow." "It's a present." " Oh, dear, it's a long job you see, parrot conversion." "Tell you what, though." "For free." "Terriers make lovely fish." "I mean, I would do that for you straight away." "Legs off, fins on, stick a pipe through its neck so it can breathe bit of gold paint, make good." "You'd need a very big tank." "It's a great conversation piece." "Yes, all right, all right." "But only if I can watch." "Oh, I thought that was a bit predictable." "It's been done before." "Yeah, we did it for Caesar's Christmas show." "No, you didn't, you did Jack and the Beanstalk." "Here, what was that picture?" "Next." " Good morning, Mr. Phipps?" " That's right, yes." " Do take a seat." " All right, sir." "Now, could you tell us, roughly, why you want to become a librarian?" "Well, I've had a certain amount of experience running a library at school." "Yes, yes." "What sort of experience?" "Well, for a time, Iran the upper science library." "Yes, yes." "Now, Mr. Phipps, of course you do realise that the post of librarian carries with it certain very important responsibilities." "I mean, there's the selection of books, the record library, and the art gallery." "Now, it seems to me that your greatest disadvantage is your lack of professional experience coupled with the fact that, being a gorilla you would tend to frighten people." " Is he a gorilla?" " Yes, he is." "Why didn't it say on his form that he's a gorilla?" "Well, you see, applicants are not required to fill in their species." "What was that picture?" "Mr. Phipps, what is your attitude towards censorship in a public library?" " How do you mean, sir?" " Well, I mean, for instance would you stock Last Exit to Brooklyn or Groupie?" " Yes, I think so." " Good." "Yes, well, that seems to be very sensible, Mr. Phipps." "I can't pretend that this library hasn't had its difficulties." "Mr. Robertson, your predecessor, an excellent librarian savaged three people last week and had to be destroyed." " I'm sorry, sir." " Oh, no, don't be sorry." "You see, I don't believe that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, and that's the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians." "And also, they're much more permissive." "Pumas keep Hank Janson on open shelves." "Yes, Mr. Phipps." "Mr. Phipps, I love seeing the customers when they come to complain about some damaged book ask to see the chief librarian and then you should see their faces when the proud beast leaps from his tiny office, snatches the book from their hands and sinks his fangs into their soft..." "Mr. Phipps." "Kong" "You can be our next librarian." "You're proud, majestic and fierce enough." "Will you do it?" " I don't think I can, sir." " Why not?" " I'm not really a gorilla." " What?" "I'm a librarian in a skin." "Why this deception?" "Well, they said it was the best way to get the job." "Get out, Mr. Librarian Phipps, seeing as you're not a gorilla but only dressed up as one, trying to deceive us in order to further your career." "Next." "Mr. Pattinson." "Sit." " Bet that's a link, ma'am." " Bet that's a link, ma'am." "Vera." "Vera, darling." "Wake up, my little lemon." "Come to my arms." "Oh, Maurice." "What are you doing here?" "I could not keep away from you." "I must have you all the time." "Oh, this is most inconvenient." "Don't talk to me about convenience." "Love consumes my naughty mind, I'm delirious with desire." " What's that, Vera?" " Oh, nothing, dear." " Just a trick of the light." " Right-o." " That was close." " Now then, my little banana my little fruit salad, I can wait for you no longer." " You must be mine, utterly." " Oh, Maurice." "Vera." "How dare you." " Roger." " What's the meaning of this?" "Oh, I can explain everything, my darling." " Who's this?" " This is Maurice Zatapathique Roger Thompson." "Roger Thompson, Maurice Zatapathique." " How do you do?" " How do you do?" "How could you do this to me, Vera?" "After all we've been through?" "Damn it, I love you." "Vera." "Don't you understand, it's me that loves you." " What's happening, Vera?" " Oh, nothing, dear." "Just a twig brushing against the window." "Right-o." " Come to me, Vera." " Oh, not now, Roger." "Vera, my little hedgehog." "Don't turn me away." "Oh, it cannot be, Maurice." " Hands off, you filthy, bally froggie." " Oh, Ken." "Ken Biggles." " Yes, Algy's here as well." " Algy Braithwaite?" "That's right, Vera." "Oh, God." "You know we both still bally love you." "Oh, Biggles." "Algy." "Oh, but how wonderful." " What's happening, Vera?" " Oh, nothing, dear." "It's just the toilet filling up." " Right-o." "Scusi, you tell me where is Mrs. Vera Jackson, please?" "Yes, right and right again." "Right-o." "Oh, Vera." "Do you remember Acapulco in the springtime?" "Oh, the Herman Rodrigues Four." "Vera." "I distinctly heard a Mexican rhythm combo." "Oh, no, dear." "It was just the electric blanket switching off." "Well, I'm going for a tinkle." "No, you can't do that." "Here, we haven't finished the sketch yet." "Dash it all, there's only another bally page." "I say." "There's no one to react to." " Don't talk to the camera." " Oh, sorry." "Here, it's no good you coming in." "He's gone and left the sketch." "Yes, he went for a tinkle." "I think my wife is beginning to suspect something." "I felt that ending was a bit predictable." "Yes, indeed, there was a certain lack of originality." "However, it's not necessarily a good thing just to be different." "No, quite, there is equal humour in the conventional." "But on the other hand, is it what the public wants?" "I mean, with the new permissiveness not to mention the balance of payments." "It's an undeniable fact that" "I agree with that completely." "That's it." "I'm getting out of this show before it's too late." "Too late."

"Previously on Chicago fire..." " Stabilizers!" " She's going!" "Hey, I need to talk to you." "You said you were gonna get your arm looked at." "A part of me doesn't wanna know." "There's a surgery which can take pressure off the nerve." "How long would I be off work?" "Six months to a year." "How long you been dating this guy?" "He's taken." "I got a scar on my back that reminds me about the price of playing beat the clock." "Field test this idiot." "Look, detective Voight... that was his son driving this car." "He's a dirty cop." "You filed a report that said my son was drunk that night." "He was." "I can take this to the next level real easy." "Believe me, you are gonna retract that statement." "What you're asking me to do..." "I'm not asking!" "Why didn't you call Alexa back?" "I liked her." "What does a lesbian bring on a second date?" "A moving van." "You have major commitment issues." "Yeah, yeah." "Please put this out in front." "I'm gonna take this stuff to the kitchen." "Great." "I'm not carving this thing." "Some developing local news now..." "Yo, do we have any spices around here besides salt and pepper?" "What else do you need besides salt and pepper?" "Wow." "This is for the trick-or-treaters." "And heads up..." "Halloween is chief Boden's favorite holiday." "Oh, I'm dead serious." "We can see where you're putting that." "Hey, nobody touches the candy." "We ran out last year." "I graciously donate my in-laws' television, and I cannot get a piece of candy?" "I keep coriander, cumin, and bay leaves in the back cupboard." "Um, I used up all the saffron last time I cooked." "Engine 51, truck 81, squad 3, ambulance 61." "Warehouse fire, 6620 Oak Park." "This is the old Triskin warehouse." "Looks like the door's been pried open." "Could be squatters inside." "Smoke's already coming out pretty quick." "We don't have long on this one." "Engine 51, give me a 2 1/2 in the front door truck 81, open up the back and vent the skylights." "Kelly, give me that primary search." "You got it." "Raise the aerial and take out the skylights." "Herrmann and Mills, let's open up the back and get in there." "Let's go." "Smoke's bad." "Get the doors down fast." "Strike." "Good." "Done." "Going left." " Mind your step." " Call out." "Fire department!" "Anyone in here?" "That smoke's turning ugly." "Fire department!" "Anyone in here?" "There's someone in the back!" "Let's go!" "Hey, guys, over here." "Fire department!" "Anybody here?" "Call out!" "I got you." "Come on." "Hang on to me." "We're gonna get you out." "We got him." "Fire department!" "Unh!" "All companies, evacuate the building." "Come on, Mills, let's go." "It's gonna flash." "Herrmann and Mills still inside?" "Yep." "Repeat, evacuate immediately." "Let's go." "Come on, now, guys." "We gotta get out of there." "Let's go." "Come on, men." "Come on, Mills." "There's a guy still inside." "I saw him." "Chief, give me one more minute to go back in there." "No, it's over." "No more minutes." "He could be alive." "Just give me one more minute." "I know I can get to him." "I know." "You're not going anywhere." "This building's about to flash." " Chief, I could..." " Enough!" "All officers, take count of your firefighters." "Nobody goes back in." "All members out of the collapse zone." " Everybody, back up." " Back up." "Fire up the water cannons." " Come on, let's go." "Boys!" "We got it!" "Hey, give her back the wand now." "Hey, hey." "Here you go." "Man." "I thought you were gonna be a superhero." "I am." "I'm superboy." "That's the whole costume?" "That's pretty half-assed." "Christopher!" "What, he can't put on a cape?" "He doesn't have a..." "All right." "I walked in on your dad again." "The man refuses to lock the door." "And you refuse to knock." "This came for you." "Aw, crap." "Were you there, daddy?" "Yep, and we kicked that fire's butt." "Love you, okay?" " Bye." " Bye." "You can't leave." "I put a force-field around the door." "If you had a cape on, I might believe that." " Come on, I'm late." " No." "Lukie, hey." "I told you, you don't have to worry about me so much." "What if you get hurt again?" "I'll get better, just like last time." "And like you did, when your bike went over." "Us Herrmanns, we're tough bastards." "You said "bastards."" "Don't tell mom." "Okay." "Come on." "Come on, buddy." "Okay." "I love you, buddy." "Happy Halloween!" "Happy Halloween." "Guess what?" "After school," "I'm gonna break out a bottomless bowl of treats." "Gonna come back and get 'em?" " You'll bring 'em back?" " Yeah." "Go on, then." "Get out of here and come back." " Y'all look great." " Thank you!" "Lieutenant, can I ask you something?" "In general, when the chief says, everybody out of a building now, how much time do we really have?" "A minute?" "30 seconds?" "What?" "Don't beat yourself up, Mills." "See, the thing is, I was closest to the victim." "I-I could see him, you know?" "When chief says "now," he means now." "Not 30 seconds, not any seconds." "Got it?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I figured." "Thanks." "Ow!" "Morning, lieutenant." "Morning." "You get hurt the other night?" "Mind not turning the locker room into a chat room?" "Yeah." "Just take the damn piece of candy already." "She won't notice." "I'm not climbing onto the counter." "Hey, did you guys hear that Casey's gonna testify against detective Voight's son?" "Apparently, Dawson's brother says it's a risky move, and Voight's a dangerous son of a bitch." "I wouldn't put my ass on the line like that." "Uh, lieutenant, you need any help with the detective Voight situation, you let me know." "When I became a union rep, they sent me a bunch of brochures." "I'm good." "Thanks." "Just need to testify at the arraignment, once it's set." "You see this crap?" "Why is it crap?" "I just mean that that's what happened, isn't it?" "So..." "Where is the headline about how we busted our humps and saved three guys, huh?" "Okay, everybody, listen up." "Today, our very own Jose Vargas transfers from truck to squad." "As of now, he's officially a member of rescue squad 3." " Whoo!" " Big time Vargas." "Make sure to bow next time you walk by." " Best of luck." " Thanks, lieutenant." "Hey, lieutenant Casey, I just saw your car out front." "Something happened to it." "What the hell?" "This is why I can't stand Halloween, man." "The punks, they go wild." "My gym bag got lifted." "Right in front of the station." "Call the cops." "File a report." "Yeah, I should." "Truck 81, squad 3." "House fire, 220 South Kilbourn." "Fire is out on arrival." "Hold all incoming companies." "We'll do a little overhaul." " You okay, ma'am?" " I'm fine." "I must have dropped a cigarette or something." "I was cleaning out the garage." "So stupid of me." "Well, good job putting it out." "We were here a few weeks ago." "Fire in your car, parked out front." "The car is old." "Two fires in two weeks?" "Bad luck always comes in streaks." "I need to check inside, make sure the fire didn't get into the adjoining wall." "All right." "No heat." "That's good." "Me and my late husband." "How long were you married?" "45 years, till he passed." "Wow." "What's the secret?" "I never asked." "Just counted my blessings every day." " She say what happened?" " Mm-mm." " What the hell happened?" " It went out." "What?" "It just needed a new cord." "Nobody panic." "Go ahead." "Try it." "Yes." "Halloween horror marathon, channel 11." "We are back." "My brother died because he was homeless and poor." "If he had been a firefighter or a banker in a fancy apartment, they would have found a way to save him." "It was recorded on a cell phone." "Chief, give me one more minute to go back in there." "No, it's over." "No more minutes." "He could be alive." "Just give me one more minute." "I know I can get to him." "I know." "Not going anywhere." "This building's about to flash." " Chief, I can get..." " Enough." "Even his own men wanted to go back in and save my brother's life, but the chief on the scene, Wallace Boden, said no." "So the investigation continues..." "Hey, there's another request for an interview about the fire from some blogger." "The answer's the same." "No comment." "Got it." "And Peter Mills wanted to see you." "Send him in." "Thanks." "Hey, Mills, what's up?" "Um, when I asked to go back in," "I apologize if that was out of line." "Not another word." "That is exactly the attitude I want from all my men." "Forget the news report." "Yes, sir." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "Hey, we got our first trick-or-treater." "Hey, guys." "Happy Halloween." " Happy Halloween, lady." " Sweet shoes." "Thanks." "Uh, are you a runner too?" "Uh, I just did my first 10k a couple months ago." "Oh, wow, that's..." "that's my race too." "I've been training for the next one." "I'm trying to get in under 48 minutes." "That sounds like a good goal." " How'd you do?" " 45:20." "Wow, that's great." "Casey's in his quarters, I think." "Awesome." "Thank you." "I'll see you guys." " Yep." " Bye." "45:20?" "I think it was somewhere around there." "Everything okay?" "Of course." "Why do you look worried?" "II'm not worried." "Just surprised." "Well, I was thinking about our new plan to start fresh, and I realized..." "What?" "That there is something that we talked about doing and never did." "Yeah?" "Chief, this is Sondra Sherman." "I'm an attorney with the city's office." "How can we help you today?" "I need to ask you some questions about the Triskin warehouse fire." "Why?" "The city's been contacted by an attorney for Marc Thorne, the victim's brother." "There are some concerns about the way the fire was handled." "My sympathies go out to Mr. Thorne, but if I hadn't handled the fire the way that I did, not only would his brother be dead, but so would my men." "Mmhmm." "And how long was it after you called your men out that the structure exploded?" "I don't know exactly." "About a minute." "And did one of your men tell you there was someone still inside?" "Yes, he did, and he wanted to go back in and get him." "I said no." "Seconds later, there was a flashover." "I wouldn't ask you these questions unless I had to, chief." "We don't think you did anything wrong, but an M.E.'s report will be released soon, and if it says his brother was alive up until the explosion," "Thorne will come after you, the department, and the city of Chicago." "The city completely supports you." "You shouldn't feel bad." "I don't." "If we're done here, I have some work to do." "Wait here, guys." "Hey, Bobby." "Thanks for coming." " Hi." "How you doin'?" " Good." "So, what's the deal here?" "You tell me." "Mrs. Grady, how are you, ma'am?" "I'm fine." "We just had a few questions about those fires that you had." "They were accidents." "I don't know any more than I've already told you." "Okay, well, we just want to make sure that there are no more incidents." "Sorry." "Someone set fire to her car two weeks ago." "This morning, her garage burns, she says... she said they were just accidents." "But they weren't." "Why do you think somebody would come after her?" "I mean, she lives alone." "She keeps to herself." "Pick a reason." "I have a suggestion." "If you do a sit-down with Marc Thorne, that could help minimize the damage." " A sit-down?" " Yeah." "A "beer in the rose garden" kind of thing." "You, Thorne, attorneys for both sides." "Sitdown was his." "Beer was mine." "Sometimes a simple conversation can avert a major lawsuit." "Maybe all he wants is an apology." "I doubt that." "Chief, I don't think you understand." "If we can't make this go away before the M.E.'s report comes back, your job and your livelihood are at risk." "I am not going to apologize." "I did nothing wrong, neither one of my men." "Look, the city completely supports you." "You keep saying that, and in the same breath, you tell me my job's on the line." "I really do have work to do." "I'm gonna go do it." "I have a favor to ask you." "Can I borrow your house key?" "I just want to set a little something up for Kelly in his room." "Champagne, candles." "I think my dad showing up at your apartment maybe pushed him away." "Yeah, I don't think it's your dad showing up so much that's the problem as much as him announcing that you're engaged." "I wasn't hiding that." "Where's your ring?" "It's being resized right now." "So, can I have the key or not?" "Not." "At all." "Ambulance 61." "Hand laceration." "310 east Pearson." "Oof!" "You got a nice bleed going there." "Yikes." "What happened?" "I was chopping, and suddenly there were screams, so I took my eyes off the onion." "Next thing I know, my hand's gushing blood." "Screams?" "A reaction to a two-tier baby carriage and matching car seat." "Wiggle your fingers for me." "Ah, it's not bad but, yeah, you're gonna need stitches." "The mom-to-be had a dizzy spell when she saw the blood." "Can one of you guys take a look at her?" "Oh, yeah, sure." "You're not gonna believe this." "What?" "Hey, Clare." "Oh, my God." "Um, honey, this is Leslie Shay, my old girlfriend." "Hi." "There are two patients we'll take this one with the hand lac, so you can grab the other lady if you don't mind.." "Actually, I just put Clarice in the back of our rig, so..." "And I said we would take him, so..." "It doesn't matter to me." "Here you go." "All right, I'm just gonna check your vitals and then have a listen and make sure everything's okay with the baby." "And then the dizzy spell came on so suddenly." "I'm sure everything is fine, sweetie." "Blood pressure's good." "All right, I'm just gonna lift your shirt off your belly and have a listen." "Heart rate's 140." "It's perfect." "Thank you." "Thank you, Les." "See?" "That baby's already got a flair for the dramatic." "The teen years are gonna be fun." "You know what I still have of yours?" "Those old blues records that your mom gave you." "Oh, yeah." "Forgot about those." "Yeah, I mean, you know, I can get 'em back to you at any time." "Why don't you, um, just give me a call and we can figure it out." "Who was that?" "That's Mills' sister, Elise." "Wow." "When is the next family picnic?" "Hey, let me give you a hand with those." " I'm good, thanks." " You sure?" "If this food ends up on the floor instead of the table, it could cause a riot." "You're Severide, right?" "Kelly." "Peter called, said he was supposed to make lunch." "He got busy." "He didn't sound so great." "Is everything okay around here?" "It's just another day on the job." "Your brother's a good kid." "Yeah." "He is." "I gotta get back to the restaurant." "Thanks for the help." "Give me the ball, give me the ball." " Oh." " Oh!" "My name is Marc Thorne." "I'm here to talk to chief Wallace Boden." "Is he here?" "I'm very sorry for your loss, Mr. Thorne." "Chief Boden!" "You knew my brother was in that warehouse." "Did you?" "The guy was homeless, keeping warm in a warehouse." "You're his brother." "Where have you been?" "Herrmann, come on." "No, sorry, I'm not gonna be quiet." "'Cause a few weeks ago, I almost bought the farm, trying to save a stranger." "It's what we do, every day." "It's what we tried to do for your brother." "Chief Boden made the call he had to make." "Just be glad you never have to do that." "What is this?" "We heard you represented, Herrmann." "So, I'm gonna throw out a name." " Clarice Carthage." " Oh ho ho..." " Ow." " Wait, who?" "The bitchy ex-girlfriend." "She wasn't a bitch, per se." "She was a little full of herself." "Well, she's got a new status update." "She is now Clarice Schwartz, married to a dude, and seven months pregnant." "Oh!" "Did I not call that?" "Did I not say she had one foot in, one foot out?" "You did not say that." "Well, not to you, maybe, but did I not call that?" "He called that." "Look, he's got candy." "He's got a bunch of candy." "Oh, look at you." "That costume is terrifying." "You're about to scare the neighbors to death." "Want some treats?" "Give me that." "Whomp." "I saw your picture online." "I read about what happened." "Keep your chin up." "You did the right thing." "Appreciate that." "Halloween is about the kids." "Thank you for coming." "Come on, guys, let's go." "Next." "Get some more candy?" "Should we get some more?" "Let's go." "Truck 81, ambulance 61." "Vargas wants back on truck already, huh?" "Yeah, yeah." "Coming through." "Excuse me." "Everybody, make way." "Coming through." "Anybody seen an injured person?" "Is that our guy?" "Okay, never mind." "Halloween sucks." "Looking for an injured person." "Thank God." "He's over here." "Okay, got a location on the victim." ""Witches' brew."" "Copy that." "Right behind you." " Watch out, guys." " Hold his head steady." "Guys, come on." "I got it." " Hold his head." " Yeah." " Did he take any drugs?" " No, just a couple beers." "***" "And he... he dropped and just started jerking around." "Does he have a history of seizures?" "I don't think so." "This is only our second date." "All right, ready." "Turn him over." " Hey, let me help out, fellas." " Stay back, sir." "Yeah, how about giving me a c-4 tube and a Lidocaine drip?" "Let 'em do their job." "All right, come on." "Move it out." "Don't tell 'em you're homeless." "They won't help ya." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Go, go." "You got your head screwed on straight?" "These people, mouthing off at us." "You rise above it." "It won't happen again." "Let's get the hell out of here." "Chief, I wanted to let you know the M.E.'s report came in." "Jonathan Thorne died from injuries sustained during the explosion." "The department is putting together a committee now." "This doesn't change anything." "Lieutenant Casey, there's someone out front for you." "Detective Voight." "Got some good news for you, Casey." "Yeah?" "What's that?" "Well, I heard about what happened to your car." "I don't normally handle this kind of thing, but to be honest," "I felt like I owed you an apology after my behavior the other day." "I was out of line." "So I put my guys on it, and we caught the little scumbag." "And how'd you know it was him?" "Come here." "This yours?" "There you go, he had it on him." "And make sure nothing's missing, will you?" "This isn't mine." "Well, the kid must have stashed it in there." "You know, there's a simple, honest solution to all our problems." "One that keeps my son out of jail and lets you and I get on with our lives." "All you gotta do is change that report." "I'm not gonna do that." "Last year we went through four of these." "This year, we barely finished one." "Not the best day." "What is it?" "Detective Voight showed up here, tried to bribe me with a wad of cash." "What?" "Wha... we've gotta call my brother and tell him." "I'm just gonna testify and let the courts handle it." "Well, what does Hallie say?" "I didn't tell her." " Why not?" " I don't know." "I didn't want to worry her, I guess." "You should tell her." "Yeah." "Yeah, I probably should." "I'll see you later." "Yeah, later." "I mean, you should have seen Clarice's apartment." "It was like a museum." "All this fancy breakable crap everywhere." "The place she and I used to live, there was peeling paint, dripping faucets." "You wanted to hang out there all day long, you know?" " Will you pass me a lime?" " Yeah." "They had a floor-to-ceiling wine rack." "I mean, she used to hate wine." "She drank beer." "I loved that about her." "I guess she drinks wine now." " How long did you two..." " Three years." "Mm." "Yeah, I mean, it wasn't, like, you know..." "A casual thing." "It was... uh, we were serious." "Or at least I thought we were." "Turns out I may have overestimated her lesbianism." "Really?" "No offense..." "I'm not taking advice from you right now." "This is a new low." "Wanna help with this?" "What?" "I was engaged once too." "Just wanted to pass along some positive news." "The Thorne situation has been resolved." "Resolved how?" "Marc Thorne has dropped all plans to sue the city." "You gave him a payout." "There's a settlement in the works, yes." "You yourself said we did nothing wrong." "Well, you should be happy about this." "Thorne was willing to settle quickly and for a reasonable amount." "There's no further risk of impact on you, and you continue to have the city's full support." "Appreciate that." "Take care, chief." "Yeah." " How many?" " Three." "House fire, 220 South Kilbourn." "Engine 51..." " 220 South kilbourn." " Damn it." "Truck and engine are near the scene." "They'll meet you there." "What happened?" "Molotov cocktail through the front window." "Fire's under control." "The woman who lives here, Mrs. Grady?" "With Dawson." "Just breathe in, nice and easy." "We're gonna get that smoke out of your lungs, okay?" " Is she okay?" " Yeah, smoke inhalation." "Oxygen will clear her up." "Hey." "Can you give me a second?" "Yeah." "We could have lost you." "I won't go to the police, okay?" "I promise you that." "But you gotta talk to me, okay?" "Who the hell are you?" "Hey." "What you doin'?" "Shut up." "Sit down." "Mrs. Grady." "On Kilbourn." "We don't even know who that is." "She's the one who called the cops about the drug dealers on her block." "She's also my aunt." "Listen to me." "I hear about one more ember going anywhere near Mrs. Grady or her property again, I'll come back here, break your kneecaps, and drag you down to the police station." "You don't have drugs on you." "I'll plant them on you." " You can't do that." " The hell I can't." "It's a firefighter's word against a couple bangers." "Who they gonna believe?" "Extra, extra." "Firefighters are off the front page." "Back in the black smoke we go until another tragedy." "Another day, another story." "I wonder how much that Thorne is getting from the city." "Why work for a living when you can sue someone instead?" "Morning, chief." "Our assistant Nicki has quit." "According to her father," "*** left for Europe for a while, so will y'all just let me know if you hear of anybody available for the position?" "Leslie Elizabeth Shay." "What?" "It's... it's not a big deal." "No, it is." "And I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna pretend like" "I don't remember peeling you off the floor after that woman broke your heart." "She is married now." "Taken." "Unattainable." "I know." "I just wanted my records back." "I'll buy you a new set, I promise." "You wanted to see me, chief?" "Yeah, Mills, come on in." "I know you've been struggling ever since the warehouse fire." "I was close enough to see him." "If I'd had one minute, I might have..." "Let me tell you about one minute." "I've been there." "Most of us have." "In my case, I was sure." "Surer than you are right now, even." "That if I'd had that one minute," "I'd have been able to go in there, rescue those people." "My best buddy and I, we were running back in." "The fire was trapped in the ceiling." "Couldn't see it, so we didn't know." "We didn't have one minute." "We lost the victims." "I lost my friend." "I got a scar on my back that reminds me every single day about the price of playing "beat the clock."" "And it's my job to make sure that you never get any kind of reminder." "You understand me?" "Yes, sir." "You got it in you." "You will make one hell of a firefighter." "Just like your dad was." "Go on." "We'll be opening up the phone lines shortly to take your calls to talk about the bears game on Sunday..." " Hey, Karen." " Hi." " How are you doing?" " Good." "So where should we go?" "Restaurant?" "Bar?" "Strip club?" "Yeah, okay." "Hey, you all right?" "Yeah." "I just always thought she was the one." "Strip club it is." "51." "Oh, hey, Hallie." "You all right?" "Hold on." "Hey." "Matt." "What is going on?"

"ENGLISH SUBTITLE BY :" "FRIDODIDO" "ENGLISH SUBTITLE BY :" "FRIDODIDO" "Hey." "You..." "Little..." "Pussy.." "HARDCORE HENRY" "Hello, Henry." "You can not talk," "But it is normal." "No, it's not normal, but temporary, okay?" "Do you remember how you got here?" "Okay." "It is also normal." "Henry, wait." "Wait." "Be patient." "Scanner." "Processor sensory activated." "Relax. whether?" "Scanning." " Video Link confirmed." " Above." "The following can hurt." "This time too." "But it will not last long, I promise." "Almost we have done." "Soldadora." "I can do it." "Wonderful Henry." "Tightens." "Stronger." "Great, right?" "Integument." "Please do not shake your hand." "You probably do not remember." "You were never fan of my work." "Perhaps this will make you change your mind." "Right?" "Memory is a funny thing." "I am an expert and I do not know if some day recover yours." "You do not remember me at all, is not it Henry?" "My name is Estelle." "You and I were..." "We are still..." "Husband and wife." "I love you Henry." "I can not wait to hear you say it." "Henry." "Still he is trying to regain his memories." "Oh God." "I'm Robbie." "The wizard of sound." "This you'll love." "Because, sir..." "You get to choose your own voice." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Hello Henry." " Robbie." " Come on, are options." "What white man would not hear as Louis Armstrong?" "Just one more, wait." "Henry, I am your father." "Robert enough." " Sorry mom." " What if we use Henry's voice?" "Yes, whatever you say, you're the boss ." "Boring." " Security compromised." " Fuck." " Level Four." " Is it a sham?" " What?" " Committed Safety Level Four." " Close the door." " It's probably a mistake." " Estelle, call the base." " Committed Safety Level Four." "Clear." "Clear." "Oh, no." "Yes." "Thank you." "Get up." "Henry, right?" "Please." " Shut up." " No..." "What do you think the new you?" "I interrupted the procedure?" "Still can not speak Henry?" "You can not, no." "Not see me and Henry." "You may have rebuilt your girlfriend," "But I gave the matter premium to do so." "And I mean I gave all the raw material." " What is your name?" " Timothy." "Nice to meet Timothy." "Did you see when Estelle Henry brought his remains here?" "Yes." "Are you so kind to describe Henry" "Better understand how well you see now?" "Sure." "His arm was ripped a shot below the elbow..." "And they ripped a shot leg below the knee." " And there was a dent as a ball..." " Do you happen to see your head?" "Yes." "Tell us." "The skull was dented and there was a..." "She had no eyes and..." "The bottom of his jaw was shattered ." "It is correct." "I'm bleeding too." "That was exhausting." "Stay close." "Henry!" "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "Close it." "Henry, come on!" "Henry, faster!" "Come on." "Kick it." "Come on." "If Akan takes over my job," "Men like these will be revived to form his army." "Go!" "EMERGENCYEXIT" "Henry, no!" "Henry!" "Take my hand!" "Capsule exhaust activated." "There are two capsules." " A." " Marty?" "Sorry, man obviously went crazy." "Marty, no!" "Henry." " It's yours, come in." " Estelle!" "Come in, come in!" "Capsule exhaust activated." "Altitude." "Altitude." "The parachute!" "The parachute!" "Open the parachute!" "It's going too fast!" "It's going too fast!" "Sotente, Henry!" "Oh God." "Mercenaries Akan." "Me down." "Me down." "Henry." "You underestimate, okay?" "Let them come and attack them." "Akan, is also weak a piece of shit." "Attacks!" "No, Henry!" "Defend yourself!" "Come on!" "The groom is not a killing machine..." " Henry!" "..." "What did you expect?" "But you you built a good sack of boxing." "Stop!" " Stop!" " What?" " Stop!" " Estelle..." "Are not you curious what this motherfucker," "You going to do this motherfucker?" "Henry!" "You're like a fucking scared rabbit. true?" "Okay, I'm not going to hurt." "Voice module you have installed?" "Shit." "Well, at least we know you're not deaf." "Right, you can now put your hands down." "I have waited for this moment three years and I get the damn Charlie Chaplin." "Shit!" "Come on!" "Well, let's take a look." "Open the glove please." "Get that device." "You must untangle the cables." "Is a wedding ring?" "Are you...?" "You are married?" "How you doing with that?" "Yes, what a surprise." "Good." "Now I need you..." "Take off your shirt, please." "Open there." "Yes, those." "Connect the cables there." "Yes, there." "So your name is Henry and..." "Well, the good news is that you to live for a while." "Bad news is that in this case," "A while means 20, 30 minutes max." "Henry." "Unless you have very, very lucky ." "And you have it." "Uncle Jimmy will take you to his lab." "Resists." "Shit." "We are following." "Disconnect." "Hides that." "There are no clothes." "Ponte sweatshirt." "No time, fuck." "Only cover your blood with the bag." "Be quiet and let me handle this, okay?" "Perhaps we can proceed directly to the fine ?" "So..." "Shit." "Cursed Akan, bribing..." "Do you know what is wrong with Mother Russia?" "Too hot." "Too hot." "Too hot." "Whatever." "I used to be in charge of all this." "And now..." "I'll have to hurt Henry, but it's for your own good, pal." "Just give me your arm..." "Hey!" "Shit!" "I!" "I'm Jimmy." "We have little time before that we rediscover friend." "Just... good." "Just give me your arm." "Well, just relax." "Here it is." "Here it is." "Bingo!" "With this bloody you have been tracking." "Goodbye." "In a few moments your mechanical parts begin to fade." "Your friend has a contact Akan important in Russia Dimitry called Slick." "Slick is responsible for the police, guns," "Properties and many other things Akan ," "This point on the map" "It is the house of Slick." "All you have to do is go in there ," "Kill him, open his ribcage." "Take your beating heart..." "And I eat it." "I'm kidding!" "I'm kidding, you have to eat your heart ." "Under his heart is his power pumper. whether?" "Bring it to me." "Use this and will contact you this." "That must be the most gay jacket I've ever seen." "What good jacket!" "Can you get me one?" "I'll be in touch!" "You!" "Come here!" "Have lighter?" "Why do you think I have arms?" "You can go." "You want a smoke?" "Yes." "Henry." "Akan already begun." "If we do not stop, will have its army days or sooner." "You half-machine, half a fag." "Wait, wait." "I tell you something very important about the man who sent you here." "Hello Henry." "I am in a very classy establishment." "Follow point and then touches the touch doors." "Do you understand?" "The knock on doors!" "She ." "She, bitch." "Take it to Jimmy." "He is Jimmy?" "Hello." "I'm a car, baby." "A Lexus convertible!" "I will not go back there!" "That thing is a destroyer class!" "It feels good." "Yes, yes." "God this is amazing." "If!" "Damn, you're late!" "You're late!" "The last 15 minutes" "They have been a roller coaster of emotions ." "I did not know if I would see." "So I lit some of this." "I turned on my nerves damn you, you know?" "There you have it." "Okay." "Only you lost energy." "Come on." "Hey, Bring me a bit of this strong Russian thing, girls." "Well, where is the pumper is?" "Where you are...?" "You got it?" "Did you get the goddamn...?" "Yes!" "Very good!" "Is this, is this, yes?" "Well, wait." "Well, hold this woman." "Shit." "Well, I must get this damn there." "Who do I cheat?" "I am not able to do this." "I'm sorry, I'm not able to do friend." "I'm not able." "Sorry, I'm not able to do so." "What happens to your hand?" "What is it?" "A robot?" "'s Handsome." "I know how to make him feel better." "No, I know a better way." "Lavántalo." "Oh, God." "Oh, God, what have they done?" "What have you done this time, Jimmy?" "Are you still conscious?" "Yes." "Hi." "You'll be fine." "We just have to charge you a little." "Girls, give us space, please?" "Thank you." "You are very important, you know?" "You're not the only one hurt by Akan." "You and I want the same thing." "This may hurt a little." "Here we go." "It's wonderful." "Now I can take back to my lab." "I'm Jimmy, by the way." "I understand that all this is very confusing for you ." "But... but..." "It's better if I show in the laboratory. whether?" "Hello?" "Oh, thank you." "'re Here." "They must have having followed." "I can not..." "I can not let them see me like ." "I can not..." "I'm sorry." "No..." "I can not stay here Henry." "Sorry." "Demons." "Yes!" "Yes, well, his men are here." "I'll face them, okay?" "I'll face them, okay?" "There are more weapons in the drawer for you, yes?" "This is war, baby." "If!" "Oh yeah!" "Hello girls!" "No, below." "Goodbye." "Already had it!" "I'm not with them!" "I'm not with them!" "Come on, come on!" "Run, run, run!" "The floor is lava!" "I'll burn this..." "Hey, Katya!" "Jimmy, you're a jerk!" "Please, please!" "Please do not hurt me." "I have family." "Is she your wife?" "Do not worry about it Henry." "She mourns her dead husband." "I was not sure you'd see." "Your perseverance is incomparable." "And very exciting." "Services Slick Dimitry were excellent." "I'm glad not to have paid in advance." "I'll tell Estelle you did it right." "Akan!" "Akan, open the damn door Do you hear me?" "Is arranged very nice in the back of my truck down." "I'll rip your lungs!" "Go far Henry, unlike of this motherfucker." "Hi Henry, put the gun down." "Okay." "Hey, hey, hey." "In peace, in peace." "Relax, calm down." "As I shared something with you." "I need to share something with me." "Where will Akan?" "Do you want to Akan?" "Here's your Akan." " Fuck, Shit." " And here's your Akan." "That's my ego talking to you." "What do you want?" "To be better?" "Ego?" "Be superior?" "Ego?" " Be..." " Being superior!" "Higher, yes." "It's okay." "The escort Akan is taking the girl to his base." "Shit." "I got this, I got it." "What have you done?" " All of our dead girls!" " Well girls." " Well?" " It's okay." " Okay, just..." " It's not right!" " Who were those guys?" " What do you mean, right?" " What do you mean, right?" " He is telling us to relax?" " Henry?" "Who is Henry?" " You saw what happened up there?" " Sorry you are upset, okay?" " What are you watching?" "Henry and I are going to take care of Akan." " Henry?" "Who is Henry?" " You saw what happened up there?" " Did you see what you did?" " You're an Idiot!" " We'll go with you to destroy them!" " That fag white hair is dead." "Okay, come on." "You want a bike?" "Can go on a motorcycle." "Just... just..." "Yes." "You want to go?" " Well, go on your bike, go on your bike." " We have our own bikes." "Bloody hell." "Sometimes it is easier to say yes." "Henry, catch it!" "God." "I thought I'd lost forever Henry." "I was very scared." "I was very scared when you fell." "I thought I would never see." "I love you Henry." "I love you." "ENGLISH SUBTITLE BY :" "FRIDODIDO" "How sweet." "If I took this picture and put it in a cup of tea." "Would not need sugar." "Yuri, please." "Now we can move forward." "Every year thousand baseball bats are sold in Russia" "And at most, 50 baseballs." "Do you get an idea of the great Russian pastime?" "This is a rare bat that survived." "Estelle." "Could you be so kind to stop you please?" "No." "Or you want to take your place?" "Estelle, your man is all a knight in armor." "He is sacrificing himself to stay alive." "Just to make my penis kill you later." "Are you sure, Henry?" "Are you sure?" "I did not hear a "no"." "Excellent!" "Come here Henry." "C'mon, c'mon, c'mon Henry." "You..." "Small..." "Coward." "Knights please go take a look." "Stop!" "Give a chance to peace brothers." "My ego wants to kill my but not supreme being." "My God, baby." "She was talking to the man." "Demons." "Look at this." "The guy has a lock on the memory." "Well, that's all I I can do for you, friend." "Restart time." "See you in 15 minutes, I hope." "Hey." "'s Awake." "You might see a blur." "It's just your depth perception trying calibrated, okay?" "Follow me as I walk, okay?" "Stand." "According ." "Good." "Now, you can focus being here?" " Yes?" " Yes" "Bury you..." "It is like burying a treasure." "Not really understand what Akan think because..." "Henry, stop playing." "You're almost there, buddy." "This is where you must go." "Hasten." "'s Me, Jimmy." "Walking." "Shit." "These pigs are here again." "Do not put at risk my lab." "Let go." "Baby, Bowing reflect is psychological." "It is only in your head." "Henry, no." "I'm telling you... shit." "Go." "Good job Charlie Bronson." "Bravo 2-0." "Lights." "Plays the video." "Dawn twilight..." "an era of cyborgs." "Thank you, sir." "I made lobotomy to all the essentials" "Nonessentials for a soldier." "Personal Recollections, speech, taste , I removed everything." "You may still be a problem with emotional motivation, which..." "Motivation?" "What do you think your damned salary, James?" "My salary..." "Yes, okay." "What the hell, James?" "I'm sorry, sir." "I am so sorry." "Hell, open the door." "Please open the door." "We have a fault." "Let me out, please." "I'll fix it." "I doubt it." "Damn idiot." "You know Jimmy?" "there is something about breaking a bad back..." "That never gets old." " It sounds like..." " The end, the beginning." "Or the same?" "Sit Henry." "When a man is disabled, all have the same question in mind," "Especially in his." "Does the penis works?" "Mine did not, so I planned my escape of this chair." "I came to Russia when in the West," "Banned resuscitation of dead tissue." "Akan is a megatómano, but my research had funds." "He looks at the Nobel Prize." "Who has time for ethics revolting when you're rich and your penis work?" "I paid a high price." "I stopped doing soldiers and then I succeeded." "Cultivé cyber-skin men." "Mainly, are only sophisticated prostheses" "But do not you dare tell..." "My avatars!" "Now, cyborgs on the other side have pieces and a brain." "Think for themselves, at least in theory ." "Do you take a look?" "That hippie, always smoking weed." " NEW DEPOSIT LINKED" " You're not drugged, right?" "I hope not." "Good." "You are an amazing man, Henry." "Is very little." "There is very little real man, of course." "Skeletal system, muscles improved ," "Cardiovascular driven by an atomic battery curio 224." "A good night's sleep and could to power an aircraft carrier." "Outstanding technology, do not you think?" " Starting..." " You do not." "My boys." "I made the first revenge." "But then I began to explore new aspects of myself." "Can I have a drink?" "I have lived these last years, Henry." "My boys, receive fines for excess speed, walk barefoot in the grass." "And what they have lots of sex." "You never guess what we do here alone." "Press "play" there." "Forward." "BROADCAST PROGRESS" "What did you do?" "BROADCAST PROGRESS" "Close your eyes." "Close your eyes." "Something is wrong with you." "Do not worry, not gonorrhea or anything." "I just have to sit in this chair and have a look, shall we?" "The scanner says you're in great danger." "If stabbed for being a traitor, liar Informant!" "I'll shut friend." "Release the prototype baby." "Now!" "Try to log off for good," "Even when we knew transmitiste your video Akan." "Right?" "What is this?" "What is that?" "Be what you are transmitting to Akan!" "Enough!" "Enough." "Even if you believe, you still have to..." "Henry, no!" "No!" "You brought my lab!" "I trusted you!" "Henry, kill me please." "Akan will not." "I will live in this straitjacket rotten and disgusting skin." "What the hell were you thinking?" "What toy robot Akan was my friend?" "Thank you, Henry." "Fuck you too, but mainly thanks." "My lab is in danger," "But I can build a new one using Akan equipment..." "When we come together for your wife. agree?" "Put that on the wall." "If I can not have my lab no one will." "Now, do not miss this." "Fuck you Akan." "Do not change the channel." "We are on the way." "Well, I counted six vehicles." "That's at least 35 men." "We have to reduce by half before entering the hotel..." "To give us the opportunity to fight and get out alive." "There are also certain stigma," "Associated subjects who likes music." "I just want to leave now clear I'm a macho man." "Understand?" "Here they come." "Wait." "Wait." "Now." "Well, cover me." "Yes!" "Shit, are in the hotel." "We no longer need sniper rifle either." "Enters, looking the colonel." "Over here, amigo." "Arm yourself to the teeth." "Do not touch that." "Emma Gee is mine." "As my father used to say" ""A Granada day keeps the enemy in his lair."" "Come on." "Faster." "The great Sally." "Well, home is where the battle is." "Well, soldier, it is our duty to ensure that nothing happens to invalid, understand?" "Continue." "Yes you can hear them but you can not shoot ," "You can probably throwing one Granada." "Strip an egg down there, friend." "Avancemos." "Come on." "My God, how embarrassing." "Dodged a bullet." "You cover." "Surround them." "Do not let is invalid under you!" "Okay." "Wait." "Help me with the disabled." "Back five steps when you order." "Disabled A place for a crippled man." "Thank you, Yuri." "My headquarters is up." "Would you like to see?" "We'll see." "I think so." "Do not waste horsepower." "Take the next exit." "Over there, that's right." "Friend's turn off the engines." "Cambiémosles plans these guys." "A load." "Big Ben." "Akan is a jerk!" "ENGLISH SUBTITLE BY :" "FRIDODIDO" "My God." "Akan seems already begun." "Tomorrow these poor guys will robotic super soldiers like you." "Beware!" "What it is red and bad for your teeth?" "Lavántate friend." "To your left." "I'll buy you some time." "Seal the door." "I can not tell you how many times I dreamed be going up this elevator." "It is a pity that can not..." "It's just a landing gear, friend." "Now, listen to me." "When you kill Akan" "I want you to see him straight in the eye until the rest of it..." "Is so dead like them, you understand?" "Now, I'm afraid I will not go with you." "But you have allowed me to bring you this far," "Been given an old his greatest gift..." "In all his years." "No." "Is fixed at its jugular." "If not be able to retire..." "The... the thing in your pocket fast." "I'm afraid I must confess something." "You see, I've been watching for years Akan." "So when you fell that road and you revealed so splendidly," "All I saw was my chance for revenge ." "You gave me reason with Dimitry, but then in the forest..." "I noticed an implant." "A blockage in your memory, see?" "And I could not afford," "You to remember a better life elsewhere, so..." "I left there." "It's not something that I take pride, I'm afraid." "Then in my labortorio," "When he tried to analyze what you could do for me." "I realized..." "Who you are to me, Henry." "It's very nice to have a friend." "Henry." "'ll Think that all the deaths I would have prepared for this." "If you have not yet passed," "You will begin to remember moments of your past, Henry." "And those memories are real." "Are you who you are." "Trust them." "Memories, memories, memories." "My first batch of cyber-soldiers." "All you have experienced today" "Has been loaded into what remains of their brains." "All I remember is waking up in the laboratory..." "And his wife screw- legs." "I love you Charlie." "I love you, Edward." "I love you, Thomas." "Do you recognize?" "Right?" "How strange." "Are your wife." "I can smell what you like about it." "They are almost ready for you." "But I warn you, your accelerators will seem to you have now..." "A damn toy battery." "Go ahead, jódelo." "Get up." "Get up!" "ADRENALINE" "Can you handle this?" "Henry." "Why do you hit yourself Henry?" "Love?" "Love, are you okay?" "I love how much you protect me." "You owe me an apology." "Why?" "Dudar me." "Had certain apprehensions." "Why did you let me do it?" "Only I gave my wife liked and losing all my men." "Are they all dead?" " Yes" " Yes." "Do you know when to realize that this was working ?" "When?" "When Henry got me to the escape pod," "Trying to get me lab and out." "Who would have thought that the vagina is a great motivator?" "hundred of you tomorrow, next week thousand." "The first memory of each one will be his wife ," "Sliding a cheap ring finger bronze." "Every one of my soldiers," "Wake willing to do any thing my brilliant wife ask them," "Either march in Paris or in the garden of the White House." "I would pretend to understand the role played ." "You did not make history, Henry." "You helped end it." "You..." "Small..." "Coward." "ENGLISH SUBTITLE BY :" "FRIDODIDO" "It's like my mother told me." "It's like if my name." "And I checked killing all the wrong people." "I love you, Henry." "And never call by another name than yours, but you must decide." "Are you going to stand there lying swallowing blood in your mouth?" "How you going to get up, spit it out, and shed them?" "Akan!" "Damn..." "No!" "Stop!" "I order you to stop!" "Henry!" "Stop!" "Where it is?" "No." "Fuck you, motherfucker!" "Jódete" "How could you do this Henry?" "How could you do this?" "Answer me!" "Answer me!" "EASY" "Son of a bitch!" "Henry What happened?" "You were supposed to love me." "Henry!" "Henry!" "Listen to your heart!"

"[BellRinging]" " But Professor" " No." "The answers are all there in the test." "[ Chattering ]" "Aren'tyou forgetting something?" "I know." "It's something to do with the third differential coeffiicient." " Not that, Tonight," " What?" "Emma?" " What time is it?" " Almost5..00," "Oh, God." "[Man]Myproposalforutilizing solarpower, rejected," "Myconcepts forharnessing micro-energy waves, rejected," "The deansuggests that Ifocus onsomething that mightactuallyhelpmankind," "Likehisstudyon thebenefiits oftobacco consumption," "[Man #2]Alex, theproblem is yourideasareabit too, radical," "[ Alex ] The problem is with the faculty." "They're dinosaurs." "They're already extinct;" "theyjust don't know it." "They'll be discovered by some future archaeologist, and he won't know what to make ofthem." "Their dim little eyes, devoidofanycuriosity" "Alex, it's your fiirstyear as associate professor." "You might want to play things a little more conservatively." "You soundjust like my father." "Look at them, Philby." "All alike." "All in identical bowler hats." "Doyou wantyour students to turn out like that?" "I want my students prepared for the realities ofthe world they're about to greet." "Well, I don't." "I want them to run along this street and knock offevery bowler they see." "Mrs. Watchit!" "Oh, huzzah, the master's home." " Did you get it?" " Hello, Mr. Philby." "Hello, Mrs. Watchit." "You're looking in the pink." "Must be all the exercise I get scampering up and down these stairs like a wee lad." " Don't torture me." "Did you get it?" " I got it." " Good." "Let me see." " But don'tyou think for one moment..." "I'm going to letyou go out in that fiilthyjacket." "Now, go in there and change." "And you've got another letter from that annoying little man." "[Alex] Well, goahead, Switchiton," " [ Whirring ]" " It'llhelppeoplekeep theirteeth wellinto their40s," " You might think about having that cleaned." " Oh, whohas the time?" " Howdidyouknow with Molly?" " Know what?" " You were meant to be together." " She made the best shepherd's pie I ever tasted." "Don'tyou have a single romantic bone in your body?" "No." "I'm all bowler hat." "[ Dings, Buzzes ]" "Why doyou wasteyour time on that crackpot?" "Because he has some very interesting ideas." "A professor at Columbia should not be corresponding with a crazy German bookkeeper." "He's a patent clerk, not a bookkeeper." "I think Mr. Einstein deserves all the support I can give him." "[ Sighs ] I wonder ifwe'll ever go too far?" " With what?" " With this." "With all ofthis." "No such thing." "All right." "How do I look?" "Practically decent." "Really, Alex." "Good luck tonight." "She's a fline girl." "She's done wonderful things foryou." "Don't worry." "You still have that alluring smell ofchalk." "Oh, gotta hurry." "Now, that's more like it." "You look a proper gentleman for once." "Well, you better hope so." "If Emma turns me down, you'll be next." " Oh, I'm already swooning." " [ Clears Throat ]" "All right." "Wish me luck." "Thankyou." "[ Woman ] Fresh flowers." "Fresh flowers." " Have some flowers, sir." " Not tonight, thanks." "No." "I promised her flowers." "[EngineSputtering]" "Spectacular." "Spectacularwaste ofmoney." "Damn thing's always breaking down." "[Driver]Doyouneedalift?" "Yes, yes." " How doyou keep the water temperature stable?" " There's a cantilevered gasket..." " on the fuel regulator-- - [ Revs ]" "Oh, God." "Uh-- [ Blows Raspberry]" "Much obliged." "I'm always forgetting the damn brake." "Hop in." "I'll giveyou a perambulation before it breaks down again." "Oh, uh, I'm afraid I have a prior engagement." "Well, another time then." "We perambulate here most every night." "Certainly." " [ Sputtering ] - [Man]Getahorse!" "Yes." "[Woman] Alexander?" "[ Giggling ]" " Oh!" "Whoa." " [ Laughing ]" " You're late, Professor." " I got here as soon as I could." "Well, they say it's all the rage in Paris." "But I just picked it up" " Five dollars at Macy's." "Silly, isn't it?" " Very silly." "I like it." "Well, where are they?" " What?" " The flowers." "You promised me flowers tonight." "Don'tyou even remember?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "I" " Well, I was distracted." "Well, there's something new." " Uh, Emma, I need to talk toyou." " [ Chuckling ]" "[ Exhales ]" "Oh, uh, shall we walk through the park?" "Yes." "Professor, you're shivering." "I hope you're not coming down with something." "Well, I'm afraid I am." "I'm not sleeping verywell, and even when I'm awake, I'm not much use." "I can't eat or think or do much ofanything anymore." "And the worst part is, I don't know that I'll ever be well." "I think there's only one remedy, and that's foryou to marry me..." " and spend the rest ofyour life with me." " [ Gasps ]" "Oh, Emma, I know it's right." "I know we're meant to be together." "It's the only thing in my entire life I've never had to think about." "Oh, Alex." "Uh-Uh, wait." "I have something foryou." "[ Emma Chuckles ] You know, the moment is rather dying here." "I-I know." "Hold on." "Oh." " I know it's not a diamond." " A moonstone." "Well, it's your birthstone." "I thought" "You thought right." "[ Sighs, Giggles ]" "[Man] Ijustmightcry," "I couldn't help but overhear." "Two fiineyoung people starting out on the road oflife." " [ Chuckling ]" " I wish you the very best." " Well, thankyou." " And as much as I hate to do this-- moved as I am byyour..." "protestations oflove" "I'll be needing your money now." " Sir?" " And yourjewelry too." "I guess we could call this your fiirst little bump on the road to marital bliss." " I don't understand" " Don't make a scene." "There's no cause for that." "Just give meyourwallet, will you?" " Hmm?" "Did you hear me, lad?" "Uh, all right, all right." "Here." "That's everything." "And yourwatch." "And the gloves." " And the ring." " No." "I'm afraid so, darling." " And maybe he'll buyyou a diamond now." " Please, please." "Not that." "Don't!" "[ Crying ]" "[ Panting ]" "Why did you do that?" "It's only a ring." "[ Gasping ]" "Emma?" "Emma?" "Oh!" "[ Sobbing ]" "[Knocking]" " [Knocking Continues]" " What?" "Oh." "Oh, sir, Mr. Philby's here." " Here?" " Yes, sir, He insistedon coming" " Tellhim togoaway, I'm busy," " I won't go away, Alex." "My God." "What's happened toyou?" "I've been-- I've been working." "You remember that?" "You used to care aboutyourwork." "I care more about my life." "And yours." "I came by the house every day after the funeral... and everyweek and every other month." "Then I stopped coming." "Did you even notice?" " It hurt me, Alex... very much." " Then why areyou here now?" " There are some things I have to sayyou may not like hearing" " I know." "I know." "You're concerned." "I know." "I hear it from Mrs. Watchit every day." "But really..." "I need you to go." " I won't leave." "Not with you hiding down here." " I'm not hiding." "You know that's what it is." "Mrs. Watchit says you're in here all hours-- day and night." "Alex, will you please stand still and look at me!" "It wasn'tyour fault." "No." "It wasn't my fault." "Maybe we should blame Mrs. Watchit for picking up the ring from thejeweler." "Or thejeweler for making it." "Or the poor bastard who tore the stone from the earth." "Maybe I should blameyou for introducing me to Emma in the fiirst place." "Yes." "Alexander, nothing will ever change what happened." "No, you're wrong, because I will change it." "David, I appreciate your concern." "I do." "But I askyou to have faith in me." "Well, I-I want to have faith in you, Alex, but" "Wha" " What are-- What areyou doing here?" "I'll tell you what." "Why don'tyou come by for dinner in a week, and I'll showyou?" " Why don'tyou come home with me now?" "Molly" " Did you not hear me, David?" "I can't leave when I'm so close." "All right." "We'll continue this conversation in a week." "In a week, we'll never even have had this conversation." "[Hissing]" "[Hissing Increases]" "[ Whirring ]" "[ Distorted Ticking ]" "[ Rapid Ticking ]" "[LoudBoom, Fades]" "Ah." "Thankyou, my good man." "[ Chattering ]" "You're early." "That's a fiirst." "I wanted to seeyou." "Well, where are they?" " What?" " The flowers." "You promised me flowers tonight." "Don'tyou even remember?" "[ Murmuring Disapprovingly]" "You never cease to surprise me." "Emma, I need to talk toyou." " Shall we walk through the park?" " No!" "No," "No." "Let's go into the city." " Alex, what is it?" " Nothing." "Let'sjust hurry." "Running along is all verywell foryou." "You're not wearing a corset." "[ Panting ]" "Bleecker Street, and be quick about it." "[Horse Whinnies]" "Nowyou're all gallant." "Professor, you're shivering." "I hope you're not coming down with something." "No, no." "I'm fline." "I'm wonderful." "I'm walking down the street with you again." "But we took a walk three days ago." "Well, not like this." "Never like this." " Heavens, look at that car." " Oh, I've seen it." "Now I knowyou're ill." "You're passing up the chance to explore some new gadget." " It's only a machine." " Alexander, tell me what's going on." " Is something wrong?" " No." "No." "Emma, listen to me." "I need to leaveyou now, but I wantyou to go straight home and stay there." "I promiseyou I'll come by sometime later tonight, and I won't make any sense." "I'll be all upset thatyou didn't meet me in the park, butyou must trust me." "Everything will be all right." "Just know how much I loveyou, how much I'll always loveyou." "All right." "[ Clears Throat ]" "But fiirst, where are my flowers?" " Flowers it is." " [ Giggles ]" "Wait right there." "Don't move." " [ Horse Snorts ] - [RegisterDings]" " Oh, can I helpyou, sir?" " Yes, a dozen roses." "White." " No, no." "Red." " [Man]Look out!" "[EmmaScreams]" "[ People Murmuring ]" " Easy." "Easy." " [ Both Grunting ]" "I'm looking for Professor Hartdegen." "Alex, I'm-- I'm so sorry." " This was not supposed to happen." " Ofcourse not." " I know there's nothing I can say." " We were out ofthe park, Philby." "We were safe." "Why can't I change it?" "I could come back a thousand times." "See her die a thousand ways." "I don't-- I don't understand." "I can't fiind the answer here." "Not here." "Not now." "[Hissing]" "[ Whirring ]" "[Engine Revs]" "[Engine RevvingDown]" "[ Announcer, Distorted ] The future is now." "Certain restrictions apply." "Blackout periods on availability subject to change." " Forfull details, contact lunarleisureliving,com, - [ Hissing ]" "Hi, friends, Thelatestupdate from LunarLeisure Living," "Our engineers are currently preparing for the fiirst 20-megaton detonation... to create the subterranean living chambers for Lunar Leisure Living." "Imagine fiishing in our fully-stocked Sea ofTranquility, golfiing on our championship course, home ofthe Neil Armstrong Open." "Fifteen-hundred-yard drives?" "Whoa-ho, no problem!" "At one-sixth Earth's gravity, you're guaranteed to get back on the dance floor." "So contactLunarLeisure Living todayto reserveyourown littlepiece ofheaven, because the future is now." "Certain restrictions apply, Blackoutperiods onavailability subject to change," "Forfull details, contact lunarleisureliving,com," " Hey." " Hello." "Nice suit." "Very retro." "Thankyou." "Bet thatmakes ahellofa cappuccino," "That thing." "I'll seeyou." "Hi, friends." "The latest update from Lunar Leisure Living." "Our engineers are currently preparing for the fiirst 20-megaton detonation... to create thesubterraneanliving chambers forLunarLeisure Living," " [Clapping] - [Woman]Allright, Attention, everyone," "Class 23, could we gather, please?" "Our next stop is Antiquities." "Please make sure thatyour microscans are charged for download." " Two by two." "Let's look lively." "Two by two." " [Boy]Stop!" "Quit!" "Tommy, ifyou do that again, I will resequenceyour D.N.A., so help me!" "Now, march." "March, march, Two bytwo, please, Looklively," "Welcome to Vox System, HowmayIhelpyou?" "I didn't seeyou there." "I always seem to have that effect." "How may I helpyou, sir?" " What is that thing?" " That is my photonic memory core, or P.M.C., as we say in the trade." "Over here, sir." "What areyou?" "I'm the Fifth Avenue Public Library information unit, Vox registration NY-1 1 4." "HowmayIhelpyou?" " A stereopticon ofsome sort." " Stereopticon?" "Oh, no, sir," "I am a third-generation, fusion-powered photonic, with verbal and visual link capabilities connected to every database... on theplanet," "Photonic?" "A compendium ofall human knowledge." " Oh." " Area ofinquiry?" " Doyou know anything about physics?" " Ah, accessing physics." "Mechanical engineering." "Dimensional optics." "Chronography." "Temporal causality, temporal paradox." " Time travel?" " Yes." "Accessing science fiiction." "No, no." "Practical application." "My question is why can't one change the past?" "Because one cannot travel into the past." " Wh-What ifone could?" " One cannot." "Excuse me, this is something you should trust me on." "Accessing the writings ofIsaac Asimov, H.G. Wells," "Harlan Ellison, Alexander Hartdegen" " Tell me about him." " AlexanderHartdegen, 1869 to 1903," "American scientist given to eccentric postulation." "Found writings include treatise on the creation ofa time machine." " Tell me about the time machine." " Time Machine was written by H.G. Wells in 1 894." "It was a motion picture by George Pal and a stage musical byAndrew Lloyd Webber" " That's not what I mean." " Would you like to hear selections from the score?" " No." " ¶There's a place called tomorrow ¶" "¶A place ofjoy not ofsorrow ¶" "¶ Can'tyou see it's a place foryou and-- ¶" "Thankyou." "That's quite enough." "Will there be anything else?" "Uh, no." "No, I think I'll have better luck in a few hundred years." "Live long and prosper." "[ Machine Whirring ]" "[Woman On Radio, Indistinct]" "Sir, where is your designated evacuation center?" "[ Man #2 ] Sir, you are subject to arrest under martial law" "[ Man #1 ] Please putyour hands out, palms together." "You will be held in detention until your evacuation center clears you for transport." " [ Alex ] Wait, wait!" "Just take it easy." " Hey, wegot togetoutofhere!" " Wait." "How did this happen?" "The moon." "Come on." "Move it." " [Alex] That's impossible, Whathappened?" " You been living under a rock?" "Yes, I've been living under a rock." "Now, tell me." "[Sirens In Distance]" "The demolitions for the lunar colonies screwed up the orbit, okay?" "The moon's breaking up." "All right?" "Come on." " Hey!" "Forget him!" "Come on!" " [Explosion]" "[ Machine Whirring ]" "[Engine Revs Down]" "[WaterLightlySplashing]" "Emma?" "[ Speaking Foreign Language ]" "[ChildSpeaking Foreign Language]" "Shh!" "[ Speaking Foreign Language ]" "[ Hisses ]" "[ Groans Softly]" "[ Clears Throat ] Hello?" "Hello." " Don't be afraid." " [ Speaking Foreign Language ]" "Oh, wait." "Don't" " Don't go." "[ Groans ]" "[ Grunting ]" "[ Gasps ]" "Wait." "I just want to talk toyou." "[ Calling Out ]" "[ManShouting In Foreign Language]" "[WomanShouting In Foreign Language]" " Hello." " [ Foreign Language ]" "Oh, I'm sorry." "I don't understand you." " Doyou know mywords?" " Yes." " [ Foreign Language ] - [ Foreign Language ]" "[ Murmuring ]" "The lex, The stone language." "The stone language?" "But doyou understand me?" "Doyou understand me?" "[Woman] Wealllearnit when we'reyoung," "They tor'jen, Forget." "They forget it." " ButI teach, - [ Foreign Language ]" " [ Arguing ] - [ManShouting]" " What is he saying?" " They're trying to decide ifwe should throwyou in the river." "Tell me quickly, and tell me the truth." "Where doyou come from?" "Well, actually, I'm from here." "Uh,just not from now." "You see, I built a machine that allows me to travel through time." "I'm from the past." "Oh." "[ Speaking Foreign Language ]" "I told them you hityour head... and you are a wandering idiot." "[Horn Blowing]" " What areyou doing?" " Getting ready for the mor," " The night." " Oh." "I'll come with you." " [Alex]Eloi?" " [Woman] Whatareyourpeoplenamed?" "Well, I-I guess you'd call us New Yorkers." "New Yorkers." "Are they friendly?" "Until you talk to them." "[ Chuckles ]" " Tell me aboutyourvillage." " It's a very busy place." "Everyone seems to be in a hurry." "And they all wear identical bowler hats." "Little black round things on their heads." " What doyou do there?" " Well, I was a teacher like Mara." " AndImake things, - [Boy]Mealso," "I made a sess'quin'tan with my father." "We still use it." "A sess'quin'tan?" "Mara, der'enjen'wenlen?" "Sess'quin'tan, Steps ofrope." "Oh, a rope ladder." "We can make one." "I will teach you." "[Mara Speaking Eloi]" "Will you tell me more lon'el on the next day?" "Tomorrow?" "Yes, I will." "Why don'tyou take care ofthis for me tonight?" " [ Mara Speaking Eloi ]" " Thankyou." " Good night." " Good night." "Kalen will tireyou ifyou let him." "He's always been questioning." "Our parents were fiirm, but it is his way." " Where areyour parents?" " They've gone from this place." "Oh, I'm sorry." "[ Alex Thinking ] You were right, Philby." "I did go too far." "Sit with me." "Mara, why doyou pull the boats up at night?" "Afraid they'll be stolen?" "Stolen?" "I do not know that word." "Well, areyou afraid that someone will take them?" " It isjust more safe this way." " Oh." " You must do things to be safe whereyou come from?" " Ofcourse," "Orwhen you come from." "Ah, so I'm notjust a wandering idiot." "[ Chuckles ]" "Col'mar," "Maybe we could fiind some tomorrow." "Flowers?" "[Distorted Voice]" "Alexander, Alexander," "[ Growling ]" " [ Gasping ] - [KalenScreaming]" "[Kalen] Ah!" "Morlock!" "[Mara Talking Quietly]" " [ Panting ] - [ Both Speaking Eloi ]" " Is he all right?" " He had a dream." "Oh." "So did I." "I was moving through ajungle" "And you saw a shape ahead ofyou." "Well, a face that..." "called my name." "We all have that dream." " All ofyou?" " Yes." "Now go back asleep." "You'restillnot well," "What does that mean, "" Morlock""?" "A child's dream." "No more." "Goback asleep," "[ Chuckles ]" "Wekeep thesestones inmanyplaces," "This is the room where my parents taught me for the fiirst time." "Why doyou learn this language ifyou don't use it?" "It's a tradition we hand down." "It meant something once." "Must be here for a reason." """One generation passeth away, and another cometh." "But the earth abideth forever.""" "Why haveyou come here?" "Why haveyou traveled through time?" "To have a question answered." "Question?" "Yes." "Why can't I change the past?" "Whywould you want to?" "You've lost someone." "Someoneyou loved very much." " Mara, why are there no older people here?" " What doyou mean?" "Older people, your parents' age or grandparents' age." "They've gone from this place." "You mean, they're dead?" "Yes." "All ofthem?" "How is that possible?" "There are things better left not said." "We don't dwell on the past, Alexander." " [ Mara ] We do something else." " What?" "[ Mara ] We remember them... with these," "Alexander!" "Alexander." " Areyou coming to work now?" "Come with me-- - [ Mara ] No." "Alexander's not well enough." "We're going to see his machine." " Now?" " Staywith Toren. [ Continues In Eloi ]" " Go the next day, tomorrow." " I need to see that it's all right." " This way." " [ Child Laughing ]" "Will you tell me more about N-New York tonight?" "I will." "Oh, good." "It seems fline." "We had quite a ride together." " It's ready?" " Appears so." "Will you use it now?" "Go back toyour own time?" "Well, I" " I guess I could." "Uh... it seems so long ago." "No." "You should go." "AndIneedtoask, willyou take Kalen withyou?" " Why?" " Alexander, take him away, back toyour time." "Will you?" " Mara, why?" " Please." "You don't know." " Take him away from here." " [Horn Blowing, ManShouting]" "Kalen!" "Mara, what's going on?" "They're early!" "We must get Kalen!" "[Shrieking, Growling]" "[Shrieking, Growling Continue]" "[ Clamoring, Screaming ]" "[Shrieking]" "[ Roaring ]" "[Mara] Kalen!" "Kalen!" "Kalen!" "[WomanScreaming]" "[ Growling ]" "[ Snorts, Growls ]" "[ Eloi Man Screaming ]" "[ Screaming ]" "Mara!" " [Mara]Kalen!" " No, stay here." "Stay in the group!" "Run!" " [Horn Blowing] - [WomanScreaming]" "[ Kalen ] Mara!" "[Screaming Continues]" "[ Screaming ]" "Mara!" "[ Gasping ] Where did they take them?" " We have to follow them." "We have to fiind them." " We do not." "Col'quin tor," " Why not?" " This is nem Eloi'tas, our life here." " How can youjust do nothing?" " How can tor'tasal'mor," " It is the day and the night." " The day and the night." " This is the world." " [ Continues Gasping ]" " Why don'tyou flight back?" " [ Eloi ]" "Fight back." "Why not?" "Those who farquil'pax, fiight-- are taken fiirst." "[ Crowd Murmuring ]" " Kalen, doyou know where they're taken?" " No." " Do they ever come back?" " No." " Has anyone ever followed them?" " I don't know." " Well, what about the Morlocks?" "There must be a leader." " We're not supposed to talk." "Kalen, listen to me." "Listen." "Sometimes we need to accept what's happening to us even ifwe don't want to." "And other times we have to flight, even ifwe're afraid." "Now, it's diffiicult to understand, I know." "Believe me, I know." "Now, they're afraid, and I'm asking you not to be." "So will you tell me whatyou know?" "We can save her." "Please." "When they go, we're not supposed to talk about it." " But we all know the place." " What place?" "Where the ghosts are." "[Animals Calling]" "Here it is." "[Rocks Falling]" "[Alex Grunting]" "[Vox] Welcome to VOXsystem, HowmayIhelpyou?" " It's all right." " [Vox]HowmayIserveyou?" "What can I getyou?" "Oh, let's see." "Um, HenryJames." "Oh, no." "Yes?" "No, no, no, Too depressing, Hemingway, perhaps?" "No, Toosweaty," "Plato, Proust, Pinter, Poe, Pound?" "No." "Complete Works ofMarthaStewart?" "Ah, I have it!" "Jules Verne." " Rightupyouralley, I would think," " Photonic, right?" "Or what's leftofone, What's leftofallofthem," "I am the last, and ""these fragments I have shored against my ruins.""" "T,S, Eliot," "You wouldn't know him yet, but he is so depressing, yet so divine." "Oh, I'm sorry." "The lending library is temporarily out ofservice." "Not to worry." "I have them all right here-- every page ofeveryvolume." "Can you tell me what's happening here?" "Well, my sources are no longer fully annotated, andmyinformationissomewhat anecdotal, butIbelieve what was once onerace, is now two." "One above and one below." "Two distinct species that have evolved." " And how do those below survive?" " Thatis therealquestion, isn'tit?" "[ Chuckles Halfheartedly]" " I don't believe it." " Well, ifyou don't like the answers, you should avoid asking the questions." "Look at them." "They have no knowledge ofthe past, noambition forthe future," " Solucky," " Whywould you say something like that?" "Can you even imagine what it's like to remember everything?" "I remember a six-year-old girl who asked me about dinosaurs 800,000 years ago." "I remember the last book I recommended:" "Look Homeward, Angel, bythomas Wolfe." "Andyes, Ievenrememberyou," "Time travel:" "practical application." "How doyou know about the Morlocks ifyou can't leave this place?" "There was one Eloi whomanaged to escape, He toldme everything," "We spentyears together, just talking." "The conversation's a little spotty now, but I do remember." "It's good to have a friend." "Then you can help us fiind the Morlocks, fiind Mara." "Andifthe truth issohorrible, andwillhauntyour dreams forall time?" "Well, I think I'm used to that." "My friend said he came from the east, from thejungle." " Will you describe it?" " I don't have to." "Just follow the breathing." "[Owls Hooting]" "[Heartbeat, GrowingLouder, Faster]" "[Roaring]" "In the dream, we'removing towardit, butI thinkit was meant tokeep usaway," " I mightjust go in by myself." " No." "Mara would be very cross with me ifyou got hurt." "Now, I'll fiind her, but I need you to go back to the village and light a fiire so we can fiind ourway home." " All right?" "Will you do that for me?" " I lostyour pocket watch." "[ Panting ] They took it from my room." "I'm sorry." "Whywould they take it?" " [Rocks Falling] - [ Alex Gasps ]" "[ Continues Gasping, Grunting ]" "[ Screeching ]" "Oh." "Stupid." "[Growling]" "[ Growling Continues ]" "[Machinery Clanking]" "[Whooping, Screeching]" "[ Grunting ]" "[ Growling ]" "[ Snorting ]" "[LowRumbling]" "[LowRumbling]" "Mara?" "[MetallicRattling]" "[ Gasping ]" "[ Screams ]" "[ Yells ]" " [ Gasping ] - [ Morlock Growling ]" " [ Continues Growling ] - [ Gasping ]" "[WaterDripping]" "[Dripping Continues]" "Mara?" "Mara." "Mara?" "Come a little closer." "I don't bite." "Do I surpriseyou?" " A little." "Yes." " Hmm." "We weren't always like this." "After the moon fell from the sky, the Earth could no longer sustain the species." "Somemanagedtostayabove," "Therestofus escapedunderground," "Then centuries later, when we triedtoreemerge into thesun again, we couldn't," "So we bred ourselves into castes." "Some to be our eyes and ears." " Some to be our muscles and sinews." " You mean, your hunters." "Yes." "Bred to be predators, but bred also to be controlled." "You see, my caste concentrated... on expanding our cerebral abilities." " You control their thoughts." " Notjust theirs." "The Eloi." "So it's not enough thatyou hunt them down like animals." " That's their role here." " To beyour food?" "Yes." "And for those who are suitable, to be breeding vessels... for our other colonies." "Yousee, I'mjustone ofmany," "I don't understand howyou can sit there and speak so coldly about this." "Haveyou not considered the human cost of-- ofwhat it is you're doing?" "We all pay a price..." "Alexander." " [ Breathing Heavily] - [DistantRoaring] - [ Gasps ]" "Don't worry." "You're safe." "I control them." "Without that control, theywould exhaust the food supply... in a matter ofmonths." "Food supply?" "They're human beings!" "Who areyou... to question 800,000 years... ofevolution?" "This is" " This is a perversion ofevery natural law." "[ Growling ]" "And what is time travel butyour pathetic attempt to control the world around you," "your futile effort to have a question answered?" " [ Grunting ]" "Doyou think I don't knowyou, Alexander?" "I can look insideyour memories, your nightmares, your dreams." "You're a man haunted by those two most terrible words:" "What if?" "[Ticking]" "[ Ticking Continues ]" "[Baby Babbling]" "[ Emma ] Look atyou!" " [Girl]Andalongponytail" " Daddy!" " Who's that?" "Is it Daddy?" " Daddy!" " [Girl]Longponytail," "[Girl] Andwe'restillhaving lots offun," " [Emma]Right, Right, - [Child Chattering, Indistinct]" "[ Baby Coos ]" "[ Boy] Da-da!" "Daddy." "You builtyour time machine because of Emma's death." "Ifshe had lived, it would never have existed." "So how could you useyour machine to go back to save her?" "You are the inescapable result... ofyour tragedy, just as I... am the inescapable result..." "ofyou." "[Disembodied Whispering Voices, Indistinct]" "[Rumbling]" "You haveyour answer." "Now go." "[ Whooshing ]" "I believeyou have something that belongs to me." " [ Ticking ]" " We all have our time machines, don't we?" "Those that take us back are memories... andthose that carry us forward," "are dreams." " You're forgetting one thing." " Huh?" " What if?" " [ Gasping ]" "[ Both Grunting ]" "[ Yells, Grunts, Groans ]" "[ Gagging ]" "[ Chuckles, Growls ]" "[ Gasps, Yells ]" "[ Growls ]" " [ Blades Whooshing ] - [ Gasping ]" "[Engine Revving Faster]" "[ Screeches ]" " [ Growling ] - [ Grunting ]" "[ Screeching ]" "[ Gasping ]" "[Engine RevvingDown]" "[ Grunting ]" "[Growling]" " What areyou doing with it?" " Changing the future." "Come on." "[ Growling ]" "[ Morlocks Chittering, Screeching ]" "Wait." "Wait here." " [ Grunts ] - [ War Cry] - [ Growls ]" "[ Growls, Snorts ]" "[ Roars ]" "[Roaring Continues]" "[ All Roaring ]" "Go." "[ Snorting, Growling ]" " Hurry!" " [ Grunting ]" "[ Roaring ]" "Huh?" "Alexander!" "[People Panting, Explosions Continuing]" "I'm sorry you lostyour machine." "Oh, it's all right." "It was only a machine." "[Vox] ""The congregationroseandstared," """while the three deadboys camemarching up theaisle.." """Tom in their lead, Joe next," """and Huck, a ruin ofdrooping rags," " ""sneaking sheepishly in the rear." " [ Kids Laughing ]" """They had hid in an unused gallery, listening to their own funeral sermon." "Aunt Polly, Mary and the Harpers threw themselves upon them--""" "This is the place." "So it is." " But there's nothing here." " Well, it was different then." "My laboratory was all around here." "The kitchen was up there where that tree is." "Not that Mrs. Watchit ever let me go in there." "I don't know what to tell you, sir." "He's been gone this whole week." "And you've no idea where he went?" " No, sir." " [Alexander] This wouldbemygreenhouse," "There was a garden outside." "Gren 'tormar'tas?" "Yes." " I'm glad." " Sir?" "I'm glad he's gone." "Maybe he's fiinally found someplace where he can be happy." " This was my home." " His home." "Long ago." "You know, Molly and I were talking about engaging a housekeeper, someone to live with us and help take care ofJamie." "Would you be interested?" " Perhapsjust until the master returns." " Ofcourse." " But there'd be some changes made." "I run a tight house." " [ Chuckles ]" "Oh, I have no doubt ofthat." "I'll call by in the morning, and we'll arrange it." " Good night, Mrs. Watchit." " Good night, Mr. Philby." " [Hoofbeats OnStreet]" " Godspeed, my fline lad." "Godspeed." "¶[LowChoralSinging, Indistinct]" "¶[Tribal]" "¶[Singing Ends]" "Ripped by Divxjunkie, retseklets mense !"

"This is a story of an ordinary little boy named Charlie Bucket." "He was not faster or stronger or more clever than other children." "His family was not rich or powerful or well-connected." "In fact, they barely had enough to eat." "Charlie Bucket was the luckiest boy in the entire world." "He just didn't know it yet." " Evening, Buckets." " Evening." "Hi, Dad." "Soup's almost ready, darling." "Don't suppose there's anything extra to put in, love." "Oh, well." "Nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage." "Charlie I found something I think you'll like." "Charlie's father worked at the local toothpaste factory." "The hours were long, and the pay was terrible yet occasionally, there were unexpected surprises." "It's exactly what I need." "What is it, Charlie?" "Dad found it, just the piece I needed." " What piece was it?" " A head for Willy Wonka." "Well, how wonderful." "It's quite a likeness." " You think so?" " Think so?" "I know so." "I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes." " I used to work for him, you know." " You did?" " I did." " He did." "He did." "I love grapes." "Of course, I was a much younger man in those days." "Willy Wonka began with a single store on Cherry Street." "But the whole world wanted his candy." " Mr. Wonka." " Yeah?" "We need more Wonka bars and we're out of chocolate birds." " Birds?" "Birds." "Well, then we'll need to make some more." "Here." "Now open." "The man was a genius." "Did you know he invented a new way of making chocolate ice cream so that it stays cold for hours without a freezer?" "You can even leave it lying in the sun on a hot day, and it won't go runny." " But that's impossible." " But Willy Wonka did it." "Before long he decided to build a proper chocolate factory." "The largest chocolate factory in history." "Fifty times as big as any other." "Grandpa, don't make it gross." "Tell him about the Indian prince." "He'd like to hear about that." "You mean, Prince Pondicherry?" "Well, Prince Pondicherry wrote a letter to Mr. Wonka and asked him to come all the way out to India and build him a colossal palace entirely out of chocolate." "It will have 100 rooms, and everything will be made of either dark or light chocolate." "True to his word, the bricks were chocolate and the cement holding them together was chocolate." "All the walls and ceilings were made of chocolate as well." "So were the carpets and the pictures and the furniture." "It is perfect in every way." "Yeah, but it won't last long." "You better start eating right now." "Oh, nonsense." "I will not eat my palace." "I intend to live in it." "But Mr. Wonka was right, of course." "Soon after this, there came a very hot day with a boiling sun." "The prince sent an urgent telegram requesting a new palace but Willy Wonka was facing problems of his own." "All the other chocolate makers, you see, had grown jealous of Mr. Wonka." "They began sending in spies to steal his secret recipes." "Fickelgruber started making an ice cream that would never melt." "Prodnose came out with a chewing gum that never lost its flavor." "Then Slugworth began making candy balloons that you could blow up to incredible sizes." "The thievery got so bad that one day, without warning Mr. Wonka told every single one of his workers to go home." "He announced that he was closing his chocolate factory forever." "I'm closing my chocolate factory forever." "I'm sorry." "But it didn't close forever." "It's open right now." "Yes, well, sometimes when grownups say "forever," they mean "a very long time."" "Such as, "I feel like I've eaten nothing but cabbage soup forever."" " Now, Pops." " The factory did close, Charlie." "And it seemed like it was going to be closed forever." "Then one day we saw smoke rising from the chimneys." " The factory was back in business." " Did you get your job back?" "No." "No one did." "But there must be people working there." "Think about it, Charlie." "Have you ever seen a single person going into that factory or coming out of it?" "No." "The gates are always closed." "Exactly." "But then, who's running the machines?" " Nobody knows, Charlie." " It certainly is a mystery." "Hasn't someone asked Mr. Wonka?" "Nobody sees him anymore." "He never comes out." "The only thing that comes out of that place is the candy already packed and addressed." "I'd give anything in the world just to go in one more time and see what's become of that amazing factory." "Well, you won't, because you can't." "No one can." "It's a mystery, and it will always be a mystery." "That little factory of yours, Charlie, is as close as any of us is ever going to get." "Come on, Charlie." "I think it's time we let your grandparents get some sleep." " Good night, Grandpa George." " Night, Charlie." " Night-night." " Chair." "Thank you, dear." "Night, Grandpa Joe." "Good night, Grandma Georgina." "Nothing's impossible, Charlie." " Good night." " Night, Charlie." "Sleep well." "Indeed, that very night, the impossible had already been set in motion." "Dear people of the world I, Willy Wonka have decided to allow five children to visit my factory this year." "In addition, one of these children shall receive a special prize beyond anything you could ever imagine." "Five golden tickets have been hidden underneath the ordinary wrapping paper of five ordinary Wonka bars." "The bars may be anywhere in any shop, in any street, in any town, in any country in the world." "Wouldn't it be something, Charlie, to open a bar of candy and find a golden ticket inside?" "I know, but I only get one bar a year, for my birthday." "Well, it's your birthday next week." "You have as much chance as anybody does." "Balderdash." "The kids who are going to find the golden tickets are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars every day." "Our Charlie gets only one a year." "He doesn't have a chance." "Everyone has a chance, Charlie." "Mark my words, the kid who finds the first ticket will be fat, fat, fat." "Augustus." "This way." "I am eating the Wonka bar and I taste something that is not chocolate or coconut or walnut or peanut butter or nougat or butter brittle or caramel or sprinkles." "So I look and I find the golden ticket." "Augustus, how did you celebrate?" "I eat more candy." "We knew Augustus would find the golden ticket." "He eats so many candy bars a day that it was not possible for him not to find one." "Yes, it is good, Augustus." " golden ticket claimed and four more..." "Told you it'd be a porker." "What a repulsive boy." "Only four golden tickets left." "Now that they've found one, things will really get crazy." " of every shape, size and hue." "Veruca." "Can you spell that for us, please?" "V-E-R-U-C-A." "Veruca Salt." "As soon as my little Veruca told me she had to have one of these golden tickets I started buying all the Wonka bars I could lay my hands on." "Thousands of them." "Hundreds of thousands." "I'm in the nut business, you see." "So I say to my workers:" "Morning, ladies." "From now on, you can stop shelling peanuts and start shelling the wrappers off these chocolate bars instead." "Three days went by, and we had no luck." "Oh, it was terrible." "My Veruca got more and more upset each day." "Where's my golden ticket?" "I want my golden ticket." "Well, gentlemen, I just hated to see my little girl feeling unhappy like that." "I vowed I would keep searching until I could give her what she wanted." "And finally, I found her a ticket." "Daddy, I want another pony." "She's even worse than the fat boy." "I don't think that was really fair." "She didn't find the ticket herself." "Don't worry about it, Charlie." "That man spoils his daughter." "And no good ever comes from spoiling a child like that." "Charlie, Mum and I thought maybe you wanna open your birthday present tonight." "Here you are." "Maybe I should wait till morning." " Like hell." " Pop." "All together, we're 381 years old." "We don't wait." "Now, Charlie, you mustn't feel too disappointed you know, if you don't get the..." "Whatever happens, you'll still have the candy." "Ah, well." "That's that." " We'll share it." " Oh, no, Charlie." "Not your birthday present." "It's my candy bar, and I'll do what I want with it." "Thank you, darling." "Thank you, Charlie." "Bless you." "All right, let's see who found it." ""The third ticket was found by Miss Violet Beauregarde."" "These are just some of the 263 trophies and medals my Violet has won." "I'm a gum chewer mostly, but when I heard about these ticket things I laid off the gum, switched to candy bars." "She's just a driven young woman." "I don't know where she gets it." "I'm the Junior World Champion Gum Chewer." "This piece of gum I'm chewing right now I've been working on for three months solid." "That's a record." "Of course, I did have my share of trophies, mostly baton." "So it says that one kid's gonna get this special prize, better than all the rest." "I don't care who those other four are." "That kid, it's gonna be me." "Tell them why, Violet." "Because I'm a winner." "What a beastly girl." "Despicable." "You don't know what we're talking about." "Dragonflies?" "But wait, this is just in." "The fourth golden ticket has been found by a boy called Mike Teavee." "All you had to do was track the manufacturing dates offset by weather and the derivative of the Nikkei Index." "A retard could figure it out." "Most of the time I don't know what he's talking about." "You know, kids these days, what with all the technology..." "Die!" "Die!" "Die!" "Doesn't seem like they stay kids very long." "In the end, I only had to buy one candy bar." " And how did it taste?" " I don't know." "I hate chocolate." "Well, it's a good thing you're going to a chocolate factory, you ungrateful little..." "That question is, who will be the winner of the last gold...?" " Dad?" " Yes, Charlie?" "Why aren't you at work?" "Oh, well, the toothpaste factory thought they'd give me a bit of time off." "Like summer vacation?" "Sure." "Something like that." "In fact, it wasn't like a vacation at all." "The upswing in candy sales had led to a rise in cavities which led to a rise in toothpaste sales." "With the extra money, the factory had decided to modernize eliminating Mr. Bucket's job." "We were barely making ends meet as it was." "You'll find another job." "Until then, I'll just..." "Well, I'll just thin down the soup a little more." "Don't worry, Mr. Bucket, our luck will change." "I know it." "Charlie." "My secret hoard." "You and I are going to have one more fling at finding that last ticket." "You sure you want to spend your money on that?" "Of course I'm sure." "Here." "Run down to the nearest store and buy the first Wonka candy bar you see." "Bring it straight back, and we'll open it together." "Such a good boy, really." "Such a good..." "Grandpa?" " You fell asleep." " Have you got it?" "Which end should we open first?" "Just do it quick, like a Band-Aid." "Did you see that some kid in Russia found the last golden ticket?" "Yes, it was in the paper this morning." "Good boy." "Come on, George." "Good boy." "One Wonka Whipple-Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight, please." "Okay." "Here you go." "The nerve of some people." "I know." "Forging a ticket." "Come on." "It's a golden ticket." "You found Wonka's last golden ticket." "In my shop too!" "Listen." "I'll buy it from you." "I'll give you $50 and a new bicycle." "Are you crazy?" "I'd give him $500 for that ticket." "You wanna sell me your ticket for $500, young man?" "That's enough of that." "Leave the kid alone." "Listen." "Don't let anyone have it." "Take it straight home, you understand?" "Thank you." "Mom!" "Dad!" "I found it!" "The last golden ticket!" "It's mine!" "Here." "Read it aloud." "Let's hear exactly what it says." ""Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this golden ticket, from Mr. Willy Wonka." "I shake you warmly by the hand." "For now, I do invite you to come to my factory and be my guest for one whole day."" ""I, Willy Wonka, will conduct you around the factory myself showing you everything there is to see."" ""Afterwards, when it is time to leave you will be escorted home by a procession of large trucks each one filled with all the chocolate you could ever eat."" ""And remember, one of you lucky five children will receive an extra prize beyond your wildest imagination." "Now, here are your instructions."" ""On the 1 st of February, you must come to the factory gates at 10 a.m. Sharp." "You're allowed to bring one member of your family to look after you." "Until then, Willy Wonka."" "The 1 st of February." " But that's tomorrow." " Then there's not a moment to lose." "Wash your face, comb your hair, scrub your hands, brush your teeth, blow your nose." " And get that mud off your pants." " Now we must all try and keep very calm." "First thing that we have to decide is this:" "Who is going with Charlie to the factory?" "I will." "I'll take him." "You leave it to me." "How about you, dear?" "Don't you think you ought to go?" "Well, Grandpa Joe seems to know more about it than we do, and..." "Provided, of course, he feels well enough." "No." "We're not going." "A woman offered me $500 for the ticket." "I bet someone else would pay more." "We need the money more than we need the chocolate." "Young man, come here." "There's plenty of money out there." "They print more every day." "But this ticket there's only five of them in the whole world and that's all there's ever going to be." "Only a dummy would give this up for something as common as money." "Are you a dummy?" "No, sir." "Then get that mud off your pants." "You've got a factory to go to." "Daddy, I want to go in." "It's 9:59, sweetheart." "Make time go faster." "Do you think Mr. Wonka will recognize you?" "Hard to say." "It's been years." "Eyes on the prize, Violet." "Eyes on the prize." "Please enter." "Come forward." "Close the gates." "Dear visitors it is my great pleasure to welcome you to my humble factory." "And who am I?" "Well..." "Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka" "The amazing chocolatier" "Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka" "Everybody give a cheer!" "Hooray!" "He's modest, clever and so smart" "He barely can restrain it" "With so much generosity" "There is no way to contain it!" "To contain it To contain, to contain, to contain!" "Hooray!" "Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka" "He's the one that you're about to meet" "Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka" "He's the genius who just can't be beat" "The magician and the chocolate wiz" "The best darn guy who ever lived" "Willy Wonka, here he is!" "The amazing chocolatier" "Wasn't that just magnificent?" "I was worried it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part, but then that finale..." "Who are you?" " He's Willy Wonka." " Really?" ""Good morning, starshine." "The Earth says hello."" ""Dear guests, greetings." "Welcome to the factory." "I shake you warmly by the hand." "My name is Willy Wonka."" "Then shouldn't you be up there?" "I couldn't very well watch the show from up there, now, could I, little girl?" "Mr. Wonka, I don't know if you'll remember me but I used to work here in the factory." "Were you one of those despicable spies who tried to steal my life's work and sell it to parasitic, copycat, candy-making cads?" "No, sir." "Then wonderful." "Welcome back." "Let's get a move on, kids." "Don't you want to know our names?" "Can't imagine how it would matter." "Come quickly." "Far too much to see." "Just drop your coats anywhere." " Mr. Wonka?" "Sure is toasty in here." " What?" "I have to keep it warm in here." "My workers are used to an extremely hot climate." "They just can't stand the cold." "Who are the workers?" "All in good time." "Now..." "Mr. Wonka, I'm Violet Beauregarde." " I don't care." " Well, you should care." "Because I'm gonna win the special prize at the end." "Well, you do seem confident, and confidence is key." "I'm Veruca Salt." "It's very nice to meet you, sir." "I always thought a verruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot." "I am Augustus Gloop." "I love your chocolate." "I can see that." "So do I." "I never expected to have so much in common." "You." "You're Mike Teavee." "You're the little devil who cracked the system." "And you." "Well, you're just lucky to be here, aren't you?" "And the rest of you must be their..." " Parents." " Yeah." "Moms and dads." "Dad?" "Papa?" "Okay, then." "Let's move along." " Would you like some chocolate?" " Sure." "Then you should've brought some." " Let's be friends." " Best friends." "An important room, this." " After all, it is a chocolate factory." " Then why is the door so small?" "That's to keep all the great big chocolatey flavor inside." "Now, do be careful, my dear children." "Don't lose your heads." "Don't get overexcited." "Just keep very calm." "It's beautiful." "What?" "Oh, yeah, it's very beautiful." "Every drop of the river is hot, melted chocolate of the finest quality." "The waterfall is most important." "Mixes the chocolate." "Churns it up." "Makes it light and frothy." "By the way no other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall, my dear children." "And you can take that to the bank." "People." "Those pipes suck up the chocolate and carry it away all over the factory." "Thousands of gallons an hour." "Yeah." "And do you like my meadow?" "Try some of my grass." "Please have a blade." "Please do." "It's so delectable and so darn good-Iooking." "You can eat the grass?" "Of course you can." "Everything in this room is eatable." "Even I'm eatable." "But that is called cannibalism, my dear children and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies." "Yeah." "Enjoy." "Go on." "Scoot, scoot." "Son." "Please." "Dad, he said, "Enjoy."" "Why hold on to it?" "Why not start a new piece?" "Because then I wouldn't be a champion." "I'd be a loser, like you." "Daddy, look over there." "What is it?" "It's a little person." "Over there, by the waterfall." " There's two of them." " There's more than two." " Where do they come from?" " Who are they?" "Are they real people?" "Of course they're real people." "They're Oompa-Loompas." " Oompa-Loompas?" " Imported, direct from Loompaland." " There's no such place." " What?" "Mr. Wonka, I teach high-school geography, and I'm here to tell you..." "Well, then you'll know all about it, and, oh, what a terrible country it is." "The whole place is nothing but thick jungles infested by the most dangerous beasts in the entire world." "Hornswogglers and snozzwangers and those terrible, wicked whangdoodles." "I went to Loompaland looking for exotic new flavors for candy." "Instead I found the Oompa-Loompas." "They lived in tree houses to escape from the fierce creatures who lived below." "The Oompa-Loompas ate nothing but green caterpillars, which tasted revolting." "The Oompa-Loompas looked for other things to mash up with the caterpillars to make them taste better;" "Red beetles, the bark of the bong-bong tree." "All of them beastly but not quite so beastly as the caterpillars." "But the food they longed for the most was the cocoa bean." "An Oompa-Loompa was lucky if he found three or four cocoa beans a year." "But, oh, how they craved them." "All they'd ever think about was cocoa beans." "The cocoa bean is the thing from which chocolate is made, so I told the chief:" "They are such wonderful workers." "I feel I must warn you, though, they are rather mischievous." "Always making jokes." "Augustus, my child, that is not a good thing you do!" "Hey, little boy." "My chocolate must be untouched by human hands." "He'll drown." "He can't swim." "Save him!" "Augustus!" "No!" "Augustus!" "Augustus, watch out!" "There he goes." "Call the fire brigade!" "It's a wonder how that pipe is big enough." "It isn't big enough." "He's slowing down." "He's gonna stick." "I think he has." "He's blocked the whole pipe." "Look." "The Oompa-Loompas." "What are they doing?" "They're going to treat us to a little song." "It is quite a special occasion." "They haven't had a fresh audience in many a moon." "Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop" "The great big, greedy nincompoop" "Augustus Gloop, so big and vile So greedy, foul and infantile" ""Come on!" we cried "The time is ripe" "To send him shooting up the pipe!"" "But don't, dear children, be alarmed" "Augustus Gloop will not be harmed" "Augustus Gloop will not be harmed" "Although, of course, we must admit" "He will be altered quite a bit" "Slowly, wheels go round and round" "And cogs begin to grind and pound" "This greedy brute, this louse's ear" "Is loved by people everywhere" "For who could hate or bear a grudge" "Against a luscious bit of fudge?" "Bravo!" "Well done!" "Aren't they delightful?" "Aren't they charming?" " I do say, that all seemed rather rehearsed." " Like they knew it was gonna happen." "Oh, poppycock." "Where is my son?" "Where does that pipe go to?" "That pipe, it just so happens to lead directly to the room where I make delicious strawberry-flavored, chocolate-coated fudge." "Then he will be made into strawberry-flavored, chocolate-coated fudge." "They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world?" "No." "I wouldn't allow it." "The taste would be terrible." "Can you imagine Augustus-flavored, chocolate-coated Gloop?" "No one would buy it." "I want you to take Mrs. Gloop up to the Fudge Room, okay?" "Help her find her son." "Take a long stick and start poking around in the big chocolate-mixing barrel, okay?" "Mr. Wonka?" "Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa-Loompa song, unless...?" "Improvisation is a parlor trick." "Anyone can do it." "You, little girl." "Say something." " Anything." " Chewing gum." "Chewing gum is really gross Chewing gum, I hate the most" "See?" "Exactly the same." "No, it isn't." "You really shouldn't mumble." "Because I can't understand a word you're saying." "Now, on with the tour." " Are the Oompa-Loompas really joking?" " Of course they're joking." "That boy will be fine." "What's so funny?" "I think it's from all those doggone cocoa beans." "Hey, by the way, did you guys know that chocolate contains a property that triggers the release of endorphins?" "Gives one the feeling of being in love." "You don't say." "All aboard." "Onward!" "Here." "Try some of this." "It'll do you good." "You look starved to death." " It's great." " That's because it's mixed by waterfall." "The waterfall is most important." "Mixes the chocolate, churns it up, makes it light and frothy." " By the way, no other factory in the world..." " You already said that." " You're all quite short, aren't you?" " Well, yeah." "We're children." "Well, that's no excuse." "I was never as short as you." " You were once." " Was not." "Know why?" "Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head." "Look at your short, little arms." "You could never reach." "Do you even remember what it was like being a kid?" "Oh, boy, do I." "Do I?" "In fact, Willy Wonka hadn't thought about his childhood for years." "Trick or treat!" "Trick or treat!" "Trick or treat!" "Who do we have here?" "Ruthie, Veronica, Terrance." "And who's that under the sheet?" "Little Willy Wonka." "Willy Wonka was the son of the city's most famous dentist Wilbur Wonka." "Now let's see what the damage is this year, shall we?" "Caramels." "They'd get stuck in your braces, wouldn't they?" "Lollipops." "Ought to be called "cavities on a stick."" "Then we have all this..." "All this chocolate." "You know, just last week, I was reading in a very important medical journal that some children are allergic to chocolate." "Makes their noses itch." "Maybe I'm not allergic." "I could try a piece." "Really?" "But why take a chance?" "Mr. Wonka?" "Mr. Wonka?" " We're headed for a tunnel." " Oh, yeah." "Full speed ahead." " How can they see where they're going?" " They can't." "There's no knowing where they're going." "Switch on the lights!" "People, keep an eye out." "We're passing some very important rooms here." "What do you use hair cream for?" "To lock in moisture." " Whipped cream." " Precisely." "That doesn't make sense." "For your information, little girl whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips." "Everybody knows that." "Stop the boat." "I wanna show you guys something." "Now, this is the most important room in the entire factory." "Now, everyone, enjoy yourselves, but just don't touch anything." "Okay?" "Go on." "Go on, scoot." "Hey, Mr. Wonka, what's this?" "Let me show you." "Thank you." "These are Everlasting Gobstoppers." "They're for children who are given very little allowance." "You can suck on it all year, and it'll never get any smaller." " Isn't that neat?" " It's like gum." "No." "Gum is for chewing." "If you tried chewing one of these Gobstoppers you'd break all your little teeth off." "But they sure do taste terrific." "And this is Hair Toffee." "You suck down one of these little boogers and in exactly half an hour a brand-new crop of hair will grow out over the top of your little noggin." "And a mustache." "And a beard." " Who wants a beard?" " Well beatniks, for one." "Folk singers and motorbike riders." "You know, all those hip, jazzy, super-cool, neat, keen and groovy cats." "It's in the fridge, daddy-o." "Are you hep to the jive?" "Can you dig what I'm laying down?" "I knew you could." "Slide me some skin, soul brother." "Unfortunately, the mixture isn't right yet." "Because an Oompa-Loompa tried some yesterday, and, well, he..." "How are you today?" "You look great." "Watch this." "You mean that's it?" "Do you even know what "it" is?" " It's gum." " Yeah." "It's a stick of the most amazing and sensational gum in the whole universe." "Know why?" "Know why?" "Because this gum is a full three-course dinner all by itself." "Why would anyone want that?" ""It will be the end of all kitchens and all cooking." "Just a little strip of Wonka's magic chewing gum and that is all you will ever need at breakfast, lunch and dinner." "This piece of gum happens to be tomato soup, roast beef and blueberry pie."" "It sounds great." " It sounds weird." " It sounds like my kind of gum." "I'd rather you didn't." "There are still some things that are..." "I'm the world-record holder in chewing gum." "I'm not afraid of anything." " How is it, honey?" " It's amazing!" "Tomato soup." "I can feel it running down my throat." "Yeah." "Spit it out." " Young lady, I think you'd better..." " It's changing." "Roast beef, with baked potato." "Crispy skin and butter." "Keep chewing." "My little girl's gonna be the first person to have a chewing-gum meal." "Yeah." "I'm just a little concerned about the..." "Blueberry pie and ice cream!" " That part." " What's happening to her nose?" "It's turning blue." "Your whole nose has gone purple." "What do you mean?" "Violet, you're turning violet." " What's happening?" " Well, I told you I hadn't quite got it right." "Because it goes a little funny when it gets to the dessert." "It's the blueberry pie that does it." "I'm terribly sorry." "Mother?" "What's happening to me?" "She's swelling up." "Like a blueberry." "I've tried it on, like, 20 Oompa-Loompas, and each one ended up as a blueberry." "It's just weird." "But I can't have a blueberry as a daughter." "How is she supposed to compete?" "You could put her in a county fair." "Yeah, yeah" "Yeah" "Listen close, and listen hard" "To the tale of Violet Beauregarde" "This gentle girl She sees no wrong" "In chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing" "Chewing, chewing all day long" "Chewing, chewing all day long" "Chewing, chewing all day long" "Chewing, chewing all day long" "Yeah" "She goes on chewing till, at last" "Her chewing muscles grow so vast" "And from her face Her giant chin" "Sticks out just like a violin" "Chewing, chewing all day long" "Chewing, chewing all day long" "Chewing, chewing all day long" "For years and years she chews away" "Her jaws get stronger every day" "And with one great, tremendous chew" "They bite the poor girl's tongue in two" "And that is why we try so hard" "To save Miss Violet Beauregarde" "Chewing, chewing all day long" "Chewing, chewing all day long" "Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing" "Chewing, chewing all day long" "Chewing, chewing all day long" "Chewing, chewing all day long" "Chewing, chewing all day long" "Mr. Wonka!" "I want you to roll Miss Beauregarde into the boat and take her along to the Juicing Room at once, okay?" "Juicing Room?" "What are they gonna do to her there?" "They're gonna squeeze her." "Like a little pimple." "We gotta squeeze all that juice out of her immediately." "Mother, help me." "Please." "Come on." "Let's boogie." "Without the boat, we'll have to move double-time to keep on schedule." "There's far too much to see." " Mr. Wonka?" " Yeah?" "Why did you decide to let people in?" "So they could see the factory, of course." "But why now?" "And why only five?" "What's the special prize, and who gets it?" "The best kind of prize is a surprise." "Will Violet always be a blueberry?" "No." "Maybe." "I don't know." "That's what you get from chewing gum all day." "It's disgusting." "If you hate gum so much, why do you make it?" "Once again, you shouldn't mumble." "It's starting to bum me out." "Can you remember the first candy you ever ate?" "No." "In fact, Willy Wonka did remember the first candy he ever ate." "I'm sorry, I was having a flashback." "I see." "These flashbacks happen often?" "Increasingly today." "This is a room I know all about." "For you see, Mr. Wonka, I, myself, am in the nut business." "Are you using the Havermax 4000 to do your sorting?" "No." "You're really weird." " Squirrels." " Yeah." "Squirrels." "These squirrels are specially trained to get the nuts out of shells." "Why use squirrels?" "Why not use Oompa-Loompas?" "Because only squirrels can get the whole walnut out almost every single time." "See how they tap them with their knuckles to make sure it's not bad?" "Oh, look." "Look." "I think that one's got a bad nut." "Daddy, I want a squirrel." "Get me one of those squirrels." "I want one." "Veruca, dear, you have many marvelous pets." "All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle and a silly old hamster." "I want a squirrel!" "All right, pet." "Daddy will get you a squirrel as soon as he possibly can." "But I don't want any old squirrel, I want a trained squirrel." "Very well." "Mr. Wonka, how much do you want for one of these squirrels?" "Name your price." "Oh, they're not for sale." "She can't have one." "Daddy." "I'm sorry, darling." "Mr. Wonka's being unreasonable." "If you won't get me a squirrel, I'll get one myself." "Veruca." "Little girl?" "Veruca, come back here at once." "Veruca." "Little girl?" "Don't touch that squirrel's nuts." "It'll make him crazy." "I'll have you." "Veruca." "Veruca." "No!" "Veruca!" "Let's find the key." "Nope." "Not that one." " Daddy!" " Veruca!" "No." "It's not that one." "There it is." "There it isn't." "Daddy, I want them to stop." "What are they doing?" "They're testing to see if she's a bad nut." "Oh, my goodness." "She is a bad nut after all." "Veruca!" "Daddy!" "Where are they taking her?" "Where all the other bad nuts go." "To the garbage chute." "Where does the chute go?" "To the incinerator." "But don't worry." "We only light it on Tuesdays." "Today is Tuesday." "Well, there's always the chance they decided not to light it today." "Now, she may be stuck in the chute just below the top." "If that's the case, all you have to do is just reach in and pull her out." "Okay?" "Veruca Salt, the little brute" "Has just gone down the garbage chute" "And she will meet, as she descends" "A rather different set of friends" "A rather different set of friends" "A rather different set of friends" "A fish head, for example, cut" "This morning from a halibut" "An oyster from an oyster stew" "A steak that no one else would chew" "And lots of other things as well" "Each with its rather horrid smell" "Horrid smell" "These are Veruca's newfound friends" "That she will meet as she descends" "These are Veruca's newfound friends" "Who went and spoiled her, who indeed?" "Who pandered to her every need?" "Who turned her into such a brat?" "Who are the culprits?" "Who did that?" "The guilty ones, now this is sad" "Are dear old Mum and loving Dad" "Oh, really?" "Oh, good." "I've just been informed that the incinerator's broken." "So there should be about three weeks of rotten garbage to break their fall." "Well, that's good news." "Yeah." "Well, let's keep on trucking." "I don't know why I didn't think of this." "The elevator's by far the most efficient way to get around the factory." "There can't be this many floors." "How do you know, Mr. Smarty-Pants?" "This isn't just an ordinary up-and-down elevator, by the way." "This elevator can go sideways, longways, slantways and any other ways you can think of." "You just press any button and, whoosh, you're off." "Oh, look." "Look." "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Fudge Mountain." "I'd rather not talk about this one." "This is the Puppet Hospital and Burn Center." "It's relatively new." "The administration offices." "Hello, Doris." "Why is everything here completely pointless?" "Candy doesn't have to have a point." "That's why it's candy." "It's stupid." "Candy is a waste of time." "No son of mine is going to be a chocolatier." "Then I'll run away." "To Switzerland." "Bavaria." "The candy capitals of the world." "Go ahead." "But I won't be here when you come back." "Sorry, son." "We're closing for the night." "I wanna pick a room." "Go ahead." "Here." "Put these on quick, and don't take them off whatever you do." "This light could burn your eyeballs right out of your skulls." "And we certainly don't want that, now, do we?" "This is the testing room for my very latest and greatest invention:" "Television Chocolate." "One day it occurred to me:" ""Hey, if television can break up a photograph into millions and millions of tiny pieces and send it whizzing through the air then reassemble it on the other end why can't I do the same with chocolate?" "Why can't I send a real bar of chocolate through the television, ready to be eaten?"" "I'm not gonna touch it." "I'm not going in that direction." "Sounds impossible." "It is impossible." "You don't understand anything about science." "First off, there's a difference between waves and particles." "Second, the amount of power it would take to convert energy in matter would be like nine atomic bombs." "Mumbler!" "Seriously, I cannot understand a single word you're saying." "Okey-dokey." "I shall now send a bar of chocolate from one end of the room to the other by television." "Bring in the chocolate." "It's gotta be real big because you know how on TV you can film a regular-size man, and he comes out looking this tall?" "Same basic principle." "It's gone." "Told you." "That bar of chocolate is now rushing through the air above our heads in a million tiny little pieces." "Come over here." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on!" "Watch the screen." "Here it comes." "Oh, look." " Take it." " It's just a picture on a screen." "Scaredy-cat." "You take it." "Go on." "Just reach out and grab it." "Go on." "Holy buckets." "Eat it." "Go on." "It'll be delicious." "It's the same bar." "It's just gotten a little smaller on the journey, that's all." "It's great." "It's a miracle." "So imagine, you're sitting at home watching television and suddenly a commercial will flash onto the screen, and a voice will say:" ""Wonka's chocolates are the best in the world." "If you don't believe us, try one for yourself."" "And you simply reach out and take it." "How about that?" "So can you send other things?" "Say, like, breakfast cereal?" "Do you have any idea what breakfast cereal's made of?" "It's those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners." "But could you send it by TV if you wanted to?" " Of course I could." " What about people?" "Well, why would I wanna send a person?" "They don't taste very good at all." "Don't you realize what you've invented?" "It's a teleporter." "It's the most important invention in the history of the world." "And all you think about is chocolate." "Calm down, Mike." "I think Mr. Wonka knows what he's talking about." "No, he doesn't." "He has no idea." "You think he's a genius, but he's an idiot." "But I'm not." "Hey, little boy." "Don't push my button." "He's gone." "Let's go check the television, see what we get." "I sure hope no part of him gets left behind." "What do you mean?" "Well, sometimes only half of the little pieces find their way through." "If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?" "What kind of a question is that?" "No need to snap." "Just a question." "Try every channel." "I'm starting to feel a little anxious." " There he is." " Mike." "The most important thing" "That we've ever learned" "The most important thing we've learned As far as children are concerned" "Is never, never let them near The television set" "Or better still just don't install The idiotic thing at all" "Never, never let them Never, never let them" "Never, never let them" "Never, never let them" "It rots the senses in the head" "It keeps imagination dead" "It clogs and clutters up the mind" "It makes a child so dull and blind" "So dull, so dull" "He can no longer understand A fairy tale, a fairyland" "A fairyland, a fairyland" "His brain becomes as soft as cheese" "His thinking powers rust and freeze" "He cannot think, he only sees" "Regarding little Mike Teavee" "We very much regret that we" "Regret that we" "Shall simply have to wait and see" "Wait and see, wait and see" "Wait and see, wait and see, wait and see" "We very much regret that we" "Shall simply have to wait and see" "If we can get him back his height" "But if we can't" "It serves him right" "Somebody grab him." "Help me." "Help me." "Oh, thank heavens." "He's completely unharmed." "Unharmed?" "What are you talking about?" "Just put me back in the other way." "There is no other way." "It's television, not telephone." "There's quite a difference." "And what exactly do you propose to do about it?" "I don't know." "But young men are extremely springy." "They stretch like mad." " Let's go put him in the taffy puller." " Taffy puller?" "Hey, that was my idea." "Boy, is he gonna be skinny." "Yeah." "Taffy puller." "I want you to take Mr. Teavee and his little boy up to the taffy puller, okay?" "Stretch him out." "On with the tour." "There's still so much left to see." "Now, how many children are left?" "Mr. Wonka, Charlie's the only one left now." "You mean, you're the only one?" "Yes." "What happened to the others?" "Oh, my dear boy, but that means you've won." "Oh, I do congratulate you." "I really do." "I'm absolutely delighted." "I had a hunch right from the beginning." "Well done." "Now, we mustn't dilly or dally." "We have an enormous number of things to do before the day's out." "But luckily for us, we have the great glass elevator to speed things along..." "Speed things along." "Come on." ""Up and Out"?" "What kind of room is that?" "Hold on." "Oh, my goodness." "We're gonna need to go much faster, otherwise we'll just never break through." "Break through what?" "I've been longing to press that button for years." "Well, here we go." "Up and out." " But do you really mean...?" " Yeah." "I do." "But it's made of glass." "It'll smash into a million pieces." "Augustus, please don't eat your fingers." "But I taste so good." "Look, Mother." "I'm much more flexible now." "Yes, but you're blue." "Daddy, I want a flying glass elevator." "Veruca, the only thing you're getting today is a bath, and that's final." "But I want it." "Where do you live?" "Right over there." "That little house." "What time do you think they'll be back?" "Hard to know, dear." "I think there's someone at the door." "Hi, Mom." "Mom." "Dad." "We're back." " Charlie." " Charlie." "Goodness." "This is Willy Wonka." "He gave us a ride home." "I see that." "You must be the boy's..." " Parents?" " Yeah." "That." "He says Charlie's won something." "Not just some something." "The most "something" something of any something that's ever been." "I'm gonna give this little boy my entire factory." "You must be joking." "No, really." "It's true." "Because you see, a few months ago, I was having my semiannual haircut and I had the strangest revelation." "In that one silver hair I saw reflected my life's work my factory, my beloved Oompa-Loompas." "Who would watch over them after I was gone?" "I realized in that moment;" "I must find a heir." "And I did, Charlie." "You." "That's why you sent out the golden tickets." "What are Oompa-Loompas?" "I invited five children to the factory and the one who was the least rotten would be the winner." "That's you, Charlie." "So, what do you say?" "Are you ready to leave all this behind and come live with me at the factory?" "Sure." "Of course." "I mean, it's all right if my family come too?" "Oh, my dear boy, of course they can't." "You can't run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old, dead goose." "No offense." "None taken, jerk." "A chocolatier has to run free and solo." "He has to follow his dreams." "Gosh darn the consequences." "Look at me." "I had no family, and I'm a giant success." "So if I go with you to the factory, I won't ever see my family again?" "Yeah." "Consider that a bonus." "Then I'm not going." "I wouldn't give up my family for anything." "Not for all the chocolate in the world." "Oh, I see." "That's weird." "There's other candy too besides chocolate." "I'm sorry, Mr. Wonka." "I'm staying here." "Well, that's just unexpected and weird." "But I suppose, in that case, I'll just..." "Goodbye, then." "Sure you won't change your mind?" "I'm sure." "Okay." "Bye." "Things are going to get much better." "And for once, Grandma Georgina knew exactly what she was talking about." "The next morning, Charlie helped his parents fix the hole in the roof." "Grandpa Joe spent the whole day out of bed." "He didn't feel tired at all." "Charlie's father got a better job at the toothpaste factory repairing the machine that had replaced him." "Things had never been better for the Bucket family." "The same could not be said for Willy Wonka." "I can't put my finger on it." "Candy's the only thing I was ever certain of and now I'm just not certain at all." "I don't know which flavors to make or which ideas to try." "I'm second-guessing myself, which is nuts." "I've always made whatever candy I felt like, and I..." "That's just it, isn't it?" "I make the candy I feel like, but now I feel terrible, so the candy's terrible." "You're very good." "Pity about that chocolate fellow, Wendell..." "Walter." " Willy Wonka." " That's the one." "Says here in the paper his new candies aren't selling very well." "But I suppose maybe he's just a rotten egg who deserves it." " Yep." " Oh, really?" "You ever met him?" "I did." "I thought he was great at first, but then he didn't turn out so nice." "He also has a funny haircut." "I do not!" " Why are you here?" " I don't feel so hot." "What makes you feel better when you feel terrible?" "My family." "What do you have against my family?" "It's not just your family." "It's the whole idea of..." "They tell you what to do, what not to do and it's not conducive to a creative atmosphere." "Usually they're just trying to protect you because they love you." "If you don't believe me, you should ask." "Ask who?" "My father?" "No way." "At least, not by myself." "You want me to go with you?" "Hey." "Hey, what a good idea." "Yeah!" "And you know what?" "I've got transport..." "I have to be more careful where I park this thing." "I think we've got the wrong house." "Do you have an appointment?" "No." "But he's overdue." "Open." "Now, let's see what the damage is, shall we?" "Heavens." "I haven't seen bicuspids like these since..." "Since..." "Willy?" "Hi, Dad." "All these years and you haven't flossed." "Not once." "It was on this day that Willy Wonka repeated his offer to Charlie who accepted on one condition." "Sorry we're late." "We were brainstorming." "Thought I heard thunder." " You staying for dinner, Willy?" " Yes, please." "I'll shuffle the plates." "You smell like peanuts." " I love peanuts." " Oh, thank you." "You smell like old people and soap." "I like it." "Elbows off the table, Charlie." "How do you feel about little raspberry kites?" "With licorice instead of string." " Boys, no business at the dinner table." " Sorry, Mom." "I think you're on to something, though, Charlie." "In the end, Charlie Bucket won a chocolate factory." "But Willy Wonka got something even better;" "A family." "And one thing was absolutely certain;" "Life had never been sweeter." "[ENGLISH]"

"[###]" "Hey." "Haven't seen you all day." "Hah." "I've been really busy." "Plus I had to find 30 extra chairs for my classroom since it's Family Day." "Oh." "Speaking of, I was gonna invite my mom so you could meet her but, uh, she still thinks I'm a lawyer." "Oh, look." "A Human Being has a little Human with it." "How bloodcurdlingly adorable." "Jeff, we need to talk." "What's wrong?" "Are you breaking up with me?" "Oh." "Heh-heh." "Maybe we don't need to talk." "I'm so excited for everybody to meet my sons." "Hope they're not twins." "Twins freak me out." "They always know what the other one is..." "Yeah." "Thinking?" "And finishing each other's..." "Pie." "Exactly." "It's creepy." "It's nice spending time with them." "I don't get to see them that much since I started school." "My sister likes to joke they don't recognize me anymore, and I like to joke she's just jealous because she's barren." "Hmm." "My dad's bringing cousin Abra." "She's visiting from Gaza." "Does she look like you, but in a wig and lipstick?" "No, that's Halle Berry." "Abra wears a full burka in public so she just looks like someone covered head to toe in black fabric." "I can't believe my grandma's rolling her old bones down here." "I gotta pick a cabinet to hide in." "You hide from her?" "Yeah, she's crazy." "Troy." "Society programs us to dispose of the elderly because they don't work or buy things, but don't be blind to your grandmother's value." "You need to cherish her." "You cherish her." "I'm sure I will." "She's not gonna be around forever." "I wanna believe you're right, Britta, but you never quite are, are you?" "Sorry, I'm late." "Was somebody canoodling with a certain professor?" "Actually, no." "She dumped me." "Oh, no, that's so sad." "I'll give Jeff a shoulder to cry on." "You boys put a dead bird in that bitch's glove compartment." "Got it." "Guys, guys, sit." "Shirley, I don't need to cry." "I'm fine." "Jeff, we're your friends." "Let it all out." "There's nothing to let out." "I'm just glad I didn't have to do the dumping." "Then I'd have to lay low for three weeks to look sensitive." "To avoid questions of overlap, but as the dumpee, heh," "I can start making out with every girl on campus now and all anyone will feel for me is sorry." "Ew." "Not anymore." "SHIRLEY:" "Your heart's desensitized, Jeff." "You're like a machine." "It feels no love, just sex." "You're like the Booty-nator." "You know, Booty-nator?" "Like "I'll be back," but with booty." "Why would Booty-nator be back with booty?" "Wouldn't he just try and kill it?" "Well, maybe he kills it, then brings it back as a trophy." "Why would he want dead booty?" "TROY:" "I want Pirate's Booty." "ABED:" "Because you're hungry?" "Guys." "I'll be back, but with booty." "Yeah." "That's beneath you." "Gross." "[###]" "Well, you're too gorgeous to be a teacher and you're too happy to be a student." "Take me to where your car broke down." "I'm here for Family Day." "I'm looking for my family." "Oh." "Well, at the very least, I could fill in for a creepy uncle." "Jeff." "Amber." "There she is." "Look at you, all grown up." "Jeff, this is my stepdaughter, Amber." "Small world." "No, actually, it's a very big world with 5 billion other women in it." "Heh-heh." "Good luck." "Come on, I'll show you around." "[###]" "[SIGHS]" "I'm back." "Without booty." "Now I feel sorry for you." "[THE 88'S "AT LEAST IT WAS HERE" PLAYING]" "[TO Y LASER GUNS FIRING]" "[###]" "Hands in the air." "Homeland Security." "Boys, leave that man alone." "Orange alert." "Orange alert." "Sorry." "They're just excited." "You're, uh, Abed's father?" "I'm Shirley." "And that's Elijah like the prophet and Jordan like the 14-time NBA All-Star." "Gubi Nadir." "Is it how you say hello?" "That's my name." "Oh!" "I'm sorry, you..." "You're like a black ghost." "This is my cousin, Abra." "Greetings." "Over the course of seven marriages," "I amassed some 32 stepchildren and obviously, Amber's my favorite." "Yeah, there was something about his mass e-mails that made me certain this would be a family reunion." "It sure is, sweetie." "She's going to photography school." "Oh, sounds interesting." "Keep it in your pants." "You're embarrassing yourself." "She may be hot, but she's my princess." "Step princess." "Okay." "Family Day." "Let's see what we got here." "Wow." "I can't believe Star-Burns isn't a virgin." "But judging from that Bluetooth headset, his son is." "Ch-chang!" "Winger." "Too cool for family?" "Everyone here is my family." "CLASS:" "Oh..." "Weak." "MAN:" "Cute." "Where's your family, El Tigre?" "Ugh." "My older brother will be at the barbecue." "And it's none of your business, but I ate my twin in utero." "Oh." "Hey, Phantom Menace." "How's the trade embargo with the Naboo?" "Anyway, oh, looks like Pierce broke the piggy bank at the escort service this time." "Hey, duck sauce." "That was rude." "The call girls I frequent are not nearly as attractive as my daughter." "Stepdaughter." "Technically, ex-stepdaughter." "[###]" "You know, your mother April..." "Mm-hm." "Wanda, her name's..." "Was it Wanda?" "Yes." "Yes." "I need one sec." "Excuse me." "Uh, Jeff, Jeff." "Uh..." "Cards on the table, Jeff." "Amber's the best shot I'll ever have at something like a real daughter and I'm striking out." "Have you told her she's prettier than a hooker?" "If you come to the barbecue..." "I know you'd never think of touching her." "Maybe you could say a couple cool things about me." "You want me to wingman you with your ex-stepdaughter?" "I'm sorry." "I got a thing." "You have a thing?" "Yeah, and it's on the rebound." "I'm not subjecting it to a night with a hot girl that I can't have." "You can't holster it for a friend?" "Please, Pierce is barely a friend." "He's no more related to Amber than you are, and was a total jag about shutting me down." "How much effort do I rate?" "For you?" "Um, I'd break a light sweat." "Good, I need a favor." "Help Pierce with his stepdaughter?" "You're becoming dangerous, Annie." "It's those doe eyes." "Disappointing you is like choking the Little Mermaid with a bike chain." "[###]" "[GASPS]" "Is this Nana Barnes?" "Troy didn't mention you were such a knockout." "What's that supposed to mean?" "Oh." "Come on." "I'm sure you've broken a few hearts in your time." "Oh." "Tell me." "How many men do you think I've laid with?" "Who are you?" "I am Britta." "And I have offended you and I am sorry." "Is there anything I can get you?" "Yes." "You can get me a switch." "A what now?" "She's not family, Nana." "You can't make her get a switch." "She can make me get it." "I just have to know what it is." "A switch is a stick she can use to whoop you with." "Cherish, Britta." "Cherish." "Heh." "Well, it was wonderful meeting your brother." "Adios, Señor Chang, shalom, Rabbi Chang, and to both of you, sayonara." "[CHANG LAUGHS]" "Don't go." "Señor Chang?" "Ben, do you realize how ridiculous that sounds?" "Okay, that is who I am." "So drop it." "Dropping." "I'm dropping." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Amber alert." "You are allergic to peanuts." "That might be a different step kid." "My flight actually leaves so..." "Your flight actually leaves after I tell you a story called:" "Pierce Takes On The School Bully." "[###]" "Heh." "Are you a ninja" "Oh, baby." "Don't be rude." "Uh, she's wearing a burka." "It's a way women to express their modesty." "They're like Islamic turtlenecks." "Ask her if she wants to play with us." "[IN ARABIC]" "[IN ENGLISH] Bouncy house." "[IN ARABIC]" "[IN ENGLISH] Sounds heated." "Did she call him a pig's anus or something?" "[IN ARABIC]" "[IN ENGLISH] She's saying she's old enough to jump in a giant balloon." "[IN ARABIC]" "[IN ENGLISH] She's saying he's overprotective." "[IN ARABIC]" "[IN ENGLISH] Now she says he's a pig anus." "That fight made me crave a hot dog." "Stay put, boys." "I'll be right back." "[ARGUING]" "[SCREAMS]" "Look at them." "You are a bad mother." "Control your children." "I have to go back to my car and get my emergency shirt." "And I don't even like that shirt." "Not only did he join a band, they got jealous and booted him." "Get out." "Heh-heh." "That's exactly what they said." "Off to the bathroom, Stepdad." "I've never been called Stepdad." "I don't think anyone has." "Listen, when she gets back, come up with some reason why you have to leave, okay?" "I'll beg you to stay, but you don't." "In fact, why don't you just leave now." "Cut our work in half." "Good luck, buddy." "[###]" "You're leaving?" "My girlfriend is pregnant." "Pierce said you were gay." "He..." "Yup." "As the sunrise." "And I'm deeply ashamed." "I'm just glad I have friends like Pierce to keep me..." "Honest." "This is slightly wrong." "Too much tongue?" "Just enough." "But it..." "It's Pierce." "You mean the guy who decided he doesn't want men touching his ex-stepdaughter, but divorced Mom for our housekeeper?" "Could be the same guy, yeah." "PIERCE:" "Amber?" "Amber, there you are." "Why are you here, Jeff?" "I go to school here, remember?" "Ahem." "There's a Pictionary tournament in the student lounge." "Sounds fun." "Is Jeff joining us?" "I don't know if he can, can you?" "I can't." "Oh." "Come on, stay." "Stay." "I can't." "Maybe I shouldn't, either." "Stay, Jeff." "You think I should?" "I think you have to." "I'll stay." "Me too." "Ha-ha." "Good Family Day." "[###]" "What are you doing?" "Getting Nana a switch." "Britta, stop pretending that my mean old nana is awesome." "I'm not pretending." "I think it's cool that she's got her own style of discipline." "Nana's old school." "Yeah, my mom told me there'd be white people that did this." "With the pocket watches and coffee grinders, and pretending to be into steamboats." "But let's get this straight." "This is real life." "My Nana is gonna whoop you." "Not unless I find her a switch." "[GASPS]" "How about this?" "Yeah, that's a great switch, Britta." "Very hip." "Should hurt a lot." "Uh, where's Elijah and Jordan?" "Uh, Abed?" "Oh, what a surprise that you lost them." "ABED:" "They're playing hide and seek." "Uh, where?" "I don't think that's how it works." "Stop screwing around, Abed." "Hey, you want to yell at someone?" "Go find your crazy kids." "My boy is disciplined." "It's not his job..." "All right, you got me, Gubi." "I'm a bad mother." "I let my kids be kids instead of acting like a jail warden." "Ah." "You don't like her burka?" "I'm not talking about the burka." "I'm talking about her never having any fun." "Now Abra, you look me in the eyes and you tell me..." "Um..." "I'm sorry." "I seemed to have forgotten the napkins." "Do..." "Do you mind?" "Fine." "Now I'm the napkin man." "[###]" "[LAUGHS]" "Oh." "Uh-huh." "Circle." "Circle with a squiggly line." "Uh..." "Squiggly line circle." "You..." "You did hear me say circle." "Smiling sideways vagina." "No." "Happy sideways vagina." "No." "Happy face." "And that's a clam?" "As happy as a clam." "Yes." "As happy as a clam?" "What a gay guess." "Idiot." "Pierce, you're up." "Eat my dust, Winger." "You do know we're on the same team?" "Go." "Uh..." "All right, here we go." "Uh..." "Let's see." "Look, I don't, uh..." "Pierce you have to add more." "Draw more." "Stop." "Stop circling the same thing." "Well, guess something, you girlfriendless geek." "What are you drawing?" "You're supposed to know, stupid." "Relax." "I'll get this." "[###]" "[NECK CRACKS]" "I think they'll both drop charges, but we gotta take statements." "It's gonna be a while." "And I may just be a simple cop, but people need to know." "This isn't gonna stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill." "Pierce, we'll meet you at the gala." "We're gonna go get you some coffee." "Is coffee code for sex?" "Is it?" "[IN UNISON] No." "Nana, here's your switch." "Bring it here." "I'll make do." "Okay." "Let me have it." "I ain't no nun." "Bend over." "Drop your pants and get over my lap." "[WHISPERING] All you have to do is walk away." "[###]" "[BRITTA UNZIPS THEN CLEARS THROAT]" "What are you doing?" "She's respecting her elders." "See Troy?" "Did you think I was a hypocrite?" "That I wouldn't really..." "Okay, that really..." "Oh!" "Okay, that really..." "[SCREAMING]" "[CRYING] I don't understand you, Britta." "I don't understand you at all." "[BOTH CRYING]" "You know what?" "Totally wrong room." "Will you get the door?" "Uh..." "She's had enough." "Oh..." "She's had enough." "Let's focus on you, the forbidden fruit that is the ex-stepdaughter of a casual acquaintance." "Oh, oops." "Don't wanna lose that." "Why do you have a $25,000 check from Pierce?" "Tuition for fashion school." "Not photography school?" "[LAUGHS]" "You caught me." "Uh..." "Maybe I'll just buy a car." "And you can just do that, huh?" "Well, it helps that he's kind of desperate and stupid." "Did you wanna be a good person right now or did you wanna be with me?" "[###]" "Oh, there you are." "Thanks a lot, Pollyanna." "You made me hang out with Pierce and his stepdaughter." "She's grifting him." "She's what?" "She's taking a bunch of money from him." "He thinks it's for school, but it's for grifting." "Did you tell him?" "It's not that simple." "It's not?" "Oh, my..." "Jeff." "Gross." "You're gross." "You did it with her?" "Yeah, but not twice." "I wanted to do it twice." "That's gross." "You met her this morning." "You're faster than some bacteria." "Are you just doing this because Slater hurt you?" "What?" "No, I'm not hurt." "And Amber threw herself at me." "Well, you still have to tell Pierce that she's taking advantage of him, don't you?" "Well, when you think about it, nobody's getting hurt." "Pierce is getting a daughter, Amber's getting an allowance, I'm getting..." "We already talked about it." "But don't forget this is Pierce." "He's a racist, homophobic old goof." "He does bad stuff all the time." "Well, it sounds like you've got it all figured out, so why are you talking to me about it?" "Because you're..." "You know." "A decent person?" "Maybe." "And you knew talking to me about it would make you feel like a bad friend." "You wanted to feel like a bad friend because you wanna be a good friend?" "You really suck, you know that?" "[###]" "[LASER TO Y GUN FIRING]" "Mm, mm, mm!" "Go get you and your brother some Ding Dongs and calm down." "Okay." "What's up?" "Oh." "Abed, did your family take off?" "Yeah." "Thanks for distracting my dad while we helped Abra get back in her burka." "Well, if a young lady wants to go in a bouncy house, she should go." "It was a noble thing you did." "Oh, I didn't do it." "No, it was Jordan and Elijah's idea." "They're good kids." "If they weren't, they wouldn't help Abra." "I see why you were so excited for me to meet them." "You should be proud of them." "You're a good mom." "Oh." "Come on." "ELIJAH:" "Hey, Mom." "Look what I got." "Ding Dongs, my favorite." "[BAND PLAYING]" "Mm." "Ha-ha." "Pretty rough, huh?" "Mm." "You were right." "Nana is a monster." "What did you say?" "I said you were a monster, ma'am." "And you said Troy was right." "Get me a switch." "Okay." "Hey, stranger." "Wanna pick up where we left off after I log some time with Daddy Warbucks?" "No, Amber." "Uh..." "I thought about it and what I want is for you to tear up that check and go dance with your stepdad." "Are you trying to get me to cut you in?" "You don't have leverage." "If I walk over there and tell him everything, guess who he'll forgive." "You, but I'd rather be the bad guy than watch you siphon him." "How about this?" "I walk away and if the check clears, I won't make problems for you." "I'll stay gone." "Come back whenever you want, but be good to him when you do because I'll be around." "I'm his friend." "And you can be his stepdaughter, or not." "Yeah." "I'll take the 25 grand." "Over him, I'd take 25 cents." "Bye." "Oh, Jeff." "Heh." "Have you seen Amber?" "Yeah." "Listen, Pierce." "Uh..." "I gotta tell you something." "She's not coming, is she?" "I wrote her a pretty big check this afternoon." "I had a feeling she might take it and run." "You want me to help you cancel it?" "Oh, hell, she earned it." "You're lucky, Jeff." "It's not too late for you." "Have a family." "Share your life." "That and understanding computers are two things you just can't knock out at the end." "Pierce, who did you call last week after you farted on Vaughn?" "Ha-ha." "You." "And who did Abed call after that squirrel stole his hotdog?" "Me." "That's sharing your life." "If you have friends, you have family." "Jeffrey." "Come here, son." "Are we hugging or dancing?" "You know, if the roles were reversed," "I would have had sex with your ex-stepdaughter." "I did." "Chip off the old block." "It was either that or deal with your actual pain." "What pain?" "Twelve o'clock." "Oh, are you kidding me?" "I..." "[TALKING INDISTINCTLY]" "[CRYING]" "It's okay, it's okay." "Let it out." "We always used to watch the shows she wanted to watch." "I hate Glee." "I'm not crazy about Glee, either." "I hate it." "I don't understand the appeal at all." "Why did we do this again?" "We thought it looked fun." "Is your cell phone in your pocket?" "Yeah, but I can't reach it." "I can only move my right arm." "Okay." "There's money already in there." "Slide your arm through that bottom slot and press the button G-14." "When a snack is selected, the mechanical lever that's holding it will be thrust forward, thereby knocking your cell phone out of your pocket and into the receptacle below." "We could pick it up and call for help." "Here we go." "[GRUNTS]" "[MACHINE WHIRRING]" "Troy?" "I think I hit G-13."

"Your highness." "Good night, your majesty." "Good night, son." "Father." "Shhh!" "Your majesty." "Mother." "Come live with me and be my love" "And we will all the pleasures prove" "That hills and valleys, dancing feet" "And all the craggy mountains yield" "Come live with me" "And be my love" "There will I make you a bed" "Of roses" "With a thousand" "Fragrant posies lf these pleasures" "May you move" "Live with me and be my love" "Come live with me" "And be my love" "The shepherd swains shall dance and sing" "For your delight..." "..Then live with me and be my love" "Come live with me and be my love" "Come live with me and be my love" "Come live with me" "And be my love" "And we will all the pleasures prove" "A belt of straw and ivy buds" "A belt of straw and ivy buds" "With coral clasp and amber studs" "Come live with me" "And be my love" "There will I make you a bed of roses" "There will I make you a bed of roses" "With a thousand fragrant posies" "With a thousand fragrant posies" "And if these pleasures" "May you move" "Then live with me and be my love" "Come live with me" "And be my love" "If that the world and love were young" "And truth in every shepherd's tongue" "These pretty pleasures" "Might me move" "To live with you and be your love" "Come live with me and be my love" "Come live with me and be my love" "Now is the winter of our discontent... ..Made glorious summer... ..by this... ..son of York." "And all the clouds that loured upon our house... ..ln the deep bosom of the ocean buried." "Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths,..." "Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths,... ..Our bruised arms hung up for monuments,... ..Our bruised arms hung up for monuments,... ..Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,... ..Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,..." "..Our dreadful marches to delightful measures." "..Our dreadful marches to delightful measures." "Grim-visaged war has smoothed his wrinkled front,..." "Grim-visaged war has smoothed his wrinkled front,... ..And now, instead of mounting barbed steeds... ..To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,... ..He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber... ..To the lascivious pleasing of a lute!" "But I that am not shaped for sportive tricks... ..Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass,... ..I that am rudely stamped,..." "..deformed,... ..unfinished,... ..sent before my time... ..into this breathing world scarce half made up,... ..And that so lamely and unfashionable... ..That dogs bark at me as I halt by them,..." "..Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,... ..Have no delight to pass away the time,... ..Unless to spy my shadow in the sun... ..And descant on mine own deformity." "Why, I can smile... ..and murder while I smile,..." "..And wet my cheeks with artificial tears... ..And frame my face to all occasions." "And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover,... ..I am determined to prove a villain... ..And hate the idle pleasures of these days." "Plots have I laid... ..To set my brothers Clarence and King Edward... ..ln deadly hate the one against the other." "Clarence!" "Brother!" "What means this guard?" "His majesty, tendering my person's safety, has appointed... ..This conduct to convey me to the Tower." "What is the matter, Clarence?" "May I know?" "Yes, Richard, when I know,... ..but I must protest, as yet I do not." "Why, this it is when men are ruled by women." "It's not the king who sends you to the Tower." "Elizabeth is queen." "Clarence, it's she." "We're not safe, brother." "Look, we are not safe." "I beseech your lordships both to pardon me." "His majesty has strictly given me charge... ..That no man shall have private conference with your brother." "We speak no treason." "We say the king is wise and virtuous, and his queen well struck in years!" "We say the king is wise and virtuous, and his queen well struck in years!" "I beseech you both to pardon me." "We know your charge, Brackenbury, and will obey." "We are the queen's subjects and must obey." "Brother, farewell. I will unto the king." "Meanwhile, this deep disgrace in brotherhood... ..Touches me deeper than you can imagine." "I know it pleases neither of us well." "Your imprisonment shall not be long." "I will deliver you... or else lie for you." " Meanwhile, have patience." " Well, I must perforce." "Farewell." "Simple, plain Clarence, I do love you so... ..That I shall shortly send your soul to heaven,... ..lf heaven will take the present from my hands!" "And now..." "I'll marry." "What though I killed her husband and his father?" "Oh, cursed be the hand that made these holes,... ..Cursed the heart that had the heart to do it,..." "..Cursed the blood that let this blood from hence!" "If ever he have child, abortive be it!" "If ever he have wife,... ..let her be made more miserable by the life of him... ..Than I am made by my young husband's death!" "What black magician conjures up this fiend... ..To stop devoted charitable deeds?" "Sweet saint, for charity, be not so curst." "Foul devil, for God's sake hence and trouble me not,..." "Foul devil, for God's sake hence and trouble me not,... ..For you have made this happy earth my hell!" "If you delight to see your heinous deed,... ..Behold the pattern of your butchery." "Lady,... ..you know no rules of charity." "Villain, you know no law of God nor man." "Vouchsafe, divine perfection of a woman,... ..Of this supposed crime to give me leave... ..By circumstance but to acquit myself." "Did you not kill my husband?" " l grant you, yes." " You grant me, hedgehog?" "Then God grant me too... ..You may be damned for that wicked deed!" " Gentle Lady Anne..." " He was gentle, mild and virtuous." "The fitter for the King of Heaven who has him." "And you unfit for any place but hell!" "One place else, if you will hear me name it." " Some dungeon!" " Your bedchamber." "Let's leave this keen encounter of our wits." "Your beauty, which did haunt me in my sleep,... ..Could make me undertake the death of all the world,... ..So I might live one hour in your sweet bosom." "If I thought that, I tell you, homicide,... ..I would rend that beauty from my cheeks!" "These eyes could not endure that beauty's wreck." "As all the world is cheered by the sun, so I by that." "It is my day... my life!" "He who bereft you, lady, of your husband,... ..Did it to help you to a better husband." "His better does not breathe upon the earth." "He lives who loves you better than he could." " Where is he?" " Here." "Why... ..do you spit at me?" "Would it were mortal poison for your sake!" "Never came poison from so sweet a place." "Never hung poison on a fouler toad!" "Out of my sight!" "You do infect my eyes!" "Those eyes of yours..." "from mine have drawn salt tears." "Yet, when I heard the story of my father's death... ..And all the standers-by had wet their cheeks... ..Like trees bedashed with rain, in that sad time... ..My manly eyes did scorn a humble tear." "And what that sorrow could not thence exhale... ..Your beauty has,..." "..and made them blind with weeping." "Teach not your lip such scorn,... ..for it was made for kissing, lady,... ..not for such contempt." "If your revengeful heart cannot forgive,... ..I humbly beg for death... ..upon my knee!" "No, do not pause, it was I who killed your husband,... ..But it was your heavenly face which set me on." "Take up the blade again,... ..or take up me." "I will not be your executioner." "Then bid me kill myself..." "and I will do it." "I have already." "That was in your rage." "Speak it again." "I would I knew your heart." "I fear it is false." "Then never was man true!" "Put... down the blade." "But shall I live in hope?" "All men, I hope, live so." "Vouchsafe to wear this ring." "To take is not to give." "May I, with all expedient duty, see you?" "And much it joys me, too, To see you are become so penitent." "Bid me farewell." "'Tis more than you deserve." "But since you teach me how to flatter you,... ..lmagine I have said farewell already." "Was ever woman in this humour wooed?" "Was ever woman in this humour won?" "I'll have her,... ..but I'll not keep her long!" "I who killed her husband and his father,... ..To take her in her heart's extremest hate,... ..With curses in her mouth, tears in her eyes,... ..And then to win her,..." "..all the world to nothing?" "Ha!" "Upon my life, she finds... ..- although I cannot - myself to be a marvellous, proper man!" "I'll entertain a score or two of tailors... ..To study fashions to adorn my body... ..And then return lamenting to my love!" "Shine out, fair sun, till I've bought a glass,... ..That I may see my shadow... ..as I pass!" "Catesby!" "Clarence still breathes." "Edward still lives and reigns." "When they are gone,... ..then shall I count my gains." "The king is sickly, weak and melancholy." "Have patience, sister." "No doubt his majesty will soon recover his accustomed health." "His physicians fear for him mightily." "If he were dead, what would become of me?" "The heavens have blessed you with two goodly sons... ..To be your comforters when he's gone." "Ah, but they're young, and their minority... ..ls put into the trust of Richard Gloucester,... ..A man who loves not me nor you, my brother." "is it confirmed he will be Lord Protector?" "If the king miscarry." "My love,... ..what danger can befall to you... ..So long as Edward is your constant friend... ..And a sovereign... ..whom Richard must obey?" "Yes, and shall obey,... ..and love you, too." "Pow!" "Pow!" "Ratcliffe!" "What's his name?" "His name is Tyrell, sir." "I partly know the man." "is your name Tyrell?" "James Tyrell,... ..and your most obedient servant." "Are you indeed?" "Prove me, my gracious lord." "Oh, I have passed a miserable night." "I thought that I had broken from the Tower,... ..And was embarked across to Burgundy,... ..And, in my company, my brother Richard,... ..Who from my cabin tempted me to walk upon the hatches." "As we paced along... ..I thought that Richard stumbled, and in falling... ..Struck me overboard..." "..into the tumbling billows of the main." "Oh, Lord, I thought what pain it was to drown!" "What dreadful noise of water in my ears." "What sights of ugly death within my eyes." "I thought I saw a thousand fearful wrecks,... ..A thousand men that fishes gnawed upon,... ..Wedges of gold, great anchors, heaps of pearl,... ..lnestimable stones, unvalued jewels,..." "..All scattered in the bottom of the sea." "Some lay in dead men's skulls,... ..and in the holes where eyes did once inhabit... ..there were crept, as it were in scorn of eyes,... ..reflecting gems,... ..That wooed the slimy bottom of the deep..." "..And mocked the dead bones that lay scattered by." "My dream was lengthened after life." "Oh, then began the tempest to my soul." "With that, I thought a legion of foul fiends... ..environed me,... ..and howled in my ears such hideous cries... ..that with the very noise..." "I trembling waked... ..that with the very noise..." "I trembling waked... ..and, for a season after, could not believe but that I was in hell!" "..and, for a season after, could not believe but that I was in hell!" "Such terrible impression made my dream." "Oi!" "Oi, off!" "Now then, my hardy, stout-resolved mates..." "Ahh!" "Are you now going to dispatch this thing?" "We are, my lord, but need the warrant to be admitted to where he is." "We are, my lord, but need the warrant to be admitted to where he is." "Well thought upon!" "I have it here about me." "Be sudden in the execution,... ..For Clarence is well spoken and perhaps... ..May move your hearts to pity." "We go to use our hands and not our tongues." "I like you, lads." "About your business straight." "Your eyes drop millstones when fools' eyes fall tears." "Clarence has not another day to live." "Which done, God take King Edward to his mercy... ..And leave the world for me to bustle in!" "God make your majesty joyful, as you have been." "Prime Minister." " Lord Stanley." " Saw you the king today?" "But now the Duke of Buckingham and I Are come from visiting his majesty." " Did you confer with him?" " Ma'am, we did." "He desires to make reconciliation between Richard and your brother." "Would all were well, but that will never be." "I fear our happiness is at the height." "Who is it that complains unto the king... ..That I, in truth, am stern..." "and love them not?" "..That I, in truth, am stern..." "and love them not?" "Because I cannot flatter and look fair,... ..Smile in men's faces,... ..smooth, deceive and cog,... ..I must be held a rancorous enemy." "Cannot a plain man live and think no harm?" "To whom in all this presence speaks your grace?" "To you, who have neither honesty nor grace!" "When have I injured you?" "When done you wrong?" "Come, come, we know your meaning!" "The world is grown so bad... ..That wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch!" "You envy my advancement and my family." "God grant we never may have need of you." "Meantime, God grants... ..that I have need of you." "My brother is imprisoned by your means." "Richard, you do me shameful injury!" "Benedictus, benedicat, per Jesum Christum, Dominum nostrum." "Amen." "Benedictus, benedicat, per Jesum Christum, Dominum nostrum." "Amen." "What would you, fellow, at the Tower... ..And how came you hither?" "I would speak with Clarence, and I came hither on my legs." "I never did incense his majesty... ..Against your brother, but have been An earnest advocate to plead for him." " You may deny that you..." " She may, my Lord!" " You may deny that you..." " She may, my Lord!" "She may, Lord Rivers, but who knows not so?" "She may do more, sir, than denying that." "She may help you to many great promotions." "My Lord of Gloucester,... ..I have too long borne your blunt upbraidings and bitter scoffs!" "I had rather be a country serving maid Than a great queen in this condition,... ..To be so baited, scorned and stormed at!" "By heaven, I will acquaint his majesty!" "Tell him... and spare not." "What I have said, I will avouch it in the presence of the king." "What I have said, I will avouch it in the presence of the king." "Before you were queen,... ..yes, or your husband king, I was a packhorse... ..in his great affairs." "In all that time, you and your brother here... ..were sympathetic to the enemy." "Let me put in your mind, if you forget what you have been before..." "Let me put in your mind, if you forget what you have been before... ..and what you are;" "indeed what I have been,... ..and what I am." " A bottled spider!" "My dear brother-in-law,... ..in those busy days When now you try to prove us enemies,... ..We followed then Edward, our lawful king." "So should she you, if you should be her king." "If I should be?" "I'd rather be a pedlar!" "I'm too childish-foolish for this world." "You poisonous, bunch-backed toad!" "Have done, have done." "Small joy have I in being this country's queen." "Buckingham, take heed of yonder dog." "Look, when he fawns, he bites." "Buckingham, take heed of yonder dog." "Look, when he fawns, he bites." "Your majesty, his majesty has called for you." "What did she say, my Lord of Buckingham?" "Nothing that I respect, my gracious lord." "I cannot blame her,... ..by God's holy mother." "A virtuous and a Christian-like conclusion,... ..To pray for those... ..who have done wrong to you." "What, are you afraid?" "Not to kill him, having a warrant for it,... ..But to be damned for killing him,... ..from which no warrant can defend me." "I thought you had been resolute." "So I am." "Let him live." "I'll back to Richard Gloucester and tell him so." "No." "Wait a little." "Some certain dregs of conscience are yet within me." "Remember our reward when the deed's done." "He dies. I forgot the reward." " And where's your conscience now?" " ln the Duke of Gloucester's purse." " And where's your conscience now?" " ln the Duke of Gloucester's purse." "In God's name,... ..what are you?" "A man, as you are." "But not, as I am, royal." "Nor you, as we are, loyal." "Who has sent you to me?" " And why have you come?" " To..." "To... ..murder me." "Aye." "But how, my friends, have I offended you?" "Offended us you have not, but King Edward." "I will send you to my brother Richard, Who shall reward you better for my life... ..Than will the king for tidings of my death." "You are deceived." "Your brother Richard hates you." "You are wrong." "He loves me and he holds me dear." "Go you to him, tell him and he will weep." "Aye!" "Millstones, as he lessoned us to weep." "Oh, do not slander him, for he is kind." " Right... as snow in harvest!" " Richard!" "No!" " Right... as snow in harvest!" " Richard!" "No!" "So, now we have done a good day's work." "Now, friends, continue this united league." "Rivers and Hastings, take each other's hands." "Hastings, my soul is purged from grudging hate." "Your majesty, I truly swear the like." "Elizabeth, you are not exempt in this." "Wife, greet Lord Hastings." "Let him kiss your hand." "Dear Hastings." "Now, princely Buckingham..." "make me happy in this unity." "Now, princely Buckingham..." "make me happy in this unity." "Whenever Buckingham does turn his hate upon your majesty,... ..God punish me with hate from those where l expect most love." "When I most need to employ a friend, And most assured that he is a friend,..." " Richard!" " ..treacherous and full of guile is he." "Good morrow to my sovereign king." " Now, Richard..." " And queen." "I have done a good day's work." "Made peace of enmity, fair love of hate." "It's death to me to be at enmity;... ..I hate it and desire all good men's love." "First, ma'am, I do entreat true peace of you,... ..Which I shall purchase with my duteous service." "Of you, my noble, dear Lord Buckingham,... ..lf ever any grudge were lodged between us." "Of you,... ..Lord Hastings." "Of you, dear Rivers,... ..Who, all without desert, has frowned on me!" "Indeed, of all, I do not know that Englishman alive... Indeed, of all, I do not know that Englishman alive... ..With whom my soul is any jot at odds... ..More than the infant..." "..that is born tonight." "I thank my God for my humility." "I wish to God all strifes were settled so." "My sovereign lord,... ..I do beseech your majesty to take your brother Clarence to your grace." "Why, ma'am, have I offered love for this?" "Who knows not that the gentle duke is dead?" "Who knows not he is dead?" "Who knows he is?" "Is Clarence dead?" "The order was reversed!" "But he, poor man, by your first order died,... ..And that a winged Mercury did bear." "Some tardy cripple bore the countermand." "Oh, God,... ..I fear... thy justice will take hold of me!" "And mine, and mine... ..and yours for this!" "Rivers, help me to my bed!" "Oh, poor Clarence!" "This is the fruits of rashness." "Marked you not, Hastings,... ..How that the guilty brother of the queen looked pale... ..when he did hear of Clarence's death?" "God will revenge it." "Oh, Clarence,... ..Clarence, my unhappy son." "This news is bad indeed." " What, is he in his bed?" " He is." "Oh, he has over-used his royal person much." "What means this scene of rude impatience?" "Edward, my lord,... ..your son our king is dead!" "Why grow the branches now the root is withered?" "Why wither not the leaves, the sap being gone?" "Alas, I am the mother of these griefs." "On me pour all your tears." "I am your sorrow's nurse." "Elizabeth, have comfort." "We all of us have cause... ..To wail the dimming of our shining star." "Though we have spent our harvest of this king,... ..We are to reap the harvest of his son." "Sister, think you like a careful mother of the Prince of Wales, your son." "Sister, think you like a careful mother of the Prince of Wales, your son." "Send straight for him." "Let him be crowned." "In him your comfort lies." "Me seemeth good that with some little train... ..the prince be brought to London to be crowned." "Why with some little train, my Lord of Buckingham?" "Lest by a multitude, dear sir, the new-healed wound of civil war break out!" "I hope the king made peace with all of us,... ..And the compact is firm and true in me." "And so in me, and so, I think, in all." "Therefore I say, with noble Buckingham,... ..lt's fitting that so few should meet the prince." " Prime Minister?" " And so say I." "Then be it so." "Two mirrors of my husband's likeness are cracked in pieces... ..by malignant death." "And I for comfort have but one false glass,... ..That grieves me when I see my shame in him." "Madam?" "Mother, I do humbly crave your blessing." "God comfort you... ..and put meekness in your breast,... ..Love, charity, obedience and true duty." "Amen." "And make me die a good old man." "That's the butt-end of a mother's blessing." "I marvel that her grace did leave it out." "My Lord Protector." "My Lord Protector, whoever journeys to the prince,... ..For God's sake, let not us two stay at home,..." "..And let us part Earl Rivers from the prince." "My other self!" "Agghh, agghh!" "I long with all my heart to see the Prince of Wales." "I hope he is much grown since last I saw him." "They say my uncle Richard grew so fast... ..That he could gnaw a crust at two hours old!" "Oh, go to, you parlous boy!" " You are too shrewd." " Elizabeth, be not angry with your son." " You are too shrewd." " Elizabeth, be not angry with your son." "Pitchers have ears." "Lord Stanley." "Richmond." "What news?" "Such news that grieves me to report." "What is your news?" "Your brother Rivers is murdered." "By whom?" "Richmond?" "Richard... ..and Buckingham." "I see the ruin of my family." "Welcome, dear nephew." "Welcome to your capital." "I want more uncles here to welcome me." "Those uncles who you want are dangerous." "Your highness attended to their sugared words... ..And looked not on the poison of their hearts." "God keep you from them and from such false friends." "God keep me from false friends?" "But they were none." "The Prime Minister, Lord Hastings, comes to greet you." "Uncle Richard!" "Catesby... is it not an easy matter to make Lord Hastings of our mind..." "Catesby... is it not an easy matter to make Lord Hastings of our mind... ..For the instalment of this noble duke... ..ln the seat royal of our famous land?" "He for the late king's sake so loves the prince... ..That he will not do anything against him." "What think you, then, of Lord Stanley and the Archbishop?" "They will do all in all as Hastings does." "Call them tomorrow early to determine of the coronation." "And as it were far off, sound out Lord Hastings... ..and give us notice of his inclination." "Commend me to Hastings." "Tell him, Catesby, that Rivers is let blood." " Uncle!" " What would you have,... ..my little lord?" "Because that I am little, like an ape,... ..I think that you should bear me on your shoulders!" " Uncle Richard..." " Stanley." "Where shall we stay until our coronation?" "If I may counsel you, some day or two,... ..For your best health and recreation,... ..Your highness shall repose you at the Tower." "I shall not sleep in quiet at the Tower!" " Why?" "What should you fear?" " My uncle Clarence's angry ghost." "My grandma told me he was murdered there." "I fear no uncles dead." "Nor none who live, I hope!" "So wise so young, they say, do never live long." "Well, let them rest." "My Lord Protector, what shall we do if we perceive... ..Hastings will not yield to our plans?" "Chop off his head." "Something we shall determine." "And look when I am king,... ..claim you of me the earldom of Hereford... ..and all the movables whereof the king my brother was possessed." "I'll claim that promise of your royal hand." "And look to have it yielded with all kindness." "Come, let's to supper." "And then?" "My uncle dreamt tonight that the boar had shown his tusks." "Therefore he sends to know if you will shun the danger that his soul does fear." "Return to Lord Stanley." "Tell him his fears are shallow, wanting substance." "As for his dreams, I wonder he is so foolish." "Morning, Catesby." "Tell your uncle I shall see him at the meeting,... ..Where he shall see the boar will use us kindly." "Catesby, what news in this our tottering state?" "It is a reeling world indeed, sir,... ..And I believe will never stand upright... ..Till Richard wear the garland of the state." "How "wear the garland"?" "Do you mean the Crown?" "Yes, my lord." "I'll have this crown of mine cut from my shoulders... ..Before I see the Crown so foul misplaced!" "Hastings." "Where's your boar spear, Lord Stanley?" "Before a fortnight makes me older, I'll send some packing... ..that yet think not on it." "It is a vile thing to die when men are unprepared and look not for it." "Archbishop!" "You're early stirring." "I am glad to see you, Prime Minister." "Talking with a priest, Hastings?" "Your friend Rivers - he needed the priest!" "What is't o'clock?" "On the stroke of two." "Now, gentlemen, the cause why we are met... ..ls to determine of the coronation." "Well, speak." "When is the royal day?" "Are all things ready... for the royal time?" "They are." "Who knows the Lord Protector's mind in this?" "Your lordship, we think,..." " ..should soonest know his mind." " We know each other's faces." "For our hearts, he knows no more of mine than I of yours... ..Or I of his, my lord, than you of mine." "Hastings, you and he are near in love." "I have not sounded him,... ..But you, my noble lords, may name the time... ..And on the duke's behalf I'll give my voice." "Good day to you all." "I've been long a sleeper." "Had you not come upon your cue, my lord,... ..William, Lord Hastings, had pronounced your part." "Than my Lord Hastings no man might be bolder." "He knows me well and loves me well." "I pray you all,... ..tell me what they deserve who do conspire my death... ..and have prevailed upon my body... ..with their damned witchcraft." "I say, my lord, they have deserved death." "Then be your eyes..." "the witness of their evil." "See how I am bewitched." "Behold,... ..my arm is like a blasted sapling,... ..withered up by Queen Elizabeth, that monstrous witch!" "..withered up by Queen Elizabeth, that monstrous witch!" "If she has done this deed, my noble lord... lf?" "You protector of this damned Elizabeth!" "Talk you to me of "if"?" "You are a traitor!" "Off with his head!" "Now, by Saint Paul, I swear I will not dine until I see the same!" "Now, by Saint Paul, I swear I will not dine until I see the same!" "The rest that love me, rise and follow me!" "The duke would be at dinner." "He longs to see your head." "So dear I loved the man... ..that I must weep." "Would you imagine that the subtle traitor... ..had plotted in the parliament to murder me... ..and the Lord Protector?" "Had he done so?" "Lord Mayor, the civil peace... ..enforced us to this execution." "Now, he deserved his death." "And do not doubt... ..But that I shall acquaint my duteous city colleagues... ..With all your just proceedings in this cause." "Buckingham, go after to the Council House." "infer the bastardy... ..of Edward's children." "Moreover,... ..urge Edward's hateful lechery,... ..Which stretched unto their servants, daughters, wives!" "Doubt not, my lord, I'll play the orator,... ..As if the golden fee for which I plead... ..Were for myself." "Catesby." "Give order that no manner of person... ..Have any time recourse unto the princes." "When scarce the blood was well washed from his hands... ..Which issued from my other angel husband,..." "When, I say, I looked on Richard's face, this was my wish." ""Be you," l said, "accursed."" ""And when you wed, let sorrow haunt your bed."" "Within so small a time,... ..my woman's heart grossly grew captive to his honey words... ..my woman's heart grossly grew captive to his honey words... ..And proved subject to my own soul's curse." "Buckingham,... ..what say the citizens?" "Did you infer the bastardy of Edward's children?" "I did." "And the insatiate greediness of his desires;... ..His tyranny for trifles; his own bastardy!" "Your discipline in war, wisdom in peace,... ..Your bounty, virtue, fair humility." "And when my oratory drew to an end,... ..I bade those who did love their country's good... ..Cry "God save King Richard, England's royal king!"" " And did they so?" " No." " So God help me, they spoke not a word." " Bah!" "What tongueless blocks are they!" "Would they not speak?" "What tongueless blocks are they!" "Would they not speak?" "My Lord Mayor and his colleagues have arrived." "Pretend some fear!" "Be not easily won by our requests." "And, look you..." "get a prayer book in your hand." "Play the maid's part:" "still answer no and take it." "Ratcliffe." "No doubt we'll bring it to a happy issue." "You shall see what I can do." "Catesby." "He does entreat you, my Lord Buckingham,... ..to visit him tomorrow or next day." "He is within..." "with two right reverend priests." "Tell him myself, the Mayor and these gentlemen... ..Are come to have some conference with him." "I'll tell him what you say, my lord." "Ah, Lord Mayor." "Richard is not King Edward." "He is not lulling on a lewd love-bed, but meditating... ..with two deep divines, praying to enrich his watchful soul." "Happy were England, would this virtuous man take on his grace... ..the sovereignty thereof." "God defend Richard should say no to us." " l fear he will." "Catesby?" " He wonders to what end... ..you have assembled such troops of citizens to speak with him." "My lord, he fears you mean no good to him." "By heaven, we come to him in perfect love!" "My Lord Protector?" "Pray pardon us the interruption of your devotions." "My lord, there needs no such apology." "I do suspect I have done some offence." "You have." "Will it please you to amend your fault?" "Else wherefore breathe I in a Christian land?" "Know then, it is your fault that you refuse the supreme seat,... ..the throne majestical." "We heartily solicit you, take on the kingly government of this your land,... ..Not as Lord Protector, but from blood to blood,... ..Your right of birth, your empery, your own!" "Your love deserves my thanks." "But my desert, unmeritable, shuns your high request." "But my desert, unmeritable, shuns your high request." "First, if all obstacles were cut away,... ..Yet so much is my poverty of spirit,... ..So mighty and so many my defects,... ..That I should rather hide me from my greatness." "But, God be thanked, there is no need of me." "The royal tree has left us royal fruit." "You say the Prince of Wales is your brother's son." "So say we..." "but born before his wedding day." "Then, good my lord, take to your royal self... ..This proffered benefit of dignity!" " Good my Lord Protector!" " We entreat you..." "Truly, the hearts of men are full of fear." "Truly, the hearts of men are full of fear." "I am unfit for state and majesty." "Then we will plant some other on the throne!" "I do beseech you, take it not amiss." "I cannot nor I will not yield to you." "I do beseech you, take it not amiss." "I cannot nor I will not yield to you." "Your brother's son will never reign our king!" "Gentlemen, come, I will entreat no more!" "God's wounds!" "Oh, do not swear, my lord!" "Call him again, my lord!" "Accept the Crown!" "Will you enforce me to a world of cares?" "Call him again." "My lord!" "My Lord Buckingham!" "I'm not made of stone." "Gentlemen, since you will buckle fortune on my back,... ..I must have patience... ..to endure the load." "But God doth know, and you may partly see,... ..How far I am... ..from the desire of this." "If you will outstrip death,... ..go across the seas and live, dear Richmond, from the reach of hell!" "..go across the seas and live, dear Richmond, from the reach of hell!" "Go, my dear nephew, from this slaughterhouse." "Long live King Richard!" "Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard!" "Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard!" "Brackenbury, how are my sons, the princes?" "Right well, your majesty." "By your patience, I may not permit you to visit them." "The king has strictly charged the contrary." " The king?" " l mean, the Lord Protector." "The Lord protect him from that kingly title!" "I am their mother!" "Who should keep me from them?" "I am bound by oath,... ..and therefore pardon me." "Go you to Richard..." "and good angels guard you." "Stay yet." "Look back with me unto the Tower." "Pity, you ancient stones, those tender princes... ..Whom envy has immured within your walls,..." "..Rough cradle for such little pretty ones." "Rude, ragged nurse, use my babies well." "Now, Buckingham, thus high by your advice... ..and your assistance is King Richard seated." "But shall we wear these glories for a day,... ..Or shall they last and we rejoice in them?" "Still live they... ..and for ever let them last." "The princes live." "Think now what I would speak." "Say on, your majesty." "Why, Buckingham, I say I would be king." "Why, so you are!" "The princes live." "Buckingham, you never used to be so dull." "Shall I be plain?" "Buckingham, you never used to be so dull." "Shall I be plain?" "I wish the bastards dead,... ..And I would have it suddenly performed." "What say you now?" "Speak suddenly." "Be brief." "Your majesty may do your pleasure." "Tut, tut!" "You are all ice." "Your kindness freezes." "Say have I your consent that they shall die?" "Give me some little breath, some pause, your majesty,... ..Before I positively speak in this." "High-reaching Buckingham grows circumspect." "Has he held out so long with me untired... ..And stops he now for breath?" "Well!" "Be it so." "Lord Stanley!" "Your majesty." "What's the news?" "The Archbishop, as I hear,... ..Has joined with Richmond in France, your majesty." "Richmond aims to marry young Elizabeth,... ..My brother Edward's daughter,... ..And, by that knot, he hopes to gain my crown." "Richmond is your nephew." "Well,... ..look to it." " Your majesty." " Catesby!" "Rumour it abroad that Anne, my wife, is very grievous sick." "Rumour it abroad that Anne, my wife, is very grievous sick." "Look how you dream." "I say again, give out that Anne, my queen, is sick and like to die." "Tyrell." "I must be married now to young Elizabeth,... ..Or else my kingdom stands on brittle glass." "Murder her brothers and then marry her." "Tyrell." "Dare you resolve to kill a friend of mine?" "Sir, please you, I'd rather kill two enemies." "There you have it." "Two deep enemies." "Tyrell,... ..I mean those bastards in the Tower." "Say it is done and I will love you for it." "It... is... done,... ..your majesty." "Your majesty,... ..I claim the earldom of Hereford, which you promised I should possess." "..I claim the earldom of Hereford, which you promised I should possess." "Well, let that rest." "The Archbishop has fled to Richmond." "I hear the news." "What says your majesty to my just request?" "It was prophesied that Richmond should be king." "A king, perhaps." " Perhaps." " Your promise for the earldom." "Riche-monde!" " Your majesty, I..." " Yes!" "What's o'clock?" "I am thus bold to put your majesty in mind of what you promised me." "But what's o'clock?" " On the stroke of ten." " Then let it strike." "Why let it strike?" "Because that, like a jack, you keep the stroke... ..Between your begging and my meditation." "I am not in the giving vein today." "Why then, resolve me whether you will or no." "You trouble me!" "I am not in the vein!" "Never yet one hour in his bed... ..Have I enjoyed the golden dew of sleep,... ..But have been awoken by his timorous dreams." "Besides, he hates me... ..And will, no doubt, shortly be rid of me." "Let me think of Hastings and be gone." "Kind Tyrell,... ..am I happy in your news?" "It is done, your majesty." "But did you see them dead... ..and buried?" "I did, your majesty." "Gentle Tyrell." "Come to me, Tyrell, soon... ..at after supper,... ..When you shall tell the story of their death." "Meanwhile, but think how I may do you good... ..And be inheritor of your desire." "The sons of Edward sleep in Abraham's bosom,..." "And Anne,... ..my wife, shall bid this world good night." "Uncertain way of gain,... ..But I am in so far in blood that sin will pluck on sin." "..But I am in so far in blood that sin will pluck on sin." "Tear-falling pity dwells not in this eye." "Your majesty, on the southern coast there rides a powerful navy." "It's thought that Richmond is its admiral." "Buckingham has fled to welcome him ashore." "We must be brief when traitors brave the field." "Are you my son?" "Yes, I thank God, my father and yourself." "You toad!" "Where are the princes and your wife?" "Mother,... ..I have a touch of your condition,... ..That cannot brook the accent of reproof." "Oh, let me speak!" "Be brief, dear mother, for l am in haste." "A grievous burden was your birth to me!" "And came I not at last to comfort you?" "You came on earth to make the earth my hell!" "Tetchy and wayward was your infancy,... ..Your schooldays frightful, desperate, wild and furious,... ..Your prime of manhood daring, bold and venturous,... ..Your age confirmed, proud, subtle, sly and bloody!" "What comfortable hour can you name That ever graced me with your company?" " lf l be so disgracious..." " Oh, hear me a little,... ..For I shall never speak to you again!" "To war take with you my most grievous curse!" "My prayers shall on Richmond's party fight." "Bloody you are, bloody will be your end!" "Shame serves your life and will your death attend!" "I leave for France." "Be not tongue-tied." "You're a dream of what you were..." "a breath, a queen in jest!" "Where is your husband now?" "Where is your brother?" "Where are your two sons?" "Wherein joy?" "Who sues and kneels and says, "God save the queen"?" "Where are the bended peers that flattered you?" "Where be the thronging troops that followed you?" "Teach me how to curse my enemy!" "Forbear to sleep the nights and fast the days." "Think that your babes were sweeter than they were... ..And he that slew them fouler than he is!" "Tell me, you villain slave,... ..where are my children?" "Where is my brother Rivers and your brother Clarence?" "Where is Lord Hastings?" "Elizabeth,... ..I must talk a word with you." "I've no more sons of the royal blood... ..for you to slaughter!" "You have a daughter... ..called Elizabeth." "Must she die for this?" "Oh..." "let her live." "Her life is safest only in her birth." "And only in that safety died her brothers." "You speak as if that I had slain the princes." "No doubt the murderer's knife was dull and blunt... ..Till it was sharpened... ..on your stone-hard heart to revel in the entrails of my lambs!" "Ma'am, I intend more good to you and yours... ..Than ever you or yours by me were harmed." "Tell me, what state, what dignity, what honour... ..Can you bestow on any child of mine?" "Even all I have,... ..yes, and myself and all... ..Will I withal endow a child of yours." "Be brief, lest that the process of your kindness... ..Lasts longer telling than your kindness' date." "Know, then, that with my soul I love your daughter... ..And do intend to make her... ..Queen of England." "What?" "You?" "What think you of it?" "How can you woo her?" "Now, that would I learn of you." " And will you learn of me?" " Madam, with all my heart." "Send to her by the man who slew her brothers... ..A pair of bleeding hearts, then will she weep." "If this inducement move her not,... ..Send her a letter of your noble deeds." "Tell her you made away her uncle Clarence, her uncle Rivers,..." "Tell her you made away her uncle Clarence, her uncle Rivers,... ..yes, and for her sake made quick conveyance with her good aunt Anne!" "You mock me, madam, this is not the way..." " .." "To win your daughter." " There is no other way,... ..Unless you could put on some other shape... ..And not be Richard who's done all this!" "Say that I did all this for love of her." "Well, then, she cannot choose but hate you." "What is done cannot be now amended." "Men shall deal unadvisedly sometimes." "If I did take the kingdom from your sons,... ..To make amends I'll give it to your daughter." "Again you shall be mother of a king,... ..what?" "We have many goodly days to see." "The liquid drops of tears that you have shed... ..Shall come again, transformed to orient pearl." "Go then, my mother, to your daughter go." "Make bold her bashful years with your experience." "Acquaint the princess with the sweet silent hours of marriage joys." "Acquaint the princess with the sweet silent hours of marriage joys." "And when these troops of mine have chastised... ..The petty rebel Richmond and dull-brained Buckingham,... ..Bound with triumphant garlands will I come... ..And lead your daughter to a conqueror's bed." "What were I best to say?" "Say she shall be a high and mighty queen." "To wail the title, as her mother does?" "Say I will love her everlastingly." "But how long, fairly, shall her sweet life last?" "As long as heaven and nature lengthens it." "As long as hell and Richard like of it!" "Your reasons are too shallow and too quick." "Oh, no, my reasons are too deep and dead,... ..Too deep and dead my infants in their graves!" "Harp not on that string, madam, that is past!" "Harp on it still shall I till heartstrings break!" "I know that Richmond aims to wed Elizabeth." "In her consists my happiness... and yours." "Without her follows to myself and you,... ..Herself, the land, and many a Christian soul,... ..Death, desolation, ruin and decay!" "It cannot be avoided but by this." "Be the attorney of my love... ..to her." "Plead... ..what I will be,..." "..not what I've been." "Shall I be tempted by the devil thus?" "Yes, if the devil tempt you to do good." "But you did kill my children." "But in your daughter's womb I bury them,... ..Wherein that nest of spicery... ..they will breed." "Shall I go win my daughter to your will?" "And be a happy mother by the deed." "Write to me very shortly,... ..And you shall understand from me her mind." "Bear her my true love's kiss." "Farewell." "Relenting fool... ..and shallow, changing woman!" "Lord Stanley,... ..what's the news with you?" "None good, your majesty,..." " ..nor none so bad." " Hoyday, a riddle!" "Neither good nor bad." "Once more, what news?" " Richmond is on the seas." " Then be the seas on him!" "What does he there?" "Your majesty, I know not, but by guess..." " Well, as you guess?" " Stirred up by Buckingham,... ..He makes for England, here to claim the Crown." "is the throne empty?" "is the king dead?" "You will revolt and fly to him, I fear." "I never was nor never will be false." "Go, then, and muster men,... ..but leave behind with us... ..your son, young George." "Stanley, look your heart be firm,... ..Or else his head's assurance is but frail." "Your majesty, the Duke of Buckingham..." "Till you bring better news!" ""The Duke of Buckingham is taken prisoner."" "I cry you mercy." "Richmond is landed with a mighty power from France." "Let's go to meet him." "While we reason here,... ..A royal battle might be won and lost." "Tyrell, give order Buckingham be brought!" "Welcome." " Brackenbury." " Richmond." "Fortune and victory be with you, nephew." "The queen has heartily consented that I marry Princess Elizabeth." "England rejoice!" "Good Lord Stanley, Brackenbury." "Prepare your advance early in the morning." "On your side I may not be too forward." "Your cousin George is held in custody." "Wretched, bloody and usurping swine!" "I do not doubt but his friends will turn to you." "He has no friends." "Will not King Richard let me speak with him?" "No, my good lord." "Made I him king for this?" "Tyrell, why look you so sad?" "My heart is ten times lighter than my looks, my lord." "What is't o'clock?" " lt's supper time, your majesty." " l'll not sup tonight." "Let's consult upon tomorrow's business." " What is the number of the traitors?" " Six or seven thousand, your majesty." "Our battalion trebles that account." "Besides, the king's name... ..is a tower of strength." "Catesby!" "Your majesty." "Send to Lord Stanley." "Bid him bring his force... ..Before sunrising, lest his son George fall... ..into the blind cave of eternal night." "Leave me." "I will." "Stir with the lark tomorrow, gentle Tyrell." "Your majesty." "Leave me, I say." "Oh, Lord,... ..let Richmond and Elizabeth..." "..by your fair ordinance... ..be joined together." "And let their heirs, God, if thy will be so,..." "And let their heirs, God, if thy will be so,... ..Enrich the time to come..." "..with smooth-faced peace." "Oh, thou whose captain I account myself,..." "Oh, thou whose captain I account myself,... ..Look on my forces with a gracious eye,... ..Put in their hands thy bruising arms of wrath... ..That we may praise thee in thy victory." "Sleeping... ..and waking,..." "..defend me still." "Are you my son?" "You toad!" "Richard, you do me shame!" "Bloody will be your end!" "You do infect my eyes!" "I have too long borne your blunt upbraidings!" "Because that I am little, like an ape,... ..I think that you should bear me on your back!" "Where are my children?" "I did but dream." "Oh, coward conscience!" "What do I fear?" "There's none else by." "Richard loves Richard,... ..that is, I am I." "is there a murderer here?" "No!" "Yes..." "I am." "I love myself, but why?" "For any good that I myself have done unto myself?" "Oh, no." "Alack, I rather hate myself..." "..For hateful deeds committed by myself." "I'm a villain." "But I lie, I am not." "Fool, of thyself speak well." "Fool, do not flatter." "My conscience has a thousand several tongues... ..Thronged to the bar, crying all, "Guilty!" "Guilty!"" "I shall despair!" "There is no creature loves me,... ..And if I die,... ..no soul will pity me." "Your majesty." "Ratcliffe?" "Will all our friends prove true?" " No doubt, your majesty." " Ratcliffe, I fear..." "I fear!" "Oh, no, your majesty,... ..be not afraid of shadows." "How have you slept, my lord?" "The sweetest sleep,... ..the fairest-boding dreams... ..That ever entered in a drowsy head." "Conscience is but a word that cowards use." "Remember whom you are to cope with,... ..all a sort of vagabonds, rascals and runaways." "And who does lead 'em but a paltry fellow, a milksop?" "If we be conquered,... ..let men conquer us." "Let's whip these stragglers over the seas again!" "Shall these enjoy our lambs?" "Lie with our wives?" "Ravish our daughters?" "What says Lord Stanley?" "Will he bring his force?" "My lord, he has refused to come to you." "Then off with his son George's head." "Stanley!" "Your majesty!" "Your majesty!" "Go!" "A horse!" "A horse!" "My kingdom for a horse!" "James Tyrell, rescue!" "Escape, your majesty, escape!" "I'll help you to a horse!" "Escape?" "Slave!" "Stop!" "Richard!" "Richard!" "No... no!" "Let's do it pell-mell." "If not to heaven,... ..then hand in hand to hell!" "I'm sittin' on top of the world I'm rollin' along" "Yes, rollin' along" "And I'm quittin' the blues of the world" "And I'm quittin' the blues of the world I'm singin' a song" "Yes, singin' a song" "Glory hallelujah, I just told the parson" "Hey Par, get ready to call" "Just like Humpty Dumpty, I'm gonna fall" "Just like Humpty Dumpty, I'm gonna fall" "And I'm sittin' on top of the world I'm rollin' along" "Rollin' along" "Don't want any millions I'm gettin' my share I've only got one suit, just one" "That's all I can wear" "A bundle of money d Don't make me feel gay" "A sweet little honey ls makin' me say" "And I'm sittin', sittin' on top, top of the world" "And I'm sittin', sittin' on top, top of the world I'm rollin' along" "Rollin' along" "And I'm quittin', quittin' the blues, blues of the world" "And I'm quittin', quittin' the blues, blues of the world I'm singin' a song" "Yes, singin' a song" "Glory hallelujah, I just told the parson" "Hey Par, get ready to call" "Just like Humpty Dumpty I'm gonna fall" "Yeah, I'm sittin' on top of the world" "Yeah, I'm sittin' on top of the world I'm rollin' along" "Yes, rollin' along" "And I'm quittin' the blues of the world" "And I'm quittin' the blues of the world I'm singin' a song" "Yes, singin' a song" "Glory hallelujah, I just told the parson" "Hey Par, get ready to call" "Just like Humpty Dumpty I'm gonna fall" "And I'm sittin' on top of the world I'm rollin' along" "Rollin' along" "Don't want any millions I'm gettin' my share I've only got one suit, just one" "That's all I can wear" "A bundle of money" "Don't make me feel gay" "A sweet little honey ls makin' me say" "And I'm sittin', sittin' on top, top of the world" "And I'm sittin', sittin' on top, top of the world I'm rollin' along" "Rollin' along" "And I'm quittin', quittin' the blues, blues of the world" "And I'm quittin', quittin' the blues, blues of the world I'm singin' a song" "Yes, singin' a song" "Glory hallelujah, I just told the parson" "Hey Par, get ready to call" "Just like Humpty Dumpty I'm gonna fall" "Yeah, I'm sittin' on top, top of the world" "Yeah, I'm sittin' on top, top of the world I'm rollin' along" "Rollin' along" "Subtitles ripped by Human Being"

"The other day I saw coming out of the Anthony home." "What did he want?" "Come by to say hello to his father ..." "Why was angry?" "He always like this ..." "Manol Antonis." "Brother, something happened?" " No ..." "You already know about Mary?" " Which Mary?" "Your ex-fianc?" "e." "She leaves Spinalonga." "The day Sv.Tita Island closes." "It will be a big celebration in Plaka." "Come?" "Book on botanologii in medicine." "When I saw her, immediately thought of you." "A little bit of you and of me, huh?" "You who are now said to shut up?" " You!" "Shut up!" ""Black eyes, I love you"" "Black and sleepy!" "Pass on, the orchestra will sit here." "Well!" "Go to hell!" " Aah!" "Go, go!" "They are coming!" "Go, go!" "That Nishi (Island) By Victoria Hislop's novel "The Island"" "My Mary!" "Welcome back!" "See that?" "Since you left, nothing has changed!" "Fear no more ..." "And Anna has come." " Really?" "I so want to see it!" "Sent me a message that he would come with Andreas." " Excellent." "I'm glad!" "Constantinople, two crabs!" "Are you happy?" " Very much!" "Our prayers were not in vain." "And in the evening - at home, as agreed, remember?" "Our long-awaited!" " Good to see you, Uncle Paul!" "Mary!" "Mary, so what do you feel now, after returning home after a long absence?" "Well, what do you say, a little lost." " Lost?" "Now we find!" "Where are you?" "Hey, guys, I can not imagine my life without you ..." "To me he never said anything like that ..." "Hey, do not complain." "You are lucky that you have each other!" "When the return to Athens?" " As soon as possible!" "And you, dear Athena?" " Christ offered me to work with him in the hospital of Agios Nikolaos." "And, as you can guess ..." "Do you agree?" " Is this offer is refused?" "Did I let her go?" " Leave it for themselves, that is?" "I'll be back." "Introduce you to my brothers." "Well, Manolo?" "Here's to your health!" "Glad to see you again!" "Doctor ..." "Mary ..." "Today, when everyone is happy, you're sad?" "Why?" "You would not want to walk?" "What do you feel?" "As if reached the finish line path that began a long time ago." "Pleasant fatigue ..." "And you?" "I look around me, and I think that my presence here - it's not true." "In the place I grew up ..." "Played on these streets when I was little." "I must thank you for everything!" "You - the best thing that has happened in my life." "I want to get married." "And we lived together!" "You and I?" ".." "Want to be my wife?" "Yes ..." "Yes I do!" "Come dance?" " Let's go!" "Stephanie, play something!" " Yes, Mary, whatever you want!" "Spinalonga is immortal!" "Manolis probably already here." "So what?" "He promised to come?" " Of course!" "In fact, today he will again Offer your sister." "What did you say?" " Did not you hear?" "Again, ask her to go for it." "Manolis wants to marry Mary?" "I listen to:" "Manolis does not like Mary." "Who told you that?" "After all, since, as Mary was gone, He could not stop thinking about her." "He told me that." " I do not know what he told you ... but Mary did not need!" "Take me for a fool?" "Since when?" "A?" "How long have you been together?" "Anna, I'm talking to you!" "Anna, I'm talking to you!" "Since when you are together?" " Stop it." "Since when you are together?" "Stop it!" "It hurts!" "It hurts!" "You're smothering me, Andrea!" "Do not respect sovyu wife!" "Where is your respect?" "Get your hands off me!" "I never loved you!" "Never!" "Oh, my God!" ".." "Oh, God!" "Murder!" "Murder!" "Run here!" " Where?" "Back!" "There has been a murder!" "Who is this?" " Yes this is Anna, the daughter Yorgisa, boatman!" "Anne, daughter Yorgisa, boatman!" "Whose daughter?" " No, no, no!" "Let me in!" "I'm her sister!" "Anna!" "My Anye!" " He ran there!" "Maria!" "What is happening, my God?" "My Anye my Anye!" " Let me go, Mary!" "Anye mine!" "Honey, come here." "No, no, no!" "Mary, do not!" "Enough is enough!" "We lost her." " No, Jorge, no!" "Do not hold me!" " No, Jorgen!" "Do not!" "Anna!" "Anna!" "Anna!" "Why?" "Leave me alone!" "Why did you kill her, you bastard?" "Leave us." "Us alone." "How could the joy ... turn to bitterness in one day ... and all the good dispersed by the wind, like dust?" "To be honest, she has courted trouble on themselves." "Was ungrateful." "But there was something in it magnet that attracted me to it!" "I do not blame Andreas for his deed." "And I'm in his shoes would have the same thing done." "I swear!" "The same thing!" "Yesterday, when we left the Spinalonga ..." "I felt that I'm back on my feet firmly." "I experienced tremendous pain ..." "and won and great joy!" "It seems to me almost a sneer - to sit here and see the opposite Spinalonga ..." "Hey!" "What are you looking for?" "Manolis Vandulakisa looking." " He is not here." "He's gone." "Where to go?" " In the journey, I guess." "And took the suitcase with him." "And who are you?" "I have a small apartment in Heraklion." "But it will be enough." "Naturally ..." "We can move at any time in the future." "But this comfortable." "It is next to the hospital." "What do you say?" "I can not leave my father." "I have to live with it." "After the disaster that we have experienced, I can not leave him alone." "I should be around." "I have to take care of it." "You're right." "You are right in wanting to stay ..." "It is selfish and ... hasty on my part to ask you" "leave his father in such a moment." "Please, go away." "If you have long knew everything, why did not say anything?" "I thought about Mr. Yorgise." "And why not say that." "Again you can not sleep?" "My child, it is true - that, what they say about our Anna?" "I want you to no one listened." "Now it no longer has any value." "What are you gonna do?" "I. .." "Here." "With you." "Mary ..." "Live your life, my girl." "I noticed that the doctor was not indifferent to you." "I have lived my life." "I do not want your life has been wasted because of me." "What's gotten into you?" "I say it right." "Do you still like that?" " In this and stop." "Nothing is solved, when you sit at home locked up." "Real life is there, behind that door." "Get out - you'll see!" "Wife ..." "Enough to make me a comment, you hear?" "I'll be here as long as I want." "And on the other do not you think?" "First of all, his granddaughter?" "Sofia needs love." "My love and love Tasii enough." "And if it comes to that, we are not the only ones who have experienced loss." "Yorgis lost his daughter." "And we did not have a funeral." "And you will not let me send a letter of condolence." "As much as neither was her fault murder our son did." " Stop it!" "And we have no right to deprive a person of being able to see her granddaughter." "I can not feel zhalos the father of the ... who dishonored our family!" "What I wanted to tell you, I said." "Decision for you." "Yes, my master ..." "What's the matter now?" "In another way, it was impossible." "i- hear?" " i- i" " Doctor?" " i" "As a little girl?" "She did not understand anything else." "When the court?" "Hope not." "I'll find a good lawyer." " I killed my wife." "There are no mitigating circumstances." " They exist, how not?" "She dishonored you." "You were furious." "We have so many people know about." "We sledaaem best to rescue you out of here." "Shut up!" "And this how?" "Has not been seen." "I do not like your kind." "Do you hear?" " Shut up!" "I was told that you refuse to eat." "All is well." "Call the doctor to look you?" "I eat." "Goodbye, Mom." "Kiss the baby." "Tell her that I love her." "Very." "I'll tell her." "i- "The use of plants in the pharmaceutical industry" / i- i- "Mary with love, Nikolaos Kiritsis" / i" "I am very upset i- when you no longer see you. / i" "I i-. / i" "My dear patriot!" "What's going on?" "How are you?" "Alive and well?" "How are you?" "So long since I've seen you!" "Maria!" "Maria!" " Yes!" "Are you here?" "I'm worried." "There we laid the table." "Eat." "What are you doing here alone?" "I got it." "Will you go?" "Your sister was to me my whole life." "I killed her." "Stop it, please." "You are very sick." "As Mr. Yorgis?" "Trying to live." "I want you to tell him ..." "No, nothing." "Maria." "I want to ask you a favor." "Can I?" "I want you raised Sofia." "As her own daughter." "Her to go to school!" "Learned the letter!" "I want that she grew up in love." "You know My parents have grown old." "They will not stand it." "Complied with this request?" "He asked me to forgive him for what he had done." "And it looked as if he had forgiven me." "I feel sorry for him, Aunt, I will not lie to you .." "All disowned him, not even his father." "How can he be cruel to his own child?" "Listen, my Maria ..." "Everyone deserves their fate." "Andreas killed your sister and now paying the price." "That is correct." "Think about yourself." "Try to arrange your life." "Find Decent boy." "Be the mistress of the house." "And stop all the constant care." "I've fallen in love with a man's aunt!" "The first and last time." "i" " How hard iron, / i- i- oh!" "oh!" " i- i- so hard / i- i- black clothes ... / i" "i" " Why put it on / i- i- and I?" " Oh!" "oh!" " i- i- the love that was. / i" "Hey, Vandulaki." "Tell us something." "It is true that you killed his mistress?" "What is it?" "Alexandra ..." "Alexandra!" "Alexander, tell me." "Son?" "Andreas?" "Our Andreas!" "Why, God, why?" "Go, Tasia." "Leave us alone." "What a lady?" "Go." "What a pleasant surprise." "Come on." "Hail, Mary." "Have a seat." "How are you?" "Good!" "Yorgis?" " Good." "How did you suddenly thought of us?" "I never have and do not forget." "How is work?" " Okay, okay." "I am no longer in the hospital of Heraklion." "Moved to Agios Nikolaos." "In Agios?" ".." " Yes!" "Took place Lapakisa." "And he bought the house." "A Lapakis?" "Marries a resident of Rethymnon and moved there." "In Rethymno." "Mary!" ".." "I moved as far as possible to you." "Yes!" "Indeed, we are now much closer." "Brew your coffee?" "Just like old times?" "Yes, boil!" "Thank you." "All this time ..." "I could not get you out of my head." "And I could not." "I do not know why, but I thought you had gone to Athens." "In Athens?" "What do I do in Athens ..." "All I want - is to be closer to you." "Mary ..." "You still want to marry me?" "Very!" "Hopefully Yorgis will not mind." "Besides, Agios Nikolaos near, you will often see him." "Yes?" "The best coffee I drank in my life!" "My eyes are not deceiving me?" "Doctor!" "You're just out of the blue!" "How are you, Yorgey?" "Thanks to the care of my daughter, I'm fine." "Thank you." "What brings you here?" "What news brought us?" "You yourself decide, good or bad." "Did something happen?" "Yorgey ..." "I came to ask for the hand of your daughter." "I want us to get married." "Huh?" "Good evening, folks!" " Good evening, Yorgey." "Today is my joy." "Treat the whole tavern." "Paul!" "Hey, Paul, you're here?" "Well." " What are you doing here?" "Do fries." " Put a spoon and listen." "To marry his daughter to a doctor Kiritsisa." "Oh!" " I told you, it's true!" "I can not, my grandmother, because I have a little girl." "What do I do with this?" "Children always want games, rides ..." "You broke!" " The mood is necessary!" "I drew!" "And I feel tired." "Old age is, in a word ..." "Given that you have gone through, you're right." "But we ... can help you if you want." "We're interested, just ask." "Sofia - ediinstvenny people which I still have ..." "No, for God's sake, I mean, that we will take it from you." "Very high!" "Very high!" "Listen to me, Mary ..." "All my life I wanted to create this condition." "Wanted nothing needed ..." "neither my son nor my grandchildren." "Unfortunately, Lord ..." "did not bother me that joy." "You are the most beautiful bride I've ever seen in my life." "You think this is bad, this dress was bought for a wedding with Manolis?" "And what of it?" "Just me and you know it." "And suddenly it's not good?" " Come on, honey, "not good."" "This dress - it had never been to Manolis!" "So, I figured out what we can do." "Thrust sleeve ..." "Remove lace." "A?" "What do you think?" "You're my man heart, which I love ..." "After all this ..." "What happened to my mother?" "Come here, I'll tell you." "Translation and subtitles:" "Olesya Varnavidou"

"On My Honor..." "I will never betray my badge, my integrity, my character, or the public trust." ""Oath of Honor?"" "I memorized it as a kid." "I used to make my dad say it to me every morning before he went to work." "Thought it might keep him safe." "He used to say to me, "I'll do my best, kiddo." "But I'm only human." ""Every time."" "God, it used to make me so angry." "Andy, it's gonna be okay." "What am I gonna do?" "Please." "Tell me what I'm supposed to do." "What are we singing?" "No way, man." "I live with you." "I've heard you sing in the shower." "Don't bring me down." " You're not gonna sing with me?" " No." "No." " Are you gonna sing with me?" " No." "I, too, have heard you in the shower." "Gail will sing with you." "No, I don't" " I don't" " I don't sing." " Andy." " What?" "No, no, no." "I will never be drunk enough to get up there." "Next up, Officer Nash!" "Nash!" "Find me something easy." "♪ I've been really trying baby ♪" "♪ trying to hold back this feeling ♪" "I can't hear you." "♪ and if you feel like I feel, baby ♪" "I'm leaving now." "♪ come on let's get it on hey baby ♪" "Almost makes me wish I was there." "Yeah?" "What would you sing?" ""Stuck in the middle with you"." ""Stuck in the middle with you"." "That's nice." "No, no, "Love..." Uh, "Love the one you're with"." "Yeah?" "How about "All by myself"?" "No, you're not." "You will be." "Thanks." "I'm kidding." "I wouldn't sing." "I know you wouldn't." "You're too cool." "Hey, I do a lot of things, all right?" "I cook." "I clean." "I'm good with tools." "I'm an excellent driver." "You ever wish we were normal?" "What do you mean?" "We are normal." "You know what I mean." "Andy, if I could ask you to stay, I would." "Then ask me to stay." "Just one night." "You know, I'll go home in the morning." "Besides, it's freezing outside." "Well, it's cold." "Hey, it'd be practically inhuman to make me go back out there." " Stay." " Okay." "So... you know, I stayed over." "Then yesterday, when I'm just about to leave, jamie Brennan shows up." "When did Sam disappear?" "Sometime last night." "I don't know what happened." " McNally, they're ready for you." " Okay." "What if we don't find him?" "What if it's all my fault?" "Rookie Blue S02E13 "God's Good Grace"" "=Original airdate= -=September 8, 2011 =" " I like big butts, and I cannot lie." " Would you stop?" " You other." " Dude, it's your fault I'm singing it." "I've had it stuck in my head for, like, two days." "So? "Baby got back." I don't regret it." ""Endless love" duet with you-- that I regret." "Hey, five minutes, Parade room." "What's going on?" "Swarek disappeared last night." "He was working undercover." "He went off the grid." "He hasn't called in since." "So?" "Swarek's a badass." "He's probably wired up somewhere, playing poker with the bad guys." "That's bad." " Where's Andy?" " She's in with Boyd right now." "Okay, one week ago, you bump into Swarek on your undercover exercise." "You meet at a bar." "You go back to his cover apartment together." "Yes." "I was only there a few hours." " What about the other night?" " I told you." "He called me." "I went over for the second time, and I spent the night." " I was so careful..." " Why can't they do this in Frank's office?" "She's s not a suspect." "She's a cop." "No, she's a witness." "Cop part doesn't matter right now." "... two blocks away from his apartment, and then I even walked around the block..." "Anyway, we need it on camera." "Sammy shows up dead, we need her statement intact." "I'm sorry, sir." "Briefing in five." "I don't even know what to say, McNally." "This goes so far beyond rookie" " that I don't even know" " Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank." "I wanna talk about yesterday." "I want you to walk me through it again." "Jamie Brennan showed up, and he wanted to talk to Sam." " Then what?" " He offered me a ride downtown." "He drove me to the marina." "We talked, and then he dropped me off." "What did you talk about?" "Tell me again." "We talked about football, we talked about his-- his wife and his daughter Gracie." "He said that they'd been in a car accident, but, you know, he wasn't even sure that they were in an accident." "Look, I'm... what are we doing?" "This is-- this is pointless." " Why?" " Because he made you." "There is a thousand ways he could've done" "I mean, I don't wanna sit here anymore thinking about which way he could've done-- look, the fact is he did it!" "You got made." "This guy is a pro." "That is why I picked Swarek, because I thought he had a fighting chance." "The thing is, McNally... you didn't." "Jamie Brennan. 48 years old, former enforcer for the North End Guys." "Now he runs a trucking company in Missisiauga." "He did a few years in Kingston Pen for smuggling, possession for the purpose of trafficking, but we didn't get him for any of the good stuff." "What's the good stuff?" "Stuff with power tools, people he tortured, people he killed." "What was Swarek doing?" "Working in Brennan's warehouse, making friends." "Wanted to see if he was still in the life, maybe get him on one of those old homicides." "So what happened?" "There was a breach." "Surveillance video from last night." " So what's happening, man?" " Where's, uh, Candice?" "Uh, she's not back yet." "I'm thinking about that, uh, boat of yours." "He didn't have time to call it in because this was not a scheduled meet." "So no cover team." "...couple beers, talk a little business." "Unless you're busy--I don't know-- watching football or..." "No, I'm" " I'm good." "I'm not a big football guy." "So I'll meet you there, man." "No use taking two cars." "I'm right outside." "Right on." "Let's go." " That's it?" " We don't have cameras outside." "So Sam hasn't called in, and Brennan's disappeared." "So we treat it as suspicious until we find him." "Who's Candice?" "Okay, so Guns and Gangs have got people at Brennan's home and his warehouse." "Nothing's come up yet." "So in the meantime, we get to work on Brennan." "I don't think I need to tell anybody how urgent this is." "Let's go." "Jerry, who's Candice?" "The breach." "Dude." "It's McNally, all right?" "She's been seeing Sam while he's undercover." "We're canvassing Brennan's immediate neighbors." "Nothing fancy." "Anybody seen him, no big deal, okay?" "You will handle this low-key, understood?" " Peck, I want you going through Brennan's case files." " Excuse me." " Sorry to bother you." " See if there's any old addresses, anyplace Brennan might be." "Do you know what?" "I can just wait." " What?" " Hi." "Uh, Pete Sun." "Officer Pete Sun." "I'm, uh, here for my orientation day." "Oh, man." "Oh, come on, Oliver." "All right, look, I forgot." "Whatever." "Uh, Epstein, Diaz, handle it." "Parade room, locker room, hand sanitizer, hallway." "Okay, fill me in." "What's the plan?" "We're canvassing, talking to Brennan's neighbors." " What?" " Is she okay?" "I'm fine." "Who are you?" "New recruit." "Great." "Welcome to 15." "What else did Jerry say?" "You hear any gossip today, forget it." "Why?" "What would I hear?" "Her T.O. Was undercover." "Turns out they were secretly, you know." "Chris." "Wow, that's a blatant violation of protocol." "Shut up." "Old pictures of cops, interrogation room, bulletin board." "Good." "I was starting to worry." "Hold still." "Maggie never liked these much." "White sheets-- that's all she'd ever buy." "Said it made her life feel clean." "It's amazing what you do for someone you love." "Get rid of your sheets..." "car... your past." "I would have done anything for her." "I still would." "Hi." "This is officer Diaz from 15 Division." "Is this Mr. Lanyon?" "Mr. Lanyon, hi." "I'm just calling to check if you've seen one of your neighbors in the last 24 hours, a man by the name of Jamie Brennan." " What happened?" " He hung up." " Who hangs up on the police?" " A lot of people, actually." "But it's so rude." "It's disrespectful." "Serve, protect, and, uh, get used to it." "Hi, Mr. Lanyon." "Hi." "This is officer Diaz from 15 Division, and if you hang up on me again, I can promise you," "I'll take a great deal of pleasure in coming down to your house and questioning you in person." "That's what I thought." "We were driving around, you know, talking about football." "Maybe that's where I screwed up." "You know, I just kept going on about whatever's Oliver's talking about." "Then we ended up in the marina." "Why would he take you there?" "I thought he was gonna kill me." "Then he got all quiet and he started talking about his wife, his daughter, and how they were in a car accident and died." "Yeah, but he was talking about how his-- his past came back, and, you know, that he wasn't always a nice guy, which-- yeah, but for someone who tortures people with pliers, he's been very nice these last four years." "He doesn't even have a parking ticket." "So what changed?" "Why take somebody hostage now?" "I don't know." " When did his wife die?" " Two months ago." "All right, so let's take a look at the accident." "Maybe there's something there." "It's an accident report." "Two fatalities-- a mother and her 4-year-old daughter." "Brennan's wife and daughter." "Doesn't make me like him any better." "That-- that's not what we're asking." "Okay, then what are you asking?" "Please enlighten me." "What is his wife dying in an accident have to do with the fact that we're missing one of our officers?" "There are whole sections in here that aren't filled out." "There's no statements, no witnesses, no reconstruction report." "Ok, so crappy job, sloppy paperwork." "It happens." "It's not sloppy." "It's incomplete." "There's nothing here." "Then you know what?" "Talk to the officer who filed it." "Look,"G. Armstrong." Probably still works in 34." "Or don't." " Obviously, I wanna find him, luke." " I'll bet." "Noelle?" "What are you doing here?" "I'm coordinating with 27." "We put out a BOLO on Brennan's car." "No sign of him yet, but we've got every squad in the city keeping an eye out." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what-- what are you doing... here?" "I'm here to help." "Yeah, but I thought today was the day you were gonna start your, um..." "take some personal time." "Not now." "Not with this." "I'm all right." "I just need to be here." " Yeah, but..." " This is Officer Williams." "Yeah." "Four whole squad cars?" "Busy, busy, busy." "Don't be such a snot." "Why not?" "It works for me." "G. Armstrong?" "Thank you." " Officer Armstrong?" " Yeah." " Hi." "Andy McNally." " Giselle." " Hi." "Gail Peck." " Nice to meet you." "Um..." "I expected you to be in uniform." "I just made detective." "Oh, congratulations." "Yeah." "I couldn't wait to get the hell out of those pants." "It's a tough look to pull off." "Although you two seem to make it work." "What can I do for you?" "Okay." " Is that you?" " Yeah." "Is there anything you could tell us?" "I can tell you this case is closed." "The woman who was killed-- we're trying to track down her husband." "So you pulled up her accident report." "That seems a little weird." "No, actually, what's weird is, um..." "this... this... and, oh, that." "Is she always this abrasive?" "You know what?" "I am, actually." "We just have a few questions about the report." "I'd love to know what it takes to make detective around here, because damn, I think I should transfer, 'cause this is some seriously sloppy paperwork." "You guys feel like a coffee?" "Latte?" "Cappuccino?" "We just got this new machine." "It's really cute." "It uses these little pods." "Those things can really dry out your mouth." "Where the hell is Candice?" "Dropped her off downtown." "What are you doing?" "Just looking for some answers." "Answers for what?" "Questions that I have." " And what makes you think I got answers?" " "God's Good Grace"." "My boat?" "Jamie, I'm sorry for doing business out of your warehouse without your permission." "That's funny." "That's good." "Look, I've been out of the life for a while." "But you know back in the day, there was this, uh, guy Wayne somethin' from out east." "Used to run heroin up the coast." "He got pinched last year with a full load, so now he's doing 15 in Dorchester." "Everything he had is now property of the police, including his boat-- "God's Good Grace"." "And I guess it still is." "Right?" "Officer?" "So what am I doing here?" "I wanna know what happened to my family." "And why that accident report was faked." "I have no idea what you're talking about." "Oh, you don't." "Someone killed my family, and the police covered it up." "Jamie." "You're gonna tell me who." "Jamie, listen to me." "I have no idea what you're talking about." "Yeah, okay." "Good." "Funny thing is, you think you can hold your breath." "A little gets down the throat..." "Nose, your brain's hardwired to think that it's drowning." "Lungs contract, heart contracts." "And, well, that happens." "Is this how things work in 15?" "You storm in all righteous and entitled, demanding things from your superiors?" "We just wanna know what happened." "Down here, you're in uniform, detective gives you an order, you take it." "You do it." "Greater good, there's gotta be a reason." "Yeah, reason being so you could make detective." "I did everything right." "Yeah, accident looked weird to me." "It didn't add up." "I found two eyewitnesses who saw some guy nosing around the car in the driveway before it crashed." "Even got the guy's license plate number." "Reconstruction guys came in, our best mechanic-- it was all in the report." "Then... some detective showed up, handed it back to me." "It was scrubbed." "No notes." "Different mechanic." "Told me to sign off." "What, that doesn't bother you?" "Where are you going?" "I'm tired of listening to your sermon." "What, so you're just gonna walk away?" "No." "I'm gonna give you a copy of my notes." "I kept 'em." "I knew this was gonna come back to me." "I have everything-- the names of the witnesses, license plate number, the guy they saw by the car..." "Name of the mechanic who ended up signing off." "Yeah, what about the name of the detective--- the one that made it go away?" "Look, there is a huge difference between knowing your place and covering up a homicide." "He's not from this division." "He works out of Guns and Gangs." "Guy's name is Boyd." "Detective Donovan Boyd." " All right, what do we do?" " I don't know." "I'm thinking." "You know, we gotta call Frank or Jerry." "No!" "No, they're working with him right now." "We might as well call Boyd himself." "What do we know?" " Okay, we know two witnesses saw a guy near the car right before it crashed." " Okay." " She said she got a plate." " Okay." "Find out." "We'll run it." "Maybe we can find out who messed with the car." "Thth woman has terrible handwriting." "I don't know what it is with lesbians, but they all have terrible handwriting, and they're always hitting on me." " What are you talking about?" " Doesn't bother me." "She's only human, Andy, and she was kinda..." "This has nothing to do with anything!" " What is the license plate number?" " I'm looking for it." "Okay, well, this is the mechanic who signed off on the report." "Paul Kaminski." "Says he's right downtown." "Okay, let's get the boys to check it out." " What are we gonna tell them?" " We're gonna tell 'em the truth." "Nothing in the warehouse, and nobody cares?" "And then what?" "The boss doesn't show, nobody notices?" "It's... yeah, well, figure it out, 'cause we got a cop." "He's out there, and he's been made." "Clock is ticking." " Hey, where is everybody?" " I don't know." "They're supposed to be on the phones, canvassing the neighbors." "I'm sure they are." "What is that?" "What are you looking at?" "Swarek's undercover file." "This is confidential." "Detective Barber gave it to me." "You checked the boat, right?" ""God's Good Grace"?" "It was part of Swarek's cover story." "Who's this guy?" "New guy." "Orientation." "Hey." "What are you doing?" "Watching and learning, sir." "Yeah?" "Where did they go?" "The..." "Deckstein, Pez, whatever." "I don't know, sir." "I asked you a question." "Honestly, sir, they, uh, wouldn't tell me." "But I could take your lunch order." "Look, we just wanna touch base, you know?" "There have been some questions." "We just wanna make sure we have the right answers." "Boyd wants us up to speed." "So ask him." "We're the ones who have to talk to the family." "They're coming in, threatening to sue." "Accident report's a bit of a fairy tale, so what the hell are we supposed to tell 'em?" "Tell 'em the truth." "It's all right there." "Oh, electrical system failed." "Brakes, steering, everything." "Gas line was damaged." "Car hit a tree, and it went up." "Did anybody tamper with the car?" "You know, that's what they're asking." "Car's gone." "All right?" "You stand by that report, I will, too." "Boyd's done right by me." "Just tell him not to worry so much." "License plate number's registered to a Shawn Elmore at this address." "You sure this is the right address?" "It's 1663 Eastern." "I mean, and that's his car." "Yeah, no, I recognize the place." "It's a clubhouse." " Which gang?" " J.M.C." "I mean, it's a small chapter." "You know what?" "I'm calling Frank." "No, no, no, no." "You know who we need to call?" "Luke." "Okay, give me the highlights." "Accident report's bogus." "The mechanic basically admitted the car had been tampered with." "Yeah, we went to the see the officer who filed the report up at 34 Division, just like you said." "Okay." "Well, she filed it, and they scrubbed it clean." "They gave it back to her to sign." " Why?" " She didn't know." "Said we should talk to the detective who gave the orders." " Okay, then, who gave the orders." " Donovan Boyd." " Who else have you told?" " No one." "Just you." "We ran the plates from the original report." "We found the guy." "He's a biker." "His name is Shawn Elmore." " Burgers or pho?" " Not now!" "Okay, Elmore's J.M.C. a new patch, so" "Sorry, sir, it's just that I know you're working really hard on this case, and I'd hate for the food to get cold before you had a chance to..." "Chopsticks are... in the bag." "So Boyd has been making some serious headway into the bikers." "The guys in Gangs call him "Kreskin"." "Who's Kreskin?" "He knows where." "He knows when." "He knows who." "Before it's even happening, he knows what's happened." "So he's got an informant." "Yeah, well, he says no." "He hasn't carded the guy." "There's no statements, so if he does, the guy's a ghost." "Shawn Elmore." "Okay, so why would a biker wanna kill Brennan's wife and child?" "This dead guy here is Matthew Elmore, shawn's brother, okay?" "He had a beef with Brennan probably over some turf." "So why hit him back now?" "'Cause retaliation's harder than you think, especially when you're dealing with a pro like Brennan." "You don't wanna get caught." " All right, what do we do?" " I don't know." "You just stood up." "I thought that meant you knew what to do." "Let's talk to him." "Let's bring him in." "On what charge?" "Uh, how about the murder of Maggie and Grace Brennan to start?" " Peck, come on." " All right." "You're staying." "There's already a big enough mess." "I'm not gonna make it worse." "Look, nothing personal." "I know you're just doing your job, but come on." "Whatever you're making in overtime, it's not worth it." "Somebody rigged my car." "Just give me a name." "I know it's hard to accept when accidents like that happen." "Hey, wasn't an accident." "I know the difference." "It didn't just happen." "Even if that's true, why would I know?" "'Cause you're working me!" "You're working undercover." "You have access to everything about me." "That report is the only thing I ever saw." "If it was anything else, I don't know about it." "So you're trying to tell me you're deep undercover, and your handler gave you the same $12 report as I saw?" "Same guy who gave me a boat seized in a high-profile drug raid." "Believe me, he's not my favorite person right now." "Or maybe you're just a good cop, 'cause you know I'm gonna kill whoever you give up." "So you're just gonna hold on to that name as long as you can." "I don't know who killed your family." "Refill?" "Jamie!" "Let's go." " Shawn Elmore?" " What can I do for ya?" " Wanna talk to you about Jamie Brennan." " Sorry." " Uh, I don't know who that is." " Really?" "Funny, considering you murdered his wife and daughter." "You know, some new information's come up, and it seems the deal you made with Donovan Boyd is about to expire." "I have no idea what you're talking about." "Okay, I guess, uh, we can just talk to your boys back there, see if they know how you got away with it for so long." "Oh, and how the Guns and Gangs unit seems to know so damn much about what you've been doing the last little while." "Yeah, that's what I thought." "You pull Swarek into your mess, you give him an incomplete case file, and then you don't tell him the truth." "Brennan's family didn't die in an accident." "They were murdered." "You're covering for an informant" "Shawn Elmore, a biker." "He tampers with Brennan's car, and you cover it up for him." "Now you own him, which is working out great for you, isn't it?" "You come up with this theory?" "'Cause I think it's amazing." "Yeah, well, it works for me." "God, you are noble." "I mean, your girlfriend screws up, jumps into the sack with another officer." " She's not my girlfriend." " Oops, sorry." "Fiancee." "She's a rookie, and right now she's taking the fall for you." "Well, I think under these circumstances, you're talking out of your ass." "I hope you're worth it." " Why isn't the wi-fi working?" " It's been iffy all day." "It's fine." "I'm tethering to my phone." " I could have done that." " What's going on?" "We got the "why." Trying to figure out the "where"-- where would Brennan take Sam?" "Okay, so I'm Brennan." "I'm thinking maybe you have some information about my wife, so I take you where?" "To, uh, to a motel or, uh, to my boathouse or to my cabin." "According to this, Brennan doesn't own any properties besides his home." "All right, fine." "So I take you to my-- my mom's cabin or my girlfriend's cabin." " You have a girlfriend?" " No, I don't have a girlfriend." "What... wait." "Wh-what was his wife's name?" "Maggie." "Maggie Brennan, I guess." " Uh, what's her maiden name?" " I don't know." "Wilder." "Margaret Wilder." "Margaret..." "Maggie..." "Maggie Wilder." "There's one property listed under that name." "It's in Pickering." "27 acres on Century Road." "I can't tell from this if there's a house on it." "I can." "There is." "We've got a lead." "27 acres just north of the city." "Property was listed under the wife's maiden name." "Go." "Thank you." "If they go alone, they're gonna screw it up." "If you go alone, you'll screw it up." "You stand for something." "You stand for somethin'." "I respect that." "If you tell me who did it, he's gonna be the next person in that chair." "And you're a cop." "It's your job to protect people." "I had a job, too." "It was to take care of my wife and child." "This one's my favorite." "I took this right after Gracie said her first word." "Maggie couldn't believe it." "Just kept getting her to say it over and over again." ""Elda"." ""Elda, Elda, Elda"." "I mean, she was..." "Tiny, perfect little girl..." "saying a word." "And I felt like no matter who I was before that moment, I was her father." "I was good at it." "They're both innocent." "Now they're dead." "Whoever did this didn't deserve your protection." "Jamie, I don't know who it was." "No matter what you do to me, that's not gonna change." "Elda." "Dog's name was Zelda." "That was her first word." "I hope that's not your gun hand." "Second word... "Ottle." "Bottle." Wasn't great at consonants." " Third word..." " O-okay." "Okay." "Okay." "You think someone murdered your family." "You think the police covered it up." "Maybe." "You're gonna kill me anyway, so before that happens, let's get really clear about who the bad guy is here." "You hurt a lot of people." "If somebody messed with your life, you got no one to blame but yourself." "I'm not gonna kill you any faster if you piss me off." "Let me help you narrow it down." "Vincent DeCarlo-- Family couldn't even I.D. the body." "Matthew Elmore-- biker." "So is his brother." "Those guys never forget." "Nora Wilson-- she's the one I was hoping to get you for." "Security guard, single mother, three little kids-- you shot her in the head." "Your wife and daughter didn't deserve what happened to 'em, but it was only a matter of time because you didn't deserve them." "You think you've changed." "You haven't changed." "Look at you." "I didn't wanna have to do this." " I didn't see a car." " Yeah." "Maybe they're in there." "Noelle, are you ready to search the house?" "We'll start there, then we'll hit the barn." "We're ready." "Durham guys are on the way." " You want to wait?" " Hell, no." "Good." "Epstein, Diaz, we're gonna take the front door." "Nash, you're with Noelle." "You slide around back." "Wait for my count." "You're not coming." " Oliver." " McNally, you're not coming." "Whoa, cadet, you stay here." "You holster that weapon." "Don't slam it." " What happens now?" " We wait." "Stack up, stack up." "Stay on me." "They're not gonna do a knock." "They're gonna kick it through." " What?" " Listen." "Oliver's gonna count it off." "On three... two... one." " Three... two... one." "They're going at the same time-- both doors, front and back." "If it's dark inside, then you gotta use youuflashlight." "Flashlight, gun out." "It's tricky." "Make sure you stay controlled." "It's really hard to do." "Your adrenaline is going." "What you wanna do is run in there and fix everything." "You can't do it like that." "Keep it slow, no matter what might be happening." "Shut up." "Shut up." "Keep going throughout the house and clear every single room." "Go." "Move up the stairs..." "which is a lot harder than you think." "You better stay together." "You're exposed." "You don't know what you're gonna find." "You don't even know what you're gonna do when you get there." "See, that's the thing." "It's different every time." "So you better trust your instincts." "You try to stay alive." "Try to keep others alive." "What happens if you're too late?" "Well, at least you know you did everything right." "Let him go, Brennan!" "Let him go!" "You stay down!" "1519." "Put a rush on the medics." "We got an officer injured." "One in custody." "♪ Love, love is a verb ♪" "♪ love is a doing word ♪" "♪ fearless on my breath ♪" "♪ gentle impulsion ♪" "♪ shakes me, makes me lighter ♪" "♪ fearless on my breath ♪" "♪ teardrop on the fire ♪" "♪ fearless on my ♪" "♪ breath ♪" "♪ teardrop on the fire ♪" "♪ fearless on my breath. ♪" "♪ You're stumbling in the dark ♪" "So who do you think's buying tonight?" "Swarek, man." "We saved his ass." "I don't know." "Could be Oliver." "Guy gets all emotional, opens his wallet." " You coming?" " Where?" "The Penny." "You should." "Sure." "She'll be fine, okay?" "She'll meet us there." "Come on." " Now that-- that can't be good." " Probably not." " Sammy?" "Sam?" " Yep?" "Glad you're back, man." "I'm glad you're safe." "We got Brennan." "He's in interview right now." "Oh, yeah?" "So why aren't you in there?" "He's your big fish." "I would have thought you'd be all over it." "Well, you know, thought I'd let Jerry handle it." "He's earned it." "Don't even, okay?" " Because, look, you and that rookie" " Her name is Officer McNally." "And two years on the job, she's already ten times the cop you'll ever be." "You're done." "Sammy, come" "I'd be happy to talk... if, uh, you tell me what you're gonna do about it first." "Do about what?" "Two months ago, a mother and child were killed, murdered in a... car." "And you guys still don't seem that interested." "I find that frustrating." " We have someone in custody." " Who?" "I can't tell you that." "But I can tell you that the case is officially reopened." "Okay." "I'll wait for the lawyer, then we'll get started." "Tell your guy, uh, no hard feelings." "He's a stand-up guy." " Sam." " Boss." " Glad we found you." " Me, too." " Come on, Frank." "It's me." " I know." "That's the problem." " Noelle, are you coming to The Penny?" " Yeah." "Maybe I might see you there." "Hey, Homicide." "You coming or what?" "Yeah, uh, I wasn't planning on it, no." "Well, I need a ride, so I will meet you out front." " You're still here." " Yep." " How you doing?" " I've had better nights." "Yep." "Are you heading over to the black penny?" "I can meet you there." "Pick you up when I'm done." "No, I don't think so." "I mean, it's not like I can drink, anyway, so..." "Why not?" "What do you mean?" "I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant." "Pr-pregnant?" "Wh--you were supposed to start your IVF today.You didn't start that yet." "Nope." " Yeah?" " Mm-hmm" "I got soldiers." "♪ City grows cold as we start to fall ♪" "♪ the streets are still lit ♪" "♪ the bar's at last call ♪" "♪ looking for love ♪" "♪ and looking for when ♪" "♪ a final letter from me will be sent. ♪" "♪ 'Cause we've all got to be going somewhere ♪" "Hey." "What happened?" "Got suspended." "You?" "♪ I've got stories ♪" "I got yelled at, and then I got suspended." "Sam... ♪...at cigarette ends ♪" "♪ some lives are born ♪" "Wanna try being normal together?" "♪ some remain dead ♪" "How are we gonna do that?" "I don't know." "I have no idea." "♪ we've all got to be going somewhere ♪"

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" About time." "Fuckin' Phil." "Some display, huh?" "Paid a visit to Vito's goomar, Jill." "She still hasn't heard from Vito." "We were just discussin' "La Cage aux Fat."" "I was gonna get my cousin Tommy to call his detective friend." "I've been hamstrung with that work stoppage at the office park." "Vito shows up-- he shows up, then we deal with him." "If not..." "It's just a phone call." "And seriously," "Tommy says the guy can track somebody from the corn in his shit." "Yeah, I saw them do that on "CSI."" " Good night." " Bye, Sack." " Bye now." " Good night, kid." "Hey, I was glad to hear you say that about the search, 'cause I gotta take a little time off for some business in Cali." "Little Carmine's lined up a meet in L.A. for us." "So, what is it, business or time off?" "Time off from here, but definite business." "With Ben Kingsley, Ton'." "So you're gonna go get an autograph on the weekend of the Notre Dame-Michigan game?" "I got my guys all over it." "Little Carmine says if we attach Ben Kingsley, the picture's a go." "Little Carmine?" "It's common knowledge the guy's retarded." "I don't get it." "You agreed to this in the hospital." "Christopher, I was in a coma." "Okay, fine." "I'll call Little Carmine, call the airline, cancel." "I'll probably still reach someone." "What am I gonna do with you?" "Make a lot of money." "All right." "What the fuck is this idiot doing?" "No speak English." "...Brooklyn." "Ho, pal." "Move your car." "We're late." "Move el automobile." "Rusty!" "Don't forget to call Marissa." "Hurry up." "Let me see." " Museum..." " Eastern Parkway." "Eastern Parkway, not the Belt Parkway." "So I'm trying to eject the DVD and the kids are freaking," ""What's wrong with that lady, Daddy?"" " And Carrie says" " How's the scaloppine?" "Uh, it's delicious." "Thanks." "It all depends on slicing the veal very thin." "My way" "I like to chill it down a degree or two and then I pull a straight razor right across it." "Your father could cook." "He told me when you were in here last." "75th birthday, right?" " In the navy." " What's that?" "In the navy, he cooked." "Terrific guy." "Great head of hair." " You enjoy." " Mmm." "Save room." "I'll be back with dessert specials." "Ho, Benny, Moe and Jack." "How's the bruschett'?" "You got a quorum." "Let me get you a table." "You guys go ahead." "I'm gonna stay right here." "My best customer, but he's nailed to this fuckin' spot." "It's either the wine or the view." "Such a sweet kid." "You know, she told Charmaine that back in Albania her whole family got blown up waiting on line for an oil change." "The shit she's been through, we just had to help." "I even called in a favor with my cousin in Manhattan, got her a working visa, started on the green card." "Martina, come do some hosting." " Hi." " Hi." "What's up?" "This is your cheering section over here." " Hello, Benny." " You got the reservations squared away?" "It's very few right now." "Football season." "I could watch her walk away all night." "Good, 'cause like most girls with you, that's what she's gonna do." "Ah, to be young and single again like these two," " huh, Benito?" " Ahh." "I can put the credit card numbers on actual plastic for an extra five bills." "We do Internet strictly." "Mmm, the gnocchi!" "I'll take your word." "It's a little too rich for my stomach." "It's okay." "Just a bite." "I think it's a lamb ragu with just a scoop of cold rigott'." "Holy shit." "It's all so fresh." "That fish with pistachios?" "I feel like a traitor." "Vesuvio, lately, it's depressing somehow." "Maybe they need to remodel or something." "I don't know." "That menu is so tired." " Hey, Homo Junior!" " Leave me the fuck alone!" "Get-- stop it!" "Mom, they're hurting Vito!" " Stop it!" " Where are your parents?" "I guess she can't hide her face at home." "It'd be like admitting there was something wrong." "I should have brought a pair of sweatpants to change into." "I'm gonna explode." "Apparently, there is still a veal loin yet to be unveiled." "Please, don't get up." " Congratulations." " Thank you." "That kid, I'm tellin' you..." " Thank you." " ...he was so handsome in that church." "The name he took, "Francis"-- after my pop." "No restaurants in Brooklyn?" "You gotta come all the way to Jersey?" "This food-- it's worth a detour." "Why?" "ls there a problem?" "Artie's a friend of mine, you know?" "I like to throw him some business." "Talk to you a minute?" "Visited with John." "He said to tell you he appreciates the recent headlines." "Rusty." "I don't know what you're talkin' about." "I turned him down on that." "Madonn', you're a cautious man." "You know, some people might feel a little offended." "Me-- my heart is an open book." "Anyway, Rusty's gone and we'll chalk it up to the headless horseman." "Giovanni." "Bravo!" "Martina was just tellin' me that in Montenegro I'd be the tallest guy." "Another fun fact from the Balkans." "Ben, are you up for dessert?" "No, I'm all set here." "Thanks." "Martina, sweetheart, can I talk to you for a second?" "What is it, Artie?" "You're looking at me very serious." "You remember I had that friend in Manhattan that was gonna help speed you through the green card process?" "Apparently, it's not happening." " Why?" " Too much on his plate, he said." "I guess you're just gonna have to do it yourself." "I'm sorry." "All those forms." "Shit me." "I wish I could help you, but really, it's a small inconvenience compared to living in freedom, right?" "Yes, I know this." "Get him another 'buca." "Hey, Tony." "You could fuck her, you know?" "Well..." "I'm not 100% in that department, but I'm startin' to feel the old pressure." "It's funny, 'cause guys like me, we come here, we get drunk and stare." "Best-case scenario, we go in the back room, we get a lap dance a dry hump and pfft-- blow in our pants." "Listen, you wanna fuck her so bad, I'm sure it could be worked out." "Nah, I couldn't." "But you..." "Well, what do you want me to say?" "Nothing." "It's just a fact." "If I knew you were gonna be in such a pissy mood" "Gabriella Dante and Rosalie Aprile came in for lunch yesterday." "So what, you wanna fuck one of them now?" "No." "Gab said you all went and had a meal at Da Giovanni on Sunday." "Well, I was gonna tell you." "It was Phil's grandson's confirmation." "It's a pain in the ass." "What are you gonna do?" "You gotta eat." "It's nothing' special, believe me." "Actually, Carm got a little sick after." "Too much oil, she thought." "Gab said I should check it out, like I could learn something." "Well, she runs her mouth, that one." "Fuck her." "Carm got sick." "Nice touch." "It was a business obligation, Artie." "Uh-oh." "Last time I heard that, I had to call the fire department." "Well, maybe you need another fresh start to fuck up." "I should go." " Oh, come on, come on." " No." " I'm sorry." "Have another one, come on." " Forget it." "I know where your heart is." "I gotta plan the menu for tomorrow." "Fasanella, my old man's a meat guy." "He said that the restaurant business was like keeping an elephant." "It costs a fortune and sooner or later it shits on your head." "I miss him." "Hector had to trim three inches off the fiorentinas." "Great." "We can't even get the good meat anymore." "Fucking Western Beef is leaving us for dead." "I wanted you to call their guy, but you were on the floor talking to the Cohens' mother-in-law." "You can't deal with the Western Beef guy yourself, my blushing flower?" "It's not the same from me." "And Arthur, the chatting with the guests..." "Again, that's it." "It's not Hector or the meat or these assholes that are always looking for the next hot thing." "It's me." "Limit it to a quick visit at coffee." "People wanna talk to each other, not you." "Really?" "You know better than New Jersey Zagat" ""Arthur Bucco, warm and convivial host"?" "Yeah, we're here right now." "Sure, the broad strokes." "Perfect." "Kingsley's agent says we grab lunch tomorrow, poolside." " That guy, Jay?" " Yeah, I got him out of some trouble on a party yacht down in the Keys." "Ben Kingsley, can he do a New Jersey accent?" "Welcome to the Viceroy." "I usually send the bags up, hit the bar, decompress a little, unless you're against it." " What are you talking about?" " You're in AA." "You gave the stewardess an earful when she put down the champagne." "I just don't wanna make you feel uncomfortable." "Relax." "I can deal with it." "Be careful with this wine, because the way you two are looking at each other, pretty soon we're gonna have to... put a high chair right here." "Did you clip the daily-special cards to all the menus?" "Hey, Artie, come here." "You ready to order?" "Why you kicking her ass like that?" "If you're referring to the fact that she's my employee and I'm telling her what to do, last time I checked, that's the way it works." "She thinks you want her to cry." "I said not true." "She told you that?" "'Cause you two talk all the time." " Yeah." "So what?" " So, maybe you should hire her." "I know how to treat people." " You're a people person, obviously." " I am." "And when they're good to me, they get treats." "And when they're not, well, I got this severance thing I do." "It's a complete break, actually." "I get it." "See, 'cause you talked around that threat so much, I almost missed it." "Sorry to interrupt you guys, but, Arthur, you have to plate the salmon." "Arthur, the kid is a hood, okay?" "If he feels protective of his girlfriend, you should just leave it alone." "She's a slow learner." "She's a nice girl, and as predicted, the customers love her with her little stories from the old country." "You are just picking on her." "It's disgusting." "He's a married man." "So it's 500 for the hour, 300 for half." "And if you wanna keep skiing, that's extra." "All right, Eden, how's about 400 for 40 and four more lines and then we'll take it from there?" "That'll work." "Fuckin'-a." "Those are some amazing tits." "Thank you, sweetie." "Carlo's running late." "Route 23, they think there's a sniper." "Listen, the other night-- it's this place." "You know, the rope's a little tight at my collar." "Down 40% from last year." " You need a little help?" " From you?" "God no." "Oh, there's the gratitude I was looking for." "No, I mean I'm not at that point, thank God." "But thank you." "Well, listen, the other day I was driving along and I was thinking about your little problem." "How about a little promotion?" "A coupon, two-for-one?" "Two-fers, wow." "You mean, like you get a free spaghetti and meatballs if you bring another cheap gomer douchebag in here?" "How about an early-bird special?" "Salad wagon?" "This is a fine dining establishment." "I'll give it back to the bank before I turn it into a fucking IHOP." "Just send the waiter over here." "You wanna help me so badly?" "Try paying your tab." " Excuse me?" " That little roast you and the waste management people threw for Dick Barone when he got sick-- 40 fucking garbagemen from around the country." "Of course you paid Pat Cooper." "You paid the entertainment." "Afternoon." "We're looking for Arthur Bucco." " That's me." " Dave Kloski." "This is Jim Hollings." "American Express?" "Funny, I had you two for cops." "In a past life." "Actually we're here to investigate some recent irregularities in charge activity here at Nuevo Vesuvio." ""Nuovo." irregularities?" "Well, there is credit card fraud going on in this restaurant." " That's impossible." " Based on cardholder disputes, we show nine hits in this locus that precede fraudulent activity." " What does that mean?" " People's card numbers were copied and those numbers were used to rack up thousands of dollars in phony charges." "Wait, you think I'm ripping off my own customers?" "That's insane." "Were these meals actually served?" "Shit." "Councilman Carillo?" "That was just two weeks ago." "So you understand we have to suspend the use of our cards here pending an investigation." "Suspend?" "You're cutting me off?" "What's going on?" "They're from Amex." "No more charges." " What?" "!" " Someone's stealing!" "Guys, this is like 30% of my business here and I can't fucking spare it right now!" "Artie, please don't curse." "The minute you use profanity, you give them the high moral ground to do whatever they please." "We need copies of your reservations and a list of anyone who has access to customer plastic." "I'm just asking, Jay." "Well, tell me again." "Why am I meeting with these chaps?" "Oh!" "Oh, bollocks, Jay." "Uh-- bollocks!" "Oh, please." "Anyway, we appreciate that your time is less than limited, so I'll cut to the chase." "Log line-- "The Ring" meets "The Godfather."" "Wiseguy-- murdered, I guess you could say-- seeks revenge on the man who ordered it." "You would play that man." "Which man?" "Who are we kidding here?" "You're Ben Kingsley." "You'd play the boss." "I heard this idea-- I call Jay and I say," ""Sir Ben Kingsley, no one else."" "Well, you know, as ever, it's script-dependent." "Oh, we got a sensational writer" " JT Dolan." "I'm embarrassed." "I haven't heard of him." "He's from TV-- "Nash Bridges," "Hooperman,"" "and "Law Order, the SUV."" "So there's a script?" "We wanted to surmise your interest and then tailor the part to your specificities." "No one plays a tough, ruthless, hardhearted prick like you do." "You got it down, trust me." "I take that as quite a compliment." "Sure." ""Sexy Beast"?" "Now, we do have a shortlist of directors." "We could go A-list down the horror genre" "Ridley, Tobe Hooper." "Or we could try to find the next James Wan." "He did "Saw."" "Did you see that?" "Fuckin' brutal." "Betty?" "It's Ben." "How are you?" "What on earth are you doing out here?" "Oh, I don't know." "Gentlemen, allow me to introduce Miss Lauren Bacall." "Lauren, this is Carmine Tazzi and Christopher Moltisanti." "Huge fan." " Thank you." " "Lupertazzi."" "You were great in "The Haves and Have-Nots."" "Oh yes, dear Howard Hawks." "Thank you." "I'm a presenter at one of these award shows" "ShoWest, some bullshit." "Oh, I did one of those years ago, after "Death and the Maiden, "I think." "They do take good care of you, though." "I have shiatsu in about 10 minutes." " Wow." " But let's catch up." "Absolutely." "Great to see you." " Thank you." " As always." " So nice meeting both of you." " Enjoy your success." "Uh, that reminds me, I have a scheduling problem." "This meeting was last minute and I'm supposed to be at the Luxury Lounge at 2:00." "Yeah, but we haven't even gotten to the particulars yet." "We'll walk with you." "I think this is going very well." "You okay?" "You seem a bit distracted." "It's fucking Sir Ben Kingsley is all." "Lauren Bacall." " Yo." " Murmur, I'm chipping here major." "Get on a plane." "Sir Ben Kingsley and... guests." "Janine will take you around." "Hi, Janine." "Ben Kingsley." "We're offering the full services of the spa today, including massage." "Listen, we're thinking about Sam Rockwell for the younger guy." " ls that a good chemistry for you?" " Hmm." "May I offer you champagne?" "Maybe later." "This is Yael from Cosabella Lingerie." "Sir Ben Kingsley." "I'll take an extra large in these." "For a man, White Warm is giving this cashmere throw, great for the airplane, and here, one for the car." " Thanks, Yael." " They charge this shit to the room?" " Hmm?" " This is Carla from Oris." "Men's and women's, sporty and dressy." "A lot of guys are going with the classic stainless chrono." "Oh, my godson would love that." "He's having his birthday in three weeks." " But for me..." " This is elegant." " Really is." " Take the chrono too?" " Are you sure?" " Of course." "ls all this shit free?" "I'm gettin' that." ""True Crime, New York City."" "Pam has a huge crush on you." "Thanks, Pam." "So Kingsley, they do this all the time?" " It's Sir Ben, actually." " Sorry." "A couple of times a year, mainly clustered around award seasons." "How is that even fuckin' possible?" "I know." "It's embarrassing, isn't it?" " I know I have one of these." " Shelly from iRiver." "I don't know if you have this one." "It's got 20 gigs of space in a tiny package." "That's 80 hours of video or 600 hours of music." "Shelly, can I get one of these?" " Here you go, Sir Ben." " Thank you, Shelly." "Sir Ben, you've got a meeting with Doug in 10, so..." "Hey, guys, looks like I ate up all our time here." "What do you say we catch up in New York?" "You got a lot of tables left." "We're gonna make that work, Sir Ben." "They're giving away a Caddy over there!" "Well, no, it's just a test-drive for a couple of weeks." "You know, my family gave me some sunglasses for Christmas so why don't you have these?" "I bet they'll look great on you, Chris." "I don't know." "You think?" "Sir Ben, can we get a shot?" "The thing, the Arabs." "Chris wanted me to take care of you while he's away." "Cecil B DeMoltisanti there." " This is one week?" " Yeah, Murmur caught some big ones." "You're going to see your girlfriend over at Vesuvio?" "Yeah." "All right." "Uh..." "Give this to Artie." "Put it on my tab." "We're not here to accuse anybody, 'cause Mainie and I like to think of you all as family." "And this is very serious." "It is, but know that as family you'll be treated with respect and, if need be, forgiveness." "I could bury my cock in those fucking titties." "Hector, and you, mustache..." "You got something to say?" "We have no intention of pressing charges." "It's just gotta stop." "That's all we want." "Any questions?" "Understand this is not about a 42-oz. jar of Moroccan olives or a couple of rolls of toilet paper here." " This is our livelihoods." " Are you looking at me?" "Nobody's looking at anybody." " I didn't take the toilet paper." " But the olives?" "I'm joking here." "I'm just saying if you don't come clean to us, those investigators, well, they just might question the honesty of somebody that wears a coat" " pulled from the lost-and-found." " Fuck this!" " No, fuck you!" " Arthur..." "I don't know which one of you pieces of shit did this," " but I've been good to you!" " ...getting us nowhere." "And you pay me back with nonstop ass-rape!" "Well fuck all a' you!" "You know what?" "Just forget it." "I" " I'm so sorry, everybody." "Um, could you just get this cleaned up so we can open?" "Thanks." "No no." "It's very bad." "They had the credit card police." "Those companies are huge." "They come on tough, but in the end, they gotta eat it." "Okay." "Everything okay in there?" "For once I'd like to eat without you getting a call from work." "Ah." "God damn it." "Motherfucker." "Arthur!" "What do you want, a repeat performance of the Fourth of July?" "That cop told you, no firing guns in the borough limits." "I brought those arugula seeds all the way back from Italy in my shaving kit." "Eden, get the fuck out of there!" " Fuck off." " I wasn't going through your purse!" "I was movin' it and it fell." "Go fuck yourself, you guinea bastard!" "Good afternoon, Mr. Moltisanti." "Room 812, please." " Yes." " Hey, Sir Kingsley." "It's Chris Moltisanti from yesterday?" "I spoke with Jay and he's working on that New York meeting right now." "Fine, but that's not what I'm calling about, though." "That Luxury Lounge thing, can you get me in there?" "I don't know." "My publicist handles all that stuff." " So, can you call 'em?" " I don't know how my publicist can help you, you know?" "All right." "Yeah, in the city then." "My partner went back." "Friend of his died recently." "Guy's wife is having a breakdown." "He'll call you." "That's security, Eden!" "They're gonna blow that door open!" "Fuck you!" " Fuck." " I know, I gotta get it together." "Black truffle doesn't have the intensity of white so you gotta use more." "I'll be at my investing club at the Learning Annex with my cell if you have to call, but try not to." "Sandy, about the meeting..." " Oh, everybody knows you're upset." " I know." "But Alonzo's coat, you told me that in confidence." "I thought you needed to know." "I also think-- well, it's probably nothing, but yesterday Martina was showing off these Caovilla sandals." "I know she makes more than me, but they cost like $600." "You should get back to the coatroom." "Hold on a second." "I wanna ask you something." " I knew it." " I'm sorry." "I'll pay you back." " How could you do this to me?" " You were so mean to me." "Like helping you find the apartment?" "Teaching you to drive?" "As soon as you found out I wasn't going to fuck you, you started picking on me." "I wanna fuck you?" "You certainly have a high opinion of yourself." "You stare at me like food." "Well I never fuck you." " I go to Benny and we laugh at you..." " Benny." "...when I fuck him in the pile of money that we take from your stupid customers." "You're fired." "Oh yeah?" "Oh, who's laughing now?" "What do you think?" "I can't press charges 'cause of my friendship with Tony?" "!" "Three months you worked here!" "You think that doesn't go on your permanent record?" "!" "We lead the world in computerized data collection!" "Artie, you know what time it is?" " We need to talk." " Now?" "My wife is pregnant." "She needs to sleep." "Martina told me about your little credit card business." "Step outside, Ben." "I'll be outside a minute, honey." "Look." "You're upset, all right?" "But it's not my fault that little trick got greedy." "Oh, so she's a little trick, huh?" "I was gonna cut you in, but now you're acting stupid." "Regular people are all fucking stupid." "You want some more?" "!" "Piece of dogshit!" "Little, crazy, motherfucking meatball dogshit!" "Yeah, I'm stupid." "Ho!" "There he is." "How you doing?" " Great, thanks." " This is Murmur." " You heading to the pool?" " Massage." "Oh." "Listen." "You get a chance to call about that Luxury Lounge for me?" "Well, it's like I explained... there's nothing very much I can do about it." " They decide whom they give it to." " Very important people, like you, right?" "'Cause you're a very important person." "To them, I guess." "Murmur's an interesting name." "What's the genesis?" "I had a heart murmur when I was a kid." "They just keep handing stuff out, huh?" "The coolest shit in the world to the people who need it the least." "Look." "I think you've misunderstood something." "I give most of that stuff away to homeless shelters, the rest I give to charity auctions." " Not to your godson?" " I agree with you, the whole thing's obscene, and it's nothing compared to the situation at award shows." "Presenters get about $30,000 worth of merchandise in those baskets." "That's a year's salary for some people." "Go figure." "Hopefully we can spread some of that lolly around." "We'll get you that script." "Hell of a tub here, guys." "Sea, sun." "I'm gonna make it my second home." " Anybody else hungry?" "Huh?" " We'll get lunch started." " Artie, another margarita?" " I could say no, but I won't." "You lost your fucking mind?" "The shit you're in with that kid, which you brought on yourself." "Brought on myself?" "Oh, I suppose you let a certain element into your world, you're asking for it." " Oh!" " Jesus fucking Christ, Tony, how could you pull that scam at my place?" "Come on, you know I never would've let that happen if I'd known." "You're innocent, I get it." "I'm just another victim" " of Benny Fazio, criminal mastermind." " That's right." "And once you found out, instead of putting him in the E. R., you should've come to me." "He says he's gonna kill you, Artie." "I can't take American Express now, Ton'." "You know what that means?" "I have to start with the fucking two-fers." "My accountant insisted." "Are you happy?" "Life's not fair." "Right, I know." "But somehow I believed my dad's crap about honest work." "He used to say to me, "You'll see." "Pays off in the end."" "What a joke." "I hate to see you like this, you know that." "'Cause you start thinking crazy shit." "Who's hungry?" " Yeah?" " Ben Kingsley passed." "Fuck." "You know, I tried to be his friend," "I sent a muffin basket with the script," "I tried everything." "You can kill me after if you want," " but he's a fucking dead man." " Calm down, Ben." "He came to my house, Tony, where my wife was watching TV." "My wife, who's carrying my unborn son." "I'm gonna take him to that warehouse in Paterson" " and drive fucking..." " Nails into his balls." "I know." "I heard you the first time." " You're having a son, huh?" " They showed us his cannoli on the ultrasound like a month ago." "That's beautiful." "Oh, congratulations." "Thank you." "I'm gonna tell you this once-- it's over." "You drop it." "And frankly you should be very happy I'm not gonna tax you." "I mean beside the fact you know I grew up with the man, you don't shit where you eat." "And you really don't shit where I eat." "I know, and I'm sorry about that, but" "And your parents' anniversary party?" "It's not going to be at Da Giovanni's." "It's gonna be at Vesuvio." "What?" "Tony, look at my face." "He's going to apologize to you, and give you a rate." "He's hurtin' too." "And it's the least you can do." "Well Ms. Bacall, your limo is second in line there." "Oh, well I can take it from here." " You sure?" " Yeah, thank you so much." " Okay, you're welcome." " Good night." "Night." " Get the fuck away from me!" " What are you doing?" "!" "Somebody help us!" "Those guys!" "Ms. Bacall, don't move." "Yes, an ambulance by Robinsons-May." "Oh Jesus, my fucking arm." " Hmm?" " No." "There's a line outside." "Okay, push the scampi." "Wholesaler says they gotta get eaten tonight." "And don't spread out too much." "We still got the Fazio party in the banquet room." "Okay, Sandy." "Open the door." "Hello." "Welcome." "Do you have low-salt selections?" "Ahem" "Ma, Pop, order whatever you want." "I'm having that loin of veal." "That's the other place, Ma." "This the young couple?" "Yes, my mom and dad." "Cent'anni!" " Hundred years!" " Cent'anni!" "Well, I hope you all enjoy." "You're all set for wine, cocktails?" " Nothing?" " Fine, thanks." "Benny, can I get you a Martina?" " Excuse me?" " A Martina." "It's like a Martini, but it's from Albania." "Hmm." "I never heard of it." "Well, apparently they go down real easy." "Right, Ben?" "We're gonna look at the menu." "Good enough." " You order for me." " Fine." "The monkfish." "There's such a strange consistency." " Ow!" " In front of my wife?" "!" "Fuck!" "Jesus!" "Fuck, my hand!" "Shit!" "Oh God!" "Oh fuck!" "Fuck!" "My hand!" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God, Arthur!" "Somebody call 911 please!" "Look at this." "I had no idea." "I'd have booked another flight." "Fuck." "Where is everybody?" "My father-in-law don't wanna come." "Him and Carm aren't speaking." " How's the meathook?" " Had to be my fuckin' saute hand, huh?" "Why, you got an okay crowd here today." "Sunday pasta's the last thing to go." "The place is on life-support ever since word got out to the regulars about their credit cards." "And my staff is pissed off about Martina leaving." "Benny did a real number here, Tony." "Who knows?" "Maybe it's cursed." "The fire, then this." "Will you stop talkin' like an old lady?" " Artie." " No go, huh?" "He's just being dramatic." " How are you, sweetie?" " Better." "And Carm, the flowers..." "Tonight, only the best for the best people." "Hmm, that's excellent." "Hey, be careful you two, because the way you two are looking at each other, pretty soon we'll have to put a high chair over here." "Like the icing on a cake, okay?" "Capisce?" "Keep your thumbs out of the food." "We gotta talk about your problem." "Oh, great." "Another idea." "How 'bout a strolling accordionist?" "I'm gonna give you the name of a good psychiatrist." "She's Italian." "You'll like her." "You know what?" "You go about in pity for yourself." " I go about in pity for myself?" " Yeah." "I gotta tell you, Bodhisattva, that is fucking priceless." "Use the other door." "You bitch and you moan and you blame everybody else for your problems, instead of maybe... not letting the Mexicans do all the cooking for you or, I don't know, changing the menu or changing the decor." "I guess because you know how to eat, you know how to run a restaurant." "On one of the bleakest nights of my life, after the shit with my mother and that fuckin' storm outside," "I came here to this place." "I sat out there with Carm and my two kids and we ate and we drank and we were so happy to be here, more than any other place in the world." "And you know I'm gonna eat here until I fall off the chair." "But in business, sometimes shit happens." "The playing field changes, whatever." "And you gotta do whatever you gotta do to keep your dick up." "If you hate it here so much, why don't you go to Da Giovanni?" "See if he'll cook you that bland shit for your shot-up pancreas." "I'll tell you one thing and this is very hard-- nobody wants to hear you talk." "They're trying to eat out there and you come along with your corny jokes and your stupid stories." "Just stay in the kitchen." "That'd be a start." "Hey." "You wouldn't believe what these people in the business get, totally fuckin' absolutely gratis." "Yeah, I hear the streets are paved with hand jobs." "Right." "I scored some major swag." "A little taste for you." "Trip to Australia, first-class vouchers, some kind of golf resort." "Looks like Sarasota." "After what, a 20-hour flight?" "No." "That's for a pocket dog." "How'd it go with the movie star?" "He was all over us, but I don't think he's right." "We made some great contacts." "Plus we saw Lindsay Lohan." "Total piece of ass." "You hear Artie burned his hand?" "Yeah." "Him and Benny." "How crazy is that?" " He okay?" " A layer of skin came off his hand like a glove." "But, they said, you know, no scarring, no grafts." " Lucky." " Hmm." "Well, not for nothin'." "I couldn't help but thinkin' if you were here watching your crew, things wouldn't have gone the way they did." "You let me go, T." "I asked you." "Now it's my fault Artie and Benny got into it?" "This is what I was concerned about, Christopher, the loss of focus." "Look... not many guys have had to make the kind of sacrifice I did." "How many times you gonna play the Adriana card?" "Sandy just seated a couple." "Kitchen's closed." "He said they were supposed to go to the city but they had car trouble." "Hector already left to pick up his wife." "Plus I got nothing back here, Charm." "They already opened the bottle." "They're gonna have to eat what I give them." "Arthur, a lot of people don't like rabbit." "My grandfather's way." "Only with ProvenƧal elements I been thinking about." "I thought you were taking it to him at the home." "Okay-- out." "I wanna get outta here tonight." "For my mom." "The big store on 57th Street?" "If you bought this in Naples?" "The weak dollar." "Mont Blanc." "Actually cheaper in the U.S."

"♪♪ "Amigo Bronco" playing... ♪♪" "♪♪" "♪♪ ( man singing in Spanish, echoing )" "♪♪" "♪♪" "( wind whistling )" "( Metal squeaking )" " ( Breathing heavily ) - ( Muffled music continues )" "( Voice echoing )" "( Daniel speaking Spanish, echoing )" "♪♪ ( Muffled music continues )" "♪♪" "( Daniel speaking Spanish, echoing )" "♪♪ ( Muffled music continues )" "( Infected snarling )" "( Snarling )" "( Snarling )" "♪♪" "( roars )" "No!" "No!" "No!" "( Screaming )" "( Barking, growling )" " ( Infected snarls ) - ( Dog whines )" "( Dog barking )" "( Laughing )" "(Sobs)" "( Infected snarling )" "( Snarling continues )" "( Loud thump )" "( Infected snarls )" "( Man speaking Spanish )" "No!" "( Screaming )" "( Speaking Spanish )" "( Speaking Spanish )" " Calma," " Calma." "Bueno, bueno." "♪♪" "( muttering in Spanish )" "El Agua." "Agua." "Agua." "( Speaking Spanish )" " ( Motor whirs ) - ( Water burbles )" "( Gasps )" "( Spits, coughs )" "Man's voice over stereo:" "Agua, Agua." "♪♪" "Agua, Agua." 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"( Whispering in Spanish )" "♪♪" "( Spanish continues )" "( Thunder rolling )" "( Snores softly )" "( Thunder rolling )" "( Snoring continues )" " ( Rain pouring ) - ( Thunder crashes )" "♪♪" "( thunder crashing )" "( Infected snarling )" "( Speaking Spanish )" "( Thunder crashing )" "( Infected growling )" "( Thunder crashes )" "( Speaking Spanish )" "( Chuckles )" "( Laughs )" "( Flies buzzing )" "( Straining )" "( Muttering in Spanish )" "( Grunting )" "Ay..." "( Both laugh )" " ( Both screaming ) - ( Shouting in Spanish )" "( Speaking Spanish )" "Daniel?" "♪♪" "( Lola speaking Spanish )" "( Water dripping )" "( Daniel speaking Spanish )" "( Man speaking Spanish )" "( Lola speaking Spanish )" "( distant chatter )" "( Daniel speaking Spanish )" "( Infected snarling )" "( Daniel speaking Spanish )" "( Snarling )" "( Squelches )" "( Chatter )" "No, Gracias." "( Door opens, closes )" "( Everardo speaking Spanish )" "Jefe." "( Grunting )" "( Gun cocks )" "( Dante speaking Spanish )" "( Gasps )" "( Dante speaking Spanish )" "Daniel Salazar." "Ah!" "( Speaks Spanish )" "Sí, señor." "( Chuckles )" "♪♪" "( Dante speaking Spanish )" "♪♪" "( speaking Spanish )" "♪♪" "( gun cocks )" "( J.C. Speaking Spanish )" "Vamonos." "♪♪" "( water gurgling )" "Man's voice over stereo:" "Agua, Agua." "( Daniel speaking Spanish )" "Agua, Agua." "Agua, Agua." "Agua, Agua." "Agua, Agua." "Agua, Agua." "( Objects breaking )" "Agua, Agua." "( Speaking Spanish )" "( Speaks Spanish )" "( Door opens, closes )" "♪♪" "( Victor speaking Spanish )" "Victor:" "Hey, Dante's not going to be happy about..." " ( yells ) - ( Gun cocks )" "Hey, you're making a mistake!" "You're making a mistake!" "( Clanging )" "( Gasps )" "You see?" "I told you I would be your guardian angel." "Or my angel of death." "Daniel..." "How'd you get out?" "Ofelia..." "Is she alive?" "Is Ofelia alive?" "We fled the compound." "Madison, Alicia, and Ofelia." "She thought you were dead." "We all did." "But..." "Daniel..." "She is alive." "She's holed up in a hotel down the coast." "Rosarito." "It'll take us a day to get there." "Maybe less." "( Panting )" "Hey, get me out of here and I'll take you to her." "We can get there by morning." "She's waiting for you." "( Speaking Spanish )" "She's waiting for me?" "Um..." "Daniel..." "I don't believe you." "What's not to believe?" "She survived the fire." "We found the hotel." "What's the matter with you?" "You'd say anything to save your life." " Daniel, wait..." " you're a snake." "( Scoffs )" " Víbora." " Daniel, listen to me." "You're making a mistake, okay?" "Get me out of here." "Let's find her." "This place is perfect for you." "You will rot here, like the dead." "Ofelia needs her father." "Ofelia is dead." "Her father is dead." "And so are you." "( Man speaking Spanish )" "Hey!" "Hey, I saved your life." "I saved her life!" "You owe me!" "Salazar!" "Salazar!" "( Water dripping )" " ( Punches landing ) - ( Man grunting )" "( Dante speaking Spanish )" "( Panting )" " ( Water dripping ) - ( Dante panting )" "( Dante speaking Spanish )" "Efrain..." "( Grunting )" "( Coughing )" "( Tooth clatters )" " Confiesa!" " ( Punch lands )" "( Praying softly in Spanish )" "♪♪" "( sobbing, speaks Spanish )" "¿Por qué?" "( Efrain sobs ) ¿por qué?" "( Man panting )" "( Dante speaking Spanish )" "( Distant infected snarling )" "( Screams, gasps )" " ( Wind whistling )" " Lola:" "Oh, no." "No, no, no." "No, no, no." "( Whimpering )" " ( Screams ) - ( Screams )" "Lola:" "No!" "No." " No." " ( Infected snarling )" " Sweet Jesus." " Next." "( Lola sobbing )" "( Breathing heavily )" "Sí, patrón." "( Speaking Spanish )" "( Gunfire )" "( Shouts )" "No, no, no, no." "♪♪" "Forgive me." "( music playing )"

"Previously on kyle xy..." "Will you go to the prom with me?" "Yes,I would love to go with you." "I have less than four weeks to book a venue," "Plan a theme,decorations,food" "Ouch. bummer." "And you're gonna wow me with the lyrics." "In exchange for..." "I dj the prom." "Cause I'd really hate to see you blow off Declan" "For a taste of college-boy pie." "If neither of us meet anyone else before prom," "We can finish what we started in the car today." "Yeah?" "totally." "My test results are back." "I'm officially in remission!" "I have to find her." "I have to know who this woman is." "Ryan told me about the girl in the picture,Sarah?" "You don't know how Sarah died." "She was just like you,trying too much too fast." "And when she tried something she wasn't ready for,it killed her." "I don't know why Taylor's pushing you,but you need to stop." "We need to prove to latnok that we matter." "Jessi,please don't listen to him anymore." "What am I supposed to do?" "He's my father." "Someone is sending Kyle a message this way." "I thought Sarah was dead." "She is." "Maybe she wants me to find her." "Hello." "I'm Kyle." "My name is Sarah." "Life is a journey." "And the road we travel has twists and turns" "Which sometimes lead us to unexpected places" "And unexpected people." "It's amazing how much you look like Adam." "You haven't told him about us meeting tonight." "Adam knows about the messages," "But I never mentioned them to Jessi." "Good." "They think about you a lot." "Yes." "Well..." "I want you to understand..." "Brian taylor has always been a true believer in latnok," "And by showing off Jessi's abilities," "He thinks they'll let him back in," "Even if she's harmed in the process." "Adam's explained that to me." "And I'm sure Adam's explanation" "Preserved his belief" "In latnok's noble intentions." "Aren't they?" "what Adam told you wasn't wrong." "The people in latnok aren't bad,they're simply scientists" "With a very clinical point of view." "To them everything's about numbers," "Facts,hypotheses." "Nothing's personal." "But I took it personally." "That's why you disappeared." "To have a life." "To be free to make my own choices," "Which is what you and Jessi deserve." "But Jessi wants this." "Because she doesn't know any better." "Taylor cares about latnok,he doesn't care about Jessi." "He sees her as an achievement." "And if he pushes her past her limits and she breaks down," "Such is the cost of science." "She's just a means to an end." "You have to make her see it,Kyle." "You have to get through to her before it's too late." "You could get through to her." "No." "Don't tell her about me." "But how will I find you?" "You won't." "I'll find you." "I wasn't able to finish the protocol" "Within the time limit,but I'll do it tomorrow." "Don't bother." "No,I can do it." "I just have to stay focused." "Jess,you're done training. you're ready now." "I am?" "I set up a meeting with latnok." "That's how you're starting your day?" "Considering I spent all last night" "Listening to Lori battle with a guitar and lose" "It wasn't that bad. yes,it was." "What was?" "Hey,we heard you working on your song last night." "How's it coming?" "blocked." "I think I need an inspirational cup of teen angst at the rack." "Lucky for you,that's today's special." "What are you guys talking about?" "Nothing says prom like watching your fellow students blow" "Their entire life savings planning a crass," "Over-hyped,meaningless ritual of adolescence" "The sole purpose of which is to indulge" "In an orgy of underage drinking," "Promiscuity,and unrealistic expectations." "Declan. you don't sound blocked to me." "I didn't know prom cost so much money." "1,900 bucks and counting. no way." "200 for the tickets,3 for the limo," "Another 150 for dinner," "Then a thousand for the suite." "For the sweet afterparty." "Lots of punch and chips. nice save." "Yeah,not to sound too mom or anything," "But I don't think you need to break the bank to have a great time at prom." "Thanks,mrs." "Trager. and no "mom" offense taken." "Okay,you ready?" "We gotta go." "See you later. bye." "So,who signed up for the Declan prom extravaganza?" "Um,tux fitting's at 10. ready to go?" "Actually,I have to take care of something." "Avoidance. interesting." "Why are you so happy?" "Because I'll be hanging out with Andy" "While you go broke watching prince charming" "With his new cinderella." "Drop dead and die. catchy." "You should use that in your song." "It's the title." "Why are proms so expensive?" "You want it to mean something,to be special." "And that means spending thousands of dollars you don't have?" "It's about creating a mood." "Girls want romance and magic." "Romantic is easy. magic requires cash." "But what if I want to give Amanda the magic," "But I don't have the money?" "Nothing. you're screwed." "Don't forget to vote." "You're actively campaigning?" "Why leave things to chance," "When I found the perfect prom date?" "Who's the lucky guy?" "Well,he's round,sparkly," "Weighs just the right amount," "And keeps your hair in place." "You're dating the Tiara?" "yes,munchkin." "Plus he goes with anything,so my dress choices are unlimited." "Prom queen. just add crown." "You really went all out." "You seem decidedly unfabulous." "Prom committee's become a nightmare of mix-ups with the decorators" "And arguments with the caterers." "I want prom to be this perfect night with Kyle," "And all I can think about is table and chair rentals" "And nonrefundable deposits." "And to top it all off,now I'm getting crap for the prom theme." "Which is?" "The time of our lives." "Oh,come on. patrick swayze?" "Nobody puts baby in a corner." "How many times have you seen dirty dancing?" "33." "You poor thing." "Why does everyone keep saying that?" "You know there are other places we can meet." "Yes,but none that have your employee discount." "You owe me a buck fifteen." "They wouldn't believe me when I said I was you." "Actually,save your money. put it towards your tuxedo." "Why,did somebody die?" "You don't wear a tuxedo to a funeral," "You wear one to a prom." "Didn't you once tell me that going to a prom" "Would be a fate worse than death?" "I did,and then death and I were like next-door neighbors," "Until he moved out of the area" "You are getting that this is a cancer metaphor,right?" "Actually,it's a cancer simile." "And I also know that neither one of us is old enough" "To actually get into the prom." "That's why mama got her josh to work out the details," "While I'm off buying this smoking-hot prom dress," "So what do you think?" "I think" "That you and the prom" "Should be required by law" "To stay a hundred yards away from each other." "Excuse me?" ""with the crepe paper moon and make-believe smiles," ""we'll never forget this sight." ""swirling with laughter and fraudulent tears," "Our hollow memory of prom night."" "I think it captured the mood." "You've annihilated an innocent teenage ritual." "Oh,I'm sorry it doesn't meet" "Your shiny,happy people musical standards." "Well,I guess I just expected more from you." "Since when are you working today?" "Since when do you drink coffee?" "I need enough caffeine to keep awake until the day after prom." "And I need ducats in a major way." "So you better tip well. money?" "what for?" "For that fancy little dance" "You're willing to give up sleep over." "You're going to prom?" "But you and Andy aren't old enough." "Are you going with someone else?" "Oh,did you guys break up?" "I'm so sorry." "None of that." "It's-- it's the damn cancer." "I thought we had it beat,but it's still biting my ass." "Andy..." "She of hamburgers and hippie skirts," "Has decided she wants to go." "Oh." "And you wanna make it special." "Andy's like the coolest guy I've ever known" "In a body I get to make out with." "I'm lucky enough I got her once," "But now that she's not sick anymore," "I feel like I've hit the jackpot all over again." "I don't care what it takes." "She's getting prom deluxe." "That is so sweet." "I wanna help." "First we have to figure out a way to get you guys in." "Aren't you the head of the prom committee?" "Even if I sold you tickets,you'd never make it past the door," "Unless you had an upperclassman as your date." "And the costs keep rising." "Bribe decoy prom dates." "Josh?" "I think I might know a couple who'd so it for free." "Whatever you've come here to say,don't." "You'll ruin today for me. what's today?" "It's happening." "I'm meeting them,Latnok." "They want me to show them what I can do." "Taylor wants to show them so he can look good." "Why do you have to say that?" "why'd you come here?" "I finally have the chance to prove that I'm worth something." "You already are." "And you don't have to prove that to Taylor or Latnok or anyone." "Yeah,well,maybe I need to prove it to myself." "So did Sarah,and it almost destroyed her." "You're wrong." "No one really knows what happened." "But I do." "Because she told me." "If you don't wanna listen to me,maybe you'll listen to Sarah." "She's alive." "She's been living alone all these years?" "She wanted to escape the pressure," "Live some kind of life other than Latnok's experiment." "But she made everyone think she was dead." "I'm sure she had her reasons." "Why would she come to you?" "Why not me?" "She doesn't want anyone to know she's still alive..." "Even Adam." "But she wants to meet me,right?" "She wants you to come with me." "But I'm supposed to go with" "No,you need to come to my house now." "So I can talk to her?" "I'll make sure of it." "Okay." "Does Taylor know Jessi's here?" "No,but he'll start to look for her." "She's supposed to meet the people from Latnok today." "Who are these people?" "I don't know." "Their membership is kept secret." "Adam always described them" "As great thinkers and humanitarians." "But according to Sarah," "They don't have Jessi's best interests in mind." "Well,until we know more,I'm glad you convinced Jessi to stay away." "Except I did it by telling her she's going to meet Sarah." "But Sarah said she'd contact you." "So if I can't find her soon," "I've only made the situation worse." "So,where are we going?" "I'll tell you in the car." "Kyle,you can't leave. why?" "what's wrong?" "I need 2,000 bucks by yesterday." "I'm going to prom. you're not old enough." "I'm also not rich enough." "And your brain power equals my cash flow." "Josh,I'd like to help,but I really need to go." "To get Sarah?" "I'm planning on it." "Let me come with you." "I think it'd be better for you guys to meet here for the first time." "But I'm her daughter." "And she's been in hiding for 20 years." "It might be best for the two of you" "To meet someplace quiet...safe." "Listen up,people... shh." "...it's contest time. this is it." "If you're the 82nd caller," "You win a $50 gift certificate to harville's caramels," "Seattle's finest candy store." "What does winning that have to do with paying for prom?" "I win and I sell it." "It's a start." "Okay,82nd caller." "Wait." "Now." "Lucky number 82,you're on the air." "Hello?" "I won?" "That's right." "I won." "You're not going anywhere." "Let's go." "Personally,I think the problem with my lyrics is your music." "Come again." "It's showy,yet dull and emotionally barren." "So it's the melody's fault?" "Just a little constructive criticism." "Right. that from someone who thinks" "B-flat means to fully recline." "Oh,that's funny,considering your big talent" "Is mixing other people's songs." "Sorry. what,did you need me to write you a pithy comeback?" "You know what,Lori?" "all you do is cut down" "Everything and everyone around you." "You're telling yourself you're being alternative and edgy." "What you don't realize" "Is that everyone knows you're just jealous," "Because they've found something meaningful in their lives, and you haven't." "Looks like you could use a pithy comeback now,too." "How about,"i quit"?" "My thought exactly." "You can find yourself another dj." "No one inside remembers her." "Yeah,I told you it was a long shot." "Which means no one saw her drive away," "So we can't even track her car." "You ever play driver/rider?" "What's that?" "I played it when I was a kid." "It's when you match the drivers with their rides." "Late 30s,lives off her tips," "But still finds enough dough for highlights." "15-year-old beater with expired plates." "I was really good at it." "If I can describe every car in the lot last night," "And all the people in the diner," "Can you match them up?" "I can if you can." "That's something I'm really good at." "Besides the waitress's car," "There's a sports car,a blue minivan," "A rusty pickup," "An old motorcycle," "A blue four-door with a rental sticker," "The other dark gray." "Who's inside the diner?" "You haven't told him about us meeting tonight." "Adam knows about the messages," "But I never mentioned them to Jessi." "Good." "A man,mid 30s,in a nice suit." "He's with a girl,early 20s,in a tight red shirt." "They're having an affair." "She's the sports car,he's the minivan." "Minivan?" "It's his turn to carpool the kids." "Man,mid 20s,flannel shirt talking to the waitress." "He's the pickup truck." "And the cook with the tattoo on his hand" "Must be the motorcycle." "You're getting the hang of it!" "What Adam told you wasn't wrong." "Heavy,looks tired." "Salesman." "He's driving the rental." "Sarah's driving the gray sedan." "Okay,how did you do that?" "I just calculated the speed of the telephone lines, the radio station switcher," "And the physiological requirements to dial a multidigit number." "We're going to win every prize" "On every radio station in seattle," "Then sell the booty online for half off." "I'll be swimming in green by dinnertime." "You are up for this,aren't you?" "I mean,I could cut you in for,say,10%?" "I'm waiting anyway." "Don't you need money for prom?" "No. no one would want to take me." "But I don't care because I'm meeting my mother." "That's really great." "I'm happy for you." "So,five percent it is." ""you know you want to; vote Hillary for prom queen?"" "Are you trying to get elected prom queen" "Or invade a small country?" "Well,I am like the einstein of social networking." "And I'm choosing to use my powers for good instead of evil." ""good" meaning your coronation?" "The trick to getting votes is research" "And making sure everyone gets laid." "Well,except you of course." "So,what's up with Declan?" "how's he faring?" "Look at you,curious kitty." "I'm asking for demonstration purposes only." "Well,there's no confirmed kill as of late," "But four sharks are circling; two are cheerleaders." "No surprise." "Of course,it could be time for the resurrection of leclan." "I'm so not going there." "But relationships like yours bring order to the universe." "Nothing says "copacetic" like reuniting" "Beachwood's very own brangelina." "Whoever invented proms should be forced to plan one." "Great,I'm stuck with gloom and gloomier." "Unless we convince people to brown-bag it,the prom's ruined." "What happened with the food?" "Our caterer got shut down by the health department" "And I can't get our deposit back." "This might not be such a good time to tell you this." "Tell me what?" "We don't have a dj,either." "How'd you find me?" "Traffic cameras." "Traffic cameras." "I reviewed the seattle traffic database," "Starting with the three near the diner," "Then sequentially accessed 137 more to lead me here." "I just wanted to tell you that Jessi's okay." "Does she understand what Taylor's been doing?" "I don't think she'll really believe it" "Until she hears it from you." "That won't be possible." "She really wants to meet you,sarah." "Did you tell her?" "Why'd you do that?" "I didn't know what else to do." "I couldn't get her to listen." "But now you've made things complicated." "Jessi was so excited to find out" "That her mother is really alive." "I'm not her mother." "No." "I can't be a mother to her." "To anyone." "Please don't slip away again." "You can't just disappear." "Look,I'm glad Jessi's safe." "That's all I wanted." "I don't believe that." "You didn't have to come back here." "Nobody had to know that you were alive." "But Jessi touched something inside of you." "You left Jessi the record of that song." "You didn't have to do that. you could've left it for me." "But I think you wanted Jessi to feel" "That somehow you were around looking out for her." "All she wants is to know you." "And I think you're lucky to have this opportunity to know her." "Okay." "I'll come." "This afternoon." "Wait,my address." "I know where you live." "Right." "Tell Jessi..." "I'm looking forward to meeting her." "I will." "What did she say?" "She's looking forward to meeting you." "Well,when is she coming?" "This afternoon." "Kyle..." "This is the best thing that's ever happened to me." "Okay,enough of that." "I need you. we're on a roll." "What's going on?" "Thanks to Jessi," "We're gonna prom it in style,bro." "Buenos ds,seattle!" "Hablas espal?" "claro que s?" "If it's food we need,then it's food we get." "French would be my choice." "Just remember,we can't afford anything" "Then french it is!" "The gourmet club will be psyched!" "Is everything all right?" "She's trying to save us from starving at prom." "A little setback with the caterer" "And then there's the issue with the music." "Prom sucks." "What's wrong with Lori?" "You cannot give me an opening like that." "Hi. hey. what's Josh doing?" "Raising money." "In spanish?" "Apparently we're double dating to the prom with him and Andy." "Actually,I'm taking Josh,you're taking Andy." "But...i want to go with you." "Oh,you still are." "It's just-- it's a technicality." "It's called a "date switch."" "It's the only way underclassmen can go to prom." "We're still going together." "It's just I have officially asked Josh" "And you've officially invited Andy." "I'm sorry." "I didn't even ask you if it was okay." "It is okay. it's more than okay." "Thank you for thinking of it." "Josh needed my help,so I just asked myself," "What would you do?" "Mucho dinero!" "Uh,para Josho!" "Me llamo Josh Trager." "Me llamo Josh Trager. whoo!" "What?" "Why do you hate prom?" "Jessi,I'm so not in the mood." "She comes in anyway." "You're sad." "No,I'm frustrated and annoyed." "Okay,maybe a little sad." "Why?" "I just don't understand." "I mean,prom's supposed to be this great milestone,right?" "The whole thing has just left me feeling" "Sort of..." "lost and empty." "That's how I feel most of the time." "I just wanted prom to mean something." "Wasn't it about celebrating the times you've had" "With your friends?" "I guess." "You have lots of friends." "But it shouldn't just be this night where we all play dress-up" "And nobody looks like themselves anyway." "You should be who you are." "And who are you?" "The eternal question." "Honestly?" "no clue." "She even looks like me,you know?" "Like the way Adam looks like Kyle?" "You must be happy to meet her." "I want to remember every second." "That's what you do when you don't have a past." "You live in the moment." "The big difference is..." "Sarah didn't have long hair." "If you want,I could change that." "Okay." "Oui!" "c'est magnifique!" "Tr bien." "I had no idea you spoke french." "I speak french food." "So,we just need to give chef jacques" "A check for $5,000 by tomorrow and,voil?" "We're in for the gastronomical treat of our lives." "But I already told you we don't have any money left." "Well,you're just going to have to fix that now,aren't you?" "How are you doing?" "It's hard to just wait." "You've done all you can do." "Maybe." "I just hope Sarah wants to meet Jessi" "Half as much as jessi wants to meet her." "What do you mean?" "Sarah's pretended to be dead all these years." "She cut herself off from everyone she knew." "That doesn't sound like someone eager to make a connection." "You think she may not come?" "I hope that's not the case,but..." "I'm more worried that if she does come,it won't be enough." "The last time I did this I was with Declan" "And we were both wasted." "Do you need a drink first?" "No!" "trust me,better sober." "I have been angry with you for so long." "I don't want to be anymore." "I'm glad." "Me,too." "You sure about this?" "Jessi,once we do this there's no turning back." "I know." "You're either lost or waiting for Kyle." "A little bit of both." "Is Kyle on board with the date swap?" "He'd love to help you go to prom," "Except there won't be one." "Do you know how hard I've worked for that night?" "Do you know how many donuts I had to sell to raise money for balloons?" "I just should've kept the donuts so at least we'd have something to eat" "Now that the caterer's taken all our money." "Okay." "One,I think you've had way too much caffeine." "And two..." "Are you telling me there are problems with the prom?" "Yes. and yes." "N-no,don't even think it." "Are you all right?" "No." "I just had the most terrible thought" ""what would Kyle do?"" "I think that's going around." "How much do you need?" "You don't want to know." "I hate Kyle." "You take cash?" "I'll get it!" "I thought you'd be here." "What did you do to your hair?" "I cut it." "Let's go." "No." "You know what today is." "I'm not going." "That's not really your decision." "Yes,it is." "You can't force her to go anywhere." "I have every right." "I'm aware of your rights," "But I'll do whatever's necessary" "To make sure Jessi stays safe." "I wonder what your licensing board" "Would say about that." "Let them say what they want." "You're not taking her." "What happens when they start asking questions about her?" "About Kyle?" "I'll answer them." "I can't believe this." "You know how important this is." "They think that I was wrong to even create you." "We have to prove to them that I was right." "I don't care what Latnok thinks." "I don't have to win them back." "I've done everything for our dream." "But they turned their backs on me." "And now you?" "You owe me." "I owe you?" "Is that the price of being your daughter?" "You're damn right it is!" "I gave you life!" "And they saved it." "So get out." "You heard her." "You'll regret this." "I'm all you've got." "Thank you." "Are you okay?" "I will be." "My mother is coming." "Ed the money and I didn't want to do it," "But I did,which made me feel better," "But now I'm broke,which means" "Exactly how much money is left?" "I can spring for the prom tickets," "A sky-blue rayon suit,and a scoop of ice cream." "Two...scoops?" "God,you're such a moron." "I am?" "I'm the one who wanted to go." "It should be my treat." "But I just assumed that" "That it was this whole archaic thing" "Where you save your lunch money and mow extra lawns" "To take me out because you think I'm pretty?" "Uh-uh. not having it." "This time,you're the pretty one." "But you wanted a night of cancer-free fun," "And it's my job to pay the way." "Let me explain something to you." "This mouth upchucked a lot of lunches while in chemo." "And for some stupid reason," "You never stopped wanting to make out with me." "Well,you were generous with the mouthwash." "I figured it was cool. would you zip it?" "This is,like,a serious moment." "Yes,I'm glad the cancer's gone," "And,yes,I want to party like a rock star..." "But,Josh,you're the reason I want to celebrate." "You really think I'm pretty?" "So forget about tossing the couch for change." "Mama's got you covered." "Exactly how are you paying for all this?" "I recovered from cancer." "My moms will give us money for days." "It's beautiful. yeah." "I'm glad you called." "Well,I'm glad you liked it," "Because in order to make those chords and make that key change" "I had to break two of my fingers." "I was referring to the lyrics." "I just wanted you to know that although I am a cynic," "I'm only a partial cynic." "I timeshare an actual heart" "On weekends and major u.s. holidays." "Well,then I guess I will be sure to schedule" "Our future songwriting sessions accordingly." "We're having future sessions?" "Well,I guess we should..." "Wrap this one up first." "Um,what prompted you to revisit it?" "You won't believe me if I tell you." "Try me." "A haircut." "Okay." "So,uh,we should enter this in the contest." "I suppose." "Although,I'm sure some three-chord" "Trite piece of crap will win." "You're probably right." "What's that for?" "You just bought yourself a dj." "Although I don't plan on attending," "On behalf of Beachwood high,I accept your offer." "You know,I never went to my high school prom,either." "I mean,when you're a 15-year-old senior" "With no driver's license,no one wants to go with you." "But I stayed home,I made fun of it a bit," "And after a while I felt better." "And you regret not going." "I regret that it was just another thing" "I never got to do in my life." "Maybe you'd like to come back in for a while?" "No." "She's not coming." "It's only been-- 3 hours and 52 minutes." "Sarah said she'd be here." "People say a lot of things." "It doesn't mean they're true." "Where are you going?" "Don't worry,I'm not going back to Brian." "Uh-oh,am I in trouble?" "Should you be?" "I'm so not falling for that one again." "No. there's no reason I should be in trouble...dad." "All right,good. then sit down." "So,it looks like Sarah's not coming." "And once Jessi gets back," "There's no way we're sending her to Taylor's." "We've already talked about this,but it's a family decision." "We want Jessi to stay here" "Until we can find someplace more permanent." "I'm okay with it." "Are you sure?" "Well,we want you to be." "Especially you,Lori," "Given what happened between you and Jessi." "We don't want you to feel uncomfortable in any way." "Of course she can stay." "I mean,that's what we do,isn't it?" "Can I tell Jessi?" "Of course." "I thought she took off." "She did." "But I think I know where to find her." "How'd you find me?" "I've gotten good at knowing where you'd go." "Did she ever show up?" "No." "So...my mother lied" "And my father lied." "It's true." "I'm a mistake." "Jessi,don't say that." "You're important. no,I never mattered." "You matter to me. and the Tragers." "We want you to come stay with us." "No. don't pity me!" "We don't. we care about you." "Jessi,please!" "you could be part of our family." "No!" "that's your family. it won't ever be mine." "Don't you understand?" "I'm alone." "Jessi..." "You're not alone." "It's too late." "It never is." "No,Jessi!" "Her heart has stopped." "Seeing Jessi on the floor," "I knew what I had to do." "I had to save her,to restart her heart." "But was it too late?" "Was I strong enough?" "And if I failed,would I kill us both?" "It's okay now." "I'm here." "When I saw Jessi laying there," "The thought of losing her..." "I focused all of my energy to revive her." "And you did." "I still feel a little drained." "But that's not what's worrying you." "In that moment,when I brought Jessi back," "I felt like there was nothing I couldn't do," "And that scared me." "Kyle,part of growing up" "Is learning how our actions affect other people..." "And how we handle that power." "It's kind of what it's like to be a parent." "Or a friend." "I'm not worried about you." "I think you're going to be just fine." "The road we travel is unpredictable." "Sometimes it's smooth," "And sometimes it's filled with bumps." "But if we're lucky..." "We find people to travel with us." "I know this is gonna sound weird,but..." "Remember that deal we made about prom night?" "Regrettably,yes." "Regrettably?" "Come on,it was a silly thing to promise one another," "Especially since two cheerleaders" "Are getting your magic and romance package." "Where'd you hear that?" "I have my sources." "Well,I have a source,too,that says you're not going." "Then your source is wrong." "I'm going stag." "What,and miss the chance to mock the madness firsthand?" "Well,good." "So you don't have a date yet,either." "Guess your source is wrong,too." "Oh,my god." "You planned this all along." "You turned down girls so I would stick to the deal" "And hook up with you on prom night?" "I know we said we'd go with one another if we didn't have dates," "But I didn't rig anything." "I'm not asking you to go to prom" "Because there's no one else." "I'm asking because you are the only one" "I want to go with." "So,then,we should go." "Our journey is really a search," "A yearning for love and connection." "Sometimes it leads us back home." "Why didn't you come to the house?" "I was scared." "Of me?" "Of not being everything you want me to be." "I just want to know you." "I want to know you,too." "What about Brian?" "Kyle said he's taking care of it." "A one-way ticket?" "Trust me... you don't want to come back." "Her heart has stopped!" "He's incredible." "More than we dreamed we'd ever see in our lifetimes." "I think it's time we introduced ourselves."